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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
10313 Current Rating: 10313 + 10127 = 20440 votesCurrent Rating: 10313 + 10127 = 20440 votes 10127

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
12878 Current Rating: 12878 + 14081 = 26959 votesCurrent Rating: 12878 + 14081 = 26959 votes 14081

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
9168 Current Rating: 9168 + 7958 = 17126 votesCurrent Rating: 9168 + 7958 = 17126 votes 7958

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
8094 Current Rating: 8094 + 8784 = 16878 votesCurrent Rating: 8094 + 8784 = 16878 votes 8784

[557] 19: Save a cow
9152 Current Rating: 9152 + 11713 = 20865 votesCurrent Rating: 9152 + 11713 = 20865 votes 11713

[556] 15: You know the idiom
28605 Current Rating: 28605 + 27506 = 56111 votesCurrent Rating: 28605 + 27506 = 56111 votes 27506

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
17171 Current Rating: 17171 + 19186 = 36357 votesCurrent Rating: 17171 + 19186 = 36357 votes 19186

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
23930 Current Rating: 23930 + 31576 = 55506 votesCurrent Rating: 23930 + 31576 = 55506 votes 31576

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
23164 Current Rating: 23164 + 24534 = 47698 votesCurrent Rating: 23164 + 24534 = 47698 votes 24534

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
27200 Current Rating: 27200 + 30948 = 58148 votesCurrent Rating: 27200 + 30948 = 58148 votes 30948

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
20428 Current Rating: 20428 + 23233 = 43661 votesCurrent Rating: 20428 + 23233 = 43661 votes 23233

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
12387 Current Rating: 12387 + 12938 = 25325 votesCurrent Rating: 12387 + 12938 = 25325 votes 12938

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
11178 Current Rating: 11178 + 12302 = 23480 votesCurrent Rating: 11178 + 12302 = 23480 votes 12302

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
10478 Current Rating: 10478 + 10736 = 21214 votesCurrent Rating: 10478 + 10736 = 21214 votes 10736

[547] 1: I think all of those people
26412 Current Rating: 26412 + 30036 = 56448 votesCurrent Rating: 26412 + 30036 = 56448 votes 30036


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
17215 Current Rating: 17215 + 19705 = 36920 votesCurrent Rating: 17215 + 19705 = 36920 votes 19705

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
11048 Current Rating: 11048 + 10164 = 21212 votesCurrent Rating: 11048 + 10164 = 21212 votes 10164

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
12850 Current Rating: 12850 + 15156 = 28006 votesCurrent Rating: 12850 + 15156 = 28006 votes 15156

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
18539 Current Rating: 18539 + 20232 = 38771 votesCurrent Rating: 18539 + 20232 = 38771 votes 20232

[542] 23: Have you noticed
11733 Current Rating: 11733 + 10790 = 22523 votesCurrent Rating: 11733 + 10790 = 22523 votes 10790

[541] 22: I canít believe it
19549 Current Rating: 19549 + 19522 = 39071 votesCurrent Rating: 19549 + 19522 = 39071 votes 19522

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
18164 Current Rating: 18164 + 18821 = 36985 votesCurrent Rating: 18164 + 18821 = 36985 votes 18821

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
27723 Current Rating: 27723 + 31432 = 59155 votesCurrent Rating: 27723 + 31432 = 59155 votes 31432

[538] 17: A real man
12246 Current Rating: 12246 + 13228 = 25474 votesCurrent Rating: 12246 + 13228 = 25474 votes 13228

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
21427 Current Rating: 21427 + 23293 = 44720 votesCurrent Rating: 21427 + 23293 = 44720 votes 23293

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
12516 Current Rating: 12516 + 13903 = 26419 votesCurrent Rating: 12516 + 13903 = 26419 votes 13903

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
22110 Current Rating: 22110 + 24514 = 46624 votesCurrent Rating: 22110 + 24514 = 46624 votes 24514

