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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
12750 Current Rating: 12750 + 15516 = 28266 votesCurrent Rating: 12750 + 15516 = 28266 votes 15516

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
3326 Current Rating: 3326 + 3105 = 6431 votesCurrent Rating: 3326 + 3105 = 6431 votes 3105

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
1772 Current Rating: 1772 + 1846 = 3618 votesCurrent Rating: 1772 + 1846 = 3618 votes 1846

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1129 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1129 = 2295 votes 1129

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1179 = 2431 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1179 = 2431 votes 1179

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 1033 = 2129 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 1033 = 2129 votes 1033

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 1000 = 2019 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 1000 = 2019 votes 1000

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 953 = 2147 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 953 = 2147 votes 953

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1645 = 3450 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1645 = 3450 votes 1645

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1167 = 2390 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1167 = 2390 votes 1167

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2295 Current Rating: 2295 + 2509 = 4804 votesCurrent Rating: 2295 + 2509 = 4804 votes 2509


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1692 Current Rating: 1692 + 1357 = 3049 votesCurrent Rating: 1692 + 1357 = 3049 votes 1357

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1023 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1023 = 2295 votes 1023

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2581 Current Rating: 2581 + 3242 = 5823 votesCurrent Rating: 2581 + 3242 = 5823 votes 3242

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1083 = 2250 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1083 = 2250 votes 1083

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1256 = 2648 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1256 = 2648 votes 1256

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
13942 Current Rating: 13942 + 14565 = 28507 votesCurrent Rating: 13942 + 14565 = 28507 votes 14565

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1587 Current Rating: 1587 + 1896 = 3483 votesCurrent Rating: 1587 + 1896 = 3483 votes 1896

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
1532 Current Rating: 1532 + 1572 = 3104 votesCurrent Rating: 1532 + 1572 = 3104 votes 1572

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1229 = 2487 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1229 = 2487 votes 1229

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1028 Current Rating: 1028 + 902 = 1930 votesCurrent Rating: 1028 + 902 = 1930 votes 902

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1257 = 2617 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1257 = 2617 votes 1257

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3656 Current Rating: 3656 + 4547 = 8203 votesCurrent Rating: 3656 + 4547 = 8203 votes 4547

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1173 = 2576 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1173 = 2576 votes 1173

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 959 = 2100 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 959 = 2100 votes 959

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3616 Current Rating: 3616 + 3449 = 7065 votesCurrent Rating: 3616 + 3449 = 7065 votes 3449

[314] 2: What should we do now
1766 Current Rating: 1766 + 1579 = 3345 votesCurrent Rating: 1766 + 1579 = 3345 votes 1579

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 1003 = 2183 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 1003 = 2183 votes 1003


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2236 Current Rating: 2236 + 2378 = 4614 votesCurrent Rating: 2236 + 2378 = 4614 votes 2378

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1496 = 3123 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1496 = 3123 votes 1496

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2333 Current Rating: 2333 + 3128 = 5461 votesCurrent Rating: 2333 + 3128 = 5461 votes 3128

[309] 21: I feel horrible
1750 Current Rating: 1750 + 1732 = 3482 votesCurrent Rating: 1750 + 1732 = 3482 votes 1732

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3080 Current Rating: 3080 + 4785 = 7865 votesCurrent Rating: 3080 + 4785 = 7865 votes 4785

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1694 Current Rating: 1694 + 1528 = 3222 votesCurrent Rating: 1694 + 1528 = 3222 votes 1528

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1577 Current Rating: 1577 + 1316 = 2893 votesCurrent Rating: 1577 + 1316 = 2893 votes 1316

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 974 = 2160 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 974 = 2160 votes 974

[304] 13: What are you doing?
1751 Current Rating: 1751 + 1611 = 3362 votesCurrent Rating: 1751 + 1611 = 3362 votes 1611

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 969 = 2065 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 969 = 2065 votes 969

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
3876 Current Rating: 3876 + 4441 = 8317 votesCurrent Rating: 3876 + 4441 = 8317 votes 4441

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1031 = 2246 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1031 = 2246 votes 1031

