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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You'll notice the gifts we brought you are just empty boxes
5218 Current Rating: 5218 + 4974 = 10192 votesCurrent Rating: 5218 + 4974 = 10192 votes 4974

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1358 = 2838 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1358 = 2838 votes 1358

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
653 Current Rating: 653 + 724 = 1377 votesCurrent Rating: 653 + 724 = 1377 votes 724

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
956 Current Rating: 956 + 835 = 1791 votesCurrent Rating: 956 + 835 = 1791 votes 835

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
618 Current Rating: 618 + 712 = 1330 votesCurrent Rating: 618 + 712 = 1330 votes 712

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 1095 = 2258 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 1095 = 2258 votes 1095

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1031 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1031 = 2162 votes 1031

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
860 Current Rating: 860 + 754 = 1614 votesCurrent Rating: 860 + 754 = 1614 votes 754

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
720 Current Rating: 720 + 657 = 1377 votesCurrent Rating: 720 + 657 = 1377 votes 657

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
911 Current Rating: 911 + 861 = 1772 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 861 = 1772 votes 861

[783] 7: What now?
997 Current Rating: 997 + 853 = 1850 votesCurrent Rating: 997 + 853 = 1850 votes 853

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
980 Current Rating: 980 + 919 = 1899 votesCurrent Rating: 980 + 919 = 1899 votes 919

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
735 Current Rating: 735 + 763 = 1498 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 763 = 1498 votes 763

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
812 Current Rating: 812 + 953 = 1765 votesCurrent Rating: 812 + 953 = 1765 votes 953

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 1459 = 2501 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 1459 = 2501 votes 1459


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1275 Current Rating: 1275 + 1187 = 2462 votesCurrent Rating: 1275 + 1187 = 2462 votes 1187

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 1066 = 2207 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 1066 = 2207 votes 1066

[776] 28: Are you awake?
735 Current Rating: 735 + 876 = 1611 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 876 = 1611 votes 876

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1548 = 2867 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1548 = 2867 votes 1548

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1221 = 2500 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1221 = 2500 votes 1221

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1175 = 2349 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1175 = 2349 votes 1175

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1008 = 2115 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1008 = 2115 votes 1008

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
738 Current Rating: 738 + 679 = 1417 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 679 = 1417 votes 679

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
801 Current Rating: 801 + 817 = 1618 votesCurrent Rating: 801 + 817 = 1618 votes 817

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
970 Current Rating: 970 + 1459 = 2429 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 1459 = 2429 votes 1459

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1043 = 2237 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1043 = 2237 votes 1043

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
987 Current Rating: 987 + 858 = 1845 votesCurrent Rating: 987 + 858 = 1845 votes 858

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
995 Current Rating: 995 + 865 = 1860 votesCurrent Rating: 995 + 865 = 1860 votes 865

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
680 Current Rating: 680 + 687 = 1367 votesCurrent Rating: 680 + 687 = 1367 votes 687

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
774 Current Rating: 774 + 808 = 1582 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 808 = 1582 votes 808

[763] 8: Would you love me more
665 Current Rating: 665 + 664 = 1329 votesCurrent Rating: 665 + 664 = 1329 votes 664

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 970 = 2157 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 970 = 2157 votes 970

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
687 Current Rating: 687 + 828 = 1515 votesCurrent Rating: 687 + 828 = 1515 votes 828

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
818 Current Rating: 818 + 875 = 1693 votesCurrent Rating: 818 + 875 = 1693 votes 875

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
993 Current Rating: 993 + 966 = 1959 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 966 = 1959 votes 966

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
1819 Current Rating: 1819 + 1841 = 3660 votesCurrent Rating: 1819 + 1841 = 3660 votes 1841


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1056 Current Rating: 1056 + 1011 = 2067 votesCurrent Rating: 1056 + 1011 = 2067 votes 1011

[756] 30: Good morning sir
692 Current Rating: 692 + 708 = 1400 votesCurrent Rating: 692 + 708 = 1400 votes 708

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
803 Current Rating: 803 + 873 = 1676 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 873 = 1676 votes 873

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 956 = 2001 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 956 = 2001 votes 956

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
828 Current Rating: 828 + 820 = 1648 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 820 = 1648 votes 820

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
905 Current Rating: 905 + 855 = 1760 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 855 = 1760 votes 855

