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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
16536 Current Rating: 16536 + 20505 = 37041 votesCurrent Rating: 16536 + 20505 = 37041 votes 20505

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
14752 Current Rating: 14752 + 13156 = 27908 votesCurrent Rating: 14752 + 13156 = 27908 votes 13156

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
15763 Current Rating: 15763 + 14824 = 30587 votesCurrent Rating: 15763 + 14824 = 30587 votes 14824

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
22156 Current Rating: 22156 + 22582 = 44738 votesCurrent Rating: 22156 + 22582 = 44738 votes 22582

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
11000 Current Rating: 11000 + 9946 = 20946 votesCurrent Rating: 11000 + 9946 = 20946 votes 9946

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
31088 Current Rating: 31088 + 33787 = 64875 votesCurrent Rating: 31088 + 33787 = 64875 votes 33787

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
10894 Current Rating: 10894 + 11635 = 22529 votesCurrent Rating: 10894 + 11635 = 22529 votes 11635

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
12238 Current Rating: 12238 + 11107 = 23345 votesCurrent Rating: 12238 + 11107 = 23345 votes 11107

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
11751 Current Rating: 11751 + 12525 = 24276 votesCurrent Rating: 11751 + 12525 = 24276 votes 12525

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
11757 Current Rating: 11757 + 10701 = 22458 votesCurrent Rating: 11757 + 10701 = 22458 votes 10701

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
10900 Current Rating: 10900 + 8507 = 19407 votesCurrent Rating: 10900 + 8507 = 19407 votes 8507

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
14429 Current Rating: 14429 + 14107 = 28536 votesCurrent Rating: 14429 + 14107 = 28536 votes 14107


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
11033 Current Rating: 11033 + 11881 = 22914 votesCurrent Rating: 11033 + 11881 = 22914 votes 11881

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
9911 Current Rating: 9911 + 11544 = 21455 votesCurrent Rating: 9911 + 11544 = 21455 votes 11544

[1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on
9751 Current Rating: 9751 + 9198 = 18949 votesCurrent Rating: 9751 + 9198 = 18949 votes 9198

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
12074 Current Rating: 12074 + 11204 = 23278 votesCurrent Rating: 12074 + 11204 = 23278 votes 11204

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
10480 Current Rating: 10480 + 11369 = 21849 votesCurrent Rating: 10480 + 11369 = 21849 votes 11369

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
9079 Current Rating: 9079 + 9691 = 18770 votesCurrent Rating: 9079 + 9691 = 18770 votes 9691

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
12665 Current Rating: 12665 + 12564 = 25229 votesCurrent Rating: 12665 + 12564 = 25229 votes 12564

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
10565 Current Rating: 10565 + 9438 = 20003 votesCurrent Rating: 10565 + 9438 = 20003 votes 9438

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
11028 Current Rating: 11028 + 9117 = 20145 votesCurrent Rating: 11028 + 9117 = 20145 votes 9117

[1220] 13: I need a double now
10109 Current Rating: 10109 + 10742 = 20851 votesCurrent Rating: 10109 + 10742 = 20851 votes 10742

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
9956 Current Rating: 9956 + 7921 = 17877 votesCurrent Rating: 9956 + 7921 = 17877 votes 7921

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
11205 Current Rating: 11205 + 10163 = 21368 votesCurrent Rating: 11205 + 10163 = 21368 votes 10163

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
15595 Current Rating: 15595 + 15724 = 31319 votesCurrent Rating: 15595 + 15724 = 31319 votes 15724

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
11583 Current Rating: 11583 + 9746 = 21329 votesCurrent Rating: 11583 + 9746 = 21329 votes 9746

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
13546 Current Rating: 13546 + 12255 = 25801 votesCurrent Rating: 13546 + 12255 = 25801 votes 12255

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
12162 Current Rating: 12162 + 12418 = 24580 votesCurrent Rating: 12162 + 12418 = 24580 votes 12418

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
12639 Current Rating: 12639 + 13434 = 26073 votesCurrent Rating: 12639 + 13434 = 26073 votes 13434

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
12924 Current Rating: 12924 + 11365 = 24289 votesCurrent Rating: 12924 + 11365 = 24289 votes 11365


