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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You'll notice the gifts we brought you are just empty boxes
6373 Current Rating: 6373 + 5422 = 11795 votesCurrent Rating: 6373 + 5422 = 11795 votes 5422

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1566 = 3172 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1566 = 3172 votes 1566

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
711 Current Rating: 711 + 779 = 1490 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 779 = 1490 votes 779

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 958 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 958 = 2205 votes 958

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
685 Current Rating: 685 + 767 = 1452 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 767 = 1452 votes 767

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1327 = 2808 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1327 = 2808 votes 1327

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 1120 = 2318 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 1120 = 2318 votes 1120

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1058 Current Rating: 1058 + 838 = 1896 votesCurrent Rating: 1058 + 838 = 1896 votes 838

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
768 Current Rating: 768 + 708 = 1476 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 708 = 1476 votes 708

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1013 Current Rating: 1013 + 904 = 1917 votesCurrent Rating: 1013 + 904 = 1917 votes 904

[783] 7: What now?
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 1001 = 2215 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 1001 = 2215 votes 1001

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 987 = 2080 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 987 = 2080 votes 987

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
825 Current Rating: 825 + 848 = 1673 votesCurrent Rating: 825 + 848 = 1673 votes 848

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
905 Current Rating: 905 + 1046 = 1951 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 1046 = 1951 votes 1046

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 1595 = 2790 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 1595 = 2790 votes 1595


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1258 = 2626 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1258 = 2626 votes 1258

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1476 = 2729 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1476 = 2729 votes 1476

[776] 28: Are you awake?
798 Current Rating: 798 + 933 = 1731 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 933 = 1731 votes 933

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1637 = 3055 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1637 = 3055 votes 1637

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1426 Current Rating: 1426 + 1354 = 2780 votesCurrent Rating: 1426 + 1354 = 2780 votes 1354

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1572 = 3113 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1572 = 3113 votes 1572

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1246 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1246 = 2513 votes 1246

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
830 Current Rating: 830 + 734 = 1564 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 734 = 1564 votes 734

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
979 Current Rating: 979 + 882 = 1861 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 882 = 1861 votes 882

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1575 = 2808 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1575 = 2808 votes 1575

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1105 = 2363 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1105 = 2363 votes 1105

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 984 = 2193 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 984 = 2193 votes 984

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1003 = 2338 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1003 = 2338 votes 1003

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
803 Current Rating: 803 + 796 = 1599 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 796 = 1599 votes 796

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
880 Current Rating: 880 + 885 = 1765 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 885 = 1765 votes 885

[763] 8: Would you love me more
743 Current Rating: 743 + 737 = 1480 votesCurrent Rating: 743 + 737 = 1480 votes 737

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
1581 Current Rating: 1581 + 1256 = 2837 votesCurrent Rating: 1581 + 1256 = 2837 votes 1256

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
749 Current Rating: 749 + 889 = 1638 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 889 = 1638 votes 889

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
927 Current Rating: 927 + 942 = 1869 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 942 = 1869 votes 942

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1160 = 2414 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1160 = 2414 votes 1160

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
1949 Current Rating: 1949 + 1948 = 3897 votesCurrent Rating: 1949 + 1948 = 3897 votes 1948


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1184 = 2388 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1184 = 2388 votes 1184

[756] 30: Good morning sir
780 Current Rating: 780 + 780 = 1560 votesCurrent Rating: 780 + 780 = 1560 votes 780

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
932 Current Rating: 932 + 964 = 1896 votesCurrent Rating: 932 + 964 = 1896 votes 964

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1060 = 2325 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1060 = 2325 votes 1060

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
983 Current Rating: 983 + 893 = 1876 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 893 = 1876 votes 893

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 968 = 2082 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 968 = 2082 votes 968

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1433 = 2736 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1433 = 2736 votes 1433

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
719 Current Rating: 719 + 845 = 1564 votesCurrent Rating: 719 + 845 = 1564 votes 845

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
749 Current Rating: 749 + 774 = 1523 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 774 = 1523 votes 774

