first home random best downloads Faceless The Second Collection NOW AVAILABLE

Archives: 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009 Dec 2014 [1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa 5871 6640 [1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year 2746 1831 [1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done 3246 2953 [1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays? 2912 4891 [1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore 2836 1896 [1236] 10: We moved into a really old house 3647 3078 [1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike 2949 4950 [1234] 8: Ok I m out of here 2915 2103 [1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight? 3213 5199 [1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night 2805 1858 [1231] 2: How can I help you? 2949 2121 [1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home 3294 2737 Nov 2014 [1229] 28: How have things been since our last session? 2879 4789 [1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun 2674 4670 [1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on 2521 1631 [1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us 3185 2302 [1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men 2624 4633 [1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight? 2749 4510 [1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment? 4608 3619 [1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away 2701 1738 [1221] 17: So you want to get married do you? 2945 2130 [1220] 13: I need a double now 2749 4743 [1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted 2571 1693 [1218] 11: Look what I have ... 3058 2841 [1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor 3059 2210 [1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight? 3291 2393 [1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys 2851 2310 [1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening? 2768 1949 [1213] 4: So how was your Halloween? 4529 6789 [1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already 3291 2717 Oct 2014 [1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help 3210 2612 [1210] 30: I don t understand women 4492 4861 [1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend? 3825 3465 [1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery 10791 13320 [1207] 27: What are you watching? 5440 9008 [1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke 3140 2450 [1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke 13516 15018 [1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years 5561 5596 [1203] 20: Thanks for the invite 3746 2860 [1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 4676 8203 [1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please 3743 2951 [1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals 2777 1968 [1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night? 2882 2075 [1198] 10: Good morning class 3154 2471 [1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married? 4751 4051 [1196] 8: I 4913 4773 [1195] 7: I do believe I 6780 7084 [1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today 3101 2372 [1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work? 6148 6497 [1192] 2: This news report says ... 4153 4035 [1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month 6117 5229 Sep 2014 [1190] 30: Our time is almost up 3680 2797 [1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now! 15327 17129 [1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie 9288 10279 [1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom 4138 3292 [1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you? 3392 2705 [1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend 4111 5317 [1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something? 3105 2593 [1183] 18: Hi, I m home 2640 1815 [1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets 2649 1897 [1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today 4713 7413 [1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow 2486 1954 [1179] 12: This online survey asked women 3548 2777 [1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there? 2784 2516 [1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time? 2901 4854 [1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical 3110 2385 [1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time? 3371 3728 [1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced 2718 1888 [1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here 3273 2560 [1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons 2808 2018 [1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight 2476 1534 Aug 2014 [1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place? 2847 2207 [1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you? 2822 1933 [1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back 3352 2460 [1167] 26: You women think you're so much better 2767 2099 [1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes 2519 1755 [1165] 22: What are you sulking about? 2721 2114 [1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months 2828 1979 [1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym? 2647 1779 [1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers 2344 1538 [1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze 3620 2791 [1160] 15: Hi, I m home 2701 2224 [1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games 3118 2554 [1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike 2750 1879 [1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars 5077 7822 [1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son! 3098 2458 [1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week 4735 6885 Jul 2014 [1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside 3360 2729 [1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today 4189 6125 [1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home 10335 12114 [1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives 5390 4426 [1150] 6: What s that you re reading? 3099 2386 [1149] 5: So you re in trouble again … 3566 5317 [1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double 3030 2206 [1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight … 2730 1770 [1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs 3771 5697 [1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take 2622 1815 Jun 2014 [1144] 24: What are you reading? 