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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
6743 Current Rating: 6743 + 7514 = 14257 votesCurrent Rating: 6743 + 7514 = 14257 votes 7514

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
3437 Current Rating: 3437 + 3574 = 7011 votesCurrent Rating: 3437 + 3574 = 7011 votes 3574

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
4131 Current Rating: 4131 + 3783 = 7914 votesCurrent Rating: 4131 + 3783 = 7914 votes 3783

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
3638 Current Rating: 3638 + 5619 = 9257 votesCurrent Rating: 3638 + 5619 = 9257 votes 5619

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
3647 Current Rating: 3647 + 3773 = 7420 votesCurrent Rating: 3647 + 3773 = 7420 votes 3773

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
4610 Current Rating: 4610 + 4016 = 8626 votesCurrent Rating: 4610 + 4016 = 8626 votes 4016

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
3697 Current Rating: 3697 + 5676 = 9373 votesCurrent Rating: 3697 + 5676 = 9373 votes 5676

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
3668 Current Rating: 3668 + 2841 = 6509 votesCurrent Rating: 3668 + 2841 = 6509 votes 2841

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
3918 Current Rating: 3918 + 5902 = 9820 votesCurrent Rating: 3918 + 5902 = 9820 votes 5902

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
3503 Current Rating: 3503 + 3582 = 7085 votesCurrent Rating: 3503 + 3582 = 7085 votes 3582

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
3652 Current Rating: 3652 + 2819 = 6471 votesCurrent Rating: 3652 + 2819 = 6471 votes 2819

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
5153 Current Rating: 5153 + 4651 = 9804 votesCurrent Rating: 5153 + 4651 = 9804 votes 4651


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 5467 = 9085 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 5467 = 9085 votes 5467

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
3293 Current Rating: 3293 + 5263 = 8556 votesCurrent Rating: 3293 + 5263 = 8556 votes 5263

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
3139 Current Rating: 3139 + 2227 = 5366 votesCurrent Rating: 3139 + 2227 = 5366 votes 2227

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
4116 Current Rating: 4116 + 3154 = 7270 votesCurrent Rating: 4116 + 3154 = 7270 votes 3154

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
3275 Current Rating: 3275 + 5240 = 8515 votesCurrent Rating: 3275 + 5240 = 8515 votes 5240

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
3272 Current Rating: 3272 + 5004 = 8276 votesCurrent Rating: 3272 + 5004 = 8276 votes 5004

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
3459 Current Rating: 3459 + 4393 = 7852 votesCurrent Rating: 3459 + 4393 = 7852 votes 4393

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
3447 Current Rating: 3447 + 3559 = 7006 votesCurrent Rating: 3447 + 3559 = 7006 votes 3559

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
3620 Current Rating: 3620 + 2789 = 6409 votesCurrent Rating: 3620 + 2789 = 6409 votes 2789

[1220] 13: I need a double now
3468 Current Rating: 3468 + 5378 = 8846 votesCurrent Rating: 3468 + 5378 = 8846 votes 5378

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
3222 Current Rating: 3222 + 2288 = 5510 votesCurrent Rating: 3222 + 2288 = 5510 votes 2288

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
3809 Current Rating: 3809 + 4126 = 7935 votesCurrent Rating: 3809 + 4126 = 7935 votes 4126

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
4367 Current Rating: 4367 + 3422 = 7789 votesCurrent Rating: 4367 + 3422 = 7789 votes 3422

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
4076 Current Rating: 4076 + 3127 = 7203 votesCurrent Rating: 4076 + 3127 = 7203 votes 3127

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
3659 Current Rating: 3659 + 3071 = 6730 votesCurrent Rating: 3659 + 3071 = 6730 votes 3071

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
3493 Current Rating: 3493 + 2607 = 6100 votesCurrent Rating: 3493 + 2607 = 6100 votes 2607

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
5101 Current Rating: 5101 + 7313 = 12414 votesCurrent Rating: 5101 + 7313 = 12414 votes 7313

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
4186 Current Rating: 4186 + 3484 = 7670 votesCurrent Rating: 4186 + 3484 = 7670 votes 3484


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
3820 Current Rating: 3820 + 3174 = 6994 votesCurrent Rating: 3820 + 3174 = 6994 votes 3174

