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Dec 2018
[1687] 19: Once again we see the insanity of the modern world
1856 Current Rating: 1856 + 1397 = 3253 votesCurrent Rating: 1856 + 1397 = 3253 votes 1397

[1686] 14: I hate the world we live in
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 957 = 2393 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 957 = 2393 votes 957

[1685] 11: I ve broken the world record
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 953 = 2399 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 953 = 2399 votes 953

[1684] 7: I ve had enough
1745 Current Rating: 1745 + 1212 = 2957 votesCurrent Rating: 1745 + 1212 = 2957 votes 1212

[1683] 4: How about one more game
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 911 = 2326 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 911 = 2326 votes 911


Nov 2018
[1682] 30: What are you reading?
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1018 = 2507 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1018 = 2507 votes 1018

[1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 1089 = 2740 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 1089 = 2740 votes 1089

[1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument
2164 Current Rating: 2164 + 1720 = 3884 votesCurrent Rating: 2164 + 1720 = 3884 votes 1720

[1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night
1657 Current Rating: 1657 + 1071 = 2728 votesCurrent Rating: 1657 + 1071 = 2728 votes 1071

[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1007 = 2499 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1007 = 2499 votes 1007

[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 849 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 849 = 2206 votes 849

[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
1664 Current Rating: 1664 + 1130 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1664 + 1130 = 2794 votes 1130

[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1101 = 2753 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1101 = 2753 votes 1101


Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
1724 Current Rating: 1724 + 1129 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1724 + 1129 = 2853 votes 1129

[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
1683 Current Rating: 1683 + 1118 = 2801 votesCurrent Rating: 1683 + 1118 = 2801 votes 1118

[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1197 = 2835 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1197 = 2835 votes 1197

[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1003 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1003 = 2532 votes 1003

[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
1679 Current Rating: 1679 + 1059 = 2738 votesCurrent Rating: 1679 + 1059 = 2738 votes 1059

[1669] 12: It s getting late
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 832 = 2189 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 832 = 2189 votes 832

[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1078 = 2733 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1078 = 2733 votes 1078

[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
1729 Current Rating: 1729 + 1093 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1729 + 1093 = 2822 votes 1093


Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
1828 Current Rating: 1828 + 1156 = 2984 votesCurrent Rating: 1828 + 1156 = 2984 votes 1156

[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
1664 Current Rating: 1664 + 1090 = 2754 votesCurrent Rating: 1664 + 1090 = 2754 votes 1090

[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
2645 Current Rating: 2645 + 1899 = 4544 votesCurrent Rating: 2645 + 1899 = 4544 votes 1899

[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
1687 Current Rating: 1687 + 1147 = 2834 votesCurrent Rating: 1687 + 1147 = 2834 votes 1147

[1662] 14: I d like a double
1795 Current Rating: 1795 + 1327 = 3122 votesCurrent Rating: 1795 + 1327 = 3122 votes 1327

[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1055 = 2707 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1055 = 2707 votes 1055

[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 893 = 2318 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 893 = 2318 votes 893

[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 1116 = 2792 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 1116 = 2792 votes 1116


Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
1683 Current Rating: 1683 + 1213 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1683 + 1213 = 2896 votes 1213

[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
2752 Current Rating: 2752 + 2269 = 5021 votesCurrent Rating: 2752 + 2269 = 5021 votes 2269

[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1037 = 2638 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1037 = 2638 votes 1037

[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
1706 Current Rating: 1706 + 1101 = 2807 votesCurrent Rating: 1706 + 1101 = 2807 votes 1101

[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
1831 Current Rating: 1831 + 1222 = 3053 votesCurrent Rating: 1831 + 1222 = 3053 votes 1222

[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
1843 Current Rating: 1843 + 1590 = 3433 votesCurrent Rating: 1843 + 1590 = 3433 votes 1590

[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1094 = 2754 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1094 = 2754 votes 1094

[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
1817 Current Rating: 1817 + 1248 = 3065 votesCurrent Rating: 1817 + 1248 = 3065 votes 1248

[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
1673 Current Rating: 1673 + 1187 = 2860 votesCurrent Rating: 1673 + 1187 = 2860 votes 1187


Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1275 = 3068 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1275 = 3068 votes 1275

[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
1837 Current Rating: 1837 + 1302 = 3139 votesCurrent Rating: 1837 + 1302 = 3139 votes 1302

[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
1824 Current Rating: 1824 + 1325 = 3149 votesCurrent Rating: 1824 + 1325 = 3149 votes 1325

[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
2082 Current Rating: 2082 + 1473 = 3555 votesCurrent Rating: 2082 + 1473 = 3555 votes 1473

[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
2510 Current Rating: 2510 + 1891 = 4401 votesCurrent Rating: 2510 + 1891 = 4401 votes 1891

[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
2243 Current Rating: 2243 + 1548 = 3791 votesCurrent Rating: 2243 + 1548 = 3791 votes 1548

[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
2003 Current Rating: 2003 + 1480 = 3483 votesCurrent Rating: 2003 + 1480 = 3483 votes 1480


Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
1969 Current Rating: 1969 + 1522 = 3491 votesCurrent Rating: 1969 + 1522 = 3491 votes 1522

[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1331 = 3136 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1331 = 3136 votes 1331

[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
2411 Current Rating: 2411 + 1767 = 4178 votesCurrent Rating: 2411 + 1767 = 4178 votes 1767

[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
2040 Current Rating: 2040 + 1467 = 3507 votesCurrent Rating: 2040 + 1467 = 3507 votes 1467

[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
2613 Current Rating: 2613 + 1943 = 4556 votesCurrent Rating: 2613 + 1943 = 4556 votes 1943

