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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
15455 Current Rating: 15455 + 21124 = 36579 votesCurrent Rating: 15455 + 21124 = 36579 votes 21124

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
6576 Current Rating: 6576 + 7723 = 14299 votesCurrent Rating: 6576 + 7723 = 14299 votes 7723

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
12062 Current Rating: 12062 + 13827 = 25889 votesCurrent Rating: 12062 + 13827 = 25889 votes 13827

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1897 Current Rating: 1897 + 2105 = 4002 votesCurrent Rating: 1897 + 2105 = 4002 votes 2105

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
2264 Current Rating: 2264 + 2072 = 4336 votesCurrent Rating: 2264 + 2072 = 4336 votes 2072

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
2161 Current Rating: 2161 + 1987 = 4148 votesCurrent Rating: 2161 + 1987 = 4148 votes 1987

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
2041 Current Rating: 2041 + 1924 = 3965 votesCurrent Rating: 2041 + 1924 = 3965 votes 1924

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
2049 Current Rating: 2049 + 1749 = 3798 votesCurrent Rating: 2049 + 1749 = 3798 votes 1749

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
3038 Current Rating: 3038 + 2790 = 5828 votesCurrent Rating: 3038 + 2790 = 5828 votes 2790

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
2204 Current Rating: 2204 + 2009 = 4213 votesCurrent Rating: 2204 + 2009 = 4213 votes 2009

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
3458 Current Rating: 3458 + 3643 = 7101 votesCurrent Rating: 3458 + 3643 = 7101 votes 3643


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
2632 Current Rating: 2632 + 2198 = 4830 votesCurrent Rating: 2632 + 2198 = 4830 votes 2198

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1976 Current Rating: 1976 + 1639 = 3615 votesCurrent Rating: 1976 + 1639 = 3615 votes 1639

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
3848 Current Rating: 3848 + 4471 = 8319 votesCurrent Rating: 3848 + 4471 = 8319 votes 4471

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
2490 Current Rating: 2490 + 2350 = 4840 votesCurrent Rating: 2490 + 2350 = 4840 votes 2350

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
3096 Current Rating: 3096 + 2804 = 5900 votesCurrent Rating: 3096 + 2804 = 5900 votes 2804

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
15091 Current Rating: 15091 + 16016 = 31107 votesCurrent Rating: 15091 + 16016 = 31107 votes 16016

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
2749 Current Rating: 2749 + 3029 = 5778 votesCurrent Rating: 2749 + 3029 = 5778 votes 3029

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
6486 Current Rating: 6486 + 6426 = 12912 votesCurrent Rating: 6486 + 6426 = 12912 votes 6426

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
2453 Current Rating: 2453 + 2796 = 5249 votesCurrent Rating: 2453 + 2796 = 5249 votes 2796

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1874 Current Rating: 1874 + 1628 = 3502 votesCurrent Rating: 1874 + 1628 = 3502 votes 1628

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
2552 Current Rating: 2552 + 2453 = 5005 votesCurrent Rating: 2552 + 2453 = 5005 votes 2453

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
4655 Current Rating: 4655 + 5179 = 9834 votesCurrent Rating: 4655 + 5179 = 9834 votes 5179

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
2269 Current Rating: 2269 + 2006 = 4275 votesCurrent Rating: 2269 + 2006 = 4275 votes 2006

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1886 Current Rating: 1886 + 1578 = 3464 votesCurrent Rating: 1886 + 1578 = 3464 votes 1578

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
4695 Current Rating: 4695 + 4493 = 9188 votesCurrent Rating: 4695 + 4493 = 9188 votes 4493

[314] 2: What should we do now
2377 Current Rating: 2377 + 2145 = 4522 votesCurrent Rating: 2377 + 2145 = 4522 votes 2145

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
2571 Current Rating: 2571 + 2386 = 4957 votesCurrent Rating: 2571 + 2386 = 4957 votes 2386


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
3518 Current Rating: 3518 + 3529 = 7047 votesCurrent Rating: 3518 + 3529 = 7047 votes 3529

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
2519 Current Rating: 2519 + 2326 = 4845 votesCurrent Rating: 2519 + 2326 = 4845 votes 2326

