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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
18530 Current Rating: 18530 + 22503 = 41033 votesCurrent Rating: 18530 + 22503 = 41033 votes 22503

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
7716 Current Rating: 7716 + 8396 = 16112 votesCurrent Rating: 7716 + 8396 = 16112 votes 8396

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
13899 Current Rating: 13899 + 14815 = 28714 votesCurrent Rating: 13899 + 14815 = 28714 votes 14815

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
3089 Current Rating: 3089 + 2739 = 5828 votesCurrent Rating: 3089 + 2739 = 5828 votes 2739

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
3749 Current Rating: 3749 + 2999 = 6748 votesCurrent Rating: 3749 + 2999 = 6748 votes 2999

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
3583 Current Rating: 3583 + 2936 = 6519 votesCurrent Rating: 3583 + 2936 = 6519 votes 2936

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
3552 Current Rating: 3552 + 2840 = 6392 votesCurrent Rating: 3552 + 2840 = 6392 votes 2840

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
3477 Current Rating: 3477 + 2627 = 6104 votesCurrent Rating: 3477 + 2627 = 6104 votes 2627

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
4804 Current Rating: 4804 + 3979 = 8783 votesCurrent Rating: 4804 + 3979 = 8783 votes 3979

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
3647 Current Rating: 3647 + 2889 = 6536 votesCurrent Rating: 3647 + 2889 = 6536 votes 2889

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
5252 Current Rating: 5252 + 4873 = 10125 votesCurrent Rating: 5252 + 4873 = 10125 votes 4873


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
4103 Current Rating: 4103 + 6087 = 10190 votesCurrent Rating: 4103 + 6087 = 10190 votes 6087

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
3171 Current Rating: 3171 + 2252 = 5423 votesCurrent Rating: 3171 + 2252 = 5423 votes 2252

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
5744 Current Rating: 5744 + 5712 = 11456 votesCurrent Rating: 5744 + 5712 = 11456 votes 5712

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
4330 Current Rating: 4330 + 3616 = 7946 votesCurrent Rating: 4330 + 3616 = 7946 votes 3616

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
4931 Current Rating: 4931 + 4038 = 8969 votesCurrent Rating: 4931 + 4038 = 8969 votes 4038

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
17117 Current Rating: 17117 + 17027 = 34144 votesCurrent Rating: 17117 + 17027 = 34144 votes 17027

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
4174 Current Rating: 4174 + 3855 = 8029 votesCurrent Rating: 4174 + 3855 = 8029 votes 3855

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
7591 Current Rating: 7591 + 7082 = 14673 votesCurrent Rating: 7591 + 7082 = 14673 votes 7082

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
3979 Current Rating: 3979 + 3782 = 7761 votesCurrent Rating: 3979 + 3782 = 7761 votes 3782

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
3195 Current Rating: 3195 + 2414 = 5609 votesCurrent Rating: 3195 + 2414 = 5609 votes 2414

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
4309 Current Rating: 4309 + 3636 = 7945 votesCurrent Rating: 4309 + 3636 = 7945 votes 3636

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
5722 Current Rating: 5722 + 5799 = 11521 votesCurrent Rating: 5722 + 5799 = 11521 votes 5799

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
3595 Current Rating: 3595 + 2811 = 6406 votesCurrent Rating: 3595 + 2811 = 6406 votes 2811

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
3084 Current Rating: 3084 + 2216 = 5300 votesCurrent Rating: 3084 + 2216 = 5300 votes 2216

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
6204 Current Rating: 6204 + 5562 = 11766 votesCurrent Rating: 6204 + 5562 = 11766 votes 5562

[314] 2: What should we do now
3486 Current Rating: 3486 + 2765 = 6251 votesCurrent Rating: 3486 + 2765 = 6251 votes 2765

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
4330 Current Rating: 4330 + 3606 = 7936 votesCurrent Rating: 4330 + 3606 = 7936 votes 3606


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
5385 Current Rating: 5385 + 4816 = 10201 votesCurrent Rating: 5385 + 4816 = 10201 votes 4816

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
3914 Current Rating: 3914 + 3152 = 7066 votesCurrent Rating: 3914 + 3152 = 7066 votes 3152

