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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
14558 Current Rating: 14558 + 19919 = 34477 votesCurrent Rating: 14558 + 19919 = 34477 votes 19919

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
5619 Current Rating: 5619 + 4251 = 9870 votesCurrent Rating: 5619 + 4251 = 9870 votes 4251

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
9121 Current Rating: 9121 + 8757 = 17878 votesCurrent Rating: 9121 + 8757 = 17878 votes 8757

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1753 = 3243 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1753 = 3243 votes 1753

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1788 Current Rating: 1788 + 1677 = 3465 votesCurrent Rating: 1788 + 1677 = 3465 votes 1677

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1591 = 3246 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1591 = 3246 votes 1591

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1569 Current Rating: 1569 + 1530 = 3099 votesCurrent Rating: 1569 + 1530 = 3099 votes 1530

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1383 = 2984 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1383 = 2984 votes 1383

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2506 Current Rating: 2506 + 2327 = 4833 votesCurrent Rating: 2506 + 2327 = 4833 votes 2327

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 1635 = 3375 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 1635 = 3375 votes 1635

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 3175 = 6114 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 3175 = 6114 votes 3175


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
2193 Current Rating: 2193 + 1816 = 4009 votesCurrent Rating: 2193 + 1816 = 4009 votes 1816

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1587 Current Rating: 1587 + 1340 = 2927 votesCurrent Rating: 1587 + 1340 = 2927 votes 1340

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
3322 Current Rating: 3322 + 3987 = 7309 votesCurrent Rating: 3322 + 3987 = 7309 votes 3987

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1930 Current Rating: 1930 + 1860 = 3790 votesCurrent Rating: 1930 + 1860 = 3790 votes 1860

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
2468 Current Rating: 2468 + 2296 = 4764 votesCurrent Rating: 2468 + 2296 = 4764 votes 2296

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14572 Current Rating: 14572 + 15542 = 30114 votesCurrent Rating: 14572 + 15542 = 30114 votes 15542

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
2278 Current Rating: 2278 + 2655 = 4933 votesCurrent Rating: 2278 + 2655 = 4933 votes 2655

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
4417 Current Rating: 4417 + 2917 = 7334 votesCurrent Rating: 4417 + 2917 = 7334 votes 2917

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1952 Current Rating: 1952 + 2285 = 4237 votesCurrent Rating: 1952 + 2285 = 4237 votes 2285

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1288 = 2734 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1288 = 2734 votes 1288

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
2014 Current Rating: 2014 + 1980 = 3994 votesCurrent Rating: 2014 + 1980 = 3994 votes 1980

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
4237 Current Rating: 4237 + 4884 = 9121 votesCurrent Rating: 4237 + 4884 = 9121 votes 4884

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1844 Current Rating: 1844 + 1663 = 3507 votesCurrent Rating: 1844 + 1663 = 3507 votes 1663

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1441 Current Rating: 1441 + 1277 = 2718 votesCurrent Rating: 1441 + 1277 = 2718 votes 1277

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
4233 Current Rating: 4233 + 4091 = 8324 votesCurrent Rating: 4233 + 4091 = 8324 votes 4091

[314] 2: What should we do now
2023 Current Rating: 2023 + 1858 = 3881 votesCurrent Rating: 2023 + 1858 = 3881 votes 1858

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
2003 Current Rating: 2003 + 1882 = 3885 votesCurrent Rating: 2003 + 1882 = 3885 votes 1882


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2968 Current Rating: 2968 + 3063 = 6031 votesCurrent Rating: 2968 + 3063 = 6031 votes 3063

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
2104 Current Rating: 2104 + 1971 = 4075 votesCurrent Rating: 2104 + 1971 = 4075 votes 1971

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2622 Current Rating: 2622 + 3398 = 6020 votesCurrent Rating: 2622 + 3398 = 6020 votes 3398

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2539 Current Rating: 2539 + 2496 = 5035 votesCurrent Rating: 2539 + 2496 = 5035 votes 2496

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3510 Current Rating: 3510 + 5246 = 8756 votesCurrent Rating: 3510 + 5246 = 8756 votes 5246

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
2098 Current Rating: 2098 + 1955 = 4053 votesCurrent Rating: 2098 + 1955 = 4053 votes 1955

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1877 Current Rating: 1877 + 1614 = 3491 votesCurrent Rating: 1877 + 1614 = 3491 votes 1614

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1765 Current Rating: 1765 + 1541 = 3306 votesCurrent Rating: 1765 + 1541 = 3306 votes 1541

