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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
4536 Current Rating: 4536 + 3595 = 8131 votesCurrent Rating: 4536 + 3595 = 8131 votes 3595

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
2769 Current Rating: 2769 + 4582 = 7351 votesCurrent Rating: 2769 + 4582 = 7351 votes 4582

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
9112 Current Rating: 9112 + 9923 = 19035 votesCurrent Rating: 9112 + 9923 = 19035 votes 9923

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
3198 Current Rating: 3198 + 2448 = 5646 votesCurrent Rating: 3198 + 2448 = 5646 votes 2448

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
2720 Current Rating: 2720 + 3725 = 6445 votesCurrent Rating: 2720 + 3725 = 6445 votes 3725

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
3078 Current Rating: 3078 + 2366 = 5444 votesCurrent Rating: 3078 + 2366 = 5444 votes 2366

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
2974 Current Rating: 2974 + 2302 = 5276 votesCurrent Rating: 2974 + 2302 = 5276 votes 2302

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
9977 Current Rating: 9977 + 11337 = 21314 votesCurrent Rating: 9977 + 11337 = 21314 votes 11337

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
5176 Current Rating: 5176 + 5516 = 10692 votesCurrent Rating: 5176 + 5516 = 10692 votes 5516

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
7383 Current Rating: 7383 + 6516 = 13899 votesCurrent Rating: 7383 + 6516 = 13899 votes 6516

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
3472 Current Rating: 3472 + 5118 = 8590 votesCurrent Rating: 3472 + 5118 = 8590 votes 5118

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
3229 Current Rating: 3229 + 2259 = 5488 votesCurrent Rating: 3229 + 2259 = 5488 votes 2259


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
2773 Current Rating: 2773 + 1851 = 4624 votesCurrent Rating: 2773 + 1851 = 4624 votes 1851

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
3465 Current Rating: 3465 + 5350 = 8815 votesCurrent Rating: 3465 + 5350 = 8815 votes 5350

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
3572 Current Rating: 3572 + 5455 = 9027 votesCurrent Rating: 3572 + 5455 = 9027 votes 5455

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
2764 Current Rating: 2764 + 1853 = 4617 votesCurrent Rating: 2764 + 1853 = 4617 votes 1853

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
3223 Current Rating: 3223 + 2511 = 5734 votesCurrent Rating: 3223 + 2511 = 5734 votes 2511

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
3517 Current Rating: 3517 + 4372 = 7889 votesCurrent Rating: 3517 + 4372 = 7889 votes 4372

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
2894 Current Rating: 2894 + 2256 = 5150 votesCurrent Rating: 2894 + 2256 = 5150 votes 2256

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
3558 Current Rating: 3558 + 5549 = 9107 votesCurrent Rating: 3558 + 5549 = 9107 votes 5549

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
3606 Current Rating: 3606 + 4615 = 8221 votesCurrent Rating: 3606 + 4615 = 8221 votes 4615

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
2992 Current Rating: 2992 + 2036 = 5028 votesCurrent Rating: 2992 + 2036 = 5028 votes 2036

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
4717 Current Rating: 4717 + 6030 = 10747 votesCurrent Rating: 4717 + 6030 = 10747 votes 6030

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
4373 Current Rating: 4373 + 6408 = 10781 votesCurrent Rating: 4373 + 6408 = 10781 votes 6408

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
8218 Current Rating: 8218 + 10074 = 18292 votesCurrent Rating: 8218 + 10074 = 18292 votes 10074

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
4139 Current Rating: 4139 + 6102 = 10241 votesCurrent Rating: 4139 + 6102 = 10241 votes 6102

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
2868 Current Rating: 2868 + 2009 = 4877 votesCurrent Rating: 2868 + 2009 = 4877 votes 2009

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
2861 Current Rating: 2861 + 2213 = 5074 votesCurrent Rating: 2861 + 2213 = 5074 votes 2213

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
3065 Current Rating: 3065 + 2363 = 5428 votesCurrent Rating: 3065 + 2363 = 5428 votes 2363

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
7762 Current Rating: 7762 + 8002 = 15764 votesCurrent Rating: 7762 + 8002 = 15764 votes 8002

[995] 5: Back already?
2777 Current Rating: 2777 + 2186 = 4963 votesCurrent Rating: 2777 + 2186 = 4963 votes 2186

