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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
5871 Current Rating: 5871 + 6640 = 12511 votesCurrent Rating: 5871 + 6640 = 12511 votes 6640

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
2746 Current Rating: 2746 + 1831 = 4577 votesCurrent Rating: 2746 + 1831 = 4577 votes 1831

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
3246 Current Rating: 3246 + 2953 = 6199 votesCurrent Rating: 3246 + 2953 = 6199 votes 2953

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
2912 Current Rating: 2912 + 4891 = 7803 votesCurrent Rating: 2912 + 4891 = 7803 votes 4891

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
2836 Current Rating: 2836 + 1896 = 4732 votesCurrent Rating: 2836 + 1896 = 4732 votes 1896

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
3647 Current Rating: 3647 + 3078 = 6725 votesCurrent Rating: 3647 + 3078 = 6725 votes 3078

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
2949 Current Rating: 2949 + 4950 = 7899 votesCurrent Rating: 2949 + 4950 = 7899 votes 4950

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
2915 Current Rating: 2915 + 2103 = 5018 votesCurrent Rating: 2915 + 2103 = 5018 votes 2103

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
3213 Current Rating: 3213 + 5199 = 8412 votesCurrent Rating: 3213 + 5199 = 8412 votes 5199

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
2805 Current Rating: 2805 + 1858 = 4663 votesCurrent Rating: 2805 + 1858 = 4663 votes 1858

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
2949 Current Rating: 2949 + 2121 = 5070 votesCurrent Rating: 2949 + 2121 = 5070 votes 2121

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
3294 Current Rating: 3294 + 2737 = 6031 votesCurrent Rating: 3294 + 2737 = 6031 votes 2737


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
2879 Current Rating: 2879 + 4789 = 7668 votesCurrent Rating: 2879 + 4789 = 7668 votes 4789

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
2674 Current Rating: 2674 + 4670 = 7344 votesCurrent Rating: 2674 + 4670 = 7344 votes 4670

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
2521 Current Rating: 2521 + 1631 = 4152 votesCurrent Rating: 2521 + 1631 = 4152 votes 1631

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
3185 Current Rating: 3185 + 2302 = 5487 votesCurrent Rating: 3185 + 2302 = 5487 votes 2302

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
2624 Current Rating: 2624 + 4633 = 7257 votesCurrent Rating: 2624 + 4633 = 7257 votes 4633

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
2749 Current Rating: 2749 + 4510 = 7259 votesCurrent Rating: 2749 + 4510 = 7259 votes 4510

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
4608 Current Rating: 4608 + 3619 = 8227 votesCurrent Rating: 4608 + 3619 = 8227 votes 3619

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
2701 Current Rating: 2701 + 1738 = 4439 votesCurrent Rating: 2701 + 1738 = 4439 votes 1738

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
2945 Current Rating: 2945 + 2130 = 5075 votesCurrent Rating: 2945 + 2130 = 5075 votes 2130

[1220] 13: I need a double now
2749 Current Rating: 2749 + 4743 = 7492 votesCurrent Rating: 2749 + 4743 = 7492 votes 4743

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
2571 Current Rating: 2571 + 1693 = 4264 votesCurrent Rating: 2571 + 1693 = 4264 votes 1693

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
3058 Current Rating: 3058 + 2841 = 5899 votesCurrent Rating: 3058 + 2841 = 5899 votes 2841

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
3059 Current Rating: 3059 + 2210 = 5269 votesCurrent Rating: 3059 + 2210 = 5269 votes 2210

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
3291 Current Rating: 3291 + 2393 = 5684 votesCurrent Rating: 3291 + 2393 = 5684 votes 2393

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
2851 Current Rating: 2851 + 2310 = 5161 votesCurrent Rating: 2851 + 2310 = 5161 votes 2310

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
2768 Current Rating: 2768 + 1949 = 4717 votesCurrent Rating: 2768 + 1949 = 4717 votes 1949

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
4529 Current Rating: 4529 + 6789 = 11318 votesCurrent Rating: 4529 + 6789 = 11318 votes 6789

