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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
18161 Current Rating: 18161 + 22180 = 40341 votesCurrent Rating: 18161 + 22180 = 40341 votes 22180

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
7483 Current Rating: 7483 + 8166 = 15649 votesCurrent Rating: 7483 + 8166 = 15649 votes 8166

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
13556 Current Rating: 13556 + 14507 = 28063 votesCurrent Rating: 13556 + 14507 = 28063 votes 14507

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
2866 Current Rating: 2866 + 2532 = 5398 votesCurrent Rating: 2866 + 2532 = 5398 votes 2532

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
3434 Current Rating: 3434 + 2692 = 6126 votesCurrent Rating: 3434 + 2692 = 6126 votes 2692

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
3264 Current Rating: 3264 + 2629 = 5893 votesCurrent Rating: 3264 + 2629 = 5893 votes 2629

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
3237 Current Rating: 3237 + 2551 = 5788 votesCurrent Rating: 3237 + 2551 = 5788 votes 2551

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
3179 Current Rating: 3179 + 2344 = 5523 votesCurrent Rating: 3179 + 2344 = 5523 votes 2344

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
4438 Current Rating: 4438 + 3606 = 8044 votesCurrent Rating: 4438 + 3606 = 8044 votes 3606

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
3344 Current Rating: 3344 + 2602 = 5946 votesCurrent Rating: 3344 + 2602 = 5946 votes 2602

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
4873 Current Rating: 4873 + 4488 = 9361 votesCurrent Rating: 4873 + 4488 = 9361 votes 4488


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
3806 Current Rating: 3806 + 5801 = 9607 votesCurrent Rating: 3806 + 5801 = 9607 votes 5801

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
2947 Current Rating: 2947 + 2054 = 5001 votesCurrent Rating: 2947 + 2054 = 5001 votes 2054

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
5340 Current Rating: 5340 + 5315 = 10655 votesCurrent Rating: 5340 + 5315 = 10655 votes 5315

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
3910 Current Rating: 3910 + 3215 = 7125 votesCurrent Rating: 3910 + 3215 = 7125 votes 3215

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
4527 Current Rating: 4527 + 3646 = 8173 votesCurrent Rating: 4527 + 3646 = 8173 votes 3646

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
16722 Current Rating: 16722 + 16715 = 33437 votesCurrent Rating: 16722 + 16715 = 33437 votes 16715

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
3885 Current Rating: 3885 + 3593 = 7478 votesCurrent Rating: 3885 + 3593 = 7478 votes 3593

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
7370 Current Rating: 7370 + 6859 = 14229 votesCurrent Rating: 7370 + 6859 = 14229 votes 6859

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
3660 Current Rating: 3660 + 3458 = 7118 votesCurrent Rating: 3660 + 3458 = 7118 votes 3458

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
2924 Current Rating: 2924 + 2153 = 5077 votesCurrent Rating: 2924 + 2153 = 5077 votes 2153

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
3924 Current Rating: 3924 + 3252 = 7176 votesCurrent Rating: 3924 + 3252 = 7176 votes 3252

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
5511 Current Rating: 5511 + 5591 = 11102 votesCurrent Rating: 5511 + 5591 = 11102 votes 5591

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
3326 Current Rating: 3326 + 2548 = 5874 votesCurrent Rating: 3326 + 2548 = 5874 votes 2548

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
2821 Current Rating: 2821 + 1990 = 4811 votesCurrent Rating: 2821 + 1990 = 4811 votes 1990

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
5859 Current Rating: 5859 + 5209 = 11068 votesCurrent Rating: 5859 + 5209 = 11068 votes 5209

[314] 2: What should we do now
3280 Current Rating: 3280 + 2557 = 5837 votesCurrent Rating: 3280 + 2557 = 5837 votes 2557

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
3939 Current Rating: 3939 + 3224 = 7163 votesCurrent Rating: 3939 + 3224 = 7163 votes 3224


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
4978 Current Rating: 4978 + 4413 = 9391 votesCurrent Rating: 4978 + 4413 = 9391 votes 4413

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
3628 Current Rating: 3628 + 2874 = 6502 votesCurrent Rating: 3628 + 2874 = 6502 votes 2874

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
3917 Current Rating: 3917 + 4082 = 7999 votesCurrent Rating: 3917 + 4082 = 7999 votes 4082

