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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
3126 Current Rating: 3126 + 2833 = 5959 votesCurrent Rating: 3126 + 2833 = 5959 votes 2833

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 983 = 2438 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 983 = 2438 votes 983

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
7868 Current Rating: 7868 + 9147 = 17015 votesCurrent Rating: 7868 + 9147 = 17015 votes 9147

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1723 Current Rating: 1723 + 1611 = 3334 votesCurrent Rating: 1723 + 1611 = 3334 votes 1611

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1217 = 2746 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1217 = 2746 votes 1217

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1773 Current Rating: 1773 + 1695 = 3468 votesCurrent Rating: 1773 + 1695 = 3468 votes 1695

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1569 Current Rating: 1569 + 1555 = 3124 votesCurrent Rating: 1569 + 1555 = 3124 votes 1555

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
9124 Current Rating: 9124 + 10911 = 20035 votesCurrent Rating: 9124 + 10911 = 20035 votes 10911

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
3678 Current Rating: 3678 + 4772 = 8450 votesCurrent Rating: 3678 + 4772 = 8450 votes 4772

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
5983 Current Rating: 5983 + 5803 = 11786 votesCurrent Rating: 5983 + 5803 = 11786 votes 5803

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
2185 Current Rating: 2185 + 1437 = 3622 votesCurrent Rating: 2185 + 1437 = 3622 votes 1437

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1843 Current Rating: 1843 + 1466 = 3309 votesCurrent Rating: 1843 + 1466 = 3309 votes 1466


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1263 = 2740 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1263 = 2740 votes 1263

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
1985 Current Rating: 1985 + 1555 = 3540 votesCurrent Rating: 1985 + 1555 = 3540 votes 1555

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
2094 Current Rating: 2094 + 1586 = 3680 votesCurrent Rating: 2094 + 1586 = 3680 votes 1586

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1497 Current Rating: 1497 + 1249 = 2746 votesCurrent Rating: 1497 + 1249 = 2746 votes 1249

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1852 Current Rating: 1852 + 1732 = 3584 votesCurrent Rating: 1852 + 1732 = 3584 votes 1732

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
2138 Current Rating: 2138 + 1611 = 3749 votesCurrent Rating: 2138 + 1611 = 3749 votes 1611

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1381 = 2758 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1381 = 2758 votes 1381

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
2033 Current Rating: 2033 + 1681 = 3714 votesCurrent Rating: 2033 + 1681 = 3714 votes 1681

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
2201 Current Rating: 2201 + 1799 = 4000 votesCurrent Rating: 2201 + 1799 = 4000 votes 1799

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 1323 = 2970 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 1323 = 2970 votes 1323

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
3267 Current Rating: 3267 + 2233 = 5500 votesCurrent Rating: 3267 + 2233 = 5500 votes 2233

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
2935 Current Rating: 2935 + 1608 = 4543 votesCurrent Rating: 2935 + 1608 = 4543 votes 1608

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
6856 Current Rating: 6856 + 6175 = 13031 votesCurrent Rating: 6856 + 6175 = 13031 votes 6175

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
2709 Current Rating: 2709 + 2308 = 5017 votesCurrent Rating: 2709 + 2308 = 5017 votes 2308

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1194 = 2511 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1194 = 2511 votes 1194

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1266 = 2433 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1266 = 2433 votes 1266

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1505 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1505 = 2964 votes 1505

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6738 Current Rating: 6738 + 7379 = 14117 votesCurrent Rating: 6738 + 7379 = 14117 votes 7379

[995] 5: Back already?
1255 Current Rating: 1255 + 1413 = 2668 votesCurrent Rating: 1255 + 1413 = 2668 votes 1413

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1713 Current Rating: 1713 + 1408 = 3121 votesCurrent Rating: 1713 + 1408 = 3121 votes 1408

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
3949 Current Rating: 3949 + 2790 = 6739 votesCurrent Rating: 3949 + 2790 = 6739 votes 2790


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2525 Current Rating: 2525 + 2366 = 4891 votesCurrent Rating: 2525 + 2366 = 4891 votes 2366

