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Dec 2018
[1686] 14: I hate the world we live in
9    65
[1685] 11: I ve broken the world record
26 99
[1684] 7: I ve had enough
47 142
[1683] 4: How about one more game
19 89
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Nov 2018
[1682] 30: What are you reading?
64 189
[1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it
68 145
[1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument
223 376
[1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night
54 99
[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
61 178
[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
54 162
[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
76 143
[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
103 175
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Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
86 137
[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
91 149
[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
66 161
[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
67 100
[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
67 110
[1669] 12: It s getting late
54 96
[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
78 103
[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
99 153
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Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
118 154
[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
99 127
[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
290 299
[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
132 147
[1662] 14: I d like a double
132 162
[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
95 139
[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
91 126
[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
104 163
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Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
121 147
[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
677 737
[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
136 164
[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
118 144
[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
128 133
[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
177 299
[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
149 199
[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
153 198
[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
149 301
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Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
147 200
[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
186 245
[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
175 240
[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
434 574
[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
643 841
[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
301 310
[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
258 332
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Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
202 407
[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
239 339
[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
418 415
[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
228 248
[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
626 687
[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
208 234
[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
177 189
[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
226 270
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May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
289 300
[1633] 25: What are you watching?
459 452
[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
241 256
[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
361 452
[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
382 413
[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
426 418
[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
911 571
[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
499 591
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Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
318 368
[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
990 511
[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
727 681
[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
999 730
[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
388 877
[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
425 495
[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
549 516
[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
297 307
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Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
1764 1657
[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
467 527
[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
268 298
[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
339 355
[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
332 366
[1613] 9: Drinks on me
382 377
[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
361 428
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Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
407 409
[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
367 395
[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
323 390
[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
352 395
[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
373 497
[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
496 468
[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
349 403
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Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
362 392
[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
341 368
[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
420 458
[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
447 582
[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
346 400
[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
310 346
[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
226 267
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