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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1826 Current Rating: 1826 + 2036 = 3862 votesCurrent Rating: 1826 + 2036 = 3862 votes 2036

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
856 Current Rating: 856 + 712 = 1568 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 712 = 1568 votes 712

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
3689 Current Rating: 3689 + 4023 = 7712 votesCurrent Rating: 3689 + 4023 = 7712 votes 4023

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 921 = 1931 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 921 = 1931 votes 921

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 840 = 1982 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 840 = 1982 votes 840

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 1071 = 2208 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 1071 = 2208 votes 1071

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 998 = 2041 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 998 = 2041 votes 998

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
5469 Current Rating: 5469 + 8435 = 13904 votesCurrent Rating: 5469 + 8435 = 13904 votes 8435

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
2010 Current Rating: 2010 + 1200 = 3210 votesCurrent Rating: 2010 + 1200 = 3210 votes 1200

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
2917 Current Rating: 2917 + 1853 = 4770 votesCurrent Rating: 2917 + 1853 = 4770 votes 1853

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 928 = 2219 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 928 = 2219 votes 928

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 854 = 1954 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 854 = 1954 votes 854


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
942 Current Rating: 942 + 796 = 1738 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 796 = 1738 votes 796

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
954 Current Rating: 954 + 720 = 1674 votesCurrent Rating: 954 + 720 = 1674 votes 720

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 855 = 2092 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 855 = 2092 votes 855

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
982 Current Rating: 982 + 771 = 1753 votesCurrent Rating: 982 + 771 = 1753 votes 771

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 969 = 2179 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 969 = 2179 votes 969

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 957 = 2280 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 957 = 2280 votes 957

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
782 Current Rating: 782 + 775 = 1557 votesCurrent Rating: 782 + 775 = 1557 votes 775

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 1036 = 2249 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 1036 = 2249 votes 1036

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1075 = 2539 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1075 = 2539 votes 1075

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 754 = 1777 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 754 = 1777 votes 754

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
1924 Current Rating: 1924 + 1442 = 3366 votesCurrent Rating: 1924 + 1442 = 3366 votes 1442

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1877 Current Rating: 1877 + 1098 = 2975 votesCurrent Rating: 1877 + 1098 = 2975 votes 1098

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
4564 Current Rating: 4564 + 4700 = 9264 votesCurrent Rating: 4564 + 4700 = 9264 votes 4700

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1766 Current Rating: 1766 + 1610 = 3376 votesCurrent Rating: 1766 + 1610 = 3376 votes 1610

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
810 Current Rating: 810 + 737 = 1547 votesCurrent Rating: 810 + 737 = 1547 votes 737

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
650 Current Rating: 650 + 781 = 1431 votesCurrent Rating: 650 + 781 = 1431 votes 781

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
864 Current Rating: 864 + 907 = 1771 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 907 = 1771 votes 907

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6349 Current Rating: 6349 + 7018 = 13367 votesCurrent Rating: 6349 + 7018 = 13367 votes 7018

[995] 5: Back already?
797 Current Rating: 797 + 979 = 1776 votesCurrent Rating: 797 + 979 = 1776 votes 979

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1041 = 2410 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1041 = 2410 votes 1041

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2475 Current Rating: 2475 + 2042 = 4517 votesCurrent Rating: 2475 + 2042 = 4517 votes 2042


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2064 Current Rating: 2064 + 1848 = 3912 votesCurrent Rating: 2064 + 1848 = 3912 votes 1848

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4914 Current Rating: 4914 + 5516 = 10430 votesCurrent Rating: 4914 + 5516 = 10430 votes 5516

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1475 Current Rating: 1475 + 1186 = 2661 votesCurrent Rating: 1475 + 1186 = 2661 votes 1186

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1084 = 2152 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1084 = 2152 votes 1084

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1191 = 2770 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1191 = 2770 votes 1191

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2751 Current Rating: 2751 + 1930 = 4681 votesCurrent Rating: 2751 + 1930 = 4681 votes 1930

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1514 = 3089 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1514 = 3089 votes 1514

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2876 Current Rating: 2876 + 2301 = 5177 votesCurrent Rating: 2876 + 2301 = 5177 votes 2301

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1135 = 2543 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1135 = 2543 votes 1135