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5446 Current Rating: 5446 + 6041 = 11487 votesCurrent Rating: 5446 + 6041 = 11487 votes 6041

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1469 = 3210 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1469 = 3210 votes 1469

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1355 Current Rating: 1355 + 1443 = 2798 votesCurrent Rating: 1355 + 1443 = 2798 votes 1443

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
2394 Current Rating: 2394 + 1705 = 4099 votesCurrent Rating: 2394 + 1705 = 4099 votes 1705

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
3495 Current Rating: 3495 + 2645 = 6140 votesCurrent Rating: 3495 + 2645 = 6140 votes 2645

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
2033 Current Rating: 2033 + 2071 = 4104 votesCurrent Rating: 2033 + 2071 = 4104 votes 2071

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
3859 Current Rating: 3859 + 3123 = 6982 votesCurrent Rating: 3859 + 3123 = 6982 votes 3123

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1921 Current Rating: 1921 + 1664 = 3585 votesCurrent Rating: 1921 + 1664 = 3585 votes 1664

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1403 = 2674 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1403 = 2674 votes 1403

[982] 17: Today s science class
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1250 = 2842 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1250 = 2842 votes 1250

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1458 Current Rating: 1458 + 1437 = 2895 votesCurrent Rating: 1458 + 1437 = 2895 votes 1437

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 1076 = 2081 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 1076 = 2081 votes 1076

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1891 Current Rating: 1891 + 2460 = 4351 votesCurrent Rating: 1891 + 2460 = 4351 votes 2460

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26888 Current Rating: 26888 + 26315 = 53203 votesCurrent Rating: 26888 + 26315 = 53203 votes 26315

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
2256 Current Rating: 2256 + 2481 = 4737 votesCurrent Rating: 2256 + 2481 = 4737 votes 2481

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 1142 = 2456 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 1142 = 2456 votes 1142

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
2175 Current Rating: 2175 + 2058 = 4233 votesCurrent Rating: 2175 + 2058 = 4233 votes 2058

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
4623 Current Rating: 4623 + 4495 = 9118 votesCurrent Rating: 4623 + 4495 = 9118 votes 4495

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1881 Current Rating: 1881 + 2309 = 4190 votesCurrent Rating: 1881 + 2309 = 4190 votes 2309

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1772 = 3300 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1772 = 3300 votes 1772

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
1621 Current Rating: 1621 + 1571 = 3192 votesCurrent Rating: 1621 + 1571 = 3192 votes 1571


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1588 = 2895 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1588 = 2895 votes 1588

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1765 = 3220 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1765 = 3220 votes 1765

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1452 Current Rating: 1452 + 1549 = 3001 votesCurrent Rating: 1452 + 1549 = 3001 votes 1549

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 1471 = 3142 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 1471 = 3142 votes 1471

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4619 Current Rating: 4619 + 4073 = 8692 votesCurrent Rating: 4619 + 4073 = 8692 votes 4073

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1955 Current Rating: 1955 + 1771 = 3726 votesCurrent Rating: 1955 + 1771 = 3726 votes 1771

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
2253 Current Rating: 2253 + 1791 = 4044 votesCurrent Rating: 2253 + 1791 = 4044 votes 1791

[963] 17: Knock knock!
3074 Current Rating: 3074 + 3189 = 6263 votesCurrent Rating: 3074 + 3189 = 6263 votes 3189

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1350 = 2609 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1350 = 2609 votes 1350

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30359 Current Rating: 30359 + 30379 = 60738 votesCurrent Rating: 30359 + 30379 = 60738 votes 30379

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1706 = 3333 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1706 = 3333 votes 1706

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
2515 Current Rating: 2515 + 2169 = 4684 votesCurrent Rating: 2515 + 2169 = 4684 votes 2169

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1182 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1182 = 2480 votes 1182

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 935 = 2414 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 935 = 2414 votes 935

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
2078 Current Rating: 2078 + 1515 = 3593 votesCurrent Rating: 2078 + 1515 = 3593 votes 1515

[955] 5: So, what s news?
2115 Current Rating: 2115 + 1395 = 3510 votesCurrent Rating: 2115 + 1395 = 3510 votes 1395

