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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
8738 Current Rating: 8738 + 9122 = 17860 votesCurrent Rating: 8738 + 9122 = 17860 votes 9122

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1756 = 3559 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1756 = 3559 votes 1756

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
836 Current Rating: 836 + 889 = 1725 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 889 = 1725 votes 889

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1183 = 2675 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1183 = 2675 votes 1183

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
885 Current Rating: 885 + 927 = 1812 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 927 = 1812 votes 927

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1823 Current Rating: 1823 + 1588 = 3411 votesCurrent Rating: 1823 + 1588 = 3411 votes 1588

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1320 = 2666 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1320 = 2666 votes 1320

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1040 = 2317 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1040 = 2317 votes 1040

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
862 Current Rating: 862 + 788 = 1650 votesCurrent Rating: 862 + 788 = 1650 votes 788

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1043 = 2217 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1043 = 2217 votes 1043

[783] 7: What now?
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1327 = 2799 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1327 = 2799 votes 1327

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1275 Current Rating: 1275 + 1192 = 2467 votesCurrent Rating: 1275 + 1192 = 2467 votes 1192

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
970 Current Rating: 970 + 991 = 1961 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 991 = 1961 votes 991

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1049 Current Rating: 1049 + 1147 = 2196 votesCurrent Rating: 1049 + 1147 = 2196 votes 1147

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1764 = 3163 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1764 = 3163 votes 1764


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1470 = 3046 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1470 = 3046 votes 1470

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1857 = 3256 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1857 = 3256 votes 1857

[776] 28: Are you awake?
955 Current Rating: 955 + 1066 = 2021 votesCurrent Rating: 955 + 1066 = 2021 votes 1066

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1752 = 3286 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1752 = 3286 votes 1752

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1625 Current Rating: 1625 + 1533 = 3158 votesCurrent Rating: 1625 + 1533 = 3158 votes 1533

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
2080 Current Rating: 2080 + 2057 = 4137 votesCurrent Rating: 2080 + 2057 = 4137 votes 2057

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1544 = 2999 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1544 = 2999 votes 1544

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
951 Current Rating: 951 + 829 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 829 = 1780 votes 829

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 988 = 2141 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 988 = 2141 votes 988

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1504 Current Rating: 1504 + 1790 = 3294 votesCurrent Rating: 1504 + 1790 = 3294 votes 1790

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1213 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1213 = 2575 votes 1213

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1475 Current Rating: 1475 + 1205 = 2680 votesCurrent Rating: 1475 + 1205 = 2680 votes 1205

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
1682 Current Rating: 1682 + 1261 = 2943 votesCurrent Rating: 1682 + 1261 = 2943 votes 1261

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
954 Current Rating: 954 + 936 = 1890 votesCurrent Rating: 954 + 936 = 1890 votes 936

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 1051 = 2130 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 1051 = 2130 votes 1051

[763] 8: Would you love me more
901 Current Rating: 901 + 867 = 1768 votesCurrent Rating: 901 + 867 = 1768 votes 867

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
2109 Current Rating: 2109 + 1597 = 3706 votesCurrent Rating: 2109 + 1597 = 3706 votes 1597

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
887 Current Rating: 887 + 1003 = 1890 votesCurrent Rating: 887 + 1003 = 1890 votes 1003

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1056 = 2142 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1056 = 2142 votes 1056

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1499 = 3026 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1499 = 3026 votes 1499

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2028 Current Rating: 2028 + 2001 = 4029 votesCurrent Rating: 2028 + 2001 = 4029 votes 2001


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1408 = 2773 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1408 = 2773 votes 1408

[756] 30: Good morning sir
909 Current Rating: 909 + 903 = 1812 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 903 = 1812 votes 903

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1118 = 2271 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1118 = 2271 votes 1118

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1562 Current Rating: 1562 + 1291 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1562 + 1291 = 2853 votes 1291

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1107 = 2365 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1107 = 2365 votes 1107

