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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
5088 Current Rating: 5088 + 6140 = 11228 votesCurrent Rating: 5088 + 6140 = 11228 votes 6140

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1186 = 2379 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1186 = 2379 votes 1186

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1168 = 2380 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1168 = 2380 votes 1168

[126] 14: Oh No! Whatís happened?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 998 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 998 = 2112 votes 998

[125] 11: Youíve asked our daughter to marry you
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1088 = 2174 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1088 = 2174 votes 1088

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1234 = 2440 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1234 = 2440 votes 1234

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 1059 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 1059 = 2181 votes 1059

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 1215 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 1215 = 2428 votes 1215

[121] 7: What is it now?
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1042 = 2193 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1042 = 2193 votes 1042

[120] 3: Come back to my place
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1438 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1438 = 2791 votes 1438

[119] 2: Morning
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1222 = 2430 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1222 = 2430 votes 1222

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1203 = 2315 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1203 = 2315 votes 1203


Nov 2009
[117] 26: Iíve got bad news
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1107 = 2261 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1107 = 2261 votes 1107

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1436 = 2626 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1436 = 2626 votes 1436

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 1245 = 2387 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 1245 = 2387 votes 1245

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 1386 = 2561 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 1386 = 2561 votes 1386

[113] 20: My friend over there
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 1476 = 2923 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 1476 = 2923 votes 1476

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1330 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1330 = 2483 votes 1330

[111] 18: I like my job more
1503 Current Rating: 1503 + 1686 = 3189 votesCurrent Rating: 1503 + 1686 = 3189 votes 1686

[110] 17: Grandmaís got a prawn
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1272 = 2518 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1272 = 2518 votes 1272

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1322 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1322 = 2548 votes 1322

[108] 13: When we get married
3040 Current Rating: 3040 + 2644 = 5684 votesCurrent Rating: 3040 + 2644 = 5684 votes 2644

[107] 12: A name for the baby
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1083 = 2417 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1083 = 2417 votes 1083

[106] 11: Would you have married me
3377 Current Rating: 3377 + 2732 = 6109 votesCurrent Rating: 3377 + 2732 = 6109 votes 2732

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
1710 Current Rating: 1710 + 1799 = 3509 votesCurrent Rating: 1710 + 1799 = 3509 votes 1799

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1607 = 3022 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1607 = 3022 votes 1607

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 1144 = 2429 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 1144 = 2429 votes 1144

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
1998 Current Rating: 1998 + 2029 = 4027 votesCurrent Rating: 1998 + 2029 = 4027 votes 2029

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
2039 Current Rating: 2039 + 2396 = 4435 votesCurrent Rating: 2039 + 2396 = 4435 votes 2396

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
1448 Current Rating: 1448 + 1235 = 2683 votesCurrent Rating: 1448 + 1235 = 2683 votes 1235


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1212 = 2494 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1212 = 2494 votes 1212

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1288 = 2528 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1288 = 2528 votes 1288

[97] 28: You are getting fat
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1741 = 3231 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1741 = 3231 votes 1741

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1343 = 2720 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1343 = 2720 votes 1343

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1173 = 2426 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1173 = 2426 votes 1173

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
1410 Current Rating: 1410 + 1409 = 2819 votesCurrent Rating: 1410 + 1409 = 2819 votes 1409

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
1046 Current Rating: 1046 + 1101 = 2147 votesCurrent Rating: 1046 + 1101 = 2147 votes 1101

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
1955 Current Rating: 1955 + 1852 = 3807 votesCurrent Rating: 1955 + 1852 = 3807 votes 1852

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
1714 Current Rating: 1714 + 1572 = 3286 votesCurrent Rating: 1714 + 1572 = 3286 votes 1572

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
1250 Current Rating: 1250 + 1157 = 2407 votesCurrent Rating: 1250 + 1157 = 2407 votes 1157

[89] 16: I just canít log in
1184 Current Rating: 1184 + 1333 = 2517 votesCurrent Rating: 1184 + 1333 = 2517 votes 1333

[88] 15: Itís so sweet
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1811 = 3302 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1811 = 3302 votes 1811

[87] 14: What are you doing?
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1208 = 2766 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1208 = 2766 votes 1208

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1287 = 2715 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1287 = 2715 votes 1287

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1851 = 3416 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1851 = 3416 votes 1851

