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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
10227 Current Rating: 10227 + 10763 = 20990 votesCurrent Rating: 10227 + 10763 = 20990 votes 10763

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
2453 Current Rating: 2453 + 2236 = 4689 votesCurrent Rating: 2453 + 2236 = 4689 votes 2236

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1324 = 2583 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1324 = 2583 votes 1324

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
2070 Current Rating: 2070 + 1784 = 3854 votesCurrent Rating: 2070 + 1784 = 3854 votes 1784

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
1635 Current Rating: 1635 + 1512 = 3147 votesCurrent Rating: 1635 + 1512 = 3147 votes 1512

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
2937 Current Rating: 2937 + 2164 = 5101 votesCurrent Rating: 2937 + 2164 = 5101 votes 2164

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 1858 = 3577 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 1858 = 3577 votes 1858

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1863 Current Rating: 1863 + 1799 = 3662 votesCurrent Rating: 1863 + 1799 = 3662 votes 1799

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1032 = 2144 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1032 = 2144 votes 1032

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1616 Current Rating: 1616 + 1455 = 3071 votesCurrent Rating: 1616 + 1455 = 3071 votes 1455

[783] 7: What now?
2169 Current Rating: 2169 + 2155 = 4324 votesCurrent Rating: 2169 + 2155 = 4324 votes 2155

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1797 Current Rating: 1797 + 1914 = 3711 votesCurrent Rating: 1797 + 1914 = 3711 votes 1914

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1476 = 2916 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1476 = 2916 votes 1476

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1495 Current Rating: 1495 + 1639 = 3134 votesCurrent Rating: 1495 + 1639 = 3134 votes 1639

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 2152 = 3930 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 2152 = 3930 votes 2152


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
2138 Current Rating: 2138 + 2062 = 4200 votesCurrent Rating: 2138 + 2062 = 4200 votes 2062

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1734 Current Rating: 1734 + 3093 = 4827 votesCurrent Rating: 1734 + 3093 = 4827 votes 3093

[776] 28: Are you awake?
1417 Current Rating: 1417 + 1532 = 2949 votesCurrent Rating: 1417 + 1532 = 2949 votes 1532

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1812 Current Rating: 1812 + 2145 = 3957 votesCurrent Rating: 1812 + 2145 = 3957 votes 2145

[774] 26: When I got home last night
2142 Current Rating: 2142 + 1976 = 4118 votesCurrent Rating: 2142 + 1976 = 4118 votes 1976

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
4404 Current Rating: 4404 + 3292 = 7696 votesCurrent Rating: 4404 + 3292 = 7696 votes 3292

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1840 Current Rating: 1840 + 2146 = 3986 votesCurrent Rating: 1840 + 2146 = 3986 votes 2146

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1196 = 2538 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1196 = 2538 votes 1196

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1545 Current Rating: 1545 + 1328 = 2873 votesCurrent Rating: 1545 + 1328 = 2873 votes 1328

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
2273 Current Rating: 2273 + 2360 = 4633 votesCurrent Rating: 2273 + 2360 = 4633 votes 2360

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1469 = 3070 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1469 = 3070 votes 1469

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
2124 Current Rating: 2124 + 1765 = 3889 votesCurrent Rating: 2124 + 1765 = 3889 votes 1765

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
3108 Current Rating: 3108 + 1892 = 5000 votesCurrent Rating: 3108 + 1892 = 5000 votes 1892

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1341 = 2688 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1341 = 2688 votes 1341

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1500 = 3088 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1500 = 3088 votes 1500

[763] 8: Would you love me more
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1301 = 2702 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1301 = 2702 votes 1301

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
4063 Current Rating: 4063 + 2643 = 6706 votesCurrent Rating: 4063 + 2643 = 6706 votes 2643

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1340 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1340 = 2612 votes 1340

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1503 = 2910 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1503 = 2910 votes 1503

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
2291 Current Rating: 2291 + 2370 = 4661 votesCurrent Rating: 2291 + 2370 = 4661 votes 2370

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2364 Current Rating: 2364 + 2533 = 4897 votesCurrent Rating: 2364 + 2533 = 4897 votes 2533


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1922 = 3661 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1922 = 3661 votes 1922

