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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 1674 = 3246 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 1674 = 3246 votes 1674

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
689 Current Rating: 689 + 617 = 1306 votesCurrent Rating: 689 + 617 = 1306 votes 617

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
2703 Current Rating: 2703 + 3121 = 5824 votesCurrent Rating: 2703 + 3121 = 5824 votes 3121

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
807 Current Rating: 807 + 739 = 1546 votesCurrent Rating: 807 + 739 = 1546 votes 739

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
970 Current Rating: 970 + 736 = 1706 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 736 = 1706 votes 736

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
900 Current Rating: 900 + 883 = 1783 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 883 = 1783 votes 883

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
856 Current Rating: 856 + 829 = 1685 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 829 = 1685 votes 829

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
4424 Current Rating: 4424 + 7308 = 11732 votesCurrent Rating: 4424 + 7308 = 11732 votes 7308

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
1580 Current Rating: 1580 + 987 = 2567 votesCurrent Rating: 1580 + 987 = 2567 votes 987

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
2122 Current Rating: 2122 + 1507 = 3629 votesCurrent Rating: 2122 + 1507 = 3629 votes 1507

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 778 = 1826 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 778 = 1826 votes 778

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
836 Current Rating: 836 + 673 = 1509 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 673 = 1509 votes 673


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
758 Current Rating: 758 + 689 = 1447 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 689 = 1447 votes 689

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
672 Current Rating: 672 + 562 = 1234 votesCurrent Rating: 672 + 562 = 1234 votes 562

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
951 Current Rating: 951 + 672 = 1623 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 672 = 1623 votes 672

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
784 Current Rating: 784 + 635 = 1419 votesCurrent Rating: 784 + 635 = 1419 votes 635

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
967 Current Rating: 967 + 795 = 1762 votesCurrent Rating: 967 + 795 = 1762 votes 795

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1074 Current Rating: 1074 + 772 = 1846 votesCurrent Rating: 1074 + 772 = 1846 votes 772

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
619 Current Rating: 619 + 610 = 1229 votesCurrent Rating: 619 + 610 = 1229 votes 610

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
956 Current Rating: 956 + 823 = 1779 votesCurrent Rating: 956 + 823 = 1779 votes 823

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 880 = 2128 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 880 = 2128 votes 880

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
839 Current Rating: 839 + 631 = 1470 votesCurrent Rating: 839 + 631 = 1470 votes 631

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1195 = 2828 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1195 = 2828 votes 1195

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1566 Current Rating: 1566 + 940 = 2506 votesCurrent Rating: 1566 + 940 = 2506 votes 940

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
3902 Current Rating: 3902 + 4083 = 7985 votesCurrent Rating: 3902 + 4083 = 7985 votes 4083

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1495 Current Rating: 1495 + 1365 = 2860 votesCurrent Rating: 1495 + 1365 = 2860 votes 1365

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
663 Current Rating: 663 + 598 = 1261 votesCurrent Rating: 663 + 598 = 1261 votes 598

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
502 Current Rating: 502 + 627 = 1129 votesCurrent Rating: 502 + 627 = 1129 votes 627

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
654 Current Rating: 654 + 734 = 1388 votesCurrent Rating: 654 + 734 = 1388 votes 734

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6230 Current Rating: 6230 + 6906 = 13136 votesCurrent Rating: 6230 + 6906 = 13136 votes 6906

[995] 5: Back already?
645 Current Rating: 645 + 879 = 1524 votesCurrent Rating: 645 + 879 = 1524 votes 879

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 905 = 2130 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 905 = 2130 votes 905

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2154 Current Rating: 2154 + 1788 = 3942 votesCurrent Rating: 2154 + 1788 = 3942 votes 1788


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
1921 Current Rating: 1921 + 1701 = 3622 votesCurrent Rating: 1921 + 1701 = 3622 votes 1701

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4762 Current Rating: 4762 + 5364 = 10126 votesCurrent Rating: 4762 + 5364 = 10126 votes 5364

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1093 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1093 = 2466 votes 1093

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
964 Current Rating: 964 + 971 = 1935 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 971 = 1935 votes 971

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1419 Current Rating: 1419 + 1032 = 2451 votesCurrent Rating: 1419 + 1032 = 2451 votes 1032

