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Archives: 2016 2015 2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009 Dec 2014 [1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa 1334 1234 [1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year 346 403 [1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done 403 690 [1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays? 287 369 [1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore 420 350 [1236] 10: We moved into a really old house 507 513 [1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike 361 345 [1234] 8: Ok I m out of here 378 377 [1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight? 984 677 [1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night 390 400 [1231] 2: How can I help you? 454 626 [1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home 594 788 Nov 2014 [1229] 28: How have things been since our last session? 378 448 [1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun 279 382 [1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on 284 376 [1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us 395 416 [1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men 445 402 [1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight? 299 355 [1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment? 1801 1647 [1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away 301 320 [1221] 17: So you want to get married do you? 380 459 [1220] 13: I need a double now 370 486 [1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted 346 447 [1218] 11: Look what I have ... 725 1375 [1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor 457 507 [1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight? 479 506 [1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys 417 729 [1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening? 387 521 [1213] 4: So how was your Halloween? 1999 1043 [1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already 510 705 Oct 2014 [1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help 1392 1441 [1210] 30: I don t understand women 2713 3699 [1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend? 1501 1790 [1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery 8410 11671 [1207] 27: What are you watching? 2766 2181 [1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke 731 765 [1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke 9843 10931 [1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years 3686 4438 [1203] 20: Thanks for the invite 1437 1352 [1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 1638 1425 [1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please 1598 1442 [1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals 748 793 [1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night? 549 650 [1198] 10: Good morning class 448 631 [1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married? 2155 2112 [1196] 8: I 3250 3894 [1195] 7: I do believe I 4677 5762 [1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today 1377 1129 [1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work? 4420 5449 [1192] 2: This news report says ... 2322 2944 [1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month 3690 3582 Sep 2014 [1190] 30: Our time is almost up 1323 1018 [1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now! 13264 13952 [1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie 6927 6660 [1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom 1827 1534 [1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you? 844 808 [1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend 1488 697 [1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something? 559 679 [1183] 18: Hi, I m home 308 389 [1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets 370 351 [1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today 2281 1785 [1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow 768 909 [1179] 12: This online survey asked women 1093 885 [1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there? 484 686 [1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time? 616 605 [1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical 470 624 [1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time? 921 1007 [1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced 610 635 [1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here 965 897 [1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons 404 424 [1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight 406 400 Aug 2014 [1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place? 390 412 [1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you? 419 460 [1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back 516 572 [1167] 26: You women think you're so much better 447 506 [1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes 378 472 [1165] 22: What are you sulking about? 498 585 [1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months 431 472 [1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym? 836 665 [1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers 399 433 [1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze 1333 1124 [1160] 15: Hi, I m home 654 803 [1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games 1194 1203 [1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike 542 572 [1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars 2423 2051 [1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son! 1093 1135 [1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week 1423 1148 Jul 2014 [1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside 814 748 [1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today 1465 805 [1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home 2016 1528 [1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives 1075 994 [1150] 6: What s that you re reading? 1435 1274 [1149] 5: So you re in trouble again … 1770 1134 [1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double 1431 1119 [1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight … 677 576 [1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs 1485 1045 [1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take 427 514 Jun 2014 [1144] 24: What are you reading? 898 838 [1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing 1076 777 [1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women 705 658 [1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from? 476 499 [1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you? 466 538 [1139] 19: Scientists have too much time 2603 3086 [1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce 1447 913 [1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES! 5915 6297 [1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma 1244 1032 [1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days 1669 1146 [1134] 14: You won t believe what happened 2128 2808 [1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married 1198 1234 [1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans 1816 1503 [1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW! 861 727 [1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples 1724 1357 [1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place 570 535 [1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy! 961 883 [1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever 682 712 [1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days 1374 1562 [1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me 1602 1213 [1124] 4: What s wrong with you? 892 777 [1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement 1000 1005 [1122] 2: What the hell is this? 660 698 [1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us! 2453 4427 May 2014 [1120] 19: What are you watching? 652 674 [1119] 18: Hi, I m home 1242 1611 [1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us 1504 1148 [1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out 531 598 [1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend? 603 522 [1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong? 887 752 [1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you 622 601 [1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing? 1487 1144 [1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place 1043 1154 [1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma? 654 578 [1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend? 1197 867 [1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm 704 684 [1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife 1182 1229 [1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat? 707 665 [1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys 509 570 [1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day! 643 665 [1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please 584 640 [1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote 1457 1403 [1102] 1: I know it s election time 1293 1100 Apr 2014 [1101] 15: What are you watching? 608 615 [1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped 664 730 [1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone! 660 641 [1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here? 1283 1355 [1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull 890 747 [1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become 1593 1062 [1095] 9: So should we go back to my place 2338 3364 [1094] 8: What s going on here? 1909 1463 [1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you? 566 696 [1092] 6: Beep Beep! 1493 2176 [1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now 3190 4118 [1090] 4: I thought we had a policy 1167 1196 [1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents 1051 1038 [1088] 2: I heard your husband died 727 643 [1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week 1228 1238 Mar 2014 [1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo 832 879 [1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something? 1730 1783 [1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven? 1334 1251 [1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl 1205 1335 [1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner 1082 1065 [1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore 1855 1589 [1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world 724 733 [1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place 621 630 [1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life 4011 4976 [1077] 14: What the hell are you watching? 1060 1283 [1076] 13: Struck out again did you? 687 745 [1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today? 1052 762 [1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out 996 904 [1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife? 1407 1289 [1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it? 1716 1718 [1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date 980 818 [1070] 7: Is this the time to come home? 1136 927 [1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that? 1103 697 [1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please 1655 1057 [1067] 4: Do you have any pets? 2289 2301 [1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours? 1185 720 [1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs 755 694 [1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency 1234 1023 Feb 2014 [1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us 686 683 [1062] 19: You look hung-over 613 605 [1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials? 1307 971 [1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police? 3051 4087 [1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced 1160 793 [1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today? 1291 1181 [1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl 1094 1237 [1056] 13: I won t be long 1112 752 [1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded 1483 1121 [1054] 11: What are you doing? 1090 1158 [1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you 1232 1283 [1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling 845 752 [1051] 8: So where do we stand? 919 849 [1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to? 1340 884 [1049] 6: Then she said 31222 33239 [1048] 5: And when the servant broke three 1097 953 [1047] 4: It says here on this website 631 613 [1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through … 582 547 [1045] 2: ... 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