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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
14377 Current Rating: 14377 + 19429 = 33806 votesCurrent Rating: 14377 + 19429 = 33806 votes 19429

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
5177 Current Rating: 5177 + 4029 = 9206 votesCurrent Rating: 5177 + 4029 = 9206 votes 4029

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
7741 Current Rating: 7741 + 8383 = 16124 votesCurrent Rating: 7741 + 8383 = 16124 votes 8383

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1669 = 3112 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1669 = 3112 votes 1669

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 1592 = 3299 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 1592 = 3299 votes 1592

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1573 Current Rating: 1573 + 1501 = 3074 votesCurrent Rating: 1573 + 1501 = 3074 votes 1501

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1484 Current Rating: 1484 + 1447 = 2931 votesCurrent Rating: 1484 + 1447 = 2931 votes 1447

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1302 = 2835 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1302 = 2835 votes 1302

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2402 Current Rating: 2402 + 2215 = 4617 votesCurrent Rating: 2402 + 2215 = 4617 votes 2215

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1558 = 3219 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1558 = 3219 votes 1558

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2827 Current Rating: 2827 + 3073 = 5900 votesCurrent Rating: 2827 + 3073 = 5900 votes 3073


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
2103 Current Rating: 2103 + 1739 = 3842 votesCurrent Rating: 2103 + 1739 = 3842 votes 1739

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1540 Current Rating: 1540 + 1291 = 2831 votesCurrent Rating: 1540 + 1291 = 2831 votes 1291

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
3202 Current Rating: 3202 + 3874 = 7076 votesCurrent Rating: 3202 + 3874 = 7076 votes 3874

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1809 Current Rating: 1809 + 1739 = 3548 votesCurrent Rating: 1809 + 1739 = 3548 votes 1739

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
2295 Current Rating: 2295 + 2149 = 4444 votesCurrent Rating: 2295 + 2149 = 4444 votes 2149

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14472 Current Rating: 14472 + 15404 = 29876 votesCurrent Rating: 14472 + 15404 = 29876 votes 15404

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
2172 Current Rating: 2172 + 2557 = 4729 votesCurrent Rating: 2172 + 2557 = 4729 votes 2557

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
3690 Current Rating: 3690 + 2735 = 6425 votesCurrent Rating: 3690 + 2735 = 6425 votes 2735

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1859 Current Rating: 1859 + 2151 = 4010 votesCurrent Rating: 1859 + 2151 = 4010 votes 2151

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 1227 = 2613 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 1227 = 2613 votes 1227

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1904 Current Rating: 1904 + 1857 = 3761 votesCurrent Rating: 1904 + 1857 = 3761 votes 1857

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
4134 Current Rating: 4134 + 4826 = 8960 votesCurrent Rating: 4134 + 4826 = 8960 votes 4826

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1774 Current Rating: 1774 + 1594 = 3368 votesCurrent Rating: 1774 + 1594 = 3368 votes 1594

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1232 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1232 = 2630 votes 1232

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
4138 Current Rating: 4138 + 3991 = 8129 votesCurrent Rating: 4138 + 3991 = 8129 votes 3991

[314] 2: What should we do now
1994 Current Rating: 1994 + 1811 = 3805 votesCurrent Rating: 1994 + 1811 = 3805 votes 1811

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1868 Current Rating: 1868 + 1743 = 3611 votesCurrent Rating: 1868 + 1743 = 3611 votes 1743


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2850 Current Rating: 2850 + 2954 = 5804 votesCurrent Rating: 2850 + 2954 = 5804 votes 2954

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
2041 Current Rating: 2041 + 1904 = 3945 votesCurrent Rating: 2041 + 1904 = 3945 votes 1904

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2578 Current Rating: 2578 + 3349 = 5927 votesCurrent Rating: 2578 + 3349 = 5927 votes 3349

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2425 Current Rating: 2425 + 2375 = 4800 votesCurrent Rating: 2425 + 2375 = 4800 votes 2375

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3455 Current Rating: 3455 + 5184 = 8639 votesCurrent Rating: 3455 + 5184 = 8639 votes 5184

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
2045 Current Rating: 2045 + 1884 = 3929 votesCurrent Rating: 2045 + 1884 = 3929 votes 1884

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1833 Current Rating: 1833 + 1575 = 3408 votesCurrent Rating: 1833 + 1575 = 3408 votes 1575

