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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
14849 Current Rating: 14849 + 20619 = 35468 votesCurrent Rating: 14849 + 20619 = 35468 votes 20619

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
6256 Current Rating: 6256 + 4459 = 10715 votesCurrent Rating: 6256 + 4459 = 10715 votes 4459

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
11332 Current Rating: 11332 + 13353 = 24685 votesCurrent Rating: 11332 + 13353 = 24685 votes 13353

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 1831 = 3368 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 1831 = 3368 votes 1831

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1870 Current Rating: 1870 + 1748 = 3618 votesCurrent Rating: 1870 + 1748 = 3618 votes 1748

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1660 = 3401 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1660 = 3401 votes 1660

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1637 Current Rating: 1637 + 1603 = 3240 votesCurrent Rating: 1637 + 1603 = 3240 votes 1603

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1663 Current Rating: 1663 + 1443 = 3106 votesCurrent Rating: 1663 + 1443 = 3106 votes 1443

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2627 Current Rating: 2627 + 2438 = 5065 votesCurrent Rating: 2627 + 2438 = 5065 votes 2438

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1811 Current Rating: 1811 + 1701 = 3512 votesCurrent Rating: 1811 + 1701 = 3512 votes 1701

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
3034 Current Rating: 3034 + 3284 = 6318 votesCurrent Rating: 3034 + 3284 = 6318 votes 3284


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
2265 Current Rating: 2265 + 1890 = 4155 votesCurrent Rating: 2265 + 1890 = 4155 votes 1890

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1371 = 2991 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1371 = 2991 votes 1371

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
3440 Current Rating: 3440 + 4102 = 7542 votesCurrent Rating: 3440 + 4102 = 7542 votes 4102

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
2053 Current Rating: 2053 + 1984 = 4037 votesCurrent Rating: 2053 + 1984 = 4037 votes 1984

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
2661 Current Rating: 2661 + 2443 = 5104 votesCurrent Rating: 2661 + 2443 = 5104 votes 2443

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14653 Current Rating: 14653 + 15649 = 30302 votesCurrent Rating: 14653 + 15649 = 30302 votes 15649

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
2375 Current Rating: 2375 + 2729 = 5104 votesCurrent Rating: 2375 + 2729 = 5104 votes 2729

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
6010 Current Rating: 6010 + 6150 = 12160 votesCurrent Rating: 6010 + 6150 = 12160 votes 6150

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
2053 Current Rating: 2053 + 2448 = 4501 votesCurrent Rating: 2053 + 2448 = 4501 votes 2448

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1345 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1345 = 2853 votes 1345

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
2118 Current Rating: 2118 + 2100 = 4218 votesCurrent Rating: 2118 + 2100 = 4218 votes 2100

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
4317 Current Rating: 4317 + 4933 = 9250 votesCurrent Rating: 4317 + 4933 = 9250 votes 4933

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1906 Current Rating: 1906 + 1724 = 3630 votesCurrent Rating: 1906 + 1724 = 3630 votes 1724

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1476 Current Rating: 1476 + 1314 = 2790 votesCurrent Rating: 1476 + 1314 = 2790 votes 1314

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
4336 Current Rating: 4336 + 4177 = 8513 votesCurrent Rating: 4336 + 4177 = 8513 votes 4177

[314] 2: What should we do now
2065 Current Rating: 2065 + 1902 = 3967 votesCurrent Rating: 2065 + 1902 = 3967 votes 1902

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
2108 Current Rating: 2108 + 2025 = 4133 votesCurrent Rating: 2108 + 2025 = 4133 votes 2025


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
3091 Current Rating: 3091 + 3180 = 6271 votesCurrent Rating: 3091 + 3180 = 6271 votes 3180

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
2166 Current Rating: 2166 + 2039 = 4205 votesCurrent Rating: 2166 + 2039 = 4205 votes 2039

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2668 Current Rating: 2668 + 3429 = 6097 votesCurrent Rating: 2668 + 3429 = 6097 votes 3429

