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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
6071 Current Rating: 6071 + 5553 = 11624 votesCurrent Rating: 6071 + 5553 = 11624 votes 5553

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
8574 Current Rating: 8574 + 9848 = 18422 votesCurrent Rating: 8574 + 9848 = 18422 votes 9848

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
4934 Current Rating: 4934 + 4526 = 9460 votesCurrent Rating: 4934 + 4526 = 9460 votes 4526

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
4986 Current Rating: 4986 + 4088 = 9074 votesCurrent Rating: 4986 + 4088 = 9074 votes 4088

[557] 19: Save a cow
5518 Current Rating: 5518 + 8200 = 13718 votesCurrent Rating: 5518 + 8200 = 13718 votes 8200

[556] 15: You know the idiom
17653 Current Rating: 17653 + 18645 = 36298 votesCurrent Rating: 17653 + 18645 = 36298 votes 18645

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
12657 Current Rating: 12657 + 14613 = 27270 votesCurrent Rating: 12657 + 14613 = 27270 votes 14613

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
18525 Current Rating: 18525 + 26427 = 44952 votesCurrent Rating: 18525 + 26427 = 44952 votes 26427

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
15342 Current Rating: 15342 + 17079 = 32421 votesCurrent Rating: 15342 + 17079 = 32421 votes 17079

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
22153 Current Rating: 22153 + 26155 = 48308 votesCurrent Rating: 22153 + 26155 = 48308 votes 26155

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
14861 Current Rating: 14861 + 17630 = 32491 votesCurrent Rating: 14861 + 17630 = 32491 votes 17630

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
8682 Current Rating: 8682 + 9420 = 18102 votesCurrent Rating: 8682 + 9420 = 18102 votes 9420

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
7959 Current Rating: 7959 + 9254 = 17213 votesCurrent Rating: 7959 + 9254 = 17213 votes 9254

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
6350 Current Rating: 6350 + 5735 = 12085 votesCurrent Rating: 6350 + 5735 = 12085 votes 5735

[547] 1: I think all of those people
20885 Current Rating: 20885 + 24658 = 45543 votesCurrent Rating: 20885 + 24658 = 45543 votes 24658


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
12600 Current Rating: 12600 + 15165 = 27765 votesCurrent Rating: 12600 + 15165 = 27765 votes 15165

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
7779 Current Rating: 7779 + 6988 = 14767 votesCurrent Rating: 7779 + 6988 = 14767 votes 6988

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
9357 Current Rating: 9357 + 11777 = 21134 votesCurrent Rating: 9357 + 11777 = 21134 votes 11777

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
14659 Current Rating: 14659 + 16657 = 31316 votesCurrent Rating: 14659 + 16657 = 31316 votes 16657

[542] 23: Have you noticed
7615 Current Rating: 7615 + 6790 = 14405 votesCurrent Rating: 7615 + 6790 = 14405 votes 6790

[541] 22: I canít believe it
15090 Current Rating: 15090 + 15645 = 30735 votesCurrent Rating: 15090 + 15645 = 30735 votes 15645

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
13772 Current Rating: 13772 + 14571 = 28343 votesCurrent Rating: 13772 + 14571 = 28343 votes 14571

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
22870 Current Rating: 22870 + 26717 = 49587 votesCurrent Rating: 22870 + 26717 = 49587 votes 26717

[538] 17: A real man
8274 Current Rating: 8274 + 9634 = 17908 votesCurrent Rating: 8274 + 9634 = 17908 votes 9634

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
16805 Current Rating: 16805 + 18955 = 35760 votesCurrent Rating: 16805 + 18955 = 35760 votes 18955

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
8182 Current Rating: 8182 + 9679 = 17861 votesCurrent Rating: 8182 + 9679 = 17861 votes 9679

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
18449 Current Rating: 18449 + 21205 = 39654 votesCurrent Rating: 18449 + 21205 = 39654 votes 21205

