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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
1743 Current Rating: 1743 + 1398 = 3141 votesCurrent Rating: 1743 + 1398 = 3141 votes 1398

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
391 Current Rating: 391 + 438 = 829 votesCurrent Rating: 391 + 438 = 829 votes 438

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
489 Current Rating: 489 + 783 = 1272 votesCurrent Rating: 489 + 783 = 1272 votes 783

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
358 Current Rating: 358 + 426 = 784 votesCurrent Rating: 358 + 426 = 784 votes 426

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
479 Current Rating: 479 + 401 = 880 votesCurrent Rating: 479 + 401 = 880 votes 401

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
615 Current Rating: 615 + 622 = 1237 votesCurrent Rating: 615 + 622 = 1237 votes 622

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
443 Current Rating: 443 + 419 = 862 votesCurrent Rating: 443 + 419 = 862 votes 419

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
459 Current Rating: 459 + 447 = 906 votesCurrent Rating: 459 + 447 = 906 votes 447

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1110 Current Rating: 1110 + 750 = 1860 votesCurrent Rating: 1110 + 750 = 1860 votes 750

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
446 Current Rating: 446 + 464 = 910 votesCurrent Rating: 446 + 464 = 910 votes 464

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
521 Current Rating: 521 + 699 = 1220 votesCurrent Rating: 521 + 699 = 1220 votes 699

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
782 Current Rating: 782 + 968 = 1750 votesCurrent Rating: 782 + 968 = 1750 votes 968


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
423 Current Rating: 423 + 485 = 908 votesCurrent Rating: 423 + 485 = 908 votes 485

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
334 Current Rating: 334 + 452 = 786 votesCurrent Rating: 334 + 452 = 786 votes 452

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
348 Current Rating: 348 + 439 = 787 votesCurrent Rating: 348 + 439 = 787 votes 439

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
461 Current Rating: 461 + 478 = 939 votesCurrent Rating: 461 + 478 = 939 votes 478

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
488 Current Rating: 488 + 446 = 934 votesCurrent Rating: 488 + 446 = 934 votes 446

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
351 Current Rating: 351 + 409 = 760 votesCurrent Rating: 351 + 409 = 760 votes 409

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
1886 Current Rating: 1886 + 1748 = 3634 votesCurrent Rating: 1886 + 1748 = 3634 votes 1748

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
345 Current Rating: 345 + 361 = 706 votesCurrent Rating: 345 + 361 = 706 votes 361

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
425 Current Rating: 425 + 515 = 940 votesCurrent Rating: 425 + 515 = 940 votes 515

[1220] 13: I need a double now
399 Current Rating: 399 + 519 = 918 votesCurrent Rating: 399 + 519 = 918 votes 519

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
382 Current Rating: 382 + 481 = 863 votesCurrent Rating: 382 + 481 = 863 votes 481

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
787 Current Rating: 787 + 1423 = 2210 votesCurrent Rating: 787 + 1423 = 2210 votes 1423

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
508 Current Rating: 508 + 554 = 1062 votesCurrent Rating: 508 + 554 = 1062 votes 554

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
562 Current Rating: 562 + 600 = 1162 votesCurrent Rating: 562 + 600 = 1162 votes 600

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
465 Current Rating: 465 + 780 = 1245 votesCurrent Rating: 465 + 780 = 1245 votes 780

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
424 Current Rating: 424 + 559 = 983 votesCurrent Rating: 424 + 559 = 983 votes 559

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2050 Current Rating: 2050 + 1085 = 3135 votesCurrent Rating: 2050 + 1085 = 3135 votes 1085

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
561 Current Rating: 561 + 757 = 1318 votesCurrent Rating: 561 + 757 = 1318 votes 757


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1537 = 3009 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1537 = 3009 votes 1537

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2761 Current Rating: 2761 + 3767 = 6528 votesCurrent Rating: 2761 + 3767 = 6528 votes 3767

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 1913 = 3511 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 1913 = 3511 votes 1913

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
8513 Current Rating: 8513 + 11778 = 20291 votesCurrent Rating: 8513 + 11778 = 20291 votes 11778

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
2847 Current Rating: 2847 + 2253 = 5100 votesCurrent Rating: 2847 + 2253 = 5100 votes 2253

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
786 Current Rating: 786 + 825 = 1611 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 825 = 1611 votes 825

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
9899 Current Rating: 9899 + 10982 = 20881 votesCurrent Rating: 9899 + 10982 = 20881 votes 10982

