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Dec 2018
[1687] 19: Once again we see the insanity of the modern world
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1323 = 3116 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1323 = 3116 votes 1323

[1686] 14: I hate the world we live in
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 900 = 2273 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 900 = 2273 votes 900

[1685] 11: I ve broken the world record
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 877 = 2249 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 877 = 2249 votes 877

[1684] 7: I ve had enough
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1158 = 2846 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1158 = 2846 votes 1158

[1683] 4: How about one more game
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 839 = 2190 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 839 = 2190 votes 839


Nov 2018
[1682] 30: What are you reading?
1444 Current Rating: 1444 + 969 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1444 + 969 = 2413 votes 969

[1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1026 = 2609 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1026 = 2609 votes 1026

[1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument
2106 Current Rating: 2106 + 1658 = 3764 votesCurrent Rating: 2106 + 1658 = 3764 votes 1658

[1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 997 = 2572 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 997 = 2572 votes 997

[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 954 = 2400 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 954 = 2400 votes 954

[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 798 = 2093 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 798 = 2093 votes 798

[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
1596 Current Rating: 1596 + 1068 = 2664 votesCurrent Rating: 1596 + 1068 = 2664 votes 1068

[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
1585 Current Rating: 1585 + 1033 = 2618 votesCurrent Rating: 1585 + 1033 = 2618 votes 1033


Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 1060 = 2706 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 1060 = 2706 votes 1060

[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 1025 = 2618 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 1025 = 2618 votes 1025

[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
1567 Current Rating: 1567 + 1087 = 2654 votesCurrent Rating: 1567 + 1087 = 2654 votes 1087

[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
1465 Current Rating: 1465 + 933 = 2398 votesCurrent Rating: 1465 + 933 = 2398 votes 933

[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 984 = 2589 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 984 = 2589 votes 984

[1669] 12: It s getting late
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 764 = 2065 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 764 = 2065 votes 764

[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1005 = 2565 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1005 = 2565 votes 1005

[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 1014 = 2665 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 1014 = 2665 votes 1014


Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
1752 Current Rating: 1752 + 1083 = 2835 votesCurrent Rating: 1752 + 1083 = 2835 votes 1083

[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1012 = 2596 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1012 = 2596 votes 1012

[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
2576 Current Rating: 2576 + 1808 = 4384 votesCurrent Rating: 2576 + 1808 = 4384 votes 1808

[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
1619 Current Rating: 1619 + 1083 = 2702 votesCurrent Rating: 1619 + 1083 = 2702 votes 1083

[1662] 14: I d like a double
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 1239 = 2946 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 1239 = 2946 votes 1239

[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 981 = 2556 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 981 = 2556 votes 981

[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 828 = 2189 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 828 = 2189 votes 828

[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
1595 Current Rating: 1595 + 1050 = 2645 votesCurrent Rating: 1595 + 1050 = 2645 votes 1050


Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1135 = 2748 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1135 = 2748 votes 1135

[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
2679 Current Rating: 2679 + 2191 = 4870 votesCurrent Rating: 2679 + 2191 = 4870 votes 2191

[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
1545 Current Rating: 1545 + 976 = 2521 votesCurrent Rating: 1545 + 976 = 2521 votes 976

[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 1026 = 2643 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 1026 = 2643 votes 1026

[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
1751 Current Rating: 1751 + 1140 = 2891 votesCurrent Rating: 1751 + 1140 = 2891 votes 1140

[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
1748 Current Rating: 1748 + 1506 = 3254 votesCurrent Rating: 1748 + 1506 = 3254 votes 1506

[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1019 = 2607 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1019 = 2607 votes 1019

[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
1738 Current Rating: 1738 + 1175 = 2913 votesCurrent Rating: 1738 + 1175 = 2913 votes 1175

[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1125 = 2745 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1125 = 2745 votes 1125


Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 1199 = 2918 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 1199 = 2918 votes 1199

[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
1760 Current Rating: 1760 + 1222 = 2982 votesCurrent Rating: 1760 + 1222 = 2982 votes 1222

[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
1728 Current Rating: 1728 + 1240 = 2968 votesCurrent Rating: 1728 + 1240 = 2968 votes 1240

[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
2021 Current Rating: 2021 + 1413 = 3434 votesCurrent Rating: 2021 + 1413 = 3434 votes 1413

[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
2428 Current Rating: 2428 + 1817 = 4245 votesCurrent Rating: 2428 + 1817 = 4245 votes 1817

[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
2160 Current Rating: 2160 + 1478 = 3638 votesCurrent Rating: 2160 + 1478 = 3638 votes 1478

[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
1912 Current Rating: 1912 + 1391 = 3303 votesCurrent Rating: 1912 + 1391 = 3303 votes 1391


Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
1895 Current Rating: 1895 + 1441 = 3336 votesCurrent Rating: 1895 + 1441 = 3336 votes 1441

[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1267 = 3004 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1267 = 3004 votes 1267

[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
2324 Current Rating: 2324 + 1686 = 4010 votesCurrent Rating: 2324 + 1686 = 4010 votes 1686

[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
1937 Current Rating: 1937 + 1385 = 3322 votesCurrent Rating: 1937 + 1385 = 3322 votes 1385

[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
2534 Current Rating: 2534 + 1876 = 4410 votesCurrent Rating: 2534 + 1876 = 4410 votes 1876