[534] 11: Thanks Google
17319 Current Rating: 17319 + 19741 = 37060 votesCurrent Rating: 17319 + 19741 = 37060 votes 19741

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
15652 Current Rating: 15652 + 18083 = 33735 votesCurrent Rating: 15652 + 18083 = 33735 votes 18083

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
13112 Current Rating: 13112 + 15147 = 28259 votesCurrent Rating: 13112 + 15147 = 28259 votes 15147

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
4282 Current Rating: 4282 + 3916 = 8198 votesCurrent Rating: 4282 + 3916 = 8198 votes 3916

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
3792 Current Rating: 3792 + 3152 = 6944 votesCurrent Rating: 3792 + 3152 = 6944 votes 3152

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
5529 Current Rating: 5529 + 5044 = 10573 votesCurrent Rating: 5529 + 5044 = 10573 votes 5044

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
3676 Current Rating: 3676 + 4648 = 8324 votesCurrent Rating: 3676 + 4648 = 8324 votes 4648

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
3288 Current Rating: 3288 + 2696 = 5984 votesCurrent Rating: 3288 + 2696 = 5984 votes 2696

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
3266 Current Rating: 3266 + 2676 = 5942 votesCurrent Rating: 3266 + 2676 = 5942 votes 2676


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
3483 Current Rating: 3483 + 2772 = 6255 votesCurrent Rating: 3483 + 2772 = 6255 votes 2772

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
3881 Current Rating: 3881 + 5100 = 8981 votesCurrent Rating: 3881 + 5100 = 8981 votes 5100

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
4204 Current Rating: 4204 + 4142 = 8346 votesCurrent Rating: 4204 + 4142 = 8346 votes 4142

[522] 26: Hey babe
4266 Current Rating: 4266 + 4245 = 8511 votesCurrent Rating: 4266 + 4245 = 8511 votes 4245

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
7142 Current Rating: 7142 + 7046 = 14188 votesCurrent Rating: 7142 + 7046 = 14188 votes 7046

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
9005 Current Rating: 9005 + 10731 = 19736 votesCurrent Rating: 9005 + 10731 = 19736 votes 10731

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
26768 Current Rating: 26768 + 27642 = 54410 votesCurrent Rating: 26768 + 27642 = 54410 votes 27642

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
11242 Current Rating: 11242 + 13356 = 24598 votesCurrent Rating: 11242 + 13356 = 24598 votes 13356

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
14348 Current Rating: 14348 + 16995 = 31343 votesCurrent Rating: 14348 + 16995 = 31343 votes 16995

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
12376 Current Rating: 12376 + 15049 = 27425 votesCurrent Rating: 12376 + 15049 = 27425 votes 15049

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
29115 Current Rating: 29115 + 29529 = 58644 votesCurrent Rating: 29115 + 29529 = 58644 votes 29529

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
44178 Current Rating: 44178 + 46169 = 90347 votesCurrent Rating: 44178 + 46169 = 90347 votes 46169

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
26572 Current Rating: 26572 + 26760 = 53332 votesCurrent Rating: 26572 + 26760 = 53332 votes 26760

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
13772 Current Rating: 13772 + 15388 = 29160 votesCurrent Rating: 13772 + 15388 = 29160 votes 15388

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
29019 Current Rating: 29019 + 30801 = 59820 votesCurrent Rating: 29019 + 30801 = 59820 votes 30801

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
3921 Current Rating: 3921 + 3296 = 7217 votesCurrent Rating: 3921 + 3296 = 7217 votes 3296

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
30503 Current Rating: 30503 + 37361 = 67864 votesCurrent Rating: 30503 + 37361 = 67864 votes 37361

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
7981 Current Rating: 7981 + 9546 = 17527 votesCurrent Rating: 7981 + 9546 = 17527 votes 9546

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
14553 Current Rating: 14553 + 17066 = 31619 votesCurrent Rating: 14553 + 17066 = 31619 votes 17066

