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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3543 Current Rating: 3543 + 3674 = 7217 votesCurrent Rating: 3543 + 3674 = 7217 votes 3674

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
5192 Current Rating: 5192 + 5485 = 10677 votesCurrent Rating: 5192 + 5485 = 10677 votes 5485

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
2834 Current Rating: 2834 + 3131 = 5965 votesCurrent Rating: 2834 + 3131 = 5965 votes 3131

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
2895 Current Rating: 2895 + 2832 = 5727 votesCurrent Rating: 2895 + 2832 = 5727 votes 2832

[557] 19: Save a cow
2413 Current Rating: 2413 + 2220 = 4633 votesCurrent Rating: 2413 + 2220 = 4633 votes 2220

[556] 15: You know the idiom
13594 Current Rating: 13594 + 15174 = 28768 votesCurrent Rating: 13594 + 15174 = 28768 votes 15174

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
9313 Current Rating: 9313 + 8541 = 17854 votesCurrent Rating: 9313 + 8541 = 17854 votes 8541

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
13836 Current Rating: 13836 + 17430 = 31266 votesCurrent Rating: 13836 + 17430 = 31266 votes 17430

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
11885 Current Rating: 11885 + 12262 = 24147 votesCurrent Rating: 11885 + 12262 = 24147 votes 12262

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
15868 Current Rating: 15868 + 35315 = 51183 votesCurrent Rating: 15868 + 35315 = 51183 votes 35315

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
11844 Current Rating: 11844 + 12589 = 24433 votesCurrent Rating: 11844 + 12589 = 24433 votes 12589

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
5757 Current Rating: 5757 + 5730 = 11487 votesCurrent Rating: 5757 + 5730 = 11487 votes 5730

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
5996 Current Rating: 5996 + 6007 = 12003 votesCurrent Rating: 5996 + 6007 = 12003 votes 6007

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
3728 Current Rating: 3728 + 3777 = 7505 votesCurrent Rating: 3728 + 3777 = 7505 votes 3777

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18303 Current Rating: 18303 + 18700 = 37003 votesCurrent Rating: 18303 + 18700 = 37003 votes 18700


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10253 Current Rating: 10253 + 10567 = 20820 votesCurrent Rating: 10253 + 10567 = 20820 votes 10567

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
5778 Current Rating: 5778 + 5538 = 11316 votesCurrent Rating: 5778 + 5538 = 11316 votes 5538

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7571 Current Rating: 7571 + 7480 = 15051 votesCurrent Rating: 7571 + 7480 = 15051 votes 7480

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12435 Current Rating: 12435 + 12930 = 25365 votesCurrent Rating: 12435 + 12930 = 25365 votes 12930

[542] 23: Have you noticed
4863 Current Rating: 4863 + 4740 = 9603 votesCurrent Rating: 4863 + 4740 = 9603 votes 4740

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12476 Current Rating: 12476 + 13779 = 26255 votesCurrent Rating: 12476 + 13779 = 26255 votes 13779

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11169 Current Rating: 11169 + 10592 = 21761 votesCurrent Rating: 11169 + 10592 = 21761 votes 10592

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20490 Current Rating: 20490 + 21066 = 41556 votesCurrent Rating: 20490 + 21066 = 41556 votes 21066

[538] 17: A real man
6081 Current Rating: 6081 + 6031 = 12112 votesCurrent Rating: 6081 + 6031 = 12112 votes 6031

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
13850 Current Rating: 13850 + 14022 = 27872 votesCurrent Rating: 13850 + 14022 = 27872 votes 14022

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
5659 Current Rating: 5659 + 5733 = 11392 votesCurrent Rating: 5659 + 5733 = 11392 votes 5733

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16234 Current Rating: 16234 + 16683 = 32917 votesCurrent Rating: 16234 + 16683 = 32917 votes 16683

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14425 Current Rating: 14425 + 14844 = 29269 votesCurrent Rating: 14425 + 14844 = 29269 votes 14844

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13605 Current Rating: 13605 + 13914 = 27519 votesCurrent Rating: 13605 + 13914 = 27519 votes 13914

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10354 Current Rating: 10354 + 10169 = 20523 votesCurrent Rating: 10354 + 10169 = 20523 votes 10169