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
4145 Current Rating: 4145 + 4293 = 8438 votesCurrent Rating: 4145 + 4293 = 8438 votes 4293

[309] 21: I feel horrible
5046 Current Rating: 5046 + 4245 = 9291 votesCurrent Rating: 5046 + 4245 = 9291 votes 4245

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
5375 Current Rating: 5375 + 6488 = 11863 votesCurrent Rating: 5375 + 6488 = 11863 votes 6488

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
3843 Current Rating: 3843 + 3063 = 6906 votesCurrent Rating: 3843 + 3063 = 6906 votes 3063

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
3376 Current Rating: 3376 + 2606 = 5982 votesCurrent Rating: 3376 + 2606 = 5982 votes 2606

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
3770 Current Rating: 3770 + 2900 = 6670 votesCurrent Rating: 3770 + 2900 = 6670 votes 2900

[304] 13: What are you doing?
4404 Current Rating: 4404 + 3674 = 8078 votesCurrent Rating: 4404 + 3674 = 8078 votes 3674

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
3427 Current Rating: 3427 + 2673 = 6100 votesCurrent Rating: 3427 + 2673 = 6100 votes 2673

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
6189 Current Rating: 6189 + 6318 = 12507 votesCurrent Rating: 6189 + 6318 = 12507 votes 6318

[301] 7: Iím from the church
3858 Current Rating: 3858 + 2935 = 6793 votesCurrent Rating: 3858 + 2935 = 6793 votes 2935

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
3926 Current Rating: 3926 + 3313 = 7239 votesCurrent Rating: 3926 + 3313 = 7239 votes 3313

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
4446 Current Rating: 4446 + 3860 = 8306 votesCurrent Rating: 4446 + 3860 = 8306 votes 3860

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
4359 Current Rating: 4359 + 6107 = 10466 votesCurrent Rating: 4359 + 6107 = 10466 votes 6107

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
4289 Current Rating: 4289 + 3397 = 7686 votesCurrent Rating: 4289 + 3397 = 7686 votes 3397


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
3669 Current Rating: 3669 + 2937 = 6606 votesCurrent Rating: 3669 + 2937 = 6606 votes 2937

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
4460 Current Rating: 4460 + 4073 = 8533 votesCurrent Rating: 4460 + 4073 = 8533 votes 4073

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
3099 Current Rating: 3099 + 2118 = 5217 votesCurrent Rating: 3099 + 2118 = 5217 votes 2118

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
3161 Current Rating: 3161 + 2405 = 5566 votesCurrent Rating: 3161 + 2405 = 5566 votes 2405

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
3290 Current Rating: 3290 + 3004 = 6294 votesCurrent Rating: 3290 + 3004 = 6294 votes 3004

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
3438 Current Rating: 3438 + 2857 = 6295 votesCurrent Rating: 3438 + 2857 = 6295 votes 2857

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
3858 Current Rating: 3858 + 2955 = 6813 votesCurrent Rating: 3858 + 2955 = 6813 votes 2955

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
3098 Current Rating: 3098 + 2363 = 5461 votesCurrent Rating: 3098 + 2363 = 5461 votes 2363

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
3520 Current Rating: 3520 + 3036 = 6556 votesCurrent Rating: 3520 + 3036 = 6556 votes 3036

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
3410 Current Rating: 3410 + 2794 = 6204 votesCurrent Rating: 3410 + 2794 = 6204 votes 2794

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
3218 Current Rating: 3218 + 2674 = 5892 votesCurrent Rating: 3218 + 2674 = 5892 votes 2674

[285] 9: Why so sad?
3019 Current Rating: 3019 + 2482 = 5501 votesCurrent Rating: 3019 + 2482 = 5501 votes 2482

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
3535 Current Rating: 3535 + 3098 = 6633 votesCurrent Rating: 3535 + 3098 = 6633 votes 3098

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
3224 Current Rating: 3224 + 2580 = 5804 votesCurrent Rating: 3224 + 2580 = 5804 votes 2580

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 2538 = 5702 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 2538 = 5702 votes 2538

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
4298 Current Rating: 4298 + 3373 = 7671 votesCurrent Rating: 4298 + 3373 = 7671 votes 3373

