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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3821 Current Rating: 3821 + 3947 = 7768 votesCurrent Rating: 3821 + 3947 = 7768 votes 3947

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
5787 Current Rating: 5787 + 5956 = 11743 votesCurrent Rating: 5787 + 5956 = 11743 votes 5956

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3107 Current Rating: 3107 + 3425 = 6532 votesCurrent Rating: 3107 + 3425 = 6532 votes 3425

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3106 Current Rating: 3106 + 3015 = 6121 votesCurrent Rating: 3106 + 3015 = 6121 votes 3015

[557] 19: Save a cow
2898 Current Rating: 2898 + 2624 = 5522 votesCurrent Rating: 2898 + 2624 = 5522 votes 2624

[556] 15: You know the idiom
14180 Current Rating: 14180 + 16254 = 30434 votesCurrent Rating: 14180 + 16254 = 30434 votes 16254

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
9831 Current Rating: 9831 + 8904 = 18735 votesCurrent Rating: 9831 + 8904 = 18735 votes 8904

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
14618 Current Rating: 14618 + 20305 = 34923 votesCurrent Rating: 14618 + 20305 = 34923 votes 20305

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12314 Current Rating: 12314 + 13289 = 25603 votesCurrent Rating: 12314 + 13289 = 25603 votes 13289

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
17253 Current Rating: 17253 + 50207 = 67460 votesCurrent Rating: 17253 + 50207 = 67460 votes 50207

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12278 Current Rating: 12278 + 14085 = 26363 votesCurrent Rating: 12278 + 14085 = 26363 votes 14085

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
6156 Current Rating: 6156 + 6005 = 12161 votesCurrent Rating: 6156 + 6005 = 12161 votes 6005

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6258 Current Rating: 6258 + 6233 = 12491 votesCurrent Rating: 6258 + 6233 = 12491 votes 6233

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4036 Current Rating: 4036 + 4066 = 8102 votesCurrent Rating: 4036 + 4066 = 8102 votes 4066

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18572 Current Rating: 18572 + 18999 = 37571 votesCurrent Rating: 18572 + 18999 = 37571 votes 18999


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10416 Current Rating: 10416 + 10743 = 21159 votesCurrent Rating: 10416 + 10743 = 21159 votes 10743

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6001 Current Rating: 6001 + 5777 = 11778 votesCurrent Rating: 6001 + 5777 = 11778 votes 5777

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7721 Current Rating: 7721 + 7642 = 15363 votesCurrent Rating: 7721 + 7642 = 15363 votes 7642

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12602 Current Rating: 12602 + 13213 = 25815 votesCurrent Rating: 12602 + 13213 = 25815 votes 13213

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5144 Current Rating: 5144 + 5008 = 10152 votesCurrent Rating: 5144 + 5008 = 10152 votes 5008

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12694 Current Rating: 12694 + 14046 = 26740 votesCurrent Rating: 12694 + 14046 = 26740 votes 14046

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11379 Current Rating: 11379 + 10889 = 22268 votesCurrent Rating: 11379 + 10889 = 22268 votes 10889

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20680 Current Rating: 20680 + 21246 = 41926 votesCurrent Rating: 20680 + 21246 = 41926 votes 21246

[538] 17: A real man
6350 Current Rating: 6350 + 6303 = 12653 votesCurrent Rating: 6350 + 6303 = 12653 votes 6303

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14086 Current Rating: 14086 + 14264 = 28350 votesCurrent Rating: 14086 + 14264 = 28350 votes 14264

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
5887 Current Rating: 5887 + 5972 = 11859 votesCurrent Rating: 5887 + 5972 = 11859 votes 5972

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16390 Current Rating: 16390 + 16876 = 33266 votesCurrent Rating: 16390 + 16876 = 33266 votes 16876

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14638 Current Rating: 14638 + 15098 = 29736 votesCurrent Rating: 14638 + 15098 = 29736 votes 15098

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13712 Current Rating: 13712 + 14028 = 27740 votesCurrent Rating: 13712 + 14028 = 27740 votes 14028

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10568 Current Rating: 10568 + 10388 = 20956 votesCurrent Rating: 10568 + 10388 = 20956 votes 10388

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2167 Current Rating: 2167 + 2503 = 4670 votesCurrent Rating: 2167 + 2503 = 4670 votes 2503