[748] 18: What are you watching?
896 Current Rating: 896 + 853 = 1749 votesCurrent Rating: 896 + 853 = 1749 votes 853

[747] 17: See you later
613 Current Rating: 613 + 617 = 1230 votesCurrent Rating: 613 + 617 = 1230 votes 617

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
766 Current Rating: 766 + 819 = 1585 votesCurrent Rating: 766 + 819 = 1585 votes 819

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1025 = 2484 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1025 = 2484 votes 1025

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
9390 Current Rating: 9390 + 11633 = 21023 votesCurrent Rating: 9390 + 11633 = 21023 votes 11633

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
1937 Current Rating: 1937 + 1771 = 3708 votesCurrent Rating: 1937 + 1771 = 3708 votes 1771

[742] 10: You look miserable
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1045 = 2418 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1045 = 2418 votes 1045

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
885 Current Rating: 885 + 998 = 1883 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 998 = 1883 votes 998

[740] 8: What are you reading?
747 Current Rating: 747 + 804 = 1551 votesCurrent Rating: 747 + 804 = 1551 votes 804

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
804 Current Rating: 804 + 916 = 1720 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 916 = 1720 votes 916

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
674 Current Rating: 674 + 720 = 1394 votesCurrent Rating: 674 + 720 = 1394 votes 720

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 957 = 2146 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 957 = 2146 votes 957

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
24605 Current Rating: 24605 + 25676 = 50281 votesCurrent Rating: 24605 + 25676 = 50281 votes 25676

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
59530 Current Rating: 59530 + 60623 = 120153 votesCurrent Rating: 59530 + 60623 = 120153 votes 60623


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1232 = 2420 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1232 = 2420 votes 1232

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
2572 Current Rating: 2572 + 2083 = 4655 votesCurrent Rating: 2572 + 2083 = 4655 votes 2083

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1151 = 2449 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1151 = 2449 votes 1151

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1123 = 2291 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1123 = 2291 votes 1123

[730] 20: Where have you been?
5565 Current Rating: 5565 + 8975 = 14540 votesCurrent Rating: 5565 + 8975 = 14540 votes 8975

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 922 = 2034 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 922 = 2034 votes 922

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
773 Current Rating: 773 + 899 = 1672 votesCurrent Rating: 773 + 899 = 1672 votes 899

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 2861 = 4930 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 2861 = 4930 votes 2861

[726] 14: Do you know what
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 1012 = 2148 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 1012 = 2148 votes 1012

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
895 Current Rating: 895 + 895 = 1790 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 895 = 1790 votes 895

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
705 Current Rating: 705 + 787 = 1492 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 787 = 1492 votes 787

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 880 = 1919 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 880 = 1919 votes 880

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
686 Current Rating: 686 + 730 = 1416 votesCurrent Rating: 686 + 730 = 1416 votes 730

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
750 Current Rating: 750 + 818 = 1568 votesCurrent Rating: 750 + 818 = 1568 votes 818

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
958 Current Rating: 958 + 853 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 958 + 853 = 1811 votes 853

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1213 = 2348 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1213 = 2348 votes 1213

[718] 3: What are you watching?
837 Current Rating: 837 + 699 = 1536 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 699 = 1536 votes 699


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1152 Current Rating: 1152 + 1257 = 2409 votesCurrent Rating: 1152 + 1257 = 2409 votes 1257

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
938 Current Rating: 938 + 893 = 1831 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 893 = 1831 votes 893

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
940 Current Rating: 940 + 739 = 1679 votesCurrent Rating: 940 + 739 = 1679 votes 739

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
701 Current Rating: 701 + 783 = 1484 votesCurrent Rating: 701 + 783 = 1484 votes 783

[713] 27: And now Mom?
672 Current Rating: 672 + 698 = 1370 votesCurrent Rating: 672 + 698 = 1370 votes 698

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
768 Current Rating: 768 + 790 = 1558 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 790 = 1558 votes 790

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 1473 = 2562 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 1473 = 2562 votes 1473

