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Dec 2018
[1687] 19: Once again we see the insanity of the modern world
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[1686] 14: I hate the world we live in
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[1685] 11: I ve broken the world record
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[1684] 7: I ve had enough
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[1683] 4: How about one more game
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Nov 2018
[1682] 30: What are you reading?
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[1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it
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[1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument
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[1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night
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[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
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[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
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[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
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[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
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Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
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[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
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[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
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[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
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[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
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[1669] 12: It s getting late
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[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
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[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
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Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
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[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
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[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
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[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
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[1662] 14: I d like a double
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[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
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[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
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[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
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Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
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[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
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[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
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[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
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[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
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[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
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[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
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[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
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[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
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Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
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[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
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[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
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[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
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[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
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[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
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[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
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Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
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[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
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[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
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[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
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[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
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[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
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[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
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[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
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May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
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[1633] 25: What are you watching?
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[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
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[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
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[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
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[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
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[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
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[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
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Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
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[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
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[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
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[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
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[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
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[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
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[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
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[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
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Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
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[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
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[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
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[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
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[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
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[1613] 9: Drinks on me
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[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
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Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
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[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
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[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
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[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
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[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
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[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
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[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
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Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
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[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
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[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
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[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
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[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
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[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
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[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
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