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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
10275 Current Rating: 10275 + 9814 = 20089 votesCurrent Rating: 10275 + 9814 = 20089 votes 9814

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
2002 Current Rating: 2002 + 1928 = 3930 votesCurrent Rating: 2002 + 1928 = 3930 votes 1928

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
943 Current Rating: 943 + 998 = 1941 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 998 = 1941 votes 998

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1699 Current Rating: 1699 + 1392 = 3091 votesCurrent Rating: 1699 + 1392 = 3091 votes 1392

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1094 = 2260 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1094 = 2260 votes 1094

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
2207 Current Rating: 2207 + 1799 = 4006 votesCurrent Rating: 2207 + 1799 = 4006 votes 1799

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1505 = 2976 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1505 = 2976 votes 1505

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1249 = 2728 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1249 = 2728 votes 1249

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
937 Current Rating: 937 + 864 = 1801 votesCurrent Rating: 937 + 864 = 1801 votes 864

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1185 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1185 = 2513 votes 1185

[783] 7: What now?
1716 Current Rating: 1716 + 1621 = 3337 votesCurrent Rating: 1716 + 1621 = 3337 votes 1621

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1413 = 2868 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1413 = 2868 votes 1413

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1144 = 2265 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1144 = 2265 votes 1144

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1249 = 2437 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1249 = 2437 votes 1249

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1553 Current Rating: 1553 + 1916 = 3469 votesCurrent Rating: 1553 + 1916 = 3469 votes 1916


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1763 Current Rating: 1763 + 1660 = 3423 votesCurrent Rating: 1763 + 1660 = 3423 votes 1660

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 2324 = 3834 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 2324 = 3834 votes 2324

[776] 28: Are you awake?
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 1201 = 2309 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 1201 = 2309 votes 1201

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 1879 = 3496 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 1879 = 3496 votes 1879

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1804 Current Rating: 1804 + 1682 = 3486 votesCurrent Rating: 1804 + 1682 = 3486 votes 1682

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
2781 Current Rating: 2781 + 2539 = 5320 votesCurrent Rating: 2781 + 2539 = 5320 votes 2539

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1602 Current Rating: 1602 + 1763 = 3365 votesCurrent Rating: 1602 + 1763 = 3365 votes 1763

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 910 = 1962 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 910 = 1962 votes 910

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1283 Current Rating: 1283 + 1090 = 2373 votesCurrent Rating: 1283 + 1090 = 2373 votes 1090

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1791 Current Rating: 1791 + 1980 = 3771 votesCurrent Rating: 1791 + 1980 = 3771 votes 1980

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1299 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1299 = 2742 votes 1299

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1698 Current Rating: 1698 + 1402 = 3100 votesCurrent Rating: 1698 + 1402 = 3100 votes 1402

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
2148 Current Rating: 2148 + 1456 = 3604 votesCurrent Rating: 2148 + 1456 = 3604 votes 1456

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 1056 = 2139 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 1056 = 2139 votes 1056

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 1191 = 2447 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 1191 = 2447 votes 1191

[763] 8: Would you love me more
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 1007 = 2066 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 1007 = 2066 votes 1007

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
2662 Current Rating: 2662 + 1973 = 4635 votesCurrent Rating: 2662 + 1973 = 4635 votes 1973

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 1101 = 2103 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 1101 = 2103 votes 1101

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1208 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1208 = 2408 votes 1208

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1805 = 3608 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1805 = 3608 votes 1805

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2132 Current Rating: 2132 + 2110 = 4242 votesCurrent Rating: 2132 + 2110 = 4242 votes 2110


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1504 Current Rating: 1504 + 1595 = 3099 votesCurrent Rating: 1504 + 1595 = 3099 votes 1595

[756] 30: Good morning sir
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 1021 = 2028 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 1021 = 2028 votes 1021

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1288 = 2638 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1288 = 2638 votes 1288

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1825 Current Rating: 1825 + 1506 = 3331 votesCurrent Rating: 1825 + 1506 = 3331 votes 1506

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1318 = 2782 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1318 = 2782 votes 1318

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1694 Current Rating: 1694 + 1332 = 3026 votesCurrent Rating: 1694 + 1332 = 3026 votes 1332

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1615 = 3123 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1615 = 3123 votes 1615

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 1142 = 2164 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 1142 = 2164 votes 1142

