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Dec 2013 [1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe! 7955   7981 [1024] 11: Can I get the bill? 6453   8241 [1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad 13659   14402 [1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow 7446   6662 [1021] 8: Why are you so late? 5589   6493 [1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before 7784   6941 [1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived 6587   5727 [1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba 13105   14440 [1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now 8902   8970 [1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy 11091   11772 [1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip? 8235   9874 [1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please? 7091   7139
| | Nov 2013 [1013] 27: What are you watching? 6251   6468 [1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death! 7339   9031 [1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out 8194   9870 [1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened? 6667   5606 [1009] 23: Did it go well last night? 12584   14115 [1008] 22: I need to check my email 7886   8921 [1007] 21: Why the long face? 7392   6741 [1006] 20: Oh shit! 10006   12679 [1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon 7302   8235 [1004] 18: Modern society dictates 6230   6293 [1003] 15: You arsehole! 8485   9664 [1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch 7940   9773 [1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now 13091   14974 [1000] 12: I want a divorce 7843   9583 [999] 11: You ve been in here every night 6839   5799 [998] 8: My wife wants a divorce 6509   5726 [997] 7: My wife s knickers 7298   6355 [996] 6: So how was school today my boy? 10941   11029 [995] 5: Back already? 7028   6752 [994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail 6180   7031 [993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead 9442   10558
| | | Oct 2013 [992] 31: You look annoyed 8339   7782 [991] 30: I got fired from my job 10456   10685 [990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while 5907   5847 [989] 28: I just don t understand men 6649   6074 [988] 25: Did you get the promotion? 8215   10299 [987] 24: You don t look satisfied 8630   11213 [986] 23: Struck out again did you? 7261   6676 [985] 22: Please accept my condolences 9380   10042 [984] 21: I ve been following an online auction 7342   6522 [983] 18: Celebrities try so hard 7323   6805 [982] 17: Today s science class 7295   9007 [981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today? 6546   5622 [980] 15: Good evening and welcome 6433   5523 [979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling 7862   7509 [978] 11: Do you have any children? 31138   34107 [977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day? 8169   7824 [976] 8: Good morning sir 6069   6318 [975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday 7426   6691 [974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson 10137   10435 [973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight 6272   6034 [972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight 6648   6058 [971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up 7927   7001
| | Sep 2013 [970] 30: You are charged with murder 6860   6206 [969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet? 8051   7559 [968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga 6791   6157 [967] 25: I heard your wife left you 7568   7830 [966] 20: Hi ladies 9398   8420 [965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance 7058   6279 [964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply? 6550   5536 [963] 17: Knock knock! 9239   8596 [962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge? 6797   6094 [961] 13: How did the operation go? 37299   42616 [960] 12: We need your legal help 7880   7019 [959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy 7419   6473 [958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me! 5973   5043 [957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission 6597   9219 [956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then 7209   9045 [955] 5: So, what s news? 7271   7896 [954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight 6632   5652 [953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days? 5843   6963 [952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird 6551   5619
| | | Aug 2013 [951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book 5750   5840 [950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over 7752   7958 [949] 27: Things are really becoming boring 7125   6665 [948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please? 5887   4876 [947] 23: I have to find a new job 8671   8072 [946] 22: So how s your new phone? 7673   6638 [945] 21: I need you to represent me 7972   7122 [944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 8096   9037 [943] 19: You just know what he s after 7808   6925 [942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out? 9104   8325 [941] 15: I need to get a new phone 7829   7268 [940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains 12460   13790 [939] 13: She s a hottie 7363   6713 [938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap 6116   5548 [937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies 6200   5370 [936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car? 6541   5822 [935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday? 6326   5525 [934] 5: With all of these keen women around 7292   6375 [933] 2: Happy anniversary 6634   5744
| | Jul 2013 [932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife 8597   8252 [931] 30: Nice to see you again 6218   6336 [930] 29: I need your help 5782   6672 [929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait? 8503   7835 [928] 25: Who was that at the door? 5457   5480 [927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo 6977   6246 [926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome 6066   5071 [925] 22: I need a drink NOW! 9198   8343 [924] 19: Did things go well? 8615   7833 [923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already? 6750   8407 [922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet? 15473   17197 [921] 16: You look wretched 11581   12013 [920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day? 36989   39372 [919] 12: Who was at the door? 12717   13821 [918] 11: You look like you need a drink 8688   10516 [917] 10: Do you know of anyone 34955   38196 [916] 9: Can I buy you a drink? 66915   70679 [915] 8: Damn it to hell! 11384   12127 [914] 5: Packing for a trip? 8584   9434 [913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games 5968   5995 [912] 3: Good morning all 6501   6239 [911] 2: He s cute ... 8374   7617 [910] 1: A bunch of researchers 12364   13213