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2666 Current Rating: 2666 + 2610 = 5276 votesCurrent Rating: 2666 + 2610 = 5276 votes 2610

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3576 Current Rating: 3576 + 5316 = 8892 votesCurrent Rating: 3576 + 5316 = 8892 votes 5316

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
2157 Current Rating: 2157 + 2010 = 4167 votesCurrent Rating: 2157 + 2010 = 4167 votes 2010

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1909 Current Rating: 1909 + 1651 = 3560 votesCurrent Rating: 1909 + 1651 = 3560 votes 1651

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1845 Current Rating: 1845 + 1619 = 3464 votesCurrent Rating: 1845 + 1619 = 3464 votes 1619

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2444 Current Rating: 2444 + 2301 = 4745 votesCurrent Rating: 2444 + 2301 = 4745 votes 2301

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 1498 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 1498 = 3115 votes 1498

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4483 Current Rating: 4483 + 5060 = 9543 votesCurrent Rating: 4483 + 5060 = 9543 votes 5060

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1948 Current Rating: 1948 + 1648 = 3596 votesCurrent Rating: 1948 + 1648 = 3596 votes 1648

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1988 Current Rating: 1988 + 1971 = 3959 votesCurrent Rating: 1988 + 1971 = 3959 votes 1971

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
2135 Current Rating: 2135 + 2175 = 4310 votesCurrent Rating: 2135 + 2175 = 4310 votes 2175

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2558 Current Rating: 2558 + 2014 = 4572 votesCurrent Rating: 2558 + 2014 = 4572 votes 2014

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
2120 Current Rating: 2120 + 1919 = 4039 votesCurrent Rating: 2120 + 1919 = 4039 votes 1919


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1823 Current Rating: 1823 + 1751 = 3574 votesCurrent Rating: 1823 + 1751 = 3574 votes 1751

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
2330 Current Rating: 2330 + 2489 = 4819 votesCurrent Rating: 2330 + 2489 = 4819 votes 2489

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1448 Current Rating: 1448 + 1183 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1448 + 1183 = 2631 votes 1183

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1554 = 3167 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1554 = 3167 votes 1554

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1712 Current Rating: 1712 + 2105 = 3817 votesCurrent Rating: 1712 + 2105 = 3817 votes 2105

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1567 = 3096 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1567 = 3096 votes 1567

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
2031 Current Rating: 2031 + 1730 = 3761 votesCurrent Rating: 2031 + 1730 = 3761 votes 1730

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1397 = 2871 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1397 = 2871 votes 1397

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1531 = 2933 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1531 = 2933 votes 1531

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1474 = 2948 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1474 = 2948 votes 1474

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1507 = 2925 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1507 = 2925 votes 1507

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1584 = 3053 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1584 = 3053 votes 1584

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1762 = 3385 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1762 = 3385 votes 1762

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1342 = 2703 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1342 = 2703 votes 1342

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1604 = 3219 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1604 = 3219 votes 1604

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
2427 Current Rating: 2427 + 2199 = 4626 votesCurrent Rating: 2427 + 2199 = 4626 votes 2199

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 1406 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 1406 = 2778 votes 1406


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1450 Current Rating: 1450 + 1404 = 2854 votesCurrent Rating: 1450 + 1404 = 2854 votes 1404

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
1300 Current Rating: 1300 + 1318 = 2618 votesCurrent Rating: 1300 + 1318 = 2618 votes 1318

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1439 = 2929 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1439 = 2929 votes 1439

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1562 Current Rating: 1562 + 1594 = 3156 votesCurrent Rating: 1562 + 1594 = 3156 votes 1594

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1703 Current Rating: 1703 + 1601 = 3304 votesCurrent Rating: 1703 + 1601 = 3304 votes 1601

[274] 24: I am the manager
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1347 = 2706 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1347 = 2706 votes 1347

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1275 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1275 = 2603 votes 1275

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1691 Current Rating: 1691 + 1704 = 3395 votesCurrent Rating: 1691 + 1704 = 3395 votes 1704

