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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
5633 Current Rating: 5633 + 5145 = 10778 votesCurrent Rating: 5633 + 5145 = 10778 votes 5145

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
8055 Current Rating: 8055 + 7354 = 15409 votesCurrent Rating: 8055 + 7354 = 15409 votes 7354

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
4710 Current Rating: 4710 + 4274 = 8984 votesCurrent Rating: 4710 + 4274 = 8984 votes 4274

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
4771 Current Rating: 4771 + 3854 = 8625 votesCurrent Rating: 4771 + 3854 = 8625 votes 3854

[557] 19: Save a cow
5186 Current Rating: 5186 + 3843 = 9029 votesCurrent Rating: 5186 + 3843 = 9029 votes 3843

[556] 15: You know the idiom
17073 Current Rating: 17073 + 18231 = 35304 votesCurrent Rating: 17073 + 18231 = 35304 votes 18231

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
12264 Current Rating: 12264 + 12218 = 24482 votesCurrent Rating: 12264 + 12218 = 24482 votes 12218

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
17963 Current Rating: 17963 + 26160 = 44123 votesCurrent Rating: 17963 + 26160 = 44123 votes 26160

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
14839 Current Rating: 14839 + 16576 = 31415 votesCurrent Rating: 14839 + 16576 = 31415 votes 16576

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
21618 Current Rating: 21618 + 41777 = 63395 votesCurrent Rating: 21618 + 41777 = 63395 votes 41777

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
14468 Current Rating: 14468 + 17245 = 31713 votesCurrent Rating: 14468 + 17245 = 31713 votes 17245

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
8322 Current Rating: 8322 + 7088 = 15410 votesCurrent Rating: 8322 + 7088 = 15410 votes 7088

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
7730 Current Rating: 7730 + 7016 = 14746 votesCurrent Rating: 7730 + 7016 = 14746 votes 7016

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
5905 Current Rating: 5905 + 5312 = 11217 votesCurrent Rating: 5905 + 5312 = 11217 votes 5312

[547] 1: I think all of those people
20395 Current Rating: 20395 + 24241 = 44636 votesCurrent Rating: 20395 + 24241 = 44636 votes 24241


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
12254 Current Rating: 12254 + 11838 = 24092 votesCurrent Rating: 12254 + 11838 = 24092 votes 11838

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
7472 Current Rating: 7472 + 6678 = 14150 votesCurrent Rating: 7472 + 6678 = 14150 votes 6678

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
9071 Current Rating: 9071 + 8490 = 17561 votesCurrent Rating: 9071 + 8490 = 17561 votes 8490

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
14354 Current Rating: 14354 + 16357 = 30711 votesCurrent Rating: 14354 + 16357 = 30711 votes 16357

[542] 23: Have you noticed
7182 Current Rating: 7182 + 6348 = 13530 votesCurrent Rating: 7182 + 6348 = 13530 votes 6348

[541] 22: I canít believe it
14748 Current Rating: 14748 + 15325 = 30073 votesCurrent Rating: 14748 + 15325 = 30073 votes 15325

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
13417 Current Rating: 13417 + 14222 = 27639 votesCurrent Rating: 13417 + 14222 = 27639 votes 14222

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
22429 Current Rating: 22429 + 26373 = 48802 votesCurrent Rating: 22429 + 26373 = 48802 votes 26373

[538] 17: A real man
7937 Current Rating: 7937 + 7293 = 15230 votesCurrent Rating: 7937 + 7293 = 15230 votes 7293

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
16353 Current Rating: 16353 + 18595 = 34948 votesCurrent Rating: 16353 + 18595 = 34948 votes 18595

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
7750 Current Rating: 7750 + 7254 = 15004 votesCurrent Rating: 7750 + 7254 = 15004 votes 7254

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
18037 Current Rating: 18037 + 20904 = 38941 votesCurrent Rating: 18037 + 20904 = 38941 votes 20904

