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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
3536 Current Rating: 3536 + 3180 = 6716 votesCurrent Rating: 3536 + 3180 = 6716 votes 3180

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
1862 Current Rating: 1862 + 1257 = 3119 votesCurrent Rating: 1862 + 1257 = 3119 votes 1257

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
8265 Current Rating: 8265 + 9494 = 17759 votesCurrent Rating: 8265 + 9494 = 17759 votes 9494

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
2156 Current Rating: 2156 + 1965 = 4121 votesCurrent Rating: 2156 + 1965 = 4121 votes 1965

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1895 Current Rating: 1895 + 1471 = 3366 votesCurrent Rating: 1895 + 1471 = 3366 votes 1471

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
2154 Current Rating: 2154 + 1986 = 4140 votesCurrent Rating: 2154 + 1986 = 4140 votes 1986

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 1872 = 3850 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 1872 = 3850 votes 1872

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
9386 Current Rating: 9386 + 11116 = 20502 votesCurrent Rating: 9386 + 11116 = 20502 votes 11116

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
4089 Current Rating: 4089 + 5076 = 9165 votesCurrent Rating: 4089 + 5076 = 9165 votes 5076

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
6461 Current Rating: 6461 + 6105 = 12566 votesCurrent Rating: 6461 + 6105 = 12566 votes 6105

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
2550 Current Rating: 2550 + 1731 = 4281 votesCurrent Rating: 2550 + 1731 = 4281 votes 1731

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
2290 Current Rating: 2290 + 1815 = 4105 votesCurrent Rating: 2290 + 1815 = 4105 votes 1815


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1870 Current Rating: 1870 + 1528 = 3398 votesCurrent Rating: 1870 + 1528 = 3398 votes 1528

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
2472 Current Rating: 2472 + 1902 = 4374 votesCurrent Rating: 2472 + 1902 = 4374 votes 1902

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
2537 Current Rating: 2537 + 1953 = 4490 votesCurrent Rating: 2537 + 1953 = 4490 votes 1953

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1863 Current Rating: 1863 + 1524 = 3387 votesCurrent Rating: 1863 + 1524 = 3387 votes 1524

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
2257 Current Rating: 2257 + 2044 = 4301 votesCurrent Rating: 2257 + 2044 = 4301 votes 2044

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
2542 Current Rating: 2542 + 1934 = 4476 votesCurrent Rating: 2542 + 1934 = 4476 votes 1934

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
1813 Current Rating: 1813 + 1716 = 3529 votesCurrent Rating: 1813 + 1716 = 3529 votes 1716

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
2486 Current Rating: 2486 + 2035 = 4521 votesCurrent Rating: 2486 + 2035 = 4521 votes 2035

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
2615 Current Rating: 2615 + 2128 = 4743 votesCurrent Rating: 2615 + 2128 = 4743 votes 2128

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 1652 = 3721 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 1652 = 3721 votes 1652

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
3666 Current Rating: 3666 + 2566 = 6232 votesCurrent Rating: 3666 + 2566 = 6232 votes 2566

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
3355 Current Rating: 3355 + 1935 = 5290 votesCurrent Rating: 3355 + 1935 = 5290 votes 1935

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
7285 Current Rating: 7285 + 6545 = 13830 votesCurrent Rating: 7285 + 6545 = 13830 votes 6545

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
3110 Current Rating: 3110 + 2633 = 5743 votesCurrent Rating: 3110 + 2633 = 5743 votes 2633

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 1516 = 3170 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 1516 = 3170 votes 1516

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
1503 Current Rating: 1503 + 1601 = 3104 votesCurrent Rating: 1503 + 1601 = 3104 votes 1601

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
1813 Current Rating: 1813 + 1821 = 3634 votesCurrent Rating: 1813 + 1821 = 3634 votes 1821

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
7026 Current Rating: 7026 + 7644 = 14670 votesCurrent Rating: 7026 + 7644 = 14670 votes 7644

[995] 5: Back already?
1549 Current Rating: 1549 + 1699 = 3248 votesCurrent Rating: 1549 + 1699 = 3248 votes 1699

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 1670 = 3648 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 1670 = 3648 votes 1670

