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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
2884 Current Rating: 2884 + 2727 = 5611 votesCurrent Rating: 2884 + 2727 = 5611 votes 2727

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 931 = 2307 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 931 = 2307 votes 931

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
7071 Current Rating: 7071 + 5784 = 12855 votesCurrent Rating: 7071 + 5784 = 12855 votes 5784

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1482 = 3087 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1482 = 3087 votes 1482

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1140 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1140 = 2612 votes 1140

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1559 = 3183 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1559 = 3183 votes 1559

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1455 = 2941 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1455 = 2941 votes 1455

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
8210 Current Rating: 8210 + 10453 = 18663 votesCurrent Rating: 8210 + 10453 = 18663 votes 10453

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
3364 Current Rating: 3364 + 4666 = 8030 votesCurrent Rating: 3364 + 4666 = 8030 votes 4666

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
5482 Current Rating: 5482 + 5629 = 11111 votesCurrent Rating: 5482 + 5629 = 11111 votes 5629

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
2023 Current Rating: 2023 + 1342 = 3365 votesCurrent Rating: 2023 + 1342 = 3365 votes 1342

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 1369 = 3109 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 1369 = 3109 votes 1369


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 1118 = 2497 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 1118 = 2497 votes 1118

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
1863 Current Rating: 1863 + 1435 = 3298 votesCurrent Rating: 1863 + 1435 = 3298 votes 1435

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1950 Current Rating: 1950 + 1449 = 3399 votesCurrent Rating: 1950 + 1449 = 3399 votes 1449

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1135 = 2539 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1135 = 2539 votes 1135

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1743 Current Rating: 1743 + 1573 = 3316 votesCurrent Rating: 1743 + 1573 = 3316 votes 1573

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 1479 = 3457 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 1479 = 3457 votes 1479

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1264 = 2531 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1264 = 2531 votes 1264

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1899 Current Rating: 1899 + 1568 = 3467 votesCurrent Rating: 1899 + 1568 = 3467 votes 1568

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
2092 Current Rating: 2092 + 1681 = 3773 votesCurrent Rating: 2092 + 1681 = 3773 votes 1681

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1557 Current Rating: 1557 + 1250 = 2807 votesCurrent Rating: 1557 + 1250 = 2807 votes 1250

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
2992 Current Rating: 2992 + 2090 = 5082 votesCurrent Rating: 2992 + 2090 = 5082 votes 2090

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
2716 Current Rating: 2716 + 1508 = 4224 votesCurrent Rating: 2716 + 1508 = 4224 votes 1508

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
6401 Current Rating: 6401 + 5926 = 12327 votesCurrent Rating: 6401 + 5926 = 12327 votes 5926

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
2525 Current Rating: 2525 + 2184 = 4709 votesCurrent Rating: 2525 + 2184 = 4709 votes 2184

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 1104 = 2334 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 1104 = 2334 votes 1104

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 1154 = 2220 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 1154 = 2220 votes 1154

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1362 = 2720 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1362 = 2720 votes 1362

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6677 Current Rating: 6677 + 7315 = 13992 votesCurrent Rating: 6677 + 7315 = 13992 votes 7315

[995] 5: Back already?
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 1267 = 2425 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 1267 = 2425 votes 1267

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1641 Current Rating: 1641 + 1327 = 2968 votesCurrent Rating: 1641 + 1327 = 2968 votes 1327

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
3625 Current Rating: 3625 + 2632 = 6257 votesCurrent Rating: 3625 + 2632 = 6257 votes 2632


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2441 Current Rating: 2441 + 2265 = 4706 votesCurrent Rating: 2441 + 2265 = 4706 votes 2265

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5348 Current Rating: 5348 + 5951 = 11299 votesCurrent Rating: 5348 + 5951 = 11299 votes 5951

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1696 Current Rating: 1696 + 1421 = 3117 votesCurrent Rating: 1696 + 1421 = 3117 votes 1421

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1299 Current Rating: 1299 + 1363 = 2662 votesCurrent Rating: 1299 + 1363 = 2662 votes 1363

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 1620 = 3814 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 1620 = 3814 votes 1620

