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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3579 Current Rating: 3579 + 3704 = 7283 votesCurrent Rating: 3579 + 3704 = 7283 votes 3704

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
5236 Current Rating: 5236 + 5532 = 10768 votesCurrent Rating: 5236 + 5532 = 10768 votes 5532

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
2881 Current Rating: 2881 + 3191 = 6072 votesCurrent Rating: 2881 + 3191 = 6072 votes 3191

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 2866 = 5805 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 2866 = 5805 votes 2866

[557] 19: Save a cow
2512 Current Rating: 2512 + 2295 = 4807 votesCurrent Rating: 2512 + 2295 = 4807 votes 2295

[556] 15: You know the idiom
13717 Current Rating: 13717 + 15361 = 29078 votesCurrent Rating: 13717 + 15361 = 29078 votes 15361

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
9389 Current Rating: 9389 + 8595 = 17984 votesCurrent Rating: 9389 + 8595 = 17984 votes 8595

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
13945 Current Rating: 13945 + 17972 = 31917 votesCurrent Rating: 13945 + 17972 = 31917 votes 17972

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
11941 Current Rating: 11941 + 12395 = 24336 votesCurrent Rating: 11941 + 12395 = 24336 votes 12395

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
16067 Current Rating: 16067 + 38130 = 54197 votesCurrent Rating: 16067 + 38130 = 54197 votes 38130

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
11888 Current Rating: 11888 + 12815 = 24703 votesCurrent Rating: 11888 + 12815 = 24703 votes 12815

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
5783 Current Rating: 5783 + 5756 = 11539 votesCurrent Rating: 5783 + 5756 = 11539 votes 5756

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6058 Current Rating: 6058 + 6067 = 12125 votesCurrent Rating: 6058 + 6067 = 12125 votes 6067

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
3791 Current Rating: 3791 + 3841 = 7632 votesCurrent Rating: 3791 + 3841 = 7632 votes 3841

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18383 Current Rating: 18383 + 18784 = 37167 votesCurrent Rating: 18383 + 18784 = 37167 votes 18784


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10277 Current Rating: 10277 + 10592 = 20869 votesCurrent Rating: 10277 + 10592 = 20869 votes 10592

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
5819 Current Rating: 5819 + 5577 = 11396 votesCurrent Rating: 5819 + 5577 = 11396 votes 5577

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7585 Current Rating: 7585 + 7497 = 15082 votesCurrent Rating: 7585 + 7497 = 15082 votes 7497

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12455 Current Rating: 12455 + 12971 = 25426 votesCurrent Rating: 12455 + 12971 = 25426 votes 12971

[542] 23: Have you noticed
4897 Current Rating: 4897 + 4770 = 9667 votesCurrent Rating: 4897 + 4770 = 9667 votes 4770

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12499 Current Rating: 12499 + 13820 = 26319 votesCurrent Rating: 12499 + 13820 = 26319 votes 13820

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11183 Current Rating: 11183 + 10623 = 21806 votesCurrent Rating: 11183 + 10623 = 21806 votes 10623

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20507 Current Rating: 20507 + 21081 = 41588 votesCurrent Rating: 20507 + 21081 = 41588 votes 21081

[538] 17: A real man
6101 Current Rating: 6101 + 6052 = 12153 votesCurrent Rating: 6101 + 6052 = 12153 votes 6052

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
13874 Current Rating: 13874 + 14053 = 27927 votesCurrent Rating: 13874 + 14053 = 27927 votes 14053

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
5669 Current Rating: 5669 + 5743 = 11412 votesCurrent Rating: 5669 + 5743 = 11412 votes 5743

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16247 Current Rating: 16247 + 16705 = 32952 votesCurrent Rating: 16247 + 16705 = 32952 votes 16705

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14445 Current Rating: 14445 + 14868 = 29313 votesCurrent Rating: 14445 + 14868 = 29313 votes 14868

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13615 Current Rating: 13615 + 13926 = 27541 votesCurrent Rating: 13615 + 13926 = 27541 votes 13926

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10368 Current Rating: 10368 + 10181 = 20549 votesCurrent Rating: 10368 + 10181 = 20549 votes 10181

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2011 Current Rating: 2011 + 2352 = 4363 votesCurrent Rating: 2011 + 2352 = 4363 votes 2352

