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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
12004 Current Rating: 12004 + 15260 = 27264 votesCurrent Rating: 12004 + 15260 = 27264 votes 15260

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
8338 Current Rating: 8338 + 8409 = 16747 votesCurrent Rating: 8338 + 8409 = 16747 votes 8409

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
9637 Current Rating: 9637 + 9708 = 19345 votesCurrent Rating: 9637 + 9708 = 19345 votes 9708

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
17341 Current Rating: 17341 + 17664 = 35005 votesCurrent Rating: 17341 + 17664 = 35005 votes 17664

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
8126 Current Rating: 8126 + 8168 = 16294 votesCurrent Rating: 8126 + 8168 = 16294 votes 8168

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
21433 Current Rating: 21433 + 21065 = 42498 votesCurrent Rating: 21433 + 21065 = 42498 votes 21065

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
7857 Current Rating: 7857 + 9775 = 17632 votesCurrent Rating: 7857 + 9775 = 17632 votes 9775

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
8854 Current Rating: 8854 + 8899 = 17753 votesCurrent Rating: 8854 + 8899 = 17753 votes 8899

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
8739 Current Rating: 8739 + 10602 = 19341 votesCurrent Rating: 8739 + 10602 = 19341 votes 10602

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
9145 Current Rating: 9145 + 9234 = 18379 votesCurrent Rating: 9145 + 9234 = 18379 votes 9234

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
7725 Current Rating: 7725 + 6765 = 14490 votesCurrent Rating: 7725 + 6765 = 14490 votes 6765

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
10931 Current Rating: 10931 + 11140 = 22071 votesCurrent Rating: 10931 + 11140 = 22071 votes 11140


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
8001 Current Rating: 8001 + 9968 = 17969 votesCurrent Rating: 8001 + 9968 = 17969 votes 9968

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
7111 Current Rating: 7111 + 9268 = 16379 votesCurrent Rating: 7111 + 9268 = 16379 votes 9268

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
6951 Current Rating: 6951 + 7057 = 14008 votesCurrent Rating: 6951 + 7057 = 14008 votes 7057

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
9373 Current Rating: 9373 + 9334 = 18707 votesCurrent Rating: 9373 + 9334 = 18707 votes 9334

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
7427 Current Rating: 7427 + 9230 = 16657 votesCurrent Rating: 7427 + 9230 = 16657 votes 9230

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
6601 Current Rating: 6601 + 8139 = 14740 votesCurrent Rating: 6601 + 8139 = 14740 votes 8139

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
9473 Current Rating: 9473 + 10181 = 19654 votesCurrent Rating: 9473 + 10181 = 19654 votes 10181

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
7286 Current Rating: 7286 + 7330 = 14616 votesCurrent Rating: 7286 + 7330 = 14616 votes 7330

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
7714 Current Rating: 7714 + 7014 = 14728 votesCurrent Rating: 7714 + 7014 = 14728 votes 7014

[1220] 13: I need a double now
7047 Current Rating: 7047 + 8941 = 15988 votesCurrent Rating: 7047 + 8941 = 15988 votes 8941

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
7060 Current Rating: 7060 + 5964 = 13024 votesCurrent Rating: 7060 + 5964 = 13024 votes 5964

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
8170 Current Rating: 8170 + 8317 = 16487 votesCurrent Rating: 8170 + 8317 = 16487 votes 8317

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
11699 Current Rating: 11699 + 11713 = 23412 votesCurrent Rating: 11699 + 11713 = 23412 votes 11713

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
8734 Current Rating: 8734 + 7641 = 16375 votesCurrent Rating: 8734 + 7641 = 16375 votes 7641

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
9878 Current Rating: 9878 + 9279 = 19157 votesCurrent Rating: 9878 + 9279 = 19157 votes 9279

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
8546 Current Rating: 8546 + 9986 = 18532 votesCurrent Rating: 8546 + 9986 = 18532 votes 9986

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
8874 Current Rating: 8874 + 11019 = 19893 votesCurrent Rating: 8874 + 11019 = 19893 votes 11019

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
9592 Current Rating: 9592 + 8865 = 18457 votesCurrent Rating: 9592 + 8865 = 18457 votes 8865


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
15282 Current Rating: 15282 + 14628 = 29910 votesCurrent Rating: 15282 + 14628 = 29910 votes 14628

