Faceless
The Second Collection
NOW AVAILABLE
|
| | Archives:
2022 2021
2020 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015
2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009
Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
10313    10127
[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
12878 14081
[559] 21: It is so hard for women
9168 7958
[558] 20: Give me a double anything
8094 8784
[557] 19: Save a cow
9152 11713
[556] 15: You know the idiom
28605 27506
[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
17171 19186
[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
23930 31576
[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
23164 24534
[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
27200 30948
[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
20428 23233
[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
12387 12938
[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
11178 12302
[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
10478 10736
[547] 1: I think all of those people
26412 30036
| |
Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
17215 19705
[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
11048 10164
[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
12850 15156
[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
18539 20232
[542] 23: Have you noticed
11733 10790
[541] 22: I can’t believe it
19549 19522
[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
18164 18821
[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
27723 31432
[538] 17: A real man
12246 13228
[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
21427 23293
[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
12516 13903
[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
22110 24514
[534] 11: Thanks Google
21298 23588
[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
19219 21285
[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
17637 19443
[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
7737 7149
[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
7672 6797
[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
9569 9158
[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
7322 8173
[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
9013 7405
[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
6878 6177
| | |
Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
7793 8089
[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
7821 8813
[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
8592 8413
[522] 26: Hey babe
7677 7524
[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
11360 11113
[520] 24: My wife is so fat
12355 13839
[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
30173 30840
[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
16273 18315
[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
18994 21269
[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
18501 20921
[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
33267 33366
[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
49212 51154
[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
31307 31371
[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
18986 20233
[511] 11: What the hell!?!
32712 34189
[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
11089 11199
[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in
39454 45223
[508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident
11570 12884
[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
19482 21608
[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
15533 17181
[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
14613 15586
| |
Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here
33601 35678
[503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely
9944 9212
[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
9347 10011
[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong?
14248 16528
[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
11725 13358
[499] 23: You need to cut down
12695 14536
[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
9511 8729
[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
11684 10766
[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
12188 11298
[495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me
21410 25903
[494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel
20928 22336
[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
14833 16604
[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
14255 15329
[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
13920 14430
[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
11619 13426
[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
28079 29661
[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
19127 20169
[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
14548 16354
[486] 6: I’m ready, we can go
17126 18961
[485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful
16975 19112
[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
36923 40291
[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
15379 17242
| | |
Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
16987 19050
[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
19223 19155
[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
20793 20349
[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
32638 33981
[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
21068 21436
[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
39071 42623
[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
16627 18286
[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
16648 18531
[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
33106 34423
[473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months
17693 19866
[472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town
22018 21591
[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
18809 20157
[470] 15: Now that we’re engaged
23703 26198
[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
13129 14529
[468] 11: I think I’m getting old
11933 13127
[467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt
11638 12906
[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
15004 16086
[465] 4: I discovered three things today
11719 12447
[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
10756 11369
[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
11044 13533
[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
20578 22739
| |
Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
17054 18821
[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
10768 12594
[459] 27: Good morning Professor
7616 8377
[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
10226 13666
[457] 25: I realised that my wife
8913 11411
[456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
12212 13258
[455] 21: We are gathered here today
11162 19739
[454] 20: You look flipping angry
7543 7051
[453] 19: That’s just disgusting ...
9735 12591
[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
8962 7888
[451] 15: You women are so vain
6372 5224
[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
10624 12803
[449] 13: So you’re crying again
9491 12421
[448] 12: She’s hot
11298 11954
[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
9438 8811
[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
7526 8257
[445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support
13282 15192
[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
7206 6474
[443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour
11226 11785
[442] 4: A woman marries a man
10930 12618
[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
23789 26592
| | |
Jun 2011
[440] 29: I’m really not happy
8911 8068
[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
10684 13118
[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
5676 6003
[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
44216 44964
[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
21821 24102
[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
7430 8351
[434] 21: If you went camping
14111 13661
[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
28166 36477
[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
21297 28846
[431] 14: I saw a news program
15528 16317
[430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere
9780 11281
[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
7193 6587
[428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible
10564 21581
[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
9398 11393
[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
7067 6172
[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
18861 19069
[424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot
7017 7948
[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
9120 9690
[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
7979 10254
| |
May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
9005 8458
[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
9535 12065
[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 3355
[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
8733 10621
[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
8595 7752
[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
8664 10464
[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
11776 14535
[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
13733 15838
[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
13693 15465
[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
9485 10595
[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
8349 7554
[410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today
12634 14171
[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
9783 10738
[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
9420 8812
[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
11257 12800
[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
9891 10216
[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
20218 22122
[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
10483 11479
[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
6475 8595
[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
9256 10596
| | |
Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support
19528 20488
[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
16273 16600
[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
9360 10284
[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
19088 21228
[397] 15: I Love you
43535 44495
[396] 14: Hey, come on
11103 12378
[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
63448 65743
[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
9282 12563
[393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant!
8613 10411
[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
10233 12901
[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
8968 9101
[390] 4: What are you doing?
8954 9872
[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
14649 15984
| |
Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
11678 12502
[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
10128 9520
[386] 28: I’m always amazed
22628 24480
[385] 25: Can you please call security
15120 17641
[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
8310 7445
[383] 23: This book says
9779 10885
[382] 22: Tell your mother
10450 12709
[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
15864 17726
[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
10361 16176
[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
10244 9700
[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
20544 23720
[377] 11: To be happy with a man
21158 20372
[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
15248 18088
[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
15887 15715
[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
11708 12414
[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
10396 14434
[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
16650 18269
[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
21228 23629
| | |
Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
17528 19205
[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
11748 13330
[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
10945 12337
[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
10612 13650
[366] 22: You look like crap
9922 12540
[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
18450 18772
[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
19272 22692
[363] 16: What happened to him?
13725 16339
[362] 15: What was shopping like
9142 9550
[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
9236 9091
[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about
11163 12322
[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
9068 11735
[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
11705 13144
[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
19653 22685
[356] 3: What are you doing?
9062 8591
[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
10466 9783
[354] 1: In the old days
11106 13465
| |
Jan 2011
[353] 31: What’s the difference between
14339 15804
[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
10439 9703
[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
7894 7187
[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
8074 9145
[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
9756 9230
[348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink?
9057 8671
[347] 19: Left a bit...
8712 10130
[346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now
9075 8211
[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
8656 8290
[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
9596 12154
[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
10690 18034
[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
8492 7903
[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
11066 11882
| | |
|
|
twitter 
facebook 
