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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
9562 Current Rating: 9562 + 10477 = 20039 votesCurrent Rating: 9562 + 10477 = 20039 votes 10477

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
2318 Current Rating: 2318 + 2161 = 4479 votesCurrent Rating: 2318 + 2161 = 4479 votes 2161

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1244 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1244 = 2444 votes 1244

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1946 Current Rating: 1946 + 1676 = 3622 votesCurrent Rating: 1946 + 1676 = 3622 votes 1676

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1378 = 2884 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1378 = 2884 votes 1378

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
2658 Current Rating: 2658 + 2060 = 4718 votesCurrent Rating: 2658 + 2060 = 4718 votes 2060

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1653 Current Rating: 1653 + 1748 = 3401 votesCurrent Rating: 1653 + 1748 = 3401 votes 1748

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1764 Current Rating: 1764 + 1647 = 3411 votesCurrent Rating: 1764 + 1647 = 3411 votes 1647

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 988 = 2061 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 988 = 2061 votes 988

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 1392 = 2929 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 1392 = 2929 votes 1392

[783] 7: What now?
2041 Current Rating: 2041 + 2017 = 4058 votesCurrent Rating: 2041 + 2017 = 4058 votes 2017

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1701 Current Rating: 1701 + 1772 = 3473 votesCurrent Rating: 1701 + 1772 = 3473 votes 1772

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1387 = 2731 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1387 = 2731 votes 1387

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1415 = 2792 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1415 = 2792 votes 1415

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1722 Current Rating: 1722 + 2086 = 3808 votesCurrent Rating: 1722 + 2086 = 3808 votes 2086


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
2038 Current Rating: 2038 + 1951 = 3989 votesCurrent Rating: 2038 + 1951 = 3989 votes 1951

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 2873 = 4549 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 2873 = 4549 votes 2873

[776] 28: Are you awake?
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 1439 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 1439 = 2778 votes 1439

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1748 Current Rating: 1748 + 2063 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 1748 + 2063 = 3811 votes 2063

[774] 26: When I got home last night
2043 Current Rating: 2043 + 1893 = 3936 votesCurrent Rating: 2043 + 1893 = 3936 votes 1893

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
3782 Current Rating: 3782 + 3014 = 6796 votesCurrent Rating: 3782 + 3014 = 6796 votes 3014

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1772 Current Rating: 1772 + 2039 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 1772 + 2039 = 3811 votes 2039

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1130 = 2425 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1130 = 2425 votes 1130

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1243 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1243 = 2689 votes 1243

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
2130 Current Rating: 2130 + 2255 = 4385 votesCurrent Rating: 2130 + 2255 = 4385 votes 2255

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1426 = 2980 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1426 = 2980 votes 1426

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
2001 Current Rating: 2001 + 1663 = 3664 votesCurrent Rating: 2001 + 1663 = 3664 votes 1663

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
2762 Current Rating: 2762 + 1744 = 4506 votesCurrent Rating: 2762 + 1744 = 4506 votes 1744

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1242 = 2522 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1242 = 2522 votes 1242

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1411 = 2897 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1411 = 2897 votes 1411

[763] 8: Would you love me more
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1217 = 2542 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1217 = 2542 votes 1217

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
3480 Current Rating: 3480 + 2436 = 5916 votesCurrent Rating: 3480 + 2436 = 5916 votes 2436

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1267 = 2479 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1267 = 2479 votes 1267

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1421 = 2774 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1421 = 2774 votes 1421

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
2143 Current Rating: 2143 + 2216 = 4359 votesCurrent Rating: 2143 + 2216 = 4359 votes 2216

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2254 Current Rating: 2254 + 2387 = 4641 votesCurrent Rating: 2254 + 2387 = 4641 votes 2387


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1668 Current Rating: 1668 + 1822 = 3490 votesCurrent Rating: 1668 + 1822 = 3490 votes 1822

[756] 30: Good morning sir
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 1204 = 2393 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 1204 = 2393 votes 1204

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1522 = 3136 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1522 = 3136 votes 1522

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
2213 Current Rating: 2213 + 1843 = 4056 votesCurrent Rating: 2213 + 1843 = 4056 votes 1843

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1747 Current Rating: 1747 + 1610 = 3357 votesCurrent Rating: 1747 + 1610 = 3357 votes 1610

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
2142 Current Rating: 2142 + 1641 = 3783 votesCurrent Rating: 2142 + 1641 = 3783 votes 1641

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1769 = 3421 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1769 = 3421 votes 1769

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1371 = 2638 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1371 = 2638 votes 1371

