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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
12995 Current Rating: 12995 + 14888 = 27883 votesCurrent Rating: 12995 + 14888 = 27883 votes 14888

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
3472 Current Rating: 3472 + 2839 = 6311 votesCurrent Rating: 3472 + 2839 = 6311 votes 2839

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
2807 Current Rating: 2807 + 2172 = 4979 votesCurrent Rating: 2807 + 2172 = 4979 votes 2172

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
3142 Current Rating: 3142 + 2419 = 5561 votesCurrent Rating: 3142 + 2419 = 5561 votes 2419

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
3646 Current Rating: 3646 + 5383 = 9029 votesCurrent Rating: 3646 + 5383 = 9029 votes 5383

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
3958 Current Rating: 3958 + 5787 = 9745 votesCurrent Rating: 3958 + 5787 = 9745 votes 5787

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
3167 Current Rating: 3167 + 2622 = 5789 votesCurrent Rating: 3167 + 2622 = 5789 votes 2622

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
3129 Current Rating: 3129 + 2529 = 5658 votesCurrent Rating: 3129 + 2529 = 5658 votes 2529

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
2635 Current Rating: 2635 + 1812 = 4447 votesCurrent Rating: 2635 + 1812 = 4447 votes 1812

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
3082 Current Rating: 3082 + 2167 = 5249 votesCurrent Rating: 3082 + 2167 = 5249 votes 2167

[783] 7: What now?
3394 Current Rating: 3394 + 2995 = 6389 votesCurrent Rating: 3394 + 2995 = 6389 votes 2995

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 2748 = 5912 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 2748 = 5912 votes 2748

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
3132 Current Rating: 3132 + 2357 = 5489 votesCurrent Rating: 3132 + 2357 = 5489 votes 2357

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3002 Current Rating: 3002 + 2331 = 5333 votesCurrent Rating: 3002 + 2331 = 5333 votes 2331

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
3134 Current Rating: 3134 + 2810 = 5944 votesCurrent Rating: 3134 + 2810 = 5944 votes 2810


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
3403 Current Rating: 3403 + 2909 = 6312 votesCurrent Rating: 3403 + 2909 = 6312 votes 2909

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
3122 Current Rating: 3122 + 3792 = 6914 votesCurrent Rating: 3122 + 3792 = 6914 votes 3792

[776] 28: Are you awake?
3116 Current Rating: 3116 + 2401 = 5517 votesCurrent Rating: 3116 + 2401 = 5517 votes 2401

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
3033 Current Rating: 3033 + 2835 = 5868 votesCurrent Rating: 3033 + 2835 = 5868 votes 2835

[774] 26: When I got home last night
3370 Current Rating: 3370 + 2774 = 6144 votesCurrent Rating: 3370 + 2774 = 6144 votes 2774

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
5690 Current Rating: 5690 + 6214 = 11904 votesCurrent Rating: 5690 + 6214 = 11904 votes 6214

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
3045 Current Rating: 3045 + 2751 = 5796 votesCurrent Rating: 3045 + 2751 = 5796 votes 2751

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
2806 Current Rating: 2806 + 1958 = 4764 votesCurrent Rating: 2806 + 1958 = 4764 votes 1958

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
2973 Current Rating: 2973 + 4940 = 7913 votesCurrent Rating: 2973 + 4940 = 7913 votes 4940

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
3562 Current Rating: 3562 + 3205 = 6767 votesCurrent Rating: 3562 + 3205 = 6767 votes 3205

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
2949 Current Rating: 2949 + 2130 = 5079 votesCurrent Rating: 2949 + 2130 = 5079 votes 2130

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
3637 Current Rating: 3637 + 5640 = 9277 votesCurrent Rating: 3637 + 5640 = 9277 votes 5640

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
4599 Current Rating: 4599 + 6785 = 11384 votesCurrent Rating: 4599 + 6785 = 11384 votes 6785

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
2853 Current Rating: 2853 + 2097 = 4950 votesCurrent Rating: 2853 + 2097 = 4950 votes 2097

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
3109 Current Rating: 3109 + 2321 = 5430 votesCurrent Rating: 3109 + 2321 = 5430 votes 2321

