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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1356 Current Rating: 1356 + 1348 = 2704 votesCurrent Rating: 1356 + 1348 = 2704 votes 1348

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
621 Current Rating: 621 + 553 = 1174 votesCurrent Rating: 621 + 553 = 1174 votes 553

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
1892 Current Rating: 1892 + 2164 = 4056 votesCurrent Rating: 1892 + 2164 = 4056 votes 2164

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
691 Current Rating: 691 + 643 = 1334 votesCurrent Rating: 691 + 643 = 1334 votes 643

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
790 Current Rating: 790 + 649 = 1439 votesCurrent Rating: 790 + 649 = 1439 votes 649

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
670 Current Rating: 670 + 740 = 1410 votesCurrent Rating: 670 + 740 = 1410 votes 740

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
731 Current Rating: 731 + 731 = 1462 votesCurrent Rating: 731 + 731 = 1462 votes 731

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
3291 Current Rating: 3291 + 6330 = 9621 votesCurrent Rating: 3291 + 6330 = 9621 votes 6330

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 832 = 2068 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 832 = 2068 votes 832

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 1041 = 2454 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 1041 = 2454 votes 1041

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
734 Current Rating: 734 + 665 = 1399 votesCurrent Rating: 734 + 665 = 1399 votes 665

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
664 Current Rating: 664 + 583 = 1247 votesCurrent Rating: 664 + 583 = 1247 votes 583


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
650 Current Rating: 650 + 607 = 1257 votesCurrent Rating: 650 + 607 = 1257 votes 607

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
532 Current Rating: 532 + 464 = 996 votesCurrent Rating: 532 + 464 = 996 votes 464

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
718 Current Rating: 718 + 580 = 1298 votesCurrent Rating: 718 + 580 = 1298 votes 580

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
593 Current Rating: 593 + 548 = 1141 votesCurrent Rating: 593 + 548 = 1141 votes 548

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
765 Current Rating: 765 + 698 = 1463 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 698 = 1463 votes 698

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
768 Current Rating: 768 + 669 = 1437 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 669 = 1437 votes 669

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
493 Current Rating: 493 + 529 = 1022 votesCurrent Rating: 493 + 529 = 1022 votes 529

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
789 Current Rating: 789 + 733 = 1522 votesCurrent Rating: 789 + 733 = 1522 votes 733

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 771 = 1863 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 771 = 1863 votes 771

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
649 Current Rating: 649 + 557 = 1206 votesCurrent Rating: 649 + 557 = 1206 votes 557

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 922 = 2262 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 922 = 2262 votes 922

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 851 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 851 = 2205 votes 851

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 3809 = 7293 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 3809 = 7293 votes 3809

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1205 = 2512 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1205 = 2512 votes 1205

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
593 Current Rating: 593 + 538 = 1131 votesCurrent Rating: 593 + 538 = 1131 votes 538

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
436 Current Rating: 436 + 560 = 996 votesCurrent Rating: 436 + 560 = 996 votes 560

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
569 Current Rating: 569 + 665 = 1234 votesCurrent Rating: 569 + 665 = 1234 votes 665

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6170 Current Rating: 6170 + 6855 = 13025 votesCurrent Rating: 6170 + 6855 = 13025 votes 6855

[995] 5: Back already?
544 Current Rating: 544 + 801 = 1345 votesCurrent Rating: 544 + 801 = 1345 votes 801

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 835 = 1963 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 835 = 1963 votes 835

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
1998 Current Rating: 1998 + 1636 = 3634 votesCurrent Rating: 1998 + 1636 = 3634 votes 1636


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
1852 Current Rating: 1852 + 1617 = 3469 votesCurrent Rating: 1852 + 1617 = 3469 votes 1617

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4690 Current Rating: 4690 + 5298 = 9988 votesCurrent Rating: 4690 + 5298 = 9988 votes 5298

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 980 = 2273 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 980 = 2273 votes 980

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
866 Current Rating: 866 + 871 = 1737 votesCurrent Rating: 866 + 871 = 1737 votes 871

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 936 = 2271 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 936 = 2271 votes 936