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1459 = 2813 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1459 = 2813 votes 1459

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3045 Current Rating: 3045 + 3395 = 6440 votesCurrent Rating: 3045 + 3395 = 6440 votes 3395

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 990 = 2106 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 990 = 2106 votes 990

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
683 Current Rating: 683 + 856 = 1539 votesCurrent Rating: 683 + 856 = 1539 votes 856

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 1189 = 2242 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 1189 = 2242 votes 1189


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1074 Current Rating: 1074 + 1106 = 2180 votesCurrent Rating: 1074 + 1106 = 2180 votes 1106

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 2662 = 4148 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 2662 = 4148 votes 2662

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1484 Current Rating: 1484 + 1954 = 3438 votesCurrent Rating: 1484 + 1954 = 3438 votes 1954

[522] 26: Hey babe
2035 Current Rating: 2035 + 2676 = 4711 votesCurrent Rating: 2035 + 2676 = 4711 votes 2676

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4587 Current Rating: 4587 + 5129 = 9716 votesCurrent Rating: 4587 + 5129 = 9716 votes 5129

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7036 Current Rating: 7036 + 7306 = 14342 votesCurrent Rating: 7036 + 7306 = 14342 votes 7306

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24555 Current Rating: 24555 + 26109 = 50664 votesCurrent Rating: 24555 + 26109 = 50664 votes 26109

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
8919 Current Rating: 8919 + 8951 = 17870 votesCurrent Rating: 8919 + 8951 = 17870 votes 8951

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12008 Current Rating: 12008 + 12460 = 24468 votesCurrent Rating: 12008 + 12460 = 24468 votes 12460

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
9698 Current Rating: 9698 + 10433 = 20131 votesCurrent Rating: 9698 + 10433 = 20131 votes 10433

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
25788 Current Rating: 25788 + 27238 = 53026 votesCurrent Rating: 25788 + 27238 = 53026 votes 27238

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
35039 Current Rating: 35039 + 35970 = 71009 votesCurrent Rating: 35039 + 35970 = 71009 votes 35970

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24267 Current Rating: 24267 + 25155 = 49422 votesCurrent Rating: 24267 + 25155 = 49422 votes 25155

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
10884 Current Rating: 10884 + 11209 = 22093 votesCurrent Rating: 10884 + 11209 = 22093 votes 11209

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27129 Current Rating: 27129 + 27628 = 54757 votesCurrent Rating: 27129 + 27628 = 54757 votes 27628

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1373 = 2647 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1373 = 2647 votes 1373

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28188 Current Rating: 28188 + 28748 = 56936 votesCurrent Rating: 28188 + 28748 = 56936 votes 28748

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
5920 Current Rating: 5920 + 6111 = 12031 votesCurrent Rating: 5920 + 6111 = 12031 votes 6111

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11581 Current Rating: 11581 + 11833 = 23414 votesCurrent Rating: 11581 + 11833 = 23414 votes 11833

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8330 Current Rating: 8330 + 8113 = 16443 votesCurrent Rating: 8330 + 8113 = 16443 votes 8113

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
6294 Current Rating: 6294 + 6420 = 12714 votesCurrent Rating: 6294 + 6420 = 12714 votes 6420


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
19757 Current Rating: 19757 + 23725 = 43482 votesCurrent Rating: 19757 + 23725 = 43482 votes 23725

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4451 Current Rating: 4451 + 4406 = 8857 votesCurrent Rating: 4451 + 4406 = 8857 votes 4406

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3410 Current Rating: 3410 + 3490 = 6900 votesCurrent Rating: 3410 + 3490 = 6900 votes 3490

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
6994 Current Rating: 6994 + 6998 = 13992 votesCurrent Rating: 6994 + 6998 = 13992 votes 6998

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
5689 Current Rating: 5689 + 6012 = 11701 votesCurrent Rating: 5689 + 6012 = 11701 votes 6012

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5326 Current Rating: 5326 + 5231 = 10557 votesCurrent Rating: 5326 + 5231 = 10557 votes 5231

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
3729 Current Rating: 3729 + 3677 = 7406 votesCurrent Rating: 3729 + 3677 = 7406 votes 3677

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
4833 Current Rating: 4833 + 4740 = 9573 votesCurrent Rating: 4833 + 4740 = 9573 votes 4740

