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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
5365 Current Rating: 5365 + 6230 = 11595 votesCurrent Rating: 5365 + 6230 = 11595 votes 6230

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 1219 = 2429 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 1219 = 2429 votes 1219

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 1197 = 2434 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 1197 = 2434 votes 1197

[126] 14: Oh No! Whatís happened?
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 1022 = 2158 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 1022 = 2158 votes 1022

[125] 11: Youíve asked our daughter to marry you
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1112 = 2223 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1112 = 2223 votes 1112

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1261 = 2493 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1261 = 2493 votes 1261

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1072 = 2203 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1072 = 2203 votes 1072

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1243 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1243 = 2483 votes 1243

[121] 7: What is it now?
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 1070 = 2239 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 1070 = 2239 votes 1070

[120] 3: Come back to my place
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 1455 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 1455 = 2822 votes 1455

[119] 2: Morning
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1251 = 2479 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1251 = 2479 votes 1251

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
1132 Current Rating: 1132 + 1225 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1132 + 1225 = 2357 votes 1225


Nov 2009
[117] 26: Iíve got bad news
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1129 = 2296 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1129 = 2296 votes 1129

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 1459 = 2669 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 1459 = 2669 votes 1459

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1266 = 2433 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1266 = 2433 votes 1266

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 1404 = 2595 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 1404 = 2595 votes 1404

[113] 20: My friend over there
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1512 = 2991 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1512 = 2991 votes 1512

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1349 = 2519 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1349 = 2519 votes 1349

[111] 18: I like my job more
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1721 = 3248 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1721 = 3248 votes 1721

[110] 17: Grandmaís got a prawn
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1297 = 2561 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1297 = 2561 votes 1297

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
1250 Current Rating: 1250 + 1343 = 2593 votesCurrent Rating: 1250 + 1343 = 2593 votes 1343

[108] 13: When we get married
3057 Current Rating: 3057 + 2662 = 5719 votesCurrent Rating: 3057 + 2662 = 5719 votes 2662

[107] 12: A name for the baby
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1103 = 2457 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1103 = 2457 votes 1103

[106] 11: Would you have married me
3405 Current Rating: 3405 + 2761 = 6166 votesCurrent Rating: 3405 + 2761 = 6166 votes 2761

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1840 = 3577 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1840 = 3577 votes 1840

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1623 = 3057 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1623 = 3057 votes 1623

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1172 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1172 = 2480 votes 1172

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
2019 Current Rating: 2019 + 2056 = 4075 votesCurrent Rating: 2019 + 2056 = 4075 votes 2056

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
2057 Current Rating: 2057 + 2415 = 4472 votesCurrent Rating: 2057 + 2415 = 4472 votes 2415

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1273 = 2754 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1273 = 2754 votes 1273


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1240 = 2538 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1240 = 2538 votes 1240

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1319 = 2583 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1319 = 2583 votes 1319

[97] 28: You are getting fat
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1759 = 3266 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1759 = 3266 votes 1759

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1366 = 2762 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1366 = 2762 votes 1366

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1200 = 2476 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1200 = 2476 votes 1200

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
1426 Current Rating: 1426 + 1432 = 2858 votesCurrent Rating: 1426 + 1432 = 2858 votes 1432

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 1119 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 1119 = 2185 votes 1119

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
1970 Current Rating: 1970 + 1866 = 3836 votesCurrent Rating: 1970 + 1866 = 3836 votes 1866

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1600 = 3339 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1600 = 3339 votes 1600

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1172 = 2445 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1172 = 2445 votes 1172

[89] 16: I just canít log in
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1350 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1350 = 2547 votes 1350

[88] 15: Itís so sweet
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1831 = 3343 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1831 = 3343 votes 1831

[87] 14: What are you doing?
1578 Current Rating: 1578 + 1259 = 2837 votesCurrent Rating: 1578 + 1259 = 2837 votes 1259

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
1450 Current Rating: 1450 + 1311 = 2761 votesCurrent Rating: 1450 + 1311 = 2761 votes 1311

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1869 = 3455 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1869 = 3455 votes 1869