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
3322 Current Rating: 3322 + 2491 = 5813 votesCurrent Rating: 3322 + 2491 = 5813 votes 2491

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1936 Current Rating: 1936 + 1967 = 3903 votesCurrent Rating: 1936 + 1967 = 3903 votes 1967

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
3549 Current Rating: 3549 + 2948 = 6497 votesCurrent Rating: 3549 + 2948 = 6497 votes 2948

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1836 Current Rating: 1836 + 1574 = 3410 votesCurrent Rating: 1836 + 1574 = 3410 votes 1574

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1311 = 2527 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1311 = 2527 votes 1311

[982] 17: Today s science class
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1146 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1146 = 2610 votes 1146

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1356 Current Rating: 1356 + 1348 = 2704 votesCurrent Rating: 1356 + 1348 = 2704 votes 1348

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
920 Current Rating: 920 + 995 = 1915 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 995 = 1915 votes 995

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1776 Current Rating: 1776 + 2336 = 4112 votesCurrent Rating: 1776 + 2336 = 4112 votes 2336

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26824 Current Rating: 26824 + 26265 = 53089 votesCurrent Rating: 26824 + 26265 = 53089 votes 26265

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
2120 Current Rating: 2120 + 2240 = 4360 votesCurrent Rating: 2120 + 2240 = 4360 votes 2240

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 1080 = 2343 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 1080 = 2343 votes 1080

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
2093 Current Rating: 2093 + 1972 = 4065 votesCurrent Rating: 2093 + 1972 = 4065 votes 1972

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
4485 Current Rating: 4485 + 4429 = 8914 votesCurrent Rating: 4485 + 4429 = 8914 votes 4429

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1819 Current Rating: 1819 + 2178 = 3997 votesCurrent Rating: 1819 + 2178 = 3997 votes 2178

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1444 Current Rating: 1444 + 1671 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1444 + 1671 = 3115 votes 1671

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
1485 Current Rating: 1485 + 1454 = 2939 votesCurrent Rating: 1485 + 1454 = 2939 votes 1454


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1491 = 2700 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1491 = 2700 votes 1491

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
1336 Current Rating: 1336 + 1575 = 2911 votesCurrent Rating: 1336 + 1575 = 2911 votes 1575

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1413 = 2763 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1413 = 2763 votes 1413

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1380 = 2956 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1380 = 2956 votes 1380

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4499 Current Rating: 4499 + 3986 = 8485 votesCurrent Rating: 4499 + 3986 = 8485 votes 3986

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1841 Current Rating: 1841 + 1661 = 3502 votesCurrent Rating: 1841 + 1661 = 3502 votes 1661

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
2157 Current Rating: 2157 + 1713 = 3870 votesCurrent Rating: 2157 + 1713 = 3870 votes 1713

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2856 Current Rating: 2856 + 2984 = 5840 votesCurrent Rating: 2856 + 2984 = 5840 votes 2984

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1230 = 2418 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1230 = 2418 votes 1230

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30280 Current Rating: 30280 + 30291 = 60571 votesCurrent Rating: 30280 + 30291 = 60571 votes 30291

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1521 Current Rating: 1521 + 1599 = 3120 votesCurrent Rating: 1521 + 1599 = 3120 votes 1599

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
2392 Current Rating: 2392 + 2091 = 4483 votesCurrent Rating: 2392 + 2091 = 4483 votes 2091

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1108 = 2340 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1108 = 2340 votes 1108

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 870 = 2262 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 870 = 2262 votes 870

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1904 Current Rating: 1904 + 1403 = 3307 votesCurrent Rating: 1904 + 1403 = 3307 votes 1403

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1965 Current Rating: 1965 + 1292 = 3257 votesCurrent Rating: 1965 + 1292 = 3257 votes 1292

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 984 = 2057 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 984 = 2057 votes 984

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1176 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1176 = 2554 votes 1176

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 936 = 1981 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 936 = 1981 votes 936


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1031 = 2271 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1031 = 2271 votes 1031

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
770 Current Rating: 770 + 812 = 1582 votesCurrent Rating: 770 + 812 = 1582 votes 812

