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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
6149 Current Rating: 6149 + 6938 = 13087 votesCurrent Rating: 6149 + 6938 = 13087 votes 6938

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
2923 Current Rating: 2923 + 2009 = 4932 votesCurrent Rating: 2923 + 2009 = 4932 votes 2009

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
3514 Current Rating: 3514 + 3241 = 6755 votesCurrent Rating: 3514 + 3241 = 6755 votes 3241

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
3085 Current Rating: 3085 + 5074 = 8159 votesCurrent Rating: 3085 + 5074 = 8159 votes 5074

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
3048 Current Rating: 3048 + 2100 = 5148 votesCurrent Rating: 3048 + 2100 = 5148 votes 2100

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
3959 Current Rating: 3959 + 3392 = 7351 votesCurrent Rating: 3959 + 3392 = 7351 votes 3392

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
3150 Current Rating: 3150 + 5145 = 8295 votesCurrent Rating: 3150 + 5145 = 8295 votes 5145

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
3127 Current Rating: 3127 + 2317 = 5444 votesCurrent Rating: 3127 + 2317 = 5444 votes 2317

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
3405 Current Rating: 3405 + 5398 = 8803 votesCurrent Rating: 3405 + 5398 = 8803 votes 5398

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
2994 Current Rating: 2994 + 2037 = 5031 votesCurrent Rating: 2994 + 2037 = 5031 votes 2037

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
3123 Current Rating: 3123 + 2295 = 5418 votesCurrent Rating: 3123 + 2295 = 5418 votes 2295

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
3470 Current Rating: 3470 + 2919 = 6389 votesCurrent Rating: 3470 + 2919 = 6389 votes 2919


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
3052 Current Rating: 3052 + 4954 = 8006 votesCurrent Rating: 3052 + 4954 = 8006 votes 4954

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
2810 Current Rating: 2810 + 4814 = 7624 votesCurrent Rating: 2810 + 4814 = 7624 votes 4814

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
2660 Current Rating: 2660 + 1762 = 4422 votesCurrent Rating: 2660 + 1762 = 4422 votes 1762

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 2576 = 6039 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 2576 = 6039 votes 2576

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
2765 Current Rating: 2765 + 4765 = 7530 votesCurrent Rating: 2765 + 4765 = 7530 votes 4765

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
2847 Current Rating: 2847 + 4615 = 7462 votesCurrent Rating: 2847 + 4615 = 7462 votes 4615

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2858 Current Rating: 2858 + 3855 = 6713 votesCurrent Rating: 2858 + 3855 = 6713 votes 3855

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
2875 Current Rating: 2875 + 1929 = 4804 votesCurrent Rating: 2875 + 1929 = 4804 votes 1929

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
3114 Current Rating: 3114 + 2314 = 5428 votesCurrent Rating: 3114 + 2314 = 5428 votes 2314

[1220] 13: I need a double now
2899 Current Rating: 2899 + 4879 = 7778 votesCurrent Rating: 2899 + 4879 = 7778 votes 4879

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
2720 Current Rating: 2720 + 1843 = 4563 votesCurrent Rating: 2720 + 1843 = 4563 votes 1843

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
3254 Current Rating: 3254 + 3605 = 6859 votesCurrent Rating: 3254 + 3605 = 6859 votes 3605

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
3287 Current Rating: 3287 + 2425 = 5712 votesCurrent Rating: 3287 + 2425 = 5712 votes 2425

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
3504 Current Rating: 3504 + 2612 = 6116 votesCurrent Rating: 3504 + 2612 = 6116 votes 2612

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
3058 Current Rating: 3058 + 2510 = 5568 votesCurrent Rating: 3058 + 2510 = 5568 votes 2510

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 2126 = 5065 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 2126 = 5065 votes 2126

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
4659 Current Rating: 4659 + 6925 = 11584 votesCurrent Rating: 4659 + 6925 = 11584 votes 6925

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
3564 Current Rating: 3564 + 2974 = 6538 votesCurrent Rating: 3564 + 2974 = 6538 votes 2974


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
3363 Current Rating: 3363 + 2752 = 6115 votesCurrent Rating: 3363 + 2752 = 6115 votes 2752

