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Dec 2022
[2068] 22: Hey! Listen up!
11074 Current Rating: 11074 + 11349 = 22423 votesCurrent Rating: 11074 + 11349 = 22423 votes 11349

[2067] 20: We leave for the coast tomorrow
923 Current Rating: 923 + 1058 = 1981 votesCurrent Rating: 923 + 1058 = 1981 votes 1058

[2066] 16: I hate coming in to the office these days
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1601 = 2928 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1601 = 2928 votes 1601

[2065] 13: Well I m off
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1303 = 2388 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1303 = 2388 votes 1303

[2064] 9: Where are you going now?
1777 Current Rating: 1777 + 1996 = 3773 votesCurrent Rating: 1777 + 1996 = 3773 votes 1996

[2063] 6: Bye honey, have a good day
992 Current Rating: 992 + 1197 = 2189 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 1197 = 2189 votes 1197


Nov 2022
[2062] 29: Daddy, can I sleep with you tonight?
2084 Current Rating: 2084 + 2436 = 4520 votesCurrent Rating: 2084 + 2436 = 4520 votes 2436

[2061] 25: I heard you bought an electric vehicle
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1625 = 3067 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1625 = 3067 votes 1625

[2060] 22: Let s do some revision for your spelling test
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1336 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1336 = 2470 votes 1336

[2059] 18: So let me get this straight
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1548 = 2943 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1548 = 2943 votes 1548

[2058] 15: Thank you for seeing me on short notice doc
961 Current Rating: 961 + 1136 = 2097 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 1136 = 2097 votes 1136

[2057] 11: Forgive me for being so nervous
1438 Current Rating: 1438 + 1676 = 3114 votesCurrent Rating: 1438 + 1676 = 3114 votes 1676

[2056] 8: Do you feel like popping in at the pub for a drink?
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1562 = 2927 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1562 = 2927 votes 1562

[2055] 4: Everything looks good
10094 Current Rating: 10094 + 12867 = 22961 votesCurrent Rating: 10094 + 12867 = 22961 votes 12867

[2054] 1: Happy anniversary darling
17755 Current Rating: 17755 + 21285 = 39040 votesCurrent Rating: 17755 + 21285 = 39040 votes 21285


Oct 2022
[2053] 28: You re back early ...
1867 Current Rating: 1867 + 2350 = 4217 votesCurrent Rating: 1867 + 2350 = 4217 votes 2350

[2052] 26: I ll have a double cheese burger
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 1521 = 2777 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 1521 = 2777 votes 1521

[2051] 21: What s on Discovery today?
2261 Current Rating: 2261 + 2592 = 4853 votesCurrent Rating: 2261 + 2592 = 4853 votes 2592

[2050] 18: Your phone beeped
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 2105 = 3898 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 2105 = 3898 votes 2105

[2049] 7: This stupid computer has frozen again!
3781 Current Rating: 3781 + 4624 = 8405 votesCurrent Rating: 3781 + 4624 = 8405 votes 4624

[2048] 4: So have these power-cuts affected your business too?
1119 Current Rating: 1119 + 1301 = 2420 votesCurrent Rating: 1119 + 1301 = 2420 votes 1301


Sep 2022
[2047] 27: Welcome back, how was the flight?
2816 Current Rating: 2816 + 3116 = 5932 votesCurrent Rating: 2816 + 3116 = 5932 votes 3116

[2046] 23: It's been a while
2116 Current Rating: 2116 + 2317 = 4433 votesCurrent Rating: 2116 + 2317 = 4433 votes 2317

[2045] 20: I announced the date and time of my wife s funeral
2138 Current Rating: 2138 + 2386 = 4524 votesCurrent Rating: 2138 + 2386 = 4524 votes 2386

[2044] 16: Sorry I m late
3132 Current Rating: 3132 + 3540 = 6672 votesCurrent Rating: 3132 + 3540 = 6672 votes 3540

[2043] 13: You have multiple fractures
1696 Current Rating: 1696 + 1906 = 3602 votesCurrent Rating: 1696 + 1906 = 3602 votes 1906

[2042] 9: So woke-ness has reached religion too
1930 Current Rating: 1930 + 2134 = 4064 votesCurrent Rating: 1930 + 2134 = 4064 votes 2134

[2041] 6: Sure you can take me on a date
3555 Current Rating: 3555 + 5095 = 8650 votesCurrent Rating: 3555 + 5095 = 8650 votes 5095

[2040] 2: I ll have another beer please
2078 Current Rating: 2078 + 2261 = 4339 votesCurrent Rating: 2078 + 2261 = 4339 votes 2261


Aug 2022
[2038] 30: Do you want to hear a disturbing statistic?
15701 Current Rating: 15701 + 16273 = 31974 votesCurrent Rating: 15701 + 16273 = 31974 votes 16273

[2037] 26: Doc, is masturbation wrong?
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1900 = 3505 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1900 = 3505 votes 1900

