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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
6555 Current Rating: 6555 + 7354 = 13909 votesCurrent Rating: 6555 + 7354 = 13909 votes 7354

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
3214 Current Rating: 3214 + 2273 = 5487 votesCurrent Rating: 3214 + 2273 = 5487 votes 2273

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
3913 Current Rating: 3913 + 3627 = 7540 votesCurrent Rating: 3913 + 3627 = 7540 votes 3627

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 5343 = 8701 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 5343 = 8701 votes 5343

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
3367 Current Rating: 3367 + 2412 = 5779 votesCurrent Rating: 3367 + 2412 = 5779 votes 2412

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
4420 Current Rating: 4420 + 3843 = 8263 votesCurrent Rating: 4420 + 3843 = 8263 votes 3843

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
3471 Current Rating: 3471 + 5445 = 8916 votesCurrent Rating: 3471 + 5445 = 8916 votes 5445

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
3453 Current Rating: 3453 + 2635 = 6088 votesCurrent Rating: 3453 + 2635 = 6088 votes 2635

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
3721 Current Rating: 3721 + 5710 = 9431 votesCurrent Rating: 3721 + 5710 = 9431 votes 5710

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
3288 Current Rating: 3288 + 2296 = 5584 votesCurrent Rating: 3288 + 2296 = 5584 votes 2296

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
3398 Current Rating: 3398 + 2556 = 5954 votesCurrent Rating: 3398 + 2556 = 5954 votes 2556

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
3771 Current Rating: 3771 + 3196 = 6967 votesCurrent Rating: 3771 + 3196 = 6967 votes 3196


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
3331 Current Rating: 3331 + 5224 = 8555 votesCurrent Rating: 3331 + 5224 = 8555 votes 5224

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
3047 Current Rating: 3047 + 5043 = 8090 votesCurrent Rating: 3047 + 5043 = 8090 votes 5043

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
2896 Current Rating: 2896 + 1990 = 4886 votesCurrent Rating: 2896 + 1990 = 4886 votes 1990

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
3884 Current Rating: 3884 + 2991 = 6875 votesCurrent Rating: 3884 + 2991 = 6875 votes 2991

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
3012 Current Rating: 3012 + 4989 = 8001 votesCurrent Rating: 3012 + 4989 = 8001 votes 4989

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
3054 Current Rating: 3054 + 4807 = 7861 votesCurrent Rating: 3054 + 4807 = 7861 votes 4807

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
3239 Current Rating: 3239 + 4206 = 7445 votesCurrent Rating: 3239 + 4206 = 7445 votes 4206

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
3167 Current Rating: 3167 + 2207 = 5374 votesCurrent Rating: 3167 + 2207 = 5374 votes 2207

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
3407 Current Rating: 3407 + 2601 = 6008 votesCurrent Rating: 3407 + 2601 = 6008 votes 2601

[1220] 13: I need a double now
3145 Current Rating: 3145 + 5108 = 8253 votesCurrent Rating: 3145 + 5108 = 8253 votes 5108

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
2975 Current Rating: 2975 + 2079 = 5054 votesCurrent Rating: 2975 + 2079 = 5054 votes 2079

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
3578 Current Rating: 3578 + 3912 = 7490 votesCurrent Rating: 3578 + 3912 = 7490 votes 3912

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
3629 Current Rating: 3629 + 2766 = 6395 votesCurrent Rating: 3629 + 2766 = 6395 votes 2766

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
3836 Current Rating: 3836 + 2937 = 6773 votesCurrent Rating: 3836 + 2937 = 6773 votes 2937

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
3363 Current Rating: 3363 + 2811 = 6174 votesCurrent Rating: 3363 + 2811 = 6174 votes 2811

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
3209 Current Rating: 3209 + 2389 = 5598 votesCurrent Rating: 3209 + 2389 = 5598 votes 2389

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
4902 Current Rating: 4902 + 7156 = 12058 votesCurrent Rating: 4902 + 7156 = 12058 votes 7156

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
3953 Current Rating: 3953 + 3337 = 7290 votesCurrent Rating: 3953 + 3337 = 7290 votes 3337


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
3610 Current Rating: 3610 + 2992 = 6602 votesCurrent Rating: 3610 + 2992 = 6602 votes 2992

