first
home
random
best
downloads




Faceless
The Second Collection
NOW AVAILABLE


Archives: 2016 2015 2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009

Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
12399 Current Rating: 12399 + 14822 = 27221 votesCurrent Rating: 12399 + 14822 = 27221 votes 14822

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
3052 Current Rating: 3052 + 2849 = 5901 votesCurrent Rating: 3052 + 2849 = 5901 votes 2849

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1607 = 3231 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1607 = 3231 votes 1607

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1046 = 2138 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1046 = 2138 votes 1046

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1113 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1113 = 2295 votes 1113

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1013 Current Rating: 1013 + 950 = 1963 votesCurrent Rating: 1013 + 950 = 1963 votes 950

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
969 Current Rating: 969 + 946 = 1915 votesCurrent Rating: 969 + 946 = 1915 votes 946

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 899 = 2038 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 899 = 2038 votes 899

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
1748 Current Rating: 1748 + 1595 = 3343 votesCurrent Rating: 1748 + 1595 = 3343 votes 1595

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1102 = 2268 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1102 = 2268 votes 1102

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2207 Current Rating: 2207 + 2388 = 4595 votesCurrent Rating: 2207 + 2388 = 4595 votes 2388


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1278 = 2905 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1278 = 2905 votes 1278

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 966 = 2171 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 966 = 2171 votes 966

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2442 Current Rating: 2442 + 3010 = 5452 votesCurrent Rating: 2442 + 3010 = 5452 votes 3010

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 1006 = 2093 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 1006 = 2093 votes 1006

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1129 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1129 = 2408 votes 1129

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
11007 Current Rating: 11007 + 11494 = 22501 votesCurrent Rating: 11007 + 11494 = 22501 votes 11494

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 1736 = 3196 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 1736 = 3196 votes 1736

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1416 = 2836 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1416 = 2836 votes 1416

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1138 = 2325 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1138 = 2325 votes 1138

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
957 Current Rating: 957 + 845 = 1802 votesCurrent Rating: 957 + 845 = 1802 votes 845

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1192 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1192 = 2498 votes 1192

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3593 Current Rating: 3593 + 4488 = 8081 votesCurrent Rating: 3593 + 4488 = 8081 votes 4488

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1085 = 2404 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1085 = 2404 votes 1085

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 873 = 1932 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 873 = 1932 votes 873

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3519 Current Rating: 3519 + 3334 = 6853 votesCurrent Rating: 3519 + 3334 = 6853 votes 3334

[314] 2: What should we do now
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1470 = 3158 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1470 = 3158 votes 1470

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1082 Current Rating: 1082 + 889 = 1971 votesCurrent Rating: 1082 + 889 = 1971 votes 889


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2165 Current Rating: 2165 + 2306 = 4471 votesCurrent Rating: 2165 + 2306 = 4471 votes 2306

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1380 = 2919 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1380 = 2919 votes 1380

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2229 Current Rating: 2229 + 2985 = 5214 votesCurrent Rating: 2229 + 2985 = 5214 votes 2985

[309] 21: I feel horrible
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1619 = 3280 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1619 = 3280 votes 1619

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
2976 Current Rating: 2976 + 4663 = 7639 votesCurrent Rating: 2976 + 4663 = 7639 votes 4663

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1432 = 3038 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1432 = 3038 votes 1432

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1521 Current Rating: 1521 + 1222 = 2743 votesCurrent Rating: 1521 + 1222 = 2743 votes 1222

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 886 = 1992 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 886 = 1992 votes 886

[304] 13: What are you doing?
1644 Current Rating: 1644 + 1456 = 3100 votesCurrent Rating: 1644 + 1456 = 3100 votes 1456

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1013 Current Rating: 1013 + 900 = 1913 votesCurrent Rating: 1013 + 900 = 1913 votes 900

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
3742 Current Rating: 3742 + 4297 = 8039 votesCurrent Rating: 3742 + 4297 = 8039 votes 4297

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 972 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 972 = 2112 votes 972

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 1080 = 2131 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 1080 = 2131 votes 1080

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1206 = 2378 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1206 = 2378 votes 1206

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2064 Current Rating: 2064 + 1444 = 3508 votesCurrent Rating: 2064 + 1444 = 3508 votes 1444