[534] 11: Thanks Google
16812 Current Rating: 16812 + 19395 = 36207 votesCurrent Rating: 16812 + 19395 = 36207 votes 19395

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
15422 Current Rating: 15422 + 17863 = 33285 votesCurrent Rating: 15422 + 17863 = 33285 votes 17863

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
12687 Current Rating: 12687 + 11714 = 24401 votesCurrent Rating: 12687 + 11714 = 24401 votes 11714

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
3969 Current Rating: 3969 + 3582 = 7551 votesCurrent Rating: 3969 + 3582 = 7551 votes 3582

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
3441 Current Rating: 3441 + 2792 = 6233 votesCurrent Rating: 3441 + 2792 = 6233 votes 2792

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
5173 Current Rating: 5173 + 4683 = 9856 votesCurrent Rating: 5173 + 4683 = 9856 votes 4683

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 2306 = 5664 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 2306 = 5664 votes 2306

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
2853 Current Rating: 2853 + 2317 = 5170 votesCurrent Rating: 2853 + 2317 = 5170 votes 2317

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
2919 Current Rating: 2919 + 2335 = 5254 votesCurrent Rating: 2919 + 2335 = 5254 votes 2335


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
3137 Current Rating: 3137 + 2417 = 5554 votesCurrent Rating: 3137 + 2417 = 5554 votes 2417

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
3553 Current Rating: 3553 + 4777 = 8330 votesCurrent Rating: 3553 + 4777 = 8330 votes 4777

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
3778 Current Rating: 3778 + 3683 = 7461 votesCurrent Rating: 3778 + 3683 = 7461 votes 3683

[522] 26: Hey babe
3972 Current Rating: 3972 + 3927 = 7899 votesCurrent Rating: 3972 + 3927 = 7899 votes 3927

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
6704 Current Rating: 6704 + 6595 = 13299 votesCurrent Rating: 6704 + 6595 = 13299 votes 6595

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
8674 Current Rating: 8674 + 8410 = 17084 votesCurrent Rating: 8674 + 8410 = 17084 votes 8410

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
26475 Current Rating: 26475 + 27397 = 53872 votesCurrent Rating: 26475 + 27397 = 53872 votes 27397

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
10943 Current Rating: 10943 + 10072 = 21015 votesCurrent Rating: 10943 + 10072 = 21015 votes 10072

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
14023 Current Rating: 14023 + 16703 = 30726 votesCurrent Rating: 14023 + 16703 = 30726 votes 16703

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
12042 Current Rating: 12042 + 11745 = 23787 votesCurrent Rating: 12042 + 11745 = 23787 votes 11745

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
28727 Current Rating: 28727 + 29142 = 57869 votesCurrent Rating: 28727 + 29142 = 57869 votes 29142

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
43811 Current Rating: 43811 + 45808 = 89619 votesCurrent Rating: 43811 + 45808 = 89619 votes 45808

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
26165 Current Rating: 26165 + 26395 = 52560 votesCurrent Rating: 26165 + 26395 = 52560 votes 26395

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
13286 Current Rating: 13286 + 14932 = 28218 votesCurrent Rating: 13286 + 14932 = 28218 votes 14932

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
28761 Current Rating: 28761 + 30558 = 59319 votesCurrent Rating: 28761 + 30558 = 59319 votes 30558

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
3476 Current Rating: 3476 + 2866 = 6342 votesCurrent Rating: 3476 + 2866 = 6342 votes 2866

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
30145 Current Rating: 30145 + 37008 = 67153 votesCurrent Rating: 30145 + 37008 = 67153 votes 37008

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
7649 Current Rating: 7649 + 7226 = 14875 votesCurrent Rating: 7649 + 7226 = 14875 votes 7226

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
14080 Current Rating: 14080 + 16612 = 30692 votesCurrent Rating: 14080 + 16612 = 30692 votes 16612