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
4628 Current Rating: 4628 + 4996 = 9624 votesCurrent Rating: 4628 + 4996 = 9624 votes 4996

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
4052 Current Rating: 4052 + 3675 = 7727 votesCurrent Rating: 4052 + 3675 = 7727 votes 3675

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
10942 Current Rating: 10942 + 13472 = 24414 votesCurrent Rating: 10942 + 13472 = 24414 votes 13472

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
5634 Current Rating: 5634 + 9198 = 14832 votesCurrent Rating: 5634 + 9198 = 14832 votes 9198

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
3357 Current Rating: 3357 + 2659 = 6016 votesCurrent Rating: 3357 + 2659 = 6016 votes 2659

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
13748 Current Rating: 13748 + 15233 = 28981 votesCurrent Rating: 13748 + 15233 = 28981 votes 15233

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
5714 Current Rating: 5714 + 5742 = 11456 votesCurrent Rating: 5714 + 5742 = 11456 votes 5742

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
3942 Current Rating: 3942 + 3054 = 6996 votesCurrent Rating: 3942 + 3054 = 6996 votes 3054

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
4873 Current Rating: 4873 + 8397 = 13270 votesCurrent Rating: 4873 + 8397 = 13270 votes 8397

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
3944 Current Rating: 3944 + 3157 = 7101 votesCurrent Rating: 3944 + 3157 = 7101 votes 3157

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
2925 Current Rating: 2925 + 2102 = 5027 votesCurrent Rating: 2925 + 2102 = 5027 votes 2102

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
3054 Current Rating: 3054 + 2249 = 5303 votesCurrent Rating: 3054 + 2249 = 5303 votes 2249

[1198] 10: Good morning class
3422 Current Rating: 3422 + 2736 = 6158 votesCurrent Rating: 3422 + 2736 = 6158 votes 2736

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
4964 Current Rating: 4964 + 4282 = 9246 votesCurrent Rating: 4964 + 4282 = 9246 votes 4282

[1196] 8: I
5007 Current Rating: 5007 + 4868 = 9875 votesCurrent Rating: 5007 + 4868 = 9875 votes 4868

[1195] 7: I do believe I
6945 Current Rating: 6945 + 7247 = 14192 votesCurrent Rating: 6945 + 7247 = 14192 votes 7247

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
3231 Current Rating: 3231 + 2502 = 5733 votesCurrent Rating: 3231 + 2502 = 5733 votes 2502

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
6275 Current Rating: 6275 + 6625 = 12900 votesCurrent Rating: 6275 + 6625 = 12900 votes 6625

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
4273 Current Rating: 4273 + 4160 = 8433 votesCurrent Rating: 4273 + 4160 = 8433 votes 4160

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
6358 Current Rating: 6358 + 5469 = 11827 votesCurrent Rating: 6358 + 5469 = 11827 votes 5469


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
3883 Current Rating: 3883 + 3007 = 6890 votesCurrent Rating: 3883 + 3007 = 6890 votes 3007

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
15444 Current Rating: 15444 + 17242 = 32686 votesCurrent Rating: 15444 + 17242 = 32686 votes 17242

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
9504 Current Rating: 9504 + 10492 = 19996 votesCurrent Rating: 9504 + 10492 = 19996 votes 10492

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
4342 Current Rating: 4342 + 3505 = 7847 votesCurrent Rating: 4342 + 3505 = 7847 votes 3505

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
3663 Current Rating: 3663 + 2971 = 6634 votesCurrent Rating: 3663 + 2971 = 6634 votes 2971

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
4329 Current Rating: 4329 + 5533 = 9862 votesCurrent Rating: 4329 + 5533 = 9862 votes 5533

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
3290 Current Rating: 3290 + 2774 = 6064 votesCurrent Rating: 3290 + 2774 = 6064 votes 2774

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
2837 Current Rating: 2837 + 1994 = 4831 votesCurrent Rating: 2837 + 1994 = 4831 votes 1994

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
2876 Current Rating: 2876 + 2117 = 4993 votesCurrent Rating: 2876 + 2117 = 4993 votes 2117

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
4899 Current Rating: 4899 + 7616 = 12515 votesCurrent Rating: 4899 + 7616 = 12515 votes 7616