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
2078 Current Rating: 2078 + 1807 = 3885 votesCurrent Rating: 2078 + 1807 = 3885 votes 1807

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
1144 Current Rating: 1144 + 1178 = 2322 votesCurrent Rating: 1144 + 1178 = 2322 votes 1178

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1842 Current Rating: 1842 + 1759 = 3601 votesCurrent Rating: 1842 + 1759 = 3601 votes 1759

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1862 Current Rating: 1862 + 1863 = 3725 votesCurrent Rating: 1862 + 1863 = 3725 votes 1863

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1980 Current Rating: 1980 + 2107 = 4087 votesCurrent Rating: 1980 + 2107 = 4087 votes 2107

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1419 = 2820 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1419 = 2820 votes 1419

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1443 = 2859 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1443 = 2859 votes 1443

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1390 Current Rating: 1390 + 1252 = 2642 votesCurrent Rating: 1390 + 1252 = 2642 votes 1252

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 1456 = 2796 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 1456 = 2796 votes 1456

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 1565 = 3216 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 1565 = 3216 votes 1565


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1238 = 2510 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1238 = 2510 votes 1238

[260] 29: Wait here
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1512 = 3064 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1512 = 3064 votes 1512

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1485 = 3033 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1485 = 3033 votes 1485

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1602 Current Rating: 1602 + 1677 = 3279 votesCurrent Rating: 1602 + 1677 = 3279 votes 1677

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1669 = 3261 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1669 = 3261 votes 1669

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 1599 = 3319 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 1599 = 3319 votes 1599

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1723 Current Rating: 1723 + 1243 = 2966 votesCurrent Rating: 1723 + 1243 = 2966 votes 1243

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1744 Current Rating: 1744 + 1597 = 3341 votesCurrent Rating: 1744 + 1597 = 3341 votes 1597

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1372 = 2723 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1372 = 2723 votes 1372

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
2831 Current Rating: 2831 + 1634 = 4465 votesCurrent Rating: 2831 + 1634 = 4465 votes 1634

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
3010 Current Rating: 3010 + 1858 = 4868 votesCurrent Rating: 3010 + 1858 = 4868 votes 1858

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2585 Current Rating: 2585 + 2933 = 5518 votesCurrent Rating: 2585 + 2933 = 5518 votes 2933

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
5103 Current Rating: 5103 + 3800 = 8903 votesCurrent Rating: 5103 + 3800 = 8903 votes 3800

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1472 = 3110 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1472 = 3110 votes 1472

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1444 Current Rating: 1444 + 1256 = 2700 votesCurrent Rating: 1444 + 1256 = 2700 votes 1256

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1363 = 2827 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1363 = 2827 votes 1363

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1954 Current Rating: 1954 + 1843 = 3797 votesCurrent Rating: 1954 + 1843 = 3797 votes 1843

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2766 Current Rating: 2766 + 2843 = 5609 votesCurrent Rating: 2766 + 2843 = 5609 votes 2843

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1775 Current Rating: 1775 + 1709 = 3484 votesCurrent Rating: 1775 + 1709 = 3484 votes 1709

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
2128 Current Rating: 2128 + 1361 = 3489 votesCurrent Rating: 2128 + 1361 = 3489 votes 1361

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
2254 Current Rating: 2254 + 2160 = 4414 votesCurrent Rating: 2254 + 2160 = 4414 votes 2160


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
2166 Current Rating: 2166 + 1989 = 4155 votesCurrent Rating: 2166 + 1989 = 4155 votes 1989

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1699 Current Rating: 1699 + 1648 = 3347 votesCurrent Rating: 1699 + 1648 = 3347 votes 1648

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1881 Current Rating: 1881 + 1614 = 3495 votesCurrent Rating: 1881 + 1614 = 3495 votes 1614

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1372 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1372 = 2879 votes 1372

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1550 Current Rating: 1550 + 1508 = 3058 votesCurrent Rating: 1550 + 1508 = 3058 votes 1508

