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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
8137 Current Rating: 8137 + 8822 = 16959 votesCurrent Rating: 8137 + 8822 = 16959 votes 8822

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
4678 Current Rating: 4678 + 4694 = 9372 votesCurrent Rating: 4678 + 4694 = 9372 votes 4694

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
5539 Current Rating: 5539 + 5095 = 10634 votesCurrent Rating: 5539 + 5095 = 10634 votes 5095

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
4718 Current Rating: 4718 + 6617 = 11335 votesCurrent Rating: 4718 + 6617 = 11335 votes 6617

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
4860 Current Rating: 4860 + 4914 = 9774 votesCurrent Rating: 4860 + 4914 = 9774 votes 4914

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
6016 Current Rating: 6016 + 5348 = 11364 votesCurrent Rating: 6016 + 5348 = 11364 votes 5348

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
4882 Current Rating: 4882 + 6751 = 11633 votesCurrent Rating: 4882 + 6751 = 11633 votes 6751

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
4896 Current Rating: 4896 + 3971 = 8867 votesCurrent Rating: 4896 + 3971 = 8867 votes 3971

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
5040 Current Rating: 5040 + 6964 = 12004 votesCurrent Rating: 5040 + 6964 = 12004 votes 6964

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
4567 Current Rating: 4567 + 4553 = 9120 votesCurrent Rating: 4567 + 4553 = 9120 votes 4553

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
4812 Current Rating: 4812 + 3908 = 8720 votesCurrent Rating: 4812 + 3908 = 8720 votes 3908

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
6711 Current Rating: 6711 + 5980 = 12691 votesCurrent Rating: 6711 + 5980 = 12691 votes 5980


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
4786 Current Rating: 4786 + 6569 = 11355 votesCurrent Rating: 4786 + 6569 = 11355 votes 6569

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
4246 Current Rating: 4246 + 6146 = 10392 votesCurrent Rating: 4246 + 6146 = 10392 votes 6146

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
4100 Current Rating: 4100 + 3116 = 7216 votesCurrent Rating: 4100 + 3116 = 7216 votes 3116

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
5529 Current Rating: 5529 + 4520 = 10049 votesCurrent Rating: 5529 + 4520 = 10049 votes 4520

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
4298 Current Rating: 4298 + 6161 = 10459 votesCurrent Rating: 4298 + 6161 = 10459 votes 6161

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
4223 Current Rating: 4223 + 5882 = 10105 votesCurrent Rating: 4223 + 5882 = 10105 votes 5882

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
4923 Current Rating: 4923 + 5717 = 10640 votesCurrent Rating: 4923 + 5717 = 10640 votes 5717

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
4508 Current Rating: 4508 + 4554 = 9062 votesCurrent Rating: 4508 + 4554 = 9062 votes 4554

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
4719 Current Rating: 4719 + 3800 = 8519 votesCurrent Rating: 4719 + 3800 = 8519 votes 3800

[1220] 13: I need a double now
4468 Current Rating: 4468 + 6313 = 10781 votesCurrent Rating: 4468 + 6313 = 10781 votes 6313

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
4175 Current Rating: 4175 + 3188 = 7363 votesCurrent Rating: 4175 + 3188 = 7363 votes 3188

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
5001 Current Rating: 5001 + 5235 = 10236 votesCurrent Rating: 5001 + 5235 = 10236 votes 5235

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
6783 Current Rating: 6783 + 6776 = 13559 votesCurrent Rating: 6783 + 6776 = 13559 votes 6776

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
5233 Current Rating: 5233 + 4225 = 9458 votesCurrent Rating: 5233 + 4225 = 9458 votes 4225

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
4855 Current Rating: 4855 + 4186 = 9041 votesCurrent Rating: 4855 + 4186 = 9041 votes 4186

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
4627 Current Rating: 4627 + 3629 = 8256 votesCurrent Rating: 4627 + 3629 = 8256 votes 3629

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
5978 Current Rating: 5978 + 8096 = 14074 votesCurrent Rating: 5978 + 8096 = 14074 votes 8096

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
5434 Current Rating: 5434 + 4693 = 10127 votesCurrent Rating: 5434 + 4693 = 10127 votes 4693


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
4730 Current Rating: 4730 + 4004 = 8734 votesCurrent Rating: 4730 + 4004 = 8734 votes 4004

