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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
6425 Current Rating: 6425 + 5904 = 12329 votesCurrent Rating: 6425 + 5904 = 12329 votes 5904

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
8937 Current Rating: 8937 + 10216 = 19153 votesCurrent Rating: 8937 + 10216 = 19153 votes 10216

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
5146 Current Rating: 5146 + 4736 = 9882 votesCurrent Rating: 5146 + 4736 = 9882 votes 4736

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
5200 Current Rating: 5200 + 4306 = 9506 votesCurrent Rating: 5200 + 4306 = 9506 votes 4306

[557] 19: Save a cow
5824 Current Rating: 5824 + 8513 = 14337 votesCurrent Rating: 5824 + 8513 = 14337 votes 8513

[556] 15: You know the idiom
18043 Current Rating: 18043 + 19030 = 37073 votesCurrent Rating: 18043 + 19030 = 37073 votes 19030

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
12994 Current Rating: 12994 + 14943 = 27937 votesCurrent Rating: 12994 + 14943 = 27937 votes 14943

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
18872 Current Rating: 18872 + 26732 = 45604 votesCurrent Rating: 18872 + 26732 = 45604 votes 26732

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
15759 Current Rating: 15759 + 17481 = 33240 votesCurrent Rating: 15759 + 17481 = 33240 votes 17481

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
22563 Current Rating: 22563 + 26540 = 49103 votesCurrent Rating: 22563 + 26540 = 49103 votes 26540

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
15201 Current Rating: 15201 + 17956 = 33157 votesCurrent Rating: 15201 + 17956 = 33157 votes 17956

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
9000 Current Rating: 9000 + 9733 = 18733 votesCurrent Rating: 9000 + 9733 = 18733 votes 9733

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
8182 Current Rating: 8182 + 9492 = 17674 votesCurrent Rating: 8182 + 9492 = 17674 votes 9492

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
6720 Current Rating: 6720 + 6112 = 12832 votesCurrent Rating: 6720 + 6112 = 12832 votes 6112

[547] 1: I think all of those people
21248 Current Rating: 21248 + 25020 = 46268 votesCurrent Rating: 21248 + 25020 = 46268 votes 25020


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
12893 Current Rating: 12893 + 15455 = 28348 votesCurrent Rating: 12893 + 15455 = 28348 votes 15455

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
8047 Current Rating: 8047 + 7269 = 15316 votesCurrent Rating: 8047 + 7269 = 15316 votes 7269

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
9617 Current Rating: 9617 + 12028 = 21645 votesCurrent Rating: 9617 + 12028 = 21645 votes 12028

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
14946 Current Rating: 14946 + 16932 = 31878 votesCurrent Rating: 14946 + 16932 = 31878 votes 16932

[542] 23: Have you noticed
7996 Current Rating: 7996 + 7169 = 15165 votesCurrent Rating: 7996 + 7169 = 15165 votes 7169

[541] 22: I canít believe it
15395 Current Rating: 15395 + 15930 = 31325 votesCurrent Rating: 15395 + 15930 = 31325 votes 15930

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
14094 Current Rating: 14094 + 14874 = 28968 votesCurrent Rating: 14094 + 14874 = 28968 votes 14874

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
23268 Current Rating: 23268 + 27075 = 50343 votesCurrent Rating: 23268 + 27075 = 50343 votes 27075

[538] 17: A real man
8558 Current Rating: 8558 + 9924 = 18482 votesCurrent Rating: 8558 + 9924 = 18482 votes 9924

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
17153 Current Rating: 17153 + 19273 = 36426 votesCurrent Rating: 17153 + 19273 = 36426 votes 19273

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
8563 Current Rating: 8563 + 10066 = 18629 votesCurrent Rating: 8563 + 10066 = 18629 votes 10066

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
18722 Current Rating: 18722 + 21473 = 40195 votesCurrent Rating: 18722 + 21473 = 40195 votes 21473

