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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
13226 Current Rating: 13226 + 15107 = 28333 votesCurrent Rating: 13226 + 15107 = 28333 votes 15107

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
3601 Current Rating: 3601 + 2964 = 6565 votesCurrent Rating: 3601 + 2964 = 6565 votes 2964

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
2978 Current Rating: 2978 + 2348 = 5326 votesCurrent Rating: 2978 + 2348 = 5326 votes 2348

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
3265 Current Rating: 3265 + 2539 = 5804 votesCurrent Rating: 3265 + 2539 = 5804 votes 2539

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 5587 = 9429 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 5587 = 9429 votes 5587

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
4084 Current Rating: 4084 + 5921 = 10005 votesCurrent Rating: 4084 + 5921 = 10005 votes 5921

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
3341 Current Rating: 3341 + 2793 = 6134 votesCurrent Rating: 3341 + 2793 = 6134 votes 2793

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
3315 Current Rating: 3315 + 2698 = 6013 votesCurrent Rating: 3315 + 2698 = 6013 votes 2698

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
2766 Current Rating: 2766 + 1941 = 4707 votesCurrent Rating: 2766 + 1941 = 4707 votes 1941

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
3235 Current Rating: 3235 + 2333 = 5568 votesCurrent Rating: 3235 + 2333 = 5568 votes 2333

[783] 7: What now?
3594 Current Rating: 3594 + 3183 = 6777 votesCurrent Rating: 3594 + 3183 = 6777 votes 3183

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
3361 Current Rating: 3361 + 2943 = 6304 votesCurrent Rating: 3361 + 2943 = 6304 votes 2943

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
3336 Current Rating: 3336 + 2574 = 5910 votesCurrent Rating: 3336 + 2574 = 5910 votes 2574

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3142 Current Rating: 3142 + 2463 = 5605 votesCurrent Rating: 3142 + 2463 = 5605 votes 2463

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
3262 Current Rating: 3262 + 2924 = 6186 votesCurrent Rating: 3262 + 2924 = 6186 votes 2924


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
3604 Current Rating: 3604 + 3108 = 6712 votesCurrent Rating: 3604 + 3108 = 6712 votes 3108

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
3255 Current Rating: 3255 + 3916 = 7171 votesCurrent Rating: 3255 + 3916 = 7171 votes 3916

[776] 28: Are you awake?
3333 Current Rating: 3333 + 2610 = 5943 votesCurrent Rating: 3333 + 2610 = 5943 votes 2610

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
3183 Current Rating: 3183 + 2997 = 6180 votesCurrent Rating: 3183 + 2997 = 6180 votes 2997

[774] 26: When I got home last night
3555 Current Rating: 3555 + 2950 = 6505 votesCurrent Rating: 3555 + 2950 = 6505 votes 2950

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
5941 Current Rating: 5941 + 6467 = 12408 votesCurrent Rating: 5941 + 6467 = 12408 votes 6467

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
3179 Current Rating: 3179 + 2880 = 6059 votesCurrent Rating: 3179 + 2880 = 6059 votes 2880

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
2920 Current Rating: 2920 + 2085 = 5005 votesCurrent Rating: 2920 + 2085 = 5005 votes 2085

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
3089 Current Rating: 3089 + 5053 = 8142 votesCurrent Rating: 3089 + 5053 = 8142 votes 5053

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
3755 Current Rating: 3755 + 3408 = 7163 votesCurrent Rating: 3755 + 3408 = 7163 votes 3408

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
3066 Current Rating: 3066 + 2258 = 5324 votesCurrent Rating: 3066 + 2258 = 5324 votes 2258

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
3845 Current Rating: 3845 + 5848 = 9693 votesCurrent Rating: 3845 + 5848 = 9693 votes 5848

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
4827 Current Rating: 4827 + 7003 = 11830 votesCurrent Rating: 4827 + 7003 = 11830 votes 7003

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
3019 Current Rating: 3019 + 2258 = 5277 votesCurrent Rating: 3019 + 2258 = 5277 votes 2258

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
3302 Current Rating: 3302 + 2508 = 5810 votesCurrent Rating: 3302 + 2508 = 5810 votes 2508