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
5883 Current Rating: 5883 + 6103 = 11986 votesCurrent Rating: 5883 + 6103 = 11986 votes 6103

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
5709 Current Rating: 5709 + 5211 = 10920 votesCurrent Rating: 5709 + 5211 = 10920 votes 5211

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
12512 Current Rating: 12512 + 15010 = 27522 votesCurrent Rating: 12512 + 15010 = 27522 votes 15010

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
7081 Current Rating: 7081 + 10519 = 17600 votesCurrent Rating: 7081 + 10519 = 17600 votes 10519

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
5121 Current Rating: 5121 + 4283 = 9404 votesCurrent Rating: 5121 + 4283 = 9404 votes 4283

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
15546 Current Rating: 15546 + 16979 = 32525 votesCurrent Rating: 15546 + 16979 = 32525 votes 16979

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
6930 Current Rating: 6930 + 6857 = 13787 votesCurrent Rating: 6930 + 6857 = 13787 votes 6857

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
5572 Current Rating: 5572 + 4501 = 10073 votesCurrent Rating: 5572 + 4501 = 10073 votes 4501

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
6575 Current Rating: 6575 + 9901 = 16476 votesCurrent Rating: 6575 + 9901 = 16476 votes 9901

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
5594 Current Rating: 5594 + 4609 = 10203 votesCurrent Rating: 5594 + 4609 = 10203 votes 4609

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
4388 Current Rating: 4388 + 3444 = 7832 votesCurrent Rating: 4388 + 3444 = 7832 votes 3444

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
4913 Current Rating: 4913 + 4026 = 8939 votesCurrent Rating: 4913 + 4026 = 8939 votes 4026

[1198] 10: Good morning class
5420 Current Rating: 5420 + 4672 = 10092 votesCurrent Rating: 5420 + 4672 = 10092 votes 4672

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
6713 Current Rating: 6713 + 5885 = 12598 votesCurrent Rating: 6713 + 5885 = 12598 votes 5885

[1196] 8: I
6304 Current Rating: 6304 + 6020 = 12324 votesCurrent Rating: 6304 + 6020 = 12324 votes 6020

[1195] 7: I do believe I
8333 Current Rating: 8333 + 8567 = 16900 votesCurrent Rating: 8333 + 8567 = 16900 votes 8567

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
4741 Current Rating: 4741 + 3873 = 8614 votesCurrent Rating: 4741 + 3873 = 8614 votes 3873

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
7522 Current Rating: 7522 + 7772 = 15294 votesCurrent Rating: 7522 + 7772 = 15294 votes 7772

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
5588 Current Rating: 5588 + 5316 = 10904 votesCurrent Rating: 5588 + 5316 = 10904 votes 5316

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
8202 Current Rating: 8202 + 7264 = 15466 votesCurrent Rating: 8202 + 7264 = 15466 votes 7264


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
5641 Current Rating: 5641 + 4609 = 10250 votesCurrent Rating: 5641 + 4609 = 10250 votes 4609

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
17023 Current Rating: 17023 + 18751 = 35774 votesCurrent Rating: 17023 + 18751 = 35774 votes 18751

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
11280 Current Rating: 11280 + 12221 = 23501 votesCurrent Rating: 11280 + 12221 = 23501 votes 12221

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
6116 Current Rating: 6116 + 5159 = 11275 votesCurrent Rating: 6116 + 5159 = 11275 votes 5159

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
5798 Current Rating: 5798 + 4948 = 10746 votesCurrent Rating: 5798 + 4948 = 10746 votes 4948

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
6228 Current Rating: 6228 + 7283 = 13511 votesCurrent Rating: 6228 + 7283 = 13511 votes 7283

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
4863 Current Rating: 4863 + 4279 = 9142 votesCurrent Rating: 4863 + 4279 = 9142 votes 4279

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
4567 Current Rating: 4567 + 3514 = 8081 votesCurrent Rating: 4567 + 3514 = 8081 votes 3514

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
4663 Current Rating: 4663 + 3782 = 8445 votesCurrent Rating: 4663 + 3782 = 8445 votes 3782

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
6498 Current Rating: 6498 + 9131 = 15629 votesCurrent Rating: 6498 + 9131 = 15629 votes 9131

