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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
4345 Current Rating: 4345 + 5651 = 9996 votesCurrent Rating: 4345 + 5651 = 9996 votes 5651

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
932 Current Rating: 932 + 976 = 1908 votesCurrent Rating: 932 + 976 = 1908 votes 976

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
1680 Current Rating: 1680 + 2048 = 3728 votesCurrent Rating: 1680 + 2048 = 3728 votes 2048

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
1061 Current Rating: 1061 + 976 = 2037 votesCurrent Rating: 1061 + 976 = 2037 votes 976

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1022 = 2248 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1022 = 2248 votes 1022

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
1936 Current Rating: 1936 + 2011 = 3947 votesCurrent Rating: 1936 + 2011 = 3947 votes 2011

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1182 = 2591 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1182 = 2591 votes 1182

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1285 = 2634 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1285 = 2634 votes 1285

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1891 Current Rating: 1891 + 1463 = 3354 votesCurrent Rating: 1891 + 1463 = 3354 votes 1463

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1070 = 2270 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1070 = 2270 votes 1070

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 1228 = 2344 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 1228 = 2344 votes 1228

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1848 Current Rating: 1848 + 1988 = 3836 votesCurrent Rating: 1848 + 1988 = 3836 votes 1988


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
1567 Current Rating: 1567 + 1130 = 2697 votesCurrent Rating: 1567 + 1130 = 2697 votes 1130

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
971 Current Rating: 971 + 931 = 1902 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 931 = 1902 votes 931

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
907 Current Rating: 907 + 837 = 1744 votesCurrent Rating: 907 + 837 = 1744 votes 837

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
1444 Current Rating: 1444 + 1357 = 2801 votesCurrent Rating: 1444 + 1357 = 2801 votes 1357

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
930 Current Rating: 930 + 873 = 1803 votesCurrent Rating: 930 + 873 = 1803 votes 873

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 949 = 2389 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 949 = 2389 votes 949

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2957 Current Rating: 2957 + 2728 = 5685 votesCurrent Rating: 2957 + 2728 = 5685 votes 2728

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
927 Current Rating: 927 + 900 = 1827 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 900 = 1827 votes 900

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1228 = 2314 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1228 = 2314 votes 1228

[1220] 13: I need a double now
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 977 = 2037 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 977 = 2037 votes 977

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
875 Current Rating: 875 + 911 = 1786 votesCurrent Rating: 875 + 911 = 1786 votes 911

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 2108 = 3656 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 2108 = 3656 votes 2108

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
1465 Current Rating: 1465 + 1388 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1465 + 1388 = 2853 votes 1388

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
1850 Current Rating: 1850 + 1586 = 3436 votesCurrent Rating: 1850 + 1586 = 3436 votes 1586

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1405 = 2516 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1405 = 2516 votes 1405

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
998 Current Rating: 998 + 1054 = 2052 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 1054 = 2052 votes 1054

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
3110 Current Rating: 3110 + 6110 = 9220 votesCurrent Rating: 3110 + 6110 = 9220 votes 6110

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
1854 Current Rating: 1854 + 1810 = 3664 votesCurrent Rating: 1854 + 1810 = 3664 votes 1810


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1944 Current Rating: 1944 + 1995 = 3939 votesCurrent Rating: 1944 + 1995 = 3939 votes 1995

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
3221 Current Rating: 3221 + 4239 = 7460 votesCurrent Rating: 3221 + 4239 = 7460 votes 4239

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
2340 Current Rating: 2340 + 2656 = 4996 votesCurrent Rating: 2340 + 2656 = 4996 votes 2656

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9332 Current Rating: 9332 + 12355 = 21687 votesCurrent Rating: 9332 + 12355 = 21687 votes 12355

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3863 Current Rating: 3863 + 3205 = 7068 votesCurrent Rating: 3863 + 3205 = 7068 votes 3205

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 1647 = 3184 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 1647 = 3184 votes 1647

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10713 Current Rating: 10713 + 11827 = 22540 votesCurrent Rating: 10713 + 11827 = 22540 votes 11827

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
4253 Current Rating: 4253 + 4953 = 9206 votesCurrent Rating: 4253 + 4953 = 9206 votes 4953

