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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
7348 Current Rating: 7348 + 7251 = 14599 votesCurrent Rating: 7348 + 7251 = 14599 votes 7251

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1302 = 2574 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1302 = 2574 votes 1302

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 1306 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 1306 = 2636 votes 1306

[126] 14: Oh No! Whatís happened?
1241 Current Rating: 1241 + 1128 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1241 + 1128 = 2369 votes 1128

[125] 11: Youíve asked our daughter to marry you
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1423 = 2654 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1423 = 2654 votes 1423

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1363 = 2706 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1363 = 2706 votes 1363

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 1201 = 2486 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 1201 = 2486 votes 1201

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1384 = 2775 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1384 = 2775 votes 1384

[121] 7: What is it now?
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1345 = 2715 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1345 = 2715 votes 1345

[120] 3: Come back to my place
1559 Current Rating: 1559 + 1639 = 3198 votesCurrent Rating: 1559 + 1639 = 3198 votes 1639

[119] 2: Morning
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1444 = 2886 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1444 = 2886 votes 1444

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1567 = 2931 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1567 = 2931 votes 1567


Nov 2009
[117] 26: Iíve got bad news
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1279 = 2577 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1279 = 2577 votes 1279

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
1321 Current Rating: 1321 + 1610 = 2931 votesCurrent Rating: 1321 + 1610 = 2931 votes 1610

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1410 = 2723 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1410 = 2723 votes 1410

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1582 = 2907 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1582 = 2907 votes 1582

[113] 20: My friend over there
1610 Current Rating: 1610 + 1679 = 3289 votesCurrent Rating: 1610 + 1679 = 3289 votes 1679

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
1426 Current Rating: 1426 + 1537 = 2963 votesCurrent Rating: 1426 + 1537 = 2963 votes 1537

[111] 18: I like my job more
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 1949 = 3669 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 1949 = 3669 votes 1949

[110] 17: Grandmaís got a prawn
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1379 = 2706 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1379 = 2706 votes 1379

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
1324 Current Rating: 1324 + 1420 = 2744 votesCurrent Rating: 1324 + 1420 = 2744 votes 1420

[108] 13: When we get married
3355 Current Rating: 3355 + 2892 = 6247 votesCurrent Rating: 3355 + 2892 = 6247 votes 2892

[107] 12: A name for the baby
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1244 = 2738 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1244 = 2738 votes 1244

[106] 11: Would you have married me
3810 Current Rating: 3810 + 3008 = 6818 votesCurrent Rating: 3810 + 3008 = 6818 votes 3008

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
1864 Current Rating: 1864 + 2048 = 3912 votesCurrent Rating: 1864 + 2048 = 3912 votes 2048

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
1535 Current Rating: 1535 + 1755 = 3290 votesCurrent Rating: 1535 + 1755 = 3290 votes 1755

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1282 = 2718 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1282 = 2718 votes 1282

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
2140 Current Rating: 2140 + 2185 = 4325 votesCurrent Rating: 2140 + 2185 = 4325 votes 2185

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
2164 Current Rating: 2164 + 2540 = 4704 votesCurrent Rating: 2164 + 2540 = 4704 votes 2540

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
1678 Current Rating: 1678 + 1500 = 3178 votesCurrent Rating: 1678 + 1500 = 3178 votes 1500


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
1445 Current Rating: 1445 + 1373 = 2818 votesCurrent Rating: 1445 + 1373 = 2818 votes 1373

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 1391 = 2721 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 1391 = 2721 votes 1391

[97] 28: You are getting fat
1603 Current Rating: 1603 + 1978 = 3581 votesCurrent Rating: 1603 + 1978 = 3581 votes 1978

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1500 = 3002 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1500 = 3002 votes 1500

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1324 = 2729 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1324 = 2729 votes 1324

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
1497 Current Rating: 1497 + 1525 = 3022 votesCurrent Rating: 1497 + 1525 = 3022 votes 1525

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1223 = 2420 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1223 = 2420 votes 1223

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
2009 Current Rating: 2009 + 1902 = 3911 votesCurrent Rating: 2009 + 1902 = 3911 votes 1902

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
1838 Current Rating: 1838 + 1709 = 3547 votesCurrent Rating: 1838 + 1709 = 3547 votes 1709

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
1397 Current Rating: 1397 + 1287 = 2684 votesCurrent Rating: 1397 + 1287 = 2684 votes 1287

[89] 16: I just canít log in
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1439 = 2705 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1439 = 2705 votes 1439

[88] 15: Itís so sweet
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1906 = 3466 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1906 = 3466 votes 1906

[87] 14: What are you doing?
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1398 = 3091 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1398 = 3091 votes 1398

