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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3929 Current Rating: 3929 + 4051 = 7980 votesCurrent Rating: 3929 + 4051 = 7980 votes 4051

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
5990 Current Rating: 5990 + 6118 = 12108 votesCurrent Rating: 5990 + 6118 = 12108 votes 6118

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3161 Current Rating: 3161 + 3489 = 6650 votesCurrent Rating: 3161 + 3489 = 6650 votes 3489

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3180 Current Rating: 3180 + 3074 = 6254 votesCurrent Rating: 3180 + 3074 = 6254 votes 3074

[557] 19: Save a cow
3052 Current Rating: 3052 + 2725 = 5777 votesCurrent Rating: 3052 + 2725 = 5777 votes 2725

[556] 15: You know the idiom
14401 Current Rating: 14401 + 16433 = 30834 votesCurrent Rating: 14401 + 16433 = 30834 votes 16433

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
10002 Current Rating: 10002 + 9011 = 19013 votesCurrent Rating: 10002 + 9011 = 19013 votes 9011

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
14737 Current Rating: 14737 + 21300 = 36037 votesCurrent Rating: 14737 + 21300 = 36037 votes 21300

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12473 Current Rating: 12473 + 13694 = 26167 votesCurrent Rating: 12473 + 13694 = 26167 votes 13694

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
17529 Current Rating: 17529 + 56551 = 74080 votesCurrent Rating: 17529 + 56551 = 74080 votes 56551

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12403 Current Rating: 12403 + 14576 = 26979 votesCurrent Rating: 12403 + 14576 = 26979 votes 14576

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
6349 Current Rating: 6349 + 6119 = 12468 votesCurrent Rating: 6349 + 6119 = 12468 votes 6119

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6337 Current Rating: 6337 + 6289 = 12626 votesCurrent Rating: 6337 + 6289 = 12626 votes 6289

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4154 Current Rating: 4154 + 4183 = 8337 votesCurrent Rating: 4154 + 4183 = 8337 votes 4183

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18670 Current Rating: 18670 + 19098 = 37768 votesCurrent Rating: 18670 + 19098 = 37768 votes 19098


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10484 Current Rating: 10484 + 10817 = 21301 votesCurrent Rating: 10484 + 10817 = 21301 votes 10817

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6067 Current Rating: 6067 + 5846 = 11913 votesCurrent Rating: 6067 + 5846 = 11913 votes 5846

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7787 Current Rating: 7787 + 7709 = 15496 votesCurrent Rating: 7787 + 7709 = 15496 votes 7709

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12659 Current Rating: 12659 + 13305 = 25964 votesCurrent Rating: 12659 + 13305 = 25964 votes 13305

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5285 Current Rating: 5285 + 5145 = 10430 votesCurrent Rating: 5285 + 5145 = 10430 votes 5145

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12782 Current Rating: 12782 + 14155 = 26937 votesCurrent Rating: 12782 + 14155 = 26937 votes 14155

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11487 Current Rating: 11487 + 11006 = 22493 votesCurrent Rating: 11487 + 11006 = 22493 votes 11006

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20772 Current Rating: 20772 + 21334 = 42106 votesCurrent Rating: 20772 + 21334 = 42106 votes 21334

[538] 17: A real man
6442 Current Rating: 6442 + 6395 = 12837 votesCurrent Rating: 6442 + 6395 = 12837 votes 6395

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14196 Current Rating: 14196 + 14367 = 28563 votesCurrent Rating: 14196 + 14367 = 28563 votes 14367

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
6011 Current Rating: 6011 + 6091 = 12102 votesCurrent Rating: 6011 + 6091 = 12102 votes 6091

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16458 Current Rating: 16458 + 16950 = 33408 votesCurrent Rating: 16458 + 16950 = 33408 votes 16950

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14733 Current Rating: 14733 + 15198 = 29931 votesCurrent Rating: 14733 + 15198 = 29931 votes 15198

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13752 Current Rating: 13752 + 14071 = 27823 votesCurrent Rating: 13752 + 14071 = 27823 votes 14071

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10677 Current Rating: 10677 + 10495 = 21172 votesCurrent Rating: 10677 + 10495 = 21172 votes 10495

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2262 Current Rating: 2262 + 2602 = 4864 votesCurrent Rating: 2262 + 2602 = 4864 votes 2602

