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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
4722 Current Rating: 4722 + 3774 = 8496 votesCurrent Rating: 4722 + 3774 = 8496 votes 3774

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
2926 Current Rating: 2926 + 4728 = 7654 votesCurrent Rating: 2926 + 4728 = 7654 votes 4728

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
9321 Current Rating: 9321 + 10128 = 19449 votesCurrent Rating: 9321 + 10128 = 19449 votes 10128

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
3444 Current Rating: 3444 + 2704 = 6148 votesCurrent Rating: 3444 + 2704 = 6148 votes 2704

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
2828 Current Rating: 2828 + 3833 = 6661 votesCurrent Rating: 2828 + 3833 = 6661 votes 3833

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
3261 Current Rating: 3261 + 2551 = 5812 votesCurrent Rating: 3261 + 2551 = 5812 votes 2551

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
3177 Current Rating: 3177 + 2494 = 5671 votesCurrent Rating: 3177 + 2494 = 5671 votes 2494

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
10084 Current Rating: 10084 + 11447 = 21531 votesCurrent Rating: 10084 + 11447 = 21531 votes 11447

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
5384 Current Rating: 5384 + 5733 = 11117 votesCurrent Rating: 5384 + 5733 = 11117 votes 5733

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
7596 Current Rating: 7596 + 6721 = 14317 votesCurrent Rating: 7596 + 6721 = 14317 votes 6721

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
3645 Current Rating: 3645 + 5303 = 8948 votesCurrent Rating: 3645 + 5303 = 8948 votes 5303

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
3433 Current Rating: 3433 + 2476 = 5909 votesCurrent Rating: 3433 + 2476 = 5909 votes 2476


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
2924 Current Rating: 2924 + 1985 = 4909 votesCurrent Rating: 2924 + 1985 = 4909 votes 1985

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
3666 Current Rating: 3666 + 5555 = 9221 votesCurrent Rating: 3666 + 5555 = 9221 votes 5555

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
3806 Current Rating: 3806 + 5683 = 9489 votesCurrent Rating: 3806 + 5683 = 9489 votes 5683

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
2900 Current Rating: 2900 + 2019 = 4919 votesCurrent Rating: 2900 + 2019 = 4919 votes 2019

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
3432 Current Rating: 3432 + 2708 = 6140 votesCurrent Rating: 3432 + 2708 = 6140 votes 2708

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
3730 Current Rating: 3730 + 4583 = 8313 votesCurrent Rating: 3730 + 4583 = 8313 votes 4583

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
3157 Current Rating: 3157 + 2507 = 5664 votesCurrent Rating: 3157 + 2507 = 5664 votes 2507

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
3808 Current Rating: 3808 + 5799 = 9607 votesCurrent Rating: 3808 + 5799 = 9607 votes 5799

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
3810 Current Rating: 3810 + 4839 = 8649 votesCurrent Rating: 3810 + 4839 = 8649 votes 4839

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
3162 Current Rating: 3162 + 2207 = 5369 votesCurrent Rating: 3162 + 2207 = 5369 votes 2207

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
4914 Current Rating: 4914 + 6237 = 11151 votesCurrent Rating: 4914 + 6237 = 11151 votes 6237

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
4590 Current Rating: 4590 + 6613 = 11203 votesCurrent Rating: 4590 + 6613 = 11203 votes 6613

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
8480 Current Rating: 8480 + 10366 = 18846 votesCurrent Rating: 8480 + 10366 = 18846 votes 10366

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
4343 Current Rating: 4343 + 6320 = 10663 votesCurrent Rating: 4343 + 6320 = 10663 votes 6320

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
3070 Current Rating: 3070 + 2210 = 5280 votesCurrent Rating: 3070 + 2210 = 5280 votes 2210

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
3062 Current Rating: 3062 + 2404 = 5466 votesCurrent Rating: 3062 + 2404 = 5466 votes 2404

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
3282 Current Rating: 3282 + 2569 = 5851 votesCurrent Rating: 3282 + 2569 = 5851 votes 2569

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
7922 Current Rating: 7922 + 8156 = 16078 votesCurrent Rating: 7922 + 8156 = 16078 votes 8156

