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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
12721 Current Rating: 12721 + 11727 = 24448 votesCurrent Rating: 12721 + 11727 = 24448 votes 11727

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
3359 Current Rating: 3359 + 2737 = 6096 votesCurrent Rating: 3359 + 2737 = 6096 votes 2737

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
2578 Current Rating: 2578 + 2064 = 4642 votesCurrent Rating: 2578 + 2064 = 4642 votes 2064

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
3045 Current Rating: 3045 + 2316 = 5361 votesCurrent Rating: 3045 + 2316 = 5361 votes 2316

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
3490 Current Rating: 3490 + 2234 = 5724 votesCurrent Rating: 3490 + 2234 = 5724 votes 2234

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
3850 Current Rating: 3850 + 2689 = 6539 votesCurrent Rating: 3850 + 2689 = 6539 votes 2689

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
3031 Current Rating: 3031 + 2489 = 5520 votesCurrent Rating: 3031 + 2489 = 5520 votes 2489

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
2989 Current Rating: 2989 + 2406 = 5395 votesCurrent Rating: 2989 + 2406 = 5395 votes 2406

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
2439 Current Rating: 2439 + 1717 = 4156 votesCurrent Rating: 2439 + 1717 = 4156 votes 1717

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
2923 Current Rating: 2923 + 2050 = 4973 votesCurrent Rating: 2923 + 2050 = 4973 votes 2050

[783] 7: What now?
3251 Current Rating: 3251 + 2841 = 6092 votesCurrent Rating: 3251 + 2841 = 6092 votes 2841

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
3019 Current Rating: 3019 + 2602 = 5621 votesCurrent Rating: 3019 + 2602 = 5621 votes 2602

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
2914 Current Rating: 2914 + 2209 = 5123 votesCurrent Rating: 2914 + 2209 = 5123 votes 2209

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
2839 Current Rating: 2839 + 2219 = 5058 votesCurrent Rating: 2839 + 2219 = 5058 votes 2219

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
3039 Current Rating: 3039 + 2718 = 5757 votesCurrent Rating: 3039 + 2718 = 5757 votes 2718


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
3251 Current Rating: 3251 + 2769 = 6020 votesCurrent Rating: 3251 + 2769 = 6020 votes 2769

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
3028 Current Rating: 3028 + 3689 = 6717 votesCurrent Rating: 3028 + 3689 = 6717 votes 3689

[776] 28: Are you awake?
2898 Current Rating: 2898 + 2260 = 5158 votesCurrent Rating: 2898 + 2260 = 5158 votes 2260

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
2918 Current Rating: 2918 + 2722 = 5640 votesCurrent Rating: 2918 + 2722 = 5640 votes 2722

[774] 26: When I got home last night
3237 Current Rating: 3237 + 2624 = 5861 votesCurrent Rating: 3237 + 2624 = 5861 votes 2624

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
5505 Current Rating: 5505 + 4029 = 9534 votesCurrent Rating: 5505 + 4029 = 9534 votes 4029

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 2665 = 5604 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 2665 = 5604 votes 2665

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
2657 Current Rating: 2657 + 1865 = 4522 votesCurrent Rating: 2657 + 1865 = 4522 votes 1865

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
2832 Current Rating: 2832 + 1857 = 4689 votesCurrent Rating: 2832 + 1857 = 4689 votes 1857

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
3411 Current Rating: 3411 + 3052 = 6463 votesCurrent Rating: 3411 + 3052 = 6463 votes 3052

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
2786 Current Rating: 2786 + 2011 = 4797 votesCurrent Rating: 2786 + 2011 = 4797 votes 2011

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
3485 Current Rating: 3485 + 2489 = 5974 votesCurrent Rating: 3485 + 2489 = 5974 votes 2489

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
4436 Current Rating: 4436 + 6610 = 11046 votesCurrent Rating: 4436 + 6610 = 11046 votes 6610

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
2655 Current Rating: 2655 + 1970 = 4625 votesCurrent Rating: 2655 + 1970 = 4625 votes 1970

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
2936 Current Rating: 2936 + 2181 = 5117 votesCurrent Rating: 2936 + 2181 = 5117 votes 2181

