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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
11367 Current Rating: 11367 + 11138 = 22505 votesCurrent Rating: 11367 + 11138 = 22505 votes 11138

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
2750 Current Rating: 2750 + 2497 = 5247 votesCurrent Rating: 2750 + 2497 = 5247 votes 2497

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
1609 Current Rating: 1609 + 1676 = 3285 votesCurrent Rating: 1609 + 1676 = 3285 votes 1676

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
2356 Current Rating: 2356 + 2044 = 4400 votesCurrent Rating: 2356 + 2044 = 4400 votes 2044

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
2020 Current Rating: 2020 + 1847 = 3867 votesCurrent Rating: 2020 + 1847 = 3867 votes 1847

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
3222 Current Rating: 3222 + 2427 = 5649 votesCurrent Rating: 3222 + 2427 = 5649 votes 2427

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
2049 Current Rating: 2049 + 2136 = 4185 votesCurrent Rating: 2049 + 2136 = 4185 votes 2136

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
2202 Current Rating: 2202 + 2093 = 4295 votesCurrent Rating: 2202 + 2093 = 4295 votes 2093

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1340 = 2771 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1340 = 2771 votes 1340

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1942 Current Rating: 1942 + 1742 = 3684 votesCurrent Rating: 1942 + 1742 = 3684 votes 1742

[783] 7: What now?
2521 Current Rating: 2521 + 2517 = 5038 votesCurrent Rating: 2521 + 2517 = 5038 votes 2517

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
2149 Current Rating: 2149 + 2229 = 4378 votesCurrent Rating: 2149 + 2229 = 4378 votes 2229

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 1806 = 3604 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 1806 = 3604 votes 1806

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1814 Current Rating: 1814 + 1920 = 3734 votesCurrent Rating: 1814 + 1920 = 3734 votes 1920

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
2075 Current Rating: 2075 + 2412 = 4487 votesCurrent Rating: 2075 + 2412 = 4487 votes 2412


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
2467 Current Rating: 2467 + 2385 = 4852 votesCurrent Rating: 2467 + 2385 = 4852 votes 2385

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
2044 Current Rating: 2044 + 3383 = 5427 votesCurrent Rating: 2044 + 3383 = 5427 votes 3383

[776] 28: Are you awake?
1788 Current Rating: 1788 + 1852 = 3640 votesCurrent Rating: 1788 + 1852 = 3640 votes 1852

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
2123 Current Rating: 2123 + 2409 = 4532 votesCurrent Rating: 2123 + 2409 = 4532 votes 2409

[774] 26: When I got home last night
2471 Current Rating: 2471 + 2278 = 4749 votesCurrent Rating: 2471 + 2278 = 4749 votes 2278

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
4784 Current Rating: 4784 + 3636 = 8420 votesCurrent Rating: 4784 + 3636 = 8420 votes 3636

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
2190 Current Rating: 2190 + 2394 = 4584 votesCurrent Rating: 2190 + 2394 = 4584 votes 2394

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 1484 = 3135 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 1484 = 3135 votes 1484

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1836 Current Rating: 1836 + 1580 = 3416 votesCurrent Rating: 1836 + 1580 = 3416 votes 1580

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
2614 Current Rating: 2614 + 2682 = 5296 votesCurrent Rating: 2614 + 2682 = 5296 votes 2682

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1911 Current Rating: 1911 + 1735 = 3646 votesCurrent Rating: 1911 + 1735 = 3646 votes 1735

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
2470 Current Rating: 2470 + 2088 = 4558 votesCurrent Rating: 2470 + 2088 = 4558 votes 2088

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
3461 Current Rating: 3461 + 2216 = 5677 votesCurrent Rating: 3461 + 2216 = 5677 votes 2216

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1631 = 3324 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1631 = 3324 votes 1631

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1944 Current Rating: 1944 + 1818 = 3762 votesCurrent Rating: 1944 + 1818 = 3762 votes 1818

[763] 8: Would you love me more
1775 Current Rating: 1775 + 1619 = 3394 votesCurrent Rating: 1775 + 1619 = 3394 votes 1619

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
4474 Current Rating: 4474 + 3013 = 7487 votesCurrent Rating: 4474 + 3013 = 7487 votes 3013

