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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
6626 Current Rating: 6626 + 7416 = 14042 votesCurrent Rating: 6626 + 7416 = 14042 votes 7416

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
3293 Current Rating: 3293 + 2333 = 5626 votesCurrent Rating: 3293 + 2333 = 5626 votes 2333

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
3998 Current Rating: 3998 + 3696 = 7694 votesCurrent Rating: 3998 + 3696 = 7694 votes 3696

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
3432 Current Rating: 3432 + 5402 = 8834 votesCurrent Rating: 3432 + 5402 = 8834 votes 5402

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
3451 Current Rating: 3451 + 2476 = 5927 votesCurrent Rating: 3451 + 2476 = 5927 votes 2476

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
4498 Current Rating: 4498 + 3912 = 8410 votesCurrent Rating: 4498 + 3912 = 8410 votes 3912

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
3544 Current Rating: 3544 + 5499 = 9043 votesCurrent Rating: 3544 + 5499 = 9043 votes 5499

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
3521 Current Rating: 3521 + 2693 = 6214 votesCurrent Rating: 3521 + 2693 = 6214 votes 2693

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
3789 Current Rating: 3789 + 5766 = 9555 votesCurrent Rating: 3789 + 5766 = 9555 votes 5766

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
3360 Current Rating: 3360 + 3448 = 6808 votesCurrent Rating: 3360 + 3448 = 6808 votes 3448

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
3453 Current Rating: 3453 + 2608 = 6061 votesCurrent Rating: 3453 + 2608 = 6061 votes 2608

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 3245 = 7074 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 3245 = 7074 votes 3245


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
3430 Current Rating: 3430 + 5277 = 8707 votesCurrent Rating: 3430 + 5277 = 8707 votes 5277

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
3138 Current Rating: 3138 + 5105 = 8243 votesCurrent Rating: 3138 + 5105 = 8243 votes 5105

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
2991 Current Rating: 2991 + 2057 = 5048 votesCurrent Rating: 2991 + 2057 = 5048 votes 2057

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
3981 Current Rating: 3981 + 3061 = 7042 votesCurrent Rating: 3981 + 3061 = 7042 votes 3061

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
3095 Current Rating: 3095 + 5054 = 8149 votesCurrent Rating: 3095 + 5054 = 8149 votes 5054

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
3126 Current Rating: 3126 + 4855 = 7981 votesCurrent Rating: 3126 + 4855 = 7981 votes 4855

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
3331 Current Rating: 3331 + 4257 = 7588 votesCurrent Rating: 3331 + 4257 = 7588 votes 4257

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
3255 Current Rating: 3255 + 2264 = 5519 votesCurrent Rating: 3255 + 2264 = 5519 votes 2264

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
3494 Current Rating: 3494 + 2656 = 6150 votesCurrent Rating: 3494 + 2656 = 6150 votes 2656

[1220] 13: I need a double now
3236 Current Rating: 3236 + 5163 = 8399 votesCurrent Rating: 3236 + 5163 = 8399 votes 5163

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
3067 Current Rating: 3067 + 2138 = 5205 votesCurrent Rating: 3067 + 2138 = 5205 votes 2138

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
3666 Current Rating: 3666 + 3976 = 7642 votesCurrent Rating: 3666 + 3976 = 7642 votes 3976

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
3734 Current Rating: 3734 + 2834 = 6568 votesCurrent Rating: 3734 + 2834 = 6568 votes 2834

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
3931 Current Rating: 3931 + 3005 = 6936 votesCurrent Rating: 3931 + 3005 = 6936 votes 3005

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 2875 = 6338 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 2875 = 6338 votes 2875

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
3308 Current Rating: 3308 + 2450 = 5758 votesCurrent Rating: 3308 + 2450 = 5758 votes 2450

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
4994 Current Rating: 4994 + 7219 = 12213 votesCurrent Rating: 4994 + 7219 = 12213 votes 7219

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
4056 Current Rating: 4056 + 3408 = 7464 votesCurrent Rating: 4056 + 3408 = 7464 votes 3408


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
3690 Current Rating: 3690 + 3046 = 6736 votesCurrent Rating: 3690 + 3046 = 6736 votes 3046

