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Dec 2015
[1409] 22: So how s the new job
1118    1466
[1408] 18: I can t hold on any longer
738 818
[1407] 14: This is absolute madness!
734 708
[1406] 11: I wish my husband was more passionate
502 549
[1405] 9: Do you want to come back to my place
542 534
[1404] 7: The charge is public indecency
944 664
[1403] 4: Mom, why did you and Daddy split up?
479 461
[1402] 2: I came as soon as I could
422 424
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Nov 2015
[1401] 30: I am positive this is the car for you
389 415
[1400] 20: So what s in the news today?
1456 1579
[1399] 18: Welcome to Australia
662 679
[1398] 16: No wonder they say chivalry is dead
808 584
[1397] 9: Are you going out?
1356 1358
[1396] 6: We ve completed your annual medical
911 830
[1395] 2: I want to file for divorce
796 543
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Oct 2015
[1394] 30: I want you to sue my former employer
675 694
[1393] 28: The treadmills are over there
526 641
[1392] 26: Hi doctor, you have to help me
318 303
[1391] 23: So how did it go at your father-in-law s funeral
1231 902
[1390] 19: So what do you do for a living?
514 543
[1389] 16: I can t believe my wife wants a divorce
724 603
[1388] 14: So what happened to you?
559 548
[1387] 12: I need to take out quite a substantial loan
588 582
[1386] 9: The idiots are taking over the world
886 609
[1385] 7: I m back, did I miss anything important?
834 659
[1384] 5: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1454 790
[1383] 2: As our marriage counsellor
1171 796
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Sep 2015
[1382] 30: Hi honey, I bought you a present
1035 907
[1381] 28: I ve received a summons to court from my barber
1044 630
[1380] 23: Hello darling, can I buy you a drink?
1245 864
[1379] 21: Can I stay here tonight after the rugby?
1319 1309
[1378] 18: So tell me a little about your grandparents
1439 1098
[1377] 16: I dropped my son off at his new school today
1625 1391
[1376] 14: I really think you should be wearing your safety equipment
1859 1197
[1375] 11: You look miserable, what's got you down?
719 939
[1374] 9: Dad, we had seX-ed today in school
1147 757
[1373] 7: Have your pharmacist fill this prescription ...
727 739
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Jul 2015
[1372] 31: Very Important Announcement
1365 2180
[1371] 30: I want you to draw up the papers
1152 807
[1370] 29: I m looking for a replacement lock
1731 930
[1369] 28: How often do you play sports
1965 1054
[1368] 27: Welcome back, so how was your trip abroad?
1732 1390
[1367] 24: Men are always so childish
1091 689
[1366] 23: Older folks really don t understand
1552 1070
[1365] 22: The charges by your neighbour
419 459
[1364] 21: Do you want to see the photos of my new son?
758 612
[1363] 20: You re in here late, what s going on?
1193 763
[1362] 17: Yes okay, I promise I ll call, bye
1507 1377
[1361] 16: In this era of political correctness
1240 780
[1360] 15: What the hell happened to you?
1158 951
[1359] 14: So how was school today
731 599
[1358] 13: So you REALLY want to sue your proctologist?
1361 1220
[1357] 10: My condolences, I heard your dad passed away
2998 2659
[1356] 8: Where were you yesterday?
975 695
[1355] 7: I heard the government is finally doing something
344 658
[1354] 6: Did you see the comments made by the government spokesperson
1977 1066
[1353] 3: So apparently they ve developed a Female Viagra
673 565
[1352] 2: I really don t understand you proctologists
775 566
[1351] 1: Doctor, you have to cure me
441 466
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Jun 2015
[1350] 30: Good evening, this is the Emergency Services
3149 4885
[1349] 29: So how did the procedure go doctor?
2978 3953
[1348] 25: I m going on another date
1017 941
[1347] 24: So they ve announced that Chris Evans
1133 744
[1346] 23: Have you got access to Google
3651 4308
[1345] 22: BEEP BEEP!
1619 951
[1344] 19: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend
736 640
[1343] 18: Thank you for visiting me
1404 605
[1342] 17: Why are you crying
946 628
[1341] 11: A woman once locked me in her basement
1716 859
[1340] 10: I m thinking about adopting a pet from the SPCA
645 578
[1339] 9: I can t stand the current obsession with selfies
1286 1028
[1338] 8: You look like you had a rough night
885 619
[1337] 5: These smart phone apps are ruining marriages
1472 936
[1336] 4: I can t believe the crap they publish online
1175 627
[1335] 3: Howdy neighbour, the wife has decided
980 967
[1334] 2: You look down in the dumps
894 547
[1333] 1: I had a terribly embarrassing weekend
1491 919
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May 2015
[1332] 29: Didn t you start a new job at the morgue recently?
1386 1195
[1331] 28: I give up! There is just no pleasing women
1531 831
[1330] 27: I think I must be getting old
1072 973
[1329] 26: This news article says the Americans used
617 569
[1328] 25: Good morning, how was your weekend?
