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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3614 Current Rating: 3614 + 3735 = 7349 votesCurrent Rating: 3614 + 3735 = 7349 votes 3735

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
5319 Current Rating: 5319 + 5593 = 10912 votesCurrent Rating: 5319 + 5593 = 10912 votes 5593

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
2930 Current Rating: 2930 + 3236 = 6166 votesCurrent Rating: 2930 + 3236 = 6166 votes 3236

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
2962 Current Rating: 2962 + 2887 = 5849 votesCurrent Rating: 2962 + 2887 = 5849 votes 2887

[557] 19: Save a cow
2566 Current Rating: 2566 + 2346 = 4912 votesCurrent Rating: 2566 + 2346 = 4912 votes 2346

[556] 15: You know the idiom
13769 Current Rating: 13769 + 15451 = 29220 votesCurrent Rating: 13769 + 15451 = 29220 votes 15451

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
9448 Current Rating: 9448 + 8649 = 18097 votesCurrent Rating: 9448 + 8649 = 18097 votes 8649

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
14027 Current Rating: 14027 + 18055 = 32082 votesCurrent Rating: 14027 + 18055 = 32082 votes 18055

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
11992 Current Rating: 11992 + 12453 = 24445 votesCurrent Rating: 11992 + 12453 = 24445 votes 12453

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
16177 Current Rating: 16177 + 38229 = 54406 votesCurrent Rating: 16177 + 38229 = 54406 votes 38229

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
11944 Current Rating: 11944 + 12889 = 24833 votesCurrent Rating: 11944 + 12889 = 24833 votes 12889

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
5841 Current Rating: 5841 + 5801 = 11642 votesCurrent Rating: 5841 + 5801 = 11642 votes 5801

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6088 Current Rating: 6088 + 6095 = 12183 votesCurrent Rating: 6088 + 6095 = 12183 votes 6095

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
3819 Current Rating: 3819 + 3874 = 7693 votesCurrent Rating: 3819 + 3874 = 7693 votes 3874

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18418 Current Rating: 18418 + 18826 = 37244 votesCurrent Rating: 18418 + 18826 = 37244 votes 18826


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10304 Current Rating: 10304 + 10614 = 20918 votesCurrent Rating: 10304 + 10614 = 20918 votes 10614

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
5847 Current Rating: 5847 + 5614 = 11461 votesCurrent Rating: 5847 + 5614 = 11461 votes 5614

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7601 Current Rating: 7601 + 7518 = 15119 votesCurrent Rating: 7601 + 7518 = 15119 votes 7518

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12474 Current Rating: 12474 + 12996 = 25470 votesCurrent Rating: 12474 + 12996 = 25470 votes 12996

[542] 23: Have you noticed
4916 Current Rating: 4916 + 4795 = 9711 votesCurrent Rating: 4916 + 4795 = 9711 votes 4795

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12542 Current Rating: 12542 + 13851 = 26393 votesCurrent Rating: 12542 + 13851 = 26393 votes 13851

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11200 Current Rating: 11200 + 10636 = 21836 votesCurrent Rating: 11200 + 10636 = 21836 votes 10636

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20518 Current Rating: 20518 + 21091 = 41609 votesCurrent Rating: 20518 + 21091 = 41609 votes 21091

[538] 17: A real man
6140 Current Rating: 6140 + 6090 = 12230 votesCurrent Rating: 6140 + 6090 = 12230 votes 6090

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
13893 Current Rating: 13893 + 14080 = 27973 votesCurrent Rating: 13893 + 14080 = 27973 votes 14080

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
5687 Current Rating: 5687 + 5759 = 11446 votesCurrent Rating: 5687 + 5759 = 11446 votes 5759

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16259 Current Rating: 16259 + 16720 = 32979 votesCurrent Rating: 16259 + 16720 = 32979 votes 16720

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14470 Current Rating: 14470 + 14902 = 29372 votesCurrent Rating: 14470 + 14902 = 29372 votes 14902

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13627 Current Rating: 13627 + 13934 = 27561 votesCurrent Rating: 13627 + 13934 = 27561 votes 13934

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10383 Current Rating: 10383 + 10201 = 20584 votesCurrent Rating: 10383 + 10201 = 20584 votes 10201

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2026 Current Rating: 2026 + 2363 = 4389 votesCurrent Rating: 2026 + 2363 = 4389 votes 2363

