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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
12964 Current Rating: 12964 + 16643 = 29607 votesCurrent Rating: 12964 + 16643 = 29607 votes 16643

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
9244 Current Rating: 9244 + 9444 = 18688 votesCurrent Rating: 9244 + 9444 = 18688 votes 9444

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
10204 Current Rating: 10204 + 10324 = 20528 votesCurrent Rating: 10204 + 10324 = 20528 votes 10324

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
18660 Current Rating: 18660 + 20966 = 39626 votesCurrent Rating: 18660 + 20966 = 39626 votes 20966

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
8738 Current Rating: 8738 + 8755 = 17493 votesCurrent Rating: 8738 + 8755 = 17493 votes 8755

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
26380 Current Rating: 26380 + 30800 = 57180 votesCurrent Rating: 26380 + 30800 = 57180 votes 30800

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
8422 Current Rating: 8422 + 10436 = 18858 votesCurrent Rating: 8422 + 10436 = 18858 votes 10436

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
9449 Current Rating: 9449 + 9507 = 18956 votesCurrent Rating: 9449 + 9507 = 18956 votes 9507

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
9306 Current Rating: 9306 + 11196 = 20502 votesCurrent Rating: 9306 + 11196 = 20502 votes 11196

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
9595 Current Rating: 9595 + 9698 = 19293 votesCurrent Rating: 9595 + 9698 = 19293 votes 9698

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
8373 Current Rating: 8373 + 7391 = 15764 votesCurrent Rating: 8373 + 7391 = 15764 votes 7391

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
12182 Current Rating: 12182 + 12618 = 24800 votesCurrent Rating: 12182 + 12618 = 24800 votes 12618


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
8706 Current Rating: 8706 + 10736 = 19442 votesCurrent Rating: 8706 + 10736 = 19442 votes 10736

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
7764 Current Rating: 7764 + 9818 = 17582 votesCurrent Rating: 7764 + 9818 = 17582 votes 9818

[1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on
7607 Current Rating: 7607 + 7736 = 15343 votesCurrent Rating: 7607 + 7736 = 15343 votes 7736

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
9952 Current Rating: 9952 + 9978 = 19930 votesCurrent Rating: 9952 + 9978 = 19930 votes 9978

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
7970 Current Rating: 7970 + 9896 = 17866 votesCurrent Rating: 7970 + 9896 = 17866 votes 9896

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
7078 Current Rating: 7078 + 8642 = 15720 votesCurrent Rating: 7078 + 8642 = 15720 votes 8642

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
10311 Current Rating: 10311 + 11124 = 21435 votesCurrent Rating: 10311 + 11124 = 21435 votes 11124

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
8161 Current Rating: 8161 + 8238 = 16399 votesCurrent Rating: 8161 + 8238 = 16399 votes 8238

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
8296 Current Rating: 8296 + 7599 = 15895 votesCurrent Rating: 8296 + 7599 = 15895 votes 7599

[1220] 13: I need a double now
7550 Current Rating: 7550 + 9483 = 17033 votesCurrent Rating: 7550 + 9483 = 17033 votes 9483

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
7707 Current Rating: 7707 + 6686 = 14393 votesCurrent Rating: 7707 + 6686 = 14393 votes 6686

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
8768 Current Rating: 8768 + 9000 = 17768 votesCurrent Rating: 8768 + 9000 = 17768 votes 9000

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
12720 Current Rating: 12720 + 13280 = 26000 votesCurrent Rating: 12720 + 13280 = 26000 votes 13280

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
9315 Current Rating: 9315 + 8295 = 17610 votesCurrent Rating: 9315 + 8295 = 17610 votes 8295

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
10694 Current Rating: 10694 + 10280 = 20974 votesCurrent Rating: 10694 + 10280 = 20974 votes 10280

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
9172 Current Rating: 9172 + 10656 = 19828 votesCurrent Rating: 9172 + 10656 = 19828 votes 10656

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
9494 Current Rating: 9494 + 11698 = 21192 votesCurrent Rating: 9494 + 11698 = 21192 votes 11698

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
10486 Current Rating: 10486 + 9669 = 20155 votesCurrent Rating: 10486 + 9669 = 20155 votes 9669