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 1170 = 2390 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 1170 = 2390 votes 1170

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1728 Current Rating: 1728 + 1601 = 3329 votesCurrent Rating: 1728 + 1601 = 3329 votes 1601

[747] 17: See you later
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1288 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1288 = 2605 votes 1288

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 1277 = 2649 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 1277 = 2649 votes 1277

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
2374 Current Rating: 2374 + 1356 = 3730 votesCurrent Rating: 2374 + 1356 = 3730 votes 1356

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
27384 Current Rating: 27384 + 25494 = 52878 votesCurrent Rating: 27384 + 25494 = 52878 votes 25494

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
5649 Current Rating: 5649 + 6569 = 12218 votesCurrent Rating: 5649 + 6569 = 12218 votes 6569

[742] 10: You look miserable
2115 Current Rating: 2115 + 1775 = 3890 votesCurrent Rating: 2115 + 1775 = 3890 votes 1775

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1520 Current Rating: 1520 + 1561 = 3081 votesCurrent Rating: 1520 + 1561 = 3081 votes 1561

[740] 8: What are you reading?
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1323 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1323 = 2689 votes 1323

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1789 Current Rating: 1789 + 1728 = 3517 votesCurrent Rating: 1789 + 1728 = 3517 votes 1728

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1447 = 2834 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1447 = 2834 votes 1447

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
2027 Current Rating: 2027 + 1848 = 3875 votesCurrent Rating: 2027 + 1848 = 3875 votes 1848

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
90931 Current Rating: 90931 + 84780 = 175711 votesCurrent Rating: 90931 + 84780 = 175711 votes 84780

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
164091 Current Rating: 164091 + 166133 = 330224 votesCurrent Rating: 164091 + 166133 = 330224 votes 166133


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1742 Current Rating: 1742 + 1882 = 3624 votesCurrent Rating: 1742 + 1882 = 3624 votes 1882

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
8146 Current Rating: 8146 + 8102 = 16248 votesCurrent Rating: 8146 + 8102 = 16248 votes 8102

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1944 Current Rating: 1944 + 1763 = 3707 votesCurrent Rating: 1944 + 1763 = 3707 votes 1763

[731] 21: What have you got there?
2367 Current Rating: 2367 + 2032 = 4399 votesCurrent Rating: 2367 + 2032 = 4399 votes 2032

[730] 20: Where have you been?
15615 Current Rating: 15615 + 18185 = 33800 votesCurrent Rating: 15615 + 18185 = 33800 votes 18185

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1718 Current Rating: 1718 + 1579 = 3297 votesCurrent Rating: 1718 + 1579 = 3297 votes 1579

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1315 = 2523 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1315 = 2523 votes 1315

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
3121 Current Rating: 3121 + 4103 = 7224 votesCurrent Rating: 3121 + 4103 = 7224 votes 4103

[726] 14: Do you know what
1948 Current Rating: 1948 + 1656 = 3604 votesCurrent Rating: 1948 + 1656 = 3604 votes 1656

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1507 = 3013 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1507 = 3013 votes 1507

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1218 = 2417 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1218 = 2417 votes 1218

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1762 Current Rating: 1762 + 1506 = 3268 votesCurrent Rating: 1762 + 1506 = 3268 votes 1506

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 1191 = 2704 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 1191 = 2704 votes 1191

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1179 = 2361 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1179 = 2361 votes 1179

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1553 = 3356 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1553 = 3356 votes 1553

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1587 Current Rating: 1587 + 1825 = 3412 votesCurrent Rating: 1587 + 1825 = 3412 votes 1825

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1426 Current Rating: 1426 + 1088 = 2514 votesCurrent Rating: 1426 + 1088 = 2514 votes 1088


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1632 Current Rating: 1632 + 2051 = 3683 votesCurrent Rating: 1632 + 2051 = 3683 votes 2051

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 1450 = 3022 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 1450 = 3022 votes 1450

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1167 = 2568 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1167 = 2568 votes 1167

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
1341 Current Rating: 1341 + 1344 = 2685 votesCurrent Rating: 1341 + 1344 = 2685 votes 1344

[713] 27: And now Mom?
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1083 = 2371 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1083 = 2371 votes 1083

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1422 = 2837 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1422 = 2837 votes 1422

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1726 Current Rating: 1726 + 2257 = 3983 votesCurrent Rating: 1726 + 2257 = 3983 votes 2257

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1408 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1408 = 2778 votes 1408

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1499 = 2914 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1499 = 2914 votes 1499

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1326 Current Rating: 1326 + 1264 = 2590 votesCurrent Rating: 1326 + 1264 = 2590 votes 1264