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1397 = 2924 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1397 = 2924 votes 1397

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1936 = 3576 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1936 = 3576 votes 1936

[84] 9: Youíre so much more frisky these days
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1176 = 2442 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1176 = 2442 votes 1176

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 1000 = 2089 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 1000 = 2089 votes 1000

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
1414 Current Rating: 1414 + 1623 = 3037 votesCurrent Rating: 1414 + 1623 = 3037 votes 1623

[81] 6: Whatís your wifeís name
1445 Current Rating: 1445 + 1368 = 2813 votesCurrent Rating: 1445 + 1368 = 2813 votes 1368

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 999 = 2114 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 999 = 2114 votes 999

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1035 = 2135 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1035 = 2135 votes 1035

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
1681 Current Rating: 1681 + 1761 = 3442 votesCurrent Rating: 1681 + 1761 = 3442 votes 1761


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1388 = 2849 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1388 = 2849 votes 1388

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1253 = 2478 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1253 = 2478 votes 1253

[75] 28: Hi Mom, Iím home
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1318 = 2711 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1318 = 2711 votes 1318

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1778 = 3249 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1778 = 3249 votes 1778

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
2240 Current Rating: 2240 + 2224 = 4464 votesCurrent Rating: 2240 + 2224 = 4464 votes 2224

[72] 22: Dad, why are Momís feet
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1726 = 3391 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1726 = 3391 votes 1726

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1433 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1433 = 2794 votes 1433

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1227 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1227 = 2515 votes 1227

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1244 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1244 = 2480 votes 1244

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1327 = 2693 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1327 = 2693 votes 1327

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
1853 Current Rating: 1853 + 1822 = 3675 votesCurrent Rating: 1853 + 1822 = 3675 votes 1822

[66] 14: I came home early ...
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1252 = 2550 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1252 = 2550 votes 1252

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
1610 Current Rating: 1610 + 1675 = 3285 votesCurrent Rating: 1610 + 1675 = 3285 votes 1675

[64] 10: Iím horny
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1388 = 2722 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1388 = 2722 votes 1388

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
1906 Current Rating: 1906 + 1845 = 3751 votesCurrent Rating: 1906 + 1845 = 3751 votes 1845

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 1054 = 2212 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 1054 = 2212 votes 1054

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1275 = 2625 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1275 = 2625 votes 1275

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
979 Current Rating: 979 + 960 = 1939 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 960 = 1939 votes 960


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 1137 = 2277 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 1137 = 2277 votes 1137

[58] 28: Iíve got a huge problem
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1309 = 2561 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1309 = 2561 votes 1309

[57] 27: Iím not going to America any more
5169 Current Rating: 5169 + 5207 = 10376 votesCurrent Rating: 5169 + 5207 = 10376 votes 5207

[56] 26: I donít understand my wife
1300 Current Rating: 1300 + 1426 = 2726 votesCurrent Rating: 1300 + 1426 = 2726 votes 1426

[55] 25: I havenít seen you in ages
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1345 = 2722 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1345 = 2722 votes 1345

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1196 = 2591 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1196 = 2591 votes 1196

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1090 = 2296 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1090 = 2296 votes 1090

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1406 = 2777 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1406 = 2777 votes 1406

[51] 19: Whatís the matter with you?
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1748 = 3363 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1748 = 3363 votes 1748

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 1848 = 3502 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 1848 = 3502 votes 1848

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1201 = 2367 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1201 = 2367 votes 1201

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 2282 = 3709 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 2282 = 3709 votes 2282

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1238 = 2658 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1238 = 2658 votes 1238

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1493 = 2868 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1493 = 2868 votes 1493

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
1509 Current Rating: 1509 + 1952 = 3461 votesCurrent Rating: 1509 + 1952 = 3461 votes 1952

[44] 7: What those men said ...
1321 Current Rating: 1321 + 1428 = 2749 votesCurrent Rating: 1321 + 1428 = 2749 votes 1428

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
1352 Current Rating: 1352 + 1269 = 2621 votesCurrent Rating: 1352 + 1269 = 2621 votes 1269

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
1604 Current Rating: 1604 + 1602 = 3206 votesCurrent Rating: 1604 + 1602 = 3206 votes 1602

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
25183 Current Rating: 25183 + 25481 = 50664 votesCurrent Rating: 25183 + 25481 = 50664 votes 25481

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
1817 Current Rating: 1817 + 2011 = 3828 votesCurrent Rating: 1817 + 2011 = 3828 votes 2011


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
4686 Current Rating: 4686 + 7355 = 12041 votesCurrent Rating: 4686 + 7355 = 12041 votes 7355

