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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
17886 Current Rating: 17886 + 21940 = 39826 votesCurrent Rating: 17886 + 21940 = 39826 votes 21940

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
7278 Current Rating: 7278 + 7970 = 15248 votesCurrent Rating: 7278 + 7970 = 15248 votes 7970

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
13267 Current Rating: 13267 + 14246 = 27513 votesCurrent Rating: 13267 + 14246 = 27513 votes 14246

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
2678 Current Rating: 2678 + 2360 = 5038 votesCurrent Rating: 2678 + 2360 = 5038 votes 2360

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
3165 Current Rating: 3165 + 2427 = 5592 votesCurrent Rating: 3165 + 2427 = 5592 votes 2427

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
2993 Current Rating: 2993 + 2354 = 5347 votesCurrent Rating: 2993 + 2354 = 5347 votes 2354

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
2957 Current Rating: 2957 + 2286 = 5243 votesCurrent Rating: 2957 + 2286 = 5243 votes 2286

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
2929 Current Rating: 2929 + 2096 = 5025 votesCurrent Rating: 2929 + 2096 = 5025 votes 2096

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
4096 Current Rating: 4096 + 3258 = 7354 votesCurrent Rating: 4096 + 3258 = 7354 votes 3258

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
3086 Current Rating: 3086 + 2352 = 5438 votesCurrent Rating: 3086 + 2352 = 5438 votes 2352

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
4541 Current Rating: 4541 + 4146 = 8687 votesCurrent Rating: 4541 + 4146 = 8687 votes 4146


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
3559 Current Rating: 3559 + 5546 = 9105 votesCurrent Rating: 3559 + 5546 = 9105 votes 5546

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
2782 Current Rating: 2782 + 1888 = 4670 votesCurrent Rating: 2782 + 1888 = 4670 votes 1888

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
4977 Current Rating: 4977 + 4959 = 9936 votesCurrent Rating: 4977 + 4959 = 9936 votes 4959

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
3531 Current Rating: 3531 + 2831 = 6362 votesCurrent Rating: 3531 + 2831 = 6362 votes 2831

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
4162 Current Rating: 4162 + 3283 = 7445 votesCurrent Rating: 4162 + 3283 = 7445 votes 3283

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
16366 Current Rating: 16366 + 16435 = 32801 votesCurrent Rating: 16366 + 16435 = 32801 votes 16435

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
3642 Current Rating: 3642 + 3351 = 6993 votesCurrent Rating: 3642 + 3351 = 6993 votes 3351

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
7188 Current Rating: 7188 + 6675 = 13863 votesCurrent Rating: 7188 + 6675 = 13863 votes 6675

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
3377 Current Rating: 3377 + 3180 = 6557 votesCurrent Rating: 3377 + 3180 = 6557 votes 3180

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
2722 Current Rating: 2722 + 1948 = 4670 votesCurrent Rating: 2722 + 1948 = 4670 votes 1948

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
3576 Current Rating: 3576 + 2907 = 6483 votesCurrent Rating: 3576 + 2907 = 6483 votes 2907

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
5348 Current Rating: 5348 + 5434 = 10782 votesCurrent Rating: 5348 + 5434 = 10782 votes 5434

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
3118 Current Rating: 3118 + 2331 = 5449 votesCurrent Rating: 3118 + 2331 = 5449 votes 2331

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
2665 Current Rating: 2665 + 1836 = 4501 votesCurrent Rating: 2665 + 1836 = 4501 votes 1836

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
5561 Current Rating: 5561 + 4899 = 10460 votesCurrent Rating: 5561 + 4899 = 10460 votes 4899

[314] 2: What should we do now
3127 Current Rating: 3127 + 2393 = 5520 votesCurrent Rating: 3127 + 2393 = 5520 votes 2393

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
3584 Current Rating: 3584 + 2862 = 6446 votesCurrent Rating: 3584 + 2862 = 6446 votes 2862


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
4613 Current Rating: 4613 + 4033 = 8646 votesCurrent Rating: 4613 + 4033 = 8646 votes 4033

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
3409 Current Rating: 3409 + 2650 = 6059 votesCurrent Rating: 3409 + 2650 = 6059 votes 2650

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
3751 Current Rating: 3751 + 3919 = 7670 votesCurrent Rating: 3751 + 3919 = 7670 votes 3919

