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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
11089 Current Rating: 11089 + 13847 = 24936 votesCurrent Rating: 11089 + 13847 = 24936 votes 13847

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
7556 Current Rating: 7556 + 7676 = 15232 votesCurrent Rating: 7556 + 7676 = 15232 votes 7676

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
8586 Current Rating: 8586 + 8725 = 17311 votesCurrent Rating: 8586 + 8725 = 17311 votes 8725

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
9496 Current Rating: 9496 + 12303 = 21799 votesCurrent Rating: 9496 + 12303 = 21799 votes 12303

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
7391 Current Rating: 7391 + 7461 = 14852 votesCurrent Rating: 7391 + 7461 = 14852 votes 7461

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
11553 Current Rating: 11553 + 11328 = 22881 votesCurrent Rating: 11553 + 11328 = 22881 votes 11328

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
7145 Current Rating: 7145 + 9076 = 16221 votesCurrent Rating: 7145 + 9076 = 16221 votes 9076

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
7899 Current Rating: 7899 + 7984 = 15883 votesCurrent Rating: 7899 + 7984 = 15883 votes 7984

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
7999 Current Rating: 7999 + 9853 = 17852 votesCurrent Rating: 7999 + 9853 = 17852 votes 9853

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
8528 Current Rating: 8528 + 8635 = 17163 votesCurrent Rating: 8528 + 8635 = 17163 votes 8635

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
6988 Current Rating: 6988 + 6051 = 13039 votesCurrent Rating: 6988 + 6051 = 13039 votes 6051

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
9991 Current Rating: 9991 + 10252 = 20243 votesCurrent Rating: 9991 + 10252 = 20243 votes 10252


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
7287 Current Rating: 7287 + 9285 = 16572 votesCurrent Rating: 7287 + 9285 = 16572 votes 9285

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
6462 Current Rating: 6462 + 8590 = 15052 votesCurrent Rating: 6462 + 8590 = 15052 votes 8590

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
6262 Current Rating: 6262 + 6393 = 12655 votesCurrent Rating: 6262 + 6393 = 12655 votes 6393

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
8344 Current Rating: 8344 + 8359 = 16703 votesCurrent Rating: 8344 + 8359 = 16703 votes 8359

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
6553 Current Rating: 6553 + 8406 = 14959 votesCurrent Rating: 6553 + 8406 = 14959 votes 8406

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
5896 Current Rating: 5896 + 7490 = 13386 votesCurrent Rating: 5896 + 7490 = 13386 votes 7490

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
8388 Current Rating: 8388 + 9161 = 17549 votesCurrent Rating: 8388 + 9161 = 17549 votes 9161

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
6594 Current Rating: 6594 + 6640 = 13234 votesCurrent Rating: 6594 + 6640 = 13234 votes 6640

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
6986 Current Rating: 6986 + 6263 = 13249 votesCurrent Rating: 6986 + 6263 = 13249 votes 6263

[1220] 13: I need a double now
6392 Current Rating: 6392 + 8321 = 14713 votesCurrent Rating: 6392 + 8321 = 14713 votes 8321

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
6317 Current Rating: 6317 + 5259 = 11576 votesCurrent Rating: 6317 + 5259 = 11576 votes 5259

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
7392 Current Rating: 7392 + 7570 = 14962 votesCurrent Rating: 7392 + 7570 = 14962 votes 7570

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
10244 Current Rating: 10244 + 10241 = 20485 votesCurrent Rating: 10244 + 10241 = 20485 votes 10241

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
7872 Current Rating: 7872 + 6801 = 14673 votesCurrent Rating: 7872 + 6801 = 14673 votes 6801

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
8666 Current Rating: 8666 + 8083 = 16749 votesCurrent Rating: 8666 + 8083 = 16749 votes 8083

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
7791 Current Rating: 7791 + 9219 = 17010 votesCurrent Rating: 7791 + 9219 = 17010 votes 9219

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
8113 Current Rating: 8113 + 10201 = 18314 votesCurrent Rating: 8113 + 10201 = 18314 votes 10201

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
8694 Current Rating: 8694 + 7990 = 16684 votesCurrent Rating: 8694 + 7990 = 16684 votes 7990


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
11742 Current Rating: 11742 + 11079 = 22821 votesCurrent Rating: 11742 + 11079 = 22821 votes 11079