[995] 5: Back already?
2911 Current Rating: 2911 + 2326 = 5237 votesCurrent Rating: 2911 + 2326 = 5237 votes 2326

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
3180 Current Rating: 3180 + 4152 = 7332 votesCurrent Rating: 3180 + 4152 = 7332 votes 4152

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
5436 Current Rating: 5436 + 6824 = 12260 votesCurrent Rating: 5436 + 6824 = 12260 votes 6824


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
3798 Current Rating: 3798 + 3318 = 7116 votesCurrent Rating: 3798 + 3318 = 7116 votes 3318

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
6842 Current Rating: 6842 + 7078 = 13920 votesCurrent Rating: 6842 + 7078 = 13920 votes 7078

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
3190 Current Rating: 3190 + 2222 = 5412 votesCurrent Rating: 3190 + 2222 = 5412 votes 2222

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
2927 Current Rating: 2927 + 2331 = 5258 votesCurrent Rating: 2927 + 2331 = 5258 votes 2331

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
3964 Current Rating: 3964 + 5773 = 9737 votesCurrent Rating: 3964 + 5773 = 9737 votes 5773

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
4924 Current Rating: 4924 + 7656 = 12580 votesCurrent Rating: 4924 + 7656 = 12580 votes 7656

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
3536 Current Rating: 3536 + 3134 = 6670 votesCurrent Rating: 3536 + 3134 = 6670 votes 3134

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
5353 Current Rating: 5353 + 6240 = 11593 votesCurrent Rating: 5353 + 6240 = 11593 votes 6240

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
3532 Current Rating: 3532 + 2727 = 6259 votesCurrent Rating: 3532 + 2727 = 6259 votes 2727

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
2934 Current Rating: 2934 + 2319 = 5253 votesCurrent Rating: 2934 + 2319 = 5253 votes 2319

[982] 17: Today s science class
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 5234 = 8592 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 5234 = 8592 votes 5234

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
3202 Current Rating: 3202 + 2402 = 5604 votesCurrent Rating: 3202 + 2402 = 5604 votes 2402

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
3003 Current Rating: 3003 + 2286 = 5289 votesCurrent Rating: 3003 + 2286 = 5289 votes 2286

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
3692 Current Rating: 3692 + 3663 = 7355 votesCurrent Rating: 3692 + 3663 = 7355 votes 3663

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
28113 Current Rating: 28113 + 31062 = 59175 votesCurrent Rating: 28113 + 31062 = 59175 votes 31062

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
3840 Current Rating: 3840 + 3707 = 7547 votesCurrent Rating: 3840 + 3707 = 7547 votes 3707

[976] 8: Good morning sir
2929 Current Rating: 2929 + 3330 = 6259 votesCurrent Rating: 2929 + 3330 = 6259 votes 3330

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
3588 Current Rating: 3588 + 3030 = 6618 votesCurrent Rating: 3588 + 3030 = 6618 votes 3030

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
5762 Current Rating: 5762 + 5194 = 10956 votesCurrent Rating: 5762 + 5194 = 10956 votes 5194

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
3203 Current Rating: 3203 + 3158 = 6361 votesCurrent Rating: 3203 + 3158 = 6361 votes 3158

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
3187 Current Rating: 3187 + 2678 = 5865 votesCurrent Rating: 3187 + 2678 = 5865 votes 2678

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
3493 Current Rating: 3493 + 2736 = 6229 votesCurrent Rating: 3493 + 2736 = 6229 votes 2736


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
3011 Current Rating: 3011 + 2500 = 5511 votesCurrent Rating: 3011 + 2500 = 5511 votes 2500

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
3423 Current Rating: 3423 + 3031 = 6454 votesCurrent Rating: 3423 + 3031 = 6454 votes 3031

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
3273 Current Rating: 3273 + 2676 = 5949 votesCurrent Rating: 3273 + 2676 = 5949 votes 2676

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
3309 Current Rating: 3309 + 2348 = 5657 votesCurrent Rating: 3309 + 2348 = 5657 votes 2348

[966] 20: Hi ladies
5937 Current Rating: 5937 + 4998 = 10935 votesCurrent Rating: 5937 + 4998 = 10935 votes 4998

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
3455 Current Rating: 3455 + 2750 = 6205 votesCurrent Rating: 3455 + 2750 = 6205 votes 2750

