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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
13568 Current Rating: 13568 + 15427 = 28995 votesCurrent Rating: 13568 + 15427 = 28995 votes 15427

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3188 = 7030 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3188 = 7030 votes 3188

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
3268 Current Rating: 3268 + 2613 = 5881 votesCurrent Rating: 3268 + 2613 = 5881 votes 2613

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
3495 Current Rating: 3495 + 2758 = 6253 votesCurrent Rating: 3495 + 2758 = 6253 votes 2758

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
4176 Current Rating: 4176 + 5910 = 10086 votesCurrent Rating: 4176 + 5910 = 10086 votes 5910

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
4318 Current Rating: 4318 + 6136 = 10454 votesCurrent Rating: 4318 + 6136 = 10454 votes 6136

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 3074 = 6710 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 3074 = 6710 votes 3074

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
3616 Current Rating: 3616 + 2971 = 6587 votesCurrent Rating: 3616 + 2971 = 6587 votes 2971

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
2989 Current Rating: 2989 + 2149 = 5138 votesCurrent Rating: 2989 + 2149 = 5138 votes 2149

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
3503 Current Rating: 3503 + 2600 = 6103 votesCurrent Rating: 3503 + 2600 = 6103 votes 2600

[783] 7: What now?
3923 Current Rating: 3923 + 3487 = 7410 votesCurrent Rating: 3923 + 3487 = 7410 votes 3487

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
3686 Current Rating: 3686 + 3256 = 6942 votesCurrent Rating: 3686 + 3256 = 6942 votes 3256

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
3665 Current Rating: 3665 + 2882 = 6547 votesCurrent Rating: 3665 + 2882 = 6547 votes 2882

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3382 Current Rating: 3382 + 2684 = 6066 votesCurrent Rating: 3382 + 2684 = 6066 votes 2684

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
3491 Current Rating: 3491 + 3150 = 6641 votesCurrent Rating: 3491 + 3150 = 6641 votes 3150


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
3924 Current Rating: 3924 + 3423 = 7347 votesCurrent Rating: 3924 + 3423 = 7347 votes 3423

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
3478 Current Rating: 3478 + 4130 = 7608 votesCurrent Rating: 3478 + 4130 = 7608 votes 4130

[776] 28: Are you awake?
3672 Current Rating: 3672 + 2931 = 6603 votesCurrent Rating: 3672 + 2931 = 6603 votes 2931

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
3439 Current Rating: 3439 + 3248 = 6687 votesCurrent Rating: 3439 + 3248 = 6687 votes 3248

[774] 26: When I got home last night
3863 Current Rating: 3863 + 3229 = 7092 votesCurrent Rating: 3863 + 3229 = 7092 votes 3229

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
6322 Current Rating: 6322 + 6842 = 13164 votesCurrent Rating: 6322 + 6842 = 13164 votes 6842

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
3424 Current Rating: 3424 + 3100 = 6524 votesCurrent Rating: 3424 + 3100 = 6524 votes 3100

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
3149 Current Rating: 3149 + 2314 = 5463 votesCurrent Rating: 3149 + 2314 = 5463 votes 2314

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
3308 Current Rating: 3308 + 5263 = 8571 votesCurrent Rating: 3308 + 5263 = 8571 votes 5263

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
4082 Current Rating: 4082 + 3728 = 7810 votesCurrent Rating: 4082 + 3728 = 7810 votes 3728

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
3297 Current Rating: 3297 + 2476 = 5773 votesCurrent Rating: 3297 + 2476 = 5773 votes 2476

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
4162 Current Rating: 4162 + 6171 = 10333 votesCurrent Rating: 4162 + 6171 = 10333 votes 6171

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
5185 Current Rating: 5185 + 7341 = 12526 votesCurrent Rating: 5185 + 7341 = 12526 votes 7341

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
3311 Current Rating: 3311 + 2534 = 5845 votesCurrent Rating: 3311 + 2534 = 5845 votes 2534

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
3634 Current Rating: 3634 + 2807 = 6441 votesCurrent Rating: 3634 + 2807 = 6441 votes 2807