[763] 8: Would you love me more
3058 Current Rating: 3058 + 2142 = 5200 votesCurrent Rating: 3058 + 2142 = 5200 votes 2142

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
5394 Current Rating: 5394 + 6613 = 12007 votesCurrent Rating: 5394 + 6613 = 12007 votes 6613

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
2791 Current Rating: 2791 + 2151 = 4942 votesCurrent Rating: 2791 + 2151 = 4942 votes 2151

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
2813 Current Rating: 2813 + 2197 = 5010 votesCurrent Rating: 2813 + 2197 = 5010 votes 2197

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
3552 Current Rating: 3552 + 3207 = 6759 votesCurrent Rating: 3552 + 3207 = 6759 votes 3207

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
3211 Current Rating: 3211 + 3026 = 6237 votesCurrent Rating: 3211 + 3026 = 6237 votes 3026


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
3091 Current Rating: 3091 + 2572 = 5663 votesCurrent Rating: 3091 + 2572 = 5663 votes 2572

[756] 30: Good morning sir
2773 Current Rating: 2773 + 2199 = 4972 votesCurrent Rating: 2773 + 2199 = 4972 votes 2199

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
3190 Current Rating: 3190 + 2438 = 5628 votesCurrent Rating: 3190 + 2438 = 5628 votes 2438

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
3665 Current Rating: 3665 + 2886 = 6551 votesCurrent Rating: 3665 + 2886 = 6551 votes 2886

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
3165 Current Rating: 3165 + 2538 = 5703 votesCurrent Rating: 3165 + 2538 = 5703 votes 2538

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
3422 Current Rating: 3422 + 2440 = 5862 votesCurrent Rating: 3422 + 2440 = 5862 votes 2440

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
3135 Current Rating: 3135 + 2542 = 5677 votesCurrent Rating: 3135 + 2542 = 5677 votes 2542

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
2941 Current Rating: 2941 + 2316 = 5257 votesCurrent Rating: 2941 + 2316 = 5257 votes 2316

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
2727 Current Rating: 2727 + 2017 = 4744 votesCurrent Rating: 2727 + 2017 = 4744 votes 2017

[748] 18: What are you watching?
3341 Current Rating: 3341 + 2743 = 6084 votesCurrent Rating: 3341 + 2743 = 6084 votes 2743

[747] 17: See you later
3269 Current Rating: 3269 + 2509 = 5778 votesCurrent Rating: 3269 + 2509 = 5778 votes 2509

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
2961 Current Rating: 2961 + 2116 = 5077 votesCurrent Rating: 2961 + 2116 = 5077 votes 2116

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
3596 Current Rating: 3596 + 6998 = 10594 votesCurrent Rating: 3596 + 6998 = 10594 votes 6998

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
33350 Current Rating: 33350 + 36155 = 69505 votesCurrent Rating: 33350 + 36155 = 69505 votes 36155

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
7768 Current Rating: 7768 + 9509 = 17277 votesCurrent Rating: 7768 + 9509 = 17277 votes 9509

[742] 10: You look miserable
3448 Current Rating: 3448 + 2665 = 6113 votesCurrent Rating: 3448 + 2665 = 6113 votes 2665

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
3204 Current Rating: 3204 + 2528 = 5732 votesCurrent Rating: 3204 + 2528 = 5732 votes 2528

[740] 8: What are you reading?
3006 Current Rating: 3006 + 2243 = 5249 votesCurrent Rating: 3006 + 2243 = 5249 votes 2243

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
3274 Current Rating: 3274 + 2704 = 5978 votesCurrent Rating: 3274 + 2704 = 5978 votes 2704

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
3229 Current Rating: 3229 + 2552 = 5781 votesCurrent Rating: 3229 + 2552 = 5781 votes 2552

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
3254 Current Rating: 3254 + 2613 = 5867 votesCurrent Rating: 3254 + 2613 = 5867 votes 2613

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
4692 Current Rating: 4692 + 6343 = 11035 votesCurrent Rating: 4692 + 6343 = 11035 votes 6343