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
3046 Current Rating: 3046 + 2487 = 5533 votesCurrent Rating: 3046 + 2487 = 5533 votes 2487


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
3305 Current Rating: 3305 + 2616 = 5921 votesCurrent Rating: 3305 + 2616 = 5921 votes 2616

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
3306 Current Rating: 3306 + 2656 = 5962 votesCurrent Rating: 3306 + 2656 = 5962 votes 2656

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
3460 Current Rating: 3460 + 2784 = 6244 votesCurrent Rating: 3460 + 2784 = 6244 votes 2784

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
3642 Current Rating: 3642 + 3108 = 6750 votesCurrent Rating: 3642 + 3108 = 6750 votes 3108

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
3541 Current Rating: 3541 + 2822 = 6363 votesCurrent Rating: 3541 + 2822 = 6363 votes 2822

[274] 24: I am the manager
3232 Current Rating: 3232 + 2613 = 5845 votesCurrent Rating: 3232 + 2613 = 5845 votes 2613

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
2919 Current Rating: 2919 + 2234 = 5153 votesCurrent Rating: 2919 + 2234 = 5153 votes 2234

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
3791 Current Rating: 3791 + 3337 = 7128 votesCurrent Rating: 3791 + 3337 = 7128 votes 3337

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
3957 Current Rating: 3957 + 3033 = 6990 votesCurrent Rating: 3957 + 3033 = 6990 votes 3033

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
2922 Current Rating: 2922 + 2145 = 5067 votesCurrent Rating: 2922 + 2145 = 5067 votes 2145

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
3730 Current Rating: 3730 + 3000 = 6730 votesCurrent Rating: 3730 + 3000 = 6730 votes 3000

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
3928 Current Rating: 3928 + 3345 = 7273 votesCurrent Rating: 3928 + 3345 = 7273 votes 3345

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
3771 Current Rating: 3771 + 3312 = 7083 votesCurrent Rating: 3771 + 3312 = 7083 votes 3312

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
2955 Current Rating: 2955 + 2299 = 5254 votesCurrent Rating: 2955 + 2299 = 5254 votes 2299

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
3292 Current Rating: 3292 + 2673 = 5965 votesCurrent Rating: 3292 + 2673 = 5965 votes 2673

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
3150 Current Rating: 3150 + 2292 = 5442 votesCurrent Rating: 3150 + 2292 = 5442 votes 2292

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
2931 Current Rating: 2931 + 2427 = 5358 votesCurrent Rating: 2931 + 2427 = 5358 votes 2427

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
3860 Current Rating: 3860 + 3153 = 7013 votesCurrent Rating: 3860 + 3153 = 7013 votes 3153


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
2880 Current Rating: 2880 + 2191 = 5071 votesCurrent Rating: 2880 + 2191 = 5071 votes 2191

[260] 29: Wait here
3549 Current Rating: 3549 + 2894 = 6443 votesCurrent Rating: 3549 + 2894 = 6443 votes 2894

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
3574 Current Rating: 3574 + 2866 = 6440 votesCurrent Rating: 3574 + 2866 = 6440 votes 2866

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
3507 Current Rating: 3507 + 2992 = 6499 votesCurrent Rating: 3507 + 2992 = 6499 votes 2992

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
3488 Current Rating: 3488 + 2960 = 6448 votesCurrent Rating: 3488 + 2960 = 6448 votes 2960

[256] 23: As my lawyer
3925 Current Rating: 3925 + 3159 = 7084 votesCurrent Rating: 3925 + 3159 = 7084 votes 3159

[255] 22: Sex is the price
3257 Current Rating: 3257 + 5177 = 8434 votesCurrent Rating: 3257 + 5177 = 8434 votes 5177

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
3405 Current Rating: 3405 + 2650 = 6055 votesCurrent Rating: 3405 + 2650 = 6055 votes 2650

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
3094 Current Rating: 3094 + 2450 = 5544 votesCurrent Rating: 3094 + 2450 = 5544 votes 2450

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
4534 Current Rating: 4534 + 6620 = 11154 votesCurrent Rating: 4534 + 6620 = 11154 votes 6620

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
5443 Current Rating: 5443 + 7503 = 12946 votesCurrent Rating: 5443 + 7503 = 12946 votes 7503

