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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
5257 Current Rating: 5257 + 6219 = 11476 votesCurrent Rating: 5257 + 6219 = 11476 votes 6219

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
1972 Current Rating: 1972 + 1527 = 3499 votesCurrent Rating: 1972 + 1527 = 3499 votes 1527

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
2594 Current Rating: 2594 + 2576 = 5170 votesCurrent Rating: 2594 + 2576 = 5170 votes 2576

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
2073 Current Rating: 2073 + 1526 = 3599 votesCurrent Rating: 2073 + 1526 = 3599 votes 1526

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
2195 Current Rating: 2195 + 1561 = 3756 votesCurrent Rating: 2195 + 1561 = 3756 votes 1561

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
2962 Current Rating: 2962 + 2630 = 5592 votesCurrent Rating: 2962 + 2630 = 5592 votes 2630

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
2307 Current Rating: 2307 + 1652 = 3959 votesCurrent Rating: 2307 + 1652 = 3959 votes 1652

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
2267 Current Rating: 2267 + 1798 = 4065 votesCurrent Rating: 2267 + 1798 = 4065 votes 1798

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
2780 Current Rating: 2780 + 1934 = 4714 votesCurrent Rating: 2780 + 1934 = 4714 votes 1934

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
2140 Current Rating: 2140 + 1554 = 3694 votesCurrent Rating: 2140 + 1554 = 3694 votes 1554

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
2102 Current Rating: 2102 + 1766 = 3868 votesCurrent Rating: 2102 + 1766 = 3868 votes 1766

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
2757 Current Rating: 2757 + 2470 = 5227 votesCurrent Rating: 2757 + 2470 = 5227 votes 2470


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
2361 Current Rating: 2361 + 1543 = 3904 votesCurrent Rating: 2361 + 1543 = 3904 votes 1543

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
1945 Current Rating: 1945 + 1420 = 3365 votesCurrent Rating: 1945 + 1420 = 3365 votes 1420

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
1799 Current Rating: 1799 + 1360 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1799 + 1360 = 3159 votes 1360

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
2441 Current Rating: 2441 + 1928 = 4369 votesCurrent Rating: 2441 + 1928 = 4369 votes 1928

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
1891 Current Rating: 1891 + 1368 = 3259 votesCurrent Rating: 1891 + 1368 = 3259 votes 1368

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
2223 Current Rating: 2223 + 1311 = 3534 votesCurrent Rating: 2223 + 1311 = 3534 votes 1311

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
3885 Current Rating: 3885 + 3245 = 7130 votesCurrent Rating: 3885 + 3245 = 7130 votes 3245

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
1924 Current Rating: 1924 + 1432 = 3356 votesCurrent Rating: 1924 + 1432 = 3356 votes 1432

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
2095 Current Rating: 2095 + 1763 = 3858 votesCurrent Rating: 2095 + 1763 = 3858 votes 1763

[1220] 13: I need a double now
2032 Current Rating: 2032 + 1477 = 3509 votesCurrent Rating: 2032 + 1477 = 3509 votes 1477

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
1835 Current Rating: 1835 + 1420 = 3255 votesCurrent Rating: 1835 + 1420 = 3255 votes 1420

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
2421 Current Rating: 2421 + 2557 = 4978 votesCurrent Rating: 2421 + 2557 = 4978 votes 2557

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
2376 Current Rating: 2376 + 1892 = 4268 votesCurrent Rating: 2376 + 1892 = 4268 votes 1892

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
2720 Current Rating: 2720 + 2081 = 4801 votesCurrent Rating: 2720 + 2081 = 4801 votes 2081

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
2101 Current Rating: 2101 + 1955 = 4056 votesCurrent Rating: 2101 + 1955 = 4056 votes 1955

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
2038 Current Rating: 2038 + 1642 = 3680 votesCurrent Rating: 2038 + 1642 = 3680 votes 1642

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
3925 Current Rating: 3925 + 6517 = 10442 votesCurrent Rating: 3925 + 6517 = 10442 votes 6517

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
2792 Current Rating: 2792 + 2366 = 5158 votesCurrent Rating: 2792 + 2366 = 5158 votes 2366