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
2324 Current Rating: 2324 + 2085 = 4409 votesCurrent Rating: 2324 + 2085 = 4409 votes 2085

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2980 Current Rating: 2980 + 2430 = 5410 votesCurrent Rating: 2980 + 2430 = 5410 votes 2430

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
2316 Current Rating: 2316 + 2169 = 4485 votesCurrent Rating: 2316 + 2169 = 4485 votes 2169

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
1146 Current Rating: 1146 + 1218 = 2364 votesCurrent Rating: 1146 + 1218 = 2364 votes 1218

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 1180 = 2227 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 1180 = 2227 votes 1180

[1198] 10: Good morning class
1475 Current Rating: 1475 + 1546 = 3021 votesCurrent Rating: 1475 + 1546 = 3021 votes 1546

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
3059 Current Rating: 3059 + 3101 = 6160 votesCurrent Rating: 3059 + 3101 = 6160 votes 3101

[1196] 8: I
3556 Current Rating: 3556 + 4188 = 7744 votesCurrent Rating: 3556 + 4188 = 7744 votes 4188

[1195] 7: I do believe I
5535 Current Rating: 5535 + 6385 = 11920 votesCurrent Rating: 5535 + 6385 = 11920 votes 6385

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1943 Current Rating: 1943 + 1784 = 3727 votesCurrent Rating: 1943 + 1784 = 3727 votes 1784

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4966 Current Rating: 4966 + 5919 = 10885 votesCurrent Rating: 4966 + 5919 = 10885 votes 5919

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2853 Current Rating: 2853 + 3436 = 6289 votesCurrent Rating: 2853 + 3436 = 6289 votes 3436

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
4684 Current Rating: 4684 + 4395 = 9079 votesCurrent Rating: 4684 + 4395 = 9079 votes 4395


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
2186 Current Rating: 2186 + 1929 = 4115 votesCurrent Rating: 2186 + 1929 = 4115 votes 1929

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13724 Current Rating: 13724 + 14479 = 28203 votesCurrent Rating: 13724 + 14479 = 28203 votes 14479

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7975 Current Rating: 7975 + 7431 = 15406 votesCurrent Rating: 7975 + 7431 = 15406 votes 7431

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2710 Current Rating: 2710 + 2490 = 5200 votesCurrent Rating: 2710 + 2490 = 5200 votes 2490

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1806 Current Rating: 1806 + 1762 = 3568 votesCurrent Rating: 1806 + 1762 = 3568 votes 1762

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
2638 Current Rating: 2638 + 1489 = 4127 votesCurrent Rating: 2638 + 1489 = 4127 votes 1489

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
1602 Current Rating: 1602 + 1894 = 3496 votesCurrent Rating: 1602 + 1894 = 3496 votes 1894

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
876 Current Rating: 876 + 952 = 1828 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 952 = 1828 votes 952

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 1055 = 2128 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 1055 = 2128 votes 1055

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
3315 Current Rating: 3315 + 2613 = 5928 votesCurrent Rating: 3315 + 2613 = 5928 votes 2613

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1351 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1351 = 2575 votes 1351

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
2265 Current Rating: 2265 + 2009 = 4274 votesCurrent Rating: 2265 + 2009 = 4274 votes 2009

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1801 = 3345 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1801 = 3345 votes 1801

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
1578 Current Rating: 1578 + 1218 = 2796 votesCurrent Rating: 1578 + 1218 = 2796 votes 1218

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1657 = 3312 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1657 = 3312 votes 1657

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1868 Current Rating: 1868 + 2857 = 4725 votesCurrent Rating: 1868 + 2857 = 4725 votes 2857

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 1167 = 2409 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 1167 = 2409 votes 1167

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1926 Current Rating: 1926 + 1859 = 3785 votesCurrent Rating: 1926 + 1859 = 3785 votes 1859

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1162 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1162 = 2394 votes 1162

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
1061 Current Rating: 1061 + 853 = 1914 votesCurrent Rating: 1061 + 853 = 1914 votes 853


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1237 = 2446 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1237 = 2446 votes 1237

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1088 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1088 = 2202 votes 1088

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
1960 Current Rating: 1960 + 1704 = 3664 votesCurrent Rating: 1960 + 1704 = 3664 votes 1704

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1285 = 2567 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1285 = 2567 votes 1285

