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Dec 2014 [1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa 10525   12791 [1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year 6939   7064 [1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done 7983   8125 [1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays? 8247   11113 [1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore 6892   6986 [1236] 10: We moved into a really old house 8582   8711 [1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike 6770   8683 [1234] 8: Ok I m out of here 7321   7401 [1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight? 7540   9405 [1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night 8112   8220 [1231] 2: How can I help you? 6640   5713 [1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home 8950   9162
| | Nov 2014 [1229] 28: How have things been since our last session? 6794   8824 [1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun 6043   8114 [1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on 5718   5773 [1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us 7887   7905 [1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men 6124   8019 [1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight? 5621   7221 [1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment? 7567   8276 [1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away 6221   6256 [1221] 17: So you want to get married do you? 6615   5872 [1220] 13: I need a double now 6013   7927 [1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted 5802   4759 [1218] 11: Look what I have ... 6968   7147 [1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor 8853   8878 [1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight? 7393   6349 [1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys 7201   6536 [1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening? 7172   5614 [1213] 4: So how was your Halloween? 7684   9784 [1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already 7824   7100
| | | Oct 2014 [1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help 6348   5735 [1210] 30: I don t understand women 7777   7950 [1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend? 7819   7498 [1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery 14576   16964 [1207] 27: What are you watching? 9016   12518 [1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke 6969   6159 [1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke 17551   18977 [1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years 8419   8357 [1203] 20: Thanks for the invite 7664   6663 [1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 8537   11853 [1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please 7430   6416 [1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals 5847   4783 [1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night? 6551   5635 [1198] 10: Good morning class 7596   6796 [1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married? 8920   8280 [1196] 8: I 7864   7575 [1195] 7: I do believe I 10153   10458 [1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today 6505   5700 [1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work? 9239   10210 [1192] 2: This news report says ... 6948   6634 [1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month 10693   10583
| | Sep 2014 [1190] 30: Our time is almost up 7865   6864 [1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now! 19419   21131 [1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie 13289   14343 [1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom 8394   7500 [1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you? 8725   7902 [1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend 8532   9536 [1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something? 6677   6107 [1183] 18: Hi, I m home 6267   5226 [1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets 6613   5726 [1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today 8559   11127 [1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow 5625   4990 [1179] 12: This online survey asked women 7290   6356 [1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there? 6819   6402 [1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time? 6351   8054 [1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical 6788   6014 [1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time? 8036   8309 [1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced 6412   5481 [1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here 6972   6127 [1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons 6688   5782 [1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight 5556   5645
| | | Aug 2014 [1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place? 7248   6562 [1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you? 6568   5568 [1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back 7639   7593 [1167] 26: You women think you're so much better 7200   6460 [1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes 5924   5033 [1165] 22: What are you sulking about? 6254   5491 [1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months 6840   5742 [1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym? 5619   4588 [1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers 5608   4709 [1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze 7305   6428 [1160] 15: Hi, I m home 6331   5698 [1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games 5960   5303 [1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike 5788   4789 [1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars 9325   11948 [1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son! 6319   5670 [1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week 8018   10067
| | Jul 2014 [1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside 8010   7251 [1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today 7002   8740 [1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home 14732   16391 [1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives 8392   8806 [1150] 6: What s that you re reading? 6531   5741 [1149] 5: So you re in trouble again … 6804   8446 [1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double 6205   5292 [1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight … 6313   6545 [1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs 7551   9261 [1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take 5617   4712
| | | Jun 2014 [1144] 24: What are you reading? 7704   11197 [1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing 7163   7116 [1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women 6141   7824 [1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from? 6188   5323 [1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you? 6231   5543 [1139] 19: Scientists have too much time 8683   8209 [1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce 5922   8736 [1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES! 14112   14536 [1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma 7408   7094 [1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days 8310   10119 [1134] 14: You won t believe what happened 8223   7908 [1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married 8031   7386 [1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans 13167   15606 [1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW! 8097   9821 [1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples 8304   9111 [1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place 6578   5844 [1128] 8: Ooo, he 7242   8908 [1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever 8175   7532 [1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days 6023   5552 [1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me 7532   8317 [1124] 4: What s wrong with you? 7648   9404 [1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement 7419   6575 [1122] 2: What the hell is this? 6226   5350 [1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us! 9095   10390
| | May 2014 [1120] 19: What are you watching? 7105   6258 [1119] 18: Hi, I m home 7347   6989 [1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us 7072   8039 [1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out 6815   6139 [1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend? 6059   6053 [1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong? 7454   8780 [1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you 6762   8501 [1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing? 6291   8115 [1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place 6026   5313 [1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma? 5869   4898 [1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend? 9103   8607 [1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm 7497   7745 [1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife 6439   6069 [1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat? 6178   7976 [1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys 6057   5130 [1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day! 6701   5766 [1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please 5442   4608 [1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote 5914   5250 [1102] 1: I know it s election time 6541   5713
| | | Apr 2014 [1101] 15: What are you watching? 5817   4712 [1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped 6704   7750 [1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone! 7128   6203 [1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here? 6134   5611 [1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull 7332   6483 [1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become 6167   7890 [1095] 9: So should we go back to my place 8145   8456 [1094] 8: What s going on here? 6249   7191 [1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you? 5813   5318 [1092] 6: Beep Beep! 6584   6308 [1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now 13387   14176 [1090] 4: I thought we had a policy 6516   6313 [1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents 6267   5520 [1088] 2: I heard your husband died 7140   6369 [1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week 7016   6071
| | Mar 2014 [1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo 6482   5518 [1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something? 6892   6034 [1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven? 6228   5353 [1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl 7737   11307 [1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner 8397   7969 [1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore 11780   13484 [1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world 9369   8660 [1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place 6996   6123 [1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life 18806   20346 [1077] 14: What the hell are you watching? 7327   6467 [1076] 13: Struck out again did you? 5399   4785 [1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today? 6388   5857 [1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out 5796   4907 [1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife? 6739   7626 [1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it? 6136   5542 [1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date 6967   9208 [1070] 7: Is this the time to come home? 7434   9446 [1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that? 8032   8370 [1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please 17296   16736 [1067] 4: Do you have any pets? 11025   11738 [1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours? 10649   11506 [1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs 7457   8776 [1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency 6923   6061
| | | Feb 2014 [1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us 7189   7640 [1062] 19: You look hung-over 5724   7487 [1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials? 8906   10075 [1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police? 17573   20461 [1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced 8143   9283 [1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today? 6842   5903 [1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl 7168   6166 [1056] 13: I won t be long 8518   11885 [1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded 9520   9972 [1054] 11: What are you doing? 7830   7112 [1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you 7428   7437 [1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling 6675   8651 [1051] 8: So where do we stand? 7135   6298 [1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to? 6778   8617 [1049] 6: Then she said 35992   37967 [1048] 5: And when the servant broke three 6841   9124 [1047] 4: It says here on this website 5312   4713 [1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through … 5726   4860 [1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt 6613   5878 [1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis 7329   8970
| | Jan 2014 [1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us 6947   6024 [1042] 17: Maybe I need some help 7665   9491 [1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane 7229   6458 [1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger 10277   11784 [1039] 14: Beep Beep! 7562   6475 [1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking 7221   9890 [1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place? 15920   16981 [1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me 22118   25805 [1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos 9410   12087 [1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days? 9051   8364 [1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day? 10125   10819 [1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself 11874   46625 [1031] 6: Damn it all! 21503   22496 [1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream 7384   8223 [1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise 6670   8323 [1028] 3: What are you reading? 7360   8248 [1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me! 6713   5721 [1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas 6794   5886
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