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2464 Current Rating: 2464 + 1701 = 4165 votesCurrent Rating: 2464 + 1701 = 4165 votes 1701

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1203 = 2519 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1203 = 2519 votes 1203

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2540 Current Rating: 2540 + 1907 = 4447 votesCurrent Rating: 2540 + 1907 = 4447 votes 1907

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 874 = 2027 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 874 = 2027 votes 874

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
699 Current Rating: 699 + 738 = 1437 votesCurrent Rating: 699 + 738 = 1437 votes 738

[982] 17: Today s science class
601 Current Rating: 601 + 547 = 1148 votesCurrent Rating: 601 + 547 = 1148 votes 547

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
545 Current Rating: 545 + 805 = 1350 votesCurrent Rating: 545 + 805 = 1350 votes 805

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
358 Current Rating: 358 + 472 = 830 votesCurrent Rating: 358 + 472 = 830 votes 472

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
910 Current Rating: 910 + 1490 = 2400 votesCurrent Rating: 910 + 1490 = 2400 votes 1490

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26113 Current Rating: 26113 + 25612 = 51725 votesCurrent Rating: 26113 + 25612 = 51725 votes 25612

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1110 Current Rating: 1110 + 904 = 2014 votesCurrent Rating: 1110 + 904 = 2014 votes 904

[976] 8: Good morning sir
801 Current Rating: 801 + 784 = 1585 votesCurrent Rating: 801 + 784 = 1585 votes 784

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1174 = 2536 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1174 = 2536 votes 1174

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3649 Current Rating: 3649 + 3907 = 7556 votesCurrent Rating: 3649 + 3907 = 7556 votes 3907

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1199 = 2505 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1199 = 2505 votes 1199

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
822 Current Rating: 822 + 1045 = 1867 votesCurrent Rating: 822 + 1045 = 1867 votes 1045

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
593 Current Rating: 593 + 758 = 1351 votesCurrent Rating: 593 + 758 = 1351 votes 758


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
554 Current Rating: 554 + 988 = 1542 votesCurrent Rating: 554 + 988 = 1542 votes 988

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
496 Current Rating: 496 + 711 = 1207 votesCurrent Rating: 496 + 711 = 1207 votes 711

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
681 Current Rating: 681 + 720 = 1401 votesCurrent Rating: 681 + 720 = 1401 votes 720

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
879 Current Rating: 879 + 778 = 1657 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 778 = 1657 votes 778

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3628 Current Rating: 3628 + 3378 = 7006 votesCurrent Rating: 3628 + 3378 = 7006 votes 3378

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 921 = 2052 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 921 = 2052 votes 921

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1109 = 2570 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1109 = 2570 votes 1109

[963] 17: Knock knock!
1551 Current Rating: 1551 + 1404 = 2955 votesCurrent Rating: 1551 + 1404 = 2955 votes 1404

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
618 Current Rating: 618 + 720 = 1338 votesCurrent Rating: 618 + 720 = 1338 votes 720

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
29702 Current Rating: 29702 + 29729 = 59431 votesCurrent Rating: 29702 + 29729 = 59431 votes 29729

[960] 12: We need your legal help
701 Current Rating: 701 + 823 = 1524 votesCurrent Rating: 701 + 823 = 1524 votes 823

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1383 = 2912 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1383 = 2912 votes 1383

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
769 Current Rating: 769 + 626 = 1395 votesCurrent Rating: 769 + 626 = 1395 votes 626

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
586 Current Rating: 586 + 487 = 1073 votesCurrent Rating: 586 + 487 = 1073 votes 487

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
754 Current Rating: 754 + 641 = 1395 votesCurrent Rating: 754 + 641 = 1395 votes 641

[955] 5: So, what s news?
719 Current Rating: 719 + 536 = 1255 votesCurrent Rating: 719 + 536 = 1255 votes 536

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
412 Current Rating: 412 + 431 = 843 votesCurrent Rating: 412 + 431 = 843 votes 431

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
613 Current Rating: 613 + 630 = 1243 votesCurrent Rating: 613 + 630 = 1243 votes 630

