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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
12685 Current Rating: 12685 + 15422 = 28107 votesCurrent Rating: 12685 + 15422 = 28107 votes 15422

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
3205 Current Rating: 3205 + 3019 = 6224 votesCurrent Rating: 3205 + 3019 = 6224 votes 3019

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
1726 Current Rating: 1726 + 1796 = 3522 votesCurrent Rating: 1726 + 1796 = 3522 votes 1796

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 1100 = 2237 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 1100 = 2237 votes 1100

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1153 = 2379 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1153 = 2379 votes 1153

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1062 Current Rating: 1062 + 1009 = 2071 votesCurrent Rating: 1062 + 1009 = 2071 votes 1009

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 982 = 1982 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 982 = 1982 votes 982

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 932 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 932 = 2104 votes 932

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
1783 Current Rating: 1783 + 1625 = 3408 votesCurrent Rating: 1783 + 1625 = 3408 votes 1625

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 1138 = 2327 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 1138 = 2327 votes 1138

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2252 Current Rating: 2252 + 2477 = 4729 votesCurrent Rating: 2252 + 2477 = 4729 votes 2477


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1321 = 2981 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1321 = 2981 votes 1321

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 990 = 2221 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 990 = 2221 votes 990

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2536 Current Rating: 2536 + 3199 = 5735 votesCurrent Rating: 2536 + 3199 = 5735 votes 3199

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1060 = 2195 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1060 = 2195 votes 1060

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1227 = 2571 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1227 = 2571 votes 1227

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
13902 Current Rating: 13902 + 14515 = 28417 votesCurrent Rating: 13902 + 14515 = 28417 votes 14515

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1844 = 3380 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1844 = 3380 votes 1844

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
1484 Current Rating: 1484 + 1540 = 3024 votesCurrent Rating: 1484 + 1540 = 3024 votes 1540

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1204 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1204 = 2428 votes 1204

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
998 Current Rating: 998 + 885 = 1883 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 885 = 1883 votes 885

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1226 = 2558 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1226 = 2558 votes 1226

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3629 Current Rating: 3629 + 4523 = 8152 votesCurrent Rating: 3629 + 4523 = 8152 votes 4523

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1143 = 2511 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1143 = 2511 votes 1143

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 936 = 2049 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 936 = 2049 votes 936

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3591 Current Rating: 3591 + 3426 = 7017 votesCurrent Rating: 3591 + 3426 = 7017 votes 3426

[314] 2: What should we do now
1732 Current Rating: 1732 + 1555 = 3287 votesCurrent Rating: 1732 + 1555 = 3287 votes 1555

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 962 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 962 = 2104 votes 962


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2200 Current Rating: 2200 + 2351 = 4551 votesCurrent Rating: 2200 + 2351 = 4551 votes 2351

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 1444 = 3037 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 1444 = 3037 votes 1444

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2304 Current Rating: 2304 + 3106 = 5410 votesCurrent Rating: 2304 + 3106 = 5410 votes 3106

[309] 21: I feel horrible
1713 Current Rating: 1713 + 1699 = 3412 votesCurrent Rating: 1713 + 1699 = 3412 votes 1699

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3050 Current Rating: 3050 + 4755 = 7805 votesCurrent Rating: 3050 + 4755 = 7805 votes 4755

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1500 = 3165 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1500 = 3165 votes 1500

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1562 Current Rating: 1562 + 1292 = 2854 votesCurrent Rating: 1562 + 1292 = 2854 votes 1292

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 937 = 2093 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 937 = 2093 votes 937

[304] 13: What are you doing?
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1564 = 3269 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1564 = 3269 votes 1564

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1080 Current Rating: 1080 + 954 = 2034 votesCurrent Rating: 1080 + 954 = 2034 votes 954

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
3852 Current Rating: 3852 + 4419 = 8271 votesCurrent Rating: 3852 + 4419 = 8271 votes 4419

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 1008 = 2200 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 1008 = 2200 votes 1008

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1150 Current Rating: 1150 + 1183 = 2333 votesCurrent Rating: 1150 + 1183 = 2333 votes 1183

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1203 Current Rating: 1203 + 1260 = 2463 votesCurrent Rating: 1203 + 1260 = 2463 votes 1260