[763] 8: Would you love me more
3579 Current Rating: 3579 + 2642 = 6221 votesCurrent Rating: 3579 + 2642 = 6221 votes 2642

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
6064 Current Rating: 6064 + 7260 = 13324 votesCurrent Rating: 6064 + 7260 = 13324 votes 7260

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
3218 Current Rating: 3218 + 2575 = 5793 votesCurrent Rating: 3218 + 2575 = 5793 votes 2575

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
3204 Current Rating: 3204 + 2581 = 5785 votesCurrent Rating: 3204 + 2581 = 5785 votes 2581

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
4106 Current Rating: 4106 + 3747 = 7853 votesCurrent Rating: 4106 + 3747 = 7853 votes 3747

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
3428 Current Rating: 3428 + 3230 = 6658 votesCurrent Rating: 3428 + 3230 = 6658 votes 3230


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
3432 Current Rating: 3432 + 2916 = 6348 votesCurrent Rating: 3432 + 2916 = 6348 votes 2916

[756] 30: Good morning sir
3203 Current Rating: 3203 + 2632 = 5835 votesCurrent Rating: 3203 + 2632 = 5835 votes 2632

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
3691 Current Rating: 3691 + 2950 = 6641 votesCurrent Rating: 3691 + 2950 = 6641 votes 2950

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
4263 Current Rating: 4263 + 3487 = 7750 votesCurrent Rating: 4263 + 3487 = 7750 votes 3487

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
3695 Current Rating: 3695 + 3058 = 6753 votesCurrent Rating: 3695 + 3058 = 6753 votes 3058

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
3863 Current Rating: 3863 + 2896 = 6759 votesCurrent Rating: 3863 + 2896 = 6759 votes 2896

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
3586 Current Rating: 3586 + 2979 = 6565 votesCurrent Rating: 3586 + 2979 = 6565 votes 2979

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 2830 = 6314 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 2830 = 6314 votes 2830

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
3096 Current Rating: 3096 + 2380 = 5476 votesCurrent Rating: 3096 + 2380 = 5476 votes 2380

[748] 18: What are you watching?
4042 Current Rating: 4042 + 3433 = 7475 votesCurrent Rating: 4042 + 3433 = 7475 votes 3433

[747] 17: See you later
4036 Current Rating: 4036 + 3276 = 7312 votesCurrent Rating: 4036 + 3276 = 7312 votes 3276

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
3449 Current Rating: 3449 + 2580 = 6029 votesCurrent Rating: 3449 + 2580 = 6029 votes 2580

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
3969 Current Rating: 3969 + 7363 = 11332 votesCurrent Rating: 3969 + 7363 = 11332 votes 7363

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
33914 Current Rating: 33914 + 36716 = 70630 votesCurrent Rating: 33914 + 36716 = 70630 votes 36716

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
8106 Current Rating: 8106 + 9897 = 18003 votesCurrent Rating: 8106 + 9897 = 18003 votes 9897

[742] 10: You look miserable
3975 Current Rating: 3975 + 3157 = 7132 votesCurrent Rating: 3975 + 3157 = 7132 votes 3157

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
3800 Current Rating: 3800 + 3110 = 6910 votesCurrent Rating: 3800 + 3110 = 6910 votes 3110

[740] 8: What are you reading?
3474 Current Rating: 3474 + 2713 = 6187 votesCurrent Rating: 3474 + 2713 = 6187 votes 2713

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
3831 Current Rating: 3831 + 3236 = 7067 votesCurrent Rating: 3831 + 3236 = 7067 votes 3236

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
3931 Current Rating: 3931 + 3238 = 7169 votesCurrent Rating: 3931 + 3238 = 7169 votes 3238

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
3645 Current Rating: 3645 + 2963 = 6608 votesCurrent Rating: 3645 + 2963 = 6608 votes 2963

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
4939 Current Rating: 4939 + 6591 = 11530 votesCurrent Rating: 4939 + 6591 = 11530 votes 6591

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
19018 Current Rating: 19018 + 20901 = 39919 votesCurrent Rating: 19018 + 20901 = 39919 votes 20901


