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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
4137 Current Rating: 4137 + 4256 = 8393 votesCurrent Rating: 4137 + 4256 = 8393 votes 4256

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
6373 Current Rating: 6373 + 6403 = 12776 votesCurrent Rating: 6373 + 6403 = 12776 votes 6403

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3265 Current Rating: 3265 + 3604 = 6869 votesCurrent Rating: 3265 + 3604 = 6869 votes 3604

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3312 Current Rating: 3312 + 3189 = 6501 votesCurrent Rating: 3312 + 3189 = 6501 votes 3189

[557] 19: Save a cow
3373 Current Rating: 3373 + 2942 = 6315 votesCurrent Rating: 3373 + 2942 = 6315 votes 2942

[556] 15: You know the idiom
14861 Current Rating: 14861 + 17039 = 31900 votesCurrent Rating: 14861 + 17039 = 31900 votes 17039

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
10394 Current Rating: 10394 + 11233 = 21627 votesCurrent Rating: 10394 + 11233 = 21627 votes 11233

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
15169 Current Rating: 15169 + 23312 = 38481 votesCurrent Rating: 15169 + 23312 = 38481 votes 23312

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12780 Current Rating: 12780 + 14579 = 27359 votesCurrent Rating: 12780 + 14579 = 27359 votes 14579

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
18524 Current Rating: 18524 + 69323 = 87847 votesCurrent Rating: 18524 + 69323 = 87847 votes 69323

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12658 Current Rating: 12658 + 15537 = 28195 votesCurrent Rating: 12658 + 15537 = 28195 votes 15537

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
6752 Current Rating: 6752 + 6330 = 13082 votesCurrent Rating: 6752 + 6330 = 13082 votes 6330

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6501 Current Rating: 6501 + 6417 = 12918 votesCurrent Rating: 6501 + 6417 = 12918 votes 6417

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4381 Current Rating: 4381 + 4396 = 8777 votesCurrent Rating: 4381 + 4396 = 8777 votes 4396

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18856 Current Rating: 18856 + 19286 = 38142 votesCurrent Rating: 18856 + 19286 = 38142 votes 19286


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10629 Current Rating: 10629 + 10970 = 21599 votesCurrent Rating: 10629 + 10970 = 21599 votes 10970

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6207 Current Rating: 6207 + 6003 = 12210 votesCurrent Rating: 6207 + 6003 = 12210 votes 6003

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7916 Current Rating: 7916 + 7840 = 15756 votesCurrent Rating: 7916 + 7840 = 15756 votes 7840

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12774 Current Rating: 12774 + 13495 = 26269 votesCurrent Rating: 12774 + 13495 = 26269 votes 13495

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5573 Current Rating: 5573 + 5393 = 10966 votesCurrent Rating: 5573 + 5393 = 10966 votes 5393

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12952 Current Rating: 12952 + 14368 = 27320 votesCurrent Rating: 12952 + 14368 = 27320 votes 14368

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11671 Current Rating: 11671 + 11229 = 22900 votesCurrent Rating: 11671 + 11229 = 22900 votes 11229

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20944 Current Rating: 20944 + 21503 = 42447 votesCurrent Rating: 20944 + 21503 = 42447 votes 21503

[538] 17: A real man
6617 Current Rating: 6617 + 6566 = 13183 votesCurrent Rating: 6617 + 6566 = 13183 votes 6566

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14398 Current Rating: 14398 + 14565 = 28963 votesCurrent Rating: 14398 + 14565 = 28963 votes 14565

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
6246 Current Rating: 6246 + 6332 = 12578 votesCurrent Rating: 6246 + 6332 = 12578 votes 6332

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16601 Current Rating: 16601 + 17109 = 33710 votesCurrent Rating: 16601 + 17109 = 33710 votes 17109

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14903 Current Rating: 14903 + 15384 = 30287 votesCurrent Rating: 14903 + 15384 = 30287 votes 15384

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13848 Current Rating: 13848 + 14170 = 28018 votesCurrent Rating: 13848 + 14170 = 28018 votes 14170

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10876 Current Rating: 10876 + 10688 = 21564 votesCurrent Rating: 10876 + 10688 = 21564 votes 10688

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2453 Current Rating: 2453 + 2779 = 5232 votesCurrent Rating: 2453 + 2779 = 5232 votes 2779

