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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1210 = 2475 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1210 = 2475 votes 1210

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
603 Current Rating: 603 + 528 = 1131 votesCurrent Rating: 603 + 528 = 1131 votes 528

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
1841 Current Rating: 1841 + 2117 = 3958 votesCurrent Rating: 1841 + 2117 = 3958 votes 2117

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
661 Current Rating: 661 + 612 = 1273 votesCurrent Rating: 661 + 612 = 1273 votes 612

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
727 Current Rating: 727 + 588 = 1315 votesCurrent Rating: 727 + 588 = 1315 votes 588

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
597 Current Rating: 597 + 663 = 1260 votesCurrent Rating: 597 + 663 = 1260 votes 663

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
682 Current Rating: 682 + 694 = 1376 votesCurrent Rating: 682 + 694 = 1376 votes 694

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
3121 Current Rating: 3121 + 5942 = 9063 votesCurrent Rating: 3121 + 5942 = 9063 votes 5942

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 787 = 1948 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 787 = 1948 votes 787

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 978 = 2307 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 978 = 2307 votes 978

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
680 Current Rating: 680 + 615 = 1295 votesCurrent Rating: 680 + 615 = 1295 votes 615

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
619 Current Rating: 619 + 552 = 1171 votesCurrent Rating: 619 + 552 = 1171 votes 552


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
626 Current Rating: 626 + 584 = 1210 votesCurrent Rating: 626 + 584 = 1210 votes 584

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
473 Current Rating: 473 + 420 = 893 votesCurrent Rating: 473 + 420 = 893 votes 420

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
658 Current Rating: 658 + 549 = 1207 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 549 = 1207 votes 549

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
556 Current Rating: 556 + 515 = 1071 votesCurrent Rating: 556 + 515 = 1071 votes 515

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
735 Current Rating: 735 + 669 = 1404 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 669 = 1404 votes 669

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
746 Current Rating: 746 + 651 = 1397 votesCurrent Rating: 746 + 651 = 1397 votes 651

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
474 Current Rating: 474 + 512 = 986 votesCurrent Rating: 474 + 512 = 986 votes 512

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
774 Current Rating: 774 + 715 = 1489 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 715 = 1489 votes 715

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1037 Current Rating: 1037 + 740 = 1777 votesCurrent Rating: 1037 + 740 = 1777 votes 740

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
612 Current Rating: 612 + 535 = 1147 votesCurrent Rating: 612 + 535 = 1147 votes 535

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 898 = 2190 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 898 = 2190 votes 898

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 827 = 2120 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 827 = 2120 votes 827

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
3447 Current Rating: 3447 + 3753 = 7200 votesCurrent Rating: 3447 + 3753 = 7200 votes 3753

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1151 = 2422 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1151 = 2422 votes 1151

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
572 Current Rating: 572 + 514 = 1086 votesCurrent Rating: 572 + 514 = 1086 votes 514

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
422 Current Rating: 422 + 541 = 963 votesCurrent Rating: 422 + 541 = 963 votes 541

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
547 Current Rating: 547 + 645 = 1192 votesCurrent Rating: 547 + 645 = 1192 votes 645

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6156 Current Rating: 6156 + 6845 = 13001 votesCurrent Rating: 6156 + 6845 = 13001 votes 6845

[995] 5: Back already?
520 Current Rating: 520 + 778 = 1298 votesCurrent Rating: 520 + 778 = 1298 votes 778

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 808 = 1905 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 808 = 1905 votes 808

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
1963 Current Rating: 1963 + 1598 = 3561 votesCurrent Rating: 1963 + 1598 = 3561 votes 1598


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
1838 Current Rating: 1838 + 1596 = 3434 votesCurrent Rating: 1838 + 1596 = 3434 votes 1596

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4673 Current Rating: 4673 + 5280 = 9953 votesCurrent Rating: 4673 + 5280 = 9953 votes 5280

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 968 = 2248 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 968 = 2248 votes 968

