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Sep 2018
[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
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[1662] 14: I d like a double
33 66
[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
28 71
[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
34 70
[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
40 101
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Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
45 81
[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
353 386
[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
64 93
[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
38 81
[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
44 58
[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
63 96
[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
65 117
[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
60 113
[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
76 227
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Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
69 120
[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
96 165
[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
77 162
[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
315 470
[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
511 736
[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
162 225
[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
154 200
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Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
119 339
[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
171 276
[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
263 288
[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
125 166
[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
387 475
[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
115 155
[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
104 120
[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
123 170
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May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
172 208
[1633] 25: What are you watching?
288 306
[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
149 171
[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
224 335
[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
247 306
[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
289 304
[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
583 396
[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
366 476
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Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
229 290
[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
586 381
[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
432 546
[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
558 609
[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
246 633
[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
259 324
[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
408 390
[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
228 248
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Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
1297 1267
[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
345 409
[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
185 220
[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
227 248
[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
263 298
[1613] 9: Drinks on me
279 275
[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
266 330
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Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
308 322
[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
244 275
[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
242 308
[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
260 312
[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
278 414
[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
379 390
[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
253 305
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Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
256 297
[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
242 278
[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
303 348
[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
374 505
[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
244 298
[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
220 255
[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
161 204
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