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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
18662 Current Rating: 18662 + 20355 = 39017 votesCurrent Rating: 18662 + 20355 = 39017 votes 20355

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
7566 Current Rating: 7566 + 6721 = 14287 votesCurrent Rating: 7566 + 6721 = 14287 votes 6721

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
7828 Current Rating: 7828 + 6911 = 14739 votesCurrent Rating: 7828 + 6911 = 14739 votes 6911

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
7258 Current Rating: 7258 + 6164 = 13422 votesCurrent Rating: 7258 + 6164 = 13422 votes 6164

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
17418 Current Rating: 17418 + 18864 = 36282 votesCurrent Rating: 17418 + 18864 = 36282 votes 18864

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
9726 Current Rating: 9726 + 11537 = 21263 votesCurrent Rating: 9726 + 11537 = 21263 votes 11537

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
7914 Current Rating: 7914 + 7102 = 15016 votesCurrent Rating: 7914 + 7102 = 15016 votes 7102

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
17349 Current Rating: 17349 + 19937 = 37286 votesCurrent Rating: 17349 + 19937 = 37286 votes 19937

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
8348 Current Rating: 8348 + 7158 = 15506 votesCurrent Rating: 8348 + 7158 = 15506 votes 7158

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
8307 Current Rating: 8307 + 6646 = 14953 votesCurrent Rating: 8307 + 6646 = 14953 votes 6646

[783] 7: What now?
10200 Current Rating: 10200 + 8508 = 18708 votesCurrent Rating: 10200 + 8508 = 18708 votes 8508

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
11097 Current Rating: 11097 + 12195 = 23292 votesCurrent Rating: 11097 + 12195 = 23292 votes 12195

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
12088 Current Rating: 12088 + 10115 = 22203 votesCurrent Rating: 12088 + 10115 = 22203 votes 10115

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
8522 Current Rating: 8522 + 7215 = 15737 votesCurrent Rating: 8522 + 7215 = 15737 votes 7215

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
7484 Current Rating: 7484 + 6528 = 14012 votesCurrent Rating: 7484 + 6528 = 14012 votes 6528


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
8869 Current Rating: 8869 + 8006 = 16875 votesCurrent Rating: 8869 + 8006 = 16875 votes 8006

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
7980 Current Rating: 7980 + 8409 = 16389 votesCurrent Rating: 7980 + 8409 = 16389 votes 8409

[776] 28: Are you awake?
8310 Current Rating: 8310 + 7347 = 15657 votesCurrent Rating: 8310 + 7347 = 15657 votes 7347

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
7738 Current Rating: 7738 + 7257 = 14995 votesCurrent Rating: 7738 + 7257 = 14995 votes 7257

[774] 26: When I got home last night
8046 Current Rating: 8046 + 7063 = 15109 votesCurrent Rating: 8046 + 7063 = 15109 votes 7063

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
11214 Current Rating: 11214 + 11688 = 22902 votesCurrent Rating: 11214 + 11688 = 22902 votes 11688

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
7990 Current Rating: 7990 + 7366 = 15356 votesCurrent Rating: 7990 + 7366 = 15356 votes 7366

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
6682 Current Rating: 6682 + 5569 = 12251 votesCurrent Rating: 6682 + 5569 = 12251 votes 5569

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
8034 Current Rating: 8034 + 9743 = 17777 votesCurrent Rating: 8034 + 9743 = 17777 votes 9743

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
8995 Current Rating: 8995 + 8535 = 17530 votesCurrent Rating: 8995 + 8535 = 17530 votes 8535

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
10991 Current Rating: 10991 + 10313 = 21304 votesCurrent Rating: 10991 + 10313 = 21304 votes 10313

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
10261 Current Rating: 10261 + 11831 = 22092 votesCurrent Rating: 10261 + 11831 = 22092 votes 11831

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
10764 Current Rating: 10764 + 12653 = 23417 votesCurrent Rating: 10764 + 12653 = 23417 votes 12653

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
7825 Current Rating: 7825 + 6773 = 14598 votesCurrent Rating: 7825 + 6773 = 14598 votes 6773

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
7973 Current Rating: 7973 + 6885 = 14858 votesCurrent Rating: 7973 + 6885 = 14858 votes 6885