[250] 14: Those look heavy
4651 Current Rating: 4651 + 3970 = 8621 votesCurrent Rating: 4651 + 3970 = 8621 votes 3970

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
7451 Current Rating: 7451 + 8989 = 16440 votesCurrent Rating: 7451 + 8989 = 16440 votes 8989

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
3847 Current Rating: 3847 + 4770 = 8617 votesCurrent Rating: 3847 + 4770 = 8617 votes 4770

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
3138 Current Rating: 3138 + 2321 = 5459 votesCurrent Rating: 3138 + 2321 = 5459 votes 2321

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
3248 Current Rating: 3248 + 2511 = 5759 votesCurrent Rating: 3248 + 2511 = 5759 votes 2511

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
3766 Current Rating: 3766 + 3091 = 6857 votesCurrent Rating: 3766 + 3091 = 6857 votes 3091

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
4727 Current Rating: 4727 + 4100 = 8827 votesCurrent Rating: 4727 + 4100 = 8827 votes 4100

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
3964 Current Rating: 3964 + 3262 = 7226 votesCurrent Rating: 3964 + 3262 = 7226 votes 3262

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 6237 = 9873 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 6237 = 9873 votes 6237

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
4502 Current Rating: 4502 + 3822 = 8324 votesCurrent Rating: 4502 + 3822 = 8324 votes 3822


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
4418 Current Rating: 4418 + 3579 = 7997 votesCurrent Rating: 4418 + 3579 = 7997 votes 3579

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
3719 Current Rating: 3719 + 3014 = 6733 votesCurrent Rating: 3719 + 3014 = 6733 votes 3014

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
3664 Current Rating: 3664 + 2782 = 6446 votesCurrent Rating: 3664 + 2782 = 6446 votes 2782

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
2974 Current Rating: 2974 + 2241 = 5215 votesCurrent Rating: 2974 + 2241 = 5215 votes 2241

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
3495 Current Rating: 3495 + 2779 = 6274 votesCurrent Rating: 3495 + 2779 = 6274 votes 2779

[235] 23: My dog died last week
3404 Current Rating: 3404 + 2516 = 5920 votesCurrent Rating: 3404 + 2516 = 5920 votes 2516

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 3205 = 7042 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 3205 = 7042 votes 3205

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
3414 Current Rating: 3414 + 4418 = 7832 votesCurrent Rating: 3414 + 4418 = 7832 votes 4418

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
3560 Current Rating: 3560 + 2798 = 6358 votesCurrent Rating: 3560 + 2798 = 6358 votes 2798

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
3661 Current Rating: 3661 + 2757 = 6418 votesCurrent Rating: 3661 + 2757 = 6418 votes 2757

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
3441 Current Rating: 3441 + 2889 = 6330 votesCurrent Rating: 3441 + 2889 = 6330 votes 2889

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
3397 Current Rating: 3397 + 2667 = 6064 votesCurrent Rating: 3397 + 2667 = 6064 votes 2667

[228] 10: You have to defend me
3373 Current Rating: 3373 + 2661 = 6034 votesCurrent Rating: 3373 + 2661 = 6034 votes 2661

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
3478 Current Rating: 3478 + 2750 = 6228 votesCurrent Rating: 3478 + 2750 = 6228 votes 2750

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
3427 Current Rating: 3427 + 2797 = 6224 votesCurrent Rating: 3427 + 2797 = 6224 votes 2797

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
3568 Current Rating: 3568 + 2798 = 6366 votesCurrent Rating: 3568 + 2798 = 6366 votes 2798

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
3917 Current Rating: 3917 + 6323 = 10240 votesCurrent Rating: 3917 + 6323 = 10240 votes 6323

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
5434 Current Rating: 5434 + 4487 = 9921 votesCurrent Rating: 5434 + 4487 = 9921 votes 4487

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
4724 Current Rating: 4724 + 4455 = 9179 votesCurrent Rating: 4724 + 4455 = 9179 votes 4455

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
4147 Current Rating: 4147 + 6001 = 10148 votesCurrent Rating: 4147 + 6001 = 10148 votes 6001


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
10090 Current Rating: 10090 + 11613 = 21703 votesCurrent Rating: 10090 + 11613 = 21703 votes 11613

