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Dec 2021
[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
30 Current Rating: 30 + 137 = 167 votesCurrent Rating: 30 + 137 = 167 votes 137


Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
74 Current Rating: 74 + 196 = 270 votesCurrent Rating: 74 + 196 = 270 votes 196

[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
108 Current Rating: 108 + 348 = 456 votesCurrent Rating: 108 + 348 = 456 votes 348

[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
60 Current Rating: 60 + 190 = 250 votesCurrent Rating: 60 + 190 = 250 votes 190

[1964] 16: We want a divorce
57 Current Rating: 57 + 206 = 263 votesCurrent Rating: 57 + 206 = 263 votes 206

[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
126 Current Rating: 126 + 342 = 468 votesCurrent Rating: 126 + 342 = 468 votes 342

[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
79 Current Rating: 79 + 190 = 269 votesCurrent Rating: 79 + 190 = 269 votes 190

[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
124 Current Rating: 124 + 286 = 410 votesCurrent Rating: 124 + 286 = 410 votes 286

[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
109 Current Rating: 109 + 250 = 359 votesCurrent Rating: 109 + 250 = 359 votes 250


Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
237 Current Rating: 237 + 488 = 725 votesCurrent Rating: 237 + 488 = 725 votes 488

[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
505 Current Rating: 505 + 702 = 1207 votesCurrent Rating: 505 + 702 = 1207 votes 702

[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
720 Current Rating: 720 + 1180 = 1900 votesCurrent Rating: 720 + 1180 = 1900 votes 1180

[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
348 Current Rating: 348 + 543 = 891 votesCurrent Rating: 348 + 543 = 891 votes 543

[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
334 Current Rating: 334 + 551 = 885 votesCurrent Rating: 334 + 551 = 885 votes 551

[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
262 Current Rating: 262 + 481 = 743 votesCurrent Rating: 262 + 481 = 743 votes 481

[1953] 1: I ll call you later
349 Current Rating: 349 + 581 = 930 votesCurrent Rating: 349 + 581 = 930 votes 581


Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
340 Current Rating: 340 + 570 = 910 votesCurrent Rating: 340 + 570 = 910 votes 570

[1951] 24: Since our last session
836 Current Rating: 836 + 1011 = 1847 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 1011 = 1847 votes 1011

[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
436 Current Rating: 436 + 555 = 991 votesCurrent Rating: 436 + 555 = 991 votes 555

[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
384 Current Rating: 384 + 603 = 987 votesCurrent Rating: 384 + 603 = 987 votes 603

[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
586 Current Rating: 586 + 865 = 1451 votesCurrent Rating: 586 + 865 = 1451 votes 865

[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
742 Current Rating: 742 + 1024 = 1766 votesCurrent Rating: 742 + 1024 = 1766 votes 1024

[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
413 Current Rating: 413 + 545 = 958 votesCurrent Rating: 413 + 545 = 958 votes 545

[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
440 Current Rating: 440 + 558 = 998 votesCurrent Rating: 440 + 558 = 998 votes 558


Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
377 Current Rating: 377 + 524 = 901 votesCurrent Rating: 377 + 524 = 901 votes 524

[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
465 Current Rating: 465 + 640 = 1105 votesCurrent Rating: 465 + 640 = 1105 votes 640

[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
440 Current Rating: 440 + 531 = 971 votesCurrent Rating: 440 + 531 = 971 votes 531

[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
723 Current Rating: 723 + 854 = 1577 votesCurrent Rating: 723 + 854 = 1577 votes 854

[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
480 Current Rating: 480 + 605 = 1085 votesCurrent Rating: 480 + 605 = 1085 votes 605

[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
542 Current Rating: 542 + 853 = 1395 votesCurrent Rating: 542 + 853 = 1395 votes 853

[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
1697 Current Rating: 1697 + 1404 = 3101 votesCurrent Rating: 1697 + 1404 = 3101 votes 1404

[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
2446 Current Rating: 2446 + 1919 = 4365 votesCurrent Rating: 2446 + 1919 = 4365 votes 1919

[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
1597 Current Rating: 1597 + 1122 = 2719 votesCurrent Rating: 1597 + 1122 = 2719 votes 1122


Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 996 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 996 = 2046 votes 996

[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
707 Current Rating: 707 + 687 = 1394 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 687 = 1394 votes 687

[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
628 Current Rating: 628 + 622 = 1250 votesCurrent Rating: 628 + 622 = 1250 votes 622

[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
669 Current Rating: 669 + 676 = 1345 votesCurrent Rating: 669 + 676 = 1345 votes 676

[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
686 Current Rating: 686 + 760 = 1446 votesCurrent Rating: 686 + 760 = 1446 votes 760

[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
806 Current Rating: 806 + 709 = 1515 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 709 = 1515 votes 709

[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
774 Current Rating: 774 + 793 = 1567 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 793 = 1567 votes 793