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2110 Current Rating: 2110 + 1540 = 3650 votesCurrent Rating: 2110 + 1540 = 3650 votes 1540

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1095 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1095 = 2408 votes 1095


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1144 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1144 = 2298 votes 1144

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1580 Current Rating: 1580 + 1697 = 3277 votesCurrent Rating: 1580 + 1697 = 3277 votes 1697

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
723 Current Rating: 723 + 731 = 1454 votesCurrent Rating: 723 + 731 = 1454 votes 731

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 1161 = 2374 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 1161 = 2374 votes 1161

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1352 Current Rating: 1352 + 1728 = 3080 votesCurrent Rating: 1352 + 1728 = 3080 votes 1728

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
882 Current Rating: 882 + 926 = 1808 votesCurrent Rating: 882 + 926 = 1808 votes 926

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 994 = 2081 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 994 = 2081 votes 994

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
918 Current Rating: 918 + 798 = 1716 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 798 = 1716 votes 798

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
706 Current Rating: 706 + 785 = 1491 votesCurrent Rating: 706 + 785 = 1491 votes 785

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
793 Current Rating: 793 + 830 = 1623 votesCurrent Rating: 793 + 830 = 1623 votes 830

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
887 Current Rating: 887 + 996 = 1883 votesCurrent Rating: 887 + 996 = 1883 votes 996

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 1224 = 2341 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 1224 = 2341 votes 1224

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1056 Current Rating: 1056 + 1149 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1056 + 1149 = 2205 votes 1149

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
773 Current Rating: 773 + 771 = 1544 votesCurrent Rating: 773 + 771 = 1544 votes 771

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1245 = 2441 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1245 = 2441 votes 1245

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1536 = 3099 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1536 = 3099 votes 1536

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
879 Current Rating: 879 + 873 = 1752 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 873 = 1752 votes 873


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
792 Current Rating: 792 + 753 = 1545 votesCurrent Rating: 792 + 753 = 1545 votes 753

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
646 Current Rating: 646 + 668 = 1314 votesCurrent Rating: 646 + 668 = 1314 votes 668

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
832 Current Rating: 832 + 785 = 1617 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 785 = 1617 votes 785

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
826 Current Rating: 826 + 827 = 1653 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 827 = 1653 votes 827

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1030 Current Rating: 1030 + 952 = 1982 votesCurrent Rating: 1030 + 952 = 1982 votes 952

[274] 24: I am the manager
787 Current Rating: 787 + 755 = 1542 votesCurrent Rating: 787 + 755 = 1542 votes 755

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
805 Current Rating: 805 + 790 = 1595 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 790 = 1595 votes 790

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
829 Current Rating: 829 + 787 = 1616 votesCurrent Rating: 829 + 787 = 1616 votes 787

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1070 Current Rating: 1070 + 996 = 2066 votesCurrent Rating: 1070 + 996 = 2066 votes 996

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
729 Current Rating: 729 + 811 = 1540 votesCurrent Rating: 729 + 811 = 1540 votes 811

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1076 = 2187 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1076 = 2187 votes 1076

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1034 = 2089 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1034 = 2089 votes 1034

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1330 = 2597 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1330 = 2597 votes 1330

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
994 Current Rating: 994 + 986 = 1980 votesCurrent Rating: 994 + 986 = 1980 votes 986

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
703 Current Rating: 703 + 780 = 1483 votesCurrent Rating: 703 + 780 = 1483 votes 780

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
775 Current Rating: 775 + 711 = 1486 votesCurrent Rating: 775 + 711 = 1486 votes 711

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
919 Current Rating: 919 + 931 = 1850 votesCurrent Rating: 919 + 931 = 1850 votes 931

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
740 Current Rating: 740 + 680 = 1420 votesCurrent Rating: 740 + 680 = 1420 votes 680


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
891 Current Rating: 891 + 859 = 1750 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 859 = 1750 votes 859

[260] 29: Wait here
827 Current Rating: 827 + 807 = 1634 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 807 = 1634 votes 807

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
762 Current Rating: 762 + 773 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 773 = 1535 votes 773

