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What happened to you? 1806 1762 [1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend 2638 1489 [1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something? 1602 1894 [1183] 18: Hi, I m home 876 952 [1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets 1073 1055 [1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today 3315 2613 [1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow 1224 1351 [1179] 12: This online survey asked women 2265 2009 [1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there? 1544 1801 [1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time? 1578 1218 [1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical 1655 1657 [1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time? 1868 2857 [1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced 1242 1167 [1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here 1926 1859 [1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons 1232 1162 [1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight 1061 853 Aug 2014 [1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place? 1209 1237 [1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you? 1114 1088 [1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back 1960 1704 [1167] 26: You women think you're so much better 1282 1285 [1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes 933 996 [1165] 22: What are you sulking about? 1384 1465 [1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months 1308 1190 [1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym? 1347 1200 [1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers 841 839 [1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze 2270 2023 [1160] 15: Hi, I m home 1347 1493 [1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games 1890 1970 [1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike 1155 1077 [1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars 3432 2926 [1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son! 1847 1817 [1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week 3354 2210 Jul 2014 [1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside 1876 1807 [1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today 2908 1515 [1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home 8973 9291 [1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives 4323 3885 [1150] 6: What s that you re reading? 1928 1815 [1149] 5: So you re in trouble again … 2404 1735 [1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double 1883 1660 [1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight … 1431 1112 [1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs 2410 1911 [1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take 1372 1235 Jun 2014 [1144] 24: What are you reading? 2386 1884 [1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing 1888 1518 [1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women 1743 1236 [1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from? 1329 1257 [1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you? 1142 1143 [1139] 19: Scientists have too much time 3555 3895 [1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce 1982 1504 [1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES! 9236 10101 [1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma 2093 2512 [1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days 2718 2073 [1134] 14: You won t believe what happened 3450 3899 [1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married 2753 2648 [1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans 8090 8131 [1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW! 2289 1757 [1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples 3091 2808 [1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place 1294 1267 [1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy! 2318 1727 [1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever 1816 1958 [1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days 1854 2157 [1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me 2538 2079 [1124] 4: What s wrong with you? 2460 1913 [1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement 1805 1646 [1122] 2: What the hell is this? 1464 1319 [1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us! 3306 5317 May 2014 [1120] 19: What are you watching? 1840 1661 [1119] 18: Hi, I m home 1950 2358 [1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us 2680 2272 [1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out 1329 1384 [1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend? 1331 1097 [1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong? 2558 1647 [1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you 2048 1389 [1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing? 2081 1655 [1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place 1595 1656 [1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma? 1291 1118 [1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend? 3618 3877 [1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm 1879 1547 [1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife 1639 2051 [1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat? 1730 1330 [1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys 1565 1429 [1105] 4: Good Morning! 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And so I reached under her skirt 1979 1790 [1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis 2838 2183 Jan 2014 [1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us 2002 1698 [1042] 17: Maybe I need some help 2560 1834 [1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane 2253 2109 [1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger 6491 5127 [1039] 14: Beep Beep! 2590 2216 [1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking 2678 1986 [1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place? 9195 8148 [1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me 14182 19563 [1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos 4323 3366 [1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days? 2158 1696 [1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day? 4220 5369 [1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself 5119 5377 [1031] 6: Damn it all! 17061 18828 [1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream 2497 1942 [1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise 2674 1954 [1028] 3: What are you reading? 2777 2340 [1027] 2: No! 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