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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
10525 Current Rating: 10525 + 12791 = 23316 votesCurrent Rating: 10525 + 12791 = 23316 votes 12791

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
6939 Current Rating: 6939 + 7064 = 14003 votesCurrent Rating: 6939 + 7064 = 14003 votes 7064

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
7983 Current Rating: 7983 + 8125 = 16108 votesCurrent Rating: 7983 + 8125 = 16108 votes 8125

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
8247 Current Rating: 8247 + 11113 = 19360 votesCurrent Rating: 8247 + 11113 = 19360 votes 11113

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
6892 Current Rating: 6892 + 6986 = 13878 votesCurrent Rating: 6892 + 6986 = 13878 votes 6986

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
8582 Current Rating: 8582 + 8711 = 17293 votesCurrent Rating: 8582 + 8711 = 17293 votes 8711

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
6770 Current Rating: 6770 + 8683 = 15453 votesCurrent Rating: 6770 + 8683 = 15453 votes 8683

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
7321 Current Rating: 7321 + 7401 = 14722 votesCurrent Rating: 7321 + 7401 = 14722 votes 7401

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
7540 Current Rating: 7540 + 9405 = 16945 votesCurrent Rating: 7540 + 9405 = 16945 votes 9405

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
8112 Current Rating: 8112 + 8220 = 16332 votesCurrent Rating: 8112 + 8220 = 16332 votes 8220

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
6640 Current Rating: 6640 + 5713 = 12353 votesCurrent Rating: 6640 + 5713 = 12353 votes 5713

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
8950 Current Rating: 8950 + 9162 = 18112 votesCurrent Rating: 8950 + 9162 = 18112 votes 9162


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
6794 Current Rating: 6794 + 8824 = 15618 votesCurrent Rating: 6794 + 8824 = 15618 votes 8824

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
6043 Current Rating: 6043 + 8114 = 14157 votesCurrent Rating: 6043 + 8114 = 14157 votes 8114

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
5718 Current Rating: 5718 + 5773 = 11491 votesCurrent Rating: 5718 + 5773 = 11491 votes 5773

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
7887 Current Rating: 7887 + 7905 = 15792 votesCurrent Rating: 7887 + 7905 = 15792 votes 7905

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
6124 Current Rating: 6124 + 8019 = 14143 votesCurrent Rating: 6124 + 8019 = 14143 votes 8019

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
5621 Current Rating: 5621 + 7221 = 12842 votesCurrent Rating: 5621 + 7221 = 12842 votes 7221

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
7567 Current Rating: 7567 + 8276 = 15843 votesCurrent Rating: 7567 + 8276 = 15843 votes 8276

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
6221 Current Rating: 6221 + 6256 = 12477 votesCurrent Rating: 6221 + 6256 = 12477 votes 6256

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
6615 Current Rating: 6615 + 5872 = 12487 votesCurrent Rating: 6615 + 5872 = 12487 votes 5872

[1220] 13: I need a double now
6013 Current Rating: 6013 + 7927 = 13940 votesCurrent Rating: 6013 + 7927 = 13940 votes 7927

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
5802 Current Rating: 5802 + 4759 = 10561 votesCurrent Rating: 5802 + 4759 = 10561 votes 4759

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
6968 Current Rating: 6968 + 7147 = 14115 votesCurrent Rating: 6968 + 7147 = 14115 votes 7147

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
8853 Current Rating: 8853 + 8878 = 17731 votesCurrent Rating: 8853 + 8878 = 17731 votes 8878

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
7393 Current Rating: 7393 + 6349 = 13742 votesCurrent Rating: 7393 + 6349 = 13742 votes 6349

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
7201 Current Rating: 7201 + 6536 = 13737 votesCurrent Rating: 7201 + 6536 = 13737 votes 6536

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
7172 Current Rating: 7172 + 5614 = 12786 votesCurrent Rating: 7172 + 5614 = 12786 votes 5614

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
7684 Current Rating: 7684 + 9784 = 17468 votesCurrent Rating: 7684 + 9784 = 17468 votes 9784

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
7824 Current Rating: 7824 + 7100 = 14924 votesCurrent Rating: 7824 + 7100 = 14924 votes 7100


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
6348 Current Rating: 6348 + 5735 = 12083 votesCurrent Rating: 6348 + 5735 = 12083 votes 5735