[534] 11: Thanks Google
21298 Current Rating: 21298 + 23588 = 44886 votesCurrent Rating: 21298 + 23588 = 44886 votes 23588

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
19219 Current Rating: 19219 + 21285 = 40504 votesCurrent Rating: 19219 + 21285 = 40504 votes 21285

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
17637 Current Rating: 17637 + 19443 = 37080 votesCurrent Rating: 17637 + 19443 = 37080 votes 19443

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
7737 Current Rating: 7737 + 7149 = 14886 votesCurrent Rating: 7737 + 7149 = 14886 votes 7149

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
7672 Current Rating: 7672 + 6797 = 14469 votesCurrent Rating: 7672 + 6797 = 14469 votes 6797

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
9569 Current Rating: 9569 + 9158 = 18727 votesCurrent Rating: 9569 + 9158 = 18727 votes 9158

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
7322 Current Rating: 7322 + 8173 = 15495 votesCurrent Rating: 7322 + 8173 = 15495 votes 8173

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
9013 Current Rating: 9013 + 7405 = 16418 votesCurrent Rating: 9013 + 7405 = 16418 votes 7405

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
6878 Current Rating: 6878 + 6177 = 13055 votesCurrent Rating: 6878 + 6177 = 13055 votes 6177


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
7793 Current Rating: 7793 + 8089 = 15882 votesCurrent Rating: 7793 + 8089 = 15882 votes 8089

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
7821 Current Rating: 7821 + 8813 = 16634 votesCurrent Rating: 7821 + 8813 = 16634 votes 8813

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
8592 Current Rating: 8592 + 8413 = 17005 votesCurrent Rating: 8592 + 8413 = 17005 votes 8413

[522] 26: Hey babe
7677 Current Rating: 7677 + 7524 = 15201 votesCurrent Rating: 7677 + 7524 = 15201 votes 7524

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
11360 Current Rating: 11360 + 11113 = 22473 votesCurrent Rating: 11360 + 11113 = 22473 votes 11113

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
12355 Current Rating: 12355 + 13839 = 26194 votesCurrent Rating: 12355 + 13839 = 26194 votes 13839

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
30173 Current Rating: 30173 + 30840 = 61013 votesCurrent Rating: 30173 + 30840 = 61013 votes 30840

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
16273 Current Rating: 16273 + 18315 = 34588 votesCurrent Rating: 16273 + 18315 = 34588 votes 18315

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
18994 Current Rating: 18994 + 21269 = 40263 votesCurrent Rating: 18994 + 21269 = 40263 votes 21269

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
18501 Current Rating: 18501 + 20921 = 39422 votesCurrent Rating: 18501 + 20921 = 39422 votes 20921

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
33267 Current Rating: 33267 + 33366 = 66633 votesCurrent Rating: 33267 + 33366 = 66633 votes 33366

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
49212 Current Rating: 49212 + 51154 = 100366 votesCurrent Rating: 49212 + 51154 = 100366 votes 51154

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
31307 Current Rating: 31307 + 31371 = 62678 votesCurrent Rating: 31307 + 31371 = 62678 votes 31371

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
18986 Current Rating: 18986 + 20233 = 39219 votesCurrent Rating: 18986 + 20233 = 39219 votes 20233

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
32712 Current Rating: 32712 + 34189 = 66901 votesCurrent Rating: 32712 + 34189 = 66901 votes 34189

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
11089 Current Rating: 11089 + 11199 = 22288 votesCurrent Rating: 11089 + 11199 = 22288 votes 11199

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
39454 Current Rating: 39454 + 45223 = 84677 votesCurrent Rating: 39454 + 45223 = 84677 votes 45223

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
11570 Current Rating: 11570 + 12884 = 24454 votesCurrent Rating: 11570 + 12884 = 24454 votes 12884

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
19482 Current Rating: 19482 + 21608 = 41090 votesCurrent Rating: 19482 + 21608 = 41090 votes 21608