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1661 = 3215 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1661 = 3215 votes 1661

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3227 Current Rating: 3227 + 3593 = 6820 votesCurrent Rating: 3227 + 3593 = 6820 votes 3593

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1573 Current Rating: 1573 + 1178 = 2751 votesCurrent Rating: 1573 + 1178 = 2751 votes 1178

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
902 Current Rating: 902 + 1068 = 1970 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 1068 = 1970 votes 1068

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1340 = 2556 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1340 = 2556 votes 1340


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1286 Current Rating: 1286 + 1297 = 2583 votesCurrent Rating: 1286 + 1297 = 2583 votes 1297

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1658 Current Rating: 1658 + 3155 = 4813 votesCurrent Rating: 1658 + 3155 = 4813 votes 3155

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1709 Current Rating: 1709 + 2221 = 3930 votesCurrent Rating: 1709 + 2221 = 3930 votes 2221

[522] 26: Hey babe
2238 Current Rating: 2238 + 2873 = 5111 votesCurrent Rating: 2238 + 2873 = 5111 votes 2873

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4792 Current Rating: 4792 + 5334 = 10126 votesCurrent Rating: 4792 + 5334 = 10126 votes 5334

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7224 Current Rating: 7224 + 7482 = 14706 votesCurrent Rating: 7224 + 7482 = 14706 votes 7482

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24760 Current Rating: 24760 + 26334 = 51094 votesCurrent Rating: 24760 + 26334 = 51094 votes 26334

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9129 Current Rating: 9129 + 9105 = 18234 votesCurrent Rating: 9129 + 9105 = 18234 votes 9105

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12138 Current Rating: 12138 + 12621 = 24759 votesCurrent Rating: 12138 + 12621 = 24759 votes 12621

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
9948 Current Rating: 9948 + 10611 = 20559 votesCurrent Rating: 9948 + 10611 = 20559 votes 10611

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26322 Current Rating: 26322 + 27649 = 53971 votesCurrent Rating: 26322 + 27649 = 53971 votes 27649

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
36328 Current Rating: 36328 + 36371 = 72699 votesCurrent Rating: 36328 + 36371 = 72699 votes 36371

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24412 Current Rating: 24412 + 25330 = 49742 votesCurrent Rating: 24412 + 25330 = 49742 votes 25330

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11144 Current Rating: 11144 + 11468 = 22612 votesCurrent Rating: 11144 + 11468 = 22612 votes 11468

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27298 Current Rating: 27298 + 27779 = 55077 votesCurrent Rating: 27298 + 27779 = 55077 votes 27779

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1470 Current Rating: 1470 + 1569 = 3039 votesCurrent Rating: 1470 + 1569 = 3039 votes 1569

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28399 Current Rating: 28399 + 28943 = 57342 votesCurrent Rating: 28399 + 28943 = 57342 votes 28943

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6145 Current Rating: 6145 + 6298 = 12443 votesCurrent Rating: 6145 + 6298 = 12443 votes 6298

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11800 Current Rating: 11800 + 12090 = 23890 votesCurrent Rating: 11800 + 12090 = 23890 votes 12090

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8698 Current Rating: 8698 + 8353 = 17051 votesCurrent Rating: 8698 + 8353 = 17051 votes 8353

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
6846 Current Rating: 6846 + 6826 = 13672 votesCurrent Rating: 6846 + 6826 = 13672 votes 6826


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
22754 Current Rating: 22754 + 27769 = 50523 votesCurrent Rating: 22754 + 27769 = 50523 votes 27769

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4738 Current Rating: 4738 + 4673 = 9411 votesCurrent Rating: 4738 + 4673 = 9411 votes 4673

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3668 Current Rating: 3668 + 3661 = 7329 votesCurrent Rating: 3668 + 3661 = 7329 votes 3661

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7331 Current Rating: 7331 + 7262 = 14593 votesCurrent Rating: 7331 + 7262 = 14593 votes 7262

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
5906 Current Rating: 5906 + 6220 = 12126 votesCurrent Rating: 5906 + 6220 = 12126 votes 6220

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5721 Current Rating: 5721 + 5569 = 11290 votesCurrent Rating: 5721 + 5569 = 11290 votes 5569

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
3949 Current Rating: 3949 + 3884 = 7833 votesCurrent Rating: 3949 + 3884 = 7833 votes 3884