[763] 8: Would you love me more
3251 Current Rating: 3251 + 2338 = 5589 votesCurrent Rating: 3251 + 2338 = 5589 votes 2338

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
5677 Current Rating: 5677 + 6869 = 12546 votesCurrent Rating: 5677 + 6869 = 12546 votes 6869

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
2945 Current Rating: 2945 + 2315 = 5260 votesCurrent Rating: 2945 + 2315 = 5260 votes 2315

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
2952 Current Rating: 2952 + 2341 = 5293 votesCurrent Rating: 2952 + 2341 = 5293 votes 2341

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
3761 Current Rating: 3761 + 3423 = 7184 votesCurrent Rating: 3761 + 3423 = 7184 votes 3423

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
3271 Current Rating: 3271 + 3084 = 6355 votesCurrent Rating: 3271 + 3084 = 6355 votes 3084


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
3212 Current Rating: 3212 + 2698 = 5910 votesCurrent Rating: 3212 + 2698 = 5910 votes 2698

[756] 30: Good morning sir
2936 Current Rating: 2936 + 2361 = 5297 votesCurrent Rating: 2936 + 2361 = 5297 votes 2361

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
3375 Current Rating: 3375 + 2638 = 6013 votesCurrent Rating: 3375 + 2638 = 6013 votes 2638

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
3899 Current Rating: 3899 + 3128 = 7027 votesCurrent Rating: 3899 + 3128 = 7027 votes 3128

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
3365 Current Rating: 3365 + 2742 = 6107 votesCurrent Rating: 3365 + 2742 = 6107 votes 2742

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
3584 Current Rating: 3584 + 2608 = 6192 votesCurrent Rating: 3584 + 2608 = 6192 votes 2608

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
3304 Current Rating: 3304 + 2705 = 6009 votesCurrent Rating: 3304 + 2705 = 6009 votes 2705

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
3151 Current Rating: 3151 + 2516 = 5667 votesCurrent Rating: 3151 + 2516 = 5667 votes 2516

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
2857 Current Rating: 2857 + 2153 = 5010 votesCurrent Rating: 2857 + 2153 = 5010 votes 2153

[748] 18: What are you watching?
3629 Current Rating: 3629 + 3026 = 6655 votesCurrent Rating: 3629 + 3026 = 6655 votes 3026

[747] 17: See you later
3580 Current Rating: 3580 + 2836 = 6416 votesCurrent Rating: 3580 + 2836 = 6416 votes 2836

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
3147 Current Rating: 3147 + 2294 = 5441 votesCurrent Rating: 3147 + 2294 = 5441 votes 2294

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
3731 Current Rating: 3731 + 7134 = 10865 votesCurrent Rating: 3731 + 7134 = 10865 votes 7134

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
33570 Current Rating: 33570 + 36384 = 69954 votesCurrent Rating: 33570 + 36384 = 69954 votes 36384

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
7892 Current Rating: 7892 + 9660 = 17552 votesCurrent Rating: 7892 + 9660 = 17552 votes 9660

[742] 10: You look miserable
3647 Current Rating: 3647 + 2848 = 6495 votesCurrent Rating: 3647 + 2848 = 6495 votes 2848

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
3434 Current Rating: 3434 + 2756 = 6190 votesCurrent Rating: 3434 + 2756 = 6190 votes 2756

[740] 8: What are you reading?
3182 Current Rating: 3182 + 2429 = 5611 votesCurrent Rating: 3182 + 2429 = 5611 votes 2429

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 2907 = 6391 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 2907 = 6391 votes 2907

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
3507 Current Rating: 3507 + 2825 = 6332 votesCurrent Rating: 3507 + 2825 = 6332 votes 2825

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
3389 Current Rating: 3389 + 2739 = 6128 votesCurrent Rating: 3389 + 2739 = 6128 votes 2739

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
4770 Current Rating: 4770 + 6428 = 11198 votesCurrent Rating: 4770 + 6428 = 11198 votes 6428