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
5048 Current Rating: 5048 + 5354 = 10402 votesCurrent Rating: 5048 + 5354 = 10402 votes 5354

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
4594 Current Rating: 4594 + 4165 = 8759 votesCurrent Rating: 4594 + 4165 = 8759 votes 4165

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
11453 Current Rating: 11453 + 13968 = 25421 votesCurrent Rating: 11453 + 13968 = 25421 votes 13968

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
6138 Current Rating: 6138 + 9638 = 15776 votesCurrent Rating: 6138 + 9638 = 15776 votes 9638

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
3932 Current Rating: 3932 + 3161 = 7093 votesCurrent Rating: 3932 + 3161 = 7093 votes 3161

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
14342 Current Rating: 14342 + 15773 = 30115 votesCurrent Rating: 14342 + 15773 = 30115 votes 15773

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
6141 Current Rating: 6141 + 6118 = 12259 votesCurrent Rating: 6141 + 6118 = 12259 votes 6118

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
4449 Current Rating: 4449 + 3486 = 7935 votesCurrent Rating: 4449 + 3486 = 7935 votes 3486

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
5450 Current Rating: 5450 + 8868 = 14318 votesCurrent Rating: 5450 + 8868 = 14318 votes 8868

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
4464 Current Rating: 4464 + 3597 = 8061 votesCurrent Rating: 4464 + 3597 = 8061 votes 3597

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
3456 Current Rating: 3456 + 2574 = 6030 votesCurrent Rating: 3456 + 2574 = 6030 votes 2574

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
3632 Current Rating: 3632 + 2790 = 6422 votesCurrent Rating: 3632 + 2790 = 6422 votes 2790

[1198] 10: Good morning class
4040 Current Rating: 4040 + 3337 = 7377 votesCurrent Rating: 4040 + 3337 = 7377 votes 3337

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
5527 Current Rating: 5527 + 4785 = 10312 votesCurrent Rating: 5527 + 4785 = 10312 votes 4785

[1196] 8: I
5412 Current Rating: 5412 + 5213 = 10625 votesCurrent Rating: 5412 + 5213 = 10625 votes 5213

[1195] 7: I do believe I
7407 Current Rating: 7407 + 7673 = 15080 votesCurrent Rating: 7407 + 7673 = 15080 votes 7673

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
3708 Current Rating: 3708 + 2920 = 6628 votesCurrent Rating: 3708 + 2920 = 6628 votes 2920

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
6707 Current Rating: 6707 + 7005 = 13712 votesCurrent Rating: 6707 + 7005 = 13712 votes 7005

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
4688 Current Rating: 4688 + 4510 = 9198 votesCurrent Rating: 4688 + 4510 = 9198 votes 4510

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
6922 Current Rating: 6922 + 5993 = 12915 votesCurrent Rating: 6922 + 5993 = 12915 votes 5993


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
4428 Current Rating: 4428 + 3489 = 7917 votesCurrent Rating: 4428 + 3489 = 7917 votes 3489

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
15909 Current Rating: 15909 + 17654 = 33563 votesCurrent Rating: 15909 + 17654 = 33563 votes 17654

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
10031 Current Rating: 10031 + 10972 = 21003 votesCurrent Rating: 10031 + 10972 = 21003 votes 10972

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
4893 Current Rating: 4893 + 4009 = 8902 votesCurrent Rating: 4893 + 4009 = 8902 votes 4009

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
4287 Current Rating: 4287 + 3520 = 7807 votesCurrent Rating: 4287 + 3520 = 7807 votes 3520

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
4875 Current Rating: 4875 + 6023 = 10898 votesCurrent Rating: 4875 + 6023 = 10898 votes 6023

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
3806 Current Rating: 3806 + 3268 = 7074 votesCurrent Rating: 3806 + 3268 = 7074 votes 3268

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
3483 Current Rating: 3483 + 2542 = 6025 votesCurrent Rating: 3483 + 2542 = 6025 votes 2542

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 2647 = 6110 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 2647 = 6110 votes 2647

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
5418 Current Rating: 5418 + 8079 = 13497 votesCurrent Rating: 5418 + 8079 = 13497 votes 8079

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
3121 Current Rating: 3121 + 2508 = 5629 votesCurrent Rating: 3121 + 2508 = 5629 votes 2508

