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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You'll notice the gifts we brought you are just empty boxes
4495 Current Rating: 4495 + 4588 = 9083 votesCurrent Rating: 4495 + 4588 = 9083 votes 4588

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 1311 = 2683 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 1311 = 2683 votes 1311

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
642 Current Rating: 642 + 714 = 1356 votesCurrent Rating: 642 + 714 = 1356 votes 714

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
945 Current Rating: 945 + 824 = 1769 votesCurrent Rating: 945 + 824 = 1769 votes 824

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
606 Current Rating: 606 + 702 = 1308 votesCurrent Rating: 606 + 702 = 1308 votes 702

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 1082 = 2238 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 1082 = 2238 votes 1082

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1120 Current Rating: 1120 + 1015 = 2135 votesCurrent Rating: 1120 + 1015 = 2135 votes 1015

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
843 Current Rating: 843 + 738 = 1581 votesCurrent Rating: 843 + 738 = 1581 votes 738

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
705 Current Rating: 705 + 644 = 1349 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 644 = 1349 votes 644

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
900 Current Rating: 900 + 851 = 1751 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 851 = 1751 votes 851

[783] 7: What now?
977 Current Rating: 977 + 831 = 1808 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 831 = 1808 votes 831

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
969 Current Rating: 969 + 907 = 1876 votesCurrent Rating: 969 + 907 = 1876 votes 907

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
719 Current Rating: 719 + 740 = 1459 votesCurrent Rating: 719 + 740 = 1459 votes 740

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
797 Current Rating: 797 + 930 = 1727 votesCurrent Rating: 797 + 930 = 1727 votes 930

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 1425 = 2445 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 1425 = 2445 votes 1425


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1262 Current Rating: 1262 + 1174 = 2436 votesCurrent Rating: 1262 + 1174 = 2436 votes 1174

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1047 = 2171 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1047 = 2171 votes 1047

[776] 28: Are you awake?
718 Current Rating: 718 + 857 = 1575 votesCurrent Rating: 718 + 857 = 1575 votes 857

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1535 = 2846 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1535 = 2846 votes 1535

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1194 = 2445 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1194 = 2445 votes 1194

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 1159 = 2315 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 1159 = 2315 votes 1159

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 994 = 2091 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 994 = 2091 votes 994

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
727 Current Rating: 727 + 663 = 1390 votesCurrent Rating: 727 + 663 = 1390 votes 663

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
786 Current Rating: 786 + 801 = 1587 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 801 = 1587 votes 801

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
949 Current Rating: 949 + 1440 = 2389 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 1440 = 2389 votes 1440

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 1031 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 1031 = 2206 votes 1031

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
974 Current Rating: 974 + 848 = 1822 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 848 = 1822 votes 848

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
982 Current Rating: 982 + 852 = 1834 votesCurrent Rating: 982 + 852 = 1834 votes 852

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
658 Current Rating: 658 + 667 = 1325 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 667 = 1325 votes 667

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
759 Current Rating: 759 + 789 = 1548 votesCurrent Rating: 759 + 789 = 1548 votes 789

[763] 8: Would you love me more
651 Current Rating: 651 + 647 = 1298 votesCurrent Rating: 651 + 647 = 1298 votes 647

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 953 = 2108 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 953 = 2108 votes 953

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
677 Current Rating: 677 + 815 = 1492 votesCurrent Rating: 677 + 815 = 1492 votes 815

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
803 Current Rating: 803 + 861 = 1664 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 861 = 1664 votes 861

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
975 Current Rating: 975 + 952 = 1927 votesCurrent Rating: 975 + 952 = 1927 votes 952

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1819 = 3622 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1819 = 3622 votes 1819


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 1002 = 2045 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 1002 = 2045 votes 1002

[756] 30: Good morning sir
677 Current Rating: 677 + 695 = 1372 votesCurrent Rating: 677 + 695 = 1372 votes 695

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
774 Current Rating: 774 + 851 = 1625 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 851 = 1625 votes 851

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 941 = 1973 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 941 = 1973 votes 941

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
814 Current Rating: 814 + 805 = 1619 votesCurrent Rating: 814 + 805 = 1619 votes 805

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
875 Current Rating: 875 + 834 = 1709 votesCurrent Rating: 875 + 834 = 1709 votes 834

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1332 = 2528 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1332 = 2528 votes 1332

