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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
8317 Current Rating: 8317 + 10198 = 18515 votesCurrent Rating: 8317 + 10198 = 18515 votes 10198

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
2178 Current Rating: 2178 + 2060 = 4238 votesCurrent Rating: 2178 + 2060 = 4238 votes 2060

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1170 = 2282 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1170 = 2282 votes 1170

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1843 Current Rating: 1843 + 1577 = 3420 votesCurrent Rating: 1843 + 1577 = 3420 votes 1577

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1263 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1263 = 2636 votes 1263

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
2466 Current Rating: 2466 + 1950 = 4416 votesCurrent Rating: 2466 + 1950 = 4416 votes 1950

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1650 = 3233 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1650 = 3233 votes 1650

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1466 = 3104 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1466 = 3104 votes 1466

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 942 = 1962 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 942 = 1962 votes 942

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1451 Current Rating: 1451 + 1309 = 2760 votesCurrent Rating: 1451 + 1309 = 2760 votes 1309

[783] 7: What now?
1906 Current Rating: 1906 + 1837 = 3743 votesCurrent Rating: 1906 + 1837 = 3743 votes 1837

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1629 = 3234 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1629 = 3234 votes 1629

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
1262 Current Rating: 1262 + 1293 = 2555 votesCurrent Rating: 1262 + 1293 = 2555 votes 1293

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1346 = 2647 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1346 = 2647 votes 1346

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1658 Current Rating: 1658 + 2021 = 3679 votesCurrent Rating: 1658 + 2021 = 3679 votes 2021


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1932 Current Rating: 1932 + 1849 = 3781 votesCurrent Rating: 1932 + 1849 = 3781 votes 1849

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 2627 = 4240 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 2627 = 4240 votes 2627

[776] 28: Are you awake?
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1345 = 2596 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1345 = 2596 votes 1345

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1992 = 3692 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1992 = 3692 votes 1992

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1953 Current Rating: 1953 + 1805 = 3758 votesCurrent Rating: 1953 + 1805 = 3758 votes 1805

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
3341 Current Rating: 3341 + 2810 = 6151 votesCurrent Rating: 3341 + 2810 = 6151 votes 2810

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1919 = 3614 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1919 = 3614 votes 1919

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1076 = 2304 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1076 = 2304 votes 1076

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1184 = 2562 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1184 = 2562 votes 1184

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1986 Current Rating: 1986 + 2142 = 4128 votesCurrent Rating: 1986 + 2142 = 4128 votes 2142

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1511 Current Rating: 1511 + 1370 = 2881 votesCurrent Rating: 1511 + 1370 = 2881 votes 1370

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1885 Current Rating: 1885 + 1557 = 3442 votesCurrent Rating: 1885 + 1557 = 3442 votes 1557

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
2492 Current Rating: 2492 + 1619 = 4111 votesCurrent Rating: 2492 + 1619 = 4111 votes 1619

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
1203 Current Rating: 1203 + 1179 = 2382 votesCurrent Rating: 1203 + 1179 = 2382 votes 1179

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1325 = 2723 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1325 = 2723 votes 1325

[763] 8: Would you love me more
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1131 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1131 = 2357 votes 1131

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
3184 Current Rating: 3184 + 2259 = 5443 votesCurrent Rating: 3184 + 2259 = 5443 votes 2259

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 1203 = 2336 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 1203 = 2336 votes 1203

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1335 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1335 = 2630 votes 1335

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
2003 Current Rating: 2003 + 2071 = 4074 votesCurrent Rating: 2003 + 2071 = 4074 votes 2071

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2198 Current Rating: 2198 + 2255 = 4453 votesCurrent Rating: 2198 + 2255 = 4453 votes 2255


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1727 = 3328 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1727 = 3328 votes 1727

[756] 30: Good morning sir
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1139 = 2264 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1139 = 2264 votes 1139

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1427 = 2937 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1427 = 2937 votes 1427

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
2059 Current Rating: 2059 + 1717 = 3776 votesCurrent Rating: 2059 + 1717 = 3776 votes 1717

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1642 Current Rating: 1642 + 1487 = 3129 votesCurrent Rating: 1642 + 1487 = 3129 votes 1487

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
2001 Current Rating: 2001 + 1545 = 3546 votesCurrent Rating: 2001 + 1545 = 3546 votes 1545

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1603 Current Rating: 1603 + 1707 = 3310 votesCurrent Rating: 1603 + 1707 = 3310 votes 1707