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
18389 Current Rating: 18389 + 20326 = 38715 votesCurrent Rating: 18389 + 20326 = 38715 votes 20326


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
3123 Current Rating: 3123 + 2799 = 5922 votesCurrent Rating: 3123 + 2799 = 5922 votes 2799

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
10861 Current Rating: 10861 + 11372 = 22233 votesCurrent Rating: 10861 + 11372 = 22233 votes 11372

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
3350 Current Rating: 3350 + 2725 = 6075 votesCurrent Rating: 3350 + 2725 = 6075 votes 2725

[731] 21: What have you got there?
3843 Current Rating: 3843 + 2996 = 6839 votesCurrent Rating: 3843 + 2996 = 6839 votes 2996

[730] 20: Where have you been?
18873 Current Rating: 18873 + 20502 = 39375 votesCurrent Rating: 18873 + 20502 = 39375 votes 20502

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
2978 Current Rating: 2978 + 2310 = 5288 votesCurrent Rating: 2978 + 2310 = 5288 votes 2310

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
2832 Current Rating: 2832 + 2230 = 5062 votesCurrent Rating: 2832 + 2230 = 5062 votes 2230

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
4349 Current Rating: 4349 + 4911 = 9260 votesCurrent Rating: 4349 + 4911 = 9260 votes 4911

[726] 14: Do you know what
3323 Current Rating: 3323 + 2566 = 5889 votesCurrent Rating: 3323 + 2566 = 5889 votes 2566

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
3191 Current Rating: 3191 + 2491 = 5682 votesCurrent Rating: 3191 + 2491 = 5682 votes 2491

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
2861 Current Rating: 2861 + 2131 = 4992 votesCurrent Rating: 2861 + 2131 = 4992 votes 2131

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
3134 Current Rating: 3134 + 2430 = 5564 votesCurrent Rating: 3134 + 2430 = 5564 votes 2430

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
3060 Current Rating: 3060 + 4015 = 7075 votesCurrent Rating: 3060 + 4015 = 7075 votes 4015

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
2777 Current Rating: 2777 + 2106 = 4883 votesCurrent Rating: 2777 + 2106 = 4883 votes 2106

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
3330 Current Rating: 3330 + 2655 = 5985 votesCurrent Rating: 3330 + 2655 = 5985 votes 2655

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
2834 Current Rating: 2834 + 2573 = 5407 votesCurrent Rating: 2834 + 2573 = 5407 votes 2573

[718] 3: What are you watching?
2894 Current Rating: 2894 + 4793 = 7687 votesCurrent Rating: 2894 + 4793 = 7687 votes 4793


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
3099 Current Rating: 3099 + 2872 = 5971 votesCurrent Rating: 3099 + 2872 = 5971 votes 2872

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
3192 Current Rating: 3192 + 2361 = 5553 votesCurrent Rating: 3192 + 2361 = 5553 votes 2361

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
2823 Current Rating: 2823 + 1875 = 4698 votesCurrent Rating: 2823 + 1875 = 4698 votes 1875

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
3065 Current Rating: 3065 + 2339 = 5404 votesCurrent Rating: 3065 + 2339 = 5404 votes 2339

[713] 27: And now Mom?
2806 Current Rating: 2806 + 1843 = 4649 votesCurrent Rating: 2806 + 1843 = 4649 votes 1843

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
3110 Current Rating: 3110 + 2405 = 5515 votesCurrent Rating: 3110 + 2405 = 5515 votes 2405

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
3088 Current Rating: 3088 + 3228 = 6316 votesCurrent Rating: 3088 + 3228 = 6316 votes 3228

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
3086 Current Rating: 3086 + 2357 = 5443 votesCurrent Rating: 3086 + 2357 = 5443 votes 2357

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
3077 Current Rating: 3077 + 2413 = 5490 votesCurrent Rating: 3077 + 2413 = 5490 votes 2413

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
2783 Current Rating: 2783 + 1983 = 4766 votesCurrent Rating: 2783 + 1983 = 4766 votes 1983

