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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
4704 Current Rating: 4704 + 4759 = 9463 votesCurrent Rating: 4704 + 4759 = 9463 votes 4759

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
7140 Current Rating: 7140 + 6963 = 14103 votesCurrent Rating: 7140 + 6963 = 14103 votes 6963

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3657 Current Rating: 3657 + 3955 = 7612 votesCurrent Rating: 3657 + 3955 = 7612 votes 3955

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3716 Current Rating: 3716 + 3548 = 7264 votesCurrent Rating: 3716 + 3548 = 7264 votes 3548

[557] 19: Save a cow
4026 Current Rating: 4026 + 3450 = 7476 votesCurrent Rating: 4026 + 3450 = 7476 votes 3450

[556] 15: You know the idiom
15687 Current Rating: 15687 + 17699 = 33386 votesCurrent Rating: 15687 + 17699 = 33386 votes 17699

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
11069 Current Rating: 11069 + 11810 = 22879 votesCurrent Rating: 11069 + 11810 = 22879 votes 11810

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
16093 Current Rating: 16093 + 25501 = 41594 votesCurrent Rating: 16093 + 25501 = 41594 votes 25501

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
13455 Current Rating: 13455 + 16081 = 29536 votesCurrent Rating: 13455 + 16081 = 29536 votes 16081

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
20133 Current Rating: 20133 + 81232 = 101365 votesCurrent Rating: 20133 + 81232 = 101365 votes 81232

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
13228 Current Rating: 13228 + 16820 = 30048 votesCurrent Rating: 13228 + 16820 = 30048 votes 16820

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
7549 Current Rating: 7549 + 6798 = 14347 votesCurrent Rating: 7549 + 6798 = 14347 votes 6798

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6966 Current Rating: 6966 + 6793 = 13759 votesCurrent Rating: 6966 + 6793 = 13759 votes 6793

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4978 Current Rating: 4978 + 4933 = 9911 votesCurrent Rating: 4978 + 4933 = 9911 votes 4933

[547] 1: I think all of those people
19384 Current Rating: 19384 + 19793 = 39177 votesCurrent Rating: 19384 + 19793 = 39177 votes 19793


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
11085 Current Rating: 11085 + 11447 = 22532 votesCurrent Rating: 11085 + 11447 = 22532 votes 11447

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6648 Current Rating: 6648 + 6407 = 13055 votesCurrent Rating: 6648 + 6407 = 13055 votes 6407

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
8350 Current Rating: 8350 + 8218 = 16568 votesCurrent Rating: 8350 + 8218 = 16568 votes 8218

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
13212 Current Rating: 13212 + 13993 = 27205 votesCurrent Rating: 13212 + 13993 = 27205 votes 13993

[542] 23: Have you noticed
6237 Current Rating: 6237 + 5971 = 12208 votesCurrent Rating: 6237 + 5971 = 12208 votes 5971

[541] 22: I canít believe it
13448 Current Rating: 13448 + 14918 = 28366 votesCurrent Rating: 13448 + 14918 = 28366 votes 14918

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
12200 Current Rating: 12200 + 11817 = 24017 votesCurrent Rating: 12200 + 11817 = 24017 votes 11817

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
21436 Current Rating: 21436 + 21967 = 43403 votesCurrent Rating: 21436 + 21967 = 43403 votes 21967

[538] 17: A real man
7124 Current Rating: 7124 + 7001 = 14125 votesCurrent Rating: 7124 + 7001 = 14125 votes 7001

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14942 Current Rating: 14942 + 15109 = 30051 votesCurrent Rating: 14942 + 15109 = 30051 votes 15109

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
6847 Current Rating: 6847 + 6877 = 13724 votesCurrent Rating: 6847 + 6877 = 13724 votes 6877

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
17063 Current Rating: 17063 + 17529 = 34592 votesCurrent Rating: 17063 + 17529 = 34592 votes 17529