[534] 11: Thanks Google
17634 Current Rating: 17634 + 20055 = 37689 votesCurrent Rating: 17634 + 20055 = 37689 votes 20055

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
15873 Current Rating: 15873 + 18303 = 34176 votesCurrent Rating: 15873 + 18303 = 34176 votes 18303

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
13491 Current Rating: 13491 + 15523 = 29014 votesCurrent Rating: 13491 + 15523 = 29014 votes 15523

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
4590 Current Rating: 4590 + 4219 = 8809 votesCurrent Rating: 4590 + 4219 = 8809 votes 4219

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
4129 Current Rating: 4129 + 3484 = 7613 votesCurrent Rating: 4129 + 3484 = 7613 votes 3484

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
5862 Current Rating: 5862 + 5369 = 11231 votesCurrent Rating: 5862 + 5369 = 11231 votes 5369

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
3966 Current Rating: 3966 + 4950 = 8916 votesCurrent Rating: 3966 + 4950 = 8916 votes 4950

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
3667 Current Rating: 3667 + 3048 = 6715 votesCurrent Rating: 3667 + 3048 = 6715 votes 3048

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
3574 Current Rating: 3574 + 2980 = 6554 votesCurrent Rating: 3574 + 2980 = 6554 votes 2980


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 3083 = 6909 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 3083 = 6909 votes 3083

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
4184 Current Rating: 4184 + 5395 = 9579 votesCurrent Rating: 4184 + 5395 = 9579 votes 5395

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
4591 Current Rating: 4591 + 4529 = 9120 votesCurrent Rating: 4591 + 4529 = 9120 votes 4529

[522] 26: Hey babe
4570 Current Rating: 4570 + 4535 = 9105 votesCurrent Rating: 4570 + 4535 = 9105 votes 4535

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
7532 Current Rating: 7532 + 7419 = 14951 votesCurrent Rating: 7532 + 7419 = 14951 votes 7419

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
9283 Current Rating: 9283 + 11018 = 20301 votesCurrent Rating: 9283 + 11018 = 20301 votes 11018

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
27020 Current Rating: 27020 + 27884 = 54904 votesCurrent Rating: 27020 + 27884 = 54904 votes 27884

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
11514 Current Rating: 11514 + 13632 = 25146 votesCurrent Rating: 11514 + 13632 = 25146 votes 13632

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
14643 Current Rating: 14643 + 17262 = 31905 votesCurrent Rating: 14643 + 17262 = 31905 votes 17262

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
12683 Current Rating: 12683 + 15336 = 28019 votesCurrent Rating: 12683 + 15336 = 28019 votes 15336

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
29475 Current Rating: 29475 + 29878 = 59353 votesCurrent Rating: 29475 + 29878 = 59353 votes 29878

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
44510 Current Rating: 44510 + 46502 = 91012 votesCurrent Rating: 44510 + 46502 = 91012 votes 46502

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
26918 Current Rating: 26918 + 27094 = 54012 votesCurrent Rating: 26918 + 27094 = 54012 votes 27094

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
14189 Current Rating: 14189 + 15781 = 29970 votesCurrent Rating: 14189 + 15781 = 29970 votes 15781

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
29258 Current Rating: 29258 + 31026 = 60284 votesCurrent Rating: 29258 + 31026 = 60284 votes 31026

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
4299 Current Rating: 4299 + 3670 = 7969 votesCurrent Rating: 4299 + 3670 = 7969 votes 3670

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
30902 Current Rating: 30902 + 37724 = 68626 votesCurrent Rating: 30902 + 37724 = 68626 votes 37724

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
8256 Current Rating: 8256 + 9834 = 18090 votesCurrent Rating: 8256 + 9834 = 18090 votes 9834

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
14963 Current Rating: 14963 + 17447 = 32410 votesCurrent Rating: 14963 + 17447 = 32410 votes 17447