[756] 30: Good morning sir
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1303 = 2557 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1303 = 2557 votes 1303

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1721 Current Rating: 1721 + 1626 = 3347 votesCurrent Rating: 1721 + 1626 = 3347 votes 1626

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
2363 Current Rating: 2363 + 1976 = 4339 votesCurrent Rating: 2363 + 1976 = 4339 votes 1976

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1865 Current Rating: 1865 + 1705 = 3570 votesCurrent Rating: 1865 + 1705 = 3570 votes 1705

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
2264 Current Rating: 2264 + 1729 = 3993 votesCurrent Rating: 2264 + 1729 = 3993 votes 1729

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1715 Current Rating: 1715 + 1823 = 3538 votesCurrent Rating: 1715 + 1823 = 3538 votes 1823

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1458 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1458 = 2822 votes 1458

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
1284 Current Rating: 1284 + 1243 = 2527 votesCurrent Rating: 1284 + 1243 = 2527 votes 1243

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1848 Current Rating: 1848 + 1727 = 3575 votesCurrent Rating: 1848 + 1727 = 3575 votes 1727

[747] 17: See you later
1451 Current Rating: 1451 + 1426 = 2877 votesCurrent Rating: 1451 + 1426 = 2877 votes 1426

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
1452 Current Rating: 1452 + 1347 = 2799 votesCurrent Rating: 1452 + 1347 = 2799 votes 1347

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
2449 Current Rating: 2449 + 1398 = 3847 votesCurrent Rating: 2449 + 1398 = 3847 votes 1398

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
27846 Current Rating: 27846 + 29901 = 57747 votesCurrent Rating: 27846 + 29901 = 57747 votes 29901

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
6794 Current Rating: 6794 + 6914 = 13708 votesCurrent Rating: 6794 + 6914 = 13708 votes 6914

[742] 10: You look miserable
2234 Current Rating: 2234 + 1880 = 4114 votesCurrent Rating: 2234 + 1880 = 4114 votes 1880

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1644 = 3250 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1644 = 3250 votes 1644

[740] 8: What are you reading?
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1463 = 2935 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1463 = 2935 votes 1463

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1917 Current Rating: 1917 + 1840 = 3757 votesCurrent Rating: 1917 + 1840 = 3757 votes 1840

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1556 = 3063 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1556 = 3063 votes 1556

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
2171 Current Rating: 2171 + 2006 = 4177 votesCurrent Rating: 2171 + 2006 = 4177 votes 2006

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
78717 Current Rating: 78717 + 85681 = 164398 votesCurrent Rating: 78717 + 85681 = 164398 votes 85681

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
177002 Current Rating: 177002 + 171739 = 348741 votesCurrent Rating: 177002 + 171739 = 348741 votes 171739


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1832 Current Rating: 1832 + 1979 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 1832 + 1979 = 3811 votes 1979

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
8867 Current Rating: 8867 + 8367 = 17234 votesCurrent Rating: 8867 + 8367 = 17234 votes 8367

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
2033 Current Rating: 2033 + 1869 = 3902 votesCurrent Rating: 2033 + 1869 = 3902 votes 1869

[731] 21: What have you got there?
2491 Current Rating: 2491 + 2146 = 4637 votesCurrent Rating: 2491 + 2146 = 4637 votes 2146

[730] 20: Where have you been?
17184 Current Rating: 17184 + 19587 = 36771 votesCurrent Rating: 17184 + 19587 = 36771 votes 19587

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 1676 = 3474 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 1676 = 3474 votes 1676

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1423 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1423 = 2689 votes 1423

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
3347 Current Rating: 3347 + 4319 = 7666 votesCurrent Rating: 3347 + 4319 = 7666 votes 4319

[726] 14: Do you know what
2036 Current Rating: 2036 + 1738 = 3774 votesCurrent Rating: 2036 + 1738 = 3774 votes 1738

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1595 = 3201 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1595 = 3201 votes 1595

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1290 = 2550 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1290 = 2550 votes 1290

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1870 Current Rating: 1870 + 1626 = 3496 votesCurrent Rating: 1870 + 1626 = 3496 votes 1626

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
1619 Current Rating: 1619 + 1283 = 2902 votesCurrent Rating: 1619 + 1283 = 2902 votes 1283

