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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
4449 Current Rating: 4449 + 3539 = 7988 votesCurrent Rating: 4449 + 3539 = 7988 votes 3539

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
2716 Current Rating: 2716 + 4531 = 7247 votesCurrent Rating: 2716 + 4531 = 7247 votes 4531

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
9039 Current Rating: 9039 + 9855 = 18894 votesCurrent Rating: 9039 + 9855 = 18894 votes 9855

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
3127 Current Rating: 3127 + 2377 = 5504 votesCurrent Rating: 3127 + 2377 = 5504 votes 2377

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
2684 Current Rating: 2684 + 1693 = 4377 votesCurrent Rating: 2684 + 1693 = 4377 votes 1693

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
3014 Current Rating: 3014 + 2313 = 5327 votesCurrent Rating: 3014 + 2313 = 5327 votes 2313

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
2866 Current Rating: 2866 + 2237 = 5103 votesCurrent Rating: 2866 + 2237 = 5103 votes 2237

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
9950 Current Rating: 9950 + 11303 = 21253 votesCurrent Rating: 9950 + 11303 = 21253 votes 11303

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
5104 Current Rating: 5104 + 5457 = 10561 votesCurrent Rating: 5104 + 5457 = 10561 votes 5457

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
7308 Current Rating: 7308 + 6447 = 13755 votesCurrent Rating: 7308 + 6447 = 13755 votes 6447

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
3412 Current Rating: 3412 + 5063 = 8475 votesCurrent Rating: 3412 + 5063 = 8475 votes 5063

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
3144 Current Rating: 3144 + 2198 = 5342 votesCurrent Rating: 3144 + 2198 = 5342 votes 2198


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
2726 Current Rating: 2726 + 1808 = 4534 votesCurrent Rating: 2726 + 1808 = 4534 votes 1808

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
3389 Current Rating: 3389 + 5288 = 8677 votesCurrent Rating: 3389 + 5288 = 8677 votes 5288

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
3489 Current Rating: 3489 + 5360 = 8849 votesCurrent Rating: 3489 + 5360 = 8849 votes 5360

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
2717 Current Rating: 2717 + 1815 = 4532 votesCurrent Rating: 2717 + 1815 = 4532 votes 1815

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
3149 Current Rating: 3149 + 2431 = 5580 votesCurrent Rating: 3149 + 2431 = 5580 votes 2431

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
3453 Current Rating: 3453 + 4316 = 7769 votesCurrent Rating: 3453 + 4316 = 7769 votes 4316

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
2805 Current Rating: 2805 + 2170 = 4975 votesCurrent Rating: 2805 + 2170 = 4975 votes 2170

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
3473 Current Rating: 3473 + 5481 = 8954 votesCurrent Rating: 3473 + 5481 = 8954 votes 5481

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
3544 Current Rating: 3544 + 4543 = 8087 votesCurrent Rating: 3544 + 4543 = 8087 votes 4543

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
2947 Current Rating: 2947 + 1981 = 4928 votesCurrent Rating: 2947 + 1981 = 4928 votes 1981

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
4642 Current Rating: 4642 + 5953 = 10595 votesCurrent Rating: 4642 + 5953 = 10595 votes 5953

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
4300 Current Rating: 4300 + 6335 = 10635 votesCurrent Rating: 4300 + 6335 = 10635 votes 6335

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
8118 Current Rating: 8118 + 9997 = 18115 votesCurrent Rating: 8118 + 9997 = 18115 votes 9997

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
4057 Current Rating: 4057 + 6028 = 10085 votesCurrent Rating: 4057 + 6028 = 10085 votes 6028

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
2811 Current Rating: 2811 + 1951 = 4762 votesCurrent Rating: 2811 + 1951 = 4762 votes 1951

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
2697 Current Rating: 2697 + 2142 = 4839 votesCurrent Rating: 2697 + 2142 = 4839 votes 2142

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
2995 Current Rating: 2995 + 2291 = 5286 votesCurrent Rating: 2995 + 2291 = 5286 votes 2291

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
7715 Current Rating: 7715 + 7947 = 15662 votesCurrent Rating: 7715 + 7947 = 15662 votes 7947

[995] 5: Back already?
2733 Current Rating: 2733 + 2148 = 4881 votesCurrent Rating: 2733 + 2148 = 4881 votes 2148

