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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
20449 Current Rating: 20449 + 21590 = 42039 votesCurrent Rating: 20449 + 21590 = 42039 votes 21590

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
8471 Current Rating: 8471 + 7741 = 16212 votesCurrent Rating: 8471 + 7741 = 16212 votes 7741

[791] 19: So we’re going to court tomorrow
8958 Current Rating: 8958 + 8207 = 17165 votesCurrent Rating: 8958 + 8207 = 17165 votes 8207

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
8158 Current Rating: 8158 + 7011 = 15169 votesCurrent Rating: 8158 + 7011 = 15169 votes 7011

[789] 17: Dad, I’m hungry!
24162 Current Rating: 24162 + 27756 = 51918 votesCurrent Rating: 24162 + 27756 = 51918 votes 27756

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
10997 Current Rating: 10997 + 13017 = 24014 votesCurrent Rating: 10997 + 13017 = 24014 votes 13017

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
8937 Current Rating: 8937 + 8122 = 17059 votesCurrent Rating: 8937 + 8122 = 17059 votes 8122

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
20082 Current Rating: 20082 + 21511 = 41593 votesCurrent Rating: 20082 + 21511 = 41593 votes 21511

[785] 11: What’s wrong now?
10482 Current Rating: 10482 + 8979 = 19461 votesCurrent Rating: 10482 + 8979 = 19461 votes 8979

[784] 10: What’s going on?
10507 Current Rating: 10507 + 7691 = 18198 votesCurrent Rating: 10507 + 7691 = 18198 votes 7691

[783] 7: What now?
15428 Current Rating: 15428 + 10040 = 25468 votesCurrent Rating: 15428 + 10040 = 25468 votes 10040

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
19261 Current Rating: 19261 + 13638 = 32899 votesCurrent Rating: 19261 + 13638 = 32899 votes 13638

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
16395 Current Rating: 16395 + 13060 = 29455 votesCurrent Rating: 16395 + 13060 = 29455 votes 13060

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
12277 Current Rating: 12277 + 8673 = 20950 votesCurrent Rating: 12277 + 8673 = 20950 votes 8673

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
9049 Current Rating: 9049 + 7385 = 16434 votesCurrent Rating: 9049 + 7385 = 16434 votes 7385


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
10133 Current Rating: 10133 + 9332 = 19465 votesCurrent Rating: 10133 + 9332 = 19465 votes 9332

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
9261 Current Rating: 9261 + 9687 = 18948 votesCurrent Rating: 9261 + 9687 = 18948 votes 9687

[776] 28: Are you awake?
11591 Current Rating: 11591 + 10446 = 22037 votesCurrent Rating: 11591 + 10446 = 22037 votes 10446

[775] 27: What’s all this?
8906 Current Rating: 8906 + 8394 = 17300 votesCurrent Rating: 8906 + 8394 = 17300 votes 8394

[774] 26: When I got home last night
11795 Current Rating: 11795 + 10613 = 22408 votesCurrent Rating: 11795 + 10613 = 22408 votes 10613

[773] 23: You know, I’m actually glad it’s a work day today
12449 Current Rating: 12449 + 13246 = 25695 votesCurrent Rating: 12449 + 13246 = 25695 votes 13246

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
8931 Current Rating: 8931 + 8379 = 17310 votesCurrent Rating: 8931 + 8379 = 17310 votes 8379

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
7655 Current Rating: 7655 + 6349 = 14004 votesCurrent Rating: 7655 + 6349 = 14004 votes 6349

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
9535 Current Rating: 9535 + 11291 = 20826 votesCurrent Rating: 9535 + 11291 = 20826 votes 11291

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
10552 Current Rating: 10552 + 9915 = 20467 votesCurrent Rating: 10552 + 9915 = 20467 votes 9915

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
13355 Current Rating: 13355 + 12479 = 25834 votesCurrent Rating: 13355 + 12479 = 25834 votes 12479

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
11581 Current Rating: 11581 + 13111 = 24692 votesCurrent Rating: 11581 + 13111 = 24692 votes 13111

[766] 13: How’s it going with your new girlfriend?
11991 Current Rating: 11991 + 14030 = 26021 votesCurrent Rating: 11991 + 14030 = 26021 votes 14030

