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Dec 2021
[1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas
5046 Current Rating: 5046 + 5152 = 10198 votesCurrent Rating: 5046 + 5152 = 10198 votes 5152

[1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these
2033 Current Rating: 2033 + 2356 = 4389 votesCurrent Rating: 2033 + 2356 = 4389 votes 2356

[1971] 14: Drinks on me
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1419 = 2820 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1419 = 2820 votes 1419

[1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something
1758 Current Rating: 1758 + 1880 = 3638 votesCurrent Rating: 1758 + 1880 = 3638 votes 1880

[1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well
2022 Current Rating: 2022 + 2895 = 4917 votesCurrent Rating: 2022 + 2895 = 4917 votes 2895

[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 2389 = 4073 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 2389 = 4073 votes 2389


Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1645 = 3178 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1645 = 3178 votes 1645

[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
1910 Current Rating: 1910 + 2316 = 4226 votesCurrent Rating: 1910 + 2316 = 4226 votes 2316

[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
2416 Current Rating: 2416 + 2566 = 4982 votesCurrent Rating: 2416 + 2566 = 4982 votes 2566

[1964] 16: We want a divorce
2046 Current Rating: 2046 + 2306 = 4352 votesCurrent Rating: 2046 + 2306 = 4352 votes 2306

[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
2062 Current Rating: 2062 + 2291 = 4353 votesCurrent Rating: 2062 + 2291 = 4353 votes 2291

[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
1833 Current Rating: 1833 + 2100 = 3933 votesCurrent Rating: 1833 + 2100 = 3933 votes 2100

[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
1859 Current Rating: 1859 + 1959 = 3818 votesCurrent Rating: 1859 + 1959 = 3818 votes 1959

[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
1923 Current Rating: 1923 + 2334 = 4257 votesCurrent Rating: 1923 + 2334 = 4257 votes 2334


Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
3266 Current Rating: 3266 + 3480 = 6746 votesCurrent Rating: 3266 + 3480 = 6746 votes 3480

[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
2526 Current Rating: 2526 + 2682 = 5208 votesCurrent Rating: 2526 + 2682 = 5208 votes 2682

[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
3444 Current Rating: 3444 + 4212 = 7656 votesCurrent Rating: 3444 + 4212 = 7656 votes 4212

[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
3282 Current Rating: 3282 + 3705 = 6987 votesCurrent Rating: 3282 + 3705 = 6987 votes 3705

[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
2754 Current Rating: 2754 + 2872 = 5626 votesCurrent Rating: 2754 + 2872 = 5626 votes 2872

[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
2218 Current Rating: 2218 + 2504 = 4722 votesCurrent Rating: 2218 + 2504 = 4722 votes 2504

[1953] 1: I ll call you later
2203 Current Rating: 2203 + 2413 = 4616 votesCurrent Rating: 2203 + 2413 = 4616 votes 2413


Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
4728 Current Rating: 4728 + 4703 = 9431 votesCurrent Rating: 4728 + 4703 = 9431 votes 4703

[1951] 24: Since our last session
2681 Current Rating: 2681 + 2830 = 5511 votesCurrent Rating: 2681 + 2830 = 5511 votes 2830

[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
1902 Current Rating: 1902 + 2018 = 3920 votesCurrent Rating: 1902 + 2018 = 3920 votes 2018

[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
2399 Current Rating: 2399 + 2847 = 5246 votesCurrent Rating: 2399 + 2847 = 5246 votes 2847

[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
7723 Current Rating: 7723 + 8083 = 15806 votesCurrent Rating: 7723 + 8083 = 15806 votes 8083

[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
2924 Current Rating: 2924 + 3196 = 6120 votesCurrent Rating: 2924 + 3196 = 6120 votes 3196

[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
2486 Current Rating: 2486 + 2711 = 5197 votesCurrent Rating: 2486 + 2711 = 5197 votes 2711

[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
2641 Current Rating: 2641 + 2759 = 5400 votesCurrent Rating: 2641 + 2759 = 5400 votes 2759


Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
2433 Current Rating: 2433 + 2686 = 5119 votesCurrent Rating: 2433 + 2686 = 5119 votes 2686

[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
2366 Current Rating: 2366 + 2528 = 4894 votesCurrent Rating: 2366 + 2528 = 4894 votes 2528

[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
2471 Current Rating: 2471 + 2502 = 4973 votesCurrent Rating: 2471 + 2502 = 4973 votes 2502