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
10222 Current Rating: 10222 + 10205 = 20427 votesCurrent Rating: 10222 + 10205 = 20427 votes 10205

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
9107 Current Rating: 9107 + 8870 = 17977 votesCurrent Rating: 9107 + 8870 = 17977 votes 8870

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
15984 Current Rating: 15984 + 18367 = 34351 votesCurrent Rating: 15984 + 18367 = 34351 votes 18367

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
10298 Current Rating: 10298 + 13834 = 24132 votesCurrent Rating: 10298 + 13834 = 24132 votes 13834

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
8788 Current Rating: 8788 + 7795 = 16583 votesCurrent Rating: 8788 + 7795 = 16583 votes 7795

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
18729 Current Rating: 18729 + 20136 = 38865 votesCurrent Rating: 18729 + 20136 = 38865 votes 20136

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
9374 Current Rating: 9374 + 9287 = 18661 votesCurrent Rating: 9374 + 9287 = 18661 votes 9287

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
11222 Current Rating: 11222 + 9990 = 21212 votesCurrent Rating: 11222 + 9990 = 21212 votes 9990

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
10020 Current Rating: 10020 + 13079 = 23099 votesCurrent Rating: 10020 + 13079 = 23099 votes 13079

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
8642 Current Rating: 8642 + 7586 = 16228 votesCurrent Rating: 8642 + 7586 = 16228 votes 7586

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
6723 Current Rating: 6723 + 5615 = 12338 votesCurrent Rating: 6723 + 5615 = 12338 votes 5615

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
7576 Current Rating: 7576 + 6622 = 14198 votesCurrent Rating: 7576 + 6622 = 14198 votes 6622

[1198] 10: Good morning class
10566 Current Rating: 10566 + 9493 = 20059 votesCurrent Rating: 10566 + 9493 = 20059 votes 9493

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
10599 Current Rating: 10599 + 10062 = 20661 votesCurrent Rating: 10599 + 10062 = 20661 votes 10062

[1196] 8: I
9012 Current Rating: 9012 + 8734 = 17746 votesCurrent Rating: 9012 + 8734 = 17746 votes 8734

[1195] 7: I do believe I
11717 Current Rating: 11717 + 12049 = 23766 votesCurrent Rating: 11717 + 12049 = 23766 votes 12049

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
7468 Current Rating: 7468 + 6687 = 14155 votesCurrent Rating: 7468 + 6687 = 14155 votes 6687

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
10697 Current Rating: 10697 + 11973 = 22670 votesCurrent Rating: 10697 + 11973 = 22670 votes 11973

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
8338 Current Rating: 8338 + 7459 = 15797 votesCurrent Rating: 8338 + 7459 = 15797 votes 7459

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
16997 Current Rating: 16997 + 16761 = 33758 votesCurrent Rating: 16997 + 16761 = 33758 votes 16761


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
10916 Current Rating: 10916 + 8501 = 19417 votesCurrent Rating: 10916 + 8501 = 19417 votes 8501

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
22953 Current Rating: 22953 + 23715 = 46668 votesCurrent Rating: 22953 + 23715 = 46668 votes 23715

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
14449 Current Rating: 14449 + 15550 = 29999 votesCurrent Rating: 14449 + 15550 = 29999 votes 15550

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
10989 Current Rating: 10989 + 9098 = 20087 votesCurrent Rating: 10989 + 9098 = 20087 votes 9098

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
13617 Current Rating: 13617 + 13822 = 27439 votesCurrent Rating: 13617 + 13822 = 27439 votes 13822

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
11419 Current Rating: 11419 + 11181 = 22600 votesCurrent Rating: 11419 + 11181 = 22600 votes 11181

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
8151 Current Rating: 8151 + 7190 = 15341 votesCurrent Rating: 8151 + 7190 = 15341 votes 7190

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
7786 Current Rating: 7786 + 6452 = 14238 votesCurrent Rating: 7786 + 6452 = 14238 votes 6452

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
8133 Current Rating: 8133 + 7017 = 15150 votesCurrent Rating: 8133 + 7017 = 15150 votes 7017

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
11942 Current Rating: 11942 + 14694 = 26636 votesCurrent Rating: 11942 + 14694 = 26636 votes 14694

