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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
7083 Current Rating: 7083 + 8562 = 15645 votesCurrent Rating: 7083 + 8562 = 15645 votes 8562

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 1580 = 3251 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 1580 = 3251 votes 1580

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
735 Current Rating: 735 + 797 = 1532 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 797 = 1532 votes 797

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 986 = 2247 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 986 = 2247 votes 986

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
711 Current Rating: 711 + 789 = 1500 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 789 = 1500 votes 789

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1524 Current Rating: 1524 + 1363 = 2887 votesCurrent Rating: 1524 + 1363 = 2887 votes 1363

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1151 = 2380 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1151 = 2380 votes 1151

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1080 Current Rating: 1080 + 865 = 1945 votesCurrent Rating: 1080 + 865 = 1945 votes 865

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
781 Current Rating: 781 + 720 = 1501 votesCurrent Rating: 781 + 720 = 1501 votes 720

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 926 = 1961 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 926 = 1961 votes 926

[783] 7: What now?
1239 Current Rating: 1239 + 1037 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1239 + 1037 = 2276 votes 1037

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1009 = 2123 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1009 = 2123 votes 1009

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
846 Current Rating: 846 + 872 = 1718 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 872 = 1718 votes 872

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
920 Current Rating: 920 + 1068 = 1988 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 1068 = 1988 votes 1068

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1626 = 2862 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1626 = 2862 votes 1626


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1286 = 2674 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1286 = 2674 votes 1286

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1506 = 2788 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1506 = 2788 votes 1506

[776] 28: Are you awake?
823 Current Rating: 823 + 951 = 1774 votesCurrent Rating: 823 + 951 = 1774 votes 951

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1654 = 3094 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1654 = 3094 votes 1654

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1387 = 2843 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1387 = 2843 votes 1387

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1628 = 3235 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1628 = 3235 votes 1628

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1279 = 2573 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1279 = 2573 votes 1279

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
850 Current Rating: 850 + 746 = 1596 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 746 = 1596 votes 746

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
999 Current Rating: 999 + 901 = 1900 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 901 = 1900 votes 901

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1608 = 2861 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1608 = 2861 votes 1608

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1128 = 2402 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1128 = 2402 votes 1128

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 1021 = 2264 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 1021 = 2264 votes 1021

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1051 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1051 = 2413 votes 1051

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
834 Current Rating: 834 + 832 = 1666 votesCurrent Rating: 834 + 832 = 1666 votes 832

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
918 Current Rating: 918 + 926 = 1844 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 926 = 1844 votes 926

[763] 8: Would you love me more
762 Current Rating: 762 + 753 = 1515 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 753 = 1515 votes 753

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1311 = 2999 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1311 = 2999 votes 1311

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
772 Current Rating: 772 + 919 = 1691 votesCurrent Rating: 772 + 919 = 1691 votes 919

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
948 Current Rating: 948 + 964 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 964 = 1912 votes 964

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1189 = 2469 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1189 = 2469 votes 1189

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 1959 = 3916 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 1959 = 3916 votes 1959


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1205 = 2423 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1205 = 2423 votes 1205

[756] 30: Good morning sir
804 Current Rating: 804 + 800 = 1604 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 800 = 1604 votes 800

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
961 Current Rating: 961 + 984 = 1945 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 984 = 1945 votes 984

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1087 = 2388 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1087 = 2388 votes 1087

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 920 = 1952 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 920 = 1952 votes 920

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1006 = 2212 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1006 = 2212 votes 1006

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1450 = 2779 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1450 = 2779 votes 1450

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
744 Current Rating: 744 + 874 = 1618 votesCurrent Rating: 744 + 874 = 1618 votes 874

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
765 Current Rating: 765 + 799 = 1564 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 799 = 1564 votes 799

[748] 18: What are you watching?
930 Current Rating: 930 + 885 = 1815 votesCurrent Rating: 930 + 885 = 1815 votes 885

