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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
17970 Current Rating: 17970 + 22005 = 39975 votesCurrent Rating: 17970 + 22005 = 39975 votes 22005

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
7332 Current Rating: 7332 + 8024 = 15356 votesCurrent Rating: 7332 + 8024 = 15356 votes 8024

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
13344 Current Rating: 13344 + 14303 = 27647 votesCurrent Rating: 13344 + 14303 = 27647 votes 14303

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
2724 Current Rating: 2724 + 2399 = 5123 votesCurrent Rating: 2724 + 2399 = 5123 votes 2399

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
3232 Current Rating: 3232 + 2491 = 5723 votesCurrent Rating: 3232 + 2491 = 5723 votes 2491

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
3064 Current Rating: 3064 + 2420 = 5484 votesCurrent Rating: 3064 + 2420 = 5484 votes 2420

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
3032 Current Rating: 3032 + 2351 = 5383 votesCurrent Rating: 3032 + 2351 = 5383 votes 2351

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
2995 Current Rating: 2995 + 2165 = 5160 votesCurrent Rating: 2995 + 2165 = 5160 votes 2165

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
4188 Current Rating: 4188 + 3342 = 7530 votesCurrent Rating: 4188 + 3342 = 7530 votes 3342

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
3147 Current Rating: 3147 + 2407 = 5554 votesCurrent Rating: 3147 + 2407 = 5554 votes 2407

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
4624 Current Rating: 4624 + 4236 = 8860 votesCurrent Rating: 4624 + 4236 = 8860 votes 4236


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 5613 = 9231 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 5613 = 9231 votes 5613

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
2821 Current Rating: 2821 + 1925 = 4746 votesCurrent Rating: 2821 + 1925 = 4746 votes 1925

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
5071 Current Rating: 5071 + 5049 = 10120 votesCurrent Rating: 5071 + 5049 = 10120 votes 5049

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
3627 Current Rating: 3627 + 2931 = 6558 votesCurrent Rating: 3627 + 2931 = 6558 votes 2931

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
4257 Current Rating: 4257 + 3383 = 7640 votesCurrent Rating: 4257 + 3383 = 7640 votes 3383

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
16451 Current Rating: 16451 + 16503 = 32954 votesCurrent Rating: 16451 + 16503 = 32954 votes 16503

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
3701 Current Rating: 3701 + 3413 = 7114 votesCurrent Rating: 3701 + 3413 = 7114 votes 3413

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
7235 Current Rating: 7235 + 6720 = 13955 votesCurrent Rating: 7235 + 6720 = 13955 votes 6720

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
3452 Current Rating: 3452 + 3250 = 6702 votesCurrent Rating: 3452 + 3250 = 6702 votes 3250

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
2761 Current Rating: 2761 + 1990 = 4751 votesCurrent Rating: 2761 + 1990 = 4751 votes 1990

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
3653 Current Rating: 3653 + 2997 = 6650 votesCurrent Rating: 3653 + 2997 = 6650 votes 2997

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
5391 Current Rating: 5391 + 5466 = 10857 votesCurrent Rating: 5391 + 5466 = 10857 votes 5466

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
3162 Current Rating: 3162 + 2380 = 5542 votesCurrent Rating: 3162 + 2380 = 5542 votes 2380

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
2699 Current Rating: 2699 + 1864 = 4563 votesCurrent Rating: 2699 + 1864 = 4563 votes 1864

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
5635 Current Rating: 5635 + 4968 = 10603 votesCurrent Rating: 5635 + 4968 = 10603 votes 4968

[314] 2: What should we do now
3160 Current Rating: 3160 + 2433 = 5593 votesCurrent Rating: 3160 + 2433 = 5593 votes 2433

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
3678 Current Rating: 3678 + 2951 = 6629 votesCurrent Rating: 3678 + 2951 = 6629 votes 2951


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
4700 Current Rating: 4700 + 4131 = 8831 votesCurrent Rating: 4700 + 4131 = 8831 votes 4131

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
3462 Current Rating: 3462 + 2700 = 6162 votesCurrent Rating: 3462 + 2700 = 6162 votes 2700

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 3957 = 7756 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 3957 = 7756 votes 3957

