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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
2658 Current Rating: 2658 + 2586 = 5244 votesCurrent Rating: 2658 + 2586 = 5244 votes 2586

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
1262 Current Rating: 1262 + 881 = 2143 votesCurrent Rating: 1262 + 881 = 2143 votes 881

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
6384 Current Rating: 6384 + 5381 = 11765 votesCurrent Rating: 6384 + 5381 = 11765 votes 5381

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1344 = 2805 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1344 = 2805 votes 1344

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1069 = 2465 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1069 = 2465 votes 1069

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1407 = 2917 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1407 = 2917 votes 1407

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 1351 = 2745 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 1351 = 2745 votes 1351

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
7406 Current Rating: 7406 + 9946 = 17352 votesCurrent Rating: 7406 + 9946 = 17352 votes 9946

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
3134 Current Rating: 3134 + 4562 = 7696 votesCurrent Rating: 3134 + 4562 = 7696 votes 4562

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
4984 Current Rating: 4984 + 5468 = 10452 votesCurrent Rating: 4984 + 5468 = 10452 votes 5468

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1845 Current Rating: 1845 + 1231 = 3076 votesCurrent Rating: 1845 + 1231 = 3076 votes 1231

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1235 = 2824 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1235 = 2824 votes 1235


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1024 = 2315 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1024 = 2315 votes 1024

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1267 = 2932 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1267 = 2932 votes 1267

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1300 = 3093 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1300 = 3093 votes 1300

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1038 = 2354 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1038 = 2354 votes 1038

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1619 Current Rating: 1619 + 1414 = 3033 votesCurrent Rating: 1619 + 1414 = 3033 votes 1414

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1827 Current Rating: 1827 + 1336 = 3163 votesCurrent Rating: 1827 + 1336 = 3163 votes 1336

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1145 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1145 = 2298 votes 1145

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1773 Current Rating: 1773 + 1453 = 3226 votesCurrent Rating: 1773 + 1453 = 3226 votes 1453

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1954 Current Rating: 1954 + 1558 = 3512 votesCurrent Rating: 1954 + 1558 = 3512 votes 1558

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1134 = 2576 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1134 = 2576 votes 1134

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
2763 Current Rating: 2763 + 1935 = 4698 votesCurrent Rating: 2763 + 1935 = 4698 votes 1935

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
2562 Current Rating: 2562 + 1415 = 3977 votesCurrent Rating: 2562 + 1415 = 3977 votes 1415

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
6010 Current Rating: 6010 + 5645 = 11655 votesCurrent Rating: 6010 + 5645 = 11655 votes 5645

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
2360 Current Rating: 2360 + 2047 = 4407 votesCurrent Rating: 2360 + 2047 = 4407 votes 2047

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1015 = 2149 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1015 = 2149 votes 1015

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
966 Current Rating: 966 + 1070 = 2036 votesCurrent Rating: 966 + 1070 = 2036 votes 1070

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1264 = 2512 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1264 = 2512 votes 1264

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6599 Current Rating: 6599 + 7253 = 13852 votesCurrent Rating: 6599 + 7253 = 13852 votes 7253

[995] 5: Back already?
1058 Current Rating: 1058 + 1183 = 2241 votesCurrent Rating: 1058 + 1183 = 2241 votes 1183

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1252 = 2836 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1252 = 2836 votes 1252

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
3324 Current Rating: 3324 + 2514 = 5838 votesCurrent Rating: 3324 + 2514 = 5838 votes 2514


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2354 Current Rating: 2354 + 2176 = 4530 votesCurrent Rating: 2354 + 2176 = 4530 votes 2176

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5247 Current Rating: 5247 + 5843 = 11090 votesCurrent Rating: 5247 + 5843 = 11090 votes 5843

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1649 Current Rating: 1649 + 1367 = 3016 votesCurrent Rating: 1649 + 1367 = 3016 votes 1367

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 1298 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 1298 = 2547 votes 1298

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1930 Current Rating: 1930 + 1519 = 3449 votesCurrent Rating: 1930 + 1519 = 3449 votes 1519

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
3172 Current Rating: 3172 + 2322 = 5494 votesCurrent Rating: 3172 + 2322 = 5494 votes 2322

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1864 Current Rating: 1864 + 1858 = 3722 votesCurrent Rating: 1864 + 1858 = 3722 votes 1858

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
3349 Current Rating: 3349 + 2772 = 6121 votesCurrent Rating: 3349 + 2772 = 6121 votes 2772