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
2733 Current Rating: 2733 + 2391 = 5124 votesCurrent Rating: 2733 + 2391 = 5124 votes 2391

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
3991 Current Rating: 3991 + 4623 = 8614 votesCurrent Rating: 3991 + 4623 = 8614 votes 4623

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
3223 Current Rating: 3223 + 3132 = 6355 votesCurrent Rating: 3223 + 3132 = 6355 votes 3132

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
10040 Current Rating: 10040 + 12742 = 22782 votesCurrent Rating: 10040 + 12742 = 22782 votes 12742

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
4724 Current Rating: 4724 + 3677 = 8401 votesCurrent Rating: 4724 + 3677 = 8401 votes 3677

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
2570 Current Rating: 2570 + 2163 = 4733 votesCurrent Rating: 2570 + 2163 = 4733 votes 2163

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
12362 Current Rating: 12362 + 12631 = 24993 votesCurrent Rating: 12362 + 12631 = 24993 votes 12631

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
5121 Current Rating: 5121 + 5357 = 10478 votesCurrent Rating: 5121 + 5357 = 10478 votes 5357

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
3178 Current Rating: 3178 + 2558 = 5736 votesCurrent Rating: 3178 + 2558 = 5736 votes 2558

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
4002 Current Rating: 4002 + 2895 = 6897 votesCurrent Rating: 4002 + 2895 = 6897 votes 2895

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
3191 Current Rating: 3191 + 2643 = 5834 votesCurrent Rating: 3191 + 2643 = 5834 votes 2643

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
2078 Current Rating: 2078 + 1690 = 3768 votesCurrent Rating: 2078 + 1690 = 3768 votes 1690

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
2043 Current Rating: 2043 + 1715 = 3758 votesCurrent Rating: 2043 + 1715 = 3758 votes 1715

[1198] 10: Good morning class
2439 Current Rating: 2439 + 2100 = 4539 votesCurrent Rating: 2439 + 2100 = 4539 votes 2100

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
4019 Current Rating: 4019 + 3651 = 7670 votesCurrent Rating: 4019 + 3651 = 7670 votes 3651

[1196] 8: I
4347 Current Rating: 4347 + 4556 = 8903 votesCurrent Rating: 4347 + 4556 = 8903 votes 4556

[1195] 7: I do believe I
6318 Current Rating: 6318 + 6821 = 13139 votesCurrent Rating: 6318 + 6821 = 13139 votes 6821

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
2733 Current Rating: 2733 + 2181 = 4914 votesCurrent Rating: 2733 + 2181 = 4914 votes 2181

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
5713 Current Rating: 5713 + 6288 = 12001 votesCurrent Rating: 5713 + 6288 = 12001 votes 6288

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
3620 Current Rating: 3620 + 3811 = 7431 votesCurrent Rating: 3620 + 3811 = 7431 votes 3811

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
5558 Current Rating: 5558 + 4910 = 10468 votesCurrent Rating: 5558 + 4910 = 10468 votes 4910


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
3065 Current Rating: 3065 + 2431 = 5496 votesCurrent Rating: 3065 + 2431 = 5496 votes 2431

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
14643 Current Rating: 14643 + 14913 = 29556 votesCurrent Rating: 14643 + 14913 = 29556 votes 14913

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
8791 Current Rating: 8791 + 7910 = 16701 votesCurrent Rating: 8791 + 7910 = 16701 votes 7910

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
3564 Current Rating: 3564 + 2974 = 6538 votesCurrent Rating: 3564 + 2974 = 6538 votes 2974

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
2769 Current Rating: 2769 + 2334 = 5103 votesCurrent Rating: 2769 + 2334 = 5103 votes 2334

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
3531 Current Rating: 3531 + 1995 = 5526 votesCurrent Rating: 3531 + 1995 = 5526 votes 1995

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
2483 Current Rating: 2483 + 2329 = 4812 votesCurrent Rating: 2483 + 2329 = 4812 votes 2329

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
1873 Current Rating: 1873 + 1508 = 3381 votesCurrent Rating: 1873 + 1508 = 3381 votes 1508

