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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
17488 Current Rating: 17488 + 19218 = 36706 votesCurrent Rating: 17488 + 19218 = 36706 votes 19218

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
6666 Current Rating: 6666 + 5778 = 12444 votesCurrent Rating: 6666 + 5778 = 12444 votes 5778

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
6425 Current Rating: 6425 + 5499 = 11924 votesCurrent Rating: 6425 + 5499 = 11924 votes 5499

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
6386 Current Rating: 6386 + 5344 = 11730 votesCurrent Rating: 6386 + 5344 = 11730 votes 5344

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
8766 Current Rating: 8766 + 10415 = 19181 votesCurrent Rating: 8766 + 10415 = 19181 votes 10415

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
7498 Current Rating: 7498 + 9145 = 16643 votesCurrent Rating: 7498 + 9145 = 16643 votes 9145

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
6848 Current Rating: 6848 + 6081 = 12929 votesCurrent Rating: 6848 + 6081 = 12929 votes 6081

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
15324 Current Rating: 15324 + 18037 = 33361 votesCurrent Rating: 15324 + 18037 = 33361 votes 18037

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
6050 Current Rating: 6050 + 5041 = 11091 votesCurrent Rating: 6050 + 5041 = 11091 votes 5041

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
6672 Current Rating: 6672 + 5586 = 12258 votesCurrent Rating: 6672 + 5586 = 12258 votes 5586

[783] 7: What now?
7873 Current Rating: 7873 + 7165 = 15038 votesCurrent Rating: 7873 + 7165 = 15038 votes 7165

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
7502 Current Rating: 7502 + 6903 = 14405 votesCurrent Rating: 7502 + 6903 = 14405 votes 6903

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
7381 Current Rating: 7381 + 6477 = 13858 votesCurrent Rating: 7381 + 6477 = 13858 votes 6477

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
6662 Current Rating: 6662 + 5849 = 12511 votesCurrent Rating: 6662 + 5849 = 12511 votes 5849

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
6222 Current Rating: 6222 + 5654 = 11876 votesCurrent Rating: 6222 + 5654 = 11876 votes 5654


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
7527 Current Rating: 7527 + 6821 = 14348 votesCurrent Rating: 7527 + 6821 = 14348 votes 6821

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
6494 Current Rating: 6494 + 6997 = 13491 votesCurrent Rating: 6494 + 6997 = 13491 votes 6997

[776] 28: Are you awake?
7226 Current Rating: 7226 + 6271 = 13497 votesCurrent Rating: 7226 + 6271 = 13497 votes 6271

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
6538 Current Rating: 6538 + 6068 = 12606 votesCurrent Rating: 6538 + 6068 = 12606 votes 6068

[774] 26: When I got home last night
7060 Current Rating: 7060 + 6119 = 13179 votesCurrent Rating: 7060 + 6119 = 13179 votes 6119

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
9875 Current Rating: 9875 + 10276 = 20151 votesCurrent Rating: 9875 + 10276 = 20151 votes 10276

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
6328 Current Rating: 6328 + 5828 = 12156 votesCurrent Rating: 6328 + 5828 = 12156 votes 5828

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
5916 Current Rating: 5916 + 4781 = 10697 votesCurrent Rating: 5916 + 4781 = 10697 votes 4781

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
6319 Current Rating: 6319 + 8052 = 14371 votesCurrent Rating: 6319 + 8052 = 14371 votes 8052

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
7623 Current Rating: 7623 + 7157 = 14780 votesCurrent Rating: 7623 + 7157 = 14780 votes 7157

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
7638 Current Rating: 7638 + 6687 = 14325 votesCurrent Rating: 7638 + 6687 = 14325 votes 6687

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
8696 Current Rating: 8696 + 10225 = 18921 votesCurrent Rating: 8696 + 10225 = 18921 votes 10225

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
9311 Current Rating: 9311 + 11196 = 20507 votesCurrent Rating: 9311 + 11196 = 20507 votes 11196

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
6596 Current Rating: 6596 + 5565 = 12161 votesCurrent Rating: 6596 + 5565 = 12161 votes 5565

