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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
11247 Current Rating: 11247 + 9999 = 21246 votesCurrent Rating: 11247 + 9999 = 21246 votes 9999

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
2088 Current Rating: 2088 + 1983 = 4071 votesCurrent Rating: 2088 + 1983 = 4071 votes 1983

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 1082 = 2105 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 1082 = 2105 votes 1082

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1747 Current Rating: 1747 + 1472 = 3219 votesCurrent Rating: 1747 + 1472 = 3219 votes 1472

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1200 = 2452 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1200 = 2452 votes 1200

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
2291 Current Rating: 2291 + 1864 = 4155 votesCurrent Rating: 2291 + 1864 = 4155 votes 1864

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1522 Current Rating: 1522 + 1570 = 3092 votesCurrent Rating: 1522 + 1570 = 3092 votes 1570

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1545 Current Rating: 1545 + 1365 = 2910 votesCurrent Rating: 1545 + 1365 = 2910 votes 1365

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
979 Current Rating: 979 + 906 = 1885 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 906 = 1885 votes 906

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 1250 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 1250 = 2636 votes 1250

[783] 7: What now?
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1705 = 3498 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1705 = 3498 votes 1705

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1532 Current Rating: 1532 + 1531 = 3063 votesCurrent Rating: 1532 + 1531 = 3063 votes 1531

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1223 = 2419 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1223 = 2419 votes 1223

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1305 = 2534 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1305 = 2534 votes 1305

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1980 = 3580 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1980 = 3580 votes 1980


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1845 Current Rating: 1845 + 1760 = 3605 votesCurrent Rating: 1845 + 1760 = 3605 votes 1760

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1559 Current Rating: 1559 + 2398 = 3957 votesCurrent Rating: 1559 + 2398 = 3957 votes 2398

[776] 28: Are you awake?
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 1285 = 2476 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 1285 = 2476 votes 1285

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1931 = 3596 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1931 = 3596 votes 1931

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1875 Current Rating: 1875 + 1747 = 3622 votesCurrent Rating: 1875 + 1747 = 3622 votes 1747

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
3064 Current Rating: 3064 + 2652 = 5716 votesCurrent Rating: 3064 + 2652 = 5716 votes 2652

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1637 Current Rating: 1637 + 1818 = 3455 votesCurrent Rating: 1637 + 1818 = 3455 votes 1818

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 995 = 2129 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 995 = 2129 votes 995

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1140 = 2455 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1140 = 2455 votes 1140

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 2069 = 3926 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 2069 = 3926 votes 2069

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1348 = 2827 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1348 = 2827 votes 1348

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1777 Current Rating: 1777 + 1480 = 3257 votesCurrent Rating: 1777 + 1480 = 3257 votes 1480

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
2219 Current Rating: 2219 + 1551 = 3770 votesCurrent Rating: 2219 + 1551 = 3770 votes 1551

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
1144 Current Rating: 1144 + 1126 = 2270 votesCurrent Rating: 1144 + 1126 = 2270 votes 1126

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1274 = 2606 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1274 = 2606 votes 1274

[763] 8: Would you love me more
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1075 = 2223 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1075 = 2223 votes 1075

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
2909 Current Rating: 2909 + 2091 = 5000 votesCurrent Rating: 2909 + 2091 = 5000 votes 2091

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
1084 Current Rating: 1084 + 1164 = 2248 votesCurrent Rating: 1084 + 1164 = 2248 votes 1164

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1270 = 2521 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1270 = 2521 votes 1270

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1888 Current Rating: 1888 + 1937 = 3825 votesCurrent Rating: 1888 + 1937 = 3825 votes 1937

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2161 Current Rating: 2161 + 2237 = 4398 votesCurrent Rating: 2161 + 2237 = 4398 votes 2237


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1545 Current Rating: 1545 + 1652 = 3197 votesCurrent Rating: 1545 + 1652 = 3197 votes 1652

[756] 30: Good morning sir
1081 Current Rating: 1081 + 1089 = 2170 votesCurrent Rating: 1081 + 1089 = 2170 votes 1089

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1359 = 2792 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1359 = 2792 votes 1359

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1928 Current Rating: 1928 + 1626 = 3554 votesCurrent Rating: 1928 + 1626 = 3554 votes 1626

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1566 Current Rating: 1566 + 1398 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1566 + 1398 = 2964 votes 1398

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1880 Current Rating: 1880 + 1453 = 3333 votesCurrent Rating: 1880 + 1453 = 3333 votes 1453

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1674 = 3232 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1674 = 3232 votes 1674

