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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1234 = 2568 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1234 = 2568 votes 1234

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
346 Current Rating: 346 + 403 = 749 votesCurrent Rating: 346 + 403 = 749 votes 403

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
403 Current Rating: 403 + 690 = 1093 votesCurrent Rating: 403 + 690 = 1093 votes 690

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
287 Current Rating: 287 + 369 = 656 votesCurrent Rating: 287 + 369 = 656 votes 369

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
420 Current Rating: 420 + 350 = 770 votesCurrent Rating: 420 + 350 = 770 votes 350

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
507 Current Rating: 507 + 513 = 1020 votesCurrent Rating: 507 + 513 = 1020 votes 513

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
361 Current Rating: 361 + 345 = 706 votesCurrent Rating: 361 + 345 = 706 votes 345

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
378 Current Rating: 378 + 377 = 755 votesCurrent Rating: 378 + 377 = 755 votes 377

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
984 Current Rating: 984 + 677 = 1661 votesCurrent Rating: 984 + 677 = 1661 votes 677

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
390 Current Rating: 390 + 400 = 790 votesCurrent Rating: 390 + 400 = 790 votes 400

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
454 Current Rating: 454 + 626 = 1080 votesCurrent Rating: 454 + 626 = 1080 votes 626

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
594 Current Rating: 594 + 788 = 1382 votesCurrent Rating: 594 + 788 = 1382 votes 788


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
378 Current Rating: 378 + 448 = 826 votesCurrent Rating: 378 + 448 = 826 votes 448

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
279 Current Rating: 279 + 382 = 661 votesCurrent Rating: 279 + 382 = 661 votes 382

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
284 Current Rating: 284 + 376 = 660 votesCurrent Rating: 284 + 376 = 660 votes 376

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
395 Current Rating: 395 + 416 = 811 votesCurrent Rating: 395 + 416 = 811 votes 416

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
445 Current Rating: 445 + 402 = 847 votesCurrent Rating: 445 + 402 = 847 votes 402

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
299 Current Rating: 299 + 355 = 654 votesCurrent Rating: 299 + 355 = 654 votes 355

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
1801 Current Rating: 1801 + 1647 = 3448 votesCurrent Rating: 1801 + 1647 = 3448 votes 1647

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
301 Current Rating: 301 + 320 = 621 votesCurrent Rating: 301 + 320 = 621 votes 320

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
380 Current Rating: 380 + 459 = 839 votesCurrent Rating: 380 + 459 = 839 votes 459

[1220] 13: I need a double now
370 Current Rating: 370 + 486 = 856 votesCurrent Rating: 370 + 486 = 856 votes 486

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
346 Current Rating: 346 + 447 = 793 votesCurrent Rating: 346 + 447 = 793 votes 447

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
725 Current Rating: 725 + 1375 = 2100 votesCurrent Rating: 725 + 1375 = 2100 votes 1375

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
457 Current Rating: 457 + 507 = 964 votesCurrent Rating: 457 + 507 = 964 votes 507

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
479 Current Rating: 479 + 506 = 985 votesCurrent Rating: 479 + 506 = 985 votes 506

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
417 Current Rating: 417 + 729 = 1146 votesCurrent Rating: 417 + 729 = 1146 votes 729

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
387 Current Rating: 387 + 521 = 908 votesCurrent Rating: 387 + 521 = 908 votes 521

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
1999 Current Rating: 1999 + 1043 = 3042 votesCurrent Rating: 1999 + 1043 = 3042 votes 1043

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
510 Current Rating: 510 + 705 = 1215 votesCurrent Rating: 510 + 705 = 1215 votes 705


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1441 = 2833 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1441 = 2833 votes 1441

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2713 Current Rating: 2713 + 3699 = 6412 votesCurrent Rating: 2713 + 3699 = 6412 votes 3699

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1501 Current Rating: 1501 + 1790 = 3291 votesCurrent Rating: 1501 + 1790 = 3291 votes 1790

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
8410 Current Rating: 8410 + 11671 = 20081 votesCurrent Rating: 8410 + 11671 = 20081 votes 11671

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
2766 Current Rating: 2766 + 2181 = 4947 votesCurrent Rating: 2766 + 2181 = 4947 votes 2181

