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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
2234 Current Rating: 2234 + 1622 = 3856 votesCurrent Rating: 2234 + 1622 = 3856 votes 1622

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
462 Current Rating: 462 + 506 = 968 votesCurrent Rating: 462 + 506 = 968 votes 506

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
631 Current Rating: 631 + 941 = 1572 votesCurrent Rating: 631 + 941 = 1572 votes 941

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
446 Current Rating: 446 + 502 = 948 votesCurrent Rating: 446 + 502 = 948 votes 502

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
580 Current Rating: 580 + 487 = 1067 votesCurrent Rating: 580 + 487 = 1067 votes 487

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
780 Current Rating: 780 + 790 = 1570 votesCurrent Rating: 780 + 790 = 1570 votes 790

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
571 Current Rating: 571 + 529 = 1100 votesCurrent Rating: 571 + 529 = 1100 votes 529

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
607 Current Rating: 607 + 576 = 1183 votesCurrent Rating: 607 + 576 = 1183 votes 576

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 865 = 2116 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 865 = 2116 votes 865

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
543 Current Rating: 543 + 564 = 1107 votesCurrent Rating: 543 + 564 = 1107 votes 564

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
593 Current Rating: 593 + 787 = 1380 votesCurrent Rating: 593 + 787 = 1380 votes 787

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
942 Current Rating: 942 + 1115 = 2057 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 1115 = 2057 votes 1115


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
507 Current Rating: 507 + 583 = 1090 votesCurrent Rating: 507 + 583 = 1090 votes 583

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
403 Current Rating: 403 + 536 = 939 votesCurrent Rating: 403 + 536 = 939 votes 536

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
607 Current Rating: 607 + 517 = 1124 votesCurrent Rating: 607 + 517 = 1124 votes 517

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
587 Current Rating: 587 + 589 = 1176 votesCurrent Rating: 587 + 589 = 1176 votes 589

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
563 Current Rating: 563 + 523 = 1086 votesCurrent Rating: 563 + 523 = 1086 votes 523

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
461 Current Rating: 461 + 475 = 936 votesCurrent Rating: 461 + 475 = 936 votes 475

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2008 Current Rating: 2008 + 1881 = 3889 votesCurrent Rating: 2008 + 1881 = 3889 votes 1881

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
425 Current Rating: 425 + 438 = 863 votesCurrent Rating: 425 + 438 = 863 votes 438

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
510 Current Rating: 510 + 614 = 1124 votesCurrent Rating: 510 + 614 = 1124 votes 614

[1220] 13: I need a double now
489 Current Rating: 489 + 588 = 1077 votesCurrent Rating: 489 + 588 = 1077 votes 588

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
460 Current Rating: 460 + 554 = 1014 votesCurrent Rating: 460 + 554 = 1014 votes 554

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
913 Current Rating: 913 + 1526 = 2439 votesCurrent Rating: 913 + 1526 = 2439 votes 1526

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
636 Current Rating: 636 + 658 = 1294 votesCurrent Rating: 636 + 658 = 1294 votes 658

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
731 Current Rating: 731 + 709 = 1440 votesCurrent Rating: 731 + 709 = 1440 votes 709

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
557 Current Rating: 557 + 877 = 1434 votesCurrent Rating: 557 + 877 = 1434 votes 877

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
512 Current Rating: 512 + 637 = 1149 votesCurrent Rating: 512 + 637 = 1149 votes 637

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2244 Current Rating: 2244 + 3312 = 5556 votesCurrent Rating: 2244 + 3312 = 5556 votes 3312

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
730 Current Rating: 730 + 872 = 1602 votesCurrent Rating: 730 + 872 = 1602 votes 872


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1550 Current Rating: 1550 + 1623 = 3173 votesCurrent Rating: 1550 + 1623 = 3173 votes 1623

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2841 Current Rating: 2841 + 3853 = 6694 votesCurrent Rating: 2841 + 3853 = 6694 votes 3853

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1710 Current Rating: 1710 + 2040 = 3750 votesCurrent Rating: 1710 + 2040 = 3750 votes 2040

