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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You'll notice the gifts we brought you are just empty boxes
5304 Current Rating: 5304 + 5021 = 10325 votesCurrent Rating: 5304 + 5021 = 10325 votes 5021

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1511 Current Rating: 1511 + 1423 = 2934 votesCurrent Rating: 1511 + 1423 = 2934 votes 1423

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
672 Current Rating: 672 + 745 = 1417 votesCurrent Rating: 672 + 745 = 1417 votes 745

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1057 Current Rating: 1057 + 860 = 1917 votesCurrent Rating: 1057 + 860 = 1917 votes 860

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
630 Current Rating: 630 + 725 = 1355 votesCurrent Rating: 630 + 725 = 1355 votes 725

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1169 = 2423 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1169 = 2423 votes 1169

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1146 Current Rating: 1146 + 1054 = 2200 votesCurrent Rating: 1146 + 1054 = 2200 votes 1054

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
916 Current Rating: 916 + 772 = 1688 votesCurrent Rating: 916 + 772 = 1688 votes 772

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
735 Current Rating: 735 + 674 = 1409 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 674 = 1409 votes 674

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
938 Current Rating: 938 + 873 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 873 = 1811 votes 873

[783] 7: What now?
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 890 = 1949 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 890 = 1949 votes 890

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 932 = 1943 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 932 = 1943 votes 932

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
755 Current Rating: 755 + 783 = 1538 votesCurrent Rating: 755 + 783 = 1538 votes 783

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
833 Current Rating: 833 + 969 = 1802 votesCurrent Rating: 833 + 969 = 1802 votes 969

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 1490 = 2562 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 1490 = 2562 votes 1490


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1204 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1204 = 2498 votes 1204

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 1198 = 2373 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 1198 = 2373 votes 1198

[776] 28: Are you awake?
748 Current Rating: 748 + 886 = 1634 votesCurrent Rating: 748 + 886 = 1634 votes 886

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1562 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1562 = 2896 votes 1562

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1326 Current Rating: 1326 + 1264 = 2590 votesCurrent Rating: 1326 + 1264 = 2590 votes 1264

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1305 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1305 = 2586 votes 1305

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1079 = 2236 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1079 = 2236 votes 1079

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
771 Current Rating: 771 + 695 = 1466 votesCurrent Rating: 771 + 695 = 1466 votes 695

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
851 Current Rating: 851 + 836 = 1687 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 836 = 1687 votes 836

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 1492 = 2542 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 1492 = 2542 votes 1492

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1062 = 2273 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1062 = 2273 votes 1062

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 892 = 1939 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 892 = 1939 votes 892

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 914 = 2012 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 914 = 2012 votes 914

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
722 Current Rating: 722 + 729 = 1451 votesCurrent Rating: 722 + 729 = 1451 votes 729

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
810 Current Rating: 810 + 840 = 1650 votesCurrent Rating: 810 + 840 = 1650 votes 840

[763] 8: Would you love me more
694 Current Rating: 694 + 690 = 1384 votesCurrent Rating: 694 + 690 = 1384 votes 690

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
1297 Current Rating: 1297 + 1059 = 2356 votesCurrent Rating: 1297 + 1059 = 2356 votes 1059

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
709 Current Rating: 709 + 853 = 1562 votesCurrent Rating: 709 + 853 = 1562 votes 853

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
854 Current Rating: 854 + 900 = 1754 votesCurrent Rating: 854 + 900 = 1754 votes 900

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 1014 = 2080 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 1014 = 2080 votes 1014

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
1863 Current Rating: 1863 + 1889 = 3752 votesCurrent Rating: 1863 + 1889 = 3752 votes 1889


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 1064 = 2169 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 1064 = 2169 votes 1064

[756] 30: Good morning sir
718 Current Rating: 718 + 730 = 1448 votesCurrent Rating: 718 + 730 = 1448 votes 730

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
821 Current Rating: 821 + 895 = 1716 votesCurrent Rating: 821 + 895 = 1716 votes 895

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 984 = 2092 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 984 = 2092 votes 984

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
869 Current Rating: 869 + 836 = 1705 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 836 = 1705 votes 836