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
18630 Current Rating: 18630 + 20540 = 39170 votesCurrent Rating: 18630 + 20540 = 39170 votes 20540


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
3319 Current Rating: 3319 + 3009 = 6328 votesCurrent Rating: 3319 + 3009 = 6328 votes 3009

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
11046 Current Rating: 11046 + 11556 = 22602 votesCurrent Rating: 11046 + 11556 = 22602 votes 11556

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
3584 Current Rating: 3584 + 2950 = 6534 votesCurrent Rating: 3584 + 2950 = 6534 votes 2950

[731] 21: What have you got there?
4052 Current Rating: 4052 + 3200 = 7252 votesCurrent Rating: 4052 + 3200 = 7252 votes 3200

[730] 20: Where have you been?
19034 Current Rating: 19034 + 20683 = 39717 votesCurrent Rating: 19034 + 20683 = 39717 votes 20683

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
3110 Current Rating: 3110 + 2442 = 5552 votesCurrent Rating: 3110 + 2442 = 5552 votes 2442

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
2986 Current Rating: 2986 + 2379 = 5365 votesCurrent Rating: 2986 + 2379 = 5365 votes 2379

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
4464 Current Rating: 4464 + 5030 = 9494 votesCurrent Rating: 4464 + 5030 = 9494 votes 5030

[726] 14: Do you know what
3542 Current Rating: 3542 + 2760 = 6302 votesCurrent Rating: 3542 + 2760 = 6302 votes 2760

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
3396 Current Rating: 3396 + 2713 = 6109 votesCurrent Rating: 3396 + 2713 = 6109 votes 2713

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
3051 Current Rating: 3051 + 2318 = 5369 votesCurrent Rating: 3051 + 2318 = 5369 votes 2318

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
3327 Current Rating: 3327 + 2625 = 5952 votesCurrent Rating: 3327 + 2625 = 5952 votes 2625

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
3195 Current Rating: 3195 + 4151 = 7346 votesCurrent Rating: 3195 + 4151 = 7346 votes 4151

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
2922 Current Rating: 2922 + 2259 = 5181 votesCurrent Rating: 2922 + 2259 = 5181 votes 2259

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
3566 Current Rating: 3566 + 2883 = 6449 votesCurrent Rating: 3566 + 2883 = 6449 votes 2883

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
2983 Current Rating: 2983 + 2726 = 5709 votesCurrent Rating: 2983 + 2726 = 5709 votes 2726

[718] 3: What are you watching?
3021 Current Rating: 3021 + 4927 = 7948 votesCurrent Rating: 3021 + 4927 = 7948 votes 4927


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
3246 Current Rating: 3246 + 3006 = 6252 votesCurrent Rating: 3246 + 3006 = 6252 votes 3006

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
3381 Current Rating: 3381 + 2568 = 5949 votesCurrent Rating: 3381 + 2568 = 5949 votes 2568

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
2964 Current Rating: 2964 + 2000 = 4964 votesCurrent Rating: 2964 + 2000 = 4964 votes 2000

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
3280 Current Rating: 3280 + 2554 = 5834 votesCurrent Rating: 3280 + 2554 = 5834 votes 2554

[713] 27: And now Mom?
2963 Current Rating: 2963 + 1992 = 4955 votesCurrent Rating: 2963 + 1992 = 4955 votes 1992

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
3313 Current Rating: 3313 + 2621 = 5934 votesCurrent Rating: 3313 + 2621 = 5934 votes 2621

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
3294 Current Rating: 3294 + 3435 = 6729 votesCurrent Rating: 3294 + 3435 = 6729 votes 3435

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
3299 Current Rating: 3299 + 2569 = 5868 votesCurrent Rating: 3299 + 2569 = 5868 votes 2569

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
3275 Current Rating: 3275 + 2608 = 5883 votesCurrent Rating: 3275 + 2608 = 5883 votes 2608

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
2907 Current Rating: 2907 + 2109 = 5016 votesCurrent Rating: 2907 + 2109 = 5016 votes 2109

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
2938 Current Rating: 2938 + 2060 = 4998 votesCurrent Rating: 2938 + 2060 = 4998 votes 2060