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
1184 Current Rating: 1184 + 1286 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1184 + 1286 = 2470 votes 1286

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1096 = 2239 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1096 = 2239 votes 1096

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1484 = 3073 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1484 = 3073 votes 1484

[747] 17: See you later
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1166 = 2365 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1166 = 2365 votes 1166

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 1182 = 2445 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 1182 = 2445 votes 1182

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
2208 Current Rating: 2208 + 1303 = 3511 votesCurrent Rating: 2208 + 1303 = 3511 votes 1303

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
23065 Current Rating: 23065 + 24667 = 47732 votesCurrent Rating: 23065 + 24667 = 47732 votes 24667

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
5210 Current Rating: 5210 + 3211 = 8421 votesCurrent Rating: 5210 + 3211 = 8421 votes 3211

[742] 10: You look miserable
2006 Current Rating: 2006 + 1667 = 3673 votesCurrent Rating: 2006 + 1667 = 3673 votes 1667

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1452 = 2857 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1452 = 2857 votes 1452

[740] 8: What are you reading?
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1219 = 2478 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1219 = 2478 votes 1219

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1644 Current Rating: 1644 + 1588 = 3232 votesCurrent Rating: 1644 + 1588 = 3232 votes 1588

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
1275 Current Rating: 1275 + 1325 = 2600 votesCurrent Rating: 1275 + 1325 = 2600 votes 1325

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1914 Current Rating: 1914 + 1725 = 3639 votesCurrent Rating: 1914 + 1725 = 3639 votes 1725

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
84168 Current Rating: 84168 + 80757 = 164925 votesCurrent Rating: 84168 + 80757 = 164925 votes 80757

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
149484 Current Rating: 149484 + 159404 = 308888 votesCurrent Rating: 149484 + 159404 = 308888 votes 159404


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1659 Current Rating: 1659 + 1783 = 3442 votesCurrent Rating: 1659 + 1783 = 3442 votes 1783

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
7108 Current Rating: 7108 + 7790 = 14898 votesCurrent Rating: 7108 + 7790 = 14898 votes 7790

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1841 Current Rating: 1841 + 1681 = 3522 votesCurrent Rating: 1841 + 1681 = 3522 votes 1681

[731] 21: What have you got there?
2143 Current Rating: 2143 + 1871 = 4014 votesCurrent Rating: 2143 + 1871 = 4014 votes 1871

[730] 20: Where have you been?
14592 Current Rating: 14592 + 16721 = 31313 votesCurrent Rating: 14592 + 16721 = 31313 votes 16721

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1473 = 3096 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1473 = 3096 votes 1473

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 1249 = 2398 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 1249 = 2398 votes 1249

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2946 Current Rating: 2946 + 3903 = 6849 votesCurrent Rating: 2946 + 3903 = 6849 votes 3903

[726] 14: Do you know what
1838 Current Rating: 1838 + 1564 = 3402 votesCurrent Rating: 1838 + 1564 = 3402 votes 1564

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1411 Current Rating: 1411 + 1399 = 2810 votesCurrent Rating: 1411 + 1399 = 2810 votes 1399

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
1109 Current Rating: 1109 + 1131 = 2240 votesCurrent Rating: 1109 + 1131 = 2240 votes 1131

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1399 = 3039 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1399 = 3039 votes 1399

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1084 = 2455 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1084 = 2455 votes 1084

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1119 = 2226 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1119 = 2226 votes 1119

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1679 Current Rating: 1679 + 1426 = 3105 votesCurrent Rating: 1679 + 1426 = 3105 votes 1426

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1516 Current Rating: 1516 + 1711 = 3227 votesCurrent Rating: 1516 + 1711 = 3227 votes 1711

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1020 = 2354 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1020 = 2354 votes 1020


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1912 = 3475 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1912 = 3475 votes 1912

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1466 Current Rating: 1466 + 1347 = 2813 votesCurrent Rating: 1466 + 1347 = 2813 votes 1347

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1093 = 2424 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1093 = 2424 votes 1093

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1238 = 2461 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1238 = 2461 votes 1238

[713] 27: And now Mom?
1184 Current Rating: 1184 + 1022 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1184 + 1022 = 2206 votes 1022

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1306 = 2617 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1306 = 2617 votes 1306

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1619 Current Rating: 1619 + 2123 = 3742 votesCurrent Rating: 1619 + 2123 = 3742 votes 2123

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1306 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1306 = 2586 votes 1306