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2956 Current Rating: 2956 + 3670 = 6626 votesCurrent Rating: 2956 + 3670 = 6626 votes 3670

[309] 21: I feel horrible
3109 Current Rating: 3109 + 2973 = 6082 votesCurrent Rating: 3109 + 2973 = 6082 votes 2973

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3912 Current Rating: 3912 + 5614 = 9526 votesCurrent Rating: 3912 + 5614 = 9526 votes 5614

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
2502 Current Rating: 2502 + 2298 = 4800 votesCurrent Rating: 2502 + 2298 = 4800 votes 2298

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
2245 Current Rating: 2245 + 1899 = 4144 votesCurrent Rating: 2245 + 1899 = 4144 votes 1899

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
2237 Current Rating: 2237 + 1940 = 4177 votesCurrent Rating: 2237 + 1940 = 4177 votes 1940

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2854 Current Rating: 2854 + 2628 = 5482 votesCurrent Rating: 2854 + 2628 = 5482 votes 2628

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
2004 Current Rating: 2004 + 1807 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 2004 + 1807 = 3811 votes 1807

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4816 Current Rating: 4816 + 5362 = 10178 votesCurrent Rating: 4816 + 5362 = 10178 votes 5362

[301] 7: Iím from the church
2367 Current Rating: 2367 + 1967 = 4334 votesCurrent Rating: 2367 + 1967 = 4334 votes 1967

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
2390 Current Rating: 2390 + 2293 = 4683 votesCurrent Rating: 2390 + 2293 = 4683 votes 2293

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
2586 Current Rating: 2586 + 2553 = 5139 votesCurrent Rating: 2586 + 2553 = 5139 votes 2553

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2921 Current Rating: 2921 + 2308 = 5229 votesCurrent Rating: 2921 + 2308 = 5229 votes 2308

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
2547 Current Rating: 2547 + 2275 = 4822 votesCurrent Rating: 2547 + 2275 = 4822 votes 2275


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
2208 Current Rating: 2208 + 2052 = 4260 votesCurrent Rating: 2208 + 2052 = 4260 votes 2052

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
2757 Current Rating: 2757 + 2837 = 5594 votesCurrent Rating: 2757 + 2837 = 5594 votes 2837

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1870 Current Rating: 1870 + 1450 = 3320 votesCurrent Rating: 1870 + 1450 = 3320 votes 1450

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1970 Current Rating: 1970 + 1804 = 3774 votesCurrent Rating: 1970 + 1804 = 3774 votes 1804

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
2075 Current Rating: 2075 + 2361 = 4436 votesCurrent Rating: 2075 + 2361 = 4436 votes 2361

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1947 Current Rating: 1947 + 1885 = 3832 votesCurrent Rating: 1947 + 1885 = 3832 votes 1885

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
2424 Current Rating: 2424 + 2031 = 4455 votesCurrent Rating: 2424 + 2031 = 4455 votes 2031

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1848 Current Rating: 1848 + 1669 = 3517 votesCurrent Rating: 1848 + 1669 = 3517 votes 1669

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1843 Current Rating: 1843 + 1878 = 3721 votesCurrent Rating: 1843 + 1878 = 3721 votes 1878

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1882 Current Rating: 1882 + 1785 = 3667 votesCurrent Rating: 1882 + 1785 = 3667 votes 1785

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1837 Current Rating: 1837 + 1815 = 3652 votesCurrent Rating: 1837 + 1815 = 3652 votes 1815

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1839 Current Rating: 1839 + 1850 = 3689 votesCurrent Rating: 1839 + 1850 = 3689 votes 1850

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
2027 Current Rating: 2027 + 2077 = 4104 votesCurrent Rating: 2027 + 2077 = 4104 votes 2077

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1779 Current Rating: 1779 + 1656 = 3435 votesCurrent Rating: 1779 + 1656 = 3435 votes 1656

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1986 Current Rating: 1986 + 1881 = 3867 votesCurrent Rating: 1986 + 1881 = 3867 votes 1881

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
2814 Current Rating: 2814 + 2492 = 5306 votesCurrent Rating: 2814 + 2492 = 5306 votes 2492