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 986 = 2008 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 986 = 2008 votes 986

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1281 = 2668 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1281 = 2668 votes 1281

[747] 17: See you later
983 Current Rating: 983 + 971 = 1954 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 971 = 1954 votes 971

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
1109 Current Rating: 1109 + 1068 = 2177 votesCurrent Rating: 1109 + 1068 = 2177 votes 1068

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1866 Current Rating: 1866 + 1219 = 3085 votesCurrent Rating: 1866 + 1219 = 3085 votes 1219

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
17227 Current Rating: 17227 + 19282 = 36509 votesCurrent Rating: 17227 + 19282 = 36509 votes 19282

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
3338 Current Rating: 3338 + 2725 = 6063 votesCurrent Rating: 3338 + 2725 = 6063 votes 2725

[742] 10: You look miserable
1830 Current Rating: 1830 + 1450 = 3280 votesCurrent Rating: 1830 + 1450 = 3280 votes 1450

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1310 = 2567 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1310 = 2567 votes 1310

[740] 8: What are you reading?
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 1055 = 2160 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 1055 = 2160 votes 1055

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1368 = 2777 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1368 = 2777 votes 1368

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 1122 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 1122 = 2205 votes 1122

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1712 Current Rating: 1712 + 1454 = 3166 votesCurrent Rating: 1712 + 1454 = 3166 votes 1454

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
66085 Current Rating: 66085 + 66792 = 132877 votesCurrent Rating: 66085 + 66792 = 132877 votes 66792

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
128076 Current Rating: 128076 + 150262 = 278338 votesCurrent Rating: 128076 + 150262 = 278338 votes 150262


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1519 Current Rating: 1519 + 1627 = 3146 votesCurrent Rating: 1519 + 1627 = 3146 votes 1627

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
5943 Current Rating: 5943 + 7411 = 13354 votesCurrent Rating: 5943 + 7411 = 13354 votes 7411

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 1505 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 1505 = 3159 votes 1505

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1811 Current Rating: 1811 + 1690 = 3501 votesCurrent Rating: 1811 + 1690 = 3501 votes 1690

[730] 20: Where have you been?
11942 Current Rating: 11942 + 14995 = 26937 votesCurrent Rating: 11942 + 14995 = 26937 votes 14995

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 1314 = 2807 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 1314 = 2807 votes 1314

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 1137 = 2169 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 1137 = 2169 votes 1137

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2680 Current Rating: 2680 + 3610 = 6290 votesCurrent Rating: 2680 + 3610 = 6290 votes 3610

[726] 14: Do you know what
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1427 = 3082 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1427 = 3082 votes 1427

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1221 = 2459 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1221 = 2459 votes 1221

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
967 Current Rating: 967 + 1019 = 1986 votesCurrent Rating: 967 + 1019 = 1986 votes 1019

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1223 = 2691 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1223 = 2691 votes 1223

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
1178 Current Rating: 1178 + 962 = 2140 votesCurrent Rating: 1178 + 962 = 2140 votes 962

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
984 Current Rating: 984 + 1017 = 2001 votesCurrent Rating: 984 + 1017 = 2001 votes 1017

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1237 = 2706 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1237 = 2706 votes 1237

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1554 = 2958 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1554 = 2958 votes 1554

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 905 = 2064 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 905 = 2064 votes 905


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1451 Current Rating: 1451 + 1704 = 3155 votesCurrent Rating: 1451 + 1704 = 3155 votes 1704

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1195 = 2500 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1195 = 2500 votes 1195

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 961 = 2175 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 961 = 2175 votes 961

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
1054 Current Rating: 1054 + 1088 = 2142 votesCurrent Rating: 1054 + 1088 = 2142 votes 1088

[713] 27: And now Mom?
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 924 = 1944 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 924 = 1944 votes 924

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 1124 = 2264 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 1124 = 2264 votes 1124

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1906 = 3355 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1906 = 3355 votes 1906

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 1147 = 2284 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 1147 = 2284 votes 1147

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 1206 = 2375 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 1206 = 2375 votes 1206

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 1123 = 2288 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 1123 = 2288 votes 1123

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
933 Current Rating: 933 + 895 = 1828 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 895 = 1828 votes 895

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 844 = 2008 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 844 = 2008 votes 844

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1458 Current Rating: 1458 + 1700 = 3158 votesCurrent Rating: 1458 + 1700 = 3158 votes 1700

