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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1200 = 2495 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1200 = 2495 votes 1200

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
329 Current Rating: 329 + 380 = 709 votesCurrent Rating: 329 + 380 = 709 votes 380

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
364 Current Rating: 364 + 622 = 986 votesCurrent Rating: 364 + 622 = 986 votes 622

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
240 Current Rating: 240 + 318 = 558 votesCurrent Rating: 240 + 318 = 558 votes 318

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
389 Current Rating: 389 + 320 = 709 votesCurrent Rating: 389 + 320 = 709 votes 320

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
457 Current Rating: 457 + 454 = 911 votesCurrent Rating: 457 + 454 = 911 votes 454

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
332 Current Rating: 332 + 306 = 638 votesCurrent Rating: 332 + 306 = 638 votes 306

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
336 Current Rating: 336 + 327 = 663 votesCurrent Rating: 336 + 327 = 663 votes 327

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
918 Current Rating: 918 + 628 = 1546 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 628 = 1546 votes 628

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
359 Current Rating: 359 + 364 = 723 votesCurrent Rating: 359 + 364 = 723 votes 364

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
418 Current Rating: 418 + 586 = 1004 votesCurrent Rating: 418 + 586 = 1004 votes 586

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
528 Current Rating: 528 + 721 = 1249 votesCurrent Rating: 528 + 721 = 1249 votes 721


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
350 Current Rating: 350 + 415 = 765 votesCurrent Rating: 350 + 415 = 765 votes 415

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
257 Current Rating: 257 + 348 = 605 votesCurrent Rating: 257 + 348 = 605 votes 348

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
258 Current Rating: 258 + 353 = 611 votesCurrent Rating: 258 + 353 = 611 votes 353

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
366 Current Rating: 366 + 382 = 748 votesCurrent Rating: 366 + 382 = 748 votes 382

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
425 Current Rating: 425 + 381 = 806 votesCurrent Rating: 425 + 381 = 806 votes 381

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
266 Current Rating: 266 + 317 = 583 votesCurrent Rating: 266 + 317 = 583 votes 317

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
1761 Current Rating: 1761 + 1585 = 3346 votesCurrent Rating: 1761 + 1585 = 3346 votes 1585

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
281 Current Rating: 281 + 300 = 581 votesCurrent Rating: 281 + 300 = 581 votes 300

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
352 Current Rating: 352 + 422 = 774 votesCurrent Rating: 352 + 422 = 774 votes 422

[1220] 13: I need a double now
351 Current Rating: 351 + 470 = 821 votesCurrent Rating: 351 + 470 = 821 votes 470

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
332 Current Rating: 332 + 430 = 762 votesCurrent Rating: 332 + 430 = 762 votes 430

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
682 Current Rating: 682 + 1335 = 2017 votesCurrent Rating: 682 + 1335 = 2017 votes 1335

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
433 Current Rating: 433 + 484 = 917 votesCurrent Rating: 433 + 484 = 917 votes 484

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
447 Current Rating: 447 + 474 = 921 votesCurrent Rating: 447 + 474 = 921 votes 474

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
378 Current Rating: 378 + 694 = 1072 votesCurrent Rating: 378 + 694 = 1072 votes 694

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
366 Current Rating: 366 + 497 = 863 votesCurrent Rating: 366 + 497 = 863 votes 497

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
1966 Current Rating: 1966 + 1014 = 2980 votesCurrent Rating: 1966 + 1014 = 2980 votes 1014

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
473 Current Rating: 473 + 671 = 1144 votesCurrent Rating: 473 + 671 = 1144 votes 671


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 1356 = 2658 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 1356 = 2658 votes 1356

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2684 Current Rating: 2684 + 3665 = 6349 votesCurrent Rating: 2684 + 3665 = 6349 votes 3665

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1435 Current Rating: 1435 + 1728 = 3163 votesCurrent Rating: 1435 + 1728 = 3163 votes 1728

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
8312 Current Rating: 8312 + 11571 = 19883 votesCurrent Rating: 8312 + 11571 = 19883 votes 11571

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
2710 Current Rating: 2710 + 2127 = 4837 votesCurrent Rating: 2710 + 2127 = 4837 votes 2127

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
703 Current Rating: 703 + 736 = 1439 votesCurrent Rating: 703 + 736 = 1439 votes 736

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
9809 Current Rating: 9809 + 10897 = 20706 votesCurrent Rating: 9809 + 10897 = 20706 votes 10897