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
1999 Current Rating: 1999 + 2337 = 4336 votesCurrent Rating: 1999 + 2337 = 4336 votes 2337

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1445 = 2780 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1445 = 2780 votes 1445

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3030 Current Rating: 3030 + 3375 = 6405 votesCurrent Rating: 3030 + 3375 = 6405 votes 3375

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 974 = 2070 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 974 = 2070 votes 974

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
664 Current Rating: 664 + 837 = 1501 votesCurrent Rating: 664 + 837 = 1501 votes 837

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1036 Current Rating: 1036 + 1175 = 2211 votesCurrent Rating: 1036 + 1175 = 2211 votes 1175


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 1091 = 2143 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 1091 = 2143 votes 1091

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 2574 = 4047 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 2574 = 4047 votes 2574

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 1933 = 3406 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 1933 = 3406 votes 1933

[522] 26: Hey babe
2021 Current Rating: 2021 + 2661 = 4682 votesCurrent Rating: 2021 + 2661 = 4682 votes 2661

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4578 Current Rating: 4578 + 5119 = 9697 votesCurrent Rating: 4578 + 5119 = 9697 votes 5119

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7016 Current Rating: 7016 + 7288 = 14304 votesCurrent Rating: 7016 + 7288 = 14304 votes 7288

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24495 Current Rating: 24495 + 26044 = 50539 votesCurrent Rating: 24495 + 26044 = 50539 votes 26044

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
8900 Current Rating: 8900 + 8939 = 17839 votesCurrent Rating: 8900 + 8939 = 17839 votes 8939

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
11992 Current Rating: 11992 + 12436 = 24428 votesCurrent Rating: 11992 + 12436 = 24428 votes 12436

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
9681 Current Rating: 9681 + 10417 = 20098 votesCurrent Rating: 9681 + 10417 = 20098 votes 10417

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
25759 Current Rating: 25759 + 27209 = 52968 votesCurrent Rating: 25759 + 27209 = 52968 votes 27209

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
34923 Current Rating: 34923 + 35923 = 70846 votesCurrent Rating: 34923 + 35923 = 70846 votes 35923

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24252 Current Rating: 24252 + 25130 = 49382 votesCurrent Rating: 24252 + 25130 = 49382 votes 25130

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
10873 Current Rating: 10873 + 11198 = 22071 votesCurrent Rating: 10873 + 11198 = 22071 votes 11198

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27111 Current Rating: 27111 + 27605 = 54716 votesCurrent Rating: 27111 + 27605 = 54716 votes 27605

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1346 = 2594 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1346 = 2594 votes 1346

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28161 Current Rating: 28161 + 28724 = 56885 votesCurrent Rating: 28161 + 28724 = 56885 votes 28724

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
5889 Current Rating: 5889 + 6083 = 11972 votesCurrent Rating: 5889 + 6083 = 11972 votes 6083

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11558 Current Rating: 11558 + 11802 = 23360 votesCurrent Rating: 11558 + 11802 = 23360 votes 11802

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8275 Current Rating: 8275 + 8068 = 16343 votesCurrent Rating: 8275 + 8068 = 16343 votes 8068

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
6257 Current Rating: 6257 + 6392 = 12649 votesCurrent Rating: 6257 + 6392 = 12649 votes 6392


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
19644 Current Rating: 19644 + 23552 = 43196 votesCurrent Rating: 19644 + 23552 = 43196 votes 23552

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4390 Current Rating: 4390 + 4333 = 8723 votesCurrent Rating: 4390 + 4333 = 8723 votes 4333

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 3447 = 6805 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 3447 = 6805 votes 3447

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
6948 Current Rating: 6948 + 6953 = 13901 votesCurrent Rating: 6948 + 6953 = 13901 votes 6953

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
5662 Current Rating: 5662 + 5984 = 11646 votesCurrent Rating: 5662 + 5984 = 11646 votes 5984

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5272 Current Rating: 5272 + 5186 = 10458 votesCurrent Rating: 5272 + 5186 = 10458 votes 5186

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
3688 Current Rating: 3688 + 3640 = 7328 votesCurrent Rating: 3688 + 3640 = 7328 votes 3640

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
4815 Current Rating: 4815 + 4726 = 9541 votesCurrent Rating: 4815 + 4726 = 9541 votes 4726

