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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
2432 Current Rating: 2432 + 2437 = 4869 votesCurrent Rating: 2432 + 2437 = 4869 votes 2437

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 843 = 1992 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 843 = 1992 votes 843

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
5901 Current Rating: 5901 + 5131 = 11032 votesCurrent Rating: 5901 + 5131 = 11032 votes 5131

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1255 = 2609 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1255 = 2609 votes 1255

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1009 = 2338 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1009 = 2338 votes 1009

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1362 = 2793 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1362 = 2793 votes 1362

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1320 Current Rating: 1320 + 1273 = 2593 votesCurrent Rating: 1320 + 1273 = 2593 votes 1273

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
7067 Current Rating: 7067 + 9621 = 16688 votesCurrent Rating: 7067 + 9621 = 16688 votes 9621

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
2863 Current Rating: 2863 + 4503 = 7366 votesCurrent Rating: 2863 + 4503 = 7366 votes 4503

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
4407 Current Rating: 4407 + 5384 = 9791 votesCurrent Rating: 4407 + 5384 = 9791 votes 5384

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1784 Current Rating: 1784 + 1164 = 2948 votesCurrent Rating: 1784 + 1164 = 2948 votes 1164

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1462 Current Rating: 1462 + 1151 = 2613 votesCurrent Rating: 1462 + 1151 = 2613 votes 1151


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 985 = 2190 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 985 = 2190 votes 985

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
1445 Current Rating: 1445 + 1100 = 2545 votesCurrent Rating: 1445 + 1100 = 2545 votes 1100

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1213 = 2878 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1213 = 2878 votes 1213

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 989 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 989 = 2253 votes 989

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1545 Current Rating: 1545 + 1320 = 2865 votesCurrent Rating: 1545 + 1320 = 2865 votes 1320

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1754 Current Rating: 1754 + 1275 = 3029 votesCurrent Rating: 1754 + 1275 = 3029 votes 1275

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 1068 = 2158 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 1068 = 2158 votes 1068

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1637 Current Rating: 1637 + 1365 = 3002 votesCurrent Rating: 1637 + 1365 = 3002 votes 1365

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1810 Current Rating: 1810 + 1418 = 3228 votesCurrent Rating: 1810 + 1418 = 3228 votes 1418

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1352 Current Rating: 1352 + 1042 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1352 + 1042 = 2394 votes 1042

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
2654 Current Rating: 2654 + 1850 = 4504 votesCurrent Rating: 2654 + 1850 = 4504 votes 1850

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
2372 Current Rating: 2372 + 1348 = 3720 votesCurrent Rating: 2372 + 1348 = 3720 votes 1348

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
5673 Current Rating: 5673 + 5390 = 11063 votesCurrent Rating: 5673 + 5390 = 11063 votes 5390

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
2215 Current Rating: 2215 + 1941 = 4156 votesCurrent Rating: 2215 + 1941 = 4156 votes 1941

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 963 = 2029 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 963 = 2029 votes 963

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
901 Current Rating: 901 + 1006 = 1907 votesCurrent Rating: 901 + 1006 = 1907 votes 1006

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1186 = 2358 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1186 = 2358 votes 1186

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6545 Current Rating: 6545 + 7205 = 13750 votesCurrent Rating: 6545 + 7205 = 13750 votes 7205

[995] 5: Back already?
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 1136 = 2151 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 1136 = 2151 votes 1136

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1540 Current Rating: 1540 + 1216 = 2756 votesCurrent Rating: 1540 + 1216 = 2756 votes 1216

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
3122 Current Rating: 3122 + 2389 = 5511 votesCurrent Rating: 3122 + 2389 = 5511 votes 2389


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2286 Current Rating: 2286 + 2101 = 4387 votesCurrent Rating: 2286 + 2101 = 4387 votes 2101

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5163 Current Rating: 5163 + 5778 = 10941 votesCurrent Rating: 5163 + 5778 = 10941 votes 5778