[534] 11: Thanks Google
15421 Current Rating: 15421 + 15906 = 31327 votesCurrent Rating: 15421 + 15906 = 31327 votes 15906

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
14224 Current Rating: 14224 + 14545 = 28769 votesCurrent Rating: 14224 + 14545 = 28769 votes 14545

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
11449 Current Rating: 11449 + 11266 = 22715 votesCurrent Rating: 11449 + 11266 = 22715 votes 11266

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2949 Current Rating: 2949 + 3223 = 6172 votesCurrent Rating: 2949 + 3223 = 6172 votes 3223

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
2384 Current Rating: 2384 + 2398 = 4782 votesCurrent Rating: 2384 + 2398 = 4782 votes 2398

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3996 Current Rating: 3996 + 4291 = 8287 votesCurrent Rating: 3996 + 4291 = 8287 votes 4291

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
2344 Current Rating: 2344 + 1916 = 4260 votesCurrent Rating: 2344 + 1916 = 4260 votes 1916

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
1832 Current Rating: 1832 + 1918 = 3750 votesCurrent Rating: 1832 + 1918 = 3750 votes 1918

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1953 Current Rating: 1953 + 2011 = 3964 votesCurrent Rating: 1953 + 2011 = 3964 votes 2011


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
2143 Current Rating: 2143 + 2067 = 4210 votesCurrent Rating: 2143 + 2067 = 4210 votes 2067

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
2562 Current Rating: 2562 + 4425 = 6987 votesCurrent Rating: 2562 + 4425 = 6987 votes 4425

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
2727 Current Rating: 2727 + 3249 = 5976 votesCurrent Rating: 2727 + 3249 = 5976 votes 3249

[522] 26: Hey babe
2959 Current Rating: 2959 + 3573 = 6532 votesCurrent Rating: 2959 + 3573 = 6532 votes 3573

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
5767 Current Rating: 5767 + 6228 = 11995 votesCurrent Rating: 5767 + 6228 = 11995 votes 6228

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7930 Current Rating: 7930 + 8129 = 16059 votesCurrent Rating: 7930 + 8129 = 16059 votes 8129

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
25501 Current Rating: 25501 + 27115 = 52616 votesCurrent Rating: 25501 + 27115 = 52616 votes 27115

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9989 Current Rating: 9989 + 9718 = 19707 votesCurrent Rating: 9989 + 9718 = 19707 votes 9718

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12823 Current Rating: 12823 + 13326 = 26149 votesCurrent Rating: 12823 + 13326 = 26149 votes 13326

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
10864 Current Rating: 10864 + 11351 = 22215 votesCurrent Rating: 10864 + 11351 = 22215 votes 11351

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
27710 Current Rating: 27710 + 28777 = 56487 votesCurrent Rating: 27710 + 28777 = 56487 votes 28777

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
42706 Current Rating: 42706 + 42426 = 85132 votesCurrent Rating: 42706 + 42426 = 85132 votes 42426

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
25147 Current Rating: 25147 + 26067 = 51214 votesCurrent Rating: 25147 + 26067 = 51214 votes 26067

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
12132 Current Rating: 12132 + 12451 = 24583 votesCurrent Rating: 12132 + 12451 = 24583 votes 12451

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27836 Current Rating: 27836 + 28285 = 56121 votesCurrent Rating: 27836 + 28285 = 56121 votes 28285

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
2371 Current Rating: 2371 + 2413 = 4784 votesCurrent Rating: 2371 + 2413 = 4784 votes 2413

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
29160 Current Rating: 29160 + 29657 = 58817 votesCurrent Rating: 29160 + 29657 = 58817 votes 29657

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6869 Current Rating: 6869 + 6955 = 13824 votesCurrent Rating: 6869 + 6955 = 13824 votes 6955

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
12763 Current Rating: 12763 + 13127 = 25890 votesCurrent Rating: 12763 + 13127 = 25890 votes 13127

