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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
7401 Current Rating: 7401 + 8092 = 15493 votesCurrent Rating: 7401 + 8092 = 15493 votes 8092

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
4111 Current Rating: 4111 + 4141 = 8252 votesCurrent Rating: 4111 + 4141 = 8252 votes 4141

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
4797 Current Rating: 4797 + 4390 = 9187 votesCurrent Rating: 4797 + 4390 = 9187 votes 4390

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
4238 Current Rating: 4238 + 6148 = 10386 votesCurrent Rating: 4238 + 6148 = 10386 votes 6148

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
4302 Current Rating: 4302 + 4344 = 8646 votesCurrent Rating: 4302 + 4344 = 8646 votes 4344

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
5269 Current Rating: 5269 + 4580 = 9849 votesCurrent Rating: 5269 + 4580 = 9849 votes 4580

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
4328 Current Rating: 4328 + 6208 = 10536 votesCurrent Rating: 4328 + 6208 = 10536 votes 6208

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
4318 Current Rating: 4318 + 3416 = 7734 votesCurrent Rating: 4318 + 3416 = 7734 votes 3416

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
4495 Current Rating: 4495 + 6406 = 10901 votesCurrent Rating: 4495 + 6406 = 10901 votes 6406

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
4099 Current Rating: 4099 + 4084 = 8183 votesCurrent Rating: 4099 + 4084 = 8183 votes 4084

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
4267 Current Rating: 4267 + 3371 = 7638 votesCurrent Rating: 4267 + 3371 = 7638 votes 3371

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
6226 Current Rating: 6226 + 5515 = 11741 votesCurrent Rating: 6226 + 5515 = 11741 votes 5515


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
4246 Current Rating: 4246 + 6021 = 10267 votesCurrent Rating: 4246 + 6021 = 10267 votes 6021

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
3858 Current Rating: 3858 + 5758 = 9616 votesCurrent Rating: 3858 + 5758 = 9616 votes 5758

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
3696 Current Rating: 3696 + 2708 = 6404 votesCurrent Rating: 3696 + 2708 = 6404 votes 2708

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
4787 Current Rating: 4787 + 3771 = 8558 votesCurrent Rating: 4787 + 3771 = 8558 votes 3771

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
3879 Current Rating: 3879 + 5753 = 9632 votesCurrent Rating: 3879 + 5753 = 9632 votes 5753

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
3834 Current Rating: 3834 + 5491 = 9325 votesCurrent Rating: 3834 + 5491 = 9325 votes 5491

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
4187 Current Rating: 4187 + 5021 = 9208 votesCurrent Rating: 4187 + 5021 = 9208 votes 5021

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
4047 Current Rating: 4047 + 4078 = 8125 votesCurrent Rating: 4047 + 4078 = 8125 votes 4078

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
4236 Current Rating: 4236 + 3325 = 7561 votesCurrent Rating: 4236 + 3325 = 7561 votes 3325

[1220] 13: I need a double now
4068 Current Rating: 4068 + 5894 = 9962 votesCurrent Rating: 4068 + 5894 = 9962 votes 5894

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
3793 Current Rating: 3793 + 2787 = 6580 votesCurrent Rating: 3793 + 2787 = 6580 votes 2787

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
4445 Current Rating: 4445 + 4681 = 9126 votesCurrent Rating: 4445 + 4681 = 9126 votes 4681

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
6224 Current Rating: 6224 + 6226 = 12450 votesCurrent Rating: 6224 + 6226 = 12450 votes 6226

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
4649 Current Rating: 4649 + 3656 = 8305 votesCurrent Rating: 4649 + 3656 = 8305 votes 3656

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
4322 Current Rating: 4322 + 3640 = 7962 votesCurrent Rating: 4322 + 3640 = 7962 votes 3640

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
4139 Current Rating: 4139 + 3156 = 7295 votesCurrent Rating: 4139 + 3156 = 7295 votes 3156

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
5589 Current Rating: 5589 + 7711 = 13300 votesCurrent Rating: 5589 + 7711 = 13300 votes 7711

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
4796 Current Rating: 4796 + 4051 = 8847 votesCurrent Rating: 4796 + 4051 = 8847 votes 4051


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
4360 Current Rating: 4360 + 3636 = 7996 votesCurrent Rating: 4360 + 3636 = 7996 votes 3636

