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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3520 Current Rating: 3520 + 3643 = 7163 votesCurrent Rating: 3520 + 3643 = 7163 votes 3643

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
5101 Current Rating: 5101 + 5413 = 10514 votesCurrent Rating: 5101 + 5413 = 10514 votes 5413

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
2807 Current Rating: 2807 + 3106 = 5913 votesCurrent Rating: 2807 + 3106 = 5913 votes 3106

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
2874 Current Rating: 2874 + 2809 = 5683 votesCurrent Rating: 2874 + 2809 = 5683 votes 2809

[557] 19: Save a cow
2390 Current Rating: 2390 + 2192 = 4582 votesCurrent Rating: 2390 + 2192 = 4582 votes 2192

[556] 15: You know the idiom
13559 Current Rating: 13559 + 15120 = 28679 votesCurrent Rating: 13559 + 15120 = 28679 votes 15120

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
9260 Current Rating: 9260 + 8510 = 17770 votesCurrent Rating: 9260 + 8510 = 17770 votes 8510

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
13706 Current Rating: 13706 + 17264 = 30970 votesCurrent Rating: 13706 + 17264 = 30970 votes 17264

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
11846 Current Rating: 11846 + 12184 = 24030 votesCurrent Rating: 11846 + 12184 = 24030 votes 12184

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
15722 Current Rating: 15722 + 34720 = 50442 votesCurrent Rating: 15722 + 34720 = 50442 votes 34720

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
11816 Current Rating: 11816 + 12504 = 24320 votesCurrent Rating: 11816 + 12504 = 24320 votes 12504

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
5739 Current Rating: 5739 + 5714 = 11453 votesCurrent Rating: 5739 + 5714 = 11453 votes 5714

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
5986 Current Rating: 5986 + 5995 = 11981 votesCurrent Rating: 5986 + 5995 = 11981 votes 5995

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
3713 Current Rating: 3713 + 3759 = 7472 votesCurrent Rating: 3713 + 3759 = 7472 votes 3759

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18262 Current Rating: 18262 + 18580 = 36842 votesCurrent Rating: 18262 + 18580 = 36842 votes 18580


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10082 Current Rating: 10082 + 10492 = 20574 votesCurrent Rating: 10082 + 10492 = 20574 votes 10492

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
5737 Current Rating: 5737 + 5520 = 11257 votesCurrent Rating: 5737 + 5520 = 11257 votes 5520

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7530 Current Rating: 7530 + 7463 = 14993 votesCurrent Rating: 7530 + 7463 = 14993 votes 7463

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12419 Current Rating: 12419 + 12883 = 25302 votesCurrent Rating: 12419 + 12883 = 25302 votes 12883

[542] 23: Have you noticed
4827 Current Rating: 4827 + 4713 = 9540 votesCurrent Rating: 4827 + 4713 = 9540 votes 4713

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12454 Current Rating: 12454 + 13663 = 26117 votesCurrent Rating: 12454 + 13663 = 26117 votes 13663

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
10787 Current Rating: 10787 + 10492 = 21279 votesCurrent Rating: 10787 + 10492 = 21279 votes 10492

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20443 Current Rating: 20443 + 21000 = 41443 votesCurrent Rating: 20443 + 21000 = 41443 votes 21000

[538] 17: A real man
6044 Current Rating: 6044 + 6010 = 12054 votesCurrent Rating: 6044 + 6010 = 12054 votes 6010

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
13835 Current Rating: 13835 + 13998 = 27833 votesCurrent Rating: 13835 + 13998 = 27833 votes 13998

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
5647 Current Rating: 5647 + 5721 = 11368 votesCurrent Rating: 5647 + 5721 = 11368 votes 5721

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16221 Current Rating: 16221 + 16659 = 32880 votesCurrent Rating: 16221 + 16659 = 32880 votes 16659

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14411 Current Rating: 14411 + 14789 = 29200 votesCurrent Rating: 14411 + 14789 = 29200 votes 14789

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13596 Current Rating: 13596 + 13902 = 27498 votesCurrent Rating: 13596 + 13902 = 27498 votes 13902

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10083 Current Rating: 10083 + 10092 = 20175 votesCurrent Rating: 10083 + 10092 = 20175 votes 10092

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
1984 Current Rating: 1984 + 2313 = 4297 votesCurrent Rating: 1984 + 2313 = 4297 votes 2313