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
959 Current Rating: 959 + 885 = 1844 votesCurrent Rating: 959 + 885 = 1844 votes 885

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1386 = 2632 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1386 = 2632 votes 1386

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
664 Current Rating: 664 + 792 = 1456 votesCurrent Rating: 664 + 792 = 1456 votes 792

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
671 Current Rating: 671 + 702 = 1373 votesCurrent Rating: 671 + 702 = 1373 votes 702

[748] 18: What are you watching?
794 Current Rating: 794 + 781 = 1575 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 781 = 1575 votes 781

[747] 17: See you later
569 Current Rating: 569 + 575 = 1144 votesCurrent Rating: 569 + 575 = 1144 votes 575

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
698 Current Rating: 698 + 750 = 1448 votesCurrent Rating: 698 + 750 = 1448 votes 750

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 969 = 2342 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 969 = 2342 votes 969

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
8006 Current Rating: 8006 + 11157 = 19163 votesCurrent Rating: 8006 + 11157 = 19163 votes 11157

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1493 = 3188 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1493 = 3188 votes 1493

[742] 10: You look miserable
1219 Current Rating: 1219 + 908 = 2127 votesCurrent Rating: 1219 + 908 = 2127 votes 908

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
817 Current Rating: 817 + 942 = 1759 votesCurrent Rating: 817 + 942 = 1759 votes 942

[740] 8: What are you reading?
698 Current Rating: 698 + 758 = 1456 votesCurrent Rating: 698 + 758 = 1456 votes 758

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
715 Current Rating: 715 + 845 = 1560 votesCurrent Rating: 715 + 845 = 1560 votes 845

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
615 Current Rating: 615 + 668 = 1283 votesCurrent Rating: 615 + 668 = 1283 votes 668

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
989 Current Rating: 989 + 845 = 1834 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 845 = 1834 votes 845

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
17785 Current Rating: 17785 + 17153 = 34938 votesCurrent Rating: 17785 + 17153 = 34938 votes 17153

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
34962 Current Rating: 34962 + 35638 = 70600 votesCurrent Rating: 34962 + 35638 = 70600 votes 35638


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1140 = 2265 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1140 = 2265 votes 1140

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
1846 Current Rating: 1846 + 1459 = 3305 votesCurrent Rating: 1846 + 1459 = 3305 votes 1459

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1089 = 2337 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1089 = 2337 votes 1089

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 1010 = 2025 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 1010 = 2025 votes 1010

[730] 20: Where have you been?
2929 Current Rating: 2929 + 5665 = 8594 votesCurrent Rating: 2929 + 5665 = 8594 votes 5665

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
969 Current Rating: 969 + 811 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 969 + 811 = 1780 votes 811

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
715 Current Rating: 715 + 844 = 1559 votesCurrent Rating: 715 + 844 = 1559 votes 844

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
1891 Current Rating: 1891 + 2552 = 4443 votesCurrent Rating: 1891 + 2552 = 4443 votes 2552

[726] 14: Do you know what
856 Current Rating: 856 + 760 = 1616 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 760 = 1616 votes 760

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
821 Current Rating: 821 + 832 = 1653 votesCurrent Rating: 821 + 832 = 1653 votes 832

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
662 Current Rating: 662 + 742 = 1404 votesCurrent Rating: 662 + 742 = 1404 votes 742

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
904 Current Rating: 904 + 818 = 1722 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 818 = 1722 votes 818

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
633 Current Rating: 633 + 688 = 1321 votesCurrent Rating: 633 + 688 = 1321 votes 688

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
704 Current Rating: 704 + 786 = 1490 votesCurrent Rating: 704 + 786 = 1490 votes 786

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
853 Current Rating: 853 + 797 = 1650 votesCurrent Rating: 853 + 797 = 1650 votes 797

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 1152 = 2196 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 1152 = 2196 votes 1152

[718] 3: What are you watching?
765 Current Rating: 765 + 658 = 1423 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 658 = 1423 votes 658


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 1166 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 1166 = 2205 votes 1166

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
848 Current Rating: 848 + 844 = 1692 votesCurrent Rating: 848 + 844 = 1692 votes 844