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
2815 Current Rating: 2815 + 1924 = 4739 votesCurrent Rating: 2815 + 1924 = 4739 votes 1924

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
3171 Current Rating: 3171 + 4933 = 8104 votesCurrent Rating: 3171 + 4933 = 8104 votes 4933

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 2781 = 5945 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 2781 = 5945 votes 2781

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
5050 Current Rating: 5050 + 5957 = 11007 votesCurrent Rating: 5050 + 5957 = 11007 votes 5957

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
3398 Current Rating: 3398 + 2681 = 6079 votesCurrent Rating: 3398 + 2681 = 6079 votes 2681

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
3162 Current Rating: 3162 + 2864 = 6026 votesCurrent Rating: 3162 + 2864 = 6026 votes 2864

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
3091 Current Rating: 3091 + 2507 = 5598 votesCurrent Rating: 3091 + 2507 = 5598 votes 2507

[700] 6: There, all finished
3383 Current Rating: 3383 + 3014 = 6397 votesCurrent Rating: 3383 + 3014 = 6397 votes 3014

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
2768 Current Rating: 2768 + 1792 = 4560 votesCurrent Rating: 2768 + 1792 = 4560 votes 1792

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
3006 Current Rating: 3006 + 5012 = 8018 votesCurrent Rating: 3006 + 5012 = 8018 votes 5012

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
3250 Current Rating: 3250 + 2474 = 5724 votesCurrent Rating: 3250 + 2474 = 5724 votes 2474


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
3261 Current Rating: 3261 + 2687 = 5948 votesCurrent Rating: 3261 + 2687 = 5948 votes 2687

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
3278 Current Rating: 3278 + 2914 = 6192 votesCurrent Rating: 3278 + 2914 = 6192 votes 2914

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
3430 Current Rating: 3430 + 2897 = 6327 votesCurrent Rating: 3430 + 2897 = 6327 votes 2897

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
2779 Current Rating: 2779 + 1951 = 4730 votesCurrent Rating: 2779 + 1951 = 4730 votes 1951

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
3283 Current Rating: 3283 + 2624 = 5907 votesCurrent Rating: 3283 + 2624 = 5907 votes 2624

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
2763 Current Rating: 2763 + 2078 = 4841 votesCurrent Rating: 2763 + 2078 = 4841 votes 2078

[690] 23: The papers are signed
4822 Current Rating: 4822 + 6354 = 11176 votesCurrent Rating: 4822 + 6354 = 11176 votes 6354

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
9032 Current Rating: 9032 + 6895 = 15927 votesCurrent Rating: 9032 + 6895 = 15927 votes 6895

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
3214 Current Rating: 3214 + 2715 = 5929 votesCurrent Rating: 3214 + 2715 = 5929 votes 2715

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
2761 Current Rating: 2761 + 2001 = 4762 votesCurrent Rating: 2761 + 2001 = 4762 votes 2001

[686] 17: I have something to confess
2875 Current Rating: 2875 + 2095 = 4970 votesCurrent Rating: 2875 + 2095 = 4970 votes 2095

[685] 16: How your location can change
3103 Current Rating: 3103 + 2553 = 5656 votesCurrent Rating: 3103 + 2553 = 5656 votes 2553

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
3338 Current Rating: 3338 + 3263 = 6601 votesCurrent Rating: 3338 + 3263 = 6601 votes 3263

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
3915 Current Rating: 3915 + 5631 = 9546 votesCurrent Rating: 3915 + 5631 = 9546 votes 5631

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
4584 Current Rating: 4584 + 4613 = 9197 votesCurrent Rating: 4584 + 4613 = 9197 votes 4613

[681] 9: Why does everything
3363 Current Rating: 3363 + 2787 = 6150 votesCurrent Rating: 3363 + 2787 = 6150 votes 2787

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
3058 Current Rating: 3058 + 2126 = 5184 votesCurrent Rating: 3058 + 2126 = 5184 votes 2126

[679] 5: You re late again
2823 Current Rating: 2823 + 2029 = 4852 votesCurrent Rating: 2823 + 2029 = 4852 votes 2029

