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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
14012 Current Rating: 14012 + 18757 = 32769 votesCurrent Rating: 14012 + 18757 = 32769 votes 18757

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
4609 Current Rating: 4609 + 3747 = 8356 votesCurrent Rating: 4609 + 3747 = 8356 votes 3747

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
4000 Current Rating: 4000 + 3690 = 7690 votesCurrent Rating: 4000 + 3690 = 7690 votes 3690

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1540 = 2910 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1540 = 2910 votes 1540

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 1465 = 3037 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 1465 = 3037 votes 1465

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1372 = 2808 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1372 = 2808 votes 1372

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1338 Current Rating: 1338 + 1308 = 2646 votesCurrent Rating: 1338 + 1308 = 2646 votes 1308

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1188 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1188 = 2612 votes 1188

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2210 Current Rating: 2210 + 2035 = 4245 votesCurrent Rating: 2210 + 2035 = 4245 votes 2035

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1441 = 2971 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1441 = 2971 votes 1441

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2652 Current Rating: 2652 + 2908 = 5560 votesCurrent Rating: 2652 + 2908 = 5560 votes 2908


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 1619 = 3597 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 1619 = 3597 votes 1619

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1458 Current Rating: 1458 + 1211 = 2669 votesCurrent Rating: 1458 + 1211 = 2669 votes 1211

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
3000 Current Rating: 3000 + 3685 = 6685 votesCurrent Rating: 3000 + 3685 = 6685 votes 3685

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1611 Current Rating: 1611 + 1536 = 3147 votesCurrent Rating: 1611 + 1536 = 3147 votes 1536

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
2049 Current Rating: 2049 + 1929 = 3978 votesCurrent Rating: 2049 + 1929 = 3978 votes 1929

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14312 Current Rating: 14312 + 15238 = 29550 votesCurrent Rating: 14312 + 15238 = 29550 votes 15238

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
2018 Current Rating: 2018 + 2414 = 4432 votesCurrent Rating: 2018 + 2414 = 4432 votes 2414

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 2507 = 5446 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 2507 = 5446 votes 2507

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1704 Current Rating: 1704 + 1903 = 3607 votesCurrent Rating: 1704 + 1903 = 3607 votes 1903

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1128 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1128 = 2408 votes 1128

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1732 Current Rating: 1732 + 1672 = 3404 votesCurrent Rating: 1732 + 1672 = 3404 votes 1672

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3954 Current Rating: 3954 + 4734 = 8688 votesCurrent Rating: 3954 + 4734 = 8688 votes 4734

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1658 Current Rating: 1658 + 1477 = 3135 votesCurrent Rating: 1658 + 1477 = 3135 votes 1477

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1155 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1155 = 2480 votes 1155

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3979 Current Rating: 3979 + 3839 = 7818 votesCurrent Rating: 3979 + 3839 = 7818 votes 3839

[314] 2: What should we do now
1928 Current Rating: 1928 + 1737 = 3665 votesCurrent Rating: 1928 + 1737 = 3665 votes 1737

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1672 Current Rating: 1672 + 1546 = 3218 votesCurrent Rating: 1672 + 1546 = 3218 votes 1546


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2659 Current Rating: 2659 + 2783 = 5442 votesCurrent Rating: 2659 + 2783 = 5442 votes 2783

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1922 Current Rating: 1922 + 1793 = 3715 votesCurrent Rating: 1922 + 1793 = 3715 votes 1793

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2507 Current Rating: 2507 + 3284 = 5791 votesCurrent Rating: 2507 + 3284 = 5791 votes 3284

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2222 Current Rating: 2222 + 2183 = 4405 votesCurrent Rating: 2222 + 2183 = 4405 votes 2183

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3319 Current Rating: 3319 + 5040 = 8359 votesCurrent Rating: 3319 + 5040 = 8359 votes 5040

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1947 Current Rating: 1947 + 1778 = 3725 votesCurrent Rating: 1947 + 1778 = 3725 votes 1778

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1761 Current Rating: 1761 + 1512 = 3273 votesCurrent Rating: 1761 + 1512 = 3273 votes 1512