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
8971 Current Rating: 8971 + 7977 = 16948 votesCurrent Rating: 8971 + 7977 = 16948 votes 7977

[764] 9: Hi, where’s the baby?
8990 Current Rating: 8990 + 7895 = 16885 votesCurrent Rating: 8990 + 7895 = 16885 votes 7895

[763] 8: Would you love me more
9763 Current Rating: 9763 + 9603 = 19366 votesCurrent Rating: 9763 + 9603 = 19366 votes 9603

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
15091 Current Rating: 15091 + 17494 = 32585 votesCurrent Rating: 15091 + 17494 = 32585 votes 17494

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
9630 Current Rating: 9630 + 8838 = 18468 votesCurrent Rating: 9630 + 8838 = 18468 votes 8838

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
8353 Current Rating: 8353 + 7426 = 15779 votesCurrent Rating: 8353 + 7426 = 15779 votes 7426

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
10274 Current Rating: 10274 + 9623 = 19897 votesCurrent Rating: 10274 + 9623 = 19897 votes 9623

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
7916 Current Rating: 7916 + 7335 = 15251 votesCurrent Rating: 7916 + 7335 = 15251 votes 7335


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
8796 Current Rating: 8796 + 8146 = 16942 votesCurrent Rating: 8796 + 8146 = 16942 votes 8146

[756] 30: Good morning sir
10211 Current Rating: 10211 + 8907 = 19118 votesCurrent Rating: 10211 + 8907 = 19118 votes 8907

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
11428 Current Rating: 11428 + 8750 = 20178 votesCurrent Rating: 11428 + 8750 = 20178 votes 8750

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
17488 Current Rating: 17488 + 11111 = 28599 votesCurrent Rating: 17488 + 11111 = 28599 votes 11111

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
11378 Current Rating: 11378 + 9160 = 20538 votesCurrent Rating: 11378 + 9160 = 20538 votes 9160

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
9443 Current Rating: 9443 + 9610 = 19053 votesCurrent Rating: 9443 + 9610 = 19053 votes 9610

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
10318 Current Rating: 10318 + 8364 = 18682 votesCurrent Rating: 10318 + 8364 = 18682 votes 8364

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
9329 Current Rating: 9329 + 8442 = 17771 votesCurrent Rating: 9329 + 8442 = 17771 votes 8442

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
9638 Current Rating: 9638 + 8436 = 18074 votesCurrent Rating: 9638 + 8436 = 18074 votes 8436

[748] 18: What are you watching?
10846 Current Rating: 10846 + 9882 = 20728 votesCurrent Rating: 10846 + 9882 = 20728 votes 9882

[747] 17: See you later
11011 Current Rating: 11011 + 9772 = 20783 votesCurrent Rating: 11011 + 9772 = 20783 votes 9772

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
6679 Current Rating: 6679 + 7487 = 14166 votesCurrent Rating: 6679 + 7487 = 14166 votes 7487

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
8532 Current Rating: 8532 + 11783 = 20315 votesCurrent Rating: 8532 + 11783 = 20315 votes 11783

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
39936 Current Rating: 39936 + 42767 = 82703 votesCurrent Rating: 39936 + 42767 = 82703 votes 42767

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
18688 Current Rating: 18688 + 26684 = 45372 votesCurrent Rating: 18688 + 26684 = 45372 votes 26684

[742] 10: You look miserable
11658 Current Rating: 11658 + 11213 = 22871 votesCurrent Rating: 11658 + 11213 = 22871 votes 11213

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
9613 Current Rating: 9613 + 8793 = 18406 votesCurrent Rating: 9613 + 8793 = 18406 votes 8793

[740] 8: What are you reading?
8636 Current Rating: 8636 + 7813 = 16449 votesCurrent Rating: 8636 + 7813 = 16449 votes 7813

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
9960 Current Rating: 9960 + 9232 = 19192 votesCurrent Rating: 9960 + 9232 = 19192 votes 9232

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
10784 Current Rating: 10784 + 9777 = 20561 votesCurrent Rating: 10784 + 9777 = 20561 votes 9777