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5058 Current Rating: 5058 + 4954 = 10012 votesCurrent Rating: 5058 + 4954 = 10012 votes 4954

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
3921 Current Rating: 3921 + 3924 = 7845 votesCurrent Rating: 3921 + 3924 = 7845 votes 3924

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11655 Current Rating: 11655 + 15033 = 26688 votesCurrent Rating: 11655 + 15033 = 26688 votes 15033

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13413 Current Rating: 13413 + 15299 = 28712 votesCurrent Rating: 13413 + 15299 = 28712 votes 15299

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8688 Current Rating: 8688 + 8405 = 17093 votesCurrent Rating: 8688 + 8405 = 17093 votes 8405

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8641 Current Rating: 8641 + 8242 = 16883 votesCurrent Rating: 8641 + 8242 = 16883 votes 8242

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
7199 Current Rating: 7199 + 6863 = 14062 votesCurrent Rating: 7199 + 6863 = 14062 votes 6863

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7619 Current Rating: 7619 + 7219 = 14838 votesCurrent Rating: 7619 + 7219 = 14838 votes 7219

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20546 Current Rating: 20546 + 20543 = 41089 votesCurrent Rating: 20546 + 20543 = 41089 votes 20543

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11484 Current Rating: 11484 + 11763 = 23247 votesCurrent Rating: 11484 + 11763 = 23247 votes 11763

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9328 Current Rating: 9328 + 8286 = 17614 votesCurrent Rating: 9328 + 8286 = 17614 votes 8286

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8706 Current Rating: 8706 + 8653 = 17359 votesCurrent Rating: 8706 + 8653 = 17359 votes 8653

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10460 Current Rating: 10460 + 10486 = 20946 votesCurrent Rating: 10460 + 10486 = 20946 votes 10486

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31254 Current Rating: 31254 + 31804 = 63058 votesCurrent Rating: 31254 + 31804 = 63058 votes 31804

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9174 Current Rating: 9174 + 8973 = 18147 votesCurrent Rating: 9174 + 8973 = 18147 votes 8973


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
9125 Current Rating: 9125 + 8363 = 17488 votesCurrent Rating: 9125 + 8363 = 17488 votes 8363

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12756 Current Rating: 12756 + 14333 = 27089 votesCurrent Rating: 12756 + 14333 = 27089 votes 14333

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12758 Current Rating: 12758 + 14208 = 26966 votesCurrent Rating: 12758 + 14208 = 26966 votes 14208

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27727 Current Rating: 27727 + 28132 = 55859 votesCurrent Rating: 27727 + 28132 = 55859 votes 28132

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
12018 Current Rating: 12018 + 13673 = 25691 votesCurrent Rating: 12018 + 13673 = 25691 votes 13673

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
24740 Current Rating: 24740 + 31329 = 56069 votesCurrent Rating: 24740 + 31329 = 56069 votes 31329

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10860 Current Rating: 10860 + 11581 = 22441 votesCurrent Rating: 10860 + 11581 = 22441 votes 11581

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10297 Current Rating: 10297 + 10075 = 20372 votesCurrent Rating: 10297 + 10075 = 20372 votes 10075

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
26143 Current Rating: 26143 + 26171 = 52314 votesCurrent Rating: 26143 + 26171 = 52314 votes 26171

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
8972 Current Rating: 8972 + 8665 = 17637 votesCurrent Rating: 8972 + 8665 = 17637 votes 8665

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
13924 Current Rating: 13924 + 14877 = 28801 votesCurrent Rating: 13924 + 14877 = 28801 votes 14877

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11304 Current Rating: 11304 + 10684 = 21988 votesCurrent Rating: 11304 + 10684 = 21988 votes 10684

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
10963 Current Rating: 10963 + 10238 = 21201 votesCurrent Rating: 10963 + 10238 = 21201 votes 10238

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7687 Current Rating: 7687 + 6863 = 14550 votesCurrent Rating: 7687 + 6863 = 14550 votes 6863

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4581 Current Rating: 4581 + 4159 = 8740 votesCurrent Rating: 4581 + 4159 = 8740 votes 4159

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6381 Current Rating: 6381 + 5787 = 12168 votesCurrent Rating: 6381 + 5787 = 12168 votes 5787

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9342 Current Rating: 9342 + 8656 = 17998 votesCurrent Rating: 9342 + 8656 = 17998 votes 8656