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
6967 Current Rating: 6967 + 6288 = 13255 votesCurrent Rating: 6967 + 6288 = 13255 votes 6288

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
8463 Current Rating: 8463 + 7447 = 15910 votesCurrent Rating: 8463 + 7447 = 15910 votes 7447

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
8154 Current Rating: 8154 + 7741 = 15895 votesCurrent Rating: 8154 + 7741 = 15895 votes 7741

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
7411 Current Rating: 7411 + 9059 = 16470 votesCurrent Rating: 7411 + 9059 = 16470 votes 9059

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
8874 Current Rating: 8874 + 7944 = 16818 votesCurrent Rating: 8874 + 7944 = 16818 votes 7944

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
9591 Current Rating: 9591 + 9824 = 19415 votesCurrent Rating: 9591 + 9824 = 19415 votes 9824

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
7631 Current Rating: 7631 + 6663 = 14294 votesCurrent Rating: 7631 + 6663 = 14294 votes 6663

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
8291 Current Rating: 8291 + 7235 = 15526 votesCurrent Rating: 8291 + 7235 = 15526 votes 7235

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
8057 Current Rating: 8057 + 6955 = 15012 votesCurrent Rating: 8057 + 6955 = 15012 votes 6955

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
7030 Current Rating: 7030 + 6844 = 13874 votesCurrent Rating: 7030 + 6844 = 13874 votes 6844


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
9439 Current Rating: 9439 + 8154 = 17593 votesCurrent Rating: 9439 + 8154 = 17593 votes 8154

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
9044 Current Rating: 9044 + 6867 = 15911 votesCurrent Rating: 9044 + 6867 = 15911 votes 6867

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
13270 Current Rating: 13270 + 11198 = 24468 votesCurrent Rating: 13270 + 11198 = 24468 votes 11198

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
10244 Current Rating: 10244 + 8421 = 18665 votesCurrent Rating: 10244 + 8421 = 18665 votes 8421

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
8184 Current Rating: 8184 + 6727 = 14911 votesCurrent Rating: 8184 + 6727 = 14911 votes 6727

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
8752 Current Rating: 8752 + 7579 = 16331 votesCurrent Rating: 8752 + 7579 = 16331 votes 7579

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
8160 Current Rating: 8160 + 6961 = 15121 votesCurrent Rating: 8160 + 6961 = 15121 votes 6961

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
6535 Current Rating: 6535 + 5492 = 12027 votesCurrent Rating: 6535 + 5492 = 12027 votes 5492

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
10263 Current Rating: 10263 + 9190 = 19453 votesCurrent Rating: 10263 + 9190 = 19453 votes 9190

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
8402 Current Rating: 8402 + 7525 = 15927 votesCurrent Rating: 8402 + 7525 = 15927 votes 7525

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
7385 Current Rating: 7385 + 6735 = 14120 votesCurrent Rating: 7385 + 6735 = 14120 votes 6735

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
6803 Current Rating: 6803 + 6123 = 12926 votesCurrent Rating: 6803 + 6123 = 12926 votes 6123

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
6807 Current Rating: 6807 + 5721 = 12528 votesCurrent Rating: 6807 + 5721 = 12528 votes 5721

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
10574 Current Rating: 10574 + 13185 = 23759 votesCurrent Rating: 10574 + 13185 = 23759 votes 13185

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
7626 Current Rating: 7626 + 6995 = 14621 votesCurrent Rating: 7626 + 6995 = 14621 votes 6995

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
9321 Current Rating: 9321 + 11384 = 20705 votesCurrent Rating: 9321 + 11384 = 20705 votes 11384


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
9410 Current Rating: 9410 + 8637 = 18047 votesCurrent Rating: 9410 + 8637 = 18047 votes 8637

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
9412 Current Rating: 9412 + 11170 = 20582 votesCurrent Rating: 9412 + 11170 = 20582 votes 11170

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
16027 Current Rating: 16027 + 17671 = 33698 votesCurrent Rating: 16027 + 17671 = 33698 votes 17671

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
9577 Current Rating: 9577 + 10058 = 19635 votesCurrent Rating: 9577 + 10058 = 19635 votes 10058

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
7907 Current Rating: 7907 + 7071 = 14978 votesCurrent Rating: 7907 + 7071 = 14978 votes 7071