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
3291 Current Rating: 3291 + 2717 = 6008 votesCurrent Rating: 3291 + 2717 = 6008 votes 2717


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
3210 Current Rating: 3210 + 2612 = 5822 votesCurrent Rating: 3210 + 2612 = 5822 votes 2612

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
4492 Current Rating: 4492 + 4861 = 9353 votesCurrent Rating: 4492 + 4861 = 9353 votes 4861

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
3825 Current Rating: 3825 + 3465 = 7290 votesCurrent Rating: 3825 + 3465 = 7290 votes 3465

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
10791 Current Rating: 10791 + 13320 = 24111 votesCurrent Rating: 10791 + 13320 = 24111 votes 13320

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
5440 Current Rating: 5440 + 9008 = 14448 votesCurrent Rating: 5440 + 9008 = 14448 votes 9008

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
3140 Current Rating: 3140 + 2450 = 5590 votesCurrent Rating: 3140 + 2450 = 5590 votes 2450

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
13516 Current Rating: 13516 + 15018 = 28534 votesCurrent Rating: 13516 + 15018 = 28534 votes 15018

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
5561 Current Rating: 5561 + 5596 = 11157 votesCurrent Rating: 5561 + 5596 = 11157 votes 5596

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
3746 Current Rating: 3746 + 2860 = 6606 votesCurrent Rating: 3746 + 2860 = 6606 votes 2860

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
4676 Current Rating: 4676 + 8203 = 12879 votesCurrent Rating: 4676 + 8203 = 12879 votes 8203

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
3743 Current Rating: 3743 + 2951 = 6694 votesCurrent Rating: 3743 + 2951 = 6694 votes 2951

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
2777 Current Rating: 2777 + 1968 = 4745 votesCurrent Rating: 2777 + 1968 = 4745 votes 1968

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
2882 Current Rating: 2882 + 2075 = 4957 votesCurrent Rating: 2882 + 2075 = 4957 votes 2075

[1198] 10: Good morning class
3154 Current Rating: 3154 + 2471 = 5625 votesCurrent Rating: 3154 + 2471 = 5625 votes 2471

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
4751 Current Rating: 4751 + 4051 = 8802 votesCurrent Rating: 4751 + 4051 = 8802 votes 4051

[1196] 8: I
4913 Current Rating: 4913 + 4773 = 9686 votesCurrent Rating: 4913 + 4773 = 9686 votes 4773

[1195] 7: I do believe I
6780 Current Rating: 6780 + 7084 = 13864 votesCurrent Rating: 6780 + 7084 = 13864 votes 7084

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
3101 Current Rating: 3101 + 2372 = 5473 votesCurrent Rating: 3101 + 2372 = 5473 votes 2372

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
6148 Current Rating: 6148 + 6497 = 12645 votesCurrent Rating: 6148 + 6497 = 12645 votes 6497

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
4153 Current Rating: 4153 + 4035 = 8188 votesCurrent Rating: 4153 + 4035 = 8188 votes 4035

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
6117 Current Rating: 6117 + 5229 = 11346 votesCurrent Rating: 6117 + 5229 = 11346 votes 5229


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
3680 Current Rating: 3680 + 2797 = 6477 votesCurrent Rating: 3680 + 2797 = 6477 votes 2797

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
15327 Current Rating: 15327 + 17129 = 32456 votesCurrent Rating: 15327 + 17129 = 32456 votes 17129

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
9288 Current Rating: 9288 + 10279 = 19567 votesCurrent Rating: 9288 + 10279 = 19567 votes 10279

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
4138 Current Rating: 4138 + 3292 = 7430 votesCurrent Rating: 4138 + 3292 = 7430 votes 3292

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
3392 Current Rating: 3392 + 2705 = 6097 votesCurrent Rating: 3392 + 2705 = 6097 votes 2705

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
4111 Current Rating: 4111 + 5317 = 9428 votesCurrent Rating: 4111 + 5317 = 9428 votes 5317

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
3105 Current Rating: 3105 + 2593 = 5698 votesCurrent Rating: 3105 + 2593 = 5698 votes 2593

