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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
3836 Current Rating: 3836 + 2395 = 6231 votesCurrent Rating: 3836 + 2395 = 6231 votes 2395

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
790 Current Rating: 790 + 822 = 1612 votesCurrent Rating: 790 + 822 = 1612 votes 822

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1700 = 3091 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1700 = 3091 votes 1700

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
844 Current Rating: 844 + 813 = 1657 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 813 = 1657 votes 813

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 829 = 1839 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 829 = 1839 votes 829

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
1580 Current Rating: 1580 + 1649 = 3229 votesCurrent Rating: 1580 + 1649 = 3229 votes 1649

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 936 = 2085 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 936 = 2085 votes 936

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 1071 = 2209 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 1071 = 2209 votes 1071

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1698 Current Rating: 1698 + 1282 = 2980 votesCurrent Rating: 1698 + 1282 = 2980 votes 1282

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 901 = 1910 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 901 = 1910 votes 901

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
948 Current Rating: 948 + 1094 = 2042 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 1094 = 2042 votes 1094

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1774 = 3388 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1774 = 3388 votes 1774


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 934 = 2176 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 934 = 2176 votes 934

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
802 Current Rating: 802 + 801 = 1603 votesCurrent Rating: 802 + 801 = 1603 votes 801

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
811 Current Rating: 811 + 739 = 1550 votesCurrent Rating: 811 + 739 = 1550 votes 739

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 1114 = 2256 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 1114 = 2256 votes 1114

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
826 Current Rating: 826 + 762 = 1588 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 762 = 1588 votes 762

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 693 = 1806 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 693 = 1806 votes 693

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2660 Current Rating: 2660 + 2458 = 5118 votesCurrent Rating: 2660 + 2458 = 5118 votes 2458

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
765 Current Rating: 765 + 766 = 1531 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 766 = 1531 votes 766

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
933 Current Rating: 933 + 1026 = 1959 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 1026 = 1959 votes 1026

[1220] 13: I need a double now
848 Current Rating: 848 + 839 = 1687 votesCurrent Rating: 848 + 839 = 1687 votes 839

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
741 Current Rating: 741 + 802 = 1543 votesCurrent Rating: 741 + 802 = 1543 votes 802

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1929 = 3278 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1929 = 3278 votes 1929

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1121 = 2339 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1121 = 2339 votes 1121

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1264 = 2774 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1264 = 2774 votes 1264

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
947 Current Rating: 947 + 1247 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 947 + 1247 = 2194 votes 1247

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
863 Current Rating: 863 + 932 = 1795 votesCurrent Rating: 863 + 932 = 1795 votes 932

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2814 Current Rating: 2814 + 5279 = 8093 votesCurrent Rating: 2814 + 5279 = 8093 votes 5279

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
1503 Current Rating: 1503 + 1519 = 3022 votesCurrent Rating: 1503 + 1519 = 3022 votes 1519


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1829 Current Rating: 1829 + 1872 = 3701 votesCurrent Rating: 1829 + 1872 = 3701 votes 1872

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
3099 Current Rating: 3099 + 4110 = 7209 votesCurrent Rating: 3099 + 4110 = 7209 votes 4110

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
2151 Current Rating: 2151 + 2469 = 4620 votesCurrent Rating: 2151 + 2469 = 4620 votes 2469

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9212 Current Rating: 9212 + 12220 = 21432 votesCurrent Rating: 9212 + 12220 = 21432 votes 12220

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3535 Current Rating: 3535 + 2870 = 6405 votesCurrent Rating: 3535 + 2870 = 6405 votes 2870

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1383 = 2718 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1383 = 2718 votes 1383

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10539 Current Rating: 10539 + 11622 = 22161 votesCurrent Rating: 10539 + 11622 = 22161 votes 11622

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
4146 Current Rating: 4146 + 4854 = 9000 votesCurrent Rating: 4146 + 4854 = 9000 votes 4854

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
2105 Current Rating: 2105 + 1914 = 4019 votesCurrent Rating: 2105 + 1914 = 4019 votes 1914

