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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 3757 = 7390 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 3757 = 7390 votes 3757

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
5405 Current Rating: 5405 + 5650 = 11055 votesCurrent Rating: 5405 + 5650 = 11055 votes 5650

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
2987 Current Rating: 2987 + 3289 = 6276 votesCurrent Rating: 2987 + 3289 = 6276 votes 3289

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
2994 Current Rating: 2994 + 2909 = 5903 votesCurrent Rating: 2994 + 2909 = 5903 votes 2909

[557] 19: Save a cow
2658 Current Rating: 2658 + 2419 = 5077 votesCurrent Rating: 2658 + 2419 = 5077 votes 2419

[556] 15: You know the idiom
13824 Current Rating: 13824 + 15637 = 29461 votesCurrent Rating: 13824 + 15637 = 29461 votes 15637

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
9538 Current Rating: 9538 + 8699 = 18237 votesCurrent Rating: 9538 + 8699 = 18237 votes 8699

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
14173 Current Rating: 14173 + 19051 = 33224 votesCurrent Rating: 14173 + 19051 = 33224 votes 19051

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12042 Current Rating: 12042 + 12657 = 24699 votesCurrent Rating: 12042 + 12657 = 24699 votes 12657

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
16479 Current Rating: 16479 + 43815 = 60294 votesCurrent Rating: 16479 + 43815 = 60294 votes 43815

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12009 Current Rating: 12009 + 13357 = 25366 votesCurrent Rating: 12009 + 13357 = 25366 votes 13357

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
5898 Current Rating: 5898 + 5827 = 11725 votesCurrent Rating: 5898 + 5827 = 11725 votes 5827

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6122 Current Rating: 6122 + 6113 = 12235 votesCurrent Rating: 6122 + 6113 = 12235 votes 6113

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3901 = 7743 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3901 = 7743 votes 3901

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18432 Current Rating: 18432 + 18846 = 37278 votesCurrent Rating: 18432 + 18846 = 37278 votes 18846


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10318 Current Rating: 10318 + 10631 = 20949 votesCurrent Rating: 10318 + 10631 = 20949 votes 10631

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
5878 Current Rating: 5878 + 5648 = 11526 votesCurrent Rating: 5878 + 5648 = 11526 votes 5648

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7610 Current Rating: 7610 + 7530 = 15140 votesCurrent Rating: 7610 + 7530 = 15140 votes 7530

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12496 Current Rating: 12496 + 13067 = 25563 votesCurrent Rating: 12496 + 13067 = 25563 votes 13067

[542] 23: Have you noticed
4942 Current Rating: 4942 + 4815 = 9757 votesCurrent Rating: 4942 + 4815 = 9757 votes 4815

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12555 Current Rating: 12555 + 13885 = 26440 votesCurrent Rating: 12555 + 13885 = 26440 votes 13885

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11223 Current Rating: 11223 + 10684 = 21907 votesCurrent Rating: 11223 + 10684 = 21907 votes 10684

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20539 Current Rating: 20539 + 21105 = 41644 votesCurrent Rating: 20539 + 21105 = 41644 votes 21105

[538] 17: A real man
6187 Current Rating: 6187 + 6144 = 12331 votesCurrent Rating: 6187 + 6144 = 12331 votes 6144

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
13914 Current Rating: 13914 + 14110 = 28024 votesCurrent Rating: 13914 + 14110 = 28024 votes 14110

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
5708 Current Rating: 5708 + 5779 = 11487 votesCurrent Rating: 5708 + 5779 = 11487 votes 5779

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16281 Current Rating: 16281 + 16745 = 33026 votesCurrent Rating: 16281 + 16745 = 33026 votes 16745

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14501 Current Rating: 14501 + 14947 = 29448 votesCurrent Rating: 14501 + 14947 = 29448 votes 14947

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13640 Current Rating: 13640 + 13946 = 27586 votesCurrent Rating: 13640 + 13946 = 27586 votes 13946

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10403 Current Rating: 10403 + 10220 = 20623 votesCurrent Rating: 10403 + 10220 = 20623 votes 10220

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2037 Current Rating: 2037 + 2373 = 4410 votesCurrent Rating: 2037 + 2373 = 4410 votes 2373

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1518 = 2927 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1518 = 2927 votes 1518