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
3048 Current Rating: 3048 + 4025 = 7073 votesCurrent Rating: 3048 + 4025 = 7073 votes 4025

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
5192 Current Rating: 5192 + 6597 = 11789 votesCurrent Rating: 5192 + 6597 = 11789 votes 6597


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
3616 Current Rating: 3616 + 3116 = 6732 votesCurrent Rating: 3616 + 3116 = 6732 votes 3116

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
6609 Current Rating: 6609 + 6845 = 13454 votesCurrent Rating: 6609 + 6845 = 13454 votes 6845

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
3063 Current Rating: 3063 + 2096 = 5159 votesCurrent Rating: 3063 + 2096 = 5159 votes 2096

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
2774 Current Rating: 2774 + 2189 = 4963 votesCurrent Rating: 2774 + 2189 = 4963 votes 2189

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
3748 Current Rating: 3748 + 5547 = 9295 votesCurrent Rating: 3748 + 5547 = 9295 votes 5547

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
4713 Current Rating: 4713 + 7438 = 12151 votesCurrent Rating: 4713 + 7438 = 12151 votes 7438

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
3312 Current Rating: 3312 + 2909 = 6221 votesCurrent Rating: 3312 + 2909 = 6221 votes 2909

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
5084 Current Rating: 5084 + 5978 = 11062 votesCurrent Rating: 5084 + 5978 = 11062 votes 5978

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
3343 Current Rating: 3343 + 2515 = 5858 votesCurrent Rating: 3343 + 2515 = 5858 votes 2515

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
2798 Current Rating: 2798 + 2179 = 4977 votesCurrent Rating: 2798 + 2179 = 4977 votes 2179

[982] 17: Today s science class
3154 Current Rating: 3154 + 5045 = 8199 votesCurrent Rating: 3154 + 5045 = 8199 votes 5045

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
3023 Current Rating: 3023 + 2238 = 5261 votesCurrent Rating: 3023 + 2238 = 5261 votes 2238

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
2785 Current Rating: 2785 + 2072 = 4857 votesCurrent Rating: 2785 + 2072 = 4857 votes 2072

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
3435 Current Rating: 3435 + 3417 = 6852 votesCurrent Rating: 3435 + 3417 = 6852 votes 3417

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
27971 Current Rating: 27971 + 30915 = 58886 votesCurrent Rating: 27971 + 30915 = 58886 votes 30915

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
3608 Current Rating: 3608 + 3439 = 7047 votesCurrent Rating: 3608 + 3439 = 7047 votes 3439

[976] 8: Good morning sir
2770 Current Rating: 2770 + 1832 = 4602 votesCurrent Rating: 2770 + 1832 = 4602 votes 1832

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
3390 Current Rating: 3390 + 2830 = 6220 votesCurrent Rating: 3390 + 2830 = 6220 votes 2830

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
5629 Current Rating: 5629 + 5065 = 10694 votesCurrent Rating: 5629 + 5065 = 10694 votes 5065

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
3040 Current Rating: 3040 + 2989 = 6029 votesCurrent Rating: 3040 + 2989 = 6029 votes 2989

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
3011 Current Rating: 3011 + 2510 = 5521 votesCurrent Rating: 3011 + 2510 = 5521 votes 2510

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
3254 Current Rating: 3254 + 2488 = 5742 votesCurrent Rating: 3254 + 2488 = 5742 votes 2488


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
2837 Current Rating: 2837 + 2334 = 5171 votesCurrent Rating: 2837 + 2334 = 5171 votes 2334

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
3165 Current Rating: 3165 + 2751 = 5916 votesCurrent Rating: 3165 + 2751 = 5916 votes 2751

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
3061 Current Rating: 3061 + 2450 = 5511 votesCurrent Rating: 3061 + 2450 = 5511 votes 2450

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
3141 Current Rating: 3141 + 2176 = 5317 votesCurrent Rating: 3141 + 2176 = 5317 votes 2176

[966] 20: Hi ladies
5734 Current Rating: 5734 + 4801 = 10535 votesCurrent Rating: 5734 + 4801 = 10535 votes 4801

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
3241 Current Rating: 3241 + 2554 = 5795 votesCurrent Rating: 3241 + 2554 = 5795 votes 2554