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1426 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1426 = 2742 votes 1426

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
2971 Current Rating: 2971 + 3313 = 6284 votesCurrent Rating: 2971 + 3313 = 6284 votes 3313

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1078 Current Rating: 1078 + 952 = 2030 votesCurrent Rating: 1078 + 952 = 2030 votes 952

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
644 Current Rating: 644 + 817 = 1461 votesCurrent Rating: 644 + 817 = 1461 votes 817

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 1167 = 2192 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 1167 = 2192 votes 1167


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 1058 = 2077 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 1058 = 2077 votes 1058

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 2555 = 4015 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 2555 = 4015 votes 2555

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1923 = 3384 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1923 = 3384 votes 1923

[522] 26: Hey babe
2014 Current Rating: 2014 + 2651 = 4665 votesCurrent Rating: 2014 + 2651 = 4665 votes 2651

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4558 Current Rating: 4558 + 5096 = 9654 votesCurrent Rating: 4558 + 5096 = 9654 votes 5096

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
6993 Current Rating: 6993 + 7268 = 14261 votesCurrent Rating: 6993 + 7268 = 14261 votes 7268

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24441 Current Rating: 24441 + 25974 = 50415 votesCurrent Rating: 24441 + 25974 = 50415 votes 25974

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
8883 Current Rating: 8883 + 8925 = 17808 votesCurrent Rating: 8883 + 8925 = 17808 votes 8925

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
11973 Current Rating: 11973 + 12424 = 24397 votesCurrent Rating: 11973 + 12424 = 24397 votes 12424

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
9667 Current Rating: 9667 + 10401 = 20068 votesCurrent Rating: 9667 + 10401 = 20068 votes 10401

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
25695 Current Rating: 25695 + 27133 = 52828 votesCurrent Rating: 25695 + 27133 = 52828 votes 27133

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
34840 Current Rating: 34840 + 35864 = 70704 votesCurrent Rating: 34840 + 35864 = 70704 votes 35864

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24239 Current Rating: 24239 + 25119 = 49358 votesCurrent Rating: 24239 + 25119 = 49358 votes 25119

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
10856 Current Rating: 10856 + 11178 = 22034 votesCurrent Rating: 10856 + 11178 = 22034 votes 11178

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27104 Current Rating: 27104 + 27598 = 54702 votesCurrent Rating: 27104 + 27598 = 54702 votes 27598

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 1331 = 2565 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 1331 = 2565 votes 1331

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28141 Current Rating: 28141 + 28706 = 56847 votesCurrent Rating: 28141 + 28706 = 56847 votes 28706

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
5871 Current Rating: 5871 + 6067 = 11938 votesCurrent Rating: 5871 + 6067 = 11938 votes 6067

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11545 Current Rating: 11545 + 11777 = 23322 votesCurrent Rating: 11545 + 11777 = 23322 votes 11777

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8244 Current Rating: 8244 + 8054 = 16298 votesCurrent Rating: 8244 + 8054 = 16298 votes 8054

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
6220 Current Rating: 6220 + 6365 = 12585 votesCurrent Rating: 6220 + 6365 = 12585 votes 6365


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
19138 Current Rating: 19138 + 22684 = 41822 votesCurrent Rating: 19138 + 22684 = 41822 votes 22684

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4363 Current Rating: 4363 + 4301 = 8664 votesCurrent Rating: 4363 + 4301 = 8664 votes 4301

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3344 Current Rating: 3344 + 3429 = 6773 votesCurrent Rating: 3344 + 3429 = 6773 votes 3429

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
6930 Current Rating: 6930 + 6939 = 13869 votesCurrent Rating: 6930 + 6939 = 13869 votes 6939

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
5642 Current Rating: 5642 + 5961 = 11603 votesCurrent Rating: 5642 + 5961 = 11603 votes 5961

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5251 Current Rating: 5251 + 5165 = 10416 votesCurrent Rating: 5251 + 5165 = 10416 votes 5165

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
3664 Current Rating: 3664 + 3621 = 7285 votesCurrent Rating: 3664 + 3621 = 7285 votes 3621

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
4796 Current Rating: 4796 + 4710 = 9506 votesCurrent Rating: 4796 + 4710 = 9506 votes 4710