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
2678 Current Rating: 2678 + 2477 = 5155 votesCurrent Rating: 2678 + 2477 = 5155 votes 2477

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1531 Current Rating: 1531 + 1323 = 2854 votesCurrent Rating: 1531 + 1323 = 2854 votes 1323

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 1530 = 2773 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 1530 = 2773 votes 1530

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1319 = 2472 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1319 = 2472 votes 1319

[700] 6: There, all finished
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1618 = 3143 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1618 = 3143 votes 1618

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
995 Current Rating: 995 + 820 = 1815 votesCurrent Rating: 995 + 820 = 1815 votes 820

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 945 = 2161 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 945 = 2161 votes 945

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1602 Current Rating: 1602 + 1285 = 2887 votesCurrent Rating: 1602 + 1285 = 2887 votes 1285


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1370 = 2779 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1370 = 2779 votes 1370

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1351 = 2670 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1351 = 2670 votes 1351

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1445 Current Rating: 1445 + 1251 = 2696 votesCurrent Rating: 1445 + 1251 = 2696 votes 1251

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
820 Current Rating: 820 + 876 = 1696 votesCurrent Rating: 820 + 876 = 1696 votes 876

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1231 = 2765 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1231 = 2765 votes 1231

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
985 Current Rating: 985 + 1130 = 2115 votesCurrent Rating: 985 + 1130 = 2115 votes 1130

[690] 23: The papers are signed
2280 Current Rating: 2280 + 1162 = 3442 votesCurrent Rating: 2280 + 1162 = 3442 votes 1162

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
68740 Current Rating: 68740 + 66660 = 135400 votesCurrent Rating: 68740 + 66660 = 135400 votes 66660

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 1211 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 1211 = 2605 votes 1211

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
954 Current Rating: 954 + 911 = 1865 votesCurrent Rating: 954 + 911 = 1865 votes 911

[686] 17: I have something to confess
1028 Current Rating: 1028 + 1075 = 2103 votesCurrent Rating: 1028 + 1075 = 2103 votes 1075

[685] 16: How your location can change
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1274 = 2386 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1274 = 2386 votes 1274

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1862 = 3436 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1862 = 3436 votes 1862

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 1327 = 3084 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 1327 = 3084 votes 1327

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
2173 Current Rating: 2173 + 2257 = 4430 votesCurrent Rating: 2173 + 2257 = 4430 votes 2257

[681] 9: Why does everything
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1252 = 2595 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1252 = 2595 votes 1252

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1581 Current Rating: 1581 + 1330 = 2911 votesCurrent Rating: 1581 + 1330 = 2911 votes 1330

[679] 5: You re late again
974 Current Rating: 974 + 946 = 1920 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 946 = 1920 votes 946

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1769 Current Rating: 1769 + 1715 = 3484 votesCurrent Rating: 1769 + 1715 = 3484 votes 1715

[677] 3: What s the difference
992 Current Rating: 992 + 1080 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 1080 = 2072 votes 1080

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1360 = 2831 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1360 = 2831 votes 1360


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 1247 = 2484 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 1247 = 2484 votes 1247

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1560 = 2962 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1560 = 2962 votes 1560

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 1013 = 2177 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 1013 = 2177 votes 1013

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 1360 = 2371 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 1360 = 2371 votes 1360

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1207 = 2443 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1207 = 2443 votes 1207

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
989 Current Rating: 989 + 964 = 1953 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 964 = 1953 votes 964

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1097 = 2240 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1097 = 2240 votes 1097

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1716 = 3121 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1716 = 3121 votes 1716

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 1028 = 2035 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 1028 = 2035 votes 1028

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 1119 = 2170 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 1119 = 2170 votes 1119

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 1088 = 2148 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 1088 = 2148 votes 1088

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 1300 = 2393 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 1300 = 2393 votes 1300

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 1305 = 2382 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 1305 = 2382 votes 1305

[662] 11: You look miserable
1034 Current Rating: 1034 + 1145 = 2179 votesCurrent Rating: 1034 + 1145 = 2179 votes 1145

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1534 = 2808 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1534 = 2808 votes 1534

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1344 = 2412 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1344 = 2412 votes 1344

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 961 = 1996 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 961 = 1996 votes 961

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1160 = 2313 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1160 = 2313 votes 1160