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1662 = 3277 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1662 = 3277 votes 1662

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1717 Current Rating: 1717 + 1774 = 3491 votesCurrent Rating: 1717 + 1774 = 3491 votes 1774

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
2644 Current Rating: 2644 + 2690 = 5334 votesCurrent Rating: 2644 + 2690 = 5334 votes 2690

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2600 Current Rating: 2600 + 2739 = 5339 votesCurrent Rating: 2600 + 2739 = 5339 votes 2739


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
2039 Current Rating: 2039 + 2181 = 4220 votesCurrent Rating: 2039 + 2181 = 4220 votes 2181

[756] 30: Good morning sir
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1636 = 3220 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1636 = 3220 votes 1636

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
2078 Current Rating: 2078 + 1926 = 4004 votesCurrent Rating: 2078 + 1926 = 4004 votes 1926

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
2757 Current Rating: 2757 + 2333 = 5090 votesCurrent Rating: 2757 + 2333 = 5090 votes 2333

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
2218 Current Rating: 2218 + 2030 = 4248 votesCurrent Rating: 2218 + 2030 = 4248 votes 2030

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
2628 Current Rating: 2628 + 2018 = 4646 votesCurrent Rating: 2628 + 2018 = 4646 votes 2018

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
2027 Current Rating: 2027 + 2101 = 4128 votesCurrent Rating: 2027 + 2101 = 4128 votes 2101

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 1769 = 3489 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 1769 = 3489 votes 1769

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 1542 = 3140 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 1542 = 3140 votes 1542

[748] 18: What are you watching?
2250 Current Rating: 2250 + 2088 = 4338 votesCurrent Rating: 2250 + 2088 = 4338 votes 2088

[747] 17: See you later
1888 Current Rating: 1888 + 1827 = 3715 votesCurrent Rating: 1888 + 1827 = 3715 votes 1827

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
1809 Current Rating: 1809 + 1639 = 3448 votesCurrent Rating: 1809 + 1639 = 3448 votes 1639

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
2885 Current Rating: 2885 + 1663 = 4548 votesCurrent Rating: 2885 + 1663 = 4548 votes 1663

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
32479 Current Rating: 32479 + 30657 = 63136 votesCurrent Rating: 32479 + 30657 = 63136 votes 30657

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
7125 Current Rating: 7125 + 7177 = 14302 votesCurrent Rating: 7125 + 7177 = 14302 votes 7177

[742] 10: You look miserable
2578 Current Rating: 2578 + 2195 = 4773 votesCurrent Rating: 2578 + 2195 = 4773 votes 2195

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1987 Current Rating: 1987 + 1977 = 3964 votesCurrent Rating: 1987 + 1977 = 3964 votes 1977

[740] 8: What are you reading?
1821 Current Rating: 1821 + 1767 = 3588 votesCurrent Rating: 1821 + 1767 = 3588 votes 1767

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
2300 Current Rating: 2300 + 2174 = 4474 votesCurrent Rating: 2300 + 2174 = 4474 votes 2174

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
1906 Current Rating: 1906 + 1908 = 3814 votesCurrent Rating: 1906 + 1908 = 3814 votes 1908

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
2465 Current Rating: 2465 + 2267 = 4732 votesCurrent Rating: 2465 + 2267 = 4732 votes 2267

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
84123 Current Rating: 84123 + 86108 = 170231 votesCurrent Rating: 84123 + 86108 = 170231 votes 86108

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
178665 Current Rating: 178665 + 180561 = 359226 votesCurrent Rating: 178665 + 180561 = 359226 votes 180561


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
2175 Current Rating: 2175 + 2292 = 4467 votesCurrent Rating: 2175 + 2292 = 4467 votes 2292

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
9790 Current Rating: 9790 + 8740 = 18530 votesCurrent Rating: 9790 + 8740 = 18530 votes 8740

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
2396 Current Rating: 2396 + 2196 = 4592 votesCurrent Rating: 2396 + 2196 = 4592 votes 2196

[731] 21: What have you got there?
3005 Current Rating: 3005 + 2508 = 5513 votesCurrent Rating: 3005 + 2508 = 5513 votes 2508

