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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
4072 Current Rating: 4072 + 4190 = 8262 votesCurrent Rating: 4072 + 4190 = 8262 votes 4190

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
6249 Current Rating: 6249 + 6306 = 12555 votesCurrent Rating: 6249 + 6306 = 12555 votes 6306

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3228 Current Rating: 3228 + 3568 = 6796 votesCurrent Rating: 3228 + 3568 = 6796 votes 3568

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3280 Current Rating: 3280 + 3152 = 6432 votesCurrent Rating: 3280 + 3152 = 6432 votes 3152

[557] 19: Save a cow
3292 Current Rating: 3292 + 2877 = 6169 votesCurrent Rating: 3292 + 2877 = 6169 votes 2877

[556] 15: You know the idiom
14723 Current Rating: 14723 + 16837 = 31560 votesCurrent Rating: 14723 + 16837 = 31560 votes 16837

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
10241 Current Rating: 10241 + 11150 = 21391 votesCurrent Rating: 10241 + 11150 = 21391 votes 11150

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
15059 Current Rating: 15059 + 22362 = 37421 votesCurrent Rating: 15059 + 22362 = 37421 votes 22362

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12691 Current Rating: 12691 + 14278 = 26969 votesCurrent Rating: 12691 + 14278 = 26969 votes 14278

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
18276 Current Rating: 18276 + 62914 = 81190 votesCurrent Rating: 18276 + 62914 = 81190 votes 62914

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12565 Current Rating: 12565 + 15152 = 27717 votesCurrent Rating: 12565 + 15152 = 27717 votes 15152

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
6598 Current Rating: 6598 + 6252 = 12850 votesCurrent Rating: 6598 + 6252 = 12850 votes 6252

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6437 Current Rating: 6437 + 6372 = 12809 votesCurrent Rating: 6437 + 6372 = 12809 votes 6372

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4298 Current Rating: 4298 + 4322 = 8620 votesCurrent Rating: 4298 + 4322 = 8620 votes 4322

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18787 Current Rating: 18787 + 19217 = 38004 votesCurrent Rating: 18787 + 19217 = 38004 votes 19217


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10570 Current Rating: 10570 + 10920 = 21490 votesCurrent Rating: 10570 + 10920 = 21490 votes 10920

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6160 Current Rating: 6160 + 5955 = 12115 votesCurrent Rating: 6160 + 5955 = 12115 votes 5955

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7873 Current Rating: 7873 + 7803 = 15676 votesCurrent Rating: 7873 + 7803 = 15676 votes 7803

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12743 Current Rating: 12743 + 13423 = 26166 votesCurrent Rating: 12743 + 13423 = 26166 votes 13423

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5493 Current Rating: 5493 + 5320 = 10813 votesCurrent Rating: 5493 + 5320 = 10813 votes 5320

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12901 Current Rating: 12901 + 14300 = 27201 votesCurrent Rating: 12901 + 14300 = 27201 votes 14300

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11611 Current Rating: 11611 + 11152 = 22763 votesCurrent Rating: 11611 + 11152 = 22763 votes 11152

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20889 Current Rating: 20889 + 21459 = 42348 votesCurrent Rating: 20889 + 21459 = 42348 votes 21459

[538] 17: A real man
6562 Current Rating: 6562 + 6512 = 13074 votesCurrent Rating: 6562 + 6512 = 13074 votes 6512

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14331 Current Rating: 14331 + 14494 = 28825 votesCurrent Rating: 14331 + 14494 = 28825 votes 14494

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
6168 Current Rating: 6168 + 6245 = 12413 votesCurrent Rating: 6168 + 6245 = 12413 votes 6245

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16559 Current Rating: 16559 + 17048 = 33607 votesCurrent Rating: 16559 + 17048 = 33607 votes 17048

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14863 Current Rating: 14863 + 15324 = 30187 votesCurrent Rating: 14863 + 15324 = 30187 votes 15324

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13812 Current Rating: 13812 + 14143 = 27955 votesCurrent Rating: 13812 + 14143 = 27955 votes 14143

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10803 Current Rating: 10803 + 10618 = 21421 votesCurrent Rating: 10803 + 10618 = 21421 votes 10618

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2388 Current Rating: 2388 + 2723 = 5111 votesCurrent Rating: 2388 + 2723 = 5111 votes 2723