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
933 Current Rating: 933 + 996 = 1929 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 996 = 1929 votes 996

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 1465 = 2849 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 1465 = 2849 votes 1465

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1190 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1190 = 2498 votes 1190

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1200 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1200 = 2547 votes 1200

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
841 Current Rating: 841 + 839 = 1680 votesCurrent Rating: 841 + 839 = 1680 votes 839

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
2270 Current Rating: 2270 + 2023 = 4293 votesCurrent Rating: 2270 + 2023 = 4293 votes 2023

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1493 = 2840 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1493 = 2840 votes 1493

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1890 Current Rating: 1890 + 1970 = 3860 votesCurrent Rating: 1890 + 1970 = 3860 votes 1970

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1077 = 2232 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1077 = 2232 votes 1077

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
3432 Current Rating: 3432 + 2926 = 6358 votesCurrent Rating: 3432 + 2926 = 6358 votes 2926

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1847 Current Rating: 1847 + 1817 = 3664 votesCurrent Rating: 1847 + 1817 = 3664 votes 1817

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
3354 Current Rating: 3354 + 2210 = 5564 votesCurrent Rating: 3354 + 2210 = 5564 votes 2210


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1876 Current Rating: 1876 + 1807 = 3683 votesCurrent Rating: 1876 + 1807 = 3683 votes 1807

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2908 Current Rating: 2908 + 1515 = 4423 votesCurrent Rating: 2908 + 1515 = 4423 votes 1515

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
8973 Current Rating: 8973 + 9291 = 18264 votesCurrent Rating: 8973 + 9291 = 18264 votes 9291

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
4323 Current Rating: 4323 + 3885 = 8208 votesCurrent Rating: 4323 + 3885 = 8208 votes 3885

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1928 Current Rating: 1928 + 1815 = 3743 votesCurrent Rating: 1928 + 1815 = 3743 votes 1815

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
2404 Current Rating: 2404 + 1735 = 4139 votesCurrent Rating: 2404 + 1735 = 4139 votes 1735

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1883 Current Rating: 1883 + 1660 = 3543 votesCurrent Rating: 1883 + 1660 = 3543 votes 1660

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1112 = 2543 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1112 = 2543 votes 1112

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
2410 Current Rating: 2410 + 1911 = 4321 votesCurrent Rating: 2410 + 1911 = 4321 votes 1911

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 1235 = 2607 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 1235 = 2607 votes 1235


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
2386 Current Rating: 2386 + 1884 = 4270 votesCurrent Rating: 2386 + 1884 = 4270 votes 1884

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1888 Current Rating: 1888 + 1518 = 3406 votesCurrent Rating: 1888 + 1518 = 3406 votes 1518

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1743 Current Rating: 1743 + 1236 = 2979 votesCurrent Rating: 1743 + 1236 = 2979 votes 1236

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1257 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1257 = 2586 votes 1257

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 1143 = 2285 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 1143 = 2285 votes 1143

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
3555 Current Rating: 3555 + 3895 = 7450 votesCurrent Rating: 3555 + 3895 = 7450 votes 3895

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1982 Current Rating: 1982 + 1504 = 3486 votesCurrent Rating: 1982 + 1504 = 3486 votes 1504

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
9236 Current Rating: 9236 + 10101 = 19337 votesCurrent Rating: 9236 + 10101 = 19337 votes 10101

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
2093 Current Rating: 2093 + 2512 = 4605 votesCurrent Rating: 2093 + 2512 = 4605 votes 2512

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2718 Current Rating: 2718 + 2073 = 4791 votesCurrent Rating: 2718 + 2073 = 4791 votes 2073

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
3450 Current Rating: 3450 + 3899 = 7349 votesCurrent Rating: 3450 + 3899 = 7349 votes 3899

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
2753 Current Rating: 2753 + 2648 = 5401 votesCurrent Rating: 2753 + 2648 = 5401 votes 2648

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
8090 Current Rating: 8090 + 8131 = 16221 votesCurrent Rating: 8090 + 8131 = 16221 votes 8131

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
2289 Current Rating: 2289 + 1757 = 4046 votesCurrent Rating: 2289 + 1757 = 4046 votes 1757

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
3091 Current Rating: 3091 + 2808 = 5899 votesCurrent Rating: 3091 + 2808 = 5899 votes 2808

