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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You'll notice the gifts we brought you are just empty boxes
6156 Current Rating: 6156 + 5353 = 11509 votesCurrent Rating: 6156 + 5353 = 11509 votes 5353

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1545 Current Rating: 1545 + 1459 = 3004 votesCurrent Rating: 1545 + 1459 = 3004 votes 1459

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
694 Current Rating: 694 + 763 = 1457 votesCurrent Rating: 694 + 763 = 1457 votes 763

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 882 = 1970 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 882 = 1970 votes 882

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
650 Current Rating: 650 + 743 = 1393 votesCurrent Rating: 650 + 743 = 1393 votes 743

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1191 = 2460 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1191 = 2460 votes 1191

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 1068 = 2227 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 1068 = 2227 votes 1068

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
939 Current Rating: 939 + 802 = 1741 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 802 = 1741 votes 802

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
749 Current Rating: 749 + 685 = 1434 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 685 = 1434 votes 685

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
950 Current Rating: 950 + 885 = 1835 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 885 = 1835 votes 885

[783] 7: What now?
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 920 = 2010 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 920 = 2010 votes 920

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 951 = 1986 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 951 = 1986 votes 951

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
792 Current Rating: 792 + 818 = 1610 votesCurrent Rating: 792 + 818 = 1610 votes 818

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
869 Current Rating: 869 + 1012 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 1012 = 1881 votes 1012

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1538 = 2663 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1538 = 2663 votes 1538


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1222 = 2539 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1222 = 2539 votes 1222

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1225 = 2425 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1225 = 2425 votes 1225

[776] 28: Are you awake?
768 Current Rating: 768 + 904 = 1672 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 904 = 1672 votes 904

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 1589 = 2956 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 1589 = 2956 votes 1589

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 1302 = 2669 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 1302 = 2669 votes 1302

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
1320 Current Rating: 1320 + 1348 = 2668 votesCurrent Rating: 1320 + 1348 = 2668 votes 1348

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 1096 = 2271 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 1096 = 2271 votes 1096

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
796 Current Rating: 796 + 717 = 1513 votesCurrent Rating: 796 + 717 = 1513 votes 717

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
870 Current Rating: 870 + 856 = 1726 votesCurrent Rating: 870 + 856 = 1726 votes 856

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1522 = 2607 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1522 = 2607 votes 1522

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 1090 = 2334 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 1090 = 2334 votes 1090

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 926 = 2016 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 926 = 2016 votes 926

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 943 = 2079 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 943 = 2079 votes 943

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
773 Current Rating: 773 + 771 = 1544 votesCurrent Rating: 773 + 771 = 1544 votes 771

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
834 Current Rating: 834 + 861 = 1695 votesCurrent Rating: 834 + 861 = 1695 votes 861

[763] 8: Would you love me more
722 Current Rating: 722 + 718 = 1440 votesCurrent Rating: 722 + 718 = 1440 votes 718

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1134 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1134 = 2532 votes 1134

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
724 Current Rating: 724 + 867 = 1591 votesCurrent Rating: 724 + 867 = 1591 votes 867

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
879 Current Rating: 879 + 920 = 1799 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 920 = 1799 votes 920

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 1042 = 2138 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 1042 = 2138 votes 1042

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
1899 Current Rating: 1899 + 1922 = 3821 votesCurrent Rating: 1899 + 1922 = 3821 votes 1922


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1099 = 2242 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1099 = 2242 votes 1099

[756] 30: Good morning sir
751 Current Rating: 751 + 754 = 1505 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 754 = 1505 votes 754

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
878 Current Rating: 878 + 937 = 1815 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 937 = 1815 votes 937

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1012 = 2155 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1012 = 2155 votes 1012

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
904 Current Rating: 904 + 865 = 1769 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 865 = 1769 votes 865

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 925 = 1952 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 925 = 1952 votes 925

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1406 = 2674 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1406 = 2674 votes 1406

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
685 Current Rating: 685 + 810 = 1495 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 810 = 1495 votes 810

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
706 Current Rating: 706 + 736 = 1442 votesCurrent Rating: 706 + 736 = 1442 votes 736