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
3655 Current Rating: 3655 + 3331 = 6986 votesCurrent Rating: 3655 + 3331 = 6986 votes 3331

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
11356 Current Rating: 11356 + 11833 = 23189 votesCurrent Rating: 11356 + 11833 = 23189 votes 11833

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
3947 Current Rating: 3947 + 3293 = 7240 votesCurrent Rating: 3947 + 3293 = 7240 votes 3293

[731] 21: What have you got there?
4393 Current Rating: 4393 + 3514 = 7907 votesCurrent Rating: 4393 + 3514 = 7907 votes 3514

[730] 20: Where have you been?
19314 Current Rating: 19314 + 20957 = 40271 votesCurrent Rating: 19314 + 20957 = 40271 votes 20957

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
3347 Current Rating: 3347 + 2667 = 6014 votesCurrent Rating: 3347 + 2667 = 6014 votes 2667

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3244 Current Rating: 3244 + 2620 = 5864 votesCurrent Rating: 3244 + 2620 = 5864 votes 2620

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
4683 Current Rating: 4683 + 5242 = 9925 votesCurrent Rating: 4683 + 5242 = 9925 votes 5242

[726] 14: Do you know what
3874 Current Rating: 3874 + 3079 = 6953 votesCurrent Rating: 3874 + 3079 = 6953 votes 3079

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
3743 Current Rating: 3743 + 3053 = 6796 votesCurrent Rating: 3743 + 3053 = 6796 votes 3053

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
3361 Current Rating: 3361 + 2616 = 5977 votesCurrent Rating: 3361 + 2616 = 5977 votes 2616

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
3641 Current Rating: 3641 + 2941 = 6582 votesCurrent Rating: 3641 + 2941 = 6582 votes 2941

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
3443 Current Rating: 3443 + 4388 = 7831 votesCurrent Rating: 3443 + 4388 = 7831 votes 4388

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
3196 Current Rating: 3196 + 2513 = 5709 votesCurrent Rating: 3196 + 2513 = 5709 votes 2513

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
3945 Current Rating: 3945 + 3244 = 7189 votesCurrent Rating: 3945 + 3244 = 7189 votes 3244

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
3252 Current Rating: 3252 + 2985 = 6237 votesCurrent Rating: 3252 + 2985 = 6237 votes 2985

[718] 3: What are you watching?
3260 Current Rating: 3260 + 5154 = 8414 votesCurrent Rating: 3260 + 5154 = 8414 votes 5154


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
3494 Current Rating: 3494 + 3242 = 6736 votesCurrent Rating: 3494 + 3242 = 6736 votes 3242

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
3705 Current Rating: 3705 + 2876 = 6581 votesCurrent Rating: 3705 + 2876 = 6581 votes 2876

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
3204 Current Rating: 3204 + 2220 = 5424 votesCurrent Rating: 3204 + 2220 = 5424 votes 2220

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
3634 Current Rating: 3634 + 2892 = 6526 votesCurrent Rating: 3634 + 2892 = 6526 votes 2892

[713] 27: And now Mom?
3213 Current Rating: 3213 + 2245 = 5458 votesCurrent Rating: 3213 + 2245 = 5458 votes 2245

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
3643 Current Rating: 3643 + 2944 = 6587 votesCurrent Rating: 3643 + 2944 = 6587 votes 2944

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 3758 = 7381 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 3758 = 7381 votes 3758

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
3625 Current Rating: 3625 + 2885 = 6510 votesCurrent Rating: 3625 + 2885 = 6510 votes 2885

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
3593 Current Rating: 3593 + 2916 = 6509 votesCurrent Rating: 3593 + 2916 = 6509 votes 2916

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
3135 Current Rating: 3135 + 2326 = 5461 votesCurrent Rating: 3135 + 2326 = 5461 votes 2326

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
3180 Current Rating: 3180 + 2287 = 5467 votesCurrent Rating: 3180 + 2287 = 5467 votes 2287

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
3702 Current Rating: 3702 + 5416 = 9118 votesCurrent Rating: 3702 + 5416 = 9118 votes 5416