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
8949 Current Rating: 8949 + 11965 = 20914 votesCurrent Rating: 8949 + 11965 = 20914 votes 11965

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
2977 Current Rating: 2977 + 2389 = 5366 votesCurrent Rating: 2977 + 2389 = 5366 votes 2389

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
893 Current Rating: 893 + 943 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 893 + 943 = 1836 votes 943

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10109 Current Rating: 10109 + 11175 = 21284 votesCurrent Rating: 10109 + 11175 = 21284 votes 11175

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3865 Current Rating: 3865 + 4605 = 8470 votesCurrent Rating: 3865 + 4605 = 8470 votes 4605

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 1541 = 3212 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 1541 = 3212 votes 1541

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
1955 Current Rating: 1955 + 1724 = 3679 votesCurrent Rating: 1955 + 1724 = 3679 votes 1724

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1760 Current Rating: 1760 + 1619 = 3379 votesCurrent Rating: 1760 + 1619 = 3379 votes 1619

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
832 Current Rating: 832 + 883 = 1715 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 883 = 1715 votes 883

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
649 Current Rating: 649 + 764 = 1413 votesCurrent Rating: 649 + 764 = 1413 votes 764

[1198] 10: Good morning class
640 Current Rating: 640 + 810 = 1450 votesCurrent Rating: 640 + 810 = 1450 votes 810

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2362 Current Rating: 2362 + 2311 = 4673 votesCurrent Rating: 2362 + 2311 = 4673 votes 2311

[1196] 8: I
3340 Current Rating: 3340 + 3972 = 7312 votesCurrent Rating: 3340 + 3972 = 7312 votes 3972

[1195] 7: I do believe I
4810 Current Rating: 4810 + 5902 = 10712 votesCurrent Rating: 4810 + 5902 = 10712 votes 5902

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1516 Current Rating: 1516 + 1283 = 2799 votesCurrent Rating: 1516 + 1283 = 2799 votes 1283

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4561 Current Rating: 4561 + 5580 = 10141 votesCurrent Rating: 4561 + 5580 = 10141 votes 5580

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2458 Current Rating: 2458 + 3064 = 5522 votesCurrent Rating: 2458 + 3064 = 5522 votes 3064

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
3846 Current Rating: 3846 + 3746 = 7592 votesCurrent Rating: 3846 + 3746 = 7592 votes 3746


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1265 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1265 = 2795 votes 1265

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13433 Current Rating: 13433 + 14187 = 27620 votesCurrent Rating: 13433 + 14187 = 27620 votes 14187

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7103 Current Rating: 7103 + 6809 = 13912 votesCurrent Rating: 7103 + 6809 = 13912 votes 6809

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2011 Current Rating: 2011 + 1695 = 3706 votesCurrent Rating: 2011 + 1695 = 3706 votes 1695

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 1007 = 2059 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 1007 = 2059 votes 1007

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
1773 Current Rating: 1773 + 871 = 2644 votesCurrent Rating: 1773 + 871 = 2644 votes 871

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
853 Current Rating: 853 + 881 = 1734 votesCurrent Rating: 853 + 881 = 1734 votes 881

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
415 Current Rating: 415 + 492 = 907 votesCurrent Rating: 415 + 492 = 907 votes 492

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
534 Current Rating: 534 + 493 = 1027 votesCurrent Rating: 534 + 493 = 1027 votes 493

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2497 Current Rating: 2497 + 1976 = 4473 votesCurrent Rating: 2497 + 1976 = 4473 votes 1976

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
887 Current Rating: 887 + 1024 = 1911 votesCurrent Rating: 887 + 1024 = 1911 votes 1024

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1200 = 2642 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1200 = 2642 votes 1200

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
761 Current Rating: 761 + 936 = 1697 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 936 = 1697 votes 936

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
804 Current Rating: 804 + 732 = 1536 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 732 = 1536 votes 732

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
714 Current Rating: 714 + 793 = 1507 votesCurrent Rating: 714 + 793 = 1507 votes 793

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1325 = 2491 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1325 = 2491 votes 1325

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
805 Current Rating: 805 + 758 = 1563 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 758 = 1563 votes 758

