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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
5765 Current Rating: 5765 + 6541 = 12306 votesCurrent Rating: 5765 + 6541 = 12306 votes 6541

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
2672 Current Rating: 2672 + 1760 = 4432 votesCurrent Rating: 2672 + 1760 = 4432 votes 1760

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
3142 Current Rating: 3142 + 2853 = 5995 votesCurrent Rating: 3142 + 2853 = 5995 votes 2853

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
2843 Current Rating: 2843 + 1819 = 4662 votesCurrent Rating: 2843 + 1819 = 4662 votes 1819

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
2754 Current Rating: 2754 + 1819 = 4573 votesCurrent Rating: 2754 + 1819 = 4573 votes 1819

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
3519 Current Rating: 3519 + 2960 = 6479 votesCurrent Rating: 3519 + 2960 = 6479 votes 2960

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
2874 Current Rating: 2874 + 1871 = 4745 votesCurrent Rating: 2874 + 1871 = 4745 votes 1871

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
2838 Current Rating: 2838 + 2026 = 4864 votesCurrent Rating: 2838 + 2026 = 4864 votes 2026

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
3144 Current Rating: 3144 + 5123 = 8267 votesCurrent Rating: 3144 + 5123 = 8267 votes 5123

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
2684 Current Rating: 2684 + 1798 = 4482 votesCurrent Rating: 2684 + 1798 = 4482 votes 1798

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
2892 Current Rating: 2892 + 2058 = 4950 votesCurrent Rating: 2892 + 2058 = 4950 votes 2058

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
3213 Current Rating: 3213 + 2668 = 5881 votesCurrent Rating: 3213 + 2668 = 5881 votes 2668


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
2812 Current Rating: 2812 + 4726 = 7538 votesCurrent Rating: 2812 + 4726 = 7538 votes 4726

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
2621 Current Rating: 2621 + 1621 = 4242 votesCurrent Rating: 2621 + 1621 = 4242 votes 1621

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
2466 Current Rating: 2466 + 1572 = 4038 votesCurrent Rating: 2466 + 1572 = 4038 votes 1572

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
3036 Current Rating: 3036 + 2202 = 5238 votesCurrent Rating: 3036 + 2202 = 5238 votes 2202

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
2566 Current Rating: 2566 + 1571 = 4137 votesCurrent Rating: 2566 + 1571 = 4137 votes 1571

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
2719 Current Rating: 2719 + 4479 = 7198 votesCurrent Rating: 2719 + 4479 = 7198 votes 4479

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
4519 Current Rating: 4519 + 3526 = 8045 votesCurrent Rating: 4519 + 3526 = 8045 votes 3526

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
2640 Current Rating: 2640 + 1683 = 4323 votesCurrent Rating: 2640 + 1683 = 4323 votes 1683

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
2872 Current Rating: 2872 + 2061 = 4933 votesCurrent Rating: 2872 + 2061 = 4933 votes 2061

[1220] 13: I need a double now
2699 Current Rating: 2699 + 1687 = 4386 votesCurrent Rating: 2699 + 1687 = 4386 votes 1687

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
2523 Current Rating: 2523 + 1633 = 4156 votesCurrent Rating: 2523 + 1633 = 4156 votes 1633

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
2979 Current Rating: 2979 + 2773 = 5752 votesCurrent Rating: 2979 + 2773 = 5752 votes 2773

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
2971 Current Rating: 2971 + 2126 = 5097 votesCurrent Rating: 2971 + 2126 = 5097 votes 2126

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
3206 Current Rating: 3206 + 2303 = 5509 votesCurrent Rating: 3206 + 2303 = 5509 votes 2303

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
2785 Current Rating: 2785 + 2239 = 5024 votesCurrent Rating: 2785 + 2239 = 5024 votes 2239

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
2682 Current Rating: 2682 + 1893 = 4575 votesCurrent Rating: 2682 + 1893 = 4575 votes 1893

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
4471 Current Rating: 4471 + 6734 = 11205 votesCurrent Rating: 4471 + 6734 = 11205 votes 6734

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
3205 Current Rating: 3205 + 2615 = 5820 votesCurrent Rating: 3205 + 2615 = 5820 votes 2615


