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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
2057 Current Rating: 2057 + 2133 = 4190 votesCurrent Rating: 2057 + 2133 = 4190 votes 2133

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
988 Current Rating: 988 + 766 = 1754 votesCurrent Rating: 988 + 766 = 1754 votes 766

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
4245 Current Rating: 4245 + 4444 = 8689 votesCurrent Rating: 4245 + 4444 = 8689 votes 4444

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 1061 = 2220 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 1061 = 2220 votes 1061

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 899 = 2109 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 899 = 2109 votes 899

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1154 = 2400 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1154 = 2400 votes 1154

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1111 = 2278 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1111 = 2278 votes 1111

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
5927 Current Rating: 5927 + 8785 = 14712 votesCurrent Rating: 5927 + 8785 = 14712 votes 8785

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
2260 Current Rating: 2260 + 1326 = 3586 votesCurrent Rating: 2260 + 1326 = 3586 votes 1326

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
3394 Current Rating: 3394 + 2031 = 5425 votesCurrent Rating: 3394 + 2031 = 5425 votes 2031

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1023 = 2487 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1023 = 2487 votes 1023

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 970 = 2230 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 970 = 2230 votes 970


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1021 Current Rating: 1021 + 854 = 1875 votesCurrent Rating: 1021 + 854 = 1875 votes 854

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
1132 Current Rating: 1132 + 865 = 1997 votesCurrent Rating: 1132 + 865 = 1997 votes 865

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 989 = 2387 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 989 = 2387 votes 989

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 846 = 1932 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 846 = 1932 votes 846

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1091 = 2414 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1091 = 2414 votes 1091

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1063 = 2534 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1063 = 2534 votes 1063

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
904 Current Rating: 904 + 897 = 1801 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 897 = 1801 votes 897

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1170 = 2531 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1170 = 2531 votes 1170

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 1212 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 1212 = 2811 votes 1212

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 874 = 2022 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 874 = 2022 votes 874

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
2161 Current Rating: 2161 + 1574 = 3735 votesCurrent Rating: 2161 + 1574 = 3735 votes 1574

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
2033 Current Rating: 2033 + 1199 = 3232 votesCurrent Rating: 2033 + 1199 = 3232 votes 1199

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
4843 Current Rating: 4843 + 5012 = 9855 votesCurrent Rating: 4843 + 5012 = 9855 votes 5012

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1916 Current Rating: 1916 + 1754 = 3670 votesCurrent Rating: 1916 + 1754 = 3670 votes 1754

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
913 Current Rating: 913 + 830 = 1743 votesCurrent Rating: 913 + 830 = 1743 votes 830

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
750 Current Rating: 750 + 877 = 1627 votesCurrent Rating: 750 + 877 = 1627 votes 877

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
989 Current Rating: 989 + 1005 = 1994 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 1005 = 1994 votes 1005

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6432 Current Rating: 6432 + 7097 = 13529 votesCurrent Rating: 6432 + 7097 = 13529 votes 7097

[995] 5: Back already?
855 Current Rating: 855 + 1030 = 1885 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 1030 = 1885 votes 1030

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1444 Current Rating: 1444 + 1104 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1444 + 1104 = 2548 votes 1104

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2733 Current Rating: 2733 + 2202 = 4935 votesCurrent Rating: 2733 + 2202 = 4935 votes 2202


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2159 Current Rating: 2159 + 1957 = 4116 votesCurrent Rating: 2159 + 1957 = 4116 votes 1957

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5031 Current Rating: 5031 + 5637 = 10668 votesCurrent Rating: 5031 + 5637 = 10668 votes 5637

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1531 Current Rating: 1531 + 1249 = 2780 votesCurrent Rating: 1531 + 1249 = 2780 votes 1249

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1150 = 2281 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1150 = 2281 votes 1150

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1697 Current Rating: 1697 + 1304 = 3001 votesCurrent Rating: 1697 + 1304 = 3001 votes 1304

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2885 Current Rating: 2885 + 2057 = 4942 votesCurrent Rating: 2885 + 2057 = 4942 votes 2057

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 1635 = 3306 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 1635 = 3306 votes 1635

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
3020 Current Rating: 3020 + 2431 = 5451 votesCurrent Rating: 3020 + 2431 = 5451 votes 2431

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1519 Current Rating: 1519 + 1250 = 2769 votesCurrent Rating: 1519 + 1250 = 2769 votes 1250

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 1091 = 2144 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 1091 = 2144 votes 1091