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
2978 Current Rating: 2978 + 3978 = 6956 votesCurrent Rating: 2978 + 3978 = 6956 votes 3978

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
5111 Current Rating: 5111 + 6516 = 11627 votesCurrent Rating: 5111 + 6516 = 11627 votes 6516


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
3550 Current Rating: 3550 + 3050 = 6600 votesCurrent Rating: 3550 + 3050 = 6600 votes 3050

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
6537 Current Rating: 6537 + 6764 = 13301 votesCurrent Rating: 6537 + 6764 = 13301 votes 6764

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
2988 Current Rating: 2988 + 2058 = 5046 votesCurrent Rating: 2988 + 2058 = 5046 votes 2058

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
2724 Current Rating: 2724 + 2130 = 4854 votesCurrent Rating: 2724 + 2130 = 4854 votes 2130

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
3674 Current Rating: 3674 + 5470 = 9144 votesCurrent Rating: 3674 + 5470 = 9144 votes 5470

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
4628 Current Rating: 4628 + 7373 = 12001 votesCurrent Rating: 4628 + 7373 = 12001 votes 7373

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
3250 Current Rating: 3250 + 2840 = 6090 votesCurrent Rating: 3250 + 2840 = 6090 votes 2840

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
5004 Current Rating: 5004 + 5891 = 10895 votesCurrent Rating: 5004 + 5891 = 10895 votes 5891

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
3277 Current Rating: 3277 + 2452 = 5729 votesCurrent Rating: 3277 + 2452 = 5729 votes 2452

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
2663 Current Rating: 2663 + 2138 = 4801 votesCurrent Rating: 2663 + 2138 = 4801 votes 2138

[982] 17: Today s science class
3041 Current Rating: 3041 + 4978 = 8019 votesCurrent Rating: 3041 + 4978 = 8019 votes 4978

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
2962 Current Rating: 2962 + 2175 = 5137 votesCurrent Rating: 2962 + 2175 = 5137 votes 2175

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
2718 Current Rating: 2718 + 2013 = 4731 votesCurrent Rating: 2718 + 2013 = 4731 votes 2013

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
3349 Current Rating: 3349 + 3350 = 6699 votesCurrent Rating: 3349 + 3350 = 6699 votes 3350

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
27922 Current Rating: 27922 + 30870 = 58792 votesCurrent Rating: 27922 + 30870 = 58792 votes 30870

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
3518 Current Rating: 3518 + 3348 = 6866 votesCurrent Rating: 3518 + 3348 = 6866 votes 3348

[976] 8: Good morning sir
2716 Current Rating: 2716 + 1803 = 4519 votesCurrent Rating: 2716 + 1803 = 4519 votes 1803

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
3310 Current Rating: 3310 + 2762 = 6072 votesCurrent Rating: 3310 + 2762 = 6072 votes 2762

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
5583 Current Rating: 5583 + 5017 = 10600 votesCurrent Rating: 5583 + 5017 = 10600 votes 5017

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
2985 Current Rating: 2985 + 2941 = 5926 votesCurrent Rating: 2985 + 2941 = 5926 votes 2941

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
2959 Current Rating: 2959 + 2453 = 5412 votesCurrent Rating: 2959 + 2453 = 5412 votes 2453

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
3175 Current Rating: 3175 + 2413 = 5588 votesCurrent Rating: 3175 + 2413 = 5588 votes 2413


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
2775 Current Rating: 2775 + 2290 = 5065 votesCurrent Rating: 2775 + 2290 = 5065 votes 2290

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
3063 Current Rating: 3063 + 2665 = 5728 votesCurrent Rating: 3063 + 2665 = 5728 votes 2665

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
2981 Current Rating: 2981 + 2363 = 5344 votesCurrent Rating: 2981 + 2363 = 5344 votes 2363

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
3095 Current Rating: 3095 + 2127 = 5222 votesCurrent Rating: 3095 + 2127 = 5222 votes 2127

[966] 20: Hi ladies
5670 Current Rating: 5670 + 4735 = 10405 votesCurrent Rating: 5670 + 4735 = 10405 votes 4735

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
3170 Current Rating: 3170 + 2491 = 5661 votesCurrent Rating: 3170 + 2491 = 5661 votes 2491