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
11014 Current Rating: 11014 + 9791 = 20805 votesCurrent Rating: 11014 + 9791 = 20805 votes 9791

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
9254 Current Rating: 9254 + 8257 = 17511 votesCurrent Rating: 9254 + 8257 = 17511 votes 8257


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
30225 Current Rating: 30225 + 32508 = 62733 votesCurrent Rating: 30225 + 32508 = 62733 votes 32508

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
6305 Current Rating: 6305 + 5642 = 11947 votesCurrent Rating: 6305 + 5642 = 11947 votes 5642

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
5580 Current Rating: 5580 + 4593 = 10173 votesCurrent Rating: 5580 + 4593 = 10173 votes 4593

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
9189 Current Rating: 9189 + 8481 = 17670 votesCurrent Rating: 9189 + 8481 = 17670 votes 8481

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
7525 Current Rating: 7525 + 7266 = 14791 votesCurrent Rating: 7525 + 7266 = 14791 votes 7266

[499] 23: You need to cut down
7817 Current Rating: 7817 + 6926 = 14743 votesCurrent Rating: 7817 + 6926 = 14743 votes 6926

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
5707 Current Rating: 5707 + 5032 = 10739 votesCurrent Rating: 5707 + 5032 = 10739 votes 5032

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
7000 Current Rating: 7000 + 6263 = 13263 votesCurrent Rating: 7000 + 6263 = 13263 votes 6263

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
6207 Current Rating: 6207 + 5357 = 11564 votesCurrent Rating: 6207 + 5357 = 11564 votes 5357

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
14964 Current Rating: 14964 + 20154 = 35118 votesCurrent Rating: 14964 + 20154 = 35118 votes 20154

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
15563 Current Rating: 15563 + 17237 = 32800 votesCurrent Rating: 15563 + 17237 = 32800 votes 17237

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
10616 Current Rating: 10616 + 9529 = 20145 votesCurrent Rating: 10616 + 9529 = 20145 votes 9529

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
10000 Current Rating: 10000 + 9029 = 19029 votesCurrent Rating: 10000 + 9029 = 19029 votes 9029

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
9533 Current Rating: 9533 + 8016 = 17549 votesCurrent Rating: 9533 + 8016 = 17549 votes 8016

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
8871 Current Rating: 8871 + 7906 = 16777 votesCurrent Rating: 8871 + 7906 = 16777 votes 7906

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
22901 Current Rating: 22901 + 24999 = 47900 votesCurrent Rating: 22901 + 24999 = 47900 votes 24999

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
13815 Current Rating: 13815 + 15306 = 29121 votesCurrent Rating: 13815 + 15306 = 29121 votes 15306

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
11308 Current Rating: 11308 + 11217 = 22525 votesCurrent Rating: 11308 + 11217 = 22525 votes 11217

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
11122 Current Rating: 11122 + 10236 = 21358 votesCurrent Rating: 11122 + 10236 = 21358 votes 10236

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
12558 Current Rating: 12558 + 11908 = 24466 votesCurrent Rating: 12558 + 11908 = 24466 votes 11908

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
33201 Current Rating: 33201 + 36924 = 70125 votesCurrent Rating: 33201 + 36924 = 70125 votes 36924

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
11023 Current Rating: 11023 + 10012 = 21035 votesCurrent Rating: 11023 + 10012 = 21035 votes 10012


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
12243 Current Rating: 12243 + 11549 = 23792 votesCurrent Rating: 12243 + 11549 = 23792 votes 11549

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
14468 Current Rating: 14468 + 15335 = 29803 votesCurrent Rating: 14468 + 15335 = 29803 votes 15335

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
14929 Current Rating: 14929 + 15729 = 30658 votesCurrent Rating: 14929 + 15729 = 30658 votes 15729

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
29071 Current Rating: 29071 + 30745 = 59816 votesCurrent Rating: 29071 + 30745 = 59816 votes 30745

