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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
13735 Current Rating: 13735 + 17896 = 31631 votesCurrent Rating: 13735 + 17896 = 31631 votes 17896

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
10034 Current Rating: 10034 + 10000 = 20034 votesCurrent Rating: 10034 + 10000 = 20034 votes 10000

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
10743 Current Rating: 10743 + 10935 = 21678 votesCurrent Rating: 10743 + 10935 = 21678 votes 10935

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
19687 Current Rating: 19687 + 21702 = 41389 votesCurrent Rating: 19687 + 21702 = 41389 votes 21702

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
9263 Current Rating: 9263 + 9237 = 18500 votesCurrent Rating: 9263 + 9237 = 18500 votes 9237

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
28071 Current Rating: 28071 + 32302 = 60373 votesCurrent Rating: 28071 + 32302 = 60373 votes 32302

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
8947 Current Rating: 8947 + 10900 = 19847 votesCurrent Rating: 8947 + 10900 = 19847 votes 10900

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
10067 Current Rating: 10067 + 10093 = 20160 votesCurrent Rating: 10067 + 10093 = 20160 votes 10093

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
9800 Current Rating: 9800 + 11719 = 21519 votesCurrent Rating: 9800 + 11719 = 21519 votes 11719

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
10049 Current Rating: 10049 + 10091 = 20140 votesCurrent Rating: 10049 + 10091 = 20140 votes 10091

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
8916 Current Rating: 8916 + 7852 = 16768 votesCurrent Rating: 8916 + 7852 = 16768 votes 7852

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
12806 Current Rating: 12806 + 13191 = 25997 votesCurrent Rating: 12806 + 13191 = 25997 votes 13191


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
9202 Current Rating: 9202 + 11227 = 20429 votesCurrent Rating: 9202 + 11227 = 20429 votes 11227

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
8524 Current Rating: 8524 + 10404 = 18928 votesCurrent Rating: 8524 + 10404 = 18928 votes 10404

[1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on
8415 Current Rating: 8415 + 8213 = 16628 votesCurrent Rating: 8415 + 8213 = 16628 votes 8213

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
10501 Current Rating: 10501 + 10486 = 20987 votesCurrent Rating: 10501 + 10486 = 20987 votes 10486

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
8730 Current Rating: 8730 + 10421 = 19151 votesCurrent Rating: 8730 + 10421 = 19151 votes 10421

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
7605 Current Rating: 7605 + 9055 = 16660 votesCurrent Rating: 7605 + 9055 = 16660 votes 9055

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
10887 Current Rating: 10887 + 11678 = 22565 votesCurrent Rating: 10887 + 11678 = 22565 votes 11678

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
8865 Current Rating: 8865 + 8678 = 17543 votesCurrent Rating: 8865 + 8678 = 17543 votes 8678

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
8893 Current Rating: 8893 + 8166 = 17059 votesCurrent Rating: 8893 + 8166 = 17059 votes 8166

[1220] 13: I need a double now
8220 Current Rating: 8220 + 9921 = 18141 votesCurrent Rating: 8220 + 9921 = 18141 votes 9921

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
8468 Current Rating: 8468 + 7159 = 15627 votesCurrent Rating: 8468 + 7159 = 15627 votes 7159

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
9299 Current Rating: 9299 + 9502 = 18801 votesCurrent Rating: 9299 + 9502 = 18801 votes 9502

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
13357 Current Rating: 13357 + 13947 = 27304 votesCurrent Rating: 13357 + 13947 = 27304 votes 13947

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
9885 Current Rating: 9885 + 8906 = 18791 votesCurrent Rating: 9885 + 8906 = 18791 votes 8906

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
11405 Current Rating: 11405 + 10995 = 22400 votesCurrent Rating: 11405 + 10995 = 22400 votes 10995

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
9969 Current Rating: 9969 + 11323 = 21292 votesCurrent Rating: 9969 + 11323 = 21292 votes 11323

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
9953 Current Rating: 9953 + 12155 = 22108 votesCurrent Rating: 9953 + 12155 = 22108 votes 12155

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
11049 Current Rating: 11049 + 10262 = 21311 votesCurrent Rating: 11049 + 10262 = 21311 votes 10262


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
22926 Current Rating: 22926 + 23166 = 46092 votesCurrent Rating: 22926 + 23166 = 46092 votes 23166

