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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1315 = 2843 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1315 = 2843 votes 1315

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
377 Current Rating: 377 + 424 = 801 votesCurrent Rating: 377 + 424 = 801 votes 424

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
445 Current Rating: 445 + 723 = 1168 votesCurrent Rating: 445 + 723 = 1168 votes 723

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
337 Current Rating: 337 + 409 = 746 votesCurrent Rating: 337 + 409 = 746 votes 409

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
448 Current Rating: 448 + 373 = 821 votesCurrent Rating: 448 + 373 = 821 votes 373

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
573 Current Rating: 573 + 559 = 1132 votesCurrent Rating: 573 + 559 = 1132 votes 559

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
400 Current Rating: 400 + 375 = 775 votesCurrent Rating: 400 + 375 = 775 votes 375

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
411 Current Rating: 411 + 411 = 822 votesCurrent Rating: 411 + 411 = 822 votes 411

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 712 = 1744 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 712 = 1744 votes 712

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
418 Current Rating: 418 + 427 = 845 votesCurrent Rating: 418 + 427 = 845 votes 427

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
478 Current Rating: 478 + 660 = 1138 votesCurrent Rating: 478 + 660 = 1138 votes 660

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
656 Current Rating: 656 + 860 = 1516 votesCurrent Rating: 656 + 860 = 1516 votes 860


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
407 Current Rating: 407 + 469 = 876 votesCurrent Rating: 407 + 469 = 876 votes 469

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
302 Current Rating: 302 + 416 = 718 votesCurrent Rating: 302 + 416 = 718 votes 416

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
322 Current Rating: 322 + 410 = 732 votesCurrent Rating: 322 + 410 = 732 votes 410

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
437 Current Rating: 437 + 448 = 885 votesCurrent Rating: 437 + 448 = 885 votes 448

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
468 Current Rating: 468 + 425 = 893 votesCurrent Rating: 468 + 425 = 893 votes 425

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
328 Current Rating: 328 + 382 = 710 votesCurrent Rating: 328 + 382 = 710 votes 382

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
1845 Current Rating: 1845 + 1690 = 3535 votesCurrent Rating: 1845 + 1690 = 3535 votes 1690

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
326 Current Rating: 326 + 345 = 671 votesCurrent Rating: 326 + 345 = 671 votes 345

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
398 Current Rating: 398 + 480 = 878 votesCurrent Rating: 398 + 480 = 878 votes 480

[1220] 13: I need a double now
387 Current Rating: 387 + 507 = 894 votesCurrent Rating: 387 + 507 = 894 votes 507

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
363 Current Rating: 363 + 462 = 825 votesCurrent Rating: 363 + 462 = 825 votes 462

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
750 Current Rating: 750 + 1401 = 2151 votesCurrent Rating: 750 + 1401 = 2151 votes 1401

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
483 Current Rating: 483 + 534 = 1017 votesCurrent Rating: 483 + 534 = 1017 votes 534

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
521 Current Rating: 521 + 560 = 1081 votesCurrent Rating: 521 + 560 = 1081 votes 560

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
442 Current Rating: 442 + 752 = 1194 votesCurrent Rating: 442 + 752 = 1194 votes 752

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
405 Current Rating: 405 + 542 = 947 votesCurrent Rating: 405 + 542 = 947 votes 542

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2016 Current Rating: 2016 + 1060 = 3076 votesCurrent Rating: 2016 + 1060 = 3076 votes 1060

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
532 Current Rating: 532 + 735 = 1267 votesCurrent Rating: 532 + 735 = 1267 votes 735


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 1504 = 2951 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 1504 = 2951 votes 1504

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2738 Current Rating: 2738 + 3730 = 6468 votesCurrent Rating: 2738 + 3730 = 6468 votes 3730

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1847 = 3401 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1847 = 3401 votes 1847

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
8459 Current Rating: 8459 + 11722 = 20181 votesCurrent Rating: 8459 + 11722 = 20181 votes 11722

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
2799 Current Rating: 2799 + 2215 = 5014 votesCurrent Rating: 2799 + 2215 = 5014 votes 2215

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
753 Current Rating: 753 + 789 = 1542 votesCurrent Rating: 753 + 789 = 1542 votes 789

