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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1527 = 3006 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1527 = 3006 votes 1527

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
668 Current Rating: 668 + 598 = 1266 votesCurrent Rating: 668 + 598 = 1266 votes 598

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
2557 Current Rating: 2557 + 2960 = 5517 votesCurrent Rating: 2557 + 2960 = 5517 votes 2960

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
768 Current Rating: 768 + 703 = 1471 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 703 = 1471 votes 703

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
916 Current Rating: 916 + 712 = 1628 votesCurrent Rating: 916 + 712 = 1628 votes 712

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
821 Current Rating: 821 + 822 = 1643 votesCurrent Rating: 821 + 822 = 1643 votes 822

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
823 Current Rating: 823 + 804 = 1627 votesCurrent Rating: 823 + 804 = 1627 votes 804

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
3945 Current Rating: 3945 + 7053 = 10998 votesCurrent Rating: 3945 + 7053 = 10998 votes 7053

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
1450 Current Rating: 1450 + 939 = 2389 votesCurrent Rating: 1450 + 939 = 2389 votes 939

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
1914 Current Rating: 1914 + 1376 = 3290 votesCurrent Rating: 1914 + 1376 = 3290 votes 1376

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
951 Current Rating: 951 + 745 = 1696 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 745 = 1696 votes 745

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
759 Current Rating: 759 + 636 = 1395 votesCurrent Rating: 759 + 636 = 1395 votes 636


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
718 Current Rating: 718 + 663 = 1381 votesCurrent Rating: 718 + 663 = 1381 votes 663

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
613 Current Rating: 613 + 531 = 1144 votesCurrent Rating: 613 + 531 = 1144 votes 531

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
868 Current Rating: 868 + 640 = 1508 votesCurrent Rating: 868 + 640 = 1508 votes 640

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
729 Current Rating: 729 + 600 = 1329 votesCurrent Rating: 729 + 600 = 1329 votes 600

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
899 Current Rating: 899 + 762 = 1661 votesCurrent Rating: 899 + 762 = 1661 votes 762

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
973 Current Rating: 973 + 735 = 1708 votesCurrent Rating: 973 + 735 = 1708 votes 735

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
568 Current Rating: 568 + 573 = 1141 votesCurrent Rating: 568 + 573 = 1141 votes 573

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
880 Current Rating: 880 + 779 = 1659 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 779 = 1659 votes 779

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 848 = 2061 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 848 = 2061 votes 848

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
770 Current Rating: 770 + 600 = 1370 votesCurrent Rating: 770 + 600 = 1370 votes 600

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1119 = 2649 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1119 = 2649 votes 1119

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 912 = 2383 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 912 = 2383 votes 912

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
3751 Current Rating: 3751 + 4032 = 7783 votesCurrent Rating: 3751 + 4032 = 7783 votes 4032

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1333 = 2741 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1333 = 2741 votes 1333

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
633 Current Rating: 633 + 571 = 1204 votesCurrent Rating: 633 + 571 = 1204 votes 571

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
477 Current Rating: 477 + 610 = 1087 votesCurrent Rating: 477 + 610 = 1087 votes 610

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
621 Current Rating: 621 + 704 = 1325 votesCurrent Rating: 621 + 704 = 1325 votes 704

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6203 Current Rating: 6203 + 6885 = 13088 votesCurrent Rating: 6203 + 6885 = 13088 votes 6885

[995] 5: Back already?
604 Current Rating: 604 + 846 = 1450 votesCurrent Rating: 604 + 846 = 1450 votes 846

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 881 = 2080 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 881 = 2080 votes 881

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2086 Current Rating: 2086 + 1730 = 3816 votesCurrent Rating: 2086 + 1730 = 3816 votes 1730


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
1894 Current Rating: 1894 + 1672 = 3566 votesCurrent Rating: 1894 + 1672 = 3566 votes 1672

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4737 Current Rating: 4737 + 5341 = 10078 votesCurrent Rating: 4737 + 5341 = 10078 votes 5341

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1341 Current Rating: 1341 + 1017 = 2358 votesCurrent Rating: 1341 + 1017 = 2358 votes 1017

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
931 Current Rating: 931 + 946 = 1877 votesCurrent Rating: 931 + 946 = 1877 votes 946

