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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
12533 Current Rating: 12533 + 15005 = 27538 votesCurrent Rating: 12533 + 15005 = 27538 votes 15005

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
3097 Current Rating: 3097 + 2888 = 5985 votesCurrent Rating: 3097 + 2888 = 5985 votes 2888

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 1629 = 3276 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 1629 = 3276 votes 1629

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1071 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1071 = 2185 votes 1071

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1137 = 2339 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1137 = 2339 votes 1137

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 986 = 2029 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 986 = 2029 votes 986

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
988 Current Rating: 988 + 967 = 1955 votesCurrent Rating: 988 + 967 = 1955 votes 967

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 919 = 2077 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 919 = 2077 votes 919

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
1765 Current Rating: 1765 + 1611 = 3376 votesCurrent Rating: 1765 + 1611 = 3376 votes 1611

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1119 = 2292 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1119 = 2292 votes 1119

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2232 Current Rating: 2232 + 2451 = 4683 votesCurrent Rating: 2232 + 2451 = 4683 votes 2451


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1303 = 2943 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1303 = 2943 votes 1303

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 976 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 976 = 2194 votes 976

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2506 Current Rating: 2506 + 3164 = 5670 votesCurrent Rating: 2506 + 3164 = 5670 votes 3164

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1025 = 2128 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1025 = 2128 votes 1025

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1297 Current Rating: 1297 + 1155 = 2452 votesCurrent Rating: 1297 + 1155 = 2452 votes 1155

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
13864 Current Rating: 13864 + 14428 = 28292 votesCurrent Rating: 13864 + 14428 = 28292 votes 14428

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1784 = 3272 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1784 = 3272 votes 1784

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
1438 Current Rating: 1438 + 1431 = 2869 votesCurrent Rating: 1438 + 1431 = 2869 votes 1431

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 1152 = 2350 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 1152 = 2350 votes 1152

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
981 Current Rating: 981 + 867 = 1848 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 867 = 1848 votes 867

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 1202 = 2516 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 1202 = 2516 votes 1202

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3607 Current Rating: 3607 + 4503 = 8110 votesCurrent Rating: 3607 + 4503 = 8110 votes 4503

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1100 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1100 = 2428 votes 1100

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1078 Current Rating: 1078 + 888 = 1966 votesCurrent Rating: 1078 + 888 = 1966 votes 888

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3563 Current Rating: 3563 + 3402 = 6965 votesCurrent Rating: 3563 + 3402 = 6965 votes 3402

[314] 2: What should we do now
1706 Current Rating: 1706 + 1529 = 3235 votesCurrent Rating: 1706 + 1529 = 3235 votes 1529

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 910 = 2007 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 910 = 2007 votes 910


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2180 Current Rating: 2180 + 2321 = 4501 votesCurrent Rating: 2180 + 2321 = 4501 votes 2321

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1555 Current Rating: 1555 + 1403 = 2958 votesCurrent Rating: 1555 + 1403 = 2958 votes 1403

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2277 Current Rating: 2277 + 3082 = 5359 votesCurrent Rating: 2277 + 3082 = 5359 votes 3082

[309] 21: I feel horrible
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1675 = 3363 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1675 = 3363 votes 1675

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3017 Current Rating: 3017 + 4719 = 7736 votesCurrent Rating: 3017 + 4719 = 7736 votes 4719

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1621 Current Rating: 1621 + 1457 = 3078 votesCurrent Rating: 1621 + 1457 = 3078 votes 1457

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1264 = 2800 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1264 = 2800 votes 1264

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 906 = 2031 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 906 = 2031 votes 906

[304] 13: What are you doing?
1663 Current Rating: 1663 + 1523 = 3186 votesCurrent Rating: 1663 + 1523 = 3186 votes 1523

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 920 = 1960 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 920 = 1960 votes 920

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
3814 Current Rating: 3814 + 4383 = 8197 votesCurrent Rating: 3814 + 4383 = 8197 votes 4383

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 999 = 2174 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 999 = 2174 votes 999

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 1133 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 1133 = 2229 votes 1133

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 1227 = 2410 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 1227 = 2410 votes 1227

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2095 Current Rating: 2095 + 1524 = 3619 votesCurrent Rating: 2095 + 1524 = 3619 votes 1524