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
4355 Current Rating: 4355 + 3100 = 7455 votesCurrent Rating: 4355 + 3100 = 7455 votes 3100


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2842 Current Rating: 2842 + 2674 = 5516 votesCurrent Rating: 2842 + 2674 = 5516 votes 2674

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5775 Current Rating: 5775 + 6360 = 12135 votesCurrent Rating: 5775 + 6360 = 12135 votes 6360

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
2002 Current Rating: 2002 + 1723 = 3725 votesCurrent Rating: 2002 + 1723 = 3725 votes 1723

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1657 Current Rating: 1657 + 1738 = 3395 votesCurrent Rating: 1657 + 1738 = 3395 votes 1738

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
2803 Current Rating: 2803 + 2040 = 4843 votesCurrent Rating: 2803 + 2040 = 4843 votes 2040

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
3825 Current Rating: 3825 + 2955 = 6780 votesCurrent Rating: 3825 + 2955 = 6780 votes 2955

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
2353 Current Rating: 2353 + 2377 = 4730 votesCurrent Rating: 2353 + 2377 = 4730 votes 2377

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
4208 Current Rating: 4208 + 3458 = 7666 votesCurrent Rating: 4208 + 3458 = 7666 votes 3458

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
2260 Current Rating: 2260 + 1986 = 4246 votesCurrent Rating: 2260 + 1986 = 4246 votes 1986

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1707 = 3281 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1707 = 3281 votes 1707

[982] 17: Today s science class
1952 Current Rating: 1952 + 1556 = 3508 votesCurrent Rating: 1952 + 1556 = 3508 votes 1556

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1863 Current Rating: 1863 + 1795 = 3658 votesCurrent Rating: 1863 + 1795 = 3658 votes 1795

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1443 = 2828 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1443 = 2828 votes 1443

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
2270 Current Rating: 2270 + 2790 = 5060 votesCurrent Rating: 2270 + 2790 = 5060 votes 2790

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
27224 Current Rating: 27224 + 26582 = 53806 votesCurrent Rating: 27224 + 26582 = 53806 votes 26582

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
2644 Current Rating: 2644 + 2858 = 5502 votesCurrent Rating: 2644 + 2858 = 5502 votes 2858

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1432 = 3046 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1432 = 3046 votes 1432

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
2515 Current Rating: 2515 + 2364 = 4879 votesCurrent Rating: 2515 + 2364 = 4879 votes 2364

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
4981 Current Rating: 4981 + 4737 = 9718 votesCurrent Rating: 4981 + 4737 = 9718 votes 4737

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 2578 = 4772 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 2578 = 4772 votes 2578

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1865 Current Rating: 1865 + 2064 = 3929 votesCurrent Rating: 1865 + 2064 = 3929 votes 2064

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
2016 Current Rating: 2016 + 1921 = 3937 votesCurrent Rating: 2016 + 1921 = 3937 votes 1921


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
1648 Current Rating: 1648 + 1909 = 3557 votesCurrent Rating: 1648 + 1909 = 3557 votes 1909

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
1846 Current Rating: 1846 + 2121 = 3967 votesCurrent Rating: 1846 + 2121 = 3967 votes 2121

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1822 Current Rating: 1822 + 1886 = 3708 votesCurrent Rating: 1822 + 1886 = 3708 votes 1886

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
2012 Current Rating: 2012 + 1751 = 3763 votesCurrent Rating: 2012 + 1751 = 3763 votes 1751

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4988 Current Rating: 4988 + 4370 = 9358 votesCurrent Rating: 4988 + 4370 = 9358 votes 4370

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
2294 Current Rating: 2294 + 2070 = 4364 votesCurrent Rating: 2294 + 2070 = 4364 votes 2070

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
2558 Current Rating: 2558 + 2064 = 4622 votesCurrent Rating: 2558 + 2064 = 4622 votes 2064

[963] 17: Knock knock!
3477 Current Rating: 3477 + 3539 = 7016 votesCurrent Rating: 3477 + 3539 = 7016 votes 3539

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 1677 = 3276 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 1677 = 3276 votes 1677

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30688 Current Rating: 30688 + 30674 = 61362 votesCurrent Rating: 30688 + 30674 = 61362 votes 30674

