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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3670 Current Rating: 3670 + 3799 = 7469 votesCurrent Rating: 3670 + 3799 = 7469 votes 3799

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
5449 Current Rating: 5449 + 5691 = 11140 votesCurrent Rating: 5449 + 5691 = 11140 votes 5691

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3016 Current Rating: 3016 + 3327 = 6343 votesCurrent Rating: 3016 + 3327 = 6343 votes 3327

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3024 Current Rating: 3024 + 2938 = 5962 votesCurrent Rating: 3024 + 2938 = 5962 votes 2938

[557] 19: Save a cow
2728 Current Rating: 2728 + 2467 = 5195 votesCurrent Rating: 2728 + 2467 = 5195 votes 2467

[556] 15: You know the idiom
13911 Current Rating: 13911 + 15782 = 29693 votesCurrent Rating: 13911 + 15782 = 29693 votes 15782

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
9588 Current Rating: 9588 + 8735 = 18323 votesCurrent Rating: 9588 + 8735 = 18323 votes 8735

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
14290 Current Rating: 14290 + 19111 = 33401 votesCurrent Rating: 14290 + 19111 = 33401 votes 19111

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12088 Current Rating: 12088 + 12714 = 24802 votesCurrent Rating: 12088 + 12714 = 24802 votes 12714

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
16692 Current Rating: 16692 + 43910 = 60602 votesCurrent Rating: 16692 + 43910 = 60602 votes 43910

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12051 Current Rating: 12051 + 13389 = 25440 votesCurrent Rating: 12051 + 13389 = 25440 votes 13389

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
5921 Current Rating: 5921 + 5853 = 11774 votesCurrent Rating: 5921 + 5853 = 11774 votes 5853

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6135 Current Rating: 6135 + 6135 = 12270 votesCurrent Rating: 6135 + 6135 = 12270 votes 6135

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
3875 Current Rating: 3875 + 3929 = 7804 votesCurrent Rating: 3875 + 3929 = 7804 votes 3929

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18451 Current Rating: 18451 + 18873 = 37324 votesCurrent Rating: 18451 + 18873 = 37324 votes 18873


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10331 Current Rating: 10331 + 10650 = 20981 votesCurrent Rating: 10331 + 10650 = 20981 votes 10650

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
5904 Current Rating: 5904 + 5674 = 11578 votesCurrent Rating: 5904 + 5674 = 11578 votes 5674

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7632 Current Rating: 7632 + 7547 = 15179 votesCurrent Rating: 7632 + 7547 = 15179 votes 7547

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12522 Current Rating: 12522 + 13089 = 25611 votesCurrent Rating: 12522 + 13089 = 25611 votes 13089

[542] 23: Have you noticed
4975 Current Rating: 4975 + 4849 = 9824 votesCurrent Rating: 4975 + 4849 = 9824 votes 4849

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12576 Current Rating: 12576 + 13907 = 26483 votesCurrent Rating: 12576 + 13907 = 26483 votes 13907

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11248 Current Rating: 11248 + 10715 = 21963 votesCurrent Rating: 11248 + 10715 = 21963 votes 10715

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20568 Current Rating: 20568 + 21128 = 41696 votesCurrent Rating: 20568 + 21128 = 41696 votes 21128

[538] 17: A real man
6237 Current Rating: 6237 + 6181 = 12418 votesCurrent Rating: 6237 + 6181 = 12418 votes 6181

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
13953 Current Rating: 13953 + 14139 = 28092 votesCurrent Rating: 13953 + 14139 = 28092 votes 14139

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
5738 Current Rating: 5738 + 5815 = 11553 votesCurrent Rating: 5738 + 5815 = 11553 votes 5815

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16300 Current Rating: 16300 + 16762 = 33062 votesCurrent Rating: 16300 + 16762 = 33062 votes 16762

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14523 Current Rating: 14523 + 14970 = 29493 votesCurrent Rating: 14523 + 14970 = 29493 votes 14970

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13647 Current Rating: 13647 + 13962 = 27609 votesCurrent Rating: 13647 + 13962 = 27609 votes 13962

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10432 Current Rating: 10432 + 10253 = 20685 votesCurrent Rating: 10432 + 10253 = 20685 votes 10253

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2054 Current Rating: 2054 + 2389 = 4443 votesCurrent Rating: 2054 + 2389 = 4443 votes 2389