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
3307 Current Rating: 3307 + 3366 = 6673 votesCurrent Rating: 3307 + 3366 = 6673 votes 3366

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11286 Current Rating: 11286 + 13163 = 24449 votesCurrent Rating: 11286 + 13163 = 24449 votes 13163

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13096 Current Rating: 13096 + 14676 = 27772 votesCurrent Rating: 13096 + 14676 = 27772 votes 14676

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8344 Current Rating: 8344 + 8207 = 16551 votesCurrent Rating: 8344 + 8207 = 16551 votes 8207

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8496 Current Rating: 8496 + 8091 = 16587 votesCurrent Rating: 8496 + 8091 = 16587 votes 8091

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
6885 Current Rating: 6885 + 6614 = 13499 votesCurrent Rating: 6885 + 6614 = 13499 votes 6614

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7479 Current Rating: 7479 + 7087 = 14566 votesCurrent Rating: 7479 + 7087 = 14566 votes 7087

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20092 Current Rating: 20092 + 20224 = 40316 votesCurrent Rating: 20092 + 20224 = 40316 votes 20224

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11224 Current Rating: 11224 + 11500 = 22724 votesCurrent Rating: 11224 + 11500 = 22724 votes 11500

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
8905 Current Rating: 8905 + 8147 = 17052 votesCurrent Rating: 8905 + 8147 = 17052 votes 8147

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8437 Current Rating: 8437 + 8385 = 16822 votesCurrent Rating: 8437 + 8385 = 16822 votes 8385

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10103 Current Rating: 10103 + 10147 = 20250 votesCurrent Rating: 10103 + 10147 = 20250 votes 10147

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31073 Current Rating: 31073 + 31608 = 62681 votesCurrent Rating: 31073 + 31608 = 62681 votes 31608

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
8938 Current Rating: 8938 + 8768 = 17706 votesCurrent Rating: 8938 + 8768 = 17706 votes 8768


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
8679 Current Rating: 8679 + 8149 = 16828 votesCurrent Rating: 8679 + 8149 = 16828 votes 8149

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12525 Current Rating: 12525 + 13903 = 26428 votesCurrent Rating: 12525 + 13903 = 26428 votes 13903

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12423 Current Rating: 12423 + 13638 = 26061 votesCurrent Rating: 12423 + 13638 = 26061 votes 13638

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27526 Current Rating: 27526 + 27982 = 55508 votesCurrent Rating: 27526 + 27982 = 55508 votes 27982

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
11476 Current Rating: 11476 + 12618 = 24094 votesCurrent Rating: 11476 + 12618 = 24094 votes 12618

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
20185 Current Rating: 20185 + 25072 = 45257 votesCurrent Rating: 20185 + 25072 = 45257 votes 25072

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10322 Current Rating: 10322 + 11111 = 21433 votesCurrent Rating: 10322 + 11111 = 21433 votes 11111

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
9994 Current Rating: 9994 + 9801 = 19795 votesCurrent Rating: 9994 + 9801 = 19795 votes 9801

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
25356 Current Rating: 25356 + 25616 = 50972 votesCurrent Rating: 25356 + 25616 = 50972 votes 25616

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
8609 Current Rating: 8609 + 8377 = 16986 votesCurrent Rating: 8609 + 8377 = 16986 votes 8377

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
13678 Current Rating: 13678 + 14581 = 28259 votesCurrent Rating: 13678 + 14581 = 28259 votes 14581

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11032 Current Rating: 11032 + 10409 = 21441 votesCurrent Rating: 11032 + 10409 = 21441 votes 10409

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
10584 Current Rating: 10584 + 9945 = 20529 votesCurrent Rating: 10584 + 9945 = 20529 votes 9945

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7490 Current Rating: 7490 + 6676 = 14166 votesCurrent Rating: 7490 + 6676 = 14166 votes 6676

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4251 Current Rating: 4251 + 3897 = 8148 votesCurrent Rating: 4251 + 3897 = 8148 votes 3897

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6124 Current Rating: 6124 + 5612 = 11736 votesCurrent Rating: 6124 + 5612 = 11736 votes 5612

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9159 Current Rating: 9159 + 8501 = 17660 votesCurrent Rating: 9159 + 8501 = 17660 votes 8501