[748] 18: What are you watching?
837 Current Rating: 837 + 817 = 1654 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 817 = 1654 votes 817

[747] 17: See you later
590 Current Rating: 590 + 597 = 1187 votesCurrent Rating: 590 + 597 = 1187 votes 597

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
738 Current Rating: 738 + 786 = 1524 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 786 = 1524 votes 786

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1426 Current Rating: 1426 + 1004 = 2430 votesCurrent Rating: 1426 + 1004 = 2430 votes 1004

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
8770 Current Rating: 8770 + 11549 = 20319 votesCurrent Rating: 8770 + 11549 = 20319 votes 11549

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
1795 Current Rating: 1795 + 1641 = 3436 votesCurrent Rating: 1795 + 1641 = 3436 votes 1641

[742] 10: You look miserable
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 970 = 2255 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 970 = 2255 votes 970

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
847 Current Rating: 847 + 974 = 1821 votesCurrent Rating: 847 + 974 = 1821 votes 974

[740] 8: What are you reading?
716 Current Rating: 716 + 781 = 1497 votesCurrent Rating: 716 + 781 = 1497 votes 781

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
750 Current Rating: 750 + 875 = 1625 votesCurrent Rating: 750 + 875 = 1625 votes 875

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
648 Current Rating: 648 + 701 = 1349 votesCurrent Rating: 648 + 701 = 1349 votes 701

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 872 = 1905 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 872 = 1905 votes 872

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
21029 Current Rating: 21029 + 20454 = 41483 votesCurrent Rating: 21029 + 20454 = 41483 votes 20454

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
49442 Current Rating: 49442 + 44212 = 93654 votesCurrent Rating: 49442 + 44212 = 93654 votes 44212


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 1183 = 2341 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 1183 = 2341 votes 1183

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
2173 Current Rating: 2173 + 1728 = 3901 votesCurrent Rating: 2173 + 1728 = 3901 votes 1728

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1122 = 2395 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1122 = 2395 votes 1122

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1053 = 2129 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1053 = 2129 votes 1053

[730] 20: Where have you been?
4367 Current Rating: 4367 + 7382 = 11749 votesCurrent Rating: 4367 + 7382 = 11749 votes 7382

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 854 = 1863 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 854 = 1863 votes 854

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
749 Current Rating: 749 + 871 = 1620 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 871 = 1620 votes 871

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
1951 Current Rating: 1951 + 2656 = 4607 votesCurrent Rating: 1951 + 2656 = 4607 votes 2656

[726] 14: Do you know what
959 Current Rating: 959 + 845 = 1804 votesCurrent Rating: 959 + 845 = 1804 votes 845

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
864 Current Rating: 864 + 865 = 1729 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 865 = 1729 votes 865

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
685 Current Rating: 685 + 775 = 1460 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 775 = 1460 votes 775

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
937 Current Rating: 937 + 848 = 1785 votesCurrent Rating: 937 + 848 = 1785 votes 848

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
655 Current Rating: 655 + 713 = 1368 votesCurrent Rating: 655 + 713 = 1368 votes 713

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
724 Current Rating: 724 + 802 = 1526 votesCurrent Rating: 724 + 802 = 1526 votes 802

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
883 Current Rating: 883 + 819 = 1702 votesCurrent Rating: 883 + 819 = 1702 votes 819

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 1166 = 2233 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 1166 = 2233 votes 1166

[718] 3: What are you watching?
803 Current Rating: 803 + 674 = 1477 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 674 = 1477 votes 674


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 1177 = 2240 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 1177 = 2240 votes 1177

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
871 Current Rating: 871 + 864 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 871 + 864 = 1735 votes 864

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
883 Current Rating: 883 + 725 = 1608 votesCurrent Rating: 883 + 725 = 1608 votes 725

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
635 Current Rating: 635 + 734 = 1369 votesCurrent Rating: 635 + 734 = 1369 votes 734

[713] 27: And now Mom?
636 Current Rating: 636 + 658 = 1294 votesCurrent Rating: 636 + 658 = 1294 votes 658

