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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
13110 Current Rating: 13110 + 16352 = 29462 votesCurrent Rating: 13110 + 16352 = 29462 votes 16352

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
3637 Current Rating: 3637 + 3302 = 6939 votesCurrent Rating: 3637 + 3302 = 6939 votes 3302

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
1943 Current Rating: 1943 + 2123 = 4066 votesCurrent Rating: 1943 + 2123 = 4066 votes 2123

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1210 = 2418 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1210 = 2418 votes 1210

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1299 Current Rating: 1299 + 1221 = 2520 votesCurrent Rating: 1299 + 1221 = 2520 votes 1221

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1089 = 2246 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1089 = 2246 votes 1089

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 1045 = 2111 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 1045 = 2111 votes 1045

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 985 = 2214 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 985 = 2214 votes 985

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 1696 = 3553 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 1696 = 3553 votes 1696

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1207 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1207 = 2466 votes 1207

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2336 Current Rating: 2336 + 2566 = 4902 votesCurrent Rating: 2336 + 2566 = 4902 votes 2566


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1392 = 3131 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1392 = 3131 votes 1392

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1058 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1058 = 2366 votes 1058

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2629 Current Rating: 2629 + 3305 = 5934 votesCurrent Rating: 2629 + 3305 = 5934 votes 3305

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1143 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1143 = 2366 votes 1143

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1393 = 2892 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1393 = 2892 votes 1393

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14029 Current Rating: 14029 + 14818 = 28847 votesCurrent Rating: 14029 + 14818 = 28847 votes 14818

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1680 Current Rating: 1680 + 2022 = 3702 votesCurrent Rating: 1680 + 2022 = 3702 votes 2022

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 1736 = 3425 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 1736 = 3425 votes 1736

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1355 = 2699 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1355 = 2699 votes 1355

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1080 Current Rating: 1080 + 942 = 2022 votesCurrent Rating: 1080 + 942 = 2022 votes 942

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1327 = 2748 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1327 = 2748 votes 1327

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3692 Current Rating: 3692 + 4581 = 8273 votesCurrent Rating: 3692 + 4581 = 8273 votes 4581

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1432 Current Rating: 1432 + 1217 = 2649 votesCurrent Rating: 1432 + 1217 = 2649 votes 1217

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 988 = 2157 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 988 = 2157 votes 988

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3665 Current Rating: 3665 + 3497 = 7162 votesCurrent Rating: 3665 + 3497 = 7162 votes 3497

[314] 2: What should we do now
1794 Current Rating: 1794 + 1602 = 3396 votesCurrent Rating: 1794 + 1602 = 3396 votes 1602

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1112 = 2378 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1112 = 2378 votes 1112


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2294 Current Rating: 2294 + 2433 = 4727 votesCurrent Rating: 2294 + 2433 = 4727 votes 2433

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1702 Current Rating: 1702 + 1563 = 3265 votesCurrent Rating: 1702 + 1563 = 3265 votes 1563

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2374 Current Rating: 2374 + 3154 = 5528 votesCurrent Rating: 2374 + 3154 = 5528 votes 3154

[309] 21: I feel horrible
1809 Current Rating: 1809 + 1794 = 3603 votesCurrent Rating: 1809 + 1794 = 3603 votes 1794

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3116 Current Rating: 3116 + 4823 = 7939 votesCurrent Rating: 3116 + 4823 = 7939 votes 4823

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 1573 = 3313 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 1573 = 3313 votes 1573

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1621 Current Rating: 1621 + 1363 = 2984 votesCurrent Rating: 1621 + 1363 = 2984 votes 1363

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 1031 = 2275 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 1031 = 2275 votes 1031

[304] 13: What are you doing?
1838 Current Rating: 1838 + 1681 = 3519 votesCurrent Rating: 1838 + 1681 = 3519 votes 1681

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1011 = 2146 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1011 = 2146 votes 1011