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
8916 Current Rating: 8916 + 9019 = 17935 votesCurrent Rating: 8916 + 9019 = 17935 votes 9019

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
8258 Current Rating: 8258 + 8020 = 16278 votesCurrent Rating: 8258 + 8020 = 16278 votes 8020

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
14949 Current Rating: 14949 + 17342 = 32291 votesCurrent Rating: 14949 + 17342 = 32291 votes 17342

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
9474 Current Rating: 9474 + 12999 = 22473 votesCurrent Rating: 9474 + 12999 = 22473 votes 12999

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
7433 Current Rating: 7433 + 6601 = 14034 votesCurrent Rating: 7433 + 6601 = 14034 votes 6601

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
17938 Current Rating: 17938 + 19386 = 37324 votesCurrent Rating: 17938 + 19386 = 37324 votes 19386

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
8716 Current Rating: 8716 + 8662 = 17378 votesCurrent Rating: 8716 + 8662 = 17378 votes 8662

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
8024 Current Rating: 8024 + 7027 = 15051 votesCurrent Rating: 8024 + 7027 = 15051 votes 7027

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
8937 Current Rating: 8937 + 12237 = 21174 votesCurrent Rating: 8937 + 12237 = 21174 votes 12237

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
7793 Current Rating: 7793 + 6790 = 14583 votesCurrent Rating: 7793 + 6790 = 14583 votes 6790

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
6121 Current Rating: 6121 + 5059 = 11180 votesCurrent Rating: 6121 + 5059 = 11180 votes 5059

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
6944 Current Rating: 6944 + 5996 = 12940 votesCurrent Rating: 6944 + 5996 = 12940 votes 5996

[1198] 10: Good morning class
7998 Current Rating: 7998 + 7214 = 15212 votesCurrent Rating: 7998 + 7214 = 15212 votes 7214

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
9383 Current Rating: 9383 + 8810 = 18193 votesCurrent Rating: 9383 + 8810 = 18193 votes 8810

[1196] 8: I
8156 Current Rating: 8156 + 7898 = 16054 votesCurrent Rating: 8156 + 7898 = 16054 votes 7898

[1195] 7: I do believe I
10655 Current Rating: 10655 + 10975 = 21630 votesCurrent Rating: 10655 + 10975 = 21630 votes 10975

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
6868 Current Rating: 6868 + 6066 = 12934 votesCurrent Rating: 6868 + 6066 = 12934 votes 6066

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
9818 Current Rating: 9818 + 11033 = 20851 votesCurrent Rating: 9818 + 11033 = 20851 votes 11033

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
7247 Current Rating: 7247 + 6929 = 14176 votesCurrent Rating: 7247 + 6929 = 14176 votes 6929

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
11633 Current Rating: 11633 + 11926 = 23559 votesCurrent Rating: 11633 + 11926 = 23559 votes 11926


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
8472 Current Rating: 8472 + 7501 = 15973 votesCurrent Rating: 8472 + 7501 = 15973 votes 7501

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
20500 Current Rating: 20500 + 22355 = 42855 votesCurrent Rating: 20500 + 22355 = 42855 votes 22355

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
13699 Current Rating: 13699 + 14787 = 28486 votesCurrent Rating: 13699 + 14787 = 28486 votes 14787

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
9084 Current Rating: 9084 + 8214 = 17298 votesCurrent Rating: 9084 + 8214 = 17298 votes 8214

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
9937 Current Rating: 9937 + 9215 = 19152 votesCurrent Rating: 9937 + 9215 = 19152 votes 9215

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
9260 Current Rating: 9260 + 10229 = 19489 votesCurrent Rating: 9260 + 10229 = 19489 votes 10229

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
7040 Current Rating: 7040 + 6472 = 13512 votesCurrent Rating: 7040 + 6472 = 13512 votes 6472

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
6782 Current Rating: 6782 + 5784 = 12566 votesCurrent Rating: 6782 + 5784 = 12566 votes 5784

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
7025 Current Rating: 7025 + 6122 = 13147 votesCurrent Rating: 7025 + 6122 = 13147 votes 6122

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
9168 Current Rating: 9168 + 11779 = 20947 votesCurrent Rating: 9168 + 11779 = 20947 votes 11779

