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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
14188 Current Rating: 14188 + 18916 = 33104 votesCurrent Rating: 14188 + 18916 = 33104 votes 18916

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
5008 Current Rating: 5008 + 3967 = 8975 votesCurrent Rating: 5008 + 3967 = 8975 votes 3967

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
6076 Current Rating: 6076 + 7999 = 14075 votesCurrent Rating: 6076 + 7999 = 14075 votes 7999

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1592 = 2999 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1592 = 2999 votes 1592

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1656 Current Rating: 1656 + 1538 = 3194 votesCurrent Rating: 1656 + 1538 = 3194 votes 1538

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1441 = 2947 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1441 = 2947 votes 1441

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1382 = 2810 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1382 = 2810 votes 1382

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1478 Current Rating: 1478 + 1266 = 2744 votesCurrent Rating: 1478 + 1266 = 2744 votes 1266

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2323 Current Rating: 2323 + 2141 = 4464 votesCurrent Rating: 2323 + 2141 = 4464 votes 2141

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1509 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1509 = 3115 votes 1509

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2746 Current Rating: 2746 + 2997 = 5743 votesCurrent Rating: 2746 + 2997 = 5743 votes 2997


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
2051 Current Rating: 2051 + 1683 = 3734 votesCurrent Rating: 2051 + 1683 = 3734 votes 1683

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1498 Current Rating: 1498 + 1258 = 2756 votesCurrent Rating: 1498 + 1258 = 2756 votes 1258

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
3123 Current Rating: 3123 + 3793 = 6916 votesCurrent Rating: 3123 + 3793 = 6916 votes 3793

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 1642 = 3361 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 1642 = 3361 votes 1642

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
2148 Current Rating: 2148 + 2032 = 4180 votesCurrent Rating: 2148 + 2032 = 4180 votes 2032

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14393 Current Rating: 14393 + 15312 = 29705 votesCurrent Rating: 14393 + 15312 = 29705 votes 15312

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
2094 Current Rating: 2094 + 2484 = 4578 votesCurrent Rating: 2094 + 2484 = 4578 votes 2484

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
3216 Current Rating: 3216 + 2583 = 5799 votesCurrent Rating: 3216 + 2583 = 5799 votes 2583

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1784 Current Rating: 1784 + 2016 = 3800 votesCurrent Rating: 1784 + 2016 = 3800 votes 2016

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1185 = 2529 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1185 = 2529 votes 1185

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1828 Current Rating: 1828 + 1762 = 3590 votesCurrent Rating: 1828 + 1762 = 3590 votes 1762

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
4027 Current Rating: 4027 + 4793 = 8820 votesCurrent Rating: 4027 + 4793 = 8820 votes 4793

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1718 Current Rating: 1718 + 1538 = 3256 votesCurrent Rating: 1718 + 1538 = 3256 votes 1538

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1197 = 2568 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1197 = 2568 votes 1197

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
4067 Current Rating: 4067 + 3926 = 7993 votesCurrent Rating: 4067 + 3926 = 7993 votes 3926

[314] 2: What should we do now
1970 Current Rating: 1970 + 1783 = 3753 votesCurrent Rating: 1970 + 1783 = 3753 votes 1783

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1779 Current Rating: 1779 + 1664 = 3443 votesCurrent Rating: 1779 + 1664 = 3443 votes 1664


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2774 Current Rating: 2774 + 2885 = 5659 votesCurrent Rating: 2774 + 2885 = 5659 votes 2885

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1996 Current Rating: 1996 + 1861 = 3857 votesCurrent Rating: 1996 + 1861 = 3857 votes 1861

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2551 Current Rating: 2551 + 3326 = 5877 votesCurrent Rating: 2551 + 3326 = 5877 votes 3326

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2319 Current Rating: 2319 + 2288 = 4607 votesCurrent Rating: 2319 + 2288 = 4607 votes 2288

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3385 Current Rating: 3385 + 5122 = 8507 votesCurrent Rating: 3385 + 5122 = 8507 votes 5122

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
2001 Current Rating: 2001 + 1832 = 3833 votesCurrent Rating: 2001 + 1832 = 3833 votes 1832