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1744 = 3396 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1744 = 3396 votes 1744

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3316 Current Rating: 3316 + 3676 = 6992 votesCurrent Rating: 3316 + 3676 = 6992 votes 3676

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1275 = 2940 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1275 = 2940 votes 1275

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 1184 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 1184 = 2206 votes 1184

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1413 = 2711 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1413 = 2711 votes 1413


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1399 = 2790 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1399 = 2790 votes 1399

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1746 Current Rating: 1746 + 3334 = 5080 votesCurrent Rating: 1746 + 3334 = 5080 votes 3334

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1849 Current Rating: 1849 + 2372 = 4221 votesCurrent Rating: 1849 + 2372 = 4221 votes 2372

[522] 26: Hey babe
2326 Current Rating: 2326 + 2958 = 5284 votesCurrent Rating: 2326 + 2958 = 5284 votes 2958

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4924 Current Rating: 4924 + 5463 = 10387 votesCurrent Rating: 4924 + 5463 = 10387 votes 5463

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7302 Current Rating: 7302 + 7556 = 14858 votesCurrent Rating: 7302 + 7556 = 14858 votes 7556

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24824 Current Rating: 24824 + 26404 = 51228 votesCurrent Rating: 24824 + 26404 = 51228 votes 26404

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9213 Current Rating: 9213 + 9180 = 18393 votesCurrent Rating: 9213 + 9180 = 18393 votes 9180

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12203 Current Rating: 12203 + 12694 = 24897 votesCurrent Rating: 12203 + 12694 = 24897 votes 12694

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
10065 Current Rating: 10065 + 10685 = 20750 votesCurrent Rating: 10065 + 10685 = 20750 votes 10685

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26477 Current Rating: 26477 + 27809 = 54286 votesCurrent Rating: 26477 + 27809 = 54286 votes 27809

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
37532 Current Rating: 37532 + 36503 = 74035 votesCurrent Rating: 37532 + 36503 = 74035 votes 36503

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24476 Current Rating: 24476 + 25394 = 49870 votesCurrent Rating: 24476 + 25394 = 49870 votes 25394

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11275 Current Rating: 11275 + 11600 = 22875 votesCurrent Rating: 11275 + 11600 = 22875 votes 11600

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27348 Current Rating: 27348 + 27829 = 55177 votesCurrent Rating: 27348 + 27829 = 55177 votes 27829

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1678 = 3252 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1678 = 3252 votes 1678

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28489 Current Rating: 28489 + 29032 = 57521 votesCurrent Rating: 28489 + 29032 = 57521 votes 29032

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6233 Current Rating: 6233 + 6383 = 12616 votesCurrent Rating: 6233 + 6383 = 12616 votes 6383

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11924 Current Rating: 11924 + 12226 = 24150 votesCurrent Rating: 11924 + 12226 = 24150 votes 12226

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8806 Current Rating: 8806 + 8452 = 17258 votesCurrent Rating: 8806 + 8452 = 17258 votes 8452

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
7061 Current Rating: 7061 + 6983 = 14044 votesCurrent Rating: 7061 + 6983 = 14044 votes 6983


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
23620 Current Rating: 23620 + 28863 = 52483 votesCurrent Rating: 23620 + 28863 = 52483 votes 28863

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4813 Current Rating: 4813 + 4752 = 9565 votesCurrent Rating: 4813 + 4752 = 9565 votes 4752

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3757 Current Rating: 3757 + 3731 = 7488 votesCurrent Rating: 3757 + 3731 = 7488 votes 3731

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7467 Current Rating: 7467 + 7378 = 14845 votesCurrent Rating: 7467 + 7378 = 14845 votes 7378

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
5994 Current Rating: 5994 + 6313 = 12307 votesCurrent Rating: 5994 + 6313 = 12307 votes 6313

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5858 Current Rating: 5858 + 5705 = 11563 votesCurrent Rating: 5858 + 5705 = 11563 votes 5705

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
4038 Current Rating: 4038 + 3968 = 8006 votesCurrent Rating: 4038 + 3968 = 8006 votes 3968

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5183 Current Rating: 5183 + 5079 = 10262 votesCurrent Rating: 5183 + 5079 = 10262 votes 5079