[747] 17: See you later
646 Current Rating: 646 + 643 = 1289 votesCurrent Rating: 646 + 643 = 1289 votes 643

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
788 Current Rating: 788 + 838 = 1626 votesCurrent Rating: 788 + 838 = 1626 votes 838

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1046 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1046 = 2548 votes 1046

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
10556 Current Rating: 10556 + 11982 = 22538 votesCurrent Rating: 10556 + 11982 = 22538 votes 11982

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
2097 Current Rating: 2097 + 1847 = 3944 votesCurrent Rating: 2097 + 1847 = 3944 votes 1847

[742] 10: You look miserable
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1094 = 2518 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1094 = 2518 votes 1094

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
904 Current Rating: 904 + 1020 = 1924 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 1020 = 1924 votes 1020

[740] 8: What are you reading?
768 Current Rating: 768 + 822 = 1590 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 822 = 1590 votes 822

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
846 Current Rating: 846 + 962 = 1808 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 962 = 1808 votes 962

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
702 Current Rating: 702 + 761 = 1463 votesCurrent Rating: 702 + 761 = 1463 votes 761

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 990 = 2228 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 990 = 2228 votes 990

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
29722 Current Rating: 29722 + 30804 = 60526 votesCurrent Rating: 29722 + 30804 = 60526 votes 30804

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
65252 Current Rating: 65252 + 66810 = 132062 votesCurrent Rating: 65252 + 66810 = 132062 votes 66810


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1259 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1259 = 2470 votes 1259

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
2717 Current Rating: 2717 + 2194 = 4911 votesCurrent Rating: 2717 + 2194 = 4911 votes 2194

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1179 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1179 = 2498 votes 1179

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1155 = 2367 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1155 = 2367 votes 1155

[730] 20: Where have you been?
5984 Current Rating: 5984 + 9096 = 15080 votesCurrent Rating: 5984 + 9096 = 15080 votes 9096

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 942 = 2078 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 942 = 2078 votes 942

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
789 Current Rating: 789 + 922 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 789 + 922 = 1711 votes 922

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2125 Current Rating: 2125 + 2931 = 5056 votesCurrent Rating: 2125 + 2931 = 5056 votes 2931

[726] 14: Do you know what
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1112 = 2384 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1112 = 2384 votes 1112

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
917 Current Rating: 917 + 919 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 917 + 919 = 1836 votes 919

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
732 Current Rating: 732 + 806 = 1538 votesCurrent Rating: 732 + 806 = 1538 votes 806

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1069 Current Rating: 1069 + 911 = 1980 votesCurrent Rating: 1069 + 911 = 1980 votes 911

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
719 Current Rating: 719 + 747 = 1466 votesCurrent Rating: 719 + 747 = 1466 votes 747

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
769 Current Rating: 769 + 840 = 1609 votesCurrent Rating: 769 + 840 = 1609 votes 840

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 892 = 1908 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 892 = 1908 votes 892

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1150 Current Rating: 1150 + 1243 = 2393 votesCurrent Rating: 1150 + 1243 = 2393 votes 1243

[718] 3: What are you watching?
881 Current Rating: 881 + 720 = 1601 votesCurrent Rating: 881 + 720 = 1601 votes 720


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1274 = 2446 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1274 = 2446 votes 1274

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
964 Current Rating: 964 + 916 = 1880 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 916 = 1880 votes 916

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
961 Current Rating: 961 + 763 = 1724 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 763 = 1724 votes 763

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
727 Current Rating: 727 + 813 = 1540 votesCurrent Rating: 727 + 813 = 1540 votes 813

[713] 27: And now Mom?
693 Current Rating: 693 + 712 = 1405 votesCurrent Rating: 693 + 712 = 1405 votes 712

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
795 Current Rating: 795 + 814 = 1609 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 814 = 1609 votes 814

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1498 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1498 = 2612 votes 1498

