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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
4237 Current Rating: 4237 + 4352 = 8589 votesCurrent Rating: 4237 + 4352 = 8589 votes 4352

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
6530 Current Rating: 6530 + 6519 = 13049 votesCurrent Rating: 6530 + 6519 = 13049 votes 6519

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3309 Current Rating: 3309 + 3649 = 6958 votesCurrent Rating: 3309 + 3649 = 6958 votes 3649

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3368 Current Rating: 3368 + 3242 = 6610 votesCurrent Rating: 3368 + 3242 = 6610 votes 3242

[557] 19: Save a cow
3525 Current Rating: 3525 + 3046 = 6571 votesCurrent Rating: 3525 + 3046 = 6571 votes 3046

[556] 15: You know the idiom
15074 Current Rating: 15074 + 17200 = 32274 votesCurrent Rating: 15074 + 17200 = 32274 votes 17200

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
10540 Current Rating: 10540 + 11319 = 21859 votesCurrent Rating: 10540 + 11319 = 21859 votes 11319

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
15345 Current Rating: 15345 + 24245 = 39590 votesCurrent Rating: 15345 + 24245 = 39590 votes 24245

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12909 Current Rating: 12909 + 15081 = 27990 votesCurrent Rating: 12909 + 15081 = 27990 votes 15081

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
18892 Current Rating: 18892 + 75312 = 94204 votesCurrent Rating: 18892 + 75312 = 94204 votes 75312

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12763 Current Rating: 12763 + 15955 = 28718 votesCurrent Rating: 12763 + 15955 = 28718 votes 15955

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
6960 Current Rating: 6960 + 6428 = 13388 votesCurrent Rating: 6960 + 6428 = 13388 votes 6428

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6579 Current Rating: 6579 + 6476 = 13055 votesCurrent Rating: 6579 + 6476 = 13055 votes 6476

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4490 Current Rating: 4490 + 4502 = 8992 votesCurrent Rating: 4490 + 4502 = 8992 votes 4502

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18937 Current Rating: 18937 + 19380 = 38317 votesCurrent Rating: 18937 + 19380 = 38317 votes 19380


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10696 Current Rating: 10696 + 11046 = 21742 votesCurrent Rating: 10696 + 11046 = 21742 votes 11046

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6275 Current Rating: 6275 + 6067 = 12342 votesCurrent Rating: 6275 + 6067 = 12342 votes 6067

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7974 Current Rating: 7974 + 7891 = 15865 votesCurrent Rating: 7974 + 7891 = 15865 votes 7891

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12824 Current Rating: 12824 + 13581 = 26405 votesCurrent Rating: 12824 + 13581 = 26405 votes 13581

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5712 Current Rating: 5712 + 5516 = 11228 votesCurrent Rating: 5712 + 5516 = 11228 votes 5516

[541] 22: I canít believe it
13023 Current Rating: 13023 + 14469 = 27492 votesCurrent Rating: 13023 + 14469 = 27492 votes 14469

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11760 Current Rating: 11760 + 11346 = 23106 votesCurrent Rating: 11760 + 11346 = 23106 votes 11346

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
21010 Current Rating: 21010 + 21585 = 42595 votesCurrent Rating: 21010 + 21585 = 42595 votes 21585

[538] 17: A real man
6704 Current Rating: 6704 + 6640 = 13344 votesCurrent Rating: 6704 + 6640 = 13344 votes 6640

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14481 Current Rating: 14481 + 14653 = 29134 votesCurrent Rating: 14481 + 14653 = 29134 votes 14653

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
6354 Current Rating: 6354 + 6436 = 12790 votesCurrent Rating: 6354 + 6436 = 12790 votes 6436

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16675 Current Rating: 16675 + 17174 = 33849 votesCurrent Rating: 16675 + 17174 = 33849 votes 17174

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14984 Current Rating: 14984 + 15460 = 30444 votesCurrent Rating: 14984 + 15460 = 30444 votes 15460

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13880 Current Rating: 13880 + 14208 = 28088 votesCurrent Rating: 13880 + 14208 = 28088 votes 14208

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10975 Current Rating: 10975 + 10791 = 21766 votesCurrent Rating: 10975 + 10791 = 21766 votes 10791

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2537 Current Rating: 2537 + 2855 = 5392 votesCurrent Rating: 2537 + 2855 = 5392 votes 2855