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
631 Current Rating: 631 + 753 = 1384 votesCurrent Rating: 631 + 753 = 1384 votes 753

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
630 Current Rating: 630 + 661 = 1291 votesCurrent Rating: 630 + 661 = 1291 votes 661

[748] 18: What are you watching?
741 Current Rating: 741 + 732 = 1473 votesCurrent Rating: 741 + 732 = 1473 votes 732

[747] 17: See you later
535 Current Rating: 535 + 541 = 1076 votesCurrent Rating: 535 + 541 = 1076 votes 541

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
631 Current Rating: 631 + 675 = 1306 votesCurrent Rating: 631 + 675 = 1306 votes 675

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 890 = 2137 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 890 = 2137 votes 890

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
6632 Current Rating: 6632 + 10557 = 17189 votesCurrent Rating: 6632 + 10557 = 17189 votes 10557

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
1466 Current Rating: 1466 + 1358 = 2824 votesCurrent Rating: 1466 + 1358 = 2824 votes 1358

[742] 10: You look miserable
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 844 = 2008 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 844 = 2008 votes 844

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
757 Current Rating: 757 + 885 = 1642 votesCurrent Rating: 757 + 885 = 1642 votes 885

[740] 8: What are you reading?
666 Current Rating: 666 + 722 = 1388 votesCurrent Rating: 666 + 722 = 1388 votes 722

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
653 Current Rating: 653 + 786 = 1439 votesCurrent Rating: 653 + 786 = 1439 votes 786

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
576 Current Rating: 576 + 628 = 1204 votesCurrent Rating: 576 + 628 = 1204 votes 628

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
906 Current Rating: 906 + 805 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 906 + 805 = 1711 votes 805

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
13324 Current Rating: 13324 + 14469 = 27793 votesCurrent Rating: 13324 + 14469 = 27793 votes 14469

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
23877 Current Rating: 23877 + 26105 = 49982 votesCurrent Rating: 23877 + 26105 = 49982 votes 26105


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1061 Current Rating: 1061 + 1072 = 2133 votesCurrent Rating: 1061 + 1072 = 2133 votes 1072

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
1768 Current Rating: 1768 + 1347 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1768 + 1347 = 3115 votes 1347

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 1000 = 2165 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 1000 = 2165 votes 1000

[731] 21: What have you got there?
891 Current Rating: 891 + 926 = 1817 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 926 = 1817 votes 926

[730] 20: Where have you been?
2712 Current Rating: 2712 + 4917 = 7629 votesCurrent Rating: 2712 + 4917 = 7629 votes 4917

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
850 Current Rating: 850 + 737 = 1587 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 737 = 1587 votes 737

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
649 Current Rating: 649 + 766 = 1415 votesCurrent Rating: 649 + 766 = 1415 votes 766

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
1769 Current Rating: 1769 + 2375 = 4144 votesCurrent Rating: 1769 + 2375 = 4144 votes 2375

[726] 14: Do you know what
768 Current Rating: 768 + 684 = 1452 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 684 = 1452 votes 684

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
738 Current Rating: 738 + 753 = 1491 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 753 = 1491 votes 753

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
604 Current Rating: 604 + 697 = 1301 votesCurrent Rating: 604 + 697 = 1301 votes 697

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
821 Current Rating: 821 + 765 = 1586 votesCurrent Rating: 821 + 765 = 1586 votes 765

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
582 Current Rating: 582 + 654 = 1236 votesCurrent Rating: 582 + 654 = 1236 votes 654

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
681 Current Rating: 681 + 761 = 1442 votesCurrent Rating: 681 + 761 = 1442 votes 761

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
808 Current Rating: 808 + 766 = 1574 votesCurrent Rating: 808 + 766 = 1574 votes 766

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
991 Current Rating: 991 + 1110 = 2101 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 1110 = 2101 votes 1110

[718] 3: What are you watching?
712 Current Rating: 712 + 635 = 1347 votesCurrent Rating: 712 + 635 = 1347 votes 635


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
996 Current Rating: 996 + 1122 = 2118 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 1122 = 2118 votes 1122

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
792 Current Rating: 792 + 802 = 1594 votesCurrent Rating: 792 + 802 = 1594 votes 802

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
806 Current Rating: 806 + 670 = 1476 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 670 = 1476 votes 670