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
14691 Current Rating: 14691 + 15699 = 30390 votesCurrent Rating: 14691 + 15699 = 30390 votes 15699

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
34976 Current Rating: 34976 + 38749 = 73725 votesCurrent Rating: 34976 + 38749 = 73725 votes 38749

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
12836 Current Rating: 12836 + 12649 = 25485 votesCurrent Rating: 12836 + 12649 = 25485 votes 12649

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
12281 Current Rating: 12281 + 11346 = 23627 votesCurrent Rating: 12281 + 11346 = 23627 votes 11346

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
29105 Current Rating: 29105 + 30611 = 59716 votesCurrent Rating: 29105 + 30611 = 59716 votes 30611

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
11212 Current Rating: 11212 + 10100 = 21312 votesCurrent Rating: 11212 + 10100 = 21312 votes 10100

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
16141 Current Rating: 16141 + 16187 = 32328 votesCurrent Rating: 16141 + 16187 = 32328 votes 16187

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
13485 Current Rating: 13485 + 12028 = 25513 votesCurrent Rating: 13485 + 12028 = 25513 votes 12028

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
13308 Current Rating: 13308 + 11697 = 25005 votesCurrent Rating: 13308 + 11697 = 25005 votes 11697

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
9052 Current Rating: 9052 + 7709 = 16761 votesCurrent Rating: 9052 + 7709 = 16761 votes 7709

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
7046 Current Rating: 7046 + 5493 = 12539 votesCurrent Rating: 7046 + 5493 = 12539 votes 5493

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
8153 Current Rating: 8153 + 6669 = 14822 votesCurrent Rating: 8153 + 6669 = 14822 votes 6669

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
11355 Current Rating: 11355 + 9701 = 21056 votesCurrent Rating: 11355 + 9701 = 21056 votes 9701

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
7433 Current Rating: 7433 + 6410 = 13843 votesCurrent Rating: 7433 + 6410 = 13843 votes 6410

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
6516 Current Rating: 6516 + 6089 = 12605 votesCurrent Rating: 6516 + 6089 = 12605 votes 6089

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
7478 Current Rating: 7478 + 5767 = 13245 votesCurrent Rating: 7478 + 5767 = 13245 votes 5767

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
16343 Current Rating: 16343 + 18853 = 35196 votesCurrent Rating: 16343 + 18853 = 35196 votes 18853


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
12535 Current Rating: 12535 + 12489 = 25024 votesCurrent Rating: 12535 + 12489 = 25024 votes 12489

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
6172 Current Rating: 6172 + 5008 = 11180 votesCurrent Rating: 6172 + 5008 = 11180 votes 5008

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
3705 Current Rating: 3705 + 2653 = 6358 votesCurrent Rating: 3705 + 2653 = 6358 votes 2653

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
6027 Current Rating: 6027 + 4652 = 10679 votesCurrent Rating: 6027 + 4652 = 10679 votes 4652

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
5286 Current Rating: 5286 + 3960 = 9246 votesCurrent Rating: 5286 + 3960 = 9246 votes 3960

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
8290 Current Rating: 8290 + 7494 = 15784 votesCurrent Rating: 8290 + 7494 = 15784 votes 7494

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
6643 Current Rating: 6643 + 4910 = 11553 votesCurrent Rating: 6643 + 4910 = 11553 votes 4910

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
3811 Current Rating: 3811 + 3451 = 7262 votesCurrent Rating: 3811 + 3451 = 7262 votes 3451

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
4992 Current Rating: 4992 + 3904 = 8896 votesCurrent Rating: 4992 + 3904 = 8896 votes 3904

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
4286 Current Rating: 4286 + 3521 = 7807 votesCurrent Rating: 4286 + 3521 = 7807 votes 3521

[451] 15: You women are so vain
3430 Current Rating: 3430 + 2531 = 5961 votesCurrent Rating: 3430 + 2531 = 5961 votes 2531

