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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3977 Current Rating: 3977 + 4109 = 8086 votesCurrent Rating: 3977 + 4109 = 8086 votes 4109

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
6130 Current Rating: 6130 + 6206 = 12336 votesCurrent Rating: 6130 + 6206 = 12336 votes 6206

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3183 Current Rating: 3183 + 3521 = 6704 votesCurrent Rating: 3183 + 3521 = 6704 votes 3521

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3217 Current Rating: 3217 + 3100 = 6317 votesCurrent Rating: 3217 + 3100 = 6317 votes 3100

[557] 19: Save a cow
3157 Current Rating: 3157 + 2784 = 5941 votesCurrent Rating: 3157 + 2784 = 5941 votes 2784

[556] 15: You know the idiom
14537 Current Rating: 14537 + 16636 = 31173 votesCurrent Rating: 14537 + 16636 = 31173 votes 16636

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
10151 Current Rating: 10151 + 11078 = 21229 votesCurrent Rating: 10151 + 11078 = 21229 votes 11078

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
14872 Current Rating: 14872 + 22285 = 37157 votesCurrent Rating: 14872 + 22285 = 37157 votes 22285

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12564 Current Rating: 12564 + 13976 = 26540 votesCurrent Rating: 12564 + 13976 = 26540 votes 13976

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
17965 Current Rating: 17965 + 62795 = 80760 votesCurrent Rating: 17965 + 62795 = 80760 votes 62795

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12485 Current Rating: 12485 + 15026 = 27511 votesCurrent Rating: 12485 + 15026 = 27511 votes 15026

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
6493 Current Rating: 6493 + 6190 = 12683 votesCurrent Rating: 6493 + 6190 = 12683 votes 6190

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6389 Current Rating: 6389 + 6327 = 12716 votesCurrent Rating: 6389 + 6327 = 12716 votes 6327

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4217 Current Rating: 4217 + 4240 = 8457 votesCurrent Rating: 4217 + 4240 = 8457 votes 4240

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18725 Current Rating: 18725 + 19141 = 37866 votesCurrent Rating: 18725 + 19141 = 37866 votes 19141


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10520 Current Rating: 10520 + 10857 = 21377 votesCurrent Rating: 10520 + 10857 = 21377 votes 10857

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6106 Current Rating: 6106 + 5890 = 11996 votesCurrent Rating: 6106 + 5890 = 11996 votes 5890

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7813 Current Rating: 7813 + 7736 = 15549 votesCurrent Rating: 7813 + 7736 = 15549 votes 7736

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12684 Current Rating: 12684 + 13368 = 26052 votesCurrent Rating: 12684 + 13368 = 26052 votes 13368

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5366 Current Rating: 5366 + 5221 = 10587 votesCurrent Rating: 5366 + 5221 = 10587 votes 5221

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12828 Current Rating: 12828 + 14222 = 27050 votesCurrent Rating: 12828 + 14222 = 27050 votes 14222

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11522 Current Rating: 11522 + 11073 = 22595 votesCurrent Rating: 11522 + 11073 = 22595 votes 11073

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20810 Current Rating: 20810 + 21384 = 42194 votesCurrent Rating: 20810 + 21384 = 42194 votes 21384

[538] 17: A real man
6493 Current Rating: 6493 + 6437 = 12930 votesCurrent Rating: 6493 + 6437 = 12930 votes 6437

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14250 Current Rating: 14250 + 14427 = 28677 votesCurrent Rating: 14250 + 14427 = 28677 votes 14427

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
6082 Current Rating: 6082 + 6154 = 12236 votesCurrent Rating: 6082 + 6154 = 12236 votes 6154

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16501 Current Rating: 16501 + 16992 = 33493 votesCurrent Rating: 16501 + 16992 = 33493 votes 16992

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14779 Current Rating: 14779 + 15250 = 30029 votesCurrent Rating: 14779 + 15250 = 30029 votes 15250

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13781 Current Rating: 13781 + 14098 = 27879 votesCurrent Rating: 13781 + 14098 = 27879 votes 14098

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10729 Current Rating: 10729 + 10539 = 21268 votesCurrent Rating: 10729 + 10539 = 21268 votes 10539

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2321 Current Rating: 2321 + 2659 = 4980 votesCurrent Rating: 2321 + 2659 = 4980 votes 2659