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
9664 Current Rating: 9664 + 9105 = 18769 votesCurrent Rating: 9664 + 9105 = 18769 votes 9105

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
8460 Current Rating: 8460 + 7858 = 16318 votesCurrent Rating: 8460 + 7858 = 16318 votes 7858


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
29391 Current Rating: 29391 + 32266 = 61657 votesCurrent Rating: 29391 + 32266 = 61657 votes 32266

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
5464 Current Rating: 5464 + 5363 = 10827 votesCurrent Rating: 5464 + 5363 = 10827 votes 5363

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
4785 Current Rating: 4785 + 4307 = 9092 votesCurrent Rating: 4785 + 4307 = 9092 votes 4307

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
8372 Current Rating: 8372 + 8125 = 16497 votesCurrent Rating: 8372 + 8125 = 16497 votes 8125

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
6680 Current Rating: 6680 + 6962 = 13642 votesCurrent Rating: 6680 + 6962 = 13642 votes 6962

[499] 23: You need to cut down
6887 Current Rating: 6887 + 6550 = 13437 votesCurrent Rating: 6887 + 6550 = 13437 votes 6550

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
4819 Current Rating: 4819 + 4689 = 9508 votesCurrent Rating: 4819 + 4689 = 9508 votes 4689

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
6078 Current Rating: 6078 + 5900 = 11978 votesCurrent Rating: 6078 + 5900 = 11978 votes 5900

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
5255 Current Rating: 5255 + 4964 = 10219 votesCurrent Rating: 5255 + 4964 = 10219 votes 4964

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
12830 Current Rating: 12830 + 19460 = 32290 votesCurrent Rating: 12830 + 19460 = 32290 votes 19460

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
14270 Current Rating: 14270 + 16813 = 31083 votesCurrent Rating: 14270 + 16813 = 31083 votes 16813

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
9568 Current Rating: 9568 + 9007 = 18575 votesCurrent Rating: 9568 + 9007 = 18575 votes 9007

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
9272 Current Rating: 9272 + 8741 = 18013 votesCurrent Rating: 9272 + 8741 = 18013 votes 8741

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
8766 Current Rating: 8766 + 7682 = 16448 votesCurrent Rating: 8766 + 7682 = 16448 votes 7682

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
8196 Current Rating: 8196 + 7693 = 15889 votesCurrent Rating: 8196 + 7693 = 15889 votes 7693

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
21834 Current Rating: 21834 + 21515 = 43349 votesCurrent Rating: 21834 + 21515 = 43349 votes 21515

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
12509 Current Rating: 12509 + 12809 = 25318 votesCurrent Rating: 12509 + 12809 = 25318 votes 12809

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
10236 Current Rating: 10236 + 10830 = 21066 votesCurrent Rating: 10236 + 10830 = 21066 votes 10830

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
9757 Current Rating: 9757 + 9573 = 19330 votesCurrent Rating: 9757 + 9573 = 19330 votes 9573

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
11362 Current Rating: 11362 + 11525 = 22887 votesCurrent Rating: 11362 + 11525 = 22887 votes 11525

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
32229 Current Rating: 32229 + 32609 = 64838 votesCurrent Rating: 32229 + 32609 = 64838 votes 32609

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
10023 Current Rating: 10023 + 9631 = 19654 votesCurrent Rating: 10023 + 9631 = 19654 votes 9631


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
11055 Current Rating: 11055 + 11163 = 22218 votesCurrent Rating: 11055 + 11163 = 22218 votes 11163

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
13349 Current Rating: 13349 + 15029 = 28378 votesCurrent Rating: 13349 + 15029 = 28378 votes 15029

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
13656 Current Rating: 13656 + 15341 = 28997 votesCurrent Rating: 13656 + 15341 = 28997 votes 15341

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
28195 Current Rating: 28195 + 28518 = 56713 votesCurrent Rating: 28195 + 28518 = 56713 votes 28518

