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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1170 = 2446 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1170 = 2446 votes 1170

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
316 Current Rating: 316 + 368 = 684 votesCurrent Rating: 316 + 368 = 684 votes 368

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
340 Current Rating: 340 + 595 = 935 votesCurrent Rating: 340 + 595 = 935 votes 595

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
229 Current Rating: 229 + 305 = 534 votesCurrent Rating: 229 + 305 = 534 votes 305

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
371 Current Rating: 371 + 301 = 672 votesCurrent Rating: 371 + 301 = 672 votes 301

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
430 Current Rating: 430 + 426 = 856 votesCurrent Rating: 430 + 426 = 856 votes 426

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
310 Current Rating: 310 + 289 = 599 votesCurrent Rating: 310 + 289 = 599 votes 289

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
315 Current Rating: 315 + 304 = 619 votesCurrent Rating: 315 + 304 = 619 votes 304

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
900 Current Rating: 900 + 615 = 1515 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 615 = 1515 votes 615

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
345 Current Rating: 345 + 349 = 694 votesCurrent Rating: 345 + 349 = 694 votes 349

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
409 Current Rating: 409 + 569 = 978 votesCurrent Rating: 409 + 569 = 978 votes 569

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
507 Current Rating: 507 + 692 = 1199 votesCurrent Rating: 507 + 692 = 1199 votes 692


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
331 Current Rating: 331 + 396 = 727 votesCurrent Rating: 331 + 396 = 727 votes 396

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
247 Current Rating: 247 + 334 = 581 votesCurrent Rating: 247 + 334 = 581 votes 334

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
239 Current Rating: 239 + 339 = 578 votesCurrent Rating: 239 + 339 = 578 votes 339

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
348 Current Rating: 348 + 361 = 709 votesCurrent Rating: 348 + 361 = 709 votes 361

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
407 Current Rating: 407 + 369 = 776 votesCurrent Rating: 407 + 369 = 776 votes 369

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
247 Current Rating: 247 + 295 = 542 votesCurrent Rating: 247 + 295 = 542 votes 295

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
1744 Current Rating: 1744 + 1559 = 3303 votesCurrent Rating: 1744 + 1559 = 3303 votes 1559

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
269 Current Rating: 269 + 287 = 556 votesCurrent Rating: 269 + 287 = 556 votes 287

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
339 Current Rating: 339 + 409 = 748 votesCurrent Rating: 339 + 409 = 748 votes 409

[1220] 13: I need a double now
338 Current Rating: 338 + 456 = 794 votesCurrent Rating: 338 + 456 = 794 votes 456

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
310 Current Rating: 310 + 410 = 720 votesCurrent Rating: 310 + 410 = 720 votes 410

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
660 Current Rating: 660 + 1313 = 1973 votesCurrent Rating: 660 + 1313 = 1973 votes 1313

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
416 Current Rating: 416 + 461 = 877 votesCurrent Rating: 416 + 461 = 877 votes 461

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
422 Current Rating: 422 + 447 = 869 votesCurrent Rating: 422 + 447 = 869 votes 447

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
349 Current Rating: 349 + 667 = 1016 votesCurrent Rating: 349 + 667 = 1016 votes 667

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
349 Current Rating: 349 + 477 = 826 votesCurrent Rating: 349 + 477 = 826 votes 477

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
1602 Current Rating: 1602 + 897 = 2499 votesCurrent Rating: 1602 + 897 = 2499 votes 897

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
456 Current Rating: 456 + 653 = 1109 votesCurrent Rating: 456 + 653 = 1109 votes 653


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 1285 = 2572 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 1285 = 2572 votes 1285

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2635 Current Rating: 2635 + 3430 = 6065 votesCurrent Rating: 2635 + 3430 = 6065 votes 3430

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 1657 = 3051 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 1657 = 3051 votes 1657

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
8065 Current Rating: 8065 + 11321 = 19386 votesCurrent Rating: 8065 + 11321 = 19386 votes 11321

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
2668 Current Rating: 2668 + 2038 = 4706 votesCurrent Rating: 2668 + 2038 = 4706 votes 2038

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
684 Current Rating: 684 + 719 = 1403 votesCurrent Rating: 684 + 719 = 1403 votes 719

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
7833 Current Rating: 7833 + 10088 = 17921 votesCurrent Rating: 7833 + 10088 = 17921 votes 10088