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1708 Current Rating: 1708 + 1788 = 3496 votesCurrent Rating: 1708 + 1788 = 3496 votes 1788

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3356 Current Rating: 3356 + 3724 = 7080 votesCurrent Rating: 3356 + 3724 = 7080 votes 3724

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1711 Current Rating: 1711 + 1321 = 3032 votesCurrent Rating: 1711 + 1321 = 3032 votes 1321

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 1237 = 2327 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 1237 = 2327 votes 1237

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1345 Current Rating: 1345 + 1453 = 2798 votesCurrent Rating: 1345 + 1453 = 2798 votes 1453


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1438 Current Rating: 1438 + 1450 = 2888 votesCurrent Rating: 1438 + 1450 = 2888 votes 1450

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1801 Current Rating: 1801 + 3478 = 5279 votesCurrent Rating: 1801 + 3478 = 5279 votes 3478

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1915 Current Rating: 1915 + 2446 = 4361 votesCurrent Rating: 1915 + 2446 = 4361 votes 2446

[522] 26: Hey babe
2381 Current Rating: 2381 + 3004 = 5385 votesCurrent Rating: 2381 + 3004 = 5385 votes 3004

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4992 Current Rating: 4992 + 5515 = 10507 votesCurrent Rating: 4992 + 5515 = 10507 votes 5515

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7341 Current Rating: 7341 + 7600 = 14941 votesCurrent Rating: 7341 + 7600 = 14941 votes 7600

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24866 Current Rating: 24866 + 26449 = 51315 votesCurrent Rating: 24866 + 26449 = 51315 votes 26449

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9282 Current Rating: 9282 + 9236 = 18518 votesCurrent Rating: 9282 + 9236 = 18518 votes 9236

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12250 Current Rating: 12250 + 12744 = 24994 votesCurrent Rating: 12250 + 12744 = 24994 votes 12744

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
10147 Current Rating: 10147 + 10741 = 20888 votesCurrent Rating: 10147 + 10741 = 20888 votes 10741

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26673 Current Rating: 26673 + 27936 = 54609 votesCurrent Rating: 26673 + 27936 = 54609 votes 27936

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
37778 Current Rating: 37778 + 38628 = 76406 votesCurrent Rating: 37778 + 38628 = 76406 votes 38628

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24515 Current Rating: 24515 + 25439 = 49954 votesCurrent Rating: 24515 + 25439 = 49954 votes 25439

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11333 Current Rating: 11333 + 11665 = 22998 votesCurrent Rating: 11333 + 11665 = 22998 votes 11665

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27387 Current Rating: 27387 + 27865 = 55252 votesCurrent Rating: 27387 + 27865 = 55252 votes 27865

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1642 Current Rating: 1642 + 1727 = 3369 votesCurrent Rating: 1642 + 1727 = 3369 votes 1727

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28533 Current Rating: 28533 + 29073 = 57606 votesCurrent Rating: 28533 + 29073 = 57606 votes 29073

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6290 Current Rating: 6290 + 6441 = 12731 votesCurrent Rating: 6290 + 6441 = 12731 votes 6441

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11974 Current Rating: 11974 + 12289 = 24263 votesCurrent Rating: 11974 + 12289 = 24263 votes 12289

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8902 Current Rating: 8902 + 8509 = 17411 votesCurrent Rating: 8902 + 8509 = 17411 votes 8509

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
7206 Current Rating: 7206 + 7064 = 14270 votesCurrent Rating: 7206 + 7064 = 14270 votes 7064


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
25032 Current Rating: 25032 + 29879 = 54911 votesCurrent Rating: 25032 + 29879 = 54911 votes 29879

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4868 Current Rating: 4868 + 4800 = 9668 votesCurrent Rating: 4868 + 4800 = 9668 votes 4800

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3891 Current Rating: 3891 + 3769 = 7660 votesCurrent Rating: 3891 + 3769 = 7660 votes 3769

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7543 Current Rating: 7543 + 7435 = 14978 votesCurrent Rating: 7543 + 7435 = 14978 votes 7435

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
6051 Current Rating: 6051 + 6360 = 12411 votesCurrent Rating: 6051 + 6360 = 12411 votes 6360

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5947 Current Rating: 5947 + 5771 = 11718 votesCurrent Rating: 5947 + 5771 = 11718 votes 5771