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
15533 Current Rating: 15533 + 17181 = 32714 votesCurrent Rating: 15533 + 17181 = 32714 votes 17181

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
14613 Current Rating: 14613 + 15586 = 30199 votesCurrent Rating: 14613 + 15586 = 30199 votes 15586


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
33601 Current Rating: 33601 + 35678 = 69279 votesCurrent Rating: 33601 + 35678 = 69279 votes 35678

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
9944 Current Rating: 9944 + 9212 = 19156 votesCurrent Rating: 9944 + 9212 = 19156 votes 9212

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
9347 Current Rating: 9347 + 10011 = 19358 votesCurrent Rating: 9347 + 10011 = 19358 votes 10011

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
14248 Current Rating: 14248 + 16528 = 30776 votesCurrent Rating: 14248 + 16528 = 30776 votes 16528

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
11725 Current Rating: 11725 + 13358 = 25083 votesCurrent Rating: 11725 + 13358 = 25083 votes 13358

[499] 23: You need to cut down
12695 Current Rating: 12695 + 14536 = 27231 votesCurrent Rating: 12695 + 14536 = 27231 votes 14536

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
9511 Current Rating: 9511 + 8729 = 18240 votesCurrent Rating: 9511 + 8729 = 18240 votes 8729

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
11684 Current Rating: 11684 + 10766 = 22450 votesCurrent Rating: 11684 + 10766 = 22450 votes 10766

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
12188 Current Rating: 12188 + 11298 = 23486 votesCurrent Rating: 12188 + 11298 = 23486 votes 11298

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
21410 Current Rating: 21410 + 25903 = 47313 votesCurrent Rating: 21410 + 25903 = 47313 votes 25903

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
20928 Current Rating: 20928 + 22336 = 43264 votesCurrent Rating: 20928 + 22336 = 43264 votes 22336

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
14833 Current Rating: 14833 + 16604 = 31437 votesCurrent Rating: 14833 + 16604 = 31437 votes 16604

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
14255 Current Rating: 14255 + 15329 = 29584 votesCurrent Rating: 14255 + 15329 = 29584 votes 15329

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
13920 Current Rating: 13920 + 14430 = 28350 votesCurrent Rating: 13920 + 14430 = 28350 votes 14430

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
11619 Current Rating: 11619 + 13426 = 25045 votesCurrent Rating: 11619 + 13426 = 25045 votes 13426

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
28079 Current Rating: 28079 + 29661 = 57740 votesCurrent Rating: 28079 + 29661 = 57740 votes 29661

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
19127 Current Rating: 19127 + 20169 = 39296 votesCurrent Rating: 19127 + 20169 = 39296 votes 20169

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
14548 Current Rating: 14548 + 16354 = 30902 votesCurrent Rating: 14548 + 16354 = 30902 votes 16354

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
17126 Current Rating: 17126 + 18961 = 36087 votesCurrent Rating: 17126 + 18961 = 36087 votes 18961

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
16975 Current Rating: 16975 + 19112 = 36087 votesCurrent Rating: 16975 + 19112 = 36087 votes 19112

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
36923 Current Rating: 36923 + 40291 = 77214 votesCurrent Rating: 36923 + 40291 = 77214 votes 40291

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
15379 Current Rating: 15379 + 17242 = 32621 votesCurrent Rating: 15379 + 17242 = 32621 votes 17242


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
16987 Current Rating: 16987 + 19050 = 36037 votesCurrent Rating: 16987 + 19050 = 36037 votes 19050

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
19223 Current Rating: 19223 + 19155 = 38378 votesCurrent Rating: 19223 + 19155 = 38378 votes 19155

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
20793 Current Rating: 20793 + 20349 = 41142 votesCurrent Rating: 20793 + 20349 = 41142 votes 20349

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
32638 Current Rating: 32638 + 33981 = 66619 votesCurrent Rating: 32638 + 33981 = 66619 votes 33981

