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Nov 2018
[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
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[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
25 140
[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
46 81
[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
78 127
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Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
58 100
[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
61 108
[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
40 135
[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
44 63
[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
45 90
[1669] 12: It s getting late
44 81
[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
67 92
[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
77 134
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Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
88 128
[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
72 106
[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
169 188
[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
86 120
[1662] 14: I d like a double
91 121
[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
67 111
[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
59 97
[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
70 134
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Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
81 116
[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
382 420
[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
98 145
[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
86 121
[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
100 106
[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
135 258
[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
114 166
[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
120 165
[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
124 275
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Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
118 172
[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
164 224
[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
138 212
[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
400 545
[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
620 817
[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
278 291
[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
228 292
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Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
180 396
[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
215 317
[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
307 334
[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
181 211
[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
427 518
[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
179 202
[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
151 162
[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
189 232
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May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
262 273
[1633] 25: What are you watching?
431 429
[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
213 232
[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
333 424
[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
346 378
[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
382 381
[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
887 541
[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
464 563
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Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
295 342
[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
958 486
[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
684 652
[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
956 694
[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
343 839
[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
358 435
[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
470 445
[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
260 277
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Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
1360 1334
[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
403 473
[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
237 277
[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
290 310
[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
315 352
[1613] 9: Drinks on me
352 349
[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
327 397
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Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
373 380
[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
340 362
[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
299 369
[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
329 370
[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
350 473
[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
474 449
[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
322 367
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Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
338 364
[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
308 334
[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
377 421
[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
427 560
[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
312 363
[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
282 316
[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
204 248
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