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1352 = 2563 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1352 = 2563 votes 1352

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
644 Current Rating: 644 + 767 = 1411 votesCurrent Rating: 644 + 767 = 1411 votes 767

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
645 Current Rating: 645 + 674 = 1319 votesCurrent Rating: 645 + 674 = 1319 votes 674

[748] 18: What are you watching?
756 Current Rating: 756 + 747 = 1503 votesCurrent Rating: 756 + 747 = 1503 votes 747

[747] 17: See you later
552 Current Rating: 552 + 551 = 1103 votesCurrent Rating: 552 + 551 = 1103 votes 551

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
650 Current Rating: 650 + 699 = 1349 votesCurrent Rating: 650 + 699 = 1349 votes 699

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1326 Current Rating: 1326 + 931 = 2257 votesCurrent Rating: 1326 + 931 = 2257 votes 931

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
7098 Current Rating: 7098 + 11032 = 18130 votesCurrent Rating: 7098 + 11032 = 18130 votes 11032

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 1421 = 3014 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 1421 = 3014 votes 1421

[742] 10: You look miserable
1184 Current Rating: 1184 + 874 = 2058 votesCurrent Rating: 1184 + 874 = 2058 votes 874

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
778 Current Rating: 778 + 907 = 1685 votesCurrent Rating: 778 + 907 = 1685 votes 907

[740] 8: What are you reading?
673 Current Rating: 673 + 739 = 1412 votesCurrent Rating: 673 + 739 = 1412 votes 739

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
670 Current Rating: 670 + 808 = 1478 votesCurrent Rating: 670 + 808 = 1478 votes 808

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
590 Current Rating: 590 + 642 = 1232 votesCurrent Rating: 590 + 642 = 1232 votes 642

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
918 Current Rating: 918 + 822 = 1740 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 822 = 1740 votes 822

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
15280 Current Rating: 15280 + 15213 = 30493 votesCurrent Rating: 15280 + 15213 = 30493 votes 15213

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
34838 Current Rating: 34838 + 35269 = 70107 votesCurrent Rating: 34838 + 35269 = 70107 votes 35269


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1092 = 2178 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1092 = 2178 votes 1092

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
1783 Current Rating: 1783 + 1390 = 3173 votesCurrent Rating: 1783 + 1390 = 3173 votes 1390

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1017 = 2199 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1017 = 2199 votes 1017

[731] 21: What have you got there?
941 Current Rating: 941 + 958 = 1899 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 958 = 1899 votes 958

[730] 20: Where have you been?
2823 Current Rating: 2823 + 5568 = 8391 votesCurrent Rating: 2823 + 5568 = 8391 votes 5568

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
880 Current Rating: 880 + 768 = 1648 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 768 = 1648 votes 768

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
660 Current Rating: 660 + 781 = 1441 votesCurrent Rating: 660 + 781 = 1441 votes 781

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
1804 Current Rating: 1804 + 2424 = 4228 votesCurrent Rating: 1804 + 2424 = 4228 votes 2424

[726] 14: Do you know what
804 Current Rating: 804 + 717 = 1521 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 717 = 1521 votes 717

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
762 Current Rating: 762 + 776 = 1538 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 776 = 1538 votes 776

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
614 Current Rating: 614 + 704 = 1318 votesCurrent Rating: 614 + 704 = 1318 votes 704

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
842 Current Rating: 842 + 783 = 1625 votesCurrent Rating: 842 + 783 = 1625 votes 783

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
598 Current Rating: 598 + 666 = 1264 votesCurrent Rating: 598 + 666 = 1264 votes 666

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
691 Current Rating: 691 + 774 = 1465 votesCurrent Rating: 691 + 774 = 1465 votes 774

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
822 Current Rating: 822 + 781 = 1603 votesCurrent Rating: 822 + 781 = 1603 votes 781

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 1130 = 2140 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 1130 = 2140 votes 1130

[718] 3: What are you watching?
747 Current Rating: 747 + 649 = 1396 votesCurrent Rating: 747 + 649 = 1396 votes 649


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 1147 = 2155 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 1147 = 2155 votes 1147

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
813 Current Rating: 813 + 823 = 1636 votesCurrent Rating: 813 + 823 = 1636 votes 823