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
826 Current Rating: 826 + 831 = 1657 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 831 = 1657 votes 831

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
791 Current Rating: 791 + 838 = 1629 votesCurrent Rating: 791 + 838 = 1629 votes 838

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
812 Current Rating: 812 + 821 = 1633 votesCurrent Rating: 812 + 821 = 1633 votes 821

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
719 Current Rating: 719 + 724 = 1443 votesCurrent Rating: 719 + 724 = 1443 votes 724

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
763 Current Rating: 763 + 606 = 1369 votesCurrent Rating: 763 + 606 = 1369 votes 606

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1391 = 2578 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1391 = 2578 votes 1391

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1713 = 3284 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1713 = 3284 votes 1713

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1031 Current Rating: 1031 + 905 = 1936 votesCurrent Rating: 1031 + 905 = 1936 votes 905

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
927 Current Rating: 927 + 1177 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 1177 = 2104 votes 1177

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
849 Current Rating: 849 + 1037 = 1886 votesCurrent Rating: 849 + 1037 = 1886 votes 1037

[700] 6: There, all finished
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1277 = 2449 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1277 = 2449 votes 1277

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
780 Current Rating: 780 + 680 = 1460 votesCurrent Rating: 780 + 680 = 1460 votes 680

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
932 Current Rating: 932 + 713 = 1645 votesCurrent Rating: 932 + 713 = 1645 votes 713

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 915 = 2119 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 915 = 2119 votes 915


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
975 Current Rating: 975 + 995 = 1970 votesCurrent Rating: 975 + 995 = 1970 votes 995

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
889 Current Rating: 889 + 932 = 1821 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 932 = 1821 votes 932

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
979 Current Rating: 979 + 818 = 1797 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 818 = 1797 votes 818

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
628 Current Rating: 628 + 720 = 1348 votesCurrent Rating: 628 + 720 = 1348 votes 720

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 842 = 1917 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 842 = 1917 votes 842

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
776 Current Rating: 776 + 979 = 1755 votesCurrent Rating: 776 + 979 = 1755 votes 979

[690] 23: The papers are signed
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 815 = 2215 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 815 = 2215 votes 815

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
35910 Current Rating: 35910 + 37107 = 73017 votesCurrent Rating: 35910 + 37107 = 73017 votes 37107

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
964 Current Rating: 964 + 832 = 1796 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 832 = 1796 votes 832

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
772 Current Rating: 772 + 751 = 1523 votesCurrent Rating: 772 + 751 = 1523 votes 751

[686] 17: I have something to confess
783 Current Rating: 783 + 857 = 1640 votesCurrent Rating: 783 + 857 = 1640 votes 857

[685] 16: How your location can change
788 Current Rating: 788 + 969 = 1757 votesCurrent Rating: 788 + 969 = 1757 votes 969

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1488 = 2670 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1488 = 2670 votes 1488

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1126 Current Rating: 1126 + 965 = 2091 votesCurrent Rating: 1126 + 965 = 2091 votes 965

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1134 = 2451 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1134 = 2451 votes 1134

[681] 9: Why does everything
827 Current Rating: 827 + 850 = 1677 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 850 = 1677 votes 850

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 1180 = 2472 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 1180 = 2472 votes 1180

[679] 5: You re late again
757 Current Rating: 757 + 766 = 1523 votesCurrent Rating: 757 + 766 = 1523 votes 766

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1364 = 2739 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1364 = 2739 votes 1364

[677] 3: What s the difference
762 Current Rating: 762 + 893 = 1655 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 893 = 1655 votes 893

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1018 = 2125 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1018 = 2125 votes 1018


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 1081 = 2156 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 1081 = 2156 votes 1081

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 1282 = 2398 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 1282 = 2398 votes 1282

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
854 Current Rating: 854 + 810 = 1664 votesCurrent Rating: 854 + 810 = 1664 votes 810