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
7894 Current Rating: 7894 + 6935 = 14829 votesCurrent Rating: 7894 + 6935 = 14829 votes 6935

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
10210 Current Rating: 10210 + 11591 = 21801 votesCurrent Rating: 10210 + 11591 = 21801 votes 11591

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
28262 Current Rating: 28262 + 29458 = 57720 votesCurrent Rating: 28262 + 29458 = 57720 votes 29458


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
9050 Current Rating: 9050 + 8501 = 17551 votesCurrent Rating: 9050 + 8501 = 17551 votes 8501

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
17531 Current Rating: 17531 + 17010 = 34541 votesCurrent Rating: 17531 + 17010 = 34541 votes 17010

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
10544 Current Rating: 10544 + 11267 = 21811 votesCurrent Rating: 10544 + 11267 = 21811 votes 11267

[731] 21: What have you got there?
10431 Current Rating: 10431 + 9518 = 19949 votesCurrent Rating: 10431 + 9518 = 19949 votes 9518

[730] 20: Where have you been?
26205 Current Rating: 26205 + 27255 = 53460 votesCurrent Rating: 26205 + 27255 = 53460 votes 27255

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
11220 Current Rating: 11220 + 10389 = 21609 votesCurrent Rating: 11220 + 10389 = 21609 votes 10389

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
8218 Current Rating: 8218 + 7289 = 15507 votesCurrent Rating: 8218 + 7289 = 15507 votes 7289

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
9075 Current Rating: 9075 + 9453 = 18528 votesCurrent Rating: 9075 + 9453 = 18528 votes 9453

[726] 14: Do you know what
9937 Current Rating: 9937 + 8903 = 18840 votesCurrent Rating: 9937 + 8903 = 18840 votes 8903

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
9459 Current Rating: 9459 + 8774 = 18233 votesCurrent Rating: 9459 + 8774 = 18233 votes 8774

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
8862 Current Rating: 8862 + 7925 = 16787 votesCurrent Rating: 8862 + 7925 = 16787 votes 7925

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
10415 Current Rating: 10415 + 11073 = 21488 votesCurrent Rating: 10415 + 11073 = 21488 votes 11073

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
8289 Current Rating: 8289 + 8856 = 17145 votesCurrent Rating: 8289 + 8856 = 17145 votes 8856

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
10194 Current Rating: 10194 + 9619 = 19813 votesCurrent Rating: 10194 + 9619 = 19813 votes 9619

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
10523 Current Rating: 10523 + 9537 = 20060 votesCurrent Rating: 10523 + 9537 = 20060 votes 9537

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
9888 Current Rating: 9888 + 9246 = 19134 votesCurrent Rating: 9888 + 9246 = 19134 votes 9246

[718] 3: What are you watching?
8995 Current Rating: 8995 + 10607 = 19602 votesCurrent Rating: 8995 + 10607 = 19602 votes 10607


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
9555 Current Rating: 9555 + 9061 = 18616 votesCurrent Rating: 9555 + 9061 = 18616 votes 9061

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
11778 Current Rating: 11778 + 11010 = 22788 votesCurrent Rating: 11778 + 11010 = 22788 votes 11010

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
7806 Current Rating: 7806 + 8593 = 16399 votesCurrent Rating: 7806 + 8593 = 16399 votes 8593

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
8837 Current Rating: 8837 + 7920 = 16757 votesCurrent Rating: 8837 + 7920 = 16757 votes 7920

[713] 27: And now Mom?
8264 Current Rating: 8264 + 9195 = 17459 votesCurrent Rating: 8264 + 9195 = 17459 votes 9195

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
9181 Current Rating: 9181 + 8252 = 17433 votesCurrent Rating: 9181 + 8252 = 17433 votes 8252

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
9021 Current Rating: 9021 + 8992 = 18013 votesCurrent Rating: 9021 + 8992 = 18013 votes 8992

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
11242 Current Rating: 11242 + 10291 = 21533 votesCurrent Rating: 11242 + 10291 = 21533 votes 10291

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
9483 Current Rating: 9483 + 8742 = 18225 votesCurrent Rating: 9483 + 8742 = 18225 votes 8742

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
8141 Current Rating: 8141 + 6999 = 15140 votesCurrent Rating: 8141 + 6999 = 15140 votes 6999