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1283 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1283 = 2795 votes 1283

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1750 Current Rating: 1750 + 1725 = 3475 votesCurrent Rating: 1750 + 1725 = 3475 votes 1725

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1580 Current Rating: 1580 + 1268 = 2848 votesCurrent Rating: 1580 + 1268 = 2848 votes 1268

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1553 = 3158 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1553 = 3158 votes 1553

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1821 Current Rating: 1821 + 1533 = 3354 votesCurrent Rating: 1821 + 1533 = 3354 votes 1533

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1585 Current Rating: 1585 + 1602 = 3187 votesCurrent Rating: 1585 + 1602 = 3187 votes 1602

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1518 = 3106 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1518 = 3106 votes 1518

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 1554 = 3243 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 1554 = 3243 votes 1554

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1604 Current Rating: 1604 + 1547 = 3151 votesCurrent Rating: 1604 + 1547 = 3151 votes 1547

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1514 = 3006 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1514 = 3006 votes 1514

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1420 = 2956 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1420 = 2956 votes 1420

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
2303 Current Rating: 2303 + 1396 = 3699 votesCurrent Rating: 2303 + 1396 = 3699 votes 1396

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3988 Current Rating: 3988 + 3600 = 7588 votesCurrent Rating: 3988 + 3600 = 7588 votes 3600

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2905 Current Rating: 2905 + 3353 = 6258 votesCurrent Rating: 2905 + 3353 = 6258 votes 3353

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
2156 Current Rating: 2156 + 1701 = 3857 votesCurrent Rating: 2156 + 1701 = 3857 votes 1701


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
8787 Current Rating: 8787 + 7706 = 16493 votesCurrent Rating: 8787 + 7706 = 16493 votes 7706

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1617 = 3354 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1617 = 3354 votes 1617

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1943 Current Rating: 1943 + 1541 = 3484 votesCurrent Rating: 1943 + 1541 = 3484 votes 1541

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
2032 Current Rating: 2032 + 1391 = 3423 votesCurrent Rating: 2032 + 1391 = 3423 votes 1391

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
2013 Current Rating: 2013 + 1486 = 3499 votesCurrent Rating: 2013 + 1486 = 3499 votes 1486

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
2278 Current Rating: 2278 + 1796 = 4074 votesCurrent Rating: 2278 + 1796 = 4074 votes 1796

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
2136 Current Rating: 2136 + 1788 = 3924 votesCurrent Rating: 2136 + 1788 = 3924 votes 1788

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1000 = 2259 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1000 = 2259 votes 1000

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1297 Current Rating: 1297 + 1167 = 2464 votesCurrent Rating: 1297 + 1167 = 2464 votes 1167

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1544 = 3128 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1544 = 3128 votes 1544

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1856 = 3440 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1856 = 3440 votes 1856

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1915 Current Rating: 1915 + 1762 = 3677 votesCurrent Rating: 1915 + 1762 = 3677 votes 1762

[208] 12: Since we got married
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 1323 = 3012 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 1323 = 3012 votes 1323

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
2506 Current Rating: 2506 + 2478 = 4984 votesCurrent Rating: 2506 + 2478 = 4984 votes 2478

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3787 Current Rating: 3787 + 4814 = 8601 votesCurrent Rating: 3787 + 4814 = 8601 votes 4814

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
3174 Current Rating: 3174 + 3398 = 6572 votesCurrent Rating: 3174 + 3398 = 6572 votes 3398

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
2087 Current Rating: 2087 + 1735 = 3822 votesCurrent Rating: 2087 + 1735 = 3822 votes 1735

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
4043 Current Rating: 4043 + 5016 = 9059 votesCurrent Rating: 4043 + 5016 = 9059 votes 5016

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 1608 = 3386 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 1608 = 3386 votes 1608


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1900 Current Rating: 1900 + 1933 = 3833 votesCurrent Rating: 1900 + 1933 = 3833 votes 1933

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
4276 Current Rating: 4276 + 4924 = 9200 votesCurrent Rating: 4276 + 4924 = 9200 votes 4924

