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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
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[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
879 915
[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
1534 1854
[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
948 884
[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
1124 930
[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
1770 1866
[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
1265 1051
[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
1240 1183
[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1806 1376
[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
1094 984
[1231] 2: How can I help you?
1023 1161
[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1771 1907
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Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
1321 1016
[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
869 858
[1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on
862 788
[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
1259 1236
[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
878 818
[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
1251 795
[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2793 2594
[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
846 841
[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
1010 1104
[1220] 13: I need a double now
954 888
[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
796 856
[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1454 2018
[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
1346 1264
[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
1694 1428
[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
1037 1344
[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
929 991
[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2962 6008
[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
1693 1687
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Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1885 1933
[1210] 30: I don t understand women
3140 4165
[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
2254 2569
[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9274 12292
[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3633 3035
[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1430 1478
[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10637 11744
[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
4206 4909
[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
2224 2006
[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2670 2344
[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
2231 2087
[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
1096 1165
[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
992 1122
[1198] 10: Good morning class
1346 1432
[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2930 3001
[1196] 8: I
3514 4144
[1195] 7: I do believe I
5413 6314
[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1871 1721
[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4900 5863
[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2786 3381
[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
4539 4310
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Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
2112 1841
[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13676 14427
[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7852 7344
[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2595 2383
[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1702 1656
[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
2510 1393
[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
1404 1504
[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
810 892
[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
989 969
[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
3167 2520
[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
1171 1302
[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
2129 1880
[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
1428 1621
[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
1459 1145
[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
1512 1530
[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1759 2651
[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
1172 1083
[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1825 1761
[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
1118 1069
[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
921 791
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Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
1115 1143
[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
1029 1005
[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
1793 1580
[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
1201 1173
[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
863 944
[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
1253 1154
[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
1211 1112
[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1283 1132
[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
772 793
[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
2185 1934
[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
1276 1414
[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1813 1891
[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
1066 1009
[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
3316 2839
[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1761 1745
[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
3237 2140
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Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1707 1671
[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2755 1429
[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
8653 9180
[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
4237 3832
[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1883 1762
[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again …
2332 1669
[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1833 1594
[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight …
1322 1055
[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
2308 1810
[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
1249 1009
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Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
2309 1809
[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1799 1437
[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1692 1169
[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
1234 1138
[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
1039 1052
[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
3463 3803
[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1928 1424
[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
8721 9979
[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1994 2362
[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2602 1967
[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
3299 3741
[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
2432 2495
[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
7782 7980
[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
2142 1636
[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
2861 2620
[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
1221 1168
[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
2156 1635
[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1688 1866
[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1802 2114
[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
2433 1986
[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
2375 1824
[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1721 1571
[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1400 1250
[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
3199 5223
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May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1752 1541
[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1862 2277
[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2528 2145
[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
1247 1277
[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
1225 1020
[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
2446 1562
[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
1848 1282
[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
2018 1588
[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1536 1593
[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
1231 1044
[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
3411 3786
[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1782 1456
[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1585 1963
[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1661 1229
[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
1461 1277
[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1501 1278
[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
1072 1093
[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1802 1775
[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1740 1593
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Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
1203 1029
[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1778 1365
[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1719 1418
[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1660 1770
[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1858 1722
[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
2017 1485
[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2948 3981
[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2273 1848
[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
1205 1281
[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
2396 3008
[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
8266 8141
[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1850 2189
[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1647 1654
[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1478 1343
[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
2109 1897
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Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1837 1618
[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
2203 2190
[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1837 1824
[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2876 2290
[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
2261 2391
[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
7506 6926
[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1637 1496
[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
1474 1317
[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
13337 15310
[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
2264 2095
[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
978 1019
[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
2023 1982
[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1553 1412
[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
2572 2204
[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
2174 2123
[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
2804 1751
[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
2620 1513
[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
3144 4379
[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
9848 11828
[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
7134 8824
[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
3817 4623
[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
2500 1564
[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
2090 1989
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Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1945 1487
[1062] 19: You look hung-over
1780 1154
[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
3146 2004
[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
12151 12891
[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
3895 2758
[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
2533 2202
[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
2196 1870
[1056] 13: I won t be long
2525 2026
[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
4300 5089
[1054] 11: What are you doing?
2122 1844
[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
2469 2154
[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1870 1367
[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1731 1594
[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
2553 1286
[1049] 6: Then she said
31893 34420
[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
2716 1930
[1047] 4: It says here on this website
1177 1103
[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through …
1154 978
[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
1872 1678
[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
2687 2109
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
1907 1607
[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
2431 1738
[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
2177 2042
[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
6278 5014
[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
2472 2096
[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
2544 1902
[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
8853 7967
[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
13436 18683
[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
4106 3232
[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
2040 1613
[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
3675 2219
[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
4952 5284
[1031] 6: Damn it all!
13957 15932
[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
2381 1846
[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
2511 1873
[1028] 3: What are you reading?
2612 2227
[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
2371 2048
[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
2075 1756
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