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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
10015 Current Rating: 10015 + 9333 = 19348 votesCurrent Rating: 10015 + 9333 = 19348 votes 9333

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1496 = 2930 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1496 = 2930 votes 1496

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1570 = 3162 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1570 = 3162 votes 1570

[126] 14: Oh No! Whatís happened?
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1405 = 2913 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1405 = 2913 votes 1405

[125] 11: Youíve asked our daughter to marry you
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 1580 = 2993 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 1580 = 2993 votes 1580

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 1564 = 3101 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 1564 = 3101 votes 1564

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
1476 Current Rating: 1476 + 1373 = 2849 votesCurrent Rating: 1476 + 1373 = 2849 votes 1373

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1593 = 3206 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1593 = 3206 votes 1593

[121] 7: What is it now?
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1709 = 3347 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1709 = 3347 votes 1709

[120] 3: Come back to my place
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1759 = 3454 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1759 = 3454 votes 1759

[119] 2: Morning
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1616 = 3238 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1616 = 3238 votes 1616

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
1723 Current Rating: 1723 + 2052 = 3775 votesCurrent Rating: 1723 + 2052 = 3775 votes 2052


Nov 2009
[117] 26: Iíve got bad news
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1541 = 3043 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1541 = 3043 votes 1541

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1900 = 3425 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1900 = 3425 votes 1900

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
1540 Current Rating: 1540 + 1643 = 3183 votesCurrent Rating: 1540 + 1643 = 3183 votes 1643

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1826 = 3315 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1826 = 3315 votes 1826

[113] 20: My friend over there
1902 Current Rating: 1902 + 1974 = 3876 votesCurrent Rating: 1902 + 1974 = 3876 votes 1974

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
1702 Current Rating: 1702 + 1813 = 3515 votesCurrent Rating: 1702 + 1813 = 3515 votes 1813

[111] 18: I like my job more
1992 Current Rating: 1992 + 2252 = 4244 votesCurrent Rating: 1992 + 2252 = 4244 votes 2252

[110] 17: Grandmaís got a prawn
1482 Current Rating: 1482 + 1541 = 3023 votesCurrent Rating: 1482 + 1541 = 3023 votes 1541

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1623 = 3141 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1623 = 3141 votes 1623

[108] 13: When we get married
4047 Current Rating: 4047 + 3250 = 7297 votesCurrent Rating: 4047 + 3250 = 7297 votes 3250

[107] 12: A name for the baby
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1542 = 3347 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1542 = 3347 votes 1542

[106] 11: Would you have married me
4973 Current Rating: 4973 + 5033 = 10006 votesCurrent Rating: 4973 + 5033 = 10006 votes 5033

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
2113 Current Rating: 2113 + 2365 = 4478 votesCurrent Rating: 2113 + 2365 = 4478 votes 2365

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
1743 Current Rating: 1743 + 1998 = 3741 votesCurrent Rating: 1743 + 1998 = 3741 votes 1998

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
1653 Current Rating: 1653 + 1500 = 3153 votesCurrent Rating: 1653 + 1500 = 3153 votes 1500

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
2314 Current Rating: 2314 + 2356 = 4670 votesCurrent Rating: 2314 + 2356 = 4670 votes 2356

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
2299 Current Rating: 2299 + 2670 = 4969 votesCurrent Rating: 2299 + 2670 = 4969 votes 2670

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 1971 = 4165 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 1971 = 4165 votes 1971


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1495 = 3060 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1495 = 3060 votes 1495

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1521 = 2976 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1521 = 2976 votes 1521

[97] 28: You are getting fat
1896 Current Rating: 1896 + 2437 = 4333 votesCurrent Rating: 1896 + 2437 = 4333 votes 2437

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
1649 Current Rating: 1649 + 1689 = 3338 votesCurrent Rating: 1649 + 1689 = 3338 votes 1689

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 1624 = 3313 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 1624 = 3313 votes 1624

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1682 = 3322 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1682 = 3322 votes 1682

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1433 = 2866 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1433 = 2866 votes 1433

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
2127 Current Rating: 2127 + 2010 = 4137 votesCurrent Rating: 2127 + 2010 = 4137 votes 2010

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
2053 Current Rating: 2053 + 1907 = 3960 votesCurrent Rating: 2053 + 1907 = 3960 votes 1907

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1394 = 2921 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1394 = 2921 votes 1394

[89] 16: I just canít log in
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1591 = 2996 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1591 = 2996 votes 1591

[88] 15: Itís so sweet
1667 Current Rating: 1667 + 2013 = 3680 votesCurrent Rating: 1667 + 2013 = 3680 votes 2013

[87] 14: What are you doing?
1923 Current Rating: 1923 + 1636 = 3559 votesCurrent Rating: 1923 + 1636 = 3559 votes 1636

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
1742 Current Rating: 1742 + 1616 = 3358 votesCurrent Rating: 1742 + 1616 = 3358 votes 1616

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 2088 = 3903 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 2088 = 3903 votes 2088

