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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
7955 Current Rating: 7955 + 7981 = 15936 votesCurrent Rating: 7955 + 7981 = 15936 votes 7981

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
6453 Current Rating: 6453 + 8241 = 14694 votesCurrent Rating: 6453 + 8241 = 14694 votes 8241

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
13659 Current Rating: 13659 + 14402 = 28061 votesCurrent Rating: 13659 + 14402 = 28061 votes 14402

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
7446 Current Rating: 7446 + 6662 = 14108 votesCurrent Rating: 7446 + 6662 = 14108 votes 6662

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
5589 Current Rating: 5589 + 6493 = 12082 votesCurrent Rating: 5589 + 6493 = 12082 votes 6493

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
7784 Current Rating: 7784 + 6941 = 14725 votesCurrent Rating: 7784 + 6941 = 14725 votes 6941

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
6587 Current Rating: 6587 + 5727 = 12314 votesCurrent Rating: 6587 + 5727 = 12314 votes 5727

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
13105 Current Rating: 13105 + 14440 = 27545 votesCurrent Rating: 13105 + 14440 = 27545 votes 14440

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
8902 Current Rating: 8902 + 8970 = 17872 votesCurrent Rating: 8902 + 8970 = 17872 votes 8970

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
11091 Current Rating: 11091 + 11772 = 22863 votesCurrent Rating: 11091 + 11772 = 22863 votes 11772

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
8235 Current Rating: 8235 + 9874 = 18109 votesCurrent Rating: 8235 + 9874 = 18109 votes 9874

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
7091 Current Rating: 7091 + 7139 = 14230 votesCurrent Rating: 7091 + 7139 = 14230 votes 7139


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
6251 Current Rating: 6251 + 6468 = 12719 votesCurrent Rating: 6251 + 6468 = 12719 votes 6468

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
7339 Current Rating: 7339 + 9031 = 16370 votesCurrent Rating: 7339 + 9031 = 16370 votes 9031

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
8194 Current Rating: 8194 + 9870 = 18064 votesCurrent Rating: 8194 + 9870 = 18064 votes 9870

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
6667 Current Rating: 6667 + 5606 = 12273 votesCurrent Rating: 6667 + 5606 = 12273 votes 5606

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
12584 Current Rating: 12584 + 14115 = 26699 votesCurrent Rating: 12584 + 14115 = 26699 votes 14115

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
7886 Current Rating: 7886 + 8921 = 16807 votesCurrent Rating: 7886 + 8921 = 16807 votes 8921

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
7392 Current Rating: 7392 + 6741 = 14133 votesCurrent Rating: 7392 + 6741 = 14133 votes 6741

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
10006 Current Rating: 10006 + 12679 = 22685 votesCurrent Rating: 10006 + 12679 = 22685 votes 12679

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
7302 Current Rating: 7302 + 8235 = 15537 votesCurrent Rating: 7302 + 8235 = 15537 votes 8235

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
6230 Current Rating: 6230 + 6293 = 12523 votesCurrent Rating: 6230 + 6293 = 12523 votes 6293

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
8485 Current Rating: 8485 + 9664 = 18149 votesCurrent Rating: 8485 + 9664 = 18149 votes 9664

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
7940 Current Rating: 7940 + 9773 = 17713 votesCurrent Rating: 7940 + 9773 = 17713 votes 9773

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
13091 Current Rating: 13091 + 14974 = 28065 votesCurrent Rating: 13091 + 14974 = 28065 votes 14974

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
7843 Current Rating: 7843 + 9583 = 17426 votesCurrent Rating: 7843 + 9583 = 17426 votes 9583

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
6839 Current Rating: 6839 + 5799 = 12638 votesCurrent Rating: 6839 + 5799 = 12638 votes 5799

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
6509 Current Rating: 6509 + 5726 = 12235 votesCurrent Rating: 6509 + 5726 = 12235 votes 5726

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
7298 Current Rating: 7298 + 6355 = 13653 votesCurrent Rating: 7298 + 6355 = 13653 votes 6355

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
10941 Current Rating: 10941 + 11029 = 21970 votesCurrent Rating: 10941 + 11029 = 21970 votes 11029

[995] 5: Back already?
7028 Current Rating: 7028 + 6752 = 13780 votesCurrent Rating: 7028 + 6752 = 13780 votes 6752

