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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
2620 Current Rating: 2620 + 1823 = 4443 votesCurrent Rating: 2620 + 1823 = 4443 votes 1823

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
542 Current Rating: 542 + 572 = 1114 votesCurrent Rating: 542 + 572 = 1114 votes 572

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
810 Current Rating: 810 + 1113 = 1923 votesCurrent Rating: 810 + 1113 = 1923 votes 1113

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
523 Current Rating: 523 + 574 = 1097 votesCurrent Rating: 523 + 574 = 1097 votes 574

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
665 Current Rating: 665 + 568 = 1233 votesCurrent Rating: 665 + 568 = 1233 votes 568

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
964 Current Rating: 964 + 973 = 1937 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 973 = 1937 votes 973

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
687 Current Rating: 687 + 625 = 1312 votesCurrent Rating: 687 + 625 = 1312 votes 625

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
742 Current Rating: 742 + 710 = 1452 votesCurrent Rating: 742 + 710 = 1452 votes 710

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1363 Current Rating: 1363 + 968 = 2331 votesCurrent Rating: 1363 + 968 = 2331 votes 968

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
646 Current Rating: 646 + 646 = 1292 votesCurrent Rating: 646 + 646 = 1292 votes 646

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
669 Current Rating: 669 + 857 = 1526 votesCurrent Rating: 669 + 857 = 1526 votes 857

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 1215 = 2250 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 1215 = 2250 votes 1215


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
601 Current Rating: 601 + 672 = 1273 votesCurrent Rating: 601 + 672 = 1273 votes 672

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
486 Current Rating: 486 + 599 = 1085 votesCurrent Rating: 486 + 599 = 1085 votes 599

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
654 Current Rating: 654 + 572 = 1226 votesCurrent Rating: 654 + 572 = 1226 votes 572

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
724 Current Rating: 724 + 725 = 1449 votesCurrent Rating: 724 + 725 = 1449 votes 725

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
621 Current Rating: 621 + 574 = 1195 votesCurrent Rating: 621 + 574 = 1195 votes 574

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
518 Current Rating: 518 + 515 = 1033 votesCurrent Rating: 518 + 515 = 1033 votes 515

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2170 Current Rating: 2170 + 2031 = 4201 votesCurrent Rating: 2170 + 2031 = 4201 votes 2031

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
511 Current Rating: 511 + 517 = 1028 votesCurrent Rating: 511 + 517 = 1028 votes 517

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
591 Current Rating: 591 + 700 = 1291 votesCurrent Rating: 591 + 700 = 1291 votes 700

[1220] 13: I need a double now
544 Current Rating: 544 + 641 = 1185 votesCurrent Rating: 544 + 641 = 1185 votes 641

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
527 Current Rating: 527 + 613 = 1140 votesCurrent Rating: 527 + 613 = 1140 votes 613

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 1626 = 2641 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 1626 = 2641 votes 1626

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
745 Current Rating: 745 + 759 = 1504 votesCurrent Rating: 745 + 759 = 1504 votes 759

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
837 Current Rating: 837 + 822 = 1659 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 822 = 1659 votes 822

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
647 Current Rating: 647 + 970 = 1617 votesCurrent Rating: 647 + 970 = 1617 votes 970

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
585 Current Rating: 585 + 717 = 1302 votesCurrent Rating: 585 + 717 = 1302 votes 717

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2324 Current Rating: 2324 + 3391 = 5715 votesCurrent Rating: 2324 + 3391 = 5715 votes 3391

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
860 Current Rating: 860 + 1002 = 1862 votesCurrent Rating: 860 + 1002 = 1862 votes 1002


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1611 Current Rating: 1611 + 1679 = 3290 votesCurrent Rating: 1611 + 1679 = 3290 votes 1679

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2894 Current Rating: 2894 + 3914 = 6808 votesCurrent Rating: 2894 + 3914 = 6808 votes 3914

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1821 Current Rating: 1821 + 2153 = 3974 votesCurrent Rating: 1821 + 2153 = 3974 votes 2153