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1267 = 2561 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1267 = 2561 votes 1267

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
2318 Current Rating: 2318 + 1727 = 4045 votesCurrent Rating: 2318 + 1727 = 4045 votes 1727

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1816 Current Rating: 1816 + 1958 = 3774 votesCurrent Rating: 1816 + 1958 = 3774 votes 1958

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1854 Current Rating: 1854 + 2157 = 4011 votesCurrent Rating: 1854 + 2157 = 4011 votes 2157

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
2538 Current Rating: 2538 + 2079 = 4617 votesCurrent Rating: 2538 + 2079 = 4617 votes 2079

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
2460 Current Rating: 2460 + 1913 = 4373 votesCurrent Rating: 2460 + 1913 = 4373 votes 1913

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1646 = 3451 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1646 = 3451 votes 1646

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1319 = 2783 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1319 = 2783 votes 1319

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
3306 Current Rating: 3306 + 5317 = 8623 votesCurrent Rating: 3306 + 5317 = 8623 votes 5317


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1840 Current Rating: 1840 + 1661 = 3501 votesCurrent Rating: 1840 + 1661 = 3501 votes 1661

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1950 Current Rating: 1950 + 2358 = 4308 votesCurrent Rating: 1950 + 2358 = 4308 votes 2358

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2680 Current Rating: 2680 + 2272 = 4952 votesCurrent Rating: 2680 + 2272 = 4952 votes 2272

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1384 = 2713 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1384 = 2713 votes 1384

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1097 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1097 = 2428 votes 1097

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
2558 Current Rating: 2558 + 1647 = 4205 votesCurrent Rating: 2558 + 1647 = 4205 votes 1647

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 1389 = 3437 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 1389 = 3437 votes 1389

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
2081 Current Rating: 2081 + 1655 = 3736 votesCurrent Rating: 2081 + 1655 = 3736 votes 1655

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1595 Current Rating: 1595 + 1656 = 3251 votesCurrent Rating: 1595 + 1656 = 3251 votes 1656

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1118 = 2409 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1118 = 2409 votes 1118

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 3877 = 7495 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 3877 = 7495 votes 3877

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1879 Current Rating: 1879 + 1547 = 3426 votesCurrent Rating: 1879 + 1547 = 3426 votes 1547

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1639 Current Rating: 1639 + 2051 = 3690 votesCurrent Rating: 1639 + 2051 = 3690 votes 2051

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1730 Current Rating: 1730 + 1330 = 3060 votesCurrent Rating: 1730 + 1330 = 3060 votes 1330

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1429 = 2994 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1429 = 2994 votes 1429

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1373 = 2957 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1373 = 2957 votes 1373

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1164 = 2288 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1164 = 2288 votes 1164

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1842 Current Rating: 1842 + 1829 = 3671 votesCurrent Rating: 1842 + 1829 = 3671 votes 1829

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1649 = 3452 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1649 = 3452 votes 1649


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1078 = 2332 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1078 = 2332 votes 1078

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1856 Current Rating: 1856 + 1454 = 3310 votesCurrent Rating: 1856 + 1454 = 3310 votes 1454

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1513 = 3318 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1513 = 3318 votes 1513

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1712 Current Rating: 1712 + 1830 = 3542 votesCurrent Rating: 1712 + 1830 = 3542 votes 1830

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1947 Current Rating: 1947 + 1862 = 3809 votesCurrent Rating: 1947 + 1862 = 3809 votes 1862

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
2076 Current Rating: 2076 + 1539 = 3615 votesCurrent Rating: 2076 + 1539 = 3615 votes 1539

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
3040 Current Rating: 3040 + 4087 = 7127 votesCurrent Rating: 3040 + 4087 = 7127 votes 4087

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2335 Current Rating: 2335 + 1917 = 4252 votesCurrent Rating: 2335 + 1917 = 4252 votes 1917

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1548 = 2814 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1548 = 2814 votes 1548

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
2523 Current Rating: 2523 + 3108 = 5631 votesCurrent Rating: 2523 + 3108 = 5631 votes 3108

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
8976 Current Rating: 8976 + 8505 = 17481 votesCurrent Rating: 8976 + 8505 = 17481 votes 8505