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1541 = 2970 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1541 = 2970 votes 1541

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3105 Current Rating: 3105 + 3476 = 6581 votesCurrent Rating: 3105 + 3476 = 6581 votes 3476

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1058 = 2240 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1058 = 2240 votes 1058

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
758 Current Rating: 758 + 931 = 1689 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 931 = 1689 votes 931

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1244 = 2356 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1244 = 2356 votes 1244


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1147 Current Rating: 1147 + 1164 = 2311 votesCurrent Rating: 1147 + 1164 = 2311 votes 1164

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 2882 = 4426 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 2882 = 4426 votes 2882

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 2038 = 3596 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 2038 = 3596 votes 2038

[522] 26: Hey babe
2108 Current Rating: 2108 + 2750 = 4858 votesCurrent Rating: 2108 + 2750 = 4858 votes 2750

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4646 Current Rating: 4646 + 5185 = 9831 votesCurrent Rating: 4646 + 5185 = 9831 votes 5185

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7123 Current Rating: 7123 + 7383 = 14506 votesCurrent Rating: 7123 + 7383 = 14506 votes 7383

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24677 Current Rating: 24677 + 26224 = 50901 votesCurrent Rating: 24677 + 26224 = 50901 votes 26224

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9007 Current Rating: 9007 + 9004 = 18011 votesCurrent Rating: 9007 + 9004 = 18011 votes 9004

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12051 Current Rating: 12051 + 12520 = 24571 votesCurrent Rating: 12051 + 12520 = 24571 votes 12520

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
9805 Current Rating: 9805 + 10514 = 20319 votesCurrent Rating: 9805 + 10514 = 20319 votes 10514

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26007 Current Rating: 26007 + 27393 = 53400 votesCurrent Rating: 26007 + 27393 = 53400 votes 27393

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
35507 Current Rating: 35507 + 36158 = 71665 votesCurrent Rating: 35507 + 36158 = 71665 votes 36158

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24334 Current Rating: 24334 + 25234 = 49568 votesCurrent Rating: 24334 + 25234 = 49568 votes 25234

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
10974 Current Rating: 10974 + 11296 = 22270 votesCurrent Rating: 10974 + 11296 = 22270 votes 11296

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27215 Current Rating: 27215 + 27699 = 54914 votesCurrent Rating: 27215 + 27699 = 54914 votes 27699

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1338 Current Rating: 1338 + 1436 = 2774 votesCurrent Rating: 1338 + 1436 = 2774 votes 1436

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28273 Current Rating: 28273 + 28824 = 57097 votesCurrent Rating: 28273 + 28824 = 57097 votes 28824

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6015 Current Rating: 6015 + 6187 = 12202 votesCurrent Rating: 6015 + 6187 = 12202 votes 6187

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11648 Current Rating: 11648 + 11911 = 23559 votesCurrent Rating: 11648 + 11911 = 23559 votes 11911

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8485 Current Rating: 8485 + 8219 = 16704 votesCurrent Rating: 8485 + 8219 = 16704 votes 8219

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
6499 Current Rating: 6499 + 6599 = 13098 votesCurrent Rating: 6499 + 6599 = 13098 votes 6599


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
21397 Current Rating: 21397 + 25607 = 47004 votesCurrent Rating: 21397 + 25607 = 47004 votes 25607

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4598 Current Rating: 4598 + 4549 = 9147 votesCurrent Rating: 4598 + 4549 = 9147 votes 4549

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3534 Current Rating: 3534 + 3564 = 7098 votesCurrent Rating: 3534 + 3564 = 7098 votes 3564

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7129 Current Rating: 7129 + 7113 = 14242 votesCurrent Rating: 7129 + 7113 = 14242 votes 7113

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
5781 Current Rating: 5781 + 6094 = 11875 votesCurrent Rating: 5781 + 6094 = 11875 votes 6094

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5497 Current Rating: 5497 + 5380 = 10877 votesCurrent Rating: 5497 + 5380 = 10877 votes 5380

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
3824 Current Rating: 3824 + 3766 = 7590 votesCurrent Rating: 3824 + 3766 = 7590 votes 3766

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
4903 Current Rating: 4903 + 4808 = 9711 votesCurrent Rating: 4903 + 4808 = 9711 votes 4808

