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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
13618 Current Rating: 13618 + 17477 = 31095 votesCurrent Rating: 13618 + 17477 = 31095 votes 17477

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
4110 Current Rating: 4110 + 3532 = 7642 votesCurrent Rating: 4110 + 3532 = 7642 votes 3532

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
2680 Current Rating: 2680 + 2833 = 5513 votesCurrent Rating: 2680 + 2833 = 5513 votes 2833

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 1379 = 2671 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 1379 = 2671 votes 1379

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1432 Current Rating: 1432 + 1342 = 2774 votesCurrent Rating: 1432 + 1342 = 2774 votes 1342

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1219 = 2508 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1219 = 2508 votes 1219

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1176 = 2376 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1176 = 2376 votes 1176

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1081 = 2398 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1081 = 2398 votes 1081

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2018 Current Rating: 2018 + 1855 = 3873 votesCurrent Rating: 2018 + 1855 = 3873 votes 1855

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1390 Current Rating: 1390 + 1318 = 2708 votesCurrent Rating: 1390 + 1318 = 2708 votes 1318

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2483 Current Rating: 2483 + 2721 = 5204 votesCurrent Rating: 2483 + 2721 = 5204 votes 2721


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1842 Current Rating: 1842 + 1498 = 3340 votesCurrent Rating: 1842 + 1498 = 3340 votes 1498

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 1133 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 1133 = 2513 votes 1133

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2798 Current Rating: 2798 + 3480 = 6278 votesCurrent Rating: 2798 + 3480 = 6278 votes 3480

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1321 = 2728 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1321 = 2728 votes 1321

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1749 Current Rating: 1749 + 1656 = 3405 votesCurrent Rating: 1749 + 1656 = 3405 votes 1656

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14164 Current Rating: 14164 + 15027 = 29191 votesCurrent Rating: 14164 + 15027 = 29191 votes 15027

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1834 Current Rating: 1834 + 2233 = 4067 votesCurrent Rating: 1834 + 2233 = 4067 votes 2233

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
1962 Current Rating: 1962 + 2001 = 3963 votesCurrent Rating: 1962 + 2001 = 3963 votes 2001

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1514 Current Rating: 1514 + 1615 = 3129 votesCurrent Rating: 1514 + 1615 = 3129 votes 1615

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1033 = 2210 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1033 = 2210 votes 1033

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1479 = 3037 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1479 = 3037 votes 1479

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3784 Current Rating: 3784 + 4656 = 8440 votesCurrent Rating: 3784 + 4656 = 8440 votes 4656

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1540 Current Rating: 1540 + 1346 = 2886 votesCurrent Rating: 1540 + 1346 = 2886 votes 1346

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 1064 = 2301 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 1064 = 2301 votes 1064

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3814 Current Rating: 3814 + 3654 = 7468 votesCurrent Rating: 3814 + 3654 = 7468 votes 3654

[314] 2: What should we do now
1862 Current Rating: 1862 + 1671 = 3533 votesCurrent Rating: 1862 + 1671 = 3533 votes 1671

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1448 Current Rating: 1448 + 1319 = 2767 votesCurrent Rating: 1448 + 1319 = 2767 votes 1319


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2456 Current Rating: 2456 + 2591 = 5047 votesCurrent Rating: 2456 + 2591 = 5047 votes 2591

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1807 Current Rating: 1807 + 1672 = 3479 votesCurrent Rating: 1807 + 1672 = 3479 votes 1672

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2440 Current Rating: 2440 + 3218 = 5658 votesCurrent Rating: 2440 + 3218 = 5658 votes 3218

[309] 21: I feel horrible
1997 Current Rating: 1997 + 1981 = 3978 votesCurrent Rating: 1997 + 1981 = 3978 votes 1981

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3208 Current Rating: 3208 + 4922 = 8130 votesCurrent Rating: 3208 + 4922 = 8130 votes 4922

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1831 Current Rating: 1831 + 1666 = 3497 votesCurrent Rating: 1831 + 1666 = 3497 votes 1666

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1682 Current Rating: 1682 + 1424 = 3106 votesCurrent Rating: 1682 + 1424 = 3106 votes 1424

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1171 = 2560 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1171 = 2560 votes 1171

[304] 13: What are you doing?
1968 Current Rating: 1968 + 1823 = 3791 votesCurrent Rating: 1968 + 1823 = 3791 votes 1823

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1113 = 2353 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1113 = 2353 votes 1113

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4049 Current Rating: 4049 + 4607 = 8656 votesCurrent Rating: 4049 + 4607 = 8656 votes 4607

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1423 Current Rating: 1423 + 1206 = 2629 votesCurrent Rating: 1423 + 1206 = 2629 votes 1206

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1467 = 2926 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1467 = 2926 votes 1467

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 1544 = 2998 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 1544 = 2998 votes 1544

