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Dec 2015
[1409] 22: So how s the new job
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[1408] 18: I can t hold on any longer
883 938
[1407] 14: This is absolute madness!
1064 953
[1406] 11: I wish my husband was more passionate
607 645
[1405] 9: Do you want to come back to my place
705 642
[1404] 7: The charge is public indecency
1400 887
[1403] 4: Mom, why did you and Daddy split up?
598 533
[1402] 2: I came as soon as I could
543 533
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Nov 2015
[1401] 30: I am positive this is the car for you
531 546
[1400] 20: So what s in the news today?
1905 2170
[1399] 18: Welcome to Australia
911 861
[1398] 16: No wonder they say chivalry is dead
1130 740
[1397] 9: Are you going out?
1682 1809
[1396] 6: We ve completed your annual medical
1215 1086
[1395] 2: I want to file for divorce
1186 708
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Oct 2015
[1394] 30: I want you to sue my former employer
906 871
[1393] 28: The treadmills are over there
713 800
[1392] 26: Hi doctor, you have to help me
459 424
[1391] 23: So how did it go at your father-in-law s funeral
2069 1280
[1390] 19: So what do you do for a living?
733 731
[1389] 16: I can t believe my wife wants a divorce
977 740
[1388] 14: So what happened to you?
773 691
[1387] 12: I need to take out quite a substantial loan
752 728
[1386] 9: The idiots are taking over the world
1183 783
[1385] 7: I m back, did I miss anything important?
1152 822
[1384] 5: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1985 997
[1383] 2: As our marriage counsellor
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Sep 2015
[1382] 30: Hi honey, I bought you a present
1265 1051
[1381] 28: I ve received a summons to court from my barber
1725 903
[1380] 23: Hello darling, can I buy you a drink?
1911 1176
[1379] 21: Can I stay here tonight after the rugby?
1758 1679
[1378] 18: So tell me a little about your grandparents
2054 1519
[1377] 16: I dropped my son off at his new school today
2261 1931
[1376] 14: I really think you should be wearing your safety equipment
2758 1737
[1375] 11: You look miserable, what's got you down?
979 1180
[1374] 9: Dad, we had seX-ed today in school
1681 961
[1373] 7: Have your pharmacist fill this prescription ...
902 899
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Jul 2015
[1372] 31: Very Important Announcement
1523 2808
[1371] 30: I want you to draw up the papers
1640 1002
[1370] 29: I m looking for a replacement lock
1955 1044
[1369] 28: How often do you play sports
2778 3039
[1368] 27: Welcome back, so how was your trip abroad?
1929 1618
[1367] 24: Men are always so childish
1499 867
[1366] 23: Older folks really don t understand
1878 1356
[1365] 22: The charges by your neighbour
612 633
[1364] 21: Do you want to see the photos of my new son?
1147 864
[1363] 20: You re in here late, what s going on?
1613 945
[1362] 17: Yes okay, I promise I ll call, bye
1816 1673
[1361] 16: In this era of political correctness
1819 999
[1360] 15: What the hell happened to you?
1635 1174
[1359] 14: So how was school today
878 716
[1358] 13: So you REALLY want to sue your proctologist?
1664 1377
[1357] 10: My condolences, I heard your dad passed away
4455 3782
[1356] 8: Where were you yesterday?
1350 877
[1355] 7: I heard the government is finally doing something
508 828
[1354] 6: Did you see the comments made by the government spokesperson
2821 2932
[1353] 3: So apparently they ve developed a Female Viagra
786 668
[1352] 2: I really don t understand you proctologists
1086 702
[1351] 1: Doctor, you have to cure me
544 563
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Jun 2015
[1350] 30: Good evening, this is the Emergency Services
3930 5344
[1349] 29: So how did the procedure go doctor?
3102 4075
[1348] 25: I m going on another date
1231 1077
[1347] 24: So they ve announced that Chris Evans
1544 909
[1346] 23: Have you got access to Google
3867 4457
[1345] 22: BEEP BEEP!
1928 1141
[1344] 19: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend
864 742
[1343] 18: Thank you for visiting me
1598 722
[1342] 17: Why are you crying
1272 794
[1341] 11: A woman once locked me in her basement
1889 998
[1340] 10: I m thinking about adopting a pet from the SPCA
874 714
[1339] 9: I can t stand the current obsession with selfies
1503 1187
[1338] 8: You look like you had a rough night
1203 779
[1337] 5: These smart phone apps are ruining marriages
1627 1136
[1336] 4: I can t believe the crap they publish online
1274 718
[1335] 3: Howdy neighbour, the wife has decided
1193 1127
[1334] 2: You look down in the dumps
1254 707
[1333] 1: I had a terribly embarrassing weekend
1883 1142
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May 2015
[1332] 29: Didn t you start a new job at the morgue recently?
1734 1437
[1331] 28: I give up! There is just no pleasing women
1686 955
[1330] 27: I think I must be getting old
1681 1319
[1329] 26: This news article says the Americans used
835 678
[1328] 25: Good morning, how was your weekend?
