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Dec 2014 [1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa 12964 16643 [1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year 9244 9444 [1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done 10204 10324 [1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays? 18660 20966 [1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore 8738 8755 [1236] 10: We moved into a really old house 26380 30800 [1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike 8422 10436 [1234] 8: Ok I m out of here 9449 9507 [1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight? 9306 11196 [1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night 9595 9698 [1231] 2: How can I help you? 8373 7391 [1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home 12182 12618
| | Nov 2014 [1229] 28: How have things been since our last session? 8706 10736 [1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun 7764 9818 [1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on 7607 7736 [1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us 9952 9978 [1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men 7970 9896 [1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight? 7078 8642 [1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment? 10311 11124 [1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away 8161 8238 [1221] 17: So you want to get married do you? 8296 7599 [1220] 13: I need a double now 7550 9483 [1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted 7707 6686 [1218] 11: Look what I have ... 8768 9000 [1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor 12720 13280 [1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight? 9315 8295 [1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys 10694 10280 [1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening? 9172 10656 [1213] 4: So how was your Halloween? 9494 11698 [1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already 10486 9669
| | | Oct 2014 [1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help 21673 22479 [1210] 30: I don t understand women 10798 11061 [1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend? 10807 10701 [1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery 16749 19163 [1207] 27: What are you watching? 10861 14439 [1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke 9590 8632 [1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke 19239 20676 [1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years 9827 9741 [1203] 20: Thanks for the invite 11780 10592 [1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 10615 13722 [1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please 9169 8116 [1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals 7151 6051 [1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night? 8068 7124 [1198] 10: Good morning class 11140 10152 [1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married? 11339 11021 [1196] 8: I 9630 9424 [1195] 7: I do believe I 12461 13056 [1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today 9498 8694 [1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work? 11574 13082 [1192] 2: This news report says ... 11167 8054 [1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month 21273 20442
| | Sep 2014 [1190] 30: Our time is almost up 15490 9537 [1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now! 26686 24737 [1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie 15021 16157 [1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom 13891 9990 [1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you? 20170 15280 [1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend 15637 12172 [1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something? 9895 7824 [1183] 18: Hi, I m home 9216 7094 [1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets 8698 7624 [1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today 12577 15307 [1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow 7471 6862 [1179] 12: This online survey asked women 8931 7930 [1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there? 8775 8441 [1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time? 7911 9513 [1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical 9906 8615 [1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time? 10179 10504 [1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced 8140 7225 [1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here 9590 7883 [1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons 8544 7524 [1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight 8705 7395
| | | Aug 2014 [1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place? 11276 8911 [1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you? 13165 7562 [1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back 20004 12349 [1167] 26: You women think you're so much better 13876 9604 [1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes 10880 7535 [1165] 22: What are you sulking about? 9802 8217 [1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months 8691 7504 [1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym? 7054 6061 [1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers 12060 12488 [1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze 9038 8192 [1160] 15: Hi, I m home 7938 7332 [1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games 7252 6581 [1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike 7225 6165 [1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars 11149 13851 [1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son! 8074 7604 [1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week 9897 12182
| | Jul 2014 [1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside 10044 9264 [1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today 10056 12170 [1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home 16745 18444 [1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives 10083 10568 [1150] 6: What s that you re reading? 8901 8027 [1149] 5: So you re in trouble again … 10005 11645 [1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double 9782 8879 [1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight … 8108 8351 [1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs 33028 42379 [1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take 7417 6463
| | | Jun 2014 [1144] 24: What are you reading? 10620 14159 [1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing 9435 9325 [1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women 7782 9515 [1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from? 7760 6906 [1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you? 8027 7339 [1139] 19: Scientists have too much time 10215 9785 [1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce 7280 10088 [1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES! 47431 50271 [1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma 14182 14958 [1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days 15096 18360 [1134] 14: You won t believe what happened 11128 10723 [1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married 10185 9667 [1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans 15666 18138 [1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW! 10194 11930 [1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples 12119 12725 [1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place 10033 9449 [1128] 8: Ooo, he 10041 11965 [1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever 10534 10020 [1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days 7596 7109 [1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me 9710 10457 [1124] 4: What s wrong with you? 9665 11434 [1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement 11261 10659 [1122] 2: What the hell is this? 8064 7222 [1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us! 11164 12592
| | May 2014 [1120] 19: What are you watching? 9116 8287 [1119] 18: Hi, I m home 10592 9449 [1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us 9198 10144 [1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out 9001 8272 [1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend? 7980 7903 [1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong? 9739 10996 [1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you 8347 10161 [1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing? 7811 9731 [1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place 9822 9422 [1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma? 7948 7155 [1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend? 10904 10426 [1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm 9528 9727 [1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife 8816 8568 [1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat? 7624 9386 [1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys 10537 9918 [1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day! 12691 12478 [1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please 7279 6500 [1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote 7453 6804 [1102] 1: I know it s election time 12731 11993
| | | Apr 2014 [1101] 15: What are you watching? 7131 6078 [1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped 8584 9597 [1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone! 13422 15634 [1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here? 7793 7235 [1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull 9500 8708 [1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become 7645 9355 [1095] 9: So should we go back to my place 9775 10194 [1094] 8: What s going on here? 7912 8954 [1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you? 7570 7092 [1092] 6: Beep Beep! 7795 7522 [1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now 14814 15655 [1090] 4: I thought we had a policy 8710 8436 [1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents 8305 7609 [1088] 2: I heard your husband died 10735 10458 [1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week 9271 8393
| | Mar 2014 [1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo 8164 7244 [1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something? 9055 8235 [1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven? 7952 7136 [1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl 10460 14364 [1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner 10686 10244 [1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore 13515 15246 [1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world 15728 15097 [1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place 9037 8195 [1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life 20361 21836 [1077] 14: What the hell are you watching? 8831 8011 [1076] 13: Struck out again did you? 6913 6325 [1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today? 8520 7908 [1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out 7448 6516 [1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife? 8147 9061 [1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it? 7669 7064 [1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date 9759 12233 [1070] 7: Is this the time to come home? 9299 11342 [1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that? 9627 10012 [1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please 19201 18715 [1067] 4: Do you have any pets? 12442 13174 [1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours? 12519 13382 [1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs 9718 11039 [1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency 8688 7832
| | | Feb 2014 [1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us 9824 10615 [1062] 19: You look hung-over 10070 12518 [1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials? 11218 12562 [1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police? 19327 22239 [1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced 10037 11230 [1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today? 8984 8139 [1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl 8642 7759 [1056] 13: I won t be long 10775 14639 [1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded 11396 12214 [1054] 11: What are you doing? 10704 9955 [1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you 8967 8945 [1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling 8698 10551 [1051] 8: So where do we stand? 9518 8682 [1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to? 8310 10160 [1049] 6: Then she said 37806 39835 [1048] 5: And when the servant broke three 8315 10498 [1047] 4: It says here on this website 11133 10475 [1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through … 8346 7783 [1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt 8091 7371 [1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis 8799 10397
| | Jan 2014 [1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us 8920 7967 [1042] 17: Maybe I need some help 11599 13465 [1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane 9474 8301 [1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger 13343 14283 [1039] 14: Beep Beep! 12000 8911 [1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking 13658 11965 [1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place? 26131 19485 [1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me 28884 28595 [1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos 13647 14070 [1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days? 13110 11644 [1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day? 17932 16067 [1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself 25577 37135 [1031] 6: Damn it all! 30557 31675 [1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream 9624 10569 [1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise 8451 10171 [1028] 3: What are you reading? 9133 10167 [1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me! 9300 8248 [1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas 8385 7538
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