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2358 Current Rating: 2358 + 2216 = 4574 votesCurrent Rating: 2358 + 2216 = 4574 votes 2216

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1424 = 2965 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1424 = 2965 votes 1424

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4403 Current Rating: 4403 + 4986 = 9389 votesCurrent Rating: 4403 + 4986 = 9389 votes 4986

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1865 Current Rating: 1865 + 1575 = 3440 votesCurrent Rating: 1865 + 1575 = 3440 votes 1575

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1901 Current Rating: 1901 + 1890 = 3791 votesCurrent Rating: 1901 + 1890 = 3791 votes 1890

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1959 Current Rating: 1959 + 2059 = 4018 votesCurrent Rating: 1959 + 2059 = 4018 votes 2059

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2499 Current Rating: 2499 + 1958 = 4457 votesCurrent Rating: 2499 + 1958 = 4457 votes 1958

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
2018 Current Rating: 2018 + 1819 = 3837 votesCurrent Rating: 2018 + 1819 = 3837 votes 1819


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1680 = 3419 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1680 = 3419 votes 1680

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
2235 Current Rating: 2235 + 2372 = 4607 votesCurrent Rating: 2235 + 2372 = 4607 votes 2372

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1127 = 2526 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1127 = 2526 votes 1127

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1513 = 3081 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1513 = 3081 votes 1513

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1673 Current Rating: 1673 + 2058 = 3731 votesCurrent Rating: 1673 + 2058 = 3731 votes 2058

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1448 Current Rating: 1448 + 1482 = 2930 votesCurrent Rating: 1448 + 1482 = 2930 votes 1482

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1928 Current Rating: 1928 + 1638 = 3566 votesCurrent Rating: 1928 + 1638 = 3566 votes 1638

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1304 = 2705 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1304 = 2705 votes 1304

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 1415 = 2729 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 1415 = 2729 votes 1415

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1387 = 2782 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1387 = 2782 votes 1387

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1447 = 2801 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1447 = 2801 votes 1447

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1540 = 2967 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1540 = 2967 votes 1540

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1677 = 3224 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1677 = 3224 votes 1677

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1286 Current Rating: 1286 + 1259 = 2545 votesCurrent Rating: 1286 + 1259 = 2545 votes 1259

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1567 = 3130 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1567 = 3130 votes 1567

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
2319 Current Rating: 2319 + 2115 = 4434 votesCurrent Rating: 2319 + 2115 = 4434 votes 2115

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1355 = 2665 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1355 = 2665 votes 1355


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 1334 = 2718 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 1334 = 2718 votes 1334

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 1226 = 2440 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 1226 = 2440 votes 1226

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1363 = 2764 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1363 = 2764 votes 1363

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1467 Current Rating: 1467 + 1494 = 2961 votesCurrent Rating: 1467 + 1494 = 2961 votes 1494

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1634 Current Rating: 1634 + 1532 = 3166 votesCurrent Rating: 1634 + 1532 = 3166 votes 1532

[274] 24: I am the manager
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1270 = 2551 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1270 = 2551 votes 1270

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1283 Current Rating: 1283 + 1236 = 2519 votesCurrent Rating: 1283 + 1236 = 2519 votes 1236

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1588 = 3163 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1588 = 3163 votes 1588

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1961 Current Rating: 1961 + 1696 = 3657 votesCurrent Rating: 1961 + 1696 = 3657 votes 1696

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 1126 = 2215 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 1126 = 2215 votes 1126

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 1686 = 3443 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 1686 = 3443 votes 1686

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1759 Current Rating: 1759 + 1751 = 3510 votesCurrent Rating: 1759 + 1751 = 3510 votes 1751

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1909 Current Rating: 1909 + 2025 = 3934 votesCurrent Rating: 1909 + 2025 = 3934 votes 2025

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1377 = 2736 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1377 = 2736 votes 1377

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
1341 Current Rating: 1341 + 1371 = 2712 votesCurrent Rating: 1341 + 1371 = 2712 votes 1371

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1170 = 2458 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1170 = 2458 votes 1170

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1372 = 2673 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1372 = 2673 votes 1372

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1455 = 2984 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1455 = 2984 votes 1455


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1209 = 2440 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1209 = 2440 votes 1209

[260] 29: Wait here
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1422 = 2878 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1422 = 2878 votes 1422

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1397 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1397 = 2853 votes 1397

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1524 Current Rating: 1524 + 1592 = 3116 votesCurrent Rating: 1524 + 1592 = 3116 votes 1592

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1576 = 3083 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1576 = 3083 votes 1576