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
3336 Current Rating: 3336 + 2438 = 5774 votesCurrent Rating: 3336 + 2438 = 5774 votes 2438

[963] 17: Knock knock!
4461 Current Rating: 4461 + 4163 = 8624 votesCurrent Rating: 4461 + 4163 = 8624 votes 4163

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
2805 Current Rating: 2805 + 2169 = 4974 votesCurrent Rating: 2805 + 2169 = 4974 votes 2169

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
31500 Current Rating: 31500 + 37127 = 68627 votesCurrent Rating: 31500 + 37127 = 68627 votes 37127

[960] 12: We need your legal help
3276 Current Rating: 3276 + 2626 = 5902 votesCurrent Rating: 3276 + 2626 = 5902 votes 2626

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
3593 Current Rating: 3593 + 2837 = 6430 votesCurrent Rating: 3593 + 2837 = 6430 votes 2837

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
2802 Current Rating: 2802 + 1944 = 4746 votesCurrent Rating: 2802 + 1944 = 4746 votes 1944

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
2901 Current Rating: 2901 + 5596 = 8497 votesCurrent Rating: 2901 + 5596 = 8497 votes 5596

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
3309 Current Rating: 3309 + 5281 = 8590 votesCurrent Rating: 3309 + 5281 = 8590 votes 5281

[955] 5: So, what s news?
3346 Current Rating: 3346 + 4206 = 7552 votesCurrent Rating: 3346 + 4206 = 7552 votes 4206

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
2851 Current Rating: 2851 + 2046 = 4897 votesCurrent Rating: 2851 + 2046 = 4897 votes 2046

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
2839 Current Rating: 2839 + 1915 = 4754 votesCurrent Rating: 2839 + 1915 = 4754 votes 1915

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
2801 Current Rating: 2801 + 1990 = 4791 votesCurrent Rating: 2801 + 1990 = 4791 votes 1990


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
2753 Current Rating: 2753 + 1861 = 4614 votesCurrent Rating: 2753 + 1861 = 4614 votes 1861

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
2411 Current Rating: 2411 + 1658 = 4069 votesCurrent Rating: 2411 + 1658 = 4069 votes 1658

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
2988 Current Rating: 2988 + 2537 = 5525 votesCurrent Rating: 2988 + 2537 = 5525 votes 2537

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
2919 Current Rating: 2919 + 2093 = 5012 votesCurrent Rating: 2919 + 2093 = 5012 votes 2093

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
3590 Current Rating: 3590 + 3085 = 6675 votesCurrent Rating: 3590 + 3085 = 6675 votes 3085

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
3184 Current Rating: 3184 + 2470 = 5654 votesCurrent Rating: 3184 + 2470 = 5654 votes 2470

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
3559 Current Rating: 3559 + 2889 = 6448 votesCurrent Rating: 3559 + 2889 = 6448 votes 2889

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
5338 Current Rating: 5338 + 6420 = 11758 votesCurrent Rating: 5338 + 6420 = 11758 votes 6420

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
3172 Current Rating: 3172 + 2503 = 5675 votesCurrent Rating: 3172 + 2503 = 5675 votes 2503

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
4871 Current Rating: 4871 + 4090 = 8961 votesCurrent Rating: 4871 + 4090 = 8961 votes 4090

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
3739 Current Rating: 3739 + 3283 = 7022 votesCurrent Rating: 3739 + 3283 = 7022 votes 3283

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
7787 Current Rating: 7787 + 9309 = 17096 votesCurrent Rating: 7787 + 9309 = 17096 votes 9309

[939] 13: She s a hottie
3066 Current Rating: 3066 + 2612 = 5678 votesCurrent Rating: 3066 + 2612 = 5678 votes 2612

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
2790 Current Rating: 2790 + 2143 = 4933 votesCurrent Rating: 2790 + 2143 = 4933 votes 2143

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
3122 Current Rating: 3122 + 2338 = 5460 votesCurrent Rating: 3122 + 2338 = 5460 votes 2338

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
2940 Current Rating: 2940 + 2188 = 5128 votesCurrent Rating: 2940 + 2188 = 5128 votes 2188

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
2697 Current Rating: 2697 + 1990 = 4687 votesCurrent Rating: 2697 + 1990 = 4687 votes 1990