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
9868 Current Rating: 9868 + 10952 = 20820 votesCurrent Rating: 9868 + 10952 = 20820 votes 10952

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3722 Current Rating: 3722 + 4479 = 8201 votesCurrent Rating: 3722 + 4479 = 8201 votes 4479

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1384 = 2852 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1384 = 2852 votes 1384

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
1732 Current Rating: 1732 + 1473 = 3205 votesCurrent Rating: 1732 + 1473 = 3205 votes 1473

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1618 Current Rating: 1618 + 1466 = 3084 votesCurrent Rating: 1618 + 1466 = 3084 votes 1466

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
759 Current Rating: 759 + 804 = 1563 votesCurrent Rating: 759 + 804 = 1563 votes 804

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
562 Current Rating: 562 + 663 = 1225 votesCurrent Rating: 562 + 663 = 1225 votes 663

[1198] 10: Good morning class
464 Current Rating: 464 + 648 = 1112 votesCurrent Rating: 464 + 648 = 1112 votes 648

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2190 Current Rating: 2190 + 2149 = 4339 votesCurrent Rating: 2190 + 2149 = 4339 votes 2149

[1196] 8: I
3267 Current Rating: 3267 + 3912 = 7179 votesCurrent Rating: 3267 + 3912 = 7179 votes 3912

[1195] 7: I do believe I
4691 Current Rating: 4691 + 5778 = 10469 votesCurrent Rating: 4691 + 5778 = 10469 votes 5778

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1397 Current Rating: 1397 + 1147 = 2544 votesCurrent Rating: 1397 + 1147 = 2544 votes 1147

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4431 Current Rating: 4431 + 5469 = 9900 votesCurrent Rating: 4431 + 5469 = 9900 votes 5469

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2337 Current Rating: 2337 + 2958 = 5295 votesCurrent Rating: 2337 + 2958 = 5295 votes 2958

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
3719 Current Rating: 3719 + 3612 = 7331 votesCurrent Rating: 3719 + 3612 = 7331 votes 3612


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1057 = 2416 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1057 = 2416 votes 1057

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13289 Current Rating: 13289 + 13982 = 27271 votesCurrent Rating: 13289 + 13982 = 27271 votes 13982

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
6957 Current Rating: 6957 + 6683 = 13640 votesCurrent Rating: 6957 + 6683 = 13640 votes 6683

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
1856 Current Rating: 1856 + 1555 = 3411 votesCurrent Rating: 1856 + 1555 = 3411 votes 1555

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
878 Current Rating: 878 + 843 = 1721 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 843 = 1721 votes 843

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 719 = 2231 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 719 = 2231 votes 719

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
595 Current Rating: 595 + 702 = 1297 votesCurrent Rating: 595 + 702 = 1297 votes 702

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
328 Current Rating: 328 + 404 = 732 votesCurrent Rating: 328 + 404 = 732 votes 404

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
407 Current Rating: 407 + 377 = 784 votesCurrent Rating: 407 + 377 = 784 votes 377

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2309 Current Rating: 2309 + 1815 = 4124 votesCurrent Rating: 2309 + 1815 = 4124 votes 1815

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
795 Current Rating: 795 + 934 = 1729 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 934 = 1729 votes 934

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1118 Current Rating: 1118 + 904 = 2022 votesCurrent Rating: 1118 + 904 = 2022 votes 904

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
503 Current Rating: 503 + 705 = 1208 votesCurrent Rating: 503 + 705 = 1208 votes 705

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
632 Current Rating: 632 + 620 = 1252 votesCurrent Rating: 632 + 620 = 1252 votes 620

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
488 Current Rating: 488 + 640 = 1128 votesCurrent Rating: 488 + 640 = 1128 votes 640

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
938 Current Rating: 938 + 1024 = 1962 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 1024 = 1962 votes 1024

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
620 Current Rating: 620 + 646 = 1266 votesCurrent Rating: 620 + 646 = 1266 votes 646

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
989 Current Rating: 989 + 928 = 1917 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 928 = 1917 votes 928

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
427 Current Rating: 427 + 448 = 875 votesCurrent Rating: 427 + 448 = 875 votes 448

