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Archives: 2017 2016 2015 2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009 Dec 2014 [1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa 2620 1823 [1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year 542 572 [1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done 810 1113 [1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays? 523 574 [1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore 665 568 [1236] 10: We moved into a really old house 964 973 [1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike 687 625 [1234] 8: Ok I m out of here 742 710 [1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight? 1363 968 [1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night 646 646 [1231] 2: How can I help you? 669 857 [1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home 1035 1215 Nov 2014 [1229] 28: How have things been since our last session? 601 672 [1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun 486 599 [1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on 654 572 [1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us 724 725 [1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men 621 574 [1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight? 518 515 [1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment? 2170 2031 [1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away 511 517 [1221] 17: So you want to get married do you? 591 700 [1220] 13: I need a double now 544 641 [1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted 527 613 [1218] 11: Look what I have ... 1015 1626 [1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor 745 759 [1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight? 837 822 [1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys 647 970 [1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening? 585 717 [1213] 4: So how was your Halloween? 2324 3391 [1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already 860 1002 Oct 2014 [1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help 1611 1679 [1210] 30: I don t understand women 2894 3914 [1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend? 1821 2153 [1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery 9009 12023 [1207] 27: What are you watching? 3081 2494 [1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke 1003 1048 [1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke 10214 11282 [1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years 3929 4664 [1203] 20: Thanks for the invite 1774 1645 [1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 2108 1839 [1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please 1850 1708 [1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals 878 935 [1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night? 715 834 [1198] 10: Good morning class 768 926 [1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married? 2491 2448 [1196] 8: I 3370 4002 [1195] 7: I do believe I 4887 5983 [1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today 1583 1357 [1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work? 4634 5637 [1192] 2: This news report says ... 2532 3133 [1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month 3966 3865 Sep 2014 [1190] 30: Our time is almost up 1660 1385 [1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now! 13483 14230 [1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie 7216 6932 [1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom 2143 1834 [1186] 23: Flipping Heck! 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What a fantastic day! 1047 912 [1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please 799 844 [1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote 1654 1594 [1102] 1: I know it s election time 1474 1297 Apr 2014 [1101] 15: What are you watching? 895 807 [1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped 1164 970 [1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone! 1161 958 [1098] 12: What happened? 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