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 1099 = 2261 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 1099 = 2261 votes 1099

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1457 Current Rating: 1457 + 1258 = 2715 votesCurrent Rating: 1457 + 1258 = 2715 votes 1258

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1024 = 2201 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1024 = 2201 votes 1024


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 1089 = 2376 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 1089 = 2376 votes 1089

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
812 Current Rating: 812 + 857 = 1669 votesCurrent Rating: 812 + 857 = 1669 votes 857

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1610 Current Rating: 1610 + 1670 = 3280 votesCurrent Rating: 1610 + 1670 = 3280 votes 1670

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
2013 Current Rating: 2013 + 1658 = 3671 votesCurrent Rating: 2013 + 1658 = 3671 votes 1658

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
2109 Current Rating: 2109 + 2034 = 4143 votesCurrent Rating: 2109 + 2034 = 4143 votes 2034

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
1470 Current Rating: 1470 + 1606 = 3076 votesCurrent Rating: 1470 + 1606 = 3076 votes 1606

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
2133 Current Rating: 2133 + 1870 = 4003 votesCurrent Rating: 2133 + 1870 = 4003 votes 1870

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
4338 Current Rating: 4338 + 5826 = 10164 votesCurrent Rating: 4338 + 5826 = 10164 votes 5826

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1679 Current Rating: 1679 + 1540 = 3219 votesCurrent Rating: 1679 + 1540 = 3219 votes 1540

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
3595 Current Rating: 3595 + 3178 = 6773 votesCurrent Rating: 3595 + 3178 = 6773 votes 3178

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
2656 Current Rating: 2656 + 2605 = 5261 votesCurrent Rating: 2656 + 2605 = 5261 votes 2605

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
6496 Current Rating: 6496 + 6376 = 12872 votesCurrent Rating: 6496 + 6376 = 12872 votes 6376

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1733 Current Rating: 1733 + 1717 = 3450 votesCurrent Rating: 1733 + 1717 = 3450 votes 1717

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1274 = 2542 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1274 = 2542 votes 1274

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1751 Current Rating: 1751 + 1631 = 3382 votesCurrent Rating: 1751 + 1631 = 3382 votes 1631

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 1354 = 2740 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 1354 = 2740 votes 1354

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1251 = 2564 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1251 = 2564 votes 1251

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1906 Current Rating: 1906 + 1580 = 3486 votesCurrent Rating: 1906 + 1580 = 3486 votes 1580

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1459 = 3072 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1459 = 3072 votes 1459


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
4457 Current Rating: 4457 + 4649 = 9106 votesCurrent Rating: 4457 + 4649 = 9106 votes 4649

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
1341 Current Rating: 1341 + 1264 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1341 + 1264 = 2605 votes 1264

[930] 29: I need your help
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 1039 = 2172 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 1039 = 2172 votes 1039

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
3806 Current Rating: 3806 + 3658 = 7464 votesCurrent Rating: 3806 + 3658 = 7464 votes 3658

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
977 Current Rating: 977 + 849 = 1826 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 849 = 1826 votes 849

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
2032 Current Rating: 2032 + 1760 = 3792 votesCurrent Rating: 2032 + 1760 = 3792 votes 1760

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1694 Current Rating: 1694 + 1476 = 3170 votesCurrent Rating: 1694 + 1476 = 3170 votes 1476

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2855 Current Rating: 2855 + 2473 = 5328 votesCurrent Rating: 2855 + 2473 = 5328 votes 2473

[924] 19: Did things go well?
3234 Current Rating: 3234 + 2896 = 6130 votesCurrent Rating: 3234 + 2896 = 6130 votes 2896

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2750 Current Rating: 2750 + 2024 = 4774 votesCurrent Rating: 2750 + 2024 = 4774 votes 2024

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
9515 Current Rating: 9515 + 9062 = 18577 votesCurrent Rating: 9515 + 9062 = 18577 votes 9062

[921] 16: You look wretched
4615 Current Rating: 4615 + 4689 = 9304 votesCurrent Rating: 4615 + 4689 = 9304 votes 4689