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9009 Current Rating: 9009 + 12023 = 21032 votesCurrent Rating: 9009 + 12023 = 21032 votes 12023

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3081 Current Rating: 3081 + 2494 = 5575 votesCurrent Rating: 3081 + 2494 = 5575 votes 2494

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 1048 = 2051 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 1048 = 2051 votes 1048

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10214 Current Rating: 10214 + 11282 = 21496 votesCurrent Rating: 10214 + 11282 = 21496 votes 11282

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3929 Current Rating: 3929 + 4664 = 8593 votesCurrent Rating: 3929 + 4664 = 8593 votes 4664

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1774 Current Rating: 1774 + 1645 = 3419 votesCurrent Rating: 1774 + 1645 = 3419 votes 1645

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2108 Current Rating: 2108 + 1839 = 3947 votesCurrent Rating: 2108 + 1839 = 3947 votes 1839

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1850 Current Rating: 1850 + 1708 = 3558 votesCurrent Rating: 1850 + 1708 = 3558 votes 1708

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
878 Current Rating: 878 + 935 = 1813 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 935 = 1813 votes 935

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
715 Current Rating: 715 + 834 = 1549 votesCurrent Rating: 715 + 834 = 1549 votes 834

[1198] 10: Good morning class
768 Current Rating: 768 + 926 = 1694 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 926 = 1694 votes 926

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2491 Current Rating: 2491 + 2448 = 4939 votesCurrent Rating: 2491 + 2448 = 4939 votes 2448

[1196] 8: I
3370 Current Rating: 3370 + 4002 = 7372 votesCurrent Rating: 3370 + 4002 = 7372 votes 4002

[1195] 7: I do believe I
4887 Current Rating: 4887 + 5983 = 10870 votesCurrent Rating: 4887 + 5983 = 10870 votes 5983

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1357 = 2940 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1357 = 2940 votes 1357

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4634 Current Rating: 4634 + 5637 = 10271 votesCurrent Rating: 4634 + 5637 = 10271 votes 5637

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2532 Current Rating: 2532 + 3133 = 5665 votesCurrent Rating: 2532 + 3133 = 5665 votes 3133

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
3966 Current Rating: 3966 + 3865 = 7831 votesCurrent Rating: 3966 + 3865 = 7831 votes 3865


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1385 = 3045 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1385 = 3045 votes 1385

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13483 Current Rating: 13483 + 14230 = 27713 votesCurrent Rating: 13483 + 14230 = 27713 votes 14230

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7216 Current Rating: 7216 + 6932 = 14148 votesCurrent Rating: 7216 + 6932 = 14148 votes 6932

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2143 Current Rating: 2143 + 1834 = 3977 votesCurrent Rating: 2143 + 1834 = 3977 votes 1834

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1149 = 2342 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1149 = 2342 votes 1149

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
1938 Current Rating: 1938 + 976 = 2914 votesCurrent Rating: 1938 + 976 = 2914 votes 976

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
964 Current Rating: 964 + 986 = 1950 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 986 = 1950 votes 986

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
490 Current Rating: 490 + 570 = 1060 votesCurrent Rating: 490 + 570 = 1060 votes 570

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
632 Current Rating: 632 + 592 = 1224 votesCurrent Rating: 632 + 592 = 1224 votes 592

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2636 Current Rating: 2636 + 2112 = 4748 votesCurrent Rating: 2636 + 2112 = 4748 votes 2112

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
951 Current Rating: 951 + 1082 = 2033 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 1082 = 2033 votes 1082

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 1355 = 2953 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 1355 = 2953 votes 1355

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
904 Current Rating: 904 + 1079 = 1983 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 1079 = 1983 votes 1079

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
899 Current Rating: 899 + 811 = 1710 votesCurrent Rating: 899 + 811 = 1710 votes 811

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
799 Current Rating: 799 + 881 = 1680 votesCurrent Rating: 799 + 881 = 1680 votes 881

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1502 = 2810 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1502 = 2810 votes 1502

