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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
3483 Current Rating: 3483 + 2247 = 5730 votesCurrent Rating: 3483 + 2247 = 5730 votes 2247

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
723 Current Rating: 723 + 734 = 1457 votesCurrent Rating: 723 + 734 = 1457 votes 734

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 1526 = 2768 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 1526 = 2768 votes 1526

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
762 Current Rating: 762 + 745 = 1507 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 745 = 1507 votes 745

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
914 Current Rating: 914 + 757 = 1671 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 757 = 1671 votes 757

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
1457 Current Rating: 1457 + 1459 = 2916 votesCurrent Rating: 1457 + 1459 = 2916 votes 1459

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 847 = 1865 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 847 = 1865 votes 847

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 985 = 2011 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 985 = 2011 votes 985

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1205 = 2825 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1205 = 2825 votes 1205

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
900 Current Rating: 900 + 839 = 1739 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 839 = 1739 votes 839

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
865 Current Rating: 865 + 1030 = 1895 votesCurrent Rating: 865 + 1030 = 1895 votes 1030

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 1493 = 2807 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 1493 = 2807 votes 1493


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
1014 Current Rating: 1014 + 872 = 1886 votesCurrent Rating: 1014 + 872 = 1886 votes 872

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
720 Current Rating: 720 + 761 = 1481 votesCurrent Rating: 720 + 761 = 1481 votes 761

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
774 Current Rating: 774 + 695 = 1469 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 695 = 1469 votes 695

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
1028 Current Rating: 1028 + 1019 = 2047 votesCurrent Rating: 1028 + 1019 = 2047 votes 1019

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
767 Current Rating: 767 + 716 = 1483 votesCurrent Rating: 767 + 716 = 1483 votes 716

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
935 Current Rating: 935 + 630 = 1565 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 630 = 1565 votes 630

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2534 Current Rating: 2534 + 2364 = 4898 votesCurrent Rating: 2534 + 2364 = 4898 votes 2364

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
708 Current Rating: 708 + 693 = 1401 votesCurrent Rating: 708 + 693 = 1401 votes 693

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
847 Current Rating: 847 + 948 = 1795 votesCurrent Rating: 847 + 948 = 1795 votes 948

[1220] 13: I need a double now
771 Current Rating: 771 + 785 = 1556 votesCurrent Rating: 771 + 785 = 1556 votes 785

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
683 Current Rating: 683 + 757 = 1440 votesCurrent Rating: 683 + 757 = 1440 votes 757

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1859 = 3126 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1859 = 3126 votes 1859

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
1102 Current Rating: 1102 + 1022 = 2124 votesCurrent Rating: 1102 + 1022 = 2124 votes 1022

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1131 = 2465 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1131 = 2465 votes 1131

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
873 Current Rating: 873 + 1186 = 2059 votesCurrent Rating: 873 + 1186 = 2059 votes 1186

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
811 Current Rating: 811 + 880 = 1691 votesCurrent Rating: 811 + 880 = 1691 votes 880

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2689 Current Rating: 2689 + 4519 = 7208 votesCurrent Rating: 2689 + 4519 = 7208 votes 4519

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1369 = 2727 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1369 = 2727 votes 1369


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1769 Current Rating: 1769 + 1833 = 3602 votesCurrent Rating: 1769 + 1833 = 3602 votes 1833

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
3040 Current Rating: 3040 + 4069 = 7109 votesCurrent Rating: 3040 + 4069 = 7109 votes 4069

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
2066 Current Rating: 2066 + 2401 = 4467 votesCurrent Rating: 2066 + 2401 = 4467 votes 2401

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9156 Current Rating: 9156 + 12177 = 21333 votesCurrent Rating: 9156 + 12177 = 21333 votes 12177

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3373 Current Rating: 3373 + 2794 = 6167 votesCurrent Rating: 3373 + 2794 = 6167 votes 2794

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1245 Current Rating: 1245 + 1288 = 2533 votesCurrent Rating: 1245 + 1288 = 2533 votes 1288

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10445 Current Rating: 10445 + 11546 = 21991 votesCurrent Rating: 10445 + 11546 = 21991 votes 11546