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
428 Current Rating: 428 + 419 = 847 votesCurrent Rating: 428 + 419 = 847 votes 419


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
406 Current Rating: 406 + 426 = 832 votesCurrent Rating: 406 + 426 = 832 votes 426

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
450 Current Rating: 450 + 482 = 932 votesCurrent Rating: 450 + 482 = 932 votes 482

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
550 Current Rating: 550 + 608 = 1158 votesCurrent Rating: 550 + 608 = 1158 votes 608

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
484 Current Rating: 484 + 539 = 1023 votesCurrent Rating: 484 + 539 = 1023 votes 539

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
400 Current Rating: 400 + 498 = 898 votesCurrent Rating: 400 + 498 = 898 votes 498

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
527 Current Rating: 527 + 615 = 1142 votesCurrent Rating: 527 + 615 = 1142 votes 615

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
467 Current Rating: 467 + 495 = 962 votesCurrent Rating: 467 + 495 = 962 votes 495

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
855 Current Rating: 855 + 684 = 1539 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 684 = 1539 votes 684

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
419 Current Rating: 419 + 457 = 876 votesCurrent Rating: 419 + 457 = 876 votes 457

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1183 = 2576 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1183 = 2576 votes 1183

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
682 Current Rating: 682 + 845 = 1527 votesCurrent Rating: 682 + 845 = 1527 votes 845

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1221 Current Rating: 1221 + 1226 = 2447 votesCurrent Rating: 1221 + 1226 = 2447 votes 1226

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
576 Current Rating: 576 + 607 = 1183 votesCurrent Rating: 576 + 607 = 1183 votes 607

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2471 Current Rating: 2471 + 2097 = 4568 votesCurrent Rating: 2471 + 2097 = 4568 votes 2097

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 1160 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 1160 = 2276 votes 1160

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1260 = 2804 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1260 = 2804 votes 1260


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
836 Current Rating: 836 + 763 = 1599 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 763 = 1599 votes 763

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 859 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 859 = 2369 votes 859

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
2470 Current Rating: 2470 + 1754 = 4224 votesCurrent Rating: 2470 + 1754 = 4224 votes 1754

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1070 = 2337 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1070 = 2337 votes 1070

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1293 = 2748 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1293 = 2748 votes 1293

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1151 = 2954 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1151 = 2954 votes 1151

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1134 = 2580 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1134 = 2580 votes 1134

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
710 Current Rating: 710 + 603 = 1313 votesCurrent Rating: 710 + 603 = 1313 votes 603

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1078 = 2604 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1078 = 2604 votes 1078

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
448 Current Rating: 448 + 530 = 978 votesCurrent Rating: 448 + 530 = 978 votes 530


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
1036 Current Rating: 1036 + 912 = 1948 votesCurrent Rating: 1036 + 912 = 1948 votes 912

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 804 = 1916 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 804 = 1916 votes 804

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
770 Current Rating: 770 + 680 = 1450 votesCurrent Rating: 770 + 680 = 1450 votes 680

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
525 Current Rating: 525 + 535 = 1060 votesCurrent Rating: 525 + 535 = 1060 votes 535

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
495 Current Rating: 495 + 570 = 1065 votesCurrent Rating: 495 + 570 = 1065 votes 570

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
2628 Current Rating: 2628 + 3115 = 5743 votesCurrent Rating: 2628 + 3115 = 5743 votes 3115

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 932 = 2401 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 932 = 2401 votes 932

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
5961 Current Rating: 5961 + 6335 = 12296 votesCurrent Rating: 5961 + 6335 = 12296 votes 6335

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1061 = 2328 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1061 = 2328 votes 1061

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 1174 = 2881 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 1174 = 2881 votes 1174

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2160 Current Rating: 2160 + 2843 = 5003 votesCurrent Rating: 2160 + 2843 = 5003 votes 2843

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1275 = 2511 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1275 = 2511 votes 1275

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
2136 Current Rating: 2136 + 1726 = 3862 votesCurrent Rating: 2136 + 1726 = 3862 votes 1726

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
935 Current Rating: 935 + 755 = 1690 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 755 = 1690 votes 755

