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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
8954 Current Rating: 8954 + 8990 = 17944 votesCurrent Rating: 8954 + 8990 = 17944 votes 8990

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
7627 Current Rating: 7627 + 9479 = 17106 votesCurrent Rating: 7627 + 9479 = 17106 votes 9479

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
35142 Current Rating: 35142 + 39433 = 74575 votesCurrent Rating: 35142 + 39433 = 74575 votes 39433

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
8695 Current Rating: 8695 + 7871 = 16566 votesCurrent Rating: 8695 + 7871 = 16566 votes 7871

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
6489 Current Rating: 6489 + 7358 = 13847 votesCurrent Rating: 6489 + 7358 = 13847 votes 7358

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
9794 Current Rating: 9794 + 8899 = 18693 votesCurrent Rating: 9794 + 8899 = 18693 votes 8899

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
7518 Current Rating: 7518 + 6659 = 14177 votesCurrent Rating: 7518 + 6659 = 14177 votes 6659

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
14591 Current Rating: 14591 + 15930 = 30521 votesCurrent Rating: 14591 + 15930 = 30521 votes 15930

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
10114 Current Rating: 10114 + 10112 = 20226 votesCurrent Rating: 10114 + 10112 = 20226 votes 10112

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
12209 Current Rating: 12209 + 13362 = 25571 votesCurrent Rating: 12209 + 13362 = 25571 votes 13362

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
11486 Current Rating: 11486 + 13125 = 24611 votesCurrent Rating: 11486 + 13125 = 24611 votes 13125

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
8471 Current Rating: 8471 + 8531 = 17002 votesCurrent Rating: 8471 + 8531 = 17002 votes 8531


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
7221 Current Rating: 7221 + 7389 = 14610 votesCurrent Rating: 7221 + 7389 = 14610 votes 7389

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
9181 Current Rating: 9181 + 10844 = 20025 votesCurrent Rating: 9181 + 10844 = 20025 votes 10844

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
9670 Current Rating: 9670 + 11312 = 20982 votesCurrent Rating: 9670 + 11312 = 20982 votes 11312

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
9197 Current Rating: 9197 + 7975 = 17172 votesCurrent Rating: 9197 + 7975 = 17172 votes 7975

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
24455 Current Rating: 24455 + 21937 = 46392 votesCurrent Rating: 24455 + 21937 = 46392 votes 21937

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
10431 Current Rating: 10431 + 10971 = 21402 votesCurrent Rating: 10431 + 10971 = 21402 votes 10971

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
11548 Current Rating: 11548 + 10185 = 21733 votesCurrent Rating: 11548 + 10185 = 21733 votes 10185

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
16887 Current Rating: 16887 + 18555 = 35442 votesCurrent Rating: 16887 + 18555 = 35442 votes 18555

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
8686 Current Rating: 8686 + 9471 = 18157 votesCurrent Rating: 8686 + 9471 = 18157 votes 9471

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
7972 Current Rating: 7972 + 7933 = 15905 votesCurrent Rating: 7972 + 7933 = 15905 votes 7933

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
9722 Current Rating: 9722 + 10859 = 20581 votesCurrent Rating: 9722 + 10859 = 20581 votes 10859

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
9037 Current Rating: 9037 + 10894 = 19931 votesCurrent Rating: 9037 + 10894 = 19931 votes 10894

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
14456 Current Rating: 14456 + 16358 = 30814 votesCurrent Rating: 14456 + 16358 = 30814 votes 16358

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
9043 Current Rating: 9043 + 10767 = 19810 votesCurrent Rating: 9043 + 10767 = 19810 votes 10767

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
7855 Current Rating: 7855 + 6801 = 14656 votesCurrent Rating: 7855 + 6801 = 14656 votes 6801

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
7736 Current Rating: 7736 + 6920 = 14656 votesCurrent Rating: 7736 + 6920 = 14656 votes 6920

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
8474 Current Rating: 8474 + 7515 = 15989 votesCurrent Rating: 8474 + 7515 = 15989 votes 7515

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
12651 Current Rating: 12651 + 12710 = 25361 votesCurrent Rating: 12651 + 12710 = 25361 votes 12710

[995] 5: Back already?
12406 Current Rating: 12406 + 12287 = 24693 votesCurrent Rating: 12406 + 12287 = 24693 votes 12287

