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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
1976 Current Rating: 1976 + 1497 = 3473 votesCurrent Rating: 1976 + 1497 = 3473 votes 1497

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
420 Current Rating: 420 + 464 = 884 votesCurrent Rating: 420 + 464 = 884 votes 464

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
548 Current Rating: 548 + 849 = 1397 votesCurrent Rating: 548 + 849 = 1397 votes 849

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
383 Current Rating: 383 + 449 = 832 votesCurrent Rating: 383 + 449 = 832 votes 449

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
510 Current Rating: 510 + 429 = 939 votesCurrent Rating: 510 + 429 = 939 votes 429

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
675 Current Rating: 675 + 700 = 1375 votesCurrent Rating: 675 + 700 = 1375 votes 700

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
492 Current Rating: 492 + 462 = 954 votesCurrent Rating: 492 + 462 = 954 votes 462

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
529 Current Rating: 529 + 509 = 1038 votesCurrent Rating: 529 + 509 = 1038 votes 509

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 801 = 1966 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 801 = 1966 votes 801

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
482 Current Rating: 482 + 505 = 987 votesCurrent Rating: 482 + 505 = 987 votes 505

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
549 Current Rating: 549 + 734 = 1283 votesCurrent Rating: 549 + 734 = 1283 votes 734

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
873 Current Rating: 873 + 1059 = 1932 votesCurrent Rating: 873 + 1059 = 1932 votes 1059


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
457 Current Rating: 457 + 529 = 986 votesCurrent Rating: 457 + 529 = 986 votes 529

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
362 Current Rating: 362 + 487 = 849 votesCurrent Rating: 362 + 487 = 849 votes 487

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
565 Current Rating: 565 + 473 = 1038 votesCurrent Rating: 565 + 473 = 1038 votes 473

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
519 Current Rating: 519 + 525 = 1044 votesCurrent Rating: 519 + 525 = 1044 votes 525

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
515 Current Rating: 515 + 481 = 996 votesCurrent Rating: 515 + 481 = 996 votes 481

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
375 Current Rating: 375 + 435 = 810 votesCurrent Rating: 375 + 435 = 810 votes 435

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
1942 Current Rating: 1942 + 1806 = 3748 votesCurrent Rating: 1942 + 1806 = 3748 votes 1806

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
372 Current Rating: 372 + 386 = 758 votesCurrent Rating: 372 + 386 = 758 votes 386

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
460 Current Rating: 460 + 561 = 1021 votesCurrent Rating: 460 + 561 = 1021 votes 561

[1220] 13: I need a double now
419 Current Rating: 419 + 544 = 963 votesCurrent Rating: 419 + 544 = 963 votes 544

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
410 Current Rating: 410 + 510 = 920 votesCurrent Rating: 410 + 510 = 920 votes 510

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
833 Current Rating: 833 + 1461 = 2294 votesCurrent Rating: 833 + 1461 = 2294 votes 1461

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
544 Current Rating: 544 + 590 = 1134 votesCurrent Rating: 544 + 590 = 1134 votes 590

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
604 Current Rating: 604 + 642 = 1246 votesCurrent Rating: 604 + 642 = 1246 votes 642

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
502 Current Rating: 502 + 812 = 1314 votesCurrent Rating: 502 + 812 = 1314 votes 812

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
453 Current Rating: 453 + 590 = 1043 votesCurrent Rating: 453 + 590 = 1043 votes 590

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2107 Current Rating: 2107 + 3116 = 5223 votesCurrent Rating: 2107 + 3116 = 5223 votes 3116

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
603 Current Rating: 603 + 804 = 1407 votesCurrent Rating: 603 + 804 = 1407 votes 804


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1572 = 3072 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1572 = 3072 votes 1572

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2792 Current Rating: 2792 + 3807 = 6599 votesCurrent Rating: 2792 + 3807 = 6599 votes 3807

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1645 Current Rating: 1645 + 1969 = 3614 votesCurrent Rating: 1645 + 1969 = 3614 votes 1969