[960] 12: We need your legal help
2026 Current Rating: 2026 + 2043 = 4069 votesCurrent Rating: 2026 + 2043 = 4069 votes 2043

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
2841 Current Rating: 2841 + 2447 = 5288 votesCurrent Rating: 2841 + 2447 = 5288 votes 2447

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1503 = 3129 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1503 = 3129 votes 1503

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1198 = 3003 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1198 = 3003 votes 1198

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
2406 Current Rating: 2406 + 1805 = 4211 votesCurrent Rating: 2406 + 1805 = 4211 votes 1805

[955] 5: So, what s news?
2478 Current Rating: 2478 + 1709 = 4187 votesCurrent Rating: 2478 + 1709 = 4187 votes 1709

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1461 = 2997 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1461 = 2997 votes 1461

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1518 = 3274 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1518 = 3274 votes 1518

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1389 = 2928 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1389 = 2928 votes 1389


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 1393 = 3039 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 1393 = 3039 votes 1393

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 1066 = 2132 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 1066 = 2132 votes 1066

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 2013 = 3991 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 2013 = 3991 votes 2013

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
2239 Current Rating: 2239 + 1858 = 4097 votesCurrent Rating: 2239 + 1858 = 4097 votes 1858

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
2530 Current Rating: 2530 + 2422 = 4952 votesCurrent Rating: 2530 + 2422 = 4952 votes 2422

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
1880 Current Rating: 1880 + 1943 = 3823 votesCurrent Rating: 1880 + 1943 = 3823 votes 1943

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
2539 Current Rating: 2539 + 2239 = 4778 votesCurrent Rating: 2539 + 2239 = 4778 votes 2239

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
4704 Current Rating: 4704 + 6086 = 10790 votesCurrent Rating: 4704 + 6086 = 10790 votes 6086

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
2076 Current Rating: 2076 + 1887 = 3963 votesCurrent Rating: 2076 + 1887 = 3963 votes 1887

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
3952 Current Rating: 3952 + 3521 = 7473 votesCurrent Rating: 3952 + 3521 = 7473 votes 3521

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
2981 Current Rating: 2981 + 2888 = 5869 votesCurrent Rating: 2981 + 2888 = 5869 votes 2888

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
6862 Current Rating: 6862 + 6721 = 13583 votesCurrent Rating: 6862 + 6721 = 13583 votes 6721

[939] 13: She s a hottie
2115 Current Rating: 2115 + 2053 = 4168 votesCurrent Rating: 2115 + 2053 = 4168 votes 2053

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
1610 Current Rating: 1610 + 1606 = 3216 votesCurrent Rating: 1610 + 1606 = 3216 votes 1606

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
2078 Current Rating: 2078 + 1904 = 3982 votesCurrent Rating: 2078 + 1904 = 3982 votes 1904

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1672 = 3411 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1672 = 3411 votes 1672

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
1637 Current Rating: 1637 + 1546 = 3183 votesCurrent Rating: 1637 + 1546 = 3183 votes 1546

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
2239 Current Rating: 2239 + 1901 = 4140 votesCurrent Rating: 2239 + 1901 = 4140 votes 1901

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1959 Current Rating: 1959 + 1764 = 3723 votesCurrent Rating: 1959 + 1764 = 3723 votes 1764


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
4774 Current Rating: 4774 + 4925 = 9699 votesCurrent Rating: 4774 + 4925 = 9699 votes 4925

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1573 = 3266 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1573 = 3266 votes 1573

[930] 29: I need your help
1448 Current Rating: 1448 + 1346 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1448 + 1346 = 2794 votes 1346

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
4120 Current Rating: 4120 + 3969 = 8089 votesCurrent Rating: 4120 + 3969 = 8089 votes 3969

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1147 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1147 = 2428 votes 1147

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
2396 Current Rating: 2396 + 2092 = 4488 votesCurrent Rating: 2396 + 2092 = 4488 votes 2092

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
2085 Current Rating: 2085 + 1804 = 3889 votesCurrent Rating: 2085 + 1804 = 3889 votes 1804

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
3259 Current Rating: 3259 + 2841 = 6100 votesCurrent Rating: 3259 + 2841 = 6100 votes 2841

[924] 19: Did things go well?
3592 Current Rating: 3592 + 3222 = 6814 votesCurrent Rating: 3592 + 3222 = 6814 votes 3222