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
1763 Current Rating: 1763 + 1396 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1763 + 1396 = 3159 votes 1396

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
594 Current Rating: 594 + 562 = 1156 votesCurrent Rating: 594 + 562 = 1156 votes 562

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 931 = 1939 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 931 = 1939 votes 931

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
709 Current Rating: 709 + 736 = 1445 votesCurrent Rating: 709 + 736 = 1445 votes 736

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1598 = 3000 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1598 = 3000 votes 1598

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
1631 Current Rating: 1631 + 1232 = 2863 votesCurrent Rating: 1631 + 1232 = 2863 votes 1232

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 842 = 1862 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 842 = 1862 votes 842

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 1025 = 2051 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 1025 = 2051 votes 1025

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
722 Current Rating: 722 + 735 = 1457 votesCurrent Rating: 722 + 735 = 1457 votes 735

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2481 Current Rating: 2481 + 4472 = 6953 votesCurrent Rating: 2481 + 4472 = 6953 votes 4472


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
711 Current Rating: 711 + 702 = 1413 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 702 = 1413 votes 702

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1659 = 2916 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1659 = 2916 votes 1659

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1165 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1165 = 2692 votes 1165

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
549 Current Rating: 549 + 611 = 1160 votesCurrent Rating: 549 + 611 = 1160 votes 611

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
619 Current Rating: 619 + 539 = 1158 votesCurrent Rating: 619 + 539 = 1158 votes 539

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
990 Current Rating: 990 + 792 = 1782 votesCurrent Rating: 990 + 792 = 1782 votes 792

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
637 Current Rating: 637 + 614 = 1251 votesCurrent Rating: 637 + 614 = 1251 votes 614

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1509 Current Rating: 1509 + 1158 = 2667 votesCurrent Rating: 1509 + 1158 = 2667 votes 1158

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1074 Current Rating: 1074 + 1178 = 2252 votesCurrent Rating: 1074 + 1178 = 2252 votes 1178

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
679 Current Rating: 679 + 587 = 1266 votesCurrent Rating: 679 + 587 = 1266 votes 587

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 923 = 2282 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 923 = 2282 votes 923

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
777 Current Rating: 777 + 719 = 1496 votesCurrent Rating: 777 + 719 = 1496 votes 719

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1245 = 2447 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1245 = 2447 votes 1245

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
773 Current Rating: 773 + 697 = 1470 votesCurrent Rating: 773 + 697 = 1470 votes 697

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
548 Current Rating: 548 + 611 = 1159 votesCurrent Rating: 548 + 611 = 1159 votes 611

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
707 Current Rating: 707 + 692 = 1399 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 692 = 1399 votes 692

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
619 Current Rating: 619 + 680 = 1299 votesCurrent Rating: 619 + 680 = 1299 votes 680

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1496 Current Rating: 1496 + 1442 = 2938 votesCurrent Rating: 1496 + 1442 = 2938 votes 1442

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1126 = 2439 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1126 = 2439 votes 1126


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
656 Current Rating: 656 + 645 = 1301 votesCurrent Rating: 656 + 645 = 1301 votes 645

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
737 Current Rating: 737 + 755 = 1492 votesCurrent Rating: 737 + 755 = 1492 votes 755

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
705 Current Rating: 705 + 681 = 1386 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 681 = 1386 votes 681

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1367 = 2662 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1367 = 2662 votes 1367

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
940 Current Rating: 940 + 781 = 1721 votesCurrent Rating: 940 + 781 = 1721 votes 781

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1074 = 2681 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1074 = 2681 votes 1074

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2353 Current Rating: 2353 + 3381 = 5734 votesCurrent Rating: 2353 + 3381 = 5734 votes 3381

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
1938 Current Rating: 1938 + 1483 = 3421 votesCurrent Rating: 1938 + 1483 = 3421 votes 1483

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
580 Current Rating: 580 + 712 = 1292 votesCurrent Rating: 580 + 712 = 1292 votes 712

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1542 Current Rating: 1542 + 2219 = 3761 votesCurrent Rating: 1542 + 2219 = 3761 votes 2219