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31598 Current Rating: 31598 + 34485 = 66083 votesCurrent Rating: 31598 + 34485 = 66083 votes 34485

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
7672 Current Rating: 7672 + 9273 = 16945 votesCurrent Rating: 7672 + 9273 = 16945 votes 9273

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
3295 Current Rating: 3295 + 2645 = 5940 votesCurrent Rating: 3295 + 2645 = 5940 votes 2645

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
281480 Current Rating: 281480 + 296253 = 577733 votesCurrent Rating: 281480 + 296253 = 577733 votes 296253

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
61472 Current Rating: 61472 + 65930 = 127402 votesCurrent Rating: 61472 + 65930 = 127402 votes 65930

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
6489 Current Rating: 6489 + 7691 = 14180 votesCurrent Rating: 6489 + 7691 = 14180 votes 7691

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
3388 Current Rating: 3388 + 2778 = 6166 votesCurrent Rating: 3388 + 2778 = 6166 votes 2778

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
2064 Current Rating: 2064 + 2678 = 4742 votesCurrent Rating: 2064 + 2678 = 4742 votes 2678

[912] 3: Good morning all
2439 Current Rating: 2439 + 2516 = 4955 votesCurrent Rating: 2439 + 2516 = 4955 votes 2516

[911] 2: He s cute ...
3117 Current Rating: 3117 + 3053 = 6170 votesCurrent Rating: 3117 + 3053 = 6170 votes 3053

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
6916 Current Rating: 6916 + 6376 = 13292 votesCurrent Rating: 6916 + 6376 = 13292 votes 6376


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
75986 Current Rating: 75986 + 88199 = 164185 votesCurrent Rating: 75986 + 88199 = 164185 votes 88199

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
4404 Current Rating: 4404 + 3129 = 7533 votesCurrent Rating: 4404 + 3129 = 7533 votes 3129

[907] 26: Knock knock!
2082 Current Rating: 2082 + 2127 = 4209 votesCurrent Rating: 2082 + 2127 = 4209 votes 2127

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
2150 Current Rating: 2150 + 2160 = 4310 votesCurrent Rating: 2150 + 2160 = 4310 votes 2160

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1980 Current Rating: 1980 + 1850 = 3830 votesCurrent Rating: 1980 + 1850 = 3830 votes 1850

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2426 Current Rating: 2426 + 2417 = 4843 votesCurrent Rating: 2426 + 2417 = 4843 votes 2417

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
4241 Current Rating: 4241 + 5245 = 9486 votesCurrent Rating: 4241 + 5245 = 9486 votes 5245

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
5914 Current Rating: 5914 + 5056 = 10970 votesCurrent Rating: 5914 + 5056 = 10970 votes 5056

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
2389 Current Rating: 2389 + 2191 = 4580 votesCurrent Rating: 2389 + 2191 = 4580 votes 2191

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
3397 Current Rating: 3397 + 3410 = 6807 votesCurrent Rating: 3397 + 3410 = 6807 votes 3410

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1884 Current Rating: 1884 + 1757 = 3641 votesCurrent Rating: 1884 + 1757 = 3641 votes 1757

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
10577 Current Rating: 10577 + 11379 = 21956 votesCurrent Rating: 10577 + 11379 = 21956 votes 11379

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
26816 Current Rating: 26816 + 27456 = 54272 votesCurrent Rating: 26816 + 27456 = 54272 votes 27456

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
33212 Current Rating: 33212 + 33303 = 66515 votesCurrent Rating: 33212 + 33303 = 66515 votes 33303

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1924 = 3694 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1924 = 3694 votes 1924

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2446 Current Rating: 2446 + 1932 = 4378 votesCurrent Rating: 2446 + 1932 = 4378 votes 1932

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1984 Current Rating: 1984 + 1971 = 3955 votesCurrent Rating: 1984 + 1971 = 3955 votes 1971

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1754 Current Rating: 1754 + 1554 = 3308 votesCurrent Rating: 1754 + 1554 = 3308 votes 1554

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
2944 Current Rating: 2944 + 1726 = 4670 votesCurrent Rating: 2944 + 1726 = 4670 votes 1726