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
3158 Current Rating: 3158 + 2563 = 5721 votesCurrent Rating: 3158 + 2563 = 5721 votes 2563

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
4434 Current Rating: 4434 + 4811 = 9245 votesCurrent Rating: 4434 + 4811 = 9245 votes 4811

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
3733 Current Rating: 3733 + 3390 = 7123 votesCurrent Rating: 3733 + 3390 = 7123 votes 3390

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
10721 Current Rating: 10721 + 13240 = 23961 votesCurrent Rating: 10721 + 13240 = 23961 votes 13240

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
5372 Current Rating: 5372 + 8923 = 14295 votesCurrent Rating: 5372 + 8923 = 14295 votes 8923

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
3073 Current Rating: 3073 + 2357 = 5430 votesCurrent Rating: 3073 + 2357 = 5430 votes 2357

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
13442 Current Rating: 13442 + 14933 = 28375 votesCurrent Rating: 13442 + 14933 = 28375 votes 14933

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
5510 Current Rating: 5510 + 5553 = 11063 votesCurrent Rating: 5510 + 5553 = 11063 votes 5553

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
3674 Current Rating: 3674 + 2792 = 6466 votesCurrent Rating: 3674 + 2792 = 6466 votes 2792

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
4593 Current Rating: 4593 + 8136 = 12729 votesCurrent Rating: 4593 + 8136 = 12729 votes 8136

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
3674 Current Rating: 3674 + 2887 = 6561 votesCurrent Rating: 3674 + 2887 = 6561 votes 2887

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
2732 Current Rating: 2732 + 1915 = 4647 votesCurrent Rating: 2732 + 1915 = 4647 votes 1915

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
2822 Current Rating: 2822 + 2006 = 4828 votesCurrent Rating: 2822 + 2006 = 4828 votes 2006

[1198] 10: Good morning class
3017 Current Rating: 3017 + 2364 = 5381 votesCurrent Rating: 3017 + 2364 = 5381 votes 2364

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
4652 Current Rating: 4652 + 3956 = 8608 votesCurrent Rating: 4652 + 3956 = 8608 votes 3956

[1196] 8: I
4886 Current Rating: 4886 + 4743 = 9629 votesCurrent Rating: 4886 + 4743 = 9629 votes 4743

[1195] 7: I do believe I
6708 Current Rating: 6708 + 7003 = 13711 votesCurrent Rating: 6708 + 7003 = 13711 votes 7003

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
3037 Current Rating: 3037 + 2312 = 5349 votesCurrent Rating: 3037 + 2312 = 5349 votes 2312

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
6090 Current Rating: 6090 + 6447 = 12537 votesCurrent Rating: 6090 + 6447 = 12537 votes 6447

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
4104 Current Rating: 4104 + 4007 = 8111 votesCurrent Rating: 4104 + 4007 = 8111 votes 4007

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
6019 Current Rating: 6019 + 5148 = 11167 votesCurrent Rating: 6019 + 5148 = 11167 votes 5148


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
3613 Current Rating: 3613 + 2716 = 6329 votesCurrent Rating: 3613 + 2716 = 6329 votes 2716

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
15292 Current Rating: 15292 + 17102 = 32394 votesCurrent Rating: 15292 + 17102 = 32394 votes 17102

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
9198 Current Rating: 9198 + 10191 = 19389 votesCurrent Rating: 9198 + 10191 = 19389 votes 10191

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
4070 Current Rating: 4070 + 3214 = 7284 votesCurrent Rating: 4070 + 3214 = 7284 votes 3214

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
3294 Current Rating: 3294 + 2592 = 5886 votesCurrent Rating: 3294 + 2592 = 5886 votes 2592

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
4020 Current Rating: 4020 + 5228 = 9248 votesCurrent Rating: 4020 + 5228 = 9248 votes 5228

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
2974 Current Rating: 2974 + 2529 = 5503 votesCurrent Rating: 2974 + 2529 = 5503 votes 2529

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
2579 Current Rating: 2579 + 1750 = 4329 votesCurrent Rating: 2579 + 1750 = 4329 votes 1750

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
2570 Current Rating: 2570 + 1830 = 4400 votesCurrent Rating: 2570 + 1830 = 4400 votes 1830

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
4631 Current Rating: 4631 + 7335 = 11966 votesCurrent Rating: 4631 + 7335 = 11966 votes 7335