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
2083 Current Rating: 2083 + 1611 = 3694 votesCurrent Rating: 2083 + 1611 = 3694 votes 1611

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
4238 Current Rating: 4238 + 3106 = 7344 votesCurrent Rating: 4238 + 3106 = 7344 votes 3106

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
2091 Current Rating: 2091 + 1781 = 3872 votesCurrent Rating: 2091 + 1781 = 3872 votes 1781

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
3177 Current Rating: 3177 + 2494 = 5671 votesCurrent Rating: 3177 + 2494 = 5671 votes 2494

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
2378 Current Rating: 2378 + 2274 = 4652 votesCurrent Rating: 2378 + 2274 = 4652 votes 2274

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
2372 Current Rating: 2372 + 1638 = 4010 votesCurrent Rating: 2372 + 1638 = 4010 votes 1638

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
2537 Current Rating: 2537 + 2110 = 4647 votesCurrent Rating: 2537 + 2110 = 4647 votes 2110

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
2780 Current Rating: 2780 + 3393 = 6173 votesCurrent Rating: 2780 + 3393 = 6173 votes 3393

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
2100 Current Rating: 2100 + 1621 = 3721 votesCurrent Rating: 2100 + 1621 = 3721 votes 1621

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
2747 Current Rating: 2747 + 2303 = 5050 votesCurrent Rating: 2747 + 2303 = 5050 votes 2303

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
2181 Current Rating: 2181 + 1697 = 3878 votesCurrent Rating: 2181 + 1697 = 3878 votes 1697

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
2003 Current Rating: 2003 + 1342 = 3345 votesCurrent Rating: 2003 + 1342 = 3345 votes 1342


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
2200 Current Rating: 2200 + 1840 = 4040 votesCurrent Rating: 2200 + 1840 = 4040 votes 1840

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
2127 Current Rating: 2127 + 1634 = 3761 votesCurrent Rating: 2127 + 1634 = 3761 votes 1634

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
2844 Current Rating: 2844 + 2198 = 5042 votesCurrent Rating: 2844 + 2198 = 5042 votes 2198

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
2215 Current Rating: 2215 + 1780 = 3995 votesCurrent Rating: 2215 + 1780 = 3995 votes 1780

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
1922 Current Rating: 1922 + 1512 = 3434 votesCurrent Rating: 1922 + 1512 = 3434 votes 1512

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
2207 Current Rating: 2207 + 1881 = 4088 votesCurrent Rating: 2207 + 1881 = 4088 votes 1881

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
2254 Current Rating: 2254 + 1710 = 3964 votesCurrent Rating: 2254 + 1710 = 3964 votes 1710

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
2151 Current Rating: 2151 + 1588 = 3739 votesCurrent Rating: 2151 + 1588 = 3739 votes 1588

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1332 = 3125 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1332 = 3125 votes 1332

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
3145 Current Rating: 3145 + 2517 = 5662 votesCurrent Rating: 3145 + 2517 = 5662 votes 2517

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
2247 Current Rating: 2247 + 1980 = 4227 votesCurrent Rating: 2247 + 1980 = 4227 votes 1980

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
2694 Current Rating: 2694 + 2368 = 5062 votesCurrent Rating: 2694 + 2368 = 5062 votes 2368

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
2113 Current Rating: 2113 + 1567 = 3680 votesCurrent Rating: 2113 + 1567 = 3680 votes 1567

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
4392 Current Rating: 4392 + 3466 = 7858 votesCurrent Rating: 4392 + 3466 = 7858 votes 3466

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
2687 Current Rating: 2687 + 2254 = 4941 votesCurrent Rating: 2687 + 2254 = 4941 votes 2254

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
4192 Current Rating: 4192 + 2653 = 6845 votesCurrent Rating: 4192 + 2653 = 6845 votes 2653


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
2817 Current Rating: 2817 + 2372 = 5189 votesCurrent Rating: 2817 + 2372 = 5189 votes 2372

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
3689 Current Rating: 3689 + 1913 = 5602 votesCurrent Rating: 3689 + 1913 = 5602 votes 1913

