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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
3115 Current Rating: 3115 + 2104 = 5219 votesCurrent Rating: 3115 + 2104 = 5219 votes 2104

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
661 Current Rating: 661 + 684 = 1345 votesCurrent Rating: 661 + 684 = 1345 votes 684

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 1354 = 2442 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 1354 = 2442 votes 1354

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
693 Current Rating: 693 + 692 = 1385 votesCurrent Rating: 693 + 692 = 1385 votes 692

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
848 Current Rating: 848 + 697 = 1545 votesCurrent Rating: 848 + 697 = 1545 votes 697

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1299 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1299 = 2603 votes 1299

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
912 Current Rating: 912 + 765 = 1677 votesCurrent Rating: 912 + 765 = 1677 votes 765

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
928 Current Rating: 928 + 887 = 1815 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 887 = 1815 votes 887

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1124 = 2652 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1124 = 2652 votes 1124

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
782 Current Rating: 782 + 775 = 1557 votesCurrent Rating: 782 + 775 = 1557 votes 775

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
792 Current Rating: 792 + 963 = 1755 votesCurrent Rating: 792 + 963 = 1755 votes 963

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 1368 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 1368 = 2554 votes 1368


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
749 Current Rating: 749 + 805 = 1554 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 805 = 1554 votes 805

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
627 Current Rating: 627 + 695 = 1322 votesCurrent Rating: 627 + 695 = 1322 votes 695

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
732 Current Rating: 732 + 654 = 1386 votesCurrent Rating: 732 + 654 = 1386 votes 654

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
920 Current Rating: 920 + 921 = 1841 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 921 = 1841 votes 921

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
705 Current Rating: 705 + 661 = 1366 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 661 = 1366 votes 661

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
798 Current Rating: 798 + 593 = 1391 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 593 = 1391 votes 593

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2401 Current Rating: 2401 + 2246 = 4647 votesCurrent Rating: 2401 + 2246 = 4647 votes 2246

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
641 Current Rating: 641 + 636 = 1277 votesCurrent Rating: 641 + 636 = 1277 votes 636

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
730 Current Rating: 730 + 842 = 1572 votesCurrent Rating: 730 + 842 = 1572 votes 842

[1220] 13: I need a double now
712 Current Rating: 712 + 734 = 1446 votesCurrent Rating: 712 + 734 = 1446 votes 734

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
624 Current Rating: 624 + 713 = 1337 votesCurrent Rating: 624 + 713 = 1337 votes 713

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1772 = 2959 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1772 = 2959 votes 1772

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
973 Current Rating: 973 + 929 = 1902 votesCurrent Rating: 973 + 929 = 1902 votes 929

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1030 = 2235 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1030 = 2235 votes 1030

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
807 Current Rating: 807 + 1106 = 1913 votesCurrent Rating: 807 + 1106 = 1913 votes 1106

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
751 Current Rating: 751 + 825 = 1576 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 825 = 1576 votes 825

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2623 Current Rating: 2623 + 4435 = 7058 votesCurrent Rating: 2623 + 4435 = 7058 votes 4435

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1254 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1254 = 2483 votes 1254


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1713 Current Rating: 1713 + 1770 = 3483 votesCurrent Rating: 1713 + 1770 = 3483 votes 1770

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2985 Current Rating: 2985 + 4010 = 6995 votesCurrent Rating: 2985 + 4010 = 6995 votes 4010

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1984 Current Rating: 1984 + 2321 = 4305 votesCurrent Rating: 1984 + 2321 = 4305 votes 2321

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9110 Current Rating: 9110 + 12136 = 21246 votesCurrent Rating: 9110 + 12136 = 21246 votes 12136

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3227 Current Rating: 3227 + 2639 = 5866 votesCurrent Rating: 3227 + 2639 = 5866 votes 2639

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 1205 = 2374 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 1205 = 2374 votes 1205

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10372 Current Rating: 10372 + 11450 = 21822 votesCurrent Rating: 10372 + 11450 = 21822 votes 11450