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
993 Current Rating: 993 + 1023 = 2016 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 1023 = 2016 votes 1023

[982] 17: Today s science class
898 Current Rating: 898 + 747 = 1645 votesCurrent Rating: 898 + 747 = 1645 votes 747

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
888 Current Rating: 888 + 1010 = 1898 votesCurrent Rating: 888 + 1010 = 1898 votes 1010

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
558 Current Rating: 558 + 665 = 1223 votesCurrent Rating: 558 + 665 = 1223 votes 665

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1758 = 2976 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1758 = 2976 votes 1758

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26403 Current Rating: 26403 + 25970 = 52373 votesCurrent Rating: 26403 + 25970 = 52373 votes 25970

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1519 Current Rating: 1519 + 1317 = 2836 votesCurrent Rating: 1519 + 1317 = 2836 votes 1317

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 907 = 1911 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 907 = 1911 votes 907

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1674 Current Rating: 1674 + 1532 = 3206 votesCurrent Rating: 1674 + 1532 = 3206 votes 1532

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3882 Current Rating: 3882 + 4109 = 7991 votesCurrent Rating: 3882 + 4109 = 7991 votes 4109

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1517 Current Rating: 1517 + 1634 = 3151 votesCurrent Rating: 1517 + 1634 = 3151 votes 1634

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1081 Current Rating: 1081 + 1254 = 2335 votesCurrent Rating: 1081 + 1254 = 2335 votes 1254

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
892 Current Rating: 892 + 1008 = 1900 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 1008 = 1900 votes 1008


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
786 Current Rating: 786 + 1171 = 1957 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 1171 = 1957 votes 1171

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
750 Current Rating: 750 + 971 = 1721 votesCurrent Rating: 750 + 971 = 1721 votes 971

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
911 Current Rating: 911 + 935 = 1846 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 935 = 1846 votes 935

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1027 = 2215 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1027 = 2215 votes 1027

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3887 Current Rating: 3887 + 3590 = 7477 votesCurrent Rating: 3887 + 3590 = 7477 votes 3590

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1205 = 2613 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1205 = 2613 votes 1205

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1748 Current Rating: 1748 + 1357 = 3105 votesCurrent Rating: 1748 + 1357 = 3105 votes 1357

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2005 Current Rating: 2005 + 2074 = 4079 votesCurrent Rating: 2005 + 2074 = 4079 votes 2074

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
823 Current Rating: 823 + 909 = 1732 votesCurrent Rating: 823 + 909 = 1732 votes 909

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
29914 Current Rating: 29914 + 29946 = 59860 votesCurrent Rating: 29914 + 29946 = 59860 votes 29946

[960] 12: We need your legal help
996 Current Rating: 996 + 1114 = 2110 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 1114 = 2110 votes 1114

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1875 Current Rating: 1875 + 1699 = 3574 votesCurrent Rating: 1875 + 1699 = 3574 votes 1699

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
949 Current Rating: 949 + 800 = 1749 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 800 = 1749 votes 800

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
903 Current Rating: 903 + 640 = 1543 votesCurrent Rating: 903 + 640 = 1543 votes 640

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 934 = 2237 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 934 = 2237 votes 934

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 821 = 2077 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 821 = 2077 votes 821

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
645 Current Rating: 645 + 635 = 1280 votesCurrent Rating: 645 + 635 = 1280 votes 635

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 853 = 1855 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 853 = 1855 votes 853

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
575 Current Rating: 575 + 585 = 1160 votesCurrent Rating: 575 + 585 = 1160 votes 585


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
789 Current Rating: 789 + 733 = 1522 votesCurrent Rating: 789 + 733 = 1522 votes 733

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
539 Current Rating: 539 + 619 = 1158 votesCurrent Rating: 539 + 619 = 1158 votes 619

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
985 Current Rating: 985 + 1081 = 2066 votesCurrent Rating: 985 + 1081 = 2066 votes 1081

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1730 Current Rating: 1730 + 1512 = 3242 votesCurrent Rating: 1730 + 1512 = 3242 votes 1512

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1047 = 2147 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1047 = 2147 votes 1047

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
770 Current Rating: 770 + 839 = 1609 votesCurrent Rating: 770 + 839 = 1609 votes 839

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1025 = 2180 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1025 = 2180 votes 1025