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1837 Current Rating: 1837 + 1916 = 3753 votesCurrent Rating: 1837 + 1916 = 3753 votes 1916

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3480 Current Rating: 3480 + 3839 = 7319 votesCurrent Rating: 3480 + 3839 = 7319 votes 3839

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1835 Current Rating: 1835 + 1447 = 3282 votesCurrent Rating: 1835 + 1447 = 3282 votes 1447

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
1250 Current Rating: 1250 + 1390 = 2640 votesCurrent Rating: 1250 + 1390 = 2640 votes 1390

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 1567 = 3027 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 1567 = 3027 votes 1567


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1588 = 3179 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1588 = 3179 votes 1588

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1991 Current Rating: 1991 + 3771 = 5762 votesCurrent Rating: 1991 + 3771 = 5762 votes 3771

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
2111 Current Rating: 2111 + 2654 = 4765 votesCurrent Rating: 2111 + 2654 = 4765 votes 2654

[522] 26: Hey babe
2496 Current Rating: 2496 + 3123 = 5619 votesCurrent Rating: 2496 + 3123 = 5619 votes 3123

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
5168 Current Rating: 5168 + 5687 = 10855 votesCurrent Rating: 5168 + 5687 = 10855 votes 5687

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7472 Current Rating: 7472 + 7725 = 15197 votesCurrent Rating: 7472 + 7725 = 15197 votes 7725

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
25009 Current Rating: 25009 + 26630 = 51639 votesCurrent Rating: 25009 + 26630 = 51639 votes 26630

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9444 Current Rating: 9444 + 9344 = 18788 votesCurrent Rating: 9444 + 9344 = 18788 votes 9344

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12357 Current Rating: 12357 + 12852 = 25209 votesCurrent Rating: 12357 + 12852 = 25209 votes 12852

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
10310 Current Rating: 10310 + 10865 = 21175 votesCurrent Rating: 10310 + 10865 = 21175 votes 10865

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26934 Current Rating: 26934 + 28140 = 55074 votesCurrent Rating: 26934 + 28140 = 55074 votes 28140

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
40092 Current Rating: 40092 + 38820 = 78912 votesCurrent Rating: 40092 + 38820 = 78912 votes 38820

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24624 Current Rating: 24624 + 25565 = 50189 votesCurrent Rating: 24624 + 25565 = 50189 votes 25565

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11511 Current Rating: 11511 + 11837 = 23348 votesCurrent Rating: 11511 + 11837 = 23348 votes 11837

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27472 Current Rating: 27472 + 27942 = 55414 votesCurrent Rating: 27472 + 27942 = 55414 votes 27942

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1800 Current Rating: 1800 + 1886 = 3686 votesCurrent Rating: 1800 + 1886 = 3686 votes 1886

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28660 Current Rating: 28660 + 29208 = 57868 votesCurrent Rating: 28660 + 29208 = 57868 votes 29208

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6397 Current Rating: 6397 + 6544 = 12941 votesCurrent Rating: 6397 + 6544 = 12941 votes 6544

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
12148 Current Rating: 12148 + 12478 = 24626 votesCurrent Rating: 12148 + 12478 = 24626 votes 12478

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
9112 Current Rating: 9112 + 8649 = 17761 votesCurrent Rating: 9112 + 8649 = 17761 votes 8649

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
7614 Current Rating: 7614 + 7280 = 14894 votesCurrent Rating: 7614 + 7280 = 14894 votes 7280


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
26616 Current Rating: 26616 + 30739 = 57355 votesCurrent Rating: 26616 + 30739 = 57355 votes 30739

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4982 Current Rating: 4982 + 4912 = 9894 votesCurrent Rating: 4982 + 4912 = 9894 votes 4912

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
4204 Current Rating: 4204 + 3881 = 8085 votesCurrent Rating: 4204 + 3881 = 8085 votes 3881

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7749 Current Rating: 7749 + 7601 = 15350 votesCurrent Rating: 7749 + 7601 = 15350 votes 7601

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
6188 Current Rating: 6188 + 6502 = 12690 votesCurrent Rating: 6188 + 6502 = 12690 votes 6502

[499] 23: You need to cut down
6170 Current Rating: 6170 + 5974 = 12144 votesCurrent Rating: 6170 + 5974 = 12144 votes 5974

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
4290 Current Rating: 4290 + 4200 = 8490 votesCurrent Rating: 4290 + 4200 = 8490 votes 4200

