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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
6872 Current Rating: 6872 + 7625 = 14497 votesCurrent Rating: 6872 + 7625 = 14497 votes 7625

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
3610 Current Rating: 3610 + 3733 = 7343 votesCurrent Rating: 3610 + 3733 = 7343 votes 3733

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
4276 Current Rating: 4276 + 3916 = 8192 votesCurrent Rating: 4276 + 3916 = 8192 votes 3916

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
3800 Current Rating: 3800 + 5775 = 9575 votesCurrent Rating: 3800 + 5775 = 9575 votes 5775

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
3823 Current Rating: 3823 + 3936 = 7759 votesCurrent Rating: 3823 + 3936 = 7759 votes 3936

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
4743 Current Rating: 4743 + 4120 = 8863 votesCurrent Rating: 4743 + 4120 = 8863 votes 4120

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
3865 Current Rating: 3865 + 5822 = 9687 votesCurrent Rating: 3865 + 5822 = 9687 votes 5822

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 3000 = 6837 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 3000 = 6837 votes 3000

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
4072 Current Rating: 4072 + 6035 = 10107 votesCurrent Rating: 4072 + 6035 = 10107 votes 6035

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
3671 Current Rating: 3671 + 3738 = 7409 votesCurrent Rating: 3671 + 3738 = 7409 votes 3738

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
3812 Current Rating: 3812 + 2972 = 6784 votesCurrent Rating: 3812 + 2972 = 6784 votes 2972

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
5799 Current Rating: 5799 + 5185 = 10984 votesCurrent Rating: 5799 + 5185 = 10984 votes 5185


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
3782 Current Rating: 3782 + 5615 = 9397 votesCurrent Rating: 3782 + 5615 = 9397 votes 5615

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
3467 Current Rating: 3467 + 5421 = 8888 votesCurrent Rating: 3467 + 5421 = 8888 votes 5421

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
3310 Current Rating: 3310 + 2385 = 5695 votesCurrent Rating: 3310 + 2385 = 5695 votes 2385

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
4276 Current Rating: 4276 + 3296 = 7572 votesCurrent Rating: 4276 + 3296 = 7572 votes 3296

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
3470 Current Rating: 3470 + 5415 = 8885 votesCurrent Rating: 3470 + 5415 = 8885 votes 5415

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
3444 Current Rating: 3444 + 5160 = 8604 votesCurrent Rating: 3444 + 5160 = 8604 votes 5160

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
3631 Current Rating: 3631 + 4548 = 8179 votesCurrent Rating: 3631 + 4548 = 8179 votes 4548

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
3622 Current Rating: 3622 + 3714 = 7336 votesCurrent Rating: 3622 + 3714 = 7336 votes 3714

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
3797 Current Rating: 3797 + 2951 = 6748 votesCurrent Rating: 3797 + 2951 = 6748 votes 2951

[1220] 13: I need a double now
3651 Current Rating: 3651 + 5557 = 9208 votesCurrent Rating: 3651 + 5557 = 9208 votes 5557

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
3402 Current Rating: 3402 + 2455 = 5857 votesCurrent Rating: 3402 + 2455 = 5857 votes 2455

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
3985 Current Rating: 3985 + 4293 = 8278 votesCurrent Rating: 3985 + 4293 = 8278 votes 4293

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
5564 Current Rating: 5564 + 5667 = 11231 votesCurrent Rating: 5564 + 5667 = 11231 votes 5667

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
4240 Current Rating: 4240 + 3277 = 7517 votesCurrent Rating: 4240 + 3277 = 7517 votes 3277

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
3860 Current Rating: 3860 + 3253 = 7113 votesCurrent Rating: 3860 + 3253 = 7113 votes 3253

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
3688 Current Rating: 3688 + 2786 = 6474 votesCurrent Rating: 3688 + 2786 = 6474 votes 2786

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
5258 Current Rating: 5258 + 7439 = 12697 votesCurrent Rating: 5258 + 7439 = 12697 votes 7439

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
4350 Current Rating: 4350 + 3633 = 7983 votesCurrent Rating: 4350 + 3633 = 7983 votes 3633


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
3994 Current Rating: 3994 + 3330 = 7324 votesCurrent Rating: 3994 + 3330 = 7324 votes 3330