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
831 Current Rating: 831 + 831 = 1662 votesCurrent Rating: 831 + 831 = 1662 votes 831

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 921 = 2246 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 921 = 2246 votes 921

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2444 Current Rating: 2444 + 1681 = 4125 votesCurrent Rating: 2444 + 1681 = 4125 votes 1681

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1299 Current Rating: 1299 + 1165 = 2464 votesCurrent Rating: 1299 + 1165 = 2464 votes 1165

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2513 Current Rating: 2513 + 1857 = 4370 votesCurrent Rating: 2513 + 1857 = 4370 votes 1857

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 859 = 1989 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 859 = 1989 votes 859

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
673 Current Rating: 673 + 712 = 1385 votesCurrent Rating: 673 + 712 = 1385 votes 712

[982] 17: Today s science class
574 Current Rating: 574 + 523 = 1097 votesCurrent Rating: 574 + 523 = 1097 votes 523

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
519 Current Rating: 519 + 788 = 1307 votesCurrent Rating: 519 + 788 = 1307 votes 788

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
347 Current Rating: 347 + 456 = 803 votesCurrent Rating: 347 + 456 = 803 votes 456

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
889 Current Rating: 889 + 1477 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 1477 = 2366 votes 1477

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26079 Current Rating: 26079 + 25566 = 51645 votesCurrent Rating: 26079 + 25566 = 51645 votes 25566

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 858 = 1893 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 858 = 1893 votes 858

[976] 8: Good morning sir
757 Current Rating: 757 + 755 = 1512 votesCurrent Rating: 757 + 755 = 1512 votes 755

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1126 = 2442 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1126 = 2442 votes 1126

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3612 Current Rating: 3612 + 3860 = 7472 votesCurrent Rating: 3612 + 3860 = 7472 votes 3860

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1131 = 2422 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1131 = 2422 votes 1131

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
789 Current Rating: 789 + 1032 = 1821 votesCurrent Rating: 789 + 1032 = 1821 votes 1032

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
568 Current Rating: 568 + 736 = 1304 votesCurrent Rating: 568 + 736 = 1304 votes 736


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
533 Current Rating: 533 + 974 = 1507 votesCurrent Rating: 533 + 974 = 1507 votes 974

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
475 Current Rating: 475 + 690 = 1165 votesCurrent Rating: 475 + 690 = 1165 votes 690

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
660 Current Rating: 660 + 703 = 1363 votesCurrent Rating: 660 + 703 = 1363 votes 703

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
833 Current Rating: 833 + 750 = 1583 votesCurrent Rating: 833 + 750 = 1583 votes 750

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3606 Current Rating: 3606 + 3356 = 6962 votesCurrent Rating: 3606 + 3356 = 6962 votes 3356

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 890 = 1988 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 890 = 1988 votes 890

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1422 Current Rating: 1422 + 1070 = 2492 votesCurrent Rating: 1422 + 1070 = 2492 votes 1070

[963] 17: Knock knock!
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1354 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1354 = 2879 votes 1354

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
594 Current Rating: 594 + 694 = 1288 votesCurrent Rating: 594 + 694 = 1288 votes 694

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
29671 Current Rating: 29671 + 29703 = 59374 votesCurrent Rating: 29671 + 29703 = 59374 votes 29703

[960] 12: We need your legal help
664 Current Rating: 664 + 782 = 1446 votesCurrent Rating: 664 + 782 = 1446 votes 782

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1315 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1315 = 2778 votes 1315

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
742 Current Rating: 742 + 601 = 1343 votesCurrent Rating: 742 + 601 = 1343 votes 601

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
541 Current Rating: 541 + 449 = 990 votesCurrent Rating: 541 + 449 = 990 votes 449

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
699 Current Rating: 699 + 592 = 1291 votesCurrent Rating: 699 + 592 = 1291 votes 592

[955] 5: So, what s news?
669 Current Rating: 669 + 496 = 1165 votesCurrent Rating: 669 + 496 = 1165 votes 496