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
19106 Current Rating: 19106 + 19787 = 38893 votesCurrent Rating: 19106 + 19787 = 38893 votes 19787

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
10748 Current Rating: 10748 + 11819 = 22567 votesCurrent Rating: 10748 + 11819 = 22567 votes 11819


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
33426 Current Rating: 33426 + 32620 = 66046 votesCurrent Rating: 33426 + 32620 = 66046 votes 32620

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
11840 Current Rating: 11840 + 12126 = 23966 votesCurrent Rating: 11840 + 12126 = 23966 votes 12126

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
6887 Current Rating: 6887 + 6800 = 13687 votesCurrent Rating: 6887 + 6800 = 13687 votes 6800

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
9156 Current Rating: 9156 + 8268 = 17424 votesCurrent Rating: 9156 + 8268 = 17424 votes 8268

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
9764 Current Rating: 9764 + 12057 = 21821 votesCurrent Rating: 9764 + 12057 = 21821 votes 12057

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
9695 Current Rating: 9695 + 12335 = 22030 votesCurrent Rating: 9695 + 12335 = 22030 votes 12335

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
8648 Current Rating: 8648 + 8107 = 16755 votesCurrent Rating: 8648 + 8107 = 16755 votes 8107

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
10543 Current Rating: 10543 + 11251 = 21794 votesCurrent Rating: 10543 + 11251 = 21794 votes 11251

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
8527 Current Rating: 8527 + 7752 = 16279 votesCurrent Rating: 8527 + 7752 = 16279 votes 7752

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
8847 Current Rating: 8847 + 8343 = 17190 votesCurrent Rating: 8847 + 8343 = 17190 votes 8343

[982] 17: Today s science class
8660 Current Rating: 8660 + 10444 = 19104 votesCurrent Rating: 8660 + 10444 = 19104 votes 10444

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
7584 Current Rating: 7584 + 6674 = 14258 votesCurrent Rating: 7584 + 6674 = 14258 votes 6674

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
7449 Current Rating: 7449 + 6483 = 13932 votesCurrent Rating: 7449 + 6483 = 13932 votes 6483

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
9075 Current Rating: 9075 + 8731 = 17806 votesCurrent Rating: 9075 + 8731 = 17806 votes 8731

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
32325 Current Rating: 32325 + 35302 = 67627 votesCurrent Rating: 32325 + 35302 = 67627 votes 35302

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
9475 Current Rating: 9475 + 9149 = 18624 votesCurrent Rating: 9475 + 9149 = 18624 votes 9149

[976] 8: Good morning sir
7077 Current Rating: 7077 + 7340 = 14417 votesCurrent Rating: 7077 + 7340 = 14417 votes 7340

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
9375 Current Rating: 9375 + 8615 = 17990 votesCurrent Rating: 9375 + 8615 = 17990 votes 8615

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
14329 Current Rating: 14329 + 13423 = 27752 votesCurrent Rating: 14329 + 13423 = 27752 votes 13423

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
7401 Current Rating: 7401 + 7113 = 14514 votesCurrent Rating: 7401 + 7113 = 14514 votes 7113

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
8420 Current Rating: 8420 + 7482 = 15902 votesCurrent Rating: 8420 + 7482 = 15902 votes 7482

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
9843 Current Rating: 9843 + 8514 = 18357 votesCurrent Rating: 9843 + 8514 = 18357 votes 8514


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
9135 Current Rating: 9135 + 7889 = 17024 votesCurrent Rating: 9135 + 7889 = 17024 votes 7889

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
9728 Current Rating: 9728 + 9018 = 18746 votesCurrent Rating: 9728 + 9018 = 18746 votes 9018

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
8122 Current Rating: 8122 + 7211 = 15333 votesCurrent Rating: 8122 + 7211 = 15333 votes 7211

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
9424 Current Rating: 9424 + 9483 = 18907 votesCurrent Rating: 9424 + 9483 = 18907 votes 9483

[966] 20: Hi ladies
10442 Current Rating: 10442 + 9543 = 19985 votesCurrent Rating: 10442 + 9543 = 19985 votes 9543

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
8423 Current Rating: 8423 + 7689 = 16112 votesCurrent Rating: 8423 + 7689 = 16112 votes 7689

