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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
4335 Current Rating: 4335 + 4442 = 8777 votesCurrent Rating: 4335 + 4442 = 8777 votes 4442

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
6743 Current Rating: 6743 + 6631 = 13374 votesCurrent Rating: 6743 + 6631 = 13374 votes 6631

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3354 Current Rating: 3354 + 3692 = 7046 votesCurrent Rating: 3354 + 3692 = 7046 votes 3692

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3422 Current Rating: 3422 + 3284 = 6706 votesCurrent Rating: 3422 + 3284 = 6706 votes 3284

[557] 19: Save a cow
3681 Current Rating: 3681 + 3142 = 6823 votesCurrent Rating: 3681 + 3142 = 6823 votes 3142

[556] 15: You know the idiom
15257 Current Rating: 15257 + 17388 = 32645 votesCurrent Rating: 15257 + 17388 = 32645 votes 17388

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
10690 Current Rating: 10690 + 11422 = 22112 votesCurrent Rating: 10690 + 11422 = 22112 votes 11422

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
15494 Current Rating: 15494 + 25031 = 40525 votesCurrent Rating: 15494 + 25031 = 40525 votes 25031

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
13031 Current Rating: 13031 + 15473 = 28504 votesCurrent Rating: 13031 + 15473 = 28504 votes 15473

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
19583 Current Rating: 19583 + 80755 = 100338 votesCurrent Rating: 19583 + 80755 = 100338 votes 80755

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12865 Current Rating: 12865 + 16399 = 29264 votesCurrent Rating: 12865 + 16399 = 29264 votes 16399

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
7086 Current Rating: 7086 + 6504 = 13590 votesCurrent Rating: 7086 + 6504 = 13590 votes 6504

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6636 Current Rating: 6636 + 6528 = 13164 votesCurrent Rating: 6636 + 6528 = 13164 votes 6528

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4595 Current Rating: 4595 + 4596 = 9191 votesCurrent Rating: 4595 + 4596 = 9191 votes 4596

[547] 1: I think all of those people
19030 Current Rating: 19030 + 19467 = 38497 votesCurrent Rating: 19030 + 19467 = 38497 votes 19467


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10759 Current Rating: 10759 + 11113 = 21872 votesCurrent Rating: 10759 + 11113 = 21872 votes 11113

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6340 Current Rating: 6340 + 6130 = 12470 votesCurrent Rating: 6340 + 6130 = 12470 votes 6130

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
8042 Current Rating: 8042 + 7959 = 16001 votesCurrent Rating: 8042 + 7959 = 16001 votes 7959

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12882 Current Rating: 12882 + 13661 = 26543 votesCurrent Rating: 12882 + 13661 = 26543 votes 13661

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5847 Current Rating: 5847 + 5626 = 11473 votesCurrent Rating: 5847 + 5626 = 11473 votes 5626

[541] 22: I canít believe it
13104 Current Rating: 13104 + 14557 = 27661 votesCurrent Rating: 13104 + 14557 = 27661 votes 14557

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11838 Current Rating: 11838 + 11455 = 23293 votesCurrent Rating: 11838 + 11455 = 23293 votes 11455

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
21089 Current Rating: 21089 + 21666 = 42755 votesCurrent Rating: 21089 + 21666 = 42755 votes 21666

[538] 17: A real man
6770 Current Rating: 6770 + 6712 = 13482 votesCurrent Rating: 6770 + 6712 = 13482 votes 6712

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14574 Current Rating: 14574 + 14745 = 29319 votesCurrent Rating: 14574 + 14745 = 29319 votes 14745

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
6467 Current Rating: 6467 + 6538 = 13005 votesCurrent Rating: 6467 + 6538 = 13005 votes 6538

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16724 Current Rating: 16724 + 17243 = 33967 votesCurrent Rating: 16724 + 17243 = 33967 votes 17243

[534] 11: Thanks Google
15059 Current Rating: 15059 + 15553 = 30612 votesCurrent Rating: 15059 + 15553 = 30612 votes 15553

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13927 Current Rating: 13927 + 14248 = 28175 votesCurrent Rating: 13927 + 14248 = 28175 votes 14248

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
11067 Current Rating: 11067 + 10887 = 21954 votesCurrent Rating: 11067 + 10887 = 21954 votes 10887

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2628 Current Rating: 2628 + 2939 = 5567 votesCurrent Rating: 2628 + 2939 = 5567 votes 2939