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
25333 Current Rating: 25333 + 23871 = 49204 votesCurrent Rating: 25333 + 23871 = 49204 votes 23871

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
12921 Current Rating: 12921 + 12823 = 25744 votesCurrent Rating: 12921 + 12823 = 25744 votes 12823

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
13109 Current Rating: 13109 + 12282 = 25391 votesCurrent Rating: 13109 + 12282 = 25391 votes 12282

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
19901 Current Rating: 19901 + 21215 = 41116 votesCurrent Rating: 19901 + 21215 = 41116 votes 21215

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
12286 Current Rating: 12286 + 15859 = 28145 votesCurrent Rating: 12286 + 15859 = 28145 votes 15859

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
12092 Current Rating: 12092 + 9961 = 22053 votesCurrent Rating: 12092 + 9961 = 22053 votes 9961

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
21966 Current Rating: 21966 + 22419 = 44385 votesCurrent Rating: 21966 + 22419 = 44385 votes 22419

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
11992 Current Rating: 11992 + 11614 = 23606 votesCurrent Rating: 11992 + 11614 = 23606 votes 11614

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
13612 Current Rating: 13612 + 11837 = 25449 votesCurrent Rating: 13612 + 11837 = 25449 votes 11837

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
13132 Current Rating: 13132 + 15863 = 28995 votesCurrent Rating: 13132 + 15863 = 28995 votes 15863

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
24994 Current Rating: 24994 + 23739 = 48733 votesCurrent Rating: 24994 + 23739 = 48733 votes 23739

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
9494 Current Rating: 9494 + 7065 = 16559 votesCurrent Rating: 9494 + 7065 = 16559 votes 7065

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
10026 Current Rating: 10026 + 8228 = 18254 votesCurrent Rating: 10026 + 8228 = 18254 votes 8228

[1198] 10: Good morning class
13325 Current Rating: 13325 + 11396 = 24721 votesCurrent Rating: 13325 + 11396 = 24721 votes 11396

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
13100 Current Rating: 13100 + 13000 = 26100 votesCurrent Rating: 13100 + 13000 = 26100 votes 13000

[1196] 8: I
11359 Current Rating: 11359 + 10706 = 22065 votesCurrent Rating: 11359 + 10706 = 22065 votes 10706

[1195] 7: I do believe I
14103 Current Rating: 14103 + 14393 = 28496 votesCurrent Rating: 14103 + 14393 = 28496 votes 14393

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
12198 Current Rating: 12198 + 10140 = 22338 votesCurrent Rating: 12198 + 10140 = 22338 votes 10140

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
12823 Current Rating: 12823 + 15184 = 28007 votesCurrent Rating: 12823 + 15184 = 28007 votes 15184

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
12785 Current Rating: 12785 + 8904 = 21689 votesCurrent Rating: 12785 + 8904 = 21689 votes 8904

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
24270 Current Rating: 24270 + 23884 = 48154 votesCurrent Rating: 24270 + 23884 = 48154 votes 23884


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
18205 Current Rating: 18205 + 11080 = 29285 votesCurrent Rating: 18205 + 11080 = 29285 votes 11080

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
29333 Current Rating: 29333 + 26179 = 55512 votesCurrent Rating: 29333 + 26179 = 55512 votes 26179

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
17087 Current Rating: 17087 + 17456 = 34543 votesCurrent Rating: 17087 + 17456 = 34543 votes 17456

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
15943 Current Rating: 15943 + 11461 = 27404 votesCurrent Rating: 15943 + 11461 = 27404 votes 11461

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
23357 Current Rating: 23357 + 17564 = 40921 votesCurrent Rating: 23357 + 17564 = 40921 votes 17564

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
17830 Current Rating: 17830 + 13529 = 31359 votesCurrent Rating: 17830 + 13529 = 31359 votes 13529

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
12465 Current Rating: 12465 + 9147 = 21612 votesCurrent Rating: 12465 + 9147 = 21612 votes 9147

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
11906 Current Rating: 11906 + 8348 = 20254 votesCurrent Rating: 11906 + 8348 = 20254 votes 8348

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
11330 Current Rating: 11330 + 9016 = 20346 votesCurrent Rating: 11330 + 9016 = 20346 votes 9016