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
3671 Current Rating: 3671 + 2945 = 6616 votesCurrent Rating: 3671 + 2945 = 6616 votes 2945

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
3808 Current Rating: 3808 + 5830 = 9638 votesCurrent Rating: 3808 + 5830 = 9638 votes 5830

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
3568 Current Rating: 3568 + 6303 = 9871 votesCurrent Rating: 3568 + 6303 = 9871 votes 6303

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
3797 Current Rating: 3797 + 5565 = 9362 votesCurrent Rating: 3797 + 5565 = 9362 votes 5565

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
4387 Current Rating: 4387 + 6273 = 10660 votesCurrent Rating: 4387 + 6273 = 10660 votes 6273

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
3997 Current Rating: 3997 + 3056 = 7053 votesCurrent Rating: 3997 + 3056 = 7053 votes 3056

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
2711 Current Rating: 2711 + 1785 = 4496 votesCurrent Rating: 2711 + 1785 = 4496 votes 1785

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
2834 Current Rating: 2834 + 2102 = 4936 votesCurrent Rating: 2834 + 2102 = 4936 votes 2102

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
3531 Current Rating: 3531 + 2850 = 6381 votesCurrent Rating: 3531 + 2850 = 6381 votes 2850

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
3143 Current Rating: 3143 + 2790 = 5933 votesCurrent Rating: 3143 + 2790 = 5933 votes 2790

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
4162 Current Rating: 4162 + 3393 = 7555 votesCurrent Rating: 4162 + 3393 = 7555 votes 3393

[208] 12: Since we got married
3236 Current Rating: 3236 + 4182 = 7418 votesCurrent Rating: 3236 + 4182 = 7418 votes 4182

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
4862 Current Rating: 4862 + 4198 = 9060 votesCurrent Rating: 4862 + 4198 = 9060 votes 4198

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
5882 Current Rating: 5882 + 6288 = 12170 votesCurrent Rating: 5882 + 6288 = 12170 votes 6288

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
4818 Current Rating: 4818 + 4418 = 9236 votesCurrent Rating: 4818 + 4418 = 9236 votes 4418

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
3608 Current Rating: 3608 + 2619 = 6227 votesCurrent Rating: 3608 + 2619 = 6227 votes 2619

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
5899 Current Rating: 5899 + 6438 = 12337 votesCurrent Rating: 5899 + 6438 = 12337 votes 6438

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
3632 Current Rating: 3632 + 2823 = 6455 votesCurrent Rating: 3632 + 2823 = 6455 votes 2823


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
3769 Current Rating: 3769 + 3211 = 6980 votesCurrent Rating: 3769 + 3211 = 6980 votes 3211

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
6266 Current Rating: 6266 + 6439 = 12705 votesCurrent Rating: 6266 + 6439 = 12705 votes 6439

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
7612 Current Rating: 7612 + 7967 = 15579 votesCurrent Rating: 7612 + 7967 = 15579 votes 7967

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
5084 Current Rating: 5084 + 6091 = 11175 votesCurrent Rating: 5084 + 6091 = 11175 votes 6091

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
3515 Current Rating: 3515 + 4505 = 8020 votesCurrent Rating: 3515 + 4505 = 8020 votes 4505

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
5472 Current Rating: 5472 + 4760 = 10232 votesCurrent Rating: 5472 + 4760 = 10232 votes 4760

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
3177 Current Rating: 3177 + 2587 = 5764 votesCurrent Rating: 3177 + 2587 = 5764 votes 2587

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
4467 Current Rating: 4467 + 4560 = 9027 votesCurrent Rating: 4467 + 4560 = 9027 votes 4560

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
3987 Current Rating: 3987 + 3226 = 7213 votesCurrent Rating: 3987 + 3226 = 7213 votes 3226

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
5012 Current Rating: 5012 + 8750 = 13762 votesCurrent Rating: 5012 + 8750 = 13762 votes 8750

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
3931 Current Rating: 3931 + 5859 = 9790 votesCurrent Rating: 3931 + 5859 = 9790 votes 5859

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
3534 Current Rating: 3534 + 2895 = 6429 votesCurrent Rating: 3534 + 2895 = 6429 votes 2895