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
731 Current Rating: 731 + 765 = 1496 votesCurrent Rating: 731 + 765 = 1496 votes 765

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
9843 Current Rating: 9843 + 10931 = 20774 votesCurrent Rating: 9843 + 10931 = 20774 votes 10931

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3686 Current Rating: 3686 + 4438 = 8124 votesCurrent Rating: 3686 + 4438 = 8124 votes 4438

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1437 Current Rating: 1437 + 1352 = 2789 votesCurrent Rating: 1437 + 1352 = 2789 votes 1352

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1425 = 3063 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1425 = 3063 votes 1425

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 1442 = 3040 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 1442 = 3040 votes 1442

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
748 Current Rating: 748 + 793 = 1541 votesCurrent Rating: 748 + 793 = 1541 votes 793

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
549 Current Rating: 549 + 650 = 1199 votesCurrent Rating: 549 + 650 = 1199 votes 650

[1198] 10: Good morning class
448 Current Rating: 448 + 631 = 1079 votesCurrent Rating: 448 + 631 = 1079 votes 631

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2155 Current Rating: 2155 + 2112 = 4267 votesCurrent Rating: 2155 + 2112 = 4267 votes 2112

[1196] 8: I
3250 Current Rating: 3250 + 3894 = 7144 votesCurrent Rating: 3250 + 3894 = 7144 votes 3894

[1195] 7: I do believe I
4677 Current Rating: 4677 + 5762 = 10439 votesCurrent Rating: 4677 + 5762 = 10439 votes 5762

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1129 = 2506 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1129 = 2506 votes 1129

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4420 Current Rating: 4420 + 5449 = 9869 votesCurrent Rating: 4420 + 5449 = 9869 votes 5449

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2322 Current Rating: 2322 + 2944 = 5266 votesCurrent Rating: 2322 + 2944 = 5266 votes 2944

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
3690 Current Rating: 3690 + 3582 = 7272 votesCurrent Rating: 3690 + 3582 = 7272 votes 3582


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1018 = 2341 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1018 = 2341 votes 1018

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13264 Current Rating: 13264 + 13952 = 27216 votesCurrent Rating: 13264 + 13952 = 27216 votes 13952

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
6927 Current Rating: 6927 + 6660 = 13587 votesCurrent Rating: 6927 + 6660 = 13587 votes 6660

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
1827 Current Rating: 1827 + 1534 = 3361 votesCurrent Rating: 1827 + 1534 = 3361 votes 1534

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
844 Current Rating: 844 + 808 = 1652 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 808 = 1652 votes 808

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 697 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 697 = 2185 votes 697

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
559 Current Rating: 559 + 679 = 1238 votesCurrent Rating: 559 + 679 = 1238 votes 679

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
308 Current Rating: 308 + 389 = 697 votesCurrent Rating: 308 + 389 = 697 votes 389

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
370 Current Rating: 370 + 351 = 721 votesCurrent Rating: 370 + 351 = 721 votes 351

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2281 Current Rating: 2281 + 1785 = 4066 votesCurrent Rating: 2281 + 1785 = 4066 votes 1785

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
768 Current Rating: 768 + 909 = 1677 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 909 = 1677 votes 909

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 885 = 1978 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 885 = 1978 votes 885

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
484 Current Rating: 484 + 686 = 1170 votesCurrent Rating: 484 + 686 = 1170 votes 686

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
616 Current Rating: 616 + 605 = 1221 votesCurrent Rating: 616 + 605 = 1221 votes 605

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
470 Current Rating: 470 + 624 = 1094 votesCurrent Rating: 470 + 624 = 1094 votes 624

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
921 Current Rating: 921 + 1007 = 1928 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 1007 = 1928 votes 1007

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
610 Current Rating: 610 + 635 = 1245 votesCurrent Rating: 610 + 635 = 1245 votes 635

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
965 Current Rating: 965 + 897 = 1862 votesCurrent Rating: 965 + 897 = 1862 votes 897

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
404 Current Rating: 404 + 424 = 828 votesCurrent Rating: 404 + 424 = 828 votes 424

