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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 1386 = 2770 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 1386 = 2770 votes 1386

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
654 Current Rating: 654 + 577 = 1231 votesCurrent Rating: 654 + 577 = 1231 votes 577

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
2235 Current Rating: 2235 + 2616 = 4851 votesCurrent Rating: 2235 + 2616 = 4851 votes 2616

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
725 Current Rating: 725 + 673 = 1398 votesCurrent Rating: 725 + 673 = 1398 votes 673

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
873 Current Rating: 873 + 691 = 1564 votesCurrent Rating: 873 + 691 = 1564 votes 691

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
715 Current Rating: 715 + 768 = 1483 votesCurrent Rating: 715 + 768 = 1483 votes 768

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
777 Current Rating: 777 + 768 = 1545 votesCurrent Rating: 777 + 768 = 1545 votes 768

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
3681 Current Rating: 3681 + 6621 = 10302 votesCurrent Rating: 3681 + 6621 = 10302 votes 6621

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 872 = 2204 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 872 = 2204 votes 872

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
1673 Current Rating: 1673 + 1194 = 2867 votesCurrent Rating: 1673 + 1194 = 2867 votes 1194

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
842 Current Rating: 842 + 700 = 1542 votesCurrent Rating: 842 + 700 = 1542 votes 700

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
706 Current Rating: 706 + 610 = 1316 votesCurrent Rating: 706 + 610 = 1316 votes 610


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
691 Current Rating: 691 + 637 = 1328 votesCurrent Rating: 691 + 637 = 1328 votes 637

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
560 Current Rating: 560 + 495 = 1055 votesCurrent Rating: 560 + 495 = 1055 votes 495

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
776 Current Rating: 776 + 608 = 1384 votesCurrent Rating: 776 + 608 = 1384 votes 608

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
644 Current Rating: 644 + 566 = 1210 votesCurrent Rating: 644 + 566 = 1210 votes 566

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
825 Current Rating: 825 + 717 = 1542 votesCurrent Rating: 825 + 717 = 1542 votes 717

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
869 Current Rating: 869 + 695 = 1564 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 695 = 1564 votes 695

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
516 Current Rating: 516 + 545 = 1061 votesCurrent Rating: 516 + 545 = 1061 votes 545

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
861 Current Rating: 861 + 758 = 1619 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 758 = 1619 votes 758

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 786 = 1902 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 786 = 1902 votes 786

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
690 Current Rating: 690 + 573 = 1263 votesCurrent Rating: 690 + 573 = 1263 votes 573

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
1410 Current Rating: 1410 + 1020 = 2430 votesCurrent Rating: 1410 + 1020 = 2430 votes 1020

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 869 = 2260 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 869 = 2260 votes 869

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
3664 Current Rating: 3664 + 3972 = 7636 votesCurrent Rating: 3664 + 3972 = 7636 votes 3972

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1222 = 2570 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1222 = 2570 votes 1222

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
606 Current Rating: 606 + 550 = 1156 votesCurrent Rating: 606 + 550 = 1156 votes 550

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
453 Current Rating: 453 + 581 = 1034 votesCurrent Rating: 453 + 581 = 1034 votes 581

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
582 Current Rating: 582 + 676 = 1258 votesCurrent Rating: 582 + 676 = 1258 votes 676

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6182 Current Rating: 6182 + 6868 = 13050 votesCurrent Rating: 6182 + 6868 = 13050 votes 6868

[995] 5: Back already?
557 Current Rating: 557 + 814 = 1371 votesCurrent Rating: 557 + 814 = 1371 votes 814

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1150 Current Rating: 1150 + 848 = 1998 votesCurrent Rating: 1150 + 848 = 1998 votes 848

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2035 Current Rating: 2035 + 1678 = 3713 votesCurrent Rating: 2035 + 1678 = 3713 votes 1678


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
1866 Current Rating: 1866 + 1629 = 3495 votesCurrent Rating: 1866 + 1629 = 3495 votes 1629

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4707 Current Rating: 4707 + 5313 = 10020 votesCurrent Rating: 4707 + 5313 = 10020 votes 5313

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 991 = 2299 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 991 = 2299 votes 991

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
901 Current Rating: 901 + 917 = 1818 votesCurrent Rating: 901 + 917 = 1818 votes 917

