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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
2249 Current Rating: 2249 + 2280 = 4529 votesCurrent Rating: 2249 + 2280 = 4529 votes 2280

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 794 = 1886 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 794 = 1886 votes 794

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
5045 Current Rating: 5045 + 4796 = 9841 votesCurrent Rating: 5045 + 4796 = 9841 votes 4796

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1152 = 2409 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1152 = 2409 votes 1152

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 948 = 2213 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 948 = 2213 votes 948

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1236 = 2578 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1236 = 2578 votes 1236

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1186 = 2434 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1186 = 2434 votes 1186

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
6535 Current Rating: 6535 + 9314 = 15849 votesCurrent Rating: 6535 + 9314 = 15849 votes 9314

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
2526 Current Rating: 2526 + 4408 = 6934 votesCurrent Rating: 2526 + 4408 = 6934 votes 4408

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
3779 Current Rating: 3779 + 5201 = 8980 votesCurrent Rating: 3779 + 5201 = 8980 votes 5201

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1078 = 2701 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1078 = 2701 votes 1078

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1043 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1043 = 2366 votes 1043


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 895 = 2002 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 895 = 2002 votes 895

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 949 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 949 = 2202 votes 949

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1071 = 2578 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1071 = 2578 votes 1071

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1178 Current Rating: 1178 + 903 = 2081 votesCurrent Rating: 1178 + 903 = 2081 votes 903

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1182 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1182 = 2603 votes 1182

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 1137 = 2735 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 1137 = 2735 votes 1137

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
974 Current Rating: 974 + 966 = 1940 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 966 = 1940 votes 966

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1244 = 2725 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1244 = 2725 votes 1244

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1692 Current Rating: 1692 + 1290 = 2982 votesCurrent Rating: 1692 + 1290 = 2982 votes 1290

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 928 = 2140 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 928 = 2140 votes 928

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
2403 Current Rating: 2403 + 1692 = 4095 votesCurrent Rating: 2403 + 1692 = 4095 votes 1692

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
2196 Current Rating: 2196 + 1272 = 3468 votesCurrent Rating: 2196 + 1272 = 3468 votes 1272

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
5236 Current Rating: 5236 + 5250 = 10486 votesCurrent Rating: 5236 + 5250 = 10486 votes 5250

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
2059 Current Rating: 2059 + 1853 = 3912 votesCurrent Rating: 2059 + 1853 = 3912 votes 1853

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
986 Current Rating: 986 + 880 = 1866 votesCurrent Rating: 986 + 880 = 1866 votes 880

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
803 Current Rating: 803 + 929 = 1732 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 929 = 1732 votes 929

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
1065 Current Rating: 1065 + 1084 = 2149 votesCurrent Rating: 1065 + 1084 = 2149 votes 1084

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6475 Current Rating: 6475 + 7142 = 13617 votesCurrent Rating: 6475 + 7142 = 13617 votes 7142

[995] 5: Back already?
921 Current Rating: 921 + 1075 = 1996 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 1075 = 1996 votes 1075

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1154 = 2642 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1154 = 2642 votes 1154

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2835 Current Rating: 2835 + 2285 = 5120 votesCurrent Rating: 2835 + 2285 = 5120 votes 2285


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2220 Current Rating: 2220 + 2021 = 4241 votesCurrent Rating: 2220 + 2021 = 4241 votes 2021

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5088 Current Rating: 5088 + 5698 = 10786 votesCurrent Rating: 5088 + 5698 = 10786 votes 5698

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1281 = 2849 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1281 = 2849 votes 1281

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 1186 = 2351 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 1186 = 2351 votes 1186

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1362 = 3118 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1362 = 3118 votes 1362

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2975 Current Rating: 2975 + 2117 = 5092 votesCurrent Rating: 2975 + 2117 = 5092 votes 2117

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1728 Current Rating: 1728 + 1709 = 3437 votesCurrent Rating: 1728 + 1709 = 3437 votes 1709

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
3099 Current Rating: 3099 + 2545 = 5644 votesCurrent Rating: 3099 + 2545 = 5644 votes 2545

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1316 = 2900 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1316 = 2900 votes 1316

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 1135 = 2223 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 1135 = 2223 votes 1135

[982] 17: Today s science class
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 889 = 2028 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 889 = 2028 votes 889