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1246 = 2458 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1246 = 2458 votes 1246

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1283 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1283 = 2515 votes 1283

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2123 Current Rating: 2123 + 1553 = 3676 votesCurrent Rating: 2123 + 1553 = 3676 votes 1553

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1120 = 2455 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1120 = 2455 votes 1120


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1161 = 2328 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1161 = 2328 votes 1161

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1596 Current Rating: 1596 + 1713 = 3309 votesCurrent Rating: 1596 + 1713 = 3309 votes 1713

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
750 Current Rating: 750 + 756 = 1506 votesCurrent Rating: 750 + 756 = 1506 votes 756

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1176 = 2400 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1176 = 2400 votes 1176

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1739 = 3104 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1739 = 3104 votes 1739

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
895 Current Rating: 895 + 941 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 941 = 1836 votes 941

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 1016 = 2132 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 1016 = 2132 votes 1016

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
937 Current Rating: 937 + 822 = 1759 votesCurrent Rating: 937 + 822 = 1759 votes 822

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
728 Current Rating: 728 + 808 = 1536 votesCurrent Rating: 728 + 808 = 1536 votes 808

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
812 Current Rating: 812 + 852 = 1664 votesCurrent Rating: 812 + 852 = 1664 votes 852

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
902 Current Rating: 902 + 1010 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 1010 = 1912 votes 1010

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 1250 = 2387 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 1250 = 2387 votes 1250

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 1171 = 2248 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 1171 = 2248 votes 1171

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
806 Current Rating: 806 + 807 = 1613 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 807 = 1613 votes 807

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 1263 = 2477 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 1263 = 2477 votes 1263

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
1603 Current Rating: 1603 + 1579 = 3182 votesCurrent Rating: 1603 + 1579 = 3182 votes 1579

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
911 Current Rating: 911 + 904 = 1815 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 904 = 1815 votes 904


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
828 Current Rating: 828 + 804 = 1632 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 804 = 1632 votes 804

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
674 Current Rating: 674 + 689 = 1363 votesCurrent Rating: 674 + 689 = 1363 votes 689

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
855 Current Rating: 855 + 804 = 1659 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 804 = 1659 votes 804

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
851 Current Rating: 851 + 850 = 1701 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 850 = 1701 votes 850

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1056 Current Rating: 1056 + 992 = 2048 votesCurrent Rating: 1056 + 992 = 2048 votes 992

[274] 24: I am the manager
819 Current Rating: 819 + 793 = 1612 votesCurrent Rating: 819 + 793 = 1612 votes 793

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
848 Current Rating: 848 + 831 = 1679 votesCurrent Rating: 848 + 831 = 1679 votes 831

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
851 Current Rating: 851 + 816 = 1667 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 816 = 1667 votes 816

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 1035 = 2140 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 1035 = 2140 votes 1035

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
756 Current Rating: 756 + 840 = 1596 votesCurrent Rating: 756 + 840 = 1596 votes 840

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 1126 = 2288 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 1126 = 2288 votes 1126

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 1063 = 2151 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 1063 = 2151 votes 1063

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1392 = 2707 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1392 = 2707 votes 1392

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 1005 = 2021 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 1005 = 2021 votes 1005

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
725 Current Rating: 725 + 806 = 1531 votesCurrent Rating: 725 + 806 = 1531 votes 806

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
802 Current Rating: 802 + 737 = 1539 votesCurrent Rating: 802 + 737 = 1539 votes 737

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
950 Current Rating: 950 + 961 = 1911 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 961 = 1911 votes 961

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
766 Current Rating: 766 + 709 = 1475 votesCurrent Rating: 766 + 709 = 1475 votes 709


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
923 Current Rating: 923 + 890 = 1813 votesCurrent Rating: 923 + 890 = 1813 votes 890

[260] 29: Wait here
864 Current Rating: 864 + 843 = 1707 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 843 = 1707 votes 843

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
820 Current Rating: 820 + 832 = 1652 votesCurrent Rating: 820 + 832 = 1652 votes 832