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
4860 Current Rating: 4860 + 5221 = 10081 votesCurrent Rating: 4860 + 5221 = 10081 votes 5221

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
4393 Current Rating: 4393 + 4006 = 8399 votesCurrent Rating: 4393 + 4006 = 8399 votes 4006

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
11218 Current Rating: 11218 + 13736 = 24954 votesCurrent Rating: 11218 + 13736 = 24954 votes 13736

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
5929 Current Rating: 5929 + 9484 = 15413 votesCurrent Rating: 5929 + 9484 = 15413 votes 9484

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
3709 Current Rating: 3709 + 2977 = 6686 votesCurrent Rating: 3709 + 2977 = 6686 votes 2977

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
14103 Current Rating: 14103 + 15566 = 29669 votesCurrent Rating: 14103 + 15566 = 29669 votes 15566

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
5951 Current Rating: 5951 + 5974 = 11925 votesCurrent Rating: 5951 + 5974 = 11925 votes 5974

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
4255 Current Rating: 4255 + 3347 = 7602 votesCurrent Rating: 4255 + 3347 = 7602 votes 3347

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
5182 Current Rating: 5182 + 8669 = 13851 votesCurrent Rating: 5182 + 8669 = 13851 votes 8669

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
4263 Current Rating: 4263 + 3456 = 7719 votesCurrent Rating: 4263 + 3456 = 7719 votes 3456

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
3160 Current Rating: 3160 + 2319 = 5479 votesCurrent Rating: 3160 + 2319 = 5479 votes 2319

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
3339 Current Rating: 3339 + 2531 = 5870 votesCurrent Rating: 3339 + 2531 = 5870 votes 2531

[1198] 10: Good morning class
3803 Current Rating: 3803 + 3121 = 6924 votesCurrent Rating: 3803 + 3121 = 6924 votes 3121

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
5309 Current Rating: 5309 + 4611 = 9920 votesCurrent Rating: 5309 + 4611 = 9920 votes 4611

[1196] 8: I
5196 Current Rating: 5196 + 5051 = 10247 votesCurrent Rating: 5196 + 5051 = 10247 votes 5051

[1195] 7: I do believe I
7208 Current Rating: 7208 + 7515 = 14723 votesCurrent Rating: 7208 + 7515 = 14723 votes 7515

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
3473 Current Rating: 3473 + 2729 = 6202 votesCurrent Rating: 3473 + 2729 = 6202 votes 2729

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
6496 Current Rating: 6496 + 6845 = 13341 votesCurrent Rating: 6496 + 6845 = 13341 votes 6845

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
4493 Current Rating: 4493 + 4366 = 8859 votesCurrent Rating: 4493 + 4366 = 8859 votes 4366

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
6705 Current Rating: 6705 + 5824 = 12529 votesCurrent Rating: 6705 + 5824 = 12529 votes 5824


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
4201 Current Rating: 4201 + 3320 = 7521 votesCurrent Rating: 4201 + 3320 = 7521 votes 3320

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
15650 Current Rating: 15650 + 17429 = 33079 votesCurrent Rating: 15650 + 17429 = 33079 votes 17429

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
9832 Current Rating: 9832 + 10817 = 20649 votesCurrent Rating: 9832 + 10817 = 20649 votes 10817

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
4657 Current Rating: 4657 + 3812 = 8469 votesCurrent Rating: 4657 + 3812 = 8469 votes 3812

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
4058 Current Rating: 4058 + 3352 = 7410 votesCurrent Rating: 4058 + 3352 = 7410 votes 3352

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
4660 Current Rating: 4660 + 5866 = 10526 votesCurrent Rating: 4660 + 5866 = 10526 votes 5866

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
3575 Current Rating: 3575 + 3056 = 6631 votesCurrent Rating: 3575 + 3056 = 6631 votes 3056

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
3128 Current Rating: 3128 + 2284 = 5412 votesCurrent Rating: 3128 + 2284 = 5412 votes 2284

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
3221 Current Rating: 3221 + 2438 = 5659 votesCurrent Rating: 3221 + 2438 = 5659 votes 2438