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1385 = 2710 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1385 = 2710 votes 1385

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1215 = 2496 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1215 = 2496 votes 1215

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 993 = 2070 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 993 = 2070 votes 993

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
1382 Current Rating: 1382 + 987 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1382 + 987 = 2369 votes 987

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1852 = 3435 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1852 = 3435 votes 1852

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
3180 Current Rating: 3180 + 2759 = 5939 votesCurrent Rating: 3180 + 2759 = 5939 votes 2759

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1799 Current Rating: 1799 + 1532 = 3331 votesCurrent Rating: 1799 + 1532 = 3331 votes 1532

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 1760 = 3207 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 1760 = 3207 votes 1760

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1470 = 2773 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1470 = 2773 votes 1470

[700] 6: There, all finished
1704 Current Rating: 1704 + 1793 = 3497 votesCurrent Rating: 1704 + 1793 = 3497 votes 1793

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 911 = 2039 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 911 = 2039 votes 911

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1092 = 2454 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1092 = 2454 votes 1092

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1781 Current Rating: 1781 + 1447 = 3228 votesCurrent Rating: 1781 + 1447 = 3228 votes 1447


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 1541 = 3140 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 1541 = 3140 votes 1541

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1520 Current Rating: 1520 + 1567 = 3087 votesCurrent Rating: 1520 + 1567 = 3087 votes 1567

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1672 Current Rating: 1672 + 1501 = 3173 votesCurrent Rating: 1672 + 1501 = 3173 votes 1501

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
916 Current Rating: 916 + 966 = 1882 votesCurrent Rating: 916 + 966 = 1882 votes 966

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1717 Current Rating: 1717 + 1450 = 3167 votesCurrent Rating: 1717 + 1450 = 3167 votes 1450

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 1217 = 2315 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 1217 = 2315 votes 1217

[690] 23: The papers are signed
2923 Current Rating: 2923 + 1366 = 4289 votesCurrent Rating: 2923 + 1366 = 4289 votes 1366

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
80236 Current Rating: 80236 + 78268 = 158504 votesCurrent Rating: 80236 + 78268 = 158504 votes 78268

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1485 = 3105 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1485 = 3105 votes 1485

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1020 = 2075 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1020 = 2075 votes 1020

[686] 17: I have something to confess
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1175 = 2328 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1175 = 2328 votes 1175

[685] 16: How your location can change
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1447 = 2727 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1447 = 2727 votes 1447

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1754 Current Rating: 1754 + 2060 = 3814 votesCurrent Rating: 1754 + 2060 = 3814 votes 2060

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
2139 Current Rating: 2139 + 1504 = 3643 votesCurrent Rating: 2139 + 1504 = 3643 votes 1504

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
2603 Current Rating: 2603 + 2899 = 5502 votesCurrent Rating: 2603 + 2899 = 5502 votes 2899

[681] 9: Why does everything
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1459 = 3019 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1459 = 3019 votes 1459

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1774 Current Rating: 1774 + 1405 = 3179 votesCurrent Rating: 1774 + 1405 = 3179 votes 1405

[679] 5: You re late again
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 1046 = 2125 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 1046 = 2125 votes 1046

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 1895 = 3873 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 1895 = 3873 votes 1895

[677] 3: What s the difference
1119 Current Rating: 1119 + 1185 = 2304 votesCurrent Rating: 1119 + 1185 = 2304 votes 1185

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1533 = 3166 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1533 = 3166 votes 1533


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1335 = 2663 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1335 = 2663 votes 1335

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1695 = 3225 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1695 = 3225 votes 1695

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1132 = 2449 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1132 = 2449 votes 1132

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1471 = 2596 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1471 = 2596 votes 1471

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1397 = 2830 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1397 = 2830 votes 1397

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 1012 = 2129 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 1012 = 2129 votes 1012

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1254 = 2542 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1254 = 2542 votes 1254

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1567 Current Rating: 1567 + 2124 = 3691 votesCurrent Rating: 1567 + 2124 = 3691 votes 2124

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 1107 = 2211 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 1107 = 2211 votes 1107

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1196 = 2349 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1196 = 2349 votes 1196

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 1191 = 2350 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 1191 = 2350 votes 1191

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 1415 = 2625 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 1415 = 2625 votes 1415

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1436 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1436 = 2636 votes 1436

[662] 11: You look miserable
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 1223 = 2345 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 1223 = 2345 votes 1223

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1751 = 3280 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1751 = 3280 votes 1751