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3653 Current Rating: 3653 + 4406 = 8059 votesCurrent Rating: 3653 + 4406 = 8059 votes 4406

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1316 = 2721 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1316 = 2721 votes 1316

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1365 = 2956 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1365 = 2956 votes 1365

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1413 = 2984 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1413 = 2984 votes 1413

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
741 Current Rating: 741 + 784 = 1525 votesCurrent Rating: 741 + 784 = 1525 votes 784

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
534 Current Rating: 534 + 634 = 1168 votesCurrent Rating: 534 + 634 = 1168 votes 634

[1198] 10: Good morning class
430 Current Rating: 430 + 612 = 1042 votesCurrent Rating: 430 + 612 = 1042 votes 612

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2120 Current Rating: 2120 + 2084 = 4204 votesCurrent Rating: 2120 + 2084 = 4204 votes 2084

[1196] 8: I
3225 Current Rating: 3225 + 3871 = 7096 votesCurrent Rating: 3225 + 3871 = 7096 votes 3871

[1195] 7: I do believe I
4660 Current Rating: 4660 + 5746 = 10406 votesCurrent Rating: 4660 + 5746 = 10406 votes 5746

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1112 = 2471 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1112 = 2471 votes 1112

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4401 Current Rating: 4401 + 5434 = 9835 votesCurrent Rating: 4401 + 5434 = 9835 votes 5434

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2301 Current Rating: 2301 + 2927 = 5228 votesCurrent Rating: 2301 + 2927 = 5228 votes 2927

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
3668 Current Rating: 3668 + 3562 = 7230 votesCurrent Rating: 3668 + 3562 = 7230 votes 3562


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 991 = 2293 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 991 = 2293 votes 991

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13231 Current Rating: 13231 + 13922 = 27153 votesCurrent Rating: 13231 + 13922 = 27153 votes 13922

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
6898 Current Rating: 6898 + 6628 = 13526 votesCurrent Rating: 6898 + 6628 = 13526 votes 6628

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
1804 Current Rating: 1804 + 1506 = 3310 votesCurrent Rating: 1804 + 1506 = 3310 votes 1506

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
806 Current Rating: 806 + 773 = 1579 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 773 = 1579 votes 773

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 663 = 2090 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 663 = 2090 votes 663

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
504 Current Rating: 504 + 621 = 1125 votesCurrent Rating: 504 + 621 = 1125 votes 621

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
289 Current Rating: 289 + 372 = 661 votesCurrent Rating: 289 + 372 = 661 votes 372

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
342 Current Rating: 342 + 327 = 669 votesCurrent Rating: 342 + 327 = 669 votes 327

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2230 Current Rating: 2230 + 1741 = 3971 votesCurrent Rating: 2230 + 1741 = 3971 votes 1741

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
732 Current Rating: 732 + 875 = 1607 votesCurrent Rating: 732 + 875 = 1607 votes 875

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 861 = 1893 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 861 = 1893 votes 861

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
451 Current Rating: 451 + 632 = 1083 votesCurrent Rating: 451 + 632 = 1083 votes 632

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
589 Current Rating: 589 + 583 = 1172 votesCurrent Rating: 589 + 583 = 1172 votes 583

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
454 Current Rating: 454 + 603 = 1057 votesCurrent Rating: 454 + 603 = 1057 votes 603

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
891 Current Rating: 891 + 990 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 990 = 1881 votes 990

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
581 Current Rating: 581 + 616 = 1197 votesCurrent Rating: 581 + 616 = 1197 votes 616

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
911 Current Rating: 911 + 886 = 1797 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 886 = 1797 votes 886

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
387 Current Rating: 387 + 407 = 794 votesCurrent Rating: 387 + 407 = 794 votes 407

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
396 Current Rating: 396 + 385 = 781 votesCurrent Rating: 396 + 385 = 781 votes 385


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
378 Current Rating: 378 + 398 = 776 votesCurrent Rating: 378 + 398 = 776 votes 398

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
402 Current Rating: 402 + 446 = 848 votesCurrent Rating: 402 + 446 = 848 votes 446

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
477 Current Rating: 477 + 539 = 1016 votesCurrent Rating: 477 + 539 = 1016 votes 539

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
412 Current Rating: 412 + 468 = 880 votesCurrent Rating: 412 + 468 = 880 votes 468

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
357 Current Rating: 357 + 447 = 804 votesCurrent Rating: 357 + 447 = 804 votes 447

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
455 Current Rating: 455 + 544 = 999 votesCurrent Rating: 455 + 544 = 999 votes 544