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
3371 Current Rating: 3371 + 5118 = 8489 votesCurrent Rating: 3371 + 5118 = 8489 votes 5118

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
3336 Current Rating: 3336 + 2947 = 6283 votesCurrent Rating: 3336 + 2947 = 6283 votes 2947

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
5235 Current Rating: 5235 + 6166 = 11401 votesCurrent Rating: 5235 + 6166 = 11401 votes 6166

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
3630 Current Rating: 3630 + 2912 = 6542 votesCurrent Rating: 3630 + 2912 = 6542 votes 2912

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
3357 Current Rating: 3357 + 3073 = 6430 votesCurrent Rating: 3357 + 3073 = 6430 votes 3073

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
3286 Current Rating: 3286 + 2687 = 5973 votesCurrent Rating: 3286 + 2687 = 5973 votes 2687

[700] 6: There, all finished
3645 Current Rating: 3645 + 3288 = 6933 votesCurrent Rating: 3645 + 3288 = 6933 votes 3288

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
2898 Current Rating: 2898 + 1922 = 4820 votesCurrent Rating: 2898 + 1922 = 4820 votes 1922

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
3192 Current Rating: 3192 + 5186 = 8378 votesCurrent Rating: 3192 + 5186 = 8378 votes 5186

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
3454 Current Rating: 3454 + 2671 = 6125 votesCurrent Rating: 3454 + 2671 = 6125 votes 2671


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
3512 Current Rating: 3512 + 2935 = 6447 votesCurrent Rating: 3512 + 2935 = 6447 votes 2935

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
3565 Current Rating: 3565 + 3194 = 6759 votesCurrent Rating: 3565 + 3194 = 6759 votes 3194

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
3704 Current Rating: 3704 + 3156 = 6860 votesCurrent Rating: 3704 + 3156 = 6860 votes 3156

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
2938 Current Rating: 2938 + 2105 = 5043 votesCurrent Rating: 2938 + 2105 = 5043 votes 2105

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
3475 Current Rating: 3475 + 2830 = 6305 votesCurrent Rating: 3475 + 2830 = 6305 votes 2830

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
2887 Current Rating: 2887 + 2207 = 5094 votesCurrent Rating: 2887 + 2207 = 5094 votes 2207

[690] 23: The papers are signed
5008 Current Rating: 5008 + 6526 = 11534 votesCurrent Rating: 5008 + 6526 = 11534 votes 6526

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
5177 Current Rating: 5177 + 7047 = 12224 votesCurrent Rating: 5177 + 7047 = 12224 votes 7047

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
3412 Current Rating: 3412 + 2913 = 6325 votesCurrent Rating: 3412 + 2913 = 6325 votes 2913

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
2889 Current Rating: 2889 + 2135 = 5024 votesCurrent Rating: 2889 + 2135 = 5024 votes 2135

[686] 17: I have something to confess
3057 Current Rating: 3057 + 2273 = 5330 votesCurrent Rating: 3057 + 2273 = 5330 votes 2273

[685] 16: How your location can change
3299 Current Rating: 3299 + 2755 = 6054 votesCurrent Rating: 3299 + 2755 = 6054 votes 2755

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
3581 Current Rating: 3581 + 3531 = 7112 votesCurrent Rating: 3581 + 3531 = 7112 votes 3531

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
4172 Current Rating: 4172 + 5889 = 10061 votesCurrent Rating: 4172 + 5889 = 10061 votes 5889

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
4816 Current Rating: 4816 + 4838 = 9654 votesCurrent Rating: 4816 + 4838 = 9654 votes 4838

[681] 9: Why does everything
3614 Current Rating: 3614 + 3050 = 6664 votesCurrent Rating: 3614 + 3050 = 6664 votes 3050

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
3193 Current Rating: 3193 + 2261 = 5454 votesCurrent Rating: 3193 + 2261 = 5454 votes 2261

[679] 5: You re late again
2990 Current Rating: 2990 + 2207 = 5197 votesCurrent Rating: 2990 + 2207 = 5197 votes 2207