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
5527 Current Rating: 5527 + 5737 = 11264 votesCurrent Rating: 5527 + 5737 = 11264 votes 5737

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
5172 Current Rating: 5172 + 4653 = 9825 votesCurrent Rating: 5172 + 4653 = 9825 votes 4653

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
12046 Current Rating: 12046 + 14539 = 26585 votesCurrent Rating: 12046 + 14539 = 26585 votes 14539

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
6609 Current Rating: 6609 + 10066 = 16675 votesCurrent Rating: 6609 + 10066 = 16675 votes 10066

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
4560 Current Rating: 4560 + 3729 = 8289 votesCurrent Rating: 4560 + 3729 = 8289 votes 3729

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
14977 Current Rating: 14977 + 16390 = 31367 votesCurrent Rating: 14977 + 16390 = 31367 votes 16390

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
6556 Current Rating: 6556 + 6495 = 13051 votesCurrent Rating: 6556 + 6495 = 13051 votes 6495

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
5036 Current Rating: 5036 + 3974 = 9010 votesCurrent Rating: 5036 + 3974 = 9010 votes 3974

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
6013 Current Rating: 6013 + 9351 = 15364 votesCurrent Rating: 6013 + 9351 = 15364 votes 9351

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
5048 Current Rating: 5048 + 4071 = 9119 votesCurrent Rating: 5048 + 4071 = 9119 votes 4071

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
4012 Current Rating: 4012 + 3058 = 7070 votesCurrent Rating: 4012 + 3058 = 7070 votes 3058

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
4463 Current Rating: 4463 + 3567 = 8030 votesCurrent Rating: 4463 + 3567 = 8030 votes 3567

[1198] 10: Good morning class
4763 Current Rating: 4763 + 3983 = 8746 votesCurrent Rating: 4763 + 3983 = 8746 votes 3983

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
6113 Current Rating: 6113 + 5292 = 11405 votesCurrent Rating: 6113 + 5292 = 11405 votes 5292

[1196] 8: I
5913 Current Rating: 5913 + 5625 = 11538 votesCurrent Rating: 5913 + 5625 = 11538 votes 5625

[1195] 7: I do believe I
7856 Current Rating: 7856 + 8082 = 15938 votesCurrent Rating: 7856 + 8082 = 15938 votes 8082

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
4315 Current Rating: 4315 + 3421 = 7736 votesCurrent Rating: 4315 + 3421 = 7736 votes 3421

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
7129 Current Rating: 7129 + 7378 = 14507 votesCurrent Rating: 7129 + 7378 = 14507 votes 7378

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
5177 Current Rating: 5177 + 4921 = 10098 votesCurrent Rating: 5177 + 4921 = 10098 votes 4921

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
7519 Current Rating: 7519 + 6562 = 14081 votesCurrent Rating: 7519 + 6562 = 14081 votes 6562


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
5040 Current Rating: 5040 + 4012 = 9052 votesCurrent Rating: 5040 + 4012 = 9052 votes 4012

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
16561 Current Rating: 16561 + 18285 = 34846 votesCurrent Rating: 16561 + 18285 = 34846 votes 18285

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
10718 Current Rating: 10718 + 11629 = 22347 votesCurrent Rating: 10718 + 11629 = 22347 votes 11629

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
5510 Current Rating: 5510 + 4551 = 10061 votesCurrent Rating: 5510 + 4551 = 10061 votes 4551

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
5004 Current Rating: 5004 + 4172 = 9176 votesCurrent Rating: 5004 + 4172 = 9176 votes 4172

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
5527 Current Rating: 5527 + 6575 = 12102 votesCurrent Rating: 5527 + 6575 = 12102 votes 6575

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
4382 Current Rating: 4382 + 3784 = 8166 votesCurrent Rating: 4382 + 3784 = 8166 votes 3784

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
4101 Current Rating: 4101 + 3065 = 7166 votesCurrent Rating: 4101 + 3065 = 7166 votes 3065

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
4128 Current Rating: 4128 + 3236 = 7364 votesCurrent Rating: 4128 + 3236 = 7364 votes 3236

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
5960 Current Rating: 5960 + 8561 = 14521 votesCurrent Rating: 5960 + 8561 = 14521 votes 8561