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1047 = 2323 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1047 = 2323 votes 1047


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 1112 = 2240 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 1112 = 2240 votes 1112

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1663 = 3215 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1663 = 3215 votes 1663

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
690 Current Rating: 690 + 705 = 1395 votesCurrent Rating: 690 + 705 = 1395 votes 705

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 1133 = 2322 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 1133 = 2322 votes 1133

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1703 = 3035 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1703 = 3035 votes 1703

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
844 Current Rating: 844 + 901 = 1745 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 901 = 1745 votes 901

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 951 = 1976 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 951 = 1976 votes 951

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
874 Current Rating: 874 + 766 = 1640 votesCurrent Rating: 874 + 766 = 1640 votes 766

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
677 Current Rating: 677 + 753 = 1430 votesCurrent Rating: 677 + 753 = 1430 votes 753

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
762 Current Rating: 762 + 800 = 1562 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 800 = 1562 votes 800

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
866 Current Rating: 866 + 979 = 1845 votesCurrent Rating: 866 + 979 = 1845 votes 979

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 1198 = 2294 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 1198 = 2294 votes 1198

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 1106 = 2121 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 1106 = 2121 votes 1106

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
738 Current Rating: 738 + 740 = 1478 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 740 = 1478 votes 740

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1212 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1212 = 2369 votes 1212

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
1504 Current Rating: 1504 + 1487 = 2991 votesCurrent Rating: 1504 + 1487 = 2991 votes 1487

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
846 Current Rating: 846 + 845 = 1691 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 845 = 1691 votes 845


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
751 Current Rating: 751 + 709 = 1460 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 709 = 1460 votes 709

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
620 Current Rating: 620 + 641 = 1261 votesCurrent Rating: 620 + 641 = 1261 votes 641

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
798 Current Rating: 798 + 749 = 1547 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 749 = 1547 votes 749

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
794 Current Rating: 794 + 785 = 1579 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 785 = 1579 votes 785

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
964 Current Rating: 964 + 893 = 1857 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 893 = 1857 votes 893

[274] 24: I am the manager
740 Current Rating: 740 + 709 = 1449 votesCurrent Rating: 740 + 709 = 1449 votes 709

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
759 Current Rating: 759 + 753 = 1512 votesCurrent Rating: 759 + 753 = 1512 votes 753

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
786 Current Rating: 786 + 746 = 1532 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 746 = 1532 votes 746

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
978 Current Rating: 978 + 928 = 1906 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 928 = 1906 votes 928

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
703 Current Rating: 703 + 782 = 1485 votesCurrent Rating: 703 + 782 = 1485 votes 782

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1021 = 2076 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1021 = 2076 votes 1021

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 989 = 2001 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 989 = 2001 votes 989

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 1274 = 2496 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 1274 = 2496 votes 1274

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
964 Current Rating: 964 + 956 = 1920 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 956 = 1920 votes 956

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
667 Current Rating: 667 + 746 = 1413 votesCurrent Rating: 667 + 746 = 1413 votes 746

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
724 Current Rating: 724 + 671 = 1395 votesCurrent Rating: 724 + 671 = 1395 votes 671

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
877 Current Rating: 877 + 901 = 1778 votesCurrent Rating: 877 + 901 = 1778 votes 901

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
693 Current Rating: 693 + 636 = 1329 votesCurrent Rating: 693 + 636 = 1329 votes 636


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
837 Current Rating: 837 + 814 = 1651 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 814 = 1651 votes 814

[260] 29: Wait here
762 Current Rating: 762 + 737 = 1499 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 737 = 1499 votes 737

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
686 Current Rating: 686 + 701 = 1387 votesCurrent Rating: 686 + 701 = 1387 votes 701

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
897 Current Rating: 897 + 909 = 1806 votesCurrent Rating: 897 + 909 = 1806 votes 909

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
986 Current Rating: 986 + 970 = 1956 votesCurrent Rating: 986 + 970 = 1956 votes 970

[256] 23: As my lawyer
764 Current Rating: 764 + 695 = 1459 votesCurrent Rating: 764 + 695 = 1459 votes 695

[255] 22: Sex is the price
759 Current Rating: 759 + 641 = 1400 votesCurrent Rating: 759 + 641 = 1400 votes 641