[309] 21: I feel horrible
4240 Current Rating: 4240 + 3483 = 7723 votesCurrent Rating: 4240 + 3483 = 7723 votes 3483

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
4882 Current Rating: 4882 + 5974 = 10856 votesCurrent Rating: 4882 + 5974 = 10856 votes 5974

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
3372 Current Rating: 3372 + 2601 = 5973 votesCurrent Rating: 3372 + 2601 = 5973 votes 2601

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
3011 Current Rating: 3011 + 2245 = 5256 votesCurrent Rating: 3011 + 2245 = 5256 votes 2245

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
3146 Current Rating: 3146 + 2317 = 5463 votesCurrent Rating: 3146 + 2317 = 5463 votes 2317

[304] 13: What are you doing?
3787 Current Rating: 3787 + 3047 = 6834 votesCurrent Rating: 3787 + 3047 = 6834 votes 3047

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
2860 Current Rating: 2860 + 2132 = 4992 votesCurrent Rating: 2860 + 2132 = 4992 votes 2132

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
5610 Current Rating: 5610 + 5716 = 11326 votesCurrent Rating: 5610 + 5716 = 11326 votes 5716

[301] 7: Iím from the church
3264 Current Rating: 3264 + 2349 = 5613 votesCurrent Rating: 3264 + 2349 = 5613 votes 2349

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
3309 Current Rating: 3309 + 2700 = 6009 votesCurrent Rating: 3309 + 2700 = 6009 votes 2700

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
3643 Current Rating: 3643 + 3073 = 6716 votesCurrent Rating: 3643 + 3073 = 6716 votes 3073

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
3861 Current Rating: 3861 + 5618 = 9479 votesCurrent Rating: 3861 + 5618 = 9479 votes 5618

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
3558 Current Rating: 3558 + 2719 = 6277 votesCurrent Rating: 3558 + 2719 = 6277 votes 2719


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
3107 Current Rating: 3107 + 2401 = 5508 votesCurrent Rating: 3107 + 2401 = 5508 votes 2401

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
3745 Current Rating: 3745 + 3344 = 7089 votesCurrent Rating: 3745 + 3344 = 7089 votes 3344

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
2673 Current Rating: 2673 + 1720 = 4393 votesCurrent Rating: 2673 + 1720 = 4393 votes 1720

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
2777 Current Rating: 2777 + 2058 = 4835 votesCurrent Rating: 2777 + 2058 = 4835 votes 2058

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
2890 Current Rating: 2890 + 2624 = 5514 votesCurrent Rating: 2890 + 2624 = 5514 votes 2624

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
2851 Current Rating: 2851 + 2258 = 5109 votesCurrent Rating: 2851 + 2258 = 5109 votes 2258

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
3300 Current Rating: 3300 + 2389 = 5689 votesCurrent Rating: 3300 + 2389 = 5689 votes 2389

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
2660 Current Rating: 2660 + 1955 = 4615 votesCurrent Rating: 2660 + 1955 = 4615 votes 1955

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
2808 Current Rating: 2808 + 2325 = 5133 votesCurrent Rating: 2808 + 2325 = 5133 votes 2325

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
2793 Current Rating: 2793 + 2179 = 4972 votesCurrent Rating: 2793 + 2179 = 4972 votes 2179

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
2691 Current Rating: 2691 + 2153 = 4844 votesCurrent Rating: 2691 + 2153 = 4844 votes 2153

[285] 9: Why so sad?
2622 Current Rating: 2622 + 2111 = 4733 votesCurrent Rating: 2622 + 2111 = 4733 votes 2111

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 2476 = 5415 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 2476 = 5415 votes 2476

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
2662 Current Rating: 2662 + 2022 = 4684 votesCurrent Rating: 2662 + 2022 = 4684 votes 2022

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
2777 Current Rating: 2777 + 2149 = 4926 votesCurrent Rating: 2777 + 2149 = 4926 votes 2149

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
3729 Current Rating: 3729 + 2850 = 6579 votesCurrent Rating: 3729 + 2850 = 6579 votes 2850

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
2586 Current Rating: 2586 + 2012 = 4598 votesCurrent Rating: 2586 + 2012 = 4598 votes 2012