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
3287 Current Rating: 3287 + 2395 = 5682 votesCurrent Rating: 3287 + 2395 = 5682 votes 2395

[963] 17: Knock knock!
4370 Current Rating: 4370 + 4073 = 8443 votesCurrent Rating: 4370 + 4073 = 8443 votes 4073

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
2748 Current Rating: 2748 + 2120 = 4868 votesCurrent Rating: 2748 + 2120 = 4868 votes 2120

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
31429 Current Rating: 31429 + 37063 = 68492 votesCurrent Rating: 31429 + 37063 = 68492 votes 37063

[960] 12: We need your legal help
3186 Current Rating: 3186 + 2543 = 5729 votesCurrent Rating: 3186 + 2543 = 5729 votes 2543

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
3540 Current Rating: 3540 + 2787 = 6327 votesCurrent Rating: 3540 + 2787 = 6327 votes 2787

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
2754 Current Rating: 2754 + 1908 = 4662 votesCurrent Rating: 2754 + 1908 = 4662 votes 1908

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
2866 Current Rating: 2866 + 5553 = 8419 votesCurrent Rating: 2866 + 5553 = 8419 votes 5553

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
3255 Current Rating: 3255 + 5231 = 8486 votesCurrent Rating: 3255 + 5231 = 8486 votes 5231

[955] 5: So, what s news?
3291 Current Rating: 3291 + 4129 = 7420 votesCurrent Rating: 3291 + 4129 = 7420 votes 4129

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
2732 Current Rating: 2732 + 1983 = 4715 votesCurrent Rating: 2732 + 1983 = 4715 votes 1983

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
2795 Current Rating: 2795 + 1869 = 4664 votesCurrent Rating: 2795 + 1869 = 4664 votes 1869

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
2741 Current Rating: 2741 + 1910 = 4651 votesCurrent Rating: 2741 + 1910 = 4651 votes 1910


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
2714 Current Rating: 2714 + 1819 = 4533 votesCurrent Rating: 2714 + 1819 = 4533 votes 1819

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
2368 Current Rating: 2368 + 1622 = 3990 votesCurrent Rating: 2368 + 1622 = 3990 votes 1622

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
2901 Current Rating: 2901 + 2461 = 5362 votesCurrent Rating: 2901 + 2461 = 5362 votes 2461

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
2907 Current Rating: 2907 + 2081 = 4988 votesCurrent Rating: 2907 + 2081 = 4988 votes 2081

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
3472 Current Rating: 3472 + 2977 = 6449 votesCurrent Rating: 3472 + 2977 = 6449 votes 2977

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
3054 Current Rating: 3054 + 2387 = 5441 votesCurrent Rating: 3054 + 2387 = 5441 votes 2387

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
3464 Current Rating: 3464 + 2795 = 6259 votesCurrent Rating: 3464 + 2795 = 6259 votes 2795

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
5283 Current Rating: 5283 + 6371 = 11654 votesCurrent Rating: 5283 + 6371 = 11654 votes 6371

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
3077 Current Rating: 3077 + 2410 = 5487 votesCurrent Rating: 3077 + 2410 = 5487 votes 2410

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
4788 Current Rating: 4788 + 3997 = 8785 votesCurrent Rating: 4788 + 3997 = 8785 votes 3997

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
3685 Current Rating: 3685 + 3237 = 6922 votesCurrent Rating: 3685 + 3237 = 6922 votes 3237

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
7702 Current Rating: 7702 + 9221 = 16923 votesCurrent Rating: 7702 + 9221 = 16923 votes 9221

[939] 13: She s a hottie
2938 Current Rating: 2938 + 2537 = 5475 votesCurrent Rating: 2938 + 2537 = 5475 votes 2537

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
2647 Current Rating: 2647 + 2090 = 4737 votesCurrent Rating: 2647 + 2090 = 4737 votes 2090

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
3072 Current Rating: 3072 + 2294 = 5366 votesCurrent Rating: 3072 + 2294 = 5366 votes 2294

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
2875 Current Rating: 2875 + 2116 = 4991 votesCurrent Rating: 2875 + 2116 = 4991 votes 2116

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
2670 Current Rating: 2670 + 1956 = 4626 votesCurrent Rating: 2670 + 1956 = 4626 votes 1956