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1928 Current Rating: 1928 + 1999 = 3927 votesCurrent Rating: 1928 + 1999 = 3927 votes 1999

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3557 Current Rating: 3557 + 3907 = 7464 votesCurrent Rating: 3557 + 3907 = 7464 votes 3907

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1913 Current Rating: 1913 + 1523 = 3436 votesCurrent Rating: 1913 + 1523 = 3436 votes 1523

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1476 = 2824 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1476 = 2824 votes 1476

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1648 = 3182 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1648 = 3182 votes 1648


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1674 = 3358 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1674 = 3358 votes 1674

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
2093 Current Rating: 2093 + 3967 = 6060 votesCurrent Rating: 2093 + 3967 = 6060 votes 3967

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
2222 Current Rating: 2222 + 2777 = 4999 votesCurrent Rating: 2222 + 2777 = 4999 votes 2777

[522] 26: Hey babe
2557 Current Rating: 2557 + 3200 = 5757 votesCurrent Rating: 2557 + 3200 = 5757 votes 3200

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
5279 Current Rating: 5279 + 5797 = 11076 votesCurrent Rating: 5279 + 5797 = 11076 votes 5797

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7549 Current Rating: 7549 + 7792 = 15341 votesCurrent Rating: 7549 + 7792 = 15341 votes 7792

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
25098 Current Rating: 25098 + 26745 = 51843 votesCurrent Rating: 25098 + 26745 = 51843 votes 26745

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9557 Current Rating: 9557 + 9413 = 18970 votesCurrent Rating: 9557 + 9413 = 18970 votes 9413

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12425 Current Rating: 12425 + 12924 = 25349 votesCurrent Rating: 12425 + 12924 = 25349 votes 12924

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
10413 Current Rating: 10413 + 10932 = 21345 votesCurrent Rating: 10413 + 10932 = 21345 votes 10932

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
27123 Current Rating: 27123 + 28293 = 55416 votesCurrent Rating: 27123 + 28293 = 55416 votes 28293

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
41138 Current Rating: 41138 + 38971 = 80109 votesCurrent Rating: 41138 + 38971 = 80109 votes 38971

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24708 Current Rating: 24708 + 25673 = 50381 votesCurrent Rating: 24708 + 25673 = 50381 votes 25673

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11627 Current Rating: 11627 + 11943 = 23570 votesCurrent Rating: 11627 + 11943 = 23570 votes 11943

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27518 Current Rating: 27518 + 28001 = 55519 votesCurrent Rating: 27518 + 28001 = 55519 votes 28001

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1895 Current Rating: 1895 + 1991 = 3886 votesCurrent Rating: 1895 + 1991 = 3886 votes 1991

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28743 Current Rating: 28743 + 29289 = 58032 votesCurrent Rating: 28743 + 29289 = 58032 votes 29289

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6471 Current Rating: 6471 + 6613 = 13084 votesCurrent Rating: 6471 + 6613 = 13084 votes 6613

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
12250 Current Rating: 12250 + 12599 = 24849 votesCurrent Rating: 12250 + 12599 = 24849 votes 12599

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
9223 Current Rating: 9223 + 8752 = 17975 votesCurrent Rating: 9223 + 8752 = 17975 votes 8752

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
7812 Current Rating: 7812 + 7419 = 15231 votesCurrent Rating: 7812 + 7419 = 15231 votes 7419


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
27770 Current Rating: 27770 + 31382 = 59152 votesCurrent Rating: 27770 + 31382 = 59152 votes 31382

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
5063 Current Rating: 5063 + 4993 = 10056 votesCurrent Rating: 5063 + 4993 = 10056 votes 4993

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
4293 Current Rating: 4293 + 3961 = 8254 votesCurrent Rating: 4293 + 3961 = 8254 votes 3961

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7883 Current Rating: 7883 + 7710 = 15593 votesCurrent Rating: 7883 + 7710 = 15593 votes 7710

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
6271 Current Rating: 6271 + 6593 = 12864 votesCurrent Rating: 6271 + 6593 = 12864 votes 6593

[499] 23: You need to cut down
6315 Current Rating: 6315 + 6094 = 12409 votesCurrent Rating: 6315 + 6094 = 12409 votes 6094

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
4384 Current Rating: 4384 + 4297 = 8681 votesCurrent Rating: 4384 + 4297 = 8681 votes 4297