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
21673 Current Rating: 21673 + 22479 = 44152 votesCurrent Rating: 21673 + 22479 = 44152 votes 22479

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
10798 Current Rating: 10798 + 11061 = 21859 votesCurrent Rating: 10798 + 11061 = 21859 votes 11061

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
10807 Current Rating: 10807 + 10701 = 21508 votesCurrent Rating: 10807 + 10701 = 21508 votes 10701

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
16749 Current Rating: 16749 + 19163 = 35912 votesCurrent Rating: 16749 + 19163 = 35912 votes 19163

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
10861 Current Rating: 10861 + 14439 = 25300 votesCurrent Rating: 10861 + 14439 = 25300 votes 14439

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
9590 Current Rating: 9590 + 8632 = 18222 votesCurrent Rating: 9590 + 8632 = 18222 votes 8632

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
19239 Current Rating: 19239 + 20676 = 39915 votesCurrent Rating: 19239 + 20676 = 39915 votes 20676

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
9827 Current Rating: 9827 + 9741 = 19568 votesCurrent Rating: 9827 + 9741 = 19568 votes 9741

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
11780 Current Rating: 11780 + 10592 = 22372 votesCurrent Rating: 11780 + 10592 = 22372 votes 10592

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
10615 Current Rating: 10615 + 13722 = 24337 votesCurrent Rating: 10615 + 13722 = 24337 votes 13722

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
9169 Current Rating: 9169 + 8116 = 17285 votesCurrent Rating: 9169 + 8116 = 17285 votes 8116

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
7151 Current Rating: 7151 + 6051 = 13202 votesCurrent Rating: 7151 + 6051 = 13202 votes 6051

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
8068 Current Rating: 8068 + 7124 = 15192 votesCurrent Rating: 8068 + 7124 = 15192 votes 7124

[1198] 10: Good morning class
11140 Current Rating: 11140 + 10152 = 21292 votesCurrent Rating: 11140 + 10152 = 21292 votes 10152

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
11339 Current Rating: 11339 + 11021 = 22360 votesCurrent Rating: 11339 + 11021 = 22360 votes 11021

[1196] 8: I
9630 Current Rating: 9630 + 9424 = 19054 votesCurrent Rating: 9630 + 9424 = 19054 votes 9424

[1195] 7: I do believe I
12461 Current Rating: 12461 + 13056 = 25517 votesCurrent Rating: 12461 + 13056 = 25517 votes 13056

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
9498 Current Rating: 9498 + 8694 = 18192 votesCurrent Rating: 9498 + 8694 = 18192 votes 8694

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
11574 Current Rating: 11574 + 13082 = 24656 votesCurrent Rating: 11574 + 13082 = 24656 votes 13082

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
11167 Current Rating: 11167 + 8054 = 19221 votesCurrent Rating: 11167 + 8054 = 19221 votes 8054

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
21273 Current Rating: 21273 + 20442 = 41715 votesCurrent Rating: 21273 + 20442 = 41715 votes 20442


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
15490 Current Rating: 15490 + 9537 = 25027 votesCurrent Rating: 15490 + 9537 = 25027 votes 9537

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
26686 Current Rating: 26686 + 24737 = 51423 votesCurrent Rating: 26686 + 24737 = 51423 votes 24737

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
15021 Current Rating: 15021 + 16157 = 31178 votesCurrent Rating: 15021 + 16157 = 31178 votes 16157

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
13891 Current Rating: 13891 + 9990 = 23881 votesCurrent Rating: 13891 + 9990 = 23881 votes 9990

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
20170 Current Rating: 20170 + 15280 = 35450 votesCurrent Rating: 20170 + 15280 = 35450 votes 15280

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
15637 Current Rating: 15637 + 12172 = 27809 votesCurrent Rating: 15637 + 12172 = 27809 votes 12172

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
9895 Current Rating: 9895 + 7824 = 17719 votesCurrent Rating: 9895 + 7824 = 17719 votes 7824

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
9216 Current Rating: 9216 + 7094 = 16310 votesCurrent Rating: 9216 + 7094 = 16310 votes 7094

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
8698 Current Rating: 8698 + 7624 = 16322 votesCurrent Rating: 8698 + 7624 = 16322 votes 7624

