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Dec 2018
[1687] 19: Once again we see the insanity of the modern world
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 972 = 2147 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 972 = 2147 votes 972

[1686] 14: I hate the world we live in
910 Current Rating: 910 + 694 = 1604 votesCurrent Rating: 910 + 694 = 1604 votes 694

[1685] 11: I ve broken the world record
922 Current Rating: 922 + 677 = 1599 votesCurrent Rating: 922 + 677 = 1599 votes 677

[1684] 7: I ve had enough
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 867 = 1960 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 867 = 1960 votes 867

[1683] 4: How about one more game
901 Current Rating: 901 + 636 = 1537 votesCurrent Rating: 901 + 636 = 1537 votes 636


Nov 2018
[1682] 30: What are you reading?
959 Current Rating: 959 + 750 = 1709 votesCurrent Rating: 959 + 750 = 1709 votes 750

[1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 743 = 1748 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 743 = 1748 votes 743

[1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1258 = 2654 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1258 = 2654 votes 1258

[1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 709 = 1713 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 709 = 1713 votes 709

[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
953 Current Rating: 953 + 721 = 1674 votesCurrent Rating: 953 + 721 = 1674 votes 721

[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
893 Current Rating: 893 + 640 = 1533 votesCurrent Rating: 893 + 640 = 1533 votes 640

[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 756 = 1771 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 756 = 1771 votes 756

[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
1061 Current Rating: 1061 + 795 = 1856 votesCurrent Rating: 1061 + 795 = 1856 votes 795


Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 768 = 1797 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 768 = 1797 votes 768

[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 776 = 1819 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 776 = 1819 votes 776

[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 745 = 1752 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 745 = 1752 votes 745

[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
964 Current Rating: 964 + 704 = 1668 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 704 = 1668 votes 704

[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 689 = 1693 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 689 = 1693 votes 689

[1669] 12: It s getting late
885 Current Rating: 885 + 601 = 1486 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 601 = 1486 votes 601

[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
992 Current Rating: 992 + 733 = 1725 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 733 = 1725 votes 733

[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
1034 Current Rating: 1034 + 736 = 1770 votesCurrent Rating: 1034 + 736 = 1770 votes 736


Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 773 = 1943 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 773 = 1943 votes 773

[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 754 = 1797 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 754 = 1797 votes 754

[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
1540 Current Rating: 1540 + 1247 = 2787 votesCurrent Rating: 1540 + 1247 = 2787 votes 1247

[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 813 = 1851 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 813 = 1851 votes 813

[1662] 14: I d like a double
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 906 = 2034 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 906 = 2034 votes 906

[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
998 Current Rating: 998 + 703 = 1701 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 703 = 1701 votes 703

[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
934 Current Rating: 934 + 633 = 1567 votesCurrent Rating: 934 + 633 = 1567 votes 633

[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 730 = 1742 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 730 = 1742 votes 730


Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 860 = 1928 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 860 = 1928 votes 860

[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
2232 Current Rating: 2232 + 1981 = 4213 votesCurrent Rating: 2232 + 1981 = 4213 votes 1981

[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
1001 Current Rating: 1001 + 719 = 1720 votesCurrent Rating: 1001 + 719 = 1720 votes 719

[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
1062 Current Rating: 1062 + 751 = 1813 votesCurrent Rating: 1062 + 751 = 1813 votes 751

[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
1132 Current Rating: 1132 + 829 = 1961 votesCurrent Rating: 1132 + 829 = 1961 votes 829

[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 1193 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 1193 = 2369 votes 1193

[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 748 = 1768 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 748 = 1768 votes 748

[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
1129 Current Rating: 1129 + 832 = 1961 votesCurrent Rating: 1129 + 832 = 1961 votes 832

[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 866 = 1925 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 866 = 1925 votes 866


Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 853 = 1977 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 853 = 1977 votes 853

[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 894 = 2065 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 894 = 2065 votes 894

[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 908 = 2071 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 908 = 2071 votes 908

[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
1585 Current Rating: 1585 + 1237 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1585 + 1237 = 2822 votes 1237

[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
1907 Current Rating: 1907 + 1606 = 3513 votesCurrent Rating: 1907 + 1606 = 3513 votes 1606

[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
1634 Current Rating: 1634 + 1255 = 2889 votesCurrent Rating: 1634 + 1255 = 2889 votes 1255

[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1030 = 2296 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1030 = 2296 votes 1030


Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 1060 = 2274 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 1060 = 2274 votes 1060

[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 938 = 2102 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 938 = 2102 votes 938