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3082 Current Rating: 3082 + 3442 = 6524 votesCurrent Rating: 3082 + 3442 = 6524 votes 3442

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1032 = 2189 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1032 = 2189 votes 1032

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
724 Current Rating: 724 + 897 = 1621 votesCurrent Rating: 724 + 897 = 1621 votes 897

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1222 = 2308 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1222 = 2308 votes 1222


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 1141 = 2256 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 1141 = 2256 votes 1141

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1516 Current Rating: 1516 + 2861 = 4377 votesCurrent Rating: 1516 + 2861 = 4377 votes 2861

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 2012 = 3542 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 2012 = 3542 votes 2012

[522] 26: Hey babe
2076 Current Rating: 2076 + 2720 = 4796 votesCurrent Rating: 2076 + 2720 = 4796 votes 2720

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4617 Current Rating: 4617 + 5152 = 9769 votesCurrent Rating: 4617 + 5152 = 9769 votes 5152

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7095 Current Rating: 7095 + 7357 = 14452 votesCurrent Rating: 7095 + 7357 = 14452 votes 7357

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24643 Current Rating: 24643 + 26200 = 50843 votesCurrent Rating: 24643 + 26200 = 50843 votes 26200

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
8990 Current Rating: 8990 + 8988 = 17978 votesCurrent Rating: 8990 + 8988 = 17978 votes 8988

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12033 Current Rating: 12033 + 12500 = 24533 votesCurrent Rating: 12033 + 12500 = 24533 votes 12500

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
9782 Current Rating: 9782 + 10494 = 20276 votesCurrent Rating: 9782 + 10494 = 20276 votes 10494

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
25980 Current Rating: 25980 + 27365 = 53345 votesCurrent Rating: 25980 + 27365 = 53345 votes 27365

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
35289 Current Rating: 35289 + 36069 = 71358 votesCurrent Rating: 35289 + 36069 = 71358 votes 36069

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24311 Current Rating: 24311 + 25211 = 49522 votesCurrent Rating: 24311 + 25211 = 49522 votes 25211

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
10944 Current Rating: 10944 + 11256 = 22200 votesCurrent Rating: 10944 + 11256 = 22200 votes 11256

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27183 Current Rating: 27183 + 27679 = 54862 votesCurrent Rating: 27183 + 27679 = 54862 votes 27679

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 1417 = 2731 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 1417 = 2731 votes 1417

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28238 Current Rating: 28238 + 28797 = 57035 votesCurrent Rating: 28238 + 28797 = 57035 votes 28797

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
5988 Current Rating: 5988 + 6160 = 12148 votesCurrent Rating: 5988 + 6160 = 12148 votes 6160

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11620 Current Rating: 11620 + 11883 = 23503 votesCurrent Rating: 11620 + 11883 = 23503 votes 11883

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8441 Current Rating: 8441 + 8192 = 16633 votesCurrent Rating: 8441 + 8192 = 16633 votes 8192

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
6433 Current Rating: 6433 + 6550 = 12983 votesCurrent Rating: 6433 + 6550 = 12983 votes 6550


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
20886 Current Rating: 20886 + 25384 = 46270 votesCurrent Rating: 20886 + 25384 = 46270 votes 25384

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4559 Current Rating: 4559 + 4515 = 9074 votesCurrent Rating: 4559 + 4515 = 9074 votes 4515

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3495 Current Rating: 3495 + 3539 = 7034 votesCurrent Rating: 3495 + 3539 = 7034 votes 3539

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7090 Current Rating: 7090 + 7074 = 14164 votesCurrent Rating: 7090 + 7074 = 14164 votes 7074

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
5753 Current Rating: 5753 + 6072 = 11825 votesCurrent Rating: 5753 + 6072 = 11825 votes 6072

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5447 Current Rating: 5447 + 5341 = 10788 votesCurrent Rating: 5447 + 5341 = 10788 votes 5341

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
3797 Current Rating: 3797 + 3741 = 7538 votesCurrent Rating: 3797 + 3741 = 7538 votes 3741

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
4873 Current Rating: 4873 + 4784 = 9657 votesCurrent Rating: 4873 + 4784 = 9657 votes 4784

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
3596 Current Rating: 3596 + 3616 = 7212 votesCurrent Rating: 3596 + 3616 = 7212 votes 3616