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2544 Current Rating: 2544 + 2228 = 4772 votesCurrent Rating: 2544 + 2228 = 4772 votes 2228

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
2151 Current Rating: 2151 + 2000 = 4151 votesCurrent Rating: 2151 + 2000 = 4151 votes 2000

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 1119 = 2171 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 1119 = 2171 votes 1119

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
921 Current Rating: 921 + 1048 = 1969 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 1048 = 1969 votes 1048

[1198] 10: Good morning class
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1295 = 2511 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1295 = 2511 votes 1295

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2818 Current Rating: 2818 + 2871 = 5689 votesCurrent Rating: 2818 + 2871 = 5689 votes 2871

[1196] 8: I
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 4112 = 7596 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 4112 = 7596 votes 4112

[1195] 7: I do believe I
5281 Current Rating: 5281 + 6237 = 11518 votesCurrent Rating: 5281 + 6237 = 11518 votes 6237

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 1649 = 3464 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 1649 = 3464 votes 1649

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4845 Current Rating: 4845 + 5804 = 10649 votesCurrent Rating: 4845 + 5804 = 10649 votes 5804

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2738 Current Rating: 2738 + 3326 = 6064 votesCurrent Rating: 2738 + 3326 = 6064 votes 3326

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
4388 Current Rating: 4388 + 4209 = 8597 votesCurrent Rating: 4388 + 4209 = 8597 votes 4209


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
2016 Current Rating: 2016 + 1754 = 3770 votesCurrent Rating: 2016 + 1754 = 3770 votes 1754

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13636 Current Rating: 13636 + 14379 = 28015 votesCurrent Rating: 13636 + 14379 = 28015 votes 14379

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7712 Current Rating: 7712 + 7239 = 14951 votesCurrent Rating: 7712 + 7239 = 14951 votes 7239

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2496 Current Rating: 2496 + 2240 = 4736 votesCurrent Rating: 2496 + 2240 = 4736 votes 2240

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1570 Current Rating: 1570 + 1534 = 3104 votesCurrent Rating: 1570 + 1534 = 3104 votes 1534

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
2398 Current Rating: 2398 + 1303 = 3701 votesCurrent Rating: 2398 + 1303 = 3701 votes 1303

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1432 = 2744 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1432 = 2744 votes 1432

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
733 Current Rating: 733 + 825 = 1558 votesCurrent Rating: 733 + 825 = 1558 votes 825

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
908 Current Rating: 908 + 887 = 1795 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 887 = 1795 votes 887

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
3070 Current Rating: 3070 + 2426 = 5496 votesCurrent Rating: 3070 + 2426 = 5496 votes 2426

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1253 = 2380 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1253 = 2380 votes 1253

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
2012 Current Rating: 2012 + 1739 = 3751 votesCurrent Rating: 2012 + 1739 = 3751 votes 1739

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1541 = 2846 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1541 = 2846 votes 1541

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1069 = 2403 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1069 = 2403 votes 1069

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1366 = 2717 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1366 = 2717 votes 1366

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 2334 = 3999 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 2334 = 3999 votes 2334

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1033 = 2136 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1033 = 2136 votes 1033

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1703 Current Rating: 1703 + 1623 = 3326 votesCurrent Rating: 1703 + 1623 = 3326 votes 1623

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 965 = 1977 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 965 = 1977 votes 965

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
871 Current Rating: 871 + 741 = 1612 votesCurrent Rating: 871 + 741 = 1612 votes 741


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 1021 = 2031 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 1021 = 2031 votes 1021

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
944 Current Rating: 944 + 920 = 1864 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 920 = 1864 votes 920

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
1595 Current Rating: 1595 + 1404 = 2999 votesCurrent Rating: 1595 + 1404 = 2999 votes 1404

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
1120 Current Rating: 1120 + 1085 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1120 + 1085 = 2205 votes 1085

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
797 Current Rating: 797 + 875 = 1672 votesCurrent Rating: 797 + 875 = 1672 votes 875

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1100 = 2304 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1100 = 2304 votes 1100

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1008 = 2084 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1008 = 2084 votes 1008