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
2622 Current Rating: 2622 + 2082 = 4704 votesCurrent Rating: 2622 + 2082 = 4704 votes 2082

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
3762 Current Rating: 3762 + 2976 = 6738 votesCurrent Rating: 3762 + 2976 = 6738 votes 2976

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
2994 Current Rating: 2994 + 2730 = 5724 votesCurrent Rating: 2994 + 2730 = 5724 votes 2730

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
3070 Current Rating: 3070 + 5015 = 8085 votesCurrent Rating: 3070 + 5015 = 8085 votes 5015

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
3303 Current Rating: 3303 + 2576 = 5879 votesCurrent Rating: 3303 + 2576 = 5879 votes 2576

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
3605 Current Rating: 3605 + 3968 = 7573 votesCurrent Rating: 3605 + 3968 = 7573 votes 3968

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
2866 Current Rating: 2866 + 2041 = 4907 votesCurrent Rating: 2866 + 2041 = 4907 votes 2041

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
3452 Current Rating: 3452 + 2750 = 6202 votesCurrent Rating: 3452 + 2750 = 6202 votes 2750

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
3038 Current Rating: 3038 + 2240 = 5278 votesCurrent Rating: 3038 + 2240 = 5278 votes 2240

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
2630 Current Rating: 2630 + 1679 = 4309 votesCurrent Rating: 2630 + 1679 = 4309 votes 1679


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
3110 Current Rating: 3110 + 2458 = 5568 votesCurrent Rating: 3110 + 2458 = 5568 votes 2458

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
3001 Current Rating: 3001 + 2117 = 5118 votesCurrent Rating: 3001 + 2117 = 5118 votes 2117

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
3568 Current Rating: 3568 + 2659 = 6227 votesCurrent Rating: 3568 + 2659 = 6227 votes 2659

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
2944 Current Rating: 2944 + 2281 = 5225 votesCurrent Rating: 2944 + 2281 = 5225 votes 2281

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
2692 Current Rating: 2692 + 1926 = 4618 votesCurrent Rating: 2692 + 1926 = 4618 votes 1926

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
2847 Current Rating: 2847 + 2263 = 5110 votesCurrent Rating: 2847 + 2263 = 5110 votes 2263

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
3036 Current Rating: 3036 + 2176 = 5212 votesCurrent Rating: 3036 + 2176 = 5212 votes 2176

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
2757 Current Rating: 2757 + 1870 = 4627 votesCurrent Rating: 2757 + 1870 = 4627 votes 1870

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
2474 Current Rating: 2474 + 1670 = 4144 votesCurrent Rating: 2474 + 1670 = 4144 votes 1670

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
3802 Current Rating: 3802 + 2995 = 6797 votesCurrent Rating: 3802 + 2995 = 6797 votes 2995

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
2867 Current Rating: 2867 + 2399 = 5266 votesCurrent Rating: 2867 + 2399 = 5266 votes 2399

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
3264 Current Rating: 3264 + 2702 = 5966 votesCurrent Rating: 3264 + 2702 = 5966 votes 2702

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
2867 Current Rating: 2867 + 2005 = 4872 votesCurrent Rating: 2867 + 2005 = 4872 votes 2005

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
5319 Current Rating: 5319 + 8067 = 13386 votesCurrent Rating: 5319 + 8067 = 13386 votes 8067

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
3259 Current Rating: 3259 + 2612 = 5871 votesCurrent Rating: 3259 + 2612 = 5871 votes 2612

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
4880 Current Rating: 4880 + 7039 = 11919 votesCurrent Rating: 4880 + 7039 = 11919 votes 7039


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
3629 Current Rating: 3629 + 3012 = 6641 votesCurrent Rating: 3629 + 3012 = 6641 votes 3012

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
4317 Current Rating: 4317 + 6263 = 10580 votesCurrent Rating: 4317 + 6263 = 10580 votes 6263

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
10593 Current Rating: 10593 + 12361 = 22954 votesCurrent Rating: 10593 + 12361 = 22954 votes 12361

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
5514 Current Rating: 5514 + 4550 = 10064 votesCurrent Rating: 5514 + 4550 = 10064 votes 4550