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
21068 Current Rating: 21068 + 21436 = 42504 votesCurrent Rating: 21068 + 21436 = 42504 votes 21436

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
39071 Current Rating: 39071 + 42623 = 81694 votesCurrent Rating: 39071 + 42623 = 81694 votes 42623

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
16627 Current Rating: 16627 + 18286 = 34913 votesCurrent Rating: 16627 + 18286 = 34913 votes 18286

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
16648 Current Rating: 16648 + 18531 = 35179 votesCurrent Rating: 16648 + 18531 = 35179 votes 18531

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
33106 Current Rating: 33106 + 34423 = 67529 votesCurrent Rating: 33106 + 34423 = 67529 votes 34423

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
17693 Current Rating: 17693 + 19866 = 37559 votesCurrent Rating: 17693 + 19866 = 37559 votes 19866

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
22018 Current Rating: 22018 + 21591 = 43609 votesCurrent Rating: 22018 + 21591 = 43609 votes 21591

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
18809 Current Rating: 18809 + 20157 = 38966 votesCurrent Rating: 18809 + 20157 = 38966 votes 20157

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
23703 Current Rating: 23703 + 26198 = 49901 votesCurrent Rating: 23703 + 26198 = 49901 votes 26198

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
13129 Current Rating: 13129 + 14529 = 27658 votesCurrent Rating: 13129 + 14529 = 27658 votes 14529

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
11933 Current Rating: 11933 + 13127 = 25060 votesCurrent Rating: 11933 + 13127 = 25060 votes 13127

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
11638 Current Rating: 11638 + 12906 = 24544 votesCurrent Rating: 11638 + 12906 = 24544 votes 12906

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
15004 Current Rating: 15004 + 16086 = 31090 votesCurrent Rating: 15004 + 16086 = 31090 votes 16086

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
11719 Current Rating: 11719 + 12447 = 24166 votesCurrent Rating: 11719 + 12447 = 24166 votes 12447

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
10756 Current Rating: 10756 + 11369 = 22125 votesCurrent Rating: 10756 + 11369 = 22125 votes 11369

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
11044 Current Rating: 11044 + 13533 = 24577 votesCurrent Rating: 11044 + 13533 = 24577 votes 13533

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
20578 Current Rating: 20578 + 22739 = 43317 votesCurrent Rating: 20578 + 22739 = 43317 votes 22739


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
17054 Current Rating: 17054 + 18821 = 35875 votesCurrent Rating: 17054 + 18821 = 35875 votes 18821

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
10768 Current Rating: 10768 + 12594 = 23362 votesCurrent Rating: 10768 + 12594 = 23362 votes 12594

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
7616 Current Rating: 7616 + 8377 = 15993 votesCurrent Rating: 7616 + 8377 = 15993 votes 8377

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
10226 Current Rating: 10226 + 13666 = 23892 votesCurrent Rating: 10226 + 13666 = 23892 votes 13666

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
8913 Current Rating: 8913 + 11411 = 20324 votesCurrent Rating: 8913 + 11411 = 20324 votes 11411

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
12212 Current Rating: 12212 + 13258 = 25470 votesCurrent Rating: 12212 + 13258 = 25470 votes 13258

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
11162 Current Rating: 11162 + 19739 = 30901 votesCurrent Rating: 11162 + 19739 = 30901 votes 19739

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
7543 Current Rating: 7543 + 7051 = 14594 votesCurrent Rating: 7543 + 7051 = 14594 votes 7051

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
9735 Current Rating: 9735 + 12591 = 22326 votesCurrent Rating: 9735 + 12591 = 22326 votes 12591

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
8962 Current Rating: 8962 + 7888 = 16850 votesCurrent Rating: 8962 + 7888 = 16850 votes 7888

[451] 15: You women are so vain
6372 Current Rating: 6372 + 5224 = 11596 votesCurrent Rating: 6372 + 5224 = 11596 votes 5224

