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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
21351 Current Rating: 21351 + 22124 = 43475 votesCurrent Rating: 21351 + 22124 = 43475 votes 22124

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
23253 Current Rating: 23253 + 23785 = 47038 votesCurrent Rating: 23253 + 23785 = 47038 votes 23785

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
10574 Current Rating: 10574 + 10115 = 20689 votesCurrent Rating: 10574 + 10115 = 20689 votes 10115

[126] 14: Oh No! What’s happened?
12242 Current Rating: 12242 + 12177 = 24419 votesCurrent Rating: 12242 + 12177 = 24419 votes 12177

[125] 11: You’ve asked our daughter to marry you
10423 Current Rating: 10423 + 10405 = 20828 votesCurrent Rating: 10423 + 10405 = 20828 votes 10405

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
9369 Current Rating: 9369 + 8795 = 18164 votesCurrent Rating: 9369 + 8795 = 18164 votes 8795

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
9123 Current Rating: 9123 + 8667 = 17790 votesCurrent Rating: 9123 + 8667 = 17790 votes 8667

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
9359 Current Rating: 9359 + 8674 = 18033 votesCurrent Rating: 9359 + 8674 = 18033 votes 8674

[121] 7: What is it now?
10923 Current Rating: 10923 + 10505 = 21428 votesCurrent Rating: 10923 + 10505 = 21428 votes 10505

[120] 3: Come back to my place
8430 Current Rating: 8430 + 7921 = 16351 votesCurrent Rating: 8430 + 7921 = 16351 votes 7921

[119] 2: Morning
8722 Current Rating: 8722 + 7805 = 16527 votesCurrent Rating: 8722 + 7805 = 16527 votes 7805

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
10724 Current Rating: 10724 + 10906 = 21630 votesCurrent Rating: 10724 + 10906 = 21630 votes 10906


Nov 2009
[117] 26: I’ve got bad news
8415 Current Rating: 8415 + 8021 = 16436 votesCurrent Rating: 8415 + 8021 = 16436 votes 8021

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
9981 Current Rating: 9981 + 9683 = 19664 votesCurrent Rating: 9981 + 9683 = 19664 votes 9683

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
9946 Current Rating: 9946 + 9248 = 19194 votesCurrent Rating: 9946 + 9248 = 19194 votes 9248

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
21037 Current Rating: 21037 + 20175 = 41212 votesCurrent Rating: 21037 + 20175 = 41212 votes 20175

[113] 20: My friend over there
10126 Current Rating: 10126 + 9175 = 19301 votesCurrent Rating: 10126 + 9175 = 19301 votes 9175

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
9716 Current Rating: 9716 + 8766 = 18482 votesCurrent Rating: 9716 + 8766 = 18482 votes 8766

[111] 18: I like my job more
14608 Current Rating: 14608 + 12385 = 26993 votesCurrent Rating: 14608 + 12385 = 26993 votes 12385

[110] 17: Grandma’s got a prawn
20555 Current Rating: 20555 + 16659 = 37214 votesCurrent Rating: 20555 + 16659 = 37214 votes 16659

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
15465 Current Rating: 15465 + 11145 = 26610 votesCurrent Rating: 15465 + 11145 = 26610 votes 11145

[108] 13: When we get married
15550 Current Rating: 15550 + 13592 = 29142 votesCurrent Rating: 15550 + 13592 = 29142 votes 13592

[107] 12: A name for the baby
14565 Current Rating: 14565 + 9303 = 23868 votesCurrent Rating: 14565 + 9303 = 23868 votes 9303

[106] 11: Would you have married me
19076 Current Rating: 19076 + 17587 = 36663 votesCurrent Rating: 19076 + 17587 = 36663 votes 17587

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
9509 Current Rating: 9509 + 8925 = 18434 votesCurrent Rating: 9509 + 8925 = 18434 votes 8925

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
10555 Current Rating: 10555 + 9864 = 20419 votesCurrent Rating: 10555 + 9864 = 20419 votes 9864

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
10742 Current Rating: 10742 + 9945 = 20687 votesCurrent Rating: 10742 + 9945 = 20687 votes 9945

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
10572 Current Rating: 10572 + 10222 = 20794 votesCurrent Rating: 10572 + 10222 = 20794 votes 10222

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
10199 Current Rating: 10199 + 10025 = 20224 votesCurrent Rating: 10199 + 10025 = 20224 votes 10025

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
12278 Current Rating: 12278 + 13276 = 25554 votesCurrent Rating: 12278 + 13276 = 25554 votes 13276


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
8486 Current Rating: 8486 + 7684 = 16170 votesCurrent Rating: 8486 + 7684 = 16170 votes 7684

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
9078 Current Rating: 9078 + 8518 = 17596 votesCurrent Rating: 9078 + 8518 = 17596 votes 8518