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
5198 Current Rating: 5198 + 5473 = 10671 votesCurrent Rating: 5198 + 5473 = 10671 votes 5473

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
4751 Current Rating: 4751 + 4296 = 9047 votesCurrent Rating: 4751 + 4296 = 9047 votes 4296

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
11619 Current Rating: 11619 + 14125 = 25744 votesCurrent Rating: 11619 + 14125 = 25744 votes 14125

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
6268 Current Rating: 6268 + 9758 = 16026 votesCurrent Rating: 6268 + 9758 = 16026 votes 9758

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
4101 Current Rating: 4101 + 3324 = 7425 votesCurrent Rating: 4101 + 3324 = 7425 votes 3324

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
14510 Current Rating: 14510 + 15933 = 30443 votesCurrent Rating: 14510 + 15933 = 30443 votes 15933

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
6267 Current Rating: 6267 + 6222 = 12489 votesCurrent Rating: 6267 + 6222 = 12489 votes 6222

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
4629 Current Rating: 4629 + 3631 = 8260 votesCurrent Rating: 4629 + 3631 = 8260 votes 3631

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
5584 Current Rating: 5584 + 8990 = 14574 votesCurrent Rating: 5584 + 8990 = 14574 votes 8990

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
4634 Current Rating: 4634 + 3733 = 8367 votesCurrent Rating: 4634 + 3733 = 8367 votes 3733

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 2741 = 6377 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 2741 = 6377 votes 2741

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
4013 Current Rating: 4013 + 3172 = 7185 votesCurrent Rating: 4013 + 3172 = 7185 votes 3172

[1198] 10: Good morning class
4270 Current Rating: 4270 + 3545 = 7815 votesCurrent Rating: 4270 + 3545 = 7815 votes 3545

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
5667 Current Rating: 5667 + 4912 = 10579 votesCurrent Rating: 5667 + 4912 = 10579 votes 4912

[1196] 8: I
5566 Current Rating: 5566 + 5345 = 10911 votesCurrent Rating: 5566 + 5345 = 10911 votes 5345

[1195] 7: I do believe I
7527 Current Rating: 7527 + 7782 = 15309 votesCurrent Rating: 7527 + 7782 = 15309 votes 7782

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
3903 Current Rating: 3903 + 3095 = 6998 votesCurrent Rating: 3903 + 3095 = 6998 votes 3095

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
6833 Current Rating: 6833 + 7117 = 13950 votesCurrent Rating: 6833 + 7117 = 13950 votes 7117

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
4849 Current Rating: 4849 + 4644 = 9493 votesCurrent Rating: 4849 + 4644 = 9493 votes 4644

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
7076 Current Rating: 7076 + 6134 = 13210 votesCurrent Rating: 7076 + 6134 = 13210 votes 6134


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
4613 Current Rating: 4613 + 3635 = 8248 votesCurrent Rating: 4613 + 3635 = 8248 votes 3635

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
16120 Current Rating: 16120 + 17842 = 33962 votesCurrent Rating: 16120 + 17842 = 33962 votes 17842

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
10210 Current Rating: 10210 + 11140 = 21350 votesCurrent Rating: 10210 + 11140 = 21350 votes 11140

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
5068 Current Rating: 5068 + 4165 = 9233 votesCurrent Rating: 5068 + 4165 = 9233 votes 4165

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
4480 Current Rating: 4480 + 3670 = 8150 votesCurrent Rating: 4480 + 3670 = 8150 votes 3670

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
5046 Current Rating: 5046 + 6156 = 11202 votesCurrent Rating: 5046 + 6156 = 11202 votes 6156

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
3967 Current Rating: 3967 + 3421 = 7388 votesCurrent Rating: 3967 + 3421 = 7388 votes 3421

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
3665 Current Rating: 3665 + 2705 = 6370 votesCurrent Rating: 3665 + 2705 = 6370 votes 2705

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
3649 Current Rating: 3649 + 2821 = 6470 votesCurrent Rating: 3649 + 2821 = 6470 votes 2821

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
5555 Current Rating: 5555 + 8204 = 13759 votesCurrent Rating: 5555 + 8204 = 13759 votes 8204

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
3305 Current Rating: 3305 + 2678 = 5983 votesCurrent Rating: 3305 + 2678 = 5983 votes 2678