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
343 Current Rating: 343 + 391 = 734 votesCurrent Rating: 343 + 391 = 734 votes 391


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
514 Current Rating: 514 + 537 = 1051 votesCurrent Rating: 514 + 537 = 1051 votes 537

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
416 Current Rating: 416 + 497 = 913 votesCurrent Rating: 416 + 497 = 913 votes 497

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
610 Current Rating: 610 + 823 = 1433 votesCurrent Rating: 610 + 823 = 1433 votes 823

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1360 = 2887 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1360 = 2887 votes 1360

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
697 Current Rating: 697 + 684 = 1381 votesCurrent Rating: 697 + 684 = 1381 votes 684

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
464 Current Rating: 464 + 565 = 1029 votesCurrent Rating: 464 + 565 = 1029 votes 565

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
683 Current Rating: 683 + 682 = 1365 votesCurrent Rating: 683 + 682 = 1365 votes 682

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 831 = 2022 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 831 = 2022 votes 831

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
703 Current Rating: 703 + 647 = 1350 votesCurrent Rating: 703 + 647 = 1350 votes 647

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
1596 Current Rating: 1596 + 1662 = 3258 votesCurrent Rating: 1596 + 1662 = 3258 votes 1662

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1646 = 3164 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1646 = 3164 votes 1646

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1236 = 2717 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1236 = 2717 votes 1236

[939] 13: She s a hottie
769 Current Rating: 769 + 810 = 1579 votesCurrent Rating: 769 + 810 = 1579 votes 810

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
685 Current Rating: 685 + 687 = 1372 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 687 = 1372 votes 687

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 919 = 2017 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 919 = 2017 votes 919

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
699 Current Rating: 699 + 676 = 1375 votesCurrent Rating: 699 + 676 = 1375 votes 676

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
658 Current Rating: 658 + 705 = 1363 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 705 = 1363 votes 705

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 864 = 1985 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 864 = 1985 votes 864

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
807 Current Rating: 807 + 765 = 1572 votesCurrent Rating: 807 + 765 = 1572 votes 765


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 776 = 1925 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 776 = 1925 votes 776

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
588 Current Rating: 588 + 621 = 1209 votesCurrent Rating: 588 + 621 = 1209 votes 621

[930] 29: I need your help
606 Current Rating: 606 + 600 = 1206 votesCurrent Rating: 606 + 600 = 1206 votes 600

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2189 Current Rating: 2189 + 2573 = 4762 votesCurrent Rating: 2189 + 2573 = 4762 votes 2573

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
615 Current Rating: 615 + 560 = 1175 votesCurrent Rating: 615 + 560 = 1175 votes 560

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 885 = 1951 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 885 = 1951 votes 885

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 931 = 2021 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 931 = 2021 votes 931

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1477 = 3214 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1477 = 3214 votes 1477

[924] 19: Did things go well?
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1735 = 3100 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1735 = 3100 votes 1735

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2106 Current Rating: 2106 + 1460 = 3566 votesCurrent Rating: 2106 + 1460 = 3566 votes 1460

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
7491 Current Rating: 7491 + 8231 = 15722 votesCurrent Rating: 7491 + 8231 = 15722 votes 8231

[921] 16: You look wretched
3044 Current Rating: 3044 + 2995 = 6039 votesCurrent Rating: 3044 + 2995 = 6039 votes 2995

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
30420 Current Rating: 30420 + 32312 = 62732 votesCurrent Rating: 30420 + 32312 = 62732 votes 32312

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
2255 Current Rating: 2255 + 2509 = 4764 votesCurrent Rating: 2255 + 2509 = 4764 votes 2509

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2479 Current Rating: 2479 + 1840 = 4319 votesCurrent Rating: 2479 + 1840 = 4319 votes 1840

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
39642 Current Rating: 39642 + 43516 = 83158 votesCurrent Rating: 39642 + 43516 = 83158 votes 43516

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
32738 Current Rating: 32738 + 34817 = 67555 votesCurrent Rating: 32738 + 34817 = 67555 votes 34817