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1045 = 2277 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1045 = 2277 votes 1045

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
731 Current Rating: 731 + 733 = 1464 votesCurrent Rating: 731 + 733 = 1464 votes 733

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
2087 Current Rating: 2087 + 1841 = 3928 votesCurrent Rating: 2087 + 1841 = 3928 votes 1841

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
1185 Current Rating: 1185 + 1333 = 2518 votesCurrent Rating: 1185 + 1333 = 2518 votes 1333

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1789 = 3530 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1789 = 3530 votes 1789

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
1001 Current Rating: 1001 + 956 = 1957 votesCurrent Rating: 1001 + 956 = 1957 votes 956

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
3182 Current Rating: 3182 + 2737 = 5919 votesCurrent Rating: 3182 + 2737 = 5919 votes 2737

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1674 = 3358 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1674 = 3358 votes 1674

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
2994 Current Rating: 2994 + 2039 = 5033 votesCurrent Rating: 2994 + 2039 = 5033 votes 2039


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1577 Current Rating: 1577 + 1533 = 3110 votesCurrent Rating: 1577 + 1533 = 3110 votes 1533

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2608 Current Rating: 2608 + 1355 = 3963 votesCurrent Rating: 2608 + 1355 = 3963 votes 1355

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
7978 Current Rating: 7978 + 6956 = 14934 votesCurrent Rating: 7978 + 6956 = 14934 votes 6956

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
3851 Current Rating: 3851 + 3745 = 7596 votesCurrent Rating: 3851 + 3745 = 7596 votes 3745

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1834 Current Rating: 1834 + 1699 = 3533 votesCurrent Rating: 1834 + 1699 = 3533 votes 1699

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
2268 Current Rating: 2268 + 1607 = 3875 votesCurrent Rating: 2268 + 1607 = 3875 votes 1607

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1779 Current Rating: 1779 + 1528 = 3307 votesCurrent Rating: 1779 + 1528 = 3307 votes 1528

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 990 = 2217 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 990 = 2217 votes 990

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
2183 Current Rating: 2183 + 1704 = 3887 votesCurrent Rating: 2183 + 1704 = 3887 votes 1704

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 930 = 2083 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 930 = 2083 votes 930


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
2192 Current Rating: 2192 + 1693 = 3885 votesCurrent Rating: 2192 + 1693 = 3885 votes 1693

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1715 Current Rating: 1715 + 1343 = 3058 votesCurrent Rating: 1715 + 1343 = 3058 votes 1343

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1111 = 2690 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1111 = 2690 votes 1111

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1061 = 2212 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1061 = 2212 votes 1061

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
977 Current Rating: 977 + 980 = 1957 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 980 = 1957 votes 980

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
3346 Current Rating: 3346 + 3714 = 7060 votesCurrent Rating: 3346 + 3714 = 7060 votes 3714

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1866 Current Rating: 1866 + 1359 = 3225 votesCurrent Rating: 1866 + 1359 = 3225 votes 1359

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
8230 Current Rating: 8230 + 6906 = 15136 votesCurrent Rating: 8230 + 6906 = 15136 votes 6906

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1904 Current Rating: 1904 + 2193 = 4097 votesCurrent Rating: 1904 + 2193 = 4097 votes 2193

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2483 Current Rating: 2483 + 1854 = 4337 votesCurrent Rating: 2483 + 1854 = 4337 votes 1854

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
3195 Current Rating: 3195 + 3627 = 6822 votesCurrent Rating: 3195 + 3627 = 6822 votes 3627

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
2246 Current Rating: 2246 + 2330 = 4576 votesCurrent Rating: 2246 + 2330 = 4576 votes 2330

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
7147 Current Rating: 7147 + 7766 = 14913 votesCurrent Rating: 7147 + 7766 = 14913 votes 7766

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1966 Current Rating: 1966 + 1504 = 3470 votesCurrent Rating: 1966 + 1504 = 3470 votes 1504

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
2711 Current Rating: 2711 + 2429 = 5140 votesCurrent Rating: 2711 + 2429 = 5140 votes 2429

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1081 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1081 = 2205 votes 1081