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2566 Current Rating: 2566 + 1781 = 4347 votesCurrent Rating: 2566 + 1781 = 4347 votes 1781

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1313 = 2717 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1313 = 2717 votes 1313

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2670 Current Rating: 2670 + 2069 = 4739 votesCurrent Rating: 2670 + 2069 = 4739 votes 2069

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 950 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 950 = 2194 votes 950

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
880 Current Rating: 880 + 907 = 1787 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 907 = 1787 votes 907

[982] 17: Today s science class
718 Current Rating: 718 + 617 = 1335 votesCurrent Rating: 718 + 617 = 1335 votes 617

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
731 Current Rating: 731 + 900 = 1631 votesCurrent Rating: 731 + 900 = 1631 votes 900

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
421 Current Rating: 421 + 543 = 964 votesCurrent Rating: 421 + 543 = 964 votes 543

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 1564 = 2568 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 1564 = 2568 votes 1564

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26236 Current Rating: 26236 + 25835 = 52071 votesCurrent Rating: 26236 + 25835 = 52071 votes 25835

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1023 = 2291 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1023 = 2291 votes 1023

[976] 8: Good morning sir
883 Current Rating: 883 + 841 = 1724 votesCurrent Rating: 883 + 841 = 1724 votes 841

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1482 Current Rating: 1482 + 1323 = 2805 votesCurrent Rating: 1482 + 1323 = 2805 votes 1323

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3739 Current Rating: 3739 + 3983 = 7722 votesCurrent Rating: 3739 + 3983 = 7722 votes 3983

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1386 = 2761 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1386 = 2761 votes 1386

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
921 Current Rating: 921 + 1098 = 2019 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 1098 = 2019 votes 1098

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
714 Current Rating: 714 + 848 = 1562 votesCurrent Rating: 714 + 848 = 1562 votes 848


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
637 Current Rating: 637 + 1055 = 1692 votesCurrent Rating: 637 + 1055 = 1692 votes 1055

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
572 Current Rating: 572 + 787 = 1359 votesCurrent Rating: 572 + 787 = 1359 votes 787

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
754 Current Rating: 754 + 781 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 754 + 781 = 1535 votes 781

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 894 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 894 = 1912 votes 894

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3705 Current Rating: 3705 + 3446 = 7151 votesCurrent Rating: 3705 + 3446 = 7151 votes 3446

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1021 = 2250 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1021 = 2250 votes 1021

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1208 = 2792 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1208 = 2792 votes 1208

[963] 17: Knock knock!
1743 Current Rating: 1743 + 1693 = 3436 votesCurrent Rating: 1743 + 1693 = 3436 votes 1693

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
688 Current Rating: 688 + 790 = 1478 votesCurrent Rating: 688 + 790 = 1478 votes 790

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
29781 Current Rating: 29781 + 29815 = 59596 votesCurrent Rating: 29781 + 29815 = 59596 votes 29815

[960] 12: We need your legal help
805 Current Rating: 805 + 926 = 1731 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 926 = 1731 votes 926

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1532 = 3216 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1532 = 3216 votes 1532

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
830 Current Rating: 830 + 691 = 1521 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 691 = 1521 votes 691

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
711 Current Rating: 711 + 545 = 1256 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 545 = 1256 votes 545

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 760 = 1783 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 760 = 1783 votes 760

[955] 5: So, what s news?
954 Current Rating: 954 + 645 = 1599 votesCurrent Rating: 954 + 645 = 1599 votes 645

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
492 Current Rating: 492 + 502 = 994 votesCurrent Rating: 492 + 502 = 994 votes 502

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
854 Current Rating: 854 + 737 = 1591 votesCurrent Rating: 854 + 737 = 1591 votes 737

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
448 Current Rating: 448 + 478 = 926 votesCurrent Rating: 448 + 478 = 926 votes 478


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
628 Current Rating: 628 + 619 = 1247 votesCurrent Rating: 628 + 619 = 1247 votes 619

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
462 Current Rating: 462 + 545 = 1007 votesCurrent Rating: 462 + 545 = 1007 votes 545

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
780 Current Rating: 780 + 914 = 1694 votesCurrent Rating: 780 + 914 = 1694 votes 914

