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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
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[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
1972 1527
[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
2594 2576
[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
2073 1526
[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
2195 1561
[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
2962 2630
[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
2307 1652
[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
2267 1798
[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
2780 1934
[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
2140 1554
[1231] 2: How can I help you?
2102 1766
[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
2757 2470
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Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
2361 1543
[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
1945 1420
[1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on
1799 1360
[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
2441 1928
[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
1891 1368
[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
2223 1311
[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
3885 3245
[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
1924 1432
[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
2095 1763
[1220] 13: I need a double now
2032 1477
[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
1835 1420
[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
2421 2557
[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
2376 1892
[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
2720 2081
[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
2101 1955
[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
2038 1642
[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
3925 6517
[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
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Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
2733 2391
[1210] 30: I don t understand women
3991 4623
[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
3223 3132
[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
10040 12742
[1207] 27: What are you watching?
4724 3677
[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
2570 2163
[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
12362 12631
[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
5121 5357
[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
3178 2558
[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
4002 2895
[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
3191 2643
[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
2078 1690
[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
2043 1715
[1198] 10: Good morning class
2439 2100
[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
4019 3651
[1196] 8: I
4347 4556
[1195] 7: I do believe I
6318 6821
[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
2733 2181
[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
5713 6288
[1192] 2: This news report says ...
3620 3811
[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
5558 4910
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Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
3065 2431
[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
14643 14913
[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
8791 7910
[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
3564 2974
[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
2769 2334
[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
3531 1995
[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
2483 2329
[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
1873 1508
[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
2083 1611
[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
4238 3106
[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
2091 1781
[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
3177 2494
[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
2378 2274
[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
2372 1638
[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
2537 2110
[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
2780 3393
[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
2100 1621
[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
2747 2303
[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
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[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
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Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
2200 1840
[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
2127 1634
[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
2844 2198
[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
2215 1780
[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
1922 1512
[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
2207 1881
[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
2254 1710
[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
2151 1588
[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
1793 1332
[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
3145 2517
[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
2247 1980
[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
2694 2368
[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
2113 1567
[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
4392 3466
[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
2687 2254
[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
4192 2653
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Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
2817 2372
[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
3689 1913
[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
9802 9780
[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
5031 4245
[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
2742 2212
[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again …
3182 2127
[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
2666 2042
[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight …
2300 1562
[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
3320 2424
[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
2214 1637
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Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
3167 2282
[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
2756 1984
[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
2544 1626
[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
2244 1761
[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
2070 1651
[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
4448 4380
[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
2773 1898
[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
9937 10467
[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
2975 3018
[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
3587 2562
[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
4257 4296
[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
3636 3146
[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
8874 8584
[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
3228 2310
[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
4005 3310
[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
2196 1778
[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
3146 2173
[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
2775 2507
[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
2651 2537
[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
3395 2553
[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
3337 2398
[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
2655 2078
[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
2282 1724
[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
4221 5850
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May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
2725 2144
[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
2836 2837
[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
3617 2847
[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
2257 1891
[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
2236 1571
[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
3411 2105
[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
2897 1845
[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
2878 2047
[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
2394 2041
[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
2127 1554
[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
4549 4388
[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
2765 2040
[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
2455 2450
[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
2547 1726
[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
2373 1816
[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
2437 1816
[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
2093 1661
[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
2628 2186
[1102] 1: I know it s election time
2641 2081
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Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
2121 1518
[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
2685 1897
[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
2714 2002
[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
2531 2233
[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
2876 2360
[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
2857 1938
[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
3932 4569
[1094] 8: What s going on here?
3078 2265
[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
2117 1983
[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
3431 3553
[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
9871 8928
[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
2854 2785
[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
2569 2173
[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
2490 1919
[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
3026 2443
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Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
2735 2116
[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
3054 2635
[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
2665 2279
[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
3768 2740
[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
3337 3078
[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
8476 7468
[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
2680 2085
[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
2509 1869
[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
14840 16613
[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
3294 2684
[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
1927 1520
[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
2949 2481
[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
2439 1879
[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
3606 2680
[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
3059 2589
[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
3751 2247
[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
3723 1989
[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
4338 4922
[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
11170 12562
[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
8324 9200
[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
4921 5148
[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
3644 2155
[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
3132 2584
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Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
2972 2095
[1062] 19: You look hung-over
2699 1615
[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
4215 2613
[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
13987 14111
[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
4919 3231
[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
3455 2676
[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
3249 2431
[1056] 13: I won t be long
3713 2676
[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
5368 5679
[1054] 11: What are you doing?
3176 2420
[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
3606 2734
[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
2799 1839
[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
2735 2177
[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
3624 1734
[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through …
2105 1508
[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
2870 2270
[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
3724 2617
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
2939 2199
[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
3510 2319
[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
3129 2560
[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
7244 5500
[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
3499 2692
[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
3472 2363
[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
10031 8618
[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
15918 20501
[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
5138 3824
[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
2977 2101
[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
4953 5741
[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
5953 5830
[1031] 6: Damn it all!
17891 19231
[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
3429 2430
[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
3523 2330
[1028] 3: What are you reading?
3659 2782
[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
3303 2500
[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
3020 2306
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