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1931 Current Rating: 1931 + 1529 = 3460 votesCurrent Rating: 1931 + 1529 = 3460 votes 1529

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1992 Current Rating: 1992 + 1836 = 3828 votesCurrent Rating: 1992 + 1836 = 3828 votes 1836

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
2045 Current Rating: 2045 + 1772 = 3817 votesCurrent Rating: 2045 + 1772 = 3817 votes 1772

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
9658 Current Rating: 9658 + 11339 = 20997 votesCurrent Rating: 9658 + 11339 = 20997 votes 11339

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
2157 Current Rating: 2157 + 1937 = 4094 votesCurrent Rating: 2157 + 1937 = 4094 votes 1937

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1699 Current Rating: 1699 + 1709 = 3408 votesCurrent Rating: 1699 + 1709 = 3408 votes 1709

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1722 = 3298 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1722 = 3298 votes 1722

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1410 = 2802 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1410 = 2802 votes 1410

[882] 21: Yes ...
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1400 = 2760 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1400 = 2760 votes 1400

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1869 Current Rating: 1869 + 1702 = 3571 votesCurrent Rating: 1869 + 1702 = 3571 votes 1702

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
3146 Current Rating: 3146 + 1853 = 4999 votesCurrent Rating: 3146 + 1853 = 4999 votes 1853

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
4185 Current Rating: 4185 + 5147 = 9332 votesCurrent Rating: 4185 + 5147 = 9332 votes 5147

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
3652 Current Rating: 3652 + 6054 = 9706 votesCurrent Rating: 3652 + 6054 = 9706 votes 6054

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
2533 Current Rating: 2533 + 2529 = 5062 votesCurrent Rating: 2533 + 2529 = 5062 votes 2529

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
18275 Current Rating: 18275 + 17395 = 35670 votesCurrent Rating: 18275 + 17395 = 35670 votes 17395

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
15461 Current Rating: 15461 + 16128 = 31589 votesCurrent Rating: 15461 + 16128 = 31589 votes 16128

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 1245 = 2508 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 1245 = 2508 votes 1245

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
6452 Current Rating: 6452 + 7190 = 13642 votesCurrent Rating: 6452 + 7190 = 13642 votes 7190

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
5153 Current Rating: 5153 + 4042 = 9195 votesCurrent Rating: 5153 + 4042 = 9195 votes 4042

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
2183 Current Rating: 2183 + 2020 = 4203 votesCurrent Rating: 2183 + 2020 = 4203 votes 2020

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 2060 = 3863 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 2060 = 3863 votes 2060

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
3230 Current Rating: 3230 + 4519 = 7749 votesCurrent Rating: 3230 + 4519 = 7749 votes 4519


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
13597 Current Rating: 13597 + 14426 = 28023 votesCurrent Rating: 13597 + 14426 = 28023 votes 14426

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1924 Current Rating: 1924 + 1384 = 3308 votesCurrent Rating: 1924 + 1384 = 3308 votes 1384

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
6796 Current Rating: 6796 + 9108 = 15904 votesCurrent Rating: 6796 + 9108 = 15904 votes 9108

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
3628 Current Rating: 3628 + 3733 = 7361 votesCurrent Rating: 3628 + 3733 = 7361 votes 3733

[864] 24: You look grumpy
2266 Current Rating: 2266 + 1929 = 4195 votesCurrent Rating: 2266 + 1929 = 4195 votes 1929

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
2007 Current Rating: 2007 + 2642 = 4649 votesCurrent Rating: 2007 + 2642 = 4649 votes 2642

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
6504 Current Rating: 6504 + 5799 = 12303 votesCurrent Rating: 6504 + 5799 = 12303 votes 5799

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
2713 Current Rating: 2713 + 3046 = 5759 votesCurrent Rating: 2713 + 3046 = 5759 votes 3046

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1860 Current Rating: 1860 + 1841 = 3701 votesCurrent Rating: 1860 + 1841 = 3701 votes 1841

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1460 = 2847 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1460 = 2847 votes 1460

[858] 16: I work for the bank
2130 Current Rating: 2130 + 1924 = 4054 votesCurrent Rating: 2130 + 1924 = 4054 votes 1924