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 951 = 2304 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 951 = 2304 votes 951

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2484 Current Rating: 2484 + 1718 = 4202 votesCurrent Rating: 2484 + 1718 = 4202 votes 1718

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1337 Current Rating: 1337 + 1223 = 2560 votesCurrent Rating: 1337 + 1223 = 2560 votes 1223

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2565 Current Rating: 2565 + 1929 = 4494 votesCurrent Rating: 2565 + 1929 = 4494 votes 1929

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 890 = 2062 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 890 = 2062 votes 890

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
736 Current Rating: 736 + 783 = 1519 votesCurrent Rating: 736 + 783 = 1519 votes 783

[982] 17: Today s science class
624 Current Rating: 624 + 567 = 1191 votesCurrent Rating: 624 + 567 = 1191 votes 567

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
595 Current Rating: 595 + 830 = 1425 votesCurrent Rating: 595 + 830 = 1425 votes 830

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
374 Current Rating: 374 + 488 = 862 votesCurrent Rating: 374 + 488 = 862 votes 488

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
929 Current Rating: 929 + 1508 = 2437 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 1508 = 2437 votes 1508

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26152 Current Rating: 26152 + 25657 = 51809 votesCurrent Rating: 26152 + 25657 = 51809 votes 25657

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 940 = 2088 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 940 = 2088 votes 940

[976] 8: Good morning sir
822 Current Rating: 822 + 807 = 1629 votesCurrent Rating: 822 + 807 = 1629 votes 807

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1224 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1224 = 2631 votes 1224

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3674 Current Rating: 3674 + 3927 = 7601 votesCurrent Rating: 3674 + 3927 = 7601 votes 3927

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1216 = 2535 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1216 = 2535 votes 1216

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
835 Current Rating: 835 + 1058 = 1893 votesCurrent Rating: 835 + 1058 = 1893 votes 1058

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
612 Current Rating: 612 + 774 = 1386 votesCurrent Rating: 612 + 774 = 1386 votes 774


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
567 Current Rating: 567 + 1000 = 1567 votesCurrent Rating: 567 + 1000 = 1567 votes 1000

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
513 Current Rating: 513 + 729 = 1242 votesCurrent Rating: 513 + 729 = 1242 votes 729

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
692 Current Rating: 692 + 734 = 1426 votesCurrent Rating: 692 + 734 = 1426 votes 734

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
905 Current Rating: 905 + 806 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 806 = 1711 votes 806

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3643 Current Rating: 3643 + 3392 = 7035 votesCurrent Rating: 3643 + 3392 = 7035 votes 3392

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 940 = 2095 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 940 = 2095 votes 940

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1126 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1126 = 2605 votes 1126

[963] 17: Knock knock!
1604 Current Rating: 1604 + 1495 = 3099 votesCurrent Rating: 1604 + 1495 = 3099 votes 1495

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
637 Current Rating: 637 + 738 = 1375 votesCurrent Rating: 637 + 738 = 1375 votes 738

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
29728 Current Rating: 29728 + 29759 = 59487 votesCurrent Rating: 29728 + 29759 = 59487 votes 29759

[960] 12: We need your legal help
746 Current Rating: 746 + 865 = 1611 votesCurrent Rating: 746 + 865 = 1611 votes 865

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1434 = 3013 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1434 = 3013 votes 1434

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
795 Current Rating: 795 + 652 = 1447 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 652 = 1447 votes 652

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
623 Current Rating: 623 + 507 = 1130 votesCurrent Rating: 623 + 507 = 1130 votes 507

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
854 Current Rating: 854 + 681 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 854 + 681 = 1535 votes 681

[955] 5: So, what s news?
807 Current Rating: 807 + 568 = 1375 votesCurrent Rating: 807 + 568 = 1375 votes 568

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
434 Current Rating: 434 + 450 = 884 votesCurrent Rating: 434 + 450 = 884 votes 450

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
676 Current Rating: 676 + 673 = 1349 votesCurrent Rating: 676 + 673 = 1349 votes 673

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
387 Current Rating: 387 + 431 = 818 votesCurrent Rating: 387 + 431 = 818 votes 431


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
552 Current Rating: 552 + 564 = 1116 votesCurrent Rating: 552 + 564 = 1116 votes 564