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1080 = 2375 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1080 = 2375 votes 1080


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 1129 = 2269 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 1129 = 2269 votes 1129

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1562 Current Rating: 1562 + 1681 = 3243 votesCurrent Rating: 1562 + 1681 = 3243 votes 1681

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
711 Current Rating: 711 + 717 = 1428 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 717 = 1428 votes 717

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1146 = 2345 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1146 = 2345 votes 1146

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1341 Current Rating: 1341 + 1717 = 3058 votesCurrent Rating: 1341 + 1717 = 3058 votes 1717

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
858 Current Rating: 858 + 912 = 1770 votesCurrent Rating: 858 + 912 = 1770 votes 912

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 966 = 2005 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 966 = 2005 votes 966

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
889 Current Rating: 889 + 777 = 1666 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 777 = 1666 votes 777

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
690 Current Rating: 690 + 763 = 1453 votesCurrent Rating: 690 + 763 = 1453 votes 763

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
773 Current Rating: 773 + 814 = 1587 votesCurrent Rating: 773 + 814 = 1587 votes 814

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
876 Current Rating: 876 + 989 = 1865 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 989 = 1865 votes 989

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1211 = 2314 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1211 = 2314 votes 1211

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 1125 = 2154 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 1125 = 2154 votes 1125

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
745 Current Rating: 745 + 749 = 1494 votesCurrent Rating: 745 + 749 = 1494 votes 749

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1222 = 2389 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1222 = 2389 votes 1222

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
1516 Current Rating: 1516 + 1501 = 3017 votesCurrent Rating: 1516 + 1501 = 3017 votes 1501

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
854 Current Rating: 854 + 852 = 1706 votesCurrent Rating: 854 + 852 = 1706 votes 852


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
768 Current Rating: 768 + 727 = 1495 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 727 = 1495 votes 727

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
632 Current Rating: 632 + 653 = 1285 votesCurrent Rating: 632 + 653 = 1285 votes 653

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
811 Current Rating: 811 + 764 = 1575 votesCurrent Rating: 811 + 764 = 1575 votes 764

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
809 Current Rating: 809 + 806 = 1615 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 806 = 1615 votes 806

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
980 Current Rating: 980 + 911 = 1891 votesCurrent Rating: 980 + 911 = 1891 votes 911

[274] 24: I am the manager
751 Current Rating: 751 + 725 = 1476 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 725 = 1476 votes 725

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
771 Current Rating: 771 + 768 = 1539 votesCurrent Rating: 771 + 768 = 1539 votes 768

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
794 Current Rating: 794 + 755 = 1549 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 755 = 1549 votes 755

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 951 = 1951 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 951 = 1951 votes 951

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
711 Current Rating: 711 + 791 = 1502 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 791 = 1502 votes 791

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 1034 = 2101 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 1034 = 2101 votes 1034

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 1007 = 2032 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 1007 = 2032 votes 1007

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 1301 = 2544 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 1301 = 2544 votes 1301

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
974 Current Rating: 974 + 968 = 1942 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 968 = 1942 votes 968

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
681 Current Rating: 681 + 758 = 1439 votesCurrent Rating: 681 + 758 = 1439 votes 758

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
742 Current Rating: 742 + 685 = 1427 votesCurrent Rating: 742 + 685 = 1427 votes 685

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
890 Current Rating: 890 + 909 = 1799 votesCurrent Rating: 890 + 909 = 1799 votes 909

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
712 Current Rating: 712 + 652 = 1364 votesCurrent Rating: 712 + 652 = 1364 votes 652


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
862 Current Rating: 862 + 834 = 1696 votesCurrent Rating: 862 + 834 = 1696 votes 834

[260] 29: Wait here
774 Current Rating: 774 + 753 = 1527 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 753 = 1527 votes 753

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
703 Current Rating: 703 + 715 = 1418 votesCurrent Rating: 703 + 715 = 1418 votes 715

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
909 Current Rating: 909 + 921 = 1830 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 921 = 1830 votes 921

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
995 Current Rating: 995 + 980 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 995 + 980 = 1975 votes 980

[256] 23: As my lawyer
777 Current Rating: 777 + 712 = 1489 votesCurrent Rating: 777 + 712 = 1489 votes 712