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
11889 Current Rating: 11889 + 13502 = 25391 votesCurrent Rating: 11889 + 13502 = 25391 votes 13502

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
10200 Current Rating: 10200 + 11187 = 21387 votesCurrent Rating: 10200 + 11187 = 21387 votes 11187


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
30693 Current Rating: 30693 + 32942 = 63635 votesCurrent Rating: 30693 + 32942 = 63635 votes 32942

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
6893 Current Rating: 6893 + 6235 = 13128 votesCurrent Rating: 6893 + 6235 = 13128 votes 6235

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
6167 Current Rating: 6167 + 7164 = 13331 votesCurrent Rating: 6167 + 7164 = 13331 votes 7164

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
9958 Current Rating: 9958 + 12253 = 22211 votesCurrent Rating: 9958 + 12253 = 22211 votes 12253

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
8214 Current Rating: 8214 + 9953 = 18167 votesCurrent Rating: 8214 + 9953 = 18167 votes 9953

[499] 23: You need to cut down
8690 Current Rating: 8690 + 10775 = 19465 votesCurrent Rating: 8690 + 10775 = 19465 votes 10775

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
6392 Current Rating: 6392 + 5708 = 12100 votesCurrent Rating: 6392 + 5708 = 12100 votes 5708

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
7802 Current Rating: 7802 + 7053 = 14855 votesCurrent Rating: 7802 + 7053 = 14855 votes 7053

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
7063 Current Rating: 7063 + 6202 = 13265 votesCurrent Rating: 7063 + 6202 = 13265 votes 6202

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
15741 Current Rating: 15741 + 20863 = 36604 votesCurrent Rating: 15741 + 20863 = 36604 votes 20863

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
16274 Current Rating: 16274 + 17934 = 34208 votesCurrent Rating: 16274 + 17934 = 34208 votes 17934

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
11305 Current Rating: 11305 + 13097 = 24402 votesCurrent Rating: 11305 + 13097 = 24402 votes 13097

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
10548 Current Rating: 10548 + 11615 = 22163 votesCurrent Rating: 10548 + 11615 = 22163 votes 11615

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
10209 Current Rating: 10209 + 10703 = 20912 votesCurrent Rating: 10209 + 10703 = 20912 votes 10703

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
9288 Current Rating: 9288 + 11311 = 20599 votesCurrent Rating: 9288 + 11311 = 20599 votes 11311

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
23843 Current Rating: 23843 + 25808 = 49651 votesCurrent Rating: 23843 + 25808 = 49651 votes 25808

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
14747 Current Rating: 14747 + 16185 = 30932 votesCurrent Rating: 14747 + 16185 = 30932 votes 16185

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
11810 Current Rating: 11810 + 13691 = 25501 votesCurrent Rating: 11810 + 13691 = 25501 votes 13691

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
12134 Current Rating: 12134 + 14104 = 26238 votesCurrent Rating: 12134 + 14104 = 26238 votes 14104

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
13226 Current Rating: 13226 + 15530 = 28756 votesCurrent Rating: 13226 + 15530 = 28756 votes 15530

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
33765 Current Rating: 33765 + 37443 = 71208 votesCurrent Rating: 33765 + 37443 = 71208 votes 37443

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
11717 Current Rating: 11717 + 13673 = 25390 votesCurrent Rating: 11717 + 13673 = 25390 votes 13673


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
12913 Current Rating: 12913 + 15175 = 28088 votesCurrent Rating: 12913 + 15175 = 28088 votes 15175

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
14887 Current Rating: 14887 + 15723 = 30610 votesCurrent Rating: 14887 + 15723 = 30610 votes 15723

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
15548 Current Rating: 15548 + 16317 = 31865 votesCurrent Rating: 15548 + 16317 = 31865 votes 16317

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
29429 Current Rating: 29429 + 31084 = 60513 votesCurrent Rating: 29429 + 31084 = 60513 votes 31084