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1562 = 3053 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1562 = 3053 votes 1562

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1960 Current Rating: 1960 + 1631 = 3591 votesCurrent Rating: 1960 + 1631 = 3591 votes 1631

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1955 Current Rating: 1955 + 1883 = 3838 votesCurrent Rating: 1955 + 1883 = 3838 votes 1883

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1378 = 2720 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1378 = 2720 votes 1378

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 1730 = 3708 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 1730 = 3708 votes 1730

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
4043 Current Rating: 4043 + 5730 = 9773 votesCurrent Rating: 4043 + 5730 = 9773 votes 5730

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1421 = 2984 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1421 = 2984 votes 1421

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
3300 Current Rating: 3300 + 3010 = 6310 votesCurrent Rating: 3300 + 3010 = 6310 votes 3010

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
2467 Current Rating: 2467 + 2500 = 4967 votesCurrent Rating: 2467 + 2500 = 4967 votes 2500

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
5620 Current Rating: 5620 + 6169 = 11789 votesCurrent Rating: 5620 + 6169 = 11789 votes 6169

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1599 = 3214 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1599 = 3214 votes 1599

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1194 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1194 = 2394 votes 1194

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1673 Current Rating: 1673 + 1547 = 3220 votesCurrent Rating: 1673 + 1547 = 3220 votes 1547

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1251 = 2552 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1251 = 2552 votes 1251

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1209 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1209 = 2470 votes 1209

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1808 Current Rating: 1808 + 1500 = 3308 votesCurrent Rating: 1808 + 1500 = 3308 votes 1500

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1522 Current Rating: 1522 + 1375 = 2897 votesCurrent Rating: 1522 + 1375 = 2897 votes 1375


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
3757 Current Rating: 3757 + 4496 = 8253 votesCurrent Rating: 3757 + 4496 = 8253 votes 4496

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
1250 Current Rating: 1250 + 1191 = 2441 votesCurrent Rating: 1250 + 1191 = 2441 votes 1191

[930] 29: I need your help
1069 Current Rating: 1069 + 989 = 2058 votesCurrent Rating: 1069 + 989 = 2058 votes 989

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
3619 Current Rating: 3619 + 3551 = 7170 votesCurrent Rating: 3619 + 3551 = 7170 votes 3551

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
942 Current Rating: 942 + 823 = 1765 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 823 = 1765 votes 823

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1924 Current Rating: 1924 + 1659 = 3583 votesCurrent Rating: 1924 + 1659 = 3583 votes 1659

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1636 Current Rating: 1636 + 1410 = 3046 votesCurrent Rating: 1636 + 1410 = 3046 votes 1410

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2696 Current Rating: 2696 + 2332 = 5028 votesCurrent Rating: 2696 + 2332 = 5028 votes 2332

[924] 19: Did things go well?
3007 Current Rating: 3007 + 2755 = 5762 votesCurrent Rating: 3007 + 2755 = 5762 votes 2755

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2682 Current Rating: 2682 + 1970 = 4652 votesCurrent Rating: 2682 + 1970 = 4652 votes 1970

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
9274 Current Rating: 9274 + 8972 = 18246 votesCurrent Rating: 9274 + 8972 = 18246 votes 8972

[921] 16: You look wretched
4441 Current Rating: 4441 + 4491 = 8932 votesCurrent Rating: 4441 + 4491 = 8932 votes 4491

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31519 Current Rating: 31519 + 34376 = 65895 votesCurrent Rating: 31519 + 34376 = 65895 votes 34376

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
6554 Current Rating: 6554 + 9074 = 15628 votesCurrent Rating: 6554 + 9074 = 15628 votes 9074

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
3207 Current Rating: 3207 + 2553 = 5760 votesCurrent Rating: 3207 + 2553 = 5760 votes 2553

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
264899 Current Rating: 264899 + 241677 = 506576 votesCurrent Rating: 264899 + 241677 = 506576 votes 241677

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
58121 Current Rating: 58121 + 55633 = 113754 votesCurrent Rating: 58121 + 55633 = 113754 votes 55633