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 969 = 2342 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 969 = 2342 votes 969

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2542 Current Rating: 2542 + 1751 = 4293 votesCurrent Rating: 2542 + 1751 = 4293 votes 1751

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1289 = 2659 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1289 = 2659 votes 1289

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2634 Current Rating: 2634 + 2005 = 4639 votesCurrent Rating: 2634 + 2005 = 4639 votes 2005

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1219 Current Rating: 1219 + 922 = 2141 votesCurrent Rating: 1219 + 922 = 2141 votes 922

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
806 Current Rating: 806 + 854 = 1660 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 854 = 1660 votes 854

[982] 17: Today s science class
685 Current Rating: 685 + 592 = 1277 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 592 = 1277 votes 592

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
666 Current Rating: 666 + 869 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 666 + 869 = 1535 votes 869

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
402 Current Rating: 402 + 516 = 918 votesCurrent Rating: 402 + 516 = 918 votes 516

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
970 Current Rating: 970 + 1532 = 2502 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 1532 = 2502 votes 1532

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26186 Current Rating: 26186 + 25694 = 51880 votesCurrent Rating: 26186 + 25694 = 51880 votes 25694

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 986 = 2220 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 986 = 2220 votes 986

[976] 8: Good morning sir
864 Current Rating: 864 + 823 = 1687 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 823 = 1687 votes 823

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1450 Current Rating: 1450 + 1280 = 2730 votesCurrent Rating: 1450 + 1280 = 2730 votes 1280

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3718 Current Rating: 3718 + 3959 = 7677 votesCurrent Rating: 3718 + 3959 = 7677 votes 3959

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1344 = 2687 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1344 = 2687 votes 1344

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
897 Current Rating: 897 + 1079 = 1976 votesCurrent Rating: 897 + 1079 = 1976 votes 1079

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
670 Current Rating: 670 + 802 = 1472 votesCurrent Rating: 670 + 802 = 1472 votes 802


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
609 Current Rating: 609 + 1027 = 1636 votesCurrent Rating: 609 + 1027 = 1636 votes 1027

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
540 Current Rating: 540 + 751 = 1291 votesCurrent Rating: 540 + 751 = 1291 votes 751

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
722 Current Rating: 722 + 759 = 1481 votesCurrent Rating: 722 + 759 = 1481 votes 759

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
985 Current Rating: 985 + 851 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 985 + 851 = 1836 votes 851

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3673 Current Rating: 3673 + 3410 = 7083 votesCurrent Rating: 3673 + 3410 = 7083 votes 3410

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 991 = 2189 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 991 = 2189 votes 991

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1542 Current Rating: 1542 + 1181 = 2723 votesCurrent Rating: 1542 + 1181 = 2723 votes 1181

[963] 17: Knock knock!
1662 Current Rating: 1662 + 1630 = 3292 votesCurrent Rating: 1662 + 1630 = 3292 votes 1630

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
666 Current Rating: 666 + 762 = 1428 votesCurrent Rating: 666 + 762 = 1428 votes 762

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
29746 Current Rating: 29746 + 29774 = 59520 votesCurrent Rating: 29746 + 29774 = 59520 votes 29774

[960] 12: We need your legal help
776 Current Rating: 776 + 895 = 1671 votesCurrent Rating: 776 + 895 = 1671 votes 895

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1495 = 3123 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1495 = 3123 votes 1495

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
812 Current Rating: 812 + 668 = 1480 votesCurrent Rating: 812 + 668 = 1480 votes 668

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
683 Current Rating: 683 + 526 = 1209 votesCurrent Rating: 683 + 526 = 1209 votes 526

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
950 Current Rating: 950 + 726 = 1676 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 726 = 1676 votes 726

[955] 5: So, what s news?
883 Current Rating: 883 + 604 = 1487 votesCurrent Rating: 883 + 604 = 1487 votes 604

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
459 Current Rating: 459 + 474 = 933 votesCurrent Rating: 459 + 474 = 933 votes 474

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
805 Current Rating: 805 + 720 = 1525 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 720 = 1525 votes 720

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
413 Current Rating: 413 + 455 = 868 votesCurrent Rating: 413 + 455 = 868 votes 455


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
591 Current Rating: 591 + 596 = 1187 votesCurrent Rating: 591 + 596 = 1187 votes 596

