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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
22717 Current Rating: 22717 + 26142 = 48859 votesCurrent Rating: 22717 + 26142 = 48859 votes 26142

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
10524 Current Rating: 10524 + 12020 = 22544 votesCurrent Rating: 10524 + 12020 = 22544 votes 12020

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
18759 Current Rating: 18759 + 19737 = 38496 votesCurrent Rating: 18759 + 19737 = 38496 votes 19737

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
6180 Current Rating: 6180 + 5827 = 12007 votesCurrent Rating: 6180 + 5827 = 12007 votes 5827

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
7060 Current Rating: 7060 + 6259 = 13319 votesCurrent Rating: 7060 + 6259 = 13319 votes 6259

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
7023 Current Rating: 7023 + 6334 = 13357 votesCurrent Rating: 7023 + 6334 = 13357 votes 6334

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
6666 Current Rating: 6666 + 5891 = 12557 votesCurrent Rating: 6666 + 5891 = 12557 votes 5891

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
6399 Current Rating: 6399 + 5530 = 11929 votesCurrent Rating: 6399 + 5530 = 11929 votes 5530

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
8652 Current Rating: 8652 + 7759 = 16411 votesCurrent Rating: 8652 + 7759 = 16411 votes 7759

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
7222 Current Rating: 7222 + 6415 = 13637 votesCurrent Rating: 7222 + 6415 = 13637 votes 6415

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
9230 Current Rating: 9230 + 8866 = 18096 votesCurrent Rating: 9230 + 8866 = 18096 votes 8866


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
7518 Current Rating: 7518 + 9443 = 16961 votesCurrent Rating: 7518 + 9443 = 16961 votes 9443

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
6244 Current Rating: 6244 + 5372 = 11616 votesCurrent Rating: 6244 + 5372 = 11616 votes 5372

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
9800 Current Rating: 9800 + 12378 = 22178 votesCurrent Rating: 9800 + 12378 = 22178 votes 12378

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
8495 Current Rating: 8495 + 7729 = 16224 votesCurrent Rating: 8495 + 7729 = 16224 votes 7729

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
9641 Current Rating: 9641 + 8783 = 18424 votesCurrent Rating: 9641 + 8783 = 18424 votes 8783

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
20574 Current Rating: 20574 + 20436 = 41010 votesCurrent Rating: 20574 + 20436 = 41010 votes 20436

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
7701 Current Rating: 7701 + 7259 = 14960 votesCurrent Rating: 7701 + 7259 = 14960 votes 7259

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
10239 Current Rating: 10239 + 10010 = 20249 votesCurrent Rating: 10239 + 10010 = 20249 votes 10010

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
7383 Current Rating: 7383 + 7136 = 14519 votesCurrent Rating: 7383 + 7136 = 14519 votes 7136

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
6689 Current Rating: 6689 + 5774 = 12463 votesCurrent Rating: 6689 + 5774 = 12463 votes 5774

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
8496 Current Rating: 8496 + 7581 = 16077 votesCurrent Rating: 8496 + 7581 = 16077 votes 7581

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
7972 Current Rating: 7972 + 7899 = 15871 votesCurrent Rating: 7972 + 7899 = 15871 votes 7899

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
6992 Current Rating: 6992 + 6106 = 13098 votesCurrent Rating: 6992 + 6106 = 13098 votes 6106

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
5909 Current Rating: 5909 + 4891 = 10800 votesCurrent Rating: 5909 + 4891 = 10800 votes 4891

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
9648 Current Rating: 9648 + 8867 = 18515 votesCurrent Rating: 9648 + 8867 = 18515 votes 8867

[314] 2: What should we do now
6036 Current Rating: 6036 + 5187 = 11223 votesCurrent Rating: 6036 + 5187 = 11223 votes 5187

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
8821 Current Rating: 8821 + 8060 = 16881 votesCurrent Rating: 8821 + 8060 = 16881 votes 8060


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
11995 Current Rating: 11995 + 11838 = 23833 votesCurrent Rating: 11995 + 11838 = 23833 votes 11838

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
6961 Current Rating: 6961 + 6114 = 13075 votesCurrent Rating: 6961 + 6114 = 13075 votes 6114

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
6668 Current Rating: 6668 + 6696 = 13364 votesCurrent Rating: 6668 + 6696 = 13364 votes 6696