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1921 Current Rating: 1921 + 2291 = 4212 votesCurrent Rating: 1921 + 2291 = 4212 votes 2291

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1721 Current Rating: 1721 + 1746 = 3467 votesCurrent Rating: 1721 + 1746 = 3467 votes 1746

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1582 Current Rating: 1582 + 1435 = 3017 votesCurrent Rating: 1582 + 1435 = 3017 votes 1435

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
2196 Current Rating: 2196 + 1974 = 4170 votesCurrent Rating: 2196 + 1974 = 4170 votes 1974


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1899 Current Rating: 1899 + 1687 = 3586 votesCurrent Rating: 1899 + 1687 = 3586 votes 1687

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
2267 Current Rating: 2267 + 2236 = 4503 votesCurrent Rating: 2267 + 2236 = 4503 votes 2236

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1893 Current Rating: 1893 + 1896 = 3789 votesCurrent Rating: 1893 + 1896 = 3789 votes 1896

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2981 Current Rating: 2981 + 2356 = 5337 votesCurrent Rating: 2981 + 2356 = 5337 votes 2356

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
2396 Current Rating: 2396 + 2532 = 4928 votesCurrent Rating: 2396 + 2532 = 4928 votes 2532

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
7747 Current Rating: 7747 + 7092 = 14839 votesCurrent Rating: 7747 + 7092 = 14839 votes 7092

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1733 Current Rating: 1733 + 1608 = 3341 votesCurrent Rating: 1733 + 1608 = 3341 votes 1608

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1391 = 2970 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1391 = 2970 votes 1391

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
13903 Current Rating: 13903 + 16111 = 30014 votesCurrent Rating: 13903 + 16111 = 30014 votes 16111

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
2378 Current Rating: 2378 + 2190 = 4568 votesCurrent Rating: 2378 + 2190 = 4568 votes 2190

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 1066 = 2091 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 1066 = 2091 votes 1066

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
2138 Current Rating: 2138 + 2079 = 4217 votesCurrent Rating: 2138 + 2079 = 4217 votes 2079

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1625 Current Rating: 1625 + 1485 = 3110 votesCurrent Rating: 1625 + 1485 = 3110 votes 1485

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
2769 Current Rating: 2769 + 2279 = 5048 votesCurrent Rating: 2769 + 2279 = 5048 votes 2279

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
2228 Current Rating: 2228 + 2179 = 4407 votesCurrent Rating: 2228 + 2179 = 4407 votes 2179

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
2908 Current Rating: 2908 + 1845 = 4753 votesCurrent Rating: 2908 + 1845 = 4753 votes 1845

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
2892 Current Rating: 2892 + 1574 = 4466 votesCurrent Rating: 2892 + 1574 = 4466 votes 1574

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
3447 Current Rating: 3447 + 4465 = 7912 votesCurrent Rating: 3447 + 4465 = 7912 votes 4465

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
10103 Current Rating: 10103 + 11973 = 22076 votesCurrent Rating: 10103 + 11973 = 22076 votes 11973

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
7682 Current Rating: 7682 + 8937 = 16619 votesCurrent Rating: 7682 + 8937 = 16619 votes 8937

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
4157 Current Rating: 4157 + 4728 = 8885 votesCurrent Rating: 4157 + 4728 = 8885 votes 4728

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
2710 Current Rating: 2710 + 1654 = 4364 votesCurrent Rating: 2710 + 1654 = 4364 votes 1654

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
2182 Current Rating: 2182 + 2092 = 4274 votesCurrent Rating: 2182 + 2092 = 4274 votes 2092


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
2057 Current Rating: 2057 + 1593 = 3650 votesCurrent Rating: 2057 + 1593 = 3650 votes 1593

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
1927 Current Rating: 1927 + 1229 = 3156 votesCurrent Rating: 1927 + 1229 = 3156 votes 1229

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
3275 Current Rating: 3275 + 2095 = 5370 votesCurrent Rating: 3275 + 2095 = 5370 votes 2095

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
12988 Current Rating: 12988 + 13619 = 26607 votesCurrent Rating: 12988 + 13619 = 26607 votes 13619

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
4183 Current Rating: 4183 + 2866 = 7049 votesCurrent Rating: 4183 + 2866 = 7049 votes 2866

