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Dec 2014 [1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa 6743   7514 [1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year 3437   3574 [1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done 4131   3783 [1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays? 3638   5619 [1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore 3647   3773 [1236] 10: We moved into a really old house 4610   4016 [1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike 3697   5676 [1234] 8: Ok I m out of here 3668   2841 [1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight? 3918   5902 [1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night 3503   3582 [1231] 2: How can I help you? 3652   2819 [1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home 5153   4651
| | Nov 2014 [1229] 28: How have things been since our last session? 3618   5467 [1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun 3293   5263 [1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on 3139   2227 [1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us 4116   3154 [1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men 3275   5240 [1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight? 3272   5004 [1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment? 3459   4393 [1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away 3447   3559 [1221] 17: So you want to get married do you? 3620   2789 [1220] 13: I need a double now 3468   5378 [1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted 3222   2288 [1218] 11: Look what I have ... 3809   4126 [1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor 4367   3422 [1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight? 4076   3127 [1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys 3659   3071 [1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening? 3493   2607 [1213] 4: So how was your Halloween? 5101   7313 [1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already 4186   3484
| | | Oct 2014 [1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help 3820   3174 [1210] 30: I don t understand women 5048   5354 [1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend? 4594   4165 [1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery 11453   13968 [1207] 27: What are you watching? 6138   9638 [1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke 3932   3161 [1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke 14342   15773 [1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years 6141   6118 [1203] 20: Thanks for the invite 4449   3486 [1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 5450   8868 [1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please 4464   3597 [1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals 3456   2574 [1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night? 3632   2790 [1198] 10: Good morning class 4040   3337 [1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married? 5527   4785 [1196] 8: I 5412   5213 [1195] 7: I do believe I 7407   7673 [1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today 3708   2920 [1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work? 6707   7005 [1192] 2: This news report says ... 4688   4510 [1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month 6922   5993
| | Sep 2014 [1190] 30: Our time is almost up 4428   3489 [1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now! 15909   17654 [1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie 10031   10972 [1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom 4893   4009 [1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you? 4287   3520 [1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend 4875   6023 [1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something? 3806   3268 [1183] 18: Hi, I m home 3483   2542 [1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets 3463   2647 [1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today 5418   8079 [1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow 3121   2508 [1179] 12: This online survey asked women 4313   3445 [1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there? 3569   3251 [1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time? 3652   5544 [1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical 3833   3062 [1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time? 4233   4497 [1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced 3499   2590 [1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here 3962   3243 [1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons 3666   2819 [1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight 3103   3321
| | | Aug 2014 [1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place? 3727   3030 [1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you? 3541   2605 [1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back 4170   4156 [1167] 26: You women think you're so much better 3501   2809 [1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes 3213   2398 [1165] 22: What are you sulking about? 3449   2750 [1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months 3647   2735 [1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym? 3190   2264 [1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers 2962   2118 [1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze 4330   3460 [1160] 15: Hi, I m home 3463   2952 [1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games 3734   3139 [1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike 3446   2513 [1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars 5924   8625 [1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son! 3763   3069 [1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week 5349   7459
| | Jul 2014 [1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside 4310   3641 [1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today 4748   6630 [1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home 11232   12979 [1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives 5924   6403 [1150] 6: What s that you re reading? 3683   2934 [1149] 5: So you re in trouble again … 4125   5818 [1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double 3657   2800 [1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight … 3450   3760 [1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs 4483   6364 [1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take 3155   2310
| | | Jun 2014 [1144] 24: What are you reading? 4336   8225 [1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing 3899   4023 [1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women 3491   5324 [1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from? 3477   2743 [1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you? 3256   2597 [1139] 19: Scientists have too much time 5723   5360 [1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce 3731   6609 [1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES! 11123   11423 [1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma 4305   4020 [1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days 4917   6541 [1134] 14: You won t believe what happened 5304   4971 [1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married 4941   4149 [1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans 10023   12553 [1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW! 4636   6418 [1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples 5314   6285 [1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place 3427   2733 [1128] 8: Ooo, he 4280   6066 [1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever 4200   3649 [1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days 3648   3284 [1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me 4617   5506 [1124] 4: What s wrong with you? 4528   6366 [1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement 3790   2979 [1122] 2: What the hell is this? 3486   2630 [1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us! 5687   6992
| | May 2014 [1120] 19: What are you watching? 3888   3106 [1119] 18: Hi, I m home 4053   3792 [1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us 3122   4126 [1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out 3522   2892 [1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend? 3455   3502 [1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong? 4546   5990 [1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you 3994   5765 [1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing? 3817   5752 [1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place 3455   2848 [1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma? 3141   2311 [1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend? 5853   5386 [1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm 4036   4455 [1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife 3497   3253 [1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat? 3544   5461 [1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys 3461   2602 [1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day! 3534   2709 [1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please 3236   2451 [1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote 3498   2826 [1102] 1: I know it s election time 3681   2910
| | | Apr 2014 [1101] 15: What are you watching? 3220   2313 [1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped 3733   4849 [1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone! 3968   3040 [1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here? 3539   3210 [1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull 4134   3355 [1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become 3772   5670 [1095] 9: So should we go back to my place 5226   5510 [1094] 8: What s going on here? 3911   4882 [1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you? 3147   2760 [1092] 6: Beep Beep! 4378   4254 [1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now 10924   11751 [1090] 4: I thought we had a policy 3895   3640 [1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents 3678   3048 [1088] 2: I heard your husband died 3736   2901 [1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week 4193   3318
| | Mar 2014 [1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo 3823   2981 [1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something? 4096   3341 [1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven? 3680   3035 [1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl 4828   8452 [1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner 4777   4314 [1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore 9354   11143 [1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world 4197   3460 [1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place 3648   2874 [1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life 15818   17404 [1077] 14: What the hell are you watching? 4322   3618 [1076] 13: Struck out again did you? 2792   2195 [1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today? 3764   3213 [1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out 3248   2583 [1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife? 4439   5412 [1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it? 3798   3283 [1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date 4585   6938 [1070] 7: Is this the time to come home? 4628   6748 [1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that? 5321   5767 [1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please 12386   13564 [1067] 4: Do you have any pets? 8824   9596 [1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours? 5875   6010 [1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs 4706   6080 [1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency 4178   3493
| | | Feb 2014 [1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us 4051   4375 [1062] 19: You look hung-over 3516   5334 [1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials? 5411   6678 [1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police? 14946   17854 [1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced 5722   6900 [1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today? 4197   3329 [1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl 4266   3375 [1056] 13: I won t be long 4986   7745 [1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded 6467   6661 [1054] 11: What are you doing? 4267   3389 [1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you 4677   4766 [1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling 3670   5583 [1051] 8: So where do we stand? 3780   3092 [1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to? 4462   6457 [1049] 6: Then she said 33577   35597 [1048] 5: And when the servant broke three 4675   7109 [1047] 4: It says here on this website 3004   2388 [1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through … 3075   2273 [1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt 3838   3157 [1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis 4762   6478
| | Jan 2014 [1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us 4030   3179 [1042] 17: Maybe I need some help 4623   6294 [1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane 4094   3425 [1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger 7988   9155 [1039] 14: Beep Beep! 4538   3632 [1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking 4376   7112 [1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place? 11669   12954 [1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me 17934   21668 [1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos 6188   8768 [1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days? 3813   3950 [1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day? 5830   6548 [1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself 6975   6742 [1031] 6: Damn it all! 18822   19953 [1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream 4446   5349 [1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise 4352   6014 [1028] 3: What are you reading? 4643   5573 [1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me! 4200   3245 [1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas 3992   3206
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