[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
1847 Current Rating: 1847 + 1242 = 3089 votesCurrent Rating: 1847 + 1242 = 3089 votes 1242

[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
1755 Current Rating: 1755 + 1098 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1755 + 1098 = 2853 votes 1098

[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
1972 Current Rating: 1972 + 1382 = 3354 votesCurrent Rating: 1972 + 1382 = 3354 votes 1382


May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
2032 Current Rating: 2032 + 1464 = 3496 votesCurrent Rating: 2032 + 1464 = 3496 votes 1464

[1633] 25: What are you watching?
2360 Current Rating: 2360 + 1614 = 3974 votesCurrent Rating: 2360 + 1614 = 3974 votes 1614

[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
1883 Current Rating: 1883 + 1389 = 3272 votesCurrent Rating: 1883 + 1389 = 3272 votes 1389

[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
2176 Current Rating: 2176 + 1477 = 3653 votesCurrent Rating: 2176 + 1477 = 3653 votes 1477

[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
2590 Current Rating: 2590 + 1872 = 4462 votesCurrent Rating: 2590 + 1872 = 4462 votes 1872

[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
2224 Current Rating: 2224 + 1604 = 3828 votesCurrent Rating: 2224 + 1604 = 3828 votes 1604

[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
2889 Current Rating: 2889 + 2478 = 5367 votesCurrent Rating: 2889 + 2478 = 5367 votes 2478

[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
2371 Current Rating: 2371 + 1706 = 4077 votesCurrent Rating: 2371 + 1706 = 4077 votes 1706


Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 1362 = 3340 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 1362 = 3340 votes 1362

[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
3295 Current Rating: 3295 + 5515 = 8810 votesCurrent Rating: 3295 + 5515 = 8810 votes 5515

[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
2718 Current Rating: 2718 + 1681 = 4399 votesCurrent Rating: 2718 + 1681 = 4399 votes 1681

[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
3490 Current Rating: 3490 + 5702 = 9192 votesCurrent Rating: 3490 + 5702 = 9192 votes 5702

[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
2282 Current Rating: 2282 + 2021 = 4303 votesCurrent Rating: 2282 + 2021 = 4303 votes 2021

[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
2384 Current Rating: 2384 + 1582 = 3966 votesCurrent Rating: 2384 + 1582 = 3966 votes 1582

[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
2596 Current Rating: 2596 + 1638 = 4234 votesCurrent Rating: 2596 + 1638 = 4234 votes 1638

[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1116 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1116 = 2896 votes 1116


Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
3899 Current Rating: 3899 + 3040 = 6939 votesCurrent Rating: 3899 + 3040 = 6939 votes 3040

[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
2365 Current Rating: 2365 + 1470 = 3835 votesCurrent Rating: 2365 + 1470 = 3835 votes 1470

[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
1965 Current Rating: 1965 + 1349 = 3314 votesCurrent Rating: 1965 + 1349 = 3314 votes 1349

[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
2246 Current Rating: 2246 + 1582 = 3828 votesCurrent Rating: 2246 + 1582 = 3828 votes 1582

[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
1907 Current Rating: 1907 + 1299 = 3206 votesCurrent Rating: 1907 + 1299 = 3206 votes 1299

[1613] 9: Drinks on me
2359 Current Rating: 2359 + 1385 = 3744 votesCurrent Rating: 2359 + 1385 = 3744 votes 1385

[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
2410 Current Rating: 2410 + 1735 = 4145 votesCurrent Rating: 2410 + 1735 = 4145 votes 1735


Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
2310 Current Rating: 2310 + 1440 = 3750 votesCurrent Rating: 2310 + 1440 = 3750 votes 1440

[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
2251 Current Rating: 2251 + 1608 = 3859 votesCurrent Rating: 2251 + 1608 = 3859 votes 1608

[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
2071 Current Rating: 2071 + 1435 = 3506 votesCurrent Rating: 2071 + 1435 = 3506 votes 1435

[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
2561 Current Rating: 2561 + 1761 = 4322 votesCurrent Rating: 2561 + 1761 = 4322 votes 1761

[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
2625 Current Rating: 2625 + 1887 = 4512 votesCurrent Rating: 2625 + 1887 = 4512 votes 1887

[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
2216 Current Rating: 2216 + 1343 = 3559 votesCurrent Rating: 2216 + 1343 = 3559 votes 1343

[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
2629 Current Rating: 2629 + 1820 = 4449 votesCurrent Rating: 2629 + 1820 = 4449 votes 1820


Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
2241 Current Rating: 2241 + 1475 = 3716 votesCurrent Rating: 2241 + 1475 = 3716 votes 1475

[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
2573 Current Rating: 2573 + 1767 = 4340 votesCurrent Rating: 2573 + 1767 = 4340 votes 1767

[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
2695 Current Rating: 2695 + 4470 = 7165 votesCurrent Rating: 2695 + 4470 = 7165 votes 4470

[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
2525 Current Rating: 2525 + 1864 = 4389 votesCurrent Rating: 2525 + 1864 = 4389 votes 1864

[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
2734 Current Rating: 2734 + 1884 = 4618 votesCurrent Rating: 2734 + 1884 = 4618 votes 1884

[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
2300 Current Rating: 2300 + 1611 = 3911 votesCurrent Rating: 2300 + 1611 = 3911 votes 1611

[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1067 = 2691 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1067 = 2691 votes 1067






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