[763] 8: Would you love me more
2848 Current Rating: 2848 + 1996 = 4844 votesCurrent Rating: 2848 + 1996 = 4844 votes 1996

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
5201 Current Rating: 5201 + 3418 = 8619 votesCurrent Rating: 5201 + 3418 = 8619 votes 3418

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
2634 Current Rating: 2634 + 2032 = 4666 votesCurrent Rating: 2634 + 2032 = 4666 votes 2032

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
2675 Current Rating: 2675 + 2087 = 4762 votesCurrent Rating: 2675 + 2087 = 4762 votes 2087

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
3386 Current Rating: 3386 + 3051 = 6437 votesCurrent Rating: 3386 + 3051 = 6437 votes 3051

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
3159 Current Rating: 3159 + 2969 = 6128 votesCurrent Rating: 3159 + 2969 = 6128 votes 2969


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
2961 Current Rating: 2961 + 2476 = 5437 votesCurrent Rating: 2961 + 2476 = 5437 votes 2476

[756] 30: Good morning sir
2625 Current Rating: 2625 + 2055 = 4680 votesCurrent Rating: 2625 + 2055 = 4680 votes 2055

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
3049 Current Rating: 3049 + 2303 = 5352 votesCurrent Rating: 3049 + 2303 = 5352 votes 2303

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
3497 Current Rating: 3497 + 2715 = 6212 votesCurrent Rating: 3497 + 2715 = 6212 votes 2715

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
3019 Current Rating: 3019 + 2387 = 5406 votesCurrent Rating: 3019 + 2387 = 5406 votes 2387

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
3303 Current Rating: 3303 + 2313 = 5616 votesCurrent Rating: 3303 + 2313 = 5616 votes 2313

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
3012 Current Rating: 3012 + 2420 = 5432 votesCurrent Rating: 3012 + 2420 = 5432 votes 2420

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
2750 Current Rating: 2750 + 2152 = 4902 votesCurrent Rating: 2750 + 2152 = 4902 votes 2152

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
2603 Current Rating: 2603 + 1924 = 4527 votesCurrent Rating: 2603 + 1924 = 4527 votes 1924

[748] 18: What are you watching?
3140 Current Rating: 3140 + 2547 = 5687 votesCurrent Rating: 3140 + 2547 = 5687 votes 2547

[747] 17: See you later
3043 Current Rating: 3043 + 2304 = 5347 votesCurrent Rating: 3043 + 2304 = 5347 votes 2304

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
2792 Current Rating: 2792 + 1987 = 4779 votesCurrent Rating: 2792 + 1987 = 4779 votes 1987

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
3492 Current Rating: 3492 + 1906 = 5398 votesCurrent Rating: 3492 + 1906 = 5398 votes 1906

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
33187 Current Rating: 33187 + 35993 = 69180 votesCurrent Rating: 33187 + 35993 = 69180 votes 35993

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
7676 Current Rating: 7676 + 7405 = 15081 votesCurrent Rating: 7676 + 7405 = 15081 votes 7405

[742] 10: You look miserable
3306 Current Rating: 3306 + 2523 = 5829 votesCurrent Rating: 3306 + 2523 = 5829 votes 2523

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
3039 Current Rating: 3039 + 2371 = 5410 votesCurrent Rating: 3039 + 2371 = 5410 votes 2371

[740] 8: What are you reading?
2845 Current Rating: 2845 + 2115 = 4960 votesCurrent Rating: 2845 + 2115 = 4960 votes 2115

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
3119 Current Rating: 3119 + 2538 = 5657 votesCurrent Rating: 3119 + 2538 = 5657 votes 2538

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
3018 Current Rating: 3018 + 2358 = 5376 votesCurrent Rating: 3018 + 2358 = 5376 votes 2358

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
3139 Current Rating: 3139 + 2514 = 5653 votesCurrent Rating: 3139 + 2514 = 5653 votes 2514

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
84635 Current Rating: 84635 + 86280 = 170915 votesCurrent Rating: 84635 + 86280 = 170915 votes 86280