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
10624 Current Rating: 10624 + 12803 = 23427 votesCurrent Rating: 10624 + 12803 = 23427 votes 12803

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
9491 Current Rating: 9491 + 12421 = 21912 votesCurrent Rating: 9491 + 12421 = 21912 votes 12421

[448] 12: Sheís hot
11298 Current Rating: 11298 + 11954 = 23252 votesCurrent Rating: 11298 + 11954 = 23252 votes 11954

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
9438 Current Rating: 9438 + 8811 = 18249 votesCurrent Rating: 9438 + 8811 = 18249 votes 8811

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
7526 Current Rating: 7526 + 8257 = 15783 votesCurrent Rating: 7526 + 8257 = 15783 votes 8257

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
13282 Current Rating: 13282 + 15192 = 28474 votesCurrent Rating: 13282 + 15192 = 28474 votes 15192

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
7206 Current Rating: 7206 + 6474 = 13680 votesCurrent Rating: 7206 + 6474 = 13680 votes 6474

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
11226 Current Rating: 11226 + 11785 = 23011 votesCurrent Rating: 11226 + 11785 = 23011 votes 11785

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
10930 Current Rating: 10930 + 12618 = 23548 votesCurrent Rating: 10930 + 12618 = 23548 votes 12618

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
23789 Current Rating: 23789 + 26592 = 50381 votesCurrent Rating: 23789 + 26592 = 50381 votes 26592


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
8911 Current Rating: 8911 + 8068 = 16979 votesCurrent Rating: 8911 + 8068 = 16979 votes 8068

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
10684 Current Rating: 10684 + 13118 = 23802 votesCurrent Rating: 10684 + 13118 = 23802 votes 13118

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
5676 Current Rating: 5676 + 6003 = 11679 votesCurrent Rating: 5676 + 6003 = 11679 votes 6003

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
44216 Current Rating: 44216 + 44964 = 89180 votesCurrent Rating: 44216 + 44964 = 89180 votes 44964

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
21821 Current Rating: 21821 + 24102 = 45923 votesCurrent Rating: 21821 + 24102 = 45923 votes 24102

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
7430 Current Rating: 7430 + 8351 = 15781 votesCurrent Rating: 7430 + 8351 = 15781 votes 8351

[434] 21: If you went camping
14111 Current Rating: 14111 + 13661 = 27772 votesCurrent Rating: 14111 + 13661 = 27772 votes 13661

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
28166 Current Rating: 28166 + 36477 = 64643 votesCurrent Rating: 28166 + 36477 = 64643 votes 36477

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
21297 Current Rating: 21297 + 28846 = 50143 votesCurrent Rating: 21297 + 28846 = 50143 votes 28846

[431] 14: I saw a news program
15528 Current Rating: 15528 + 16317 = 31845 votesCurrent Rating: 15528 + 16317 = 31845 votes 16317

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
9780 Current Rating: 9780 + 11281 = 21061 votesCurrent Rating: 9780 + 11281 = 21061 votes 11281

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
7193 Current Rating: 7193 + 6587 = 13780 votesCurrent Rating: 7193 + 6587 = 13780 votes 6587

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
10564 Current Rating: 10564 + 21581 = 32145 votesCurrent Rating: 10564 + 21581 = 32145 votes 21581

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
9398 Current Rating: 9398 + 11393 = 20791 votesCurrent Rating: 9398 + 11393 = 20791 votes 11393

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
7067 Current Rating: 7067 + 6172 = 13239 votesCurrent Rating: 7067 + 6172 = 13239 votes 6172

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
18861 Current Rating: 18861 + 19069 = 37930 votesCurrent Rating: 18861 + 19069 = 37930 votes 19069

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
7017 Current Rating: 7017 + 7948 = 14965 votesCurrent Rating: 7017 + 7948 = 14965 votes 7948

