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Dec 2014 [1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa 16536   20505 [1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year 14752   13156 [1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done 15763   14824 [1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays? 22156   22582 [1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore 11000   9946 [1236] 10: We moved into a really old house 31088   33787 [1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike 10894   11635 [1234] 8: Ok I m out of here 12238   11107 [1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight? 11751   12525 [1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night 11757   10701 [1231] 2: How can I help you? 10900   8507 [1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home 14429   14107
| | Nov 2014 [1229] 28: How have things been since our last session? 11033   11881 [1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun 9911   11544 [1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on 9751   9198 [1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us 12074   11204 [1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men 10480   11369 [1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight? 9079   9691 [1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment? 12665   12564 [1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away 10565   9438 [1221] 17: So you want to get married do you? 11028   9117 [1220] 13: I need a double now 10109   10742 [1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted 9956   7921 [1218] 11: Look what I have ... 11205   10163 [1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor 15595   15724 [1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight? 11583   9746 [1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys 13546   12255 [1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening? 12162   12418 [1213] 4: So how was your Halloween? 12639   13434 [1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already 12924   11365
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| Oct 2014 [1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help 25333   23871 [1210] 30: I don t understand women 12921   12823 [1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend? 13109   12282 [1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery 19901   21215 [1207] 27: What are you watching? 12286   15859 [1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke 12092   9961 [1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke 21966   22419 [1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years 11992   11614 [1203] 20: Thanks for the invite 13612   11837 [1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 13132   15863 [1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please 24994   23739 [1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals 9494   7065 [1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night? 10026   8228 [1198] 10: Good morning class 13325   11396 [1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married? 13100   13000 [1196] 8: I 11359   10706 [1195] 7: I do believe I 14103   14393 [1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today 12198   10140 [1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work? 12823   15184 [1192] 2: This news report says ... 12785   8904 [1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month 24270   23884
| | Sep 2014 [1190] 30: Our time is almost up 18205   11080 [1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now! 29333   26179 [1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie 17087   17456 [1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom 15943   11461 [1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you? 23357   17564 [1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend 17830   13529 [1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something? 12465   9147 [1183] 18: Hi, I m home 11906   8348 [1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets 11330   9016 [1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today 14184   16634 [1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow 10558   8947 [1179] 12: This online survey asked women 11120   9556 [1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there? 11239   9622 [1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time? 11199   11410 [1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical 12259   9839 [1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time? 12535   12004 [1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced 10740   8499 [1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here 11995   9072 [1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons 11023   8705 [1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight 11567   9313
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| Aug 2014 [1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place? 13720   10185 [1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you? 16388   9070 [1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back 25547   16467 [1167] 26: You women think you're so much better 17553   12076 [1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes 13356   8681 [1165] 22: What are you sulking about? 12338   9325 [1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months 11222   8818 [1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym? 9016   7053 [1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers 15272   14303 [1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze 10909   9554 [1160] 15: Hi, I m home 10448   8569 [1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games 9455   7515 [1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike 9903   7535 [1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars 12961   15489 [1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son! 11110   9609 [1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week 11894   13664
| | Jul 2014 [1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside 12185   10640 [1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today 11910   13784 [1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home 19014   19645 [1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives 11549   11739 [1150] 6: What s that you re reading? 11484   9377 [1149] 5: So you re in trouble again … 12072   12923 [1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double 12734   10320 [1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight … 10543   9738 [1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs 37725   47050 [1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take 9554   7669
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| Jun 2014 [1144] 24: What are you reading? 12831   15793 [1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing 12200   10988 [1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women 9997   10548 [1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from? 10115   7963 [1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you? 10640   8724 [1139] 19: Scientists have too much time 11578   10957 [1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce 9451   10964 [1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES! 50646   55463 [1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma 16718   17155 [1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days 19621   22197 [1134] 14: You won t believe what happened 12885   12046 [1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married 12380   11405 [1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans 17715   19376 [1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW! 12133   13270 [1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples 13695   13938 [1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place 12772   11002 [1128] 8: Ooo, he 12477   13539 [1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever 13217   11791 [1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days 9961   8255 [1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me 11509   11635 [1124] 4: What s wrong with you? 11432   12801 [1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement 14044   12384 [1122] 2: What the hell is this? 10762   8750 [1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us! 12797   14030
| | May 2014 [1120] 19: What are you watching? 11499   9582 [1119] 18: Hi, I m home 12878   10804 [1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us 11639   11649 [1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out 11701   9796 [1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend? 10454   8990 [1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong? 11534   12131 [1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you 10486   11255 [1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing? 10619   10961 [1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place 12598   11171 [1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma? 10089   8224 [1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend? 12453   11642 [1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm 11871   11128 [1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife 11367   9987 [1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat? 10136   10655 [1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys 13279   11725 [1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day! 15729   14478 [1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please 9402   7507 [1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote 9611   7805 [1102] 1: I know it s election time 15341   13384
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| Apr 2014 [1101] 15: What are you watching? 9180   7094 [1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped 11302   11175 [1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone! 16339   17815 [1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here? 10470   8465 [1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull 11618   9935 [1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become 9897   10316 [1095] 9: So should we go back to my place 11604   11540 [1094] 8: What s going on here? 11028   10197 [1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you? 40149   41197 [1092] 6: Beep Beep! 9328   8416 [1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now 17073   16766 [1090] 4: I thought we had a policy 10891   9555 [1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents 10683   8717 [1088] 2: I heard your husband died 13559   12609 [1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week 11417   9713
| | Mar 2014 [1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo 10884   8588 [1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something? 11439   9754 [1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven? 10732   8272 [1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl 12502   16048 [1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner 12423   11690 [1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore 14908   16328 [1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world 17962   16851 [1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place 11794   9681 [1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life 22564   23041 [1077] 14: What the hell are you watching? 10726   9213 [1076] 13: Struck out again did you? 9164   7684 [1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today? 11001   9324 [1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out 9616   7606 [1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife? 9954   10236 [1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it? 10033   8115 [1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date 11728   13693 [1070] 7: Is this the time to come home? 11471   12877 [1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that? 11372   11342 [1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please 21579   20198 [1067] 4: Do you have any pets? 13793   14300 [1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours? 13938   14633 [1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs 11300   12157 [1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency 10714   9000
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| Feb 2014 [1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us 12089   12203 [1062] 19: You look hung-over 12778   14223 [1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials? 13042   14051 [1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police? 21448   23562 [1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced 11716   12726 [1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today? 14098   12382 [1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl 10775   9181 [1056] 13: I won t be long 12526   17102 [1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded 12909   13901 [1054] 11: What are you doing? 12663   11323 [1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you 11038   10049 [1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling 11912   12261 [1051] 8: So where do we stand? 12261   10238 [1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to? 10162   11343 [1049] 6: Then she said 39887   41114 [1048] 5: And when the servant broke three 9803   11350 [1047] 4: It says here on this website 14453   12795 [1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through … 10513   9132 [1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt 10615   8525 [1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis 11346   11521
| | Jan 2014 [1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us 11102   9258 [1042] 17: Maybe I need some help 14929   16641 [1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane 11502   9588 [1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger 15067   16026 [1039] 14: Beep Beep! 14099   10250 [1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking 15970   13328 [1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place? 29253   21049 [1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me 32571   30580 [1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos 15328   15401 [1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days? 17292   14459 [1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day? 19659   17333 [1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself 30496   70928 [1031] 6: Damn it all! 33317   33974 [1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream 11298   11695 [1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise 10295   11421 [1028] 3: What are you reading? 10884   11283 [1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me! 11380   9410 [1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas 10564   8700
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