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
4088 Current Rating: 4088 + 4070 = 8158 votesCurrent Rating: 4088 + 4070 = 8158 votes 4070

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11767 Current Rating: 11767 + 15823 = 27590 votesCurrent Rating: 11767 + 15823 = 27590 votes 15823

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13512 Current Rating: 13512 + 15544 = 29056 votesCurrent Rating: 13512 + 15544 = 29056 votes 15544

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8789 Current Rating: 8789 + 8481 = 17270 votesCurrent Rating: 8789 + 8481 = 17270 votes 8481

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8699 Current Rating: 8699 + 8291 = 16990 votesCurrent Rating: 8699 + 8291 = 16990 votes 8291

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
7428 Current Rating: 7428 + 6975 = 14403 votesCurrent Rating: 7428 + 6975 = 14403 votes 6975

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7669 Current Rating: 7669 + 7264 = 14933 votesCurrent Rating: 7669 + 7264 = 14933 votes 7264

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20736 Current Rating: 20736 + 20678 = 41414 votesCurrent Rating: 20736 + 20678 = 41414 votes 20678

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11624 Current Rating: 11624 + 11896 = 23520 votesCurrent Rating: 11624 + 11896 = 23520 votes 11896

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9442 Current Rating: 9442 + 8341 = 17783 votesCurrent Rating: 9442 + 8341 = 17783 votes 8341

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8850 Current Rating: 8850 + 8786 = 17636 votesCurrent Rating: 8850 + 8786 = 17636 votes 8786

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10576 Current Rating: 10576 + 10629 = 21205 votesCurrent Rating: 10576 + 10629 = 21205 votes 10629

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31434 Current Rating: 31434 + 31974 = 63408 votesCurrent Rating: 31434 + 31974 = 63408 votes 31974

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9273 Current Rating: 9273 + 9059 = 18332 votesCurrent Rating: 9273 + 9059 = 18332 votes 9059


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
9442 Current Rating: 9442 + 8445 = 17887 votesCurrent Rating: 9442 + 8445 = 17887 votes 8445

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12809 Current Rating: 12809 + 14393 = 27202 votesCurrent Rating: 12809 + 14393 = 27202 votes 14393

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12873 Current Rating: 12873 + 14352 = 27225 votesCurrent Rating: 12873 + 14352 = 27225 votes 14352

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27758 Current Rating: 27758 + 28158 = 55916 votesCurrent Rating: 27758 + 28158 = 55916 votes 28158

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
12201 Current Rating: 12201 + 13831 = 26032 votesCurrent Rating: 12201 + 13831 = 26032 votes 13831

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
26187 Current Rating: 26187 + 32825 = 59012 votesCurrent Rating: 26187 + 32825 = 59012 votes 32825

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10951 Current Rating: 10951 + 11616 = 22567 votesCurrent Rating: 10951 + 11616 = 22567 votes 11616

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10378 Current Rating: 10378 + 10164 = 20542 votesCurrent Rating: 10378 + 10164 = 20542 votes 10164

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
26488 Current Rating: 26488 + 26334 = 52822 votesCurrent Rating: 26488 + 26334 = 52822 votes 26334

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
9101 Current Rating: 9101 + 8795 = 17896 votesCurrent Rating: 9101 + 8795 = 17896 votes 8795

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
14021 Current Rating: 14021 + 14975 = 28996 votesCurrent Rating: 14021 + 14975 = 28996 votes 14975

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11424 Current Rating: 11424 + 10803 = 22227 votesCurrent Rating: 11424 + 10803 = 22227 votes 10803

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
11107 Current Rating: 11107 + 10373 = 21480 votesCurrent Rating: 11107 + 10373 = 21480 votes 10373

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7765 Current Rating: 7765 + 6936 = 14701 votesCurrent Rating: 7765 + 6936 = 14701 votes 6936

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4791 Current Rating: 4791 + 4285 = 9076 votesCurrent Rating: 4791 + 4285 = 9076 votes 4285

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6517 Current Rating: 6517 + 5858 = 12375 votesCurrent Rating: 6517 + 5858 = 12375 votes 5858

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9388 Current Rating: 9388 + 8700 = 18088 votesCurrent Rating: 9388 + 8700 = 18088 votes 8700