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1545 Current Rating: 1545 + 1317 = 2862 votesCurrent Rating: 1545 + 1317 = 2862 votes 1317

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2121 Current Rating: 2121 + 1977 = 4098 votesCurrent Rating: 2121 + 1977 = 4098 votes 1977

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1228 = 2594 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1228 = 2594 votes 1228

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4196 Current Rating: 4196 + 4768 = 8964 votesCurrent Rating: 4196 + 4768 = 8964 votes 4768

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1587 Current Rating: 1587 + 1348 = 2935 votesCurrent Rating: 1587 + 1348 = 2935 votes 1348

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1623 = 3250 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1623 = 3250 votes 1623

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1658 Current Rating: 1658 + 1753 = 3411 votesCurrent Rating: 1658 + 1753 = 3411 votes 1753

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2340 Current Rating: 2340 + 1784 = 4124 votesCurrent Rating: 2340 + 1784 = 4124 votes 1784

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1736 Current Rating: 1736 + 1546 = 3282 votesCurrent Rating: 1736 + 1546 = 3282 votes 1546


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1453 = 2961 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1453 = 2961 votes 1453

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1975 Current Rating: 1975 + 2119 = 4094 votesCurrent Rating: 1975 + 2119 = 4094 votes 2119

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1057 Current Rating: 1057 + 992 = 2049 votesCurrent Rating: 1057 + 992 = 2049 votes 992

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1378 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1378 = 2794 votes 1378

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1925 = 3472 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1925 = 3472 votes 1925

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1251 = 2479 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1251 = 2479 votes 1251

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1392 = 3025 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1392 = 3025 votes 1392

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1093 = 2326 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1093 = 2326 votes 1093

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 1165 = 2238 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 1165 = 2238 votes 1165

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1171 = 2337 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1171 = 2337 votes 1171

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1255 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1255 = 2408 votes 1255

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1425 = 2730 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1425 = 2730 votes 1425

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1462 = 2821 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1462 = 2821 votes 1462

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 1059 = 2126 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 1059 = 2126 votes 1059

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1445 = 2872 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1445 = 2872 votes 1445

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
2051 Current Rating: 2051 + 1911 = 3962 votesCurrent Rating: 2051 + 1911 = 3962 votes 1911

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1160 Current Rating: 1160 + 1173 = 2333 votesCurrent Rating: 1160 + 1173 = 2333 votes 1173


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 1123 = 2279 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 1123 = 2279 votes 1123

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
965 Current Rating: 965 + 985 = 1950 votesCurrent Rating: 965 + 985 = 1950 votes 985

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 1097 = 2258 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 1097 = 2258 votes 1097

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1214 = 2414 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1214 = 2414 votes 1214

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1324 = 2748 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1324 = 2748 votes 1324

[274] 24: I am the manager
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 1069 = 2164 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 1069 = 2164 votes 1069

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1089 = 2224 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1089 = 2224 votes 1089

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1271 = 2559 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1271 = 2559 votes 1271

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1666 Current Rating: 1666 + 1428 = 3094 votesCurrent Rating: 1666 + 1428 = 3094 votes 1428

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
929 Current Rating: 929 + 1001 = 1930 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 1001 = 1930 votes 1001

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1540 Current Rating: 1540 + 1482 = 3022 votesCurrent Rating: 1540 + 1482 = 3022 votes 1482

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1484 = 2965 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1484 = 2965 votes 1484

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1750 = 3400 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1750 = 3400 votes 1750

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 1205 = 2435 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 1205 = 2435 votes 1205

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 1086 = 2115 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 1086 = 2115 votes 1086

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1070 Current Rating: 1070 + 985 = 2055 votesCurrent Rating: 1070 + 985 = 2055 votes 985

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 1194 = 2385 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 1194 = 2385 votes 1194

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1146 = 2379 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1146 = 2379 votes 1146


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1070 = 2177 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1070 = 2177 votes 1070

[260] 29: Wait here
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1182 = 2406 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1182 = 2406 votes 1182

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1184 Current Rating: 1184 + 1154 = 2338 votesCurrent Rating: 1184 + 1154 = 2338 votes 1154

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1358 = 2668 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1358 = 2668 votes 1358