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
446 Current Rating: 446 + 533 = 979 votesCurrent Rating: 446 + 533 = 979 votes 533

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
734 Current Rating: 734 + 884 = 1618 votesCurrent Rating: 734 + 884 = 1618 votes 884

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1418 = 3024 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1418 = 3024 votes 1418

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
786 Current Rating: 786 + 769 = 1555 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 769 = 1555 votes 769

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
540 Current Rating: 540 + 635 = 1175 votesCurrent Rating: 540 + 635 = 1175 votes 635

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
820 Current Rating: 820 + 760 = 1580 votesCurrent Rating: 820 + 760 = 1580 votes 760

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1643 Current Rating: 1643 + 984 = 2627 votesCurrent Rating: 1643 + 984 = 2627 votes 984

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
770 Current Rating: 770 + 703 = 1473 votesCurrent Rating: 770 + 703 = 1473 votes 703

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
1708 Current Rating: 1708 + 1796 = 3504 votesCurrent Rating: 1708 + 1796 = 3504 votes 1796

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1581 Current Rating: 1581 + 1780 = 3361 votesCurrent Rating: 1581 + 1780 = 3361 votes 1780

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
1821 Current Rating: 1821 + 1512 = 3333 votesCurrent Rating: 1821 + 1512 = 3333 votes 1512

[939] 13: She s a hottie
842 Current Rating: 842 + 861 = 1703 votesCurrent Rating: 842 + 861 = 1703 votes 861

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
738 Current Rating: 738 + 740 = 1478 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 740 = 1478 votes 740

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 977 = 2147 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 977 = 2147 votes 977

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
765 Current Rating: 765 + 742 = 1507 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 742 = 1507 votes 742

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
715 Current Rating: 715 + 769 = 1484 votesCurrent Rating: 715 + 769 = 1484 votes 769

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 935 = 2157 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 935 = 2157 votes 935

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
917 Current Rating: 917 + 832 = 1749 votesCurrent Rating: 917 + 832 = 1749 votes 832


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 858 = 2348 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 858 = 2348 votes 858

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
628 Current Rating: 628 + 664 = 1292 votesCurrent Rating: 628 + 664 = 1292 votes 664

[930] 29: I need your help
658 Current Rating: 658 + 649 = 1307 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 649 = 1307 votes 649

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2457 Current Rating: 2457 + 2699 = 5156 votesCurrent Rating: 2457 + 2699 = 5156 votes 2699

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
659 Current Rating: 659 + 600 = 1259 votesCurrent Rating: 659 + 600 = 1259 votes 600

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 981 = 2188 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 981 = 2188 votes 981

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 997 = 2191 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 997 = 2191 votes 997

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
1836 Current Rating: 1836 + 1553 = 3389 votesCurrent Rating: 1836 + 1553 = 3389 votes 1553

[924] 19: Did things go well?
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1848 = 3376 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1848 = 3376 votes 1848

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2174 Current Rating: 2174 + 1531 = 3705 votesCurrent Rating: 2174 + 1531 = 3705 votes 1531

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
7571 Current Rating: 7571 + 8312 = 15883 votesCurrent Rating: 7571 + 8312 = 15883 votes 8312

[921] 16: You look wretched
3185 Current Rating: 3185 + 3136 = 6321 votesCurrent Rating: 3185 + 3136 = 6321 votes 3136

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
30490 Current Rating: 30490 + 32394 = 62884 votesCurrent Rating: 30490 + 32394 = 62884 votes 32394

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
2414 Current Rating: 2414 + 2697 = 5111 votesCurrent Rating: 2414 + 2697 = 5111 votes 2697

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2541 Current Rating: 2541 + 1905 = 4446 votesCurrent Rating: 2541 + 1905 = 4446 votes 1905

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
58395 Current Rating: 58395 + 59550 = 117945 votesCurrent Rating: 58395 + 59550 = 117945 votes 59550

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
34776 Current Rating: 34776 + 35521 = 70297 votesCurrent Rating: 34776 + 35521 = 70297 votes 35521

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3333 Current Rating: 3333 + 3592 = 6925 votesCurrent Rating: 3333 + 3592 = 6925 votes 3592