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
3506 Current Rating: 3506 + 2596 = 6102 votesCurrent Rating: 3506 + 2596 = 6102 votes 2596

[963] 17: Knock knock!
4762 Current Rating: 4762 + 4444 = 9206 votesCurrent Rating: 4762 + 4444 = 9206 votes 4444

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
2979 Current Rating: 2979 + 2340 = 5319 votesCurrent Rating: 2979 + 2340 = 5319 votes 2340

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
31709 Current Rating: 31709 + 37344 = 69053 votesCurrent Rating: 31709 + 37344 = 69053 votes 37344

[960] 12: We need your legal help
3539 Current Rating: 3539 + 2871 = 6410 votesCurrent Rating: 3539 + 2871 = 6410 votes 2871

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
3758 Current Rating: 3758 + 3002 = 6760 votesCurrent Rating: 3758 + 3002 = 6760 votes 3002

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
2955 Current Rating: 2955 + 2123 = 5078 votesCurrent Rating: 2955 + 2123 = 5078 votes 2123

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
3054 Current Rating: 3054 + 5742 = 8796 votesCurrent Rating: 3054 + 5742 = 8796 votes 5742

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
3511 Current Rating: 3511 + 5494 = 9005 votesCurrent Rating: 3511 + 5494 = 9005 votes 5494

[955] 5: So, what s news?
3568 Current Rating: 3568 + 4419 = 7987 votesCurrent Rating: 3568 + 4419 = 7987 votes 4419

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
3060 Current Rating: 3060 + 2242 = 5302 votesCurrent Rating: 3060 + 2242 = 5302 votes 2242

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
2989 Current Rating: 2989 + 2062 = 5051 votesCurrent Rating: 2989 + 2062 = 5051 votes 2062

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
2993 Current Rating: 2993 + 2181 = 5174 votesCurrent Rating: 2993 + 2181 = 5174 votes 2181


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
2900 Current Rating: 2900 + 1996 = 4896 votesCurrent Rating: 2900 + 1996 = 4896 votes 1996

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
2543 Current Rating: 2543 + 1792 = 4335 votesCurrent Rating: 2543 + 1792 = 4335 votes 1792

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
3215 Current Rating: 3215 + 2779 = 5994 votesCurrent Rating: 3215 + 2779 = 5994 votes 2779

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
2967 Current Rating: 2967 + 2149 = 5116 votesCurrent Rating: 2967 + 2149 = 5116 votes 2149

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
3882 Current Rating: 3882 + 3363 = 7245 votesCurrent Rating: 3882 + 3363 = 7245 votes 3363

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
3419 Current Rating: 3419 + 2671 = 6090 votesCurrent Rating: 3419 + 2671 = 6090 votes 2671

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3190 = 7032 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3190 = 7032 votes 3190

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
5472 Current Rating: 5472 + 6559 = 12031 votesCurrent Rating: 5472 + 6559 = 12031 votes 6559

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
3449 Current Rating: 3449 + 2770 = 6219 votesCurrent Rating: 3449 + 2770 = 6219 votes 2770

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
5123 Current Rating: 5123 + 4342 = 9465 votesCurrent Rating: 5123 + 4342 = 9465 votes 4342

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
3911 Current Rating: 3911 + 3451 = 7362 votesCurrent Rating: 3911 + 3451 = 7362 votes 3451

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
8070 Current Rating: 8070 + 9596 = 17666 votesCurrent Rating: 8070 + 9596 = 17666 votes 9596

[939] 13: She s a hottie
3321 Current Rating: 3321 + 2867 = 6188 votesCurrent Rating: 3321 + 2867 = 6188 votes 2867

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
2955 Current Rating: 2955 + 2314 = 5269 votesCurrent Rating: 2955 + 2314 = 5269 votes 2314

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
3281 Current Rating: 3281 + 2510 = 5791 votesCurrent Rating: 3281 + 2510 = 5791 votes 2510

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
3139 Current Rating: 3139 + 2398 = 5537 votesCurrent Rating: 3139 + 2398 = 5537 votes 2398

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
2816 Current Rating: 2816 + 2105 = 4921 votesCurrent Rating: 2816 + 2105 = 4921 votes 2105