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1472 = 3209 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1472 = 3209 votes 1472

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 1242 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 1242 = 2413 votes 1242

[982] 17: Today s science class
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1040 = 2367 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1040 = 2367 votes 1040

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 1259 = 2508 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 1259 = 2508 votes 1259

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
833 Current Rating: 833 + 920 = 1753 votesCurrent Rating: 833 + 920 = 1753 votes 920

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 2207 = 3858 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 2207 = 3858 votes 2207

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26725 Current Rating: 26725 + 26198 = 52923 votesCurrent Rating: 26725 + 26198 = 52923 votes 26198

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1979 Current Rating: 1979 + 2029 = 4008 votesCurrent Rating: 1979 + 2029 = 4008 votes 2029

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1035 = 2239 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1035 = 2239 votes 1035

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1986 Current Rating: 1986 + 1883 = 3869 votesCurrent Rating: 1986 + 1883 = 3869 votes 1883

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
4335 Current Rating: 4335 + 4347 = 8682 votesCurrent Rating: 4335 + 4347 = 8682 votes 4347

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1742 Current Rating: 1742 + 2054 = 3796 votesCurrent Rating: 1742 + 2054 = 3796 votes 2054

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1363 Current Rating: 1363 + 1572 = 2935 votesCurrent Rating: 1363 + 1572 = 2935 votes 1572

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
1337 Current Rating: 1337 + 1346 = 2683 votesCurrent Rating: 1337 + 1346 = 2683 votes 1346


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1408 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1408 = 2515 votes 1408

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 1433 = 2625 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 1433 = 2625 votes 1433

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1291 = 2543 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1291 = 2543 votes 1291

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1304 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1304 = 2795 votes 1304

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4356 Current Rating: 4356 + 3893 = 8249 votesCurrent Rating: 4356 + 3893 = 8249 votes 3893

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1730 Current Rating: 1730 + 1549 = 3279 votesCurrent Rating: 1730 + 1549 = 3279 votes 1549

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
2053 Current Rating: 2053 + 1623 = 3676 votesCurrent Rating: 2053 + 1623 = 3676 votes 1623

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2684 Current Rating: 2684 + 2798 = 5482 votesCurrent Rating: 2684 + 2798 = 5482 votes 2798

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
1102 Current Rating: 1102 + 1151 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1102 + 1151 = 2253 votes 1151

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30194 Current Rating: 30194 + 30217 = 60411 votesCurrent Rating: 30194 + 30217 = 60411 votes 30217

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1495 = 2897 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1495 = 2897 votes 1495

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
2264 Current Rating: 2264 + 2001 = 4265 votesCurrent Rating: 2264 + 2001 = 4265 votes 2001

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1035 = 2203 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1035 = 2203 votes 1035

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 819 = 2109 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 819 = 2109 votes 819

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1768 Current Rating: 1768 + 1293 = 3061 votesCurrent Rating: 1768 + 1293 = 3061 votes 1293

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1804 Current Rating: 1804 + 1188 = 2992 votesCurrent Rating: 1804 + 1188 = 2992 votes 1188

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
959 Current Rating: 959 + 900 = 1859 votesCurrent Rating: 959 + 900 = 1859 votes 900

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1097 = 2388 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1097 = 2388 votes 1097

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
909 Current Rating: 909 + 848 = 1757 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 848 = 1757 votes 848


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 951 = 2086 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 951 = 2086 votes 951

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
715 Current Rating: 715 + 768 = 1483 votesCurrent Rating: 715 + 768 = 1483 votes 768

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1453 = 2824 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1453 = 2824 votes 1453

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1913 Current Rating: 1913 + 1610 = 3523 votesCurrent Rating: 1913 + 1610 = 3523 votes 1610

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1685 = 3441 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1685 = 3441 votes 1685

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1219 = 2416 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1219 = 2416 votes 1219

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1779 Current Rating: 1779 + 1581 = 3360 votesCurrent Rating: 1779 + 1581 = 3360 votes 1581

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3619 Current Rating: 3619 + 5649 = 9268 votesCurrent Rating: 3619 + 5649 = 9268 votes 5649

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1432 Current Rating: 1432 + 1293 = 2725 votesCurrent Rating: 1432 + 1293 = 2725 votes 1293

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
3141 Current Rating: 3141 + 2882 = 6023 votesCurrent Rating: 3141 + 2882 = 6023 votes 2882