[309] 21: I feel horrible
4625 Current Rating: 4625 + 3847 = 8472 votesCurrent Rating: 4625 + 3847 = 8472 votes 3847

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
5104 Current Rating: 5104 + 6205 = 11309 votesCurrent Rating: 5104 + 6205 = 11309 votes 6205

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
3579 Current Rating: 3579 + 2802 = 6381 votesCurrent Rating: 3579 + 2802 = 6381 votes 2802

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
3163 Current Rating: 3163 + 2406 = 5569 votesCurrent Rating: 3163 + 2406 = 5569 votes 2406

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
3427 Current Rating: 3427 + 2587 = 6014 votesCurrent Rating: 3427 + 2587 = 6014 votes 2587

[304] 13: What are you doing?
4070 Current Rating: 4070 + 3340 = 7410 votesCurrent Rating: 4070 + 3340 = 7410 votes 3340

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
3129 Current Rating: 3129 + 2384 = 5513 votesCurrent Rating: 3129 + 2384 = 5513 votes 2384

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
5875 Current Rating: 5875 + 5989 = 11864 votesCurrent Rating: 5875 + 5989 = 11864 votes 5989

[301] 7: Iím from the church
3537 Current Rating: 3537 + 2616 = 6153 votesCurrent Rating: 3537 + 2616 = 6153 votes 2616

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
3599 Current Rating: 3599 + 2986 = 6585 votesCurrent Rating: 3599 + 2986 = 6585 votes 2986

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
4023 Current Rating: 4023 + 3446 = 7469 votesCurrent Rating: 4023 + 3446 = 7469 votes 3446

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
4086 Current Rating: 4086 + 5843 = 9929 votesCurrent Rating: 4086 + 5843 = 9929 votes 5843

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
3897 Current Rating: 3897 + 3035 = 6932 votesCurrent Rating: 3897 + 3035 = 6932 votes 3035


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
3360 Current Rating: 3360 + 2652 = 6012 votesCurrent Rating: 3360 + 2652 = 6012 votes 2652

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
4088 Current Rating: 4088 + 3687 = 7775 votesCurrent Rating: 4088 + 3687 = 7775 votes 3687

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
2858 Current Rating: 2858 + 1896 = 4754 votesCurrent Rating: 2858 + 1896 = 4754 votes 1896

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
2942 Current Rating: 2942 + 2211 = 5153 votesCurrent Rating: 2942 + 2211 = 5153 votes 2211

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
3063 Current Rating: 3063 + 2790 = 5853 votesCurrent Rating: 3063 + 2790 = 5853 votes 2790

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
3125 Current Rating: 3125 + 2553 = 5678 votesCurrent Rating: 3125 + 2553 = 5678 votes 2553

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
3562 Current Rating: 3562 + 2663 = 6225 votesCurrent Rating: 3562 + 2663 = 6225 votes 2663

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
2852 Current Rating: 2852 + 2138 = 4990 votesCurrent Rating: 2852 + 2138 = 4990 votes 2138

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
3137 Current Rating: 3137 + 2674 = 5811 votesCurrent Rating: 3137 + 2674 = 5811 votes 2674

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
3071 Current Rating: 3071 + 2464 = 5535 votesCurrent Rating: 3071 + 2464 = 5535 votes 2464

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
2928 Current Rating: 2928 + 2395 = 5323 votesCurrent Rating: 2928 + 2395 = 5323 votes 2395

[285] 9: Why so sad?
2789 Current Rating: 2789 + 2277 = 5066 votesCurrent Rating: 2789 + 2277 = 5066 votes 2277

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
3206 Current Rating: 3206 + 2774 = 5980 votesCurrent Rating: 3206 + 2774 = 5980 votes 2774

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
2916 Current Rating: 2916 + 2282 = 5198 votesCurrent Rating: 2916 + 2282 = 5198 votes 2282

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
2945 Current Rating: 2945 + 2324 = 5269 votesCurrent Rating: 2945 + 2324 = 5269 votes 2324

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
3994 Current Rating: 3994 + 3088 = 7082 votesCurrent Rating: 3994 + 3088 = 7082 votes 3088