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
4313 Current Rating: 4313 + 3445 = 7758 votesCurrent Rating: 4313 + 3445 = 7758 votes 3445

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
3569 Current Rating: 3569 + 3251 = 6820 votesCurrent Rating: 3569 + 3251 = 6820 votes 3251

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
3652 Current Rating: 3652 + 5544 = 9196 votesCurrent Rating: 3652 + 5544 = 9196 votes 5544

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
3833 Current Rating: 3833 + 3062 = 6895 votesCurrent Rating: 3833 + 3062 = 6895 votes 3062

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
4233 Current Rating: 4233 + 4497 = 8730 votesCurrent Rating: 4233 + 4497 = 8730 votes 4497

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
3499 Current Rating: 3499 + 2590 = 6089 votesCurrent Rating: 3499 + 2590 = 6089 votes 2590

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
3962 Current Rating: 3962 + 3243 = 7205 votesCurrent Rating: 3962 + 3243 = 7205 votes 3243

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
3666 Current Rating: 3666 + 2819 = 6485 votesCurrent Rating: 3666 + 2819 = 6485 votes 2819

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
3103 Current Rating: 3103 + 3321 = 6424 votesCurrent Rating: 3103 + 3321 = 6424 votes 3321


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
3727 Current Rating: 3727 + 3030 = 6757 votesCurrent Rating: 3727 + 3030 = 6757 votes 3030

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
3541 Current Rating: 3541 + 2605 = 6146 votesCurrent Rating: 3541 + 2605 = 6146 votes 2605

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
4170 Current Rating: 4170 + 4156 = 8326 votesCurrent Rating: 4170 + 4156 = 8326 votes 4156

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
3501 Current Rating: 3501 + 2809 = 6310 votesCurrent Rating: 3501 + 2809 = 6310 votes 2809

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
3213 Current Rating: 3213 + 2398 = 5611 votesCurrent Rating: 3213 + 2398 = 5611 votes 2398

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
3449 Current Rating: 3449 + 2750 = 6199 votesCurrent Rating: 3449 + 2750 = 6199 votes 2750

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
3647 Current Rating: 3647 + 2735 = 6382 votesCurrent Rating: 3647 + 2735 = 6382 votes 2735

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
3190 Current Rating: 3190 + 2264 = 5454 votesCurrent Rating: 3190 + 2264 = 5454 votes 2264

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
2962 Current Rating: 2962 + 2118 = 5080 votesCurrent Rating: 2962 + 2118 = 5080 votes 2118

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
4330 Current Rating: 4330 + 3460 = 7790 votesCurrent Rating: 4330 + 3460 = 7790 votes 3460

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 2952 = 6415 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 2952 = 6415 votes 2952

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
3734 Current Rating: 3734 + 3139 = 6873 votesCurrent Rating: 3734 + 3139 = 6873 votes 3139

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
3446 Current Rating: 3446 + 2513 = 5959 votesCurrent Rating: 3446 + 2513 = 5959 votes 2513

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
5924 Current Rating: 5924 + 8625 = 14549 votesCurrent Rating: 5924 + 8625 = 14549 votes 8625

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
3763 Current Rating: 3763 + 3069 = 6832 votesCurrent Rating: 3763 + 3069 = 6832 votes 3069

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
5349 Current Rating: 5349 + 7459 = 12808 votesCurrent Rating: 5349 + 7459 = 12808 votes 7459


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
4310 Current Rating: 4310 + 3641 = 7951 votesCurrent Rating: 4310 + 3641 = 7951 votes 3641

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
4748 Current Rating: 4748 + 6630 = 11378 votesCurrent Rating: 4748 + 6630 = 11378 votes 6630

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
11232 Current Rating: 11232 + 12979 = 24211 votesCurrent Rating: 11232 + 12979 = 24211 votes 12979

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
5924 Current Rating: 5924 + 6403 = 12327 votesCurrent Rating: 5924 + 6403 = 12327 votes 6403

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
3683 Current Rating: 3683 + 2934 = 6617 votesCurrent Rating: 3683 + 2934 = 6617 votes 2934

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
4125 Current Rating: 4125 + 5818 = 9943 votesCurrent Rating: 4125 + 5818 = 9943 votes 5818