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
9314 Current Rating: 9314 + 8062 = 17376 votesCurrent Rating: 9314 + 8062 = 17376 votes 8062

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
9690 Current Rating: 9690 + 11279 = 20969 votesCurrent Rating: 9690 + 11279 = 20969 votes 11279

[705] 15: I’m not calling her a slut
14405 Current Rating: 14405 + 13977 = 28382 votesCurrent Rating: 14405 + 13977 = 28382 votes 13977

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
10879 Current Rating: 10879 + 11940 = 22819 votesCurrent Rating: 10879 + 11940 = 22819 votes 11940

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
10425 Current Rating: 10425 + 9530 = 19955 votesCurrent Rating: 10425 + 9530 = 19955 votes 9530

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
8819 Current Rating: 8819 + 8219 = 17038 votesCurrent Rating: 8819 + 8219 = 17038 votes 8219

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
9605 Current Rating: 9605 + 8793 = 18398 votesCurrent Rating: 9605 + 8793 = 18398 votes 8793

[700] 6: There, all finished
11045 Current Rating: 11045 + 11594 = 22639 votesCurrent Rating: 11045 + 11594 = 22639 votes 11594

[699] 3: There, all finished
91681 Current Rating: 91681 + 106735 = 198416 votesCurrent Rating: 91681 + 106735 = 198416 votes 106735

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
10899 Current Rating: 10899 + 12984 = 23883 votesCurrent Rating: 10899 + 12984 = 23883 votes 12984

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
9569 Current Rating: 9569 + 8616 = 18185 votesCurrent Rating: 9569 + 8616 = 18185 votes 8616


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
10087 Current Rating: 10087 + 9463 = 19550 votesCurrent Rating: 10087 + 9463 = 19550 votes 9463

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
17652 Current Rating: 17652 + 19725 = 37377 votesCurrent Rating: 17652 + 19725 = 37377 votes 19725

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
10888 Current Rating: 10888 + 10010 = 20898 votesCurrent Rating: 10888 + 10010 = 20898 votes 10010

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
8898 Current Rating: 8898 + 9569 = 18467 votesCurrent Rating: 8898 + 9569 = 18467 votes 9569

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
9398 Current Rating: 9398 + 8510 = 17908 votesCurrent Rating: 9398 + 8510 = 17908 votes 8510

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
8131 Current Rating: 8131 + 7172 = 15303 votesCurrent Rating: 8131 + 7172 = 15303 votes 7172

[690] 23: The papers are signed
10512 Current Rating: 10512 + 11751 = 22263 votesCurrent Rating: 10512 + 11751 = 22263 votes 11751

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
10462 Current Rating: 10462 + 12099 = 22561 votesCurrent Rating: 10462 + 12099 = 22561 votes 12099

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
9869 Current Rating: 9869 + 9401 = 19270 votesCurrent Rating: 9869 + 9401 = 19270 votes 9401

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
7861 Current Rating: 7861 + 6519 = 14380 votesCurrent Rating: 7861 + 6519 = 14380 votes 6519

[686] 17: I have something to confess
9005 Current Rating: 9005 + 7921 = 16926 votesCurrent Rating: 9005 + 7921 = 16926 votes 7921

[685] 16: How your location can change
9135 Current Rating: 9135 + 8315 = 17450 votesCurrent Rating: 9135 + 8315 = 17450 votes 8315

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
9413 Current Rating: 9413 + 9418 = 18831 votesCurrent Rating: 9413 + 9418 = 18831 votes 9418

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
11522 Current Rating: 11522 + 13026 = 24548 votesCurrent Rating: 11522 + 13026 = 24548 votes 13026

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
10879 Current Rating: 10879 + 10539 = 21418 votesCurrent Rating: 10879 + 10539 = 21418 votes 10539

[681] 9: Why does everything
11435 Current Rating: 11435 + 10645 = 22080 votesCurrent Rating: 11435 + 10645 = 22080 votes 10645

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
7597 Current Rating: 7597 + 7377 = 14974 votesCurrent Rating: 7597 + 7377 = 14974 votes 7377