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
7528 Current Rating: 7528 + 6471 = 13999 votesCurrent Rating: 7528 + 6471 = 13999 votes 6471

[963] 17: Knock knock!
10558 Current Rating: 10558 + 9895 = 20453 votesCurrent Rating: 10558 + 9895 = 20453 votes 9895

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
8800 Current Rating: 8800 + 8155 = 16955 votesCurrent Rating: 8800 + 8155 = 16955 votes 8155

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
38827 Current Rating: 38827 + 44174 = 83001 votesCurrent Rating: 38827 + 44174 = 83001 votes 44174

[960] 12: We need your legal help
9080 Current Rating: 9080 + 8244 = 17324 votesCurrent Rating: 9080 + 8244 = 17324 votes 8244

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
9188 Current Rating: 9188 + 8305 = 17493 votesCurrent Rating: 9188 + 8305 = 17493 votes 8305

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
7547 Current Rating: 7547 + 6547 = 14094 votesCurrent Rating: 7547 + 6547 = 14094 votes 6547

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
7623 Current Rating: 7623 + 10290 = 17913 votesCurrent Rating: 7623 + 10290 = 17913 votes 10290

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
8391 Current Rating: 8391 + 10247 = 18638 votesCurrent Rating: 8391 + 10247 = 18638 votes 10247

[955] 5: So, what s news?
8517 Current Rating: 8517 + 9141 = 17658 votesCurrent Rating: 8517 + 9141 = 17658 votes 9141

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
7821 Current Rating: 7821 + 6788 = 14609 votesCurrent Rating: 7821 + 6788 = 14609 votes 6788

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
6840 Current Rating: 6840 + 7903 = 14743 votesCurrent Rating: 6840 + 7903 = 14743 votes 7903

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
27299 Current Rating: 27299 + 26634 = 53933 votesCurrent Rating: 27299 + 26634 = 53933 votes 26634


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
7030 Current Rating: 7030 + 7073 = 14103 votesCurrent Rating: 7030 + 7073 = 14103 votes 7073

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
18369 Current Rating: 18369 + 18440 = 36809 votesCurrent Rating: 18369 + 18440 = 36809 votes 18440

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
8394 Current Rating: 8394 + 7971 = 16365 votesCurrent Rating: 8394 + 7971 = 16365 votes 7971

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
6726 Current Rating: 6726 + 5732 = 12458 votesCurrent Rating: 6726 + 5732 = 12458 votes 5732

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
11954 Current Rating: 11954 + 11178 = 23132 votesCurrent Rating: 11954 + 11178 = 23132 votes 11178

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
9194 Current Rating: 9194 + 8125 = 17319 votesCurrent Rating: 9194 + 8125 = 17319 votes 8125

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
9167 Current Rating: 9167 + 8262 = 17429 votesCurrent Rating: 9167 + 8262 = 17429 votes 8262

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
9157 Current Rating: 9157 + 10106 = 19263 votesCurrent Rating: 9157 + 10106 = 19263 votes 10106

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
9940 Current Rating: 9940 + 8989 = 18929 votesCurrent Rating: 9940 + 8989 = 18929 votes 8989

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
10571 Current Rating: 10571 + 9756 = 20327 votesCurrent Rating: 10571 + 9756 = 20327 votes 9756

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
9576 Current Rating: 9576 + 9075 = 18651 votesCurrent Rating: 9576 + 9075 = 18651 votes 9075

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
14041 Current Rating: 14041 + 15271 = 29312 votesCurrent Rating: 14041 + 15271 = 29312 votes 15271

[939] 13: She s a hottie
8642 Current Rating: 8642 + 7954 = 16596 votesCurrent Rating: 8642 + 7954 = 16596 votes 7954

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
7551 Current Rating: 7551 + 7013 = 14564 votesCurrent Rating: 7551 + 7013 = 14564 votes 7013

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
7270 Current Rating: 7270 + 6432 = 13702 votesCurrent Rating: 7270 + 6432 = 13702 votes 6432

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
8165 Current Rating: 8165 + 7462 = 15627 votesCurrent Rating: 8165 + 7462 = 15627 votes 7462

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
7543 Current Rating: 7543 + 6742 = 14285 votesCurrent Rating: 7543 + 6742 = 14285 votes 6742