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
3368 Current Rating: 3368 + 3422 = 6790 votesCurrent Rating: 3368 + 3422 = 6790 votes 3422

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11325 Current Rating: 11325 + 13367 = 24692 votesCurrent Rating: 11325 + 13367 = 24692 votes 13367

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13131 Current Rating: 13131 + 14751 = 27882 votesCurrent Rating: 13131 + 14751 = 27882 votes 14751

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8391 Current Rating: 8391 + 8237 = 16628 votesCurrent Rating: 8391 + 8237 = 16628 votes 8237

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8521 Current Rating: 8521 + 8115 = 16636 votesCurrent Rating: 8521 + 8115 = 16636 votes 8115

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
6917 Current Rating: 6917 + 6646 = 13563 votesCurrent Rating: 6917 + 6646 = 13563 votes 6646

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7492 Current Rating: 7492 + 7101 = 14593 votesCurrent Rating: 7492 + 7101 = 14593 votes 7101

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20153 Current Rating: 20153 + 20259 = 40412 votesCurrent Rating: 20153 + 20259 = 40412 votes 20259

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11237 Current Rating: 11237 + 11517 = 22754 votesCurrent Rating: 11237 + 11517 = 22754 votes 11517

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
8973 Current Rating: 8973 + 8159 = 17132 votesCurrent Rating: 8973 + 8159 = 17132 votes 8159

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8457 Current Rating: 8457 + 8404 = 16861 votesCurrent Rating: 8457 + 8404 = 16861 votes 8404

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10145 Current Rating: 10145 + 10188 = 20333 votesCurrent Rating: 10145 + 10188 = 20333 votes 10188

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31091 Current Rating: 31091 + 31629 = 62720 votesCurrent Rating: 31091 + 31629 = 62720 votes 31629

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
8957 Current Rating: 8957 + 8785 = 17742 votesCurrent Rating: 8957 + 8785 = 17742 votes 8785


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
8717 Current Rating: 8717 + 8177 = 16894 votesCurrent Rating: 8717 + 8177 = 16894 votes 8177

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12568 Current Rating: 12568 + 13974 = 26542 votesCurrent Rating: 12568 + 13974 = 26542 votes 13974

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12473 Current Rating: 12473 + 13694 = 26167 votesCurrent Rating: 12473 + 13694 = 26167 votes 13694

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27567 Current Rating: 27567 + 28014 = 55581 votesCurrent Rating: 27567 + 28014 = 55581 votes 28014

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
11545 Current Rating: 11545 + 12773 = 24318 votesCurrent Rating: 11545 + 12773 = 24318 votes 12773

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
20423 Current Rating: 20423 + 25328 = 45751 votesCurrent Rating: 20423 + 25328 = 45751 votes 25328

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10446 Current Rating: 10446 + 11202 = 21648 votesCurrent Rating: 10446 + 11202 = 21648 votes 11202

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10052 Current Rating: 10052 + 9855 = 19907 votesCurrent Rating: 10052 + 9855 = 19907 votes 9855

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
25425 Current Rating: 25425 + 25687 = 51112 votesCurrent Rating: 25425 + 25687 = 51112 votes 25687

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
8654 Current Rating: 8654 + 8407 = 17061 votesCurrent Rating: 8654 + 8407 = 17061 votes 8407

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
13707 Current Rating: 13707 + 14620 = 28327 votesCurrent Rating: 13707 + 14620 = 28327 votes 14620

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11068 Current Rating: 11068 + 10450 = 21518 votesCurrent Rating: 11068 + 10450 = 21518 votes 10450

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
10626 Current Rating: 10626 + 9971 = 20597 votesCurrent Rating: 10626 + 9971 = 20597 votes 9971

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7518 Current Rating: 7518 + 6709 = 14227 votesCurrent Rating: 7518 + 6709 = 14227 votes 6709

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4270 Current Rating: 4270 + 3923 = 8193 votesCurrent Rating: 4270 + 3923 = 8193 votes 3923

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6152 Current Rating: 6152 + 5632 = 11784 votesCurrent Rating: 6152 + 5632 = 11784 votes 5632

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9187 Current Rating: 9187 + 8526 = 17713 votesCurrent Rating: 9187 + 8526 = 17713 votes 8526

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5271 Current Rating: 5271 + 4936 = 10207 votesCurrent Rating: 5271 + 4936 = 10207 votes 4936

