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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
12973 Current Rating: 12973 + 16198 = 29171 votesCurrent Rating: 12973 + 16198 = 29171 votes 16198

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
3550 Current Rating: 3550 + 3264 = 6814 votesCurrent Rating: 3550 + 3264 = 6814 votes 3264

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
1912 Current Rating: 1912 + 2086 = 3998 votesCurrent Rating: 1912 + 2086 = 3998 votes 2086

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1191 = 2385 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1191 = 2385 votes 1191

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1200 = 2477 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1200 = 2477 votes 1200

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 1062 = 2190 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 1062 = 2190 votes 1062

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 1026 = 2070 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 1026 = 2070 votes 1026

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 965 = 2176 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 965 = 2176 votes 965

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
1828 Current Rating: 1828 + 1671 = 3499 votesCurrent Rating: 1828 + 1671 = 3499 votes 1671

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1189 = 2429 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1189 = 2429 votes 1189

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2320 Current Rating: 2320 + 2536 = 4856 votesCurrent Rating: 2320 + 2536 = 4856 votes 2536


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1709 Current Rating: 1709 + 1373 = 3082 votesCurrent Rating: 1709 + 1373 = 3082 votes 1373

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1286 Current Rating: 1286 + 1042 = 2328 votesCurrent Rating: 1286 + 1042 = 2328 votes 1042

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2609 Current Rating: 2609 + 3274 = 5883 votesCurrent Rating: 2609 + 3274 = 5883 votes 3274

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1108 = 2301 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1108 = 2301 votes 1108

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1361 = 2825 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1361 = 2825 votes 1361

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
13971 Current Rating: 13971 + 14678 = 28649 votesCurrent Rating: 13971 + 14678 = 28649 votes 14678

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1639 Current Rating: 1639 + 1987 = 3626 votesCurrent Rating: 1639 + 1987 = 3626 votes 1987

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
1644 Current Rating: 1644 + 1708 = 3352 votesCurrent Rating: 1644 + 1708 = 3352 votes 1708

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1323 = 2639 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1323 = 2639 votes 1323

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1057 Current Rating: 1057 + 930 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 1057 + 930 = 1987 votes 930

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1296 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1296 = 2689 votes 1296

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3674 Current Rating: 3674 + 4561 = 8235 votesCurrent Rating: 3674 + 4561 = 8235 votes 4561

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1419 Current Rating: 1419 + 1200 = 2619 votesCurrent Rating: 1419 + 1200 = 2619 votes 1200

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 973 = 2127 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 973 = 2127 votes 973

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3632 Current Rating: 3632 + 3470 = 7102 votesCurrent Rating: 3632 + 3470 = 7102 votes 3470

[314] 2: What should we do now
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 1591 = 3369 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 1591 = 3369 votes 1591

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 1061 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 1061 = 2298 votes 1061


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2263 Current Rating: 2263 + 2401 = 4664 votesCurrent Rating: 2263 + 2401 = 4664 votes 2401

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1673 Current Rating: 1673 + 1536 = 3209 votesCurrent Rating: 1673 + 1536 = 3209 votes 1536

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2352 Current Rating: 2352 + 3139 = 5491 votesCurrent Rating: 2352 + 3139 = 5491 votes 3139

[309] 21: I feel horrible
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 1757 = 3535 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 1757 = 3535 votes 1757

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3096 Current Rating: 3096 + 4800 = 7896 votesCurrent Rating: 3096 + 4800 = 7896 votes 4800

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 1556 = 3275 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 1556 = 3275 votes 1556

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1339 = 2939 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1339 = 2939 votes 1339

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 996 = 2207 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 996 = 2207 votes 996

[304] 13: What are you doing?
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 1648 = 3446 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 1648 = 3446 votes 1648

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 982 = 2094 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 982 = 2094 votes 982

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
3899 Current Rating: 3899 + 4464 = 8363 votesCurrent Rating: 3899 + 4464 = 8363 votes 4464