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
785 Current Rating: 785 + 1163 = 1948 votesCurrent Rating: 785 + 1163 = 1948 votes 1163

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
805 Current Rating: 805 + 867 = 1672 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 867 = 1672 votes 867

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
723 Current Rating: 723 + 862 = 1585 votesCurrent Rating: 723 + 862 = 1585 votes 862

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
886 Current Rating: 886 + 831 = 1717 votesCurrent Rating: 886 + 831 = 1717 votes 831

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 1000 = 2038 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 1000 = 2038 votes 1000

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
800 Current Rating: 800 + 874 = 1674 votesCurrent Rating: 800 + 874 = 1674 votes 874

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
858 Current Rating: 858 + 978 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 858 + 978 = 1836 votes 978

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
869 Current Rating: 869 + 909 = 1778 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 909 = 1778 votes 909

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
826 Current Rating: 826 + 1082 = 1908 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 1082 = 1908 votes 1082

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
806 Current Rating: 806 + 1049 = 1855 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 1049 = 1855 votes 1049

[662] 11: You look miserable
831 Current Rating: 831 + 1007 = 1838 votesCurrent Rating: 831 + 1007 = 1838 votes 1007

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
961 Current Rating: 961 + 1193 = 2154 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 1193 = 2154 votes 1193

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
909 Current Rating: 909 + 1196 = 2105 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 1196 = 2105 votes 1196

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
810 Current Rating: 810 + 818 = 1628 votesCurrent Rating: 810 + 818 = 1628 votes 818

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
834 Current Rating: 834 + 878 = 1712 votesCurrent Rating: 834 + 878 = 1712 votes 878

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
902 Current Rating: 902 + 943 = 1845 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 943 = 1845 votes 943

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 956 = 1974 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 956 = 1974 votes 956


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
596 Current Rating: 596 + 718 = 1314 votesCurrent Rating: 596 + 718 = 1314 votes 718

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
689 Current Rating: 689 + 707 = 1396 votesCurrent Rating: 689 + 707 = 1396 votes 707

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
962 Current Rating: 962 + 1070 = 2032 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 1070 = 2032 votes 1070

[652] 28: How come men always look
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 1096 = 2218 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 1096 = 2218 votes 1096

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
950 Current Rating: 950 + 1050 = 2000 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 1050 = 2000 votes 1050

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
706 Current Rating: 706 + 778 = 1484 votesCurrent Rating: 706 + 778 = 1484 votes 778

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
952 Current Rating: 952 + 884 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 952 + 884 = 1836 votes 884

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
983 Current Rating: 983 + 922 = 1905 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 922 = 1905 votes 922

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
855 Current Rating: 855 + 780 = 1635 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 780 = 1635 votes 780

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
881 Current Rating: 881 + 930 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 881 + 930 = 1811 votes 930

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
739 Current Rating: 739 + 694 = 1433 votesCurrent Rating: 739 + 694 = 1433 votes 694

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
767 Current Rating: 767 + 788 = 1555 votesCurrent Rating: 767 + 788 = 1555 votes 788

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
884 Current Rating: 884 + 990 = 1874 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 990 = 1874 votes 990

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
869 Current Rating: 869 + 977 = 1846 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 977 = 1846 votes 977

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
844 Current Rating: 844 + 819 = 1663 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 819 = 1663 votes 819

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
729 Current Rating: 729 + 749 = 1478 votesCurrent Rating: 729 + 749 = 1478 votes 749

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
751 Current Rating: 751 + 808 = 1559 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 808 = 1559 votes 808

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
751 Current Rating: 751 + 757 = 1508 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 757 = 1508 votes 757

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
830 Current Rating: 830 + 904 = 1734 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 904 = 1734 votes 904

[636] 3: When I die
1065 Current Rating: 1065 + 1222 = 2287 votesCurrent Rating: 1065 + 1222 = 2287 votes 1222

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
815 Current Rating: 815 + 783 = 1598 votesCurrent Rating: 815 + 783 = 1598 votes 783