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4533 Current Rating: 4533 + 4714 = 9247 votesCurrent Rating: 4533 + 4714 = 9247 votes 4714

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5069 Current Rating: 5069 + 4734 = 9803 votesCurrent Rating: 5069 + 4734 = 9803 votes 4734

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
13549 Current Rating: 13549 + 12756 = 26305 votesCurrent Rating: 13549 + 12756 = 26305 votes 12756


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
7035 Current Rating: 7035 + 6500 = 13535 votesCurrent Rating: 7035 + 6500 = 13535 votes 6500

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
3695 Current Rating: 3695 + 3328 = 7023 votesCurrent Rating: 3695 + 3328 = 7023 votes 3328

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 1419 = 3090 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 1419 = 3090 votes 1419

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
3704 Current Rating: 3704 + 3259 = 6963 votesCurrent Rating: 3704 + 3259 = 6963 votes 3259

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3233 Current Rating: 3233 + 2803 = 6036 votesCurrent Rating: 3233 + 2803 = 6036 votes 2803

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6191 Current Rating: 6191 + 6245 = 12436 votesCurrent Rating: 6191 + 6245 = 12436 votes 6245

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4162 Current Rating: 4162 + 3654 = 7816 votesCurrent Rating: 4162 + 3654 = 7816 votes 3654

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
1954 Current Rating: 1954 + 2320 = 4274 votesCurrent Rating: 1954 + 2320 = 4274 votes 2320

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2477 Current Rating: 2477 + 2262 = 4739 votesCurrent Rating: 2477 + 2262 = 4739 votes 2262

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
1892 Current Rating: 1892 + 1921 = 3813 votesCurrent Rating: 1892 + 1921 = 3813 votes 1921

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1775 Current Rating: 1775 + 1684 = 3459 votesCurrent Rating: 1775 + 1684 = 3459 votes 1684

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3337 Current Rating: 3337 + 2916 = 6253 votesCurrent Rating: 3337 + 2916 = 6253 votes 2916

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
1977 Current Rating: 1977 + 1887 = 3864 votesCurrent Rating: 1977 + 1887 = 3864 votes 1887

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5288 Current Rating: 5288 + 4882 = 10170 votesCurrent Rating: 5288 + 4882 = 10170 votes 4882

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3540 Current Rating: 3540 + 3586 = 7126 votesCurrent Rating: 3540 + 3586 = 7126 votes 3586

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
2962 Current Rating: 2962 + 2703 = 5665 votesCurrent Rating: 2962 + 2703 = 5665 votes 2703

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6444 Current Rating: 6444 + 6186 = 12630 votesCurrent Rating: 6444 + 6186 = 12630 votes 6186

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2704 Current Rating: 2704 + 2916 = 5620 votesCurrent Rating: 2704 + 2916 = 5620 votes 2916

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
2969 Current Rating: 2969 + 3029 = 5998 votesCurrent Rating: 2969 + 3029 = 5998 votes 3029

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
5708 Current Rating: 5708 + 6053 = 11761 votesCurrent Rating: 5708 + 6053 = 11761 votes 6053

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
16329 Current Rating: 16329 + 16558 = 32887 votesCurrent Rating: 16329 + 16558 = 32887 votes 16558


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2086 Current Rating: 2086 + 2294 = 4380 votesCurrent Rating: 2086 + 2294 = 4380 votes 2294

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
4264 Current Rating: 4264 + 4252 = 8516 votesCurrent Rating: 4264 + 4252 = 8516 votes 4252

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
14672 Current Rating: 14672 + 13386 = 28058 votesCurrent Rating: 14672 + 13386 = 28058 votes 13386

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
110170 Current Rating: 110170 + 109906 = 220076 votesCurrent Rating: 110170 + 109906 = 220076 votes 109906

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
14510 Current Rating: 14510 + 15022 = 29532 votesCurrent Rating: 14510 + 15022 = 29532 votes 15022

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2417 Current Rating: 2417 + 2317 = 4734 votesCurrent Rating: 2417 + 2317 = 4734 votes 2317

[434] 21: If you went camping
2607 Current Rating: 2607 + 2925 = 5532 votesCurrent Rating: 2607 + 2925 = 5532 votes 2925

