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Oct 2026
[2393] 9: So what s happened
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[2392] 6: Does anyone know how to fix a noisy dishwasher?
38 132
[2391] 2: Give me a double
108 150
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Sep 2026
[2390] 29: You look pleased with yourself
91 141
[2389] 22: You look deep in thought
226 287
[2388] 18: What s with all these recipes claiming
555 578
[2387] 15: Apparently, some of the terms we use
1496 1550
[2386] 8: Pint of beer please
754 800
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Aug 2026
[2385] 28: You two look like you re barely speaking
3934 3505
[2384] 21: What seems to be troubling you today?
1792 1801
[2383] 18: You re going out with that same girl again?
644 701
[2382] 14: Why is it so difficult for you
20170 19972
[2381] 7: Can you recommend something
7388 1755
[2380] 4: You look terrible
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Jul 2026
[2379] 31: I heard you re getting serious
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[2378] 28: So, how s the first month of marriage going?
4360 4166
[2377] 17: Anything interesting on TV?
6597 6375
[2376] 14: I think we should start seeing other people
9178 9079
[2375] 10: What's with all the commotion?
9885 9934
[2374] 7: I believe you finally have a new girlfriend
11233 11290
[2373] 3: So... you re both absolutely sure
11818 11804
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Jun 2026
[2372] 30: Society is very inconsistent
14959 14931
[2371] 25: What would you do
22321 21388
[2370] 18: It s our anniversary
24619 20874
[2369] 9: What have you got there
21007 19829
[2368] 6: I suppose I should get going
23885 22151
[2367] 2: If his constant snoring and restless sleep
19022 18378
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May 2026
[2366] 28: My study shows that a woman s attraction
19202 18484
[2365] 22: Perfect, the supermarket s empty
17972 17360
[2364] 19: Good afternoon, what brings you in today?
17353 16881
[2363] 16: You ve travelled quite a bit to Europe
19855 18973
[2362] 12: I m out, draw up the divorce papers
14559 14281
[2361] 8: I accidentally used my husband s body wash
19923 19365
[2360] 1: I ve realised something about marriage
13520 13773
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Apr 2026
[2359] 27: Pour me another ...
22525 22193
[2358] 21: I m knackered, I don t think I m going to make it
29794 27256
[2357] 17: We need to have a serious chat about your mother
31040 28762
[2356] 14: I m in serious trouble with my girlfriend
31238 28762
[2355] 10: Is this the time to be rocking up
32063 29885
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Mar 2026
[2354] 31: You seem cheerful, good news?
32230 27982
[2353] 28: You look exhausted
32240 30231
[2352] 24: Mom, Dad, we need to have a talk ...
32173 29722
[2351] 20: I ll have a shot and a beer
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[2350] 15: What are you watching?
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[2349] 11: Can I sleep at your place
49407 35062
[2348] 8: Are you going past the supermarket
33510 30909
[2347] 3: Are you watching Doomsday Preppers again?
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[2346] 1: Hi there, it s been ages
36821 33265
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Feb 2026
[2345] 24: Did you know oranges are sexed?
36963 29692
[2344] 21: Dad, I ve got a flat tyre
34755 29019
[2343] 17: Are you smoking marijuana?
34350 31503
[2342] 13: Are you doing anything for Valentine s
29040 25787
[2341] 10: Here s your prescription
33947 30486
[2340] 6: I ve been listening
34056 30181
[2339] 3: If I cheated on you
33364 29867
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Jan 2026
[2338] 30: Well I asked her
31606 28901
[2337] 27: What do you think about AI
31156 28193
[2336] 23: So you re due in court tomorrow
31068 28804
[2335] 20: I just spilled coffee on my desk
36551 32342
[2334] 16: I hate autocorrec
32804 30103
[2333] 13: I ve been trying to break up with my girlfriend
28744 29851
[2332] 9: I saw that new girl from Accounting flirting
31512 28173
[2331] 6: Just a beer for me tonight please
36975 31439
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