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
4100 Current Rating: 4100 + 4815 = 8915 votesCurrent Rating: 4100 + 4815 = 8915 votes 4815

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
2018 Current Rating: 2018 + 1857 = 3875 votesCurrent Rating: 2018 + 1857 = 3875 votes 1857

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2449 Current Rating: 2449 + 2126 = 4575 votesCurrent Rating: 2449 + 2126 = 4575 votes 2126

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
2078 Current Rating: 2078 + 1927 = 4005 votesCurrent Rating: 2078 + 1927 = 4005 votes 1927

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
1006 Current Rating: 1006 + 1070 = 2076 votesCurrent Rating: 1006 + 1070 = 2076 votes 1070

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
878 Current Rating: 878 + 998 = 1876 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 998 = 1876 votes 998

[1198] 10: Good morning class
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1205 = 2326 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1205 = 2326 votes 1205

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2747 Current Rating: 2747 + 2729 = 5476 votesCurrent Rating: 2747 + 2729 = 5476 votes 2729

[1196] 8: I
3455 Current Rating: 3455 + 4082 = 7537 votesCurrent Rating: 3455 + 4082 = 7537 votes 4082

[1195] 7: I do believe I
5183 Current Rating: 5183 + 6182 = 11365 votesCurrent Rating: 5183 + 6182 = 11365 votes 6182

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1761 Current Rating: 1761 + 1576 = 3337 votesCurrent Rating: 1761 + 1576 = 3337 votes 1576

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4789 Current Rating: 4789 + 5770 = 10559 votesCurrent Rating: 4789 + 5770 = 10559 votes 5770

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2682 Current Rating: 2682 + 3284 = 5966 votesCurrent Rating: 2682 + 3284 = 5966 votes 3284

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
4288 Current Rating: 4288 + 4122 = 8410 votesCurrent Rating: 4288 + 4122 = 8410 votes 4122


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1927 Current Rating: 1927 + 1672 = 3599 votesCurrent Rating: 1927 + 1672 = 3599 votes 1672

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13602 Current Rating: 13602 + 14348 = 27950 votesCurrent Rating: 13602 + 14348 = 27950 votes 14348

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7593 Current Rating: 7593 + 7175 = 14768 votesCurrent Rating: 7593 + 7175 = 14768 votes 7175

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2412 Current Rating: 2412 + 2144 = 4556 votesCurrent Rating: 2412 + 2144 = 4556 votes 2144

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1485 Current Rating: 1485 + 1438 = 2923 votesCurrent Rating: 1485 + 1438 = 2923 votes 1438

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
2273 Current Rating: 2273 + 1214 = 3487 votesCurrent Rating: 2273 + 1214 = 3487 votes 1214

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1303 = 2536 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1303 = 2536 votes 1303

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
682 Current Rating: 682 + 759 = 1441 votesCurrent Rating: 682 + 759 = 1441 votes 759

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
838 Current Rating: 838 + 803 = 1641 votesCurrent Rating: 838 + 803 = 1641 votes 803

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2962 Current Rating: 2962 + 2361 = 5323 votesCurrent Rating: 2962 + 2361 = 5323 votes 2361

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1217 = 2302 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1217 = 2302 votes 1217

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1933 Current Rating: 1933 + 1665 = 3598 votesCurrent Rating: 1933 + 1665 = 3598 votes 1665

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1407 = 2600 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1407 = 2600 votes 1407

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 1003 = 2246 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 1003 = 2246 votes 1003

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
1239 Current Rating: 1239 + 1192 = 2431 votesCurrent Rating: 1239 + 1192 = 2431 votes 1192

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1569 Current Rating: 1569 + 2192 = 3761 votesCurrent Rating: 1569 + 2192 = 3761 votes 2192

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
1049 Current Rating: 1049 + 979 = 2028 votesCurrent Rating: 1049 + 979 = 2028 votes 979

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1524 = 3162 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1524 = 3162 votes 1524

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
924 Current Rating: 924 + 889 = 1813 votesCurrent Rating: 924 + 889 = 1813 votes 889