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
3576 Current Rating: 3576 + 3020 = 6596 votesCurrent Rating: 3576 + 3020 = 6596 votes 3020

[677] 3: What s the difference
2796 Current Rating: 2796 + 2131 = 4927 votesCurrent Rating: 2796 + 2131 = 4927 votes 2131

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 2620 = 5784 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 2620 = 5784 votes 2620


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
2802 Current Rating: 2802 + 2068 = 4870 votesCurrent Rating: 2802 + 2068 = 4870 votes 2068

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
3187 Current Rating: 3187 + 2713 = 5900 votesCurrent Rating: 3187 + 2713 = 5900 votes 2713

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
2983 Current Rating: 2983 + 2006 = 4989 votesCurrent Rating: 2983 + 2006 = 4989 votes 2006

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
2774 Current Rating: 2774 + 2472 = 5246 votesCurrent Rating: 2774 + 2472 = 5246 votes 2472

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
3173 Current Rating: 3173 + 2590 = 5763 votesCurrent Rating: 3173 + 2590 = 5763 votes 2590

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
2735 Current Rating: 2735 + 1772 = 4507 votesCurrent Rating: 2735 + 1772 = 4507 votes 1772

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
3072 Current Rating: 3072 + 2320 = 5392 votesCurrent Rating: 3072 + 2320 = 5392 votes 2320

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
3069 Current Rating: 3069 + 3501 = 6570 votesCurrent Rating: 3069 + 3501 = 6570 votes 3501

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
2793 Current Rating: 2793 + 1999 = 4792 votesCurrent Rating: 2793 + 1999 = 4792 votes 1999

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
2755 Current Rating: 2755 + 2077 = 4832 votesCurrent Rating: 2755 + 2077 = 4832 votes 2077

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
2866 Current Rating: 2866 + 2148 = 5014 votesCurrent Rating: 2866 + 2148 = 5014 votes 2148

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
2904 Current Rating: 2904 + 2330 = 5234 votesCurrent Rating: 2904 + 2330 = 5234 votes 2330

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
2904 Current Rating: 2904 + 2405 = 5309 votesCurrent Rating: 2904 + 2405 = 5309 votes 2405

[662] 11: You look miserable
2724 Current Rating: 2724 + 2121 = 4845 votesCurrent Rating: 2724 + 2121 = 4845 votes 2121

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
3154 Current Rating: 3154 + 2876 = 6030 votesCurrent Rating: 3154 + 2876 = 6030 votes 2876

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
2789 Current Rating: 2789 + 2278 = 5067 votesCurrent Rating: 2789 + 2278 = 5067 votes 2278

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
2761 Current Rating: 2761 + 1901 = 4662 votesCurrent Rating: 2761 + 1901 = 4662 votes 1901

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
3073 Current Rating: 3073 + 2383 = 5456 votesCurrent Rating: 3073 + 2383 = 5456 votes 2383

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
3204 Current Rating: 3204 + 2497 = 5701 votesCurrent Rating: 3204 + 2497 = 5701 votes 2497

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
3159 Current Rating: 3159 + 2325 = 5484 votesCurrent Rating: 3159 + 2325 = 5484 votes 2325


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
2567 Current Rating: 2567 + 1799 = 4366 votesCurrent Rating: 2567 + 1799 = 4366 votes 1799

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
2930 Current Rating: 2930 + 2182 = 5112 votesCurrent Rating: 2930 + 2182 = 5112 votes 2182

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
3111 Current Rating: 3111 + 2415 = 5526 votesCurrent Rating: 3111 + 2415 = 5526 votes 2415

[652] 28: How come men always look
2909 Current Rating: 2909 + 2114 = 5023 votesCurrent Rating: 2909 + 2114 = 5023 votes 2114

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
3169 Current Rating: 3169 + 2411 = 5580 votesCurrent Rating: 3169 + 2411 = 5580 votes 2411

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
2818 Current Rating: 2818 + 3764 = 6582 votesCurrent Rating: 2818 + 3764 = 6582 votes 3764

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
3184 Current Rating: 3184 + 2536 = 5720 votesCurrent Rating: 3184 + 2536 = 5720 votes 2536