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3541 Current Rating: 3541 + 4288 = 7829 votesCurrent Rating: 3541 + 4288 = 7829 votes 4288

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 1280 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 1280 = 2610 votes 1280

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
1435 Current Rating: 1435 + 1314 = 2749 votesCurrent Rating: 1435 + 1314 = 2749 votes 1314

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1386 = 2930 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1386 = 2930 votes 1386

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
697 Current Rating: 697 + 759 = 1456 votesCurrent Rating: 697 + 759 = 1456 votes 759

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
518 Current Rating: 518 + 618 = 1136 votesCurrent Rating: 518 + 618 = 1136 votes 618

[1198] 10: Good morning class
411 Current Rating: 411 + 590 = 1001 votesCurrent Rating: 411 + 590 = 1001 votes 590

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2082 Current Rating: 2082 + 2045 = 4127 votesCurrent Rating: 2082 + 2045 = 4127 votes 2045

[1196] 8: I
3167 Current Rating: 3167 + 3801 = 6968 votesCurrent Rating: 3167 + 3801 = 6968 votes 3801

[1195] 7: I do believe I
4602 Current Rating: 4602 + 5668 = 10270 votesCurrent Rating: 4602 + 5668 = 10270 votes 5668

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1073 = 2388 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1073 = 2388 votes 1073

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4330 Current Rating: 4330 + 5167 = 9497 votesCurrent Rating: 4330 + 5167 = 9497 votes 5167

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2246 Current Rating: 2246 + 2836 = 5082 votesCurrent Rating: 2246 + 2836 = 5082 votes 2836

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
3593 Current Rating: 3593 + 3440 = 7033 votesCurrent Rating: 3593 + 3440 = 7033 votes 3440


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 955 = 2218 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 955 = 2218 votes 955

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
12677 Current Rating: 12677 + 13762 = 26439 votesCurrent Rating: 12677 + 13762 = 26439 votes 13762

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
6162 Current Rating: 6162 + 6130 = 12292 votesCurrent Rating: 6162 + 6130 = 12292 votes 6130

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1478 = 3271 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1478 = 3271 votes 1478

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
786 Current Rating: 786 + 745 = 1531 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 745 = 1531 votes 745

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
1262 Current Rating: 1262 + 620 = 1882 votesCurrent Rating: 1262 + 620 = 1882 votes 620

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
489 Current Rating: 489 + 606 = 1095 votesCurrent Rating: 489 + 606 = 1095 votes 606

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
276 Current Rating: 276 + 360 = 636 votesCurrent Rating: 276 + 360 = 636 votes 360

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
319 Current Rating: 319 + 305 = 624 votesCurrent Rating: 319 + 305 = 624 votes 305

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2190 Current Rating: 2190 + 1659 = 3849 votesCurrent Rating: 2190 + 1659 = 3849 votes 1659

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
717 Current Rating: 717 + 861 = 1578 votesCurrent Rating: 717 + 861 = 1578 votes 861

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 841 = 1857 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 841 = 1857 votes 841

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
436 Current Rating: 436 + 613 = 1049 votesCurrent Rating: 436 + 613 = 1049 votes 613

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
573 Current Rating: 573 + 571 = 1144 votesCurrent Rating: 573 + 571 = 1144 votes 571

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
444 Current Rating: 444 + 592 = 1036 votesCurrent Rating: 444 + 592 = 1036 votes 592

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
874 Current Rating: 874 + 972 = 1846 votesCurrent Rating: 874 + 972 = 1846 votes 972

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
568 Current Rating: 568 + 604 = 1172 votesCurrent Rating: 568 + 604 = 1172 votes 604

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
896 Current Rating: 896 + 870 = 1766 votesCurrent Rating: 896 + 870 = 1766 votes 870

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
369 Current Rating: 369 + 393 = 762 votesCurrent Rating: 369 + 393 = 762 votes 393

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
387 Current Rating: 387 + 376 = 763 votesCurrent Rating: 387 + 376 = 763 votes 376


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
366 Current Rating: 366 + 386 = 752 votesCurrent Rating: 366 + 386 = 752 votes 386

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
387 Current Rating: 387 + 429 = 816 votesCurrent Rating: 387 + 429 = 816 votes 429

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
444 Current Rating: 444 + 511 = 955 votesCurrent Rating: 444 + 511 = 955 votes 511

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
395 Current Rating: 395 + 452 = 847 votesCurrent Rating: 395 + 452 = 847 votes 452