[309] 21: I feel horrible
9696 Current Rating: 9696 + 8912 = 18608 votesCurrent Rating: 9696 + 8912 = 18608 votes 8912

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
8454 Current Rating: 8454 + 9599 = 18053 votesCurrent Rating: 8454 + 9599 = 18053 votes 9599

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
6941 Current Rating: 6941 + 6099 = 13040 votesCurrent Rating: 6941 + 6099 = 13040 votes 6099

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
6065 Current Rating: 6065 + 5228 = 11293 votesCurrent Rating: 6065 + 5228 = 11293 votes 5228

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
6890 Current Rating: 6890 + 6010 = 12900 votesCurrent Rating: 6890 + 6010 = 12900 votes 6010

[304] 13: What are you doing?
7810 Current Rating: 7810 + 6999 = 14809 votesCurrent Rating: 7810 + 6999 = 14809 votes 6999

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
6935 Current Rating: 6935 + 6093 = 13028 votesCurrent Rating: 6935 + 6093 = 13028 votes 6093

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
9338 Current Rating: 9338 + 9498 = 18836 votesCurrent Rating: 9338 + 9498 = 18836 votes 9498

[301] 7: Iím from the church
7140 Current Rating: 7140 + 7472 = 14612 votesCurrent Rating: 7140 + 7472 = 14612 votes 7472

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
7395 Current Rating: 7395 + 6542 = 13937 votesCurrent Rating: 7395 + 6542 = 13937 votes 6542

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
8366 Current Rating: 8366 + 7817 = 16183 votesCurrent Rating: 8366 + 7817 = 16183 votes 7817

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
7463 Current Rating: 7463 + 9151 = 16614 votesCurrent Rating: 7463 + 9151 = 16614 votes 9151

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
8162 Current Rating: 8162 + 7066 = 15228 votesCurrent Rating: 8162 + 7066 = 15228 votes 7066


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
6866 Current Rating: 6866 + 6055 = 12921 votesCurrent Rating: 6866 + 6055 = 12921 votes 6055

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
8101 Current Rating: 8101 + 7740 = 15841 votesCurrent Rating: 8101 + 7740 = 15841 votes 7740

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
5662 Current Rating: 5662 + 5706 = 11368 votesCurrent Rating: 5662 + 5706 = 11368 votes 5706

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
6032 Current Rating: 6032 + 5153 = 11185 votesCurrent Rating: 6032 + 5153 = 11185 votes 5153

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
5829 Current Rating: 5829 + 5481 = 11310 votesCurrent Rating: 5829 + 5481 = 11310 votes 5481

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
6470 Current Rating: 6470 + 5854 = 12324 votesCurrent Rating: 6470 + 5854 = 12324 votes 5854

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
7001 Current Rating: 7001 + 6125 = 13126 votesCurrent Rating: 7001 + 6125 = 13126 votes 6125

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
6382 Current Rating: 6382 + 5489 = 11871 votesCurrent Rating: 6382 + 5489 = 11871 votes 5489

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
7248 Current Rating: 7248 + 6646 = 13894 votesCurrent Rating: 7248 + 6646 = 13894 votes 6646

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
6872 Current Rating: 6872 + 6292 = 13164 votesCurrent Rating: 6872 + 6292 = 13164 votes 6292

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
6740 Current Rating: 6740 + 6109 = 12849 votesCurrent Rating: 6740 + 6109 = 12849 votes 6109

[285] 9: Why so sad?
5653 Current Rating: 5653 + 5046 = 10699 votesCurrent Rating: 5653 + 5046 = 10699 votes 5046

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
6688 Current Rating: 6688 + 6296 = 12984 votesCurrent Rating: 6688 + 6296 = 12984 votes 6296

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
6676 Current Rating: 6676 + 5908 = 12584 votesCurrent Rating: 6676 + 5908 = 12584 votes 5908

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
5898 Current Rating: 5898 + 5167 = 11065 votesCurrent Rating: 5898 + 5167 = 11065 votes 5167

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
7406 Current Rating: 7406 + 6361 = 13767 votesCurrent Rating: 7406 + 6361 = 13767 votes 6361

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
5804 Current Rating: 5804 + 5158 = 10962 votesCurrent Rating: 5804 + 5158 = 10962 votes 5158