[763] 8: Would you love me more
8441 Current Rating: 8441 + 8317 = 16758 votesCurrent Rating: 8441 + 8317 = 16758 votes 8317

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
12503 Current Rating: 12503 + 14725 = 27228 votesCurrent Rating: 12503 + 14725 = 27228 votes 14725

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
8218 Current Rating: 8218 + 7358 = 15576 votesCurrent Rating: 8218 + 7358 = 15576 votes 7358

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
7236 Current Rating: 7236 + 6302 = 13538 votesCurrent Rating: 7236 + 6302 = 13538 votes 6302

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
9004 Current Rating: 9004 + 8357 = 17361 votesCurrent Rating: 9004 + 8357 = 17361 votes 8357

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
7120 Current Rating: 7120 + 6600 = 13720 votesCurrent Rating: 7120 + 6600 = 13720 votes 6600


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
7568 Current Rating: 7568 + 6924 = 14492 votesCurrent Rating: 7568 + 6924 = 14492 votes 6924

[756] 30: Good morning sir
8541 Current Rating: 8541 + 7499 = 16040 votesCurrent Rating: 8541 + 7499 = 16040 votes 7499

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
9031 Current Rating: 9031 + 7522 = 16553 votesCurrent Rating: 9031 + 7522 = 16553 votes 7522

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
11209 Current Rating: 11209 + 9227 = 20436 votesCurrent Rating: 11209 + 9227 = 20436 votes 9227

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
9200 Current Rating: 9200 + 8019 = 17219 votesCurrent Rating: 9200 + 8019 = 17219 votes 8019

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
8540 Current Rating: 8540 + 8486 = 17026 votesCurrent Rating: 8540 + 8486 = 17026 votes 8486

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
8585 Current Rating: 8585 + 7263 = 15848 votesCurrent Rating: 8585 + 7263 = 15848 votes 7263

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
8201 Current Rating: 8201 + 7335 = 15536 votesCurrent Rating: 8201 + 7335 = 15536 votes 7335

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
8237 Current Rating: 8237 + 7214 = 15451 votesCurrent Rating: 8237 + 7214 = 15451 votes 7214

[748] 18: What are you watching?
9572 Current Rating: 9572 + 8620 = 18192 votesCurrent Rating: 9572 + 8620 = 18192 votes 8620

[747] 17: See you later
9777 Current Rating: 9777 + 8561 = 18338 votesCurrent Rating: 9777 + 8561 = 18338 votes 8561

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
5649 Current Rating: 5649 + 6475 = 12124 votesCurrent Rating: 5649 + 6475 = 12124 votes 6475

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
7626 Current Rating: 7626 + 10874 = 18500 votesCurrent Rating: 7626 + 10874 = 18500 votes 10874

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
38808 Current Rating: 38808 + 41478 = 80286 votesCurrent Rating: 38808 + 41478 = 80286 votes 41478

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
15046 Current Rating: 15046 + 20979 = 36025 votesCurrent Rating: 15046 + 20979 = 36025 votes 20979

[742] 10: You look miserable
10054 Current Rating: 10054 + 9012 = 19066 votesCurrent Rating: 10054 + 9012 = 19066 votes 9012

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
8533 Current Rating: 8533 + 7653 = 16186 votesCurrent Rating: 8533 + 7653 = 16186 votes 7653

[740] 8: What are you reading?
7653 Current Rating: 7653 + 6769 = 14422 votesCurrent Rating: 7653 + 6769 = 14422 votes 6769

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
8812 Current Rating: 8812 + 7943 = 16755 votesCurrent Rating: 8812 + 7943 = 16755 votes 7943

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
9576 Current Rating: 9576 + 8587 = 18163 votesCurrent Rating: 9576 + 8587 = 18163 votes 8587

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
6982 Current Rating: 6982 + 6035 = 13017 votesCurrent Rating: 6982 + 6035 = 13017 votes 6035

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
9219 Current Rating: 9219 + 10599 = 19818 votesCurrent Rating: 9219 + 10599 = 19818 votes 10599

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
26544 Current Rating: 26544 + 28107 = 54651 votesCurrent Rating: 26544 + 28107 = 54651 votes 28107