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1608 Current Rating: 1608 + 1327 = 2935 votesCurrent Rating: 1608 + 1327 = 2935 votes 1327

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1254 = 2465 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1254 = 2465 votes 1254

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1829 Current Rating: 1829 + 1444 = 3273 votesCurrent Rating: 1829 + 1444 = 3273 votes 1444

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
3087 Current Rating: 3087 + 2256 = 5343 votesCurrent Rating: 3087 + 2256 = 5343 votes 2256

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1812 Current Rating: 1812 + 1776 = 3588 votesCurrent Rating: 1812 + 1776 = 3588 votes 1776

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
3263 Current Rating: 3263 + 2703 = 5966 votesCurrent Rating: 3263 + 2703 = 5966 votes 2703

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1656 Current Rating: 1656 + 1401 = 3057 votesCurrent Rating: 1656 + 1401 = 3057 votes 1401

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 1202 = 2339 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 1202 = 2339 votes 1202

[982] 17: Today s science class
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 976 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 976 = 2194 votes 976

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1215 = 2402 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1215 = 2402 votes 1215

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
780 Current Rating: 780 + 864 = 1644 votesCurrent Rating: 780 + 864 = 1644 votes 864

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1555 Current Rating: 1555 + 2114 = 3669 votesCurrent Rating: 1555 + 2114 = 3669 votes 2114

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26648 Current Rating: 26648 + 26161 = 52809 votesCurrent Rating: 26648 + 26161 = 52809 votes 26161

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1872 Current Rating: 1872 + 1844 = 3716 votesCurrent Rating: 1872 + 1844 = 3716 votes 1844

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1150 Current Rating: 1150 + 1007 = 2157 votesCurrent Rating: 1150 + 1007 = 2157 votes 1007

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1920 Current Rating: 1920 + 1809 = 3729 votesCurrent Rating: 1920 + 1809 = 3729 votes 1809

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
4218 Current Rating: 4218 + 4308 = 8526 votesCurrent Rating: 4218 + 4308 = 8526 votes 4308

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1701 Current Rating: 1701 + 1955 = 3656 votesCurrent Rating: 1701 + 1955 = 3656 votes 1955

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1491 = 2792 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1491 = 2792 votes 1491

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1278 = 2502 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1278 = 2502 votes 1278


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 1357 = 2397 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 1357 = 2397 votes 1357

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 1305 = 2368 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 1305 = 2368 votes 1305

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1221 = 2411 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1221 = 2411 votes 1221

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1247 = 2667 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1247 = 2667 votes 1247

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4259 Current Rating: 4259 + 3836 = 8095 votesCurrent Rating: 4259 + 3836 = 8095 votes 3836

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1664 Current Rating: 1664 + 1470 = 3134 votesCurrent Rating: 1664 + 1470 = 3134 votes 1470

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1995 Current Rating: 1995 + 1571 = 3566 votesCurrent Rating: 1995 + 1571 = 3566 votes 1571

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2538 Current Rating: 2538 + 2681 = 5219 votesCurrent Rating: 2538 + 2681 = 5219 votes 2681

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 1100 = 2135 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 1100 = 2135 votes 1100

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30136 Current Rating: 30136 + 30164 = 60300 votesCurrent Rating: 30136 + 30164 = 60300 votes 30164

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 1422 = 2736 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 1422 = 2736 votes 1422

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 1943 = 4137 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 1943 = 4137 votes 1943

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1120 Current Rating: 1120 + 985 = 2105 votesCurrent Rating: 1120 + 985 = 2105 votes 985

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 783 = 1973 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 783 = 1973 votes 783

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1680 Current Rating: 1680 + 1220 = 2900 votesCurrent Rating: 1680 + 1220 = 2900 votes 1220

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1683 Current Rating: 1683 + 1105 = 2788 votesCurrent Rating: 1683 + 1105 = 2788 votes 1105

