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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
9695 Current Rating: 9695 + 9468 = 19163 votesCurrent Rating: 9695 + 9468 = 19163 votes 9468

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1890 Current Rating: 1890 + 1856 = 3746 votesCurrent Rating: 1890 + 1856 = 3746 votes 1856

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
907 Current Rating: 907 + 957 = 1864 votesCurrent Rating: 907 + 957 = 1864 votes 957

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1612 Current Rating: 1612 + 1314 = 2926 votesCurrent Rating: 1612 + 1314 = 2926 votes 1314

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 1028 = 2080 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 1028 = 2080 votes 1028

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1995 Current Rating: 1995 + 1700 = 3695 votesCurrent Rating: 1995 + 1700 = 3695 votes 1700

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1431 = 2862 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1431 = 2862 votes 1431

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1163 = 2563 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1163 = 2563 votes 1163

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
911 Current Rating: 911 + 839 = 1750 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 839 = 1750 votes 839

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1130 = 2396 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1130 = 2396 votes 1130

[783] 7: What now?
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1493 = 3113 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1493 = 3113 votes 1493

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1381 Current Rating: 1381 + 1332 = 2713 votesCurrent Rating: 1381 + 1332 = 2713 votes 1332

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
1061 Current Rating: 1061 + 1083 = 2144 votesCurrent Rating: 1061 + 1083 = 2144 votes 1083

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 1205 = 2335 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 1205 = 2335 votes 1205

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1856 = 3350 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1856 = 3350 votes 1856


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1589 = 3284 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1589 = 3284 votes 1589

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 2110 = 3574 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 2110 = 3574 votes 2110

[776] 28: Are you awake?
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 1156 = 2209 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 1156 = 2209 votes 1156

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1832 = 3421 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1832 = 3421 votes 1832

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1736 Current Rating: 1736 + 1621 = 3357 votesCurrent Rating: 1736 + 1621 = 3357 votes 1621

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
2379 Current Rating: 2379 + 2310 = 4689 votesCurrent Rating: 2379 + 2310 = 4689 votes 2310

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 1661 = 3198 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 1661 = 3198 votes 1661

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 875 = 1882 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 875 = 1882 votes 875

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1039 = 2265 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1039 = 2265 votes 1039

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1668 Current Rating: 1668 + 1894 = 3562 votesCurrent Rating: 1668 + 1894 = 3562 votes 1894

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 1267 = 2680 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 1267 = 2680 votes 1267

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1616 Current Rating: 1616 + 1322 = 2938 votesCurrent Rating: 1616 + 1322 = 2938 votes 1322

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
1910 Current Rating: 1910 + 1370 = 3280 votesCurrent Rating: 1910 + 1370 = 3280 votes 1370

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 1005 = 2038 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 1005 = 2038 votes 1005

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 1144 = 2330 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 1144 = 2330 votes 1144

[763] 8: Would you love me more
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 952 = 1955 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 952 = 1955 votes 952

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
2399 Current Rating: 2399 + 1820 = 4219 votesCurrent Rating: 2399 + 1820 = 4219 votes 1820

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
961 Current Rating: 961 + 1065 = 2026 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 1065 = 2026 votes 1065

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1142 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1142 = 2295 votes 1142

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1680 Current Rating: 1680 + 1685 = 3365 votesCurrent Rating: 1680 + 1685 = 3365 votes 1685

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2078 Current Rating: 2078 + 2054 = 4132 votesCurrent Rating: 2078 + 2054 = 4132 votes 2054


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1513 = 2955 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1513 = 2955 votes 1513

[756] 30: Good morning sir
977 Current Rating: 977 + 975 = 1952 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 975 = 1952 votes 975

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1227 = 2503 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1227 = 2503 votes 1227

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1718 Current Rating: 1718 + 1427 = 3145 votesCurrent Rating: 1718 + 1427 = 3145 votes 1427

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 1243 = 2622 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 1243 = 2622 votes 1243

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1262 = 2854 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1262 = 2854 votes 1262

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1467 Current Rating: 1467 + 1585 = 3052 votesCurrent Rating: 1467 + 1585 = 3052 votes 1585

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
980 Current Rating: 980 + 1105 = 2085 votesCurrent Rating: 980 + 1105 = 2085 votes 1105

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
969 Current Rating: 969 + 953 = 1922 votesCurrent Rating: 969 + 953 = 1922 votes 953

