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Dec 2015 [1409] 22: So how s the new job 4677   4334 [1408] 18: I can t hold on any longer 4103   3221 [1407] 14: This is absolute madness! 4528   6344 [1406] 11: I wish my husband was more passionate 4098   3413 [1405] 9: Do you want to come back to my place 4619   3804 [1404] 7: The charge is public indecency 6813   6239 [1403] 4: Mom, why did you and Daddy split up? 4658   6492 [1402] 2: I came as soon as I could 4314   3600
| | Nov 2015 [1401] 30: I am positive this is the car for you 4245   3447 [1400] 20: So what s in the news today? 9968   10504 [1399] 18: Welcome to Australia 5331   5571 [1398] 16: No wonder they say chivalry is dead 5732   7751 [1397] 9: Are you going out? 7427   9463 [1396] 6: We ve completed your annual medical 5856   6642 [1395] 2: I want to file for divorce 7864   8771
| | | Oct 2015 [1394] 30: I want you to sue my former employer 4913   4249 [1393] 28: The treadmills are over there 4421   4638 [1392] 26: Hi doctor, you have to help me 4805   6571 [1391] 23: So how did it go at your father-in-law s funeral 9664   10448 [1390] 19: So what do you do for a living? 4502   3604 [1389] 16: I can t believe my wife wants a divorce 5164   6859 [1388] 14: So what happened to you? 4818   3855 [1387] 12: I need to take out quite a substantial loan 4876   5820 [1386] 9: The idiots are taking over the world 5697   7794 [1385] 7: I m back, did I miss anything important? 5611   6903 [1384] 5: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 10914   12866 [1383] 2: As our marriage counsellor 10207   11341
| | Sep 2015 [1382] 30: Hi honey, I bought you a present 4750   6421 [1381] 28: I ve received a summons to court from my barber 8298   8560 [1380] 23: Hello darling, can I buy you a drink? 9054   9149 [1379] 21: Can I stay here tonight after the rugby? 11010   11224 [1378] 18: So tell me a little about your grandparents 8583   10176 [1377] 16: I dropped my son off at his new school today 13672   16025 [1376] 14: I really think you should be wearing your safety equipment 10512   12320 [1375] 11: You look miserable, what's got you down? 6809   7052 [1374] 9: Dad, we had seX-ed today in school 8785   9650 [1373] 7: Have your pharmacist fill this prescription ... 4729   3985
| | | Jul 2015 [1372] 31: Very Important Announcement 5433   6718 [1371] 30: I want you to draw up the papers 11203   11493 [1370] 29: I m looking for a replacement lock 6284   5678 [1369] 28: How often do you play sports 12368   14360 [1368] 27: Welcome back, so how was your trip abroad? 8231   9167 [1367] 24: Men are always so childish 6616   6729 [1366] 23: Older folks really don t understand 7574   7591 [1365] 22: The charges by your neighbour 4369   3644 [1364] 21: Do you want to see the photos of my new son? 7050   7132 [1363] 20: You re in here late, what s going on? 9889   10221 [1362] 17: Yes okay, I promise I ll call, bye 10211   10841 [1361] 16: In this era of political correctness 9741   11598 [1360] 15: What the hell happened to you? 7135   7446 [1359] 14: So how was school today 4349   3523 [1358] 13: So you REALLY want to sue your proctologist? 6858   8463 [1357] 10: My condolences, I heard your dad passed away 15126   16808 [1356] 8: Where were you yesterday? 6356   6742 [1355] 7: I heard the government is finally doing something 4346   4971 [1354] 6: Did you see the comments made by the government spokesperson 16035   16944 [1353] 3: So apparently they ve developed a Female Viagra 4545   3696 [1352] 2: I really don t understand you proctologists 5008   7209 [1351] 1: Doctor, you have to cure me 4397   3704
| | Jun 2015 [1350] 30: Good evening, this is the Emergency Services 15988   18866 [1349] 29: So how did the procedure go doctor? 7942   7017 [1348] 25: I m going on another date 5792   6104 [1347] 24: So they ve announced that Chris Evans 6427   6862 [1346] 23: Have you got access to Google 9160   10601 [1345] 22: BEEP BEEP! 9433   10923 [1344] 19: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend 4589   3771 [1343] 18: Thank you for visiting me 6263   6251 [1342] 17: Why are you crying 5849   7934 [1341] 11: A woman once locked me in her basement 6521   6086 [1340] 10: I m thinking about adopting a pet from the SPCA 6395   5702 [1339] 9: I can t stand the current obsession with selfies 6620   8256 [1338] 8: You look like you had a rough night 6053   7866 [1337] 5: These smart phone apps are ruining marriages 5960   6390 [1336] 4: I can t believe the crap they publish online 4868   6500 [1335] 3: Howdy neighbour, the wife has decided 5203   6158 [1334] 2: You look down in the dumps 6488   6803 [1333] 1: I had a terribly embarrassing weekend 8877   10818
