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Dec 2015 [1409] 22: So how s the new job 8410   8610 [1408] 18: I can t hold on any longer 7789   8003 [1407] 14: This is absolute madness! 8614   11004 [1406] 11: I wish my husband was more passionate 8478   8536 [1405] 9: Do you want to come back to my place 9319   9585 [1404] 7: The charge is public indecency 10848   10971 [1403] 4: Mom, why did you and Daddy split up? 8677   10258 [1402] 2: I came as soon as I could 8473   8614
| | Nov 2015 [1401] 30: I am positive this is the car for you 9881   10536 [1400] 20: So what s in the news today? 14217   14593 [1399] 18: Welcome to Australia 9175   9308 [1398] 16: No wonder they say chivalry is dead 9472   11591 [1397] 9: Are you going out? 11424   14680 [1396] 6: We ve completed your annual medical 10207   10786 [1395] 2: I want to file for divorce 11530   12258
| | | Oct 2015 [1394] 30: I want you to sue my former employer 9098   9217 [1393] 28: The treadmills are over there 8173   8264 [1392] 26: Hi doctor, you have to help me 8619   10158 [1391] 23: So how did it go at your father-in-law s funeral 13708   14433 [1390] 19: So what do you do for a living? 8469   8476 [1389] 16: I can t believe my wife wants a divorce 8747   10270 [1388] 14: So what happened to you? 8613   8682 [1387] 12: I need to take out quite a substantial loan 8863   9672 [1386] 9: The idiots are taking over the world 9639   11725 [1385] 7: I m back, did I miss anything important? 9394   10528 [1384] 5: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 15092   16822 [1383] 2: As our marriage counsellor 14550   15684
| | Sep 2015 [1382] 30: Hi honey, I bought you a present 8342   9915 [1381] 28: I ve received a summons to court from my barber 12197   12363 [1380] 23: Hello darling, can I buy you a drink? 12657   12690 [1379] 21: Can I stay here tonight after the rugby? 15574   15769 [1378] 18: So tell me a little about your grandparents 12322   13903 [1377] 16: I dropped my son off at his new school today 17797   20038 [1376] 14: I really think you should be wearing your safety equipment 15174   17128 [1375] 11: You look miserable, what's got you down? 11842   20065 [1374] 9: Dad, we had seX-ed today in school 12731   13439 [1373] 7: Have your pharmacist fill this prescription ... 10610   11010
| | | Jul 2015 [1372] 31: Very Important Announcement 8529   9705 [1371] 30: I want you to draw up the papers 15140   15399 [1370] 29: I m looking for a replacement lock 10091   9800 [1369] 28: How often do you play sports 16759   18826 [1368] 27: Welcome back, so how was your trip abroad? 11927   12638 [1367] 24: Men are always so childish 10271   14213 [1366] 23: Older folks really don t understand 12304   12414 [1365] 22: The charges by your neighbour 8511   8619 [1364] 21: Do you want to see the photos of my new son? 12025   37357 [1363] 20: You re in here late, what s going on? 18665   19056 [1362] 17: Yes okay, I promise I ll call, bye 15136   15189 [1361] 16: In this era of political correctness 17696   19336 [1360] 15: What the hell happened to you? 10995   11942 [1359] 14: So how was school today 8199   8351 [1358] 13: So you REALLY want to sue your proctologist? 10872   13879 [1357] 10: My condolences, I heard your dad passed away 19577   21119 [1356] 8: Where were you yesterday? 10580   11397 [1355] 7: I heard the government is finally doing something 8070   8552 [1354] 6: Did you see the comments made by the government spokesperson 20228   20962 [1353] 3: So apparently they ve developed a Female Viagra 8430   8538 [1352] 2: I really don t understand you proctologists 8863   10825 [1351] 1: Doctor, you have to cure me 8447   8516
| | Jun 2015 [1350] 30: Good evening, this is the Emergency Services 20140   22881 [1349] 29: So how did the procedure go doctor? 11472   10579 [1348] 25: I m going on another date 9561   9648 [1347] 24: So they ve announced that Chris Evans 10936   14827 [1346] 23: Have you got access to Google 13264   14493 [1345] 22: BEEP BEEP! 14203   15659 [1344] 19: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend 8725   9059 [1343] 18: Thank you for visiting me 10337   10448 [1342] 17: Why are you crying 9790   11743 [1341] 11: A woman once locked me in her basement 10233   13323 [1340] 10: I m thinking about adopting a pet from the SPCA 9992   12511 [1339] 9: I can t stand the current obsession with selfies 10438   15290 [1338] 8: You look like you had a rough night 9721   11498 [1337] 5: These smart phone apps are ruining marriages 11207   12742 [1336] 4: I can t believe the crap they publish online 8462   9835 [1335] 3: Howdy neighbour, the wife has decided 8802   9646 [1334] 2: You look down in the dumps 10185   13036 [1333] 1: I had a terribly embarrassing weekend 12608   14459