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
4478 Current Rating: 4478 + 3569 = 8047 votesCurrent Rating: 4478 + 3569 = 8047 votes 3569

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
3762 Current Rating: 3762 + 3432 = 7194 votesCurrent Rating: 3762 + 3432 = 7194 votes 3432

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
3836 Current Rating: 3836 + 5711 = 9547 votesCurrent Rating: 3836 + 5711 = 9547 votes 5711

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
4032 Current Rating: 4032 + 3252 = 7284 votesCurrent Rating: 4032 + 3252 = 7284 votes 3252

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
4426 Current Rating: 4426 + 4651 = 9077 votesCurrent Rating: 4426 + 4651 = 9077 votes 4651

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
3697 Current Rating: 3697 + 2776 = 6473 votesCurrent Rating: 3697 + 2776 = 6473 votes 2776

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
4134 Current Rating: 4134 + 3414 = 7548 votesCurrent Rating: 4134 + 3414 = 7548 votes 3414

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
3839 Current Rating: 3839 + 2984 = 6823 votesCurrent Rating: 3839 + 2984 = 6823 votes 2984

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
3295 Current Rating: 3295 + 3496 = 6791 votesCurrent Rating: 3295 + 3496 = 6791 votes 3496


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
3911 Current Rating: 3911 + 3209 = 7120 votesCurrent Rating: 3911 + 3209 = 7120 votes 3209

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
3735 Current Rating: 3735 + 2783 = 6518 votesCurrent Rating: 3735 + 2783 = 6518 votes 2783

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
4358 Current Rating: 4358 + 4340 = 8698 votesCurrent Rating: 4358 + 4340 = 8698 votes 4340

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
3693 Current Rating: 3693 + 2984 = 6677 votesCurrent Rating: 3693 + 2984 = 6677 votes 2984

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
3405 Current Rating: 3405 + 2579 = 5984 votesCurrent Rating: 3405 + 2579 = 5984 votes 2579

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
3682 Current Rating: 3682 + 2955 = 6637 votesCurrent Rating: 3682 + 2955 = 6637 votes 2955

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
3838 Current Rating: 3838 + 2913 = 6751 votesCurrent Rating: 3838 + 2913 = 6751 votes 2913

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
3367 Current Rating: 3367 + 2435 = 5802 votesCurrent Rating: 3367 + 2435 = 5802 votes 2435

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
3295 Current Rating: 3295 + 2410 = 5705 votesCurrent Rating: 3295 + 2410 = 5705 votes 2410

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
4499 Current Rating: 4499 + 3584 = 8083 votesCurrent Rating: 4499 + 3584 = 8083 votes 3584

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
3650 Current Rating: 3650 + 3126 = 6776 votesCurrent Rating: 3650 + 3126 = 6776 votes 3126

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
3908 Current Rating: 3908 + 3307 = 7215 votesCurrent Rating: 3908 + 3307 = 7215 votes 3307

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
3626 Current Rating: 3626 + 2686 = 6312 votesCurrent Rating: 3626 + 2686 = 6312 votes 2686

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
6077 Current Rating: 6077 + 8749 = 14826 votesCurrent Rating: 6077 + 8749 = 14826 votes 8749

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
3923 Current Rating: 3923 + 3222 = 7145 votesCurrent Rating: 3923 + 3222 = 7145 votes 3222

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
5485 Current Rating: 5485 + 7581 = 13066 votesCurrent Rating: 5485 + 7581 = 13066 votes 7581


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
4482 Current Rating: 4482 + 3777 = 8259 votesCurrent Rating: 4482 + 3777 = 8259 votes 3777

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
4900 Current Rating: 4900 + 6755 = 11655 votesCurrent Rating: 4900 + 6755 = 11655 votes 6755

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
11387 Current Rating: 11387 + 13125 = 24512 votesCurrent Rating: 11387 + 13125 = 24512 votes 13125

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
6066 Current Rating: 6066 + 6524 = 12590 votesCurrent Rating: 6066 + 6524 = 12590 votes 6524

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
3868 Current Rating: 3868 + 3106 = 6974 votesCurrent Rating: 3868 + 3106 = 6974 votes 3106

