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Sep 2026
[2386] 8: Pint of beer please
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Aug 2026
[2385] 28: You two look like you re barely speaking
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[2384] 21: What seems to be troubling you today?
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[2383] 18: You re going out with that same girl again?
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[2382] 14: Why is it so difficult for you
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[2381] 7: Can you recommend something
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[2380] 4: You look terrible
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Jul 2026
[2379] 31: I heard you re getting serious
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[2378] 28: So, how s the first month of marriage going?
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[2377] 17: Anything interesting on TV?
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[2376] 14: I think we should start seeing other people
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[2375] 10: What's with all the commotion?
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[2374] 7: I believe you finally have a new girlfriend
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[2373] 3: So... you re both absolutely sure
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Jun 2026
[2372] 30: Society is very inconsistent
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[2371] 25: What would you do
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[2370] 18: It s our anniversary
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[2369] 9: What have you got there
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[2368] 6: I suppose I should get going
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[2367] 2: If his constant snoring and restless sleep
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May 2026
[2366] 28: My study shows that a woman s attraction
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[2365] 22: Perfect, the supermarket s empty
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[2364] 19: Good afternoon, what brings you in today?
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[2363] 16: You ve travelled quite a bit to Europe
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[2362] 12: I m out, draw up the divorce papers
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[2361] 8: I accidentally used my husband s body wash
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[2360] 1: I ve realised something about marriage
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Apr 2026
[2359] 27: Pour me another ...
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[2358] 21: I m knackered, I don t think I m going to make it
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[2357] 17: We need to have a serious chat about your mother
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[2356] 14: I m in serious trouble with my girlfriend
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[2355] 10: Is this the time to be rocking up
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Mar 2026
[2354] 31: You seem cheerful, good news?
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[2353] 28: You look exhausted
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[2352] 24: Mom, Dad, we need to have a talk ...
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[2351] 20: I ll have a shot and a beer
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[2350] 15: What are you watching?
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[2349] 11: Can I sleep at your place
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[2348] 8: Are you going past the supermarket
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[2347] 3: Are you watching Doomsday Preppers again?
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[2346] 1: Hi there, it s been ages
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Feb 2026
[2345] 24: Did you know oranges are sexed?
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[2344] 21: Dad, I ve got a flat tyre
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[2343] 17: Are you smoking marijuana?
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[2342] 13: Are you doing anything for Valentine s
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[2341] 10: Here s your prescription
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[2340] 6: I ve been listening
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[2339] 3: If I cheated on you
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Jan 2026
[2338] 30: Well I asked her
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[2337] 27: What do you think about AI
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[2336] 23: So you re due in court tomorrow
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[2335] 20: I just spilled coffee on my desk
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[2334] 16: I hate autocorrec
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[2333] 13: I ve been trying to break up with my girlfriend
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[2332] 9: I saw that new girl from Accounting flirting
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[2331] 6: Just a beer for me tonight please
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