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
3202 Current Rating: 3202 + 2387 = 5589 votesCurrent Rating: 3202 + 2387 = 5589 votes 2387

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
3147 Current Rating: 3147 + 2254 = 5401 votesCurrent Rating: 3147 + 2254 = 5401 votes 2254


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
5474 Current Rating: 5474 + 5325 = 10799 votesCurrent Rating: 5474 + 5325 = 10799 votes 5325

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
2851 Current Rating: 2851 + 2029 = 4880 votesCurrent Rating: 2851 + 2029 = 4880 votes 2029

[930] 29: I need your help
2705 Current Rating: 2705 + 1789 = 4494 votesCurrent Rating: 2705 + 1789 = 4494 votes 1789

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
4945 Current Rating: 4945 + 4441 = 9386 votesCurrent Rating: 4945 + 4441 = 9386 votes 4441

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
2585 Current Rating: 2585 + 1613 = 4198 votesCurrent Rating: 2585 + 1613 = 4198 votes 1613

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
3274 Current Rating: 3274 + 2580 = 5854 votesCurrent Rating: 3274 + 2580 = 5854 votes 2580

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
3084 Current Rating: 3084 + 2195 = 5279 votesCurrent Rating: 3084 + 2195 = 5279 votes 2195

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
4224 Current Rating: 4224 + 3434 = 7658 votesCurrent Rating: 4224 + 3434 = 7658 votes 3434

[924] 19: Did things go well?
4491 Current Rating: 4491 + 3798 = 8289 votesCurrent Rating: 4491 + 3798 = 8289 votes 3798

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
3753 Current Rating: 3753 + 5603 = 9356 votesCurrent Rating: 3753 + 5603 = 9356 votes 5603

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
11353 Current Rating: 11353 + 13017 = 24370 votesCurrent Rating: 11353 + 13017 = 24370 votes 13017

[921] 16: You look wretched
5857 Current Rating: 5857 + 5529 = 11386 votesCurrent Rating: 5857 + 5529 = 11386 votes 5529

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
32895 Current Rating: 32895 + 35354 = 68249 votesCurrent Rating: 32895 + 35354 = 68249 votes 35354

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
8840 Current Rating: 8840 + 10050 = 18890 votesCurrent Rating: 8840 + 10050 = 18890 votes 10050

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
4556 Current Rating: 4556 + 6534 = 11090 votesCurrent Rating: 4556 + 6534 = 11090 votes 6534

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
30833 Current Rating: 30833 + 34162 = 64995 votesCurrent Rating: 30833 + 34162 = 64995 votes 34162

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
62475 Current Rating: 62475 + 66531 = 129006 votesCurrent Rating: 62475 + 66531 = 129006 votes 66531

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
7580 Current Rating: 7580 + 8437 = 16017 votesCurrent Rating: 7580 + 8437 = 16017 votes 8437

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
4562 Current Rating: 4562 + 3652 = 8214 votesCurrent Rating: 4562 + 3652 = 8214 votes 3652

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
3139 Current Rating: 3139 + 3290 = 6429 votesCurrent Rating: 3139 + 3290 = 6429 votes 3290

[912] 3: Good morning all
3242 Current Rating: 3242 + 2936 = 6178 votesCurrent Rating: 3242 + 2936 = 6178 votes 2936

[911] 2: He s cute ...
4404 Current Rating: 4404 + 3932 = 8336 votesCurrent Rating: 4404 + 3932 = 8336 votes 3932

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
8224 Current Rating: 8224 + 9256 = 17480 votesCurrent Rating: 8224 + 9256 = 17480 votes 9256


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
28667 Current Rating: 28667 + 29605 = 58272 votesCurrent Rating: 28667 + 29605 = 58272 votes 29605

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
5317 Current Rating: 5317 + 6711 = 12028 votesCurrent Rating: 5317 + 6711 = 12028 votes 6711

[907] 26: Knock knock!
3269 Current Rating: 3269 + 2895 = 6164 votesCurrent Rating: 3269 + 2895 = 6164 votes 2895

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
3434 Current Rating: 3434 + 3032 = 6466 votesCurrent Rating: 3434 + 3032 = 6466 votes 3032

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
3199 Current Rating: 3199 + 2634 = 5833 votesCurrent Rating: 3199 + 2634 = 5833 votes 2634