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
2790 Current Rating: 2790 + 2230 = 5020 votesCurrent Rating: 2790 + 2230 = 5020 votes 2230


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
2997 Current Rating: 2997 + 2323 = 5320 votesCurrent Rating: 2997 + 2323 = 5320 votes 2323

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
2973 Current Rating: 2973 + 2341 = 5314 votesCurrent Rating: 2973 + 2341 = 5314 votes 2341

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
3128 Current Rating: 3128 + 2458 = 5586 votesCurrent Rating: 3128 + 2458 = 5586 votes 2458

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
3268 Current Rating: 3268 + 2731 = 5999 votesCurrent Rating: 3268 + 2731 = 5999 votes 2731

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
3224 Current Rating: 3224 + 2521 = 5745 votesCurrent Rating: 3224 + 2521 = 5745 votes 2521

[274] 24: I am the manager
2917 Current Rating: 2917 + 2309 = 5226 votesCurrent Rating: 2917 + 2309 = 5226 votes 2309

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
2689 Current Rating: 2689 + 2014 = 4703 votesCurrent Rating: 2689 + 2014 = 4703 votes 2014

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
3380 Current Rating: 3380 + 2917 = 6297 votesCurrent Rating: 3380 + 2917 = 6297 votes 2917

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
3635 Current Rating: 3635 + 2726 = 6361 votesCurrent Rating: 3635 + 2726 = 6361 votes 2726

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
2695 Current Rating: 2695 + 1933 = 4628 votesCurrent Rating: 2695 + 1933 = 4628 votes 1933

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
3403 Current Rating: 3403 + 2685 = 6088 votesCurrent Rating: 3403 + 2685 = 6088 votes 2685

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
3562 Current Rating: 3562 + 2977 = 6539 votesCurrent Rating: 3562 + 2977 = 6539 votes 2977

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
3460 Current Rating: 3460 + 3011 = 6471 votesCurrent Rating: 3460 + 3011 = 6471 votes 3011

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
2739 Current Rating: 2739 + 2093 = 4832 votesCurrent Rating: 2739 + 2093 = 4832 votes 2093

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
2985 Current Rating: 2985 + 2378 = 5363 votesCurrent Rating: 2985 + 2378 = 5363 votes 2378

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
2863 Current Rating: 2863 + 2028 = 4891 votesCurrent Rating: 2863 + 2028 = 4891 votes 2028

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
2634 Current Rating: 2634 + 2162 = 4796 votesCurrent Rating: 2634 + 2162 = 4796 votes 2162

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
3446 Current Rating: 3446 + 2757 = 6203 votesCurrent Rating: 3446 + 2757 = 6203 votes 2757


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
2621 Current Rating: 2621 + 1972 = 4593 votesCurrent Rating: 2621 + 1972 = 4593 votes 1972

[260] 29: Wait here
3209 Current Rating: 3209 + 2568 = 5777 votesCurrent Rating: 3209 + 2568 = 5777 votes 2568

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
3223 Current Rating: 3223 + 2524 = 5747 votesCurrent Rating: 3223 + 2524 = 5747 votes 2524

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
3182 Current Rating: 3182 + 2673 = 5855 votesCurrent Rating: 3182 + 2673 = 5855 votes 2673

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
3177 Current Rating: 3177 + 2653 = 5830 votesCurrent Rating: 3177 + 2653 = 5830 votes 2653

[256] 23: As my lawyer
3523 Current Rating: 3523 + 2772 = 6295 votesCurrent Rating: 3523 + 2772 = 6295 votes 2772

[255] 22: Sex is the price
3039 Current Rating: 3039 + 4957 = 7996 votesCurrent Rating: 3039 + 4957 = 7996 votes 4957

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
3150 Current Rating: 3150 + 2399 = 5549 votesCurrent Rating: 3150 + 2399 = 5549 votes 2399

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
2825 Current Rating: 2825 + 2191 = 5016 votesCurrent Rating: 2825 + 2191 = 5016 votes 2191

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
4279 Current Rating: 4279 + 6384 = 10663 votesCurrent Rating: 4279 + 6384 = 10663 votes 6384

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
5067 Current Rating: 5067 + 7117 = 12184 votesCurrent Rating: 5067 + 7117 = 12184 votes 7117