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
2640 Current Rating: 2640 + 1815 = 4455 votesCurrent Rating: 2640 + 1815 = 4455 votes 1815

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
2649 Current Rating: 2649 + 1897 = 4546 votesCurrent Rating: 2649 + 1897 = 4546 votes 1897

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
4713 Current Rating: 4713 + 7413 = 12126 votesCurrent Rating: 4713 + 7413 = 12126 votes 7413

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
2486 Current Rating: 2486 + 1954 = 4440 votesCurrent Rating: 2486 + 1954 = 4440 votes 1954

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
3548 Current Rating: 3548 + 2777 = 6325 votesCurrent Rating: 3548 + 2777 = 6325 votes 2777

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
2784 Current Rating: 2784 + 2516 = 5300 votesCurrent Rating: 2784 + 2516 = 5300 votes 2516

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
2901 Current Rating: 2901 + 4854 = 7755 votesCurrent Rating: 2901 + 4854 = 7755 votes 4854

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
3110 Current Rating: 3110 + 2385 = 5495 votesCurrent Rating: 3110 + 2385 = 5495 votes 2385

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
3371 Current Rating: 3371 + 3728 = 7099 votesCurrent Rating: 3371 + 3728 = 7099 votes 3728

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
2718 Current Rating: 2718 + 1888 = 4606 votesCurrent Rating: 2718 + 1888 = 4606 votes 1888

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
3273 Current Rating: 3273 + 2560 = 5833 votesCurrent Rating: 3273 + 2560 = 5833 votes 2560

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
2808 Current Rating: 2808 + 2018 = 4826 votesCurrent Rating: 2808 + 2018 = 4826 votes 2018

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
2476 Current Rating: 2476 + 1534 = 4010 votesCurrent Rating: 2476 + 1534 = 4010 votes 1534


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
2847 Current Rating: 2847 + 2207 = 5054 votesCurrent Rating: 2847 + 2207 = 5054 votes 2207

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
2822 Current Rating: 2822 + 1933 = 4755 votesCurrent Rating: 2822 + 1933 = 4755 votes 1933

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
3352 Current Rating: 3352 + 2460 = 5812 votesCurrent Rating: 3352 + 2460 = 5812 votes 2460

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
2767 Current Rating: 2767 + 2099 = 4866 votesCurrent Rating: 2767 + 2099 = 4866 votes 2099

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
2519 Current Rating: 2519 + 1755 = 4274 votesCurrent Rating: 2519 + 1755 = 4274 votes 1755

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
2721 Current Rating: 2721 + 2114 = 4835 votesCurrent Rating: 2721 + 2114 = 4835 votes 2114

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
2828 Current Rating: 2828 + 1979 = 4807 votesCurrent Rating: 2828 + 1979 = 4807 votes 1979

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
2647 Current Rating: 2647 + 1779 = 4426 votesCurrent Rating: 2647 + 1779 = 4426 votes 1779

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
2344 Current Rating: 2344 + 1538 = 3882 votesCurrent Rating: 2344 + 1538 = 3882 votes 1538

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
3620 Current Rating: 3620 + 2791 = 6411 votesCurrent Rating: 3620 + 2791 = 6411 votes 2791

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
2701 Current Rating: 2701 + 2224 = 4925 votesCurrent Rating: 2701 + 2224 = 4925 votes 2224

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
3118 Current Rating: 3118 + 2554 = 5672 votesCurrent Rating: 3118 + 2554 = 5672 votes 2554

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
2750 Current Rating: 2750 + 1879 = 4629 votesCurrent Rating: 2750 + 1879 = 4629 votes 1879

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
5077 Current Rating: 5077 + 7822 = 12899 votesCurrent Rating: 5077 + 7822 = 12899 votes 7822

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
3098 Current Rating: 3098 + 2458 = 5556 votesCurrent Rating: 3098 + 2458 = 5556 votes 2458

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
4735 Current Rating: 4735 + 6885 = 11620 votesCurrent Rating: 4735 + 6885 = 11620 votes 6885


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
3360 Current Rating: 3360 + 2729 = 6089 votesCurrent Rating: 3360 + 2729 = 6089 votes 2729