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
2655 Current Rating: 2655 + 2296 = 4951 votesCurrent Rating: 2655 + 2296 = 4951 votes 2296

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
2329 Current Rating: 2329 + 1932 = 4261 votesCurrent Rating: 2329 + 1932 = 4261 votes 1932

[1056] 13: I won t be long
2743 Current Rating: 2743 + 2159 = 4902 votesCurrent Rating: 2743 + 2159 = 4902 votes 2159

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
4520 Current Rating: 4520 + 5197 = 9717 votesCurrent Rating: 4520 + 5197 = 9717 votes 5197

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
2243 Current Rating: 2243 + 1931 = 4174 votesCurrent Rating: 2243 + 1931 = 4174 votes 1931

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
2695 Current Rating: 2695 + 2252 = 4947 votesCurrent Rating: 2695 + 2252 = 4947 votes 2252

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1973 Current Rating: 1973 + 1452 = 3425 votesCurrent Rating: 1973 + 1452 = 3425 votes 1452

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1817 Current Rating: 1817 + 1700 = 3517 votesCurrent Rating: 1817 + 1700 = 3517 votes 1700

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
2803 Current Rating: 2803 + 1343 = 4146 votesCurrent Rating: 2803 + 1343 = 4146 votes 1343

[1049] 6: Then she said
31955 Current Rating: 31955 + 34488 = 66443 votesCurrent Rating: 31955 + 34488 = 66443 votes 34488

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
2994 Current Rating: 2994 + 2023 = 5017 votesCurrent Rating: 2994 + 2023 = 5017 votes 2023

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
1235 Current Rating: 1235 + 1194 = 2429 votesCurrent Rating: 1235 + 1194 = 2429 votes 1194

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 1064 = 2286 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 1064 = 2286 votes 1064

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
1979 Current Rating: 1979 + 1790 = 3769 votesCurrent Rating: 1979 + 1790 = 3769 votes 1790

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
2838 Current Rating: 2838 + 2183 = 5021 votesCurrent Rating: 2838 + 2183 = 5021 votes 2183


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
2002 Current Rating: 2002 + 1698 = 3700 votesCurrent Rating: 2002 + 1698 = 3700 votes 1698

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
2253 Current Rating: 2253 + 2109 = 4362 votesCurrent Rating: 2253 + 2109 = 4362 votes 2109

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
6491 Current Rating: 6491 + 5127 = 11618 votesCurrent Rating: 6491 + 5127 = 11618 votes 5127

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
2590 Current Rating: 2590 + 2216 = 4806 votesCurrent Rating: 2590 + 2216 = 4806 votes 2216

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
2678 Current Rating: 2678 + 1986 = 4664 votesCurrent Rating: 2678 + 1986 = 4664 votes 1986

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
9195 Current Rating: 9195 + 8148 = 17343 votesCurrent Rating: 9195 + 8148 = 17343 votes 8148

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
14182 Current Rating: 14182 + 19563 = 33745 votesCurrent Rating: 14182 + 19563 = 33745 votes 19563

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
4323 Current Rating: 4323 + 3366 = 7689 votesCurrent Rating: 4323 + 3366 = 7689 votes 3366

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
2158 Current Rating: 2158 + 1696 = 3854 votesCurrent Rating: 2158 + 1696 = 3854 votes 1696

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
4220 Current Rating: 4220 + 5369 = 9589 votesCurrent Rating: 4220 + 5369 = 9589 votes 5369

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
5119 Current Rating: 5119 + 5377 = 10496 votesCurrent Rating: 5119 + 5377 = 10496 votes 5377

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
2497 Current Rating: 2497 + 1942 = 4439 votesCurrent Rating: 2497 + 1942 = 4439 votes 1942

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
2674 Current Rating: 2674 + 1954 = 4628 votesCurrent Rating: 2674 + 1954 = 4628 votes 1954

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
2777 Current Rating: 2777 + 2340 = 5117 votesCurrent Rating: 2777 + 2340 = 5117 votes 2340

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
2449 Current Rating: 2449 + 2100 = 4549 votesCurrent Rating: 2449 + 2100 = 4549 votes 2100

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
2174 Current Rating: 2174 + 1852 = 4026 votesCurrent Rating: 2174 + 1852 = 4026 votes 1852






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