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
12577 Current Rating: 12577 + 15307 = 27884 votesCurrent Rating: 12577 + 15307 = 27884 votes 15307

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
7471 Current Rating: 7471 + 6862 = 14333 votesCurrent Rating: 7471 + 6862 = 14333 votes 6862

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
8931 Current Rating: 8931 + 7930 = 16861 votesCurrent Rating: 8931 + 7930 = 16861 votes 7930

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
8775 Current Rating: 8775 + 8441 = 17216 votesCurrent Rating: 8775 + 8441 = 17216 votes 8441

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
7911 Current Rating: 7911 + 9513 = 17424 votesCurrent Rating: 7911 + 9513 = 17424 votes 9513

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
9906 Current Rating: 9906 + 8615 = 18521 votesCurrent Rating: 9906 + 8615 = 18521 votes 8615

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
10179 Current Rating: 10179 + 10504 = 20683 votesCurrent Rating: 10179 + 10504 = 20683 votes 10504

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
8140 Current Rating: 8140 + 7225 = 15365 votesCurrent Rating: 8140 + 7225 = 15365 votes 7225

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
9590 Current Rating: 9590 + 7883 = 17473 votesCurrent Rating: 9590 + 7883 = 17473 votes 7883

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
8544 Current Rating: 8544 + 7524 = 16068 votesCurrent Rating: 8544 + 7524 = 16068 votes 7524

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
8705 Current Rating: 8705 + 7395 = 16100 votesCurrent Rating: 8705 + 7395 = 16100 votes 7395


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
11276 Current Rating: 11276 + 8911 = 20187 votesCurrent Rating: 11276 + 8911 = 20187 votes 8911

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
13165 Current Rating: 13165 + 7562 = 20727 votesCurrent Rating: 13165 + 7562 = 20727 votes 7562

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
20004 Current Rating: 20004 + 12349 = 32353 votesCurrent Rating: 20004 + 12349 = 32353 votes 12349

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
13876 Current Rating: 13876 + 9604 = 23480 votesCurrent Rating: 13876 + 9604 = 23480 votes 9604

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
10880 Current Rating: 10880 + 7535 = 18415 votesCurrent Rating: 10880 + 7535 = 18415 votes 7535

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
9802 Current Rating: 9802 + 8217 = 18019 votesCurrent Rating: 9802 + 8217 = 18019 votes 8217

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
8691 Current Rating: 8691 + 7504 = 16195 votesCurrent Rating: 8691 + 7504 = 16195 votes 7504

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
7054 Current Rating: 7054 + 6061 = 13115 votesCurrent Rating: 7054 + 6061 = 13115 votes 6061

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
12060 Current Rating: 12060 + 12488 = 24548 votesCurrent Rating: 12060 + 12488 = 24548 votes 12488

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
9038 Current Rating: 9038 + 8192 = 17230 votesCurrent Rating: 9038 + 8192 = 17230 votes 8192

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
7938 Current Rating: 7938 + 7332 = 15270 votesCurrent Rating: 7938 + 7332 = 15270 votes 7332

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
7252 Current Rating: 7252 + 6581 = 13833 votesCurrent Rating: 7252 + 6581 = 13833 votes 6581

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
7225 Current Rating: 7225 + 6165 = 13390 votesCurrent Rating: 7225 + 6165 = 13390 votes 6165

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
11149 Current Rating: 11149 + 13851 = 25000 votesCurrent Rating: 11149 + 13851 = 25000 votes 13851

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
8074 Current Rating: 8074 + 7604 = 15678 votesCurrent Rating: 8074 + 7604 = 15678 votes 7604

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
9897 Current Rating: 9897 + 12182 = 22079 votesCurrent Rating: 9897 + 12182 = 22079 votes 12182


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
10044 Current Rating: 10044 + 9264 = 19308 votesCurrent Rating: 10044 + 9264 = 19308 votes 9264

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
10056 Current Rating: 10056 + 12170 = 22226 votesCurrent Rating: 10056 + 12170 = 22226 votes 12170

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
16745 Current Rating: 16745 + 18444 = 35189 votesCurrent Rating: 16745 + 18444 = 35189 votes 18444

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
10083 Current Rating: 10083 + 10568 = 20651 votesCurrent Rating: 10083 + 10568 = 20651 votes 10568