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1988 Current Rating: 1988 + 1539 = 3527 votesCurrent Rating: 1988 + 1539 = 3527 votes 1539

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1542 Current Rating: 1542 + 1740 = 3282 votesCurrent Rating: 1542 + 1740 = 3282 votes 1740

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1750 Current Rating: 1750 + 2039 = 3789 votesCurrent Rating: 1750 + 2039 = 3789 votes 2039

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
2310 Current Rating: 2310 + 1885 = 4195 votesCurrent Rating: 2310 + 1885 = 4195 votes 1885

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
2237 Current Rating: 2237 + 1702 = 3939 votesCurrent Rating: 2237 + 1702 = 3939 votes 1702

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1636 Current Rating: 1636 + 1500 = 3136 votesCurrent Rating: 1636 + 1500 = 3136 votes 1500

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1188 = 2501 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1188 = 2501 votes 1188

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
3092 Current Rating: 3092 + 5103 = 8195 votesCurrent Rating: 3092 + 5103 = 8195 votes 5103


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1438 = 3062 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1438 = 3062 votes 1438

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1777 Current Rating: 1777 + 2208 = 3985 votesCurrent Rating: 1777 + 2208 = 3985 votes 2208

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2365 Current Rating: 2365 + 2003 = 4368 votesCurrent Rating: 2365 + 2003 = 4368 votes 2003

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1191 = 2344 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1191 = 2344 votes 1191

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
1160 Current Rating: 1160 + 950 = 2110 votesCurrent Rating: 1160 + 950 = 2110 votes 950

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
2242 Current Rating: 2242 + 1470 = 3712 votesCurrent Rating: 2242 + 1470 = 3712 votes 1470

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
1629 Current Rating: 1629 + 1162 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1629 + 1162 = 2791 votes 1162

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1952 Current Rating: 1952 + 1530 = 3482 votesCurrent Rating: 1952 + 1530 = 3482 votes 1530

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1483 Current Rating: 1483 + 1535 = 3018 votesCurrent Rating: 1483 + 1535 = 3018 votes 1535

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 984 = 2145 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 984 = 2145 votes 984

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
3171 Current Rating: 3171 + 3669 = 6840 votesCurrent Rating: 3171 + 3669 = 6840 votes 3669

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1341 = 3002 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1341 = 3002 votes 1341

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1866 = 3395 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1866 = 3395 votes 1866

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1171 = 2736 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1171 = 2736 votes 1171

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1171 = 2514 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1171 = 2514 votes 1171

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1206 = 2606 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1206 = 2606 votes 1206

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 1041 = 2053 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 1041 = 2053 votes 1041

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1733 = 3503 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1733 = 3503 votes 1733

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 1519 = 3195 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 1519 = 3195 votes 1519


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 978 = 2116 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 978 = 2116 votes 978

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1278 = 2911 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1278 = 2911 votes 1278

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1587 Current Rating: 1587 + 1310 = 2897 votesCurrent Rating: 1587 + 1310 = 2897 votes 1310

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1720 = 3333 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1720 = 3333 votes 1720

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 1559 = 3279 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 1559 = 3279 votes 1559

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1968 Current Rating: 1968 + 1437 = 3405 votesCurrent Rating: 1968 + 1437 = 3405 votes 1437

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2853 Current Rating: 2853 + 3888 = 6741 votesCurrent Rating: 2853 + 3888 = 6741 votes 3888

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2227 Current Rating: 2227 + 1796 = 4023 votesCurrent Rating: 2227 + 1796 = 4023 votes 1796

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 1218 = 2359 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 1218 = 2359 votes 1218

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
2286 Current Rating: 2286 + 2927 = 5213 votesCurrent Rating: 2286 + 2927 = 5213 votes 2927

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
8033 Current Rating: 8033 + 8060 = 16093 votesCurrent Rating: 8033 + 8060 = 16093 votes 8060

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1762 Current Rating: 1762 + 2076 = 3838 votesCurrent Rating: 1762 + 2076 = 3838 votes 2076

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1570 = 3144 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1570 = 3144 votes 1570