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
3258 Current Rating: 3258 + 3323 = 6581 votesCurrent Rating: 3258 + 3323 = 6581 votes 3323

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11260 Current Rating: 11260 + 13068 = 24328 votesCurrent Rating: 11260 + 13068 = 24328 votes 13068

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13068 Current Rating: 13068 + 14616 = 27684 votesCurrent Rating: 13068 + 14616 = 27684 votes 14616

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8320 Current Rating: 8320 + 8191 = 16511 votesCurrent Rating: 8320 + 8191 = 16511 votes 8191

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8479 Current Rating: 8479 + 8059 = 16538 votesCurrent Rating: 8479 + 8059 = 16538 votes 8059

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
6865 Current Rating: 6865 + 6594 = 13459 votesCurrent Rating: 6865 + 6594 = 13459 votes 6594

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7459 Current Rating: 7459 + 7069 = 14528 votesCurrent Rating: 7459 + 7069 = 14528 votes 7069

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20084 Current Rating: 20084 + 20209 = 40293 votesCurrent Rating: 20084 + 20209 = 40293 votes 20209

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11209 Current Rating: 11209 + 11480 = 22689 votesCurrent Rating: 11209 + 11480 = 22689 votes 11480

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
8879 Current Rating: 8879 + 8137 = 17016 votesCurrent Rating: 8879 + 8137 = 17016 votes 8137

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8419 Current Rating: 8419 + 8368 = 16787 votesCurrent Rating: 8419 + 8368 = 16787 votes 8368

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10093 Current Rating: 10093 + 10129 = 20222 votesCurrent Rating: 10093 + 10129 = 20222 votes 10129

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31056 Current Rating: 31056 + 31590 = 62646 votesCurrent Rating: 31056 + 31590 = 62646 votes 31590

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
8922 Current Rating: 8922 + 8754 = 17676 votesCurrent Rating: 8922 + 8754 = 17676 votes 8754


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
8656 Current Rating: 8656 + 8130 = 16786 votesCurrent Rating: 8656 + 8130 = 16786 votes 8130

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12507 Current Rating: 12507 + 13840 = 26347 votesCurrent Rating: 12507 + 13840 = 26347 votes 13840

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12368 Current Rating: 12368 + 13546 = 25914 votesCurrent Rating: 12368 + 13546 = 25914 votes 13546

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27508 Current Rating: 27508 + 27960 = 55468 votesCurrent Rating: 27508 + 27960 = 55468 votes 27960

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
11450 Current Rating: 11450 + 12571 = 24021 votesCurrent Rating: 11450 + 12571 = 24021 votes 12571

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
19459 Current Rating: 19459 + 23441 = 42900 votesCurrent Rating: 19459 + 23441 = 42900 votes 23441

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10295 Current Rating: 10295 + 11074 = 21369 votesCurrent Rating: 10295 + 11074 = 21369 votes 11074

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
9968 Current Rating: 9968 + 9781 = 19749 votesCurrent Rating: 9968 + 9781 = 19749 votes 9781

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
25225 Current Rating: 25225 + 25498 = 50723 votesCurrent Rating: 25225 + 25498 = 50723 votes 25498

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
8577 Current Rating: 8577 + 8361 = 16938 votesCurrent Rating: 8577 + 8361 = 16938 votes 8361

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
13657 Current Rating: 13657 + 14505 = 28162 votesCurrent Rating: 13657 + 14505 = 28162 votes 14505

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
10999 Current Rating: 10999 + 10384 = 21383 votesCurrent Rating: 10999 + 10384 = 21383 votes 10384

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
10546 Current Rating: 10546 + 9924 = 20470 votesCurrent Rating: 10546 + 9924 = 20470 votes 9924

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7471 Current Rating: 7471 + 6663 = 14134 votesCurrent Rating: 7471 + 6663 = 14134 votes 6663

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4231 Current Rating: 4231 + 3876 = 8107 votesCurrent Rating: 4231 + 3876 = 8107 votes 3876

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6104 Current Rating: 6104 + 5585 = 11689 votesCurrent Rating: 6104 + 5585 = 11689 votes 5585

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9138 Current Rating: 9138 + 8480 = 17618 votesCurrent Rating: 9138 + 8480 = 17618 votes 8480

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5205 Current Rating: 5205 + 4869 = 10074 votesCurrent Rating: 5205 + 4869 = 10074 votes 4869