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
388 Current Rating: 388 + 403 = 791 votesCurrent Rating: 388 + 403 = 791 votes 403

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
577 Current Rating: 577 + 594 = 1171 votesCurrent Rating: 577 + 594 = 1171 votes 594

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
312 Current Rating: 312 + 354 = 666 votesCurrent Rating: 312 + 354 = 666 votes 354


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
467 Current Rating: 467 + 497 = 964 votesCurrent Rating: 467 + 497 = 964 votes 497

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
381 Current Rating: 381 + 466 = 847 votesCurrent Rating: 381 + 466 = 847 votes 466

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
566 Current Rating: 566 + 784 = 1350 votesCurrent Rating: 566 + 784 = 1350 votes 784

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1497 Current Rating: 1497 + 1324 = 2821 votesCurrent Rating: 1497 + 1324 = 2821 votes 1324

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
672 Current Rating: 672 + 658 = 1330 votesCurrent Rating: 672 + 658 = 1330 votes 658

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
427 Current Rating: 427 + 518 = 945 votesCurrent Rating: 427 + 518 = 945 votes 518

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
636 Current Rating: 636 + 640 = 1276 votesCurrent Rating: 636 + 640 = 1276 votes 640

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1144 Current Rating: 1144 + 784 = 1928 votesCurrent Rating: 1144 + 784 = 1928 votes 784

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
656 Current Rating: 656 + 603 = 1259 votesCurrent Rating: 656 + 603 = 1259 votes 603

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
1497 Current Rating: 1497 + 1532 = 3029 votesCurrent Rating: 1497 + 1532 = 3029 votes 1532

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1545 = 3009 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1545 = 3009 votes 1545

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
1318 Current Rating: 1318 + 1083 = 2401 votesCurrent Rating: 1318 + 1083 = 2401 votes 1083

[939] 13: She s a hottie
728 Current Rating: 728 + 774 = 1502 votesCurrent Rating: 728 + 774 = 1502 votes 774

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
656 Current Rating: 656 + 663 = 1319 votesCurrent Rating: 656 + 663 = 1319 votes 663

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 895 = 1959 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 895 = 1959 votes 895

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
677 Current Rating: 677 + 658 = 1335 votesCurrent Rating: 677 + 658 = 1335 votes 658

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
630 Current Rating: 630 + 679 = 1309 votesCurrent Rating: 630 + 679 = 1309 votes 679

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 820 = 1888 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 820 = 1888 votes 820

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
765 Current Rating: 765 + 731 = 1496 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 731 = 1496 votes 731


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
990 Current Rating: 990 + 736 = 1726 votesCurrent Rating: 990 + 736 = 1726 votes 736

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
556 Current Rating: 556 + 587 = 1143 votesCurrent Rating: 556 + 587 = 1143 votes 587

[930] 29: I need your help
583 Current Rating: 583 + 577 = 1160 votesCurrent Rating: 583 + 577 = 1160 votes 577

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2170 Current Rating: 2170 + 2538 = 4708 votesCurrent Rating: 2170 + 2538 = 4708 votes 2538

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
587 Current Rating: 587 + 531 = 1118 votesCurrent Rating: 587 + 531 = 1118 votes 531

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 841 = 1845 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 841 = 1845 votes 841

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 875 = 1891 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 875 = 1891 votes 875

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1430 = 3118 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1430 = 3118 votes 1430

[924] 19: Did things go well?
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1652 = 2912 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1652 = 2912 votes 1652

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2070 Current Rating: 2070 + 1416 = 3486 votesCurrent Rating: 2070 + 1416 = 3486 votes 1416

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
7441 Current Rating: 7441 + 8177 = 15618 votesCurrent Rating: 7441 + 8177 = 15618 votes 8177

[921] 16: You look wretched
3004 Current Rating: 3004 + 2963 = 5967 votesCurrent Rating: 3004 + 2963 = 5967 votes 2963