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
904 Current Rating: 904 + 848 = 1752 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 848 = 1752 votes 848

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1033 = 2285 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1033 = 2285 votes 1033

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
858 Current Rating: 858 + 794 = 1652 votesCurrent Rating: 858 + 794 = 1652 votes 794


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 906 = 1945 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 906 = 1945 votes 906

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
671 Current Rating: 671 + 735 = 1406 votesCurrent Rating: 671 + 735 = 1406 votes 735

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1381 = 2684 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1381 = 2684 votes 1381

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1867 Current Rating: 1867 + 1586 = 3453 votesCurrent Rating: 1867 + 1586 = 3453 votes 1586

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 1524 = 3123 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 1524 = 3123 votes 1524

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1167 = 2281 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1167 = 2281 votes 1167

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1639 Current Rating: 1639 + 1448 = 3087 votesCurrent Rating: 1639 + 1448 = 3087 votes 1448

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3437 Current Rating: 3437 + 5565 = 9002 votesCurrent Rating: 3437 + 5565 = 9002 votes 5565

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1324 Current Rating: 1324 + 1207 = 2531 votesCurrent Rating: 1324 + 1207 = 2531 votes 1207

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
2876 Current Rating: 2876 + 2717 = 5593 votesCurrent Rating: 2876 + 2717 = 5593 votes 2717

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
2191 Current Rating: 2191 + 2352 = 4543 votesCurrent Rating: 2191 + 2352 = 4543 votes 2352

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
4351 Current Rating: 4351 + 2754 = 7105 votesCurrent Rating: 4351 + 2754 = 7105 votes 2754

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1389 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1389 = 2791 votes 1389

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
1065 Current Rating: 1065 + 1061 = 2126 votesCurrent Rating: 1065 + 1061 = 2126 votes 1061

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 1373 = 2910 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 1373 = 2910 votes 1373

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 1122 = 2287 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 1122 = 2287 votes 1122

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1105 = 2230 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1105 = 2230 votes 1105

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1659 Current Rating: 1659 + 1349 = 3008 votesCurrent Rating: 1659 + 1349 = 3008 votes 1349

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1236 = 2597 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1236 = 2597 votes 1236


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
3033 Current Rating: 3033 + 4341 = 7374 votesCurrent Rating: 3033 + 4341 = 7374 votes 4341

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 1007 = 2026 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 1007 = 2026 votes 1007

[930] 29: I need your help
963 Current Rating: 963 + 907 = 1870 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 907 = 1870 votes 907

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
3337 Current Rating: 3337 + 3269 = 6606 votesCurrent Rating: 3337 + 3269 = 6606 votes 3269

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
864 Current Rating: 864 + 762 = 1626 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 762 = 1626 votes 762

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1714 Current Rating: 1714 + 1477 = 3191 votesCurrent Rating: 1714 + 1477 = 3191 votes 1477

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1309 = 2821 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1309 = 2821 votes 1309

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2442 Current Rating: 2442 + 2115 = 4557 votesCurrent Rating: 2442 + 2115 = 4557 votes 2115

[924] 19: Did things go well?
2580 Current Rating: 2580 + 2538 = 5118 votesCurrent Rating: 2580 + 2538 = 5118 votes 2538

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2542 Current Rating: 2542 + 1861 = 4403 votesCurrent Rating: 2542 + 1861 = 4403 votes 1861

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
8694 Current Rating: 8694 + 8798 = 17492 votesCurrent Rating: 8694 + 8798 = 17492 votes 8798

[921] 16: You look wretched
4084 Current Rating: 4084 + 4156 = 8240 votesCurrent Rating: 4084 + 4156 = 8240 votes 4156

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31321 Current Rating: 31321 + 34211 = 65532 votesCurrent Rating: 31321 + 34211 = 65532 votes 34211

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
5257 Current Rating: 5257 + 3804 = 9061 votesCurrent Rating: 5257 + 3804 = 9061 votes 3804