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
3610 Current Rating: 3610 + 3199 = 6809 votesCurrent Rating: 3610 + 3199 = 6809 votes 3199

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
5471 Current Rating: 5471 + 6144 = 11615 votesCurrent Rating: 5471 + 6144 = 11615 votes 6144

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
6811 Current Rating: 6811 + 8602 = 15413 votesCurrent Rating: 6811 + 8602 = 15413 votes 8602

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
3568 Current Rating: 3568 + 2949 = 6517 votesCurrent Rating: 3568 + 2949 = 6517 votes 2949

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
4510 Current Rating: 4510 + 4108 = 8618 votesCurrent Rating: 4510 + 4108 = 8618 votes 4108

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
3220 Current Rating: 3220 + 2616 = 5836 votesCurrent Rating: 3220 + 2616 = 5836 votes 2616

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
12571 Current Rating: 12571 + 14450 = 27021 votesCurrent Rating: 12571 + 14450 = 27021 votes 14450

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
27959 Current Rating: 27959 + 28209 = 56168 votesCurrent Rating: 27959 + 28209 = 56168 votes 28209

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
34786 Current Rating: 34786 + 36191 = 70977 votesCurrent Rating: 34786 + 36191 = 70977 votes 36191

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
3079 Current Rating: 3079 + 2553 = 5632 votesCurrent Rating: 3079 + 2553 = 5632 votes 2553

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
3688 Current Rating: 3688 + 2781 = 6469 votesCurrent Rating: 3688 + 2781 = 6469 votes 2781

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
3259 Current Rating: 3259 + 2816 = 6075 votesCurrent Rating: 3259 + 2816 = 6075 votes 2816

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
3118 Current Rating: 3118 + 2410 = 5528 votesCurrent Rating: 3118 + 2410 = 5528 votes 2410

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
4097 Current Rating: 4097 + 5445 = 9542 votesCurrent Rating: 4097 + 5445 = 9542 votes 5445


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
3016 Current Rating: 3016 + 2148 = 5164 votesCurrent Rating: 3016 + 2148 = 5164 votes 2148

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
3240 Current Rating: 3240 + 2735 = 5975 votesCurrent Rating: 3240 + 2735 = 5975 votes 2735

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
3310 Current Rating: 3310 + 2582 = 5892 votesCurrent Rating: 3310 + 2582 = 5892 votes 2582

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
11279 Current Rating: 11279 + 12185 = 23464 votesCurrent Rating: 11279 + 12185 = 23464 votes 12185

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
3233 Current Rating: 3233 + 2552 = 5785 votesCurrent Rating: 3233 + 2552 = 5785 votes 2552

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
3117 Current Rating: 3117 + 2420 = 5537 votesCurrent Rating: 3117 + 2420 = 5537 votes 2420

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
2964 Current Rating: 2964 + 2415 = 5379 votesCurrent Rating: 2964 + 2415 = 5379 votes 2415

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
3032 Current Rating: 3032 + 2361 = 5393 votesCurrent Rating: 3032 + 2361 = 5393 votes 2361

[882] 21: Yes ...
2932 Current Rating: 2932 + 2251 = 5183 votesCurrent Rating: 2932 + 2251 = 5183 votes 2251

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
3383 Current Rating: 3383 + 2623 = 6006 votesCurrent Rating: 3383 + 2623 = 6006 votes 2623

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
4323 Current Rating: 4323 + 9625 = 13948 votesCurrent Rating: 4323 + 9625 = 13948 votes 9625

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
5190 Current Rating: 5190 + 5799 = 10989 votesCurrent Rating: 5190 + 5799 = 10989 votes 5799

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
4849 Current Rating: 4849 + 6853 = 11702 votesCurrent Rating: 4849 + 6853 = 11702 votes 6853

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 3194 = 6812 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 3194 = 6812 votes 3194

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
20533 Current Rating: 20533 + 21575 = 42108 votesCurrent Rating: 20533 + 21575 = 42108 votes 21575

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
17994 Current Rating: 17994 + 20680 = 38674 votesCurrent Rating: 17994 + 20680 = 38674 votes 20680

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
2793 Current Rating: 2793 + 2120 = 4913 votesCurrent Rating: 2793 + 2120 = 4913 votes 2120