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1467 Current Rating: 1467 + 1165 = 2632 votesCurrent Rating: 1467 + 1165 = 2632 votes 1165

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1417 Current Rating: 1417 + 1530 = 2947 votesCurrent Rating: 1417 + 1530 = 2947 votes 1530

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
877 Current Rating: 877 + 1015 = 1892 votesCurrent Rating: 877 + 1015 = 1892 votes 1015

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
889 Current Rating: 889 + 890 = 1779 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 890 = 1779 votes 890

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 1058 = 2195 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 1058 = 2195 votes 1058

[747] 17: See you later
791 Current Rating: 791 + 776 = 1567 votesCurrent Rating: 791 + 776 = 1567 votes 776

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
923 Current Rating: 923 + 941 = 1864 votesCurrent Rating: 923 + 941 = 1864 votes 941

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1643 Current Rating: 1643 + 1128 = 2771 votesCurrent Rating: 1643 + 1128 = 2771 votes 1128

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
13321 Current Rating: 13321 + 13008 = 26329 votesCurrent Rating: 13321 + 13008 = 26329 votes 13008

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
2646 Current Rating: 2646 + 2284 = 4930 votesCurrent Rating: 2646 + 2284 = 4930 votes 2284

[742] 10: You look miserable
1632 Current Rating: 1632 + 1254 = 2886 votesCurrent Rating: 1632 + 1254 = 2886 votes 1254

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 1150 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 1150 = 2229 votes 1150

[740] 8: What are you reading?
906 Current Rating: 906 + 926 = 1832 votesCurrent Rating: 906 + 926 = 1832 votes 926

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1102 Current Rating: 1102 + 1140 = 2242 votesCurrent Rating: 1102 + 1140 = 2242 votes 1140

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
873 Current Rating: 873 + 922 = 1795 votesCurrent Rating: 873 + 922 = 1795 votes 922

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1496 Current Rating: 1496 + 1213 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1496 + 1213 = 2709 votes 1213

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
48153 Current Rating: 48153 + 36331 = 84484 votesCurrent Rating: 48153 + 36331 = 84484 votes 36331

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
99710 Current Rating: 99710 + 96341 = 196051 votesCurrent Rating: 99710 + 96341 = 196051 votes 96341


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1434 = 2792 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1434 = 2792 votes 1434

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 2801 = 6600 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 2801 = 6600 votes 2801

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1340 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1340 = 2811 votes 1340

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1427 = 2933 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1427 = 2933 votes 1427

[730] 20: Where have you been?
9430 Current Rating: 9430 + 12181 = 21611 votesCurrent Rating: 9430 + 12181 = 21611 votes 12181

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1320 Current Rating: 1320 + 1128 = 2448 votesCurrent Rating: 1320 + 1128 = 2448 votes 1128

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
915 Current Rating: 915 + 1038 = 1953 votesCurrent Rating: 915 + 1038 = 1953 votes 1038

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2346 Current Rating: 2346 + 3268 = 5614 votesCurrent Rating: 2346 + 3268 = 5614 votes 3268

[726] 14: Do you know what
1458 Current Rating: 1458 + 1260 = 2718 votesCurrent Rating: 1458 + 1260 = 2718 votes 1260

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 1053 = 2116 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 1053 = 2116 votes 1053

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
847 Current Rating: 847 + 906 = 1753 votesCurrent Rating: 847 + 906 = 1753 votes 906

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1050 = 2318 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1050 = 2318 votes 1050

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
898 Current Rating: 898 + 848 = 1746 votesCurrent Rating: 898 + 848 = 1746 votes 848

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
872 Current Rating: 872 + 930 = 1802 votesCurrent Rating: 872 + 930 = 1802 votes 930

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1046 = 2286 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1046 = 2286 votes 1046

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1388 = 2665 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1388 = 2665 votes 1388

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 803 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 803 = 1836 votes 803