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
3923 Current Rating: 3923 + 4488 = 8411 votesCurrent Rating: 3923 + 4488 = 8411 votes 4488

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1070 = 2341 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1070 = 2341 votes 1070

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 1326 = 2628 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 1326 = 2628 votes 1326

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1283 Current Rating: 1283 + 1357 = 2640 votesCurrent Rating: 1283 + 1357 = 2640 votes 1357

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2144 Current Rating: 2144 + 1580 = 3724 votesCurrent Rating: 2144 + 1580 = 3724 votes 1580

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1397 Current Rating: 1397 + 1223 = 2620 votesCurrent Rating: 1397 + 1223 = 2620 votes 1223


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1207 = 2418 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1207 = 2418 votes 1207

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1645 Current Rating: 1645 + 1770 = 3415 votesCurrent Rating: 1645 + 1770 = 3415 votes 1770

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
800 Current Rating: 800 + 825 = 1625 votesCurrent Rating: 800 + 825 = 1625 votes 825

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1217 = 2476 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1217 = 2476 votes 1217

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1772 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1772 = 3159 votes 1772

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
951 Current Rating: 951 + 982 = 1933 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 982 = 1933 votes 982

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1219 Current Rating: 1219 + 1083 = 2302 votesCurrent Rating: 1219 + 1083 = 2302 votes 1083

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
999 Current Rating: 999 + 857 = 1856 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 857 = 1856 votes 857

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
779 Current Rating: 779 + 863 = 1642 votesCurrent Rating: 779 + 863 = 1642 votes 863

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
869 Current Rating: 869 + 897 = 1766 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 897 = 1766 votes 897

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
935 Current Rating: 935 + 1040 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 1040 = 1975 votes 1040

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1278 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1278 = 2444 votes 1278

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 1208 = 2325 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 1208 = 2325 votes 1208

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
861 Current Rating: 861 + 858 = 1719 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 858 = 1719 votes 858

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1301 = 2570 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1301 = 2570 votes 1301

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
1714 Current Rating: 1714 + 1654 = 3368 votesCurrent Rating: 1714 + 1654 = 3368 votes 1654

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
964 Current Rating: 964 + 954 = 1918 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 954 = 1918 votes 954


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
885 Current Rating: 885 + 865 = 1750 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 865 = 1750 votes 865

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
708 Current Rating: 708 + 725 = 1433 votesCurrent Rating: 708 + 725 = 1433 votes 725

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
894 Current Rating: 894 + 829 = 1723 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 829 = 1723 votes 829

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
892 Current Rating: 892 + 898 = 1790 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 898 = 1790 votes 898

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1030 = 2130 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1030 = 2130 votes 1030

[274] 24: I am the manager
861 Current Rating: 861 + 832 = 1693 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 832 = 1693 votes 832

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
951 Current Rating: 951 + 914 = 1865 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 914 = 1865 votes 914

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
900 Current Rating: 900 + 865 = 1765 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 865 = 1765 votes 865

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1110 = 2343 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1110 = 2343 votes 1110

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
783 Current Rating: 783 + 866 = 1649 votesCurrent Rating: 783 + 866 = 1649 votes 866

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1221 = 2489 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1221 = 2489 votes 1221

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 1119 = 2257 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 1119 = 2257 votes 1119

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1476 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1476 = 2879 votes 1476

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 1046 = 2105 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 1046 = 2105 votes 1046

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
764 Current Rating: 764 + 841 = 1605 votesCurrent Rating: 764 + 841 = 1605 votes 841

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
861 Current Rating: 861 + 781 = 1642 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 781 = 1642 votes 781

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1001 Current Rating: 1001 + 999 = 2000 votesCurrent Rating: 1001 + 999 = 2000 votes 999

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
832 Current Rating: 832 + 778 = 1610 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 778 = 1610 votes 778


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
962 Current Rating: 962 + 919 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 919 = 1881 votes 919