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1775 Current Rating: 1775 + 1865 = 3640 votesCurrent Rating: 1775 + 1865 = 3640 votes 1865

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3415 Current Rating: 3415 + 3790 = 7205 votesCurrent Rating: 3415 + 3790 = 7205 votes 3790

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1776 Current Rating: 1776 + 1389 = 3165 votesCurrent Rating: 1776 + 1389 = 3165 votes 1389

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 1335 = 2510 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 1335 = 2510 votes 1335

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1517 = 2919 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1517 = 2919 votes 1517


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1521 Current Rating: 1521 + 1518 = 3039 votesCurrent Rating: 1521 + 1518 = 3039 votes 1518

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1899 Current Rating: 1899 + 3583 = 5482 votesCurrent Rating: 1899 + 3583 = 5482 votes 3583

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
2015 Current Rating: 2015 + 2553 = 4568 votesCurrent Rating: 2015 + 2553 = 4568 votes 2553

[522] 26: Hey babe
2442 Current Rating: 2442 + 3074 = 5516 votesCurrent Rating: 2442 + 3074 = 5516 votes 3074

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
5077 Current Rating: 5077 + 5611 = 10688 votesCurrent Rating: 5077 + 5611 = 10688 votes 5611

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7417 Current Rating: 7417 + 7665 = 15082 votesCurrent Rating: 7417 + 7665 = 15082 votes 7665

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24936 Current Rating: 24936 + 26553 = 51489 votesCurrent Rating: 24936 + 26553 = 51489 votes 26553

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9391 Current Rating: 9391 + 9298 = 18689 votesCurrent Rating: 9391 + 9298 = 18689 votes 9298

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12313 Current Rating: 12313 + 12796 = 25109 votesCurrent Rating: 12313 + 12796 = 25109 votes 12796

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
10219 Current Rating: 10219 + 10805 = 21024 votesCurrent Rating: 10219 + 10805 = 21024 votes 10805

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26804 Current Rating: 26804 + 28010 = 54814 votesCurrent Rating: 26804 + 28010 = 54814 votes 28010

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
39003 Current Rating: 39003 + 38757 = 77760 votesCurrent Rating: 39003 + 38757 = 77760 votes 38757

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24574 Current Rating: 24574 + 25508 = 50082 votesCurrent Rating: 24574 + 25508 = 50082 votes 25508

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11438 Current Rating: 11438 + 11752 = 23190 votesCurrent Rating: 11438 + 11752 = 23190 votes 11752

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27431 Current Rating: 27431 + 27905 = 55336 votesCurrent Rating: 27431 + 27905 = 55336 votes 27905

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1729 Current Rating: 1729 + 1812 = 3541 votesCurrent Rating: 1729 + 1812 = 3541 votes 1812

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28615 Current Rating: 28615 + 29151 = 57766 votesCurrent Rating: 28615 + 29151 = 57766 votes 29151

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6353 Current Rating: 6353 + 6488 = 12841 votesCurrent Rating: 6353 + 6488 = 12841 votes 6488

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
12069 Current Rating: 12069 + 12385 = 24454 votesCurrent Rating: 12069 + 12385 = 24454 votes 12385

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
9018 Current Rating: 9018 + 8591 = 17609 votesCurrent Rating: 9018 + 8591 = 17609 votes 8591

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
7416 Current Rating: 7416 + 7185 = 14601 votesCurrent Rating: 7416 + 7185 = 14601 votes 7185


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
26362 Current Rating: 26362 + 29973 = 56335 votesCurrent Rating: 26362 + 29973 = 56335 votes 29973

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4930 Current Rating: 4930 + 4859 = 9789 votesCurrent Rating: 4930 + 4859 = 9789 votes 4859

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
4068 Current Rating: 4068 + 3835 = 7903 votesCurrent Rating: 4068 + 3835 = 7903 votes 3835

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7643 Current Rating: 7643 + 7531 = 15174 votesCurrent Rating: 7643 + 7531 = 15174 votes 7531

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
6123 Current Rating: 6123 + 6442 = 12565 votesCurrent Rating: 6123 + 6442 = 12565 votes 6442

[499] 23: You need to cut down
6082 Current Rating: 6082 + 5878 = 11960 votesCurrent Rating: 6082 + 5878 = 11960 votes 5878

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
4194 Current Rating: 4194 + 4115 = 8309 votesCurrent Rating: 4194 + 4115 = 8309 votes 4115