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
6507 Current Rating: 6507 + 5691 = 12198 votesCurrent Rating: 6507 + 5691 = 12198 votes 5691

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
6727 Current Rating: 6727 + 5986 = 12713 votesCurrent Rating: 6727 + 5986 = 12713 votes 5986

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
6851 Current Rating: 6851 + 6129 = 12980 votesCurrent Rating: 6851 + 6129 = 12980 votes 6129

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
7782 Current Rating: 7782 + 7312 = 15094 votesCurrent Rating: 7782 + 7312 = 15094 votes 7312

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
6700 Current Rating: 6700 + 5836 = 12536 votesCurrent Rating: 6700 + 5836 = 12536 votes 5836

[274] 24: I am the manager
8026 Current Rating: 8026 + 5658 = 13684 votesCurrent Rating: 8026 + 5658 = 13684 votes 5658

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
5683 Current Rating: 5683 + 4933 = 10616 votesCurrent Rating: 5683 + 4933 = 10616 votes 4933

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
7686 Current Rating: 7686 + 7226 = 14912 votesCurrent Rating: 7686 + 7226 = 14912 votes 7226

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
7380 Current Rating: 7380 + 7612 = 14992 votesCurrent Rating: 7380 + 7612 = 14992 votes 7612

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
5404 Current Rating: 5404 + 4551 = 9955 votesCurrent Rating: 5404 + 4551 = 9955 votes 4551

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
6960 Current Rating: 6960 + 6088 = 13048 votesCurrent Rating: 6960 + 6088 = 13048 votes 6088

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
7268 Current Rating: 7268 + 6636 = 13904 votesCurrent Rating: 7268 + 6636 = 13904 votes 6636

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
6791 Current Rating: 6791 + 6278 = 13069 votesCurrent Rating: 6791 + 6278 = 13069 votes 6278

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
5402 Current Rating: 5402 + 4667 = 10069 votesCurrent Rating: 5402 + 4667 = 10069 votes 4667

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
6709 Current Rating: 6709 + 6090 = 12799 votesCurrent Rating: 6709 + 6090 = 12799 votes 6090

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
5984 Current Rating: 5984 + 4959 = 10943 votesCurrent Rating: 5984 + 4959 = 10943 votes 4959

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
5440 Current Rating: 5440 + 4893 = 10333 votesCurrent Rating: 5440 + 4893 = 10333 votes 4893

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
7643 Current Rating: 7643 + 6817 = 14460 votesCurrent Rating: 7643 + 6817 = 14460 votes 6817


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
5553 Current Rating: 5553 + 4812 = 10365 votesCurrent Rating: 5553 + 4812 = 10365 votes 4812

[260] 29: Wait here
7063 Current Rating: 7063 + 6390 = 13453 votesCurrent Rating: 7063 + 6390 = 13453 votes 6390

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
7123 Current Rating: 7123 + 6348 = 13471 votesCurrent Rating: 7123 + 6348 = 13471 votes 6348

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
6739 Current Rating: 6739 + 6211 = 12950 votesCurrent Rating: 6739 + 6211 = 12950 votes 6211

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
7010 Current Rating: 7010 + 6429 = 13439 votesCurrent Rating: 7010 + 6429 = 13439 votes 6429

[256] 23: As my lawyer
7595 Current Rating: 7595 + 6729 = 14324 votesCurrent Rating: 7595 + 6729 = 14324 votes 6729

[255] 22: Sex is the price
6088 Current Rating: 6088 + 7947 = 14035 votesCurrent Rating: 6088 + 7947 = 14035 votes 7947

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
6100 Current Rating: 6100 + 5191 = 11291 votesCurrent Rating: 6100 + 5191 = 11291 votes 5191

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
6325 Current Rating: 6325 + 5586 = 11911 votesCurrent Rating: 6325 + 5586 = 11911 votes 5586

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
7985 Current Rating: 7985 + 9948 = 17933 votesCurrent Rating: 7985 + 9948 = 17933 votes 9948

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
9257 Current Rating: 9257 + 11350 = 20607 votesCurrent Rating: 9257 + 11350 = 20607 votes 11350

[250] 14: Those look heavy
7394 Current Rating: 7394 + 6709 = 14103 votesCurrent Rating: 7394 + 6709 = 14103 votes 6709