[309] 21: I feel horrible
4339 Current Rating: 4339 + 3567 = 7906 votesCurrent Rating: 4339 + 3567 = 7906 votes 3567

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
4942 Current Rating: 4942 + 6025 = 10967 votesCurrent Rating: 4942 + 6025 = 10967 votes 6025

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
3425 Current Rating: 3425 + 2651 = 6076 votesCurrent Rating: 3425 + 2651 = 6076 votes 2651

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
3049 Current Rating: 3049 + 2288 = 5337 votesCurrent Rating: 3049 + 2288 = 5337 votes 2288

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
3217 Current Rating: 3217 + 2380 = 5597 votesCurrent Rating: 3217 + 2380 = 5597 votes 2380

[304] 13: What are you doing?
3863 Current Rating: 3863 + 3122 = 6985 votesCurrent Rating: 3863 + 3122 = 6985 votes 3122

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
2943 Current Rating: 2943 + 2195 = 5138 votesCurrent Rating: 2943 + 2195 = 5138 votes 2195

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
5665 Current Rating: 5665 + 5778 = 11443 votesCurrent Rating: 5665 + 5778 = 11443 votes 5778

[301] 7: Iím from the church
3339 Current Rating: 3339 + 2415 = 5754 votesCurrent Rating: 3339 + 2415 = 5754 votes 2415

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
3379 Current Rating: 3379 + 2766 = 6145 votesCurrent Rating: 3379 + 2766 = 6145 votes 2766

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
3744 Current Rating: 3744 + 3153 = 6897 votesCurrent Rating: 3744 + 3153 = 6897 votes 3153

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
3907 Current Rating: 3907 + 5670 = 9577 votesCurrent Rating: 3907 + 5670 = 9577 votes 5670

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
3647 Current Rating: 3647 + 2798 = 6445 votesCurrent Rating: 3647 + 2798 = 6445 votes 2798


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
3170 Current Rating: 3170 + 2462 = 5632 votesCurrent Rating: 3170 + 2462 = 5632 votes 2462

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
3840 Current Rating: 3840 + 3418 = 7258 votesCurrent Rating: 3840 + 3418 = 7258 votes 3418

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
2714 Current Rating: 2714 + 1757 = 4471 votesCurrent Rating: 2714 + 1757 = 4471 votes 1757

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
2808 Current Rating: 2808 + 2085 = 4893 votesCurrent Rating: 2808 + 2085 = 4893 votes 2085

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
2921 Current Rating: 2921 + 2661 = 5582 votesCurrent Rating: 2921 + 2661 = 5582 votes 2661

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
2922 Current Rating: 2922 + 2330 = 5252 votesCurrent Rating: 2922 + 2330 = 5252 votes 2330

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
3365 Current Rating: 3365 + 2452 = 5817 votesCurrent Rating: 3365 + 2452 = 5817 votes 2452

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
2701 Current Rating: 2701 + 1992 = 4693 votesCurrent Rating: 2701 + 1992 = 4693 votes 1992

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
2887 Current Rating: 2887 + 2420 = 5307 votesCurrent Rating: 2887 + 2420 = 5307 votes 2420

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
2872 Current Rating: 2872 + 2245 = 5117 votesCurrent Rating: 2872 + 2245 = 5117 votes 2245

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
2743 Current Rating: 2743 + 2207 = 4950 votesCurrent Rating: 2743 + 2207 = 4950 votes 2207

[285] 9: Why so sad?
2660 Current Rating: 2660 + 2147 = 4807 votesCurrent Rating: 2660 + 2147 = 4807 votes 2147

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
3007 Current Rating: 3007 + 2551 = 5558 votesCurrent Rating: 3007 + 2551 = 5558 votes 2551

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
2718 Current Rating: 2718 + 2080 = 4798 votesCurrent Rating: 2718 + 2080 = 4798 votes 2080

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
2819 Current Rating: 2819 + 2192 = 5011 votesCurrent Rating: 2819 + 2192 = 5011 votes 2192

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
3793 Current Rating: 3793 + 2914 = 6707 votesCurrent Rating: 3793 + 2914 = 6707 votes 2914

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
2638 Current Rating: 2638 + 2058 = 4696 votesCurrent Rating: 2638 + 2058 = 4696 votes 2058


