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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
83987 Current Rating: 83987 + 84261 = 168248 votesCurrent Rating: 83987 + 84261 = 168248 votes 84261

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
80184 Current Rating: 80184 + 79896 = 160080 votesCurrent Rating: 80184 + 79896 = 160080 votes 79896

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
63142 Current Rating: 63142 + 59784 = 122926 votesCurrent Rating: 63142 + 59784 = 122926 votes 59784

[126] 14: Oh No! What’s happened?
96872 Current Rating: 96872 + 97276 = 194148 votesCurrent Rating: 96872 + 97276 = 194148 votes 97276

[125] 11: You’ve asked our daughter to marry you
39684 Current Rating: 39684 + 38753 = 78437 votesCurrent Rating: 39684 + 38753 = 78437 votes 38753

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
32089 Current Rating: 32089 + 30795 = 62884 votesCurrent Rating: 32089 + 30795 = 62884 votes 30795

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
38696 Current Rating: 38696 + 36975 = 75671 votesCurrent Rating: 38696 + 36975 = 75671 votes 36975

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
64051 Current Rating: 64051 + 62956 = 127007 votesCurrent Rating: 64051 + 62956 = 127007 votes 62956

[121] 7: What is it now?
58155 Current Rating: 58155 + 50370 = 108525 votesCurrent Rating: 58155 + 50370 = 108525 votes 50370

[120] 3: Come back to my place
29144 Current Rating: 29144 + 25582 = 54726 votesCurrent Rating: 29144 + 25582 = 54726 votes 25582

[119] 2: Morning
42200 Current Rating: 42200 + 39463 = 81663 votesCurrent Rating: 42200 + 39463 = 81663 votes 39463

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
18565 Current Rating: 18565 + 17870 = 36435 votesCurrent Rating: 18565 + 17870 = 36435 votes 17870


Nov 2009
[117] 26: I’ve got bad news
21082 Current Rating: 21082 + 18398 = 39480 votesCurrent Rating: 21082 + 18398 = 39480 votes 18398

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
57729 Current Rating: 57729 + 56189 = 113918 votesCurrent Rating: 57729 + 56189 = 113918 votes 56189

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
20337 Current Rating: 20337 + 18964 = 39301 votesCurrent Rating: 20337 + 18964 = 39301 votes 18964

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
87837 Current Rating: 87837 + 84941 = 172778 votesCurrent Rating: 87837 + 84941 = 172778 votes 84941

[113] 20: My friend over there
39316 Current Rating: 39316 + 37616 = 76932 votesCurrent Rating: 39316 + 37616 = 76932 votes 37616

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
67784 Current Rating: 67784 + 66385 = 134169 votesCurrent Rating: 67784 + 66385 = 134169 votes 66385

[111] 18: I like my job more
85254 Current Rating: 85254 + 82579 = 167833 votesCurrent Rating: 85254 + 82579 = 167833 votes 82579

[110] 17: Grandma’s got a prawn
45074 Current Rating: 45074 + 40591 = 85665 votesCurrent Rating: 45074 + 40591 = 85665 votes 40591

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
54083 Current Rating: 54083 + 48535 = 102618 votesCurrent Rating: 54083 + 48535 = 102618 votes 48535

[108] 13: When we get married
80294 Current Rating: 80294 + 78318 = 158612 votesCurrent Rating: 80294 + 78318 = 158612 votes 78318

[107] 12: A name for the baby
39716 Current Rating: 39716 + 33594 = 73310 votesCurrent Rating: 39716 + 33594 = 73310 votes 33594

[106] 11: Would you have married me
93405 Current Rating: 93405 + 91708 = 185113 votesCurrent Rating: 93405 + 91708 = 185113 votes 91708

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
46983 Current Rating: 46983 + 45319 = 92302 votesCurrent Rating: 46983 + 45319 = 92302 votes 45319

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
44370 Current Rating: 44370 + 43187 = 87557 votesCurrent Rating: 44370 + 43187 = 87557 votes 43187

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
36737 Current Rating: 36737 + 35566 = 72303 votesCurrent Rating: 36737 + 35566 = 72303 votes 35566

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
91313 Current Rating: 91313 + 89851 = 181164 votesCurrent Rating: 91313 + 89851 = 181164 votes 89851

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
67366 Current Rating: 67366 + 65919 = 133285 votesCurrent Rating: 67366 + 65919 = 133285 votes 65919

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
66696 Current Rating: 66696 + 67253 = 133949 votesCurrent Rating: 66696 + 67253 = 133949 votes 67253


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
35652 Current Rating: 35652 + 34131 = 69783 votesCurrent Rating: 35652 + 34131 = 69783 votes 34131