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 1055 = 2224 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 1055 = 2224 votes 1055

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1072 = 2560 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1072 = 2560 votes 1072

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 1948 = 3619 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 1948 = 3619 votes 1948

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
3549 Current Rating: 3549 + 2977 = 6526 votesCurrent Rating: 3549 + 2977 = 6526 votes 2977

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1941 Current Rating: 1941 + 1679 = 3620 votesCurrent Rating: 1941 + 1679 = 3620 votes 1679

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1929 = 3504 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1929 = 3504 votes 1929

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1561 = 2950 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1561 = 2950 votes 1561

[700] 6: There, all finished
1818 Current Rating: 1818 + 1905 = 3723 votesCurrent Rating: 1818 + 1905 = 3723 votes 1905

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 962 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 962 = 2162 votes 962

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1452 Current Rating: 1452 + 1179 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1452 + 1179 = 2631 votes 1179

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1903 Current Rating: 1903 + 1558 = 3461 votesCurrent Rating: 1903 + 1558 = 3461 votes 1558


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1714 Current Rating: 1714 + 1664 = 3378 votesCurrent Rating: 1714 + 1664 = 3378 votes 1664

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1696 = 3346 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1696 = 3346 votes 1696

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1816 Current Rating: 1816 + 1707 = 3523 votesCurrent Rating: 1816 + 1707 = 3523 votes 1707

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
977 Current Rating: 977 + 1022 = 1999 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 1022 = 1999 votes 1022

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1862 Current Rating: 1862 + 1619 = 3481 votesCurrent Rating: 1862 + 1619 = 3481 votes 1619

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1264 = 2430 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1264 = 2430 votes 1264

[690] 23: The papers are signed
3312 Current Rating: 3312 + 1494 = 4806 votesCurrent Rating: 3312 + 1494 = 4806 votes 1494

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
87635 Current Rating: 87635 + 84581 = 172216 votesCurrent Rating: 87635 + 84581 = 172216 votes 84581

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1755 Current Rating: 1755 + 1647 = 3402 votesCurrent Rating: 1755 + 1647 = 3402 votes 1647

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 1099 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 1099 = 2229 votes 1099

[686] 17: I have something to confess
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 1252 = 2486 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 1252 = 2486 votes 1252

[685] 16: How your location can change
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1584 = 2983 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1584 = 2983 votes 1584

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1871 Current Rating: 1871 + 2177 = 4048 votesCurrent Rating: 1871 + 2177 = 4048 votes 2177

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
2362 Current Rating: 2362 + 1621 = 3983 votesCurrent Rating: 2362 + 1621 = 3983 votes 1621

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
2907 Current Rating: 2907 + 3302 = 6209 votesCurrent Rating: 2907 + 3302 = 6209 votes 3302

[681] 9: Why does everything
1711 Current Rating: 1711 + 1621 = 3332 votesCurrent Rating: 1711 + 1621 = 3332 votes 1621

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1844 Current Rating: 1844 + 1448 = 3292 votesCurrent Rating: 1844 + 1448 = 3292 votes 1448

[679] 5: You re late again
1145 Current Rating: 1145 + 1102 = 2247 votesCurrent Rating: 1145 + 1102 = 2247 votes 1102

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
2090 Current Rating: 2090 + 2003 = 4093 votesCurrent Rating: 2090 + 2003 = 4093 votes 2003

[677] 3: What s the difference
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1249 = 2448 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1249 = 2448 votes 1249

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1643 = 3380 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1643 = 3380 votes 1643


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1384 = 2762 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1384 = 2762 votes 1384

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1783 = 3388 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1783 = 3388 votes 1783

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1203 = 2621 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1203 = 2621 votes 1203

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1537 = 2727 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1537 = 2727 votes 1537

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1562 Current Rating: 1562 + 1530 = 3092 votesCurrent Rating: 1562 + 1530 = 3092 votes 1530

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1047 = 2246 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1047 = 2246 votes 1047

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 1355 = 2727 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 1355 = 2727 votes 1355

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1670 Current Rating: 1670 + 2387 = 4057 votesCurrent Rating: 1670 + 2387 = 4057 votes 2387

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1154 = 2327 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1154 = 2327 votes 1154

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 1246 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 1246 = 2466 votes 1246

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 1264 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 1264 = 2498 votes 1264

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1492 = 2786 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1492 = 2786 votes 1492

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1518 = 2806 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1518 = 2806 votes 1518

[662] 11: You look miserable
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 1279 = 2459 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 1279 = 2459 votes 1279

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1884 = 3545 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1884 = 3545 votes 1884