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
2012 Current Rating: 2012 + 2078 = 4090 votesCurrent Rating: 2012 + 2078 = 4090 votes 2078

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3640 Current Rating: 3640 + 3986 = 7626 votesCurrent Rating: 3640 + 3986 = 7626 votes 3986

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1994 Current Rating: 1994 + 1614 = 3608 votesCurrent Rating: 1994 + 1614 = 3608 votes 1614

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 1588 = 3042 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 1588 = 3042 votes 1588

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1712 = 3318 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1712 = 3318 votes 1712


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1777 Current Rating: 1777 + 1757 = 3534 votesCurrent Rating: 1777 + 1757 = 3534 votes 1757

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
2220 Current Rating: 2220 + 4126 = 6346 votesCurrent Rating: 2220 + 4126 = 6346 votes 4126

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
2328 Current Rating: 2328 + 2885 = 5213 votesCurrent Rating: 2328 + 2885 = 5213 votes 2885

[522] 26: Hey babe
2643 Current Rating: 2643 + 3283 = 5926 votesCurrent Rating: 2643 + 3283 = 5926 votes 3283

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
5386 Current Rating: 5386 + 5896 = 11282 votesCurrent Rating: 5386 + 5896 = 11282 votes 5896

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7613 Current Rating: 7613 + 7862 = 15475 votesCurrent Rating: 7613 + 7862 = 15475 votes 7862

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
25181 Current Rating: 25181 + 26832 = 52013 votesCurrent Rating: 25181 + 26832 = 52013 votes 26832

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9689 Current Rating: 9689 + 9474 = 19163 votesCurrent Rating: 9689 + 9474 = 19163 votes 9474

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12480 Current Rating: 12480 + 12985 = 25465 votesCurrent Rating: 12480 + 12985 = 25465 votes 12985

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
10501 Current Rating: 10501 + 11007 = 21508 votesCurrent Rating: 10501 + 11007 = 21508 votes 11007

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
27311 Current Rating: 27311 + 28457 = 55768 votesCurrent Rating: 27311 + 28457 = 55768 votes 28457

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
41519 Current Rating: 41519 + 42104 = 83623 votesCurrent Rating: 41519 + 42104 = 83623 votes 42104

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24810 Current Rating: 24810 + 25771 = 50581 votesCurrent Rating: 24810 + 25771 = 50581 votes 25771

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11726 Current Rating: 11726 + 12052 = 23778 votesCurrent Rating: 11726 + 12052 = 23778 votes 12052

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27561 Current Rating: 27561 + 28034 = 55595 votesCurrent Rating: 27561 + 28034 = 55595 votes 28034

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1998 Current Rating: 1998 + 2087 = 4085 votesCurrent Rating: 1998 + 2087 = 4085 votes 2087

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28831 Current Rating: 28831 + 29363 = 58194 votesCurrent Rating: 28831 + 29363 = 58194 votes 29363

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6553 Current Rating: 6553 + 6676 = 13229 votesCurrent Rating: 6553 + 6676 = 13229 votes 6676

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
12361 Current Rating: 12361 + 12724 = 25085 votesCurrent Rating: 12361 + 12724 = 25085 votes 12724

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
9320 Current Rating: 9320 + 8833 = 18153 votesCurrent Rating: 9320 + 8833 = 18153 votes 8833

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
7978 Current Rating: 7978 + 7533 = 15511 votesCurrent Rating: 7978 + 7533 = 15511 votes 7533


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
29094 Current Rating: 29094 + 32012 = 61106 votesCurrent Rating: 29094 + 32012 = 61106 votes 32012

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
5147 Current Rating: 5147 + 5081 = 10228 votesCurrent Rating: 5147 + 5081 = 10228 votes 5081

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
4464 Current Rating: 4464 + 4015 = 8479 votesCurrent Rating: 4464 + 4015 = 8479 votes 4015

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
8002 Current Rating: 8002 + 7804 = 15806 votesCurrent Rating: 8002 + 7804 = 15806 votes 7804

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
6344 Current Rating: 6344 + 6663 = 13007 votesCurrent Rating: 6344 + 6663 = 13007 votes 6663

[499] 23: You need to cut down
6495 Current Rating: 6495 + 6211 = 12706 votesCurrent Rating: 6495 + 6211 = 12706 votes 6211