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
6180 Current Rating: 6180 + 7031 = 13211 votesCurrent Rating: 6180 + 7031 = 13211 votes 7031

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
9442 Current Rating: 9442 + 10558 = 20000 votesCurrent Rating: 9442 + 10558 = 20000 votes 10558


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
8339 Current Rating: 8339 + 7782 = 16121 votesCurrent Rating: 8339 + 7782 = 16121 votes 7782

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
10456 Current Rating: 10456 + 10685 = 21141 votesCurrent Rating: 10456 + 10685 = 21141 votes 10685

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
5907 Current Rating: 5907 + 5847 = 11754 votesCurrent Rating: 5907 + 5847 = 11754 votes 5847

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
6649 Current Rating: 6649 + 6074 = 12723 votesCurrent Rating: 6649 + 6074 = 12723 votes 6074

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
8215 Current Rating: 8215 + 10299 = 18514 votesCurrent Rating: 8215 + 10299 = 18514 votes 10299

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
8630 Current Rating: 8630 + 11213 = 19843 votesCurrent Rating: 8630 + 11213 = 19843 votes 11213

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
7261 Current Rating: 7261 + 6676 = 13937 votesCurrent Rating: 7261 + 6676 = 13937 votes 6676

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
9380 Current Rating: 9380 + 10042 = 19422 votesCurrent Rating: 9380 + 10042 = 19422 votes 10042

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
7342 Current Rating: 7342 + 6522 = 13864 votesCurrent Rating: 7342 + 6522 = 13864 votes 6522

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
7323 Current Rating: 7323 + 6805 = 14128 votesCurrent Rating: 7323 + 6805 = 14128 votes 6805

[982] 17: Today s science class
7295 Current Rating: 7295 + 9007 = 16302 votesCurrent Rating: 7295 + 9007 = 16302 votes 9007

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
6546 Current Rating: 6546 + 5622 = 12168 votesCurrent Rating: 6546 + 5622 = 12168 votes 5622

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
6433 Current Rating: 6433 + 5523 = 11956 votesCurrent Rating: 6433 + 5523 = 11956 votes 5523

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
7862 Current Rating: 7862 + 7509 = 15371 votesCurrent Rating: 7862 + 7509 = 15371 votes 7509

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
31138 Current Rating: 31138 + 34107 = 65245 votesCurrent Rating: 31138 + 34107 = 65245 votes 34107

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
8169 Current Rating: 8169 + 7824 = 15993 votesCurrent Rating: 8169 + 7824 = 15993 votes 7824

[976] 8: Good morning sir
6069 Current Rating: 6069 + 6318 = 12387 votesCurrent Rating: 6069 + 6318 = 12387 votes 6318

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
7426 Current Rating: 7426 + 6691 = 14117 votesCurrent Rating: 7426 + 6691 = 14117 votes 6691

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
10137 Current Rating: 10137 + 10435 = 20572 votesCurrent Rating: 10137 + 10435 = 20572 votes 10435

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
6272 Current Rating: 6272 + 6034 = 12306 votesCurrent Rating: 6272 + 6034 = 12306 votes 6034

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
6648 Current Rating: 6648 + 6058 = 12706 votesCurrent Rating: 6648 + 6058 = 12706 votes 6058

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
7927 Current Rating: 7927 + 7001 = 14928 votesCurrent Rating: 7927 + 7001 = 14928 votes 7001


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
6860 Current Rating: 6860 + 6206 = 13066 votesCurrent Rating: 6860 + 6206 = 13066 votes 6206

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
8051 Current Rating: 8051 + 7559 = 15610 votesCurrent Rating: 8051 + 7559 = 15610 votes 7559

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
6791 Current Rating: 6791 + 6157 = 12948 votesCurrent Rating: 6791 + 6157 = 12948 votes 6157

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
7568 Current Rating: 7568 + 7830 = 15398 votesCurrent Rating: 7568 + 7830 = 15398 votes 7830

[966] 20: Hi ladies
9398 Current Rating: 9398 + 8420 = 17818 votesCurrent Rating: 9398 + 8420 = 17818 votes 8420

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
7058 Current Rating: 7058 + 6279 = 13337 votesCurrent Rating: 7058 + 6279 = 13337 votes 6279

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
6550 Current Rating: 6550 + 5536 = 12086 votesCurrent Rating: 6550 + 5536 = 12086 votes 5536