[97] 28: You are getting fat
18197 Current Rating: 18197 + 17126 = 35323 votesCurrent Rating: 18197 + 17126 = 35323 votes 17126

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
8419 Current Rating: 8419 + 7789 = 16208 votesCurrent Rating: 8419 + 7789 = 16208 votes 7789

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
12693 Current Rating: 12693 + 12260 = 24953 votesCurrent Rating: 12693 + 12260 = 24953 votes 12260

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
7993 Current Rating: 7993 + 7456 = 15449 votesCurrent Rating: 7993 + 7456 = 15449 votes 7456

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
18650 Current Rating: 18650 + 19387 = 38037 votesCurrent Rating: 18650 + 19387 = 38037 votes 19387

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
9227 Current Rating: 9227 + 8804 = 18031 votesCurrent Rating: 9227 + 8804 = 18031 votes 8804

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
11977 Current Rating: 11977 + 10912 = 22889 votesCurrent Rating: 11977 + 10912 = 22889 votes 10912

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
8813 Current Rating: 8813 + 8109 = 16922 votesCurrent Rating: 8813 + 8109 = 16922 votes 8109

[89] 16: I just can’t log in
10454 Current Rating: 10454 + 10326 = 20780 votesCurrent Rating: 10454 + 10326 = 20780 votes 10326

[88] 15: It’s so sweet
8260 Current Rating: 8260 + 7927 = 16187 votesCurrent Rating: 8260 + 7927 = 16187 votes 7927

[87] 14: What are you doing?
8730 Current Rating: 8730 + 7741 = 16471 votesCurrent Rating: 8730 + 7741 = 16471 votes 7741

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
11365 Current Rating: 11365 + 10632 = 21997 votesCurrent Rating: 11365 + 10632 = 21997 votes 10632

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
9907 Current Rating: 9907 + 9368 = 19275 votesCurrent Rating: 9907 + 9368 = 19275 votes 9368

[84] 9: You’re so much more frisky these days
10410 Current Rating: 10410 + 9496 = 19906 votesCurrent Rating: 10410 + 9496 = 19906 votes 9496

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
8212 Current Rating: 8212 + 7439 = 15651 votesCurrent Rating: 8212 + 7439 = 15651 votes 7439

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
11421 Current Rating: 11421 + 10595 = 22016 votesCurrent Rating: 11421 + 10595 = 22016 votes 10595

[81] 6: What’s your wife’s name
9061 Current Rating: 9061 + 8208 = 17269 votesCurrent Rating: 9061 + 8208 = 17269 votes 8208

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
10197 Current Rating: 10197 + 9199 = 19396 votesCurrent Rating: 10197 + 9199 = 19396 votes 9199

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
11632 Current Rating: 11632 + 10743 = 22375 votesCurrent Rating: 11632 + 10743 = 22375 votes 10743

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
9695 Current Rating: 9695 + 9024 = 18719 votesCurrent Rating: 9695 + 9024 = 18719 votes 9024


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
10185 Current Rating: 10185 + 10185 = 20370 votesCurrent Rating: 10185 + 10185 = 20370 votes 10185

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
9103 Current Rating: 9103 + 8230 = 17333 votesCurrent Rating: 9103 + 8230 = 17333 votes 8230

[75] 28: Hi Mom, I’m home
9366 Current Rating: 9366 + 8473 = 17839 votesCurrent Rating: 9366 + 8473 = 17839 votes 8473

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
12547 Current Rating: 12547 + 12128 = 24675 votesCurrent Rating: 12547 + 12128 = 24675 votes 12128

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
26170 Current Rating: 26170 + 24789 = 50959 votesCurrent Rating: 26170 + 24789 = 50959 votes 24789

[72] 22: Dad, why are Mom’s feet
10891 Current Rating: 10891 + 10327 = 21218 votesCurrent Rating: 10891 + 10327 = 21218 votes 10327

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
10559 Current Rating: 10559 + 9948 = 20507 votesCurrent Rating: 10559 + 9948 = 20507 votes 9948

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
10782 Current Rating: 10782 + 10430 = 21212 votesCurrent Rating: 10782 + 10430 = 21212 votes 10430

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
10637 Current Rating: 10637 + 10141 = 20778 votesCurrent Rating: 10637 + 10141 = 20778 votes 10141

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
10416 Current Rating: 10416 + 12647 = 23063 votesCurrent Rating: 10416 + 12647 = 23063 votes 12647

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
13939 Current Rating: 13939 + 13231 = 27170 votesCurrent Rating: 13939 + 13231 = 27170 votes 13231

[66] 14: I came home early ...
10456 Current Rating: 10456 + 9845 = 20301 votesCurrent Rating: 10456 + 9845 = 20301 votes 9845