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
5953 Current Rating: 5953 + 4547 = 10500 votesCurrent Rating: 5953 + 4547 = 10500 votes 4547

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
3251 Current Rating: 3251 + 2686 = 5937 votesCurrent Rating: 3251 + 2686 = 5937 votes 2686

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1998 Current Rating: 1998 + 2609 = 4607 votesCurrent Rating: 1998 + 2609 = 4607 votes 2609

[912] 3: Good morning all
2392 Current Rating: 2392 + 2465 = 4857 votesCurrent Rating: 2392 + 2465 = 4857 votes 2465

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2914 Current Rating: 2914 + 2926 = 5840 votesCurrent Rating: 2914 + 2926 = 5840 votes 2926

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
5861 Current Rating: 5861 + 6087 = 11948 votesCurrent Rating: 5861 + 6087 = 11948 votes 6087


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
85850 Current Rating: 85850 + 85210 = 171060 votesCurrent Rating: 85850 + 85210 = 171060 votes 85210

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
4155 Current Rating: 4155 + 3035 = 7190 votesCurrent Rating: 4155 + 3035 = 7190 votes 3035

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1994 Current Rating: 1994 + 2049 = 4043 votesCurrent Rating: 1994 + 2049 = 4043 votes 2049

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
2072 Current Rating: 2072 + 2060 = 4132 votesCurrent Rating: 2072 + 2060 = 4132 votes 2060

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1895 Current Rating: 1895 + 1764 = 3659 votesCurrent Rating: 1895 + 1764 = 3659 votes 1764

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2335 Current Rating: 2335 + 2332 = 4667 votesCurrent Rating: 2335 + 2332 = 4667 votes 2332

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
4056 Current Rating: 4056 + 5135 = 9191 votesCurrent Rating: 4056 + 5135 = 9191 votes 5135

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
5550 Current Rating: 5550 + 5004 = 10554 votesCurrent Rating: 5550 + 5004 = 10554 votes 5004

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
2278 Current Rating: 2278 + 2105 = 4383 votesCurrent Rating: 2278 + 2105 = 4383 votes 2105

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
3237 Current Rating: 3237 + 3307 = 6544 votesCurrent Rating: 3237 + 3307 = 6544 votes 3307

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1791 Current Rating: 1791 + 1684 = 3475 votesCurrent Rating: 1791 + 1684 = 3475 votes 1684

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
9474 Current Rating: 9474 + 8083 = 17557 votesCurrent Rating: 9474 + 8083 = 17557 votes 8083

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
26625 Current Rating: 26625 + 27372 = 53997 votesCurrent Rating: 26625 + 27372 = 53997 votes 27372

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
32471 Current Rating: 32471 + 32982 = 65453 votesCurrent Rating: 32471 + 32982 = 65453 votes 32982

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1708 Current Rating: 1708 + 1861 = 3569 votesCurrent Rating: 1708 + 1861 = 3569 votes 1861

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2361 Current Rating: 2361 + 1848 = 4209 votesCurrent Rating: 2361 + 1848 = 4209 votes 1848

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1889 Current Rating: 1889 + 1875 = 3764 votesCurrent Rating: 1889 + 1875 = 3764 votes 1875

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1659 Current Rating: 1659 + 1464 = 3123 votesCurrent Rating: 1659 + 1464 = 3123 votes 1464

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
2689 Current Rating: 2689 + 1623 = 4312 votesCurrent Rating: 2689 + 1623 = 4312 votes 1623


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1450 = 3206 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1450 = 3206 votes 1450

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1922 Current Rating: 1922 + 1753 = 3675 votesCurrent Rating: 1922 + 1753 = 3675 votes 1753

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1922 Current Rating: 1922 + 1670 = 3592 votesCurrent Rating: 1922 + 1670 = 3592 votes 1670

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
9060 Current Rating: 9060 + 7126 = 16186 votesCurrent Rating: 9060 + 7126 = 16186 votes 7126

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
2084 Current Rating: 2084 + 1875 = 3959 votesCurrent Rating: 2084 + 1875 = 3959 votes 1875