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
5572 Current Rating: 5572 + 4510 = 10082 votesCurrent Rating: 5572 + 4510 = 10082 votes 4510

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
4784 Current Rating: 4784 + 3679 = 8463 votesCurrent Rating: 4784 + 3679 = 8463 votes 3679

[448] 12: Sheís hot
7609 Current Rating: 7609 + 6461 = 14070 votesCurrent Rating: 7609 + 6461 = 14070 votes 6461

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
5618 Current Rating: 5618 + 5033 = 10651 votesCurrent Rating: 5618 + 5033 = 10651 votes 5033

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
4550 Current Rating: 4550 + 3426 = 7976 votesCurrent Rating: 4550 + 3426 = 7976 votes 3426

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
8628 Current Rating: 8628 + 7734 = 16362 votesCurrent Rating: 8628 + 7734 = 16362 votes 7734

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
4425 Current Rating: 4425 + 3755 = 8180 votesCurrent Rating: 4425 + 3755 = 8180 votes 3755

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
6516 Current Rating: 6516 + 5345 = 11861 votesCurrent Rating: 6516 + 5345 = 11861 votes 5345

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
7574 Current Rating: 7574 + 7296 = 14870 votesCurrent Rating: 7574 + 7296 = 14870 votes 7296

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
19066 Current Rating: 19066 + 22027 = 41093 votesCurrent Rating: 19066 + 22027 = 41093 votes 22027


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
4527 Current Rating: 4527 + 3832 = 8359 votesCurrent Rating: 4527 + 3832 = 8359 votes 3832

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
7278 Current Rating: 7278 + 5597 = 12875 votesCurrent Rating: 7278 + 5597 = 12875 votes 5597

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
67447 Current Rating: 67447 + 71779 = 139226 votesCurrent Rating: 67447 + 71779 = 139226 votes 71779

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
40933 Current Rating: 40933 + 41756 = 82689 votesCurrent Rating: 40933 + 41756 = 82689 votes 41756

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
17412 Current Rating: 17412 + 19877 = 37289 votesCurrent Rating: 17412 + 19877 = 37289 votes 19877

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
4378 Current Rating: 4378 + 3370 = 7748 votesCurrent Rating: 4378 + 3370 = 7748 votes 3370

[434] 21: If you went camping
4897 Current Rating: 4897 + 4412 = 9309 votesCurrent Rating: 4897 + 4412 = 9309 votes 4412

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
14953 Current Rating: 14953 + 23863 = 38816 votesCurrent Rating: 14953 + 23863 = 38816 votes 23863

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
16032 Current Rating: 16032 + 24110 = 40142 votesCurrent Rating: 16032 + 24110 = 40142 votes 24110

[431] 14: I saw a news program
6417 Current Rating: 6417 + 5150 = 11567 votesCurrent Rating: 6417 + 5150 = 11567 votes 5150

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
5604 Current Rating: 5604 + 7059 = 12663 votesCurrent Rating: 5604 + 7059 = 12663 votes 7059

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
4179 Current Rating: 4179 + 3614 = 7793 votesCurrent Rating: 4179 + 3614 = 7793 votes 3614

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
6270 Current Rating: 6270 + 4583 = 10853 votesCurrent Rating: 6270 + 4583 = 10853 votes 4583

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
4972 Current Rating: 4972 + 3939 = 8911 votesCurrent Rating: 4972 + 3939 = 8911 votes 3939

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
4323 Current Rating: 4323 + 3531 = 7854 votesCurrent Rating: 4323 + 3531 = 7854 votes 3531

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
14000 Current Rating: 14000 + 14480 = 28480 votesCurrent Rating: 14000 + 14480 = 28480 votes 14480

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
4136 Current Rating: 4136 + 3146 = 7282 votesCurrent Rating: 4136 + 3146 = 7282 votes 3146

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
4836 Current Rating: 4836 + 4699 = 9535 votesCurrent Rating: 4836 + 4699 = 9535 votes 4699

