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Dec 2015 [1409] 22: So how s the new job 3741   3393 [1408] 18: I can t hold on any longer 3225   2386 [1407] 14: This is absolute madness! 3695   5558 [1406] 11: I wish my husband was more passionate 3018   2419 [1405] 9: Do you want to come back to my place 3536   2751 [1404] 7: The charge is public indecency 5747   5174 [1403] 4: Mom, why did you and Daddy split up? 3613   5496 [1402] 2: I came as soon as I could 3202   2536
| | Nov 2015 [1401] 30: I am positive this is the car for you 3172   2459 [1400] 20: So what s in the news today? 9127   9703 [1399] 18: Welcome to Australia 4243   3528 [1398] 16: No wonder they say chivalry is dead 4675   6773 [1397] 9: Are you going out? 6593   8682 [1396] 6: We ve completed your annual medical 4791   5673 [1395] 2: I want to file for divorce 6856   7824
| | | Oct 2015 [1394] 30: I want you to sue my former employer 3786   3158 [1393] 28: The treadmills are over there 3382   2863 [1392] 26: Hi doctor, you have to help me 3732   5556 [1391] 23: So how did it go at your father-in-law s funeral 8646   9481 [1390] 19: So what do you do for a living? 3626   2800 [1389] 16: I can t believe my wife wants a divorce 4133   5870 [1388] 14: So what happened to you? 3761   2842 [1387] 12: I need to take out quite a substantial loan 3846   2852 [1386] 9: The idiots are taking over the world 4593   6809 [1385] 7: I m back, did I miss anything important? 4568   5896 [1384] 5: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 10010   11989 [1383] 2: As our marriage counsellor 9117   10315
| | Sep 2015 [1382] 30: Hi honey, I bought you a present 3894   5619 [1381] 28: I ve received a summons to court from my barber 7289   7567 [1380] 23: Hello darling, can I buy you a drink? 8169   8252 [1379] 21: Can I stay here tonight after the rugby? 9883   10080 [1378] 18: So tell me a little about your grandparents 7571   9220 [1377] 16: I dropped my son off at his new school today 12567   14938 [1376] 14: I really think you should be wearing your safety equipment 9356   11198 [1375] 11: You look miserable, what's got you down? 5777   4835 [1374] 9: Dad, we had seX-ed today in school 7761   8660 [1373] 7: Have your pharmacist fill this prescription ... 3628   2958
| | | Jul 2015 [1372] 31: Very Important Announcement 4714   6044 [1371] 30: I want you to draw up the papers 10088   10394 [1370] 29: I m looking for a replacement lock 5347   4768 [1369] 28: How often do you play sports 11259   13258 [1368] 27: Welcome back, so how was your trip abroad? 7277   8263 [1367] 24: Men are always so childish 5666   5812 [1366] 23: Older folks really don t understand 6560   6489 [1365] 22: The charges by your neighbour 3308   2643 [1364] 21: Do you want to see the photos of my new son? 6024   6164 [1363] 20: You re in here late, what s going on? 8857   9208 [1362] 17: Yes okay, I promise I ll call, bye 9214   9825 [1361] 16: In this era of political correctness 8717   10618 [1360] 15: What the hell happened to you? 6150   6470 [1359] 14: So how was school today 3308   2552 [1358] 13: So you REALLY want to sue your proctologist? 5869   7506 [1357] 10: My condolences, I heard your dad passed away 13966   15721 [1356] 8: Where were you yesterday? 5417   5851 [1355] 7: I heard the government is finally doing something 3307   4020 [1354] 6: Did you see the comments made by the government spokesperson 14935   15889 [1353] 3: So apparently they ve developed a Female Viagra 3535   2720 [1352] 2: I really don t understand you proctologists 4100   6362 [1351] 1: Doctor, you have to cure me 3246   2599
| | Jun 2015 [1350] 30: Good evening, this is the Emergency Services 14859   17787 [1349] 29: So how did the procedure go doctor? 6970   6011 [1348] 25: I m going on another date 4788   5135 [1347] 24: So they ve announced that Chris Evans 5438   5887 [1346] 23: Have you got access to Google 8129   9612 [1345] 22: BEEP BEEP! 8423   9920 [1344] 19: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend 3600   2781 [1343] 18: Thank you for visiting me 5199   4934 [1342] 17: Why are you crying 4799   6944 [1341] 11: A woman once locked me in her basement 5485   5090 [1340] 10: I m thinking about adopting a pet from the SPCA 5383   4756 [1339] 9: I can t stand the current obsession with selfies 5585   7271 [1338] 8: You look like you had a rough night 4989   6863 [1337] 5: These smart phone apps are ruining marriages 4938   5408 [1336] 4: I can t believe the crap they publish online 3826   5534 [1335] 3: Howdy neighbour, the wife has decided 4159   5156 [1334] 2: You look down in the dumps 5428   5819 [1333] 1: I had a terribly embarrassing weekend 7849   9806
