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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
13780 Current Rating: 13780 + 18096 = 31876 votesCurrent Rating: 13780 + 18096 = 31876 votes 18096

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
4291 Current Rating: 4291 + 3647 = 7938 votesCurrent Rating: 4291 + 3647 = 7938 votes 3647

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
3294 Current Rating: 3294 + 3387 = 6681 votesCurrent Rating: 3294 + 3387 = 6681 votes 3387

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1341 Current Rating: 1341 + 1468 = 2809 votesCurrent Rating: 1341 + 1468 = 2809 votes 1468

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1524 Current Rating: 1524 + 1427 = 2951 votesCurrent Rating: 1524 + 1427 = 2951 votes 1427

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1320 = 2708 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1320 = 2708 votes 1320

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1270 = 2568 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1270 = 2568 votes 1270

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 1153 = 2537 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 1153 = 2537 votes 1153

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2143 Current Rating: 2143 + 1978 = 4121 votesCurrent Rating: 2143 + 1978 = 4121 votes 1978

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1403 = 2889 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1403 = 2889 votes 1403

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2594 Current Rating: 2594 + 2840 = 5434 votesCurrent Rating: 2594 + 2840 = 5434 votes 2840


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1929 Current Rating: 1929 + 1574 = 3503 votesCurrent Rating: 1929 + 1574 = 3503 votes 1574

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1182 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1182 = 2612 votes 1182

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2938 Current Rating: 2938 + 3615 = 6553 votesCurrent Rating: 2938 + 3615 = 6553 votes 3615

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1542 Current Rating: 1542 + 1466 = 3008 votesCurrent Rating: 1542 + 1466 = 3008 votes 1466

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1926 Current Rating: 1926 + 1825 = 3751 votesCurrent Rating: 1926 + 1825 = 3751 votes 1825

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14263 Current Rating: 14263 + 15153 = 29416 votesCurrent Rating: 14263 + 15153 = 29416 votes 15153

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1946 Current Rating: 1946 + 2341 = 4287 votesCurrent Rating: 1946 + 2341 = 4287 votes 2341

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
2374 Current Rating: 2374 + 2265 = 4639 votesCurrent Rating: 2374 + 2265 = 4639 votes 2265

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1639 Current Rating: 1639 + 1802 = 3441 votesCurrent Rating: 1639 + 1802 = 3441 votes 1802

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1245 Current Rating: 1245 + 1099 = 2344 votesCurrent Rating: 1245 + 1099 = 2344 votes 1099

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1674 Current Rating: 1674 + 1603 = 3277 votesCurrent Rating: 1674 + 1603 = 3277 votes 1603

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3869 Current Rating: 3869 + 4705 = 8574 votesCurrent Rating: 3869 + 4705 = 8574 votes 4705

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1431 = 3053 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1431 = 3053 votes 1431

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1286 Current Rating: 1286 + 1118 = 2404 votesCurrent Rating: 1286 + 1118 = 2404 votes 1118

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3928 Current Rating: 3928 + 3777 = 7705 votesCurrent Rating: 3928 + 3777 = 7705 votes 3777

[314] 2: What should we do now
1904 Current Rating: 1904 + 1715 = 3619 votesCurrent Rating: 1904 + 1715 = 3619 votes 1715

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1595 Current Rating: 1595 + 1464 = 3059 votesCurrent Rating: 1595 + 1464 = 3059 votes 1464


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2583 Current Rating: 2583 + 2715 = 5298 votesCurrent Rating: 2583 + 2715 = 5298 votes 2715

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1882 Current Rating: 1882 + 1748 = 3630 votesCurrent Rating: 1882 + 1748 = 3630 votes 1748

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2484 Current Rating: 2484 + 3261 = 5745 votesCurrent Rating: 2484 + 3261 = 5745 votes 3261

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2149 Current Rating: 2149 + 2118 = 4267 votesCurrent Rating: 2149 + 2118 = 4267 votes 2118

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3277 Current Rating: 3277 + 5001 = 8278 votesCurrent Rating: 3277 + 5001 = 8278 votes 5001