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
10652 Current Rating: 10652 + 16445 = 27097 votesCurrent Rating: 10652 + 16445 = 27097 votes 16445

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
6999 Current Rating: 6999 + 7767 = 14766 votesCurrent Rating: 6999 + 7767 = 14766 votes 7767

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
6275 Current Rating: 6275 + 5361 = 11636 votesCurrent Rating: 6275 + 5361 = 11636 votes 5361

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
6058 Current Rating: 6058 + 5275 = 11333 votesCurrent Rating: 6058 + 5275 = 11333 votes 5275

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
7182 Current Rating: 7182 + 6415 = 13597 votesCurrent Rating: 7182 + 6415 = 13597 votes 6415

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
8038 Current Rating: 8038 + 7311 = 15349 votesCurrent Rating: 8038 + 7311 = 15349 votes 7311

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
7722 Current Rating: 7722 + 6876 = 14598 votesCurrent Rating: 7722 + 6876 = 14598 votes 6876

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
5729 Current Rating: 5729 + 8164 = 13893 votesCurrent Rating: 5729 + 8164 = 13893 votes 8164

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
8453 Current Rating: 8453 + 7781 = 16234 votesCurrent Rating: 8453 + 7781 = 16234 votes 7781


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
8624 Current Rating: 8624 + 7802 = 16426 votesCurrent Rating: 8624 + 7802 = 16426 votes 7802

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
7235 Current Rating: 7235 + 6431 = 13666 votesCurrent Rating: 7235 + 6431 = 13666 votes 6431

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
6653 Current Rating: 6653 + 5716 = 12369 votesCurrent Rating: 6653 + 5716 = 12369 votes 5716

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
5648 Current Rating: 5648 + 4849 = 10497 votesCurrent Rating: 5648 + 4849 = 10497 votes 4849

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
8349 Current Rating: 8349 + 7204 = 15553 votesCurrent Rating: 8349 + 7204 = 15553 votes 7204

[235] 23: My dog died last week
6418 Current Rating: 6418 + 5389 = 11807 votesCurrent Rating: 6418 + 5389 = 11807 votes 5389

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
7433 Current Rating: 7433 + 6844 = 14277 votesCurrent Rating: 7433 + 6844 = 14277 votes 6844

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
6527 Current Rating: 6527 + 7408 = 13935 votesCurrent Rating: 6527 + 7408 = 13935 votes 7408

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
6693 Current Rating: 6693 + 5782 = 12475 votesCurrent Rating: 6693 + 5782 = 12475 votes 5782

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
6909 Current Rating: 6909 + 5972 = 12881 votesCurrent Rating: 6909 + 5972 = 12881 votes 5972

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
6579 Current Rating: 6579 + 6003 = 12582 votesCurrent Rating: 6579 + 6003 = 12582 votes 6003

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
6672 Current Rating: 6672 + 5824 = 12496 votesCurrent Rating: 6672 + 5824 = 12496 votes 5824

[228] 10: You have to defend me
8862 Current Rating: 8862 + 8660 = 17522 votesCurrent Rating: 8862 + 8660 = 17522 votes 8660

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
6672 Current Rating: 6672 + 5980 = 12652 votesCurrent Rating: 6672 + 5980 = 12652 votes 5980

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
6582 Current Rating: 6582 + 5841 = 12423 votesCurrent Rating: 6582 + 5841 = 12423 votes 5841

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
6947 Current Rating: 6947 + 6127 = 13074 votesCurrent Rating: 6947 + 6127 = 13074 votes 6127

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
6446 Current Rating: 6446 + 8699 = 15145 votesCurrent Rating: 6446 + 8699 = 15145 votes 8699

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
8668 Current Rating: 8668 + 7681 = 16349 votesCurrent Rating: 8668 + 7681 = 16349 votes 7681

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
7582 Current Rating: 7582 + 7199 = 14781 votesCurrent Rating: 7582 + 7199 = 14781 votes 7199

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
7363 Current Rating: 7363 + 8988 = 16351 votesCurrent Rating: 7363 + 8988 = 16351 votes 8988


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
12619 Current Rating: 12619 + 14024 = 26643 votesCurrent Rating: 12619 + 14024 = 26643 votes 14024