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
4454 Current Rating: 4454 + 4363 = 8817 votesCurrent Rating: 4454 + 4363 = 8817 votes 4363

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5688 Current Rating: 5688 + 5552 = 11240 votesCurrent Rating: 5688 + 5552 = 11240 votes 5552

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
4851 Current Rating: 4851 + 4628 = 9479 votesCurrent Rating: 4851 + 4628 = 9479 votes 4628

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
12189 Current Rating: 12189 + 18878 = 31067 votesCurrent Rating: 12189 + 18878 = 31067 votes 18878

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13912 Current Rating: 13912 + 16460 = 30372 votesCurrent Rating: 13912 + 16460 = 30372 votes 16460

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
9249 Current Rating: 9249 + 8758 = 18007 votesCurrent Rating: 9249 + 8758 = 18007 votes 8758

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8957 Current Rating: 8957 + 8515 = 17472 votesCurrent Rating: 8957 + 8515 = 17472 votes 8515

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
8377 Current Rating: 8377 + 7392 = 15769 votesCurrent Rating: 8377 + 7392 = 15769 votes 7392

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7907 Current Rating: 7907 + 7452 = 15359 votesCurrent Rating: 7907 + 7452 = 15359 votes 7452

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
21434 Current Rating: 21434 + 21162 = 42596 votesCurrent Rating: 21434 + 21162 = 42596 votes 21162

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
12104 Current Rating: 12104 + 12400 = 24504 votesCurrent Rating: 12104 + 12400 = 24504 votes 12400

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9937 Current Rating: 9937 + 10538 = 20475 votesCurrent Rating: 9937 + 10538 = 20475 votes 10538

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
9365 Current Rating: 9365 + 9263 = 18628 votesCurrent Rating: 9365 + 9263 = 18628 votes 9263

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10993 Current Rating: 10993 + 11162 = 22155 votesCurrent Rating: 10993 + 11162 = 22155 votes 11162

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31900 Current Rating: 31900 + 32326 = 64226 votesCurrent Rating: 31900 + 32326 = 64226 votes 32326

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9688 Current Rating: 9688 + 9376 = 19064 votesCurrent Rating: 9688 + 9376 = 19064 votes 9376


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
10639 Current Rating: 10639 + 10796 = 21435 votesCurrent Rating: 10639 + 10796 = 21435 votes 10796

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
13052 Current Rating: 13052 + 14734 = 27786 votesCurrent Rating: 13052 + 14734 = 27786 votes 14734

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
13303 Current Rating: 13303 + 14991 = 28294 votesCurrent Rating: 13303 + 14991 = 28294 votes 14991

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27921 Current Rating: 27921 + 28286 = 56207 votesCurrent Rating: 27921 + 28286 = 56207 votes 28286

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
12949 Current Rating: 12949 + 14842 = 27791 votesCurrent Rating: 12949 + 14842 = 27791 votes 14842

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
32767 Current Rating: 32767 + 37645 = 70412 votesCurrent Rating: 32767 + 37645 = 70412 votes 37645

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
11422 Current Rating: 11422 + 12031 = 23453 votesCurrent Rating: 11422 + 12031 = 23453 votes 12031

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10754 Current Rating: 10754 + 10577 = 21331 votesCurrent Rating: 10754 + 10577 = 21331 votes 10577

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
27759 Current Rating: 27759 + 27004 = 54763 votesCurrent Rating: 27759 + 27004 = 54763 votes 27004

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
9689 Current Rating: 9689 + 9249 = 18938 votesCurrent Rating: 9689 + 9249 = 18938 votes 9249

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
14375 Current Rating: 14375 + 15380 = 29755 votesCurrent Rating: 14375 + 15380 = 29755 votes 15380

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11842 Current Rating: 11842 + 11203 = 23045 votesCurrent Rating: 11842 + 11203 = 23045 votes 11203

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
11631 Current Rating: 11631 + 10828 = 22459 votesCurrent Rating: 11631 + 10828 = 22459 votes 10828

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
8021 Current Rating: 8021 + 7182 = 15203 votesCurrent Rating: 8021 + 7182 = 15203 votes 7182

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
5699 Current Rating: 5699 + 4807 = 10506 votesCurrent Rating: 5699 + 4807 = 10506 votes 4807

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
7004 Current Rating: 7004 + 6139 = 13143 votesCurrent Rating: 7004 + 6139 = 13143 votes 6139