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
11324 Current Rating: 11324 + 11682 = 23006 votesCurrent Rating: 11324 + 11682 = 23006 votes 11682

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
11606 Current Rating: 11606 + 11380 = 22986 votesCurrent Rating: 11606 + 11380 = 22986 votes 11380

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
18033 Current Rating: 18033 + 19615 = 37648 votesCurrent Rating: 18033 + 19615 = 37648 votes 19615

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
11431 Current Rating: 11431 + 14997 = 26428 votesCurrent Rating: 11431 + 14997 = 26428 votes 14997

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
10050 Current Rating: 10050 + 9090 = 19140 votesCurrent Rating: 10050 + 9090 = 19140 votes 9090

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
20190 Current Rating: 20190 + 21153 = 41343 votesCurrent Rating: 20190 + 21153 = 41343 votes 21153

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
10265 Current Rating: 10265 + 10138 = 20403 votesCurrent Rating: 10265 + 10138 = 20403 votes 10138

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
12226 Current Rating: 12226 + 11110 = 23336 votesCurrent Rating: 12226 + 11110 = 23336 votes 11110

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
11168 Current Rating: 11168 + 14267 = 25435 votesCurrent Rating: 11168 + 14267 = 25435 votes 14267

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
9564 Current Rating: 9564 + 8565 = 18129 votesCurrent Rating: 9564 + 8565 = 18129 votes 8565

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
7665 Current Rating: 7665 + 6416 = 14081 votesCurrent Rating: 7665 + 6416 = 14081 votes 6416

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
8606 Current Rating: 8606 + 7577 = 16183 votesCurrent Rating: 8606 + 7577 = 16183 votes 7577

[1198] 10: Good morning class
11767 Current Rating: 11767 + 10720 = 22487 votesCurrent Rating: 11767 + 10720 = 22487 votes 10720

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
11925 Current Rating: 11925 + 11736 = 23661 votesCurrent Rating: 11925 + 11736 = 23661 votes 11736

[1196] 8: I
10109 Current Rating: 10109 + 9909 = 20018 votesCurrent Rating: 10109 + 9909 = 20018 votes 9909

[1195] 7: I do believe I
12991 Current Rating: 12991 + 13618 = 26609 votesCurrent Rating: 12991 + 13618 = 26609 votes 13618

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
10195 Current Rating: 10195 + 9323 = 19518 votesCurrent Rating: 10195 + 9323 = 19518 votes 9323

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
12060 Current Rating: 12060 + 13697 = 25757 votesCurrent Rating: 12060 + 13697 = 25757 votes 13697

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
11670 Current Rating: 11670 + 8452 = 20122 votesCurrent Rating: 11670 + 8452 = 20122 votes 8452

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
22322 Current Rating: 22322 + 21709 = 44031 votesCurrent Rating: 22322 + 21709 = 44031 votes 21709


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
16576 Current Rating: 16576 + 10197 = 26773 votesCurrent Rating: 16576 + 10197 = 26773 votes 10197

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
27987 Current Rating: 27987 + 25283 = 53270 votesCurrent Rating: 27987 + 25283 = 53270 votes 25283

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
16136 Current Rating: 16136 + 16699 = 32835 votesCurrent Rating: 16136 + 16699 = 32835 votes 16699

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
14724 Current Rating: 14724 + 10660 = 25384 votesCurrent Rating: 14724 + 10660 = 25384 votes 10660

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
21507 Current Rating: 21507 + 16260 = 37767 votesCurrent Rating: 21507 + 16260 = 37767 votes 16260

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
16464 Current Rating: 16464 + 12789 = 29253 votesCurrent Rating: 16464 + 12789 = 29253 votes 12789

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
10596 Current Rating: 10596 + 8376 = 18972 votesCurrent Rating: 10596 + 8376 = 18972 votes 8376

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
10140 Current Rating: 10140 + 7638 = 17778 votesCurrent Rating: 10140 + 7638 = 17778 votes 7638

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
9359 Current Rating: 9359 + 8181 = 17540 votesCurrent Rating: 9359 + 8181 = 17540 votes 8181

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
13050 Current Rating: 13050 + 15823 = 28873 votesCurrent Rating: 13050 + 15823 = 28873 votes 15823