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
13342 Current Rating: 13342 + 15233 = 28575 votesCurrent Rating: 13342 + 15233 = 28575 votes 15233

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
33346 Current Rating: 33346 + 38168 = 71514 votesCurrent Rating: 33346 + 38168 = 71514 votes 38168

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
11714 Current Rating: 11714 + 12331 = 24045 votesCurrent Rating: 11714 + 12331 = 24045 votes 12331

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
11102 Current Rating: 11102 + 10931 = 22033 votesCurrent Rating: 11102 + 10931 = 22033 votes 10931

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
28134 Current Rating: 28134 + 27308 = 55442 votesCurrent Rating: 28134 + 27308 = 55442 votes 27308

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
10074 Current Rating: 10074 + 9573 = 19647 votesCurrent Rating: 10074 + 9573 = 19647 votes 9573

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
14724 Current Rating: 14724 + 15721 = 30445 votesCurrent Rating: 14724 + 15721 = 30445 votes 15721

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
12243 Current Rating: 12243 + 11586 = 23829 votesCurrent Rating: 12243 + 11586 = 23829 votes 11586

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
12037 Current Rating: 12037 + 11228 = 23265 votesCurrent Rating: 12037 + 11228 = 23265 votes 11228

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
8340 Current Rating: 8340 + 7448 = 15788 votesCurrent Rating: 8340 + 7448 = 15788 votes 7448

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
6130 Current Rating: 6130 + 5137 = 11267 votesCurrent Rating: 6130 + 5137 = 11267 votes 5137

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
7442 Current Rating: 7442 + 6427 = 13869 votesCurrent Rating: 7442 + 6427 = 13869 votes 6427

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9881 Current Rating: 9881 + 9095 = 18976 votesCurrent Rating: 9881 + 9095 = 18976 votes 9095

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
6534 Current Rating: 6534 + 6080 = 12614 votesCurrent Rating: 6534 + 6080 = 12614 votes 6080

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
5639 Current Rating: 5639 + 5772 = 11411 votesCurrent Rating: 5639 + 5772 = 11411 votes 5772

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
6700 Current Rating: 6700 + 5523 = 12223 votesCurrent Rating: 6700 + 5523 = 12223 votes 5523

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14934 Current Rating: 14934 + 15457 = 30391 votesCurrent Rating: 14934 + 15457 = 30391 votes 15457


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
11323 Current Rating: 11323 + 12109 = 23432 votesCurrent Rating: 11323 + 12109 = 23432 votes 12109

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
5207 Current Rating: 5207 + 4612 = 9819 votesCurrent Rating: 5207 + 4612 = 9819 votes 4612

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
2673 Current Rating: 2673 + 2316 = 4989 votesCurrent Rating: 2673 + 2316 = 4989 votes 2316

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
5119 Current Rating: 5119 + 4315 = 9434 votesCurrent Rating: 5119 + 4315 = 9434 votes 4315

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
4127 Current Rating: 4127 + 3618 = 7745 votesCurrent Rating: 4127 + 3618 = 7745 votes 3618

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
7524 Current Rating: 7524 + 7196 = 14720 votesCurrent Rating: 7524 + 7196 = 14720 votes 7196

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
5773 Current Rating: 5773 + 4620 = 10393 votesCurrent Rating: 5773 + 4620 = 10393 votes 4620

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2842 Current Rating: 2842 + 3160 = 6002 votesCurrent Rating: 2842 + 3160 = 6002 votes 3160

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
3776 Current Rating: 3776 + 3479 = 7255 votesCurrent Rating: 3776 + 3479 = 7255 votes 3479

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
3114 Current Rating: 3114 + 3109 = 6223 votesCurrent Rating: 3114 + 3109 = 6223 votes 3109

[451] 15: You women are so vain
2441 Current Rating: 2441 + 2294 = 4735 votesCurrent Rating: 2441 + 2294 = 4735 votes 2294