[84] 9: Youíre so much more frisky these days
1437 Current Rating: 1437 + 1385 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1437 + 1385 = 2822 votes 1385

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1194 = 2476 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1194 = 2476 votes 1194

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
1679 Current Rating: 1679 + 1876 = 3555 votesCurrent Rating: 1679 + 1876 = 3555 votes 1876

[81] 6: Whatís your wifeís name
1582 Current Rating: 1582 + 1495 = 3077 votesCurrent Rating: 1582 + 1495 = 3077 votes 1495

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1203 = 2556 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1203 = 2556 votes 1203

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
1275 Current Rating: 1275 + 1216 = 2491 votesCurrent Rating: 1275 + 1216 = 2491 votes 1216

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
1852 Current Rating: 1852 + 1927 = 3779 votesCurrent Rating: 1852 + 1927 = 3779 votes 1927


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1646 = 3330 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1646 = 3330 votes 1646

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
1356 Current Rating: 1356 + 1425 = 2781 votesCurrent Rating: 1356 + 1425 = 2781 votes 1425

[75] 28: Hi Mom, Iím home
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1509 = 3092 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1509 = 3092 votes 1509

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
1822 Current Rating: 1822 + 2124 = 3946 votesCurrent Rating: 1822 + 2124 = 3946 votes 2124

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
2406 Current Rating: 2406 + 2376 = 4782 votesCurrent Rating: 2406 + 2376 = 4782 votes 2376

[72] 22: Dad, why are Momís feet
1818 Current Rating: 1818 + 1885 = 3703 votesCurrent Rating: 1818 + 1885 = 3703 votes 1885

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
1562 Current Rating: 1562 + 1841 = 3403 votesCurrent Rating: 1562 + 1841 = 3403 votes 1841

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1545 = 3052 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1545 = 3052 votes 1545

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 1496 = 3009 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 1496 = 3009 votes 1496

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1574 = 3160 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1574 = 3160 votes 1574

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
2080 Current Rating: 2080 + 2055 = 4135 votesCurrent Rating: 2080 + 2055 = 4135 votes 2055

[66] 14: I came home early ...
1516 Current Rating: 1516 + 1462 = 2978 votesCurrent Rating: 1516 + 1462 = 2978 votes 1462

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
1853 Current Rating: 1853 + 1978 = 3831 votesCurrent Rating: 1853 + 1978 = 3831 votes 1978

[64] 10: Iím horny
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1610 = 3143 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1610 = 3143 votes 1610

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
2629 Current Rating: 2629 + 2690 = 5319 votesCurrent Rating: 2629 + 2690 = 5319 votes 2690

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1246 = 2596 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1246 = 2596 votes 1246

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1523 = 3097 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1523 = 3097 votes 1523

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 1086 = 2199 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 1086 = 2199 votes 1086


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
1239 Current Rating: 1239 + 1234 = 2473 votesCurrent Rating: 1239 + 1234 = 2473 votes 1234

[58] 28: Iíve got a huge problem
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1548 = 3025 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1548 = 3025 votes 1548

[57] 27: Iím not going to America any more
5366 Current Rating: 5366 + 5376 = 10742 votesCurrent Rating: 5366 + 5376 = 10742 votes 5376

[56] 26: I donít understand my wife
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1629 = 3103 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1629 = 3103 votes 1629

[55] 25: I havenít seen you in ages
1590 Current Rating: 1590 + 1584 = 3174 votesCurrent Rating: 1590 + 1584 = 3174 votes 1584

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
1685 Current Rating: 1685 + 1393 = 3078 votesCurrent Rating: 1685 + 1393 = 3078 votes 1393

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1205 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1205 = 2513 votes 1205

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1544 = 3038 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1544 = 3038 votes 1544

[51] 19: Whatís the matter with you?
1866 Current Rating: 1866 + 2077 = 3943 votesCurrent Rating: 1866 + 2077 = 3943 votes 2077

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
1774 Current Rating: 1774 + 1952 = 3726 votesCurrent Rating: 1774 + 1952 = 3726 votes 1952

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1382 = 2726 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1382 = 2726 votes 1382

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 2389 = 3918 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 2389 = 3918 votes 2389

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1431 = 3046 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1431 = 3046 votes 1431

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1688 = 3206 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1688 = 3206 votes 1688

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
1683 Current Rating: 1683 + 2186 = 3869 votesCurrent Rating: 1683 + 2186 = 3869 votes 2186

[44] 7: What those men said ...
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1682 = 3176 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1682 = 3176 votes 1682

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 1460 = 3114 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 1460 = 3114 votes 1460

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
1842 Current Rating: 1842 + 1859 = 3701 votesCurrent Rating: 1842 + 1859 = 3701 votes 1859

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
42960 Current Rating: 42960 + 36128 = 79088 votesCurrent Rating: 42960 + 36128 = 79088 votes 36128

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
2380 Current Rating: 2380 + 2433 = 4813 votesCurrent Rating: 2380 + 2433 = 4813 votes 2433