| | | May 2015 [1332] 29: Didn t you start a new job at the morgue recently? 11515   19985 [1331] 28: I give up! There is just no pleasing women 9952   11724 [1330] 27: I think I must be getting old 13018   13607 [1329] 26: This news article says the Americans used 8219   8254 [1328] 25: Good morning, how was your weekend? 10040   10138 [1327] 22: So I hear you ve finally got a new girlfriend 13750   15331 [1326] 21: Good afternoon sir 15145   16698 [1325] 20: My girlfriend got upset with me 9948   12384 [1324] 19: Cheers, see you tomorrow 11092   11161 [1323] 18: We just want to offer our sincere condolences 8765   9705 [1322] 15: I ve spent the last 10 years researching 22024   25928 [1321] 14: I think my wife is being unfaithful 8558   8633 [1320] 12: Nice new bike 9832   10484 [1319] 11: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 11660   13231 [1318] 8: You look VERY unhappy 10713   11146 [1317] 7: Thank goodness you were able to see me so soon Doc 12431   14408 [1316] 6: I think it s time you asked for a raise at work 14657   16726 [1315] 5: We re all going for a drink 15113   16278 [1314] 4: How soon can we get this divorce through? 8468   8471
| | Apr 2015 [1313] 30: You ve had quite a few tonight 9206   10618 [1312] 29: What s the breaking news on TV then? 9851   12517 [1311] 28: How do you do? 8437   9800 [1310] 24: And that children, is the story of Adam and Eve 10922   11204 [1309] 21: Oh, hi 8908   10744 [1308] 20: What can I get you to drink? 14104   14770 [1307] 16: How is your homework coming on? 18028   18900 [1306] 15: Did we really have to 10139   12309 [1305] 14: So I m thinking about getting myself one 14558   16416 [1304] 13: Speak of the devil 8672   10416 [1303] 10: How on earth do you end up 8917   9700 [1302] 9: I still don t understand women 19097   20861 [1301] 8: So apparently there s a campaign to legalise prostitution 18539   20454 [1300] 7: So how was the long weekend? 11859   13603 [1299] 2: I NEED a double tequila please 14199   14661 [1298] 1: Dammit, not again! 9500   9657
| | | Mar 2015 [1297] 31: Okay sign here 9006   10189 [1296] 30: So what s in the news today? 15123   15474 [1295] 27: I hope we re like that elderly couple 10456   11883 [1294] 26: Have you ever placed an online classified 9892   15179 [1293] 25: Why is your husband in such a bad mood? 9726   11278 [1292] 24: So what are my chances in court tomorrow? 7980   10167 [1291] 23: You must always look both ways 12943   14164 [1290] 20: Okay bye, see you this afternoon 10125   11078 [1289] 19: I just found out my wife s been having an affair 13338   14915 [1288] 18: I m starving, where should we go for lunch? 14138   15097 [1287] 17: It s always a gamble 15576   17399 [1286] 16: Congratulations doctor, I believe you re giving a talk 18245   18516 [1285] 13: I think I might be a feminist 17306   19131 [1284] 12: What are you reading? 6169   6202 [1283] 11: Can you recommend a good doctor? 14429   16284 [1282] 10: Hey big boy, do you want to get lucky tonight? 7635   7677 [1281] 9: I need a double right now! 5599   5691 [1280] 5: This homeopathic website has a very interesting article 8321   10860 [1279] 4: Good evening sir 12492   13364 [1278] 3: What are you watching? 16700   17813 [1277] 2: The charge is assault 12780   13781
| | Feb 2015 [1276] 27: Have a look at this TV 7029   8767 [1275] 26: My wife kicked me out 12248   13458 [1274] 25: Hey big boy if you buy me a drink 8120   8237 [1273] 24: Thank you darling, dinner was excellent 9455   9597 [1272] 23: Hi, you logged a call with tech support 7839   9613 [1271] 20: Now I know Hollywood has run out of ideas 9845   13053 [1270] 19: Everyone thinks Google is so clever ... 7595   8536 [1269] 18: So doctor, you have the test results back ... 6589   8836 [1268] 17: Did you have a good Valentine s Day? 8439   10098 [1267] 16: So how was Valentine s Day? 9779   11267 [1266] 13: Have you bought anything for your wife for Valentine s Day? 9612   11101 [1265] 12: It s nearly Valentine s Day 7687   7831 [1264] 11: Good morning, what can I do for you today? 9226   9297 [1263] 10: We haven t had a day out together in forever 14320   16075 [1262] 9: Tough day? 17511   18227 [1261] 6: You’re pretty good with Excel aren t you? 7797   8063 [1260] 5: Smoking is a disgusting habit 12731   13850 [1259] 4: Aren t you going to offer to buy me a drink 12101   14515 [1258] 3: It’s amazing what is considered news these days 10937   13254 [1257] 2: Please sign here for your express delivery 13777   15132
| | | Jan 2015 [1256] 30: Some people just don t have a sense of humour 13569   14548 [1255] 29: For me to authorise your discharge from rehab 10410   13167 [1254] 28: What s showing on TV? 12926   14302 [1253] 27: Can I have another double please? 14448   15112 [1252] 26: The feminists are now just being stupid and contradicting themselves 14173   15153 [1251] 23: I really think you need to chill 8939   9181 [1250] 22: So you re back from your honeymoon 7322   7400 [1249] 21: I ve been reading how mothers who breastfeed 11569   12305 [1248] 20: I heard you called the wedding off 25888   29907 [1247] 19: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 9277   10685 [1246] 16: I love Wikipedia 7034   7173 [1245] 15: The other night, the queue at the toilet was so long 10771   11061 [1244] 14: So my boy, tomorrow is your wedding day 9106   9304 [1243] 13: So how is 2015 treating you so far? 9083   10721 [1242] 12: Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you! 7915   9286
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