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
7006 Current Rating: 7006 + 5910 = 12916 votesCurrent Rating: 7006 + 5910 = 12916 votes 5910

[763] 8: Would you love me more
7212 Current Rating: 7212 + 7086 = 14298 votesCurrent Rating: 7212 + 7086 = 14298 votes 7086

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
10567 Current Rating: 10567 + 12077 = 22644 votesCurrent Rating: 10567 + 12077 = 22644 votes 12077

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
6937 Current Rating: 6937 + 6094 = 13031 votesCurrent Rating: 6937 + 6094 = 13031 votes 6094

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
6108 Current Rating: 6108 + 5204 = 11312 votesCurrent Rating: 6108 + 5204 = 11312 votes 5204

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
7766 Current Rating: 7766 + 7175 = 14941 votesCurrent Rating: 7766 + 7175 = 14941 votes 7175

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
6310 Current Rating: 6310 + 5819 = 12129 votesCurrent Rating: 6310 + 5819 = 12129 votes 5819


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
6402 Current Rating: 6402 + 5740 = 12142 votesCurrent Rating: 6402 + 5740 = 12142 votes 5740

[756] 30: Good morning sir
6764 Current Rating: 6764 + 6022 = 12786 votesCurrent Rating: 6764 + 6022 = 12786 votes 6022

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
7291 Current Rating: 7291 + 6326 = 13617 votesCurrent Rating: 7291 + 6326 = 13617 votes 6326

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
8390 Current Rating: 8390 + 7564 = 15954 votesCurrent Rating: 8390 + 7564 = 15954 votes 7564

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
7452 Current Rating: 7452 + 6615 = 14067 votesCurrent Rating: 7452 + 6615 = 14067 votes 6615

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
7180 Current Rating: 7180 + 7093 = 14273 votesCurrent Rating: 7180 + 7093 = 14273 votes 7093

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
6753 Current Rating: 6753 + 5840 = 12593 votesCurrent Rating: 6753 + 5840 = 12593 votes 5840

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
6951 Current Rating: 6951 + 6190 = 13141 votesCurrent Rating: 6951 + 6190 = 13141 votes 6190

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
6905 Current Rating: 6905 + 5880 = 12785 votesCurrent Rating: 6905 + 5880 = 12785 votes 5880

[748] 18: What are you watching?
8183 Current Rating: 8183 + 7269 = 15452 votesCurrent Rating: 8183 + 7269 = 15452 votes 7269

[747] 17: See you later
8242 Current Rating: 8242 + 7255 = 15497 votesCurrent Rating: 8242 + 7255 = 15497 votes 7255

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
6664 Current Rating: 6664 + 5487 = 12151 votesCurrent Rating: 6664 + 5487 = 12151 votes 5487

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
6666 Current Rating: 6666 + 9887 = 16553 votesCurrent Rating: 6666 + 9887 = 16553 votes 9887

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
37635 Current Rating: 37635 + 40259 = 77894 votesCurrent Rating: 37635 + 40259 = 77894 votes 40259

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
11587 Current Rating: 11587 + 15222 = 26809 votesCurrent Rating: 11587 + 15222 = 26809 votes 15222

[742] 10: You look miserable
7222 Current Rating: 7222 + 6186 = 13408 votesCurrent Rating: 7222 + 6186 = 13408 votes 6186

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
7327 Current Rating: 7327 + 6454 = 13781 votesCurrent Rating: 7327 + 6454 = 13781 votes 6454

[740] 8: What are you reading?
6648 Current Rating: 6648 + 5749 = 12397 votesCurrent Rating: 6648 + 5749 = 12397 votes 5749

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
7364 Current Rating: 7364 + 6531 = 13895 votesCurrent Rating: 7364 + 6531 = 13895 votes 6531

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
8101 Current Rating: 8101 + 7127 = 15228 votesCurrent Rating: 8101 + 7127 = 15228 votes 7127

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
6191 Current Rating: 6191 + 5257 = 11448 votesCurrent Rating: 6191 + 5257 = 11448 votes 5257

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
7794 Current Rating: 7794 + 9199 = 16993 votesCurrent Rating: 7794 + 9199 = 16993 votes 9199