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
8616 Current Rating: 8616 + 7688 = 16304 votesCurrent Rating: 8616 + 7688 = 16304 votes 7688

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
7664 Current Rating: 7664 + 6737 = 14401 votesCurrent Rating: 7664 + 6737 = 14401 votes 6737


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
9610 Current Rating: 9610 + 9257 = 18867 votesCurrent Rating: 9610 + 9257 = 18867 votes 9257

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
7230 Current Rating: 7230 + 7316 = 14546 votesCurrent Rating: 7230 + 7316 = 14546 votes 7316

[930] 29: I need your help
8717 Current Rating: 8717 + 9619 = 18336 votesCurrent Rating: 8717 + 9619 = 18336 votes 9619

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
9542 Current Rating: 9542 + 8869 = 18411 votesCurrent Rating: 9542 + 8869 = 18411 votes 8869

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
6410 Current Rating: 6410 + 6435 = 12845 votesCurrent Rating: 6410 + 6435 = 12845 votes 6435

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
8227 Current Rating: 8227 + 7482 = 15709 votesCurrent Rating: 8227 + 7482 = 15709 votes 7482

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
7020 Current Rating: 7020 + 6018 = 13038 votesCurrent Rating: 7020 + 6018 = 13038 votes 6018

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
11289 Current Rating: 11289 + 10598 = 21887 votesCurrent Rating: 11289 + 10598 = 21887 votes 10598

[924] 19: Did things go well?
10146 Current Rating: 10146 + 9383 = 19529 votesCurrent Rating: 10146 + 9383 = 19529 votes 9383

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
7964 Current Rating: 7964 + 9625 = 17589 votesCurrent Rating: 7964 + 9625 = 17589 votes 9625

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
19902 Current Rating: 19902 + 21652 = 41554 votesCurrent Rating: 19902 + 21652 = 41554 votes 21652

[921] 16: You look wretched
14486 Current Rating: 14486 + 17167 = 31653 votesCurrent Rating: 14486 + 17167 = 31653 votes 17167

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
38953 Current Rating: 38953 + 41318 = 80271 votesCurrent Rating: 38953 + 41318 = 80271 votes 41318

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
13891 Current Rating: 13891 + 15002 = 28893 votesCurrent Rating: 13891 + 15002 = 28893 votes 15002

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
10258 Current Rating: 10258 + 12099 = 22357 votesCurrent Rating: 10258 + 12099 = 22357 votes 12099

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
36450 Current Rating: 36450 + 39750 = 76200 votesCurrent Rating: 36450 + 39750 = 76200 votes 39750

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
68513 Current Rating: 68513 + 72289 = 140802 votesCurrent Rating: 68513 + 72289 = 140802 votes 72289

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
14956 Current Rating: 14956 + 15701 = 30657 votesCurrent Rating: 14956 + 15701 = 30657 votes 15701

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
10167 Current Rating: 10167 + 11023 = 21190 votesCurrent Rating: 10167 + 11023 = 21190 votes 11023

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
6769 Current Rating: 6769 + 6802 = 13571 votesCurrent Rating: 6769 + 6802 = 13571 votes 6802

[912] 3: Good morning all
8870 Current Rating: 8870 + 8480 = 17350 votesCurrent Rating: 8870 + 8480 = 17350 votes 8480

[911] 2: He s cute ...
9407 Current Rating: 9407 + 9158 = 18565 votesCurrent Rating: 9407 + 9158 = 18565 votes 9158

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
13759 Current Rating: 13759 + 14580 = 28339 votesCurrent Rating: 13759 + 14580 = 28339 votes 14580


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
34431 Current Rating: 34431 + 36082 = 70513 votesCurrent Rating: 34431 + 36082 = 70513 votes 36082

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
9119 Current Rating: 9119 + 10330 = 19449 votesCurrent Rating: 9119 + 10330 = 19449 votes 10330

[907] 26: Knock knock!
7301 Current Rating: 7301 + 6803 = 14104 votesCurrent Rating: 7301 + 6803 = 14104 votes 6803

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
8654 Current Rating: 8654 + 8102 = 16756 votesCurrent Rating: 8654 + 8102 = 16756 votes 8102