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
562 Current Rating: 562 + 649 = 1211 votesCurrent Rating: 562 + 649 = 1211 votes 649

[713] 27: And now Mom?
583 Current Rating: 583 + 606 = 1189 votesCurrent Rating: 583 + 606 = 1189 votes 606

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
676 Current Rating: 676 + 693 = 1369 votesCurrent Rating: 676 + 693 = 1369 votes 693

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
985 Current Rating: 985 + 1388 = 2373 votesCurrent Rating: 985 + 1388 = 2373 votes 1388

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
703 Current Rating: 703 + 714 = 1417 votesCurrent Rating: 703 + 714 = 1417 votes 714

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
649 Current Rating: 649 + 708 = 1357 votesCurrent Rating: 649 + 708 = 1357 votes 708

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
642 Current Rating: 642 + 664 = 1306 votesCurrent Rating: 642 + 664 = 1306 votes 664

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
623 Current Rating: 623 + 644 = 1267 votesCurrent Rating: 623 + 644 = 1267 votes 644

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
625 Current Rating: 625 + 525 = 1150 votesCurrent Rating: 625 + 525 = 1150 votes 525

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 1263 = 2270 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 1263 = 2270 votes 1263

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1201 = 2312 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1201 = 2312 votes 1201

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
786 Current Rating: 786 + 765 = 1551 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 765 = 1551 votes 765

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
777 Current Rating: 777 + 1050 = 1827 votesCurrent Rating: 777 + 1050 = 1827 votes 1050

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
663 Current Rating: 663 + 845 = 1508 votesCurrent Rating: 663 + 845 = 1508 votes 845

[700] 6: There, all finished
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 1158 = 2200 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 1158 = 2200 votes 1158

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
658 Current Rating: 658 + 577 = 1235 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 577 = 1235 votes 577

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
728 Current Rating: 728 + 580 = 1308 votesCurrent Rating: 728 + 580 = 1308 votes 580

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
941 Current Rating: 941 + 723 = 1664 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 723 = 1664 votes 723


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
782 Current Rating: 782 + 867 = 1649 votesCurrent Rating: 782 + 867 = 1649 votes 867

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
688 Current Rating: 688 + 771 = 1459 votesCurrent Rating: 688 + 771 = 1459 votes 771

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
798 Current Rating: 798 + 694 = 1492 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 694 = 1492 votes 694

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
548 Current Rating: 548 + 637 = 1185 votesCurrent Rating: 548 + 637 = 1185 votes 637

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
837 Current Rating: 837 + 719 = 1556 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 719 = 1556 votes 719

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
632 Current Rating: 632 + 866 = 1498 votesCurrent Rating: 632 + 866 = 1498 votes 866

[690] 23: The papers are signed
967 Current Rating: 967 + 665 = 1632 votesCurrent Rating: 967 + 665 = 1632 votes 665

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
16222 Current Rating: 16222 + 15704 = 31926 votesCurrent Rating: 16222 + 15704 = 31926 votes 15704

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
789 Current Rating: 789 + 715 = 1504 votesCurrent Rating: 789 + 715 = 1504 votes 715

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
679 Current Rating: 679 + 664 = 1343 votesCurrent Rating: 679 + 664 = 1343 votes 664

[686] 17: I have something to confess
680 Current Rating: 680 + 745 = 1425 votesCurrent Rating: 680 + 745 = 1425 votes 745

[685] 16: How your location can change
641 Current Rating: 641 + 826 = 1467 votesCurrent Rating: 641 + 826 = 1467 votes 826

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 1330 = 2330 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 1330 = 2330 votes 1330

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
831 Current Rating: 831 + 836 = 1667 votesCurrent Rating: 831 + 836 = 1667 votes 836

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
939 Current Rating: 939 + 832 = 1771 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 832 = 1771 votes 832

[681] 9: Why does everything
707 Current Rating: 707 + 760 = 1467 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 760 = 1467 votes 760

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1096 = 2208 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1096 = 2208 votes 1096

[679] 5: You re late again
676 Current Rating: 676 + 691 = 1367 votesCurrent Rating: 676 + 691 = 1367 votes 691

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 1181 = 2373 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 1181 = 2373 votes 1181

[677] 3: What s the difference
695 Current Rating: 695 + 819 = 1514 votesCurrent Rating: 695 + 819 = 1514 votes 819