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
3229 Current Rating: 3229 + 2522 = 5751 votesCurrent Rating: 3229 + 2522 = 5751 votes 2522

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
3697 Current Rating: 3697 + 5438 = 9135 votesCurrent Rating: 3697 + 5438 = 9135 votes 5438

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
3148 Current Rating: 3148 + 2326 = 5474 votesCurrent Rating: 3148 + 2326 = 5474 votes 2326

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
2891 Current Rating: 2891 + 1927 = 4818 votesCurrent Rating: 2891 + 1927 = 4818 votes 1927

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
3957 Current Rating: 3957 + 5888 = 9845 votesCurrent Rating: 3957 + 5888 = 9845 votes 5888

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
2713 Current Rating: 2713 + 1901 = 4614 votesCurrent Rating: 2713 + 1901 = 4614 votes 1901


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
3712 Current Rating: 3712 + 7635 = 11347 votesCurrent Rating: 3712 + 7635 = 11347 votes 7635

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
3378 Current Rating: 3378 + 2429 = 5807 votesCurrent Rating: 3378 + 2429 = 5807 votes 2429

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
3040 Current Rating: 3040 + 4917 = 7957 votesCurrent Rating: 3040 + 4917 = 7957 votes 4917

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
2919 Current Rating: 2919 + 2228 = 5147 votesCurrent Rating: 2919 + 2228 = 5147 votes 2228

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
2738 Current Rating: 2738 + 2106 = 4844 votesCurrent Rating: 2738 + 2106 = 4844 votes 2106

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
5226 Current Rating: 5226 + 4883 = 10109 votesCurrent Rating: 5226 + 4883 = 10109 votes 4883

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
3273 Current Rating: 3273 + 6193 = 9466 votesCurrent Rating: 3273 + 6193 = 9466 votes 6193

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
10609 Current Rating: 10609 + 10938 = 21547 votesCurrent Rating: 10609 + 10938 = 21547 votes 10938

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
3736 Current Rating: 3736 + 3528 = 7264 votesCurrent Rating: 3736 + 3528 = 7264 votes 3528

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
4331 Current Rating: 4331 + 6041 = 10372 votesCurrent Rating: 4331 + 6041 = 10372 votes 6041

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
4883 Current Rating: 4883 + 4617 = 9500 votesCurrent Rating: 4883 + 4617 = 9500 votes 4617

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
4370 Current Rating: 4370 + 3643 = 8013 votesCurrent Rating: 4370 + 3643 = 8013 votes 3643

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
9494 Current Rating: 9494 + 12070 = 21564 votesCurrent Rating: 9494 + 12070 = 21564 votes 12070

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
4007 Current Rating: 4007 + 5874 = 9881 votesCurrent Rating: 4007 + 5874 = 9881 votes 5874

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
4813 Current Rating: 4813 + 5822 = 10635 votesCurrent Rating: 4813 + 5822 = 10635 votes 5822

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
2890 Current Rating: 2890 + 2229 = 5119 votesCurrent Rating: 2890 + 2229 = 5119 votes 2229

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 5598 = 9363 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 5598 = 9363 votes 5598

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
3550 Current Rating: 3550 + 3101 = 6651 votesCurrent Rating: 3550 + 3101 = 6651 votes 3101

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
3130 Current Rating: 3130 + 2821 = 5951 votesCurrent Rating: 3130 + 2821 = 5951 votes 2821

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
4077 Current Rating: 4077 + 5032 = 9109 votesCurrent Rating: 4077 + 5032 = 9109 votes 5032

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
4007 Current Rating: 4007 + 5884 = 9891 votesCurrent Rating: 4007 + 5884 = 9891 votes 5884

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
3254 Current Rating: 3254 + 2486 = 5740 votesCurrent Rating: 3254 + 2486 = 5740 votes 2486

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
2850 Current Rating: 2850 + 2079 = 4929 votesCurrent Rating: 2850 + 2079 = 4929 votes 2079

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
5109 Current Rating: 5109 + 6463 = 11572 votesCurrent Rating: 5109 + 6463 = 11572 votes 6463