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3762 Current Rating: 3762 + 4517 = 8279 votesCurrent Rating: 3762 + 4517 = 8279 votes 4517

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1439 = 2967 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1439 = 2967 votes 1439

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
1788 Current Rating: 1788 + 1561 = 3349 votesCurrent Rating: 1788 + 1561 = 3349 votes 1561

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1648 Current Rating: 1648 + 1502 = 3150 votesCurrent Rating: 1648 + 1502 = 3150 votes 1502

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
768 Current Rating: 768 + 817 = 1585 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 817 = 1585 votes 817

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
581 Current Rating: 581 + 682 = 1263 votesCurrent Rating: 581 + 682 = 1263 votes 682

[1198] 10: Good morning class
492 Current Rating: 492 + 683 = 1175 votesCurrent Rating: 492 + 683 = 1175 votes 683

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2228 Current Rating: 2228 + 2187 = 4415 votesCurrent Rating: 2228 + 2187 = 4415 votes 2187

[1196] 8: I
3278 Current Rating: 3278 + 3920 = 7198 votesCurrent Rating: 3278 + 3920 = 7198 votes 3920

[1195] 7: I do believe I
4704 Current Rating: 4704 + 5802 = 10506 votesCurrent Rating: 4704 + 5802 = 10506 votes 5802

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 1177 = 2602 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 1177 = 2602 votes 1177

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4451 Current Rating: 4451 + 5483 = 9934 votesCurrent Rating: 4451 + 5483 = 9934 votes 5483

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2367 Current Rating: 2367 + 2976 = 5343 votesCurrent Rating: 2367 + 2976 = 5343 votes 2976

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
3738 Current Rating: 3738 + 3633 = 7371 votesCurrent Rating: 3738 + 3633 = 7371 votes 3633


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1397 Current Rating: 1397 + 1127 = 2524 votesCurrent Rating: 1397 + 1127 = 2524 votes 1127

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13327 Current Rating: 13327 + 14007 = 27334 votesCurrent Rating: 13327 + 14007 = 27334 votes 14007

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
6974 Current Rating: 6974 + 6701 = 13675 votesCurrent Rating: 6974 + 6701 = 13675 votes 6701

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
1881 Current Rating: 1881 + 1582 = 3463 votesCurrent Rating: 1881 + 1582 = 3463 votes 1582

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
918 Current Rating: 918 + 880 = 1798 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 880 = 1798 votes 880

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 752 = 2351 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 752 = 2351 votes 752

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
697 Current Rating: 697 + 747 = 1444 votesCurrent Rating: 697 + 747 = 1444 votes 747

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
341 Current Rating: 341 + 417 = 758 votesCurrent Rating: 341 + 417 = 758 votes 417

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
443 Current Rating: 443 + 409 = 852 votesCurrent Rating: 443 + 409 = 852 votes 409

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2353 Current Rating: 2353 + 1839 = 4192 votesCurrent Rating: 2353 + 1839 = 4192 votes 1839

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
813 Current Rating: 813 + 950 = 1763 votesCurrent Rating: 813 + 950 = 1763 votes 950

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 989 = 2232 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 989 = 2232 votes 989

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
570 Current Rating: 570 + 757 = 1327 votesCurrent Rating: 570 + 757 = 1327 votes 757

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
662 Current Rating: 662 + 642 = 1304 votesCurrent Rating: 662 + 642 = 1304 votes 642

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
531 Current Rating: 531 + 673 = 1204 votesCurrent Rating: 531 + 673 = 1204 votes 673

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
996 Current Rating: 996 + 1045 = 2041 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 1045 = 2041 votes 1045

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
680 Current Rating: 680 + 670 = 1350 votesCurrent Rating: 680 + 670 = 1350 votes 670

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1078 Current Rating: 1078 + 986 = 2064 votesCurrent Rating: 1078 + 986 = 2064 votes 986

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
447 Current Rating: 447 + 466 = 913 votesCurrent Rating: 447 + 466 = 913 votes 466

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
449 Current Rating: 449 + 440 = 889 votesCurrent Rating: 449 + 440 = 889 votes 440


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
425 Current Rating: 425 + 442 = 867 votesCurrent Rating: 425 + 442 = 867 votes 442

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
478 Current Rating: 478 + 503 = 981 votesCurrent Rating: 478 + 503 = 981 votes 503

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
579 Current Rating: 579 + 631 = 1210 votesCurrent Rating: 579 + 631 = 1210 votes 631