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
4087 Current Rating: 4087 + 4004 = 8091 votesCurrent Rating: 4087 + 4004 = 8091 votes 4004

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5258 Current Rating: 5258 + 5148 = 10406 votesCurrent Rating: 5258 + 5148 = 10406 votes 5148

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
4187 Current Rating: 4187 + 4150 = 8337 votesCurrent Rating: 4187 + 4150 = 8337 votes 4150

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11826 Current Rating: 11826 + 16564 = 28390 votesCurrent Rating: 11826 + 16564 = 28390 votes 16564

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13576 Current Rating: 13576 + 15745 = 29321 votesCurrent Rating: 13576 + 15745 = 29321 votes 15745

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8877 Current Rating: 8877 + 8520 = 17397 votesCurrent Rating: 8877 + 8520 = 17397 votes 8520

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8739 Current Rating: 8739 + 8318 = 17057 votesCurrent Rating: 8739 + 8318 = 17057 votes 8318

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
7591 Current Rating: 7591 + 7037 = 14628 votesCurrent Rating: 7591 + 7037 = 14628 votes 7037

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7702 Current Rating: 7702 + 7297 = 14999 votesCurrent Rating: 7702 + 7297 = 14999 votes 7297

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20855 Current Rating: 20855 + 20750 = 41605 votesCurrent Rating: 20855 + 20750 = 41605 votes 20750

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11700 Current Rating: 11700 + 11966 = 23666 votesCurrent Rating: 11700 + 11966 = 23666 votes 11966

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9537 Current Rating: 9537 + 10367 = 19904 votesCurrent Rating: 9537 + 10367 = 19904 votes 10367

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8920 Current Rating: 8920 + 8850 = 17770 votesCurrent Rating: 8920 + 8850 = 17770 votes 8850

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10640 Current Rating: 10640 + 10722 = 21362 votesCurrent Rating: 10640 + 10722 = 21362 votes 10722

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31603 Current Rating: 31603 + 32094 = 63697 votesCurrent Rating: 31603 + 32094 = 63697 votes 32094

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9329 Current Rating: 9329 + 9097 = 18426 votesCurrent Rating: 9329 + 9097 = 18426 votes 9097


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
9723 Current Rating: 9723 + 10501 = 20224 votesCurrent Rating: 9723 + 10501 = 20224 votes 10501

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12852 Current Rating: 12852 + 14463 = 27315 votesCurrent Rating: 12852 + 14463 = 27315 votes 14463

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12946 Current Rating: 12946 + 14481 = 27427 votesCurrent Rating: 12946 + 14481 = 27427 votes 14481

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27790 Current Rating: 27790 + 28173 = 55963 votesCurrent Rating: 27790 + 28173 = 55963 votes 28173

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
12338 Current Rating: 12338 + 14042 = 26380 votesCurrent Rating: 12338 + 14042 = 26380 votes 14042

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
27951 Current Rating: 27951 + 34365 = 62316 votesCurrent Rating: 27951 + 34365 = 62316 votes 34365

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
11054 Current Rating: 11054 + 11699 = 22753 votesCurrent Rating: 11054 + 11699 = 22753 votes 11699

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10437 Current Rating: 10437 + 10226 = 20663 votesCurrent Rating: 10437 + 10226 = 20663 votes 10226

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
26811 Current Rating: 26811 + 26476 = 53287 votesCurrent Rating: 26811 + 26476 = 53287 votes 26476

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
9187 Current Rating: 9187 + 8851 = 18038 votesCurrent Rating: 9187 + 8851 = 18038 votes 8851

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
14067 Current Rating: 14067 + 15036 = 29103 votesCurrent Rating: 14067 + 15036 = 29103 votes 15036

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11481 Current Rating: 11481 + 10854 = 22335 votesCurrent Rating: 11481 + 10854 = 22335 votes 10854

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
11184 Current Rating: 11184 + 10436 = 21620 votesCurrent Rating: 11184 + 10436 = 21620 votes 10436

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7797 Current Rating: 7797 + 6963 = 14760 votesCurrent Rating: 7797 + 6963 = 14760 votes 6963

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4946 Current Rating: 4946 + 4360 = 9306 votesCurrent Rating: 4946 + 4360 = 9306 votes 4360

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6610 Current Rating: 6610 + 5905 = 12515 votesCurrent Rating: 6610 + 5905 = 12515 votes 5905