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5370 Current Rating: 5370 + 5252 = 10622 votesCurrent Rating: 5370 + 5252 = 10622 votes 5252

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
4312 Current Rating: 4312 + 4285 = 8597 votesCurrent Rating: 4312 + 4285 = 8597 votes 4285

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11909 Current Rating: 11909 + 16669 = 28578 votesCurrent Rating: 11909 + 16669 = 28578 votes 16669

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13651 Current Rating: 13651 + 15828 = 29479 votesCurrent Rating: 13651 + 15828 = 29479 votes 15828

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8959 Current Rating: 8959 + 8585 = 17544 votesCurrent Rating: 8959 + 8585 = 17544 votes 8585

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8785 Current Rating: 8785 + 8373 = 17158 votesCurrent Rating: 8785 + 8373 = 17158 votes 8373

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
7748 Current Rating: 7748 + 7123 = 14871 votesCurrent Rating: 7748 + 7123 = 14871 votes 7123

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7760 Current Rating: 7760 + 7340 = 15100 votesCurrent Rating: 7760 + 7340 = 15100 votes 7340

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
21011 Current Rating: 21011 + 20851 = 41862 votesCurrent Rating: 21011 + 20851 = 41862 votes 20851

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11801 Current Rating: 11801 + 12076 = 23877 votesCurrent Rating: 11801 + 12076 = 23877 votes 12076

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9607 Current Rating: 9607 + 10403 = 20010 votesCurrent Rating: 9607 + 10403 = 20010 votes 10403

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
9033 Current Rating: 9033 + 8951 = 17984 votesCurrent Rating: 9033 + 8951 = 17984 votes 8951

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10719 Current Rating: 10719 + 10802 = 21521 votesCurrent Rating: 10719 + 10802 = 21521 votes 10802

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31691 Current Rating: 31691 + 32156 = 63847 votesCurrent Rating: 31691 + 32156 = 63847 votes 32156

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9418 Current Rating: 9418 + 9165 = 18583 votesCurrent Rating: 9418 + 9165 = 18583 votes 9165


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
9800 Current Rating: 9800 + 10569 = 20369 votesCurrent Rating: 9800 + 10569 = 20369 votes 10569

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12904 Current Rating: 12904 + 14538 = 27442 votesCurrent Rating: 12904 + 14538 = 27442 votes 14538

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
13036 Current Rating: 13036 + 14618 = 27654 votesCurrent Rating: 13036 + 14618 = 27654 votes 14618

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27823 Current Rating: 27823 + 28203 = 56026 votesCurrent Rating: 27823 + 28203 = 56026 votes 28203

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
12506 Current Rating: 12506 + 14268 = 26774 votesCurrent Rating: 12506 + 14268 = 26774 votes 14268

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
29549 Current Rating: 29549 + 34488 = 64037 votesCurrent Rating: 29549 + 34488 = 64037 votes 34488

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
11111 Current Rating: 11111 + 11814 = 22925 votesCurrent Rating: 11111 + 11814 = 22925 votes 11814

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10520 Current Rating: 10520 + 10311 = 20831 votesCurrent Rating: 10520 + 10311 = 20831 votes 10311

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
27064 Current Rating: 27064 + 26533 = 53597 votesCurrent Rating: 27064 + 26533 = 53597 votes 26533

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
9324 Current Rating: 9324 + 8947 = 18271 votesCurrent Rating: 9324 + 8947 = 18271 votes 8947

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
14141 Current Rating: 14141 + 15111 = 29252 votesCurrent Rating: 14141 + 15111 = 29252 votes 15111

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11573 Current Rating: 11573 + 10949 = 22522 votesCurrent Rating: 11573 + 10949 = 22522 votes 10949

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
11291 Current Rating: 11291 + 10535 = 21826 votesCurrent Rating: 11291 + 10535 = 21826 votes 10535

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7856 Current Rating: 7856 + 7021 = 14877 votesCurrent Rating: 7856 + 7021 = 14877 votes 7021

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
5112 Current Rating: 5112 + 4467 = 9579 votesCurrent Rating: 5112 + 4467 = 9579 votes 4467

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6676 Current Rating: 6676 + 5968 = 12644 votesCurrent Rating: 6676 + 5968 = 12644 votes 5968

