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Dec 2022
[2068] 22: Hey! Listen up!
79663 Current Rating: 79663 + 80120 = 159783 votesCurrent Rating: 79663 + 80120 = 159783 votes 80120

[2067] 20: We leave for the coast tomorrow
25451 Current Rating: 25451 + 25540 = 50991 votesCurrent Rating: 25451 + 25540 = 50991 votes 25540

[2066] 16: I hate coming in to the office these days
57972 Current Rating: 57972 + 58048 = 116020 votesCurrent Rating: 57972 + 58048 = 116020 votes 58048

[2065] 13: Well I m off
27397 Current Rating: 27397 + 27444 = 54841 votesCurrent Rating: 27397 + 27444 = 54841 votes 27444

[2064] 9: Where are you going now?
49742 Current Rating: 49742 + 49546 = 99288 votesCurrent Rating: 49742 + 49546 = 99288 votes 49546

[2063] 6: Bye honey, have a good day
22593 Current Rating: 22593 + 22616 = 45209 votesCurrent Rating: 22593 + 22616 = 45209 votes 22616


Nov 2022
[2062] 29: Daddy, can I sleep with you tonight?
21807 Current Rating: 21807 + 22242 = 44049 votesCurrent Rating: 21807 + 22242 = 44049 votes 22242

[2061] 25: I heard you bought an electric vehicle
70490 Current Rating: 70490 + 70310 = 140800 votesCurrent Rating: 70490 + 70310 = 140800 votes 70310

[2060] 22: Let s do some revision for your spelling test
71956 Current Rating: 71956 + 72160 = 144116 votesCurrent Rating: 71956 + 72160 = 144116 votes 72160

[2059] 18: So let me get this straight
86408 Current Rating: 86408 + 86229 = 172637 votesCurrent Rating: 86408 + 86229 = 172637 votes 86229

[2058] 15: Thank you for seeing me on short notice doc
20889 Current Rating: 20889 + 21631 = 42520 votesCurrent Rating: 20889 + 21631 = 42520 votes 21631

[2057] 11: Forgive me for being so nervous
20648 Current Rating: 20648 + 20635 = 41283 votesCurrent Rating: 20648 + 20635 = 41283 votes 20635

[2056] 8: Do you feel like popping in at the pub for a drink?
57148 Current Rating: 57148 + 59213 = 116361 votesCurrent Rating: 57148 + 59213 = 116361 votes 59213

[2055] 4: Everything looks good
120303 Current Rating: 120303 + 121303 = 241606 votesCurrent Rating: 120303 + 121303 = 241606 votes 121303

[2054] 1: Happy anniversary darling
122711 Current Rating: 122711 + 123844 = 246555 votesCurrent Rating: 122711 + 123844 = 246555 votes 123844


Oct 2022
[2053] 28: You re back early ...
86937 Current Rating: 86937 + 86782 = 173719 votesCurrent Rating: 86937 + 86782 = 173719 votes 86782

[2052] 26: I ll have a double cheese burger
49132 Current Rating: 49132 + 47947 = 97079 votesCurrent Rating: 49132 + 47947 = 97079 votes 47947

[2051] 21: What s on Discovery today?
103383 Current Rating: 103383 + 103327 = 206710 votesCurrent Rating: 103383 + 103327 = 206710 votes 103327

[2050] 18: Your phone beeped
88317 Current Rating: 88317 + 88679 = 176996 votesCurrent Rating: 88317 + 88679 = 176996 votes 88679

[2049] 7: This stupid computer has frozen again!
77892 Current Rating: 77892 + 78578 = 156470 votesCurrent Rating: 77892 + 78578 = 156470 votes 78578

[2048] 4: So have these power-cuts affected your business too?
72072 Current Rating: 72072 + 71830 = 143902 votesCurrent Rating: 72072 + 71830 = 143902 votes 71830


Sep 2022
[2047] 27: Welcome back, how was the flight?
42899 Current Rating: 42899 + 43366 = 86265 votesCurrent Rating: 42899 + 43366 = 86265 votes 43366

[2046] 23: It's been a while
102902 Current Rating: 102902 + 102602 = 205504 votesCurrent Rating: 102902 + 102602 = 205504 votes 102602