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
8863 Current Rating: 8863 + 11885 = 20748 votesCurrent Rating: 8863 + 11885 = 20748 votes 11885

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
2901 Current Rating: 2901 + 2310 = 5211 votesCurrent Rating: 2901 + 2310 = 5211 votes 2310

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
824 Current Rating: 824 + 872 = 1696 votesCurrent Rating: 824 + 872 = 1696 votes 872

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10045 Current Rating: 10045 + 11098 = 21143 votesCurrent Rating: 10045 + 11098 = 21143 votes 11098

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 4548 = 8347 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 4548 = 8347 votes 4548

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1486 = 3091 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1486 = 3091 votes 1486

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
1875 Current Rating: 1875 + 1633 = 3508 votesCurrent Rating: 1875 + 1633 = 3508 votes 1633

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1686 Current Rating: 1686 + 1555 = 3241 votesCurrent Rating: 1686 + 1555 = 3241 votes 1555

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
790 Current Rating: 790 + 839 = 1629 votesCurrent Rating: 790 + 839 = 1629 votes 839

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
606 Current Rating: 606 + 714 = 1320 votesCurrent Rating: 606 + 714 = 1320 votes 714

[1198] 10: Good morning class
537 Current Rating: 537 + 736 = 1273 votesCurrent Rating: 537 + 736 = 1273 votes 736

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2283 Current Rating: 2283 + 2235 = 4518 votesCurrent Rating: 2283 + 2235 = 4518 votes 2235

[1196] 8: I
3300 Current Rating: 3300 + 3936 = 7236 votesCurrent Rating: 3300 + 3936 = 7236 votes 3936

[1195] 7: I do believe I
4737 Current Rating: 4737 + 5857 = 10594 votesCurrent Rating: 4737 + 5857 = 10594 votes 5857

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1217 = 2680 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1217 = 2680 votes 1217

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4500 Current Rating: 4500 + 5516 = 10016 votesCurrent Rating: 4500 + 5516 = 10016 votes 5516

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2395 Current Rating: 2395 + 3000 = 5395 votesCurrent Rating: 2395 + 3000 = 5395 votes 3000

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
3770 Current Rating: 3770 + 3670 = 7440 votesCurrent Rating: 3770 + 3670 = 7440 votes 3670


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 1183 = 2637 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 1183 = 2637 votes 1183

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13378 Current Rating: 13378 + 14122 = 27500 votesCurrent Rating: 13378 + 14122 = 27500 votes 14122

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7010 Current Rating: 7010 + 6740 = 13750 votesCurrent Rating: 7010 + 6740 = 13750 votes 6740

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
1948 Current Rating: 1948 + 1622 = 3570 votesCurrent Rating: 1948 + 1622 = 3570 votes 1622

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
970 Current Rating: 970 + 927 = 1897 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 927 = 1897 votes 927

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
1678 Current Rating: 1678 + 798 = 2476 votesCurrent Rating: 1678 + 798 = 2476 votes 798

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
761 Current Rating: 761 + 805 = 1566 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 805 = 1566 votes 805

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
369 Current Rating: 369 + 444 = 813 votesCurrent Rating: 369 + 444 = 813 votes 444

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
485 Current Rating: 485 + 439 = 924 votesCurrent Rating: 485 + 439 = 924 votes 439

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2408 Current Rating: 2408 + 1891 = 4299 votesCurrent Rating: 2408 + 1891 = 4299 votes 1891

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
841 Current Rating: 841 + 981 = 1822 votesCurrent Rating: 841 + 981 = 1822 votes 981

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1087 = 2418 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1087 = 2418 votes 1087

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
655 Current Rating: 655 + 838 = 1493 votesCurrent Rating: 655 + 838 = 1493 votes 838

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
697 Current Rating: 697 + 671 = 1368 votesCurrent Rating: 697 + 671 = 1368 votes 671

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
580 Current Rating: 580 + 719 = 1299 votesCurrent Rating: 580 + 719 = 1299 votes 719