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
23041 Current Rating: 23041 + 24534 = 47575 votesCurrent Rating: 23041 + 24534 = 47575 votes 24534


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
6934 Current Rating: 6934 + 6341 = 13275 votesCurrent Rating: 6934 + 6341 = 13275 votes 6341

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
14577 Current Rating: 14577 + 15035 = 29612 votesCurrent Rating: 14577 + 15035 = 29612 votes 15035

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
7702 Current Rating: 7702 + 7464 = 15166 votesCurrent Rating: 7702 + 7464 = 15166 votes 7464

[731] 21: What have you got there?
7742 Current Rating: 7742 + 6700 = 14442 votesCurrent Rating: 7742 + 6700 = 14442 votes 6700

[730] 20: Where have you been?
23079 Current Rating: 23079 + 24546 = 47625 votesCurrent Rating: 23079 + 24546 = 47625 votes 24546

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
6532 Current Rating: 6532 + 5905 = 12437 votesCurrent Rating: 6532 + 5905 = 12437 votes 5905

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
6336 Current Rating: 6336 + 5429 = 11765 votesCurrent Rating: 6336 + 5429 = 11765 votes 5429

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
7241 Current Rating: 7241 + 7615 = 14856 votesCurrent Rating: 7241 + 7615 = 14856 votes 7615

[726] 14: Do you know what
7359 Current Rating: 7359 + 6342 = 13701 votesCurrent Rating: 7359 + 6342 = 13701 votes 6342

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
7010 Current Rating: 7010 + 6219 = 13229 votesCurrent Rating: 7010 + 6219 = 13229 votes 6219

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
6570 Current Rating: 6570 + 5688 = 12258 votesCurrent Rating: 6570 + 5688 = 12258 votes 5688

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
7982 Current Rating: 7982 + 8673 = 16655 votesCurrent Rating: 7982 + 8673 = 16655 votes 8673

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
6209 Current Rating: 6209 + 6896 = 13105 votesCurrent Rating: 6209 + 6896 = 13105 votes 6896

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
7704 Current Rating: 7704 + 7249 = 14953 votesCurrent Rating: 7704 + 7249 = 14953 votes 7249

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
7539 Current Rating: 7539 + 6533 = 14072 votesCurrent Rating: 7539 + 6533 = 14072 votes 6533

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
6229 Current Rating: 6229 + 5780 = 12009 votesCurrent Rating: 6229 + 5780 = 12009 votes 5780

[718] 3: What are you watching?
6624 Current Rating: 6624 + 8252 = 14876 votesCurrent Rating: 6624 + 8252 = 14876 votes 8252


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
6907 Current Rating: 6907 + 6467 = 13374 votesCurrent Rating: 6907 + 6467 = 13374 votes 6467

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
6980 Current Rating: 6980 + 5928 = 12908 votesCurrent Rating: 6980 + 5928 = 12908 votes 5928

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
5948 Current Rating: 5948 + 6829 = 12777 votesCurrent Rating: 5948 + 6829 = 12777 votes 6829

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
6814 Current Rating: 6814 + 5888 = 12702 votesCurrent Rating: 6814 + 5888 = 12702 votes 5888

[713] 27: And now Mom?
6246 Current Rating: 6246 + 7259 = 13505 votesCurrent Rating: 6246 + 7259 = 13505 votes 7259

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
6858 Current Rating: 6858 + 5921 = 12779 votesCurrent Rating: 6858 + 5921 = 12779 votes 5921

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
6894 Current Rating: 6894 + 6846 = 13740 votesCurrent Rating: 6894 + 6846 = 13740 votes 6846

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
7344 Current Rating: 7344 + 6373 = 13717 votesCurrent Rating: 7344 + 6373 = 13717 votes 6373

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
6935 Current Rating: 6935 + 6110 = 13045 votesCurrent Rating: 6935 + 6110 = 13045 votes 6110

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
5979 Current Rating: 5979 + 4910 = 10889 votesCurrent Rating: 5979 + 4910 = 10889 votes 4910

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
6344 Current Rating: 6344 + 5282 = 11626 votesCurrent Rating: 6344 + 5282 = 11626 votes 5282

