|
| Archives:
2025 2024 2023 2022 2021
2020 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015
2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009
Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
22590    27374
[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
28565 27030
[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
31279 30287
[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
29590 31002
[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
21443 20581
[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
39175 41777
[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
17920 18567
[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
23014 22021
[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
22120 22709
[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
24981 24121
[1231] 2: How can I help you?
18646 16347
[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
33657 32951
| |
Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
23697 24569
[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
25385 27311
[1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on
23363 21075
[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
29460 28527
[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
27387 28394
[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
16115 16878
[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
26238 26231
[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
20915 19366
[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
26268 24562
[1220] 13: I need a double now
36589 37337
[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
25713 24231
[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
28737 27914
[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
18831 19172
[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
26662 24583
[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
23610 22508
[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
31522 31916
[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
15505 16256
[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
30679 28982
| |
|
Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
47852 46601
[1210] 30: I don t understand women
22280 22321
[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
17221 16164
[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
30990 32679
[1207] 27: What are you watching?
26914 30404
[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
22659 20550
[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
44370 45284
[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
22808 21986
[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
24280 22645
[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
29138 31686
[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
34281 33384
[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
25795 23830
[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
23951 22110
[1198] 10: Good morning class
34226 32390
[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
32304 32119
[1196] 8: I
16842 15770
[1195] 7: I do believe I
22504 22568
[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
26948 25073
[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
28959 31502
[1192] 2: This news report says ...
15359 11441
[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
40285 40488
| |
Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
33969 26841
[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
40223 37558
[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
32697 33450
[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
23327 18808
[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
31991 26120
[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
27554 23263
[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
17847 14548
[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
16723 13279
[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
33453 31340
[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
30885 33399
[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
14163 12659
[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
28229 26716
[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
14828 13354
[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
39457 39314
[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
29563 27260
[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
21378 20559
[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
28799 26920
[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
33759 30674
[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
19759 17711
[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
15685 13634
| |
|
Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
26715 23377
[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
27807 20772
[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
59459 51080
[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
24839 19594
[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
34281 30229
[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
19443 16833
[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
16246 13895
[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
16932 15231
[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
24574 23990
[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
19441 18103
[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
33487 31597
[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
19587 17574
[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
23090 18916
[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
16936 18887
[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
17452 15997
[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
24806 26417
| |
Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
25051 22195
[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
24532 26465
[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
25825 26813
[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
29981 30072
[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
18975 16997
[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again …
32161 32934
[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
18274 15915
[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight …
25368 24861
[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
53364 62471
[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
10415 8845
| |
|
Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
28213 31101
[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
23822 22600
[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
18679 19256
[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
13903 11903
[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
18842 15777
[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
27900 26950
[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
18475 20008
[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
64698 70130
[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
44741 46082
[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
28656 31432
[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
46361 45047
[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
25021 24149
[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
39033 41090
[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
21889 22326
[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
27287 27251
[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
27211 25861
[1128] 8: Ooo, he
25014 26115
[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
18982 17090
[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
22634 21137
[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
14021 14103
[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
25052 26249
[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
29544 28038
[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
18206 16337
[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
25174 26258
| |
May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
16642 14649
[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
38023 35973
[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
26318 26548
[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
37603 35911
[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
15670 13571
[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
18995 19112
[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
19274 19215
[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
27921 27444
[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
25659 24872
[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
25261 23720
[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
25777 24775
[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
23125 22520
[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
22673 21018
[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
11175 11658
[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
28724 28216
[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
26434 25584
[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
18729 17150
[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
25746 24105
[1102] 1: I know it s election time
22926 21085
| |
|
Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
17446 15657
[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
25465 25116
[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
36415 38170
[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
12690 9689
[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
26308 24401
[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
17794 14367
[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
13715 13275
[1094] 8: What s going on here?
29475 28227
[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
66074 67451
[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
21409 20290
[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
32629 32665
[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
13975 12566
[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
26904 24798
[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
27893 27300
[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
24015 22190
| |
Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
18824 16127
[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
13693 11917
[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
23742 21330
[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
23839 27209
[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
27895 27268
[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
24888 26215
[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
25144 24582
[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
32467 30511
[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
30842 31750
[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
19782 18244
[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
29469 28277
[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
21804 20094
[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
15287 13514
[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
20603 20845
[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
25293 23307
[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
36133 38322
[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
26100 27516
[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
25863 25548
[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
31856 30815
[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
24227 24448
[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
28808 29316
[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
24937 25854
[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
16614 14791
| |
|
Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
24875 24714
[1062] 19: You look hung-over
22052 23643
[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
21527 22211
[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
30351 32970
[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
20583 21120
[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
26805 25106
[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
20429 18160
[1056] 13: I won t be long
35136 40102
[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
30811 31593
[1054] 11: What are you doing?
40241 38152
[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
22601 20952
[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
23693 24133
[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
33185 30657
[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
23852 22914
[1049] 6: Then she said
41952 43718
[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
26949 28610
[1047] 4: It says here on this website
26255 25027
[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through …
21941 21106
[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
32006 28971
[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
17997 17742
| |
Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
21670 18568
[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
37790 40012
[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
31523 29626
[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
30736 31855
[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
18812 14889
[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
34066 31411
[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
46631 38935
[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
37399 36285
[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
35474 35238
[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
26407 23735
[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
32178 29579
[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
90114 150163
[1031] 6: Damn it all!
68608 69343
[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
25763 25954
[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
37106 38185
[1028] 3: What are you reading?
21813 21899
[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
33543 31434
[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
25650 23885
| |
|
twitter 
facebook 