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
786 Current Rating: 786 + 705 = 1491 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 705 = 1491 votes 705


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
933 Current Rating: 933 + 948 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 948 = 1881 votes 948

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
867 Current Rating: 867 + 861 = 1728 votesCurrent Rating: 867 + 861 = 1728 votes 861

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1237 = 2700 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1237 = 2700 votes 1237

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
1006 Current Rating: 1006 + 1001 = 2007 votesCurrent Rating: 1006 + 1001 = 2007 votes 1001

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
736 Current Rating: 736 + 815 = 1551 votesCurrent Rating: 736 + 815 = 1551 votes 815

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 996 = 2073 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 996 = 2073 votes 996

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 927 = 1934 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 927 = 1934 votes 927

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 982 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 982 = 2181 votes 982

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
688 Current Rating: 688 + 699 = 1387 votesCurrent Rating: 688 + 699 = 1387 votes 699

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
2020 Current Rating: 2020 + 1767 = 3787 votesCurrent Rating: 2020 + 1767 = 3787 votes 1767

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
1123 Current Rating: 1123 + 1264 = 2387 votesCurrent Rating: 1123 + 1264 = 2387 votes 1264

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1683 Current Rating: 1683 + 1737 = 3420 votesCurrent Rating: 1683 + 1737 = 3420 votes 1737

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
919 Current Rating: 919 + 903 = 1822 votesCurrent Rating: 919 + 903 = 1822 votes 903

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
3079 Current Rating: 3079 + 2638 = 5717 votesCurrent Rating: 3079 + 2638 = 5717 votes 2638

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1608 = 3223 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1608 = 3223 votes 1608

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
2783 Current Rating: 2783 + 1954 = 4737 votesCurrent Rating: 2783 + 1954 = 4737 votes 1954


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1416 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1416 = 2879 votes 1416

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2443 Current Rating: 2443 + 1282 = 3725 votesCurrent Rating: 2443 + 1282 = 3725 votes 1282

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
7091 Current Rating: 7091 + 6727 = 13818 votesCurrent Rating: 7091 + 6727 = 13818 votes 6727

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
3428 Current Rating: 3428 + 3664 = 7092 votesCurrent Rating: 3428 + 3664 = 7092 votes 3664

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1773 Current Rating: 1773 + 1629 = 3402 votesCurrent Rating: 1773 + 1629 = 3402 votes 1629

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 1542 = 3736 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 1542 = 3736 votes 1542

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 1474 = 3214 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 1474 = 3214 votes 1474

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 931 = 2089 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 931 = 2089 votes 931

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
2094 Current Rating: 2094 + 1629 = 3723 votesCurrent Rating: 2094 + 1629 = 3723 votes 1629

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 877 = 1927 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 877 = 1927 votes 877


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
2054 Current Rating: 2054 + 1583 = 3637 votesCurrent Rating: 2054 + 1583 = 3637 votes 1583

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1639 Current Rating: 1639 + 1276 = 2915 votesCurrent Rating: 1639 + 1276 = 2915 votes 1276

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1039 = 2519 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1039 = 2519 votes 1039

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
1056 Current Rating: 1056 + 975 = 2031 votesCurrent Rating: 1056 + 975 = 2031 votes 975

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
896 Current Rating: 896 + 911 = 1807 votesCurrent Rating: 896 + 911 = 1807 votes 911

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
3241 Current Rating: 3241 + 3629 = 6870 votesCurrent Rating: 3241 + 3629 = 6870 votes 3629

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1814 Current Rating: 1814 + 1320 = 3134 votesCurrent Rating: 1814 + 1320 = 3134 votes 1320

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
7765 Current Rating: 7765 + 6805 = 14570 votesCurrent Rating: 7765 + 6805 = 14570 votes 6805

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1817 Current Rating: 1817 + 2082 = 3899 votesCurrent Rating: 1817 + 2082 = 3899 votes 2082

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2374 Current Rating: 2374 + 1783 = 4157 votesCurrent Rating: 2374 + 1783 = 4157 votes 1783