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1680 Current Rating: 1680 + 1455 = 3135 votesCurrent Rating: 1680 + 1455 = 3135 votes 1455

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2260 Current Rating: 2260 + 2125 = 4385 votesCurrent Rating: 2260 + 2125 = 4385 votes 2125

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1351 = 2823 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1351 = 2823 votes 1351

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4329 Current Rating: 4329 + 4903 = 9232 votesCurrent Rating: 4329 + 4903 = 9232 votes 4903

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1769 Current Rating: 1769 + 1488 = 3257 votesCurrent Rating: 1769 + 1488 = 3257 votes 1488

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1795 Current Rating: 1795 + 1789 = 3584 votesCurrent Rating: 1795 + 1789 = 3584 votes 1789

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1854 Current Rating: 1854 + 1942 = 3796 votesCurrent Rating: 1854 + 1942 = 3796 votes 1942

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2442 Current Rating: 2442 + 1890 = 4332 votesCurrent Rating: 2442 + 1890 = 4332 votes 1890

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1902 Current Rating: 1902 + 1706 = 3608 votesCurrent Rating: 1902 + 1706 = 3608 votes 1706


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1594 = 3254 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1594 = 3254 votes 1594

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
2132 Current Rating: 2132 + 2279 = 4411 votesCurrent Rating: 2132 + 2279 = 4411 votes 2279

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 1078 = 2370 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 1078 = 2370 votes 1078

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1470 = 2980 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1470 = 2980 votes 1470

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 2011 = 3638 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 2011 = 3638 votes 2011

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1378 = 2732 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1378 = 2732 votes 1378

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1538 = 3341 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1538 = 3341 votes 1538

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1215 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1215 = 2547 votes 1215

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1328 = 2544 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1328 = 2544 votes 1328

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1302 = 2609 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1302 = 2609 votes 1302

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1376 = 2658 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1376 = 2658 votes 1376

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1382 Current Rating: 1382 + 1497 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1382 + 1497 = 2879 votes 1497

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1594 = 3066 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1594 = 3066 votes 1594

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 1185 = 2380 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 1185 = 2380 votes 1185

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1519 = 3026 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1519 = 3026 votes 1519

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
2217 Current Rating: 2217 + 2042 = 4259 votesCurrent Rating: 2217 + 2042 = 4259 votes 2042

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 1282 = 2538 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 1282 = 2538 votes 1282


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1300 Current Rating: 1300 + 1254 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1300 + 1254 = 2554 votes 1254

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 1138 = 2255 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 1138 = 2255 votes 1138

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1255 = 2558 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1255 = 2558 votes 1255

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1386 = 2746 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1386 = 2746 votes 1386

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1555 Current Rating: 1555 + 1448 = 3003 votesCurrent Rating: 1555 + 1448 = 3003 votes 1448

[274] 24: I am the manager
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1192 = 2397 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1192 = 2397 votes 1192

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1184 = 2412 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1184 = 2412 votes 1184

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1456 = 2917 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1456 = 2917 votes 1456

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1850 Current Rating: 1850 + 1599 = 3449 votesCurrent Rating: 1850 + 1599 = 3449 votes 1599

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 1081 = 2108 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 1081 = 2108 votes 1081

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1670 Current Rating: 1670 + 1603 = 3273 votesCurrent Rating: 1670 + 1603 = 3273 votes 1603

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1649 = 3299 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1649 = 3299 votes 1649

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1825 Current Rating: 1825 + 1940 = 3765 votesCurrent Rating: 1825 + 1940 = 3765 votes 1940

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1319 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1319 = 2630 votes 1319

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1272 = 2520 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1272 = 2520 votes 1272

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1109 = 2317 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1109 = 2317 votes 1109

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1300 = 2561 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1300 = 2561 votes 1300

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1334 = 2752 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1334 = 2752 votes 1334


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 1150 = 2330 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 1150 = 2330 votes 1150

[260] 29: Wait here
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 1325 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 1325 = 2692 votes 1325

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1301 = 2643 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1301 = 2643 votes 1301

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1500 = 2946 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1500 = 2946 votes 1500

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1435 Current Rating: 1435 + 1482 = 2917 votesCurrent Rating: 1435 + 1482 = 2917 votes 1482

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1382 = 2881 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1382 = 2881 votes 1382