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5670 Current Rating: 5670 + 5331 = 11001 votesCurrent Rating: 5670 + 5331 = 11001 votes 5331

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4938 Current Rating: 4938 + 5129 = 10067 votesCurrent Rating: 4938 + 5129 = 10067 votes 5129

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5549 Current Rating: 5549 + 4965 = 10514 votesCurrent Rating: 5549 + 4965 = 10514 votes 4965

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14081 Current Rating: 14081 + 13750 = 27831 votesCurrent Rating: 14081 + 13750 = 27831 votes 13750


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
8640 Current Rating: 8640 + 6989 = 15629 votesCurrent Rating: 8640 + 6989 = 15629 votes 6989

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4156 Current Rating: 4156 + 3764 = 7920 votesCurrent Rating: 4156 + 3764 = 7920 votes 3764

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1965 Current Rating: 1965 + 1688 = 3653 votesCurrent Rating: 1965 + 1688 = 3653 votes 1688

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
4116 Current Rating: 4116 + 3579 = 7695 votesCurrent Rating: 4116 + 3579 = 7695 votes 3579

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3504 Current Rating: 3504 + 3059 = 6563 votesCurrent Rating: 3504 + 3059 = 6563 votes 3059

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6604 Current Rating: 6604 + 6556 = 13160 votesCurrent Rating: 6604 + 6556 = 13160 votes 6556

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4644 Current Rating: 4644 + 3984 = 8628 votesCurrent Rating: 4644 + 3984 = 8628 votes 3984

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2192 Current Rating: 2192 + 2572 = 4764 votesCurrent Rating: 2192 + 2572 = 4764 votes 2572

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2882 Current Rating: 2882 + 2658 = 5540 votesCurrent Rating: 2882 + 2658 = 5540 votes 2658

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2281 Current Rating: 2281 + 2331 = 4612 votesCurrent Rating: 2281 + 2331 = 4612 votes 2331

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1953 Current Rating: 1953 + 1858 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 1953 + 1858 = 3811 votes 1858

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3727 Current Rating: 3727 + 3293 = 7020 votesCurrent Rating: 3727 + 3293 = 7020 votes 3293

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2418 Current Rating: 2418 + 2328 = 4746 votesCurrent Rating: 2418 + 2328 = 4746 votes 2328

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5850 Current Rating: 5850 + 5407 = 11257 votesCurrent Rating: 5850 + 5407 = 11257 votes 5407

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3903 Current Rating: 3903 + 3955 = 7858 votesCurrent Rating: 3903 + 3955 = 7858 votes 3955

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3075 Current Rating: 3075 + 2821 = 5896 votesCurrent Rating: 3075 + 2821 = 5896 votes 2821

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6908 Current Rating: 6908 + 6574 = 13482 votesCurrent Rating: 6908 + 6574 = 13482 votes 6574

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2876 Current Rating: 2876 + 3077 = 5953 votesCurrent Rating: 2876 + 3077 = 5953 votes 3077

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
3634 Current Rating: 3634 + 3641 = 7275 votesCurrent Rating: 3634 + 3641 = 7275 votes 3641

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
6039 Current Rating: 6039 + 6381 = 12420 votesCurrent Rating: 6039 + 6381 = 12420 votes 6381

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17304 Current Rating: 17304 + 16915 = 34219 votesCurrent Rating: 17304 + 16915 = 34219 votes 16915


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2482 Current Rating: 2482 + 2650 = 5132 votesCurrent Rating: 2482 + 2650 = 5132 votes 2650

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
4997 Current Rating: 4997 + 4608 = 9605 votesCurrent Rating: 4997 + 4608 = 9605 votes 4608

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
45463 Current Rating: 45463 + 28404 = 73867 votesCurrent Rating: 45463 + 28404 = 73867 votes 28404

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
217462 Current Rating: 217462 + 192519 = 409981 votesCurrent Rating: 217462 + 192519 = 409981 votes 192519

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15117 Current Rating: 15117 + 15517 = 30634 votesCurrent Rating: 15117 + 15517 = 30634 votes 15517

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2645 Current Rating: 2645 + 2517 = 5162 votesCurrent Rating: 2645 + 2517 = 5162 votes 2517

[434] 21: If you went camping
2969 Current Rating: 2969 + 3314 = 6283 votesCurrent Rating: 2969 + 3314 = 6283 votes 3314