[250] 14: Those look heavy
4427 Current Rating: 4427 + 3754 = 8181 votesCurrent Rating: 4427 + 3754 = 8181 votes 3754

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
7200 Current Rating: 7200 + 8720 = 15920 votesCurrent Rating: 7200 + 8720 = 15920 votes 8720

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
3537 Current Rating: 3537 + 4466 = 8003 votesCurrent Rating: 3537 + 4466 = 8003 votes 4466

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
2870 Current Rating: 2870 + 2072 = 4942 votesCurrent Rating: 2870 + 2072 = 4942 votes 2072

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
2954 Current Rating: 2954 + 2238 = 5192 votesCurrent Rating: 2954 + 2238 = 5192 votes 2238

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
3457 Current Rating: 3457 + 2793 = 6250 votesCurrent Rating: 3457 + 2793 = 6250 votes 2793

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
4419 Current Rating: 4419 + 3796 = 8215 votesCurrent Rating: 4419 + 3796 = 8215 votes 3796

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
3568 Current Rating: 3568 + 2891 = 6459 votesCurrent Rating: 3568 + 2891 = 6459 votes 2891

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
3426 Current Rating: 3426 + 6024 = 9450 votesCurrent Rating: 3426 + 6024 = 9450 votes 6024

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
4108 Current Rating: 4108 + 3419 = 7527 votesCurrent Rating: 4108 + 3419 = 7527 votes 3419


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
4014 Current Rating: 4014 + 3202 = 7216 votesCurrent Rating: 4014 + 3202 = 7216 votes 3202

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
3357 Current Rating: 3357 + 2670 = 6027 votesCurrent Rating: 3357 + 2670 = 6027 votes 2670

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
3364 Current Rating: 3364 + 2496 = 5860 votesCurrent Rating: 3364 + 2496 = 5860 votes 2496

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
2760 Current Rating: 2760 + 2043 = 4803 votesCurrent Rating: 2760 + 2043 = 4803 votes 2043

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 2479 = 5643 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 2479 = 5643 votes 2479

[235] 23: My dog died last week
3086 Current Rating: 3086 + 2214 = 5300 votesCurrent Rating: 3086 + 2214 = 5300 votes 2214

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
3467 Current Rating: 3467 + 2850 = 6317 votesCurrent Rating: 3467 + 2850 = 6317 votes 2850

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
3131 Current Rating: 3131 + 4136 = 7267 votesCurrent Rating: 3131 + 4136 = 7267 votes 4136

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
3235 Current Rating: 3235 + 2500 = 5735 votesCurrent Rating: 3235 + 2500 = 5735 votes 2500

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
3357 Current Rating: 3357 + 2453 = 5810 votesCurrent Rating: 3357 + 2453 = 5810 votes 2453

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
3131 Current Rating: 3131 + 2573 = 5704 votesCurrent Rating: 3131 + 2573 = 5704 votes 2573

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
3103 Current Rating: 3103 + 2391 = 5494 votesCurrent Rating: 3103 + 2391 = 5494 votes 2391

[228] 10: You have to defend me
3110 Current Rating: 3110 + 2394 = 5504 votesCurrent Rating: 3110 + 2394 = 5504 votes 2394

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
3178 Current Rating: 3178 + 2458 = 5636 votesCurrent Rating: 3178 + 2458 = 5636 votes 2458

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
3101 Current Rating: 3101 + 2488 = 5589 votesCurrent Rating: 3101 + 2488 = 5589 votes 2488

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
3222 Current Rating: 3222 + 2463 = 5685 votesCurrent Rating: 3222 + 2463 = 5685 votes 2463

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
3688 Current Rating: 3688 + 6100 = 9788 votesCurrent Rating: 3688 + 6100 = 9788 votes 6100

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
5221 Current Rating: 5221 + 4285 = 9506 votesCurrent Rating: 5221 + 4285 = 9506 votes 4285

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
4454 Current Rating: 4454 + 4201 = 8655 votesCurrent Rating: 4454 + 4201 = 8655 votes 4201

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
3812 Current Rating: 3812 + 5687 = 9499 votesCurrent Rating: 3812 + 5687 = 9499 votes 5687


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
9879 Current Rating: 9879 + 11379 = 21258 votesCurrent Rating: 9879 + 11379 = 21258 votes 11379