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
796 Current Rating: 796 + 796 = 1592 votesCurrent Rating: 796 + 796 = 1592 votes 796

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
762 Current Rating: 762 + 811 = 1573 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 811 = 1573 votes 811

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
754 Current Rating: 754 + 769 = 1523 votesCurrent Rating: 754 + 769 = 1523 votes 769

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
691 Current Rating: 691 + 701 = 1392 votesCurrent Rating: 691 + 701 = 1392 votes 701

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
723 Current Rating: 723 + 585 = 1308 votesCurrent Rating: 723 + 585 = 1308 votes 585

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1145 Current Rating: 1145 + 1362 = 2507 votesCurrent Rating: 1145 + 1362 = 2507 votes 1362

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1594 = 3037 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1594 = 3037 votes 1594

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
978 Current Rating: 978 + 870 = 1848 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 870 = 1848 votes 870

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
906 Current Rating: 906 + 1149 = 2055 votesCurrent Rating: 906 + 1149 = 2055 votes 1149

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
821 Current Rating: 821 + 1008 = 1829 votesCurrent Rating: 821 + 1008 = 1829 votes 1008

[700] 6: There, all finished
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1250 = 2398 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1250 = 2398 votes 1250

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
767 Current Rating: 767 + 667 = 1434 votesCurrent Rating: 767 + 667 = 1434 votes 667

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
901 Current Rating: 901 + 693 = 1594 votesCurrent Rating: 901 + 693 = 1594 votes 693

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 897 = 2071 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 897 = 2071 votes 897


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
942 Current Rating: 942 + 971 = 1913 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 971 = 1913 votes 971

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
846 Current Rating: 846 + 903 = 1749 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 903 = 1749 votes 903

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
941 Current Rating: 941 + 791 = 1732 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 791 = 1732 votes 791

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
610 Current Rating: 610 + 697 = 1307 votesCurrent Rating: 610 + 697 = 1307 votes 697

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 811 = 1851 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 811 = 1851 votes 811

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
744 Current Rating: 744 + 958 = 1702 votesCurrent Rating: 744 + 958 = 1702 votes 958

[690] 23: The papers are signed
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 791 = 2121 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 791 = 2121 votes 791

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
32560 Current Rating: 32560 + 32693 = 65253 votesCurrent Rating: 32560 + 32693 = 65253 votes 32693

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
935 Current Rating: 935 + 809 = 1744 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 809 = 1744 votes 809

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
752 Current Rating: 752 + 730 = 1482 votesCurrent Rating: 752 + 730 = 1482 votes 730

[686] 17: I have something to confess
751 Current Rating: 751 + 823 = 1574 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 823 = 1574 votes 823

[685] 16: How your location can change
744 Current Rating: 744 + 934 = 1678 votesCurrent Rating: 744 + 934 = 1678 votes 934

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1146 Current Rating: 1146 + 1457 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1146 + 1457 = 2603 votes 1457

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 940 = 2007 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 940 = 2007 votes 940

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1088 = 2334 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1088 = 2334 votes 1088

[681] 9: Why does everything
798 Current Rating: 798 + 827 = 1625 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 827 = 1625 votes 827

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1163 = 2415 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1163 = 2415 votes 1163

[679] 5: You re late again
738 Current Rating: 738 + 749 = 1487 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 749 = 1487 votes 749

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1336 Current Rating: 1336 + 1331 = 2667 votesCurrent Rating: 1336 + 1331 = 2667 votes 1331

[677] 3: What s the difference
751 Current Rating: 751 + 877 = 1628 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 877 = 1628 votes 877

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 992 = 2071 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 992 = 2071 votes 992


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1058 Current Rating: 1058 + 1071 = 2129 votesCurrent Rating: 1058 + 1071 = 2129 votes 1071

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1260 = 2351 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1260 = 2351 votes 1260

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
835 Current Rating: 835 + 794 = 1629 votesCurrent Rating: 835 + 794 = 1629 votes 794

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
766 Current Rating: 766 + 1137 = 1903 votesCurrent Rating: 766 + 1137 = 1903 votes 1137