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
2790 Current Rating: 2790 + 2133 = 4923 votesCurrent Rating: 2790 + 2133 = 4923 votes 2133

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
2751 Current Rating: 2751 + 2123 = 4874 votesCurrent Rating: 2751 + 2123 = 4874 votes 2123

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
2903 Current Rating: 2903 + 2233 = 5136 votesCurrent Rating: 2903 + 2233 = 5136 votes 2233

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
3032 Current Rating: 3032 + 2493 = 5525 votesCurrent Rating: 3032 + 2493 = 5525 votes 2493

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
3029 Current Rating: 3029 + 2321 = 5350 votesCurrent Rating: 3029 + 2321 = 5350 votes 2321

[274] 24: I am the manager
2707 Current Rating: 2707 + 2096 = 4803 votesCurrent Rating: 2707 + 2096 = 4803 votes 2096

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
2547 Current Rating: 2547 + 1882 = 4429 votesCurrent Rating: 2547 + 1882 = 4429 votes 1882

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
3118 Current Rating: 3118 + 2648 = 5766 votesCurrent Rating: 3118 + 2648 = 5766 votes 2648

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
3435 Current Rating: 3435 + 2532 = 5967 votesCurrent Rating: 3435 + 2532 = 5967 votes 2532

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
2562 Current Rating: 2562 + 1802 = 4364 votesCurrent Rating: 2562 + 1802 = 4364 votes 1802

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
3194 Current Rating: 3194 + 2490 = 5684 votesCurrent Rating: 3194 + 2490 = 5684 votes 2490

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
3313 Current Rating: 3313 + 2735 = 6048 votesCurrent Rating: 3313 + 2735 = 6048 votes 2735

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
3289 Current Rating: 3289 + 2819 = 6108 votesCurrent Rating: 3289 + 2819 = 6108 votes 2819

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
2611 Current Rating: 2611 + 1972 = 4583 votesCurrent Rating: 2611 + 1972 = 4583 votes 1972

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
2779 Current Rating: 2779 + 2181 = 4960 votesCurrent Rating: 2779 + 2181 = 4960 votes 2181

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
2717 Current Rating: 2717 + 1875 = 4592 votesCurrent Rating: 2717 + 1875 = 4592 votes 1875

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
2502 Current Rating: 2502 + 2032 = 4534 votesCurrent Rating: 2502 + 2032 = 4534 votes 2032

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
3186 Current Rating: 3186 + 2482 = 5668 votesCurrent Rating: 3186 + 2482 = 5668 votes 2482


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
2500 Current Rating: 2500 + 1856 = 4356 votesCurrent Rating: 2500 + 1856 = 4356 votes 1856

[260] 29: Wait here
2985 Current Rating: 2985 + 2334 = 5319 votesCurrent Rating: 2985 + 2334 = 5319 votes 2334

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
2999 Current Rating: 2999 + 2297 = 5296 votesCurrent Rating: 2999 + 2297 = 5296 votes 2297

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
2976 Current Rating: 2976 + 2448 = 5424 votesCurrent Rating: 2976 + 2448 = 5424 votes 2448

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
2972 Current Rating: 2972 + 2444 = 5416 votesCurrent Rating: 2972 + 2444 = 5416 votes 2444

[256] 23: As my lawyer
3258 Current Rating: 3258 + 2495 = 5753 votesCurrent Rating: 3258 + 2495 = 5753 votes 2495

[255] 22: Sex is the price
2918 Current Rating: 2918 + 4835 = 7753 votesCurrent Rating: 2918 + 4835 = 7753 votes 4835

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
2994 Current Rating: 2994 + 2252 = 5246 votesCurrent Rating: 2994 + 2252 = 5246 votes 2252

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
2670 Current Rating: 2670 + 2030 = 4700 votesCurrent Rating: 2670 + 2030 = 4700 votes 2030

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
4131 Current Rating: 4131 + 6233 = 10364 votesCurrent Rating: 4131 + 6233 = 10364 votes 6233

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
4816 Current Rating: 4816 + 6840 = 11656 votesCurrent Rating: 4816 + 6840 = 11656 votes 6840

[250] 14: Those look heavy
4304 Current Rating: 4304 + 3626 = 7930 votesCurrent Rating: 4304 + 3626 = 7930 votes 3626