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
943 Current Rating: 943 + 957 = 1900 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 957 = 1900 votes 957

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 1013 = 2040 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 1013 = 2040 votes 1013

[256] 23: As my lawyer
818 Current Rating: 818 + 749 = 1567 votesCurrent Rating: 818 + 749 = 1567 votes 749

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 706 = 1801 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 706 = 1801 votes 706

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 1056 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 1056 = 2162 votes 1056

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
855 Current Rating: 855 + 866 = 1721 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 866 = 1721 votes 866

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 982 = 2274 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 982 = 2274 votes 982

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
1031 Current Rating: 1031 + 845 = 1876 votesCurrent Rating: 1031 + 845 = 1876 votes 845

[250] 14: Those look heavy
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1683 = 3272 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1683 = 3272 votes 1683

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
2915 Current Rating: 2915 + 3093 = 6008 votesCurrent Rating: 2915 + 3093 = 6008 votes 3093

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
953 Current Rating: 953 + 882 = 1835 votesCurrent Rating: 953 + 882 = 1835 votes 882

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
817 Current Rating: 817 + 736 = 1553 votesCurrent Rating: 817 + 736 = 1553 votes 736

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
791 Current Rating: 791 + 780 = 1571 votesCurrent Rating: 791 + 780 = 1571 votes 780

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1253 = 2595 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1253 = 2595 votes 1253

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2174 Current Rating: 2174 + 2286 = 4460 votesCurrent Rating: 2174 + 2286 = 4460 votes 2286

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
953 Current Rating: 953 + 903 = 1856 votesCurrent Rating: 953 + 903 = 1856 votes 903

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 904 = 2102 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 904 = 2102 votes 904

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1062 Current Rating: 1062 + 998 = 2060 votesCurrent Rating: 1062 + 998 = 2060 votes 998


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 996 = 2075 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 996 = 2075 votes 996

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
921 Current Rating: 921 + 859 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 859 = 1780 votes 859

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 917 = 1980 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 917 = 1980 votes 917

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 889 = 1957 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 889 = 1957 votes 889

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
899 Current Rating: 899 + 874 = 1773 votesCurrent Rating: 899 + 874 = 1773 votes 874

[235] 23: My dog died last week
936 Current Rating: 936 + 707 = 1643 votesCurrent Rating: 936 + 707 = 1643 votes 707

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
985 Current Rating: 985 + 949 = 1934 votesCurrent Rating: 985 + 949 = 1934 votes 949

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1046 Current Rating: 1046 + 765 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 1046 + 765 = 1811 votes 765

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
924 Current Rating: 924 + 902 = 1826 votesCurrent Rating: 924 + 902 = 1826 votes 902

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 937 = 2012 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 937 = 2012 votes 937

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 1030 = 2065 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 1030 = 2065 votes 1030

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 963 = 1971 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 963 = 1971 votes 963

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 997 = 2098 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 997 = 2098 votes 997

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 985 = 2014 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 985 = 2014 votes 985

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
886 Current Rating: 886 + 875 = 1761 votesCurrent Rating: 886 + 875 = 1761 votes 875

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
835 Current Rating: 835 + 729 = 1564 votesCurrent Rating: 835 + 729 = 1564 votes 729

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1201 Current Rating: 1201 + 914 = 2115 votesCurrent Rating: 1201 + 914 = 2115 votes 914

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3267 Current Rating: 3267 + 3175 = 6442 votesCurrent Rating: 3267 + 3175 = 6442 votes 3175

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
1862 Current Rating: 1862 + 2024 = 3886 votesCurrent Rating: 1862 + 2024 = 3886 votes 2024

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 948 = 1983 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 948 = 1983 votes 948


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
1946 Current Rating: 1946 + 2110 = 4056 votesCurrent Rating: 1946 + 2110 = 4056 votes 2110

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 962 = 2022 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 962 = 2022 votes 962

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
953 Current Rating: 953 + 805 = 1758 votesCurrent Rating: 953 + 805 = 1758 votes 805

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 909 = 1992 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 909 = 1992 votes 909

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 907 = 1983 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 907 = 1983 votes 907

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 933 = 2010 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 933 = 2010 votes 933