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
1109 Current Rating: 1109 + 1225 = 2334 votesCurrent Rating: 1109 + 1225 = 2334 votes 1225

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 1057 = 2146 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 1057 = 2146 votes 1057

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1394 = 2886 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1394 = 2886 votes 1394

[747] 17: See you later
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 1083 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 1083 = 2181 votes 1083

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 1127 = 2307 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 1127 = 2307 votes 1127

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 1273 = 3321 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 1273 = 3321 votes 1273

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
22410 Current Rating: 22410 + 24112 = 46522 votesCurrent Rating: 22410 + 24112 = 46522 votes 24112

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
4448 Current Rating: 4448 + 3107 = 7555 votesCurrent Rating: 4448 + 3107 = 7555 votes 3107

[742] 10: You look miserable
1909 Current Rating: 1909 + 1567 = 3476 votesCurrent Rating: 1909 + 1567 = 3476 votes 1567

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1390 = 2734 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1390 = 2734 votes 1390

[740] 8: What are you reading?
1178 Current Rating: 1178 + 1157 = 2335 votesCurrent Rating: 1178 + 1157 = 2335 votes 1157

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1487 = 2995 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1487 = 2995 votes 1487

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 1240 = 2421 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 1240 = 2421 votes 1240

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1812 Current Rating: 1812 + 1593 = 3405 votesCurrent Rating: 1812 + 1593 = 3405 votes 1593

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
79966 Current Rating: 79966 + 79566 = 159532 votesCurrent Rating: 79966 + 79566 = 159532 votes 79566

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
136639 Current Rating: 136639 + 152504 = 289143 votesCurrent Rating: 136639 + 152504 = 289143 votes 152504


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1596 Current Rating: 1596 + 1704 = 3300 votesCurrent Rating: 1596 + 1704 = 3300 votes 1704

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
6651 Current Rating: 6651 + 7680 = 14331 votesCurrent Rating: 6651 + 7680 = 14331 votes 7680

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 1615 = 3372 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 1615 = 3372 votes 1615

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1981 Current Rating: 1981 + 1780 = 3761 votesCurrent Rating: 1981 + 1780 = 3761 votes 1780

[730] 20: Where have you been?
13594 Current Rating: 13594 + 16371 = 29965 votesCurrent Rating: 13594 + 16371 = 29965 votes 16371

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1389 = 2936 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1389 = 2936 votes 1389

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1212 = 2309 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1212 = 2309 votes 1212

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2830 Current Rating: 2830 + 3807 = 6637 votesCurrent Rating: 2830 + 3807 = 6637 votes 3807

[726] 14: Do you know what
1749 Current Rating: 1749 + 1505 = 3254 votesCurrent Rating: 1749 + 1505 = 3254 votes 1505

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1306 = 2637 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1306 = 2637 votes 1306

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 1083 = 2136 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 1083 = 2136 votes 1083

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1556 Current Rating: 1556 + 1330 = 2886 votesCurrent Rating: 1556 + 1330 = 2886 votes 1330

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1037 = 2275 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1037 = 2275 votes 1037

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 1084 = 2129 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 1084 = 2129 votes 1084

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1354 = 2946 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1354 = 2946 votes 1354

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1632 = 3088 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1632 = 3088 votes 1632

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 969 = 2228 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 969 = 2228 votes 969


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1799 = 3299 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1799 = 3299 votes 1799

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1286 = 2677 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1286 = 2677 votes 1286

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1035 = 2315 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1035 = 2315 votes 1035

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1176 = 2324 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1176 = 2324 votes 1176

[713] 27: And now Mom?
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 976 = 2068 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 976 = 2068 votes 976

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1241 = 2464 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1241 = 2464 votes 1241

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 2010 = 3536 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 2010 = 3536 votes 2010

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 1231 = 2448 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 1231 = 2448 votes 1231

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1312 = 2566 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1312 = 2566 votes 1312

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1241 Current Rating: 1241 + 1179 = 2420 votesCurrent Rating: 1241 + 1179 = 2420 votes 1179

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
1014 Current Rating: 1014 + 958 = 1972 votesCurrent Rating: 1014 + 958 = 1972 votes 958

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
1270 Current Rating: 1270 + 916 = 2186 votesCurrent Rating: 1270 + 916 = 2186 votes 916

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1520 Current Rating: 1520 + 1778 = 3298 votesCurrent Rating: 1520 + 1778 = 3298 votes 1778

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
3049 Current Rating: 3049 + 2664 = 5713 votesCurrent Rating: 3049 + 2664 = 5713 votes 2664