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
436 Current Rating: 436 + 522 = 958 votesCurrent Rating: 436 + 522 = 958 votes 522

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
669 Current Rating: 669 + 860 = 1529 votesCurrent Rating: 669 + 860 = 1529 votes 860

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1375 = 2923 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1375 = 2923 votes 1375

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
743 Current Rating: 743 + 722 = 1465 votesCurrent Rating: 743 + 722 = 1465 votes 722

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
492 Current Rating: 492 + 594 = 1086 votesCurrent Rating: 492 + 594 = 1086 votes 594

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
746 Current Rating: 746 + 726 = 1472 votesCurrent Rating: 746 + 726 = 1472 votes 726

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 899 = 2332 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 899 = 2332 votes 899

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
741 Current Rating: 741 + 681 = 1422 votesCurrent Rating: 741 + 681 = 1422 votes 681

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1692 = 3318 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1692 = 3318 votes 1692

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1549 Current Rating: 1549 + 1686 = 3235 votesCurrent Rating: 1549 + 1686 = 3235 votes 1686

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1269 = 2803 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1269 = 2803 votes 1269

[939] 13: She s a hottie
794 Current Rating: 794 + 832 = 1626 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 832 = 1626 votes 832

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
715 Current Rating: 715 + 719 = 1434 votesCurrent Rating: 715 + 719 = 1434 votes 719

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1126 Current Rating: 1126 + 942 = 2068 votesCurrent Rating: 1126 + 942 = 2068 votes 942

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
728 Current Rating: 728 + 706 = 1434 votesCurrent Rating: 728 + 706 = 1434 votes 706

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
681 Current Rating: 681 + 740 = 1421 votesCurrent Rating: 681 + 740 = 1421 votes 740

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 903 = 2079 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 903 = 2079 votes 903

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
843 Current Rating: 843 + 799 = 1642 votesCurrent Rating: 843 + 799 = 1642 votes 799


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 813 = 2024 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 813 = 2024 votes 813

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
610 Current Rating: 610 + 645 = 1255 votesCurrent Rating: 610 + 645 = 1255 votes 645

[930] 29: I need your help
632 Current Rating: 632 + 625 = 1257 votesCurrent Rating: 632 + 625 = 1257 votes 625

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2322 Current Rating: 2322 + 2639 = 4961 votesCurrent Rating: 2322 + 2639 = 4961 votes 2639

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
643 Current Rating: 643 + 581 = 1224 votesCurrent Rating: 643 + 581 = 1224 votes 581

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 932 = 2049 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 932 = 2049 votes 932

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1119 Current Rating: 1119 + 967 = 2086 votesCurrent Rating: 1119 + 967 = 2086 votes 967

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
1785 Current Rating: 1785 + 1518 = 3303 votesCurrent Rating: 1785 + 1518 = 3303 votes 1518

[924] 19: Did things go well?
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1773 = 3174 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1773 = 3174 votes 1773

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2136 Current Rating: 2136 + 1486 = 3622 votesCurrent Rating: 2136 + 1486 = 3622 votes 1486

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
7518 Current Rating: 7518 + 8254 = 15772 votesCurrent Rating: 7518 + 8254 = 15772 votes 8254

[921] 16: You look wretched
3138 Current Rating: 3138 + 3118 = 6256 votesCurrent Rating: 3138 + 3118 = 6256 votes 3118

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
30454 Current Rating: 30454 + 32360 = 62814 votesCurrent Rating: 30454 + 32360 = 62814 votes 32360

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
2303 Current Rating: 2303 + 2559 = 4862 votesCurrent Rating: 2303 + 2559 = 4862 votes 2559

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2515 Current Rating: 2515 + 1871 = 4386 votesCurrent Rating: 2515 + 1871 = 4386 votes 1871

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
56824 Current Rating: 56824 + 53005 = 109829 votesCurrent Rating: 56824 + 53005 = 109829 votes 53005

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
34136 Current Rating: 34136 + 35131 = 69267 votesCurrent Rating: 34136 + 35131 = 69267 votes 35131

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3213 Current Rating: 3213 + 3442 = 6655 votesCurrent Rating: 3213 + 3442 = 6655 votes 3442