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
18028 Current Rating: 18028 + 20145 = 38173 votesCurrent Rating: 18028 + 20145 = 38173 votes 20145


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
2978 Current Rating: 2978 + 2643 = 5621 votesCurrent Rating: 2978 + 2643 = 5621 votes 2643

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
10738 Current Rating: 10738 + 9245 = 19983 votesCurrent Rating: 10738 + 9245 = 19983 votes 9245

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
3192 Current Rating: 3192 + 2578 = 5770 votesCurrent Rating: 3192 + 2578 = 5770 votes 2578

[731] 21: What have you got there?
3697 Current Rating: 3697 + 2831 = 6528 votesCurrent Rating: 3697 + 2831 = 6528 votes 2831

[730] 20: Where have you been?
18603 Current Rating: 18603 + 20365 = 38968 votesCurrent Rating: 18603 + 20365 = 38968 votes 20365

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
2855 Current Rating: 2855 + 2212 = 5067 votesCurrent Rating: 2855 + 2212 = 5067 votes 2212

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
2583 Current Rating: 2583 + 2124 = 4707 votesCurrent Rating: 2583 + 2124 = 4707 votes 2124

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
4258 Current Rating: 4258 + 4822 = 9080 votesCurrent Rating: 4258 + 4822 = 9080 votes 4822

[726] 14: Do you know what
3181 Current Rating: 3181 + 2419 = 5600 votesCurrent Rating: 3181 + 2419 = 5600 votes 2419

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
3031 Current Rating: 3031 + 2322 = 5353 votesCurrent Rating: 3031 + 2322 = 5353 votes 2322

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
2684 Current Rating: 2684 + 1996 = 4680 votesCurrent Rating: 2684 + 1996 = 4680 votes 1996

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
3011 Current Rating: 3011 + 2285 = 5296 votesCurrent Rating: 3011 + 2285 = 5296 votes 2285

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
2926 Current Rating: 2926 + 1904 = 4830 votesCurrent Rating: 2926 + 1904 = 4830 votes 1904

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
2628 Current Rating: 2628 + 1983 = 4611 votesCurrent Rating: 2628 + 1983 = 4611 votes 1983

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
3159 Current Rating: 3159 + 2452 = 5611 votesCurrent Rating: 3159 + 2452 = 5611 votes 2452

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
2692 Current Rating: 2692 + 2459 = 5151 votesCurrent Rating: 2692 + 2459 = 5151 votes 2459

[718] 3: What are you watching?
2773 Current Rating: 2773 + 1709 = 4482 votesCurrent Rating: 2773 + 1709 = 4482 votes 1709


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
2975 Current Rating: 2975 + 2744 = 5719 votesCurrent Rating: 2975 + 2744 = 5719 votes 2744

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
3052 Current Rating: 3052 + 2221 = 5273 votesCurrent Rating: 3052 + 2221 = 5273 votes 2221

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
2691 Current Rating: 2691 + 1784 = 4475 votesCurrent Rating: 2691 + 1784 = 4475 votes 1784

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
2868 Current Rating: 2868 + 2170 = 5038 votesCurrent Rating: 2868 + 2170 = 5038 votes 2170

[713] 27: And now Mom?
2680 Current Rating: 2680 + 1742 = 4422 votesCurrent Rating: 2680 + 1742 = 4422 votes 1742

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
2929 Current Rating: 2929 + 2256 = 5185 votesCurrent Rating: 2929 + 2256 = 5185 votes 2256

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
2953 Current Rating: 2953 + 3077 = 6030 votesCurrent Rating: 2953 + 3077 = 6030 votes 3077

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
2901 Current Rating: 2901 + 2216 = 5117 votesCurrent Rating: 2901 + 2216 = 5117 votes 2216

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
2902 Current Rating: 2902 + 2287 = 5189 votesCurrent Rating: 2902 + 2287 = 5189 votes 2287

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
2663 Current Rating: 2663 + 1898 = 4561 votesCurrent Rating: 2663 + 1898 = 4561 votes 1898

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
2593 Current Rating: 2593 + 1822 = 4415 votesCurrent Rating: 2593 + 1822 = 4415 votes 1822

