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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
4128 Current Rating: 4128 + 5546 = 9674 votesCurrent Rating: 4128 + 5546 = 9674 votes 5546

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
879 Current Rating: 879 + 915 = 1794 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 915 = 1794 votes 915

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1854 = 3388 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1854 = 3388 votes 1854

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
948 Current Rating: 948 + 884 = 1832 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 884 = 1832 votes 884

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 930 = 2054 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 930 = 2054 votes 930

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1866 = 3636 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1866 = 3636 votes 1866

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1051 = 2316 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1051 = 2316 votes 1051

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1183 = 2423 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1183 = 2423 votes 1183

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1806 Current Rating: 1806 + 1376 = 3182 votesCurrent Rating: 1806 + 1376 = 3182 votes 1376

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 984 = 2078 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 984 = 2078 votes 984

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 1161 = 2184 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 1161 = 2184 votes 1161

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1771 Current Rating: 1771 + 1907 = 3678 votesCurrent Rating: 1771 + 1907 = 3678 votes 1907


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
1321 Current Rating: 1321 + 1016 = 2337 votesCurrent Rating: 1321 + 1016 = 2337 votes 1016

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
869 Current Rating: 869 + 858 = 1727 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 858 = 1727 votes 858

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
862 Current Rating: 862 + 788 = 1650 votesCurrent Rating: 862 + 788 = 1650 votes 788

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1236 = 2495 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1236 = 2495 votes 1236

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
878 Current Rating: 878 + 818 = 1696 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 818 = 1696 votes 818

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 795 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 795 = 2046 votes 795

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2793 Current Rating: 2793 + 2594 = 5387 votesCurrent Rating: 2793 + 2594 = 5387 votes 2594

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
846 Current Rating: 846 + 841 = 1687 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 841 = 1687 votes 841

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 1104 = 2114 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 1104 = 2114 votes 1104

[1220] 13: I need a double now
954 Current Rating: 954 + 888 = 1842 votesCurrent Rating: 954 + 888 = 1842 votes 888

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
796 Current Rating: 796 + 856 = 1652 votesCurrent Rating: 796 + 856 = 1652 votes 856

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 2018 = 3472 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 2018 = 3472 votes 2018

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1264 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1264 = 2610 votes 1264

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
1694 Current Rating: 1694 + 1428 = 3122 votesCurrent Rating: 1694 + 1428 = 3122 votes 1428

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
1037 Current Rating: 1037 + 1344 = 2381 votesCurrent Rating: 1037 + 1344 = 2381 votes 1344

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
929 Current Rating: 929 + 991 = 1920 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 991 = 1920 votes 991

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2962 Current Rating: 2962 + 6008 = 8970 votesCurrent Rating: 2962 + 6008 = 8970 votes 6008

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1687 = 3380 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1687 = 3380 votes 1687


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1885 Current Rating: 1885 + 1933 = 3818 votesCurrent Rating: 1885 + 1933 = 3818 votes 1933

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
3140 Current Rating: 3140 + 4165 = 7305 votesCurrent Rating: 3140 + 4165 = 7305 votes 4165

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
2254 Current Rating: 2254 + 2569 = 4823 votesCurrent Rating: 2254 + 2569 = 4823 votes 2569

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9274 Current Rating: 9274 + 12292 = 21566 votesCurrent Rating: 9274 + 12292 = 21566 votes 12292

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 3035 = 6668 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 3035 = 6668 votes 3035

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1478 = 2908 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1478 = 2908 votes 1478

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10637 Current Rating: 10637 + 11744 = 22381 votesCurrent Rating: 10637 + 11744 = 22381 votes 11744

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
4206 Current Rating: 4206 + 4909 = 9115 votesCurrent Rating: 4206 + 4909 = 9115 votes 4909

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
2224 Current Rating: 2224 + 2006 = 4230 votesCurrent Rating: 2224 + 2006 = 4230 votes 2006

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2670 Current Rating: 2670 + 2344 = 5014 votesCurrent Rating: 2670 + 2344 = 5014 votes 2344

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
2231 Current Rating: 2231 + 2087 = 4318 votesCurrent Rating: 2231 + 2087 = 4318 votes 2087