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
8198 Current Rating: 8198 + 7584 = 15782 votesCurrent Rating: 8198 + 7584 = 15782 votes 7584

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
8673 Current Rating: 8673 + 8087 = 16760 votesCurrent Rating: 8673 + 8087 = 16760 votes 8087

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
11000 Current Rating: 11000 + 11591 = 22591 votesCurrent Rating: 11000 + 11591 = 22591 votes 11591

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
11359 Current Rating: 11359 + 14250 = 25609 votesCurrent Rating: 11359 + 14250 = 25609 votes 14250

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
8610 Current Rating: 8610 + 7793 = 16403 votesCurrent Rating: 8610 + 7793 = 16403 votes 7793

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
8966 Current Rating: 8966 + 8438 = 17404 votesCurrent Rating: 8966 + 8438 = 17404 votes 8438

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
8313 Current Rating: 8313 + 7525 = 15838 votesCurrent Rating: 8313 + 7525 = 15838 votes 7525

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
17278 Current Rating: 17278 + 19080 = 36358 votesCurrent Rating: 17278 + 19080 = 36358 votes 19080

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
32151 Current Rating: 32151 + 32328 = 64479 votesCurrent Rating: 32151 + 32328 = 64479 votes 32328

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
39747 Current Rating: 39747 + 40785 = 80532 votesCurrent Rating: 39747 + 40785 = 80532 votes 40785

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
7348 Current Rating: 7348 + 6274 = 13622 votesCurrent Rating: 7348 + 6274 = 13622 votes 6274

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
9597 Current Rating: 9597 + 8256 = 17853 votesCurrent Rating: 9597 + 8256 = 17853 votes 8256

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
10312 Current Rating: 10312 + 8518 = 18830 votesCurrent Rating: 10312 + 8518 = 18830 votes 8518

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
10293 Current Rating: 10293 + 8668 = 18961 votesCurrent Rating: 10293 + 8668 = 18961 votes 8668

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
9379 Current Rating: 9379 + 10004 = 19383 votesCurrent Rating: 9379 + 10004 = 19383 votes 10004


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
7187 Current Rating: 7187 + 6387 = 13574 votesCurrent Rating: 7187 + 6387 = 13574 votes 6387

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
7884 Current Rating: 7884 + 7270 = 15154 votesCurrent Rating: 7884 + 7270 = 15154 votes 7270

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
8990 Current Rating: 8990 + 8038 = 17028 votesCurrent Rating: 8990 + 8038 = 17028 votes 8038

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
15934 Current Rating: 15934 + 16680 = 32614 votesCurrent Rating: 15934 + 16680 = 32614 votes 16680

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
7612 Current Rating: 7612 + 6787 = 14399 votesCurrent Rating: 7612 + 6787 = 14399 votes 6787

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
7448 Current Rating: 7448 + 6547 = 13995 votesCurrent Rating: 7448 + 6547 = 13995 votes 6547

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
6834 Current Rating: 6834 + 6045 = 12879 votesCurrent Rating: 6834 + 6045 = 12879 votes 6045

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
15268 Current Rating: 15268 + 13621 = 28889 votesCurrent Rating: 15268 + 13621 = 28889 votes 13621

[882] 21: Yes ...
11075 Current Rating: 11075 + 8788 = 19863 votesCurrent Rating: 11075 + 8788 = 19863 votes 8788

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
10286 Current Rating: 10286 + 8536 = 18822 votesCurrent Rating: 10286 + 8536 = 18822 votes 8536

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
11328 Current Rating: 11328 + 16129 = 27457 votesCurrent Rating: 11328 + 16129 = 27457 votes 16129

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
16174 Current Rating: 16174 + 16266 = 32440 votesCurrent Rating: 16174 + 16266 = 32440 votes 16266

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
19358 Current Rating: 19358 + 21793 = 41151 votesCurrent Rating: 19358 + 21793 = 41151 votes 21793

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
12549 Current Rating: 12549 + 11563 = 24112 votesCurrent Rating: 12549 + 11563 = 24112 votes 11563

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
28643 Current Rating: 28643 + 29672 = 58315 votesCurrent Rating: 28643 + 29672 = 58315 votes 29672

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
23371 Current Rating: 23371 + 26055 = 49426 votesCurrent Rating: 23371 + 26055 = 49426 votes 26055