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
8211 Current Rating: 8211 + 7355 = 15566 votesCurrent Rating: 8211 + 7355 = 15566 votes 7355

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
9367 Current Rating: 9367 + 8401 = 17768 votesCurrent Rating: 9367 + 8401 = 17768 votes 8401

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
9348 Current Rating: 9348 + 8957 = 18305 votesCurrent Rating: 9348 + 8957 = 18305 votes 8957

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
8430 Current Rating: 8430 + 10003 = 18433 votesCurrent Rating: 8430 + 10003 = 18433 votes 10003

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
10440 Current Rating: 10440 + 9096 = 19536 votesCurrent Rating: 10440 + 9096 = 19536 votes 9096

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
10744 Current Rating: 10744 + 11125 = 21869 votesCurrent Rating: 10744 + 11125 = 21869 votes 11125

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
8814 Current Rating: 8814 + 7726 = 16540 votesCurrent Rating: 8814 + 7726 = 16540 votes 7726

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
10117 Current Rating: 10117 + 8351 = 18468 votesCurrent Rating: 10117 + 8351 = 18468 votes 8351

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
9046 Current Rating: 9046 + 8031 = 17077 votesCurrent Rating: 9046 + 8031 = 17077 votes 8031

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
9667 Current Rating: 9667 + 7865 = 17532 votesCurrent Rating: 9667 + 7865 = 17532 votes 7865


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
11893 Current Rating: 11893 + 9457 = 21350 votesCurrent Rating: 11893 + 9457 = 21350 votes 9457

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
14134 Current Rating: 14134 + 8103 = 22237 votesCurrent Rating: 14134 + 8103 = 22237 votes 8103

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
21256 Current Rating: 21256 + 13000 = 34256 votesCurrent Rating: 21256 + 13000 = 34256 votes 13000

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
15114 Current Rating: 15114 + 10687 = 25801 votesCurrent Rating: 15114 + 10687 = 25801 votes 10687

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
11877 Current Rating: 11877 + 8011 = 19888 votesCurrent Rating: 11877 + 8011 = 19888 votes 8011

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
10564 Current Rating: 10564 + 8697 = 19261 votesCurrent Rating: 10564 + 8697 = 19261 votes 8697

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
9268 Current Rating: 9268 + 8047 = 17315 votesCurrent Rating: 9268 + 8047 = 17315 votes 8047

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
7721 Current Rating: 7721 + 6474 = 14195 votesCurrent Rating: 7721 + 6474 = 14195 votes 6474

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
13273 Current Rating: 13273 + 13320 = 26593 votesCurrent Rating: 13273 + 13320 = 26593 votes 13320

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
9504 Current Rating: 9504 + 8700 = 18204 votesCurrent Rating: 9504 + 8700 = 18204 votes 8700

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
8561 Current Rating: 8561 + 7813 = 16374 votesCurrent Rating: 8561 + 7813 = 16374 votes 7813

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
7644 Current Rating: 7644 + 6989 = 14633 votesCurrent Rating: 7644 + 6989 = 14633 votes 6989

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
7838 Current Rating: 7838 + 6631 = 14469 votesCurrent Rating: 7838 + 6631 = 14469 votes 6631

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
11682 Current Rating: 11682 + 14417 = 26099 votesCurrent Rating: 11682 + 14417 = 26099 votes 14417

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
8591 Current Rating: 8591 + 8198 = 16789 votesCurrent Rating: 8591 + 8198 = 16789 votes 8198

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
10504 Current Rating: 10504 + 12793 = 23297 votesCurrent Rating: 10504 + 12793 = 23297 votes 12793


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
10651 Current Rating: 10651 + 9855 = 20506 votesCurrent Rating: 10651 + 9855 = 20506 votes 9855

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
10501 Current Rating: 10501 + 12797 = 23298 votesCurrent Rating: 10501 + 12797 = 23298 votes 12797

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
17979 Current Rating: 17979 + 18964 = 36943 votesCurrent Rating: 17979 + 18964 = 36943 votes 18964

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
10537 Current Rating: 10537 + 11025 = 21562 votesCurrent Rating: 10537 + 11025 = 21562 votes 11025

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
9374 Current Rating: 9374 + 8535 = 17909 votesCurrent Rating: 9374 + 8535 = 17909 votes 8535