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
3136 Current Rating: 3136 + 2328 = 5464 votesCurrent Rating: 3136 + 2328 = 5464 votes 2328

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
3042 Current Rating: 3042 + 2191 = 5233 votesCurrent Rating: 3042 + 2191 = 5233 votes 2191


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
5415 Current Rating: 5415 + 5258 = 10673 votesCurrent Rating: 5415 + 5258 = 10673 votes 5258

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
2791 Current Rating: 2791 + 1972 = 4763 votesCurrent Rating: 2791 + 1972 = 4763 votes 1972

[930] 29: I need your help
2653 Current Rating: 2653 + 1751 = 4404 votesCurrent Rating: 2653 + 1751 = 4404 votes 1751

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
4894 Current Rating: 4894 + 4363 = 9257 votesCurrent Rating: 4894 + 4363 = 9257 votes 4363

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
2549 Current Rating: 2549 + 1579 = 4128 votesCurrent Rating: 2549 + 1579 = 4128 votes 1579

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
3201 Current Rating: 3201 + 2507 = 5708 votesCurrent Rating: 3201 + 2507 = 5708 votes 2507

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
3034 Current Rating: 3034 + 2157 = 5191 votesCurrent Rating: 3034 + 2157 = 5191 votes 2157

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
4148 Current Rating: 4148 + 3356 = 7504 votesCurrent Rating: 4148 + 3356 = 7504 votes 3356

[924] 19: Did things go well?
4417 Current Rating: 4417 + 3724 = 8141 votesCurrent Rating: 4417 + 3724 = 8141 votes 3724

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
3703 Current Rating: 3703 + 5568 = 9271 votesCurrent Rating: 3703 + 5568 = 9271 votes 5568

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
11280 Current Rating: 11280 + 12944 = 24224 votesCurrent Rating: 11280 + 12944 = 24224 votes 12944

[921] 16: You look wretched
5779 Current Rating: 5779 + 5446 = 11225 votesCurrent Rating: 5779 + 5446 = 11225 votes 5446

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
32800 Current Rating: 32800 + 35274 = 68074 votesCurrent Rating: 32800 + 35274 = 68074 votes 35274

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
8770 Current Rating: 8770 + 9975 = 18745 votesCurrent Rating: 8770 + 9975 = 18745 votes 9975

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
4474 Current Rating: 4474 + 6452 = 10926 votesCurrent Rating: 4474 + 6452 = 10926 votes 6452

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
30733 Current Rating: 30733 + 34081 = 64814 votesCurrent Rating: 30733 + 34081 = 64814 votes 34081

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
62418 Current Rating: 62418 + 66456 = 128874 votesCurrent Rating: 62418 + 66456 = 128874 votes 66456

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
7508 Current Rating: 7508 + 8366 = 15874 votesCurrent Rating: 7508 + 8366 = 15874 votes 8366

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
4495 Current Rating: 4495 + 3592 = 8087 votesCurrent Rating: 4495 + 3592 = 8087 votes 3592

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
3103 Current Rating: 3103 + 3248 = 6351 votesCurrent Rating: 3103 + 3248 = 6351 votes 3248

[912] 3: Good morning all
3228 Current Rating: 3228 + 2920 = 6148 votesCurrent Rating: 3228 + 2920 = 6148 votes 2920

[911] 2: He s cute ...
4324 Current Rating: 4324 + 3856 = 8180 votesCurrent Rating: 4324 + 3856 = 8180 votes 3856

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
8124 Current Rating: 8124 + 9160 = 17284 votesCurrent Rating: 8124 + 9160 = 17284 votes 9160


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
28560 Current Rating: 28560 + 29497 = 58057 votesCurrent Rating: 28560 + 29497 = 58057 votes 29497

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
5256 Current Rating: 5256 + 6668 = 11924 votesCurrent Rating: 5256 + 6668 = 11924 votes 6668

[907] 26: Knock knock!
3216 Current Rating: 3216 + 2842 = 6058 votesCurrent Rating: 3216 + 2842 = 6058 votes 2842

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
3353 Current Rating: 3353 + 2951 = 6304 votesCurrent Rating: 3353 + 2951 = 6304 votes 2951

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
3140 Current Rating: 3140 + 2573 = 5713 votesCurrent Rating: 3140 + 2573 = 5713 votes 2573