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
4289 Current Rating: 4289 + 5976 = 10265 votesCurrent Rating: 4289 + 5976 = 10265 votes 5976

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
3846 Current Rating: 3846 + 2970 = 6816 votesCurrent Rating: 3846 + 2970 = 6816 votes 2970

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
3640 Current Rating: 3640 + 3944 = 7584 votesCurrent Rating: 3640 + 3944 = 7584 votes 3944

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
4626 Current Rating: 4626 + 6479 = 11105 votesCurrent Rating: 4626 + 6479 = 11105 votes 6479

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
3344 Current Rating: 3344 + 2490 = 5834 votesCurrent Rating: 3344 + 2490 = 5834 votes 2490


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
4574 Current Rating: 4574 + 8406 = 12980 votesCurrent Rating: 4574 + 8406 = 12980 votes 8406

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
4068 Current Rating: 4068 + 4183 = 8251 votesCurrent Rating: 4068 + 4183 = 8251 votes 4183

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
3659 Current Rating: 3659 + 5482 = 9141 votesCurrent Rating: 3659 + 5482 = 9141 votes 5482

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
3647 Current Rating: 3647 + 2905 = 6552 votesCurrent Rating: 3647 + 2905 = 6552 votes 2905

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
3434 Current Rating: 3434 + 2763 = 6197 votesCurrent Rating: 3434 + 2763 = 6197 votes 2763

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
5847 Current Rating: 5847 + 5478 = 11325 votesCurrent Rating: 5847 + 5478 = 11325 votes 5478

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
3898 Current Rating: 3898 + 6772 = 10670 votesCurrent Rating: 3898 + 6772 = 10670 votes 6772

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
11281 Current Rating: 11281 + 11572 = 22853 votesCurrent Rating: 11281 + 11572 = 22853 votes 11572

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
4451 Current Rating: 4451 + 4141 = 8592 votesCurrent Rating: 4451 + 4141 = 8592 votes 4141

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
5054 Current Rating: 5054 + 6657 = 11711 votesCurrent Rating: 5054 + 6657 = 11711 votes 6657

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
5442 Current Rating: 5442 + 5102 = 10544 votesCurrent Rating: 5442 + 5102 = 10544 votes 5102

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
5109 Current Rating: 5109 + 4299 = 9408 votesCurrent Rating: 5109 + 4299 = 9408 votes 4299

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
10179 Current Rating: 10179 + 12707 = 22886 votesCurrent Rating: 10179 + 12707 = 22886 votes 12707

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
4781 Current Rating: 4781 + 6529 = 11310 votesCurrent Rating: 4781 + 6529 = 11310 votes 6529

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
5468 Current Rating: 5468 + 6430 = 11898 votesCurrent Rating: 5468 + 6430 = 11898 votes 6430

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
3709 Current Rating: 3709 + 2990 = 6699 votesCurrent Rating: 3709 + 2990 = 6699 votes 2990

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
4442 Current Rating: 4442 + 6187 = 10629 votesCurrent Rating: 4442 + 6187 = 10629 votes 6187

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
4354 Current Rating: 4354 + 3790 = 8144 votesCurrent Rating: 4354 + 3790 = 8144 votes 3790

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
3825 Current Rating: 3825 + 3441 = 7266 votesCurrent Rating: 3825 + 3441 = 7266 votes 3441

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
4765 Current Rating: 4765 + 5636 = 10401 votesCurrent Rating: 4765 + 5636 = 10401 votes 5636

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
4664 Current Rating: 4664 + 6485 = 11149 votesCurrent Rating: 4664 + 6485 = 11149 votes 6485

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
3977 Current Rating: 3977 + 3148 = 7125 votesCurrent Rating: 3977 + 3148 = 7125 votes 3148

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
3662 Current Rating: 3662 + 2801 = 6463 votesCurrent Rating: 3662 + 2801 = 6463 votes 2801

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
5886 Current Rating: 5886 + 7146 = 13032 votesCurrent Rating: 5886 + 7146 = 13032 votes 7146


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
4052 Current Rating: 4052 + 3254 = 7306 votesCurrent Rating: 4052 + 3254 = 7306 votes 3254

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
4213 Current Rating: 4213 + 3937 = 8150 votesCurrent Rating: 4213 + 3937 = 8150 votes 3937