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
4940 Current Rating: 4940 + 5270 = 10210 votesCurrent Rating: 4940 + 5270 = 10210 votes 5270

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
4478 Current Rating: 4478 + 4063 = 8541 votesCurrent Rating: 4478 + 4063 = 8541 votes 4063

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
11313 Current Rating: 11313 + 13835 = 25148 votesCurrent Rating: 11313 + 13835 = 25148 votes 13835

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
6024 Current Rating: 6024 + 9542 = 15566 votesCurrent Rating: 6024 + 9542 = 15566 votes 9542

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
3789 Current Rating: 3789 + 3023 = 6812 votesCurrent Rating: 3789 + 3023 = 6812 votes 3023

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
14192 Current Rating: 14192 + 15629 = 29821 votesCurrent Rating: 14192 + 15629 = 29821 votes 15629

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
6030 Current Rating: 6030 + 6024 = 12054 votesCurrent Rating: 6030 + 6024 = 12054 votes 6024

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
4342 Current Rating: 4342 + 3404 = 7746 votesCurrent Rating: 4342 + 3404 = 7746 votes 3404

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
5283 Current Rating: 5283 + 8728 = 14011 votesCurrent Rating: 5283 + 8728 = 14011 votes 8728

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
4348 Current Rating: 4348 + 3506 = 7854 votesCurrent Rating: 4348 + 3506 = 7854 votes 3506

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
3244 Current Rating: 3244 + 2377 = 5621 votesCurrent Rating: 3244 + 2377 = 5621 votes 2377

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
3429 Current Rating: 3429 + 2593 = 6022 votesCurrent Rating: 3429 + 2593 = 6022 votes 2593

[1198] 10: Good morning class
3900 Current Rating: 3900 + 3190 = 7090 votesCurrent Rating: 3900 + 3190 = 7090 votes 3190

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
5406 Current Rating: 5406 + 4694 = 10100 votesCurrent Rating: 5406 + 4694 = 10100 votes 4694

[1196] 8: I
5287 Current Rating: 5287 + 5109 = 10396 votesCurrent Rating: 5287 + 5109 = 10396 votes 5109

[1195] 7: I do believe I
7291 Current Rating: 7291 + 7580 = 14871 votesCurrent Rating: 7291 + 7580 = 14871 votes 7580

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
3560 Current Rating: 3560 + 2778 = 6338 votesCurrent Rating: 3560 + 2778 = 6338 votes 2778

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
6589 Current Rating: 6589 + 6911 = 13500 votesCurrent Rating: 6589 + 6911 = 13500 votes 6911

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
4583 Current Rating: 4583 + 4426 = 9009 votesCurrent Rating: 4583 + 4426 = 9009 votes 4426

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
6807 Current Rating: 6807 + 5892 = 12699 votesCurrent Rating: 6807 + 5892 = 12699 votes 5892


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
4290 Current Rating: 4290 + 3387 = 7677 votesCurrent Rating: 4290 + 3387 = 7677 votes 3387

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
15736 Current Rating: 15736 + 17487 = 33223 votesCurrent Rating: 15736 + 17487 = 33223 votes 17487

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
9910 Current Rating: 9910 + 10874 = 20784 votesCurrent Rating: 9910 + 10874 = 20784 votes 10874

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
4745 Current Rating: 4745 + 3876 = 8621 votesCurrent Rating: 4745 + 3876 = 8621 votes 3876

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
4161 Current Rating: 4161 + 3418 = 7579 votesCurrent Rating: 4161 + 3418 = 7579 votes 3418

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
4750 Current Rating: 4750 + 5931 = 10681 votesCurrent Rating: 4750 + 5931 = 10681 votes 5931

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
3665 Current Rating: 3665 + 3122 = 6787 votesCurrent Rating: 3665 + 3122 = 6787 votes 3122

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
3215 Current Rating: 3215 + 2339 = 5554 votesCurrent Rating: 3215 + 2339 = 5554 votes 2339

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
3305 Current Rating: 3305 + 2502 = 5807 votesCurrent Rating: 3305 + 2502 = 5807 votes 2502

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
5299 Current Rating: 5299 + 7984 = 13283 votesCurrent Rating: 5299 + 7984 = 13283 votes 7984