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 664 = 1702 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 664 = 1702 votes 664

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1049 Current Rating: 1049 + 1023 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 1049 + 1023 = 2072 votes 1023

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
817 Current Rating: 817 + 824 = 1641 votesCurrent Rating: 817 + 824 = 1641 votes 824

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 867 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 867 = 1975 votes 867

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
941 Current Rating: 941 + 809 = 1750 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 809 = 1750 votes 809

[250] 14: Those look heavy
1551 Current Rating: 1551 + 1630 = 3181 votesCurrent Rating: 1551 + 1630 = 3181 votes 1630

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
2864 Current Rating: 2864 + 3039 = 5903 votesCurrent Rating: 2864 + 3039 = 5903 votes 3039

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
929 Current Rating: 929 + 867 = 1796 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 867 = 1796 votes 867

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
795 Current Rating: 795 + 721 = 1516 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 721 = 1516 votes 721

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
775 Current Rating: 775 + 767 = 1542 votesCurrent Rating: 775 + 767 = 1542 votes 767

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1243 = 2571 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1243 = 2571 votes 1243

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2157 Current Rating: 2157 + 2272 = 4429 votesCurrent Rating: 2157 + 2272 = 4429 votes 2272

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
940 Current Rating: 940 + 892 = 1832 votesCurrent Rating: 940 + 892 = 1832 votes 892

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 898 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 898 = 2072 votes 898

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 969 = 1996 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 969 = 1996 votes 969


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 970 = 2015 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 970 = 2015 votes 970

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
900 Current Rating: 900 + 846 = 1746 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 846 = 1746 votes 846

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 904 = 1939 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 904 = 1939 votes 904

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1046 Current Rating: 1046 + 870 = 1916 votesCurrent Rating: 1046 + 870 = 1916 votes 870

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
885 Current Rating: 885 + 863 = 1748 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 863 = 1748 votes 863

[235] 23: My dog died last week
925 Current Rating: 925 + 699 = 1624 votesCurrent Rating: 925 + 699 = 1624 votes 699

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
959 Current Rating: 959 + 921 = 1880 votesCurrent Rating: 959 + 921 = 1880 votes 921

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 750 = 1783 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 750 = 1783 votes 750

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
911 Current Rating: 911 + 888 = 1799 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 888 = 1799 votes 888

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1049 Current Rating: 1049 + 921 = 1970 votesCurrent Rating: 1049 + 921 = 1970 votes 921

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 1016 = 2035 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 1016 = 2035 votes 1016

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
990 Current Rating: 990 + 947 = 1937 votesCurrent Rating: 990 + 947 = 1937 votes 947

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 985 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 985 = 2072 votes 985

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 964 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 964 = 1975 votes 964

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
873 Current Rating: 873 + 864 = 1737 votesCurrent Rating: 873 + 864 = 1737 votes 864

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
815 Current Rating: 815 + 713 = 1528 votesCurrent Rating: 815 + 713 = 1528 votes 713

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1119 Current Rating: 1119 + 891 = 2010 votesCurrent Rating: 1119 + 891 = 2010 votes 891

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3228 Current Rating: 3228 + 3134 = 6362 votesCurrent Rating: 3228 + 3134 = 6362 votes 3134

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
1833 Current Rating: 1833 + 1970 = 3803 votesCurrent Rating: 1833 + 1970 = 3803 votes 1970

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
981 Current Rating: 981 + 912 = 1893 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 912 = 1893 votes 912


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
1905 Current Rating: 1905 + 2081 = 3986 votesCurrent Rating: 1905 + 2081 = 3986 votes 2081

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 904 = 1907 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 904 = 1907 votes 904

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
907 Current Rating: 907 + 781 = 1688 votesCurrent Rating: 907 + 781 = 1688 votes 781

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 889 = 1918 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 889 = 1918 votes 889

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1024 Current Rating: 1024 + 893 = 1917 votesCurrent Rating: 1024 + 893 = 1917 votes 893

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1037 Current Rating: 1037 + 911 = 1948 votesCurrent Rating: 1037 + 911 = 1948 votes 911

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1056 Current Rating: 1056 + 956 = 2012 votesCurrent Rating: 1056 + 956 = 2012 votes 956

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
930 Current Rating: 930 + 717 = 1647 votesCurrent Rating: 930 + 717 = 1647 votes 717