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
989 Current Rating: 989 + 999 = 1988 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 999 = 1988 votes 999

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1039 = 2094 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1039 = 2094 votes 1039

[256] 23: As my lawyer
863 Current Rating: 863 + 794 = 1657 votesCurrent Rating: 863 + 794 = 1657 votes 794

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1152 Current Rating: 1152 + 744 = 1896 votesCurrent Rating: 1152 + 744 = 1896 votes 744

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 1088 = 2221 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 1088 = 2221 votes 1088

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
880 Current Rating: 880 + 891 = 1771 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 891 = 1771 votes 891

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 1020 = 2359 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 1020 = 2359 votes 1020

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 875 = 1943 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 875 = 1943 votes 875

[250] 14: Those look heavy
1641 Current Rating: 1641 + 1762 = 3403 votesCurrent Rating: 1641 + 1762 = 3403 votes 1762

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
2998 Current Rating: 2998 + 3155 = 6153 votesCurrent Rating: 2998 + 3155 = 6153 votes 3155

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
976 Current Rating: 976 + 903 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 976 + 903 = 1879 votes 903

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
850 Current Rating: 850 + 758 = 1608 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 758 = 1608 votes 758

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
818 Current Rating: 818 + 803 = 1621 votesCurrent Rating: 818 + 803 = 1621 votes 803

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1269 = 2627 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1269 = 2627 votes 1269

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2188 Current Rating: 2188 + 2301 = 4489 votesCurrent Rating: 2188 + 2301 = 4489 votes 2301

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
969 Current Rating: 969 + 919 = 1888 votesCurrent Rating: 969 + 919 = 1888 votes 919

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 922 = 2174 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 922 = 2174 votes 922

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 1039 = 2152 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 1039 = 2152 votes 1039


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1038 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1038 = 2162 votes 1038

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
934 Current Rating: 934 + 876 = 1810 votesCurrent Rating: 934 + 876 = 1810 votes 876

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 929 = 2006 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 929 = 2006 votes 929

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 910 = 2004 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 910 = 2004 votes 910

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
914 Current Rating: 914 + 888 = 1802 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 888 = 1802 votes 888

[235] 23: My dog died last week
949 Current Rating: 949 + 724 = 1673 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 724 = 1673 votes 724

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 976 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 976 = 1987 votes 976

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1058 Current Rating: 1058 + 775 = 1833 votesCurrent Rating: 1058 + 775 = 1833 votes 775

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
943 Current Rating: 943 + 936 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 936 = 1879 votes 936

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 954 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 954 = 2046 votes 954

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 1048 = 2098 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 1048 = 2098 votes 1048

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 984 = 2011 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 984 = 2011 votes 984

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1019 = 2146 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1019 = 2146 votes 1019

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1049 Current Rating: 1049 + 1004 = 2053 votesCurrent Rating: 1049 + 1004 = 2053 votes 1004

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
903 Current Rating: 903 + 894 = 1797 votesCurrent Rating: 903 + 894 = 1797 votes 894

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
864 Current Rating: 864 + 763 = 1627 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 763 = 1627 votes 763

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 933 = 2160 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 933 = 2160 votes 933

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3308 Current Rating: 3308 + 3207 = 6515 votesCurrent Rating: 3308 + 3207 = 6515 votes 3207

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
1946 Current Rating: 1946 + 2118 = 4064 votesCurrent Rating: 1946 + 2118 = 4064 votes 2118

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 999 = 2093 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 999 = 2093 votes 999


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
2376 Current Rating: 2376 + 2542 = 4918 votesCurrent Rating: 2376 + 2542 = 4918 votes 2542

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1004 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1004 = 2104 votes 1004

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
990 Current Rating: 990 + 833 = 1823 votesCurrent Rating: 990 + 833 = 1823 votes 833

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 942 = 2067 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 942 = 2067 votes 942

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 917 = 2005 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 917 = 2005 votes 917

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1119 Current Rating: 1119 + 957 = 2076 votesCurrent Rating: 1119 + 957 = 2076 votes 957

