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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
5817 Current Rating: 5817 + 5328 = 11145 votesCurrent Rating: 5817 + 5328 = 11145 votes 5328

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
8312 Current Rating: 8312 + 9596 = 17908 votesCurrent Rating: 8312 + 9596 = 17908 votes 9596

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
4818 Current Rating: 4818 + 4403 = 9221 votesCurrent Rating: 4818 + 4403 = 9221 votes 4403

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
4863 Current Rating: 4863 + 3956 = 8819 votesCurrent Rating: 4863 + 3956 = 8819 votes 3956

[557] 19: Save a cow
5339 Current Rating: 5339 + 8001 = 13340 votesCurrent Rating: 5339 + 8001 = 13340 votes 8001

[556] 15: You know the idiom
17413 Current Rating: 17413 + 18407 = 35820 votesCurrent Rating: 17413 + 18407 = 35820 votes 18407

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
12440 Current Rating: 12440 + 14391 = 26831 votesCurrent Rating: 12440 + 14391 = 26831 votes 14391

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
18364 Current Rating: 18364 + 26284 = 44648 votesCurrent Rating: 18364 + 26284 = 44648 votes 26284

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
15052 Current Rating: 15052 + 16787 = 31839 votesCurrent Rating: 15052 + 16787 = 31839 votes 16787

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
21946 Current Rating: 21946 + 25951 = 47897 votesCurrent Rating: 21946 + 25951 = 47897 votes 25951

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
14648 Current Rating: 14648 + 17406 = 32054 votesCurrent Rating: 14648 + 17406 = 32054 votes 17406

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
8469 Current Rating: 8469 + 9229 = 17698 votesCurrent Rating: 8469 + 9229 = 17698 votes 9229

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
7823 Current Rating: 7823 + 9122 = 16945 votesCurrent Rating: 7823 + 9122 = 16945 votes 9122

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
6086 Current Rating: 6086 + 5488 = 11574 votesCurrent Rating: 6086 + 5488 = 11574 votes 5488

[547] 1: I think all of those people
20653 Current Rating: 20653 + 24423 = 45076 votesCurrent Rating: 20653 + 24423 = 45076 votes 24423


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
12408 Current Rating: 12408 + 14979 = 27387 votesCurrent Rating: 12408 + 14979 = 27387 votes 14979

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
7600 Current Rating: 7600 + 6809 = 14409 votesCurrent Rating: 7600 + 6809 = 14409 votes 6809

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
9194 Current Rating: 9194 + 11616 = 20810 votesCurrent Rating: 9194 + 11616 = 20810 votes 11616

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
14485 Current Rating: 14485 + 16490 = 30975 votesCurrent Rating: 14485 + 16490 = 30975 votes 16490

[542] 23: Have you noticed
7362 Current Rating: 7362 + 6523 = 13885 votesCurrent Rating: 7362 + 6523 = 13885 votes 6523

[541] 22: I canít believe it
14888 Current Rating: 14888 + 15459 = 30347 votesCurrent Rating: 14888 + 15459 = 30347 votes 15459

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
13570 Current Rating: 13570 + 14363 = 27933 votesCurrent Rating: 13570 + 14363 = 27933 votes 14363

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
22667 Current Rating: 22667 + 26511 = 49178 votesCurrent Rating: 22667 + 26511 = 49178 votes 26511

[538] 17: A real man
8081 Current Rating: 8081 + 9433 = 17514 votesCurrent Rating: 8081 + 9433 = 17514 votes 9433

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
16585 Current Rating: 16585 + 18744 = 35329 votesCurrent Rating: 16585 + 18744 = 35329 votes 18744

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
7934 Current Rating: 7934 + 9423 = 17357 votesCurrent Rating: 7934 + 9423 = 17357 votes 9423

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
18288 Current Rating: 18288 + 21021 = 39309 votesCurrent Rating: 18288 + 21021 = 39309 votes 21021