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
4189 Current Rating: 4189 + 6125 = 10314 votesCurrent Rating: 4189 + 6125 = 10314 votes 6125

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
10335 Current Rating: 10335 + 12114 = 22449 votesCurrent Rating: 10335 + 12114 = 22449 votes 12114

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
5390 Current Rating: 5390 + 4426 = 9816 votesCurrent Rating: 5390 + 4426 = 9816 votes 4426

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
3099 Current Rating: 3099 + 2386 = 5485 votesCurrent Rating: 3099 + 2386 = 5485 votes 2386

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
3566 Current Rating: 3566 + 5317 = 8883 votesCurrent Rating: 3566 + 5317 = 8883 votes 5317

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
3030 Current Rating: 3030 + 2206 = 5236 votesCurrent Rating: 3030 + 2206 = 5236 votes 2206

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
2730 Current Rating: 2730 + 1770 = 4500 votesCurrent Rating: 2730 + 1770 = 4500 votes 1770

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
3771 Current Rating: 3771 + 5697 = 9468 votesCurrent Rating: 3771 + 5697 = 9468 votes 5697

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
2622 Current Rating: 2622 + 1815 = 4437 votesCurrent Rating: 2622 + 1815 = 4437 votes 1815


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
3575 Current Rating: 3575 + 7490 = 11065 votesCurrent Rating: 3575 + 7490 = 11065 votes 7490

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
3186 Current Rating: 3186 + 2227 = 5413 votesCurrent Rating: 3186 + 2227 = 5413 votes 2227

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
2911 Current Rating: 2911 + 4794 = 7705 votesCurrent Rating: 2911 + 4794 = 7705 votes 4794

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
2745 Current Rating: 2745 + 2043 = 4788 votesCurrent Rating: 2745 + 2043 = 4788 votes 2043

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
2555 Current Rating: 2555 + 1928 = 4483 votesCurrent Rating: 2555 + 1928 = 4483 votes 1928

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
5039 Current Rating: 5039 + 4678 = 9717 votesCurrent Rating: 5039 + 4678 = 9717 votes 4678

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
3147 Current Rating: 3147 + 6062 = 9209 votesCurrent Rating: 3147 + 6062 = 9209 votes 6062

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
10465 Current Rating: 10465 + 10793 = 21258 votesCurrent Rating: 10465 + 10793 = 21258 votes 10793

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
3508 Current Rating: 3508 + 3319 = 6827 votesCurrent Rating: 3508 + 3319 = 6827 votes 3319

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
4107 Current Rating: 4107 + 5834 = 9941 votesCurrent Rating: 4107 + 5834 = 9941 votes 5834

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
4761 Current Rating: 4761 + 4500 = 9261 votesCurrent Rating: 4761 + 4500 = 9261 votes 4500

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
4175 Current Rating: 4175 + 3438 = 7613 votesCurrent Rating: 4175 + 3438 = 7613 votes 3438

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
9286 Current Rating: 9286 + 11867 = 21153 votesCurrent Rating: 9286 + 11867 = 21153 votes 11867

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
3775 Current Rating: 3775 + 5631 = 9406 votesCurrent Rating: 3775 + 5631 = 9406 votes 5631

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
4603 Current Rating: 4603 + 5615 = 10218 votesCurrent Rating: 4603 + 5615 = 10218 votes 5615

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
2687 Current Rating: 2687 + 2052 = 4739 votesCurrent Rating: 2687 + 2052 = 4739 votes 2052

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
3591 Current Rating: 3591 + 5422 = 9013 votesCurrent Rating: 3591 + 5422 = 9013 votes 5422

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
3286 Current Rating: 3286 + 2843 = 6129 votesCurrent Rating: 3286 + 2843 = 6129 votes 2843

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
3006 Current Rating: 3006 + 2694 = 5700 votesCurrent Rating: 3006 + 2694 = 5700 votes 2694

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
3855 Current Rating: 3855 + 4829 = 8684 votesCurrent Rating: 3855 + 4829 = 8684 votes 4829