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
30382 Current Rating: 30382 + 32273 = 62655 votesCurrent Rating: 30382 + 32273 = 62655 votes 32273

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
2093 Current Rating: 2093 + 2369 = 4462 votesCurrent Rating: 2093 + 2369 = 4462 votes 2369

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2437 Current Rating: 2437 + 1798 = 4235 votesCurrent Rating: 2437 + 1798 = 4235 votes 1798

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
37681 Current Rating: 37681 + 40244 = 77925 votesCurrent Rating: 37681 + 40244 = 77925 votes 40244

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
32604 Current Rating: 32604 + 34569 = 67173 votesCurrent Rating: 32604 + 34569 = 67173 votes 34569

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3060 Current Rating: 3060 + 3264 = 6324 votesCurrent Rating: 3060 + 3264 = 6324 votes 3264

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2211 Current Rating: 2211 + 2013 = 4224 votesCurrent Rating: 2211 + 2013 = 4224 votes 2013

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1980 = 3380 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1980 = 3380 votes 1980

[912] 3: Good morning all
2200 Current Rating: 2200 + 2186 = 4386 votesCurrent Rating: 2200 + 2186 = 4386 votes 2186

[911] 2: He s cute ...
1733 Current Rating: 1733 + 1895 = 3628 votesCurrent Rating: 1733 + 1895 = 3628 votes 1895

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
2374 Current Rating: 2374 + 3302 = 5676 votesCurrent Rating: 2374 + 3302 = 5676 votes 3302


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
20370 Current Rating: 20370 + 20382 = 40752 votesCurrent Rating: 20370 + 20382 = 40752 votes 20382

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
2698 Current Rating: 2698 + 2249 = 4947 votesCurrent Rating: 2698 + 2249 = 4947 votes 2249

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1337 = 2664 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1337 = 2664 votes 1337

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1238 = 2566 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1238 = 2566 votes 1238

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1142 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1142 = 2408 votes 1142

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1636 = 3341 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1636 = 3341 votes 1636

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3003 Current Rating: 3003 + 4354 = 7357 votesCurrent Rating: 3003 + 4354 = 7357 votes 4354

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
3384 Current Rating: 3384 + 4326 = 7710 votesCurrent Rating: 3384 + 4326 = 7710 votes 4326

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1551 Current Rating: 1551 + 1424 = 2975 votesCurrent Rating: 1551 + 1424 = 2975 votes 1424

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 2339 = 4296 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 2339 = 4296 votes 2339

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 956 = 2016 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 956 = 2016 votes 956

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
2910 Current Rating: 2910 + 3193 = 6103 votesCurrent Rating: 2910 + 3193 = 6103 votes 3193

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
24804 Current Rating: 24804 + 24337 = 49141 votesCurrent Rating: 24804 + 24337 = 49141 votes 24337

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
24689 Current Rating: 24689 + 27929 = 52618 votesCurrent Rating: 24689 + 27929 = 52618 votes 27929

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1199 = 2389 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1199 = 2389 votes 1199

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1649 Current Rating: 1649 + 1117 = 2766 votesCurrent Rating: 1649 + 1117 = 2766 votes 1117

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1029 = 2141 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1029 = 2141 votes 1029

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
964 Current Rating: 964 + 802 = 1766 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 802 = 1766 votes 802

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 829 = 1868 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 829 = 1868 votes 829


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
971 Current Rating: 971 + 859 = 1830 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 859 = 1830 votes 859

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1130 = 2481 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1130 = 2481 votes 1130

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
960 Current Rating: 960 + 920 = 1880 votesCurrent Rating: 960 + 920 = 1880 votes 920

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
3819 Current Rating: 3819 + 3175 = 6994 votesCurrent Rating: 3819 + 3175 = 6994 votes 3175

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1282 = 2614 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1282 = 2614 votes 1282

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 949 = 1996 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 949 = 1996 votes 949