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
883 Current Rating: 883 + 827 = 1710 votesCurrent Rating: 883 + 827 = 1710 votes 827

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1246 = 2621 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1246 = 2621 votes 1246

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
657 Current Rating: 657 + 668 = 1325 votesCurrent Rating: 657 + 668 = 1325 votes 668

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
599 Current Rating: 599 + 577 = 1176 votesCurrent Rating: 599 + 577 = 1176 votes 577


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
661 Current Rating: 661 + 684 = 1345 votesCurrent Rating: 661 + 684 = 1345 votes 684

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
668 Current Rating: 668 + 670 = 1338 votesCurrent Rating: 668 + 670 = 1338 votes 670

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
863 Current Rating: 863 + 843 = 1706 votesCurrent Rating: 863 + 843 = 1706 votes 843

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
726 Current Rating: 726 + 756 = 1482 votesCurrent Rating: 726 + 756 = 1482 votes 756

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
561 Current Rating: 561 + 659 = 1220 votesCurrent Rating: 561 + 659 = 1220 votes 659

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
788 Current Rating: 788 + 792 = 1580 votesCurrent Rating: 788 + 792 = 1580 votes 792

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
728 Current Rating: 728 + 714 = 1442 votesCurrent Rating: 728 + 714 = 1442 votes 714

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 810 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 810 = 1881 votes 810

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
560 Current Rating: 560 + 581 = 1141 votesCurrent Rating: 560 + 581 = 1141 votes 581

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1718 Current Rating: 1718 + 1522 = 3240 votesCurrent Rating: 1718 + 1522 = 3240 votes 1522

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
924 Current Rating: 924 + 1073 = 1997 votesCurrent Rating: 924 + 1073 = 1997 votes 1073

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1476 Current Rating: 1476 + 1496 = 2972 votesCurrent Rating: 1476 + 1496 = 2972 votes 1496

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
749 Current Rating: 749 + 768 = 1517 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 768 = 1517 votes 768

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2785 Current Rating: 2785 + 2387 = 5172 votesCurrent Rating: 2785 + 2387 = 5172 votes 2387

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1412 Current Rating: 1412 + 1419 = 2831 votesCurrent Rating: 1412 + 1419 = 2831 votes 1419

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
2266 Current Rating: 2266 + 1712 = 3978 votesCurrent Rating: 2266 + 1712 = 3978 votes 1712


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1068 = 2225 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1068 = 2225 votes 1068

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2020 Current Rating: 2020 + 1100 = 3120 votesCurrent Rating: 2020 + 1100 = 3120 votes 1100

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
5061 Current Rating: 5061 + 4133 = 9194 votesCurrent Rating: 5061 + 4133 = 9194 votes 4133

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
2444 Current Rating: 2444 + 1448 = 3892 votesCurrent Rating: 2444 + 1448 = 3892 votes 1448

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1466 = 3079 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1466 = 3079 votes 1466

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
2009 Current Rating: 2009 + 1361 = 3370 votesCurrent Rating: 2009 + 1361 = 3370 votes 1361

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1319 = 2933 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1319 = 2933 votes 1319

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
879 Current Rating: 879 + 755 = 1634 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 755 = 1634 votes 755

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1830 Current Rating: 1830 + 1378 = 3208 votesCurrent Rating: 1830 + 1378 = 3208 votes 1378

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
736 Current Rating: 736 + 729 = 1465 votesCurrent Rating: 736 + 729 = 1465 votes 729


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 1296 = 2972 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 1296 = 2972 votes 1296

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 1045 = 2439 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 1045 = 2439 votes 1045

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 880 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 880 = 2112 votes 880

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
816 Current Rating: 816 + 767 = 1583 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 767 = 1583 votes 767

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
701 Current Rating: 701 + 739 = 1440 votesCurrent Rating: 701 + 739 = 1440 votes 739

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
2947 Current Rating: 2947 + 3387 = 6334 votesCurrent Rating: 2947 + 3387 = 6334 votes 3387

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1668 Current Rating: 1668 + 1161 = 2829 votesCurrent Rating: 1668 + 1161 = 2829 votes 1161