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
7984 Current Rating: 7984 + 7406 = 15390 votesCurrent Rating: 7984 + 7406 = 15390 votes 7406

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
15565 Current Rating: 15565 + 16018 = 31583 votesCurrent Rating: 15565 + 16018 = 31583 votes 16018

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
9003 Current Rating: 9003 + 9294 = 18297 votesCurrent Rating: 9003 + 9294 = 18297 votes 9294

[731] 21: What have you got there?
9082 Current Rating: 9082 + 8111 = 17193 votesCurrent Rating: 9082 + 8111 = 17193 votes 8111

[730] 20: Where have you been?
24489 Current Rating: 24489 + 25955 = 50444 votesCurrent Rating: 24489 + 25955 = 50444 votes 25955

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
8473 Current Rating: 8473 + 7801 = 16274 votesCurrent Rating: 8473 + 7801 = 16274 votes 7801

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
7258 Current Rating: 7258 + 6374 = 13632 votesCurrent Rating: 7258 + 6374 = 13632 votes 6374

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
8165 Current Rating: 8165 + 8557 = 16722 votesCurrent Rating: 8165 + 8557 = 16722 votes 8557

[726] 14: Do you know what
8697 Current Rating: 8697 + 7649 = 16346 votesCurrent Rating: 8697 + 7649 = 16346 votes 7649

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
8388 Current Rating: 8388 + 7631 = 16019 votesCurrent Rating: 8388 + 7631 = 16019 votes 7631

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
7773 Current Rating: 7773 + 6867 = 14640 votesCurrent Rating: 7773 + 6867 = 14640 votes 6867

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
9354 Current Rating: 9354 + 9969 = 19323 votesCurrent Rating: 9354 + 9969 = 19323 votes 9969

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
7311 Current Rating: 7311 + 7936 = 15247 votesCurrent Rating: 7311 + 7936 = 15247 votes 7936

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
8822 Current Rating: 8822 + 8400 = 17222 votesCurrent Rating: 8822 + 8400 = 17222 votes 8400

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
9233 Current Rating: 9233 + 8233 = 17466 votesCurrent Rating: 9233 + 8233 = 17466 votes 8233

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
7221 Current Rating: 7221 + 6768 = 13989 votesCurrent Rating: 7221 + 6768 = 13989 votes 6768

[718] 3: What are you watching?
7917 Current Rating: 7917 + 9543 = 17460 votesCurrent Rating: 7917 + 9543 = 17460 votes 9543


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
8168 Current Rating: 8168 + 7748 = 15916 votesCurrent Rating: 8168 + 7748 = 15916 votes 7748

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
9696 Current Rating: 9696 + 8464 = 18160 votesCurrent Rating: 9696 + 8464 = 18160 votes 8464

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
6872 Current Rating: 6872 + 7783 = 14655 votesCurrent Rating: 6872 + 7783 = 14655 votes 7783

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
7756 Current Rating: 7756 + 6821 = 14577 votesCurrent Rating: 7756 + 6821 = 14577 votes 6821

[713] 27: And now Mom?
7211 Current Rating: 7211 + 8198 = 15409 votesCurrent Rating: 7211 + 8198 = 15409 votes 8198

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
8192 Current Rating: 8192 + 7291 = 15483 votesCurrent Rating: 8192 + 7291 = 15483 votes 7291

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
7975 Current Rating: 7975 + 7906 = 15881 votesCurrent Rating: 7975 + 7906 = 15881 votes 7906

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
9463 Current Rating: 9463 + 8505 = 17968 votesCurrent Rating: 9463 + 8505 = 17968 votes 8505

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
8268 Current Rating: 8268 + 7457 = 15725 votesCurrent Rating: 8268 + 7457 = 15725 votes 7457

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
6883 Current Rating: 6883 + 5878 = 12761 votesCurrent Rating: 6883 + 5878 = 12761 votes 5878

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
8209 Current Rating: 8209 + 7098 = 15307 votesCurrent Rating: 8209 + 7098 = 15307 votes 7098

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
8316 Current Rating: 8316 + 9797 = 18113 votesCurrent Rating: 8316 + 9797 = 18113 votes 9797

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
12766 Current Rating: 12766 + 11708 = 24474 votesCurrent Rating: 12766 + 11708 = 24474 votes 11708