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
343 Current Rating: 343 + 437 = 780 votesCurrent Rating: 343 + 437 = 780 votes 437

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
441 Current Rating: 441 + 527 = 968 votesCurrent Rating: 441 + 527 = 968 votes 527

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
394 Current Rating: 394 + 437 = 831 votesCurrent Rating: 394 + 437 = 831 votes 437

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
786 Current Rating: 786 + 636 = 1422 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 636 = 1422 votes 636

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
364 Current Rating: 364 + 407 = 771 votesCurrent Rating: 364 + 407 = 771 votes 407

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1299 Current Rating: 1299 + 1065 = 2364 votesCurrent Rating: 1299 + 1065 = 2364 votes 1065

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
598 Current Rating: 598 + 758 = 1356 votesCurrent Rating: 598 + 758 = 1356 votes 758

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 1155 = 2296 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 1155 = 2296 votes 1155

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
472 Current Rating: 472 + 504 = 976 votesCurrent Rating: 472 + 504 = 976 votes 504

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2314 Current Rating: 2314 + 1959 = 4273 votesCurrent Rating: 2314 + 1959 = 4273 votes 1959

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 1094 = 2129 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 1094 = 2129 votes 1094

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
1338 Current Rating: 1338 + 1103 = 2441 votesCurrent Rating: 1338 + 1103 = 2441 votes 1103


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
750 Current Rating: 750 + 702 = 1452 votesCurrent Rating: 750 + 702 = 1452 votes 702

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 745 = 2098 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 745 = 2098 votes 745

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
1970 Current Rating: 1970 + 1457 = 3427 votesCurrent Rating: 1970 + 1457 = 3427 votes 1457

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 948 = 1966 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 948 = 1966 votes 948

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1226 = 2633 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1226 = 2633 votes 1226

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
1711 Current Rating: 1711 + 1080 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1711 + 1080 = 2791 votes 1080

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1086 = 2430 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1086 = 2430 votes 1086

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
640 Current Rating: 640 + 554 = 1194 votesCurrent Rating: 640 + 554 = 1194 votes 554

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1437 Current Rating: 1437 + 997 = 2434 votesCurrent Rating: 1437 + 997 = 2434 votes 997

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
402 Current Rating: 402 + 473 = 875 votesCurrent Rating: 402 + 473 = 875 votes 473


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
851 Current Rating: 851 + 792 = 1643 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 792 = 1643 votes 792

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 747 = 1779 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 747 = 1779 votes 747

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
662 Current Rating: 662 + 623 = 1285 votesCurrent Rating: 662 + 623 = 1285 votes 623

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
435 Current Rating: 435 + 456 = 891 votesCurrent Rating: 435 + 456 = 891 votes 456

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
438 Current Rating: 438 + 505 = 943 votesCurrent Rating: 438 + 505 = 943 votes 505

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
2515 Current Rating: 2515 + 2934 = 5449 votesCurrent Rating: 2515 + 2934 = 5449 votes 2934

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 839 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 839 = 2205 votes 839

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
5702 Current Rating: 5702 + 6165 = 11867 votesCurrent Rating: 5702 + 6165 = 11867 votes 6165

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 934 = 2113 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 934 = 2113 votes 934

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1098 = 2712 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1098 = 2712 votes 1098

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2062 Current Rating: 2062 + 2710 = 4772 votesCurrent Rating: 2062 + 2710 = 4772 votes 2710

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1123 = 2254 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1123 = 2254 votes 1123

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
1759 Current Rating: 1759 + 1395 = 3154 votesCurrent Rating: 1759 + 1395 = 3154 votes 1395

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
766 Current Rating: 766 + 665 = 1431 votesCurrent Rating: 766 + 665 = 1431 votes 665

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
1674 Current Rating: 1674 + 1286 = 2960 votesCurrent Rating: 1674 + 1286 = 2960 votes 1286

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
511 Current Rating: 511 + 487 = 998 votesCurrent Rating: 511 + 487 = 998 votes 487

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
864 Current Rating: 864 + 832 = 1696 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 832 = 1696 votes 832

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
643 Current Rating: 643 + 676 = 1319 votesCurrent Rating: 643 + 676 = 1319 votes 676

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1336 Current Rating: 1336 + 1514 = 2850 votesCurrent Rating: 1336 + 1514 = 2850 votes 1514

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1162 = 2714 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1162 = 2714 votes 1162