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 1650 = 3844 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 1650 = 3844 votes 1650

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
3320 Current Rating: 3320 + 3947 = 7267 votesCurrent Rating: 3320 + 3947 = 7267 votes 3947

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1970 Current Rating: 1970 + 1772 = 3742 votesCurrent Rating: 1970 + 1772 = 3742 votes 1772

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1818 Current Rating: 1818 + 2748 = 4566 votesCurrent Rating: 1818 + 2748 = 4566 votes 2748

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1993 Current Rating: 1993 + 1540 = 3533 votesCurrent Rating: 1993 + 1540 = 3533 votes 1540

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1417 = 2835 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1417 = 2835 votes 1417

[851] 5: I can
8509 Current Rating: 8509 + 8043 = 16552 votesCurrent Rating: 8509 + 8043 = 16552 votes 8043

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
16126 Current Rating: 16126 + 17804 = 33930 votesCurrent Rating: 16126 + 17804 = 33930 votes 17804

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
11079 Current Rating: 11079 + 9938 = 21017 votesCurrent Rating: 11079 + 9938 = 21017 votes 9938


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
8030 Current Rating: 8030 + 7839 = 15869 votesCurrent Rating: 8030 + 7839 = 15869 votes 7839

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
5926 Current Rating: 5926 + 6405 = 12331 votesCurrent Rating: 5926 + 6405 = 12331 votes 6405

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
14963 Current Rating: 14963 + 23229 = 38192 votesCurrent Rating: 14963 + 23229 = 38192 votes 23229

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
2354 Current Rating: 2354 + 2399 = 4753 votesCurrent Rating: 2354 + 2399 = 4753 votes 2399

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
3529 Current Rating: 3529 + 3039 = 6568 votesCurrent Rating: 3529 + 3039 = 6568 votes 3039

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
7002 Current Rating: 7002 + 6874 = 13876 votesCurrent Rating: 7002 + 6874 = 13876 votes 6874

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
3038 Current Rating: 3038 + 2510 = 5548 votesCurrent Rating: 3038 + 2510 = 5548 votes 2510

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
4678 Current Rating: 4678 + 5752 = 10430 votesCurrent Rating: 4678 + 5752 = 10430 votes 5752

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
2719 Current Rating: 2719 + 2436 = 5155 votesCurrent Rating: 2719 + 2436 = 5155 votes 2436

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
49454 Current Rating: 49454 + 53633 = 103087 votesCurrent Rating: 49454 + 53633 = 103087 votes 53633

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2954 Current Rating: 2954 + 4062 = 7016 votesCurrent Rating: 2954 + 4062 = 7016 votes 4062

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
4335 Current Rating: 4335 + 3716 = 8051 votesCurrent Rating: 4335 + 3716 = 8051 votes 3716

[836] 7: You look pissed
12779 Current Rating: 12779 + 13947 = 26726 votesCurrent Rating: 12779 + 13947 = 26726 votes 13947

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
6604 Current Rating: 6604 + 7244 = 13848 votesCurrent Rating: 6604 + 7244 = 13848 votes 7244

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
2425 Current Rating: 2425 + 2906 = 5331 votesCurrent Rating: 2425 + 2906 = 5331 votes 2906

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
3090 Current Rating: 3090 + 2753 = 5843 votesCurrent Rating: 3090 + 2753 = 5843 votes 2753

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
11273 Current Rating: 11273 + 11420 = 22693 votesCurrent Rating: 11273 + 11420 = 22693 votes 11420


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 3456 = 7285 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 3456 = 7285 votes 3456

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1913 Current Rating: 1913 + 1686 = 3599 votesCurrent Rating: 1913 + 1686 = 3599 votes 1686

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
3147 Current Rating: 3147 + 2594 = 5741 votesCurrent Rating: 3147 + 2594 = 5741 votes 2594

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
2758 Current Rating: 2758 + 2338 = 5096 votesCurrent Rating: 2758 + 2338 = 5096 votes 2338

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
5702 Current Rating: 5702 + 7164 = 12866 votesCurrent Rating: 5702 + 7164 = 12866 votes 7164