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
2728 Current Rating: 2728 + 2076 = 4804 votesCurrent Rating: 2728 + 2076 = 4804 votes 2076

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
2675 Current Rating: 2675 + 2054 = 4729 votesCurrent Rating: 2675 + 2054 = 4729 votes 2054

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
2829 Current Rating: 2829 + 2162 = 4991 votesCurrent Rating: 2829 + 2162 = 4991 votes 2162

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
2930 Current Rating: 2930 + 2398 = 5328 votesCurrent Rating: 2930 + 2398 = 5328 votes 2398

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
2972 Current Rating: 2972 + 2262 = 5234 votesCurrent Rating: 2972 + 2262 = 5234 votes 2262

[274] 24: I am the manager
2642 Current Rating: 2642 + 2026 = 4668 votesCurrent Rating: 2642 + 2026 = 4668 votes 2026

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
2505 Current Rating: 2505 + 1849 = 4354 votesCurrent Rating: 2505 + 1849 = 4354 votes 1849

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
3036 Current Rating: 3036 + 2545 = 5581 votesCurrent Rating: 3036 + 2545 = 5581 votes 2545

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
3362 Current Rating: 3362 + 2465 = 5827 votesCurrent Rating: 3362 + 2465 = 5827 votes 2465

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
2533 Current Rating: 2533 + 1760 = 4293 votesCurrent Rating: 2533 + 1760 = 4293 votes 1760

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
3123 Current Rating: 3123 + 2427 = 5550 votesCurrent Rating: 3123 + 2427 = 5550 votes 2427

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
3223 Current Rating: 3223 + 2651 = 5874 votesCurrent Rating: 3223 + 2651 = 5874 votes 2651

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
3224 Current Rating: 3224 + 2762 = 5986 votesCurrent Rating: 3224 + 2762 = 5986 votes 2762

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
2578 Current Rating: 2578 + 1926 = 4504 votesCurrent Rating: 2578 + 1926 = 4504 votes 1926

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
2713 Current Rating: 2713 + 2125 = 4838 votesCurrent Rating: 2713 + 2125 = 4838 votes 2125

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
2656 Current Rating: 2656 + 1835 = 4491 votesCurrent Rating: 2656 + 1835 = 4491 votes 1835

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
2465 Current Rating: 2465 + 1995 = 4460 votesCurrent Rating: 2465 + 1995 = 4460 votes 1995

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
3093 Current Rating: 3093 + 2398 = 5491 votesCurrent Rating: 3093 + 2398 = 5491 votes 2398


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
2448 Current Rating: 2448 + 1809 = 4257 votesCurrent Rating: 2448 + 1809 = 4257 votes 1809

[260] 29: Wait here
2870 Current Rating: 2870 + 2254 = 5124 votesCurrent Rating: 2870 + 2254 = 5124 votes 2254

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
2877 Current Rating: 2877 + 2217 = 5094 votesCurrent Rating: 2877 + 2217 = 5094 votes 2217

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
2869 Current Rating: 2869 + 2389 = 5258 votesCurrent Rating: 2869 + 2389 = 5258 votes 2389

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
2873 Current Rating: 2873 + 2383 = 5256 votesCurrent Rating: 2873 + 2383 = 5256 votes 2383

[256] 23: As my lawyer
3173 Current Rating: 3173 + 2419 = 5592 votesCurrent Rating: 3173 + 2419 = 5592 votes 2419

[255] 22: Sex is the price
2877 Current Rating: 2877 + 4795 = 7672 votesCurrent Rating: 2877 + 4795 = 7672 votes 4795

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
2955 Current Rating: 2955 + 2203 = 5158 votesCurrent Rating: 2955 + 2203 = 5158 votes 2203

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
2622 Current Rating: 2622 + 1973 = 4595 votesCurrent Rating: 2622 + 1973 = 4595 votes 1973

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
4086 Current Rating: 4086 + 6196 = 10282 votesCurrent Rating: 4086 + 6196 = 10282 votes 6196

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
4707 Current Rating: 4707 + 6737 = 11444 votesCurrent Rating: 4707 + 6737 = 11444 votes 6737

[250] 14: Those look heavy
4260 Current Rating: 4260 + 3595 = 7855 votesCurrent Rating: 4260 + 3595 = 7855 votes 3595