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4403 Current Rating: 4403 + 4595 = 8998 votesCurrent Rating: 4403 + 4595 = 8998 votes 4595

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
4992 Current Rating: 4992 + 4687 = 9679 votesCurrent Rating: 4992 + 4687 = 9679 votes 4687

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
13048 Current Rating: 13048 + 12473 = 25521 votesCurrent Rating: 13048 + 12473 = 25521 votes 12473


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
6854 Current Rating: 6854 + 6392 = 13246 votesCurrent Rating: 6854 + 6392 = 13246 votes 6392

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
3558 Current Rating: 3558 + 3178 = 6736 votesCurrent Rating: 3558 + 3178 = 6736 votes 3178

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1631 Current Rating: 1631 + 1380 = 3011 votesCurrent Rating: 1631 + 1380 = 3011 votes 1380

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
3640 Current Rating: 3640 + 3208 = 6848 votesCurrent Rating: 3640 + 3208 = 6848 votes 3208

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3183 Current Rating: 3183 + 2749 = 5932 votesCurrent Rating: 3183 + 2749 = 5932 votes 2749

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6135 Current Rating: 6135 + 6192 = 12327 votesCurrent Rating: 6135 + 6192 = 12327 votes 6192

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4017 Current Rating: 4017 + 3530 = 7547 votesCurrent Rating: 4017 + 3530 = 7547 votes 3530

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
1908 Current Rating: 1908 + 2265 = 4173 votesCurrent Rating: 1908 + 2265 = 4173 votes 2265

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2410 Current Rating: 2410 + 2192 = 4602 votesCurrent Rating: 2410 + 2192 = 4602 votes 2192

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
1841 Current Rating: 1841 + 1838 = 3679 votesCurrent Rating: 1841 + 1838 = 3679 votes 1838

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1751 Current Rating: 1751 + 1656 = 3407 votesCurrent Rating: 1751 + 1656 = 3407 votes 1656

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3281 Current Rating: 3281 + 2870 = 6151 votesCurrent Rating: 3281 + 2870 = 6151 votes 2870

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
1934 Current Rating: 1934 + 1837 = 3771 votesCurrent Rating: 1934 + 1837 = 3771 votes 1837

[448] 12: Sheís hot
4851 Current Rating: 4851 + 4568 = 9419 votesCurrent Rating: 4851 + 4568 = 9419 votes 4568

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3496 Current Rating: 3496 + 3539 = 7035 votesCurrent Rating: 3496 + 3539 = 7035 votes 3539

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
2847 Current Rating: 2847 + 2642 = 5489 votesCurrent Rating: 2847 + 2642 = 5489 votes 2642

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6334 Current Rating: 6334 + 6114 = 12448 votesCurrent Rating: 6334 + 6114 = 12448 votes 6114

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2639 Current Rating: 2639 + 2843 = 5482 votesCurrent Rating: 2639 + 2843 = 5482 votes 2843

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
2904 Current Rating: 2904 + 2942 = 5846 votesCurrent Rating: 2904 + 2942 = 5846 votes 2942

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
5562 Current Rating: 5562 + 5928 = 11490 votesCurrent Rating: 5562 + 5928 = 11490 votes 5928

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
14427 Current Rating: 14427 + 16064 = 30491 votesCurrent Rating: 14427 + 16064 = 30491 votes 16064


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
1990 Current Rating: 1990 + 2197 = 4187 votesCurrent Rating: 1990 + 2197 = 4187 votes 2197

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
4116 Current Rating: 4116 + 4065 = 8181 votesCurrent Rating: 4116 + 4065 = 8181 votes 4065

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
10861 Current Rating: 10861 + 11810 = 22671 votesCurrent Rating: 10861 + 11810 = 22671 votes 11810

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
96685 Current Rating: 96685 + 100345 = 197030 votesCurrent Rating: 96685 + 100345 = 197030 votes 100345

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
13922 Current Rating: 13922 + 14817 = 28739 votesCurrent Rating: 13922 + 14817 = 28739 votes 14817

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2366 Current Rating: 2366 + 2268 = 4634 votesCurrent Rating: 2366 + 2268 = 4634 votes 2268

[434] 21: If you went camping
2535 Current Rating: 2535 + 2841 = 5376 votesCurrent Rating: 2535 + 2841 = 5376 votes 2841

