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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
6980 Current Rating: 6980 + 7734 = 14714 votesCurrent Rating: 6980 + 7734 = 14714 votes 7734

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
3738 Current Rating: 3738 + 3858 = 7596 votesCurrent Rating: 3738 + 3858 = 7596 votes 3858

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
4387 Current Rating: 4387 + 4038 = 8425 votesCurrent Rating: 4387 + 4038 = 8425 votes 4038

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
3932 Current Rating: 3932 + 5915 = 9847 votesCurrent Rating: 3932 + 5915 = 9847 votes 5915

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
3963 Current Rating: 3963 + 4068 = 8031 votesCurrent Rating: 3963 + 4068 = 8031 votes 4068

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
4861 Current Rating: 4861 + 4227 = 9088 votesCurrent Rating: 4861 + 4227 = 9088 votes 4227

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
4002 Current Rating: 4002 + 5959 = 9961 votesCurrent Rating: 4002 + 5959 = 9961 votes 5959

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
3978 Current Rating: 3978 + 3146 = 7124 votesCurrent Rating: 3978 + 3146 = 7124 votes 3146

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
4200 Current Rating: 4200 + 6163 = 10363 votesCurrent Rating: 4200 + 6163 = 10363 votes 6163

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
3797 Current Rating: 3797 + 3856 = 7653 votesCurrent Rating: 3797 + 3856 = 7653 votes 3856

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
3941 Current Rating: 3941 + 3105 = 7046 votesCurrent Rating: 3941 + 3105 = 7046 votes 3105

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
5958 Current Rating: 5958 + 5307 = 11265 votesCurrent Rating: 5958 + 5307 = 11265 votes 5307


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
3915 Current Rating: 3915 + 5743 = 9658 votesCurrent Rating: 3915 + 5743 = 9658 votes 5743

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
3591 Current Rating: 3591 + 5544 = 9135 votesCurrent Rating: 3591 + 5544 = 9135 votes 5544

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
3441 Current Rating: 3441 + 2515 = 5956 votesCurrent Rating: 3441 + 2515 = 5956 votes 2515

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
4396 Current Rating: 4396 + 3430 = 7826 votesCurrent Rating: 4396 + 3430 = 7826 votes 3430

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
3613 Current Rating: 3613 + 5553 = 9166 votesCurrent Rating: 3613 + 5553 = 9166 votes 5553

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
3574 Current Rating: 3574 + 5294 = 8868 votesCurrent Rating: 3574 + 5294 = 8868 votes 5294

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
3755 Current Rating: 3755 + 4670 = 8425 votesCurrent Rating: 3755 + 4670 = 8425 votes 4670

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
3749 Current Rating: 3749 + 3836 = 7585 votesCurrent Rating: 3749 + 3836 = 7585 votes 3836

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
3937 Current Rating: 3937 + 3083 = 7020 votesCurrent Rating: 3937 + 3083 = 7020 votes 3083

[1220] 13: I need a double now
3793 Current Rating: 3793 + 5696 = 9489 votesCurrent Rating: 3793 + 5696 = 9489 votes 5696

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
3539 Current Rating: 3539 + 2585 = 6124 votesCurrent Rating: 3539 + 2585 = 6124 votes 2585

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
4131 Current Rating: 4131 + 4430 = 8561 votesCurrent Rating: 4131 + 4430 = 8561 votes 4430

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
5919 Current Rating: 5919 + 5975 = 11894 votesCurrent Rating: 5919 + 5975 = 11894 votes 5975

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
4352 Current Rating: 4352 + 3402 = 7754 votesCurrent Rating: 4352 + 3402 = 7754 votes 3402

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
4005 Current Rating: 4005 + 3389 = 7394 votesCurrent Rating: 4005 + 3389 = 7394 votes 3389

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
3835 Current Rating: 3835 + 2923 = 6758 votesCurrent Rating: 3835 + 2923 = 6758 votes 2923

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
5374 Current Rating: 5374 + 7544 = 12918 votesCurrent Rating: 5374 + 7544 = 12918 votes 7544

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
4459 Current Rating: 4459 + 3755 = 8214 votesCurrent Rating: 4459 + 3755 = 8214 votes 3755


