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Dec 2018
[1686] 14: I hate the world we live in
9 Current Rating: 9 + 65 = 74 votesCurrent Rating: 9 + 65 = 74 votes 65

[1685] 11: I ve broken the world record
26 Current Rating: 26 + 99 = 125 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 99 = 125 votes 99

[1684] 7: I ve had enough
47 Current Rating: 47 + 142 = 189 votesCurrent Rating: 47 + 142 = 189 votes 142

[1683] 4: How about one more game
19 Current Rating: 19 + 89 = 108 votesCurrent Rating: 19 + 89 = 108 votes 89


Nov 2018
[1682] 30: What are you reading?
64 Current Rating: 64 + 189 = 253 votesCurrent Rating: 64 + 189 = 253 votes 189

[1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it
68 Current Rating: 68 + 145 = 213 votesCurrent Rating: 68 + 145 = 213 votes 145

[1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument
223 Current Rating: 223 + 376 = 599 votesCurrent Rating: 223 + 376 = 599 votes 376

[1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night
54 Current Rating: 54 + 99 = 153 votesCurrent Rating: 54 + 99 = 153 votes 99

[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
61 Current Rating: 61 + 178 = 239 votesCurrent Rating: 61 + 178 = 239 votes 178

[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
54 Current Rating: 54 + 162 = 216 votesCurrent Rating: 54 + 162 = 216 votes 162

[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
76 Current Rating: 76 + 143 = 219 votesCurrent Rating: 76 + 143 = 219 votes 143

[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
103 Current Rating: 103 + 175 = 278 votesCurrent Rating: 103 + 175 = 278 votes 175


Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
86 Current Rating: 86 + 137 = 223 votesCurrent Rating: 86 + 137 = 223 votes 137

[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
91 Current Rating: 91 + 149 = 240 votesCurrent Rating: 91 + 149 = 240 votes 149

[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
66 Current Rating: 66 + 161 = 227 votesCurrent Rating: 66 + 161 = 227 votes 161

[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
67 Current Rating: 67 + 100 = 167 votesCurrent Rating: 67 + 100 = 167 votes 100

[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
67 Current Rating: 67 + 110 = 177 votesCurrent Rating: 67 + 110 = 177 votes 110

[1669] 12: It s getting late
54 Current Rating: 54 + 96 = 150 votesCurrent Rating: 54 + 96 = 150 votes 96

[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
78 Current Rating: 78 + 103 = 181 votesCurrent Rating: 78 + 103 = 181 votes 103

[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
99 Current Rating: 99 + 153 = 252 votesCurrent Rating: 99 + 153 = 252 votes 153


Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
118 Current Rating: 118 + 154 = 272 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 154 = 272 votes 154

[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
99 Current Rating: 99 + 127 = 226 votesCurrent Rating: 99 + 127 = 226 votes 127

[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
290 Current Rating: 290 + 299 = 589 votesCurrent Rating: 290 + 299 = 589 votes 299

[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
132 Current Rating: 132 + 147 = 279 votesCurrent Rating: 132 + 147 = 279 votes 147

[1662] 14: I d like a double
132 Current Rating: 132 + 162 = 294 votesCurrent Rating: 132 + 162 = 294 votes 162

[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
95 Current Rating: 95 + 139 = 234 votesCurrent Rating: 95 + 139 = 234 votes 139

[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
91 Current Rating: 91 + 126 = 217 votesCurrent Rating: 91 + 126 = 217 votes 126

[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
104 Current Rating: 104 + 163 = 267 votesCurrent Rating: 104 + 163 = 267 votes 163


Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
121 Current Rating: 121 + 147 = 268 votesCurrent Rating: 121 + 147 = 268 votes 147

[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
677 Current Rating: 677 + 737 = 1414 votesCurrent Rating: 677 + 737 = 1414 votes 737

[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
136 Current Rating: 136 + 164 = 300 votesCurrent Rating: 136 + 164 = 300 votes 164

[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
118 Current Rating: 118 + 144 = 262 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 144 = 262 votes 144

[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
128 Current Rating: 128 + 133 = 261 votesCurrent Rating: 128 + 133 = 261 votes 133

[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
177 Current Rating: 177 + 299 = 476 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 299 = 476 votes 299

[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
149 Current Rating: 149 + 199 = 348 votesCurrent Rating: 149 + 199 = 348 votes 199

[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
153 Current Rating: 153 + 198 = 351 votesCurrent Rating: 153 + 198 = 351 votes 198

[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
149 Current Rating: 149 + 301 = 450 votesCurrent Rating: 149 + 301 = 450 votes 301


Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
147 Current Rating: 147 + 200 = 347 votesCurrent Rating: 147 + 200 = 347 votes 200

[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
186 Current Rating: 186 + 245 = 431 votesCurrent Rating: 186 + 245 = 431 votes 245

[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
175 Current Rating: 175 + 240 = 415 votesCurrent Rating: 175 + 240 = 415 votes 240

[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
434 Current Rating: 434 + 574 = 1008 votesCurrent Rating: 434 + 574 = 1008 votes 574

[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
643 Current Rating: 643 + 841 = 1484 votesCurrent Rating: 643 + 841 = 1484 votes 841

[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
301 Current Rating: 301 + 310 = 611 votesCurrent Rating: 301 + 310 = 611 votes 310

[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
258 Current Rating: 258 + 332 = 590 votesCurrent Rating: 258 + 332 = 590 votes 332


Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
202 Current Rating: 202 + 407 = 609 votesCurrent Rating: 202 + 407 = 609 votes 407

[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
239 Current Rating: 239 + 339 = 578 votesCurrent Rating: 239 + 339 = 578 votes 339

[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
418 Current Rating: 418 + 415 = 833 votesCurrent Rating: 418 + 415 = 833 votes 415

[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
228 Current Rating: 228 + 248 = 476 votesCurrent Rating: 228 + 248 = 476 votes 248

[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
626 Current Rating: 626 + 687 = 1313 votesCurrent Rating: 626 + 687 = 1313 votes 687

[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
208 Current Rating: 208 + 234 = 442 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 234 = 442 votes 234

[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
177 Current Rating: 177 + 189 = 366 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 189 = 366 votes 189

[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
226 Current Rating: 226 + 270 = 496 votesCurrent Rating: 226 + 270 = 496 votes 270


May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
289 Current Rating: 289 + 300 = 589 votesCurrent Rating: 289 + 300 = 589 votes 300

[1633] 25: What are you watching?
459 Current Rating: 459 + 452 = 911 votesCurrent Rating: 459 + 452 = 911 votes 452

[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
241 Current Rating: 241 + 256 = 497 votesCurrent Rating: 241 + 256 = 497 votes 256

[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
361 Current Rating: 361 + 452 = 813 votesCurrent Rating: 361 + 452 = 813 votes 452

[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
382 Current Rating: 382 + 413 = 795 votesCurrent Rating: 382 + 413 = 795 votes 413

[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
426 Current Rating: 426 + 418 = 844 votesCurrent Rating: 426 + 418 = 844 votes 418

[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
911 Current Rating: 911 + 571 = 1482 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 571 = 1482 votes 571

[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
499 Current Rating: 499 + 591 = 1090 votesCurrent Rating: 499 + 591 = 1090 votes 591


Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
318 Current Rating: 318 + 368 = 686 votesCurrent Rating: 318 + 368 = 686 votes 368

[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
990 Current Rating: 990 + 511 = 1501 votesCurrent Rating: 990 + 511 = 1501 votes 511

[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
727 Current Rating: 727 + 681 = 1408 votesCurrent Rating: 727 + 681 = 1408 votes 681

[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
999 Current Rating: 999 + 730 = 1729 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 730 = 1729 votes 730

[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
388 Current Rating: 388 + 877 = 1265 votesCurrent Rating: 388 + 877 = 1265 votes 877

[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
425 Current Rating: 425 + 495 = 920 votesCurrent Rating: 425 + 495 = 920 votes 495

[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
549 Current Rating: 549 + 516 = 1065 votesCurrent Rating: 549 + 516 = 1065 votes 516

[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
297 Current Rating: 297 + 307 = 604 votesCurrent Rating: 297 + 307 = 604 votes 307


Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
1764 Current Rating: 1764 + 1657 = 3421 votesCurrent Rating: 1764 + 1657 = 3421 votes 1657

[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
467 Current Rating: 467 + 527 = 994 votesCurrent Rating: 467 + 527 = 994 votes 527

[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
268 Current Rating: 268 + 298 = 566 votesCurrent Rating: 268 + 298 = 566 votes 298

[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
339 Current Rating: 339 + 355 = 694 votesCurrent Rating: 339 + 355 = 694 votes 355

[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
332 Current Rating: 332 + 366 = 698 votesCurrent Rating: 332 + 366 = 698 votes 366

[1613] 9: Drinks on me
382 Current Rating: 382 + 377 = 759 votesCurrent Rating: 382 + 377 = 759 votes 377

[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
361 Current Rating: 361 + 428 = 789 votesCurrent Rating: 361 + 428 = 789 votes 428


Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
407 Current Rating: 407 + 409 = 816 votesCurrent Rating: 407 + 409 = 816 votes 409

[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
367 Current Rating: 367 + 395 = 762 votesCurrent Rating: 367 + 395 = 762 votes 395

[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
323 Current Rating: 323 + 390 = 713 votesCurrent Rating: 323 + 390 = 713 votes 390

[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
352 Current Rating: 352 + 395 = 747 votesCurrent Rating: 352 + 395 = 747 votes 395

[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
373 Current Rating: 373 + 497 = 870 votesCurrent Rating: 373 + 497 = 870 votes 497

[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
496 Current Rating: 496 + 468 = 964 votesCurrent Rating: 496 + 468 = 964 votes 468

[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
349 Current Rating: 349 + 403 = 752 votesCurrent Rating: 349 + 403 = 752 votes 403


Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
362 Current Rating: 362 + 392 = 754 votesCurrent Rating: 362 + 392 = 754 votes 392

[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
341 Current Rating: 341 + 368 = 709 votesCurrent Rating: 341 + 368 = 709 votes 368

[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
420 Current Rating: 420 + 458 = 878 votesCurrent Rating: 420 + 458 = 878 votes 458

[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
447 Current Rating: 447 + 582 = 1029 votesCurrent Rating: 447 + 582 = 1029 votes 582

[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
346 Current Rating: 346 + 400 = 746 votesCurrent Rating: 346 + 400 = 746 votes 400

[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
310 Current Rating: 310 + 346 = 656 votesCurrent Rating: 310 + 346 = 656 votes 346

[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
226 Current Rating: 226 + 267 = 493 votesCurrent Rating: 226 + 267 = 493 votes 267






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