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
2371 Current Rating: 2371 + 1258 = 3629 votesCurrent Rating: 2371 + 1258 = 3629 votes 1258

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
993 Current Rating: 993 + 899 = 1892 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 899 = 1892 votes 899

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
2091 Current Rating: 2091 + 2254 = 4345 votesCurrent Rating: 2091 + 2254 = 4345 votes 2254

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1768 Current Rating: 1768 + 2086 = 3854 votesCurrent Rating: 1768 + 2086 = 3854 votes 2086

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
2686 Current Rating: 2686 + 2032 = 4718 votesCurrent Rating: 2686 + 2032 = 4718 votes 2032

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1081 Current Rating: 1081 + 1063 = 2144 votesCurrent Rating: 1081 + 1063 = 2144 votes 1063

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
861 Current Rating: 861 + 863 = 1724 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 863 = 1724 votes 863

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1150 = 2484 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1150 = 2484 votes 1150

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
928 Current Rating: 928 + 891 = 1819 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 891 = 1819 votes 891

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
888 Current Rating: 888 + 925 = 1813 votesCurrent Rating: 888 + 925 = 1813 votes 925

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1100 = 2503 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1100 = 2503 votes 1100

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 1005 = 2122 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 1005 = 2122 votes 1005


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
2080 Current Rating: 2080 + 1036 = 3116 votesCurrent Rating: 2080 + 1036 = 3116 votes 1036

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
758 Current Rating: 758 + 790 = 1548 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 790 = 1548 votes 790

[930] 29: I need your help
778 Current Rating: 778 + 757 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 778 + 757 = 1535 votes 757

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2854 Current Rating: 2854 + 2940 = 5794 votesCurrent Rating: 2854 + 2940 = 5794 votes 2940

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
754 Current Rating: 754 + 673 = 1427 votesCurrent Rating: 754 + 673 = 1427 votes 673

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1195 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1195 = 2631 votes 1195

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1147 = 2495 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1147 = 2495 votes 1147

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2097 Current Rating: 2097 + 1770 = 3867 votesCurrent Rating: 2097 + 1770 = 3867 votes 1770

[924] 19: Did things go well?
1905 Current Rating: 1905 + 2190 = 4095 votesCurrent Rating: 1905 + 2190 = 4095 votes 2190

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2319 Current Rating: 2319 + 1689 = 4008 votesCurrent Rating: 2319 + 1689 = 4008 votes 1689

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
7987 Current Rating: 7987 + 8525 = 16512 votesCurrent Rating: 7987 + 8525 = 16512 votes 8525

[921] 16: You look wretched
3561 Current Rating: 3561 + 3671 = 7232 votesCurrent Rating: 3561 + 3671 = 7232 votes 3671

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31032 Current Rating: 31032 + 33939 = 64971 votesCurrent Rating: 31032 + 33939 = 64971 votes 33939

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
3038 Current Rating: 3038 + 3270 = 6308 votesCurrent Rating: 3038 + 3270 = 6308 votes 3270

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2756 Current Rating: 2756 + 2107 = 4863 votesCurrent Rating: 2756 + 2107 = 4863 votes 2107

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
118968 Current Rating: 118968 + 113356 = 232324 votesCurrent Rating: 118968 + 113356 = 232324 votes 113356

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
45911 Current Rating: 45911 + 49381 = 95292 votesCurrent Rating: 45911 + 49381 = 95292 votes 49381

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3819 Current Rating: 3819 + 3919 = 7738 votesCurrent Rating: 3819 + 3919 = 7738 votes 3919

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2649 Current Rating: 2649 + 2308 = 4957 votesCurrent Rating: 2649 + 2308 = 4957 votes 2308

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 2271 = 3888 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 2271 = 3888 votes 2271

[912] 3: Good morning all
2318 Current Rating: 2318 + 2291 = 4609 votesCurrent Rating: 2318 + 2291 = 4609 votes 2291

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2131 Current Rating: 2131 + 2361 = 4492 votesCurrent Rating: 2131 + 2361 = 4492 votes 2361

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
4383 Current Rating: 4383 + 4811 = 9194 votesCurrent Rating: 4383 + 4811 = 9194 votes 4811


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
53159 Current Rating: 53159 + 45392 = 98551 votesCurrent Rating: 53159 + 45392 = 98551 votes 45392