[963] 17: Knock knock!
9239 Current Rating: 9239 + 8596 = 17835 votesCurrent Rating: 9239 + 8596 = 17835 votes 8596

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
6797 Current Rating: 6797 + 6094 = 12891 votesCurrent Rating: 6797 + 6094 = 12891 votes 6094

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
37299 Current Rating: 37299 + 42616 = 79915 votesCurrent Rating: 37299 + 42616 = 79915 votes 42616

[960] 12: We need your legal help
7880 Current Rating: 7880 + 7019 = 14899 votesCurrent Rating: 7880 + 7019 = 14899 votes 7019

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
7419 Current Rating: 7419 + 6473 = 13892 votesCurrent Rating: 7419 + 6473 = 13892 votes 6473

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
5973 Current Rating: 5973 + 5043 = 11016 votesCurrent Rating: 5973 + 5043 = 11016 votes 5043

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
6597 Current Rating: 6597 + 9219 = 15816 votesCurrent Rating: 6597 + 9219 = 15816 votes 9219

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
7209 Current Rating: 7209 + 9045 = 16254 votesCurrent Rating: 7209 + 9045 = 16254 votes 9045

[955] 5: So, what s news?
7271 Current Rating: 7271 + 7896 = 15167 votesCurrent Rating: 7271 + 7896 = 15167 votes 7896

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
6632 Current Rating: 6632 + 5652 = 12284 votesCurrent Rating: 6632 + 5652 = 12284 votes 5652

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
5843 Current Rating: 5843 + 6963 = 12806 votesCurrent Rating: 5843 + 6963 = 12806 votes 6963

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
6551 Current Rating: 6551 + 5619 = 12170 votesCurrent Rating: 6551 + 5619 = 12170 votes 5619


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
5750 Current Rating: 5750 + 5840 = 11590 votesCurrent Rating: 5750 + 5840 = 11590 votes 5840

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
7752 Current Rating: 7752 + 7958 = 15710 votesCurrent Rating: 7752 + 7958 = 15710 votes 7958

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
7125 Current Rating: 7125 + 6665 = 13790 votesCurrent Rating: 7125 + 6665 = 13790 votes 6665

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
5887 Current Rating: 5887 + 4876 = 10763 votesCurrent Rating: 5887 + 4876 = 10763 votes 4876

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
8671 Current Rating: 8671 + 8072 = 16743 votesCurrent Rating: 8671 + 8072 = 16743 votes 8072

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
7673 Current Rating: 7673 + 6638 = 14311 votesCurrent Rating: 7673 + 6638 = 14311 votes 6638

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
7972 Current Rating: 7972 + 7122 = 15094 votesCurrent Rating: 7972 + 7122 = 15094 votes 7122

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
8096 Current Rating: 8096 + 9037 = 17133 votesCurrent Rating: 8096 + 9037 = 17133 votes 9037

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
7808 Current Rating: 7808 + 6925 = 14733 votesCurrent Rating: 7808 + 6925 = 14733 votes 6925

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
9104 Current Rating: 9104 + 8325 = 17429 votesCurrent Rating: 9104 + 8325 = 17429 votes 8325

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
7829 Current Rating: 7829 + 7268 = 15097 votesCurrent Rating: 7829 + 7268 = 15097 votes 7268

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
12460 Current Rating: 12460 + 13790 = 26250 votesCurrent Rating: 12460 + 13790 = 26250 votes 13790

[939] 13: She s a hottie
7363 Current Rating: 7363 + 6713 = 14076 votesCurrent Rating: 7363 + 6713 = 14076 votes 6713

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
6116 Current Rating: 6116 + 5548 = 11664 votesCurrent Rating: 6116 + 5548 = 11664 votes 5548

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
6200 Current Rating: 6200 + 5370 = 11570 votesCurrent Rating: 6200 + 5370 = 11570 votes 5370

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
6541 Current Rating: 6541 + 5822 = 12363 votesCurrent Rating: 6541 + 5822 = 12363 votes 5822

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
6326 Current Rating: 6326 + 5525 = 11851 votesCurrent Rating: 6326 + 5525 = 11851 votes 5525

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
7292 Current Rating: 7292 + 6375 = 13667 votesCurrent Rating: 7292 + 6375 = 13667 votes 6375

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
6634 Current Rating: 6634 + 5744 = 12378 votesCurrent Rating: 6634 + 5744 = 12378 votes 5744