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
8901 Current Rating: 8901 + 8027 = 16928 votesCurrent Rating: 8901 + 8027 = 16928 votes 8027

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again …
10005 Current Rating: 10005 + 11645 = 21650 votesCurrent Rating: 10005 + 11645 = 21650 votes 11645

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
9782 Current Rating: 9782 + 8879 = 18661 votesCurrent Rating: 9782 + 8879 = 18661 votes 8879

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight …
8108 Current Rating: 8108 + 8351 = 16459 votesCurrent Rating: 8108 + 8351 = 16459 votes 8351

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
33028 Current Rating: 33028 + 42379 = 75407 votesCurrent Rating: 33028 + 42379 = 75407 votes 42379

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
7417 Current Rating: 7417 + 6463 = 13880 votesCurrent Rating: 7417 + 6463 = 13880 votes 6463


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
10620 Current Rating: 10620 + 14159 = 24779 votesCurrent Rating: 10620 + 14159 = 24779 votes 14159

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
9435 Current Rating: 9435 + 9325 = 18760 votesCurrent Rating: 9435 + 9325 = 18760 votes 9325

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
7782 Current Rating: 7782 + 9515 = 17297 votesCurrent Rating: 7782 + 9515 = 17297 votes 9515

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
7760 Current Rating: 7760 + 6906 = 14666 votesCurrent Rating: 7760 + 6906 = 14666 votes 6906

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
8027 Current Rating: 8027 + 7339 = 15366 votesCurrent Rating: 8027 + 7339 = 15366 votes 7339

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
10215 Current Rating: 10215 + 9785 = 20000 votesCurrent Rating: 10215 + 9785 = 20000 votes 9785

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
7280 Current Rating: 7280 + 10088 = 17368 votesCurrent Rating: 7280 + 10088 = 17368 votes 10088

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
47431 Current Rating: 47431 + 50271 = 97702 votesCurrent Rating: 47431 + 50271 = 97702 votes 50271

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
14182 Current Rating: 14182 + 14958 = 29140 votesCurrent Rating: 14182 + 14958 = 29140 votes 14958

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
15096 Current Rating: 15096 + 18360 = 33456 votesCurrent Rating: 15096 + 18360 = 33456 votes 18360

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
11128 Current Rating: 11128 + 10723 = 21851 votesCurrent Rating: 11128 + 10723 = 21851 votes 10723

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
10185 Current Rating: 10185 + 9667 = 19852 votesCurrent Rating: 10185 + 9667 = 19852 votes 9667

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
15666 Current Rating: 15666 + 18138 = 33804 votesCurrent Rating: 15666 + 18138 = 33804 votes 18138

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
10194 Current Rating: 10194 + 11930 = 22124 votesCurrent Rating: 10194 + 11930 = 22124 votes 11930

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
12119 Current Rating: 12119 + 12725 = 24844 votesCurrent Rating: 12119 + 12725 = 24844 votes 12725

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
10033 Current Rating: 10033 + 9449 = 19482 votesCurrent Rating: 10033 + 9449 = 19482 votes 9449

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
10041 Current Rating: 10041 + 11965 = 22006 votesCurrent Rating: 10041 + 11965 = 22006 votes 11965

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
10534 Current Rating: 10534 + 10020 = 20554 votesCurrent Rating: 10534 + 10020 = 20554 votes 10020

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
7596 Current Rating: 7596 + 7109 = 14705 votesCurrent Rating: 7596 + 7109 = 14705 votes 7109

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
9710 Current Rating: 9710 + 10457 = 20167 votesCurrent Rating: 9710 + 10457 = 20167 votes 10457

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
9665 Current Rating: 9665 + 11434 = 21099 votesCurrent Rating: 9665 + 11434 = 21099 votes 11434

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
11261 Current Rating: 11261 + 10659 = 21920 votesCurrent Rating: 11261 + 10659 = 21920 votes 10659

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
8064 Current Rating: 8064 + 7222 = 15286 votesCurrent Rating: 8064 + 7222 = 15286 votes 7222

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
11164 Current Rating: 11164 + 12592 = 23756 votesCurrent Rating: 11164 + 12592 = 23756 votes 12592