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1804 Current Rating: 1804 + 1548 = 3352 votesCurrent Rating: 1804 + 1548 = 3352 votes 1548

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1397 = 3010 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1397 = 3010 votes 1397

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2203 Current Rating: 2203 + 2062 = 4265 votesCurrent Rating: 2203 + 2062 = 4265 votes 2062

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 1299 = 2724 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 1299 = 2724 votes 1299

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4266 Current Rating: 4266 + 4840 = 9106 votesCurrent Rating: 4266 + 4840 = 9106 votes 4840

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1681 Current Rating: 1681 + 1428 = 3109 votesCurrent Rating: 1681 + 1428 = 3109 votes 1428

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 1706 = 3413 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 1706 = 3413 votes 1706

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1862 = 3618 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1862 = 3618 votes 1862

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2395 Current Rating: 2395 + 1841 = 4236 votesCurrent Rating: 2395 + 1841 = 4236 votes 1841

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1824 Current Rating: 1824 + 1633 = 3457 votesCurrent Rating: 1824 + 1633 = 3457 votes 1633


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1535 = 3126 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1535 = 3126 votes 1535

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
2071 Current Rating: 2071 + 2213 = 4284 votesCurrent Rating: 2071 + 2213 = 4284 votes 2213

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1035 = 2209 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1035 = 2209 votes 1035

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1433 = 2902 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1433 = 2902 votes 1433

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1582 Current Rating: 1582 + 1970 = 3552 votesCurrent Rating: 1582 + 1970 = 3552 votes 1970

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1316 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1316 = 2610 votes 1316

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1706 Current Rating: 1706 + 1475 = 3181 votesCurrent Rating: 1706 + 1475 = 3181 votes 1475

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1146 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1146 = 2428 votes 1146

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1253 = 2407 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1253 = 2407 votes 1253

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1247 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1247 = 2483 votes 1247

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 1321 = 2551 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 1321 = 2551 votes 1321

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1469 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1469 = 2822 votes 1469

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1541 = 2970 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1541 = 2970 votes 1541

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1129 = 2264 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1129 = 2264 votes 1129

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1485 = 2957 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1485 = 2957 votes 1485

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
2139 Current Rating: 2139 + 1983 = 4122 votesCurrent Rating: 2139 + 1983 = 4122 votes 1983

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 1222 = 2436 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 1222 = 2436 votes 1222


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 1190 = 2427 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 1190 = 2427 votes 1190

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 1074 = 2124 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 1074 = 2124 votes 1074

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1186 = 2426 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1186 = 2426 votes 1186

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1314 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1314 = 2603 votes 1314

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1498 Current Rating: 1498 + 1394 = 2892 votesCurrent Rating: 1498 + 1394 = 2892 votes 1394

[274] 24: I am the manager
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1135 = 2288 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1135 = 2288 votes 1135

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 1138 = 2324 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 1138 = 2324 votes 1138

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1381 Current Rating: 1381 + 1369 = 2750 votesCurrent Rating: 1381 + 1369 = 2750 votes 1369

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1527 = 3268 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1527 = 3268 votes 1527

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
990 Current Rating: 990 + 1044 = 2034 votesCurrent Rating: 990 + 1044 = 2034 votes 1044

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1553 = 3160 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1553 = 3160 votes 1553

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1564 = 3135 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1564 = 3135 votes 1564

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1747 Current Rating: 1747 + 1856 = 3603 votesCurrent Rating: 1747 + 1856 = 3603 votes 1856

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1257 = 2529 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1257 = 2529 votes 1257

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 1175 = 2308 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 1175 = 2308 votes 1175

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1046 = 2189 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1046 = 2189 votes 1046

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1256 = 2485 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1256 = 2485 votes 1256

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1258 = 2583 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1258 = 2583 votes 1258


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1115 = 2268 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1115 = 2268 votes 1115

[260] 29: Wait here
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1255 = 2561 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1255 = 2561 votes 1255

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1227 = 2492 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1227 = 2492 votes 1227