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
89636 Current Rating: 89636 + 85893 = 175529 votesCurrent Rating: 89636 + 85893 = 175529 votes 85893

[97] 28: You are getting fat
51689 Current Rating: 51689 + 49239 = 100928 votesCurrent Rating: 51689 + 49239 = 100928 votes 49239

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
60494 Current Rating: 60494 + 58503 = 118997 votesCurrent Rating: 60494 + 58503 = 118997 votes 58503

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
28569 Current Rating: 28569 + 27587 = 56156 votesCurrent Rating: 28569 + 27587 = 56156 votes 27587

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
33456 Current Rating: 33456 + 31950 = 65406 votesCurrent Rating: 33456 + 31950 = 65406 votes 31950

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
90835 Current Rating: 90835 + 90057 = 180892 votesCurrent Rating: 90835 + 90057 = 180892 votes 90057

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
37263 Current Rating: 37263 + 31075 = 68338 votesCurrent Rating: 37263 + 31075 = 68338 votes 31075

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
46007 Current Rating: 46007 + 43825 = 89832 votesCurrent Rating: 46007 + 43825 = 89832 votes 43825

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
80506 Current Rating: 80506 + 78262 = 158768 votesCurrent Rating: 80506 + 78262 = 158768 votes 78262

[89] 16: I just can’t log in
72133 Current Rating: 72133 + 70992 = 143125 votesCurrent Rating: 72133 + 70992 = 143125 votes 70992

[88] 15: It’s so sweet
55482 Current Rating: 55482 + 52874 = 108356 votesCurrent Rating: 55482 + 52874 = 108356 votes 52874

[87] 14: What are you doing?
97648 Current Rating: 97648 + 96134 = 193782 votesCurrent Rating: 97648 + 96134 = 193782 votes 96134

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
61043 Current Rating: 61043 + 59970 = 121013 votesCurrent Rating: 61043 + 59970 = 121013 votes 59970

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
60644 Current Rating: 60644 + 58890 = 119534 votesCurrent Rating: 60644 + 58890 = 119534 votes 58890

[84] 9: You’re so much more frisky these days
77544 Current Rating: 77544 + 75907 = 153451 votesCurrent Rating: 77544 + 75907 = 153451 votes 75907

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
48012 Current Rating: 48012 + 45534 = 93546 votesCurrent Rating: 48012 + 45534 = 93546 votes 45534

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
119223 Current Rating: 119223 + 117735 = 236958 votesCurrent Rating: 119223 + 117735 = 236958 votes 117735

[81] 6: What’s your wife’s name
83514 Current Rating: 83514 + 81494 = 165008 votesCurrent Rating: 83514 + 81494 = 165008 votes 81494

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
55119 Current Rating: 55119 + 51945 = 107064 votesCurrent Rating: 55119 + 51945 = 107064 votes 51945

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
77091 Current Rating: 77091 + 74583 = 151674 votesCurrent Rating: 77091 + 74583 = 151674 votes 74583

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
83742 Current Rating: 83742 + 82271 = 166013 votesCurrent Rating: 83742 + 82271 = 166013 votes 82271


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
63133 Current Rating: 63133 + 52508 = 115641 votesCurrent Rating: 63133 + 52508 = 115641 votes 52508

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
44739 Current Rating: 44739 + 43036 = 87775 votesCurrent Rating: 44739 + 43036 = 87775 votes 43036

[75] 28: Hi Mom, I’m home
82699 Current Rating: 82699 + 81091 = 163790 votesCurrent Rating: 82699 + 81091 = 163790 votes 81091

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
88699 Current Rating: 88699 + 88168 = 176867 votesCurrent Rating: 88699 + 88168 = 176867 votes 88168

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
89703 Current Rating: 89703 + 87645 = 177348 votesCurrent Rating: 89703 + 87645 = 177348 votes 87645

[72] 22: Dad, why are Mom’s feet
71434 Current Rating: 71434 + 69482 = 140916 votesCurrent Rating: 71434 + 69482 = 140916 votes 69482

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
66073 Current Rating: 66073 + 63868 = 129941 votesCurrent Rating: 66073 + 63868 = 129941 votes 63868

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
67998 Current Rating: 67998 + 67044 = 135042 votesCurrent Rating: 67998 + 67044 = 135042 votes 67044

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
41336 Current Rating: 41336 + 40236 = 81572 votesCurrent Rating: 41336 + 40236 = 81572 votes 40236

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
122228 Current Rating: 122228 + 125299 = 247527 votesCurrent Rating: 122228 + 125299 = 247527 votes 125299

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
46496 Current Rating: 46496 + 42662 = 89158 votesCurrent Rating: 46496 + 42662 = 89158 votes 42662