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2388 Current Rating: 2388 + 2117 = 4505 votesCurrent Rating: 2388 + 2117 = 4505 votes 2117

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 2094 = 3566 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 2094 = 3566 votes 2094

[912] 3: Good morning all
2259 Current Rating: 2259 + 2249 = 4508 votesCurrent Rating: 2259 + 2249 = 4508 votes 2249

[911] 2: He s cute ...
1871 Current Rating: 1871 + 2053 = 3924 votesCurrent Rating: 1871 + 2053 = 3924 votes 2053

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
3106 Current Rating: 3106 + 4009 = 7115 votesCurrent Rating: 3106 + 4009 = 7115 votes 4009


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
31530 Current Rating: 31530 + 33151 = 64681 votesCurrent Rating: 31530 + 33151 = 64681 votes 33151

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
2898 Current Rating: 2898 + 2419 = 5317 votesCurrent Rating: 2898 + 2419 = 5317 votes 2419

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1498 = 2959 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1498 = 2959 votes 1498

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1390 Current Rating: 1390 + 1303 = 2693 votesCurrent Rating: 1390 + 1303 = 2693 votes 1303

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 1231 = 2588 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 1231 = 2588 votes 1231

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1779 Current Rating: 1779 + 1713 = 3492 votesCurrent Rating: 1779 + 1713 = 3492 votes 1713

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3114 Current Rating: 3114 + 4458 = 7572 votesCurrent Rating: 3114 + 4458 = 7572 votes 4458

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
3605 Current Rating: 3605 + 4501 = 8106 votesCurrent Rating: 3605 + 4501 = 8106 votes 4501

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1653 Current Rating: 1653 + 1544 = 3197 votesCurrent Rating: 1653 + 1544 = 3197 votes 1544

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2145 Current Rating: 2145 + 2514 = 4659 votesCurrent Rating: 2145 + 2514 = 4659 votes 2514

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 1061 = 2226 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 1061 = 2226 votes 1061

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
3528 Current Rating: 3528 + 3770 = 7298 votesCurrent Rating: 3528 + 3770 = 7298 votes 3770

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
25091 Current Rating: 25091 + 24568 = 49659 votesCurrent Rating: 25091 + 24568 = 49659 votes 24568

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
25647 Current Rating: 25647 + 28854 = 54501 votesCurrent Rating: 25647 + 28854 = 54501 votes 28854

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1300 Current Rating: 1300 + 1342 = 2642 votesCurrent Rating: 1300 + 1342 = 2642 votes 1342

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1766 Current Rating: 1766 + 1228 = 2994 votesCurrent Rating: 1766 + 1228 = 2994 votes 1228

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1115 = 2309 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1115 = 2309 votes 1115

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1049 Current Rating: 1049 + 876 = 1925 votesCurrent Rating: 1049 + 876 = 1925 votes 876

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 950 = 2264 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 950 = 2264 votes 950


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 951 = 2092 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 951 = 2092 votes 951

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1213 = 2643 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1213 = 2643 votes 1213

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 1002 = 2130 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 1002 = 2130 votes 1002

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
5134 Current Rating: 5134 + 5556 = 10690 votesCurrent Rating: 5134 + 5556 = 10690 votes 5556

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1361 = 2803 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1361 = 2803 votes 1361

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1044 = 2179 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1044 = 2179 votes 1044

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 960 = 2013 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 960 = 2013 votes 960

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
605 Current Rating: 605 + 644 = 1249 votesCurrent Rating: 605 + 644 = 1249 votes 644

[882] 21: Yes ...
692 Current Rating: 692 + 652 = 1344 votesCurrent Rating: 692 + 652 = 1344 votes 652

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
858 Current Rating: 858 + 806 = 1664 votesCurrent Rating: 858 + 806 = 1664 votes 806

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1023 = 2487 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1023 = 2487 votes 1023

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
2377 Current Rating: 2377 + 2918 = 5295 votesCurrent Rating: 2377 + 2918 = 5295 votes 2918

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1003 = 2407 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1003 = 2407 votes 1003

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1594 Current Rating: 1594 + 1750 = 3344 votesCurrent Rating: 1594 + 1750 = 3344 votes 1750

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
11182 Current Rating: 11182 + 10333 = 21515 votesCurrent Rating: 11182 + 10333 = 21515 votes 10333