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1430 = 2818 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1430 = 2818 votes 1430

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 1406 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 1406 = 2778 votes 1406

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1298 = 2702 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1298 = 2702 votes 1298

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1024 = 2572 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1024 = 2572 votes 1024

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1520 Current Rating: 1520 + 1424 = 2944 votesCurrent Rating: 1520 + 1424 = 2944 votes 1424

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 1180 = 2363 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 1180 = 2363 votes 1180

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
2367 Current Rating: 2367 + 1457 = 3824 votesCurrent Rating: 2367 + 1457 = 3824 votes 1457

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
2345 Current Rating: 2345 + 1547 = 3892 votesCurrent Rating: 2345 + 1547 = 3892 votes 1547

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2284 Current Rating: 2284 + 2650 = 4934 votesCurrent Rating: 2284 + 2650 = 4934 votes 2650

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
4325 Current Rating: 4325 + 3601 = 7926 votesCurrent Rating: 4325 + 3601 = 7926 votes 3601

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1412 Current Rating: 1412 + 1269 = 2681 votesCurrent Rating: 1412 + 1269 = 2681 votes 1269

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1077 = 2308 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1077 = 2308 votes 1077

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1150 = 2407 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1150 = 2407 votes 1150

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1641 = 3380 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1641 = 3380 votes 1641

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2537 Current Rating: 2537 + 2655 = 5192 votesCurrent Rating: 2537 + 2655 = 5192 votes 2655

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1420 = 2901 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1420 = 2901 votes 1420

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1865 Current Rating: 1865 + 1193 = 3058 votesCurrent Rating: 1865 + 1193 = 3058 votes 1193

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1878 Current Rating: 1878 + 1773 = 3651 votesCurrent Rating: 1878 + 1773 = 3651 votes 1773


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1808 Current Rating: 1808 + 1669 = 3477 votesCurrent Rating: 1808 + 1669 = 3477 votes 1669

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1340 = 2732 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1340 = 2732 votes 1340

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1365 = 2966 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1365 = 2966 votes 1365

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1183 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1183 = 2532 votes 1183

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1324 Current Rating: 1324 + 1276 = 2600 votesCurrent Rating: 1324 + 1276 = 2600 votes 1276

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1300 Current Rating: 1300 + 1075 = 2375 votesCurrent Rating: 1300 + 1075 = 2375 votes 1075

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1497 Current Rating: 1497 + 1455 = 2952 votesCurrent Rating: 1497 + 1455 = 2952 votes 1455

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1073 = 2472 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1073 = 2472 votes 1073

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 1332 = 2708 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 1332 = 2708 votes 1332

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1325 = 2911 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1325 = 2911 votes 1325

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 1394 = 2788 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 1394 = 2788 votes 1394

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 1317 = 2697 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 1317 = 2697 votes 1317

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1347 = 2835 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1347 = 2835 votes 1347

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1355 = 2763 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1355 = 2763 votes 1355

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1281 = 2553 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1281 = 2553 votes 1281

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1175 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1175 = 2466 votes 1175

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1969 Current Rating: 1969 + 1238 = 3207 votesCurrent Rating: 1969 + 1238 = 3207 votes 1238

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3731 Current Rating: 3731 + 3459 = 7190 votesCurrent Rating: 3731 + 3459 = 7190 votes 3459

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2586 Current Rating: 2586 + 3008 = 5594 votesCurrent Rating: 2586 + 3008 = 5594 votes 3008

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1802 Current Rating: 1802 + 1472 = 3274 votesCurrent Rating: 1802 + 1472 = 3274 votes 1472


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
6741 Current Rating: 6741 + 4961 = 11702 votesCurrent Rating: 6741 + 4961 = 11702 votes 4961

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1505 Current Rating: 1505 + 1385 = 2890 votesCurrent Rating: 1505 + 1385 = 2890 votes 1385

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1287 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1287 = 2879 votes 1287

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1762 Current Rating: 1762 + 1246 = 3008 votesCurrent Rating: 1762 + 1246 = 3008 votes 1246

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1271 = 2966 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1271 = 2966 votes 1271