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 2651 = 5815 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 2651 = 5815 votes 2651

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1694 = 3316 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1694 = 3316 votes 1694

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1488 = 3059 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1488 = 3059 votes 1488

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1509 Current Rating: 1509 + 1393 = 2902 votesCurrent Rating: 1509 + 1393 = 2902 votes 1393

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1949 Current Rating: 1949 + 1894 = 3843 votesCurrent Rating: 1949 + 1894 = 3843 votes 1894

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3342 Current Rating: 3342 + 4651 = 7993 votesCurrent Rating: 3342 + 4651 = 7993 votes 4651

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
3899 Current Rating: 3899 + 4676 = 8575 votesCurrent Rating: 3899 + 4676 = 8575 votes 4676

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1840 Current Rating: 1840 + 1714 = 3554 votesCurrent Rating: 1840 + 1714 = 3554 votes 1714

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2431 Current Rating: 2431 + 2791 = 5222 votesCurrent Rating: 2431 + 2791 = 5222 votes 2791

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1363 Current Rating: 1363 + 1252 = 2615 votesCurrent Rating: 1363 + 1252 = 2615 votes 1252

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
4942 Current Rating: 4942 + 4650 = 9592 votesCurrent Rating: 4942 + 4650 = 9592 votes 4650

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
25858 Current Rating: 25858 + 24929 = 50787 votesCurrent Rating: 25858 + 24929 = 50787 votes 24929

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
27618 Current Rating: 27618 + 30851 = 58469 votesCurrent Rating: 27618 + 30851 = 58469 votes 30851

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1438 Current Rating: 1438 + 1538 = 2976 votesCurrent Rating: 1438 + 1538 = 2976 votes 1538

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1955 Current Rating: 1955 + 1420 = 3375 votesCurrent Rating: 1955 + 1420 = 3375 votes 1420

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1330 = 2725 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1330 = 2725 votes 1330

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1047 = 2274 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1047 = 2274 votes 1047

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1715 Current Rating: 1715 + 1170 = 2885 votesCurrent Rating: 1715 + 1170 = 2885 votes 1170


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1116 = 2491 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1116 = 2491 votes 1116

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1581 Current Rating: 1581 + 1367 = 2948 votesCurrent Rating: 1581 + 1367 = 2948 votes 1367

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 1207 = 2579 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 1207 = 2579 votes 1207

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
6537 Current Rating: 6537 + 6028 = 12565 votesCurrent Rating: 6537 + 6028 = 12565 votes 6028

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1543 = 3193 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1543 = 3193 votes 1543

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1229 = 2519 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1229 = 2519 votes 1229

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1116 = 2323 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1116 = 2323 votes 1116

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
816 Current Rating: 816 + 836 = 1652 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 836 = 1652 votes 836

[882] 21: Yes ...
855 Current Rating: 855 + 809 = 1664 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 809 = 1664 votes 809

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 991 = 2094 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 991 = 2094 votes 991

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
1948 Current Rating: 1948 + 1266 = 3214 votesCurrent Rating: 1948 + 1266 = 3214 votes 1266

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
2866 Current Rating: 2866 + 3797 = 6663 votesCurrent Rating: 2866 + 3797 = 6663 votes 3797

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
1908 Current Rating: 1908 + 1299 = 3207 votesCurrent Rating: 1908 + 1299 = 3207 votes 1299

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1813 Current Rating: 1813 + 2048 = 3861 votesCurrent Rating: 1813 + 2048 = 3861 votes 2048

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
13817 Current Rating: 13817 + 12968 = 26785 votesCurrent Rating: 13817 + 12968 = 26785 votes 12968

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
7907 Current Rating: 7907 + 7160 = 15067 votesCurrent Rating: 7907 + 7160 = 15067 votes 7160

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
844 Current Rating: 844 + 831 = 1675 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 831 = 1675 votes 831

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
2248 Current Rating: 2248 + 4868 = 7116 votesCurrent Rating: 2248 + 4868 = 7116 votes 4868

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3314 Current Rating: 3314 + 3210 = 6524 votesCurrent Rating: 3314 + 3210 = 6524 votes 3210

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1618 Current Rating: 1618 + 1469 = 3087 votesCurrent Rating: 1618 + 1469 = 3087 votes 1469