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11439 Current Rating: 11439 + 16895 = 28334 votesCurrent Rating: 11439 + 16895 = 28334 votes 16895

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
11922 Current Rating: 11922 + 14108 = 26030 votesCurrent Rating: 11922 + 14108 = 26030 votes 14108

[431] 14: I saw a news program
4156 Current Rating: 4156 + 4085 = 8241 votesCurrent Rating: 4156 + 4085 = 8241 votes 4085

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
3154 Current Rating: 3154 + 4736 = 7890 votesCurrent Rating: 3154 + 4736 = 7890 votes 4736

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2558 Current Rating: 2558 + 2751 = 5309 votesCurrent Rating: 2558 + 2751 = 5309 votes 2751

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
3359 Current Rating: 3359 + 3355 = 6714 votesCurrent Rating: 3359 + 3355 = 6714 votes 3355

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2847 Current Rating: 2847 + 2817 = 5664 votesCurrent Rating: 2847 + 2817 = 5664 votes 2817

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2868 Current Rating: 2868 + 2799 = 5667 votesCurrent Rating: 2868 + 2799 = 5667 votes 2799

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
7899 Current Rating: 7899 + 8906 = 16805 votesCurrent Rating: 7899 + 8906 = 16805 votes 8906

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2562 Current Rating: 2562 + 2386 = 4948 votesCurrent Rating: 2562 + 2386 = 4948 votes 2386

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2827 Current Rating: 2827 + 3270 = 6097 votesCurrent Rating: 2827 + 3270 = 6097 votes 3270

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3153 Current Rating: 3153 + 2871 = 6024 votesCurrent Rating: 3153 + 2871 = 6024 votes 2871


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2655 Current Rating: 2655 + 2819 = 5474 votesCurrent Rating: 2655 + 2819 = 5474 votes 2819

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3841 Current Rating: 3841 + 3439 = 7280 votesCurrent Rating: 3841 + 3439 = 7280 votes 3439

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 3324 = 7150 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 3324 = 7150 votes 3324

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3612 Current Rating: 3612 + 3250 = 6862 votesCurrent Rating: 3612 + 3250 = 6862 votes 3250

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2832 Current Rating: 2832 + 2889 = 5721 votesCurrent Rating: 2832 + 2889 = 5721 votes 2889

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4124 Current Rating: 4124 + 3740 = 7864 votesCurrent Rating: 4124 + 3740 = 7864 votes 3740

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6584 Current Rating: 6584 + 7061 = 13645 votesCurrent Rating: 6584 + 7061 = 13645 votes 7061

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8378 Current Rating: 8378 + 7476 = 15854 votesCurrent Rating: 8378 + 7476 = 15854 votes 7476

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
3806 Current Rating: 3806 + 3962 = 7768 votesCurrent Rating: 3806 + 3962 = 7768 votes 3962

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3265 Current Rating: 3265 + 3144 = 6409 votesCurrent Rating: 3265 + 3144 = 6409 votes 3144

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3209 Current Rating: 3209 + 3545 = 6754 votesCurrent Rating: 3209 + 3545 = 6754 votes 3545

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
7294 Current Rating: 7294 + 7699 = 14993 votesCurrent Rating: 7294 + 7699 = 14993 votes 7699

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3977 Current Rating: 3977 + 3712 = 7689 votesCurrent Rating: 3977 + 3712 = 7689 votes 3712

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4183 Current Rating: 4183 + 3998 = 8181 votesCurrent Rating: 4183 + 3998 = 8181 votes 3998

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
5033 Current Rating: 5033 + 4434 = 9467 votesCurrent Rating: 5033 + 4434 = 9467 votes 4434

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4970 Current Rating: 4970 + 5886 = 10856 votesCurrent Rating: 4970 + 5886 = 10856 votes 5886

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
12238 Current Rating: 12238 + 12679 = 24917 votesCurrent Rating: 12238 + 12679 = 24917 votes 12679

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4428 Current Rating: 4428 + 3940 = 8368 votesCurrent Rating: 4428 + 3940 = 8368 votes 3940

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1112 = 2456 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1112 = 2456 votes 1112

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2700 Current Rating: 2700 + 3404 = 6104 votesCurrent Rating: 2700 + 3404 = 6104 votes 3404