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
3016 Current Rating: 3016 + 3565 = 6581 votesCurrent Rating: 3016 + 3565 = 6581 votes 3565

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
2070 Current Rating: 2070 + 2226 = 4296 votesCurrent Rating: 2070 + 2226 = 4296 votes 2226

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
6220 Current Rating: 6220 + 7540 = 13760 votesCurrent Rating: 6220 + 7540 = 13760 votes 7540

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1399 = 3192 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1399 = 3192 votes 1399

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
2586 Current Rating: 2586 + 2289 = 4875 votesCurrent Rating: 2586 + 2289 = 4875 votes 2289

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 1005 = 2056 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 1005 = 2056 votes 1005

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1835 Current Rating: 1835 + 1462 = 3297 votesCurrent Rating: 1835 + 1462 = 3297 votes 1462

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1638 = 3078 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1638 = 3078 votes 1638

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1709 Current Rating: 1709 + 1974 = 3683 votesCurrent Rating: 1709 + 1974 = 3683 votes 1974

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
2223 Current Rating: 2223 + 1798 = 4021 votesCurrent Rating: 2223 + 1798 = 4021 votes 1798

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
2083 Current Rating: 2083 + 1589 = 3672 votesCurrent Rating: 2083 + 1589 = 3672 votes 1589

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1543 Current Rating: 1543 + 1432 = 2975 votesCurrent Rating: 1543 + 1432 = 2975 votes 1432

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 1127 = 2370 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 1127 = 2370 votes 1127

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
3012 Current Rating: 3012 + 5014 = 8026 votesCurrent Rating: 3012 + 5014 = 8026 votes 5014


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1321 = 2829 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1321 = 2829 votes 1321

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 2135 = 3830 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 2135 = 3830 votes 2135

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2249 Current Rating: 2249 + 1889 = 4138 votesCurrent Rating: 2249 + 1889 = 4138 votes 1889

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
1082 Current Rating: 1082 + 1099 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 1082 + 1099 = 2181 votes 1099

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 880 = 1927 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 880 = 1927 votes 880

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 1355 = 3403 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 1355 = 3403 votes 1355

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1086 = 2604 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1086 = 2604 votes 1086

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1893 Current Rating: 1893 + 1484 = 3377 votesCurrent Rating: 1893 + 1484 = 3377 votes 1484

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1496 = 2926 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1496 = 2926 votes 1496

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 920 = 2020 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 920 = 2020 votes 920

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
2965 Current Rating: 2965 + 3587 = 6552 votesCurrent Rating: 2965 + 3587 = 6552 votes 3587

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1546 Current Rating: 1546 + 1259 = 2805 votesCurrent Rating: 1546 + 1259 = 2805 votes 1259

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1822 = 3316 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1822 = 3316 votes 1822

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1094 = 2565 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1094 = 2565 votes 1094

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
1235 Current Rating: 1235 + 1048 = 2283 votesCurrent Rating: 1235 + 1048 = 2283 votes 1048

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1120 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1120 = 2413 votes 1120

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
944 Current Rating: 944 + 998 = 1942 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 998 = 1942 votes 998

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1707 = 3448 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1707 = 3448 votes 1707

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 1460 = 3077 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 1460 = 3077 votes 1460


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
1069 Current Rating: 1069 + 935 = 2004 votesCurrent Rating: 1069 + 935 = 2004 votes 935

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1194 = 2696 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1194 = 2696 votes 1194

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1467 Current Rating: 1467 + 1225 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1467 + 1225 = 2692 votes 1225

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 1667 = 3239 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 1667 = 3239 votes 1667

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1449 = 3054 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1449 = 3054 votes 1449

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1915 Current Rating: 1915 + 1387 = 3302 votesCurrent Rating: 1915 + 1387 = 3302 votes 1387

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2782 Current Rating: 2782 + 3824 = 6606 votesCurrent Rating: 2782 + 3824 = 6606 votes 3824

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2193 Current Rating: 2193 + 1758 = 3951 votesCurrent Rating: 2193 + 1758 = 3951 votes 1758

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 1127 = 2216 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 1127 = 2216 votes 1127