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
3029 Current Rating: 3029 + 2279 = 5308 votesCurrent Rating: 3029 + 2279 = 5308 votes 2279

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
9982 Current Rating: 9982 + 9330 = 19312 votesCurrent Rating: 9982 + 9330 = 19312 votes 9330

[921] 16: You look wretched
4999 Current Rating: 4999 + 5011 = 10010 votesCurrent Rating: 4999 + 5011 = 10010 votes 5011

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31968 Current Rating: 31968 + 34816 = 66784 votesCurrent Rating: 31968 + 34816 = 66784 votes 34816

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
8021 Current Rating: 8021 + 9567 = 17588 votesCurrent Rating: 8021 + 9567 = 17588 votes 9567

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
3654 Current Rating: 3654 + 2983 = 6637 votesCurrent Rating: 3654 + 2983 = 6637 votes 2983

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
304794 Current Rating: 304794 + 309256 = 614050 votesCurrent Rating: 304794 + 309256 = 614050 votes 309256

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
61822 Current Rating: 61822 + 66186 = 128008 votesCurrent Rating: 61822 + 66186 = 128008 votes 66186

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
6814 Current Rating: 6814 + 7992 = 14806 votesCurrent Rating: 6814 + 7992 = 14806 votes 7992

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
3708 Current Rating: 3708 + 3079 = 6787 votesCurrent Rating: 3708 + 3079 = 6787 votes 3079

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
2341 Current Rating: 2341 + 2920 = 5261 votesCurrent Rating: 2341 + 2920 = 5261 votes 2920

[912] 3: Good morning all
2675 Current Rating: 2675 + 2717 = 5392 votesCurrent Rating: 2675 + 2717 = 5392 votes 2717

[911] 2: He s cute ...
3482 Current Rating: 3482 + 3388 = 6870 votesCurrent Rating: 3482 + 3388 = 6870 votes 3388

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
7297 Current Rating: 7297 + 6699 = 13996 votesCurrent Rating: 7297 + 6699 = 13996 votes 6699


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
76874 Current Rating: 76874 + 88803 = 165677 votesCurrent Rating: 76874 + 88803 = 165677 votes 88803

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
4670 Current Rating: 4670 + 3383 = 8053 votesCurrent Rating: 4670 + 3383 = 8053 votes 3383

[907] 26: Knock knock!
2396 Current Rating: 2396 + 2431 = 4827 votesCurrent Rating: 2396 + 2431 = 4827 votes 2431

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
2507 Current Rating: 2507 + 2488 = 4995 votesCurrent Rating: 2507 + 2488 = 4995 votes 2488

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
2302 Current Rating: 2302 + 2155 = 4457 votesCurrent Rating: 2302 + 2155 = 4457 votes 2155

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2780 Current Rating: 2780 + 2729 = 5509 votesCurrent Rating: 2780 + 2729 = 5509 votes 2729

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
4600 Current Rating: 4600 + 5584 = 10184 votesCurrent Rating: 4600 + 5584 = 10184 votes 5584

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
6200 Current Rating: 6200 + 5294 = 11494 votesCurrent Rating: 6200 + 5294 = 11494 votes 5294

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
2729 Current Rating: 2729 + 2493 = 5222 votesCurrent Rating: 2729 + 2493 = 5222 votes 2493

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
3705 Current Rating: 3705 + 3685 = 7390 votesCurrent Rating: 3705 + 3685 = 7390 votes 3685

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
2236 Current Rating: 2236 + 2082 = 4318 votesCurrent Rating: 2236 + 2082 = 4318 votes 2082

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
10978 Current Rating: 10978 + 11744 = 22722 votesCurrent Rating: 10978 + 11744 = 22722 votes 11744

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
27132 Current Rating: 27132 + 27768 = 54900 votesCurrent Rating: 27132 + 27768 = 54900 votes 27768

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
33959 Current Rating: 33959 + 33738 = 67697 votesCurrent Rating: 33959 + 33738 = 67697 votes 33738

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
2071 Current Rating: 2071 + 2178 = 4249 votesCurrent Rating: 2071 + 2178 = 4249 votes 2178