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1232 = 2496 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1232 = 2496 votes 1232

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1208 = 2485 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1208 = 2485 votes 1208


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
747 Current Rating: 747 + 863 = 1610 votesCurrent Rating: 747 + 863 = 1610 votes 863

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
943 Current Rating: 943 + 982 = 1925 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 982 = 1925 votes 982

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1331 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1331 = 2554 votes 1331

[652] 28: How come men always look
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1268 = 2545 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1268 = 2545 votes 1268

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1316 = 2544 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1316 = 2544 votes 1316

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 929 = 1961 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 929 = 1961 votes 929

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1188 = 2424 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1188 = 2424 votes 1188

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1076 = 2200 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1076 = 2200 votes 1076

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
1046 Current Rating: 1046 + 949 = 1995 votesCurrent Rating: 1046 + 949 = 1995 votes 949

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1258 = 2458 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1258 = 2458 votes 1258

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 949 = 1992 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 949 = 1992 votes 949

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
943 Current Rating: 943 + 942 = 1885 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 942 = 1885 votes 942

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1378 = 2671 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1378 = 2671 votes 1378

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
1069 Current Rating: 1069 + 1128 = 2197 votesCurrent Rating: 1069 + 1128 = 2197 votes 1128

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 966 = 2009 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 966 = 2009 votes 966

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
997 Current Rating: 997 + 996 = 1993 votesCurrent Rating: 997 + 996 = 1993 votes 996

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
978 Current Rating: 978 + 965 = 1943 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 965 = 1943 votes 965

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 978 = 1978 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 978 = 1978 votes 978

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 1235 = 2396 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 1235 = 2396 votes 1235

[636] 3: When I die
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1751 = 3180 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1751 = 3180 votes 1751

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
1099 Current Rating: 1099 + 1034 = 2133 votesCurrent Rating: 1099 + 1034 = 2133 votes 1034


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 1107 = 2114 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 1107 = 2114 votes 1107

[633] 25: You are looking good
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 1108 = 2140 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 1108 = 2140 votes 1108

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1521 Current Rating: 1521 + 1432 = 2953 votesCurrent Rating: 1521 + 1432 = 2953 votes 1432

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
804 Current Rating: 804 + 1007 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 1007 = 1811 votes 1007

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 1443 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 1443 = 2612 votes 1443

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
954 Current Rating: 954 + 1001 = 1955 votesCurrent Rating: 954 + 1001 = 1955 votes 1001

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
1102 Current Rating: 1102 + 1041 = 2143 votesCurrent Rating: 1102 + 1041 = 2143 votes 1041

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
948 Current Rating: 948 + 1067 = 2015 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 1067 = 2015 votes 1067

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1511 = 2899 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1511 = 2899 votes 1511

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1475 = 2787 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1475 = 2787 votes 1475

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 1139 = 2222 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 1139 = 2222 votes 1139

[623] 11: What is the difference
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1199 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1199 = 2366 votes 1199

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
858 Current Rating: 858 + 862 = 1720 votesCurrent Rating: 858 + 862 = 1720 votes 862

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1270 = 2539 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1270 = 2539 votes 1270

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 1351 = 2594 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 1351 = 2594 votes 1351

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
1024 Current Rating: 1024 + 922 = 1946 votesCurrent Rating: 1024 + 922 = 1946 votes 922


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1237 = 2465 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1237 = 2465 votes 1237

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
846 Current Rating: 846 + 1020 = 1866 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 1020 = 1866 votes 1020

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1391 = 2769 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1391 = 2769 votes 1391

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 1142 = 2248 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 1142 = 2248 votes 1142

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1735 Current Rating: 1735 + 1661 = 3396 votesCurrent Rating: 1735 + 1661 = 3396 votes 1661

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1399 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1399 = 2879 votes 1399

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
2064 Current Rating: 2064 + 1858 = 3922 votesCurrent Rating: 2064 + 1858 = 3922 votes 1858

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 913 = 1999 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 913 = 1999 votes 913

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
1150 Current Rating: 1150 + 1271 = 2421 votesCurrent Rating: 1150 + 1271 = 2421 votes 1271

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
835 Current Rating: 835 + 803 = 1638 votesCurrent Rating: 835 + 803 = 1638 votes 803

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1252 = 2363 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1252 = 2363 votes 1252