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9421 Current Rating: 9421 + 8724 = 18145 votesCurrent Rating: 9421 + 8724 = 18145 votes 8724

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5747 Current Rating: 5747 + 5399 = 11146 votesCurrent Rating: 5747 + 5399 = 11146 votes 5399

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4993 Current Rating: 4993 + 5184 = 10177 votesCurrent Rating: 4993 + 5184 = 10177 votes 5184

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5627 Current Rating: 5627 + 5010 = 10637 votesCurrent Rating: 5627 + 5010 = 10637 votes 5010

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14181 Current Rating: 14181 + 13937 = 28118 votesCurrent Rating: 14181 + 13937 = 28118 votes 13937


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
9209 Current Rating: 9209 + 11107 = 20316 votesCurrent Rating: 9209 + 11107 = 20316 votes 11107

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4234 Current Rating: 4234 + 3848 = 8082 votesCurrent Rating: 4234 + 3848 = 8082 votes 3848

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
2015 Current Rating: 2015 + 1724 = 3739 votesCurrent Rating: 2015 + 1724 = 3739 votes 1724

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
4168 Current Rating: 4168 + 3642 = 7810 votesCurrent Rating: 4168 + 3642 = 7810 votes 3642

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3548 Current Rating: 3548 + 3102 = 6650 votesCurrent Rating: 3548 + 3102 = 6650 votes 3102

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6677 Current Rating: 6677 + 6602 = 13279 votesCurrent Rating: 6677 + 6602 = 13279 votes 6602

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4804 Current Rating: 4804 + 4028 = 8832 votesCurrent Rating: 4804 + 4028 = 8832 votes 4028

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2245 Current Rating: 2245 + 2619 = 4864 votesCurrent Rating: 2245 + 2619 = 4864 votes 2619

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2958 Current Rating: 2958 + 2728 = 5686 votesCurrent Rating: 2958 + 2728 = 5686 votes 2728

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2343 Current Rating: 2343 + 2388 = 4731 votesCurrent Rating: 2343 + 2388 = 4731 votes 2388

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1980 Current Rating: 1980 + 1890 = 3870 votesCurrent Rating: 1980 + 1890 = 3870 votes 1890

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3788 Current Rating: 3788 + 3359 = 7147 votesCurrent Rating: 3788 + 3359 = 7147 votes 3359

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2536 Current Rating: 2536 + 2415 = 4951 votesCurrent Rating: 2536 + 2415 = 4951 votes 2415

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5940 Current Rating: 5940 + 5491 = 11431 votesCurrent Rating: 5940 + 5491 = 11431 votes 5491

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3964 Current Rating: 3964 + 4025 = 7989 votesCurrent Rating: 3964 + 4025 = 7989 votes 4025

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3095 Current Rating: 3095 + 2841 = 5936 votesCurrent Rating: 3095 + 2841 = 5936 votes 2841

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6973 Current Rating: 6973 + 6635 = 13608 votesCurrent Rating: 6973 + 6635 = 13608 votes 6635

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2909 Current Rating: 2909 + 3104 = 6013 votesCurrent Rating: 2909 + 3104 = 6013 votes 3104

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
3850 Current Rating: 3850 + 3761 = 7611 votesCurrent Rating: 3850 + 3761 = 7611 votes 3761

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
6091 Current Rating: 6091 + 6427 = 12518 votesCurrent Rating: 6091 + 6427 = 12518 votes 6427

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17355 Current Rating: 17355 + 16964 = 34319 votesCurrent Rating: 17355 + 16964 = 34319 votes 16964


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2550 Current Rating: 2550 + 2709 = 5259 votesCurrent Rating: 2550 + 2709 = 5259 votes 2709

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
5227 Current Rating: 5227 + 4659 = 9886 votesCurrent Rating: 5227 + 4659 = 9886 votes 4659

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
53249 Current Rating: 53249 + 54746 = 107995 votesCurrent Rating: 53249 + 54746 = 107995 votes 54746

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
264059 Current Rating: 264059 + 259337 = 523396 votesCurrent Rating: 264059 + 259337 = 523396 votes 259337

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15216 Current Rating: 15216 + 15592 = 30808 votesCurrent Rating: 15216 + 15592 = 30808 votes 15592

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2701 Current Rating: 2701 + 2556 = 5257 votesCurrent Rating: 2701 + 2556 = 5257 votes 2556