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1473 = 2777 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1473 = 2777 votes 1473

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1035 = 2159 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1035 = 2159 votes 1035

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 835 = 1918 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 835 = 1918 votes 835

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
876 Current Rating: 876 + 933 = 1809 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 933 = 1809 votes 933

[713] 27: And now Mom?
819 Current Rating: 819 + 812 = 1631 votesCurrent Rating: 819 + 812 = 1631 votes 812

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
928 Current Rating: 928 + 953 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 953 = 1881 votes 953

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1673 = 2952 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1673 = 2952 votes 1673

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
973 Current Rating: 973 + 979 = 1952 votesCurrent Rating: 973 + 979 = 1952 votes 979

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
979 Current Rating: 979 + 1023 = 2002 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 1023 = 2002 votes 1023

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 996 = 2007 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 996 = 2007 votes 996

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
805 Current Rating: 805 + 811 = 1616 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 811 = 1616 votes 811

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
946 Current Rating: 946 + 708 = 1654 votesCurrent Rating: 946 + 708 = 1654 votes 708

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1541 = 2860 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1541 = 2860 votes 1541

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
1879 Current Rating: 1879 + 2037 = 3916 votesCurrent Rating: 1879 + 2037 = 3916 votes 2037

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1081 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1081 = 2357 votes 1081

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1081 Current Rating: 1081 + 1329 = 2410 votesCurrent Rating: 1081 + 1329 = 2410 votes 1329

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
992 Current Rating: 992 + 1168 = 2160 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 1168 = 2160 votes 1168

[700] 6: There, all finished
1338 Current Rating: 1338 + 1435 = 2773 votesCurrent Rating: 1338 + 1435 = 2773 votes 1435

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
876 Current Rating: 876 + 750 = 1626 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 750 = 1626 votes 750

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1084 Current Rating: 1084 + 818 = 1902 votesCurrent Rating: 1084 + 818 = 1902 votes 818

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1094 = 2494 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1094 = 2494 votes 1094


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1185 Current Rating: 1185 + 1167 = 2352 votesCurrent Rating: 1185 + 1167 = 2352 votes 1167

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 1112 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 1112 = 2202 votes 1112

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1008 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1008 = 2202 votes 1008

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
721 Current Rating: 721 + 801 = 1522 votesCurrent Rating: 721 + 801 = 1522 votes 801

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1010 = 2304 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1010 = 2304 votes 1010

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
890 Current Rating: 890 + 1060 = 1950 votesCurrent Rating: 890 + 1060 = 1950 votes 1060

[690] 23: The papers are signed
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 990 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 990 = 2709 votes 990

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
52857 Current Rating: 52857 + 46338 = 99195 votesCurrent Rating: 52857 + 46338 = 99195 votes 46338

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 992 = 2158 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 992 = 2158 votes 992

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
856 Current Rating: 856 + 828 = 1684 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 828 = 1684 votes 828

[686] 17: I have something to confess
896 Current Rating: 896 + 969 = 1865 votesCurrent Rating: 896 + 969 = 1865 votes 969

[685] 16: How your location can change
932 Current Rating: 932 + 1109 = 2041 votesCurrent Rating: 932 + 1109 = 2041 votes 1109

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1659 = 3017 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1659 = 3017 votes 1659

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1132 = 2560 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1132 = 2560 votes 1132

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
1645 Current Rating: 1645 + 1642 = 3287 votesCurrent Rating: 1645 + 1642 = 3287 votes 1642

[681] 9: Why does everything
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 1007 = 2055 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 1007 = 2055 votes 1007

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1255 = 2698 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1255 = 2698 votes 1255

[679] 5: You re late again
860 Current Rating: 860 + 849 = 1709 votesCurrent Rating: 860 + 849 = 1709 votes 849

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1557 Current Rating: 1557 + 1520 = 3077 votesCurrent Rating: 1557 + 1520 = 3077 votes 1520