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
406 Current Rating: 406 + 400 = 806 votesCurrent Rating: 406 + 400 = 806 votes 400


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
390 Current Rating: 390 + 412 = 802 votesCurrent Rating: 390 + 412 = 802 votes 412

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
419 Current Rating: 419 + 460 = 879 votesCurrent Rating: 419 + 460 = 879 votes 460

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
516 Current Rating: 516 + 572 = 1088 votesCurrent Rating: 516 + 572 = 1088 votes 572

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
447 Current Rating: 447 + 506 = 953 votesCurrent Rating: 447 + 506 = 953 votes 506

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
378 Current Rating: 378 + 472 = 850 votesCurrent Rating: 378 + 472 = 850 votes 472

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
498 Current Rating: 498 + 585 = 1083 votesCurrent Rating: 498 + 585 = 1083 votes 585

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
431 Current Rating: 431 + 472 = 903 votesCurrent Rating: 431 + 472 = 903 votes 472

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
836 Current Rating: 836 + 665 = 1501 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 665 = 1501 votes 665

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
399 Current Rating: 399 + 433 = 832 votesCurrent Rating: 399 + 433 = 832 votes 433

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1124 = 2457 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1124 = 2457 votes 1124

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
654 Current Rating: 654 + 803 = 1457 votesCurrent Rating: 654 + 803 = 1457 votes 803

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1203 = 2397 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1203 = 2397 votes 1203

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
542 Current Rating: 542 + 572 = 1114 votesCurrent Rating: 542 + 572 = 1114 votes 572

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2423 Current Rating: 2423 + 2051 = 4474 votesCurrent Rating: 2423 + 2051 = 4474 votes 2051

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 1135 = 2228 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 1135 = 2228 votes 1135

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
1423 Current Rating: 1423 + 1148 = 2571 votesCurrent Rating: 1423 + 1148 = 2571 votes 1148


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
814 Current Rating: 814 + 748 = 1562 votesCurrent Rating: 814 + 748 = 1562 votes 748

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
1465 Current Rating: 1465 + 805 = 2270 votesCurrent Rating: 1465 + 805 = 2270 votes 805

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
2016 Current Rating: 2016 + 1528 = 3544 votesCurrent Rating: 2016 + 1528 = 3544 votes 1528

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 994 = 2069 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 994 = 2069 votes 994

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1435 Current Rating: 1435 + 1274 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1435 + 1274 = 2709 votes 1274

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1134 = 2904 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1134 = 2904 votes 1134

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1119 = 2550 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1119 = 2550 votes 1119

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
677 Current Rating: 677 + 576 = 1253 votesCurrent Rating: 677 + 576 = 1253 votes 576

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1485 Current Rating: 1485 + 1045 = 2530 votesCurrent Rating: 1485 + 1045 = 2530 votes 1045

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
427 Current Rating: 427 + 514 = 941 votesCurrent Rating: 427 + 514 = 941 votes 514


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
898 Current Rating: 898 + 838 = 1736 votesCurrent Rating: 898 + 838 = 1736 votes 838

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 777 = 1853 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 777 = 1853 votes 777

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
705 Current Rating: 705 + 658 = 1363 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 658 = 1363 votes 658

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
476 Current Rating: 476 + 499 = 975 votesCurrent Rating: 476 + 499 = 975 votes 499

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
466 Current Rating: 466 + 538 = 1004 votesCurrent Rating: 466 + 538 = 1004 votes 538

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
2603 Current Rating: 2603 + 3086 = 5689 votesCurrent Rating: 2603 + 3086 = 5689 votes 3086

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 913 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 913 = 2360 votes 913

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
5915 Current Rating: 5915 + 6297 = 12212 votesCurrent Rating: 5915 + 6297 = 12212 votes 6297

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 1032 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 1032 = 2276 votes 1032

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1146 = 2815 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1146 = 2815 votes 1146

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2128 Current Rating: 2128 + 2808 = 4936 votesCurrent Rating: 2128 + 2808 = 4936 votes 2808

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 1234 = 2432 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 1234 = 2432 votes 1234

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
1816 Current Rating: 1816 + 1503 = 3319 votesCurrent Rating: 1816 + 1503 = 3319 votes 1503