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
14184 Current Rating: 14184 + 16634 = 30818 votesCurrent Rating: 14184 + 16634 = 30818 votes 16634

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
10558 Current Rating: 10558 + 8947 = 19505 votesCurrent Rating: 10558 + 8947 = 19505 votes 8947

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
11120 Current Rating: 11120 + 9556 = 20676 votesCurrent Rating: 11120 + 9556 = 20676 votes 9556

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
11239 Current Rating: 11239 + 9622 = 20861 votesCurrent Rating: 11239 + 9622 = 20861 votes 9622

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
11199 Current Rating: 11199 + 11410 = 22609 votesCurrent Rating: 11199 + 11410 = 22609 votes 11410

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
12259 Current Rating: 12259 + 9839 = 22098 votesCurrent Rating: 12259 + 9839 = 22098 votes 9839

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
12535 Current Rating: 12535 + 12004 = 24539 votesCurrent Rating: 12535 + 12004 = 24539 votes 12004

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
10740 Current Rating: 10740 + 8499 = 19239 votesCurrent Rating: 10740 + 8499 = 19239 votes 8499

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
11995 Current Rating: 11995 + 9072 = 21067 votesCurrent Rating: 11995 + 9072 = 21067 votes 9072

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
11023 Current Rating: 11023 + 8705 = 19728 votesCurrent Rating: 11023 + 8705 = 19728 votes 8705

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
11567 Current Rating: 11567 + 9313 = 20880 votesCurrent Rating: 11567 + 9313 = 20880 votes 9313


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
13720 Current Rating: 13720 + 10185 = 23905 votesCurrent Rating: 13720 + 10185 = 23905 votes 10185

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
16388 Current Rating: 16388 + 9070 = 25458 votesCurrent Rating: 16388 + 9070 = 25458 votes 9070

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
25547 Current Rating: 25547 + 16467 = 42014 votesCurrent Rating: 25547 + 16467 = 42014 votes 16467

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
17553 Current Rating: 17553 + 12076 = 29629 votesCurrent Rating: 17553 + 12076 = 29629 votes 12076

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
13356 Current Rating: 13356 + 8681 = 22037 votesCurrent Rating: 13356 + 8681 = 22037 votes 8681

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
12338 Current Rating: 12338 + 9325 = 21663 votesCurrent Rating: 12338 + 9325 = 21663 votes 9325

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
11222 Current Rating: 11222 + 8818 = 20040 votesCurrent Rating: 11222 + 8818 = 20040 votes 8818

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
9016 Current Rating: 9016 + 7053 = 16069 votesCurrent Rating: 9016 + 7053 = 16069 votes 7053

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
15272 Current Rating: 15272 + 14303 = 29575 votesCurrent Rating: 15272 + 14303 = 29575 votes 14303

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
10909 Current Rating: 10909 + 9554 = 20463 votesCurrent Rating: 10909 + 9554 = 20463 votes 9554

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
10448 Current Rating: 10448 + 8569 = 19017 votesCurrent Rating: 10448 + 8569 = 19017 votes 8569

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
9455 Current Rating: 9455 + 7515 = 16970 votesCurrent Rating: 9455 + 7515 = 16970 votes 7515

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
9903 Current Rating: 9903 + 7535 = 17438 votesCurrent Rating: 9903 + 7535 = 17438 votes 7535

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
12961 Current Rating: 12961 + 15489 = 28450 votesCurrent Rating: 12961 + 15489 = 28450 votes 15489

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
11110 Current Rating: 11110 + 9609 = 20719 votesCurrent Rating: 11110 + 9609 = 20719 votes 9609

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
11894 Current Rating: 11894 + 13664 = 25558 votesCurrent Rating: 11894 + 13664 = 25558 votes 13664


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
12185 Current Rating: 12185 + 10640 = 22825 votesCurrent Rating: 12185 + 10640 = 22825 votes 10640

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
11910 Current Rating: 11910 + 13784 = 25694 votesCurrent Rating: 11910 + 13784 = 25694 votes 13784

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
19014 Current Rating: 19014 + 19645 = 38659 votesCurrent Rating: 19014 + 19645 = 38659 votes 19645

