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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
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[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
723 734
[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
1242 1526
[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
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[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
914 757
[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
1457 1459
[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
1018 847
[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
1026 985
[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1620 1205
[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
900 839
[1231] 2: How can I help you?
865 1030
[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1314 1493
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Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
1014 872
[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
720 761
[1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on
774 695
[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
1028 1019
[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
767 716
[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
935 630
[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2534 2364
[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
708 693
[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
847 948
[1220] 13: I need a double now
771 785
[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
683 757
[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1267 1859
[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
1102 1022
[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
1334 1131
[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
873 1186
[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
811 880
[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2689 4519
[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
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Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1769 1833
[1210] 30: I don t understand women
3040 4069
[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
2066 2401
[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9156 12177
[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3373 2794
[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1245 1288
[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10445 11546
[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
4100 4815
[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
2018 1857
[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2449 2126
[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
2078 1927
[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
1006 1070
[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
878 998
[1198] 10: Good morning class
1121 1205
[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2747 2729
[1196] 8: I
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[1195] 7: I do believe I
5183 6182
[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1761 1576
[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4789 5770
[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2682 3284
[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
4288 4122
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Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1927 1672
[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13602 14348
[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7593 7175
[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2412 2144
[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1485 1438
[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
2273 1214
[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
1233 1303
[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
682 759
[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
838 803
[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2962 2361
[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
1085 1217
[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1933 1665
[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
1193 1407
[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
1243 1003
[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
1239 1192
[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1569 2192
[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
1049 979
[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1638 1524
[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
924 889
[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
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Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
933 948
[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
867 861
[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
1463 1237
[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
1006 1001
[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
736 815
[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
1077 996
[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
1007 927
[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1199 982
[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
688 699
[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
2020 1767
[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
1123 1264
[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1683 1737
[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
919 903
[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
3079 2638
[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1615 1608
[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
2783 1954
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Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1463 1416
[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2443 1282
[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
7091 6727
[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
3428 3664
[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1773 1629
[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again …
2194 1542
[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1740 1474
[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight …
1158 931
[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
2094 1629
[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
1050 877
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Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
2054 1583
[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1639 1276
[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1480 1039
[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
1056 975
[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
896 911
[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
3241 3629
[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1814 1320
[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
7765 6805
[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1817 2082
[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2374 1783
[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
3016 3565
[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
2070 2226
[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
6220 7540
[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1793 1399
[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
2586 2289
[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
1051 1005
[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1835 1462
[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1440 1638
[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1709 1974
[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
2223 1798
[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
2083 1589
[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1543 1432
[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1243 1127
[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
3012 5014
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May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1508 1321
[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1695 2135
[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2249 1889
[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
1082 1099
[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
1047 880
[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
2048 1355
[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
1518 1086
[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1893 1484
[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1430 1496
[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
1100 920
[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
2965 3587
[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1546 1259
[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1494 1822
[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1471 1094
[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
1235 1048
[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1293 1120
[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
944 998
[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1741 1707
[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1617 1460
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Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
1069 935
[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1502 1194
[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1467 1225
[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1572 1667
[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1605 1449
[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1915 1387
[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2782 3824
[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2193 1758
[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
1089 1127
[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
2189 2864
[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
7266 7632
[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1675 1995
[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1506 1508
[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1273 1146
[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1905 1741
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Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1608 1452
[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
2088 2093
[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1737 1700
[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2511 2104
[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1981 1991
[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
5953 6576
[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1409 1301
[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
1268 1145
[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
11700 13884
[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1995 1900
[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
912 956
[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1860 1621
[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1443 1286
[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
2294 2013
[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
2065 2027
[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
2414 1551
[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
2213 1389
[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
2650 4221
[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
7114 7565
[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
5582 4321
[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
3133 4432
[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
2069 1365
[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1903 1755
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Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1669 1272
[1062] 19: You look hung-over
1405 1018
[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
2674 1734
[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
10485 11580
[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
3167 2568
[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
2255 1955
[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
1881 1684
[1056] 13: I won t be long
2203 1676
[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
3511 4864
[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1852 1671
[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
2095 1935
[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1626 1216
[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1564 1403
[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
2195 1197
[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
2288 1713
[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through …
1019 878
[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
1614 1449
[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
2393 1936
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
1641 1404
[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
2127 1520
[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
2025 1894
[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
5509 4839
[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
2166 1895
[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
2299 1712
[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
5922 6959
[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
11333 17076
[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
3583 2999
[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
1836 1436
[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
3124 2000
[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
3943 5047
[1031] 6: Damn it all!
10571 10367
[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
2080 1641
[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
2217 1757
[1028] 3: What are you reading?
2325 2006
[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
2219 1888
[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
1898 1527
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