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
861 Current Rating: 861 + 727 = 1588 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 727 = 1588 votes 727

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
1724 Current Rating: 1724 + 1357 = 3081 votesCurrent Rating: 1724 + 1357 = 3081 votes 1357

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
570 Current Rating: 570 + 535 = 1105 votesCurrent Rating: 570 + 535 = 1105 votes 535

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
961 Current Rating: 961 + 883 = 1844 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 883 = 1844 votes 883

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
682 Current Rating: 682 + 712 = 1394 votesCurrent Rating: 682 + 712 = 1394 votes 712

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1374 Current Rating: 1374 + 1562 = 2936 votesCurrent Rating: 1374 + 1562 = 2936 votes 1562

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
1602 Current Rating: 1602 + 1213 = 2815 votesCurrent Rating: 1602 + 1213 = 2815 votes 1213

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
892 Current Rating: 892 + 777 = 1669 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 777 = 1669 votes 777

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 1005 = 2005 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 1005 = 2005 votes 1005

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
660 Current Rating: 660 + 698 = 1358 votesCurrent Rating: 660 + 698 = 1358 votes 698

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2453 Current Rating: 2453 + 4427 = 6880 votesCurrent Rating: 2453 + 4427 = 6880 votes 4427


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
652 Current Rating: 652 + 674 = 1326 votesCurrent Rating: 652 + 674 = 1326 votes 674

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 1611 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 1611 = 2853 votes 1611

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1504 Current Rating: 1504 + 1148 = 2652 votesCurrent Rating: 1504 + 1148 = 2652 votes 1148

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
531 Current Rating: 531 + 598 = 1129 votesCurrent Rating: 531 + 598 = 1129 votes 598

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
603 Current Rating: 603 + 522 = 1125 votesCurrent Rating: 603 + 522 = 1125 votes 522

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
887 Current Rating: 887 + 752 = 1639 votesCurrent Rating: 887 + 752 = 1639 votes 752

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
622 Current Rating: 622 + 601 = 1223 votesCurrent Rating: 622 + 601 = 1223 votes 601

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1144 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1144 = 2631 votes 1144

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 1154 = 2197 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 1154 = 2197 votes 1154

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
654 Current Rating: 654 + 578 = 1232 votesCurrent Rating: 654 + 578 = 1232 votes 578

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 867 = 2064 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 867 = 2064 votes 867

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
704 Current Rating: 704 + 684 = 1388 votesCurrent Rating: 704 + 684 = 1388 votes 684

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1229 = 2411 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1229 = 2411 votes 1229

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
707 Current Rating: 707 + 665 = 1372 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 665 = 1372 votes 665

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
509 Current Rating: 509 + 570 = 1079 votesCurrent Rating: 509 + 570 = 1079 votes 570

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
643 Current Rating: 643 + 665 = 1308 votesCurrent Rating: 643 + 665 = 1308 votes 665

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
584 Current Rating: 584 + 640 = 1224 votesCurrent Rating: 584 + 640 = 1224 votes 640

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1457 Current Rating: 1457 + 1403 = 2860 votesCurrent Rating: 1457 + 1403 = 2860 votes 1403

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1100 = 2393 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1100 = 2393 votes 1100


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
608 Current Rating: 608 + 615 = 1223 votesCurrent Rating: 608 + 615 = 1223 votes 615

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
664 Current Rating: 664 + 730 = 1394 votesCurrent Rating: 664 + 730 = 1394 votes 730

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
660 Current Rating: 660 + 641 = 1301 votesCurrent Rating: 660 + 641 = 1301 votes 641

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1283 Current Rating: 1283 + 1355 = 2638 votesCurrent Rating: 1283 + 1355 = 2638 votes 1355

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
890 Current Rating: 890 + 747 = 1637 votesCurrent Rating: 890 + 747 = 1637 votes 747

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 1062 = 2655 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 1062 = 2655 votes 1062

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2338 Current Rating: 2338 + 3364 = 5702 votesCurrent Rating: 2338 + 3364 = 5702 votes 3364

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
1909 Current Rating: 1909 + 1463 = 3372 votesCurrent Rating: 1909 + 1463 = 3372 votes 1463

