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Dec 2018
[1687] 19: Once again we see the insanity of the modern world
420 Current Rating: 420 + 535 = 955 votesCurrent Rating: 420 + 535 = 955 votes 535

[1686] 14: I hate the world we live in
183 Current Rating: 183 + 309 = 492 votesCurrent Rating: 183 + 309 = 492 votes 309

[1685] 11: I ve broken the world record
194 Current Rating: 194 + 288 = 482 votesCurrent Rating: 194 + 288 = 482 votes 288

[1684] 7: I ve had enough
387 Current Rating: 387 + 489 = 876 votesCurrent Rating: 387 + 489 = 876 votes 489

[1683] 4: How about one more game
176 Current Rating: 176 + 245 = 421 votesCurrent Rating: 176 + 245 = 421 votes 245


Nov 2018
[1682] 30: What are you reading?
265 Current Rating: 265 + 389 = 654 votesCurrent Rating: 265 + 389 = 654 votes 389

[1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it
281 Current Rating: 281 + 351 = 632 votesCurrent Rating: 281 + 351 = 632 votes 351

[1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument
645 Current Rating: 645 + 834 = 1479 votesCurrent Rating: 645 + 834 = 1479 votes 834

[1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night
249 Current Rating: 249 + 293 = 542 votesCurrent Rating: 249 + 293 = 542 votes 293

[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
236 Current Rating: 236 + 346 = 582 votesCurrent Rating: 236 + 346 = 582 votes 346

[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
195 Current Rating: 195 + 286 = 481 votesCurrent Rating: 195 + 286 = 481 votes 286

[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
281 Current Rating: 281 + 358 = 639 votesCurrent Rating: 281 + 358 = 639 votes 358

[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
355 Current Rating: 355 + 405 = 760 votesCurrent Rating: 355 + 405 = 760 votes 405


Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
322 Current Rating: 322 + 378 = 700 votesCurrent Rating: 322 + 378 = 700 votes 378

[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
314 Current Rating: 314 + 363 = 677 votesCurrent Rating: 314 + 363 = 677 votes 363

[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
255 Current Rating: 255 + 338 = 593 votesCurrent Rating: 255 + 338 = 593 votes 338

[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
223 Current Rating: 223 + 246 = 469 votesCurrent Rating: 223 + 246 = 469 votes 246

[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
251 Current Rating: 251 + 276 = 527 votesCurrent Rating: 251 + 276 = 527 votes 276

[1669] 12: It s getting late
178 Current Rating: 178 + 233 = 411 votesCurrent Rating: 178 + 233 = 411 votes 233

[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
236 Current Rating: 236 + 256 = 492 votesCurrent Rating: 236 + 256 = 492 votes 256

[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
313 Current Rating: 313 + 338 = 651 votesCurrent Rating: 313 + 338 = 651 votes 338


Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
420 Current Rating: 420 + 375 = 795 votesCurrent Rating: 420 + 375 = 795 votes 375

[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
325 Current Rating: 325 + 353 = 678 votesCurrent Rating: 325 + 353 = 678 votes 353

[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
653 Current Rating: 653 + 734 = 1387 votesCurrent Rating: 653 + 734 = 1387 votes 734

[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
316 Current Rating: 316 + 421 = 737 votesCurrent Rating: 316 + 421 = 737 votes 421

[1662] 14: I d like a double
375 Current Rating: 375 + 465 = 840 votesCurrent Rating: 375 + 465 = 840 votes 465

[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
271 Current Rating: 271 + 297 = 568 votesCurrent Rating: 271 + 297 = 568 votes 297

[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
238 Current Rating: 238 + 273 = 511 votesCurrent Rating: 238 + 273 = 511 votes 273

[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
287 Current Rating: 287 + 335 = 622 votesCurrent Rating: 287 + 335 = 622 votes 335


Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
335 Current Rating: 335 + 378 = 713 votesCurrent Rating: 335 + 378 = 713 votes 378

[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1524 = 2926 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1524 = 2926 votes 1524

[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
318 Current Rating: 318 + 349 = 667 votesCurrent Rating: 318 + 349 = 667 votes 349

[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
313 Current Rating: 313 + 337 = 650 votesCurrent Rating: 313 + 337 = 650 votes 337

[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
353 Current Rating: 353 + 386 = 739 votesCurrent Rating: 353 + 386 = 739 votes 386

[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
421 Current Rating: 421 + 743 = 1164 votesCurrent Rating: 421 + 743 = 1164 votes 743

[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
330 Current Rating: 330 + 373 = 703 votesCurrent Rating: 330 + 373 = 703 votes 373

[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
371 Current Rating: 371 + 398 = 769 votesCurrent Rating: 371 + 398 = 769 votes 398

[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
365 Current Rating: 365 + 485 = 850 votesCurrent Rating: 365 + 485 = 850 votes 485


Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
369 Current Rating: 369 + 416 = 785 votesCurrent Rating: 369 + 416 = 785 votes 416

[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
418 Current Rating: 418 + 448 = 866 votesCurrent Rating: 418 + 448 = 866 votes 448

[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
383 Current Rating: 383 + 455 = 838 votesCurrent Rating: 383 + 455 = 838 votes 455

[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
713 Current Rating: 713 + 809 = 1522 votesCurrent Rating: 713 + 809 = 1522 votes 809

[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
964 Current Rating: 964 + 1089 = 2053 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 1089 = 2053 votes 1089

[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
711 Current Rating: 711 + 773 = 1484 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 773 = 1484 votes 773