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2819 Current Rating: 2819 + 2273 = 5092 votesCurrent Rating: 2819 + 2273 = 5092 votes 2273

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
2345 Current Rating: 2345 + 2289 = 4634 votesCurrent Rating: 2345 + 2289 = 4634 votes 2289

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
2113 Current Rating: 2113 + 1877 = 3990 votesCurrent Rating: 2113 + 1877 = 3990 votes 1877

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
3267 Current Rating: 3267 + 2013 = 5280 votesCurrent Rating: 3267 + 2013 = 5280 votes 2013


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
2209 Current Rating: 2209 + 1791 = 4000 votesCurrent Rating: 2209 + 1791 = 4000 votes 1791

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
2328 Current Rating: 2328 + 2132 = 4460 votesCurrent Rating: 2328 + 2132 = 4460 votes 2132

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
2385 Current Rating: 2385 + 2075 = 4460 votesCurrent Rating: 2385 + 2075 = 4460 votes 2075

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
9951 Current Rating: 9951 + 11566 = 21517 votesCurrent Rating: 9951 + 11566 = 21517 votes 11566

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
2446 Current Rating: 2446 + 2197 = 4643 votesCurrent Rating: 2446 + 2197 = 4643 votes 2197

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
2032 Current Rating: 2032 + 1989 = 4021 votesCurrent Rating: 2032 + 1989 = 4021 votes 1989

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1882 Current Rating: 1882 + 2051 = 3933 votesCurrent Rating: 1882 + 2051 = 3933 votes 2051

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
1777 Current Rating: 1777 + 1744 = 3521 votesCurrent Rating: 1777 + 1744 = 3521 votes 1744

[882] 21: Yes ...
1712 Current Rating: 1712 + 1716 = 3428 votesCurrent Rating: 1712 + 1716 = 3428 votes 1716

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
2259 Current Rating: 2259 + 2041 = 4300 votesCurrent Rating: 2259 + 2041 = 4300 votes 2041

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 2154 = 5638 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 2154 = 5638 votes 2154

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
4493 Current Rating: 4493 + 5433 = 9926 votesCurrent Rating: 4493 + 5433 = 9926 votes 5433

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
3990 Current Rating: 3990 + 6370 = 10360 votesCurrent Rating: 3990 + 6370 = 10360 votes 6370

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
2858 Current Rating: 2858 + 2809 = 5667 votesCurrent Rating: 2858 + 2809 = 5667 votes 2809

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
19100 Current Rating: 19100 + 17784 = 36884 votesCurrent Rating: 19100 + 17784 = 36884 votes 17784

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
16418 Current Rating: 16418 + 16910 = 33328 votesCurrent Rating: 16418 + 16910 = 33328 votes 16910

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 1579 = 3178 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 1579 = 3178 votes 1579

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
6770 Current Rating: 6770 + 7494 = 14264 votesCurrent Rating: 6770 + 7494 = 14264 votes 7494

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
5464 Current Rating: 5464 + 4302 = 9766 votesCurrent Rating: 5464 + 4302 = 9766 votes 4302

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
2505 Current Rating: 2505 + 2322 = 4827 votesCurrent Rating: 2505 + 2322 = 4827 votes 2322

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
2149 Current Rating: 2149 + 2376 = 4525 votesCurrent Rating: 2149 + 2376 = 4525 votes 2376

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
3490 Current Rating: 3490 + 4762 = 8252 votesCurrent Rating: 3490 + 4762 = 8252 votes 4762


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
14182 Current Rating: 14182 + 14870 = 29052 votesCurrent Rating: 14182 + 14870 = 29052 votes 14870

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
2271 Current Rating: 2271 + 1703 = 3974 votesCurrent Rating: 2271 + 1703 = 3974 votes 1703

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
7164 Current Rating: 7164 + 9475 = 16639 votesCurrent Rating: 7164 + 9475 = 16639 votes 9475

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
3981 Current Rating: 3981 + 4052 = 8033 votesCurrent Rating: 3981 + 4052 = 8033 votes 4052

[864] 24: You look grumpy
2594 Current Rating: 2594 + 2213 = 4807 votesCurrent Rating: 2594 + 2213 = 4807 votes 2213