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5452 Current Rating: 5452 + 5332 = 10784 votesCurrent Rating: 5452 + 5332 = 10784 votes 5332

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
4427 Current Rating: 4427 + 4366 = 8793 votesCurrent Rating: 4427 + 4366 = 8793 votes 4366

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11995 Current Rating: 11995 + 17442 = 29437 votesCurrent Rating: 11995 + 17442 = 29437 votes 17442

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13727 Current Rating: 13727 + 16022 = 29749 votesCurrent Rating: 13727 + 16022 = 29749 votes 16022

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
9053 Current Rating: 9053 + 8631 = 17684 votesCurrent Rating: 9053 + 8631 = 17684 votes 8631

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8828 Current Rating: 8828 + 8403 = 17231 votesCurrent Rating: 8828 + 8403 = 17231 votes 8403

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
7915 Current Rating: 7915 + 7194 = 15109 votesCurrent Rating: 7915 + 7194 = 15109 votes 7194

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7802 Current Rating: 7802 + 7372 = 15174 votesCurrent Rating: 7802 + 7372 = 15174 votes 7372

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
21094 Current Rating: 21094 + 20926 = 42020 votesCurrent Rating: 21094 + 20926 = 42020 votes 20926

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11879 Current Rating: 11879 + 12156 = 24035 votesCurrent Rating: 11879 + 12156 = 24035 votes 12156

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9694 Current Rating: 9694 + 10440 = 20134 votesCurrent Rating: 9694 + 10440 = 20134 votes 10440

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
9126 Current Rating: 9126 + 9037 = 18163 votesCurrent Rating: 9126 + 9037 = 18163 votes 9037

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10797 Current Rating: 10797 + 10915 = 21712 votesCurrent Rating: 10797 + 10915 = 21712 votes 10915

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31733 Current Rating: 31733 + 32197 = 63930 votesCurrent Rating: 31733 + 32197 = 63930 votes 32197

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9482 Current Rating: 9482 + 9227 = 18709 votesCurrent Rating: 9482 + 9227 = 18709 votes 9227


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
10088 Current Rating: 10088 + 10631 = 20719 votesCurrent Rating: 10088 + 10631 = 20719 votes 10631

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12932 Current Rating: 12932 + 14605 = 27537 votesCurrent Rating: 12932 + 14605 = 27537 votes 14605

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
13096 Current Rating: 13096 + 14700 = 27796 votesCurrent Rating: 13096 + 14700 = 27796 votes 14700

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27851 Current Rating: 27851 + 28226 = 56077 votesCurrent Rating: 27851 + 28226 = 56077 votes 28226

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
12600 Current Rating: 12600 + 14461 = 27061 votesCurrent Rating: 12600 + 14461 = 27061 votes 14461

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
29928 Current Rating: 29928 + 35569 = 65497 votesCurrent Rating: 29928 + 35569 = 65497 votes 35569

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
11230 Current Rating: 11230 + 11899 = 23129 votesCurrent Rating: 11230 + 11899 = 23129 votes 11899

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10587 Current Rating: 10587 + 10386 = 20973 votesCurrent Rating: 10587 + 10386 = 20973 votes 10386

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
27171 Current Rating: 27171 + 26678 = 53849 votesCurrent Rating: 27171 + 26678 = 53849 votes 26678

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
9421 Current Rating: 9421 + 9030 = 18451 votesCurrent Rating: 9421 + 9030 = 18451 votes 9030

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
14204 Current Rating: 14204 + 15176 = 29380 votesCurrent Rating: 14204 + 15176 = 29380 votes 15176

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11646 Current Rating: 11646 + 11008 = 22654 votesCurrent Rating: 11646 + 11008 = 22654 votes 11008

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
11393 Current Rating: 11393 + 10611 = 22004 votesCurrent Rating: 11393 + 10611 = 22004 votes 10611

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7904 Current Rating: 7904 + 7068 = 14972 votesCurrent Rating: 7904 + 7068 = 14972 votes 7068

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
5261 Current Rating: 5261 + 4545 = 9806 votesCurrent Rating: 5261 + 4545 = 9806 votes 4545

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6790 Current Rating: 6790 + 6023 = 12813 votesCurrent Rating: 6790 + 6023 = 12813 votes 6023