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3134 Current Rating: 3134 + 3391 = 6525 votesCurrent Rating: 3134 + 3391 = 6525 votes 3391

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2298 Current Rating: 2298 + 2060 = 4358 votesCurrent Rating: 2298 + 2060 = 4358 votes 2060

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1426 Current Rating: 1426 + 2011 = 3437 votesCurrent Rating: 1426 + 2011 = 3437 votes 2011

[912] 3: Good morning all
2219 Current Rating: 2219 + 2210 = 4429 votesCurrent Rating: 2219 + 2210 = 4429 votes 2210

[911] 2: He s cute ...
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1958 = 3738 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1958 = 3738 votes 1958

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
2648 Current Rating: 2648 + 3640 = 6288 votesCurrent Rating: 2648 + 3640 = 6288 votes 3640


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
22129 Current Rating: 22129 + 23157 = 45286 votesCurrent Rating: 22129 + 23157 = 45286 votes 23157

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
2780 Current Rating: 2780 + 2325 = 5105 votesCurrent Rating: 2780 + 2325 = 5105 votes 2325

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1382 Current Rating: 1382 + 1401 = 2783 votesCurrent Rating: 1382 + 1401 = 2783 votes 1401

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1260 = 2611 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1260 = 2611 votes 1260

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1177 = 2478 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1177 = 2478 votes 1177

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1725 Current Rating: 1725 + 1659 = 3384 votesCurrent Rating: 1725 + 1659 = 3384 votes 1659

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3042 Current Rating: 3042 + 4390 = 7432 votesCurrent Rating: 3042 + 4390 = 7432 votes 4390

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
3485 Current Rating: 3485 + 4399 = 7884 votesCurrent Rating: 3485 + 4399 = 7884 votes 4399

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1587 Current Rating: 1587 + 1468 = 3055 votesCurrent Rating: 1587 + 1468 = 3055 votes 1468

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2023 Current Rating: 2023 + 2397 = 4420 votesCurrent Rating: 2023 + 2397 = 4420 votes 2397

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 984 = 2078 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 984 = 2078 votes 984

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
3166 Current Rating: 3166 + 3449 = 6615 votesCurrent Rating: 3166 + 3449 = 6615 votes 3449

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
24900 Current Rating: 24900 + 24449 = 49349 votesCurrent Rating: 24900 + 24449 = 49349 votes 24449

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
24980 Current Rating: 24980 + 28254 = 53234 votesCurrent Rating: 24980 + 28254 = 53234 votes 28254

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1249 = 2476 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1249 = 2476 votes 1249

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1159 = 2854 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1159 = 2854 votes 1159

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 1058 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 1058 = 2194 votes 1058

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
986 Current Rating: 986 + 818 = 1804 votesCurrent Rating: 986 + 818 = 1804 votes 818

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1120 Current Rating: 1120 + 855 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 1120 + 855 = 1975 votes 855


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 877 = 1900 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 877 = 1900 votes 877

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1158 = 2533 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1158 = 2533 votes 1158

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 947 = 1954 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 947 = 1954 votes 947

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
4213 Current Rating: 4213 + 3457 = 7670 votesCurrent Rating: 4213 + 3457 = 7670 votes 3457

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1309 = 2668 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1309 = 2668 votes 1309

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 973 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 973 = 2046 votes 973

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
949 Current Rating: 949 + 923 = 1872 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 923 = 1872 votes 923

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
544 Current Rating: 544 + 597 = 1141 votesCurrent Rating: 544 + 597 = 1141 votes 597

[882] 21: Yes ...
650 Current Rating: 650 + 598 = 1248 votesCurrent Rating: 650 + 598 = 1248 votes 598

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
799 Current Rating: 799 + 759 = 1558 votesCurrent Rating: 799 + 759 = 1558 votes 759

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 930 = 2158 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 930 = 2158 votes 930

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
2159 Current Rating: 2159 + 2536 = 4695 votesCurrent Rating: 2159 + 2536 = 4695 votes 2536

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
1126 Current Rating: 1126 + 880 = 2006 votesCurrent Rating: 1126 + 880 = 2006 votes 880