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1209 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1209 = 2504 votes 1209

[747] 17: See you later
915 Current Rating: 915 + 893 = 1808 votesCurrent Rating: 915 + 893 = 1808 votes 893

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 1019 = 2042 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 1019 = 2042 votes 1019

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1808 Current Rating: 1808 + 1189 = 2997 votesCurrent Rating: 1808 + 1189 = 2997 votes 1189

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
16903 Current Rating: 16903 + 13901 = 30804 votesCurrent Rating: 16903 + 13901 = 30804 votes 13901

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
2908 Current Rating: 2908 + 2583 = 5491 votesCurrent Rating: 2908 + 2583 = 5491 votes 2583

[742] 10: You look miserable
1752 Current Rating: 1752 + 1376 = 3128 votesCurrent Rating: 1752 + 1376 = 3128 votes 1376

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1253 = 2449 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1253 = 2449 votes 1253

[740] 8: What are you reading?
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 1010 = 2033 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 1010 = 2033 votes 1010

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1277 = 2559 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1277 = 2559 votes 1277

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 1054 = 2056 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 1054 = 2056 votes 1054

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1359 = 2951 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1359 = 2951 votes 1359

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
56973 Current Rating: 56973 + 37415 = 94388 votesCurrent Rating: 56973 + 37415 = 94388 votes 37415

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
113738 Current Rating: 113738 + 104026 = 217764 votesCurrent Rating: 113738 + 104026 = 217764 votes 104026


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1458 Current Rating: 1458 + 1558 = 3016 votesCurrent Rating: 1458 + 1558 = 3016 votes 1558

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
4857 Current Rating: 4857 + 3094 = 7951 votesCurrent Rating: 4857 + 3094 = 7951 votes 3094

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1585 Current Rating: 1585 + 1453 = 3038 votesCurrent Rating: 1585 + 1453 = 3038 votes 1453

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1725 Current Rating: 1725 + 1584 = 3309 votesCurrent Rating: 1725 + 1584 = 3309 votes 1584

[730] 20: Where have you been?
10084 Current Rating: 10084 + 13538 = 23622 votesCurrent Rating: 10084 + 13538 = 23622 votes 13538

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1237 = 2658 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1237 = 2658 votes 1237

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
985 Current Rating: 985 + 1095 = 2080 votesCurrent Rating: 985 + 1095 = 2080 votes 1095

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2513 Current Rating: 2513 + 3431 = 5944 votesCurrent Rating: 2513 + 3431 = 5944 votes 3431

[726] 14: Do you know what
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1366 = 2957 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1366 = 2957 votes 1366

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1163 = 2345 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1163 = 2345 votes 1163

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
925 Current Rating: 925 + 978 = 1903 votesCurrent Rating: 925 + 978 = 1903 votes 978

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1390 Current Rating: 1390 + 1161 = 2551 votesCurrent Rating: 1390 + 1161 = 2551 votes 1161

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 912 = 1963 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 912 = 1963 votes 912

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
947 Current Rating: 947 + 993 = 1940 votesCurrent Rating: 947 + 993 = 1940 votes 993

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 1176 = 2562 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 1176 = 2562 votes 1176

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1492 = 2846 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1492 = 2846 votes 1492

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 868 = 1989 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 868 = 1989 votes 868


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1603 = 2981 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1603 = 2981 votes 1603

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1135 = 2371 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1135 = 2371 votes 1135

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 901 = 2057 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 901 = 2057 votes 901

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
981 Current Rating: 981 + 1027 = 2008 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 1027 = 2008 votes 1027

[713] 27: And now Mom?
928 Current Rating: 928 + 875 = 1803 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 875 = 1803 votes 875

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
1057 Current Rating: 1057 + 1061 = 2118 votesCurrent Rating: 1057 + 1061 = 2118 votes 1061

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1817 = 3202 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1817 = 3202 votes 1817

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 1077 = 2150 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 1077 = 2150 votes 1077

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1143 = 2246 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1143 = 2246 votes 1143

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 1077 = 2178 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 1077 = 2178 votes 1077

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
870 Current Rating: 870 + 865 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 870 + 865 = 1735 votes 865

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
1057 Current Rating: 1057 + 790 = 1847 votesCurrent Rating: 1057 + 790 = 1847 votes 790

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1643 = 3047 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1643 = 3047 votes 1643