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
412 Current Rating: 412 + 456 = 868 votesCurrent Rating: 412 + 456 = 868 votes 456

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
798 Current Rating: 798 + 647 = 1445 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 647 = 1445 votes 647

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
374 Current Rating: 374 + 416 = 790 votesCurrent Rating: 374 + 416 = 790 votes 416

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1081 = 2391 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1081 = 2391 votes 1081

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
621 Current Rating: 621 + 779 = 1400 votesCurrent Rating: 621 + 779 = 1400 votes 779

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1150 Current Rating: 1150 + 1168 = 2318 votesCurrent Rating: 1150 + 1168 = 2318 votes 1168

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
483 Current Rating: 483 + 513 = 996 votesCurrent Rating: 483 + 513 = 996 votes 513

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2348 Current Rating: 2348 + 1986 = 4334 votesCurrent Rating: 2348 + 1986 = 4334 votes 1986

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 1100 = 2144 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 1100 = 2144 votes 1100

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
1381 Current Rating: 1381 + 1125 = 2506 votesCurrent Rating: 1381 + 1125 = 2506 votes 1125


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
790 Current Rating: 790 + 722 = 1512 votesCurrent Rating: 790 + 722 = 1512 votes 722

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 768 = 2159 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 768 = 2159 votes 768

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
1988 Current Rating: 1988 + 1505 = 3493 votesCurrent Rating: 1988 + 1505 = 3493 votes 1505

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 965 = 2004 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 965 = 2004 votes 965

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1419 Current Rating: 1419 + 1252 = 2671 votesCurrent Rating: 1419 + 1252 = 2671 votes 1252

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
1745 Current Rating: 1745 + 1103 = 2848 votesCurrent Rating: 1745 + 1103 = 2848 votes 1103

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1099 = 2519 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1099 = 2519 votes 1099

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
660 Current Rating: 660 + 563 = 1223 votesCurrent Rating: 660 + 563 = 1223 votes 563

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1009 = 2462 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1009 = 2462 votes 1009

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
406 Current Rating: 406 + 483 = 889 votesCurrent Rating: 406 + 483 = 889 votes 483


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
861 Current Rating: 861 + 803 = 1664 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 803 = 1664 votes 803

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1049 Current Rating: 1049 + 760 = 1809 votesCurrent Rating: 1049 + 760 = 1809 votes 760

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
671 Current Rating: 671 + 636 = 1307 votesCurrent Rating: 671 + 636 = 1307 votes 636

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
449 Current Rating: 449 + 472 = 921 votesCurrent Rating: 449 + 472 = 921 votes 472

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
448 Current Rating: 448 + 522 = 970 votesCurrent Rating: 448 + 522 = 970 votes 522

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
2571 Current Rating: 2571 + 3066 = 5637 votesCurrent Rating: 2571 + 3066 = 5637 votes 3066

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 875 = 2293 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 875 = 2293 votes 875

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
5855 Current Rating: 5855 + 6286 = 12141 votesCurrent Rating: 5855 + 6286 = 12141 votes 6286

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 958 = 2174 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 958 = 2174 votes 958

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1115 = 2753 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1115 = 2753 votes 1115

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2073 Current Rating: 2073 + 2730 = 4803 votesCurrent Rating: 2073 + 2730 = 4803 votes 2730

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 1153 = 2315 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 1153 = 2315 votes 1153

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
1784 Current Rating: 1784 + 1459 = 3243 votesCurrent Rating: 1784 + 1459 = 3243 votes 1459

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
839 Current Rating: 839 + 707 = 1546 votesCurrent Rating: 839 + 707 = 1546 votes 707

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
1690 Current Rating: 1690 + 1314 = 3004 votesCurrent Rating: 1690 + 1314 = 3004 votes 1314

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
526 Current Rating: 526 + 499 = 1025 votesCurrent Rating: 526 + 499 = 1025 votes 499

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
887 Current Rating: 887 + 856 = 1743 votesCurrent Rating: 887 + 856 = 1743 votes 856

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
658 Current Rating: 658 + 690 = 1348 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 690 = 1348 votes 690

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1345 Current Rating: 1345 + 1535 = 2880 votesCurrent Rating: 1345 + 1535 = 2880 votes 1535

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
1573 Current Rating: 1573 + 1180 = 2753 votesCurrent Rating: 1573 + 1180 = 2753 votes 1180