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5532 Current Rating: 5532 + 5212 = 10744 votesCurrent Rating: 5532 + 5212 = 10744 votes 5212

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4837 Current Rating: 4837 + 5025 = 9862 votesCurrent Rating: 4837 + 5025 = 9862 votes 5025

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5371 Current Rating: 5371 + 4889 = 10260 votesCurrent Rating: 5371 + 4889 = 10260 votes 4889

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
13973 Current Rating: 13973 + 13500 = 27473 votesCurrent Rating: 13973 + 13500 = 27473 votes 13500


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
7967 Current Rating: 7967 + 6866 = 14833 votesCurrent Rating: 7967 + 6866 = 14833 votes 6866

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4014 Current Rating: 4014 + 3636 = 7650 votesCurrent Rating: 4014 + 3636 = 7650 votes 3636

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1876 Current Rating: 1876 + 1599 = 3475 votesCurrent Rating: 1876 + 1599 = 3475 votes 1599

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
3945 Current Rating: 3945 + 3468 = 7413 votesCurrent Rating: 3945 + 3468 = 7413 votes 3468

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3430 Current Rating: 3430 + 2986 = 6416 votesCurrent Rating: 3430 + 2986 = 6416 votes 2986

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6480 Current Rating: 6480 + 6466 = 12946 votesCurrent Rating: 6480 + 6466 = 12946 votes 6466

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4481 Current Rating: 4481 + 3892 = 8373 votesCurrent Rating: 4481 + 3892 = 8373 votes 3892

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2112 Current Rating: 2112 + 2489 = 4601 votesCurrent Rating: 2112 + 2489 = 4601 votes 2489

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2750 Current Rating: 2750 + 2522 = 5272 votesCurrent Rating: 2750 + 2522 = 5272 votes 2522

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2165 Current Rating: 2165 + 2218 = 4383 votesCurrent Rating: 2165 + 2218 = 4383 votes 2218

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1904 Current Rating: 1904 + 1811 = 3715 votesCurrent Rating: 1904 + 1811 = 3715 votes 1811

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3587 Current Rating: 3587 + 3156 = 6743 votesCurrent Rating: 3587 + 3156 = 6743 votes 3156

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2252 Current Rating: 2252 + 2177 = 4429 votesCurrent Rating: 2252 + 2177 = 4429 votes 2177

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5754 Current Rating: 5754 + 5299 = 11053 votesCurrent Rating: 5754 + 5299 = 11053 votes 5299

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3808 Current Rating: 3808 + 3859 = 7667 votesCurrent Rating: 3808 + 3859 = 7667 votes 3859

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3045 Current Rating: 3045 + 2791 = 5836 votesCurrent Rating: 3045 + 2791 = 5836 votes 2791

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6770 Current Rating: 6770 + 6442 = 13212 votesCurrent Rating: 6770 + 6442 = 13212 votes 6442

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2827 Current Rating: 2827 + 3040 = 5867 votesCurrent Rating: 2827 + 3040 = 5867 votes 3040

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
3365 Current Rating: 3365 + 3461 = 6826 votesCurrent Rating: 3365 + 3461 = 6826 votes 3461

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
5945 Current Rating: 5945 + 6292 = 12237 votesCurrent Rating: 5945 + 6292 = 12237 votes 6292

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17200 Current Rating: 17200 + 16809 = 34009 votesCurrent Rating: 17200 + 16809 = 34009 votes 16809


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2353 Current Rating: 2353 + 2529 = 4882 votesCurrent Rating: 2353 + 2529 = 4882 votes 2529

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
4680 Current Rating: 4680 + 4504 = 9184 votesCurrent Rating: 4680 + 4504 = 9184 votes 4504

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
36741 Current Rating: 36741 + 26809 = 63550 votesCurrent Rating: 36741 + 26809 = 63550 votes 26809

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
186262 Current Rating: 186262 + 182664 = 368926 votesCurrent Rating: 186262 + 182664 = 368926 votes 182664

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
14972 Current Rating: 14972 + 15382 = 30354 votesCurrent Rating: 14972 + 15382 = 30354 votes 15382

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2568 Current Rating: 2568 + 2456 = 5024 votesCurrent Rating: 2568 + 2456 = 5024 votes 2456