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1036 Current Rating: 1036 + 1009 = 2045 votesCurrent Rating: 1036 + 1009 = 2045 votes 1009

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
807 Current Rating: 807 + 814 = 1621 votesCurrent Rating: 807 + 814 = 1621 votes 814

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 851 = 1946 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 851 = 1946 votes 851

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
918 Current Rating: 918 + 786 = 1704 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 786 = 1704 votes 786

[250] 14: Those look heavy
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1606 = 3116 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1606 = 3116 votes 1606

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
2850 Current Rating: 2850 + 3024 = 5874 votesCurrent Rating: 2850 + 3024 = 5874 votes 3024

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
911 Current Rating: 911 + 851 = 1762 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 851 = 1762 votes 851

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
772 Current Rating: 772 + 707 = 1479 votesCurrent Rating: 772 + 707 = 1479 votes 707

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
750 Current Rating: 750 + 744 = 1494 votesCurrent Rating: 750 + 744 = 1494 votes 744

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1223 = 2530 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1223 = 2530 votes 1223

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2140 Current Rating: 2140 + 2255 = 4395 votesCurrent Rating: 2140 + 2255 = 4395 votes 2255

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
925 Current Rating: 925 + 875 = 1800 votesCurrent Rating: 925 + 875 = 1800 votes 875

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1110 Current Rating: 1110 + 880 = 1990 votesCurrent Rating: 1110 + 880 = 1990 votes 880

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
997 Current Rating: 997 + 947 = 1944 votesCurrent Rating: 997 + 947 = 1944 votes 947


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 932 = 1936 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 932 = 1936 votes 932

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
884 Current Rating: 884 + 831 = 1715 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 831 = 1715 votes 831

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 888 = 1897 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 888 = 1897 votes 888

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 855 = 1873 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 855 = 1873 votes 855

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
874 Current Rating: 874 + 852 = 1726 votesCurrent Rating: 874 + 852 = 1726 votes 852

[235] 23: My dog died last week
907 Current Rating: 907 + 684 = 1591 votesCurrent Rating: 907 + 684 = 1591 votes 684

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
933 Current Rating: 933 + 888 = 1821 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 888 = 1821 votes 888

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 733 = 1751 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 733 = 1751 votes 733

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
889 Current Rating: 889 + 871 = 1760 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 871 = 1760 votes 871

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 908 = 1943 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 908 = 1943 votes 908

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
993 Current Rating: 993 + 994 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 994 = 1987 votes 994

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
975 Current Rating: 975 + 929 = 1904 votesCurrent Rating: 975 + 929 = 1904 votes 929

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1078 Current Rating: 1078 + 974 = 2052 votesCurrent Rating: 1078 + 974 = 2052 votes 974

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
990 Current Rating: 990 + 944 = 1934 votesCurrent Rating: 990 + 944 = 1934 votes 944

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
860 Current Rating: 860 + 851 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 860 + 851 = 1711 votes 851

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
803 Current Rating: 803 + 703 = 1506 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 703 = 1506 votes 703

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 877 = 1983 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 877 = 1983 votes 877

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3138 Current Rating: 3138 + 3086 = 6224 votesCurrent Rating: 3138 + 3086 = 6224 votes 3086

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
1794 Current Rating: 1794 + 1934 = 3728 votesCurrent Rating: 1794 + 1934 = 3728 votes 1934

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
941 Current Rating: 941 + 888 = 1829 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 888 = 1829 votes 888


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
1889 Current Rating: 1889 + 1910 = 3799 votesCurrent Rating: 1889 + 1910 = 3799 votes 1910

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
988 Current Rating: 988 + 881 = 1869 votesCurrent Rating: 988 + 881 = 1869 votes 881

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
882 Current Rating: 882 + 772 = 1654 votesCurrent Rating: 882 + 772 = 1654 votes 772

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 874 = 1883 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 874 = 1883 votes 874

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 873 = 1877 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 873 = 1877 votes 873

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 889 = 1892 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 889 = 1892 votes 889

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 918 = 1944 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 918 = 1944 votes 918

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
902 Current Rating: 902 + 700 = 1602 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 700 = 1602 votes 700

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
872 Current Rating: 872 + 775 = 1647 votesCurrent Rating: 872 + 775 = 1647 votes 775