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
2804 Current Rating: 2804 + 1915 = 4719 votesCurrent Rating: 2804 + 1915 = 4719 votes 1915

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
2804 Current Rating: 2804 + 1885 = 4689 votesCurrent Rating: 2804 + 1885 = 4689 votes 1885

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
3268 Current Rating: 3268 + 2519 = 5787 votesCurrent Rating: 3268 + 2519 = 5787 votes 2519

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
2934 Current Rating: 2934 + 2021 = 4955 votesCurrent Rating: 2934 + 2021 = 4955 votes 2021

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
2788 Current Rating: 2788 + 1912 = 4700 votesCurrent Rating: 2788 + 1912 = 4700 votes 1912

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
3170 Current Rating: 3170 + 2786 = 5956 votesCurrent Rating: 3170 + 2786 = 5956 votes 2786

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
2793 Current Rating: 2793 + 1988 = 4781 votesCurrent Rating: 2793 + 1988 = 4781 votes 1988

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
2775 Current Rating: 2775 + 1824 = 4599 votesCurrent Rating: 2775 + 1824 = 4599 votes 1824

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
3175 Current Rating: 3175 + 2203 = 5378 votesCurrent Rating: 3175 + 2203 = 5378 votes 2203

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
3140 Current Rating: 3140 + 4962 = 8102 votesCurrent Rating: 3140 + 4962 = 8102 votes 4962

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
2991 Current Rating: 2991 + 2231 = 5222 votesCurrent Rating: 2991 + 2231 = 5222 votes 2231

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
3245 Current Rating: 3245 + 2522 = 5767 votesCurrent Rating: 3245 + 2522 = 5767 votes 2522

[636] 3: When I die
3192 Current Rating: 3192 + 3278 = 6470 votesCurrent Rating: 3192 + 3278 = 6470 votes 3278

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
2959 Current Rating: 2959 + 2170 = 5129 votesCurrent Rating: 2959 + 2170 = 5129 votes 2170


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
2737 Current Rating: 2737 + 2080 = 4817 votesCurrent Rating: 2737 + 2080 = 4817 votes 2080

[633] 25: You are looking good
2837 Current Rating: 2837 + 2108 = 4945 votesCurrent Rating: 2837 + 2108 = 4945 votes 2108

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
3418 Current Rating: 3418 + 2864 = 6282 votesCurrent Rating: 3418 + 2864 = 6282 votes 2864

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
2687 Current Rating: 2687 + 2002 = 4689 votesCurrent Rating: 2687 + 2002 = 4689 votes 2002

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
3013 Current Rating: 3013 + 2548 = 5561 votesCurrent Rating: 3013 + 2548 = 5561 votes 2548

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
2915 Current Rating: 2915 + 2115 = 5030 votesCurrent Rating: 2915 + 2115 = 5030 votes 2115

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
3176 Current Rating: 3176 + 2444 = 5620 votesCurrent Rating: 3176 + 2444 = 5620 votes 2444

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
2654 Current Rating: 2654 + 2008 = 4662 votesCurrent Rating: 2654 + 2008 = 4662 votes 2008

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
3362 Current Rating: 3362 + 3049 = 6411 votesCurrent Rating: 3362 + 3049 = 6411 votes 3049

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
3185 Current Rating: 3185 + 2715 = 5900 votesCurrent Rating: 3185 + 2715 = 5900 votes 2715

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
2957 Current Rating: 2957 + 2329 = 5286 votesCurrent Rating: 2957 + 2329 = 5286 votes 2329

[623] 11: What is the difference
3263 Current Rating: 3263 + 2768 = 6031 votesCurrent Rating: 3263 + 2768 = 6031 votes 2768

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
2776 Current Rating: 2776 + 1995 = 4771 votesCurrent Rating: 2776 + 1995 = 4771 votes 1995

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
3181 Current Rating: 3181 + 2516 = 5697 votesCurrent Rating: 3181 + 2516 = 5697 votes 2516

[620] 3: Hey big boy
3037 Current Rating: 3037 + 2363 = 5400 votesCurrent Rating: 3037 + 2363 = 5400 votes 2363