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
843 Current Rating: 843 + 726 = 1569 votesCurrent Rating: 843 + 726 = 1569 votes 726

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
963 Current Rating: 963 + 984 = 1947 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 984 = 1947 votes 984

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
617 Current Rating: 617 + 656 = 1273 votesCurrent Rating: 617 + 656 = 1273 votes 656

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2419 Current Rating: 2419 + 4389 = 6808 votesCurrent Rating: 2419 + 4389 = 6808 votes 4389


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
622 Current Rating: 622 + 640 = 1262 votesCurrent Rating: 622 + 640 = 1262 votes 640

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1564 = 2793 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1564 = 2793 votes 1564

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 1104 = 2577 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 1104 = 2577 votes 1104

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
509 Current Rating: 509 + 578 = 1087 votesCurrent Rating: 509 + 578 = 1087 votes 578

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
590 Current Rating: 590 + 511 = 1101 votesCurrent Rating: 590 + 511 = 1101 votes 511

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
859 Current Rating: 859 + 737 = 1596 votesCurrent Rating: 859 + 737 = 1596 votes 737

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
605 Current Rating: 605 + 585 = 1190 votesCurrent Rating: 605 + 585 = 1190 votes 585

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1119 = 2587 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1119 = 2587 votes 1119

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1017 Current Rating: 1017 + 1133 = 2150 votesCurrent Rating: 1017 + 1133 = 2150 votes 1133

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
634 Current Rating: 634 + 561 = 1195 votesCurrent Rating: 634 + 561 = 1195 votes 561

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 850 = 2016 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 850 = 2016 votes 850

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
663 Current Rating: 663 + 654 = 1317 votesCurrent Rating: 663 + 654 = 1317 votes 654

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1184 = 2341 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1184 = 2341 votes 1184

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
665 Current Rating: 665 + 636 = 1301 votesCurrent Rating: 665 + 636 = 1301 votes 636

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
470 Current Rating: 470 + 526 = 996 votesCurrent Rating: 470 + 526 = 996 votes 526

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
614 Current Rating: 614 + 640 = 1254 votesCurrent Rating: 614 + 640 = 1254 votes 640

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
555 Current Rating: 555 + 614 = 1169 votesCurrent Rating: 555 + 614 = 1169 votes 614

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1376 = 2816 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1376 = 2816 votes 1376

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1089 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1089 = 2369 votes 1089


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
590 Current Rating: 590 + 598 = 1188 votesCurrent Rating: 590 + 598 = 1188 votes 598

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
633 Current Rating: 633 + 708 = 1341 votesCurrent Rating: 633 + 708 = 1341 votes 708

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
624 Current Rating: 624 + 611 = 1235 votesCurrent Rating: 624 + 611 = 1235 votes 611

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1344 = 2620 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1344 = 2620 votes 1344

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
862 Current Rating: 862 + 720 = 1582 votesCurrent Rating: 862 + 720 = 1582 votes 720

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1578 Current Rating: 1578 + 1045 = 2623 votesCurrent Rating: 1578 + 1045 = 2623 votes 1045

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2317 Current Rating: 2317 + 3339 = 5656 votesCurrent Rating: 2317 + 3339 = 5656 votes 3339

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
1880 Current Rating: 1880 + 1429 = 3309 votesCurrent Rating: 1880 + 1429 = 3309 votes 1429

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
523 Current Rating: 523 + 662 = 1185 votesCurrent Rating: 523 + 662 = 1185 votes 662

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1451 Current Rating: 1451 + 2083 = 3534 votesCurrent Rating: 1451 + 2083 = 3534 votes 2083

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
3071 Current Rating: 3071 + 3961 = 7032 votesCurrent Rating: 3071 + 3961 = 7032 votes 3961

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 1145 = 2267 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 1145 = 2267 votes 1145

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 1005 = 2017 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 1005 = 2017 votes 1005

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
684 Current Rating: 684 + 606 = 1290 votesCurrent Rating: 684 + 606 = 1290 votes 606

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 1189 = 2351 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 1189 = 2351 votes 1189


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
729 Current Rating: 729 + 801 = 1530 votesCurrent Rating: 729 + 801 = 1530 votes 801

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1694 Current Rating: 1694 + 1744 = 3438 votesCurrent Rating: 1694 + 1744 = 3438 votes 1744

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 1203 = 2488 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 1203 = 2488 votes 1203

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1288 = 2436 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1288 = 2436 votes 1288

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 1025 = 2036 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 1025 = 2036 votes 1025