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1892 Current Rating: 1892 + 1489 = 3381 votesCurrent Rating: 1892 + 1489 = 3381 votes 1489

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1822 Current Rating: 1822 + 1515 = 3337 votesCurrent Rating: 1822 + 1515 = 3337 votes 1515

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 920 = 2085 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 920 = 2085 votes 920

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 1057 = 2219 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 1057 = 2219 votes 1057

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1250 = 2455 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1250 = 2455 votes 1250

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1429 = 2782 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1429 = 2782 votes 1429

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1417 = 3000 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1417 = 3000 votes 1417

[208] 12: Since we got married
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1179 = 2720 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1179 = 2720 votes 1179

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
2010 Current Rating: 2010 + 1956 = 3966 votesCurrent Rating: 2010 + 1956 = 3966 votes 1956

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3453 Current Rating: 3453 + 4510 = 7963 votesCurrent Rating: 3453 + 4510 = 7963 votes 4510

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
2473 Current Rating: 2473 + 2859 = 5332 votesCurrent Rating: 2473 + 2859 = 5332 votes 2859

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1934 Current Rating: 1934 + 1579 = 3513 votesCurrent Rating: 1934 + 1579 = 3513 votes 1579

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3769 Current Rating: 3769 + 4763 = 8532 votesCurrent Rating: 3769 + 4763 = 8532 votes 4763

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1551 Current Rating: 1551 + 1375 = 2926 votesCurrent Rating: 1551 + 1375 = 2926 votes 1375


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1698 Current Rating: 1698 + 1703 = 3401 votesCurrent Rating: 1698 + 1703 = 3401 votes 1703

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3978 Current Rating: 3978 + 4632 = 8610 votesCurrent Rating: 3978 + 4632 = 8610 votes 4632

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
5251 Current Rating: 5251 + 4279 = 9530 votesCurrent Rating: 5251 + 4279 = 9530 votes 4279

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2952 Current Rating: 2952 + 2618 = 5570 votesCurrent Rating: 2952 + 2618 = 5570 votes 2618

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
2007 Current Rating: 2007 + 1531 = 3538 votesCurrent Rating: 2007 + 1531 = 3538 votes 1531

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2791 Current Rating: 2791 + 2838 = 5629 votesCurrent Rating: 2791 + 2838 = 5629 votes 2838

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1491 = 3019 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1491 = 3019 votes 1491

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
2128 Current Rating: 2128 + 1907 = 4035 votesCurrent Rating: 2128 + 1907 = 4035 votes 1907

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
2004 Current Rating: 2004 + 1750 = 3754 votesCurrent Rating: 2004 + 1750 = 3754 votes 1750

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
2254 Current Rating: 2254 + 1797 = 4051 votesCurrent Rating: 2254 + 1797 = 4051 votes 1797

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 1376 = 3083 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 1376 = 3083 votes 1376

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1312 = 2663 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1312 = 2663 votes 1312

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1334 = 2954 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1334 = 2954 votes 1334

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1328 = 2705 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1328 = 2705 votes 1328

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1170 = 2398 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1170 = 2398 votes 1170

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 1030 = 2186 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 1030 = 2186 votes 1030

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1186 = 2439 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1186 = 2439 votes 1186


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1318 Current Rating: 1318 + 1292 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1318 + 1292 = 2610 votes 1292

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1431 = 2829 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1431 = 2829 votes 1431

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 1226 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 1226 = 2470 votes 1226

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 1195 = 2335 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 1195 = 2335 votes 1195

[180] 24: The good news is that
1466 Current Rating: 1466 + 1191 = 2657 votesCurrent Rating: 1466 + 1191 = 2657 votes 1191

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1352 = 2915 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1352 = 2915 votes 1352

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1085 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1085 = 2206 votes 1085

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 1428 = 3385 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 1428 = 3385 votes 1428

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1326 = 2557 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1326 = 2557 votes 1326

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1681 Current Rating: 1681 + 1799 = 3480 votesCurrent Rating: 1681 + 1799 = 3480 votes 1799

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 1213 = 2553 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 1213 = 2553 votes 1213