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
7521 Current Rating: 7521 + 6800 = 14321 votesCurrent Rating: 7521 + 6800 = 14321 votes 6800

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
12260 Current Rating: 12260 + 12569 = 24829 votesCurrent Rating: 12260 + 12569 = 24829 votes 12569

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
9282 Current Rating: 9282 + 8635 = 17917 votesCurrent Rating: 9282 + 8635 = 17917 votes 8635

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
8056 Current Rating: 8056 + 7287 = 15343 votesCurrent Rating: 8056 + 7287 = 15343 votes 7287

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
7639 Current Rating: 7639 + 7445 = 15084 votesCurrent Rating: 7639 + 7445 = 15084 votes 7445

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
7824 Current Rating: 7824 + 8569 = 16393 votesCurrent Rating: 7824 + 8569 = 16393 votes 8569


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
24348 Current Rating: 24348 + 26008 = 50356 votesCurrent Rating: 24348 + 26008 = 50356 votes 26008

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
8138 Current Rating: 8138 + 9047 = 17185 votesCurrent Rating: 8138 + 9047 = 17185 votes 9047

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
14451 Current Rating: 14451 + 17203 = 31654 votesCurrent Rating: 14451 + 17203 = 31654 votes 17203

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
9995 Current Rating: 9995 + 9404 = 19399 votesCurrent Rating: 9995 + 9404 = 19399 votes 9404

[864] 24: You look grumpy
8109 Current Rating: 8109 + 7000 = 15109 votesCurrent Rating: 8109 + 7000 = 15109 votes 7000

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
8002 Current Rating: 8002 + 8065 = 16067 votesCurrent Rating: 8002 + 8065 = 16067 votes 8065

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
13528 Current Rating: 13528 + 15176 = 28704 votesCurrent Rating: 13528 + 15176 = 28704 votes 15176

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
9258 Current Rating: 9258 + 8796 = 18054 votesCurrent Rating: 9258 + 8796 = 18054 votes 8796

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
8389 Current Rating: 8389 + 7834 = 16223 votesCurrent Rating: 8389 + 7834 = 16223 votes 7834

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
7600 Current Rating: 7600 + 6876 = 14476 votesCurrent Rating: 7600 + 6876 = 14476 votes 6876

[858] 16: I work for the bank
7855 Current Rating: 7855 + 6989 = 14844 votesCurrent Rating: 7855 + 6989 = 14844 votes 6989

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
9441 Current Rating: 9441 + 9461 = 18902 votesCurrent Rating: 9441 + 9461 = 18902 votes 9461

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
9301 Current Rating: 9301 + 9346 = 18647 votesCurrent Rating: 9301 + 9346 = 18647 votes 9346

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
6616 Current Rating: 6616 + 5781 = 12397 votesCurrent Rating: 6616 + 5781 = 12397 votes 5781

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
8100 Current Rating: 8100 + 8053 = 16153 votesCurrent Rating: 8100 + 8053 = 16153 votes 8053

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
9472 Current Rating: 9472 + 7772 = 17244 votesCurrent Rating: 9472 + 7772 = 17244 votes 7772

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
11795 Current Rating: 11795 + 10172 = 21967 votesCurrent Rating: 11795 + 10172 = 21967 votes 10172

[851] 5: I can
16450 Current Rating: 16450 + 18785 = 35235 votesCurrent Rating: 16450 + 18785 = 35235 votes 18785

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
26629 Current Rating: 26629 + 26618 = 53247 votesCurrent Rating: 26629 + 26618 = 53247 votes 26618

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
19088 Current Rating: 19088 + 20855 = 39943 votesCurrent Rating: 19088 + 20855 = 39943 votes 20855


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
14532 Current Rating: 14532 + 16799 = 31331 votesCurrent Rating: 14532 + 16799 = 31331 votes 16799

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
18250 Current Rating: 18250 + 18515 = 36765 votesCurrent Rating: 18250 + 18515 = 36765 votes 18515

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
37698 Current Rating: 37698 + 43567 = 81265 votesCurrent Rating: 37698 + 43567 = 81265 votes 43567

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
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[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
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[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
7682 Current Rating: 7682 + 7597 = 15279 votesCurrent Rating: 7682 + 7597 = 15279 votes 7597

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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