[434] 21: If you went camping
2877 Current Rating: 2877 + 3221 = 6098 votesCurrent Rating: 2877 + 3221 = 6098 votes 3221

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11280 Current Rating: 11280 + 15447 = 26727 votesCurrent Rating: 11280 + 15447 = 26727 votes 15447

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
11583 Current Rating: 11583 + 12462 = 24045 votesCurrent Rating: 11583 + 12462 = 24045 votes 12462

[431] 14: I saw a news program
4005 Current Rating: 4005 + 3981 = 7986 votesCurrent Rating: 4005 + 3981 = 7986 votes 3981

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
2985 Current Rating: 2985 + 4469 = 7454 votesCurrent Rating: 2985 + 4469 = 7454 votes 4469

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2508 Current Rating: 2508 + 2701 = 5209 votesCurrent Rating: 2508 + 2701 = 5209 votes 2701

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
3215 Current Rating: 3215 + 3229 = 6444 votesCurrent Rating: 3215 + 3229 = 6444 votes 3229

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2681 Current Rating: 2681 + 2710 = 5391 votesCurrent Rating: 2681 + 2710 = 5391 votes 2710

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2798 Current Rating: 2798 + 2740 = 5538 votesCurrent Rating: 2798 + 2740 = 5538 votes 2740

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
7226 Current Rating: 7226 + 8173 = 15399 votesCurrent Rating: 7226 + 8173 = 15399 votes 8173

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2502 Current Rating: 2502 + 2324 = 4826 votesCurrent Rating: 2502 + 2324 = 4826 votes 2324

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2695 Current Rating: 2695 + 3097 = 5792 votesCurrent Rating: 2695 + 3097 = 5792 votes 3097

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3055 Current Rating: 3055 + 2816 = 5871 votesCurrent Rating: 3055 + 2816 = 5871 votes 2816


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2463 Current Rating: 2463 + 2553 = 5016 votesCurrent Rating: 2463 + 2553 = 5016 votes 2553

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3734 Current Rating: 3734 + 3335 = 7069 votesCurrent Rating: 3734 + 3335 = 7069 votes 3335

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3825 Current Rating: 3825 + 3321 = 7146 votesCurrent Rating: 3825 + 3321 = 7146 votes 3321

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3523 Current Rating: 3523 + 3173 = 6696 votesCurrent Rating: 3523 + 3173 = 6696 votes 3173

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2730 Current Rating: 2730 + 2789 = 5519 votesCurrent Rating: 2730 + 2789 = 5519 votes 2789

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4062 Current Rating: 4062 + 3682 = 7744 votesCurrent Rating: 4062 + 3682 = 7744 votes 3682

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6461 Current Rating: 6461 + 7000 = 13461 votesCurrent Rating: 6461 + 7000 = 13461 votes 7000

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8221 Current Rating: 8221 + 7406 = 15627 votesCurrent Rating: 8221 + 7406 = 15627 votes 7406

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
3355 Current Rating: 3355 + 3757 = 7112 votesCurrent Rating: 3355 + 3757 = 7112 votes 3757

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3170 Current Rating: 3170 + 3041 = 6211 votesCurrent Rating: 3170 + 3041 = 6211 votes 3041

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3117 Current Rating: 3117 + 3474 = 6591 votesCurrent Rating: 3117 + 3474 = 6591 votes 3474

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
7034 Current Rating: 7034 + 7642 = 14676 votesCurrent Rating: 7034 + 7642 = 14676 votes 7642

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3863 Current Rating: 3863 + 3603 = 7466 votesCurrent Rating: 3863 + 3603 = 7466 votes 3603

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4054 Current Rating: 4054 + 3913 = 7967 votesCurrent Rating: 4054 + 3913 = 7967 votes 3913

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
4908 Current Rating: 4908 + 4309 = 9217 votesCurrent Rating: 4908 + 4309 = 9217 votes 4309

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4917 Current Rating: 4917 + 5837 = 10754 votesCurrent Rating: 4917 + 5837 = 10754 votes 5837

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
11735 Current Rating: 11735 + 12219 = 23954 votesCurrent Rating: 11735 + 12219 = 23954 votes 12219

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4309 Current Rating: 4309 + 3826 = 8135 votesCurrent Rating: 4309 + 3826 = 8135 votes 3826

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1020 = 2252 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1020 = 2252 votes 1020