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
3798 Current Rating: 3798 + 5675 = 9473 votesCurrent Rating: 3798 + 5675 = 9473 votes 5675

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
3063 Current Rating: 3063 + 2310 = 5373 votesCurrent Rating: 3063 + 2310 = 5373 votes 2310

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
2699 Current Rating: 2699 + 1919 = 4618 votesCurrent Rating: 2699 + 1919 = 4618 votes 1919

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
4869 Current Rating: 4869 + 6201 = 11070 votesCurrent Rating: 4869 + 6201 = 11070 votes 6201


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
3165 Current Rating: 3165 + 2405 = 5570 votesCurrent Rating: 3165 + 2405 = 5570 votes 2405

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
3301 Current Rating: 3301 + 3090 = 6391 votesCurrent Rating: 3301 + 3090 = 6391 votes 3090

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
4208 Current Rating: 4208 + 3211 = 7419 votesCurrent Rating: 4208 + 3211 = 7419 votes 3211

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
2779 Current Rating: 2779 + 2191 = 4970 votesCurrent Rating: 2779 + 2191 = 4970 votes 2191

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
2708 Current Rating: 2708 + 1822 = 4530 votesCurrent Rating: 2708 + 1822 = 4530 votes 1822

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
3854 Current Rating: 3854 + 5344 = 9198 votesCurrent Rating: 3854 + 5344 = 9198 votes 5344

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
3321 Current Rating: 3321 + 5102 = 8423 votesCurrent Rating: 3321 + 5102 = 8423 votes 5102

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
3245 Current Rating: 3245 + 5224 = 8469 votesCurrent Rating: 3245 + 5224 = 8469 votes 5224

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
2787 Current Rating: 2787 + 2219 = 5006 votesCurrent Rating: 2787 + 2219 = 5006 votes 2219

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
2560 Current Rating: 2560 + 1776 = 4336 votesCurrent Rating: 2560 + 1776 = 4336 votes 1776

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
5115 Current Rating: 5115 + 4683 = 9798 votesCurrent Rating: 5115 + 4683 = 9798 votes 4683

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
3219 Current Rating: 3219 + 2306 = 5525 votesCurrent Rating: 3219 + 2306 = 5525 votes 2306

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
2845 Current Rating: 2845 + 2641 = 5486 votesCurrent Rating: 2845 + 2641 = 5486 votes 2641

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
2944 Current Rating: 2944 + 4903 = 7847 votesCurrent Rating: 2944 + 4903 = 7847 votes 4903

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
2778 Current Rating: 2778 + 1990 = 4768 votesCurrent Rating: 2778 + 1990 = 4768 votes 1990

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
2881 Current Rating: 2881 + 2045 = 4926 votesCurrent Rating: 2881 + 2045 = 4926 votes 2045

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
2633 Current Rating: 2633 + 1896 = 4529 votesCurrent Rating: 2633 + 1896 = 4529 votes 1896

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
2975 Current Rating: 2975 + 2337 = 5312 votesCurrent Rating: 2975 + 2337 = 5312 votes 2337

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
3035 Current Rating: 3035 + 2285 = 5320 votesCurrent Rating: 3035 + 2285 = 5320 votes 2285


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
2576 Current Rating: 2576 + 1739 = 4315 votesCurrent Rating: 2576 + 1739 = 4315 votes 1739

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
3079 Current Rating: 3079 + 2117 = 5196 votesCurrent Rating: 3079 + 2117 = 5196 votes 2117

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
3169 Current Rating: 3169 + 2270 = 5439 votesCurrent Rating: 3169 + 2270 = 5439 votes 2270

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
2940 Current Rating: 2940 + 2628 = 5568 votesCurrent Rating: 2940 + 2628 = 5568 votes 2628

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
3344 Current Rating: 3344 + 2652 = 5996 votesCurrent Rating: 3344 + 2652 = 5996 votes 2652

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
3216 Current Rating: 3216 + 5126 = 8342 votesCurrent Rating: 3216 + 5126 = 8342 votes 5126