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
3657 Current Rating: 3657 + 2800 = 6457 votesCurrent Rating: 3657 + 2800 = 6457 votes 2800

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
3450 Current Rating: 3450 + 3760 = 7210 votesCurrent Rating: 3450 + 3760 = 7210 votes 3760

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
4483 Current Rating: 4483 + 6364 = 10847 votesCurrent Rating: 4483 + 6364 = 10847 votes 6364

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
3155 Current Rating: 3155 + 2310 = 5465 votesCurrent Rating: 3155 + 2310 = 5465 votes 2310


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
4336 Current Rating: 4336 + 8225 = 12561 votesCurrent Rating: 4336 + 8225 = 12561 votes 8225

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
3899 Current Rating: 3899 + 4023 = 7922 votesCurrent Rating: 3899 + 4023 = 7922 votes 4023

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
3491 Current Rating: 3491 + 5324 = 8815 votesCurrent Rating: 3491 + 5324 = 8815 votes 5324

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
3477 Current Rating: 3477 + 2743 = 6220 votesCurrent Rating: 3477 + 2743 = 6220 votes 2743

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
3256 Current Rating: 3256 + 2597 = 5853 votesCurrent Rating: 3256 + 2597 = 5853 votes 2597

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
5723 Current Rating: 5723 + 5360 = 11083 votesCurrent Rating: 5723 + 5360 = 11083 votes 5360

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
3731 Current Rating: 3731 + 6609 = 10340 votesCurrent Rating: 3731 + 6609 = 10340 votes 6609

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
11123 Current Rating: 11123 + 11423 = 22546 votesCurrent Rating: 11123 + 11423 = 22546 votes 11423

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
4305 Current Rating: 4305 + 4020 = 8325 votesCurrent Rating: 4305 + 4020 = 8325 votes 4020

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
4917 Current Rating: 4917 + 6541 = 11458 votesCurrent Rating: 4917 + 6541 = 11458 votes 6541

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
5304 Current Rating: 5304 + 4971 = 10275 votesCurrent Rating: 5304 + 4971 = 10275 votes 4971

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
4941 Current Rating: 4941 + 4149 = 9090 votesCurrent Rating: 4941 + 4149 = 9090 votes 4149

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
10023 Current Rating: 10023 + 12553 = 22576 votesCurrent Rating: 10023 + 12553 = 22576 votes 12553

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
4636 Current Rating: 4636 + 6418 = 11054 votesCurrent Rating: 4636 + 6418 = 11054 votes 6418

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
5314 Current Rating: 5314 + 6285 = 11599 votesCurrent Rating: 5314 + 6285 = 11599 votes 6285

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
3427 Current Rating: 3427 + 2733 = 6160 votesCurrent Rating: 3427 + 2733 = 6160 votes 2733

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
4280 Current Rating: 4280 + 6066 = 10346 votesCurrent Rating: 4280 + 6066 = 10346 votes 6066

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
4200 Current Rating: 4200 + 3649 = 7849 votesCurrent Rating: 4200 + 3649 = 7849 votes 3649

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
3648 Current Rating: 3648 + 3284 = 6932 votesCurrent Rating: 3648 + 3284 = 6932 votes 3284

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
4617 Current Rating: 4617 + 5506 = 10123 votesCurrent Rating: 4617 + 5506 = 10123 votes 5506

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
4528 Current Rating: 4528 + 6366 = 10894 votesCurrent Rating: 4528 + 6366 = 10894 votes 6366

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
3790 Current Rating: 3790 + 2979 = 6769 votesCurrent Rating: 3790 + 2979 = 6769 votes 2979

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
3486 Current Rating: 3486 + 2630 = 6116 votesCurrent Rating: 3486 + 2630 = 6116 votes 2630

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
5687 Current Rating: 5687 + 6992 = 12679 votesCurrent Rating: 5687 + 6992 = 12679 votes 6992


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
3888 Current Rating: 3888 + 3106 = 6994 votesCurrent Rating: 3888 + 3106 = 6994 votes 3106

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
4053 Current Rating: 4053 + 3792 = 7845 votesCurrent Rating: 4053 + 3792 = 7845 votes 3792