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9595 Current Rating: 9595 + 8886 = 18481 votesCurrent Rating: 9595 + 8886 = 18481 votes 8886

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
6165 Current Rating: 6165 + 5761 = 11926 votesCurrent Rating: 6165 + 5761 = 11926 votes 5761

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
5292 Current Rating: 5292 + 5477 = 10769 votesCurrent Rating: 5292 + 5477 = 10769 votes 5477

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
6277 Current Rating: 6277 + 5249 = 11526 votesCurrent Rating: 6277 + 5249 = 11526 votes 5249

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14594 Current Rating: 14594 + 15055 = 29649 votesCurrent Rating: 14594 + 15055 = 29649 votes 15055


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
10779 Current Rating: 10779 + 11682 = 22461 votesCurrent Rating: 10779 + 11682 = 22461 votes 11682

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4811 Current Rating: 4811 + 4268 = 9079 votesCurrent Rating: 4811 + 4268 = 9079 votes 4268

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
2325 Current Rating: 2325 + 2013 = 4338 votesCurrent Rating: 2325 + 2013 = 4338 votes 2013

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
4690 Current Rating: 4690 + 3983 = 8673 votesCurrent Rating: 4690 + 3983 = 8673 votes 3983

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3795 Current Rating: 3795 + 3339 = 7134 votesCurrent Rating: 3795 + 3339 = 7134 votes 3339

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
7121 Current Rating: 7121 + 6888 = 14009 votesCurrent Rating: 7121 + 6888 = 14009 votes 6888

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
5415 Current Rating: 5415 + 4308 = 9723 votesCurrent Rating: 5415 + 4308 = 9723 votes 4308

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2517 Current Rating: 2517 + 2872 = 5389 votesCurrent Rating: 2517 + 2872 = 5389 votes 2872

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 3111 = 6469 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 3111 = 6469 votes 3111

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2718 Current Rating: 2718 + 2756 = 5474 votesCurrent Rating: 2718 + 2756 = 5474 votes 2756

[451] 15: You women are so vain
2139 Current Rating: 2139 + 2036 = 4175 votesCurrent Rating: 2139 + 2036 = 4175 votes 2036

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
4198 Current Rating: 4198 + 3756 = 7954 votesCurrent Rating: 4198 + 3756 = 7954 votes 3756

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
3122 Current Rating: 3122 + 2884 = 6006 votesCurrent Rating: 3122 + 2884 = 6006 votes 2884

[448] 12: Sheís hot
6428 Current Rating: 6428 + 5856 = 12284 votesCurrent Rating: 6428 + 5856 = 12284 votes 5856

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
4375 Current Rating: 4375 + 4370 = 8745 votesCurrent Rating: 4375 + 4370 = 8745 votes 4370

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3256 Current Rating: 3256 + 2957 = 6213 votesCurrent Rating: 3256 + 2957 = 6213 votes 2957

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
7415 Current Rating: 7415 + 7029 = 14444 votesCurrent Rating: 7415 + 7029 = 14444 votes 7029

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
3101 Current Rating: 3101 + 3249 = 6350 votesCurrent Rating: 3101 + 3249 = 6350 votes 3249

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
5099 Current Rating: 5099 + 4571 = 9670 votesCurrent Rating: 5099 + 4571 = 9670 votes 4571

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
6440 Current Rating: 6440 + 6728 = 13168 votesCurrent Rating: 6440 + 6728 = 13168 votes 6728

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17673 Current Rating: 17673 + 17328 = 35001 votesCurrent Rating: 17673 + 17328 = 35001 votes 17328


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2953 Current Rating: 2953 + 3075 = 6028 votesCurrent Rating: 2953 + 3075 = 6028 votes 3075

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
6070 Current Rating: 6070 + 4998 = 11068 votesCurrent Rating: 6070 + 4998 = 11068 votes 4998

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
60388 Current Rating: 60388 + 70493 = 130881 votesCurrent Rating: 60388 + 70493 = 130881 votes 70493

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
404984 Current Rating: 404984 + 406052 = 811036 votesCurrent Rating: 404984 + 406052 = 811036 votes 406052

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15612 Current Rating: 15612 + 16101 = 31713 votesCurrent Rating: 15612 + 16101 = 31713 votes 16101

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
3018 Current Rating: 3018 + 2833 = 5851 votesCurrent Rating: 3018 + 2833 = 5851 votes 2833