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
3611 Current Rating: 3611 + 3216 = 6827 votesCurrent Rating: 3611 + 3216 = 6827 votes 3216

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
5542 Current Rating: 5542 + 6483 = 12025 votesCurrent Rating: 5542 + 6483 = 12025 votes 6483

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
3994 Current Rating: 3994 + 3269 = 7263 votesCurrent Rating: 3994 + 3269 = 7263 votes 3269

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
3675 Current Rating: 3675 + 3375 = 7050 votesCurrent Rating: 3675 + 3375 = 7050 votes 3375

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
3619 Current Rating: 3619 + 3001 = 6620 votesCurrent Rating: 3619 + 3001 = 6620 votes 3001

[700] 6: There, all finished
4036 Current Rating: 4036 + 3675 = 7711 votesCurrent Rating: 4036 + 3675 = 7711 votes 3675

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
3133 Current Rating: 3133 + 2144 = 5277 votesCurrent Rating: 3133 + 2144 = 5277 votes 2144

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
3492 Current Rating: 3492 + 5469 = 8961 votesCurrent Rating: 3492 + 5469 = 8961 votes 5469

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
3774 Current Rating: 3774 + 2974 = 6748 votesCurrent Rating: 3774 + 2974 = 6748 votes 2974


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
3898 Current Rating: 3898 + 3304 = 7202 votesCurrent Rating: 3898 + 3304 = 7202 votes 3304

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
4002 Current Rating: 4002 + 3638 = 7640 votesCurrent Rating: 4002 + 3638 = 7640 votes 3638

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
4109 Current Rating: 4109 + 3546 = 7655 votesCurrent Rating: 4109 + 3546 = 7655 votes 3546

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
3205 Current Rating: 3205 + 2353 = 5558 votesCurrent Rating: 3205 + 2353 = 5558 votes 2353

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
3804 Current Rating: 3804 + 3138 = 6942 votesCurrent Rating: 3804 + 3138 = 6942 votes 3138

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
3114 Current Rating: 3114 + 2422 = 5536 votesCurrent Rating: 3114 + 2422 = 5536 votes 2422

[690] 23: The papers are signed
5288 Current Rating: 5288 + 6816 = 12104 votesCurrent Rating: 5288 + 6816 = 12104 votes 6816

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
5427 Current Rating: 5427 + 7294 = 12721 votesCurrent Rating: 5427 + 7294 = 12721 votes 7294

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
3746 Current Rating: 3746 + 3243 = 6989 votesCurrent Rating: 3746 + 3243 = 6989 votes 3243

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
3134 Current Rating: 3134 + 2372 = 5506 votesCurrent Rating: 3134 + 2372 = 5506 votes 2372

[686] 17: I have something to confess
3367 Current Rating: 3367 + 2566 = 5933 votesCurrent Rating: 3367 + 2566 = 5933 votes 2566

[685] 16: How your location can change
3634 Current Rating: 3634 + 3093 = 6727 votesCurrent Rating: 3634 + 3093 = 6727 votes 3093

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
3968 Current Rating: 3968 + 3905 = 7873 votesCurrent Rating: 3968 + 3905 = 7873 votes 3905

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
4560 Current Rating: 4560 + 6264 = 10824 votesCurrent Rating: 4560 + 6264 = 10824 votes 6264

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
5159 Current Rating: 5159 + 5168 = 10327 votesCurrent Rating: 5159 + 5168 = 10327 votes 5168

[681] 9: Why does everything
4006 Current Rating: 4006 + 3432 = 7438 votesCurrent Rating: 4006 + 3432 = 7438 votes 3432

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
3424 Current Rating: 3424 + 2482 = 5906 votesCurrent Rating: 3424 + 2482 = 5906 votes 2482

[679] 5: You re late again
3284 Current Rating: 3284 + 2474 = 5758 votesCurrent Rating: 3284 + 2474 = 5758 votes 2474

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
4201 Current Rating: 4201 + 3646 = 7847 votesCurrent Rating: 4201 + 3646 = 7847 votes 3646