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1430 = 3054 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1430 = 3054 votes 1430

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
824 Current Rating: 824 + 810 = 1634 votesCurrent Rating: 824 + 810 = 1634 votes 810

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
574 Current Rating: 574 + 663 = 1237 votesCurrent Rating: 574 + 663 = 1237 votes 663

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
884 Current Rating: 884 + 804 = 1688 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 804 = 1688 votes 804

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1855 Current Rating: 1855 + 1053 = 2908 votesCurrent Rating: 1855 + 1053 = 2908 votes 1053

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
806 Current Rating: 806 + 730 = 1536 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 730 = 1536 votes 730

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
1782 Current Rating: 1782 + 1904 = 3686 votesCurrent Rating: 1782 + 1904 = 3686 votes 1904

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1859 = 3482 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1859 = 3482 votes 1859

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
1959 Current Rating: 1959 + 1580 = 3539 votesCurrent Rating: 1959 + 1580 = 3539 votes 1580

[939] 13: She s a hottie
884 Current Rating: 884 + 892 = 1776 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 892 = 1776 votes 892

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
753 Current Rating: 753 + 760 = 1513 votesCurrent Rating: 753 + 760 = 1513 votes 760

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 996 = 2186 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 996 = 2186 votes 996

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
793 Current Rating: 793 + 767 = 1560 votesCurrent Rating: 793 + 767 = 1560 votes 767

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
748 Current Rating: 748 + 805 = 1553 votesCurrent Rating: 748 + 805 = 1553 votes 805

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 967 = 2224 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 967 = 2224 votes 967

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
939 Current Rating: 939 + 861 = 1800 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 861 = 1800 votes 861


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 901 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 901 = 2480 votes 901

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
644 Current Rating: 644 + 682 = 1326 votesCurrent Rating: 644 + 682 = 1326 votes 682

[930] 29: I need your help
682 Current Rating: 682 + 670 = 1352 votesCurrent Rating: 682 + 670 = 1352 votes 670

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2487 Current Rating: 2487 + 2741 = 5228 votesCurrent Rating: 2487 + 2741 = 5228 votes 2741

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
674 Current Rating: 674 + 612 = 1286 votesCurrent Rating: 674 + 612 = 1286 votes 612

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1007 = 2234 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1007 = 2234 votes 1007

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1026 = 2244 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1026 = 2244 votes 1026

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
1883 Current Rating: 1883 + 1590 = 3473 votesCurrent Rating: 1883 + 1590 = 3473 votes 1590

[924] 19: Did things go well?
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1924 = 3552 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1924 = 3552 votes 1924

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2195 Current Rating: 2195 + 1560 = 3755 votesCurrent Rating: 2195 + 1560 = 3755 votes 1560

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
7627 Current Rating: 7627 + 8357 = 15984 votesCurrent Rating: 7627 + 8357 = 15984 votes 8357

[921] 16: You look wretched
3254 Current Rating: 3254 + 3163 = 6417 votesCurrent Rating: 3254 + 3163 = 6417 votes 3163

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
30819 Current Rating: 30819 + 33742 = 64561 votesCurrent Rating: 30819 + 33742 = 64561 votes 33742

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
2535 Current Rating: 2535 + 2847 = 5382 votesCurrent Rating: 2535 + 2847 = 5382 votes 2847

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2575 Current Rating: 2575 + 1935 = 4510 votesCurrent Rating: 2575 + 1935 = 4510 votes 1935

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
76541 Current Rating: 76541 + 78879 = 155420 votesCurrent Rating: 76541 + 78879 = 155420 votes 78879

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
41598 Current Rating: 41598 + 48635 = 90233 votesCurrent Rating: 41598 + 48635 = 90233 votes 48635

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3399 Current Rating: 3399 + 3647 = 7046 votesCurrent Rating: 3399 + 3647 = 7046 votes 3647

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2461 Current Rating: 2461 + 2150 = 4611 votesCurrent Rating: 2461 + 2150 = 4611 votes 2150

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1504 Current Rating: 1504 + 2135 = 3639 votesCurrent Rating: 1504 + 2135 = 3639 votes 2135