[730] 20: Where have you been?
17534 Current Rating: 17534 + 19880 = 37414 votesCurrent Rating: 17534 + 19880 = 37414 votes 19880

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
2116 Current Rating: 2116 + 1945 = 4061 votesCurrent Rating: 2116 + 1945 = 4061 votes 1945

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1580 Current Rating: 1580 + 1735 = 3315 votesCurrent Rating: 1580 + 1735 = 3315 votes 1735

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
3639 Current Rating: 3639 + 4577 = 8216 votesCurrent Rating: 3639 + 4577 = 8216 votes 4577

[726] 14: Do you know what
2394 Current Rating: 2394 + 2057 = 4451 votesCurrent Rating: 2394 + 2057 = 4451 votes 2057

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1977 Current Rating: 1977 + 1929 = 3906 votesCurrent Rating: 1977 + 1929 = 3906 votes 1929

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
1625 Current Rating: 1625 + 1639 = 3264 votesCurrent Rating: 1625 + 1639 = 3264 votes 1639

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
2212 Current Rating: 2212 + 1926 = 4138 votesCurrent Rating: 2212 + 1926 = 4138 votes 1926

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
1977 Current Rating: 1977 + 1619 = 3596 votesCurrent Rating: 1977 + 1619 = 3596 votes 1619

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 1570 = 3142 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 1570 = 3142 votes 1570

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
2301 Current Rating: 2301 + 2024 = 4325 votesCurrent Rating: 2301 + 2024 = 4325 votes 2024

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1976 Current Rating: 1976 + 2216 = 4192 votesCurrent Rating: 1976 + 2216 = 4192 votes 2216

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1839 Current Rating: 1839 + 1436 = 3275 votesCurrent Rating: 1839 + 1436 = 3275 votes 1436


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
2010 Current Rating: 2010 + 2464 = 4474 votesCurrent Rating: 2010 + 2464 = 4474 votes 2464

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
2030 Current Rating: 2030 + 1865 = 3895 votesCurrent Rating: 2030 + 1865 = 3895 votes 1865

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1761 Current Rating: 1761 + 1499 = 3260 votesCurrent Rating: 1761 + 1499 = 3260 votes 1499

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 1776 = 3591 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 1776 = 3591 votes 1776

[713] 27: And now Mom?
1709 Current Rating: 1709 + 1421 = 3130 votesCurrent Rating: 1709 + 1421 = 3130 votes 1421

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
1899 Current Rating: 1899 + 1880 = 3779 votesCurrent Rating: 1899 + 1880 = 3779 votes 1880

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
2157 Current Rating: 2157 + 2715 = 4872 votesCurrent Rating: 2157 + 2715 = 4872 votes 2715

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
1837 Current Rating: 1837 + 1845 = 3682 votesCurrent Rating: 1837 + 1845 = 3682 votes 1845

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1873 Current Rating: 1873 + 1935 = 3808 votesCurrent Rating: 1873 + 1935 = 3808 votes 1935

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1603 = 3296 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1603 = 3296 votes 1603

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
1581 Current Rating: 1581 + 1441 = 3022 votesCurrent Rating: 1581 + 1441 = 3022 votes 1441

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 1466 = 3444 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 1466 = 3444 votes 1466

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
2076 Current Rating: 2076 + 2331 = 4407 votesCurrent Rating: 2076 + 2331 = 4407 votes 2331

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
4267 Current Rating: 4267 + 3486 = 7753 votesCurrent Rating: 4267 + 3486 = 7753 votes 3486

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
2469 Current Rating: 2469 + 2147 = 4616 votesCurrent Rating: 2469 + 2147 = 4616 votes 2147

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
2044 Current Rating: 2044 + 2400 = 4444 votesCurrent Rating: 2044 + 2400 = 4444 votes 2400

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1849 Current Rating: 1849 + 1983 = 3832 votesCurrent Rating: 1849 + 1983 = 3832 votes 1983

[700] 6: There, all finished
2311 Current Rating: 2311 + 2366 = 4677 votesCurrent Rating: 2311 + 2366 = 4677 votes 2366

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1328 = 2882 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1328 = 2882 votes 1328