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2236 Current Rating: 2236 + 1667 = 3903 votesCurrent Rating: 2236 + 1667 = 3903 votes 1667

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1371 = 2915 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1371 = 2915 votes 1371


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 1320 = 2687 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 1320 = 2687 votes 1320

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1800 Current Rating: 1800 + 1928 = 3728 votesCurrent Rating: 1800 + 1928 = 3728 votes 1928

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
919 Current Rating: 919 + 894 = 1813 votesCurrent Rating: 919 + 894 = 1813 votes 894

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1299 = 2633 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1299 = 2633 votes 1299

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1844 = 3300 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1844 = 3300 votes 1844

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 1087 = 2170 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 1087 = 2170 votes 1087

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 1234 = 2647 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 1234 = 2647 votes 1234

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 950 = 2061 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 950 = 2061 votes 950

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
906 Current Rating: 906 + 996 = 1902 votesCurrent Rating: 906 + 996 = 1902 votes 996

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 1015 = 2015 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 1015 = 2015 votes 1015

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1034 Current Rating: 1034 + 1135 = 2169 votesCurrent Rating: 1034 + 1135 = 2169 votes 1135

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1350 = 2579 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1350 = 2579 votes 1350

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1321 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1321 = 2554 votes 1321

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
957 Current Rating: 957 + 950 = 1907 votesCurrent Rating: 957 + 950 = 1907 votes 950

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 1368 = 2707 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 1368 = 2707 votes 1368

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
1855 Current Rating: 1855 + 1780 = 3635 votesCurrent Rating: 1855 + 1780 = 3635 votes 1780

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 1056 = 2116 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 1056 = 2116 votes 1056


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 981 = 1993 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 981 = 1993 votes 981

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
821 Current Rating: 821 + 839 = 1660 votesCurrent Rating: 821 + 839 = 1660 votes 839

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 952 = 1967 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 952 = 1967 votes 952

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1031 Current Rating: 1031 + 1038 = 2069 votesCurrent Rating: 1031 + 1038 = 2069 votes 1038

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1171 = 2429 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1171 = 2429 votes 1171

[274] 24: I am the manager
976 Current Rating: 976 + 951 = 1927 votesCurrent Rating: 976 + 951 = 1927 votes 951

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 997 = 2041 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 997 = 2041 votes 997

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 1045 = 2120 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 1045 = 2120 votes 1045

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1270 = 2716 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1270 = 2716 votes 1270

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
853 Current Rating: 853 + 931 = 1784 votesCurrent Rating: 853 + 931 = 1784 votes 931

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 1348 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 1348 = 2742 votes 1348

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1287 = 2578 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1287 = 2578 votes 1287

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1610 = 3125 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1610 = 3125 votes 1610

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1129 = 2272 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1129 = 2272 votes 1129

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
882 Current Rating: 882 + 946 = 1828 votesCurrent Rating: 882 + 946 = 1828 votes 946

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
958 Current Rating: 958 + 877 = 1835 votesCurrent Rating: 958 + 877 = 1835 votes 877

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1102 Current Rating: 1102 + 1085 = 2187 votesCurrent Rating: 1102 + 1085 = 2187 votes 1085

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1006 Current Rating: 1006 + 935 = 1941 votesCurrent Rating: 1006 + 935 = 1941 votes 935


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 996 = 2035 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 996 = 2035 votes 996

[260] 29: Wait here
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 1009 = 2056 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 1009 = 2056 votes 1009

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
989 Current Rating: 989 + 980 = 1969 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 980 = 1969 votes 980

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 1186 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 1186 = 2357 votes 1186

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1184 = 2371 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1184 = 2371 votes 1184

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 1001 = 2090 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 1001 = 2090 votes 1001

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 877 = 2249 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 877 = 2249 votes 877

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1239 = 2566 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1239 = 2566 votes 1239

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 1010 = 2020 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 1010 = 2020 votes 1010

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
1901 Current Rating: 1901 + 1258 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1901 + 1258 = 3159 votes 1258

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1180 = 2759 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1180 = 2759 votes 1180

[250] 14: Those look heavy
1888 Current Rating: 1888 + 2294 = 4182 votesCurrent Rating: 1888 + 2294 = 4182 votes 2294

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
3464 Current Rating: 3464 + 3380 = 6844 votesCurrent Rating: 3464 + 3380 = 6844 votes 3380

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1055 = 2227 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1055 = 2227 votes 1055

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 894 = 1920 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 894 = 1920 votes 894

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 955 = 1980 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 955 = 1980 votes 955

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1524 Current Rating: 1524 + 1433 = 2957 votesCurrent Rating: 1524 + 1433 = 2957 votes 1433

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2337 Current Rating: 2337 + 2456 = 4793 votesCurrent Rating: 2337 + 2456 = 4793 votes 2456