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again …
10492 Current Rating: 10492 + 12214 = 22706 votesCurrent Rating: 10492 + 12214 = 22706 votes 12214

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
10787 Current Rating: 10787 + 9615 = 20402 votesCurrent Rating: 10787 + 9615 = 20402 votes 9615

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight …
8674 Current Rating: 8674 + 8866 = 17540 votesCurrent Rating: 8674 + 8866 = 17540 votes 8866

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
34644 Current Rating: 34644 + 44680 = 79324 votesCurrent Rating: 34644 + 44680 = 79324 votes 44680

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
8055 Current Rating: 8055 + 6863 = 14918 votesCurrent Rating: 8055 + 6863 = 14918 votes 6863


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
11152 Current Rating: 11152 + 14754 = 25906 votesCurrent Rating: 11152 + 14754 = 25906 votes 14754

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
9922 Current Rating: 9922 + 9848 = 19770 votesCurrent Rating: 9922 + 9848 = 19770 votes 9848

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
8210 Current Rating: 8210 + 9913 = 18123 votesCurrent Rating: 8210 + 9913 = 18123 votes 9913

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
8264 Current Rating: 8264 + 7339 = 15603 votesCurrent Rating: 8264 + 7339 = 15603 votes 7339

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
8685 Current Rating: 8685 + 7774 = 16459 votesCurrent Rating: 8685 + 7774 = 16459 votes 7774

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
10654 Current Rating: 10654 + 10250 = 20904 votesCurrent Rating: 10654 + 10250 = 20904 votes 10250

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
7666 Current Rating: 7666 + 10431 = 18097 votesCurrent Rating: 7666 + 10431 = 18097 votes 10431

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
49074 Current Rating: 49074 + 51991 = 101065 votesCurrent Rating: 49074 + 51991 = 101065 votes 51991

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
14841 Current Rating: 14841 + 15841 = 30682 votesCurrent Rating: 14841 + 15841 = 30682 votes 15841

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
15995 Current Rating: 15995 + 19156 = 35151 votesCurrent Rating: 15995 + 19156 = 35151 votes 19156

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
11709 Current Rating: 11709 + 11237 = 22946 votesCurrent Rating: 11709 + 11237 = 22946 votes 11237

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
10786 Current Rating: 10786 + 10335 = 21121 votesCurrent Rating: 10786 + 10335 = 21121 votes 10335

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
16754 Current Rating: 16754 + 18637 = 35391 votesCurrent Rating: 16754 + 18637 = 35391 votes 18637

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
10747 Current Rating: 10747 + 12495 = 23242 votesCurrent Rating: 10747 + 12495 = 23242 votes 12495

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
12564 Current Rating: 12564 + 13260 = 25824 votesCurrent Rating: 12564 + 13260 = 25824 votes 13260

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
10722 Current Rating: 10722 + 10042 = 20764 votesCurrent Rating: 10722 + 10042 = 20764 votes 10042

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
10682 Current Rating: 10682 + 12568 = 23250 votesCurrent Rating: 10682 + 12568 = 23250 votes 12568

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
11270 Current Rating: 11270 + 10656 = 21926 votesCurrent Rating: 11270 + 10656 = 21926 votes 10656

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
8002 Current Rating: 8002 + 7491 = 15493 votesCurrent Rating: 8002 + 7491 = 15493 votes 7491

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
10182 Current Rating: 10182 + 10940 = 21122 votesCurrent Rating: 10182 + 10940 = 21122 votes 10940

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
10214 Current Rating: 10214 + 12006 = 22220 votesCurrent Rating: 10214 + 12006 = 22220 votes 12006

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
11913 Current Rating: 11913 + 11320 = 23233 votesCurrent Rating: 11913 + 11320 = 23233 votes 11320

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
8803 Current Rating: 8803 + 7874 = 16677 votesCurrent Rating: 8803 + 7874 = 16677 votes 7874

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
11740 Current Rating: 11740 + 13176 = 24916 votesCurrent Rating: 11740 + 13176 = 24916 votes 13176


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
9651 Current Rating: 9651 + 8808 = 18459 votesCurrent Rating: 9651 + 8808 = 18459 votes 8808

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
11214 Current Rating: 11214 + 9987 = 21201 votesCurrent Rating: 11214 + 9987 = 21201 votes 9987