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
5235 Current Rating: 5235 + 3610 = 8845 votesCurrent Rating: 5235 + 3610 = 8845 votes 3610


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
4896 Current Rating: 4896 + 4257 = 9153 votesCurrent Rating: 4896 + 4257 = 9153 votes 4257

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
5522 Current Rating: 5522 + 4485 = 10007 votesCurrent Rating: 5522 + 4485 = 10007 votes 4485

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3835 Current Rating: 3835 + 3341 = 7176 votesCurrent Rating: 3835 + 3341 = 7176 votes 3341

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
5211 Current Rating: 5211 + 4148 = 9359 votesCurrent Rating: 5211 + 4148 = 9359 votes 4148

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
4767 Current Rating: 4767 + 3955 = 8722 votesCurrent Rating: 4767 + 3955 = 8722 votes 3955

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
5436 Current Rating: 5436 + 4402 = 9838 votesCurrent Rating: 5436 + 4402 = 9838 votes 4402

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
8213 Current Rating: 8213 + 7977 = 16190 votesCurrent Rating: 8213 + 7977 = 16190 votes 7977

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
10268 Current Rating: 10268 + 12367 = 22635 votesCurrent Rating: 10268 + 12367 = 22635 votes 12367

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
10049 Current Rating: 10049 + 9935 = 19984 votesCurrent Rating: 10049 + 9935 = 19984 votes 9935

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
5254 Current Rating: 5254 + 4288 = 9542 votesCurrent Rating: 5254 + 4288 = 9542 votes 4288

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
5160 Current Rating: 5160 + 4418 = 9578 votesCurrent Rating: 5160 + 4418 = 9578 votes 4418

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
9751 Current Rating: 9751 + 8415 = 18166 votesCurrent Rating: 9751 + 8415 = 18166 votes 8415

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
5616 Current Rating: 5616 + 4766 = 10382 votesCurrent Rating: 5616 + 4766 = 10382 votes 4766

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
5880 Current Rating: 5880 + 4916 = 10796 votesCurrent Rating: 5880 + 4916 = 10796 votes 4916

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
6873 Current Rating: 6873 + 5644 = 12517 votesCurrent Rating: 6873 + 5644 = 12517 votes 5644

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
6248 Current Rating: 6248 + 6551 = 12799 votesCurrent Rating: 6248 + 6551 = 12799 votes 6551

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
15961 Current Rating: 15961 + 17836 = 33797 votesCurrent Rating: 15961 + 17836 = 33797 votes 17836

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
6157 Current Rating: 6157 + 5025 = 11182 votesCurrent Rating: 6157 + 5025 = 11182 votes 5025

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
3019 Current Rating: 3019 + 2040 = 5059 votesCurrent Rating: 3019 + 2040 = 5059 votes 2040

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
5568 Current Rating: 5568 + 7033 = 12601 votesCurrent Rating: 5568 + 7033 = 12601 votes 7033


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
15596 Current Rating: 15596 + 16779 = 32375 votesCurrent Rating: 15596 + 16779 = 32375 votes 16779

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
11797 Current Rating: 11797 + 12382 = 24179 votesCurrent Rating: 11797 + 12382 = 24179 votes 12382

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
5632 Current Rating: 5632 + 4450 = 10082 votesCurrent Rating: 5632 + 4450 = 10082 votes 4450

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
14681 Current Rating: 14681 + 16863 = 31544 votesCurrent Rating: 14681 + 16863 = 31544 votes 16863

[397] 15: I Love you
39517 Current Rating: 39517 + 40454 = 79971 votesCurrent Rating: 39517 + 40454 = 79971 votes 40454

[396] 14: Hey, come on
7736 Current Rating: 7736 + 7144 = 14880 votesCurrent Rating: 7736 + 7144 = 14880 votes 7144

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
60757 Current Rating: 60757 + 63126 = 123883 votesCurrent Rating: 60757 + 63126 = 123883 votes 63126