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
5216 Current Rating: 5216 + 7923 = 13139 votesCurrent Rating: 5216 + 7923 = 13139 votes 7923

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
2855 Current Rating: 2855 + 2289 = 5144 votesCurrent Rating: 2855 + 2289 = 5144 votes 2289

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
4086 Current Rating: 4086 + 3283 = 7369 votesCurrent Rating: 4086 + 3283 = 7369 votes 3283

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
3326 Current Rating: 3326 + 3035 = 6361 votesCurrent Rating: 3326 + 3035 = 6361 votes 3035

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
3365 Current Rating: 3365 + 5291 = 8656 votesCurrent Rating: 3365 + 5291 = 8656 votes 5291

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
3605 Current Rating: 3605 + 2869 = 6474 votesCurrent Rating: 3605 + 2869 = 6474 votes 2869

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
3966 Current Rating: 3966 + 4328 = 8294 votesCurrent Rating: 3966 + 4328 = 8294 votes 4328

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
3115 Current Rating: 3115 + 2292 = 5407 votesCurrent Rating: 3115 + 2292 = 5407 votes 2292

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
3734 Current Rating: 3734 + 3037 = 6771 votesCurrent Rating: 3734 + 3037 = 6771 votes 3037

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
3373 Current Rating: 3373 + 2563 = 5936 votesCurrent Rating: 3373 + 2563 = 5936 votes 2563

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
2866 Current Rating: 2866 + 1904 = 4770 votesCurrent Rating: 2866 + 1904 = 4770 votes 1904


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
3490 Current Rating: 3490 + 2833 = 6323 votesCurrent Rating: 3490 + 2833 = 6323 votes 2833

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
3303 Current Rating: 3303 + 2404 = 5707 votesCurrent Rating: 3303 + 2404 = 5707 votes 2404

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
3893 Current Rating: 3893 + 2969 = 6862 votesCurrent Rating: 3893 + 2969 = 6862 votes 2969

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
3257 Current Rating: 3257 + 2584 = 5841 votesCurrent Rating: 3257 + 2584 = 5841 votes 2584

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
2977 Current Rating: 2977 + 2192 = 5169 votesCurrent Rating: 2977 + 2192 = 5169 votes 2192

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
3085 Current Rating: 3085 + 2494 = 5579 votesCurrent Rating: 3085 + 2494 = 5579 votes 2494

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
3352 Current Rating: 3352 + 2477 = 5829 votesCurrent Rating: 3352 + 2477 = 5829 votes 2477

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
2952 Current Rating: 2952 + 2054 = 5006 votesCurrent Rating: 2952 + 2054 = 5006 votes 2054

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
2702 Current Rating: 2702 + 1890 = 4592 votesCurrent Rating: 2702 + 1890 = 4592 votes 1890

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
4109 Current Rating: 4109 + 3300 = 7409 votesCurrent Rating: 4109 + 3300 = 7409 votes 3300

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
3153 Current Rating: 3153 + 2689 = 5842 votesCurrent Rating: 3153 + 2689 = 5842 votes 2689

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
3515 Current Rating: 3515 + 2934 = 6449 votesCurrent Rating: 3515 + 2934 = 6449 votes 2934

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
3093 Current Rating: 3093 + 2243 = 5336 votesCurrent Rating: 3093 + 2243 = 5336 votes 2243

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
5704 Current Rating: 5704 + 8436 = 14140 votesCurrent Rating: 5704 + 8436 = 14140 votes 8436

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
3557 Current Rating: 3557 + 2884 = 6441 votesCurrent Rating: 3557 + 2884 = 6441 votes 2884

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
5143 Current Rating: 5143 + 7289 = 12432 votesCurrent Rating: 5143 + 7289 = 12432 votes 7289


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
4042 Current Rating: 4042 + 3432 = 7474 votesCurrent Rating: 4042 + 3432 = 7474 votes 3432

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
4546 Current Rating: 4546 + 6480 = 11026 votesCurrent Rating: 4546 + 6480 = 11026 votes 6480

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
10985 Current Rating: 10985 + 12731 = 23716 votesCurrent Rating: 10985 + 12731 = 23716 votes 12731