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1140 = 2231 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1140 = 2231 votes 1140

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
707 Current Rating: 707 + 803 = 1510 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 803 = 1510 votes 803

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1995 = 3451 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1995 = 3451 votes 1995

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26603 Current Rating: 26603 + 26115 = 52718 votesCurrent Rating: 26603 + 26115 = 52718 votes 26115

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1771 Current Rating: 1771 + 1630 = 3401 votesCurrent Rating: 1771 + 1630 = 3401 votes 1630

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 970 = 2091 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 970 = 2091 votes 970

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1847 Current Rating: 1847 + 1725 = 3572 votesCurrent Rating: 1847 + 1725 = 3572 votes 1725

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
4131 Current Rating: 4131 + 4245 = 8376 votesCurrent Rating: 4131 + 4245 = 8376 votes 4245

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1890 = 3530 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1890 = 3530 votes 1890

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1241 Current Rating: 1241 + 1415 = 2656 votesCurrent Rating: 1241 + 1415 = 2656 votes 1415

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 1188 = 2330 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 1188 = 2330 votes 1188


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
949 Current Rating: 949 + 1282 = 2231 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 1282 = 2231 votes 1282

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
943 Current Rating: 943 + 1169 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 1169 = 2112 votes 1169

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1113 = 2210 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1113 = 2210 votes 1113

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1180 = 2530 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1180 = 2530 votes 1180

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4144 Current Rating: 4144 + 3752 = 7896 votesCurrent Rating: 4144 + 3752 = 7896 votes 3752

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1385 = 2969 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1385 = 2969 votes 1385

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1918 Current Rating: 1918 + 1512 = 3430 votesCurrent Rating: 1918 + 1512 = 3430 votes 1512

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2383 Current Rating: 2383 + 2494 = 4877 votesCurrent Rating: 2383 + 2494 = 4877 votes 2494

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
960 Current Rating: 960 + 1034 = 1994 votesCurrent Rating: 960 + 1034 = 1994 votes 1034

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30058 Current Rating: 30058 + 30090 = 60148 votesCurrent Rating: 30058 + 30090 = 60148 votes 30090

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 1320 = 2540 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 1320 = 2540 votes 1320

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
2100 Current Rating: 2100 + 1870 = 3970 votesCurrent Rating: 2100 + 1870 = 3970 votes 1870

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1069 Current Rating: 1069 + 921 = 1990 votesCurrent Rating: 1069 + 921 = 1990 votes 921

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 731 = 1814 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 731 = 1814 votes 731

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1556 Current Rating: 1556 + 1124 = 2680 votesCurrent Rating: 1556 + 1124 = 2680 votes 1124

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1562 Current Rating: 1562 + 1000 = 2562 votesCurrent Rating: 1562 + 1000 = 2562 votes 1000

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
812 Current Rating: 812 + 776 = 1588 votesCurrent Rating: 812 + 776 = 1588 votes 776

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 983 = 2148 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 983 = 2148 votes 983

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
720 Current Rating: 720 + 721 = 1441 votesCurrent Rating: 720 + 721 = 1441 votes 721


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
937 Current Rating: 937 + 843 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 937 + 843 = 1780 votes 843

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
617 Current Rating: 617 + 693 = 1310 votesCurrent Rating: 617 + 693 = 1310 votes 693

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1273 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1273 = 2470 votes 1273

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1842 Current Rating: 1842 + 1567 = 3409 votesCurrent Rating: 1842 + 1567 = 3409 votes 1567

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1417 Current Rating: 1417 + 1326 = 2743 votesCurrent Rating: 1417 + 1326 = 2743 votes 1326

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
972 Current Rating: 972 + 1003 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 972 + 1003 = 1975 votes 1003

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1457 Current Rating: 1457 + 1309 = 2766 votesCurrent Rating: 1457 + 1309 = 2766 votes 1309

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3011 Current Rating: 3011 + 5446 = 8457 votesCurrent Rating: 3011 + 5446 = 8457 votes 5446

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1093 = 2305 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1093 = 2305 votes 1093

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
2549 Current Rating: 2549 + 2537 = 5086 votesCurrent Rating: 2549 + 2537 = 5086 votes 2537

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
2029 Current Rating: 2029 + 2254 = 4283 votesCurrent Rating: 2029 + 2254 = 4283 votes 2254