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1863 Current Rating: 1863 + 1557 = 3420 votesCurrent Rating: 1863 + 1557 = 3420 votes 1557

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
2356 Current Rating: 2356 + 1971 = 4327 votesCurrent Rating: 2356 + 1971 = 4327 votes 1971


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
2231 Current Rating: 2231 + 2108 = 4339 votesCurrent Rating: 2231 + 2108 = 4339 votes 2108

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
2168 Current Rating: 2168 + 2209 = 4377 votesCurrent Rating: 2168 + 2209 = 4377 votes 2209

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
2357 Current Rating: 2357 + 2239 = 4596 votesCurrent Rating: 2357 + 2239 = 4596 votes 2239

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1403 = 2771 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1403 = 2771 votes 1403

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
2339 Current Rating: 2339 + 2096 = 4435 votesCurrent Rating: 2339 + 2096 = 4435 votes 2096

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
1542 Current Rating: 1542 + 1623 = 3165 votesCurrent Rating: 1542 + 1623 = 3165 votes 1623

[690] 23: The papers are signed
4016 Current Rating: 4016 + 5908 = 9924 votesCurrent Rating: 4016 + 5908 = 9924 votes 5908

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
77435 Current Rating: 77435 + 86286 = 163721 votesCurrent Rating: 77435 + 86286 = 163721 votes 86286

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
2241 Current Rating: 2241 + 2146 = 4387 votesCurrent Rating: 2241 + 2146 = 4387 votes 2146

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1533 = 3048 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1533 = 3048 votes 1533

[686] 17: I have something to confess
1656 Current Rating: 1656 + 1624 = 3280 votesCurrent Rating: 1656 + 1624 = 3280 votes 1624

[685] 16: How your location can change
1889 Current Rating: 1889 + 2043 = 3932 votesCurrent Rating: 1889 + 2043 = 3932 votes 2043

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
2352 Current Rating: 2352 + 2658 = 5010 votesCurrent Rating: 2352 + 2658 = 5010 votes 2658

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
2987 Current Rating: 2987 + 2077 = 5064 votesCurrent Rating: 2987 + 2077 = 5064 votes 2077

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
3679 Current Rating: 3679 + 4124 = 7803 votesCurrent Rating: 3679 + 4124 = 7803 votes 4124

[681] 9: Why does everything
2279 Current Rating: 2279 + 2143 = 4422 votesCurrent Rating: 2279 + 2143 = 4422 votes 2143

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
2238 Current Rating: 2238 + 1756 = 3994 votesCurrent Rating: 2238 + 1756 = 3994 votes 1756

[679] 5: You re late again
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1497 = 3033 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1497 = 3033 votes 1497

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
2614 Current Rating: 2614 + 2453 = 5067 votesCurrent Rating: 2614 + 2453 = 5067 votes 2453

[677] 3: What s the difference
1603 Current Rating: 1603 + 1639 = 3242 votesCurrent Rating: 1603 + 1639 = 3242 votes 1639

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
2203 Current Rating: 2203 + 2084 = 4287 votesCurrent Rating: 2203 + 2084 = 4287 votes 2084


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1722 Current Rating: 1722 + 1686 = 3408 votesCurrent Rating: 1722 + 1686 = 3408 votes 1686

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
2033 Current Rating: 2033 + 2175 = 4208 votesCurrent Rating: 2033 + 2175 = 4208 votes 2175

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1852 Current Rating: 1852 + 1584 = 3436 votesCurrent Rating: 1852 + 1584 = 3436 votes 1584

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1944 = 3544 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1944 = 3544 votes 1944

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
2084 Current Rating: 2084 + 2000 = 4084 votesCurrent Rating: 2084 + 2000 = 4084 votes 2000

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
1567 Current Rating: 1567 + 1368 = 2935 votesCurrent Rating: 1567 + 1368 = 2935 votes 1368

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1821 Current Rating: 1821 + 1787 = 3608 votesCurrent Rating: 1821 + 1787 = 3608 votes 1787

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
2128 Current Rating: 2128 + 2992 = 5120 votesCurrent Rating: 2128 + 2992 = 5120 votes 2992

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1526 = 3067 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1526 = 3067 votes 1526