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 1423 = 3098 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 1423 = 3098 votes 1423

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1336 Current Rating: 1336 + 1640 = 2976 votesCurrent Rating: 1336 + 1640 = 2976 votes 1640

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1235 Current Rating: 1235 + 1395 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1235 + 1395 = 2630 votes 1395

[700] 6: There, all finished
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1707 = 3329 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1707 = 3329 votes 1707

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 873 = 1932 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 873 = 1932 votes 873

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1297 Current Rating: 1297 + 1013 = 2310 votesCurrent Rating: 1297 + 1013 = 2310 votes 1013

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 1366 = 3055 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 1366 = 3055 votes 1366


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1468 = 2980 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1468 = 2980 votes 1468

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1456 = 2883 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1456 = 2883 votes 1456

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1553 Current Rating: 1553 + 1422 = 2975 votesCurrent Rating: 1553 + 1422 = 2975 votes 1422

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
872 Current Rating: 872 + 933 = 1805 votesCurrent Rating: 872 + 933 = 1805 votes 933

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1618 Current Rating: 1618 + 1352 = 2970 votesCurrent Rating: 1618 + 1352 = 2970 votes 1352

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 1188 = 2240 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 1188 = 2240 votes 1188

[690] 23: The papers are signed
2552 Current Rating: 2552 + 1291 = 3843 votesCurrent Rating: 2552 + 1291 = 3843 votes 1291

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
77451 Current Rating: 77451 + 77366 = 154817 votesCurrent Rating: 77451 + 77366 = 154817 votes 77366

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1505 Current Rating: 1505 + 1375 = 2880 votesCurrent Rating: 1505 + 1375 = 2880 votes 1375

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 986 = 1998 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 986 = 1998 votes 986

[686] 17: I have something to confess
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 1134 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 1134 = 2229 votes 1134

[685] 16: How your location can change
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1381 = 2583 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1381 = 2583 votes 1381

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1969 = 3624 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1969 = 3624 votes 1969

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1951 Current Rating: 1951 + 1430 = 3381 votesCurrent Rating: 1951 + 1430 = 3381 votes 1430

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
2319 Current Rating: 2319 + 2553 = 4872 votesCurrent Rating: 2319 + 2553 = 4872 votes 2553

[681] 9: Why does everything
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 1363 = 2810 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 1363 = 2810 votes 1363

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1685 Current Rating: 1685 + 1371 = 3056 votesCurrent Rating: 1685 + 1371 = 3056 votes 1371

[679] 5: You re late again
1031 Current Rating: 1031 + 1008 = 2039 votesCurrent Rating: 1031 + 1008 = 2039 votes 1008

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1876 Current Rating: 1876 + 1821 = 3697 votesCurrent Rating: 1876 + 1821 = 3697 votes 1821

[677] 3: What s the difference
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 1151 = 2211 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 1151 = 2211 votes 1151

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1545 Current Rating: 1545 + 1450 = 2995 votesCurrent Rating: 1545 + 1450 = 2995 votes 1450


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1284 Current Rating: 1284 + 1289 = 2573 votesCurrent Rating: 1284 + 1289 = 2573 votes 1289

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1640 = 3126 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1640 = 3126 votes 1640

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1082 = 2309 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1082 = 2309 votes 1082

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 1425 = 2492 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 1425 = 2492 votes 1425

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 1323 = 2653 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 1323 = 2653 votes 1323

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
1036 Current Rating: 1036 + 998 = 2034 votesCurrent Rating: 1036 + 998 = 2034 votes 998

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1194 = 2412 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1194 = 2412 votes 1194

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1891 = 3380 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1891 = 3380 votes 1891

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 1077 = 2136 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 1077 = 2136 votes 1077

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1163 = 2260 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1163 = 2260 votes 1163

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
1109 Current Rating: 1109 + 1148 = 2257 votesCurrent Rating: 1109 + 1148 = 2257 votes 1148

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 1363 = 2519 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 1363 = 2519 votes 1363

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1373 = 2521 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1373 = 2521 votes 1373

[662] 11: You look miserable
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1185 = 2261 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1185 = 2261 votes 1185

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1647 = 3042 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1647 = 3042 votes 1647

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
1119 Current Rating: 1119 + 1391 = 2510 votesCurrent Rating: 1119 + 1391 = 2510 votes 1391

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 1015 = 2108 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 1015 = 2108 votes 1015

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1243 = 2467 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1243 = 2467 votes 1243