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
3370 Current Rating: 3370 + 2609 = 5979 votesCurrent Rating: 3370 + 2609 = 5979 votes 2609

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
3501 Current Rating: 3501 + 3288 = 6789 votesCurrent Rating: 3501 + 3288 = 6789 votes 3288

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2482 Current Rating: 2482 + 3502 = 5984 votesCurrent Rating: 2482 + 3502 = 5984 votes 3502

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
2985 Current Rating: 2985 + 2388 = 5373 votesCurrent Rating: 2985 + 2388 = 5373 votes 2388

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
2878 Current Rating: 2878 + 1983 = 4861 votesCurrent Rating: 2878 + 1983 = 4861 votes 1983

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
4034 Current Rating: 4034 + 5525 = 9559 votesCurrent Rating: 4034 + 5525 = 9559 votes 5525

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
3499 Current Rating: 3499 + 5294 = 8793 votesCurrent Rating: 3499 + 5294 = 8793 votes 5294

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
3377 Current Rating: 3377 + 5347 = 8724 votesCurrent Rating: 3377 + 5347 = 8724 votes 5347

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
2916 Current Rating: 2916 + 2351 = 5267 votesCurrent Rating: 2916 + 2351 = 5267 votes 2351

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
2688 Current Rating: 2688 + 1900 = 4588 votesCurrent Rating: 2688 + 1900 = 4588 votes 1900

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
5336 Current Rating: 5336 + 4897 = 10233 votesCurrent Rating: 5336 + 4897 = 10233 votes 4897

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
3443 Current Rating: 3443 + 2517 = 5960 votesCurrent Rating: 3443 + 2517 = 5960 votes 2517

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
2988 Current Rating: 2988 + 2776 = 5764 votesCurrent Rating: 2988 + 2776 = 5764 votes 2776

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
3078 Current Rating: 3078 + 5041 = 8119 votesCurrent Rating: 3078 + 5041 = 8119 votes 5041

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
2905 Current Rating: 2905 + 2117 = 5022 votesCurrent Rating: 2905 + 2117 = 5022 votes 2117

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
3032 Current Rating: 3032 + 2217 = 5249 votesCurrent Rating: 3032 + 2217 = 5249 votes 2217

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
2775 Current Rating: 2775 + 2026 = 4801 votesCurrent Rating: 2775 + 2026 = 4801 votes 2026

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
3080 Current Rating: 3080 + 2445 = 5525 votesCurrent Rating: 3080 + 2445 = 5525 votes 2445

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
3195 Current Rating: 3195 + 2452 = 5647 votesCurrent Rating: 3195 + 2452 = 5647 votes 2452


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
2722 Current Rating: 2722 + 1873 = 4595 votesCurrent Rating: 2722 + 1873 = 4595 votes 1873

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
3237 Current Rating: 3237 + 2284 = 5521 votesCurrent Rating: 3237 + 2284 = 5521 votes 2284

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
3372 Current Rating: 3372 + 2493 = 5865 votesCurrent Rating: 3372 + 2493 = 5865 votes 2493

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
3071 Current Rating: 3071 + 2760 = 5831 votesCurrent Rating: 3071 + 2760 = 5831 votes 2760

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
3574 Current Rating: 3574 + 2881 = 6455 votesCurrent Rating: 3574 + 2881 = 6455 votes 2881

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
3344 Current Rating: 3344 + 5250 = 8594 votesCurrent Rating: 3344 + 5250 = 8594 votes 5250

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
4704 Current Rating: 4704 + 5047 = 9751 votesCurrent Rating: 4704 + 5047 = 9751 votes 5047

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
3508 Current Rating: 3508 + 4514 = 8022 votesCurrent Rating: 3508 + 4514 = 8022 votes 4514

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
2689 Current Rating: 2689 + 2331 = 5020 votesCurrent Rating: 2689 + 2331 = 5020 votes 2331

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
3948 Current Rating: 3948 + 3879 = 7827 votesCurrent Rating: 3948 + 3879 = 7827 votes 3879

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
10456 Current Rating: 10456 + 11303 = 21759 votesCurrent Rating: 10456 + 11303 = 21759 votes 11303

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
3420 Current Rating: 3420 + 3182 = 6602 votesCurrent Rating: 3420 + 3182 = 6602 votes 3182