[84] 9: Youíre so much more frisky these days
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 1078 = 2257 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 1078 = 2257 votes 1078

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
1014 Current Rating: 1014 + 946 = 1960 votesCurrent Rating: 1014 + 946 = 1960 votes 946

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1518 = 2829 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1518 = 2829 votes 1518

[81] 6: Whatís your wifeís name
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1301 = 2671 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1301 = 2671 votes 1301

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
993 Current Rating: 993 + 908 = 1901 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 908 = 1901 votes 908

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 942 = 1958 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 942 = 1958 votes 942

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1631 = 3179 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1631 = 3179 votes 1631


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1166 = 2395 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1166 = 2395 votes 1166

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1101 = 2186 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1101 = 2186 votes 1101

[75] 28: Hi Mom, Iím home
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1196 = 2442 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1196 = 2442 votes 1196

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1609 = 2962 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1609 = 2962 votes 1609

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
2112 Current Rating: 2112 + 2097 = 4209 votesCurrent Rating: 2112 + 2097 = 4209 votes 2097

[72] 22: Dad, why are Momís feet
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1634 = 3222 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1634 = 3222 votes 1634

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 1304 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 1304 = 2547 votes 1304

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
1118 Current Rating: 1118 + 1027 = 2145 votesCurrent Rating: 1118 + 1027 = 2145 votes 1027

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
1084 Current Rating: 1084 + 1095 = 2179 votesCurrent Rating: 1084 + 1095 = 2179 votes 1095

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1215 = 2488 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1215 = 2488 votes 1215

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1712 = 3482 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1712 = 3482 votes 1712

[66] 14: I came home early ...
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 1109 = 2274 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 1109 = 2274 votes 1109

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1500 = 2974 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1500 = 2974 votes 1500

[64] 10: Iím horny
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1274 = 2505 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1274 = 2505 votes 1274

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1539 = 3194 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1539 = 3194 votes 1539

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 931 = 1951 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 931 = 1951 votes 931

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
981 Current Rating: 981 + 933 = 1914 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 933 = 1914 votes 933

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
877 Current Rating: 877 + 856 = 1733 votesCurrent Rating: 877 + 856 = 1733 votes 856


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
964 Current Rating: 964 + 967 = 1931 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 967 = 1931 votes 967

[58] 28: Iíve got a huge problem
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 1182 = 2299 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 1182 = 2299 votes 1182

[57] 27: Iím not going to America any more
5073 Current Rating: 5073 + 5125 = 10198 votesCurrent Rating: 5073 + 5125 = 10198 votes 5125

[56] 26: I donít understand my wife
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 1328 = 2542 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 1328 = 2542 votes 1328

[55] 25: I havenít seen you in ages
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1178 = 2416 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1178 = 2416 votes 1178

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1056 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1056 = 2229 votes 1056

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 1006 = 2122 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 1006 = 2122 votes 1006

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1291 = 2555 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1291 = 2555 votes 1291

[51] 19: Whatís the matter with you?
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1550 = 3041 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1550 = 3041 votes 1550

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
1597 Current Rating: 1597 + 1793 = 3390 votesCurrent Rating: 1597 + 1793 = 3390 votes 1793

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 1113 = 2192 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 1113 = 2192 votes 1113

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 2243 = 3627 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 2243 = 3627 votes 2243

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
1355 Current Rating: 1355 + 1186 = 2541 votesCurrent Rating: 1355 + 1186 = 2541 votes 1186

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1392 = 2693 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1392 = 2693 votes 1392

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 1774 = 3146 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 1774 = 3146 votes 1774

[44] 7: What those men said ...
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 1254 = 2417 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 1254 = 2417 votes 1254

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1097 = 2218 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1097 = 2218 votes 1097

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 1229 = 2476 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 1229 = 2476 votes 1229

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
16708 Current Rating: 16708 + 16526 = 33234 votesCurrent Rating: 16708 + 16526 = 33234 votes 16526

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
1519 Current Rating: 1519 + 1768 = 3287 votesCurrent Rating: 1519 + 1768 = 3287 votes 1768


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
4476 Current Rating: 4476 + 7154 = 11630 votesCurrent Rating: 4476 + 7154 = 11630 votes 7154