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
8667 Current Rating: 8667 + 10289 = 18956 votesCurrent Rating: 8667 + 10289 = 18956 votes 10289

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
7484 Current Rating: 7484 + 6562 = 14046 votesCurrent Rating: 7484 + 6562 = 14046 votes 6562

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
7519 Current Rating: 7519 + 7769 = 15288 votesCurrent Rating: 7519 + 7769 = 15288 votes 7769

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
28068 Current Rating: 28068 + 29335 = 57403 votesCurrent Rating: 28068 + 29335 = 57403 votes 29335

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
6723 Current Rating: 6723 + 5813 = 12536 votesCurrent Rating: 6723 + 5813 = 12536 votes 5813


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
9857 Current Rating: 9857 + 13289 = 23146 votesCurrent Rating: 9857 + 13289 = 23146 votes 13289

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
8728 Current Rating: 8728 + 8594 = 17322 votesCurrent Rating: 8728 + 8594 = 17322 votes 8594

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
7269 Current Rating: 7269 + 8952 = 16221 votesCurrent Rating: 7269 + 8952 = 16221 votes 8952

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
7149 Current Rating: 7149 + 6315 = 13464 votesCurrent Rating: 7149 + 6315 = 13464 votes 6315

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
7495 Current Rating: 7495 + 6753 = 14248 votesCurrent Rating: 7495 + 6753 = 14248 votes 6753

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
9742 Current Rating: 9742 + 9249 = 18991 votesCurrent Rating: 9742 + 9249 = 18991 votes 9249

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
6880 Current Rating: 6880 + 9673 = 16553 votesCurrent Rating: 6880 + 9673 = 16553 votes 9673

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
43189 Current Rating: 43189 + 43196 = 86385 votesCurrent Rating: 43189 + 43196 = 86385 votes 43196

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
12990 Current Rating: 12990 + 12638 = 25628 votesCurrent Rating: 12990 + 12638 = 25628 votes 12638

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
12713 Current Rating: 12713 + 14562 = 27275 votesCurrent Rating: 12713 + 14562 = 27275 votes 14562

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
9801 Current Rating: 9801 + 9374 = 19175 votesCurrent Rating: 9801 + 9374 = 19175 votes 9374

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
9582 Current Rating: 9582 + 9019 = 18601 votesCurrent Rating: 9582 + 9019 = 18601 votes 9019

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
15061 Current Rating: 15061 + 17397 = 32458 votesCurrent Rating: 15061 + 17397 = 32458 votes 17397

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
9506 Current Rating: 9506 + 11210 = 20716 votesCurrent Rating: 9506 + 11210 = 20716 votes 11210

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
11421 Current Rating: 11421 + 11849 = 23270 votesCurrent Rating: 11421 + 11849 = 23270 votes 11849

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
9245 Current Rating: 9245 + 8393 = 17638 votesCurrent Rating: 9245 + 8393 = 17638 votes 8393

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
9054 Current Rating: 9054 + 10777 = 19831 votesCurrent Rating: 9054 + 10777 = 19831 votes 10777

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
9841 Current Rating: 9841 + 9196 = 19037 votesCurrent Rating: 9841 + 9196 = 19037 votes 9196

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
7193 Current Rating: 7193 + 6659 = 13852 votesCurrent Rating: 7193 + 6659 = 13852 votes 6659

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
8945 Current Rating: 8945 + 9621 = 18566 votesCurrent Rating: 8945 + 9621 = 18566 votes 9621

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
8979 Current Rating: 8979 + 10691 = 19670 votesCurrent Rating: 8979 + 10691 = 19670 votes 10691

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
9858 Current Rating: 9858 + 9036 = 18894 votesCurrent Rating: 9858 + 9036 = 18894 votes 9036

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
7529 Current Rating: 7529 + 6637 = 14166 votesCurrent Rating: 7529 + 6637 = 14166 votes 6637

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
10384 Current Rating: 10384 + 11782 = 22166 votesCurrent Rating: 10384 + 11782 = 22166 votes 11782


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
8537 Current Rating: 8537 + 7617 = 16154 votesCurrent Rating: 8537 + 7617 = 16154 votes 7617

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
9082 Current Rating: 9082 + 8529 = 17611 votesCurrent Rating: 9082 + 8529 = 17611 votes 8529