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
11549 Current Rating: 11549 + 11739 = 23288 votesCurrent Rating: 11549 + 11739 = 23288 votes 11739

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
11484 Current Rating: 11484 + 9377 = 20861 votesCurrent Rating: 11484 + 9377 = 20861 votes 9377

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again …
12072 Current Rating: 12072 + 12923 = 24995 votesCurrent Rating: 12072 + 12923 = 24995 votes 12923

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
12734 Current Rating: 12734 + 10320 = 23054 votesCurrent Rating: 12734 + 10320 = 23054 votes 10320

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight …
10543 Current Rating: 10543 + 9738 = 20281 votesCurrent Rating: 10543 + 9738 = 20281 votes 9738

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
37725 Current Rating: 37725 + 47050 = 84775 votesCurrent Rating: 37725 + 47050 = 84775 votes 47050

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
9554 Current Rating: 9554 + 7669 = 17223 votesCurrent Rating: 9554 + 7669 = 17223 votes 7669


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
12831 Current Rating: 12831 + 15793 = 28624 votesCurrent Rating: 12831 + 15793 = 28624 votes 15793

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
12200 Current Rating: 12200 + 10988 = 23188 votesCurrent Rating: 12200 + 10988 = 23188 votes 10988

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
9997 Current Rating: 9997 + 10548 = 20545 votesCurrent Rating: 9997 + 10548 = 20545 votes 10548

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
10115 Current Rating: 10115 + 7963 = 18078 votesCurrent Rating: 10115 + 7963 = 18078 votes 7963

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
10640 Current Rating: 10640 + 8724 = 19364 votesCurrent Rating: 10640 + 8724 = 19364 votes 8724

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
11578 Current Rating: 11578 + 10957 = 22535 votesCurrent Rating: 11578 + 10957 = 22535 votes 10957

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
9451 Current Rating: 9451 + 10964 = 20415 votesCurrent Rating: 9451 + 10964 = 20415 votes 10964

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
50646 Current Rating: 50646 + 55463 = 106109 votesCurrent Rating: 50646 + 55463 = 106109 votes 55463

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
16718 Current Rating: 16718 + 17155 = 33873 votesCurrent Rating: 16718 + 17155 = 33873 votes 17155

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
19621 Current Rating: 19621 + 22197 = 41818 votesCurrent Rating: 19621 + 22197 = 41818 votes 22197

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
12885 Current Rating: 12885 + 12046 = 24931 votesCurrent Rating: 12885 + 12046 = 24931 votes 12046

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
12380 Current Rating: 12380 + 11405 = 23785 votesCurrent Rating: 12380 + 11405 = 23785 votes 11405

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
17715 Current Rating: 17715 + 19376 = 37091 votesCurrent Rating: 17715 + 19376 = 37091 votes 19376

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
12133 Current Rating: 12133 + 13270 = 25403 votesCurrent Rating: 12133 + 13270 = 25403 votes 13270

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
13695 Current Rating: 13695 + 13938 = 27633 votesCurrent Rating: 13695 + 13938 = 27633 votes 13938

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
12772 Current Rating: 12772 + 11002 = 23774 votesCurrent Rating: 12772 + 11002 = 23774 votes 11002

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
12477 Current Rating: 12477 + 13539 = 26016 votesCurrent Rating: 12477 + 13539 = 26016 votes 13539

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
13217 Current Rating: 13217 + 11791 = 25008 votesCurrent Rating: 13217 + 11791 = 25008 votes 11791

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
9961 Current Rating: 9961 + 8255 = 18216 votesCurrent Rating: 9961 + 8255 = 18216 votes 8255

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
11509 Current Rating: 11509 + 11635 = 23144 votesCurrent Rating: 11509 + 11635 = 23144 votes 11635

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
11432 Current Rating: 11432 + 12801 = 24233 votesCurrent Rating: 11432 + 12801 = 24233 votes 12801

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
14044 Current Rating: 14044 + 12384 = 26428 votesCurrent Rating: 14044 + 12384 = 26428 votes 12384

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
10762 Current Rating: 10762 + 8750 = 19512 votesCurrent Rating: 10762 + 8750 = 19512 votes 8750