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
860 Current Rating: 860 + 708 = 1568 votesCurrent Rating: 860 + 708 = 1568 votes 708

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
602 Current Rating: 602 + 696 = 1298 votesCurrent Rating: 602 + 696 = 1298 votes 696

[713] 27: And now Mom?
615 Current Rating: 615 + 638 = 1253 votesCurrent Rating: 615 + 638 = 1253 votes 638

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
714 Current Rating: 714 + 737 = 1451 votesCurrent Rating: 714 + 737 = 1451 votes 737

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 1423 = 2441 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 1423 = 2441 votes 1423

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
747 Current Rating: 747 + 750 = 1497 votesCurrent Rating: 747 + 750 = 1497 votes 750

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
687 Current Rating: 687 + 748 = 1435 votesCurrent Rating: 687 + 748 = 1435 votes 748

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
688 Current Rating: 688 + 706 = 1394 votesCurrent Rating: 688 + 706 = 1394 votes 706

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
645 Current Rating: 645 + 665 = 1310 votesCurrent Rating: 645 + 665 = 1310 votes 665

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
664 Current Rating: 664 + 549 = 1213 votesCurrent Rating: 664 + 549 = 1213 votes 549

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 1304 = 2363 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 1304 = 2363 votes 1304

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 1260 = 2443 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 1260 = 2443 votes 1260

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
866 Current Rating: 866 + 817 = 1683 votesCurrent Rating: 866 + 817 = 1683 votes 817

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
824 Current Rating: 824 + 1102 = 1926 votesCurrent Rating: 824 + 1102 = 1926 votes 1102

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
742 Current Rating: 742 + 919 = 1661 votesCurrent Rating: 742 + 919 = 1661 votes 919

[700] 6: There, all finished
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1198 = 2283 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1198 = 2283 votes 1198

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
705 Current Rating: 705 + 614 = 1319 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 614 = 1319 votes 614

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
809 Current Rating: 809 + 634 = 1443 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 634 = 1443 votes 634

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 791 = 1829 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 791 = 1829 votes 791


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
855 Current Rating: 855 + 916 = 1771 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 916 = 1771 votes 916

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
751 Current Rating: 751 + 821 = 1572 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 821 = 1572 votes 821

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
854 Current Rating: 854 + 729 = 1583 votesCurrent Rating: 854 + 729 = 1583 votes 729

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
572 Current Rating: 572 + 660 = 1232 votesCurrent Rating: 572 + 660 = 1232 votes 660

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
907 Current Rating: 907 + 746 = 1653 votesCurrent Rating: 907 + 746 = 1653 votes 746

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
681 Current Rating: 681 + 911 = 1592 votesCurrent Rating: 681 + 911 = 1592 votes 911

[690] 23: The papers are signed
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 701 = 1808 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 701 = 1808 votes 701

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
20994 Current Rating: 20994 + 22359 = 43353 votesCurrent Rating: 20994 + 22359 = 43353 votes 22359

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
828 Current Rating: 828 + 738 = 1566 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 738 = 1566 votes 738

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
712 Current Rating: 712 + 690 = 1402 votesCurrent Rating: 712 + 690 = 1402 votes 690

[686] 17: I have something to confess
707 Current Rating: 707 + 777 = 1484 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 777 = 1484 votes 777

[685] 16: How your location can change
679 Current Rating: 679 + 868 = 1547 votesCurrent Rating: 679 + 868 = 1547 votes 868

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 1386 = 2445 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 1386 = 2445 votes 1386

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
919 Current Rating: 919 + 879 = 1798 votesCurrent Rating: 919 + 879 = 1798 votes 879

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 866 = 1895 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 866 = 1895 votes 866

[681] 9: Why does everything
738 Current Rating: 738 + 787 = 1525 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 787 = 1525 votes 787

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 1135 = 2311 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 1135 = 2311 votes 1135

[679] 5: You re late again
703 Current Rating: 703 + 717 = 1420 votesCurrent Rating: 703 + 717 = 1420 votes 717

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1269 = 2541 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1269 = 2541 votes 1269

[677] 3: What s the difference
723 Current Rating: 723 + 848 = 1571 votesCurrent Rating: 723 + 848 = 1571 votes 848