[260] 29: Wait here
914 Current Rating: 914 + 880 = 1794 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 880 = 1794 votes 880

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
859 Current Rating: 859 + 868 = 1727 votesCurrent Rating: 859 + 868 = 1727 votes 868

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 1057 = 2100 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 1057 = 2100 votes 1057

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1062 = 2148 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1062 = 2148 votes 1062

[256] 23: As my lawyer
911 Current Rating: 911 + 841 = 1752 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 841 = 1752 votes 841

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1241 Current Rating: 1241 + 792 = 2033 votesCurrent Rating: 1241 + 792 = 2033 votes 792

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1203 Current Rating: 1203 + 1126 = 2329 votesCurrent Rating: 1203 + 1126 = 2329 votes 1126

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
909 Current Rating: 909 + 920 = 1829 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 920 = 1829 votes 920

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 1102 = 2674 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 1102 = 2674 votes 1102

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 946 = 2195 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 946 = 2195 votes 946

[250] 14: Those look heavy
1738 Current Rating: 1738 + 1979 = 3717 votesCurrent Rating: 1738 + 1979 = 3717 votes 1979

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
3136 Current Rating: 3136 + 3250 = 6386 votesCurrent Rating: 3136 + 3250 = 6386 votes 3250

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1036 Current Rating: 1036 + 944 = 1980 votesCurrent Rating: 1036 + 944 = 1980 votes 944

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
904 Current Rating: 904 + 797 = 1701 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 797 = 1701 votes 797

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
894 Current Rating: 894 + 850 = 1744 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 850 = 1744 votes 850

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1310 = 2711 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1310 = 2711 votes 1310

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2231 Current Rating: 2231 + 2343 = 4574 votesCurrent Rating: 2231 + 2343 = 4574 votes 2343

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1013 Current Rating: 1013 + 965 = 1978 votesCurrent Rating: 1013 + 965 = 1978 votes 965

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1363 Current Rating: 1363 + 955 = 2318 votesCurrent Rating: 1363 + 955 = 2318 votes 955

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1172 = 2436 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1172 = 2436 votes 1172


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1111 = 2326 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1111 = 2326 votes 1111

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
984 Current Rating: 984 + 921 = 1905 votesCurrent Rating: 984 + 921 = 1905 votes 921

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 986 = 2150 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 986 = 2150 votes 986

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 939 = 2070 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 939 = 2070 votes 939

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
954 Current Rating: 954 + 921 = 1875 votesCurrent Rating: 954 + 921 = 1875 votes 921

[235] 23: My dog died last week
989 Current Rating: 989 + 764 = 1753 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 764 = 1753 votes 764

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 1067 = 2165 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 1067 = 2165 votes 1067

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 813 = 1920 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 813 = 1920 votes 813

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
991 Current Rating: 991 + 971 = 1962 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 971 = 1962 votes 971

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 1007 = 2182 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 1007 = 2182 votes 1007

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 1092 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 1092 = 2181 votes 1092

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 1018 = 2085 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 1018 = 2085 votes 1018

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1055 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1055 = 2229 votes 1055

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 1046 = 2134 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 1046 = 2134 votes 1046

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
939 Current Rating: 939 + 939 = 1878 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 939 = 1878 votes 939

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
908 Current Rating: 908 + 803 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 803 = 1711 votes 803

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 979 = 2374 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 979 = 2374 votes 979

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3374 Current Rating: 3374 + 3254 = 6628 votesCurrent Rating: 3374 + 3254 = 6628 votes 3254

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2056 Current Rating: 2056 + 2300 = 4356 votesCurrent Rating: 2056 + 2300 = 4356 votes 2300

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1088 = 2315 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1088 = 2315 votes 1088


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
2897 Current Rating: 2897 + 3073 = 5970 votesCurrent Rating: 2897 + 3073 = 5970 votes 3073

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1050 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1050 = 2205 votes 1050

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 893 = 1976 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 893 = 1976 votes 893