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5236 Current Rating: 5236 + 4900 = 10136 votesCurrent Rating: 5236 + 4900 = 10136 votes 4900

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4488 Current Rating: 4488 + 4658 = 9146 votesCurrent Rating: 4488 + 4658 = 9146 votes 4658

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5015 Current Rating: 5015 + 4707 = 9722 votesCurrent Rating: 5015 + 4707 = 9722 votes 4707

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
13499 Current Rating: 13499 + 12672 = 26171 votesCurrent Rating: 13499 + 12672 = 26171 votes 12672


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
6936 Current Rating: 6936 + 6419 = 13355 votesCurrent Rating: 6936 + 6419 = 13355 votes 6419

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
3604 Current Rating: 3604 + 3231 = 6835 votesCurrent Rating: 3604 + 3231 = 6835 votes 3231

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1392 = 3032 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1392 = 3032 votes 1392

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
3661 Current Rating: 3661 + 3227 = 6888 votesCurrent Rating: 3661 + 3227 = 6888 votes 3227

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3200 Current Rating: 3200 + 2766 = 5966 votesCurrent Rating: 3200 + 2766 = 5966 votes 2766

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6152 Current Rating: 6152 + 6213 = 12365 votesCurrent Rating: 6152 + 6213 = 12365 votes 6213

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4101 Current Rating: 4101 + 3594 = 7695 votesCurrent Rating: 4101 + 3594 = 7695 votes 3594

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
1917 Current Rating: 1917 + 2280 = 4197 votesCurrent Rating: 1917 + 2280 = 4197 votes 2280

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2435 Current Rating: 2435 + 2218 = 4653 votesCurrent Rating: 2435 + 2218 = 4653 votes 2218

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
1864 Current Rating: 1864 + 1878 = 3742 votesCurrent Rating: 1864 + 1878 = 3742 votes 1878

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1760 Current Rating: 1760 + 1666 = 3426 votesCurrent Rating: 1760 + 1666 = 3426 votes 1666

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3312 Current Rating: 3312 + 2896 = 6208 votesCurrent Rating: 3312 + 2896 = 6208 votes 2896

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
1948 Current Rating: 1948 + 1853 = 3801 votesCurrent Rating: 1948 + 1853 = 3801 votes 1853

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5259 Current Rating: 5259 + 4846 = 10105 votesCurrent Rating: 5259 + 4846 = 10105 votes 4846

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3516 Current Rating: 3516 + 3561 = 7077 votesCurrent Rating: 3516 + 3561 = 7077 votes 3561

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
2951 Current Rating: 2951 + 2693 = 5644 votesCurrent Rating: 2951 + 2693 = 5644 votes 2693

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6418 Current Rating: 6418 + 6163 = 12581 votesCurrent Rating: 6418 + 6163 = 12581 votes 6163

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2663 Current Rating: 2663 + 2881 = 5544 votesCurrent Rating: 2663 + 2881 = 5544 votes 2881

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
2936 Current Rating: 2936 + 2985 = 5921 votesCurrent Rating: 2936 + 2985 = 5921 votes 2985

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
5674 Current Rating: 5674 + 6021 = 11695 votesCurrent Rating: 5674 + 6021 = 11695 votes 6021

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
16282 Current Rating: 16282 + 16495 = 32777 votesCurrent Rating: 16282 + 16495 = 32777 votes 16495


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2018 Current Rating: 2018 + 2238 = 4256 votesCurrent Rating: 2018 + 2238 = 4256 votes 2238

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
4204 Current Rating: 4204 + 4192 = 8396 votesCurrent Rating: 4204 + 4192 = 8396 votes 4192

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
12516 Current Rating: 12516 + 13091 = 25607 votesCurrent Rating: 12516 + 13091 = 25607 votes 13091

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
98023 Current Rating: 98023 + 101356 = 199379 votesCurrent Rating: 98023 + 101356 = 199379 votes 101356

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
14416 Current Rating: 14416 + 14943 = 29359 votesCurrent Rating: 14416 + 14943 = 29359 votes 14943

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2385 Current Rating: 2385 + 2287 = 4672 votesCurrent Rating: 2385 + 2287 = 4672 votes 2287

[434] 21: If you went camping
2554 Current Rating: 2554 + 2869 = 5423 votesCurrent Rating: 2554 + 2869 = 5423 votes 2869