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
6692 Current Rating: 6692 + 6579 = 13271 votesCurrent Rating: 6692 + 6579 = 13271 votes 6579

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1653 = 3221 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1653 = 3221 votes 1653

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2064 Current Rating: 2064 + 1505 = 3569 votesCurrent Rating: 2064 + 1505 = 3569 votes 1505

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2584 Current Rating: 2584 + 3252 = 5836 votesCurrent Rating: 2584 + 3252 = 5836 votes 3252

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1840 = 3466 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1840 = 3466 votes 1840

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
4252 Current Rating: 4252 + 2887 = 7139 votesCurrent Rating: 4252 + 2887 = 7139 votes 2887

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1077 = 2442 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1077 = 2442 votes 1077

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
2174 Current Rating: 2174 + 1863 = 4037 votesCurrent Rating: 2174 + 1863 = 4037 votes 1863

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
834 Current Rating: 834 + 785 = 1619 votesCurrent Rating: 834 + 785 = 1619 votes 785

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1212 = 2665 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1212 = 2665 votes 1212

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 1345 = 2418 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 1345 = 2418 votes 1345

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1573 Current Rating: 1573 + 1796 = 3369 votesCurrent Rating: 1573 + 1796 = 3369 votes 1796

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
1940 Current Rating: 1940 + 1549 = 3489 votesCurrent Rating: 1940 + 1549 = 3489 votes 1549

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
1666 Current Rating: 1666 + 1276 = 2942 votesCurrent Rating: 1666 + 1276 = 2942 votes 1276

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1241 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1241 = 2547 votes 1241

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 949 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 949 = 1987 votes 949

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2751 Current Rating: 2751 + 4755 = 7506 votesCurrent Rating: 2751 + 4755 = 7506 votes 4755


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1028 = 2201 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1028 = 2201 votes 1028

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1933 = 3410 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1933 = 3410 votes 1933

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1869 Current Rating: 1869 + 1563 = 3432 votesCurrent Rating: 1869 + 1563 = 3432 votes 1563

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
840 Current Rating: 840 + 869 = 1709 votesCurrent Rating: 840 + 869 = 1709 votes 869

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
813 Current Rating: 813 + 702 = 1515 votesCurrent Rating: 813 + 702 = 1515 votes 702

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1099 = 2690 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1099 = 2690 votes 1099

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
950 Current Rating: 950 + 822 = 1772 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 822 = 1772 votes 822

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 1333 = 3053 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 1333 = 3053 votes 1333

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1349 = 2621 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1349 = 2621 votes 1349

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
927 Current Rating: 927 + 766 = 1693 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 766 = 1693 votes 766

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
2238 Current Rating: 2238 + 1288 = 3526 votesCurrent Rating: 2238 + 1288 = 3526 votes 1288

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 996 = 2233 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 996 = 2233 votes 996

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1600 = 2961 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1600 = 2961 votes 1600

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 925 = 2155 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 925 = 2155 votes 925

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
854 Current Rating: 854 + 816 = 1670 votesCurrent Rating: 854 + 816 = 1670 votes 816

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 912 = 1959 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 912 = 1959 votes 912

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
799 Current Rating: 799 + 844 = 1643 votesCurrent Rating: 799 + 844 = 1643 votes 844

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 1594 = 3248 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 1594 = 3248 votes 1594

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1297 = 2771 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1297 = 2771 votes 1297


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
895 Current Rating: 895 + 807 = 1702 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 807 = 1702 votes 807

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 970 = 2134 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 970 = 2134 votes 970

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 958 = 2119 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 958 = 2119 votes 958

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1445 Current Rating: 1445 + 1528 = 2973 votesCurrent Rating: 1445 + 1528 = 2973 votes 1528

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1106 = 2416 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1106 = 2416 votes 1106

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1788 Current Rating: 1788 + 1253 = 3041 votesCurrent Rating: 1788 + 1253 = 3041 votes 1253

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2565 Current Rating: 2565 + 3600 = 6165 votesCurrent Rating: 2565 + 3600 = 6165 votes 3600