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1243 = 2481 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1243 = 2481 votes 1243

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1940 Current Rating: 1940 + 1674 = 3614 votesCurrent Rating: 1940 + 1674 = 3614 votes 1674

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1923 = 3583 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1923 = 3583 votes 1923

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1163 = 2653 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1163 = 2653 votes 1163


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 2173 = 3878 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 2173 = 3878 votes 2173

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1667 Current Rating: 1667 + 1537 = 3204 votesCurrent Rating: 1667 + 1537 = 3204 votes 1537

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1466 Current Rating: 1466 + 1248 = 2714 votesCurrent Rating: 1466 + 1248 = 2714 votes 1248

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1453 = 2877 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1453 = 2877 votes 1453

[713] 27: And now Mom?
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1147 = 2512 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1147 = 2512 votes 1147

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1561 = 3094 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1561 = 3094 votes 1561

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1806 Current Rating: 1806 + 2386 = 4192 votesCurrent Rating: 1806 + 2386 = 4192 votes 2386

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
1476 Current Rating: 1476 + 1521 = 2997 votesCurrent Rating: 1476 + 1521 = 2997 votes 1521

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1607 = 3119 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1607 = 3119 votes 1607

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1333 = 2711 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1333 = 2711 votes 1333

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1124 = 2388 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1124 = 2388 votes 1124

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
1610 Current Rating: 1610 + 1152 = 2762 votesCurrent Rating: 1610 + 1152 = 2762 votes 1152

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 2037 = 3777 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 2037 = 3777 votes 2037

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
3942 Current Rating: 3942 + 3176 = 7118 votesCurrent Rating: 3942 + 3176 = 7118 votes 3176

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
2082 Current Rating: 2082 + 1805 = 3887 votesCurrent Rating: 2082 + 1805 = 3887 votes 1805

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1666 Current Rating: 1666 + 2009 = 3675 votesCurrent Rating: 1666 + 2009 = 3675 votes 2009

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 1651 = 3124 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 1651 = 3124 votes 1651

[700] 6: There, all finished
1930 Current Rating: 1930 + 2004 = 3934 votesCurrent Rating: 1930 + 2004 = 3934 votes 2004

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1021 = 2269 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1021 = 2269 votes 1021

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1261 = 2786 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1261 = 2786 votes 1261

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
2014 Current Rating: 2014 + 1651 = 3665 votesCurrent Rating: 2014 + 1651 = 3665 votes 1651


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1846 Current Rating: 1846 + 1778 = 3624 votesCurrent Rating: 1846 + 1778 = 3624 votes 1778

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1769 Current Rating: 1769 + 1841 = 3610 votesCurrent Rating: 1769 + 1841 = 3610 votes 1841

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1946 Current Rating: 1946 + 1868 = 3814 votesCurrent Rating: 1946 + 1868 = 3814 votes 1868

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
1041 Current Rating: 1041 + 1088 = 2129 votesCurrent Rating: 1041 + 1088 = 2129 votes 1088

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1986 Current Rating: 1986 + 1776 = 3762 votesCurrent Rating: 1986 + 1776 = 3762 votes 1776

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 1315 = 2537 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 1315 = 2537 votes 1315

[690] 23: The papers are signed
3573 Current Rating: 3573 + 5605 = 9178 votesCurrent Rating: 3573 + 5605 = 9178 votes 5605

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
76932 Current Rating: 76932 + 85824 = 162756 votesCurrent Rating: 76932 + 85824 = 162756 votes 85824

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1876 Current Rating: 1876 + 1796 = 3672 votesCurrent Rating: 1876 + 1796 = 3672 votes 1796

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1217 = 2417 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1217 = 2417 votes 1217

[686] 17: I have something to confess
1300 Current Rating: 1300 + 1319 = 2619 votesCurrent Rating: 1300 + 1319 = 2619 votes 1319

[685] 16: How your location can change
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1719 = 3249 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1719 = 3249 votes 1719

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1991 Current Rating: 1991 + 2312 = 4303 votesCurrent Rating: 1991 + 2312 = 4303 votes 2312

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
2511 Current Rating: 2511 + 1730 = 4241 votesCurrent Rating: 2511 + 1730 = 4241 votes 1730