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1491 = 2868 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1491 = 2868 votes 1491

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3054 Current Rating: 3054 + 3410 = 6464 votesCurrent Rating: 3054 + 3410 = 6464 votes 3410

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 1008 = 2141 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 1008 = 2141 votes 1008

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
702 Current Rating: 702 + 874 = 1576 votesCurrent Rating: 702 + 874 = 1576 votes 874

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1069 Current Rating: 1069 + 1211 = 2280 votesCurrent Rating: 1069 + 1211 = 2280 votes 1211


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 1121 = 2208 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 1121 = 2208 votes 1121

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 2678 = 4177 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 2678 = 4177 votes 2678

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1498 Current Rating: 1498 + 1966 = 3464 votesCurrent Rating: 1498 + 1966 = 3464 votes 1966

[522] 26: Hey babe
2054 Current Rating: 2054 + 2699 = 4753 votesCurrent Rating: 2054 + 2699 = 4753 votes 2699

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4597 Current Rating: 4597 + 5140 = 9737 votesCurrent Rating: 4597 + 5140 = 9737 votes 5140

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7065 Current Rating: 7065 + 7326 = 14391 votesCurrent Rating: 7065 + 7326 = 14391 votes 7326

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24603 Current Rating: 24603 + 26161 = 50764 votesCurrent Rating: 24603 + 26161 = 50764 votes 26161

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
8948 Current Rating: 8948 + 8968 = 17916 votesCurrent Rating: 8948 + 8968 = 17916 votes 8968

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12015 Current Rating: 12015 + 12470 = 24485 votesCurrent Rating: 12015 + 12470 = 24485 votes 12470

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
9735 Current Rating: 9735 + 10463 = 20198 votesCurrent Rating: 9735 + 10463 = 20198 votes 10463

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
25889 Current Rating: 25889 + 27323 = 53212 votesCurrent Rating: 25889 + 27323 = 53212 votes 27323

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
35167 Current Rating: 35167 + 36016 = 71183 votesCurrent Rating: 35167 + 36016 = 71183 votes 36016

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24293 Current Rating: 24293 + 25181 = 49474 votesCurrent Rating: 24293 + 25181 = 49474 votes 25181

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
10908 Current Rating: 10908 + 11224 = 22132 votesCurrent Rating: 10908 + 11224 = 22132 votes 11224

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27157 Current Rating: 27157 + 27650 = 54807 votesCurrent Rating: 27157 + 27650 = 54807 votes 27650

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1398 = 2693 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1398 = 2693 votes 1398

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28212 Current Rating: 28212 + 28772 = 56984 votesCurrent Rating: 28212 + 28772 = 56984 votes 28772

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
5942 Current Rating: 5942 + 6133 = 12075 votesCurrent Rating: 5942 + 6133 = 12075 votes 6133

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11598 Current Rating: 11598 + 11850 = 23448 votesCurrent Rating: 11598 + 11850 = 23448 votes 11850

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8392 Current Rating: 8392 + 8159 = 16551 votesCurrent Rating: 8392 + 8159 = 16551 votes 8159

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
6348 Current Rating: 6348 + 6470 = 12818 votesCurrent Rating: 6348 + 6470 = 12818 votes 6470


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
20468 Current Rating: 20468 + 24881 = 45349 votesCurrent Rating: 20468 + 24881 = 45349 votes 24881

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4504 Current Rating: 4504 + 4464 = 8968 votesCurrent Rating: 4504 + 4464 = 8968 votes 4464

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3461 Current Rating: 3461 + 3517 = 6978 votesCurrent Rating: 3461 + 3517 = 6978 votes 3517

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7034 Current Rating: 7034 + 7024 = 14058 votesCurrent Rating: 7034 + 7024 = 14058 votes 7024

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
5720 Current Rating: 5720 + 6046 = 11766 votesCurrent Rating: 5720 + 6046 = 11766 votes 6046

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5379 Current Rating: 5379 + 5287 = 10666 votesCurrent Rating: 5379 + 5287 = 10666 votes 5287

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 3713 = 7478 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 3713 = 7478 votes 3713

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
4857 Current Rating: 4857 + 4766 = 9623 votesCurrent Rating: 4857 + 4766 = 9623 votes 4766