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
2963 Current Rating: 2963 + 2347 = 5310 votesCurrent Rating: 2963 + 2347 = 5310 votes 2347

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
4174 Current Rating: 4174 + 3332 = 7506 votesCurrent Rating: 4174 + 3332 = 7506 votes 3332

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
3420 Current Rating: 3420 + 3104 = 6524 votesCurrent Rating: 3420 + 3104 = 6524 votes 3104

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
3455 Current Rating: 3455 + 5344 = 8799 votesCurrent Rating: 3455 + 5344 = 8799 votes 5344

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
3686 Current Rating: 3686 + 2921 = 6607 votesCurrent Rating: 3686 + 2921 = 6607 votes 2921

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
4071 Current Rating: 4071 + 4394 = 8465 votesCurrent Rating: 4071 + 4394 = 8465 votes 4394

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
3202 Current Rating: 3202 + 2349 = 5551 votesCurrent Rating: 3202 + 2349 = 5551 votes 2349

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
3824 Current Rating: 3824 + 3097 = 6921 votesCurrent Rating: 3824 + 3097 = 6921 votes 3097

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
3466 Current Rating: 3466 + 2624 = 6090 votesCurrent Rating: 3466 + 2624 = 6090 votes 2624

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
2952 Current Rating: 2952 + 1968 = 4920 votesCurrent Rating: 2952 + 1968 = 4920 votes 1968


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
3585 Current Rating: 3585 + 2894 = 6479 votesCurrent Rating: 3585 + 2894 = 6479 votes 2894

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
3395 Current Rating: 3395 + 2462 = 5857 votesCurrent Rating: 3395 + 2462 = 5857 votes 2462

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
3987 Current Rating: 3987 + 3023 = 7010 votesCurrent Rating: 3987 + 3023 = 7010 votes 3023

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
3342 Current Rating: 3342 + 2640 = 5982 votesCurrent Rating: 3342 + 2640 = 5982 votes 2640

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
3058 Current Rating: 3058 + 2248 = 5306 votesCurrent Rating: 3058 + 2248 = 5306 votes 2248

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
3171 Current Rating: 3171 + 2546 = 5717 votesCurrent Rating: 3171 + 2546 = 5717 votes 2546

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
3443 Current Rating: 3443 + 2530 = 5973 votesCurrent Rating: 3443 + 2530 = 5973 votes 2530

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
3039 Current Rating: 3039 + 2106 = 5145 votesCurrent Rating: 3039 + 2106 = 5145 votes 2106

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
2785 Current Rating: 2785 + 1948 = 4733 votesCurrent Rating: 2785 + 1948 = 4733 votes 1948

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
4192 Current Rating: 4192 + 3356 = 7548 votesCurrent Rating: 4192 + 3356 = 7548 votes 3356

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
3246 Current Rating: 3246 + 2746 = 5992 votesCurrent Rating: 3246 + 2746 = 5992 votes 2746

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
3606 Current Rating: 3606 + 2999 = 6605 votesCurrent Rating: 3606 + 2999 = 6605 votes 2999

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
3177 Current Rating: 3177 + 2305 = 5482 votesCurrent Rating: 3177 + 2305 = 5482 votes 2305

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
5785 Current Rating: 5785 + 8499 = 14284 votesCurrent Rating: 5785 + 8499 = 14284 votes 8499

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 2932 = 6565 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 2932 = 6565 votes 2932

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
5227 Current Rating: 5227 + 7343 = 12570 votesCurrent Rating: 5227 + 7343 = 12570 votes 7343


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
4134 Current Rating: 4134 + 3486 = 7620 votesCurrent Rating: 4134 + 3486 = 7620 votes 3486

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
4632 Current Rating: 4632 + 6530 = 11162 votesCurrent Rating: 4632 + 6530 = 11162 votes 6530

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
11079 Current Rating: 11079 + 12829 = 23908 votesCurrent Rating: 11079 + 12829 = 23908 votes 12829

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
5814 Current Rating: 5814 + 6306 = 12120 votesCurrent Rating: 5814 + 6306 = 12120 votes 6306

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
3534 Current Rating: 3534 + 2790 = 6324 votesCurrent Rating: 3534 + 2790 = 6324 votes 2790