[2045] 20: I announced the date and time of my wife s funeral
72078 Current Rating: 72078 + 73020 = 145098 votesCurrent Rating: 72078 + 73020 = 145098 votes 73020

[2044] 16: Sorry I m late
47093 Current Rating: 47093 + 48399 = 95492 votesCurrent Rating: 47093 + 48399 = 95492 votes 48399

[2043] 13: You have multiple fractures
9786 Current Rating: 9786 + 9919 = 19705 votesCurrent Rating: 9786 + 9919 = 19705 votes 9919

[2042] 9: So woke-ness has reached religion too
27285 Current Rating: 27285 + 27252 = 54537 votesCurrent Rating: 27285 + 27252 = 54537 votes 27252

[2041] 6: Sure you can take me on a date
97778 Current Rating: 97778 + 99476 = 197254 votesCurrent Rating: 97778 + 99476 = 197254 votes 99476

[2040] 2: I ll have another beer please
107170 Current Rating: 107170 + 106899 = 214069 votesCurrent Rating: 107170 + 106899 = 214069 votes 106899


Aug 2022
[2038] 30: Do you want to hear a disturbing statistic?
83178 Current Rating: 83178 + 83653 = 166831 votesCurrent Rating: 83178 + 83653 = 166831 votes 83653

[2037] 26: Doc, is masturbation wrong?
59085 Current Rating: 59085 + 59192 = 118277 votesCurrent Rating: 59085 + 59192 = 118277 votes 59192

[2036] 23: I m getting old for sure
110292 Current Rating: 110292 + 110704 = 220996 votesCurrent Rating: 110292 + 110704 = 220996 votes 110704

[2035] 16: So Warner Brothers has now also caved to the woke mob
47896 Current Rating: 47896 + 48196 = 96092 votesCurrent Rating: 47896 + 48196 = 96092 votes 48196

[2034] 12: I don t understand this whole woke
110889 Current Rating: 110889 + 106062 = 216951 votesCurrent Rating: 110889 + 106062 = 216951 votes 106062

[2033] 9: I couldn t get it up for a girl
27498 Current Rating: 27498 + 27509 = 55007 votesCurrent Rating: 27498 + 27509 = 55007 votes 27509

[2032] 5: Isn t that your ex-wife crossing the road
139195 Current Rating: 139195 + 139187 = 278382 votesCurrent Rating: 139195 + 139187 = 278382 votes 139187

[2031] 2: Anything interesting in the news tonight?
58007 Current Rating: 58007 + 58473 = 116480 votesCurrent Rating: 58007 + 58473 = 116480 votes 58473


Jul 2022
[2030] 26: Water again?
77667 Current Rating: 77667 + 79080 = 156747 votesCurrent Rating: 77667 + 79080 = 156747 votes 79080

[2029] 22: Give me all the money and jewellery in the house!
123025 Current Rating: 123025 + 122187 = 245212 votesCurrent Rating: 123025 + 122187 = 245212 votes 122187

[2028] 19: Your crop is looking pretty good this season
13138 Current Rating: 13138 + 13052 = 26190 votesCurrent Rating: 13138 + 13052 = 26190 votes 13052

[2027] 15: I can t believe how much it costs to fill up now
119093 Current Rating: 119093 + 119085 = 238178 votesCurrent Rating: 119093 + 119085 = 238178 votes 119085

[2026] 12: Your brother is uninvited to the wedding
43631 Current Rating: 43631 + 43527 = 87158 votesCurrent Rating: 43631 + 43527 = 87158 votes 43527

[2025] 8: Thank you for inviting us over for dinner
57695 Current Rating: 57695 + 58007 = 115702 votesCurrent Rating: 57695 + 58007 = 115702 votes 58007

[2024] 5: Wakey wakey!
112265 Current Rating: 112265 + 111670 = 223935 votesCurrent Rating: 112265 + 111670 = 223935 votes 111670

[2023] 1: I saw an article saying that they re considering
13807 Current Rating: 13807 + 13847 = 27654 votesCurrent Rating: 13807 + 13847 = 27654 votes 13847


Jun 2022
[2022] 28: My wife told me to find my own way home
101159 Current Rating: 101159 + 101574 = 202733 votesCurrent Rating: 101159 + 101574 = 202733 votes 101574