[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
489 Current Rating: 489 + 595 = 1084 votesCurrent Rating: 489 + 595 = 1084 votes 595


Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
444 Current Rating: 444 + 627 = 1071 votesCurrent Rating: 444 + 627 = 1071 votes 627

[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
435 Current Rating: 435 + 527 = 962 votesCurrent Rating: 435 + 527 = 962 votes 527

[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
841 Current Rating: 841 + 911 = 1752 votesCurrent Rating: 841 + 911 = 1752 votes 911

[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
454 Current Rating: 454 + 467 = 921 votesCurrent Rating: 454 + 467 = 921 votes 467

[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 1123 = 2132 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 1123 = 2132 votes 1123

[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
433 Current Rating: 433 + 430 = 863 votesCurrent Rating: 433 + 430 = 863 votes 430

[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
361 Current Rating: 361 + 371 = 732 votesCurrent Rating: 361 + 371 = 732 votes 371

[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
494 Current Rating: 494 + 525 = 1019 votesCurrent Rating: 494 + 525 = 1019 votes 525


May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
550 Current Rating: 550 + 518 = 1068 votesCurrent Rating: 550 + 518 = 1068 votes 518

[1633] 25: What are you watching?
787 Current Rating: 787 + 796 = 1583 votesCurrent Rating: 787 + 796 = 1583 votes 796

[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
498 Current Rating: 498 + 463 = 961 votesCurrent Rating: 498 + 463 = 961 votes 463

[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
691 Current Rating: 691 + 727 = 1418 votesCurrent Rating: 691 + 727 = 1418 votes 727

[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
665 Current Rating: 665 + 666 = 1331 votesCurrent Rating: 665 + 666 = 1331 votes 666

[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
711 Current Rating: 711 + 683 = 1394 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 683 = 1394 votes 683

[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 935 = 2549 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 935 = 2549 votes 935

[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
821 Current Rating: 821 + 876 = 1697 votesCurrent Rating: 821 + 876 = 1697 votes 876


Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
556 Current Rating: 556 + 588 = 1144 votesCurrent Rating: 556 + 588 = 1144 votes 588

[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
2006 Current Rating: 2006 + 810 = 2816 votesCurrent Rating: 2006 + 810 = 2816 votes 810

[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 971 = 2329 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 971 = 2329 votes 971

[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
2154 Current Rating: 2154 + 1016 = 3170 votesCurrent Rating: 2154 + 1016 = 3170 votes 1016

[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
689 Current Rating: 689 + 1331 = 2020 votesCurrent Rating: 689 + 1331 = 2020 votes 1331

[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
678 Current Rating: 678 + 759 = 1437 votesCurrent Rating: 678 + 759 = 1437 votes 759

[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 851 = 1911 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 851 = 1911 votes 851

[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
484 Current Rating: 484 + 448 = 932 votesCurrent Rating: 484 + 448 = 932 votes 448


Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
2557 Current Rating: 2557 + 2345 = 4902 votesCurrent Rating: 2557 + 2345 = 4902 votes 2345

[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
729 Current Rating: 729 + 775 = 1504 votesCurrent Rating: 729 + 775 = 1504 votes 775

[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
473 Current Rating: 473 + 505 = 978 votesCurrent Rating: 473 + 505 = 978 votes 505

[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
579 Current Rating: 579 + 571 = 1150 votesCurrent Rating: 579 + 571 = 1150 votes 571

[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
499 Current Rating: 499 + 521 = 1020 votesCurrent Rating: 499 + 521 = 1020 votes 521

[1613] 9: Drinks on me
696 Current Rating: 696 + 598 = 1294 votesCurrent Rating: 696 + 598 = 1294 votes 598

[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
600 Current Rating: 600 + 672 = 1272 votesCurrent Rating: 600 + 672 = 1272 votes 672


Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
667 Current Rating: 667 + 654 = 1321 votesCurrent Rating: 667 + 654 = 1321 votes 654

[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
579 Current Rating: 579 + 615 = 1194 votesCurrent Rating: 579 + 615 = 1194 votes 615

[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
520 Current Rating: 520 + 580 = 1100 votesCurrent Rating: 520 + 580 = 1100 votes 580

[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
591 Current Rating: 591 + 610 = 1201 votesCurrent Rating: 591 + 610 = 1201 votes 610

[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
618 Current Rating: 618 + 717 = 1335 votesCurrent Rating: 618 + 717 = 1335 votes 717

[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
761 Current Rating: 761 + 673 = 1434 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 673 = 1434 votes 673

[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
606 Current Rating: 606 + 641 = 1247 votesCurrent Rating: 606 + 641 = 1247 votes 641


Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
683 Current Rating: 683 + 703 = 1386 votesCurrent Rating: 683 + 703 = 1386 votes 703

[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
603 Current Rating: 603 + 619 = 1222 votesCurrent Rating: 603 + 619 = 1222 votes 619

[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
1262 Current Rating: 1262 + 691 = 1953 votesCurrent Rating: 1262 + 691 = 1953 votes 691

[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
651 Current Rating: 651 + 771 = 1422 votesCurrent Rating: 651 + 771 = 1422 votes 771

[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
604 Current Rating: 604 + 656 = 1260 votesCurrent Rating: 604 + 656 = 1260 votes 656

[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
558 Current Rating: 558 + 579 = 1137 votesCurrent Rating: 558 + 579 = 1137 votes 579

[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
374 Current Rating: 374 + 422 = 796 votesCurrent Rating: 374 + 422 = 796 votes 422






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