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
15495 Current Rating: 15495 + 16454 = 31949 votesCurrent Rating: 15495 + 16454 = 31949 votes 16454

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
35649 Current Rating: 35649 + 39386 = 75035 votesCurrent Rating: 35649 + 39386 = 75035 votes 39386

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
13314 Current Rating: 13314 + 15096 = 28410 votesCurrent Rating: 13314 + 15096 = 28410 votes 15096

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
12955 Current Rating: 12955 + 14982 = 27937 votesCurrent Rating: 12955 + 14982 = 27937 votes 14982

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
29673 Current Rating: 29673 + 31190 = 60863 votesCurrent Rating: 29673 + 31190 = 60863 votes 31190

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
12114 Current Rating: 12114 + 13977 = 26091 votesCurrent Rating: 12114 + 13977 = 26091 votes 13977

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
16892 Current Rating: 16892 + 16845 = 33737 votesCurrent Rating: 16892 + 16845 = 33737 votes 16845

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
14271 Current Rating: 14271 + 15779 = 30050 votesCurrent Rating: 14271 + 15779 = 30050 votes 15779

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
14197 Current Rating: 14197 + 15512 = 29709 votesCurrent Rating: 14197 + 15512 = 29709 votes 15512

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
9619 Current Rating: 9619 + 11264 = 20883 votesCurrent Rating: 9619 + 11264 = 20883 votes 11264

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
7867 Current Rating: 7867 + 9288 = 17155 votesCurrent Rating: 7867 + 9288 = 17155 votes 9288

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
8706 Current Rating: 8706 + 10178 = 18884 votesCurrent Rating: 8706 + 10178 = 18884 votes 10178

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
11967 Current Rating: 11967 + 13121 = 25088 votesCurrent Rating: 11967 + 13121 = 25088 votes 13121

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
8162 Current Rating: 8162 + 9146 = 17308 votesCurrent Rating: 8162 + 9146 = 17308 votes 9146

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
7186 Current Rating: 7186 + 6750 = 13936 votesCurrent Rating: 7186 + 6750 = 13936 votes 6750

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
7978 Current Rating: 7978 + 10256 = 18234 votesCurrent Rating: 7978 + 10256 = 18234 votes 10256

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
17001 Current Rating: 17001 + 19452 = 36453 votesCurrent Rating: 17001 + 19452 = 36453 votes 19452


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
13206 Current Rating: 13206 + 15161 = 28367 votesCurrent Rating: 13206 + 15161 = 28367 votes 15161

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
7006 Current Rating: 7006 + 8866 = 15872 votesCurrent Rating: 7006 + 8866 = 15872 votes 8866

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
4341 Current Rating: 4341 + 5290 = 9631 votesCurrent Rating: 4341 + 5290 = 9631 votes 5290

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
6789 Current Rating: 6789 + 9408 = 16197 votesCurrent Rating: 6789 + 9408 = 16197 votes 9408

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
5867 Current Rating: 5867 + 8531 = 14398 votesCurrent Rating: 5867 + 8531 = 14398 votes 8531

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
8912 Current Rating: 8912 + 10122 = 19034 votesCurrent Rating: 8912 + 10122 = 19034 votes 10122

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
7261 Current Rating: 7261 + 8538 = 15799 votesCurrent Rating: 7261 + 8538 = 15799 votes 8538

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
4322 Current Rating: 4322 + 3977 = 8299 votesCurrent Rating: 4322 + 3977 = 8299 votes 3977

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
5819 Current Rating: 5819 + 8755 = 14574 votesCurrent Rating: 5819 + 8755 = 14574 votes 8755

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
5074 Current Rating: 5074 + 4296 = 9370 votesCurrent Rating: 5074 + 4296 = 9370 votes 4296

[451] 15: You women are so vain
3847 Current Rating: 3847 + 2921 = 6768 votesCurrent Rating: 3847 + 2921 = 6768 votes 2921