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
12797 Current Rating: 12797 + 14030 = 26827 votesCurrent Rating: 12797 + 14030 = 26827 votes 14030


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
11499 Current Rating: 11499 + 9582 = 21081 votesCurrent Rating: 11499 + 9582 = 21081 votes 9582

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
12878 Current Rating: 12878 + 10804 = 23682 votesCurrent Rating: 12878 + 10804 = 23682 votes 10804

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
11639 Current Rating: 11639 + 11649 = 23288 votesCurrent Rating: 11639 + 11649 = 23288 votes 11649

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
11701 Current Rating: 11701 + 9796 = 21497 votesCurrent Rating: 11701 + 9796 = 21497 votes 9796

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
10454 Current Rating: 10454 + 8990 = 19444 votesCurrent Rating: 10454 + 8990 = 19444 votes 8990

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
11534 Current Rating: 11534 + 12131 = 23665 votesCurrent Rating: 11534 + 12131 = 23665 votes 12131

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
10486 Current Rating: 10486 + 11255 = 21741 votesCurrent Rating: 10486 + 11255 = 21741 votes 11255

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
10619 Current Rating: 10619 + 10961 = 21580 votesCurrent Rating: 10619 + 10961 = 21580 votes 10961

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
12598 Current Rating: 12598 + 11171 = 23769 votesCurrent Rating: 12598 + 11171 = 23769 votes 11171

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
10089 Current Rating: 10089 + 8224 = 18313 votesCurrent Rating: 10089 + 8224 = 18313 votes 8224

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
12453 Current Rating: 12453 + 11642 = 24095 votesCurrent Rating: 12453 + 11642 = 24095 votes 11642

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
11871 Current Rating: 11871 + 11128 = 22999 votesCurrent Rating: 11871 + 11128 = 22999 votes 11128

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
11367 Current Rating: 11367 + 9987 = 21354 votesCurrent Rating: 11367 + 9987 = 21354 votes 9987

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
10136 Current Rating: 10136 + 10655 = 20791 votesCurrent Rating: 10136 + 10655 = 20791 votes 10655

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
13279 Current Rating: 13279 + 11725 = 25004 votesCurrent Rating: 13279 + 11725 = 25004 votes 11725

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
15729 Current Rating: 15729 + 14478 = 30207 votesCurrent Rating: 15729 + 14478 = 30207 votes 14478

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
9402 Current Rating: 9402 + 7507 = 16909 votesCurrent Rating: 9402 + 7507 = 16909 votes 7507

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
9611 Current Rating: 9611 + 7805 = 17416 votesCurrent Rating: 9611 + 7805 = 17416 votes 7805

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
15341 Current Rating: 15341 + 13384 = 28725 votesCurrent Rating: 15341 + 13384 = 28725 votes 13384


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
9180 Current Rating: 9180 + 7094 = 16274 votesCurrent Rating: 9180 + 7094 = 16274 votes 7094

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
11302 Current Rating: 11302 + 11175 = 22477 votesCurrent Rating: 11302 + 11175 = 22477 votes 11175

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
16339 Current Rating: 16339 + 17815 = 34154 votesCurrent Rating: 16339 + 17815 = 34154 votes 17815

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
10470 Current Rating: 10470 + 8465 = 18935 votesCurrent Rating: 10470 + 8465 = 18935 votes 8465

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
11618 Current Rating: 11618 + 9935 = 21553 votesCurrent Rating: 11618 + 9935 = 21553 votes 9935

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
9897 Current Rating: 9897 + 10316 = 20213 votesCurrent Rating: 9897 + 10316 = 20213 votes 10316

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
11604 Current Rating: 11604 + 11540 = 23144 votesCurrent Rating: 11604 + 11540 = 23144 votes 11540

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
11028 Current Rating: 11028 + 10197 = 21225 votesCurrent Rating: 11028 + 10197 = 21225 votes 10197

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
40149 Current Rating: 40149 + 41197 = 81346 votesCurrent Rating: 40149 + 41197 = 81346 votes 41197

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
9328 Current Rating: 9328 + 8416 = 17744 votesCurrent Rating: 9328 + 8416 = 17744 votes 8416

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
17073 Current Rating: 17073 + 16766 = 33839 votesCurrent Rating: 17073 + 16766 = 33839 votes 16766