[677] 3: What s the difference
862 Current Rating: 862 + 981 = 1843 votesCurrent Rating: 862 + 981 = 1843 votes 981

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1172 = 2450 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1172 = 2450 votes 1172


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1159 = 2316 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1159 = 2316 votes 1159

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1410 = 2664 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1410 = 2664 votes 1410

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
986 Current Rating: 986 + 900 = 1886 votesCurrent Rating: 986 + 900 = 1886 votes 900

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
891 Current Rating: 891 + 1262 = 2153 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 1262 = 2153 votes 1262

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
977 Current Rating: 977 + 1014 = 1991 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 1014 = 1991 votes 1014

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
822 Current Rating: 822 + 913 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 822 + 913 = 1735 votes 913

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
995 Current Rating: 995 + 955 = 1950 votesCurrent Rating: 995 + 955 = 1950 votes 955

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1262 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1262 = 2480 votes 1262

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
892 Current Rating: 892 + 946 = 1838 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 946 = 1838 votes 946

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
941 Current Rating: 941 + 1049 = 1990 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 1049 = 1990 votes 1049

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
962 Current Rating: 962 + 991 = 1953 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 991 = 1953 votes 991

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
943 Current Rating: 943 + 1185 = 2128 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 1185 = 2128 votes 1185

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
927 Current Rating: 927 + 1169 = 2096 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 1169 = 2096 votes 1169

[662] 11: You look miserable
924 Current Rating: 924 + 1072 = 1996 votesCurrent Rating: 924 + 1072 = 1996 votes 1072

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1099 Current Rating: 1099 + 1349 = 2448 votesCurrent Rating: 1099 + 1349 = 2448 votes 1349

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
982 Current Rating: 982 + 1269 = 2251 votesCurrent Rating: 982 + 1269 = 2251 votes 1269

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
897 Current Rating: 897 + 887 = 1784 votesCurrent Rating: 897 + 887 = 1784 votes 887

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
978 Current Rating: 978 + 1006 = 1984 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 1006 = 1984 votes 1006

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1065 Current Rating: 1065 + 1064 = 2129 votesCurrent Rating: 1065 + 1064 = 2129 votes 1064

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1069 = 2204 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1069 = 2204 votes 1069


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
674 Current Rating: 674 + 796 = 1470 votesCurrent Rating: 674 + 796 = 1470 votes 796

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
799 Current Rating: 799 + 833 = 1632 votesCurrent Rating: 799 + 833 = 1632 votes 833

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1080 Current Rating: 1080 + 1194 = 2274 votesCurrent Rating: 1080 + 1194 = 2274 votes 1194

[652] 28: How come men always look
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1180 = 2377 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1180 = 2377 votes 1180

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 1167 = 2244 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 1167 = 2244 votes 1167

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
830 Current Rating: 830 + 851 = 1681 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 851 = 1681 votes 851

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 1012 = 2100 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 1012 = 2100 votes 1012

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 1004 = 2054 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 1004 = 2054 votes 1004

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
948 Current Rating: 948 + 864 = 1812 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 864 = 1812 votes 864

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 1081 = 2114 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 1081 = 2114 votes 1081

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
871 Current Rating: 871 + 808 = 1679 votesCurrent Rating: 871 + 808 = 1679 votes 808

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
868 Current Rating: 868 + 859 = 1727 votesCurrent Rating: 868 + 859 = 1727 votes 859

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 1167 = 2238 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 1167 = 2238 votes 1167

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
946 Current Rating: 946 + 1049 = 1995 votesCurrent Rating: 946 + 1049 = 1995 votes 1049

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
939 Current Rating: 939 + 890 = 1829 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 890 = 1829 votes 890

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
863 Current Rating: 863 + 866 = 1729 votesCurrent Rating: 863 + 866 = 1729 votes 866

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
846 Current Rating: 846 + 886 = 1732 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 886 = 1732 votes 886