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
6986 Current Rating: 6986 + 8500 = 15486 votesCurrent Rating: 6986 + 8500 = 15486 votes 8500

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
3281 Current Rating: 3281 + 4220 = 7501 votesCurrent Rating: 3281 + 4220 = 7501 votes 4220

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
2669 Current Rating: 2669 + 1856 = 4525 votesCurrent Rating: 2669 + 1856 = 4525 votes 1856

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
2709 Current Rating: 2709 + 2002 = 4711 votesCurrent Rating: 2709 + 2002 = 4711 votes 2002

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
3207 Current Rating: 3207 + 2527 = 5734 votesCurrent Rating: 3207 + 2527 = 5734 votes 2527

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
4138 Current Rating: 4138 + 3533 = 7671 votesCurrent Rating: 4138 + 3533 = 7671 votes 3533

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
3199 Current Rating: 3199 + 2541 = 5740 votesCurrent Rating: 3199 + 2541 = 5740 votes 2541

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
3276 Current Rating: 3276 + 5873 = 9149 votesCurrent Rating: 3276 + 5873 = 9149 votes 5873

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
3732 Current Rating: 3732 + 3038 = 6770 votesCurrent Rating: 3732 + 3038 = 6770 votes 3038


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
3648 Current Rating: 3648 + 2839 = 6487 votesCurrent Rating: 3648 + 2839 = 6487 votes 2839

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
3061 Current Rating: 3061 + 2379 = 5440 votesCurrent Rating: 3061 + 2379 = 5440 votes 2379

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
3119 Current Rating: 3119 + 2250 = 5369 votesCurrent Rating: 3119 + 2250 = 5369 votes 2250

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
2605 Current Rating: 2605 + 1888 = 4493 votesCurrent Rating: 2605 + 1888 = 4493 votes 1888

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
2850 Current Rating: 2850 + 2196 = 5046 votesCurrent Rating: 2850 + 2196 = 5046 votes 2196

[235] 23: My dog died last week
2824 Current Rating: 2824 + 1946 = 4770 votesCurrent Rating: 2824 + 1946 = 4770 votes 1946

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
3142 Current Rating: 3142 + 2522 = 5664 votesCurrent Rating: 3142 + 2522 = 5664 votes 2522

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
2843 Current Rating: 2843 + 1886 = 4729 votesCurrent Rating: 2843 + 1886 = 4729 votes 1886

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
2909 Current Rating: 2909 + 2232 = 5141 votesCurrent Rating: 2909 + 2232 = 5141 votes 2232

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
3091 Current Rating: 3091 + 2191 = 5282 votesCurrent Rating: 3091 + 2191 = 5282 votes 2191

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
2843 Current Rating: 2843 + 2298 = 5141 votesCurrent Rating: 2843 + 2298 = 5141 votes 2298

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
2836 Current Rating: 2836 + 2161 = 4997 votesCurrent Rating: 2836 + 2161 = 4997 votes 2161

[228] 10: You have to defend me
2903 Current Rating: 2903 + 2165 = 5068 votesCurrent Rating: 2903 + 2165 = 5068 votes 2165

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
2879 Current Rating: 2879 + 2207 = 5086 votesCurrent Rating: 2879 + 2207 = 5086 votes 2207

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
2831 Current Rating: 2831 + 2207 = 5038 votesCurrent Rating: 2831 + 2207 = 5038 votes 2207

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
2890 Current Rating: 2890 + 2161 = 5051 votesCurrent Rating: 2890 + 2161 = 5051 votes 2161

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
3507 Current Rating: 3507 + 5931 = 9438 votesCurrent Rating: 3507 + 5931 = 9438 votes 5931

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
5046 Current Rating: 5046 + 4101 = 9147 votesCurrent Rating: 5046 + 4101 = 9147 votes 4101

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
4228 Current Rating: 4228 + 3994 = 8222 votesCurrent Rating: 4228 + 3994 = 8222 votes 3994

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
3531 Current Rating: 3531 + 5415 = 8946 votesCurrent Rating: 3531 + 5415 = 8946 votes 5415


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
9718 Current Rating: 9718 + 11194 = 20912 votesCurrent Rating: 9718 + 11194 = 20912 votes 11194