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
4094 Current Rating: 4094 + 3404 = 7498 votesCurrent Rating: 4094 + 3404 = 7498 votes 3404

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
5476 Current Rating: 5476 + 4541 = 10017 votesCurrent Rating: 5476 + 4541 = 10017 votes 4541

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
4821 Current Rating: 4821 + 4452 = 9273 votesCurrent Rating: 4821 + 4452 = 9273 votes 4452

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
4759 Current Rating: 4759 + 6553 = 11312 votesCurrent Rating: 4759 + 6553 = 11312 votes 6553

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
5007 Current Rating: 5007 + 4176 = 9183 votesCurrent Rating: 5007 + 4176 = 9183 votes 4176

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
5617 Current Rating: 5617 + 5841 = 11458 votesCurrent Rating: 5617 + 5841 = 11458 votes 5841

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
4693 Current Rating: 4693 + 3691 = 8384 votesCurrent Rating: 4693 + 3691 = 8384 votes 3691

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
5028 Current Rating: 5028 + 4262 = 9290 votesCurrent Rating: 5028 + 4262 = 9290 votes 4262

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
4877 Current Rating: 4877 + 3981 = 8858 votesCurrent Rating: 4877 + 3981 = 8858 votes 3981

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
4075 Current Rating: 4075 + 4225 = 8300 votesCurrent Rating: 4075 + 4225 = 8300 votes 4225


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
5118 Current Rating: 5118 + 4375 = 9493 votesCurrent Rating: 5118 + 4375 = 9493 votes 4375

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
4751 Current Rating: 4751 + 3747 = 8498 votesCurrent Rating: 4751 + 3747 = 8498 votes 3747

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
5499 Current Rating: 5499 + 5456 = 10955 votesCurrent Rating: 5499 + 5456 = 10955 votes 5456

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
4866 Current Rating: 4866 + 4071 = 8937 votesCurrent Rating: 4866 + 4071 = 8937 votes 4071

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
4347 Current Rating: 4347 + 3487 = 7834 votesCurrent Rating: 4347 + 3487 = 7834 votes 3487

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
4499 Current Rating: 4499 + 3702 = 8201 votesCurrent Rating: 4499 + 3702 = 8201 votes 3702

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
4896 Current Rating: 4896 + 3902 = 8798 votesCurrent Rating: 4896 + 3902 = 8798 votes 3902

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
4185 Current Rating: 4185 + 3168 = 7353 votesCurrent Rating: 4185 + 3168 = 7353 votes 3168

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
4144 Current Rating: 4144 + 3202 = 7346 votesCurrent Rating: 4144 + 3202 = 7346 votes 3202

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
5454 Current Rating: 5454 + 4497 = 9951 votesCurrent Rating: 5454 + 4497 = 9951 votes 4497

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
4597 Current Rating: 4597 + 4013 = 8610 votesCurrent Rating: 4597 + 4013 = 8610 votes 4013

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
4668 Current Rating: 4668 + 4016 = 8684 votesCurrent Rating: 4668 + 4016 = 8684 votes 4016

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
4392 Current Rating: 4392 + 3419 = 7811 votesCurrent Rating: 4392 + 3419 = 7811 votes 3419

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
7171 Current Rating: 7171 + 9796 = 16967 votesCurrent Rating: 7171 + 9796 = 16967 votes 9796

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
4815 Current Rating: 4815 + 4092 = 8907 votesCurrent Rating: 4815 + 4092 = 8907 votes 4092

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
6232 Current Rating: 6232 + 8271 = 14503 votesCurrent Rating: 6232 + 8271 = 14503 votes 8271


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
5744 Current Rating: 5744 + 4997 = 10741 votesCurrent Rating: 5744 + 4997 = 10741 votes 4997

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
5633 Current Rating: 5633 + 7425 = 13058 votesCurrent Rating: 5633 + 7425 = 13058 votes 7425

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
12565 Current Rating: 12565 + 14272 = 26837 votesCurrent Rating: 12565 + 14272 = 26837 votes 14272

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
7001 Current Rating: 7001 + 7399 = 14400 votesCurrent Rating: 7001 + 7399 = 14400 votes 7399

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
4687 Current Rating: 4687 + 3856 = 8543 votesCurrent Rating: 4687 + 3856 = 8543 votes 3856