[534] 11: Thanks Google
17115 Current Rating: 17115 + 19537 = 36652 votesCurrent Rating: 17115 + 19537 = 36652 votes 19537

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
15533 Current Rating: 15533 + 17954 = 33487 votesCurrent Rating: 15533 + 17954 = 33487 votes 17954

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
12882 Current Rating: 12882 + 14908 = 27790 votesCurrent Rating: 12882 + 14908 = 27790 votes 14908

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
4100 Current Rating: 4100 + 3715 = 7815 votesCurrent Rating: 4100 + 3715 = 7815 votes 3715

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
3572 Current Rating: 3572 + 2943 = 6515 votesCurrent Rating: 3572 + 2943 = 6515 votes 2943

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
5327 Current Rating: 5327 + 4835 = 10162 votesCurrent Rating: 5327 + 4835 = 10162 votes 4835

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
3490 Current Rating: 3490 + 4448 = 7938 votesCurrent Rating: 3490 + 4448 = 7938 votes 4448

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
3058 Current Rating: 3058 + 2468 = 5526 votesCurrent Rating: 3058 + 2468 = 5526 votes 2468

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
3075 Current Rating: 3075 + 2488 = 5563 votesCurrent Rating: 3075 + 2488 = 5563 votes 2488


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
3280 Current Rating: 3280 + 2573 = 5853 votesCurrent Rating: 3280 + 2573 = 5853 votes 2573

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
3686 Current Rating: 3686 + 4904 = 8590 votesCurrent Rating: 3686 + 4904 = 8590 votes 4904

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
3956 Current Rating: 3956 + 3870 = 7826 votesCurrent Rating: 3956 + 3870 = 7826 votes 3870

[522] 26: Hey babe
4093 Current Rating: 4093 + 4070 = 8163 votesCurrent Rating: 4093 + 4070 = 8163 votes 4070

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
6876 Current Rating: 6876 + 6773 = 13649 votesCurrent Rating: 6876 + 6773 = 13649 votes 6773

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
8824 Current Rating: 8824 + 10561 = 19385 votesCurrent Rating: 8824 + 10561 = 19385 votes 10561

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
26627 Current Rating: 26627 + 27496 = 54123 votesCurrent Rating: 26627 + 27496 = 54123 votes 27496

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
11071 Current Rating: 11071 + 13189 = 24260 votesCurrent Rating: 11071 + 13189 = 24260 votes 13189

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
14156 Current Rating: 14156 + 16825 = 30981 votesCurrent Rating: 14156 + 16825 = 30981 votes 16825

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
12193 Current Rating: 12193 + 14870 = 27063 votesCurrent Rating: 12193 + 14870 = 27063 votes 14870

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
28879 Current Rating: 28879 + 29306 = 58185 votesCurrent Rating: 28879 + 29306 = 58185 votes 29306

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
43970 Current Rating: 43970 + 45965 = 89935 votesCurrent Rating: 43970 + 45965 = 89935 votes 45965

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
26369 Current Rating: 26369 + 26550 = 52919 votesCurrent Rating: 26369 + 26550 = 52919 votes 26550

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
13502 Current Rating: 13502 + 15124 = 28626 votesCurrent Rating: 13502 + 15124 = 28626 votes 15124

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
28865 Current Rating: 28865 + 30654 = 59519 votesCurrent Rating: 28865 + 30654 = 59519 votes 30654

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
3662 Current Rating: 3662 + 3053 = 6715 votesCurrent Rating: 3662 + 3053 = 6715 votes 3053

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
30297 Current Rating: 30297 + 37155 = 67452 votesCurrent Rating: 30297 + 37155 = 67452 votes 37155

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
7799 Current Rating: 7799 + 9362 = 17161 votesCurrent Rating: 7799 + 9362 = 17161 votes 9362

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
14289 Current Rating: 14289 + 16805 = 31094 votesCurrent Rating: 14289 + 16805 = 31094 votes 16805