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
5737 Current Rating: 5737 + 4759 = 10496 votesCurrent Rating: 5737 + 4759 = 10496 votes 4759

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
3468 Current Rating: 3468 + 2740 = 6208 votesCurrent Rating: 3468 + 2740 = 6208 votes 2740

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
3926 Current Rating: 3926 + 5676 = 9602 votesCurrent Rating: 3926 + 5676 = 9602 votes 5676

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
3374 Current Rating: 3374 + 2544 = 5918 votesCurrent Rating: 3374 + 2544 = 5918 votes 2544

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
3161 Current Rating: 3161 + 2187 = 5348 votesCurrent Rating: 3161 + 2187 = 5348 votes 2187

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
4271 Current Rating: 4271 + 6187 = 10458 votesCurrent Rating: 4271 + 6187 = 10458 votes 6187

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
2911 Current Rating: 2911 + 2090 = 5001 votesCurrent Rating: 2911 + 2090 = 5001 votes 2090


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 7942 = 11970 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 7942 = 11970 votes 7942

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
3685 Current Rating: 3685 + 2727 = 6412 votesCurrent Rating: 3685 + 2727 = 6412 votes 2727

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
3275 Current Rating: 3275 + 5133 = 8408 votesCurrent Rating: 3275 + 5133 = 8408 votes 5133

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
3209 Current Rating: 3209 + 2508 = 5717 votesCurrent Rating: 3209 + 2508 = 5717 votes 2508

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
3024 Current Rating: 3024 + 2382 = 5406 votesCurrent Rating: 3024 + 2382 = 5406 votes 2382

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
5545 Current Rating: 5545 + 5193 = 10738 votesCurrent Rating: 5545 + 5193 = 10738 votes 5193

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
3503 Current Rating: 3503 + 6415 = 9918 votesCurrent Rating: 3503 + 6415 = 9918 votes 6415

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
10865 Current Rating: 10865 + 11174 = 22039 votesCurrent Rating: 10865 + 11174 = 22039 votes 11174

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
4085 Current Rating: 4085 + 3852 = 7937 votesCurrent Rating: 4085 + 3852 = 7937 votes 3852

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
4684 Current Rating: 4684 + 6362 = 11046 votesCurrent Rating: 4684 + 6362 = 11046 votes 6362

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
5098 Current Rating: 5098 + 4825 = 9923 votesCurrent Rating: 5098 + 4825 = 9923 votes 4825

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
4694 Current Rating: 4694 + 3952 = 8646 votesCurrent Rating: 4694 + 3952 = 8646 votes 3952

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
9811 Current Rating: 9811 + 12389 = 22200 votesCurrent Rating: 9811 + 12389 = 22200 votes 12389

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
4383 Current Rating: 4383 + 6240 = 10623 votesCurrent Rating: 4383 + 6240 = 10623 votes 6240

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
5130 Current Rating: 5130 + 6124 = 11254 votesCurrent Rating: 5130 + 6124 = 11254 votes 6124

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
3200 Current Rating: 3200 + 2534 = 5734 votesCurrent Rating: 3200 + 2534 = 5734 votes 2534

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
4057 Current Rating: 4057 + 5888 = 9945 votesCurrent Rating: 4057 + 5888 = 9945 votes 5888

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
3945 Current Rating: 3945 + 3474 = 7419 votesCurrent Rating: 3945 + 3474 = 7419 votes 3474

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 3029 = 6387 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 3029 = 6387 votes 3029

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
4404 Current Rating: 4404 + 5330 = 9734 votesCurrent Rating: 4404 + 5330 = 9734 votes 5330

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
4322 Current Rating: 4322 + 6200 = 10522 votesCurrent Rating: 4322 + 6200 = 10522 votes 6200

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
3540 Current Rating: 3540 + 2767 = 6307 votesCurrent Rating: 3540 + 2767 = 6307 votes 2767

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
3101 Current Rating: 3101 + 2326 = 5427 votesCurrent Rating: 3101 + 2326 = 5427 votes 2326

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
5470 Current Rating: 5470 + 6827 = 12297 votesCurrent Rating: 5470 + 6827 = 12297 votes 6827


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
3677 Current Rating: 3677 + 2918 = 6595 votesCurrent Rating: 3677 + 2918 = 6595 votes 2918