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 1165 = 2261 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 1165 = 2261 votes 1165

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
992 Current Rating: 992 + 1122 = 2114 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 1122 = 2114 votes 1122

[1198] 10: Good morning class
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1432 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1432 = 2778 votes 1432

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2930 Current Rating: 2930 + 3001 = 5931 votesCurrent Rating: 2930 + 3001 = 5931 votes 3001

[1196] 8: I
3514 Current Rating: 3514 + 4144 = 7658 votesCurrent Rating: 3514 + 4144 = 7658 votes 4144

[1195] 7: I do believe I
5413 Current Rating: 5413 + 6314 = 11727 votesCurrent Rating: 5413 + 6314 = 11727 votes 6314

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1871 Current Rating: 1871 + 1721 = 3592 votesCurrent Rating: 1871 + 1721 = 3592 votes 1721

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4900 Current Rating: 4900 + 5863 = 10763 votesCurrent Rating: 4900 + 5863 = 10763 votes 5863

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2786 Current Rating: 2786 + 3381 = 6167 votesCurrent Rating: 2786 + 3381 = 6167 votes 3381

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
4539 Current Rating: 4539 + 4310 = 8849 votesCurrent Rating: 4539 + 4310 = 8849 votes 4310


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
2112 Current Rating: 2112 + 1841 = 3953 votesCurrent Rating: 2112 + 1841 = 3953 votes 1841

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13676 Current Rating: 13676 + 14427 = 28103 votesCurrent Rating: 13676 + 14427 = 28103 votes 14427

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7852 Current Rating: 7852 + 7344 = 15196 votesCurrent Rating: 7852 + 7344 = 15196 votes 7344

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2595 Current Rating: 2595 + 2383 = 4978 votesCurrent Rating: 2595 + 2383 = 4978 votes 2383

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1702 Current Rating: 1702 + 1656 = 3358 votesCurrent Rating: 1702 + 1656 = 3358 votes 1656

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
2510 Current Rating: 2510 + 1393 = 3903 votesCurrent Rating: 2510 + 1393 = 3903 votes 1393

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1504 = 2908 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1504 = 2908 votes 1504

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
810 Current Rating: 810 + 892 = 1702 votesCurrent Rating: 810 + 892 = 1702 votes 892

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
989 Current Rating: 989 + 969 = 1958 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 969 = 1958 votes 969

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
3167 Current Rating: 3167 + 2520 = 5687 votesCurrent Rating: 3167 + 2520 = 5687 votes 2520

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 1302 = 2473 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 1302 = 2473 votes 1302

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
2129 Current Rating: 2129 + 1880 = 4009 votesCurrent Rating: 2129 + 1880 = 4009 votes 1880

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1621 = 3049 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1621 = 3049 votes 1621

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1145 = 2604 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1145 = 2604 votes 1145

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1530 = 3042 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1530 = 3042 votes 1530

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1759 Current Rating: 1759 + 2651 = 4410 votesCurrent Rating: 1759 + 2651 = 4410 votes 2651

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1083 = 2255 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1083 = 2255 votes 1083

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1825 Current Rating: 1825 + 1761 = 3586 votesCurrent Rating: 1825 + 1761 = 3586 votes 1761

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
1118 Current Rating: 1118 + 1069 = 2187 votesCurrent Rating: 1118 + 1069 = 2187 votes 1069

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
921 Current Rating: 921 + 791 = 1712 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 791 = 1712 votes 791


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 1143 = 2258 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 1143 = 2258 votes 1143

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 1005 = 2034 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 1005 = 2034 votes 1005

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1580 = 3373 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1580 = 3373 votes 1580

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
1201 Current Rating: 1201 + 1173 = 2374 votesCurrent Rating: 1201 + 1173 = 2374 votes 1173

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
863 Current Rating: 863 + 944 = 1807 votesCurrent Rating: 863 + 944 = 1807 votes 944

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1154 = 2407 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1154 = 2407 votes 1154

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1112 = 2323 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1112 = 2323 votes 1112

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1283 Current Rating: 1283 + 1132 = 2415 votesCurrent Rating: 1283 + 1132 = 2415 votes 1132

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
772 Current Rating: 772 + 793 = 1565 votesCurrent Rating: 772 + 793 = 1565 votes 793