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
3819 Current Rating: 3819 + 3270 = 7089 votesCurrent Rating: 3819 + 3270 = 7089 votes 3270

[677] 3: What s the difference
2978 Current Rating: 2978 + 2309 = 5287 votesCurrent Rating: 2978 + 2309 = 5287 votes 2309

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
3396 Current Rating: 3396 + 2845 = 6241 votesCurrent Rating: 3396 + 2845 = 6241 votes 2845


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
2934 Current Rating: 2934 + 2202 = 5136 votesCurrent Rating: 2934 + 2202 = 5136 votes 2202

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
3378 Current Rating: 3378 + 2910 = 6288 votesCurrent Rating: 3378 + 2910 = 6288 votes 2910

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
3143 Current Rating: 3143 + 4062 = 7205 votesCurrent Rating: 3143 + 4062 = 7205 votes 4062

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
2943 Current Rating: 2943 + 2642 = 5585 votesCurrent Rating: 2943 + 2642 = 5585 votes 2642

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
3410 Current Rating: 3410 + 2832 = 6242 votesCurrent Rating: 3410 + 2832 = 6242 votes 2832

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
2830 Current Rating: 2830 + 1866 = 4696 votesCurrent Rating: 2830 + 1866 = 4696 votes 1866

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
3277 Current Rating: 3277 + 2528 = 5805 votesCurrent Rating: 3277 + 2528 = 5805 votes 2528

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
3271 Current Rating: 3271 + 3700 = 6971 votesCurrent Rating: 3271 + 3700 = 6971 votes 3700

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
2928 Current Rating: 2928 + 2133 = 5061 votesCurrent Rating: 2928 + 2133 = 5061 votes 2133

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
2893 Current Rating: 2893 + 2196 = 5089 votesCurrent Rating: 2893 + 2196 = 5089 votes 2196

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
3051 Current Rating: 3051 + 2318 = 5369 votesCurrent Rating: 3051 + 2318 = 5369 votes 2318

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
3084 Current Rating: 3084 + 2514 = 5598 votesCurrent Rating: 3084 + 2514 = 5598 votes 2514

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
3099 Current Rating: 3099 + 2603 = 5702 votesCurrent Rating: 3099 + 2603 = 5702 votes 2603

[662] 11: You look miserable
2851 Current Rating: 2851 + 2247 = 5098 votesCurrent Rating: 2851 + 2247 = 5098 votes 2247

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
3383 Current Rating: 3383 + 3102 = 6485 votesCurrent Rating: 3383 + 3102 = 6485 votes 3102

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
2917 Current Rating: 2917 + 2393 = 5310 votesCurrent Rating: 2917 + 2393 = 5310 votes 2393

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
2881 Current Rating: 2881 + 2015 = 4896 votesCurrent Rating: 2881 + 2015 = 4896 votes 2015

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
3278 Current Rating: 3278 + 2594 = 5872 votesCurrent Rating: 3278 + 2594 = 5872 votes 2594

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
3401 Current Rating: 3401 + 2681 = 6082 votesCurrent Rating: 3401 + 2681 = 6082 votes 2681

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
3371 Current Rating: 3371 + 2533 = 5904 votesCurrent Rating: 3371 + 2533 = 5904 votes 2533


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
2713 Current Rating: 2713 + 1924 = 4637 votesCurrent Rating: 2713 + 1924 = 4637 votes 1924

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
3133 Current Rating: 3133 + 2375 = 5508 votesCurrent Rating: 3133 + 2375 = 5508 votes 2375

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
3309 Current Rating: 3309 + 2616 = 5925 votesCurrent Rating: 3309 + 2616 = 5925 votes 2616

[652] 28: How come men always look
3047 Current Rating: 3047 + 2249 = 5296 votesCurrent Rating: 3047 + 2249 = 5296 votes 2249

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
3368 Current Rating: 3368 + 2616 = 5984 votesCurrent Rating: 3368 + 2616 = 5984 votes 2616

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
2937 Current Rating: 2937 + 3878 = 6815 votesCurrent Rating: 2937 + 3878 = 6815 votes 3878