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
6858 Current Rating: 6858 + 8340 = 15198 votesCurrent Rating: 6858 + 8340 = 15198 votes 8340

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
6846 Current Rating: 6846 + 6333 = 13179 votesCurrent Rating: 6846 + 6333 = 13179 votes 6333

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
8607 Current Rating: 8607 + 9478 = 18085 votesCurrent Rating: 8607 + 9478 = 18085 votes 9478

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
7813 Current Rating: 7813 + 6905 = 14718 votesCurrent Rating: 7813 + 6905 = 14718 votes 6905

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
6816 Current Rating: 6816 + 6277 = 13093 votesCurrent Rating: 6816 + 6277 = 13093 votes 6277

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
7200 Current Rating: 7200 + 6382 = 13582 votesCurrent Rating: 7200 + 6382 = 13582 votes 6382

[700] 6: There, all finished
7917 Current Rating: 7917 + 8366 = 16283 votesCurrent Rating: 7917 + 8366 = 16283 votes 8366

[699] 3: There, all finished
12608 Current Rating: 12608 + 14381 = 26989 votesCurrent Rating: 12608 + 14381 = 26989 votes 14381

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
6779 Current Rating: 6779 + 8554 = 15333 votesCurrent Rating: 6779 + 8554 = 15333 votes 8554

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
6969 Current Rating: 6969 + 6027 = 12996 votesCurrent Rating: 6969 + 6027 = 12996 votes 6027


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
7631 Current Rating: 7631 + 6894 = 14525 votesCurrent Rating: 7631 + 6894 = 14525 votes 6894

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
8270 Current Rating: 8270 + 7865 = 16135 votesCurrent Rating: 8270 + 7865 = 16135 votes 7865

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
8159 Current Rating: 8159 + 7337 = 15496 votesCurrent Rating: 8159 + 7337 = 15496 votes 7337

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
6769 Current Rating: 6769 + 5617 = 12386 votesCurrent Rating: 6769 + 5617 = 12386 votes 5617

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
7059 Current Rating: 7059 + 6160 = 13219 votesCurrent Rating: 7059 + 6160 = 13219 votes 6160

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
5793 Current Rating: 5793 + 4879 = 10672 votesCurrent Rating: 5793 + 4879 = 10672 votes 4879

[690] 23: The papers are signed
8114 Current Rating: 8114 + 9282 = 17396 votesCurrent Rating: 8114 + 9282 = 17396 votes 9282

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
8043 Current Rating: 8043 + 9600 = 17643 votesCurrent Rating: 8043 + 9600 = 17643 votes 9600

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
7375 Current Rating: 7375 + 6734 = 14109 votesCurrent Rating: 7375 + 6734 = 14109 votes 6734

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
5993 Current Rating: 5993 + 4893 = 10886 votesCurrent Rating: 5993 + 4893 = 10886 votes 4893

[686] 17: I have something to confess
6545 Current Rating: 6545 + 5528 = 12073 votesCurrent Rating: 6545 + 5528 = 12073 votes 5528

[685] 16: How your location can change
6889 Current Rating: 6889 + 6117 = 13006 votesCurrent Rating: 6889 + 6117 = 13006 votes 6117

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
7287 Current Rating: 7287 + 7129 = 14416 votesCurrent Rating: 7287 + 7129 = 14416 votes 7129

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
8259 Current Rating: 8259 + 9820 = 18079 votesCurrent Rating: 8259 + 9820 = 18079 votes 9820

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
8558 Current Rating: 8558 + 8264 = 16822 votesCurrent Rating: 8558 + 8264 = 16822 votes 8264

[681] 9: Why does everything
8045 Current Rating: 8045 + 7371 = 15416 votesCurrent Rating: 8045 + 7371 = 15416 votes 7371

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
6008 Current Rating: 6008 + 5794 = 11802 votesCurrent Rating: 6008 + 5794 = 11802 votes 5794

[679] 5: You re late again
18842 Current Rating: 18842 + 21734 = 40576 votesCurrent Rating: 18842 + 21734 = 40576 votes 21734