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
774 Current Rating: 774 + 829 = 1603 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 829 = 1603 votes 829

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
711 Current Rating: 711 + 853 = 1564 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 853 = 1564 votes 853

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
867 Current Rating: 867 + 812 = 1679 votesCurrent Rating: 867 + 812 = 1679 votes 812

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 968 = 1971 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 968 = 1971 votes 968

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
770 Current Rating: 770 + 849 = 1619 votesCurrent Rating: 770 + 849 = 1619 votes 849

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
839 Current Rating: 839 + 960 = 1799 votesCurrent Rating: 839 + 960 = 1799 votes 960

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
851 Current Rating: 851 + 894 = 1745 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 894 = 1745 votes 894

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
812 Current Rating: 812 + 1055 = 1867 votesCurrent Rating: 812 + 1055 = 1867 votes 1055

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
778 Current Rating: 778 + 1019 = 1797 votesCurrent Rating: 778 + 1019 = 1797 votes 1019

[662] 11: You look miserable
813 Current Rating: 813 + 992 = 1805 votesCurrent Rating: 813 + 992 = 1805 votes 992

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
938 Current Rating: 938 + 1169 = 2107 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 1169 = 2107 votes 1169

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
901 Current Rating: 901 + 1184 = 2085 votesCurrent Rating: 901 + 1184 = 2085 votes 1184

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
794 Current Rating: 794 + 801 = 1595 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 801 = 1595 votes 801

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
817 Current Rating: 817 + 851 = 1668 votesCurrent Rating: 817 + 851 = 1668 votes 851

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
881 Current Rating: 881 + 927 = 1808 votesCurrent Rating: 881 + 927 = 1808 votes 927

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
987 Current Rating: 987 + 929 = 1916 votesCurrent Rating: 987 + 929 = 1916 votes 929


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
559 Current Rating: 559 + 692 = 1251 votesCurrent Rating: 559 + 692 = 1251 votes 692

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
664 Current Rating: 664 + 685 = 1349 votesCurrent Rating: 664 + 685 = 1349 votes 685

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
929 Current Rating: 929 + 1036 = 1965 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 1036 = 1965 votes 1036

[652] 28: How come men always look
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 1082 = 2187 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 1082 = 2187 votes 1082

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
931 Current Rating: 931 + 1030 = 1961 votesCurrent Rating: 931 + 1030 = 1961 votes 1030

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
686 Current Rating: 686 + 762 = 1448 votesCurrent Rating: 686 + 762 = 1448 votes 762

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
927 Current Rating: 927 + 853 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 853 = 1780 votes 853

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
961 Current Rating: 961 + 901 = 1862 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 901 = 1862 votes 901

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
841 Current Rating: 841 + 766 = 1607 votesCurrent Rating: 841 + 766 = 1607 votes 766

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
858 Current Rating: 858 + 901 = 1759 votesCurrent Rating: 858 + 901 = 1759 votes 901

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
716 Current Rating: 716 + 671 = 1387 votesCurrent Rating: 716 + 671 = 1387 votes 671

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
750 Current Rating: 750 + 766 = 1516 votesCurrent Rating: 750 + 766 = 1516 votes 766

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
849 Current Rating: 849 + 947 = 1796 votesCurrent Rating: 849 + 947 = 1796 votes 947

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
855 Current Rating: 855 + 964 = 1819 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 964 = 1819 votes 964

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
825 Current Rating: 825 + 806 = 1631 votesCurrent Rating: 825 + 806 = 1631 votes 806

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
706 Current Rating: 706 + 726 = 1432 votesCurrent Rating: 706 + 726 = 1432 votes 726

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
740 Current Rating: 740 + 798 = 1538 votesCurrent Rating: 740 + 798 = 1538 votes 798

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
728 Current Rating: 728 + 732 = 1460 votesCurrent Rating: 728 + 732 = 1460 votes 732

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
801 Current Rating: 801 + 875 = 1676 votesCurrent Rating: 801 + 875 = 1676 votes 875