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
3946 Current Rating: 3946 + 3009 = 6955 votesCurrent Rating: 3946 + 3009 = 6955 votes 3009

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 2273 = 5212 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 2273 = 5212 votes 2273

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
3374 Current Rating: 3374 + 2669 = 6043 votesCurrent Rating: 3374 + 2669 = 6043 votes 2669

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
3208 Current Rating: 3208 + 2467 = 5675 votesCurrent Rating: 3208 + 2467 = 5675 votes 2467

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
3464 Current Rating: 3464 + 2863 = 6327 votesCurrent Rating: 3464 + 2863 = 6327 votes 2863


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
3124 Current Rating: 3124 + 2490 = 5614 votesCurrent Rating: 3124 + 2490 = 5614 votes 2490

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
4040 Current Rating: 4040 + 3489 = 7529 votesCurrent Rating: 4040 + 3489 = 7529 votes 3489

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
3476 Current Rating: 3476 + 2806 = 6282 votesCurrent Rating: 3476 + 2806 = 6282 votes 2806

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
3290 Current Rating: 3290 + 2724 = 6014 votesCurrent Rating: 3290 + 2724 = 6014 votes 2724

[180] 24: The good news is that
3526 Current Rating: 3526 + 2664 = 6190 votesCurrent Rating: 3526 + 2664 = 6190 votes 2664

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
4030 Current Rating: 4030 + 3266 = 7296 votesCurrent Rating: 4030 + 3266 = 7296 votes 3266

[178] 19: My doctor told me
3235 Current Rating: 3235 + 2470 = 5705 votesCurrent Rating: 3235 + 2470 = 5705 votes 2470

[177] 18: As my lawyer
4368 Current Rating: 4368 + 5966 = 10334 votesCurrent Rating: 4368 + 5966 = 10334 votes 5966

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
3449 Current Rating: 3449 + 2813 = 6262 votesCurrent Rating: 3449 + 2813 = 6262 votes 2813

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
3864 Current Rating: 3864 + 3392 = 7256 votesCurrent Rating: 3864 + 3392 = 7256 votes 3392

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
3515 Current Rating: 3515 + 2667 = 6182 votesCurrent Rating: 3515 + 2667 = 6182 votes 2667

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
4014 Current Rating: 4014 + 3098 = 7112 votesCurrent Rating: 4014 + 3098 = 7112 votes 3098

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
3522 Current Rating: 3522 + 2885 = 6407 votesCurrent Rating: 3522 + 2885 = 6407 votes 2885

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
4849 Current Rating: 4849 + 6760 = 11609 votesCurrent Rating: 4849 + 6760 = 11609 votes 6760

[170] 9: I just had another fight
3852 Current Rating: 3852 + 3046 = 6898 votesCurrent Rating: 3852 + 3046 = 6898 votes 3046

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
3589 Current Rating: 3589 + 3285 = 6874 votesCurrent Rating: 3589 + 3285 = 6874 votes 3285

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
4029 Current Rating: 4029 + 3177 = 7206 votesCurrent Rating: 4029 + 3177 = 7206 votes 3177

[167] 4: Do you know why
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 3380 = 7408 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 3380 = 7408 votes 3380

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
4933 Current Rating: 4933 + 4024 = 8957 votesCurrent Rating: 4933 + 4024 = 8957 votes 4024

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
4149 Current Rating: 4149 + 4142 = 8291 votesCurrent Rating: 4149 + 4142 = 8291 votes 4142

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
3231 Current Rating: 3231 + 2584 = 5815 votesCurrent Rating: 3231 + 2584 = 5815 votes 2584


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
2893 Current Rating: 2893 + 2098 = 4991 votesCurrent Rating: 2893 + 2098 = 4991 votes 2098

[162] 25: What?
4002 Current Rating: 4002 + 3373 = 7375 votesCurrent Rating: 4002 + 3373 = 7375 votes 3373

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
3734 Current Rating: 3734 + 3146 = 6880 votesCurrent Rating: 3734 + 3146 = 6880 votes 3146

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
2792 Current Rating: 2792 + 2209 = 5001 votesCurrent Rating: 2792 + 2209 = 5001 votes 2209

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
2956 Current Rating: 2956 + 2096 = 5052 votesCurrent Rating: 2956 + 2096 = 5052 votes 2096