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1703 Current Rating: 1703 + 1694 = 3397 votesCurrent Rating: 1703 + 1694 = 3397 votes 1694


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1832 Current Rating: 1832 + 1707 = 3539 votesCurrent Rating: 1832 + 1707 = 3539 votes 1707

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1653 = 3348 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1653 = 3348 votes 1653

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1874 Current Rating: 1874 + 1764 = 3638 votesCurrent Rating: 1874 + 1764 = 3638 votes 1764

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1964 Current Rating: 1964 + 1944 = 3908 votesCurrent Rating: 1964 + 1944 = 3908 votes 1944

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
2059 Current Rating: 2059 + 1907 = 3966 votesCurrent Rating: 2059 + 1907 = 3966 votes 1907

[274] 24: I am the manager
1716 Current Rating: 1716 + 1653 = 3369 votesCurrent Rating: 1716 + 1653 = 3369 votes 1653

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1576 = 3228 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1576 = 3228 votes 1576

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
2110 Current Rating: 2110 + 2057 = 4167 votesCurrent Rating: 2110 + 2057 = 4167 votes 2057

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
2431 Current Rating: 2431 + 2099 = 4530 votesCurrent Rating: 2431 + 2099 = 4530 votes 2099

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1468 = 2929 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1468 = 2929 votes 1468

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
2195 Current Rating: 2195 + 2059 = 4254 votesCurrent Rating: 2195 + 2059 = 4254 votes 2059

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
2242 Current Rating: 2242 + 2198 = 4440 votesCurrent Rating: 2242 + 2198 = 4440 votes 2198

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
2328 Current Rating: 2328 + 2402 = 4730 votesCurrent Rating: 2328 + 2402 = 4730 votes 2402

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1722 Current Rating: 1722 + 1668 = 3390 votesCurrent Rating: 1722 + 1668 = 3390 votes 1668

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 1750 = 3548 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 1750 = 3548 votes 1750

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1525 = 3266 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1525 = 3266 votes 1525

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1663 Current Rating: 1663 + 1728 = 3391 votesCurrent Rating: 1663 + 1728 = 3391 votes 1728

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
2055 Current Rating: 2055 + 1924 = 3979 votesCurrent Rating: 2055 + 1924 = 3979 votes 1924


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1552 = 3153 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1552 = 3153 votes 1552

[260] 29: Wait here
1945 Current Rating: 1945 + 1839 = 3784 votesCurrent Rating: 1945 + 1839 = 3784 votes 1839

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1958 Current Rating: 1958 + 1807 = 3765 votesCurrent Rating: 1958 + 1807 = 3765 votes 1807

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1960 Current Rating: 1960 + 1992 = 3952 votesCurrent Rating: 1960 + 1992 = 3952 votes 1992

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1992 Current Rating: 1992 + 1995 = 3987 votesCurrent Rating: 1992 + 1995 = 3987 votes 1995

[256] 23: As my lawyer
2164 Current Rating: 2164 + 1951 = 4115 votesCurrent Rating: 2164 + 1951 = 4115 votes 1951

[255] 22: Sex is the price
2066 Current Rating: 2066 + 1517 = 3583 votesCurrent Rating: 2066 + 1517 = 3583 votes 1517

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
2138 Current Rating: 2138 + 1903 = 4041 votesCurrent Rating: 2138 + 1903 = 4041 votes 1903

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1736 Current Rating: 1736 + 1664 = 3400 votesCurrent Rating: 1736 + 1664 = 3400 votes 1664

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
3188 Current Rating: 3188 + 1897 = 5085 votesCurrent Rating: 3188 + 1897 = 5085 votes 1897

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
3628 Current Rating: 3628 + 2250 = 5878 votesCurrent Rating: 3628 + 2250 = 5878 votes 2250

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2920 Current Rating: 2920 + 3196 = 6116 votesCurrent Rating: 2920 + 3196 = 6116 votes 3196

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
5413 Current Rating: 5413 + 4071 = 9484 votesCurrent Rating: 5413 + 4071 = 9484 votes 4071