[84] 9: Youíre so much more frisky these days
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 1034 = 2174 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 1034 = 2174 votes 1034

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
996 Current Rating: 996 + 929 = 1925 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 929 = 1925 votes 929

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1472 = 2762 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1472 = 2762 votes 1472

[81] 6: Whatís your wifeís name
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1287 = 2645 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1287 = 2645 votes 1287

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
983 Current Rating: 983 + 896 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 896 = 1879 votes 896

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
996 Current Rating: 996 + 927 = 1923 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 927 = 1923 votes 927

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1609 = 3134 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1609 = 3134 votes 1609


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1141 = 2353 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1141 = 2353 votes 1141

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1076 = 2144 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1076 = 2144 votes 1076

[75] 28: Hi Mom, Iím home
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1166 = 2390 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1166 = 2390 votes 1166

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1563 = 2882 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1563 = 2882 votes 1563

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
2087 Current Rating: 2087 + 2079 = 4166 votesCurrent Rating: 2087 + 2079 = 4166 votes 2079

[72] 22: Dad, why are Momís feet
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1610 = 3173 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1610 = 3173 votes 1610

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 1269 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 1269 = 2483 votes 1269

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1008 = 2105 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1008 = 2105 votes 1008

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
1070 Current Rating: 1070 + 1064 = 2134 votesCurrent Rating: 1070 + 1064 = 2134 votes 1064

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
1245 Current Rating: 1245 + 1192 = 2437 votesCurrent Rating: 1245 + 1192 = 2437 votes 1192

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
1731 Current Rating: 1731 + 1688 = 3419 votesCurrent Rating: 1731 + 1688 = 3419 votes 1688

[66] 14: I came home early ...
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1077 = 2212 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1077 = 2212 votes 1077

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1466 = 2895 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1466 = 2895 votes 1466

[64] 10: Iím horny
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1241 = 2448 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1241 = 2448 votes 1241

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1511 = 3144 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1511 = 3144 votes 1511

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
996 Current Rating: 996 + 911 = 1907 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 911 = 1907 votes 911

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
948 Current Rating: 948 + 893 = 1841 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 893 = 1841 votes 893

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
863 Current Rating: 863 + 843 = 1706 votesCurrent Rating: 863 + 843 = 1706 votes 843


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
942 Current Rating: 942 + 942 = 1884 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 942 = 1884 votes 942

[58] 28: Iíve got a huge problem
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 1146 = 2225 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 1146 = 2225 votes 1146

[57] 27: Iím not going to America any more
5054 Current Rating: 5054 + 5102 = 10156 votesCurrent Rating: 5054 + 5102 = 10156 votes 5102

[56] 26: I donít understand my wife
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1304 = 2500 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1304 = 2500 votes 1304

[55] 25: I havenít seen you in ages
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 1158 = 2375 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 1158 = 2375 votes 1158

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 1040 = 2203 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 1040 = 2203 votes 1040

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 984 = 2082 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 984 = 2082 votes 984

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 1267 = 2509 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 1267 = 2509 votes 1267

[51] 19: Whatís the matter with you?
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1533 = 3005 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1533 = 3005 votes 1533

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1775 = 3358 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1775 = 3358 votes 1775

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1092 = 2147 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1092 = 2147 votes 1092

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 2226 = 3593 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 2226 = 3593 votes 2226

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
1336 Current Rating: 1336 + 1173 = 2509 votesCurrent Rating: 1336 + 1173 = 2509 votes 1173

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1377 = 2666 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1377 = 2666 votes 1377

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1731 = 3074 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1731 = 3074 votes 1731

[44] 7: What those men said ...
1147 Current Rating: 1147 + 1230 = 2377 votesCurrent Rating: 1147 + 1230 = 2377 votes 1230

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1076 = 2183 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1076 = 2183 votes 1076

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 1206 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 1206 = 2428 votes 1206

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
15775 Current Rating: 15775 + 16457 = 32232 votesCurrent Rating: 15775 + 16457 = 32232 votes 16457

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1729 = 3210 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1729 = 3210 votes 1729


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
4004 Current Rating: 4004 + 6050 = 10054 votesCurrent Rating: 4004 + 6050 = 10054 votes 6050

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
2447 Current Rating: 2447 + 2368 = 4815 votesCurrent Rating: 2447 + 2368 = 4815 votes 2368