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
3538 Current Rating: 3538 + 3133 = 6671 votesCurrent Rating: 3538 + 3133 = 6671 votes 3133

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
5397 Current Rating: 5397 + 6060 = 11457 votesCurrent Rating: 5397 + 6060 = 11457 votes 6060

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
6767 Current Rating: 6767 + 8559 = 15326 votesCurrent Rating: 6767 + 8559 = 15326 votes 8559

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
3508 Current Rating: 3508 + 2877 = 6385 votesCurrent Rating: 3508 + 2877 = 6385 votes 2877

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
4452 Current Rating: 4452 + 4047 = 8499 votesCurrent Rating: 4452 + 4047 = 8499 votes 4047

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
3139 Current Rating: 3139 + 2542 = 5681 votesCurrent Rating: 3139 + 2542 = 5681 votes 2542

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
12510 Current Rating: 12510 + 14376 = 26886 votesCurrent Rating: 12510 + 14376 = 26886 votes 14376

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
27911 Current Rating: 27911 + 28138 = 56049 votesCurrent Rating: 27911 + 28138 = 56049 votes 28138

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
34728 Current Rating: 34728 + 36130 = 70858 votesCurrent Rating: 34728 + 36130 = 70858 votes 36130

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
3025 Current Rating: 3025 + 2519 = 5544 votesCurrent Rating: 3025 + 2519 = 5544 votes 2519

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
3617 Current Rating: 3617 + 2706 = 6323 votesCurrent Rating: 3617 + 2706 = 6323 votes 2706

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
3184 Current Rating: 3184 + 2746 = 5930 votesCurrent Rating: 3184 + 2746 = 5930 votes 2746

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
3026 Current Rating: 3026 + 2336 = 5362 votesCurrent Rating: 3026 + 2336 = 5362 votes 2336

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 5394 = 9422 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 5394 = 9422 votes 5394


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
2973 Current Rating: 2973 + 2114 = 5087 votesCurrent Rating: 2973 + 2114 = 5087 votes 2114

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
3174 Current Rating: 3174 + 2562 = 5736 votesCurrent Rating: 3174 + 2562 = 5736 votes 2562

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
3242 Current Rating: 3242 + 2510 = 5752 votesCurrent Rating: 3242 + 2510 = 5752 votes 2510

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
11220 Current Rating: 11220 + 12133 = 23353 votesCurrent Rating: 11220 + 12133 = 23353 votes 12133

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
3195 Current Rating: 3195 + 2507 = 5702 votesCurrent Rating: 3195 + 2507 = 5702 votes 2507

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
3063 Current Rating: 3063 + 2365 = 5428 votesCurrent Rating: 3063 + 2365 = 5428 votes 2365

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
2918 Current Rating: 2918 + 2377 = 5295 votesCurrent Rating: 2918 + 2377 = 5295 votes 2377

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
2954 Current Rating: 2954 + 2276 = 5230 votesCurrent Rating: 2954 + 2276 = 5230 votes 2276

[882] 21: Yes ...
2857 Current Rating: 2857 + 2175 = 5032 votesCurrent Rating: 2857 + 2175 = 5032 votes 2175

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
3297 Current Rating: 3297 + 2540 = 5837 votesCurrent Rating: 3297 + 2540 = 5837 votes 2540

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
4247 Current Rating: 4247 + 9559 = 13806 votesCurrent Rating: 4247 + 9559 = 13806 votes 9559

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
5133 Current Rating: 5133 + 5748 = 10881 votesCurrent Rating: 5133 + 5748 = 10881 votes 5748

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
4785 Current Rating: 4785 + 6784 = 11569 votesCurrent Rating: 4785 + 6784 = 11569 votes 6784

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
3569 Current Rating: 3569 + 3146 = 6715 votesCurrent Rating: 3569 + 3146 = 6715 votes 3146

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
20440 Current Rating: 20440 + 21486 = 41926 votesCurrent Rating: 20440 + 21486 = 41926 votes 21486

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
17902 Current Rating: 17902 + 20593 = 38495 votesCurrent Rating: 17902 + 20593 = 38495 votes 20593

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
2732 Current Rating: 2732 + 2071 = 4803 votesCurrent Rating: 2732 + 2071 = 4803 votes 2071