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
2760 Current Rating: 2760 + 1943 = 4703 votesCurrent Rating: 2760 + 1943 = 4703 votes 1943


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
2867 Current Rating: 2867 + 2519 = 5386 votesCurrent Rating: 2867 + 2519 = 5386 votes 2519

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
2716 Current Rating: 2716 + 2020 = 4736 votesCurrent Rating: 2716 + 2020 = 4736 votes 2020

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
3050 Current Rating: 3050 + 2642 = 5692 votesCurrent Rating: 3050 + 2642 = 5692 votes 2642

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
2953 Current Rating: 2953 + 2306 = 5259 votesCurrent Rating: 2953 + 2306 = 5259 votes 2306

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
3407 Current Rating: 3407 + 2836 = 6243 votesCurrent Rating: 3407 + 2836 = 6243 votes 2836

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
3077 Current Rating: 3077 + 2452 = 5529 votesCurrent Rating: 3077 + 2452 = 5529 votes 2452

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
3927 Current Rating: 3927 + 3098 = 7025 votesCurrent Rating: 3927 + 3098 = 7025 votes 3098

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
2835 Current Rating: 2835 + 1893 = 4728 votesCurrent Rating: 2835 + 1893 = 4728 votes 1893

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
3208 Current Rating: 3208 + 2536 = 5744 votesCurrent Rating: 3208 + 2536 = 5744 votes 2536

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
2620 Current Rating: 2620 + 1667 = 4287 votesCurrent Rating: 2620 + 1667 = 4287 votes 1667

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
2769 Current Rating: 2769 + 2204 = 4973 votesCurrent Rating: 2769 + 2204 = 4973 votes 2204

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
3033 Current Rating: 3033 + 2182 = 5215 votesCurrent Rating: 3033 + 2182 = 5215 votes 2182

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
2958 Current Rating: 2958 + 4935 = 7893 votesCurrent Rating: 2958 + 4935 = 7893 votes 4935

[605] 12: When I was at school
3804 Current Rating: 3804 + 3038 = 6842 votesCurrent Rating: 3804 + 3038 = 6842 votes 3038

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
2976 Current Rating: 2976 + 2538 = 5514 votesCurrent Rating: 2976 + 2538 = 5514 votes 2538

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
2475 Current Rating: 2475 + 1660 = 4135 votesCurrent Rating: 2475 + 1660 = 4135 votes 1660

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
3134 Current Rating: 3134 + 2571 = 5705 votesCurrent Rating: 3134 + 2571 = 5705 votes 2571

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
2797 Current Rating: 2797 + 2087 = 4884 votesCurrent Rating: 2797 + 2087 = 4884 votes 2087

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
2788 Current Rating: 2788 + 1978 = 4766 votesCurrent Rating: 2788 + 1978 = 4766 votes 1978


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
2920 Current Rating: 2920 + 2078 = 4998 votesCurrent Rating: 2920 + 2078 = 4998 votes 2078

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
2953 Current Rating: 2953 + 2198 = 5151 votesCurrent Rating: 2953 + 2198 = 5151 votes 2198

[597] 27: I want a divorce
6272 Current Rating: 6272 + 7254 = 13526 votesCurrent Rating: 6272 + 7254 = 13526 votes 7254

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
3447 Current Rating: 3447 + 2574 = 6021 votesCurrent Rating: 3447 + 2574 = 6021 votes 2574

[595] 23: You know some women
3089 Current Rating: 3089 + 2171 = 5260 votesCurrent Rating: 3089 + 2171 = 5260 votes 2171

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
5151 Current Rating: 5151 + 8050 = 13201 votesCurrent Rating: 5151 + 8050 = 13201 votes 8050

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
3812 Current Rating: 3812 + 5727 = 9539 votesCurrent Rating: 3812 + 5727 = 9539 votes 5727

[592] 20: So it is girls night
3102 Current Rating: 3102 + 4105 = 7207 votesCurrent Rating: 3102 + 4105 = 7207 votes 4105