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
9802 Current Rating: 9802 + 9780 = 19582 votesCurrent Rating: 9802 + 9780 = 19582 votes 9780

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
5031 Current Rating: 5031 + 4245 = 9276 votesCurrent Rating: 5031 + 4245 = 9276 votes 4245

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
2742 Current Rating: 2742 + 2212 = 4954 votesCurrent Rating: 2742 + 2212 = 4954 votes 2212

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
3182 Current Rating: 3182 + 2127 = 5309 votesCurrent Rating: 3182 + 2127 = 5309 votes 2127

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
2666 Current Rating: 2666 + 2042 = 4708 votesCurrent Rating: 2666 + 2042 = 4708 votes 2042

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
2300 Current Rating: 2300 + 1562 = 3862 votesCurrent Rating: 2300 + 1562 = 3862 votes 1562

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
3320 Current Rating: 3320 + 2424 = 5744 votesCurrent Rating: 3320 + 2424 = 5744 votes 2424

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
2214 Current Rating: 2214 + 1637 = 3851 votesCurrent Rating: 2214 + 1637 = 3851 votes 1637


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
3167 Current Rating: 3167 + 2282 = 5449 votesCurrent Rating: 3167 + 2282 = 5449 votes 2282

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
2756 Current Rating: 2756 + 1984 = 4740 votesCurrent Rating: 2756 + 1984 = 4740 votes 1984

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
2544 Current Rating: 2544 + 1626 = 4170 votesCurrent Rating: 2544 + 1626 = 4170 votes 1626

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
2244 Current Rating: 2244 + 1761 = 4005 votesCurrent Rating: 2244 + 1761 = 4005 votes 1761

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
2070 Current Rating: 2070 + 1651 = 3721 votesCurrent Rating: 2070 + 1651 = 3721 votes 1651

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
4448 Current Rating: 4448 + 4380 = 8828 votesCurrent Rating: 4448 + 4380 = 8828 votes 4380

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
2773 Current Rating: 2773 + 1898 = 4671 votesCurrent Rating: 2773 + 1898 = 4671 votes 1898

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
9937 Current Rating: 9937 + 10467 = 20404 votesCurrent Rating: 9937 + 10467 = 20404 votes 10467

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
2975 Current Rating: 2975 + 3018 = 5993 votesCurrent Rating: 2975 + 3018 = 5993 votes 3018

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
3587 Current Rating: 3587 + 2562 = 6149 votesCurrent Rating: 3587 + 2562 = 6149 votes 2562

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
4257 Current Rating: 4257 + 4296 = 8553 votesCurrent Rating: 4257 + 4296 = 8553 votes 4296

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 3146 = 6782 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 3146 = 6782 votes 3146

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
8874 Current Rating: 8874 + 8584 = 17458 votesCurrent Rating: 8874 + 8584 = 17458 votes 8584

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
3228 Current Rating: 3228 + 2310 = 5538 votesCurrent Rating: 3228 + 2310 = 5538 votes 2310

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
4005 Current Rating: 4005 + 3310 = 7315 votesCurrent Rating: 4005 + 3310 = 7315 votes 3310

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
2196 Current Rating: 2196 + 1778 = 3974 votesCurrent Rating: 2196 + 1778 = 3974 votes 1778

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
3146 Current Rating: 3146 + 2173 = 5319 votesCurrent Rating: 3146 + 2173 = 5319 votes 2173

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
2775 Current Rating: 2775 + 2507 = 5282 votesCurrent Rating: 2775 + 2507 = 5282 votes 2507

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
2651 Current Rating: 2651 + 2537 = 5188 votesCurrent Rating: 2651 + 2537 = 5188 votes 2537

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
3395 Current Rating: 3395 + 2553 = 5948 votesCurrent Rating: 3395 + 2553 = 5948 votes 2553

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
3337 Current Rating: 3337 + 2398 = 5735 votesCurrent Rating: 3337 + 2398 = 5735 votes 2398

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
2655 Current Rating: 2655 + 2078 = 4733 votesCurrent Rating: 2655 + 2078 = 4733 votes 2078