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
11548 Current Rating: 11548 + 13177 = 24725 votesCurrent Rating: 11548 + 13177 = 24725 votes 13177

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
9773 Current Rating: 9773 + 10778 = 20551 votesCurrent Rating: 9773 + 10778 = 20551 votes 10778


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
30464 Current Rating: 30464 + 32729 = 63193 votesCurrent Rating: 30464 + 32729 = 63193 votes 32729

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
6622 Current Rating: 6622 + 5948 = 12570 votesCurrent Rating: 6622 + 5948 = 12570 votes 5948

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
5892 Current Rating: 5892 + 6890 = 12782 votesCurrent Rating: 5892 + 6890 = 12782 votes 6890

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
9602 Current Rating: 9602 + 11887 = 21489 votesCurrent Rating: 9602 + 11887 = 21489 votes 11887

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
7891 Current Rating: 7891 + 9639 = 17530 votesCurrent Rating: 7891 + 9639 = 17530 votes 9639

[499] 23: You need to cut down
8289 Current Rating: 8289 + 10381 = 18670 votesCurrent Rating: 8289 + 10381 = 18670 votes 10381

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
6077 Current Rating: 6077 + 5384 = 11461 votesCurrent Rating: 6077 + 5384 = 11461 votes 5384

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
7436 Current Rating: 7436 + 6685 = 14121 votesCurrent Rating: 7436 + 6685 = 14121 votes 6685

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
6680 Current Rating: 6680 + 5824 = 12504 votesCurrent Rating: 6680 + 5824 = 12504 votes 5824

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
15348 Current Rating: 15348 + 20493 = 35841 votesCurrent Rating: 15348 + 20493 = 35841 votes 20493

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
15941 Current Rating: 15941 + 17617 = 33558 votesCurrent Rating: 15941 + 17617 = 33558 votes 17617

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
11009 Current Rating: 11009 + 12826 = 23835 votesCurrent Rating: 11009 + 12826 = 23835 votes 12826

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
10260 Current Rating: 10260 + 11332 = 21592 votesCurrent Rating: 10260 + 11332 = 21592 votes 11332

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
9887 Current Rating: 9887 + 10380 = 20267 votesCurrent Rating: 9887 + 10380 = 20267 votes 10380

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
9077 Current Rating: 9077 + 11107 = 20184 votesCurrent Rating: 9077 + 11107 = 20184 votes 11107

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
23452 Current Rating: 23452 + 25425 = 48877 votesCurrent Rating: 23452 + 25425 = 48877 votes 25425

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
14316 Current Rating: 14316 + 15781 = 30097 votesCurrent Rating: 14316 + 15781 = 30097 votes 15781

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
11565 Current Rating: 11565 + 13452 = 25017 votesCurrent Rating: 11565 + 13452 = 25017 votes 13452

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
11715 Current Rating: 11715 + 13703 = 25418 votesCurrent Rating: 11715 + 13703 = 25418 votes 13703

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
12918 Current Rating: 12918 + 15241 = 28159 votesCurrent Rating: 12918 + 15241 = 28159 votes 15241

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
33495 Current Rating: 33495 + 37194 = 70689 votesCurrent Rating: 33495 + 37194 = 70689 votes 37194

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
11398 Current Rating: 11398 + 13357 = 24755 votesCurrent Rating: 11398 + 13357 = 24755 votes 13357


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
12593 Current Rating: 12593 + 14878 = 27471 votesCurrent Rating: 12593 + 14878 = 27471 votes 14878

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
14680 Current Rating: 14680 + 15527 = 30207 votesCurrent Rating: 14680 + 15527 = 30207 votes 15527

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
15251 Current Rating: 15251 + 16033 = 31284 votesCurrent Rating: 15251 + 16033 = 31284 votes 16033

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
29240 Current Rating: 29240 + 30915 = 60155 votesCurrent Rating: 29240 + 30915 = 60155 votes 30915