[434] 21: If you went camping
3022 Current Rating: 3022 + 3370 = 6392 votesCurrent Rating: 3022 + 3370 = 6392 votes 3370

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11535 Current Rating: 11535 + 18304 = 29839 votesCurrent Rating: 11535 + 18304 = 29839 votes 18304

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
12314 Current Rating: 12314 + 15787 = 28101 votesCurrent Rating: 12314 + 15787 = 28101 votes 15787

[431] 14: I saw a news program
4358 Current Rating: 4358 + 4153 = 8511 votesCurrent Rating: 4358 + 4153 = 8511 votes 4153

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
3243 Current Rating: 3243 + 4935 = 8178 votesCurrent Rating: 3243 + 4935 = 8178 votes 4935

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2597 Current Rating: 2597 + 2797 = 5394 votesCurrent Rating: 2597 + 2797 = 5394 votes 2797

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
3772 Current Rating: 3772 + 3463 = 7235 votesCurrent Rating: 3772 + 3463 = 7235 votes 3463

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2954 Current Rating: 2954 + 2866 = 5820 votesCurrent Rating: 2954 + 2866 = 5820 votes 2866

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2907 Current Rating: 2907 + 2836 = 5743 votesCurrent Rating: 2907 + 2836 = 5743 votes 2836

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
8605 Current Rating: 8605 + 9678 = 18283 votesCurrent Rating: 8605 + 9678 = 18283 votes 9678

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2593 Current Rating: 2593 + 2423 = 5016 votesCurrent Rating: 2593 + 2423 = 5016 votes 2423

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2900 Current Rating: 2900 + 3391 = 6291 votesCurrent Rating: 2900 + 3391 = 6291 votes 3391

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3254 Current Rating: 3254 + 2897 = 6151 votesCurrent Rating: 3254 + 2897 = 6151 votes 2897


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2750 Current Rating: 2750 + 2891 = 5641 votesCurrent Rating: 2750 + 2891 = 5641 votes 2891

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3896 Current Rating: 3896 + 3489 = 7385 votesCurrent Rating: 3896 + 3489 = 7385 votes 3489

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3827 Current Rating: 3827 + 3331 = 7158 votesCurrent Rating: 3827 + 3331 = 7158 votes 3331

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3663 Current Rating: 3663 + 3293 = 6956 votesCurrent Rating: 3663 + 3293 = 6956 votes 3293

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2899 Current Rating: 2899 + 2944 = 5843 votesCurrent Rating: 2899 + 2944 = 5843 votes 2944

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4154 Current Rating: 4154 + 3773 = 7927 votesCurrent Rating: 4154 + 3773 = 7927 votes 3773

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6691 Current Rating: 6691 + 7094 = 13785 votesCurrent Rating: 6691 + 7094 = 13785 votes 7094

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8521 Current Rating: 8521 + 7512 = 16033 votesCurrent Rating: 8521 + 7512 = 16033 votes 7512

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
4156 Current Rating: 4156 + 4099 = 8255 votesCurrent Rating: 4156 + 4099 = 8255 votes 4099

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3316 Current Rating: 3316 + 3192 = 6508 votesCurrent Rating: 3316 + 3192 = 6508 votes 3192

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3305 Current Rating: 3305 + 3595 = 6900 votesCurrent Rating: 3305 + 3595 = 6900 votes 3595

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
7506 Current Rating: 7506 + 7760 = 15266 votesCurrent Rating: 7506 + 7760 = 15266 votes 7760

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
4042 Current Rating: 4042 + 3768 = 7810 votesCurrent Rating: 4042 + 3768 = 7810 votes 3768

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4244 Current Rating: 4244 + 4032 = 8276 votesCurrent Rating: 4244 + 4032 = 8276 votes 4032

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
5098 Current Rating: 5098 + 4499 = 9597 votesCurrent Rating: 5098 + 4499 = 9597 votes 4499

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4999 Current Rating: 4999 + 5915 = 10914 votesCurrent Rating: 4999 + 5915 = 10914 votes 5915

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
12675 Current Rating: 12675 + 13043 = 25718 votesCurrent Rating: 12675 + 13043 = 25718 votes 13043

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4486 Current Rating: 4486 + 3996 = 8482 votesCurrent Rating: 4486 + 3996 = 8482 votes 3996

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1171 = 2591 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1171 = 2591 votes 1171