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
5411 Current Rating: 5411 + 4335 = 9746 votesCurrent Rating: 5411 + 4335 = 9746 votes 4335

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
5674 Current Rating: 5674 + 4578 = 10252 votesCurrent Rating: 5674 + 4578 = 10252 votes 4578

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
5774 Current Rating: 5774 + 4955 = 10729 votesCurrent Rating: 5774 + 4955 = 10729 votes 4955

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
5254 Current Rating: 5254 + 4283 = 9537 votesCurrent Rating: 5254 + 4283 = 9537 votes 4283

[390] 4: What are you doing?
6273 Current Rating: 6273 + 5249 = 11522 votesCurrent Rating: 6273 + 5249 = 11522 votes 5249

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
9988 Current Rating: 9988 + 8312 = 18300 votesCurrent Rating: 9988 + 8312 = 18300 votes 8312


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
7177 Current Rating: 7177 + 6077 = 13254 votesCurrent Rating: 7177 + 6077 = 13254 votes 6077

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
5254 Current Rating: 5254 + 4549 = 9803 votesCurrent Rating: 5254 + 4549 = 9803 votes 4549

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
17719 Current Rating: 17719 + 19705 = 37424 votesCurrent Rating: 17719 + 19705 = 37424 votes 19705

[385] 25: Can you please call security
11075 Current Rating: 11075 + 10735 = 21810 votesCurrent Rating: 11075 + 10735 = 21810 votes 10735

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
5109 Current Rating: 5109 + 4298 = 9407 votesCurrent Rating: 5109 + 4298 = 9407 votes 4298

[383] 23: This book says
5939 Current Rating: 5939 + 4791 = 10730 votesCurrent Rating: 5939 + 4791 = 10730 votes 4791

[382] 22: Tell your mother
5812 Current Rating: 5812 + 4748 = 10560 votesCurrent Rating: 5812 + 4748 = 10560 votes 4748

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
12180 Current Rating: 12180 + 14016 = 26196 votesCurrent Rating: 12180 + 14016 = 26196 votes 14016

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
6995 Current Rating: 6995 + 8849 = 15844 votesCurrent Rating: 6995 + 8849 = 15844 votes 8849

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
6183 Current Rating: 6183 + 5302 = 11485 votesCurrent Rating: 6183 + 5302 = 11485 votes 5302

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
16414 Current Rating: 16414 + 32656 = 49070 votesCurrent Rating: 16414 + 32656 = 49070 votes 32656

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
15970 Current Rating: 15970 + 27012 = 42982 votesCurrent Rating: 15970 + 27012 = 42982 votes 27012

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
11401 Current Rating: 11401 + 14370 = 25771 votesCurrent Rating: 11401 + 14370 = 25771 votes 14370

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
8842 Current Rating: 8842 + 7823 = 16665 votesCurrent Rating: 8842 + 7823 = 16665 votes 7823

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
8230 Current Rating: 8230 + 7084 = 15314 votesCurrent Rating: 8230 + 7084 = 15314 votes 7084

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
6203 Current Rating: 6203 + 4614 = 10817 votesCurrent Rating: 6203 + 4614 = 10817 votes 4614

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
12311 Current Rating: 12311 + 12054 = 24365 votesCurrent Rating: 12311 + 12054 = 24365 votes 12054

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
17439 Current Rating: 17439 + 19997 = 37436 votesCurrent Rating: 17439 + 19997 = 37436 votes 19997


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
12718 Current Rating: 12718 + 12542 = 25260 votesCurrent Rating: 12718 + 12542 = 25260 votes 12542

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
8083 Current Rating: 8083 + 9789 = 17872 votesCurrent Rating: 8083 + 9789 = 17872 votes 9789

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
7089 Current Rating: 7089 + 5595 = 12684 votesCurrent Rating: 7089 + 5595 = 12684 votes 5595