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
735 Current Rating: 735 + 760 = 1495 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 760 = 1495 votes 760

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 1439 = 2481 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 1439 = 2481 votes 1439

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
765 Current Rating: 765 + 767 = 1532 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 767 = 1532 votes 767

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
718 Current Rating: 718 + 778 = 1496 votesCurrent Rating: 718 + 778 = 1496 votes 778

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
707 Current Rating: 707 + 721 = 1428 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 721 = 1428 votes 721

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
665 Current Rating: 665 + 681 = 1346 votesCurrent Rating: 665 + 681 = 1346 votes 681

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
685 Current Rating: 685 + 566 = 1251 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 566 = 1251 votes 566

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1328 = 2419 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1328 = 2419 votes 1328

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1440 = 2748 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1440 = 2748 votes 1440

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
896 Current Rating: 896 + 840 = 1736 votesCurrent Rating: 896 + 840 = 1736 votes 840

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
854 Current Rating: 854 + 1125 = 1979 votesCurrent Rating: 854 + 1125 = 1979 votes 1125

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
793 Current Rating: 793 + 974 = 1767 votesCurrent Rating: 793 + 974 = 1767 votes 974

[700] 6: There, all finished
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1227 = 2341 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1227 = 2341 votes 1227

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
736 Current Rating: 736 + 647 = 1383 votesCurrent Rating: 736 + 647 = 1383 votes 647

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
845 Current Rating: 845 + 670 = 1515 votesCurrent Rating: 845 + 670 = 1515 votes 670

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 833 = 1918 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 833 = 1918 votes 833


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
878 Current Rating: 878 + 941 = 1819 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 941 = 1819 votes 941

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
794 Current Rating: 794 + 858 = 1652 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 858 = 1652 votes 858

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
875 Current Rating: 875 + 752 = 1627 votesCurrent Rating: 875 + 752 = 1627 votes 752

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
589 Current Rating: 589 + 676 = 1265 votesCurrent Rating: 589 + 676 = 1265 votes 676

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
935 Current Rating: 935 + 776 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 776 = 1711 votes 776

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
714 Current Rating: 714 + 931 = 1645 votesCurrent Rating: 714 + 931 = 1645 votes 931

[690] 23: The papers are signed
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 727 = 1888 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 727 = 1888 votes 727

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
28054 Current Rating: 28054 + 24211 = 52265 votesCurrent Rating: 28054 + 24211 = 52265 votes 24211

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
850 Current Rating: 850 + 756 = 1606 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 756 = 1606 votes 756

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
725 Current Rating: 725 + 709 = 1434 votesCurrent Rating: 725 + 709 = 1434 votes 709

[686] 17: I have something to confess
729 Current Rating: 729 + 800 = 1529 votesCurrent Rating: 729 + 800 = 1529 votes 800

[685] 16: How your location can change
707 Current Rating: 707 + 898 = 1605 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 898 = 1605 votes 898

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1410 = 2501 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1410 = 2501 votes 1410

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
990 Current Rating: 990 + 896 = 1886 votesCurrent Rating: 990 + 896 = 1886 votes 896

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 911 = 2000 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 911 = 2000 votes 911

[681] 9: Why does everything
761 Current Rating: 761 + 805 = 1566 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 805 = 1566 votes 805

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 1147 = 2345 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 1147 = 2345 votes 1147

[679] 5: You re late again
715 Current Rating: 715 + 730 = 1445 votesCurrent Rating: 715 + 730 = 1445 votes 730

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1296 Current Rating: 1296 + 1303 = 2599 votesCurrent Rating: 1296 + 1303 = 2599 votes 1303

[677] 3: What s the difference
733 Current Rating: 733 + 858 = 1591 votesCurrent Rating: 733 + 858 = 1591 votes 858

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1046 Current Rating: 1046 + 968 = 2014 votesCurrent Rating: 1046 + 968 = 2014 votes 968


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1046 Current Rating: 1046 + 1059 = 2105 votesCurrent Rating: 1046 + 1059 = 2105 votes 1059

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1070 Current Rating: 1070 + 1240 = 2310 votesCurrent Rating: 1070 + 1240 = 2310 votes 1240

