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Dec 2015
[1409] 22: So how s the new job
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[1408] 18: I can t hold on any longer
848 909
[1407] 14: This is absolute madness!
946 878
[1406] 11: I wish my husband was more passionate
568 612
[1405] 9: Do you want to come back to my place
647 607
[1404] 7: The charge is public indecency
1212 809
[1403] 4: Mom, why did you and Daddy split up?
560 513
[1402] 2: I came as soon as I could
492 487
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Nov 2015
[1401] 30: I am positive this is the car for you
477 493
[1400] 20: So what s in the news today?
1680 1852
[1399] 18: Welcome to Australia
780 772
[1398] 16: No wonder they say chivalry is dead
990 672
[1397] 9: Are you going out?
1519 1581
[1396] 6: We ve completed your annual medical
1056 949
[1395] 2: I want to file for divorce
1038 641
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Oct 2015
[1394] 30: I want you to sue my former employer
784 795
[1393] 28: The treadmills are over there
635 735
[1392] 26: Hi doctor, you have to help me
400 378
[1391] 23: So how did it go at your father-in-law s funeral
1652 1124
[1390] 19: So what do you do for a living?
640 651
[1389] 16: I can t believe my wife wants a divorce
862 684
[1388] 14: So what happened to you?
669 628
[1387] 12: I need to take out quite a substantial loan
680 669
[1386] 9: The idiots are taking over the world
1045 689
[1385] 7: I m back, did I miss anything important?
979 748
[1384] 5: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1844 933
[1383] 2: As our marriage counsellor
1506 931
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Sep 2015
[1382] 30: Hi honey, I bought you a present
1170 994
[1381] 28: I ve received a summons to court from my barber
1411 790
[1380] 23: Hello darling, can I buy you a drink?
1606 1035
[1379] 21: Can I stay here tonight after the rugby?
1577 1504
[1378] 18: So tell me a little about your grandparents
1776 1314
[1377] 16: I dropped my son off at his new school today
1985 1657
[1376] 14: I really think you should be wearing your safety equipment
2352 1483
[1375] 11: You look miserable, what's got you down?
865 1078
[1374] 9: Dad, we had seX-ed today in school
1429 862
[1373] 7: Have your pharmacist fill this prescription ...
835 847
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Jul 2015
[1372] 31: Very Important Announcement
1485 2519
[1371] 30: I want you to draw up the papers
1421 917
[1370] 29: I m looking for a replacement lock
1867 1000
[1369] 28: How often do you play sports
2603 1317
[1368] 27: Welcome back, so how was your trip abroad?
1833 1499
[1367] 24: Men are always so childish
1330 793
[1366] 23: Older folks really don t understand
1728 1209
[1365] 22: The charges by your neighbour
534 584
[1364] 21: Do you want to see the photos of my new son?
1009 764
[1363] 20: You re in here late, what s going on?
1432 874
[1362] 17: Yes okay, I promise I ll call, bye
1680 1556
[1361] 16: In this era of political correctness
1579 907
[1360] 15: What the hell happened to you?
1381 1078
[1359] 14: So how was school today
820 672
[1358] 13: So you REALLY want to sue your proctologist?
1539 1310
[1357] 10: My condolences, I heard your dad passed away
3865 3281
[1356] 8: Where were you yesterday?
1206 812
[1355] 7: I heard the government is finally doing something
450 771
[1354] 6: Did you see the comments made by the government spokesperson
2583 1294
[1353] 3: So apparently they ve developed a Female Viagra
737 633
[1352] 2: I really don t understand you proctologists
950 650
[1351] 1: Doctor, you have to cure me
500 521
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Jun 2015
[1350] 30: Good evening, this is the Emergency Services
3707 5197
[1349] 29: So how did the procedure go doctor?
3054 4025
[1348] 25: I m going on another date
1135 1024
[1347] 24: So they ve announced that Chris Evans
1366 844
[1346] 23: Have you got access to Google
3796 4408
[1345] 22: BEEP BEEP!
1782 1038
[1344] 19: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend
808 694
[1343] 18: Thank you for visiting me
1507 659
[1342] 17: Why are you crying
1125 724
[1341] 11: A woman once locked me in her basement
1799 924
[1340] 10: I m thinking about adopting a pet from the SPCA
771 657
[1339] 9: I can t stand the current obsession with selfies
1429 1125
[1338] 8: You look like you had a rough night
1070 702
[1337] 5: These smart phone apps are ruining marriages
1546 1029
[1336] 4: I can t believe the crap they publish online
1233 683
[1335] 3: Howdy neighbour, the wife has decided
1102 1060
[1334] 2: You look down in the dumps
1110 639
[1333] 1: I had a terribly embarrassing weekend
1702 1029
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May 2015
[1332] 29: Didn t you start a new job at the morgue recently?
1571 1302
[1331] 28: I give up! There is just no pleasing women
1617 896
[1330] 27: I think I must be getting old
1425 1175
[1329] 26: This news article says the Americans used
737 642
[1328] 25: Good morning, how was your weekend?