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2811 Current Rating: 2811 + 3490 = 6301 votesCurrent Rating: 2811 + 3490 = 6301 votes 3490


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
13065 Current Rating: 13065 + 14878 = 27943 votesCurrent Rating: 13065 + 14878 = 27943 votes 14878

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
8748 Current Rating: 8748 + 7989 = 16737 votesCurrent Rating: 8748 + 7989 = 16737 votes 7989

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
4087 Current Rating: 4087 + 3557 = 7644 votesCurrent Rating: 4087 + 3557 = 7644 votes 3557

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
12156 Current Rating: 12156 + 13771 = 25927 votesCurrent Rating: 12156 + 13771 = 25927 votes 13771

[397] 15: I Love you
33064 Current Rating: 33064 + 33487 = 66551 votesCurrent Rating: 33064 + 33487 = 66551 votes 33487

[396] 14: Hey, come on
5629 Current Rating: 5629 + 6308 = 11937 votesCurrent Rating: 5629 + 6308 = 11937 votes 6308

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
33753 Current Rating: 33753 + 31231 = 64984 votesCurrent Rating: 33753 + 31231 = 64984 votes 31231

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3862 Current Rating: 3862 + 3436 = 7298 votesCurrent Rating: 3862 + 3436 = 7298 votes 3436

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4260 Current Rating: 4260 + 3928 = 8188 votesCurrent Rating: 4260 + 3928 = 8188 votes 3928

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3977 Current Rating: 3977 + 3803 = 7780 votesCurrent Rating: 3977 + 3803 = 7780 votes 3803

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3503 Current Rating: 3503 + 3321 = 6824 votesCurrent Rating: 3503 + 3321 = 6824 votes 3321

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5074 Current Rating: 5074 + 4628 = 9702 votesCurrent Rating: 5074 + 4628 = 9702 votes 4628

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
5242 Current Rating: 5242 + 6440 = 11682 votesCurrent Rating: 5242 + 6440 = 11682 votes 6440


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5382 Current Rating: 5382 + 4942 = 10324 votesCurrent Rating: 5382 + 4942 = 10324 votes 4942

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3323 Current Rating: 3323 + 3264 = 6587 votesCurrent Rating: 3323 + 3264 = 6587 votes 3264

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15354 Current Rating: 15354 + 15267 = 30621 votesCurrent Rating: 15354 + 15267 = 30621 votes 15267

[385] 25: Can you please call security
8574 Current Rating: 8574 + 9701 = 18275 votesCurrent Rating: 8574 + 9701 = 18275 votes 9701

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3643 Current Rating: 3643 + 3535 = 7178 votesCurrent Rating: 3643 + 3535 = 7178 votes 3535

[383] 23: This book says
4511 Current Rating: 4511 + 3915 = 8426 votesCurrent Rating: 4511 + 3915 = 8426 votes 3915

[382] 22: Tell your mother
4004 Current Rating: 4004 + 3558 = 7562 votesCurrent Rating: 4004 + 3558 = 7562 votes 3558

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
9500 Current Rating: 9500 + 8799 = 18299 votesCurrent Rating: 9500 + 8799 = 18299 votes 8799

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
4507 Current Rating: 4507 + 3770 = 8277 votesCurrent Rating: 4507 + 3770 = 8277 votes 3770

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4729 Current Rating: 4729 + 4405 = 9134 votesCurrent Rating: 4729 + 4405 = 9134 votes 4405

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
12831 Current Rating: 12831 + 22100 = 34931 votesCurrent Rating: 12831 + 22100 = 34931 votes 22100

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
12824 Current Rating: 12824 + 20038 = 32862 votesCurrent Rating: 12824 + 20038 = 32862 votes 20038

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
88323 Current Rating: 88323 + 84049 = 172372 votesCurrent Rating: 88323 + 84049 = 172372 votes 84049

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
6289 Current Rating: 6289 + 6488 = 12777 votesCurrent Rating: 6289 + 6488 = 12777 votes 6488

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6510 Current Rating: 6510 + 6183 = 12693 votesCurrent Rating: 6510 + 6183 = 12693 votes 6183

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4474 Current Rating: 4474 + 3691 = 8165 votesCurrent Rating: 4474 + 3691 = 8165 votes 3691

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10348 Current Rating: 10348 + 10873 = 21221 votesCurrent Rating: 10348 + 10873 = 21221 votes 10873