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
2441 Current Rating: 2441 + 1913 = 4354 votesCurrent Rating: 2441 + 1913 = 4354 votes 1913

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
3468 Current Rating: 3468 + 2695 = 6163 votesCurrent Rating: 3468 + 2695 = 6163 votes 2695

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
2703 Current Rating: 2703 + 2445 = 5148 votesCurrent Rating: 2703 + 2445 = 5148 votes 2445

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
2825 Current Rating: 2825 + 1795 = 4620 votesCurrent Rating: 2825 + 1795 = 4620 votes 1795

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
3009 Current Rating: 3009 + 2322 = 5331 votesCurrent Rating: 3009 + 2322 = 5331 votes 2322

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
3284 Current Rating: 3284 + 3642 = 6926 votesCurrent Rating: 3284 + 3642 = 6926 votes 3642

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
2667 Current Rating: 2667 + 1844 = 4511 votesCurrent Rating: 2667 + 1844 = 4511 votes 1844

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
3202 Current Rating: 3202 + 2505 = 5707 votesCurrent Rating: 3202 + 2505 = 5707 votes 2505

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
2674 Current Rating: 2674 + 1947 = 4621 votesCurrent Rating: 2674 + 1947 = 4621 votes 1947

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
2430 Current Rating: 2430 + 1490 = 3920 votesCurrent Rating: 2430 + 1490 = 3920 votes 1490


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
2709 Current Rating: 2709 + 2103 = 4812 votesCurrent Rating: 2709 + 2103 = 4812 votes 2103

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
2712 Current Rating: 2712 + 1868 = 4580 votesCurrent Rating: 2712 + 1868 = 4580 votes 1868

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
3284 Current Rating: 3284 + 2392 = 5676 votesCurrent Rating: 3284 + 2392 = 5676 votes 2392

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
2696 Current Rating: 2696 + 2043 = 4739 votesCurrent Rating: 2696 + 2043 = 4739 votes 2043

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
2457 Current Rating: 2457 + 1693 = 4150 votesCurrent Rating: 2457 + 1693 = 4150 votes 1693

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
2621 Current Rating: 2621 + 2067 = 4688 votesCurrent Rating: 2621 + 2067 = 4688 votes 2067

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
2738 Current Rating: 2738 + 1909 = 4647 votesCurrent Rating: 2738 + 1909 = 4647 votes 1909

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
2610 Current Rating: 2610 + 1748 = 4358 votesCurrent Rating: 2610 + 1748 = 4358 votes 1748

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
2293 Current Rating: 2293 + 1486 = 3779 votesCurrent Rating: 2293 + 1486 = 3779 votes 1486

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
3559 Current Rating: 3559 + 2713 = 6272 votesCurrent Rating: 3559 + 2713 = 6272 votes 2713

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
2608 Current Rating: 2608 + 2156 = 4764 votesCurrent Rating: 2608 + 2156 = 4764 votes 2156

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
3059 Current Rating: 3059 + 2505 = 5564 votesCurrent Rating: 3059 + 2505 = 5564 votes 2505

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
2700 Current Rating: 2700 + 1826 = 4526 votesCurrent Rating: 2700 + 1826 = 4526 votes 1826

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
4983 Current Rating: 4983 + 7730 = 12713 votesCurrent Rating: 4983 + 7730 = 12713 votes 7730

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
3034 Current Rating: 3034 + 2401 = 5435 votesCurrent Rating: 3034 + 2401 = 5435 votes 2401

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
4677 Current Rating: 4677 + 6827 = 11504 votesCurrent Rating: 4677 + 6827 = 11504 votes 6827


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
3241 Current Rating: 3241 + 2626 = 5867 votesCurrent Rating: 3241 + 2626 = 5867 votes 2626

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
4146 Current Rating: 4146 + 6078 = 10224 votesCurrent Rating: 4146 + 6078 = 10224 votes 6078

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
10240 Current Rating: 10240 + 12016 = 22256 votesCurrent Rating: 10240 + 12016 = 22256 votes 12016

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
5357 Current Rating: 5357 + 4383 = 9740 votesCurrent Rating: 5357 + 4383 = 9740 votes 4383