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
3006 Current Rating: 3006 + 1799 = 4805 votesCurrent Rating: 3006 + 1799 = 4805 votes 1799

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
3032 Current Rating: 3032 + 2671 = 5703 votesCurrent Rating: 3032 + 2671 = 5703 votes 2671

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
4904 Current Rating: 4904 + 3794 = 8698 votesCurrent Rating: 4904 + 3794 = 8698 votes 3794

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
3238 Current Rating: 3238 + 2524 = 5762 votesCurrent Rating: 3238 + 2524 = 5762 votes 2524

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
3035 Current Rating: 3035 + 2741 = 5776 votesCurrent Rating: 3035 + 2741 = 5776 votes 2741

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
2900 Current Rating: 2900 + 2354 = 5254 votesCurrent Rating: 2900 + 2354 = 5254 votes 2354

[700] 6: There, all finished
3188 Current Rating: 3188 + 2819 = 6007 votesCurrent Rating: 3188 + 2819 = 6007 votes 2819

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
2555 Current Rating: 2555 + 1691 = 4246 votesCurrent Rating: 2555 + 1691 = 4246 votes 1691

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
2866 Current Rating: 2866 + 1884 = 4750 votesCurrent Rating: 2866 + 1884 = 4750 votes 1884

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
3115 Current Rating: 3115 + 2336 = 5451 votesCurrent Rating: 3115 + 2336 = 5451 votes 2336


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
3095 Current Rating: 3095 + 2522 = 5617 votesCurrent Rating: 3095 + 2522 = 5617 votes 2522

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
3064 Current Rating: 3064 + 2693 = 5757 votesCurrent Rating: 3064 + 2693 = 5757 votes 2693

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
3235 Current Rating: 3235 + 2700 = 5935 votesCurrent Rating: 3235 + 2700 = 5935 votes 2700

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
2528 Current Rating: 2528 + 1841 = 4369 votesCurrent Rating: 2528 + 1841 = 4369 votes 1841

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
3131 Current Rating: 3131 + 2469 = 5600 votesCurrent Rating: 3131 + 2469 = 5600 votes 2469

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
2547 Current Rating: 2547 + 1984 = 4531 votesCurrent Rating: 2547 + 1984 = 4531 votes 1984

[690] 23: The papers are signed
4693 Current Rating: 4693 + 6221 = 10914 votesCurrent Rating: 4693 + 6221 = 10914 votes 6221

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
78906 Current Rating: 78906 + 86757 = 165663 votesCurrent Rating: 78906 + 86757 = 165663 votes 86757

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
3060 Current Rating: 3060 + 2539 = 5599 votesCurrent Rating: 3060 + 2539 = 5599 votes 2539

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
2535 Current Rating: 2535 + 1913 = 4448 votesCurrent Rating: 2535 + 1913 = 4448 votes 1913

[686] 17: I have something to confess
2699 Current Rating: 2699 + 1967 = 4666 votesCurrent Rating: 2699 + 1967 = 4666 votes 1967

[685] 16: How your location can change
2906 Current Rating: 2906 + 2411 = 5317 votesCurrent Rating: 2906 + 2411 = 5317 votes 2411

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
3179 Current Rating: 3179 + 3097 = 6276 votesCurrent Rating: 3179 + 3097 = 6276 votes 3097

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
3737 Current Rating: 3737 + 2452 = 6189 votesCurrent Rating: 3737 + 2452 = 6189 votes 2452

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
4420 Current Rating: 4420 + 4470 = 8890 votesCurrent Rating: 4420 + 4470 = 8890 votes 4470

[681] 9: Why does everything
3185 Current Rating: 3185 + 2608 = 5793 votesCurrent Rating: 3185 + 2608 = 5793 votes 2608

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
2964 Current Rating: 2964 + 2033 = 4997 votesCurrent Rating: 2964 + 2033 = 4997 votes 2033

[679] 5: You re late again
2584 Current Rating: 2584 + 1919 = 4503 votesCurrent Rating: 2584 + 1919 = 4503 votes 1919