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
6328 Current Rating: 6328 + 6658 = 12986 votesCurrent Rating: 6328 + 6658 = 12986 votes 6658

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
681 Current Rating: 681 + 674 = 1355 votesCurrent Rating: 681 + 674 = 1355 votes 674

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
1893 Current Rating: 1893 + 3847 = 5740 votesCurrent Rating: 1893 + 3847 = 5740 votes 3847

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3016 Current Rating: 3016 + 2975 = 5991 votesCurrent Rating: 3016 + 2975 = 5991 votes 2975

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1248 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1248 = 2676 votes 1248

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 1143 = 2307 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 1143 = 2307 votes 1143

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
1983 Current Rating: 1983 + 3058 = 5041 votesCurrent Rating: 1983 + 3058 = 5041 votes 3058


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
9351 Current Rating: 9351 + 10938 = 20289 votesCurrent Rating: 9351 + 10938 = 20289 votes 10938

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
879 Current Rating: 879 + 688 = 1567 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 688 = 1567 votes 688

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
2181 Current Rating: 2181 + 4739 = 6920 votesCurrent Rating: 2181 + 4739 = 6920 votes 4739

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
1859 Current Rating: 1859 + 1939 = 3798 votesCurrent Rating: 1859 + 1939 = 3798 votes 1939

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1450 Current Rating: 1450 + 1238 = 2688 votesCurrent Rating: 1450 + 1238 = 2688 votes 1238

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1644 = 3003 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1644 = 3003 votes 1644

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
3035 Current Rating: 3035 + 3779 = 6814 votesCurrent Rating: 3035 + 3779 = 6814 votes 3779

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1708 = 3199 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1708 = 3199 votes 1708

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1183 = 2391 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1183 = 2391 votes 1183

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
680 Current Rating: 680 + 808 = 1488 votesCurrent Rating: 680 + 808 = 1488 votes 808

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1484 Current Rating: 1484 + 1342 = 2826 votesCurrent Rating: 1484 + 1342 = 2826 votes 1342

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 753 = 1864 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 753 = 1864 votes 753

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 2203 = 4060 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 2203 = 4060 votes 2203

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 1269 = 2682 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 1269 = 2682 votes 1269

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1757 = 3064 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1757 = 3064 votes 1757

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 789 = 1860 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 789 = 1860 votes 789

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
606 Current Rating: 606 + 638 = 1244 votesCurrent Rating: 606 + 638 = 1244 votes 638

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
2876 Current Rating: 2876 + 3199 = 6075 votesCurrent Rating: 2876 + 3199 = 6075 votes 3199

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
6936 Current Rating: 6936 + 7234 = 14170 votesCurrent Rating: 6936 + 7234 = 14170 votes 7234

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
4313 Current Rating: 4313 + 3098 = 7411 votesCurrent Rating: 4313 + 3098 = 7411 votes 3098


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
3974 Current Rating: 3974 + 3828 = 7802 votesCurrent Rating: 3974 + 3828 = 7802 votes 3828

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
2641 Current Rating: 2641 + 3715 = 6356 votesCurrent Rating: 2641 + 3715 = 6356 votes 3715

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
7261 Current Rating: 7261 + 11013 = 18274 votesCurrent Rating: 7261 + 11013 = 18274 votes 11013

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1694 = 3349 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1694 = 3349 votes 1694

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
1922 Current Rating: 1922 + 2124 = 4046 votesCurrent Rating: 1922 + 2124 = 4046 votes 2124

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
2756 Current Rating: 2756 + 4177 = 6933 votesCurrent Rating: 2756 + 4177 = 6933 votes 4177

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1407 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1407 = 2795 votes 1407

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
2664 Current Rating: 2664 + 3670 = 6334 votesCurrent Rating: 2664 + 3670 = 6334 votes 3670

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1382 = 2771 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1382 = 2771 votes 1382

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
13377 Current Rating: 13377 + 13174 = 26551 votesCurrent Rating: 13377 + 13174 = 26551 votes 13174

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
1806 Current Rating: 1806 + 2456 = 4262 votesCurrent Rating: 1806 + 2456 = 4262 votes 2456

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
2281 Current Rating: 2281 + 2151 = 4432 votesCurrent Rating: 2281 + 2151 = 4432 votes 2151