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
7042 Current Rating: 7042 + 8565 = 15607 votesCurrent Rating: 7042 + 8565 = 15607 votes 8565

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
3351 Current Rating: 3351 + 4268 = 7619 votesCurrent Rating: 3351 + 4268 = 7619 votes 4268

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
2722 Current Rating: 2722 + 1914 = 4636 votesCurrent Rating: 2722 + 1914 = 4636 votes 1914

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
2764 Current Rating: 2764 + 2052 = 4816 votesCurrent Rating: 2764 + 2052 = 4816 votes 2052

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
3265 Current Rating: 3265 + 2583 = 5848 votesCurrent Rating: 3265 + 2583 = 5848 votes 2583

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
4205 Current Rating: 4205 + 3608 = 7813 votesCurrent Rating: 4205 + 3608 = 7813 votes 3608

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
3281 Current Rating: 3281 + 2613 = 5894 votesCurrent Rating: 3281 + 2613 = 5894 votes 2613

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
3312 Current Rating: 3312 + 5910 = 9222 votesCurrent Rating: 3312 + 5910 = 9222 votes 5910

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
3828 Current Rating: 3828 + 3120 = 6948 votesCurrent Rating: 3828 + 3120 = 6948 votes 3120


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
3736 Current Rating: 3736 + 2924 = 6660 votesCurrent Rating: 3736 + 2924 = 6660 votes 2924

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
3132 Current Rating: 3132 + 2455 = 5587 votesCurrent Rating: 3132 + 2455 = 5587 votes 2455

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
3173 Current Rating: 3173 + 2318 = 5491 votesCurrent Rating: 3173 + 2318 = 5491 votes 2318

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
2638 Current Rating: 2638 + 1919 = 4557 votesCurrent Rating: 2638 + 1919 = 4557 votes 1919

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
2941 Current Rating: 2941 + 2258 = 5199 votesCurrent Rating: 2941 + 2258 = 5199 votes 2258

[235] 23: My dog died last week
2884 Current Rating: 2884 + 2010 = 4894 votesCurrent Rating: 2884 + 2010 = 4894 votes 2010

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
3220 Current Rating: 3220 + 2598 = 5818 votesCurrent Rating: 3220 + 2598 = 5818 votes 2598

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
2943 Current Rating: 2943 + 1951 = 4894 votesCurrent Rating: 2943 + 1951 = 4894 votes 1951

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
3000 Current Rating: 3000 + 2298 = 5298 votesCurrent Rating: 3000 + 2298 = 5298 votes 2298

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
3151 Current Rating: 3151 + 2267 = 5418 votesCurrent Rating: 3151 + 2267 = 5418 votes 2267

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
2930 Current Rating: 2930 + 2361 = 5291 votesCurrent Rating: 2930 + 2361 = 5291 votes 2361

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
2917 Current Rating: 2917 + 2218 = 5135 votesCurrent Rating: 2917 + 2218 = 5135 votes 2218

[228] 10: You have to defend me
2944 Current Rating: 2944 + 2221 = 5165 votesCurrent Rating: 2944 + 2221 = 5165 votes 2221

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
2975 Current Rating: 2975 + 2267 = 5242 votesCurrent Rating: 2975 + 2267 = 5242 votes 2267

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
2898 Current Rating: 2898 + 2282 = 5180 votesCurrent Rating: 2898 + 2282 = 5180 votes 2282

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
3001 Current Rating: 3001 + 2241 = 5242 votesCurrent Rating: 3001 + 2241 = 5242 votes 2241

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
3560 Current Rating: 3560 + 5966 = 9526 votesCurrent Rating: 3560 + 5966 = 9526 votes 5966

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
5083 Current Rating: 5083 + 4145 = 9228 votesCurrent Rating: 5083 + 4145 = 9228 votes 4145

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
4278 Current Rating: 4278 + 4046 = 8324 votesCurrent Rating: 4278 + 4046 = 8324 votes 4046

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
3607 Current Rating: 3607 + 5485 = 9092 votesCurrent Rating: 3607 + 5485 = 9092 votes 5485


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
9757 Current Rating: 9757 + 11242 = 20999 votesCurrent Rating: 9757 + 11242 = 20999 votes 11242