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
2185 Current Rating: 2185 + 1934 = 4119 votesCurrent Rating: 2185 + 1934 = 4119 votes 1934

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1414 = 2690 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1414 = 2690 votes 1414

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1813 Current Rating: 1813 + 1891 = 3704 votesCurrent Rating: 1813 + 1891 = 3704 votes 1891

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 1009 = 2075 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 1009 = 2075 votes 1009

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
3316 Current Rating: 3316 + 2839 = 6155 votesCurrent Rating: 3316 + 2839 = 6155 votes 2839

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1761 Current Rating: 1761 + 1745 = 3506 votesCurrent Rating: 1761 + 1745 = 3506 votes 1745

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
3237 Current Rating: 3237 + 2140 = 5377 votesCurrent Rating: 3237 + 2140 = 5377 votes 2140


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 1671 = 3378 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 1671 = 3378 votes 1671

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2755 Current Rating: 2755 + 1429 = 4184 votesCurrent Rating: 2755 + 1429 = 4184 votes 1429

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
8653 Current Rating: 8653 + 9180 = 17833 votesCurrent Rating: 8653 + 9180 = 17833 votes 9180

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
4237 Current Rating: 4237 + 3832 = 8069 votesCurrent Rating: 4237 + 3832 = 8069 votes 3832

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1883 Current Rating: 1883 + 1762 = 3645 votesCurrent Rating: 1883 + 1762 = 3645 votes 1762

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
2332 Current Rating: 2332 + 1669 = 4001 votesCurrent Rating: 2332 + 1669 = 4001 votes 1669

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1833 Current Rating: 1833 + 1594 = 3427 votesCurrent Rating: 1833 + 1594 = 3427 votes 1594

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1055 = 2377 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1055 = 2377 votes 1055

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
2308 Current Rating: 2308 + 1810 = 4118 votesCurrent Rating: 2308 + 1810 = 4118 votes 1810

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 1009 = 2258 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 1009 = 2258 votes 1009


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
2309 Current Rating: 2309 + 1809 = 4118 votesCurrent Rating: 2309 + 1809 = 4118 votes 1809

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1799 Current Rating: 1799 + 1437 = 3236 votesCurrent Rating: 1799 + 1437 = 3236 votes 1437

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1692 Current Rating: 1692 + 1169 = 2861 votesCurrent Rating: 1692 + 1169 = 2861 votes 1169

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 1138 = 2372 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 1138 = 2372 votes 1138

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 1052 = 2091 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 1052 = 2091 votes 1052

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 3803 = 7266 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 3803 = 7266 votes 3803

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1928 Current Rating: 1928 + 1424 = 3352 votesCurrent Rating: 1928 + 1424 = 3352 votes 1424

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
8721 Current Rating: 8721 + 9979 = 18700 votesCurrent Rating: 8721 + 9979 = 18700 votes 9979

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1994 Current Rating: 1994 + 2362 = 4356 votesCurrent Rating: 1994 + 2362 = 4356 votes 2362

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2602 Current Rating: 2602 + 1967 = 4569 votesCurrent Rating: 2602 + 1967 = 4569 votes 1967

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
3299 Current Rating: 3299 + 3741 = 7040 votesCurrent Rating: 3299 + 3741 = 7040 votes 3741

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
2432 Current Rating: 2432 + 2495 = 4927 votesCurrent Rating: 2432 + 2495 = 4927 votes 2495

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
7782 Current Rating: 7782 + 7980 = 15762 votesCurrent Rating: 7782 + 7980 = 15762 votes 7980

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
2142 Current Rating: 2142 + 1636 = 3778 votesCurrent Rating: 2142 + 1636 = 3778 votes 1636

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
2861 Current Rating: 2861 + 2620 = 5481 votesCurrent Rating: 2861 + 2620 = 5481 votes 2620

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
1221 Current Rating: 1221 + 1168 = 2389 votesCurrent Rating: 1221 + 1168 = 2389 votes 1168

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
2156 Current Rating: 2156 + 1635 = 3791 votesCurrent Rating: 2156 + 1635 = 3791 votes 1635

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1866 = 3554 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1866 = 3554 votes 1866