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
9884 Current Rating: 9884 + 10746 = 20630 votesCurrent Rating: 9884 + 10746 = 20630 votes 10746

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
9187 Current Rating: 9187 + 8244 = 17431 votesCurrent Rating: 9187 + 8244 = 17431 votes 8244

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
7795 Current Rating: 7795 + 7242 = 15037 votesCurrent Rating: 7795 + 7242 = 15037 votes 7242

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
8457 Current Rating: 8457 + 7667 = 16124 votesCurrent Rating: 8457 + 7667 = 16124 votes 7667

[700] 6: There, all finished
9610 Current Rating: 9610 + 10122 = 19732 votesCurrent Rating: 9610 + 10122 = 19732 votes 10122

[699] 3: There, all finished
65417 Current Rating: 65417 + 67137 = 132554 votesCurrent Rating: 65417 + 67137 = 132554 votes 67137

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
9103 Current Rating: 9103 + 10857 = 19960 votesCurrent Rating: 9103 + 10857 = 19960 votes 10857

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
8415 Current Rating: 8415 + 7453 = 15868 votesCurrent Rating: 8415 + 7453 = 15868 votes 7453


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
8903 Current Rating: 8903 + 8217 = 17120 votesCurrent Rating: 8903 + 8217 = 17120 votes 8217

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
15048 Current Rating: 15048 + 14705 = 29753 votesCurrent Rating: 15048 + 14705 = 29753 votes 14705

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
9689 Current Rating: 9689 + 8846 = 18535 votesCurrent Rating: 9689 + 8846 = 18535 votes 8846

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
7767 Current Rating: 7767 + 8610 = 16377 votesCurrent Rating: 7767 + 8610 = 16377 votes 8610

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
8231 Current Rating: 8231 + 7351 = 15582 votesCurrent Rating: 8231 + 7351 = 15582 votes 7351

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
7139 Current Rating: 7139 + 6184 = 13323 votesCurrent Rating: 7139 + 6184 = 13323 votes 6184

[690] 23: The papers are signed
9536 Current Rating: 9536 + 10697 = 20233 votesCurrent Rating: 9536 + 10697 = 20233 votes 10697

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
9148 Current Rating: 9148 + 10725 = 19873 votesCurrent Rating: 9148 + 10725 = 19873 votes 10725

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
8696 Current Rating: 8696 + 8120 = 16816 votesCurrent Rating: 8696 + 8120 = 16816 votes 8120

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
6821 Current Rating: 6821 + 5673 = 12494 votesCurrent Rating: 6821 + 5673 = 12494 votes 5673

[686] 17: I have something to confess
7736 Current Rating: 7736 + 6660 = 14396 votesCurrent Rating: 7736 + 6660 = 14396 votes 6660

[685] 16: How your location can change
8032 Current Rating: 8032 + 7220 = 15252 votesCurrent Rating: 8032 + 7220 = 15252 votes 7220

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
8375 Current Rating: 8375 + 8270 = 16645 votesCurrent Rating: 8375 + 8270 = 16645 votes 8270

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
9831 Current Rating: 9831 + 11421 = 21252 votesCurrent Rating: 9831 + 11421 = 21252 votes 11421

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
9771 Current Rating: 9771 + 9435 = 19206 votesCurrent Rating: 9771 + 9435 = 19206 votes 9435

[681] 9: Why does everything
9616 Current Rating: 9616 + 8974 = 18590 votesCurrent Rating: 9616 + 8974 = 18590 votes 8974

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
6795 Current Rating: 6795 + 6595 = 13390 votesCurrent Rating: 6795 + 6595 = 13390 votes 6595

[679] 5: You re late again
32614 Current Rating: 32614 + 37256 = 69870 votesCurrent Rating: 32614 + 37256 = 69870 votes 37256

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
17989 Current Rating: 17989 + 19162 = 37151 votesCurrent Rating: 17989 + 19162 = 37151 votes 19162

[677] 3: What s the difference
7790 Current Rating: 7790 + 6721 = 14511 votesCurrent Rating: 7790 + 6721 = 14511 votes 6721

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
8906 Current Rating: 8906 + 8063 = 16969 votesCurrent Rating: 8906 + 8063 = 16969 votes 8063