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
6416 Current Rating: 6416 + 8375 = 14791 votesCurrent Rating: 6416 + 8375 = 14791 votes 8375

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
5644 Current Rating: 5644 + 6529 = 12173 votesCurrent Rating: 5644 + 6529 = 12173 votes 6529

[448] 12: Sheís hot
8219 Current Rating: 8219 + 9062 = 17281 votesCurrent Rating: 8219 + 9062 = 17281 votes 9062

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
6281 Current Rating: 6281 + 5720 = 12001 votesCurrent Rating: 6281 + 5720 = 12001 votes 5720

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
4874 Current Rating: 4874 + 5753 = 10627 votesCurrent Rating: 4874 + 5753 = 10627 votes 5753

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
9491 Current Rating: 9491 + 11575 = 21066 votesCurrent Rating: 9491 + 11575 = 21066 votes 11575

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
4833 Current Rating: 4833 + 4172 = 9005 votesCurrent Rating: 4833 + 4172 = 9005 votes 4172

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
7409 Current Rating: 7409 + 8238 = 15647 votesCurrent Rating: 7409 + 8238 = 15647 votes 8238

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
8148 Current Rating: 8148 + 9891 = 18039 votesCurrent Rating: 8148 + 9891 = 18039 votes 9891

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
19910 Current Rating: 19910 + 22762 = 42672 votesCurrent Rating: 19910 + 22762 = 42672 votes 22762


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
5361 Current Rating: 5361 + 4647 = 10008 votesCurrent Rating: 5361 + 4647 = 10008 votes 4647

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
7929 Current Rating: 7929 + 10257 = 18186 votesCurrent Rating: 7929 + 10257 = 18186 votes 10257

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
2183 Current Rating: 2183 + 2526 = 4709 votesCurrent Rating: 2183 + 2526 = 4709 votes 2526

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
41405 Current Rating: 41405 + 42244 = 83649 votesCurrent Rating: 41405 + 42244 = 83649 votes 42244

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
18293 Current Rating: 18293 + 20587 = 38880 votesCurrent Rating: 18293 + 20587 = 38880 votes 20587

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
4797 Current Rating: 4797 + 5821 = 10618 votesCurrent Rating: 4797 + 5821 = 10618 votes 5821

[434] 21: If you went camping
5569 Current Rating: 5569 + 5080 = 10649 votesCurrent Rating: 5569 + 5080 = 10649 votes 5080

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
15897 Current Rating: 15897 + 24773 = 40670 votesCurrent Rating: 15897 + 24773 = 40670 votes 24773

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
16656 Current Rating: 16656 + 24671 = 41327 votesCurrent Rating: 16656 + 24671 = 41327 votes 24671

[431] 14: I saw a news program
7096 Current Rating: 7096 + 7820 = 14916 votesCurrent Rating: 7096 + 7820 = 14916 votes 7820

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
6324 Current Rating: 6324 + 7792 = 14116 votesCurrent Rating: 6324 + 7792 = 14116 votes 7792

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
4606 Current Rating: 4606 + 4060 = 8666 votesCurrent Rating: 4606 + 4060 = 8666 votes 4060

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
6914 Current Rating: 6914 + 10222 = 17136 votesCurrent Rating: 6914 + 10222 = 17136 votes 10222

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
5692 Current Rating: 5692 + 7652 = 13344 votesCurrent Rating: 5692 + 7652 = 13344 votes 7652

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
4783 Current Rating: 4783 + 3986 = 8769 votesCurrent Rating: 4783 + 3986 = 8769 votes 3986

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
14953 Current Rating: 14953 + 15364 = 30317 votesCurrent Rating: 14953 + 15364 = 30317 votes 15364

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
4588 Current Rating: 4588 + 5583 = 10171 votesCurrent Rating: 4588 + 5583 = 10171 votes 5583

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
5584 Current Rating: 5584 + 5433 = 11017 votesCurrent Rating: 5584 + 5433 = 11017 votes 5433

