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Dec 2020 [1879] 18: Son I think you should know something important 126658   60088 [1878] 15: I fancy my chances with her 45471   45326 [1877] 11: I ve found it so hard to start dating again 16088   15818 [1876] 8: You look pitiful 72612   71408 [1875] 4: I heard also you got the new iPhone 137585   41882 [1874] 2: You arsehole! 33029   32489
| | Nov 2020 [1873] 27: As I m your lawyer 90900   90214 [1872] 24: How about we stay in for some NetfliX and chill tonight? 25514   24402 [1871] 20: I thought you were joining us for some poker 110878   110778 [1870] 17: For today s session, is there anything you d like to ask 105380   104240 [1869] 13: I see he s over there chatting up yet another woman 73924   72955 [1868] 10: Thanks for popping over 27635   27267 [1867] 6: I hear you re the best divorce lawyer 72169   71707 [1866] 3: I can t believe you re late again! 106356   105416
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| Oct 2020 [1865] 30: I have to go 58163   57606 [1864] 27: WOW! Your new car is fantastic! 82343   81767 [1863] 23: You say things are not going so well this week 67409   66788 [1862] 20: I m buying, drinks for everyone! 30147   30207 [1861] 16: Your wife is certainly looking fit these days 112198   112244 [1860] 13: Have you been crying? 86002   85554 [1859] 9: I m being sued, I hope you can help 87111   87237 [1858] 6: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 40845   39822 [1857] 2: Just when you think the world can t get any crazier 54487   50159
| | Sep 2020 [1856] 29: I wonder how many parents 94460   97373 [1855] 25: I spent the weekend with a high-class escort 25913   26236 [1854] 22: Welcome back, how was your trip? 86731   86266 [1853] 18: You re back, I thought you were heading home? 75019   74068 [1852] 15: Where were you yesterday 79628   78497 [1851] 11: I need a damn drink now! 89780   88697 [1850] 8: Do you think you re ready 97578   96637 [1849] 4: I had to catch the train 35730   35013 [1848] 1: You seem jolly pleased with yourself 75576   74315
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| Aug 2020 [1847] 28: The lead-up to the United States Presidential Elections 83825   82821 [1846] 25: We found out my cousin has a peanut allergy 92967   92297 [1845] 21: Thankfully we got you out 126321   124710 [1844] 18: I m getting really tired of all of these protests 55287   55350 [1843] 14: Okay quick, change the channel 94835   94739 [1842] 11: I need you to represent me 110795   110473 [1841] 7: I saw that you managed to get that girl to go home 99087   98258 [1840] 4: Doc, how long before you get the Coronavirus test results back? 156340   45677
| | Jul 2020 [1839] 31: So how s your sister s new baby? 79183   77856 [1838] 28: So we ve had enough sessions 70888   70490 [1837] 24: Where have you been, it s 11 O clock already? 74696   74052 [1836] 21: I thought you were going to your colleague s baby s Christening 42000   41096 [1835] 17: My girlfriend is furious with me 77190   75376 [1834] 14: I ve had a look at your article for the website 71749   71120 [1833] 10: You seem pleased with yourself 60397   59514 [1832] 7: Hi there, how was the weekend? 49621   45880 [1831] 3: So son, tomorrow you re getting married 120102   116092
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| Jun 2020 [1830] 30: Excuse me did you happen to hook your tee shot 91725   84482 [1829] 26: So did you try the exercises I set out 119329   113906 [1828] 23: The world is totally messed up these days ... 102405   100223 [1827] 19: You ve been found guilty of shoplifting 152119   151135 [1826] 16: It s two in the morning already 59695   59607 [1825] 12: If you win the lottery 61631   60851 [1824] 9: Doctor you ve looked after me so well 56183   54901 [1823] 5: Apparently being obese increases the risk of dementia 38655   39875 [1822] 2: You need to know something about your cousin 23441   22493
| | May 2020 [1821] 29: You need to get rid of some of these jars 74361   75545 [1820] 26: I really hope the scientists make a breakthrough 128103   127607 [1819] 22: You say you want to improve your self esteem 60052   59456 [1818] 19: I see Apple are releasing a new version 143654   143476 [1817] 15: Drinks for everyone on me! 89727   88251 [1816] 12: You ve been spending a lot of time on that phone 28493   27319 [1815] 8: This Coronavirus pandemic is terrible 157192   156320 [1814] 5: I m home, I still didn t manage to get everything 101870   100661 [1813] 1: My wife and I were shopping 67136   66391
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| Apr 2020 [1812] 28: I know we re just starting out 68206   67977 [1811] 24: I need a divorce quick 88097   87188 [1808] 21: Nice hat, is it new? 20113   19212 [1807] 17: Trying to find ways to keep busy under lockdown 128708   69496 [1806] 14: Did you hear they've cancelled Wimbledon 13562   12557 [1805] 10: Hey, how are you doing? 52661   52187 [1804] 7: I ve had enough of the way you treat me 48019   47313 [1803] 3: Sorry I m late, I got so drunk last night 89078   87586
| | Mar 2020 [1802] 31: Well that was a surreal experience 155104   66150 [1801] 27: What s it like being an Uber driver? 100429   100281 [1800] 24: Good morning dad, how are things? 82703   81733 [1799] 20: I m so tired of all of these smart ads 52994   51866 [1798] 17: I see the SETI@home internet-connected screensaver 119370   119006 [1797] 13: I m back, shopping all done for another week 13106   12050 [1796] 10: Do you mind if I sleep over at your place tonight? 114466   113742 [1795] 6: Did you see an Amazon tribe has been discovered 46333   45254 [1794] 3: What s wrong, why are you so upset? 82919   82774
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| Feb 2020 [1793] 28: Have you guys tried tantric sex 91394   90118 [1792] 25: Can I have a latte with half non-fat 65817   64620 [1791] 21: It s only been a week since your husband passed 28432   28003 [1790] 18: So how did your big Valentine s Day date go? 80328   79837 [1789] 14: What are you doing? 56680   55851 [1788] 11: Here comes one of those SJW vegan activists 62001   61381 [1787] 7: You re late 118181   115721 [1786] 4: It s Valentine s Day next week 36554   35779
| | Jan 2020 [1785] 31: Do you have a number or email address 83938   83988 [1784] 28: Darling, now that we re married 144884   170882 [1783] 25: I see that astronaut Christina Koch 84985   84580 [1782] 21: I m starving 75888   73889 [1781] 17: As this is our first session 88799   87686 [1780] 14: I want to sue the Police 93706   91084 [1779] 10: Welcome back, how was your Christmas and New Year s 72557   71102 [1778] 7: How were the holidays? 60778   60541
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