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
813 Current Rating: 813 + 690 = 1503 votesCurrent Rating: 813 + 690 = 1503 votes 690

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
950 Current Rating: 950 + 969 = 1919 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 969 = 1919 votes 969

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
583 Current Rating: 583 + 632 = 1215 votesCurrent Rating: 583 + 632 = 1215 votes 632

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2385 Current Rating: 2385 + 4353 = 6738 votesCurrent Rating: 2385 + 4353 = 6738 votes 4353


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
606 Current Rating: 606 + 628 = 1234 votesCurrent Rating: 606 + 628 = 1234 votes 628

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 1512 = 2725 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 1512 = 2725 votes 1512

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1085 = 2540 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1085 = 2540 votes 1085

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
491 Current Rating: 491 + 555 = 1046 votesCurrent Rating: 491 + 555 = 1046 votes 555

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
578 Current Rating: 578 + 499 = 1077 votesCurrent Rating: 578 + 499 = 1077 votes 499

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
827 Current Rating: 827 + 712 = 1539 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 712 = 1539 votes 712

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
591 Current Rating: 591 + 570 = 1161 votesCurrent Rating: 591 + 570 = 1161 votes 570

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1112 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1112 = 2575 votes 1112

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
992 Current Rating: 992 + 1101 = 2093 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 1101 = 2093 votes 1101

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
622 Current Rating: 622 + 549 = 1171 votesCurrent Rating: 622 + 549 = 1171 votes 549

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 826 = 1898 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 826 = 1898 votes 826

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
643 Current Rating: 643 + 635 = 1278 votesCurrent Rating: 643 + 635 = 1278 votes 635

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1144 Current Rating: 1144 + 1170 = 2314 votesCurrent Rating: 1144 + 1170 = 2314 votes 1170

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
650 Current Rating: 650 + 617 = 1267 votesCurrent Rating: 650 + 617 = 1267 votes 617

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
453 Current Rating: 453 + 503 = 956 votesCurrent Rating: 453 + 503 = 956 votes 503

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
600 Current Rating: 600 + 623 = 1223 votesCurrent Rating: 600 + 623 = 1223 votes 623

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
542 Current Rating: 542 + 592 = 1134 votesCurrent Rating: 542 + 592 = 1134 votes 592

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1363 = 2787 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1363 = 2787 votes 1363

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1073 = 2339 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1073 = 2339 votes 1073


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
578 Current Rating: 578 + 583 = 1161 votesCurrent Rating: 578 + 583 = 1161 votes 583

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
617 Current Rating: 617 + 692 = 1309 votesCurrent Rating: 617 + 692 = 1309 votes 692

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
601 Current Rating: 601 + 583 = 1184 votesCurrent Rating: 601 + 583 = 1184 votes 583

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1331 = 2595 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1331 = 2595 votes 1331

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
832 Current Rating: 832 + 689 = 1521 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 689 = 1521 votes 689

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1566 Current Rating: 1566 + 1020 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1566 + 1020 = 2586 votes 1020

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2291 Current Rating: 2291 + 3231 = 5522 votesCurrent Rating: 2291 + 3231 = 5522 votes 3231

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
1863 Current Rating: 1863 + 1379 = 3242 votesCurrent Rating: 1863 + 1379 = 3242 votes 1379

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
514 Current Rating: 514 + 649 = 1163 votesCurrent Rating: 514 + 649 = 1163 votes 649

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 2071 = 3513 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 2071 = 3513 votes 2071

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
2820 Current Rating: 2820 + 3603 = 6423 votesCurrent Rating: 2820 + 3603 = 6423 votes 3603

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1122 = 2222 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1122 = 2222 votes 1122

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
994 Current Rating: 994 + 987 = 1981 votesCurrent Rating: 994 + 987 = 1981 votes 987

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
670 Current Rating: 670 + 590 = 1260 votesCurrent Rating: 670 + 590 = 1260 votes 590

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1147 Current Rating: 1147 + 1159 = 2306 votesCurrent Rating: 1147 + 1159 = 2306 votes 1159


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
707 Current Rating: 707 + 766 = 1473 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 766 = 1473 votes 766

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1673 Current Rating: 1673 + 1718 = 3391 votesCurrent Rating: 1673 + 1718 = 3391 votes 1718

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1176 = 2442 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1176 = 2442 votes 1176

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 1275 = 2411 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 1275 = 2411 votes 1275