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
3398 Current Rating: 3398 + 2843 = 6241 votesCurrent Rating: 3398 + 2843 = 6241 votes 2843

[677] 3: What s the difference
2636 Current Rating: 2636 + 2007 = 4643 votesCurrent Rating: 2636 + 2007 = 4643 votes 2007

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
3011 Current Rating: 3011 + 2464 = 5475 votesCurrent Rating: 3011 + 2464 = 5475 votes 2464


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
2668 Current Rating: 2668 + 1974 = 4642 votesCurrent Rating: 2668 + 1974 = 4642 votes 1974

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
3044 Current Rating: 3044 + 2516 = 5560 votesCurrent Rating: 3044 + 2516 = 5560 votes 2516

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
2834 Current Rating: 2834 + 1898 = 4732 votesCurrent Rating: 2834 + 1898 = 4732 votes 1898

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
2627 Current Rating: 2627 + 2353 = 4980 votesCurrent Rating: 2627 + 2353 = 4980 votes 2353

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
2989 Current Rating: 2989 + 2417 = 5406 votesCurrent Rating: 2989 + 2417 = 5406 votes 2417

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
2538 Current Rating: 2538 + 1708 = 4246 votesCurrent Rating: 2538 + 1708 = 4246 votes 1708

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
2888 Current Rating: 2888 + 2175 = 5063 votesCurrent Rating: 2888 + 2175 = 5063 votes 2175

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
2940 Current Rating: 2940 + 3354 = 6294 votesCurrent Rating: 2940 + 3354 = 6294 votes 3354

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
2567 Current Rating: 2567 + 1897 = 4464 votesCurrent Rating: 2567 + 1897 = 4464 votes 1897

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
2625 Current Rating: 2625 + 1987 = 4612 votesCurrent Rating: 2625 + 1987 = 4612 votes 1987

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
2712 Current Rating: 2712 + 2013 = 4725 votesCurrent Rating: 2712 + 2013 = 4725 votes 2013

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
2757 Current Rating: 2757 + 2206 = 4963 votesCurrent Rating: 2757 + 2206 = 4963 votes 2206

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
2743 Current Rating: 2743 + 2270 = 5013 votesCurrent Rating: 2743 + 2270 = 5013 votes 2270

[662] 11: You look miserable
2601 Current Rating: 2601 + 2032 = 4633 votesCurrent Rating: 2601 + 2032 = 4633 votes 2032

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
2993 Current Rating: 2993 + 2703 = 5696 votesCurrent Rating: 2993 + 2703 = 5696 votes 2703

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
2580 Current Rating: 2580 + 2191 = 4771 votesCurrent Rating: 2580 + 2191 = 4771 votes 2191

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
2635 Current Rating: 2635 + 1814 = 4449 votesCurrent Rating: 2635 + 1814 = 4449 votes 1814

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
2904 Current Rating: 2904 + 2229 = 5133 votesCurrent Rating: 2904 + 2229 = 5133 votes 2229

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
3051 Current Rating: 3051 + 2328 = 5379 votesCurrent Rating: 3051 + 2328 = 5379 votes 2328

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
2982 Current Rating: 2982 + 2181 = 5163 votesCurrent Rating: 2982 + 2181 = 5163 votes 2181


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
2334 Current Rating: 2334 + 1715 = 4049 votesCurrent Rating: 2334 + 1715 = 4049 votes 1715

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
2762 Current Rating: 2762 + 2052 = 4814 votesCurrent Rating: 2762 + 2052 = 4814 votes 2052

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
2926 Current Rating: 2926 + 2294 = 5220 votesCurrent Rating: 2926 + 2294 = 5220 votes 2294

[652] 28: How come men always look
2781 Current Rating: 2781 + 2026 = 4807 votesCurrent Rating: 2781 + 2026 = 4807 votes 2026

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
3004 Current Rating: 3004 + 2285 = 5289 votesCurrent Rating: 3004 + 2285 = 5289 votes 2285

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
2693 Current Rating: 2693 + 1665 = 4358 votesCurrent Rating: 2693 + 1665 = 4358 votes 1665