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
5774 Current Rating: 5774 + 4632 = 10406 votesCurrent Rating: 5774 + 4632 = 10406 votes 4632

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
3168 Current Rating: 3168 + 2837 = 6005 votesCurrent Rating: 3168 + 2837 = 6005 votes 2837

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
2111 Current Rating: 2111 + 1645 = 3756 votesCurrent Rating: 2111 + 1645 = 3756 votes 1645

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
3141 Current Rating: 3141 + 3153 = 6294 votesCurrent Rating: 3141 + 3153 = 6294 votes 3153

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1657 Current Rating: 1657 + 1655 = 3312 votesCurrent Rating: 1657 + 1655 = 3312 votes 1655

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
2576 Current Rating: 2576 + 2229 = 4805 votesCurrent Rating: 2576 + 2229 = 4805 votes 2229

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
2441 Current Rating: 2441 + 2282 = 4723 votesCurrent Rating: 2441 + 2282 = 4723 votes 2282

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
2846 Current Rating: 2846 + 2181 = 5027 votesCurrent Rating: 2846 + 2181 = 5027 votes 2181

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
2065 Current Rating: 2065 + 1628 = 3693 votesCurrent Rating: 2065 + 1628 = 3693 votes 1628

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1594 = 3216 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1594 = 3216 votes 1594

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1934 Current Rating: 1934 + 1600 = 3534 votesCurrent Rating: 1934 + 1600 = 3534 votes 1600

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1475 Current Rating: 1475 + 1421 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1475 + 1421 = 2896 votes 1421

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1382 = 2845 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1382 = 2845 votes 1382

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1248 = 2606 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1248 = 2606 votes 1248

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1453 = 2934 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1453 = 2934 votes 1453


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 1492 = 2952 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 1492 = 2952 votes 1492

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1749 Current Rating: 1749 + 1780 = 3529 votesCurrent Rating: 1749 + 1780 = 3529 votes 1780

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1484 Current Rating: 1484 + 1472 = 2956 votesCurrent Rating: 1484 + 1472 = 2956 votes 1472

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1435 = 2803 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1435 = 2803 votes 1435

[180] 24: The good news is that
1670 Current Rating: 1670 + 1406 = 3076 votesCurrent Rating: 1670 + 1406 = 3076 votes 1406

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1870 Current Rating: 1870 + 1687 = 3557 votesCurrent Rating: 1870 + 1687 = 3557 votes 1687

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 1289 = 2619 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 1289 = 2619 votes 1289

[177] 18: As my lawyer
2465 Current Rating: 2465 + 1702 = 4167 votesCurrent Rating: 2465 + 1702 = 4167 votes 1702

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1541 = 3021 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1541 = 3021 votes 1541

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1980 Current Rating: 1980 + 2093 = 4073 votesCurrent Rating: 1980 + 2093 = 4073 votes 2093

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1569 Current Rating: 1569 + 1427 = 2996 votesCurrent Rating: 1569 + 1427 = 2996 votes 1427

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
2166 Current Rating: 2166 + 1852 = 4018 votesCurrent Rating: 2166 + 1852 = 4018 votes 1852

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1594 Current Rating: 1594 + 1562 = 3156 votesCurrent Rating: 1594 + 1562 = 3156 votes 1562

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
2553 Current Rating: 2553 + 2133 = 4686 votesCurrent Rating: 2553 + 2133 = 4686 votes 2133

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1850 Current Rating: 1850 + 1627 = 3477 votesCurrent Rating: 1850 + 1627 = 3477 votes 1627

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1704 Current Rating: 1704 + 2035 = 3739 votesCurrent Rating: 1704 + 2035 = 3739 votes 2035

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
2481 Current Rating: 2481 + 2203 = 4684 votesCurrent Rating: 2481 + 2203 = 4684 votes 2203

[167] 4: Do you know why
1717 Current Rating: 1717 + 1713 = 3430 votesCurrent Rating: 1717 + 1713 = 3430 votes 1713

