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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1198 = 2450 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1198 = 2450 votes 1198

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
579 Current Rating: 579 + 510 = 1089 votesCurrent Rating: 579 + 510 = 1089 votes 510

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
1833 Current Rating: 1833 + 1859 = 3692 votesCurrent Rating: 1833 + 1859 = 3692 votes 1859

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
640 Current Rating: 640 + 591 = 1231 votesCurrent Rating: 640 + 591 = 1231 votes 591

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
681 Current Rating: 681 + 569 = 1250 votesCurrent Rating: 681 + 569 = 1250 votes 569

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
574 Current Rating: 574 + 642 = 1216 votesCurrent Rating: 574 + 642 = 1216 votes 642

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
658 Current Rating: 658 + 666 = 1324 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 666 = 1324 votes 666

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
2965 Current Rating: 2965 + 5599 = 8564 votesCurrent Rating: 2965 + 5599 = 8564 votes 5599

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 768 = 1866 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 768 = 1866 votes 768

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 951 = 2139 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 951 = 2139 votes 951

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
665 Current Rating: 665 + 598 = 1263 votesCurrent Rating: 665 + 598 = 1263 votes 598

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
581 Current Rating: 581 + 529 = 1110 votesCurrent Rating: 581 + 529 = 1110 votes 529


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
598 Current Rating: 598 + 570 = 1168 votesCurrent Rating: 598 + 570 = 1168 votes 570

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
459 Current Rating: 459 + 407 = 866 votesCurrent Rating: 459 + 407 = 866 votes 407

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
649 Current Rating: 649 + 539 = 1188 votesCurrent Rating: 649 + 539 = 1188 votes 539

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
547 Current Rating: 547 + 506 = 1053 votesCurrent Rating: 547 + 506 = 1053 votes 506

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
723 Current Rating: 723 + 655 = 1378 votesCurrent Rating: 723 + 655 = 1378 votes 655

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
730 Current Rating: 730 + 639 = 1369 votesCurrent Rating: 730 + 639 = 1369 votes 639

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
458 Current Rating: 458 + 495 = 953 votesCurrent Rating: 458 + 495 = 953 votes 495

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
700 Current Rating: 700 + 685 = 1385 votesCurrent Rating: 700 + 685 = 1385 votes 685

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
997 Current Rating: 997 + 711 = 1708 votesCurrent Rating: 997 + 711 = 1708 votes 711

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
579 Current Rating: 579 + 520 = 1099 votesCurrent Rating: 579 + 520 = 1099 votes 520

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
1262 Current Rating: 1262 + 881 = 2143 votesCurrent Rating: 1262 + 881 = 2143 votes 881

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 801 = 2023 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 801 = 2023 votes 801

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
3281 Current Rating: 3281 + 3288 = 6569 votesCurrent Rating: 3281 + 3288 = 6569 votes 3288

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1142 = 2348 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1142 = 2348 votes 1142

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
555 Current Rating: 555 + 500 = 1055 votesCurrent Rating: 555 + 500 = 1055 votes 500

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
405 Current Rating: 405 + 521 = 926 votesCurrent Rating: 405 + 521 = 926 votes 521

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
537 Current Rating: 537 + 637 = 1174 votesCurrent Rating: 537 + 637 = 1174 votes 637

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
5913 Current Rating: 5913 + 6646 = 12559 votesCurrent Rating: 5913 + 6646 = 12559 votes 6646

[995] 5: Back already?
509 Current Rating: 509 + 763 = 1272 votesCurrent Rating: 509 + 763 = 1272 votes 763

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 797 = 1876 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 797 = 1876 votes 797

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
1927 Current Rating: 1927 + 1495 = 3422 votesCurrent Rating: 1927 + 1495 = 3422 votes 1495


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1522 = 3085 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1522 = 3085 votes 1522

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4610 Current Rating: 4610 + 5219 = 9829 votesCurrent Rating: 4610 + 5219 = 9829 votes 5219

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 949 = 2193 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 949 = 2193 votes 949

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
794 Current Rating: 794 + 795 = 1589 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 795 = 1589 votes 795

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 893 = 2158 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 893 = 2158 votes 893

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2406 Current Rating: 2406 + 1642 = 4048 votesCurrent Rating: 2406 + 1642 = 4048 votes 1642

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 1108 = 2355 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 1108 = 2355 votes 1108

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2446 Current Rating: 2446 + 1769 = 4215 votesCurrent Rating: 2446 + 1769 = 4215 votes 1769