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
15127 Current Rating: 15127 + 16097 = 31224 votesCurrent Rating: 15127 + 16097 = 31224 votes 16097

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
35332 Current Rating: 35332 + 39080 = 74412 votesCurrent Rating: 35332 + 39080 = 74412 votes 39080

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
13070 Current Rating: 13070 + 14868 = 27938 votesCurrent Rating: 13070 + 14868 = 27938 votes 14868

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
12646 Current Rating: 12646 + 14685 = 27331 votesCurrent Rating: 12646 + 14685 = 27331 votes 14685

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
29381 Current Rating: 29381 + 30907 = 60288 votesCurrent Rating: 29381 + 30907 = 60288 votes 30907

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
11704 Current Rating: 11704 + 13575 = 25279 votesCurrent Rating: 11704 + 13575 = 25279 votes 13575

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
16560 Current Rating: 16560 + 16530 = 33090 votesCurrent Rating: 16560 + 16530 = 33090 votes 16530

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
13911 Current Rating: 13911 + 15426 = 29337 votesCurrent Rating: 13911 + 15426 = 29337 votes 15426

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
13788 Current Rating: 13788 + 15127 = 28915 votesCurrent Rating: 13788 + 15127 = 28915 votes 15127

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
9344 Current Rating: 9344 + 10996 = 20340 votesCurrent Rating: 9344 + 10996 = 20340 votes 10996

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
7505 Current Rating: 7505 + 8926 = 16431 votesCurrent Rating: 7505 + 8926 = 16431 votes 8926

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
8445 Current Rating: 8445 + 9930 = 18375 votesCurrent Rating: 8445 + 9930 = 18375 votes 9930

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
11733 Current Rating: 11733 + 12904 = 24637 votesCurrent Rating: 11733 + 12904 = 24637 votes 12904

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
7814 Current Rating: 7814 + 8809 = 16623 votesCurrent Rating: 7814 + 8809 = 16623 votes 8809

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
6868 Current Rating: 6868 + 6427 = 13295 votesCurrent Rating: 6868 + 6427 = 13295 votes 6427

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
7732 Current Rating: 7732 + 10010 = 17742 votesCurrent Rating: 7732 + 10010 = 17742 votes 10010

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
16695 Current Rating: 16695 + 19172 = 35867 votesCurrent Rating: 16695 + 19172 = 35867 votes 19172


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
12893 Current Rating: 12893 + 14841 = 27734 votesCurrent Rating: 12893 + 14841 = 27734 votes 14841

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
6619 Current Rating: 6619 + 8479 = 15098 votesCurrent Rating: 6619 + 8479 = 15098 votes 8479

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
4036 Current Rating: 4036 + 4986 = 9022 votesCurrent Rating: 4036 + 4986 = 9022 votes 4986

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
6435 Current Rating: 6435 + 9050 = 15485 votesCurrent Rating: 6435 + 9050 = 15485 votes 9050

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
5584 Current Rating: 5584 + 8256 = 13840 votesCurrent Rating: 5584 + 8256 = 13840 votes 8256

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
8611 Current Rating: 8611 + 9828 = 18439 votesCurrent Rating: 8611 + 9828 = 18439 votes 9828

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
6964 Current Rating: 6964 + 8244 = 15208 votesCurrent Rating: 6964 + 8244 = 15208 votes 8244

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
4070 Current Rating: 4070 + 3721 = 7791 votesCurrent Rating: 4070 + 3721 = 7791 votes 3721

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
5429 Current Rating: 5429 + 8365 = 13794 votesCurrent Rating: 5429 + 8365 = 13794 votes 8365

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
4700 Current Rating: 4700 + 3937 = 8637 votesCurrent Rating: 4700 + 3937 = 8637 votes 3937

[451] 15: You women are so vain
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 2728 = 6361 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 2728 = 6361 votes 2728