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
2189 Current Rating: 2189 + 2864 = 5053 votesCurrent Rating: 2189 + 2864 = 5053 votes 2864

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
7266 Current Rating: 7266 + 7632 = 14898 votesCurrent Rating: 7266 + 7632 = 14898 votes 7632

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 1995 = 3670 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 1995 = 3670 votes 1995

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1508 = 3014 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1508 = 3014 votes 1508

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1146 = 2419 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1146 = 2419 votes 1146

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1905 Current Rating: 1905 + 1741 = 3646 votesCurrent Rating: 1905 + 1741 = 3646 votes 1741


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1608 Current Rating: 1608 + 1452 = 3060 votesCurrent Rating: 1608 + 1452 = 3060 votes 1452

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
2088 Current Rating: 2088 + 2093 = 4181 votesCurrent Rating: 2088 + 2093 = 4181 votes 2093

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1700 = 3437 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1700 = 3437 votes 1700

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2511 Current Rating: 2511 + 2104 = 4615 votesCurrent Rating: 2511 + 2104 = 4615 votes 2104

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1981 Current Rating: 1981 + 1991 = 3972 votesCurrent Rating: 1981 + 1991 = 3972 votes 1991

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
5953 Current Rating: 5953 + 6576 = 12529 votesCurrent Rating: 5953 + 6576 = 12529 votes 6576

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1301 = 2710 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1301 = 2710 votes 1301

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1145 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1145 = 2413 votes 1145

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
11700 Current Rating: 11700 + 13884 = 25584 votesCurrent Rating: 11700 + 13884 = 25584 votes 13884

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1995 Current Rating: 1995 + 1900 = 3895 votesCurrent Rating: 1995 + 1900 = 3895 votes 1900

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
912 Current Rating: 912 + 956 = 1868 votesCurrent Rating: 912 + 956 = 1868 votes 956

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1860 Current Rating: 1860 + 1621 = 3481 votesCurrent Rating: 1860 + 1621 = 3481 votes 1621

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1286 = 2729 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1286 = 2729 votes 1286

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
2294 Current Rating: 2294 + 2013 = 4307 votesCurrent Rating: 2294 + 2013 = 4307 votes 2013

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
2065 Current Rating: 2065 + 2027 = 4092 votesCurrent Rating: 2065 + 2027 = 4092 votes 2027

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
2414 Current Rating: 2414 + 1551 = 3965 votesCurrent Rating: 2414 + 1551 = 3965 votes 1551

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
2213 Current Rating: 2213 + 1389 = 3602 votesCurrent Rating: 2213 + 1389 = 3602 votes 1389

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
2650 Current Rating: 2650 + 4221 = 6871 votesCurrent Rating: 2650 + 4221 = 6871 votes 4221

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
7114 Current Rating: 7114 + 7565 = 14679 votesCurrent Rating: 7114 + 7565 = 14679 votes 7565

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
5582 Current Rating: 5582 + 4321 = 9903 votesCurrent Rating: 5582 + 4321 = 9903 votes 4321

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
3133 Current Rating: 3133 + 4432 = 7565 votesCurrent Rating: 3133 + 4432 = 7565 votes 4432

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 1365 = 3434 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 1365 = 3434 votes 1365

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1903 Current Rating: 1903 + 1755 = 3658 votesCurrent Rating: 1903 + 1755 = 3658 votes 1755


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1272 = 2941 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1272 = 2941 votes 1272

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1018 = 2423 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1018 = 2423 votes 1018

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
2674 Current Rating: 2674 + 1734 = 4408 votesCurrent Rating: 2674 + 1734 = 4408 votes 1734

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
10485 Current Rating: 10485 + 11580 = 22065 votesCurrent Rating: 10485 + 11580 = 22065 votes 11580

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
3167 Current Rating: 3167 + 2568 = 5735 votesCurrent Rating: 3167 + 2568 = 5735 votes 2568

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
2255 Current Rating: 2255 + 1955 = 4210 votesCurrent Rating: 2255 + 1955 = 4210 votes 1955

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
1881 Current Rating: 1881 + 1684 = 3565 votesCurrent Rating: 1881 + 1684 = 3565 votes 1684