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
1706 Current Rating: 1706 + 1947 = 3653 votesCurrent Rating: 1706 + 1947 = 3653 votes 1947

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
2888 Current Rating: 2888 + 2870 = 5758 votesCurrent Rating: 2888 + 2870 = 5758 votes 2870

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
2081 Current Rating: 2081 + 1926 = 4007 votesCurrent Rating: 2081 + 1926 = 4007 votes 1926

[34] 24: If I die ...
1672 Current Rating: 1672 + 1879 = 3551 votesCurrent Rating: 1672 + 1879 = 3551 votes 1879

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
1690 Current Rating: 1690 + 1869 = 3559 votesCurrent Rating: 1690 + 1869 = 3559 votes 1869

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1525 = 3053 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1525 = 3053 votes 1525

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
1781 Current Rating: 1781 + 2315 = 4096 votesCurrent Rating: 1781 + 2315 = 4096 votes 2315

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
2378 Current Rating: 2378 + 3378 = 5756 votesCurrent Rating: 2378 + 3378 = 5756 votes 3378

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1880 = 3406 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1880 = 3406 votes 1880

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 2035 = 3423 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 2035 = 3423 votes 2035

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
1703 Current Rating: 1703 + 1913 = 3616 votesCurrent Rating: 1703 + 1913 = 3616 votes 1913

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1267 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1267 = 2394 votes 1267

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 2193 = 3826 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 2193 = 3826 votes 2193

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1410 = 2735 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1410 = 2735 votes 1410

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
1336 Current Rating: 1336 + 1510 = 2846 votesCurrent Rating: 1336 + 1510 = 2846 votes 1510

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
1299 Current Rating: 1299 + 1251 = 2550 votesCurrent Rating: 1299 + 1251 = 2550 votes 1251

[21] 6: After your bath ...
2419 Current Rating: 2419 + 3554 = 5973 votesCurrent Rating: 2419 + 3554 = 5973 votes 3554

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
1532 Current Rating: 1532 + 1688 = 3220 votesCurrent Rating: 1532 + 1688 = 3220 votes 1688

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1804 = 3291 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1804 = 3291 votes 1804


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1418 = 2760 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1418 = 2760 votes 1418

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1318 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1318 = 2630 votes 1318

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
1783 Current Rating: 1783 + 2313 = 4096 votesCurrent Rating: 1783 + 2313 = 4096 votes 2313

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
1569 Current Rating: 1569 + 2294 = 3863 votesCurrent Rating: 1569 + 2294 = 3863 votes 2294

[14] 24: Mom, I donít want you to
1687 Current Rating: 1687 + 2161 = 3848 votesCurrent Rating: 1687 + 2161 = 3848 votes 2161

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
2709 Current Rating: 2709 + 4864 = 7573 votesCurrent Rating: 2709 + 4864 = 7573 votes 4864

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
2244 Current Rating: 2244 + 2512 = 4756 votesCurrent Rating: 2244 + 2512 = 4756 votes 2512

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
1521 Current Rating: 1521 + 2033 = 3554 votesCurrent Rating: 1521 + 2033 = 3554 votes 2033

[10] 18: What would happen ...
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 1599 = 2979 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 1599 = 2979 votes 1599

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 3063 = 4600 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 3063 = 4600 votes 3063

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1441 = 2785 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1441 = 2785 votes 1441

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 1170 = 2351 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 1170 = 2351 votes 1170

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
2189 Current Rating: 2189 + 2651 = 4840 votesCurrent Rating: 2189 + 2651 = 4840 votes 2651

[5] 9: I have great news ...
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1494 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1494 = 2879 votes 1494

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
1445 Current Rating: 1445 + 1352 = 2797 votesCurrent Rating: 1445 + 1352 = 2797 votes 1352

[3] 5: Sorry, I canít come into work today
2253 Current Rating: 2253 + 2455 = 4708 votesCurrent Rating: 2253 + 2455 = 4708 votes 2455

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
5540 Current Rating: 5540 + 5186 = 10726 votesCurrent Rating: 5540 + 5186 = 10726 votes 5186

[1] 2: Why so down ...
46298 Current Rating: 46298 + 51425 = 97723 votesCurrent Rating: 46298 + 51425 = 97723 votes 51425







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