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
7452 Current Rating: 7452 + 7840 = 15292 votesCurrent Rating: 7452 + 7840 = 15292 votes 7840

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
6012 Current Rating: 6012 + 5543 = 11555 votesCurrent Rating: 6012 + 5543 = 11555 votes 5543

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
3278 Current Rating: 3278 + 2706 = 5984 votesCurrent Rating: 3278 + 2706 = 5984 votes 2706

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
3012 Current Rating: 3012 + 2797 = 5809 votesCurrent Rating: 3012 + 2797 = 5809 votes 2797

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
4121 Current Rating: 4121 + 5020 = 9141 votesCurrent Rating: 4121 + 5020 = 9141 votes 5020


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
15818 Current Rating: 15818 + 17628 = 33446 votesCurrent Rating: 15818 + 17628 = 33446 votes 17628

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
3261 Current Rating: 3261 + 4138 = 7399 votesCurrent Rating: 3261 + 4138 = 7399 votes 4138

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
7993 Current Rating: 7993 + 9943 = 17936 votesCurrent Rating: 7993 + 9943 = 17936 votes 9943

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
4785 Current Rating: 4785 + 4487 = 9272 votesCurrent Rating: 4785 + 4487 = 9272 votes 4487

[864] 24: You look grumpy
3324 Current Rating: 3324 + 2557 = 5881 votesCurrent Rating: 3324 + 2557 = 5881 votes 2557

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
3196 Current Rating: 3196 + 3396 = 6592 votesCurrent Rating: 3196 + 3396 = 6592 votes 3396

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
7694 Current Rating: 7694 + 9605 = 17299 votesCurrent Rating: 7694 + 9605 = 17299 votes 9605

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
3866 Current Rating: 3866 + 3777 = 7643 votesCurrent Rating: 3866 + 3777 = 7643 votes 3777

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
3084 Current Rating: 3084 + 2601 = 5685 votesCurrent Rating: 3084 + 2601 = 5685 votes 2601

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
2873 Current Rating: 2873 + 2226 = 5099 votesCurrent Rating: 2873 + 2226 = 5099 votes 2226

[858] 16: I work for the bank
3157 Current Rating: 3157 + 2480 = 5637 votesCurrent Rating: 3157 + 2480 = 5637 votes 2480

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
3531 Current Rating: 3531 + 2548 = 6079 votesCurrent Rating: 3531 + 2548 = 6079 votes 2548

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
4420 Current Rating: 4420 + 4676 = 9096 votesCurrent Rating: 4420 + 4676 = 9096 votes 4676

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
3007 Current Rating: 3007 + 2345 = 5352 votesCurrent Rating: 3007 + 2345 = 5352 votes 2345

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
2947 Current Rating: 2947 + 3401 = 6348 votesCurrent Rating: 2947 + 3401 = 6348 votes 3401

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
3243 Current Rating: 3243 + 2409 = 5652 votesCurrent Rating: 3243 + 2409 = 5652 votes 2409

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
3051 Current Rating: 3051 + 2322 = 5373 votesCurrent Rating: 3051 + 2322 = 5373 votes 2322

[851] 5: I can
9722 Current Rating: 9722 + 11853 = 21575 votesCurrent Rating: 9722 + 11853 = 21575 votes 11853

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
18957 Current Rating: 18957 + 19064 = 38021 votesCurrent Rating: 18957 + 19064 = 38021 votes 19064

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
13038 Current Rating: 13038 + 14965 = 28003 votesCurrent Rating: 13038 + 14965 = 28003 votes 14965


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
9196 Current Rating: 9196 + 11572 = 20768 votesCurrent Rating: 9196 + 11572 = 20768 votes 11572

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
6979 Current Rating: 6979 + 7111 = 14090 votesCurrent Rating: 6979 + 7111 = 14090 votes 7111

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
18244 Current Rating: 18244 + 24758 = 43002 votesCurrent Rating: 18244 + 24758 = 43002 votes 24758

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
3369 Current Rating: 3369 + 3593 = 6962 votesCurrent Rating: 3369 + 3593 = 6962 votes 3593

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
4593 Current Rating: 4593 + 3670 = 8263 votesCurrent Rating: 4593 + 3670 = 8263 votes 3670

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
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[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
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[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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