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
10670 Current Rating: 10670 + 12654 = 23324 votesCurrent Rating: 10670 + 12654 = 23324 votes 12654

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
9654 Current Rating: 9654 + 9306 = 18960 votesCurrent Rating: 9654 + 9306 = 18960 votes 9306

[431] 14: I saw a news program
3600 Current Rating: 3600 + 3676 = 7276 votesCurrent Rating: 3600 + 3676 = 7276 votes 3676

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
2600 Current Rating: 2600 + 3755 = 6355 votesCurrent Rating: 2600 + 3755 = 6355 votes 3755

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2265 Current Rating: 2265 + 2466 = 4731 votesCurrent Rating: 2265 + 2466 = 4731 votes 2466

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
2322 Current Rating: 2322 + 2667 = 4989 votesCurrent Rating: 2322 + 2667 = 4989 votes 2667

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2326 Current Rating: 2326 + 2440 = 4766 votesCurrent Rating: 2326 + 2440 = 4766 votes 2440

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2630 Current Rating: 2630 + 2574 = 5204 votesCurrent Rating: 2630 + 2574 = 5204 votes 2574

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
3978 Current Rating: 3978 + 5168 = 9146 votesCurrent Rating: 3978 + 5168 = 9146 votes 5168

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2312 Current Rating: 2312 + 2110 = 4422 votesCurrent Rating: 2312 + 2110 = 4422 votes 2110

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2347 Current Rating: 2347 + 2638 = 4985 votesCurrent Rating: 2347 + 2638 = 4985 votes 2638

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
2847 Current Rating: 2847 + 2632 = 5479 votesCurrent Rating: 2847 + 2632 = 5479 votes 2632


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2134 Current Rating: 2134 + 2178 = 4312 votesCurrent Rating: 2134 + 2178 = 4312 votes 2178

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3460 Current Rating: 3460 + 3083 = 6543 votesCurrent Rating: 3460 + 3083 = 6543 votes 3083

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3808 Current Rating: 3808 + 3279 = 7087 votesCurrent Rating: 3808 + 3279 = 7087 votes 3279

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3323 Current Rating: 3323 + 2956 = 6279 votesCurrent Rating: 3323 + 2956 = 6279 votes 2956

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2493 Current Rating: 2493 + 2512 = 5005 votesCurrent Rating: 2493 + 2512 = 5005 votes 2512

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
3849 Current Rating: 3849 + 3468 = 7317 votesCurrent Rating: 3849 + 3468 = 7317 votes 3468

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6034 Current Rating: 6034 + 6761 = 12795 votesCurrent Rating: 6034 + 6761 = 12795 votes 6761

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
7766 Current Rating: 7766 + 7208 = 14974 votesCurrent Rating: 7766 + 7208 = 14974 votes 7208

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
2819 Current Rating: 2819 + 3190 = 6009 votesCurrent Rating: 2819 + 3190 = 6009 votes 3190

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
2933 Current Rating: 2933 + 2828 = 5761 votesCurrent Rating: 2933 + 2828 = 5761 votes 2828

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
2813 Current Rating: 2813 + 3224 = 6037 votesCurrent Rating: 2813 + 3224 = 6037 votes 3224

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
6583 Current Rating: 6583 + 7380 = 13963 votesCurrent Rating: 6583 + 7380 = 13963 votes 7380

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3614 Current Rating: 3614 + 3320 = 6934 votesCurrent Rating: 3614 + 3320 = 6934 votes 3320

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
3759 Current Rating: 3759 + 3667 = 7426 votesCurrent Rating: 3759 + 3667 = 7426 votes 3667

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
4600 Current Rating: 4600 + 3991 = 8591 votesCurrent Rating: 4600 + 3991 = 8591 votes 3991

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4721 Current Rating: 4721 + 5680 = 10401 votesCurrent Rating: 4721 + 5680 = 10401 votes 5680

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
9744 Current Rating: 9744 + 9331 = 19075 votesCurrent Rating: 9744 + 9331 = 19075 votes 9331

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4044 Current Rating: 4044 + 3566 = 7610 votesCurrent Rating: 4044 + 3566 = 7610 votes 3566

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
873 Current Rating: 873 + 784 = 1657 votesCurrent Rating: 873 + 784 = 1657 votes 784