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
2256 Current Rating: 2256 + 2251 = 4507 votesCurrent Rating: 2256 + 2251 = 4507 votes 2251

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1232 = 2659 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1232 = 2659 votes 1232

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 1452 = 2632 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 1452 = 2632 votes 1452

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1271 = 2368 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1271 = 2368 votes 1271

[700] 6: There, all finished
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1558 = 3021 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1558 = 3021 votes 1558

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
944 Current Rating: 944 + 796 = 1740 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 796 = 1740 votes 796

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 897 = 2066 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 897 = 2066 votes 897

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1218 = 2746 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1218 = 2746 votes 1218


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1296 = 2624 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1296 = 2624 votes 1296

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1273 = 2511 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1273 = 2511 votes 1273

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1162 = 2522 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1162 = 2522 votes 1162

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
783 Current Rating: 783 + 854 = 1637 votesCurrent Rating: 783 + 854 = 1637 votes 854

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1149 = 2589 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1149 = 2589 votes 1149

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
944 Current Rating: 944 + 1105 = 2049 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 1105 = 2049 votes 1105

[690] 23: The papers are signed
2055 Current Rating: 2055 + 1111 = 3166 votesCurrent Rating: 2055 + 1111 = 3166 votes 1111

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
58921 Current Rating: 58921 + 48038 = 106959 votesCurrent Rating: 58921 + 48038 = 106959 votes 48038

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1125 = 2426 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1125 = 2426 votes 1125

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
908 Current Rating: 908 + 873 = 1781 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 873 = 1781 votes 873

[686] 17: I have something to confess
978 Current Rating: 978 + 1036 = 2014 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 1036 = 2014 votes 1036

[685] 16: How your location can change
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 1207 = 2251 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 1207 = 2251 votes 1207

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1790 = 3282 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1790 = 3282 votes 1790

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1259 = 2920 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1259 = 2920 votes 1259

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
1915 Current Rating: 1915 + 2003 = 3918 votesCurrent Rating: 1915 + 2003 = 3918 votes 2003

[681] 9: Why does everything
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1164 = 2392 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1164 = 2392 votes 1164

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1306 = 2821 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1306 = 2821 votes 1306

[679] 5: You re late again
932 Current Rating: 932 + 914 = 1846 votesCurrent Rating: 932 + 914 = 1846 votes 914

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1680 Current Rating: 1680 + 1648 = 3328 votesCurrent Rating: 1680 + 1648 = 3328 votes 1648

[677] 3: What s the difference
941 Current Rating: 941 + 1048 = 1989 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 1048 = 1989 votes 1048

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1297 = 2700 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1297 = 2700 votes 1297


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1212 = 2421 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1212 = 2421 votes 1212

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1507 = 2857 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1507 = 2857 votes 1507

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 972 = 2062 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 972 = 2062 votes 972

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
970 Current Rating: 970 + 1329 = 2299 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 1329 = 2299 votes 1329

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1123 Current Rating: 1123 + 1138 = 2261 votesCurrent Rating: 1123 + 1138 = 2261 votes 1138

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
915 Current Rating: 915 + 944 = 1859 votesCurrent Rating: 915 + 944 = 1859 votes 944

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 1048 = 2136 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 1048 = 2136 votes 1048

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1509 = 2844 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1509 = 2844 votes 1509

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
956 Current Rating: 956 + 994 = 1950 votesCurrent Rating: 956 + 994 = 1950 votes 994

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 1093 = 2101 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 1093 = 2101 votes 1093

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
1028 Current Rating: 1028 + 1060 = 2088 votesCurrent Rating: 1028 + 1060 = 2088 votes 1060

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 1253 = 2282 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 1253 = 2282 votes 1253

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 1259 = 2282 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 1259 = 2282 votes 1259

[662] 11: You look miserable
982 Current Rating: 982 + 1116 = 2098 votesCurrent Rating: 982 + 1116 = 2098 votes 1116

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1470 = 2679 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1470 = 2679 votes 1470

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
1034 Current Rating: 1034 + 1314 = 2348 votesCurrent Rating: 1034 + 1314 = 2348 votes 1314

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
971 Current Rating: 971 + 935 = 1906 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 935 = 1906 votes 935

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1108 = 2199 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1108 = 2199 votes 1108

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 1171 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 1171 = 2357 votes 1171

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 1160 = 2390 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 1160 = 2390 votes 1160