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
10079 Current Rating: 10079 + 10766 = 20845 votesCurrent Rating: 10079 + 10766 = 20845 votes 10766

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
9572 Current Rating: 9572 + 8807 = 18379 votesCurrent Rating: 9572 + 8807 = 18379 votes 8807

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
8482 Current Rating: 8482 + 8303 = 16785 votesCurrent Rating: 8482 + 8303 = 16785 votes 8303

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
10180 Current Rating: 10180 + 11450 = 21630 votesCurrent Rating: 10180 + 11450 = 21630 votes 11450

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
8768 Current Rating: 8768 + 10576 = 19344 votesCurrent Rating: 8768 + 10576 = 19344 votes 10576

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
8246 Current Rating: 8246 + 10200 = 18446 votesCurrent Rating: 8246 + 10200 = 18446 votes 10200

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
10444 Current Rating: 10444 + 10013 = 20457 votesCurrent Rating: 10444 + 10013 = 20457 votes 10013

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
8611 Current Rating: 8611 + 7605 = 16216 votesCurrent Rating: 8611 + 7605 = 16216 votes 7605

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
11427 Current Rating: 11427 + 10907 = 22334 votesCurrent Rating: 11427 + 10907 = 22334 votes 10907

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
10099 Current Rating: 10099 + 10329 = 20428 votesCurrent Rating: 10099 + 10329 = 20428 votes 10329

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
9318 Current Rating: 9318 + 9134 = 18452 votesCurrent Rating: 9318 + 9134 = 18452 votes 9134

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
8190 Current Rating: 8190 + 9900 = 18090 votesCurrent Rating: 8190 + 9900 = 18090 votes 9900

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
11175 Current Rating: 11175 + 10495 = 21670 votesCurrent Rating: 11175 + 10495 = 21670 votes 10495

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
13450 Current Rating: 13450 + 13325 = 26775 votesCurrent Rating: 13450 + 13325 = 26775 votes 13325

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
7870 Current Rating: 7870 + 6914 = 14784 votesCurrent Rating: 7870 + 6914 = 14784 votes 6914

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
7875 Current Rating: 7875 + 7224 = 15099 votesCurrent Rating: 7875 + 7224 = 15099 votes 7224

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
13263 Current Rating: 13263 + 12532 = 25795 votesCurrent Rating: 13263 + 12532 = 25795 votes 12532


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
7751 Current Rating: 7751 + 6467 = 14218 votesCurrent Rating: 7751 + 6467 = 14218 votes 6467

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
9164 Current Rating: 9164 + 10177 = 19341 votesCurrent Rating: 9164 + 10177 = 19341 votes 10177

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
14092 Current Rating: 14092 + 16592 = 30684 votesCurrent Rating: 14092 + 16592 = 30684 votes 16592

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
8305 Current Rating: 8305 + 7707 = 16012 votesCurrent Rating: 8305 + 7707 = 16012 votes 7707

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
10017 Current Rating: 10017 + 9235 = 19252 votesCurrent Rating: 10017 + 9235 = 19252 votes 9235

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
8101 Current Rating: 8101 + 9761 = 17862 votesCurrent Rating: 8101 + 9761 = 17862 votes 9761

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
10230 Current Rating: 10230 + 10689 = 20919 votesCurrent Rating: 10230 + 10689 = 20919 votes 10689

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
8344 Current Rating: 8344 + 9410 = 17754 votesCurrent Rating: 8344 + 9410 = 17754 votes 9410

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
8337 Current Rating: 8337 + 7632 = 15969 votesCurrent Rating: 8337 + 7632 = 15969 votes 7632

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
8145 Current Rating: 8145 + 7903 = 16048 votesCurrent Rating: 8145 + 7903 = 16048 votes 7903

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
16093 Current Rating: 16093 + 16095 = 32188 votesCurrent Rating: 16093 + 16095 = 32188 votes 16095

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
9153 Current Rating: 9153 + 8901 = 18054 votesCurrent Rating: 9153 + 8901 = 18054 votes 8901

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
8778 Current Rating: 8778 + 8050 = 16828 votesCurrent Rating: 8778 + 8050 = 16828 votes 8050

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
11430 Current Rating: 11430 + 11300 = 22730 votesCurrent Rating: 11430 + 11300 = 22730 votes 11300