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 846 = 1942 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 846 = 1942 votes 846

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
656 Current Rating: 656 + 696 = 1352 votesCurrent Rating: 656 + 696 = 1352 votes 696

[982] 17: Today s science class
560 Current Rating: 560 + 512 = 1072 votesCurrent Rating: 560 + 512 = 1072 votes 512

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
506 Current Rating: 506 + 771 = 1277 votesCurrent Rating: 506 + 771 = 1277 votes 771

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
335 Current Rating: 335 + 447 = 782 votesCurrent Rating: 335 + 447 = 782 votes 447

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
848 Current Rating: 848 + 1450 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 848 + 1450 = 2298 votes 1450

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
22854 Current Rating: 22854 + 23363 = 46217 votesCurrent Rating: 22854 + 23363 = 46217 votes 23363

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
956 Current Rating: 956 + 821 = 1777 votesCurrent Rating: 956 + 821 = 1777 votes 821

[976] 8: Good morning sir
746 Current Rating: 746 + 748 = 1494 votesCurrent Rating: 746 + 748 = 1494 votes 748

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1053 = 2311 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1053 = 2311 votes 1053

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3533 Current Rating: 3533 + 3631 = 7164 votesCurrent Rating: 3533 + 3631 = 7164 votes 3631

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1239 Current Rating: 1239 + 1115 = 2354 votesCurrent Rating: 1239 + 1115 = 2354 votes 1115

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
768 Current Rating: 768 + 1004 = 1772 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 1004 = 1772 votes 1004

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
545 Current Rating: 545 + 714 = 1259 votesCurrent Rating: 545 + 714 = 1259 votes 714


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
521 Current Rating: 521 + 962 = 1483 votesCurrent Rating: 521 + 962 = 1483 votes 962

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
460 Current Rating: 460 + 675 = 1135 votesCurrent Rating: 460 + 675 = 1135 votes 675

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
631 Current Rating: 631 + 682 = 1313 votesCurrent Rating: 631 + 682 = 1313 votes 682

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
812 Current Rating: 812 + 727 = 1539 votesCurrent Rating: 812 + 727 = 1539 votes 727

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3492 Current Rating: 3492 + 3170 = 6662 votesCurrent Rating: 3492 + 3170 = 6662 votes 3170

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 873 = 1958 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 873 = 1958 votes 873

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1027 = 2381 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1027 = 2381 votes 1027

[963] 17: Knock knock!
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1260 = 2750 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1260 = 2750 votes 1260

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
569 Current Rating: 569 + 678 = 1247 votesCurrent Rating: 569 + 678 = 1247 votes 678

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
27728 Current Rating: 27728 + 29692 = 57420 votesCurrent Rating: 27728 + 29692 = 57420 votes 29692

[960] 12: We need your legal help
635 Current Rating: 635 + 763 = 1398 votesCurrent Rating: 635 + 763 = 1398 votes 763

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1282 = 2651 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1282 = 2651 votes 1282

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
614 Current Rating: 614 + 537 = 1151 votesCurrent Rating: 614 + 537 = 1151 votes 537

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
524 Current Rating: 524 + 434 = 958 votesCurrent Rating: 524 + 434 = 958 votes 434

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
671 Current Rating: 671 + 576 = 1247 votesCurrent Rating: 671 + 576 = 1247 votes 576

[955] 5: So, what s news?
619 Current Rating: 619 + 471 = 1090 votesCurrent Rating: 619 + 471 = 1090 votes 471

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
370 Current Rating: 370 + 386 = 756 votesCurrent Rating: 370 + 386 = 756 votes 386

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
565 Current Rating: 565 + 583 = 1148 votesCurrent Rating: 565 + 583 = 1148 votes 583

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
302 Current Rating: 302 + 342 = 644 votesCurrent Rating: 302 + 342 = 644 votes 342


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
449 Current Rating: 449 + 482 = 931 votesCurrent Rating: 449 + 482 = 931 votes 482

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
366 Current Rating: 366 + 455 = 821 votesCurrent Rating: 366 + 455 = 821 votes 455

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
550 Current Rating: 550 + 768 = 1318 votesCurrent Rating: 550 + 768 = 1318 votes 768

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1316 = 2807 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1316 = 2807 votes 1316

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
649 Current Rating: 649 + 635 = 1284 votesCurrent Rating: 649 + 635 = 1284 votes 635