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
820 Current Rating: 820 + 687 = 1507 votesCurrent Rating: 820 + 687 = 1507 votes 687

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
580 Current Rating: 580 + 668 = 1248 votesCurrent Rating: 580 + 668 = 1248 votes 668

[713] 27: And now Mom?
597 Current Rating: 597 + 624 = 1221 votesCurrent Rating: 597 + 624 = 1221 votes 624

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
693 Current Rating: 693 + 718 = 1411 votesCurrent Rating: 693 + 718 = 1411 votes 718

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
997 Current Rating: 997 + 1411 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 997 + 1411 = 2408 votes 1411

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
722 Current Rating: 722 + 729 = 1451 votesCurrent Rating: 722 + 729 = 1451 votes 729

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
659 Current Rating: 659 + 722 = 1381 votesCurrent Rating: 659 + 722 = 1381 votes 722

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
657 Current Rating: 657 + 682 = 1339 votesCurrent Rating: 657 + 682 = 1339 votes 682

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
633 Current Rating: 633 + 654 = 1287 votesCurrent Rating: 633 + 654 = 1287 votes 654

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
635 Current Rating: 635 + 537 = 1172 votesCurrent Rating: 635 + 537 = 1172 votes 537

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 1286 = 2311 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 1286 = 2311 votes 1286

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1231 = 2362 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1231 = 2362 votes 1231

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
809 Current Rating: 809 + 793 = 1602 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 793 = 1602 votes 793

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
792 Current Rating: 792 + 1073 = 1865 votesCurrent Rating: 792 + 1073 = 1865 votes 1073

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
678 Current Rating: 678 + 858 = 1536 votesCurrent Rating: 678 + 858 = 1536 votes 858

[700] 6: There, all finished
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 1170 = 2222 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 1170 = 2222 votes 1170

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
673 Current Rating: 673 + 590 = 1263 votesCurrent Rating: 673 + 590 = 1263 votes 590

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
744 Current Rating: 744 + 601 = 1345 votesCurrent Rating: 744 + 601 = 1345 votes 601

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
967 Current Rating: 967 + 745 = 1712 votesCurrent Rating: 967 + 745 = 1712 votes 745


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
798 Current Rating: 798 + 882 = 1680 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 882 = 1680 votes 882

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
710 Current Rating: 710 + 794 = 1504 votesCurrent Rating: 710 + 794 = 1504 votes 794

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
818 Current Rating: 818 + 716 = 1534 votesCurrent Rating: 818 + 716 = 1534 votes 716

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
556 Current Rating: 556 + 644 = 1200 votesCurrent Rating: 556 + 644 = 1200 votes 644

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
849 Current Rating: 849 + 733 = 1582 votesCurrent Rating: 849 + 733 = 1582 votes 733

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
646 Current Rating: 646 + 884 = 1530 votesCurrent Rating: 646 + 884 = 1530 votes 884

[690] 23: The papers are signed
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 683 = 1695 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 683 = 1695 votes 683

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
20956 Current Rating: 20956 + 22342 = 43298 votesCurrent Rating: 20956 + 22342 = 43298 votes 22342

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
798 Current Rating: 798 + 729 = 1527 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 729 = 1527 votes 729

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
688 Current Rating: 688 + 674 = 1362 votesCurrent Rating: 688 + 674 = 1362 votes 674

[686] 17: I have something to confess
694 Current Rating: 694 + 761 = 1455 votesCurrent Rating: 694 + 761 = 1455 votes 761

[685] 16: How your location can change
657 Current Rating: 657 + 849 = 1506 votesCurrent Rating: 657 + 849 = 1506 votes 849

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 1353 = 2376 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 1353 = 2376 votes 1353

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
889 Current Rating: 889 + 864 = 1753 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 864 = 1753 votes 864

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
963 Current Rating: 963 + 852 = 1815 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 852 = 1815 votes 852

[681] 9: Why does everything
720 Current Rating: 720 + 777 = 1497 votesCurrent Rating: 720 + 777 = 1497 votes 777

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 1121 = 2254 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 1121 = 2254 votes 1121

[679] 5: You re late again
695 Current Rating: 695 + 710 = 1405 votesCurrent Rating: 695 + 710 = 1405 votes 710

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1237 = 2465 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1237 = 2465 votes 1237