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11470 Current Rating: 11470 + 14050 = 25520 votesCurrent Rating: 11470 + 14050 = 25520 votes 14050

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13213 Current Rating: 13213 + 14957 = 28170 votesCurrent Rating: 13213 + 14957 = 28170 votes 14957

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8489 Current Rating: 8489 + 8284 = 16773 votesCurrent Rating: 8489 + 8284 = 16773 votes 8284

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8549 Current Rating: 8549 + 8141 = 16690 votesCurrent Rating: 8549 + 8141 = 16690 votes 8141

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
6973 Current Rating: 6973 + 6693 = 13666 votesCurrent Rating: 6973 + 6693 = 13666 votes 6693

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7523 Current Rating: 7523 + 7130 = 14653 votesCurrent Rating: 7523 + 7130 = 14653 votes 7130

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20246 Current Rating: 20246 + 20317 = 40563 votesCurrent Rating: 20246 + 20317 = 40563 votes 20317

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11283 Current Rating: 11283 + 11562 = 22845 votesCurrent Rating: 11283 + 11562 = 22845 votes 11562

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9130 Current Rating: 9130 + 8202 = 17332 votesCurrent Rating: 9130 + 8202 = 17332 votes 8202

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8506 Current Rating: 8506 + 8453 = 16959 votesCurrent Rating: 8506 + 8453 = 16959 votes 8453

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10249 Current Rating: 10249 + 10285 = 20534 votesCurrent Rating: 10249 + 10285 = 20534 votes 10285

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31128 Current Rating: 31128 + 31670 = 62798 votesCurrent Rating: 31128 + 31670 = 62798 votes 31670

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9018 Current Rating: 9018 + 8829 = 17847 votesCurrent Rating: 9018 + 8829 = 17847 votes 8829


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
8828 Current Rating: 8828 + 8225 = 17053 votesCurrent Rating: 8828 + 8225 = 17053 votes 8225

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12640 Current Rating: 12640 + 14120 = 26760 votesCurrent Rating: 12640 + 14120 = 26760 votes 14120

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12555 Current Rating: 12555 + 13885 = 26440 votesCurrent Rating: 12555 + 13885 = 26440 votes 13885

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27624 Current Rating: 27624 + 28054 = 55678 votesCurrent Rating: 27624 + 28054 = 55678 votes 28054

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
11665 Current Rating: 11665 + 13030 = 24695 votesCurrent Rating: 11665 + 13030 = 24695 votes 13030

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
22274 Current Rating: 22274 + 27942 = 50216 votesCurrent Rating: 22274 + 27942 = 50216 votes 27942

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10580 Current Rating: 10580 + 11309 = 21889 votesCurrent Rating: 10580 + 11309 = 21889 votes 11309

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10120 Current Rating: 10120 + 9903 = 20023 votesCurrent Rating: 10120 + 9903 = 20023 votes 9903

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
25679 Current Rating: 25679 + 25855 = 51534 votesCurrent Rating: 25679 + 25855 = 51534 votes 25855

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
8737 Current Rating: 8737 + 8470 = 17207 votesCurrent Rating: 8737 + 8470 = 17207 votes 8470

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
13765 Current Rating: 13765 + 14688 = 28453 votesCurrent Rating: 13765 + 14688 = 28453 votes 14688

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11120 Current Rating: 11120 + 10512 = 21632 votesCurrent Rating: 11120 + 10512 = 21632 votes 10512

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
10705 Current Rating: 10705 + 10032 = 20737 votesCurrent Rating: 10705 + 10032 = 20737 votes 10032

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7574 Current Rating: 7574 + 6745 = 14319 votesCurrent Rating: 7574 + 6745 = 14319 votes 6745

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4335 Current Rating: 4335 + 3977 = 8312 votesCurrent Rating: 4335 + 3977 = 8312 votes 3977

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6206 Current Rating: 6206 + 5667 = 11873 votesCurrent Rating: 6206 + 5667 = 11873 votes 5667

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9263 Current Rating: 9263 + 8590 = 17853 votesCurrent Rating: 9263 + 8590 = 17853 votes 8590

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5346 Current Rating: 5346 + 5017 = 10363 votesCurrent Rating: 5346 + 5017 = 10363 votes 5017