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9506 Current Rating: 9506 + 8801 = 18307 votesCurrent Rating: 9506 + 8801 = 18307 votes 8801

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5936 Current Rating: 5936 + 5564 = 11500 votesCurrent Rating: 5936 + 5564 = 11500 votes 5564

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
5125 Current Rating: 5125 + 5309 = 10434 votesCurrent Rating: 5125 + 5309 = 10434 votes 5309

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5989 Current Rating: 5989 + 5130 = 11119 votesCurrent Rating: 5989 + 5130 = 11119 votes 5130

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14370 Current Rating: 14370 + 14429 = 28799 votesCurrent Rating: 14370 + 14429 = 28799 votes 14429


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
9912 Current Rating: 9912 + 11319 = 21231 votesCurrent Rating: 9912 + 11319 = 21231 votes 11319

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4442 Current Rating: 4442 + 4030 = 8472 votesCurrent Rating: 4442 + 4030 = 8472 votes 4030

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
2153 Current Rating: 2153 + 1852 = 4005 votesCurrent Rating: 2153 + 1852 = 4005 votes 1852

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
4452 Current Rating: 4452 + 3792 = 8244 votesCurrent Rating: 4452 + 3792 = 8244 votes 3792

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3650 Current Rating: 3650 + 3199 = 6849 votesCurrent Rating: 3650 + 3199 = 6849 votes 3199

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6910 Current Rating: 6910 + 6724 = 13634 votesCurrent Rating: 6910 + 6724 = 13634 votes 6724

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
5076 Current Rating: 5076 + 4150 = 9226 votesCurrent Rating: 5076 + 4150 = 9226 votes 4150

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2362 Current Rating: 2362 + 2729 = 5091 votesCurrent Rating: 2362 + 2729 = 5091 votes 2729

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
3131 Current Rating: 3131 + 2897 = 6028 votesCurrent Rating: 3131 + 2897 = 6028 votes 2897

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2511 Current Rating: 2511 + 2555 = 5066 votesCurrent Rating: 2511 + 2555 = 5066 votes 2555

[451] 15: You women are so vain
2052 Current Rating: 2052 + 1959 = 4011 votesCurrent Rating: 2052 + 1959 = 4011 votes 1959

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3974 Current Rating: 3974 + 3535 = 7509 votesCurrent Rating: 3974 + 3535 = 7509 votes 3535

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2784 Current Rating: 2784 + 2625 = 5409 votesCurrent Rating: 2784 + 2625 = 5409 votes 2625

[448] 12: Sheís hot
6134 Current Rating: 6134 + 5643 = 11777 votesCurrent Rating: 6134 + 5643 = 11777 votes 5643

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
4138 Current Rating: 4138 + 4175 = 8313 votesCurrent Rating: 4138 + 4175 = 8313 votes 4175

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3158 Current Rating: 3158 + 2893 = 6051 votesCurrent Rating: 3158 + 2893 = 6051 votes 2893

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
7168 Current Rating: 7168 + 6813 = 13981 votesCurrent Rating: 7168 + 6813 = 13981 votes 6813

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2986 Current Rating: 2986 + 3170 = 6156 votesCurrent Rating: 2986 + 3170 = 6156 votes 3170

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
4328 Current Rating: 4328 + 4092 = 8420 votesCurrent Rating: 4328 + 4092 = 8420 votes 4092

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
6236 Current Rating: 6236 + 6560 = 12796 votesCurrent Rating: 6236 + 6560 = 12796 votes 6560

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17495 Current Rating: 17495 + 17120 = 34615 votesCurrent Rating: 17495 + 17120 = 34615 votes 17120


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2730 Current Rating: 2730 + 2868 = 5598 votesCurrent Rating: 2730 + 2868 = 5598 votes 2868

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
5560 Current Rating: 5560 + 4816 = 10376 votesCurrent Rating: 5560 + 4816 = 10376 votes 4816

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
70605 Current Rating: 70605 + 67768 = 138373 votesCurrent Rating: 70605 + 67768 = 138373 votes 67768

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
304422 Current Rating: 304422 + 314054 = 618476 votesCurrent Rating: 304422 + 314054 = 618476 votes 314054

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15380 Current Rating: 15380 + 15808 = 31188 votesCurrent Rating: 15380 + 15808 = 31188 votes 15808

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2888 Current Rating: 2888 + 2724 = 5612 votesCurrent Rating: 2888 + 2724 = 5612 votes 2724