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
3714 Current Rating: 3714 + 3021 = 6735 votesCurrent Rating: 3714 + 3021 = 6735 votes 3021

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
4908 Current Rating: 4908 + 3966 = 8874 votesCurrent Rating: 4908 + 3966 = 8874 votes 3966

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
4254 Current Rating: 4254 + 3870 = 8124 votesCurrent Rating: 4254 + 3870 = 8124 votes 3870

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
4262 Current Rating: 4262 + 6071 = 10333 votesCurrent Rating: 4262 + 6071 = 10333 votes 6071

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
4477 Current Rating: 4477 + 3630 = 8107 votesCurrent Rating: 4477 + 3630 = 8107 votes 3630

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
4926 Current Rating: 4926 + 5111 = 10037 votesCurrent Rating: 4926 + 5111 = 10037 votes 5111

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
4150 Current Rating: 4150 + 3172 = 7322 votesCurrent Rating: 4150 + 3172 = 7322 votes 3172

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
4533 Current Rating: 4533 + 3782 = 8315 votesCurrent Rating: 4533 + 3782 = 8315 votes 3782

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
4312 Current Rating: 4312 + 3387 = 7699 votesCurrent Rating: 4312 + 3387 = 7699 votes 3387

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
3690 Current Rating: 3690 + 3832 = 7522 votesCurrent Rating: 3690 + 3832 = 7522 votes 3832


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
4430 Current Rating: 4430 + 3676 = 8106 votesCurrent Rating: 4430 + 3676 = 8106 votes 3676

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
4233 Current Rating: 4233 + 3232 = 7465 votesCurrent Rating: 4233 + 3232 = 7465 votes 3232

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
4861 Current Rating: 4861 + 4800 = 9661 votesCurrent Rating: 4861 + 4800 = 9661 votes 4800

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
4235 Current Rating: 4235 + 3457 = 7692 votesCurrent Rating: 4235 + 3457 = 7692 votes 3457

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
3877 Current Rating: 3877 + 2995 = 6872 votesCurrent Rating: 3877 + 2995 = 6872 votes 2995

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
4100 Current Rating: 4100 + 3301 = 7401 votesCurrent Rating: 4100 + 3301 = 7401 votes 3301

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
4317 Current Rating: 4317 + 3335 = 7652 votesCurrent Rating: 4317 + 3335 = 7652 votes 3335

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
3768 Current Rating: 3768 + 2773 = 6541 votesCurrent Rating: 3768 + 2773 = 6541 votes 2773

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
3741 Current Rating: 3741 + 2797 = 6538 votesCurrent Rating: 3741 + 2797 = 6538 votes 2797

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
4898 Current Rating: 4898 + 3943 = 8841 votesCurrent Rating: 4898 + 3943 = 8841 votes 3943

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
4106 Current Rating: 4106 + 3502 = 7608 votesCurrent Rating: 4106 + 3502 = 7608 votes 3502

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
4273 Current Rating: 4273 + 3611 = 7884 votesCurrent Rating: 4273 + 3611 = 7884 votes 3611

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
4004 Current Rating: 4004 + 2997 = 7001 votesCurrent Rating: 4004 + 2997 = 7001 votes 2997

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
6535 Current Rating: 6535 + 9147 = 15682 votesCurrent Rating: 6535 + 9147 = 15682 votes 9147

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
4348 Current Rating: 4348 + 3594 = 7942 votesCurrent Rating: 4348 + 3594 = 7942 votes 3594

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
5832 Current Rating: 5832 + 7865 = 13697 votesCurrent Rating: 5832 + 7865 = 13697 votes 7865


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
5004 Current Rating: 5004 + 4253 = 9257 votesCurrent Rating: 5004 + 4253 = 9257 votes 4253

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
5228 Current Rating: 5228 + 7014 = 12242 votesCurrent Rating: 5228 + 7014 = 12242 votes 7014

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
11906 Current Rating: 11906 + 13625 = 25531 votesCurrent Rating: 11906 + 13625 = 25531 votes 13625

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
6614 Current Rating: 6614 + 7000 = 13614 votesCurrent Rating: 6614 + 7000 = 13614 votes 7000

