Faceless
The Second Collection
NOW AVAILABLE
|
| | Archives:
2024 2023 2022 2021
2020 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015
2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009
Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
15189    18930
[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
11906 11186
[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
12630 12406
[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
20515 22112
[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
9663 9562
[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
29251 33082
[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
9357 11232
[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
10583 10540
[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
10210 12102
[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
10462 10392
[1231] 2: How can I help you?
9309 8192
[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
13368 13669
| |
Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
9627 11558
[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
8931 10900
[1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on
8774 8558
[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
10890 10837
[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
9207 10875
[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
8010 9373
[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
11470 12115
[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
9339 9002
[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
9450 8667
[1220] 13: I need a double now
8708 10325
[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
8893 7507
[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
9676 9781
[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
13836 14522
[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
10335 9307
[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
11951 11573
[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
10578 11786
[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
10358 12499
[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
11485 10770
| | |
Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
23640 23528
[1210] 30: I don t understand women
11800 12167
[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
12044 11826
[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
18464 20039
[1207] 27: What are you watching?
11791 15397
[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
10486 9405
[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
20599 21495
[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
10581 10465
[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
12620 11434
[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
11561 14627
[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
9922 8929
[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
8137 6743
[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
9000 7859
[1198] 10: Good morning class
12258 11019
[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
12350 12244
[1196] 8: I
10587 10324
[1195] 7: I do believe I
13448 13995
[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
10567 9677
[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
12362 14277
[1192] 2: This news report says ...
11914 8686
[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
23011 22619
| |
Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
17011 10607
[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
28398 25685
[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
16505 17073
[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
15137 11004
[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
22078 16894
[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
16889 13136
[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
10946 8732
[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
10648 7995
[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
10018 8637
[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
13444 16193
[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
8673 7800
[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
9700 8733
[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
9817 9281
[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
8857 10316
[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
10825 9454
[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
11226 11534
[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
9267 8091
[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
10545 8705
[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
9457 8360
[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
10058 8207
| | |
Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
12237 9786
[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
14567 8457
[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
21719 13495
[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
15859 11349
[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
12317 8361
[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
11032 9024
[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
9697 8409
[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
8107 6770
[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
14060 13811
[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
9891 9062
[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
9074 8203
[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
7955 7221
[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
8300 6924
[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
12098 14839
[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
8958 8519
[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
11020 13178
| |
Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
11061 10220
[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
10889 13266
[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
18405 19324
[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
10967 11404
[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
9827 8950
[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again …
10869 12528
[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
11192 9933
[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight …
9141 9235
[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
35854 45964
[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
8509 7227
| | |
Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
11548 15166
[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
10326 10215
[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
8598 10208
[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
8722 7633
[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
9092 8146
[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
11042 10612
[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
8005 10695
[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
49714 53563
[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
15271 16479
[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
16603 19656
[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
12146 11610
[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
11210 10787
[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
17171 19017
[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
11138 12876
[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
12925 13597
[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
11301 10504
[1128] 8: Ooo, he
11163 12952
[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
11855 11131
[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
8392 7850
[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
10581 11288
[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
10603 12362
[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
12401 11815
[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
9321 8286
[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
12179 13571
| |
May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
10068 9172
[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
11607 10332
[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
10587 11192
[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
10030 9171
[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
8915 8625
[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
10563 11779
[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
9124 10875
[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
8625 10530
[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
11009 10543
[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
8999 7926
[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
11817 11272
[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
10541 10741
[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
9853 9504
[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
8619 10235
[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
11706 11062
[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
14148 13891
[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
8286 7232
[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
8275 7514
[1102] 1: I know it s election time
13687 12871
| | |
Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
8110 6783
[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
9643 10626
[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
14699 17180
[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
8747 8051
[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
10431 9568
[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
8444 10020
[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
10630 11091
[1094] 8: What s going on here?
8753 9727
[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
8851 8038
[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
8443 8161
[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
16444 16376
[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
9499 9220
[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
9112 8335
[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
12015 11880
[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
10142 9284
| |
Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
9005 8087
[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
10067 9199
[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
8755 7866
[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
11423 15576
[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
11609 11254
[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
14307 15943
[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
16901 16271
[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
10147 9194
[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
21735 22634
[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
9705 8879
[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
8282 7253
[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
9464 8797
[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
8502 7291
[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
8908 9861
[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
8490 7828
[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
10679 13245
[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
10395 12405
[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
10569 10949
[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
20833 19754
[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
13222 13933
[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
13420 14257
[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
10426 11793
[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
9460 8643
| | |
Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
10855 11745
[1062] 19: You look hung-over
11185 13758
[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
12209 13600
[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
20689 23143
[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
10804 12052
[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
9912 9066
[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
9461 8552
[1056] 13: I won t be long
11671 16034
[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
12282 13310
[1054] 11: What are you doing?
11541 10843
[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
9712 9707
[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
9925 11656
[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
10614 9773
[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
9043 10889
[1049] 6: Then she said
39146 40708
[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
8932 11103
[1047] 4: It says here on this website
12924 11752
[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through …
9554 8744
[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
8803 8131
[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
9511 11097
| |
Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
9845 8888
[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
12592 14799
[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
10319 9175
[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
14419 15435
[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
13136 9908
[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
14856 12857
[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
28536 20599
[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
31226 29779
[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
14750 14927
[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
14618 13159
[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
18915 16882
[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
29642 57095
[1031] 6: Damn it all!
32153 33104
[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
10431 11355
[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
9246 11012
[1028] 3: What are you reading?
9936 10955
[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
10073 9054
[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
9186 8302
| | |
|
|
twitter 
facebook 