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1623 = 3162 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1623 = 3162 votes 1623

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
10148 Current Rating: 10148 + 10115 = 20263 votesCurrent Rating: 10148 + 10115 = 20263 votes 10115

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
5979 Current Rating: 5979 + 6491 = 12470 votesCurrent Rating: 5979 + 6491 = 12470 votes 6491

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
633 Current Rating: 633 + 610 = 1243 votesCurrent Rating: 633 + 610 = 1243 votes 610

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 3280 = 5095 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 3280 = 5095 votes 3280

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
2931 Current Rating: 2931 + 2905 = 5836 votesCurrent Rating: 2931 + 2905 = 5836 votes 2905

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 1131 = 2488 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 1131 = 2488 votes 1131

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 1049 = 2165 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 1049 = 2165 votes 1049

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
1933 Current Rating: 1933 + 2950 = 4883 votesCurrent Rating: 1933 + 2950 = 4883 votes 2950


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
8407 Current Rating: 8407 + 7617 = 16024 votesCurrent Rating: 8407 + 7617 = 16024 votes 7617

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
744 Current Rating: 744 + 633 = 1377 votesCurrent Rating: 744 + 633 = 1377 votes 633

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
1993 Current Rating: 1993 + 3979 = 5972 votesCurrent Rating: 1993 + 3979 = 5972 votes 3979

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
1725 Current Rating: 1725 + 1758 = 3483 votesCurrent Rating: 1725 + 1758 = 3483 votes 1758

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 1155 = 2541 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 1155 = 2541 votes 1155

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1537 = 2847 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1537 = 2847 votes 1537

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
2870 Current Rating: 2870 + 3608 = 6478 votesCurrent Rating: 2870 + 3608 = 6478 votes 3608

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1519 = 2935 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1519 = 2935 votes 1519

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1134 = 2304 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1134 = 2304 votes 1134

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
631 Current Rating: 631 + 764 = 1395 votesCurrent Rating: 631 + 764 = 1395 votes 764

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1261 = 2691 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1261 = 2691 votes 1261

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1036 Current Rating: 1036 + 693 = 1729 votesCurrent Rating: 1036 + 693 = 1729 votes 693

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
1810 Current Rating: 1810 + 2071 = 3881 votesCurrent Rating: 1810 + 2071 = 3881 votes 2071

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1189 = 2497 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1189 = 2497 votes 1189

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1592 = 2843 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1592 = 2843 votes 1592

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
943 Current Rating: 943 + 734 = 1677 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 734 = 1677 votes 734

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
553 Current Rating: 553 + 596 = 1149 votesCurrent Rating: 553 + 596 = 1149 votes 596

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
2567 Current Rating: 2567 + 2842 = 5409 votesCurrent Rating: 2567 + 2842 = 5409 votes 2842

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
5737 Current Rating: 5737 + 6541 = 12278 votesCurrent Rating: 5737 + 6541 = 12278 votes 6541

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
2757 Current Rating: 2757 + 2182 = 4939 votesCurrent Rating: 2757 + 2182 = 4939 votes 2182


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
3488 Current Rating: 3488 + 3496 = 6984 votesCurrent Rating: 3488 + 3496 = 6984 votes 3496

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
2328 Current Rating: 2328 + 3215 = 5543 votesCurrent Rating: 2328 + 3215 = 5543 votes 3215

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
5870 Current Rating: 5870 + 10311 = 16181 votesCurrent Rating: 5870 + 10311 = 16181 votes 10311

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1570 Current Rating: 1570 + 1560 = 3130 votesCurrent Rating: 1570 + 1560 = 3130 votes 1560

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1957 = 3737 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1957 = 3737 votes 1957

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
2497 Current Rating: 2497 + 3800 = 6297 votesCurrent Rating: 2497 + 3800 = 6297 votes 3800

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 1163 = 2397 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 1163 = 2397 votes 1163

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
2487 Current Rating: 2487 + 3439 = 5926 votesCurrent Rating: 2487 + 3439 = 5926 votes 3439

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1280 = 2591 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1280 = 2591 votes 1280