[158] 19: You look well rested
3757 Current Rating: 3757 + 3003 = 6760 votesCurrent Rating: 3757 + 3003 = 6760 votes 3003

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
5074 Current Rating: 5074 + 4473 = 9547 votesCurrent Rating: 5074 + 4473 = 9547 votes 4473

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
4390 Current Rating: 4390 + 3863 = 8253 votesCurrent Rating: 4390 + 3863 = 8253 votes 3863

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
3071 Current Rating: 3071 + 2323 = 5394 votesCurrent Rating: 3071 + 2323 = 5394 votes 2323

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
3245 Current Rating: 3245 + 2563 = 5808 votesCurrent Rating: 3245 + 2563 = 5808 votes 2563

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
3568 Current Rating: 3568 + 2770 = 6338 votesCurrent Rating: 3568 + 2770 = 6338 votes 2770

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
3457 Current Rating: 3457 + 2854 = 6311 votesCurrent Rating: 3457 + 2854 = 6311 votes 2854

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
3363 Current Rating: 3363 + 2653 = 6016 votesCurrent Rating: 3363 + 2653 = 6016 votes 2653

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
3357 Current Rating: 3357 + 2882 = 6239 votesCurrent Rating: 3357 + 2882 = 6239 votes 2882

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
3626 Current Rating: 3626 + 2918 = 6544 votesCurrent Rating: 3626 + 2918 = 6544 votes 2918

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
3748 Current Rating: 3748 + 3350 = 7098 votesCurrent Rating: 3748 + 3350 = 7098 votes 3350

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
3480 Current Rating: 3480 + 2640 = 6120 votesCurrent Rating: 3480 + 2640 = 6120 votes 2640

[146] 3: What do women and dog
3015 Current Rating: 3015 + 2417 = 5432 votesCurrent Rating: 3015 + 2417 = 5432 votes 2417

[145] 2: You look happy
2955 Current Rating: 2955 + 2234 = 5189 votesCurrent Rating: 2955 + 2234 = 5189 votes 2234

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
4263 Current Rating: 4263 + 3699 = 7962 votesCurrent Rating: 4263 + 3699 = 7962 votes 3699


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
3483 Current Rating: 3483 + 2801 = 6284 votesCurrent Rating: 3483 + 2801 = 6284 votes 2801

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
3530 Current Rating: 3530 + 2767 = 6297 votesCurrent Rating: 3530 + 2767 = 6297 votes 2767

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
3010 Current Rating: 3010 + 2424 = 5434 votesCurrent Rating: 3010 + 2424 = 5434 votes 2424

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
4212 Current Rating: 4212 + 3627 = 7839 votesCurrent Rating: 4212 + 3627 = 7839 votes 3627

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
3545 Current Rating: 3545 + 2943 = 6488 votesCurrent Rating: 3545 + 2943 = 6488 votes 2943

[138] 22: I love your forehead
2956 Current Rating: 2956 + 2438 = 5394 votesCurrent Rating: 2956 + 2438 = 5394 votes 2438

[137] 21: I got banned
3582 Current Rating: 3582 + 2834 = 6416 votesCurrent Rating: 3582 + 2834 = 6416 votes 2834

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
3424 Current Rating: 3424 + 2741 = 6165 votesCurrent Rating: 3424 + 2741 = 6165 votes 2741

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
3535 Current Rating: 3535 + 2982 = 6517 votesCurrent Rating: 3535 + 2982 = 6517 votes 2982

[134] 15: What are you watching?
3552 Current Rating: 3552 + 2870 = 6422 votesCurrent Rating: 3552 + 2870 = 6422 votes 2870

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
3210 Current Rating: 3210 + 2371 = 5581 votesCurrent Rating: 3210 + 2371 = 5581 votes 2371

[132] 13: I just want you to know
2854 Current Rating: 2854 + 2221 = 5075 votesCurrent Rating: 2854 + 2221 = 5075 votes 2221

[131] 12: I just read that the female
3516 Current Rating: 3516 + 6319 = 9835 votesCurrent Rating: 3516 + 6319 = 9835 votes 6319

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 2971 = 6797 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 2971 = 6797 votes 2971






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