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
7777 Current Rating: 7777 + 7950 = 15727 votesCurrent Rating: 7777 + 7950 = 15727 votes 7950

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
7819 Current Rating: 7819 + 7498 = 15317 votesCurrent Rating: 7819 + 7498 = 15317 votes 7498

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
14576 Current Rating: 14576 + 16964 = 31540 votesCurrent Rating: 14576 + 16964 = 31540 votes 16964

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
9016 Current Rating: 9016 + 12518 = 21534 votesCurrent Rating: 9016 + 12518 = 21534 votes 12518

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
6969 Current Rating: 6969 + 6159 = 13128 votesCurrent Rating: 6969 + 6159 = 13128 votes 6159

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
17551 Current Rating: 17551 + 18977 = 36528 votesCurrent Rating: 17551 + 18977 = 36528 votes 18977

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
8419 Current Rating: 8419 + 8357 = 16776 votesCurrent Rating: 8419 + 8357 = 16776 votes 8357

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
7664 Current Rating: 7664 + 6663 = 14327 votesCurrent Rating: 7664 + 6663 = 14327 votes 6663

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
8537 Current Rating: 8537 + 11853 = 20390 votesCurrent Rating: 8537 + 11853 = 20390 votes 11853

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
7430 Current Rating: 7430 + 6416 = 13846 votesCurrent Rating: 7430 + 6416 = 13846 votes 6416

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
5847 Current Rating: 5847 + 4783 = 10630 votesCurrent Rating: 5847 + 4783 = 10630 votes 4783

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
6551 Current Rating: 6551 + 5635 = 12186 votesCurrent Rating: 6551 + 5635 = 12186 votes 5635

[1198] 10: Good morning class
7596 Current Rating: 7596 + 6796 = 14392 votesCurrent Rating: 7596 + 6796 = 14392 votes 6796

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
8920 Current Rating: 8920 + 8280 = 17200 votesCurrent Rating: 8920 + 8280 = 17200 votes 8280

[1196] 8: I
7864 Current Rating: 7864 + 7575 = 15439 votesCurrent Rating: 7864 + 7575 = 15439 votes 7575

[1195] 7: I do believe I
10153 Current Rating: 10153 + 10458 = 20611 votesCurrent Rating: 10153 + 10458 = 20611 votes 10458

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
6505 Current Rating: 6505 + 5700 = 12205 votesCurrent Rating: 6505 + 5700 = 12205 votes 5700

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
9239 Current Rating: 9239 + 10210 = 19449 votesCurrent Rating: 9239 + 10210 = 19449 votes 10210

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
6948 Current Rating: 6948 + 6634 = 13582 votesCurrent Rating: 6948 + 6634 = 13582 votes 6634

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
10693 Current Rating: 10693 + 10583 = 21276 votesCurrent Rating: 10693 + 10583 = 21276 votes 10583


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
7865 Current Rating: 7865 + 6864 = 14729 votesCurrent Rating: 7865 + 6864 = 14729 votes 6864

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
19419 Current Rating: 19419 + 21131 = 40550 votesCurrent Rating: 19419 + 21131 = 40550 votes 21131

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
13289 Current Rating: 13289 + 14343 = 27632 votesCurrent Rating: 13289 + 14343 = 27632 votes 14343

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
8394 Current Rating: 8394 + 7500 = 15894 votesCurrent Rating: 8394 + 7500 = 15894 votes 7500

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
8725 Current Rating: 8725 + 7902 = 16627 votesCurrent Rating: 8725 + 7902 = 16627 votes 7902

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
8532 Current Rating: 8532 + 9536 = 18068 votesCurrent Rating: 8532 + 9536 = 18068 votes 9536

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
6677 Current Rating: 6677 + 6107 = 12784 votesCurrent Rating: 6677 + 6107 = 12784 votes 6107

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
6267 Current Rating: 6267 + 5226 = 11493 votesCurrent Rating: 6267 + 5226 = 11493 votes 5226

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
6613 Current Rating: 6613 + 5726 = 12339 votesCurrent Rating: 6613 + 5726 = 12339 votes 5726

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
8559 Current Rating: 8559 + 11127 = 19686 votesCurrent Rating: 8559 + 11127 = 19686 votes 11127