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
3058 Current Rating: 3058 + 2345 = 5403 votesCurrent Rating: 3058 + 2345 = 5403 votes 2345

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
3521 Current Rating: 3521 + 5272 = 8793 votesCurrent Rating: 3521 + 5272 = 8793 votes 5272

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
2989 Current Rating: 2989 + 2165 = 5154 votesCurrent Rating: 2989 + 2165 = 5154 votes 2165

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
2677 Current Rating: 2677 + 1721 = 4398 votesCurrent Rating: 2677 + 1721 = 4398 votes 1721

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
3697 Current Rating: 3697 + 5612 = 9309 votesCurrent Rating: 3697 + 5612 = 9309 votes 5612

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
2593 Current Rating: 2593 + 1787 = 4380 votesCurrent Rating: 2593 + 1787 = 4380 votes 1787


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
3509 Current Rating: 3509 + 7439 = 10948 votesCurrent Rating: 3509 + 7439 = 10948 votes 7439

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
3113 Current Rating: 3113 + 2163 = 5276 votesCurrent Rating: 3113 + 2163 = 5276 votes 2163

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
2867 Current Rating: 2867 + 4748 = 7615 votesCurrent Rating: 2867 + 4748 = 7615 votes 4748

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
2624 Current Rating: 2624 + 1975 = 4599 votesCurrent Rating: 2624 + 1975 = 4599 votes 1975

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
2490 Current Rating: 2490 + 1865 = 4355 votesCurrent Rating: 2490 + 1865 = 4355 votes 1865

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
4973 Current Rating: 4973 + 4617 = 9590 votesCurrent Rating: 4973 + 4617 = 9590 votes 4617

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
3096 Current Rating: 3096 + 6016 = 9112 votesCurrent Rating: 3096 + 6016 = 9112 votes 6016

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
10423 Current Rating: 10423 + 10744 = 21167 votesCurrent Rating: 10423 + 10744 = 21167 votes 10744

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
3440 Current Rating: 3440 + 3241 = 6681 votesCurrent Rating: 3440 + 3241 = 6681 votes 3241

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
4023 Current Rating: 4023 + 5746 = 9769 votesCurrent Rating: 4023 + 5746 = 9769 votes 5746

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
4724 Current Rating: 4724 + 4460 = 9184 votesCurrent Rating: 4724 + 4460 = 9184 votes 4460

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
4090 Current Rating: 4090 + 3357 = 7447 votesCurrent Rating: 4090 + 3357 = 7447 votes 3357

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
9206 Current Rating: 9206 + 11770 = 20976 votesCurrent Rating: 9206 + 11770 = 20976 votes 11770

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
3667 Current Rating: 3667 + 5541 = 9208 votesCurrent Rating: 3667 + 5541 = 9208 votes 5541

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
4523 Current Rating: 4523 + 5537 = 10060 votesCurrent Rating: 4523 + 5537 = 10060 votes 5537

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
2626 Current Rating: 2626 + 1979 = 4605 votesCurrent Rating: 2626 + 1979 = 4605 votes 1979

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
3522 Current Rating: 3522 + 5360 = 8882 votesCurrent Rating: 3522 + 5360 = 8882 votes 5360

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
3195 Current Rating: 3195 + 2746 = 5941 votesCurrent Rating: 3195 + 2746 = 5941 votes 2746

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
2957 Current Rating: 2957 + 2657 = 5614 votesCurrent Rating: 2957 + 2657 = 5614 votes 2657

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
3777 Current Rating: 3777 + 4750 = 8527 votesCurrent Rating: 3777 + 4750 = 8527 votes 4750

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
3722 Current Rating: 3722 + 5597 = 9319 votesCurrent Rating: 3722 + 5597 = 9319 votes 5597

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
3005 Current Rating: 3005 + 2238 = 5243 votesCurrent Rating: 3005 + 2238 = 5243 votes 2238

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
2647 Current Rating: 2647 + 1876 = 4523 votesCurrent Rating: 2647 + 1876 = 4523 votes 1876

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
4782 Current Rating: 4782 + 6112 = 10894 votesCurrent Rating: 4782 + 6112 = 10894 votes 6112


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
3099 Current Rating: 3099 + 2334 = 5433 votesCurrent Rating: 3099 + 2334 = 5433 votes 2334