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
11700 Current Rating: 11700 + 12648 = 24348 votesCurrent Rating: 11700 + 12648 = 24348 votes 12648

[677] 3: What s the difference
6420 Current Rating: 6420 + 5343 = 11763 votesCurrent Rating: 6420 + 5343 = 11763 votes 5343

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
7305 Current Rating: 7305 + 6480 = 13785 votesCurrent Rating: 7305 + 6480 = 13785 votes 6480


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
6205 Current Rating: 6205 + 5242 = 11447 votesCurrent Rating: 6205 + 5242 = 11447 votes 5242

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
7044 Current Rating: 7044 + 6460 = 13504 votesCurrent Rating: 7044 + 6460 = 13504 votes 6460

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
6605 Current Rating: 6605 + 7312 = 13917 votesCurrent Rating: 6605 + 7312 = 13917 votes 7312

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
8318 Current Rating: 8318 + 7403 = 15721 votesCurrent Rating: 8318 + 7403 = 15721 votes 7403

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
8053 Current Rating: 8053 + 7606 = 15659 votesCurrent Rating: 8053 + 7606 = 15659 votes 7606

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
5537 Current Rating: 5537 + 6487 = 12024 votesCurrent Rating: 5537 + 6487 = 12024 votes 6487

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
6802 Current Rating: 6802 + 5861 = 12663 votesCurrent Rating: 6802 + 5861 = 12663 votes 5861

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
6886 Current Rating: 6886 + 7088 = 13974 votesCurrent Rating: 6886 + 7088 = 13974 votes 7088

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
5907 Current Rating: 5907 + 4896 = 10803 votesCurrent Rating: 5907 + 4896 = 10803 votes 4896

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
6555 Current Rating: 6555 + 5515 = 12070 votesCurrent Rating: 6555 + 5515 = 12070 votes 5515

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
6392 Current Rating: 6392 + 5424 = 11816 votesCurrent Rating: 6392 + 5424 = 11816 votes 5424

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
6474 Current Rating: 6474 + 5658 = 12132 votesCurrent Rating: 6474 + 5658 = 12132 votes 5658

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
6924 Current Rating: 6924 + 6224 = 13148 votesCurrent Rating: 6924 + 6224 = 13148 votes 6224

[662] 11: You look miserable
5624 Current Rating: 5624 + 4726 = 10350 votesCurrent Rating: 5624 + 4726 = 10350 votes 4726

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
7293 Current Rating: 7293 + 6801 = 14094 votesCurrent Rating: 7293 + 6801 = 14094 votes 6801

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
6016 Current Rating: 6016 + 5182 = 11198 votesCurrent Rating: 6016 + 5182 = 11198 votes 5182

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
5902 Current Rating: 5902 + 6313 = 12215 votesCurrent Rating: 5902 + 6313 = 12215 votes 6313

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
7102 Current Rating: 7102 + 6248 = 13350 votesCurrent Rating: 7102 + 6248 = 13350 votes 6248

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
7094 Current Rating: 7094 + 6032 = 13126 votesCurrent Rating: 7094 + 6032 = 13126 votes 6032

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
7983 Current Rating: 7983 + 7014 = 14997 votesCurrent Rating: 7983 + 7014 = 14997 votes 7014


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
5818 Current Rating: 5818 + 4689 = 10507 votesCurrent Rating: 5818 + 4689 = 10507 votes 4689

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
7025 Current Rating: 7025 + 5932 = 12957 votesCurrent Rating: 7025 + 5932 = 12957 votes 5932

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
6983 Current Rating: 6983 + 5982 = 12965 votesCurrent Rating: 6983 + 5982 = 12965 votes 5982

[652] 28: How come men always look
6011 Current Rating: 6011 + 5080 = 11091 votesCurrent Rating: 6011 + 5080 = 11091 votes 5080

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
6946 Current Rating: 6946 + 6171 = 13117 votesCurrent Rating: 6946 + 6171 = 13117 votes 6171

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
5961 Current Rating: 5961 + 6689 = 12650 votesCurrent Rating: 5961 + 6689 = 12650 votes 6689

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
7259 Current Rating: 7259 + 6426 = 13685 votesCurrent Rating: 7259 + 6426 = 13685 votes 6426