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1135 = 2386 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1135 = 2386 votes 1135

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
556 Current Rating: 556 + 576 = 1132 votesCurrent Rating: 556 + 576 = 1132 votes 576

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
525 Current Rating: 525 + 514 = 1039 votesCurrent Rating: 525 + 514 = 1039 votes 514


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
537 Current Rating: 537 + 560 = 1097 votesCurrent Rating: 537 + 560 = 1097 votes 560

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
583 Current Rating: 583 + 593 = 1176 votesCurrent Rating: 583 + 593 = 1176 votes 593

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
757 Current Rating: 757 + 743 = 1500 votesCurrent Rating: 757 + 743 = 1500 votes 743

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
631 Current Rating: 631 + 671 = 1302 votesCurrent Rating: 631 + 671 = 1302 votes 671

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
486 Current Rating: 486 + 588 = 1074 votesCurrent Rating: 486 + 588 = 1074 votes 588

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
701 Current Rating: 701 + 725 = 1426 votesCurrent Rating: 701 + 725 = 1426 votes 725

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
609 Current Rating: 609 + 610 = 1219 votesCurrent Rating: 609 + 610 = 1219 votes 610

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 770 = 1789 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 770 = 1789 votes 770

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
514 Current Rating: 514 + 532 = 1046 votesCurrent Rating: 514 + 532 = 1046 votes 532

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1603 Current Rating: 1603 + 1402 = 3005 votesCurrent Rating: 1603 + 1402 = 3005 votes 1402

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
836 Current Rating: 836 + 984 = 1820 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 984 = 1820 votes 984

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1413 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1413 = 2811 votes 1413

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
678 Current Rating: 678 + 713 = 1391 votesCurrent Rating: 678 + 713 = 1391 votes 713

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2669 Current Rating: 2669 + 2267 = 4936 votesCurrent Rating: 2669 + 2267 = 4936 votes 2267

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1330 = 2639 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1330 = 2639 votes 1330

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
2002 Current Rating: 2002 + 1582 = 3584 votesCurrent Rating: 2002 + 1582 = 3584 votes 1582


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 906 = 1906 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 906 = 1906 votes 906

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
1820 Current Rating: 1820 + 1019 = 2839 votesCurrent Rating: 1820 + 1019 = 2839 votes 1019

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
3911 Current Rating: 3911 + 3849 = 7760 votesCurrent Rating: 3911 + 3849 = 7760 votes 3849

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
1940 Current Rating: 1940 + 1338 = 3278 votesCurrent Rating: 1940 + 1338 = 3278 votes 1338

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1411 = 2969 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1411 = 2969 votes 1411

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
1920 Current Rating: 1920 + 1289 = 3209 votesCurrent Rating: 1920 + 1289 = 3209 votes 1289

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1557 Current Rating: 1557 + 1262 = 2819 votesCurrent Rating: 1557 + 1262 = 2819 votes 1262

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
809 Current Rating: 809 + 695 = 1504 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 695 = 1504 votes 695

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1713 Current Rating: 1713 + 1260 = 2973 votesCurrent Rating: 1713 + 1260 = 2973 votes 1260

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
665 Current Rating: 665 + 670 = 1335 votesCurrent Rating: 665 + 670 = 1335 votes 670


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 1183 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 1183 = 2676 votes 1183

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1284 Current Rating: 1284 + 941 = 2225 votesCurrent Rating: 1284 + 941 = 2225 votes 941

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 812 = 1928 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 812 = 1928 votes 812

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
706 Current Rating: 706 + 671 = 1377 votesCurrent Rating: 706 + 671 = 1377 votes 671

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
622 Current Rating: 622 + 666 = 1288 votesCurrent Rating: 622 + 666 = 1288 votes 666

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
2800 Current Rating: 2800 + 3274 = 6074 votesCurrent Rating: 2800 + 3274 = 6074 votes 3274

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1085 = 2685 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1085 = 2685 votes 1085

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
6208 Current Rating: 6208 + 6483 = 12691 votesCurrent Rating: 6208 + 6483 = 12691 votes 6483

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 1449 = 2903 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 1449 = 2903 votes 1449