[982] 17: Today s science class
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 832 = 1870 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 832 = 1870 votes 832

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 1088 = 2095 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 1088 = 2095 votes 1088

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
650 Current Rating: 650 + 759 = 1409 votesCurrent Rating: 650 + 759 = 1409 votes 759

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1910 = 3275 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1910 = 3275 votes 1910

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26522 Current Rating: 26522 + 26065 = 52587 votesCurrent Rating: 26522 + 26065 = 52587 votes 26065

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 1530 = 3205 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 1530 = 3205 votes 1530

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 943 = 2009 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 943 = 2009 votes 943

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1777 Current Rating: 1777 + 1655 = 3432 votesCurrent Rating: 1777 + 1655 = 3432 votes 1655

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3995 Current Rating: 3995 + 4176 = 8171 votesCurrent Rating: 3995 + 4176 = 8171 votes 4176

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1594 Current Rating: 1594 + 1780 = 3374 votesCurrent Rating: 1594 + 1780 = 3374 votes 1780

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1178 Current Rating: 1178 + 1349 = 2527 votesCurrent Rating: 1178 + 1349 = 2527 votes 1349

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 1125 = 2165 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 1125 = 2165 votes 1125


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
877 Current Rating: 877 + 1238 = 2115 votesCurrent Rating: 877 + 1238 = 2115 votes 1238

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
869 Current Rating: 869 + 1093 = 1962 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 1093 = 1962 votes 1093

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 1041 = 2057 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 1041 = 2057 votes 1041

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1118 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1118 = 2408 votes 1118

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 3697 = 7725 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 3697 = 7725 votes 3697

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1521 Current Rating: 1521 + 1319 = 2840 votesCurrent Rating: 1521 + 1319 = 2840 votes 1319

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1845 Current Rating: 1845 + 1450 = 3295 votesCurrent Rating: 1845 + 1450 = 3295 votes 1450

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2217 Current Rating: 2217 + 2290 = 4507 votesCurrent Rating: 2217 + 2290 = 4507 votes 2290

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
909 Current Rating: 909 + 981 = 1890 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 981 = 1890 votes 981

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30011 Current Rating: 30011 + 30044 = 60055 votesCurrent Rating: 30011 + 30044 = 60055 votes 30044

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 1250 = 2392 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 1250 = 2392 votes 1250

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1997 Current Rating: 1997 + 1803 = 3800 votesCurrent Rating: 1997 + 1803 = 3800 votes 1803

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1024 Current Rating: 1024 + 878 = 1902 votesCurrent Rating: 1024 + 878 = 1902 votes 878

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 694 = 1698 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 694 = 1698 votes 694

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1048 = 2494 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1048 = 2494 votes 1048

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1441 Current Rating: 1441 + 942 = 2383 votesCurrent Rating: 1441 + 942 = 2383 votes 942

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
749 Current Rating: 749 + 727 = 1476 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 727 = 1476 votes 727

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 928 = 2022 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 928 = 2022 votes 928

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
667 Current Rating: 667 + 677 = 1344 votesCurrent Rating: 667 + 677 = 1344 votes 677


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
886 Current Rating: 886 + 800 = 1686 votesCurrent Rating: 886 + 800 = 1686 votes 800

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
587 Current Rating: 587 + 666 = 1253 votesCurrent Rating: 587 + 666 = 1253 votes 666

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 1210 = 2323 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 1210 = 2323 votes 1210

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1779 Current Rating: 1779 + 1535 = 3314 votesCurrent Rating: 1779 + 1535 = 3314 votes 1535

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1223 = 2531 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1223 = 2531 votes 1223

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
895 Current Rating: 895 + 947 = 1842 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 947 = 1842 votes 947

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 1197 = 2536 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 1197 = 2536 votes 1197

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
2694 Current Rating: 2694 + 1349 = 4043 votesCurrent Rating: 2694 + 1349 = 4043 votes 1349

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1025 = 2159 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1025 = 2159 votes 1025

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
2248 Current Rating: 2248 + 2375 = 4623 votesCurrent Rating: 2248 + 2375 = 4623 votes 2375

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1886 Current Rating: 1886 + 2151 = 4037 votesCurrent Rating: 1886 + 2151 = 4037 votes 2151

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
3019 Current Rating: 3019 + 2326 = 5345 votesCurrent Rating: 3019 + 2326 = 5345 votes 2326

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1198 = 2416 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1198 = 2416 votes 1198