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
717 Current Rating: 717 + 840 = 1557 votesCurrent Rating: 717 + 840 = 1557 votes 840

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
892 Current Rating: 892 + 931 = 1823 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 931 = 1823 votes 931

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 1285 = 2461 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 1285 = 2461 votes 1285

[652] 28: How come men always look
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1238 = 2490 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1238 = 2490 votes 1238

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1262 = 2436 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1262 = 2436 votes 1262

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
946 Current Rating: 946 + 898 = 1844 votesCurrent Rating: 946 + 898 = 1844 votes 898

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 1117 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 1117 = 2298 votes 1117

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1052 = 2149 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1052 = 2149 votes 1052

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 915 = 1920 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 915 = 1920 votes 915

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 1198 = 2347 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 1198 = 2347 votes 1198

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
975 Current Rating: 975 + 901 = 1876 votesCurrent Rating: 975 + 901 = 1876 votes 901

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
915 Current Rating: 915 + 912 = 1827 votesCurrent Rating: 915 + 912 = 1827 votes 912

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1307 = 2523 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1307 = 2523 votes 1307

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
1017 Current Rating: 1017 + 1096 = 2113 votesCurrent Rating: 1017 + 1096 = 2113 votes 1096

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 935 = 1940 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 935 = 1940 votes 935

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
952 Current Rating: 952 + 956 = 1908 votesCurrent Rating: 952 + 956 = 1908 votes 956

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
918 Current Rating: 918 + 937 = 1855 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 937 = 1855 votes 937

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
949 Current Rating: 949 + 932 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 932 = 1881 votes 932

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1102 Current Rating: 1102 + 1168 = 2270 votesCurrent Rating: 1102 + 1168 = 2270 votes 1168

[636] 3: When I die
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1628 = 2999 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1628 = 2999 votes 1628

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 979 = 2019 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 979 = 2019 votes 979


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
977 Current Rating: 977 + 1075 = 2052 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 1075 = 2052 votes 1075

[633] 25: You are looking good
994 Current Rating: 994 + 1069 = 2063 votesCurrent Rating: 994 + 1069 = 2063 votes 1069

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1360 = 2813 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1360 = 2813 votes 1360

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
773 Current Rating: 773 + 981 = 1754 votesCurrent Rating: 773 + 981 = 1754 votes 981

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 1406 = 2522 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 1406 = 2522 votes 1406

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
891 Current Rating: 891 + 960 = 1851 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 960 = 1851 votes 960

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
978 Current Rating: 978 + 985 = 1963 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 985 = 1963 votes 985

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
909 Current Rating: 909 + 1036 = 1945 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 1036 = 1945 votes 1036

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1422 = 2720 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1422 = 2720 votes 1422

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 1399 = 2642 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 1399 = 2642 votes 1399

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
1030 Current Rating: 1030 + 1083 = 2113 votesCurrent Rating: 1030 + 1083 = 2113 votes 1083

[623] 11: What is the difference
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1111 = 2187 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1111 = 2187 votes 1111

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
825 Current Rating: 825 + 823 = 1648 votesCurrent Rating: 825 + 823 = 1648 votes 823

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1210 = 2415 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1210 = 2415 votes 1210

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1203 Current Rating: 1203 + 1310 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1203 + 1310 = 2513 votes 1310

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
981 Current Rating: 981 + 891 = 1872 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 891 = 1872 votes 891


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1145 = 2333 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1145 = 2333 votes 1145

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
817 Current Rating: 817 + 992 = 1809 votesCurrent Rating: 817 + 992 = 1809 votes 992

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1302 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1302 = 2603 votes 1302

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
1062 Current Rating: 1062 + 1102 = 2164 votesCurrent Rating: 1062 + 1102 = 2164 votes 1102

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1606 = 3266 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1606 = 3266 votes 1606

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1344 = 2747 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1344 = 2747 votes 1344

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1891 Current Rating: 1891 + 1775 = 3666 votesCurrent Rating: 1891 + 1775 = 3666 votes 1775

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 875 = 1884 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 875 = 1884 votes 875

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 1203 = 2242 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 1203 = 2242 votes 1203

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
807 Current Rating: 807 + 785 = 1592 votesCurrent Rating: 807 + 785 = 1592 votes 785

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 1219 = 2302 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 1219 = 2302 votes 1219

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 910 = 1928 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 910 = 1928 votes 910