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
5696 Current Rating: 5696 + 8058 = 13754 votesCurrent Rating: 5696 + 8058 = 13754 votes 8058


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
5683 Current Rating: 5683 + 5058 = 10741 votesCurrent Rating: 5683 + 5058 = 10741 votes 5058

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
6254 Current Rating: 6254 + 8207 = 14461 votesCurrent Rating: 6254 + 8207 = 14461 votes 8207

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3840 Current Rating: 3840 + 3346 = 7186 votesCurrent Rating: 3840 + 3346 = 7186 votes 3346

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
5846 Current Rating: 5846 + 7774 = 13620 votesCurrent Rating: 5846 + 7774 = 13620 votes 7774

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
5453 Current Rating: 5453 + 4620 = 10073 votesCurrent Rating: 5453 + 4620 = 10073 votes 4620

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
5892 Current Rating: 5892 + 7813 = 13705 votesCurrent Rating: 5892 + 7813 = 13705 votes 7813

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
8666 Current Rating: 8666 + 11437 = 20103 votesCurrent Rating: 8666 + 11437 = 20103 votes 11437

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
10876 Current Rating: 10876 + 12914 = 23790 votesCurrent Rating: 10876 + 12914 = 23790 votes 12914

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
10623 Current Rating: 10623 + 12492 = 23115 votesCurrent Rating: 10623 + 12492 = 23115 votes 12492

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
5985 Current Rating: 5985 + 5056 = 11041 votesCurrent Rating: 5985 + 5056 = 11041 votes 5056

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
5703 Current Rating: 5703 + 4940 = 10643 votesCurrent Rating: 5703 + 4940 = 10643 votes 4940

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
10173 Current Rating: 10173 + 11809 = 21982 votesCurrent Rating: 10173 + 11809 = 21982 votes 11809

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
6345 Current Rating: 6345 + 5488 = 11833 votesCurrent Rating: 6345 + 5488 = 11833 votes 5488

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
6481 Current Rating: 6481 + 5544 = 12025 votesCurrent Rating: 6481 + 5544 = 12025 votes 5544

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
7667 Current Rating: 7667 + 9433 = 17100 votesCurrent Rating: 7667 + 9433 = 17100 votes 9433

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
6677 Current Rating: 6677 + 6992 = 13669 votesCurrent Rating: 6677 + 6992 = 13669 votes 6992

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
16760 Current Rating: 16760 + 18574 = 35334 votesCurrent Rating: 16760 + 18574 = 35334 votes 18574

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
6922 Current Rating: 6922 + 7749 = 14671 votesCurrent Rating: 6922 + 7749 = 14671 votes 7749

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
3549 Current Rating: 3549 + 5558 = 9107 votesCurrent Rating: 3549 + 5558 = 9107 votes 5558

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
6186 Current Rating: 6186 + 7646 = 13832 votesCurrent Rating: 6186 + 7646 = 13832 votes 7646


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
16285 Current Rating: 16285 + 17428 = 33713 votesCurrent Rating: 16285 + 17428 = 33713 votes 17428

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
12676 Current Rating: 12676 + 13184 = 25860 votesCurrent Rating: 12676 + 13184 = 25860 votes 13184

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
6289 Current Rating: 6289 + 7099 = 13388 votesCurrent Rating: 6289 + 7099 = 13388 votes 7099

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
15551 Current Rating: 15551 + 17688 = 33239 votesCurrent Rating: 15551 + 17688 = 33239 votes 17688

[397] 15: I Love you
40222 Current Rating: 40222 + 41181 = 81403 votesCurrent Rating: 40222 + 41181 = 81403 votes 41181

[396] 14: Hey, come on
8314 Current Rating: 8314 + 9728 = 18042 votesCurrent Rating: 8314 + 9728 = 18042 votes 9728

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
61237 Current Rating: 61237 + 63619 = 124856 votesCurrent Rating: 61237 + 63619 = 124856 votes 63619