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
3700 Current Rating: 3700 + 3699 = 7399 votesCurrent Rating: 3700 + 3699 = 7399 votes 3699

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11505 Current Rating: 11505 + 14091 = 25596 votesCurrent Rating: 11505 + 14091 = 25596 votes 14091

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13261 Current Rating: 13261 + 14985 = 28246 votesCurrent Rating: 13261 + 14985 = 28246 votes 14985

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8518 Current Rating: 8518 + 8299 = 16817 votesCurrent Rating: 8518 + 8299 = 16817 votes 8299

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8568 Current Rating: 8568 + 8159 = 16727 votesCurrent Rating: 8568 + 8159 = 16727 votes 8159

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
6992 Current Rating: 6992 + 6722 = 13714 votesCurrent Rating: 6992 + 6722 = 13714 votes 6722

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7545 Current Rating: 7545 + 7152 = 14697 votesCurrent Rating: 7545 + 7152 = 14697 votes 7152

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20324 Current Rating: 20324 + 20346 = 40670 votesCurrent Rating: 20324 + 20346 = 40670 votes 20346

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11307 Current Rating: 11307 + 11588 = 22895 votesCurrent Rating: 11307 + 11588 = 22895 votes 11588

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9143 Current Rating: 9143 + 8220 = 17363 votesCurrent Rating: 9143 + 8220 = 17363 votes 8220

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8533 Current Rating: 8533 + 8488 = 17021 votesCurrent Rating: 8533 + 8488 = 17021 votes 8488

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10276 Current Rating: 10276 + 10302 = 20578 votesCurrent Rating: 10276 + 10302 = 20578 votes 10302

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31149 Current Rating: 31149 + 31692 = 62841 votesCurrent Rating: 31149 + 31692 = 62841 votes 31692

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9039 Current Rating: 9039 + 8850 = 17889 votesCurrent Rating: 9039 + 8850 = 17889 votes 8850


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
8848 Current Rating: 8848 + 8245 = 17093 votesCurrent Rating: 8848 + 8245 = 17093 votes 8245

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12678 Current Rating: 12678 + 14161 = 26839 votesCurrent Rating: 12678 + 14161 = 26839 votes 14161

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12609 Current Rating: 12609 + 13920 = 26529 votesCurrent Rating: 12609 + 13920 = 26529 votes 13920

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27637 Current Rating: 27637 + 28068 = 55705 votesCurrent Rating: 27637 + 28068 = 55705 votes 28068

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
11755 Current Rating: 11755 + 13182 = 24937 votesCurrent Rating: 11755 + 13182 = 24937 votes 13182

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
23015 Current Rating: 23015 + 28190 = 51205 votesCurrent Rating: 23015 + 28190 = 51205 votes 28190

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10681 Current Rating: 10681 + 11379 = 22060 votesCurrent Rating: 10681 + 11379 = 22060 votes 11379

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10154 Current Rating: 10154 + 9929 = 20083 votesCurrent Rating: 10154 + 9929 = 20083 votes 9929

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
25808 Current Rating: 25808 + 25880 = 51688 votesCurrent Rating: 25808 + 25880 = 51688 votes 25880

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
8783 Current Rating: 8783 + 8503 = 17286 votesCurrent Rating: 8783 + 8503 = 17286 votes 8503

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
13788 Current Rating: 13788 + 14715 = 28503 votesCurrent Rating: 13788 + 14715 = 28503 votes 14715

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11149 Current Rating: 11149 + 10535 = 21684 votesCurrent Rating: 11149 + 10535 = 21684 votes 10535

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
10766 Current Rating: 10766 + 10068 = 20834 votesCurrent Rating: 10766 + 10068 = 20834 votes 10068

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7596 Current Rating: 7596 + 6766 = 14362 votesCurrent Rating: 7596 + 6766 = 14362 votes 6766

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4363 Current Rating: 4363 + 4003 = 8366 votesCurrent Rating: 4363 + 4003 = 8366 votes 4003

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6230 Current Rating: 6230 + 5695 = 11925 votesCurrent Rating: 6230 + 5695 = 11925 votes 5695

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9276 Current Rating: 9276 + 8603 = 17879 votesCurrent Rating: 9276 + 8603 = 17879 votes 8603