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
1812 Current Rating: 1812 + 1554 = 3366 votesCurrent Rating: 1812 + 1554 = 3366 votes 1554

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
690 Current Rating: 690 + 710 = 1400 votesCurrent Rating: 690 + 710 = 1400 votes 710

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
582 Current Rating: 582 + 599 = 1181 votesCurrent Rating: 582 + 599 = 1181 votes 599

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
3953 Current Rating: 3953 + 4931 = 8884 votesCurrent Rating: 3953 + 4931 = 8884 votes 4931

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1006 Current Rating: 1006 + 1259 = 2265 votesCurrent Rating: 1006 + 1259 = 2265 votes 1259

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
658 Current Rating: 658 + 709 = 1367 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 709 = 1367 votes 709

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
953 Current Rating: 953 + 729 = 1682 votesCurrent Rating: 953 + 729 = 1682 votes 729

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
938 Current Rating: 938 + 869 = 1807 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 869 = 1807 votes 869

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1326 Current Rating: 1326 + 1188 = 2514 votesCurrent Rating: 1326 + 1188 = 2514 votes 1188

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1678 Current Rating: 1678 + 1684 = 3362 votesCurrent Rating: 1678 + 1684 = 3362 votes 1684

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
914 Current Rating: 914 + 764 = 1678 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 764 = 1678 votes 764

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 881 = 1916 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 881 = 1916 votes 881

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
960 Current Rating: 960 + 657 = 1617 votesCurrent Rating: 960 + 657 = 1617 votes 657

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 998 = 2511 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 998 = 2511 votes 998

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
2072 Current Rating: 2072 + 1973 = 4045 votesCurrent Rating: 2072 + 1973 = 4045 votes 1973

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 689 = 1823 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 689 = 1823 votes 689

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
725 Current Rating: 725 + 669 = 1394 votesCurrent Rating: 725 + 669 = 1394 votes 669

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 974 = 2178 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 974 = 2178 votes 974


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
657 Current Rating: 657 + 664 = 1321 votesCurrent Rating: 657 + 664 = 1321 votes 664

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
580 Current Rating: 580 + 586 = 1166 votesCurrent Rating: 580 + 586 = 1166 votes 586

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 944 = 2177 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 944 = 2177 votes 944

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
3000 Current Rating: 3000 + 4049 = 7049 votesCurrent Rating: 3000 + 4049 = 7049 votes 4049

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 735 = 1795 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 735 = 1795 votes 735

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1109 = 2313 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1109 = 2313 votes 1109

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
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[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1075 = 2436 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1075 = 2436 votes 1075

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1136 = 2191 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1136 = 2191 votes 1136

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 1249 = 2462 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 1249 = 2462 votes 1249

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
805 Current Rating: 805 + 723 = 1528 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 723 = 1528 votes 723

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
882 Current Rating: 882 + 832 = 1714 votesCurrent Rating: 882 + 832 = 1714 votes 832

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
1297 Current Rating: 1297 + 871 = 2168 votesCurrent Rating: 1297 + 871 = 2168 votes 871

[1049] 6: Then she said
31191 Current Rating: 31191 + 33196 = 64387 votesCurrent Rating: 31191 + 33196 = 64387 votes 33196

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
1041 Current Rating: 1041 + 909 = 1950 votesCurrent Rating: 1041 + 909 = 1950 votes 909

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
599 Current Rating: 599 + 585 = 1184 votesCurrent Rating: 599 + 585 = 1184 votes 585

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
556 Current Rating: 556 + 531 = 1087 votesCurrent Rating: 556 + 531 = 1087 votes 531

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
741 Current Rating: 741 + 698 = 1439 votesCurrent Rating: 741 + 698 = 1439 votes 698

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1303 = 2696 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1303 = 2696 votes 1303


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
734 Current Rating: 734 + 717 = 1451 votesCurrent Rating: 734 + 717 = 1451 votes 717

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 866 = 1942 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 866 = 1942 votes 866

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
1514 Current Rating: 1514 + 1387 = 2901 votesCurrent Rating: 1514 + 1387 = 2901 votes 1387

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
949 Current Rating: 949 + 799 = 1748 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 799 = 1748 votes 799

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 920 = 2154 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 920 = 2154 votes 920

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1258 = 2656 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1258 = 2656 votes 1258

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 923 = 2028 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 923 = 2028 votes 923

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 1190 = 2412 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 1190 = 2412 votes 1190

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 923 = 2116 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 923 = 2116 votes 923

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
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[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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