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
3303 Current Rating: 3303 + 3788 = 7091 votesCurrent Rating: 3303 + 3788 = 7091 votes 3788

[681] 9: Why does everything
1882 Current Rating: 1882 + 1758 = 3640 votesCurrent Rating: 1882 + 1758 = 3640 votes 1758

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1922 Current Rating: 1922 + 1496 = 3418 votesCurrent Rating: 1922 + 1496 = 3418 votes 1496

[679] 5: You re late again
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1172 = 2381 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1172 = 2381 votes 1172

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
2223 Current Rating: 2223 + 2101 = 4324 votesCurrent Rating: 2223 + 2101 = 4324 votes 2101

[677] 3: What s the difference
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1313 = 2573 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1313 = 2573 votes 1313

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1840 Current Rating: 1840 + 1743 = 3583 votesCurrent Rating: 1840 + 1743 = 3583 votes 1743


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1432 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1432 = 2853 votes 1432

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1869 = 3557 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1869 = 3557 votes 1869

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1298 = 2806 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1298 = 2806 votes 1298

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1613 = 2870 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1613 = 2870 votes 1613

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1685 Current Rating: 1685 + 1630 = 3315 votesCurrent Rating: 1685 + 1630 = 3315 votes 1630

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 1081 = 2330 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 1081 = 2330 votes 1081

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1452 = 2905 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1452 = 2905 votes 1452

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1773 Current Rating: 1773 + 2638 = 4411 votesCurrent Rating: 1773 + 2638 = 4411 votes 2638

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1212 = 2435 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1212 = 2435 votes 1212

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
1275 Current Rating: 1275 + 1302 = 2577 votesCurrent Rating: 1275 + 1302 = 2577 votes 1302

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1325 = 2623 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1325 = 2623 votes 1325

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1578 = 2947 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1578 = 2947 votes 1578

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1605 = 2978 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1605 = 2978 votes 1605

[662] 11: You look miserable
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1336 = 2567 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1336 = 2567 votes 1336

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1761 Current Rating: 1761 + 1989 = 3750 votesCurrent Rating: 1761 + 1989 = 3750 votes 1989

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
1241 Current Rating: 1241 + 1514 = 2755 votesCurrent Rating: 1241 + 1514 = 2755 votes 1514

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1191 = 2484 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1191 = 2484 votes 1191

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1517 = 3003 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1517 = 3003 votes 1517

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1644 = 3305 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1644 = 3305 votes 1644

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1573 Current Rating: 1573 + 1495 = 3068 votesCurrent Rating: 1573 + 1495 = 3068 votes 1495


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
929 Current Rating: 929 + 1026 = 1955 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 1026 = 1955 votes 1026

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1307 = 2568 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1307 = 2568 votes 1307

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1628 = 3162 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1628 = 3162 votes 1628

[652] 28: How come men always look
1462 Current Rating: 1462 + 1471 = 2933 votesCurrent Rating: 1462 + 1471 = 2933 votes 1471

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1535 Current Rating: 1535 + 1620 = 3155 votesCurrent Rating: 1535 + 1620 = 3155 votes 1620

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1096 = 2412 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1096 = 2412 votes 1096

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1618 Current Rating: 1618 + 1690 = 3308 votesCurrent Rating: 1618 + 1690 = 3308 votes 1690

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1236 = 2534 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1236 = 2534 votes 1236

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1158 = 2398 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1158 = 2398 votes 1158

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1609 = 3183 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1609 = 3183 votes 1609

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
1382 Current Rating: 1382 + 1250 = 2632 votesCurrent Rating: 1382 + 1250 = 2632 votes 1250

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 1126 = 2232 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 1126 = 2232 votes 1126

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1713 Current Rating: 1713 + 1804 = 3517 votesCurrent Rating: 1713 + 1804 = 3517 votes 1804

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
1270 Current Rating: 1270 + 1301 = 2571 votesCurrent Rating: 1270 + 1301 = 2571 votes 1301

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1157 = 2409 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1157 = 2409 votes 1157

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1284 = 2553 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1284 = 2553 votes 1284

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
1239 Current Rating: 1239 + 1163 = 2402 votesCurrent Rating: 1239 + 1163 = 2402 votes 1163