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1816 Current Rating: 1816 + 1545 = 3361 votesCurrent Rating: 1816 + 1545 = 3361 votes 1545

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1234 = 2581 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1234 = 2581 votes 1234

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
2012 Current Rating: 2012 + 1745 = 3757 votesCurrent Rating: 2012 + 1745 = 3757 votes 1745

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 1303 = 2816 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 1303 = 2816 votes 1303

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1524 = 2970 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1524 = 2970 votes 1524

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1937 Current Rating: 1937 + 1740 = 3677 votesCurrent Rating: 1937 + 1740 = 3677 votes 1740

[167] 4: Do you know why
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 1385 = 2761 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 1385 = 2761 votes 1385

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
2093 Current Rating: 2093 + 1929 = 4022 votesCurrent Rating: 2093 + 1929 = 4022 votes 1929

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1897 Current Rating: 1897 + 2291 = 4188 votesCurrent Rating: 1897 + 2291 = 4188 votes 2291

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1242 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1242 = 2515 votes 1242


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 991 = 2173 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 991 = 2173 votes 991

[162] 25: What?
1603 Current Rating: 1603 + 1540 = 3143 votesCurrent Rating: 1603 + 1540 = 3143 votes 1540

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1522 Current Rating: 1522 + 1481 = 3003 votesCurrent Rating: 1522 + 1481 = 3003 votes 1481

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1157 = 2308 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1157 = 2308 votes 1157

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1093 = 2333 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1093 = 2333 votes 1093

[158] 19: You look well rested
1725 Current Rating: 1725 + 1572 = 3297 votesCurrent Rating: 1725 + 1572 = 3297 votes 1572

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2393 Current Rating: 2393 + 2522 = 4915 votesCurrent Rating: 2393 + 2522 = 4915 votes 2522

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2439 Current Rating: 2439 + 2579 = 5018 votesCurrent Rating: 2439 + 2579 = 5018 votes 2579

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 1348 = 2773 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 1348 = 2773 votes 1348

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1528 = 3055 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1528 = 3055 votes 1528

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1334 = 2861 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1334 = 2861 votes 1334

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1236 = 2495 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1236 = 2495 votes 1236

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1412 = 2867 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1412 = 2867 votes 1412

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1641 = 3046 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1641 = 3046 votes 1641

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1482 Current Rating: 1482 + 1400 = 2882 votesCurrent Rating: 1482 + 1400 = 2882 votes 1400

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 1824 = 3500 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 1824 = 3500 votes 1824

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1482 Current Rating: 1482 + 1279 = 2761 votesCurrent Rating: 1482 + 1279 = 2761 votes 1279

[146] 3: What do women and dog
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 1064 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 1064 = 2112 votes 1064

[145] 2: You look happy
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 1202 = 2419 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 1202 = 2419 votes 1202

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1663 Current Rating: 1663 + 1668 = 3331 votesCurrent Rating: 1663 + 1668 = 3331 votes 1668


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1322 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1322 = 2676 votes 1322

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1271 = 2624 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1271 = 2624 votes 1271

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1336 = 2686 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1336 = 2686 votes 1336

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1630 Current Rating: 1630 + 1722 = 3352 votesCurrent Rating: 1630 + 1722 = 3352 votes 1722

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1494 = 2922 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1494 = 2922 votes 1494

[138] 22: I love your forehead
1057 Current Rating: 1057 + 1156 = 2213 votesCurrent Rating: 1057 + 1156 = 2213 votes 1156

[137] 21: I got banned
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1381 = 2850 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1381 = 2850 votes 1381

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1291 = 2694 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1291 = 2694 votes 1291

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1419 = 2818 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1419 = 2818 votes 1419

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1450 = 2868 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1450 = 2868 votes 1450

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1146 = 2447 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1146 = 2447 votes 1146

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1107 = 2219 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1107 = 2219 votes 1107

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1703 Current Rating: 1703 + 1267 = 2970 votesCurrent Rating: 1703 + 1267 = 2970 votes 1267

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 1422 = 3076 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 1422 = 3076 votes 1422






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