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Dec 2015
[1409] 22: So how s the new job
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[1408] 18: I can t hold on any longer
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[1407] 14: This is absolute madness!
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[1406] 11: I wish my husband was more passionate
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[1405] 9: Do you want to come back to my place
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[1404] 7: The charge is public indecency
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[1403] 4: Mom, why did you and Daddy split up?
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[1402] 2: I came as soon as I could
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Nov 2015
[1401] 30: I am positive this is the car for you
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[1400] 20: So what s in the news today?
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[1399] 18: Welcome to Australia
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[1398] 16: No wonder they say chivalry is dead
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[1397] 9: Are you going out?
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[1396] 6: We ve completed your annual medical
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[1395] 2: I want to file for divorce
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Oct 2015
[1394] 30: I want you to sue my former employer
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[1393] 28: The treadmills are over there
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[1392] 26: Hi doctor, you have to help me
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[1391] 23: So how did it go at your father-in-law s funeral
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[1390] 19: So what do you do for a living?
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[1389] 16: I can t believe my wife wants a divorce
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[1388] 14: So what happened to you?
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[1387] 12: I need to take out quite a substantial loan
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[1386] 9: The idiots are taking over the world
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[1385] 7: I m back, did I miss anything important?
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[1384] 5: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
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[1383] 2: As our marriage counsellor
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Sep 2015
[1382] 30: Hi honey, I bought you a present
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[1381] 28: I ve received a summons to court from my barber
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[1380] 23: Hello darling, can I buy you a drink?
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[1379] 21: Can I stay here tonight after the rugby?
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[1378] 18: So tell me a little about your grandparents
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[1377] 16: I dropped my son off at his new school today
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[1376] 14: I really think you should be wearing your safety equipment
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[1375] 11: You look miserable, what's got you down?
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[1374] 9: Dad, we had seX-ed today in school
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[1373] 7: Have your pharmacist fill this prescription ...
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Jul 2015
[1372] 31: Very Important Announcement
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[1371] 30: I want you to draw up the papers
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[1370] 29: I m looking for a replacement lock
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[1369] 28: How often do you play sports
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[1368] 27: Welcome back, so how was your trip abroad?
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[1367] 24: Men are always so childish
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[1366] 23: Older folks really don t understand
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[1365] 22: The charges by your neighbour
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[1364] 21: Do you want to see the photos of my new son?
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[1363] 20: You re in here late, what s going on?
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[1362] 17: Yes okay, I promise I ll call, bye
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[1361] 16: In this era of political correctness
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[1360] 15: What the hell happened to you?
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[1359] 14: So how was school today
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[1358] 13: So you REALLY want to sue your proctologist?
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[1357] 10: My condolences, I heard your dad passed away
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[1356] 8: Where were you yesterday?
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[1355] 7: I heard the government is finally doing something
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[1354] 6: Did you see the comments made by the government spokesperson
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[1353] 3: So apparently they ve developed a Female Viagra
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[1352] 2: I really don t understand you proctologists
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[1351] 1: Doctor, you have to cure me
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Jun 2015
[1350] 30: Good evening, this is the Emergency Services
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[1349] 29: So how did the procedure go doctor?
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[1348] 25: I m going on another date
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[1347] 24: So they ve announced that Chris Evans
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[1346] 23: Have you got access to Google
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[1345] 22: BEEP BEEP!
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[1344] 19: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend
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[1343] 18: Thank you for visiting me
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[1342] 17: Why are you crying
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[1341] 11: A woman once locked me in her basement
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[1340] 10: I m thinking about adopting a pet from the SPCA
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[1339] 9: I can t stand the current obsession with selfies
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[1338] 8: You look like you had a rough night
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[1337] 5: These smart phone apps are ruining marriages
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[1336] 4: I can t believe the crap they publish online
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[1335] 3: Howdy neighbour, the wife has decided
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[1334] 2: You look down in the dumps
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[1333] 1: I had a terribly embarrassing weekend
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May 2015
[1332] 29: Didn t you start a new job at the morgue recently?
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[1331] 28: I give up! There is just no pleasing women
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[1330] 27: I think I must be getting old
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[1329] 26: This news article says the Americans used
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[1328] 25: Good morning, how was your weekend?