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 1050 = 2294 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 1050 = 2294 votes 1050

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 1288 = 2551 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 1288 = 2551 votes 1288

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1318 = 2571 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1318 = 2571 votes 1318

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2131 Current Rating: 2131 + 1563 = 3694 votesCurrent Rating: 2131 + 1563 = 3694 votes 1563

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1141 = 2506 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1141 = 2506 votes 1141


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1182 = 2372 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1182 = 2372 votes 1182

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1616 Current Rating: 1616 + 1738 = 3354 votesCurrent Rating: 1616 + 1738 = 3354 votes 1738

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
769 Current Rating: 769 + 792 = 1561 votesCurrent Rating: 769 + 792 = 1561 votes 792

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1203 = 2441 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1203 = 2441 votes 1203

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1754 = 3131 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1754 = 3131 votes 1754

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
935 Current Rating: 935 + 960 = 1895 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 960 = 1895 votes 960

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1053 = 2257 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1053 = 2257 votes 1053

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
987 Current Rating: 987 + 836 = 1823 votesCurrent Rating: 987 + 836 = 1823 votes 836

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
753 Current Rating: 753 + 842 = 1595 votesCurrent Rating: 753 + 842 = 1595 votes 842

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
841 Current Rating: 841 + 871 = 1712 votesCurrent Rating: 841 + 871 = 1712 votes 871

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
922 Current Rating: 922 + 1027 = 1949 votesCurrent Rating: 922 + 1027 = 1949 votes 1027

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1265 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1265 = 2413 votes 1265

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1187 = 2284 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1187 = 2284 votes 1187

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
837 Current Rating: 837 + 833 = 1670 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 833 = 1670 votes 833

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1283 = 2521 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1283 = 2521 votes 1283

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
1657 Current Rating: 1657 + 1618 = 3275 votesCurrent Rating: 1657 + 1618 = 3275 votes 1618

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
941 Current Rating: 941 + 935 = 1876 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 935 = 1876 votes 935


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
868 Current Rating: 868 + 842 = 1710 votesCurrent Rating: 868 + 842 = 1710 votes 842

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
688 Current Rating: 688 + 704 = 1392 votesCurrent Rating: 688 + 704 = 1392 votes 704

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
869 Current Rating: 869 + 815 = 1684 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 815 = 1684 votes 815

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
873 Current Rating: 873 + 872 = 1745 votesCurrent Rating: 873 + 872 = 1745 votes 872

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 1007 = 2078 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 1007 = 2078 votes 1007

[274] 24: I am the manager
843 Current Rating: 843 + 816 = 1659 votesCurrent Rating: 843 + 816 = 1659 votes 816

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
921 Current Rating: 921 + 892 = 1813 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 892 = 1813 votes 892

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
866 Current Rating: 866 + 835 = 1701 votesCurrent Rating: 866 + 835 = 1701 votes 835

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 1077 = 2287 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 1077 = 2287 votes 1077

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
771 Current Rating: 771 + 856 = 1627 votesCurrent Rating: 771 + 856 = 1627 votes 856

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1180 = 2406 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1180 = 2406 votes 1180

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1110 Current Rating: 1110 + 1086 = 2196 votesCurrent Rating: 1110 + 1086 = 2196 votes 1086

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1453 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1453 = 2822 votes 1453

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 1034 = 2082 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 1034 = 2082 votes 1034

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
740 Current Rating: 740 + 817 = 1557 votesCurrent Rating: 740 + 817 = 1557 votes 817

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
838 Current Rating: 838 + 768 = 1606 votesCurrent Rating: 838 + 768 = 1606 votes 768

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
986 Current Rating: 986 + 984 = 1970 votesCurrent Rating: 986 + 984 = 1970 votes 984

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
794 Current Rating: 794 + 737 = 1531 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 737 = 1531 votes 737


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
943 Current Rating: 943 + 904 = 1847 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 904 = 1847 votes 904