[677] 3: What s the difference
3274 Current Rating: 3274 + 2589 = 5863 votesCurrent Rating: 3274 + 2589 = 5863 votes 2589

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
3769 Current Rating: 3769 + 3189 = 6958 votesCurrent Rating: 3769 + 3189 = 6958 votes 3189


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
3166 Current Rating: 3166 + 2417 = 5583 votesCurrent Rating: 3166 + 2417 = 5583 votes 2417

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
3696 Current Rating: 3696 + 3220 = 6916 votesCurrent Rating: 3696 + 3220 = 6916 votes 3220

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
3428 Current Rating: 3428 + 4309 = 7737 votesCurrent Rating: 3428 + 4309 = 7737 votes 4309

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
3220 Current Rating: 3220 + 2909 = 6129 votesCurrent Rating: 3220 + 2909 = 6129 votes 2909

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
3801 Current Rating: 3801 + 3206 = 7007 votesCurrent Rating: 3801 + 3206 = 7007 votes 3206

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
3032 Current Rating: 3032 + 2049 = 5081 votesCurrent Rating: 3032 + 2049 = 5081 votes 2049

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
3608 Current Rating: 3608 + 2843 = 6451 votesCurrent Rating: 3608 + 2843 = 6451 votes 2843

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
3588 Current Rating: 3588 + 4022 = 7610 votesCurrent Rating: 3588 + 4022 = 7610 votes 4022

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
3176 Current Rating: 3176 + 2361 = 5537 votesCurrent Rating: 3176 + 2361 = 5537 votes 2361

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
3141 Current Rating: 3141 + 2416 = 5557 votesCurrent Rating: 3141 + 2416 = 5557 votes 2416

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
3336 Current Rating: 3336 + 2601 = 5937 votesCurrent Rating: 3336 + 2601 = 5937 votes 2601

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
3364 Current Rating: 3364 + 2789 = 6153 votesCurrent Rating: 3364 + 2789 = 6153 votes 2789

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
3407 Current Rating: 3407 + 2908 = 6315 votesCurrent Rating: 3407 + 2908 = 6315 votes 2908

[662] 11: You look miserable
3080 Current Rating: 3080 + 2456 = 5536 votesCurrent Rating: 3080 + 2456 = 5536 votes 2456

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
3733 Current Rating: 3733 + 3445 = 7178 votesCurrent Rating: 3733 + 3445 = 7178 votes 3445

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
3145 Current Rating: 3145 + 2606 = 5751 votesCurrent Rating: 3145 + 2606 = 5751 votes 2606

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
3101 Current Rating: 3101 + 2221 = 5322 votesCurrent Rating: 3101 + 2221 = 5322 votes 2221

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
3611 Current Rating: 3611 + 2911 = 6522 votesCurrent Rating: 3611 + 2911 = 6522 votes 2911

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
3730 Current Rating: 3730 + 2981 = 6711 votesCurrent Rating: 3730 + 2981 = 6711 votes 2981

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
3700 Current Rating: 3700 + 2868 = 6568 votesCurrent Rating: 3700 + 2868 = 6568 votes 2868


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
2949 Current Rating: 2949 + 2149 = 5098 votesCurrent Rating: 2949 + 2149 = 5098 votes 2149

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
3460 Current Rating: 3460 + 2688 = 6148 votesCurrent Rating: 3460 + 2688 = 6148 votes 2688

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 2924 = 6548 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 2924 = 6548 votes 2924

[652] 28: How come men always look
3286 Current Rating: 3286 + 2488 = 5774 votesCurrent Rating: 3286 + 2488 = 5774 votes 2488

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
3690 Current Rating: 3690 + 2916 = 6606 votesCurrent Rating: 3690 + 2916 = 6606 votes 2916

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
3166 Current Rating: 3166 + 4095 = 7261 votesCurrent Rating: 3166 + 4095 = 7261 votes 4095

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
3695 Current Rating: 3695 + 3069 = 6764 votesCurrent Rating: 3695 + 3069 = 6764 votes 3069