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
3033 Current Rating: 3033 + 2381 = 5414 votesCurrent Rating: 3033 + 2381 = 5414 votes 2381

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
210617 Current Rating: 210617 + 210167 = 420784 votesCurrent Rating: 210617 + 210167 = 420784 votes 210167

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
53415 Current Rating: 53415 + 55095 = 108510 votesCurrent Rating: 53415 + 55095 = 108510 votes 55095

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
5188 Current Rating: 5188 + 4299 = 9487 votesCurrent Rating: 5188 + 4299 = 9487 votes 4299

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
3040 Current Rating: 3040 + 2533 = 5573 votesCurrent Rating: 3040 + 2533 = 5573 votes 2533

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1840 Current Rating: 1840 + 2475 = 4315 votesCurrent Rating: 1840 + 2475 = 4315 votes 2475

[912] 3: Good morning all
2364 Current Rating: 2364 + 2402 = 4766 votesCurrent Rating: 2364 + 2402 = 4766 votes 2402

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2643 Current Rating: 2643 + 2716 = 5359 votesCurrent Rating: 2643 + 2716 = 5359 votes 2716

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
7455 Current Rating: 7455 + 5599 = 13054 votesCurrent Rating: 7455 + 5599 = 13054 votes 5599


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
79311 Current Rating: 79311 + 81707 = 161018 votesCurrent Rating: 79311 + 81707 = 161018 votes 81707

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
3869 Current Rating: 3869 + 2888 = 6757 votesCurrent Rating: 3869 + 2888 = 6757 votes 2888

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 1910 = 3767 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 1910 = 3767 votes 1910

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1850 Current Rating: 1850 + 1807 = 3657 votesCurrent Rating: 1850 + 1807 = 3657 votes 1807

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1748 Current Rating: 1748 + 1617 = 3365 votesCurrent Rating: 1748 + 1617 = 3365 votes 1617

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2180 Current Rating: 2180 + 2183 = 4363 votesCurrent Rating: 2180 + 2183 = 4363 votes 2183

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3790 Current Rating: 3790 + 4941 = 8731 votesCurrent Rating: 3790 + 4941 = 8731 votes 4941

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
5056 Current Rating: 5056 + 4881 = 9937 votesCurrent Rating: 5056 + 4881 = 9937 votes 4881

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
2113 Current Rating: 2113 + 1954 = 4067 votesCurrent Rating: 2113 + 1954 = 4067 votes 1954

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2975 Current Rating: 2975 + 3101 = 6076 votesCurrent Rating: 2975 + 3101 = 6076 votes 3101

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1505 = 3131 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1505 = 3131 votes 1505

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
8103 Current Rating: 8103 + 7522 = 15625 votesCurrent Rating: 8103 + 7522 = 15625 votes 7522

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
26346 Current Rating: 26346 + 27193 = 53539 votesCurrent Rating: 26346 + 27193 = 53539 votes 27193

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
30540 Current Rating: 30540 + 32138 = 62678 votesCurrent Rating: 30540 + 32138 = 62678 votes 32138

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1727 = 3328 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1727 = 3328 votes 1727

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2200 Current Rating: 2200 + 1679 = 3879 votesCurrent Rating: 2200 + 1679 = 3879 votes 1679

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1677 Current Rating: 1677 + 1624 = 3301 votesCurrent Rating: 1677 + 1624 = 3301 votes 1624

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1291 = 2783 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1291 = 2783 votes 1291

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
2285 Current Rating: 2285 + 1443 = 3728 votesCurrent Rating: 2285 + 1443 = 3728 votes 1443


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1611 Current Rating: 1611 + 1323 = 2934 votesCurrent Rating: 1611 + 1323 = 2934 votes 1323

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1779 Current Rating: 1779 + 1587 = 3366 votesCurrent Rating: 1779 + 1587 = 3366 votes 1587

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1687 Current Rating: 1687 + 1491 = 3178 votesCurrent Rating: 1687 + 1491 = 3178 votes 1491