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
3306 Current Rating: 3306 + 4299 = 7605 votesCurrent Rating: 3306 + 4299 = 7605 votes 4299

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
3712 Current Rating: 3712 + 3067 = 6779 votesCurrent Rating: 3712 + 3067 = 6779 votes 3067

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 3658 = 7276 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 3658 = 7276 votes 3658

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
4683 Current Rating: 4683 + 6096 = 10779 votesCurrent Rating: 4683 + 6096 = 10779 votes 6096

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
4146 Current Rating: 4146 + 5902 = 10048 votesCurrent Rating: 4146 + 5902 = 10048 votes 5902

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
3978 Current Rating: 3978 + 5898 = 9876 votesCurrent Rating: 3978 + 5898 = 9876 votes 5898

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
3626 Current Rating: 3626 + 3012 = 6638 votesCurrent Rating: 3626 + 3012 = 6638 votes 3012

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
3337 Current Rating: 3337 + 2497 = 5834 votesCurrent Rating: 3337 + 2497 = 5834 votes 2497

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
6008 Current Rating: 6008 + 5529 = 11537 votesCurrent Rating: 6008 + 5529 = 11537 votes 5529

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
4206 Current Rating: 4206 + 4611 = 8817 votesCurrent Rating: 4206 + 4611 = 8817 votes 4611

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
3684 Current Rating: 3684 + 3428 = 7112 votesCurrent Rating: 3684 + 3428 = 7112 votes 3428

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
3728 Current Rating: 3728 + 5628 = 9356 votesCurrent Rating: 3728 + 5628 = 9356 votes 5628

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 2766 = 6399 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 2766 = 6399 votes 2766

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
3704 Current Rating: 3704 + 2864 = 6568 votesCurrent Rating: 3704 + 2864 = 6568 votes 2864

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
3411 Current Rating: 3411 + 2613 = 6024 votesCurrent Rating: 3411 + 2613 = 6024 votes 2613

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
3670 Current Rating: 3670 + 2984 = 6654 votesCurrent Rating: 3670 + 2984 = 6654 votes 2984

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
3865 Current Rating: 3865 + 3076 = 6941 votesCurrent Rating: 3865 + 3076 = 6941 votes 3076


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
3395 Current Rating: 3395 + 2475 = 5870 votesCurrent Rating: 3395 + 2475 = 5870 votes 2475

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
3907 Current Rating: 3907 + 5006 = 8913 votesCurrent Rating: 3907 + 5006 = 8913 votes 5006

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
4137 Current Rating: 4137 + 3188 = 7325 votesCurrent Rating: 4137 + 3188 = 7325 votes 3188

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
3736 Current Rating: 3736 + 3376 = 7112 votesCurrent Rating: 3736 + 3376 = 7112 votes 3376

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
4306 Current Rating: 4306 + 3514 = 7820 votesCurrent Rating: 4306 + 3514 = 7820 votes 3514

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
3936 Current Rating: 3936 + 5829 = 9765 votesCurrent Rating: 3936 + 5829 = 9765 votes 5829

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
5366 Current Rating: 5366 + 5628 = 10994 votesCurrent Rating: 5366 + 5628 = 10994 votes 5628

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
4063 Current Rating: 4063 + 5018 = 9081 votesCurrent Rating: 4063 + 5018 = 9081 votes 5018

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
3324 Current Rating: 3324 + 2922 = 6246 votesCurrent Rating: 3324 + 2922 = 6246 votes 2922

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
4528 Current Rating: 4528 + 4370 = 8898 votesCurrent Rating: 4528 + 4370 = 8898 votes 4370

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
11082 Current Rating: 11082 + 11897 = 22979 votesCurrent Rating: 11082 + 11897 = 22979 votes 11897

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
4042 Current Rating: 4042 + 3773 = 7815 votesCurrent Rating: 4042 + 3773 = 7815 votes 3773

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
3851 Current Rating: 3851 + 3209 = 7060 votesCurrent Rating: 3851 + 3209 = 7060 votes 3209

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
3922 Current Rating: 3922 + 3072 = 6994 votesCurrent Rating: 3922 + 3072 = 6994 votes 3072

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
4354 Current Rating: 4354 + 3460 = 7814 votesCurrent Rating: 4354 + 3460 = 7814 votes 3460