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 3589 = 7415 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 3589 = 7415 votes 3589

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2891 Current Rating: 2891 + 3913 = 6804 votesCurrent Rating: 2891 + 3913 = 6804 votes 3913

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
3307 Current Rating: 3307 + 2698 = 6005 votesCurrent Rating: 3307 + 2698 = 6005 votes 2698

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
3150 Current Rating: 3150 + 2245 = 5395 votesCurrent Rating: 3150 + 2245 = 5395 votes 2245

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
4318 Current Rating: 4318 + 5804 = 10122 votesCurrent Rating: 4318 + 5804 = 10122 votes 5804

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
3788 Current Rating: 3788 + 5581 = 9369 votesCurrent Rating: 3788 + 5581 = 9369 votes 5581

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
3610 Current Rating: 3610 + 5568 = 9178 votesCurrent Rating: 3610 + 5568 = 9178 votes 5568

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
3153 Current Rating: 3153 + 2578 = 5731 votesCurrent Rating: 3153 + 2578 = 5731 votes 2578

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
2916 Current Rating: 2916 + 2111 = 5027 votesCurrent Rating: 2916 + 2111 = 5027 votes 2111

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
5655 Current Rating: 5655 + 5218 = 10873 votesCurrent Rating: 5655 + 5218 = 10873 votes 5218

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 2837 = 6602 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 2837 = 6602 votes 2837

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
3224 Current Rating: 3224 + 3003 = 6227 votesCurrent Rating: 3224 + 3003 = 6227 votes 3003

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
3315 Current Rating: 3315 + 5258 = 8573 votesCurrent Rating: 3315 + 5258 = 8573 votes 5258

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
3139 Current Rating: 3139 + 2337 = 5476 votesCurrent Rating: 3139 + 2337 = 5476 votes 2337

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
3308 Current Rating: 3308 + 2496 = 5804 votesCurrent Rating: 3308 + 2496 = 5804 votes 2496

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
3003 Current Rating: 3003 + 2252 = 5255 votesCurrent Rating: 3003 + 2252 = 5255 votes 2252

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
3290 Current Rating: 3290 + 2640 = 5930 votesCurrent Rating: 3290 + 2640 = 5930 votes 2640

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
3455 Current Rating: 3455 + 2707 = 6162 votesCurrent Rating: 3455 + 2707 = 6162 votes 2707


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
2969 Current Rating: 2969 + 2099 = 5068 votesCurrent Rating: 2969 + 2099 = 5068 votes 2099

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
3519 Current Rating: 3519 + 2571 = 6090 votesCurrent Rating: 3519 + 2571 = 6090 votes 2571

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
3708 Current Rating: 3708 + 2810 = 6518 votesCurrent Rating: 3708 + 2810 = 6518 votes 2810

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
3323 Current Rating: 3323 + 3004 = 6327 votesCurrent Rating: 3323 + 3004 = 6327 votes 3004

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
3921 Current Rating: 3921 + 3217 = 7138 votesCurrent Rating: 3921 + 3217 = 7138 votes 3217

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
3579 Current Rating: 3579 + 5484 = 9063 votesCurrent Rating: 3579 + 5484 = 9063 votes 5484

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
5021 Current Rating: 5021 + 5350 = 10371 votesCurrent Rating: 5021 + 5350 = 10371 votes 5350

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
3713 Current Rating: 3713 + 4704 = 8417 votesCurrent Rating: 3713 + 4704 = 8417 votes 4704

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
2926 Current Rating: 2926 + 2548 = 5474 votesCurrent Rating: 2926 + 2548 = 5474 votes 2548

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
4186 Current Rating: 4186 + 4096 = 8282 votesCurrent Rating: 4186 + 4096 = 8282 votes 4096

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
10693 Current Rating: 10693 + 11530 = 22223 votesCurrent Rating: 10693 + 11530 = 22223 votes 11530

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
3682 Current Rating: 3682 + 3457 = 7139 votesCurrent Rating: 3682 + 3457 = 7139 votes 3457

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
3414 Current Rating: 3414 + 2803 = 6217 votesCurrent Rating: 3414 + 2803 = 6217 votes 2803