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
10774 Current Rating: 10774 + 12969 = 23743 votesCurrent Rating: 10774 + 12969 = 23743 votes 12969

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
9962 Current Rating: 9962 + 9443 = 19405 votesCurrent Rating: 9962 + 9443 = 19405 votes 9443

[431] 14: I saw a news program
3646 Current Rating: 3646 + 3720 = 7366 votesCurrent Rating: 3646 + 3720 = 7366 votes 3720

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
2645 Current Rating: 2645 + 3881 = 6526 votesCurrent Rating: 2645 + 3881 = 6526 votes 3881

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2303 Current Rating: 2303 + 2503 = 4806 votesCurrent Rating: 2303 + 2503 = 4806 votes 2503

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
2395 Current Rating: 2395 + 2774 = 5169 votesCurrent Rating: 2395 + 2774 = 5169 votes 2774

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2383 Current Rating: 2383 + 2477 = 4860 votesCurrent Rating: 2383 + 2477 = 4860 votes 2477

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2652 Current Rating: 2652 + 2602 = 5254 votesCurrent Rating: 2652 + 2602 = 5254 votes 2602

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
4526 Current Rating: 4526 + 5854 = 10380 votesCurrent Rating: 4526 + 5854 = 10380 votes 5854

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2353 Current Rating: 2353 + 2160 = 4513 votesCurrent Rating: 2353 + 2160 = 4513 votes 2160

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2398 Current Rating: 2398 + 2754 = 5152 votesCurrent Rating: 2398 + 2754 = 5152 votes 2754

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
2879 Current Rating: 2879 + 2672 = 5551 votesCurrent Rating: 2879 + 2672 = 5551 votes 2672


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2166 Current Rating: 2166 + 2217 = 4383 votesCurrent Rating: 2166 + 2217 = 4383 votes 2217

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3522 Current Rating: 3522 + 3129 = 6651 votesCurrent Rating: 3522 + 3129 = 6651 votes 3129

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3812 Current Rating: 3812 + 3288 = 7100 votesCurrent Rating: 3812 + 3288 = 7100 votes 3288

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3365 Current Rating: 3365 + 3023 = 6388 votesCurrent Rating: 3365 + 3023 = 6388 votes 3023

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2538 Current Rating: 2538 + 2573 = 5111 votesCurrent Rating: 2538 + 2573 = 5111 votes 2573

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
3894 Current Rating: 3894 + 3516 = 7410 votesCurrent Rating: 3894 + 3516 = 7410 votes 3516

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6256 Current Rating: 6256 + 6871 = 13127 votesCurrent Rating: 6256 + 6871 = 13127 votes 6871

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
7840 Current Rating: 7840 + 7239 = 15079 votesCurrent Rating: 7840 + 7239 = 15079 votes 7239

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
2919 Current Rating: 2919 + 3341 = 6260 votesCurrent Rating: 2919 + 3341 = 6260 votes 3341

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
2969 Current Rating: 2969 + 2864 = 5833 votesCurrent Rating: 2969 + 2864 = 5833 votes 2864

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
2852 Current Rating: 2852 + 3262 = 6114 votesCurrent Rating: 2852 + 3262 = 6114 votes 3262

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
6650 Current Rating: 6650 + 7434 = 14084 votesCurrent Rating: 6650 + 7434 = 14084 votes 7434

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3670 Current Rating: 3670 + 3391 = 7061 votesCurrent Rating: 3670 + 3391 = 7061 votes 3391

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
3808 Current Rating: 3808 + 3723 = 7531 votesCurrent Rating: 3808 + 3723 = 7531 votes 3723

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
4667 Current Rating: 4667 + 4060 = 8727 votesCurrent Rating: 4667 + 4060 = 8727 votes 4060

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4780 Current Rating: 4780 + 5713 = 10493 votesCurrent Rating: 4780 + 5713 = 10493 votes 5713

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
9923 Current Rating: 9923 + 9404 = 19327 votesCurrent Rating: 9923 + 9404 = 19327 votes 9404

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4087 Current Rating: 4087 + 3613 = 7700 votesCurrent Rating: 4087 + 3613 = 7700 votes 3613

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
929 Current Rating: 929 + 817 = 1746 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 817 = 1746 votes 817

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2140 Current Rating: 2140 + 2575 = 4715 votesCurrent Rating: 2140 + 2575 = 4715 votes 2575