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9468 Current Rating: 9468 + 8764 = 18232 votesCurrent Rating: 9468 + 8764 = 18232 votes 8764

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5838 Current Rating: 5838 + 5476 = 11314 votesCurrent Rating: 5838 + 5476 = 11314 votes 5476

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
5071 Current Rating: 5071 + 5254 = 10325 votesCurrent Rating: 5071 + 5254 = 10325 votes 5254

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5824 Current Rating: 5824 + 5084 = 10908 votesCurrent Rating: 5824 + 5084 = 10908 votes 5084

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14277 Current Rating: 14277 + 14165 = 28442 votesCurrent Rating: 14277 + 14165 = 28442 votes 14165


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
9324 Current Rating: 9324 + 11218 = 20542 votesCurrent Rating: 9324 + 11218 = 20542 votes 11218

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4363 Current Rating: 4363 + 3948 = 8311 votesCurrent Rating: 4363 + 3948 = 8311 votes 3948

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
2103 Current Rating: 2103 + 1799 = 3902 votesCurrent Rating: 2103 + 1799 = 3902 votes 1799

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
4332 Current Rating: 4332 + 3721 = 8053 votesCurrent Rating: 4332 + 3721 = 8053 votes 3721

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3616 Current Rating: 3616 + 3158 = 6774 votesCurrent Rating: 3616 + 3158 = 6774 votes 3158

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6800 Current Rating: 6800 + 6665 = 13465 votesCurrent Rating: 6800 + 6665 = 13465 votes 6665

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
5000 Current Rating: 5000 + 4094 = 9094 votesCurrent Rating: 5000 + 4094 = 9094 votes 4094

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2308 Current Rating: 2308 + 2679 = 4987 votesCurrent Rating: 2308 + 2679 = 4987 votes 2679

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
3061 Current Rating: 3061 + 2813 = 5874 votesCurrent Rating: 3061 + 2813 = 5874 votes 2813

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2440 Current Rating: 2440 + 2470 = 4910 votesCurrent Rating: 2440 + 2470 = 4910 votes 2470

[451] 15: You women are so vain
2015 Current Rating: 2015 + 1930 = 3945 votesCurrent Rating: 2015 + 1930 = 3945 votes 1930

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3887 Current Rating: 3887 + 3458 = 7345 votesCurrent Rating: 3887 + 3458 = 7345 votes 3458

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2697 Current Rating: 2697 + 2520 = 5217 votesCurrent Rating: 2697 + 2520 = 5217 votes 2520

[448] 12: Sheís hot
6066 Current Rating: 6066 + 5570 = 11636 votesCurrent Rating: 6066 + 5570 = 11636 votes 5570

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
4075 Current Rating: 4075 + 4104 = 8179 votesCurrent Rating: 4075 + 4104 = 8179 votes 4104

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3139 Current Rating: 3139 + 2872 = 6011 votesCurrent Rating: 3139 + 2872 = 6011 votes 2872

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
7089 Current Rating: 7089 + 6727 = 13816 votesCurrent Rating: 7089 + 6727 = 13816 votes 6727

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2954 Current Rating: 2954 + 3148 = 6102 votesCurrent Rating: 2954 + 3148 = 6102 votes 3148

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
4140 Current Rating: 4140 + 3981 = 8121 votesCurrent Rating: 4140 + 3981 = 8121 votes 3981

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
6172 Current Rating: 6172 + 6516 = 12688 votesCurrent Rating: 6172 + 6516 = 12688 votes 6516

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17444 Current Rating: 17444 + 17055 = 34499 votesCurrent Rating: 17444 + 17055 = 34499 votes 17055


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2643 Current Rating: 2643 + 2799 = 5442 votesCurrent Rating: 2643 + 2799 = 5442 votes 2799

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
5447 Current Rating: 5447 + 4734 = 10181 votesCurrent Rating: 5447 + 4734 = 10181 votes 4734

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
65977 Current Rating: 65977 + 67256 = 133233 votesCurrent Rating: 65977 + 67256 = 133233 votes 67256

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
273595 Current Rating: 273595 + 274565 = 548160 votesCurrent Rating: 273595 + 274565 = 548160 votes 274565

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15292 Current Rating: 15292 + 15717 = 31009 votesCurrent Rating: 15292 + 15717 = 31009 votes 15717

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2779 Current Rating: 2779 + 2631 = 5410 votesCurrent Rating: 2779 + 2631 = 5410 votes 2631