[679] 5: You re late again
62717 Current Rating: 62717 + 62232 = 124949 votesCurrent Rating: 62717 + 62232 = 124949 votes 62232

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
27625 Current Rating: 27625 + 27221 = 54846 votesCurrent Rating: 27625 + 27221 = 54846 votes 27221

[677] 3: What s the difference
8817 Current Rating: 8817 + 7753 = 16570 votesCurrent Rating: 8817 + 7753 = 16570 votes 7753

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
10077 Current Rating: 10077 + 9234 = 19311 votesCurrent Rating: 10077 + 9234 = 19311 votes 9234


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
9231 Current Rating: 9231 + 8183 = 17414 votesCurrent Rating: 9231 + 8183 = 17414 votes 8183

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
10354 Current Rating: 10354 + 9910 = 20264 votesCurrent Rating: 10354 + 9910 = 20264 votes 9910

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
8942 Current Rating: 8942 + 9622 = 18564 votesCurrent Rating: 8942 + 9622 = 18564 votes 9622

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
10793 Current Rating: 10793 + 9873 = 20666 votesCurrent Rating: 10793 + 9873 = 20666 votes 9873

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
11791 Current Rating: 11791 + 11025 = 22816 votesCurrent Rating: 11791 + 11025 = 22816 votes 11025

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
7708 Current Rating: 7708 + 8454 = 16162 votesCurrent Rating: 7708 + 8454 = 16162 votes 8454

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
9637 Current Rating: 9637 + 8744 = 18381 votesCurrent Rating: 9637 + 8744 = 18381 votes 8744

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
9047 Current Rating: 9047 + 9302 = 18349 votesCurrent Rating: 9047 + 9302 = 18349 votes 9302

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
7909 Current Rating: 7909 + 6770 = 14679 votesCurrent Rating: 7909 + 6770 = 14679 votes 6770

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
8733 Current Rating: 8733 + 7568 = 16301 votesCurrent Rating: 8733 + 7568 = 16301 votes 7568

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
9935 Current Rating: 9935 + 9533 = 19468 votesCurrent Rating: 9935 + 9533 = 19468 votes 9533

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
8549 Current Rating: 8549 + 7662 = 16211 votesCurrent Rating: 8549 + 7662 = 16211 votes 7662

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
9954 Current Rating: 9954 + 9386 = 19340 votesCurrent Rating: 9954 + 9386 = 19340 votes 9386

[662] 11: You look miserable
19265 Current Rating: 19265 + 19969 = 39234 votesCurrent Rating: 19265 + 19969 = 39234 votes 19969

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
9649 Current Rating: 9649 + 9110 = 18759 votesCurrent Rating: 9649 + 9110 = 18759 votes 9110

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
8178 Current Rating: 8178 + 7157 = 15335 votesCurrent Rating: 8178 + 7157 = 15335 votes 7157

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
7856 Current Rating: 7856 + 8104 = 15960 votesCurrent Rating: 7856 + 8104 = 15960 votes 8104

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
10211 Current Rating: 10211 + 9707 = 19918 votesCurrent Rating: 10211 + 9707 = 19918 votes 9707

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
8977 Current Rating: 8977 + 7912 = 16889 votesCurrent Rating: 8977 + 7912 = 16889 votes 7912

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
11288 Current Rating: 11288 + 10193 = 21481 votesCurrent Rating: 11288 + 10193 = 21481 votes 10193


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
8153 Current Rating: 8153 + 6719 = 14872 votesCurrent Rating: 8153 + 6719 = 14872 votes 6719

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
9982 Current Rating: 9982 + 8865 = 18847 votesCurrent Rating: 9982 + 8865 = 18847 votes 8865

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
9459 Current Rating: 9459 + 8288 = 17747 votesCurrent Rating: 9459 + 8288 = 17747 votes 8288

[652] 28: How come men always look
8209 Current Rating: 8209 + 7239 = 15448 votesCurrent Rating: 8209 + 7239 = 15448 votes 7239

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
9893 Current Rating: 9893 + 8918 = 18811 votesCurrent Rating: 9893 + 8918 = 18811 votes 8918

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
8010 Current Rating: 8010 + 8602 = 16612 votesCurrent Rating: 8010 + 8602 = 16612 votes 8602

