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Dec 2021
[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
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Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
74 196
[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
108 348
[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
60 190
[1964] 16: We want a divorce
57 206
[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
126 342
[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
79 190
[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
124 286
[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
109 250
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Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
237 488
[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
505 702
[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
720 1180
[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
348 543
[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
334 551
[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
262 481
[1953] 1: I ll call you later
349 581
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Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
340 570
[1951] 24: Since our last session
836 1011
[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
436 555
[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
384 603
[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
586 865
[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
742 1024
[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
413 545
[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
440 558
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Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
377 524
[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
465 640
[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
440 531
[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
723 854
[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
480 605
[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
542 853
[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
1697 1404
[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
2446 1919
[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
1597 1122
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Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
1050 996
[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
707 687
[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
628 622
[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
669 676
[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
686 760
[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
806 709
[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
774 793
[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
668 689
[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
1089 917
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Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
1016 992
[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
1000 995
[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
1114 978
[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
894 851
[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
1132 866
[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
1022 768
[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
1174 1186
[1919] 4: Congratulations!
826 722
[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
1022 780
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May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
935 894
[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
1017 753
[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
951 908
[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
825 854
[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
760 902
[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
1194 1218
[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
1070 1050
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Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
1983 2505
[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
758 829
[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
742 765
[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
848 818
[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
814 904
[1905] 9: You look exhausted
1076 1059
[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
1017 906
[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
765 769
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Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
720 687
[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
757 752
[1900] 23: I ll have another
752 727
[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
861 762
[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
794 734
[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
771 764
[1896] 9: What are you watching?
755 744
[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
952 828
[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
1020 796
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Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
750 785
[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
758 768
[1891] 19: What are you watching?
866 867
[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
999 945
[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
767 784
[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
761 766
[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
752 756
[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
1016 821
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Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
1180 1139
[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
1006 922
[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
1090 897
[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
1294 1185
[1881] 16: Welcome back
1272 1109
[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
1306 1228
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