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
414 Current Rating: 414 + 500 = 914 votesCurrent Rating: 414 + 500 = 914 votes 500

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
617 Current Rating: 617 + 619 = 1236 votesCurrent Rating: 617 + 619 = 1236 votes 619

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 761 = 1847 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 761 = 1847 votes 761

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
639 Current Rating: 639 + 586 = 1225 votesCurrent Rating: 639 + 586 = 1225 votes 586

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
1478 Current Rating: 1478 + 1512 = 2990 votesCurrent Rating: 1478 + 1512 = 2990 votes 1512

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1530 = 2979 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1530 = 2979 votes 1530

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1057 = 2329 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1057 = 2329 votes 1057

[939] 13: She s a hottie
705 Current Rating: 705 + 758 = 1463 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 758 = 1463 votes 758

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
648 Current Rating: 648 + 650 = 1298 votesCurrent Rating: 648 + 650 = 1298 votes 650

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 885 = 1940 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 885 = 1940 votes 885

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
657 Current Rating: 657 + 642 = 1299 votesCurrent Rating: 657 + 642 = 1299 votes 642

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
616 Current Rating: 616 + 665 = 1281 votesCurrent Rating: 616 + 665 = 1281 votes 665

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 798 = 1848 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 798 = 1848 votes 798

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
753 Current Rating: 753 + 719 = 1472 votesCurrent Rating: 753 + 719 = 1472 votes 719


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
976 Current Rating: 976 + 724 = 1700 votesCurrent Rating: 976 + 724 = 1700 votes 724

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
543 Current Rating: 543 + 572 = 1115 votesCurrent Rating: 543 + 572 = 1115 votes 572

[930] 29: I need your help
570 Current Rating: 570 + 566 = 1136 votesCurrent Rating: 570 + 566 = 1136 votes 566

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2141 Current Rating: 2141 + 2520 = 4661 votesCurrent Rating: 2141 + 2520 = 4661 votes 2520

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
581 Current Rating: 581 + 526 = 1107 votesCurrent Rating: 581 + 526 = 1107 votes 526

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
991 Current Rating: 991 + 830 = 1821 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 830 = 1821 votes 830

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 865 = 1867 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 865 = 1867 votes 865

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
1663 Current Rating: 1663 + 1386 = 3049 votesCurrent Rating: 1663 + 1386 = 3049 votes 1386

[924] 19: Did things go well?
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1633 = 2873 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1633 = 2873 votes 1633

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2055 Current Rating: 2055 + 1373 = 3428 votesCurrent Rating: 2055 + 1373 = 3428 votes 1373

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
7184 Current Rating: 7184 + 8037 = 15221 votesCurrent Rating: 7184 + 8037 = 15221 votes 8037

[921] 16: You look wretched
2925 Current Rating: 2925 + 2777 = 5702 votesCurrent Rating: 2925 + 2777 = 5702 votes 2777

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
27564 Current Rating: 27564 + 26963 = 54527 votesCurrent Rating: 27564 + 26963 = 54527 votes 26963

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
2074 Current Rating: 2074 + 2324 = 4398 votesCurrent Rating: 2074 + 2324 = 4398 votes 2324

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2380 Current Rating: 2380 + 1741 = 4121 votesCurrent Rating: 2380 + 1741 = 4121 votes 1741

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
25774 Current Rating: 25774 + 32372 = 58146 votesCurrent Rating: 25774 + 32372 = 58146 votes 32372

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
22720 Current Rating: 22720 + 26944 = 49664 votesCurrent Rating: 22720 + 26944 = 49664 votes 26944

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3037 Current Rating: 3037 + 3164 = 6201 votesCurrent Rating: 3037 + 3164 = 6201 votes 3164

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 2003 = 4197 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 2003 = 4197 votes 2003

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 1967 = 3351 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 1967 = 3351 votes 1967

[912] 3: Good morning all
2171 Current Rating: 2171 + 2155 = 4326 votesCurrent Rating: 2171 + 2155 = 4326 votes 2155

[911] 2: He s cute ...
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1872 = 3572 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1872 = 3572 votes 1872

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
2357 Current Rating: 2357 + 3280 = 5637 votesCurrent Rating: 2357 + 3280 = 5637 votes 3280


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
18751 Current Rating: 18751 + 20189 = 38940 votesCurrent Rating: 18751 + 20189 = 38940 votes 20189

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
2680 Current Rating: 2680 + 2218 = 4898 votesCurrent Rating: 2680 + 2218 = 4898 votes 2218