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
3508 Current Rating: 3508 + 2697 = 6205 votesCurrent Rating: 3508 + 2697 = 6205 votes 2697

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
3952 Current Rating: 3952 + 3150 = 7102 votesCurrent Rating: 3952 + 3150 = 7102 votes 3150


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
3572 Current Rating: 3572 + 2762 = 6334 votesCurrent Rating: 3572 + 2762 = 6334 votes 2762

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
3875 Current Rating: 3875 + 3187 = 7062 votesCurrent Rating: 3875 + 3187 = 7062 votes 3187

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
3407 Current Rating: 3407 + 2791 = 6198 votesCurrent Rating: 3407 + 2791 = 6198 votes 2791

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
4629 Current Rating: 4629 + 8306 = 12935 votesCurrent Rating: 4629 + 8306 = 12935 votes 8306

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
4533 Current Rating: 4533 + 4094 = 8627 votesCurrent Rating: 4533 + 4094 = 8627 votes 4094

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
9166 Current Rating: 9166 + 10999 = 20165 votesCurrent Rating: 9166 + 10999 = 20165 votes 10999

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
3532 Current Rating: 3532 + 2819 = 6351 votesCurrent Rating: 3532 + 2819 = 6351 votes 2819

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
3356 Current Rating: 3356 + 2623 = 5979 votesCurrent Rating: 3356 + 2623 = 5979 votes 2623

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
15540 Current Rating: 15540 + 17154 = 32694 votesCurrent Rating: 15540 + 17154 = 32694 votes 17154

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
4111 Current Rating: 4111 + 3467 = 7578 votesCurrent Rating: 4111 + 3467 = 7578 votes 3467

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
2543 Current Rating: 2543 + 1961 = 4504 votesCurrent Rating: 2543 + 1961 = 4504 votes 1961

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
3522 Current Rating: 3522 + 3014 = 6536 votesCurrent Rating: 3522 + 3014 = 6536 votes 3014

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
3039 Current Rating: 3039 + 2363 = 5402 votesCurrent Rating: 3039 + 2363 = 5402 votes 2363

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
4250 Current Rating: 4250 + 5222 = 9472 votesCurrent Rating: 4250 + 5222 = 9472 votes 5222

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
3606 Current Rating: 3606 + 3099 = 6705 votesCurrent Rating: 3606 + 3099 = 6705 votes 3099

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
4404 Current Rating: 4404 + 6796 = 11200 votesCurrent Rating: 4404 + 6796 = 11200 votes 6796

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
4417 Current Rating: 4417 + 6578 = 10995 votesCurrent Rating: 4417 + 6578 = 10995 votes 6578

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
5121 Current Rating: 5121 + 5601 = 10722 votesCurrent Rating: 5121 + 5601 = 10722 votes 5601

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
12117 Current Rating: 12117 + 13334 = 25451 votesCurrent Rating: 12117 + 13334 = 25451 votes 13334

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
8636 Current Rating: 8636 + 9453 = 18089 votesCurrent Rating: 8636 + 9453 = 18089 votes 9453

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
5685 Current Rating: 5685 + 5852 = 11537 votesCurrent Rating: 5685 + 5852 = 11537 votes 5852

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
4496 Current Rating: 4496 + 5920 = 10416 votesCurrent Rating: 4496 + 5920 = 10416 votes 5920

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
3943 Current Rating: 3943 + 3336 = 7279 votesCurrent Rating: 3943 + 3336 = 7279 votes 3336


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
3810 Current Rating: 3810 + 2890 = 6700 votesCurrent Rating: 3810 + 2890 = 6700 votes 2890

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
3265 Current Rating: 3265 + 5101 = 8366 votesCurrent Rating: 3265 + 5101 = 8366 votes 5101

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
5191 Current Rating: 5191 + 6498 = 11689 votesCurrent Rating: 5191 + 6498 = 11689 votes 6498

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
14671 Current Rating: 14671 + 17637 = 32308 votesCurrent Rating: 14671 + 17637 = 32308 votes 17637

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
5520 Current Rating: 5520 + 6745 = 12265 votesCurrent Rating: 5520 + 6745 = 12265 votes 6745