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
3708 Current Rating: 3708 + 2591 = 6299 votesCurrent Rating: 3708 + 2591 = 6299 votes 2591

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 1263 = 2555 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 1263 = 2555 votes 1263

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
971 Current Rating: 971 + 975 = 1946 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 975 = 1946 votes 975

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1470 Current Rating: 1470 + 1313 = 2783 votesCurrent Rating: 1470 + 1313 = 2783 votes 1313

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 1038 = 2126 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 1038 = 2126 votes 1038

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
1034 Current Rating: 1034 + 1041 = 2075 votesCurrent Rating: 1034 + 1041 = 2075 votes 1041

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1253 = 2827 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1253 = 2827 votes 1253

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1157 = 2448 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1157 = 2448 votes 1157


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
2754 Current Rating: 2754 + 4243 = 6997 votesCurrent Rating: 2754 + 4243 = 6997 votes 4243

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
894 Current Rating: 894 + 900 = 1794 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 900 = 1794 votes 900

[930] 29: I need your help
887 Current Rating: 887 + 851 = 1738 votesCurrent Rating: 887 + 851 = 1738 votes 851

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
3138 Current Rating: 3138 + 3188 = 6326 votesCurrent Rating: 3138 + 3188 = 6326 votes 3188

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
816 Current Rating: 816 + 730 = 1546 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 730 = 1546 votes 730

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1642 Current Rating: 1642 + 1401 = 3043 votesCurrent Rating: 1642 + 1401 = 3043 votes 1401

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1255 = 2729 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1255 = 2729 votes 1255

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2334 Current Rating: 2334 + 1994 = 4328 votesCurrent Rating: 2334 + 1994 = 4328 votes 1994

[924] 19: Did things go well?
2367 Current Rating: 2367 + 2414 = 4781 votesCurrent Rating: 2367 + 2414 = 4781 votes 2414

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2479 Current Rating: 2479 + 1812 = 4291 votesCurrent Rating: 2479 + 1812 = 4291 votes 1812

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
8349 Current Rating: 8349 + 8699 = 17048 votesCurrent Rating: 8349 + 8699 = 17048 votes 8699

[921] 16: You look wretched
3907 Current Rating: 3907 + 4063 = 7970 votesCurrent Rating: 3907 + 4063 = 7970 votes 4063

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31234 Current Rating: 31234 + 34128 = 65362 votesCurrent Rating: 31234 + 34128 = 65362 votes 34128

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
4150 Current Rating: 4150 + 3582 = 7732 votesCurrent Rating: 4150 + 3582 = 7732 votes 3582

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2944 Current Rating: 2944 + 2292 = 5236 votesCurrent Rating: 2944 + 2292 = 5236 votes 2292

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
169161 Current Rating: 169161 + 188513 = 357674 votesCurrent Rating: 169161 + 188513 = 357674 votes 188513

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
50258 Current Rating: 50258 + 49897 = 100155 votesCurrent Rating: 50258 + 49897 = 100155 votes 49897

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
4625 Current Rating: 4625 + 4195 = 8820 votesCurrent Rating: 4625 + 4195 = 8820 votes 4195

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2901 Current Rating: 2901 + 2464 = 5365 votesCurrent Rating: 2901 + 2464 = 5365 votes 2464

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1748 Current Rating: 1748 + 2387 = 4135 votesCurrent Rating: 1748 + 2387 = 4135 votes 2387

[912] 3: Good morning all
2343 Current Rating: 2343 + 2338 = 4681 votesCurrent Rating: 2343 + 2338 = 4681 votes 2338

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2438 Current Rating: 2438 + 2574 = 5012 votesCurrent Rating: 2438 + 2574 = 5012 votes 2574

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
6450 Current Rating: 6450 + 5415 = 11865 votesCurrent Rating: 6450 + 5415 = 11865 votes 5415


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
69414 Current Rating: 69414 + 67383 = 136797 votesCurrent Rating: 69414 + 67383 = 136797 votes 67383

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
3598 Current Rating: 3598 + 2816 = 6414 votesCurrent Rating: 3598 + 2816 = 6414 votes 2816

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1779 Current Rating: 1779 + 1829 = 3608 votesCurrent Rating: 1779 + 1829 = 3608 votes 1829