[2036] 23: I m getting old for sure
1937 Current Rating: 1937 + 2167 = 4104 votesCurrent Rating: 1937 + 2167 = 4104 votes 2167

[2035] 16: So Warner Brothers has now also caved to the woke mob
2109 Current Rating: 2109 + 2445 = 4554 votesCurrent Rating: 2109 + 2445 = 4554 votes 2445

[2034] 12: I don t understand this whole woke
1516 Current Rating: 1516 + 1895 = 3411 votesCurrent Rating: 1516 + 1895 = 3411 votes 1895

[2033] 9: I couldn t get it up for a girl
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1210 = 2334 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1210 = 2334 votes 1210

[2032] 5: Isn t that your ex-wife crossing the road
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1766 = 3292 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1766 = 3292 votes 1766

[2031] 2: Anything interesting in the news tonight?
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 1428 = 2534 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 1428 = 2534 votes 1428


Jul 2022
[2030] 26: Water again?
2035 Current Rating: 2035 + 2559 = 4594 votesCurrent Rating: 2035 + 2559 = 4594 votes 2559

[2029] 22: Give me all the money and jewellery in the house!
4495 Current Rating: 4495 + 4808 = 9303 votesCurrent Rating: 4495 + 4808 = 9303 votes 4808

[2028] 19: Your crop is looking pretty good this season
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 1209 = 2231 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 1209 = 2231 votes 1209

[2027] 15: I can t believe how much it costs to fill up now
911 Current Rating: 911 + 1157 = 2068 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 1157 = 2068 votes 1157

[2026] 12: Your brother is uninvited to the wedding
868 Current Rating: 868 + 1035 = 1903 votesCurrent Rating: 868 + 1035 = 1903 votes 1035

[2025] 8: Thank you for inviting us over for dinner
1013 Current Rating: 1013 + 1243 = 2256 votesCurrent Rating: 1013 + 1243 = 2256 votes 1243

[2024] 5: Wakey wakey!
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 1147 = 2226 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 1147 = 2226 votes 1147

[2023] 1: I saw an article saying that they re considering
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1461 = 2660 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1461 = 2660 votes 1461


Jun 2022
[2022] 28: My wife told me to find my own way home
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 1505 = 2790 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 1505 = 2790 votes 1505

[2021] 24: Your annual checkup is looking pretty good
1037 Current Rating: 1037 + 1183 = 2220 votesCurrent Rating: 1037 + 1183 = 2220 votes 1183

[2020] 21: I love these classic car shows
24279 Current Rating: 24279 + 29289 = 53568 votesCurrent Rating: 24279 + 29289 = 53568 votes 29289

[2019] 17: You re watching Animal Planet again
4382 Current Rating: 4382 + 5415 = 9797 votesCurrent Rating: 4382 + 5415 = 9797 votes 5415

[2018] 14: My wife and I decided to spice things up a bit
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 1392 = 2573 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 1392 = 2573 votes 1392

[2017] 10: I met a girl at the pub
6793 Current Rating: 6793 + 6452 = 13245 votesCurrent Rating: 6793 + 6452 = 13245 votes 6452

[2016] 7: It s our twentieth anniversary tomorrow
2562 Current Rating: 2562 + 3452 = 6014 votesCurrent Rating: 2562 + 3452 = 6014 votes 3452

[2015] 3: Give me my usual but make it a double please
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1392 = 2646 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1392 = 2646 votes 1392


May 2022
[2014] 31: Since working from home during COVID
989 Current Rating: 989 + 1176 = 2165 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 1176 = 2165 votes 1176

[2013] 27: I need your advice
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1374 = 2632 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1374 = 2632 votes 1374

[2012] 24: You look ponderous
1824 Current Rating: 1824 + 1381 = 3205 votesCurrent Rating: 1824 + 1381 = 3205 votes 1381

[2011] 20: You never seem to have a shortage of men
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1541 = 2793 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1541 = 2793 votes 1541

[2010] 17: Can I have a cappuccino please?
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 1250 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 1250 = 2408 votes 1250

[2009] 13: I really don t understand women
1634 Current Rating: 1634 + 1905 = 3539 votesCurrent Rating: 1634 + 1905 = 3539 votes 1905

[2008] 10: As this is our first session
2782 Current Rating: 2782 + 2909 = 5691 votesCurrent Rating: 2782 + 2909 = 5691 votes 2909

[2007] 6: The company email about preferred pronouns
2494 Current Rating: 2494 + 2687 = 5181 votesCurrent Rating: 2494 + 2687 = 5181 votes 2687

[2006] 3: I m surprised you're here
1659 Current Rating: 1659 + 6127 = 7786 votesCurrent Rating: 1659 + 6127 = 7786 votes 6127


Apr 2022
[2005] 29: When two vegans get in an argument
2650 Current Rating: 2650 + 4514 = 7164 votesCurrent Rating: 2650 + 4514 = 7164 votes 4514

[2004] 26: It s disgusting the way you make fun of everyone
1594 Current Rating: 1594 + 2149 = 3743 votesCurrent Rating: 1594 + 2149 = 3743 votes 2149