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
4125 Current Rating: 4125 + 3460 = 7585 votesCurrent Rating: 4125 + 3460 = 7585 votes 3460

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
5307 Current Rating: 5307 + 5567 = 10874 votesCurrent Rating: 5307 + 5567 = 10874 votes 5567

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
4863 Current Rating: 4863 + 4396 = 9259 votesCurrent Rating: 4863 + 4396 = 9259 votes 4396

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
11757 Current Rating: 11757 + 14250 = 26007 votesCurrent Rating: 11757 + 14250 = 26007 votes 14250

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
6363 Current Rating: 6363 + 9855 = 16218 votesCurrent Rating: 6363 + 9855 = 16218 votes 9855

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
4247 Current Rating: 4247 + 3463 = 7710 votesCurrent Rating: 4247 + 3463 = 7710 votes 3463

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
14636 Current Rating: 14636 + 16053 = 30689 votesCurrent Rating: 14636 + 16053 = 30689 votes 16053

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
6355 Current Rating: 6355 + 6323 = 12678 votesCurrent Rating: 6355 + 6323 = 12678 votes 6323

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
4740 Current Rating: 4740 + 3735 = 8475 votesCurrent Rating: 4740 + 3735 = 8475 votes 3735

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
5693 Current Rating: 5693 + 9088 = 14781 votesCurrent Rating: 5693 + 9088 = 14781 votes 9088

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
4741 Current Rating: 4741 + 3829 = 8570 votesCurrent Rating: 4741 + 3829 = 8570 votes 3829

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 2866 = 6631 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 2866 = 6631 votes 2866

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
4221 Current Rating: 4221 + 3364 = 7585 votesCurrent Rating: 4221 + 3364 = 7585 votes 3364

[1198] 10: Good morning class
4410 Current Rating: 4410 + 3679 = 8089 votesCurrent Rating: 4410 + 3679 = 8089 votes 3679

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
5788 Current Rating: 5788 + 5023 = 10811 votesCurrent Rating: 5788 + 5023 = 10811 votes 5023

[1196] 8: I
5691 Current Rating: 5691 + 5454 = 11145 votesCurrent Rating: 5691 + 5454 = 11145 votes 5454

[1195] 7: I do believe I
7620 Current Rating: 7620 + 7877 = 15497 votesCurrent Rating: 7620 + 7877 = 15497 votes 7877

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
4050 Current Rating: 4050 + 3237 = 7287 votesCurrent Rating: 4050 + 3237 = 7287 votes 3237

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
6931 Current Rating: 6931 + 7216 = 14147 votesCurrent Rating: 6931 + 7216 = 14147 votes 7216

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
4954 Current Rating: 4954 + 4743 = 9697 votesCurrent Rating: 4954 + 4743 = 9697 votes 4743

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
7174 Current Rating: 7174 + 6242 = 13416 votesCurrent Rating: 7174 + 6242 = 13416 votes 6242


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
4736 Current Rating: 4736 + 3748 = 8484 votesCurrent Rating: 4736 + 3748 = 8484 votes 3748

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
16278 Current Rating: 16278 + 17992 = 34270 votesCurrent Rating: 16278 + 17992 = 34270 votes 17992

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
10334 Current Rating: 10334 + 11259 = 21593 votesCurrent Rating: 10334 + 11259 = 21593 votes 11259

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
5196 Current Rating: 5196 + 4282 = 9478 votesCurrent Rating: 5196 + 4282 = 9478 votes 4282

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
4614 Current Rating: 4614 + 3808 = 8422 votesCurrent Rating: 4614 + 3808 = 8422 votes 3808

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
5159 Current Rating: 5159 + 6264 = 11423 votesCurrent Rating: 5159 + 6264 = 11423 votes 6264

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
4109 Current Rating: 4109 + 3556 = 7665 votesCurrent Rating: 4109 + 3556 = 7665 votes 3556

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
3791 Current Rating: 3791 + 2827 = 6618 votesCurrent Rating: 3791 + 2827 = 6618 votes 2827

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
3781 Current Rating: 3781 + 2950 = 6731 votesCurrent Rating: 3781 + 2950 = 6731 votes 2950

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
5670 Current Rating: 5670 + 8306 = 13976 votesCurrent Rating: 5670 + 8306 = 13976 votes 8306