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
986 Current Rating: 986 + 935 = 1921 votesCurrent Rating: 986 + 935 = 1921 votes 935

[605] 12: When I was at school
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1391 = 2983 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1391 = 2983 votes 1391

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 1424 = 2587 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 1424 = 2587 votes 1424

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
628 Current Rating: 628 + 708 = 1336 votesCurrent Rating: 628 + 708 = 1336 votes 708

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 1102 = 2147 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 1102 = 2147 votes 1102

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 1109 = 2204 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 1109 = 2204 votes 1109

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 987 = 1998 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 987 = 1998 votes 987


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
997 Current Rating: 997 + 951 = 1948 votesCurrent Rating: 997 + 951 = 1948 votes 951

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 1081 = 2222 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 1081 = 2222 votes 1081

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5095 Current Rating: 5095 + 4489 = 9584 votesCurrent Rating: 5095 + 4489 = 9584 votes 4489

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1712 Current Rating: 1712 + 1276 = 2988 votesCurrent Rating: 1712 + 1276 = 2988 votes 1276

[595] 23: You know some women
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1221 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1221 = 2676 votes 1221

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3782 Current Rating: 3782 + 3079 = 6861 votesCurrent Rating: 3782 + 3079 = 6861 votes 3079

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2128 Current Rating: 2128 + 1534 = 3662 votesCurrent Rating: 2128 + 1534 = 3662 votes 1534

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1122 = 2530 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1122 = 2530 votes 1122

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
997 Current Rating: 997 + 1089 = 2086 votesCurrent Rating: 997 + 1089 = 2086 votes 1089

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2420 Current Rating: 2420 + 3636 = 6056 votesCurrent Rating: 2420 + 3636 = 6056 votes 3636

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1659 Current Rating: 1659 + 1506 = 3165 votesCurrent Rating: 1659 + 1506 = 3165 votes 1506

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3099 Current Rating: 3099 + 2846 = 5945 votesCurrent Rating: 3099 + 2846 = 5945 votes 2846

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 1354 = 2684 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 1354 = 2684 votes 1354

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1492 = 2865 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1492 = 2865 votes 1492

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1272 = 2472 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1272 = 2472 votes 1272

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
963 Current Rating: 963 + 1019 = 1982 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 1019 = 1982 votes 1019

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
976 Current Rating: 976 + 1082 = 2058 votesCurrent Rating: 976 + 1082 = 2058 votes 1082

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1750 = 3256 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1750 = 3256 votes 1750

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1290 = 2780 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1290 = 2780 votes 1290

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
4562 Current Rating: 4562 + 3903 = 8465 votesCurrent Rating: 4562 + 3903 = 8465 votes 3903

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2824 Current Rating: 2824 + 2557 = 5381 votesCurrent Rating: 2824 + 2557 = 5381 votes 2557


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1809 Current Rating: 1809 + 1389 = 3198 votesCurrent Rating: 1809 + 1389 = 3198 votes 1389

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 945 = 2227 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 945 = 2227 votes 945

[576] 27: What a babe
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1066 = 2191 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1066 = 2191 votes 1066

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
900 Current Rating: 900 + 962 = 1862 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 962 = 1862 votes 962

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1082 = 2193 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1082 = 2193 votes 1082

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1111 = 2464 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1111 = 2464 votes 1111

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4540 Current Rating: 4540 + 4850 = 9390 votesCurrent Rating: 4540 + 4850 = 9390 votes 4850

[571] 20: What is the difference
6130 Current Rating: 6130 + 6225 = 12355 votesCurrent Rating: 6130 + 6225 = 12355 votes 6225

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1092 = 2456 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1092 = 2456 votes 1092

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1330 = 2764 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1330 = 2764 votes 1330

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 1084 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 1084 = 2276 votes 1084

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
1054 Current Rating: 1054 + 1193 = 2247 votesCurrent Rating: 1054 + 1193 = 2247 votes 1193

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1239 Current Rating: 1239 + 1075 = 2314 votesCurrent Rating: 1239 + 1075 = 2314 votes 1075

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1193 = 2784 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1193 = 2784 votes 1193

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 1375 = 2592 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 1375 = 2592 votes 1375

[563] 10: You look terrible
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1408 = 3041 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1408 = 3041 votes 1408

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1696 Current Rating: 1696 + 1758 = 3454 votesCurrent Rating: 1696 + 1758 = 3454 votes 1758






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