[434] 21: If you went camping
3101 Current Rating: 3101 + 3446 = 6547 votesCurrent Rating: 3101 + 3446 = 6547 votes 3446

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11648 Current Rating: 11648 + 18426 = 30074 votesCurrent Rating: 11648 + 18426 = 30074 votes 18426

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
12434 Current Rating: 12434 + 16889 = 29323 votesCurrent Rating: 12434 + 16889 = 29323 votes 16889

[431] 14: I saw a news program
4559 Current Rating: 4559 + 4241 = 8800 votesCurrent Rating: 4559 + 4241 = 8800 votes 4241

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
3554 Current Rating: 3554 + 5350 = 8904 votesCurrent Rating: 3554 + 5350 = 8904 votes 5350

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2660 Current Rating: 2660 + 2873 = 5533 votesCurrent Rating: 2660 + 2873 = 5533 votes 2873

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
4190 Current Rating: 4190 + 3562 = 7752 votesCurrent Rating: 4190 + 3562 = 7752 votes 3562

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
3088 Current Rating: 3088 + 2959 = 6047 votesCurrent Rating: 3088 + 2959 = 6047 votes 2959

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2959 Current Rating: 2959 + 2873 = 5832 votesCurrent Rating: 2959 + 2873 = 5832 votes 2873

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
9635 Current Rating: 9635 + 10175 = 19810 votesCurrent Rating: 9635 + 10175 = 19810 votes 10175

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2639 Current Rating: 2639 + 2466 = 5105 votesCurrent Rating: 2639 + 2466 = 5105 votes 2466

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
3007 Current Rating: 3007 + 3548 = 6555 votesCurrent Rating: 3007 + 3548 = 6555 votes 3548

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3405 Current Rating: 3405 + 2947 = 6352 votesCurrent Rating: 3405 + 2947 = 6352 votes 2947


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2900 Current Rating: 2900 + 3063 = 5963 votesCurrent Rating: 2900 + 3063 = 5963 votes 3063

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3983 Current Rating: 3983 + 3570 = 7553 votesCurrent Rating: 3983 + 3570 = 7553 votes 3570

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 3333 = 7162 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 3333 = 7162 votes 3333

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3734 Current Rating: 3734 + 3362 = 7096 votesCurrent Rating: 3734 + 3362 = 7096 votes 3362

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2976 Current Rating: 2976 + 3017 = 5993 votesCurrent Rating: 2976 + 3017 = 5993 votes 3017

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4204 Current Rating: 4204 + 3810 = 8014 votesCurrent Rating: 4204 + 3810 = 8014 votes 3810

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6743 Current Rating: 6743 + 7146 = 13889 votesCurrent Rating: 6743 + 7146 = 13889 votes 7146

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8656 Current Rating: 8656 + 7561 = 16217 votesCurrent Rating: 8656 + 7561 = 16217 votes 7561

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
5439 Current Rating: 5439 + 4460 = 9899 votesCurrent Rating: 5439 + 4460 = 9899 votes 4460

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3401 Current Rating: 3401 + 3279 = 6680 votesCurrent Rating: 3401 + 3279 = 6680 votes 3279

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3401 Current Rating: 3401 + 3647 = 7048 votesCurrent Rating: 3401 + 3647 = 7048 votes 3647

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
7768 Current Rating: 7768 + 7837 = 15605 votesCurrent Rating: 7768 + 7837 = 15605 votes 7837

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
4133 Current Rating: 4133 + 3846 = 7979 votesCurrent Rating: 4133 + 3846 = 7979 votes 3846

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4350 Current Rating: 4350 + 4107 = 8457 votesCurrent Rating: 4350 + 4107 = 8457 votes 4107

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
5197 Current Rating: 5197 + 4595 = 9792 votesCurrent Rating: 5197 + 4595 = 9792 votes 4595

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
5044 Current Rating: 5044 + 5960 = 11004 votesCurrent Rating: 5044 + 5960 = 11004 votes 5960

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
12753 Current Rating: 12753 + 13391 = 26144 votesCurrent Rating: 12753 + 13391 = 26144 votes 13391

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4577 Current Rating: 4577 + 4089 = 8666 votesCurrent Rating: 4577 + 4089 = 8666 votes 4089

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1238 = 2715 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1238 = 2715 votes 1238