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1327 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1327 = 2630 votes 1327

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1207 = 2516 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1207 = 2516 votes 1207

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1483 Current Rating: 1483 + 975 = 2458 votesCurrent Rating: 1483 + 975 = 2458 votes 975

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1356 = 2815 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1356 = 2815 votes 1356

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1115 = 2240 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1115 = 2240 votes 1115

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
2230 Current Rating: 2230 + 1403 = 3633 votesCurrent Rating: 2230 + 1403 = 3633 votes 1403

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
2026 Current Rating: 2026 + 1434 = 3460 votesCurrent Rating: 2026 + 1434 = 3460 votes 1434

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2163 Current Rating: 2163 + 2513 = 4676 votesCurrent Rating: 2163 + 2513 = 4676 votes 2513

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
3958 Current Rating: 3958 + 3534 = 7492 votesCurrent Rating: 3958 + 3534 = 7492 votes 3534

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1190 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1190 = 2515 votes 1190

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 1005 = 2154 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 1005 = 2154 votes 1005

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 1084 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 1084 = 2253 votes 1084

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1670 Current Rating: 1670 + 1561 = 3231 votesCurrent Rating: 1670 + 1561 = 3231 votes 1561

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2469 Current Rating: 2469 + 2580 = 5049 votesCurrent Rating: 2469 + 2580 = 5049 votes 2580

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1319 = 2707 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1319 = 2707 votes 1319

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1154 = 2924 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1154 = 2924 votes 1154

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1766 Current Rating: 1766 + 1660 = 3426 votesCurrent Rating: 1766 + 1660 = 3426 votes 1660


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 1556 = 3263 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 1556 = 3263 votes 1556

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 1221 = 2508 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 1221 = 2508 votes 1221

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1282 = 2807 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1282 = 2807 votes 1282

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1132 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1132 = 2444 votes 1132

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1239 Current Rating: 1239 + 1193 = 2432 votesCurrent Rating: 1239 + 1193 = 2432 votes 1193

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1010 = 2246 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1010 = 2246 votes 1010

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1373 = 2772 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1373 = 2772 votes 1373

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1338 Current Rating: 1338 + 1011 = 2349 votesCurrent Rating: 1338 + 1011 = 2349 votes 1011

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1256 = 2544 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1256 = 2544 votes 1256

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1250 = 2750 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1250 = 2750 votes 1250

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1318 Current Rating: 1318 + 1330 = 2648 votesCurrent Rating: 1318 + 1330 = 2648 votes 1330

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1250 = 2563 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1250 = 2563 votes 1250

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1277 = 2685 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1277 = 2685 votes 1277

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1341 Current Rating: 1341 + 1296 = 2637 votesCurrent Rating: 1341 + 1296 = 2637 votes 1296

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1216 = 2425 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1216 = 2425 votes 1216

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1219 Current Rating: 1219 + 1101 = 2320 votesCurrent Rating: 1219 + 1101 = 2320 votes 1101

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1827 Current Rating: 1827 + 1189 = 3016 votesCurrent Rating: 1827 + 1189 = 3016 votes 1189

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3635 Current Rating: 3635 + 3415 = 7050 votesCurrent Rating: 3635 + 3415 = 7050 votes 3415

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2453 Current Rating: 2453 + 2864 = 5317 votesCurrent Rating: 2453 + 2864 = 5317 votes 2864

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1388 = 3053 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1388 = 3053 votes 1388


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
5695 Current Rating: 5695 + 4641 = 10336 votesCurrent Rating: 5695 + 4641 = 10336 votes 4641

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1435 Current Rating: 1435 + 1323 = 2758 votesCurrent Rating: 1435 + 1323 = 2758 votes 1323

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1482 Current Rating: 1482 + 1202 = 2684 votesCurrent Rating: 1482 + 1202 = 2684 votes 1202

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 1190 = 2836 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 1190 = 2836 votes 1190

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1178 = 2754 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1178 = 2754 votes 1178

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1742 Current Rating: 1742 + 1392 = 3134 votesCurrent Rating: 1742 + 1392 = 3134 votes 1392