1354 800
[1327] 22: So I hear you ve finally got a new girlfriend
5107 5196
[1326] 21: Good afternoon sir
1832 1294
[1325] 20: My girlfriend got upset with me
1202 801
[1324] 19: Cheers, see you tomorrow
1601 1098
[1323] 18: We just want to offer our sincere condolences
668 608
[1322] 15: I ve spent the last 10 years researching
2971 5189
[1321] 14: I think my wife is being unfaithful
619 567
[1320] 12: Nice new bike
1370 642
[1319] 11: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3718 3754
[1318] 8: You look VERY unhappy
1768 937
[1317] 7: Thank goodness you were able to see me so soon Doc
1129 951
[1316] 6: I think it s time you asked for a raise at work
1899 1687
[1315] 5: We re all going for a drink
1656 1319
[1314] 4: How soon can we get this divorce through?
667 656
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Apr 2015
[1313] 30: You ve had quite a few tonight
1203 627
[1312] 29: What s the breaking news on TV then?
758 549
[1311] 28: How do you do?
1362 779
[1310] 24: And that children, is the story of Adam and Eve
3393 3862
[1309] 21: Oh, hi
877 812
[1308] 20: What can I get you to drink?
1653 1238
[1307] 16: How is your homework coming on?
2488 1849
[1306] 15: Did we really have to
1177 717
[1305] 14: So I m thinking about getting myself one
1956 1231
[1304] 13: Speak of the devil
816 713
[1303] 10: How on earth do you end up
862 944
[1302] 9: I still don t understand women
8940 8674
[1301] 8: So apparently there s a campaign to legalise prostitution
2809 3293
[1300] 7: So how was the long weekend?
1279 911
[1299] 2: I NEED a double tequila please
2076 1483
[1298] 1: Dammit, not again!
791 788
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Mar 2015
[1297] 31: Okay sign here
848 605
[1296] 30: So what s in the news today?
1681 786
[1295] 27: I hope we re like that elderly couple
1649 681
[1294] 26: Have you ever placed an online classified
716 725
[1293] 25: Why is your husband in such a bad mood?
1545 820
[1292] 24: So what are my chances in court tomorrow?
1477 697
[1291] 23: You must always look both ways
3327 3820
[1290] 20: Okay bye, see you this afternoon
1853 964
[1289] 19: I just found out my wife s been having an affair
1793 2373
[1288] 18: I m starving, where should we go for lunch?
2713 2046
[1287] 17: It s always a gamble
2221 1811
[1286] 16: Congratulations doctor, I believe you re giving a talk
3360 3904
[1285] 13: I think I might be a feminist
2578 2077
[1284] 12: What are you reading?
569 578
[1283] 11: Can you recommend a good doctor?
1876 2119
[1282] 10: Hey big boy, do you want to get lucky tonight?
747 775
[1281] 9: I need a double right now!
827 653
[1280] 5: This homeopathic website has a very interesting article
787 712
[1279] 4: Good evening sir
1546 802
[1278] 3: What are you watching?
1410 817
[1277] 2: The charge is assault
1022 652
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Feb 2015
[1276] 27: Have a look at this TV
740 654
[1275] 26: My wife kicked me out
1308 1044
[1274] 25: Hey big boy if you buy me a drink
1554 693
[1273] 24: Thank you darling, dinner was excellent
1785 1042
[1272] 23: Hi, you logged a call with tech support
737 594
[1271] 20: Now I know Hollywood has run out of ideas
1446 1446
[1270] 19: Everyone thinks Google is so clever ...
743 539
[1269] 18: So doctor, you have the test results back ...
1418 769
[1268] 17: Did you have a good Valentine s Day?
650 548
[1267] 16: So how was Valentine s Day?
1709 2385
[1266] 13: Have you bought anything for your wife for Valentine s Day?
2482 1801
[1265] 12: It s nearly Valentine s Day
1452 664
[1264] 11: Good morning, what can I do for you today?
1129 687
[1263] 10: We haven t had a day out together in forever
1703 1000
[1262] 9: Tough day?
1622 955
[1261] 6: You’re pretty good with Excel aren t you?
745 603
[1260] 5: Smoking is a disgusting habit
1668 1402
[1259] 4: Aren t you going to offer to buy me a drink
1559 938
[1258] 3: It’s amazing what is considered news these days
1610 916
[1257] 2: Please sign here for your express delivery
1640 826
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Jan 2015
[1256] 30: Some people just don t have a sense of humour
1644 692
[1255] 29: For me to authorise your discharge from rehab
3203 4243
[1254] 28: What s showing on TV?
1619 1252
[1253] 27: Can I have another double please?
1160 830
[1252] 26: The feminists are now just being stupid and contradicting themselves
2031 1771
[1251] 23: I really think you need to chill
733 560
[1250] 22: So you re back from your honeymoon
1303 1276
[1249] 21: I ve been reading how mothers who breastfeed
3158 4340
[1248] 20: I heard you called the wedding off
3837 6105
[1247] 19: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
996 808
[1246] 16: I love Wikipedia
567 590
[1245] 15: The other night, the queue at the toilet was so long
1052 676
[1244] 14: So my boy, tomorrow is your wedding day
1512 851
[1243] 13: So how is 2015 treating you so far?
1060 716
[1242] 12: Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you!
843 964
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