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
2282 Current Rating: 2282 + 1724 = 4006 votesCurrent Rating: 2282 + 1724 = 4006 votes 1724

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
4221 Current Rating: 4221 + 5850 = 10071 votesCurrent Rating: 4221 + 5850 = 10071 votes 5850


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
2725 Current Rating: 2725 + 2144 = 4869 votesCurrent Rating: 2725 + 2144 = 4869 votes 2144

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
2836 Current Rating: 2836 + 2837 = 5673 votesCurrent Rating: 2836 + 2837 = 5673 votes 2837

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
3617 Current Rating: 3617 + 2847 = 6464 votesCurrent Rating: 3617 + 2847 = 6464 votes 2847

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
2257 Current Rating: 2257 + 1891 = 4148 votesCurrent Rating: 2257 + 1891 = 4148 votes 1891

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
2236 Current Rating: 2236 + 1571 = 3807 votesCurrent Rating: 2236 + 1571 = 3807 votes 1571

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
3411 Current Rating: 3411 + 2105 = 5516 votesCurrent Rating: 3411 + 2105 = 5516 votes 2105

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
2897 Current Rating: 2897 + 1845 = 4742 votesCurrent Rating: 2897 + 1845 = 4742 votes 1845

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
2878 Current Rating: 2878 + 2047 = 4925 votesCurrent Rating: 2878 + 2047 = 4925 votes 2047

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
2394 Current Rating: 2394 + 2041 = 4435 votesCurrent Rating: 2394 + 2041 = 4435 votes 2041

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
2127 Current Rating: 2127 + 1554 = 3681 votesCurrent Rating: 2127 + 1554 = 3681 votes 1554

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
4549 Current Rating: 4549 + 4388 = 8937 votesCurrent Rating: 4549 + 4388 = 8937 votes 4388

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
2765 Current Rating: 2765 + 2040 = 4805 votesCurrent Rating: 2765 + 2040 = 4805 votes 2040

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
2455 Current Rating: 2455 + 2450 = 4905 votesCurrent Rating: 2455 + 2450 = 4905 votes 2450

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
2547 Current Rating: 2547 + 1726 = 4273 votesCurrent Rating: 2547 + 1726 = 4273 votes 1726

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
2373 Current Rating: 2373 + 1816 = 4189 votesCurrent Rating: 2373 + 1816 = 4189 votes 1816

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
2437 Current Rating: 2437 + 1816 = 4253 votesCurrent Rating: 2437 + 1816 = 4253 votes 1816

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
2093 Current Rating: 2093 + 1661 = 3754 votesCurrent Rating: 2093 + 1661 = 3754 votes 1661

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
2628 Current Rating: 2628 + 2186 = 4814 votesCurrent Rating: 2628 + 2186 = 4814 votes 2186

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
2641 Current Rating: 2641 + 2081 = 4722 votesCurrent Rating: 2641 + 2081 = 4722 votes 2081


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
2121 Current Rating: 2121 + 1518 = 3639 votesCurrent Rating: 2121 + 1518 = 3639 votes 1518

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
2685 Current Rating: 2685 + 1897 = 4582 votesCurrent Rating: 2685 + 1897 = 4582 votes 1897

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
2714 Current Rating: 2714 + 2002 = 4716 votesCurrent Rating: 2714 + 2002 = 4716 votes 2002

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
2531 Current Rating: 2531 + 2233 = 4764 votesCurrent Rating: 2531 + 2233 = 4764 votes 2233

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
2876 Current Rating: 2876 + 2360 = 5236 votesCurrent Rating: 2876 + 2360 = 5236 votes 2360

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
2857 Current Rating: 2857 + 1938 = 4795 votesCurrent Rating: 2857 + 1938 = 4795 votes 1938

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
3932 Current Rating: 3932 + 4569 = 8501 votesCurrent Rating: 3932 + 4569 = 8501 votes 4569

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
3078 Current Rating: 3078 + 2265 = 5343 votesCurrent Rating: 3078 + 2265 = 5343 votes 2265