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
3346 Current Rating: 3346 + 2612 = 5958 votesCurrent Rating: 3346 + 2612 = 5958 votes 2612

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
3494 Current Rating: 3494 + 5523 = 9017 votesCurrent Rating: 3494 + 5523 = 9017 votes 5523

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
3343 Current Rating: 3343 + 6092 = 9435 votesCurrent Rating: 3343 + 6092 = 9435 votes 6092

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
3509 Current Rating: 3509 + 5302 = 8811 votesCurrent Rating: 3509 + 5302 = 8811 votes 5302

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
4016 Current Rating: 4016 + 5911 = 9927 votesCurrent Rating: 4016 + 5911 = 9927 votes 5911

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
3694 Current Rating: 3694 + 2753 = 6447 votesCurrent Rating: 3694 + 2753 = 6447 votes 2753

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
2522 Current Rating: 2522 + 1614 = 4136 votesCurrent Rating: 2522 + 1614 = 4136 votes 1614

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
2624 Current Rating: 2624 + 1901 = 4525 votesCurrent Rating: 2624 + 1901 = 4525 votes 1901

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
3204 Current Rating: 3204 + 2535 = 5739 votesCurrent Rating: 3204 + 2535 = 5739 votes 2535

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
2922 Current Rating: 2922 + 2585 = 5507 votesCurrent Rating: 2922 + 2585 = 5507 votes 2585

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
3754 Current Rating: 3754 + 2982 = 6736 votesCurrent Rating: 3754 + 2982 = 6736 votes 2982

[208] 12: Since we got married
3019 Current Rating: 3019 + 3979 = 6998 votesCurrent Rating: 3019 + 3979 = 6998 votes 3979

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
4454 Current Rating: 4454 + 3763 = 8217 votesCurrent Rating: 4454 + 3763 = 8217 votes 3763

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
5533 Current Rating: 5533 + 5926 = 11459 votesCurrent Rating: 5533 + 5926 = 11459 votes 5926

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
4590 Current Rating: 4590 + 4190 = 8780 votesCurrent Rating: 4590 + 4190 = 8780 votes 4190

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
3378 Current Rating: 3378 + 2407 = 5785 votesCurrent Rating: 3378 + 2407 = 5785 votes 2407

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
5551 Current Rating: 5551 + 6078 = 11629 votesCurrent Rating: 5551 + 6078 = 11629 votes 6078

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
3328 Current Rating: 3328 + 2532 = 5860 votesCurrent Rating: 3328 + 2532 = 5860 votes 2532


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
3459 Current Rating: 3459 + 2898 = 6357 votesCurrent Rating: 3459 + 2898 = 6357 votes 2898

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
5897 Current Rating: 5897 + 6061 = 11958 votesCurrent Rating: 5897 + 6061 = 11958 votes 6061

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
7275 Current Rating: 7275 + 7639 = 14914 votesCurrent Rating: 7275 + 7639 = 14914 votes 7639

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
4775 Current Rating: 4775 + 5787 = 10562 votesCurrent Rating: 4775 + 5787 = 10562 votes 5787

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
3302 Current Rating: 3302 + 4294 = 7596 votesCurrent Rating: 3302 + 4294 = 7596 votes 4294

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
5069 Current Rating: 5069 + 4372 = 9441 votesCurrent Rating: 5069 + 4372 = 9441 votes 4372

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
2944 Current Rating: 2944 + 2370 = 5314 votesCurrent Rating: 2944 + 2370 = 5314 votes 2370

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
4156 Current Rating: 4156 + 4268 = 8424 votesCurrent Rating: 4156 + 4268 = 8424 votes 4268

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
3761 Current Rating: 3761 + 3007 = 6768 votesCurrent Rating: 3761 + 3007 = 6768 votes 3007

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
4643 Current Rating: 4643 + 8364 = 13007 votesCurrent Rating: 4643 + 8364 = 13007 votes 8364

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
3629 Current Rating: 3629 + 5547 = 9176 votesCurrent Rating: 3629 + 5547 = 9176 votes 5547

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
3217 Current Rating: 3217 + 2593 = 5810 votesCurrent Rating: 3217 + 2593 = 5810 votes 2593

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
3589 Current Rating: 3589 + 2669 = 6258 votesCurrent Rating: 3589 + 2669 = 6258 votes 2669