[2021] 24: Your annual checkup is looking pretty good
97993 Current Rating: 97993 + 96579 = 194572 votesCurrent Rating: 97993 + 96579 = 194572 votes 96579

[2020] 21: I love these classic car shows
275756 Current Rating: 275756 + 319116 = 594872 votesCurrent Rating: 275756 + 319116 = 594872 votes 319116

[2019] 17: You re watching Animal Planet again
55760 Current Rating: 55760 + 60050 = 115810 votesCurrent Rating: 55760 + 60050 = 115810 votes 60050

[2018] 14: My wife and I decided to spice things up a bit
51959 Current Rating: 51959 + 52720 = 104679 votesCurrent Rating: 51959 + 52720 = 104679 votes 52720

[2017] 10: I met a girl at the pub
53278 Current Rating: 53278 + 52966 = 106244 votesCurrent Rating: 53278 + 52966 = 106244 votes 52966

[2016] 7: It s our twentieth anniversary tomorrow
119214 Current Rating: 119214 + 120158 = 239372 votesCurrent Rating: 119214 + 120158 = 239372 votes 120158

[2015] 3: Give me my usual but make it a double please
45619 Current Rating: 45619 + 45316 = 90935 votesCurrent Rating: 45619 + 45316 = 90935 votes 45316


May 2022
[2014] 31: Since working from home during COVID
105582 Current Rating: 105582 + 105230 = 210812 votesCurrent Rating: 105582 + 105230 = 210812 votes 105230

[2013] 27: I need your advice
36759 Current Rating: 36759 + 36654 = 73413 votesCurrent Rating: 36759 + 36654 = 73413 votes 36654

[2012] 24: You look ponderous
27037 Current Rating: 27037 + 26189 = 53226 votesCurrent Rating: 27037 + 26189 = 53226 votes 26189

[2011] 20: You never seem to have a shortage of men
25664 Current Rating: 25664 + 26643 = 52307 votesCurrent Rating: 25664 + 26643 = 52307 votes 26643

[2010] 17: Can I have a cappuccino please?
58893 Current Rating: 58893 + 58500 = 117393 votesCurrent Rating: 58893 + 58500 = 117393 votes 58500

[2009] 13: I really don t understand women
78473 Current Rating: 78473 + 78978 = 157451 votesCurrent Rating: 78473 + 78978 = 157451 votes 78978

[2008] 10: As this is our first session
144395 Current Rating: 144395 + 144558 = 288953 votesCurrent Rating: 144395 + 144558 = 288953 votes 144558

[2007] 6: The company email about preferred pronouns
151873 Current Rating: 151873 + 144960 = 296833 votesCurrent Rating: 151873 + 144960 = 296833 votes 144960

[2006] 3: I m surprised you're here
238331 Current Rating: 238331 + 262791 = 501122 votesCurrent Rating: 238331 + 262791 = 501122 votes 262791


Apr 2022
[2005] 29: When two vegans get in an argument
66993 Current Rating: 66993 + 67766 = 134759 votesCurrent Rating: 66993 + 67766 = 134759 votes 67766

[2004] 26: It s disgusting the way you make fun of everyone
52688 Current Rating: 52688 + 54064 = 106752 votesCurrent Rating: 52688 + 54064 = 106752 votes 54064

[2003] 24: I heard how good VR porn is supposed to be ...
105877 Current Rating: 105877 + 105034 = 210911 votesCurrent Rating: 105877 + 105034 = 210911 votes 105034

[2002] 19: When you get angry speaking to someone
141923 Current Rating: 141923 + 138986 = 280909 votesCurrent Rating: 141923 + 138986 = 280909 votes 138986

[2001] 12: You look depressed, what s upsetting you?
153185 Current Rating: 153185 + 128172 = 281357 votesCurrent Rating: 153185 + 128172 = 281357 votes 128172

[2000] 8: It seems that Spring is here already
85940 Current Rating: 85940 + 85761 = 171701 votesCurrent Rating: 85940 + 85761 = 171701 votes 85761

[1999] 5: The price of petrol is insane these days
130349 Current Rating: 130349 + 130300 = 260649 votesCurrent Rating: 130349 + 130300 = 260649 votes 130300

[1998] 1: It s wonderful to be able to do lunch again
124448 Current Rating: 124448 + 124206 = 248654 votesCurrent Rating: 124448 + 124206 = 248654 votes 124206