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
3454 Current Rating: 3454 + 3506 = 6960 votesCurrent Rating: 3454 + 3506 = 6960 votes 3506

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11388 Current Rating: 11388 + 13474 = 24862 votesCurrent Rating: 11388 + 13474 = 24862 votes 13474

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13165 Current Rating: 13165 + 14777 = 27942 votesCurrent Rating: 13165 + 14777 = 27942 votes 14777

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8426 Current Rating: 8426 + 8256 = 16682 votesCurrent Rating: 8426 + 8256 = 16682 votes 8256

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8536 Current Rating: 8536 + 8127 = 16663 votesCurrent Rating: 8536 + 8127 = 16663 votes 8127

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
6933 Current Rating: 6933 + 6672 = 13605 votesCurrent Rating: 6933 + 6672 = 13605 votes 6672

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7509 Current Rating: 7509 + 7117 = 14626 votesCurrent Rating: 7509 + 7117 = 14626 votes 7117

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20175 Current Rating: 20175 + 20280 = 40455 votesCurrent Rating: 20175 + 20280 = 40455 votes 20280

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11260 Current Rating: 11260 + 11536 = 22796 votesCurrent Rating: 11260 + 11536 = 22796 votes 11536

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
8993 Current Rating: 8993 + 8186 = 17179 votesCurrent Rating: 8993 + 8186 = 17179 votes 8186

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8481 Current Rating: 8481 + 8428 = 16909 votesCurrent Rating: 8481 + 8428 = 16909 votes 8428

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10183 Current Rating: 10183 + 10219 = 20402 votesCurrent Rating: 10183 + 10219 = 20402 votes 10219

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31104 Current Rating: 31104 + 31645 = 62749 votesCurrent Rating: 31104 + 31645 = 62749 votes 31645

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
8977 Current Rating: 8977 + 8801 = 17778 votesCurrent Rating: 8977 + 8801 = 17778 votes 8801


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
8754 Current Rating: 8754 + 8202 = 16956 votesCurrent Rating: 8754 + 8202 = 16956 votes 8202

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12607 Current Rating: 12607 + 14028 = 26635 votesCurrent Rating: 12607 + 14028 = 26635 votes 14028

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12531 Current Rating: 12531 + 13779 = 26310 votesCurrent Rating: 12531 + 13779 = 26310 votes 13779

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27597 Current Rating: 27597 + 28038 = 55635 votesCurrent Rating: 27597 + 28038 = 55635 votes 28038

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
11605 Current Rating: 11605 + 12852 = 24457 votesCurrent Rating: 11605 + 12852 = 24457 votes 12852

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
21562 Current Rating: 21562 + 27256 = 48818 votesCurrent Rating: 21562 + 27256 = 48818 votes 27256

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10475 Current Rating: 10475 + 11234 = 21709 votesCurrent Rating: 10475 + 11234 = 21709 votes 11234

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10082 Current Rating: 10082 + 9875 = 19957 votesCurrent Rating: 10082 + 9875 = 19957 votes 9875

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
25600 Current Rating: 25600 + 25793 = 51393 votesCurrent Rating: 25600 + 25793 = 51393 votes 25793

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
8678 Current Rating: 8678 + 8430 = 17108 votesCurrent Rating: 8678 + 8430 = 17108 votes 8430

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
13730 Current Rating: 13730 + 14639 = 28369 votesCurrent Rating: 13730 + 14639 = 28369 votes 14639

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11095 Current Rating: 11095 + 10480 = 21575 votesCurrent Rating: 11095 + 10480 = 21575 votes 10480

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
10655 Current Rating: 10655 + 9996 = 20651 votesCurrent Rating: 10655 + 9996 = 20651 votes 9996

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7553 Current Rating: 7553 + 6729 = 14282 votesCurrent Rating: 7553 + 6729 = 14282 votes 6729

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4296 Current Rating: 4296 + 3952 = 8248 votesCurrent Rating: 4296 + 3952 = 8248 votes 3952

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6177 Current Rating: 6177 + 5649 = 11826 votesCurrent Rating: 6177 + 5649 = 11826 votes 5649

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9228 Current Rating: 9228 + 8566 = 17794 votesCurrent Rating: 9228 + 8566 = 17794 votes 8566

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5311 Current Rating: 5311 + 4977 = 10288 votesCurrent Rating: 5311 + 4977 = 10288 votes 4977