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1802 Current Rating: 1802 + 2114 = 3916 votesCurrent Rating: 1802 + 2114 = 3916 votes 2114

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
2433 Current Rating: 2433 + 1986 = 4419 votesCurrent Rating: 2433 + 1986 = 4419 votes 1986

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
2375 Current Rating: 2375 + 1824 = 4199 votesCurrent Rating: 2375 + 1824 = 4199 votes 1824

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1721 Current Rating: 1721 + 1571 = 3292 votesCurrent Rating: 1721 + 1571 = 3292 votes 1571

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1250 = 2650 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1250 = 2650 votes 1250

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
3199 Current Rating: 3199 + 5223 = 8422 votesCurrent Rating: 3199 + 5223 = 8422 votes 5223


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1752 Current Rating: 1752 + 1541 = 3293 votesCurrent Rating: 1752 + 1541 = 3293 votes 1541

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1862 Current Rating: 1862 + 2277 = 4139 votesCurrent Rating: 1862 + 2277 = 4139 votes 2277

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2528 Current Rating: 2528 + 2145 = 4673 votesCurrent Rating: 2528 + 2145 = 4673 votes 2145

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 1277 = 2524 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 1277 = 2524 votes 1277

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1020 = 2245 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1020 = 2245 votes 1020

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
2446 Current Rating: 2446 + 1562 = 4008 votesCurrent Rating: 2446 + 1562 = 4008 votes 1562

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
1848 Current Rating: 1848 + 1282 = 3130 votesCurrent Rating: 1848 + 1282 = 3130 votes 1282

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
2018 Current Rating: 2018 + 1588 = 3606 votesCurrent Rating: 2018 + 1588 = 3606 votes 1588

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1593 = 3129 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1593 = 3129 votes 1593

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1044 = 2275 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1044 = 2275 votes 1044

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
3411 Current Rating: 3411 + 3786 = 7197 votesCurrent Rating: 3411 + 3786 = 7197 votes 3786

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1782 Current Rating: 1782 + 1456 = 3238 votesCurrent Rating: 1782 + 1456 = 3238 votes 1456

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1585 Current Rating: 1585 + 1963 = 3548 votesCurrent Rating: 1585 + 1963 = 3548 votes 1963

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1229 = 2890 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1229 = 2890 votes 1229

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1277 = 2738 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1277 = 2738 votes 1277

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1501 Current Rating: 1501 + 1278 = 2779 votesCurrent Rating: 1501 + 1278 = 2779 votes 1278

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 1093 = 2165 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 1093 = 2165 votes 1093

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1802 Current Rating: 1802 + 1775 = 3577 votesCurrent Rating: 1802 + 1775 = 3577 votes 1775

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 1593 = 3333 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 1593 = 3333 votes 1593


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
1203 Current Rating: 1203 + 1029 = 2232 votesCurrent Rating: 1203 + 1029 = 2232 votes 1029

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 1365 = 3143 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 1365 = 3143 votes 1365

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 1418 = 3137 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 1418 = 3137 votes 1418

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1770 = 3430 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1770 = 3430 votes 1770

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1858 Current Rating: 1858 + 1722 = 3580 votesCurrent Rating: 1858 + 1722 = 3580 votes 1722

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
2017 Current Rating: 2017 + 1485 = 3502 votesCurrent Rating: 2017 + 1485 = 3502 votes 1485

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2948 Current Rating: 2948 + 3981 = 6929 votesCurrent Rating: 2948 + 3981 = 6929 votes 3981

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2273 Current Rating: 2273 + 1848 = 4121 votesCurrent Rating: 2273 + 1848 = 4121 votes 1848

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1281 = 2486 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1281 = 2486 votes 1281

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
2396 Current Rating: 2396 + 3008 = 5404 votesCurrent Rating: 2396 + 3008 = 5404 votes 3008

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
8266 Current Rating: 8266 + 8141 = 16407 votesCurrent Rating: 8266 + 8141 = 16407 votes 8141

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1850 Current Rating: 1850 + 2189 = 4039 votesCurrent Rating: 1850 + 2189 = 4039 votes 2189

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 1654 = 3301 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 1654 = 3301 votes 1654