[912] 3: Good morning all
2265 Current Rating: 2265 + 2256 = 4521 votesCurrent Rating: 2265 + 2256 = 4521 votes 2256

[911] 2: He s cute ...
1930 Current Rating: 1930 + 2118 = 4048 votesCurrent Rating: 1930 + 2118 = 4048 votes 2118

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
3411 Current Rating: 3411 + 4130 = 7541 votesCurrent Rating: 3411 + 4130 = 7541 votes 4130


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
34906 Current Rating: 34906 + 35953 = 70859 votesCurrent Rating: 34906 + 35953 = 70859 votes 35953

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
2978 Current Rating: 2978 + 2461 = 5439 votesCurrent Rating: 2978 + 2461 = 5439 votes 2461

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1545 = 3036 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1545 = 3036 votes 1545

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1322 = 2737 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1322 = 2737 votes 1322

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 1254 = 2634 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 1254 = 2634 votes 1254

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1811 Current Rating: 1811 + 1741 = 3552 votesCurrent Rating: 1811 + 1741 = 3552 votes 1741

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3153 Current Rating: 3153 + 4489 = 7642 votesCurrent Rating: 3153 + 4489 = 7642 votes 4489

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
3688 Current Rating: 3688 + 4523 = 8211 votesCurrent Rating: 3688 + 4523 = 8211 votes 4523

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1680 Current Rating: 1680 + 1574 = 3254 votesCurrent Rating: 1680 + 1574 = 3254 votes 1574

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2224 Current Rating: 2224 + 2553 = 4777 votesCurrent Rating: 2224 + 2553 = 4777 votes 2553

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1093 = 2287 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1093 = 2287 votes 1093

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
3820 Current Rating: 3820 + 3946 = 7766 votesCurrent Rating: 3820 + 3946 = 7766 votes 3946

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
25572 Current Rating: 25572 + 24718 = 50290 votesCurrent Rating: 25572 + 24718 = 50290 votes 24718

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
25986 Current Rating: 25986 + 29719 = 55705 votesCurrent Rating: 25986 + 29719 = 55705 votes 29719

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1320 Current Rating: 1320 + 1368 = 2688 votesCurrent Rating: 1320 + 1368 = 2688 votes 1368

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1796 Current Rating: 1796 + 1261 = 3057 votesCurrent Rating: 1796 + 1261 = 3057 votes 1261

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1143 = 2370 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1143 = 2370 votes 1143

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 898 = 1970 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 898 = 1970 votes 898

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 982 = 2368 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 982 = 2368 votes 982


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 982 = 2170 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 982 = 2170 votes 982

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1226 = 2679 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1226 = 2679 votes 1226

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 1038 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 1038 = 2194 votes 1038

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
5436 Current Rating: 5436 + 5581 = 11017 votesCurrent Rating: 5436 + 5581 = 11017 votes 5581

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1388 = 2856 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1388 = 2856 votes 1388

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 1079 = 2238 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 1079 = 2238 votes 1079

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 981 = 2048 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 981 = 2048 votes 981

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
652 Current Rating: 652 + 681 = 1333 votesCurrent Rating: 652 + 681 = 1333 votes 681

[882] 21: Yes ...
721 Current Rating: 721 + 680 = 1401 votesCurrent Rating: 721 + 680 = 1401 votes 680

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
892 Current Rating: 892 + 835 = 1727 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 835 = 1727 votes 835

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
1573 Current Rating: 1573 + 1065 = 2638 votesCurrent Rating: 1573 + 1065 = 2638 votes 1065

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
2533 Current Rating: 2533 + 3191 = 5724 votesCurrent Rating: 2533 + 3191 = 5724 votes 3191

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
1483 Current Rating: 1483 + 1065 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1483 + 1065 = 2548 votes 1065

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1642 Current Rating: 1642 + 1816 = 3458 votesCurrent Rating: 1642 + 1816 = 3458 votes 1816

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
11940 Current Rating: 11940 + 12443 = 24383 votesCurrent Rating: 11940 + 12443 = 24383 votes 12443

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
6370 Current Rating: 6370 + 6729 = 13099 votesCurrent Rating: 6370 + 6729 = 13099 votes 6729

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
712 Current Rating: 712 + 695 = 1407 votesCurrent Rating: 712 + 695 = 1407 votes 695