Mar 2022
[1997] 29: Is he gone?
88528 Current Rating: 88528 + 88179 = 176707 votesCurrent Rating: 88528 + 88179 = 176707 votes 88179

[1996] 25: Tomorrow is your big day
56887 Current Rating: 56887 + 57932 = 114819 votesCurrent Rating: 56887 + 57932 = 114819 votes 57932

[1995] 22: Where have you been?
74023 Current Rating: 74023 + 74980 = 149003 votesCurrent Rating: 74023 + 74980 = 149003 votes 74980

[1994] 18: Apparently the obesity problem
108322 Current Rating: 108322 + 107489 = 215811 votesCurrent Rating: 108322 + 107489 = 215811 votes 107489

[1993] 15: Chess rules are so confusing
77069 Current Rating: 77069 + 77371 = 154440 votesCurrent Rating: 77069 + 77371 = 154440 votes 77371

[1992] 11: I really enjoy having sex
37375 Current Rating: 37375 + 23953 = 61328 votesCurrent Rating: 37375 + 23953 = 61328 votes 23953

[1991] 8: I ve decided to go ahead with the divorce
110404 Current Rating: 110404 + 104934 = 215338 votesCurrent Rating: 110404 + 104934 = 215338 votes 104934

[1990] 4: I saw you having an argument
68231 Current Rating: 68231 + 68110 = 136341 votesCurrent Rating: 68231 + 68110 = 136341 votes 68110

[1989] 1: This is Couples Therapy
15426 Current Rating: 15426 + 15150 = 30576 votesCurrent Rating: 15426 + 15150 = 30576 votes 15150


Feb 2022
[1988] 25: Good morning sir, can I see your passport
157636 Current Rating: 157636 + 157049 = 314685 votesCurrent Rating: 157636 + 157049 = 314685 votes 157049

[1987] 22: My wife and I can t agree on our holiday plans
72894 Current Rating: 72894 + 72691 = 145585 votesCurrent Rating: 72894 + 72691 = 145585 votes 72691

[1986] 18: Thank goodness this whole Valentine s day
28600 Current Rating: 28600 + 29891 = 58491 votesCurrent Rating: 28600 + 29891 = 58491 votes 29891

[1985] 15: So did you have a good Valentine s?
110443 Current Rating: 110443 + 109181 = 219624 votesCurrent Rating: 110443 + 109181 = 219624 votes 109181

[1984] 11: I ve had enough
84947 Current Rating: 84947 + 84632 = 169579 votesCurrent Rating: 84947 + 84632 = 169579 votes 84632

[1983] 8: Good morning ma am
62724 Current Rating: 62724 + 62299 = 125023 votesCurrent Rating: 62724 + 62299 = 125023 votes 62299

[1982] 4: Happy Anniversary
38739 Current Rating: 38739 + 39230 = 77969 votesCurrent Rating: 38739 + 39230 = 77969 votes 39230

[1981] 1: Hey buddy, my eyes are up here!
73676 Current Rating: 73676 + 74014 = 147690 votesCurrent Rating: 73676 + 74014 = 147690 votes 74014


Jan 2022
[1980] 28: Welcome back, so how was your trip to Dubai?
102541 Current Rating: 102541 + 101934 = 204475 votesCurrent Rating: 102541 + 101934 = 204475 votes 101934

[1979] 25: With the economy in the toilet and no signs of improving
24298 Current Rating: 24298 + 23416 = 47714 votesCurrent Rating: 24298 + 23416 = 47714 votes 23416

[1978] 21: I m so glad they finally lifted the curfew
62269 Current Rating: 62269 + 62205 = 124474 votesCurrent Rating: 62269 + 62205 = 124474 votes 62205

[1977] 18: Take a few photos of me
41897 Current Rating: 41897 + 41580 = 83477 votesCurrent Rating: 41897 + 41580 = 83477 votes 41580

[1976] 14: Did you do anything special
137736 Current Rating: 137736 + 138338 = 276074 votesCurrent Rating: 137736 + 138338 = 276074 votes 138338

[1975] 11: I m glad to be back at work
162139 Current Rating: 162139 + 161929 = 324068 votesCurrent Rating: 162139 + 161929 = 324068 votes 161929






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