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
3042 Current Rating: 3042 + 2391 = 5433 votesCurrent Rating: 3042 + 2391 = 5433 votes 2391

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
2662 Current Rating: 2662 + 1816 = 4478 votesCurrent Rating: 2662 + 1816 = 4478 votes 1816

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
2669 Current Rating: 2669 + 1785 = 4454 votesCurrent Rating: 2669 + 1785 = 4454 votes 1785

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
3088 Current Rating: 3088 + 2345 = 5433 votesCurrent Rating: 3088 + 2345 = 5433 votes 2345

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
2764 Current Rating: 2764 + 1894 = 4658 votesCurrent Rating: 2764 + 1894 = 4658 votes 1894

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
2560 Current Rating: 2560 + 1828 = 4388 votesCurrent Rating: 2560 + 1828 = 4388 votes 1828

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
2975 Current Rating: 2975 + 2583 = 5558 votesCurrent Rating: 2975 + 2583 = 5558 votes 2583

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
2659 Current Rating: 2659 + 1896 = 4555 votesCurrent Rating: 2659 + 1896 = 4555 votes 1896

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
2647 Current Rating: 2647 + 1740 = 4387 votesCurrent Rating: 2647 + 1740 = 4387 votes 1740

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
2958 Current Rating: 2958 + 2048 = 5006 votesCurrent Rating: 2958 + 2048 = 5006 votes 2048

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
2967 Current Rating: 2967 + 1859 = 4826 votesCurrent Rating: 2967 + 1859 = 4826 votes 1859

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
2819 Current Rating: 2819 + 2140 = 4959 votesCurrent Rating: 2819 + 2140 = 4959 votes 2140

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
3057 Current Rating: 3057 + 2361 = 5418 votesCurrent Rating: 3057 + 2361 = 5418 votes 2361

[636] 3: When I die
3035 Current Rating: 3035 + 3117 = 6152 votesCurrent Rating: 3035 + 3117 = 6152 votes 3117

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
2795 Current Rating: 2795 + 2032 = 4827 votesCurrent Rating: 2795 + 2032 = 4827 votes 2032


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
2521 Current Rating: 2521 + 1996 = 4517 votesCurrent Rating: 2521 + 1996 = 4517 votes 1996

[633] 25: You are looking good
2700 Current Rating: 2700 + 1997 = 4697 votesCurrent Rating: 2700 + 1997 = 4697 votes 1997

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
3227 Current Rating: 3227 + 2670 = 5897 votesCurrent Rating: 3227 + 2670 = 5897 votes 2670

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
2449 Current Rating: 2449 + 1902 = 4351 votesCurrent Rating: 2449 + 1902 = 4351 votes 1902

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
2856 Current Rating: 2856 + 2417 = 5273 votesCurrent Rating: 2856 + 2417 = 5273 votes 2417

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
2745 Current Rating: 2745 + 1984 = 4729 votesCurrent Rating: 2745 + 1984 = 4729 votes 1984

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
3041 Current Rating: 3041 + 2314 = 5355 votesCurrent Rating: 3041 + 2314 = 5355 votes 2314

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
2445 Current Rating: 2445 + 1898 = 4343 votesCurrent Rating: 2445 + 1898 = 4343 votes 1898

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
3193 Current Rating: 3193 + 2886 = 6079 votesCurrent Rating: 3193 + 2886 = 6079 votes 2886

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
3051 Current Rating: 3051 + 2583 = 5634 votesCurrent Rating: 3051 + 2583 = 5634 votes 2583

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
2780 Current Rating: 2780 + 2184 = 4964 votesCurrent Rating: 2780 + 2184 = 4964 votes 2184

[623] 11: What is the difference
3088 Current Rating: 3088 + 2586 = 5674 votesCurrent Rating: 3088 + 2586 = 5674 votes 2586

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
2535 Current Rating: 2535 + 1850 = 4385 votesCurrent Rating: 2535 + 1850 = 4385 votes 1850

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
3027 Current Rating: 3027 + 2340 = 5367 votesCurrent Rating: 3027 + 2340 = 5367 votes 2340