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
814 Current Rating: 814 + 775 = 1589 votesCurrent Rating: 814 + 775 = 1589 votes 775

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
743 Current Rating: 743 + 1118 = 1861 votesCurrent Rating: 743 + 1118 = 1861 votes 1118

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
743 Current Rating: 743 + 802 = 1545 votesCurrent Rating: 743 + 802 = 1545 votes 802

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
700 Current Rating: 700 + 841 = 1541 votesCurrent Rating: 700 + 841 = 1541 votes 841

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
836 Current Rating: 836 + 791 = 1627 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 791 = 1627 votes 791

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
942 Current Rating: 942 + 939 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 939 = 1881 votes 939

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
721 Current Rating: 721 + 816 = 1537 votesCurrent Rating: 721 + 816 = 1537 votes 816

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
807 Current Rating: 807 + 928 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 807 + 928 = 1735 votes 928

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
837 Current Rating: 837 + 879 = 1716 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 879 = 1716 votes 879

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
765 Current Rating: 765 + 1012 = 1777 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 1012 = 1777 votes 1012

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
742 Current Rating: 742 + 984 = 1726 votesCurrent Rating: 742 + 984 = 1726 votes 984

[662] 11: You look miserable
794 Current Rating: 794 + 981 = 1775 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 981 = 1775 votes 981

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
909 Current Rating: 909 + 1139 = 2048 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 1139 = 2048 votes 1139

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
886 Current Rating: 886 + 1174 = 2060 votesCurrent Rating: 886 + 1174 = 2060 votes 1174

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
759 Current Rating: 759 + 779 = 1538 votesCurrent Rating: 759 + 779 = 1538 votes 779

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
782 Current Rating: 782 + 831 = 1613 votesCurrent Rating: 782 + 831 = 1613 votes 831

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
839 Current Rating: 839 + 902 = 1741 votesCurrent Rating: 839 + 902 = 1741 votes 902

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
948 Current Rating: 948 + 894 = 1842 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 894 = 1842 votes 894


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
527 Current Rating: 527 + 663 = 1190 votesCurrent Rating: 527 + 663 = 1190 votes 663

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
635 Current Rating: 635 + 648 = 1283 votesCurrent Rating: 635 + 648 = 1283 votes 648

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
871 Current Rating: 871 + 976 = 1847 votesCurrent Rating: 871 + 976 = 1847 votes 976

[652] 28: How come men always look
1084 Current Rating: 1084 + 1048 = 2132 votesCurrent Rating: 1084 + 1048 = 2132 votes 1048

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
906 Current Rating: 906 + 1006 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 906 + 1006 = 1912 votes 1006

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
660 Current Rating: 660 + 734 = 1394 votesCurrent Rating: 660 + 734 = 1394 votes 734

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
868 Current Rating: 868 + 784 = 1652 votesCurrent Rating: 868 + 784 = 1652 votes 784

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
939 Current Rating: 939 + 879 = 1818 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 879 = 1818 votes 879

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
823 Current Rating: 823 + 750 = 1573 votesCurrent Rating: 823 + 750 = 1573 votes 750

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
830 Current Rating: 830 + 872 = 1702 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 872 = 1702 votes 872

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
685 Current Rating: 685 + 648 = 1333 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 648 = 1333 votes 648

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
718 Current Rating: 718 + 732 = 1450 votesCurrent Rating: 718 + 732 = 1450 votes 732

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
800 Current Rating: 800 + 901 = 1701 votesCurrent Rating: 800 + 901 = 1701 votes 901

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
838 Current Rating: 838 + 947 = 1785 votesCurrent Rating: 838 + 947 = 1785 votes 947

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
791 Current Rating: 791 + 788 = 1579 votesCurrent Rating: 791 + 788 = 1579 votes 788

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
685 Current Rating: 685 + 705 = 1390 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 705 = 1390 votes 705

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
720 Current Rating: 720 + 776 = 1496 votesCurrent Rating: 720 + 776 = 1496 votes 776

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
675 Current Rating: 675 + 693 = 1368 votesCurrent Rating: 675 + 693 = 1368 votes 693