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
1968 Current Rating: 1968 + 4031 = 5999 votesCurrent Rating: 1968 + 4031 = 5999 votes 4031

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3071 Current Rating: 3071 + 3041 = 6112 votesCurrent Rating: 3071 + 3041 = 6112 votes 3041

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1282 = 2753 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1282 = 2753 votes 1282

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1177 = 2365 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1177 = 2365 votes 1177

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2000 Current Rating: 2000 + 3084 = 5084 votesCurrent Rating: 2000 + 3084 = 5084 votes 3084


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
9731 Current Rating: 9731 + 11128 = 20859 votesCurrent Rating: 9731 + 11128 = 20859 votes 11128

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
951 Current Rating: 951 + 723 = 1674 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 723 = 1674 votes 723

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
2262 Current Rating: 2262 + 5029 = 7291 votesCurrent Rating: 2262 + 5029 = 7291 votes 5029

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
1966 Current Rating: 1966 + 2049 = 4015 votesCurrent Rating: 1966 + 2049 = 4015 votes 2049

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1277 = 2768 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1277 = 2768 votes 1277

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1674 = 3067 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1674 = 3067 votes 1674

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
3096 Current Rating: 3096 + 3859 = 6955 votesCurrent Rating: 3096 + 3859 = 6955 votes 3859

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1776 = 3301 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1776 = 3301 votes 1776

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 1216 = 2453 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 1216 = 2453 votes 1216

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
711 Current Rating: 711 + 836 = 1547 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 836 = 1547 votes 836

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1379 = 2906 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1379 = 2906 votes 1379

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 788 = 1943 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 788 = 1943 votes 788

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
1890 Current Rating: 1890 + 2236 = 4126 votesCurrent Rating: 1890 + 2236 = 4126 votes 2236

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1299 = 2732 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1299 = 2732 votes 1299

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1781 = 3106 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1781 = 3106 votes 1781

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 821 = 1915 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 821 = 1915 votes 821

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
637 Current Rating: 637 + 666 = 1303 votesCurrent Rating: 637 + 666 = 1303 votes 666

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
3127 Current Rating: 3127 + 3281 = 6408 votesCurrent Rating: 3127 + 3281 = 6408 votes 3281

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
7642 Current Rating: 7642 + 7655 = 15297 votesCurrent Rating: 7642 + 7655 = 15297 votes 7655

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
4550 Current Rating: 4550 + 5190 = 9740 votesCurrent Rating: 4550 + 5190 = 9740 votes 5190


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
4225 Current Rating: 4225 + 3890 = 8115 votesCurrent Rating: 4225 + 3890 = 8115 votes 3890

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
2733 Current Rating: 2733 + 3893 = 6626 votesCurrent Rating: 2733 + 3893 = 6626 votes 3893

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
7868 Current Rating: 7868 + 11441 = 19309 votesCurrent Rating: 7868 + 11441 = 19309 votes 11441

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1686 Current Rating: 1686 + 1760 = 3446 votesCurrent Rating: 1686 + 1760 = 3446 votes 1760

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2014 Current Rating: 2014 + 2216 = 4230 votesCurrent Rating: 2014 + 2216 = 4230 votes 2216

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
2900 Current Rating: 2900 + 4273 = 7173 votesCurrent Rating: 2900 + 4273 = 7173 votes 4273

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 1442 = 2915 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 1442 = 2915 votes 1442

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
2773 Current Rating: 2773 + 3736 = 6509 votesCurrent Rating: 2773 + 3736 = 6509 votes 3736

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1443 = 2872 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1443 = 2872 votes 1443

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
15557 Current Rating: 15557 + 14811 = 30368 votesCurrent Rating: 15557 + 14811 = 30368 votes 14811

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
1864 Current Rating: 1864 + 2551 = 4415 votesCurrent Rating: 1864 + 2551 = 4415 votes 2551

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
2457 Current Rating: 2457 + 2322 = 4779 votesCurrent Rating: 2457 + 2322 = 4779 votes 2322

[836] 7: You look pissed
5201 Current Rating: 5201 + 7148 = 12349 votesCurrent Rating: 5201 + 7148 = 12349 votes 7148