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
11952 Current Rating: 11952 + 12619 = 24571 votesCurrent Rating: 11952 + 12619 = 24571 votes 12619

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
7061 Current Rating: 7061 + 7200 = 14261 votesCurrent Rating: 7061 + 7200 = 14261 votes 7200

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
3709 Current Rating: 3709 + 3185 = 6894 votesCurrent Rating: 3709 + 3185 = 6894 votes 3185

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
10692 Current Rating: 10692 + 11123 = 21815 votesCurrent Rating: 10692 + 11123 = 21815 votes 11123

[397] 15: I Love you
30383 Current Rating: 30383 + 31910 = 62293 votesCurrent Rating: 30383 + 31910 = 62293 votes 31910

[396] 14: Hey, come on
4623 Current Rating: 4623 + 5764 = 10387 votesCurrent Rating: 4623 + 5764 = 10387 votes 5764

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
15160 Current Rating: 15160 + 17794 = 32954 votesCurrent Rating: 15160 + 17794 = 32954 votes 17794

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3429 Current Rating: 3429 + 3071 = 6500 votesCurrent Rating: 3429 + 3071 = 6500 votes 3071

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
3939 Current Rating: 3939 + 3717 = 7656 votesCurrent Rating: 3939 + 3717 = 7656 votes 3717

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3513 Current Rating: 3513 + 3332 = 6845 votesCurrent Rating: 3513 + 3332 = 6845 votes 3332

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3063 Current Rating: 3063 + 2883 = 5946 votesCurrent Rating: 3063 + 2883 = 5946 votes 2883

[390] 4: What are you doing?
4911 Current Rating: 4911 + 4467 = 9378 votesCurrent Rating: 4911 + 4467 = 9378 votes 4467

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
3142 Current Rating: 3142 + 4882 = 8024 votesCurrent Rating: 3142 + 4882 = 8024 votes 4882


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
4808 Current Rating: 4808 + 4404 = 9212 votesCurrent Rating: 4808 + 4404 = 9212 votes 4404

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
2742 Current Rating: 2742 + 2674 = 5416 votesCurrent Rating: 2742 + 2674 = 5416 votes 2674

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
14395 Current Rating: 14395 + 14166 = 28561 votesCurrent Rating: 14395 + 14166 = 28561 votes 14166

[385] 25: Can you please call security
7633 Current Rating: 7633 + 9200 = 16833 votesCurrent Rating: 7633 + 9200 = 16833 votes 9200

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3385 Current Rating: 3385 + 3276 = 6661 votesCurrent Rating: 3385 + 3276 = 6661 votes 3276

[383] 23: This book says
4193 Current Rating: 4193 + 3623 = 7816 votesCurrent Rating: 4193 + 3623 = 7816 votes 3623

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3494 Current Rating: 3494 + 3027 = 6521 votesCurrent Rating: 3494 + 3027 = 6521 votes 3027

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
7981 Current Rating: 7981 + 8254 = 16235 votesCurrent Rating: 7981 + 8254 = 16235 votes 8254

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
2982 Current Rating: 2982 + 2912 = 5894 votesCurrent Rating: 2982 + 2912 = 5894 votes 2912

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4442 Current Rating: 4442 + 4119 = 8561 votesCurrent Rating: 4442 + 4119 = 8561 votes 4119

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
11304 Current Rating: 11304 + 11568 = 22872 votesCurrent Rating: 11304 + 11568 = 22872 votes 11568

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
11596 Current Rating: 11596 + 12868 = 24464 votesCurrent Rating: 11596 + 12868 = 24464 votes 12868

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
55040 Current Rating: 55040 + 55077 = 110117 votesCurrent Rating: 55040 + 55077 = 110117 votes 55077

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
5141 Current Rating: 5141 + 5862 = 11003 votesCurrent Rating: 5141 + 5862 = 11003 votes 5862

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
5810 Current Rating: 5810 + 5747 = 11557 votesCurrent Rating: 5810 + 5747 = 11557 votes 5747

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4011 Current Rating: 4011 + 3357 = 7368 votesCurrent Rating: 4011 + 3357 = 7368 votes 3357

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
9655 Current Rating: 9655 + 10420 = 20075 votesCurrent Rating: 9655 + 10420 = 20075 votes 10420