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2487 Current Rating: 2487 + 3060 = 5547 votesCurrent Rating: 2487 + 3060 = 5547 votes 3060


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
12637 Current Rating: 12637 + 14186 = 26823 votesCurrent Rating: 12637 + 14186 = 26823 votes 14186

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
7968 Current Rating: 7968 + 7714 = 15682 votesCurrent Rating: 7968 + 7714 = 15682 votes 7714

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
3940 Current Rating: 3940 + 3419 = 7359 votesCurrent Rating: 3940 + 3419 = 7359 votes 3419

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
11693 Current Rating: 11693 + 12425 = 24118 votesCurrent Rating: 11693 + 12425 = 24118 votes 12425

[397] 15: I Love you
31849 Current Rating: 31849 + 32958 = 64807 votesCurrent Rating: 31849 + 32958 = 64807 votes 32958

[396] 14: Hey, come on
5302 Current Rating: 5302 + 6172 = 11474 votesCurrent Rating: 5302 + 6172 = 11474 votes 6172

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
20880 Current Rating: 20880 + 25004 = 45884 votesCurrent Rating: 20880 + 25004 = 45884 votes 25004

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3703 Current Rating: 3703 + 3302 = 7005 votesCurrent Rating: 3703 + 3302 = 7005 votes 3302

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4120 Current Rating: 4120 + 3851 = 7971 votesCurrent Rating: 4120 + 3851 = 7971 votes 3851

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3780 Current Rating: 3780 + 3603 = 7383 votesCurrent Rating: 3780 + 3603 = 7383 votes 3603

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3321 Current Rating: 3321 + 3148 = 6469 votesCurrent Rating: 3321 + 3148 = 6469 votes 3148

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5005 Current Rating: 5005 + 4564 = 9569 votesCurrent Rating: 5005 + 4564 = 9569 votes 4564

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
4194 Current Rating: 4194 + 5854 = 10048 votesCurrent Rating: 4194 + 5854 = 10048 votes 5854


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5141 Current Rating: 5141 + 4735 = 9876 votesCurrent Rating: 5141 + 4735 = 9876 votes 4735

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3073 Current Rating: 3073 + 3010 = 6083 votesCurrent Rating: 3073 + 3010 = 6083 votes 3010

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15065 Current Rating: 15065 + 14988 = 30053 votesCurrent Rating: 15065 + 14988 = 30053 votes 14988

[385] 25: Can you please call security
8105 Current Rating: 8105 + 9509 = 17614 votesCurrent Rating: 8105 + 9509 = 17614 votes 9509

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3533 Current Rating: 3533 + 3438 = 6971 votesCurrent Rating: 3533 + 3438 = 6971 votes 3438

[383] 23: This book says
4368 Current Rating: 4368 + 3787 = 8155 votesCurrent Rating: 4368 + 3787 = 8155 votes 3787

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3805 Current Rating: 3805 + 3347 = 7152 votesCurrent Rating: 3805 + 3347 = 7152 votes 3347

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
8855 Current Rating: 8855 + 8597 = 17452 votesCurrent Rating: 8855 + 8597 = 17452 votes 8597

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
3819 Current Rating: 3819 + 3432 = 7251 votesCurrent Rating: 3819 + 3432 = 7251 votes 3432

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4596 Current Rating: 4596 + 4286 = 8882 votesCurrent Rating: 4596 + 4286 = 8882 votes 4286

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
12274 Current Rating: 12274 + 16668 = 28942 votesCurrent Rating: 12274 + 16668 = 28942 votes 16668

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
12425 Current Rating: 12425 + 17051 = 29476 votesCurrent Rating: 12425 + 17051 = 29476 votes 17051

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
67238 Current Rating: 67238 + 61993 = 129231 votesCurrent Rating: 67238 + 61993 = 129231 votes 61993

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
5610 Current Rating: 5610 + 6212 = 11822 votesCurrent Rating: 5610 + 6212 = 11822 votes 6212

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6222 Current Rating: 6222 + 6007 = 12229 votesCurrent Rating: 6222 + 6007 = 12229 votes 6007

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4259 Current Rating: 4259 + 3544 = 7803 votesCurrent Rating: 4259 + 3544 = 7803 votes 3544

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10096 Current Rating: 10096 + 10641 = 20737 votesCurrent Rating: 10096 + 10641 = 20737 votes 10641