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2320 Current Rating: 2320 + 2082 = 4402 votesCurrent Rating: 2320 + 2082 = 4402 votes 2082

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 2046 = 3501 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 2046 = 3501 votes 2046

[912] 3: Good morning all
2243 Current Rating: 2243 + 2229 = 4472 votesCurrent Rating: 2243 + 2229 = 4472 votes 2229

[911] 2: He s cute ...
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1987 = 3790 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1987 = 3790 votes 1987

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
2779 Current Rating: 2779 + 3686 = 6465 votesCurrent Rating: 2779 + 3686 = 6465 votes 3686


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
26511 Current Rating: 26511 + 26233 = 52744 votesCurrent Rating: 26511 + 26233 = 52744 votes 26233

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
2806 Current Rating: 2806 + 2343 = 5149 votesCurrent Rating: 2806 + 2343 = 5149 votes 2343

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1451 = 2880 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1451 = 2880 votes 1451

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 1278 = 2645 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 1278 = 2645 votes 1278

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1201 = 2528 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1201 = 2528 votes 1201

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1751 Current Rating: 1751 + 1686 = 3437 votesCurrent Rating: 1751 + 1686 = 3437 votes 1686

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3077 Current Rating: 3077 + 4428 = 7505 votesCurrent Rating: 3077 + 4428 = 7505 votes 4428

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
3525 Current Rating: 3525 + 4447 = 7972 votesCurrent Rating: 3525 + 4447 = 7972 votes 4447

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1506 = 3129 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1506 = 3129 votes 1506

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2085 Current Rating: 2085 + 2458 = 4543 votesCurrent Rating: 2085 + 2458 = 4543 votes 2458

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1129 Current Rating: 1129 + 1025 = 2154 votesCurrent Rating: 1129 + 1025 = 2154 votes 1025

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
3229 Current Rating: 3229 + 3499 = 6728 votesCurrent Rating: 3229 + 3499 = 6728 votes 3499

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
25001 Current Rating: 25001 + 24506 = 49507 votesCurrent Rating: 25001 + 24506 = 49507 votes 24506

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
25219 Current Rating: 25219 + 28564 = 53783 votesCurrent Rating: 25219 + 28564 = 53783 votes 28564

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 1280 = 2543 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 1280 = 2543 votes 1280

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1730 Current Rating: 1730 + 1201 = 2931 votesCurrent Rating: 1730 + 1201 = 2931 votes 1201

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 1081 = 2243 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 1081 = 2243 votes 1081

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 841 = 1851 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 841 = 1851 votes 841

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 887 = 2070 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 887 = 2070 votes 887


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 895 = 1942 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 895 = 1942 votes 895

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1177 = 2580 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1177 = 2580 votes 1177

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 964 = 1999 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 964 = 1999 votes 964

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
4515 Current Rating: 4515 + 3591 = 8106 votesCurrent Rating: 4515 + 3591 = 8106 votes 3591

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 1327 = 2711 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 1327 = 2711 votes 1327

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 995 = 2083 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 995 = 2083 votes 995

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
967 Current Rating: 967 + 940 = 1907 votesCurrent Rating: 967 + 940 = 1907 votes 940

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
561 Current Rating: 561 + 613 = 1174 votesCurrent Rating: 561 + 613 = 1174 votes 613

[882] 21: Yes ...
663 Current Rating: 663 + 619 = 1282 votesCurrent Rating: 663 + 619 = 1282 votes 619

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
821 Current Rating: 821 + 781 = 1602 votesCurrent Rating: 821 + 781 = 1602 votes 781

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 953 = 2241 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 953 = 2241 votes 953

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
2237 Current Rating: 2237 + 2637 = 4874 votesCurrent Rating: 2237 + 2637 = 4874 votes 2637

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 933 = 2143 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 933 = 2143 votes 933

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1651 = 3205 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1651 = 3205 votes 1651

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
10223 Current Rating: 10223 + 10153 = 20376 votesCurrent Rating: 10223 + 10153 = 20376 votes 10153

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
6075 Current Rating: 6075 + 6549 = 12624 votesCurrent Rating: 6075 + 6549 = 12624 votes 6549

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
660 Current Rating: 660 + 647 = 1307 votesCurrent Rating: 660 + 647 = 1307 votes 647