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 946 = 1968 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 946 = 1968 votes 946


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 1049 = 2082 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 1049 = 2082 votes 1049

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 1227 = 2279 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 1227 = 2279 votes 1227

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
803 Current Rating: 803 + 762 = 1565 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 762 = 1565 votes 762

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
731 Current Rating: 731 + 1105 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 731 + 1105 = 1836 votes 1105

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
718 Current Rating: 718 + 783 = 1501 votesCurrent Rating: 718 + 783 = 1501 votes 783

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
690 Current Rating: 690 + 830 = 1520 votesCurrent Rating: 690 + 830 = 1520 votes 830

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
803 Current Rating: 803 + 762 = 1565 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 762 = 1565 votes 762

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
901 Current Rating: 901 + 923 = 1824 votesCurrent Rating: 901 + 923 = 1824 votes 923

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
697 Current Rating: 697 + 795 = 1492 votesCurrent Rating: 697 + 795 = 1492 votes 795

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
787 Current Rating: 787 + 910 = 1697 votesCurrent Rating: 787 + 910 = 1697 votes 910

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
826 Current Rating: 826 + 868 = 1694 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 868 = 1694 votes 868

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
746 Current Rating: 746 + 989 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 746 + 989 = 1735 votes 989

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
724 Current Rating: 724 + 967 = 1691 votesCurrent Rating: 724 + 967 = 1691 votes 967

[662] 11: You look miserable
780 Current Rating: 780 + 960 = 1740 votesCurrent Rating: 780 + 960 = 1740 votes 960

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
887 Current Rating: 887 + 1119 = 2006 votesCurrent Rating: 887 + 1119 = 2006 votes 1119

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
876 Current Rating: 876 + 1164 = 2040 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 1164 = 2040 votes 1164

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
742 Current Rating: 742 + 763 = 1505 votesCurrent Rating: 742 + 763 = 1505 votes 763

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
767 Current Rating: 767 + 818 = 1585 votesCurrent Rating: 767 + 818 = 1585 votes 818

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
821 Current Rating: 821 + 882 = 1703 votesCurrent Rating: 821 + 882 = 1703 votes 882

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
932 Current Rating: 932 + 876 = 1808 votesCurrent Rating: 932 + 876 = 1808 votes 876


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
517 Current Rating: 517 + 653 = 1170 votesCurrent Rating: 517 + 653 = 1170 votes 653

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
619 Current Rating: 619 + 632 = 1251 votesCurrent Rating: 619 + 632 = 1251 votes 632

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
848 Current Rating: 848 + 959 = 1807 votesCurrent Rating: 848 + 959 = 1807 votes 959

[652] 28: How come men always look
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1025 = 2080 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1025 = 2080 votes 1025

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
883 Current Rating: 883 + 981 = 1864 votesCurrent Rating: 883 + 981 = 1864 votes 981

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
639 Current Rating: 639 + 712 = 1351 votesCurrent Rating: 639 + 712 = 1351 votes 712

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
827 Current Rating: 827 + 751 = 1578 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 751 = 1578 votes 751

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
911 Current Rating: 911 + 849 = 1760 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 849 = 1760 votes 849

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
804 Current Rating: 804 + 732 = 1536 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 732 = 1536 votes 732

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
805 Current Rating: 805 + 850 = 1655 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 850 = 1655 votes 850

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
672 Current Rating: 672 + 637 = 1309 votesCurrent Rating: 672 + 637 = 1309 votes 637

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
699 Current Rating: 699 + 711 = 1410 votesCurrent Rating: 699 + 711 = 1410 votes 711

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
773 Current Rating: 773 + 868 = 1641 votesCurrent Rating: 773 + 868 = 1641 votes 868

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
818 Current Rating: 818 + 926 = 1744 votesCurrent Rating: 818 + 926 = 1744 votes 926

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
768 Current Rating: 768 + 769 = 1537 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 769 = 1537 votes 769

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
662 Current Rating: 662 + 676 = 1338 votesCurrent Rating: 662 + 676 = 1338 votes 676

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
699 Current Rating: 699 + 753 = 1452 votesCurrent Rating: 699 + 753 = 1452 votes 753