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
2371 Current Rating: 2371 + 2441 = 4812 votesCurrent Rating: 2371 + 2441 = 4812 votes 2441

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
5172 Current Rating: 5172 + 5911 = 11083 votesCurrent Rating: 5172 + 5911 = 11083 votes 5911

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1496 Current Rating: 1496 + 1468 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1496 + 1468 = 2964 votes 1468

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1129 = 2263 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1129 = 2263 votes 1129

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1596 Current Rating: 1596 + 1445 = 3041 votesCurrent Rating: 1596 + 1445 = 3041 votes 1445

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1168 = 2395 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1168 = 2395 votes 1168

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 1146 = 2337 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 1146 = 2337 votes 1146

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1726 Current Rating: 1726 + 1395 = 3121 votesCurrent Rating: 1726 + 1395 = 3121 votes 1395

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1292 = 2721 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1292 = 2721 votes 1292


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
3299 Current Rating: 3299 + 4395 = 7694 votesCurrent Rating: 3299 + 4395 = 7694 votes 4395

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1089 = 2200 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1089 = 2200 votes 1089

[930] 29: I need your help
1006 Current Rating: 1006 + 943 = 1949 votesCurrent Rating: 1006 + 943 = 1949 votes 943

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
3507 Current Rating: 3507 + 3410 = 6917 votesCurrent Rating: 3507 + 3410 = 6917 votes 3410

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
893 Current Rating: 893 + 788 = 1681 votesCurrent Rating: 893 + 788 = 1681 votes 788

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1797 Current Rating: 1797 + 1550 = 3347 votesCurrent Rating: 1797 + 1550 = 3347 votes 1550

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1564 Current Rating: 1564 + 1344 = 2908 votesCurrent Rating: 1564 + 1344 = 2908 votes 1344

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2563 Current Rating: 2563 + 2206 = 4769 votesCurrent Rating: 2563 + 2206 = 4769 votes 2206

[924] 19: Did things go well?
2803 Current Rating: 2803 + 2647 = 5450 votesCurrent Rating: 2803 + 2647 = 5450 votes 2647

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2599 Current Rating: 2599 + 1907 = 4506 votesCurrent Rating: 2599 + 1907 = 4506 votes 1907

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
8969 Current Rating: 8969 + 8861 = 17830 votesCurrent Rating: 8969 + 8861 = 17830 votes 8861

[921] 16: You look wretched
4219 Current Rating: 4219 + 4314 = 8533 votesCurrent Rating: 4219 + 4314 = 8533 votes 4314

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31394 Current Rating: 31394 + 34289 = 65683 votesCurrent Rating: 31394 + 34289 = 65683 votes 34289

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
6332 Current Rating: 6332 + 3959 = 10291 votesCurrent Rating: 6332 + 3959 = 10291 votes 3959

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
3107 Current Rating: 3107 + 2443 = 5550 votesCurrent Rating: 3107 + 2443 = 5550 votes 2443

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
229911 Current Rating: 229911 + 231816 = 461727 votesCurrent Rating: 229911 + 231816 = 461727 votes 231816

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
56335 Current Rating: 56335 + 55461 = 111796 votesCurrent Rating: 56335 + 55461 = 111796 votes 55461

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
5645 Current Rating: 5645 + 4414 = 10059 votesCurrent Rating: 5645 + 4414 = 10059 votes 4414

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
3103 Current Rating: 3103 + 2599 = 5702 votesCurrent Rating: 3103 + 2599 = 5702 votes 2599

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1910 Current Rating: 1910 + 2536 = 4446 votesCurrent Rating: 1910 + 2536 = 4446 votes 2536

[912] 3: Good morning all
2374 Current Rating: 2374 + 2412 = 4786 votesCurrent Rating: 2374 + 2412 = 4786 votes 2412

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2802 Current Rating: 2802 + 2823 = 5625 votesCurrent Rating: 2802 + 2823 = 5625 votes 2823

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
4905 Current Rating: 4905 + 5865 = 10770 votesCurrent Rating: 4905 + 5865 = 10770 votes 5865


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
87699 Current Rating: 87699 + 83174 = 170873 votesCurrent Rating: 87699 + 83174 = 170873 votes 83174

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
4013 Current Rating: 4013 + 2956 = 6969 votesCurrent Rating: 4013 + 2956 = 6969 votes 2956

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1923 Current Rating: 1923 + 1965 = 3888 votesCurrent Rating: 1923 + 1965 = 3888 votes 1965