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
6940 Current Rating: 6940 + 6176 = 13116 votesCurrent Rating: 6940 + 6176 = 13116 votes 6176

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
7495 Current Rating: 7495 + 9403 = 16898 votesCurrent Rating: 7495 + 9403 = 16898 votes 9403

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
5925 Current Rating: 5925 + 8474 = 14399 votesCurrent Rating: 5925 + 8474 = 14399 votes 8474

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
6503 Current Rating: 6503 + 8063 = 14566 votesCurrent Rating: 6503 + 8063 = 14566 votes 8063

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
7851 Current Rating: 7851 + 9593 = 17444 votesCurrent Rating: 7851 + 9593 = 17444 votes 9593

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
7041 Current Rating: 7041 + 7127 = 14168 votesCurrent Rating: 7041 + 7127 = 14168 votes 7127

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
5328 Current Rating: 5328 + 4266 = 9594 votesCurrent Rating: 5328 + 4266 = 9594 votes 4266

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
7650 Current Rating: 7650 + 6172 = 13822 votesCurrent Rating: 7650 + 6172 = 13822 votes 6172

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
6855 Current Rating: 6855 + 6026 = 12881 votesCurrent Rating: 6855 + 6026 = 12881 votes 6026

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
5892 Current Rating: 5892 + 5431 = 11323 votesCurrent Rating: 5892 + 5431 = 11323 votes 5431

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
8087 Current Rating: 8087 + 7100 = 15187 votesCurrent Rating: 8087 + 7100 = 15187 votes 7100

[208] 12: Since we got married
5545 Current Rating: 5545 + 6343 = 11888 votesCurrent Rating: 5545 + 6343 = 11888 votes 6343

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
8735 Current Rating: 8735 + 8083 = 16818 votesCurrent Rating: 8735 + 8083 = 16818 votes 8083

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
9567 Current Rating: 9567 + 10276 = 19843 votesCurrent Rating: 9567 + 10276 = 19843 votes 10276

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
6961 Current Rating: 6961 + 6503 = 13464 votesCurrent Rating: 6961 + 6503 = 13464 votes 6503

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
5991 Current Rating: 5991 + 6902 = 12893 votesCurrent Rating: 5991 + 6902 = 12893 votes 6902

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
9516 Current Rating: 9516 + 10307 = 19823 votesCurrent Rating: 9516 + 10307 = 19823 votes 10307

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
6596 Current Rating: 6596 + 5583 = 12179 votesCurrent Rating: 6596 + 5583 = 12179 votes 5583


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
6705 Current Rating: 6705 + 6094 = 12799 votesCurrent Rating: 6705 + 6094 = 12799 votes 6094

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
9829 Current Rating: 9829 + 10036 = 19865 votesCurrent Rating: 9829 + 10036 = 19865 votes 10036

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
11009 Current Rating: 11009 + 11271 = 22280 votesCurrent Rating: 11009 + 11271 = 22280 votes 11271

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
8135 Current Rating: 8135 + 9033 = 17168 votesCurrent Rating: 8135 + 9033 = 17168 votes 9033

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
6122 Current Rating: 6122 + 7015 = 13137 votesCurrent Rating: 6122 + 7015 = 13137 votes 7015

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
10538 Current Rating: 10538 + 8664 = 19202 votesCurrent Rating: 10538 + 8664 = 19202 votes 8664

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
5542 Current Rating: 5542 + 4743 = 10285 votesCurrent Rating: 5542 + 4743 = 10285 votes 4743

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
7868 Current Rating: 7868 + 7815 = 15683 votesCurrent Rating: 7868 + 7815 = 15683 votes 7815

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
6550 Current Rating: 6550 + 5593 = 12143 votesCurrent Rating: 6550 + 5593 = 12143 votes 5593

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
9160 Current Rating: 9160 + 12927 = 22087 votesCurrent Rating: 9160 + 12927 = 22087 votes 12927

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
7398 Current Rating: 7398 + 9056 = 16454 votesCurrent Rating: 7398 + 9056 = 16454 votes 9056

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
6767 Current Rating: 6767 + 5995 = 12762 votesCurrent Rating: 6767 + 5995 = 12762 votes 5995

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
7448 Current Rating: 7448 + 6465 = 13913 votesCurrent Rating: 7448 + 6465 = 13913 votes 6465