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
1144 Current Rating: 1144 + 1419 = 2563 votesCurrent Rating: 1144 + 1419 = 2563 votes 1419

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 1045 = 2182 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 1045 = 2182 votes 1045

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1306 = 2604 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1306 = 2604 votes 1306

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1394 = 2830 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1394 = 2830 votes 1394

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1322 = 2722 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1322 = 2722 votes 1322


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
826 Current Rating: 826 + 942 = 1768 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 942 = 1768 votes 942

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 1130 = 2223 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 1130 = 2223 votes 1130

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1461 = 2820 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1461 = 2820 votes 1461

[652] 28: How come men always look
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1352 = 2711 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1352 = 2711 votes 1352

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 1451 = 2808 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 1451 = 2808 votes 1451

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1005 = 2156 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1005 = 2156 votes 1005

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1441 Current Rating: 1441 + 1447 = 2888 votesCurrent Rating: 1441 + 1447 = 2888 votes 1447

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1148 = 2352 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1148 = 2352 votes 1148

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 1040 = 2177 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 1040 = 2177 votes 1040

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1403 = 2772 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1403 = 2772 votes 1403

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1080 = 2270 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1080 = 2270 votes 1080

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 1024 = 2043 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 1024 = 2043 votes 1024

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1565 = 3039 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1565 = 3039 votes 1565

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 1198 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 1198 = 2357 votes 1198

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1041 = 2176 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1041 = 2176 votes 1041

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1122 = 2243 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1122 = 2243 votes 1122

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1040 = 2125 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1040 = 2125 votes 1040

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 1302 = 2439 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 1302 = 2439 votes 1302

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1336 Current Rating: 1336 + 1396 = 2732 votesCurrent Rating: 1336 + 1396 = 2732 votes 1396

[636] 3: When I die
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 2009 = 3600 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 2009 = 3600 votes 2009

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
1219 Current Rating: 1219 + 1163 = 2382 votesCurrent Rating: 1219 + 1163 = 2382 votes 1163


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 1185 = 2262 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 1185 = 2262 votes 1185

[633] 25: You are looking good
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1206 = 2340 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1206 = 2340 votes 1206

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1603 = 3308 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1603 = 3308 votes 1603

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
883 Current Rating: 883 + 1079 = 1962 votesCurrent Rating: 883 + 1079 = 1962 votes 1079

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1573 = 2862 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1573 = 2862 votes 1573

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1128 = 2240 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1128 = 2240 votes 1128

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1262 = 2589 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1262 = 2589 votes 1262

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 1140 = 2179 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 1140 = 2179 votes 1140

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1821 = 3473 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1821 = 3473 votes 1821

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1653 = 3109 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1653 = 3109 votes 1653

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1292 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1292 = 2504 votes 1292

[623] 11: What is the difference
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1447 = 2798 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1447 = 2798 votes 1447

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
966 Current Rating: 966 + 956 = 1922 votesCurrent Rating: 966 + 956 = 1922 votes 956

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1420 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1420 = 2822 votes 1420

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1470 = 2841 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1470 = 2841 votes 1470

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1021 = 2156 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1021 = 2156 votes 1021


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1460 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1460 = 2791 votes 1460

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
933 Current Rating: 933 + 1096 = 2029 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 1096 = 2029 votes 1096

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1531 Current Rating: 1531 + 1587 = 3118 votesCurrent Rating: 1531 + 1587 = 3118 votes 1587

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1287 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1287 = 2547 votes 1287

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1940 Current Rating: 1940 + 1836 = 3776 votesCurrent Rating: 1940 + 1836 = 3776 votes 1836

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1658 Current Rating: 1658 + 1552 = 3210 votesCurrent Rating: 1658 + 1552 = 3210 votes 1552

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
2342 Current Rating: 2342 + 2038 = 4380 votesCurrent Rating: 2342 + 2038 = 4380 votes 2038

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
1245 Current Rating: 1245 + 1040 = 2285 votesCurrent Rating: 1245 + 1040 = 2285 votes 1040

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1473 = 2827 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1473 = 2827 votes 1473

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
943 Current Rating: 943 + 857 = 1800 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 857 = 1800 votes 857

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1339 = 2533 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1339 = 2533 votes 1339

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1121 = 2348 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1121 = 2348 votes 1121

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1082 = 2343 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1082 = 2343 votes 1082

[605] 12: When I was at school
1969 Current Rating: 1969 + 1788 = 3757 votesCurrent Rating: 1969 + 1788 = 3757 votes 1788