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
4511 Current Rating: 4511 + 4853 = 9364 votesCurrent Rating: 4511 + 4853 = 9364 votes 4853

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
3411 Current Rating: 3411 + 4419 = 7830 votesCurrent Rating: 3411 + 4419 = 7830 votes 4419

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
2560 Current Rating: 2560 + 2203 = 4763 votesCurrent Rating: 2560 + 2203 = 4763 votes 2203

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
3814 Current Rating: 3814 + 3744 = 7558 votesCurrent Rating: 3814 + 3744 = 7558 votes 3744

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
10306 Current Rating: 10306 + 11179 = 21485 votesCurrent Rating: 10306 + 11179 = 21485 votes 11179

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
3260 Current Rating: 3260 + 3010 = 6270 votesCurrent Rating: 3260 + 3010 = 6270 votes 3010

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
2992 Current Rating: 2992 + 2392 = 5384 votesCurrent Rating: 2992 + 2392 = 5384 votes 2392

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
2978 Current Rating: 2978 + 2174 = 5152 votesCurrent Rating: 2978 + 2174 = 5152 votes 2174

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
3504 Current Rating: 3504 + 2692 = 6196 votesCurrent Rating: 3504 + 2692 = 6196 votes 2692


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
3131 Current Rating: 3131 + 2324 = 5455 votesCurrent Rating: 3131 + 2324 = 5455 votes 2324

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
3501 Current Rating: 3501 + 2836 = 6337 votesCurrent Rating: 3501 + 2836 = 6337 votes 2836

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
3033 Current Rating: 3033 + 2443 = 5476 votesCurrent Rating: 3033 + 2443 = 5476 votes 2443

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
4271 Current Rating: 4271 + 7950 = 12221 votesCurrent Rating: 4271 + 7950 = 12221 votes 7950

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
3874 Current Rating: 3874 + 3431 = 7305 votesCurrent Rating: 3874 + 3431 = 7305 votes 3431

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
8803 Current Rating: 8803 + 10635 = 19438 votesCurrent Rating: 8803 + 10635 = 19438 votes 10635

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
2987 Current Rating: 2987 + 2308 = 5295 votesCurrent Rating: 2987 + 2308 = 5295 votes 2308

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
2824 Current Rating: 2824 + 2106 = 4930 votesCurrent Rating: 2824 + 2106 = 4930 votes 2106

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
15159 Current Rating: 15159 + 16781 = 31940 votesCurrent Rating: 15159 + 16781 = 31940 votes 16781

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
3590 Current Rating: 3590 + 2939 = 6529 votesCurrent Rating: 3590 + 2939 = 6529 votes 2939

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
2222 Current Rating: 2222 + 1662 = 3884 votesCurrent Rating: 2222 + 1662 = 3884 votes 1662

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
3146 Current Rating: 3146 + 2651 = 5797 votesCurrent Rating: 3146 + 2651 = 5797 votes 2651

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
2668 Current Rating: 2668 + 2024 = 4692 votesCurrent Rating: 2668 + 2024 = 4692 votes 2024

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
3865 Current Rating: 3865 + 4861 = 8726 votesCurrent Rating: 3865 + 4861 = 8726 votes 4861

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
3251 Current Rating: 3251 + 2753 = 6004 votesCurrent Rating: 3251 + 2753 = 6004 votes 2753

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
4026 Current Rating: 4026 + 6431 = 10457 votesCurrent Rating: 4026 + 6431 = 10457 votes 6431

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
4031 Current Rating: 4031 + 6189 = 10220 votesCurrent Rating: 4031 + 6189 = 10220 votes 6189

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
4678 Current Rating: 4678 + 5152 = 9830 votesCurrent Rating: 4678 + 5152 = 9830 votes 5152

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
11571 Current Rating: 11571 + 12808 = 24379 votesCurrent Rating: 11571 + 12808 = 24379 votes 12808

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
8446 Current Rating: 8446 + 9257 = 17703 votesCurrent Rating: 8446 + 9257 = 17703 votes 9257

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
5210 Current Rating: 5210 + 5380 = 10590 votesCurrent Rating: 5210 + 5380 = 10590 votes 5380