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
980 Current Rating: 980 + 996 = 1976 votesCurrent Rating: 980 + 996 = 1976 votes 996

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
1796 Current Rating: 1796 + 1430 = 3226 votesCurrent Rating: 1796 + 1430 = 3226 votes 1430

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
663 Current Rating: 663 + 692 = 1355 votesCurrent Rating: 663 + 692 = 1355 votes 692

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
556 Current Rating: 556 + 577 = 1133 votesCurrent Rating: 556 + 577 = 1133 votes 577

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
3832 Current Rating: 3832 + 4680 = 8512 votesCurrent Rating: 3832 + 4680 = 8512 votes 4680

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
992 Current Rating: 992 + 1243 = 2235 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 1243 = 2235 votes 1243

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
646 Current Rating: 646 + 690 = 1336 votesCurrent Rating: 646 + 690 = 1336 votes 690

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
941 Current Rating: 941 + 718 = 1659 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 718 = 1659 votes 718

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
923 Current Rating: 923 + 854 = 1777 votesCurrent Rating: 923 + 854 = 1777 votes 854

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1162 = 2471 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1162 = 2471 votes 1162

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1666 Current Rating: 1666 + 1672 = 3338 votesCurrent Rating: 1666 + 1672 = 3338 votes 1672

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
891 Current Rating: 891 + 736 = 1627 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 736 = 1627 votes 736

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 865 = 1869 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 865 = 1869 votes 865

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
926 Current Rating: 926 + 631 = 1557 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 631 = 1557 votes 631

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 967 = 2320 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 967 = 2320 votes 967

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
2060 Current Rating: 2060 + 1959 = 4019 votesCurrent Rating: 2060 + 1959 = 4019 votes 1959

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 664 = 1689 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 664 = 1689 votes 664

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
707 Current Rating: 707 + 652 = 1359 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 652 = 1359 votes 652

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 954 = 2144 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 954 = 2144 votes 954


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
639 Current Rating: 639 + 647 = 1286 votesCurrent Rating: 639 + 647 = 1286 votes 647

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
563 Current Rating: 563 + 571 = 1134 votesCurrent Rating: 563 + 571 = 1134 votes 571

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 921 = 2118 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 921 = 2118 votes 921

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
2896 Current Rating: 2896 + 3625 = 6521 votesCurrent Rating: 2896 + 3625 = 6521 votes 3625

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
1014 Current Rating: 1014 + 692 = 1706 votesCurrent Rating: 1014 + 692 = 1706 votes 692

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1093 = 2265 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1093 = 2265 votes 1093

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
1006 Current Rating: 1006 + 691 = 1697 votesCurrent Rating: 1006 + 691 = 1697 votes 691

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1053 = 2359 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1053 = 2359 votes 1053

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1024 Current Rating: 1024 + 1115 = 2139 votesCurrent Rating: 1024 + 1115 = 2139 votes 1115

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 1210 = 2371 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 1210 = 2371 votes 1210

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
749 Current Rating: 749 + 699 = 1448 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 699 = 1448 votes 699

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
867 Current Rating: 867 + 818 = 1685 votesCurrent Rating: 867 + 818 = 1685 votes 818

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 855 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 855 = 2112 votes 855

[1049] 6: Then she said
24091 Current Rating: 24091 + 23913 = 48004 votesCurrent Rating: 24091 + 23913 = 48004 votes 23913

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
984 Current Rating: 984 + 889 = 1873 votesCurrent Rating: 984 + 889 = 1873 votes 889

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
541 Current Rating: 541 + 522 = 1063 votesCurrent Rating: 541 + 522 = 1063 votes 522

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
693 Current Rating: 693 + 670 = 1363 votesCurrent Rating: 693 + 670 = 1363 votes 670

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
717 Current Rating: 717 + 699 = 1416 votesCurrent Rating: 717 + 699 = 1416 votes 699

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
1054 Current Rating: 1054 + 852 = 1906 votesCurrent Rating: 1054 + 852 = 1906 votes 852

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 907 = 1986 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 907 = 1986 votes 907

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1160 = 2328 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1160 = 2328 votes 1160

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 904 = 2065 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 904 = 2065 votes 904

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
1632 Current Rating: 1632 + 1226 = 2858 votesCurrent Rating: 1632 + 1226 = 2858 votes 1226

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 786 = 2014 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 786 = 2014 votes 786






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