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
6038 Current Rating: 6038 + 7982 = 14020 votesCurrent Rating: 6038 + 7982 = 14020 votes 7982

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
5239 Current Rating: 5239 + 6136 = 11375 votesCurrent Rating: 5239 + 6136 = 11375 votes 6136

[448] 12: Sheís hot
7939 Current Rating: 7939 + 8774 = 16713 votesCurrent Rating: 7939 + 8774 = 16713 votes 8774

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
5974 Current Rating: 5974 + 5391 = 11365 votesCurrent Rating: 5974 + 5391 = 11365 votes 5391

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
4696 Current Rating: 4696 + 5576 = 10272 votesCurrent Rating: 4696 + 5576 = 10272 votes 5576

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
9102 Current Rating: 9102 + 11188 = 20290 votesCurrent Rating: 9102 + 11188 = 20290 votes 11188

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
4620 Current Rating: 4620 + 3964 = 8584 votesCurrent Rating: 4620 + 3964 = 8584 votes 3964

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
7003 Current Rating: 7003 + 7838 = 14841 votesCurrent Rating: 7003 + 7838 = 14841 votes 7838

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
7874 Current Rating: 7874 + 9606 = 17480 votesCurrent Rating: 7874 + 9606 = 17480 votes 9606

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
19555 Current Rating: 19555 + 22421 = 41976 votesCurrent Rating: 19555 + 22421 = 41976 votes 22421


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
4982 Current Rating: 4982 + 4275 = 9257 votesCurrent Rating: 4982 + 4275 = 9257 votes 4275

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
7629 Current Rating: 7629 + 9948 = 17577 votesCurrent Rating: 7629 + 9948 = 17577 votes 9948

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 2202 = 4059 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 2202 = 4059 votes 2202

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
41165 Current Rating: 41165 + 42011 = 83176 votesCurrent Rating: 41165 + 42011 = 83176 votes 42011

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
17961 Current Rating: 17961 + 20268 = 38229 votesCurrent Rating: 17961 + 20268 = 38229 votes 20268

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
4592 Current Rating: 4592 + 5607 = 10199 votesCurrent Rating: 4592 + 5607 = 10199 votes 5607

[434] 21: If you went camping
5249 Current Rating: 5249 + 4760 = 10009 votesCurrent Rating: 5249 + 4760 = 10009 votes 4760

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
15423 Current Rating: 15423 + 24323 = 39746 votesCurrent Rating: 15423 + 24323 = 39746 votes 24323

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
16326 Current Rating: 16326 + 24381 = 40707 votesCurrent Rating: 16326 + 24381 = 40707 votes 24381

[431] 14: I saw a news program
6770 Current Rating: 6770 + 7497 = 14267 votesCurrent Rating: 6770 + 7497 = 14267 votes 7497

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
5987 Current Rating: 5987 + 7452 = 13439 votesCurrent Rating: 5987 + 7452 = 13439 votes 7452

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
4384 Current Rating: 4384 + 3835 = 8219 votesCurrent Rating: 4384 + 3835 = 8219 votes 3835

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
6604 Current Rating: 6604 + 9914 = 16518 votesCurrent Rating: 6604 + 9914 = 16518 votes 9914

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
5336 Current Rating: 5336 + 7310 = 12646 votesCurrent Rating: 5336 + 7310 = 12646 votes 7310

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
4555 Current Rating: 4555 + 3755 = 8310 votesCurrent Rating: 4555 + 3755 = 8310 votes 3755

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
14510 Current Rating: 14510 + 14939 = 29449 votesCurrent Rating: 14510 + 14939 = 29449 votes 14939

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
4364 Current Rating: 4364 + 5366 = 9730 votesCurrent Rating: 4364 + 5366 = 9730 votes 5366

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
5248 Current Rating: 5248 + 5090 = 10338 votesCurrent Rating: 5248 + 5090 = 10338 votes 5090