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
5250 Current Rating: 5250 + 6848 = 12098 votesCurrent Rating: 5250 + 6848 = 12098 votes 6848

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
4707 Current Rating: 4707 + 3722 = 8429 votesCurrent Rating: 4707 + 3722 = 8429 votes 3722

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
4575 Current Rating: 4575 + 4842 = 9417 votesCurrent Rating: 4575 + 4842 = 9417 votes 4842

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
5674 Current Rating: 5674 + 7422 = 13096 votesCurrent Rating: 5674 + 7422 = 13096 votes 7422

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
4174 Current Rating: 4174 + 3274 = 7448 votesCurrent Rating: 4174 + 3274 = 7448 votes 3274


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
5709 Current Rating: 5709 + 9294 = 15003 votesCurrent Rating: 5709 + 9294 = 15003 votes 9294

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
5180 Current Rating: 5180 + 5192 = 10372 votesCurrent Rating: 5180 + 5192 = 10372 votes 5192

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
4548 Current Rating: 4548 + 6296 = 10844 votesCurrent Rating: 4548 + 6296 = 10844 votes 6296

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
4599 Current Rating: 4599 + 3770 = 8369 votesCurrent Rating: 4599 + 3770 = 8369 votes 3770

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
4457 Current Rating: 4457 + 3739 = 8196 votesCurrent Rating: 4457 + 3739 = 8196 votes 3739

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
6842 Current Rating: 6842 + 6415 = 13257 votesCurrent Rating: 6842 + 6415 = 13257 votes 6415

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
4653 Current Rating: 4653 + 7482 = 12135 votesCurrent Rating: 4653 + 7482 = 12135 votes 7482

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
12107 Current Rating: 12107 + 12407 = 24514 votesCurrent Rating: 12107 + 12407 = 24514 votes 12407

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
5468 Current Rating: 5468 + 5094 = 10562 votesCurrent Rating: 5468 + 5094 = 10562 votes 5094

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
6030 Current Rating: 6030 + 7575 = 13605 votesCurrent Rating: 6030 + 7575 = 13605 votes 7575

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
6182 Current Rating: 6182 + 5757 = 11939 votesCurrent Rating: 6182 + 5757 = 11939 votes 5757

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
6115 Current Rating: 6115 + 5295 = 11410 votesCurrent Rating: 6115 + 5295 = 11410 votes 5295

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
11244 Current Rating: 11244 + 13753 = 24997 votesCurrent Rating: 11244 + 13753 = 24997 votes 13753

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
5934 Current Rating: 5934 + 7666 = 13600 votesCurrent Rating: 5934 + 7666 = 13600 votes 7666

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
6488 Current Rating: 6488 + 7341 = 13829 votesCurrent Rating: 6488 + 7341 = 13829 votes 7341

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
4755 Current Rating: 4755 + 3967 = 8722 votesCurrent Rating: 4755 + 3967 = 8722 votes 3967

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
5378 Current Rating: 5378 + 7062 = 12440 votesCurrent Rating: 5378 + 7062 = 12440 votes 7062

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
5573 Current Rating: 5573 + 4962 = 10535 votesCurrent Rating: 5573 + 4962 = 10535 votes 4962

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
4617 Current Rating: 4617 + 4172 = 8789 votesCurrent Rating: 4617 + 4172 = 8789 votes 4172

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
5785 Current Rating: 5785 + 6608 = 12393 votesCurrent Rating: 5785 + 6608 = 12393 votes 6608

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
5647 Current Rating: 5647 + 7442 = 13089 votesCurrent Rating: 5647 + 7442 = 13089 votes 7442

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
4910 Current Rating: 4910 + 4005 = 8915 votesCurrent Rating: 4910 + 4005 = 8915 votes 4005

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
4477 Current Rating: 4477 + 3564 = 8041 votesCurrent Rating: 4477 + 3564 = 8041 votes 3564

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
7033 Current Rating: 7033 + 8237 = 15270 votesCurrent Rating: 7033 + 8237 = 15270 votes 8237


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
5061 Current Rating: 5061 + 4220 = 9281 votesCurrent Rating: 5061 + 4220 = 9281 votes 4220

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
5291 Current Rating: 5291 + 4930 = 10221 votesCurrent Rating: 5291 + 4930 = 10221 votes 4930