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
3372 Current Rating: 3372 + 2747 = 6119 votesCurrent Rating: 3372 + 2747 = 6119 votes 2747

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
2933 Current Rating: 2933 + 2049 = 4982 votesCurrent Rating: 2933 + 2049 = 4982 votes 2049

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
2948 Current Rating: 2948 + 2035 = 4983 votesCurrent Rating: 2948 + 2035 = 4983 votes 2035

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
3512 Current Rating: 3512 + 2750 = 6262 votesCurrent Rating: 3512 + 2750 = 6262 votes 2750

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
3138 Current Rating: 3138 + 2218 = 5356 votesCurrent Rating: 3138 + 2218 = 5356 votes 2218

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
2919 Current Rating: 2919 + 2042 = 4961 votesCurrent Rating: 2919 + 2042 = 4961 votes 2042

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
3443 Current Rating: 3443 + 3048 = 6491 votesCurrent Rating: 3443 + 3048 = 6491 votes 3048

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
2924 Current Rating: 2924 + 2127 = 5051 votesCurrent Rating: 2924 + 2127 = 5051 votes 2127

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
2907 Current Rating: 2907 + 1939 = 4846 votesCurrent Rating: 2907 + 1939 = 4846 votes 1939

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
3381 Current Rating: 3381 + 4086 = 7467 votesCurrent Rating: 3381 + 4086 = 7467 votes 4086

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
3281 Current Rating: 3281 + 5110 = 8391 votesCurrent Rating: 3281 + 5110 = 8391 votes 5110

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
3111 Current Rating: 3111 + 2356 = 5467 votesCurrent Rating: 3111 + 2356 = 5467 votes 2356

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
3481 Current Rating: 3481 + 2748 = 6229 votesCurrent Rating: 3481 + 2748 = 6229 votes 2748

[636] 3: When I die
3441 Current Rating: 3441 + 3522 = 6963 votesCurrent Rating: 3441 + 3522 = 6963 votes 3522

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 2376 = 5540 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 2376 = 5540 votes 2376


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
2857 Current Rating: 2857 + 2202 = 5059 votesCurrent Rating: 2857 + 2202 = 5059 votes 2202

[633] 25: You are looking good
3013 Current Rating: 3013 + 2268 = 5281 votesCurrent Rating: 3013 + 2268 = 5281 votes 2268

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
3679 Current Rating: 3679 + 3126 = 6805 votesCurrent Rating: 3679 + 3126 = 6805 votes 3126

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
2818 Current Rating: 2818 + 2121 = 4939 votesCurrent Rating: 2818 + 2121 = 4939 votes 2121

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
3199 Current Rating: 3199 + 2720 = 5919 votesCurrent Rating: 3199 + 2720 = 5919 votes 2720

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
3107 Current Rating: 3107 + 2293 = 5400 votesCurrent Rating: 3107 + 2293 = 5400 votes 2293

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
3357 Current Rating: 3357 + 2625 = 5982 votesCurrent Rating: 3357 + 2625 = 5982 votes 2625

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
2784 Current Rating: 2784 + 2120 = 4904 votesCurrent Rating: 2784 + 2120 = 4904 votes 2120

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
3610 Current Rating: 3610 + 3286 = 6896 votesCurrent Rating: 3610 + 3286 = 6896 votes 3286

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
3375 Current Rating: 3375 + 2902 = 6277 votesCurrent Rating: 3375 + 2902 = 6277 votes 2902

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
3149 Current Rating: 3149 + 2531 = 5680 votesCurrent Rating: 3149 + 2531 = 5680 votes 2531

[623] 11: What is the difference
3527 Current Rating: 3527 + 3050 = 6577 votesCurrent Rating: 3527 + 3050 = 6577 votes 3050

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
2952 Current Rating: 2952 + 2165 = 5117 votesCurrent Rating: 2952 + 2165 = 5117 votes 2165

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
3390 Current Rating: 3390 + 2726 = 6116 votesCurrent Rating: 3390 + 2726 = 6116 votes 2726

[620] 3: Hey big boy
3210 Current Rating: 3210 + 2523 = 5733 votesCurrent Rating: 3210 + 2523 = 5733 votes 2523