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
7663 Current Rating: 7663 + 6738 = 14401 votesCurrent Rating: 7663 + 6738 = 14401 votes 6738

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
8564 Current Rating: 8564 + 7995 = 16559 votesCurrent Rating: 8564 + 7995 = 16559 votes 7995

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
7560 Current Rating: 7560 + 8301 = 15861 votesCurrent Rating: 7560 + 8301 = 15861 votes 8301

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
9576 Current Rating: 9576 + 8680 = 18256 votesCurrent Rating: 9576 + 8680 = 18256 votes 8680

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
9557 Current Rating: 9557 + 9241 = 18798 votesCurrent Rating: 9557 + 9241 = 18798 votes 9241

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
6339 Current Rating: 6339 + 7280 = 13619 votesCurrent Rating: 6339 + 7280 = 13619 votes 7280

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
8096 Current Rating: 8096 + 7235 = 15331 votesCurrent Rating: 8096 + 7235 = 15331 votes 7235

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
8020 Current Rating: 8020 + 8231 = 16251 votesCurrent Rating: 8020 + 8231 = 16251 votes 8231

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
6823 Current Rating: 6823 + 5798 = 12621 votesCurrent Rating: 6823 + 5798 = 12621 votes 5798

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
7592 Current Rating: 7592 + 6534 = 14126 votesCurrent Rating: 7592 + 6534 = 14126 votes 6534

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
8652 Current Rating: 8652 + 7592 = 16244 votesCurrent Rating: 8652 + 7592 = 16244 votes 7592

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
7545 Current Rating: 7545 + 6683 = 14228 votesCurrent Rating: 7545 + 6683 = 14228 votes 6683

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
8473 Current Rating: 8473 + 7790 = 16263 votesCurrent Rating: 8473 + 7790 = 16263 votes 7790

[662] 11: You look miserable
13760 Current Rating: 13760 + 12866 = 26626 votesCurrent Rating: 13760 + 12866 = 26626 votes 12866

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
8537 Current Rating: 8537 + 8052 = 16589 votesCurrent Rating: 8537 + 8052 = 16589 votes 8052

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
7029 Current Rating: 7029 + 6172 = 13201 votesCurrent Rating: 7029 + 6172 = 13201 votes 6172

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
6812 Current Rating: 6812 + 7230 = 14042 votesCurrent Rating: 6812 + 7230 = 14042 votes 7230

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
9013 Current Rating: 9013 + 8227 = 17240 votesCurrent Rating: 9013 + 8227 = 17240 votes 8227

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
8076 Current Rating: 8076 + 6972 = 15048 votesCurrent Rating: 8076 + 6972 = 15048 votes 6972

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
9733 Current Rating: 9733 + 8751 = 18484 votesCurrent Rating: 9733 + 8751 = 18484 votes 8751


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
6924 Current Rating: 6924 + 5795 = 12719 votesCurrent Rating: 6924 + 5795 = 12719 votes 5795

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
8656 Current Rating: 8656 + 7590 = 16246 votesCurrent Rating: 8656 + 7590 = 16246 votes 7590

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
8189 Current Rating: 8189 + 7153 = 15342 votesCurrent Rating: 8189 + 7153 = 15342 votes 7153

[652] 28: How come men always look
7123 Current Rating: 7123 + 6200 = 13323 votesCurrent Rating: 7123 + 6200 = 13323 votes 6200

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
7953 Current Rating: 7953 + 7146 = 15099 votesCurrent Rating: 7953 + 7146 = 15099 votes 7146

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
6978 Current Rating: 6978 + 7689 = 14667 votesCurrent Rating: 6978 + 7689 = 14667 votes 7689

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
10436 Current Rating: 10436 + 9588 = 20024 votesCurrent Rating: 10436 + 9588 = 20024 votes 9588

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
7023 Current Rating: 7023 + 7149 = 14172 votesCurrent Rating: 7023 + 7149 = 14172 votes 7149

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
7159 Current Rating: 7159 + 6024 = 13183 votesCurrent Rating: 7159 + 6024 = 13183 votes 6024

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
9434 Current Rating: 9434 + 8430 = 17864 votesCurrent Rating: 9434 + 8430 = 17864 votes 8430