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
8058 Current Rating: 8058 + 6608 = 14666 votesCurrent Rating: 8058 + 6608 = 14666 votes 6608

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1901 Current Rating: 1901 + 1740 = 3641 votesCurrent Rating: 1901 + 1740 = 3641 votes 1740

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1466 = 2947 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1466 = 2947 votes 1466

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1383 = 2752 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1383 = 2752 votes 1383

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
1110 Current Rating: 1110 + 1123 = 2233 votesCurrent Rating: 1110 + 1123 = 2233 votes 1123

[882] 21: Yes ...
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 1054 = 2155 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 1054 = 2155 votes 1054

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1321 = 2793 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1321 = 2793 votes 1321

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
2508 Current Rating: 2508 + 1547 = 4055 votesCurrent Rating: 2508 + 1547 = 4055 votes 1547

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
3584 Current Rating: 3584 + 4529 = 8113 votesCurrent Rating: 3584 + 4529 = 8113 votes 4529

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
2726 Current Rating: 2726 + 1687 = 4413 votesCurrent Rating: 2726 + 1687 = 4413 votes 1687

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
2174 Current Rating: 2174 + 2287 = 4461 votesCurrent Rating: 2174 + 2287 = 4461 votes 2287

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
16078 Current Rating: 16078 + 16678 = 32756 votesCurrent Rating: 16078 + 16678 = 32756 votes 16678

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
11625 Current Rating: 11625 + 12895 = 24520 votesCurrent Rating: 11625 + 12895 = 24520 votes 12895

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
1057 Current Rating: 1057 + 1043 = 2100 votesCurrent Rating: 1057 + 1043 = 2100 votes 1043

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
4033 Current Rating: 4033 + 5979 = 10012 votesCurrent Rating: 4033 + 5979 = 10012 votes 5979

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
4134 Current Rating: 4134 + 3622 = 7756 votesCurrent Rating: 4134 + 3622 = 7756 votes 3622

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1913 Current Rating: 1913 + 1754 = 3667 votesCurrent Rating: 1913 + 1754 = 3667 votes 1754

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1559 Current Rating: 1559 + 1699 = 3258 votesCurrent Rating: 1559 + 1699 = 3258 votes 1699

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2491 Current Rating: 2491 + 3821 = 6312 votesCurrent Rating: 2491 + 3821 = 6312 votes 3821


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
12295 Current Rating: 12295 + 12900 = 25195 votesCurrent Rating: 12295 + 12900 = 25195 votes 12900

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1140 = 2724 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1140 = 2724 votes 1140

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
4570 Current Rating: 4570 + 7674 = 12244 votesCurrent Rating: 4570 + 7674 = 12244 votes 7674

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
2972 Current Rating: 2972 + 3058 = 6030 votesCurrent Rating: 2972 + 3058 = 6030 votes 3058

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1969 Current Rating: 1969 + 1727 = 3696 votesCurrent Rating: 1969 + 1727 = 3696 votes 1727

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1772 Current Rating: 1772 + 2260 = 4032 votesCurrent Rating: 1772 + 2260 = 4032 votes 2260

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
4823 Current Rating: 4823 + 5010 = 9833 votesCurrent Rating: 4823 + 5010 = 9833 votes 5010

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
2190 Current Rating: 2190 + 2593 = 4783 votesCurrent Rating: 2190 + 2593 = 4783 votes 2593

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1619 Current Rating: 1619 + 1602 = 3221 votesCurrent Rating: 1619 + 1602 = 3221 votes 1602

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1207 = 2350 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1207 = 2350 votes 1207

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1897 Current Rating: 1897 + 1724 = 3621 votesCurrent Rating: 1897 + 1724 = 3621 votes 1724

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1777 Current Rating: 1777 + 1319 = 3096 votesCurrent Rating: 1777 + 1319 = 3096 votes 1319