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
3062 Current Rating: 3062 + 2329 = 5391 votesCurrent Rating: 3062 + 2329 = 5391 votes 2329

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
3230 Current Rating: 3230 + 5246 = 8476 votesCurrent Rating: 3230 + 5246 = 8476 votes 5246

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
3161 Current Rating: 3161 + 5917 = 9078 votesCurrent Rating: 3161 + 5917 = 9078 votes 5917

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
3263 Current Rating: 3263 + 5087 = 8350 votesCurrent Rating: 3263 + 5087 = 8350 votes 5087

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
3690 Current Rating: 3690 + 5592 = 9282 votesCurrent Rating: 3690 + 5592 = 9282 votes 5592

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
3433 Current Rating: 3433 + 2491 = 5924 votesCurrent Rating: 3433 + 2491 = 5924 votes 2491

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
2389 Current Rating: 2389 + 1494 = 3883 votesCurrent Rating: 2389 + 1494 = 3883 votes 1494

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
2467 Current Rating: 2467 + 1730 = 4197 votesCurrent Rating: 2467 + 1730 = 4197 votes 1730

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
2923 Current Rating: 2923 + 2260 = 5183 votesCurrent Rating: 2923 + 2260 = 5183 votes 2260

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
2755 Current Rating: 2755 + 2423 = 5178 votesCurrent Rating: 2755 + 2423 = 5178 votes 2423

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
3385 Current Rating: 3385 + 2613 = 5998 votesCurrent Rating: 3385 + 2613 = 5998 votes 2613

[208] 12: Since we got married
2816 Current Rating: 2816 + 1828 = 4644 votesCurrent Rating: 2816 + 1828 = 4644 votes 1828

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
4065 Current Rating: 4065 + 3373 = 7438 votesCurrent Rating: 4065 + 3373 = 7438 votes 3373

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
5234 Current Rating: 5234 + 5607 = 10841 votesCurrent Rating: 5234 + 5607 = 10841 votes 5607

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
4419 Current Rating: 4419 + 4029 = 8448 votesCurrent Rating: 4419 + 4029 = 8448 votes 4029

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
3211 Current Rating: 3211 + 2253 = 5464 votesCurrent Rating: 3211 + 2253 = 5464 votes 2253

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
5250 Current Rating: 5250 + 5767 = 11017 votesCurrent Rating: 5250 + 5767 = 11017 votes 5767

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
3073 Current Rating: 3073 + 2285 = 5358 votesCurrent Rating: 3073 + 2285 = 5358 votes 2285


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
3191 Current Rating: 3191 + 2635 = 5826 votesCurrent Rating: 3191 + 2635 = 5826 votes 2635

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
5562 Current Rating: 5562 + 5716 = 11278 votesCurrent Rating: 5562 + 5716 = 11278 votes 5716

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
6968 Current Rating: 6968 + 7341 = 14309 votesCurrent Rating: 6968 + 7341 = 14309 votes 7341

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
4530 Current Rating: 4530 + 5529 = 10059 votesCurrent Rating: 4530 + 5529 = 10059 votes 5529

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
3156 Current Rating: 3156 + 4144 = 7300 votesCurrent Rating: 3156 + 4144 = 7300 votes 4144

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
4700 Current Rating: 4700 + 4012 = 8712 votesCurrent Rating: 4700 + 4012 = 8712 votes 4012

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
2765 Current Rating: 2765 + 2184 = 4949 votesCurrent Rating: 2765 + 2184 = 4949 votes 2184

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
3897 Current Rating: 3897 + 2907 = 6804 votesCurrent Rating: 3897 + 2907 = 6804 votes 2907

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
3590 Current Rating: 3590 + 2836 = 6426 votesCurrent Rating: 3590 + 2836 = 6426 votes 2836

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
4314 Current Rating: 4314 + 8017 = 12331 votesCurrent Rating: 4314 + 8017 = 12331 votes 8017

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
3365 Current Rating: 3365 + 5298 = 8663 votesCurrent Rating: 3365 + 5298 = 8663 votes 5298

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
2954 Current Rating: 2954 + 2328 = 5282 votesCurrent Rating: 2954 + 2328 = 5282 votes 2328

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
3284 Current Rating: 3284 + 2362 = 5646 votesCurrent Rating: 3284 + 2362 = 5646 votes 2362