[636] 3: When I die
988 Current Rating: 988 + 1138 = 2126 votesCurrent Rating: 988 + 1138 = 2126 votes 1138

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
792 Current Rating: 792 + 763 = 1555 votesCurrent Rating: 792 + 763 = 1555 votes 763


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
839 Current Rating: 839 + 927 = 1766 votesCurrent Rating: 839 + 927 = 1766 votes 927

[633] 25: You are looking good
796 Current Rating: 796 + 883 = 1679 votesCurrent Rating: 796 + 883 = 1679 votes 883

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1032 = 2132 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1032 = 2132 votes 1032

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
641 Current Rating: 641 + 855 = 1496 votesCurrent Rating: 641 + 855 = 1496 votes 855

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
892 Current Rating: 892 + 1191 = 2083 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 1191 = 2083 votes 1191

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
622 Current Rating: 622 + 742 = 1364 votesCurrent Rating: 622 + 742 = 1364 votes 742

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
606 Current Rating: 606 + 786 = 1392 votesCurrent Rating: 606 + 786 = 1392 votes 786

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
763 Current Rating: 763 + 907 = 1670 votesCurrent Rating: 763 + 907 = 1670 votes 907

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
933 Current Rating: 933 + 1026 = 1959 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 1026 = 1959 votes 1026

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
951 Current Rating: 951 + 1118 = 2069 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 1118 = 2069 votes 1118

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
795 Current Rating: 795 + 833 = 1628 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 833 = 1628 votes 833

[623] 11: What is the difference
759 Current Rating: 759 + 783 = 1542 votesCurrent Rating: 759 + 783 = 1542 votes 783

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
639 Current Rating: 639 + 640 = 1279 votesCurrent Rating: 639 + 640 = 1279 votes 640

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
921 Current Rating: 921 + 945 = 1866 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 945 = 1866 votes 945

[620] 3: Hey big boy
978 Current Rating: 978 + 1105 = 2083 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 1105 = 2083 votes 1105

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
820 Current Rating: 820 + 778 = 1598 votesCurrent Rating: 820 + 778 = 1598 votes 778


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
959 Current Rating: 959 + 907 = 1866 votesCurrent Rating: 959 + 907 = 1866 votes 907

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
669 Current Rating: 669 + 849 = 1518 votesCurrent Rating: 669 + 849 = 1518 votes 849

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
937 Current Rating: 937 + 934 = 1871 votesCurrent Rating: 937 + 934 = 1871 votes 934

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
821 Current Rating: 821 + 875 = 1696 votesCurrent Rating: 821 + 875 = 1696 votes 875

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1275 Current Rating: 1275 + 1291 = 2566 votesCurrent Rating: 1275 + 1291 = 2566 votes 1291

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1056 Current Rating: 1056 + 1048 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1056 + 1048 = 2104 votes 1048

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 1431 = 2810 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 1431 = 2810 votes 1431

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
787 Current Rating: 787 + 729 = 1516 votesCurrent Rating: 787 + 729 = 1516 votes 729

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
680 Current Rating: 680 + 958 = 1638 votesCurrent Rating: 680 + 958 = 1638 votes 958

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
697 Current Rating: 697 + 702 = 1399 votesCurrent Rating: 697 + 702 = 1399 votes 702

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
926 Current Rating: 926 + 1082 = 2008 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 1082 = 2008 votes 1082

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
762 Current Rating: 762 + 686 = 1448 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 686 = 1448 votes 686

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
679 Current Rating: 679 + 775 = 1454 votesCurrent Rating: 679 + 775 = 1454 votes 775

[605] 12: When I was at school
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 977 = 2040 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 977 = 2040 votes 977

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
917 Current Rating: 917 + 1199 = 2116 votesCurrent Rating: 917 + 1199 = 2116 votes 1199

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
515 Current Rating: 515 + 591 = 1106 votesCurrent Rating: 515 + 591 = 1106 votes 591

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
746 Current Rating: 746 + 837 = 1583 votesCurrent Rating: 746 + 837 = 1583 votes 837