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
2117 Current Rating: 2117 + 1983 = 4100 votesCurrent Rating: 2117 + 1983 = 4100 votes 1983

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
3431 Current Rating: 3431 + 3553 = 6984 votesCurrent Rating: 3431 + 3553 = 6984 votes 3553

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
9871 Current Rating: 9871 + 8928 = 18799 votesCurrent Rating: 9871 + 8928 = 18799 votes 8928

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
2854 Current Rating: 2854 + 2785 = 5639 votesCurrent Rating: 2854 + 2785 = 5639 votes 2785

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
2569 Current Rating: 2569 + 2173 = 4742 votesCurrent Rating: 2569 + 2173 = 4742 votes 2173

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
2490 Current Rating: 2490 + 1919 = 4409 votesCurrent Rating: 2490 + 1919 = 4409 votes 1919

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
3026 Current Rating: 3026 + 2443 = 5469 votesCurrent Rating: 3026 + 2443 = 5469 votes 2443


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
2735 Current Rating: 2735 + 2116 = 4851 votesCurrent Rating: 2735 + 2116 = 4851 votes 2116

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
3054 Current Rating: 3054 + 2635 = 5689 votesCurrent Rating: 3054 + 2635 = 5689 votes 2635

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
2665 Current Rating: 2665 + 2279 = 4944 votesCurrent Rating: 2665 + 2279 = 4944 votes 2279

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
3768 Current Rating: 3768 + 2740 = 6508 votesCurrent Rating: 3768 + 2740 = 6508 votes 2740

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
3337 Current Rating: 3337 + 3078 = 6415 votesCurrent Rating: 3337 + 3078 = 6415 votes 3078

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
8476 Current Rating: 8476 + 7468 = 15944 votesCurrent Rating: 8476 + 7468 = 15944 votes 7468

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
2680 Current Rating: 2680 + 2085 = 4765 votesCurrent Rating: 2680 + 2085 = 4765 votes 2085

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
2509 Current Rating: 2509 + 1869 = 4378 votesCurrent Rating: 2509 + 1869 = 4378 votes 1869

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
14840 Current Rating: 14840 + 16613 = 31453 votesCurrent Rating: 14840 + 16613 = 31453 votes 16613

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
3294 Current Rating: 3294 + 2684 = 5978 votesCurrent Rating: 3294 + 2684 = 5978 votes 2684

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
1927 Current Rating: 1927 + 1520 = 3447 votesCurrent Rating: 1927 + 1520 = 3447 votes 1520

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
2949 Current Rating: 2949 + 2481 = 5430 votesCurrent Rating: 2949 + 2481 = 5430 votes 2481

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
2439 Current Rating: 2439 + 1879 = 4318 votesCurrent Rating: 2439 + 1879 = 4318 votes 1879

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
3606 Current Rating: 3606 + 2680 = 6286 votesCurrent Rating: 3606 + 2680 = 6286 votes 2680

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
3059 Current Rating: 3059 + 2589 = 5648 votesCurrent Rating: 3059 + 2589 = 5648 votes 2589

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
3751 Current Rating: 3751 + 2247 = 5998 votesCurrent Rating: 3751 + 2247 = 5998 votes 2247

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
3723 Current Rating: 3723 + 1989 = 5712 votesCurrent Rating: 3723 + 1989 = 5712 votes 1989

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
4338 Current Rating: 4338 + 4922 = 9260 votesCurrent Rating: 4338 + 4922 = 9260 votes 4922

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
11170 Current Rating: 11170 + 12562 = 23732 votesCurrent Rating: 11170 + 12562 = 23732 votes 12562

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
8324 Current Rating: 8324 + 9200 = 17524 votesCurrent Rating: 8324 + 9200 = 17524 votes 9200

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
4921 Current Rating: 4921 + 5148 = 10069 votesCurrent Rating: 4921 + 5148 = 10069 votes 5148

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
3644 Current Rating: 3644 + 2155 = 5799 votesCurrent Rating: 3644 + 2155 = 5799 votes 2155

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
3132 Current Rating: 3132 + 2584 = 5716 votesCurrent Rating: 3132 + 2584 = 5716 votes 2584