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
11321 Current Rating: 11321 + 12953 = 24274 votesCurrent Rating: 11321 + 12953 = 24274 votes 12953

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
9478 Current Rating: 9478 + 10490 = 19968 votesCurrent Rating: 9478 + 10490 = 19968 votes 10490


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
30343 Current Rating: 30343 + 32605 = 62948 votesCurrent Rating: 30343 + 32605 = 62948 votes 32605

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
6427 Current Rating: 6427 + 5772 = 12199 votesCurrent Rating: 6427 + 5772 = 12199 votes 5772

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
5712 Current Rating: 5712 + 6724 = 12436 votesCurrent Rating: 5712 + 6724 = 12436 votes 6724

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
9359 Current Rating: 9359 + 11648 = 21007 votesCurrent Rating: 9359 + 11648 = 21007 votes 11648

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
7682 Current Rating: 7682 + 9415 = 17097 votesCurrent Rating: 7682 + 9415 = 17097 votes 9415

[499] 23: You need to cut down
8014 Current Rating: 8014 + 10104 = 18118 votesCurrent Rating: 8014 + 10104 = 18118 votes 10104

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
5859 Current Rating: 5859 + 5168 = 11027 votesCurrent Rating: 5859 + 5168 = 11027 votes 5168

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
7191 Current Rating: 7191 + 6439 = 13630 votesCurrent Rating: 7191 + 6439 = 13630 votes 6439

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
6413 Current Rating: 6413 + 5544 = 11957 votesCurrent Rating: 6413 + 5544 = 11957 votes 5544

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
15138 Current Rating: 15138 + 20298 = 35436 votesCurrent Rating: 15138 + 20298 = 35436 votes 20298

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
15728 Current Rating: 15728 + 17401 = 33129 votesCurrent Rating: 15728 + 17401 = 33129 votes 17401

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
10840 Current Rating: 10840 + 12650 = 23490 votesCurrent Rating: 10840 + 12650 = 23490 votes 12650

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
10106 Current Rating: 10106 + 11159 = 21265 votesCurrent Rating: 10106 + 11159 = 21265 votes 11159

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
9686 Current Rating: 9686 + 10177 = 19863 votesCurrent Rating: 9686 + 10177 = 19863 votes 10177

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
8961 Current Rating: 8961 + 10992 = 19953 votesCurrent Rating: 8961 + 10992 = 19953 votes 10992

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
23186 Current Rating: 23186 + 25172 = 48358 votesCurrent Rating: 23186 + 25172 = 48358 votes 25172

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
14030 Current Rating: 14030 + 15493 = 29523 votesCurrent Rating: 14030 + 15493 = 29523 votes 15493

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
11424 Current Rating: 11424 + 13316 = 24740 votesCurrent Rating: 11424 + 13316 = 24740 votes 13316

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
11425 Current Rating: 11425 + 13429 = 24854 votesCurrent Rating: 11425 + 13429 = 24854 votes 13429

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
12708 Current Rating: 12708 + 15042 = 27750 votesCurrent Rating: 12708 + 15042 = 27750 votes 15042

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
33326 Current Rating: 33326 + 37032 = 70358 votesCurrent Rating: 33326 + 37032 = 70358 votes 37032

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
11192 Current Rating: 11192 + 13153 = 24345 votesCurrent Rating: 11192 + 13153 = 24345 votes 13153


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
12406 Current Rating: 12406 + 14686 = 27092 votesCurrent Rating: 12406 + 14686 = 27092 votes 14686

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
14571 Current Rating: 14571 + 15416 = 29987 votesCurrent Rating: 14571 + 15416 = 29987 votes 15416

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
15068 Current Rating: 15068 + 15852 = 30920 votesCurrent Rating: 15068 + 15852 = 30920 votes 15852

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
29148 Current Rating: 29148 + 30813 = 59961 votesCurrent Rating: 29148 + 30813 = 59961 votes 30813