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
4605 Current Rating: 4605 + 4129 = 8734 votesCurrent Rating: 4605 + 4129 = 8734 votes 4129

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
3543 Current Rating: 3543 + 3238 = 6781 votesCurrent Rating: 3543 + 3238 = 6781 votes 3238

[448] 12: Sheís hot
6777 Current Rating: 6777 + 6166 = 12943 votesCurrent Rating: 6777 + 6166 = 12943 votes 6166

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
4730 Current Rating: 4730 + 4690 = 9420 votesCurrent Rating: 4730 + 4690 = 9420 votes 4690

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3535 Current Rating: 3535 + 3193 = 6728 votesCurrent Rating: 3535 + 3193 = 6728 votes 3193

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
7809 Current Rating: 7809 + 7378 = 15187 votesCurrent Rating: 7809 + 7378 = 15187 votes 7378

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
3382 Current Rating: 3382 + 3493 = 6875 votesCurrent Rating: 3382 + 3493 = 6875 votes 3493

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
5525 Current Rating: 5525 + 4940 = 10465 votesCurrent Rating: 5525 + 4940 = 10465 votes 4940

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
6760 Current Rating: 6760 + 7005 = 13765 votesCurrent Rating: 6760 + 7005 = 13765 votes 7005

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
18011 Current Rating: 18011 + 17624 = 35635 votesCurrent Rating: 18011 + 17624 = 35635 votes 17624


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
3322 Current Rating: 3322 + 3415 = 6737 votesCurrent Rating: 3322 + 3415 = 6737 votes 3415

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
6403 Current Rating: 6403 + 5290 = 11693 votesCurrent Rating: 6403 + 5290 = 11693 votes 5290

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
66020 Current Rating: 66020 + 71337 = 137357 votesCurrent Rating: 66020 + 71337 = 137357 votes 71337

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
408124 Current Rating: 408124 + 407155 = 815279 votesCurrent Rating: 408124 + 407155 = 815279 votes 407155

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15980 Current Rating: 15980 + 16411 = 32391 votesCurrent Rating: 15980 + 16411 = 32391 votes 16411

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
3349 Current Rating: 3349 + 3109 = 6458 votesCurrent Rating: 3349 + 3109 = 6458 votes 3109

[434] 21: If you went camping
3742 Current Rating: 3742 + 4033 = 7775 votesCurrent Rating: 3742 + 4033 = 7775 votes 4033

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
12784 Current Rating: 12784 + 23107 = 35891 votesCurrent Rating: 12784 + 23107 = 35891 votes 23107

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
14043 Current Rating: 14043 + 23464 = 37507 votesCurrent Rating: 14043 + 23464 = 37507 votes 23464

[431] 14: I saw a news program
5534 Current Rating: 5534 + 4847 = 10381 votesCurrent Rating: 5534 + 4847 = 10381 votes 4847

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
4692 Current Rating: 4692 + 6719 = 11411 votesCurrent Rating: 4692 + 6719 = 11411 votes 6719

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
3144 Current Rating: 3144 + 3363 = 6507 votesCurrent Rating: 3144 + 3363 = 6507 votes 3363

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
5426 Current Rating: 5426 + 4295 = 9721 votesCurrent Rating: 5426 + 4295 = 9721 votes 4295

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
3801 Current Rating: 3801 + 3558 = 7359 votesCurrent Rating: 3801 + 3558 = 7359 votes 3558

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
3429 Current Rating: 3429 + 3280 = 6709 votesCurrent Rating: 3429 + 3280 = 6709 votes 3280

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
12628 Current Rating: 12628 + 12010 = 24638 votesCurrent Rating: 12628 + 12010 = 24638 votes 12010

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
3094 Current Rating: 3094 + 2873 = 5967 votesCurrent Rating: 3094 + 2873 = 5967 votes 2873