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4652 Current Rating: 4652 + 4832 = 9484 votesCurrent Rating: 4652 + 4832 = 9484 votes 4832

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5140 Current Rating: 5140 + 4777 = 9917 votesCurrent Rating: 5140 + 4777 = 9917 votes 4777

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
13671 Current Rating: 13671 + 12908 = 26579 votesCurrent Rating: 13671 + 12908 = 26579 votes 12908


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
7264 Current Rating: 7264 + 6589 = 13853 votesCurrent Rating: 7264 + 6589 = 13853 votes 6589

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
3792 Current Rating: 3792 + 3420 = 7212 votesCurrent Rating: 3792 + 3420 = 7212 votes 3420

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1735 Current Rating: 1735 + 1467 = 3202 votesCurrent Rating: 1735 + 1467 = 3202 votes 1467

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
3748 Current Rating: 3748 + 3301 = 7049 votesCurrent Rating: 3748 + 3301 = 7049 votes 3301

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3291 Current Rating: 3291 + 2852 = 6143 votesCurrent Rating: 3291 + 2852 = 6143 votes 2852

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6250 Current Rating: 6250 + 6294 = 12544 votesCurrent Rating: 6250 + 6294 = 12544 votes 6294

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4278 Current Rating: 4278 + 3741 = 8019 votesCurrent Rating: 4278 + 3741 = 8019 votes 3741

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
1996 Current Rating: 1996 + 2363 = 4359 votesCurrent Rating: 1996 + 2363 = 4359 votes 2363

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2551 Current Rating: 2551 + 2328 = 4879 votesCurrent Rating: 2551 + 2328 = 4879 votes 2328

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
1981 Current Rating: 1981 + 2029 = 4010 votesCurrent Rating: 1981 + 2029 = 4010 votes 2029

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1827 Current Rating: 1827 + 1736 = 3563 votesCurrent Rating: 1827 + 1736 = 3563 votes 1736

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3389 Current Rating: 3389 + 2970 = 6359 votesCurrent Rating: 3389 + 2970 = 6359 votes 2970

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2027 Current Rating: 2027 + 1949 = 3976 votesCurrent Rating: 2027 + 1949 = 3976 votes 1949

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5384 Current Rating: 5384 + 5000 = 10384 votesCurrent Rating: 5384 + 5000 = 10384 votes 5000

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3607 Current Rating: 3607 + 3654 = 7261 votesCurrent Rating: 3607 + 3654 = 7261 votes 3654

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
2987 Current Rating: 2987 + 2722 = 5709 votesCurrent Rating: 2987 + 2722 = 5709 votes 2722

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6493 Current Rating: 6493 + 6236 = 12729 votesCurrent Rating: 6493 + 6236 = 12729 votes 6236

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2751 Current Rating: 2751 + 2961 = 5712 votesCurrent Rating: 2751 + 2961 = 5712 votes 2961

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
3060 Current Rating: 3060 + 3133 = 6193 votesCurrent Rating: 3060 + 3133 = 6193 votes 3133

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
5796 Current Rating: 5796 + 6149 = 11945 votesCurrent Rating: 5796 + 6149 = 11945 votes 6149

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
16401 Current Rating: 16401 + 16632 = 33033 votesCurrent Rating: 16401 + 16632 = 33033 votes 16632


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2153 Current Rating: 2153 + 2356 = 4509 votesCurrent Rating: 2153 + 2356 = 4509 votes 2356

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
4421 Current Rating: 4421 + 4342 = 8763 votesCurrent Rating: 4421 + 4342 = 8763 votes 4342

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
19068 Current Rating: 19068 + 20320 = 39388 votesCurrent Rating: 19068 + 20320 = 39388 votes 20320

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
143562 Current Rating: 143562 + 146519 = 290081 votesCurrent Rating: 143562 + 146519 = 290081 votes 146519

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
14653 Current Rating: 14653 + 15138 = 29791 votesCurrent Rating: 14653 + 15138 = 29791 votes 15138

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2453 Current Rating: 2453 + 2355 = 4808 votesCurrent Rating: 2453 + 2355 = 4808 votes 2355

[434] 21: If you went camping
2701 Current Rating: 2701 + 3025 = 5726 votesCurrent Rating: 2701 + 3025 = 5726 votes 3025

