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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
5606 Current Rating: 5606 + 6376 = 11982 votesCurrent Rating: 5606 + 6376 = 11982 votes 6376

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1244 = 2472 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1244 = 2472 votes 1244

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1231 = 2497 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1231 = 2497 votes 1231

[126] 14: Oh No! Whatís happened?
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1061 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1061 = 2229 votes 1061

[125] 11: Youíve asked our daughter to marry you
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1154 = 2307 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1154 = 2307 votes 1154

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1297 = 2571 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1297 = 2571 votes 1297

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1111 = 2285 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1111 = 2285 votes 1111

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1299 = 2593 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1299 = 2593 votes 1299

[121] 7: What is it now?
1250 Current Rating: 1250 + 1188 = 2438 votesCurrent Rating: 1250 + 1188 = 2438 votes 1188

[120] 3: Come back to my place
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1546 = 3001 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1546 = 3001 votes 1546

[119] 2: Morning
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1327 = 2638 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1327 = 2638 votes 1327

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1323 = 2516 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1323 = 2516 votes 1323


Nov 2009
[117] 26: Iíve got bad news
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1184 = 2393 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1184 = 2393 votes 1184

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 1510 = 2754 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 1510 = 2754 votes 1510

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1321 = 2545 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1321 = 2545 votes 1321

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1464 = 2695 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1464 = 2695 votes 1464

[113] 20: My friend over there
1521 Current Rating: 1521 + 1566 = 3087 votesCurrent Rating: 1521 + 1566 = 3087 votes 1566

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1389 = 2594 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1389 = 2594 votes 1389

[111] 18: I like my job more
1557 Current Rating: 1557 + 1769 = 3326 votesCurrent Rating: 1557 + 1769 = 3326 votes 1769

[110] 17: Grandmaís got a prawn
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1322 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1322 = 2612 votes 1322

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
1275 Current Rating: 1275 + 1372 = 2647 votesCurrent Rating: 1275 + 1372 = 2647 votes 1372

[108] 13: When we get married
3118 Current Rating: 3118 + 2756 = 5874 votesCurrent Rating: 3118 + 2756 = 5874 votes 2756

[107] 12: A name for the baby
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1147 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1147 = 2532 votes 1147

[106] 11: Would you have married me
3479 Current Rating: 3479 + 2812 = 6291 votesCurrent Rating: 3479 + 2812 = 6291 votes 2812

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
1762 Current Rating: 1762 + 1873 = 3635 votesCurrent Rating: 1762 + 1873 = 3635 votes 1873

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1663 = 3126 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1663 = 3126 votes 1663

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1211 = 2559 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1211 = 2559 votes 1211

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
2053 Current Rating: 2053 + 2093 = 4146 votesCurrent Rating: 2053 + 2093 = 4146 votes 2093

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
2080 Current Rating: 2080 + 2450 = 4530 votesCurrent Rating: 2080 + 2450 = 4530 votes 2450

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
1522 Current Rating: 1522 + 1341 = 2863 votesCurrent Rating: 1522 + 1341 = 2863 votes 1341


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1270 = 2599 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1270 = 2599 votes 1270

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1347 = 2637 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1347 = 2637 votes 1347

[97] 28: You are getting fat
1540 Current Rating: 1540 + 1810 = 3350 votesCurrent Rating: 1540 + 1810 = 3350 votes 1810

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1402 = 2820 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1402 = 2820 votes 1402

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1242 = 2552 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1242 = 2552 votes 1242

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
1450 Current Rating: 1450 + 1462 = 2912 votesCurrent Rating: 1450 + 1462 = 2912 votes 1462

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1157 = 2278 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1157 = 2278 votes 1157

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
1982 Current Rating: 1982 + 1878 = 3860 votesCurrent Rating: 1982 + 1878 = 3860 votes 1878

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
1769 Current Rating: 1769 + 1624 = 3393 votesCurrent Rating: 1769 + 1624 = 3393 votes 1624

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1205 = 2512 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1205 = 2512 votes 1205

[89] 16: I just canít log in
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 1368 = 2585 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 1368 = 2585 votes 1368

[88] 15: Itís so sweet
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1858 = 3391 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1858 = 3391 votes 1858

[87] 14: What are you doing?
1604 Current Rating: 1604 + 1281 = 2885 votesCurrent Rating: 1604 + 1281 = 2885 votes 1281

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1332 = 2804 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1332 = 2804 votes 1332

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1889 = 3495 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1889 = 3495 votes 1889