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
2972 Current Rating: 2972 + 2095 = 5067 votesCurrent Rating: 2972 + 2095 = 5067 votes 2095

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
2699 Current Rating: 2699 + 1615 = 4314 votesCurrent Rating: 2699 + 1615 = 4314 votes 1615

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
4215 Current Rating: 4215 + 2613 = 6828 votesCurrent Rating: 4215 + 2613 = 6828 votes 2613

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
13987 Current Rating: 13987 + 14111 = 28098 votesCurrent Rating: 13987 + 14111 = 28098 votes 14111

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
4919 Current Rating: 4919 + 3231 = 8150 votesCurrent Rating: 4919 + 3231 = 8150 votes 3231

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
3455 Current Rating: 3455 + 2676 = 6131 votesCurrent Rating: 3455 + 2676 = 6131 votes 2676

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
3249 Current Rating: 3249 + 2431 = 5680 votesCurrent Rating: 3249 + 2431 = 5680 votes 2431

[1056] 13: I won t be long
3713 Current Rating: 3713 + 2676 = 6389 votesCurrent Rating: 3713 + 2676 = 6389 votes 2676

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
5368 Current Rating: 5368 + 5679 = 11047 votesCurrent Rating: 5368 + 5679 = 11047 votes 5679

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
3176 Current Rating: 3176 + 2420 = 5596 votesCurrent Rating: 3176 + 2420 = 5596 votes 2420

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
3606 Current Rating: 3606 + 2734 = 6340 votesCurrent Rating: 3606 + 2734 = 6340 votes 2734

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
2799 Current Rating: 2799 + 1839 = 4638 votesCurrent Rating: 2799 + 1839 = 4638 votes 1839

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
2735 Current Rating: 2735 + 2177 = 4912 votesCurrent Rating: 2735 + 2177 = 4912 votes 2177

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 1734 = 5358 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 1734 = 5358 votes 1734

[1049] 6: Then she said
32783 Current Rating: 32783 + 34886 = 67669 votesCurrent Rating: 32783 + 34886 = 67669 votes 34886

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
3791 Current Rating: 3791 + 2405 = 6196 votesCurrent Rating: 3791 + 2405 = 6196 votes 2405

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
2105 Current Rating: 2105 + 1508 = 3613 votesCurrent Rating: 2105 + 1508 = 3613 votes 1508

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
3724 Current Rating: 3724 + 2617 = 6341 votesCurrent Rating: 3724 + 2617 = 6341 votes 2617


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 2199 = 5138 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 2199 = 5138 votes 2199

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
3129 Current Rating: 3129 + 2560 = 5689 votesCurrent Rating: 3129 + 2560 = 5689 votes 2560

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
7244 Current Rating: 7244 + 5500 = 12744 votesCurrent Rating: 7244 + 5500 = 12744 votes 5500

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
3499 Current Rating: 3499 + 2692 = 6191 votesCurrent Rating: 3499 + 2692 = 6191 votes 2692

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
10031 Current Rating: 10031 + 8618 = 18649 votesCurrent Rating: 10031 + 8618 = 18649 votes 8618

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
5138 Current Rating: 5138 + 3824 = 8962 votesCurrent Rating: 5138 + 3824 = 8962 votes 3824

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
2977 Current Rating: 2977 + 2101 = 5078 votesCurrent Rating: 2977 + 2101 = 5078 votes 2101

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
5953 Current Rating: 5953 + 5830 = 11783 votesCurrent Rating: 5953 + 5830 = 11783 votes 5830

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
3429 Current Rating: 3429 + 2430 = 5859 votesCurrent Rating: 3429 + 2430 = 5859 votes 2430

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
3523 Current Rating: 3523 + 2330 = 5853 votesCurrent Rating: 3523 + 2330 = 5853 votes 2330

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
3659 Current Rating: 3659 + 2782 = 6441 votesCurrent Rating: 3659 + 2782 = 6441 votes 2782

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
3303 Current Rating: 3303 + 2500 = 5803 votesCurrent Rating: 3303 + 2500 = 5803 votes 2500

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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