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
8597 Current Rating: 8597 + 8252 = 16849 votesCurrent Rating: 8597 + 8252 = 16849 votes 8252

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
6218 Current Rating: 6218 + 6336 = 12554 votesCurrent Rating: 6218 + 6336 = 12554 votes 6336

[930] 29: I need your help
5782 Current Rating: 5782 + 6672 = 12454 votesCurrent Rating: 5782 + 6672 = 12454 votes 6672

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
8503 Current Rating: 8503 + 7835 = 16338 votesCurrent Rating: 8503 + 7835 = 16338 votes 7835

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
5457 Current Rating: 5457 + 5480 = 10937 votesCurrent Rating: 5457 + 5480 = 10937 votes 5480

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
6977 Current Rating: 6977 + 6246 = 13223 votesCurrent Rating: 6977 + 6246 = 13223 votes 6246

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
6066 Current Rating: 6066 + 5071 = 11137 votesCurrent Rating: 6066 + 5071 = 11137 votes 5071

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
9198 Current Rating: 9198 + 8343 = 17541 votesCurrent Rating: 9198 + 8343 = 17541 votes 8343

[924] 19: Did things go well?
8615 Current Rating: 8615 + 7833 = 16448 votesCurrent Rating: 8615 + 7833 = 16448 votes 7833

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
6750 Current Rating: 6750 + 8407 = 15157 votesCurrent Rating: 6750 + 8407 = 15157 votes 8407

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
15473 Current Rating: 15473 + 17197 = 32670 votesCurrent Rating: 15473 + 17197 = 32670 votes 17197

[921] 16: You look wretched
11581 Current Rating: 11581 + 12013 = 23594 votesCurrent Rating: 11581 + 12013 = 23594 votes 12013

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
36989 Current Rating: 36989 + 39372 = 76361 votesCurrent Rating: 36989 + 39372 = 76361 votes 39372

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
12717 Current Rating: 12717 + 13821 = 26538 votesCurrent Rating: 12717 + 13821 = 26538 votes 13821

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
8688 Current Rating: 8688 + 10516 = 19204 votesCurrent Rating: 8688 + 10516 = 19204 votes 10516

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
34955 Current Rating: 34955 + 38196 = 73151 votesCurrent Rating: 34955 + 38196 = 73151 votes 38196

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
66915 Current Rating: 66915 + 70679 = 137594 votesCurrent Rating: 66915 + 70679 = 137594 votes 70679

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
11384 Current Rating: 11384 + 12127 = 23511 votesCurrent Rating: 11384 + 12127 = 23511 votes 12127

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
8584 Current Rating: 8584 + 9434 = 18018 votesCurrent Rating: 8584 + 9434 = 18018 votes 9434

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
5968 Current Rating: 5968 + 5995 = 11963 votesCurrent Rating: 5968 + 5995 = 11963 votes 5995

[912] 3: Good morning all
6501 Current Rating: 6501 + 6239 = 12740 votesCurrent Rating: 6501 + 6239 = 12740 votes 6239

[911] 2: He s cute ...
8374 Current Rating: 8374 + 7617 = 15991 votesCurrent Rating: 8374 + 7617 = 15991 votes 7617

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
12364 Current Rating: 12364 + 13213 = 25577 votesCurrent Rating: 12364 + 13213 = 25577 votes 13213


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
33022 Current Rating: 33022 + 34613 = 67635 votesCurrent Rating: 33022 + 34613 = 67635 votes 34613

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
8192 Current Rating: 8192 + 9384 = 17576 votesCurrent Rating: 8192 + 9384 = 17576 votes 9384

[907] 26: Knock knock!
6420 Current Rating: 6420 + 5967 = 12387 votesCurrent Rating: 6420 + 5967 = 12387 votes 5967

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
7314 Current Rating: 7314 + 6884 = 14198 votesCurrent Rating: 7314 + 6884 = 14198 votes 6884

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
6981 Current Rating: 6981 + 6398 = 13379 votesCurrent Rating: 6981 + 6398 = 13379 votes 6398

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
7418 Current Rating: 7418 + 6773 = 14191 votesCurrent Rating: 7418 + 6773 = 14191 votes 6773

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
9763 Current Rating: 9763 + 10336 = 20099 votesCurrent Rating: 9763 + 10336 = 20099 votes 10336

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
9838 Current Rating: 9838 + 12009 = 21847 votesCurrent Rating: 9838 + 12009 = 21847 votes 12009