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
1905 Current Rating: 1905 + 1372 = 3277 votesCurrent Rating: 1905 + 1372 = 3277 votes 1372

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2435 Current Rating: 2435 + 3117 = 5552 votesCurrent Rating: 2435 + 3117 = 5552 votes 3117

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1662 = 3141 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1662 = 3141 votes 1662

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
3318 Current Rating: 3318 + 2571 = 5889 votesCurrent Rating: 3318 + 2571 = 5889 votes 2571

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 924 = 2107 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 924 = 2107 votes 924

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
1993 Current Rating: 1993 + 1691 = 3684 votesCurrent Rating: 1993 + 1691 = 3684 votes 1691

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
739 Current Rating: 739 + 685 = 1424 votesCurrent Rating: 739 + 685 = 1424 votes 685

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1104 = 2427 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1104 = 2427 votes 1104

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
918 Current Rating: 918 + 1196 = 2114 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 1196 = 2114 votes 1196

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1731 = 3249 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1731 = 3249 votes 1731

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
1812 Current Rating: 1812 + 1430 = 3242 votesCurrent Rating: 1812 + 1430 = 3242 votes 1430

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1112 = 2573 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1112 = 2573 votes 1112

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1143 = 2331 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1143 = 2331 votes 1143

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
947 Current Rating: 947 + 876 = 1823 votesCurrent Rating: 947 + 876 = 1823 votes 876

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2631 Current Rating: 2631 + 4633 = 7264 votesCurrent Rating: 2631 + 4633 = 7264 votes 4633


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 891 = 1913 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 891 = 1913 votes 891

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 1832 = 3212 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 1832 = 3212 votes 1832

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1402 = 3107 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1402 = 3107 votes 1402

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
736 Current Rating: 736 + 758 = 1494 votesCurrent Rating: 736 + 758 = 1494 votes 758

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
733 Current Rating: 733 + 634 = 1367 votesCurrent Rating: 733 + 634 = 1367 votes 634

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 970 = 2350 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 970 = 2350 votes 970

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
841 Current Rating: 841 + 733 = 1574 votesCurrent Rating: 841 + 733 = 1574 votes 733

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1645 Current Rating: 1645 + 1271 = 2916 votesCurrent Rating: 1645 + 1271 = 2916 votes 1271

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1285 = 2482 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1285 = 2482 votes 1285

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
847 Current Rating: 847 + 706 = 1553 votesCurrent Rating: 847 + 706 = 1553 votes 706

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
1983 Current Rating: 1983 + 1153 = 3136 votesCurrent Rating: 1983 + 1153 = 3136 votes 1153

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 871 = 1956 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 871 = 1956 votes 871

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1492 = 2797 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1492 = 2797 votes 1492

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 848 = 1963 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 848 = 1963 votes 848

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
766 Current Rating: 766 + 748 = 1514 votesCurrent Rating: 766 + 748 = 1514 votes 748

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
929 Current Rating: 929 + 816 = 1745 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 816 = 1745 votes 816

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
730 Current Rating: 730 + 782 = 1512 votesCurrent Rating: 730 + 782 = 1512 votes 782

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1608 Current Rating: 1608 + 1542 = 3150 votesCurrent Rating: 1608 + 1542 = 3150 votes 1542

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1224 = 2628 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1224 = 2628 votes 1224


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
820 Current Rating: 820 + 751 = 1571 votesCurrent Rating: 820 + 751 = 1571 votes 751

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 872 = 1884 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 872 = 1884 votes 872

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 839 = 1859 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 839 = 1859 votes 839

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1470 = 2866 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1470 = 2866 votes 1470

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 976 = 2145 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 976 = 2145 votes 976

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1728 Current Rating: 1728 + 1196 = 2924 votesCurrent Rating: 1728 + 1196 = 2924 votes 1196

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2469 Current Rating: 2469 + 3499 = 5968 votesCurrent Rating: 2469 + 3499 = 5968 votes 3499

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2029 Current Rating: 2029 + 1592 = 3621 votesCurrent Rating: 2029 + 1592 = 3621 votes 1592