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
3122 Current Rating: 3122 + 4126 = 7248 votesCurrent Rating: 3122 + 4126 = 7248 votes 4126

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
3522 Current Rating: 3522 + 2892 = 6414 votesCurrent Rating: 3522 + 2892 = 6414 votes 2892

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
3455 Current Rating: 3455 + 3502 = 6957 votesCurrent Rating: 3455 + 3502 = 6957 votes 3502

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
4546 Current Rating: 4546 + 5990 = 10536 votesCurrent Rating: 4546 + 5990 = 10536 votes 5990

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
3994 Current Rating: 3994 + 5765 = 9759 votesCurrent Rating: 3994 + 5765 = 9759 votes 5765

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
3817 Current Rating: 3817 + 5752 = 9569 votesCurrent Rating: 3817 + 5752 = 9569 votes 5752

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
3455 Current Rating: 3455 + 2848 = 6303 votesCurrent Rating: 3455 + 2848 = 6303 votes 2848

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
3141 Current Rating: 3141 + 2311 = 5452 votesCurrent Rating: 3141 + 2311 = 5452 votes 2311

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
5853 Current Rating: 5853 + 5386 = 11239 votesCurrent Rating: 5853 + 5386 = 11239 votes 5386

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
4036 Current Rating: 4036 + 4455 = 8491 votesCurrent Rating: 4036 + 4455 = 8491 votes 4455

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
3497 Current Rating: 3497 + 3253 = 6750 votesCurrent Rating: 3497 + 3253 = 6750 votes 3253

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
3544 Current Rating: 3544 + 5461 = 9005 votesCurrent Rating: 3544 + 5461 = 9005 votes 5461

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
3461 Current Rating: 3461 + 2602 = 6063 votesCurrent Rating: 3461 + 2602 = 6063 votes 2602

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
3534 Current Rating: 3534 + 2709 = 6243 votesCurrent Rating: 3534 + 2709 = 6243 votes 2709

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
3236 Current Rating: 3236 + 2451 = 5687 votesCurrent Rating: 3236 + 2451 = 5687 votes 2451

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
3498 Current Rating: 3498 + 2826 = 6324 votesCurrent Rating: 3498 + 2826 = 6324 votes 2826

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
3681 Current Rating: 3681 + 2910 = 6591 votesCurrent Rating: 3681 + 2910 = 6591 votes 2910


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
3220 Current Rating: 3220 + 2313 = 5533 votesCurrent Rating: 3220 + 2313 = 5533 votes 2313

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
3733 Current Rating: 3733 + 4849 = 8582 votesCurrent Rating: 3733 + 4849 = 8582 votes 4849

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
3968 Current Rating: 3968 + 3040 = 7008 votesCurrent Rating: 3968 + 3040 = 7008 votes 3040

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
3539 Current Rating: 3539 + 3210 = 6749 votesCurrent Rating: 3539 + 3210 = 6749 votes 3210

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
4134 Current Rating: 4134 + 3355 = 7489 votesCurrent Rating: 4134 + 3355 = 7489 votes 3355

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
3772 Current Rating: 3772 + 5670 = 9442 votesCurrent Rating: 3772 + 5670 = 9442 votes 5670

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
5226 Current Rating: 5226 + 5510 = 10736 votesCurrent Rating: 5226 + 5510 = 10736 votes 5510

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
3911 Current Rating: 3911 + 4882 = 8793 votesCurrent Rating: 3911 + 4882 = 8793 votes 4882

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
3147 Current Rating: 3147 + 2760 = 5907 votesCurrent Rating: 3147 + 2760 = 5907 votes 2760

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
4378 Current Rating: 4378 + 4254 = 8632 votesCurrent Rating: 4378 + 4254 = 8632 votes 4254

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
10924 Current Rating: 10924 + 11751 = 22675 votesCurrent Rating: 10924 + 11751 = 22675 votes 11751

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
3895 Current Rating: 3895 + 3640 = 7535 votesCurrent Rating: 3895 + 3640 = 7535 votes 3640

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
3678 Current Rating: 3678 + 3048 = 6726 votesCurrent Rating: 3678 + 3048 = 6726 votes 3048

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
3736 Current Rating: 3736 + 2901 = 6637 votesCurrent Rating: 3736 + 2901 = 6637 votes 2901