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
4268 Current Rating: 4268 + 3440 = 7708 votesCurrent Rating: 4268 + 3440 = 7708 votes 3440

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
4633 Current Rating: 4633 + 6280 = 10913 votesCurrent Rating: 4633 + 6280 = 10913 votes 6280

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
4252 Current Rating: 4252 + 3299 = 7551 votesCurrent Rating: 4252 + 3299 = 7551 votes 3299

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
4097 Current Rating: 4097 + 4347 = 8444 votesCurrent Rating: 4097 + 4347 = 8444 votes 4347

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
5117 Current Rating: 5117 + 6849 = 11966 votesCurrent Rating: 5117 + 6849 = 11966 votes 6849

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
3773 Current Rating: 3773 + 2863 = 6636 votesCurrent Rating: 3773 + 2863 = 6636 votes 2863


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
5244 Current Rating: 5244 + 8854 = 14098 votesCurrent Rating: 5244 + 8854 = 14098 votes 8854

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
4586 Current Rating: 4586 + 4614 = 9200 votesCurrent Rating: 4586 + 4614 = 9200 votes 4614

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
4102 Current Rating: 4102 + 5841 = 9943 votesCurrent Rating: 4102 + 5841 = 9943 votes 5841

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
4101 Current Rating: 4101 + 3279 = 7380 votesCurrent Rating: 4101 + 3279 = 7380 votes 3279

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
3906 Current Rating: 3906 + 3180 = 7086 votesCurrent Rating: 3906 + 3180 = 7086 votes 3180

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
6276 Current Rating: 6276 + 5834 = 12110 votesCurrent Rating: 6276 + 5834 = 12110 votes 5834

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
4268 Current Rating: 4268 + 7079 = 11347 votesCurrent Rating: 4268 + 7079 = 11347 votes 7079

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
11690 Current Rating: 11690 + 11967 = 23657 votesCurrent Rating: 11690 + 11967 = 23657 votes 11967

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
4880 Current Rating: 4880 + 4509 = 9389 votesCurrent Rating: 4880 + 4509 = 9389 votes 4509

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
5487 Current Rating: 5487 + 7013 = 12500 votesCurrent Rating: 5487 + 7013 = 12500 votes 7013

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
5797 Current Rating: 5797 + 5373 = 11170 votesCurrent Rating: 5797 + 5373 = 11170 votes 5373

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
5577 Current Rating: 5577 + 4695 = 10272 votesCurrent Rating: 5577 + 4695 = 10272 votes 4695

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
10676 Current Rating: 10676 + 13175 = 23851 votesCurrent Rating: 10676 + 13175 = 23851 votes 13175

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
5239 Current Rating: 5239 + 6942 = 12181 votesCurrent Rating: 5239 + 6942 = 12181 votes 6942

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
5895 Current Rating: 5895 + 6768 = 12663 votesCurrent Rating: 5895 + 6768 = 12663 votes 6768

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
4185 Current Rating: 4185 + 3403 = 7588 votesCurrent Rating: 4185 + 3403 = 7588 votes 3403

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
4851 Current Rating: 4851 + 6545 = 11396 votesCurrent Rating: 4851 + 6545 = 11396 votes 6545

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
4866 Current Rating: 4866 + 4219 = 9085 votesCurrent Rating: 4866 + 4219 = 9085 votes 4219

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
4221 Current Rating: 4221 + 3768 = 7989 votesCurrent Rating: 4221 + 3768 = 7989 votes 3768

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
5205 Current Rating: 5205 + 6007 = 11212 votesCurrent Rating: 5205 + 6007 = 11212 votes 6007

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
5067 Current Rating: 5067 + 6838 = 11905 votesCurrent Rating: 5067 + 6838 = 11905 votes 6838

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
4406 Current Rating: 4406 + 3513 = 7919 votesCurrent Rating: 4406 + 3513 = 7919 votes 3513

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
4063 Current Rating: 4063 + 3130 = 7193 votesCurrent Rating: 4063 + 3130 = 7193 votes 3130

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
6365 Current Rating: 6365 + 7569 = 13934 votesCurrent Rating: 6365 + 7569 = 13934 votes 7569


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
4497 Current Rating: 4497 + 3644 = 8141 votesCurrent Rating: 4497 + 3644 = 8141 votes 3644