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
935 Current Rating: 935 + 936 = 1871 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 936 = 1871 votes 936

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1252 = 2670 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1252 = 2670 votes 1252

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 987 = 2010 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 987 = 2010 votes 987

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
971 Current Rating: 971 + 1000 = 1971 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 1000 = 1971 votes 1000

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1203 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1203 = 2709 votes 1203

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1104 = 2329 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1104 = 2329 votes 1104


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
2362 Current Rating: 2362 + 1153 = 3515 votesCurrent Rating: 2362 + 1153 = 3515 votes 1153

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
837 Current Rating: 837 + 863 = 1700 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 863 = 1700 votes 863

[930] 29: I need your help
849 Current Rating: 849 + 819 = 1668 votesCurrent Rating: 849 + 819 = 1668 votes 819

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2967 Current Rating: 2967 + 3084 = 6051 votesCurrent Rating: 2967 + 3084 = 6051 votes 3084

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
795 Current Rating: 795 + 709 = 1504 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 709 = 1504 votes 709

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1318 = 2876 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1318 = 2876 votes 1318

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1426 Current Rating: 1426 + 1208 = 2634 votesCurrent Rating: 1426 + 1208 = 2634 votes 1208

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2245 Current Rating: 2245 + 1922 = 4167 votesCurrent Rating: 2245 + 1922 = 4167 votes 1922

[924] 19: Did things go well?
2149 Current Rating: 2149 + 2317 = 4466 votesCurrent Rating: 2149 + 2317 = 4466 votes 2317

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2409 Current Rating: 2409 + 1761 = 4170 votesCurrent Rating: 2409 + 1761 = 4170 votes 1761

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
8194 Current Rating: 8194 + 8633 = 16827 votesCurrent Rating: 8194 + 8633 = 16827 votes 8633

[921] 16: You look wretched
3759 Current Rating: 3759 + 3917 = 7676 votesCurrent Rating: 3759 + 3917 = 7676 votes 3917

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31162 Current Rating: 31162 + 34069 = 65231 votesCurrent Rating: 31162 + 34069 = 65231 votes 34069

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
3272 Current Rating: 3272 + 3410 = 6682 votesCurrent Rating: 3272 + 3410 = 6682 votes 3410

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2883 Current Rating: 2883 + 2232 = 5115 votesCurrent Rating: 2883 + 2232 = 5115 votes 2232

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
153299 Current Rating: 153299 + 124297 = 277596 votesCurrent Rating: 153299 + 124297 = 277596 votes 124297

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
47117 Current Rating: 47117 + 49597 = 96714 votesCurrent Rating: 47117 + 49597 = 96714 votes 49597

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
4090 Current Rating: 4090 + 4069 = 8159 votesCurrent Rating: 4090 + 4069 = 8159 votes 4069

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2796 Current Rating: 2796 + 2402 = 5198 votesCurrent Rating: 2796 + 2402 = 5198 votes 2402

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1694 Current Rating: 1694 + 2325 = 4019 votesCurrent Rating: 1694 + 2325 = 4019 votes 2325

[912] 3: Good morning all
2330 Current Rating: 2330 + 2311 = 4641 votesCurrent Rating: 2330 + 2311 = 4641 votes 2311

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2265 Current Rating: 2265 + 2478 = 4743 votesCurrent Rating: 2265 + 2478 = 4743 votes 2478

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
5314 Current Rating: 5314 + 5105 = 10419 votesCurrent Rating: 5314 + 5105 = 10419 votes 5105


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
57579 Current Rating: 57579 + 47719 = 105298 votesCurrent Rating: 57579 + 47719 = 105298 votes 47719

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
3346 Current Rating: 3346 + 2730 = 6076 votesCurrent Rating: 3346 + 2730 = 6076 votes 2730

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1708 Current Rating: 1708 + 1780 = 3488 votesCurrent Rating: 1708 + 1780 = 3488 votes 1780

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1674 Current Rating: 1674 + 1609 = 3283 votesCurrent Rating: 1674 + 1609 = 3283 votes 1609

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1489 = 3090 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1489 = 3090 votes 1489

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2042 Current Rating: 2042 + 1985 = 4027 votesCurrent Rating: 2042 + 1985 = 4027 votes 1985

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3480 Current Rating: 3480 + 4779 = 8259 votesCurrent Rating: 3480 + 4779 = 8259 votes 4779