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
2478 Current Rating: 2478 + 2445 = 4923 votesCurrent Rating: 2478 + 2445 = 4923 votes 2445

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 1981 = 3721 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 1981 = 3721 votes 1981

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
2986 Current Rating: 2986 + 2954 = 5940 votesCurrent Rating: 2986 + 2954 = 5940 votes 2954

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
2109 Current Rating: 2109 + 1984 = 4093 votesCurrent Rating: 2109 + 1984 = 4093 votes 1984

[34] 24: If I die ...
1698 Current Rating: 1698 + 1904 = 3602 votesCurrent Rating: 1698 + 1904 = 3602 votes 1904

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
1718 Current Rating: 1718 + 1897 = 3615 votesCurrent Rating: 1718 + 1897 = 3615 votes 1897

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1551 = 3109 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1551 = 3109 votes 1551

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
1814 Current Rating: 1814 + 2360 = 4174 votesCurrent Rating: 1814 + 2360 = 4174 votes 2360

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
2429 Current Rating: 2429 + 3448 = 5877 votesCurrent Rating: 2429 + 3448 = 5877 votes 3448

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1915 = 3475 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1915 = 3475 votes 1915

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
1410 Current Rating: 1410 + 2057 = 3467 votesCurrent Rating: 1410 + 2057 = 3467 votes 2057

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
1731 Current Rating: 1731 + 1933 = 3664 votesCurrent Rating: 1731 + 1933 = 3664 votes 1933

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
1146 Current Rating: 1146 + 1287 = 2433 votesCurrent Rating: 1146 + 1287 = 2433 votes 1287

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 2210 = 3857 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 2210 = 3857 votes 2210

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 1433 = 2773 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 1433 = 2773 votes 1433

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1523 = 2870 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1523 = 2870 votes 1523

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1271 = 2579 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1271 = 2579 votes 1271

[21] 6: After your bath ...
2463 Current Rating: 2463 + 3694 = 6157 votesCurrent Rating: 2463 + 3694 = 6157 votes 3694

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
1561 Current Rating: 1561 + 1711 = 3272 votesCurrent Rating: 1561 + 1711 = 3272 votes 1711

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
1504 Current Rating: 1504 + 1819 = 3323 votesCurrent Rating: 1504 + 1819 = 3323 votes 1819


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1454 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1454 = 2822 votes 1454

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 1352 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 1352 = 2692 votes 1352

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
1799 Current Rating: 1799 + 2337 = 4136 votesCurrent Rating: 1799 + 2337 = 4136 votes 2337

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 2329 = 3934 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 2329 = 3934 votes 2329

[14] 24: Mom, I donít want you to
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 2204 = 3923 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 2204 = 3923 votes 2204

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
2834 Current Rating: 2834 + 5062 = 7896 votesCurrent Rating: 2834 + 5062 = 7896 votes 5062

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
2297 Current Rating: 2297 + 2543 = 4840 votesCurrent Rating: 2297 + 2543 = 4840 votes 2543

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 2080 = 3628 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 2080 = 3628 votes 2080

[10] 18: What would happen ...
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1630 = 3030 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1630 = 3030 votes 1630

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 3084 = 4636 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 3084 = 4636 votes 3084

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1453 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1453 = 2811 votes 1453

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1193 = 2399 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1193 = 2399 votes 1193

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
2218 Current Rating: 2218 + 2695 = 4913 votesCurrent Rating: 2218 + 2695 = 4913 votes 2695

[5] 9: I have great news ...
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1534 = 2943 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1534 = 2943 votes 1534

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 1369 = 2829 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 1369 = 2829 votes 1369

[3] 5: Sorry, I canít come into work today
2315 Current Rating: 2315 + 2510 = 4825 votesCurrent Rating: 2315 + 2510 = 4825 votes 2510

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
5651 Current Rating: 5651 + 5289 = 10940 votesCurrent Rating: 5651 + 5289 = 10940 votes 5289

[1] 2: Why so down ...
46639 Current Rating: 46639 + 51843 = 98482 votesCurrent Rating: 46639 + 51843 = 98482 votes 51843







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