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
6059 Current Rating: 6059 + 7971 = 14030 votesCurrent Rating: 6059 + 7971 = 14030 votes 7971

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
6119 Current Rating: 6119 + 8018 = 14137 votesCurrent Rating: 6119 + 8018 = 14137 votes 8018

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
6617 Current Rating: 6617 + 5819 = 12436 votesCurrent Rating: 6617 + 5819 = 12436 votes 5819

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
5887 Current Rating: 5887 + 4932 = 10819 votesCurrent Rating: 5887 + 4932 = 10819 votes 4932

[390] 4: What are you doing?
6675 Current Rating: 6675 + 7660 = 14335 votesCurrent Rating: 6675 + 7660 = 14335 votes 7660

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
10847 Current Rating: 10847 + 12184 = 23031 votesCurrent Rating: 10847 + 12184 = 23031 votes 12184


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
7951 Current Rating: 7951 + 8881 = 16832 votesCurrent Rating: 7951 + 8881 = 16832 votes 8881

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
6163 Current Rating: 6163 + 5520 = 11683 votesCurrent Rating: 6163 + 5520 = 11683 votes 5520

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
18845 Current Rating: 18845 + 20696 = 39541 votesCurrent Rating: 18845 + 20696 = 39541 votes 20696

[385] 25: Can you please call security
11815 Current Rating: 11815 + 14449 = 26264 votesCurrent Rating: 11815 + 14449 = 26264 votes 14449

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
5631 Current Rating: 5631 + 4812 = 10443 votesCurrent Rating: 5631 + 4812 = 10443 votes 4812

[383] 23: This book says
6562 Current Rating: 6562 + 7417 = 13979 votesCurrent Rating: 6562 + 7417 = 13979 votes 7417

[382] 22: Tell your mother
6638 Current Rating: 6638 + 8596 = 15234 votesCurrent Rating: 6638 + 8596 = 15234 votes 8596

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
12878 Current Rating: 12878 + 14700 = 27578 votesCurrent Rating: 12878 + 14700 = 27578 votes 14700

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
7548 Current Rating: 7548 + 9425 = 16973 votesCurrent Rating: 7548 + 9425 = 16973 votes 9425

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
6750 Current Rating: 6750 + 5850 = 12600 votesCurrent Rating: 6750 + 5850 = 12600 votes 5850

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
17144 Current Rating: 17144 + 20336 = 37480 votesCurrent Rating: 17144 + 20336 = 37480 votes 20336

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
16459 Current Rating: 16459 + 17468 = 33927 votesCurrent Rating: 16459 + 17468 = 33927 votes 17468

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
12108 Current Rating: 12108 + 15020 = 27128 votesCurrent Rating: 12108 + 15020 = 27128 votes 15020

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
9704 Current Rating: 9704 + 11694 = 21398 votesCurrent Rating: 9704 + 11694 = 21398 votes 11694

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
8839 Current Rating: 8839 + 9698 = 18537 votesCurrent Rating: 8839 + 9698 = 18537 votes 9698

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
6820 Current Rating: 6820 + 8244 = 15064 votesCurrent Rating: 6820 + 8244 = 15064 votes 8244

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
12967 Current Rating: 12967 + 14677 = 27644 votesCurrent Rating: 12967 + 14677 = 27644 votes 14677

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
18212 Current Rating: 18212 + 20600 = 38812 votesCurrent Rating: 18212 + 20600 = 38812 votes 20600


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
13573 Current Rating: 13573 + 15340 = 28913 votesCurrent Rating: 13573 + 15340 = 28913 votes 15340

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
8729 Current Rating: 8729 + 10418 = 19147 votesCurrent Rating: 8729 + 10418 = 19147 votes 10418

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
7830 Current Rating: 7830 + 9329 = 17159 votesCurrent Rating: 7830 + 9329 = 17159 votes 9329