[2003] 24: I heard how good VR porn is supposed to be ...
3863 Current Rating: 3863 + 4239 = 8102 votesCurrent Rating: 3863 + 4239 = 8102 votes 4239

[2002] 19: When you get angry speaking to someone
2384 Current Rating: 2384 + 3031 = 5415 votesCurrent Rating: 2384 + 3031 = 5415 votes 3031

[2001] 12: You look depressed, what s upsetting you?
4571 Current Rating: 4571 + 4674 = 9245 votesCurrent Rating: 4571 + 4674 = 9245 votes 4674

[2000] 8: It seems that Spring is here already
1952 Current Rating: 1952 + 2198 = 4150 votesCurrent Rating: 1952 + 2198 = 4150 votes 2198

[1999] 5: The price of petrol is insane these days
1520 Current Rating: 1520 + 1756 = 3276 votesCurrent Rating: 1520 + 1756 = 3276 votes 1756

[1998] 1: It s wonderful to be able to do lunch again
2411 Current Rating: 2411 + 2483 = 4894 votesCurrent Rating: 2411 + 2483 = 4894 votes 2483


Mar 2022
[1997] 29: Is he gone?
3272 Current Rating: 3272 + 3331 = 6603 votesCurrent Rating: 3272 + 3331 = 6603 votes 3331

[1996] 25: Tomorrow is your big day
1631 Current Rating: 1631 + 2067 = 3698 votesCurrent Rating: 1631 + 2067 = 3698 votes 2067

[1995] 22: Where have you been?
4417 Current Rating: 4417 + 6039 = 10456 votesCurrent Rating: 4417 + 6039 = 10456 votes 6039

[1994] 18: Apparently the obesity problem
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1742 = 3275 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1742 = 3275 votes 1742

[1993] 15: Chess rules are so confusing
3753 Current Rating: 3753 + 3931 = 7684 votesCurrent Rating: 3753 + 3931 = 7684 votes 3931

[1992] 11: I really enjoy having sex
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1469 = 2801 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1469 = 2801 votes 1469

[1991] 8: I ve decided to go ahead with the divorce
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1617 = 3081 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1617 = 3081 votes 1617

[1990] 4: I saw you having an argument
1785 Current Rating: 1785 + 1884 = 3669 votesCurrent Rating: 1785 + 1884 = 3669 votes 1884

[1989] 1: This is Couples Therapy
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 1605 = 3118 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 1605 = 3118 votes 1605


Feb 2022
[1988] 25: Good morning sir, can I see your passport
1692 Current Rating: 1692 + 1795 = 3487 votesCurrent Rating: 1692 + 1795 = 3487 votes 1795

[1987] 22: My wife and I can t agree on our holiday plans
1608 Current Rating: 1608 + 1761 = 3369 votesCurrent Rating: 1608 + 1761 = 3369 votes 1761

[1986] 18: Thank goodness this whole Valentine s day
1986 Current Rating: 1986 + 2589 = 4575 votesCurrent Rating: 1986 + 2589 = 4575 votes 2589

[1985] 15: So did you have a good Valentine s?
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1584 = 3144 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1584 = 3144 votes 1584

[1984] 11: I ve had enough
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 1872 = 3629 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 1872 = 3629 votes 1872

[1983] 8: Good morning ma am
1597 Current Rating: 1597 + 1667 = 3264 votesCurrent Rating: 1597 + 1667 = 3264 votes 1667

[1982] 4: Happy Anniversary
12698 Current Rating: 12698 + 130725 = 143423 votesCurrent Rating: 12698 + 130725 = 143423 votes 130725

[1981] 1: Hey buddy, my eyes are up here!
1858 Current Rating: 1858 + 2509 = 4367 votesCurrent Rating: 1858 + 2509 = 4367 votes 2509


Jan 2022
[1980] 28: Welcome back, so how was your trip to Dubai?
1942 Current Rating: 1942 + 2110 = 4052 votesCurrent Rating: 1942 + 2110 = 4052 votes 2110

[1979] 25: With the economy in the toilet and no signs of improving
2689 Current Rating: 2689 + 3151 = 5840 votesCurrent Rating: 2689 + 3151 = 5840 votes 3151

[1978] 21: I m so glad they finally lifted the curfew
3228 Current Rating: 3228 + 3437 = 6665 votesCurrent Rating: 3228 + 3437 = 6665 votes 3437

[1977] 18: Take a few photos of me
1884 Current Rating: 1884 + 2075 = 3959 votesCurrent Rating: 1884 + 2075 = 3959 votes 2075

[1976] 14: Did you do anything special
3273 Current Rating: 3273 + 3550 = 6823 votesCurrent Rating: 3273 + 3550 = 6823 votes 3550

[1975] 11: I m glad to be back at work
2335 Current Rating: 2335 + 2412 = 4747 votesCurrent Rating: 2335 + 2412 = 4747 votes 2412






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