[84] 9: Youíre so much more frisky these days
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1111 = 2323 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1111 = 2323 votes 1111

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 956 = 1989 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 956 = 1989 votes 956

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1549 = 2892 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1549 = 2892 votes 1549

[81] 6: Whatís your wifeís name
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1319 = 2706 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1319 = 2706 votes 1319

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 926 = 1945 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 926 = 1945 votes 926

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 969 = 2007 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 969 = 2007 votes 969

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
1585 Current Rating: 1585 + 1669 = 3254 votesCurrent Rating: 1585 + 1669 = 3254 votes 1669


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
1284 Current Rating: 1284 + 1218 = 2502 votesCurrent Rating: 1284 + 1218 = 2502 votes 1218

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1133 = 2245 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1133 = 2245 votes 1133

[75] 28: Hi Mom, Iím home
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 1226 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 1226 = 2513 votes 1226

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1648 = 3040 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1648 = 3040 votes 1648

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
2151 Current Rating: 2151 + 2139 = 4290 votesCurrent Rating: 2151 + 2139 = 4290 votes 2139

[72] 22: Dad, why are Momís feet
1619 Current Rating: 1619 + 1673 = 3292 votesCurrent Rating: 1619 + 1673 = 3292 votes 1673

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1347 = 2625 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1347 = 2625 votes 1347

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1092 = 2265 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1092 = 2265 votes 1092

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1132 = 2256 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1132 = 2256 votes 1132

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1249 = 2543 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1249 = 2543 votes 1249

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
1790 Current Rating: 1790 + 1740 = 3530 votesCurrent Rating: 1790 + 1740 = 3530 votes 1740

[66] 14: I came home early ...
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 1143 = 2338 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 1143 = 2338 votes 1143

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
1509 Current Rating: 1509 + 1561 = 3070 votesCurrent Rating: 1509 + 1561 = 3070 votes 1561

[64] 10: Iím horny
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1318 = 2596 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1318 = 2596 votes 1318

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
1710 Current Rating: 1710 + 1650 = 3360 votesCurrent Rating: 1710 + 1650 = 3360 votes 1650

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 998 = 2086 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 998 = 2086 votes 998

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
1061 Current Rating: 1061 + 994 = 2055 votesCurrent Rating: 1061 + 994 = 2055 votes 994

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
903 Current Rating: 903 + 885 = 1788 votesCurrent Rating: 903 + 885 = 1788 votes 885


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 1045 = 2087 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 1045 = 2087 votes 1045

[58] 28: Iíve got a huge problem
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 1242 = 2423 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 1242 = 2423 votes 1242

[57] 27: Iím not going to America any more
5105 Current Rating: 5105 + 5152 = 10257 votesCurrent Rating: 5105 + 5152 = 10257 votes 5152

[56] 26: I donít understand my wife
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 1365 = 2614 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 1365 = 2614 votes 1365

[55] 25: I havenít seen you in ages
1270 Current Rating: 1270 + 1219 = 2489 votesCurrent Rating: 1270 + 1219 = 2489 votes 1219

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1101 = 2352 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1101 = 2352 votes 1101

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1039 = 2193 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1039 = 2193 votes 1039

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1311 = 2590 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1311 = 2590 votes 1311

[51] 19: Whatís the matter with you?
1520 Current Rating: 1520 + 1615 = 3135 votesCurrent Rating: 1520 + 1615 = 3135 votes 1615

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
1616 Current Rating: 1616 + 1811 = 3427 votesCurrent Rating: 1616 + 1811 = 3427 votes 1811

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 1138 = 2243 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 1138 = 2243 votes 1138

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 2256 = 3657 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 2256 = 3657 votes 2256

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
1374 Current Rating: 1374 + 1199 = 2573 votesCurrent Rating: 1374 + 1199 = 2573 votes 1199

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1430 = 2752 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1430 = 2752 votes 1430

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
1419 Current Rating: 1419 + 1828 = 3247 votesCurrent Rating: 1419 + 1828 = 3247 votes 1828

[44] 7: What those men said ...
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1315 = 2531 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1315 = 2531 votes 1315

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1158 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1158 = 2369 votes 1158

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
1321 Current Rating: 1321 + 1315 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1321 + 1315 = 2636 votes 1315

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
17425 Current Rating: 17425 + 16688 = 34113 votesCurrent Rating: 17425 + 16688 = 34113 votes 16688

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1856 = 3476 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1856 = 3476 votes 1856


