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Dec 2020
[1874] 2: You arsehole!
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Nov 2020
[1873] 27: As I m your lawyer
50 252
[1872] 24: How about we stay in for some NetfliX and chill tonight?
43 219
[1871] 20: I thought you were joining us for some poker
62 321
[1870] 17: For today s session, is there anything you d like to ask
69 294
[1869] 13: I see he s over there chatting up yet another woman
136 380
[1868] 10: Thanks for popping over
42 159
[1867] 6: I hear you re the best divorce lawyer
190 513
[1866] 3: I can t believe you re late again!
47 200
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Oct 2020
[1865] 30: I have to go
43 156
[1864] 27: WOW! Your new car is fantastic!
93 207
[1863] 23: You say things are not going so well this week
55 188
[1862] 20: I m buying, drinks for everyone!
47 155
[1861] 16: Your wife is certainly looking fit these days
74 262
[1860] 13: Have you been crying?
59 230
[1859] 9: I m being sued, I hope you can help
156 388
[1858] 6: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
69 170
[1857] 2: Just when you think the world can t get any crazier
190 450
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Sep 2020
[1856] 29: I wonder how many parents
301 712
[1855] 25: I spent the weekend with a high-class escort
512 1064
[1854] 22: Welcome back, how was your trip?
290 505
[1853] 18: You re back, I thought you were heading home?
182 322
[1852] 15: Where were you yesterday
234 315
[1851] 11: I need a damn drink now!
764 1149
[1850] 8: Do you think you re ready
309 467
[1849] 4: I had to catch the train
226 349
[1848] 1: You seem jolly pleased with yourself
312 403
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Aug 2020
[1847] 28: The lead-up to the United States Presidential Elections
227 308
[1846] 25: We found out my cousin has a peanut allergy
392 561
[1845] 21: Thankfully we got you out
534 705
[1844] 18: I m getting really tired of all of these protests
387 532
[1843] 14: Okay quick, change the channel
514 701
[1842] 11: I need you to represent me
345 399
[1841] 7: I saw that you managed to get that girl to go home
604 866
[1840] 4: Doc, how long before you get the Coronavirus test results back?
375 848
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Jul 2020
[1839] 31: So how s your sister s new baby?
528 795
[1838] 28: So we ve had enough sessions
582 803
[1837] 24: Where have you been, it s 11 O clock already?
264 311
[1836] 21: I thought you were going to your colleague s baby s Christening
215 262
[1835] 17: My girlfriend is furious with me
295 375
[1834] 14: I ve had a look at your article for the website
222 279
[1833] 10: You seem pleased with yourself
308 435
[1832] 7: Hi there, how was the weekend?
249 380
[1831] 3: So son, tomorrow you re getting married
299 397
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Jun 2020
[1830] 30: Excuse me did you happen to hook your tee shot
277 355
[1829] 26: So did you try the exercises I set out
327 409
[1828] 23: The world is totally messed up these days ...
274 380
[1827] 19: You ve been found guilty of shoplifting
609 656
[1826] 16: It s two in the morning already
410 506
[1825] 12: If you win the lottery
361 437
[1824] 9: Doctor you ve looked after me so well
433 478
[1823] 5: Apparently being obese increases the risk of dementia
366 479
[1822] 2: You need to know something about your cousin
340 422
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May 2020
[1821] 29: You need to get rid of some of these jars
393 486
[1820] 26: I really hope the scientists make a breakthrough
363 421
[1819] 22: You say you want to improve your self esteem
358 461
[1818] 19: I see Apple are releasing a new version
362 426
[1817] 15: Drinks for everyone on me!
355 413
[1816] 12: You ve been spending a lot of time on that phone
318 388
[1815] 8: This Coronavirus pandemic is terrible
356 436
[1814] 5: I m home, I still didn t manage to get everything
351 422
[1813] 1: My wife and I were shopping
422 492
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Apr 2020
[1812] 28: I know we re just starting out
378 441
[1811] 24: I need a divorce quick
929 1038
[1808] 21: Nice hat, is it new?
436 496
[1807] 17: Trying to find ways to keep busy under lockdown
462 594
[1806] 14: Did you hear they've cancelled Wimbledon
465 547
[1805] 10: Hey, how are you doing?
467 522
[1804] 7: I ve had enough of the way you treat me
432 542
[1803] 3: Sorry I m late, I got so drunk last night
456 495
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Mar 2020
[1802] 31: Well that was a surreal experience
437 480
[1801] 27: What s it like being an Uber driver?
492 511
[1800] 24: Good morning dad, how are things?
473 644
[1799] 20: I m so tired of all of these smart ads
482 484
[1798] 17: I see the SETI@home internet-connected screensaver
473 522
[1797] 13: I m back, shopping all done for another week
574 594
[1796] 10: Do you mind if I sleep over at your place tonight?
480 515
[1795] 6: Did you see an Amazon tribe has been discovered
675 701
[1794] 3: What s wrong, why are you so upset?
578 583
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Feb 2020
[1793] 28: Have you guys tried tantric sex
473 553
[1792] 25: Can I have a latte with half non-fat
624 632
[1791] 21: It s only been a week since your husband passed
559 552
[1790] 18: So how did your big Valentine s Day date go?
614 608
[1789] 14: What are you doing?
566 559
[1788] 11: Here comes one of those SJW vegan activists
1604 1993
[1787] 7: You re late
523 533
[1786] 4: It s Valentine s Day next week
549 529
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Jan 2020
[1785] 31: Do you have a number or email address
573 534
[1784] 28: Darling, now that we re married
689 1491
[1783] 25: I see that astronaut Christina Koch
565 577
[1782] 21: I m starving
614 631
[1781] 17: As this is our first session
620 653
[1780] 14: I want to sue the Police
619 654
[1779] 10: Welcome back, how was your Christmas and New Year s
667 667
[1778] 7: How were the holidays?
651 640
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