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
9120 Current Rating: 9120 + 9690 = 18810 votesCurrent Rating: 9120 + 9690 = 18810 votes 9690

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
7979 Current Rating: 7979 + 10254 = 18233 votesCurrent Rating: 7979 + 10254 = 18233 votes 10254


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
9005 Current Rating: 9005 + 8458 = 17463 votesCurrent Rating: 9005 + 8458 = 17463 votes 8458

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
9535 Current Rating: 9535 + 12065 = 21600 votesCurrent Rating: 9535 + 12065 = 21600 votes 12065

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3355 = 7197 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3355 = 7197 votes 3355

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
8733 Current Rating: 8733 + 10621 = 19354 votesCurrent Rating: 8733 + 10621 = 19354 votes 10621

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
8595 Current Rating: 8595 + 7752 = 16347 votesCurrent Rating: 8595 + 7752 = 16347 votes 7752

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
8664 Current Rating: 8664 + 10464 = 19128 votesCurrent Rating: 8664 + 10464 = 19128 votes 10464

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
11776 Current Rating: 11776 + 14535 = 26311 votesCurrent Rating: 11776 + 14535 = 26311 votes 14535

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
13733 Current Rating: 13733 + 15838 = 29571 votesCurrent Rating: 13733 + 15838 = 29571 votes 15838

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
13693 Current Rating: 13693 + 15465 = 29158 votesCurrent Rating: 13693 + 15465 = 29158 votes 15465

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
9485 Current Rating: 9485 + 10595 = 20080 votesCurrent Rating: 9485 + 10595 = 20080 votes 10595

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
8349 Current Rating: 8349 + 7554 = 15903 votesCurrent Rating: 8349 + 7554 = 15903 votes 7554

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
12634 Current Rating: 12634 + 14171 = 26805 votesCurrent Rating: 12634 + 14171 = 26805 votes 14171

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
9783 Current Rating: 9783 + 10738 = 20521 votesCurrent Rating: 9783 + 10738 = 20521 votes 10738

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
9420 Current Rating: 9420 + 8812 = 18232 votesCurrent Rating: 9420 + 8812 = 18232 votes 8812

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
11257 Current Rating: 11257 + 12800 = 24057 votesCurrent Rating: 11257 + 12800 = 24057 votes 12800

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
9891 Current Rating: 9891 + 10216 = 20107 votesCurrent Rating: 9891 + 10216 = 20107 votes 10216

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
20218 Current Rating: 20218 + 22122 = 42340 votesCurrent Rating: 20218 + 22122 = 42340 votes 22122

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
10483 Current Rating: 10483 + 11479 = 21962 votesCurrent Rating: 10483 + 11479 = 21962 votes 11479

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
6475 Current Rating: 6475 + 8595 = 15070 votesCurrent Rating: 6475 + 8595 = 15070 votes 8595

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
9256 Current Rating: 9256 + 10596 = 19852 votesCurrent Rating: 9256 + 10596 = 19852 votes 10596


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
19528 Current Rating: 19528 + 20488 = 40016 votesCurrent Rating: 19528 + 20488 = 40016 votes 20488

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
16273 Current Rating: 16273 + 16600 = 32873 votesCurrent Rating: 16273 + 16600 = 32873 votes 16600

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
9360 Current Rating: 9360 + 10284 = 19644 votesCurrent Rating: 9360 + 10284 = 19644 votes 10284

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
19088 Current Rating: 19088 + 21228 = 40316 votesCurrent Rating: 19088 + 21228 = 40316 votes 21228

[397] 15: I Love you
43535 Current Rating: 43535 + 44495 = 88030 votesCurrent Rating: 43535 + 44495 = 88030 votes 44495

[396] 14: Hey, come on
11103 Current Rating: 11103 + 12378 = 23481 votesCurrent Rating: 11103 + 12378 = 23481 votes 12378

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
63448 Current Rating: 63448 + 65743 = 129191 votesCurrent Rating: 63448 + 65743 = 129191 votes 65743