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1625 Current Rating: 1625 + 1628 = 3253 votesCurrent Rating: 1625 + 1628 = 3253 votes 1628

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1595 = 3105 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1595 = 3105 votes 1595

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1299 = 2594 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1299 = 2594 votes 1299

[882] 21: Yes ...
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1236 = 2497 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1236 = 2497 votes 1236

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1755 Current Rating: 1755 + 1599 = 3354 votesCurrent Rating: 1755 + 1599 = 3354 votes 1599

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
2851 Current Rating: 2851 + 1739 = 4590 votesCurrent Rating: 2851 + 1739 = 4590 votes 1739

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
3910 Current Rating: 3910 + 4871 = 8781 votesCurrent Rating: 3910 + 4871 = 8781 votes 4871

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
3296 Current Rating: 3296 + 1926 = 5222 votesCurrent Rating: 3296 + 1926 = 5222 votes 1926

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
2397 Current Rating: 2397 + 2444 = 4841 votesCurrent Rating: 2397 + 2444 = 4841 votes 2444

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
17671 Current Rating: 17671 + 17145 = 34816 votesCurrent Rating: 17671 + 17145 = 34816 votes 17145

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
14388 Current Rating: 14388 + 14667 = 29055 votesCurrent Rating: 14388 + 14667 = 29055 votes 14667

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
1184 Current Rating: 1184 + 1171 = 2355 votesCurrent Rating: 1184 + 1171 = 2355 votes 1171

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
5631 Current Rating: 5631 + 6765 = 12396 votesCurrent Rating: 5631 + 6765 = 12396 votes 6765

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
4647 Current Rating: 4647 + 3872 = 8519 votesCurrent Rating: 4647 + 3872 = 8519 votes 3872

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
2076 Current Rating: 2076 + 1932 = 4008 votesCurrent Rating: 2076 + 1932 = 4008 votes 1932

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1727 Current Rating: 1727 + 1940 = 3667 votesCurrent Rating: 1727 + 1940 = 3667 votes 1940

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2839 Current Rating: 2839 + 4232 = 7071 votesCurrent Rating: 2839 + 4232 = 7071 votes 4232


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
13215 Current Rating: 13215 + 13803 = 27018 votesCurrent Rating: 13215 + 13803 = 27018 votes 13803

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1792 Current Rating: 1792 + 1297 = 3089 votesCurrent Rating: 1792 + 1297 = 3089 votes 1297

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
5842 Current Rating: 5842 + 8539 = 14381 votesCurrent Rating: 5842 + 8539 = 14381 votes 8539

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
3377 Current Rating: 3377 + 3468 = 6845 votesCurrent Rating: 3377 + 3468 = 6845 votes 3468

[864] 24: You look grumpy
2172 Current Rating: 2172 + 1860 = 4032 votesCurrent Rating: 2172 + 1860 = 4032 votes 1860

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1919 Current Rating: 1919 + 2511 = 4430 votesCurrent Rating: 1919 + 2511 = 4430 votes 2511

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
5635 Current Rating: 5635 + 5462 = 11097 votesCurrent Rating: 5635 + 5462 = 11097 votes 5462

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
2517 Current Rating: 2517 + 2875 = 5392 votesCurrent Rating: 2517 + 2875 = 5392 votes 2875

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1775 Current Rating: 1775 + 1766 = 3541 votesCurrent Rating: 1775 + 1766 = 3541 votes 1766

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1381 = 2691 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1381 = 2691 votes 1381

[858] 16: I work for the bank
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 1850 = 3898 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 1850 = 3898 votes 1850

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
2067 Current Rating: 2067 + 1525 = 3592 votesCurrent Rating: 2067 + 1525 = 3592 votes 1525

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2991 Current Rating: 2991 + 3669 = 6660 votesCurrent Rating: 2991 + 3669 = 6660 votes 3669

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1903 Current Rating: 1903 + 1700 = 3603 votesCurrent Rating: 1903 + 1700 = 3603 votes 1700

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1758 Current Rating: 1758 + 2643 = 4401 votesCurrent Rating: 1758 + 2643 = 4401 votes 2643