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
5314 Current Rating: 5314 + 4582 = 9896 votesCurrent Rating: 5314 + 4582 = 9896 votes 4582

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
11590 Current Rating: 11590 + 8223 = 19813 votesCurrent Rating: 11590 + 8223 = 19813 votes 8223

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
6479 Current Rating: 6479 + 5685 = 12164 votesCurrent Rating: 6479 + 5685 = 12164 votes 5685

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
6728 Current Rating: 6728 + 6069 = 12797 votesCurrent Rating: 6728 + 6069 = 12797 votes 6069


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
5903 Current Rating: 5903 + 5032 = 10935 votesCurrent Rating: 5903 + 5032 = 10935 votes 5032

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
7721 Current Rating: 7721 + 7075 = 14796 votesCurrent Rating: 7721 + 7075 = 14796 votes 7075

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
8368 Current Rating: 8368 + 7901 = 16269 votesCurrent Rating: 8368 + 7901 = 16269 votes 7901

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
6497 Current Rating: 6497 + 5762 = 12259 votesCurrent Rating: 6497 + 5762 = 12259 votes 5762

[180] 24: The good news is that
6594 Current Rating: 6594 + 5625 = 12219 votesCurrent Rating: 6594 + 5625 = 12219 votes 5625

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
7672 Current Rating: 7672 + 6792 = 14464 votesCurrent Rating: 7672 + 6792 = 14464 votes 6792

[178] 19: My doctor told me
6620 Current Rating: 6620 + 5847 = 12467 votesCurrent Rating: 6620 + 5847 = 12467 votes 5847

[177] 18: As my lawyer
7587 Current Rating: 7587 + 9067 = 16654 votesCurrent Rating: 7587 + 9067 = 16654 votes 9067

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
7147 Current Rating: 7147 + 5885 = 13032 votesCurrent Rating: 7147 + 5885 = 13032 votes 5885

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
7902 Current Rating: 7902 + 7360 = 15262 votesCurrent Rating: 7902 + 7360 = 15262 votes 7360

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
6544 Current Rating: 6544 + 5555 = 12099 votesCurrent Rating: 6544 + 5555 = 12099 votes 5555

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
7170 Current Rating: 7170 + 6155 = 13325 votesCurrent Rating: 7170 + 6155 = 13325 votes 6155

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
6595 Current Rating: 6595 + 5905 = 12500 votesCurrent Rating: 6595 + 5905 = 12500 votes 5905

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
8570 Current Rating: 8570 + 10324 = 18894 votesCurrent Rating: 8570 + 10324 = 18894 votes 10324

[170] 9: I just had another fight
7468 Current Rating: 7468 + 6557 = 14025 votesCurrent Rating: 7468 + 6557 = 14025 votes 6557

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
6780 Current Rating: 6780 + 6395 = 13175 votesCurrent Rating: 6780 + 6395 = 13175 votes 6395

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
6449 Current Rating: 6449 + 5504 = 11953 votesCurrent Rating: 6449 + 5504 = 11953 votes 5504

[167] 4: Do you know why
7739 Current Rating: 7739 + 6849 = 14588 votesCurrent Rating: 7739 + 6849 = 14588 votes 6849

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
8780 Current Rating: 8780 + 7618 = 16398 votesCurrent Rating: 8780 + 7618 = 16398 votes 7618

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
7570 Current Rating: 7570 + 7400 = 14970 votesCurrent Rating: 7570 + 7400 = 14970 votes 7400

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
6416 Current Rating: 6416 + 5666 = 12082 votesCurrent Rating: 6416 + 5666 = 12082 votes 5666


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
5253 Current Rating: 5253 + 4347 = 9600 votesCurrent Rating: 5253 + 4347 = 9600 votes 4347

[162] 25: What?
7697 Current Rating: 7697 + 6873 = 14570 votesCurrent Rating: 7697 + 6873 = 14570 votes 6873

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
6913 Current Rating: 6913 + 6201 = 13114 votesCurrent Rating: 6913 + 6201 = 13114 votes 6201

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
5668 Current Rating: 5668 + 5004 = 10672 votesCurrent Rating: 5668 + 5004 = 10672 votes 5004

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
5490 Current Rating: 5490 + 4456 = 9946 votesCurrent Rating: 5490 + 4456 = 9946 votes 4456