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1608 Current Rating: 1608 + 1494 = 3102 votesCurrent Rating: 1608 + 1494 = 3102 votes 1494

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1195 = 2856 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1195 = 2856 votes 1195

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1672 Current Rating: 1672 + 1544 = 3216 votesCurrent Rating: 1672 + 1544 = 3216 votes 1544

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1304 = 2599 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1304 = 2599 votes 1304

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
2654 Current Rating: 2654 + 1567 = 4221 votesCurrent Rating: 2654 + 1567 = 4221 votes 1567

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
2918 Current Rating: 2918 + 1763 = 4681 votesCurrent Rating: 2918 + 1763 = 4681 votes 1763

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2472 Current Rating: 2472 + 2825 = 5297 votesCurrent Rating: 2472 + 2825 = 5297 votes 2825

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
4770 Current Rating: 4770 + 3734 = 8504 votesCurrent Rating: 4770 + 3734 = 8504 votes 3734

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1397 = 2955 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1397 = 2955 votes 1397

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1195 = 2582 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1195 = 2582 votes 1195

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1283 = 2670 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1283 = 2670 votes 1283

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1878 Current Rating: 1878 + 1773 = 3651 votesCurrent Rating: 1878 + 1773 = 3651 votes 1773

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2693 Current Rating: 2693 + 2779 = 5472 votesCurrent Rating: 2693 + 2779 = 5472 votes 2779

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1620 = 3289 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1620 = 3289 votes 1620

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 1309 = 3357 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 1309 = 3357 votes 1309

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
2111 Current Rating: 2111 + 2017 = 4128 votesCurrent Rating: 2111 + 2017 = 4128 votes 2017


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
2040 Current Rating: 2040 + 1874 = 3914 votesCurrent Rating: 2040 + 1874 = 3914 votes 1874

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1562 = 3168 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1562 = 3168 votes 1562

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1777 Current Rating: 1777 + 1534 = 3311 votesCurrent Rating: 1777 + 1534 = 3311 votes 1534

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1299 = 2752 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1299 = 2752 votes 1299

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1440 = 2911 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1440 = 2911 votes 1440

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1432 Current Rating: 1432 + 1204 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1432 + 1204 = 2636 votes 1204

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1666 Current Rating: 1666 + 1630 = 3296 votesCurrent Rating: 1666 + 1630 = 3296 votes 1630

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1195 = 2705 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1195 = 2705 votes 1195

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1524 Current Rating: 1524 + 1482 = 3006 votesCurrent Rating: 1524 + 1482 = 3006 votes 1482

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1738 Current Rating: 1738 + 1463 = 3201 votesCurrent Rating: 1738 + 1463 = 3201 votes 1463

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1529 = 3039 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1529 = 3039 votes 1529

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1523 Current Rating: 1523 + 1450 = 2973 votesCurrent Rating: 1523 + 1450 = 2973 votes 1450

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1630 Current Rating: 1630 + 1497 = 3127 votesCurrent Rating: 1630 + 1497 = 3127 votes 1497

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1492 = 3021 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1492 = 3021 votes 1492

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1439 = 2855 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1439 = 2855 votes 1439

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1329 = 2782 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1329 = 2782 votes 1329

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
2190 Current Rating: 2190 + 1334 = 3524 votesCurrent Rating: 2190 + 1334 = 3524 votes 1334

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3874 Current Rating: 3874 + 3554 = 7428 votesCurrent Rating: 3874 + 3554 = 7428 votes 3554

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2780 Current Rating: 2780 + 3212 = 5992 votesCurrent Rating: 2780 + 3212 = 5992 votes 3212

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 1630 = 3699 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 1630 = 3699 votes 1630


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
7860 Current Rating: 7860 + 7412 = 15272 votesCurrent Rating: 7860 + 7412 = 15272 votes 7412

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1648 Current Rating: 1648 + 1522 = 3170 votesCurrent Rating: 1648 + 1522 = 3170 votes 1522

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1836 Current Rating: 1836 + 1453 = 3289 votesCurrent Rating: 1836 + 1453 = 3289 votes 1453

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1920 Current Rating: 1920 + 1331 = 3251 votesCurrent Rating: 1920 + 1331 = 3251 votes 1331

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1912 Current Rating: 1912 + 1423 = 3335 votesCurrent Rating: 1912 + 1423 = 3335 votes 1423

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
2133 Current Rating: 2133 + 1691 = 3824 votesCurrent Rating: 2133 + 1691 = 3824 votes 1691

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
2014 Current Rating: 2014 + 1691 = 3705 votesCurrent Rating: 2014 + 1691 = 3705 votes 1691