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1726 Current Rating: 1726 + 1680 = 3406 votesCurrent Rating: 1726 + 1680 = 3406 votes 1680

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1545 = 3214 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1545 = 3214 votes 1545

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2103 Current Rating: 2103 + 2106 = 4209 votesCurrent Rating: 2103 + 2106 = 4209 votes 2106

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3612 Current Rating: 3612 + 4852 = 8464 votesCurrent Rating: 3612 + 4852 = 8464 votes 4852

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
4609 Current Rating: 4609 + 4821 = 9430 votesCurrent Rating: 4609 + 4821 = 9430 votes 4821

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
2012 Current Rating: 2012 + 1875 = 3887 votesCurrent Rating: 2012 + 1875 = 3887 votes 1875

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2784 Current Rating: 2784 + 3023 = 5807 votesCurrent Rating: 2784 + 3023 = 5807 votes 3023

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1423 = 2948 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1423 = 2948 votes 1423

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
6867 Current Rating: 6867 + 7304 = 14171 votesCurrent Rating: 6867 + 7304 = 14171 votes 7304

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
26177 Current Rating: 26177 + 27104 = 53281 votesCurrent Rating: 26177 + 27104 = 53281 votes 27104

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
29340 Current Rating: 29340 + 31613 = 60953 votesCurrent Rating: 29340 + 31613 = 60953 votes 31613

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1684 = 3231 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1684 = 3231 votes 1684

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2116 Current Rating: 2116 + 1593 = 3709 votesCurrent Rating: 2116 + 1593 = 3709 votes 1593

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1521 = 3096 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1521 = 3096 votes 1521

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1397 Current Rating: 1397 + 1208 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1397 + 1208 = 2605 votes 1208

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
2128 Current Rating: 2128 + 1335 = 3463 votesCurrent Rating: 2128 + 1335 = 3463 votes 1335


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1256 = 2792 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1256 = 2792 votes 1256

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1713 Current Rating: 1713 + 1519 = 3232 votesCurrent Rating: 1713 + 1519 = 3232 votes 1519

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1398 = 3005 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1398 = 3005 votes 1398

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
7638 Current Rating: 7638 + 6511 = 14149 votesCurrent Rating: 7638 + 6511 = 14149 votes 6511

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1819 Current Rating: 1819 + 1663 = 3482 votesCurrent Rating: 1819 + 1663 = 3482 votes 1663

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1392 = 2821 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1392 = 2821 votes 1392

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1301 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1301 = 2636 votes 1301

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 1022 = 2042 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 1022 = 2042 votes 1022

[882] 21: Yes ...
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 950 = 1966 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 950 = 1966 votes 950

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1206 = 2568 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1206 = 2568 votes 1206

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
2329 Current Rating: 2329 + 1461 = 3790 votesCurrent Rating: 2329 + 1461 = 3790 votes 1461

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
3339 Current Rating: 3339 + 4227 = 7566 votesCurrent Rating: 3339 + 4227 = 7566 votes 4227

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
2512 Current Rating: 2512 + 1564 = 4076 votesCurrent Rating: 2512 + 1564 = 4076 votes 1564

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
2047 Current Rating: 2047 + 2218 = 4265 votesCurrent Rating: 2047 + 2218 = 4265 votes 2218

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
15156 Current Rating: 15156 + 16476 = 31632 votesCurrent Rating: 15156 + 16476 = 31632 votes 16476

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
11132 Current Rating: 11132 + 11780 = 22912 votesCurrent Rating: 11132 + 11780 = 22912 votes 11780

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
981 Current Rating: 981 + 978 = 1959 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 978 = 1959 votes 978

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
3637 Current Rating: 3637 + 5734 = 9371 votesCurrent Rating: 3637 + 5734 = 9371 votes 5734

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3735 Current Rating: 3735 + 3447 = 7182 votesCurrent Rating: 3735 + 3447 = 7182 votes 3447

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1821 Current Rating: 1821 + 1666 = 3487 votesCurrent Rating: 1821 + 1666 = 3487 votes 1666

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1623 = 3112 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1623 = 3112 votes 1623

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2438 Current Rating: 2438 + 3695 = 6133 votesCurrent Rating: 2438 + 3695 = 6133 votes 3695


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
11872 Current Rating: 11872 + 12517 = 24389 votesCurrent Rating: 11872 + 12517 = 24389 votes 12517