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
2623 Current Rating: 2623 + 2571 = 5194 votesCurrent Rating: 2623 + 2571 = 5194 votes 2571

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
1847 Current Rating: 1847 + 2142 = 3989 votesCurrent Rating: 1847 + 2142 = 3989 votes 2142

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
3180 Current Rating: 3180 + 3075 = 6255 votesCurrent Rating: 3180 + 3075 = 6255 votes 3075

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
2206 Current Rating: 2206 + 2093 = 4299 votesCurrent Rating: 2206 + 2093 = 4299 votes 2093

[34] 24: If I die ...
1791 Current Rating: 1791 + 1994 = 3785 votesCurrent Rating: 1791 + 1994 = 3785 votes 1994

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
1814 Current Rating: 1814 + 1996 = 3810 votesCurrent Rating: 1814 + 1996 = 3810 votes 1996

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
1746 Current Rating: 1746 + 1785 = 3531 votesCurrent Rating: 1746 + 1785 = 3531 votes 1785

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
1895 Current Rating: 1895 + 2430 = 4325 votesCurrent Rating: 1895 + 2430 = 4325 votes 2430

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
2514 Current Rating: 2514 + 3545 = 6059 votesCurrent Rating: 2514 + 3545 = 6059 votes 3545

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 2132 = 3820 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 2132 = 3820 votes 2132

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
1514 Current Rating: 1514 + 2197 = 3711 votesCurrent Rating: 1514 + 2197 = 3711 votes 2197

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
1824 Current Rating: 1824 + 2038 = 3862 votesCurrent Rating: 1824 + 2038 = 3862 votes 2038

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1394 = 2654 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1394 = 2654 votes 1394

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 2277 = 3984 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 2277 = 3984 votes 2277

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1535 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1535 = 2964 votes 1535

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1614 = 3021 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1614 = 3021 votes 1614

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1409 = 2824 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1409 = 2824 votes 1409

[21] 6: After your bath ...
2581 Current Rating: 2581 + 3946 = 6527 votesCurrent Rating: 2581 + 3946 = 6527 votes 3946

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
1692 Current Rating: 1692 + 1851 = 3543 votesCurrent Rating: 1692 + 1851 = 3543 votes 1851

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1944 = 3527 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1944 = 3527 votes 1944


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1616 = 3128 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1616 = 3128 votes 1616

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1703 = 3210 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1703 = 3210 votes 1703

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
1867 Current Rating: 1867 + 2421 = 4288 votesCurrent Rating: 1867 + 2421 = 4288 votes 2421

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
1766 Current Rating: 1766 + 2490 = 4256 votesCurrent Rating: 1766 + 2490 = 4256 votes 2490

[14] 24: Mom, I donít want you to
1801 Current Rating: 1801 + 2290 = 4091 votesCurrent Rating: 1801 + 2290 = 4091 votes 2290

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
3097 Current Rating: 3097 + 5315 = 8412 votesCurrent Rating: 3097 + 5315 = 8412 votes 5315

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
2605 Current Rating: 2605 + 2695 = 5300 votesCurrent Rating: 2605 + 2695 = 5300 votes 2695

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
1635 Current Rating: 1635 + 2180 = 3815 votesCurrent Rating: 1635 + 2180 = 3815 votes 2180

[10] 18: What would happen ...
1535 Current Rating: 1535 + 1798 = 3333 votesCurrent Rating: 1535 + 1798 = 3333 votes 1798

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
1641 Current Rating: 1641 + 3188 = 4829 votesCurrent Rating: 1641 + 3188 = 4829 votes 3188

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
1519 Current Rating: 1519 + 1647 = 3166 votesCurrent Rating: 1519 + 1647 = 3166 votes 1647

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1350 = 2704 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1350 = 2704 votes 1350

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
2330 Current Rating: 2330 + 2820 = 5150 votesCurrent Rating: 2330 + 2820 = 5150 votes 2820

[5] 9: I have great news ...
1549 Current Rating: 1549 + 1693 = 3242 votesCurrent Rating: 1549 + 1693 = 3242 votes 1693

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1503 = 3117 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1503 = 3117 votes 1503

[3] 5: Sorry, I canít come into work today
2651 Current Rating: 2651 + 2798 = 5449 votesCurrent Rating: 2651 + 2798 = 5449 votes 2798

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
6033 Current Rating: 6033 + 5597 = 11630 votesCurrent Rating: 6033 + 5597 = 11630 votes 5597

[1] 2: Why so down ...
50984 Current Rating: 50984 + 54793 = 105777 votesCurrent Rating: 50984 + 54793 = 105777 votes 54793







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