[677] 3: What s the difference
714 Current Rating: 714 + 839 = 1553 votesCurrent Rating: 714 + 839 = 1553 votes 839

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 928 = 1930 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 928 = 1930 votes 928


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 1036 = 2058 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 1036 = 2058 votes 1036

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 1214 = 2252 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 1214 = 2252 votes 1214

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
788 Current Rating: 788 + 753 = 1541 votesCurrent Rating: 788 + 753 = 1541 votes 753

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
713 Current Rating: 713 + 1091 = 1804 votesCurrent Rating: 713 + 1091 = 1804 votes 1091

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
703 Current Rating: 703 + 770 = 1473 votesCurrent Rating: 703 + 770 = 1473 votes 770

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
684 Current Rating: 684 + 824 = 1508 votesCurrent Rating: 684 + 824 = 1508 votes 824

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
759 Current Rating: 759 + 717 = 1476 votesCurrent Rating: 759 + 717 = 1476 votes 717

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
869 Current Rating: 869 + 900 = 1769 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 900 = 1769 votes 900

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
672 Current Rating: 672 + 774 = 1446 votesCurrent Rating: 672 + 774 = 1446 votes 774

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
771 Current Rating: 771 + 899 = 1670 votesCurrent Rating: 771 + 899 = 1670 votes 899

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
813 Current Rating: 813 + 854 = 1667 votesCurrent Rating: 813 + 854 = 1667 votes 854

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
728 Current Rating: 728 + 971 = 1699 votesCurrent Rating: 728 + 971 = 1699 votes 971

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
708 Current Rating: 708 + 954 = 1662 votesCurrent Rating: 708 + 954 = 1662 votes 954

[662] 11: You look miserable
758 Current Rating: 758 + 945 = 1703 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 945 = 1703 votes 945

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
865 Current Rating: 865 + 1101 = 1966 votesCurrent Rating: 865 + 1101 = 1966 votes 1101

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
862 Current Rating: 862 + 1151 = 2013 votesCurrent Rating: 862 + 1151 = 2013 votes 1151

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
724 Current Rating: 724 + 753 = 1477 votesCurrent Rating: 724 + 753 = 1477 votes 753

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
750 Current Rating: 750 + 802 = 1552 votesCurrent Rating: 750 + 802 = 1552 votes 802

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
795 Current Rating: 795 + 872 = 1667 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 872 = 1667 votes 872

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
918 Current Rating: 918 + 861 = 1779 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 861 = 1779 votes 861


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
498 Current Rating: 498 + 639 = 1137 votesCurrent Rating: 498 + 639 = 1137 votes 639

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
606 Current Rating: 606 + 618 = 1224 votesCurrent Rating: 606 + 618 = 1224 votes 618

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
829 Current Rating: 829 + 943 = 1772 votesCurrent Rating: 829 + 943 = 1772 votes 943

[652] 28: How come men always look
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 1003 = 2038 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 1003 = 2038 votes 1003

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
859 Current Rating: 859 + 958 = 1817 votesCurrent Rating: 859 + 958 = 1817 votes 958

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
626 Current Rating: 626 + 699 = 1325 votesCurrent Rating: 626 + 699 = 1325 votes 699

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
800 Current Rating: 800 + 723 = 1523 votesCurrent Rating: 800 + 723 = 1523 votes 723

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
885 Current Rating: 885 + 821 = 1706 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 821 = 1706 votes 821

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
782 Current Rating: 782 + 713 = 1495 votesCurrent Rating: 782 + 713 = 1495 votes 713

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
792 Current Rating: 792 + 831 = 1623 votesCurrent Rating: 792 + 831 = 1623 votes 831

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
646 Current Rating: 646 + 618 = 1264 votesCurrent Rating: 646 + 618 = 1264 votes 618

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
678 Current Rating: 678 + 680 = 1358 votesCurrent Rating: 678 + 680 = 1358 votes 680

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
744 Current Rating: 744 + 841 = 1585 votesCurrent Rating: 744 + 841 = 1585 votes 841

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
786 Current Rating: 786 + 895 = 1681 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 895 = 1681 votes 895

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
738 Current Rating: 738 + 741 = 1479 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 741 = 1479 votes 741

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
627 Current Rating: 627 + 647 = 1274 votesCurrent Rating: 627 + 647 = 1274 votes 647