[434] 21: If you went camping
3372 Current Rating: 3372 + 3714 = 7086 votesCurrent Rating: 3372 + 3714 = 7086 votes 3714

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
12077 Current Rating: 12077 + 22498 = 34575 votesCurrent Rating: 12077 + 22498 = 34575 votes 22498

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
13480 Current Rating: 13480 + 22648 = 36128 votesCurrent Rating: 13480 + 22648 = 36128 votes 22648

[431] 14: I saw a news program
5144 Current Rating: 5144 + 4513 = 9657 votesCurrent Rating: 5144 + 4513 = 9657 votes 4513

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
4311 Current Rating: 4311 + 6381 = 10692 votesCurrent Rating: 4311 + 6381 = 10692 votes 6381

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2838 Current Rating: 2838 + 3080 = 5918 votesCurrent Rating: 2838 + 3080 = 5918 votes 3080

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
5081 Current Rating: 5081 + 3965 = 9046 votesCurrent Rating: 5081 + 3965 = 9046 votes 3965

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
3426 Current Rating: 3426 + 3228 = 6654 votesCurrent Rating: 3426 + 3228 = 6654 votes 3228

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
3115 Current Rating: 3115 + 3006 = 6121 votesCurrent Rating: 3115 + 3006 = 6121 votes 3006

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
12201 Current Rating: 12201 + 11599 = 23800 votesCurrent Rating: 12201 + 11599 = 23800 votes 11599

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2783 Current Rating: 2783 + 2614 = 5397 votesCurrent Rating: 2783 + 2614 = 5397 votes 2614

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
3323 Current Rating: 3323 + 4002 = 7325 votesCurrent Rating: 3323 + 4002 = 7325 votes 4002

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3807 Current Rating: 3807 + 3071 = 6878 votesCurrent Rating: 3807 + 3071 = 6878 votes 3071


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
3311 Current Rating: 3311 + 3493 = 6804 votesCurrent Rating: 3311 + 3493 = 6804 votes 3493

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
4234 Current Rating: 4234 + 3809 = 8043 votesCurrent Rating: 4234 + 3809 = 8043 votes 3809

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3832 Current Rating: 3832 + 3336 = 7168 votesCurrent Rating: 3832 + 3336 = 7168 votes 3336

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3962 Current Rating: 3962 + 3552 = 7514 votesCurrent Rating: 3962 + 3552 = 7514 votes 3552

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
3208 Current Rating: 3208 + 3246 = 6454 votesCurrent Rating: 3208 + 3246 = 6454 votes 3246

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4330 Current Rating: 4330 + 3923 = 8253 votesCurrent Rating: 4330 + 3923 = 8253 votes 3923

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
7113 Current Rating: 7113 + 7485 = 14598 votesCurrent Rating: 7113 + 7485 = 14598 votes 7485

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
9096 Current Rating: 9096 + 7738 = 16834 votesCurrent Rating: 9096 + 7738 = 16834 votes 7738

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
8483 Current Rating: 8483 + 9297 = 17780 votesCurrent Rating: 8483 + 9297 = 17780 votes 9297

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3657 Current Rating: 3657 + 3545 = 7202 votesCurrent Rating: 3657 + 3545 = 7202 votes 3545

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3700 Current Rating: 3700 + 3830 = 7530 votesCurrent Rating: 3700 + 3830 = 7530 votes 3830

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
8753 Current Rating: 8753 + 8006 = 16759 votesCurrent Rating: 8753 + 8006 = 16759 votes 8006

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
4391 Current Rating: 4391 + 4106 = 8497 votesCurrent Rating: 4391 + 4106 = 8497 votes 4106

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4634 Current Rating: 4634 + 4315 = 8949 votesCurrent Rating: 4634 + 4315 = 8949 votes 4315

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
5512 Current Rating: 5512 + 4912 = 10424 votesCurrent Rating: 5512 + 4912 = 10424 votes 4912

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
5172 Current Rating: 5172 + 6079 = 11251 votesCurrent Rating: 5172 + 6079 = 11251 votes 6079

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
14060 Current Rating: 14060 + 14903 = 28963 votesCurrent Rating: 14060 + 14903 = 28963 votes 14903

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4851 Current Rating: 4851 + 4342 = 9193 votesCurrent Rating: 4851 + 4342 = 9193 votes 4342

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1742 Current Rating: 1742 + 1465 = 3207 votesCurrent Rating: 1742 + 1465 = 3207 votes 1465