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
2764 Current Rating: 2764 + 2583 = 5347 votesCurrent Rating: 2764 + 2583 = 5347 votes 2583

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
2101 Current Rating: 2101 + 2142 = 4243 votesCurrent Rating: 2101 + 2142 = 4243 votes 2142

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
9975 Current Rating: 9975 + 10804 = 20779 votesCurrent Rating: 9975 + 10804 = 20779 votes 10804

[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
3580 Current Rating: 3580 + 3793 = 7373 votesCurrent Rating: 3580 + 3793 = 7373 votes 3793

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
2817 Current Rating: 2817 + 2582 = 5399 votesCurrent Rating: 2817 + 2582 = 5399 votes 2582

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
3868 Current Rating: 3868 + 2836 = 6704 votesCurrent Rating: 3868 + 2836 = 6704 votes 2836

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
2086 Current Rating: 2086 + 2573 = 4659 votesCurrent Rating: 2086 + 2573 = 4659 votes 2573

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1961 Current Rating: 1961 + 1653 = 3614 votesCurrent Rating: 1961 + 1653 = 3614 votes 1653

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1696 Current Rating: 1696 + 1720 = 3416 votesCurrent Rating: 1696 + 1720 = 3416 votes 1720

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
2725 Current Rating: 2725 + 2120 = 4845 votesCurrent Rating: 2725 + 2120 = 4845 votes 2120

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1894 Current Rating: 1894 + 1552 = 3446 votesCurrent Rating: 1894 + 1552 = 3446 votes 1552

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1630 Current Rating: 1630 + 1412 = 3042 votesCurrent Rating: 1630 + 1412 = 3042 votes 1412

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1842 Current Rating: 1842 + 2059 = 3901 votesCurrent Rating: 1842 + 2059 = 3901 votes 2059

[812] 1: You look distracted
2568 Current Rating: 2568 + 1806 = 4374 votesCurrent Rating: 2568 + 1806 = 4374 votes 1806


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
2802 Current Rating: 2802 + 2832 = 5634 votesCurrent Rating: 2802 + 2832 = 5634 votes 2832

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
8291 Current Rating: 8291 + 7246 = 15537 votesCurrent Rating: 8291 + 7246 = 15537 votes 7246

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
58509 Current Rating: 58509 + 67405 = 125914 votesCurrent Rating: 58509 + 67405 = 125914 votes 67405

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
8966 Current Rating: 8966 + 9718 = 18684 votesCurrent Rating: 8966 + 9718 = 18684 votes 9718

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1954 Current Rating: 1954 + 1907 = 3861 votesCurrent Rating: 1954 + 1907 = 3861 votes 1907

[806] 23: Sign here please
1924 Current Rating: 1924 + 1820 = 3744 votesCurrent Rating: 1924 + 1820 = 3744 votes 1820

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 1721 = 3519 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 1721 = 3519 votes 1721

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1789 Current Rating: 1789 + 1814 = 3603 votesCurrent Rating: 1789 + 1814 = 3603 votes 1814

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
4061 Current Rating: 4061 + 3041 = 7102 votesCurrent Rating: 4061 + 3041 = 7102 votes 3041

[801] 16: Baby, let
7755 Current Rating: 7755 + 6927 = 14682 votesCurrent Rating: 7755 + 6927 = 14682 votes 6927

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1965 Current Rating: 1965 + 2230 = 4195 votesCurrent Rating: 1965 + 2230 = 4195 votes 2230

[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1716 Current Rating: 1716 + 1873 = 3589 votesCurrent Rating: 1716 + 1873 = 3589 votes 1873

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1878 Current Rating: 1878 + 1823 = 3701 votesCurrent Rating: 1878 + 1823 = 3701 votes 1823

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
2025 Current Rating: 2025 + 1773 = 3798 votesCurrent Rating: 2025 + 1773 = 3798 votes 1773

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
244647 Current Rating: 244647 + 253085 = 497732 votesCurrent Rating: 244647 + 253085 = 497732 votes 253085

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1812 Current Rating: 1812 + 1583 = 3395 votesCurrent Rating: 1812 + 1583 = 3395 votes 1583






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