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1242 = 2606 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1242 = 2606 votes 1242

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
2006 Current Rating: 2006 + 1808 = 3814 votesCurrent Rating: 2006 + 1808 = 3814 votes 1808


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1730 Current Rating: 1730 + 1537 = 3267 votesCurrent Rating: 1730 + 1537 = 3267 votes 1537

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
2142 Current Rating: 2142 + 2137 = 4279 votesCurrent Rating: 2142 + 2137 = 4279 votes 2137

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1783 Current Rating: 1783 + 1746 = 3529 votesCurrent Rating: 1783 + 1746 = 3529 votes 1746

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2722 Current Rating: 2722 + 2185 = 4907 votesCurrent Rating: 2722 + 2185 = 4907 votes 2185

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
2092 Current Rating: 2092 + 2183 = 4275 votesCurrent Rating: 2092 + 2183 = 4275 votes 2183

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
6841 Current Rating: 6841 + 6795 = 13636 votesCurrent Rating: 6841 + 6795 = 13636 votes 6795

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1509 Current Rating: 1509 + 1392 = 2901 votesCurrent Rating: 1509 + 1392 = 2901 votes 1392

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
1356 Current Rating: 1356 + 1221 = 2577 votesCurrent Rating: 1356 + 1221 = 2577 votes 1221

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
12788 Current Rating: 12788 + 14973 = 27761 votesCurrent Rating: 12788 + 14973 = 27761 votes 14973

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
2134 Current Rating: 2134 + 1987 = 4121 votesCurrent Rating: 2134 + 1987 = 4121 votes 1987

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
942 Current Rating: 942 + 985 = 1927 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 985 = 1927 votes 985

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1922 Current Rating: 1922 + 1784 = 3706 votesCurrent Rating: 1922 + 1784 = 3706 votes 1784

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1339 = 2828 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1339 = 2828 votes 1339

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
2436 Current Rating: 2436 + 2098 = 4534 votesCurrent Rating: 2436 + 2098 = 4534 votes 2098

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
2120 Current Rating: 2120 + 2075 = 4195 votesCurrent Rating: 2120 + 2075 = 4195 votes 2075

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
2618 Current Rating: 2618 + 1644 = 4262 votesCurrent Rating: 2618 + 1644 = 4262 votes 1644

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
2404 Current Rating: 2404 + 1456 = 3860 votesCurrent Rating: 2404 + 1456 = 3860 votes 1456

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
2868 Current Rating: 2868 + 4289 = 7157 votesCurrent Rating: 2868 + 4289 = 7157 votes 4289

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
8531 Current Rating: 8531 + 7695 = 16226 votesCurrent Rating: 8531 + 7695 = 16226 votes 7695

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
6490 Current Rating: 6490 + 4579 = 11069 votesCurrent Rating: 6490 + 4579 = 11069 votes 4579

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
3467 Current Rating: 3467 + 4501 = 7968 votesCurrent Rating: 3467 + 4501 = 7968 votes 4501

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
2281 Current Rating: 2281 + 1451 = 3732 votesCurrent Rating: 2281 + 1451 = 3732 votes 1451

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1996 Current Rating: 1996 + 1869 = 3865 votesCurrent Rating: 1996 + 1869 = 3865 votes 1869


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 1363 = 3161 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 1363 = 3161 votes 1363

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1088 = 2679 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1088 = 2679 votes 1088

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
2901 Current Rating: 2901 + 1865 = 4766 votesCurrent Rating: 2901 + 1865 = 4766 votes 1865

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
11593 Current Rating: 11593 + 12541 = 24134 votesCurrent Rating: 11593 + 12541 = 24134 votes 12541

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
3529 Current Rating: 3529 + 2657 = 6186 votesCurrent Rating: 3529 + 2657 = 6186 votes 2657

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
2395 Current Rating: 2395 + 2083 = 4478 votesCurrent Rating: 2395 + 2083 = 4478 votes 2083

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
2039 Current Rating: 2039 + 1778 = 3817 votesCurrent Rating: 2039 + 1778 = 3817 votes 1778