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
6330 Current Rating: 6330 + 4782 = 11112 votesCurrent Rating: 6330 + 4782 = 11112 votes 4782

[366] 22: You look like crap
6493 Current Rating: 6493 + 5095 = 11588 votesCurrent Rating: 6493 + 5095 = 11588 votes 5095

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
15207 Current Rating: 15207 + 15462 = 30669 votesCurrent Rating: 15207 + 15462 = 30669 votes 15462

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
15514 Current Rating: 15514 + 19042 = 34556 votesCurrent Rating: 15514 + 19042 = 34556 votes 19042

[363] 16: What happened to him?
9126 Current Rating: 9126 + 8966 = 18092 votesCurrent Rating: 9126 + 8966 = 18092 votes 8966

[362] 15: What was shopping like
5502 Current Rating: 5502 + 4528 = 10030 votesCurrent Rating: 5502 + 4528 = 10030 votes 4528

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
5629 Current Rating: 5629 + 5432 = 11061 votesCurrent Rating: 5629 + 5432 = 11061 votes 5432

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
7691 Current Rating: 7691 + 7014 = 14705 votesCurrent Rating: 7691 + 7014 = 14705 votes 7014

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
6252 Current Rating: 6252 + 4845 = 11097 votesCurrent Rating: 6252 + 4845 = 11097 votes 4845

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
6462 Current Rating: 6462 + 5518 = 11980 votesCurrent Rating: 6462 + 5518 = 11980 votes 5518

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
14850 Current Rating: 14850 + 17821 = 32671 votesCurrent Rating: 14850 + 17821 = 32671 votes 17821

[356] 3: What are you doing?
5249 Current Rating: 5249 + 4791 = 10040 votesCurrent Rating: 5249 + 4791 = 10040 votes 4791

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
5413 Current Rating: 5413 + 4858 = 10271 votesCurrent Rating: 5413 + 4858 = 10271 votes 4858

[354] 1: In the old days
7164 Current Rating: 7164 + 7134 = 14298 votesCurrent Rating: 7164 + 7134 = 14298 votes 7134


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
9691 Current Rating: 9691 + 8324 = 18015 votesCurrent Rating: 9691 + 8324 = 18015 votes 8324

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
5668 Current Rating: 5668 + 5043 = 10711 votesCurrent Rating: 5668 + 5043 = 10711 votes 5043

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
4722 Current Rating: 4722 + 4072 = 8794 votesCurrent Rating: 4722 + 4072 = 8794 votes 4072

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
5389 Current Rating: 5389 + 4387 = 9776 votesCurrent Rating: 5389 + 4387 = 9776 votes 4387

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
5536 Current Rating: 5536 + 4678 = 10214 votesCurrent Rating: 5536 + 4678 = 10214 votes 4678

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
5585 Current Rating: 5585 + 5109 = 10694 votesCurrent Rating: 5585 + 5109 = 10694 votes 5109

[347] 19: Left a bit...
6074 Current Rating: 6074 + 5073 = 11147 votesCurrent Rating: 6074 + 5073 = 11147 votes 5073

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
4952 Current Rating: 4952 + 4209 = 9161 votesCurrent Rating: 4952 + 4209 = 9161 votes 4209

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
4972 Current Rating: 4972 + 4419 = 9391 votesCurrent Rating: 4972 + 4419 = 9391 votes 4419

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
6151 Current Rating: 6151 + 4759 = 10910 votesCurrent Rating: 6151 + 4759 = 10910 votes 4759

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
6620 Current Rating: 6620 + 4895 = 11515 votesCurrent Rating: 6620 + 4895 = 11515 votes 4895

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
4637 Current Rating: 4637 + 4116 = 8753 votesCurrent Rating: 4637 + 4116 = 8753 votes 4116

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
6061 Current Rating: 6061 + 5919 = 11980 votesCurrent Rating: 6061 + 5919 = 11980 votes 5919






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