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
4193 Current Rating: 4193 + 3318 = 7511 votesCurrent Rating: 4193 + 3318 = 7511 votes 3318


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
3823 Current Rating: 3823 + 2981 = 6804 votesCurrent Rating: 3823 + 2981 = 6804 votes 2981

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
4096 Current Rating: 4096 + 3341 = 7437 votesCurrent Rating: 4096 + 3341 = 7437 votes 3341

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
3680 Current Rating: 3680 + 3035 = 6715 votesCurrent Rating: 3680 + 3035 = 6715 votes 3035

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
4828 Current Rating: 4828 + 8452 = 13280 votesCurrent Rating: 4828 + 8452 = 13280 votes 8452

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
4777 Current Rating: 4777 + 4314 = 9091 votesCurrent Rating: 4777 + 4314 = 9091 votes 4314

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
9354 Current Rating: 9354 + 11143 = 20497 votesCurrent Rating: 9354 + 11143 = 20497 votes 11143

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
4197 Current Rating: 4197 + 3460 = 7657 votesCurrent Rating: 4197 + 3460 = 7657 votes 3460

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
3648 Current Rating: 3648 + 2874 = 6522 votesCurrent Rating: 3648 + 2874 = 6522 votes 2874

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
15818 Current Rating: 15818 + 17404 = 33222 votesCurrent Rating: 15818 + 17404 = 33222 votes 17404

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
4322 Current Rating: 4322 + 3618 = 7940 votesCurrent Rating: 4322 + 3618 = 7940 votes 3618

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
2792 Current Rating: 2792 + 2195 = 4987 votesCurrent Rating: 2792 + 2195 = 4987 votes 2195

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
3764 Current Rating: 3764 + 3213 = 6977 votesCurrent Rating: 3764 + 3213 = 6977 votes 3213

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
3248 Current Rating: 3248 + 2583 = 5831 votesCurrent Rating: 3248 + 2583 = 5831 votes 2583

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
4439 Current Rating: 4439 + 5412 = 9851 votesCurrent Rating: 4439 + 5412 = 9851 votes 5412

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
3798 Current Rating: 3798 + 3283 = 7081 votesCurrent Rating: 3798 + 3283 = 7081 votes 3283

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
4585 Current Rating: 4585 + 6938 = 11523 votesCurrent Rating: 4585 + 6938 = 11523 votes 6938

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
4628 Current Rating: 4628 + 6748 = 11376 votesCurrent Rating: 4628 + 6748 = 11376 votes 6748

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
5321 Current Rating: 5321 + 5767 = 11088 votesCurrent Rating: 5321 + 5767 = 11088 votes 5767

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
12386 Current Rating: 12386 + 13564 = 25950 votesCurrent Rating: 12386 + 13564 = 25950 votes 13564

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
8824 Current Rating: 8824 + 9596 = 18420 votesCurrent Rating: 8824 + 9596 = 18420 votes 9596

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
5875 Current Rating: 5875 + 6010 = 11885 votesCurrent Rating: 5875 + 6010 = 11885 votes 6010

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
4706 Current Rating: 4706 + 6080 = 10786 votesCurrent Rating: 4706 + 6080 = 10786 votes 6080

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
4178 Current Rating: 4178 + 3493 = 7671 votesCurrent Rating: 4178 + 3493 = 7671 votes 3493


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
4051 Current Rating: 4051 + 4375 = 8426 votesCurrent Rating: 4051 + 4375 = 8426 votes 4375

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
3516 Current Rating: 3516 + 5334 = 8850 votesCurrent Rating: 3516 + 5334 = 8850 votes 5334

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
5411 Current Rating: 5411 + 6678 = 12089 votesCurrent Rating: 5411 + 6678 = 12089 votes 6678

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
14946 Current Rating: 14946 + 17854 = 32800 votesCurrent Rating: 14946 + 17854 = 32800 votes 17854

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
5722 Current Rating: 5722 + 6900 = 12622 votesCurrent Rating: 5722 + 6900 = 12622 votes 6900

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
4197 Current Rating: 4197 + 3329 = 7526 votesCurrent Rating: 4197 + 3329 = 7526 votes 3329

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
4266 Current Rating: 4266 + 3375 = 7641 votesCurrent Rating: 4266 + 3375 = 7641 votes 3375