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
4319 Current Rating: 4319 + 6425 = 10744 votesCurrent Rating: 4319 + 6425 = 10744 votes 6425


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
13848 Current Rating: 13848 + 16000 = 29848 votesCurrent Rating: 13848 + 16000 = 29848 votes 16000

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
10047 Current Rating: 10047 + 8574 = 18621 votesCurrent Rating: 10047 + 8574 = 18621 votes 8574

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
4408 Current Rating: 4408 + 3844 = 8252 votesCurrent Rating: 4408 + 3844 = 8252 votes 3844

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
12934 Current Rating: 12934 + 15901 = 28835 votesCurrent Rating: 12934 + 15901 = 28835 votes 15901

[397] 15: I Love you
37733 Current Rating: 37733 + 36714 = 74447 votesCurrent Rating: 37733 + 36714 = 74447 votes 36714

[396] 14: Hey, come on
6499 Current Rating: 6499 + 6599 = 13098 votesCurrent Rating: 6499 + 6599 = 13098 votes 6599

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
59573 Current Rating: 59573 + 62606 = 122179 votesCurrent Rating: 59573 + 62606 = 122179 votes 62606

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
4211 Current Rating: 4211 + 3728 = 7939 votesCurrent Rating: 4211 + 3728 = 7939 votes 3728

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4571 Current Rating: 4571 + 4100 = 8671 votesCurrent Rating: 4571 + 4100 = 8671 votes 4100

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
4410 Current Rating: 4410 + 4214 = 8624 votesCurrent Rating: 4410 + 4214 = 8624 votes 4214

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3833 Current Rating: 3833 + 3652 = 7485 votesCurrent Rating: 3833 + 3652 = 7485 votes 3652

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5220 Current Rating: 5220 + 4785 = 10005 votesCurrent Rating: 5220 + 4785 = 10005 votes 4785

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
8713 Current Rating: 8713 + 7564 = 16277 votesCurrent Rating: 8713 + 7564 = 16277 votes 7564


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5849 Current Rating: 5849 + 5356 = 11205 votesCurrent Rating: 5849 + 5356 = 11205 votes 5356

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3800 Current Rating: 3800 + 3762 = 7562 votesCurrent Rating: 3800 + 3762 = 7562 votes 3762

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15847 Current Rating: 15847 + 15805 = 31652 votesCurrent Rating: 15847 + 15805 = 31652 votes 15805

[385] 25: Can you please call security
9456 Current Rating: 9456 + 10055 = 19511 votesCurrent Rating: 9456 + 10055 = 19511 votes 10055

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3887 Current Rating: 3887 + 3747 = 7634 votesCurrent Rating: 3887 + 3747 = 7634 votes 3747

[383] 23: This book says
4808 Current Rating: 4808 + 4194 = 9002 votesCurrent Rating: 4808 + 4194 = 9002 votes 4194

[382] 22: Tell your mother
4472 Current Rating: 4472 + 4003 = 8475 votesCurrent Rating: 4472 + 4003 = 8475 votes 4003

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
10579 Current Rating: 10579 + 9265 = 19844 votesCurrent Rating: 10579 + 9265 = 19844 votes 9265

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
5807 Current Rating: 5807 + 4265 = 10072 votesCurrent Rating: 5807 + 4265 = 10072 votes 4265

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4992 Current Rating: 4992 + 4723 = 9715 votesCurrent Rating: 4992 + 4723 = 9715 votes 4723

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
13706 Current Rating: 13706 + 30493 = 44199 votesCurrent Rating: 13706 + 30493 = 44199 votes 30493

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
13396 Current Rating: 13396 + 25703 = 39099 votesCurrent Rating: 13396 + 25703 = 39099 votes 25703

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
108395 Current Rating: 108395 + 116337 = 224732 votesCurrent Rating: 108395 + 116337 = 224732 votes 116337

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
7445 Current Rating: 7445 + 7047 = 14492 votesCurrent Rating: 7445 + 7047 = 14492 votes 7047

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
7044 Current Rating: 7044 + 6486 = 13530 votesCurrent Rating: 7044 + 6486 = 13530 votes 6486

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4956 Current Rating: 4956 + 4001 = 8957 votesCurrent Rating: 4956 + 4001 = 8957 votes 4001

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10774 Current Rating: 10774 + 11335 = 22109 votesCurrent Rating: 10774 + 11335 = 22109 votes 11335