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1899 Current Rating: 1899 + 1733 = 3632 votesCurrent Rating: 1899 + 1733 = 3632 votes 1733

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1723 Current Rating: 1723 + 1465 = 3188 votesCurrent Rating: 1723 + 1465 = 3188 votes 1465

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1269 = 2760 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1269 = 2760 votes 1269

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2070 Current Rating: 2070 + 1926 = 3996 votesCurrent Rating: 2070 + 1926 = 3996 votes 1926

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1189 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1189 = 2504 votes 1189

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4147 Current Rating: 4147 + 4714 = 8861 votesCurrent Rating: 4147 + 4714 = 8861 votes 4714

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1304 = 2832 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1304 = 2832 votes 1304

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1556 Current Rating: 1556 + 1568 = 3124 votesCurrent Rating: 1556 + 1568 = 3124 votes 1568

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1678 = 3262 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1678 = 3262 votes 1678

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2302 Current Rating: 2302 + 1738 = 4040 votesCurrent Rating: 2302 + 1738 = 4040 votes 1738

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1664 Current Rating: 1664 + 1488 = 3152 votesCurrent Rating: 1664 + 1488 = 3152 votes 1488


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1406 = 2859 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1406 = 2859 votes 1406

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1918 Current Rating: 1918 + 2056 = 3974 votesCurrent Rating: 1918 + 2056 = 3974 votes 2056

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 946 = 1953 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 946 = 1953 votes 946

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1349 = 2736 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1349 = 2736 votes 1349

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1517 Current Rating: 1517 + 1901 = 3418 votesCurrent Rating: 1517 + 1901 = 3418 votes 1901

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 1193 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 1193 = 2369 votes 1193

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1323 = 2870 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1323 = 2870 votes 1323

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1185 Current Rating: 1185 + 1031 = 2216 votesCurrent Rating: 1185 + 1031 = 2216 votes 1031

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 1099 = 2108 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 1099 = 2108 votes 1099

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 1120 = 2233 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 1120 = 2233 votes 1120

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1212 = 2319 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1212 = 2319 votes 1212

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1398 = 2675 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1398 = 2675 votes 1398

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1414 = 2724 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1414 = 2724 votes 1414

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 1021 = 2053 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 1021 = 2053 votes 1021

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1414 = 2805 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1414 = 2805 votes 1414

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
1976 Current Rating: 1976 + 1863 = 3839 votesCurrent Rating: 1976 + 1863 = 3839 votes 1863

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1123 Current Rating: 1123 + 1131 = 2254 votesCurrent Rating: 1123 + 1131 = 2254 votes 1131


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1076 = 2190 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1076 = 2190 votes 1076

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
913 Current Rating: 913 + 933 = 1846 votesCurrent Rating: 913 + 933 = 1846 votes 933

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 1056 = 2173 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 1056 = 2173 votes 1056

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1147 Current Rating: 1147 + 1158 = 2305 votesCurrent Rating: 1147 + 1158 = 2305 votes 1158

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1271 = 2639 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1271 = 2639 votes 1271

[274] 24: I am the manager
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 1025 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 1025 = 2072 votes 1025

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 1057 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 1057 = 2162 votes 1057

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 1188 = 2398 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 1188 = 2398 votes 1188

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1580 Current Rating: 1580 + 1367 = 2947 votesCurrent Rating: 1580 + 1367 = 2947 votes 1367

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
902 Current Rating: 902 + 975 = 1877 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 975 = 1877 votes 975

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1485 Current Rating: 1485 + 1433 = 2918 votesCurrent Rating: 1485 + 1433 = 2918 votes 1433

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1417 Current Rating: 1417 + 1420 = 2837 votesCurrent Rating: 1417 + 1420 = 2837 votes 1420

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 1698 = 3297 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 1698 = 3297 votes 1698

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 1180 = 2375 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 1180 = 2375 votes 1180

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
970 Current Rating: 970 + 1033 = 2003 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 1033 = 2003 votes 1033

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 938 = 1965 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 938 = 1965 votes 938