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
10942 Current Rating: 10942 + 14032 = 24974 votesCurrent Rating: 10942 + 14032 = 24974 votes 14032

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
10680 Current Rating: 10680 + 9768 = 20448 votesCurrent Rating: 10680 + 9768 = 20448 votes 9768

[431] 14: I saw a news program
3743 Current Rating: 3743 + 3786 = 7529 votesCurrent Rating: 3743 + 3786 = 7529 votes 3786

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
2722 Current Rating: 2722 + 4058 = 6780 votesCurrent Rating: 2722 + 4058 = 6780 votes 4058

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2365 Current Rating: 2365 + 2559 = 4924 votesCurrent Rating: 2365 + 2559 = 4924 votes 2559

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
2694 Current Rating: 2694 + 2923 = 5617 votesCurrent Rating: 2694 + 2923 = 5617 votes 2923

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2464 Current Rating: 2464 + 2531 = 4995 votesCurrent Rating: 2464 + 2531 = 4995 votes 2531

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2695 Current Rating: 2695 + 2652 = 5347 votesCurrent Rating: 2695 + 2652 = 5347 votes 2652

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
5506 Current Rating: 5506 + 6641 = 12147 votesCurrent Rating: 5506 + 6641 = 12147 votes 6641

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2394 Current Rating: 2394 + 2210 = 4604 votesCurrent Rating: 2394 + 2210 = 4604 votes 2210

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2464 Current Rating: 2464 + 2846 = 5310 votesCurrent Rating: 2464 + 2846 = 5310 votes 2846

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
2914 Current Rating: 2914 + 2709 = 5623 votesCurrent Rating: 2914 + 2709 = 5623 votes 2709


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2213 Current Rating: 2213 + 2271 = 4484 votesCurrent Rating: 2213 + 2271 = 4484 votes 2271

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3570 Current Rating: 3570 + 3173 = 6743 votesCurrent Rating: 3570 + 3173 = 6743 votes 3173

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3816 Current Rating: 3816 + 3297 = 7113 votesCurrent Rating: 3816 + 3297 = 7113 votes 3297

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3392 Current Rating: 3392 + 3050 = 6442 votesCurrent Rating: 3392 + 3050 = 6442 votes 3050

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2579 Current Rating: 2579 + 2619 = 5198 votesCurrent Rating: 2579 + 2619 = 5198 votes 2619

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
3947 Current Rating: 3947 + 3576 = 7523 votesCurrent Rating: 3947 + 3576 = 7523 votes 3576

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6285 Current Rating: 6285 + 6894 = 13179 votesCurrent Rating: 6285 + 6894 = 13179 votes 6894

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
7912 Current Rating: 7912 + 7273 = 15185 votesCurrent Rating: 7912 + 7273 = 15185 votes 7273

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
3019 Current Rating: 3019 + 3479 = 6498 votesCurrent Rating: 3019 + 3479 = 6498 votes 3479

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3009 Current Rating: 3009 + 2897 = 5906 votesCurrent Rating: 3009 + 2897 = 5906 votes 2897

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
2932 Current Rating: 2932 + 3352 = 6284 votesCurrent Rating: 2932 + 3352 = 6284 votes 3352

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
6762 Current Rating: 6762 + 7495 = 14257 votesCurrent Rating: 6762 + 7495 = 14257 votes 7495

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3700 Current Rating: 3700 + 3431 = 7131 votesCurrent Rating: 3700 + 3431 = 7131 votes 3431

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
3871 Current Rating: 3871 + 3785 = 7656 votesCurrent Rating: 3871 + 3785 = 7656 votes 3785

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
4722 Current Rating: 4722 + 4120 = 8842 votesCurrent Rating: 4722 + 4120 = 8842 votes 4120

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4824 Current Rating: 4824 + 5749 = 10573 votesCurrent Rating: 4824 + 5749 = 10573 votes 5749

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
10768 Current Rating: 10768 + 9580 = 20348 votesCurrent Rating: 10768 + 9580 = 20348 votes 9580

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4130 Current Rating: 4130 + 3654 = 7784 votesCurrent Rating: 4130 + 3654 = 7784 votes 3654

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1041 Current Rating: 1041 + 865 = 1906 votesCurrent Rating: 1041 + 865 = 1906 votes 865