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
10713 Current Rating: 10713 + 12769 = 23482 votesCurrent Rating: 10713 + 12769 = 23482 votes 12769

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
9710 Current Rating: 9710 + 9363 = 19073 votesCurrent Rating: 9710 + 9363 = 19073 votes 9363

[431] 14: I saw a news program
3614 Current Rating: 3614 + 3690 = 7304 votesCurrent Rating: 3614 + 3690 = 7304 votes 3690

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
2615 Current Rating: 2615 + 3770 = 6385 votesCurrent Rating: 2615 + 3770 = 6385 votes 3770

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2277 Current Rating: 2277 + 2476 = 4753 votesCurrent Rating: 2277 + 2476 = 4753 votes 2476

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
2345 Current Rating: 2345 + 2704 = 5049 votesCurrent Rating: 2345 + 2704 = 5049 votes 2704

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2334 Current Rating: 2334 + 2451 = 4785 votesCurrent Rating: 2334 + 2451 = 4785 votes 2451

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2636 Current Rating: 2636 + 2582 = 5218 votesCurrent Rating: 2636 + 2582 = 5218 votes 2582

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
4486 Current Rating: 4486 + 5763 = 10249 votesCurrent Rating: 4486 + 5763 = 10249 votes 5763

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2325 Current Rating: 2325 + 2132 = 4457 votesCurrent Rating: 2325 + 2132 = 4457 votes 2132

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2365 Current Rating: 2365 + 2657 = 5022 votesCurrent Rating: 2365 + 2657 = 5022 votes 2657

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
2859 Current Rating: 2859 + 2649 = 5508 votesCurrent Rating: 2859 + 2649 = 5508 votes 2649


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2149 Current Rating: 2149 + 2199 = 4348 votesCurrent Rating: 2149 + 2199 = 4348 votes 2199

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3485 Current Rating: 3485 + 3106 = 6591 votesCurrent Rating: 3485 + 3106 = 6591 votes 3106

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3810 Current Rating: 3810 + 3283 = 7093 votesCurrent Rating: 3810 + 3283 = 7093 votes 3283

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3350 Current Rating: 3350 + 3008 = 6358 votesCurrent Rating: 3350 + 3008 = 6358 votes 3008

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2523 Current Rating: 2523 + 2554 = 5077 votesCurrent Rating: 2523 + 2554 = 5077 votes 2554

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
3876 Current Rating: 3876 + 3495 = 7371 votesCurrent Rating: 3876 + 3495 = 7371 votes 3495

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6241 Current Rating: 6241 + 6859 = 13100 votesCurrent Rating: 6241 + 6859 = 13100 votes 6859

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
7797 Current Rating: 7797 + 7223 = 15020 votesCurrent Rating: 7797 + 7223 = 15020 votes 7223

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
2886 Current Rating: 2886 + 3277 = 6163 votesCurrent Rating: 2886 + 3277 = 6163 votes 3277

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
2956 Current Rating: 2956 + 2850 = 5806 votesCurrent Rating: 2956 + 2850 = 5806 votes 2850

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
2827 Current Rating: 2827 + 3237 = 6064 votesCurrent Rating: 2827 + 3237 = 6064 votes 3237

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
6611 Current Rating: 6611 + 7391 = 14002 votesCurrent Rating: 6611 + 7391 = 14002 votes 7391

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3653 Current Rating: 3653 + 3378 = 7031 votesCurrent Rating: 3653 + 3378 = 7031 votes 3378

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
3786 Current Rating: 3786 + 3700 = 7486 votesCurrent Rating: 3786 + 3700 = 7486 votes 3700

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
4647 Current Rating: 4647 + 4039 = 8686 votesCurrent Rating: 4647 + 4039 = 8686 votes 4039

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4770 Current Rating: 4770 + 5700 = 10470 votesCurrent Rating: 4770 + 5700 = 10470 votes 5700

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
9770 Current Rating: 9770 + 9348 = 19118 votesCurrent Rating: 9770 + 9348 = 19118 votes 9348

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4066 Current Rating: 4066 + 3594 = 7660 votesCurrent Rating: 4066 + 3594 = 7660 votes 3594

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
888 Current Rating: 888 + 798 = 1686 votesCurrent Rating: 888 + 798 = 1686 votes 798