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
860 Current Rating: 860 + 941 = 1801 votesCurrent Rating: 860 + 941 = 1801 votes 941

[633] 25: You are looking good
833 Current Rating: 833 + 914 = 1747 votesCurrent Rating: 833 + 914 = 1747 votes 914

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1064 = 2191 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1064 = 2191 votes 1064

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
656 Current Rating: 656 + 869 = 1525 votesCurrent Rating: 656 + 869 = 1525 votes 869

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
912 Current Rating: 912 + 1210 = 2122 votesCurrent Rating: 912 + 1210 = 2122 votes 1210

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
656 Current Rating: 656 + 764 = 1420 votesCurrent Rating: 656 + 764 = 1420 votes 764

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
620 Current Rating: 620 + 805 = 1425 votesCurrent Rating: 620 + 805 = 1425 votes 805

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
775 Current Rating: 775 + 921 = 1696 votesCurrent Rating: 775 + 921 = 1696 votes 921

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
973 Current Rating: 973 + 1064 = 2037 votesCurrent Rating: 973 + 1064 = 2037 votes 1064

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
984 Current Rating: 984 + 1143 = 2127 votesCurrent Rating: 984 + 1143 = 2127 votes 1143

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
814 Current Rating: 814 + 862 = 1676 votesCurrent Rating: 814 + 862 = 1676 votes 862

[623] 11: What is the difference
786 Current Rating: 786 + 811 = 1597 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 811 = 1597 votes 811

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
661 Current Rating: 661 + 665 = 1326 votesCurrent Rating: 661 + 665 = 1326 votes 665

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
951 Current Rating: 951 + 977 = 1928 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 977 = 1928 votes 977

[620] 3: Hey big boy
999 Current Rating: 999 + 1118 = 2117 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 1118 = 2117 votes 1118

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
843 Current Rating: 843 + 794 = 1637 votesCurrent Rating: 843 + 794 = 1637 votes 794


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
993 Current Rating: 993 + 922 = 1915 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 922 = 1915 votes 922

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
679 Current Rating: 679 + 868 = 1547 votesCurrent Rating: 679 + 868 = 1547 votes 868

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
993 Current Rating: 993 + 974 = 1967 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 974 = 1967 votes 974

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
851 Current Rating: 851 + 897 = 1748 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 897 = 1748 votes 897

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1317 = 2633 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1317 = 2633 votes 1317

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1084 = 2184 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1084 = 2184 votes 1084

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1462 = 2893 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1462 = 2893 votes 1462

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
811 Current Rating: 811 + 748 = 1559 votesCurrent Rating: 811 + 748 = 1559 votes 748

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
698 Current Rating: 698 + 978 = 1676 votesCurrent Rating: 698 + 978 = 1676 votes 978

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
705 Current Rating: 705 + 715 = 1420 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 715 = 1420 votes 715

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
941 Current Rating: 941 + 1098 = 2039 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 1098 = 2039 votes 1098

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
785 Current Rating: 785 + 701 = 1486 votesCurrent Rating: 785 + 701 = 1486 votes 701

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
707 Current Rating: 707 + 791 = 1498 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 791 = 1498 votes 791

[605] 12: When I was at school
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 1013 = 2108 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 1013 = 2108 votes 1013

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
942 Current Rating: 942 + 1223 = 2165 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 1223 = 2165 votes 1223

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
531 Current Rating: 531 + 611 = 1142 votesCurrent Rating: 531 + 611 = 1142 votes 611

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
771 Current Rating: 771 + 864 = 1635 votesCurrent Rating: 771 + 864 = 1635 votes 864

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
878 Current Rating: 878 + 994 = 1872 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 994 = 1872 votes 994

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
810 Current Rating: 810 + 872 = 1682 votesCurrent Rating: 810 + 872 = 1682 votes 872


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
777 Current Rating: 777 + 753 = 1530 votesCurrent Rating: 777 + 753 = 1530 votes 753