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
4653 Current Rating: 4653 + 4329 = 8982 votesCurrent Rating: 4653 + 4329 = 8982 votes 4329

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
3878 Current Rating: 3878 + 4818 = 8696 votesCurrent Rating: 3878 + 4818 = 8696 votes 4818

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
4208 Current Rating: 4208 + 3488 = 7696 votesCurrent Rating: 4208 + 3488 = 7696 votes 3488

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
4034 Current Rating: 4034 + 4009 = 8043 votesCurrent Rating: 4034 + 4009 = 8043 votes 4009

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
5117 Current Rating: 5117 + 6448 = 11565 votesCurrent Rating: 5117 + 6448 = 11565 votes 6448

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
4560 Current Rating: 4560 + 6234 = 10794 votesCurrent Rating: 4560 + 6234 = 10794 votes 6234

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
4373 Current Rating: 4373 + 6213 = 10586 votesCurrent Rating: 4373 + 6213 = 10586 votes 6213

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
4064 Current Rating: 4064 + 3376 = 7440 votesCurrent Rating: 4064 + 3376 = 7440 votes 3376

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
3849 Current Rating: 3849 + 2933 = 6782 votesCurrent Rating: 3849 + 2933 = 6782 votes 2933

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
6479 Current Rating: 6479 + 5918 = 12397 votesCurrent Rating: 6479 + 5918 = 12397 votes 5918

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
4654 Current Rating: 4654 + 4993 = 9647 votesCurrent Rating: 4654 + 4993 = 9647 votes 4993

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
4111 Current Rating: 4111 + 3780 = 7891 votesCurrent Rating: 4111 + 3780 = 7891 votes 3780

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
4155 Current Rating: 4155 + 6015 = 10170 votesCurrent Rating: 4155 + 6015 = 10170 votes 6015

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
4048 Current Rating: 4048 + 3102 = 7150 votesCurrent Rating: 4048 + 3102 = 7150 votes 3102

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
4165 Current Rating: 4165 + 3249 = 7414 votesCurrent Rating: 4165 + 3249 = 7414 votes 3249

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
3816 Current Rating: 3816 + 2956 = 6772 votesCurrent Rating: 3816 + 2956 = 6772 votes 2956

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
4082 Current Rating: 4082 + 3324 = 7406 votesCurrent Rating: 4082 + 3324 = 7406 votes 3324

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
4335 Current Rating: 4335 + 3480 = 7815 votesCurrent Rating: 4335 + 3480 = 7815 votes 3480


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
3825 Current Rating: 3825 + 2831 = 6656 votesCurrent Rating: 3825 + 2831 = 6656 votes 2831

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
4353 Current Rating: 4353 + 5345 = 9698 votesCurrent Rating: 4353 + 5345 = 9698 votes 5345

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
4587 Current Rating: 4587 + 3586 = 8173 votesCurrent Rating: 4587 + 3586 = 8173 votes 3586

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
4183 Current Rating: 4183 + 3726 = 7909 votesCurrent Rating: 4183 + 3726 = 7909 votes 3726

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
4774 Current Rating: 4774 + 3915 = 8689 votesCurrent Rating: 4774 + 3915 = 8689 votes 3915

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
4312 Current Rating: 4312 + 6126 = 10438 votesCurrent Rating: 4312 + 6126 = 10438 votes 6126

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
5795 Current Rating: 5795 + 6009 = 11804 votesCurrent Rating: 5795 + 6009 = 11804 votes 6009

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
4424 Current Rating: 4424 + 5318 = 9742 votesCurrent Rating: 4424 + 5318 = 9742 votes 5318

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
3752 Current Rating: 3752 + 3277 = 7029 votesCurrent Rating: 3752 + 3277 = 7029 votes 3277

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
4895 Current Rating: 4895 + 4652 = 9547 votesCurrent Rating: 4895 + 4652 = 9547 votes 4652

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
11524 Current Rating: 11524 + 12324 = 23848 votesCurrent Rating: 11524 + 12324 = 23848 votes 12324

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
4455 Current Rating: 4455 + 4119 = 8574 votesCurrent Rating: 4455 + 4119 = 8574 votes 4119

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
4300 Current Rating: 4300 + 3592 = 7892 votesCurrent Rating: 4300 + 3592 = 7892 votes 3592