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
4184 Current Rating: 4184 + 4753 = 8937 votesCurrent Rating: 4184 + 4753 = 8937 votes 4753

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1954 Current Rating: 1954 + 1818 = 3772 votesCurrent Rating: 1954 + 1818 = 3772 votes 1818

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2614 Current Rating: 2614 + 2921 = 5535 votesCurrent Rating: 2614 + 2921 = 5535 votes 2921

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1470 Current Rating: 1470 + 1364 = 2834 votesCurrent Rating: 1470 + 1364 = 2834 votes 1364

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
5687 Current Rating: 5687 + 4977 = 10664 votesCurrent Rating: 5687 + 4977 = 10664 votes 4977

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
26010 Current Rating: 26010 + 25031 = 51041 votesCurrent Rating: 26010 + 25031 = 51041 votes 25031

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
28586 Current Rating: 28586 + 31303 = 59889 votesCurrent Rating: 28586 + 31303 = 59889 votes 31303

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1627 = 3126 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1627 = 3126 votes 1627

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2065 Current Rating: 2065 + 1536 = 3601 votesCurrent Rating: 2065 + 1536 = 3601 votes 1536

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1451 = 2963 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1451 = 2963 votes 1451

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1163 = 2506 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1163 = 2506 votes 1163

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1901 Current Rating: 1901 + 1268 = 3169 votesCurrent Rating: 1901 + 1268 = 3169 votes 1268


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1451 Current Rating: 1451 + 1196 = 2647 votesCurrent Rating: 1451 + 1196 = 2647 votes 1196

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1670 Current Rating: 1670 + 1465 = 3135 votesCurrent Rating: 1670 + 1465 = 3135 votes 1465

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 1322 = 2835 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 1322 = 2835 votes 1322

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
7029 Current Rating: 7029 + 6281 = 13310 votesCurrent Rating: 7029 + 6281 = 13310 votes 6281

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1615 = 3356 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1615 = 3356 votes 1615

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1332 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1332 = 2709 votes 1332

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1221 = 2501 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1221 = 2501 votes 1221

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
930 Current Rating: 930 + 950 = 1880 votesCurrent Rating: 930 + 950 = 1880 votes 950

[882] 21: Yes ...
951 Current Rating: 951 + 897 = 1848 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 897 = 1848 votes 897

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 1133 = 2396 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 1133 = 2396 votes 1133

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
2115 Current Rating: 2115 + 1383 = 3498 votesCurrent Rating: 2115 + 1383 = 3498 votes 1383

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
3084 Current Rating: 3084 + 3950 = 7034 votesCurrent Rating: 3084 + 3950 = 7034 votes 3950

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
2174 Current Rating: 2174 + 1443 = 3617 votesCurrent Rating: 2174 + 1443 = 3617 votes 1443

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1929 Current Rating: 1929 + 2134 = 4063 votesCurrent Rating: 1929 + 2134 = 4063 votes 2134

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
14595 Current Rating: 14595 + 13239 = 27834 votesCurrent Rating: 14595 + 13239 = 27834 votes 13239

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
9636 Current Rating: 9636 + 7419 = 17055 votesCurrent Rating: 9636 + 7419 = 17055 votes 7419

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
928 Current Rating: 928 + 922 = 1850 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 922 = 1850 votes 922

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
2790 Current Rating: 2790 + 5226 = 8016 votesCurrent Rating: 2790 + 5226 = 8016 votes 5226

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3535 Current Rating: 3535 + 3319 = 6854 votesCurrent Rating: 3535 + 3319 = 6854 votes 3319

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1735 Current Rating: 1735 + 1578 = 3313 votesCurrent Rating: 1735 + 1578 = 3313 votes 1578

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1438 Current Rating: 1438 + 1528 = 2966 votesCurrent Rating: 1438 + 1528 = 2966 votes 1528

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2247 Current Rating: 2247 + 3479 = 5726 votesCurrent Rating: 2247 + 3479 = 5726 votes 3479


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
11463 Current Rating: 11463 + 12096 = 23559 votesCurrent Rating: 11463 + 12096 = 23559 votes 12096

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 981 = 2311 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 981 = 2311 votes 981

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
3212 Current Rating: 3212 + 6672 = 9884 votesCurrent Rating: 3212 + 6672 = 9884 votes 6672

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
2517 Current Rating: 2517 + 2621 = 5138 votesCurrent Rating: 2517 + 2621 = 5138 votes 2621