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
4650 Current Rating: 4650 + 5593 = 10243 votesCurrent Rating: 4650 + 5593 = 10243 votes 5593

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
4794 Current Rating: 4794 + 4113 = 8907 votesCurrent Rating: 4794 + 4113 = 8907 votes 4113

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
4484 Current Rating: 4484 + 4475 = 8959 votesCurrent Rating: 4484 + 4475 = 8959 votes 4475

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
5724 Current Rating: 5724 + 7056 = 12780 votesCurrent Rating: 5724 + 7056 = 12780 votes 7056

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
5048 Current Rating: 5048 + 6742 = 11790 votesCurrent Rating: 5048 + 6742 = 11790 votes 6742

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
4790 Current Rating: 4790 + 6620 = 11410 votesCurrent Rating: 4790 + 6620 = 11410 votes 6620

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
4461 Current Rating: 4461 + 3781 = 8242 votesCurrent Rating: 4461 + 3781 = 8242 votes 3781

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
4253 Current Rating: 4253 + 3347 = 7600 votesCurrent Rating: 4253 + 3347 = 7600 votes 3347

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
7085 Current Rating: 7085 + 6532 = 13617 votesCurrent Rating: 7085 + 6532 = 13617 votes 6532

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
5294 Current Rating: 5294 + 5591 = 10885 votesCurrent Rating: 5294 + 5591 = 10885 votes 5591

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
4528 Current Rating: 4528 + 4226 = 8754 votesCurrent Rating: 4528 + 4226 = 8754 votes 4226

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
4585 Current Rating: 4585 + 6447 = 11032 votesCurrent Rating: 4585 + 6447 = 11032 votes 6447

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
4421 Current Rating: 4421 + 3508 = 7929 votesCurrent Rating: 4421 + 3508 = 7929 votes 3508

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
4696 Current Rating: 4696 + 3766 = 8462 votesCurrent Rating: 4696 + 3766 = 8462 votes 3766

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
4203 Current Rating: 4203 + 3375 = 7578 votesCurrent Rating: 4203 + 3375 = 7578 votes 3375

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
4503 Current Rating: 4503 + 3806 = 8309 votesCurrent Rating: 4503 + 3806 = 8309 votes 3806

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
4831 Current Rating: 4831 + 3975 = 8806 votesCurrent Rating: 4831 + 3975 = 8806 votes 3975


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
4247 Current Rating: 4247 + 3248 = 7495 votesCurrent Rating: 4247 + 3248 = 7495 votes 3248

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
4844 Current Rating: 4844 + 5836 = 10680 votesCurrent Rating: 4844 + 5836 = 10680 votes 5836

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
5168 Current Rating: 5168 + 4170 = 9338 votesCurrent Rating: 5168 + 4170 = 9338 votes 4170

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
4590 Current Rating: 4590 + 4125 = 8715 votesCurrent Rating: 4590 + 4125 = 8715 votes 4125

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
5404 Current Rating: 5404 + 4537 = 9941 votesCurrent Rating: 5404 + 4537 = 9941 votes 4537

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
4722 Current Rating: 4722 + 6527 = 11249 votesCurrent Rating: 4722 + 6527 = 11249 votes 6527

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
6339 Current Rating: 6339 + 6577 = 12916 votesCurrent Rating: 6339 + 6577 = 12916 votes 6577

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
4804 Current Rating: 4804 + 5716 = 10520 votesCurrent Rating: 4804 + 5716 = 10520 votes 5716

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
4142 Current Rating: 4142 + 3672 = 7814 votesCurrent Rating: 4142 + 3672 = 7814 votes 3672

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
5305 Current Rating: 5305 + 5062 = 10367 votesCurrent Rating: 5305 + 5062 = 10367 votes 5062

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
11918 Current Rating: 11918 + 12729 = 24647 votesCurrent Rating: 11918 + 12729 = 24647 votes 12729

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
4883 Current Rating: 4883 + 4582 = 9465 votesCurrent Rating: 4883 + 4582 = 9465 votes 4582

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
4771 Current Rating: 4771 + 4070 = 8841 votesCurrent Rating: 4771 + 4070 = 8841 votes 4070

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
5006 Current Rating: 5006 + 4112 = 9118 votesCurrent Rating: 5006 + 4112 = 9118 votes 4112