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1596 Current Rating: 1596 + 1077 = 2673 votesCurrent Rating: 1596 + 1077 = 2673 votes 1077

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1470 = 3071 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1470 = 3071 votes 1470

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1234 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1234 = 2466 votes 1234

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
2523 Current Rating: 2523 + 1502 = 4025 votesCurrent Rating: 2523 + 1502 = 4025 votes 1502

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
2609 Current Rating: 2609 + 1624 = 4233 votesCurrent Rating: 2609 + 1624 = 4233 votes 1624

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2350 Current Rating: 2350 + 2717 = 5067 votesCurrent Rating: 2350 + 2717 = 5067 votes 2717

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
4637 Current Rating: 4637 + 3658 = 8295 votesCurrent Rating: 4637 + 3658 = 8295 votes 3658

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1314 = 2785 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1314 = 2785 votes 1314

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 1132 = 2434 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 1132 = 2434 votes 1132

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1300 Current Rating: 1300 + 1204 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1300 + 1204 = 2504 votes 1204

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1800 Current Rating: 1800 + 1694 = 3494 votesCurrent Rating: 1800 + 1694 = 3494 votes 1694

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2605 Current Rating: 2605 + 2703 = 5308 votesCurrent Rating: 2605 + 2703 = 5308 votes 2703

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1557 Current Rating: 1557 + 1493 = 3050 votesCurrent Rating: 1557 + 1493 = 3050 votes 1493

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 1243 = 3200 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 1243 = 3200 votes 1243

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1982 Current Rating: 1982 + 1876 = 3858 votesCurrent Rating: 1982 + 1876 = 3858 votes 1876


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1915 Current Rating: 1915 + 1752 = 3667 votesCurrent Rating: 1915 + 1752 = 3667 votes 1752

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1496 Current Rating: 1496 + 1435 = 2931 votesCurrent Rating: 1496 + 1435 = 2931 votes 1435

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1682 Current Rating: 1682 + 1435 = 3117 votesCurrent Rating: 1682 + 1435 = 3117 votes 1435

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1233 = 2626 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1233 = 2626 votes 1233

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1342 = 2729 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1342 = 2729 votes 1342

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1129 = 2489 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1129 = 2489 votes 1129

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1556 Current Rating: 1556 + 1518 = 3074 votesCurrent Rating: 1556 + 1518 = 3074 votes 1518

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1439 Current Rating: 1439 + 1127 = 2566 votesCurrent Rating: 1439 + 1127 = 2566 votes 1127

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1394 = 2828 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1394 = 2828 votes 1394

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1662 Current Rating: 1662 + 1378 = 3040 votesCurrent Rating: 1662 + 1378 = 3040 votes 1378

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1453 = 2889 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1453 = 2889 votes 1453

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1439 Current Rating: 1439 + 1372 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1439 + 1372 = 2811 votes 1372

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1555 Current Rating: 1555 + 1411 = 2966 votesCurrent Rating: 1555 + 1411 = 2966 votes 1411

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1414 = 2878 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1414 = 2878 votes 1414

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 1349 = 2688 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 1349 = 2688 votes 1349

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1243 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1243 = 2603 votes 1243

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
2087 Current Rating: 2087 + 1279 = 3366 votesCurrent Rating: 2087 + 1279 = 3366 votes 1279

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3809 Current Rating: 3809 + 3502 = 7311 votesCurrent Rating: 3809 + 3502 = 7311 votes 3502

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2652 Current Rating: 2652 + 3082 = 5734 votesCurrent Rating: 2652 + 3082 = 5734 votes 3082

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1923 Current Rating: 1923 + 1531 = 3454 votesCurrent Rating: 1923 + 1531 = 3454 votes 1531


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
7137 Current Rating: 7137 + 7080 = 14217 votesCurrent Rating: 7137 + 7080 = 14217 votes 7080

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1446 = 3009 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1446 = 3009 votes 1446

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1709 Current Rating: 1709 + 1354 = 3063 votesCurrent Rating: 1709 + 1354 = 3063 votes 1354

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1852 Current Rating: 1852 + 1282 = 3134 votesCurrent Rating: 1852 + 1282 = 3134 votes 1282

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1816 Current Rating: 1816 + 1351 = 3167 votesCurrent Rating: 1816 + 1351 = 3167 votes 1351

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
2009 Current Rating: 2009 + 1584 = 3593 votesCurrent Rating: 2009 + 1584 = 3593 votes 1584