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1709 Current Rating: 1709 + 1421 = 3130 votesCurrent Rating: 1709 + 1421 = 3130 votes 1421

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 888 = 2019 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 888 = 2019 votes 888

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1126 Current Rating: 1126 + 1011 = 2137 votesCurrent Rating: 1126 + 1011 = 2137 votes 1011

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1159 = 2294 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1159 = 2294 votes 1159

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1331 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1331 = 2612 votes 1331

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1484 Current Rating: 1484 + 1317 = 2801 votesCurrent Rating: 1484 + 1317 = 2801 votes 1317

[208] 12: Since we got married
1495 Current Rating: 1495 + 1132 = 2627 votesCurrent Rating: 1495 + 1132 = 2627 votes 1132

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1848 Current Rating: 1848 + 1826 = 3674 votesCurrent Rating: 1848 + 1826 = 3674 votes 1826

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3350 Current Rating: 3350 + 4406 = 7756 votesCurrent Rating: 3350 + 4406 = 7756 votes 4406

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
2394 Current Rating: 2394 + 2741 = 5135 votesCurrent Rating: 2394 + 2741 = 5135 votes 2741

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1888 Current Rating: 1888 + 1547 = 3435 votesCurrent Rating: 1888 + 1547 = 3435 votes 1547

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3686 Current Rating: 3686 + 4672 = 8358 votesCurrent Rating: 3686 + 4672 = 8358 votes 4672

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1300 = 2779 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1300 = 2779 votes 1300


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1636 Current Rating: 1636 + 1640 = 3276 votesCurrent Rating: 1636 + 1640 = 3276 votes 1640

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3875 Current Rating: 3875 + 4530 = 8405 votesCurrent Rating: 3875 + 4530 = 8405 votes 4530

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
5053 Current Rating: 5053 + 4150 = 9203 votesCurrent Rating: 5053 + 4150 = 9203 votes 4150

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2893 Current Rating: 2893 + 2557 = 5450 votesCurrent Rating: 2893 + 2557 = 5450 votes 2557

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1969 Current Rating: 1969 + 1494 = 3463 votesCurrent Rating: 1969 + 1494 = 3463 votes 1494

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2685 Current Rating: 2685 + 2736 = 5421 votesCurrent Rating: 2685 + 2736 = 5421 votes 2736

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1483 Current Rating: 1483 + 1452 = 2935 votesCurrent Rating: 1483 + 1452 = 2935 votes 1452

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
2055 Current Rating: 2055 + 1828 = 3883 votesCurrent Rating: 2055 + 1828 = 3883 votes 1828

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1927 Current Rating: 1927 + 1569 = 3496 votesCurrent Rating: 1927 + 1569 = 3496 votes 1569

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
2161 Current Rating: 2161 + 1671 = 3832 votesCurrent Rating: 2161 + 1671 = 3832 votes 1671

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1286 = 2891 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1286 = 2891 votes 1286

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1220 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1220 = 2480 votes 1220

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1249 = 2782 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1249 = 2782 votes 1249

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 1292 = 2632 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 1292 = 2632 votes 1292

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1081 = 2235 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1081 = 2235 votes 1081

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 965 = 2044 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 965 = 2044 votes 965

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1110 = 2292 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1110 = 2292 votes 1110


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1234 = 2512 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1234 = 2512 votes 1234

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1309 = 2598 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1309 = 2598 votes 1309

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1142 = 2296 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1142 = 2296 votes 1142

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 1123 = 2182 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 1123 = 2182 votes 1123

[180] 24: The good news is that
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1115 = 2507 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1115 = 2507 votes 1115

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1256 = 2727 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1256 = 2727 votes 1256

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 1018 = 2082 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 1018 = 2082 votes 1018

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1883 Current Rating: 1883 + 1331 = 3214 votesCurrent Rating: 1883 + 1331 = 3214 votes 1331

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 1247 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 1247 = 2408 votes 1247

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1710 = 3298 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1710 = 3298 votes 1710

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1144 = 2402 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1144 = 2402 votes 1144

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1738 Current Rating: 1738 + 1466 = 3204 votesCurrent Rating: 1738 + 1466 = 3204 votes 1466

