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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
6518 Current Rating: 6518 + 6777 = 13295 votesCurrent Rating: 6518 + 6777 = 13295 votes 6777

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1280 = 2539 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1280 = 2539 votes 1280

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
1299 Current Rating: 1299 + 1262 = 2561 votesCurrent Rating: 1299 + 1262 = 2561 votes 1262

[126] 14: Oh No! Whatís happened?
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1088 = 2290 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1088 = 2290 votes 1088

[125] 11: Youíve asked our daughter to marry you
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1196 = 2390 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1196 = 2390 votes 1196

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1337 = 2652 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1337 = 2652 votes 1337

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1166 = 2404 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1166 = 2404 votes 1166

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1351 = 2700 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1351 = 2700 votes 1351

[121] 7: What is it now?
1300 Current Rating: 1300 + 1237 = 2537 votesCurrent Rating: 1300 + 1237 = 2537 votes 1237

[120] 3: Come back to my place
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1616 = 3146 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1616 = 3146 votes 1616

[119] 2: Morning
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1390 = 2781 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1390 = 2781 votes 1390

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 1374 = 2621 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 1374 = 2621 votes 1374


Nov 2009
[117] 26: Iíve got bad news
1245 Current Rating: 1245 + 1216 = 2461 votesCurrent Rating: 1245 + 1216 = 2461 votes 1216

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1551 = 2833 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1551 = 2833 votes 1551

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1354 = 2613 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1354 = 2613 votes 1354

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1511 = 2787 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1511 = 2787 votes 1511

[113] 20: My friend over there
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1616 = 3184 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1616 = 3184 votes 1616

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 1441 = 2690 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 1441 = 2690 votes 1441

[111] 18: I like my job more
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1835 = 3461 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1835 = 3461 votes 1835

[110] 17: Grandmaís got a prawn
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1347 = 2651 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1347 = 2651 votes 1347

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1395 = 2690 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1395 = 2690 votes 1395

[108] 13: When we get married
3144 Current Rating: 3144 + 2787 = 5931 votesCurrent Rating: 3144 + 2787 = 5931 votes 2787

[107] 12: A name for the baby
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1177 = 2607 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1177 = 2607 votes 1177

[106] 11: Would you have married me
3602 Current Rating: 3602 + 2893 = 6495 votesCurrent Rating: 3602 + 2893 = 6495 votes 2893

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
1823 Current Rating: 1823 + 1949 = 3772 votesCurrent Rating: 1823 + 1949 = 3772 votes 1949

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
1497 Current Rating: 1497 + 1695 = 3192 votesCurrent Rating: 1497 + 1695 = 3192 votes 1695

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1242 = 2629 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1242 = 2629 votes 1242

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
2100 Current Rating: 2100 + 2148 = 4248 votesCurrent Rating: 2100 + 2148 = 4248 votes 2148

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
2122 Current Rating: 2122 + 2492 = 4614 votesCurrent Rating: 2122 + 2492 = 4614 votes 2492

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1394 = 2980 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1394 = 2980 votes 1394


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1307 = 2690 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1307 = 2690 votes 1307

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1361 = 2671 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1361 = 2671 votes 1361

[97] 28: You are getting fat
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1877 = 3445 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1877 = 3445 votes 1877

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1430 = 2886 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1430 = 2886 votes 1430

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1273 = 2617 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1273 = 2617 votes 1273

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1486 = 2957 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1486 = 2957 votes 1486

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 1192 = 2350 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 1192 = 2350 votes 1192

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
1999 Current Rating: 1999 + 1894 = 3893 votesCurrent Rating: 1999 + 1894 = 3893 votes 1894

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
1790 Current Rating: 1790 + 1651 = 3441 votesCurrent Rating: 1790 + 1651 = 3441 votes 1651

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1252 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1252 = 2612 votes 1252

[89] 16: I just canít log in
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 1406 = 2650 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 1406 = 2650 votes 1406

[88] 15: Itís so sweet
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1886 = 3433 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1886 = 3433 votes 1886

[87] 14: What are you doing?
1643 Current Rating: 1643 + 1327 = 2970 votesCurrent Rating: 1643 + 1327 = 2970 votes 1327

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1369 = 2877 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1369 = 2877 votes 1369

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
1625 Current Rating: 1625 + 1916 = 3541 votesCurrent Rating: 1625 + 1916 = 3541 votes 1916