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1953 Current Rating: 1953 + 1938 = 3891 votesCurrent Rating: 1953 + 1938 = 3891 votes 1938

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1814 Current Rating: 1814 + 1684 = 3498 votesCurrent Rating: 1814 + 1684 = 3498 votes 1684

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2251 Current Rating: 2251 + 2249 = 4500 votesCurrent Rating: 2251 + 2249 = 4500 votes 2249

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3929 Current Rating: 3929 + 5020 = 8949 votesCurrent Rating: 3929 + 5020 = 8949 votes 5020

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
5290 Current Rating: 5290 + 4939 = 10229 votesCurrent Rating: 5290 + 4939 = 10229 votes 4939

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
2191 Current Rating: 2191 + 2019 = 4210 votesCurrent Rating: 2191 + 2019 = 4210 votes 2019

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
3038 Current Rating: 3038 + 3192 = 6230 votesCurrent Rating: 3038 + 3192 = 6230 votes 3192

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1578 = 3266 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1578 = 3266 votes 1578

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
8720 Current Rating: 8720 + 7806 = 16526 votesCurrent Rating: 8720 + 7806 = 16526 votes 7806

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
26491 Current Rating: 26491 + 27279 = 53770 votesCurrent Rating: 26491 + 27279 = 53770 votes 27279

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
31642 Current Rating: 31642 + 32582 = 64224 votesCurrent Rating: 31642 + 32582 = 64224 votes 32582

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1788 = 3440 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1788 = 3440 votes 1788

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2263 Current Rating: 2263 + 1745 = 4008 votesCurrent Rating: 2263 + 1745 = 4008 votes 1745

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1795 Current Rating: 1795 + 1767 = 3562 votesCurrent Rating: 1795 + 1767 = 3562 votes 1767

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1561 Current Rating: 1561 + 1362 = 2923 votesCurrent Rating: 1561 + 1362 = 2923 votes 1362

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
2477 Current Rating: 2477 + 1520 = 3997 votesCurrent Rating: 2477 + 1520 = 3997 votes 1520


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1682 Current Rating: 1682 + 1370 = 3052 votesCurrent Rating: 1682 + 1370 = 3052 votes 1370

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1837 Current Rating: 1837 + 1647 = 3484 votesCurrent Rating: 1837 + 1647 = 3484 votes 1647

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1797 Current Rating: 1797 + 1559 = 3356 votesCurrent Rating: 1797 + 1559 = 3356 votes 1559

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
8574 Current Rating: 8574 + 6871 = 15445 votesCurrent Rating: 8574 + 6871 = 15445 votes 6871

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1998 Current Rating: 1998 + 1812 = 3810 votesCurrent Rating: 1998 + 1812 = 3810 votes 1812

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1549 Current Rating: 1549 + 1537 = 3086 votesCurrent Rating: 1549 + 1537 = 3086 votes 1537

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1467 = 2900 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1467 = 2900 votes 1467

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1189 = 2382 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1189 = 2382 votes 1189

[882] 21: Yes ...
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 1115 = 2280 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 1115 = 2280 votes 1115

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1444 = 3051 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1444 = 3051 votes 1444

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
2662 Current Rating: 2662 + 1629 = 4291 votesCurrent Rating: 2662 + 1629 = 4291 votes 1629

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
3739 Current Rating: 3739 + 4721 = 8460 votesCurrent Rating: 3739 + 4721 = 8460 votes 4721

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
2946 Current Rating: 2946 + 1771 = 4717 votesCurrent Rating: 2946 + 1771 = 4717 votes 1771

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
2283 Current Rating: 2283 + 2366 = 4649 votesCurrent Rating: 2283 + 2366 = 4649 votes 2366

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
16972 Current Rating: 16972 + 16917 = 33889 votesCurrent Rating: 16972 + 16917 = 33889 votes 16917

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
12963 Current Rating: 12963 + 13252 = 26215 votesCurrent Rating: 12963 + 13252 = 26215 votes 13252

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 1098 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 1098 = 2206 votes 1098

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
4739 Current Rating: 4739 + 6308 = 11047 votesCurrent Rating: 4739 + 6308 = 11047 votes 6308

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
4288 Current Rating: 4288 + 3672 = 7960 votesCurrent Rating: 4288 + 3672 = 7960 votes 3672

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1979 Current Rating: 1979 + 1832 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 1979 + 1832 = 3811 votes 1832

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1641 Current Rating: 1641 + 1813 = 3454 votesCurrent Rating: 1641 + 1813 = 3454 votes 1813