[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
1940 Current Rating: 1940 + 1326 = 3266 votesCurrent Rating: 1940 + 1326 = 3266 votes 1326

[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
1814 Current Rating: 1814 + 1160 = 2974 votesCurrent Rating: 1814 + 1160 = 2974 votes 1160

[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
2056 Current Rating: 2056 + 1473 = 3529 votesCurrent Rating: 2056 + 1473 = 3529 votes 1473


May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
2105 Current Rating: 2105 + 1547 = 3652 votesCurrent Rating: 2105 + 1547 = 3652 votes 1547

[1633] 25: What are you watching?
2445 Current Rating: 2445 + 1701 = 4146 votesCurrent Rating: 2445 + 1701 = 4146 votes 1701

[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 1470 = 3427 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 1470 = 3427 votes 1470

[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
2259 Current Rating: 2259 + 1556 = 3815 votesCurrent Rating: 2259 + 1556 = 3815 votes 1556

[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
2673 Current Rating: 2673 + 1944 = 4617 votesCurrent Rating: 2673 + 1944 = 4617 votes 1944

[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
2311 Current Rating: 2311 + 1687 = 3998 votesCurrent Rating: 2311 + 1687 = 3998 votes 1687

[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
2952 Current Rating: 2952 + 2552 = 5504 votesCurrent Rating: 2952 + 2552 = 5504 votes 2552

[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
2468 Current Rating: 2468 + 1793 = 4261 votesCurrent Rating: 2468 + 1793 = 4261 votes 1793


Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
2049 Current Rating: 2049 + 1428 = 3477 votesCurrent Rating: 2049 + 1428 = 3477 votes 1428

[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
3382 Current Rating: 3382 + 5596 = 8978 votesCurrent Rating: 3382 + 5596 = 8978 votes 5596

[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
2795 Current Rating: 2795 + 4764 = 7559 votesCurrent Rating: 2795 + 4764 = 7559 votes 4764

[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
3567 Current Rating: 3567 + 5788 = 9355 votesCurrent Rating: 3567 + 5788 = 9355 votes 5788

[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
2372 Current Rating: 2372 + 2109 = 4481 votesCurrent Rating: 2372 + 2109 = 4481 votes 2109

[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
2472 Current Rating: 2472 + 1663 = 4135 votesCurrent Rating: 2472 + 1663 = 4135 votes 1663

[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
2687 Current Rating: 2687 + 1715 = 4402 votesCurrent Rating: 2687 + 1715 = 4402 votes 1715

[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
1838 Current Rating: 1838 + 1171 = 3009 votesCurrent Rating: 1838 + 1171 = 3009 votes 1171


Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
3981 Current Rating: 3981 + 3134 = 7115 votesCurrent Rating: 3981 + 3134 = 7115 votes 3134

[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
2453 Current Rating: 2453 + 1558 = 4011 votesCurrent Rating: 2453 + 1558 = 4011 votes 1558

[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
2053 Current Rating: 2053 + 1427 = 3480 votesCurrent Rating: 2053 + 1427 = 3480 votes 1427

[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
2340 Current Rating: 2340 + 1675 = 4015 votesCurrent Rating: 2340 + 1675 = 4015 votes 1675

[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
1974 Current Rating: 1974 + 1372 = 3346 votesCurrent Rating: 1974 + 1372 = 3346 votes 1372

[1613] 9: Drinks on me
2454 Current Rating: 2454 + 1485 = 3939 votesCurrent Rating: 2454 + 1485 = 3939 votes 1485

[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
2502 Current Rating: 2502 + 1830 = 4332 votesCurrent Rating: 2502 + 1830 = 4332 votes 1830


Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
2412 Current Rating: 2412 + 1528 = 3940 votesCurrent Rating: 2412 + 1528 = 3940 votes 1528

[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
2334 Current Rating: 2334 + 1674 = 4008 votesCurrent Rating: 2334 + 1674 = 4008 votes 1674

[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
2161 Current Rating: 2161 + 1518 = 3679 votesCurrent Rating: 2161 + 1518 = 3679 votes 1518

[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
2656 Current Rating: 2656 + 1848 = 4504 votesCurrent Rating: 2656 + 1848 = 4504 votes 1848

[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
2721 Current Rating: 2721 + 1983 = 4704 votesCurrent Rating: 2721 + 1983 = 4704 votes 1983

[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
2286 Current Rating: 2286 + 1423 = 3709 votesCurrent Rating: 2286 + 1423 = 3709 votes 1423

[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
2723 Current Rating: 2723 + 1913 = 4636 votesCurrent Rating: 2723 + 1913 = 4636 votes 1913


Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
2342 Current Rating: 2342 + 1578 = 3920 votesCurrent Rating: 2342 + 1578 = 3920 votes 1578

[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
2669 Current Rating: 2669 + 1865 = 4534 votesCurrent Rating: 2669 + 1865 = 4534 votes 1865

[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
2790 Current Rating: 2790 + 4564 = 7354 votesCurrent Rating: 2790 + 4564 = 7354 votes 4564

[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
2605 Current Rating: 2605 + 1944 = 4549 votesCurrent Rating: 2605 + 1944 = 4549 votes 1944

[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
2823 Current Rating: 2823 + 1981 = 4804 votesCurrent Rating: 2823 + 1981 = 4804 votes 1981

[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
2392 Current Rating: 2392 + 1707 = 4099 votesCurrent Rating: 2392 + 1707 = 4099 votes 1707

[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
1697 Current Rating: 1697 + 1129 = 2826 votesCurrent Rating: 1697 + 1129 = 2826 votes 1129






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