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1046 = 2489 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1046 = 2489 votes 1046

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
3830 Current Rating: 3830 + 7252 = 11082 votesCurrent Rating: 3830 + 7252 = 11082 votes 7252

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
2755 Current Rating: 2755 + 2784 = 5539 votesCurrent Rating: 2755 + 2784 = 5539 votes 2784

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1877 Current Rating: 1877 + 1632 = 3509 votesCurrent Rating: 1877 + 1632 = 3509 votes 1632

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 2151 = 3840 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 2151 = 3840 votes 2151

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
4135 Current Rating: 4135 + 4671 = 8806 votesCurrent Rating: 4135 + 4671 = 8806 votes 4671

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
2047 Current Rating: 2047 + 2470 = 4517 votesCurrent Rating: 2047 + 2470 = 4517 votes 2470

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1542 Current Rating: 1542 + 1516 = 3058 votesCurrent Rating: 1542 + 1516 = 3058 votes 1516

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 1122 = 2169 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 1122 = 2169 votes 1122

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1807 Current Rating: 1807 + 1647 = 3454 votesCurrent Rating: 1807 + 1647 = 3454 votes 1647

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1205 = 2819 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1205 = 2819 votes 1205

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2517 Current Rating: 2517 + 3044 = 5561 votesCurrent Rating: 2517 + 3044 = 5561 votes 3044

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1712 Current Rating: 1712 + 1541 = 3253 votesCurrent Rating: 1712 + 1541 = 3253 votes 1541

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 2330 = 3923 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 2330 = 3923 votes 2330

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1176 = 2739 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1176 = 2739 votes 1176

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
995 Current Rating: 995 + 1001 = 1996 votesCurrent Rating: 995 + 1001 = 1996 votes 1001

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
5615 Current Rating: 5615 + 4268 = 9883 votesCurrent Rating: 5615 + 4268 = 9883 votes 4268

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
11100 Current Rating: 11100 + 11759 = 22859 votesCurrent Rating: 11100 + 11759 = 22859 votes 11759

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
8013 Current Rating: 8013 + 8724 = 16737 votesCurrent Rating: 8013 + 8724 = 16737 votes 8724


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
6124 Current Rating: 6124 + 4951 = 11075 votesCurrent Rating: 6124 + 4951 = 11075 votes 4951

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
3997 Current Rating: 3997 + 5229 = 9226 votesCurrent Rating: 3997 + 5229 = 9226 votes 5229

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
11401 Current Rating: 11401 + 15014 = 26415 votesCurrent Rating: 11401 + 15014 = 26415 votes 15014

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1991 Current Rating: 1991 + 2084 = 4075 votesCurrent Rating: 1991 + 2084 = 4075 votes 2084

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2703 Current Rating: 2703 + 2647 = 5350 votesCurrent Rating: 2703 + 2647 = 5350 votes 2647

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
4457 Current Rating: 4457 + 5403 = 9860 votesCurrent Rating: 4457 + 5403 = 9860 votes 5403

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
2138 Current Rating: 2138 + 2032 = 4170 votesCurrent Rating: 2138 + 2032 = 4170 votes 2032

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
3556 Current Rating: 3556 + 4624 = 8180 votesCurrent Rating: 3556 + 4624 = 8180 votes 4624

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1955 Current Rating: 1955 + 1918 = 3873 votesCurrent Rating: 1955 + 1918 = 3873 votes 1918

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
30167 Current Rating: 30167 + 32407 = 62574 votesCurrent Rating: 30167 + 32407 = 62574 votes 32407

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2326 Current Rating: 2326 + 3360 = 5686 votesCurrent Rating: 2326 + 3360 = 5686 votes 3360

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
3351 Current Rating: 3351 + 3019 = 6370 votesCurrent Rating: 3351 + 3019 = 6370 votes 3019

[836] 7: You look pissed
9335 Current Rating: 9335 + 10975 = 20310 votesCurrent Rating: 9335 + 10975 = 20310 votes 10975

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
4677 Current Rating: 4677 + 6621 = 11298 votesCurrent Rating: 4677 + 6621 = 11298 votes 6621

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1859 Current Rating: 1859 + 2289 = 4148 votesCurrent Rating: 1859 + 2289 = 4148 votes 2289