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
3678 Current Rating: 3678 + 4321 = 7999 votesCurrent Rating: 3678 + 4321 = 7999 votes 4321

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
4141 Current Rating: 4141 + 3336 = 7477 votesCurrent Rating: 4141 + 3336 = 7477 votes 3336


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
3710 Current Rating: 3710 + 3843 = 7553 votesCurrent Rating: 3710 + 3843 = 7553 votes 3843

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
4610 Current Rating: 4610 + 4142 = 8752 votesCurrent Rating: 4610 + 4142 = 8752 votes 4142

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3833 Current Rating: 3833 + 3337 = 7170 votesCurrent Rating: 3833 + 3337 = 7170 votes 3337

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
4311 Current Rating: 4311 + 3861 = 8172 votesCurrent Rating: 4311 + 3861 = 8172 votes 3861

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
3582 Current Rating: 3582 + 3570 = 7152 votesCurrent Rating: 3582 + 3570 = 7152 votes 3570

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4635 Current Rating: 4635 + 4179 = 8814 votesCurrent Rating: 4635 + 4179 = 8814 votes 4179

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
7540 Current Rating: 7540 + 7759 = 15299 votesCurrent Rating: 7540 + 7759 = 15299 votes 7759

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
9484 Current Rating: 9484 + 8004 = 17488 votesCurrent Rating: 9484 + 8004 = 17488 votes 8004

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
9360 Current Rating: 9360 + 9676 = 19036 votesCurrent Rating: 9360 + 9676 = 19036 votes 9676

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
4034 Current Rating: 4034 + 3881 = 7915 votesCurrent Rating: 4034 + 3881 = 7915 votes 3881

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
4031 Current Rating: 4031 + 4105 = 8136 votesCurrent Rating: 4031 + 4105 = 8136 votes 4105

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
9116 Current Rating: 9116 + 8229 = 17345 votesCurrent Rating: 9116 + 8229 = 17345 votes 8229

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
4766 Current Rating: 4766 + 4431 = 9197 votesCurrent Rating: 4766 + 4431 = 9197 votes 4431

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
5011 Current Rating: 5011 + 4628 = 9639 votesCurrent Rating: 5011 + 4628 = 9639 votes 4628

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
5925 Current Rating: 5925 + 5271 = 11196 votesCurrent Rating: 5925 + 5271 = 11196 votes 5271

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
5472 Current Rating: 5472 + 6339 = 11811 votesCurrent Rating: 5472 + 6339 = 11811 votes 6339

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
14434 Current Rating: 14434 + 15356 = 29790 votesCurrent Rating: 14434 + 15356 = 29790 votes 15356

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
5229 Current Rating: 5229 + 4683 = 9912 votesCurrent Rating: 5229 + 4683 = 9912 votes 4683

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 1749 = 3818 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 1749 = 3818 votes 1749

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
4719 Current Rating: 4719 + 6743 = 11462 votesCurrent Rating: 4719 + 6743 = 11462 votes 6743


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
14216 Current Rating: 14216 + 16383 = 30599 votesCurrent Rating: 14216 + 16383 = 30599 votes 16383

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
10570 Current Rating: 10570 + 8959 = 19529 votesCurrent Rating: 10570 + 8959 = 19529 votes 8959

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
4763 Current Rating: 4763 + 4155 = 8918 votesCurrent Rating: 4763 + 4155 = 8918 votes 4155

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
13336 Current Rating: 13336 + 16417 = 29753 votesCurrent Rating: 13336 + 16417 = 29753 votes 16417

[397] 15: I Love you
38363 Current Rating: 38363 + 37074 = 75437 votesCurrent Rating: 38363 + 37074 = 75437 votes 37074

[396] 14: Hey, come on
6973 Current Rating: 6973 + 6896 = 13869 votesCurrent Rating: 6973 + 6896 = 13869 votes 6896