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
5284 Current Rating: 5284 + 4301 = 9585 votesCurrent Rating: 5284 + 4301 = 9585 votes 4301


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
4888 Current Rating: 4888 + 3947 = 8835 votesCurrent Rating: 4888 + 3947 = 8835 votes 3947

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
5038 Current Rating: 5038 + 4176 = 9214 votesCurrent Rating: 5038 + 4176 = 9214 votes 4176

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
4786 Current Rating: 4786 + 3901 = 8687 votesCurrent Rating: 4786 + 3901 = 8687 votes 3901

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
5711 Current Rating: 5711 + 9224 = 14935 votesCurrent Rating: 5711 + 9224 = 14935 votes 9224

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
6210 Current Rating: 6210 + 5654 = 11864 votesCurrent Rating: 6210 + 5654 = 11864 votes 5654

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
10259 Current Rating: 10259 + 12001 = 22260 votesCurrent Rating: 10259 + 12001 = 22260 votes 12001

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
6133 Current Rating: 6133 + 5270 = 11403 votesCurrent Rating: 6133 + 5270 = 11403 votes 5270

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
4881 Current Rating: 4881 + 3994 = 8875 votesCurrent Rating: 4881 + 3994 = 8875 votes 3994

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
17077 Current Rating: 17077 + 18645 = 35722 votesCurrent Rating: 17077 + 18645 = 35722 votes 18645

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
5467 Current Rating: 5467 + 4667 = 10134 votesCurrent Rating: 5467 + 4667 = 10134 votes 4667

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
3852 Current Rating: 3852 + 3207 = 7059 votesCurrent Rating: 3852 + 3207 = 7059 votes 3207

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
4708 Current Rating: 4708 + 4112 = 8820 votesCurrent Rating: 4708 + 4112 = 8820 votes 4112

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
4254 Current Rating: 4254 + 3474 = 7728 votesCurrent Rating: 4254 + 3474 = 7728 votes 3474

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
5375 Current Rating: 5375 + 6227 = 11602 votesCurrent Rating: 5375 + 6227 = 11602 votes 6227

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
4770 Current Rating: 4770 + 4150 = 8920 votesCurrent Rating: 4770 + 4150 = 8920 votes 4150

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
5463 Current Rating: 5463 + 7689 = 13152 votesCurrent Rating: 5463 + 7689 = 13152 votes 7689

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
5688 Current Rating: 5688 + 7687 = 13375 votesCurrent Rating: 5688 + 7687 = 13375 votes 7687

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
6294 Current Rating: 6294 + 6670 = 12964 votesCurrent Rating: 6294 + 6670 = 12964 votes 6670

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
13619 Current Rating: 13619 + 14768 = 28387 votesCurrent Rating: 13619 + 14768 = 28387 votes 14768

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
9617 Current Rating: 9617 + 10335 = 19952 votesCurrent Rating: 9617 + 10335 = 19952 votes 10335

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
7014 Current Rating: 7014 + 7058 = 14072 votesCurrent Rating: 7014 + 7058 = 14072 votes 7058

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
5831 Current Rating: 5831 + 7100 = 12931 votesCurrent Rating: 5831 + 7100 = 12931 votes 7100

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
5333 Current Rating: 5333 + 4532 = 9865 votesCurrent Rating: 5333 + 4532 = 9865 votes 4532


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
5205 Current Rating: 5205 + 5493 = 10698 votesCurrent Rating: 5205 + 5493 = 10698 votes 5493

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
4501 Current Rating: 4501 + 6255 = 10756 votesCurrent Rating: 4501 + 6255 = 10756 votes 6255

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
6679 Current Rating: 6679 + 7863 = 14542 votesCurrent Rating: 6679 + 7863 = 14542 votes 7863

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
15951 Current Rating: 15951 + 18852 = 34803 votesCurrent Rating: 15951 + 18852 = 34803 votes 18852

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
6592 Current Rating: 6592 + 7720 = 14312 votesCurrent Rating: 6592 + 7720 = 14312 votes 7720

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
5220 Current Rating: 5220 + 4261 = 9481 votesCurrent Rating: 5220 + 4261 = 9481 votes 4261

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
5402 Current Rating: 5402 + 4420 = 9822 votesCurrent Rating: 5402 + 4420 = 9822 votes 4420