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5568 Current Rating: 5568 + 5449 = 11017 votesCurrent Rating: 5568 + 5449 = 11017 votes 5449

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
4592 Current Rating: 4592 + 4489 = 9081 votesCurrent Rating: 4592 + 4489 = 9081 votes 4489

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
12092 Current Rating: 12092 + 18194 = 30286 votesCurrent Rating: 12092 + 18194 = 30286 votes 18194

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13821 Current Rating: 13821 + 16247 = 30068 votesCurrent Rating: 13821 + 16247 = 30068 votes 16247

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
9155 Current Rating: 9155 + 8704 = 17859 votesCurrent Rating: 9155 + 8704 = 17859 votes 8704

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8897 Current Rating: 8897 + 8455 = 17352 votesCurrent Rating: 8897 + 8455 = 17352 votes 8455

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
8163 Current Rating: 8163 + 7302 = 15465 votesCurrent Rating: 8163 + 7302 = 15465 votes 7302

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7859 Current Rating: 7859 + 7421 = 15280 votesCurrent Rating: 7859 + 7421 = 15280 votes 7421

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
21281 Current Rating: 21281 + 21050 = 42331 votesCurrent Rating: 21281 + 21050 = 42331 votes 21050

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11988 Current Rating: 11988 + 12282 = 24270 votesCurrent Rating: 11988 + 12282 = 24270 votes 12282

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9824 Current Rating: 9824 + 10490 = 20314 votesCurrent Rating: 9824 + 10490 = 20314 votes 10490

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
9246 Current Rating: 9246 + 9146 = 18392 votesCurrent Rating: 9246 + 9146 = 18392 votes 9146

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10896 Current Rating: 10896 + 11049 = 21945 votesCurrent Rating: 10896 + 11049 = 21945 votes 11049

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31819 Current Rating: 31819 + 32268 = 64087 votesCurrent Rating: 31819 + 32268 = 64087 votes 32268

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9580 Current Rating: 9580 + 9300 = 18880 votesCurrent Rating: 9580 + 9300 = 18880 votes 9300


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
10397 Current Rating: 10397 + 10720 = 21117 votesCurrent Rating: 10397 + 10720 = 21117 votes 10720

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
13003 Current Rating: 13003 + 14661 = 27664 votesCurrent Rating: 13003 + 14661 = 27664 votes 14661

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
13208 Current Rating: 13208 + 14847 = 28055 votesCurrent Rating: 13208 + 14847 = 28055 votes 14847

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27881 Current Rating: 27881 + 28257 = 56138 votesCurrent Rating: 27881 + 28257 = 56138 votes 28257

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
12787 Current Rating: 12787 + 14609 = 27396 votesCurrent Rating: 12787 + 14609 = 27396 votes 14609

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
31217 Current Rating: 31217 + 36639 = 67856 votesCurrent Rating: 31217 + 36639 = 67856 votes 36639

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
11316 Current Rating: 11316 + 11942 = 23258 votesCurrent Rating: 11316 + 11942 = 23258 votes 11942

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10668 Current Rating: 10668 + 10484 = 21152 votesCurrent Rating: 10668 + 10484 = 21152 votes 10484

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
27478 Current Rating: 27478 + 26850 = 54328 votesCurrent Rating: 27478 + 26850 = 54328 votes 26850

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
9544 Current Rating: 9544 + 9151 = 18695 votesCurrent Rating: 9544 + 9151 = 18695 votes 9151

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
14282 Current Rating: 14282 + 15267 = 29549 votesCurrent Rating: 14282 + 15267 = 29549 votes 15267

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11752 Current Rating: 11752 + 11107 = 22859 votesCurrent Rating: 11752 + 11107 = 22859 votes 11107

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
11515 Current Rating: 11515 + 10723 = 22238 votesCurrent Rating: 11515 + 10723 = 22238 votes 10723

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7969 Current Rating: 7969 + 7136 = 15105 votesCurrent Rating: 7969 + 7136 = 15105 votes 7136

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
5513 Current Rating: 5513 + 4687 = 10200 votesCurrent Rating: 5513 + 4687 = 10200 votes 4687

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6923 Current Rating: 6923 + 6095 = 13018 votesCurrent Rating: 6923 + 6095 = 13018 votes 6095