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
2036 Current Rating: 2036 + 1792 = 3828 votesCurrent Rating: 2036 + 1792 = 3828 votes 1792

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1832 Current Rating: 1832 + 1540 = 3372 votesCurrent Rating: 1832 + 1540 = 3372 votes 1540

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1860 Current Rating: 1860 + 1665 = 3525 votesCurrent Rating: 1860 + 1665 = 3525 votes 1665

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
2339 Current Rating: 2339 + 2161 = 4500 votesCurrent Rating: 2339 + 2161 = 4500 votes 2161

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
3159 Current Rating: 3159 + 3150 = 6309 votesCurrent Rating: 3159 + 3150 = 6309 votes 3150

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
2212 Current Rating: 2212 + 2067 = 4279 votesCurrent Rating: 2212 + 2067 = 4279 votes 2067

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
2477 Current Rating: 2477 + 1625 = 4102 votesCurrent Rating: 2477 + 1625 = 4102 votes 1625

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
2696 Current Rating: 2696 + 2524 = 5220 votesCurrent Rating: 2696 + 2524 = 5220 votes 2524


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
2596 Current Rating: 2596 + 2348 = 4944 votesCurrent Rating: 2596 + 2348 = 4944 votes 2348

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
2109 Current Rating: 2109 + 1984 = 4093 votesCurrent Rating: 2109 + 1984 = 4093 votes 1984

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
2250 Current Rating: 2250 + 1902 = 4152 votesCurrent Rating: 2250 + 1902 = 4152 votes 1902

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1852 Current Rating: 1852 + 1632 = 3484 votesCurrent Rating: 1852 + 1632 = 3484 votes 1632

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1958 Current Rating: 1958 + 1831 = 3789 votesCurrent Rating: 1958 + 1831 = 3789 votes 1831

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1913 Current Rating: 1913 + 1588 = 3501 votesCurrent Rating: 1913 + 1588 = 3501 votes 1588

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
2180 Current Rating: 2180 + 2069 = 4249 votesCurrent Rating: 2180 + 2069 = 4249 votes 2069

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
2002 Current Rating: 2002 + 1545 = 3547 votesCurrent Rating: 2002 + 1545 = 3547 votes 1545

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
2006 Current Rating: 2006 + 1865 = 3871 votesCurrent Rating: 2006 + 1865 = 3871 votes 1865

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
2212 Current Rating: 2212 + 1836 = 4048 votesCurrent Rating: 2212 + 1836 = 4048 votes 1836

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1973 Current Rating: 1973 + 1917 = 3890 votesCurrent Rating: 1973 + 1917 = 3890 votes 1917

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1975 Current Rating: 1975 + 1825 = 3800 votesCurrent Rating: 1975 + 1825 = 3800 votes 1825

[228] 10: You have to defend me
2055 Current Rating: 2055 + 1853 = 3908 votesCurrent Rating: 2055 + 1853 = 3908 votes 1853

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1999 Current Rating: 1999 + 1859 = 3858 votesCurrent Rating: 1999 + 1859 = 3858 votes 1859

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1905 Current Rating: 1905 + 1828 = 3733 votesCurrent Rating: 1905 + 1828 = 3733 votes 1828

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1964 Current Rating: 1964 + 1748 = 3712 votesCurrent Rating: 1964 + 1748 = 3712 votes 1748

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
2686 Current Rating: 2686 + 1650 = 4336 votesCurrent Rating: 2686 + 1650 = 4336 votes 1650

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
4292 Current Rating: 4292 + 3857 = 8149 votesCurrent Rating: 4292 + 3857 = 8149 votes 3857

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
3271 Current Rating: 3271 + 3658 = 6929 votesCurrent Rating: 3271 + 3658 = 6929 votes 3658

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
2599 Current Rating: 2599 + 2027 = 4626 votesCurrent Rating: 2599 + 2027 = 4626 votes 2027


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
9086 Current Rating: 9086 + 7943 = 17029 votesCurrent Rating: 9086 + 7943 = 17029 votes 7943

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
2140 Current Rating: 2140 + 1935 = 4075 votesCurrent Rating: 2140 + 1935 = 4075 votes 1935