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1781 Current Rating: 1781 + 1567 = 3348 votesCurrent Rating: 1781 + 1567 = 3348 votes 1567

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1631 Current Rating: 1631 + 2050 = 3681 votesCurrent Rating: 1631 + 2050 = 3681 votes 2050

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
3804 Current Rating: 3804 + 4475 = 8279 votesCurrent Rating: 3804 + 4475 = 8279 votes 4475

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1876 Current Rating: 1876 + 2296 = 4172 votesCurrent Rating: 1876 + 2296 = 4172 votes 2296

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1484 Current Rating: 1484 + 1471 = 2955 votesCurrent Rating: 1484 + 1471 = 2955 votes 1471

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
976 Current Rating: 976 + 1065 = 2041 votesCurrent Rating: 976 + 1065 = 2041 votes 1065

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1734 Current Rating: 1734 + 1582 = 3316 votesCurrent Rating: 1734 + 1582 = 3316 votes 1582

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 1125 = 2663 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 1125 = 2663 votes 1125

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2314 Current Rating: 2314 + 2782 = 5096 votesCurrent Rating: 2314 + 2782 = 5096 votes 2782

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1485 = 3145 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1485 = 3145 votes 1485

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1559 Current Rating: 1559 + 2216 = 3775 votesCurrent Rating: 1559 + 2216 = 3775 votes 2216

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1465 Current Rating: 1465 + 1104 = 2569 votesCurrent Rating: 1465 + 1104 = 2569 votes 1104

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
919 Current Rating: 919 + 938 = 1857 votesCurrent Rating: 919 + 938 = 1857 votes 938

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
4604 Current Rating: 4604 + 4037 = 8641 votesCurrent Rating: 4604 + 4037 = 8641 votes 4037

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
10609 Current Rating: 10609 + 9210 = 19819 votesCurrent Rating: 10609 + 9210 = 19819 votes 9210

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
6906 Current Rating: 6906 + 6354 = 13260 votesCurrent Rating: 6906 + 6354 = 13260 votes 6354


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
5562 Current Rating: 5562 + 4715 = 10277 votesCurrent Rating: 5562 + 4715 = 10277 votes 4715

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
3575 Current Rating: 3575 + 4868 = 8443 votesCurrent Rating: 3575 + 4868 = 8443 votes 4868

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
10476 Current Rating: 10476 + 13620 = 24096 votesCurrent Rating: 10476 + 13620 = 24096 votes 13620

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1910 Current Rating: 1910 + 2028 = 3938 votesCurrent Rating: 1910 + 2028 = 3938 votes 2028

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2468 Current Rating: 2468 + 2539 = 5007 votesCurrent Rating: 2468 + 2539 = 5007 votes 2539

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
3822 Current Rating: 3822 + 5133 = 8955 votesCurrent Rating: 3822 + 5133 = 8955 votes 5133

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1931 Current Rating: 1931 + 1915 = 3846 votesCurrent Rating: 1931 + 1915 = 3846 votes 1915

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
3340 Current Rating: 3340 + 4394 = 7734 votesCurrent Rating: 3340 + 4394 = 7734 votes 4394

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1851 Current Rating: 1851 + 1840 = 3691 votesCurrent Rating: 1851 + 1840 = 3691 votes 1840

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
27716 Current Rating: 27716 + 21484 = 49200 votesCurrent Rating: 27716 + 21484 = 49200 votes 21484

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2175 Current Rating: 2175 + 3152 = 5327 votesCurrent Rating: 2175 + 3152 = 5327 votes 3152

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
3072 Current Rating: 3072 + 2846 = 5918 votesCurrent Rating: 3072 + 2846 = 5918 votes 2846

[836] 7: You look pissed
8329 Current Rating: 8329 + 10049 = 18378 votesCurrent Rating: 8329 + 10049 = 18378 votes 10049

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
4415 Current Rating: 4415 + 6448 = 10863 votesCurrent Rating: 4415 + 6448 = 10863 votes 6448

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1750 Current Rating: 1750 + 2129 = 3879 votesCurrent Rating: 1750 + 2129 = 3879 votes 2129

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
2318 Current Rating: 2318 + 2191 = 4509 votesCurrent Rating: 2318 + 2191 = 4509 votes 2191

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
9295 Current Rating: 9295 + 7999 = 17294 votesCurrent Rating: 9295 + 7999 = 17294 votes 7999


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
2463 Current Rating: 2463 + 2427 = 4890 votesCurrent Rating: 2463 + 2427 = 4890 votes 2427