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1105 = 2173 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1105 = 2173 votes 1105

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
738 Current Rating: 738 + 708 = 1446 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 708 = 1446 votes 708

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1044 = 2199 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1044 = 2199 votes 1044

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
479 Current Rating: 479 + 499 = 978 votesCurrent Rating: 479 + 499 = 978 votes 499

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
477 Current Rating: 477 + 470 = 947 votesCurrent Rating: 477 + 470 = 947 votes 470


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
466 Current Rating: 466 + 489 = 955 votesCurrent Rating: 466 + 489 = 955 votes 489

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
524 Current Rating: 524 + 537 = 1061 votesCurrent Rating: 524 + 537 = 1061 votes 537

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
623 Current Rating: 623 + 681 = 1304 votesCurrent Rating: 623 + 681 = 1304 votes 681

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
567 Current Rating: 567 + 613 = 1180 votesCurrent Rating: 567 + 613 = 1180 votes 613

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
439 Current Rating: 439 + 544 = 983 votesCurrent Rating: 439 + 544 = 983 votes 544

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
624 Current Rating: 624 + 671 = 1295 votesCurrent Rating: 624 + 671 = 1295 votes 671

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
544 Current Rating: 544 + 556 = 1100 votesCurrent Rating: 544 + 556 = 1100 votes 556

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
957 Current Rating: 957 + 722 = 1679 votesCurrent Rating: 957 + 722 = 1679 votes 722

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
471 Current Rating: 471 + 491 = 962 votesCurrent Rating: 471 + 491 = 962 votes 491

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 1336 = 2874 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 1336 = 2874 votes 1336

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
775 Current Rating: 775 + 927 = 1702 votesCurrent Rating: 775 + 927 = 1702 votes 927

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1320 = 2645 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1320 = 2645 votes 1320

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
633 Current Rating: 633 + 663 = 1296 votesCurrent Rating: 633 + 663 = 1296 votes 663

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2590 Current Rating: 2590 + 2192 = 4782 votesCurrent Rating: 2590 + 2192 = 4782 votes 2192

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1257 = 2485 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1257 = 2485 votes 1257

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
1839 Current Rating: 1839 + 1453 = 3292 votesCurrent Rating: 1839 + 1453 = 3292 votes 1453


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
923 Current Rating: 923 + 839 = 1762 votesCurrent Rating: 923 + 839 = 1762 votes 839

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
1715 Current Rating: 1715 + 954 = 2669 votesCurrent Rating: 1715 + 954 = 2669 votes 954

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
3368 Current Rating: 3368 + 3614 = 6982 votesCurrent Rating: 3368 + 3614 = 6982 votes 3614

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1242 = 2942 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1242 = 2942 votes 1242

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1358 = 2868 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1358 = 2868 votes 1358

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
1869 Current Rating: 1869 + 1227 = 3096 votesCurrent Rating: 1869 + 1227 = 3096 votes 1227

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1202 = 2708 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1202 = 2708 votes 1202

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
743 Current Rating: 743 + 643 = 1386 votesCurrent Rating: 743 + 643 = 1386 votes 643

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1644 Current Rating: 1644 + 1188 = 2832 votesCurrent Rating: 1644 + 1188 = 2832 votes 1188

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
553 Current Rating: 553 + 596 = 1149 votesCurrent Rating: 553 + 596 = 1149 votes 596


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1073 = 2404 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1073 = 2404 votes 1073

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 873 = 2082 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 873 = 2082 votes 873

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1006 Current Rating: 1006 + 750 = 1756 votesCurrent Rating: 1006 + 750 = 1756 votes 750

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
641 Current Rating: 641 + 622 = 1263 votesCurrent Rating: 641 + 622 = 1263 votes 622

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
567 Current Rating: 567 + 622 = 1189 votesCurrent Rating: 567 + 622 = 1189 votes 622