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
666 Current Rating: 666 + 721 = 1387 votesCurrent Rating: 666 + 721 = 1387 votes 721

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
594 Current Rating: 594 + 597 = 1191 votesCurrent Rating: 594 + 597 = 1191 votes 597

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
698 Current Rating: 698 + 775 = 1473 votesCurrent Rating: 698 + 775 = 1473 votes 775

[636] 3: When I die
767 Current Rating: 767 + 933 = 1700 votesCurrent Rating: 767 + 933 = 1700 votes 933

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
690 Current Rating: 690 + 674 = 1364 votesCurrent Rating: 690 + 674 = 1364 votes 674


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
687 Current Rating: 687 + 786 = 1473 votesCurrent Rating: 687 + 786 = 1473 votes 786

[633] 25: You are looking good
709 Current Rating: 709 + 801 = 1510 votesCurrent Rating: 709 + 801 = 1510 votes 801

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 955 = 1959 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 955 = 1959 votes 955

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
580 Current Rating: 580 + 794 = 1374 votesCurrent Rating: 580 + 794 = 1374 votes 794

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
774 Current Rating: 774 + 1085 = 1859 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 1085 = 1859 votes 1085

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
526 Current Rating: 526 + 648 = 1174 votesCurrent Rating: 526 + 648 = 1174 votes 648

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
540 Current Rating: 540 + 717 = 1257 votesCurrent Rating: 540 + 717 = 1257 votes 717

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
669 Current Rating: 669 + 830 = 1499 votesCurrent Rating: 669 + 830 = 1499 votes 830

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
760 Current Rating: 760 + 869 = 1629 votesCurrent Rating: 760 + 869 = 1629 votes 869

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
782 Current Rating: 782 + 999 = 1781 votesCurrent Rating: 782 + 999 = 1781 votes 999

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
687 Current Rating: 687 + 703 = 1390 votesCurrent Rating: 687 + 703 = 1390 votes 703

[623] 11: What is the difference
639 Current Rating: 639 + 660 = 1299 votesCurrent Rating: 639 + 660 = 1299 votes 660

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
540 Current Rating: 540 + 533 = 1073 votesCurrent Rating: 540 + 533 = 1073 votes 533

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
761 Current Rating: 761 + 829 = 1590 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 829 = 1590 votes 829

[620] 3: Hey big boy
853 Current Rating: 853 + 1004 = 1857 votesCurrent Rating: 853 + 1004 = 1857 votes 1004

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
711 Current Rating: 711 + 696 = 1407 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 696 = 1407 votes 696


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
824 Current Rating: 824 + 806 = 1630 votesCurrent Rating: 824 + 806 = 1630 votes 806

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
610 Current Rating: 610 + 784 = 1394 votesCurrent Rating: 610 + 784 = 1394 votes 784

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
786 Current Rating: 786 + 837 = 1623 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 837 = 1623 votes 837

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
738 Current Rating: 738 + 802 = 1540 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 802 = 1540 votes 802

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 1210 = 2368 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 1210 = 2368 votes 1210

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
906 Current Rating: 906 + 930 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 906 + 930 = 1836 votes 930

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1301 = 2449 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1301 = 2449 votes 1301

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
730 Current Rating: 730 + 689 = 1419 votesCurrent Rating: 730 + 689 = 1419 votes 689

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
616 Current Rating: 616 + 897 = 1513 votesCurrent Rating: 616 + 897 = 1513 votes 897

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
659 Current Rating: 659 + 663 = 1322 votesCurrent Rating: 659 + 663 = 1322 votes 663

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
821 Current Rating: 821 + 1000 = 1821 votesCurrent Rating: 821 + 1000 = 1821 votes 1000

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
685 Current Rating: 685 + 632 = 1317 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 632 = 1317 votes 632

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
614 Current Rating: 614 + 710 = 1324 votesCurrent Rating: 614 + 710 = 1324 votes 710

[605] 12: When I was at school
902 Current Rating: 902 + 884 = 1786 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 884 = 1786 votes 884

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
796 Current Rating: 796 + 1113 = 1909 votesCurrent Rating: 796 + 1113 = 1909 votes 1113

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
468 Current Rating: 468 + 542 = 1010 votesCurrent Rating: 468 + 542 = 1010 votes 542