[620] 3: Hey big boy
2886 Current Rating: 2886 + 2240 = 5126 votesCurrent Rating: 2886 + 2240 = 5126 votes 2240

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
2550 Current Rating: 2550 + 1873 = 4423 votesCurrent Rating: 2550 + 1873 = 4423 votes 1873


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
2739 Current Rating: 2739 + 2432 = 5171 votesCurrent Rating: 2739 + 2432 = 5171 votes 2432

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
2487 Current Rating: 2487 + 1915 = 4402 votesCurrent Rating: 2487 + 1915 = 4402 votes 1915

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
2906 Current Rating: 2906 + 2502 = 5408 votesCurrent Rating: 2906 + 2502 = 5408 votes 2502

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
2791 Current Rating: 2791 + 2152 = 4943 votesCurrent Rating: 2791 + 2152 = 4943 votes 2152

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
3272 Current Rating: 3272 + 2689 = 5961 votesCurrent Rating: 3272 + 2689 = 5961 votes 2689

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
2957 Current Rating: 2957 + 2314 = 5271 votesCurrent Rating: 2957 + 2314 = 5271 votes 2314

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
3786 Current Rating: 3786 + 2952 = 6738 votesCurrent Rating: 3786 + 2952 = 6738 votes 2952

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
2708 Current Rating: 2708 + 1805 = 4513 votesCurrent Rating: 2708 + 1805 = 4513 votes 1805

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
3075 Current Rating: 3075 + 2381 = 5456 votesCurrent Rating: 3075 + 2381 = 5456 votes 2381

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
2432 Current Rating: 2432 + 1594 = 4026 votesCurrent Rating: 2432 + 1594 = 4026 votes 1594

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
2643 Current Rating: 2643 + 2098 = 4741 votesCurrent Rating: 2643 + 2098 = 4741 votes 2098

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
2849 Current Rating: 2849 + 2017 = 4866 votesCurrent Rating: 2849 + 2017 = 4866 votes 2017

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
2817 Current Rating: 2817 + 1834 = 4651 votesCurrent Rating: 2817 + 1834 = 4651 votes 1834

[605] 12: When I was at school
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 2861 = 6479 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 2861 = 6479 votes 2861

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
2822 Current Rating: 2822 + 2418 = 5240 votesCurrent Rating: 2822 + 2418 = 5240 votes 2418

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
2214 Current Rating: 2214 + 1575 = 3789 votesCurrent Rating: 2214 + 1575 = 3789 votes 1575

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
2963 Current Rating: 2963 + 2420 = 5383 votesCurrent Rating: 2963 + 2420 = 5383 votes 2420

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
2669 Current Rating: 2669 + 1977 = 4646 votesCurrent Rating: 2669 + 1977 = 4646 votes 1977

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
2661 Current Rating: 2661 + 1862 = 4523 votesCurrent Rating: 2661 + 1862 = 4523 votes 1862


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
2757 Current Rating: 2757 + 1955 = 4712 votesCurrent Rating: 2757 + 1955 = 4712 votes 1955

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
2800 Current Rating: 2800 + 2064 = 4864 votesCurrent Rating: 2800 + 2064 = 4864 votes 2064

[597] 27: I want a divorce
6183 Current Rating: 6183 + 5171 = 11354 votesCurrent Rating: 6183 + 5171 = 11354 votes 5171

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
3312 Current Rating: 3312 + 2443 = 5755 votesCurrent Rating: 3312 + 2443 = 5755 votes 2443

[595] 23: You know some women
2979 Current Rating: 2979 + 2062 = 5041 votesCurrent Rating: 2979 + 2062 = 5041 votes 2062

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
5024 Current Rating: 5024 + 3926 = 8950 votesCurrent Rating: 5024 + 3926 = 8950 votes 3926

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
3682 Current Rating: 3682 + 2594 = 6276 votesCurrent Rating: 3682 + 2594 = 6276 votes 2594

[592] 20: So it is girls night
2985 Current Rating: 2985 + 1995 = 4980 votesCurrent Rating: 2985 + 1995 = 4980 votes 1995