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
3409 Current Rating: 3409 + 2602 = 6011 votesCurrent Rating: 3409 + 2602 = 6011 votes 2602

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
3339 Current Rating: 3339 + 2458 = 5797 votesCurrent Rating: 3339 + 2458 = 5797 votes 2458


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
5657 Current Rating: 5657 + 5500 = 11157 votesCurrent Rating: 5657 + 5500 = 11157 votes 5500

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
3046 Current Rating: 3046 + 2202 = 5248 votesCurrent Rating: 3046 + 2202 = 5248 votes 2202

[930] 29: I need your help
2847 Current Rating: 2847 + 1918 = 4765 votesCurrent Rating: 2847 + 1918 = 4765 votes 1918

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
5152 Current Rating: 5152 + 4635 = 9787 votesCurrent Rating: 5152 + 4635 = 9787 votes 4635

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
2698 Current Rating: 2698 + 1732 = 4430 votesCurrent Rating: 2698 + 1732 = 4430 votes 1732

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
3464 Current Rating: 3464 + 2813 = 6277 votesCurrent Rating: 3464 + 2813 = 6277 votes 2813

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
3225 Current Rating: 3225 + 2337 = 5562 votesCurrent Rating: 3225 + 2337 = 5562 votes 2337

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
4501 Current Rating: 4501 + 3708 = 8209 votesCurrent Rating: 4501 + 3708 = 8209 votes 3708

[924] 19: Did things go well?
4718 Current Rating: 4718 + 4049 = 8767 votesCurrent Rating: 4718 + 4049 = 8767 votes 4049

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
3900 Current Rating: 3900 + 5741 = 9641 votesCurrent Rating: 3900 + 5741 = 9641 votes 5741

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
11565 Current Rating: 11565 + 13221 = 24786 votesCurrent Rating: 11565 + 13221 = 24786 votes 13221

[921] 16: You look wretched
6124 Current Rating: 6124 + 5790 = 11914 votesCurrent Rating: 6124 + 5790 = 11914 votes 5790

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
33135 Current Rating: 33135 + 35589 = 68724 votesCurrent Rating: 33135 + 35589 = 68724 votes 35589

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
9073 Current Rating: 9073 + 10265 = 19338 votesCurrent Rating: 9073 + 10265 = 19338 votes 10265

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
4786 Current Rating: 4786 + 6781 = 11567 votesCurrent Rating: 4786 + 6781 = 11567 votes 6781

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
31065 Current Rating: 31065 + 34387 = 65452 votesCurrent Rating: 31065 + 34387 = 65452 votes 34387

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
62632 Current Rating: 62632 + 66679 = 129311 votesCurrent Rating: 62632 + 66679 = 129311 votes 66679

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
7792 Current Rating: 7792 + 8656 = 16448 votesCurrent Rating: 7792 + 8656 = 16448 votes 8656

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
4768 Current Rating: 4768 + 3856 = 8624 votesCurrent Rating: 4768 + 3856 = 8624 votes 3856

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
3259 Current Rating: 3259 + 3407 = 6666 votesCurrent Rating: 3259 + 3407 = 6666 votes 3407

[912] 3: Good morning all
3303 Current Rating: 3303 + 3020 = 6323 votesCurrent Rating: 3303 + 3020 = 6323 votes 3020

[911] 2: He s cute ...
4647 Current Rating: 4647 + 4167 = 8814 votesCurrent Rating: 4647 + 4167 = 8814 votes 4167

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
8484 Current Rating: 8484 + 9507 = 17991 votesCurrent Rating: 8484 + 9507 = 17991 votes 9507


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
28918 Current Rating: 28918 + 30508 = 59426 votesCurrent Rating: 28918 + 30508 = 59426 votes 30508

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
5467 Current Rating: 5467 + 6872 = 12339 votesCurrent Rating: 5467 + 6872 = 12339 votes 6872

[907] 26: Knock knock!
3455 Current Rating: 3455 + 3113 = 6568 votesCurrent Rating: 3455 + 3113 = 6568 votes 3113

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
3653 Current Rating: 3653 + 3273 = 6926 votesCurrent Rating: 3653 + 3273 = 6926 votes 3273