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
14884 Current Rating: 14884 + 15874 = 30758 votesCurrent Rating: 14884 + 15874 = 30758 votes 15874

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
35132 Current Rating: 35132 + 38889 = 74021 votesCurrent Rating: 35132 + 38889 = 74021 votes 38889

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
12945 Current Rating: 12945 + 14745 = 27690 votesCurrent Rating: 12945 + 14745 = 27690 votes 14745

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
12445 Current Rating: 12445 + 14476 = 26921 votesCurrent Rating: 12445 + 14476 = 26921 votes 14476

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
29214 Current Rating: 29214 + 30730 = 59944 votesCurrent Rating: 29214 + 30730 = 59944 votes 30730

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
11433 Current Rating: 11433 + 13293 = 24726 votesCurrent Rating: 11433 + 13293 = 24726 votes 13293

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
16345 Current Rating: 16345 + 16319 = 32664 votesCurrent Rating: 16345 + 16319 = 32664 votes 16319

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
13679 Current Rating: 13679 + 15196 = 28875 votesCurrent Rating: 13679 + 15196 = 28875 votes 15196

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
13522 Current Rating: 13522 + 14868 = 28390 votesCurrent Rating: 13522 + 14868 = 28390 votes 14868

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
9175 Current Rating: 9175 + 10832 = 20007 votesCurrent Rating: 9175 + 10832 = 20007 votes 10832

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
7233 Current Rating: 7233 + 8685 = 15918 votesCurrent Rating: 7233 + 8685 = 15918 votes 8685

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
8285 Current Rating: 8285 + 9776 = 18061 votesCurrent Rating: 8285 + 9776 = 18061 votes 9776

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
11597 Current Rating: 11597 + 12789 = 24386 votesCurrent Rating: 11597 + 12789 = 24386 votes 12789

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
7584 Current Rating: 7584 + 8579 = 16163 votesCurrent Rating: 7584 + 8579 = 16163 votes 8579

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
6669 Current Rating: 6669 + 6234 = 12903 votesCurrent Rating: 6669 + 6234 = 12903 votes 6234

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
7580 Current Rating: 7580 + 9867 = 17447 votesCurrent Rating: 7580 + 9867 = 17447 votes 9867

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
16511 Current Rating: 16511 + 18986 = 35497 votesCurrent Rating: 16511 + 18986 = 35497 votes 18986


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
12684 Current Rating: 12684 + 14636 = 27320 votesCurrent Rating: 12684 + 14636 = 27320 votes 14636

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
6362 Current Rating: 6362 + 8197 = 14559 votesCurrent Rating: 6362 + 8197 = 14559 votes 8197

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
3834 Current Rating: 3834 + 4792 = 8626 votesCurrent Rating: 3834 + 4792 = 8626 votes 4792

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
6202 Current Rating: 6202 + 8815 = 15017 votesCurrent Rating: 6202 + 8815 = 15017 votes 8815

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
5403 Current Rating: 5403 + 8076 = 13479 votesCurrent Rating: 5403 + 8076 = 13479 votes 8076

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
8431 Current Rating: 8431 + 9631 = 18062 votesCurrent Rating: 8431 + 9631 = 18062 votes 9631

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
6769 Current Rating: 6769 + 8048 = 14817 votesCurrent Rating: 6769 + 8048 = 14817 votes 8048

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
3916 Current Rating: 3916 + 3552 = 7468 votesCurrent Rating: 3916 + 3552 = 7468 votes 3552

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
5173 Current Rating: 5173 + 8086 = 13259 votesCurrent Rating: 5173 + 8086 = 13259 votes 8086

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
4462 Current Rating: 4462 + 3691 = 8153 votesCurrent Rating: 4462 + 3691 = 8153 votes 3691

[451] 15: You women are so vain
3517 Current Rating: 3517 + 2608 = 6125 votesCurrent Rating: 3517 + 2608 = 6125 votes 2608

