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Nov 2019
[1770] 15: You seem a lot happier
9    53
[1769] 12: You re a bit late this morning
9 43
[1768] 8: So how have you been
16 53
[1767] 3: What do you call an Englishman
36 561
[1766] 1: I ll see you later
27 45
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Oct 2019
[1765] 29: Welcome to South Africa
26 71
[1764] 25: Don t forget I won t be coming in tomorrow
72 98
[1763] 22: So I see you ve decided to come out of the closet
38 88
[1762] 18: As a modern chef
62 93
[1761] 15: I need to change doctors
46 92
[1760] 11: My wife wants a divorce
49 85
[1759] 8: Well what brings you in to the hospital today?
69 114
[1758] 4: So is there anything interesting on TV?
79 142
[1757] 1: Welcome back, I m glad you two decided
51 89
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Sep 2019
[1756] 27: I m surprised to see you here
69 109
[1755] 20: Go straight ahead for a little bit
89 137
[1754] 17: What are you reading?
49 102
[1753] 13: Darling, I don t have much time left
79 140
[1752] 10: Doc, I m frantic
70 114
[1751] 6: Is that your motorcycle parked outside?
88 155
[1750] 3: What are you doing?
85 128
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Aug 2019
[1749] 30: Can I get a lift home with you tonight?
86 150
[1748] 27: How was your 50th wedding anniversary
5958 7220
[1747] 23: Stupid phone!
2975 3131
[1746] 20: I m not sure if I should show you this or not
1798 625
[1745] 16: It s not often a man lays an assault charge
1741 599
[1744] 13: Thank you for coming in
1793 591
[1743] 6: I heard you re training for a marathon
1752 680
[1742] 2: Finally done with the grocery shopping
1941 764
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Jul 2019
[1741] 30: I think I should find a new doctor
1874 697
[1740] 26: What are you reading so intently?
1890 680
[1739] 23: I want you to sue my wife s psychiatrist
1913 720
[1738] 19: Give me another drink please
1882 750
[1737] 16: Hey, where were you yesterday?
1875 751
[1736] 12: I heard there is cake in the break room
1666 774
[1735] 9: Back already?
4190 4217
[1734] 5: Can you tell me what the differences between
2191 1442
[1733] 2: I suppose I should go
1730 1001
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Jun 2019
[1732] 28: Good morning, how was your evening?
1969 1190
[1731] 25: Do you think you ll ever buy one
1843 838
[1730] 21: It must be really tough to be blind
2948 1920
[1729] 18: Are there any vacancies at your company?
2661 1444
[1728] 14: Everything has gone to shit
2313 1281
[1727] 11: How did it go at the hospital yesterday?
1976 980
[1726] 7: We haven t seen you here for a few weeks ...
2241 1256
[1725] 4: Stupid Google, auto corrected
1976 1005
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May 2019
[1724] 31: How difficult is it
1976 1026
[1723] 28: I think you need another drink
1984 1079
[1722] 24: Welcome to Games Night
1944 1014
[1721] 21: I am a failure as a father
1974 1032
[1720] 17: I m in so much trouble
1971 1034
[1719] 14: Here are the notarised documents
2657 1547
[1718] 10: Hang on, it s probably my neighbour
2659 1656
[1717] 7: I was so embarrassed last night with my new girlfriend
1938 1025
[1716] 3: I read an interesting article online today
2091 1097
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Apr 2019
[1715] 30: I need a new job, I just got fired
1957 974
[1714] 26: The latest YouTube challenge
2019 1061
[1713] 23: Doc you have to help, my penis hurts like crazy
1976 1063
[1712] 16: My husband is struggling to maintain an erection
2076 1093
[1711] 12: Honey, I have something I need to tell you
2072 1093
[1710] 9: A round of drinks for everyone
1959 1095
[1709] 5: We completed the colonoscopy
2067 1096
[1708] 2: I think the guy who invented the hot air balloon
1990 1056
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Mar 2019
[1707] 29: So I see you went out and got yourself a motorcycle
2091 1078
[1706] 26: You said I needed to get more in touch
2096 1205
[1705] 22: Those are pretty flowers
2068 1135
[1704] 15: You know you can never please some people
2106 1175
[1703] 12: Good afternoon sir, how can I assist you?
1950 1019
[1702] 8: Dude, can you sit still please
2126 1088
[1701] 5: I went for my annual medical check-up today
2084 1077
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Feb 2019
[1700] 26: I saw a survey a while back
1964 1062
[1699] 19: What are you sulking about?
1921 1035
[1698] 15: The wife and I decided to spice up our marriage
2089 1130
[1697] 12: What s on your mind today?
2065 1027
[1696] 8: What did you buy now?
1939 1021
[1695] 5: I am offended
2127 1186
[1694] 1: You seem to be in a jolly mood ...
2163 1111
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Jan 2019
[1692] 29: So what s this weeks's update?
2120 1146
[1691] 25: Dad, can you read me a bedtime story please?
2116 1115
[1690] 22: Nice to see you again
2079 1084
[1689] 18: Welcome back
2140 1153
[1688] 14: Well we re back at work
2061 1054
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