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2208 Current Rating: 2208 + 2672 = 4880 votesCurrent Rating: 2208 + 2672 = 4880 votes 2672


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
12192 Current Rating: 12192 + 13195 = 25387 votesCurrent Rating: 12192 + 13195 = 25387 votes 13195

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
7350 Current Rating: 7350 + 7341 = 14691 votesCurrent Rating: 7350 + 7341 = 14691 votes 7341

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
3784 Current Rating: 3784 + 3267 = 7051 votesCurrent Rating: 3784 + 3267 = 7051 votes 3267

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
11143 Current Rating: 11143 + 11564 = 22707 votesCurrent Rating: 11143 + 11564 = 22707 votes 11564

[397] 15: I Love you
30868 Current Rating: 30868 + 32305 = 63173 votesCurrent Rating: 30868 + 32305 = 63173 votes 32305

[396] 14: Hey, come on
4861 Current Rating: 4861 + 5953 = 10814 votesCurrent Rating: 4861 + 5953 = 10814 votes 5953

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
17227 Current Rating: 17227 + 21044 = 38271 votesCurrent Rating: 17227 + 21044 = 38271 votes 21044

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3534 Current Rating: 3534 + 3142 = 6676 votesCurrent Rating: 3534 + 3142 = 6676 votes 3142

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
3992 Current Rating: 3992 + 3756 = 7748 votesCurrent Rating: 3992 + 3756 = 7748 votes 3756

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3582 Current Rating: 3582 + 3393 = 6975 votesCurrent Rating: 3582 + 3393 = 6975 votes 3393

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3116 Current Rating: 3116 + 2940 = 6056 votesCurrent Rating: 3116 + 2940 = 6056 votes 2940

[390] 4: What are you doing?
4940 Current Rating: 4940 + 4492 = 9432 votesCurrent Rating: 4940 + 4492 = 9432 votes 4492

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
3386 Current Rating: 3386 + 5166 = 8552 votesCurrent Rating: 3386 + 5166 = 8552 votes 5166


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
4896 Current Rating: 4896 + 4502 = 9398 votesCurrent Rating: 4896 + 4502 = 9398 votes 4502

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
2809 Current Rating: 2809 + 2749 = 5558 votesCurrent Rating: 2809 + 2749 = 5558 votes 2749

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
14661 Current Rating: 14661 + 14465 = 29126 votesCurrent Rating: 14661 + 14465 = 29126 votes 14465

[385] 25: Can you please call security
7753 Current Rating: 7753 + 9279 = 17032 votesCurrent Rating: 7753 + 9279 = 17032 votes 9279

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3411 Current Rating: 3411 + 3303 = 6714 votesCurrent Rating: 3411 + 3303 = 6714 votes 3303

[383] 23: This book says
4223 Current Rating: 4223 + 3652 = 7875 votesCurrent Rating: 4223 + 3652 = 7875 votes 3652

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3584 Current Rating: 3584 + 3106 = 6690 votesCurrent Rating: 3584 + 3106 = 6690 votes 3106

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
8290 Current Rating: 8290 + 8332 = 16622 votesCurrent Rating: 8290 + 8332 = 16622 votes 8332

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
3270 Current Rating: 3270 + 3043 = 6313 votesCurrent Rating: 3270 + 3043 = 6313 votes 3043

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4468 Current Rating: 4468 + 4148 = 8616 votesCurrent Rating: 4468 + 4148 = 8616 votes 4148

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
11744 Current Rating: 11744 + 13055 = 24799 votesCurrent Rating: 11744 + 13055 = 24799 votes 13055

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
11932 Current Rating: 11932 + 14334 = 26266 votesCurrent Rating: 11932 + 14334 = 26266 votes 14334

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
57582 Current Rating: 57582 + 56407 = 113989 votesCurrent Rating: 57582 + 56407 = 113989 votes 56407

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
5243 Current Rating: 5243 + 5935 = 11178 votesCurrent Rating: 5243 + 5935 = 11178 votes 5935

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
5938 Current Rating: 5938 + 5815 = 11753 votesCurrent Rating: 5938 + 5815 = 11753 votes 5815

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4061 Current Rating: 4061 + 3393 = 7454 votesCurrent Rating: 4061 + 3393 = 7454 votes 3393

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
9798 Current Rating: 9798 + 10468 = 20266 votesCurrent Rating: 9798 + 10468 = 20266 votes 10468