[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
6441 Current Rating: 6441 + 6240 = 12681 votesCurrent Rating: 6441 + 6240 = 12681 votes 6240

[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
2519 Current Rating: 2519 + 2657 = 5176 votesCurrent Rating: 2519 + 2657 = 5176 votes 2657

[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
2665 Current Rating: 2665 + 3059 = 5724 votesCurrent Rating: 2665 + 3059 = 5724 votes 3059

[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
5286 Current Rating: 5286 + 5362 = 10648 votesCurrent Rating: 5286 + 5362 = 10648 votes 5362

[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
4250 Current Rating: 4250 + 3681 = 7931 votesCurrent Rating: 4250 + 3681 = 7931 votes 3681

[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
3462 Current Rating: 3462 + 2889 = 6351 votesCurrent Rating: 3462 + 2889 = 6351 votes 2889


Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
5545 Current Rating: 5545 + 5490 = 11035 votesCurrent Rating: 5545 + 5490 = 11035 votes 5490

[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
3476 Current Rating: 3476 + 3787 = 7263 votesCurrent Rating: 3476 + 3787 = 7263 votes 3787

[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
2514 Current Rating: 2514 + 2410 = 4924 votesCurrent Rating: 2514 + 2410 = 4924 votes 2410

[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
2496 Current Rating: 2496 + 2457 = 4953 votesCurrent Rating: 2496 + 2457 = 4953 votes 2457

[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
2849 Current Rating: 2849 + 2951 = 5800 votesCurrent Rating: 2849 + 2951 = 5800 votes 2951

[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
3304 Current Rating: 3304 + 3009 = 6313 votesCurrent Rating: 3304 + 3009 = 6313 votes 3009

[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
5982 Current Rating: 5982 + 6827 = 12809 votesCurrent Rating: 5982 + 6827 = 12809 votes 6827

[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
3023 Current Rating: 3023 + 3089 = 6112 votesCurrent Rating: 3023 + 3089 = 6112 votes 3089

[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
3073 Current Rating: 3073 + 2883 = 5956 votesCurrent Rating: 3073 + 2883 = 5956 votes 2883


Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
2663 Current Rating: 2663 + 2672 = 5335 votesCurrent Rating: 2663 + 2672 = 5335 votes 2672

[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
2694 Current Rating: 2694 + 2687 = 5381 votesCurrent Rating: 2694 + 2687 = 5381 votes 2687

[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
2895 Current Rating: 2895 + 2771 = 5666 votesCurrent Rating: 2895 + 2771 = 5666 votes 2771

[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
2763 Current Rating: 2763 + 2705 = 5468 votesCurrent Rating: 2763 + 2705 = 5468 votes 2705

[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
2873 Current Rating: 2873 + 2704 = 5577 votesCurrent Rating: 2873 + 2704 = 5577 votes 2704

[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
2902 Current Rating: 2902 + 2662 = 5564 votesCurrent Rating: 2902 + 2662 = 5564 votes 2662

[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
3557 Current Rating: 3557 + 3695 = 7252 votesCurrent Rating: 3557 + 3695 = 7252 votes 3695

[1919] 4: Congratulations!
2504 Current Rating: 2504 + 2453 = 4957 votesCurrent Rating: 2504 + 2453 = 4957 votes 2453

[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
3024 Current Rating: 3024 + 2971 = 5995 votesCurrent Rating: 3024 + 2971 = 5995 votes 2971


May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
2596 Current Rating: 2596 + 2523 = 5119 votesCurrent Rating: 2596 + 2523 = 5119 votes 2523

[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
2745 Current Rating: 2745 + 2516 = 5261 votesCurrent Rating: 2745 + 2516 = 5261 votes 2516

[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
2886 Current Rating: 2886 + 2626 = 5512 votesCurrent Rating: 2886 + 2626 = 5512 votes 2626

[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
2678 Current Rating: 2678 + 2624 = 5302 votesCurrent Rating: 2678 + 2624 = 5302 votes 2624

[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
2371 Current Rating: 2371 + 2519 = 4890 votesCurrent Rating: 2371 + 2519 = 4890 votes 2519

[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
4007 Current Rating: 4007 + 3979 = 7986 votesCurrent Rating: 4007 + 3979 = 7986 votes 3979

[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
2887 Current Rating: 2887 + 2919 = 5806 votesCurrent Rating: 2887 + 2919 = 5806 votes 2919


Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
4767 Current Rating: 4767 + 5412 = 10179 votesCurrent Rating: 4767 + 5412 = 10179 votes 5412

[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
2508 Current Rating: 2508 + 2560 = 5068 votesCurrent Rating: 2508 + 2560 = 5068 votes 2560

[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
2656 Current Rating: 2656 + 2782 = 5438 votesCurrent Rating: 2656 + 2782 = 5438 votes 2782

[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
2593 Current Rating: 2593 + 2551 = 5144 votesCurrent Rating: 2593 + 2551 = 5144 votes 2551

[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
2323 Current Rating: 2323 + 2428 = 4751 votesCurrent Rating: 2323 + 2428 = 4751 votes 2428

[1905] 9: You look exhausted
2916 Current Rating: 2916 + 2879 = 5795 votesCurrent Rating: 2916 + 2879 = 5795 votes 2879

[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
3242 Current Rating: 3242 + 3294 = 6536 votesCurrent Rating: 3242 + 3294 = 6536 votes 3294

[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
2127 Current Rating: 2127 + 2161 = 4288 votesCurrent Rating: 2127 + 2161 = 4288 votes 2161


Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
2287 Current Rating: 2287 + 2234 = 4521 votesCurrent Rating: 2287 + 2234 = 4521 votes 2234

[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
2291 Current Rating: 2291 + 2288 = 4579 votesCurrent Rating: 2291 + 2288 = 4579 votes 2288

[1900] 23: I ll have another
2490 Current Rating: 2490 + 2453 = 4943 votesCurrent Rating: 2490 + 2453 = 4943 votes 2453

[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
2349 Current Rating: 2349 + 2159 = 4508 votesCurrent Rating: 2349 + 2159 = 4508 votes 2159

[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
2198 Current Rating: 2198 + 2130 = 4328 votesCurrent Rating: 2198 + 2130 = 4328 votes 2130

[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
2095 Current Rating: 2095 + 2104 = 4199 votesCurrent Rating: 2095 + 2104 = 4199 votes 2104

[1896] 9: What are you watching?
2313 Current Rating: 2313 + 2296 = 4609 votesCurrent Rating: 2313 + 2296 = 4609 votes 2296

[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
2247 Current Rating: 2247 + 2126 = 4373 votesCurrent Rating: 2247 + 2126 = 4373 votes 2126

[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
2810 Current Rating: 2810 + 2378 = 5188 votesCurrent Rating: 2810 + 2378 = 5188 votes 2378


Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
2179 Current Rating: 2179 + 2240 = 4419 votesCurrent Rating: 2179 + 2240 = 4419 votes 2240

[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
1988 Current Rating: 1988 + 2071 = 4059 votesCurrent Rating: 1988 + 2071 = 4059 votes 2071

[1891] 19: What are you watching?
2337 Current Rating: 2337 + 2296 = 4633 votesCurrent Rating: 2337 + 2296 = 4633 votes 2296

[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
2847 Current Rating: 2847 + 2805 = 5652 votesCurrent Rating: 2847 + 2805 = 5652 votes 2805

[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
2236 Current Rating: 2236 + 2226 = 4462 votesCurrent Rating: 2236 + 2226 = 4462 votes 2226

[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
2631 Current Rating: 2631 + 2851 = 5482 votesCurrent Rating: 2631 + 2851 = 5482 votes 2851

[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
2232 Current Rating: 2232 + 2212 = 4444 votesCurrent Rating: 2232 + 2212 = 4444 votes 2212

[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
2510 Current Rating: 2510 + 2397 = 4907 votesCurrent Rating: 2510 + 2397 = 4907 votes 2397


Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
2602 Current Rating: 2602 + 2573 = 5175 votesCurrent Rating: 2602 + 2573 = 5175 votes 2573

[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
2749 Current Rating: 2749 + 2628 = 5377 votesCurrent Rating: 2749 + 2628 = 5377 votes 2628

[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
2637 Current Rating: 2637 + 2385 = 5022 votesCurrent Rating: 2637 + 2385 = 5022 votes 2385

[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
3631 Current Rating: 3631 + 2976 = 6607 votesCurrent Rating: 3631 + 2976 = 6607 votes 2976

[1881] 16: Welcome back
2980 Current Rating: 2980 + 2821 = 5801 votesCurrent Rating: 2980 + 2821 = 5801 votes 2821

[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
3274 Current Rating: 3274 + 3255 = 6529 votesCurrent Rating: 3274 + 3255 = 6529 votes 3255






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