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
6975 Current Rating: 6975 + 9416 = 16391 votesCurrent Rating: 6975 + 9416 = 16391 votes 9416

[366] 22: You look like crap
7164 Current Rating: 7164 + 8762 = 15926 votesCurrent Rating: 7164 + 8762 = 15926 votes 8762

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
15753 Current Rating: 15753 + 15997 = 31750 votesCurrent Rating: 15753 + 15997 = 31750 votes 15997

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
16143 Current Rating: 16143 + 19652 = 35795 votesCurrent Rating: 16143 + 19652 = 35795 votes 19652

[363] 16: What happened to him?
9902 Current Rating: 9902 + 12730 = 22632 votesCurrent Rating: 9902 + 12730 = 22632 votes 12730

[362] 15: What was shopping like
5890 Current Rating: 5890 + 6207 = 12097 votesCurrent Rating: 5890 + 6207 = 12097 votes 6207

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
6263 Current Rating: 6263 + 6105 = 12368 votesCurrent Rating: 6263 + 6105 = 12368 votes 6105

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
8297 Current Rating: 8297 + 9606 = 17903 votesCurrent Rating: 8297 + 9606 = 17903 votes 9606

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
6684 Current Rating: 6684 + 9292 = 15976 votesCurrent Rating: 6684 + 9292 = 15976 votes 9292

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
7168 Current Rating: 7168 + 6262 = 13430 votesCurrent Rating: 7168 + 6262 = 13430 votes 6262

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
15742 Current Rating: 15742 + 18697 = 34439 votesCurrent Rating: 15742 + 18697 = 34439 votes 18697

[356] 3: What are you doing?
5963 Current Rating: 5963 + 5507 = 11470 votesCurrent Rating: 5963 + 5507 = 11470 votes 5507

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
6119 Current Rating: 6119 + 5546 = 11665 votesCurrent Rating: 6119 + 5546 = 11665 votes 5546

[354] 1: In the old days
7912 Current Rating: 7912 + 9871 = 17783 votesCurrent Rating: 7912 + 9871 = 17783 votes 9871


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
10523 Current Rating: 10523 + 12089 = 22612 votesCurrent Rating: 10523 + 12089 = 22612 votes 12089

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
6527 Current Rating: 6527 + 5884 = 12411 votesCurrent Rating: 6527 + 5884 = 12411 votes 5884

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
5270 Current Rating: 5270 + 4610 = 9880 votesCurrent Rating: 5270 + 4610 = 9880 votes 4610

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
5844 Current Rating: 5844 + 6824 = 12668 votesCurrent Rating: 5844 + 6824 = 12668 votes 6824

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
6312 Current Rating: 6312 + 5431 = 11743 votesCurrent Rating: 6312 + 5431 = 11743 votes 5431

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
6212 Current Rating: 6212 + 5760 = 11972 votesCurrent Rating: 6212 + 5760 = 11972 votes 5760

[347] 19: Left a bit...
6513 Current Rating: 6513 + 7535 = 14048 votesCurrent Rating: 6513 + 7535 = 14048 votes 7535

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
5726 Current Rating: 5726 + 4958 = 10684 votesCurrent Rating: 5726 + 4958 = 10684 votes 4958

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
5602 Current Rating: 5602 + 5051 = 10653 votesCurrent Rating: 5602 + 5051 = 10653 votes 5051

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
6690 Current Rating: 6690 + 9331 = 16021 votesCurrent Rating: 6690 + 9331 = 16021 votes 9331

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
7288 Current Rating: 7288 + 8545 = 15833 votesCurrent Rating: 7288 + 8545 = 15833 votes 8545

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
5249 Current Rating: 5249 + 4761 = 10010 votesCurrent Rating: 5249 + 4761 = 10010 votes 4761

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
6941 Current Rating: 6941 + 6821 = 13762 votesCurrent Rating: 6941 + 6821 = 13762 votes 6821






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