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
906 Current Rating: 906 + 909 = 1815 votesCurrent Rating: 906 + 909 = 1815 votes 909

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
515 Current Rating: 515 + 577 = 1092 votesCurrent Rating: 515 + 577 = 1092 votes 577

[882] 21: Yes ...
625 Current Rating: 625 + 575 = 1200 votesCurrent Rating: 625 + 575 = 1200 votes 575

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
775 Current Rating: 775 + 744 = 1519 votesCurrent Rating: 775 + 744 = 1519 votes 744

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 888 = 2031 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 888 = 2031 votes 888

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
2041 Current Rating: 2041 + 2335 = 4376 votesCurrent Rating: 2041 + 2335 = 4376 votes 2335

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 857 = 1916 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 857 = 1916 votes 857

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1567 = 3075 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1567 = 3075 votes 1567

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
9314 Current Rating: 9314 + 10044 = 19358 votesCurrent Rating: 9314 + 10044 = 19358 votes 10044

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
5900 Current Rating: 5900 + 6413 = 12313 votesCurrent Rating: 5900 + 6413 = 12313 votes 6413

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
608 Current Rating: 608 + 589 = 1197 votesCurrent Rating: 608 + 589 = 1197 votes 589

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
1775 Current Rating: 1775 + 2965 = 4740 votesCurrent Rating: 1775 + 2965 = 4740 votes 2965

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
2902 Current Rating: 2902 + 2852 = 5754 votesCurrent Rating: 2902 + 2852 = 5754 votes 2852

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 1098 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 1098 = 2428 votes 1098

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 1010 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 1010 = 2104 votes 1010

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
1920 Current Rating: 1920 + 2871 = 4791 votesCurrent Rating: 1920 + 2871 = 4791 votes 2871


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
8137 Current Rating: 8137 + 7480 = 15617 votesCurrent Rating: 8137 + 7480 = 15617 votes 7480

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
719 Current Rating: 719 + 615 = 1334 votesCurrent Rating: 719 + 615 = 1334 votes 615

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
1909 Current Rating: 1909 + 3538 = 5447 votesCurrent Rating: 1909 + 3538 = 5447 votes 3538

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
1645 Current Rating: 1645 + 1655 = 3300 votesCurrent Rating: 1645 + 1655 = 3300 votes 1655

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1112 = 2473 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1112 = 2473 votes 1112

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1296 Current Rating: 1296 + 1500 = 2796 votesCurrent Rating: 1296 + 1500 = 2796 votes 1500

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
2834 Current Rating: 2834 + 3451 = 6285 votesCurrent Rating: 2834 + 3451 = 6285 votes 3451

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 1402 = 2788 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 1402 = 2788 votes 1402

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1150 Current Rating: 1150 + 1117 = 2267 votesCurrent Rating: 1150 + 1117 = 2267 votes 1117

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
615 Current Rating: 615 + 752 = 1367 votesCurrent Rating: 615 + 752 = 1367 votes 752

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1215 = 2623 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1215 = 2623 votes 1215

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1001 Current Rating: 1001 + 670 = 1671 votesCurrent Rating: 1001 + 670 = 1671 votes 670

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
1791 Current Rating: 1791 + 1973 = 3764 votesCurrent Rating: 1791 + 1973 = 3764 votes 1973

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1145 = 2425 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1145 = 2425 votes 1145

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 1543 = 2780 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 1543 = 2780 votes 1543

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
892 Current Rating: 892 + 709 = 1601 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 709 = 1601 votes 709

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
535 Current Rating: 535 + 577 = 1112 votesCurrent Rating: 535 + 577 = 1112 votes 577

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
2394 Current Rating: 2394 + 2693 = 5087 votesCurrent Rating: 2394 + 2693 = 5087 votes 2693

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
5287 Current Rating: 5287 + 6264 = 11551 votesCurrent Rating: 5287 + 6264 = 11551 votes 6264

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
2700 Current Rating: 2700 + 2134 = 4834 votesCurrent Rating: 2700 + 2134 = 4834 votes 2134


