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Dec 2014 [1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa 13735   17896 [1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year 10034   10000 [1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done 10743   10935 [1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays? 19687   21702 [1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore 9263   9237 [1236] 10: We moved into a really old house 28071   32302 [1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike 8947   10900 [1234] 8: Ok I m out of here 10067   10093 [1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight? 9800   11719 [1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night 10049   10091 [1231] 2: How can I help you? 8916   7852 [1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home 12806   13191
| | Nov 2014 [1229] 28: How have things been since our last session? 9202   11227 [1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun 8524   10404 [1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on 8415   8213 [1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us 10501   10486 [1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men 8730   10421 [1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight? 7605   9055 [1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment? 10887   11678 [1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away 8865   8678 [1221] 17: So you want to get married do you? 8893   8166 [1220] 13: I need a double now 8220   9921 [1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted 8468   7159 [1218] 11: Look what I have ... 9299   9502 [1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor 13357   13947 [1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight? 9885   8906 [1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys 11405   10995 [1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening? 9969   11323 [1213] 4: So how was your Halloween? 9953   12155 [1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already 11049   10262
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| Oct 2014 [1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help 22926   23166 [1210] 30: I don t understand women 11324   11682 [1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend? 11606   11380 [1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery 18033   19615 [1207] 27: What are you watching? 11431   14997 [1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke 10050   9090 [1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke 20190   21153 [1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years 10265   10138 [1203] 20: Thanks for the invite 12226   11110 [1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 11168   14267 [1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please 9564   8565 [1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals 7665   6416 [1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night? 8606   7577 [1198] 10: Good morning class 11767   10720 [1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married? 11925   11736 [1196] 8: I 10109   9909 [1195] 7: I do believe I 12991   13618 [1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today 10195   9323 [1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work? 12060   13697 [1192] 2: This news report says ... 11670   8452 [1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month 22322   21709
| | Sep 2014 [1190] 30: Our time is almost up 16576   10197 [1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now! 27987   25283 [1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie 16136   16699 [1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom 14724   10660 [1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you? 21507   16260 [1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend 16464   12789 [1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something? 10596   8376 [1183] 18: Hi, I m home 10140   7638 [1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets 9359   8181 [1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today 13050   15823 [1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow 8211   7355 [1179] 12: This online survey asked women 9367   8401 [1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there? 9348   8957 [1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time? 8430   10003 [1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical 10440   9096 [1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time? 10744   11125 [1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced 8814   7726 [1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here 10117   8351 [1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons 9046   8031 [1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight 9667   7865
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| Aug 2014 [1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place? 11893   9457 [1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you? 14134   8103 [1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back 21256   13000 [1167] 26: You women think you're so much better 15114   10687 [1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes 11877   8011 [1165] 22: What are you sulking about? 10564   8697 [1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months 9268   8047 [1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym? 7721   6474 [1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers 13273   13320 [1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze 9504   8700 [1160] 15: Hi, I m home 8561   7813 [1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games 7644   6989 [1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike 7838   6631 [1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars 11682   14417 [1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son! 8591   8198 [1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week 10504   12793
| | Jul 2014 [1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside 10651   9855 [1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today 10501   12797 [1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home 17979   18964 [1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives 10537   11025 [1150] 6: What s that you re reading? 9374   8535 [1149] 5: So you re in trouble again … 10492   12214 [1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double 10787   9615 [1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight … 8674   8866 [1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs 34644   44680 [1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take 8055   6863
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| Jun 2014 [1144] 24: What are you reading? 11152   14754 [1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing 9922   9848 [1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women 8210   9913 [1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from? 8264   7339 [1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you? 8685   7774 [1139] 19: Scientists have too much time 10654   10250 [1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce 7666   10431 [1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES! 49074   51991 [1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma 14841   15841 [1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days 15995   19156 [1134] 14: You won t believe what happened 11709   11237 [1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married 10786   10335 [1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans 16754   18637 [1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW! 10747   12495 [1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples 12564   13260 [1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place 10722   10042 [1128] 8: Ooo, he 10682   12568 [1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever 11270   10656 [1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days 8002   7491 [1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me 10182   10940 [1124] 4: What s wrong with you? 10214   12006 [1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement 11913   11320 [1122] 2: What the hell is this? 8803   7874 [1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us! 11740   13176
| | May 2014 [1120] 19: What are you watching? 9651   8808 [1119] 18: Hi, I m home 11214   9987 [1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us 10079   10766 [1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out 9572   8807 [1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend? 8482   8303 [1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong? 10180   11450 [1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you 8768   10576 [1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing? 8246   10200 [1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place 10444   10013 [1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma? 8611   7605 [1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend? 11427   10907 [1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm 10099   10329 [1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife 9318   9134 [1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat? 8190   9900 [1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys 11175   10495 [1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day! 13450   13325 [1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please 7870   6914 [1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote 7875   7224 [1102] 1: I know it s election time 13263   12532
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| Apr 2014 [1101] 15: What are you watching? 7751   6467 [1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped 9164   10177 [1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone! 14092   16592 [1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here? 8305   7707 [1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull 10017   9235 [1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become 8101   9761 [1095] 9: So should we go back to my place 10230   10689 [1094] 8: What s going on here? 8344   9410 [1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you? 8337   7632 [1092] 6: Beep Beep! 8145   7903 [1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now 16093   16095 [1090] 4: I thought we had a policy 9153   8901 [1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents 8778   8050 [1088] 2: I heard your husband died 11430   11300 [1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week 9760   8911
| | Mar 2014 [1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo 8631   7726 [1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something? 9598   8773 [1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven? 8365   7541 [1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl 10911   15000 [1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner 11258   10858 [1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore 14024   15680 [1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world 16452   15816 [1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place 9656   8811 [1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life 21371   22320 [1077] 14: What the hell are you watching? 9313   8552 [1076] 13: Struck out again did you? 7853   6821 [1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today? 9021   8430 [1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out 8061   6923 [1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife? 8555   9512 [1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it? 8071   7500 [1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date 10226   12813 [1070] 7: Is this the time to come home? 9837   11872 [1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that? 10153   10563 [1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please 20308   19263 [1067] 4: Do you have any pets? 12866   13641 [1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours? 13022   13906 [1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs 10142   11476 [1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency 9121   8315
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| Feb 2014 [1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us 10372   11281 [1062] 19: You look hung-over 10624   13257 [1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials? 11768   13172 [1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police? 20358   22787 [1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced 10484   11723 [1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today? 9453   8636 [1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl 9117   8267 [1056] 13: I won t be long 11304   15331 [1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded 11894   12826 [1054] 11: What are you doing? 11190   10474 [1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you 9435   9393 [1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling 9323   11177 [1051] 8: So where do we stand? 10066   9295 [1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to? 8700   10575 [1049] 6: Then she said 38248   40329 [1048] 5: And when the servant broke three 8670   10856 [1047] 4: It says here on this website 12521   11434 [1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through … 9105   8347 [1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt 8494   7835 [1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis 9197   10820
| | Jan 2014 [1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us 9402   8472 [1042] 17: Maybe I need some help 12157   14226 [1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane 9926   8791 [1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger 13974   14913 [1039] 14: Beep Beep! 12674   9475 [1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking 14450   12488 [1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place? 28061   20166 [1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me 30728   29254 [1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos 14364   14557 [1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days? 13985   12523 [1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day? 18488   16539 [1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself 28486   47053 [1031] 6: Damn it all! 31718   32510 [1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream 10101   11049 [1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise 8877   10627 [1028] 3: What are you reading? 9592   10632 [1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me! 9737   8732 [1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas 8840   7982
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