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
12863 Current Rating: 12863 + 14492 = 27355 votesCurrent Rating: 12863 + 14492 = 27355 votes 14492

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
8397 Current Rating: 8397 + 7843 = 16240 votesCurrent Rating: 8397 + 7843 = 16240 votes 7843

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
4041 Current Rating: 4041 + 3512 = 7553 votesCurrent Rating: 4041 + 3512 = 7553 votes 3512

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
11946 Current Rating: 11946 + 13157 = 25103 votesCurrent Rating: 11946 + 13157 = 25103 votes 13157

[397] 15: I Love you
32355 Current Rating: 32355 + 33191 = 65546 votesCurrent Rating: 32355 + 33191 = 65546 votes 33191

[396] 14: Hey, come on
5508 Current Rating: 5508 + 6248 = 11756 votesCurrent Rating: 5508 + 6248 = 11756 votes 6248

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
25550 Current Rating: 25550 + 28228 = 53778 votesCurrent Rating: 25550 + 28228 = 53778 votes 28228

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3803 Current Rating: 3803 + 3391 = 7194 votesCurrent Rating: 3803 + 3391 = 7194 votes 3391

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4187 Current Rating: 4187 + 3902 = 8089 votesCurrent Rating: 4187 + 3902 = 8089 votes 3902

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3912 Current Rating: 3912 + 3741 = 7653 votesCurrent Rating: 3912 + 3741 = 7653 votes 3741

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3448 Current Rating: 3448 + 3264 = 6712 votesCurrent Rating: 3448 + 3264 = 6712 votes 3264

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5043 Current Rating: 5043 + 4600 = 9643 votesCurrent Rating: 5043 + 4600 = 9643 votes 4600

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
4570 Current Rating: 4570 + 6118 = 10688 votesCurrent Rating: 4570 + 6118 = 10688 votes 6118


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5295 Current Rating: 5295 + 4872 = 10167 votesCurrent Rating: 5295 + 4872 = 10167 votes 4872

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3246 Current Rating: 3246 + 3175 = 6421 votesCurrent Rating: 3246 + 3175 = 6421 votes 3175

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15266 Current Rating: 15266 + 15164 = 30430 votesCurrent Rating: 15266 + 15164 = 30430 votes 15164

[385] 25: Can you please call security
8367 Current Rating: 8367 + 9624 = 17991 votesCurrent Rating: 8367 + 9624 = 17991 votes 9624

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3606 Current Rating: 3606 + 3502 = 7108 votesCurrent Rating: 3606 + 3502 = 7108 votes 3502

[383] 23: This book says
4459 Current Rating: 4459 + 3869 = 8328 votesCurrent Rating: 4459 + 3869 = 8328 votes 3869

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3931 Current Rating: 3931 + 3484 = 7415 votesCurrent Rating: 3931 + 3484 = 7415 votes 3484

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
9195 Current Rating: 9195 + 8708 = 17903 votesCurrent Rating: 9195 + 8708 = 17903 votes 8708

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
4134 Current Rating: 4134 + 3623 = 7757 votesCurrent Rating: 4134 + 3623 = 7757 votes 3623

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4679 Current Rating: 4679 + 4363 = 9042 votesCurrent Rating: 4679 + 4363 = 9042 votes 4363

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
12570 Current Rating: 12570 + 19461 = 32031 votesCurrent Rating: 12570 + 19461 = 32031 votes 19461

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
12632 Current Rating: 12632 + 18640 = 31272 votesCurrent Rating: 12632 + 18640 = 31272 votes 18640

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
77588 Current Rating: 77588 + 63949 = 141537 votesCurrent Rating: 77588 + 63949 = 141537 votes 63949

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
5969 Current Rating: 5969 + 6379 = 12348 votesCurrent Rating: 5969 + 6379 = 12348 votes 6379

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6380 Current Rating: 6380 + 6113 = 12493 votesCurrent Rating: 6380 + 6113 = 12493 votes 6113

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4388 Current Rating: 4388 + 3642 = 8030 votesCurrent Rating: 4388 + 3642 = 8030 votes 3642

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10239 Current Rating: 10239 + 10774 = 21013 votesCurrent Rating: 10239 + 10774 = 21013 votes 10774