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1296 Current Rating: 1296 + 1294 = 2590 votesCurrent Rating: 1296 + 1294 = 2590 votes 1294

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1299 Current Rating: 1299 + 1205 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1299 + 1205 = 2504 votes 1205

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1127 = 2378 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1127 = 2378 votes 1127

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1619 = 3312 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1619 = 3312 votes 1619

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
2941 Current Rating: 2941 + 4236 = 7177 votesCurrent Rating: 2941 + 4236 = 7177 votes 4236

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
3288 Current Rating: 3288 + 4117 = 7405 votesCurrent Rating: 3288 + 4117 = 7405 votes 4117

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1532 Current Rating: 1532 + 1409 = 2941 votesCurrent Rating: 1532 + 1409 = 2941 votes 1409

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
1918 Current Rating: 1918 + 2291 = 4209 votesCurrent Rating: 1918 + 2291 = 4209 votes 2291

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 943 = 1993 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 943 = 1993 votes 943

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
2867 Current Rating: 2867 + 3147 = 6014 votesCurrent Rating: 2867 + 3147 = 6014 votes 3147

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
23887 Current Rating: 23887 + 23428 = 47315 votesCurrent Rating: 23887 + 23428 = 47315 votes 23428

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
22868 Current Rating: 22868 + 21892 = 44760 votesCurrent Rating: 22868 + 21892 = 44760 votes 21892

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 1170 = 2346 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 1170 = 2346 votes 1170

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1051 = 2677 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1051 = 2677 votes 1051

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 1011 = 2109 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 1011 = 2109 votes 1011

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
951 Current Rating: 951 + 789 = 1740 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 789 = 1740 votes 789

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1024 Current Rating: 1024 + 811 = 1835 votesCurrent Rating: 1024 + 811 = 1835 votes 811


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
960 Current Rating: 960 + 848 = 1808 votesCurrent Rating: 960 + 848 = 1808 votes 848

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1117 = 2452 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1117 = 2452 votes 1117

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
935 Current Rating: 935 + 894 = 1829 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 894 = 1829 votes 894

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
3783 Current Rating: 3783 + 3141 = 6924 votesCurrent Rating: 3783 + 3141 = 6924 votes 3141

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1264 = 2583 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1264 = 2583 votes 1264

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 935 = 1970 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 935 = 1970 votes 935

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
887 Current Rating: 887 + 887 = 1774 votesCurrent Rating: 887 + 887 = 1774 votes 887

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
502 Current Rating: 502 + 563 = 1065 votesCurrent Rating: 502 + 563 = 1065 votes 563

[882] 21: Yes ...
609 Current Rating: 609 + 555 = 1164 votesCurrent Rating: 609 + 555 = 1164 votes 555

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
760 Current Rating: 760 + 725 = 1485 votesCurrent Rating: 760 + 725 = 1485 votes 725

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 875 = 2008 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 875 = 2008 votes 875

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
2022 Current Rating: 2022 + 2287 = 4309 votesCurrent Rating: 2022 + 2287 = 4309 votes 2287

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
1028 Current Rating: 1028 + 838 = 1866 votesCurrent Rating: 1028 + 838 = 1866 votes 838

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1554 = 3048 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1554 = 3048 votes 1554

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
9287 Current Rating: 9287 + 10006 = 19293 votesCurrent Rating: 9287 + 10006 = 19293 votes 10006

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
5833 Current Rating: 5833 + 6391 = 12224 votesCurrent Rating: 5833 + 6391 = 12224 votes 6391

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
595 Current Rating: 595 + 570 = 1165 votesCurrent Rating: 595 + 570 = 1165 votes 570

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
1766 Current Rating: 1766 + 2936 = 4702 votesCurrent Rating: 1766 + 2936 = 4702 votes 2936

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
2888 Current Rating: 2888 + 2838 = 5726 votesCurrent Rating: 2888 + 2838 = 5726 votes 2838

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1062 = 2371 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1062 = 2371 votes 1062

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 987 = 2063 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 987 = 2063 votes 987

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
1906 Current Rating: 1906 + 2851 = 4757 votesCurrent Rating: 1906 + 2851 = 4757 votes 2851


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
8023 Current Rating: 8023 + 7445 = 15468 votesCurrent Rating: 8023 + 7445 = 15468 votes 7445

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
705 Current Rating: 705 + 601 = 1306 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 601 = 1306 votes 601