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
6154 Current Rating: 6154 + 5505 = 11659 votesCurrent Rating: 6154 + 5505 = 11659 votes 5505

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
7708 Current Rating: 7708 + 6758 = 14466 votesCurrent Rating: 7708 + 6758 = 14466 votes 6758

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
7386 Current Rating: 7386 + 6970 = 14356 votesCurrent Rating: 7386 + 6970 = 14356 votes 6970

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
6703 Current Rating: 6703 + 8372 = 15075 votesCurrent Rating: 6703 + 8372 = 15075 votes 8372

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
7683 Current Rating: 7683 + 6885 = 14568 votesCurrent Rating: 7683 + 6885 = 14568 votes 6885

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
8656 Current Rating: 8656 + 8927 = 17583 votesCurrent Rating: 8656 + 8927 = 17583 votes 8927

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
6874 Current Rating: 6874 + 5935 = 12809 votesCurrent Rating: 6874 + 5935 = 12809 votes 5935

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
7413 Current Rating: 7413 + 6557 = 13970 votesCurrent Rating: 7413 + 6557 = 13970 votes 6557

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
7292 Current Rating: 7292 + 6304 = 13596 votesCurrent Rating: 7292 + 6304 = 13596 votes 6304

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
6054 Current Rating: 6054 + 6163 = 12217 votesCurrent Rating: 6054 + 6163 = 12217 votes 6163


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
7848 Current Rating: 7848 + 7174 = 15022 votesCurrent Rating: 7848 + 7174 = 15022 votes 7174

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
6987 Current Rating: 6987 + 5970 = 12957 votesCurrent Rating: 6987 + 5970 = 12957 votes 5970

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
8861 Current Rating: 8861 + 8790 = 17651 votesCurrent Rating: 8861 + 8790 = 17651 votes 8790

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
7842 Current Rating: 7842 + 7121 = 14963 votesCurrent Rating: 7842 + 7121 = 14963 votes 7121

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
6490 Current Rating: 6490 + 5575 = 12065 votesCurrent Rating: 6490 + 5575 = 12065 votes 5575

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
7252 Current Rating: 7252 + 6551 = 13803 votesCurrent Rating: 7252 + 6551 = 13803 votes 6551

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
7237 Current Rating: 7237 + 6128 = 13365 votesCurrent Rating: 7237 + 6128 = 13365 votes 6128

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
5913 Current Rating: 5913 + 4888 = 10801 votesCurrent Rating: 5913 + 4888 = 10801 votes 4888

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
6654 Current Rating: 6654 + 5596 = 12250 votesCurrent Rating: 6654 + 5596 = 12250 votes 5596

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
7723 Current Rating: 7723 + 6865 = 14588 votesCurrent Rating: 7723 + 6865 = 14588 votes 6865

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
6701 Current Rating: 6701 + 6066 = 12767 votesCurrent Rating: 6701 + 6066 = 12767 votes 6066

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
6248 Current Rating: 6248 + 5582 = 11830 votesCurrent Rating: 6248 + 5582 = 11830 votes 5582

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
6132 Current Rating: 6132 + 5117 = 11249 votesCurrent Rating: 6132 + 5117 = 11249 votes 5117

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
9752 Current Rating: 9752 + 12415 = 22167 votesCurrent Rating: 9752 + 12415 = 22167 votes 12415

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
6697 Current Rating: 6697 + 6044 = 12741 votesCurrent Rating: 6697 + 6044 = 12741 votes 6044

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
8478 Current Rating: 8478 + 10567 = 19045 votesCurrent Rating: 8478 + 10567 = 19045 votes 10567


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
8551 Current Rating: 8551 + 7780 = 16331 votesCurrent Rating: 8551 + 7780 = 16331 votes 7780

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
7800 Current Rating: 7800 + 9577 = 17377 votesCurrent Rating: 7800 + 9577 = 17377 votes 9577

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
15225 Current Rating: 15225 + 16928 = 32153 votesCurrent Rating: 15225 + 16928 = 32153 votes 16928

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
8985 Current Rating: 8985 + 9419 = 18404 votesCurrent Rating: 8985 + 9419 = 18404 votes 9419

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
7037 Current Rating: 7037 + 6282 = 13319 votesCurrent Rating: 7037 + 6282 = 13319 votes 6282