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
11287 Current Rating: 11287 + 10492 = 21779 votesCurrent Rating: 11287 + 10492 = 21779 votes 10492


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
4506 Current Rating: 4506 + 5742 = 10248 votesCurrent Rating: 4506 + 5742 = 10248 votes 5742

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
4588 Current Rating: 4588 + 4235 = 8823 votesCurrent Rating: 4588 + 4235 = 8823 votes 4235

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
4881 Current Rating: 4881 + 4149 = 9030 votesCurrent Rating: 4881 + 4149 = 9030 votes 4149

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
3958 Current Rating: 3958 + 3552 = 7510 votesCurrent Rating: 3958 + 3552 = 7510 votes 3552

[366] 22: You look like crap
3778 Current Rating: 3778 + 3725 = 7503 votesCurrent Rating: 3778 + 3725 = 7503 votes 3725

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
6256 Current Rating: 6256 + 6277 = 12533 votesCurrent Rating: 6256 + 6277 = 12533 votes 6277

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
12727 Current Rating: 12727 + 15320 = 28047 votesCurrent Rating: 12727 + 15320 = 28047 votes 15320

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6239 Current Rating: 6239 + 5495 = 11734 votesCurrent Rating: 6239 + 5495 = 11734 votes 5495

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4048 Current Rating: 4048 + 3780 = 7828 votesCurrent Rating: 4048 + 3780 = 7828 votes 3780

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3638 Current Rating: 3638 + 4148 = 7786 votesCurrent Rating: 3638 + 4148 = 7786 votes 4148

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
5743 Current Rating: 5743 + 5832 = 11575 votesCurrent Rating: 5743 + 5832 = 11575 votes 5832

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4737 Current Rating: 4737 + 3999 = 8736 votesCurrent Rating: 4737 + 3999 = 8736 votes 3999

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4488 Current Rating: 4488 + 4211 = 8699 votesCurrent Rating: 4488 + 4211 = 8699 votes 4211

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
11637 Current Rating: 11637 + 10837 = 22474 votesCurrent Rating: 11637 + 10837 = 22474 votes 10837

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3318 Current Rating: 3318 + 3484 = 6802 votesCurrent Rating: 3318 + 3484 = 6802 votes 3484

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3321 Current Rating: 3321 + 3588 = 6909 votesCurrent Rating: 3321 + 3588 = 6909 votes 3588

[354] 1: In the old days
5141 Current Rating: 5141 + 5761 = 10902 votesCurrent Rating: 5141 + 5761 = 10902 votes 5761


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7620 Current Rating: 7620 + 7006 = 14626 votesCurrent Rating: 7620 + 7006 = 14626 votes 7006

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3562 Current Rating: 3562 + 3516 = 7078 votesCurrent Rating: 3562 + 3516 = 7078 votes 3516

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
2830 Current Rating: 2830 + 2997 = 5827 votesCurrent Rating: 2830 + 2997 = 5827 votes 2997

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3595 Current Rating: 3595 + 3569 = 7164 votesCurrent Rating: 3595 + 3569 = 7164 votes 3569

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3488 Current Rating: 3488 + 3284 = 6772 votesCurrent Rating: 3488 + 3284 = 6772 votes 3284

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 3888 = 7687 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 3888 = 7687 votes 3888

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4242 Current Rating: 4242 + 4139 = 8381 votesCurrent Rating: 4242 + 4139 = 8381 votes 4139

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2626 Current Rating: 2626 + 2714 = 5340 votesCurrent Rating: 2626 + 2714 = 5340 votes 2714

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2641 Current Rating: 2641 + 2938 = 5579 votesCurrent Rating: 2641 + 2938 = 5579 votes 2938

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3302 Current Rating: 3302 + 3534 = 6836 votesCurrent Rating: 3302 + 3534 = 6836 votes 3534

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3209 Current Rating: 3209 + 3307 = 6516 votesCurrent Rating: 3209 + 3307 = 6516 votes 3307

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2359 Current Rating: 2359 + 2730 = 5089 votesCurrent Rating: 2359 + 2730 = 5089 votes 2730

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
2423 Current Rating: 2423 + 3386 = 5809 votesCurrent Rating: 2423 + 3386 = 5809 votes 3386






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