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
2599 Current Rating: 2599 + 1921 = 4520 votesCurrent Rating: 2599 + 1921 = 4520 votes 1921

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
2787 Current Rating: 2787 + 2092 = 4879 votesCurrent Rating: 2787 + 2092 = 4879 votes 2092

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
2670 Current Rating: 2670 + 1933 = 4603 votesCurrent Rating: 2670 + 1933 = 4603 votes 1933

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
2844 Current Rating: 2844 + 2248 = 5092 votesCurrent Rating: 2844 + 2248 = 5092 votes 2248


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
2657 Current Rating: 2657 + 2057 = 4714 votesCurrent Rating: 2657 + 2057 = 4714 votes 2057

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
3252 Current Rating: 3252 + 2679 = 5931 votesCurrent Rating: 3252 + 2679 = 5931 votes 2679

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
2844 Current Rating: 2844 + 2198 = 5042 votesCurrent Rating: 2844 + 2198 = 5042 votes 2198

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
2699 Current Rating: 2699 + 2140 = 4839 votesCurrent Rating: 2699 + 2140 = 4839 votes 2140

[180] 24: The good news is that
2966 Current Rating: 2966 + 2097 = 5063 votesCurrent Rating: 2966 + 2097 = 5063 votes 2097

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
3299 Current Rating: 3299 + 2521 = 5820 votesCurrent Rating: 3299 + 2521 = 5820 votes 2521

[178] 19: My doctor told me
2672 Current Rating: 2672 + 1944 = 4616 votesCurrent Rating: 2672 + 1944 = 4616 votes 1944

[177] 18: As my lawyer
3772 Current Rating: 3772 + 5393 = 9165 votesCurrent Rating: 3772 + 5393 = 9165 votes 5393

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
2833 Current Rating: 2833 + 2234 = 5067 votesCurrent Rating: 2833 + 2234 = 5067 votes 2234

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
3284 Current Rating: 3284 + 2797 = 6081 votesCurrent Rating: 3284 + 2797 = 6081 votes 2797

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
2849 Current Rating: 2849 + 2089 = 4938 votesCurrent Rating: 2849 + 2089 = 4938 votes 2089

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
3447 Current Rating: 3447 + 2520 = 5967 votesCurrent Rating: 3447 + 2520 = 5967 votes 2520

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
2880 Current Rating: 2880 + 2281 = 5161 votesCurrent Rating: 2880 + 2281 = 5161 votes 2281

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
4087 Current Rating: 4087 + 5993 = 10080 votesCurrent Rating: 4087 + 5993 = 10080 votes 5993

[170] 9: I just had another fight
3198 Current Rating: 3198 + 2400 = 5598 votesCurrent Rating: 3198 + 2400 = 5598 votes 2400

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
3002 Current Rating: 3002 + 2724 = 5726 votesCurrent Rating: 3002 + 2724 = 5726 votes 2724

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 2768 = 6391 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 2768 = 6391 votes 2768

[167] 4: Do you know why
3224 Current Rating: 3224 + 2603 = 5827 votesCurrent Rating: 3224 + 2603 = 5827 votes 2603

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
4176 Current Rating: 4176 + 3272 = 7448 votesCurrent Rating: 4176 + 3272 = 7448 votes 3272

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
3554 Current Rating: 3554 + 3557 = 7111 votesCurrent Rating: 3554 + 3557 = 7111 votes 3557

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
2713 Current Rating: 2713 + 2090 = 4803 votesCurrent Rating: 2713 + 2090 = 4803 votes 2090


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
2484 Current Rating: 2484 + 1710 = 4194 votesCurrent Rating: 2484 + 1710 = 4194 votes 1710

[162] 25: What?
3290 Current Rating: 3290 + 2639 = 5929 votesCurrent Rating: 3290 + 2639 = 5929 votes 2639

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
3118 Current Rating: 3118 + 2532 = 5650 votesCurrent Rating: 3118 + 2532 = 5650 votes 2532

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
2413 Current Rating: 2413 + 1835 = 4248 votesCurrent Rating: 2413 + 1835 = 4248 votes 1835

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
2568 Current Rating: 2568 + 1734 = 4302 votesCurrent Rating: 2568 + 1734 = 4302 votes 1734