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
8502 Current Rating: 8502 + 9461 = 17963 votesCurrent Rating: 8502 + 9461 = 17963 votes 9461

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
8411 Current Rating: 8411 + 7637 = 16048 votesCurrent Rating: 8411 + 7637 = 16048 votes 7637

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
7558 Current Rating: 7558 + 7432 = 14990 votesCurrent Rating: 7558 + 7432 = 14990 votes 7432

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
9029 Current Rating: 9029 + 10286 = 19315 votesCurrent Rating: 9029 + 10286 = 19315 votes 10286

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
7777 Current Rating: 7777 + 9524 = 17301 votesCurrent Rating: 7777 + 9524 = 17301 votes 9524

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
7336 Current Rating: 7336 + 9207 = 16543 votesCurrent Rating: 7336 + 9207 = 16543 votes 9207

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
9199 Current Rating: 9199 + 8405 = 17604 votesCurrent Rating: 9199 + 8405 = 17604 votes 8405

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
7248 Current Rating: 7248 + 6279 = 13527 votesCurrent Rating: 7248 + 6279 = 13527 votes 6279

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
10317 Current Rating: 10317 + 9747 = 20064 votesCurrent Rating: 10317 + 9747 = 20064 votes 9747

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
8816 Current Rating: 8816 + 9018 = 17834 votesCurrent Rating: 8816 + 9018 = 17834 votes 9018

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
8325 Current Rating: 8325 + 7800 = 16125 votesCurrent Rating: 8325 + 7800 = 16125 votes 7800

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
7095 Current Rating: 7095 + 8872 = 15967 votesCurrent Rating: 7095 + 8872 = 15967 votes 8872

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
9768 Current Rating: 9768 + 8758 = 18526 votesCurrent Rating: 9768 + 8758 = 18526 votes 8758

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
11521 Current Rating: 11521 + 10620 = 22141 votesCurrent Rating: 11521 + 10620 = 22141 votes 10620

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
6594 Current Rating: 6594 + 5721 = 12315 votesCurrent Rating: 6594 + 5721 = 12315 votes 5721

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
6904 Current Rating: 6904 + 6184 = 13088 votesCurrent Rating: 6904 + 6184 = 13088 votes 6184

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
12126 Current Rating: 12126 + 11312 = 23438 votesCurrent Rating: 12126 + 11312 = 23438 votes 11312


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
6725 Current Rating: 6725 + 5648 = 12373 votesCurrent Rating: 6725 + 5648 = 12373 votes 5648

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
7973 Current Rating: 7973 + 9006 = 16979 votesCurrent Rating: 7973 + 9006 = 16979 votes 9006

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
12060 Current Rating: 12060 + 11094 = 23154 votesCurrent Rating: 12060 + 11094 = 23154 votes 11094

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
7301 Current Rating: 7301 + 6746 = 14047 votesCurrent Rating: 7301 + 6746 = 14047 votes 6746

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
8884 Current Rating: 8884 + 7922 = 16806 votesCurrent Rating: 8884 + 7922 = 16806 votes 7922

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
7049 Current Rating: 7049 + 8772 = 15821 votesCurrent Rating: 7049 + 8772 = 15821 votes 8772

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
9263 Current Rating: 9263 + 9672 = 18935 votesCurrent Rating: 9263 + 9672 = 18935 votes 9672

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
7429 Current Rating: 7429 + 8351 = 15780 votesCurrent Rating: 7429 + 8351 = 15780 votes 8351

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
7020 Current Rating: 7020 + 6512 = 13532 votesCurrent Rating: 7020 + 6512 = 13532 votes 6512

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
7418 Current Rating: 7418 + 7122 = 14540 votesCurrent Rating: 7418 + 7122 = 14540 votes 7122

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
14400 Current Rating: 14400 + 15209 = 29609 votesCurrent Rating: 14400 + 15209 = 29609 votes 15209

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
8137 Current Rating: 8137 + 7746 = 15883 votesCurrent Rating: 8137 + 7746 = 15883 votes 7746

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
7774 Current Rating: 7774 + 7029 = 14803 votesCurrent Rating: 7774 + 7029 = 14803 votes 7029

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
9751 Current Rating: 9751 + 9038 = 18789 votesCurrent Rating: 9751 + 9038 = 18789 votes 9038