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
14032 Current Rating: 14032 + 15032 = 29064 votesCurrent Rating: 14032 + 15032 = 29064 votes 15032


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
6364 Current Rating: 6364 + 6667 = 13031 votesCurrent Rating: 6364 + 6667 = 13031 votes 6667

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
5672 Current Rating: 5672 + 4684 = 10356 votesCurrent Rating: 5672 + 4684 = 10356 votes 4684

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5286 Current Rating: 5286 + 4524 = 9810 votesCurrent Rating: 5286 + 4524 = 9810 votes 4524

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4521 Current Rating: 4521 + 3862 = 8383 votesCurrent Rating: 4521 + 3862 = 8383 votes 3862

[366] 22: You look like crap
4438 Current Rating: 4438 + 4111 = 8549 votesCurrent Rating: 4438 + 4111 = 8549 votes 4111

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
8997 Current Rating: 8997 + 9884 = 18881 votesCurrent Rating: 8997 + 9884 = 18881 votes 9884

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
13201 Current Rating: 13201 + 16917 = 30118 votesCurrent Rating: 13201 + 16917 = 30118 votes 16917

[363] 16: What happened to him?
7098 Current Rating: 7098 + 7907 = 15005 votesCurrent Rating: 7098 + 7907 = 15005 votes 7907

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4232 Current Rating: 4232 + 3931 = 8163 votesCurrent Rating: 4232 + 3931 = 8163 votes 3931

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3984 Current Rating: 3984 + 4479 = 8463 votesCurrent Rating: 3984 + 4479 = 8463 votes 4479

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6165 Current Rating: 6165 + 6139 = 12304 votesCurrent Rating: 6165 + 6139 = 12304 votes 6139

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4951 Current Rating: 4951 + 4175 = 9126 votesCurrent Rating: 4951 + 4175 = 9126 votes 4175

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4822 Current Rating: 4822 + 4520 = 9342 votesCurrent Rating: 4822 + 4520 = 9342 votes 4520

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12355 Current Rating: 12355 + 11805 = 24160 votesCurrent Rating: 12355 + 11805 = 24160 votes 11805

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3648 Current Rating: 3648 + 3844 = 7492 votesCurrent Rating: 3648 + 3844 = 7492 votes 3844

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3740 Current Rating: 3740 + 3911 = 7651 votesCurrent Rating: 3740 + 3911 = 7651 votes 3911

[354] 1: In the old days
5496 Current Rating: 5496 + 6094 = 11590 votesCurrent Rating: 5496 + 6094 = 11590 votes 6094


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
8024 Current Rating: 8024 + 7333 = 15357 votesCurrent Rating: 8024 + 7333 = 15357 votes 7333

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3943 Current Rating: 3943 + 3908 = 7851 votesCurrent Rating: 3943 + 3908 = 7851 votes 3908

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
3058 Current Rating: 3058 + 3229 = 6287 votesCurrent Rating: 3058 + 3229 = 6287 votes 3229

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3866 Current Rating: 3866 + 3722 = 7588 votesCurrent Rating: 3866 + 3722 = 7588 votes 3722

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3848 Current Rating: 3848 + 3641 = 7489 votesCurrent Rating: 3848 + 3641 = 7489 votes 3641

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
4060 Current Rating: 4060 + 4166 = 8226 votesCurrent Rating: 4060 + 4166 = 8226 votes 4166

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4525 Current Rating: 4525 + 4358 = 8883 votesCurrent Rating: 4525 + 4358 = 8883 votes 4358

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2938 Current Rating: 2938 + 3034 = 5972 votesCurrent Rating: 2938 + 3034 = 5972 votes 3034

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
3023 Current Rating: 3023 + 3319 = 6342 votesCurrent Rating: 3023 + 3319 = 6342 votes 3319

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3794 Current Rating: 3794 + 3839 = 7633 votesCurrent Rating: 3794 + 3839 = 7633 votes 3839

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
4129 Current Rating: 4129 + 3813 = 7942 votesCurrent Rating: 4129 + 3813 = 7942 votes 3813

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2689 Current Rating: 2689 + 3092 = 5781 votesCurrent Rating: 2689 + 3092 = 5781 votes 3092

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
3218 Current Rating: 3218 + 4282 = 7500 votesCurrent Rating: 3218 + 4282 = 7500 votes 4282






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