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
3982 Current Rating: 3982 + 3116 = 7098 votesCurrent Rating: 3982 + 3116 = 7098 votes 3116

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
4256 Current Rating: 4256 + 3483 = 7739 votesCurrent Rating: 4256 + 3483 = 7739 votes 3483

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
3856 Current Rating: 3856 + 3195 = 7051 votesCurrent Rating: 3856 + 3195 = 7051 votes 3195

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
4974 Current Rating: 4974 + 8569 = 13543 votesCurrent Rating: 4974 + 8569 = 13543 votes 8569

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
4922 Current Rating: 4922 + 4433 = 9355 votesCurrent Rating: 4922 + 4433 = 9355 votes 4433

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
9452 Current Rating: 9452 + 11234 = 20686 votesCurrent Rating: 9452 + 11234 = 20686 votes 11234

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
5068 Current Rating: 5068 + 4281 = 9349 votesCurrent Rating: 5068 + 4281 = 9349 votes 4281

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
3817 Current Rating: 3817 + 3026 = 6843 votesCurrent Rating: 3817 + 3026 = 6843 votes 3026

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
16131 Current Rating: 16131 + 17686 = 33817 votesCurrent Rating: 16131 + 17686 = 33817 votes 17686

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
4467 Current Rating: 4467 + 3730 = 8197 votesCurrent Rating: 4467 + 3730 = 8197 votes 3730

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
2973 Current Rating: 2973 + 2367 = 5340 votesCurrent Rating: 2973 + 2367 = 5340 votes 2367

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
3929 Current Rating: 3929 + 3360 = 7289 votesCurrent Rating: 3929 + 3360 = 7289 votes 3360

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
3431 Current Rating: 3431 + 2750 = 6181 votesCurrent Rating: 3431 + 2750 = 6181 votes 2750

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
4602 Current Rating: 4602 + 5546 = 10148 votesCurrent Rating: 4602 + 5546 = 10148 votes 5546

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
3964 Current Rating: 3964 + 3433 = 7397 votesCurrent Rating: 3964 + 3433 = 7397 votes 3433

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
4721 Current Rating: 4721 + 7045 = 11766 votesCurrent Rating: 4721 + 7045 = 11766 votes 7045

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
4773 Current Rating: 4773 + 6865 = 11638 votesCurrent Rating: 4773 + 6865 = 11638 votes 6865

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
5447 Current Rating: 5447 + 5878 = 11325 votesCurrent Rating: 5447 + 5878 = 11325 votes 5878

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
12548 Current Rating: 12548 + 13713 = 26261 votesCurrent Rating: 12548 + 13713 = 26261 votes 13713

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
8926 Current Rating: 8926 + 9696 = 18622 votesCurrent Rating: 8926 + 9696 = 18622 votes 9696

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
5998 Current Rating: 5998 + 6129 = 12127 votesCurrent Rating: 5998 + 6129 = 12127 votes 6129

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
4849 Current Rating: 4849 + 6194 = 11043 votesCurrent Rating: 4849 + 6194 = 11043 votes 6194

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
4327 Current Rating: 4327 + 3625 = 7952 votesCurrent Rating: 4327 + 3625 = 7952 votes 3625


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 4514 = 8716 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 4514 = 8716 votes 4514

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
3709 Current Rating: 3709 + 5517 = 9226 votesCurrent Rating: 3709 + 5517 = 9226 votes 5517

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
5551 Current Rating: 5551 + 6805 = 12356 votesCurrent Rating: 5551 + 6805 = 12356 votes 6805

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
15120 Current Rating: 15120 + 18022 = 33142 votesCurrent Rating: 15120 + 18022 = 33142 votes 18022

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
5855 Current Rating: 5855 + 7024 = 12879 votesCurrent Rating: 5855 + 7024 = 12879 votes 7024

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
4432 Current Rating: 4432 + 3521 = 7953 votesCurrent Rating: 4432 + 3521 = 7953 votes 3521

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
4412 Current Rating: 4412 + 3494 = 7906 votesCurrent Rating: 4412 + 3494 = 7906 votes 3494

[1056] 13: I won t be long
5120 Current Rating: 5120 + 7856 = 12976 votesCurrent Rating: 5120 + 7856 = 12976 votes 7856