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
3385 Current Rating: 3385 + 2816 = 6201 votesCurrent Rating: 3385 + 2816 = 6201 votes 2816

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
3810 Current Rating: 3810 + 3389 = 7199 votesCurrent Rating: 3810 + 3389 = 7199 votes 3389

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
5746 Current Rating: 5746 + 6404 = 12150 votesCurrent Rating: 5746 + 6404 = 12150 votes 6404

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
6936 Current Rating: 6936 + 8731 = 15667 votesCurrent Rating: 6936 + 8731 = 15667 votes 8731

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
3770 Current Rating: 3770 + 3148 = 6918 votesCurrent Rating: 3770 + 3148 = 6918 votes 3148

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
4686 Current Rating: 4686 + 4275 = 8961 votesCurrent Rating: 4686 + 4275 = 8961 votes 4275

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
3451 Current Rating: 3451 + 2841 = 6292 votesCurrent Rating: 3451 + 2841 = 6292 votes 2841

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
12791 Current Rating: 12791 + 14666 = 27457 votesCurrent Rating: 12791 + 14666 = 27457 votes 14666

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
28149 Current Rating: 28149 + 28398 = 56547 votesCurrent Rating: 28149 + 28398 = 56547 votes 28398

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
34974 Current Rating: 34974 + 36379 = 71353 votesCurrent Rating: 34974 + 36379 = 71353 votes 36379

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
3208 Current Rating: 3208 + 2676 = 5884 votesCurrent Rating: 3208 + 2676 = 5884 votes 2676

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
3911 Current Rating: 3911 + 3025 = 6936 votesCurrent Rating: 3911 + 3025 = 6936 votes 3025

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
3469 Current Rating: 3469 + 3052 = 6521 votesCurrent Rating: 3469 + 3052 = 6521 votes 3052

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
3331 Current Rating: 3331 + 2651 = 5982 votesCurrent Rating: 3331 + 2651 = 5982 votes 2651

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
4302 Current Rating: 4302 + 5641 = 9943 votesCurrent Rating: 4302 + 5641 = 9943 votes 5641


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
3144 Current Rating: 3144 + 2287 = 5431 votesCurrent Rating: 3144 + 2287 = 5431 votes 2287

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
3424 Current Rating: 3424 + 2927 = 6351 votesCurrent Rating: 3424 + 2927 = 6351 votes 2927

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
3518 Current Rating: 3518 + 2780 = 6298 votesCurrent Rating: 3518 + 2780 = 6298 votes 2780

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
11454 Current Rating: 11454 + 12358 = 23812 votesCurrent Rating: 11454 + 12358 = 23812 votes 12358

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
3366 Current Rating: 3366 + 2684 = 6050 votesCurrent Rating: 3366 + 2684 = 6050 votes 2684

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
3300 Current Rating: 3300 + 2585 = 5885 votesCurrent Rating: 3300 + 2585 = 5885 votes 2585

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
3088 Current Rating: 3088 + 2541 = 5629 votesCurrent Rating: 3088 + 2541 = 5629 votes 2541

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
3272 Current Rating: 3272 + 2608 = 5880 votesCurrent Rating: 3272 + 2608 = 5880 votes 2608

[882] 21: Yes ...
3136 Current Rating: 3136 + 2452 = 5588 votesCurrent Rating: 3136 + 2452 = 5588 votes 2452

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
3610 Current Rating: 3610 + 2848 = 6458 votesCurrent Rating: 3610 + 2848 = 6458 votes 2848

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
4540 Current Rating: 4540 + 9840 = 14380 votesCurrent Rating: 4540 + 9840 = 14380 votes 9840

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
5363 Current Rating: 5363 + 5962 = 11325 votesCurrent Rating: 5363 + 5962 = 11325 votes 5962

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
5056 Current Rating: 5056 + 7053 = 12109 votesCurrent Rating: 5056 + 7053 = 12109 votes 7053

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
3787 Current Rating: 3787 + 3360 = 7147 votesCurrent Rating: 3787 + 3360 = 7147 votes 3360

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
20840 Current Rating: 20840 + 21882 = 42722 votesCurrent Rating: 20840 + 21882 = 42722 votes 21882

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
18237 Current Rating: 18237 + 20935 = 39172 votesCurrent Rating: 18237 + 20935 = 39172 votes 20935