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
981 Current Rating: 981 + 905 = 1886 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 905 = 1886 votes 905


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 1017 = 2024 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 1017 = 2024 votes 1017

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1024 Current Rating: 1024 + 1190 = 2214 votesCurrent Rating: 1024 + 1190 = 2214 votes 1190

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
773 Current Rating: 773 + 739 = 1512 votesCurrent Rating: 773 + 739 = 1512 votes 739

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
699 Current Rating: 699 + 1072 = 1771 votesCurrent Rating: 699 + 1072 = 1771 votes 1072

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
688 Current Rating: 688 + 756 = 1444 votesCurrent Rating: 688 + 756 = 1444 votes 756

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
678 Current Rating: 678 + 819 = 1497 votesCurrent Rating: 678 + 819 = 1497 votes 819

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
725 Current Rating: 725 + 689 = 1414 votesCurrent Rating: 725 + 689 = 1414 votes 689

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
848 Current Rating: 848 + 876 = 1724 votesCurrent Rating: 848 + 876 = 1724 votes 876

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
647 Current Rating: 647 + 753 = 1400 votesCurrent Rating: 647 + 753 = 1400 votes 753

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
754 Current Rating: 754 + 884 = 1638 votesCurrent Rating: 754 + 884 = 1638 votes 884

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
804 Current Rating: 804 + 843 = 1647 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 843 = 1647 votes 843

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
707 Current Rating: 707 + 955 = 1662 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 955 = 1662 votes 955

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
692 Current Rating: 692 + 941 = 1633 votesCurrent Rating: 692 + 941 = 1633 votes 941

[662] 11: You look miserable
745 Current Rating: 745 + 930 = 1675 votesCurrent Rating: 745 + 930 = 1675 votes 930

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
851 Current Rating: 851 + 1084 = 1935 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 1084 = 1935 votes 1084

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
855 Current Rating: 855 + 1144 = 1999 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 1144 = 1999 votes 1144

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
713 Current Rating: 713 + 736 = 1449 votesCurrent Rating: 713 + 736 = 1449 votes 736

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
735 Current Rating: 735 + 789 = 1524 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 789 = 1524 votes 789

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
781 Current Rating: 781 + 853 = 1634 votesCurrent Rating: 781 + 853 = 1634 votes 853

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
900 Current Rating: 900 + 844 = 1744 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 844 = 1744 votes 844


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
485 Current Rating: 485 + 626 = 1111 votesCurrent Rating: 485 + 626 = 1111 votes 626

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
592 Current Rating: 592 + 604 = 1196 votesCurrent Rating: 592 + 604 = 1196 votes 604

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
807 Current Rating: 807 + 925 = 1732 votesCurrent Rating: 807 + 925 = 1732 votes 925

[652] 28: How come men always look
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 989 = 2009 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 989 = 2009 votes 989

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
843 Current Rating: 843 + 943 = 1786 votesCurrent Rating: 843 + 943 = 1786 votes 943

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
616 Current Rating: 616 + 685 = 1301 votesCurrent Rating: 616 + 685 = 1301 votes 685

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
781 Current Rating: 781 + 701 = 1482 votesCurrent Rating: 781 + 701 = 1482 votes 701

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
860 Current Rating: 860 + 798 = 1658 votesCurrent Rating: 860 + 798 = 1658 votes 798

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
761 Current Rating: 761 + 693 = 1454 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 693 = 1454 votes 693

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
774 Current Rating: 774 + 813 = 1587 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 813 = 1587 votes 813

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
630 Current Rating: 630 + 598 = 1228 votesCurrent Rating: 630 + 598 = 1228 votes 598

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
658 Current Rating: 658 + 664 = 1322 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 664 = 1322 votes 664

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
722 Current Rating: 722 + 815 = 1537 votesCurrent Rating: 722 + 815 = 1537 votes 815

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
772 Current Rating: 772 + 881 = 1653 votesCurrent Rating: 772 + 881 = 1653 votes 881

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
726 Current Rating: 726 + 730 = 1456 votesCurrent Rating: 726 + 730 = 1456 votes 730

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
607 Current Rating: 607 + 628 = 1235 votesCurrent Rating: 607 + 628 = 1235 votes 628

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
650 Current Rating: 650 + 702 = 1352 votesCurrent Rating: 650 + 702 = 1352 votes 702