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
520 Current Rating: 520 + 576 = 1096 votesCurrent Rating: 520 + 576 = 1096 votes 576

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
411 Current Rating: 411 + 513 = 924 votesCurrent Rating: 411 + 513 = 924 votes 513

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
571 Current Rating: 571 + 639 = 1210 votesCurrent Rating: 571 + 639 = 1210 votes 639

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
495 Current Rating: 495 + 517 = 1012 votesCurrent Rating: 495 + 517 = 1012 votes 517

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
914 Current Rating: 914 + 697 = 1611 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 697 = 1611 votes 697

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
438 Current Rating: 438 + 466 = 904 votesCurrent Rating: 438 + 466 = 904 votes 466

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1266 = 2735 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1266 = 2735 votes 1266

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
726 Current Rating: 726 + 883 = 1609 votesCurrent Rating: 726 + 883 = 1609 votes 883

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1270 Current Rating: 1270 + 1270 = 2540 votesCurrent Rating: 1270 + 1270 = 2540 votes 1270

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
604 Current Rating: 604 + 630 = 1234 votesCurrent Rating: 604 + 630 = 1234 votes 630

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2522 Current Rating: 2522 + 2137 = 4659 votesCurrent Rating: 2522 + 2137 = 4659 votes 2137

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1207 = 2384 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1207 = 2384 votes 1207

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1357 = 3045 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1357 = 3045 votes 1357


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
870 Current Rating: 870 + 792 = 1662 votesCurrent Rating: 870 + 792 = 1662 votes 792

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 903 = 2523 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 903 = 2523 votes 903

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
2914 Current Rating: 2914 + 2004 = 4918 votesCurrent Rating: 2914 + 2004 = 4918 votes 2004

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
1475 Current Rating: 1475 + 1161 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1475 + 1161 = 2636 votes 1161

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1485 Current Rating: 1485 + 1324 = 2809 votesCurrent Rating: 1485 + 1324 = 2809 votes 1324

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
1834 Current Rating: 1834 + 1187 = 3021 votesCurrent Rating: 1834 + 1187 = 3021 votes 1187

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1466 Current Rating: 1466 + 1172 = 2638 votesCurrent Rating: 1466 + 1172 = 2638 votes 1172

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
721 Current Rating: 721 + 619 = 1340 votesCurrent Rating: 721 + 619 = 1340 votes 619

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1144 = 2723 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1144 = 2723 votes 1144

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
498 Current Rating: 498 + 554 = 1052 votesCurrent Rating: 498 + 554 = 1052 votes 554


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 992 = 2171 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 992 = 2171 votes 992

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 829 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 829 = 1987 votes 829

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
918 Current Rating: 918 + 713 = 1631 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 713 = 1631 votes 713

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
579 Current Rating: 579 + 569 = 1148 votesCurrent Rating: 579 + 569 = 1148 votes 569

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
529 Current Rating: 529 + 595 = 1124 votesCurrent Rating: 529 + 595 = 1124 votes 595

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
2661 Current Rating: 2661 + 3143 = 5804 votesCurrent Rating: 2661 + 3143 = 5804 votes 3143

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1496 Current Rating: 1496 + 981 = 2477 votesCurrent Rating: 1496 + 981 = 2477 votes 981

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
5994 Current Rating: 5994 + 6345 = 12339 votesCurrent Rating: 5994 + 6345 = 12339 votes 6345

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1205 = 2521 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1205 = 2521 votes 1205

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
1766 Current Rating: 1766 + 1228 = 2994 votesCurrent Rating: 1766 + 1228 = 2994 votes 1228

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2249 Current Rating: 2249 + 2935 = 5184 votesCurrent Rating: 2249 + 2935 = 5184 votes 2935

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1286 Current Rating: 1286 + 1419 = 2705 votesCurrent Rating: 1286 + 1419 = 2705 votes 1419

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
2471 Current Rating: 2471 + 2015 = 4486 votesCurrent Rating: 2471 + 2015 = 4486 votes 2015

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
963 Current Rating: 963 + 785 = 1748 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 785 = 1748 votes 785

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
1835 Current Rating: 1835 + 1491 = 3326 votesCurrent Rating: 1835 + 1491 = 3326 votes 1491

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
628 Current Rating: 628 + 590 = 1218 votesCurrent Rating: 628 + 590 = 1218 votes 590

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 970 = 2075 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 970 = 2075 votes 970