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1315 = 2666 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1315 = 2666 votes 1315

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1282 = 2629 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1282 = 2629 votes 1282


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
797 Current Rating: 797 + 902 = 1699 votesCurrent Rating: 797 + 902 = 1699 votes 902

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 1065 = 2091 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 1065 = 2091 votes 1065

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1406 = 2704 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1406 = 2704 votes 1406

[652] 28: How come men always look
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1310 = 2638 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1310 = 2638 votes 1310

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 1391 = 2693 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 1391 = 2693 votes 1391

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 976 = 2047 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 976 = 2047 votes 976

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1325 = 2672 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1325 = 2672 votes 1325

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1118 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1118 = 2295 votes 1118

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1000 = 2092 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1000 = 2092 votes 1000

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1297 Current Rating: 1297 + 1334 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1297 + 1334 = 2631 votes 1334

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1012 = 2133 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1012 = 2133 votes 1012

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
979 Current Rating: 979 + 994 = 1973 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 994 = 1973 votes 994

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 1483 = 2877 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 1483 = 2877 votes 1483

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 1162 = 2270 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 1162 = 2270 votes 1162

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 1012 = 2106 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 1012 = 2106 votes 1012

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 1074 = 2137 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 1074 = 2137 votes 1074

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 1010 = 2036 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 1010 = 2036 votes 1010

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 1057 = 2132 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 1057 = 2132 votes 1057

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1319 = 2580 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1319 = 2580 votes 1319

[636] 3: When I die
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1884 = 3412 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1884 = 3412 votes 1884

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 1102 = 2263 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 1102 = 2263 votes 1102


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 1150 = 2197 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 1150 = 2197 votes 1150

[633] 25: You are looking good
1084 Current Rating: 1084 + 1171 = 2255 votesCurrent Rating: 1084 + 1171 = 2255 votes 1171

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1632 Current Rating: 1632 + 1525 = 3157 votesCurrent Rating: 1632 + 1525 = 3157 votes 1525

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
847 Current Rating: 847 + 1053 = 1900 votesCurrent Rating: 847 + 1053 = 1900 votes 1053

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 1518 = 2760 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 1518 = 2760 votes 1518

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
1041 Current Rating: 1041 + 1078 = 2119 votesCurrent Rating: 1041 + 1078 = 2119 votes 1078

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
1185 Current Rating: 1185 + 1180 = 2365 votesCurrent Rating: 1185 + 1180 = 2365 votes 1180

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 1105 = 2105 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 1105 = 2105 votes 1105

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1673 = 3203 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1673 = 3203 votes 1673

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1390 Current Rating: 1390 + 1586 = 2976 votesCurrent Rating: 1390 + 1586 = 2976 votes 1586

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
1152 Current Rating: 1152 + 1227 = 2379 votesCurrent Rating: 1152 + 1227 = 2379 votes 1227

[623] 11: What is the difference
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1354 = 2622 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1354 = 2622 votes 1354

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
924 Current Rating: 924 + 922 = 1846 votesCurrent Rating: 924 + 922 = 1846 votes 922

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1338 Current Rating: 1338 + 1350 = 2688 votesCurrent Rating: 1338 + 1350 = 2688 votes 1350

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1430 = 2747 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1430 = 2747 votes 1430

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 997 = 2090 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 997 = 2090 votes 997


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1286 Current Rating: 1286 + 1372 = 2658 votesCurrent Rating: 1286 + 1372 = 2658 votes 1372

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
892 Current Rating: 892 + 1068 = 1960 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 1068 = 1960 votes 1068

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1448 Current Rating: 1448 + 1486 = 2934 votesCurrent Rating: 1448 + 1486 = 2934 votes 1486

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1223 = 2405 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1223 = 2405 votes 1223

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1850 Current Rating: 1850 + 1756 = 3606 votesCurrent Rating: 1850 + 1756 = 3606 votes 1756

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1580 Current Rating: 1580 + 1489 = 3069 votesCurrent Rating: 1580 + 1489 = 3069 votes 1489

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
2205 Current Rating: 2205 + 1955 = 4160 votesCurrent Rating: 2205 + 1955 = 4160 votes 1955

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 995 = 2161 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 995 = 2161 votes 995

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1353 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1353 = 2586 votes 1353

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
910 Current Rating: 910 + 834 = 1744 votesCurrent Rating: 910 + 834 = 1744 votes 834

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 1314 = 2473 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 1314 = 2473 votes 1314

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 1064 = 2223 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 1064 = 2223 votes 1064

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 1041 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 1041 = 2202 votes 1041