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
1082 Current Rating: 1082 + 963 = 2045 votesCurrent Rating: 1082 + 963 = 2045 votes 963

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 985 = 2085 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 985 = 2085 votes 985

[605] 12: When I was at school
1680 Current Rating: 1680 + 1478 = 3158 votesCurrent Rating: 1680 + 1478 = 3158 votes 1478

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1489 = 2722 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1489 = 2722 votes 1489

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
658 Current Rating: 658 + 731 = 1389 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 731 = 1389 votes 731

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 1175 = 2305 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 1175 = 2305 votes 1175

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1137 = 2292 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1137 = 2292 votes 1137

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 1025 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 1025 = 2104 votes 1025


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 996 = 2048 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 996 = 2048 votes 996

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 1135 = 2327 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 1135 = 2327 votes 1135

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5132 Current Rating: 5132 + 4533 = 9665 votesCurrent Rating: 5132 + 4533 = 9665 votes 4533

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 1351 = 3149 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 1351 = 3149 votes 1351

[595] 23: You know some women
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1275 = 2774 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1275 = 2774 votes 1275

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3818 Current Rating: 3818 + 3114 = 6932 votesCurrent Rating: 3818 + 3114 = 6932 votes 3114

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2217 Current Rating: 2217 + 1599 = 3816 votesCurrent Rating: 2217 + 1599 = 3816 votes 1599

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1448 Current Rating: 1448 + 1170 = 2618 votesCurrent Rating: 1448 + 1170 = 2618 votes 1170

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 1129 = 2172 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 1129 = 2172 votes 1129

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2446 Current Rating: 2446 + 3670 = 6116 votesCurrent Rating: 2446 + 3670 = 6116 votes 3670

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1569 = 3274 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1569 = 3274 votes 1569

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3144 Current Rating: 3144 + 2889 = 6033 votesCurrent Rating: 3144 + 2889 = 6033 votes 2889

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1430 = 2846 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1430 = 2846 votes 1430

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1417 Current Rating: 1417 + 1532 = 2949 votesCurrent Rating: 1417 + 1532 = 2949 votes 1532

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1325 = 2583 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1325 = 2583 votes 1325

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
987 Current Rating: 987 + 1048 = 2035 votesCurrent Rating: 987 + 1048 = 2035 votes 1048

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 1115 = 2144 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 1115 = 2144 votes 1115

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1808 = 3360 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1808 = 3360 votes 1808

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1334 = 2882 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1334 = 2882 votes 1334

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
4799 Current Rating: 4799 + 4019 = 8818 votesCurrent Rating: 4799 + 4019 = 8818 votes 4019

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2881 Current Rating: 2881 + 2600 = 5481 votesCurrent Rating: 2881 + 2600 = 5481 votes 2600


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 1437 = 3294 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 1437 = 3294 votes 1437

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 982 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 982 = 2298 votes 982

[576] 27: What a babe
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 1119 = 2300 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 1119 = 2300 votes 1119

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
923 Current Rating: 923 + 983 = 1906 votesCurrent Rating: 923 + 983 = 1906 votes 983

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1145 Current Rating: 1145 + 1127 = 2272 votesCurrent Rating: 1145 + 1127 = 2272 votes 1127

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 1129 = 2501 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 1129 = 2501 votes 1129

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4560 Current Rating: 4560 + 4887 = 9447 votesCurrent Rating: 4560 + 4887 = 9447 votes 4887

[571] 20: What is the difference
6161 Current Rating: 6161 + 6246 = 12407 votesCurrent Rating: 6161 + 6246 = 12407 votes 6246

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1113 = 2502 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1113 = 2502 votes 1113

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1514 Current Rating: 1514 + 1393 = 2907 votesCurrent Rating: 1514 + 1393 = 2907 votes 1393

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1112 = 2340 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1112 = 2340 votes 1112

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 1240 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 1240 = 2357 votes 1240

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1136 = 2442 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1136 = 2442 votes 1136

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1659 Current Rating: 1659 + 1224 = 2883 votesCurrent Rating: 1659 + 1224 = 2883 votes 1224

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1427 = 2695 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1427 = 2695 votes 1427

[563] 10: You look terrible
1697 Current Rating: 1697 + 1462 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1697 + 1462 = 3159 votes 1462

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1721 Current Rating: 1721 + 1782 = 3503 votesCurrent Rating: 1721 + 1782 = 3503 votes 1782






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