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
3998 Current Rating: 3998 + 5720 = 9718 votesCurrent Rating: 3998 + 5720 = 9718 votes 5720

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
3458 Current Rating: 3458 + 2598 = 6056 votesCurrent Rating: 3458 + 2598 = 6056 votes 2598

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
3244 Current Rating: 3244 + 3545 = 6789 votesCurrent Rating: 3244 + 3545 = 6789 votes 3545

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
4347 Current Rating: 4347 + 6247 = 10594 votesCurrent Rating: 4347 + 6247 = 10594 votes 6247

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
2998 Current Rating: 2998 + 2144 = 5142 votesCurrent Rating: 2998 + 2144 = 5142 votes 2144


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
4131 Current Rating: 4131 + 8029 = 12160 votesCurrent Rating: 4131 + 8029 = 12160 votes 8029

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
3756 Current Rating: 3756 + 2782 = 6538 votesCurrent Rating: 3756 + 2782 = 6538 votes 2782

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
3355 Current Rating: 3355 + 5187 = 8542 votesCurrent Rating: 3355 + 5187 = 8542 votes 5187

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
3293 Current Rating: 3293 + 2565 = 5858 votesCurrent Rating: 3293 + 2565 = 5858 votes 2565

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
3103 Current Rating: 3103 + 2438 = 5541 votesCurrent Rating: 3103 + 2438 = 5541 votes 2438

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
5612 Current Rating: 5612 + 5261 = 10873 votesCurrent Rating: 5612 + 5261 = 10873 votes 5261

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
3584 Current Rating: 3584 + 6468 = 10052 votesCurrent Rating: 3584 + 6468 = 10052 votes 6468

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
10953 Current Rating: 10953 + 11265 = 22218 votesCurrent Rating: 10953 + 11265 = 22218 votes 11265

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
4180 Current Rating: 4180 + 3918 = 8098 votesCurrent Rating: 4180 + 3918 = 8098 votes 3918

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
4774 Current Rating: 4774 + 6417 = 11191 votesCurrent Rating: 4774 + 6417 = 11191 votes 6417

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
5177 Current Rating: 5177 + 4869 = 10046 votesCurrent Rating: 5177 + 4869 = 10046 votes 4869

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
4797 Current Rating: 4797 + 4018 = 8815 votesCurrent Rating: 4797 + 4018 = 8815 votes 4018

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
9903 Current Rating: 9903 + 12461 = 22364 votesCurrent Rating: 9903 + 12461 = 22364 votes 12461

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
4496 Current Rating: 4496 + 6305 = 10801 votesCurrent Rating: 4496 + 6305 = 10801 votes 6305

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
5207 Current Rating: 5207 + 6187 = 11394 votesCurrent Rating: 5207 + 6187 = 11394 votes 6187

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
3288 Current Rating: 3288 + 2590 = 5878 votesCurrent Rating: 3288 + 2590 = 5878 votes 2590

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
4152 Current Rating: 4152 + 5947 = 10099 votesCurrent Rating: 4152 + 5947 = 10099 votes 5947

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
4041 Current Rating: 4041 + 3551 = 7592 votesCurrent Rating: 4041 + 3551 = 7592 votes 3551

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
3443 Current Rating: 3443 + 3087 = 6530 votesCurrent Rating: 3443 + 3087 = 6530 votes 3087

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
4495 Current Rating: 4495 + 5394 = 9889 votesCurrent Rating: 4495 + 5394 = 9889 votes 5394

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
4414 Current Rating: 4414 + 6257 = 10671 votesCurrent Rating: 4414 + 6257 = 10671 votes 6257

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 2831 = 6455 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 2831 = 6455 votes 2831

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
3184 Current Rating: 3184 + 2383 = 5567 votesCurrent Rating: 3184 + 2383 = 5567 votes 2383

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
5558 Current Rating: 5558 + 6881 = 12439 votesCurrent Rating: 5558 + 6881 = 12439 votes 6881


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
3756 Current Rating: 3756 + 2971 = 6727 votesCurrent Rating: 3756 + 2971 = 6727 votes 2971

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
3910 Current Rating: 3910 + 3647 = 7557 votesCurrent Rating: 3910 + 3647 = 7557 votes 3647