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
3227 Current Rating: 3227 + 3015 = 6242 votesCurrent Rating: 3227 + 3015 = 6242 votes 3015

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
4105 Current Rating: 4105 + 3110 = 7215 votesCurrent Rating: 4105 + 3110 = 7215 votes 3110

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
2654 Current Rating: 2654 + 2113 = 4767 votesCurrent Rating: 2654 + 2113 = 4767 votes 2113

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
2653 Current Rating: 2653 + 1759 = 4412 votesCurrent Rating: 2653 + 1759 = 4412 votes 1759

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
3791 Current Rating: 3791 + 5289 = 9080 votesCurrent Rating: 3791 + 5289 = 9080 votes 5289

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
3259 Current Rating: 3259 + 5029 = 8288 votesCurrent Rating: 3259 + 5029 = 8288 votes 5029

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
3196 Current Rating: 3196 + 5180 = 8376 votesCurrent Rating: 3196 + 5180 = 8376 votes 5180

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
2737 Current Rating: 2737 + 2175 = 4912 votesCurrent Rating: 2737 + 2175 = 4912 votes 2175

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
2516 Current Rating: 2516 + 1742 = 4258 votesCurrent Rating: 2516 + 1742 = 4258 votes 1742

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
5035 Current Rating: 5035 + 4615 = 9650 votesCurrent Rating: 5035 + 4615 = 9650 votes 4615

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
3144 Current Rating: 3144 + 2226 = 5370 votesCurrent Rating: 3144 + 2226 = 5370 votes 2226

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
2795 Current Rating: 2795 + 2577 = 5372 votesCurrent Rating: 2795 + 2577 = 5372 votes 2577

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
2885 Current Rating: 2885 + 4852 = 7737 votesCurrent Rating: 2885 + 4852 = 7737 votes 4852

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
2731 Current Rating: 2731 + 1941 = 4672 votesCurrent Rating: 2731 + 1941 = 4672 votes 1941

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
2818 Current Rating: 2818 + 1973 = 4791 votesCurrent Rating: 2818 + 1973 = 4791 votes 1973

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
2581 Current Rating: 2581 + 1856 = 4437 votesCurrent Rating: 2581 + 1856 = 4437 votes 1856

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
2921 Current Rating: 2921 + 2296 = 5217 votesCurrent Rating: 2921 + 2296 = 5217 votes 2296

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
2984 Current Rating: 2984 + 2222 = 5206 votesCurrent Rating: 2984 + 2222 = 5206 votes 2222


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
2533 Current Rating: 2533 + 1701 = 4234 votesCurrent Rating: 2533 + 1701 = 4234 votes 1701

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
3016 Current Rating: 3016 + 2061 = 5077 votesCurrent Rating: 3016 + 2061 = 5077 votes 2061

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
3102 Current Rating: 3102 + 2185 = 5287 votesCurrent Rating: 3102 + 2185 = 5287 votes 2185

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
2889 Current Rating: 2889 + 2574 = 5463 votesCurrent Rating: 2889 + 2574 = 5463 votes 2574

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
3266 Current Rating: 3266 + 2565 = 5831 votesCurrent Rating: 3266 + 2565 = 5831 votes 2565

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
3173 Current Rating: 3173 + 5073 = 8246 votesCurrent Rating: 3173 + 5073 = 8246 votes 5073

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
4436 Current Rating: 4436 + 4788 = 9224 votesCurrent Rating: 4436 + 4788 = 9224 votes 4788

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
3382 Current Rating: 3382 + 4383 = 7765 votesCurrent Rating: 3382 + 4383 = 7765 votes 4383

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
2514 Current Rating: 2514 + 2157 = 4671 votesCurrent Rating: 2514 + 2157 = 4671 votes 2157

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 3701 = 7466 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 3701 = 7466 votes 3701

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
10263 Current Rating: 10263 + 11117 = 21380 votesCurrent Rating: 10263 + 11117 = 21380 votes 11117

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
3200 Current Rating: 3200 + 2952 = 6152 votesCurrent Rating: 3200 + 2952 = 6152 votes 2952

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
2903 Current Rating: 2903 + 2324 = 5227 votesCurrent Rating: 2903 + 2324 = 5227 votes 2324