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
1856 Current Rating: 1856 + 3318 = 5174 votesCurrent Rating: 1856 + 3318 = 5174 votes 3318

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
2940 Current Rating: 2940 + 2917 = 5857 votesCurrent Rating: 2940 + 2917 = 5857 votes 2917

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1176 = 2568 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1176 = 2568 votes 1176

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1074 = 2208 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1074 = 2208 votes 1074

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
1950 Current Rating: 1950 + 2965 = 4915 votesCurrent Rating: 1950 + 2965 = 4915 votes 2965


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
8704 Current Rating: 8704 + 7715 = 16419 votesCurrent Rating: 8704 + 7715 = 16419 votes 7715

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
806 Current Rating: 806 + 651 = 1457 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 651 = 1457 votes 651

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
2045 Current Rating: 2045 + 4054 = 6099 votesCurrent Rating: 2045 + 4054 = 6099 votes 4054

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1801 = 3557 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1801 = 3557 votes 1801

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1423 Current Rating: 1423 + 1186 = 2609 votesCurrent Rating: 1423 + 1186 = 2609 votes 1186

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 1571 = 2911 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 1571 = 2911 votes 1571

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
2888 Current Rating: 2888 + 3637 = 6525 votesCurrent Rating: 2888 + 3637 = 6525 votes 3637

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1448 Current Rating: 1448 + 1552 = 3000 votesCurrent Rating: 1448 + 1552 = 3000 votes 1552

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1157 = 2345 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1157 = 2345 votes 1157

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
645 Current Rating: 645 + 777 = 1422 votesCurrent Rating: 645 + 777 = 1422 votes 777

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1452 Current Rating: 1452 + 1273 = 2725 votesCurrent Rating: 1452 + 1273 = 2725 votes 1273

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 727 = 1793 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 727 = 1793 votes 727

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
1831 Current Rating: 1831 + 2090 = 3921 votesCurrent Rating: 1831 + 2090 = 3921 votes 2090

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1207 = 2549 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1207 = 2549 votes 1207

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1633 = 2907 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1633 = 2907 votes 1633

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
962 Current Rating: 962 + 750 = 1712 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 750 = 1712 votes 750

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
573 Current Rating: 573 + 614 = 1187 votesCurrent Rating: 573 + 614 = 1187 votes 614

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
2670 Current Rating: 2670 + 2987 = 5657 votesCurrent Rating: 2670 + 2987 = 5657 votes 2987

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
6243 Current Rating: 6243 + 6829 = 13072 votesCurrent Rating: 6243 + 6829 = 13072 votes 6829

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
3559 Current Rating: 3559 + 2581 = 6140 votesCurrent Rating: 3559 + 2581 = 6140 votes 2581


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
3630 Current Rating: 3630 + 3622 = 7252 votesCurrent Rating: 3630 + 3622 = 7252 votes 3622

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
2465 Current Rating: 2465 + 3342 = 5807 votesCurrent Rating: 2465 + 3342 = 5807 votes 3342

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
6288 Current Rating: 6288 + 10420 = 16708 votesCurrent Rating: 6288 + 10420 = 16708 votes 10420

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1614 = 3234 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1614 = 3234 votes 1614

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
1818 Current Rating: 1818 + 2000 = 3818 votesCurrent Rating: 1818 + 2000 = 3818 votes 2000

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
2564 Current Rating: 2564 + 3886 = 6450 votesCurrent Rating: 2564 + 3886 = 6450 votes 3886

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1221 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1221 = 2515 votes 1221

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
2519 Current Rating: 2519 + 3473 = 5992 votesCurrent Rating: 2519 + 3473 = 5992 votes 3473

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1322 = 2666 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1322 = 2666 votes 1322

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
12108 Current Rating: 12108 + 12617 = 24725 votesCurrent Rating: 12108 + 12617 = 24725 votes 12617

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 2160 = 3900 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 2160 = 3900 votes 2160

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
2156 Current Rating: 2156 + 1980 = 4136 votesCurrent Rating: 2156 + 1980 = 4136 votes 1980

[836] 7: You look pissed
4138 Current Rating: 4138 + 6525 = 10663 votesCurrent Rating: 4138 + 6525 = 10663 votes 6525