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
1270 Current Rating: 1270 + 1472 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1270 + 1472 = 2742 votes 1472

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1543 Current Rating: 1543 + 1596 = 3139 votesCurrent Rating: 1543 + 1596 = 3139 votes 1596

[636] 3: When I die
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 2371 = 4174 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 2371 = 4174 votes 2371

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1330 = 2721 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1330 = 2721 votes 1330


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1291 = 2458 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1291 = 2458 votes 1291

[633] 25: You are looking good
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1333 = 2600 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1333 = 2600 votes 1333

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1949 Current Rating: 1949 + 1847 = 3796 votesCurrent Rating: 1949 + 1847 = 3796 votes 1847

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
979 Current Rating: 979 + 1169 = 2148 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 1169 = 2148 votes 1169

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 1727 = 3174 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 1727 = 3174 votes 1727

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1291 = 2600 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1291 = 2600 votes 1291

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
1578 Current Rating: 1578 + 1570 = 3148 votesCurrent Rating: 1578 + 1570 = 3148 votes 1570

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
1146 Current Rating: 1146 + 1237 = 2383 votesCurrent Rating: 1146 + 1237 = 2383 votes 1237

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1897 Current Rating: 1897 + 2094 = 3991 votesCurrent Rating: 1897 + 2094 = 3991 votes 2094

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1921 = 3576 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1921 = 3576 votes 1921

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1481 = 2858 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1481 = 2858 votes 1481

[623] 11: What is the difference
1585 Current Rating: 1585 + 1805 = 3390 votesCurrent Rating: 1585 + 1805 = 3390 votes 1805

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
1099 Current Rating: 1099 + 1090 = 2189 votesCurrent Rating: 1099 + 1090 = 2189 votes 1090

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1619 = 3207 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1619 = 3207 votes 1619

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1511 Current Rating: 1511 + 1629 = 3140 votesCurrent Rating: 1511 + 1629 = 3140 votes 1629

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
1241 Current Rating: 1241 + 1242 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1241 + 1242 = 2483 votes 1242


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1876 = 3332 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1876 = 3332 votes 1876

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
1030 Current Rating: 1030 + 1188 = 2218 votesCurrent Rating: 1030 + 1188 = 2218 votes 1188

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1727 Current Rating: 1727 + 1842 = 3569 votesCurrent Rating: 1727 + 1842 = 3569 votes 1842

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1477 = 2910 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1477 = 2910 votes 1477

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
2140 Current Rating: 2140 + 2016 = 4156 votesCurrent Rating: 2140 + 2016 = 4156 votes 2016

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1825 Current Rating: 1825 + 1700 = 3525 votesCurrent Rating: 1825 + 1700 = 3525 votes 1700

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
2709 Current Rating: 2709 + 2272 = 4981 votesCurrent Rating: 2709 + 2272 = 4981 votes 2272

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1257 = 2684 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1257 = 2684 votes 1257

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1680 = 3286 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1680 = 3286 votes 1680

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 931 = 2007 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 931 = 2007 votes 931

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1459 = 2766 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1459 = 2766 votes 1459

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
1432 Current Rating: 1432 + 1345 = 2777 votesCurrent Rating: 1432 + 1345 = 2777 votes 1345

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1297 = 2807 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1297 = 2807 votes 1297

[605] 12: When I was at school
2302 Current Rating: 2302 + 2051 = 4353 votesCurrent Rating: 2302 + 2051 = 4353 votes 2051

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1503 Current Rating: 1503 + 1833 = 3336 votesCurrent Rating: 1503 + 1833 = 3336 votes 1833

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
814 Current Rating: 814 + 861 = 1675 votesCurrent Rating: 814 + 861 = 1675 votes 861

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1737 = 3273 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1737 = 3273 votes 1737

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1437 = 2840 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1437 = 2840 votes 1437

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1266 = 2608 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1266 = 2608 votes 1266


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1290 = 2656 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1290 = 2656 votes 1290

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1462 Current Rating: 1462 + 1439 = 2901 votesCurrent Rating: 1462 + 1439 = 2901 votes 1439

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5325 Current Rating: 5325 + 4731 = 10056 votesCurrent Rating: 5325 + 4731 = 10056 votes 4731