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
9282 Current Rating: 9282 + 12563 = 21845 votesCurrent Rating: 9282 + 12563 = 21845 votes 12563

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
8613 Current Rating: 8613 + 10411 = 19024 votesCurrent Rating: 8613 + 10411 = 19024 votes 10411

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
10233 Current Rating: 10233 + 12901 = 23134 votesCurrent Rating: 10233 + 12901 = 23134 votes 12901

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
8968 Current Rating: 8968 + 9101 = 18069 votesCurrent Rating: 8968 + 9101 = 18069 votes 9101

[390] 4: What are you doing?
8954 Current Rating: 8954 + 9872 = 18826 votesCurrent Rating: 8954 + 9872 = 18826 votes 9872

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
14649 Current Rating: 14649 + 15984 = 30633 votesCurrent Rating: 14649 + 15984 = 30633 votes 15984


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
11678 Current Rating: 11678 + 12502 = 24180 votesCurrent Rating: 11678 + 12502 = 24180 votes 12502

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
10128 Current Rating: 10128 + 9520 = 19648 votesCurrent Rating: 10128 + 9520 = 19648 votes 9520

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
22628 Current Rating: 22628 + 24480 = 47108 votesCurrent Rating: 22628 + 24480 = 47108 votes 24480

[385] 25: Can you please call security
15120 Current Rating: 15120 + 17641 = 32761 votesCurrent Rating: 15120 + 17641 = 32761 votes 17641

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
8310 Current Rating: 8310 + 7445 = 15755 votesCurrent Rating: 8310 + 7445 = 15755 votes 7445

[383] 23: This book says
9779 Current Rating: 9779 + 10885 = 20664 votesCurrent Rating: 9779 + 10885 = 20664 votes 10885

[382] 22: Tell your mother
10450 Current Rating: 10450 + 12709 = 23159 votesCurrent Rating: 10450 + 12709 = 23159 votes 12709

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
15864 Current Rating: 15864 + 17726 = 33590 votesCurrent Rating: 15864 + 17726 = 33590 votes 17726

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
10361 Current Rating: 10361 + 16176 = 26537 votesCurrent Rating: 10361 + 16176 = 26537 votes 16176

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
10244 Current Rating: 10244 + 9700 = 19944 votesCurrent Rating: 10244 + 9700 = 19944 votes 9700

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
20544 Current Rating: 20544 + 23720 = 44264 votesCurrent Rating: 20544 + 23720 = 44264 votes 23720

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
21158 Current Rating: 21158 + 20372 = 41530 votesCurrent Rating: 21158 + 20372 = 41530 votes 20372

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
15248 Current Rating: 15248 + 18088 = 33336 votesCurrent Rating: 15248 + 18088 = 33336 votes 18088

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
15887 Current Rating: 15887 + 15715 = 31602 votesCurrent Rating: 15887 + 15715 = 31602 votes 15715

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
11708 Current Rating: 11708 + 12414 = 24122 votesCurrent Rating: 11708 + 12414 = 24122 votes 12414

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
10396 Current Rating: 10396 + 14434 = 24830 votesCurrent Rating: 10396 + 14434 = 24830 votes 14434

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
16650 Current Rating: 16650 + 18269 = 34919 votesCurrent Rating: 16650 + 18269 = 34919 votes 18269

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
21228 Current Rating: 21228 + 23629 = 44857 votesCurrent Rating: 21228 + 23629 = 44857 votes 23629


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
17528 Current Rating: 17528 + 19205 = 36733 votesCurrent Rating: 17528 + 19205 = 36733 votes 19205

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
11748 Current Rating: 11748 + 13330 = 25078 votesCurrent Rating: 11748 + 13330 = 25078 votes 13330

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
10945 Current Rating: 10945 + 12337 = 23282 votesCurrent Rating: 10945 + 12337 = 23282 votes 12337