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
2337 Current Rating: 2337 + 2962 = 5299 votesCurrent Rating: 2337 + 2962 = 5299 votes 2962

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
6872 Current Rating: 6872 + 6157 = 13029 votesCurrent Rating: 6872 + 6157 = 13029 votes 6157

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
3064 Current Rating: 3064 + 3364 = 6428 votesCurrent Rating: 3064 + 3364 = 6428 votes 3364

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
2190 Current Rating: 2190 + 2167 = 4357 votesCurrent Rating: 2190 + 2167 = 4357 votes 2167

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1779 = 3516 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1779 = 3516 votes 1779

[858] 16: I work for the bank
2428 Current Rating: 2428 + 2178 = 4606 votesCurrent Rating: 2428 + 2178 = 4606 votes 2178

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
2633 Current Rating: 2633 + 2014 = 4647 votesCurrent Rating: 2633 + 2014 = 4647 votes 2014

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
3659 Current Rating: 3659 + 4267 = 7926 votesCurrent Rating: 3659 + 4267 = 7926 votes 4267

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
2259 Current Rating: 2259 + 2024 = 4283 votesCurrent Rating: 2259 + 2024 = 4283 votes 2024

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
2140 Current Rating: 2140 + 3046 = 5186 votesCurrent Rating: 2140 + 3046 = 5186 votes 3046

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
2348 Current Rating: 2348 + 1868 = 4216 votesCurrent Rating: 2348 + 1868 = 4216 votes 1868

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
1821 Current Rating: 1821 + 1751 = 3572 votesCurrent Rating: 1821 + 1751 = 3572 votes 1751

[851] 5: I can
8893 Current Rating: 8893 + 8360 = 17253 votesCurrent Rating: 8893 + 8360 = 17253 votes 8360

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
17431 Current Rating: 17431 + 18346 = 35777 votesCurrent Rating: 17431 + 18346 = 35777 votes 18346

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
11481 Current Rating: 11481 + 10306 = 21787 votesCurrent Rating: 11481 + 10306 = 21787 votes 10306


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
8443 Current Rating: 8443 + 8142 = 16585 votesCurrent Rating: 8443 + 8142 = 16585 votes 8142

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
6272 Current Rating: 6272 + 6711 = 12983 votesCurrent Rating: 6272 + 6711 = 12983 votes 6711

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
15725 Current Rating: 15725 + 23842 = 39567 votesCurrent Rating: 15725 + 23842 = 39567 votes 23842

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
2664 Current Rating: 2664 + 2658 = 5322 votesCurrent Rating: 2664 + 2658 = 5322 votes 2658

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
3858 Current Rating: 3858 + 3328 = 7186 votesCurrent Rating: 3858 + 3328 = 7186 votes 3328

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
7405 Current Rating: 7405 + 7236 = 14641 votesCurrent Rating: 7405 + 7236 = 14641 votes 7236

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
5018 Current Rating: 5018 + 6088 = 11106 votesCurrent Rating: 5018 + 6088 = 11106 votes 6088

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
3193 Current Rating: 3193 + 2791 = 5984 votesCurrent Rating: 3193 + 2791 = 5984 votes 2791

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
53322 Current Rating: 53322 + 54096 = 107418 votesCurrent Rating: 53322 + 54096 = 107418 votes 54096

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
3279 Current Rating: 3279 + 4348 = 7627 votesCurrent Rating: 3279 + 4348 = 7627 votes 4348

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
4661 Current Rating: 4661 + 4019 = 8680 votesCurrent Rating: 4661 + 4019 = 8680 votes 4019

[836] 7: You look pissed
13182 Current Rating: 13182 + 14357 = 27539 votesCurrent Rating: 13182 + 14357 = 27539 votes 14357

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
6897 Current Rating: 6897 + 7486 = 14383 votesCurrent Rating: 6897 + 7486 = 14383 votes 7486

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
2832 Current Rating: 2832 + 3261 = 6093 votesCurrent Rating: 2832 + 3261 = 6093 votes 3261

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
3489 Current Rating: 3489 + 3122 = 6611 votesCurrent Rating: 3489 + 3122 = 6611 votes 3122

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
12715 Current Rating: 12715 + 11799 = 24514 votesCurrent Rating: 12715 + 11799 = 24514 votes 11799