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
2827 Current Rating: 2827 + 2174 = 5001 votesCurrent Rating: 2827 + 2174 = 5001 votes 2174

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 4422 = 8055 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 4422 = 8055 votes 4422

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
3355 Current Rating: 3355 + 2630 = 5985 votesCurrent Rating: 3355 + 2630 = 5985 votes 2630

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
4532 Current Rating: 4532 + 3829 = 8361 votesCurrent Rating: 4532 + 3829 = 8361 votes 3829

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
3378 Current Rating: 3378 + 2910 = 6288 votesCurrent Rating: 3378 + 2910 = 6288 votes 2910

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
3016 Current Rating: 3016 + 2401 = 5417 votesCurrent Rating: 3016 + 2401 = 5417 votes 2401

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
3132 Current Rating: 3132 + 2431 = 5563 votesCurrent Rating: 3132 + 2431 = 5563 votes 2431

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
2681 Current Rating: 2681 + 1992 = 4673 votesCurrent Rating: 2681 + 1992 = 4673 votes 1992

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
2825 Current Rating: 2825 + 2126 = 4951 votesCurrent Rating: 2825 + 2126 = 4951 votes 2126

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
3228 Current Rating: 3228 + 2963 = 6191 votesCurrent Rating: 3228 + 2963 = 6191 votes 2963

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
2857 Current Rating: 2857 + 2143 = 5000 votesCurrent Rating: 2857 + 2143 = 5000 votes 2143

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
6614 Current Rating: 6614 + 9081 = 15695 votesCurrent Rating: 6614 + 9081 = 15695 votes 9081

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
4278 Current Rating: 4278 + 3538 = 7816 votesCurrent Rating: 4278 + 3538 = 7816 votes 3538


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
3392 Current Rating: 3392 + 2496 = 5888 votesCurrent Rating: 3392 + 2496 = 5888 votes 2496

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
2885 Current Rating: 2885 + 3824 = 6709 votesCurrent Rating: 2885 + 3824 = 6709 votes 3824

[576] 27: What a babe
3050 Current Rating: 3050 + 2226 = 5276 votesCurrent Rating: 3050 + 2226 = 5276 votes 2226

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
2602 Current Rating: 2602 + 1783 = 4385 votesCurrent Rating: 2602 + 1783 = 4385 votes 1783

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
2881 Current Rating: 2881 + 2108 = 4989 votesCurrent Rating: 2881 + 2108 = 4989 votes 2108

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
2727 Current Rating: 2727 + 1779 = 4506 votesCurrent Rating: 2727 + 1779 = 4506 votes 1779

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
5857 Current Rating: 5857 + 5741 = 11598 votesCurrent Rating: 5857 + 5741 = 11598 votes 5741

[571] 20: What is the difference
7313 Current Rating: 7313 + 6975 = 14288 votesCurrent Rating: 7313 + 6975 = 14288 votes 6975

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
2879 Current Rating: 2879 + 4789 = 7668 votesCurrent Rating: 2879 + 4789 = 7668 votes 4789

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
3302 Current Rating: 3302 + 2652 = 5954 votesCurrent Rating: 3302 + 2652 = 5954 votes 2652

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
2839 Current Rating: 2839 + 1926 = 4765 votesCurrent Rating: 2839 + 1926 = 4765 votes 1926

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
2792 Current Rating: 2792 + 2218 = 5010 votesCurrent Rating: 2792 + 2218 = 5010 votes 2218

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
3085 Current Rating: 3085 + 2236 = 5321 votesCurrent Rating: 3085 + 2236 = 5321 votes 2236

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
3454 Current Rating: 3454 + 5281 = 8735 votesCurrent Rating: 3454 + 5281 = 8735 votes 5281

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
3044 Current Rating: 3044 + 2569 = 5613 votesCurrent Rating: 3044 + 2569 = 5613 votes 2569

[563] 10: You look terrible
3583 Current Rating: 3583 + 4579 = 8162 votesCurrent Rating: 3583 + 4579 = 8162 votes 4579

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
3000 Current Rating: 3000 + 2508 = 5508 votesCurrent Rating: 3000 + 2508 = 5508 votes 2508






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