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2977 Current Rating: 2977 + 3973 = 6950 votesCurrent Rating: 2977 + 3973 = 6950 votes 3973

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
3394 Current Rating: 3394 + 2760 = 6154 votesCurrent Rating: 3394 + 2760 = 6154 votes 2760

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
3232 Current Rating: 3232 + 2293 = 5525 votesCurrent Rating: 3232 + 2293 = 5525 votes 2293

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
4406 Current Rating: 4406 + 5865 = 10271 votesCurrent Rating: 4406 + 5865 = 10271 votes 5865

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
3869 Current Rating: 3869 + 5638 = 9507 votesCurrent Rating: 3869 + 5638 = 9507 votes 5638

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
3685 Current Rating: 3685 + 5617 = 9302 votesCurrent Rating: 3685 + 5617 = 9302 votes 5617

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
3235 Current Rating: 3235 + 2630 = 5865 votesCurrent Rating: 3235 + 2630 = 5865 votes 2630

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
2995 Current Rating: 2995 + 2162 = 5157 votesCurrent Rating: 2995 + 2162 = 5157 votes 2162

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
5742 Current Rating: 5742 + 5279 = 11021 votesCurrent Rating: 5742 + 5279 = 11021 votes 5279

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
3860 Current Rating: 3860 + 2902 = 6762 votesCurrent Rating: 3860 + 2902 = 6762 votes 2902

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
3320 Current Rating: 3320 + 3069 = 6389 votesCurrent Rating: 3320 + 3069 = 6389 votes 3069

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
3395 Current Rating: 3395 + 5311 = 8706 votesCurrent Rating: 3395 + 5311 = 8706 votes 5311

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
3230 Current Rating: 3230 + 2393 = 5623 votesCurrent Rating: 3230 + 2393 = 5623 votes 2393

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
3396 Current Rating: 3396 + 2562 = 5958 votesCurrent Rating: 3396 + 2562 = 5958 votes 2562

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
3079 Current Rating: 3079 + 2301 = 5380 votesCurrent Rating: 3079 + 2301 = 5380 votes 2301

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
3370 Current Rating: 3370 + 2694 = 6064 votesCurrent Rating: 3370 + 2694 = 6064 votes 2694

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
3528 Current Rating: 3528 + 2765 = 6293 votesCurrent Rating: 3528 + 2765 = 6293 votes 2765


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
3048 Current Rating: 3048 + 2144 = 5192 votesCurrent Rating: 3048 + 2144 = 5192 votes 2144

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
3594 Current Rating: 3594 + 2616 = 6210 votesCurrent Rating: 3594 + 2616 = 6210 votes 2616

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
3795 Current Rating: 3795 + 2873 = 6668 votesCurrent Rating: 3795 + 2873 = 6668 votes 2873

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
3400 Current Rating: 3400 + 3065 = 6465 votesCurrent Rating: 3400 + 3065 = 6465 votes 3065

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
4003 Current Rating: 4003 + 3269 = 7272 votesCurrent Rating: 4003 + 3269 = 7272 votes 3269

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
3642 Current Rating: 3642 + 5530 = 9172 votesCurrent Rating: 3642 + 5530 = 9172 votes 5530

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
5103 Current Rating: 5103 + 5402 = 10505 votesCurrent Rating: 5103 + 5402 = 10505 votes 5402

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
3786 Current Rating: 3786 + 4747 = 8533 votesCurrent Rating: 3786 + 4747 = 8533 votes 4747

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
2996 Current Rating: 2996 + 2600 = 5596 votesCurrent Rating: 2996 + 2600 = 5596 votes 2600

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
4264 Current Rating: 4264 + 4151 = 8415 votesCurrent Rating: 4264 + 4151 = 8415 votes 4151

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
10772 Current Rating: 10772 + 11613 = 22385 votesCurrent Rating: 10772 + 11613 = 22385 votes 11613

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
3767 Current Rating: 3767 + 3512 = 7279 votesCurrent Rating: 3767 + 3512 = 7279 votes 3512

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
3485 Current Rating: 3485 + 2849 = 6334 votesCurrent Rating: 3485 + 2849 = 6334 votes 2849