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2076 Current Rating: 2076 + 1635 = 3711 votesCurrent Rating: 2076 + 1635 = 3711 votes 1635

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
889 Current Rating: 889 + 940 = 1829 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 940 = 1829 votes 940

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1873 Current Rating: 1873 + 2638 = 4511 votesCurrent Rating: 1873 + 2638 = 4511 votes 2638

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
5382 Current Rating: 5382 + 6576 = 11958 votesCurrent Rating: 5382 + 6576 = 11958 votes 6576

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1667 = 3116 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1667 = 3116 votes 1667

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1318 Current Rating: 1318 + 1310 = 2628 votesCurrent Rating: 1318 + 1310 = 2628 votes 1310

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 909 = 1931 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 909 = 1931 votes 909

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1639 Current Rating: 1639 + 1524 = 3163 votesCurrent Rating: 1639 + 1524 = 3163 votes 1524


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1321 Current Rating: 1321 + 1248 = 2569 votesCurrent Rating: 1321 + 1248 = 2569 votes 1248

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1944 Current Rating: 1944 + 1970 = 3914 votesCurrent Rating: 1944 + 1970 = 3914 votes 1970

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1520 = 3111 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1520 = 3111 votes 1520

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2018 Current Rating: 2018 + 1850 = 3868 votesCurrent Rating: 2018 + 1850 = 3868 votes 1850

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1612 Current Rating: 1612 + 1531 = 3143 votesCurrent Rating: 1612 + 1531 = 3143 votes 1531

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
4012 Current Rating: 4012 + 2974 = 6986 votesCurrent Rating: 4012 + 2974 = 6986 votes 2974

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1099 Current Rating: 1099 + 1039 = 2138 votesCurrent Rating: 1099 + 1039 = 2138 votes 1039

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
966 Current Rating: 966 + 911 = 1877 votesCurrent Rating: 966 + 911 = 1877 votes 911

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
9342 Current Rating: 9342 + 11429 = 20771 votesCurrent Rating: 9342 + 11429 = 20771 votes 11429

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1637 Current Rating: 1637 + 1643 = 3280 votesCurrent Rating: 1637 + 1643 = 3280 votes 1643

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
819 Current Rating: 819 + 867 = 1686 votesCurrent Rating: 819 + 867 = 1686 votes 867

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1594 Current Rating: 1594 + 1208 = 2802 votesCurrent Rating: 1594 + 1208 = 2802 votes 1208

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 1114 = 2399 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 1114 = 2399 votes 1114

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1874 Current Rating: 1874 + 1762 = 3636 votesCurrent Rating: 1874 + 1762 = 3636 votes 1762

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1922 Current Rating: 1922 + 1909 = 3831 votesCurrent Rating: 1922 + 1909 = 3831 votes 1909

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
1891 Current Rating: 1891 + 1289 = 3180 votesCurrent Rating: 1891 + 1289 = 3180 votes 1289

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1686 Current Rating: 1686 + 1216 = 2902 votesCurrent Rating: 1686 + 1216 = 2902 votes 1216

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
1960 Current Rating: 1960 + 995 = 2955 votesCurrent Rating: 1960 + 995 = 2955 votes 995

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
4119 Current Rating: 4119 + 3233 = 7352 votesCurrent Rating: 4119 + 3233 = 7352 votes 3233

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
3733 Current Rating: 3733 + 3684 = 7417 votesCurrent Rating: 3733 + 3684 = 7417 votes 3684

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
2210 Current Rating: 2210 + 1138 = 3348 votesCurrent Rating: 2210 + 1138 = 3348 votes 1138

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1086 = 2644 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1086 = 2644 votes 1086

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1444 = 3058 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1444 = 3058 votes 1444


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
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[1062] 19: You look hung-over
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[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
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[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
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[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
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[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
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[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
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[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
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[1054] 11: What are you doing?
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[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
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[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
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[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
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[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
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[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
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[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
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[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
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[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
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[1028] 3: What are you reading?
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[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
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[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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