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
3131 Current Rating: 3131 + 2396 = 5527 votesCurrent Rating: 3131 + 2396 = 5527 votes 2396

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
3295 Current Rating: 3295 + 5319 = 8614 votesCurrent Rating: 3295 + 5319 = 8614 votes 5319

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
3218 Current Rating: 3218 + 5966 = 9184 votesCurrent Rating: 3218 + 5966 = 9184 votes 5966

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
3322 Current Rating: 3322 + 5138 = 8460 votesCurrent Rating: 3322 + 5138 = 8460 votes 5138

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
3776 Current Rating: 3776 + 5674 = 9450 votesCurrent Rating: 3776 + 5674 = 9450 votes 5674

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
3504 Current Rating: 3504 + 2560 = 6064 votesCurrent Rating: 3504 + 2560 = 6064 votes 2560

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
2422 Current Rating: 2422 + 1521 = 3943 votesCurrent Rating: 2422 + 1521 = 3943 votes 1521

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
2504 Current Rating: 2504 + 1778 = 4282 votesCurrent Rating: 2504 + 1778 = 4282 votes 1778

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
2990 Current Rating: 2990 + 2326 = 5316 votesCurrent Rating: 2990 + 2326 = 5316 votes 2326

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
2794 Current Rating: 2794 + 2463 = 5257 votesCurrent Rating: 2794 + 2463 = 5257 votes 2463

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
3486 Current Rating: 3486 + 2707 = 6193 votesCurrent Rating: 3486 + 2707 = 6193 votes 2707

[208] 12: Since we got married
2889 Current Rating: 2889 + 3856 = 6745 votesCurrent Rating: 2889 + 3856 = 6745 votes 3856

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
4160 Current Rating: 4160 + 3454 = 7614 votesCurrent Rating: 4160 + 3454 = 7614 votes 3454

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
5299 Current Rating: 5299 + 5686 = 10985 votesCurrent Rating: 5299 + 5686 = 10985 votes 5686

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
4456 Current Rating: 4456 + 4066 = 8522 votesCurrent Rating: 4456 + 4066 = 8522 votes 4066

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
3242 Current Rating: 3242 + 2283 = 5525 votesCurrent Rating: 3242 + 2283 = 5525 votes 2283

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
5322 Current Rating: 5322 + 5844 = 11166 votesCurrent Rating: 5322 + 5844 = 11166 votes 5844

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
3144 Current Rating: 3144 + 2347 = 5491 votesCurrent Rating: 3144 + 2347 = 5491 votes 2347


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
3258 Current Rating: 3258 + 2704 = 5962 votesCurrent Rating: 3258 + 2704 = 5962 votes 2704

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
5643 Current Rating: 5643 + 5797 = 11440 votesCurrent Rating: 5643 + 5797 = 11440 votes 5797

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
7046 Current Rating: 7046 + 7408 = 14454 votesCurrent Rating: 7046 + 7408 = 14454 votes 7408

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
4596 Current Rating: 4596 + 5592 = 10188 votesCurrent Rating: 4596 + 5592 = 10188 votes 5592

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
3190 Current Rating: 3190 + 4176 = 7366 votesCurrent Rating: 3190 + 4176 = 7366 votes 4176

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
4794 Current Rating: 4794 + 4103 = 8897 votesCurrent Rating: 4794 + 4103 = 8897 votes 4103

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
2806 Current Rating: 2806 + 2237 = 5043 votesCurrent Rating: 2806 + 2237 = 5043 votes 2237

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
3962 Current Rating: 3962 + 2978 = 6940 votesCurrent Rating: 3962 + 2978 = 6940 votes 2978

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
3631 Current Rating: 3631 + 2874 = 6505 votesCurrent Rating: 3631 + 2874 = 6505 votes 2874

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
4401 Current Rating: 4401 + 8113 = 12514 votesCurrent Rating: 4401 + 8113 = 12514 votes 8113

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
3435 Current Rating: 3435 + 5356 = 8791 votesCurrent Rating: 3435 + 5356 = 8791 votes 5356

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
3010 Current Rating: 3010 + 2403 = 5413 votesCurrent Rating: 3010 + 2403 = 5413 votes 2403

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
3357 Current Rating: 3357 + 2435 = 5792 votesCurrent Rating: 3357 + 2435 = 5792 votes 2435