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
10607 Current Rating: 10607 + 10954 = 21561 votesCurrent Rating: 10607 + 10954 = 21561 votes 10954

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
1710 Current Rating: 1710 + 2125 = 3835 votesCurrent Rating: 1710 + 2125 = 3835 votes 2125

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
2035 Current Rating: 2035 + 1883 = 3918 votesCurrent Rating: 2035 + 1883 = 3918 votes 1883

[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
3542 Current Rating: 3542 + 5520 = 9062 votesCurrent Rating: 3542 + 5520 = 9062 votes 5520

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1241 Current Rating: 1241 + 1335 = 2576 votesCurrent Rating: 1241 + 1335 = 2576 votes 1335

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
4810 Current Rating: 4810 + 4613 = 9423 votesCurrent Rating: 4810 + 4613 = 9423 votes 4613


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
1753 Current Rating: 1753 + 1720 = 3473 votesCurrent Rating: 1753 + 1720 = 3473 votes 1720

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 917 = 2025 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 917 = 2025 votes 917

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1434 = 2792 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1434 = 2792 votes 1434

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1109 Current Rating: 1109 + 1072 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 1109 + 1072 = 2181 votes 1072

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 2030 = 3606 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 2030 = 3606 votes 2030

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 1013 = 2096 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 1013 = 2096 votes 1013

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1300 Current Rating: 1300 + 1426 = 2726 votesCurrent Rating: 1300 + 1426 = 2726 votes 1426

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
2888 Current Rating: 2888 + 2954 = 5842 votesCurrent Rating: 2888 + 2954 = 5842 votes 2954

[823] 18: You look miserable
1441 Current Rating: 1441 + 1397 = 2838 votesCurrent Rating: 1441 + 1397 = 2838 votes 1397

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
1781 Current Rating: 1781 + 1719 = 3500 votesCurrent Rating: 1781 + 1719 = 3500 votes 1719

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1277 = 2588 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1277 = 2588 votes 1277

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2091 Current Rating: 2091 + 1804 = 3895 votesCurrent Rating: 2091 + 1804 = 3895 votes 1804

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1208 = 2401 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1208 = 2401 votes 1208

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1235 Current Rating: 1235 + 1086 = 2321 votesCurrent Rating: 1235 + 1086 = 2321 votes 1086

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1046 Current Rating: 1046 + 947 = 1993 votesCurrent Rating: 1046 + 947 = 1993 votes 947

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1079 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1079 = 2369 votes 1079

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 822 = 1862 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 822 = 1862 votes 822

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 910 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 910 = 1987 votes 910

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1128 = 2239 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1128 = 2239 votes 1128

[812] 1: You look distracted
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1162 = 2477 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1162 = 2477 votes 1162


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
14295 Current Rating: 14295 + 16451 = 30746 votesCurrent Rating: 14295 + 16451 = 30746 votes 16451

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
3199 Current Rating: 3199 + 2415 = 5614 votesCurrent Rating: 3199 + 2415 = 5614 votes 2415

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1149 = 2331 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1149 = 2331 votes 1149

[806] 23: Sign here please
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1085 = 2281 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1085 = 2281 votes 1085

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1203 Current Rating: 1203 + 1121 = 2324 votesCurrent Rating: 1203 + 1121 = 2324 votes 1121

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
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[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
2372 Current Rating: 2372 + 2208 = 4580 votesCurrent Rating: 2372 + 2208 = 4580 votes 2208

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 1529 = 2886 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 1529 = 2886 votes 1529

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
1973 Current Rating: 1973 + 2346 = 4319 votesCurrent Rating: 1973 + 2346 = 4319 votes 2346

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1415 = 2726 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1415 = 2726 votes 1415

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1212 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1212 = 2470 votes 1212

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1102 Current Rating: 1102 + 1016 = 2118 votesCurrent Rating: 1102 + 1016 = 2118 votes 1016

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
32639 Current Rating: 32639 + 37450 = 70089 votesCurrent Rating: 32639 + 37450 = 70089 votes 37450

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 973 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 973 = 1975 votes 973






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