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
2857 Current Rating: 2857 + 2041 = 4898 votesCurrent Rating: 2857 + 2041 = 4898 votes 2041


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
3010 Current Rating: 3010 + 2655 = 5665 votesCurrent Rating: 3010 + 2655 = 5665 votes 2655

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
2835 Current Rating: 2835 + 2144 = 4979 votesCurrent Rating: 2835 + 2144 = 4979 votes 2144

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
3229 Current Rating: 3229 + 2825 = 6054 votesCurrent Rating: 3229 + 2825 = 6054 votes 2825

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
3154 Current Rating: 3154 + 2505 = 5659 votesCurrent Rating: 3154 + 2505 = 5659 votes 2505

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 3048 = 6671 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 3048 = 6671 votes 3048

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
3257 Current Rating: 3257 + 2628 = 5885 votesCurrent Rating: 3257 + 2628 = 5885 votes 2628

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
4130 Current Rating: 4130 + 3310 = 7440 votesCurrent Rating: 4130 + 3310 = 7440 votes 3310

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
2952 Current Rating: 2952 + 2017 = 4969 votesCurrent Rating: 2952 + 2017 = 4969 votes 2017

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
3406 Current Rating: 3406 + 2743 = 6149 votesCurrent Rating: 3406 + 2743 = 6149 votes 2743

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
2725 Current Rating: 2725 + 1762 = 4487 votesCurrent Rating: 2725 + 1762 = 4487 votes 1762

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
2895 Current Rating: 2895 + 2337 = 5232 votesCurrent Rating: 2895 + 2337 = 5232 votes 2337

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
3243 Current Rating: 3243 + 2384 = 5627 votesCurrent Rating: 3243 + 2384 = 5627 votes 2384

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
3093 Current Rating: 3093 + 5073 = 8166 votesCurrent Rating: 3093 + 5073 = 8166 votes 5073

[605] 12: When I was at school
4078 Current Rating: 4078 + 3326 = 7404 votesCurrent Rating: 4078 + 3326 = 7404 votes 3326

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
3131 Current Rating: 3131 + 2695 = 5826 votesCurrent Rating: 3131 + 2695 = 5826 votes 2695

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
2593 Current Rating: 2593 + 1784 = 4377 votesCurrent Rating: 2593 + 1784 = 4377 votes 1784

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
3343 Current Rating: 3343 + 2780 = 6123 votesCurrent Rating: 3343 + 2780 = 6123 votes 2780

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
2920 Current Rating: 2920 + 2195 = 5115 votesCurrent Rating: 2920 + 2195 = 5115 votes 2195

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
2942 Current Rating: 2942 + 2132 = 5074 votesCurrent Rating: 2942 + 2132 = 5074 votes 2132


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
3128 Current Rating: 3128 + 2283 = 5411 votesCurrent Rating: 3128 + 2283 = 5411 votes 2283

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
3145 Current Rating: 3145 + 2371 = 5516 votesCurrent Rating: 3145 + 2371 = 5516 votes 2371

[597] 27: I want a divorce
6396 Current Rating: 6396 + 7382 = 13778 votesCurrent Rating: 6396 + 7382 = 13778 votes 7382

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
3641 Current Rating: 3641 + 2767 = 6408 votesCurrent Rating: 3641 + 2767 = 6408 votes 2767

[595] 23: You know some women
3224 Current Rating: 3224 + 2297 = 5521 votesCurrent Rating: 3224 + 2297 = 5521 votes 2297

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
5314 Current Rating: 5314 + 8224 = 13538 votesCurrent Rating: 5314 + 8224 = 13538 votes 8224

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
4011 Current Rating: 4011 + 5913 = 9924 votesCurrent Rating: 4011 + 5913 = 9924 votes 5913

[592] 20: So it is girls night
3251 Current Rating: 3251 + 4252 = 7503 votesCurrent Rating: 3251 + 4252 = 7503 votes 4252

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
3004 Current Rating: 3004 + 2357 = 5361 votesCurrent Rating: 3004 + 2357 = 5361 votes 2357