[836] 7: You look pissed
4349 Current Rating: 4349 + 6901 = 11250 votesCurrent Rating: 4349 + 6901 = 11250 votes 6901

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
3747 Current Rating: 3747 + 5823 = 9570 votesCurrent Rating: 3747 + 5823 = 9570 votes 5823

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1536 = 2861 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1536 = 2861 votes 1536

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
1873 Current Rating: 1873 + 1818 = 3691 votesCurrent Rating: 1873 + 1818 = 3691 votes 1818

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
5718 Current Rating: 5718 + 5030 = 10748 votesCurrent Rating: 5718 + 5030 = 10748 votes 5030


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
1919 Current Rating: 1919 + 1926 = 3845 votesCurrent Rating: 1919 + 1926 = 3845 votes 1926

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 969 = 2160 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 969 = 2160 votes 969

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1553 = 3002 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1553 = 3002 votes 1553

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1225 = 2537 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1225 = 2537 votes 1225

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 2277 = 3928 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 2277 = 3928 votes 2277

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1146 = 2379 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1146 = 2379 votes 1146

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1488 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1488 = 2853 votes 1488

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
3312 Current Rating: 3312 + 3249 = 6561 votesCurrent Rating: 3312 + 3249 = 6561 votes 3249

[823] 18: You look miserable
1497 Current Rating: 1497 + 1456 = 2953 votesCurrent Rating: 1497 + 1456 = 2953 votes 1456

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
1936 Current Rating: 1936 + 1974 = 3910 votesCurrent Rating: 1936 + 1974 = 3910 votes 1974

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1384 = 2808 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1384 = 2808 votes 1384

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2187 Current Rating: 2187 + 1886 = 4073 votesCurrent Rating: 2187 + 1886 = 4073 votes 1886

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1376 = 2667 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1376 = 2667 votes 1376

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1149 = 2453 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1149 = 2453 votes 1149

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 1006 = 2119 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 1006 = 2119 votes 1006

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 1180 = 2574 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 1180 = 2574 votes 1180

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1146 Current Rating: 1146 + 888 = 2034 votesCurrent Rating: 1146 + 888 = 2034 votes 888

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 947 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 947 = 2072 votes 947

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 1196 = 2355 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 1196 = 2355 votes 1196

[812] 1: You look distracted
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1237 = 2679 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1237 = 2679 votes 1237


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
1587 Current Rating: 1587 + 1665 = 3252 votesCurrent Rating: 1587 + 1665 = 3252 votes 1665

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
2687 Current Rating: 2687 + 2583 = 5270 votesCurrent Rating: 2687 + 2583 = 5270 votes 2583

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
20810 Current Rating: 20810 + 18971 = 39781 votesCurrent Rating: 20810 + 18971 = 39781 votes 18971

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
3792 Current Rating: 3792 + 4712 = 8504 votesCurrent Rating: 3792 + 4712 = 8504 votes 4712

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1194 = 2423 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1194 = 2423 votes 1194

[806] 23: Sign here please
1255 Current Rating: 1255 + 1137 = 2392 votesCurrent Rating: 1255 + 1137 = 2392 votes 1137

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1172 = 2423 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1172 = 2423 votes 1172

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1229 = 2537 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1229 = 2537 votes 1229

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1247 = 2505 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1247 = 2505 votes 1247

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
2058 Current Rating: 2058 + 1972 = 4030 votesCurrent Rating: 2058 + 1972 = 4030 votes 1972

[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
2780 Current Rating: 2780 + 2516 = 5296 votesCurrent Rating: 2780 + 2516 = 5296 votes 2516

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1410 Current Rating: 1410 + 1586 = 2996 votesCurrent Rating: 1410 + 1586 = 2996 votes 1586

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
2195 Current Rating: 2195 + 2795 = 4990 votesCurrent Rating: 2195 + 2795 = 4990 votes 2795

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1464 = 2815 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1464 = 2815 votes 1464

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1251 = 2559 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1251 = 2559 votes 1251

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 1080 = 2259 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 1080 = 2259 votes 1080

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
46294 Current Rating: 46294 + 47538 = 93832 votesCurrent Rating: 46294 + 47538 = 93832 votes 47538

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1042 = 2167 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1042 = 2167 votes 1042






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