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Dec 2019
[1776] 13: I see you put a poster up in the break room
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[1775] 10: I scared the pizza deliveryman last night
20 68
[1774] 6: I think it s time to pull the trigger
33 84
[1773] 3: Hey there, how was your weekend?
32 63
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Nov 2019
[1772] 29: I m off to donate blood ...
35 88
[1771] 26: You left the pub early last night
26 62
[1770] 15: You seem a lot happier
95 180
[1769] 12: You re a bit late this morning
32 76
[1768] 8: So how have you been
40 80
[1767] 3: What do you call an Englishman
64 589
[1766] 1: I ll see you later
41 60
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Oct 2019
[1765] 29: Welcome to South Africa
48 92
[1764] 25: Don t forget I won t be coming in tomorrow
88 118
[1763] 22: So I see you ve decided to come out of the closet
51 105
[1762] 18: As a modern chef
88 117
[1761] 15: I need to change doctors
66 112
[1760] 11: My wife wants a divorce
61 98
[1759] 8: Well what brings you in to the hospital today?
86 136
[1758] 4: So is there anything interesting on TV?
105 160
[1757] 1: Welcome back, I m glad you two decided
65 110
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Sep 2019
[1756] 27: I m surprised to see you here
92 138
[1755] 20: Go straight ahead for a little bit
108 154
[1754] 17: What are you reading?
70 125
[1753] 13: Darling, I don t have much time left
109 177
[1752] 10: Doc, I m frantic
90 140
[1751] 6: Is that your motorcycle parked outside?
125 192
[1750] 3: What are you doing?
123 167
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Aug 2019
[1749] 30: Can I get a lift home with you tonight?
117 184
[1748] 27: How was your 50th wedding anniversary
5992 7250
[1747] 23: Stupid phone!
3189 3174
[1746] 20: I m not sure if I should show you this or not
1969 2677
[1745] 16: It s not often a man lays an assault charge
1895 2644
[1744] 13: Thank you for coming in
1936 2627
[1743] 6: I heard you re training for a marathon
1910 2717
[1742] 2: Finally done with the grocery shopping
2150 2798
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Jul 2019
[1741] 30: I think I should find a new doctor
2071 2744
[1740] 26: What are you reading so intently?
2068 2708
[1739] 23: I want you to sue my wife s psychiatrist
2111 2758
[1738] 19: Give me another drink please
2081 2795
[1737] 16: Hey, where were you yesterday?
2040 2770
[1736] 12: I heard there is cake in the break room
1781 2817
[1735] 9: Back already?
4224 4265
[1734] 5: Can you tell me what the differences between
2414 3478
[1733] 2: I suppose I should go
1841 3040
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Jun 2019
[1732] 28: Good morning, how was your evening?
2210 3241
[1731] 25: Do you think you ll ever buy one
1995 2880
[1730] 21: It must be really tough to be blind
3002 4964
[1729] 18: Are there any vacancies at your company?
2880 4466
[1728] 14: Everything has gone to shit
2533 3316
[1727] 11: How did it go at the hospital yesterday?
2218 3022
[1726] 7: We haven t seen you here for a few weeks ...
2464 3294
[1725] 4: Stupid Google, auto corrected
2209 3054
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May 2019
[1724] 31: How difficult is it
2217 3078
[1723] 28: I think you need another drink
2183 3116
[1722] 24: Welcome to Games Night
2155 3057
[1721] 21: I am a failure as a father
2218 3082
[1720] 17: I m in so much trouble
2209 3076
[1719] 14: Here are the notarised documents
2886 4589
[1718] 10: Hang on, it s probably my neighbour
2882 3692
[1717] 7: I was so embarrassed last night with my new girlfriend
2160 3079
[1716] 3: I read an interesting article online today
2314 3137
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Apr 2019
[1715] 30: I need a new job, I just got fired
2181 4008
[1714] 26: The latest YouTube challenge
2212 4100
[1713] 23: Doc you have to help, my penis hurts like crazy
2219 4090
[1712] 16: My husband is struggling to maintain an erection
2293 4134
[1711] 12: Honey, I have something I need to tell you
2293 4135
[1710] 9: A round of drinks for everyone
2161 4143
[1709] 5: We completed the colonoscopy
2315 4132
[1708] 2: I think the guy who invented the hot air balloon
2186 4110
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Mar 2019
[1707] 29: So I see you went out and got yourself a motorcycle
2357 4119
[1706] 26: You said I needed to get more in touch
2358 4259
[1705] 22: Those are pretty flowers
2326 4178
[1704] 15: You know you can never please some people
2324 4221
[1703] 12: Good afternoon sir, how can I assist you?
2159 4068
[1702] 8: Dude, can you sit still please
2401 4145
[1701] 5: I went for my annual medical check-up today
2302 3134
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Feb 2019
[1700] 26: I saw a survey a while back
2160 4108
[1699] 19: What are you sulking about?
2104 4083
[1698] 15: The wife and I decided to spice up our marriage
2325 4177
[1697] 12: What s on your mind today?
2281 3083
[1696] 8: What did you buy now?
2137 4070
[1695] 5: I am offended
2351 4232
[1694] 1: You seem to be in a jolly mood ...
2394 4160
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Jan 2019
[1692] 29: So what s this weeks
2342 4187
[1691] 25: Dad, can you read me a bedtime story please?
2346 4164
[1690] 22: Nice to see you again
2290 4130
[1689] 18: Welcome back
2364 4202
[1688] 14: Well we re back at work
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