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
9116 Current Rating: 9116 + 8287 = 17403 votesCurrent Rating: 9116 + 8287 = 17403 votes 8287

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
10592 Current Rating: 10592 + 9449 = 20041 votesCurrent Rating: 10592 + 9449 = 20041 votes 9449

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
9198 Current Rating: 9198 + 10144 = 19342 votesCurrent Rating: 9198 + 10144 = 19342 votes 10144

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
9001 Current Rating: 9001 + 8272 = 17273 votesCurrent Rating: 9001 + 8272 = 17273 votes 8272

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
7980 Current Rating: 7980 + 7903 = 15883 votesCurrent Rating: 7980 + 7903 = 15883 votes 7903

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
9739 Current Rating: 9739 + 10996 = 20735 votesCurrent Rating: 9739 + 10996 = 20735 votes 10996

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
8347 Current Rating: 8347 + 10161 = 18508 votesCurrent Rating: 8347 + 10161 = 18508 votes 10161

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
7811 Current Rating: 7811 + 9731 = 17542 votesCurrent Rating: 7811 + 9731 = 17542 votes 9731

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
9822 Current Rating: 9822 + 9422 = 19244 votesCurrent Rating: 9822 + 9422 = 19244 votes 9422

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
7948 Current Rating: 7948 + 7155 = 15103 votesCurrent Rating: 7948 + 7155 = 15103 votes 7155

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
10904 Current Rating: 10904 + 10426 = 21330 votesCurrent Rating: 10904 + 10426 = 21330 votes 10426

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
9528 Current Rating: 9528 + 9727 = 19255 votesCurrent Rating: 9528 + 9727 = 19255 votes 9727

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
8816 Current Rating: 8816 + 8568 = 17384 votesCurrent Rating: 8816 + 8568 = 17384 votes 8568

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
7624 Current Rating: 7624 + 9386 = 17010 votesCurrent Rating: 7624 + 9386 = 17010 votes 9386

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
10537 Current Rating: 10537 + 9918 = 20455 votesCurrent Rating: 10537 + 9918 = 20455 votes 9918

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
12691 Current Rating: 12691 + 12478 = 25169 votesCurrent Rating: 12691 + 12478 = 25169 votes 12478

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
7279 Current Rating: 7279 + 6500 = 13779 votesCurrent Rating: 7279 + 6500 = 13779 votes 6500

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
7453 Current Rating: 7453 + 6804 = 14257 votesCurrent Rating: 7453 + 6804 = 14257 votes 6804

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
12731 Current Rating: 12731 + 11993 = 24724 votesCurrent Rating: 12731 + 11993 = 24724 votes 11993


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
7131 Current Rating: 7131 + 6078 = 13209 votesCurrent Rating: 7131 + 6078 = 13209 votes 6078

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
8584 Current Rating: 8584 + 9597 = 18181 votesCurrent Rating: 8584 + 9597 = 18181 votes 9597

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
13422 Current Rating: 13422 + 15634 = 29056 votesCurrent Rating: 13422 + 15634 = 29056 votes 15634

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
7793 Current Rating: 7793 + 7235 = 15028 votesCurrent Rating: 7793 + 7235 = 15028 votes 7235

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
9500 Current Rating: 9500 + 8708 = 18208 votesCurrent Rating: 9500 + 8708 = 18208 votes 8708

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
7645 Current Rating: 7645 + 9355 = 17000 votesCurrent Rating: 7645 + 9355 = 17000 votes 9355

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
9775 Current Rating: 9775 + 10194 = 19969 votesCurrent Rating: 9775 + 10194 = 19969 votes 10194

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
7912 Current Rating: 7912 + 8954 = 16866 votesCurrent Rating: 7912 + 8954 = 16866 votes 8954

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
7570 Current Rating: 7570 + 7092 = 14662 votesCurrent Rating: 7570 + 7092 = 14662 votes 7092

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
7795 Current Rating: 7795 + 7522 = 15317 votesCurrent Rating: 7795 + 7522 = 15317 votes 7522

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
14814 Current Rating: 14814 + 15655 = 30469 votesCurrent Rating: 14814 + 15655 = 30469 votes 15655