[66] 14: I came home early ...
22566 Current Rating: 22566 + 21199 = 43765 votesCurrent Rating: 22566 + 21199 = 43765 votes 21199

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
23161 Current Rating: 23161 + 21824 = 44985 votesCurrent Rating: 23161 + 21824 = 44985 votes 21824

[64] 10: I’m horny
90775 Current Rating: 90775 + 89948 = 180723 votesCurrent Rating: 90775 + 89948 = 180723 votes 89948

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
85156 Current Rating: 85156 + 84607 = 169763 votesCurrent Rating: 85156 + 84607 = 169763 votes 84607

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
50734 Current Rating: 50734 + 48729 = 99463 votesCurrent Rating: 50734 + 48729 = 99463 votes 48729

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
56490 Current Rating: 56490 + 54881 = 111371 votesCurrent Rating: 56490 + 54881 = 111371 votes 54881

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
44022 Current Rating: 44022 + 41986 = 86008 votesCurrent Rating: 44022 + 41986 = 86008 votes 41986


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
56983 Current Rating: 56983 + 55782 = 112765 votesCurrent Rating: 56983 + 55782 = 112765 votes 55782

[58] 28: I’ve got a huge problem
40636 Current Rating: 40636 + 39411 = 80047 votesCurrent Rating: 40636 + 39411 = 80047 votes 39411

[57] 27: I’m not going to America any more
113594 Current Rating: 113594 + 111499 = 225093 votesCurrent Rating: 113594 + 111499 = 225093 votes 111499

[56] 26: I don’t understand my wife
84993 Current Rating: 84993 + 83688 = 168681 votesCurrent Rating: 84993 + 83688 = 168681 votes 83688

[55] 25: I haven’t seen you in ages
103269 Current Rating: 103269 + 102501 = 205770 votesCurrent Rating: 103269 + 102501 = 205770 votes 102501

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
22945 Current Rating: 22945 + 25064 = 48009 votesCurrent Rating: 22945 + 25064 = 48009 votes 25064

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
97504 Current Rating: 97504 + 95109 = 192613 votesCurrent Rating: 97504 + 95109 = 192613 votes 95109

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
19315 Current Rating: 19315 + 17550 = 36865 votesCurrent Rating: 19315 + 17550 = 36865 votes 17550

[51] 19: What’s the matter with you?
33343 Current Rating: 33343 + 31806 = 65149 votesCurrent Rating: 33343 + 31806 = 65149 votes 31806

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
46565 Current Rating: 46565 + 45067 = 91632 votesCurrent Rating: 46565 + 45067 = 91632 votes 45067

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
38202 Current Rating: 38202 + 36303 = 74505 votesCurrent Rating: 38202 + 36303 = 74505 votes 36303

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
39369 Current Rating: 39369 + 37423 = 76792 votesCurrent Rating: 39369 + 37423 = 76792 votes 37423

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
91639 Current Rating: 91639 + 91066 = 182705 votesCurrent Rating: 91639 + 91066 = 182705 votes 91066

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
31495 Current Rating: 31495 + 29357 = 60852 votesCurrent Rating: 31495 + 29357 = 60852 votes 29357

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
54676 Current Rating: 54676 + 53771 = 108447 votesCurrent Rating: 54676 + 53771 = 108447 votes 53771

[44] 7: What those men said ...
27526 Current Rating: 27526 + 26700 = 54226 votesCurrent Rating: 27526 + 26700 = 54226 votes 26700

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
15942 Current Rating: 15942 + 16671 = 32613 votesCurrent Rating: 15942 + 16671 = 32613 votes 16671

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
42145 Current Rating: 42145 + 40447 = 82592 votesCurrent Rating: 42145 + 40447 = 82592 votes 40447

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
179398 Current Rating: 179398 + 183823 = 363221 votesCurrent Rating: 179398 + 183823 = 363221 votes 183823

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
152805 Current Rating: 152805 + 160325 = 313130 votesCurrent Rating: 152805 + 160325 = 313130 votes 160325


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
88036 Current Rating: 88036 + 89067 = 177103 votesCurrent Rating: 88036 + 89067 = 177103 votes 89067

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
44293 Current Rating: 44293 + 41121 = 85414 votesCurrent Rating: 44293 + 41121 = 85414 votes 41121

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
95296 Current Rating: 95296 + 94778 = 190074 votesCurrent Rating: 95296 + 94778 = 190074 votes 94778

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
79464 Current Rating: 79464 + 78445 = 157909 votesCurrent Rating: 79464 + 78445 = 157909 votes 78445

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
61339 Current Rating: 61339 + 61245 = 122584 votesCurrent Rating: 61339 + 61245 = 122584 votes 61245

[34] 24: If I die ...
59266 Current Rating: 59266 + 58046 = 117312 votesCurrent Rating: 59266 + 58046 = 117312 votes 58046