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
2735 Current Rating: 2735 + 2072 = 4807 votesCurrent Rating: 2735 + 2072 = 4807 votes 2072

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
3061 Current Rating: 3061 + 2372 = 5433 votesCurrent Rating: 3061 + 2372 = 5433 votes 2372

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
2922 Current Rating: 2922 + 2176 = 5098 votesCurrent Rating: 2922 + 2176 = 5098 votes 2176

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
3135 Current Rating: 3135 + 2540 = 5675 votesCurrent Rating: 3135 + 2540 = 5675 votes 2540


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
2872 Current Rating: 2872 + 2263 = 5135 votesCurrent Rating: 2872 + 2263 = 5135 votes 2263

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
3632 Current Rating: 3632 + 3069 = 6701 votesCurrent Rating: 3632 + 3069 = 6701 votes 3069

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
3142 Current Rating: 3142 + 2489 = 5631 votesCurrent Rating: 3142 + 2489 = 5631 votes 2489

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
2977 Current Rating: 2977 + 2418 = 5395 votesCurrent Rating: 2977 + 2418 = 5395 votes 2418

[180] 24: The good news is that
3225 Current Rating: 3225 + 2354 = 5579 votesCurrent Rating: 3225 + 2354 = 5579 votes 2354

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
3649 Current Rating: 3649 + 2883 = 6532 votesCurrent Rating: 3649 + 2883 = 6532 votes 2883

[178] 19: My doctor told me
2926 Current Rating: 2926 + 2173 = 5099 votesCurrent Rating: 2926 + 2173 = 5099 votes 2173

[177] 18: As my lawyer
4044 Current Rating: 4044 + 5656 = 9700 votesCurrent Rating: 4044 + 5656 = 9700 votes 5656

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
3102 Current Rating: 3102 + 2502 = 5604 votesCurrent Rating: 3102 + 2502 = 5604 votes 2502

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
3539 Current Rating: 3539 + 3074 = 6613 votesCurrent Rating: 3539 + 3074 = 6613 votes 3074

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
3163 Current Rating: 3163 + 2356 = 5519 votesCurrent Rating: 3163 + 2356 = 5519 votes 2356

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
3705 Current Rating: 3705 + 2787 = 6492 votesCurrent Rating: 3705 + 2787 = 6492 votes 2787

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
3181 Current Rating: 3181 + 2557 = 5738 votesCurrent Rating: 3181 + 2557 = 5738 votes 2557

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
4456 Current Rating: 4456 + 6356 = 10812 votesCurrent Rating: 4456 + 6356 = 10812 votes 6356

[170] 9: I just had another fight
3498 Current Rating: 3498 + 2715 = 6213 votesCurrent Rating: 3498 + 2715 = 6213 votes 2715

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
3261 Current Rating: 3261 + 2981 = 6242 votesCurrent Rating: 3261 + 2981 = 6242 votes 2981

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 2950 = 6749 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 2950 = 6749 votes 2950

[167] 4: Do you know why
3604 Current Rating: 3604 + 2964 = 6568 votesCurrent Rating: 3604 + 2964 = 6568 votes 2964

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
4532 Current Rating: 4532 + 3629 = 8161 votesCurrent Rating: 4532 + 3629 = 8161 votes 3629

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
3827 Current Rating: 3827 + 3829 = 7656 votesCurrent Rating: 3827 + 3829 = 7656 votes 3829

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
2935 Current Rating: 2935 + 2311 = 5246 votesCurrent Rating: 2935 + 2311 = 5246 votes 2311


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
2663 Current Rating: 2663 + 1884 = 4547 votesCurrent Rating: 2663 + 1884 = 4547 votes 1884

[162] 25: What?
3617 Current Rating: 3617 + 2985 = 6602 votesCurrent Rating: 3617 + 2985 = 6602 votes 2985

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
3408 Current Rating: 3408 + 2821 = 6229 votesCurrent Rating: 3408 + 2821 = 6229 votes 2821

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
2579 Current Rating: 2579 + 1994 = 4573 votesCurrent Rating: 2579 + 1994 = 4573 votes 1994

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
2741 Current Rating: 2741 + 1895 = 4636 votesCurrent Rating: 2741 + 1895 = 4636 votes 1895