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
1891 Current Rating: 1891 + 3506 = 5397 votesCurrent Rating: 1891 + 3506 = 5397 votes 3506

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1638 = 3264 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1638 = 3264 votes 1638

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1338 Current Rating: 1338 + 1094 = 2432 votesCurrent Rating: 1338 + 1094 = 2432 votes 1094

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1466 = 2740 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1466 = 2740 votes 1466

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
2820 Current Rating: 2820 + 3433 = 6253 votesCurrent Rating: 2820 + 3433 = 6253 votes 3433

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 1385 = 2761 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 1385 = 2761 votes 1385

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 1102 = 2241 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 1102 = 2241 votes 1102

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
603 Current Rating: 603 + 743 = 1346 votesCurrent Rating: 603 + 743 = 1346 votes 743

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1202 = 2587 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1202 = 2587 votes 1202

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
983 Current Rating: 983 + 656 = 1639 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 656 = 1639 votes 656

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
1775 Current Rating: 1775 + 1958 = 3733 votesCurrent Rating: 1775 + 1958 = 3733 votes 1958

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1133 = 2400 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1133 = 2400 votes 1133

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1505 = 2730 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1505 = 2730 votes 1505

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
876 Current Rating: 876 + 693 = 1569 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 693 = 1569 votes 693

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
521 Current Rating: 521 + 564 = 1085 votesCurrent Rating: 521 + 564 = 1085 votes 564

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
2339 Current Rating: 2339 + 2611 = 4950 votesCurrent Rating: 2339 + 2611 = 4950 votes 2611

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
5016 Current Rating: 5016 + 6048 = 11064 votesCurrent Rating: 5016 + 6048 = 11064 votes 6048

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
2681 Current Rating: 2681 + 2101 = 4782 votesCurrent Rating: 2681 + 2101 = 4782 votes 2101


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
3168 Current Rating: 3168 + 3278 = 6446 votesCurrent Rating: 3168 + 3278 = 6446 votes 3278

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
2190 Current Rating: 2190 + 2836 = 5026 votesCurrent Rating: 2190 + 2836 = 5026 votes 2836

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
5349 Current Rating: 5349 + 9630 = 14979 votesCurrent Rating: 5349 + 9630 = 14979 votes 9630

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1474 = 2974 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1474 = 2974 votes 1474

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1818 = 3483 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1818 = 3483 votes 1818

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
2312 Current Rating: 2312 + 3505 = 5817 votesCurrent Rating: 2312 + 3505 = 5817 votes 3505

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1064 = 2215 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1064 = 2215 votes 1064

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
2367 Current Rating: 2367 + 3228 = 5595 votesCurrent Rating: 2367 + 3228 = 5595 votes 3228

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1165 = 2397 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1165 = 2397 votes 1165

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
8150 Current Rating: 8150 + 9097 = 17247 votesCurrent Rating: 8150 + 9097 = 17247 votes 9097

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1207 = 2380 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1207 = 2380 votes 1207

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1523 Current Rating: 1523 + 1865 = 3388 votesCurrent Rating: 1523 + 1865 = 3388 votes 1865

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
2540 Current Rating: 2540 + 2699 = 5239 votesCurrent Rating: 2540 + 2699 = 5239 votes 2699

[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
1683 Current Rating: 1683 + 1590 = 3273 votesCurrent Rating: 1683 + 1590 = 3273 votes 1590

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1213 = 2472 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1213 = 2472 votes 1213

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2024 Current Rating: 2024 + 1725 = 3749 votesCurrent Rating: 2024 + 1725 = 3749 votes 1725

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 1112 = 2242 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 1112 = 2242 votes 1112

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1041 = 2223 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1041 = 2223 votes 1041

[817] 8: What are you reading?
994 Current Rating: 994 + 907 = 1901 votesCurrent Rating: 994 + 907 = 1901 votes 907

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 996 = 2209 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 996 = 2209 votes 996

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1120 = 2274 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1120 = 2274 votes 1120

[806] 23: Sign here please
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 1058 = 2227 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 1058 = 2227 votes 1058

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
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[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
2237 Current Rating: 2237 + 2089 = 4326 votesCurrent Rating: 2237 + 2089 = 4326 votes 2089

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1366 = 2632 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1366 = 2632 votes 1366

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1156 = 2362 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1156 = 2362 votes 1156

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1024 Current Rating: 1024 + 949 = 1973 votesCurrent Rating: 1024 + 949 = 1973 votes 949

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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