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
572 Current Rating: 572 + 579 = 1151 votesCurrent Rating: 572 + 579 = 1151 votes 579

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
676 Current Rating: 676 + 751 = 1427 votesCurrent Rating: 676 + 751 = 1427 votes 751

[636] 3: When I die
743 Current Rating: 743 + 891 = 1634 votesCurrent Rating: 743 + 891 = 1634 votes 891

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
676 Current Rating: 676 + 659 = 1335 votesCurrent Rating: 676 + 659 = 1335 votes 659


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
657 Current Rating: 657 + 758 = 1415 votesCurrent Rating: 657 + 758 = 1415 votes 758

[633] 25: You are looking good
681 Current Rating: 681 + 772 = 1453 votesCurrent Rating: 681 + 772 = 1453 votes 772

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
987 Current Rating: 987 + 934 = 1921 votesCurrent Rating: 987 + 934 = 1921 votes 934

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
566 Current Rating: 566 + 781 = 1347 votesCurrent Rating: 566 + 781 = 1347 votes 781

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
765 Current Rating: 765 + 1068 = 1833 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 1068 = 1833 votes 1068

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
501 Current Rating: 501 + 624 = 1125 votesCurrent Rating: 501 + 624 = 1125 votes 624

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
527 Current Rating: 527 + 705 = 1232 votesCurrent Rating: 527 + 705 = 1232 votes 705

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
645 Current Rating: 645 + 809 = 1454 votesCurrent Rating: 645 + 809 = 1454 votes 809

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
728 Current Rating: 728 + 833 = 1561 votesCurrent Rating: 728 + 833 = 1561 votes 833

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
758 Current Rating: 758 + 969 = 1727 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 969 = 1727 votes 969

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
660 Current Rating: 660 + 666 = 1326 votesCurrent Rating: 660 + 666 = 1326 votes 666

[623] 11: What is the difference
623 Current Rating: 623 + 638 = 1261 votesCurrent Rating: 623 + 638 = 1261 votes 638

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
527 Current Rating: 527 + 513 = 1040 votesCurrent Rating: 527 + 513 = 1040 votes 513

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
736 Current Rating: 736 + 799 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 736 + 799 = 1535 votes 799

[620] 3: Hey big boy
836 Current Rating: 836 + 980 = 1816 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 980 = 1816 votes 980

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
688 Current Rating: 688 + 667 = 1355 votesCurrent Rating: 688 + 667 = 1355 votes 667


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
809 Current Rating: 809 + 786 = 1595 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 786 = 1595 votes 786

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
599 Current Rating: 599 + 772 = 1371 votesCurrent Rating: 599 + 772 = 1371 votes 772

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
767 Current Rating: 767 + 813 = 1580 votesCurrent Rating: 767 + 813 = 1580 votes 813

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
720 Current Rating: 720 + 788 = 1508 votesCurrent Rating: 720 + 788 = 1508 votes 788

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 1180 = 2308 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 1180 = 2308 votes 1180

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
885 Current Rating: 885 + 905 = 1790 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 905 = 1790 votes 905

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 1275 = 2405 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 1275 = 2405 votes 1275

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
717 Current Rating: 717 + 671 = 1388 votesCurrent Rating: 717 + 671 = 1388 votes 671

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
599 Current Rating: 599 + 881 = 1480 votesCurrent Rating: 599 + 881 = 1480 votes 881

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
651 Current Rating: 651 + 653 = 1304 votesCurrent Rating: 651 + 653 = 1304 votes 653

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
799 Current Rating: 799 + 970 = 1769 votesCurrent Rating: 799 + 970 = 1769 votes 970

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
672 Current Rating: 672 + 620 = 1292 votesCurrent Rating: 672 + 620 = 1292 votes 620

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
599 Current Rating: 599 + 692 = 1291 votesCurrent Rating: 599 + 692 = 1291 votes 692

[605] 12: When I was at school
874 Current Rating: 874 + 852 = 1726 votesCurrent Rating: 874 + 852 = 1726 votes 852

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
771 Current Rating: 771 + 1079 = 1850 votesCurrent Rating: 771 + 1079 = 1850 votes 1079

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
456 Current Rating: 456 + 525 = 981 votesCurrent Rating: 456 + 525 = 981 votes 525

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
656 Current Rating: 656 + 740 = 1396 votesCurrent Rating: 656 + 740 = 1396 votes 740