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
15991 Current Rating: 15991 + 16324 = 32315 votesCurrent Rating: 15991 + 16324 = 32315 votes 16324


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
11040 Current Rating: 11040 + 11740 = 22780 votesCurrent Rating: 11040 + 11740 = 22780 votes 11740

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
6592 Current Rating: 6592 + 5079 = 11671 votesCurrent Rating: 6592 + 5079 = 11671 votes 5079

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5786 Current Rating: 5786 + 4915 = 10701 votesCurrent Rating: 5786 + 4915 = 10701 votes 4915

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
5116 Current Rating: 5116 + 4168 = 9284 votesCurrent Rating: 5116 + 4168 = 9284 votes 4168

[366] 22: You look like crap
5202 Current Rating: 5202 + 4468 = 9670 votesCurrent Rating: 5202 + 4468 = 9670 votes 4468

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
13288 Current Rating: 13288 + 14548 = 27836 votesCurrent Rating: 13288 + 14548 = 27836 votes 14548

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
13626 Current Rating: 13626 + 18111 = 31737 votesCurrent Rating: 13626 + 18111 = 31737 votes 18111

[363] 16: What happened to him?
7862 Current Rating: 7862 + 8265 = 16127 votesCurrent Rating: 7862 + 8265 = 16127 votes 8265

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4476 Current Rating: 4476 + 4087 = 8563 votesCurrent Rating: 4476 + 4087 = 8563 votes 4087

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
4392 Current Rating: 4392 + 4815 = 9207 votesCurrent Rating: 4392 + 4815 = 9207 votes 4815

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6535 Current Rating: 6535 + 6417 = 12952 votesCurrent Rating: 6535 + 6417 = 12952 votes 6417

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
5154 Current Rating: 5154 + 4344 = 9498 votesCurrent Rating: 5154 + 4344 = 9498 votes 4344

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
5170 Current Rating: 5170 + 4850 = 10020 votesCurrent Rating: 5170 + 4850 = 10020 votes 4850

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12930 Current Rating: 12930 + 12914 = 25844 votesCurrent Rating: 12930 + 12914 = 25844 votes 12914

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3966 Current Rating: 3966 + 4153 = 8119 votesCurrent Rating: 3966 + 4153 = 8119 votes 4153

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
4194 Current Rating: 4194 + 4235 = 8429 votesCurrent Rating: 4194 + 4235 = 8429 votes 4235

[354] 1: In the old days
5906 Current Rating: 5906 + 6474 = 12380 votesCurrent Rating: 5906 + 6474 = 12380 votes 6474


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
8512 Current Rating: 8512 + 7688 = 16200 votesCurrent Rating: 8512 + 7688 = 16200 votes 7688

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
4381 Current Rating: 4381 + 4314 = 8695 votesCurrent Rating: 4381 + 4314 = 8695 votes 4314

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
3275 Current Rating: 3275 + 3461 = 6736 votesCurrent Rating: 3275 + 3461 = 6736 votes 3461

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
4232 Current Rating: 4232 + 3891 = 8123 votesCurrent Rating: 4232 + 3891 = 8123 votes 3891

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
4224 Current Rating: 4224 + 3992 = 8216 votesCurrent Rating: 4224 + 3992 = 8216 votes 3992

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
4400 Current Rating: 4400 + 4498 = 8898 votesCurrent Rating: 4400 + 4498 = 8898 votes 4498

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4982 Current Rating: 4982 + 4586 = 9568 votesCurrent Rating: 4982 + 4586 = 9568 votes 4586

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
3359 Current Rating: 3359 + 3464 = 6823 votesCurrent Rating: 3359 + 3464 = 6823 votes 3464

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
3460 Current Rating: 3460 + 3747 = 7207 votesCurrent Rating: 3460 + 3747 = 7207 votes 3747

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
4920 Current Rating: 4920 + 4195 = 9115 votesCurrent Rating: 4920 + 4195 = 9115 votes 4195

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
5199 Current Rating: 5199 + 4254 = 9453 votesCurrent Rating: 5199 + 4254 = 9453 votes 4254

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
3144 Current Rating: 3144 + 3455 = 6599 votesCurrent Rating: 3144 + 3455 = 6599 votes 3455

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
4772 Current Rating: 4772 + 5161 = 9933 votesCurrent Rating: 4772 + 5161 = 9933 votes 5161






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