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
8703 Current Rating: 8703 + 7724 = 16427 votesCurrent Rating: 8703 + 7724 = 16427 votes 7724


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
7695 Current Rating: 7695 + 6764 = 14459 votesCurrent Rating: 7695 + 6764 = 14459 votes 6764

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
8422 Current Rating: 8422 + 7563 = 15985 votesCurrent Rating: 8422 + 7563 = 15985 votes 7563

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
7479 Current Rating: 7479 + 6578 = 14057 votesCurrent Rating: 7479 + 6578 = 14057 votes 6578

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
9816 Current Rating: 9816 + 13365 = 23181 votesCurrent Rating: 9816 + 13365 = 23181 votes 13365

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
9980 Current Rating: 9980 + 9529 = 19509 votesCurrent Rating: 9980 + 9529 = 19509 votes 9529

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
12958 Current Rating: 12958 + 14619 = 27577 votesCurrent Rating: 12958 + 14619 = 27577 votes 14619

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
14798 Current Rating: 14798 + 13915 = 28713 votesCurrent Rating: 14798 + 13915 = 28713 votes 13915

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
8367 Current Rating: 8367 + 7461 = 15828 votesCurrent Rating: 8367 + 7461 = 15828 votes 7461

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
19907 Current Rating: 19907 + 21389 = 41296 votesCurrent Rating: 19907 + 21389 = 41296 votes 21389

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
8364 Current Rating: 8364 + 7514 = 15878 votesCurrent Rating: 8364 + 7514 = 15878 votes 7514

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
6413 Current Rating: 6413 + 5761 = 12174 votesCurrent Rating: 6413 + 5761 = 12174 votes 5761

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
7966 Current Rating: 7966 + 7313 = 15279 votesCurrent Rating: 7966 + 7313 = 15279 votes 7313

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
6892 Current Rating: 6892 + 5932 = 12824 votesCurrent Rating: 6892 + 5932 = 12824 votes 5932

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
7702 Current Rating: 7702 + 8581 = 16283 votesCurrent Rating: 7702 + 8581 = 16283 votes 8581

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
6957 Current Rating: 6957 + 6387 = 13344 votesCurrent Rating: 6957 + 6387 = 13344 votes 6387

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
9019 Current Rating: 9019 + 11175 = 20194 votesCurrent Rating: 9019 + 11175 = 20194 votes 11175

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
8679 Current Rating: 8679 + 10697 = 19376 votesCurrent Rating: 8679 + 10697 = 19376 votes 10697

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
9086 Current Rating: 9086 + 9435 = 18521 votesCurrent Rating: 9086 + 9435 = 18521 votes 9435

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
18577 Current Rating: 18577 + 18035 = 36612 votesCurrent Rating: 18577 + 18035 = 36612 votes 18035

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
12004 Current Rating: 12004 + 12696 = 24700 votesCurrent Rating: 12004 + 12696 = 24700 votes 12696

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
11793 Current Rating: 11793 + 12631 = 24424 votesCurrent Rating: 11793 + 12631 = 24424 votes 12631

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
9045 Current Rating: 9045 + 10276 = 19321 votesCurrent Rating: 9045 + 10276 = 19321 votes 10276

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
8105 Current Rating: 8105 + 7223 = 15328 votesCurrent Rating: 8105 + 7223 = 15328 votes 7223


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
9077 Current Rating: 9077 + 9553 = 18630 votesCurrent Rating: 9077 + 9553 = 18630 votes 9553

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
9101 Current Rating: 9101 + 10786 = 19887 votesCurrent Rating: 9101 + 10786 = 19887 votes 10786

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
10472 Current Rating: 10472 + 11640 = 22112 votesCurrent Rating: 10472 + 11640 = 22112 votes 11640

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
18675 Current Rating: 18675 + 21595 = 40270 votesCurrent Rating: 18675 + 21595 = 40270 votes 21595

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
9541 Current Rating: 9541 + 10519 = 20060 votesCurrent Rating: 9541 + 10519 = 20060 votes 10519

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
8353 Current Rating: 8353 + 7442 = 15795 votesCurrent Rating: 8353 + 7442 = 15795 votes 7442

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
8184 Current Rating: 8184 + 7252 = 15436 votesCurrent Rating: 8184 + 7252 = 15436 votes 7252