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
10891 Current Rating: 10891 + 9555 = 20446 votesCurrent Rating: 10891 + 9555 = 20446 votes 9555

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
10683 Current Rating: 10683 + 8717 = 19400 votesCurrent Rating: 10683 + 8717 = 19400 votes 8717

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
13559 Current Rating: 13559 + 12609 = 26168 votesCurrent Rating: 13559 + 12609 = 26168 votes 12609

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
11417 Current Rating: 11417 + 9713 = 21130 votesCurrent Rating: 11417 + 9713 = 21130 votes 9713


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
10884 Current Rating: 10884 + 8588 = 19472 votesCurrent Rating: 10884 + 8588 = 19472 votes 8588

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
11439 Current Rating: 11439 + 9754 = 21193 votesCurrent Rating: 11439 + 9754 = 21193 votes 9754

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
10732 Current Rating: 10732 + 8272 = 19004 votesCurrent Rating: 10732 + 8272 = 19004 votes 8272

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
12502 Current Rating: 12502 + 16048 = 28550 votesCurrent Rating: 12502 + 16048 = 28550 votes 16048

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
12423 Current Rating: 12423 + 11690 = 24113 votesCurrent Rating: 12423 + 11690 = 24113 votes 11690

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
14908 Current Rating: 14908 + 16328 = 31236 votesCurrent Rating: 14908 + 16328 = 31236 votes 16328

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
17962 Current Rating: 17962 + 16851 = 34813 votesCurrent Rating: 17962 + 16851 = 34813 votes 16851

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
11794 Current Rating: 11794 + 9681 = 21475 votesCurrent Rating: 11794 + 9681 = 21475 votes 9681

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
22564 Current Rating: 22564 + 23041 = 45605 votesCurrent Rating: 22564 + 23041 = 45605 votes 23041

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
10726 Current Rating: 10726 + 9213 = 19939 votesCurrent Rating: 10726 + 9213 = 19939 votes 9213

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
9164 Current Rating: 9164 + 7684 = 16848 votesCurrent Rating: 9164 + 7684 = 16848 votes 7684

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
11001 Current Rating: 11001 + 9324 = 20325 votesCurrent Rating: 11001 + 9324 = 20325 votes 9324

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
9616 Current Rating: 9616 + 7606 = 17222 votesCurrent Rating: 9616 + 7606 = 17222 votes 7606

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
9954 Current Rating: 9954 + 10236 = 20190 votesCurrent Rating: 9954 + 10236 = 20190 votes 10236

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
10033 Current Rating: 10033 + 8115 = 18148 votesCurrent Rating: 10033 + 8115 = 18148 votes 8115

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
11728 Current Rating: 11728 + 13693 = 25421 votesCurrent Rating: 11728 + 13693 = 25421 votes 13693

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
11471 Current Rating: 11471 + 12877 = 24348 votesCurrent Rating: 11471 + 12877 = 24348 votes 12877

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
11372 Current Rating: 11372 + 11342 = 22714 votesCurrent Rating: 11372 + 11342 = 22714 votes 11342

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
21579 Current Rating: 21579 + 20198 = 41777 votesCurrent Rating: 21579 + 20198 = 41777 votes 20198

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
13793 Current Rating: 13793 + 14300 = 28093 votesCurrent Rating: 13793 + 14300 = 28093 votes 14300

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
13938 Current Rating: 13938 + 14633 = 28571 votesCurrent Rating: 13938 + 14633 = 28571 votes 14633

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
11300 Current Rating: 11300 + 12157 = 23457 votesCurrent Rating: 11300 + 12157 = 23457 votes 12157

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
10714 Current Rating: 10714 + 9000 = 19714 votesCurrent Rating: 10714 + 9000 = 19714 votes 9000


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
12089 Current Rating: 12089 + 12203 = 24292 votesCurrent Rating: 12089 + 12203 = 24292 votes 12203

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
12778 Current Rating: 12778 + 14223 = 27001 votesCurrent Rating: 12778 + 14223 = 27001 votes 14223

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
13042 Current Rating: 13042 + 14051 = 27093 votesCurrent Rating: 13042 + 14051 = 27093 votes 14051