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2660 Current Rating: 2660 + 3985 = 6645 votesCurrent Rating: 2660 + 3985 = 6645 votes 3985


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
12696 Current Rating: 12696 + 13243 = 25939 votesCurrent Rating: 12696 + 13243 = 25939 votes 13243

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 1206 = 2852 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 1206 = 2852 votes 1206

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
5230 Current Rating: 5230 + 7981 = 13211 votesCurrent Rating: 5230 + 7981 = 13211 votes 7981

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
3155 Current Rating: 3155 + 3207 = 6362 votesCurrent Rating: 3155 + 3207 = 6362 votes 3207

[864] 24: You look grumpy
2066 Current Rating: 2066 + 1789 = 3855 votesCurrent Rating: 2066 + 1789 = 3855 votes 1789

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1833 Current Rating: 1833 + 2372 = 4205 votesCurrent Rating: 1833 + 2372 = 4205 votes 2372

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
4946 Current Rating: 4946 + 5099 = 10045 votesCurrent Rating: 4946 + 5099 = 10045 votes 5099

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
2365 Current Rating: 2365 + 2739 = 5104 votesCurrent Rating: 2365 + 2739 = 5104 votes 2739

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1690 Current Rating: 1690 + 1671 = 3361 votesCurrent Rating: 1690 + 1671 = 3361 votes 1671

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1277 = 2492 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1277 = 2492 votes 1277

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1965 Current Rating: 1965 + 1802 = 3767 votesCurrent Rating: 1965 + 1802 = 3767 votes 1802

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1913 Current Rating: 1913 + 1405 = 3318 votesCurrent Rating: 1913 + 1405 = 3318 votes 1405

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2777 Current Rating: 2777 + 3378 = 6155 votesCurrent Rating: 2777 + 3378 = 6155 votes 3378

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1830 Current Rating: 1830 + 1640 = 3470 votesCurrent Rating: 1830 + 1640 = 3470 votes 1640

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1692 Current Rating: 1692 + 2506 = 4198 votesCurrent Rating: 1692 + 2506 = 4198 votes 2506

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1747 Current Rating: 1747 + 1336 = 3083 votesCurrent Rating: 1747 + 1336 = 3083 votes 1336

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1181 = 2363 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1181 = 2363 votes 1181

[851] 5: I can
6868 Current Rating: 6868 + 7623 = 14491 votesCurrent Rating: 6868 + 7623 = 14491 votes 7623

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
13950 Current Rating: 13950 + 12985 = 26935 votesCurrent Rating: 13950 + 12985 = 26935 votes 12985

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
9519 Current Rating: 9519 + 9180 = 18699 votesCurrent Rating: 9519 + 9180 = 18699 votes 9180


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
6986 Current Rating: 6986 + 7343 = 14329 votesCurrent Rating: 6986 + 7343 = 14329 votes 7343

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
4897 Current Rating: 4897 + 5711 = 10608 votesCurrent Rating: 4897 + 5711 = 10608 votes 5711

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
12638 Current Rating: 12638 + 17182 = 29820 votesCurrent Rating: 12638 + 17182 = 29820 votes 17182

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
2178 Current Rating: 2178 + 2244 = 4422 votesCurrent Rating: 2178 + 2244 = 4422 votes 2244

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
3134 Current Rating: 3134 + 2841 = 5975 votesCurrent Rating: 3134 + 2841 = 5975 votes 2841

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
5606 Current Rating: 5606 + 5981 = 11587 votesCurrent Rating: 5606 + 5981 = 11587 votes 5981

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
2546 Current Rating: 2546 + 2230 = 4776 votesCurrent Rating: 2546 + 2230 = 4776 votes 2230

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
3977 Current Rating: 3977 + 5048 = 9025 votesCurrent Rating: 3977 + 5048 = 9025 votes 5048

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
2369 Current Rating: 2369 + 2167 = 4536 votesCurrent Rating: 2369 + 2167 = 4536 votes 2167

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
41363 Current Rating: 41363 + 40130 = 81493 votesCurrent Rating: 41363 + 40130 = 81493 votes 40130

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2558 Current Rating: 2558 + 3689 = 6247 votesCurrent Rating: 2558 + 3689 = 6247 votes 3689

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
3840 Current Rating: 3840 + 3325 = 7165 votesCurrent Rating: 3840 + 3325 = 7165 votes 3325