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
3136 Current Rating: 3136 + 4440 = 7576 votesCurrent Rating: 3136 + 4440 = 7576 votes 4440


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
13293 Current Rating: 13293 + 15155 = 28448 votesCurrent Rating: 13293 + 15155 = 28448 votes 15155

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
8936 Current Rating: 8936 + 8152 = 17088 votesCurrent Rating: 8936 + 8152 = 17088 votes 8152

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
4168 Current Rating: 4168 + 3637 = 7805 votesCurrent Rating: 4168 + 3637 = 7805 votes 3637

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
12296 Current Rating: 12296 + 13949 = 26245 votesCurrent Rating: 12296 + 13949 = 26245 votes 13949

[397] 15: I Love you
33889 Current Rating: 33889 + 33732 = 67621 votesCurrent Rating: 33889 + 33732 = 67621 votes 33732

[396] 14: Hey, come on
5882 Current Rating: 5882 + 6381 = 12263 votesCurrent Rating: 5882 + 6381 = 12263 votes 6381

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
35815 Current Rating: 35815 + 35614 = 71429 votesCurrent Rating: 35815 + 35614 = 71429 votes 35614

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3950 Current Rating: 3950 + 3509 = 7459 votesCurrent Rating: 3950 + 3509 = 7459 votes 3509

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4356 Current Rating: 4356 + 3977 = 8333 votesCurrent Rating: 4356 + 3977 = 8333 votes 3977

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
4095 Current Rating: 4095 + 3910 = 8005 votesCurrent Rating: 4095 + 3910 = 8005 votes 3910

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3607 Current Rating: 3607 + 3415 = 7022 votesCurrent Rating: 3607 + 3415 = 7022 votes 3415

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5105 Current Rating: 5105 + 4664 = 9769 votesCurrent Rating: 5105 + 4664 = 9769 votes 4664

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
6075 Current Rating: 6075 + 6713 = 12788 votesCurrent Rating: 6075 + 6713 = 12788 votes 6713


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5522 Current Rating: 5522 + 5055 = 10577 votesCurrent Rating: 5522 + 5055 = 10577 votes 5055

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3445 Current Rating: 3445 + 3398 = 6843 votesCurrent Rating: 3445 + 3398 = 6843 votes 3398

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15468 Current Rating: 15468 + 15404 = 30872 votesCurrent Rating: 15468 + 15404 = 30872 votes 15404

[385] 25: Can you please call security
8719 Current Rating: 8719 + 9804 = 18523 votesCurrent Rating: 8719 + 9804 = 18523 votes 9804

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3715 Current Rating: 3715 + 3593 = 7308 votesCurrent Rating: 3715 + 3593 = 7308 votes 3593

[383] 23: This book says
4586 Current Rating: 4586 + 3985 = 8571 votesCurrent Rating: 4586 + 3985 = 8571 votes 3985

[382] 22: Tell your mother
4124 Current Rating: 4124 + 3677 = 7801 votesCurrent Rating: 4124 + 3677 = 7801 votes 3677

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
9648 Current Rating: 9648 + 8896 = 18544 votesCurrent Rating: 9648 + 8896 = 18544 votes 8896

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
4874 Current Rating: 4874 + 3859 = 8733 votesCurrent Rating: 4874 + 3859 = 8733 votes 3859

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4798 Current Rating: 4798 + 4476 = 9274 votesCurrent Rating: 4798 + 4476 = 9274 votes 4476

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
12921 Current Rating: 12921 + 22695 = 35616 votesCurrent Rating: 12921 + 22695 = 35616 votes 22695

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
12893 Current Rating: 12893 + 20807 = 33700 votesCurrent Rating: 12893 + 20807 = 33700 votes 20807

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
94964 Current Rating: 94964 + 105945 = 200909 votesCurrent Rating: 94964 + 105945 = 200909 votes 105945

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
6493 Current Rating: 6493 + 6627 = 13120 votesCurrent Rating: 6493 + 6627 = 13120 votes 6627

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6607 Current Rating: 6607 + 6260 = 12867 votesCurrent Rating: 6607 + 6260 = 12867 votes 6260

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4606 Current Rating: 4606 + 3772 = 8378 votesCurrent Rating: 4606 + 3772 = 8378 votes 3772

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10428 Current Rating: 10428 + 10959 = 21387 votesCurrent Rating: 10428 + 10959 = 21387 votes 10959