| | | May 2015 [1332] 29: Didn t you start a new job at the morgue recently? 7002   8011 [1331] 28: I give up! There is just no pleasing women 6455   8303 [1330] 27: I think I must be getting old 9484   10054 [1329] 26: This news article says the Americans used 4507   4524 [1328] 25: Good morning, how was your weekend? 6322   5998 [1327] 22: So I hear you ve finally got a new girlfriend 9952   11735 [1326] 21: Good afternoon sir 11010   12605 [1325] 20: My girlfriend got upset with me 6399   8993 [1324] 19: Cheers, see you tomorrow 7356   7359 [1323] 18: We just want to offer our sincere condolences 4962   5919 [1322] 15: I ve spent the last 10 years researching 16371   20681 [1321] 14: I think my wife is being unfaithful 4491   3723 [1320] 12: Nice new bike 6133   6858 [1319] 11: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 7897   9603 [1318] 8: You look VERY unhappy 6963   6522 [1317] 7: Thank goodness you were able to see me so soon Doc 8650   10674 [1316] 6: I think it s time you asked for a raise at work 10969   13005 [1315] 5: We re all going for a drink 11136   12316 [1314] 4: How soon can we get this divorce through? 4442   3693
| | Apr 2015 [1313] 30: You ve had quite a few tonight 5555   6971 [1312] 29: What s the breaking news on TV then? 6072   7133 [1311] 28: How do you do? 4888   6442 [1310] 24: And that children, is the story of Adam and Eve 7414   6902 [1309] 21: Oh, hi 5033   6874 [1308] 20: What can I get you to drink? 10129   10866 [1307] 16: How is your homework coming on? 13787   14749 [1306] 15: Did we really have to 6102   7951 [1305] 14: So I m thinking about getting myself one 10744   12654 [1304] 13: Speak of the devil 5000   6946 [1303] 10: How on earth do you end up 5124   6090 [1302] 9: I still don t understand women 14360   16106 [1301] 8: So apparently there s a campaign to legalise prostitution 14727   16799 [1300] 7: So how was the long weekend? 8387   10177 [1299] 2: I NEED a double tequila please 10039   10672 [1298] 1: Dammit, not again! 4849   4363
| | | Mar 2015 [1297] 31: Okay sign here 5294   6783 [1296] 30: So what s in the news today? 11271   11686 [1295] 27: I hope we re like that elderly couple 6810   6001 [1294] 26: Have you ever placed an online classified 5991   9586 [1293] 25: Why is your husband in such a bad mood? 6068   7190 [1292] 24: So what are my chances in court tomorrow? 4789   7133 [1291] 23: You must always look both ways 8741   9138 [1290] 20: Okay bye, see you this afternoon 7040   7930 [1289] 19: I just found out my wife s been having an affair 9560   11334 [1288] 18: I m starving, where should we go for lunch? 10073   11511 [1287] 17: It s always a gamble 10761   13071 [1286] 16: Congratulations doctor, I believe you re giving a talk 14613   15058 [1285] 13: I think I might be a feminist 14424   16484 [1284] 12: What are you reading? 3667   2723 [1283] 11: Can you recommend a good doctor? 10381   12864 [1282] 10: Hey big boy, do you want to get lucky tonight? 4468   4046 [1281] 9: I need a double right now! 3426   3358 [1280] 5: This homeopathic website has a very interesting article 5317   7150 [1279] 4: Good evening sir 9578   10604 [1278] 3: What are you watching? 13403   14670 [1277] 2: The charge is assault 9710   10827
| | Feb 2015 [1276] 27: Have a look at this TV 4127   5977 [1275] 26: My wife kicked me out 9236   10628 [1274] 25: Hey big boy if you buy me a drink 5420   4469 [1273] 24: Thank you darling, dinner was excellent 6488   6662 [1272] 23: Hi, you logged a call with tech support 4873   6969 [1271] 20: Now I know Hollywood has run out of ideas 6838   10157 [1270] 19: Everyone thinks Google is so clever ... 3701   4621 [1269] 18: So doctor, you have the test results back ... 4050   6528 [1268] 17: Did you have a good Valentine s Day? 4293   5912 [1267] 16: So how was Valentine s Day? 6741   8335 [1266] 13: Have you bought anything for your wife for Valentine s Day? 6729   8301 [1265] 12: It s nearly Valentine s Day 5187   4865 [1264] 11: Good morning, what can I do for you today? 6087   6086 [1263] 10: We haven t had a day out together in forever 10397   12137 [1262] 9: Tough day? 14079   15001 [1261] 6: You’re pretty good with Excel aren t you? 4740   4890 [1260] 5: Smoking is a disgusting habit 9671   10807 [1259] 4: Aren t you going to offer to buy me a drink 9018   11582 [1258] 3: It’s amazing what is considered news these days 8153   10481 [1257] 2: Please sign here for your express delivery 10550   12049
| | | Jan 2015 [1256] 30: Some people just don t have a sense of humour 8972   9647 [1255] 29: For me to authorise your discharge from rehab 7418   6959 [1254] 28: What s showing on TV? 10245   11732 [1253] 27: Can I have another double please? 10453   10734 [1252] 26: The feminists are now just being stupid and contradicting themselves 10802   11601 [1251] 23: I really think you need to chill 5815   6226 [1250] 22: So you re back from your honeymoon 4259   3333 [1249] 21: I ve been reading how mothers who breastfeed 8400   9239 [1248] 20: I heard you called the wedding off 17901   22284 [1247] 19: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 6114   7561 [1246] 16: I love Wikipedia 3564   2698 [1245] 15: The other night, the queue at the toilet was so long 8567   9027 [1244] 14: So my boy, tomorrow is your wedding day 6017   6311 [1243] 13: So how is 2015 treating you so far? 5580   7330 [1242] 12: Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you! 4682   6168
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