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
5625 Current Rating: 5625 + 4990 = 10615 votesCurrent Rating: 5625 + 4990 = 10615 votes 4990

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
7290 Current Rating: 7290 + 6356 = 13646 votesCurrent Rating: 7290 + 6356 = 13646 votes 6356

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
6819 Current Rating: 6819 + 6402 = 13221 votesCurrent Rating: 6819 + 6402 = 13221 votes 6402

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
6351 Current Rating: 6351 + 8054 = 14405 votesCurrent Rating: 6351 + 8054 = 14405 votes 8054

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
6788 Current Rating: 6788 + 6014 = 12802 votesCurrent Rating: 6788 + 6014 = 12802 votes 6014

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
8036 Current Rating: 8036 + 8309 = 16345 votesCurrent Rating: 8036 + 8309 = 16345 votes 8309

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
6412 Current Rating: 6412 + 5481 = 11893 votesCurrent Rating: 6412 + 5481 = 11893 votes 5481

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
6972 Current Rating: 6972 + 6127 = 13099 votesCurrent Rating: 6972 + 6127 = 13099 votes 6127

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
6688 Current Rating: 6688 + 5782 = 12470 votesCurrent Rating: 6688 + 5782 = 12470 votes 5782

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
5556 Current Rating: 5556 + 5645 = 11201 votesCurrent Rating: 5556 + 5645 = 11201 votes 5645


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
7248 Current Rating: 7248 + 6562 = 13810 votesCurrent Rating: 7248 + 6562 = 13810 votes 6562

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
6568 Current Rating: 6568 + 5568 = 12136 votesCurrent Rating: 6568 + 5568 = 12136 votes 5568

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
7639 Current Rating: 7639 + 7593 = 15232 votesCurrent Rating: 7639 + 7593 = 15232 votes 7593

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
7200 Current Rating: 7200 + 6460 = 13660 votesCurrent Rating: 7200 + 6460 = 13660 votes 6460

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
5924 Current Rating: 5924 + 5033 = 10957 votesCurrent Rating: 5924 + 5033 = 10957 votes 5033

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
6254 Current Rating: 6254 + 5491 = 11745 votesCurrent Rating: 6254 + 5491 = 11745 votes 5491

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
6840 Current Rating: 6840 + 5742 = 12582 votesCurrent Rating: 6840 + 5742 = 12582 votes 5742

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
5619 Current Rating: 5619 + 4588 = 10207 votesCurrent Rating: 5619 + 4588 = 10207 votes 4588

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
5608 Current Rating: 5608 + 4709 = 10317 votesCurrent Rating: 5608 + 4709 = 10317 votes 4709

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
7305 Current Rating: 7305 + 6428 = 13733 votesCurrent Rating: 7305 + 6428 = 13733 votes 6428

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
6331 Current Rating: 6331 + 5698 = 12029 votesCurrent Rating: 6331 + 5698 = 12029 votes 5698

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
5960 Current Rating: 5960 + 5303 = 11263 votesCurrent Rating: 5960 + 5303 = 11263 votes 5303

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
5788 Current Rating: 5788 + 4789 = 10577 votesCurrent Rating: 5788 + 4789 = 10577 votes 4789

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
9325 Current Rating: 9325 + 11948 = 21273 votesCurrent Rating: 9325 + 11948 = 21273 votes 11948

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
6319 Current Rating: 6319 + 5670 = 11989 votesCurrent Rating: 6319 + 5670 = 11989 votes 5670

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
8018 Current Rating: 8018 + 10067 = 18085 votesCurrent Rating: 8018 + 10067 = 18085 votes 10067


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
8010 Current Rating: 8010 + 7251 = 15261 votesCurrent Rating: 8010 + 7251 = 15261 votes 7251

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
7002 Current Rating: 7002 + 8740 = 15742 votesCurrent Rating: 7002 + 8740 = 15742 votes 8740

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
14732 Current Rating: 14732 + 16391 = 31123 votesCurrent Rating: 14732 + 16391 = 31123 votes 16391

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
8392 Current Rating: 8392 + 8806 = 17198 votesCurrent Rating: 8392 + 8806 = 17198 votes 8806

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
6531 Current Rating: 6531 + 5741 = 12272 votesCurrent Rating: 6531 + 5741 = 12272 votes 5741