[260] 29: Wait here
884 Current Rating: 884 + 861 = 1745 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 861 = 1745 votes 861

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
838 Current Rating: 838 + 851 = 1689 votesCurrent Rating: 838 + 851 = 1689 votes 851

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 1018 = 2033 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 1018 = 2033 votes 1018

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1047 = 2115 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1047 = 2115 votes 1047

[256] 23: As my lawyer
883 Current Rating: 883 + 812 = 1695 votesCurrent Rating: 883 + 812 = 1695 votes 812

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 767 = 1962 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 767 = 1962 votes 767

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1107 = 2274 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1107 = 2274 votes 1107

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
895 Current Rating: 895 + 906 = 1801 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 906 = 1801 votes 906

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1075 = 2563 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1075 = 2563 votes 1075

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 907 = 2065 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 907 = 2065 votes 907

[250] 14: Those look heavy
1666 Current Rating: 1666 + 1880 = 3546 votesCurrent Rating: 1666 + 1880 = 3546 votes 1880

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
3095 Current Rating: 3095 + 3230 = 6325 votesCurrent Rating: 3095 + 3230 = 6325 votes 3230

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 916 = 1916 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 916 = 1916 votes 916

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
871 Current Rating: 871 + 775 = 1646 votesCurrent Rating: 871 + 775 = 1646 votes 775

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
864 Current Rating: 864 + 827 = 1691 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 827 = 1691 votes 827

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1290 = 2667 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1290 = 2667 votes 1290

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2210 Current Rating: 2210 + 2319 = 4529 votesCurrent Rating: 2210 + 2319 = 4529 votes 2319

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
988 Current Rating: 988 + 940 = 1928 votesCurrent Rating: 988 + 940 = 1928 votes 940

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 938 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 938 = 2253 votes 938

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1122 = 2333 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1122 = 2333 votes 1122


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 1070 = 2241 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 1070 = 2241 votes 1070

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
954 Current Rating: 954 + 892 = 1846 votesCurrent Rating: 954 + 892 = 1846 votes 892

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 956 = 2094 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 956 = 2094 votes 956

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 925 = 2047 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 925 = 2047 votes 925

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
928 Current Rating: 928 + 903 = 1831 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 903 = 1831 votes 903

[235] 23: My dog died last week
965 Current Rating: 965 + 737 = 1702 votesCurrent Rating: 965 + 737 = 1702 votes 737

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 1028 = 2092 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 1028 = 2092 votes 1028

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 794 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 794 = 1879 votes 794

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
967 Current Rating: 967 + 954 = 1921 votesCurrent Rating: 967 + 954 = 1921 votes 954

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 975 = 2105 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 975 = 2105 votes 975

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 1070 = 2141 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 1070 = 2141 votes 1070

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 996 = 2041 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 996 = 2041 votes 996

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1045 = 2199 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1045 = 2199 votes 1045

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 1026 = 2097 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 1026 = 2097 votes 1026

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
926 Current Rating: 926 + 911 = 1837 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 911 = 1837 votes 911

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
884 Current Rating: 884 + 780 = 1664 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 780 = 1664 votes 780

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1321 Current Rating: 1321 + 961 = 2282 votesCurrent Rating: 1321 + 961 = 2282 votes 961

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3350 Current Rating: 3350 + 3234 = 6584 votesCurrent Rating: 3350 + 3234 = 6584 votes 3234

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
1959 Current Rating: 1959 + 2238 = 4197 votesCurrent Rating: 1959 + 2238 = 4197 votes 2238

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 1044 = 2207 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 1044 = 2207 votes 1044


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
2786 Current Rating: 2786 + 2952 = 5738 votesCurrent Rating: 2786 + 2952 = 5738 votes 2952

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1026 = 2157 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1026 = 2157 votes 1026

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 867 = 1911 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 867 = 1911 votes 867

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 969 = 2148 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 969 = 2148 votes 969