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
11960 Current Rating: 11960 + 11385 = 23345 votesCurrent Rating: 11960 + 11385 = 23345 votes 11385

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
8249 Current Rating: 8249 + 8256 = 16505 votesCurrent Rating: 8249 + 8256 = 16505 votes 8256

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
8595 Current Rating: 8595 + 7398 = 15993 votesCurrent Rating: 8595 + 7398 = 15993 votes 7398

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
10921 Current Rating: 10921 + 9952 = 20873 votesCurrent Rating: 10921 + 9952 = 20873 votes 9952

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
9496 Current Rating: 9496 + 9190 = 18686 votesCurrent Rating: 9496 + 9190 = 18686 votes 9190

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
10891 Current Rating: 10891 + 9967 = 20858 votesCurrent Rating: 10891 + 9967 = 20858 votes 9967

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
10815 Current Rating: 10815 + 10598 = 21413 votesCurrent Rating: 10815 + 10598 = 21413 votes 10598

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
13836 Current Rating: 13836 + 13294 = 27130 votesCurrent Rating: 13836 + 13294 = 27130 votes 13294

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
10657 Current Rating: 10657 + 10384 = 21041 votesCurrent Rating: 10657 + 10384 = 21041 votes 10384

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
8867 Current Rating: 8867 + 9302 = 18169 votesCurrent Rating: 8867 + 9302 = 18169 votes 9302

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
8874 Current Rating: 8874 + 10252 = 19126 votesCurrent Rating: 8874 + 10252 = 19126 votes 10252

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
7455 Current Rating: 7455 + 6399 = 13854 votesCurrent Rating: 7455 + 6399 = 13854 votes 6399

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
9906 Current Rating: 9906 + 10003 = 19909 votesCurrent Rating: 9906 + 10003 = 19909 votes 10003

[636] 3: When I die
11182 Current Rating: 11182 + 11033 = 22215 votesCurrent Rating: 11182 + 11033 = 22215 votes 11033

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
8929 Current Rating: 8929 + 7710 = 16639 votesCurrent Rating: 8929 + 7710 = 16639 votes 7710


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
7393 Current Rating: 7393 + 6137 = 13530 votesCurrent Rating: 7393 + 6137 = 13530 votes 6137

[633] 25: You are looking good
9041 Current Rating: 9041 + 7883 = 16924 votesCurrent Rating: 9041 + 7883 = 16924 votes 7883

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
10101 Current Rating: 10101 + 9276 = 19377 votesCurrent Rating: 10101 + 9276 = 19377 votes 9276

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
8608 Current Rating: 8608 + 7316 = 15924 votesCurrent Rating: 8608 + 7316 = 15924 votes 7316

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
9386 Current Rating: 9386 + 8750 = 18136 votesCurrent Rating: 9386 + 8750 = 18136 votes 8750

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
9055 Current Rating: 9055 + 8061 = 17116 votesCurrent Rating: 9055 + 8061 = 17116 votes 8061

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
8703 Current Rating: 8703 + 7634 = 16337 votesCurrent Rating: 8703 + 7634 = 16337 votes 7634

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
7808 Current Rating: 7808 + 6649 = 14457 votesCurrent Rating: 7808 + 6649 = 14457 votes 6649

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
10948 Current Rating: 10948 + 10375 = 21323 votesCurrent Rating: 10948 + 10375 = 21323 votes 10375

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
51938 Current Rating: 51938 + 50223 = 102161 votesCurrent Rating: 51938 + 50223 = 102161 votes 50223

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
9677 Current Rating: 9677 + 9196 = 18873 votesCurrent Rating: 9677 + 9196 = 18873 votes 9196

[623] 11: What is the difference
11138 Current Rating: 11138 + 10487 = 21625 votesCurrent Rating: 11138 + 10487 = 21625 votes 10487

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
9796 Current Rating: 9796 + 8731 = 18527 votesCurrent Rating: 9796 + 8731 = 18527 votes 8731

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
10208 Current Rating: 10208 + 9825 = 20033 votesCurrent Rating: 10208 + 9825 = 20033 votes 9825

[620] 3: Hey big boy
8866 Current Rating: 8866 + 7935 = 16801 votesCurrent Rating: 8866 + 7935 = 16801 votes 7935