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
4432 Current Rating: 4432 + 3522 = 7954 votesCurrent Rating: 4432 + 3522 = 7954 votes 3522

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
4759 Current Rating: 4759 + 3794 = 8553 votesCurrent Rating: 4759 + 3794 = 8553 votes 3794


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
4410 Current Rating: 4410 + 3472 = 7882 votesCurrent Rating: 4410 + 3472 = 7882 votes 3472

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
4634 Current Rating: 4634 + 3789 = 8423 votesCurrent Rating: 4634 + 3789 = 8423 votes 3789

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
4326 Current Rating: 4326 + 3521 = 7847 votesCurrent Rating: 4326 + 3521 = 7847 votes 3521

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
5319 Current Rating: 5319 + 8839 = 14158 votesCurrent Rating: 5319 + 8839 = 14158 votes 8839

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
5463 Current Rating: 5463 + 4889 = 10352 votesCurrent Rating: 5463 + 4889 = 10352 votes 4889

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
9788 Current Rating: 9788 + 11528 = 21316 votesCurrent Rating: 9788 + 11528 = 21316 votes 11528

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
5566 Current Rating: 5566 + 4691 = 10257 votesCurrent Rating: 5566 + 4691 = 10257 votes 4691

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
4314 Current Rating: 4314 + 3434 = 7748 votesCurrent Rating: 4314 + 3434 = 7748 votes 3434

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
16602 Current Rating: 16602 + 18155 = 34757 votesCurrent Rating: 16602 + 18155 = 34757 votes 18155

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
4898 Current Rating: 4898 + 4091 = 8989 votesCurrent Rating: 4898 + 4091 = 8989 votes 4091

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
3438 Current Rating: 3438 + 2787 = 6225 votesCurrent Rating: 3438 + 2787 = 6225 votes 2787

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
4315 Current Rating: 4315 + 3690 = 8005 votesCurrent Rating: 4315 + 3690 = 8005 votes 3690

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
3852 Current Rating: 3852 + 3091 = 6943 votesCurrent Rating: 3852 + 3091 = 6943 votes 3091

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
4958 Current Rating: 4958 + 5820 = 10778 votesCurrent Rating: 4958 + 5820 = 10778 votes 5820

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
4358 Current Rating: 4358 + 3748 = 8106 votesCurrent Rating: 4358 + 3748 = 8106 votes 3748

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
5077 Current Rating: 5077 + 7303 = 12380 votesCurrent Rating: 5077 + 7303 = 12380 votes 7303

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
5190 Current Rating: 5190 + 7190 = 12380 votesCurrent Rating: 5190 + 7190 = 12380 votes 7190

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
5832 Current Rating: 5832 + 6202 = 12034 votesCurrent Rating: 5832 + 6202 = 12034 votes 6202

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
13054 Current Rating: 13054 + 14193 = 27247 votesCurrent Rating: 13054 + 14193 = 27247 votes 14193

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
9218 Current Rating: 9218 + 9948 = 19166 votesCurrent Rating: 9218 + 9948 = 19166 votes 9948

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
6429 Current Rating: 6429 + 6476 = 12905 votesCurrent Rating: 6429 + 6476 = 12905 votes 6476

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
5280 Current Rating: 5280 + 6549 = 11829 votesCurrent Rating: 5280 + 6549 = 11829 votes 6549

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
4766 Current Rating: 4766 + 3994 = 8760 votesCurrent Rating: 4766 + 3994 = 8760 votes 3994


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
4629 Current Rating: 4629 + 4885 = 9514 votesCurrent Rating: 4629 + 4885 = 9514 votes 4885

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
4124 Current Rating: 4124 + 5850 = 9974 votesCurrent Rating: 4124 + 5850 = 9974 votes 5850

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
6036 Current Rating: 6036 + 7229 = 13265 votesCurrent Rating: 6036 + 7229 = 13265 votes 7229

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
15540 Current Rating: 15540 + 18431 = 33971 votesCurrent Rating: 15540 + 18431 = 33971 votes 18431

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
6217 Current Rating: 6217 + 7318 = 13535 votesCurrent Rating: 6217 + 7318 = 13535 votes 7318

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
4825 Current Rating: 4825 + 3853 = 8678 votesCurrent Rating: 4825 + 3853 = 8678 votes 3853