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 989 = 2111 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 989 = 2111 votes 989

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
939 Current Rating: 939 + 725 = 1664 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 725 = 1664 votes 725

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
907 Current Rating: 907 + 809 = 1716 votesCurrent Rating: 907 + 809 = 1716 votes 809

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
793 Current Rating: 793 + 838 = 1631 votesCurrent Rating: 793 + 838 = 1631 votes 838

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1031 Current Rating: 1031 + 881 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 1031 + 881 = 1912 votes 881

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 849 = 1849 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 849 = 1849 votes 849

[208] 12: Since we got married
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 908 = 2152 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 908 = 2152 votes 908

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1326 Current Rating: 1326 + 1081 = 2407 votesCurrent Rating: 1326 + 1081 = 2407 votes 1081

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
2889 Current Rating: 2889 + 3927 = 6816 votesCurrent Rating: 2889 + 3927 = 6816 votes 3927

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1823 = 3377 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1823 = 3377 votes 1823

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1308 = 2946 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1308 = 2946 votes 1308

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3318 Current Rating: 3318 + 4292 = 7610 votesCurrent Rating: 3318 + 4292 = 7610 votes 4292

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 951 = 2059 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 951 = 2059 votes 951


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1337 Current Rating: 1337 + 1316 = 2653 votesCurrent Rating: 1337 + 1316 = 2653 votes 1316

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3461 Current Rating: 3461 + 4121 = 7582 votesCurrent Rating: 3461 + 4121 = 7582 votes 4121

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
4476 Current Rating: 4476 + 3717 = 8193 votesCurrent Rating: 4476 + 3717 = 8193 votes 3717

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2561 Current Rating: 2561 + 2214 = 4775 votesCurrent Rating: 2561 + 2214 = 4775 votes 2214

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1823 Current Rating: 1823 + 1320 = 3143 votesCurrent Rating: 1823 + 1320 = 3143 votes 1320

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2158 Current Rating: 2158 + 2232 = 4390 votesCurrent Rating: 2158 + 2232 = 4390 votes 2232

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1129 = 2344 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1129 = 2344 votes 1129

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1438 Current Rating: 1438 + 1198 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1438 + 1198 = 2636 votes 1198

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 940 = 2123 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 940 = 2123 votes 940

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 983 = 2175 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 983 = 2175 votes 983

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 896 = 1903 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 896 = 1903 votes 896

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
829 Current Rating: 829 + 814 = 1643 votesCurrent Rating: 829 + 814 = 1643 votes 814

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1031 Current Rating: 1031 + 820 = 1851 votesCurrent Rating: 1031 + 820 = 1851 votes 820

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1106 = 2263 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1106 = 2263 votes 1106

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
833 Current Rating: 833 + 764 = 1597 votesCurrent Rating: 833 + 764 = 1597 votes 764

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
778 Current Rating: 778 + 659 = 1437 votesCurrent Rating: 778 + 659 = 1437 votes 659

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
850 Current Rating: 850 + 797 = 1647 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 797 = 1647 votes 797


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1049 Current Rating: 1049 + 981 = 2030 votesCurrent Rating: 1049 + 981 = 2030 votes 981

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
851 Current Rating: 851 + 846 = 1697 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 846 = 1697 votes 846

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
829 Current Rating: 829 + 813 = 1642 votesCurrent Rating: 829 + 813 = 1642 votes 813

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
718 Current Rating: 718 + 775 = 1493 votesCurrent Rating: 718 + 775 = 1493 votes 775

[180] 24: The good news is that
1070 Current Rating: 1070 + 754 = 1824 votesCurrent Rating: 1070 + 754 = 1824 votes 754

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 802 = 1828 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 802 = 1828 votes 802

[178] 19: My doctor told me
750 Current Rating: 750 + 700 = 1450 votesCurrent Rating: 750 + 700 = 1450 votes 700

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 871 = 1978 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 871 = 1978 votes 871

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
797 Current Rating: 797 + 896 = 1693 votesCurrent Rating: 797 + 896 = 1693 votes 896

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 1237 = 2378 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 1237 = 2378 votes 1237

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
902 Current Rating: 902 + 823 = 1725 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 823 = 1725 votes 823