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
7833 Current Rating: 7833 + 9513 = 17346 votesCurrent Rating: 7833 + 9513 = 17346 votes 9513

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
6831 Current Rating: 6831 + 5900 = 12731 votesCurrent Rating: 6831 + 5900 = 12731 votes 5900

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
6750 Current Rating: 6750 + 6969 = 13719 votesCurrent Rating: 6750 + 6969 = 13719 votes 6969

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
12220 Current Rating: 12220 + 13683 = 25903 votesCurrent Rating: 12220 + 13683 = 25903 votes 13683

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
6042 Current Rating: 6042 + 5112 = 11154 votesCurrent Rating: 6042 + 5112 = 11154 votes 5112


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
8770 Current Rating: 8770 + 12246 = 21016 votesCurrent Rating: 8770 + 12246 = 21016 votes 12246

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
7747 Current Rating: 7747 + 7711 = 15458 votesCurrent Rating: 7747 + 7711 = 15458 votes 7711

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
6602 Current Rating: 6602 + 8288 = 14890 votesCurrent Rating: 6602 + 8288 = 14890 votes 8288

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
6550 Current Rating: 6550 + 5693 = 12243 votesCurrent Rating: 6550 + 5693 = 12243 votes 5693

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
6708 Current Rating: 6708 + 6000 = 12708 votesCurrent Rating: 6708 + 6000 = 12708 votes 6000

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
9105 Current Rating: 9105 + 8613 = 17718 votesCurrent Rating: 9105 + 8613 = 17718 votes 8613

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
6264 Current Rating: 6264 + 9055 = 15319 votesCurrent Rating: 6264 + 9055 = 15319 votes 9055

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
20950 Current Rating: 20950 + 20995 = 41945 votesCurrent Rating: 20950 + 20995 = 41945 votes 20995

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
9824 Current Rating: 9824 + 9532 = 19356 votesCurrent Rating: 9824 + 9532 = 19356 votes 9532

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
11161 Current Rating: 11161 + 12976 = 24137 votesCurrent Rating: 11161 + 12976 = 24137 votes 12976

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
8846 Current Rating: 8846 + 8571 = 17417 votesCurrent Rating: 8846 + 8571 = 17417 votes 8571

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
8513 Current Rating: 8513 + 7975 = 16488 votesCurrent Rating: 8513 + 7975 = 16488 votes 7975

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
13641 Current Rating: 13641 + 16089 = 29730 votesCurrent Rating: 13641 + 16089 = 29730 votes 16089

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
8616 Current Rating: 8616 + 10336 = 18952 votesCurrent Rating: 8616 + 10336 = 18952 votes 10336

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
8859 Current Rating: 8859 + 9667 = 18526 votesCurrent Rating: 8859 + 9667 = 18526 votes 9667

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
7767 Current Rating: 7767 + 6957 = 14724 votesCurrent Rating: 7767 + 6957 = 14724 votes 6957

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
8090 Current Rating: 8090 + 9820 = 17910 votesCurrent Rating: 8090 + 9820 = 17910 votes 9820

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
8780 Current Rating: 8780 + 8126 = 16906 votesCurrent Rating: 8780 + 8126 = 16906 votes 8126

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
6576 Current Rating: 6576 + 6068 = 12644 votesCurrent Rating: 6576 + 6068 = 12644 votes 6068

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
7974 Current Rating: 7974 + 8694 = 16668 votesCurrent Rating: 7974 + 8694 = 16668 votes 8694

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
8084 Current Rating: 8084 + 9859 = 17943 votesCurrent Rating: 8084 + 9859 = 17943 votes 9859

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
8501 Current Rating: 8501 + 7675 = 16176 votesCurrent Rating: 8501 + 7675 = 16176 votes 7675

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
6702 Current Rating: 6702 + 5843 = 12545 votesCurrent Rating: 6702 + 5843 = 12545 votes 5843

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
9582 Current Rating: 9582 + 10964 = 20546 votesCurrent Rating: 9582 + 10964 = 20546 votes 10964


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
7652 Current Rating: 7652 + 6795 = 14447 votesCurrent Rating: 7652 + 6795 = 14447 votes 6795

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
7869 Current Rating: 7869 + 7511 = 15380 votesCurrent Rating: 7869 + 7511 = 15380 votes 7511