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1868 Current Rating: 1868 + 1448 = 3316 votesCurrent Rating: 1868 + 1448 = 3316 votes 1448

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 1303 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 1303 = 2605 votes 1303

[851] 5: I can
7641 Current Rating: 7641 + 7816 = 15457 votesCurrent Rating: 7641 + 7816 = 15457 votes 7816

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
15364 Current Rating: 15364 + 13886 = 29250 votesCurrent Rating: 15364 + 13886 = 29250 votes 13886

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
10156 Current Rating: 10156 + 9580 = 19736 votesCurrent Rating: 10156 + 9580 = 19736 votes 9580


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
7502 Current Rating: 7502 + 7605 = 15107 votesCurrent Rating: 7502 + 7605 = 15107 votes 7605

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
5345 Current Rating: 5345 + 6069 = 11414 votesCurrent Rating: 5345 + 6069 = 11414 votes 6069

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
13584 Current Rating: 13584 + 19106 = 32690 votesCurrent Rating: 13584 + 19106 = 32690 votes 19106

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
2251 Current Rating: 2251 + 2309 = 4560 votesCurrent Rating: 2251 + 2309 = 4560 votes 2309

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
3274 Current Rating: 3274 + 2923 = 6197 votesCurrent Rating: 3274 + 2923 = 6197 votes 2923

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
6179 Current Rating: 6179 + 6430 = 12609 votesCurrent Rating: 6179 + 6430 = 12609 votes 6430

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
2758 Current Rating: 2758 + 2376 = 5134 votesCurrent Rating: 2758 + 2376 = 5134 votes 2376

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
4280 Current Rating: 4280 + 5406 = 9686 votesCurrent Rating: 4280 + 5406 = 9686 votes 5406

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
2549 Current Rating: 2549 + 2315 = 4864 votesCurrent Rating: 2549 + 2315 = 4864 votes 2315

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
46782 Current Rating: 46782 + 41892 = 88674 votesCurrent Rating: 46782 + 41892 = 88674 votes 41892

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2696 Current Rating: 2696 + 3859 = 6555 votesCurrent Rating: 2696 + 3859 = 6555 votes 3859

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
4061 Current Rating: 4061 + 3518 = 7579 votesCurrent Rating: 4061 + 3518 = 7579 votes 3518

[836] 7: You look pissed
11653 Current Rating: 11653 + 12943 = 24596 votesCurrent Rating: 11653 + 12943 = 24596 votes 12943

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
5648 Current Rating: 5648 + 7066 = 12714 votesCurrent Rating: 5648 + 7066 = 12714 votes 7066

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
2256 Current Rating: 2256 + 2746 = 5002 votesCurrent Rating: 2256 + 2746 = 5002 votes 2746

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
2908 Current Rating: 2908 + 2637 = 5545 votesCurrent Rating: 2908 + 2637 = 5545 votes 2637

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
10511 Current Rating: 10511 + 11076 = 21587 votesCurrent Rating: 10511 + 11076 = 21587 votes 11076


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
3452 Current Rating: 3452 + 3180 = 6632 votesCurrent Rating: 3452 + 3180 = 6632 votes 3180

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1825 Current Rating: 1825 + 1590 = 3415 votesCurrent Rating: 1825 + 1590 = 3415 votes 1590

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
2814 Current Rating: 2814 + 2442 = 5256 votesCurrent Rating: 2814 + 2442 = 5256 votes 2442

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
2542 Current Rating: 2542 + 2183 = 4725 votesCurrent Rating: 2542 + 2183 = 4725 votes 2183

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
5570 Current Rating: 5570 + 6949 = 12519 votesCurrent Rating: 5570 + 6949 = 12519 votes 6949

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
2522 Current Rating: 2522 + 2372 = 4894 votesCurrent Rating: 2522 + 2372 = 4894 votes 2372

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
2005 Current Rating: 2005 + 2058 = 4063 votesCurrent Rating: 2005 + 2058 = 4063 votes 2058

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
9019 Current Rating: 9019 + 7481 = 16500 votesCurrent Rating: 9019 + 7481 = 16500 votes 7481