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
939 Current Rating: 939 + 888 = 1827 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 888 = 1827 votes 888

[597] 27: I want a divorce
4967 Current Rating: 4967 + 4348 = 9315 votesCurrent Rating: 4967 + 4348 = 9315 votes 4348

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 950 = 2350 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 950 = 2350 votes 950

[595] 23: You know some women
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1035 = 2326 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1035 = 2326 votes 1035

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3611 Current Rating: 3611 + 2920 = 6531 votesCurrent Rating: 3611 + 2920 = 6531 votes 2920

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
1862 Current Rating: 1862 + 1250 = 3112 votesCurrent Rating: 1862 + 1250 = 3112 votes 1250

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 955 = 2189 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 955 = 2189 votes 955

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
817 Current Rating: 817 + 905 = 1722 votesCurrent Rating: 817 + 905 = 1722 votes 905

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2296 Current Rating: 2296 + 3511 = 5807 votesCurrent Rating: 2296 + 3511 = 5807 votes 3511

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1423 Current Rating: 1423 + 1266 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1423 + 1266 = 2689 votes 1266

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
2937 Current Rating: 2937 + 2665 = 5602 votesCurrent Rating: 2937 + 2665 = 5602 votes 2665

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
993 Current Rating: 993 + 1035 = 2028 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 1035 = 2028 votes 1035

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1308 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1308 = 2513 votes 1308

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
982 Current Rating: 982 + 1064 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 982 + 1064 = 2046 votes 1064

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
848 Current Rating: 848 + 911 = 1759 votesCurrent Rating: 848 + 911 = 1759 votes 911

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
793 Current Rating: 793 + 930 = 1723 votesCurrent Rating: 793 + 930 = 1723 votes 930

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1510 = 2777 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1510 = 2777 votes 1510

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1136 = 2416 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1136 = 2416 votes 1136

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
4026 Current Rating: 4026 + 3407 = 7433 votesCurrent Rating: 4026 + 3407 = 7433 votes 3407

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2630 Current Rating: 2630 + 2382 = 5012 votesCurrent Rating: 2630 + 2382 = 5012 votes 2382


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1590 Current Rating: 1590 + 1168 = 2758 votesCurrent Rating: 1590 + 1168 = 2758 votes 1168

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 795 = 1952 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 795 = 1952 votes 795

[576] 27: What a babe
905 Current Rating: 905 + 864 = 1769 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 864 = 1769 votes 864

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
811 Current Rating: 811 + 889 = 1700 votesCurrent Rating: 811 + 889 = 1700 votes 889

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
926 Current Rating: 926 + 904 = 1830 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 904 = 1830 votes 904

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1033 = 2312 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1033 = 2312 votes 1033

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4381 Current Rating: 4381 + 4681 = 9062 votesCurrent Rating: 4381 + 4681 = 9062 votes 4681

[571] 20: What is the difference
5994 Current Rating: 5994 + 6119 = 12113 votesCurrent Rating: 5994 + 6119 = 12113 votes 6119

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1018 = 2289 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1018 = 2289 votes 1018

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1069 = 2161 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1069 = 2161 votes 1069

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 968 = 2028 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 968 = 2028 votes 968

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
835 Current Rating: 835 + 1003 = 1838 votesCurrent Rating: 835 + 1003 = 1838 votes 1003

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
955 Current Rating: 955 + 839 = 1794 votesCurrent Rating: 955 + 839 = 1794 votes 839

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1017 = 2349 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1017 = 2349 votes 1017

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
972 Current Rating: 972 + 1152 = 2124 votesCurrent Rating: 972 + 1152 = 2124 votes 1152

[563] 10: You look terrible
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1190 = 2592 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1190 = 2592 votes 1190

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1573 Current Rating: 1573 + 1639 = 3212 votesCurrent Rating: 1573 + 1639 = 3212 votes 1639






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