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
637 Current Rating: 637 + 646 = 1283 votesCurrent Rating: 637 + 646 = 1283 votes 646

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
752 Current Rating: 752 + 825 = 1577 votesCurrent Rating: 752 + 825 = 1577 votes 825

[636] 3: When I die
826 Current Rating: 826 + 978 = 1804 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 978 = 1804 votes 978

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
727 Current Rating: 727 + 707 = 1434 votesCurrent Rating: 727 + 707 = 1434 votes 707


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
768 Current Rating: 768 + 860 = 1628 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 860 = 1628 votes 860

[633] 25: You are looking good
732 Current Rating: 732 + 830 = 1562 votesCurrent Rating: 732 + 830 = 1562 votes 830

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 979 = 2011 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 979 = 2011 votes 979

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
599 Current Rating: 599 + 813 = 1412 votesCurrent Rating: 599 + 813 = 1412 votes 813

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
816 Current Rating: 816 + 1121 = 1937 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 1121 = 1937 votes 1121

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
569 Current Rating: 569 + 688 = 1257 votesCurrent Rating: 569 + 688 = 1257 votes 688

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
568 Current Rating: 568 + 744 = 1312 votesCurrent Rating: 568 + 744 = 1312 votes 744

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
710 Current Rating: 710 + 866 = 1576 votesCurrent Rating: 710 + 866 = 1576 votes 866

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
817 Current Rating: 817 + 913 = 1730 votesCurrent Rating: 817 + 913 = 1730 votes 913

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
842 Current Rating: 842 + 1048 = 1890 votesCurrent Rating: 842 + 1048 = 1890 votes 1048

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
726 Current Rating: 726 + 759 = 1485 votesCurrent Rating: 726 + 759 = 1485 votes 759

[623] 11: What is the difference
687 Current Rating: 687 + 710 = 1397 votesCurrent Rating: 687 + 710 = 1397 votes 710

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
582 Current Rating: 582 + 576 = 1158 votesCurrent Rating: 582 + 576 = 1158 votes 576

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
830 Current Rating: 830 + 876 = 1706 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 876 = 1706 votes 876

[620] 3: Hey big boy
889 Current Rating: 889 + 1031 = 1920 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 1031 = 1920 votes 1031

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
762 Current Rating: 762 + 728 = 1490 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 728 = 1490 votes 728


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
869 Current Rating: 869 + 836 = 1705 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 836 = 1705 votes 836

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
631 Current Rating: 631 + 804 = 1435 votesCurrent Rating: 631 + 804 = 1435 votes 804

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
830 Current Rating: 830 + 862 = 1692 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 862 = 1692 votes 862

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
769 Current Rating: 769 + 824 = 1593 votesCurrent Rating: 769 + 824 = 1593 votes 824

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 1238 = 2430 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 1238 = 2430 votes 1238

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
946 Current Rating: 946 + 965 = 1911 votesCurrent Rating: 946 + 965 = 1911 votes 965

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1341 = 2537 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1341 = 2537 votes 1341

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
748 Current Rating: 748 + 704 = 1452 votesCurrent Rating: 748 + 704 = 1452 votes 704

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
639 Current Rating: 639 + 919 = 1558 votesCurrent Rating: 639 + 919 = 1558 votes 919

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
673 Current Rating: 673 + 676 = 1349 votesCurrent Rating: 673 + 676 = 1349 votes 676

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
857 Current Rating: 857 + 1030 = 1887 votesCurrent Rating: 857 + 1030 = 1887 votes 1030

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
710 Current Rating: 710 + 651 = 1361 votesCurrent Rating: 710 + 651 = 1361 votes 651

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
635 Current Rating: 635 + 732 = 1367 votesCurrent Rating: 635 + 732 = 1367 votes 732

[605] 12: When I was at school
954 Current Rating: 954 + 910 = 1864 votesCurrent Rating: 954 + 910 = 1864 votes 910

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
846 Current Rating: 846 + 1136 = 1982 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 1136 = 1982 votes 1136

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
485 Current Rating: 485 + 559 = 1044 votesCurrent Rating: 485 + 559 = 1044 votes 559