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
891 Current Rating: 891 + 790 = 1681 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 790 = 1681 votes 790

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
779 Current Rating: 779 + 823 = 1602 votesCurrent Rating: 779 + 823 = 1602 votes 823

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 853 = 1861 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 853 = 1861 votes 853

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
978 Current Rating: 978 + 827 = 1805 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 827 = 1805 votes 827

[208] 12: Since we got married
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 886 = 2103 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 886 = 2103 votes 886

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1018 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1018 = 2298 votes 1018

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
2867 Current Rating: 2867 + 3889 = 6756 votesCurrent Rating: 2867 + 3889 = 6756 votes 3889

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
1531 Current Rating: 1531 + 1713 = 3244 votesCurrent Rating: 1531 + 1713 = 3244 votes 1713

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1286 = 2908 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1286 = 2908 votes 1286

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3294 Current Rating: 3294 + 4264 = 7558 votesCurrent Rating: 3294 + 4264 = 7558 votes 4264

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 933 = 2022 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 933 = 2022 votes 933


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1305 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1305 = 2630 votes 1305

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3443 Current Rating: 3443 + 4103 = 7546 votesCurrent Rating: 3443 + 4103 = 7546 votes 4103

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
4461 Current Rating: 4461 + 3695 = 8156 votesCurrent Rating: 4461 + 3695 = 8156 votes 3695

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2542 Current Rating: 2542 + 2191 = 4733 votesCurrent Rating: 2542 + 2191 = 4733 votes 2191

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1811 Current Rating: 1811 + 1304 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1811 + 1304 = 3115 votes 1304

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2115 Current Rating: 2115 + 2194 = 4309 votesCurrent Rating: 2115 + 2194 = 4309 votes 2194

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 1094 = 2275 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 1094 = 2275 votes 1094

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1112 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1112 = 2483 votes 1112

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1110 Current Rating: 1110 + 896 = 2006 votesCurrent Rating: 1110 + 896 = 2006 votes 896

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
1080 Current Rating: 1080 + 917 = 1997 votesCurrent Rating: 1080 + 917 = 1997 votes 917

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
938 Current Rating: 938 + 846 = 1784 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 846 = 1784 votes 846

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
784 Current Rating: 784 + 782 = 1566 votesCurrent Rating: 784 + 782 = 1566 votes 782

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
989 Current Rating: 989 + 788 = 1777 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 788 = 1777 votes 788

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 1081 = 2214 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 1081 = 2214 votes 1081

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
814 Current Rating: 814 + 743 = 1557 votesCurrent Rating: 814 + 743 = 1557 votes 743

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
754 Current Rating: 754 + 637 = 1391 votesCurrent Rating: 754 + 637 = 1391 votes 637

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
833 Current Rating: 833 + 780 = 1613 votesCurrent Rating: 833 + 780 = 1613 votes 780


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1031 Current Rating: 1031 + 961 = 1992 votesCurrent Rating: 1031 + 961 = 1992 votes 961

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
842 Current Rating: 842 + 840 = 1682 votesCurrent Rating: 842 + 840 = 1682 votes 840

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
819 Current Rating: 819 + 805 = 1624 votesCurrent Rating: 819 + 805 = 1624 votes 805

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
703 Current Rating: 703 + 757 = 1460 votesCurrent Rating: 703 + 757 = 1460 votes 757

[180] 24: The good news is that
1058 Current Rating: 1058 + 740 = 1798 votesCurrent Rating: 1058 + 740 = 1798 votes 740

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 783 = 1793 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 783 = 1793 votes 783

[178] 19: My doctor told me
732 Current Rating: 732 + 678 = 1410 votesCurrent Rating: 732 + 678 = 1410 votes 678

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 838 = 1871 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 838 = 1871 votes 838

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
783 Current Rating: 783 + 881 = 1664 votesCurrent Rating: 783 + 881 = 1664 votes 881

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1218 = 2339 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1218 = 2339 votes 1218

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
884 Current Rating: 884 + 812 = 1696 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 812 = 1696 votes 812

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1017 Current Rating: 1017 + 936 = 1953 votesCurrent Rating: 1017 + 936 = 1953 votes 936