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
10031 Current Rating: 10031 + 10165 = 20196 votesCurrent Rating: 10031 + 10165 = 20196 votes 10165


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
4179 Current Rating: 4179 + 5535 = 9714 votesCurrent Rating: 4179 + 5535 = 9714 votes 5535

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
4506 Current Rating: 4506 + 4169 = 8675 votesCurrent Rating: 4506 + 4169 = 8675 votes 4169

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
4812 Current Rating: 4812 + 4081 = 8893 votesCurrent Rating: 4812 + 4081 = 8893 votes 4081

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
3844 Current Rating: 3844 + 3499 = 7343 votesCurrent Rating: 3844 + 3499 = 7343 votes 3499

[366] 22: You look like crap
3665 Current Rating: 3665 + 3659 = 7324 votesCurrent Rating: 3665 + 3659 = 7324 votes 3659

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
6133 Current Rating: 6133 + 6183 = 12316 votesCurrent Rating: 6133 + 6183 = 12316 votes 6183

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
12620 Current Rating: 12620 + 14811 = 27431 votesCurrent Rating: 12620 + 14811 = 27431 votes 14811

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6106 Current Rating: 6106 + 5400 = 11506 votesCurrent Rating: 6106 + 5400 = 11506 votes 5400

[362] 15: What was shopping like
3981 Current Rating: 3981 + 3704 = 7685 votesCurrent Rating: 3981 + 3704 = 7685 votes 3704

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3582 Current Rating: 3582 + 4092 = 7674 votesCurrent Rating: 3582 + 4092 = 7674 votes 4092

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
5662 Current Rating: 5662 + 5766 = 11428 votesCurrent Rating: 5662 + 5766 = 11428 votes 5766

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4672 Current Rating: 4672 + 3947 = 8619 votesCurrent Rating: 4672 + 3947 = 8619 votes 3947

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4400 Current Rating: 4400 + 4108 = 8508 votesCurrent Rating: 4400 + 4108 = 8508 votes 4108

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
11418 Current Rating: 11418 + 10618 = 22036 votesCurrent Rating: 11418 + 10618 = 22036 votes 10618

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3263 Current Rating: 3263 + 3427 = 6690 votesCurrent Rating: 3263 + 3427 = 6690 votes 3427

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3240 Current Rating: 3240 + 3522 = 6762 votesCurrent Rating: 3240 + 3522 = 6762 votes 3522

[354] 1: In the old days
5082 Current Rating: 5082 + 5705 = 10787 votesCurrent Rating: 5082 + 5705 = 10787 votes 5705


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7571 Current Rating: 7571 + 6965 = 14536 votesCurrent Rating: 7571 + 6965 = 14536 votes 6965

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3517 Current Rating: 3517 + 3471 = 6988 votesCurrent Rating: 3517 + 3471 = 6988 votes 3471

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
2780 Current Rating: 2780 + 2944 = 5724 votesCurrent Rating: 2780 + 2944 = 5724 votes 2944

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3545 Current Rating: 3545 + 3532 = 7077 votesCurrent Rating: 3545 + 3532 = 7077 votes 3532

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3420 Current Rating: 3420 + 3212 = 6632 votesCurrent Rating: 3420 + 3212 = 6632 votes 3212

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
3751 Current Rating: 3751 + 3844 = 7595 votesCurrent Rating: 3751 + 3844 = 7595 votes 3844

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4063 Current Rating: 4063 + 3992 = 8055 votesCurrent Rating: 4063 + 3992 = 8055 votes 3992

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2584 Current Rating: 2584 + 2673 = 5257 votesCurrent Rating: 2584 + 2673 = 5257 votes 2673

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2546 Current Rating: 2546 + 2859 = 5405 votesCurrent Rating: 2546 + 2859 = 5405 votes 2859

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3247 Current Rating: 3247 + 3481 = 6728 votesCurrent Rating: 3247 + 3481 = 6728 votes 3481

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3112 Current Rating: 3112 + 3213 = 6325 votesCurrent Rating: 3112 + 3213 = 6325 votes 3213

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2311 Current Rating: 2311 + 2665 = 4976 votesCurrent Rating: 2311 + 2665 = 4976 votes 2665

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
2292 Current Rating: 2292 + 3195 = 5487 votesCurrent Rating: 2292 + 3195 = 5487 votes 3195






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