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9552 Current Rating: 9552 + 8845 = 18397 votesCurrent Rating: 9552 + 8845 = 18397 votes 8845

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
6060 Current Rating: 6060 + 5670 = 11730 votesCurrent Rating: 6060 + 5670 = 11730 votes 5670

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
5205 Current Rating: 5205 + 5390 = 10595 votesCurrent Rating: 5205 + 5390 = 10595 votes 5390

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
6169 Current Rating: 6169 + 5197 = 11366 votesCurrent Rating: 6169 + 5197 = 11366 votes 5197

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14489 Current Rating: 14489 + 14732 = 29221 votesCurrent Rating: 14489 + 14732 = 29221 votes 14732


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
10453 Current Rating: 10453 + 11471 = 21924 votesCurrent Rating: 10453 + 11471 = 21924 votes 11471

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4572 Current Rating: 4572 + 4150 = 8722 votesCurrent Rating: 4572 + 4150 = 8722 votes 4150

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
2230 Current Rating: 2230 + 1938 = 4168 votesCurrent Rating: 2230 + 1938 = 4168 votes 1938

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
4606 Current Rating: 4606 + 3891 = 8497 votesCurrent Rating: 4606 + 3891 = 8497 votes 3891

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3724 Current Rating: 3724 + 3265 = 6989 votesCurrent Rating: 3724 + 3265 = 6989 votes 3265

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
7038 Current Rating: 7038 + 6810 = 13848 votesCurrent Rating: 7038 + 6810 = 13848 votes 6810

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
5247 Current Rating: 5247 + 4241 = 9488 votesCurrent Rating: 5247 + 4241 = 9488 votes 4241

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2439 Current Rating: 2439 + 2802 = 5241 votesCurrent Rating: 2439 + 2802 = 5241 votes 2802

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
3248 Current Rating: 3248 + 3008 = 6256 votesCurrent Rating: 3248 + 3008 = 6256 votes 3008

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2614 Current Rating: 2614 + 2663 = 5277 votesCurrent Rating: 2614 + 2663 = 5277 votes 2663

[451] 15: You women are so vain
2101 Current Rating: 2101 + 2000 = 4101 votesCurrent Rating: 2101 + 2000 = 4101 votes 2000

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
4091 Current Rating: 4091 + 3658 = 7749 votesCurrent Rating: 4091 + 3658 = 7749 votes 3658

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2951 Current Rating: 2951 + 2756 = 5707 votesCurrent Rating: 2951 + 2756 = 5707 votes 2756

[448] 12: Sheís hot
6259 Current Rating: 6259 + 5754 = 12013 votesCurrent Rating: 6259 + 5754 = 12013 votes 5754

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
4242 Current Rating: 4242 + 4287 = 8529 votesCurrent Rating: 4242 + 4287 = 8529 votes 4287

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3201 Current Rating: 3201 + 2925 = 6126 votesCurrent Rating: 3201 + 2925 = 6126 votes 2925

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
7302 Current Rating: 7302 + 6922 = 14224 votesCurrent Rating: 7302 + 6922 = 14224 votes 6922

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
3038 Current Rating: 3038 + 3217 = 6255 votesCurrent Rating: 3038 + 3217 = 6255 votes 3217

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
4670 Current Rating: 4670 + 4351 = 9021 votesCurrent Rating: 4670 + 4351 = 9021 votes 4351

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
6334 Current Rating: 6334 + 6657 = 12991 votesCurrent Rating: 6334 + 6657 = 12991 votes 6657

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17587 Current Rating: 17587 + 17230 = 34817 votesCurrent Rating: 17587 + 17230 = 34817 votes 17230


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2840 Current Rating: 2840 + 2996 = 5836 votesCurrent Rating: 2840 + 2996 = 5836 votes 2996

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
5799 Current Rating: 5799 + 4904 = 10703 votesCurrent Rating: 5799 + 4904 = 10703 votes 4904

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
73807 Current Rating: 73807 + 69298 = 143105 votesCurrent Rating: 73807 + 69298 = 143105 votes 69298

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
352666 Current Rating: 352666 + 334918 = 687584 votesCurrent Rating: 352666 + 334918 = 687584 votes 334918

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15491 Current Rating: 15491 + 15945 = 31436 votesCurrent Rating: 15491 + 15945 = 31436 votes 15945

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2972 Current Rating: 2972 + 2787 = 5759 votesCurrent Rating: 2972 + 2787 = 5759 votes 2787