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
9763 Current Rating: 9763 + 9121 = 18884 votesCurrent Rating: 9763 + 9121 = 18884 votes 9121

[64] 10: I’m horny
16828 Current Rating: 16828 + 16401 = 33229 votesCurrent Rating: 16828 + 16401 = 33229 votes 16401

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
18028 Current Rating: 18028 + 19253 = 37281 votesCurrent Rating: 18028 + 19253 = 37281 votes 19253

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
9024 Current Rating: 9024 + 8067 = 17091 votesCurrent Rating: 9024 + 8067 = 17091 votes 8067

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
10297 Current Rating: 10297 + 9561 = 19858 votesCurrent Rating: 10297 + 9561 = 19858 votes 9561

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
8886 Current Rating: 8886 + 7800 = 16686 votesCurrent Rating: 8886 + 7800 = 16686 votes 7800


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
8194 Current Rating: 8194 + 7423 = 15617 votesCurrent Rating: 8194 + 7423 = 15617 votes 7423

[58] 28: I’ve got a huge problem
11519 Current Rating: 11519 + 11019 = 22538 votesCurrent Rating: 11519 + 11019 = 22538 votes 11019

[57] 27: I’m not going to America any more
13636 Current Rating: 13636 + 13564 = 27200 votesCurrent Rating: 13636 + 13564 = 27200 votes 13564

[56] 26: I don’t understand my wife
11320 Current Rating: 11320 + 10764 = 22084 votesCurrent Rating: 11320 + 10764 = 22084 votes 10764

[55] 25: I haven’t seen you in ages
11248 Current Rating: 11248 + 11459 = 22707 votesCurrent Rating: 11248 + 11459 = 22707 votes 11459

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
10562 Current Rating: 10562 + 12426 = 22988 votesCurrent Rating: 10562 + 12426 = 22988 votes 12426

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
8540 Current Rating: 8540 + 7336 = 15876 votesCurrent Rating: 8540 + 7336 = 15876 votes 7336

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
8025 Current Rating: 8025 + 7271 = 15296 votesCurrent Rating: 8025 + 7271 = 15296 votes 7271

[51] 19: What’s the matter with you?
10322 Current Rating: 10322 + 9663 = 19985 votesCurrent Rating: 10322 + 9663 = 19985 votes 9663

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
10014 Current Rating: 10014 + 9955 = 19969 votesCurrent Rating: 10014 + 9955 = 19969 votes 9955

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
21420 Current Rating: 21420 + 20710 = 42130 votesCurrent Rating: 21420 + 20710 = 42130 votes 20710

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
8508 Current Rating: 8508 + 8663 = 17171 votesCurrent Rating: 8508 + 8663 = 17171 votes 8663

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
12476 Current Rating: 12476 + 11703 = 24179 votesCurrent Rating: 12476 + 11703 = 24179 votes 11703

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
8854 Current Rating: 8854 + 8193 = 17047 votesCurrent Rating: 8854 + 8193 = 17047 votes 8193

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
10726 Current Rating: 10726 + 10570 = 21296 votesCurrent Rating: 10726 + 10570 = 21296 votes 10570

[44] 7: What those men said ...
11652 Current Rating: 11652 + 11681 = 23333 votesCurrent Rating: 11652 + 11681 = 23333 votes 11681

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
10148 Current Rating: 10148 + 12152 = 22300 votesCurrent Rating: 10148 + 12152 = 22300 votes 12152

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
10284 Current Rating: 10284 + 9470 = 19754 votesCurrent Rating: 10284 + 9470 = 19754 votes 9470

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
70267 Current Rating: 70267 + 76469 = 146736 votesCurrent Rating: 70267 + 76469 = 146736 votes 76469

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
14825 Current Rating: 14825 + 23012 = 37837 votesCurrent Rating: 14825 + 23012 = 37837 votes 23012


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
14218 Current Rating: 14218 + 15732 = 29950 votesCurrent Rating: 14218 + 15732 = 29950 votes 15732

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
9241 Current Rating: 9241 + 8274 = 17515 votesCurrent Rating: 9241 + 8274 = 17515 votes 8274

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
10852 Current Rating: 10852 + 10465 = 21317 votesCurrent Rating: 10852 + 10465 = 21317 votes 10465

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
10470 Current Rating: 10470 + 12732 = 23202 votesCurrent Rating: 10470 + 12732 = 23202 votes 12732

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
11013 Current Rating: 11013 + 11797 = 22810 votesCurrent Rating: 11013 + 11797 = 22810 votes 11797

[34] 24: If I die ...
8575 Current Rating: 8575 + 8006 = 16581 votesCurrent Rating: 8575 + 8006 = 16581 votes 8006