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
698 Current Rating: 698 + 784 = 1482 votesCurrent Rating: 698 + 784 = 1482 votes 784

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
817 Current Rating: 817 + 954 = 1771 votesCurrent Rating: 817 + 954 = 1771 votes 954

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
743 Current Rating: 743 + 835 = 1578 votesCurrent Rating: 743 + 835 = 1578 votes 835


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
666 Current Rating: 666 + 635 = 1301 votesCurrent Rating: 666 + 635 = 1301 votes 635

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
857 Current Rating: 857 + 822 = 1679 votesCurrent Rating: 857 + 822 = 1679 votes 822

[597] 27: I want a divorce
4871 Current Rating: 4871 + 4239 = 9110 votesCurrent Rating: 4871 + 4239 = 9110 votes 4239

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 835 = 2088 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 835 = 2088 votes 835

[595] 23: You know some women
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 915 = 2114 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 915 = 2114 votes 915

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3550 Current Rating: 3550 + 2851 = 6401 votesCurrent Rating: 3550 + 2851 = 6401 votes 2851

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 1125 = 2800 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 1125 = 2800 votes 1125

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 866 = 1996 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 866 = 1996 votes 866

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
734 Current Rating: 734 + 824 = 1558 votesCurrent Rating: 734 + 824 = 1558 votes 824

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2231 Current Rating: 2231 + 3449 = 5680 votesCurrent Rating: 2231 + 3449 = 5680 votes 3449

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 1168 = 2508 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 1168 = 2508 votes 1168

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
2875 Current Rating: 2875 + 2596 = 5471 votesCurrent Rating: 2875 + 2596 = 5471 votes 2596

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
893 Current Rating: 893 + 945 = 1838 votesCurrent Rating: 893 + 945 = 1838 votes 945

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 1239 = 2367 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 1239 = 2367 votes 1239

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
888 Current Rating: 888 + 958 = 1846 votesCurrent Rating: 888 + 958 = 1846 votes 958

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
779 Current Rating: 779 + 847 = 1626 votesCurrent Rating: 779 + 847 = 1626 votes 847

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
729 Current Rating: 729 + 885 = 1614 votesCurrent Rating: 729 + 885 = 1614 votes 885

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1437 = 2641 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1437 = 2641 votes 1437

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 1064 = 2226 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 1064 = 2226 votes 1064

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
3762 Current Rating: 3762 + 3258 = 7020 votesCurrent Rating: 3762 + 3258 = 7020 votes 3258

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2537 Current Rating: 2537 + 2293 = 4830 votesCurrent Rating: 2537 + 2293 = 4830 votes 2293


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1100 = 2600 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1100 = 2600 votes 1100

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 726 = 1821 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 726 = 1821 votes 726

[576] 27: What a babe
840 Current Rating: 840 + 797 = 1637 votesCurrent Rating: 840 + 797 = 1637 votes 797

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
778 Current Rating: 778 + 854 = 1632 votesCurrent Rating: 778 + 854 = 1632 votes 854

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
880 Current Rating: 880 + 856 = 1736 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 856 = 1736 votes 856

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 898 = 2111 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 898 = 2111 votes 898

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4321 Current Rating: 4321 + 4626 = 8947 votesCurrent Rating: 4321 + 4626 = 8947 votes 4626

[571] 20: What is the difference
5801 Current Rating: 5801 + 6034 = 11835 votesCurrent Rating: 5801 + 6034 = 11835 votes 6034

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 960 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 960 = 2162 votes 960

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
933 Current Rating: 933 + 989 = 1922 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 989 = 1922 votes 989

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
988 Current Rating: 988 + 912 = 1900 votesCurrent Rating: 988 + 912 = 1900 votes 912

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
749 Current Rating: 749 + 935 = 1684 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 935 = 1684 votes 935

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
836 Current Rating: 836 + 760 = 1596 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 760 = 1596 votes 760

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 915 = 2088 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 915 = 2088 votes 915

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
866 Current Rating: 866 + 1069 = 1935 votesCurrent Rating: 866 + 1069 = 1935 votes 1069

[563] 10: You look terrible
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1095 = 2414 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1095 = 2414 votes 1095

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1546 = 3046 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1546 = 3046 votes 1546






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