[434] 21: If you went camping
3270 Current Rating: 3270 + 3613 = 6883 votesCurrent Rating: 3270 + 3613 = 6883 votes 3613

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11930 Current Rating: 11930 + 21145 = 33075 votesCurrent Rating: 11930 + 21145 = 33075 votes 21145

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
13147 Current Rating: 13147 + 20670 = 33817 votesCurrent Rating: 13147 + 20670 = 33817 votes 20670

[431] 14: I saw a news program
4896 Current Rating: 4896 + 4413 = 9309 votesCurrent Rating: 4896 + 4413 = 9309 votes 4413

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
3979 Current Rating: 3979 + 5956 = 9935 votesCurrent Rating: 3979 + 5956 = 9935 votes 5956

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2786 Current Rating: 2786 + 3022 = 5808 votesCurrent Rating: 2786 + 3022 = 5808 votes 3022

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
4699 Current Rating: 4699 + 3831 = 8530 votesCurrent Rating: 4699 + 3831 = 8530 votes 3831

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
3292 Current Rating: 3292 + 3125 = 6417 votesCurrent Rating: 3292 + 3125 = 6417 votes 3125

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
3055 Current Rating: 3055 + 2959 = 6014 votesCurrent Rating: 3055 + 2959 = 6014 votes 2959

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
11088 Current Rating: 11088 + 10997 = 22085 votesCurrent Rating: 11088 + 10997 = 22085 votes 10997

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2729 Current Rating: 2729 + 2552 = 5281 votesCurrent Rating: 2729 + 2552 = 5281 votes 2552

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
3200 Current Rating: 3200 + 3785 = 6985 votesCurrent Rating: 3200 + 3785 = 6985 votes 3785

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3679 Current Rating: 3679 + 3031 = 6710 votesCurrent Rating: 3679 + 3031 = 6710 votes 3031


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
3190 Current Rating: 3190 + 3332 = 6522 votesCurrent Rating: 3190 + 3332 = 6522 votes 3332

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
4148 Current Rating: 4148 + 3718 = 7866 votesCurrent Rating: 4148 + 3718 = 7866 votes 3718

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3831 Current Rating: 3831 + 3335 = 7166 votesCurrent Rating: 3831 + 3335 = 7166 votes 3335

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3882 Current Rating: 3882 + 3493 = 7375 votesCurrent Rating: 3882 + 3493 = 7375 votes 3493

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
3119 Current Rating: 3119 + 3160 = 6279 votesCurrent Rating: 3119 + 3160 = 6279 votes 3160

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4280 Current Rating: 4280 + 3885 = 8165 votesCurrent Rating: 4280 + 3885 = 8165 votes 3885

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
7014 Current Rating: 7014 + 7434 = 14448 votesCurrent Rating: 7014 + 7434 = 14448 votes 7434

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8980 Current Rating: 8980 + 7677 = 16657 votesCurrent Rating: 8980 + 7677 = 16657 votes 7677

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
7151 Current Rating: 7151 + 4949 = 12100 votesCurrent Rating: 7151 + 4949 = 12100 votes 4949

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3560 Current Rating: 3560 + 3450 = 7010 votesCurrent Rating: 3560 + 3450 = 7010 votes 3450

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3581 Current Rating: 3581 + 3769 = 7350 votesCurrent Rating: 3581 + 3769 = 7350 votes 3769

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
8415 Current Rating: 8415 + 7941 = 16356 votesCurrent Rating: 8415 + 7941 = 16356 votes 7941

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
4308 Current Rating: 4308 + 4018 = 8326 votesCurrent Rating: 4308 + 4018 = 8326 votes 4018

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4553 Current Rating: 4553 + 4242 = 8795 votesCurrent Rating: 4553 + 4242 = 8795 votes 4242

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
5410 Current Rating: 5410 + 4806 = 10216 votesCurrent Rating: 5410 + 4806 = 10216 votes 4806

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
5129 Current Rating: 5129 + 6034 = 11163 votesCurrent Rating: 5129 + 6034 = 11163 votes 6034

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
13641 Current Rating: 13641 + 14387 = 28028 votesCurrent Rating: 13641 + 14387 = 28028 votes 14387

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4758 Current Rating: 4758 + 4248 = 9006 votesCurrent Rating: 4758 + 4248 = 9006 votes 4248