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4580 Current Rating: 4580 + 4766 = 9346 votesCurrent Rating: 4580 + 4766 = 9346 votes 4766

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5091 Current Rating: 5091 + 4758 = 9849 votesCurrent Rating: 5091 + 4758 = 9849 votes 4758

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
13586 Current Rating: 13586 + 12782 = 26368 votesCurrent Rating: 13586 + 12782 = 26368 votes 12782


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
7098 Current Rating: 7098 + 6526 = 13624 votesCurrent Rating: 7098 + 6526 = 13624 votes 6526

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
3755 Current Rating: 3755 + 3381 = 7136 votesCurrent Rating: 3755 + 3381 = 7136 votes 3381

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1443 = 3138 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1443 = 3138 votes 1443

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
3731 Current Rating: 3731 + 3283 = 7014 votesCurrent Rating: 3731 + 3283 = 7014 votes 3283

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3260 Current Rating: 3260 + 2828 = 6088 votesCurrent Rating: 3260 + 2828 = 6088 votes 2828

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6220 Current Rating: 6220 + 6275 = 12495 votesCurrent Rating: 6220 + 6275 = 12495 votes 6275

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4223 Current Rating: 4223 + 3705 = 7928 votesCurrent Rating: 4223 + 3705 = 7928 votes 3705

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
1977 Current Rating: 1977 + 2341 = 4318 votesCurrent Rating: 1977 + 2341 = 4318 votes 2341

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2521 Current Rating: 2521 + 2302 = 4823 votesCurrent Rating: 2521 + 2302 = 4823 votes 2302

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
1937 Current Rating: 1937 + 1967 = 3904 votesCurrent Rating: 1937 + 1967 = 3904 votes 1967

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1792 Current Rating: 1792 + 1700 = 3492 votesCurrent Rating: 1792 + 1700 = 3492 votes 1700

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3364 Current Rating: 3364 + 2942 = 6306 votesCurrent Rating: 3364 + 2942 = 6306 votes 2942

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
1997 Current Rating: 1997 + 1908 = 3905 votesCurrent Rating: 1997 + 1908 = 3905 votes 1908

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5321 Current Rating: 5321 + 4922 = 10243 votesCurrent Rating: 5321 + 4922 = 10243 votes 4922

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3570 Current Rating: 3570 + 3615 = 7185 votesCurrent Rating: 3570 + 3615 = 7185 votes 3615

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
2973 Current Rating: 2973 + 2711 = 5684 votesCurrent Rating: 2973 + 2711 = 5684 votes 2711

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6468 Current Rating: 6468 + 6210 = 12678 votesCurrent Rating: 6468 + 6210 = 12678 votes 6210

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2731 Current Rating: 2731 + 2946 = 5677 votesCurrent Rating: 2731 + 2946 = 5677 votes 2946

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
3001 Current Rating: 3001 + 3065 = 6066 votesCurrent Rating: 3001 + 3065 = 6066 votes 3065

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
5743 Current Rating: 5743 + 6096 = 11839 votesCurrent Rating: 5743 + 6096 = 11839 votes 6096

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
16372 Current Rating: 16372 + 16591 = 32963 votesCurrent Rating: 16372 + 16591 = 32963 votes 16591


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2119 Current Rating: 2119 + 2330 = 4449 votesCurrent Rating: 2119 + 2330 = 4449 votes 2330

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
4343 Current Rating: 4343 + 4303 = 8646 votesCurrent Rating: 4343 + 4303 = 8646 votes 4303

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
17041 Current Rating: 17041 + 16876 = 33917 votesCurrent Rating: 17041 + 16876 = 33917 votes 16876

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
116206 Current Rating: 116206 + 112504 = 228710 votesCurrent Rating: 116206 + 112504 = 228710 votes 112504

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
14565 Current Rating: 14565 + 15085 = 29650 votesCurrent Rating: 14565 + 15085 = 29650 votes 15085

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2437 Current Rating: 2437 + 2342 = 4779 votesCurrent Rating: 2437 + 2342 = 4779 votes 2342

[434] 21: If you went camping
2654 Current Rating: 2654 + 2971 = 5625 votesCurrent Rating: 2654 + 2971 = 5625 votes 2971