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
2619 Current Rating: 2619 + 1952 = 4571 votesCurrent Rating: 2619 + 1952 = 4571 votes 1952

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
2844 Current Rating: 2844 + 2163 = 5007 votesCurrent Rating: 2844 + 2163 = 5007 votes 2163

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
2739 Current Rating: 2739 + 1999 = 4738 votesCurrent Rating: 2739 + 1999 = 4738 votes 1999

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
2916 Current Rating: 2916 + 2327 = 5243 votesCurrent Rating: 2916 + 2327 = 5243 votes 2327


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
2709 Current Rating: 2709 + 2107 = 4816 votesCurrent Rating: 2709 + 2107 = 4816 votes 2107

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
3340 Current Rating: 3340 + 2776 = 6116 votesCurrent Rating: 3340 + 2776 = 6116 votes 2776

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
2922 Current Rating: 2922 + 2277 = 5199 votesCurrent Rating: 2922 + 2277 = 5199 votes 2277

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
2769 Current Rating: 2769 + 2210 = 4979 votesCurrent Rating: 2769 + 2210 = 4979 votes 2210

[180] 24: The good news is that
3025 Current Rating: 3025 + 2160 = 5185 votesCurrent Rating: 3025 + 2160 = 5185 votes 2160

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
3389 Current Rating: 3389 + 2622 = 6011 votesCurrent Rating: 3389 + 2622 = 6011 votes 2622

[178] 19: My doctor told me
2731 Current Rating: 2731 + 1994 = 4725 votesCurrent Rating: 2731 + 1994 = 4725 votes 1994

[177] 18: As my lawyer
3841 Current Rating: 3841 + 5460 = 9301 votesCurrent Rating: 3841 + 5460 = 9301 votes 5460

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
2892 Current Rating: 2892 + 2300 = 5192 votesCurrent Rating: 2892 + 2300 = 5192 votes 2300

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
3344 Current Rating: 3344 + 2863 = 6207 votesCurrent Rating: 3344 + 2863 = 6207 votes 2863

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
2950 Current Rating: 2950 + 2153 = 5103 votesCurrent Rating: 2950 + 2153 = 5103 votes 2153

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
3516 Current Rating: 3516 + 2586 = 6102 votesCurrent Rating: 3516 + 2586 = 6102 votes 2586

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
2972 Current Rating: 2972 + 2354 = 5326 votesCurrent Rating: 2972 + 2354 = 5326 votes 2354

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
4188 Current Rating: 4188 + 6078 = 10266 votesCurrent Rating: 4188 + 6078 = 10266 votes 6078

[170] 9: I just had another fight
3267 Current Rating: 3267 + 2479 = 5746 votesCurrent Rating: 3267 + 2479 = 5746 votes 2479

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
3060 Current Rating: 3060 + 2788 = 5848 votesCurrent Rating: 3060 + 2788 = 5848 votes 2788

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
3667 Current Rating: 3667 + 2805 = 6472 votesCurrent Rating: 3667 + 2805 = 6472 votes 2805

[167] 4: Do you know why
3326 Current Rating: 3326 + 2691 = 6017 votesCurrent Rating: 3326 + 2691 = 6017 votes 2691

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
4270 Current Rating: 4270 + 3368 = 7638 votesCurrent Rating: 4270 + 3368 = 7638 votes 3368

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
3614 Current Rating: 3614 + 3625 = 7239 votesCurrent Rating: 3614 + 3625 = 7239 votes 3625

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
2754 Current Rating: 2754 + 2140 = 4894 votesCurrent Rating: 2754 + 2140 = 4894 votes 2140


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
2529 Current Rating: 2529 + 1748 = 4277 votesCurrent Rating: 2529 + 1748 = 4277 votes 1748

[162] 25: What?
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 2732 = 6090 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 2732 = 6090 votes 2732

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
3189 Current Rating: 3189 + 2596 = 5785 votesCurrent Rating: 3189 + 2596 = 5785 votes 2596

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
2458 Current Rating: 2458 + 1862 = 4320 votesCurrent Rating: 2458 + 1862 = 4320 votes 1862

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
2610 Current Rating: 2610 + 1772 = 4382 votesCurrent Rating: 2610 + 1772 = 4382 votes 1772