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 987 = 2234 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 987 = 2234 votes 987

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 949 = 2148 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 949 = 2148 votes 949

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1239 Current Rating: 1239 + 1020 = 2259 votesCurrent Rating: 1239 + 1020 = 2259 votes 1020

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1094 = 2404 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1094 = 2404 votes 1094

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1014 Current Rating: 1014 + 783 = 1797 votesCurrent Rating: 1014 + 783 = 1797 votes 783

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
970 Current Rating: 970 + 869 = 1839 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 869 = 1839 votes 869

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
860 Current Rating: 860 + 901 = 1761 votesCurrent Rating: 860 + 901 = 1761 votes 901

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 960 = 2074 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 960 = 2074 votes 960

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 928 = 2016 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 928 = 2016 votes 928

[208] 12: Since we got married
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 981 = 2303 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 981 = 2303 votes 981

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1240 = 2661 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1240 = 2661 votes 1240

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
2977 Current Rating: 2977 + 4026 = 7003 votesCurrent Rating: 2977 + 4026 = 7003 votes 4026

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
1692 Current Rating: 1692 + 2084 = 3776 votesCurrent Rating: 1692 + 2084 = 3776 votes 2084

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1699 Current Rating: 1699 + 1364 = 3063 votesCurrent Rating: 1699 + 1364 = 3063 votes 1364

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3387 Current Rating: 3387 + 4370 = 7757 votesCurrent Rating: 3387 + 4370 = 7757 votes 4370

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1019 = 2207 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1019 = 2207 votes 1019


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1381 = 2776 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1381 = 2776 votes 1381

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3531 Current Rating: 3531 + 4182 = 7713 votesCurrent Rating: 3531 + 4182 = 7713 votes 4182

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
4588 Current Rating: 4588 + 3800 = 8388 votesCurrent Rating: 4588 + 3800 = 8388 votes 3800

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2646 Current Rating: 2646 + 2286 = 4932 votesCurrent Rating: 2646 + 2286 = 4932 votes 2286

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1861 Current Rating: 1861 + 1376 = 3237 votesCurrent Rating: 1861 + 1376 = 3237 votes 1376

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2292 Current Rating: 2292 + 2368 = 4660 votesCurrent Rating: 2292 + 2368 = 4660 votes 2368

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1240 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1240 = 2547 votes 1240

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1398 = 3013 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1398 = 3013 votes 1398

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1085 = 2493 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1085 = 2493 votes 1085

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1178 = 2658 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1178 = 2658 votes 1178

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 992 = 2165 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 992 = 2165 votes 992

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
927 Current Rating: 927 + 884 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 884 = 1811 votes 884

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 914 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 914 = 2072 votes 914

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 1175 = 2395 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 1175 = 2395 votes 1175

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
891 Current Rating: 891 + 826 = 1717 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 826 = 1717 votes 826

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
845 Current Rating: 845 + 716 = 1561 votesCurrent Rating: 845 + 716 = 1561 votes 716

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
907 Current Rating: 907 + 848 = 1755 votesCurrent Rating: 907 + 848 = 1755 votes 848


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 1037 = 2145 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 1037 = 2145 votes 1037

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
921 Current Rating: 921 + 916 = 1837 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 916 = 1837 votes 916

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
880 Current Rating: 880 + 865 = 1745 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 865 = 1745 votes 865

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
798 Current Rating: 798 + 841 = 1639 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 841 = 1639 votes 841

[180] 24: The good news is that
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 850 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 850 = 1987 votes 850

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 862 = 1958 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 862 = 1958 votes 862

[178] 19: My doctor told me
836 Current Rating: 836 + 797 = 1633 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 797 = 1633 votes 797

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1318 Current Rating: 1318 + 979 = 2297 votesCurrent Rating: 1318 + 979 = 2297 votes 979

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
858 Current Rating: 858 + 964 = 1822 votesCurrent Rating: 858 + 964 = 1822 votes 964