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
6023 Current Rating: 6023 + 6141 = 12164 votesCurrent Rating: 6023 + 6141 = 12164 votes 6141

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
6137 Current Rating: 6137 + 5015 = 11152 votesCurrent Rating: 6137 + 5015 = 11152 votes 5015

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
7834 Current Rating: 7834 + 6869 = 14703 votesCurrent Rating: 7834 + 6869 = 14703 votes 6869

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
6807 Current Rating: 6807 + 6611 = 13418 votesCurrent Rating: 6807 + 6611 = 13418 votes 6611

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
5837 Current Rating: 5837 + 4731 = 10568 votesCurrent Rating: 5837 + 4731 = 10568 votes 4731

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
7647 Current Rating: 7647 + 7173 = 14820 votesCurrent Rating: 7647 + 7173 = 14820 votes 7173

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
6884 Current Rating: 6884 + 5792 = 12676 votesCurrent Rating: 6884 + 5792 = 12676 votes 5792

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
6370 Current Rating: 6370 + 6210 = 12580 votesCurrent Rating: 6370 + 6210 = 12580 votes 6210

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
6829 Current Rating: 6829 + 7325 = 14154 votesCurrent Rating: 6829 + 7325 = 14154 votes 7325

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
6485 Current Rating: 6485 + 8039 = 14524 votesCurrent Rating: 6485 + 8039 = 14524 votes 8039

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
5843 Current Rating: 5843 + 4840 = 10683 votesCurrent Rating: 5843 + 4840 = 10683 votes 4840

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
7395 Current Rating: 7395 + 7495 = 14890 votesCurrent Rating: 7395 + 7495 = 14890 votes 7495

[636] 3: When I die
8684 Current Rating: 8684 + 8554 = 17238 votesCurrent Rating: 8684 + 8554 = 17238 votes 8554

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
6847 Current Rating: 6847 + 5709 = 12556 votesCurrent Rating: 6847 + 5709 = 12556 votes 5709


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
5660 Current Rating: 5660 + 4633 = 10293 votesCurrent Rating: 5660 + 4633 = 10293 votes 4633

[633] 25: You are looking good
6459 Current Rating: 6459 + 5342 = 11801 votesCurrent Rating: 6459 + 5342 = 11801 votes 5342

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
7859 Current Rating: 7859 + 7040 = 14899 votesCurrent Rating: 7859 + 7040 = 14899 votes 7040

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
5651 Current Rating: 5651 + 4734 = 10385 votesCurrent Rating: 5651 + 4734 = 10385 votes 4734

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
6948 Current Rating: 6948 + 6285 = 13233 votesCurrent Rating: 6948 + 6285 = 13233 votes 6285

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
6591 Current Rating: 6591 + 5583 = 12174 votesCurrent Rating: 6591 + 5583 = 12174 votes 5583

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
6753 Current Rating: 6753 + 5708 = 12461 votesCurrent Rating: 6753 + 5708 = 12461 votes 5708

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
5683 Current Rating: 5683 + 4765 = 10448 votesCurrent Rating: 5683 + 4765 = 10448 votes 4765

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
7950 Current Rating: 7950 + 7408 = 15358 votesCurrent Rating: 7950 + 7408 = 15358 votes 7408

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
6799 Current Rating: 6799 + 6149 = 12948 votesCurrent Rating: 6799 + 6149 = 12948 votes 6149

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
6747 Current Rating: 6747 + 6097 = 12844 votesCurrent Rating: 6747 + 6097 = 12844 votes 6097

[623] 11: What is the difference
7894 Current Rating: 7894 + 7131 = 15025 votesCurrent Rating: 7894 + 7131 = 15025 votes 7131

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
6869 Current Rating: 6869 + 5750 = 12619 votesCurrent Rating: 6869 + 5750 = 12619 votes 5750

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
7043 Current Rating: 7043 + 6283 = 13326 votesCurrent Rating: 7043 + 6283 = 13326 votes 6283

[620] 3: Hey big boy
6663 Current Rating: 6663 + 5742 = 12405 votesCurrent Rating: 6663 + 5742 = 12405 votes 5742