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
9760 Current Rating: 9760 + 8911 = 18671 votesCurrent Rating: 9760 + 8911 = 18671 votes 8911


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
8631 Current Rating: 8631 + 7726 = 16357 votesCurrent Rating: 8631 + 7726 = 16357 votes 7726

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
9598 Current Rating: 9598 + 8773 = 18371 votesCurrent Rating: 9598 + 8773 = 18371 votes 8773

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
8365 Current Rating: 8365 + 7541 = 15906 votesCurrent Rating: 8365 + 7541 = 15906 votes 7541

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
10911 Current Rating: 10911 + 15000 = 25911 votesCurrent Rating: 10911 + 15000 = 25911 votes 15000

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
11258 Current Rating: 11258 + 10858 = 22116 votesCurrent Rating: 11258 + 10858 = 22116 votes 10858

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
14024 Current Rating: 14024 + 15680 = 29704 votesCurrent Rating: 14024 + 15680 = 29704 votes 15680

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
16452 Current Rating: 16452 + 15816 = 32268 votesCurrent Rating: 16452 + 15816 = 32268 votes 15816

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
9656 Current Rating: 9656 + 8811 = 18467 votesCurrent Rating: 9656 + 8811 = 18467 votes 8811

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
21371 Current Rating: 21371 + 22320 = 43691 votesCurrent Rating: 21371 + 22320 = 43691 votes 22320

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
9313 Current Rating: 9313 + 8552 = 17865 votesCurrent Rating: 9313 + 8552 = 17865 votes 8552

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
7853 Current Rating: 7853 + 6821 = 14674 votesCurrent Rating: 7853 + 6821 = 14674 votes 6821

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
9021 Current Rating: 9021 + 8430 = 17451 votesCurrent Rating: 9021 + 8430 = 17451 votes 8430

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
8061 Current Rating: 8061 + 6923 = 14984 votesCurrent Rating: 8061 + 6923 = 14984 votes 6923

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
8555 Current Rating: 8555 + 9512 = 18067 votesCurrent Rating: 8555 + 9512 = 18067 votes 9512

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
8071 Current Rating: 8071 + 7500 = 15571 votesCurrent Rating: 8071 + 7500 = 15571 votes 7500

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
10226 Current Rating: 10226 + 12813 = 23039 votesCurrent Rating: 10226 + 12813 = 23039 votes 12813

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
9837 Current Rating: 9837 + 11872 = 21709 votesCurrent Rating: 9837 + 11872 = 21709 votes 11872

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
10153 Current Rating: 10153 + 10563 = 20716 votesCurrent Rating: 10153 + 10563 = 20716 votes 10563

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
20308 Current Rating: 20308 + 19263 = 39571 votesCurrent Rating: 20308 + 19263 = 39571 votes 19263

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
12866 Current Rating: 12866 + 13641 = 26507 votesCurrent Rating: 12866 + 13641 = 26507 votes 13641

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
13022 Current Rating: 13022 + 13906 = 26928 votesCurrent Rating: 13022 + 13906 = 26928 votes 13906

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
10142 Current Rating: 10142 + 11476 = 21618 votesCurrent Rating: 10142 + 11476 = 21618 votes 11476

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
9121 Current Rating: 9121 + 8315 = 17436 votesCurrent Rating: 9121 + 8315 = 17436 votes 8315


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
10372 Current Rating: 10372 + 11281 = 21653 votesCurrent Rating: 10372 + 11281 = 21653 votes 11281

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
10624 Current Rating: 10624 + 13257 = 23881 votesCurrent Rating: 10624 + 13257 = 23881 votes 13257

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
11768 Current Rating: 11768 + 13172 = 24940 votesCurrent Rating: 11768 + 13172 = 24940 votes 13172

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
20358 Current Rating: 20358 + 22787 = 43145 votesCurrent Rating: 20358 + 22787 = 43145 votes 22787

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
10484 Current Rating: 10484 + 11723 = 22207 votesCurrent Rating: 10484 + 11723 = 22207 votes 11723

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
9453 Current Rating: 9453 + 8636 = 18089 votesCurrent Rating: 9453 + 8636 = 18089 votes 8636

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
9117 Current Rating: 9117 + 8267 = 17384 votesCurrent Rating: 9117 + 8267 = 17384 votes 8267