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
10852 Current Rating: 10852 + 13340 = 24192 votesCurrent Rating: 10852 + 13340 = 24192 votes 13340

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
10159 Current Rating: 10159 + 9517 = 19676 votesCurrent Rating: 10159 + 9517 = 19676 votes 9517

[431] 14: I saw a news program
3685 Current Rating: 3685 + 3745 = 7430 votesCurrent Rating: 3685 + 3745 = 7430 votes 3745

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
2673 Current Rating: 2673 + 3925 = 6598 votesCurrent Rating: 2673 + 3925 = 6598 votes 3925

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2332 Current Rating: 2332 + 2531 = 4863 votesCurrent Rating: 2332 + 2531 = 4863 votes 2531

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
2531 Current Rating: 2531 + 2840 = 5371 votesCurrent Rating: 2531 + 2840 = 5371 votes 2840

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2406 Current Rating: 2406 + 2496 = 4902 votesCurrent Rating: 2406 + 2496 = 4902 votes 2496

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2669 Current Rating: 2669 + 2622 = 5291 votesCurrent Rating: 2669 + 2622 = 5291 votes 2622

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
5271 Current Rating: 5271 + 6489 = 11760 votesCurrent Rating: 5271 + 6489 = 11760 votes 6489

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2376 Current Rating: 2376 + 2195 = 4571 votesCurrent Rating: 2376 + 2195 = 4571 votes 2195

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2431 Current Rating: 2431 + 2781 = 5212 votesCurrent Rating: 2431 + 2781 = 5212 votes 2781

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
2895 Current Rating: 2895 + 2688 = 5583 votesCurrent Rating: 2895 + 2688 = 5583 votes 2688


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2190 Current Rating: 2190 + 2247 = 4437 votesCurrent Rating: 2190 + 2247 = 4437 votes 2247

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3553 Current Rating: 3553 + 3160 = 6713 votesCurrent Rating: 3553 + 3160 = 6713 votes 3160

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3814 Current Rating: 3814 + 3294 = 7108 votesCurrent Rating: 3814 + 3294 = 7108 votes 3294

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3379 Current Rating: 3379 + 3036 = 6415 votesCurrent Rating: 3379 + 3036 = 6415 votes 3036

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2568 Current Rating: 2568 + 2603 = 5171 votesCurrent Rating: 2568 + 2603 = 5171 votes 2603

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
3911 Current Rating: 3911 + 3541 = 7452 votesCurrent Rating: 3911 + 3541 = 7452 votes 3541

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6268 Current Rating: 6268 + 6884 = 13152 votesCurrent Rating: 6268 + 6884 = 13152 votes 6884

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
7858 Current Rating: 7858 + 7261 = 15119 votesCurrent Rating: 7858 + 7261 = 15119 votes 7261

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
2951 Current Rating: 2951 + 3389 = 6340 votesCurrent Rating: 2951 + 3389 = 6340 votes 3389

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
2983 Current Rating: 2983 + 2877 = 5860 votesCurrent Rating: 2983 + 2877 = 5860 votes 2877

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
2885 Current Rating: 2885 + 3299 = 6184 votesCurrent Rating: 2885 + 3299 = 6184 votes 3299

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
6680 Current Rating: 6680 + 7456 = 14136 votesCurrent Rating: 6680 + 7456 = 14136 votes 7456

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3687 Current Rating: 3687 + 3412 = 7099 votesCurrent Rating: 3687 + 3412 = 7099 votes 3412

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
3836 Current Rating: 3836 + 3753 = 7589 votesCurrent Rating: 3836 + 3753 = 7589 votes 3753

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
4691 Current Rating: 4691 + 4088 = 8779 votesCurrent Rating: 4691 + 4088 = 8779 votes 4088

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4809 Current Rating: 4809 + 5731 = 10540 votesCurrent Rating: 4809 + 5731 = 10540 votes 5731

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
10221 Current Rating: 10221 + 9444 = 19665 votesCurrent Rating: 10221 + 9444 = 19665 votes 9444

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4108 Current Rating: 4108 + 3637 = 7745 votesCurrent Rating: 4108 + 3637 = 7745 votes 3637

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
958 Current Rating: 958 + 841 = 1799 votesCurrent Rating: 958 + 841 = 1799 votes 841

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2179 Current Rating: 2179 + 2617 = 4796 votesCurrent Rating: 2179 + 2617 = 4796 votes 2617