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
4560 Current Rating: 4560 + 7226 = 11786 votesCurrent Rating: 4560 + 7226 = 11786 votes 7226

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
2527 Current Rating: 2527 + 2491 = 5018 votesCurrent Rating: 2527 + 2491 = 5018 votes 2491

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
1774 Current Rating: 1774 + 2032 = 3806 votesCurrent Rating: 1774 + 2032 = 3806 votes 2032

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
3054 Current Rating: 3054 + 2985 = 6039 votesCurrent Rating: 3054 + 2985 = 6039 votes 2985

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
2130 Current Rating: 2130 + 2011 = 4141 votesCurrent Rating: 2130 + 2011 = 4141 votes 2011

[34] 24: If I die ...
1733 Current Rating: 1733 + 1933 = 3666 votesCurrent Rating: 1733 + 1933 = 3666 votes 1933

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
1747 Current Rating: 1747 + 1928 = 3675 votesCurrent Rating: 1747 + 1928 = 3675 votes 1928

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
1594 Current Rating: 1594 + 1614 = 3208 votesCurrent Rating: 1594 + 1614 = 3208 votes 1614

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
1846 Current Rating: 1846 + 2388 = 4234 votesCurrent Rating: 1846 + 2388 = 4234 votes 2388

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
2443 Current Rating: 2443 + 3473 = 5916 votesCurrent Rating: 2443 + 3473 = 5916 votes 3473

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 1985 = 3584 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 1985 = 3584 votes 1985

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 2100 = 3534 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 2100 = 3534 votes 2100

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
1767 Current Rating: 1767 + 1976 = 3743 votesCurrent Rating: 1767 + 1976 = 3743 votes 1976

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
1178 Current Rating: 1178 + 1309 = 2487 votesCurrent Rating: 1178 + 1309 = 2487 votes 1309

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 2227 = 3888 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 2227 = 3888 votes 2227

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1453 = 2813 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1453 = 2813 votes 1453

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1552 = 2912 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1552 = 2912 votes 1552

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1317 = 2651 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1317 = 2651 votes 1317

[21] 6: After your bath ...
2491 Current Rating: 2491 + 3783 = 6274 votesCurrent Rating: 2491 + 3783 = 6274 votes 3783

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
1597 Current Rating: 1597 + 1744 = 3341 votesCurrent Rating: 1597 + 1744 = 3341 votes 1744

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1857 = 3390 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1857 = 3390 votes 1857


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1518 = 2934 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1518 = 2934 votes 1518

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1387 = 2764 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1387 = 2764 votes 1387

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
1822 Current Rating: 1822 + 2366 = 4188 votesCurrent Rating: 1822 + 2366 = 4188 votes 2366

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 2371 = 4023 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 2371 = 4023 votes 2371

[14] 24: Mom, I donít want you to
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 2235 = 3991 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 2235 = 3991 votes 2235

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
2958 Current Rating: 2958 + 5186 = 8144 votesCurrent Rating: 2958 + 5186 = 8144 votes 5186

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
2330 Current Rating: 2330 + 2598 = 4928 votesCurrent Rating: 2330 + 2598 = 4928 votes 2598

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 2128 = 3717 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 2128 = 3717 votes 2128

[10] 18: What would happen ...
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 1697 = 3151 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 1697 = 3151 votes 1697

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
1582 Current Rating: 1582 + 3120 = 4702 votesCurrent Rating: 1582 + 3120 = 4702 votes 3120

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
1397 Current Rating: 1397 + 1514 = 2911 votesCurrent Rating: 1397 + 1514 = 2911 votes 1514

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1269 = 2542 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1269 = 2542 votes 1269

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
2262 Current Rating: 2262 + 2749 = 5011 votesCurrent Rating: 2262 + 2749 = 5011 votes 2749

[5] 9: I have great news ...
1451 Current Rating: 1451 + 1589 = 3040 votesCurrent Rating: 1451 + 1589 = 3040 votes 1589

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
1520 Current Rating: 1520 + 1422 = 2942 votesCurrent Rating: 1520 + 1422 = 2942 votes 1422

[3] 5: Sorry, I canít come into work today
2383 Current Rating: 2383 + 2594 = 4977 votesCurrent Rating: 2383 + 2594 = 4977 votes 2594

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
5773 Current Rating: 5773 + 5402 = 11175 votesCurrent Rating: 5773 + 5402 = 11175 votes 5402

[1] 2: Why so down ...
47834 Current Rating: 47834 + 53018 = 100852 votesCurrent Rating: 47834 + 53018 = 100852 votes 53018







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