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2113 Current Rating: 2113 + 2529 = 4642 votesCurrent Rating: 2113 + 2529 = 4642 votes 2529


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
11826 Current Rating: 11826 + 12375 = 24201 votesCurrent Rating: 11826 + 12375 = 24201 votes 12375

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
6911 Current Rating: 6911 + 7098 = 14009 votesCurrent Rating: 6911 + 7098 = 14009 votes 7098

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
3675 Current Rating: 3675 + 3154 = 6829 votesCurrent Rating: 3675 + 3154 = 6829 votes 3154

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
10514 Current Rating: 10514 + 10992 = 21506 votesCurrent Rating: 10514 + 10992 = 21506 votes 10992

[397] 15: I Love you
30239 Current Rating: 30239 + 31748 = 61987 votesCurrent Rating: 30239 + 31748 = 61987 votes 31748

[396] 14: Hey, come on
4537 Current Rating: 4537 + 5687 = 10224 votesCurrent Rating: 4537 + 5687 = 10224 votes 5687

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
14647 Current Rating: 14647 + 15979 = 30626 votesCurrent Rating: 14647 + 15979 = 30626 votes 15979

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3380 Current Rating: 3380 + 3027 = 6407 votesCurrent Rating: 3380 + 3027 = 6407 votes 3027

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
3913 Current Rating: 3913 + 3694 = 7607 votesCurrent Rating: 3913 + 3694 = 7607 votes 3694

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3488 Current Rating: 3488 + 3308 = 6796 votesCurrent Rating: 3488 + 3308 = 6796 votes 3308

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3048 Current Rating: 3048 + 2869 = 5917 votesCurrent Rating: 3048 + 2869 = 5917 votes 2869

[390] 4: What are you doing?
4899 Current Rating: 4899 + 4455 = 9354 votesCurrent Rating: 4899 + 4455 = 9354 votes 4455

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
3088 Current Rating: 3088 + 4628 = 7716 votesCurrent Rating: 3088 + 4628 = 7716 votes 4628


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
4785 Current Rating: 4785 + 4383 = 9168 votesCurrent Rating: 4785 + 4383 = 9168 votes 4383

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
2711 Current Rating: 2711 + 2641 = 5352 votesCurrent Rating: 2711 + 2641 = 5352 votes 2641

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
14327 Current Rating: 14327 + 14105 = 28432 votesCurrent Rating: 14327 + 14105 = 28432 votes 14105

[385] 25: Can you please call security
7571 Current Rating: 7571 + 9148 = 16719 votesCurrent Rating: 7571 + 9148 = 16719 votes 9148

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3375 Current Rating: 3375 + 3266 = 6641 votesCurrent Rating: 3375 + 3266 = 6641 votes 3266

[383] 23: This book says
4173 Current Rating: 4173 + 3607 = 7780 votesCurrent Rating: 4173 + 3607 = 7780 votes 3607

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 2984 = 6447 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 2984 = 6447 votes 2984

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
7885 Current Rating: 7885 + 8213 = 16098 votesCurrent Rating: 7885 + 8213 = 16098 votes 8213

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
2966 Current Rating: 2966 + 2893 = 5859 votesCurrent Rating: 2966 + 2893 = 5859 votes 2893

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4426 Current Rating: 4426 + 4105 = 8531 votesCurrent Rating: 4426 + 4105 = 8531 votes 4105

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
11206 Current Rating: 11206 + 11078 = 22284 votesCurrent Rating: 11206 + 11078 = 22284 votes 11078

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
11516 Current Rating: 11516 + 12176 = 23692 votesCurrent Rating: 11516 + 12176 = 23692 votes 12176

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
54255 Current Rating: 54255 + 54728 = 108983 votesCurrent Rating: 54255 + 54728 = 108983 votes 54728

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
5101 Current Rating: 5101 + 5828 = 10929 votesCurrent Rating: 5101 + 5828 = 10929 votes 5828

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
5776 Current Rating: 5776 + 5722 = 11498 votesCurrent Rating: 5776 + 5722 = 11498 votes 5722

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
3990 Current Rating: 3990 + 3338 = 7328 votesCurrent Rating: 3990 + 3338 = 7328 votes 3338