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
3594 Current Rating: 3594 + 2752 = 6346 votesCurrent Rating: 3594 + 2752 = 6346 votes 2752

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
4037 Current Rating: 4037 + 3201 = 7238 votesCurrent Rating: 4037 + 3201 = 7238 votes 3201


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
3653 Current Rating: 3653 + 2808 = 6461 votesCurrent Rating: 3653 + 2808 = 6461 votes 2808

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
3959 Current Rating: 3959 + 3233 = 7192 votesCurrent Rating: 3959 + 3233 = 7192 votes 3233

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 2835 = 6319 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 2835 = 6319 votes 2835

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
4706 Current Rating: 4706 + 8347 = 13053 votesCurrent Rating: 4706 + 8347 = 13053 votes 8347

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
4628 Current Rating: 4628 + 4158 = 8786 votesCurrent Rating: 4628 + 4158 = 8786 votes 4158

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
9237 Current Rating: 9237 + 11050 = 20287 votesCurrent Rating: 9237 + 11050 = 20287 votes 11050

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
3634 Current Rating: 3634 + 2888 = 6522 votesCurrent Rating: 3634 + 2888 = 6522 votes 2888

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
3452 Current Rating: 3452 + 2685 = 6137 votesCurrent Rating: 3452 + 2685 = 6137 votes 2685

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
15619 Current Rating: 15619 + 17206 = 32825 votesCurrent Rating: 15619 + 17206 = 32825 votes 17206

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
4204 Current Rating: 4204 + 3523 = 7727 votesCurrent Rating: 4204 + 3523 = 7727 votes 3523

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
2621 Current Rating: 2621 + 2009 = 4630 votesCurrent Rating: 2621 + 2009 = 4630 votes 2009

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 3074 = 6697 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 3074 = 6697 votes 3074

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
3096 Current Rating: 3096 + 2416 = 5512 votesCurrent Rating: 3096 + 2416 = 5512 votes 2416

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
4295 Current Rating: 4295 + 5274 = 9569 votesCurrent Rating: 4295 + 5274 = 9569 votes 5274

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
3662 Current Rating: 3662 + 3148 = 6810 votesCurrent Rating: 3662 + 3148 = 6810 votes 3148

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
4474 Current Rating: 4474 + 6842 = 11316 votesCurrent Rating: 4474 + 6842 = 11316 votes 6842

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
4504 Current Rating: 4504 + 6635 = 11139 votesCurrent Rating: 4504 + 6635 = 11139 votes 6635

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
5208 Current Rating: 5208 + 5665 = 10873 votesCurrent Rating: 5208 + 5665 = 10873 votes 5665

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
12207 Current Rating: 12207 + 13398 = 25605 votesCurrent Rating: 12207 + 13398 = 25605 votes 13398

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
8697 Current Rating: 8697 + 9491 = 18188 votesCurrent Rating: 8697 + 9491 = 18188 votes 9491

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
5769 Current Rating: 5769 + 5912 = 11681 votesCurrent Rating: 5769 + 5912 = 11681 votes 5912

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
4591 Current Rating: 4591 + 5980 = 10571 votesCurrent Rating: 4591 + 5980 = 10571 votes 5980

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
4026 Current Rating: 4026 + 3388 = 7414 votesCurrent Rating: 4026 + 3388 = 7414 votes 3388


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
3919 Current Rating: 3919 + 2947 = 6866 votesCurrent Rating: 3919 + 2947 = 6866 votes 2947

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
3346 Current Rating: 3346 + 5154 = 8500 votesCurrent Rating: 3346 + 5154 = 8500 votes 5154

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
5287 Current Rating: 5287 + 6566 = 11853 votesCurrent Rating: 5287 + 6566 = 11853 votes 6566

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
14752 Current Rating: 14752 + 17689 = 32441 votesCurrent Rating: 14752 + 17689 = 32441 votes 17689

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
5603 Current Rating: 5603 + 6790 = 12393 votesCurrent Rating: 5603 + 6790 = 12393 votes 6790

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
4025 Current Rating: 4025 + 3207 = 7232 votesCurrent Rating: 4025 + 3207 = 7232 votes 3207

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
4126 Current Rating: 4126 + 3255 = 7381 votesCurrent Rating: 4126 + 3255 = 7381 votes 3255