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
797 Current Rating: 797 + 865 = 1662 votesCurrent Rating: 797 + 865 = 1662 votes 865

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 2532 = 4289 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 2532 = 4289 votes 2532

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
4426 Current Rating: 4426 + 5987 = 10413 votesCurrent Rating: 4426 + 5987 = 10413 votes 5987

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1532 = 2882 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1532 = 2882 votes 1532

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1219 = 2450 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1219 = 2450 votes 1219

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
918 Current Rating: 918 + 798 = 1716 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 798 = 1716 votes 798

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1421 = 2920 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1421 = 2920 votes 1421


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 1148 = 2337 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 1148 = 2337 votes 1148

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1882 Current Rating: 1882 + 1920 = 3802 votesCurrent Rating: 1882 + 1920 = 3802 votes 1920

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1522 Current Rating: 1522 + 1436 = 2958 votesCurrent Rating: 1522 + 1436 = 2958 votes 1436

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
1782 Current Rating: 1782 + 1727 = 3509 votesCurrent Rating: 1782 + 1727 = 3509 votes 1727

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1369 = 2798 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1369 = 2798 votes 1369

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
3295 Current Rating: 3295 + 2714 = 6009 votesCurrent Rating: 3295 + 2714 = 6009 votes 2714

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
977 Current Rating: 977 + 920 = 1897 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 920 = 1897 votes 920

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
828 Current Rating: 828 + 803 = 1631 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 803 = 1631 votes 803

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
8144 Current Rating: 8144 + 10208 = 18352 votesCurrent Rating: 8144 + 10208 = 18352 votes 10208

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1516 = 2984 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1516 = 2984 votes 1516

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
782 Current Rating: 782 + 833 = 1615 votesCurrent Rating: 782 + 833 = 1615 votes 833

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1467 Current Rating: 1467 + 1093 = 2560 votesCurrent Rating: 1467 + 1093 = 2560 votes 1093

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1053 = 2260 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1053 = 2260 votes 1053

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1629 = 3334 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1629 = 3334 votes 1629

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 1851 = 3708 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 1851 = 3708 votes 1851

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
1630 Current Rating: 1630 + 1163 = 2793 votesCurrent Rating: 1630 + 1163 = 2793 votes 1163

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1131 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1131 = 2689 votes 1131

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
1729 Current Rating: 1729 + 890 = 2619 votesCurrent Rating: 1729 + 890 = 2619 votes 890

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
2631 Current Rating: 2631 + 3077 = 5708 votesCurrent Rating: 2631 + 3077 = 5708 votes 3077

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 3354 = 6518 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 3354 = 6518 votes 3354

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
1998 Current Rating: 1998 + 994 = 2992 votesCurrent Rating: 1998 + 994 = 2992 votes 994

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 954 = 2308 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 954 = 2308 votes 954

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1301 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1301 = 2778 votes 1301


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 882 = 1999 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 882 = 1999 votes 882

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
810 Current Rating: 810 + 759 = 1569 votesCurrent Rating: 810 + 759 = 1569 votes 759

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
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[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
6353 Current Rating: 6353 + 8446 = 14799 votesCurrent Rating: 6353 + 8446 = 14799 votes 8446

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
2034 Current Rating: 2034 + 2238 = 4272 votesCurrent Rating: 2034 + 2238 = 4272 votes 2238

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
1722 Current Rating: 1722 + 1564 = 3286 votesCurrent Rating: 1722 + 1564 = 3286 votes 1564

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
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[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
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[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1315 = 2669 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1315 = 2669 votes 1315

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
1496 Current Rating: 1496 + 1528 = 3024 votesCurrent Rating: 1496 + 1528 = 3024 votes 1528

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 940 = 2142 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 940 = 2142 votes 940

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
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[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
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[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
755 Current Rating: 755 + 663 = 1418 votesCurrent Rating: 755 + 663 = 1418 votes 663

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 994 = 2125 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 994 = 2125 votes 994

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
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[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
1694 Current Rating: 1694 + 1498 = 3192 votesCurrent Rating: 1694 + 1498 = 3192 votes 1498

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
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[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
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[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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