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
5655 Current Rating: 5655 + 4595 = 10250 votesCurrent Rating: 5655 + 4595 = 10250 votes 4595


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
6050 Current Rating: 6050 + 5463 = 11513 votesCurrent Rating: 6050 + 5463 = 11513 votes 5463

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
6561 Current Rating: 6561 + 5754 = 12315 votesCurrent Rating: 6561 + 5754 = 12315 votes 5754

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
6785 Current Rating: 6785 + 6088 = 12873 votesCurrent Rating: 6785 + 6088 = 12873 votes 6088

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
7328 Current Rating: 7328 + 6497 = 13825 votesCurrent Rating: 7328 + 6497 = 13825 votes 6497

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
7228 Current Rating: 7228 + 6558 = 13786 votesCurrent Rating: 7228 + 6558 = 13786 votes 6558

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
7302 Current Rating: 7302 + 6445 = 13747 votesCurrent Rating: 7302 + 6445 = 13747 votes 6445

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
7648 Current Rating: 7648 + 6645 = 14293 votesCurrent Rating: 7648 + 6645 = 14293 votes 6645

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
6009 Current Rating: 6009 + 5717 = 11726 votesCurrent Rating: 6009 + 5717 = 11726 votes 5717

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
6986 Current Rating: 6986 + 6908 = 13894 votesCurrent Rating: 6986 + 6908 = 13894 votes 6908

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
5962 Current Rating: 5962 + 5983 = 11945 votesCurrent Rating: 5962 + 5983 = 11945 votes 5983

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
6699 Current Rating: 6699 + 6075 = 12774 votesCurrent Rating: 6699 + 6075 = 12774 votes 6075

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
6853 Current Rating: 6853 + 5735 = 12588 votesCurrent Rating: 6853 + 5735 = 12588 votes 5735

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
5998 Current Rating: 5998 + 7700 = 13698 votesCurrent Rating: 5998 + 7700 = 13698 votes 7700

[605] 12: When I was at school
8348 Current Rating: 8348 + 7374 = 15722 votesCurrent Rating: 8348 + 7374 = 15722 votes 7374

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
6345 Current Rating: 6345 + 5644 = 11989 votesCurrent Rating: 6345 + 5644 = 11989 votes 5644

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
6091 Current Rating: 6091 + 5227 = 11318 votesCurrent Rating: 6091 + 5227 = 11318 votes 5227

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
7087 Current Rating: 7087 + 6324 = 13411 votesCurrent Rating: 7087 + 6324 = 13411 votes 6324

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
6008 Current Rating: 6008 + 5011 = 11019 votesCurrent Rating: 6008 + 5011 = 11019 votes 5011

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
6373 Current Rating: 6373 + 5326 = 11699 votesCurrent Rating: 6373 + 5326 = 11699 votes 5326


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
6490 Current Rating: 6490 + 5509 = 11999 votesCurrent Rating: 6490 + 5509 = 11999 votes 5509

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
6748 Current Rating: 6748 + 5823 = 12571 votesCurrent Rating: 6748 + 5823 = 12571 votes 5823

[597] 27: I want a divorce
9068 Current Rating: 9068 + 10204 = 19272 votesCurrent Rating: 9068 + 10204 = 19272 votes 10204

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
7110 Current Rating: 7110 + 5963 = 13073 votesCurrent Rating: 7110 + 5963 = 13073 votes 5963

[595] 23: You know some women
6069 Current Rating: 6069 + 5986 = 12055 votesCurrent Rating: 6069 + 5986 = 12055 votes 5986

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
8453 Current Rating: 8453 + 11209 = 19662 votesCurrent Rating: 8453 + 11209 = 19662 votes 11209

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
7685 Current Rating: 7685 + 9122 = 16807 votesCurrent Rating: 7685 + 9122 = 16807 votes 9122

[592] 20: So it is girls night
6179 Current Rating: 6179 + 6840 = 13019 votesCurrent Rating: 6179 + 6840 = 13019 votes 6840

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
6621 Current Rating: 6621 + 5871 = 12492 votesCurrent Rating: 6621 + 5871 = 12492 votes 5871