[1056] 13: I won t be long
11304 Current Rating: 11304 + 15331 = 26635 votesCurrent Rating: 11304 + 15331 = 26635 votes 15331

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
11894 Current Rating: 11894 + 12826 = 24720 votesCurrent Rating: 11894 + 12826 = 24720 votes 12826

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
11190 Current Rating: 11190 + 10474 = 21664 votesCurrent Rating: 11190 + 10474 = 21664 votes 10474

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
9435 Current Rating: 9435 + 9393 = 18828 votesCurrent Rating: 9435 + 9393 = 18828 votes 9393

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
9323 Current Rating: 9323 + 11177 = 20500 votesCurrent Rating: 9323 + 11177 = 20500 votes 11177

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
10066 Current Rating: 10066 + 9295 = 19361 votesCurrent Rating: 10066 + 9295 = 19361 votes 9295

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
8700 Current Rating: 8700 + 10575 = 19275 votesCurrent Rating: 8700 + 10575 = 19275 votes 10575

[1049] 6: Then she said
38248 Current Rating: 38248 + 40329 = 78577 votesCurrent Rating: 38248 + 40329 = 78577 votes 40329

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
8670 Current Rating: 8670 + 10856 = 19526 votesCurrent Rating: 8670 + 10856 = 19526 votes 10856

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
12521 Current Rating: 12521 + 11434 = 23955 votesCurrent Rating: 12521 + 11434 = 23955 votes 11434

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through …
9105 Current Rating: 9105 + 8347 = 17452 votesCurrent Rating: 9105 + 8347 = 17452 votes 8347

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
8494 Current Rating: 8494 + 7835 = 16329 votesCurrent Rating: 8494 + 7835 = 16329 votes 7835

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
9197 Current Rating: 9197 + 10820 = 20017 votesCurrent Rating: 9197 + 10820 = 20017 votes 10820


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
9402 Current Rating: 9402 + 8472 = 17874 votesCurrent Rating: 9402 + 8472 = 17874 votes 8472

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
12157 Current Rating: 12157 + 14226 = 26383 votesCurrent Rating: 12157 + 14226 = 26383 votes 14226

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
9926 Current Rating: 9926 + 8791 = 18717 votesCurrent Rating: 9926 + 8791 = 18717 votes 8791

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
13974 Current Rating: 13974 + 14913 = 28887 votesCurrent Rating: 13974 + 14913 = 28887 votes 14913

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
12674 Current Rating: 12674 + 9475 = 22149 votesCurrent Rating: 12674 + 9475 = 22149 votes 9475

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
14450 Current Rating: 14450 + 12488 = 26938 votesCurrent Rating: 14450 + 12488 = 26938 votes 12488

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
28061 Current Rating: 28061 + 20166 = 48227 votesCurrent Rating: 28061 + 20166 = 48227 votes 20166

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
30728 Current Rating: 30728 + 29254 = 59982 votesCurrent Rating: 30728 + 29254 = 59982 votes 29254

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
14364 Current Rating: 14364 + 14557 = 28921 votesCurrent Rating: 14364 + 14557 = 28921 votes 14557

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
13985 Current Rating: 13985 + 12523 = 26508 votesCurrent Rating: 13985 + 12523 = 26508 votes 12523

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
18488 Current Rating: 18488 + 16539 = 35027 votesCurrent Rating: 18488 + 16539 = 35027 votes 16539

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
28486 Current Rating: 28486 + 47053 = 75539 votesCurrent Rating: 28486 + 47053 = 75539 votes 47053

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
31718 Current Rating: 31718 + 32510 = 64228 votesCurrent Rating: 31718 + 32510 = 64228 votes 32510

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
10101 Current Rating: 10101 + 11049 = 21150 votesCurrent Rating: 10101 + 11049 = 21150 votes 11049

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
8877 Current Rating: 8877 + 10627 = 19504 votesCurrent Rating: 8877 + 10627 = 19504 votes 10627

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
9592 Current Rating: 9592 + 10632 = 20224 votesCurrent Rating: 9592 + 10632 = 20224 votes 10632

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
9737 Current Rating: 9737 + 8732 = 18469 votesCurrent Rating: 9737 + 8732 = 18469 votes 8732

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
8840 Current Rating: 8840 + 7982 = 16822 votesCurrent Rating: 8840 + 7982 = 16822 votes 7982






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