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2609 Current Rating: 2609 + 3171 = 5780 votesCurrent Rating: 2609 + 3171 = 5780 votes 3171

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1769 Current Rating: 1769 + 1590 = 3359 votesCurrent Rating: 1769 + 1590 = 3359 votes 1590

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 2393 = 4040 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 2393 = 4040 votes 2393

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1643 Current Rating: 1643 + 1265 = 2908 votesCurrent Rating: 1643 + 1265 = 2908 votes 1265

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 1109 = 2196 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 1109 = 2196 votes 1109

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
6535 Current Rating: 6535 + 4409 = 10944 votesCurrent Rating: 6535 + 4409 = 10944 votes 4409

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
12508 Current Rating: 12508 + 12564 = 25072 votesCurrent Rating: 12508 + 12564 = 25072 votes 12564

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
9041 Current Rating: 9041 + 9102 = 18143 votesCurrent Rating: 9041 + 9102 = 18143 votes 9102


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
6675 Current Rating: 6675 + 5111 = 11786 votesCurrent Rating: 6675 + 5111 = 11786 votes 5111

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
4530 Current Rating: 4530 + 5485 = 10015 votesCurrent Rating: 4530 + 5485 = 10015 votes 5485

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
12049 Current Rating: 12049 + 16446 = 28495 votesCurrent Rating: 12049 + 16446 = 28495 votes 16446

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
2090 Current Rating: 2090 + 2177 = 4267 votesCurrent Rating: 2090 + 2177 = 4267 votes 2177

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2959 Current Rating: 2959 + 2759 = 5718 votesCurrent Rating: 2959 + 2759 = 5718 votes 2759

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
5207 Current Rating: 5207 + 5780 = 10987 votesCurrent Rating: 5207 + 5780 = 10987 votes 5780

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
2312 Current Rating: 2312 + 2104 = 4416 votesCurrent Rating: 2312 + 2104 = 4416 votes 2104

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
3860 Current Rating: 3860 + 4887 = 8747 votesCurrent Rating: 3860 + 4887 = 8747 votes 4887

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
2181 Current Rating: 2181 + 2054 = 4235 votesCurrent Rating: 2181 + 2054 = 4235 votes 2054

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
36188 Current Rating: 36188 + 39409 = 75597 votesCurrent Rating: 36188 + 39409 = 75597 votes 39409

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2431 Current Rating: 2431 + 3483 = 5914 votesCurrent Rating: 2431 + 3483 = 5914 votes 3483

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
3670 Current Rating: 3670 + 3236 = 6906 votesCurrent Rating: 3670 + 3236 = 6906 votes 3236

[836] 7: You look pissed
10152 Current Rating: 10152 + 11267 = 21419 votesCurrent Rating: 10152 + 11267 = 21419 votes 11267

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
5113 Current Rating: 5113 + 6791 = 11904 votesCurrent Rating: 5113 + 6791 = 11904 votes 6791

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1997 Current Rating: 1997 + 2404 = 4401 votesCurrent Rating: 1997 + 2404 = 4401 votes 2404

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
2588 Current Rating: 2588 + 2401 = 4989 votesCurrent Rating: 2588 + 2401 = 4989 votes 2401

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
11379 Current Rating: 11379 + 10582 = 21961 votesCurrent Rating: 11379 + 10582 = 21961 votes 10582


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
2895 Current Rating: 2895 + 2824 = 5719 votesCurrent Rating: 2895 + 2824 = 5719 votes 2824

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 1425 = 3079 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 1425 = 3079 votes 1425

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
2376 Current Rating: 2376 + 2198 = 4574 votesCurrent Rating: 2376 + 2198 = 4574 votes 2198

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
2162 Current Rating: 2162 + 1914 = 4076 votesCurrent Rating: 2162 + 1914 = 4076 votes 1914

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
2125 Current Rating: 2125 + 3146 = 5271 votesCurrent Rating: 2125 + 3146 = 5271 votes 3146

