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Dec 2014 [1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa 5765   6541 [1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year 2672   1760 [1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done 3142   2853 [1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays? 2843   1819 [1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore 2754   1819 [1236] 10: We moved into a really old house 3519   2960 [1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike 2874   1871 [1234] 8: Ok I m out of here 2838   2026 [1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight? 3144   5123 [1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night 2684   1798 [1231] 2: How can I help you? 2892   2058 [1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home 3213   2668
| | Nov 2014 [1229] 28: How have things been since our last session? 2812   4726 [1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun 2621   1621 [1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on 2466   1572 [1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us 3036   2202 [1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men 2566   1571 [1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight? 2719   4479 [1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment? 4519   3526 [1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away 2640   1683 [1221] 17: So you want to get married do you? 2872   2061 [1220] 13: I need a double now 2699   1687 [1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted 2523   1633 [1218] 11: Look what I have ... 2979   2773 [1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor 2971   2126 [1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight? 3206   2303 [1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys 2785   2239 [1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening? 2682   1893 [1213] 4: So how was your Halloween? 4471   6734 [1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already 3205   2615
| | | Oct 2014 [1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help 3158   2563 [1210] 30: I don t understand women 4434   4811 [1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend? 3733   3390 [1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery 10721   13240 [1207] 27: What are you watching? 5372   8923 [1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke 3073   2357 [1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke 13442   14933 [1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years 5510   5553 [1203] 20: Thanks for the invite 3674   2792 [1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 4593   8136 [1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please 3674   2887 [1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals 2732   1915 [1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night? 2822   2006 [1198] 10: Good morning class 3017   2364 [1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married? 4652   3956 [1196] 8: I 4886   4743 [1195] 7: I do believe I 6708   7003 [1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today 3037   2312 [1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work? 6090   6447 [1192] 2: This news report says ... 4104   4007 [1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month 6019   5148
| | Sep 2014 [1190] 30: Our time is almost up 3613   2716 [1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now! 15292   17102 [1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie 9198   10191 [1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom 4070   3214 [1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you? 3294   2592 [1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend 4020   5228 [1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something? 2974   2529 [1183] 18: Hi, I m home 2579   1750 [1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets 2570   1830 [1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today 4631   7335 [1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow 2441   1913 [1179] 12: This online survey asked women 3468   2695 [1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there? 2703   2445 [1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time? 2825   1795 [1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical 3009   2322 [1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time? 3284   3642 [1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced 2667   1844 [1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here 3202   2505 [1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons 2674   1947 [1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight 2430   1490
| | | Aug 2014 [1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place? 2709   2103 [1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you? 2712   1868 [1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back 3284   2392 [1167] 26: You women think you're so much better 2696   2043 [1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes 2457   1693 [1165] 22: What are you sulking about? 2621   2067 [1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months 2738   1909 [1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym? 2610   1748 [1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers 2293   1486 [1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze 3559   2713 [1160] 15: Hi, I m home 2608   2156 [1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games 3059   2505 [1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike 2700   1826 [1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars 4983   7730 [1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son! 3034   2401 [1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week 4677   6827
| | Jul 2014 [1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside 3241   2626 [1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today 4146   6078 [1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home 10240   12016 [1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives 5357   4383 [1150] 6: What s that you re reading? 3058   2345 [1149] 5: So you re in trouble again … 3521   5272 [1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double 2989   2165 [1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight … 2677   1721 [1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs 3697   5612 [1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take 2593   1787
| | | Jun 2014 [1144] 24: What are you reading? 3509   7439 [1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing 3113   2163 [1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women 2867   4748 [1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from? 2624   1975 [1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you? 2490   1865 [1139] 19: Scientists have too much time 4973   4617 [1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce 3096   6016 [1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES! 10423   10744 [1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma 3440   3241 [1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days 4023   5746 [1134] 14: You won t believe what happened 4724   4460 [1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married 4090   3357 [1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans 9206   11770 [1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW! 3667   5541 [1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples 4523   5537 [1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place 2626   1979 [1128] 8: Ooo, he 3522   5360 [1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever 3195   2746 [1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days 2957   2657 [1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me 3777   4750 [1124] 4: What s wrong with you? 3722   5597 [1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement 3005   2238 [1122] 2: What the hell is this? 2647   1876 [1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us! 4782   6112
| | May 2014 [1120] 19: What are you watching? 3099   2334 [1119] 18: Hi, I m home 3227   3015 [1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us 4105   3110 [1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out 2654   2113 [1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend? 2653   1759 [1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong? 3791   5289 [1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you 3259   5029 [1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing? 3196   5180 [1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place 2737   2175 [1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma? 2516   1742 [1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend? 5035   4615 [1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm 3144   2226 [1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife 2795   2577 [1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat? 2885   4852 [1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys 2731   1941 [1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day! 2818   1973 [1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please 2581   1856 [1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote 2921   2296 [1102] 1: I know it s election time 2984   2222
| | | Apr 2014 [1101] 15: What are you watching? 2533   1701 [1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped 3016   2061 [1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone! 3102   2185 [1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here? 2889   2574 [1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull 3266   2565 [1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become 3173   5073 [1095] 9: So should we go back to my place 4436   4788 [1094] 8: What s going on here? 3382   4383 [1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you? 2514   2157 [1092] 6: Beep Beep! 3765   3701 [1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now 10263   11117 [1090] 4: I thought we had a policy 3200   2952 [1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents 2903   2324 [1088] 2: I heard your husband died 2902   2103 [1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week 3437   2627
| | Mar 2014 [1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo 3071   2262 [1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something? 3437   2784 [1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven? 2983   2402 [1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl 4218   7905 [1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner 3772   3341 [1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore 8760   10592 [1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world 2900   2239 [1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place 2741   2042 [1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life 15127   16735 [1077] 14: What the hell are you watching? 3516   2867 [1076] 13: Struck out again did you? 2184   1626 [1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today? 3097   2602 [1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out 2613   1974 [1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife? 3807   4815 [1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it? 3208   2704 [1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date 3980   6379 [1070] 7: Is this the time to come home? 3975   6141 [1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that? 4610   5091 [1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please 11490   12731 [1067] 4: Do you have any pets? 8432   9243 [1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours? 5147   5312 [1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs 3893   5341 [1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency 3347   2756
| | | Feb 2014 [1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us 3192   2294 [1062] 19: You look hung-over 2855   4714 [1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials? 4491   5828 [1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police? 14267   17240 [1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced 5091   6348 [1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today? 3609   2779 [1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl 3486   2625 [1056] 13: I won t be long 4066   6898 [1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded 5591   5872 [1054] 11: What are you doing? 3419   2613 [1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you 3869   2921 [1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling 2986   4937 [1051] 8: So where do we stand? 2976   2321 [1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to? 3852   5870 [1049] 6: Then she said 32971   35013 [1048] 5: And when the servant broke three 4051   6559 [1047] 4: It says here on this website 2374   1765 [1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through … 2368   1624 [1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt 3067   2416 [1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis 4035   5796
| | Jan 2014 [1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us 3192   2374 [1042] 17: Maybe I need some help 3762   5505 [1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane 3339   2718 [1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger 7407   8609 [1039] 14: Beep Beep! 3756   2876 [1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking 3682   6495 [1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place? 10589   11972 [1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me 16953   20789 [1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos 5371   8001 [1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days? 3166   2224 [1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day? 5141   5886 [1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself 6180   6000 [1031] 6: Damn it all! 18154   19336 [1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream 3661   4618 [1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise 3729   5460 [1028] 3: What are you reading? 3939   4945 [1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me! 3509   2634 [1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas 3249   2479
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