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
2364 Current Rating: 2364 + 1864 = 4228 votesCurrent Rating: 2364 + 1864 = 4228 votes 1864

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
2377 Current Rating: 2377 + 1643 = 4020 votesCurrent Rating: 2377 + 1643 = 4020 votes 1643

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
2393 Current Rating: 2393 + 1768 = 4161 votesCurrent Rating: 2393 + 1768 = 4161 votes 1768

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
2699 Current Rating: 2699 + 2147 = 4846 votesCurrent Rating: 2699 + 2147 = 4846 votes 2147

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
2531 Current Rating: 2531 + 2114 = 4645 votesCurrent Rating: 2531 + 2114 = 4645 votes 2114

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1597 Current Rating: 1597 + 1285 = 2882 votesCurrent Rating: 1597 + 1285 = 2882 votes 1285

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1474 = 3124 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1474 = 3124 votes 1474

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
2010 Current Rating: 2010 + 1880 = 3890 votesCurrent Rating: 2010 + 1880 = 3890 votes 1880

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1956 Current Rating: 1956 + 2163 = 4119 votesCurrent Rating: 1956 + 2163 = 4119 votes 2163

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
2363 Current Rating: 2363 + 2126 = 4489 votesCurrent Rating: 2363 + 2126 = 4489 votes 2126

[208] 12: Since we got married
2022 Current Rating: 2022 + 1576 = 3598 votesCurrent Rating: 2022 + 1576 = 3598 votes 1576

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
3022 Current Rating: 3022 + 2850 = 5872 votesCurrent Rating: 3022 + 2850 = 5872 votes 2850

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
4169 Current Rating: 4169 + 5145 = 9314 votesCurrent Rating: 4169 + 5145 = 9314 votes 5145

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
3509 Current Rating: 3509 + 3667 = 7176 votesCurrent Rating: 3509 + 3667 = 7176 votes 3667

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
2425 Current Rating: 2425 + 1989 = 4414 votesCurrent Rating: 2425 + 1989 = 4414 votes 1989

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
4401 Current Rating: 4401 + 5354 = 9755 votesCurrent Rating: 4401 + 5354 = 9755 votes 5354

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
2170 Current Rating: 2170 + 1920 = 4090 votesCurrent Rating: 2170 + 1920 = 4090 votes 1920


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
2290 Current Rating: 2290 + 2254 = 4544 votesCurrent Rating: 2290 + 2254 = 4544 votes 2254

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
4667 Current Rating: 4667 + 5278 = 9945 votesCurrent Rating: 4667 + 5278 = 9945 votes 5278

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
6131 Current Rating: 6131 + 4963 = 11094 votesCurrent Rating: 6131 + 4963 = 11094 votes 4963

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
3556 Current Rating: 3556 + 3142 = 6698 votesCurrent Rating: 3556 + 3142 = 6698 votes 3142

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
2435 Current Rating: 2435 + 1897 = 4332 votesCurrent Rating: 2435 + 1897 = 4332 votes 1897

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
3591 Current Rating: 3591 + 3506 = 7097 votesCurrent Rating: 3591 + 3506 = 7097 votes 3506

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1999 Current Rating: 1999 + 1926 = 3925 votesCurrent Rating: 1999 + 1926 = 3925 votes 1926

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
2959 Current Rating: 2959 + 2544 = 5503 votesCurrent Rating: 2959 + 2544 = 5503 votes 2544

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
2783 Current Rating: 2783 + 2577 = 5360 votesCurrent Rating: 2783 + 2577 = 5360 votes 2577

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
3263 Current Rating: 3263 + 2543 = 5806 votesCurrent Rating: 3263 + 2543 = 5806 votes 2543

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
2456 Current Rating: 2456 + 1927 = 4383 votesCurrent Rating: 2456 + 1927 = 4383 votes 1927

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
2023 Current Rating: 2023 + 1949 = 3972 votesCurrent Rating: 2023 + 1949 = 3972 votes 1949

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
2347 Current Rating: 2347 + 1933 = 4280 votesCurrent Rating: 2347 + 1933 = 4280 votes 1933