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1160 Current Rating: 1160 + 1158 = 2318 votesCurrent Rating: 1160 + 1158 = 2318 votes 1158

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1076 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1076 = 2229 votes 1076


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 1045 = 2128 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 1045 = 2128 votes 1045

[260] 29: Wait here
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 1124 = 2286 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 1124 = 2286 votes 1124

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1099 Current Rating: 1099 + 1078 = 2177 votesCurrent Rating: 1099 + 1078 = 2177 votes 1078

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1293 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1293 = 2554 votes 1293

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1274 = 2535 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1274 = 2535 votes 1274

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1131 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1131 = 2360 votes 1131

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 934 = 2363 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 934 = 2363 votes 934

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1317 = 2718 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1317 = 2718 votes 1317

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1084 Current Rating: 1084 + 1078 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1084 + 1078 = 2162 votes 1078

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
2056 Current Rating: 2056 + 1343 = 3399 votesCurrent Rating: 2056 + 1343 = 3399 votes 1343

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 1355 = 3312 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 1355 = 3312 votes 1355

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2041 Current Rating: 2041 + 2393 = 4434 votesCurrent Rating: 2041 + 2393 = 4434 votes 2393

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
3600 Current Rating: 3600 + 3484 = 7084 votesCurrent Rating: 3600 + 3484 = 7084 votes 3484

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1144 = 2410 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1144 = 2410 votes 1144

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 965 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 965 = 2072 votes 965

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1036 = 2148 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1036 = 2148 votes 1036

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1621 Current Rating: 1621 + 1524 = 3145 votesCurrent Rating: 1621 + 1524 = 3145 votes 1524

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2424 Current Rating: 2424 + 2536 = 4960 votesCurrent Rating: 2424 + 2536 = 4960 votes 2536

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1266 = 2581 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1266 = 2581 votes 1266

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1110 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1110 = 2794 votes 1110

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1672 Current Rating: 1672 + 1566 = 3238 votesCurrent Rating: 1672 + 1566 = 3238 votes 1566


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1485 = 3111 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1485 = 3111 votes 1485

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1159 = 2385 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1159 = 2385 votes 1159

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1225 = 2674 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1225 = 2674 votes 1225

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1087 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1087 = 2360 votes 1087

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1150 = 2338 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1150 = 2338 votes 1150

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 955 = 2142 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 955 = 2142 votes 955

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1352 Current Rating: 1352 + 1307 = 2659 votesCurrent Rating: 1352 + 1307 = 2659 votes 1307

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 978 = 2281 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 978 = 2281 votes 978

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1205 = 2445 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1205 = 2445 votes 1205

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1219 = 2652 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1219 = 2652 votes 1219

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1280 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1280 = 2554 votes 1280

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1215 = 2484 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1215 = 2484 votes 1215

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1345 Current Rating: 1345 + 1223 = 2568 votesCurrent Rating: 1345 + 1223 = 2568 votes 1223

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1247 = 2551 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1247 = 2551 votes 1247

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 1160 = 2321 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 1160 = 2321 votes 1160

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1145 Current Rating: 1145 + 1031 = 2176 votesCurrent Rating: 1145 + 1031 = 2176 votes 1031

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1722 Current Rating: 1722 + 1152 = 2874 votesCurrent Rating: 1722 + 1152 = 2874 votes 1152

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3567 Current Rating: 3567 + 3382 = 6949 votesCurrent Rating: 3567 + 3382 = 6949 votes 3382

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2343 Current Rating: 2343 + 2734 = 5077 votesCurrent Rating: 2343 + 2734 = 5077 votes 2734

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1602 Current Rating: 1602 + 1326 = 2928 votesCurrent Rating: 1602 + 1326 = 2928 votes 1326


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
4638 Current Rating: 4638 + 4265 = 8903 votesCurrent Rating: 4638 + 4265 = 8903 votes 4265

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1271 = 2656 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1271 = 2656 votes 1271

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1142 = 2540 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1142 = 2540 votes 1142

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1151 = 2679 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1151 = 2679 votes 1151