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
781 Current Rating: 781 + 854 = 1635 votesCurrent Rating: 781 + 854 = 1635 votes 854

[636] 3: When I die
889 Current Rating: 889 + 1045 = 1934 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 1045 = 1934 votes 1045

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
759 Current Rating: 759 + 737 = 1496 votesCurrent Rating: 759 + 737 = 1496 votes 737


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
808 Current Rating: 808 + 900 = 1708 votesCurrent Rating: 808 + 900 = 1708 votes 900

[633] 25: You are looking good
763 Current Rating: 763 + 856 = 1619 votesCurrent Rating: 763 + 856 = 1619 votes 856

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1013 = 2081 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1013 = 2081 votes 1013

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
618 Current Rating: 618 + 835 = 1453 votesCurrent Rating: 618 + 835 = 1453 votes 835

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
860 Current Rating: 860 + 1159 = 2019 votesCurrent Rating: 860 + 1159 = 2019 votes 1159

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
599 Current Rating: 599 + 723 = 1322 votesCurrent Rating: 599 + 723 = 1322 votes 723

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
592 Current Rating: 592 + 770 = 1362 votesCurrent Rating: 592 + 770 = 1362 votes 770

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
742 Current Rating: 742 + 897 = 1639 votesCurrent Rating: 742 + 897 = 1639 votes 897

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
880 Current Rating: 880 + 978 = 1858 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 978 = 1858 votes 978

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
891 Current Rating: 891 + 1091 = 1982 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 1091 = 1982 votes 1091

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
763 Current Rating: 763 + 794 = 1557 votesCurrent Rating: 763 + 794 = 1557 votes 794

[623] 11: What is the difference
732 Current Rating: 732 + 753 = 1485 votesCurrent Rating: 732 + 753 = 1485 votes 753

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
617 Current Rating: 617 + 614 = 1231 votesCurrent Rating: 617 + 614 = 1231 votes 614

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
877 Current Rating: 877 + 923 = 1800 votesCurrent Rating: 877 + 923 = 1800 votes 923

[620] 3: Hey big boy
934 Current Rating: 934 + 1067 = 2001 votesCurrent Rating: 934 + 1067 = 2001 votes 1067

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
794 Current Rating: 794 + 758 = 1552 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 758 = 1552 votes 758


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
900 Current Rating: 900 + 874 = 1774 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 874 = 1774 votes 874

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
655 Current Rating: 655 + 831 = 1486 votesCurrent Rating: 655 + 831 = 1486 votes 831

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
862 Current Rating: 862 + 901 = 1763 votesCurrent Rating: 862 + 901 = 1763 votes 901

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
793 Current Rating: 793 + 847 = 1640 votesCurrent Rating: 793 + 847 = 1640 votes 847

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1261 = 2484 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1261 = 2484 votes 1261

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
993 Current Rating: 993 + 998 = 1991 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 998 = 1991 votes 998

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1366 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1366 = 2631 votes 1366

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
762 Current Rating: 762 + 716 = 1478 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 716 = 1478 votes 716

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
654 Current Rating: 654 + 939 = 1593 votesCurrent Rating: 654 + 939 = 1593 votes 939

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
685 Current Rating: 685 + 687 = 1372 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 687 = 1372 votes 687

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
896 Current Rating: 896 + 1062 = 1958 votesCurrent Rating: 896 + 1062 = 1958 votes 1062

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
736 Current Rating: 736 + 672 = 1408 votesCurrent Rating: 736 + 672 = 1408 votes 672

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
657 Current Rating: 657 + 755 = 1412 votesCurrent Rating: 657 + 755 = 1412 votes 755

[605] 12: When I was at school
983 Current Rating: 983 + 933 = 1916 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 933 = 1916 votes 933

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
870 Current Rating: 870 + 1175 = 2045 votesCurrent Rating: 870 + 1175 = 2045 votes 1175

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
499 Current Rating: 499 + 573 = 1072 votesCurrent Rating: 499 + 573 = 1072 votes 573

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
720 Current Rating: 720 + 807 = 1527 votesCurrent Rating: 720 + 807 = 1527 votes 807