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
3607 Current Rating: 3607 + 5637 = 9244 votesCurrent Rating: 3607 + 5637 = 9244 votes 5637

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1262 Current Rating: 1262 + 1357 = 2619 votesCurrent Rating: 1262 + 1357 = 2619 votes 1357

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
1820 Current Rating: 1820 + 1786 = 3606 votesCurrent Rating: 1820 + 1786 = 3606 votes 1786

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
5273 Current Rating: 5273 + 4823 = 10096 votesCurrent Rating: 5273 + 4823 = 10096 votes 4823


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
1811 Current Rating: 1811 + 1773 = 3584 votesCurrent Rating: 1811 + 1773 = 3584 votes 1773

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 939 = 2081 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 939 = 2081 votes 939

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
1381 Current Rating: 1381 + 1460 = 2841 votesCurrent Rating: 1381 + 1460 = 2841 votes 1460

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1145 = 2339 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1145 = 2339 votes 1145

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1625 Current Rating: 1625 + 2082 = 3707 votesCurrent Rating: 1625 + 2082 = 3707 votes 2082

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1126 Current Rating: 1126 + 1044 = 2170 votesCurrent Rating: 1126 + 1044 = 2170 votes 1044

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1456 = 2784 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1456 = 2784 votes 1456

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
2962 Current Rating: 2962 + 3039 = 6001 votesCurrent Rating: 2962 + 3039 = 6001 votes 3039

[823] 18: You look miserable
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1410 = 2874 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1410 = 2874 votes 1410

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
1858 Current Rating: 1858 + 1807 = 3665 votesCurrent Rating: 1858 + 1807 = 3665 votes 1807

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1303 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1303 = 2636 votes 1303

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2122 Current Rating: 2122 + 1815 = 3937 votesCurrent Rating: 2122 + 1815 = 3937 votes 1815

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 1232 = 2452 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 1232 = 2452 votes 1232

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1250 Current Rating: 1250 + 1105 = 2355 votesCurrent Rating: 1250 + 1105 = 2355 votes 1105

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 968 = 2040 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 968 = 2040 votes 968

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1321 Current Rating: 1321 + 1105 = 2426 votesCurrent Rating: 1321 + 1105 = 2426 votes 1105

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 857 = 1929 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 857 = 1929 votes 857

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 927 = 2031 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 927 = 2031 votes 927

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 1153 = 2292 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 1153 = 2292 votes 1153

[812] 1: You look distracted
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1184 = 2526 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1184 = 2526 votes 1184


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1582 = 3112 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1582 = 3112 votes 1582

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
2510 Current Rating: 2510 + 2465 = 4975 votesCurrent Rating: 2510 + 2465 = 4975 votes 2465

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
19111 Current Rating: 19111 + 18404 = 37515 votesCurrent Rating: 19111 + 18404 = 37515 votes 18404

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
3294 Current Rating: 3294 + 2495 = 5789 votesCurrent Rating: 3294 + 2495 = 5789 votes 2495

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1174 = 2379 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1174 = 2379 votes 1174

[806] 23: Sign here please
1219 Current Rating: 1219 + 1103 = 2322 votesCurrent Rating: 1219 + 1103 = 2322 votes 1103

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1140 = 2365 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1140 = 2365 votes 1140

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1157 = 2425 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1157 = 2425 votes 1157

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1218 = 2443 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1218 = 2443 votes 1218

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
1952 Current Rating: 1952 + 1851 = 3803 votesCurrent Rating: 1952 + 1851 = 3803 votes 1851

[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
2557 Current Rating: 2557 + 2358 = 4915 votesCurrent Rating: 2557 + 2358 = 4915 votes 2358

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1548 = 2925 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1548 = 2925 votes 1548

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
2040 Current Rating: 2040 + 2499 = 4539 votesCurrent Rating: 2040 + 2499 = 4539 votes 2499

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1435 = 2766 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1435 = 2766 votes 1435

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1232 = 2509 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1232 = 2509 votes 1232

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 1049 = 2182 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 1049 = 2182 votes 1049

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
43491 Current Rating: 43491 + 44637 = 88128 votesCurrent Rating: 43491 + 44637 = 88128 votes 44637

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1049 Current Rating: 1049 + 1003 = 2052 votesCurrent Rating: 1049 + 1003 = 2052 votes 1003






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