[158] 19: You look well rested
3206 Current Rating: 3206 + 2467 = 5673 votesCurrent Rating: 3206 + 2467 = 5673 votes 2467

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
4287 Current Rating: 4287 + 3712 = 7999 votesCurrent Rating: 4287 + 3712 = 7999 votes 3712

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
3875 Current Rating: 3875 + 3384 = 7259 votesCurrent Rating: 3875 + 3384 = 7259 votes 3384

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
2686 Current Rating: 2686 + 1965 = 4651 votesCurrent Rating: 2686 + 1965 = 4651 votes 1965

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
2804 Current Rating: 2804 + 2188 = 4992 votesCurrent Rating: 2804 + 2188 = 4992 votes 2188

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
3007 Current Rating: 3007 + 2210 = 5217 votesCurrent Rating: 3007 + 2210 = 5217 votes 2210

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
2856 Current Rating: 2856 + 2259 = 5115 votesCurrent Rating: 2856 + 2259 = 5115 votes 2259

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
2877 Current Rating: 2877 + 2178 = 5055 votesCurrent Rating: 2877 + 2178 = 5055 votes 2178

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
2836 Current Rating: 2836 + 2399 = 5235 votesCurrent Rating: 2836 + 2399 = 5235 votes 2399

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
3030 Current Rating: 3030 + 2318 = 5348 votesCurrent Rating: 3030 + 2318 = 5348 votes 2318

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
3167 Current Rating: 3167 + 2742 = 5909 votesCurrent Rating: 3167 + 2742 = 5909 votes 2742

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
2947 Current Rating: 2947 + 2130 = 5077 votesCurrent Rating: 2947 + 2130 = 5077 votes 2130

[146] 3: What do women and dog
2490 Current Rating: 2490 + 1902 = 4392 votesCurrent Rating: 2490 + 1902 = 4392 votes 1902

[145] 2: You look happy
2550 Current Rating: 2550 + 1855 = 4405 votesCurrent Rating: 2550 + 1855 = 4405 votes 1855

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
3477 Current Rating: 3477 + 2866 = 6343 votesCurrent Rating: 3477 + 2866 = 6343 votes 2866


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
2865 Current Rating: 2865 + 2222 = 5087 votesCurrent Rating: 2865 + 2222 = 5087 votes 2222

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
2885 Current Rating: 2885 + 2199 = 5084 votesCurrent Rating: 2885 + 2199 = 5084 votes 2199

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
2607 Current Rating: 2607 + 2020 = 4627 votesCurrent Rating: 2607 + 2020 = 4627 votes 2020

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
3415 Current Rating: 3415 + 2875 = 6290 votesCurrent Rating: 3415 + 2875 = 6290 votes 2875

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
2966 Current Rating: 2966 + 2402 = 5368 votesCurrent Rating: 2966 + 2402 = 5368 votes 2402

[138] 22: I love your forehead
2476 Current Rating: 2476 + 1979 = 4455 votesCurrent Rating: 2476 + 1979 = 4455 votes 1979

[137] 21: I got banned
3005 Current Rating: 3005 + 2282 = 5287 votesCurrent Rating: 3005 + 2282 = 5287 votes 2282

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
2835 Current Rating: 2835 + 2187 = 5022 votesCurrent Rating: 2835 + 2187 = 5022 votes 2187

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
2941 Current Rating: 2941 + 2371 = 5312 votesCurrent Rating: 2941 + 2371 = 5312 votes 2371

[134] 15: What are you watching?
2950 Current Rating: 2950 + 2319 = 5269 votesCurrent Rating: 2950 + 2319 = 5269 votes 2319

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
2722 Current Rating: 2722 + 1905 = 4627 votesCurrent Rating: 2722 + 1905 = 4627 votes 1905

[132] 13: I just want you to know
2447 Current Rating: 2447 + 1824 = 4271 votesCurrent Rating: 2447 + 1824 = 4271 votes 1824

[131] 12: I just read that the female
3099 Current Rating: 3099 + 5921 = 9020 votesCurrent Rating: 3099 + 5921 = 9020 votes 5921

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
3229 Current Rating: 3229 + 2364 = 5593 votesCurrent Rating: 3229 + 2364 = 5593 votes 2364






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