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
3972 Current Rating: 3972 + 5410 = 9382 votesCurrent Rating: 3972 + 5410 = 9382 votes 5410

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
3413 Current Rating: 3413 + 2823 = 6236 votesCurrent Rating: 3413 + 2823 = 6236 votes 2823


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
3275 Current Rating: 3275 + 2371 = 5646 votesCurrent Rating: 3275 + 2371 = 5646 votes 2371

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
2898 Current Rating: 2898 + 4757 = 7655 votesCurrent Rating: 2898 + 4757 = 7655 votes 4757

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
4593 Current Rating: 4593 + 5911 = 10504 votesCurrent Rating: 4593 + 5911 = 10504 votes 5911

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
14315 Current Rating: 14315 + 17278 = 31593 votesCurrent Rating: 14315 + 17278 = 31593 votes 17278

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
5150 Current Rating: 5150 + 6391 = 11541 votesCurrent Rating: 5150 + 6391 = 11541 votes 6391

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
3640 Current Rating: 3640 + 2824 = 6464 votesCurrent Rating: 3640 + 2824 = 6464 votes 2824

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
3539 Current Rating: 3539 + 2691 = 6230 votesCurrent Rating: 3539 + 2691 = 6230 votes 2691

[1056] 13: I won t be long
4152 Current Rating: 4152 + 6995 = 11147 votesCurrent Rating: 4152 + 6995 = 11147 votes 6995

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
5675 Current Rating: 5675 + 5962 = 11637 votesCurrent Rating: 5675 + 5962 = 11637 votes 5962

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
3497 Current Rating: 3497 + 2692 = 6189 votesCurrent Rating: 3497 + 2692 = 6189 votes 2692

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
3947 Current Rating: 3947 + 2994 = 6941 votesCurrent Rating: 3947 + 2994 = 6941 votes 2994

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
3030 Current Rating: 3030 + 4983 = 8013 votesCurrent Rating: 3030 + 4983 = 8013 votes 4983

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
3040 Current Rating: 3040 + 2392 = 5432 votesCurrent Rating: 3040 + 2392 = 5432 votes 2392

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
3898 Current Rating: 3898 + 5919 = 9817 votesCurrent Rating: 3898 + 5919 = 9817 votes 5919

[1049] 6: Then she said
33013 Current Rating: 33013 + 35053 = 68066 votesCurrent Rating: 33013 + 35053 = 68066 votes 35053

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
2416 Current Rating: 2416 + 1678 = 4094 votesCurrent Rating: 2416 + 1678 = 4094 votes 1678

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
4094 Current Rating: 4094 + 5851 = 9945 votesCurrent Rating: 4094 + 5851 = 9945 votes 5851


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
3272 Current Rating: 3272 + 2456 = 5728 votesCurrent Rating: 3272 + 2456 = 5728 votes 2456

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
3834 Current Rating: 3834 + 5568 = 9402 votesCurrent Rating: 3834 + 5568 = 9402 votes 5568

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
3398 Current Rating: 3398 + 2781 = 6179 votesCurrent Rating: 3398 + 2781 = 6179 votes 2781

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
3821 Current Rating: 3821 + 2949 = 6770 votesCurrent Rating: 3821 + 2949 = 6770 votes 2949

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
5194 Current Rating: 5194 + 5942 = 11136 votesCurrent Rating: 5194 + 5942 = 11136 votes 5942

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
6262 Current Rating: 6262 + 6071 = 12333 votesCurrent Rating: 6262 + 6071 = 12333 votes 6071

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
3733 Current Rating: 3733 + 4677 = 8410 votesCurrent Rating: 3733 + 4677 = 8410 votes 4677

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
3769 Current Rating: 3769 + 5502 = 9271 votesCurrent Rating: 3769 + 5502 = 9271 votes 5502

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
4002 Current Rating: 4002 + 5000 = 9002 votesCurrent Rating: 4002 + 5000 = 9002 votes 5000

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
3559 Current Rating: 3559 + 2684 = 6243 votesCurrent Rating: 3559 + 2684 = 6243 votes 2684

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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