3575 7490 [1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing 3186 2227 [1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women 2911 4794 [1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from? 2745 2043 [1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you? 2555 1928 [1139] 19: Scientists have too much time 5039 4678 [1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce 3147 6062 [1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES! 10465 10793 [1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma 3508 3319 [1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days 4107 5834 [1134] 14: You won t believe what happened 4761 4500 [1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married 4175 3438 [1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans 9286 11867 [1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW! 3775 5631 [1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples 4603 5615 [1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place 2687 2052 [1128] 8: Ooo, he 3591 5422 [1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever 3286 2843 [1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days 3006 2694 [1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me 3855 4829 [1124] 4: What s wrong with you? 3798 5675 [1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement 3063 2310 [1122] 2: What the hell is this? 2699 1919 [1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us! 4869 6201 May 2014 [1120] 19: What are you watching? 3165 2405 [1119] 18: Hi, I m home 3301 3090 [1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us 4208 3211 [1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out 2779 2191 [1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend? 2708 1822 [1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong? 3854 5344 [1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you 3321 5102 [1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing? 3245 5224 [1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place 2787 2219 [1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma? 2560 1776 [1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend? 5115 4683 [1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm 3219 2306 [1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife 2845 2641 [1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat? 2944 4903 [1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys 2778 1990 [1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day! 2881 2045 [1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please 2633 1896 [1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote 2975 2337 [1102] 1: I know it s election time 3035 2285 Apr 2014 [1101] 15: What are you watching? 2576 1739 [1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped 3079 2117 [1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone! 3169 2270 [1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here? 2940 2628 [1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull 3344 2652 [1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become 3216 5126 [1095] 9: So should we go back to my place 4511 4853 [1094] 8: What s going on here? 3411 4419 [1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you? 2560 2203 [1092] 6: Beep Beep! 3814 3744 [1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now 10306 11179 [1090] 4: I thought we had a policy 3260 3010 [1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents 2992 2392 [1088] 2: I heard your husband died 2978 2174 [1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week 3504 2692 Mar 2014 [1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo 3131 2324 [1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something? 3501 2836 [1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven? 3033 2443 [1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl 4271 7950 [1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner 3874 3431 [1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore 8803 10635 [1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world 2987 2308 [1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place 2824 2106 [1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life 15159 16781 [1077] 14: What the hell are you watching? 3590 2939 [1076] 13: Struck out again did you? 2222 1662 [1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today? 3146 2651 [1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out 2668 2024 [1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife? 3865 4861 [1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it? 3251 2753 [1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date 4026 6431 [1070] 7: Is this the time to come home? 4031 6189 [1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that? 4678 5152 [1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please 11571 12808 [1067] 4: Do you have any pets? 8446 9257 [1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours? 5210 5380 [1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs 3972 5410 [1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency 3413 2823 Feb 2014 [1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us 3275 2371 [1062] 19: You look hung-over 2898 4757 [1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials? 4593 5911 [1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police? 14315 17278 [1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced 5150 6391 [1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today? 3640 2824 [1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl 3539 2691 [1056] 13: I won t be long 4152 6995 [1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded 5675 5962 [1054] 11: What are you doing? 3497 2692 [1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you 3947 2994 [1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling 3030 4983 [1051] 8: So where do we stand? 3040 2392 [1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to? 3898 5919 [1049] 6: Then she said 33013 35053 [1048] 5: And when the servant broke three 4102 6604 [1047] 4: It says here on this website 2413 1813 [1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through … 2416 1678 [1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt 3145 2493 [1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis 4094 5851 Jan 2014 [1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us 3272 2456 [1042] 17: Maybe I need some help 3834 5568 [1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane 3398 2781 [1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger 7462 8647 [1039] 14: Beep Beep! 3821 2949 [1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking 3739 6542 [1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place? 10701 12062 [1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me 17046 20884 [1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos 5469 8087 [1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days? 3216 2272 [1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day? 5194 5942 [1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself 6262 6071 [1031] 6: Damn it all! 18208 19391 [1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream 3733 4677 [1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise 3769 5502 [1028] 3: What are you reading? 4002 5000 [1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me! 3559 2684 [1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas 3302 2538 RSS twitter facebook © 2009 - 2019 copyright, privacy, contact info

latest archive follow about the books