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 1135 = 2321 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 1135 = 2321 votes 1135

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1042 = 2617 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1042 = 2617 votes 1042

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1396 = 2888 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1396 = 2888 votes 1396


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1323 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1323 = 2778 votes 1323

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 1046 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 1046 = 2162 votes 1046

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1134 = 2469 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1134 = 2469 votes 1134

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 1023 = 2243 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 1023 = 2243 votes 1023

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 1053 = 2142 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 1053 = 2142 votes 1053

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 873 = 1978 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 873 = 1978 votes 873

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1197 = 2435 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1197 = 2435 votes 1197

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 910 = 2143 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 910 = 2143 votes 910

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 1101 = 2240 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 1101 = 2240 votes 1101

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 1136 = 2475 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 1136 = 2475 votes 1136

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 1196 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 1196 = 2394 votes 1196

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1132 = 2322 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1132 = 2322 votes 1132

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1270 Current Rating: 1270 + 1151 = 2421 votesCurrent Rating: 1270 + 1151 = 2421 votes 1151

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1158 = 2374 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1158 = 2374 votes 1158

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1069 Current Rating: 1069 + 1061 = 2130 votesCurrent Rating: 1069 + 1061 = 2130 votes 1061

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 935 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 935 = 1975 votes 935

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1088 = 2715 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1088 = 2715 votes 1088

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3503 Current Rating: 3503 + 3329 = 6832 votesCurrent Rating: 3503 + 3329 = 6832 votes 3329

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2215 Current Rating: 2215 + 2609 = 4824 votesCurrent Rating: 2215 + 2609 = 4824 votes 2609

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1224 = 2660 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1224 = 2660 votes 1224


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
3989 Current Rating: 3989 + 3889 = 7878 votesCurrent Rating: 3989 + 3889 = 7878 votes 3889

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1181 = 2471 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1181 = 2471 votes 1181

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1042 = 2320 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1042 = 2320 votes 1042

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1088 = 2537 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1088 = 2537 votes 1088

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1056 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1056 = 2444 votes 1056

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1187 = 2674 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1187 = 2674 votes 1187

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1248 = 2760 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1248 = 2760 votes 1248

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1080 Current Rating: 1080 + 840 = 1920 votesCurrent Rating: 1080 + 840 = 1920 votes 840

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 943 = 1990 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 943 = 1990 votes 943

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
983 Current Rating: 983 + 1016 = 1999 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 1016 = 1999 votes 1016

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1103 = 2299 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1103 = 2299 votes 1103

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1106 = 2383 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1106 = 2383 votes 1106

[208] 12: Since we got married
1406 Current Rating: 1406 + 1053 = 2459 votesCurrent Rating: 1406 + 1053 = 2459 votes 1053

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1602 Current Rating: 1602 + 1490 = 3092 votesCurrent Rating: 1602 + 1490 = 3092 votes 1490

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3138 Current Rating: 3138 + 4211 = 7349 votesCurrent Rating: 3138 + 4211 = 7349 votes 4211

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
1912 Current Rating: 1912 + 2403 = 4315 votesCurrent Rating: 1912 + 2403 = 4315 votes 2403

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1792 Current Rating: 1792 + 1454 = 3246 votesCurrent Rating: 1792 + 1454 = 3246 votes 1454

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3521 Current Rating: 3521 + 4515 = 8036 votesCurrent Rating: 3521 + 4515 = 8036 votes 4515

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1153 = 2487 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1153 = 2487 votes 1153


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1497 = 3007 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1497 = 3007 votes 1497

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3691 Current Rating: 3691 + 4348 = 8039 votesCurrent Rating: 3691 + 4348 = 8039 votes 4348

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
4795 Current Rating: 4795 + 3954 = 8749 votesCurrent Rating: 4795 + 3954 = 8749 votes 3954

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2756 Current Rating: 2756 + 2416 = 5172 votesCurrent Rating: 2756 + 2416 = 5172 votes 2416

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1914 Current Rating: 1914 + 1435 = 3349 votesCurrent Rating: 1914 + 1435 = 3349 votes 1435

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2461 Current Rating: 2461 + 2534 = 4995 votesCurrent Rating: 2461 + 2534 = 4995 votes 2534

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1338 = 2736 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1338 = 2736 votes 1338

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 1601 = 3416 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 1601 = 3416 votes 1601

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1639 Current Rating: 1639 + 1312 = 2951 votesCurrent Rating: 1639 + 1312 = 2951 votes 1312

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
1808 Current Rating: 1808 + 1433 = 3241 votesCurrent Rating: 1808 + 1433 = 3241 votes 1433

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 1145 = 2531 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 1145 = 2531 votes 1145

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 1030 = 2117 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 1030 = 2117 votes 1030

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1337 Current Rating: 1337 + 1077 = 2414 votesCurrent Rating: 1337 + 1077 = 2414 votes 1077