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
7445 Current Rating: 7445 + 6206 = 13651 votesCurrent Rating: 7445 + 6206 = 13651 votes 6206


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
8050 Current Rating: 8050 + 7445 = 15495 votesCurrent Rating: 8050 + 7445 = 15495 votes 7445

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
8764 Current Rating: 8764 + 7770 = 16534 votesCurrent Rating: 8764 + 7770 = 16534 votes 7770

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
11925 Current Rating: 11925 + 11590 = 23515 votesCurrent Rating: 11925 + 11590 = 23515 votes 11590

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
10396 Current Rating: 10396 + 9751 = 20147 votesCurrent Rating: 10396 + 9751 = 20147 votes 9751

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
9724 Current Rating: 9724 + 8960 = 18684 votesCurrent Rating: 9724 + 8960 = 18684 votes 8960

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
9324 Current Rating: 9324 + 8537 = 17861 votesCurrent Rating: 9324 + 8537 = 17861 votes 8537

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
9746 Current Rating: 9746 + 8843 = 18589 votesCurrent Rating: 9746 + 8843 = 18589 votes 8843

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
7782 Current Rating: 7782 + 7335 = 15117 votesCurrent Rating: 7782 + 7335 = 15117 votes 7335

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
8869 Current Rating: 8869 + 8811 = 17680 votesCurrent Rating: 8869 + 8811 = 17680 votes 8811

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
7875 Current Rating: 7875 + 7666 = 15541 votesCurrent Rating: 7875 + 7666 = 15541 votes 7666

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing you’ve ever had to do?
9207 Current Rating: 9207 + 8693 = 17900 votesCurrent Rating: 9207 + 8693 = 17900 votes 8693

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
9209 Current Rating: 9209 + 8138 = 17347 votesCurrent Rating: 9209 + 8138 = 17347 votes 8138

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
7911 Current Rating: 7911 + 9598 = 17509 votesCurrent Rating: 7911 + 9598 = 17509 votes 9598

[605] 12: When I was at school
10712 Current Rating: 10712 + 9762 = 20474 votesCurrent Rating: 10712 + 9762 = 20474 votes 9762

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
9005 Current Rating: 9005 + 8270 = 17275 votesCurrent Rating: 9005 + 8270 = 17275 votes 8270

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
10575 Current Rating: 10575 + 9172 = 19747 votesCurrent Rating: 10575 + 9172 = 19747 votes 9172

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
9320 Current Rating: 9320 + 8494 = 17814 votesCurrent Rating: 9320 + 8494 = 17814 votes 8494

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
7943 Current Rating: 7943 + 6911 = 14854 votesCurrent Rating: 7943 + 6911 = 14854 votes 6911

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
8951 Current Rating: 8951 + 7855 = 16806 votesCurrent Rating: 8951 + 7855 = 16806 votes 7855


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
8244 Current Rating: 8244 + 7268 = 15512 votesCurrent Rating: 8244 + 7268 = 15512 votes 7268

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
9211 Current Rating: 9211 + 8256 = 17467 votesCurrent Rating: 9211 + 8256 = 17467 votes 8256

[597] 27: I want a divorce
11123 Current Rating: 11123 + 12762 = 23885 votesCurrent Rating: 11123 + 12762 = 23885 votes 12762

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
10032 Current Rating: 10032 + 8876 = 18908 votesCurrent Rating: 10032 + 8876 = 18908 votes 8876

[595] 23: You know some women
8314 Current Rating: 8314 + 8082 = 16396 votesCurrent Rating: 8314 + 8082 = 16396 votes 8082

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
10713 Current Rating: 10713 + 13565 = 24278 votesCurrent Rating: 10713 + 13565 = 24278 votes 13565

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
10102 Current Rating: 10102 + 11424 = 21526 votesCurrent Rating: 10102 + 11424 = 21526 votes 11424

[592] 20: So it is girls night
7833 Current Rating: 7833 + 8487 = 16320 votesCurrent Rating: 7833 + 8487 = 16320 votes 8487

[591] 17: Ow, that’s a heck of a black eye
8795 Current Rating: 8795 + 8009 = 16804 votesCurrent Rating: 8795 + 8009 = 16804 votes 8009