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1478 Current Rating: 1478 + 1343 = 2821 votesCurrent Rating: 1478 + 1343 = 2821 votes 1343

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
2109 Current Rating: 2109 + 1897 = 4006 votesCurrent Rating: 2109 + 1897 = 4006 votes 1897


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1837 Current Rating: 1837 + 1618 = 3455 votesCurrent Rating: 1837 + 1618 = 3455 votes 1618

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
2203 Current Rating: 2203 + 2190 = 4393 votesCurrent Rating: 2203 + 2190 = 4393 votes 2190

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1837 Current Rating: 1837 + 1824 = 3661 votesCurrent Rating: 1837 + 1824 = 3661 votes 1824

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2876 Current Rating: 2876 + 2290 = 5166 votesCurrent Rating: 2876 + 2290 = 5166 votes 2290

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
2261 Current Rating: 2261 + 2391 = 4652 votesCurrent Rating: 2261 + 2391 = 4652 votes 2391

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
7506 Current Rating: 7506 + 6926 = 14432 votesCurrent Rating: 7506 + 6926 = 14432 votes 6926

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1637 Current Rating: 1637 + 1496 = 3133 votesCurrent Rating: 1637 + 1496 = 3133 votes 1496

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1317 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1317 = 2791 votes 1317

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
13337 Current Rating: 13337 + 15310 = 28647 votesCurrent Rating: 13337 + 15310 = 28647 votes 15310

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
2264 Current Rating: 2264 + 2095 = 4359 votesCurrent Rating: 2264 + 2095 = 4359 votes 2095

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
978 Current Rating: 978 + 1019 = 1997 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 1019 = 1997 votes 1019

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
2023 Current Rating: 2023 + 1982 = 4005 votesCurrent Rating: 2023 + 1982 = 4005 votes 1982

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1553 Current Rating: 1553 + 1412 = 2965 votesCurrent Rating: 1553 + 1412 = 2965 votes 1412

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
2572 Current Rating: 2572 + 2204 = 4776 votesCurrent Rating: 2572 + 2204 = 4776 votes 2204

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
2174 Current Rating: 2174 + 2123 = 4297 votesCurrent Rating: 2174 + 2123 = 4297 votes 2123

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
2804 Current Rating: 2804 + 1751 = 4555 votesCurrent Rating: 2804 + 1751 = 4555 votes 1751

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
2620 Current Rating: 2620 + 1513 = 4133 votesCurrent Rating: 2620 + 1513 = 4133 votes 1513

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
3144 Current Rating: 3144 + 4379 = 7523 votesCurrent Rating: 3144 + 4379 = 7523 votes 4379

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
9848 Current Rating: 9848 + 11828 = 21676 votesCurrent Rating: 9848 + 11828 = 21676 votes 11828

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
7134 Current Rating: 7134 + 8824 = 15958 votesCurrent Rating: 7134 + 8824 = 15958 votes 8824

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
3817 Current Rating: 3817 + 4623 = 8440 votesCurrent Rating: 3817 + 4623 = 8440 votes 4623

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
2500 Current Rating: 2500 + 1564 = 4064 votesCurrent Rating: 2500 + 1564 = 4064 votes 1564

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
2090 Current Rating: 2090 + 1989 = 4079 votesCurrent Rating: 2090 + 1989 = 4079 votes 1989


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1945 Current Rating: 1945 + 1487 = 3432 votesCurrent Rating: 1945 + 1487 = 3432 votes 1487

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1154 = 2934 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1154 = 2934 votes 1154

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
3146 Current Rating: 3146 + 2004 = 5150 votesCurrent Rating: 3146 + 2004 = 5150 votes 2004

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
12151 Current Rating: 12151 + 12891 = 25042 votesCurrent Rating: 12151 + 12891 = 25042 votes 12891

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
3895 Current Rating: 3895 + 2758 = 6653 votesCurrent Rating: 3895 + 2758 = 6653 votes 2758

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
2533 Current Rating: 2533 + 2202 = 4735 votesCurrent Rating: 2533 + 2202 = 4735 votes 2202

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
2196 Current Rating: 2196 + 1870 = 4066 votesCurrent Rating: 2196 + 1870 = 4066 votes 1870