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
7306 Current Rating: 7306 + 6518 = 13824 votesCurrent Rating: 7306 + 6518 = 13824 votes 6518

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
7912 Current Rating: 7912 + 7319 = 15231 votesCurrent Rating: 7912 + 7319 = 15231 votes 7319

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
7123 Current Rating: 7123 + 6362 = 13485 votesCurrent Rating: 7123 + 6362 = 13485 votes 6362

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
16231 Current Rating: 16231 + 17989 = 34220 votesCurrent Rating: 16231 + 17989 = 34220 votes 17989

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
31210 Current Rating: 31210 + 31371 = 62581 votesCurrent Rating: 31210 + 31371 = 62581 votes 31371

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
38386 Current Rating: 38386 + 39460 = 77846 votesCurrent Rating: 38386 + 39460 = 77846 votes 39460

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
5979 Current Rating: 5979 + 5411 = 11390 votesCurrent Rating: 5979 + 5411 = 11390 votes 5411

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
7798 Current Rating: 7798 + 6917 = 14715 votesCurrent Rating: 7798 + 6917 = 14715 votes 6917

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
7784 Current Rating: 7784 + 7151 = 14935 votesCurrent Rating: 7784 + 7151 = 14935 votes 7151

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
7515 Current Rating: 7515 + 6676 = 14191 votesCurrent Rating: 7515 + 6676 = 14191 votes 6676

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
7781 Current Rating: 7781 + 8916 = 16697 votesCurrent Rating: 7781 + 8916 = 16697 votes 8916


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
6068 Current Rating: 6068 + 5203 = 11271 votesCurrent Rating: 6068 + 5203 = 11271 votes 5203

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
6732 Current Rating: 6732 + 6150 = 12882 votesCurrent Rating: 6732 + 6150 = 12882 votes 6150

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
7403 Current Rating: 7403 + 6474 = 13877 votesCurrent Rating: 7403 + 6474 = 13877 votes 6474

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
14833 Current Rating: 14833 + 15566 = 30399 votesCurrent Rating: 14833 + 15566 = 30399 votes 15566

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
6461 Current Rating: 6461 + 5656 = 12117 votesCurrent Rating: 6461 + 5656 = 12117 votes 5656

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
6313 Current Rating: 6313 + 5379 = 11692 votesCurrent Rating: 6313 + 5379 = 11692 votes 5379

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
5725 Current Rating: 5725 + 5152 = 10877 votesCurrent Rating: 5725 + 5152 = 10877 votes 5152

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
7473 Current Rating: 7473 + 6724 = 14197 votesCurrent Rating: 7473 + 6724 = 14197 votes 6724

[882] 21: Yes ...
8139 Current Rating: 8139 + 7495 = 15634 votesCurrent Rating: 8139 + 7495 = 15634 votes 7495

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
8006 Current Rating: 8006 + 7105 = 15111 votesCurrent Rating: 8006 + 7105 = 15111 votes 7105

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
9628 Current Rating: 9628 + 14613 = 24241 votesCurrent Rating: 9628 + 14613 = 24241 votes 14613

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
10895 Current Rating: 10895 + 12466 = 23361 votesCurrent Rating: 10895 + 12466 = 23361 votes 12466

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
15448 Current Rating: 15448 + 18496 = 33944 votesCurrent Rating: 15448 + 18496 = 33944 votes 18496

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
8863 Current Rating: 8863 + 9023 = 17886 votesCurrent Rating: 8863 + 9023 = 17886 votes 9023

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
25649 Current Rating: 25649 + 26723 = 52372 votesCurrent Rating: 25649 + 26723 = 52372 votes 26723

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
22202 Current Rating: 22202 + 24832 = 47034 votesCurrent Rating: 22202 + 24832 = 47034 votes 24832

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
6401 Current Rating: 6401 + 5701 = 12102 votesCurrent Rating: 6401 + 5701 = 12102 votes 5701

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
11062 Current Rating: 11062 + 11367 = 22429 votesCurrent Rating: 11062 + 11367 = 22429 votes 11367

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
8551 Current Rating: 8551 + 7897 = 16448 votesCurrent Rating: 8551 + 7897 = 16448 votes 7897

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
6674 Current Rating: 6674 + 5964 = 12638 votesCurrent Rating: 6674 + 5964 = 12638 votes 5964