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
1590 Current Rating: 1590 + 1601 = 3191 votesCurrent Rating: 1590 + 1601 = 3191 votes 1601

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
1653 Current Rating: 1653 + 1674 = 3327 votesCurrent Rating: 1653 + 1674 = 3327 votes 1674

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 1873 = 3593 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 1873 = 3593 votes 1873

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
1723 Current Rating: 1723 + 1911 = 3634 votesCurrent Rating: 1723 + 1911 = 3634 votes 1911

[662] 11: You look miserable
1561 Current Rating: 1561 + 1655 = 3216 votesCurrent Rating: 1561 + 1655 = 3216 votes 1655

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
2148 Current Rating: 2148 + 2324 = 4472 votesCurrent Rating: 2148 + 2324 = 4472 votes 2324

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1837 = 3402 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1837 = 3402 votes 1837

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
1612 Current Rating: 1612 + 1507 = 3119 votesCurrent Rating: 1612 + 1507 = 3119 votes 1507

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1860 Current Rating: 1860 + 1841 = 3701 votesCurrent Rating: 1860 + 1841 = 3701 votes 1841

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 1977 = 4025 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 1977 = 4025 votes 1977

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1938 Current Rating: 1938 + 1813 = 3751 votesCurrent Rating: 1938 + 1813 = 3751 votes 1813


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1306 = 2517 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1306 = 2517 votes 1306

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
1639 Current Rating: 1639 + 1678 = 3317 votesCurrent Rating: 1639 + 1678 = 3317 votes 1678

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1893 Current Rating: 1893 + 1931 = 3824 votesCurrent Rating: 1893 + 1931 = 3824 votes 1931

[652] 28: How come men always look
1786 Current Rating: 1786 + 1736 = 3522 votesCurrent Rating: 1786 + 1736 = 3522 votes 1736

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1911 Current Rating: 1911 + 1940 = 3851 votesCurrent Rating: 1911 + 1940 = 3851 votes 1940

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 1402 = 3049 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 1402 = 3049 votes 1402

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1987 Current Rating: 1987 + 2036 = 4023 votesCurrent Rating: 1987 + 2036 = 4023 votes 2036

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1544 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1544 = 3159 votes 1544

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1494 = 3078 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1494 = 3078 votes 1494

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 1952 = 3930 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 1952 = 3930 votes 1952

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1541 = 3246 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1541 = 3246 votes 1541

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
1435 Current Rating: 1435 + 1462 = 2897 votesCurrent Rating: 1435 + 1462 = 2897 votes 1462

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
2120 Current Rating: 2120 + 2164 = 4284 votesCurrent Rating: 2120 + 2164 = 4284 votes 2164

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
1602 Current Rating: 1602 + 1620 = 3222 votesCurrent Rating: 1602 + 1620 = 3222 votes 1620

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1467 = 3042 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1467 = 3042 votes 1467

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1640 = 3267 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1640 = 3267 votes 1640

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1491 = 3066 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1491 = 3066 votes 1491

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 1796 = 3394 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 1796 = 3394 votes 1796

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1947 Current Rating: 1947 + 1948 = 3895 votesCurrent Rating: 1947 + 1948 = 3895 votes 1948

[636] 3: When I die
2183 Current Rating: 2183 + 2725 = 4908 votesCurrent Rating: 2183 + 2725 = 4908 votes 2725

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
1759 Current Rating: 1759 + 1662 = 3421 votesCurrent Rating: 1759 + 1662 = 3421 votes 1662


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1615 = 3102 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1615 = 3102 votes 1615

[633] 25: You are looking good
1618 Current Rating: 1618 + 1674 = 3292 votesCurrent Rating: 1618 + 1674 = 3292 votes 1674

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
2354 Current Rating: 2354 + 2213 = 4567 votesCurrent Rating: 2354 + 2213 = 4567 votes 2213

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1493 = 2798 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1493 = 2798 votes 1493

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1811 Current Rating: 1811 + 2039 = 3850 votesCurrent Rating: 1811 + 2039 = 3850 votes 2039

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
1691 Current Rating: 1691 + 1627 = 3318 votesCurrent Rating: 1691 + 1627 = 3318 votes 1627