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
863 Current Rating: 863 + 978 = 1841 votesCurrent Rating: 863 + 978 = 1841 votes 978

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
791 Current Rating: 791 + 857 = 1648 votesCurrent Rating: 791 + 857 = 1648 votes 857


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
735 Current Rating: 735 + 701 = 1436 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 701 = 1436 votes 701

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
923 Current Rating: 923 + 872 = 1795 votesCurrent Rating: 923 + 872 = 1795 votes 872

[597] 27: I want a divorce
4942 Current Rating: 4942 + 4318 = 9260 votesCurrent Rating: 4942 + 4318 = 9260 votes 4318

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 928 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 928 = 2295 votes 928

[595] 23: You know some women
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 983 = 2252 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 983 = 2252 votes 983

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3596 Current Rating: 3596 + 2908 = 6504 votesCurrent Rating: 3596 + 2908 = 6504 votes 2908

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1232 = 2973 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1232 = 2973 votes 1232

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 929 = 2140 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 929 = 2140 votes 929

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
795 Current Rating: 795 + 873 = 1668 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 873 = 1668 votes 873

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2278 Current Rating: 2278 + 3499 = 5777 votesCurrent Rating: 2278 + 3499 = 5777 votes 3499

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1233 = 2628 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1233 = 2628 votes 1233

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
2920 Current Rating: 2920 + 2647 = 5567 votesCurrent Rating: 2920 + 2647 = 5567 votes 2647

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
963 Current Rating: 963 + 997 = 1960 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 997 = 1960 votes 997

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1292 = 2479 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1292 = 2479 votes 1292

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
950 Current Rating: 950 + 1030 = 1980 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 1030 = 1980 votes 1030

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
828 Current Rating: 828 + 902 = 1730 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 902 = 1730 votes 902

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
777 Current Rating: 777 + 919 = 1696 votesCurrent Rating: 777 + 919 = 1696 votes 919

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1245 Current Rating: 1245 + 1495 = 2740 votesCurrent Rating: 1245 + 1495 = 2740 votes 1495

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1116 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1116 = 2369 votes 1116

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
3933 Current Rating: 3933 + 3390 = 7323 votesCurrent Rating: 3933 + 3390 = 7323 votes 3390

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2605 Current Rating: 2605 + 2368 = 4973 votesCurrent Rating: 2605 + 2368 = 4973 votes 2368


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1148 = 2702 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1148 = 2702 votes 1148

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 785 = 1927 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 785 = 1927 votes 785

[576] 27: What a babe
884 Current Rating: 884 + 842 = 1726 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 842 = 1726 votes 842

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
801 Current Rating: 801 + 878 = 1679 votesCurrent Rating: 801 + 878 = 1679 votes 878

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
905 Current Rating: 905 + 883 = 1788 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 883 = 1788 votes 883

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 922 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 922 = 2162 votes 922

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4351 Current Rating: 4351 + 4665 = 9016 votesCurrent Rating: 4351 + 4665 = 9016 votes 4665

[571] 20: What is the difference
5853 Current Rating: 5853 + 6075 = 11928 votesCurrent Rating: 5853 + 6075 = 11928 votes 6075

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1002 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1002 = 2253 votes 1002

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 1042 = 2090 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 1042 = 2090 votes 1042

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1036 Current Rating: 1036 + 952 = 1988 votesCurrent Rating: 1036 + 952 = 1988 votes 952

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
801 Current Rating: 801 + 981 = 1782 votesCurrent Rating: 801 + 981 = 1782 votes 981

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
932 Current Rating: 932 + 819 = 1751 votesCurrent Rating: 932 + 819 = 1751 votes 819

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 988 = 2273 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 988 = 2273 votes 988

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
939 Current Rating: 939 + 1130 = 2069 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 1130 = 2069 votes 1130

[563] 10: You look terrible
1374 Current Rating: 1374 + 1152 = 2526 votesCurrent Rating: 1374 + 1152 = 2526 votes 1152

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1621 = 3175 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1621 = 3175 votes 1621






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