[1056] 13: I won t be long
2203 Current Rating: 2203 + 1676 = 3879 votesCurrent Rating: 2203 + 1676 = 3879 votes 1676

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
3511 Current Rating: 3511 + 4864 = 8375 votesCurrent Rating: 3511 + 4864 = 8375 votes 4864

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1852 Current Rating: 1852 + 1671 = 3523 votesCurrent Rating: 1852 + 1671 = 3523 votes 1671

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
2095 Current Rating: 2095 + 1935 = 4030 votesCurrent Rating: 2095 + 1935 = 4030 votes 1935

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1216 = 2842 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1216 = 2842 votes 1216

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1564 Current Rating: 1564 + 1403 = 2967 votesCurrent Rating: 1564 + 1403 = 2967 votes 1403

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
2195 Current Rating: 2195 + 1197 = 3392 votesCurrent Rating: 2195 + 1197 = 3392 votes 1197

[1049] 6: Then she said
31706 Current Rating: 31706 + 34281 = 65987 votesCurrent Rating: 31706 + 34281 = 65987 votes 34281

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
2288 Current Rating: 2288 + 1713 = 4001 votesCurrent Rating: 2288 + 1713 = 4001 votes 1713

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 987 = 2040 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 987 = 2040 votes 987

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 878 = 1897 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 878 = 1897 votes 878

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1449 = 3063 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1449 = 3063 votes 1449

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
2393 Current Rating: 2393 + 1936 = 4329 votesCurrent Rating: 2393 + 1936 = 4329 votes 1936


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
1641 Current Rating: 1641 + 1404 = 3045 votesCurrent Rating: 1641 + 1404 = 3045 votes 1404

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
2127 Current Rating: 2127 + 1520 = 3647 votesCurrent Rating: 2127 + 1520 = 3647 votes 1520

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
2025 Current Rating: 2025 + 1894 = 3919 votesCurrent Rating: 2025 + 1894 = 3919 votes 1894

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
5509 Current Rating: 5509 + 4839 = 10348 votesCurrent Rating: 5509 + 4839 = 10348 votes 4839

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
2166 Current Rating: 2166 + 1895 = 4061 votesCurrent Rating: 2166 + 1895 = 4061 votes 1895

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
2299 Current Rating: 2299 + 1712 = 4011 votesCurrent Rating: 2299 + 1712 = 4011 votes 1712

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
5922 Current Rating: 5922 + 6959 = 12881 votesCurrent Rating: 5922 + 6959 = 12881 votes 6959

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
11333 Current Rating: 11333 + 17076 = 28409 votesCurrent Rating: 11333 + 17076 = 28409 votes 17076

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
3583 Current Rating: 3583 + 2999 = 6582 votesCurrent Rating: 3583 + 2999 = 6582 votes 2999

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
1836 Current Rating: 1836 + 1436 = 3272 votesCurrent Rating: 1836 + 1436 = 3272 votes 1436

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
3124 Current Rating: 3124 + 2000 = 5124 votesCurrent Rating: 3124 + 2000 = 5124 votes 2000

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
3943 Current Rating: 3943 + 5047 = 8990 votesCurrent Rating: 3943 + 5047 = 8990 votes 5047

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
10571 Current Rating: 10571 + 10367 = 20938 votesCurrent Rating: 10571 + 10367 = 20938 votes 10367

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
2080 Current Rating: 2080 + 1641 = 3721 votesCurrent Rating: 2080 + 1641 = 3721 votes 1641

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
2217 Current Rating: 2217 + 1757 = 3974 votesCurrent Rating: 2217 + 1757 = 3974 votes 1757

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
2325 Current Rating: 2325 + 2006 = 4331 votesCurrent Rating: 2325 + 2006 = 4331 votes 2006

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
2219 Current Rating: 2219 + 1888 = 4107 votesCurrent Rating: 2219 + 1888 = 4107 votes 1888

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
1898 Current Rating: 1898 + 1527 = 3425 votesCurrent Rating: 1898 + 1527 = 3425 votes 1527






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