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5380 Current Rating: 5380 + 5055 = 10435 votesCurrent Rating: 5380 + 5055 = 10435 votes 5055

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4697 Current Rating: 4697 + 4888 = 9585 votesCurrent Rating: 4697 + 4888 = 9585 votes 4888

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5185 Current Rating: 5185 + 4795 = 9980 votesCurrent Rating: 5185 + 4795 = 9980 votes 4795

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
13759 Current Rating: 13759 + 13156 = 26915 votesCurrent Rating: 13759 + 13156 = 26915 votes 13156


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
7316 Current Rating: 7316 + 6648 = 13964 votesCurrent Rating: 7316 + 6648 = 13964 votes 6648

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
3832 Current Rating: 3832 + 3450 = 7282 votesCurrent Rating: 3832 + 3450 = 7282 votes 3450

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1762 Current Rating: 1762 + 1498 = 3260 votesCurrent Rating: 1762 + 1498 = 3260 votes 1498

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
3783 Current Rating: 3783 + 3324 = 7107 votesCurrent Rating: 3783 + 3324 = 7107 votes 3324

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3313 Current Rating: 3313 + 2876 = 6189 votesCurrent Rating: 3313 + 2876 = 6189 votes 2876

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6290 Current Rating: 6290 + 6334 = 12624 votesCurrent Rating: 6290 + 6334 = 12624 votes 6334

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4323 Current Rating: 4323 + 3774 = 8097 votesCurrent Rating: 4323 + 3774 = 8097 votes 3774

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2012 Current Rating: 2012 + 2378 = 4390 votesCurrent Rating: 2012 + 2378 = 4390 votes 2378

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2584 Current Rating: 2584 + 2360 = 4944 votesCurrent Rating: 2584 + 2360 = 4944 votes 2360

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2019 Current Rating: 2019 + 2061 = 4080 votesCurrent Rating: 2019 + 2061 = 4080 votes 2061

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1842 Current Rating: 1842 + 1746 = 3588 votesCurrent Rating: 1842 + 1746 = 3588 votes 1746

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3424 Current Rating: 3424 + 3002 = 6426 votesCurrent Rating: 3424 + 3002 = 6426 votes 3002

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2071 Current Rating: 2071 + 1970 = 4041 votesCurrent Rating: 2071 + 1970 = 4041 votes 1970

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5582 Current Rating: 5582 + 5139 = 10721 votesCurrent Rating: 5582 + 5139 = 10721 votes 5139

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3660 Current Rating: 3660 + 3704 = 7364 votesCurrent Rating: 3660 + 3704 = 7364 votes 3704

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
2999 Current Rating: 2999 + 2743 = 5742 votesCurrent Rating: 2999 + 2743 = 5742 votes 2743

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6609 Current Rating: 6609 + 6279 = 12888 votesCurrent Rating: 6609 + 6279 = 12888 votes 6279

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2769 Current Rating: 2769 + 2986 = 5755 votesCurrent Rating: 2769 + 2986 = 5755 votes 2986

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
3117 Current Rating: 3117 + 3239 = 6356 votesCurrent Rating: 3117 + 3239 = 6356 votes 3239

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
5826 Current Rating: 5826 + 6173 = 11999 votesCurrent Rating: 5826 + 6173 = 11999 votes 6173

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17061 Current Rating: 17061 + 16665 = 33726 votesCurrent Rating: 17061 + 16665 = 33726 votes 16665


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2185 Current Rating: 2185 + 2375 = 4560 votesCurrent Rating: 2185 + 2375 = 4560 votes 2375

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
4508 Current Rating: 4508 + 4364 = 8872 votesCurrent Rating: 4508 + 4364 = 8872 votes 4364

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
22942 Current Rating: 22942 + 24666 = 47608 votesCurrent Rating: 22942 + 24666 = 47608 votes 24666

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
144914 Current Rating: 144914 + 154385 = 299299 votesCurrent Rating: 144914 + 154385 = 299299 votes 154385

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
14738 Current Rating: 14738 + 15183 = 29921 votesCurrent Rating: 14738 + 15183 = 29921 votes 15183

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2469 Current Rating: 2469 + 2367 = 4836 votesCurrent Rating: 2469 + 2367 = 4836 votes 2367