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1383 = 3038 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1383 = 3038 votes 1383

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
3615 Current Rating: 3615 + 5479 = 9094 votesCurrent Rating: 3615 + 5479 = 9094 votes 5479


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
13627 Current Rating: 13627 + 15671 = 29298 votesCurrent Rating: 13627 + 15671 = 29298 votes 15671

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
9722 Current Rating: 9722 + 8404 = 18126 votesCurrent Rating: 9722 + 8404 = 18126 votes 8404

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
4316 Current Rating: 4316 + 3769 = 8085 votesCurrent Rating: 4316 + 3769 = 8085 votes 3769

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
12714 Current Rating: 12714 + 15297 = 28011 votesCurrent Rating: 12714 + 15297 = 28011 votes 15297

[397] 15: I Love you
35551 Current Rating: 35551 + 34210 = 69761 votesCurrent Rating: 35551 + 34210 = 69761 votes 34210

[396] 14: Hey, come on
6347 Current Rating: 6347 + 6525 = 12872 votesCurrent Rating: 6347 + 6525 = 12872 votes 6525

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
51136 Current Rating: 51136 + 60364 = 111500 votesCurrent Rating: 51136 + 60364 = 111500 votes 60364

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
4111 Current Rating: 4111 + 3653 = 7764 votesCurrent Rating: 4111 + 3653 = 7764 votes 3653

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4484 Current Rating: 4484 + 4064 = 8548 votesCurrent Rating: 4484 + 4064 = 8548 votes 4064

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
4294 Current Rating: 4294 + 4111 = 8405 votesCurrent Rating: 4294 + 4111 = 8405 votes 4111

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3767 Current Rating: 3767 + 3579 = 7346 votesCurrent Rating: 3767 + 3579 = 7346 votes 3579

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5183 Current Rating: 5183 + 4741 = 9924 votesCurrent Rating: 5183 + 4741 = 9924 votes 4741

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
7285 Current Rating: 7285 + 7189 = 14474 votesCurrent Rating: 7285 + 7189 = 14474 votes 7189


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5740 Current Rating: 5740 + 5259 = 10999 votesCurrent Rating: 5740 + 5259 = 10999 votes 5259

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3680 Current Rating: 3680 + 3625 = 7305 votesCurrent Rating: 3680 + 3625 = 7305 votes 3625

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15717 Current Rating: 15717 + 15656 = 31373 votesCurrent Rating: 15717 + 15656 = 31373 votes 15656

[385] 25: Can you please call security
9231 Current Rating: 9231 + 9953 = 19184 votesCurrent Rating: 9231 + 9953 = 19184 votes 9953

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 3692 = 7521 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 3692 = 7521 votes 3692

[383] 23: This book says
4726 Current Rating: 4726 + 4135 = 8861 votesCurrent Rating: 4726 + 4135 = 8861 votes 4135

[382] 22: Tell your mother
4339 Current Rating: 4339 + 3866 = 8205 votesCurrent Rating: 4339 + 3866 = 8205 votes 3866

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
10302 Current Rating: 10302 + 9088 = 19390 votesCurrent Rating: 10302 + 9088 = 19390 votes 9088

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
5409 Current Rating: 5409 + 4125 = 9534 votesCurrent Rating: 5409 + 4125 = 9534 votes 4125

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4926 Current Rating: 4926 + 4603 = 9529 votesCurrent Rating: 4926 + 4603 = 9529 votes 4603

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
13453 Current Rating: 13453 + 28178 = 41631 votesCurrent Rating: 13453 + 28178 = 41631 votes 28178

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
13235 Current Rating: 13235 + 23931 = 37166 votesCurrent Rating: 13235 + 23931 = 37166 votes 23931

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
117983 Current Rating: 117983 + 111735 = 229718 votesCurrent Rating: 117983 + 111735 = 229718 votes 111735

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
7143 Current Rating: 7143 + 6900 = 14043 votesCurrent Rating: 7143 + 6900 = 14043 votes 6900

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6888 Current Rating: 6888 + 6421 = 13309 votesCurrent Rating: 6888 + 6421 = 13309 votes 6421

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4798 Current Rating: 4798 + 3932 = 8730 votesCurrent Rating: 4798 + 3932 = 8730 votes 3932

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10654 Current Rating: 10654 + 11212 = 21866 votesCurrent Rating: 10654 + 11212 = 21866 votes 11212