| | | Jun 2013 [909] 28: Hello? Hello? 33022   34613 [908] 27: Hey, what are you watching? 8192   9384 [907] 26: Knock knock! 6420   5967 [906] 25: I heard you published a book 7314   6884 [905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated 6981   6398 [904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her 7418   6773 [903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha! 9763   10336 [902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night? 9838   12009 [901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs 7306   6518 [900] 14: I'll have the usual please 7912   7319 [899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything... 7123   6362 [898] 12: Can you pick up the boys 16231   17989 [897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day! 31210   31371 [896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids 38386   39460 [895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand 5979   5411 [894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own 7798   6917 [893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish 7784   7151 [892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before 7515   6676 [891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous 7781   8916
| | May 2013 [890] 31: There is an interesting article 6068   5203 [889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean? 6732   6150 [888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today 7403   6474 [887] 28: I’m glad you could make it 14833   15566 [886] 27: I’m pleased to say 6461   5656 [885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks 6313   5379 [884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling 5725   5152 [883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in 7473   6724 [882] 21: Yes ... 8139   7495 [881] 20: I do like men with big biceps 8006   7105 [880] 17: Thanks for the game 9628   14613 [879] 16: You look completely exhausted 10895   12466 [878] 15: Nice to meet you 15448   18496 [877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman 8863   9023 [876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road 25649   26723 [875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday 22202   24832 [874] 9: How was your party on the weekend? 6401   5701 [873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car? 11062   11367 [872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey 8551   7897 [871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing 6674   5964 [870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom 6599   6453 [869] 2: So have you patched things up 6758   7505
| | | Apr 2013 [868] 30: How much for those? 20763   22468 [867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please? 6978   7812 [866] 26: What are you listening to? 12772   15523 [865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier 8690   8136 [864] 24: You look grumpy 7045   5996 [863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home 6890   6971 [862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders 12198   13892 [861] 19: So how was “date night” last night? 8054   7604 [860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies 7174   6613 [859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth 6587   5802 [858] 16: I work for the bank 6565   5758 [857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag? 8111   8134 [856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks? 8054   8263 [855] 11: You know how women are always going on about 5672   4994 [854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts? 6478   6857 [853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub 7520   6547 [852] 8: Short back and sides today 7904   7051 [851] 5: I can 15151   17437 [850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away 25434   25401 [849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair 17874   19640
| | Mar 2013 [848] 28: Thanks for picking me up 13484   15720 [847] 27: I know this is only your second session 16885   17122 [846] 26: I had to put in three fillings 25958   32035 [845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me! 7108   7158 [844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ... 8484   7302 [843] 19: Okay, back to court again 13323   14754 [842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break 7729   6646 [841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us 10161   11321 [840] 14: How was your blind date last night? 8275   7408 [839] 12: I don’t understand women ... 56765   57039 [838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home 7424   7933 [837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY! 8977   8919 [836] 7: You look pissed 19569   19562 [835] 6: Dad! We have to talk! 10733   11109 [834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please? 8402   7995 [833] 4: Updated to be current ... 8623   7789 [832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days? 18520   19448
| | | Feb 2013 [831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today? 7798   6824 [830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 8291   7786 [829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend? 7258   7292 [828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy 8660   7787 [827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD? 10260   15044 [826] 21: How about a bit of nookie? 8387   7660 [825] 20: So how was the weekend? 6724   6239 [824] 19: Holy Cow! 16413   16251 [823] 18: You look miserable 6291   5530 [822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex 9538   9403 [821] 14: It s Valentine s Day 8856   7923 [820] 13: And now whats with the bags? 9350   10952 [819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas? 6683   6532 [818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ... 6272   5282 [817] 8: What are you reading? 7035   6215 [816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer? 8002   8926 [815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting 6504   7180 [814] 5: So how was date night last night? 8347   9232 [813] 4: You look out of sorts 9162   8361 [812] 1: You look distracted 8915   10322
| | Jan 2013 [811] 31: Why are you so sad 8632   7944 [810] 30: Ill be back in a minute 12541   14037 [809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession 66355   72592 [808] 28: You havent listened to a word 18727   18852 [807] 25: Do you know a good doctor? 8100   7229 [806] 23: Sign here please 7172   6445 [805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months 6733   5967 [804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses 7967   7899 [803] 18: Have a look at this ... 6591   5885 [802] 17: I 8642   10150 [801] 16: Baby, let 11950   13709 [800] 15: How was your day at school son? 6929   6410 [799] 14: Every night it 15078   17216 [798] 11: So how are you feeling today? 6587   5997 [797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today? 6797   6036 [796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day? 6973   6104 [795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time? 28789   29468 [794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back 6523   5724
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