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
7520 Current Rating: 7520 + 7896 = 15416 votesCurrent Rating: 7520 + 7896 = 15416 votes 7896

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
6056 Current Rating: 6056 + 5588 = 11644 votesCurrent Rating: 6056 + 5588 = 11644 votes 5588

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
3334 Current Rating: 3334 + 2748 = 6082 votesCurrent Rating: 3334 + 2748 = 6082 votes 2748

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
3075 Current Rating: 3075 + 2872 = 5947 votesCurrent Rating: 3075 + 2872 = 5947 votes 2872

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
4144 Current Rating: 4144 + 5048 = 9192 votesCurrent Rating: 4144 + 5048 = 9192 votes 5048


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
15907 Current Rating: 15907 + 17726 = 33633 votesCurrent Rating: 15907 + 17726 = 33633 votes 17726

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
3335 Current Rating: 3335 + 4211 = 7546 votesCurrent Rating: 3335 + 4211 = 7546 votes 4211

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
8093 Current Rating: 8093 + 10036 = 18129 votesCurrent Rating: 8093 + 10036 = 18129 votes 10036

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
4865 Current Rating: 4865 + 4557 = 9422 votesCurrent Rating: 4865 + 4557 = 9422 votes 4557

[864] 24: You look grumpy
3386 Current Rating: 3386 + 2612 = 5998 votesCurrent Rating: 3386 + 2612 = 5998 votes 2612

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
3266 Current Rating: 3266 + 3457 = 6723 votesCurrent Rating: 3266 + 3457 = 6723 votes 3457

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
7778 Current Rating: 7778 + 9690 = 17468 votesCurrent Rating: 7778 + 9690 = 17468 votes 9690

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
3932 Current Rating: 3932 + 3845 = 7777 votesCurrent Rating: 3932 + 3845 = 7777 votes 3845

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 2672 = 5836 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 2672 = 5836 votes 2672

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
2934 Current Rating: 2934 + 2304 = 5238 votesCurrent Rating: 2934 + 2304 = 5238 votes 2304

[858] 16: I work for the bank
3194 Current Rating: 3194 + 2514 = 5708 votesCurrent Rating: 3194 + 2514 = 5708 votes 2514

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
3628 Current Rating: 3628 + 2648 = 6276 votesCurrent Rating: 3628 + 2648 = 6276 votes 2648

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
4496 Current Rating: 4496 + 4736 = 9232 votesCurrent Rating: 4496 + 4736 = 9232 votes 4736

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
3046 Current Rating: 3046 + 2386 = 5432 votesCurrent Rating: 3046 + 2386 = 5432 votes 2386

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
3002 Current Rating: 3002 + 3458 = 6460 votesCurrent Rating: 3002 + 3458 = 6460 votes 3458

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
3321 Current Rating: 3321 + 2477 = 5798 votesCurrent Rating: 3321 + 2477 = 5798 votes 2477

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
3129 Current Rating: 3129 + 2400 = 5529 votesCurrent Rating: 3129 + 2400 = 5529 votes 2400

[851] 5: I can
9806 Current Rating: 9806 + 11946 = 21752 votesCurrent Rating: 9806 + 11946 = 21752 votes 11946

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
19042 Current Rating: 19042 + 19147 = 38189 votesCurrent Rating: 19042 + 19147 = 38189 votes 19147

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
13121 Current Rating: 13121 + 15028 = 28149 votesCurrent Rating: 13121 + 15028 = 28149 votes 15028


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
9275 Current Rating: 9275 + 11637 = 20912 votesCurrent Rating: 9275 + 11637 = 20912 votes 11637

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
7055 Current Rating: 7055 + 7190 = 14245 votesCurrent Rating: 7055 + 7190 = 14245 votes 7190

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
18360 Current Rating: 18360 + 24888 = 43248 votesCurrent Rating: 18360 + 24888 = 43248 votes 24888

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
3422 Current Rating: 3422 + 3634 = 7056 votesCurrent Rating: 3422 + 3634 = 7056 votes 3634

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
6935 Current Rating: 6935 + 8136 = 15071 votesCurrent Rating: 6935 + 8136 = 15071 votes 8136

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
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[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
8803 Current Rating: 8803 + 10614 = 19417 votesCurrent Rating: 8803 + 10614 = 19417 votes 10614

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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