[1056] 13: I won t be long
4874 Current Rating: 4874 + 7646 = 12520 votesCurrent Rating: 4874 + 7646 = 12520 votes 7646

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
6362 Current Rating: 6362 + 6578 = 12940 votesCurrent Rating: 6362 + 6578 = 12940 votes 6578

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
4136 Current Rating: 4136 + 3277 = 7413 votesCurrent Rating: 4136 + 3277 = 7413 votes 3277

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
4564 Current Rating: 4564 + 3566 = 8130 votesCurrent Rating: 4564 + 3566 = 8130 votes 3566

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
3470 Current Rating: 3470 + 5371 = 8841 votesCurrent Rating: 3470 + 5371 = 8841 votes 5371

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
3637 Current Rating: 3637 + 2932 = 6569 votesCurrent Rating: 3637 + 2932 = 6569 votes 2932

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
4346 Current Rating: 4346 + 6351 = 10697 votesCurrent Rating: 4346 + 6351 = 10697 votes 6351

[1049] 6: Then she said
33444 Current Rating: 33444 + 35458 = 68902 votesCurrent Rating: 33444 + 35458 = 68902 votes 35458

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
4550 Current Rating: 4550 + 7002 = 11552 votesCurrent Rating: 4550 + 7002 = 11552 votes 7002

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
2852 Current Rating: 2852 + 2234 = 5086 votesCurrent Rating: 2852 + 2234 = 5086 votes 2234

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
2918 Current Rating: 2918 + 2112 = 5030 votesCurrent Rating: 2918 + 2112 = 5030 votes 2112

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
3714 Current Rating: 3714 + 3029 = 6743 votesCurrent Rating: 3714 + 3029 = 6743 votes 3029

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
4649 Current Rating: 4649 + 6377 = 11026 votesCurrent Rating: 4649 + 6377 = 11026 votes 6377


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
3897 Current Rating: 3897 + 3047 = 6944 votesCurrent Rating: 3897 + 3047 = 6944 votes 3047

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
4494 Current Rating: 4494 + 6178 = 10672 votesCurrent Rating: 4494 + 6178 = 10672 votes 6178

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
3940 Current Rating: 3940 + 3282 = 7222 votesCurrent Rating: 3940 + 3282 = 7222 votes 3282

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
7877 Current Rating: 7877 + 9071 = 16948 votesCurrent Rating: 7877 + 9071 = 16948 votes 9071

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
4421 Current Rating: 4421 + 3527 = 7948 votesCurrent Rating: 4421 + 3527 = 7948 votes 3527

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
4228 Current Rating: 4228 + 6995 = 11223 votesCurrent Rating: 4228 + 6995 = 11223 votes 6995

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
11482 Current Rating: 11482 + 12793 = 24275 votesCurrent Rating: 11482 + 12793 = 24275 votes 12793

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
17779 Current Rating: 17779 + 21527 = 39306 votesCurrent Rating: 17779 + 21527 = 39306 votes 21527

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
6080 Current Rating: 6080 + 8672 = 14752 votesCurrent Rating: 6080 + 8672 = 14752 votes 8672

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
3665 Current Rating: 3665 + 2699 = 6364 votesCurrent Rating: 3665 + 2699 = 6364 votes 2699

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
5714 Current Rating: 5714 + 6442 = 12156 votesCurrent Rating: 5714 + 6442 = 12156 votes 6442

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
6869 Current Rating: 6869 + 6651 = 13520 votesCurrent Rating: 6869 + 6651 = 13520 votes 6651

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
4329 Current Rating: 4329 + 5247 = 9576 votesCurrent Rating: 4329 + 5247 = 9576 votes 5247

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
4234 Current Rating: 4234 + 5924 = 10158 votesCurrent Rating: 4234 + 5924 = 10158 votes 5924

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
4536 Current Rating: 4536 + 5485 = 10021 votesCurrent Rating: 4536 + 5485 = 10021 votes 5485

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
4034 Current Rating: 4034 + 3128 = 7162 votesCurrent Rating: 4034 + 3128 = 7162 votes 3128

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
3857 Current Rating: 3857 + 3075 = 6932 votesCurrent Rating: 3857 + 3075 = 6932 votes 3075






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