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
6737 Current Rating: 6737 + 7400 = 14137 votesCurrent Rating: 6737 + 7400 = 14137 votes 7400

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
7115 Current Rating: 7115 + 6074 = 13189 votesCurrent Rating: 7115 + 6074 = 13189 votes 6074

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
8173 Current Rating: 8173 + 7243 = 15416 votesCurrent Rating: 8173 + 7243 = 15416 votes 7243

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
8044 Current Rating: 8044 + 7433 = 15477 votesCurrent Rating: 8044 + 7433 = 15477 votes 7433

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
5982 Current Rating: 5982 + 5172 = 11154 votesCurrent Rating: 5982 + 5172 = 11154 votes 5172

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
7115 Current Rating: 7115 + 6082 = 13197 votesCurrent Rating: 7115 + 6082 = 13197 votes 6082

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
7012 Current Rating: 7012 + 6793 = 13805 votesCurrent Rating: 7012 + 6793 = 13805 votes 6793

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
6203 Current Rating: 6203 + 5261 = 11464 votesCurrent Rating: 6203 + 5261 = 11464 votes 5261

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
7301 Current Rating: 7301 + 6930 = 14231 votesCurrent Rating: 7301 + 6930 = 14231 votes 6930

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
6316 Current Rating: 6316 + 5286 = 11602 votesCurrent Rating: 6316 + 5286 = 11602 votes 5286

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
9681 Current Rating: 9681 + 12720 = 22401 votesCurrent Rating: 9681 + 12720 = 22401 votes 12720

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
7743 Current Rating: 7743 + 6720 = 14463 votesCurrent Rating: 7743 + 6720 = 14463 votes 6720


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
7433 Current Rating: 7433 + 7579 = 15012 votesCurrent Rating: 7433 + 7579 = 15012 votes 7579

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
5999 Current Rating: 5999 + 6666 = 12665 votesCurrent Rating: 5999 + 6666 = 12665 votes 6666

[576] 27: What a babe
7272 Current Rating: 7272 + 6191 = 13463 votesCurrent Rating: 7272 + 6191 = 13463 votes 6191

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
5637 Current Rating: 5637 + 4676 = 10313 votesCurrent Rating: 5637 + 4676 = 10313 votes 4676

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
6534 Current Rating: 6534 + 5524 = 12058 votesCurrent Rating: 6534 + 5524 = 12058 votes 5524

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
5730 Current Rating: 5730 + 6530 = 12260 votesCurrent Rating: 5730 + 6530 = 12260 votes 6530

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
9527 Current Rating: 9527 + 9252 = 18779 votesCurrent Rating: 9527 + 9252 = 18779 votes 9252

[571] 20: What is the difference
10299 Current Rating: 10299 + 12665 = 22964 votesCurrent Rating: 10299 + 12665 = 22964 votes 12665

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
6759 Current Rating: 6759 + 8405 = 15164 votesCurrent Rating: 6759 + 8405 = 15164 votes 8405

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
7239 Current Rating: 7239 + 6399 = 13638 votesCurrent Rating: 7239 + 6399 = 13638 votes 6399

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
5996 Current Rating: 5996 + 4823 = 10819 votesCurrent Rating: 5996 + 4823 = 10819 votes 4823

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
6571 Current Rating: 6571 + 5772 = 12343 votesCurrent Rating: 6571 + 5772 = 12343 votes 5772

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
6824 Current Rating: 6824 + 5731 = 12555 votesCurrent Rating: 6824 + 5731 = 12555 votes 5731

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
7413 Current Rating: 7413 + 8961 = 16374 votesCurrent Rating: 7413 + 8961 = 16374 votes 8961

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
6986 Current Rating: 6986 + 6244 = 13230 votesCurrent Rating: 6986 + 6244 = 13230 votes 6244

[563] 10: You look terrible
7456 Current Rating: 7456 + 8121 = 15577 votesCurrent Rating: 7456 + 8121 = 15577 votes 8121

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
5969 Current Rating: 5969 + 5285 = 11254 votesCurrent Rating: 5969 + 5285 = 11254 votes 5285






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