[434] 21: If you went camping
2739 Current Rating: 2739 + 3066 = 5805 votesCurrent Rating: 2739 + 3066 = 5805 votes 3066

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
10994 Current Rating: 10994 + 14120 = 25114 votesCurrent Rating: 10994 + 14120 = 25114 votes 14120

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
10769 Current Rating: 10769 + 9825 = 20594 votesCurrent Rating: 10769 + 9825 = 20594 votes 9825

[431] 14: I saw a news program
3802 Current Rating: 3802 + 3829 = 7631 votesCurrent Rating: 3802 + 3829 = 7631 votes 3829

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
2770 Current Rating: 2770 + 4094 = 6864 votesCurrent Rating: 2770 + 4094 = 6864 votes 4094

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2418 Current Rating: 2418 + 2603 = 5021 votesCurrent Rating: 2418 + 2603 = 5021 votes 2603

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
2746 Current Rating: 2746 + 2987 = 5733 votesCurrent Rating: 2746 + 2987 = 5733 votes 2987

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2518 Current Rating: 2518 + 2555 = 5073 votesCurrent Rating: 2518 + 2555 = 5073 votes 2555

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2708 Current Rating: 2708 + 2662 = 5370 votesCurrent Rating: 2708 + 2662 = 5370 votes 2662

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
6064 Current Rating: 6064 + 7077 = 13141 votesCurrent Rating: 6064 + 7077 = 13141 votes 7077

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2424 Current Rating: 2424 + 2234 = 4658 votesCurrent Rating: 2424 + 2234 = 4658 votes 2234

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2488 Current Rating: 2488 + 2880 = 5368 votesCurrent Rating: 2488 + 2880 = 5368 votes 2880

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
2940 Current Rating: 2940 + 2734 = 5674 votesCurrent Rating: 2940 + 2734 = 5674 votes 2734


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2239 Current Rating: 2239 + 2299 = 4538 votesCurrent Rating: 2239 + 2299 = 4538 votes 2299

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3598 Current Rating: 3598 + 3201 = 6799 votesCurrent Rating: 3598 + 3201 = 6799 votes 3201

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3818 Current Rating: 3818 + 3303 = 7121 votesCurrent Rating: 3818 + 3303 = 7121 votes 3303

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3413 Current Rating: 3413 + 3075 = 6488 votesCurrent Rating: 3413 + 3075 = 6488 votes 3075

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2603 Current Rating: 2603 + 2663 = 5266 votesCurrent Rating: 2603 + 2663 = 5266 votes 2663

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
3975 Current Rating: 3975 + 3599 = 7574 votesCurrent Rating: 3975 + 3599 = 7574 votes 3599

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6326 Current Rating: 6326 + 6918 = 13244 votesCurrent Rating: 6326 + 6918 = 13244 votes 6918

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
7993 Current Rating: 7993 + 7307 = 15300 votesCurrent Rating: 7993 + 7307 = 15300 votes 7307

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
3062 Current Rating: 3062 + 3541 = 6603 votesCurrent Rating: 3062 + 3541 = 6603 votes 3541

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3044 Current Rating: 3044 + 2918 = 5962 votesCurrent Rating: 3044 + 2918 = 5962 votes 2918

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
2955 Current Rating: 2955 + 3369 = 6324 votesCurrent Rating: 2955 + 3369 = 6324 votes 3369

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
6781 Current Rating: 6781 + 7524 = 14305 votesCurrent Rating: 6781 + 7524 = 14305 votes 7524

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3727 Current Rating: 3727 + 3466 = 7193 votesCurrent Rating: 3727 + 3466 = 7193 votes 3466

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
3902 Current Rating: 3902 + 3808 = 7710 votesCurrent Rating: 3902 + 3808 = 7710 votes 3808

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
4750 Current Rating: 4750 + 4156 = 8906 votesCurrent Rating: 4750 + 4156 = 8906 votes 4156

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4842 Current Rating: 4842 + 5766 = 10608 votesCurrent Rating: 4842 + 5766 = 10608 votes 5766

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
10794 Current Rating: 10794 + 11624 = 22418 votesCurrent Rating: 10794 + 11624 = 22418 votes 11624

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4158 Current Rating: 4158 + 3685 = 7843 votesCurrent Rating: 4158 + 3685 = 7843 votes 3685

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 886 = 1949 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 886 = 1949 votes 886