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
8710 Current Rating: 8710 + 8436 = 17146 votesCurrent Rating: 8710 + 8436 = 17146 votes 8436

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
8305 Current Rating: 8305 + 7609 = 15914 votesCurrent Rating: 8305 + 7609 = 15914 votes 7609

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
10735 Current Rating: 10735 + 10458 = 21193 votesCurrent Rating: 10735 + 10458 = 21193 votes 10458

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
9271 Current Rating: 9271 + 8393 = 17664 votesCurrent Rating: 9271 + 8393 = 17664 votes 8393


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
8164 Current Rating: 8164 + 7244 = 15408 votesCurrent Rating: 8164 + 7244 = 15408 votes 7244

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
9055 Current Rating: 9055 + 8235 = 17290 votesCurrent Rating: 9055 + 8235 = 17290 votes 8235

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
7952 Current Rating: 7952 + 7136 = 15088 votesCurrent Rating: 7952 + 7136 = 15088 votes 7136

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
10460 Current Rating: 10460 + 14364 = 24824 votesCurrent Rating: 10460 + 14364 = 24824 votes 14364

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
10686 Current Rating: 10686 + 10244 = 20930 votesCurrent Rating: 10686 + 10244 = 20930 votes 10244

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
13515 Current Rating: 13515 + 15246 = 28761 votesCurrent Rating: 13515 + 15246 = 28761 votes 15246

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
15728 Current Rating: 15728 + 15097 = 30825 votesCurrent Rating: 15728 + 15097 = 30825 votes 15097

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
9037 Current Rating: 9037 + 8195 = 17232 votesCurrent Rating: 9037 + 8195 = 17232 votes 8195

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
20361 Current Rating: 20361 + 21836 = 42197 votesCurrent Rating: 20361 + 21836 = 42197 votes 21836

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
8831 Current Rating: 8831 + 8011 = 16842 votesCurrent Rating: 8831 + 8011 = 16842 votes 8011

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
6913 Current Rating: 6913 + 6325 = 13238 votesCurrent Rating: 6913 + 6325 = 13238 votes 6325

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
8520 Current Rating: 8520 + 7908 = 16428 votesCurrent Rating: 8520 + 7908 = 16428 votes 7908

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
7448 Current Rating: 7448 + 6516 = 13964 votesCurrent Rating: 7448 + 6516 = 13964 votes 6516

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
8147 Current Rating: 8147 + 9061 = 17208 votesCurrent Rating: 8147 + 9061 = 17208 votes 9061

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
7669 Current Rating: 7669 + 7064 = 14733 votesCurrent Rating: 7669 + 7064 = 14733 votes 7064

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
9759 Current Rating: 9759 + 12233 = 21992 votesCurrent Rating: 9759 + 12233 = 21992 votes 12233

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
9299 Current Rating: 9299 + 11342 = 20641 votesCurrent Rating: 9299 + 11342 = 20641 votes 11342

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
9627 Current Rating: 9627 + 10012 = 19639 votesCurrent Rating: 9627 + 10012 = 19639 votes 10012

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
19201 Current Rating: 19201 + 18715 = 37916 votesCurrent Rating: 19201 + 18715 = 37916 votes 18715

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
12442 Current Rating: 12442 + 13174 = 25616 votesCurrent Rating: 12442 + 13174 = 25616 votes 13174

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
12519 Current Rating: 12519 + 13382 = 25901 votesCurrent Rating: 12519 + 13382 = 25901 votes 13382

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
9718 Current Rating: 9718 + 11039 = 20757 votesCurrent Rating: 9718 + 11039 = 20757 votes 11039

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
8688 Current Rating: 8688 + 7832 = 16520 votesCurrent Rating: 8688 + 7832 = 16520 votes 7832


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
9824 Current Rating: 9824 + 10615 = 20439 votesCurrent Rating: 9824 + 10615 = 20439 votes 10615

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
10070 Current Rating: 10070 + 12518 = 22588 votesCurrent Rating: 10070 + 12518 = 22588 votes 12518

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
11218 Current Rating: 11218 + 12562 = 23780 votesCurrent Rating: 11218 + 12562 = 23780 votes 12562

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
19327 Current Rating: 19327 + 22239 = 41566 votesCurrent Rating: 19327 + 22239 = 41566 votes 22239