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1150 Current Rating: 1150 + 1016 = 2166 votesCurrent Rating: 1150 + 1016 = 2166 votes 1016

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
951 Current Rating: 951 + 734 = 1685 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 734 = 1685 votes 734

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
927 Current Rating: 927 + 823 = 1750 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 823 = 1750 votes 823

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
811 Current Rating: 811 + 864 = 1675 votesCurrent Rating: 811 + 864 = 1675 votes 864

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 908 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 908 = 1975 votes 908

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 879 = 1908 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 879 = 1908 votes 879

[208] 12: Since we got married
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 936 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 936 = 2205 votes 936

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1355 Current Rating: 1355 + 1110 = 2465 votesCurrent Rating: 1355 + 1110 = 2465 votes 1110

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
2914 Current Rating: 2914 + 3948 = 6862 votesCurrent Rating: 2914 + 3948 = 6862 votes 3948

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 1854 = 3453 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 1854 = 3453 votes 1854

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1659 Current Rating: 1659 + 1322 = 2981 votesCurrent Rating: 1659 + 1322 = 2981 votes 1322

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3340 Current Rating: 3340 + 4316 = 7656 votesCurrent Rating: 3340 + 4316 = 7656 votes 4316

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 975 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 975 = 2112 votes 975


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 1335 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 1335 = 2692 votes 1335

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3487 Current Rating: 3487 + 4143 = 7630 votesCurrent Rating: 3487 + 4143 = 7630 votes 4143

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
4496 Current Rating: 4496 + 3734 = 8230 votesCurrent Rating: 4496 + 3734 = 8230 votes 3734

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2586 Current Rating: 2586 + 2232 = 4818 votesCurrent Rating: 2586 + 2232 = 4818 votes 2232

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1840 Current Rating: 1840 + 1350 = 3190 votesCurrent Rating: 1840 + 1350 = 3190 votes 1350

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2202 Current Rating: 2202 + 2269 = 4471 votesCurrent Rating: 2202 + 2269 = 4471 votes 2269

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1180 = 2434 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1180 = 2434 votes 1180

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1242 = 2733 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1242 = 2733 votes 1242

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 965 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 965 = 2185 votes 965

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1008 = 2234 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1008 = 2234 votes 1008

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 924 = 1967 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 924 = 1967 votes 924

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
853 Current Rating: 853 + 840 = 1693 votesCurrent Rating: 853 + 840 = 1693 votes 840

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 859 = 1931 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 859 = 1931 votes 859

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 1143 = 2334 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 1143 = 2334 votes 1143

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
851 Current Rating: 851 + 781 = 1632 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 781 = 1632 votes 781

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
802 Current Rating: 802 + 681 = 1483 votesCurrent Rating: 802 + 681 = 1483 votes 681

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
870 Current Rating: 870 + 816 = 1686 votesCurrent Rating: 870 + 816 = 1686 votes 816


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 1008 = 2080 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 1008 = 2080 votes 1008

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
871 Current Rating: 871 + 868 = 1739 votesCurrent Rating: 871 + 868 = 1739 votes 868

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
845 Current Rating: 845 + 829 = 1674 votesCurrent Rating: 845 + 829 = 1674 votes 829

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
745 Current Rating: 745 + 800 = 1545 votesCurrent Rating: 745 + 800 = 1545 votes 800

[180] 24: The good news is that
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 767 = 1853 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 767 = 1853 votes 767

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 814 = 1856 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 814 = 1856 votes 814

[178] 19: My doctor told me
769 Current Rating: 769 + 721 = 1490 votesCurrent Rating: 769 + 721 = 1490 votes 721

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 888 = 2025 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 888 = 2025 votes 888

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
815 Current Rating: 815 + 913 = 1728 votesCurrent Rating: 815 + 913 = 1728 votes 913

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1279 = 2447 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1279 = 2447 votes 1279

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
915 Current Rating: 915 + 833 = 1748 votesCurrent Rating: 915 + 833 = 1748 votes 833

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 982 = 2087 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 982 = 2087 votes 982