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
6804 Current Rating: 6804 + 8446 = 15250 votesCurrent Rating: 6804 + 8446 = 15250 votes 8446

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
6205 Current Rating: 6205 + 5292 = 11497 votesCurrent Rating: 6205 + 5292 = 11497 votes 5292

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
6313 Current Rating: 6313 + 6545 = 12858 votesCurrent Rating: 6313 + 6545 = 12858 votes 6545

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
7551 Current Rating: 7551 + 9261 = 16812 votesCurrent Rating: 7551 + 9261 = 16812 votes 9261

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
5617 Current Rating: 5617 + 4712 = 10329 votesCurrent Rating: 5617 + 4712 = 10329 votes 4712


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
7704 Current Rating: 7704 + 11197 = 18901 votesCurrent Rating: 7704 + 11197 = 18901 votes 11197

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
7163 Current Rating: 7163 + 7116 = 14279 votesCurrent Rating: 7163 + 7116 = 14279 votes 7116

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
6141 Current Rating: 6141 + 7824 = 13965 votesCurrent Rating: 6141 + 7824 = 13965 votes 7824

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
6188 Current Rating: 6188 + 5323 = 11511 votesCurrent Rating: 6188 + 5323 = 11511 votes 5323

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
6231 Current Rating: 6231 + 5543 = 11774 votesCurrent Rating: 6231 + 5543 = 11774 votes 5543

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
8683 Current Rating: 8683 + 8209 = 16892 votesCurrent Rating: 8683 + 8209 = 16892 votes 8209

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
5922 Current Rating: 5922 + 8736 = 14658 votesCurrent Rating: 5922 + 8736 = 14658 votes 8736

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
14112 Current Rating: 14112 + 14536 = 28648 votesCurrent Rating: 14112 + 14536 = 28648 votes 14536

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
7408 Current Rating: 7408 + 7094 = 14502 votesCurrent Rating: 7408 + 7094 = 14502 votes 7094

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
8310 Current Rating: 8310 + 10119 = 18429 votesCurrent Rating: 8310 + 10119 = 18429 votes 10119

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
8223 Current Rating: 8223 + 7908 = 16131 votesCurrent Rating: 8223 + 7908 = 16131 votes 7908

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
8031 Current Rating: 8031 + 7386 = 15417 votesCurrent Rating: 8031 + 7386 = 15417 votes 7386

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
13167 Current Rating: 13167 + 15606 = 28773 votesCurrent Rating: 13167 + 15606 = 28773 votes 15606

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
8097 Current Rating: 8097 + 9821 = 17918 votesCurrent Rating: 8097 + 9821 = 17918 votes 9821

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
8304 Current Rating: 8304 + 9111 = 17415 votesCurrent Rating: 8304 + 9111 = 17415 votes 9111

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
6578 Current Rating: 6578 + 5844 = 12422 votesCurrent Rating: 6578 + 5844 = 12422 votes 5844

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
7242 Current Rating: 7242 + 8908 = 16150 votesCurrent Rating: 7242 + 8908 = 16150 votes 8908

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
8175 Current Rating: 8175 + 7532 = 15707 votesCurrent Rating: 8175 + 7532 = 15707 votes 7532

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
6023 Current Rating: 6023 + 5552 = 11575 votesCurrent Rating: 6023 + 5552 = 11575 votes 5552

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
7532 Current Rating: 7532 + 8317 = 15849 votesCurrent Rating: 7532 + 8317 = 15849 votes 8317

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
7648 Current Rating: 7648 + 9404 = 17052 votesCurrent Rating: 7648 + 9404 = 17052 votes 9404

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
7419 Current Rating: 7419 + 6575 = 13994 votesCurrent Rating: 7419 + 6575 = 13994 votes 6575

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
6226 Current Rating: 6226 + 5350 = 11576 votesCurrent Rating: 6226 + 5350 = 11576 votes 5350

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
9095 Current Rating: 9095 + 10390 = 19485 votesCurrent Rating: 9095 + 10390 = 19485 votes 10390


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
7105 Current Rating: 7105 + 6258 = 13363 votesCurrent Rating: 7105 + 6258 = 13363 votes 6258

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
7347 Current Rating: 7347 + 6989 = 14336 votesCurrent Rating: 7347 + 6989 = 14336 votes 6989