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1819 Current Rating: 1819 + 1680 = 3499 votesCurrent Rating: 1819 + 1680 = 3499 votes 1680

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1875 Current Rating: 1875 + 1696 = 3571 votesCurrent Rating: 1875 + 1696 = 3571 votes 1696

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1750 Current Rating: 1750 + 1553 = 3303 votesCurrent Rating: 1750 + 1553 = 3303 votes 1553

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1900 Current Rating: 1900 + 1845 = 3745 votesCurrent Rating: 1900 + 1845 = 3745 votes 1845


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1840 Current Rating: 1840 + 1771 = 3611 votesCurrent Rating: 1840 + 1771 = 3611 votes 1771

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
2207 Current Rating: 2207 + 2165 = 4372 votesCurrent Rating: 2207 + 2165 = 4372 votes 2165

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1907 Current Rating: 1907 + 1803 = 3710 votesCurrent Rating: 1907 + 1803 = 3710 votes 1803

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1782 Current Rating: 1782 + 1755 = 3537 votesCurrent Rating: 1782 + 1755 = 3537 votes 1755

[180] 24: The good news is that
2067 Current Rating: 2067 + 1731 = 3798 votesCurrent Rating: 2067 + 1731 = 3798 votes 1731

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
2312 Current Rating: 2312 + 2051 = 4363 votesCurrent Rating: 2312 + 2051 = 4363 votes 2051

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1727 Current Rating: 1727 + 1581 = 3308 votesCurrent Rating: 1727 + 1581 = 3308 votes 1581

[177] 18: As my lawyer
2851 Current Rating: 2851 + 2013 = 4864 votesCurrent Rating: 2851 + 2013 = 4864 votes 2013

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1899 Current Rating: 1899 + 1856 = 3755 votesCurrent Rating: 1899 + 1856 = 3755 votes 1856

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
2376 Current Rating: 2376 + 2412 = 4788 votesCurrent Rating: 2376 + 2412 = 4788 votes 2412

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1991 Current Rating: 1991 + 1736 = 3727 votesCurrent Rating: 1991 + 1736 = 3727 votes 1736

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
2539 Current Rating: 2539 + 2174 = 4713 votesCurrent Rating: 2539 + 2174 = 4713 votes 2174

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
2005 Current Rating: 2005 + 1889 = 3894 votesCurrent Rating: 2005 + 1889 = 3894 votes 1889

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
3015 Current Rating: 3015 + 2504 = 5519 votesCurrent Rating: 3015 + 2504 = 5519 votes 2504

[170] 9: I just had another fight
2269 Current Rating: 2269 + 1965 = 4234 votesCurrent Rating: 2269 + 1965 = 4234 votes 1965

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
2099 Current Rating: 2099 + 2357 = 4456 votesCurrent Rating: 2099 + 2357 = 4456 votes 2357

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
2813 Current Rating: 2813 + 2475 = 5288 votesCurrent Rating: 2813 + 2475 = 5288 votes 2475

[167] 4: Do you know why
2187 Current Rating: 2187 + 2095 = 4282 votesCurrent Rating: 2187 + 2095 = 4282 votes 2095

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
3103 Current Rating: 3103 + 2778 = 5881 votesCurrent Rating: 3103 + 2778 = 5881 votes 2778

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
2638 Current Rating: 2638 + 3163 = 5801 votesCurrent Rating: 2638 + 3163 = 5801 votes 3163

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1850 Current Rating: 1850 + 1751 = 3601 votesCurrent Rating: 1850 + 1751 = 3601 votes 1751


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1723 Current Rating: 1723 + 1438 = 3161 votesCurrent Rating: 1723 + 1438 = 3161 votes 1438

[162] 25: What?
2328 Current Rating: 2328 + 2188 = 4516 votesCurrent Rating: 2328 + 2188 = 4516 votes 2188

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
2185 Current Rating: 2185 + 2131 = 4316 votesCurrent Rating: 2185 + 2131 = 4316 votes 2131

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1569 = 3193 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1569 = 3193 votes 1569

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1729 Current Rating: 1729 + 1474 = 3203 votesCurrent Rating: 1729 + 1474 = 3203 votes 1474