[605] 12: When I was at school
1839 Current Rating: 1839 + 1690 = 3529 votesCurrent Rating: 1839 + 1690 = 3529 votes 1690

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1556 = 2847 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1556 = 2847 votes 1556

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
697 Current Rating: 697 + 770 = 1467 votesCurrent Rating: 697 + 770 = 1467 votes 770

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 1329 = 2539 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 1329 = 2539 votes 1329

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1172 = 2377 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1172 = 2377 votes 1172

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 1080 = 2208 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 1080 = 2208 votes 1080


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1063 = 2190 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1063 = 2190 votes 1063

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1194 = 2446 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1194 = 2446 votes 1194

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5182 Current Rating: 5182 + 4574 = 9756 votesCurrent Rating: 5182 + 4574 = 9756 votes 4574

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1896 Current Rating: 1896 + 1457 = 3353 votesCurrent Rating: 1896 + 1457 = 3353 votes 1457

[595] 23: You know some women
1551 Current Rating: 1551 + 1322 = 2873 votesCurrent Rating: 1551 + 1322 = 2873 votes 1322

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3873 Current Rating: 3873 + 3173 = 7046 votesCurrent Rating: 3873 + 3173 = 7046 votes 3173

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2311 Current Rating: 2311 + 1679 = 3990 votesCurrent Rating: 2311 + 1679 = 3990 votes 1679

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1503 Current Rating: 1503 + 1226 = 2729 votesCurrent Rating: 1503 + 1226 = 2729 votes 1226

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1196 = 2287 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1196 = 2287 votes 1196

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2494 Current Rating: 2494 + 3708 = 6202 votesCurrent Rating: 2494 + 3708 = 6202 votes 3708

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1800 Current Rating: 1800 + 1636 = 3436 votesCurrent Rating: 1800 + 1636 = 3436 votes 1636

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3189 Current Rating: 3189 + 2944 = 6133 votesCurrent Rating: 3189 + 2944 = 6133 votes 2944

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1533 = 3048 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1533 = 3048 votes 1533

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1465 Current Rating: 1465 + 1583 = 3048 votesCurrent Rating: 1465 + 1583 = 3048 votes 1583

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1397 = 2719 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1397 = 2719 votes 1397

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
1030 Current Rating: 1030 + 1089 = 2119 votesCurrent Rating: 1030 + 1089 = 2119 votes 1089

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 1194 = 2290 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 1194 = 2290 votes 1194

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1877 = 3517 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1877 = 3517 votes 1877

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 1391 = 2990 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 1391 = 2990 votes 1391

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
5028 Current Rating: 5028 + 4073 = 9101 votesCurrent Rating: 5028 + 4073 = 9101 votes 4073

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2953 Current Rating: 2953 + 2655 = 5608 votesCurrent Rating: 2953 + 2655 = 5608 votes 2655


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1926 Current Rating: 1926 + 1511 = 3437 votesCurrent Rating: 1926 + 1511 = 3437 votes 1511

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1363 Current Rating: 1363 + 1025 = 2388 votesCurrent Rating: 1363 + 1025 = 2388 votes 1025

[576] 27: What a babe
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1183 = 2431 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1183 = 2431 votes 1183

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
958 Current Rating: 958 + 1001 = 1959 votesCurrent Rating: 958 + 1001 = 1959 votes 1001

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1186 = 2385 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1186 = 2385 votes 1186

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1160 = 2559 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1160 = 2559 votes 1160

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4625 Current Rating: 4625 + 4945 = 9570 votesCurrent Rating: 4625 + 4945 = 9570 votes 4945

[571] 20: What is the difference
6210 Current Rating: 6210 + 6292 = 12502 votesCurrent Rating: 6210 + 6292 = 12502 votes 6292

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1148 = 2578 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1148 = 2578 votes 1148

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1602 Current Rating: 1602 + 1488 = 3090 votesCurrent Rating: 1602 + 1488 = 3090 votes 1488

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1286 Current Rating: 1286 + 1162 = 2448 votesCurrent Rating: 1286 + 1162 = 2448 votes 1162

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1310 = 2509 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1310 = 2509 votes 1310

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1381 Current Rating: 1381 + 1224 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1381 + 1224 = 2605 votes 1224

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1293 = 3032 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1293 = 3032 votes 1293

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1545 = 2889 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1545 = 2889 votes 1545

[563] 10: You look terrible
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 1545 = 3343 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 1545 = 3343 votes 1545

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 1833 = 3611 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 1833 = 3611 votes 1833






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