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
2680 Current Rating: 2680 + 2423 = 5103 votesCurrent Rating: 2680 + 2423 = 5103 votes 2423

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
2248 Current Rating: 2248 + 2844 = 5092 votesCurrent Rating: 2248 + 2844 = 5092 votes 2844

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1477 = 2946 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1477 = 2946 votes 1477


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1161 = 2525 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1161 = 2525 votes 1161

[162] 25: What?
1896 Current Rating: 1896 + 1828 = 3724 votesCurrent Rating: 1896 + 1828 = 3724 votes 1828

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1784 Current Rating: 1784 + 1796 = 3580 votesCurrent Rating: 1784 + 1796 = 3580 votes 1796

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1276 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1276 = 2548 votes 1276

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 1219 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 1219 = 2586 votes 1219

[158] 19: You look well rested
1948 Current Rating: 1948 + 1790 = 3738 votesCurrent Rating: 1948 + 1790 = 3738 votes 1790

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2738 Current Rating: 2738 + 2840 = 5578 votesCurrent Rating: 2738 + 2840 = 5578 votes 2840

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2621 Current Rating: 2621 + 2766 = 5387 votesCurrent Rating: 2621 + 2766 = 5387 votes 2766

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1461 = 3005 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1461 = 3005 votes 1461

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1670 Current Rating: 1670 + 1661 = 3331 votesCurrent Rating: 1670 + 1661 = 3331 votes 1661

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1729 Current Rating: 1729 + 1535 = 3264 votesCurrent Rating: 1729 + 1535 = 3264 votes 1535

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1474 = 2973 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1474 = 2973 votes 1474

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1656 Current Rating: 1656 + 1596 = 3252 votesCurrent Rating: 1656 + 1596 = 3252 votes 1596

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1800 = 3383 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1800 = 3383 votes 1800

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1717 Current Rating: 1717 + 1615 = 3332 votesCurrent Rating: 1717 + 1615 = 3332 votes 1615

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1879 Current Rating: 1879 + 2048 = 3927 votesCurrent Rating: 1879 + 2048 = 3927 votes 2048

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 1486 = 3161 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 1486 = 3161 votes 1486

[146] 3: What do women and dog
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1246 = 2478 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1246 = 2478 votes 1246

[145] 2: You look happy
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1327 = 2677 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1327 = 2677 votes 1327

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1996 Current Rating: 1996 + 1992 = 3988 votesCurrent Rating: 1996 + 1992 = 3988 votes 1992


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1577 Current Rating: 1577 + 1538 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1577 + 1538 = 3115 votes 1538

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1577 Current Rating: 1577 + 1515 = 3092 votesCurrent Rating: 1577 + 1515 = 3092 votes 1515

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1480 = 2967 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1480 = 2967 votes 1480

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1941 Current Rating: 1941 + 2029 = 3970 votesCurrent Rating: 1941 + 2029 = 3970 votes 2029

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1657 Current Rating: 1657 + 1707 = 3364 votesCurrent Rating: 1657 + 1707 = 3364 votes 1707

[138] 22: I love your forehead
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1326 = 2549 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1326 = 2549 votes 1326

[137] 21: I got banned
1699 Current Rating: 1699 + 1594 = 3293 votesCurrent Rating: 1699 + 1594 = 3293 votes 1594

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1611 Current Rating: 1611 + 1516 = 3127 votesCurrent Rating: 1611 + 1516 = 3127 votes 1516

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1648 = 3262 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1648 = 3262 votes 1648

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1653 = 3286 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1653 = 3286 votes 1653

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1310 = 2798 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1310 = 2798 votes 1310

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1243 = 2496 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1243 = 2496 votes 1243

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1941 Current Rating: 1941 + 1406 = 3347 votesCurrent Rating: 1941 + 1406 = 3347 votes 1406

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1958 Current Rating: 1958 + 1687 = 3645 votesCurrent Rating: 1958 + 1687 = 3645 votes 1687






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