[836] 7: You look pissed
10608 Current Rating: 10608 + 12044 = 22652 votesCurrent Rating: 10608 + 12044 = 22652 votes 12044

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
5263 Current Rating: 5263 + 6890 = 12153 votesCurrent Rating: 5263 + 6890 = 12153 votes 6890

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
2095 Current Rating: 2095 + 2546 = 4641 votesCurrent Rating: 2095 + 2546 = 4641 votes 2546

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
9004 Current Rating: 9004 + 10738 = 19742 votesCurrent Rating: 9004 + 10738 = 19742 votes 10738


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
3127 Current Rating: 3127 + 2920 = 6047 votesCurrent Rating: 3127 + 2920 = 6047 votes 2920

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1727 Current Rating: 1727 + 1495 = 3222 votesCurrent Rating: 1727 + 1495 = 3222 votes 1495

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
2663 Current Rating: 2663 + 2337 = 5000 votesCurrent Rating: 2663 + 2337 = 5000 votes 2337

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
2335 Current Rating: 2335 + 2024 = 4359 votesCurrent Rating: 2335 + 2024 = 4359 votes 2024

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
3631 Current Rating: 3631 + 4818 = 8449 votesCurrent Rating: 3631 + 4818 = 8449 votes 4818

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
2304 Current Rating: 2304 + 2193 = 4497 votesCurrent Rating: 2304 + 2193 = 4497 votes 2193

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1902 Current Rating: 1902 + 1969 = 3871 votesCurrent Rating: 1902 + 1969 = 3871 votes 1969

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
8219 Current Rating: 8219 + 7193 = 15412 votesCurrent Rating: 8219 + 7193 = 15412 votes 7193

[823] 18: You look miserable
2000 Current Rating: 2000 + 1879 = 3879 votesCurrent Rating: 2000 + 1879 = 3879 votes 1879

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
3107 Current Rating: 3107 + 3319 = 6426 votesCurrent Rating: 3107 + 3319 = 6426 votes 3319

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
2467 Current Rating: 2467 + 2290 = 4757 votesCurrent Rating: 2467 + 2290 = 4757 votes 2290

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
3394 Current Rating: 3394 + 2584 = 5978 votesCurrent Rating: 3394 + 2584 = 5978 votes 2584

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1888 Current Rating: 1888 + 2258 = 4146 votesCurrent Rating: 1888 + 2258 = 4146 votes 2258

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1811 Current Rating: 1811 + 1535 = 3346 votesCurrent Rating: 1811 + 1535 = 3346 votes 1535

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1542 Current Rating: 1542 + 1501 = 3043 votesCurrent Rating: 1542 + 1501 = 3043 votes 1501

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
2403 Current Rating: 2403 + 1898 = 4301 votesCurrent Rating: 2403 + 1898 = 4301 votes 1898

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1283 = 2782 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1283 = 2782 votes 1283

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
6715 Current Rating: 6715 + 6875 = 13590 votesCurrent Rating: 6715 + 6875 = 13590 votes 6875

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1749 Current Rating: 1749 + 1710 = 3459 votesCurrent Rating: 1749 + 1710 = 3459 votes 1710

[806] 23: Sign here please
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1631 = 3370 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1631 = 3370 votes 1631

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
2000 Current Rating: 2000 + 2201 = 4201 votesCurrent Rating: 2000 + 2201 = 4201 votes 2201

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1648 Current Rating: 1648 + 1671 = 3319 votesCurrent Rating: 1648 + 1671 = 3319 votes 1671

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
3508 Current Rating: 3508 + 2810 = 6318 votesCurrent Rating: 3508 + 2810 = 6318 votes 2810

[801] 16: Baby, let
6774 Current Rating: 6774 + 6575 = 13349 votesCurrent Rating: 6774 + 6575 = 13349 votes 6575

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1846 Current Rating: 1846 + 2092 = 3938 votesCurrent Rating: 1846 + 2092 = 3938 votes 2092

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1775 = 3403 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1775 = 3403 votes 1775

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 1661 = 3380 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 1661 = 3380 votes 1661

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1828 Current Rating: 1828 + 1593 = 3421 votesCurrent Rating: 1828 + 1593 = 3421 votes 1593

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
195177 Current Rating: 195177 + 203519 = 398696 votesCurrent Rating: 195177 + 203519 = 398696 votes 203519

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1634 Current Rating: 1634 + 1437 = 3071 votesCurrent Rating: 1634 + 1437 = 3071 votes 1437






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