[158] 19: You look well rested
6981 Current Rating: 6981 + 6194 = 13175 votesCurrent Rating: 6981 + 6194 = 13175 votes 6194

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
9027 Current Rating: 9027 + 8272 = 17299 votesCurrent Rating: 9027 + 8272 = 17299 votes 8272

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
7097 Current Rating: 7097 + 6366 = 13463 votesCurrent Rating: 7097 + 6366 = 13463 votes 6366

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
5430 Current Rating: 5430 + 4578 = 10008 votesCurrent Rating: 5430 + 4578 = 10008 votes 4578

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
5502 Current Rating: 5502 + 4731 = 10233 votesCurrent Rating: 5502 + 4731 = 10233 votes 4731

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
6507 Current Rating: 6507 + 5727 = 12234 votesCurrent Rating: 6507 + 5727 = 12234 votes 5727

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
6714 Current Rating: 6714 + 5942 = 12656 votesCurrent Rating: 6714 + 5942 = 12656 votes 5942

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
7066 Current Rating: 7066 + 6112 = 13178 votesCurrent Rating: 7066 + 6112 = 13178 votes 6112

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
6945 Current Rating: 6945 + 6227 = 13172 votesCurrent Rating: 6945 + 6227 = 13172 votes 6227

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
6887 Current Rating: 6887 + 6042 = 12929 votesCurrent Rating: 6887 + 6042 = 12929 votes 6042

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
7200 Current Rating: 7200 + 6905 = 14105 votesCurrent Rating: 7200 + 6905 = 14105 votes 6905

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
6559 Current Rating: 6559 + 5588 = 12147 votesCurrent Rating: 6559 + 5588 = 12147 votes 5588

[146] 3: What do women and dog
5822 Current Rating: 5822 + 5049 = 10871 votesCurrent Rating: 5822 + 5049 = 10871 votes 5049

[145] 2: You look happy
5579 Current Rating: 5579 + 4849 = 10428 votesCurrent Rating: 5579 + 4849 = 10428 votes 4849

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
8079 Current Rating: 8079 + 7558 = 15637 votesCurrent Rating: 8079 + 7558 = 15637 votes 7558


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
6786 Current Rating: 6786 + 6037 = 12823 votesCurrent Rating: 6786 + 6037 = 12823 votes 6037

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
6833 Current Rating: 6833 + 6004 = 12837 votesCurrent Rating: 6833 + 6004 = 12837 votes 6004

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
5605 Current Rating: 5605 + 4919 = 10524 votesCurrent Rating: 5605 + 4919 = 10524 votes 4919

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
8693 Current Rating: 8693 + 7812 = 16505 votesCurrent Rating: 8693 + 7812 = 16505 votes 7812

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
6967 Current Rating: 6967 + 6293 = 13260 votesCurrent Rating: 6967 + 6293 = 13260 votes 6293

[138] 22: I love your forehead
5724 Current Rating: 5724 + 5080 = 10804 votesCurrent Rating: 5724 + 5080 = 10804 votes 5080

[137] 21: I got banned
6706 Current Rating: 6706 + 5852 = 12558 votesCurrent Rating: 6706 + 5852 = 12558 votes 5852

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
6786 Current Rating: 6786 + 6037 = 12823 votesCurrent Rating: 6786 + 6037 = 12823 votes 6037

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
6804 Current Rating: 6804 + 6261 = 13065 votesCurrent Rating: 6804 + 6261 = 13065 votes 6261

[134] 15: What are you watching?
6973 Current Rating: 6973 + 6081 = 13054 votesCurrent Rating: 6973 + 6081 = 13054 votes 6081

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
6374 Current Rating: 6374 + 5317 = 11691 votesCurrent Rating: 6374 + 5317 = 11691 votes 5317

[132] 13: I just want you to know
6128 Current Rating: 6128 + 5420 = 11548 votesCurrent Rating: 6128 + 5420 = 11548 votes 5420

[131] 12: I just read that the female
6081 Current Rating: 6081 + 8800 = 14881 votesCurrent Rating: 6081 + 8800 = 14881 votes 8800

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
9044 Current Rating: 9044 + 8267 = 17311 votesCurrent Rating: 9044 + 8267 = 17311 votes 8267






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