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
3449 Current Rating: 3449 + 2816 = 6265 votesCurrent Rating: 3449 + 2816 = 6265 votes 2816

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
4598 Current Rating: 4598 + 3704 = 8302 votesCurrent Rating: 4598 + 3704 = 8302 votes 3704

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
3913 Current Rating: 3913 + 3584 = 7497 votesCurrent Rating: 3913 + 3584 = 7497 votes 3584

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
3970 Current Rating: 3970 + 5848 = 9818 votesCurrent Rating: 3970 + 5848 = 9818 votes 5848

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
4184 Current Rating: 4184 + 3398 = 7582 votesCurrent Rating: 4184 + 3398 = 7582 votes 3398

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
4558 Current Rating: 4558 + 4797 = 9355 votesCurrent Rating: 4558 + 4797 = 9355 votes 4797

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 2913 = 6750 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 2913 = 6750 votes 2913

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
4270 Current Rating: 4270 + 3558 = 7828 votesCurrent Rating: 4270 + 3558 = 7828 votes 3558

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
3972 Current Rating: 3972 + 3113 = 7085 votesCurrent Rating: 3972 + 3113 = 7085 votes 3113

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
3433 Current Rating: 3433 + 3626 = 7059 votesCurrent Rating: 3433 + 3626 = 7059 votes 3626


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
4046 Current Rating: 4046 + 3349 = 7395 votesCurrent Rating: 4046 + 3349 = 7395 votes 3349

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
3889 Current Rating: 3889 + 2933 = 6822 votesCurrent Rating: 3889 + 2933 = 6822 votes 2933

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
4493 Current Rating: 4493 + 4490 = 8983 votesCurrent Rating: 4493 + 4490 = 8983 votes 4490

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 3124 = 6961 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 3124 = 6961 votes 3124

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
3544 Current Rating: 3544 + 2708 = 6252 votesCurrent Rating: 3544 + 2708 = 6252 votes 2708

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 3092 = 6921 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 3092 = 6921 votes 3092

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
3972 Current Rating: 3972 + 3051 = 7023 votesCurrent Rating: 3972 + 3051 = 7023 votes 3051

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
3501 Current Rating: 3501 + 2572 = 6073 votesCurrent Rating: 3501 + 2572 = 6073 votes 2572

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
3482 Current Rating: 3482 + 2590 = 6072 votesCurrent Rating: 3482 + 2590 = 6072 votes 2590

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
4605 Current Rating: 4605 + 3701 = 8306 votesCurrent Rating: 4605 + 3701 = 8306 votes 3701

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
3789 Current Rating: 3789 + 3257 = 7046 votesCurrent Rating: 3789 + 3257 = 7046 votes 3257

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
4039 Current Rating: 4039 + 3437 = 7476 votesCurrent Rating: 4039 + 3437 = 7476 votes 3437

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
3751 Current Rating: 3751 + 2806 = 6557 votesCurrent Rating: 3751 + 2806 = 6557 votes 2806

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
6191 Current Rating: 6191 + 8854 = 15045 votesCurrent Rating: 6191 + 8854 = 15045 votes 8854

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
4067 Current Rating: 4067 + 3360 = 7427 votesCurrent Rating: 4067 + 3360 = 7427 votes 3360

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
5597 Current Rating: 5597 + 7684 = 13281 votesCurrent Rating: 5597 + 7684 = 13281 votes 7684


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
4619 Current Rating: 4619 + 3905 = 8524 votesCurrent Rating: 4619 + 3905 = 8524 votes 3905

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
5013 Current Rating: 5013 + 6850 = 11863 votesCurrent Rating: 5013 + 6850 = 11863 votes 6850

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
11512 Current Rating: 11512 + 13251 = 24763 votesCurrent Rating: 11512 + 13251 = 24763 votes 13251

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
6178 Current Rating: 6178 + 6623 = 12801 votesCurrent Rating: 6178 + 6623 = 12801 votes 6623

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 3240 = 7248 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 3240 = 7248 votes 3240

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
4399 Current Rating: 4399 + 6098 = 10497 votesCurrent Rating: 4399 + 6098 = 10497 votes 6098

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
3988 Current Rating: 3988 + 3105 = 7093 votesCurrent Rating: 3988 + 3105 = 7093 votes 3105