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
3174 Current Rating: 3174 + 2294 = 5468 votesCurrent Rating: 3174 + 2294 = 5468 votes 2294

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
3206 Current Rating: 3206 + 2279 = 5485 votesCurrent Rating: 3206 + 2279 = 5485 votes 2279

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
3894 Current Rating: 3894 + 3113 = 7007 votesCurrent Rating: 3894 + 3113 = 7007 votes 3113

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
3466 Current Rating: 3466 + 2522 = 5988 votesCurrent Rating: 3466 + 2522 = 5988 votes 2522

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
3149 Current Rating: 3149 + 2263 = 5412 votesCurrent Rating: 3149 + 2263 = 5412 votes 2263

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
3855 Current Rating: 3855 + 3452 = 7307 votesCurrent Rating: 3855 + 3452 = 7307 votes 3452

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
3155 Current Rating: 3155 + 2347 = 5502 votesCurrent Rating: 3155 + 2347 = 5502 votes 2347

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
3153 Current Rating: 3153 + 2151 = 5304 votesCurrent Rating: 3153 + 2151 = 5304 votes 2151

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
3676 Current Rating: 3676 + 4386 = 8062 votesCurrent Rating: 3676 + 4386 = 8062 votes 4386

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
3540 Current Rating: 3540 + 5364 = 8904 votesCurrent Rating: 3540 + 5364 = 8904 votes 5364

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
3340 Current Rating: 3340 + 2565 = 5905 votesCurrent Rating: 3340 + 2565 = 5905 votes 2565

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
3857 Current Rating: 3857 + 3105 = 6962 votesCurrent Rating: 3857 + 3105 = 6962 votes 3105

[636] 3: When I die
3825 Current Rating: 3825 + 3887 = 7712 votesCurrent Rating: 3825 + 3887 = 7712 votes 3887

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
3490 Current Rating: 3490 + 2699 = 6189 votesCurrent Rating: 3490 + 2699 = 6189 votes 2699


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
3074 Current Rating: 3074 + 2416 = 5490 votesCurrent Rating: 3074 + 2416 = 5490 votes 2416

[633] 25: You are looking good
3300 Current Rating: 3300 + 2539 = 5839 votesCurrent Rating: 3300 + 2539 = 5839 votes 2539

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
4069 Current Rating: 4069 + 3512 = 7581 votesCurrent Rating: 4069 + 3512 = 7581 votes 3512

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
3051 Current Rating: 3051 + 2341 = 5392 votesCurrent Rating: 3051 + 2341 = 5392 votes 2341

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
3501 Current Rating: 3501 + 3018 = 6519 votesCurrent Rating: 3501 + 3018 = 6519 votes 3018

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
3421 Current Rating: 3421 + 2585 = 6006 votesCurrent Rating: 3421 + 2585 = 6006 votes 2585

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
3662 Current Rating: 3662 + 2912 = 6574 votesCurrent Rating: 3662 + 2912 = 6574 votes 2912

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
3019 Current Rating: 3019 + 2335 = 5354 votesCurrent Rating: 3019 + 2335 = 5354 votes 2335

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
3980 Current Rating: 3980 + 3652 = 7632 votesCurrent Rating: 3980 + 3652 = 7632 votes 3652

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
3681 Current Rating: 3681 + 3199 = 6880 votesCurrent Rating: 3681 + 3199 = 6880 votes 3199

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
3471 Current Rating: 3471 + 2852 = 6323 votesCurrent Rating: 3471 + 2852 = 6323 votes 2852

[623] 11: What is the difference
3922 Current Rating: 3922 + 3437 = 7359 votesCurrent Rating: 3922 + 3437 = 7359 votes 3437

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
3254 Current Rating: 3254 + 2461 = 5715 votesCurrent Rating: 3254 + 2461 = 5715 votes 2461

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
3737 Current Rating: 3737 + 3061 = 6798 votesCurrent Rating: 3737 + 3061 = 6798 votes 3061

[620] 3: Hey big boy
3498 Current Rating: 3498 + 2791 = 6289 votesCurrent Rating: 3498 + 2791 = 6289 votes 2791