1496 870
[1327] 22: So I hear you ve finally got a new girlfriend
5208 5276
[1326] 21: Good afternoon sir
2189 1476
[1325] 20: My girlfriend got upset with me
1372 868
[1324] 19: Cheers, see you tomorrow
1777 1189
[1323] 18: We just want to offer our sincere condolences
808 695
[1322] 15: I ve spent the last 10 years researching
3971 6750
[1321] 14: I think my wife is being unfaithful
714 637
[1320] 12: Nice new bike
1521 727
[1319] 11: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3792 3843
[1318] 8: You look VERY unhappy
1917 1072
[1317] 7: Thank goodness you were able to see me so soon Doc
1376 1073
[1316] 6: I think it s time you asked for a raise at work
2226 2013
[1315] 5: We re all going for a drink
2107 1550
[1314] 4: How soon can we get this divorce through?
757 739
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Apr 2015
[1313] 30: You ve had quite a few tonight
1321 735
[1312] 29: What s the breaking news on TV then?
992 682
[1311] 28: How do you do?
1423 831
[1310] 24: And that children, is the story of Adam and Eve
3460 3928
[1309] 21: Oh, hi
997 880
[1308] 20: What can I get you to drink?
1934 1383
[1307] 16: How is your homework coming on?
3205 4292
[1306] 15: Did we really have to
1304 796
[1305] 14: So I m thinking about getting myself one
2301 1484
[1304] 13: Speak of the devil
958 833
[1303] 10: How on earth do you end up
982 1011
[1302] 9: I still don t understand women
9122 8719
[1301] 8: So apparently there s a campaign to legalise prostitution
3748 4217
[1300] 7: So how was the long weekend?
1620 1076
[1299] 2: I NEED a double tequila please
2512 1699
[1298] 1: Dammit, not again!
888 873
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Mar 2015
[1297] 31: Okay sign here
1048 744
[1296] 30: So what s in the news today?
2062 990
[1295] 27: I hope we re like that elderly couple
1785 2964
[1294] 26: Have you ever placed an online classified
916 884
[1293] 25: Why is your husband in such a bad mood?
1692 930
[1292] 24: So what are my chances in court tomorrow?
1557 771
[1291] 23: You must always look both ways
3433 3934
[1290] 20: Okay bye, see you this afternoon
2155 1089
[1289] 19: I just found out my wife s been having an affair
1906 2480
[1288] 18: I m starving, where should we go for lunch?
2815 2215
[1287] 17: It s always a gamble
2522 2031
[1286] 16: Congratulations doctor, I believe you re giving a talk
4221 4444
[1285] 13: I think I might be a feminist
3484 2553
[1284] 12: What are you reading?
666 659
[1283] 11: Can you recommend a good doctor?
2240 2219
[1282] 10: Hey big boy, do you want to get lucky tonight?
874 876
[1281] 9: I need a double right now!
919 718
[1280] 5: This homeopathic website has a very interesting article
969 788
[1279] 4: Good evening sir
1773 954
[1278] 3: What are you watching?
1592 919
[1277] 2: The charge is assault
1422 821
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Feb 2015
[1276] 27: Have a look at this TV
876 749
[1275] 26: My wife kicked me out
1572 1217
[1274] 25: Hey big boy if you buy me a drink
1725 780
[1273] 24: Thank you darling, dinner was excellent
1994 1173
[1272] 23: Hi, you logged a call with tech support
930 670
[1271] 20: Now I know Hollywood has run out of ideas
1589 1705
[1270] 19: Everyone thinks Google is so clever ...
885 617
[1269] 18: So doctor, you have the test results back ...
1498 859
[1268] 17: Did you have a good Valentine s Day?
811 654
[1267] 16: So how was Valentine s Day?
2015 2528
[1266] 13: Have you bought anything for your wife for Valentine s Day?
2586 1938
[1265] 12: It s nearly Valentine s Day
1606 728
[1264] 11: Good morning, what can I do for you today?
1325 773
[1263] 10: We haven t had a day out together in forever
1943 1133
[1262] 9: Tough day?
1914 1074
[1261] 6: You’re pretty good with Excel aren t you?
893 674
[1260] 5: Smoking is a disgusting habit
1813 1588
[1259] 4: Aren t you going to offer to buy me a drink
1911 1106
[1258] 3: It’s amazing what is considered news these days
1876 1062
[1257] 2: Please sign here for your express delivery
1922 936
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Jan 2015
[1256] 30: Some people just don t have a sense of humour
1813 759
[1255] 29: For me to authorise your discharge from rehab
3284 4348
[1254] 28: What s showing on TV?
2038 1544
[1253] 27: Can I have another double please?
1449 946
[1252] 26: The feminists are now just being stupid and contradicting themselves
2458 2039
[1251] 23: I really think you need to chill
938 642
[1250] 22: So you re back from your honeymoon
1392 1373
[1249] 21: I ve been reading how mothers who breastfeed
3280 4458
[1248] 20: I heard you called the wedding off
4963 7953
[1247] 19: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1237 932
[1246] 16: I love Wikipedia
656 658
[1245] 15: The other night, the queue at the toilet was so long
1402 790
[1244] 14: So my boy, tomorrow is your wedding day
1709 1001
[1243] 13: So how is 2015 treating you so far?
1209 793
[1242] 12: Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you!
973 1044
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