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
6599 Current Rating: 6599 + 6453 = 13052 votesCurrent Rating: 6599 + 6453 = 13052 votes 6453

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
6758 Current Rating: 6758 + 7505 = 14263 votesCurrent Rating: 6758 + 7505 = 14263 votes 7505


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
20763 Current Rating: 20763 + 22468 = 43231 votesCurrent Rating: 20763 + 22468 = 43231 votes 22468

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
6978 Current Rating: 6978 + 7812 = 14790 votesCurrent Rating: 6978 + 7812 = 14790 votes 7812

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
12772 Current Rating: 12772 + 15523 = 28295 votesCurrent Rating: 12772 + 15523 = 28295 votes 15523

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
8690 Current Rating: 8690 + 8136 = 16826 votesCurrent Rating: 8690 + 8136 = 16826 votes 8136

[864] 24: You look grumpy
7045 Current Rating: 7045 + 5996 = 13041 votesCurrent Rating: 7045 + 5996 = 13041 votes 5996

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
6890 Current Rating: 6890 + 6971 = 13861 votesCurrent Rating: 6890 + 6971 = 13861 votes 6971

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
12198 Current Rating: 12198 + 13892 = 26090 votesCurrent Rating: 12198 + 13892 = 26090 votes 13892

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
8054 Current Rating: 8054 + 7604 = 15658 votesCurrent Rating: 8054 + 7604 = 15658 votes 7604

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
7174 Current Rating: 7174 + 6613 = 13787 votesCurrent Rating: 7174 + 6613 = 13787 votes 6613

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
6587 Current Rating: 6587 + 5802 = 12389 votesCurrent Rating: 6587 + 5802 = 12389 votes 5802

[858] 16: I work for the bank
6565 Current Rating: 6565 + 5758 = 12323 votesCurrent Rating: 6565 + 5758 = 12323 votes 5758

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
8111 Current Rating: 8111 + 8134 = 16245 votesCurrent Rating: 8111 + 8134 = 16245 votes 8134

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
8054 Current Rating: 8054 + 8263 = 16317 votesCurrent Rating: 8054 + 8263 = 16317 votes 8263

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
5672 Current Rating: 5672 + 4994 = 10666 votesCurrent Rating: 5672 + 4994 = 10666 votes 4994

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
6478 Current Rating: 6478 + 6857 = 13335 votesCurrent Rating: 6478 + 6857 = 13335 votes 6857

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
7520 Current Rating: 7520 + 6547 = 14067 votesCurrent Rating: 7520 + 6547 = 14067 votes 6547

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
7904 Current Rating: 7904 + 7051 = 14955 votesCurrent Rating: 7904 + 7051 = 14955 votes 7051

[851] 5: I can
15151 Current Rating: 15151 + 17437 = 32588 votesCurrent Rating: 15151 + 17437 = 32588 votes 17437

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
25434 Current Rating: 25434 + 25401 = 50835 votesCurrent Rating: 25434 + 25401 = 50835 votes 25401

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
17874 Current Rating: 17874 + 19640 = 37514 votesCurrent Rating: 17874 + 19640 = 37514 votes 19640


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
13484 Current Rating: 13484 + 15720 = 29204 votesCurrent Rating: 13484 + 15720 = 29204 votes 15720

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
16885 Current Rating: 16885 + 17122 = 34007 votesCurrent Rating: 16885 + 17122 = 34007 votes 17122

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
25958 Current Rating: 25958 + 32035 = 57993 votesCurrent Rating: 25958 + 32035 = 57993 votes 32035

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
7108 Current Rating: 7108 + 7158 = 14266 votesCurrent Rating: 7108 + 7158 = 14266 votes 7158

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
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[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
8387 Current Rating: 8387 + 7660 = 16047 votesCurrent Rating: 8387 + 7660 = 16047 votes 7660

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
8856 Current Rating: 8856 + 7923 = 16779 votesCurrent Rating: 8856 + 7923 = 16779 votes 7923

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
6683 Current Rating: 6683 + 6532 = 13215 votesCurrent Rating: 6683 + 6532 = 13215 votes 6532

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
7035 Current Rating: 7035 + 6215 = 13250 votesCurrent Rating: 7035 + 6215 = 13250 votes 6215

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
6523 Current Rating: 6523 + 5724 = 12247 votesCurrent Rating: 6523 + 5724 = 12247 votes 5724






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