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
871 Current Rating: 871 + 870 = 1741 votesCurrent Rating: 871 + 870 = 1741 votes 870

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
974 Current Rating: 974 + 1046 = 2020 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 1046 = 2020 votes 1046

[636] 3: When I die
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 1446 = 2688 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 1446 = 2688 votes 1446

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
946 Current Rating: 946 + 891 = 1837 votesCurrent Rating: 946 + 891 = 1837 votes 891


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
926 Current Rating: 926 + 1022 = 1948 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 1022 = 1948 votes 1022

[633] 25: You are looking good
925 Current Rating: 925 + 1003 = 1928 votesCurrent Rating: 925 + 1003 = 1928 votes 1003

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1229 = 2538 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1229 = 2538 votes 1229

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
724 Current Rating: 724 + 937 = 1661 votesCurrent Rating: 724 + 937 = 1661 votes 937

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 1317 = 2349 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 1317 = 2349 votes 1317

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
785 Current Rating: 785 + 880 = 1665 votesCurrent Rating: 785 + 880 = 1665 votes 880

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
797 Current Rating: 797 + 908 = 1705 votesCurrent Rating: 797 + 908 = 1705 votes 908

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
864 Current Rating: 864 + 991 = 1855 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 991 = 1855 votes 991

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1261 = 2429 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1261 = 2429 votes 1261

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 1286 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 1286 = 2428 votes 1286

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
935 Current Rating: 935 + 990 = 1925 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 990 = 1925 votes 990

[623] 11: What is the difference
940 Current Rating: 940 + 965 = 1905 votesCurrent Rating: 940 + 965 = 1905 votes 965

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
757 Current Rating: 757 + 757 = 1514 votesCurrent Rating: 757 + 757 = 1514 votes 757

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1107 = 2210 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1107 = 2210 votes 1107

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1120 Current Rating: 1120 + 1230 = 2350 votesCurrent Rating: 1120 + 1230 = 2350 votes 1230

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
930 Current Rating: 930 + 861 = 1791 votesCurrent Rating: 930 + 861 = 1791 votes 861


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1119 Current Rating: 1119 + 1041 = 2160 votesCurrent Rating: 1119 + 1041 = 2160 votes 1041

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
765 Current Rating: 765 + 943 = 1708 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 943 = 1708 votes 943

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 1167 = 2362 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 1167 = 2362 votes 1167

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
965 Current Rating: 965 + 1006 = 1971 votesCurrent Rating: 965 + 1006 = 1971 votes 1006

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1478 = 3003 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1478 = 3003 votes 1478

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1246 = 2537 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1246 = 2537 votes 1246

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 1656 = 3375 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 1656 = 3375 votes 1656

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
922 Current Rating: 922 + 826 = 1748 votesCurrent Rating: 922 + 826 = 1748 votes 826

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
881 Current Rating: 881 + 1109 = 1990 votesCurrent Rating: 881 + 1109 = 1990 votes 1109

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
768 Current Rating: 768 + 762 = 1530 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 762 = 1530 votes 762

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 1171 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 1171 = 2194 votes 1171

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
914 Current Rating: 914 + 821 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 821 = 1735 votes 821

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
855 Current Rating: 855 + 876 = 1731 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 876 = 1731 votes 876

[605] 12: When I was at school
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1223 = 2592 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1223 = 2592 votes 1223

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1078 Current Rating: 1078 + 1331 = 2409 votesCurrent Rating: 1078 + 1331 = 2409 votes 1331

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
594 Current Rating: 594 + 679 = 1273 votesCurrent Rating: 594 + 679 = 1273 votes 679

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
922 Current Rating: 922 + 1003 = 1925 votesCurrent Rating: 922 + 1003 = 1925 votes 1003

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 1060 = 2067 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 1060 = 2067 votes 1060

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
929 Current Rating: 929 + 934 = 1863 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 934 = 1863 votes 934