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
102793 Current Rating: 102793 + 101726 = 204519 votesCurrent Rating: 102793 + 101726 = 204519 votes 101726

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
54851 Current Rating: 54851 + 55229 = 110080 votesCurrent Rating: 54851 + 55229 = 110080 votes 55229

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
58327 Current Rating: 58327 + 55597 = 113924 votesCurrent Rating: 58327 + 55597 = 113924 votes 55597

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
25946 Current Rating: 25946 + 25245 = 51191 votesCurrent Rating: 25946 + 25245 = 51191 votes 25245

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
48754 Current Rating: 48754 + 47192 = 95946 votesCurrent Rating: 48754 + 47192 = 95946 votes 47192

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
55390 Current Rating: 55390 + 53916 = 109306 votesCurrent Rating: 55390 + 53916 = 109306 votes 53916

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
74735 Current Rating: 74735 + 74846 = 149581 votesCurrent Rating: 74735 + 74846 = 149581 votes 74846

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
167670 Current Rating: 167670 + 152429 = 320099 votesCurrent Rating: 167670 + 152429 = 320099 votes 152429

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
45698 Current Rating: 45698 + 43619 = 89317 votesCurrent Rating: 45698 + 43619 = 89317 votes 43619

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
87813 Current Rating: 87813 + 87473 = 175286 votesCurrent Rating: 87813 + 87473 = 175286 votes 87473

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
95150 Current Rating: 95150 + 94392 = 189542 votesCurrent Rating: 95150 + 94392 = 189542 votes 94392

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
38800 Current Rating: 38800 + 38728 = 77528 votesCurrent Rating: 38800 + 38728 = 77528 votes 38728

[21] 6: After your bath ...
84629 Current Rating: 84629 + 84989 = 169618 votesCurrent Rating: 84629 + 84989 = 169618 votes 84989

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
63365 Current Rating: 63365 + 63359 = 126724 votesCurrent Rating: 63365 + 63359 = 126724 votes 63359

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
50004 Current Rating: 50004 + 52870 = 102874 votesCurrent Rating: 50004 + 52870 = 102874 votes 52870


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
55012 Current Rating: 55012 + 53255 = 108267 votesCurrent Rating: 55012 + 53255 = 108267 votes 53255

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
66149 Current Rating: 66149 + 65182 = 131331 votesCurrent Rating: 66149 + 65182 = 131331 votes 65182

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
44454 Current Rating: 44454 + 43741 = 88195 votesCurrent Rating: 44454 + 43741 = 88195 votes 43741

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
68427 Current Rating: 68427 + 67888 = 136315 votesCurrent Rating: 68427 + 67888 = 136315 votes 67888

[14] 24: Mom, I don’t want you to
62581 Current Rating: 62581 + 61656 = 124237 votesCurrent Rating: 62581 + 61656 = 124237 votes 61656

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
181274 Current Rating: 181274 + 196778 = 378052 votesCurrent Rating: 181274 + 196778 = 378052 votes 196778

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
37311 Current Rating: 37311 + 37075 = 74386 votesCurrent Rating: 37311 + 37075 = 74386 votes 37075

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
91887 Current Rating: 91887 + 91997 = 183884 votesCurrent Rating: 91887 + 91997 = 183884 votes 91997

[10] 18: What would happen ...
83587 Current Rating: 83587 + 82737 = 166324 votesCurrent Rating: 83587 + 82737 = 166324 votes 82737

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
62971 Current Rating: 62971 + 64649 = 127620 votesCurrent Rating: 62971 + 64649 = 127620 votes 64649

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
45866 Current Rating: 45866 + 44435 = 90301 votesCurrent Rating: 45866 + 44435 = 90301 votes 44435

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
33959 Current Rating: 33959 + 32995 = 66954 votesCurrent Rating: 33959 + 32995 = 66954 votes 32995

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
44982 Current Rating: 44982 + 45868 = 90850 votesCurrent Rating: 44982 + 45868 = 90850 votes 45868

[5] 9: I have great news ...
17527 Current Rating: 17527 + 15966 = 33493 votesCurrent Rating: 17527 + 15966 = 33493 votes 15966

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
55723 Current Rating: 55723 + 55136 = 110859 votesCurrent Rating: 55723 + 55136 = 110859 votes 55136

[3] 5: Sorry, I can’t come into work today
135047 Current Rating: 135047 + 134945 = 269992 votesCurrent Rating: 135047 + 134945 = 269992 votes 134945

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
371986 Current Rating: 371986 + 372716 = 744702 votesCurrent Rating: 371986 + 372716 = 744702 votes 372716

[1] 2: Why so down ...
373622 Current Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votesCurrent Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votes 411850







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