[84] 9: Youíre so much more frisky these days
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 1146 = 2389 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 1146 = 2389 votes 1146

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 975 = 2030 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 975 = 2030 votes 975

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
1381 Current Rating: 1381 + 1587 = 2968 votesCurrent Rating: 1381 + 1587 = 2968 votes 1587

[81] 6: Whatís your wifeís name
1410 Current Rating: 1410 + 1344 = 2754 votesCurrent Rating: 1410 + 1344 = 2754 votes 1344

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 952 = 2005 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 952 = 2005 votes 952

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 1009 = 2081 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 1009 = 2081 votes 1009

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1716 = 3340 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1716 = 3340 votes 1716


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1285 = 2656 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1285 = 2656 votes 1285

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1190 = 2358 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1190 = 2358 votes 1190

[75] 28: Hi Mom, Iím home
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1276 = 2619 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1276 = 2619 votes 1276

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
1438 Current Rating: 1438 + 1722 = 3160 votesCurrent Rating: 1438 + 1722 = 3160 votes 1722

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
2198 Current Rating: 2198 + 2181 = 4379 votesCurrent Rating: 2198 + 2181 = 4379 votes 2181

[72] 22: Dad, why are Momís feet
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1704 = 3354 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1704 = 3354 votes 1704

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1395 = 2718 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1395 = 2718 votes 1395

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1122 = 2324 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1122 = 2324 votes 1122

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 1167 = 2329 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 1167 = 2329 votes 1167

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
1326 Current Rating: 1326 + 1279 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1326 + 1279 = 2605 votes 1279

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
1824 Current Rating: 1824 + 1777 = 3601 votesCurrent Rating: 1824 + 1777 = 3601 votes 1777

[66] 14: I came home early ...
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1179 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1179 = 2408 votes 1179

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
1559 Current Rating: 1559 + 1615 = 3174 votesCurrent Rating: 1559 + 1615 = 3174 votes 1615

[64] 10: Iím horny
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1367 = 2683 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1367 = 2683 votes 1367

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
1775 Current Rating: 1775 + 1693 = 3468 votesCurrent Rating: 1775 + 1693 = 3468 votes 1693

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1031 = 2155 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1031 = 2155 votes 1031

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1136 = 2330 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1136 = 2330 votes 1136

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
948 Current Rating: 948 + 931 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 931 = 1879 votes 931


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1091 = 2182 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1091 = 2182 votes 1091

[58] 28: Iíve got a huge problem
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1286 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1286 = 2513 votes 1286

[57] 27: Iím not going to America any more
5126 Current Rating: 5126 + 5174 = 10300 votesCurrent Rating: 5126 + 5174 = 10300 votes 5174

[56] 26: I donít understand my wife
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1398 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1398 = 2676 votes 1398

[55] 25: I havenít seen you in ages
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1272 = 2584 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1272 = 2584 votes 1272

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1143 = 2446 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1143 = 2446 votes 1143

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 1072 = 2255 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 1072 = 2255 votes 1072

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1341 = 2658 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1341 = 2658 votes 1341

[51] 19: Whatís the matter with you?
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1650 = 3210 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1650 = 3210 votes 1650

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
1642 Current Rating: 1642 + 1839 = 3481 votesCurrent Rating: 1642 + 1839 = 3481 votes 1839

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
1146 Current Rating: 1146 + 1171 = 2317 votesCurrent Rating: 1146 + 1171 = 2317 votes 1171

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 2275 = 3693 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 2275 = 3693 votes 2275

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1224 = 2619 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1224 = 2619 votes 1224

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
1341 Current Rating: 1341 + 1452 = 2793 votesCurrent Rating: 1341 + 1452 = 2793 votes 1452

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
1466 Current Rating: 1466 + 1880 = 3346 votesCurrent Rating: 1466 + 1880 = 3346 votes 1880

[44] 7: What those men said ...
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1368 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1368 = 2636 votes 1368

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 1205 = 2461 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 1205 = 2461 votes 1205

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1435 = 2869 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1435 = 2869 votes 1435

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
20968 Current Rating: 20968 + 18552 = 39520 votesCurrent Rating: 20968 + 18552 = 39520 votes 18552

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1920 = 3604 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1920 = 3604 votes 1920