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
59957 Current Rating: 59957 + 62913 = 122870 votesCurrent Rating: 59957 + 62913 = 122870 votes 62913

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
4560 Current Rating: 4560 + 4040 = 8600 votesCurrent Rating: 4560 + 4040 = 8600 votes 4040

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4885 Current Rating: 4885 + 4361 = 9246 votesCurrent Rating: 4885 + 4361 = 9246 votes 4361

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
4822 Current Rating: 4822 + 4582 = 9404 votesCurrent Rating: 4822 + 4582 = 9404 votes 4582

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
4193 Current Rating: 4193 + 3957 = 8150 votesCurrent Rating: 4193 + 3957 = 8150 votes 3957

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5504 Current Rating: 5504 + 5038 = 10542 votesCurrent Rating: 5504 + 5038 = 10542 votes 5038

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
9195 Current Rating: 9195 + 7934 = 17129 votesCurrent Rating: 9195 + 7934 = 17129 votes 7934


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
6238 Current Rating: 6238 + 5724 = 11962 votesCurrent Rating: 6238 + 5724 = 11962 votes 5724

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
4230 Current Rating: 4230 + 4138 = 8368 votesCurrent Rating: 4230 + 4138 = 8368 votes 4138

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
16255 Current Rating: 16255 + 16174 = 32429 votesCurrent Rating: 16255 + 16174 = 32429 votes 16174

[385] 25: Can you please call security
9992 Current Rating: 9992 + 10351 = 20343 votesCurrent Rating: 9992 + 10351 = 20343 votes 10351

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
4225 Current Rating: 4225 + 4028 = 8253 votesCurrent Rating: 4225 + 4028 = 8253 votes 4028

[383] 23: This book says
5154 Current Rating: 5154 + 4498 = 9652 votesCurrent Rating: 5154 + 4498 = 9652 votes 4498

[382] 22: Tell your mother
4872 Current Rating: 4872 + 4362 = 9234 votesCurrent Rating: 4872 + 4362 = 9234 votes 4362

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
10981 Current Rating: 10981 + 9630 = 20611 votesCurrent Rating: 10981 + 9630 = 20611 votes 9630

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
6148 Current Rating: 6148 + 4570 = 10718 votesCurrent Rating: 6148 + 4570 = 10718 votes 4570

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
5333 Current Rating: 5333 + 5028 = 10361 votesCurrent Rating: 5333 + 5028 = 10361 votes 5028

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
14338 Current Rating: 14338 + 31936 = 46274 votesCurrent Rating: 14338 + 31936 = 46274 votes 31936

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
13957 Current Rating: 13957 + 26386 = 40343 votesCurrent Rating: 13957 + 26386 = 40343 votes 26386

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
111677 Current Rating: 111677 + 122742 = 234419 votesCurrent Rating: 111677 + 122742 = 234419 votes 122742

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
7990 Current Rating: 7990 + 7424 = 15414 votesCurrent Rating: 7990 + 7424 = 15414 votes 7424

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
7420 Current Rating: 7420 + 6801 = 14221 votesCurrent Rating: 7420 + 6801 = 14221 votes 6801

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
5321 Current Rating: 5321 + 4325 = 9646 votesCurrent Rating: 5321 + 4325 = 9646 votes 4325

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
11135 Current Rating: 11135 + 11684 = 22819 votesCurrent Rating: 11135 + 11684 = 22819 votes 11684

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
16370 Current Rating: 16370 + 16636 = 33006 votesCurrent Rating: 16370 + 16636 = 33006 votes 16636


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
11437 Current Rating: 11437 + 12136 = 23573 votesCurrent Rating: 11437 + 12136 = 23573 votes 12136

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
7350 Current Rating: 7350 + 5493 = 12843 votesCurrent Rating: 7350 + 5493 = 12843 votes 5493

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
6173 Current Rating: 6173 + 5255 = 11428 votesCurrent Rating: 6173 + 5255 = 11428 votes 5255