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
748 Current Rating: 748 + 1059 = 1807 votesCurrent Rating: 748 + 1059 = 1807 votes 1059

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1641 = 3074 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1641 = 3074 votes 1641

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 1298 = 2987 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 1298 = 2987 votes 1298

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 922 = 2078 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 922 = 2078 votes 922

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1062 Current Rating: 1062 + 1048 = 2110 votesCurrent Rating: 1062 + 1048 = 2110 votes 1048

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
797 Current Rating: 797 + 781 = 1578 votesCurrent Rating: 797 + 781 = 1578 votes 781

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2522 Current Rating: 2522 + 4519 = 7041 votesCurrent Rating: 2522 + 4519 = 7041 votes 4519


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
812 Current Rating: 812 + 752 = 1564 votesCurrent Rating: 812 + 752 = 1564 votes 752

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1731 = 3009 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1731 = 3009 votes 1731

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1237 = 2805 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1237 = 2805 votes 1237

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
613 Current Rating: 613 + 649 = 1262 votesCurrent Rating: 613 + 649 = 1262 votes 649

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
648 Current Rating: 648 + 558 = 1206 votesCurrent Rating: 648 + 558 = 1206 votes 558

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 835 = 1930 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 835 = 1930 votes 835

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
662 Current Rating: 662 + 634 = 1296 votesCurrent Rating: 662 + 634 = 1296 votes 634

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1190 = 2737 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1190 = 2737 votes 1190

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 1207 = 2308 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 1207 = 2308 votes 1207

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
721 Current Rating: 721 + 613 = 1334 votesCurrent Rating: 721 + 613 = 1334 votes 613

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
1557 Current Rating: 1557 + 983 = 2540 votesCurrent Rating: 1557 + 983 = 2540 votes 983

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
876 Current Rating: 876 + 758 = 1634 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 758 = 1634 votes 758

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1327 = 2545 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1327 = 2545 votes 1327

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
910 Current Rating: 910 + 742 = 1652 votesCurrent Rating: 910 + 742 = 1652 votes 742

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
587 Current Rating: 587 + 639 = 1226 votesCurrent Rating: 587 + 639 = 1226 votes 639

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
766 Current Rating: 766 + 724 = 1490 votesCurrent Rating: 766 + 724 = 1490 votes 724

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
647 Current Rating: 647 + 703 = 1350 votesCurrent Rating: 647 + 703 = 1350 votes 703

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 1480 = 3018 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 1480 = 3018 votes 1480

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1146 = 2479 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1146 = 2479 votes 1146


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
704 Current Rating: 704 + 670 = 1374 votesCurrent Rating: 704 + 670 = 1374 votes 670

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
815 Current Rating: 815 + 784 = 1599 votesCurrent Rating: 815 + 784 = 1599 votes 784

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
778 Current Rating: 778 + 720 = 1498 votesCurrent Rating: 778 + 720 = 1498 votes 720

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1387 = 2697 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1387 = 2697 votes 1387

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 818 = 1821 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 818 = 1821 votes 818

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1634 Current Rating: 1634 + 1102 = 2736 votesCurrent Rating: 1634 + 1102 = 2736 votes 1102

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2375 Current Rating: 2375 + 3401 = 5776 votesCurrent Rating: 2375 + 3401 = 5776 votes 3401

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
1963 Current Rating: 1963 + 1517 = 3480 votesCurrent Rating: 1963 + 1517 = 3480 votes 1517

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
654 Current Rating: 654 + 747 = 1401 votesCurrent Rating: 654 + 747 = 1401 votes 747

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1604 Current Rating: 1604 + 2339 = 3943 votesCurrent Rating: 1604 + 2339 = 3943 votes 2339

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
3583 Current Rating: 3583 + 4914 = 8497 votesCurrent Rating: 3583 + 4914 = 8497 votes 4914

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 1317 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 1317 = 2547 votes 1317

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1119 Current Rating: 1119 + 1108 = 2227 votesCurrent Rating: 1119 + 1108 = 2227 votes 1108

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
779 Current Rating: 779 + 692 = 1471 votesCurrent Rating: 779 + 692 = 1471 votes 692

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1306 = 2641 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1306 = 2641 votes 1306


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 1012 = 2019 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 1012 = 2019 votes 1012

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1841 = 3646 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1841 = 3646 votes 1841

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1417 Current Rating: 1417 + 1333 = 2750 votesCurrent Rating: 1417 + 1333 = 2750 votes 1333

