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Dec 2015 [1409] 22: So how s the new job 11632 12019 [1408] 18: I can t hold on any longer 10676 11033 [1407] 14: This is absolute madness! 12840 13282 [1406] 11: I wish my husband was more passionate 15502 11436 [1405] 9: Do you want to come back to my place 14416 13407 [1404] 7: The charge is public indecency 12478 12633 [1403] 4: Mom, why did you and Daddy split up? 11110 12881 [1402] 2: I came as soon as I could 10559 10598
| | Nov 2015 [1401] 30: I am positive this is the car for you 28327 29728 [1400] 20: So what s in the news today? 15905 16212 [1399] 18: Welcome to Australia 10832 10905 [1398] 16: No wonder they say chivalry is dead 11028 13207 [1397] 9: Are you going out? 13105 16843 [1396] 6: We ve completed your annual medical 12115 12716 [1395] 2: I want to file for divorce 13340 13938
| | | Oct 2015 [1394] 30: I want you to sue my former employer 11111 11316 [1393] 28: The treadmills are over there 10693 10720 [1392] 26: Hi doctor, you have to help me 10168 11650 [1391] 23: So how did it go at your father-in-law s funeral 15291 16004 [1390] 19: So what do you do for a living? 10432 10375 [1389] 16: I can t believe my wife wants a divorce 10236 11756 [1388] 14: So what happened to you? 10295 10350 [1387] 12: I need to take out quite a substantial loan 11297 12298 [1386] 9: The idiots are taking over the world 11456 13771 [1385] 7: I m back, did I miss anything important? 11448 12578 [1384] 5: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 16607 18275 [1383] 2: As our marriage counsellor 16746 17926
| | Sep 2015 [1382] 30: Hi honey, I bought you a present 9860 11477 [1381] 28: I ve received a summons to court from my barber 13761 13969 [1380] 23: Hello darling, can I buy you a drink? 14379 14314 [1379] 21: Can I stay here tonight after the rugby? 17358 17617 [1378] 18: So tell me a little about your grandparents 13835 15469 [1377] 16: I dropped my son off at his new school today 19921 22091 [1376] 14: I really think you should be wearing your safety equipment 17203 19269 [1375] 11: You look miserable, what's got you down? 15790 27939 [1374] 9: Dad, we had seX-ed today in school 15094 15583 [1373] 7: Have your pharmacist fill this prescription ... 16906 17418
| | | Jul 2015 [1372] 31: Very Important Announcement 9933 11167 [1371] 30: I want you to draw up the papers 16701 17036 [1370] 29: I m looking for a replacement lock 11588 11647 [1369] 28: How often do you play sports 18672 20836 [1368] 27: Welcome back, so how was your trip abroad? 13527 14211 [1367] 24: Men are always so childish 12752 21531 [1366] 23: Older folks really don t understand 14207 14418 [1365] 22: The charges by your neighbour 12579 12609 [1364] 21: Do you want to see the photos of my new son? 21965 29664 [1363] 20: You re in here late, what s going on? 20213 20654 [1362] 17: Yes okay, I promise I ll call, bye 17041 17104 [1361] 16: In this era of political correctness 19827 21227 [1360] 15: What the hell happened to you? 13123 15675 [1359] 14: So how was school today 17072 18180 [1358] 13: So you REALLY want to sue your proctologist? 13059 18493 [1357] 10: My condolences, I heard your dad passed away 21392 23025 [1356] 8: Where were you yesterday? 13454 15219 [1355] 7: I heard the government is finally doing something 9677 10118 [1354] 6: Did you see the comments made by the government spokesperson 22265 23110 [1353] 3: So apparently they ve developed a Female Viagra 10152 10213 [1352] 2: I really don t understand you proctologists 10397 12215 [1351] 1: Doctor, you have to cure me 10303 10155
| | Jun 2015 [1350] 30: Good evening, this is the Emergency Services 22049 24409 [1349] 29: So how did the procedure go doctor? 13988 12860 [1348] 25: I m going on another date 11997 11312 [1347] 24: So they ve announced that Chris Evans 14299 18123 [1346] 23: Have you got access to Google 18781 16307 [1345] 22: BEEP BEEP! 21279 19347 [1344] 19: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend 13809 12774 [1343] 18: Thank you for visiting me 13761 12898 [1342] 17: Why are you crying 14165 13878 [1341] 11: A woman once locked me in her basement 13571 18856 [1340] 10: I m thinking about adopting a pet from the SPCA 12710 24166 [1339] 9: I can t stand the current obsession with selfies 13126 25974 [1338] 8: You look like you had a rough night 11368 13170 [1337] 5: These smart phone apps are ruining marriages 17684 19250 [1336] 4: I can t believe the crap they publish online 10470 11868 [1335] 3: Howdy neighbour, the wife has decided 13273 14257 [1334] 2: You look down in the dumps 12159 17823 [1333] 1: I had a terribly embarrassing weekend 14634 16395