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
12035 Current Rating: 12035 + 12776 = 24811 votesCurrent Rating: 12035 + 12776 = 24811 votes 12776

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
7106 Current Rating: 7106 + 7249 = 14355 votesCurrent Rating: 7106 + 7249 = 14355 votes 7249

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
3747 Current Rating: 3747 + 3225 = 6972 votesCurrent Rating: 3747 + 3225 = 6972 votes 3225

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
10806 Current Rating: 10806 + 11244 = 22050 votesCurrent Rating: 10806 + 11244 = 22050 votes 11244

[397] 15: I Love you
30508 Current Rating: 30508 + 32045 = 62553 votesCurrent Rating: 30508 + 32045 = 62553 votes 32045

[396] 14: Hey, come on
4713 Current Rating: 4713 + 5840 = 10553 votesCurrent Rating: 4713 + 5840 = 10553 votes 5840

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
15521 Current Rating: 15521 + 17921 = 33442 votesCurrent Rating: 15521 + 17921 = 33442 votes 17921

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3486 Current Rating: 3486 + 3109 = 6595 votesCurrent Rating: 3486 + 3109 = 6595 votes 3109

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
3969 Current Rating: 3969 + 3736 = 7705 votesCurrent Rating: 3969 + 3736 = 7705 votes 3736

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3536 Current Rating: 3536 + 3354 = 6890 votesCurrent Rating: 3536 + 3354 = 6890 votes 3354

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3087 Current Rating: 3087 + 2912 = 5999 votesCurrent Rating: 3087 + 2912 = 5999 votes 2912

[390] 4: What are you doing?
4927 Current Rating: 4927 + 4481 = 9408 votesCurrent Rating: 4927 + 4481 = 9408 votes 4481

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
3165 Current Rating: 3165 + 4931 = 8096 votesCurrent Rating: 3165 + 4931 = 8096 votes 4931


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
4847 Current Rating: 4847 + 4449 = 9296 votesCurrent Rating: 4847 + 4449 = 9296 votes 4449

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
2773 Current Rating: 2773 + 2705 = 5478 votesCurrent Rating: 2773 + 2705 = 5478 votes 2705

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
14487 Current Rating: 14487 + 14268 = 28755 votesCurrent Rating: 14487 + 14268 = 28755 votes 14268

[385] 25: Can you please call security
7661 Current Rating: 7661 + 9227 = 16888 votesCurrent Rating: 7661 + 9227 = 16888 votes 9227

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3397 Current Rating: 3397 + 3287 = 6684 votesCurrent Rating: 3397 + 3287 = 6684 votes 3287

[383] 23: This book says
4207 Current Rating: 4207 + 3638 = 7845 votesCurrent Rating: 4207 + 3638 = 7845 votes 3638

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3537 Current Rating: 3537 + 3062 = 6599 votesCurrent Rating: 3537 + 3062 = 6599 votes 3062

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
8042 Current Rating: 8042 + 8279 = 16321 votesCurrent Rating: 8042 + 8279 = 16321 votes 8279

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
3196 Current Rating: 3196 + 3025 = 6221 votesCurrent Rating: 3196 + 3025 = 6221 votes 3025

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4453 Current Rating: 4453 + 4133 = 8586 votesCurrent Rating: 4453 + 4133 = 8586 votes 4133

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
11423 Current Rating: 11423 + 11689 = 23112 votesCurrent Rating: 11423 + 11689 = 23112 votes 11689

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
11711 Current Rating: 11711 + 13001 = 24712 votesCurrent Rating: 11711 + 13001 = 24712 votes 13001

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
55567 Current Rating: 55567 + 55409 = 110976 votesCurrent Rating: 55567 + 55409 = 110976 votes 55409

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
5170 Current Rating: 5170 + 5888 = 11058 votesCurrent Rating: 5170 + 5888 = 11058 votes 5888

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
5856 Current Rating: 5856 + 5779 = 11635 votesCurrent Rating: 5856 + 5779 = 11635 votes 5779

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4025 Current Rating: 4025 + 3367 = 7392 votesCurrent Rating: 4025 + 3367 = 7392 votes 3367

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
9685 Current Rating: 9685 + 10437 = 20122 votesCurrent Rating: 9685 + 10437 = 20122 votes 10437