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
10015 Current Rating: 10015 + 10304 = 20319 votesCurrent Rating: 10015 + 10304 = 20319 votes 10304


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
2714 Current Rating: 2714 + 2610 = 5324 votesCurrent Rating: 2714 + 2610 = 5324 votes 2610

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1346 = 2920 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1346 = 2920 votes 1346

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
2099 Current Rating: 2099 + 2053 = 4152 votesCurrent Rating: 2099 + 2053 = 4152 votes 2053

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
2029 Current Rating: 2029 + 1782 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 2029 + 1782 = 3811 votes 1782

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
2002 Current Rating: 2002 + 2973 = 4975 votesCurrent Rating: 2002 + 2973 = 4975 votes 2973

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 1860 = 3838 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 1860 = 3838 votes 1860

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1821 = 3526 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1821 = 3526 votes 1821

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
6584 Current Rating: 6584 + 6745 = 13329 votesCurrent Rating: 6584 + 6745 = 13329 votes 6745

[823] 18: You look miserable
1832 Current Rating: 1832 + 1758 = 3590 votesCurrent Rating: 1832 + 1758 = 3590 votes 1758

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2774 Current Rating: 2774 + 2974 = 5748 votesCurrent Rating: 2774 + 2974 = 5748 votes 2974

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
2070 Current Rating: 2070 + 1969 = 4039 votesCurrent Rating: 2070 + 1969 = 4039 votes 1969

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2868 Current Rating: 2868 + 2379 = 5247 votesCurrent Rating: 2868 + 2379 = 5247 votes 2379

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1714 Current Rating: 1714 + 2008 = 3722 votesCurrent Rating: 1714 + 2008 = 3722 votes 2008

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1422 = 3082 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1422 = 3082 votes 1422

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1349 = 2767 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1349 = 2767 votes 1349

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
2066 Current Rating: 2066 + 1680 = 3746 votesCurrent Rating: 2066 + 1680 = 3746 votes 1680

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1561 Current Rating: 1561 + 1258 = 2819 votesCurrent Rating: 1561 + 1258 = 2819 votes 1258

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1176 = 2564 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1176 = 2564 votes 1176

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1637 = 3126 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1637 = 3126 votes 1637

[812] 1: You look distracted
2064 Current Rating: 2064 + 1556 = 3620 votesCurrent Rating: 2064 + 1556 = 3620 votes 1556


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
2137 Current Rating: 2137 + 2298 = 4435 votesCurrent Rating: 2137 + 2298 = 4435 votes 2298

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
4825 Current Rating: 4825 + 3619 = 8444 votesCurrent Rating: 4825 + 3619 = 8444 votes 3619

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
51873 Current Rating: 51873 + 56056 = 107929 votesCurrent Rating: 51873 + 56056 = 107929 votes 56056

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
6677 Current Rating: 6677 + 5905 = 12582 votesCurrent Rating: 6677 + 5905 = 12582 votes 5905

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 1549 = 3121 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 1549 = 3121 votes 1549

[806] 23: Sign here please
1594 Current Rating: 1594 + 1480 = 3074 votesCurrent Rating: 1594 + 1480 = 3074 votes 1480

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1444 = 2972 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1444 = 2972 votes 1444

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1872 = 3652 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1872 = 3652 votes 1872

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1520 Current Rating: 1520 + 1547 = 3067 votesCurrent Rating: 1520 + 1547 = 3067 votes 1547

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
2826 Current Rating: 2826 + 2576 = 5402 votesCurrent Rating: 2826 + 2576 = 5402 votes 2576

[801] 16: Baby, let
5110 Current Rating: 5110 + 5991 = 11101 votesCurrent Rating: 5110 + 5991 = 11101 votes 5991

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1960 = 3697 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1960 = 3697 votes 1960

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
4830 Current Rating: 4830 + 4482 = 9312 votesCurrent Rating: 4830 + 4482 = 9312 votes 4482

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1685 = 3229 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1685 = 3229 votes 1685

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1530 = 3119 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1530 = 3119 votes 1530

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 1450 = 3096 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 1450 = 3096 votes 1450

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
151353 Current Rating: 151353 + 175953 = 327306 votesCurrent Rating: 151353 + 175953 = 327306 votes 175953

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1307 = 2793 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1307 = 2793 votes 1307






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