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
4842 Current Rating: 4842 + 3862 = 8704 votesCurrent Rating: 4842 + 3862 = 8704 votes 3862

[1056] 13: I won t be long
5602 Current Rating: 5602 + 8249 = 13851 votesCurrent Rating: 5602 + 8249 = 13851 votes 8249

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
6972 Current Rating: 6972 + 7118 = 14090 votesCurrent Rating: 6972 + 7118 = 14090 votes 7118

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
4856 Current Rating: 4856 + 3869 = 8725 votesCurrent Rating: 4856 + 3869 = 8725 votes 3869

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
5239 Current Rating: 5239 + 5213 = 10452 votesCurrent Rating: 5239 + 5213 = 10452 votes 5213

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
4296 Current Rating: 4296 + 6138 = 10434 votesCurrent Rating: 4296 + 6138 = 10434 votes 6138

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
4460 Current Rating: 4460 + 3669 = 8129 votesCurrent Rating: 4460 + 3669 = 8129 votes 3669

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
4963 Current Rating: 4963 + 6832 = 11795 votesCurrent Rating: 4963 + 6832 = 11795 votes 6832

[1049] 6: Then she said
34164 Current Rating: 34164 + 36106 = 70270 votesCurrent Rating: 34164 + 36106 = 70270 votes 36106

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
5176 Current Rating: 5176 + 7504 = 12680 votesCurrent Rating: 5176 + 7504 = 12680 votes 7504

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
3580 Current Rating: 3580 + 2906 = 6486 votesCurrent Rating: 3580 + 2906 = 6486 votes 2906

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
3722 Current Rating: 3722 + 2815 = 6537 votesCurrent Rating: 3722 + 2815 = 6537 votes 2815

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
4439 Current Rating: 4439 + 3674 = 8113 votesCurrent Rating: 4439 + 3674 = 8113 votes 3674

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
5272 Current Rating: 5272 + 6887 = 12159 votesCurrent Rating: 5272 + 6887 = 12159 votes 6887


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
4628 Current Rating: 4628 + 3694 = 8322 votesCurrent Rating: 4628 + 3694 = 8322 votes 3694

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
5196 Current Rating: 5196 + 6763 = 11959 votesCurrent Rating: 5196 + 6763 = 11959 votes 6763

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
4883 Current Rating: 4883 + 4126 = 9009 votesCurrent Rating: 4883 + 4126 = 9009 votes 4126

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
8385 Current Rating: 8385 + 9517 = 17902 votesCurrent Rating: 8385 + 9517 = 17902 votes 9517

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
5133 Current Rating: 5133 + 4118 = 9251 votesCurrent Rating: 5133 + 4118 = 9251 votes 4118

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
4925 Current Rating: 4925 + 7550 = 12475 votesCurrent Rating: 4925 + 7550 = 12475 votes 7550

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
12473 Current Rating: 12473 + 13684 = 26157 votesCurrent Rating: 12473 + 13684 = 26157 votes 13684

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
6698 Current Rating: 6698 + 9219 = 15917 votesCurrent Rating: 6698 + 9219 = 15917 votes 9219

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
4447 Current Rating: 4447 + 4513 = 8960 votesCurrent Rating: 4447 + 4513 = 8960 votes 4513

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
6393 Current Rating: 6393 + 7026 = 13419 votesCurrent Rating: 6393 + 7026 = 13419 votes 7026

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
7508 Current Rating: 7508 + 7228 = 14736 votesCurrent Rating: 7508 + 7228 = 14736 votes 7228

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
4992 Current Rating: 4992 + 5803 = 10795 votesCurrent Rating: 4992 + 5803 = 10795 votes 5803

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
4828 Current Rating: 4828 + 6414 = 11242 votesCurrent Rating: 4828 + 6414 = 11242 votes 6414

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
5146 Current Rating: 5146 + 6007 = 11153 votesCurrent Rating: 5146 + 6007 = 11153 votes 6007

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
4707 Current Rating: 4707 + 3680 = 8387 votesCurrent Rating: 4707 + 3680 = 8387 votes 3680

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
4520 Current Rating: 4520 + 3668 = 8188 votesCurrent Rating: 4520 + 3668 = 8188 votes 3668






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