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
5772 Current Rating: 5772 + 7700 = 13472 votesCurrent Rating: 5772 + 7700 = 13472 votes 7700

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
4965 Current Rating: 4965 + 5865 = 10830 votesCurrent Rating: 4965 + 5865 = 10830 votes 5865

[448] 12: Sheís hot
7752 Current Rating: 7752 + 8591 = 16343 votesCurrent Rating: 7752 + 8591 = 16343 votes 8591

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
5762 Current Rating: 5762 + 5182 = 10944 votesCurrent Rating: 5762 + 5182 = 10944 votes 5182

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
4609 Current Rating: 4609 + 5486 = 10095 votesCurrent Rating: 4609 + 5486 = 10095 votes 5486

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
8830 Current Rating: 8830 + 10929 = 19759 votesCurrent Rating: 8830 + 10929 = 19759 votes 10929

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
4509 Current Rating: 4509 + 3846 = 8355 votesCurrent Rating: 4509 + 3846 = 8355 votes 3846

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
6709 Current Rating: 6709 + 7556 = 14265 votesCurrent Rating: 6709 + 7556 = 14265 votes 7556

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
7699 Current Rating: 7699 + 9424 = 17123 votesCurrent Rating: 7699 + 9424 = 17123 votes 9424

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
19325 Current Rating: 19325 + 22195 = 41520 votesCurrent Rating: 19325 + 22195 = 41520 votes 22195


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
4717 Current Rating: 4717 + 4012 = 8729 votesCurrent Rating: 4717 + 4012 = 8729 votes 4012

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
7420 Current Rating: 7420 + 9744 = 17164 votesCurrent Rating: 7420 + 9744 = 17164 votes 9744

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
7619 Current Rating: 7619 + 1973 = 9592 votesCurrent Rating: 7619 + 1973 = 9592 votes 1973

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
41040 Current Rating: 41040 + 41876 = 82916 votesCurrent Rating: 41040 + 41876 = 82916 votes 41876

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
17729 Current Rating: 17729 + 20039 = 37768 votesCurrent Rating: 17729 + 20039 = 37768 votes 20039

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
4463 Current Rating: 4463 + 5469 = 9932 votesCurrent Rating: 4463 + 5469 = 9932 votes 5469

[434] 21: If you went camping
5045 Current Rating: 5045 + 4553 = 9598 votesCurrent Rating: 5045 + 4553 = 9598 votes 4553

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
15166 Current Rating: 15166 + 24046 = 39212 votesCurrent Rating: 15166 + 24046 = 39212 votes 24046

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
16174 Current Rating: 16174 + 24241 = 40415 votesCurrent Rating: 16174 + 24241 = 40415 votes 24241

[431] 14: I saw a news program
6565 Current Rating: 6565 + 7290 = 13855 votesCurrent Rating: 6565 + 7290 = 13855 votes 7290

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
5755 Current Rating: 5755 + 7219 = 12974 votesCurrent Rating: 5755 + 7219 = 12974 votes 7219

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
4264 Current Rating: 4264 + 3711 = 7975 votesCurrent Rating: 4264 + 3711 = 7975 votes 3711

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
6413 Current Rating: 6413 + 9725 = 16138 votesCurrent Rating: 6413 + 9725 = 16138 votes 9725

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
5116 Current Rating: 5116 + 7096 = 12212 votesCurrent Rating: 5116 + 7096 = 12212 votes 7096

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
4411 Current Rating: 4411 + 3625 = 8036 votesCurrent Rating: 4411 + 3625 = 8036 votes 3625

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
14217 Current Rating: 14217 + 14662 = 28879 votesCurrent Rating: 14217 + 14662 = 28879 votes 14662

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
4232 Current Rating: 4232 + 5239 = 9471 votesCurrent Rating: 4232 + 5239 = 9471 votes 5239

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
5002 Current Rating: 5002 + 4854 = 9856 votesCurrent Rating: 5002 + 4854 = 9856 votes 4854