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
12000 Current Rating: 12000 + 11584 = 23584 votesCurrent Rating: 12000 + 11584 = 23584 votes 11584

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
13611 Current Rating: 13611 + 13517 = 27128 votesCurrent Rating: 13611 + 13517 = 27128 votes 13517

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
10534 Current Rating: 10534 + 10823 = 21357 votesCurrent Rating: 10534 + 10823 = 21357 votes 10823

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
10368 Current Rating: 10368 + 10594 = 20962 votesCurrent Rating: 10368 + 10594 = 20962 votes 10594

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
11247 Current Rating: 11247 + 10761 = 22008 votesCurrent Rating: 11247 + 10761 = 22008 votes 10761

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
9199 Current Rating: 9199 + 9239 = 18438 votesCurrent Rating: 9199 + 9239 = 18438 votes 9239

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
21002 Current Rating: 21002 + 21892 = 42894 votesCurrent Rating: 21002 + 21892 = 42894 votes 21892

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
9795 Current Rating: 9795 + 9234 = 19029 votesCurrent Rating: 9795 + 9234 = 19029 votes 9234

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
8959 Current Rating: 8959 + 8765 = 17724 votesCurrent Rating: 8959 + 8765 = 17724 votes 8765

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
11309 Current Rating: 11309 + 11558 = 22867 votesCurrent Rating: 11309 + 11558 = 22867 votes 11558

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
9199 Current Rating: 9199 + 8654 = 17853 votesCurrent Rating: 9199 + 8654 = 17853 votes 8654

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
11732 Current Rating: 11732 + 11708 = 23440 votesCurrent Rating: 11732 + 11708 = 23440 votes 11708

[21] 6: After your bath ...
15480 Current Rating: 15480 + 16134 = 31614 votesCurrent Rating: 15480 + 16134 = 31614 votes 16134

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
9885 Current Rating: 9885 + 9874 = 19759 votesCurrent Rating: 9885 + 9874 = 19759 votes 9874

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
12416 Current Rating: 12416 + 13822 = 26238 votesCurrent Rating: 12416 + 13822 = 26238 votes 13822


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
8762 Current Rating: 8762 + 8010 = 16772 votesCurrent Rating: 8762 + 8010 = 16772 votes 8010

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
12286 Current Rating: 12286 + 12183 = 24469 votesCurrent Rating: 12286 + 12183 = 24469 votes 12183

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
9584 Current Rating: 9584 + 9580 = 19164 votesCurrent Rating: 9584 + 9580 = 19164 votes 9580

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
11518 Current Rating: 11518 + 11669 = 23187 votesCurrent Rating: 11518 + 11669 = 23187 votes 11669

[14] 24: Mom, I don’t want you to
13186 Current Rating: 13186 + 13306 = 26492 votesCurrent Rating: 13186 + 13306 = 26492 votes 13306

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
75098 Current Rating: 75098 + 77253 = 152351 votesCurrent Rating: 75098 + 77253 = 152351 votes 77253

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
13702 Current Rating: 13702 + 14256 = 27958 votesCurrent Rating: 13702 + 14256 = 27958 votes 14256

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
16243 Current Rating: 16243 + 16204 = 32447 votesCurrent Rating: 16243 + 16204 = 32447 votes 16204

[10] 18: What would happen ...
10638 Current Rating: 10638 + 10645 = 21283 votesCurrent Rating: 10638 + 10645 = 21283 votes 10645

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
14164 Current Rating: 14164 + 16591 = 30755 votesCurrent Rating: 14164 + 16591 = 30755 votes 16591

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
11066 Current Rating: 11066 + 10564 = 21630 votesCurrent Rating: 11066 + 10564 = 21630 votes 10564

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
10343 Current Rating: 10343 + 9529 = 19872 votesCurrent Rating: 10343 + 9529 = 19872 votes 9529

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
16570 Current Rating: 16570 + 17789 = 34359 votesCurrent Rating: 16570 + 17789 = 34359 votes 17789

[5] 9: I have great news ...
9390 Current Rating: 9390 + 9016 = 18406 votesCurrent Rating: 9390 + 9016 = 18406 votes 9016

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
13771 Current Rating: 13771 + 15594 = 29365 votesCurrent Rating: 13771 + 15594 = 29365 votes 15594

[3] 5: Sorry, I can’t come into work today
14599 Current Rating: 14599 + 14144 = 28743 votesCurrent Rating: 14599 + 14144 = 28743 votes 14144

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
58138 Current Rating: 58138 + 61990 = 120128 votesCurrent Rating: 58138 + 61990 = 120128 votes 61990

[1] 2: Why so down ...
609851 Current Rating: 609851 + 520385 = 1130236 votesCurrent Rating: 609851 + 520385 = 1130236 votes 520385







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