[158] 19: You look well rested
3454 Current Rating: 3454 + 2715 = 6169 votesCurrent Rating: 3454 + 2715 = 6169 votes 2715

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
4670 Current Rating: 4670 + 4086 = 8756 votesCurrent Rating: 4670 + 4086 = 8756 votes 4086

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
4112 Current Rating: 4112 + 3601 = 7713 votesCurrent Rating: 4112 + 3601 = 7713 votes 3601

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
2850 Current Rating: 2850 + 2121 = 4971 votesCurrent Rating: 2850 + 2121 = 4971 votes 2121

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
3005 Current Rating: 3005 + 2353 = 5358 votesCurrent Rating: 3005 + 2353 = 5358 votes 2353

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
3266 Current Rating: 3266 + 2461 = 5727 votesCurrent Rating: 3266 + 2461 = 5727 votes 2461

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
3128 Current Rating: 3128 + 2539 = 5667 votesCurrent Rating: 3128 + 2539 = 5667 votes 2539

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
3099 Current Rating: 3099 + 2398 = 5497 votesCurrent Rating: 3099 + 2398 = 5497 votes 2398

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
3075 Current Rating: 3075 + 2617 = 5692 votesCurrent Rating: 3075 + 2617 = 5692 votes 2617

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
3291 Current Rating: 3291 + 2591 = 5882 votesCurrent Rating: 3291 + 2591 = 5882 votes 2591

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
3431 Current Rating: 3431 + 3024 = 6455 votesCurrent Rating: 3431 + 3024 = 6455 votes 3024

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
3180 Current Rating: 3180 + 2357 = 5537 votesCurrent Rating: 3180 + 2357 = 5537 votes 2357

[146] 3: What do women and dog
2726 Current Rating: 2726 + 2144 = 4870 votesCurrent Rating: 2726 + 2144 = 4870 votes 2144

[145] 2: You look happy
2731 Current Rating: 2731 + 2019 = 4750 votesCurrent Rating: 2731 + 2019 = 4750 votes 2019

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
3846 Current Rating: 3846 + 3276 = 7122 votesCurrent Rating: 3846 + 3276 = 7122 votes 3276


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
3161 Current Rating: 3161 + 2491 = 5652 votesCurrent Rating: 3161 + 2491 = 5652 votes 2491

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
3208 Current Rating: 3208 + 2457 = 5665 votesCurrent Rating: 3208 + 2457 = 5665 votes 2457

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
2776 Current Rating: 2776 + 2202 = 4978 votesCurrent Rating: 2776 + 2202 = 4978 votes 2202

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
3793 Current Rating: 3793 + 3230 = 7023 votesCurrent Rating: 3793 + 3230 = 7023 votes 3230

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
3234 Current Rating: 3234 + 2647 = 5881 votesCurrent Rating: 3234 + 2647 = 5881 votes 2647

[138] 22: I love your forehead
2691 Current Rating: 2691 + 2178 = 4869 votesCurrent Rating: 2691 + 2178 = 4869 votes 2178

[137] 21: I got banned
3264 Current Rating: 3264 + 2536 = 5800 votesCurrent Rating: 3264 + 2536 = 5800 votes 2536

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
3108 Current Rating: 3108 + 2436 = 5544 votesCurrent Rating: 3108 + 2436 = 5544 votes 2436

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
3218 Current Rating: 3218 + 2655 = 5873 votesCurrent Rating: 3218 + 2655 = 5873 votes 2655

[134] 15: What are you watching?
3216 Current Rating: 3216 + 2570 = 5786 votesCurrent Rating: 3216 + 2570 = 5786 votes 2570

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
2928 Current Rating: 2928 + 2110 = 5038 votesCurrent Rating: 2928 + 2110 = 5038 votes 2110

[132] 13: I just want you to know
2626 Current Rating: 2626 + 1998 = 4624 votesCurrent Rating: 2626 + 1998 = 4624 votes 1998

[131] 12: I just read that the female
3273 Current Rating: 3273 + 6093 = 9366 votesCurrent Rating: 3273 + 6093 = 9366 votes 6093

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
3491 Current Rating: 3491 + 2634 = 6125 votesCurrent Rating: 3491 + 2634 = 6125 votes 2634






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