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
3150 Current Rating: 3150 + 2548 = 5698 votesCurrent Rating: 3150 + 2548 = 5698 votes 2548

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
3189 Current Rating: 3189 + 2380 = 5569 votesCurrent Rating: 3189 + 2380 = 5569 votes 2380

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
3671 Current Rating: 3671 + 2870 = 6541 votesCurrent Rating: 3671 + 2870 = 6541 votes 2870


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
3298 Current Rating: 3298 + 2490 = 5788 votesCurrent Rating: 3298 + 2490 = 5788 votes 2490

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 2966 = 6602 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 2966 = 6602 votes 2966

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
3172 Current Rating: 3172 + 2566 = 5738 votesCurrent Rating: 3172 + 2566 = 5738 votes 2566

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
4402 Current Rating: 4402 + 8080 = 12482 votesCurrent Rating: 4402 + 8080 = 12482 votes 8080

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
4141 Current Rating: 4141 + 3704 = 7845 votesCurrent Rating: 4141 + 3704 = 7845 votes 3704

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
8936 Current Rating: 8936 + 10773 = 19709 votesCurrent Rating: 8936 + 10773 = 19709 votes 10773

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
3199 Current Rating: 3199 + 2514 = 5713 votesCurrent Rating: 3199 + 2514 = 5713 votes 2514

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
3032 Current Rating: 3032 + 2309 = 5341 votesCurrent Rating: 3032 + 2309 = 5341 votes 2309

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
15307 Current Rating: 15307 + 16924 = 32231 votesCurrent Rating: 15307 + 16924 = 32231 votes 16924

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
3791 Current Rating: 3791 + 3152 = 6943 votesCurrent Rating: 3791 + 3152 = 6943 votes 3152

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
2341 Current Rating: 2341 + 1765 = 4106 votesCurrent Rating: 2341 + 1765 = 4106 votes 1765

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
3277 Current Rating: 3277 + 2782 = 6059 votesCurrent Rating: 3277 + 2782 = 6059 votes 2782

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
2803 Current Rating: 2803 + 2150 = 4953 votesCurrent Rating: 2803 + 2150 = 4953 votes 2150

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
4006 Current Rating: 4006 + 5000 = 9006 votesCurrent Rating: 4006 + 5000 = 9006 votes 5000

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
3382 Current Rating: 3382 + 2885 = 6267 votesCurrent Rating: 3382 + 2885 = 6267 votes 2885

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
4165 Current Rating: 4165 + 6572 = 10737 votesCurrent Rating: 4165 + 6572 = 10737 votes 6572

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
4174 Current Rating: 4174 + 6340 = 10514 votesCurrent Rating: 4174 + 6340 = 10514 votes 6340

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
4850 Current Rating: 4850 + 5330 = 10180 votesCurrent Rating: 4850 + 5330 = 10180 votes 5330

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
11781 Current Rating: 11781 + 13016 = 24797 votesCurrent Rating: 11781 + 13016 = 24797 votes 13016

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
8500 Current Rating: 8500 + 9315 = 17815 votesCurrent Rating: 8500 + 9315 = 17815 votes 9315

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
5390 Current Rating: 5390 + 5559 = 10949 votesCurrent Rating: 5390 + 5559 = 10949 votes 5559

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
4176 Current Rating: 4176 + 5613 = 9789 votesCurrent Rating: 4176 + 5613 = 9789 votes 5613

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
3616 Current Rating: 3616 + 3032 = 6648 votesCurrent Rating: 3616 + 3032 = 6648 votes 3032


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
3480 Current Rating: 3480 + 2570 = 6050 votesCurrent Rating: 3480 + 2570 = 6050 votes 2570

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
3032 Current Rating: 3032 + 4881 = 7913 votesCurrent Rating: 3032 + 4881 = 7913 votes 4881

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
4823 Current Rating: 4823 + 6148 = 10971 votesCurrent Rating: 4823 + 6148 = 10971 votes 6148

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
14443 Current Rating: 14443 + 17415 = 31858 votesCurrent Rating: 14443 + 17415 = 31858 votes 17415