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1384 = 2655 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1384 = 2655 votes 1384

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
984 Current Rating: 984 + 880 = 1864 votesCurrent Rating: 984 + 880 = 1864 votes 880

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1089 = 2362 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1089 = 2362 votes 1089

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
977 Current Rating: 977 + 834 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 834 = 1811 votes 834

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1191 = 2522 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1191 = 2522 votes 1191

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 830 = 1838 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 830 = 1838 votes 830

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1057 Current Rating: 1057 + 864 = 1921 votesCurrent Rating: 1057 + 864 = 1921 votes 864

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1084 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1084 = 2413 votes 1084

[167] 4: Do you know why
880 Current Rating: 880 + 902 = 1782 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 902 = 1782 votes 902

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1231 = 2600 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1231 = 2600 votes 1231

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1487 = 2865 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1487 = 2865 votes 1487

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
975 Current Rating: 975 + 939 = 1914 votesCurrent Rating: 975 + 939 = 1914 votes 939


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
911 Current Rating: 911 + 771 = 1682 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 771 = 1682 votes 771

[162] 25: What?
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 1088 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 1088 = 2253 votes 1088

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 1017 = 2110 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 1017 = 2110 votes 1017

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
975 Current Rating: 975 + 988 = 1963 votesCurrent Rating: 975 + 988 = 1963 votes 988

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 907 = 1951 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 907 = 1951 votes 907

[158] 19: You look well rested
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1131 = 2409 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1131 = 2409 votes 1131

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
1788 Current Rating: 1788 + 1923 = 3711 votesCurrent Rating: 1788 + 1923 = 3711 votes 1923

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2141 Current Rating: 2141 + 2246 = 4387 votesCurrent Rating: 2141 + 2246 = 4387 votes 2246

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1133 = 2335 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1133 = 2335 votes 1133

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 1219 = 2402 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 1219 = 2402 votes 1219

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 996 = 2168 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 996 = 2168 votes 996

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
910 Current Rating: 910 + 889 = 1799 votesCurrent Rating: 910 + 889 = 1799 votes 889

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1102 = 2275 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1102 = 2275 votes 1102

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1382 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1382 = 2513 votes 1382

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 1046 = 2168 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 1046 = 2168 votes 1046

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1462 = 2808 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1462 = 2808 votes 1462

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 974 = 2142 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 974 = 2142 votes 974

[146] 3: What do women and dog
763 Current Rating: 763 + 778 = 1541 votesCurrent Rating: 763 + 778 = 1541 votes 778

[145] 2: You look happy
998 Current Rating: 998 + 989 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 989 = 1987 votes 989

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1152 Current Rating: 1152 + 1150 = 2302 votesCurrent Rating: 1152 + 1150 = 2302 votes 1150


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 960 = 1967 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 960 = 1967 votes 960

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 918 = 1925 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 918 = 1925 votes 918

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1125 = 2278 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1125 = 2278 votes 1125

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 1240 = 2389 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 1240 = 2389 votes 1240

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 1168 = 2235 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 1168 = 2235 votes 1168

[138] 22: I love your forehead
806 Current Rating: 806 + 896 = 1702 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 896 = 1702 votes 896

[137] 21: I got banned
1129 Current Rating: 1129 + 1047 = 2176 votesCurrent Rating: 1129 + 1047 = 2176 votes 1047

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 943 = 2026 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 943 = 2026 votes 943

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 1091 = 2164 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 1091 = 2164 votes 1091

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 1132 = 2222 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 1132 = 2222 votes 1132

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 868 = 1890 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 868 = 1890 votes 868

[132] 13: I just want you to know
894 Current Rating: 894 + 899 = 1793 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 899 = 1793 votes 899

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1066 = 2347 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1066 = 2347 votes 1066

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1126 Current Rating: 1126 + 1016 = 2142 votesCurrent Rating: 1126 + 1016 = 2142 votes 1016






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