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
5339 Current Rating: 5339 + 7707 = 13046 votesCurrent Rating: 5339 + 7707 = 13046 votes 7707


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
5065 Current Rating: 5065 + 4435 = 9500 votesCurrent Rating: 5065 + 4435 = 9500 votes 4435

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
5680 Current Rating: 5680 + 7655 = 13335 votesCurrent Rating: 5680 + 7655 = 13335 votes 7655

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3836 Current Rating: 3836 + 3342 = 7178 votesCurrent Rating: 3836 + 3342 = 7178 votes 3342

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
5354 Current Rating: 5354 + 7281 = 12635 votesCurrent Rating: 5354 + 7281 = 12635 votes 7281

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
4930 Current Rating: 4930 + 4106 = 9036 votesCurrent Rating: 4930 + 4106 = 9036 votes 4106

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
5539 Current Rating: 5539 + 7483 = 13022 votesCurrent Rating: 5539 + 7483 = 13022 votes 7483

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
8315 Current Rating: 8315 + 11071 = 19386 votesCurrent Rating: 8315 + 11071 = 19386 votes 11071

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
10426 Current Rating: 10426 + 12483 = 22909 votesCurrent Rating: 10426 + 12483 = 22909 votes 12483

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
10165 Current Rating: 10165 + 12060 = 22225 votesCurrent Rating: 10165 + 12060 = 22225 votes 12060

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
5410 Current Rating: 5410 + 4469 = 9879 votesCurrent Rating: 5410 + 4469 = 9879 votes 4469

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
5288 Current Rating: 5288 + 4533 = 9821 votesCurrent Rating: 5288 + 4533 = 9821 votes 4533

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
9842 Current Rating: 9842 + 11497 = 21339 votesCurrent Rating: 9842 + 11497 = 21339 votes 11497

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
5789 Current Rating: 5789 + 4929 = 10718 votesCurrent Rating: 5789 + 4929 = 10718 votes 4929

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
6006 Current Rating: 6006 + 5061 = 11067 votesCurrent Rating: 6006 + 5061 = 11067 votes 5061

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
7038 Current Rating: 7038 + 8804 = 15842 votesCurrent Rating: 7038 + 8804 = 15842 votes 8804

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
6337 Current Rating: 6337 + 6649 = 12986 votesCurrent Rating: 6337 + 6649 = 12986 votes 6649

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
16175 Current Rating: 16175 + 17990 = 34165 votesCurrent Rating: 16175 + 17990 = 34165 votes 17990

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
6340 Current Rating: 6340 + 7183 = 13523 votesCurrent Rating: 6340 + 7183 = 13523 votes 7183

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
3132 Current Rating: 3132 + 5144 = 8276 votesCurrent Rating: 3132 + 5144 = 8276 votes 5144

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
5714 Current Rating: 5714 + 7173 = 12887 votesCurrent Rating: 5714 + 7173 = 12887 votes 7173


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
15753 Current Rating: 15753 + 16919 = 32672 votesCurrent Rating: 15753 + 16919 = 32672 votes 16919

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
12000 Current Rating: 12000 + 12561 = 24561 votesCurrent Rating: 12000 + 12561 = 24561 votes 12561

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
5785 Current Rating: 5785 + 6605 = 12390 votesCurrent Rating: 5785 + 6605 = 12390 votes 6605

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
14885 Current Rating: 14885 + 17039 = 31924 votesCurrent Rating: 14885 + 17039 = 31924 votes 17039

[397] 15: I Love you
39669 Current Rating: 39669 + 40618 = 80287 votesCurrent Rating: 39669 + 40618 = 80287 votes 40618

[396] 14: Hey, come on
7866 Current Rating: 7866 + 9271 = 17137 votesCurrent Rating: 7866 + 9271 = 17137 votes 9271