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2230 Current Rating: 2230 + 2706 = 4936 votesCurrent Rating: 2230 + 2706 = 4936 votes 2706


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
12327 Current Rating: 12327 + 13373 = 25700 votesCurrent Rating: 12327 + 13373 = 25700 votes 13373

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
7385 Current Rating: 7385 + 7425 = 14810 votesCurrent Rating: 7385 + 7425 = 14810 votes 7425

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
3808 Current Rating: 3808 + 3293 = 7101 votesCurrent Rating: 3808 + 3293 = 7101 votes 3293

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
11224 Current Rating: 11224 + 11616 = 22840 votesCurrent Rating: 11224 + 11616 = 22840 votes 11616

[397] 15: I Love you
31044 Current Rating: 31044 + 32459 = 63503 votesCurrent Rating: 31044 + 32459 = 63503 votes 32459

[396] 14: Hey, come on
4959 Current Rating: 4959 + 6014 = 10973 votesCurrent Rating: 4959 + 6014 = 10973 votes 6014

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
17578 Current Rating: 17578 + 21325 = 38903 votesCurrent Rating: 17578 + 21325 = 38903 votes 21325

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3568 Current Rating: 3568 + 3162 = 6730 votesCurrent Rating: 3568 + 3162 = 6730 votes 3162

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4015 Current Rating: 4015 + 3776 = 7791 votesCurrent Rating: 4015 + 3776 = 7791 votes 3776

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3606 Current Rating: 3606 + 3426 = 7032 votesCurrent Rating: 3606 + 3426 = 7032 votes 3426

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3149 Current Rating: 3149 + 2984 = 6133 votesCurrent Rating: 3149 + 2984 = 6133 votes 2984

[390] 4: What are you doing?
4950 Current Rating: 4950 + 4506 = 9456 votesCurrent Rating: 4950 + 4506 = 9456 votes 4506

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
3487 Current Rating: 3487 + 5295 = 8782 votesCurrent Rating: 3487 + 5295 = 8782 votes 5295


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
4940 Current Rating: 4940 + 4540 = 9480 votesCurrent Rating: 4940 + 4540 = 9480 votes 4540

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
2854 Current Rating: 2854 + 2810 = 5664 votesCurrent Rating: 2854 + 2810 = 5664 votes 2810

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
14785 Current Rating: 14785 + 14718 = 29503 votesCurrent Rating: 14785 + 14718 = 29503 votes 14718

[385] 25: Can you please call security
7801 Current Rating: 7801 + 9335 = 17136 votesCurrent Rating: 7801 + 9335 = 17136 votes 9335

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3434 Current Rating: 3434 + 3334 = 6768 votesCurrent Rating: 3434 + 3334 = 6768 votes 3334

[383] 23: This book says
4249 Current Rating: 4249 + 3675 = 7924 votesCurrent Rating: 4249 + 3675 = 7924 votes 3675

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3621 Current Rating: 3621 + 3147 = 6768 votesCurrent Rating: 3621 + 3147 = 6768 votes 3147

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
8337 Current Rating: 8337 + 8389 = 16726 votesCurrent Rating: 8337 + 8389 = 16726 votes 8389

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
3397 Current Rating: 3397 + 3117 = 6514 votesCurrent Rating: 3397 + 3117 = 6514 votes 3117

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4485 Current Rating: 4485 + 4168 = 8653 votesCurrent Rating: 4485 + 4168 = 8653 votes 4168

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
11765 Current Rating: 11765 + 13127 = 24892 votesCurrent Rating: 11765 + 13127 = 24892 votes 13127

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
11953 Current Rating: 11953 + 14405 = 26358 votesCurrent Rating: 11953 + 14405 = 26358 votes 14405

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
58279 Current Rating: 58279 + 58669 = 116948 votesCurrent Rating: 58279 + 58669 = 116948 votes 58669

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
5295 Current Rating: 5295 + 5977 = 11272 votesCurrent Rating: 5295 + 5977 = 11272 votes 5977

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
5976 Current Rating: 5976 + 5845 = 11821 votesCurrent Rating: 5976 + 5845 = 11821 votes 5845

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4105 Current Rating: 4105 + 3421 = 7526 votesCurrent Rating: 4105 + 3421 = 7526 votes 3421