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
4045 Current Rating: 4045 + 4767 = 8812 votesCurrent Rating: 4045 + 4767 = 8812 votes 4767

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1950 Current Rating: 1950 + 1785 = 3735 votesCurrent Rating: 1950 + 1785 = 3735 votes 1785

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2330 Current Rating: 2330 + 2039 = 4369 votesCurrent Rating: 2330 + 2039 = 4369 votes 2039

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1996 Current Rating: 1996 + 1852 = 3848 votesCurrent Rating: 1996 + 1852 = 3848 votes 1852

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
962 Current Rating: 962 + 1025 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 1025 = 1987 votes 1025

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
825 Current Rating: 825 + 947 = 1772 votesCurrent Rating: 825 + 947 = 1772 votes 947

[1198] 10: Good morning class
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 1126 = 2126 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 1126 = 2126 votes 1126

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2666 Current Rating: 2666 + 2636 = 5302 votesCurrent Rating: 2666 + 2636 = 5302 votes 2636

[1196] 8: I
3416 Current Rating: 3416 + 4049 = 7465 votesCurrent Rating: 3416 + 4049 = 7465 votes 4049

[1195] 7: I do believe I
5115 Current Rating: 5115 + 6121 = 11236 votesCurrent Rating: 5115 + 6121 = 11236 votes 6121

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 1505 = 3194 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 1505 = 3194 votes 1505

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4725 Current Rating: 4725 + 5728 = 10453 votesCurrent Rating: 4725 + 5728 = 10453 votes 5728

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2633 Current Rating: 2633 + 3231 = 5864 votesCurrent Rating: 2633 + 3231 = 5864 votes 3231

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
4198 Current Rating: 4198 + 4045 = 8243 votesCurrent Rating: 4198 + 4045 = 8243 votes 4045


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1828 Current Rating: 1828 + 1583 = 3411 votesCurrent Rating: 1828 + 1583 = 3411 votes 1583

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13552 Current Rating: 13552 + 14305 = 27857 votesCurrent Rating: 13552 + 14305 = 27857 votes 14305

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7513 Current Rating: 7513 + 7104 = 14617 votesCurrent Rating: 7513 + 7104 = 14617 votes 7104

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2320 Current Rating: 2320 + 2044 = 4364 votesCurrent Rating: 2320 + 2044 = 4364 votes 2044

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1346 = 2735 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1346 = 2735 votes 1346

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
2154 Current Rating: 2154 + 1135 = 3289 votesCurrent Rating: 2154 + 1135 = 3289 votes 1135

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1156 = 2287 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1156 = 2287 votes 1156

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
622 Current Rating: 622 + 700 = 1322 votesCurrent Rating: 622 + 700 = 1322 votes 700

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
785 Current Rating: 785 + 749 = 1534 votesCurrent Rating: 785 + 749 = 1534 votes 749

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2842 Current Rating: 2842 + 2272 = 5114 votesCurrent Rating: 2842 + 2272 = 5114 votes 2272

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 1180 = 2225 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 1180 = 2225 votes 1180

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1814 Current Rating: 1814 + 1550 = 3364 votesCurrent Rating: 1814 + 1550 = 3364 votes 1550

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 1259 = 2354 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 1259 = 2354 votes 1259

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
1145 Current Rating: 1145 + 935 = 2080 votesCurrent Rating: 1145 + 935 = 2080 votes 935

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
1126 Current Rating: 1126 + 1094 = 2220 votesCurrent Rating: 1126 + 1094 = 2220 votes 1094

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1989 = 3475 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1989 = 3475 votes 1989

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
996 Current Rating: 996 + 927 = 1923 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 927 = 1923 votes 927

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1440 = 2988 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1440 = 2988 votes 1440

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
850 Current Rating: 850 + 824 = 1674 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 824 = 1674 votes 824

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
699 Current Rating: 699 + 664 = 1363 votesCurrent Rating: 699 + 664 = 1363 votes 664


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
850 Current Rating: 850 + 859 = 1709 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 859 = 1709 votes 859