[1056] 13: I won t be long
9604 Current Rating: 9604 + 13390 = 22994 votesCurrent Rating: 9604 + 13390 = 22994 votes 13390

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
10778 Current Rating: 10778 + 11429 = 22207 votesCurrent Rating: 10778 + 11429 = 22207 votes 11429

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
10042 Current Rating: 10042 + 9307 = 19349 votesCurrent Rating: 10042 + 9307 = 19349 votes 9307

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
8501 Current Rating: 8501 + 8485 = 16986 votesCurrent Rating: 8501 + 8485 = 16986 votes 8485

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
8045 Current Rating: 8045 + 9955 = 18000 votesCurrent Rating: 8045 + 9955 = 18000 votes 9955

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
8846 Current Rating: 8846 + 7981 = 16827 votesCurrent Rating: 8846 + 7981 = 16827 votes 7981

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
7702 Current Rating: 7702 + 9516 = 17218 votesCurrent Rating: 7702 + 9516 = 17218 votes 9516

[1049] 6: Then she said
37294 Current Rating: 37294 + 39276 = 76570 votesCurrent Rating: 37294 + 39276 = 76570 votes 39276

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
7901 Current Rating: 7901 + 10040 = 17941 votesCurrent Rating: 7901 + 10040 = 17941 votes 10040

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
6291 Current Rating: 6291 + 5664 = 11955 votesCurrent Rating: 6291 + 5664 = 11955 votes 5664

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
7550 Current Rating: 7550 + 6717 = 14267 votesCurrent Rating: 7550 + 6717 = 14267 votes 6717

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
7540 Current Rating: 7540 + 6820 = 14360 votesCurrent Rating: 7540 + 6820 = 14360 votes 6820

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
8321 Current Rating: 8321 + 9916 = 18237 votesCurrent Rating: 8321 + 9916 = 18237 votes 9916


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
8014 Current Rating: 8014 + 7075 = 15089 votesCurrent Rating: 8014 + 7075 = 15089 votes 7075

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
10143 Current Rating: 10143 + 12029 = 22172 votesCurrent Rating: 10143 + 12029 = 22172 votes 12029

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
8504 Current Rating: 8504 + 7645 = 16149 votesCurrent Rating: 8504 + 7645 = 16149 votes 7645

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
11563 Current Rating: 11563 + 13400 = 24963 votesCurrent Rating: 11563 + 13400 = 24963 votes 13400

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
9741 Current Rating: 9741 + 8083 = 17824 votesCurrent Rating: 9741 + 8083 = 17824 votes 8083

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
9677 Current Rating: 9677 + 11237 = 20914 votesCurrent Rating: 9677 + 11237 = 20914 votes 11237

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
19484 Current Rating: 19484 + 18571 = 38055 votesCurrent Rating: 19484 + 18571 = 38055 votes 18571

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
24895 Current Rating: 24895 + 27538 = 52433 votesCurrent Rating: 24895 + 27538 = 52433 votes 27538

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
11037 Current Rating: 11037 + 13322 = 24359 votesCurrent Rating: 11037 + 13322 = 24359 votes 13322

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
12317 Current Rating: 12317 + 10777 = 23094 votesCurrent Rating: 12317 + 10777 = 23094 votes 10777

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
17282 Current Rating: 17282 + 15527 = 32809 votesCurrent Rating: 17282 + 15527 = 32809 votes 15527

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
16619 Current Rating: 16619 + 17480 = 34099 votesCurrent Rating: 16619 + 17480 = 34099 votes 17480

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
8831 Current Rating: 8831 + 9668 = 18499 votesCurrent Rating: 8831 + 9668 = 18499 votes 9668

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
7944 Current Rating: 7944 + 9539 = 17483 votesCurrent Rating: 7944 + 9539 = 17483 votes 9539

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
8573 Current Rating: 8573 + 9512 = 18085 votesCurrent Rating: 8573 + 9512 = 18085 votes 9512

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
8442 Current Rating: 8442 + 7313 = 15755 votesCurrent Rating: 8442 + 7313 = 15755 votes 7313

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
7876 Current Rating: 7876 + 6952 = 14828 votesCurrent Rating: 7876 + 6952 = 14828 votes 6952






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