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
4116 Current Rating: 4116 + 3717 = 7833 votesCurrent Rating: 4116 + 3717 = 7833 votes 3717

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 2870 = 6333 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 2870 = 6333 votes 2870

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
3140 Current Rating: 3140 + 2693 = 5833 votesCurrent Rating: 3140 + 2693 = 5833 votes 2693

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
6316 Current Rating: 6316 + 7808 = 14124 votesCurrent Rating: 6316 + 7808 = 14124 votes 7808

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
3158 Current Rating: 3158 + 2915 = 6073 votesCurrent Rating: 3158 + 2915 = 6073 votes 2915

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
2417 Current Rating: 2417 + 2433 = 4850 votesCurrent Rating: 2417 + 2433 = 4850 votes 2433

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
10384 Current Rating: 10384 + 11192 = 21576 votesCurrent Rating: 10384 + 11192 = 21576 votes 11192

[823] 18: You look miserable
2460 Current Rating: 2460 + 2269 = 4729 votesCurrent Rating: 2460 + 2269 = 4729 votes 2269

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
3971 Current Rating: 3971 + 4162 = 8133 votesCurrent Rating: 3971 + 4162 = 8133 votes 4162

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
3246 Current Rating: 3246 + 2957 = 6203 votesCurrent Rating: 3246 + 2957 = 6203 votes 2957

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
4217 Current Rating: 4217 + 3165 = 7382 votesCurrent Rating: 4217 + 3165 = 7382 votes 3165

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
2400 Current Rating: 2400 + 2859 = 5259 votesCurrent Rating: 2400 + 2859 = 5259 votes 2859

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
2029 Current Rating: 2029 + 2007 = 4036 votesCurrent Rating: 2029 + 2007 = 4036 votes 2007

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
3102 Current Rating: 3102 + 2446 = 5548 votesCurrent Rating: 3102 + 2446 = 5548 votes 2446

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 1699 = 3656 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 1699 = 3656 votes 1699

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
2909 Current Rating: 2909 + 2069 = 4978 votesCurrent Rating: 2909 + 2069 = 4978 votes 2069


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
3248 Current Rating: 3248 + 3181 = 6429 votesCurrent Rating: 3248 + 3181 = 6429 votes 3181

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
8557 Current Rating: 8557 + 7461 = 16018 votesCurrent Rating: 8557 + 7461 = 16018 votes 7461

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
60489 Current Rating: 60489 + 67923 = 128412 votesCurrent Rating: 60489 + 67923 = 128412 votes 67923

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
9316 Current Rating: 9316 + 9998 = 19314 votesCurrent Rating: 9316 + 9998 = 19314 votes 9998

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
2328 Current Rating: 2328 + 2246 = 4574 votesCurrent Rating: 2328 + 2246 = 4574 votes 2246

[806] 23: Sign here please
2291 Current Rating: 2291 + 2172 = 4463 votesCurrent Rating: 2291 + 2172 = 4463 votes 2172

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
2147 Current Rating: 2147 + 2031 = 4178 votesCurrent Rating: 2147 + 2031 = 4178 votes 2031

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
4381 Current Rating: 4381 + 3324 = 7705 votesCurrent Rating: 4381 + 3324 = 7705 votes 3324

[801] 16: Baby, let
8059 Current Rating: 8059 + 7210 = 15269 votesCurrent Rating: 8059 + 7210 = 15269 votes 7210

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
2281 Current Rating: 2281 + 2521 = 4802 votesCurrent Rating: 2281 + 2521 = 4802 votes 2521

[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
2015 Current Rating: 2015 + 2137 = 4152 votesCurrent Rating: 2015 + 2137 = 4152 votes 2137

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
2200 Current Rating: 2200 + 2130 = 4330 votesCurrent Rating: 2200 + 2130 = 4330 votes 2130

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
2366 Current Rating: 2366 + 2075 = 4441 votesCurrent Rating: 2366 + 2075 = 4441 votes 2075

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
24493 Current Rating: 24493 + 26000 = 50493 votesCurrent Rating: 24493 + 26000 = 50493 votes 26000

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
2133 Current Rating: 2133 + 1868 = 4001 votesCurrent Rating: 2133 + 1868 = 4001 votes 1868






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