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1134 = 2613 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1134 = 2613 votes 1134

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1314 = 2940 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1314 = 2940 votes 1314

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1349 = 2963 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1349 = 2963 votes 1349

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 867 = 1981 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 867 = 1981 votes 867

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 989 = 2085 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 989 = 2085 votes 989

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 1109 = 2196 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 1109 = 2196 votes 1109

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 1229 = 2476 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 1229 = 2476 votes 1229

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1417 Current Rating: 1417 + 1244 = 2661 votesCurrent Rating: 1417 + 1244 = 2661 votes 1244

[208] 12: Since we got married
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 1101 = 2561 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 1101 = 2561 votes 1101

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1766 Current Rating: 1766 + 1690 = 3456 votesCurrent Rating: 1766 + 1690 = 3456 votes 1690

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3269 Current Rating: 3269 + 4337 = 7606 votesCurrent Rating: 3269 + 4337 = 7606 votes 4337

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
2141 Current Rating: 2141 + 2580 = 4721 votesCurrent Rating: 2141 + 2580 = 4721 votes 2580

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1848 Current Rating: 1848 + 1508 = 3356 votesCurrent Rating: 1848 + 1508 = 3356 votes 1508

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3630 Current Rating: 3630 + 4624 = 8254 votesCurrent Rating: 3630 + 4624 = 8254 votes 4624

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1253 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1253 = 2689 votes 1253


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 1590 = 3183 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 1590 = 3183 votes 1590

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3817 Current Rating: 3817 + 4476 = 8293 votesCurrent Rating: 3817 + 4476 = 8293 votes 4476

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
4935 Current Rating: 4935 + 4080 = 9015 votesCurrent Rating: 4935 + 4080 = 9015 votes 4080

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2845 Current Rating: 2845 + 2512 = 5357 votesCurrent Rating: 2845 + 2512 = 5357 votes 2512

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1948 Current Rating: 1948 + 1473 = 3421 votesCurrent Rating: 1948 + 1473 = 3421 votes 1473

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2598 Current Rating: 2598 + 2671 = 5269 votesCurrent Rating: 2598 + 2671 = 5269 votes 2671

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 1401 = 2848 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 1401 = 2848 votes 1401

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1939 Current Rating: 1939 + 1733 = 3672 votesCurrent Rating: 1939 + 1733 = 3672 votes 1733

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1786 Current Rating: 1786 + 1473 = 3259 votesCurrent Rating: 1786 + 1473 = 3259 votes 1473

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
2004 Current Rating: 2004 + 1557 = 3561 votesCurrent Rating: 2004 + 1557 = 3561 votes 1557

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1228 = 2756 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1228 = 2756 votes 1228

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1153 = 2362 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1153 = 2362 votes 1153

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1458 Current Rating: 1458 + 1196 = 2654 votesCurrent Rating: 1458 + 1196 = 2654 votes 1196

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1267 = 2589 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1267 = 2589 votes 1267

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1036 = 2136 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1036 = 2136 votes 1036

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1034 Current Rating: 1034 + 915 = 1949 votesCurrent Rating: 1034 + 915 = 1949 votes 915

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1129 Current Rating: 1129 + 1063 = 2192 votesCurrent Rating: 1129 + 1063 = 2192 votes 1063


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 1187 = 2429 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 1187 = 2429 votes 1187

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1234 = 2457 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1234 = 2457 votes 1234

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 1094 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 1094 = 2202 votes 1094

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 1064 = 2075 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 1064 = 2075 votes 1064

[180] 24: The good news is that
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1067 = 2410 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1067 = 2410 votes 1067

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1186 = 2584 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1186 = 2584 votes 1186

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 976 = 2002 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 976 = 2002 votes 976

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1735 Current Rating: 1735 + 1254 = 2989 votesCurrent Rating: 1735 + 1254 = 2989 votes 1254

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1193 = 2296 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1193 = 2296 votes 1193

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1650 = 3180 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1650 = 3180 votes 1650

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1092 = 2294 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1092 = 2294 votes 1092