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
910 Current Rating: 910 + 779 = 1689 votesCurrent Rating: 910 + 779 = 1689 votes 779

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 1114 = 2290 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 1114 = 2290 votes 1114

[170] 9: I just had another fight
903 Current Rating: 903 + 776 = 1679 votesCurrent Rating: 903 + 776 = 1679 votes 776

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
973 Current Rating: 973 + 809 = 1782 votesCurrent Rating: 973 + 809 = 1782 votes 809

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 976 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 976 = 2112 votes 976

[167] 4: Do you know why
831 Current Rating: 831 + 853 = 1684 votesCurrent Rating: 831 + 853 = 1684 votes 853

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 1089 = 2302 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 1089 = 2302 votes 1089

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1213 = 2437 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1213 = 2437 votes 1213

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
928 Current Rating: 928 + 902 = 1830 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 902 = 1830 votes 902


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
873 Current Rating: 873 + 747 = 1620 votesCurrent Rating: 873 + 747 = 1620 votes 747

[162] 25: What?
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1018 = 2115 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1018 = 2115 votes 1018

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 962 = 1966 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 962 = 1966 votes 962

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
929 Current Rating: 929 + 946 = 1875 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 946 = 1875 votes 946

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 868 = 1868 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 868 = 1868 votes 868

[158] 19: You look well rested
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1004 = 2158 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1004 = 2158 votes 1004

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
1637 Current Rating: 1637 + 1779 = 3416 votesCurrent Rating: 1637 + 1779 = 3416 votes 1779

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2084 Current Rating: 2084 + 2187 = 4271 votesCurrent Rating: 2084 + 2187 = 4271 votes 2187

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 1047 = 2151 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 1047 = 2151 votes 1047

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1102 Current Rating: 1102 + 1146 = 2248 votesCurrent Rating: 1102 + 1146 = 2248 votes 1146

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1110 Current Rating: 1110 + 946 = 2056 votesCurrent Rating: 1110 + 946 = 2056 votes 946

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
874 Current Rating: 874 + 841 = 1715 votesCurrent Rating: 874 + 841 = 1715 votes 841

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1044 = 2175 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1044 = 2175 votes 1044

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1341 = 2433 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1341 = 2433 votes 1341

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1065 Current Rating: 1065 + 996 = 2061 votesCurrent Rating: 1065 + 996 = 2061 votes 996

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1402 = 2696 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1402 = 2696 votes 1402

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 933 = 2050 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 933 = 2050 votes 933

[146] 3: What do women and dog
722 Current Rating: 722 + 748 = 1470 votesCurrent Rating: 722 + 748 = 1470 votes 748

[145] 2: You look happy
961 Current Rating: 961 + 963 = 1924 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 963 = 1924 votes 963

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1071 = 2139 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1071 = 2139 votes 1071


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[143] 29: You want to play magic?
950 Current Rating: 950 + 905 = 1855 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 905 = 1855 votes 905

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
953 Current Rating: 953 + 867 = 1820 votesCurrent Rating: 953 + 867 = 1820 votes 867

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1100 = 2224 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1100 = 2224 votes 1100

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1084 Current Rating: 1084 + 1101 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1084 + 1101 = 2185 votes 1101

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
998 Current Rating: 998 + 1112 = 2110 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 1112 = 2110 votes 1112

[138] 22: I love your forehead
759 Current Rating: 759 + 848 = 1607 votesCurrent Rating: 759 + 848 = 1607 votes 848

[137] 21: I got banned
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 999 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 999 = 2072 votes 999

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1013 Current Rating: 1013 + 874 = 1887 votesCurrent Rating: 1013 + 874 = 1887 votes 874

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 1014 = 2021 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 1014 = 2021 votes 1014

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 1093 = 2138 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 1093 = 2138 votes 1093

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
981 Current Rating: 981 + 830 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 830 = 1811 votes 830

[132] 13: I just want you to know
864 Current Rating: 864 + 872 = 1736 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 872 = 1736 votes 872

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 1032 = 2208 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 1032 = 2208 votes 1032

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 957 = 1984 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 957 = 1984 votes 957






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