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
674 Current Rating: 674 + 763 = 1437 votesCurrent Rating: 674 + 763 = 1437 votes 763

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
799 Current Rating: 799 + 943 = 1742 votesCurrent Rating: 799 + 943 = 1742 votes 943

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
714 Current Rating: 714 + 821 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 714 + 821 = 1535 votes 821


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
641 Current Rating: 641 + 612 = 1253 votesCurrent Rating: 641 + 612 = 1253 votes 612

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
819 Current Rating: 819 + 795 = 1614 votesCurrent Rating: 819 + 795 = 1614 votes 795

[597] 27: I want a divorce
4825 Current Rating: 4825 + 4191 = 9016 votesCurrent Rating: 4825 + 4191 = 9016 votes 4191

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 795 = 1997 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 795 = 1997 votes 795

[595] 23: You know some women
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 884 = 2055 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 884 = 2055 votes 884

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3512 Current Rating: 3512 + 2821 = 6333 votesCurrent Rating: 3512 + 2821 = 6333 votes 2821

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
1645 Current Rating: 1645 + 1069 = 2714 votesCurrent Rating: 1645 + 1069 = 2714 votes 1069

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1084 Current Rating: 1084 + 828 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 1084 + 828 = 1912 votes 828

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
691 Current Rating: 691 + 778 = 1469 votesCurrent Rating: 691 + 778 = 1469 votes 778

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2200 Current Rating: 2200 + 3412 = 5612 votesCurrent Rating: 2200 + 3412 = 5612 votes 3412

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1133 = 2443 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1133 = 2443 votes 1133

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
2857 Current Rating: 2857 + 2569 = 5426 votesCurrent Rating: 2857 + 2569 = 5426 votes 2569

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
868 Current Rating: 868 + 928 = 1796 votesCurrent Rating: 868 + 928 = 1796 votes 928

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 1218 = 2319 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 1218 = 2319 votes 1218

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
855 Current Rating: 855 + 931 = 1786 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 931 = 1786 votes 931

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
749 Current Rating: 749 + 826 = 1575 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 826 = 1575 votes 826

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
690 Current Rating: 690 + 846 = 1536 votesCurrent Rating: 690 + 846 = 1536 votes 846

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 1406 = 2582 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 1406 = 2582 votes 1406

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1041 = 2155 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1041 = 2155 votes 1041

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
3735 Current Rating: 3735 + 3235 = 6970 votesCurrent Rating: 3735 + 3235 = 6970 votes 3235

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2511 Current Rating: 2511 + 2267 = 4778 votesCurrent Rating: 2511 + 2267 = 4778 votes 2267


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1076 = 2550 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1076 = 2550 votes 1076

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1081 Current Rating: 1081 + 710 = 1791 votesCurrent Rating: 1081 + 710 = 1791 votes 710

[576] 27: What a babe
820 Current Rating: 820 + 784 = 1604 votesCurrent Rating: 820 + 784 = 1604 votes 784

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
770 Current Rating: 770 + 843 = 1613 votesCurrent Rating: 770 + 843 = 1613 votes 843

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
863 Current Rating: 863 + 842 = 1705 votesCurrent Rating: 863 + 842 = 1705 votes 842

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 885 = 2082 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 885 = 2082 votes 885

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4306 Current Rating: 4306 + 4609 = 8915 votesCurrent Rating: 4306 + 4609 = 8915 votes 4609

[571] 20: What is the difference
5776 Current Rating: 5776 + 6010 = 11786 votesCurrent Rating: 5776 + 6010 = 11786 votes 6010

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 937 = 2111 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 937 = 2111 votes 937

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
892 Current Rating: 892 + 973 = 1865 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 973 = 1865 votes 973

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
955 Current Rating: 955 + 883 = 1838 votesCurrent Rating: 955 + 883 = 1838 votes 883

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
717 Current Rating: 717 + 908 = 1625 votesCurrent Rating: 717 + 908 = 1625 votes 908

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
786 Current Rating: 786 + 713 = 1499 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 713 = 1499 votes 713

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 854 = 1948 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 854 = 1948 votes 854

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
798 Current Rating: 798 + 1025 = 1823 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 1025 = 1823 votes 1025

[563] 10: You look terrible
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1053 = 2330 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1053 = 2330 votes 1053

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1518 = 2995 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1518 = 2995 votes 1518






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