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
5463 Current Rating: 5463 + 4478 = 9941 votesCurrent Rating: 5463 + 4478 = 9941 votes 4478

[366] 22: You look like crap
5604 Current Rating: 5604 + 4784 = 10388 votesCurrent Rating: 5604 + 4784 = 10388 votes 4784

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
13875 Current Rating: 13875 + 15104 = 28979 votesCurrent Rating: 13875 + 15104 = 28979 votes 15104

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
14192 Current Rating: 14192 + 18613 = 32805 votesCurrent Rating: 14192 + 18613 = 32805 votes 18613

[363] 16: What happened to him?
8359 Current Rating: 8359 + 8632 = 16991 votesCurrent Rating: 8359 + 8632 = 16991 votes 8632

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4764 Current Rating: 4764 + 4334 = 9098 votesCurrent Rating: 4764 + 4334 = 9098 votes 4334

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
4745 Current Rating: 4745 + 5118 = 9863 votesCurrent Rating: 4745 + 5118 = 9863 votes 5118

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6884 Current Rating: 6884 + 6732 = 13616 votesCurrent Rating: 6884 + 6732 = 13616 votes 6732

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
5465 Current Rating: 5465 + 4615 = 10080 votesCurrent Rating: 5465 + 4615 = 10080 votes 4615

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
5547 Current Rating: 5547 + 5186 = 10733 votesCurrent Rating: 5547 + 5186 = 10733 votes 5186

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
13366 Current Rating: 13366 + 13346 = 26712 votesCurrent Rating: 13366 + 13346 = 26712 votes 13346

[356] 3: What are you doing?
4325 Current Rating: 4325 + 4468 = 8793 votesCurrent Rating: 4325 + 4468 = 8793 votes 4468

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
4540 Current Rating: 4540 + 4519 = 9059 votesCurrent Rating: 4540 + 4519 = 9059 votes 4519

[354] 1: In the old days
6271 Current Rating: 6271 + 6800 = 13071 votesCurrent Rating: 6271 + 6800 = 13071 votes 6800


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
8901 Current Rating: 8901 + 7995 = 16896 votesCurrent Rating: 8901 + 7995 = 16896 votes 7995

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
4767 Current Rating: 4767 + 4669 = 9436 votesCurrent Rating: 4767 + 4669 = 9436 votes 4669

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
3615 Current Rating: 3615 + 3755 = 7370 votesCurrent Rating: 3615 + 3755 = 7370 votes 3755

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
4592 Current Rating: 4592 + 4163 = 8755 votesCurrent Rating: 4592 + 4163 = 8755 votes 4163

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
4611 Current Rating: 4611 + 4342 = 8953 votesCurrent Rating: 4611 + 4342 = 8953 votes 4342

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
4755 Current Rating: 4755 + 4812 = 9567 votesCurrent Rating: 4755 + 4812 = 9567 votes 4812

[347] 19: Left a bit...
5274 Current Rating: 5274 + 4853 = 10127 votesCurrent Rating: 5274 + 4853 = 10127 votes 4853

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
3746 Current Rating: 3746 + 3802 = 7548 votesCurrent Rating: 3746 + 3802 = 7548 votes 3802

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
3835 Current Rating: 3835 + 4073 = 7908 votesCurrent Rating: 3835 + 4073 = 7908 votes 4073

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
5338 Current Rating: 5338 + 4491 = 9829 votesCurrent Rating: 5338 + 4491 = 9829 votes 4491

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
5734 Current Rating: 5734 + 4582 = 10316 votesCurrent Rating: 5734 + 4582 = 10316 votes 4582

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
3491 Current Rating: 3491 + 3760 = 7251 votesCurrent Rating: 3491 + 3760 = 7251 votes 3760

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
5191 Current Rating: 5191 + 5546 = 10737 votesCurrent Rating: 5191 + 5546 = 10737 votes 5546






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