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[1327] 22: So I hear you ve finally got a new girlfriend
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[1326] 21: Good afternoon sir
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[1325] 20: My girlfriend got upset with me
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[1324] 19: Cheers, see you tomorrow
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[1323] 18: We just want to offer our sincere condolences
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[1322] 15: I ve spent the last 10 years researching
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[1321] 14: I think my wife is being unfaithful
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[1320] 12: Nice new bike
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[1319] 11: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
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[1318] 8: You look VERY unhappy
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[1317] 7: Thank goodness you were able to see me so soon Doc
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[1316] 6: I think it s time you asked for a raise at work
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[1315] 5: We re all going for a drink
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[1314] 4: How soon can we get this divorce through?
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Apr 2015
[1313] 30: You ve had quite a few tonight
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[1312] 29: What s the breaking news on TV then?
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[1311] 28: How do you do?
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[1310] 24: And that children, is the story of Adam and Eve
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[1309] 21: Oh, hi
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[1308] 20: What can I get you to drink?
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[1307] 16: How is your homework coming on?
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[1306] 15: Did we really have to
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[1305] 14: So I m thinking about getting myself one
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[1304] 13: Speak of the devil
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[1303] 10: How on earth do you end up
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[1302] 9: I still don t understand women
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[1301] 8: So apparently there s a campaign to legalise prostitution
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[1300] 7: So how was the long weekend?
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[1299] 2: I NEED a double tequila please
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[1298] 1: Dammit, not again!
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Mar 2015
[1297] 31: Okay sign here
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[1296] 30: So what s in the news today?
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[1295] 27: I hope we re like that elderly couple
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[1294] 26: Have you ever placed an online classified
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[1293] 25: Why is your husband in such a bad mood?
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[1292] 24: So what are my chances in court tomorrow?
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[1291] 23: You must always look both ways
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[1290] 20: Okay bye, see you this afternoon
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[1289] 19: I just found out my wife s been having an affair
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[1288] 18: I m starving, where should we go for lunch?
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[1287] 17: It s always a gamble
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[1286] 16: Congratulations doctor, I believe you re giving a talk
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[1285] 13: I think I might be a feminist
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[1284] 12: What are you reading?
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[1283] 11: Can you recommend a good doctor?
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[1282] 10: Hey big boy, do you want to get lucky tonight?
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[1281] 9: I need a double right now!
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[1280] 5: This homeopathic website has a very interesting article
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[1279] 4: Good evening sir
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[1278] 3: What are you watching?
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[1277] 2: The charge is assault
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Feb 2015
[1276] 27: Have a look at this TV
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[1275] 26: My wife kicked me out
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[1274] 25: Hey big boy if you buy me a drink
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[1273] 24: Thank you darling, dinner was excellent
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[1272] 23: Hi, you logged a call with tech support
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[1271] 20: Now I know Hollywood has run out of ideas
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[1270] 19: Everyone thinks Google is so clever ...
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[1269] 18: So doctor, you have the test results back ...
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[1268] 17: Did you have a good Valentine s Day?
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[1267] 16: So how was Valentine s Day?
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[1266] 13: Have you bought anything for your wife for Valentine s Day?
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[1265] 12: It s nearly Valentine s Day
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[1264] 11: Good morning, what can I do for you today?
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[1263] 10: We haven t had a day out together in forever
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[1262] 9: Tough day?
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[1261] 6: You’re pretty good with Excel aren t you?
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[1260] 5: Smoking is a disgusting habit
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[1259] 4: Aren t you going to offer to buy me a drink
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[1258] 3: It’s amazing what is considered news these days
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[1257] 2: Please sign here for your express delivery
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Jan 2015
[1256] 30: Some people just don t have a sense of humour
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[1255] 29: For me to authorise your discharge from rehab
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[1254] 28: What s showing on TV?
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[1253] 27: Can I have another double please?
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[1252] 26: The feminists are now just being stupid and contradicting themselves
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[1251] 23: I really think you need to chill
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[1250] 22: So you re back from your honeymoon
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[1249] 21: I ve been reading how mothers who breastfeed
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[1248] 20: I heard you called the wedding off
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[1247] 19: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
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[1246] 16: I love Wikipedia
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[1245] 15: The other night, the queue at the toilet was so long
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[1244] 14: So my boy, tomorrow is your wedding day
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[1243] 13: So how is 2015 treating you so far?
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[1242] 12: Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you!
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