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
5469 Current Rating: 5469 + 7837 = 13306 votesCurrent Rating: 5469 + 7837 = 13306 votes 7837


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
5315 Current Rating: 5315 + 4694 = 10009 votesCurrent Rating: 5315 + 4694 = 10009 votes 4694

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
5911 Current Rating: 5911 + 7867 = 13778 votesCurrent Rating: 5911 + 7867 = 13778 votes 7867

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3838 Current Rating: 3838 + 3344 = 7182 votesCurrent Rating: 3838 + 3344 = 7182 votes 3344

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
5540 Current Rating: 5540 + 7470 = 13010 votesCurrent Rating: 5540 + 7470 = 13010 votes 7470

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
5123 Current Rating: 5123 + 4312 = 9435 votesCurrent Rating: 5123 + 4312 = 9435 votes 4312

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
5667 Current Rating: 5667 + 7604 = 13271 votesCurrent Rating: 5667 + 7604 = 13271 votes 7604

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
8444 Current Rating: 8444 + 11206 = 19650 votesCurrent Rating: 8444 + 11206 = 19650 votes 11206

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
10597 Current Rating: 10597 + 12641 = 23238 votesCurrent Rating: 10597 + 12641 = 23238 votes 12641

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
10334 Current Rating: 10334 + 12220 = 22554 votesCurrent Rating: 10334 + 12220 = 22554 votes 12220

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
5634 Current Rating: 5634 + 4702 = 10336 votesCurrent Rating: 5634 + 4702 = 10336 votes 4702

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
5440 Current Rating: 5440 + 4686 = 10126 votesCurrent Rating: 5440 + 4686 = 10126 votes 4686

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
9950 Current Rating: 9950 + 11604 = 21554 votesCurrent Rating: 9950 + 11604 = 21554 votes 11604

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
6018 Current Rating: 6018 + 5154 = 11172 votesCurrent Rating: 6018 + 5154 = 11172 votes 5154

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
6193 Current Rating: 6193 + 5250 = 11443 votesCurrent Rating: 6193 + 5250 = 11443 votes 5250

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
7296 Current Rating: 7296 + 9067 = 16363 votesCurrent Rating: 7296 + 9067 = 16363 votes 9067

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
6462 Current Rating: 6462 + 6775 = 13237 votesCurrent Rating: 6462 + 6775 = 13237 votes 6775

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
16406 Current Rating: 16406 + 18226 = 34632 votesCurrent Rating: 16406 + 18226 = 34632 votes 18226

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
6570 Current Rating: 6570 + 7411 = 13981 votesCurrent Rating: 6570 + 7411 = 13981 votes 7411

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
3290 Current Rating: 3290 + 5306 = 8596 votesCurrent Rating: 3290 + 5306 = 8596 votes 5306

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
5893 Current Rating: 5893 + 7363 = 13256 votesCurrent Rating: 5893 + 7363 = 13256 votes 7363


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
15953 Current Rating: 15953 + 17116 = 33069 votesCurrent Rating: 15953 + 17116 = 33069 votes 17116

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
12274 Current Rating: 12274 + 12813 = 25087 votesCurrent Rating: 12274 + 12813 = 25087 votes 12813

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
5980 Current Rating: 5980 + 6797 = 12777 votesCurrent Rating: 5980 + 6797 = 12777 votes 6797

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
15155 Current Rating: 15155 + 17308 = 32463 votesCurrent Rating: 15155 + 17308 = 32463 votes 17308

[397] 15: I Love you
39885 Current Rating: 39885 + 40852 = 80737 votesCurrent Rating: 39885 + 40852 = 80737 votes 40852

[396] 14: Hey, come on
8036 Current Rating: 8036 + 9451 = 17487 votesCurrent Rating: 8036 + 9451 = 17487 votes 9451

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
60995 Current Rating: 60995 + 63377 = 124372 votesCurrent Rating: 60995 + 63377 = 124372 votes 63377