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
7072 Current Rating: 7072 + 8039 = 15111 votesCurrent Rating: 7072 + 8039 = 15111 votes 8039

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
6815 Current Rating: 6815 + 6139 = 12954 votesCurrent Rating: 6815 + 6139 = 12954 votes 6139

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
6059 Current Rating: 6059 + 6053 = 12112 votesCurrent Rating: 6059 + 6053 = 12112 votes 6053

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
7454 Current Rating: 7454 + 8780 = 16234 votesCurrent Rating: 7454 + 8780 = 16234 votes 8780

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
6762 Current Rating: 6762 + 8501 = 15263 votesCurrent Rating: 6762 + 8501 = 15263 votes 8501

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
6291 Current Rating: 6291 + 8115 = 14406 votesCurrent Rating: 6291 + 8115 = 14406 votes 8115

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
6026 Current Rating: 6026 + 5313 = 11339 votesCurrent Rating: 6026 + 5313 = 11339 votes 5313

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
5869 Current Rating: 5869 + 4898 = 10767 votesCurrent Rating: 5869 + 4898 = 10767 votes 4898

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
9103 Current Rating: 9103 + 8607 = 17710 votesCurrent Rating: 9103 + 8607 = 17710 votes 8607

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
7497 Current Rating: 7497 + 7745 = 15242 votesCurrent Rating: 7497 + 7745 = 15242 votes 7745

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
6439 Current Rating: 6439 + 6069 = 12508 votesCurrent Rating: 6439 + 6069 = 12508 votes 6069

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
6178 Current Rating: 6178 + 7976 = 14154 votesCurrent Rating: 6178 + 7976 = 14154 votes 7976

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
6057 Current Rating: 6057 + 5130 = 11187 votesCurrent Rating: 6057 + 5130 = 11187 votes 5130

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
6701 Current Rating: 6701 + 5766 = 12467 votesCurrent Rating: 6701 + 5766 = 12467 votes 5766

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
5442 Current Rating: 5442 + 4608 = 10050 votesCurrent Rating: 5442 + 4608 = 10050 votes 4608

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
5914 Current Rating: 5914 + 5250 = 11164 votesCurrent Rating: 5914 + 5250 = 11164 votes 5250

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
6541 Current Rating: 6541 + 5713 = 12254 votesCurrent Rating: 6541 + 5713 = 12254 votes 5713


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
5817 Current Rating: 5817 + 4712 = 10529 votesCurrent Rating: 5817 + 4712 = 10529 votes 4712

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
6704 Current Rating: 6704 + 7750 = 14454 votesCurrent Rating: 6704 + 7750 = 14454 votes 7750

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
7128 Current Rating: 7128 + 6203 = 13331 votesCurrent Rating: 7128 + 6203 = 13331 votes 6203

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
6134 Current Rating: 6134 + 5611 = 11745 votesCurrent Rating: 6134 + 5611 = 11745 votes 5611

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
7332 Current Rating: 7332 + 6483 = 13815 votesCurrent Rating: 7332 + 6483 = 13815 votes 6483

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
6167 Current Rating: 6167 + 7890 = 14057 votesCurrent Rating: 6167 + 7890 = 14057 votes 7890

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
8145 Current Rating: 8145 + 8456 = 16601 votesCurrent Rating: 8145 + 8456 = 16601 votes 8456

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
6249 Current Rating: 6249 + 7191 = 13440 votesCurrent Rating: 6249 + 7191 = 13440 votes 7191

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
5813 Current Rating: 5813 + 5318 = 11131 votesCurrent Rating: 5813 + 5318 = 11131 votes 5318

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
6584 Current Rating: 6584 + 6308 = 12892 votesCurrent Rating: 6584 + 6308 = 12892 votes 6308

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
13387 Current Rating: 13387 + 14176 = 27563 votesCurrent Rating: 13387 + 14176 = 27563 votes 14176

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
6516 Current Rating: 6516 + 6313 = 12829 votesCurrent Rating: 6516 + 6313 = 12829 votes 6313

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
6267 Current Rating: 6267 + 5520 = 11787 votesCurrent Rating: 6267 + 5520 = 11787 votes 5520

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
7140 Current Rating: 7140 + 6369 = 13509 votesCurrent Rating: 7140 + 6369 = 13509 votes 6369