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
12714 Current Rating: 12714 + 14400 = 27114 votesCurrent Rating: 12714 + 14400 = 27114 votes 14400


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
5491 Current Rating: 5491 + 6259 = 11750 votesCurrent Rating: 5491 + 6259 = 11750 votes 6259

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
5015 Current Rating: 5015 + 4476 = 9491 votesCurrent Rating: 5015 + 4476 = 9491 votes 4476

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5063 Current Rating: 5063 + 4342 = 9405 votesCurrent Rating: 5063 + 4342 = 9405 votes 4342

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4171 Current Rating: 4171 + 3720 = 7891 votesCurrent Rating: 4171 + 3720 = 7891 votes 3720

[366] 22: You look like crap
4055 Current Rating: 4055 + 3911 = 7966 votesCurrent Rating: 4055 + 3911 = 7966 votes 3911

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
7200 Current Rating: 7200 + 6580 = 13780 votesCurrent Rating: 7200 + 6580 = 13780 votes 6580

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
12973 Current Rating: 12973 + 16120 = 29093 votesCurrent Rating: 12973 + 16120 = 29093 votes 16120

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6666 Current Rating: 6666 + 5723 = 12389 votesCurrent Rating: 6666 + 5723 = 12389 votes 5723

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4151 Current Rating: 4151 + 3867 = 8018 votesCurrent Rating: 4151 + 3867 = 8018 votes 3867

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3811 Current Rating: 3811 + 4322 = 8133 votesCurrent Rating: 3811 + 4322 = 8133 votes 4322

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
5983 Current Rating: 5983 + 6009 = 11992 votesCurrent Rating: 5983 + 6009 = 11992 votes 6009

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4838 Current Rating: 4838 + 4093 = 8931 votesCurrent Rating: 4838 + 4093 = 8931 votes 4093

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4654 Current Rating: 4654 + 4372 = 9026 votesCurrent Rating: 4654 + 4372 = 9026 votes 4372

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12002 Current Rating: 12002 + 11339 = 23341 votesCurrent Rating: 12002 + 11339 = 23341 votes 11339

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3505 Current Rating: 3505 + 3690 = 7195 votesCurrent Rating: 3505 + 3690 = 7195 votes 3690

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3516 Current Rating: 3516 + 3754 = 7270 votesCurrent Rating: 3516 + 3754 = 7270 votes 3754

[354] 1: In the old days
5330 Current Rating: 5330 + 5939 = 11269 votesCurrent Rating: 5330 + 5939 = 11269 votes 5939


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7830 Current Rating: 7830 + 7175 = 15005 votesCurrent Rating: 7830 + 7175 = 15005 votes 7175

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3750 Current Rating: 3750 + 3711 = 7461 votesCurrent Rating: 3750 + 3711 = 7461 votes 3711

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
2950 Current Rating: 2950 + 3114 = 6064 votesCurrent Rating: 2950 + 3114 = 6064 votes 3114

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3720 Current Rating: 3720 + 3649 = 7369 votesCurrent Rating: 3720 + 3649 = 7369 votes 3649

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3672 Current Rating: 3672 + 3465 = 7137 votesCurrent Rating: 3672 + 3465 = 7137 votes 3465

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
3923 Current Rating: 3923 + 4028 = 7951 votesCurrent Rating: 3923 + 4028 = 7951 votes 4028

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4408 Current Rating: 4408 + 4269 = 8677 votesCurrent Rating: 4408 + 4269 = 8677 votes 4269

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2782 Current Rating: 2782 + 2875 = 5657 votesCurrent Rating: 2782 + 2875 = 5657 votes 2875

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2839 Current Rating: 2839 + 3137 = 5976 votesCurrent Rating: 2839 + 3137 = 5976 votes 3137

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3489 Current Rating: 3489 + 3706 = 7195 votesCurrent Rating: 3489 + 3706 = 7195 votes 3706

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3557 Current Rating: 3557 + 3600 = 7157 votesCurrent Rating: 3557 + 3600 = 7157 votes 3600

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2528 Current Rating: 2528 + 2919 = 5447 votesCurrent Rating: 2528 + 2919 = 5447 votes 2919

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
2848 Current Rating: 2848 + 3950 = 6798 votesCurrent Rating: 2848 + 3950 = 6798 votes 3950






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