[1056] 13: I won t be long
2525 Current Rating: 2525 + 2026 = 4551 votesCurrent Rating: 2525 + 2026 = 4551 votes 2026

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
4300 Current Rating: 4300 + 5089 = 9389 votesCurrent Rating: 4300 + 5089 = 9389 votes 5089

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
2122 Current Rating: 2122 + 1844 = 3966 votesCurrent Rating: 2122 + 1844 = 3966 votes 1844

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
2469 Current Rating: 2469 + 2154 = 4623 votesCurrent Rating: 2469 + 2154 = 4623 votes 2154

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1870 Current Rating: 1870 + 1367 = 3237 votesCurrent Rating: 1870 + 1367 = 3237 votes 1367

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1731 Current Rating: 1731 + 1594 = 3325 votesCurrent Rating: 1731 + 1594 = 3325 votes 1594

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
2553 Current Rating: 2553 + 1286 = 3839 votesCurrent Rating: 2553 + 1286 = 3839 votes 1286

[1049] 6: Then she said
31893 Current Rating: 31893 + 34420 = 66313 votesCurrent Rating: 31893 + 34420 = 66313 votes 34420

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
2716 Current Rating: 2716 + 1930 = 4646 votesCurrent Rating: 2716 + 1930 = 4646 votes 1930

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1103 = 2280 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1103 = 2280 votes 1103

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 978 = 2132 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 978 = 2132 votes 978

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
1872 Current Rating: 1872 + 1678 = 3550 votesCurrent Rating: 1872 + 1678 = 3550 votes 1678

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
2687 Current Rating: 2687 + 2109 = 4796 votesCurrent Rating: 2687 + 2109 = 4796 votes 2109


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
1907 Current Rating: 1907 + 1607 = 3514 votesCurrent Rating: 1907 + 1607 = 3514 votes 1607

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
2431 Current Rating: 2431 + 1738 = 4169 votesCurrent Rating: 2431 + 1738 = 4169 votes 1738

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
2177 Current Rating: 2177 + 2042 = 4219 votesCurrent Rating: 2177 + 2042 = 4219 votes 2042

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
6278 Current Rating: 6278 + 5014 = 11292 votesCurrent Rating: 6278 + 5014 = 11292 votes 5014

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
2472 Current Rating: 2472 + 2096 = 4568 votesCurrent Rating: 2472 + 2096 = 4568 votes 2096

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
2544 Current Rating: 2544 + 1902 = 4446 votesCurrent Rating: 2544 + 1902 = 4446 votes 1902

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
8853 Current Rating: 8853 + 7967 = 16820 votesCurrent Rating: 8853 + 7967 = 16820 votes 7967

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
13436 Current Rating: 13436 + 18683 = 32119 votesCurrent Rating: 13436 + 18683 = 32119 votes 18683

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
4106 Current Rating: 4106 + 3232 = 7338 votesCurrent Rating: 4106 + 3232 = 7338 votes 3232

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
2040 Current Rating: 2040 + 1613 = 3653 votesCurrent Rating: 2040 + 1613 = 3653 votes 1613

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
3675 Current Rating: 3675 + 2219 = 5894 votesCurrent Rating: 3675 + 2219 = 5894 votes 2219

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
4952 Current Rating: 4952 + 5284 = 10236 votesCurrent Rating: 4952 + 5284 = 10236 votes 5284

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
13957 Current Rating: 13957 + 15932 = 29889 votesCurrent Rating: 13957 + 15932 = 29889 votes 15932

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
2381 Current Rating: 2381 + 1846 = 4227 votesCurrent Rating: 2381 + 1846 = 4227 votes 1846

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
2511 Current Rating: 2511 + 1873 = 4384 votesCurrent Rating: 2511 + 1873 = 4384 votes 1873

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
2612 Current Rating: 2612 + 2227 = 4839 votesCurrent Rating: 2612 + 2227 = 4839 votes 2227

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
2371 Current Rating: 2371 + 2048 = 4419 votesCurrent Rating: 2371 + 2048 = 4419 votes 2048

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
2075 Current Rating: 2075 + 1756 = 3831 votesCurrent Rating: 2075 + 1756 = 3831 votes 1756






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