[158] 19: You look well rested
3262 Current Rating: 3262 + 2527 = 5789 votesCurrent Rating: 3262 + 2527 = 5789 votes 2527

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
4382 Current Rating: 4382 + 3806 = 8188 votesCurrent Rating: 4382 + 3806 = 8188 votes 3806

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
3933 Current Rating: 3933 + 3443 = 7376 votesCurrent Rating: 3933 + 3443 = 7376 votes 3443

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
2726 Current Rating: 2726 + 2011 = 4737 votesCurrent Rating: 2726 + 2011 = 4737 votes 2011

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
2874 Current Rating: 2874 + 2231 = 5105 votesCurrent Rating: 2874 + 2231 = 5105 votes 2231

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
3071 Current Rating: 3071 + 2272 = 5343 votesCurrent Rating: 3071 + 2272 = 5343 votes 2272

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
2917 Current Rating: 2917 + 2324 = 5241 votesCurrent Rating: 2917 + 2324 = 5241 votes 2324

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
2940 Current Rating: 2940 + 2243 = 5183 votesCurrent Rating: 2940 + 2243 = 5183 votes 2243

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
2895 Current Rating: 2895 + 2451 = 5346 votesCurrent Rating: 2895 + 2451 = 5346 votes 2451

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
3097 Current Rating: 3097 + 2381 = 5478 votesCurrent Rating: 3097 + 2381 = 5478 votes 2381

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
3226 Current Rating: 3226 + 2813 = 6039 votesCurrent Rating: 3226 + 2813 = 6039 votes 2813

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
2999 Current Rating: 2999 + 2178 = 5177 votesCurrent Rating: 2999 + 2178 = 5177 votes 2178

[146] 3: What do women and dog
2550 Current Rating: 2550 + 1956 = 4506 votesCurrent Rating: 2550 + 1956 = 4506 votes 1956

[145] 2: You look happy
2598 Current Rating: 2598 + 1896 = 4494 votesCurrent Rating: 2598 + 1896 = 4494 votes 1896

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
3572 Current Rating: 3572 + 2986 = 6558 votesCurrent Rating: 3572 + 2986 = 6558 votes 2986


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
2956 Current Rating: 2956 + 2289 = 5245 votesCurrent Rating: 2956 + 2289 = 5245 votes 2289

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
2996 Current Rating: 2996 + 2254 = 5250 votesCurrent Rating: 2996 + 2254 = 5250 votes 2254

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
2647 Current Rating: 2647 + 2065 = 4712 votesCurrent Rating: 2647 + 2065 = 4712 votes 2065

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
3514 Current Rating: 3514 + 2963 = 6477 votesCurrent Rating: 3514 + 2963 = 6477 votes 2963

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
3030 Current Rating: 3030 + 2455 = 5485 votesCurrent Rating: 3030 + 2455 = 5485 votes 2455

[138] 22: I love your forehead
2523 Current Rating: 2523 + 2022 = 4545 votesCurrent Rating: 2523 + 2022 = 4545 votes 2022

[137] 21: I got banned
3069 Current Rating: 3069 + 2340 = 5409 votesCurrent Rating: 3069 + 2340 = 5409 votes 2340

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
2916 Current Rating: 2916 + 2244 = 5160 votesCurrent Rating: 2916 + 2244 = 5160 votes 2244

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
3002 Current Rating: 3002 + 2446 = 5448 votesCurrent Rating: 3002 + 2446 = 5448 votes 2446

[134] 15: What are you watching?
3016 Current Rating: 3016 + 2372 = 5388 votesCurrent Rating: 3016 + 2372 = 5388 votes 2372

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
2760 Current Rating: 2760 + 1948 = 4708 votesCurrent Rating: 2760 + 1948 = 4708 votes 1948

[132] 13: I just want you to know
2487 Current Rating: 2487 + 1866 = 4353 votesCurrent Rating: 2487 + 1866 = 4353 votes 1866

[131] 12: I just read that the female
3141 Current Rating: 3141 + 5965 = 9106 votesCurrent Rating: 3141 + 5965 = 9106 votes 5965

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
3280 Current Rating: 3280 + 2436 = 5716 votesCurrent Rating: 3280 + 2436 = 5716 votes 2436






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