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
2955 Current Rating: 2955 + 2294 = 5249 votesCurrent Rating: 2955 + 2294 = 5249 votes 2294

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
7720 Current Rating: 7720 + 8102 = 15822 votesCurrent Rating: 7720 + 8102 = 15822 votes 8102

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
6172 Current Rating: 6172 + 5721 = 11893 votesCurrent Rating: 6172 + 5721 = 11893 votes 5721

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
3525 Current Rating: 3525 + 2924 = 6449 votesCurrent Rating: 3525 + 2924 = 6449 votes 2924

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
3277 Current Rating: 3277 + 3088 = 6365 votesCurrent Rating: 3277 + 3088 = 6365 votes 3088

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
4241 Current Rating: 4241 + 5149 = 9390 votesCurrent Rating: 4241 + 5149 = 9390 votes 5149


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
16203 Current Rating: 16203 + 17994 = 34197 votesCurrent Rating: 16203 + 17994 = 34197 votes 17994

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
3528 Current Rating: 3528 + 4408 = 7936 votesCurrent Rating: 3528 + 4408 = 7936 votes 4408

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
8360 Current Rating: 8360 + 10312 = 18672 votesCurrent Rating: 8360 + 10312 = 18672 votes 10312

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
5091 Current Rating: 5091 + 4782 = 9873 votesCurrent Rating: 5091 + 4782 = 9873 votes 4782

[864] 24: You look grumpy
3561 Current Rating: 3561 + 2763 = 6324 votesCurrent Rating: 3561 + 2763 = 6324 votes 2763

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 3662 = 7125 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 3662 = 7125 votes 3662

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
8047 Current Rating: 8047 + 9966 = 18013 votesCurrent Rating: 8047 + 9966 = 18013 votes 9966

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
4165 Current Rating: 4165 + 4068 = 8233 votesCurrent Rating: 4165 + 4068 = 8233 votes 4068

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
3394 Current Rating: 3394 + 2890 = 6284 votesCurrent Rating: 3394 + 2890 = 6284 votes 2890

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
3150 Current Rating: 3150 + 2511 = 5661 votesCurrent Rating: 3150 + 2511 = 5661 votes 2511

[858] 16: I work for the bank
3323 Current Rating: 3323 + 2639 = 5962 votesCurrent Rating: 3323 + 2639 = 5962 votes 2639

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
3887 Current Rating: 3887 + 2928 = 6815 votesCurrent Rating: 3887 + 2928 = 6815 votes 2928

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
4687 Current Rating: 4687 + 4949 = 9636 votesCurrent Rating: 4687 + 4949 = 9636 votes 4949

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
3184 Current Rating: 3184 + 2503 = 5687 votesCurrent Rating: 3184 + 2503 = 5687 votes 2503

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
3170 Current Rating: 3170 + 3626 = 6796 votesCurrent Rating: 3170 + 3626 = 6796 votes 3626

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
3553 Current Rating: 3553 + 2721 = 6274 votesCurrent Rating: 3553 + 2721 = 6274 votes 2721

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
3393 Current Rating: 3393 + 2670 = 6063 votesCurrent Rating: 3393 + 2670 = 6063 votes 2670

[851] 5: I can
10068 Current Rating: 10068 + 12236 = 22304 votesCurrent Rating: 10068 + 12236 = 22304 votes 12236

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
19323 Current Rating: 19323 + 19414 = 38737 votesCurrent Rating: 19323 + 19414 = 38737 votes 19414

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
13345 Current Rating: 13345 + 15231 = 28576 votesCurrent Rating: 13345 + 15231 = 28576 votes 15231


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
9510 Current Rating: 9510 + 11864 = 21374 votesCurrent Rating: 9510 + 11864 = 21374 votes 11864

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
7277 Current Rating: 7277 + 7417 = 14694 votesCurrent Rating: 7277 + 7417 = 14694 votes 7417

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
18654 Current Rating: 18654 + 25161 = 43815 votesCurrent Rating: 18654 + 25161 = 43815 votes 25161

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
3555 Current Rating: 3555 + 3774 = 7329 votesCurrent Rating: 3555 + 3774 = 7329 votes 3774

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
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[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
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[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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