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
3457 Current Rating: 3457 + 4599 = 8056 votesCurrent Rating: 3457 + 4599 = 8056 votes 4599

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1232 = 2425 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1232 = 2425 votes 1232

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1067 = 2152 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1067 = 2152 votes 1067

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
749 Current Rating: 749 + 666 = 1415 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 666 = 1415 votes 666

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1274 = 2546 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1274 = 2546 votes 1274


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
934 Current Rating: 934 + 958 = 1892 votesCurrent Rating: 934 + 958 = 1892 votes 958

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1777 Current Rating: 1777 + 1817 = 3594 votesCurrent Rating: 1777 + 1817 = 3594 votes 1817

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1287 = 2652 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1287 = 2652 votes 1287

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1450 = 2803 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1450 = 2803 votes 1450

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 1093 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 1093 = 2206 votes 1093

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
2174 Current Rating: 2174 + 1898 = 4072 votesCurrent Rating: 2174 + 1898 = 4072 votes 1898

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
774 Current Rating: 774 + 778 = 1552 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 778 = 1552 votes 778

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
647 Current Rating: 647 + 659 = 1306 votesCurrent Rating: 647 + 659 = 1306 votes 659

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
5116 Current Rating: 5116 + 6239 = 11355 votesCurrent Rating: 5116 + 6239 = 11355 votes 6239

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 1316 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 1316 = 2444 votes 1316

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
705 Current Rating: 705 + 764 = 1469 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 764 = 1469 votes 764

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1074 Current Rating: 1074 + 788 = 1862 votesCurrent Rating: 1074 + 788 = 1862 votes 788

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1021 Current Rating: 1021 + 923 = 1944 votesCurrent Rating: 1021 + 923 = 1944 votes 923

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1432 Current Rating: 1432 + 1321 = 2753 votesCurrent Rating: 1432 + 1321 = 2753 votes 1321

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1740 = 3477 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1740 = 3477 votes 1740

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 874 = 1977 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 874 = 1977 votes 874

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 966 = 2160 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 966 = 2160 votes 966

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
1160 Current Rating: 1160 + 732 = 1892 votesCurrent Rating: 1160 + 732 = 1892 votes 732

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
1806 Current Rating: 1806 + 1098 = 2904 votesCurrent Rating: 1806 + 1098 = 2904 votes 1098

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
2369 Current Rating: 2369 + 2413 = 4782 votesCurrent Rating: 2369 + 2413 = 4782 votes 2413

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 772 = 2123 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 772 = 2123 votes 772

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
876 Current Rating: 876 + 733 = 1609 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 733 = 1609 votes 733

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1046 = 2310 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1046 = 2310 votes 1046


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
745 Current Rating: 745 + 713 = 1458 votesCurrent Rating: 745 + 713 = 1458 votes 713

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
634 Current Rating: 634 + 624 = 1258 votesCurrent Rating: 634 + 624 = 1258 votes 624

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 1007 = 2393 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 1007 = 2393 votes 1007

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
3875 Current Rating: 3875 + 5267 = 9142 votesCurrent Rating: 3875 + 5267 = 9142 votes 5267

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
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[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1208 = 2537 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1208 = 2537 votes 1208

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
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[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
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[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 1180 = 2310 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 1180 = 2310 votes 1180

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
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[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
919 Current Rating: 919 + 776 = 1695 votesCurrent Rating: 919 + 776 = 1695 votes 776

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
938 Current Rating: 938 + 863 = 1801 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 863 = 1801 votes 863

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
1381 Current Rating: 1381 + 908 = 2289 votesCurrent Rating: 1381 + 908 = 2289 votes 908

[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 1015 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 1015 = 2194 votes 1015

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
608 Current Rating: 608 + 566 = 1174 votesCurrent Rating: 608 + 566 = 1174 votes 566

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
845 Current Rating: 845 + 791 = 1636 votesCurrent Rating: 845 + 791 = 1636 votes 791

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
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[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1275 = 2628 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1275 = 2628 votes 1275

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1107 = 2461 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1107 = 2461 votes 1107

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
1727 Current Rating: 1727 + 1385 = 3112 votesCurrent Rating: 1727 + 1385 = 3112 votes 1385

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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