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
2722 Current Rating: 2722 + 3197 = 5919 votesCurrent Rating: 2722 + 3197 = 5919 votes 3197

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1027 = 2566 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1027 = 2566 votes 1027

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
6071 Current Rating: 6071 + 6386 = 12457 votesCurrent Rating: 6071 + 6386 = 12457 votes 6386

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1307 = 2678 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1307 = 2678 votes 1307

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
1823 Current Rating: 1823 + 1300 = 3123 votesCurrent Rating: 1823 + 1300 = 3123 votes 1300

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2336 Current Rating: 2336 + 3024 = 5360 votesCurrent Rating: 2336 + 3024 = 5360 votes 3024

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1529 = 2893 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1529 = 2893 votes 1529

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
2888 Current Rating: 2888 + 2277 = 5165 votesCurrent Rating: 2888 + 2277 = 5165 votes 2277

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1054 Current Rating: 1054 + 837 = 1891 votesCurrent Rating: 1054 + 837 = 1891 votes 837

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
1901 Current Rating: 1901 + 1576 = 3477 votesCurrent Rating: 1901 + 1576 = 3477 votes 1576

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
670 Current Rating: 670 + 626 = 1296 votesCurrent Rating: 670 + 626 = 1296 votes 626

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1022 = 2224 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1022 = 2224 votes 1022

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
813 Current Rating: 813 + 1116 = 1929 votesCurrent Rating: 813 + 1116 = 1929 votes 1116

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1674 = 3146 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1674 = 3146 votes 1674

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1366 = 3107 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1366 = 3107 votes 1366

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 996 = 2289 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 996 = 2289 votes 996

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1083 = 2195 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1083 = 2195 votes 1083

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
850 Current Rating: 850 + 819 = 1669 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 819 = 1669 votes 819

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2565 Current Rating: 2565 + 4561 = 7126 votesCurrent Rating: 2565 + 4561 = 7126 votes 4561


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
904 Current Rating: 904 + 812 = 1716 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 812 = 1716 votes 812

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1770 = 3085 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1770 = 3085 votes 1770

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1321 = 2949 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1321 = 2949 votes 1321

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
658 Current Rating: 658 + 688 = 1346 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 688 = 1346 votes 688

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
684 Current Rating: 684 + 585 = 1269 votesCurrent Rating: 684 + 585 = 1269 votes 585

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 892 = 2121 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 892 = 2121 votes 892

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
696 Current Rating: 696 + 667 = 1363 votesCurrent Rating: 696 + 667 = 1363 votes 667

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1226 = 2812 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1226 = 2812 votes 1226

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1235 = 2378 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1235 = 2378 votes 1235

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
777 Current Rating: 777 + 652 = 1429 votesCurrent Rating: 777 + 652 = 1429 votes 652

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
1723 Current Rating: 1723 + 1048 = 2771 votesCurrent Rating: 1723 + 1048 = 2771 votes 1048

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
967 Current Rating: 967 + 809 = 1776 votesCurrent Rating: 967 + 809 = 1776 votes 809

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1406 = 2659 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1406 = 2659 votes 1406

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1013 Current Rating: 1013 + 788 = 1801 votesCurrent Rating: 1013 + 788 = 1801 votes 788

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
631 Current Rating: 631 + 677 = 1308 votesCurrent Rating: 631 + 677 = 1308 votes 677

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
834 Current Rating: 834 + 760 = 1594 votesCurrent Rating: 834 + 760 = 1594 votes 760

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
679 Current Rating: 679 + 735 = 1414 votesCurrent Rating: 679 + 735 = 1414 votes 735

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1566 Current Rating: 1566 + 1508 = 3074 votesCurrent Rating: 1566 + 1508 = 3074 votes 1508

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1183 = 2544 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1183 = 2544 votes 1183


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
761 Current Rating: 761 + 708 = 1469 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 708 = 1469 votes 708

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
905 Current Rating: 905 + 816 = 1721 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 816 = 1721 votes 816