[1056] 13: I won t be long
4986 Current Rating: 4986 + 7745 = 12731 votesCurrent Rating: 4986 + 7745 = 12731 votes 7745

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
6467 Current Rating: 6467 + 6661 = 13128 votesCurrent Rating: 6467 + 6661 = 13128 votes 6661

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
4267 Current Rating: 4267 + 3389 = 7656 votesCurrent Rating: 4267 + 3389 = 7656 votes 3389

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
4677 Current Rating: 4677 + 4766 = 9443 votesCurrent Rating: 4677 + 4766 = 9443 votes 4766

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
3670 Current Rating: 3670 + 5583 = 9253 votesCurrent Rating: 3670 + 5583 = 9253 votes 5583

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
3780 Current Rating: 3780 + 3092 = 6872 votesCurrent Rating: 3780 + 3092 = 6872 votes 3092

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
4462 Current Rating: 4462 + 6457 = 10919 votesCurrent Rating: 4462 + 6457 = 10919 votes 6457

[1049] 6: Then she said
33577 Current Rating: 33577 + 35597 = 69174 votesCurrent Rating: 33577 + 35597 = 69174 votes 35597

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
4675 Current Rating: 4675 + 7109 = 11784 votesCurrent Rating: 4675 + 7109 = 11784 votes 7109

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
3004 Current Rating: 3004 + 2388 = 5392 votesCurrent Rating: 3004 + 2388 = 5392 votes 2388

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
3075 Current Rating: 3075 + 2273 = 5348 votesCurrent Rating: 3075 + 2273 = 5348 votes 2273

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
3838 Current Rating: 3838 + 3157 = 6995 votesCurrent Rating: 3838 + 3157 = 6995 votes 3157

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
4762 Current Rating: 4762 + 6478 = 11240 votesCurrent Rating: 4762 + 6478 = 11240 votes 6478


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
4030 Current Rating: 4030 + 3179 = 7209 votesCurrent Rating: 4030 + 3179 = 7209 votes 3179

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
4623 Current Rating: 4623 + 6294 = 10917 votesCurrent Rating: 4623 + 6294 = 10917 votes 6294

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
4094 Current Rating: 4094 + 3425 = 7519 votesCurrent Rating: 4094 + 3425 = 7519 votes 3425

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
7988 Current Rating: 7988 + 9155 = 17143 votesCurrent Rating: 7988 + 9155 = 17143 votes 9155

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
4538 Current Rating: 4538 + 3632 = 8170 votesCurrent Rating: 4538 + 3632 = 8170 votes 3632

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
4376 Current Rating: 4376 + 7112 = 11488 votesCurrent Rating: 4376 + 7112 = 11488 votes 7112

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
11669 Current Rating: 11669 + 12954 = 24623 votesCurrent Rating: 11669 + 12954 = 24623 votes 12954

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
17934 Current Rating: 17934 + 21668 = 39602 votesCurrent Rating: 17934 + 21668 = 39602 votes 21668

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
6188 Current Rating: 6188 + 8768 = 14956 votesCurrent Rating: 6188 + 8768 = 14956 votes 8768

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
3813 Current Rating: 3813 + 3950 = 7763 votesCurrent Rating: 3813 + 3950 = 7763 votes 3950

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
5830 Current Rating: 5830 + 6548 = 12378 votesCurrent Rating: 5830 + 6548 = 12378 votes 6548

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
6975 Current Rating: 6975 + 6742 = 13717 votesCurrent Rating: 6975 + 6742 = 13717 votes 6742

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
4446 Current Rating: 4446 + 5349 = 9795 votesCurrent Rating: 4446 + 5349 = 9795 votes 5349

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
4352 Current Rating: 4352 + 6014 = 10366 votesCurrent Rating: 4352 + 6014 = 10366 votes 6014

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
4643 Current Rating: 4643 + 5573 = 10216 votesCurrent Rating: 4643 + 5573 = 10216 votes 5573

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
4200 Current Rating: 4200 + 3245 = 7445 votesCurrent Rating: 4200 + 3245 = 7445 votes 3245

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
3992 Current Rating: 3992 + 3206 = 7198 votesCurrent Rating: 3992 + 3206 = 7198 votes 3206






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