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
3760 Current Rating: 3760 + 4544 = 8304 votesCurrent Rating: 3760 + 4544 = 8304 votes 4544

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
3560 Current Rating: 3560 + 2818 = 6378 votesCurrent Rating: 3560 + 2818 = 6378 votes 2818

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
4701 Current Rating: 4701 + 3975 = 8676 votesCurrent Rating: 4701 + 3975 = 8676 votes 3975

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
3641 Current Rating: 3641 + 3187 = 6828 votesCurrent Rating: 3641 + 3187 = 6828 votes 3187

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
3139 Current Rating: 3139 + 2537 = 5676 votesCurrent Rating: 3139 + 2537 = 5676 votes 2537

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
3327 Current Rating: 3327 + 2621 = 5948 votesCurrent Rating: 3327 + 2621 = 5948 votes 2621

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
2812 Current Rating: 2812 + 2118 = 4930 votesCurrent Rating: 2812 + 2118 = 4930 votes 2118

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
2955 Current Rating: 2955 + 2258 = 5213 votesCurrent Rating: 2955 + 2258 = 5213 votes 2258

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
3407 Current Rating: 3407 + 3157 = 6564 votesCurrent Rating: 3407 + 3157 = 6564 votes 3157

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
2980 Current Rating: 2980 + 2264 = 5244 votesCurrent Rating: 2980 + 2264 = 5244 votes 2264

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
6756 Current Rating: 6756 + 9239 = 15995 votesCurrent Rating: 6756 + 9239 = 15995 votes 9239

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
4444 Current Rating: 4444 + 3712 = 8156 votesCurrent Rating: 4444 + 3712 = 8156 votes 3712


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
3581 Current Rating: 3581 + 2675 = 6256 votesCurrent Rating: 3581 + 2675 = 6256 votes 2675

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
3012 Current Rating: 3012 + 3946 = 6958 votesCurrent Rating: 3012 + 3946 = 6958 votes 3946

[576] 27: What a babe
3258 Current Rating: 3258 + 2406 = 5664 votesCurrent Rating: 3258 + 2406 = 5664 votes 2406

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
2697 Current Rating: 2697 + 1883 = 4580 votesCurrent Rating: 2697 + 1883 = 4580 votes 1883

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
3042 Current Rating: 3042 + 2275 = 5317 votesCurrent Rating: 3042 + 2275 = 5317 votes 2275

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
2817 Current Rating: 2817 + 1867 = 4684 votesCurrent Rating: 2817 + 1867 = 4684 votes 1867

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
6027 Current Rating: 6027 + 5914 = 11941 votesCurrent Rating: 6027 + 5914 = 11941 votes 5914

[571] 20: What is the difference
7438 Current Rating: 7438 + 7101 = 14539 votesCurrent Rating: 7438 + 7101 = 14539 votes 7101

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
2989 Current Rating: 2989 + 4885 = 7874 votesCurrent Rating: 2989 + 4885 = 7874 votes 4885

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
3501 Current Rating: 3501 + 2841 = 6342 votesCurrent Rating: 3501 + 2841 = 6342 votes 2841

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
2968 Current Rating: 2968 + 2044 = 5012 votesCurrent Rating: 2968 + 2044 = 5012 votes 2044

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
2968 Current Rating: 2968 + 2384 = 5352 votesCurrent Rating: 2968 + 2384 = 5352 votes 2384

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
3281 Current Rating: 3281 + 2424 = 5705 votesCurrent Rating: 3281 + 2424 = 5705 votes 2424

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
3648 Current Rating: 3648 + 5477 = 9125 votesCurrent Rating: 3648 + 5477 = 9125 votes 5477

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
3228 Current Rating: 3228 + 2760 = 5988 votesCurrent Rating: 3228 + 2760 = 5988 votes 2760

[563] 10: You look terrible
3789 Current Rating: 3789 + 4779 = 8568 votesCurrent Rating: 3789 + 4779 = 8568 votes 4779

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
3125 Current Rating: 3125 + 2626 = 5751 votesCurrent Rating: 3125 + 2626 = 5751 votes 2626






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