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
804 Current Rating: 804 + 802 = 1606 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 802 = 1606 votes 802

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1107 = 2376 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1107 = 2376 votes 1107

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
879 Current Rating: 879 + 893 = 1772 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 893 = 1772 votes 893

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
676 Current Rating: 676 + 768 = 1444 votesCurrent Rating: 676 + 768 = 1444 votes 768

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
950 Current Rating: 950 + 883 = 1833 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 883 = 1833 votes 883

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
916 Current Rating: 916 + 859 = 1775 votesCurrent Rating: 916 + 859 = 1775 votes 859

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 930 = 2084 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 930 = 2084 votes 930

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
650 Current Rating: 650 + 659 = 1309 votesCurrent Rating: 650 + 659 = 1309 votes 659

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1885 Current Rating: 1885 + 1688 = 3573 votesCurrent Rating: 1885 + 1688 = 3573 votes 1688

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
1054 Current Rating: 1054 + 1190 = 2244 votesCurrent Rating: 1054 + 1190 = 2244 votes 1190

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1659 = 3274 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1659 = 3274 votes 1659

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
856 Current Rating: 856 + 857 = 1713 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 857 = 1713 votes 857

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2992 Current Rating: 2992 + 2563 = 5555 votesCurrent Rating: 2992 + 2563 = 5555 votes 2563

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1553 Current Rating: 1553 + 1544 = 3097 votesCurrent Rating: 1553 + 1544 = 3097 votes 1544

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
2554 Current Rating: 2554 + 1860 = 4414 votesCurrent Rating: 2554 + 1860 = 4414 votes 1860


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1299 = 2672 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1299 = 2672 votes 1299

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2269 Current Rating: 2269 + 1211 = 3480 votesCurrent Rating: 2269 + 1211 = 3480 votes 1211

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
6162 Current Rating: 6162 + 6495 = 12657 votesCurrent Rating: 6162 + 6495 = 12657 votes 6495

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
2970 Current Rating: 2970 + 3581 = 6551 votesCurrent Rating: 2970 + 3581 = 6551 votes 3581

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1572 = 3277 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1572 = 3277 votes 1572

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
2129 Current Rating: 2129 + 1486 = 3615 votesCurrent Rating: 2129 + 1486 = 3615 votes 1486

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1697 Current Rating: 1697 + 1426 = 3123 votesCurrent Rating: 1697 + 1426 = 3123 votes 1426

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 872 = 1945 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 872 = 1945 votes 872

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
2002 Current Rating: 2002 + 1542 = 3544 votesCurrent Rating: 2002 + 1542 = 3544 votes 1542

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
927 Current Rating: 927 + 820 = 1747 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 820 = 1747 votes 820


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
1897 Current Rating: 1897 + 1488 = 3385 votesCurrent Rating: 1897 + 1488 = 3385 votes 1488

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1556 Current Rating: 1556 + 1208 = 2764 votesCurrent Rating: 1556 + 1208 = 2764 votes 1208

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 979 = 2355 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 979 = 2355 votes 979

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
977 Current Rating: 977 + 917 = 1894 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 917 = 1894 votes 917

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
838 Current Rating: 838 + 866 = 1704 votesCurrent Rating: 838 + 866 = 1704 votes 866

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
3140 Current Rating: 3140 + 3540 = 6680 votesCurrent Rating: 3140 + 3540 = 6680 votes 3540

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1772 Current Rating: 1772 + 1262 = 3034 votesCurrent Rating: 1772 + 1262 = 3034 votes 1262

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
7683 Current Rating: 7683 + 6744 = 14427 votesCurrent Rating: 7683 + 6744 = 14427 votes 6744

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1915 = 3652 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1915 = 3652 votes 1915

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2278 Current Rating: 2278 + 1689 = 3967 votesCurrent Rating: 2278 + 1689 = 3967 votes 1689

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2813 Current Rating: 2813 + 3419 = 6232 votesCurrent Rating: 2813 + 3419 = 6232 votes 3419