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
8051 Current Rating: 8051 + 7817 = 15868 votesCurrent Rating: 8051 + 7817 = 15868 votes 7817

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
8442 Current Rating: 8442 + 7356 = 15798 votesCurrent Rating: 8442 + 7356 = 15798 votes 7356

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
9376 Current Rating: 9376 + 8894 = 18270 votesCurrent Rating: 9376 + 8894 = 18270 votes 8894

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
10964 Current Rating: 10964 + 9815 = 20779 votesCurrent Rating: 10964 + 9815 = 20779 votes 9815

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
9448 Current Rating: 9448 + 9263 = 18711 votesCurrent Rating: 9448 + 9263 = 18711 votes 9263

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
7811 Current Rating: 7811 + 8335 = 16146 votesCurrent Rating: 7811 + 8335 = 16146 votes 8335

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
7603 Current Rating: 7603 + 9122 = 16725 votesCurrent Rating: 7603 + 9122 = 16725 votes 9122

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
6641 Current Rating: 6641 + 5639 = 12280 votesCurrent Rating: 6641 + 5639 = 12280 votes 5639

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
8506 Current Rating: 8506 + 8615 = 17121 votesCurrent Rating: 8506 + 8615 = 17121 votes 8615

[636] 3: When I die
9976 Current Rating: 9976 + 9830 = 19806 votesCurrent Rating: 9976 + 9830 = 19806 votes 9830

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
7910 Current Rating: 7910 + 6713 = 14623 votesCurrent Rating: 7910 + 6713 = 14623 votes 6713


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
6347 Current Rating: 6347 + 5305 = 11652 votesCurrent Rating: 6347 + 5305 = 11652 votes 5305

[633] 25: You are looking good
7886 Current Rating: 7886 + 6715 = 14601 votesCurrent Rating: 7886 + 6715 = 14601 votes 6715

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
9020 Current Rating: 9020 + 8190 = 17210 votesCurrent Rating: 9020 + 8190 = 17210 votes 8190

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
6576 Current Rating: 6576 + 5615 = 12191 votesCurrent Rating: 6576 + 5615 = 12191 votes 5615

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
8236 Current Rating: 8236 + 7600 = 15836 votesCurrent Rating: 8236 + 7600 = 15836 votes 7600

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
7879 Current Rating: 7879 + 6819 = 14698 votesCurrent Rating: 7879 + 6819 = 14698 votes 6819

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
7774 Current Rating: 7774 + 6707 = 14481 votesCurrent Rating: 7774 + 6707 = 14481 votes 6707

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
6624 Current Rating: 6624 + 5652 = 12276 votesCurrent Rating: 6624 + 5652 = 12276 votes 5652

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
9546 Current Rating: 9546 + 8959 = 18505 votesCurrent Rating: 9546 + 8959 = 18505 votes 8959

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
7921 Current Rating: 7921 + 7313 = 15234 votesCurrent Rating: 7921 + 7313 = 15234 votes 7313

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
8331 Current Rating: 8331 + 7749 = 16080 votesCurrent Rating: 8331 + 7749 = 16080 votes 7749

[623] 11: What is the difference
9590 Current Rating: 9590 + 8804 = 18394 votesCurrent Rating: 9590 + 8804 = 18394 votes 8804

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
8286 Current Rating: 8286 + 7128 = 15414 votesCurrent Rating: 8286 + 7128 = 15414 votes 7128

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
8862 Current Rating: 8862 + 8121 = 16983 votesCurrent Rating: 8862 + 8121 = 16983 votes 8121

[620] 3: Hey big boy
7790 Current Rating: 7790 + 6847 = 14637 votesCurrent Rating: 7790 + 6847 = 14637 votes 6847

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
6492 Current Rating: 6492 + 5422 = 11914 votesCurrent Rating: 6492 + 5422 = 11914 votes 5422


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
7045 Current Rating: 7045 + 6498 = 13543 votesCurrent Rating: 7045 + 6498 = 13543 votes 6498

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
7557 Current Rating: 7557 + 6758 = 14315 votesCurrent Rating: 7557 + 6758 = 14315 votes 6758

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
9644 Current Rating: 9644 + 8914 = 18558 votesCurrent Rating: 9644 + 8914 = 18558 votes 8914