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1642 Current Rating: 1642 + 1380 = 3022 votesCurrent Rating: 1642 + 1380 = 3022 votes 1380

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 1082 = 2304 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 1082 = 2304 votes 1082

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1767 Current Rating: 1767 + 1534 = 3301 votesCurrent Rating: 1767 + 1534 = 3301 votes 1534

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1337 Current Rating: 1337 + 1122 = 2459 votesCurrent Rating: 1337 + 1122 = 2459 votes 1122

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1256 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1256 = 2575 votes 1256

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1735 Current Rating: 1735 + 1479 = 3214 votesCurrent Rating: 1735 + 1479 = 3214 votes 1479

[167] 4: Do you know why
1203 Current Rating: 1203 + 1219 = 2422 votesCurrent Rating: 1203 + 1219 = 2422 votes 1219

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1819 Current Rating: 1819 + 1684 = 3503 votesCurrent Rating: 1819 + 1684 = 3503 votes 1684

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1713 Current Rating: 1713 + 2055 = 3768 votesCurrent Rating: 1713 + 2055 = 3768 votes 2055

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1125 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1125 = 2295 votes 1125


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 905 = 1991 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 905 = 1991 votes 905

[162] 25: What?
1451 Current Rating: 1451 + 1377 = 2828 votesCurrent Rating: 1451 + 1377 = 2828 votes 1377

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1356 Current Rating: 1356 + 1319 = 2675 votesCurrent Rating: 1356 + 1319 = 2675 votes 1319

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1082 Current Rating: 1082 + 1090 = 2172 votesCurrent Rating: 1082 + 1090 = 2172 votes 1090

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1026 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1026 = 2194 votes 1026

[158] 19: You look well rested
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1440 = 3015 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1440 = 3015 votes 1440

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2207 Current Rating: 2207 + 2321 = 4528 votesCurrent Rating: 2207 + 2321 = 4528 votes 2321

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2350 Current Rating: 2350 + 2455 = 4805 votesCurrent Rating: 2350 + 2455 = 4805 votes 2455

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1277 = 2625 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1277 = 2625 votes 1277

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1431 = 2862 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1431 = 2862 votes 1431

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1218 = 2616 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1218 = 2616 votes 1218

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1111 = 2245 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1111 = 2245 votes 1111

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1307 = 2655 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1307 = 2655 votes 1307

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1547 = 2854 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1547 = 2854 votes 1547

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1275 = 2633 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1275 = 2633 votes 1275

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1704 = 3264 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1704 = 3264 votes 1704

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1172 = 2538 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1172 = 2538 votes 1172

[146] 3: What do women and dog
945 Current Rating: 945 + 966 = 1911 votesCurrent Rating: 945 + 966 = 1911 votes 966

[145] 2: You look happy
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1131 = 2274 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1131 = 2274 votes 1131

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1491 = 2981 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1491 = 2981 votes 1491


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1183 = 2415 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1183 = 2415 votes 1183

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1148 = 2384 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1148 = 2384 votes 1148

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1261 = 2535 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1261 = 2535 votes 1261

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1552 = 3021 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1552 = 3021 votes 1552

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1378 = 2684 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1378 = 2684 votes 1378

[138] 22: I love your forehead
957 Current Rating: 957 + 1058 = 2015 votesCurrent Rating: 957 + 1058 = 2015 votes 1058

[137] 21: I got banned
1356 Current Rating: 1356 + 1271 = 2627 votesCurrent Rating: 1356 + 1271 = 2627 votes 1271

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1165 = 2459 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1165 = 2459 votes 1165

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1296 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1296 = 2575 votes 1296

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1297 Current Rating: 1297 + 1339 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1297 + 1339 = 2636 votes 1339

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 1062 = 2260 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 1062 = 2260 votes 1062

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 1027 = 2056 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 1027 = 2056 votes 1027

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1199 = 2726 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1199 = 2726 votes 1199

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1444 Current Rating: 1444 + 1279 = 2723 votesCurrent Rating: 1444 + 1279 = 2723 votes 1279






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