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
7618 Current Rating: 7618 + 8565 = 16183 votesCurrent Rating: 7618 + 8565 = 16183 votes 8565

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
7332 Current Rating: 7332 + 6644 = 13976 votesCurrent Rating: 7332 + 6644 = 13976 votes 6644

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
6480 Current Rating: 6480 + 6474 = 12954 votesCurrent Rating: 6480 + 6474 = 12954 votes 6474

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
7841 Current Rating: 7841 + 9145 = 16986 votesCurrent Rating: 7841 + 9145 = 16986 votes 9145

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
7152 Current Rating: 7152 + 8899 = 16051 votesCurrent Rating: 7152 + 8899 = 16051 votes 8899

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
6596 Current Rating: 6596 + 8430 = 15026 votesCurrent Rating: 6596 + 8430 = 15026 votes 8430

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
8146 Current Rating: 8146 + 7377 = 15523 votesCurrent Rating: 8146 + 7377 = 15523 votes 7377

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
6183 Current Rating: 6183 + 5225 = 11408 votesCurrent Rating: 6183 + 5225 = 11408 votes 5225

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
9526 Current Rating: 9526 + 9012 = 18538 votesCurrent Rating: 9526 + 9012 = 18538 votes 9012

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
7958 Current Rating: 7958 + 8197 = 16155 votesCurrent Rating: 7958 + 8197 = 16155 votes 8197

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
7344 Current Rating: 7344 + 6871 = 14215 votesCurrent Rating: 7344 + 6871 = 14215 votes 6871

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
6496 Current Rating: 6496 + 8283 = 14779 votesCurrent Rating: 6496 + 8283 = 14779 votes 8283

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
7173 Current Rating: 7173 + 6246 = 13419 votesCurrent Rating: 7173 + 6246 = 13419 votes 6246

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
8043 Current Rating: 8043 + 7148 = 15191 votesCurrent Rating: 8043 + 7148 = 15191 votes 7148

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
5863 Current Rating: 5863 + 5028 = 10891 votesCurrent Rating: 5863 + 5028 = 10891 votes 5028

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
6281 Current Rating: 6281 + 5590 = 11871 votesCurrent Rating: 6281 + 5590 = 11871 votes 5590

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
6966 Current Rating: 6966 + 6137 = 13103 votesCurrent Rating: 6966 + 6137 = 13103 votes 6137


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
6174 Current Rating: 6174 + 5088 = 11262 votesCurrent Rating: 6174 + 5088 = 11262 votes 5088

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
7111 Current Rating: 7111 + 8164 = 15275 votesCurrent Rating: 7111 + 8164 = 15275 votes 8164

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
8435 Current Rating: 8435 + 7491 = 15926 votesCurrent Rating: 8435 + 7491 = 15926 votes 7491

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
6577 Current Rating: 6577 + 6052 = 12629 votesCurrent Rating: 6577 + 6052 = 12629 votes 6052

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
7793 Current Rating: 7793 + 6985 = 14778 votesCurrent Rating: 7793 + 6985 = 14778 votes 6985

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
6437 Current Rating: 6437 + 8182 = 14619 votesCurrent Rating: 6437 + 8182 = 14619 votes 8182

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
8566 Current Rating: 8566 + 8913 = 17479 votesCurrent Rating: 8566 + 8913 = 17479 votes 8913

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
6597 Current Rating: 6597 + 7550 = 14147 votesCurrent Rating: 6597 + 7550 = 14147 votes 7550

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
6220 Current Rating: 6220 + 5742 = 11962 votesCurrent Rating: 6220 + 5742 = 11962 votes 5742

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
6854 Current Rating: 6854 + 6585 = 13439 votesCurrent Rating: 6854 + 6585 = 13439 votes 6585

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
13741 Current Rating: 13741 + 14549 = 28290 votesCurrent Rating: 13741 + 14549 = 28290 votes 14549

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
6901 Current Rating: 6901 + 6726 = 13627 votesCurrent Rating: 6901 + 6726 = 13627 votes 6726

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
6815 Current Rating: 6815 + 6053 = 12868 votesCurrent Rating: 6815 + 6053 = 12868 votes 6053

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
8488 Current Rating: 8488 + 7752 = 16240 votesCurrent Rating: 8488 + 7752 = 16240 votes 7752