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
3774 Current Rating: 3774 + 4083 = 7857 votesCurrent Rating: 3774 + 4083 = 7857 votes 4083

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
4753 Current Rating: 4753 + 6589 = 11342 votesCurrent Rating: 4753 + 6589 = 11342 votes 6589

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
3479 Current Rating: 3479 + 2621 = 6100 votesCurrent Rating: 3479 + 2621 = 6100 votes 2621


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
4717 Current Rating: 4717 + 8538 = 13255 votesCurrent Rating: 4717 + 8538 = 13255 votes 8538

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
4210 Current Rating: 4210 + 4322 = 8532 votesCurrent Rating: 4210 + 4322 = 8532 votes 4322

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
3785 Current Rating: 3785 + 5600 = 9385 votesCurrent Rating: 3785 + 5600 = 9385 votes 5600

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
3777 Current Rating: 3777 + 3023 = 6800 votesCurrent Rating: 3777 + 3023 = 6800 votes 3023

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
3563 Current Rating: 3563 + 2886 = 6449 votesCurrent Rating: 3563 + 2886 = 6449 votes 2886

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
5963 Current Rating: 5963 + 5579 = 11542 votesCurrent Rating: 5963 + 5579 = 11542 votes 5579

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
4029 Current Rating: 4029 + 6895 = 10924 votesCurrent Rating: 4029 + 6895 = 10924 votes 6895

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
11405 Current Rating: 11405 + 11695 = 23100 votesCurrent Rating: 11405 + 11695 = 23100 votes 11695

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
4563 Current Rating: 4563 + 4249 = 8812 votesCurrent Rating: 4563 + 4249 = 8812 votes 4249

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
5169 Current Rating: 5169 + 6758 = 11927 votesCurrent Rating: 5169 + 6758 = 11927 votes 6758

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
5573 Current Rating: 5573 + 5209 = 10782 votesCurrent Rating: 5573 + 5209 = 10782 votes 5209

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
5257 Current Rating: 5257 + 4428 = 9685 votesCurrent Rating: 5257 + 4428 = 9685 votes 4428

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
10292 Current Rating: 10292 + 12815 = 23107 votesCurrent Rating: 10292 + 12815 = 23107 votes 12815

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
4893 Current Rating: 4893 + 6631 = 11524 votesCurrent Rating: 4893 + 6631 = 11524 votes 6631

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
5584 Current Rating: 5584 + 6525 = 12109 votesCurrent Rating: 5584 + 6525 = 12109 votes 6525

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
3856 Current Rating: 3856 + 3128 = 6984 votesCurrent Rating: 3856 + 3128 = 6984 votes 3128

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
4570 Current Rating: 4570 + 6316 = 10886 votesCurrent Rating: 4570 + 6316 = 10886 votes 6316

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
4489 Current Rating: 4489 + 3910 = 8399 votesCurrent Rating: 4489 + 3910 = 8399 votes 3910

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
3960 Current Rating: 3960 + 3575 = 7535 votesCurrent Rating: 3960 + 3575 = 7535 votes 3575

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
4892 Current Rating: 4892 + 5745 = 10637 votesCurrent Rating: 4892 + 5745 = 10637 votes 5745

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
4776 Current Rating: 4776 + 6591 = 11367 votesCurrent Rating: 4776 + 6591 = 11367 votes 6591

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
4122 Current Rating: 4122 + 3287 = 7409 votesCurrent Rating: 4122 + 3287 = 7409 votes 3287

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
3797 Current Rating: 3797 + 2929 = 6726 votesCurrent Rating: 3797 + 2929 = 6726 votes 2929

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
6027 Current Rating: 6027 + 7272 = 13299 votesCurrent Rating: 6027 + 7272 = 13299 votes 7272


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
4191 Current Rating: 4191 + 3388 = 7579 votesCurrent Rating: 4191 + 3388 = 7579 votes 3388

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
4337 Current Rating: 4337 + 4068 = 8405 votesCurrent Rating: 4337 + 4068 = 8405 votes 4068

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
3441 Current Rating: 3441 + 4428 = 7869 votesCurrent Rating: 3441 + 4428 = 7869 votes 4428