[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
668 Current Rating: 668 + 689 = 1357 votesCurrent Rating: 668 + 689 = 1357 votes 689

[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 917 = 2006 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 917 = 2006 votes 917


Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 992 = 2008 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 992 = 2008 votes 992

[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 995 = 1995 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 995 = 1995 votes 995

[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 978 = 2092 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 978 = 2092 votes 978

[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
894 Current Rating: 894 + 851 = 1745 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 851 = 1745 votes 851

[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
1132 Current Rating: 1132 + 866 = 1998 votesCurrent Rating: 1132 + 866 = 1998 votes 866

[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 768 = 1790 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 768 = 1790 votes 768

[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1186 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1186 = 2360 votes 1186

[1919] 4: Congratulations!
826 Current Rating: 826 + 722 = 1548 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 722 = 1548 votes 722

[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 780 = 1802 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 780 = 1802 votes 780


May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
935 Current Rating: 935 + 894 = 1829 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 894 = 1829 votes 894

[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
1017 Current Rating: 1017 + 753 = 1770 votesCurrent Rating: 1017 + 753 = 1770 votes 753

[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
951 Current Rating: 951 + 908 = 1859 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 908 = 1859 votes 908

[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
825 Current Rating: 825 + 854 = 1679 votesCurrent Rating: 825 + 854 = 1679 votes 854

[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
760 Current Rating: 760 + 902 = 1662 votesCurrent Rating: 760 + 902 = 1662 votes 902

[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1218 = 2412 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1218 = 2412 votes 1218

[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
1070 Current Rating: 1070 + 1050 = 2120 votesCurrent Rating: 1070 + 1050 = 2120 votes 1050


Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
1983 Current Rating: 1983 + 2505 = 4488 votesCurrent Rating: 1983 + 2505 = 4488 votes 2505

[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
758 Current Rating: 758 + 829 = 1587 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 829 = 1587 votes 829

[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
742 Current Rating: 742 + 765 = 1507 votesCurrent Rating: 742 + 765 = 1507 votes 765

[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
848 Current Rating: 848 + 818 = 1666 votesCurrent Rating: 848 + 818 = 1666 votes 818

[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
814 Current Rating: 814 + 904 = 1718 votesCurrent Rating: 814 + 904 = 1718 votes 904

[1905] 9: You look exhausted
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1059 = 2135 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1059 = 2135 votes 1059

[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
1017 Current Rating: 1017 + 906 = 1923 votesCurrent Rating: 1017 + 906 = 1923 votes 906

[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
765 Current Rating: 765 + 769 = 1534 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 769 = 1534 votes 769


Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
720 Current Rating: 720 + 687 = 1407 votesCurrent Rating: 720 + 687 = 1407 votes 687

[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
757 Current Rating: 757 + 752 = 1509 votesCurrent Rating: 757 + 752 = 1509 votes 752

[1900] 23: I ll have another
752 Current Rating: 752 + 727 = 1479 votesCurrent Rating: 752 + 727 = 1479 votes 727

[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
861 Current Rating: 861 + 762 = 1623 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 762 = 1623 votes 762

[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
794 Current Rating: 794 + 734 = 1528 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 734 = 1528 votes 734

[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
771 Current Rating: 771 + 764 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 771 + 764 = 1535 votes 764

[1896] 9: What are you watching?
755 Current Rating: 755 + 744 = 1499 votesCurrent Rating: 755 + 744 = 1499 votes 744

[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
952 Current Rating: 952 + 828 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 952 + 828 = 1780 votes 828

[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 796 = 1816 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 796 = 1816 votes 796


Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
750 Current Rating: 750 + 785 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 750 + 785 = 1535 votes 785

[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
758 Current Rating: 758 + 768 = 1526 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 768 = 1526 votes 768

[1891] 19: What are you watching?
866 Current Rating: 866 + 867 = 1733 votesCurrent Rating: 866 + 867 = 1733 votes 867

[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
999 Current Rating: 999 + 945 = 1944 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 945 = 1944 votes 945

[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
767 Current Rating: 767 + 784 = 1551 votesCurrent Rating: 767 + 784 = 1551 votes 784

[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
761 Current Rating: 761 + 766 = 1527 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 766 = 1527 votes 766

[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
752 Current Rating: 752 + 756 = 1508 votesCurrent Rating: 752 + 756 = 1508 votes 756

[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 821 = 1837 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 821 = 1837 votes 821


Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 1139 = 2319 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 1139 = 2319 votes 1139

[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
1006 Current Rating: 1006 + 922 = 1928 votesCurrent Rating: 1006 + 922 = 1928 votes 922

[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 897 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 897 = 1987 votes 897

[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1185 = 2479 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1185 = 2479 votes 1185

[1881] 16: Welcome back
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1109 = 2381 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1109 = 2381 votes 1109

[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1228 = 2534 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1228 = 2534 votes 1228






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