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
3057 Current Rating: 3057 + 2227 = 5284 votesCurrent Rating: 3057 + 2227 = 5284 votes 2227


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
3255 Current Rating: 3255 + 2867 = 6122 votesCurrent Rating: 3255 + 2867 = 6122 votes 2867

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
3061 Current Rating: 3061 + 2360 = 5421 votesCurrent Rating: 3061 + 2360 = 5421 votes 2360

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
3529 Current Rating: 3529 + 3121 = 6650 votesCurrent Rating: 3529 + 3121 = 6650 votes 3121

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
3478 Current Rating: 3478 + 2806 = 6284 votesCurrent Rating: 3478 + 2806 = 6284 votes 2806

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
3941 Current Rating: 3941 + 3370 = 7311 votesCurrent Rating: 3941 + 3370 = 7311 votes 3370

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
3553 Current Rating: 3553 + 2921 = 6474 votesCurrent Rating: 3553 + 2921 = 6474 votes 2921

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
4448 Current Rating: 4448 + 3630 = 8078 votesCurrent Rating: 4448 + 3630 = 8078 votes 3630

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
3180 Current Rating: 3180 + 2233 = 5413 votesCurrent Rating: 3180 + 2233 = 5413 votes 2233

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
3738 Current Rating: 3738 + 3065 = 6803 votesCurrent Rating: 3738 + 3065 = 6803 votes 3065

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
2941 Current Rating: 2941 + 1957 = 4898 votesCurrent Rating: 2941 + 1957 = 4898 votes 1957

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
3140 Current Rating: 3140 + 2576 = 5716 votesCurrent Rating: 3140 + 2576 = 5716 votes 2576

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
3581 Current Rating: 3581 + 2700 = 6281 votesCurrent Rating: 3581 + 2700 = 6281 votes 2700

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
3329 Current Rating: 3329 + 5296 = 8625 votesCurrent Rating: 3329 + 5296 = 8625 votes 5296

[605] 12: When I was at school
4494 Current Rating: 4494 + 3733 = 8227 votesCurrent Rating: 4494 + 3733 = 8227 votes 3733

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
3411 Current Rating: 3411 + 2952 = 6363 votesCurrent Rating: 3411 + 2952 = 6363 votes 2952

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
2824 Current Rating: 2824 + 1995 = 4819 votesCurrent Rating: 2824 + 1995 = 4819 votes 1995

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
3677 Current Rating: 3677 + 3108 = 6785 votesCurrent Rating: 3677 + 3108 = 6785 votes 3108

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
3170 Current Rating: 3170 + 2414 = 5584 votesCurrent Rating: 3170 + 2414 = 5584 votes 2414

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
3209 Current Rating: 3209 + 2380 = 5589 votesCurrent Rating: 3209 + 2380 = 5589 votes 2380


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
3444 Current Rating: 3444 + 2592 = 6036 votesCurrent Rating: 3444 + 2592 = 6036 votes 2592

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
3436 Current Rating: 3436 + 2652 = 6088 votesCurrent Rating: 3436 + 2652 = 6088 votes 2652

[597] 27: I want a divorce
6609 Current Rating: 6609 + 7599 = 14208 votesCurrent Rating: 6609 + 7599 = 14208 votes 7599

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
3947 Current Rating: 3947 + 3055 = 7002 votesCurrent Rating: 3947 + 3055 = 7002 votes 3055

[595] 23: You know some women
3453 Current Rating: 3453 + 2506 = 5959 votesCurrent Rating: 3453 + 2506 = 5959 votes 2506

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
5601 Current Rating: 5601 + 8496 = 14097 votesCurrent Rating: 5601 + 8496 = 14097 votes 8496

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
4330 Current Rating: 4330 + 6217 = 10547 votesCurrent Rating: 4330 + 6217 = 10547 votes 6217

[592] 20: So it is girls night
3509 Current Rating: 3509 + 4486 = 7995 votesCurrent Rating: 3509 + 4486 = 7995 votes 4486

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
3293 Current Rating: 3293 + 2630 = 5923 votesCurrent Rating: 3293 + 2630 = 5923 votes 2630