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
7016 Current Rating: 7016 + 6071 = 13087 votesCurrent Rating: 7016 + 6071 = 13087 votes 6071


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
6482 Current Rating: 6482 + 5518 = 12000 votesCurrent Rating: 6482 + 5518 = 12000 votes 5518

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
6892 Current Rating: 6892 + 6034 = 12926 votesCurrent Rating: 6892 + 6034 = 12926 votes 6034

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
6228 Current Rating: 6228 + 5353 = 11581 votesCurrent Rating: 6228 + 5353 = 11581 votes 5353

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
7737 Current Rating: 7737 + 11307 = 19044 votesCurrent Rating: 7737 + 11307 = 19044 votes 11307

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
8397 Current Rating: 8397 + 7969 = 16366 votesCurrent Rating: 8397 + 7969 = 16366 votes 7969

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
11780 Current Rating: 11780 + 13484 = 25264 votesCurrent Rating: 11780 + 13484 = 25264 votes 13484

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
9369 Current Rating: 9369 + 8660 = 18029 votesCurrent Rating: 9369 + 8660 = 18029 votes 8660

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
6996 Current Rating: 6996 + 6123 = 13119 votesCurrent Rating: 6996 + 6123 = 13119 votes 6123

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
18806 Current Rating: 18806 + 20346 = 39152 votesCurrent Rating: 18806 + 20346 = 39152 votes 20346

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
7327 Current Rating: 7327 + 6467 = 13794 votesCurrent Rating: 7327 + 6467 = 13794 votes 6467

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
5399 Current Rating: 5399 + 4785 = 10184 votesCurrent Rating: 5399 + 4785 = 10184 votes 4785

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
6388 Current Rating: 6388 + 5857 = 12245 votesCurrent Rating: 6388 + 5857 = 12245 votes 5857

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
5796 Current Rating: 5796 + 4907 = 10703 votesCurrent Rating: 5796 + 4907 = 10703 votes 4907

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
6739 Current Rating: 6739 + 7626 = 14365 votesCurrent Rating: 6739 + 7626 = 14365 votes 7626

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
6136 Current Rating: 6136 + 5542 = 11678 votesCurrent Rating: 6136 + 5542 = 11678 votes 5542

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
6967 Current Rating: 6967 + 9208 = 16175 votesCurrent Rating: 6967 + 9208 = 16175 votes 9208

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
7434 Current Rating: 7434 + 9446 = 16880 votesCurrent Rating: 7434 + 9446 = 16880 votes 9446

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
8032 Current Rating: 8032 + 8370 = 16402 votesCurrent Rating: 8032 + 8370 = 16402 votes 8370

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
17296 Current Rating: 17296 + 16736 = 34032 votesCurrent Rating: 17296 + 16736 = 34032 votes 16736

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
11025 Current Rating: 11025 + 11738 = 22763 votesCurrent Rating: 11025 + 11738 = 22763 votes 11738

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
10649 Current Rating: 10649 + 11506 = 22155 votesCurrent Rating: 10649 + 11506 = 22155 votes 11506

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
7457 Current Rating: 7457 + 8776 = 16233 votesCurrent Rating: 7457 + 8776 = 16233 votes 8776

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
6923 Current Rating: 6923 + 6061 = 12984 votesCurrent Rating: 6923 + 6061 = 12984 votes 6061


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
7189 Current Rating: 7189 + 7640 = 14829 votesCurrent Rating: 7189 + 7640 = 14829 votes 7640

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
5724 Current Rating: 5724 + 7487 = 13211 votesCurrent Rating: 5724 + 7487 = 13211 votes 7487

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
8906 Current Rating: 8906 + 10075 = 18981 votesCurrent Rating: 8906 + 10075 = 18981 votes 10075

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
17573 Current Rating: 17573 + 20461 = 38034 votesCurrent Rating: 17573 + 20461 = 38034 votes 20461

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
8143 Current Rating: 8143 + 9283 = 17426 votesCurrent Rating: 8143 + 9283 = 17426 votes 9283

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
6842 Current Rating: 6842 + 5903 = 12745 votesCurrent Rating: 6842 + 5903 = 12745 votes 5903

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
7168 Current Rating: 7168 + 6166 = 13334 votesCurrent Rating: 7168 + 6166 = 13334 votes 6166