1600 940
[1327] 22: So I hear you ve finally got a new girlfriend
5291 5334
[1326] 21: Good afternoon sir
2491 1667
[1325] 20: My girlfriend got upset with me
1510 936
[1324] 19: Cheers, see you tomorrow
1951 1270
[1323] 18: We just want to offer our sincere condolences
913 761
[1322] 15: I ve spent the last 10 years researching
4816 8185
[1321] 14: I think my wife is being unfaithful
775 685
[1320] 12: Nice new bike
1633 786
[1319] 11: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3855 3908
[1318] 8: You look VERY unhappy
2008 1172
[1317] 7: Thank goodness you were able to see me so soon Doc
1645 1172
[1316] 6: I think it s time you asked for a raise at work
2707 2425
[1315] 5: We re all going for a drink
2549 1815
[1314] 4: How soon can we get this divorce through?
827 795
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Apr 2015
[1313] 30: You ve had quite a few tonight
1433 809
[1312] 29: What s the breaking news on TV then?
1170 792
[1311] 28: How do you do?
1466 873
[1310] 24: And that children, is the story of Adam and Eve
3507 3985
[1309] 21: Oh, hi
1092 933
[1308] 20: What can I get you to drink?
2145 1475
[1307] 16: How is your homework coming on?
3852 4677
[1306] 15: Did we really have to
1380 837
[1305] 14: So I m thinking about getting myself one
2568 1701
[1304] 13: Speak of the devil
1055 910
[1303] 10: How on earth do you end up
1082 1075
[1302] 9: I still don t understand women
9317 8769
[1301] 8: So apparently there s a campaign to legalise prostitution
4500 5074
[1300] 7: So how was the long weekend?
1861 1188
[1299] 2: I NEED a double tequila please
2850 1870
[1298] 1: Dammit, not again!
955 939
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Mar 2015
[1297] 31: Okay sign here
1129 780
[1296] 30: So what s in the news today?
2326 4131
[1295] 27: I hope we re like that elderly couple
1884 3008
[1294] 26: Have you ever placed an online classified
1105 977
[1293] 25: Why is your husband in such a bad mood?
1804 1017
[1292] 24: So what are my chances in court tomorrow?
1610 828
[1291] 23: You must always look both ways
3511 4030
[1290] 20: Okay bye, see you this afternoon
2408 3197
[1289] 19: I just found out my wife s been having an affair
2010 2567
[1288] 18: I m starving, where should we go for lunch?
2917 2358
[1287] 17: It s always a gamble
2743 2218
[1286] 16: Congratulations doctor, I believe you re giving a talk
4917 4970
[1285] 13: I think I might be a feminist
4337 3001
[1284] 12: What are you reading?
777 706
[1283] 11: Can you recommend a good doctor?
2519 2291
[1282] 10: Hey big boy, do you want to get lucky tonight?
962 938
[1281] 9: I need a double right now!
974 760
[1280] 5: This homeopathic website has a very interesting article
1148 843
[1279] 4: Good evening sir
1963 1084
[1278] 3: What are you watching?
1778 1025
[1277] 2: The charge is assault
1664 886
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Feb 2015
[1276] 27: Have a look at this TV
974 832
[1275] 26: My wife kicked me out
1796 1388
[1274] 25: Hey big boy if you buy me a drink
1814 829
[1273] 24: Thank you darling, dinner was excellent
2137 1280
[1272] 23: Hi, you logged a call with tech support
1072 727
[1271] 20: Now I know Hollywood has run out of ideas
1720 1912
[1270] 19: Everyone thinks Google is so clever ...
966 659
[1269] 18: So doctor, you have the test results back ...
1558 936
[1268] 17: Did you have a good Valentine s Day?
954 700
[1267] 16: So how was Valentine s Day?
2225 2635
[1266] 13: Have you bought anything for your wife for Valentine s Day?
2664 2030
[1265] 12: It s nearly Valentine s Day
1737 778
[1264] 11: Good morning, what can I do for you today?
1480 839
[1263] 10: We haven t had a day out together in forever
2117 1232
[1262] 9: Tough day?
2194 1163
[1261] 6: You’re pretty good with Excel aren t you?
1011 731
[1260] 5: Smoking is a disgusting habit
1949 1739
[1259] 4: Aren t you going to offer to buy me a drink
2217 1254
[1258] 3: It’s amazing what is considered news these days
2151 1216
[1257] 2: Please sign here for your express delivery
2173 2435
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Jan 2015
[1256] 30: Some people just don t have a sense of humour
1908 2207
[1255] 29: For me to authorise your discharge from rehab
3347 4441
[1254] 28: What s showing on TV?
2483 1861
[1253] 27: Can I have another double please?
1719 1065
[1252] 26: The feminists are now just being stupid and contradicting themselves
2838 2265
[1251] 23: I really think you need to chill
1092 715
[1250] 22: So you re back from your honeymoon
1460 1470
[1249] 21: I ve been reading how mothers who breastfeed
3361 4524
[1248] 20: I heard you called the wedding off
5840 9622
[1247] 19: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1378 1020
[1246] 16: I love Wikipedia
750 813
[1245] 15: The other night, the queue at the toilet was so long
1649 866
[1244] 14: So my boy, tomorrow is your wedding day
1908 1090
[1243] 13: So how is 2015 treating you so far?
1333 846
[1242] 12: Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you!
1060 1097
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