[1056] 13: I won t be long
2319 Current Rating: 2319 + 1838 = 4157 votesCurrent Rating: 2319 + 1838 = 4157 votes 1838

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
3938 Current Rating: 3938 + 4971 = 8909 votesCurrent Rating: 3938 + 4971 = 8909 votes 4971

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1975 Current Rating: 1975 + 1756 = 3731 votesCurrent Rating: 1975 + 1756 = 3731 votes 1756

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
2278 Current Rating: 2278 + 2060 = 4338 votesCurrent Rating: 2278 + 2060 = 4338 votes 2060

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1750 Current Rating: 1750 + 1282 = 3032 votesCurrent Rating: 1750 + 1282 = 3032 votes 1282

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1468 = 3096 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1468 = 3096 votes 1468

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
2371 Current Rating: 2371 + 1240 = 3611 votesCurrent Rating: 2371 + 1240 = 3611 votes 1240

[1049] 6: Then she said
31801 Current Rating: 31801 + 34344 = 66145 votesCurrent Rating: 31801 + 34344 = 66145 votes 34344

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
2461 Current Rating: 2461 + 1817 = 4278 votesCurrent Rating: 2461 + 1817 = 4278 votes 1817

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 1047 = 2160 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 1047 = 2160 votes 1047

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 923 = 2009 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 923 = 2009 votes 923

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
1735 Current Rating: 1735 + 1540 = 3275 votesCurrent Rating: 1735 + 1540 = 3275 votes 1540

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
2551 Current Rating: 2551 + 2013 = 4564 votesCurrent Rating: 2551 + 2013 = 4564 votes 2013


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
1769 Current Rating: 1769 + 1494 = 3263 votesCurrent Rating: 1769 + 1494 = 3263 votes 1494

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
2257 Current Rating: 2257 + 1619 = 3876 votesCurrent Rating: 2257 + 1619 = 3876 votes 1619

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
2103 Current Rating: 2103 + 1960 = 4063 votesCurrent Rating: 2103 + 1960 = 4063 votes 1960

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
5910 Current Rating: 5910 + 4932 = 10842 votesCurrent Rating: 5910 + 4932 = 10842 votes 4932

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
2310 Current Rating: 2310 + 1972 = 4282 votesCurrent Rating: 2310 + 1972 = 4282 votes 1972

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
2409 Current Rating: 2409 + 1797 = 4206 votesCurrent Rating: 2409 + 1797 = 4206 votes 1797

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
7427 Current Rating: 7427 + 7460 = 14887 votesCurrent Rating: 7427 + 7460 = 14887 votes 7460

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
12345 Current Rating: 12345 + 18208 = 30553 votesCurrent Rating: 12345 + 18208 = 30553 votes 18208

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
3860 Current Rating: 3860 + 3085 = 6945 votesCurrent Rating: 3860 + 3085 = 6945 votes 3085

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
1923 Current Rating: 1923 + 1508 = 3431 votesCurrent Rating: 1923 + 1508 = 3431 votes 1508

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
3361 Current Rating: 3361 + 2091 = 5452 votesCurrent Rating: 3361 + 2091 = 5452 votes 2091

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
4508 Current Rating: 4508 + 5178 = 9686 votesCurrent Rating: 4508 + 5178 = 9686 votes 5178

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
12889 Current Rating: 12889 + 10979 = 23868 votesCurrent Rating: 12889 + 10979 = 23868 votes 10979

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
2215 Current Rating: 2215 + 1733 = 3948 votesCurrent Rating: 2215 + 1733 = 3948 votes 1733

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
2353 Current Rating: 2353 + 1812 = 4165 votesCurrent Rating: 2353 + 1812 = 4165 votes 1812

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
2446 Current Rating: 2446 + 2120 = 4566 votesCurrent Rating: 2446 + 2120 = 4566 votes 2120

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
2301 Current Rating: 2301 + 1965 = 4266 votesCurrent Rating: 2301 + 1965 = 4266 votes 1965

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
1984 Current Rating: 1984 + 1628 = 3612 votesCurrent Rating: 1984 + 1628 = 3612 votes 1628






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