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
3853 Current Rating: 3853 + 3194 = 7047 votesCurrent Rating: 3853 + 3194 = 7047 votes 3194

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
3745 Current Rating: 3745 + 3782 = 7527 votesCurrent Rating: 3745 + 3782 = 7527 votes 3782

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
4798 Current Rating: 4798 + 6196 = 10994 votesCurrent Rating: 4798 + 6196 = 10994 votes 6196

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
4268 Current Rating: 4268 + 6020 = 10288 votesCurrent Rating: 4268 + 6020 = 10288 votes 6020

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
4123 Current Rating: 4123 + 6031 = 10154 votesCurrent Rating: 4123 + 6031 = 10154 votes 6031

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
3778 Current Rating: 3778 + 3165 = 6943 votesCurrent Rating: 3778 + 3165 = 6943 votes 3165

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
3560 Current Rating: 3560 + 2715 = 6275 votesCurrent Rating: 3560 + 2715 = 6275 votes 2715

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
6150 Current Rating: 6150 + 5648 = 11798 votesCurrent Rating: 6150 + 5648 = 11798 votes 5648

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
4322 Current Rating: 4322 + 4731 = 9053 votesCurrent Rating: 4322 + 4731 = 9053 votes 4731

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
3820 Current Rating: 3820 + 3560 = 7380 votesCurrent Rating: 3820 + 3560 = 7380 votes 3560

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
3864 Current Rating: 3864 + 5782 = 9646 votesCurrent Rating: 3864 + 5782 = 9646 votes 5782

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
3762 Current Rating: 3762 + 2893 = 6655 votesCurrent Rating: 3762 + 2893 = 6655 votes 2893

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 2988 = 6817 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 2988 = 6817 votes 2988

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
3541 Current Rating: 3541 + 2737 = 6278 votesCurrent Rating: 3541 + 2737 = 6278 votes 2737

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
3802 Current Rating: 3802 + 3114 = 6916 votesCurrent Rating: 3802 + 3114 = 6916 votes 3114

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
4018 Current Rating: 4018 + 3238 = 7256 votesCurrent Rating: 4018 + 3238 = 7256 votes 3238


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
3528 Current Rating: 3528 + 2605 = 6133 votesCurrent Rating: 3528 + 2605 = 6133 votes 2605

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
4050 Current Rating: 4050 + 5134 = 9184 votesCurrent Rating: 4050 + 5134 = 9184 votes 5134

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
4267 Current Rating: 4267 + 3321 = 7588 votesCurrent Rating: 4267 + 3321 = 7588 votes 3321

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
3889 Current Rating: 3889 + 3515 = 7404 votesCurrent Rating: 3889 + 3515 = 7404 votes 3515

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
4421 Current Rating: 4421 + 3632 = 8053 votesCurrent Rating: 4421 + 3632 = 8053 votes 3632

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
4071 Current Rating: 4071 + 5954 = 10025 votesCurrent Rating: 4071 + 5954 = 10025 votes 5954

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
5484 Current Rating: 5484 + 5747 = 11231 votesCurrent Rating: 5484 + 5747 = 11231 votes 5747

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
4194 Current Rating: 4194 + 5150 = 9344 votesCurrent Rating: 4194 + 5150 = 9344 votes 5150

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
3459 Current Rating: 3459 + 3049 = 6508 votesCurrent Rating: 3459 + 3049 = 6508 votes 3049

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
4647 Current Rating: 4647 + 4480 = 9127 votesCurrent Rating: 4647 + 4480 = 9127 votes 4480

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
11219 Current Rating: 11219 + 12030 = 23249 votesCurrent Rating: 11219 + 12030 = 23249 votes 12030

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
4175 Current Rating: 4175 + 3901 = 8076 votesCurrent Rating: 4175 + 3901 = 8076 votes 3901

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
3986 Current Rating: 3986 + 3350 = 7336 votesCurrent Rating: 3986 + 3350 = 7336 votes 3350

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
4081 Current Rating: 4081 + 3229 = 7310 votesCurrent Rating: 4081 + 3229 = 7310 votes 3229

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
4477 Current Rating: 4477 + 3584 = 8061 votesCurrent Rating: 4477 + 3584 = 8061 votes 3584