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
13399 Current Rating: 13399 + 14670 = 28069 votesCurrent Rating: 13399 + 14670 = 28069 votes 14670


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
5792 Current Rating: 5792 + 6426 = 12218 votesCurrent Rating: 5792 + 6426 = 12218 votes 6426

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
5333 Current Rating: 5333 + 4586 = 9919 votesCurrent Rating: 5333 + 4586 = 9919 votes 4586

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5204 Current Rating: 5204 + 4465 = 9669 votesCurrent Rating: 5204 + 4465 = 9669 votes 4465

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4372 Current Rating: 4372 + 3813 = 8185 votesCurrent Rating: 4372 + 3813 = 8185 votes 3813

[366] 22: You look like crap
4239 Current Rating: 4239 + 4031 = 8270 votesCurrent Rating: 4239 + 4031 = 8270 votes 4031

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
8201 Current Rating: 8201 + 6736 = 14937 votesCurrent Rating: 8201 + 6736 = 14937 votes 6736

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
13111 Current Rating: 13111 + 16495 = 29606 votesCurrent Rating: 13111 + 16495 = 29606 votes 16495

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6884 Current Rating: 6884 + 5829 = 12713 votesCurrent Rating: 6884 + 5829 = 12713 votes 5829

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4199 Current Rating: 4199 + 3903 = 8102 votesCurrent Rating: 4199 + 3903 = 8102 votes 3903

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3914 Current Rating: 3914 + 4421 = 8335 votesCurrent Rating: 3914 + 4421 = 8335 votes 4421

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6076 Current Rating: 6076 + 6083 = 12159 votesCurrent Rating: 6076 + 6083 = 12159 votes 6083

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4911 Current Rating: 4911 + 4141 = 9052 votesCurrent Rating: 4911 + 4141 = 9052 votes 4141

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4761 Current Rating: 4761 + 4473 = 9234 votesCurrent Rating: 4761 + 4473 = 9234 votes 4473

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12211 Current Rating: 12211 + 11615 = 23826 votesCurrent Rating: 12211 + 11615 = 23826 votes 11615

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3609 Current Rating: 3609 + 3790 = 7399 votesCurrent Rating: 3609 + 3790 = 7399 votes 3790

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3655 Current Rating: 3655 + 3846 = 7501 votesCurrent Rating: 3655 + 3846 = 7501 votes 3846

[354] 1: In the old days
5436 Current Rating: 5436 + 6038 = 11474 votesCurrent Rating: 5436 + 6038 = 11474 votes 6038


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7946 Current Rating: 7946 + 7284 = 15230 votesCurrent Rating: 7946 + 7284 = 15230 votes 7284

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3882 Current Rating: 3882 + 3841 = 7723 votesCurrent Rating: 3882 + 3841 = 7723 votes 3841

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
3020 Current Rating: 3020 + 3187 = 6207 votesCurrent Rating: 3020 + 3187 = 6207 votes 3187

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3839 Current Rating: 3839 + 3700 = 7539 votesCurrent Rating: 3839 + 3700 = 7539 votes 3700

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3794 Current Rating: 3794 + 3582 = 7376 votesCurrent Rating: 3794 + 3582 = 7376 votes 3582

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
4014 Current Rating: 4014 + 4118 = 8132 votesCurrent Rating: 4014 + 4118 = 8132 votes 4118

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4462 Current Rating: 4462 + 4325 = 8787 votesCurrent Rating: 4462 + 4325 = 8787 votes 4325

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2884 Current Rating: 2884 + 2979 = 5863 votesCurrent Rating: 2884 + 2979 = 5863 votes 2979

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2958 Current Rating: 2958 + 3249 = 6207 votesCurrent Rating: 2958 + 3249 = 6207 votes 3249

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3637 Current Rating: 3637 + 3785 = 7422 votesCurrent Rating: 3637 + 3785 = 7422 votes 3785

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3798 Current Rating: 3798 + 3713 = 7511 votesCurrent Rating: 3798 + 3713 = 7511 votes 3713

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2620 Current Rating: 2620 + 3019 = 5639 votesCurrent Rating: 2620 + 3019 = 5639 votes 3019

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
3000 Current Rating: 3000 + 4104 = 7104 votesCurrent Rating: 3000 + 4104 = 7104 votes 4104






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