[1056] 13: I won t be long
6243 Current Rating: 6243 + 8874 = 15117 votesCurrent Rating: 6243 + 8874 = 15117 votes 8874

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
7560 Current Rating: 7560 + 7721 = 15281 votesCurrent Rating: 7560 + 7721 = 15281 votes 7721

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
5411 Current Rating: 5411 + 4416 = 9827 votesCurrent Rating: 5411 + 4416 = 9827 votes 4416

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
5771 Current Rating: 5771 + 5773 = 11544 votesCurrent Rating: 5771 + 5773 = 11544 votes 5773

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
4748 Current Rating: 4748 + 6619 = 11367 votesCurrent Rating: 4748 + 6619 = 11367 votes 6619

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
5046 Current Rating: 5046 + 4242 = 9288 votesCurrent Rating: 5046 + 4242 = 9288 votes 4242

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
5382 Current Rating: 5382 + 7251 = 12633 votesCurrent Rating: 5382 + 7251 = 12633 votes 7251

[1049] 6: Then she said
34539 Current Rating: 34539 + 36506 = 71045 votesCurrent Rating: 34539 + 36506 = 71045 votes 36506

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
5554 Current Rating: 5554 + 7890 = 13444 votesCurrent Rating: 5554 + 7890 = 13444 votes 7890

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
3954 Current Rating: 3954 + 3307 = 7261 votesCurrent Rating: 3954 + 3307 = 7261 votes 3307

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
4189 Current Rating: 4189 + 3308 = 7497 votesCurrent Rating: 4189 + 3308 = 7497 votes 3308

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
4978 Current Rating: 4978 + 4229 = 9207 votesCurrent Rating: 4978 + 4229 = 9207 votes 4229

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
5760 Current Rating: 5760 + 7382 = 13142 votesCurrent Rating: 5760 + 7382 = 13142 votes 7382


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
5203 Current Rating: 5203 + 4272 = 9475 votesCurrent Rating: 5203 + 4272 = 9475 votes 4272

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
5761 Current Rating: 5761 + 7331 = 13092 votesCurrent Rating: 5761 + 7331 = 13092 votes 7331

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
5411 Current Rating: 5411 + 4636 = 10047 votesCurrent Rating: 5411 + 4636 = 10047 votes 4636

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
8780 Current Rating: 8780 + 9896 = 18676 votesCurrent Rating: 8780 + 9896 = 18676 votes 9896

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
5690 Current Rating: 5690 + 4662 = 10352 votesCurrent Rating: 5690 + 4662 = 10352 votes 4662

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
5374 Current Rating: 5374 + 8004 = 13378 votesCurrent Rating: 5374 + 8004 = 13378 votes 8004

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
13259 Current Rating: 13259 + 14459 = 27718 votesCurrent Rating: 13259 + 14459 = 27718 votes 14459

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
19365 Current Rating: 19365 + 22988 = 42353 votesCurrent Rating: 19365 + 22988 = 42353 votes 22988

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
7283 Current Rating: 7283 + 9816 = 17099 votesCurrent Rating: 7283 + 9816 = 17099 votes 9816

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
4916 Current Rating: 4916 + 4994 = 9910 votesCurrent Rating: 4916 + 4994 = 9910 votes 4994

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
6979 Current Rating: 6979 + 7592 = 14571 votesCurrent Rating: 6979 + 7592 = 14571 votes 7592

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
8125 Current Rating: 8125 + 7854 = 15979 votesCurrent Rating: 8125 + 7854 = 15979 votes 7854

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
5531 Current Rating: 5531 + 6351 = 11882 votesCurrent Rating: 5531 + 6351 = 11882 votes 6351

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
5217 Current Rating: 5217 + 6820 = 12037 votesCurrent Rating: 5217 + 6820 = 12037 votes 6820

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
5619 Current Rating: 5619 + 6490 = 12109 votesCurrent Rating: 5619 + 6490 = 12109 votes 6490

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
5114 Current Rating: 5114 + 4121 = 9235 votesCurrent Rating: 5114 + 4121 = 9235 votes 4121

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
4999 Current Rating: 4999 + 4158 = 9157 votesCurrent Rating: 4999 + 4158 = 9157 votes 4158






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