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
2902 Current Rating: 2902 + 2103 = 5005 votesCurrent Rating: 2902 + 2103 = 5005 votes 2103

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
3437 Current Rating: 3437 + 2627 = 6064 votesCurrent Rating: 3437 + 2627 = 6064 votes 2627


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
3071 Current Rating: 3071 + 2262 = 5333 votesCurrent Rating: 3071 + 2262 = 5333 votes 2262

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
3437 Current Rating: 3437 + 2784 = 6221 votesCurrent Rating: 3437 + 2784 = 6221 votes 2784

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
2983 Current Rating: 2983 + 2402 = 5385 votesCurrent Rating: 2983 + 2402 = 5385 votes 2402

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
4218 Current Rating: 4218 + 7905 = 12123 votesCurrent Rating: 4218 + 7905 = 12123 votes 7905

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
3772 Current Rating: 3772 + 3341 = 7113 votesCurrent Rating: 3772 + 3341 = 7113 votes 3341

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
8760 Current Rating: 8760 + 10592 = 19352 votesCurrent Rating: 8760 + 10592 = 19352 votes 10592

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
2900 Current Rating: 2900 + 2239 = 5139 votesCurrent Rating: 2900 + 2239 = 5139 votes 2239

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
2741 Current Rating: 2741 + 2042 = 4783 votesCurrent Rating: 2741 + 2042 = 4783 votes 2042

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
15127 Current Rating: 15127 + 16735 = 31862 votesCurrent Rating: 15127 + 16735 = 31862 votes 16735

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
3516 Current Rating: 3516 + 2867 = 6383 votesCurrent Rating: 3516 + 2867 = 6383 votes 2867

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
2184 Current Rating: 2184 + 1626 = 3810 votesCurrent Rating: 2184 + 1626 = 3810 votes 1626

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
3097 Current Rating: 3097 + 2602 = 5699 votesCurrent Rating: 3097 + 2602 = 5699 votes 2602

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
2613 Current Rating: 2613 + 1974 = 4587 votesCurrent Rating: 2613 + 1974 = 4587 votes 1974

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
3807 Current Rating: 3807 + 4815 = 8622 votesCurrent Rating: 3807 + 4815 = 8622 votes 4815

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
3208 Current Rating: 3208 + 2704 = 5912 votesCurrent Rating: 3208 + 2704 = 5912 votes 2704

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
3980 Current Rating: 3980 + 6379 = 10359 votesCurrent Rating: 3980 + 6379 = 10359 votes 6379

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
3975 Current Rating: 3975 + 6141 = 10116 votesCurrent Rating: 3975 + 6141 = 10116 votes 6141

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
4610 Current Rating: 4610 + 5091 = 9701 votesCurrent Rating: 4610 + 5091 = 9701 votes 5091

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
11490 Current Rating: 11490 + 12731 = 24221 votesCurrent Rating: 11490 + 12731 = 24221 votes 12731

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
8432 Current Rating: 8432 + 9243 = 17675 votesCurrent Rating: 8432 + 9243 = 17675 votes 9243

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
5147 Current Rating: 5147 + 5312 = 10459 votesCurrent Rating: 5147 + 5312 = 10459 votes 5312

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
3893 Current Rating: 3893 + 5341 = 9234 votesCurrent Rating: 3893 + 5341 = 9234 votes 5341

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
3347 Current Rating: 3347 + 2756 = 6103 votesCurrent Rating: 3347 + 2756 = 6103 votes 2756


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
3192 Current Rating: 3192 + 2294 = 5486 votesCurrent Rating: 3192 + 2294 = 5486 votes 2294

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
2855 Current Rating: 2855 + 4714 = 7569 votesCurrent Rating: 2855 + 4714 = 7569 votes 4714

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
4491 Current Rating: 4491 + 5828 = 10319 votesCurrent Rating: 4491 + 5828 = 10319 votes 5828

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
14267 Current Rating: 14267 + 17240 = 31507 votesCurrent Rating: 14267 + 17240 = 31507 votes 17240

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
5091 Current Rating: 5091 + 6348 = 11439 votesCurrent Rating: 5091 + 6348 = 11439 votes 6348

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
3609 Current Rating: 3609 + 2779 = 6388 votesCurrent Rating: 3609 + 2779 = 6388 votes 2779

