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Oct 2018
[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
10    25
[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
16 59
[1669] 12: It s getting late
18 63
[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
27 54
[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
50 105
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Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
59 86
[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
50 87
[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
151 169
[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
56 90
[1662] 14: I d like a double
69 99
[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
47 91
[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
49 89
[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
59 123
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Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
64 99
[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
368 404
[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
80 110
[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
66 101
[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
74 86
[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
99 131
[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
82 138
[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
88 135
[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
93 242
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Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
92 151
[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
141 195
[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
117 191
[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
377 524
[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
602 798
[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
253 269
[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
203 263
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Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
159 373
[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
196 301
[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
286 316
[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
156 193
[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
407 503
[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
153 182
[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
133 146
[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
154 203
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May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
196 231
[1633] 25: What are you watching?
328 335
[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
170 194
[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
255 363
[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
273 330
[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
343 351
[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
868 522
[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
443 537
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Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
276 321
[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
932 465
[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
650 618
[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
931 673
[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
316 808
[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
336 408
[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
447 424
[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
246 262
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Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
1331 1303
[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
374 445
[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
215 252
[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
264 285
[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
286 325
[1613] 9: Drinks on me
314 317
[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
291 364
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Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
347 355
[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
299 321
[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
279 344
[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
304 344
[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
317 447
[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
450 425
[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
293 339
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Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
313 335
[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
287 310
[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
354 393
[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
405 539
[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
277 330
[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
255 287
[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
184 228
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