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2096 Current Rating: 2096 + 2507 = 4603 votesCurrent Rating: 2096 + 2507 = 4603 votes 2507


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
11763 Current Rating: 11763 + 12264 = 24027 votesCurrent Rating: 11763 + 12264 = 24027 votes 12264

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
6896 Current Rating: 6896 + 7081 = 13977 votesCurrent Rating: 6896 + 7081 = 13977 votes 7081

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
3656 Current Rating: 3656 + 3130 = 6786 votesCurrent Rating: 3656 + 3130 = 6786 votes 3130

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
10437 Current Rating: 10437 + 10952 = 21389 votesCurrent Rating: 10437 + 10952 = 21389 votes 10952

[397] 15: I Love you
29985 Current Rating: 29985 + 31522 = 61507 votesCurrent Rating: 29985 + 31522 = 61507 votes 31522

[396] 14: Hey, come on
4500 Current Rating: 4500 + 5650 = 10150 votesCurrent Rating: 4500 + 5650 = 10150 votes 5650

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
14564 Current Rating: 14564 + 15953 = 30517 votesCurrent Rating: 14564 + 15953 = 30517 votes 15953

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 3010 = 6368 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 3010 = 6368 votes 3010

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
3892 Current Rating: 3892 + 3662 = 7554 votesCurrent Rating: 3892 + 3662 = 7554 votes 3662

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3468 Current Rating: 3468 + 3292 = 6760 votesCurrent Rating: 3468 + 3292 = 6760 votes 3292

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3000 Current Rating: 3000 + 2816 = 5816 votesCurrent Rating: 3000 + 2816 = 5816 votes 2816

[390] 4: What are you doing?
4879 Current Rating: 4879 + 4439 = 9318 votesCurrent Rating: 4879 + 4439 = 9318 votes 4439

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
3040 Current Rating: 3040 + 4591 = 7631 votesCurrent Rating: 3040 + 4591 = 7631 votes 4591


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
4740 Current Rating: 4740 + 4360 = 9100 votesCurrent Rating: 4740 + 4360 = 9100 votes 4360

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
2671 Current Rating: 2671 + 2603 = 5274 votesCurrent Rating: 2671 + 2603 = 5274 votes 2603

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
13201 Current Rating: 13201 + 13738 = 26939 votesCurrent Rating: 13201 + 13738 = 26939 votes 13738

[385] 25: Can you please call security
7521 Current Rating: 7521 + 9116 = 16637 votesCurrent Rating: 7521 + 9116 = 16637 votes 9116

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3321 Current Rating: 3321 + 3194 = 6515 votesCurrent Rating: 3321 + 3194 = 6515 votes 3194

[383] 23: This book says
4010 Current Rating: 4010 + 3490 = 7500 votesCurrent Rating: 4010 + 3490 = 7500 votes 3490

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3285 Current Rating: 3285 + 2877 = 6162 votesCurrent Rating: 3285 + 2877 = 6162 votes 2877

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
7866 Current Rating: 7866 + 8195 = 16061 votesCurrent Rating: 7866 + 8195 = 16061 votes 8195

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
2840 Current Rating: 2840 + 2770 = 5610 votesCurrent Rating: 2840 + 2770 = 5610 votes 2770

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4413 Current Rating: 4413 + 4088 = 8501 votesCurrent Rating: 4413 + 4088 = 8501 votes 4088

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
11182 Current Rating: 11182 + 11050 = 22232 votesCurrent Rating: 11182 + 11050 = 22232 votes 11050

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
11495 Current Rating: 11495 + 12148 = 23643 votesCurrent Rating: 11495 + 12148 = 23643 votes 12148

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
53910 Current Rating: 53910 + 54533 = 108443 votesCurrent Rating: 53910 + 54533 = 108443 votes 54533

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
5076 Current Rating: 5076 + 5804 = 10880 votesCurrent Rating: 5076 + 5804 = 10880 votes 5804

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
5755 Current Rating: 5755 + 5702 = 11457 votesCurrent Rating: 5755 + 5702 = 11457 votes 5702

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
3974 Current Rating: 3974 + 3322 = 7296 votesCurrent Rating: 3974 + 3322 = 7296 votes 3322

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
9588 Current Rating: 9588 + 10390 = 19978 votesCurrent Rating: 9588 + 10390 = 19978 votes 10390