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
6582 Current Rating: 6582 + 6760 = 13342 votesCurrent Rating: 6582 + 6760 = 13342 votes 6760

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
4421 Current Rating: 4421 + 3506 = 7927 votesCurrent Rating: 4421 + 3506 = 7927 votes 3506

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
4811 Current Rating: 4811 + 4873 = 9684 votesCurrent Rating: 4811 + 4873 = 9684 votes 4873

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
3848 Current Rating: 3848 + 5752 = 9600 votesCurrent Rating: 3848 + 5752 = 9600 votes 5752

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
3965 Current Rating: 3965 + 3258 = 7223 votesCurrent Rating: 3965 + 3258 = 7223 votes 3258

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
4604 Current Rating: 4604 + 6567 = 11171 votesCurrent Rating: 4604 + 6567 = 11171 votes 6567

[1049] 6: Then she said
33746 Current Rating: 33746 + 35753 = 69499 votesCurrent Rating: 33746 + 35753 = 69499 votes 35753

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
4817 Current Rating: 4817 + 7233 = 12050 votesCurrent Rating: 4817 + 7233 = 12050 votes 7233

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
3173 Current Rating: 3173 + 2546 = 5719 votesCurrent Rating: 3173 + 2546 = 5719 votes 2546

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
3258 Current Rating: 3258 + 2436 = 5694 votesCurrent Rating: 3258 + 2436 = 5694 votes 2436

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
3994 Current Rating: 3994 + 3292 = 7286 votesCurrent Rating: 3994 + 3292 = 7286 votes 3292

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
4894 Current Rating: 4894 + 6587 = 11481 votesCurrent Rating: 4894 + 6587 = 11481 votes 6587


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
4181 Current Rating: 4181 + 3315 = 7496 votesCurrent Rating: 4181 + 3315 = 7496 votes 3315

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
4769 Current Rating: 4769 + 6416 = 11185 votesCurrent Rating: 4769 + 6416 = 11185 votes 6416

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
4462 Current Rating: 4462 + 3777 = 8239 votesCurrent Rating: 4462 + 3777 = 8239 votes 3777

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
8094 Current Rating: 8094 + 9261 = 17355 votesCurrent Rating: 8094 + 9261 = 17355 votes 9261

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
4702 Current Rating: 4702 + 3770 = 8472 votesCurrent Rating: 4702 + 3770 = 8472 votes 3770

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
4539 Current Rating: 4539 + 7241 = 11780 votesCurrent Rating: 4539 + 7241 = 11780 votes 7241

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
11849 Current Rating: 11849 + 13114 = 24963 votesCurrent Rating: 11849 + 13114 = 24963 votes 13114

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
18104 Current Rating: 18104 + 21829 = 39933 votesCurrent Rating: 18104 + 21829 = 39933 votes 21829

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
6305 Current Rating: 6305 + 8874 = 15179 votesCurrent Rating: 6305 + 8874 = 15179 votes 8874

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
4006 Current Rating: 4006 + 4121 = 8127 votesCurrent Rating: 4006 + 4121 = 8127 votes 4121

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
5975 Current Rating: 5975 + 6670 = 12645 votesCurrent Rating: 5975 + 6670 = 12645 votes 6670

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
7107 Current Rating: 7107 + 6859 = 13966 votesCurrent Rating: 7107 + 6859 = 13966 votes 6859

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
18979 Current Rating: 18979 + 20096 = 39075 votesCurrent Rating: 18979 + 20096 = 39075 votes 20096

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
4594 Current Rating: 4594 + 5459 = 10053 votesCurrent Rating: 4594 + 5459 = 10053 votes 5459

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
4493 Current Rating: 4493 + 6127 = 10620 votesCurrent Rating: 4493 + 6127 = 10620 votes 6127

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
4777 Current Rating: 4777 + 5682 = 10459 votesCurrent Rating: 4777 + 5682 = 10459 votes 5682

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
4367 Current Rating: 4367 + 3387 = 7754 votesCurrent Rating: 4367 + 3387 = 7754 votes 3387

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
4139 Current Rating: 4139 + 3340 = 7479 votesCurrent Rating: 4139 + 3340 = 7479 votes 3340






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