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
4113 Current Rating: 4113 + 3247 = 7360 votesCurrent Rating: 4113 + 3247 = 7360 votes 3247

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
4381 Current Rating: 4381 + 3613 = 7994 votesCurrent Rating: 4381 + 3613 = 7994 votes 3613

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
3996 Current Rating: 3996 + 3325 = 7321 votesCurrent Rating: 3996 + 3325 = 7321 votes 3325

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
5098 Current Rating: 5098 + 8676 = 13774 votesCurrent Rating: 5098 + 8676 = 13774 votes 8676

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
5041 Current Rating: 5041 + 4531 = 9572 votesCurrent Rating: 5041 + 4531 = 9572 votes 4531

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
9531 Current Rating: 9531 + 11322 = 20853 votesCurrent Rating: 9531 + 11322 = 20853 votes 11322

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
5213 Current Rating: 5213 + 4413 = 9626 votesCurrent Rating: 5213 + 4413 = 9626 votes 4413

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
3947 Current Rating: 3947 + 3162 = 7109 votesCurrent Rating: 3947 + 3162 = 7109 votes 3162

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
16260 Current Rating: 16260 + 17809 = 34069 votesCurrent Rating: 16260 + 17809 = 34069 votes 17809

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
4582 Current Rating: 4582 + 3848 = 8430 votesCurrent Rating: 4582 + 3848 = 8430 votes 3848

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
3133 Current Rating: 3133 + 2534 = 5667 votesCurrent Rating: 3133 + 2534 = 5667 votes 2534

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
4068 Current Rating: 4068 + 3498 = 7566 votesCurrent Rating: 4068 + 3498 = 7566 votes 3498

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
3566 Current Rating: 3566 + 2884 = 6450 votesCurrent Rating: 3566 + 2884 = 6450 votes 2884

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
4718 Current Rating: 4718 + 5653 = 10371 votesCurrent Rating: 4718 + 5653 = 10371 votes 5653

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
4100 Current Rating: 4100 + 3560 = 7660 votesCurrent Rating: 4100 + 3560 = 7660 votes 3560

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
4833 Current Rating: 4833 + 7137 = 11970 votesCurrent Rating: 4833 + 7137 = 11970 votes 7137

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
4898 Current Rating: 4898 + 6972 = 11870 votesCurrent Rating: 4898 + 6972 = 11870 votes 6972

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
5563 Current Rating: 5563 + 5974 = 11537 votesCurrent Rating: 5563 + 5974 = 11537 votes 5974

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
12676 Current Rating: 12676 + 13829 = 26505 votesCurrent Rating: 12676 + 13829 = 26505 votes 13829

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
9009 Current Rating: 9009 + 9783 = 18792 votesCurrent Rating: 9009 + 9783 = 18792 votes 9783

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
6109 Current Rating: 6109 + 6219 = 12328 votesCurrent Rating: 6109 + 6219 = 12328 votes 6219

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
4965 Current Rating: 4965 + 6296 = 11261 votesCurrent Rating: 4965 + 6296 = 11261 votes 6296

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
4443 Current Rating: 4443 + 3749 = 8192 votesCurrent Rating: 4443 + 3749 = 8192 votes 3749


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
4313 Current Rating: 4313 + 4632 = 8945 votesCurrent Rating: 4313 + 4632 = 8945 votes 4632

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
3847 Current Rating: 3847 + 5649 = 9496 votesCurrent Rating: 3847 + 5649 = 9496 votes 5649

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
5667 Current Rating: 5667 + 6921 = 12588 votesCurrent Rating: 5667 + 6921 = 12588 votes 6921

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
15247 Current Rating: 15247 + 18144 = 33391 votesCurrent Rating: 15247 + 18144 = 33391 votes 18144

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
5979 Current Rating: 5979 + 7138 = 13117 votesCurrent Rating: 5979 + 7138 = 13117 votes 7138

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
4577 Current Rating: 4577 + 3672 = 8249 votesCurrent Rating: 4577 + 3672 = 8249 votes 3672

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
4534 Current Rating: 4534 + 3614 = 8148 votesCurrent Rating: 4534 + 3614 = 8148 votes 3614

[1056] 13: I won t be long
5230 Current Rating: 5230 + 7949 = 13179 votesCurrent Rating: 5230 + 7949 = 13179 votes 7949