[434] 21: If you went camping
3171 Current Rating: 3171 + 3511 = 6682 votesCurrent Rating: 3171 + 3511 = 6682 votes 3511

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11772 Current Rating: 11772 + 19784 = 31556 votesCurrent Rating: 11772 + 19784 = 31556 votes 19784

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
12824 Current Rating: 12824 + 18562 = 31386 votesCurrent Rating: 12824 + 18562 = 31386 votes 18562

[431] 14: I saw a news program
4740 Current Rating: 4740 + 4308 = 9048 votesCurrent Rating: 4740 + 4308 = 9048 votes 4308

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
3656 Current Rating: 3656 + 5471 = 9127 votesCurrent Rating: 3656 + 5471 = 9127 votes 5471

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2719 Current Rating: 2719 + 2940 = 5659 votesCurrent Rating: 2719 + 2940 = 5659 votes 2940

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
4538 Current Rating: 4538 + 3696 = 8234 votesCurrent Rating: 4538 + 3696 = 8234 votes 3696

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
3156 Current Rating: 3156 + 3027 = 6183 votesCurrent Rating: 3156 + 3027 = 6183 votes 3027

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2998 Current Rating: 2998 + 2911 = 5909 votesCurrent Rating: 2998 + 2911 = 5909 votes 2911

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
9935 Current Rating: 9935 + 10452 = 20387 votesCurrent Rating: 9935 + 10452 = 20387 votes 10452

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2673 Current Rating: 2673 + 2506 = 5179 votesCurrent Rating: 2673 + 2506 = 5179 votes 2506

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
3073 Current Rating: 3073 + 3607 = 6680 votesCurrent Rating: 3073 + 3607 = 6680 votes 3607

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3596 Current Rating: 3596 + 2984 = 6580 votesCurrent Rating: 3596 + 2984 = 6580 votes 2984


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
3059 Current Rating: 3059 + 3185 = 6244 votesCurrent Rating: 3059 + 3185 = 6244 votes 3185

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
4046 Current Rating: 4046 + 3634 = 7680 votesCurrent Rating: 4046 + 3634 = 7680 votes 3634

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 3333 = 7162 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 3333 = 7162 votes 3333

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3795 Current Rating: 3795 + 3408 = 7203 votesCurrent Rating: 3795 + 3408 = 7203 votes 3408

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
3034 Current Rating: 3034 + 3078 = 6112 votesCurrent Rating: 3034 + 3078 = 6112 votes 3078

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4240 Current Rating: 4240 + 3841 = 8081 votesCurrent Rating: 4240 + 3841 = 8081 votes 3841

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6854 Current Rating: 6854 + 7377 = 14231 votesCurrent Rating: 6854 + 7377 = 14231 votes 7377

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8822 Current Rating: 8822 + 7609 = 16431 votesCurrent Rating: 8822 + 7609 = 16431 votes 7609

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
5773 Current Rating: 5773 + 4546 = 10319 votesCurrent Rating: 5773 + 4546 = 10319 votes 4546

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3462 Current Rating: 3462 + 3343 = 6805 votesCurrent Rating: 3462 + 3343 = 6805 votes 3343

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3490 Current Rating: 3490 + 3694 = 7184 votesCurrent Rating: 3490 + 3694 = 7184 votes 3694

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
7994 Current Rating: 7994 + 7870 = 15864 votesCurrent Rating: 7994 + 7870 = 15864 votes 7870

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
4204 Current Rating: 4204 + 3923 = 8127 votesCurrent Rating: 4204 + 3923 = 8127 votes 3923

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4446 Current Rating: 4446 + 4163 = 8609 votesCurrent Rating: 4446 + 4163 = 8609 votes 4163

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
5286 Current Rating: 5286 + 4678 = 9964 votesCurrent Rating: 5286 + 4678 = 9964 votes 4678

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
5076 Current Rating: 5076 + 5986 = 11062 votesCurrent Rating: 5076 + 5986 = 11062 votes 5986

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
13197 Current Rating: 13197 + 13780 = 26977 votesCurrent Rating: 13197 + 13780 = 26977 votes 13780

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4649 Current Rating: 4649 + 4151 = 8800 votesCurrent Rating: 4649 + 4151 = 8800 votes 4151

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1555 Current Rating: 1555 + 1293 = 2848 votesCurrent Rating: 1555 + 1293 = 2848 votes 1293