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
763 Current Rating: 763 + 799 = 1562 votesCurrent Rating: 763 + 799 = 1562 votes 799

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
991 Current Rating: 991 + 840 = 1831 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 840 = 1831 votes 840

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
957 Current Rating: 957 + 810 = 1767 votesCurrent Rating: 957 + 810 = 1767 votes 810

[208] 12: Since we got married
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 873 = 2052 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 873 = 2052 votes 873

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 988 = 2218 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 988 = 2218 votes 988

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
2811 Current Rating: 2811 + 3791 = 6602 votesCurrent Rating: 2811 + 3791 = 6602 votes 3791

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1700 = 3212 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1700 = 3212 votes 1700

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 1235 = 2834 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 1235 = 2834 votes 1235

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3264 Current Rating: 3264 + 4185 = 7449 votesCurrent Rating: 3264 + 4185 = 7449 votes 4185

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1074 Current Rating: 1074 + 917 = 1991 votesCurrent Rating: 1074 + 917 = 1991 votes 917


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1289 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1289 = 2605 votes 1289

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3353 Current Rating: 3353 + 3914 = 7267 votesCurrent Rating: 3353 + 3914 = 7267 votes 3914

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
4371 Current Rating: 4371 + 3573 = 7944 votesCurrent Rating: 4371 + 3573 = 7944 votes 3573

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2490 Current Rating: 2490 + 2085 = 4575 votesCurrent Rating: 2490 + 2085 = 4575 votes 2085

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1794 Current Rating: 1794 + 1288 = 3082 votesCurrent Rating: 1794 + 1288 = 3082 votes 1288

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2079 Current Rating: 2079 + 2137 = 4216 votesCurrent Rating: 2079 + 2137 = 4216 votes 2137

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1075 = 2230 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1075 = 2230 votes 1075

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1355 Current Rating: 1355 + 1091 = 2446 votesCurrent Rating: 1355 + 1091 = 2446 votes 1091

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 873 = 1961 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 873 = 1961 votes 873

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 902 = 1969 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 902 = 1969 votes 902

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
927 Current Rating: 927 + 835 = 1762 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 835 = 1762 votes 835

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
765 Current Rating: 765 + 761 = 1526 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 761 = 1526 votes 761

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
971 Current Rating: 971 + 774 = 1745 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 774 = 1745 votes 774

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1118 Current Rating: 1118 + 1066 = 2184 votesCurrent Rating: 1118 + 1066 = 2184 votes 1066

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
802 Current Rating: 802 + 732 = 1534 votesCurrent Rating: 802 + 732 = 1534 votes 732

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
739 Current Rating: 739 + 624 = 1363 votesCurrent Rating: 739 + 624 = 1363 votes 624

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
813 Current Rating: 813 + 761 = 1574 votesCurrent Rating: 813 + 761 = 1574 votes 761


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1013 Current Rating: 1013 + 940 = 1953 votesCurrent Rating: 1013 + 940 = 1953 votes 940

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
831 Current Rating: 831 + 828 = 1659 votesCurrent Rating: 831 + 828 = 1659 votes 828

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
805 Current Rating: 805 + 791 = 1596 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 791 = 1596 votes 791

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
693 Current Rating: 693 + 748 = 1441 votesCurrent Rating: 693 + 748 = 1441 votes 748

[180] 24: The good news is that
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 706 = 1714 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 706 = 1714 votes 706

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
993 Current Rating: 993 + 769 = 1762 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 769 = 1762 votes 769

[178] 19: My doctor told me
706 Current Rating: 706 + 664 = 1370 votesCurrent Rating: 706 + 664 = 1370 votes 664

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 820 = 1838 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 820 = 1838 votes 820

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
772 Current Rating: 772 + 864 = 1636 votesCurrent Rating: 772 + 864 = 1636 votes 864

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 1194 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 1194 = 2298 votes 1194

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
872 Current Rating: 872 + 802 = 1674 votesCurrent Rating: 872 + 802 = 1674 votes 802

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 920 = 1923 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 920 = 1923 votes 920

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
836 Current Rating: 836 + 722 = 1558 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 722 = 1558 votes 722

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1030 Current Rating: 1030 + 1005 = 2035 votesCurrent Rating: 1030 + 1005 = 2035 votes 1005