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
60859 Current Rating: 60859 + 63241 = 124100 votesCurrent Rating: 60859 + 63241 = 124100 votes 63241

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
5559 Current Rating: 5559 + 7476 = 13035 votesCurrent Rating: 5559 + 7476 = 13035 votes 7476

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
5775 Current Rating: 5775 + 7663 = 13438 votesCurrent Rating: 5775 + 7663 = 13438 votes 7663

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
5949 Current Rating: 5949 + 5162 = 11111 votesCurrent Rating: 5949 + 5162 = 11111 votes 5162

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
5373 Current Rating: 5373 + 4419 = 9792 votesCurrent Rating: 5373 + 4419 = 9792 votes 4419

[390] 4: What are you doing?
6360 Current Rating: 6360 + 7336 = 13696 votesCurrent Rating: 6360 + 7336 = 13696 votes 7336

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
10181 Current Rating: 10181 + 11509 = 21690 votesCurrent Rating: 10181 + 11509 = 21690 votes 11509


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
7356 Current Rating: 7356 + 8257 = 15613 votesCurrent Rating: 7356 + 8257 = 15613 votes 8257

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
5462 Current Rating: 5462 + 4780 = 10242 votesCurrent Rating: 5462 + 4780 = 10242 votes 4780

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
18054 Current Rating: 18054 + 19904 = 37958 votesCurrent Rating: 18054 + 19904 = 37958 votes 19904

[385] 25: Can you please call security
11239 Current Rating: 11239 + 13886 = 25125 votesCurrent Rating: 11239 + 13886 = 25125 votes 13886

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
5214 Current Rating: 5214 + 4398 = 9612 votesCurrent Rating: 5214 + 4398 = 9612 votes 4398

[383] 23: This book says
6066 Current Rating: 6066 + 6916 = 12982 votesCurrent Rating: 6066 + 6916 = 12982 votes 6916

[382] 22: Tell your mother
6004 Current Rating: 6004 + 7936 = 13940 votesCurrent Rating: 6004 + 7936 = 13940 votes 7936

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
12340 Current Rating: 12340 + 14169 = 26509 votesCurrent Rating: 12340 + 14169 = 26509 votes 14169

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
7116 Current Rating: 7116 + 8965 = 16081 votesCurrent Rating: 7116 + 8965 = 16081 votes 8965

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
6313 Current Rating: 6313 + 5432 = 11745 votesCurrent Rating: 6313 + 5432 = 11745 votes 5432

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
16612 Current Rating: 16612 + 19823 = 36435 votesCurrent Rating: 16612 + 19823 = 36435 votes 19823

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
16100 Current Rating: 16100 + 17146 = 33246 votesCurrent Rating: 16100 + 17146 = 33246 votes 17146

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
11567 Current Rating: 11567 + 14530 = 26097 votesCurrent Rating: 11567 + 14530 = 26097 votes 14530

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
9038 Current Rating: 9038 + 11033 = 20071 votesCurrent Rating: 9038 + 11033 = 20071 votes 11033

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
8361 Current Rating: 8361 + 9224 = 17585 votesCurrent Rating: 8361 + 9224 = 17585 votes 9224

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
6349 Current Rating: 6349 + 7755 = 14104 votesCurrent Rating: 6349 + 7755 = 14104 votes 7755

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
12459 Current Rating: 12459 + 14187 = 26646 votesCurrent Rating: 12459 + 14187 = 26646 votes 14187

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
17684 Current Rating: 17684 + 20125 = 37809 votesCurrent Rating: 17684 + 20125 = 37809 votes 20125


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
12914 Current Rating: 12914 + 14720 = 27634 votesCurrent Rating: 12914 + 14720 = 27634 votes 14720

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
8233 Current Rating: 8233 + 9932 = 18165 votesCurrent Rating: 8233 + 9932 = 18165 votes 9932

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
7243 Current Rating: 7243 + 8758 = 16001 votesCurrent Rating: 7243 + 8758 = 16001 votes 8758