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
9991 Current Rating: 9991 + 10675 = 20666 votesCurrent Rating: 9991 + 10675 = 20666 votes 10675

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
9251 Current Rating: 9251 + 8205 = 17456 votesCurrent Rating: 9251 + 8205 = 17456 votes 8205

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
10528 Current Rating: 10528 + 9522 = 20050 votesCurrent Rating: 10528 + 9522 = 20050 votes 9522

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
10584 Current Rating: 10584 + 10014 = 20598 votesCurrent Rating: 10584 + 10014 = 20598 votes 10014

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
7952 Current Rating: 7952 + 7161 = 15113 votesCurrent Rating: 7952 + 7161 = 15113 votes 7161

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
9245 Current Rating: 9245 + 8200 = 17445 votesCurrent Rating: 9245 + 8200 = 17445 votes 8200

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
12129 Current Rating: 12129 + 12182 = 24311 votesCurrent Rating: 12129 + 12182 = 24311 votes 12182

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
8519 Current Rating: 8519 + 7437 = 15956 votesCurrent Rating: 8519 + 7437 = 15956 votes 7437

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
9655 Current Rating: 9655 + 9290 = 18945 votesCurrent Rating: 9655 + 9290 = 18945 votes 9290

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
8360 Current Rating: 8360 + 7248 = 15608 votesCurrent Rating: 8360 + 7248 = 15608 votes 7248

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
11516 Current Rating: 11516 + 15030 = 26546 votesCurrent Rating: 11516 + 15030 = 26546 votes 15030

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
10048 Current Rating: 10048 + 8926 = 18974 votesCurrent Rating: 10048 + 8926 = 18974 votes 8926


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
9852 Current Rating: 9852 + 9866 = 19718 votesCurrent Rating: 9852 + 9866 = 19718 votes 9866

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
8219 Current Rating: 8219 + 8816 = 17035 votesCurrent Rating: 8219 + 8816 = 17035 votes 8816

[576] 27: What a babe
10302 Current Rating: 10302 + 9210 = 19512 votesCurrent Rating: 10302 + 9210 = 19512 votes 9210

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
7886 Current Rating: 7886 + 6890 = 14776 votesCurrent Rating: 7886 + 6890 = 14776 votes 6890

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
8939 Current Rating: 8939 + 8090 = 17029 votesCurrent Rating: 8939 + 8090 = 17029 votes 8090

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
8520 Current Rating: 8520 + 9004 = 17524 votesCurrent Rating: 8520 + 9004 = 17524 votes 9004

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
12232 Current Rating: 12232 + 12098 = 24330 votesCurrent Rating: 12232 + 12098 = 24330 votes 12098

[571] 20: What is the difference
17522 Current Rating: 17522 + 29270 = 46792 votesCurrent Rating: 17522 + 29270 = 46792 votes 29270

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
29167 Current Rating: 29167 + 38898 = 68065 votesCurrent Rating: 29167 + 38898 = 68065 votes 38898

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
9485 Current Rating: 9485 + 8606 = 18091 votesCurrent Rating: 9485 + 8606 = 18091 votes 8606

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
8614 Current Rating: 8614 + 7315 = 15929 votesCurrent Rating: 8614 + 7315 = 15929 votes 7315

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
8671 Current Rating: 8671 + 7857 = 16528 votesCurrent Rating: 8671 + 7857 = 16528 votes 7857

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
9344 Current Rating: 9344 + 8330 = 17674 votesCurrent Rating: 9344 + 8330 = 17674 votes 8330

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
9475 Current Rating: 9475 + 11135 = 20610 votesCurrent Rating: 9475 + 11135 = 20610 votes 11135

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
9316 Current Rating: 9316 + 8506 = 17822 votesCurrent Rating: 9316 + 8506 = 17822 votes 8506

[563] 10: You look terrible
9725 Current Rating: 9725 + 10252 = 19977 votesCurrent Rating: 9725 + 10252 = 19977 votes 10252

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
7793 Current Rating: 7793 + 7163 = 14956 votesCurrent Rating: 7793 + 7163 = 14956 votes 7163






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