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
21448 Current Rating: 21448 + 23562 = 45010 votesCurrent Rating: 21448 + 23562 = 45010 votes 23562

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
11716 Current Rating: 11716 + 12726 = 24442 votesCurrent Rating: 11716 + 12726 = 24442 votes 12726

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
14098 Current Rating: 14098 + 12382 = 26480 votesCurrent Rating: 14098 + 12382 = 26480 votes 12382

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
10775 Current Rating: 10775 + 9181 = 19956 votesCurrent Rating: 10775 + 9181 = 19956 votes 9181

[1056] 13: I won t be long
12526 Current Rating: 12526 + 17102 = 29628 votesCurrent Rating: 12526 + 17102 = 29628 votes 17102

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
12909 Current Rating: 12909 + 13901 = 26810 votesCurrent Rating: 12909 + 13901 = 26810 votes 13901

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
12663 Current Rating: 12663 + 11323 = 23986 votesCurrent Rating: 12663 + 11323 = 23986 votes 11323

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
11038 Current Rating: 11038 + 10049 = 21087 votesCurrent Rating: 11038 + 10049 = 21087 votes 10049

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
11912 Current Rating: 11912 + 12261 = 24173 votesCurrent Rating: 11912 + 12261 = 24173 votes 12261

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
12261 Current Rating: 12261 + 10238 = 22499 votesCurrent Rating: 12261 + 10238 = 22499 votes 10238

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
10162 Current Rating: 10162 + 11343 = 21505 votesCurrent Rating: 10162 + 11343 = 21505 votes 11343

[1049] 6: Then she said
39887 Current Rating: 39887 + 41114 = 81001 votesCurrent Rating: 39887 + 41114 = 81001 votes 41114

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
9803 Current Rating: 9803 + 11350 = 21153 votesCurrent Rating: 9803 + 11350 = 21153 votes 11350

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through …
10513 Current Rating: 10513 + 9132 = 19645 votesCurrent Rating: 10513 + 9132 = 19645 votes 9132

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
10615 Current Rating: 10615 + 8525 = 19140 votesCurrent Rating: 10615 + 8525 = 19140 votes 8525

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
11346 Current Rating: 11346 + 11521 = 22867 votesCurrent Rating: 11346 + 11521 = 22867 votes 11521


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
11102 Current Rating: 11102 + 9258 = 20360 votesCurrent Rating: 11102 + 9258 = 20360 votes 9258

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
14929 Current Rating: 14929 + 16641 = 31570 votesCurrent Rating: 14929 + 16641 = 31570 votes 16641

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
11502 Current Rating: 11502 + 9588 = 21090 votesCurrent Rating: 11502 + 9588 = 21090 votes 9588

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
15067 Current Rating: 15067 + 16026 = 31093 votesCurrent Rating: 15067 + 16026 = 31093 votes 16026

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
14099 Current Rating: 14099 + 10250 = 24349 votesCurrent Rating: 14099 + 10250 = 24349 votes 10250

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
29253 Current Rating: 29253 + 21049 = 50302 votesCurrent Rating: 29253 + 21049 = 50302 votes 21049

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
15328 Current Rating: 15328 + 15401 = 30729 votesCurrent Rating: 15328 + 15401 = 30729 votes 15401

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
19659 Current Rating: 19659 + 17333 = 36992 votesCurrent Rating: 19659 + 17333 = 36992 votes 17333

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
30496 Current Rating: 30496 + 70928 = 101424 votesCurrent Rating: 30496 + 70928 = 101424 votes 70928

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
11298 Current Rating: 11298 + 11695 = 22993 votesCurrent Rating: 11298 + 11695 = 22993 votes 11695

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
10295 Current Rating: 10295 + 11421 = 21716 votesCurrent Rating: 10295 + 11421 = 21716 votes 11421

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
10884 Current Rating: 10884 + 11283 = 22167 votesCurrent Rating: 10884 + 11283 = 22167 votes 11283

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
11380 Current Rating: 11380 + 9410 = 20790 votesCurrent Rating: 11380 + 9410 = 20790 votes 9410

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
10564 Current Rating: 10564 + 8700 = 19264 votesCurrent Rating: 10564 + 8700 = 19264 votes 8700






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