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
6481 Current Rating: 6481 + 8924 = 15405 votesCurrent Rating: 6481 + 8924 = 15405 votes 8924

[366] 22: You look like crap
6646 Current Rating: 6646 + 8248 = 14894 votesCurrent Rating: 6646 + 8248 = 14894 votes 8248

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
15331 Current Rating: 15331 + 15579 = 30910 votesCurrent Rating: 15331 + 15579 = 30910 votes 15579

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
15661 Current Rating: 15661 + 19181 = 34842 votesCurrent Rating: 15661 + 19181 = 34842 votes 19181

[363] 16: What happened to him?
9317 Current Rating: 9317 + 12125 = 21442 votesCurrent Rating: 9317 + 12125 = 21442 votes 12125

[362] 15: What was shopping like
5577 Current Rating: 5577 + 4599 = 10176 votesCurrent Rating: 5577 + 4599 = 10176 votes 4599

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
5770 Current Rating: 5770 + 5610 = 11380 votesCurrent Rating: 5770 + 5610 = 11380 votes 5610

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
7822 Current Rating: 7822 + 9135 = 16957 votesCurrent Rating: 7822 + 9135 = 16957 votes 9135

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
6348 Current Rating: 6348 + 8942 = 15290 votesCurrent Rating: 6348 + 8942 = 15290 votes 8942

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
6609 Current Rating: 6609 + 5699 = 12308 votesCurrent Rating: 6609 + 5699 = 12308 votes 5699

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
15045 Current Rating: 15045 + 18018 = 33063 votesCurrent Rating: 15045 + 18018 = 33063 votes 18018

[356] 3: What are you doing?
5404 Current Rating: 5404 + 4951 = 10355 votesCurrent Rating: 5404 + 4951 = 10355 votes 4951

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
5563 Current Rating: 5563 + 5020 = 10583 votesCurrent Rating: 5563 + 5020 = 10583 votes 5020

[354] 1: In the old days
7343 Current Rating: 7343 + 9297 = 16640 votesCurrent Rating: 7343 + 9297 = 16640 votes 9297


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
9883 Current Rating: 9883 + 11494 = 21377 votesCurrent Rating: 9883 + 11494 = 21377 votes 11494

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
5875 Current Rating: 5875 + 5224 = 11099 votesCurrent Rating: 5875 + 5224 = 11099 votes 5224

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
4845 Current Rating: 4845 + 4190 = 9035 votesCurrent Rating: 4845 + 4190 = 9035 votes 4190

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
5487 Current Rating: 5487 + 6493 = 11980 votesCurrent Rating: 5487 + 6493 = 11980 votes 6493

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
5713 Current Rating: 5713 + 4844 = 10557 votesCurrent Rating: 5713 + 4844 = 10557 votes 4844

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
5721 Current Rating: 5721 + 5250 = 10971 votesCurrent Rating: 5721 + 5250 = 10971 votes 5250

[347] 19: Left a bit...
6168 Current Rating: 6168 + 7173 = 13341 votesCurrent Rating: 6168 + 7173 = 13341 votes 7173

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
5120 Current Rating: 5120 + 4368 = 9488 votesCurrent Rating: 5120 + 4368 = 9488 votes 4368

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
5103 Current Rating: 5103 + 4561 = 9664 votesCurrent Rating: 5103 + 4561 = 9664 votes 4561

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
6260 Current Rating: 6260 + 8884 = 15144 votesCurrent Rating: 6260 + 8884 = 15144 votes 8884

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
6769 Current Rating: 6769 + 8030 = 14799 votesCurrent Rating: 6769 + 8030 = 14799 votes 8030

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
4767 Current Rating: 4767 + 4247 = 9014 votesCurrent Rating: 4767 + 4247 = 9014 votes 4247

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
6250 Current Rating: 6250 + 6122 = 12372 votesCurrent Rating: 6250 + 6122 = 12372 votes 6122






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