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1953 Current Rating: 1953 + 2097 = 4050 votesCurrent Rating: 1953 + 2097 = 4050 votes 2097

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
5296 Current Rating: 5296 + 7273 = 12569 votesCurrent Rating: 5296 + 7273 = 12569 votes 7273

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1309 = 3004 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1309 = 3004 votes 1309

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
2414 Current Rating: 2414 + 2137 = 4551 votesCurrent Rating: 2414 + 2137 = 4551 votes 2137

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
983 Current Rating: 983 + 926 = 1909 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 926 = 1909 votes 926

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1753 Current Rating: 1753 + 1388 = 3141 votesCurrent Rating: 1753 + 1388 = 3141 votes 1388

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1556 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1556 = 2879 votes 1556

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1924 = 3589 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1924 = 3589 votes 1924

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
2128 Current Rating: 2128 + 1720 = 3848 votesCurrent Rating: 2128 + 1720 = 3848 votes 1720

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
1924 Current Rating: 1924 + 1494 = 3418 votesCurrent Rating: 1924 + 1494 = 3418 votes 1494

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1378 = 2870 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1378 = 2870 votes 1378

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 1075 = 2255 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 1075 = 2255 votes 1075

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2929 Current Rating: 2929 + 4945 = 7874 votesCurrent Rating: 2929 + 4945 = 7874 votes 4945


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1220 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1220 = 2603 votes 1220

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 2072 = 3700 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 2072 = 3700 votes 2072

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2119 Current Rating: 2119 + 1772 = 3891 votesCurrent Rating: 2119 + 1772 = 3891 votes 1772

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 1020 = 2022 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 1020 = 2022 votes 1020

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
938 Current Rating: 938 + 812 = 1750 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 812 = 1750 votes 812

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
1910 Current Rating: 1910 + 1283 = 3193 votesCurrent Rating: 1910 + 1283 = 3193 votes 1283

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
1355 Current Rating: 1355 + 989 = 2344 votesCurrent Rating: 1355 + 989 = 2344 votes 989

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1821 Current Rating: 1821 + 1423 = 3244 votesCurrent Rating: 1821 + 1423 = 3244 votes 1423

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1444 = 2827 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1444 = 2827 votes 1444

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 856 = 1889 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 856 = 1889 votes 856

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
2674 Current Rating: 2674 + 3484 = 6158 votesCurrent Rating: 2674 + 3484 = 6158 votes 3484

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 1171 = 2618 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 1171 = 2618 votes 1171

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1738 = 3197 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1738 = 3197 votes 1738

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1026 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1026 = 2413 votes 1026

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 960 = 2098 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 960 = 2098 votes 960

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1044 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1044 = 2253 votes 1044

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
897 Current Rating: 897 + 945 = 1842 votesCurrent Rating: 897 + 945 = 1842 votes 945

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1708 Current Rating: 1708 + 1665 = 3373 votesCurrent Rating: 1708 + 1665 = 3373 votes 1665

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1404 = 2979 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1404 = 2979 votes 1404


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 888 = 1897 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 888 = 1897 votes 888

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 1122 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 1122 = 2498 votes 1122

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1136 = 2505 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1136 = 2505 votes 1136

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1625 = 3158 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1625 = 3158 votes 1625

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1497 Current Rating: 1497 + 1330 = 2827 votesCurrent Rating: 1497 + 1330 = 2827 votes 1330

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1873 Current Rating: 1873 + 1342 = 3215 votesCurrent Rating: 1873 + 1342 = 3215 votes 1342

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2713 Current Rating: 2713 + 3754 = 6467 votesCurrent Rating: 2713 + 3754 = 6467 votes 3754

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2159 Current Rating: 2159 + 1702 = 3861 votesCurrent Rating: 2159 + 1702 = 3861 votes 1702

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 1041 = 2056 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 1041 = 2056 votes 1041

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
2041 Current Rating: 2041 + 2772 = 4813 votesCurrent Rating: 2041 + 2772 = 4813 votes 2772