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1532 = 3018 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1532 = 3018 votes 1532

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1150 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1150 = 2366 votes 1150

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
2491 Current Rating: 2491 + 2146 = 4637 votesCurrent Rating: 2491 + 2146 = 4637 votes 2146

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
828 Current Rating: 828 + 819 = 1647 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 819 = 1647 votes 819

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
688 Current Rating: 688 + 687 = 1375 votesCurrent Rating: 688 + 687 = 1375 votes 687

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
5819 Current Rating: 5819 + 7610 = 13429 votesCurrent Rating: 5819 + 7610 = 13429 votes 7610

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1371 = 2597 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1371 = 2597 votes 1371

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
717 Current Rating: 717 + 774 = 1491 votesCurrent Rating: 717 + 774 = 1491 votes 774

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 858 = 2085 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 858 = 2085 votes 858

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 952 = 2035 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 952 = 2035 votes 952

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1514 Current Rating: 1514 + 1432 = 2946 votesCurrent Rating: 1514 + 1432 = 2946 votes 1432

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1768 Current Rating: 1768 + 1765 = 3533 votesCurrent Rating: 1768 + 1765 = 3533 votes 1765

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 966 = 2232 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 966 = 2232 votes 966

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1015 = 2328 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1015 = 2328 votes 1015

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 770 = 2110 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 770 = 2110 votes 770

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
1963 Current Rating: 1963 + 1157 = 3120 votesCurrent Rating: 1963 + 1157 = 3120 votes 1157

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
2597 Current Rating: 2597 + 2666 = 5263 votesCurrent Rating: 2597 + 2666 = 5263 votes 2666

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 841 = 2305 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 841 = 2305 votes 841

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 795 = 1835 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 795 = 1835 votes 795

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1127 = 2452 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1127 = 2452 votes 1127


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
879 Current Rating: 879 + 747 = 1626 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 747 = 1626 votes 747

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
668 Current Rating: 668 + 651 = 1319 votesCurrent Rating: 668 + 651 = 1319 votes 651

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 1067 = 2560 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 1067 = 2560 votes 1067

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
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[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 882 = 2454 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 882 = 2454 votes 882

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
1438 Current Rating: 1438 + 1328 = 2766 votesCurrent Rating: 1438 + 1328 = 2766 votes 1328

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1272 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1272 = 2444 votes 1272

[1056] 13: I won t be long
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 838 = 2105 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 838 = 2105 votes 838

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 1232 = 2951 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 1232 = 2951 votes 1232

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1207 = 2380 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1207 = 2380 votes 1207

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1369 = 2697 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1369 = 2697 votes 1369

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
983 Current Rating: 983 + 819 = 1802 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 819 = 1802 votes 819

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 889 = 1904 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 889 = 1904 votes 889

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 929 = 2378 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 929 = 2378 votes 929

[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1096 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1096 = 2408 votes 1096

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
709 Current Rating: 709 + 679 = 1388 votesCurrent Rating: 709 + 679 = 1388 votes 679

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
644 Current Rating: 644 + 583 = 1227 votesCurrent Rating: 644 + 583 = 1227 votes 583

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
905 Current Rating: 905 + 813 = 1718 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 813 = 1718 votes 813

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1443 = 3003 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1443 = 3003 votes 1443


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
920 Current Rating: 920 + 841 = 1761 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 841 = 1761 votes 841

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 988 = 2318 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 988 = 2318 votes 988

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
1596 Current Rating: 1596 + 1487 = 3083 votesCurrent Rating: 1596 + 1487 = 3083 votes 1487

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
1410 Current Rating: 1410 + 1219 = 2629 votesCurrent Rating: 1410 + 1219 = 2629 votes 1219

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1807 = 3610 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1807 = 3610 votes 1807

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
2741 Current Rating: 2741 + 2366 = 5107 votesCurrent Rating: 2741 + 2366 = 5107 votes 2366

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 931 = 2148 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 931 = 2148 votes 931

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1210 = 2796 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1210 = 2796 votes 1210

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
1796 Current Rating: 1796 + 1383 = 3179 votesCurrent Rating: 1796 + 1383 = 3179 votes 1383

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1040 = 2312 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1040 = 2312 votes 1040

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1360 = 2816 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1360 = 2816 votes 1360

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
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[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
1758 Current Rating: 1758 + 1440 = 3198 votesCurrent Rating: 1758 + 1440 = 3198 votes 1440

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 942 = 2309 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 942 = 2309 votes 942






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