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
3978 Current Rating: 3978 + 4750 = 8728 votesCurrent Rating: 3978 + 4750 = 8728 votes 4750

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
3872 Current Rating: 3872 + 3113 = 6985 votesCurrent Rating: 3872 + 3113 = 6985 votes 3113

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
4980 Current Rating: 4980 + 4250 = 9230 votesCurrent Rating: 4980 + 4250 = 9230 votes 4250

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
4046 Current Rating: 4046 + 3601 = 7647 votesCurrent Rating: 4046 + 3601 = 7647 votes 3601

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
3366 Current Rating: 3366 + 2761 = 6127 votesCurrent Rating: 3366 + 2761 = 6127 votes 2761

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
3656 Current Rating: 3656 + 2929 = 6585 votesCurrent Rating: 3656 + 2929 = 6585 votes 2929

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
3038 Current Rating: 3038 + 2347 = 5385 votesCurrent Rating: 3038 + 2347 = 5385 votes 2347

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
3184 Current Rating: 3184 + 2471 = 5655 votesCurrent Rating: 3184 + 2471 = 5655 votes 2471

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
3727 Current Rating: 3727 + 3475 = 7202 votesCurrent Rating: 3727 + 3475 = 7202 votes 3475

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
3214 Current Rating: 3214 + 2481 = 5695 votesCurrent Rating: 3214 + 2481 = 5695 votes 2481

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
7006 Current Rating: 7006 + 9501 = 16507 votesCurrent Rating: 7006 + 9501 = 16507 votes 9501

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
4724 Current Rating: 4724 + 3991 = 8715 votesCurrent Rating: 4724 + 3991 = 8715 votes 3991


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
3912 Current Rating: 3912 + 2986 = 6898 votesCurrent Rating: 3912 + 2986 = 6898 votes 2986

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
3233 Current Rating: 3233 + 4164 = 7397 votesCurrent Rating: 3233 + 4164 = 7397 votes 4164

[576] 27: What a babe
3580 Current Rating: 3580 + 2716 = 6296 votesCurrent Rating: 3580 + 2716 = 6296 votes 2716

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
2878 Current Rating: 2878 + 2051 = 4929 votesCurrent Rating: 2878 + 2051 = 4929 votes 2051

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
3325 Current Rating: 3325 + 2543 = 5868 votesCurrent Rating: 3325 + 2543 = 5868 votes 2543

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
3005 Current Rating: 3005 + 2053 = 5058 votesCurrent Rating: 3005 + 2053 = 5058 votes 2053

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
6302 Current Rating: 6302 + 6196 = 12498 votesCurrent Rating: 6302 + 6196 = 12498 votes 6196

[571] 20: What is the difference
7651 Current Rating: 7651 + 7330 = 14981 votesCurrent Rating: 7651 + 7330 = 14981 votes 7330

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
3206 Current Rating: 3206 + 5082 = 8288 votesCurrent Rating: 3206 + 5082 = 8288 votes 5082

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 3169 = 6998 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 3169 = 6998 votes 3169

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
3209 Current Rating: 3209 + 2264 = 5473 votesCurrent Rating: 3209 + 2264 = 5473 votes 2264

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
3253 Current Rating: 3253 + 2656 = 5909 votesCurrent Rating: 3253 + 2656 = 5909 votes 2656

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
3601 Current Rating: 3601 + 2724 = 6325 votesCurrent Rating: 3601 + 2724 = 6325 votes 2724

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
3969 Current Rating: 3969 + 5777 = 9746 votesCurrent Rating: 3969 + 5777 = 9746 votes 5777

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
3539 Current Rating: 3539 + 3065 = 6604 votesCurrent Rating: 3539 + 3065 = 6604 votes 3065

[563] 10: You look terrible
4116 Current Rating: 4116 + 5082 = 9198 votesCurrent Rating: 4116 + 5082 = 9198 votes 5082

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
3345 Current Rating: 3345 + 2830 = 6175 votesCurrent Rating: 3345 + 2830 = 6175 votes 2830






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