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
6383 Current Rating: 6383 + 7184 = 13567 votesCurrent Rating: 6383 + 7184 = 13567 votes 7184

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1885 = 3490 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1885 = 3490 votes 1885

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1439 = 2894 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1439 = 2894 votes 1439

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 1067 = 2262 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 1067 = 2262 votes 1067

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1825 Current Rating: 1825 + 1672 = 3497 votesCurrent Rating: 1825 + 1672 = 3497 votes 1672


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1379 = 2881 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1379 = 2881 votes 1379

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 2052 = 4100 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 2052 = 4100 votes 2052

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1677 Current Rating: 1677 + 1630 = 3307 votesCurrent Rating: 1677 + 1630 = 3307 votes 1630

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2293 Current Rating: 2293 + 1987 = 4280 votesCurrent Rating: 2293 + 1987 = 4280 votes 1987

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1874 Current Rating: 1874 + 1888 = 3762 votesCurrent Rating: 1874 + 1888 = 3762 votes 1888

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
5284 Current Rating: 5284 + 6331 = 11615 votesCurrent Rating: 5284 + 6331 = 11615 votes 6331

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1222 = 2545 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1222 = 2545 votes 1222

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 1079 = 2259 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 1079 = 2259 votes 1079

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
10617 Current Rating: 10617 + 12708 = 23325 votesCurrent Rating: 10617 + 12708 = 23325 votes 12708

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1861 Current Rating: 1861 + 1820 = 3681 votesCurrent Rating: 1861 + 1820 = 3681 votes 1820

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
881 Current Rating: 881 + 929 = 1810 votesCurrent Rating: 881 + 929 = 1810 votes 929

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1753 Current Rating: 1753 + 1508 = 3261 votesCurrent Rating: 1753 + 1508 = 3261 votes 1508

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1231 = 2619 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1231 = 2619 votes 1231

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
2142 Current Rating: 2142 + 1952 = 4094 votesCurrent Rating: 2142 + 1952 = 4094 votes 1952

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
2016 Current Rating: 2016 + 2002 = 4018 votesCurrent Rating: 2016 + 2002 = 4018 votes 2002

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
2200 Current Rating: 2200 + 1446 = 3646 votesCurrent Rating: 2200 + 1446 = 3646 votes 1446

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
2120 Current Rating: 2120 + 1335 = 3455 votesCurrent Rating: 2120 + 1335 = 3455 votes 1335

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
2504 Current Rating: 2504 + 4149 = 6653 votesCurrent Rating: 2504 + 4149 = 6653 votes 4149

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
6713 Current Rating: 6713 + 7472 = 14185 votesCurrent Rating: 6713 + 7472 = 14185 votes 7472

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
4840 Current Rating: 4840 + 4224 = 9064 votesCurrent Rating: 4840 + 4224 = 9064 votes 4224

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
2912 Current Rating: 2912 + 4337 = 7249 votesCurrent Rating: 2912 + 4337 = 7249 votes 4337

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
1905 Current Rating: 1905 + 1274 = 3179 votesCurrent Rating: 1905 + 1274 = 3179 votes 1274

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1814 Current Rating: 1814 + 1661 = 3475 votesCurrent Rating: 1814 + 1661 = 3475 votes 1661


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1179 = 2723 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1179 = 2723 votes 1179

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 963 = 2316 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 963 = 2316 votes 963

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
2523 Current Rating: 2523 + 1635 = 4158 votesCurrent Rating: 2523 + 1635 = 4158 votes 1635

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
9198 Current Rating: 9198 + 10619 = 19817 votesCurrent Rating: 9198 + 10619 = 19817 votes 10619

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
2862 Current Rating: 2862 + 2498 = 5360 votesCurrent Rating: 2862 + 2498 = 5360 votes 2498

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
2177 Current Rating: 2177 + 1887 = 4064 votesCurrent Rating: 2177 + 1887 = 4064 votes 1887

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
1806 Current Rating: 1806 + 1616 = 3422 votesCurrent Rating: 1806 + 1616 = 3422 votes 1616