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1465 = 2661 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1465 = 2661 votes 1465

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 1111 = 2331 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 1111 = 2331 votes 1111

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1403 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1403 = 2795 votes 1403

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1557 Current Rating: 1557 + 1532 = 3089 votesCurrent Rating: 1557 + 1532 = 3089 votes 1532

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1476 Current Rating: 1476 + 1410 = 2886 votesCurrent Rating: 1476 + 1410 = 2886 votes 1410


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
874 Current Rating: 874 + 978 = 1852 votesCurrent Rating: 874 + 978 = 1852 votes 978

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1232 = 2409 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1232 = 2409 votes 1232

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1439 Current Rating: 1439 + 1539 = 2978 votesCurrent Rating: 1439 + 1539 = 2978 votes 1539

[652] 28: How come men always look
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1403 = 2821 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1403 = 2821 votes 1403

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 1543 = 2990 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 1543 = 2990 votes 1543

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
1245 Current Rating: 1245 + 1050 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1245 + 1050 = 2295 votes 1050

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 1569 = 3106 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 1569 = 3106 votes 1569

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1187 = 2438 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1187 = 2438 votes 1187

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1090 = 2287 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1090 = 2287 votes 1090

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1466 Current Rating: 1466 + 1506 = 2972 votesCurrent Rating: 1466 + 1506 = 2972 votes 1506

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1162 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1162 = 2444 votes 1162

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 1076 = 2140 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 1076 = 2140 votes 1076

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1672 = 3261 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1672 = 3261 votes 1672

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 1247 = 2464 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 1247 = 2464 votes 1247

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1093 = 2286 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1093 = 2286 votes 1093

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 1202 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 1202 = 2394 votes 1202

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1089 = 2255 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1089 = 2255 votes 1089

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1365 = 2573 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1365 = 2573 votes 1365

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1444 Current Rating: 1444 + 1502 = 2946 votesCurrent Rating: 1444 + 1502 = 2946 votes 1502

[636] 3: When I die
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 2192 = 3887 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 2192 = 3887 votes 2192

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1249 = 2552 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1249 = 2552 votes 1249


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
1119 Current Rating: 1119 + 1235 = 2354 votesCurrent Rating: 1119 + 1235 = 2354 votes 1235

[633] 25: You are looking good
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1269 = 2463 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1269 = 2463 votes 1269

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1825 Current Rating: 1825 + 1737 = 3562 votesCurrent Rating: 1825 + 1737 = 3562 votes 1737

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
930 Current Rating: 930 + 1125 = 2055 votesCurrent Rating: 930 + 1125 = 2055 votes 1125

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1648 = 3008 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1648 = 3008 votes 1648

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 1220 = 2433 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 1220 = 2433 votes 1220

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1434 = 2926 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1434 = 2926 votes 1434

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1186 = 2277 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1186 = 2277 votes 1186

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1776 Current Rating: 1776 + 1975 = 3751 votesCurrent Rating: 1776 + 1975 = 3751 votes 1975

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1786 = 3346 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1786 = 3346 votes 1786

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
1299 Current Rating: 1299 + 1388 = 2687 votesCurrent Rating: 1299 + 1388 = 2687 votes 1388

[623] 11: What is the difference
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1615 = 3079 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1615 = 3079 votes 1615

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 1013 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 1013 = 2046 votes 1013

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1514 = 3006 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1514 = 3006 votes 1514

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1553 = 3002 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1553 = 3002 votes 1553

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1084 = 2280 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1084 = 2280 votes 1084


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1635 = 3031 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1635 = 3031 votes 1635

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
981 Current Rating: 981 + 1143 = 2124 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 1143 = 2124 votes 1143

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1714 = 3342 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1714 = 3342 votes 1714

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
1352 Current Rating: 1352 + 1384 = 2736 votesCurrent Rating: 1352 + 1384 = 2736 votes 1384

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 1943 = 3991 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 1943 = 3991 votes 1943

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1738 Current Rating: 1738 + 1621 = 3359 votesCurrent Rating: 1738 + 1621 = 3359 votes 1621

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
2520 Current Rating: 2520 + 2155 = 4675 votesCurrent Rating: 2520 + 2155 = 4675 votes 2155

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1124 = 2467 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1124 = 2467 votes 1124

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
1501 Current Rating: 1501 + 1572 = 3073 votesCurrent Rating: 1501 + 1572 = 3073 votes 1572

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 885 = 1901 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 885 = 1901 votes 885

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1255 Current Rating: 1255 + 1398 = 2653 votesCurrent Rating: 1255 + 1398 = 2653 votes 1398