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1283 Current Rating: 1283 + 1232 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1283 + 1232 = 2515 votes 1232

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 941 = 1946 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 941 = 1946 votes 941

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
949 Current Rating: 949 + 831 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 831 = 1780 votes 831

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 968 = 2000 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 968 = 2000 votes 968


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1126 = 2316 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1126 = 2316 votes 1126

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1110 = 2210 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1110 = 2210 votes 1110

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1001 Current Rating: 1001 + 988 = 1989 votesCurrent Rating: 1001 + 988 = 1989 votes 988

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
920 Current Rating: 920 + 971 = 1891 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 971 = 1891 votes 971

[180] 24: The good news is that
1255 Current Rating: 1255 + 976 = 2231 votesCurrent Rating: 1255 + 976 = 2231 votes 976

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1032 = 2292 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1032 = 2292 votes 1032

[178] 19: My doctor told me
944 Current Rating: 944 + 900 = 1844 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 900 = 1844 votes 900

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1157 = 2736 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1157 = 2736 votes 1157

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 1097 = 2101 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 1097 = 2101 votes 1097

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1529 = 2949 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1529 = 2949 votes 1529

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 999 = 2113 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 999 = 2113 votes 999

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1269 = 2769 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1269 = 2769 votes 1269

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 962 = 2083 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 962 = 2083 votes 962

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1387 = 2966 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1387 = 2966 votes 1387

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 995 = 2192 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 995 = 2192 votes 995

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1080 = 2292 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1080 = 2292 votes 1080

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1566 Current Rating: 1566 + 1323 = 2889 votesCurrent Rating: 1566 + 1323 = 2889 votes 1323

[167] 4: Do you know why
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 1075 = 2125 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 1075 = 2125 votes 1075

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1499 = 3132 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1499 = 3132 votes 1499

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1577 Current Rating: 1577 + 1845 = 3422 votesCurrent Rating: 1577 + 1845 = 3422 votes 1845

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 1033 = 2122 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 1033 = 2122 votes 1033


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 844 = 1859 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 844 = 1859 votes 844

[162] 25: What?
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1249 = 2571 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1249 = 2571 votes 1249

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1255 Current Rating: 1255 + 1190 = 2445 votesCurrent Rating: 1255 + 1190 = 2445 votes 1190

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 1051 = 2091 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 1051 = 2091 votes 1051

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 977 = 2099 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 977 = 2099 votes 977

[158] 19: You look well rested
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1320 = 2769 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1320 = 2769 votes 1320

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2049 Current Rating: 2049 + 2165 = 4214 votesCurrent Rating: 2049 + 2165 = 4214 votes 2165

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2260 Current Rating: 2260 + 2367 = 4627 votesCurrent Rating: 2260 + 2367 = 4627 votes 2367

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1221 = 2511 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1221 = 2511 votes 1221

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1357 = 2699 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1357 = 2699 votes 1357

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1125 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1125 = 2428 votes 1125

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1034 Current Rating: 1034 + 1012 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 1034 + 1012 = 2046 votes 1012

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1227 = 2501 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1227 = 2501 votes 1227

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1480 = 2711 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1480 = 2711 votes 1480

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1175 = 2434 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1175 = 2434 votes 1175

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1603 = 3075 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1603 = 3075 votes 1603

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1087 = 2377 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1087 = 2377 votes 1087

[146] 3: What do women and dog
871 Current Rating: 871 + 895 = 1766 votesCurrent Rating: 871 + 895 = 1766 votes 895

[145] 2: You look happy
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 1080 = 2169 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 1080 = 2169 votes 1080

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1342 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1342 = 2692 votes 1342


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 1093 = 2234 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 1093 = 2234 votes 1093

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 1045 = 2182 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 1045 = 2182 votes 1045

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1204 = 2429 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1204 = 2429 votes 1204

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1321 Current Rating: 1321 + 1412 = 2733 votesCurrent Rating: 1321 + 1412 = 2733 votes 1412

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1285 = 2491 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1285 = 2491 votes 1285

[138] 22: I love your forehead
894 Current Rating: 894 + 986 = 1880 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 986 = 1880 votes 986

[137] 21: I got banned
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1176 = 2436 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1176 = 2436 votes 1176

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1072 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1072 = 2276 votes 1072

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 1206 = 2397 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 1206 = 2397 votes 1206

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1251 = 2457 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1251 = 2457 votes 1251

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 991 = 2113 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 991 = 2113 votes 991

[132] 13: I just want you to know
979 Current Rating: 979 + 979 = 1958 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 979 = 1958 votes 979

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1450 Current Rating: 1450 + 1146 = 2596 votesCurrent Rating: 1450 + 1146 = 2596 votes 1146

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1172 = 2507 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1172 = 2507 votes 1172






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