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
9420 Current Rating: 9420 + 9977 = 19397 votesCurrent Rating: 9420 + 9977 = 19397 votes 9977


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
4086 Current Rating: 4086 + 5352 = 9438 votesCurrent Rating: 4086 + 5352 = 9438 votes 5352

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
4447 Current Rating: 4447 + 4109 = 8556 votesCurrent Rating: 4447 + 4109 = 8556 votes 4109

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
4759 Current Rating: 4759 + 4032 = 8791 votesCurrent Rating: 4759 + 4032 = 8791 votes 4032

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
3778 Current Rating: 3778 + 3428 = 7206 votesCurrent Rating: 3778 + 3428 = 7206 votes 3428

[366] 22: You look like crap
3615 Current Rating: 3615 + 3615 = 7230 votesCurrent Rating: 3615 + 3615 = 7230 votes 3615

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
5958 Current Rating: 5958 + 6044 = 12002 votesCurrent Rating: 5958 + 6044 = 12002 votes 6044

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
12521 Current Rating: 12521 + 14458 = 26979 votesCurrent Rating: 12521 + 14458 = 26979 votes 14458

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6001 Current Rating: 6001 + 5323 = 11324 votesCurrent Rating: 6001 + 5323 = 11324 votes 5323

[362] 15: What was shopping like
3925 Current Rating: 3925 + 3643 = 7568 votesCurrent Rating: 3925 + 3643 = 7568 votes 3643

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3430 Current Rating: 3430 + 3675 = 7105 votesCurrent Rating: 3430 + 3675 = 7105 votes 3675

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
5583 Current Rating: 5583 + 5708 = 11291 votesCurrent Rating: 5583 + 5708 = 11291 votes 5708

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4585 Current Rating: 4585 + 3883 = 8468 votesCurrent Rating: 4585 + 3883 = 8468 votes 3883

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4316 Current Rating: 4316 + 4028 = 8344 votesCurrent Rating: 4316 + 4028 = 8344 votes 4028

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
11157 Current Rating: 11157 + 10476 = 21633 votesCurrent Rating: 11157 + 10476 = 21633 votes 10476

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3137 Current Rating: 3137 + 3295 = 6432 votesCurrent Rating: 3137 + 3295 = 6432 votes 3295

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3148 Current Rating: 3148 + 3435 = 6583 votesCurrent Rating: 3148 + 3435 = 6583 votes 3435

[354] 1: In the old days
4993 Current Rating: 4993 + 5620 = 10613 votesCurrent Rating: 4993 + 5620 = 10613 votes 5620


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7409 Current Rating: 7409 + 6859 = 14268 votesCurrent Rating: 7409 + 6859 = 14268 votes 6859

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3445 Current Rating: 3445 + 3390 = 6835 votesCurrent Rating: 3445 + 3390 = 6835 votes 3390

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
2711 Current Rating: 2711 + 2885 = 5596 votesCurrent Rating: 2711 + 2885 = 5596 votes 2885

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3497 Current Rating: 3497 + 3489 = 6986 votesCurrent Rating: 3497 + 3489 = 6986 votes 3489

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3273 Current Rating: 3273 + 3128 = 6401 votesCurrent Rating: 3273 + 3128 = 6401 votes 3128

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
3694 Current Rating: 3694 + 3774 = 7468 votesCurrent Rating: 3694 + 3774 = 7468 votes 3774

[347] 19: Left a bit...
3834 Current Rating: 3834 + 3805 = 7639 votesCurrent Rating: 3834 + 3805 = 7639 votes 3805

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2543 Current Rating: 2543 + 2624 = 5167 votesCurrent Rating: 2543 + 2624 = 5167 votes 2624

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2479 Current Rating: 2479 + 2786 = 5265 votesCurrent Rating: 2479 + 2786 = 5265 votes 2786

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3185 Current Rating: 3185 + 3410 = 6595 votesCurrent Rating: 3185 + 3410 = 6595 votes 3410

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3035 Current Rating: 3035 + 3096 = 6131 votesCurrent Rating: 3035 + 3096 = 6131 votes 3096

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2264 Current Rating: 2264 + 2604 = 4868 votesCurrent Rating: 2264 + 2604 = 4868 votes 2604

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
2201 Current Rating: 2201 + 2999 = 5200 votesCurrent Rating: 2201 + 2999 = 5200 votes 2999






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