| | | May 2015 [1332] 29: Didn t you start a new job at the morgue recently? 6026   7053 [1331] 28: I give up! There is just no pleasing women 5406   7339 [1330] 27: I think I must be getting old 8501   9073 [1329] 26: This news article says the Americans used 3484   2546 [1328] 25: Good morning, how was your weekend? 5282   5000 [1327] 22: So I hear you ve finally got a new girlfriend 8927   10769 [1326] 21: Good afternoon sir 9848   11451 [1325] 20: My girlfriend got upset with me 5390   8030 [1324] 19: Cheers, see you tomorrow 6337   6362 [1323] 18: We just want to offer our sincere condolences 3937   4921 [1322] 15: I ve spent the last 10 years researching 15015   19414 [1321] 14: I think my wife is being unfaithful 3476   2733 [1320] 12: Nice new bike 5095   5864 [1319] 11: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 6920   8740 [1318] 8: You look VERY unhappy 5907   5471 [1317] 7: Thank goodness you were able to see me so soon Doc 7669   9697 [1316] 6: I think it s time you asked for a raise at work 9879   11899 [1315] 5: We re all going for a drink 10023   11215 [1314] 4: How soon can we get this divorce through? 3485   2744
| | Apr 2015 [1313] 30: You ve had quite a few tonight 4563   5996 [1312] 29: What s the breaking news on TV then? 5168   6152 [1311] 28: How do you do? 3949   5575 [1310] 24: And that children, is the story of Adam and Eve 6401   5913 [1309] 21: Oh, hi 4012   5903 [1308] 20: What can I get you to drink? 9162   9910 [1307] 16: How is your homework coming on? 12725   13730 [1306] 15: Did we really have to 5008   6855 [1305] 14: So I m thinking about getting myself one 9681   11621 [1304] 13: Speak of the devil 3950   5927 [1303] 10: How on earth do you end up 4100   5041 [1302] 9: I still don t understand women 13280   15049 [1301] 8: So apparently there s a campaign to legalise prostitution 13776   15878 [1300] 7: So how was the long weekend? 7425   9179 [1299] 2: I NEED a double tequila please 9041   9727 [1298] 1: Dammit, not again! 3773   3326
| | | Mar 2015 [1297] 31: Okay sign here 4296   5831 [1296] 30: So what s in the news today? 10135   10586 [1295] 27: I hope we re like that elderly couple 5816   5027 [1294] 26: Have you ever placed an online classified 4947   8555 [1293] 25: Why is your husband in such a bad mood? 5020   6172 [1292] 24: So what are my chances in court tomorrow? 3967   6368 [1291] 23: You must always look both ways 7750   8168 [1290] 20: Okay bye, see you this afternoon 6249   7169 [1289] 19: I just found out my wife s been having an affair 8500   10341 [1288] 18: I m starving, where should we go for lunch? 9232   10707 [1287] 17: It s always a gamble 9637   12012 [1286] 16: Congratulations doctor, I believe you re giving a talk 13727   14240 [1285] 13: I think I might be a feminist 13848   15924 [1284] 12: What are you reading? 2997   2094 [1283] 11: Can you recommend a good doctor? 9509   11966 [1282] 10: Hey big boy, do you want to get lucky tonight? 3594   3208 [1281] 9: I need a double right now! 2763   1782 [1280] 5: This homeopathic website has a very interesting article 4567   6435 [1279] 4: Good evening sir 8787   9801 [1278] 3: What are you watching? 12598   13913 [1277] 2: The charge is assault 8994   10135
| | Feb 2015 [1276] 27: Have a look at this TV 3421   5328 [1275] 26: My wife kicked me out 8479   9884 [1274] 25: Hey big boy if you buy me a drink 4848   3934 [1273] 24: Thank you darling, dinner was excellent 5905   6122 [1272] 23: Hi, you logged a call with tech support 4177   6298 [1271] 20: Now I know Hollywood has run out of ideas 6156   9532 [1270] 19: Everyone thinks Google is so clever ... 3099   4058 [1269] 18: So doctor, you have the test results back ... 3537   6007 [1268] 17: Did you have a good Valentine s Day? 3547   5261 [1267] 16: So how was Valentine s Day? 5915   7552 [1266] 13: Have you bought anything for your wife for Valentine s Day? 6052   7660 [1265] 12: It s nearly Valentine s Day 4616   4315 [1264] 11: Good morning, what can I do for you today? 5368   5383 [1263] 10: We haven t had a day out together in forever 9383   11124 [1262] 9: Tough day? 13284   14247 [1261] 6: You’re pretty good with Excel aren t you? 4032   4219 [1260] 5: Smoking is a disgusting habit 8923   10106 [1259] 4: Aren t you going to offer to buy me a drink 8389   11027 [1258] 3: It’s amazing what is considered news these days 7437   9806 [1257] 2: Please sign here for your express delivery 9694   11177
| | | Jan 2015 [1256] 30: Some people just don t have a sense of humour 8432   9160 [1255] 29: For me to authorise your discharge from rehab 6617   6163 [1254] 28: What s showing on TV? 9707   11175 [1253] 27: Can I have another double please? 9577   9848 [1252] 26: The feminists are now just being stupid and contradicting themselves 9876   10685 [1251] 23: I really think you need to chill 4991   5438 [1250] 22: So you re back from your honeymoon 3676   2719 [1249] 21: I ve been reading how mothers who breastfeed 7566   8428 [1248] 20: I heard you called the wedding off 17021   21489 [1247] 19: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 5355   6839 [1246] 16: I love Wikipedia 2856   2027 [1245] 15: The other night, the queue at the toilet was so long 7939   8371 [1244] 14: So my boy, tomorrow is your wedding day 5300   5614 [1243] 13: So how is 2015 treating you so far? 4752   6506 [1242] 12: Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you! 4010   5530
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