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 1281 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 1281 = 2794 votes 1281

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
1849 Current Rating: 1849 + 1951 = 3800 votesCurrent Rating: 1849 + 1951 = 3800 votes 1951

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1846 Current Rating: 1846 + 1689 = 3535 votesCurrent Rating: 1846 + 1689 = 3535 votes 1689

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1908 Current Rating: 1908 + 2822 = 4730 votesCurrent Rating: 1908 + 2822 = 4730 votes 2822

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1799 Current Rating: 1799 + 1724 = 3523 votesCurrent Rating: 1799 + 1724 = 3523 votes 1724

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1756 = 3383 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1756 = 3383 votes 1756

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
5435 Current Rating: 5435 + 4429 = 9864 votesCurrent Rating: 5435 + 4429 = 9864 votes 4429

[823] 18: You look miserable
1734 Current Rating: 1734 + 1696 = 3430 votesCurrent Rating: 1734 + 1696 = 3430 votes 1696

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2604 Current Rating: 2604 + 2777 = 5381 votesCurrent Rating: 2604 + 2777 = 5381 votes 2777

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1947 Current Rating: 1947 + 1869 = 3816 votesCurrent Rating: 1947 + 1869 = 3816 votes 1869

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2679 Current Rating: 2679 + 2286 = 4965 votesCurrent Rating: 2679 + 2286 = 4965 votes 2286

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1630 Current Rating: 1630 + 1870 = 3500 votesCurrent Rating: 1630 + 1870 = 3500 votes 1870

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1376 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1376 = 2964 votes 1376

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1363 Current Rating: 1363 + 1277 = 2640 votesCurrent Rating: 1363 + 1277 = 2640 votes 1277

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1903 Current Rating: 1903 + 1585 = 3488 votesCurrent Rating: 1903 + 1585 = 3488 votes 1585

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1182 = 2656 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1182 = 2656 votes 1182

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1140 = 2494 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1140 = 2494 votes 1140

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1426 Current Rating: 1426 + 1552 = 2978 votesCurrent Rating: 1426 + 1552 = 2978 votes 1552

[812] 1: You look distracted
1919 Current Rating: 1919 + 1486 = 3405 votesCurrent Rating: 1919 + 1486 = 3405 votes 1486


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
2036 Current Rating: 2036 + 2180 = 4216 votesCurrent Rating: 2036 + 2180 = 4216 votes 2180

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
3883 Current Rating: 3883 + 3358 = 7241 votesCurrent Rating: 3883 + 3358 = 7241 votes 3358

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
42063 Current Rating: 42063 + 34213 = 76276 votesCurrent Rating: 42063 + 34213 = 76276 votes 34213

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
5937 Current Rating: 5937 + 5654 = 11591 votesCurrent Rating: 5937 + 5654 = 11591 votes 5654

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1516 Current Rating: 1516 + 1491 = 3007 votesCurrent Rating: 1516 + 1491 = 3007 votes 1491

[806] 23: Sign here please
1540 Current Rating: 1540 + 1430 = 2970 votesCurrent Rating: 1540 + 1430 = 2970 votes 1430

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1395 = 2876 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1395 = 2876 votes 1395

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1685 Current Rating: 1685 + 1756 = 3441 votesCurrent Rating: 1685 + 1756 = 3441 votes 1756

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1495 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1495 = 2964 votes 1495

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
2583 Current Rating: 2583 + 2452 = 5035 votesCurrent Rating: 2583 + 2452 = 5035 votes 2452

[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 3394 = 7402 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 3394 = 7402 votes 3394

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1692 Current Rating: 1692 + 1903 = 3595 votesCurrent Rating: 1692 + 1903 = 3595 votes 1903

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
3553 Current Rating: 3553 + 4119 = 7672 votesCurrent Rating: 3553 + 4119 = 7672 votes 4119

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1649 = 3164 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1649 = 3164 votes 1649

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1542 Current Rating: 1542 + 1486 = 3028 votesCurrent Rating: 1542 + 1486 = 3028 votes 1486

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1569 Current Rating: 1569 + 1396 = 2965 votesCurrent Rating: 1569 + 1396 = 2965 votes 1396

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
126047 Current Rating: 126047 + 89618 = 215665 votesCurrent Rating: 126047 + 89618 = 215665 votes 89618

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1419 Current Rating: 1419 + 1269 = 2688 votesCurrent Rating: 1419 + 1269 = 2688 votes 1269






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