[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
1791 Current Rating: 1791 + 1466 = 3257 votesCurrent Rating: 1791 + 1466 = 3257 votes 1466

[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
1270 Current Rating: 1270 + 1008 = 2278 votesCurrent Rating: 1270 + 1008 = 2278 votes 1008

[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
1990 Current Rating: 1990 + 1655 = 3645 votesCurrent Rating: 1990 + 1655 = 3645 votes 1655

[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 884 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 884 = 2104 votes 884

[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
1074 Current Rating: 1074 + 762 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 1074 + 762 = 1836 votes 762

[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 986 = 2268 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 986 = 2268 votes 986


May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
1321 Current Rating: 1321 + 1075 = 2396 votesCurrent Rating: 1321 + 1075 = 2396 votes 1075

[1633] 25: What are you watching?
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1375 = 3131 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1375 = 3131 votes 1375

[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
1245 Current Rating: 1245 + 1039 = 2284 votesCurrent Rating: 1245 + 1039 = 2284 votes 1039

[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1229 = 2852 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1229 = 2852 votes 1229

[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
1535 Current Rating: 1535 + 1274 = 2809 votesCurrent Rating: 1535 + 1274 = 2809 votes 1274

[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
1668 Current Rating: 1668 + 1386 = 3054 votesCurrent Rating: 1668 + 1386 = 3054 votes 1386

[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
2447 Current Rating: 2447 + 2316 = 4763 votesCurrent Rating: 2447 + 2316 = 4763 votes 2316

[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
1801 Current Rating: 1801 + 1468 = 3269 votesCurrent Rating: 1801 + 1468 = 3269 votes 1468


Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 993 = 2287 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 993 = 2287 votes 993

[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
2872 Current Rating: 2872 + 1299 = 4171 votesCurrent Rating: 2872 + 1299 = 4171 votes 1299

[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
2243 Current Rating: 2243 + 1467 = 3710 votesCurrent Rating: 2243 + 1467 = 3710 votes 1467

[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
3014 Current Rating: 3014 + 1490 = 4504 votesCurrent Rating: 3014 + 1490 = 4504 votes 1490

[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
1674 Current Rating: 1674 + 1819 = 3493 votesCurrent Rating: 1674 + 1819 = 3493 votes 1819

[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
1608 Current Rating: 1608 + 1251 = 2859 votesCurrent Rating: 1608 + 1251 = 2859 votes 1251

[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
2053 Current Rating: 2053 + 1404 = 3457 votesCurrent Rating: 2053 + 1404 = 3457 votes 1404

[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 804 = 1963 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 804 = 1963 votes 804


Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
3426 Current Rating: 3426 + 2820 = 6246 votesCurrent Rating: 3426 + 2820 = 6246 votes 2820

[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
1666 Current Rating: 1666 + 1261 = 2927 votesCurrent Rating: 1666 + 1261 = 2927 votes 1261

[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 941 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 941 = 2206 votes 941

[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1063 = 2484 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1063 = 2484 votes 1063

[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 928 = 2174 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 928 = 2174 votes 928

[1613] 9: Drinks on me
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1128 = 2783 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1128 = 2783 votes 1128

[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1193 = 2670 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1193 = 2670 votes 1193


Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
1691 Current Rating: 1691 + 1186 = 2877 votesCurrent Rating: 1691 + 1186 = 2877 votes 1186

[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
1414 Current Rating: 1414 + 1090 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1414 + 1090 = 2504 votes 1090

[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1019 = 2317 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1019 = 2317 votes 1019

[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1152 = 2664 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1152 = 2664 votes 1152

[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1274 = 2792 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1274 = 2792 votes 1274

[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1143 = 2812 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1143 = 2812 votes 1143

[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
1546 Current Rating: 1546 + 1203 = 2749 votesCurrent Rating: 1546 + 1203 = 2749 votes 1203


Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
1663 Current Rating: 1663 + 1241 = 2904 votesCurrent Rating: 1663 + 1241 = 2904 votes 1241

[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
1550 Current Rating: 1550 + 1173 = 2723 votesCurrent Rating: 1550 + 1173 = 2723 votes 1173

[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
2169 Current Rating: 2169 + 1221 = 3390 votesCurrent Rating: 2169 + 1221 = 3390 votes 1221

[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1287 = 2817 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1287 = 2817 votes 1287

[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
1540 Current Rating: 1540 + 1219 = 2759 votesCurrent Rating: 1540 + 1219 = 2759 votes 1219

[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1109 = 2583 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1109 = 2583 votes 1109

[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 805 = 1903 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 805 = 1903 votes 805






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