[1056] 13: I won t be long
2034 Current Rating: 2034 + 1561 = 3595 votesCurrent Rating: 2034 + 1561 = 3595 votes 1561

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
3279 Current Rating: 3279 + 4758 = 8037 votesCurrent Rating: 3279 + 4758 = 8037 votes 4758

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1589 = 3359 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1589 = 3359 votes 1589

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
1990 Current Rating: 1990 + 1856 = 3846 votesCurrent Rating: 1990 + 1856 = 3846 votes 1856

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1566 Current Rating: 1566 + 1139 = 2705 votesCurrent Rating: 1566 + 1139 = 2705 votes 1139

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1300 = 2774 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1300 = 2774 votes 1300

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
2112 Current Rating: 2112 + 1156 = 3268 votesCurrent Rating: 2112 + 1156 = 3268 votes 1156

[1049] 6: Then she said
31660 Current Rating: 31660 + 34234 = 65894 votesCurrent Rating: 31660 + 34234 = 65894 votes 34234

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
2116 Current Rating: 2116 + 1599 = 3715 votesCurrent Rating: 2116 + 1599 = 3715 votes 1599

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 921 = 1923 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 921 = 1923 votes 921

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
958 Current Rating: 958 + 823 = 1781 votesCurrent Rating: 958 + 823 = 1781 votes 823

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1339 = 2878 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1339 = 2878 votes 1339

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
2228 Current Rating: 2228 + 1863 = 4091 votesCurrent Rating: 2228 + 1863 = 4091 votes 1863


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1317 = 2850 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1317 = 2850 votes 1317

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
2003 Current Rating: 2003 + 1427 = 3430 votesCurrent Rating: 2003 + 1427 = 3430 votes 1427

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
1951 Current Rating: 1951 + 1830 = 3781 votesCurrent Rating: 1951 + 1830 = 3781 votes 1830

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
5076 Current Rating: 5076 + 4707 = 9783 votesCurrent Rating: 5076 + 4707 = 9783 votes 4707

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
2078 Current Rating: 2078 + 1772 = 3850 votesCurrent Rating: 2078 + 1772 = 3850 votes 1772

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
2207 Current Rating: 2207 + 1640 = 3847 votesCurrent Rating: 2207 + 1640 = 3847 votes 1640

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
5659 Current Rating: 5659 + 3831 = 9490 votesCurrent Rating: 5659 + 3831 = 9490 votes 3831

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
10643 Current Rating: 10643 + 15881 = 26524 votesCurrent Rating: 10643 + 15881 = 26524 votes 15881

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
3438 Current Rating: 3438 + 2852 = 6290 votesCurrent Rating: 3438 + 2852 = 6290 votes 2852

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
1744 Current Rating: 1744 + 1349 = 3093 votesCurrent Rating: 1744 + 1349 = 3093 votes 1349

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
2727 Current Rating: 2727 + 1870 = 4597 votesCurrent Rating: 2727 + 1870 = 4597 votes 1870

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
3688 Current Rating: 3688 + 4907 = 8595 votesCurrent Rating: 3688 + 4907 = 8595 votes 4907

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
8447 Current Rating: 8447 + 9553 = 18000 votesCurrent Rating: 8447 + 9553 = 18000 votes 9553

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
1969 Current Rating: 1969 + 1544 = 3513 votesCurrent Rating: 1969 + 1544 = 3513 votes 1544

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
2127 Current Rating: 2127 + 1690 = 3817 votesCurrent Rating: 2127 + 1690 = 3817 votes 1690

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
2189 Current Rating: 2189 + 1877 = 4066 votesCurrent Rating: 2189 + 1877 = 4066 votes 1877

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
2135 Current Rating: 2135 + 1808 = 3943 votesCurrent Rating: 2135 + 1808 = 3943 votes 1808

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
1801 Current Rating: 1801 + 1435 = 3236 votesCurrent Rating: 1801 + 1435 = 3236 votes 1435






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