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
3486 Current Rating: 3486 + 2625 = 6111 votesCurrent Rating: 3486 + 2625 = 6111 votes 2625

[1056] 13: I won t be long
4066 Current Rating: 4066 + 6898 = 10964 votesCurrent Rating: 4066 + 6898 = 10964 votes 6898

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
5591 Current Rating: 5591 + 5872 = 11463 votesCurrent Rating: 5591 + 5872 = 11463 votes 5872

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
3419 Current Rating: 3419 + 2613 = 6032 votesCurrent Rating: 3419 + 2613 = 6032 votes 2613

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
3869 Current Rating: 3869 + 2921 = 6790 votesCurrent Rating: 3869 + 2921 = 6790 votes 2921

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
2986 Current Rating: 2986 + 4937 = 7923 votesCurrent Rating: 2986 + 4937 = 7923 votes 4937

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
2976 Current Rating: 2976 + 2321 = 5297 votesCurrent Rating: 2976 + 2321 = 5297 votes 2321

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
3852 Current Rating: 3852 + 5870 = 9722 votesCurrent Rating: 3852 + 5870 = 9722 votes 5870

[1049] 6: Then she said
32971 Current Rating: 32971 + 35013 = 67984 votesCurrent Rating: 32971 + 35013 = 67984 votes 35013

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
4051 Current Rating: 4051 + 6559 = 10610 votesCurrent Rating: 4051 + 6559 = 10610 votes 6559

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
2374 Current Rating: 2374 + 1765 = 4139 votesCurrent Rating: 2374 + 1765 = 4139 votes 1765

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
2368 Current Rating: 2368 + 1624 = 3992 votesCurrent Rating: 2368 + 1624 = 3992 votes 1624

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
3067 Current Rating: 3067 + 2416 = 5483 votesCurrent Rating: 3067 + 2416 = 5483 votes 2416

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
4035 Current Rating: 4035 + 5796 = 9831 votesCurrent Rating: 4035 + 5796 = 9831 votes 5796


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
3192 Current Rating: 3192 + 2374 = 5566 votesCurrent Rating: 3192 + 2374 = 5566 votes 2374

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
3762 Current Rating: 3762 + 5505 = 9267 votesCurrent Rating: 3762 + 5505 = 9267 votes 5505

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
3339 Current Rating: 3339 + 2718 = 6057 votesCurrent Rating: 3339 + 2718 = 6057 votes 2718

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
7407 Current Rating: 7407 + 8609 = 16016 votesCurrent Rating: 7407 + 8609 = 16016 votes 8609

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
3756 Current Rating: 3756 + 2876 = 6632 votesCurrent Rating: 3756 + 2876 = 6632 votes 2876

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
3682 Current Rating: 3682 + 6495 = 10177 votesCurrent Rating: 3682 + 6495 = 10177 votes 6495

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
10589 Current Rating: 10589 + 11972 = 22561 votesCurrent Rating: 10589 + 11972 = 22561 votes 11972

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
5371 Current Rating: 5371 + 8001 = 13372 votesCurrent Rating: 5371 + 8001 = 13372 votes 8001

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
3166 Current Rating: 3166 + 2224 = 5390 votesCurrent Rating: 3166 + 2224 = 5390 votes 2224

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
5141 Current Rating: 5141 + 5886 = 11027 votesCurrent Rating: 5141 + 5886 = 11027 votes 5886

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
6180 Current Rating: 6180 + 6000 = 12180 votesCurrent Rating: 6180 + 6000 = 12180 votes 6000

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
3661 Current Rating: 3661 + 4618 = 8279 votesCurrent Rating: 3661 + 4618 = 8279 votes 4618

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
3729 Current Rating: 3729 + 5460 = 9189 votesCurrent Rating: 3729 + 5460 = 9189 votes 5460

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
3939 Current Rating: 3939 + 4945 = 8884 votesCurrent Rating: 3939 + 4945 = 8884 votes 4945

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
3509 Current Rating: 3509 + 2634 = 6143 votesCurrent Rating: 3509 + 2634 = 6143 votes 2634

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
3249 Current Rating: 3249 + 2479 = 5728 votesCurrent Rating: 3249 + 2479 = 5728 votes 2479






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