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
2023 Current Rating: 2023 + 1970 = 3993 votesCurrent Rating: 2023 + 1970 = 3993 votes 1970

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
1458 Current Rating: 1458 + 1548 = 3006 votesCurrent Rating: 1458 + 1548 = 3006 votes 1548

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
2298 Current Rating: 2298 + 2440 = 4738 votesCurrent Rating: 2298 + 2440 = 4738 votes 2440

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
2026 Current Rating: 2026 + 2233 = 4259 votesCurrent Rating: 2026 + 2233 = 4259 votes 2233

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
1746 Current Rating: 1746 + 1791 = 3537 votesCurrent Rating: 1746 + 1791 = 3537 votes 1791

[623] 11: What is the difference
1994 Current Rating: 1994 + 2149 = 4143 votesCurrent Rating: 1994 + 2149 = 4143 votes 2149

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1425 = 2871 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1425 = 2871 votes 1425

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1969 Current Rating: 1969 + 1949 = 3918 votesCurrent Rating: 1969 + 1949 = 3918 votes 1949

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1864 Current Rating: 1864 + 1922 = 3786 votesCurrent Rating: 1864 + 1922 = 3786 votes 1922

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
1551 Current Rating: 1551 + 1537 = 3088 votesCurrent Rating: 1551 + 1537 = 3088 votes 1537


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1791 Current Rating: 1791 + 2148 = 3939 votesCurrent Rating: 1791 + 2148 = 3939 votes 2148

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1507 = 2867 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1507 = 2867 votes 1507

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
2078 Current Rating: 2078 + 2158 = 4236 votesCurrent Rating: 2078 + 2158 = 4236 votes 2158

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
1797 Current Rating: 1797 + 1791 = 3588 votesCurrent Rating: 1797 + 1791 = 3588 votes 1791

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
2514 Current Rating: 2514 + 2338 = 4852 votesCurrent Rating: 2514 + 2338 = 4852 votes 2338

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
2164 Current Rating: 2164 + 1982 = 4146 votesCurrent Rating: 2164 + 1982 = 4146 votes 1982

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
3070 Current Rating: 3070 + 2595 = 5665 votesCurrent Rating: 3070 + 2595 = 5665 votes 2595

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
1753 Current Rating: 1753 + 1523 = 3276 votesCurrent Rating: 1753 + 1523 = 3276 votes 1523

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
2015 Current Rating: 2015 + 2019 = 4034 votesCurrent Rating: 2015 + 2019 = 4034 votes 2019

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1230 = 2615 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1230 = 2615 votes 1230

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1761 = 3376 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1761 = 3376 votes 1761

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
1790 Current Rating: 1790 + 1651 = 3441 votesCurrent Rating: 1790 + 1651 = 3441 votes 1651

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
1848 Current Rating: 1848 + 1561 = 3409 votesCurrent Rating: 1848 + 1561 = 3409 votes 1561

[605] 12: When I was at school
2799 Current Rating: 2799 + 2423 = 5222 votesCurrent Rating: 2799 + 2423 = 5222 votes 2423

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1829 Current Rating: 1829 + 2100 = 3929 votesCurrent Rating: 1829 + 2100 = 3929 votes 2100

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 1103 = 2204 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 1103 = 2204 votes 1103

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
1915 Current Rating: 1915 + 2045 = 3960 votesCurrent Rating: 1915 + 2045 = 3960 votes 2045

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1695 = 3400 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1695 = 3400 votes 1695

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 1550 = 3221 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 1550 = 3221 votes 1550


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
1731 Current Rating: 1731 + 1598 = 3329 votesCurrent Rating: 1731 + 1598 = 3329 votes 1598

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1735 = 3528 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1735 = 3528 votes 1735

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5620 Current Rating: 5620 + 4972 = 10592 votesCurrent Rating: 5620 + 4972 = 10592 votes 4972

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
2552 Current Rating: 2552 + 2113 = 4665 votesCurrent Rating: 2552 + 2113 = 4665 votes 2113

[595] 23: You know some women
2014 Current Rating: 2014 + 1795 = 3809 votesCurrent Rating: 2014 + 1795 = 3809 votes 1795

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
4406 Current Rating: 4406 + 3665 = 8071 votesCurrent Rating: 4406 + 3665 = 8071 votes 3665