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
7813 Current Rating: 7813 + 6832 = 14645 votesCurrent Rating: 7813 + 6832 = 14645 votes 6832


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
6942 Current Rating: 6942 + 5996 = 12938 votesCurrent Rating: 6942 + 5996 = 12938 votes 5996

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
7487 Current Rating: 7487 + 6610 = 14097 votesCurrent Rating: 7487 + 6610 = 14097 votes 6610

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
6624 Current Rating: 6624 + 5739 = 12363 votesCurrent Rating: 6624 + 5739 = 12363 votes 5739

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
8757 Current Rating: 8757 + 12342 = 21099 votesCurrent Rating: 8757 + 12342 = 21099 votes 12342

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
8949 Current Rating: 8949 + 8533 = 17482 votesCurrent Rating: 8949 + 8533 = 17482 votes 8533

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
12113 Current Rating: 12113 + 13804 = 25917 votesCurrent Rating: 12113 + 13804 = 25917 votes 13804

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
12062 Current Rating: 12062 + 11208 = 23270 votesCurrent Rating: 12062 + 11208 = 23270 votes 11208

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
7545 Current Rating: 7545 + 6669 = 14214 votesCurrent Rating: 7545 + 6669 = 14214 votes 6669

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
19170 Current Rating: 19170 + 20650 = 39820 votesCurrent Rating: 19170 + 20650 = 39820 votes 20650

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
7696 Current Rating: 7696 + 6841 = 14537 votesCurrent Rating: 7696 + 6841 = 14537 votes 6841

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
5729 Current Rating: 5729 + 5116 = 10845 votesCurrent Rating: 5729 + 5116 = 10845 votes 5116

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
6992 Current Rating: 6992 + 6458 = 13450 votesCurrent Rating: 6992 + 6458 = 13450 votes 6458

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
6183 Current Rating: 6183 + 5261 = 11444 votesCurrent Rating: 6183 + 5261 = 11444 votes 5261

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
7075 Current Rating: 7075 + 7968 = 15043 votesCurrent Rating: 7075 + 7968 = 15043 votes 7968

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
6438 Current Rating: 6438 + 5854 = 12292 votesCurrent Rating: 6438 + 5854 = 12292 votes 5854

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
8271 Current Rating: 8271 + 10442 = 18713 votesCurrent Rating: 8271 + 10442 = 18713 votes 10442

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
7874 Current Rating: 7874 + 9910 = 17784 votesCurrent Rating: 7874 + 9910 = 17784 votes 9910

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
8372 Current Rating: 8372 + 8764 = 17136 votesCurrent Rating: 8372 + 8764 = 17136 votes 8764

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
17737 Current Rating: 17737 + 17227 = 34964 votesCurrent Rating: 17737 + 17227 = 34964 votes 17227

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
11376 Current Rating: 11376 + 12092 = 23468 votesCurrent Rating: 11376 + 12092 = 23468 votes 12092

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
11056 Current Rating: 11056 + 11913 = 22969 votesCurrent Rating: 11056 + 11913 = 22969 votes 11913

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
8224 Current Rating: 8224 + 9496 = 17720 votesCurrent Rating: 8224 + 9496 = 17720 votes 9496

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
7434 Current Rating: 7434 + 6579 = 14013 votesCurrent Rating: 7434 + 6579 = 14013 votes 6579


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
8135 Current Rating: 8135 + 8623 = 16758 votesCurrent Rating: 8135 + 8623 = 16758 votes 8623

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
6746 Current Rating: 6746 + 8460 = 15206 votesCurrent Rating: 6746 + 8460 = 15206 votes 8460

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
9571 Current Rating: 9571 + 10732 = 20303 votesCurrent Rating: 9571 + 10732 = 20303 votes 10732

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
17998 Current Rating: 17998 + 20909 = 38907 votesCurrent Rating: 17998 + 20909 = 38907 votes 20909

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
8631 Current Rating: 8631 + 9742 = 18373 votesCurrent Rating: 8631 + 9742 = 18373 votes 9742

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
7449 Current Rating: 7449 + 6507 = 13956 votesCurrent Rating: 7449 + 6507 = 13956 votes 6507

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
7514 Current Rating: 7514 + 6560 = 14074 votesCurrent Rating: 7514 + 6560 = 14074 votes 6560

