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Aug 2018
[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
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[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
29 59
[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
32 80
[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
24 75
[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
52 204
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Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
39 94
[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
69 134
[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
44 124
[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
290 443
[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
478 702
[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
131 192
[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
110 154
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Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
85 298
[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
135 249
[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
155 202
[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
91 130
[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
215 324
[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
85 126
[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
80 97
[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
71 125
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May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
103 154
[1633] 25: What are you watching?
223 258
[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
122 140
[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
205 316
[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
226 275
[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
262 271
[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
562 374
[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
341 453
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Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
208 278
[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
569 364
[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
409 517
[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
537 592
[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
222 612
[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
239 306
[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
281 313
[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
183 214
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Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
912 923
[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
284 360
[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
160 198
[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
189 216
[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
235 274
[1613] 9: Drinks on me
231 247
[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
231 297
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Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
284 299
[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
220 254
[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
217 284
[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
235 286
[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
260 394
[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
350 364
[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
219 278
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Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
215 264
[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
204 241
[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
278 326
[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
351 480
[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
204 259
[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
194 223
[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
138 185
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