[158] 19: You look well rested
2336 Current Rating: 2336 + 2093 = 4429 votesCurrent Rating: 2336 + 2093 = 4429 votes 2093

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
3183 Current Rating: 3183 + 3202 = 6385 votesCurrent Rating: 3183 + 3202 = 6385 votes 3202

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2977 Current Rating: 2977 + 3051 = 6028 votesCurrent Rating: 2977 + 3051 = 6028 votes 3051

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1893 Current Rating: 1893 + 1722 = 3615 votesCurrent Rating: 1893 + 1722 = 3615 votes 1722

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
2008 Current Rating: 2008 + 1924 = 3932 votesCurrent Rating: 2008 + 1924 = 3932 votes 1924

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
2132 Current Rating: 2132 + 1849 = 3981 votesCurrent Rating: 2132 + 1849 = 3981 votes 1849

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1918 Current Rating: 1918 + 1796 = 3714 votesCurrent Rating: 1918 + 1796 = 3714 votes 1796

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
2034 Current Rating: 2034 + 1873 = 3907 votesCurrent Rating: 2034 + 1873 = 3907 votes 1873

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1965 Current Rating: 1965 + 2076 = 4041 votesCurrent Rating: 1965 + 2076 = 4041 votes 2076

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
2142 Current Rating: 2142 + 1941 = 4083 votesCurrent Rating: 2142 + 1941 = 4083 votes 1941

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
2260 Current Rating: 2260 + 2362 = 4622 votesCurrent Rating: 2260 + 2362 = 4622 votes 2362

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
2060 Current Rating: 2060 + 1784 = 3844 votesCurrent Rating: 2060 + 1784 = 3844 votes 1784

[146] 3: What do women and dog
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 1563 = 3161 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 1563 = 3161 votes 1563

[145] 2: You look happy
1722 Current Rating: 1722 + 1585 = 3307 votesCurrent Rating: 1722 + 1585 = 3307 votes 1585

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
2442 Current Rating: 2442 + 2365 = 4807 votesCurrent Rating: 2442 + 2365 = 4807 votes 2365


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1983 Current Rating: 1983 + 1852 = 3835 votesCurrent Rating: 1983 + 1852 = 3835 votes 1852

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1992 Current Rating: 1992 + 1823 = 3815 votesCurrent Rating: 1992 + 1823 = 3815 votes 1823

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1847 Current Rating: 1847 + 1747 = 3594 votesCurrent Rating: 1847 + 1747 = 3594 votes 1747

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
2404 Current Rating: 2404 + 2399 = 4803 votesCurrent Rating: 2404 + 2399 = 4803 votes 2399

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
2050 Current Rating: 2050 + 2014 = 4064 votesCurrent Rating: 2050 + 2014 = 4064 votes 2014

[138] 22: I love your forehead
1610 Current Rating: 1610 + 1662 = 3272 votesCurrent Rating: 1610 + 1662 = 3272 votes 1662

[137] 21: I got banned
2103 Current Rating: 2103 + 1903 = 4006 votesCurrent Rating: 2103 + 1903 = 4006 votes 1903

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1985 Current Rating: 1985 + 1824 = 3809 votesCurrent Rating: 1985 + 1824 = 3809 votes 1824

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
2030 Current Rating: 2030 + 1972 = 4002 votesCurrent Rating: 2030 + 1972 = 4002 votes 1972

[134] 15: What are you watching?
2030 Current Rating: 2030 + 1948 = 3978 votesCurrent Rating: 2030 + 1948 = 3978 votes 1948

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1881 Current Rating: 1881 + 1592 = 3473 votesCurrent Rating: 1881 + 1592 = 3473 votes 1592

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1616 Current Rating: 1616 + 1553 = 3169 votesCurrent Rating: 1616 + 1553 = 3169 votes 1553

[131] 12: I just read that the female
2313 Current Rating: 2313 + 1675 = 3988 votesCurrent Rating: 2313 + 1675 = 3988 votes 1675

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
2362 Current Rating: 2362 + 2009 = 4371 votesCurrent Rating: 2362 + 2009 = 4371 votes 2009






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