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1230 = 2559 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1230 = 2559 votes 1230

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1146 = 2524 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1146 = 2524 votes 1146

[605] 12: When I was at school
2160 Current Rating: 2160 + 1936 = 4096 votesCurrent Rating: 2160 + 1936 = 4096 votes 1936

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1710 = 3126 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1710 = 3126 votes 1710

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
770 Current Rating: 770 + 821 = 1591 votesCurrent Rating: 770 + 821 = 1591 votes 821

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1556 = 2972 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1556 = 2972 votes 1556

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1275 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1275 = 2610 votes 1275

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1193 = 2469 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1193 = 2469 votes 1193


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1212 = 2500 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1212 = 2500 votes 1212

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 1331 = 2717 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 1331 = 2717 votes 1331

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5277 Current Rating: 5277 + 4678 = 9955 votesCurrent Rating: 5277 + 4678 = 9955 votes 4678

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
2081 Current Rating: 2081 + 1674 = 3755 votesCurrent Rating: 2081 + 1674 = 3755 votes 1674

[595] 23: You know some women
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1463 = 3113 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1463 = 3113 votes 1463

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 3304 = 7312 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 3304 = 7312 votes 3304

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2500 Current Rating: 2500 + 1860 = 4360 votesCurrent Rating: 2500 + 1860 = 4360 votes 1860

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1350 = 2983 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1350 = 2983 votes 1350

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 1302 = 2516 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 1302 = 2516 votes 1302

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2578 Current Rating: 2578 + 3793 = 6371 votesCurrent Rating: 2578 + 3793 = 6371 votes 3793

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1950 Current Rating: 1950 + 1791 = 3741 votesCurrent Rating: 1950 + 1791 = 3741 votes 1791

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3319 Current Rating: 3319 + 3053 = 6372 votesCurrent Rating: 3319 + 3053 = 6372 votes 3053

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1734 Current Rating: 1734 + 1764 = 3498 votesCurrent Rating: 1734 + 1764 = 3498 votes 1764

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1696 = 3261 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1696 = 3261 votes 1696

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1557 = 3029 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1557 = 3029 votes 1557

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1181 = 2281 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1181 = 2281 votes 1181

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1292 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1292 = 2504 votes 1292

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1797 Current Rating: 1797 + 2042 = 3839 votesCurrent Rating: 1797 + 2042 = 3839 votes 2042

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1736 Current Rating: 1736 + 1497 = 3233 votesCurrent Rating: 1736 + 1497 = 3233 votes 1497

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
5349 Current Rating: 5349 + 4330 = 9679 votesCurrent Rating: 5349 + 4330 = 9679 votes 4330

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
3079 Current Rating: 3079 + 2775 = 5854 votesCurrent Rating: 3079 + 2775 = 5854 votes 2775


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
2073 Current Rating: 2073 + 1650 = 3723 votesCurrent Rating: 2073 + 1650 = 3723 votes 1650

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1134 = 2580 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1134 = 2580 votes 1134

[576] 27: What a babe
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1346 = 2747 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1346 = 2747 votes 1346

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 1044 = 2063 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 1044 = 2063 votes 1044

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1306 = 2622 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1306 = 2622 votes 1306

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1219 = 2672 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1219 = 2672 votes 1219

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4723 Current Rating: 4723 + 5051 = 9774 votesCurrent Rating: 4723 + 5051 = 9774 votes 5051

[571] 20: What is the difference
6306 Current Rating: 6306 + 6372 = 12678 votesCurrent Rating: 6306 + 6372 = 12678 votes 6372

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1199 = 2685 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1199 = 2685 votes 1199

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1825 Current Rating: 1825 + 1679 = 3504 votesCurrent Rating: 1825 + 1679 = 3504 votes 1679

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1247 = 2622 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1247 = 2622 votes 1247

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
1345 Current Rating: 1345 + 1430 = 2775 votesCurrent Rating: 1345 + 1430 = 2775 votes 1430

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1382 = 2942 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1382 = 2942 votes 1382

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1903 Current Rating: 1903 + 1427 = 3330 votesCurrent Rating: 1903 + 1427 = 3330 votes 1427

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1503 Current Rating: 1503 + 1703 = 3206 votesCurrent Rating: 1503 + 1703 = 3206 votes 1703

[563] 10: You look terrible
1969 Current Rating: 1969 + 1696 = 3665 votesCurrent Rating: 1969 + 1696 = 3665 votes 1696

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1850 Current Rating: 1850 + 1904 = 3754 votesCurrent Rating: 1850 + 1904 = 3754 votes 1904






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