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
909 Current Rating: 909 + 869 = 1778 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 869 = 1778 votes 869

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1056 Current Rating: 1056 + 996 = 2052 votesCurrent Rating: 1056 + 996 = 2052 votes 996

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5046 Current Rating: 5046 + 4443 = 9489 votesCurrent Rating: 5046 + 4443 = 9489 votes 4443

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1136 = 2725 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1136 = 2725 votes 1136

[595] 23: You know some women
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 1150 = 2544 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 1150 = 2544 votes 1150

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3706 Current Rating: 3706 + 3010 = 6716 votesCurrent Rating: 3706 + 3010 = 6716 votes 3010

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2020 Current Rating: 2020 + 1422 = 3442 votesCurrent Rating: 2020 + 1422 = 3442 votes 1422

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 1052 = 2392 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 1052 = 2392 votes 1052

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
918 Current Rating: 918 + 1011 = 1929 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 1011 = 1929 votes 1011

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2369 Current Rating: 2369 + 3588 = 5957 votesCurrent Rating: 2369 + 3588 = 5957 votes 3588

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1556 Current Rating: 1556 + 1408 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1556 + 1408 = 2964 votes 1408

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3027 Current Rating: 3027 + 2776 = 5803 votesCurrent Rating: 3027 + 2776 = 5803 votes 2776

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 1206 = 2381 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 1206 = 2381 votes 1206

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1425 = 2738 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1425 = 2738 votes 1425

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 1182 = 2287 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 1182 = 2287 votes 1182

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
917 Current Rating: 917 + 973 = 1890 votesCurrent Rating: 917 + 973 = 1890 votes 973

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
892 Current Rating: 892 + 1017 = 1909 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 1017 = 1909 votes 1017

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1649 = 3049 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1649 = 3049 votes 1649

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1414 Current Rating: 1414 + 1233 = 2647 votesCurrent Rating: 1414 + 1233 = 2647 votes 1233

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
4391 Current Rating: 4391 + 3754 = 8145 votesCurrent Rating: 4391 + 3754 = 8145 votes 3754

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2741 Current Rating: 2741 + 2488 = 5229 votesCurrent Rating: 2741 + 2488 = 5229 votes 2488


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1712 Current Rating: 1712 + 1293 = 3005 votesCurrent Rating: 1712 + 1293 = 3005 votes 1293

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 881 = 2111 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 881 = 2111 votes 881

[576] 27: What a babe
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 976 = 2002 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 976 = 2002 votes 976

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
871 Current Rating: 871 + 938 = 1809 votesCurrent Rating: 871 + 938 = 1809 votes 938

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1030 Current Rating: 1030 + 1000 = 2030 votesCurrent Rating: 1030 + 1000 = 2030 votes 1000

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1324 Current Rating: 1324 + 1084 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1324 + 1084 = 2408 votes 1084

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4472 Current Rating: 4472 + 4776 = 9248 votesCurrent Rating: 4472 + 4776 = 9248 votes 4776

[571] 20: What is the difference
6074 Current Rating: 6074 + 6177 = 12251 votesCurrent Rating: 6074 + 6177 = 12251 votes 6177

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1065 = 2396 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1065 = 2396 votes 1065

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 1217 = 2509 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 1217 = 2509 votes 1217

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1146 Current Rating: 1146 + 1036 = 2182 votesCurrent Rating: 1146 + 1036 = 2182 votes 1036

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
967 Current Rating: 967 + 1117 = 2084 votesCurrent Rating: 967 + 1117 = 2084 votes 1117

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 971 = 2095 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 971 = 2095 votes 971

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1122 = 2624 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1122 = 2624 votes 1122

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1283 = 2397 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1283 = 2397 votes 1283

[563] 10: You look terrible
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1322 = 2855 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1322 = 2855 votes 1322

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1642 Current Rating: 1642 + 1711 = 3353 votesCurrent Rating: 1642 + 1711 = 3353 votes 1711






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