| | | May 2015 [1332] 29: Didn t you start a new job at the morgue recently? 14383 26177 [1331] 28: I give up! There is just no pleasing women 11510 13287 [1330] 27: I think I must be getting old 14469 15057 [1329] 26: This news article says the Americans used 10202 10310 [1328] 25: Good morning, how was your weekend? 11855 12049 [1327] 22: So I hear you ve finally got a new girlfriend 15283 16833 [1326] 21: Good afternoon sir 16776 18322 [1325] 20: My girlfriend got upset with me 11486 13862 [1324] 19: Cheers, see you tomorrow 12854 12937 [1323] 18: We just want to offer our sincere condolences 10504 11529 [1322] 15: I ve spent the last 10 years researching 26502 30791 [1321] 14: I think my wife is being unfaithful 10354 10476 [1320] 12: Nice new bike 11407 12246 [1319] 11: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 13890 15511 [1318] 8: You look VERY unhappy 12860 13787 [1317] 7: Thank goodness you were able to see me so soon Doc 14003 15959 [1316] 6: I think it s time you asked for a raise at work 16084 18170 [1315] 5: We re all going for a drink 16985 18193 [1314] 4: How soon can we get this divorce through? 10480 10462
| | Apr 2015 [1313] 30: You ve had quite a few tonight 10728 12185 [1312] 29: What s the breaking news on TV then? 12195 17337 [1311] 28: How do you do? 10101 11463 [1310] 24: And that children, is the story of Adam and Eve 13005 14363 [1309] 21: Oh, hi 11310 13239 [1308] 20: What can I get you to drink? 16157 16802 [1307] 16: How is your homework coming on? 20279 21319 [1306] 15: Did we really have to 12998 15640 [1305] 14: So I m thinking about getting myself one 16338 18267 [1304] 13: Speak of the devil 10194 11904 [1303] 10: How on earth do you end up 10714 11468 [1302] 9: I still don t understand women 21830 23952 [1301] 8: So apparently there s a campaign to legalise prostitution 19910 21805 [1300] 7: So how was the long weekend? 13367 15160 [1299] 2: I NEED a double tequila please 16527 17218 [1298] 1: Dammit, not again! 11341 11466
| | | Mar 2015 [1297] 31: Okay sign here 10653 11846 [1296] 30: So what s in the news today? 16636 16954 [1295] 27: I hope we re like that elderly couple 12620 16121 [1294] 26: Have you ever placed an online classified 12666 21087 [1293] 25: Why is your husband in such a bad mood? 12418 14482 [1292] 24: So what are my chances in court tomorrow? 9841 12106 [1291] 23: You must always look both ways 14965 15665 [1290] 20: Okay bye, see you this afternoon 12062 13129 [1289] 19: I just found out my wife s been having an affair 15295 16447 [1288] 18: I m starving, where should we go for lunch? 17293 16979 [1287] 17: It s always a gamble 19878 19525 [1286] 16: Congratulations doctor, I believe you re giving a talk 21377 20132 [1285] 13: I think I might be a feminist 19041 20305 [1284] 12: What are you reading? 8095 7503 [1283] 11: Can you recommend a good doctor? 16224 17745 [1282] 10: Hey big boy, do you want to get lucky tonight? 9642 9573 [1281] 9: I need a double right now! 6764 6832 [1280] 5: This homeopathic website has a very interesting article 9867 13192 [1279] 4: Good evening sir 13874 14693 [1278] 3: What are you watching? 18128 19270 [1277] 2: The charge is assault 14276 15246
| | Feb 2015 [1276] 27: Have a look at this TV 8187 9972 [1275] 26: My wife kicked me out 13656 14938 [1274] 25: Hey big boy if you buy me a drink 10755 10903 [1273] 24: Thank you darling, dinner was excellent 10788 11097 [1272] 23: Hi, you logged a call with tech support 9905 11815 [1271] 20: Now I know Hollywood has run out of ideas 11290 14748 [1270] 19: Everyone thinks Google is so clever ... 16849 17096 [1269] 18: So doctor, you have the test results back ... 8112 10253 [1268] 17: Did you have a good Valentine s Day? 14886 17612 [1267] 16: So how was Valentine s Day? 11100 12690 [1266] 13: Have you bought anything for your wife for Valentine s Day? 11010 12526 [1265] 12: It s nearly Valentine s Day 10255 10386 [1264] 11: Good morning, what can I do for you today? 10873 10922 [1263] 10: We haven t had a day out together in forever 15884 17629 [1262] 9: Tough day? 18994 19711 [1261] 6: You’re pretty good with Excel aren t you? 9213 9506 [1260] 5: Smoking is a disgusting habit 14072 15208 [1259] 4: Aren t you going to offer to buy me a drink 13519 15869 [1258] 3: It’s amazing what is considered news these days 12666 15003 [1257] 2: Please sign here for your express delivery 15172 16486
| | | Jan 2015 [1256] 30: Some people just don t have a sense of humour 17671 18000 [1255] 29: For me to authorise your discharge from rehab 13642 23369 [1254] 28: What s showing on TV? 14299 15675 [1253] 27: Can I have another double please? 17872 17936 [1252] 26: The feminists are now just being stupid and contradicting themselves 15986 17062 [1251] 23: I really think you need to chill 10855 11126 [1250] 22: So you re back from your honeymoon 8936 9015 [1249] 21: I ve been reading how mothers who breastfeed 14765 15425 [1248] 20: I heard you called the wedding off 28243 32329 [1247] 19: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 10890 12318 [1246] 16: I love Wikipedia 9246 9402 [1245] 15: The other night, the queue at the toilet was so long 11723 12075 [1244] 14: So my boy, tomorrow is your wedding day 10506 10631 [1243] 13: So how is 2015 treating you so far? 12667 15152 [1242] 12: Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you! 9315 10659
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