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 972 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 972 = 2202 votes 972

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1126 = 2374 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1126 = 2374 votes 1126

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1363 Current Rating: 1363 + 1419 = 2782 votesCurrent Rating: 1363 + 1419 = 2782 votes 1419

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1535 Current Rating: 1535 + 1737 = 3272 votesCurrent Rating: 1535 + 1737 = 3272 votes 1737

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1796 Current Rating: 1796 + 1641 = 3437 votesCurrent Rating: 1796 + 1641 = 3437 votes 1641

[208] 12: Since we got married
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1275 = 2913 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1275 = 2913 votes 1275

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
2362 Current Rating: 2362 + 2299 = 4661 votesCurrent Rating: 2362 + 2299 = 4661 votes 2299

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3671 Current Rating: 3671 + 4704 = 8375 votesCurrent Rating: 3671 + 4704 = 8375 votes 4704

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
2930 Current Rating: 2930 + 3215 = 6145 votesCurrent Rating: 2930 + 3215 = 6145 votes 3215

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
2036 Current Rating: 2036 + 1676 = 3712 votesCurrent Rating: 2036 + 1676 = 3712 votes 1676

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3925 Current Rating: 3925 + 4920 = 8845 votesCurrent Rating: 3925 + 4920 = 8845 votes 4920

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1524 = 3208 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1524 = 3208 votes 1524


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1822 Current Rating: 1822 + 1855 = 3677 votesCurrent Rating: 1822 + 1855 = 3677 votes 1855

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
4176 Current Rating: 4176 + 4830 = 9006 votesCurrent Rating: 4176 + 4830 = 9006 votes 4830

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
5551 Current Rating: 5551 + 4511 = 10062 votesCurrent Rating: 5551 + 4511 = 10062 votes 4511

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
3092 Current Rating: 3092 + 2762 = 5854 votesCurrent Rating: 3092 + 2762 = 5854 votes 2762

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
2072 Current Rating: 2072 + 1604 = 3676 votesCurrent Rating: 2072 + 1604 = 3676 votes 1604

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
3024 Current Rating: 3024 + 3029 = 6053 votesCurrent Rating: 3024 + 3029 = 6053 votes 3029

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1610 Current Rating: 1610 + 1600 = 3210 votesCurrent Rating: 1610 + 1600 = 3210 votes 1600

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
2392 Current Rating: 2392 + 2120 = 4512 votesCurrent Rating: 2392 + 2120 = 4512 votes 2120

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
2281 Current Rating: 2281 + 2079 = 4360 votesCurrent Rating: 2281 + 2079 = 4360 votes 2079

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
2624 Current Rating: 2624 + 2029 = 4653 votesCurrent Rating: 2624 + 2029 = 4653 votes 2029

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1954 Current Rating: 1954 + 1527 = 3481 votesCurrent Rating: 1954 + 1527 = 3481 votes 1527

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1511 = 3037 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1511 = 3037 votes 1511

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1818 Current Rating: 1818 + 1508 = 3326 votesCurrent Rating: 1818 + 1508 = 3326 votes 1508

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1444 Current Rating: 1444 + 1394 = 2838 votesCurrent Rating: 1444 + 1394 = 2838 votes 1394

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 1304 = 2683 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 1304 = 2683 votes 1304

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1286 Current Rating: 1286 + 1163 = 2449 votesCurrent Rating: 1286 + 1163 = 2449 votes 1163

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1353 = 2749 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1353 = 2749 votes 1353


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1422 = 2838 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1422 = 2838 votes 1422

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1642 Current Rating: 1642 + 1678 = 3320 votesCurrent Rating: 1642 + 1678 = 3320 votes 1678

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1391 = 2787 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1391 = 2787 votes 1391

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1352 = 2634 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1352 = 2634 votes 1352

[180] 24: The good news is that
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 1333 = 2932 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 1333 = 2932 votes 1333

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1760 Current Rating: 1760 + 1568 = 3328 votesCurrent Rating: 1760 + 1568 = 3328 votes 1568

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 1209 = 2456 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 1209 = 2456 votes 1209

[177] 18: As my lawyer
2283 Current Rating: 2283 + 1595 = 3878 votesCurrent Rating: 2283 + 1595 = 3878 votes 1595

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1468 = 2864 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1468 = 2864 votes 1468

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1880 Current Rating: 1880 + 2006 = 3886 votesCurrent Rating: 1880 + 2006 = 3886 votes 2006

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1356 = 2845 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1356 = 2845 votes 1356