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
3317 Current Rating: 3317 + 4537 = 7854 votesCurrent Rating: 3317 + 4537 = 7854 votes 4537


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
13431 Current Rating: 13431 + 15418 = 28849 votesCurrent Rating: 13431 + 15418 = 28849 votes 15418

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
9328 Current Rating: 9328 + 8224 = 17552 votesCurrent Rating: 9328 + 8224 = 17552 votes 8224

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
4234 Current Rating: 4234 + 3690 = 7924 votesCurrent Rating: 4234 + 3690 = 7924 votes 3690

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
12505 Current Rating: 12505 + 14539 = 27044 votesCurrent Rating: 12505 + 14539 = 27044 votes 14539

[397] 15: I Love you
34735 Current Rating: 34735 + 33877 = 68612 votesCurrent Rating: 34735 + 33877 = 68612 votes 33877

[396] 14: Hey, come on
6074 Current Rating: 6074 + 6440 = 12514 votesCurrent Rating: 6074 + 6440 = 12514 votes 6440

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
42955 Current Rating: 42955 + 57873 = 100828 votesCurrent Rating: 42955 + 57873 = 100828 votes 57873

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 3565 = 7573 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 3565 = 7573 votes 3565

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4425 Current Rating: 4425 + 4009 = 8434 votesCurrent Rating: 4425 + 4009 = 8434 votes 4009

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
4163 Current Rating: 4163 + 3983 = 8146 votesCurrent Rating: 4163 + 3983 = 8146 votes 3983

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3681 Current Rating: 3681 + 3494 = 7175 votesCurrent Rating: 3681 + 3494 = 7175 votes 3494

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5142 Current Rating: 5142 + 4700 = 9842 votesCurrent Rating: 5142 + 4700 = 9842 votes 4700

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
6283 Current Rating: 6283 + 6844 = 13127 votesCurrent Rating: 6283 + 6844 = 13127 votes 6844


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5630 Current Rating: 5630 + 5149 = 10779 votesCurrent Rating: 5630 + 5149 = 10779 votes 5149

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3546 Current Rating: 3546 + 3494 = 7040 votesCurrent Rating: 3546 + 3494 = 7040 votes 3494

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15572 Current Rating: 15572 + 15510 = 31082 votesCurrent Rating: 15572 + 15510 = 31082 votes 15510

[385] 25: Can you please call security
8922 Current Rating: 8922 + 9857 = 18779 votesCurrent Rating: 8922 + 9857 = 18779 votes 9857

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3763 Current Rating: 3763 + 3636 = 7399 votesCurrent Rating: 3763 + 3636 = 7399 votes 3636

[383] 23: This book says
4638 Current Rating: 4638 + 4043 = 8681 votesCurrent Rating: 4638 + 4043 = 8681 votes 4043

[382] 22: Tell your mother
4215 Current Rating: 4215 + 3758 = 7973 votesCurrent Rating: 4215 + 3758 = 7973 votes 3758

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
9964 Current Rating: 9964 + 8972 = 18936 votesCurrent Rating: 9964 + 8972 = 18936 votes 8972

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
5006 Current Rating: 5006 + 3973 = 8979 votesCurrent Rating: 5006 + 3973 = 8979 votes 3973

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4858 Current Rating: 4858 + 4533 = 9391 votesCurrent Rating: 4858 + 4533 = 9391 votes 4533

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
13179 Current Rating: 13179 + 25202 = 38381 votesCurrent Rating: 13179 + 25202 = 38381 votes 25202

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
13073 Current Rating: 13073 + 22073 = 35146 votesCurrent Rating: 13073 + 22073 = 35146 votes 22073

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
104304 Current Rating: 104304 + 107508 = 211812 votesCurrent Rating: 104304 + 107508 = 211812 votes 107508

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
6771 Current Rating: 6771 + 6730 = 13501 votesCurrent Rating: 6771 + 6730 = 13501 votes 6730

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6732 Current Rating: 6732 + 6328 = 13060 votesCurrent Rating: 6732 + 6328 = 13060 votes 6328

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4680 Current Rating: 4680 + 3831 = 8511 votesCurrent Rating: 4680 + 3831 = 8511 votes 3831

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10536 Current Rating: 10536 + 11085 = 21621 votesCurrent Rating: 10536 + 11085 = 21621 votes 11085