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1390 = 2724 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1390 = 2724 votes 1390

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2106 Current Rating: 2106 + 3259 = 5365 votesCurrent Rating: 2106 + 3259 = 5365 votes 3259


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
10943 Current Rating: 10943 + 11667 = 22610 votesCurrent Rating: 10943 + 11667 = 22610 votes 11667

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 884 = 2106 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 884 = 2106 votes 884

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
2839 Current Rating: 2839 + 6283 = 9122 votesCurrent Rating: 2839 + 6283 = 9122 votes 6283

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
2264 Current Rating: 2264 + 2433 = 4697 votesCurrent Rating: 2264 + 2433 = 4697 votes 2433

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1643 Current Rating: 1643 + 1461 = 3104 votesCurrent Rating: 1643 + 1461 = 3104 votes 1461

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1535 Current Rating: 1535 + 1897 = 3432 votesCurrent Rating: 1535 + 1897 = 3432 votes 1897

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
3555 Current Rating: 3555 + 4273 = 7828 votesCurrent Rating: 3555 + 4273 = 7828 votes 4273

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1726 Current Rating: 1726 + 2130 = 3856 votesCurrent Rating: 1726 + 2130 = 3856 votes 2130

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1363 = 2741 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1363 = 2741 votes 1363

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
872 Current Rating: 872 + 969 = 1841 votesCurrent Rating: 872 + 969 = 1841 votes 969

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1635 Current Rating: 1635 + 1525 = 3160 votesCurrent Rating: 1635 + 1525 = 3160 votes 1525

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 979 = 2341 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 979 = 2341 votes 979

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2071 Current Rating: 2071 + 2473 = 4544 votesCurrent Rating: 2071 + 2473 = 4544 votes 2473

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1577 Current Rating: 1577 + 1415 = 2992 votesCurrent Rating: 1577 + 1415 = 2992 votes 1415

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 2040 = 3503 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 2040 = 3503 votes 2040

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 988 = 2307 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 988 = 2307 votes 988

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
795 Current Rating: 795 + 815 = 1610 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 815 = 1610 votes 815

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
3664 Current Rating: 3664 + 3778 = 7442 votesCurrent Rating: 3664 + 3778 = 7442 votes 3778

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
9510 Current Rating: 9510 + 8561 = 18071 votesCurrent Rating: 9510 + 8561 = 18071 votes 8561

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
6345 Current Rating: 6345 + 5980 = 12325 votesCurrent Rating: 6345 + 5980 = 12325 votes 5980


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
5027 Current Rating: 5027 + 4425 = 9452 votesCurrent Rating: 5027 + 4425 = 9452 votes 4425

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
3271 Current Rating: 3271 + 4613 = 7884 votesCurrent Rating: 3271 + 4613 = 7884 votes 4613

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
9493 Current Rating: 9493 + 12727 = 22220 votesCurrent Rating: 9493 + 12727 = 22220 votes 12727

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1831 Current Rating: 1831 + 1957 = 3788 votesCurrent Rating: 1831 + 1957 = 3788 votes 1957

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2306 Current Rating: 2306 + 2462 = 4768 votesCurrent Rating: 2306 + 2462 = 4768 votes 2462

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
3377 Current Rating: 3377 + 4835 = 8212 votesCurrent Rating: 3377 + 4835 = 8212 votes 4835

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1762 Current Rating: 1762 + 1750 = 3512 votesCurrent Rating: 1762 + 1750 = 3512 votes 1750

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
3086 Current Rating: 3086 + 4172 = 7258 votesCurrent Rating: 3086 + 4172 = 7258 votes 4172

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1639 Current Rating: 1639 + 1688 = 3327 votesCurrent Rating: 1639 + 1688 = 3327 votes 1688

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
21869 Current Rating: 21869 + 19692 = 41561 votesCurrent Rating: 21869 + 19692 = 41561 votes 19692

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2021 Current Rating: 2021 + 2966 = 4987 votesCurrent Rating: 2021 + 2966 = 4987 votes 2966

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
2812 Current Rating: 2812 + 2717 = 5529 votesCurrent Rating: 2812 + 2717 = 5529 votes 2717

[836] 7: You look pissed
7271 Current Rating: 7271 + 9079 = 16350 votesCurrent Rating: 7271 + 9079 = 16350 votes 9079