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
5287 Current Rating: 5287 + 6530 = 11817 votesCurrent Rating: 5287 + 6530 = 11817 votes 6530

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
3741 Current Rating: 3741 + 2933 = 6674 votesCurrent Rating: 3741 + 2933 = 6674 votes 2933

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
3730 Current Rating: 3730 + 2890 = 6620 votesCurrent Rating: 3730 + 2890 = 6620 votes 2890

[1056] 13: I won t be long
4403 Current Rating: 4403 + 7232 = 11635 votesCurrent Rating: 4403 + 7232 = 11635 votes 7232

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
5917 Current Rating: 5917 + 6184 = 12101 votesCurrent Rating: 5917 + 6184 = 12101 votes 6184

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
3703 Current Rating: 3703 + 2894 = 6597 votesCurrent Rating: 3703 + 2894 = 6597 votes 2894

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
4153 Current Rating: 4153 + 3192 = 7345 votesCurrent Rating: 4153 + 3192 = 7345 votes 3192

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
3156 Current Rating: 3156 + 5105 = 8261 votesCurrent Rating: 3156 + 5105 = 8261 votes 5105

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
3234 Current Rating: 3234 + 2575 = 5809 votesCurrent Rating: 3234 + 2575 = 5809 votes 2575

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
4027 Current Rating: 4027 + 6056 = 10083 votesCurrent Rating: 4027 + 6056 = 10083 votes 6056

[1049] 6: Then she said
33140 Current Rating: 33140 + 35187 = 68327 votesCurrent Rating: 33140 + 35187 = 68327 votes 35187

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
2576 Current Rating: 2576 + 1819 = 4395 votesCurrent Rating: 2576 + 1819 = 4395 votes 1819

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
3310 Current Rating: 3310 + 2674 = 5984 votesCurrent Rating: 3310 + 2674 = 5984 votes 2674

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
4273 Current Rating: 4273 + 6032 = 10305 votesCurrent Rating: 4273 + 6032 = 10305 votes 6032


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
3470 Current Rating: 3470 + 2663 = 6133 votesCurrent Rating: 3470 + 2663 = 6133 votes 2663

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
4058 Current Rating: 4058 + 5792 = 9850 votesCurrent Rating: 4058 + 5792 = 9850 votes 5792

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
3575 Current Rating: 3575 + 2953 = 6528 votesCurrent Rating: 3575 + 2953 = 6528 votes 2953

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
7591 Current Rating: 7591 + 8790 = 16381 votesCurrent Rating: 7591 + 8790 = 16381 votes 8790

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
4011 Current Rating: 4011 + 3152 = 7163 votesCurrent Rating: 4011 + 3152 = 7163 votes 3152

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
3885 Current Rating: 3885 + 6687 = 10572 votesCurrent Rating: 3885 + 6687 = 10572 votes 6687

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
10975 Current Rating: 10975 + 12312 = 23287 votesCurrent Rating: 10975 + 12312 = 23287 votes 12312

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
5675 Current Rating: 5675 + 8289 = 13964 votesCurrent Rating: 5675 + 8289 = 13964 votes 8289

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
3345 Current Rating: 3345 + 2410 = 5755 votesCurrent Rating: 3345 + 2410 = 5755 votes 2410

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
5355 Current Rating: 5355 + 6102 = 11457 votesCurrent Rating: 5355 + 6102 = 11457 votes 6102

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
6470 Current Rating: 6470 + 6277 = 12747 votesCurrent Rating: 6470 + 6277 = 12747 votes 6277

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
3930 Current Rating: 3930 + 4884 = 8814 votesCurrent Rating: 3930 + 4884 = 8814 votes 4884

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
3913 Current Rating: 3913 + 5642 = 9555 votesCurrent Rating: 3913 + 5642 = 9555 votes 5642

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
4179 Current Rating: 4179 + 5170 = 9349 votesCurrent Rating: 4179 + 5170 = 9349 votes 5170

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
3699 Current Rating: 3699 + 2831 = 6530 votesCurrent Rating: 3699 + 2831 = 6530 votes 2831

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
3476 Current Rating: 3476 + 2725 = 6201 votesCurrent Rating: 3476 + 2725 = 6201 votes 2725






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