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
834 Current Rating: 834 + 967 = 1801 votesCurrent Rating: 834 + 967 = 1801 votes 967

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
760 Current Rating: 760 + 847 = 1607 votesCurrent Rating: 760 + 847 = 1607 votes 847


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
695 Current Rating: 695 + 666 = 1361 votesCurrent Rating: 695 + 666 = 1361 votes 666

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
879 Current Rating: 879 + 841 = 1720 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 841 = 1720 votes 841

[597] 27: I want a divorce
4916 Current Rating: 4916 + 4287 = 9203 votesCurrent Rating: 4916 + 4287 = 9203 votes 4287

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 866 = 2147 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 866 = 2147 votes 866

[595] 23: You know some women
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 933 = 2156 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 933 = 2156 votes 933

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3582 Current Rating: 3582 + 2890 = 6472 votesCurrent Rating: 3582 + 2890 = 6472 votes 2890

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
1699 Current Rating: 1699 + 1152 = 2851 votesCurrent Rating: 1699 + 1152 = 2851 votes 1152

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 893 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 893 = 2046 votes 893

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
772 Current Rating: 772 + 856 = 1628 votesCurrent Rating: 772 + 856 = 1628 votes 856

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2260 Current Rating: 2260 + 3474 = 5734 votesCurrent Rating: 2260 + 3474 = 5734 votes 3474

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 1192 = 2559 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 1192 = 2559 votes 1192

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
2892 Current Rating: 2892 + 2613 = 5505 votesCurrent Rating: 2892 + 2613 = 5505 votes 2613

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
913 Current Rating: 913 + 968 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 913 + 968 = 1881 votes 968

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1259 = 2410 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1259 = 2410 votes 1259

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
914 Current Rating: 914 + 992 = 1906 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 992 = 1906 votes 992

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
809 Current Rating: 809 + 877 = 1686 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 877 = 1686 votes 877

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
761 Current Rating: 761 + 906 = 1667 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 906 = 1667 votes 906

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1466 = 2693 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1466 = 2693 votes 1466

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1090 = 2289 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1090 = 2289 votes 1090

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
3883 Current Rating: 3883 + 3369 = 7252 votesCurrent Rating: 3883 + 3369 = 7252 votes 3369

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2567 Current Rating: 2567 + 2323 = 4890 votesCurrent Rating: 2567 + 2323 = 4890 votes 2323


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1128 = 2661 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1128 = 2661 votes 1128

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 751 = 1864 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 751 = 1864 votes 751

[576] 27: What a babe
863 Current Rating: 863 + 817 = 1680 votesCurrent Rating: 863 + 817 = 1680 votes 817

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
790 Current Rating: 790 + 864 = 1654 votesCurrent Rating: 790 + 864 = 1654 votes 864

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
892 Current Rating: 892 + 869 = 1761 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 869 = 1761 votes 869

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 908 = 2136 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 908 = 2136 votes 908

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4336 Current Rating: 4336 + 4645 = 8981 votesCurrent Rating: 4336 + 4645 = 8981 votes 4645

[571] 20: What is the difference
5827 Current Rating: 5827 + 6057 = 11884 votesCurrent Rating: 5827 + 6057 = 11884 votes 6057

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 987 = 2217 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 987 = 2217 votes 987

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
971 Current Rating: 971 + 1011 = 1982 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 1011 = 1982 votes 1011

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1013 Current Rating: 1013 + 940 = 1953 votesCurrent Rating: 1013 + 940 = 1953 votes 940

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
768 Current Rating: 768 + 954 = 1722 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 954 = 1722 votes 954

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
867 Current Rating: 867 + 791 = 1658 votesCurrent Rating: 867 + 791 = 1658 votes 791

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 953 = 2175 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 953 = 2175 votes 953

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
896 Current Rating: 896 + 1106 = 2002 votesCurrent Rating: 896 + 1106 = 2002 votes 1106

[563] 10: You look terrible
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1125 = 2471 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1125 = 2471 votes 1125

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1535 Current Rating: 1535 + 1580 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1535 + 1580 = 3115 votes 1580






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