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
9840 Current Rating: 9840 + 10496 = 20336 votesCurrent Rating: 9840 + 10496 = 20336 votes 10496

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
11333 Current Rating: 11333 + 10675 = 22008 votesCurrent Rating: 11333 + 10675 = 22008 votes 10675


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
4696 Current Rating: 4696 + 5864 = 10560 votesCurrent Rating: 4696 + 5864 = 10560 votes 5864

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
4649 Current Rating: 4649 + 4289 = 8938 votesCurrent Rating: 4649 + 4289 = 8938 votes 4289

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
4912 Current Rating: 4912 + 4180 = 9092 votesCurrent Rating: 4912 + 4180 = 9092 votes 4180

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4027 Current Rating: 4027 + 3585 = 7612 votesCurrent Rating: 4027 + 3585 = 7612 votes 3585

[366] 22: You look like crap
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3762 = 7604 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3762 = 7604 votes 3762

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
6332 Current Rating: 6332 + 6338 = 12670 votesCurrent Rating: 6332 + 6338 = 12670 votes 6338

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
12780 Current Rating: 12780 + 15424 = 28204 votesCurrent Rating: 12780 + 15424 = 28204 votes 15424

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6316 Current Rating: 6316 + 5548 = 11864 votesCurrent Rating: 6316 + 5548 = 11864 votes 5548

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4067 Current Rating: 4067 + 3802 = 7869 votesCurrent Rating: 4067 + 3802 = 7869 votes 3802

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3669 Current Rating: 3669 + 4189 = 7858 votesCurrent Rating: 3669 + 4189 = 7858 votes 4189

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
5799 Current Rating: 5799 + 5868 = 11667 votesCurrent Rating: 5799 + 5868 = 11667 votes 5868

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4752 Current Rating: 4752 + 4019 = 8771 votesCurrent Rating: 4752 + 4019 = 8771 votes 4019

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4519 Current Rating: 4519 + 4243 = 8762 votesCurrent Rating: 4519 + 4243 = 8762 votes 4243

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
11696 Current Rating: 11696 + 10904 = 22600 votesCurrent Rating: 11696 + 10904 = 22600 votes 10904

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 3559 = 6917 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 3559 = 6917 votes 3559

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3368 Current Rating: 3368 + 3625 = 6993 votesCurrent Rating: 3368 + 3625 = 6993 votes 3625

[354] 1: In the old days
5181 Current Rating: 5181 + 5793 = 10974 votesCurrent Rating: 5181 + 5793 = 10974 votes 5793


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7673 Current Rating: 7673 + 7039 = 14712 votesCurrent Rating: 7673 + 7039 = 14712 votes 7039

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3590 Current Rating: 3590 + 3546 = 7136 votesCurrent Rating: 3590 + 3546 = 7136 votes 3546

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
2853 Current Rating: 2853 + 3017 = 5870 votesCurrent Rating: 2853 + 3017 = 5870 votes 3017

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3611 Current Rating: 3611 + 3585 = 7196 votesCurrent Rating: 3611 + 3585 = 7196 votes 3585

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3523 Current Rating: 3523 + 3322 = 6845 votesCurrent Rating: 3523 + 3322 = 6845 votes 3322

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
3817 Current Rating: 3817 + 3911 = 7728 votesCurrent Rating: 3817 + 3911 = 7728 votes 3911

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4306 Current Rating: 4306 + 4186 = 8492 votesCurrent Rating: 4306 + 4186 = 8492 votes 4186

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2653 Current Rating: 2653 + 2748 = 5401 votesCurrent Rating: 2653 + 2748 = 5401 votes 2748

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2681 Current Rating: 2681 + 2982 = 5663 votesCurrent Rating: 2681 + 2982 = 5663 votes 2982

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3339 Current Rating: 3339 + 3571 = 6910 votesCurrent Rating: 3339 + 3571 = 6910 votes 3571

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3257 Current Rating: 3257 + 3369 = 6626 votesCurrent Rating: 3257 + 3369 = 6626 votes 3369

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2385 Current Rating: 2385 + 2758 = 5143 votesCurrent Rating: 2385 + 2758 = 5143 votes 2758

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
2497 Current Rating: 2497 + 3529 = 6026 votesCurrent Rating: 2497 + 3529 = 6026 votes 3529






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