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
5752 Current Rating: 5752 + 7667 = 13419 votesCurrent Rating: 5752 + 7667 = 13419 votes 7667

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
5906 Current Rating: 5906 + 7798 = 13704 votesCurrent Rating: 5906 + 7798 = 13704 votes 7798

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
6228 Current Rating: 6228 + 5432 = 11660 votesCurrent Rating: 6228 + 5432 = 11660 votes 5432

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
5579 Current Rating: 5579 + 4629 = 10208 votesCurrent Rating: 5579 + 4629 = 10208 votes 4629

[390] 4: What are you doing?
6475 Current Rating: 6475 + 7454 = 13929 votesCurrent Rating: 6475 + 7454 = 13929 votes 7454

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
10439 Current Rating: 10439 + 11779 = 22218 votesCurrent Rating: 10439 + 11779 = 22218 votes 11779


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
7594 Current Rating: 7594 + 8506 = 16100 votesCurrent Rating: 7594 + 8506 = 16100 votes 8506

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
5734 Current Rating: 5734 + 5068 = 10802 votesCurrent Rating: 5734 + 5068 = 10802 votes 5068

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
18343 Current Rating: 18343 + 20188 = 38531 votesCurrent Rating: 18343 + 20188 = 38531 votes 20188

[385] 25: Can you please call security
11457 Current Rating: 11457 + 14097 = 25554 votesCurrent Rating: 11457 + 14097 = 25554 votes 14097

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
5378 Current Rating: 5378 + 4559 = 9937 votesCurrent Rating: 5378 + 4559 = 9937 votes 4559

[383] 23: This book says
6269 Current Rating: 6269 + 7119 = 13388 votesCurrent Rating: 6269 + 7119 = 13388 votes 7119

[382] 22: Tell your mother
6266 Current Rating: 6266 + 8201 = 14467 votesCurrent Rating: 6266 + 8201 = 14467 votes 8201

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
12552 Current Rating: 12552 + 14384 = 26936 votesCurrent Rating: 12552 + 14384 = 26936 votes 14384

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
7284 Current Rating: 7284 + 9145 = 16429 votesCurrent Rating: 7284 + 9145 = 16429 votes 9145

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
6497 Current Rating: 6497 + 5593 = 12090 votesCurrent Rating: 6497 + 5593 = 12090 votes 5593

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
16836 Current Rating: 16836 + 20034 = 36870 votesCurrent Rating: 16836 + 20034 = 36870 votes 20034

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
16237 Current Rating: 16237 + 17264 = 33501 votesCurrent Rating: 16237 + 17264 = 33501 votes 17264

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
11791 Current Rating: 11791 + 14732 = 26523 votesCurrent Rating: 11791 + 14732 = 26523 votes 14732

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
9311 Current Rating: 9311 + 11297 = 20608 votesCurrent Rating: 9311 + 11297 = 20608 votes 11297

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
8549 Current Rating: 8549 + 9412 = 17961 votesCurrent Rating: 8549 + 9412 = 17961 votes 9412

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
6536 Current Rating: 6536 + 7954 = 14490 votesCurrent Rating: 6536 + 7954 = 14490 votes 7954

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
12657 Current Rating: 12657 + 14367 = 27024 votesCurrent Rating: 12657 + 14367 = 27024 votes 14367

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
17888 Current Rating: 17888 + 20313 = 38201 votesCurrent Rating: 17888 + 20313 = 38201 votes 20313


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
13180 Current Rating: 13180 + 14966 = 28146 votesCurrent Rating: 13180 + 14966 = 28146 votes 14966

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
8435 Current Rating: 8435 + 10118 = 18553 votesCurrent Rating: 8435 + 10118 = 18553 votes 10118

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
7477 Current Rating: 7477 + 8983 = 16460 votesCurrent Rating: 7477 + 8983 = 16460 votes 8983