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
6674 Current Rating: 6674 + 6851 = 13525 votesCurrent Rating: 6674 + 6851 = 13525 votes 6851

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
4541 Current Rating: 4541 + 3626 = 8167 votesCurrent Rating: 4541 + 3626 = 8167 votes 3626

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
4920 Current Rating: 4920 + 4967 = 9887 votesCurrent Rating: 4920 + 4967 = 9887 votes 4967

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
3994 Current Rating: 3994 + 5907 = 9901 votesCurrent Rating: 3994 + 5907 = 9901 votes 5907

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
4116 Current Rating: 4116 + 3403 = 7519 votesCurrent Rating: 4116 + 3403 = 7519 votes 3403

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
4715 Current Rating: 4715 + 6666 = 11381 votesCurrent Rating: 4715 + 6666 = 11381 votes 6666

[1049] 6: Then she said
33875 Current Rating: 33875 + 35882 = 69757 votesCurrent Rating: 33875 + 35882 = 69757 votes 35882

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
4941 Current Rating: 4941 + 7336 = 12277 votesCurrent Rating: 4941 + 7336 = 12277 votes 7336

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
3306 Current Rating: 3306 + 2683 = 5989 votesCurrent Rating: 3306 + 2683 = 5989 votes 2683

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
3393 Current Rating: 3393 + 2556 = 5949 votesCurrent Rating: 3393 + 2556 = 5949 votes 2556

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
4125 Current Rating: 4125 + 3427 = 7552 votesCurrent Rating: 4125 + 3427 = 7552 votes 3427

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
5007 Current Rating: 5007 + 6684 = 11691 votesCurrent Rating: 5007 + 6684 = 11691 votes 6684


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
4295 Current Rating: 4295 + 3438 = 7733 votesCurrent Rating: 4295 + 3438 = 7733 votes 3438

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
4887 Current Rating: 4887 + 6518 = 11405 votesCurrent Rating: 4887 + 6518 = 11405 votes 6518

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
4597 Current Rating: 4597 + 3907 = 8504 votesCurrent Rating: 4597 + 3907 = 8504 votes 3907

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
8187 Current Rating: 8187 + 9354 = 17541 votesCurrent Rating: 8187 + 9354 = 17541 votes 9354

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
4822 Current Rating: 4822 + 3877 = 8699 votesCurrent Rating: 4822 + 3877 = 8699 votes 3877

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
4668 Current Rating: 4668 + 7372 = 12040 votesCurrent Rating: 4668 + 7372 = 12040 votes 7372

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
12001 Current Rating: 12001 + 13255 = 25256 votesCurrent Rating: 12001 + 13255 = 25256 votes 13255

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
18246 Current Rating: 18246 + 21968 = 40214 votesCurrent Rating: 18246 + 21968 = 40214 votes 21968

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
6398 Current Rating: 6398 + 8965 = 15363 votesCurrent Rating: 6398 + 8965 = 15363 votes 8965

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
4175 Current Rating: 4175 + 4292 = 8467 votesCurrent Rating: 4175 + 4292 = 8467 votes 4292

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
6098 Current Rating: 6098 + 6785 = 12883 votesCurrent Rating: 6098 + 6785 = 12883 votes 6785

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
7210 Current Rating: 7210 + 6958 = 14168 votesCurrent Rating: 7210 + 6958 = 14168 votes 6958

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
19110 Current Rating: 19110 + 20217 = 39327 votesCurrent Rating: 19110 + 20217 = 39327 votes 20217

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
4706 Current Rating: 4706 + 5564 = 10270 votesCurrent Rating: 4706 + 5564 = 10270 votes 5564

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
4611 Current Rating: 4611 + 6244 = 10855 votesCurrent Rating: 4611 + 6244 = 10855 votes 6244

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
4888 Current Rating: 4888 + 5788 = 10676 votesCurrent Rating: 4888 + 5788 = 10676 votes 5788

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
4486 Current Rating: 4486 + 3512 = 7998 votesCurrent Rating: 4486 + 3512 = 7998 votes 3512

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
4261 Current Rating: 4261 + 3464 = 7725 votesCurrent Rating: 4261 + 3464 = 7725 votes 3464






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