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
3220 Current Rating: 3220 + 3333 = 6553 votesCurrent Rating: 3220 + 3333 = 6553 votes 3333

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
2252 Current Rating: 2252 + 2934 = 5186 votesCurrent Rating: 2252 + 2934 = 5186 votes 2934

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
5478 Current Rating: 5478 + 9776 = 15254 votesCurrent Rating: 5478 + 9776 = 15254 votes 9776

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1506 = 3040 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1506 = 3040 votes 1506

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
1686 Current Rating: 1686 + 1844 = 3530 votesCurrent Rating: 1686 + 1844 = 3530 votes 1844

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
2368 Current Rating: 2368 + 3568 = 5936 votesCurrent Rating: 2368 + 3568 = 5936 votes 3568

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 1081 = 2261 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 1081 = 2261 votes 1081

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
2385 Current Rating: 2385 + 3248 = 5633 votesCurrent Rating: 2385 + 3248 = 5633 votes 3248

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1196 = 2442 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1196 = 2442 votes 1196

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
9153 Current Rating: 9153 + 10552 = 19705 votesCurrent Rating: 9153 + 10552 = 19705 votes 10552

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
1678 Current Rating: 1678 + 1946 = 3624 votesCurrent Rating: 1678 + 1946 = 3624 votes 1946

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1185 Current Rating: 1185 + 1224 = 2409 votesCurrent Rating: 1185 + 1224 = 2409 votes 1224

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
4531 Current Rating: 4531 + 4466 = 8997 votesCurrent Rating: 4531 + 4466 = 8997 votes 4466


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1611 = 3299 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1611 = 3299 votes 1611

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 880 = 1955 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 880 = 1955 votes 880

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
1284 Current Rating: 1284 + 1347 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1284 + 1347 = 2631 votes 1347

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 1012 = 2028 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 1012 = 2028 votes 1012

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1891 = 3432 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1891 = 3432 votes 1891

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
995 Current Rating: 995 + 964 = 1959 votesCurrent Rating: 995 + 964 = 1959 votes 964

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
2588 Current Rating: 2588 + 2764 = 5352 votesCurrent Rating: 2588 + 2764 = 5352 votes 2764

[823] 18: You look miserable
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1360 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1360 = 2778 votes 1360

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1637 = 3376 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1637 = 3376 votes 1637

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1231 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1231 = 2504 votes 1231

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2047 Current Rating: 2047 + 1741 = 3788 votesCurrent Rating: 2047 + 1741 = 3788 votes 1741

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1126 = 2269 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1126 = 2269 votes 1126

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1049 = 2237 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1049 = 2237 votes 1049

[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1017 = 2242 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1017 = 2242 votes 1017

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
969 Current Rating: 969 + 796 = 1765 votesCurrent Rating: 969 + 796 = 1765 votes 796

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1037 Current Rating: 1037 + 875 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 1037 + 875 = 1912 votes 875

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1106 = 2321 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1106 = 2321 votes 1106


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
2255 Current Rating: 2255 + 2171 = 4426 votesCurrent Rating: 2255 + 2171 = 4426 votes 2171

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1132 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1132 = 2298 votes 1132

[806] 23: Sign here please
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1074 = 2262 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1074 = 2262 votes 1074

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
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[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
2291 Current Rating: 2291 + 2132 = 4423 votesCurrent Rating: 2291 + 2132 = 4423 votes 2132

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1491 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1491 = 2822 votes 1491

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1380 = 2656 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1380 = 2656 votes 1380

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1173 = 2397 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1173 = 2397 votes 1173

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 975 = 2025 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 975 = 2025 votes 975

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
31196 Current Rating: 31196 + 33901 = 65097 votesCurrent Rating: 31196 + 33901 = 65097 votes 33901

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
958 Current Rating: 958 + 945 = 1903 votesCurrent Rating: 958 + 945 = 1903 votes 945






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