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
9599 Current Rating: 9599 + 10404 = 20003 votesCurrent Rating: 9599 + 10404 = 20003 votes 10404

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
9443 Current Rating: 9443 + 9989 = 19432 votesCurrent Rating: 9443 + 9989 = 19432 votes 9989


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
4132 Current Rating: 4132 + 5411 = 9543 votesCurrent Rating: 4132 + 5411 = 9543 votes 5411

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
4476 Current Rating: 4476 + 4130 = 8606 votesCurrent Rating: 4476 + 4130 = 8606 votes 4130

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
4789 Current Rating: 4789 + 4054 = 8843 votesCurrent Rating: 4789 + 4054 = 8843 votes 4054

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
3816 Current Rating: 3816 + 3470 = 7286 votesCurrent Rating: 3816 + 3470 = 7286 votes 3470

[366] 22: You look like crap
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 3630 = 7266 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 3630 = 7266 votes 3630

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
6064 Current Rating: 6064 + 6126 = 12190 votesCurrent Rating: 6064 + 6126 = 12190 votes 6126

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
12560 Current Rating: 12560 + 14530 = 27090 votesCurrent Rating: 12560 + 14530 = 27090 votes 14530

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6043 Current Rating: 6043 + 5363 = 11406 votesCurrent Rating: 6043 + 5363 = 11406 votes 5363

[362] 15: What was shopping like
3941 Current Rating: 3941 + 3664 = 7605 votesCurrent Rating: 3941 + 3664 = 7605 votes 3664

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3555 Current Rating: 3555 + 4066 = 7621 votesCurrent Rating: 3555 + 4066 = 7621 votes 4066

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
5606 Current Rating: 5606 + 5720 = 11326 votesCurrent Rating: 5606 + 5720 = 11326 votes 5720

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4645 Current Rating: 4645 + 3919 = 8564 votesCurrent Rating: 4645 + 3919 = 8564 votes 3919

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4339 Current Rating: 4339 + 4056 = 8395 votesCurrent Rating: 4339 + 4056 = 8395 votes 4056

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
11332 Current Rating: 11332 + 10534 = 21866 votesCurrent Rating: 11332 + 10534 = 21866 votes 10534

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3218 Current Rating: 3218 + 3378 = 6596 votesCurrent Rating: 3218 + 3378 = 6596 votes 3378

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3166 Current Rating: 3166 + 3453 = 6619 votesCurrent Rating: 3166 + 3453 = 6619 votes 3453

[354] 1: In the old days
5042 Current Rating: 5042 + 5658 = 10700 votesCurrent Rating: 5042 + 5658 = 10700 votes 5658


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7533 Current Rating: 7533 + 6931 = 14464 votesCurrent Rating: 7533 + 6931 = 14464 votes 6931

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 3445 = 6929 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 3445 = 6929 votes 3445

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
2739 Current Rating: 2739 + 2906 = 5645 votesCurrent Rating: 2739 + 2906 = 5645 votes 2906

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3506 Current Rating: 3506 + 3498 = 7004 votesCurrent Rating: 3506 + 3498 = 7004 votes 3498

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3399 Current Rating: 3399 + 3192 = 6591 votesCurrent Rating: 3399 + 3192 = 6591 votes 3192

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
3718 Current Rating: 3718 + 3805 = 7523 votesCurrent Rating: 3718 + 3805 = 7523 votes 3805

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4014 Current Rating: 4014 + 3935 = 7949 votesCurrent Rating: 4014 + 3935 = 7949 votes 3935

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2554 Current Rating: 2554 + 2641 = 5195 votesCurrent Rating: 2554 + 2641 = 5195 votes 2641

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2487 Current Rating: 2487 + 2796 = 5283 votesCurrent Rating: 2487 + 2796 = 5283 votes 2796

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3203 Current Rating: 3203 + 3430 = 6633 votesCurrent Rating: 3203 + 3430 = 6633 votes 3430

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3055 Current Rating: 3055 + 3120 = 6175 votesCurrent Rating: 3055 + 3120 = 6175 votes 3120

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2278 Current Rating: 2278 + 2622 = 4900 votesCurrent Rating: 2278 + 2622 = 4900 votes 2622

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
2236 Current Rating: 2236 + 3039 = 5275 votesCurrent Rating: 2236 + 3039 = 5275 votes 3039






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