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
4621 Current Rating: 4621 + 7291 = 11912 votesCurrent Rating: 4621 + 7291 = 11912 votes 7291

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
2571 Current Rating: 2571 + 2529 = 5100 votesCurrent Rating: 2571 + 2529 = 5100 votes 2529

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
1814 Current Rating: 1814 + 2080 = 3894 votesCurrent Rating: 1814 + 2080 = 3894 votes 2080

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
3104 Current Rating: 3104 + 3033 = 6137 votesCurrent Rating: 3104 + 3033 = 6137 votes 3033

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
2165 Current Rating: 2165 + 2049 = 4214 votesCurrent Rating: 2165 + 2049 = 4214 votes 2049

[34] 24: If I die ...
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 1959 = 3716 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 1959 = 3716 votes 1959

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
1781 Current Rating: 1781 + 1963 = 3744 votesCurrent Rating: 1781 + 1963 = 3744 votes 1963

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1653 = 3293 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1653 = 3293 votes 1653

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
1875 Current Rating: 1875 + 2416 = 4291 votesCurrent Rating: 1875 + 2416 = 4291 votes 2416

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
2471 Current Rating: 2471 + 3504 = 5975 votesCurrent Rating: 2471 + 3504 = 5975 votes 3504

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 2033 = 3671 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 2033 = 3671 votes 2033

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 2140 = 3620 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 2140 = 3620 votes 2140

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1995 = 3788 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1995 = 3788 votes 1995

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1347 = 2556 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1347 = 2556 votes 1347

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
1687 Current Rating: 1687 + 2253 = 3940 votesCurrent Rating: 1687 + 2253 = 3940 votes 2253

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1480 = 2868 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1480 = 2868 votes 1480

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1577 = 2960 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1577 = 2960 votes 1577

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1344 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1344 = 2709 votes 1344

[21] 6: After your bath ...
2530 Current Rating: 2530 + 3831 = 6361 votesCurrent Rating: 2530 + 3831 = 6361 votes 3831

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
1641 Current Rating: 1641 + 1790 = 3431 votesCurrent Rating: 1641 + 1790 = 3431 votes 1790

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
1559 Current Rating: 1559 + 1898 = 3457 votesCurrent Rating: 1559 + 1898 = 3457 votes 1898


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 1557 = 3017 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 1557 = 3017 votes 1557

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1429 = 2859 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1429 = 2859 votes 1429

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
1839 Current Rating: 1839 + 2385 = 4224 votesCurrent Rating: 1839 + 2385 = 4224 votes 2385

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
1709 Current Rating: 1709 + 2424 = 4133 votesCurrent Rating: 1709 + 2424 = 4133 votes 2424

[14] 24: Mom, I donít want you to
1776 Current Rating: 1776 + 2258 = 4034 votesCurrent Rating: 1776 + 2258 = 4034 votes 2258

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
3048 Current Rating: 3048 + 5250 = 8298 votesCurrent Rating: 3048 + 5250 = 8298 votes 5250

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
2480 Current Rating: 2480 + 2644 = 5124 votesCurrent Rating: 2480 + 2644 = 5124 votes 2644

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 2155 = 3770 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 2155 = 3770 votes 2155

[10] 18: What would happen ...
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1750 = 3258 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1750 = 3258 votes 1750

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
1616 Current Rating: 1616 + 3168 = 4784 votesCurrent Rating: 1616 + 3168 = 4784 votes 3168

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
1451 Current Rating: 1451 + 1576 = 3027 votesCurrent Rating: 1451 + 1576 = 3027 votes 1576

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1310 = 2629 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1310 = 2629 votes 1310

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
2300 Current Rating: 2300 + 2786 = 5086 votesCurrent Rating: 2300 + 2786 = 5086 votes 2786

[5] 9: I have great news ...
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 1653 = 3166 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 1653 = 3166 votes 1653

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1455 = 3002 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1455 = 3002 votes 1455

[3] 5: Sorry, I canít come into work today
2527 Current Rating: 2527 + 2712 = 5239 votesCurrent Rating: 2527 + 2712 = 5239 votes 2712

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
5898 Current Rating: 5898 + 5495 = 11393 votesCurrent Rating: 5898 + 5495 = 11393 votes 5495

[1] 2: Why so down ...
48452 Current Rating: 48452 + 53411 = 101863 votesCurrent Rating: 48452 + 53411 = 101863 votes 53411







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