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1617 = 2952 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1617 = 2952 votes 1617

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
726 Current Rating: 726 + 788 = 1514 votesCurrent Rating: 726 + 788 = 1514 votes 788

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1388 = 2693 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1388 = 2693 votes 1388

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1211 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1211 = 2480 votes 1211

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1127 = 2317 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1127 = 2317 votes 1127


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1126 = 2322 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1126 = 2322 votes 1126

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1249 = 2557 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1249 = 2557 votes 1249

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5220 Current Rating: 5220 + 4619 = 9839 votesCurrent Rating: 5220 + 4619 = 9839 votes 4619

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1969 Current Rating: 1969 + 1556 = 3525 votesCurrent Rating: 1969 + 1556 = 3525 votes 1556

[595] 23: You know some women
1585 Current Rating: 1585 + 1379 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1585 + 1379 = 2964 votes 1379

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3938 Current Rating: 3938 + 3235 = 7173 votesCurrent Rating: 3938 + 3235 = 7173 votes 3235

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2389 Current Rating: 2389 + 1754 = 4143 votesCurrent Rating: 2389 + 1754 = 4143 votes 1754

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1555 Current Rating: 1555 + 1272 = 2827 votesCurrent Rating: 1555 + 1272 = 2827 votes 1272

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1240 = 2383 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1240 = 2383 votes 1240

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2528 Current Rating: 2528 + 3743 = 6271 votesCurrent Rating: 2528 + 3743 = 6271 votes 3743

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1871 Current Rating: 1871 + 1705 = 3576 votesCurrent Rating: 1871 + 1705 = 3576 votes 1705

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3250 Current Rating: 3250 + 2991 = 6241 votesCurrent Rating: 3250 + 2991 = 6241 votes 2991

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1604 Current Rating: 1604 + 1629 = 3233 votesCurrent Rating: 1604 + 1629 = 3233 votes 1629

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1637 = 3152 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1637 = 3152 votes 1637

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1463 = 2854 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1463 = 2854 votes 1463

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
1062 Current Rating: 1062 + 1130 = 2192 votesCurrent Rating: 1062 + 1130 = 2192 votes 1130

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1229 = 2386 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1229 = 2386 votes 1229

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1711 Current Rating: 1711 + 1947 = 3658 votesCurrent Rating: 1711 + 1947 = 3658 votes 1947

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1670 Current Rating: 1670 + 1432 = 3102 votesCurrent Rating: 1670 + 1432 = 3102 votes 1432

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
5134 Current Rating: 5134 + 4194 = 9328 votesCurrent Rating: 5134 + 4194 = 9328 votes 4194

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2996 Current Rating: 2996 + 2705 = 5701 votesCurrent Rating: 2996 + 2705 = 5701 votes 2705


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1993 Current Rating: 1993 + 1570 = 3563 votesCurrent Rating: 1993 + 1570 = 3563 votes 1570

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1071 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1071 = 2466 votes 1071

[576] 27: What a babe
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1258 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1258 = 2575 votes 1258

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
988 Current Rating: 988 + 1025 = 2013 votesCurrent Rating: 988 + 1025 = 2013 votes 1025

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1235 = 2489 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1235 = 2489 votes 1235

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1187 = 2611 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1187 = 2611 votes 1187

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4665 Current Rating: 4665 + 4989 = 9654 votesCurrent Rating: 4665 + 4989 = 9654 votes 4989

[571] 20: What is the difference
6254 Current Rating: 6254 + 6326 = 12580 votesCurrent Rating: 6254 + 6326 = 12580 votes 6326

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1165 = 2621 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1165 = 2621 votes 1165

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1709 Current Rating: 1709 + 1566 = 3275 votesCurrent Rating: 1709 + 1566 = 3275 votes 1566

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1196 = 2521 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1196 = 2521 votes 1196

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1361 = 2637 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1361 = 2637 votes 1361

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1295 = 2759 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1295 = 2759 votes 1295

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1822 Current Rating: 1822 + 1338 = 3160 votesCurrent Rating: 1822 + 1338 = 3160 votes 1338

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1598 = 3007 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1598 = 3007 votes 1598

[563] 10: You look terrible
1874 Current Rating: 1874 + 1613 = 3487 votesCurrent Rating: 1874 + 1613 = 3487 votes 1613

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1806 Current Rating: 1806 + 1862 = 3668 votesCurrent Rating: 1806 + 1862 = 3668 votes 1862






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