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
4171 Current Rating: 4171 + 6298 = 10469 votesCurrent Rating: 4171 + 6298 = 10469 votes 6298

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 1903 = 3501 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 1903 = 3501 votes 1903

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
2164 Current Rating: 2164 + 2039 = 4203 votesCurrent Rating: 2164 + 2039 = 4203 votes 2039

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
8114 Current Rating: 8114 + 7706 = 15820 votesCurrent Rating: 8114 + 7706 = 15820 votes 7706


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
2198 Current Rating: 2198 + 2234 = 4432 votesCurrent Rating: 2198 + 2234 = 4432 votes 2234

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1164 = 2560 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1164 = 2560 votes 1164

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 1847 = 3522 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 1847 = 3522 votes 1847

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1534 = 3186 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1534 = 3186 votes 1534

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1821 Current Rating: 1821 + 2699 = 4520 votesCurrent Rating: 1821 + 2699 = 4520 votes 2699

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1590 Current Rating: 1590 + 1518 = 3108 votesCurrent Rating: 1590 + 1518 = 3108 votes 1518

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1672 = 3197 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1672 = 3197 votes 1672

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
4665 Current Rating: 4665 + 4097 = 8762 votesCurrent Rating: 4665 + 4097 = 8762 votes 4097

[823] 18: You look miserable
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1641 = 3291 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1641 = 3291 votes 1641

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2367 Current Rating: 2367 + 2564 = 4931 votesCurrent Rating: 2367 + 2564 = 4931 votes 2564

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1723 Current Rating: 1723 + 1710 = 3433 votesCurrent Rating: 1723 + 1710 = 3433 votes 1710

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2515 Current Rating: 2515 + 2150 = 4665 votesCurrent Rating: 2515 + 2150 = 4665 votes 2150

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1692 = 3220 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1692 = 3220 votes 1692

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1317 = 2819 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1317 = 2819 votes 1317

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1174 = 2450 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1174 = 2450 votes 1174

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1698 Current Rating: 1698 + 1471 = 3169 votesCurrent Rating: 1698 + 1471 = 3169 votes 1471

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1078 = 2456 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1078 = 2456 votes 1078

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1071 = 2350 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1071 = 2350 votes 1071

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1324 Current Rating: 1324 + 1433 = 2757 votesCurrent Rating: 1324 + 1433 = 2757 votes 1433

[812] 1: You look distracted
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 1429 = 3207 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 1429 = 3207 votes 1429


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
1847 Current Rating: 1847 + 2052 = 3899 votesCurrent Rating: 1847 + 2052 = 3899 votes 2052

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
3363 Current Rating: 3363 + 3124 = 6487 votesCurrent Rating: 3363 + 3124 = 6487 votes 3124

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
34754 Current Rating: 34754 + 32351 = 67105 votesCurrent Rating: 34754 + 32351 = 67105 votes 32351

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
5099 Current Rating: 5099 + 5362 = 10461 votesCurrent Rating: 5099 + 5362 = 10461 votes 5362

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1379 = 2782 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1379 = 2782 votes 1379

[806] 23: Sign here please
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1320 = 2750 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1320 = 2750 votes 1320

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1307 = 2703 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1307 = 2703 votes 1307

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 1555 = 3092 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 1555 = 3092 votes 1555

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1410 = 2806 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1410 = 2806 votes 1410

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
2430 Current Rating: 2430 + 2366 = 4796 votesCurrent Rating: 2430 + 2366 = 4796 votes 2366

[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
3555 Current Rating: 3555 + 2966 = 6521 votesCurrent Rating: 3555 + 2966 = 6521 votes 2966

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1800 = 3392 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1800 = 3392 votes 1800

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
3157 Current Rating: 3157 + 4012 = 7169 votesCurrent Rating: 3157 + 4012 = 7169 votes 4012

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1595 = 3063 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1595 = 3063 votes 1595

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 1394 = 2848 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 1394 = 2848 votes 1394

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1282 = 2718 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1282 = 2718 votes 1282

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
104585 Current Rating: 104585 + 83777 = 188362 votesCurrent Rating: 104585 + 83777 = 188362 votes 83777

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1188 = 2501 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1188 = 2501 votes 1188






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