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
2042 Current Rating: 2042 + 1751 = 3793 votesCurrent Rating: 2042 + 1751 = 3793 votes 1751

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1514 Current Rating: 1514 + 1452 = 2966 votesCurrent Rating: 1514 + 1452 = 2966 votes 1452

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
2402 Current Rating: 2402 + 2010 = 4412 votesCurrent Rating: 2402 + 2010 = 4412 votes 2010

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1738 Current Rating: 1738 + 1514 = 3252 votesCurrent Rating: 1738 + 1514 = 3252 votes 1514

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1841 = 3455 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1841 = 3455 votes 1841

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
2276 Current Rating: 2276 + 2031 = 4307 votesCurrent Rating: 2276 + 2031 = 4307 votes 2031

[167] 4: Do you know why
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 1598 = 3191 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 1598 = 3191 votes 1598

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
2476 Current Rating: 2476 + 2234 = 4710 votesCurrent Rating: 2476 + 2234 = 4710 votes 2234

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
2123 Current Rating: 2123 + 2659 = 4782 votesCurrent Rating: 2123 + 2659 = 4782 votes 2659

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1392 = 2790 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1392 = 2790 votes 1392


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1117 = 2432 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1117 = 2432 votes 1117

[162] 25: What?
1791 Current Rating: 1791 + 1733 = 3524 votesCurrent Rating: 1791 + 1733 = 3524 votes 1733

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1691 = 3384 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1691 = 3384 votes 1691

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1235 Current Rating: 1235 + 1232 = 2467 votesCurrent Rating: 1235 + 1232 = 2467 votes 1232

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1176 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1176 = 2504 votes 1176

[158] 19: You look well rested
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 1709 = 3566 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 1709 = 3566 votes 1709

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2611 Current Rating: 2611 + 2731 = 5342 votesCurrent Rating: 2611 + 2731 = 5342 votes 2731

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2549 Current Rating: 2549 + 2697 = 5246 votesCurrent Rating: 2549 + 2697 = 5246 votes 2697

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1423 = 2917 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1423 = 2917 votes 1423

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1617 = 3241 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1617 = 3241 votes 1617

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 1465 = 3116 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 1465 = 3116 votes 1465

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1423 Current Rating: 1423 + 1392 = 2815 votesCurrent Rating: 1423 + 1392 = 2815 votes 1392

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1530 = 3130 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1530 = 3130 votes 1530

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1523 Current Rating: 1523 + 1741 = 3264 votesCurrent Rating: 1523 + 1741 = 3264 votes 1741

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1533 = 3153 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1533 = 3153 votes 1533

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1972 = 3775 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1972 = 3775 votes 1972

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1603 Current Rating: 1603 + 1404 = 3007 votesCurrent Rating: 1603 + 1404 = 3007 votes 1404

[146] 3: What do women and dog
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1170 = 2327 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1170 = 2327 votes 1170

[145] 2: You look happy
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1277 = 2582 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1277 = 2582 votes 1277

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1865 Current Rating: 1865 + 1870 = 3735 votesCurrent Rating: 1865 + 1870 = 3735 votes 1870


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[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1454 = 2944 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1454 = 2944 votes 1454

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1429 = 2917 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1429 = 2917 votes 1429

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1435 Current Rating: 1435 + 1431 = 2866 votesCurrent Rating: 1435 + 1431 = 2866 votes 1431

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1834 Current Rating: 1834 + 1924 = 3758 votesCurrent Rating: 1834 + 1924 = 3758 votes 1924

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1638 = 3213 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1638 = 3213 votes 1638

[138] 22: I love your forehead
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1272 = 2438 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1272 = 2438 votes 1272

[137] 21: I got banned
1619 Current Rating: 1619 + 1517 = 3136 votesCurrent Rating: 1619 + 1517 = 3136 votes 1517

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1535 Current Rating: 1535 + 1437 = 2972 votesCurrent Rating: 1535 + 1437 = 2972 votes 1437

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1553 Current Rating: 1553 + 1577 = 3130 votesCurrent Rating: 1553 + 1577 = 3130 votes 1577

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1578 = 3122 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1578 = 3122 votes 1578

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1258 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1258 = 2676 votes 1258

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 1204 = 2414 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 1204 = 2414 votes 1204

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1864 Current Rating: 1864 + 1362 = 3226 votesCurrent Rating: 1864 + 1362 = 3226 votes 1362

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1847 Current Rating: 1847 + 1596 = 3443 votesCurrent Rating: 1847 + 1596 = 3443 votes 1596






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