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
2193 Current Rating: 2193 + 1795 = 3988 votesCurrent Rating: 2193 + 1795 = 3988 votes 1795

[595] 23: You know some women
1702 Current Rating: 1702 + 1532 = 3234 votesCurrent Rating: 1702 + 1532 = 3234 votes 1532

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
4066 Current Rating: 4066 + 3363 = 7429 votesCurrent Rating: 4066 + 3363 = 7429 votes 3363

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2634 Current Rating: 2634 + 1972 = 4606 votesCurrent Rating: 2634 + 1972 = 4606 votes 1972

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1432 = 3125 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1432 = 3125 votes 1432

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
1275 Current Rating: 1275 + 1365 = 2640 votesCurrent Rating: 1275 + 1365 = 2640 votes 1365

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2612 Current Rating: 2612 + 3838 = 6450 votesCurrent Rating: 2612 + 3838 = 6450 votes 3838

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
2049 Current Rating: 2049 + 1874 = 3923 votesCurrent Rating: 2049 + 1874 = 3923 votes 1874

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3396 Current Rating: 3396 + 3124 = 6520 votesCurrent Rating: 3396 + 3124 = 6520 votes 3124

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1852 Current Rating: 1852 + 1876 = 3728 votesCurrent Rating: 1852 + 1876 = 3728 votes 1876

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1755 = 3378 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1755 = 3378 votes 1755

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1551 Current Rating: 1551 + 1622 = 3173 votesCurrent Rating: 1551 + 1622 = 3173 votes 1622

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1220 = 2363 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1220 = 2363 votes 1220

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1352 = 2620 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1352 = 2620 votes 1352

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1877 Current Rating: 1877 + 2125 = 4002 votesCurrent Rating: 1877 + 2125 = 4002 votes 2125

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1796 Current Rating: 1796 + 1551 = 3347 votesCurrent Rating: 1796 + 1551 = 3347 votes 1551

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
5578 Current Rating: 5578 + 4462 = 10040 votesCurrent Rating: 5578 + 4462 = 10040 votes 4462

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
3167 Current Rating: 3167 + 2845 = 6012 votesCurrent Rating: 3167 + 2845 = 6012 votes 2845


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
2141 Current Rating: 2141 + 1734 = 3875 votesCurrent Rating: 2141 + 1734 = 3875 votes 1734

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1511 Current Rating: 1511 + 1210 = 2721 votesCurrent Rating: 1511 + 1210 = 2721 votes 1210

[576] 27: What a babe
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1419 = 2898 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1419 = 2898 votes 1419

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 1076 = 2116 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 1076 = 2116 votes 1076

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 1367 = 2751 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 1367 = 2751 votes 1367

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1485 Current Rating: 1485 + 1248 = 2733 votesCurrent Rating: 1485 + 1248 = 2733 votes 1248

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4794 Current Rating: 4794 + 5109 = 9903 votesCurrent Rating: 4794 + 5109 = 9903 votes 5109

[571] 20: What is the difference
6348 Current Rating: 6348 + 6406 = 12754 votesCurrent Rating: 6348 + 6406 = 12754 votes 6406

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1228 = 2754 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1228 = 2754 votes 1228

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1933 Current Rating: 1933 + 1798 = 3731 votesCurrent Rating: 1933 + 1798 = 3731 votes 1798

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1302 = 2730 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1302 = 2730 votes 1302

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1516 = 2940 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1516 = 2940 votes 1516

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1644 Current Rating: 1644 + 1476 = 3120 votesCurrent Rating: 1644 + 1476 = 3120 votes 1476

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
2011 Current Rating: 2011 + 1487 = 3498 votesCurrent Rating: 2011 + 1487 = 3498 votes 1487

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1578 Current Rating: 1578 + 1801 = 3379 votesCurrent Rating: 1578 + 1801 = 3379 votes 1801

[563] 10: You look terrible
2062 Current Rating: 2062 + 1779 = 3841 votesCurrent Rating: 2062 + 1779 = 3841 votes 1779

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1893 Current Rating: 1893 + 1950 = 3843 votesCurrent Rating: 1893 + 1950 = 3843 votes 1950






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