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
2118 Current Rating: 2118 + 2026 = 4144 votesCurrent Rating: 2118 + 2026 = 4144 votes 2026

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1903 = 3706 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1903 = 3706 votes 1903

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
7818 Current Rating: 7818 + 6982 = 14800 votesCurrent Rating: 7818 + 6982 = 14800 votes 6982

[823] 18: You look miserable
1923 Current Rating: 1923 + 1823 = 3746 votesCurrent Rating: 1923 + 1823 = 3746 votes 1823

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2971 Current Rating: 2971 + 3200 = 6171 votesCurrent Rating: 2971 + 3200 = 6171 votes 3200

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
2274 Current Rating: 2274 + 2140 = 4414 votesCurrent Rating: 2274 + 2140 = 4414 votes 2140

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
3163 Current Rating: 3163 + 2489 = 5652 votesCurrent Rating: 3163 + 2489 = 5652 votes 2489

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1813 Current Rating: 1813 + 2107 = 3920 votesCurrent Rating: 1813 + 2107 = 3920 votes 2107

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1487 = 3224 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1487 = 3224 votes 1487

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 1423 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 1423 = 2896 votes 1423

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
2244 Current Rating: 2244 + 1787 = 4031 votesCurrent Rating: 2244 + 1787 = 4031 votes 1787

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1632 Current Rating: 1632 + 1318 = 2950 votesCurrent Rating: 1632 + 1318 = 2950 votes 1318

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1448 Current Rating: 1448 + 1236 = 2684 votesCurrent Rating: 1448 + 1236 = 2684 votes 1236

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1751 = 3335 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1751 = 3335 votes 1751

[812] 1: You look distracted
2161 Current Rating: 2161 + 1629 = 3790 votesCurrent Rating: 2161 + 1629 = 3790 votes 1629


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
2306 Current Rating: 2306 + 2448 = 4754 votesCurrent Rating: 2306 + 2448 = 4754 votes 2448

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
5992 Current Rating: 5992 + 6691 = 12683 votesCurrent Rating: 5992 + 6691 = 12683 votes 6691

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
63370 Current Rating: 63370 + 62547 = 125917 votesCurrent Rating: 63370 + 62547 = 125917 votes 62547

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
7451 Current Rating: 7451 + 6026 = 13477 votesCurrent Rating: 7451 + 6026 = 13477 votes 6026

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1634 = 3303 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1634 = 3303 votes 1634

[806] 23: Sign here please
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1572 = 3256 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1572 = 3256 votes 1572

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1597 Current Rating: 1597 + 1517 = 3114 votesCurrent Rating: 1597 + 1517 = 3114 votes 1517

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1897 Current Rating: 1897 + 2044 = 3941 votesCurrent Rating: 1897 + 2044 = 3941 votes 2044

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 1619 = 3212 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 1619 = 3212 votes 1619

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
3201 Current Rating: 3201 + 2714 = 5915 votesCurrent Rating: 3201 + 2714 = 5915 votes 2714

[801] 16: Baby, let
6162 Current Rating: 6162 + 6328 = 12490 votesCurrent Rating: 6162 + 6328 = 12490 votes 6328

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 2045 = 3843 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 2045 = 3843 votes 2045

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
6176 Current Rating: 6176 + 4903 = 11079 votesCurrent Rating: 6176 + 4903 = 11079 votes 4903

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1590 Current Rating: 1590 + 1739 = 3329 votesCurrent Rating: 1590 + 1739 = 3329 votes 1739

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 1597 = 3248 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 1597 = 3248 votes 1597

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1753 Current Rating: 1753 + 1538 = 3291 votesCurrent Rating: 1753 + 1538 = 3291 votes 1538

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
194603 Current Rating: 194603 + 195029 = 389632 votesCurrent Rating: 194603 + 195029 = 389632 votes 195029

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1392 = 2940 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1392 = 2940 votes 1392






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