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
14813 Current Rating: 14813 + 15491 = 30304 votesCurrent Rating: 14813 + 15491 = 30304 votes 15491


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
7955 Current Rating: 7955 + 6981 = 14936 votesCurrent Rating: 7955 + 6981 = 14936 votes 6981

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
6052 Current Rating: 6052 + 4853 = 10905 votesCurrent Rating: 6052 + 4853 = 10905 votes 4853

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5514 Current Rating: 5514 + 4713 = 10227 votesCurrent Rating: 5514 + 4713 = 10227 votes 4713

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4757 Current Rating: 4757 + 3994 = 8751 votesCurrent Rating: 4757 + 3994 = 8751 votes 3994

[366] 22: You look like crap
4831 Current Rating: 4831 + 4274 = 9105 votesCurrent Rating: 4831 + 4274 = 9105 votes 4274

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
10774 Current Rating: 10774 + 10477 = 21251 votesCurrent Rating: 10774 + 10477 = 21251 votes 10477

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
13390 Current Rating: 13390 + 17378 = 30768 votesCurrent Rating: 13390 + 17378 = 30768 votes 17378

[363] 16: What happened to him?
7451 Current Rating: 7451 + 8063 = 15514 votesCurrent Rating: 7451 + 8063 = 15514 votes 8063

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4332 Current Rating: 4332 + 4000 = 8332 votesCurrent Rating: 4332 + 4000 = 8332 votes 4000

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
4168 Current Rating: 4168 + 4625 = 8793 votesCurrent Rating: 4168 + 4625 = 8793 votes 4625

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6365 Current Rating: 6365 + 6266 = 12631 votesCurrent Rating: 6365 + 6266 = 12631 votes 6266

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
5042 Current Rating: 5042 + 4258 = 9300 votesCurrent Rating: 5042 + 4258 = 9300 votes 4258

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4980 Current Rating: 4980 + 4672 = 9652 votesCurrent Rating: 4980 + 4672 = 9652 votes 4672

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12607 Current Rating: 12607 + 12234 = 24841 votesCurrent Rating: 12607 + 12234 = 24841 votes 12234

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3796 Current Rating: 3796 + 3984 = 7780 votesCurrent Rating: 3796 + 3984 = 7780 votes 3984

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3940 Current Rating: 3940 + 4045 = 7985 votesCurrent Rating: 3940 + 4045 = 7985 votes 4045

[354] 1: In the old days
5662 Current Rating: 5662 + 6259 = 11921 votesCurrent Rating: 5662 + 6259 = 11921 votes 6259


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
8234 Current Rating: 8234 + 7495 = 15729 votesCurrent Rating: 8234 + 7495 = 15729 votes 7495

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
4138 Current Rating: 4138 + 4089 = 8227 votesCurrent Rating: 4138 + 4089 = 8227 votes 4089

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
3160 Current Rating: 3160 + 3345 = 6505 votesCurrent Rating: 3160 + 3345 = 6505 votes 3345

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
4080 Current Rating: 4080 + 3800 = 7880 votesCurrent Rating: 4080 + 3800 = 7880 votes 3800

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
4004 Current Rating: 4004 + 3797 = 7801 votesCurrent Rating: 4004 + 3797 = 7801 votes 3797

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
4241 Current Rating: 4241 + 4343 = 8584 votesCurrent Rating: 4241 + 4343 = 8584 votes 4343

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4668 Current Rating: 4668 + 4457 = 9125 votesCurrent Rating: 4668 + 4457 = 9125 votes 4457

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
3148 Current Rating: 3148 + 3250 = 6398 votesCurrent Rating: 3148 + 3250 = 6398 votes 3250

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
3247 Current Rating: 3247 + 3539 = 6786 votesCurrent Rating: 3247 + 3539 = 6786 votes 3539

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
4268 Current Rating: 4268 + 3996 = 8264 votesCurrent Rating: 4268 + 3996 = 8264 votes 3996

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
4602 Current Rating: 4602 + 4006 = 8608 votesCurrent Rating: 4602 + 4006 = 8608 votes 4006

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2869 Current Rating: 2869 + 3248 = 6117 votesCurrent Rating: 2869 + 3248 = 6117 votes 3248

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
3648 Current Rating: 3648 + 4612 = 8260 votesCurrent Rating: 3648 + 4612 = 8260 votes 4612






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