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
14145 Current Rating: 14145 + 15281 = 29426 votesCurrent Rating: 14145 + 15281 = 29426 votes 15281


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
7844 Current Rating: 7844 + 6884 = 14728 votesCurrent Rating: 7844 + 6884 = 14728 votes 6884

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
5807 Current Rating: 5807 + 4779 = 10586 votesCurrent Rating: 5807 + 4779 = 10586 votes 4779

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5407 Current Rating: 5407 + 4623 = 10030 votesCurrent Rating: 5407 + 4623 = 10030 votes 4623

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4700 Current Rating: 4700 + 3942 = 8642 votesCurrent Rating: 4700 + 3942 = 8642 votes 3942

[366] 22: You look like crap
4626 Current Rating: 4626 + 4200 = 8826 votesCurrent Rating: 4626 + 4200 = 8826 votes 4200

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
9903 Current Rating: 9903 + 10337 = 20240 votesCurrent Rating: 9903 + 10337 = 20240 votes 10337

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
13292 Current Rating: 13292 + 17081 = 30373 votesCurrent Rating: 13292 + 17081 = 30373 votes 17081

[363] 16: What happened to him?
7238 Current Rating: 7238 + 7987 = 15225 votesCurrent Rating: 7238 + 7987 = 15225 votes 7987

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4293 Current Rating: 4293 + 3972 = 8265 votesCurrent Rating: 4293 + 3972 = 8265 votes 3972

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
4106 Current Rating: 4106 + 4569 = 8675 votesCurrent Rating: 4106 + 4569 = 8675 votes 4569

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6263 Current Rating: 6263 + 6212 = 12475 votesCurrent Rating: 6263 + 6212 = 12475 votes 6212

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4995 Current Rating: 4995 + 4216 = 9211 votesCurrent Rating: 4995 + 4216 = 9211 votes 4216

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4906 Current Rating: 4906 + 4609 = 9515 votesCurrent Rating: 4906 + 4609 = 9515 votes 4609

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12467 Current Rating: 12467 + 12029 = 24496 votesCurrent Rating: 12467 + 12029 = 24496 votes 12029

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3734 Current Rating: 3734 + 3925 = 7659 votesCurrent Rating: 3734 + 3925 = 7659 votes 3925

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3866 Current Rating: 3866 + 3973 = 7839 votesCurrent Rating: 3866 + 3973 = 7839 votes 3973

[354] 1: In the old days
5597 Current Rating: 5597 + 6197 = 11794 votesCurrent Rating: 5597 + 6197 = 11794 votes 6197


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
8161 Current Rating: 8161 + 7438 = 15599 votesCurrent Rating: 8161 + 7438 = 15599 votes 7438

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
4060 Current Rating: 4060 + 4016 = 8076 votesCurrent Rating: 4060 + 4016 = 8076 votes 4016

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
3118 Current Rating: 3118 + 3297 = 6415 votesCurrent Rating: 3118 + 3297 = 6415 votes 3297

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3976 Current Rating: 3976 + 3768 = 7744 votesCurrent Rating: 3976 + 3768 = 7744 votes 3768

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3936 Current Rating: 3936 + 3732 = 7668 votesCurrent Rating: 3936 + 3732 = 7668 votes 3732

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
4156 Current Rating: 4156 + 4253 = 8409 votesCurrent Rating: 4156 + 4253 = 8409 votes 4253

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4641 Current Rating: 4641 + 4424 = 9065 votesCurrent Rating: 4641 + 4424 = 9065 votes 4424

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
3043 Current Rating: 3043 + 3139 = 6182 votesCurrent Rating: 3043 + 3139 = 6182 votes 3139

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
3137 Current Rating: 3137 + 3417 = 6554 votesCurrent Rating: 3137 + 3417 = 6554 votes 3417

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
4063 Current Rating: 4063 + 3938 = 8001 votesCurrent Rating: 4063 + 3938 = 8001 votes 3938

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
4312 Current Rating: 4312 + 3931 = 8243 votesCurrent Rating: 4312 + 3931 = 8243 votes 3931

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2809 Current Rating: 2809 + 3185 = 5994 votesCurrent Rating: 2809 + 3185 = 5994 votes 3185

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
3574 Current Rating: 3574 + 4520 = 8094 votesCurrent Rating: 3574 + 4520 = 8094 votes 4520






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