[1056] 13: I won t be long
8905 Current Rating: 8905 + 12541 = 21446 votesCurrent Rating: 8905 + 12541 = 21446 votes 12541

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
9988 Current Rating: 9988 + 10534 = 20522 votesCurrent Rating: 9988 + 10534 = 20522 votes 10534

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
8906 Current Rating: 8906 + 8160 = 17066 votesCurrent Rating: 8906 + 8160 = 17066 votes 8160

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
7861 Current Rating: 7861 + 7878 = 15739 votesCurrent Rating: 7861 + 7878 = 15739 votes 7878

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
7154 Current Rating: 7154 + 9116 = 16270 votesCurrent Rating: 7154 + 9116 = 16270 votes 9116

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
7734 Current Rating: 7734 + 6885 = 14619 votesCurrent Rating: 7734 + 6885 = 14619 votes 6885

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
7076 Current Rating: 7076 + 8915 = 15991 votesCurrent Rating: 7076 + 8915 = 15991 votes 8915

[1049] 6: Then she said
36513 Current Rating: 36513 + 38523 = 75036 votesCurrent Rating: 36513 + 38523 = 75036 votes 38523

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
7155 Current Rating: 7155 + 9418 = 16573 votesCurrent Rating: 7155 + 9418 = 16573 votes 9418

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
5731 Current Rating: 5731 + 5158 = 10889 votesCurrent Rating: 5731 + 5158 = 10889 votes 5158

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
6595 Current Rating: 6595 + 5730 = 12325 votesCurrent Rating: 6595 + 5730 = 12325 votes 5730

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
6952 Current Rating: 6952 + 6198 = 13150 votesCurrent Rating: 6952 + 6198 = 13150 votes 6198

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
7713 Current Rating: 7713 + 9346 = 17059 votesCurrent Rating: 7713 + 9346 = 17059 votes 9346


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
7302 Current Rating: 7302 + 6386 = 13688 votesCurrent Rating: 7302 + 6386 = 13688 votes 6386

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
8777 Current Rating: 8777 + 10676 = 19453 votesCurrent Rating: 8777 + 10676 = 19453 votes 10676

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
7610 Current Rating: 7610 + 6869 = 14479 votesCurrent Rating: 7610 + 6869 = 14479 votes 6869

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
10667 Current Rating: 10667 + 12414 = 23081 votesCurrent Rating: 10667 + 12414 = 23081 votes 12414

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
8150 Current Rating: 8150 + 7111 = 15261 votesCurrent Rating: 8150 + 7111 = 15261 votes 7111

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
7613 Current Rating: 7613 + 10312 = 17925 votesCurrent Rating: 7613 + 10312 = 17925 votes 10312

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
16376 Current Rating: 16376 + 17442 = 33818 votesCurrent Rating: 16376 + 17442 = 33818 votes 17442

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
22647 Current Rating: 22647 + 26350 = 48997 votesCurrent Rating: 22647 + 26350 = 48997 votes 26350

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
9836 Current Rating: 9836 + 12594 = 22430 votesCurrent Rating: 9836 + 12594 = 22430 votes 12594

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
11006 Current Rating: 11006 + 9839 = 20845 votesCurrent Rating: 11006 + 9839 = 20845 votes 9839

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
16040 Current Rating: 16040 + 14259 = 30299 votesCurrent Rating: 16040 + 14259 = 30299 votes 14259

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
14659 Current Rating: 14659 + 60569 = 75228 votesCurrent Rating: 14659 + 60569 = 75228 votes 60569

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
25693 Current Rating: 25693 + 26111 = 51804 votesCurrent Rating: 25693 + 26111 = 51804 votes 26111

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
8032 Current Rating: 8032 + 8835 = 16867 votesCurrent Rating: 8032 + 8835 = 16867 votes 8835

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
7138 Current Rating: 7138 + 8769 = 15907 votesCurrent Rating: 7138 + 8769 = 15907 votes 8769

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
7854 Current Rating: 7854 + 8793 = 16647 votesCurrent Rating: 7854 + 8793 = 16647 votes 8793

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
7322 Current Rating: 7322 + 6233 = 13555 votesCurrent Rating: 7322 + 6233 = 13555 votes 6233

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
7203 Current Rating: 7203 + 6284 = 13487 votesCurrent Rating: 7203 + 6284 = 13487 votes 6284






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