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
566 Current Rating: 566 + 696 = 1262 votesCurrent Rating: 566 + 696 = 1262 votes 696

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 2176 = 3669 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 2176 = 3669 votes 2176

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
3190 Current Rating: 3190 + 4118 = 7308 votesCurrent Rating: 3190 + 4118 = 7308 votes 4118

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1196 = 2363 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1196 = 2363 votes 1196

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 1038 = 2089 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 1038 = 2089 votes 1038

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
727 Current Rating: 727 + 643 = 1370 votesCurrent Rating: 727 + 643 = 1370 votes 643

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1238 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1238 = 2466 votes 1238


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
832 Current Rating: 832 + 879 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 879 = 1711 votes 879

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1730 Current Rating: 1730 + 1783 = 3513 votesCurrent Rating: 1730 + 1783 = 3513 votes 1783

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1251 = 2585 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1251 = 2585 votes 1251

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1335 = 2540 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1335 = 2540 votes 1335

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1082 Current Rating: 1082 + 1065 = 2147 votesCurrent Rating: 1082 + 1065 = 2147 votes 1065

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
1855 Current Rating: 1855 + 1589 = 3444 votesCurrent Rating: 1855 + 1589 = 3444 votes 1589

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
724 Current Rating: 724 + 733 = 1457 votesCurrent Rating: 724 + 733 = 1457 votes 733

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
621 Current Rating: 621 + 630 = 1251 votesCurrent Rating: 621 + 630 = 1251 votes 630

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
4011 Current Rating: 4011 + 4976 = 8987 votesCurrent Rating: 4011 + 4976 = 8987 votes 4976

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 1283 = 2343 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 1283 = 2343 votes 1283

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
687 Current Rating: 687 + 745 = 1432 votesCurrent Rating: 687 + 745 = 1432 votes 745

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 762 = 1814 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 762 = 1814 votes 762

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
996 Current Rating: 996 + 904 = 1900 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 904 = 1900 votes 904

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1289 = 2696 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1289 = 2696 votes 1289

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1716 Current Rating: 1716 + 1718 = 3434 votesCurrent Rating: 1716 + 1718 = 3434 votes 1718

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
980 Current Rating: 980 + 818 = 1798 votesCurrent Rating: 980 + 818 = 1798 votes 818

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 927 = 2063 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 927 = 2063 votes 927

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 697 = 1800 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 697 = 1800 votes 697

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1057 = 2712 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1057 = 2712 votes 1057

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
2289 Current Rating: 2289 + 2301 = 4590 votesCurrent Rating: 2289 + 2301 = 4590 votes 2301

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
1185 Current Rating: 1185 + 720 = 1905 votesCurrent Rating: 1185 + 720 = 1905 votes 720

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
755 Current Rating: 755 + 694 = 1449 votesCurrent Rating: 755 + 694 = 1449 votes 694

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 1023 = 2257 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 1023 = 2257 votes 1023


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
686 Current Rating: 686 + 683 = 1369 votesCurrent Rating: 686 + 683 = 1369 votes 683

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
613 Current Rating: 613 + 605 = 1218 votesCurrent Rating: 613 + 605 = 1218 votes 605

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 971 = 2278 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 971 = 2278 votes 971

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
3051 Current Rating: 3051 + 4087 = 7138 votesCurrent Rating: 3051 + 4087 = 7138 votes 4087

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
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[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1181 = 2472 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1181 = 2472 votes 1181

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
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[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
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[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 1158 = 2248 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 1158 = 2248 votes 1158

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1283 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1283 = 2515 votes 1283

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
845 Current Rating: 845 + 752 = 1597 votesCurrent Rating: 845 + 752 = 1597 votes 752

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
919 Current Rating: 919 + 849 = 1768 votesCurrent Rating: 919 + 849 = 1768 votes 849

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
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[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
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[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
784 Current Rating: 784 + 751 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 784 + 751 = 1535 votes 751

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 960 = 2116 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 960 = 2116 votes 960

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 1229 = 2514 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 1229 = 2514 votes 1229

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1052 = 2340 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1052 = 2340 votes 1052

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
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[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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