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1923 Current Rating: 1923 + 1592 = 3515 votesCurrent Rating: 1923 + 1592 = 3515 votes 1592

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 945 = 2143 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 945 = 2143 votes 945

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1080 = 2282 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1080 = 2282 votes 1080

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1314 = 2591 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1314 = 2591 votes 1314

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 1570 = 3030 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 1570 = 3030 votes 1570

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 1515 = 3191 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 1515 = 3191 votes 1515

[208] 12: Since we got married
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1229 = 2817 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1229 = 2817 votes 1229

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
2168 Current Rating: 2168 + 2113 = 4281 votesCurrent Rating: 2168 + 2113 = 4281 votes 2113

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3536 Current Rating: 3536 + 4586 = 8122 votesCurrent Rating: 3536 + 4586 = 8122 votes 4586

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
2688 Current Rating: 2688 + 3012 = 5700 votesCurrent Rating: 2688 + 3012 = 5700 votes 3012

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1976 Current Rating: 1976 + 1628 = 3604 votesCurrent Rating: 1976 + 1628 = 3604 votes 1628

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 4821 = 8658 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 4821 = 8658 votes 4821

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1612 Current Rating: 1612 + 1438 = 3050 votesCurrent Rating: 1612 + 1438 = 3050 votes 1438


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1753 Current Rating: 1753 + 1761 = 3514 votesCurrent Rating: 1753 + 1761 = 3514 votes 1761

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
4057 Current Rating: 4057 + 4705 = 8762 votesCurrent Rating: 4057 + 4705 = 8762 votes 4705

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
5357 Current Rating: 5357 + 4373 = 9730 votesCurrent Rating: 5357 + 4373 = 9730 votes 4373

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
3013 Current Rating: 3013 + 2684 = 5697 votesCurrent Rating: 3013 + 2684 = 5697 votes 2684

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
2033 Current Rating: 2033 + 1564 = 3597 votesCurrent Rating: 2033 + 1564 = 3597 votes 1564

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2894 Current Rating: 2894 + 2916 = 5810 votesCurrent Rating: 2894 + 2916 = 5810 votes 2916

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1566 Current Rating: 1566 + 1539 = 3105 votesCurrent Rating: 1566 + 1539 = 3105 votes 1539

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
2250 Current Rating: 2250 + 1992 = 4242 votesCurrent Rating: 2250 + 1992 = 4242 votes 1992

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
2113 Current Rating: 2113 + 1906 = 4019 votesCurrent Rating: 2113 + 1906 = 4019 votes 1906

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
2419 Current Rating: 2419 + 1881 = 4300 votesCurrent Rating: 2419 + 1881 = 4300 votes 1881

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1828 Current Rating: 1828 + 1433 = 3261 votesCurrent Rating: 1828 + 1433 = 3261 votes 1433

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1398 = 2832 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1398 = 2832 votes 1398

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1714 Current Rating: 1714 + 1402 = 3116 votesCurrent Rating: 1714 + 1402 = 3116 votes 1402

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1351 = 2754 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1351 = 2754 votes 1351

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1218 = 2507 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1218 = 2507 votes 1218

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1089 = 2291 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1089 = 2291 votes 1089

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1254 = 2571 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1254 = 2571 votes 1254


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1346 = 2706 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1346 = 2706 votes 1346

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1544 = 3059 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1544 = 3059 votes 1544

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1291 = 2596 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1291 = 2596 votes 1291

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1256 = 2456 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1256 = 2456 votes 1256

[180] 24: The good news is that
1517 Current Rating: 1517 + 1243 = 2760 votesCurrent Rating: 1517 + 1243 = 2760 votes 1243

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1446 = 3098 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1446 = 3098 votes 1446

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1184 Current Rating: 1184 + 1135 = 2319 votesCurrent Rating: 1184 + 1135 = 2319 votes 1135

[177] 18: As my lawyer
2109 Current Rating: 2109 + 1487 = 3596 votesCurrent Rating: 2109 + 1487 = 3596 votes 1487

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 1380 = 2682 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 1380 = 2682 votes 1380

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1794 Current Rating: 1794 + 1903 = 3697 votesCurrent Rating: 1794 + 1903 = 3697 votes 1903

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1269 = 2665 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1269 = 2665 votes 1269