[170] 9: I just had another fight
812 Current Rating: 812 + 698 = 1510 votesCurrent Rating: 812 + 698 = 1510 votes 698

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
882 Current Rating: 882 + 733 = 1615 votesCurrent Rating: 882 + 733 = 1615 votes 733

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
989 Current Rating: 989 + 887 = 1876 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 887 = 1876 votes 887

[167] 4: Do you know why
779 Current Rating: 779 + 802 = 1581 votesCurrent Rating: 779 + 802 = 1581 votes 802

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 986 = 2103 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 986 = 2103 votes 986

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1063 = 2197 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1063 = 2197 votes 1063

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
885 Current Rating: 885 + 865 = 1750 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 865 = 1750 votes 865


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
844 Current Rating: 844 + 718 = 1562 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 718 = 1562 votes 718

[162] 25: What?
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 936 = 1956 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 936 = 1956 votes 936

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
928 Current Rating: 928 + 903 = 1831 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 903 = 1831 votes 903

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
850 Current Rating: 850 + 871 = 1721 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 871 = 1721 votes 871

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
907 Current Rating: 907 + 773 = 1680 votesCurrent Rating: 907 + 773 = 1680 votes 773

[158] 19: You look well rested
971 Current Rating: 971 + 793 = 1764 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 793 = 1764 votes 793

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1568 = 3004 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1568 = 3004 votes 1568

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
1994 Current Rating: 1994 + 2098 = 4092 votesCurrent Rating: 1994 + 2098 = 4092 votes 2098

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
976 Current Rating: 976 + 919 = 1895 votesCurrent Rating: 976 + 919 = 1895 votes 919

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
999 Current Rating: 999 + 1041 = 2040 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 1041 = 2040 votes 1041

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
997 Current Rating: 997 + 832 = 1829 votesCurrent Rating: 997 + 832 = 1829 votes 832

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
815 Current Rating: 815 + 779 = 1594 votesCurrent Rating: 815 + 779 = 1594 votes 779

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 978 = 2041 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 978 = 2041 votes 978

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 1297 = 2337 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 1297 = 2337 votes 1297

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
986 Current Rating: 986 + 935 = 1921 votesCurrent Rating: 986 + 935 = 1921 votes 935

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1329 = 2557 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1329 = 2557 votes 1329

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 880 = 1940 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 880 = 1940 votes 880

[146] 3: What do women and dog
673 Current Rating: 673 + 709 = 1382 votesCurrent Rating: 673 + 709 = 1382 votes 709

[145] 2: You look happy
914 Current Rating: 914 + 924 = 1838 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 924 = 1838 votes 924

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
991 Current Rating: 991 + 1002 = 1993 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 1002 = 1993 votes 1002


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
884 Current Rating: 884 + 844 = 1728 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 844 = 1728 votes 844

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
869 Current Rating: 869 + 798 = 1667 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 798 = 1667 votes 798

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 1026 = 2078 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 1026 = 2078 votes 1026

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
978 Current Rating: 978 + 997 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 997 = 1975 votes 997

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
921 Current Rating: 921 + 1034 = 1955 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 1034 = 1955 votes 1034

[138] 22: I love your forehead
694 Current Rating: 694 + 774 = 1468 votesCurrent Rating: 694 + 774 = 1468 votes 774

[137] 21: I got banned
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 920 = 1922 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 920 = 1922 votes 920

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
943 Current Rating: 943 + 796 = 1739 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 796 = 1739 votes 796

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
921 Current Rating: 921 + 940 = 1861 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 940 = 1861 votes 940

[134] 15: What are you watching?
981 Current Rating: 981 + 1035 = 2016 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 1035 = 2016 votes 1035

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
914 Current Rating: 914 + 765 = 1679 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 765 = 1679 votes 765

[132] 13: I just want you to know
790 Current Rating: 790 + 811 = 1601 votesCurrent Rating: 790 + 811 = 1601 votes 811

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1099 Current Rating: 1099 + 990 = 2089 votesCurrent Rating: 1099 + 990 = 2089 votes 990

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
944 Current Rating: 944 + 910 = 1854 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 910 = 1854 votes 910






Faceless
RSS twitter facebook
© 2009 - 2015
copyright, privacy, contact info

Locations of visitors to this page


latest
archive
follow
about
the books