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
792 Current Rating: 792 + 926 = 1718 votesCurrent Rating: 792 + 926 = 1718 votes 926

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
701 Current Rating: 701 + 807 = 1508 votesCurrent Rating: 701 + 807 = 1508 votes 807


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
624 Current Rating: 624 + 593 = 1217 votesCurrent Rating: 624 + 593 = 1217 votes 593

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
794 Current Rating: 794 + 768 = 1562 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 768 = 1562 votes 768

[597] 27: I want a divorce
4467 Current Rating: 4467 + 3873 = 8340 votesCurrent Rating: 4467 + 3873 = 8340 votes 3873

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 774 = 1936 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 774 = 1936 votes 774

[595] 23: You know some women
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 865 = 2003 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 865 = 2003 votes 865

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3415 Current Rating: 3415 + 2674 = 6089 votesCurrent Rating: 3415 + 2674 = 6089 votes 2674

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1020 = 2449 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1020 = 2449 votes 1020

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 813 = 1861 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 813 = 1861 votes 813

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
671 Current Rating: 671 + 759 = 1430 votesCurrent Rating: 671 + 759 = 1430 votes 759

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2189 Current Rating: 2189 + 3382 = 5571 votesCurrent Rating: 2189 + 3382 = 5571 votes 3382

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1097 = 2391 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1097 = 2391 votes 1097

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
2806 Current Rating: 2806 + 2486 = 5292 votesCurrent Rating: 2806 + 2486 = 5292 votes 2486

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
856 Current Rating: 856 + 914 = 1770 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 914 = 1770 votes 914

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 1202 = 2289 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 1202 = 2289 votes 1202

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
832 Current Rating: 832 + 903 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 903 = 1735 votes 903

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
736 Current Rating: 736 + 810 = 1546 votesCurrent Rating: 736 + 810 = 1546 votes 810

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
666 Current Rating: 666 + 819 = 1485 votesCurrent Rating: 666 + 819 = 1485 votes 819

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1160 Current Rating: 1160 + 1384 = 2544 votesCurrent Rating: 1160 + 1384 = 2544 votes 1384

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1012 = 2098 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1012 = 2098 votes 1012

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
3673 Current Rating: 3673 + 3032 = 6705 votesCurrent Rating: 3673 + 3032 = 6705 votes 3032

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2466 Current Rating: 2466 + 2135 = 4601 votesCurrent Rating: 2466 + 2135 = 4601 votes 2135


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 989 = 2383 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 989 = 2383 votes 989

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1070 Current Rating: 1070 + 697 = 1767 votesCurrent Rating: 1070 + 697 = 1767 votes 697

[576] 27: What a babe
804 Current Rating: 804 + 769 = 1573 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 769 = 1573 votes 769

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
757 Current Rating: 757 + 828 = 1585 votesCurrent Rating: 757 + 828 = 1585 votes 828

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
843 Current Rating: 843 + 826 = 1669 votesCurrent Rating: 843 + 826 = 1669 votes 826

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 865 = 2005 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 865 = 2005 votes 865

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4190 Current Rating: 4190 + 4470 = 8660 votesCurrent Rating: 4190 + 4470 = 8660 votes 4470

[571] 20: What is the difference
5615 Current Rating: 5615 + 5914 = 11529 votesCurrent Rating: 5615 + 5914 = 11529 votes 5914

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 916 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 916 = 2072 votes 916

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
877 Current Rating: 877 + 954 = 1831 votesCurrent Rating: 877 + 954 = 1831 votes 954

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
940 Current Rating: 940 + 869 = 1809 votesCurrent Rating: 940 + 869 = 1809 votes 869

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
706 Current Rating: 706 + 892 = 1598 votesCurrent Rating: 706 + 892 = 1598 votes 892

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
764 Current Rating: 764 + 692 = 1456 votesCurrent Rating: 764 + 692 = 1456 votes 692

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 836 = 1907 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 836 = 1907 votes 836

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
776 Current Rating: 776 + 1005 = 1781 votesCurrent Rating: 776 + 1005 = 1781 votes 1005

[563] 10: You look terrible
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1020 = 2273 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1020 = 2273 votes 1020

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1462 Current Rating: 1462 + 1484 = 2946 votesCurrent Rating: 1462 + 1484 = 2946 votes 1484






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