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1918 Current Rating: 1918 + 1629 = 3547 votesCurrent Rating: 1918 + 1629 = 3547 votes 1629

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1419 Current Rating: 1419 + 1339 = 2758 votesCurrent Rating: 1419 + 1339 = 2758 votes 1339

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
2197 Current Rating: 2197 + 1866 = 4063 votesCurrent Rating: 2197 + 1866 = 4063 votes 1866

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1619 Current Rating: 1619 + 1394 = 3013 votesCurrent Rating: 1619 + 1394 = 3013 votes 1394

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1672 = 3187 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1672 = 3187 votes 1672

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
2104 Current Rating: 2104 + 1882 = 3986 votesCurrent Rating: 2104 + 1882 = 3986 votes 1882

[167] 4: Do you know why
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1472 = 2943 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1472 = 2943 votes 1472

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
2259 Current Rating: 2259 + 2068 = 4327 votesCurrent Rating: 2259 + 2068 = 4327 votes 2068

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1981 Current Rating: 1981 + 2458 = 4439 votesCurrent Rating: 1981 + 2458 = 4439 votes 2458

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1313 = 2642 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1313 = 2642 votes 1313


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 1045 = 2289 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 1045 = 2289 votes 1045

[162] 25: What?
1678 Current Rating: 1678 + 1612 = 3290 votesCurrent Rating: 1678 + 1612 = 3290 votes 1612

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1595 Current Rating: 1595 + 1577 = 3172 votesCurrent Rating: 1595 + 1577 = 3172 votes 1577

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1199 = 2392 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1199 = 2392 votes 1199

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1128 = 2404 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1128 = 2404 votes 1128

[158] 19: You look well rested
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 1630 = 3408 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 1630 = 3408 votes 1630

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2490 Current Rating: 2490 + 2607 = 5097 votesCurrent Rating: 2490 + 2607 = 5097 votes 2607

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2480 Current Rating: 2480 + 2612 = 5092 votesCurrent Rating: 2480 + 2612 = 5092 votes 2612

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1457 Current Rating: 1457 + 1375 = 2832 votesCurrent Rating: 1457 + 1375 = 2832 votes 1375

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 1569 = 3141 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 1569 = 3141 votes 1569

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1580 Current Rating: 1580 + 1382 = 2962 votesCurrent Rating: 1580 + 1382 = 2962 votes 1382

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1299 = 2627 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1299 = 2627 votes 1299

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1495 Current Rating: 1495 + 1457 = 2952 votesCurrent Rating: 1495 + 1457 = 2952 votes 1457

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1452 Current Rating: 1452 + 1682 = 3134 votesCurrent Rating: 1452 + 1682 = 3134 votes 1682

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1450 = 2998 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1450 = 2998 votes 1450

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1724 Current Rating: 1724 + 1886 = 3610 votesCurrent Rating: 1724 + 1886 = 3610 votes 1886

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1337 = 2870 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1337 = 2870 votes 1337

[146] 3: What do women and dog
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1108 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1108 = 2205 votes 1108

[145] 2: You look happy
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1232 = 2485 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1232 = 2485 votes 1232

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1751 Current Rating: 1751 + 1743 = 3494 votesCurrent Rating: 1751 + 1743 = 3494 votes 1743


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1419 Current Rating: 1419 + 1382 = 2801 votesCurrent Rating: 1419 + 1382 = 2801 votes 1382

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1337 = 2744 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1337 = 2744 votes 1337

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 1377 = 2763 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 1377 = 2763 votes 1377

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1718 Current Rating: 1718 + 1807 = 3525 votesCurrent Rating: 1718 + 1807 = 3525 votes 1807

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1555 = 3047 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1555 = 3047 votes 1555

[138] 22: I love your forehead
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 1203 = 2307 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 1203 = 2307 votes 1203

[137] 21: I got banned
1535 Current Rating: 1535 + 1436 = 2971 votesCurrent Rating: 1535 + 1436 = 2971 votes 1436

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1348 = 2809 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1348 = 2809 votes 1348

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1481 = 2934 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1481 = 2934 votes 1481

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1502 = 2973 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1502 = 2973 votes 1502

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1196 = 2558 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1196 = 2558 votes 1196

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1148 = 2303 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1148 = 2303 votes 1148

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 1306 = 3084 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 1306 = 3084 votes 1306

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 1481 = 3238 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 1481 = 3238 votes 1481






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