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
3833 Current Rating: 3833 + 5922 = 9755 votesCurrent Rating: 3833 + 5922 = 9755 votes 5922

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1572 = 2943 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1572 = 2943 votes 1572

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
1933 Current Rating: 1933 + 1855 = 3788 votesCurrent Rating: 1933 + 1855 = 3788 votes 1855

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
6206 Current Rating: 6206 + 7210 = 13416 votesCurrent Rating: 6206 + 7210 = 13416 votes 7210


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
1963 Current Rating: 1963 + 1963 = 3926 votesCurrent Rating: 1963 + 1963 = 3926 votes 1963

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 988 = 2199 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 988 = 2199 votes 988

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1608 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1608 = 3115 votes 1608

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1374 Current Rating: 1374 + 1283 = 2657 votesCurrent Rating: 1374 + 1283 = 2657 votes 1283

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1699 Current Rating: 1699 + 2358 = 4057 votesCurrent Rating: 1699 + 2358 = 4057 votes 2358

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1186 = 2481 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1186 = 2481 votes 1186

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1520 = 2918 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1520 = 2918 votes 1520

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
3630 Current Rating: 3630 + 3441 = 7071 votesCurrent Rating: 3630 + 3441 = 7071 votes 3441

[823] 18: You look miserable
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1498 = 3028 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1498 = 3028 votes 1498

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2060 Current Rating: 2060 + 2110 = 4170 votesCurrent Rating: 2060 + 2110 = 4170 votes 2110

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1475 Current Rating: 1475 + 1443 = 2918 votesCurrent Rating: 1475 + 1443 = 2918 votes 1443

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2241 Current Rating: 2241 + 1924 = 4165 votesCurrent Rating: 2241 + 1924 = 4165 votes 1924

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1337 Current Rating: 1337 + 1413 = 2750 votesCurrent Rating: 1337 + 1413 = 2750 votes 1413

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1179 = 2526 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1179 = 2526 votes 1179

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 1037 = 2178 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 1037 = 2178 votes 1037

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1457 Current Rating: 1457 + 1239 = 2696 votesCurrent Rating: 1457 + 1239 = 2696 votes 1239

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 913 = 2105 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 913 = 2105 votes 913

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 963 = 2111 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 963 = 2111 votes 963

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1244 = 2432 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1244 = 2432 votes 1244

[812] 1: You look distracted
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1286 = 2827 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1286 = 2827 votes 1286


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1756 = 3389 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1756 = 3389 votes 1756

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
2885 Current Rating: 2885 + 2622 = 5507 votesCurrent Rating: 2885 + 2622 = 5507 votes 2622

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
24001 Current Rating: 24001 + 25481 = 49482 votesCurrent Rating: 24001 + 25481 = 49482 votes 25481

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
4361 Current Rating: 4361 + 4781 = 9142 votesCurrent Rating: 4361 + 4781 = 9142 votes 4781

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1229 = 2488 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1229 = 2488 votes 1229

[806] 23: Sign here please
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 1170 = 2462 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 1170 = 2462 votes 1170

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1275 Current Rating: 1275 + 1191 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1275 + 1191 = 2466 votes 1191

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1336 Current Rating: 1336 + 1278 = 2614 votesCurrent Rating: 1336 + 1278 = 2614 votes 1278

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1272 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1272 = 2554 votes 1272

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
2169 Current Rating: 2169 + 2083 = 4252 votesCurrent Rating: 2169 + 2083 = 4252 votes 2083

[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
2921 Current Rating: 2921 + 2616 = 5537 votesCurrent Rating: 2921 + 2616 = 5537 votes 2616

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1632 = 3085 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1632 = 3085 votes 1632

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
2411 Current Rating: 2411 + 3117 = 5528 votesCurrent Rating: 2411 + 3117 = 5528 votes 3117

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1374 Current Rating: 1374 + 1490 = 2864 votesCurrent Rating: 1374 + 1490 = 2864 votes 1490

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1273 = 2606 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1273 = 2606 votes 1273

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1116 = 2332 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1116 = 2332 votes 1116

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
59845 Current Rating: 59845 + 61759 = 121604 votesCurrent Rating: 59845 + 61759 = 121604 votes 61759

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 1067 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 1067 = 2206 votes 1067






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