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1161 = 2441 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1161 = 2441 votes 1161

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1900 Current Rating: 1900 + 1611 = 3511 votesCurrent Rating: 1900 + 1611 = 3511 votes 1611

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1423 Current Rating: 1423 + 1193 = 2616 votesCurrent Rating: 1423 + 1193 = 2616 votes 1193

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1382 Current Rating: 1382 + 1393 = 2775 votesCurrent Rating: 1382 + 1393 = 2775 votes 1393

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1895 Current Rating: 1895 + 1601 = 3496 votesCurrent Rating: 1895 + 1601 = 3496 votes 1601

[167] 4: Do you know why
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1293 = 2566 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1293 = 2566 votes 1293

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1988 Current Rating: 1988 + 1802 = 3790 votesCurrent Rating: 1988 + 1802 = 3790 votes 1802

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 2214 = 4019 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 2214 = 4019 votes 2214

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1180 = 2398 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1180 = 2398 votes 1180


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 940 = 2077 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 940 = 2077 votes 940

[162] 25: What?
1505 Current Rating: 1505 + 1443 = 2948 votesCurrent Rating: 1505 + 1443 = 2948 votes 1443

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1389 = 2807 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1389 = 2807 votes 1389

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 1118 = 2226 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 1118 = 2226 votes 1118

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1053 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1053 = 2253 votes 1053

[158] 19: You look well rested
1635 Current Rating: 1635 + 1496 = 3131 votesCurrent Rating: 1635 + 1496 = 3131 votes 1496

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2277 Current Rating: 2277 + 2405 = 4682 votesCurrent Rating: 2277 + 2405 = 4682 votes 2405

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2383 Current Rating: 2383 + 2495 = 4878 votesCurrent Rating: 2383 + 2495 = 4878 votes 2495

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 1306 = 2686 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 1306 = 2686 votes 1306

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1476 Current Rating: 1476 + 1467 = 2943 votesCurrent Rating: 1476 + 1467 = 2943 votes 1467

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1452 Current Rating: 1452 + 1257 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1452 + 1257 = 2709 votes 1257

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1164 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1164 = 2360 votes 1164

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1347 = 2736 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1347 = 2736 votes 1347

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1587 = 2931 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1587 = 2931 votes 1587

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1318 = 2726 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1318 = 2726 votes 1318

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1604 Current Rating: 1604 + 1758 = 3362 votesCurrent Rating: 1604 + 1758 = 3362 votes 1758

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1417 Current Rating: 1417 + 1216 = 2633 votesCurrent Rating: 1417 + 1216 = 2633 votes 1216

[146] 3: What do women and dog
988 Current Rating: 988 + 1006 = 1994 votesCurrent Rating: 988 + 1006 = 1994 votes 1006

[145] 2: You look happy
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1162 = 2335 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1162 = 2335 votes 1162

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1566 Current Rating: 1566 + 1567 = 3133 votesCurrent Rating: 1566 + 1567 = 3133 votes 1567


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1250 = 2541 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1250 = 2541 votes 1250

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1283 Current Rating: 1283 + 1199 = 2482 votesCurrent Rating: 1283 + 1199 = 2482 votes 1199

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1293 = 2597 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1293 = 2597 votes 1293

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1535 Current Rating: 1535 + 1618 = 3153 votesCurrent Rating: 1535 + 1618 = 3153 votes 1618

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1423 = 2787 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1423 = 2787 votes 1423

[138] 22: I love your forehead
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 1104 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 1104 = 2104 votes 1104

[137] 21: I got banned
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1317 = 2712 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1317 = 2712 votes 1317

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 1219 = 2558 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 1219 = 2558 votes 1219

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1351 = 2673 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1351 = 2673 votes 1351

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1387 = 2735 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1387 = 2735 votes 1387

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 1097 = 2344 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 1097 = 2344 votes 1097

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1062 Current Rating: 1062 + 1050 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 1062 + 1050 = 2112 votes 1050

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1604 Current Rating: 1604 + 1222 = 2826 votesCurrent Rating: 1604 + 1222 = 2826 votes 1222

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 1333 = 2871 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 1333 = 2871 votes 1333






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