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
10612 Current Rating: 10612 + 13650 = 24262 votesCurrent Rating: 10612 + 13650 = 24262 votes 13650

[366] 22: You look like crap
9922 Current Rating: 9922 + 12540 = 22462 votesCurrent Rating: 9922 + 12540 = 22462 votes 12540

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
18450 Current Rating: 18450 + 18772 = 37222 votesCurrent Rating: 18450 + 18772 = 37222 votes 18772

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
19272 Current Rating: 19272 + 22692 = 41964 votesCurrent Rating: 19272 + 22692 = 41964 votes 22692

[363] 16: What happened to him?
13725 Current Rating: 13725 + 16339 = 30064 votesCurrent Rating: 13725 + 16339 = 30064 votes 16339

[362] 15: What was shopping like
9142 Current Rating: 9142 + 9550 = 18692 votesCurrent Rating: 9142 + 9550 = 18692 votes 9550

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
9236 Current Rating: 9236 + 9091 = 18327 votesCurrent Rating: 9236 + 9091 = 18327 votes 9091

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
11163 Current Rating: 11163 + 12322 = 23485 votesCurrent Rating: 11163 + 12322 = 23485 votes 12322

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
9068 Current Rating: 9068 + 11735 = 20803 votesCurrent Rating: 9068 + 11735 = 20803 votes 11735

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
11705 Current Rating: 11705 + 13144 = 24849 votesCurrent Rating: 11705 + 13144 = 24849 votes 13144

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
19653 Current Rating: 19653 + 22685 = 42338 votesCurrent Rating: 19653 + 22685 = 42338 votes 22685

[356] 3: What are you doing?
9062 Current Rating: 9062 + 8591 = 17653 votesCurrent Rating: 9062 + 8591 = 17653 votes 8591

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
10466 Current Rating: 10466 + 9783 = 20249 votesCurrent Rating: 10466 + 9783 = 20249 votes 9783

[354] 1: In the old days
11106 Current Rating: 11106 + 13465 = 24571 votesCurrent Rating: 11106 + 13465 = 24571 votes 13465


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
14339 Current Rating: 14339 + 15804 = 30143 votesCurrent Rating: 14339 + 15804 = 30143 votes 15804

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
10439 Current Rating: 10439 + 9703 = 20142 votesCurrent Rating: 10439 + 9703 = 20142 votes 9703

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
7894 Current Rating: 7894 + 7187 = 15081 votesCurrent Rating: 7894 + 7187 = 15081 votes 7187

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
8074 Current Rating: 8074 + 9145 = 17219 votesCurrent Rating: 8074 + 9145 = 17219 votes 9145

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
9756 Current Rating: 9756 + 9230 = 18986 votesCurrent Rating: 9756 + 9230 = 18986 votes 9230

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
9057 Current Rating: 9057 + 8671 = 17728 votesCurrent Rating: 9057 + 8671 = 17728 votes 8671

[347] 19: Left a bit...
8712 Current Rating: 8712 + 10130 = 18842 votesCurrent Rating: 8712 + 10130 = 18842 votes 10130

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
9075 Current Rating: 9075 + 8211 = 17286 votesCurrent Rating: 9075 + 8211 = 17286 votes 8211

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
8656 Current Rating: 8656 + 8290 = 16946 votesCurrent Rating: 8656 + 8290 = 16946 votes 8290

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
9596 Current Rating: 9596 + 12154 = 21750 votesCurrent Rating: 9596 + 12154 = 21750 votes 12154

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
10690 Current Rating: 10690 + 18034 = 28724 votesCurrent Rating: 10690 + 18034 = 28724 votes 18034

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
8492 Current Rating: 8492 + 7903 = 16395 votesCurrent Rating: 8492 + 7903 = 16395 votes 7903

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
11066 Current Rating: 11066 + 11882 = 22948 votesCurrent Rating: 11066 + 11882 = 22948 votes 11882






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