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1084 Current Rating: 1084 + 963 = 2047 votesCurrent Rating: 1084 + 963 = 2047 votes 963

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
880 Current Rating: 880 + 756 = 1636 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 756 = 1636 votes 756

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 1085 = 2223 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 1085 = 2223 votes 1085

[170] 9: I just had another fight
881 Current Rating: 881 + 752 = 1633 votesCurrent Rating: 881 + 752 = 1633 votes 752

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
939 Current Rating: 939 + 776 = 1715 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 776 = 1715 votes 776

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 943 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 943 = 2046 votes 943

[167] 4: Do you know why
808 Current Rating: 808 + 833 = 1641 votesCurrent Rating: 808 + 833 = 1641 votes 833

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1066 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1066 = 2253 votes 1066

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1191 = 2390 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1191 = 2390 votes 1191

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
913 Current Rating: 913 + 887 = 1800 votesCurrent Rating: 913 + 887 = 1800 votes 887


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
864 Current Rating: 864 + 735 = 1599 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 735 = 1599 votes 735

[162] 25: What?
1061 Current Rating: 1061 + 978 = 2039 votesCurrent Rating: 1061 + 978 = 2039 votes 978

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
974 Current Rating: 974 + 938 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 938 = 1912 votes 938

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
893 Current Rating: 893 + 904 = 1797 votesCurrent Rating: 893 + 904 = 1797 votes 904

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
970 Current Rating: 970 + 834 = 1804 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 834 = 1804 votes 834

[158] 19: You look well rested
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 945 = 2037 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 945 = 2037 votes 945

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1715 = 3289 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1715 = 3289 votes 1715

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2040 Current Rating: 2040 + 2150 = 4190 votesCurrent Rating: 2040 + 2150 = 4190 votes 2150

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 992 = 2035 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 992 = 2035 votes 992

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1089 = 2144 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1089 = 2144 votes 1089

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1069 Current Rating: 1069 + 900 = 1969 votesCurrent Rating: 1069 + 900 = 1969 votes 900

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
850 Current Rating: 850 + 820 = 1670 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 820 = 1670 votes 820

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 1017 = 2123 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 1017 = 2123 votes 1017

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 1326 = 2403 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 1326 = 2403 votes 1326

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 978 = 2018 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 978 = 2018 votes 978

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1380 = 2645 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1380 = 2645 votes 1380

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 914 = 2012 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 914 = 2012 votes 914

[146] 3: What do women and dog
708 Current Rating: 708 + 734 = 1442 votesCurrent Rating: 708 + 734 = 1442 votes 734

[145] 2: You look happy
945 Current Rating: 945 + 949 = 1894 votesCurrent Rating: 945 + 949 = 1894 votes 949

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 1047 = 2091 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 1047 = 2091 votes 1047


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
924 Current Rating: 924 + 881 = 1805 votesCurrent Rating: 924 + 881 = 1805 votes 881

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
917 Current Rating: 917 + 843 = 1760 votesCurrent Rating: 917 + 843 = 1760 votes 843

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1070 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1070 = 2162 votes 1070

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 1064 = 2114 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 1064 = 2114 votes 1064

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
965 Current Rating: 965 + 1080 = 2045 votesCurrent Rating: 965 + 1080 = 2045 votes 1080

[138] 22: I love your forehead
732 Current Rating: 732 + 814 = 1546 votesCurrent Rating: 732 + 814 = 1546 votes 814

[137] 21: I got banned
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 974 = 2027 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 974 = 2027 votes 974

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
985 Current Rating: 985 + 838 = 1823 votesCurrent Rating: 985 + 838 = 1823 votes 838

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
974 Current Rating: 974 + 981 = 1955 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 981 = 1955 votes 981

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 1062 = 2080 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 1062 = 2080 votes 1062

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
949 Current Rating: 949 + 798 = 1747 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 798 = 1747 votes 798

[132] 13: I just want you to know
832 Current Rating: 832 + 842 = 1674 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 842 = 1674 votes 842

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1013 = 2166 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1013 = 2166 votes 1013

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
994 Current Rating: 994 + 938 = 1932 votesCurrent Rating: 994 + 938 = 1932 votes 938






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