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1147 Current Rating: 1147 + 938 = 2085 votesCurrent Rating: 1147 + 938 = 2085 votes 938

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 991 = 2170 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 991 = 2170 votes 991

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1058 = 2291 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1058 = 2291 votes 1058

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
963 Current Rating: 963 + 747 = 1710 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 747 = 1710 votes 747

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
950 Current Rating: 950 + 842 = 1792 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 842 = 1792 votes 842

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
836 Current Rating: 836 + 883 = 1719 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 883 = 1719 votes 883

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 944 = 2045 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 944 = 2045 votes 944

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 899 = 1954 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 899 = 1954 votes 899

[208] 12: Since we got married
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 961 = 2256 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 961 = 2256 votes 961

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1191 = 2583 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1191 = 2583 votes 1191

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
2948 Current Rating: 2948 + 3995 = 6943 votesCurrent Rating: 2948 + 3995 = 6943 votes 3995

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
1672 Current Rating: 1672 + 2056 = 3728 votesCurrent Rating: 1672 + 2056 = 3728 votes 2056

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1682 Current Rating: 1682 + 1350 = 3032 votesCurrent Rating: 1682 + 1350 = 3032 votes 1350

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3362 Current Rating: 3362 + 4341 = 7703 votesCurrent Rating: 3362 + 4341 = 7703 votes 4341

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 994 = 2153 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 994 = 2153 votes 994


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 1357 = 2733 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 1357 = 2733 votes 1357

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3505 Current Rating: 3505 + 4158 = 7663 votesCurrent Rating: 3505 + 4158 = 7663 votes 4158

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
4536 Current Rating: 4536 + 3757 = 8293 votesCurrent Rating: 4536 + 3757 = 8293 votes 3757

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2608 Current Rating: 2608 + 2256 = 4864 votesCurrent Rating: 2608 + 2256 = 4864 votes 2256

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1850 Current Rating: 1850 + 1364 = 3214 votesCurrent Rating: 1850 + 1364 = 3214 votes 1364

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2249 Current Rating: 2249 + 2322 = 4571 votesCurrent Rating: 2249 + 2322 = 4571 votes 2322

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 1224 = 2516 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 1224 = 2516 votes 1224

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1357 = 2933 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1357 = 2933 votes 1357

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1065 = 2431 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1065 = 2431 votes 1065

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1113 = 2555 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1113 = 2555 votes 1113

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1129 Current Rating: 1129 + 960 = 2089 votesCurrent Rating: 1129 + 960 = 2089 votes 960

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
901 Current Rating: 901 + 864 = 1765 votesCurrent Rating: 901 + 864 = 1765 votes 864

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 883 = 1994 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 883 = 1994 votes 883

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1157 = 2364 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1157 = 2364 votes 1157

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
869 Current Rating: 869 + 802 = 1671 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 802 = 1671 votes 802

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
815 Current Rating: 815 + 695 = 1510 votesCurrent Rating: 815 + 695 = 1510 votes 695

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
885 Current Rating: 885 + 828 = 1713 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 828 = 1713 votes 828


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 1026 = 2120 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 1026 = 2120 votes 1026

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
895 Current Rating: 895 + 893 = 1788 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 893 = 1788 votes 893

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
861 Current Rating: 861 + 846 = 1707 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 846 = 1707 votes 846

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
768 Current Rating: 768 + 819 = 1587 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 819 = 1587 votes 819

[180] 24: The good news is that
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 783 = 1888 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 783 = 1888 votes 783

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 833 = 1897 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 833 = 1897 votes 833

[178] 19: My doctor told me
804 Current Rating: 804 + 769 = 1573 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 769 = 1573 votes 769

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 928 = 2220 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 928 = 2220 votes 928

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
837 Current Rating: 837 + 940 = 1777 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 940 = 1777 votes 940

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 1345 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 1345 = 2575 votes 1345