[1056] 13: I won t be long
8518 Current Rating: 8518 + 11885 = 20403 votesCurrent Rating: 8518 + 11885 = 20403 votes 11885

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
9520 Current Rating: 9520 + 9972 = 19492 votesCurrent Rating: 9520 + 9972 = 19492 votes 9972

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
7830 Current Rating: 7830 + 7112 = 14942 votesCurrent Rating: 7830 + 7112 = 14942 votes 7112

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
7428 Current Rating: 7428 + 7437 = 14865 votesCurrent Rating: 7428 + 7437 = 14865 votes 7437

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
6675 Current Rating: 6675 + 8651 = 15326 votesCurrent Rating: 6675 + 8651 = 15326 votes 8651

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
7135 Current Rating: 7135 + 6298 = 13433 votesCurrent Rating: 7135 + 6298 = 13433 votes 6298

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
6778 Current Rating: 6778 + 8617 = 15395 votesCurrent Rating: 6778 + 8617 = 15395 votes 8617

[1049] 6: Then she said
35992 Current Rating: 35992 + 37967 = 73959 votesCurrent Rating: 35992 + 37967 = 73959 votes 37967

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
6841 Current Rating: 6841 + 9124 = 15965 votesCurrent Rating: 6841 + 9124 = 15965 votes 9124

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
5312 Current Rating: 5312 + 4713 = 10025 votesCurrent Rating: 5312 + 4713 = 10025 votes 4713

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
5726 Current Rating: 5726 + 4860 = 10586 votesCurrent Rating: 5726 + 4860 = 10586 votes 4860

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
6613 Current Rating: 6613 + 5878 = 12491 votesCurrent Rating: 6613 + 5878 = 12491 votes 5878

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
7329 Current Rating: 7329 + 8970 = 16299 votesCurrent Rating: 7329 + 8970 = 16299 votes 8970


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
6947 Current Rating: 6947 + 6024 = 12971 votesCurrent Rating: 6947 + 6024 = 12971 votes 6024

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
7665 Current Rating: 7665 + 9491 = 17156 votesCurrent Rating: 7665 + 9491 = 17156 votes 9491

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
7229 Current Rating: 7229 + 6458 = 13687 votesCurrent Rating: 7229 + 6458 = 13687 votes 6458

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
10277 Current Rating: 10277 + 11784 = 22061 votesCurrent Rating: 10277 + 11784 = 22061 votes 11784

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
7562 Current Rating: 7562 + 6475 = 14037 votesCurrent Rating: 7562 + 6475 = 14037 votes 6475

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
7221 Current Rating: 7221 + 9890 = 17111 votesCurrent Rating: 7221 + 9890 = 17111 votes 9890

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
15920 Current Rating: 15920 + 16981 = 32901 votesCurrent Rating: 15920 + 16981 = 32901 votes 16981

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
22118 Current Rating: 22118 + 25805 = 47923 votesCurrent Rating: 22118 + 25805 = 47923 votes 25805

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
9410 Current Rating: 9410 + 12087 = 21497 votesCurrent Rating: 9410 + 12087 = 21497 votes 12087

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
9051 Current Rating: 9051 + 8364 = 17415 votesCurrent Rating: 9051 + 8364 = 17415 votes 8364

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
10125 Current Rating: 10125 + 10819 = 20944 votesCurrent Rating: 10125 + 10819 = 20944 votes 10819

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
11874 Current Rating: 11874 + 46625 = 58499 votesCurrent Rating: 11874 + 46625 = 58499 votes 46625

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
21503 Current Rating: 21503 + 22496 = 43999 votesCurrent Rating: 21503 + 22496 = 43999 votes 22496

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
7384 Current Rating: 7384 + 8223 = 15607 votesCurrent Rating: 7384 + 8223 = 15607 votes 8223

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
6670 Current Rating: 6670 + 8323 = 14993 votesCurrent Rating: 6670 + 8323 = 14993 votes 8323

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
7360 Current Rating: 7360 + 8248 = 15608 votesCurrent Rating: 7360 + 8248 = 15608 votes 8248

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
6713 Current Rating: 6713 + 5721 = 12434 votesCurrent Rating: 6713 + 5721 = 12434 votes 5721

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
6794 Current Rating: 6794 + 5886 = 12680 votesCurrent Rating: 6794 + 5886 = 12680 votes 5886






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