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2961 Current Rating: 2961 + 2262 = 5223 votesCurrent Rating: 2961 + 2262 = 5223 votes 2262

[592] 20: So it is girls night
2020 Current Rating: 2020 + 1698 = 3718 votesCurrent Rating: 2020 + 1698 = 3718 votes 1698

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1700 = 3322 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1700 = 3322 votes 1700

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2920 Current Rating: 2920 + 4090 = 7010 votesCurrent Rating: 2920 + 4090 = 7010 votes 4090

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
2399 Current Rating: 2399 + 2174 = 4573 votesCurrent Rating: 2399 + 2174 = 4573 votes 2174

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3729 Current Rating: 3729 + 3411 = 7140 votesCurrent Rating: 3729 + 3411 = 7140 votes 3411

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
2268 Current Rating: 2268 + 2255 = 4523 votesCurrent Rating: 2268 + 2255 = 4523 votes 2255

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1925 Current Rating: 1925 + 2021 = 3946 votesCurrent Rating: 1925 + 2021 = 3946 votes 2021

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1919 Current Rating: 1919 + 1937 = 3856 votesCurrent Rating: 1919 + 1937 = 3856 votes 1937

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
1439 Current Rating: 1439 + 1529 = 2968 votesCurrent Rating: 1439 + 1529 = 2968 votes 1529

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1658 = 3241 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1658 = 3241 votes 1658

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
2232 Current Rating: 2232 + 2436 = 4668 votesCurrent Rating: 2232 + 2436 = 4668 votes 2436

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
2110 Current Rating: 2110 + 1813 = 3923 votesCurrent Rating: 2110 + 1813 = 3923 votes 1813

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
5904 Current Rating: 5904 + 4729 = 10633 votesCurrent Rating: 5904 + 4729 = 10633 votes 4729

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
3482 Current Rating: 3482 + 3115 = 6597 votesCurrent Rating: 3482 + 3115 = 6597 votes 3115


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
2489 Current Rating: 2489 + 2038 = 4527 votesCurrent Rating: 2489 + 2038 = 4527 votes 2038

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1821 Current Rating: 1821 + 1472 = 3293 votesCurrent Rating: 1821 + 1472 = 3293 votes 1472

[576] 27: What a babe
1841 Current Rating: 1841 + 1736 = 3577 votesCurrent Rating: 1841 + 1736 = 3577 votes 1736

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1356 = 2687 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1356 = 2687 votes 1356

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1711 Current Rating: 1711 + 1661 = 3372 votesCurrent Rating: 1711 + 1661 = 3372 votes 1661

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1487 = 3257 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1487 = 3257 votes 1487

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
5112 Current Rating: 5112 + 5382 = 10494 votesCurrent Rating: 5112 + 5382 = 10494 votes 5382

[571] 20: What is the difference
6647 Current Rating: 6647 + 6656 = 13303 votesCurrent Rating: 6647 + 6656 = 13303 votes 6656

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1816 Current Rating: 1816 + 1469 = 3285 votesCurrent Rating: 1816 + 1469 = 3285 votes 1469

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
2307 Current Rating: 2307 + 2113 = 4420 votesCurrent Rating: 2307 + 2113 = 4420 votes 2113

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1559 = 3300 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1559 = 3300 votes 1559

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
1763 Current Rating: 1763 + 1796 = 3559 votesCurrent Rating: 1763 + 1796 = 3559 votes 1796

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
2017 Current Rating: 2017 + 1781 = 3798 votesCurrent Rating: 2017 + 1781 = 3798 votes 1781

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
2359 Current Rating: 2359 + 1787 = 4146 votesCurrent Rating: 2359 + 1787 = 4146 votes 1787

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1947 Current Rating: 1947 + 2104 = 4051 votesCurrent Rating: 1947 + 2104 = 4051 votes 2104

[563] 10: You look terrible
2433 Current Rating: 2433 + 2083 = 4516 votesCurrent Rating: 2433 + 2083 = 4516 votes 2083

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
2182 Current Rating: 2182 + 2182 = 4364 votesCurrent Rating: 2182 + 2182 = 4364 votes 2182






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