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
10102 Current Rating: 10102 + 10189 = 20291 votesCurrent Rating: 10102 + 10189 = 20291 votes 10189


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
4216 Current Rating: 4216 + 5583 = 9799 votesCurrent Rating: 4216 + 5583 = 9799 votes 5583

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
4523 Current Rating: 4523 + 4187 = 8710 votesCurrent Rating: 4523 + 4187 = 8710 votes 4187

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
4840 Current Rating: 4840 + 4107 = 8947 votesCurrent Rating: 4840 + 4107 = 8947 votes 4107

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
3892 Current Rating: 3892 + 3521 = 7413 votesCurrent Rating: 3892 + 3521 = 7413 votes 3521

[366] 22: You look like crap
3704 Current Rating: 3704 + 3681 = 7385 votesCurrent Rating: 3704 + 3681 = 7385 votes 3681

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
6159 Current Rating: 6159 + 6209 = 12368 votesCurrent Rating: 6159 + 6209 = 12368 votes 6209

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
12662 Current Rating: 12662 + 14861 = 27523 votesCurrent Rating: 12662 + 14861 = 27523 votes 14861

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6140 Current Rating: 6140 + 5435 = 11575 votesCurrent Rating: 6140 + 5435 = 11575 votes 5435

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4024 Current Rating: 4024 + 3749 = 7773 votesCurrent Rating: 4024 + 3749 = 7773 votes 3749

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3607 Current Rating: 3607 + 4124 = 7731 votesCurrent Rating: 3607 + 4124 = 7731 votes 4124

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
5691 Current Rating: 5691 + 5791 = 11482 votesCurrent Rating: 5691 + 5791 = 11482 votes 5791

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4714 Current Rating: 4714 + 3983 = 8697 votesCurrent Rating: 4714 + 3983 = 8697 votes 3983

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4450 Current Rating: 4450 + 4154 = 8604 votesCurrent Rating: 4450 + 4154 = 8604 votes 4154

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
11460 Current Rating: 11460 + 10660 = 22120 votesCurrent Rating: 11460 + 10660 = 22120 votes 10660

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3293 Current Rating: 3293 + 3457 = 6750 votesCurrent Rating: 3293 + 3457 = 6750 votes 3457

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3277 Current Rating: 3277 + 3553 = 6830 votesCurrent Rating: 3277 + 3553 = 6830 votes 3553

[354] 1: In the old days
5105 Current Rating: 5105 + 5728 = 10833 votesCurrent Rating: 5105 + 5728 = 10833 votes 5728


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7591 Current Rating: 7591 + 6983 = 14574 votesCurrent Rating: 7591 + 6983 = 14574 votes 6983

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3540 Current Rating: 3540 + 3497 = 7037 votesCurrent Rating: 3540 + 3497 = 7037 votes 3497

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
2813 Current Rating: 2813 + 2975 = 5788 votesCurrent Rating: 2813 + 2975 = 5788 votes 2975

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3563 Current Rating: 3563 + 3556 = 7119 votesCurrent Rating: 3563 + 3556 = 7119 votes 3556

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3446 Current Rating: 3446 + 3242 = 6688 votesCurrent Rating: 3446 + 3242 = 6688 votes 3242

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
3779 Current Rating: 3779 + 3870 = 7649 votesCurrent Rating: 3779 + 3870 = 7649 votes 3870

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4143 Current Rating: 4143 + 4057 = 8200 votesCurrent Rating: 4143 + 4057 = 8200 votes 4057

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2608 Current Rating: 2608 + 2699 = 5307 votesCurrent Rating: 2608 + 2699 = 5307 votes 2699

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2592 Current Rating: 2592 + 2896 = 5488 votesCurrent Rating: 2592 + 2896 = 5488 votes 2896

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3278 Current Rating: 3278 + 3507 = 6785 votesCurrent Rating: 3278 + 3507 = 6785 votes 3507

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3147 Current Rating: 3147 + 3246 = 6393 votesCurrent Rating: 3147 + 3246 = 6393 votes 3246

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2329 Current Rating: 2329 + 2693 = 5022 votesCurrent Rating: 2329 + 2693 = 5022 votes 2693

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
2327 Current Rating: 2327 + 3232 = 5559 votesCurrent Rating: 2327 + 3232 = 5559 votes 3232






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