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
10037 Current Rating: 10037 + 11230 = 21267 votesCurrent Rating: 10037 + 11230 = 21267 votes 11230

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
8984 Current Rating: 8984 + 8139 = 17123 votesCurrent Rating: 8984 + 8139 = 17123 votes 8139

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
8642 Current Rating: 8642 + 7759 = 16401 votesCurrent Rating: 8642 + 7759 = 16401 votes 7759

[1056] 13: I won t be long
10775 Current Rating: 10775 + 14639 = 25414 votesCurrent Rating: 10775 + 14639 = 25414 votes 14639

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
11396 Current Rating: 11396 + 12214 = 23610 votesCurrent Rating: 11396 + 12214 = 23610 votes 12214

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
10704 Current Rating: 10704 + 9955 = 20659 votesCurrent Rating: 10704 + 9955 = 20659 votes 9955

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
8967 Current Rating: 8967 + 8945 = 17912 votesCurrent Rating: 8967 + 8945 = 17912 votes 8945

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
8698 Current Rating: 8698 + 10551 = 19249 votesCurrent Rating: 8698 + 10551 = 19249 votes 10551

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
9518 Current Rating: 9518 + 8682 = 18200 votesCurrent Rating: 9518 + 8682 = 18200 votes 8682

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
8310 Current Rating: 8310 + 10160 = 18470 votesCurrent Rating: 8310 + 10160 = 18470 votes 10160

[1049] 6: Then she said
37806 Current Rating: 37806 + 39835 = 77641 votesCurrent Rating: 37806 + 39835 = 77641 votes 39835

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
8315 Current Rating: 8315 + 10498 = 18813 votesCurrent Rating: 8315 + 10498 = 18813 votes 10498

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through …
8346 Current Rating: 8346 + 7783 = 16129 votesCurrent Rating: 8346 + 7783 = 16129 votes 7783

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
8091 Current Rating: 8091 + 7371 = 15462 votesCurrent Rating: 8091 + 7371 = 15462 votes 7371

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
8799 Current Rating: 8799 + 10397 = 19196 votesCurrent Rating: 8799 + 10397 = 19196 votes 10397


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
8920 Current Rating: 8920 + 7967 = 16887 votesCurrent Rating: 8920 + 7967 = 16887 votes 7967

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
11599 Current Rating: 11599 + 13465 = 25064 votesCurrent Rating: 11599 + 13465 = 25064 votes 13465

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
9474 Current Rating: 9474 + 8301 = 17775 votesCurrent Rating: 9474 + 8301 = 17775 votes 8301

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
13343 Current Rating: 13343 + 14283 = 27626 votesCurrent Rating: 13343 + 14283 = 27626 votes 14283

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
12000 Current Rating: 12000 + 8911 = 20911 votesCurrent Rating: 12000 + 8911 = 20911 votes 8911

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
13658 Current Rating: 13658 + 11965 = 25623 votesCurrent Rating: 13658 + 11965 = 25623 votes 11965

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
26131 Current Rating: 26131 + 19485 = 45616 votesCurrent Rating: 26131 + 19485 = 45616 votes 19485

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
28884 Current Rating: 28884 + 28595 = 57479 votesCurrent Rating: 28884 + 28595 = 57479 votes 28595

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
13647 Current Rating: 13647 + 14070 = 27717 votesCurrent Rating: 13647 + 14070 = 27717 votes 14070

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
13110 Current Rating: 13110 + 11644 = 24754 votesCurrent Rating: 13110 + 11644 = 24754 votes 11644

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
9624 Current Rating: 9624 + 10569 = 20193 votesCurrent Rating: 9624 + 10569 = 20193 votes 10569

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
8451 Current Rating: 8451 + 10171 = 18622 votesCurrent Rating: 8451 + 10171 = 18622 votes 10171

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
9133 Current Rating: 9133 + 10167 = 19300 votesCurrent Rating: 9133 + 10167 = 19300 votes 10167

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
9300 Current Rating: 9300 + 8248 = 17548 votesCurrent Rating: 9300 + 8248 = 17548 votes 8248

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
8385 Current Rating: 8385 + 7538 = 15923 votesCurrent Rating: 8385 + 7538 = 15923 votes 7538






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