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
2678 Current Rating: 2678 + 2042 = 4720 votesCurrent Rating: 2678 + 2042 = 4720 votes 2042

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
3556 Current Rating: 3556 + 4333 = 7889 votesCurrent Rating: 3556 + 4333 = 7889 votes 4333

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
3210 Current Rating: 3210 + 2497 = 5707 votesCurrent Rating: 3210 + 2497 = 5707 votes 2497

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
4420 Current Rating: 4420 + 3706 = 8126 votesCurrent Rating: 4420 + 3706 = 8126 votes 3706

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
3182 Current Rating: 3182 + 2704 = 5886 votesCurrent Rating: 3182 + 2704 = 5886 votes 2704

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
2888 Current Rating: 2888 + 2302 = 5190 votesCurrent Rating: 2888 + 2302 = 5190 votes 2302

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
2952 Current Rating: 2952 + 2289 = 5241 votesCurrent Rating: 2952 + 2289 = 5241 votes 2289

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
2458 Current Rating: 2458 + 1891 = 4349 votesCurrent Rating: 2458 + 1891 = 4349 votes 1891

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
2683 Current Rating: 2683 + 2031 = 4714 votesCurrent Rating: 2683 + 2031 = 4714 votes 2031

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
3079 Current Rating: 3079 + 2798 = 5877 votesCurrent Rating: 3079 + 2798 = 5877 votes 2798

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
2728 Current Rating: 2728 + 2046 = 4774 votesCurrent Rating: 2728 + 2046 = 4774 votes 2046

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
6501 Current Rating: 6501 + 4970 = 11471 votesCurrent Rating: 6501 + 4970 = 11471 votes 4970

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
4160 Current Rating: 4160 + 3422 = 7582 votesCurrent Rating: 4160 + 3422 = 7582 votes 3422


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
3241 Current Rating: 3241 + 2359 = 5600 votesCurrent Rating: 3241 + 2359 = 5600 votes 2359

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
2769 Current Rating: 2769 + 1744 = 4513 votesCurrent Rating: 2769 + 1744 = 4513 votes 1744

[576] 27: What a babe
2899 Current Rating: 2899 + 2093 = 4992 votesCurrent Rating: 2899 + 2093 = 4992 votes 2093

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
2407 Current Rating: 2407 + 1727 = 4134 votesCurrent Rating: 2407 + 1727 = 4134 votes 1727

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
2707 Current Rating: 2707 + 1991 = 4698 votesCurrent Rating: 2707 + 1991 = 4698 votes 1991

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
2626 Current Rating: 2626 + 1713 = 4339 votesCurrent Rating: 2626 + 1713 = 4339 votes 1713

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
5734 Current Rating: 5734 + 5636 = 11370 votesCurrent Rating: 5734 + 5636 = 11370 votes 5636

[571] 20: What is the difference
7215 Current Rating: 7215 + 6889 = 14104 votesCurrent Rating: 7215 + 6889 = 14104 votes 6889

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
2761 Current Rating: 2761 + 1717 = 4478 votesCurrent Rating: 2761 + 1717 = 4478 votes 1717

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
3155 Current Rating: 3155 + 2502 = 5657 votesCurrent Rating: 3155 + 2502 = 5657 votes 2502

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
2696 Current Rating: 2696 + 1835 = 4531 votesCurrent Rating: 2696 + 1835 = 4531 votes 1835

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
2646 Current Rating: 2646 + 2114 = 4760 votesCurrent Rating: 2646 + 2114 = 4760 votes 2114

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 2105 = 5044 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 2105 = 5044 votes 2105

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
3319 Current Rating: 3319 + 2157 = 5476 votesCurrent Rating: 3319 + 2157 = 5476 votes 2157

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
2868 Current Rating: 2868 + 2428 = 5296 votesCurrent Rating: 2868 + 2428 = 5296 votes 2428

[563] 10: You look terrible
3433 Current Rating: 3433 + 2435 = 5868 votesCurrent Rating: 3433 + 2435 = 5868 votes 2435

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
2899 Current Rating: 2899 + 2418 = 5317 votesCurrent Rating: 2899 + 2418 = 5317 votes 2418






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