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
853 Current Rating: 853 + 774 = 1627 votesCurrent Rating: 853 + 774 = 1627 votes 774

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1355 Current Rating: 1355 + 1427 = 2782 votesCurrent Rating: 1355 + 1427 = 2782 votes 1427

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1081 Current Rating: 1081 + 876 = 1957 votesCurrent Rating: 1081 + 876 = 1957 votes 876

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1678 Current Rating: 1678 + 1144 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1678 + 1144 = 2822 votes 1144

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2407 Current Rating: 2407 + 3434 = 5841 votesCurrent Rating: 2407 + 3434 = 5841 votes 3434

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
1991 Current Rating: 1991 + 1551 = 3542 votesCurrent Rating: 1991 + 1551 = 3542 votes 1551

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
715 Current Rating: 715 + 796 = 1511 votesCurrent Rating: 715 + 796 = 1511 votes 796

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 2431 = 4107 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 2431 = 4107 votes 2431

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
4004 Current Rating: 4004 + 5411 = 9415 votesCurrent Rating: 4004 + 5411 = 9415 votes 5411

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1406 = 2686 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1406 = 2686 votes 1406

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 1156 = 2318 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 1156 = 2318 votes 1156

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
830 Current Rating: 830 + 733 = 1563 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 733 = 1563 votes 733

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1406 Current Rating: 1406 + 1360 = 2766 votesCurrent Rating: 1406 + 1360 = 2766 votes 1360


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 1068 = 2155 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 1068 = 2155 votes 1068

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1835 Current Rating: 1835 + 1879 = 3714 votesCurrent Rating: 1835 + 1879 = 3714 votes 1879

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 1380 = 2840 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 1380 = 2840 votes 1380

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1625 = 3253 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1625 = 3253 votes 1625

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 1230 = 2544 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 1230 = 2544 votes 1230

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
2892 Current Rating: 2892 + 2414 = 5306 votesCurrent Rating: 2892 + 2414 = 5306 votes 2414

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
880 Current Rating: 880 + 858 = 1738 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 858 = 1738 votes 858

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
748 Current Rating: 748 + 735 = 1483 votesCurrent Rating: 748 + 735 = 1483 votes 735

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
6950 Current Rating: 6950 + 8907 = 15857 votesCurrent Rating: 6950 + 8907 = 15857 votes 8907

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1336 Current Rating: 1336 + 1432 = 2768 votesCurrent Rating: 1336 + 1432 = 2768 votes 1432

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
741 Current Rating: 741 + 797 = 1538 votesCurrent Rating: 741 + 797 = 1538 votes 797

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 929 = 2269 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 929 = 2269 votes 929

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 987 = 2118 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 987 = 2118 votes 987

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1522 = 3114 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1522 = 3114 votes 1522

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1803 = 3608 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1803 = 3608 votes 1803

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
1439 Current Rating: 1439 + 1055 = 2494 votesCurrent Rating: 1439 + 1055 = 2494 votes 1055

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1070 = 2497 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1070 = 2497 votes 1070

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 824 = 2342 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 824 = 2342 votes 824

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
2260 Current Rating: 2260 + 2944 = 5204 votesCurrent Rating: 2260 + 2944 = 5204 votes 2944

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
2852 Current Rating: 2852 + 2999 = 5851 votesCurrent Rating: 2852 + 2999 = 5851 votes 2999

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 897 = 2543 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 897 = 2543 votes 897

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 864 = 2051 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 864 = 2051 votes 864

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1196 = 2596 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1196 = 2596 votes 1196


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
981 Current Rating: 981 + 803 = 1784 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 803 = 1784 votes 803

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
726 Current Rating: 726 + 689 = 1415 votesCurrent Rating: 726 + 689 = 1415 votes 689

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1139 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1139 = 2794 votes 1139

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
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[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
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[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
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[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
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[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
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[1054] 11: What are you doing?
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[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
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[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
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[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
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[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
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[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
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[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
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[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
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[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
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[1028] 3: What are you reading?
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[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
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[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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