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
6664 Current Rating: 6664 + 9109 = 15773 votesCurrent Rating: 6664 + 9109 = 15773 votes 9109

[366] 22: You look like crap
6844 Current Rating: 6844 + 8442 = 15286 votesCurrent Rating: 6844 + 8442 = 15286 votes 8442

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
15490 Current Rating: 15490 + 15738 = 31228 votesCurrent Rating: 15490 + 15738 = 31228 votes 15738

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
15850 Current Rating: 15850 + 19366 = 35216 votesCurrent Rating: 15850 + 19366 = 35216 votes 19366

[363] 16: What happened to him?
9549 Current Rating: 9549 + 12376 = 21925 votesCurrent Rating: 9549 + 12376 = 21925 votes 12376

[362] 15: What was shopping like
5699 Current Rating: 5699 + 6013 = 11712 votesCurrent Rating: 5699 + 6013 = 11712 votes 6013

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
5963 Current Rating: 5963 + 5806 = 11769 votesCurrent Rating: 5963 + 5806 = 11769 votes 5806

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
8009 Current Rating: 8009 + 9321 = 17330 votesCurrent Rating: 8009 + 9321 = 17330 votes 9321

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
6470 Current Rating: 6470 + 9075 = 15545 votesCurrent Rating: 6470 + 9075 = 15545 votes 9075

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
6832 Current Rating: 6832 + 5922 = 12754 votesCurrent Rating: 6832 + 5922 = 12754 votes 5922

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
15330 Current Rating: 15330 + 18302 = 33632 votesCurrent Rating: 15330 + 18302 = 33632 votes 18302

[356] 3: What are you doing?
5633 Current Rating: 5633 + 5171 = 10804 votesCurrent Rating: 5633 + 5171 = 10804 votes 5171

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
5781 Current Rating: 5781 + 5229 = 11010 votesCurrent Rating: 5781 + 5229 = 11010 votes 5229

[354] 1: In the old days
7571 Current Rating: 7571 + 9527 = 17098 votesCurrent Rating: 7571 + 9527 = 17098 votes 9527


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
10120 Current Rating: 10120 + 11728 = 21848 votesCurrent Rating: 10120 + 11728 = 21848 votes 11728

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
6143 Current Rating: 6143 + 5497 = 11640 votesCurrent Rating: 6143 + 5497 = 11640 votes 5497

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
5004 Current Rating: 5004 + 4350 = 9354 votesCurrent Rating: 5004 + 4350 = 9354 votes 4350

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
5616 Current Rating: 5616 + 6611 = 12227 votesCurrent Rating: 5616 + 6611 = 12227 votes 6611

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
5957 Current Rating: 5957 + 5072 = 11029 votesCurrent Rating: 5957 + 5072 = 11029 votes 5072

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
5912 Current Rating: 5912 + 5448 = 11360 votesCurrent Rating: 5912 + 5448 = 11360 votes 5448

[347] 19: Left a bit...
6299 Current Rating: 6299 + 7307 = 13606 votesCurrent Rating: 6299 + 7307 = 13606 votes 7307

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
5351 Current Rating: 5351 + 4596 = 9947 votesCurrent Rating: 5351 + 4596 = 9947 votes 4596

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
5300 Current Rating: 5300 + 4755 = 10055 votesCurrent Rating: 5300 + 4755 = 10055 votes 4755

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
6431 Current Rating: 6431 + 9058 = 15489 votesCurrent Rating: 6431 + 9058 = 15489 votes 9058

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
6980 Current Rating: 6980 + 8244 = 15224 votesCurrent Rating: 6980 + 8244 = 15224 votes 8244

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
4956 Current Rating: 4956 + 4456 = 9412 votesCurrent Rating: 4956 + 4456 = 9412 votes 4456

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
6536 Current Rating: 6536 + 6415 = 12951 votesCurrent Rating: 6536 + 6415 = 12951 votes 6415






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