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
951 Current Rating: 951 + 858 = 1809 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 858 = 1809 votes 858

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1241 Current Rating: 1241 + 1050 = 2291 votesCurrent Rating: 1241 + 1050 = 2291 votes 1050

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
959 Current Rating: 959 + 806 = 1765 votesCurrent Rating: 959 + 806 = 1765 votes 806

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1297 Current Rating: 1297 + 1154 = 2451 votesCurrent Rating: 1297 + 1154 = 2451 votes 1154

[170] 9: I just had another fight
972 Current Rating: 972 + 797 = 1769 votesCurrent Rating: 972 + 797 = 1769 votes 797

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 840 = 1873 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 840 = 1873 votes 840

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 1054 = 2368 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 1054 = 2368 votes 1054

[167] 4: Do you know why
852 Current Rating: 852 + 877 = 1729 votesCurrent Rating: 852 + 877 = 1729 votes 877

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1192 = 2519 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1192 = 2519 votes 1192

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1341 Current Rating: 1341 + 1447 = 2788 votesCurrent Rating: 1341 + 1447 = 2788 votes 1447

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
951 Current Rating: 951 + 920 = 1871 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 920 = 1871 votes 920


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
894 Current Rating: 894 + 761 = 1655 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 761 = 1655 votes 761

[162] 25: What?
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 1060 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 1060 = 2202 votes 1060

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 992 = 2040 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 992 = 2040 votes 992

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
961 Current Rating: 961 + 968 = 1929 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 968 = 1929 votes 968

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 888 = 1915 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 888 = 1915 votes 888

[158] 19: You look well rested
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1070 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1070 = 2295 votes 1070

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 1849 = 3556 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 1849 = 3556 votes 1849

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2116 Current Rating: 2116 + 2226 = 4342 votesCurrent Rating: 2116 + 2226 = 4342 votes 2226

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1100 = 2266 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1100 = 2266 votes 1100

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1193 = 2348 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1193 = 2348 votes 1193

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 982 = 2133 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 982 = 2133 votes 982

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
894 Current Rating: 894 + 862 = 1756 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 862 = 1756 votes 862

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 1080 = 2238 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 1080 = 2238 votes 1080

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1356 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1356 = 2470 votes 1356

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1022 = 2114 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1022 = 2114 votes 1022

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1429 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1429 = 2742 votes 1429

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 955 = 2095 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 955 = 2095 votes 955

[146] 3: What do women and dog
738 Current Rating: 738 + 761 = 1499 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 761 = 1499 votes 761

[145] 2: You look happy
980 Current Rating: 980 + 978 = 1958 votesCurrent Rating: 980 + 978 = 1958 votes 978

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1115 = 2236 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1115 = 2236 votes 1115


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
983 Current Rating: 983 + 932 = 1915 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 932 = 1915 votes 932

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
980 Current Rating: 980 + 892 = 1872 votesCurrent Rating: 980 + 892 = 1872 votes 892

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 1110 = 2252 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 1110 = 2252 votes 1110

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 1199 = 2314 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 1199 = 2314 votes 1199

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 1139 = 2172 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 1139 = 2172 votes 1139

[138] 22: I love your forehead
785 Current Rating: 785 + 872 = 1657 votesCurrent Rating: 785 + 872 = 1657 votes 872

[137] 21: I got banned
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 1027 = 2122 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 1027 = 2122 votes 1027

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1049 Current Rating: 1049 + 913 = 1962 votesCurrent Rating: 1049 + 913 = 1962 votes 913

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 1058 = 2103 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 1058 = 2103 votes 1058

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 1111 = 2177 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 1111 = 2177 votes 1111

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 844 = 1847 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 844 = 1847 votes 844

[132] 13: I just want you to know
878 Current Rating: 878 + 889 = 1767 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 889 = 1767 votes 889

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1050 = 2279 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1050 = 2279 votes 1050

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 989 = 2068 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 989 = 2068 votes 989






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