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
3943 Current Rating: 3943 + 3152 = 7095 votesCurrent Rating: 3943 + 3152 = 7095 votes 3152

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
4032 Current Rating: 4032 + 3196 = 7228 votesCurrent Rating: 4032 + 3196 = 7228 votes 3196

[1056] 13: I won t be long
4773 Current Rating: 4773 + 7582 = 12355 votesCurrent Rating: 4773 + 7582 = 12355 votes 7582

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
6260 Current Rating: 6260 + 6520 = 12780 votesCurrent Rating: 6260 + 6520 = 12780 votes 6520

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
4025 Current Rating: 4025 + 3203 = 7228 votesCurrent Rating: 4025 + 3203 = 7228 votes 3203

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
4468 Current Rating: 4468 + 3502 = 7970 votesCurrent Rating: 4468 + 3502 = 7970 votes 3502

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
3382 Current Rating: 3382 + 5317 = 8699 votesCurrent Rating: 3382 + 5317 = 8699 votes 5317

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
3541 Current Rating: 3541 + 2875 = 6416 votesCurrent Rating: 3541 + 2875 = 6416 votes 2875

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
4262 Current Rating: 4262 + 6290 = 10552 votesCurrent Rating: 4262 + 6290 = 10552 votes 6290

[1049] 6: Then she said
33360 Current Rating: 33360 + 35401 = 68761 votesCurrent Rating: 33360 + 35401 = 68761 votes 35401

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
2777 Current Rating: 2777 + 2178 = 4955 votesCurrent Rating: 2777 + 2178 = 4955 votes 2178

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
2821 Current Rating: 2821 + 2055 = 4876 votesCurrent Rating: 2821 + 2055 = 4876 votes 2055

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
3609 Current Rating: 3609 + 2968 = 6577 votesCurrent Rating: 3609 + 2968 = 6577 votes 2968

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
4560 Current Rating: 4560 + 6310 = 10870 votesCurrent Rating: 4560 + 6310 = 10870 votes 6310


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
3795 Current Rating: 3795 + 2980 = 6775 votesCurrent Rating: 3795 + 2980 = 6775 votes 2980

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
4401 Current Rating: 4401 + 6114 = 10515 votesCurrent Rating: 4401 + 6114 = 10515 votes 6114

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
3848 Current Rating: 3848 + 3228 = 7076 votesCurrent Rating: 3848 + 3228 = 7076 votes 3228

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
7809 Current Rating: 7809 + 9022 = 16831 votesCurrent Rating: 7809 + 9022 = 16831 votes 9022

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
4320 Current Rating: 4320 + 3463 = 7783 votesCurrent Rating: 4320 + 3463 = 7783 votes 3463

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
4137 Current Rating: 4137 + 6944 = 11081 votesCurrent Rating: 4137 + 6944 = 11081 votes 6944

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
11379 Current Rating: 11379 + 12691 = 24070 votesCurrent Rating: 11379 + 12691 = 24070 votes 12691

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
5985 Current Rating: 5985 + 8601 = 14586 votesCurrent Rating: 5985 + 8601 = 14586 votes 8601

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
3580 Current Rating: 3580 + 2643 = 6223 votesCurrent Rating: 3580 + 2643 = 6223 votes 2643

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
5628 Current Rating: 5628 + 6381 = 12009 votesCurrent Rating: 5628 + 6381 = 12009 votes 6381

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
6783 Current Rating: 6783 + 6590 = 13373 votesCurrent Rating: 6783 + 6590 = 13373 votes 6590

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
4249 Current Rating: 4249 + 5193 = 9442 votesCurrent Rating: 4249 + 5193 = 9442 votes 5193

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
4155 Current Rating: 4155 + 5874 = 10029 votesCurrent Rating: 4155 + 5874 = 10029 votes 5874

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
4452 Current Rating: 4452 + 5433 = 9885 votesCurrent Rating: 4452 + 5433 = 9885 votes 5433

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
3949 Current Rating: 3949 + 3070 = 7019 votesCurrent Rating: 3949 + 3070 = 7019 votes 3070

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
3762 Current Rating: 3762 + 3018 = 6780 votesCurrent Rating: 3762 + 3018 = 6780 votes 3018






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