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
5392 Current Rating: 5392 + 7769 = 13161 votesCurrent Rating: 5392 + 7769 = 13161 votes 7769

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
2755 Current Rating: 2755 + 2659 = 5414 votesCurrent Rating: 2755 + 2659 = 5414 votes 2659

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
2114 Current Rating: 2114 + 2472 = 4586 votesCurrent Rating: 2114 + 2472 = 4586 votes 2472

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
3595 Current Rating: 3595 + 3292 = 6887 votesCurrent Rating: 3595 + 3292 = 6887 votes 3292

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
2490 Current Rating: 2490 + 2482 = 4972 votesCurrent Rating: 2490 + 2482 = 4972 votes 2482

[34] 24: If I die ...
1981 Current Rating: 1981 + 2180 = 4161 votesCurrent Rating: 1981 + 2180 = 4161 votes 2180

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
2093 Current Rating: 2093 + 2271 = 4364 votesCurrent Rating: 2093 + 2271 = 4364 votes 2271

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
2162 Current Rating: 2162 + 2125 = 4287 votesCurrent Rating: 2162 + 2125 = 4287 votes 2125

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
2000 Current Rating: 2000 + 2540 = 4540 votesCurrent Rating: 2000 + 2540 = 4540 votes 2540

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
2658 Current Rating: 2658 + 3676 = 6334 votesCurrent Rating: 2658 + 3676 = 6334 votes 3676

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
2027 Current Rating: 2027 + 2543 = 4570 votesCurrent Rating: 2027 + 2543 = 4570 votes 2543

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
1679 Current Rating: 1679 + 2380 = 4059 votesCurrent Rating: 1679 + 2380 = 4059 votes 2380

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
2025 Current Rating: 2025 + 2296 = 4321 votesCurrent Rating: 2025 + 2296 = 4321 votes 2296

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1552 = 2945 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1552 = 2945 votes 1552

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
1858 Current Rating: 1858 + 2435 = 4293 votesCurrent Rating: 1858 + 2435 = 4293 votes 2435

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1804 = 3464 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1804 = 3464 votes 1804

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 1704 = 3164 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 1704 = 3164 votes 1704

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
1642 Current Rating: 1642 + 1720 = 3362 votesCurrent Rating: 1642 + 1720 = 3362 votes 1720

[21] 6: After your bath ...
2855 Current Rating: 2855 + 4372 = 7227 votesCurrent Rating: 2855 + 4372 = 7227 votes 4372

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
1882 Current Rating: 1882 + 2024 = 3906 votesCurrent Rating: 1882 + 2024 = 3906 votes 2024

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 2195 = 3993 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 2195 = 3993 votes 2195


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
1747 Current Rating: 1747 + 1848 = 3595 votesCurrent Rating: 1747 + 1848 = 3595 votes 1848

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
1794 Current Rating: 1794 + 1988 = 3782 votesCurrent Rating: 1794 + 1988 = 3782 votes 1988

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
2027 Current Rating: 2027 + 2588 = 4615 votesCurrent Rating: 2027 + 2588 = 4615 votes 2588

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
1984 Current Rating: 1984 + 2706 = 4690 votesCurrent Rating: 1984 + 2706 = 4690 votes 2706

[14] 24: Mom, I donít want you to
1951 Current Rating: 1951 + 2438 = 4389 votesCurrent Rating: 1951 + 2438 = 4389 votes 2438

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
3386 Current Rating: 3386 + 5533 = 8919 votesCurrent Rating: 3386 + 5533 = 8919 votes 5533

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
3090 Current Rating: 3090 + 2951 = 6041 votesCurrent Rating: 3090 + 2951 = 6041 votes 2951

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
1854 Current Rating: 1854 + 2385 = 4239 votesCurrent Rating: 1854 + 2385 = 4239 votes 2385

[10] 18: What would happen ...
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1920 = 3533 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1920 = 3533 votes 1920

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
1824 Current Rating: 1824 + 3370 = 5194 votesCurrent Rating: 1824 + 3370 = 5194 votes 3370

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
1682 Current Rating: 1682 + 1850 = 3532 votesCurrent Rating: 1682 + 1850 = 3532 votes 1850

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1586 = 3144 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1586 = 3144 votes 1586

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
2509 Current Rating: 2509 + 3011 = 5520 votesCurrent Rating: 2509 + 3011 = 5520 votes 3011

[5] 9: I have great news ...
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1859 = 3559 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1859 = 3559 votes 1859

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
1920 Current Rating: 1920 + 1713 = 3633 votesCurrent Rating: 1920 + 1713 = 3633 votes 1713

[3] 5: Sorry, I canít come into work today
3152 Current Rating: 3152 + 3142 = 6294 votesCurrent Rating: 3152 + 3142 = 6294 votes 3142

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
6605 Current Rating: 6605 + 6003 = 12608 votesCurrent Rating: 6605 + 6003 = 12608 votes 6003

[1] 2: Why so down ...
61551 Current Rating: 61551 + 59150 = 120701 votesCurrent Rating: 61551 + 59150 = 120701 votes 59150







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