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
15372 Current Rating: 15372 + 15863 = 31235 votesCurrent Rating: 15372 + 15863 = 31235 votes 15863


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
9451 Current Rating: 9451 + 7224 = 16675 votesCurrent Rating: 9451 + 7224 = 16675 votes 7224

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
6408 Current Rating: 6408 + 4973 = 11381 votesCurrent Rating: 6408 + 4973 = 11381 votes 4973

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5660 Current Rating: 5660 + 4808 = 10468 votesCurrent Rating: 5660 + 4808 = 10468 votes 4808

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4943 Current Rating: 4943 + 4089 = 9032 votesCurrent Rating: 4943 + 4089 = 9032 votes 4089

[366] 22: You look like crap
5000 Current Rating: 5000 + 4370 = 9370 votesCurrent Rating: 5000 + 4370 = 9370 votes 4370

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
12150 Current Rating: 12150 + 11039 = 23189 votesCurrent Rating: 12150 + 11039 = 23189 votes 11039

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
13521 Current Rating: 13521 + 17733 = 31254 votesCurrent Rating: 13521 + 17733 = 31254 votes 17733

[363] 16: What happened to him?
7680 Current Rating: 7680 + 8173 = 15853 votesCurrent Rating: 7680 + 8173 = 15853 votes 8173

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4380 Current Rating: 4380 + 4044 = 8424 votesCurrent Rating: 4380 + 4044 = 8424 votes 4044

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
4275 Current Rating: 4275 + 4720 = 8995 votesCurrent Rating: 4275 + 4720 = 8995 votes 4720

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6453 Current Rating: 6453 + 6357 = 12810 votesCurrent Rating: 6453 + 6357 = 12810 votes 6357

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
5104 Current Rating: 5104 + 4299 = 9403 votesCurrent Rating: 5104 + 4299 = 9403 votes 4299

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
5073 Current Rating: 5073 + 4760 = 9833 votesCurrent Rating: 5073 + 4760 = 9833 votes 4760

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12784 Current Rating: 12784 + 12566 = 25350 votesCurrent Rating: 12784 + 12566 = 25350 votes 12566

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3882 Current Rating: 3882 + 4072 = 7954 votesCurrent Rating: 3882 + 4072 = 7954 votes 4072

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
4072 Current Rating: 4072 + 4148 = 8220 votesCurrent Rating: 4072 + 4148 = 8220 votes 4148

[354] 1: In the old days
5784 Current Rating: 5784 + 6360 = 12144 votesCurrent Rating: 5784 + 6360 = 12144 votes 6360


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
8374 Current Rating: 8374 + 7595 = 15969 votesCurrent Rating: 8374 + 7595 = 15969 votes 7595

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
4255 Current Rating: 4255 + 4214 = 8469 votesCurrent Rating: 4255 + 4214 = 8469 votes 4214

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
3222 Current Rating: 3222 + 3410 = 6632 votesCurrent Rating: 3222 + 3410 = 6632 votes 3410

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
4191 Current Rating: 4191 + 3855 = 8046 votesCurrent Rating: 4191 + 3855 = 8046 votes 3855

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
4117 Current Rating: 4117 + 3910 = 8027 votesCurrent Rating: 4117 + 3910 = 8027 votes 3910

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
4325 Current Rating: 4325 + 4425 = 8750 votesCurrent Rating: 4325 + 4425 = 8750 votes 4425

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4774 Current Rating: 4774 + 4528 = 9302 votesCurrent Rating: 4774 + 4528 = 9302 votes 4528

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
3266 Current Rating: 3266 + 3365 = 6631 votesCurrent Rating: 3266 + 3365 = 6631 votes 3365

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
3362 Current Rating: 3362 + 3651 = 7013 votesCurrent Rating: 3362 + 3651 = 7013 votes 3651

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
4530 Current Rating: 4530 + 4088 = 8618 votesCurrent Rating: 4530 + 4088 = 8618 votes 4088

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
4954 Current Rating: 4954 + 4141 = 9095 votesCurrent Rating: 4954 + 4141 = 9095 votes 4141

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
3003 Current Rating: 3003 + 3353 = 6356 votesCurrent Rating: 3003 + 3353 = 6356 votes 3353

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 4858 = 8866 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 4858 = 8866 votes 4858






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