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
854 Current Rating: 854 + 735 = 1589 votesCurrent Rating: 854 + 735 = 1589 votes 735

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1061 Current Rating: 1061 + 1040 = 2101 votesCurrent Rating: 1061 + 1040 = 2101 votes 1040

[170] 9: I just had another fight
834 Current Rating: 834 + 722 = 1556 votesCurrent Rating: 834 + 722 = 1556 votes 722

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
905 Current Rating: 905 + 755 = 1660 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 755 = 1660 votes 755

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 907 = 1917 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 907 = 1917 votes 907

[167] 4: Do you know why
795 Current Rating: 795 + 820 = 1615 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 820 = 1615 votes 820

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 1004 = 2134 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 1004 = 2134 votes 1004

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1147 Current Rating: 1147 + 1077 = 2224 votesCurrent Rating: 1147 + 1077 = 2224 votes 1077

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
895 Current Rating: 895 + 874 = 1769 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 874 = 1769 votes 874


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
852 Current Rating: 852 + 727 = 1579 votesCurrent Rating: 852 + 727 = 1579 votes 727

[162] 25: What?
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 960 = 2000 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 960 = 2000 votes 960

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
943 Current Rating: 943 + 916 = 1859 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 916 = 1859 votes 916

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
862 Current Rating: 862 + 882 = 1744 votesCurrent Rating: 862 + 882 = 1744 votes 882

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
933 Current Rating: 933 + 802 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 802 = 1735 votes 802

[158] 19: You look well rested
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 854 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 854 = 1879 votes 854

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 1629 = 3122 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 1629 = 3122 votes 1629

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2006 Current Rating: 2006 + 2113 = 4119 votesCurrent Rating: 2006 + 2113 = 4119 votes 2113

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
996 Current Rating: 996 + 941 = 1937 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 941 = 1937 votes 941

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 1053 = 2063 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 1053 = 2063 votes 1053

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 867 = 1900 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 867 = 1900 votes 867

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
832 Current Rating: 832 + 796 = 1628 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 796 = 1628 votes 796

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1080 Current Rating: 1080 + 990 = 2070 votesCurrent Rating: 1080 + 990 = 2070 votes 990

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1056 Current Rating: 1056 + 1309 = 2365 votesCurrent Rating: 1056 + 1309 = 2365 votes 1309

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 955 = 1966 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 955 = 1966 votes 955

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1365 = 2613 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1365 = 2613 votes 1365

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1074 Current Rating: 1074 + 897 = 1971 votesCurrent Rating: 1074 + 897 = 1971 votes 897

[146] 3: What do women and dog
698 Current Rating: 698 + 725 = 1423 votesCurrent Rating: 698 + 725 = 1423 votes 725

[145] 2: You look happy
926 Current Rating: 926 + 936 = 1862 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 936 = 1862 votes 936

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 1023 = 2041 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 1023 = 2041 votes 1023


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[143] 29: You want to play magic?
899 Current Rating: 899 + 857 = 1756 votesCurrent Rating: 899 + 857 = 1756 votes 857

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
892 Current Rating: 892 + 821 = 1713 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 821 = 1713 votes 821

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 1039 = 2099 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 1039 = 2099 votes 1039

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 1020 = 2022 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 1020 = 2022 votes 1020

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
938 Current Rating: 938 + 1049 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 1049 = 1987 votes 1049

[138] 22: I love your forehead
709 Current Rating: 709 + 789 = 1498 votesCurrent Rating: 709 + 789 = 1498 votes 789

[137] 21: I got banned
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 943 = 1963 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 943 = 1963 votes 943

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
962 Current Rating: 962 + 820 = 1782 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 820 = 1782 votes 820

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
940 Current Rating: 940 + 957 = 1897 votesCurrent Rating: 940 + 957 = 1897 votes 957

[134] 15: What are you watching?
998 Current Rating: 998 + 1050 = 2048 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 1050 = 2048 votes 1050

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
926 Current Rating: 926 + 777 = 1703 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 777 = 1703 votes 777

[132] 13: I just want you to know
806 Current Rating: 806 + 821 = 1627 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 821 = 1627 votes 821

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 1001 = 2107 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 1001 = 2107 votes 1001

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
974 Current Rating: 974 + 929 = 1903 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 929 = 1903 votes 929






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