[823] 18: You look miserable
2073 Current Rating: 2073 + 1933 = 4006 votesCurrent Rating: 2073 + 1933 = 4006 votes 1933

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
3333 Current Rating: 3333 + 3563 = 6896 votesCurrent Rating: 3333 + 3563 = 6896 votes 3563

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
2668 Current Rating: 2668 + 2444 = 5112 votesCurrent Rating: 2668 + 2444 = 5112 votes 2444

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
3542 Current Rating: 3542 + 2706 = 6248 votesCurrent Rating: 3542 + 2706 = 6248 votes 2706

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1975 Current Rating: 1975 + 2412 = 4387 votesCurrent Rating: 1975 + 2412 = 4387 votes 2412

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1890 Current Rating: 1890 + 1587 = 3477 votesCurrent Rating: 1890 + 1587 = 3477 votes 1587

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1619 Current Rating: 1619 + 1611 = 3230 votesCurrent Rating: 1619 + 1611 = 3230 votes 1611

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
2562 Current Rating: 2562 + 1998 = 4560 votesCurrent Rating: 2562 + 1998 = 4560 votes 1998

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1795 Current Rating: 1795 + 1465 = 3260 votesCurrent Rating: 1795 + 1465 = 3260 votes 1465

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1357 = 2915 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1357 = 2915 votes 1357

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1747 Current Rating: 1747 + 1943 = 3690 votesCurrent Rating: 1747 + 1943 = 3690 votes 1943

[812] 1: You look distracted
2434 Current Rating: 2434 + 1735 = 4169 votesCurrent Rating: 2434 + 1735 = 4169 votes 1735


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
2655 Current Rating: 2655 + 2691 = 5346 votesCurrent Rating: 2655 + 2691 = 5346 votes 2691

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
7242 Current Rating: 7242 + 7064 = 14306 votesCurrent Rating: 7242 + 7064 = 14306 votes 7064

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
69123 Current Rating: 69123 + 65806 = 134929 votesCurrent Rating: 69123 + 65806 = 134929 votes 65806

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
8298 Current Rating: 8298 + 6477 = 14775 votesCurrent Rating: 8298 + 6477 = 14775 votes 6477

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1852 Current Rating: 1852 + 1803 = 3655 votesCurrent Rating: 1852 + 1803 = 3655 votes 1803

[806] 23: Sign here please
1836 Current Rating: 1836 + 1737 = 3573 votesCurrent Rating: 1836 + 1737 = 3573 votes 1737

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1732 Current Rating: 1732 + 1657 = 3389 votesCurrent Rating: 1732 + 1657 = 3389 votes 1657

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
2130 Current Rating: 2130 + 2369 = 4499 votesCurrent Rating: 2130 + 2369 = 4499 votes 2369

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1710 Current Rating: 1710 + 1751 = 3461 votesCurrent Rating: 1710 + 1751 = 3461 votes 1751

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
3673 Current Rating: 3673 + 2916 = 6589 votesCurrent Rating: 3673 + 2916 = 6589 votes 2916

[801] 16: Baby, let
7047 Current Rating: 7047 + 6760 = 13807 votesCurrent Rating: 7047 + 6760 = 13807 votes 6760

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1902 Current Rating: 1902 + 2164 = 4066 votesCurrent Rating: 1902 + 2164 = 4066 votes 2164

[799] 14: Every night it
7677 Current Rating: 7677 + 8362 = 16039 votesCurrent Rating: 7677 + 8362 = 16039 votes 8362

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 1830 = 3506 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 1830 = 3506 votes 1830

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1754 = 3557 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1754 = 3557 votes 1754

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1924 Current Rating: 1924 + 1690 = 3614 votesCurrent Rating: 1924 + 1690 = 3614 votes 1690

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
224648 Current Rating: 224648 + 209384 = 434032 votesCurrent Rating: 224648 + 209384 = 434032 votes 209384

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1727 Current Rating: 1727 + 1519 = 3246 votesCurrent Rating: 1727 + 1519 = 3246 votes 1519






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