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
8944 Current Rating: 8944 + 8045 = 16989 votesCurrent Rating: 8944 + 8045 = 16989 votes 8045

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
8294 Current Rating: 8294 + 7626 = 15920 votesCurrent Rating: 8294 + 7626 = 15920 votes 7626

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
8344 Current Rating: 8344 + 7522 = 15866 votesCurrent Rating: 8344 + 7522 = 15866 votes 7522

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
8693 Current Rating: 8693 + 7737 = 16430 votesCurrent Rating: 8693 + 7737 = 16430 votes 7737

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
6809 Current Rating: 6809 + 6483 = 13292 votesCurrent Rating: 6809 + 6483 = 13292 votes 6483

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
7963 Current Rating: 7963 + 7855 = 15818 votesCurrent Rating: 7963 + 7855 = 15818 votes 7855

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
6821 Current Rating: 6821 + 6853 = 13674 votesCurrent Rating: 6821 + 6853 = 13674 votes 6853

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
8074 Current Rating: 8074 + 7364 = 15438 votesCurrent Rating: 8074 + 7364 = 15438 votes 7364

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
8104 Current Rating: 8104 + 6981 = 15085 votesCurrent Rating: 8104 + 6981 = 15085 votes 6981

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
6930 Current Rating: 6930 + 8645 = 15575 votesCurrent Rating: 6930 + 8645 = 15575 votes 8645

[605] 12: When I was at school
9646 Current Rating: 9646 + 8666 = 18312 votesCurrent Rating: 9646 + 8666 = 18312 votes 8666

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
7711 Current Rating: 7711 + 6950 = 14661 votesCurrent Rating: 7711 + 6950 = 14661 votes 6950

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
7784 Current Rating: 7784 + 6949 = 14733 votesCurrent Rating: 7784 + 6949 = 14733 votes 6949

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
8242 Current Rating: 8242 + 7464 = 15706 votesCurrent Rating: 8242 + 7464 = 15706 votes 7464

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
6971 Current Rating: 6971 + 5979 = 12950 votesCurrent Rating: 6971 + 5979 = 12950 votes 5979

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
7322 Current Rating: 7322 + 6386 = 13708 votesCurrent Rating: 7322 + 6386 = 13708 votes 6386


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
7358 Current Rating: 7358 + 6387 = 13745 votesCurrent Rating: 7358 + 6387 = 13745 votes 6387

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
7943 Current Rating: 7943 + 7040 = 14983 votesCurrent Rating: 7943 + 7040 = 14983 votes 7040

[597] 27: I want a divorce
10121 Current Rating: 10121 + 11477 = 21598 votesCurrent Rating: 10121 + 11477 = 21598 votes 11477

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
8645 Current Rating: 8645 + 7493 = 16138 votesCurrent Rating: 8645 + 7493 = 16138 votes 7493

[595] 23: You know some women
7071 Current Rating: 7071 + 6983 = 14054 votesCurrent Rating: 7071 + 6983 = 14054 votes 6983

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
9444 Current Rating: 9444 + 12176 = 21620 votesCurrent Rating: 9444 + 12176 = 21620 votes 12176

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
8903 Current Rating: 8903 + 10287 = 19190 votesCurrent Rating: 8903 + 10287 = 19190 votes 10287

[592] 20: So it is girls night
6988 Current Rating: 6988 + 7664 = 14652 votesCurrent Rating: 6988 + 7664 = 14652 votes 7664

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
7663 Current Rating: 7663 + 6932 = 14595 votesCurrent Rating: 7663 + 6932 = 14595 votes 6932

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
8250 Current Rating: 8250 + 8987 = 17237 votesCurrent Rating: 8250 + 8987 = 17237 votes 8987

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
8178 Current Rating: 8178 + 7147 = 15325 votesCurrent Rating: 8178 + 7147 = 15325 votes 7147

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
9218 Current Rating: 9218 + 8270 = 17488 votesCurrent Rating: 9218 + 8270 = 17488 votes 8270

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
9346 Current Rating: 9346 + 8783 = 18129 votesCurrent Rating: 9346 + 8783 = 18129 votes 8783

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
7047 Current Rating: 7047 + 6230 = 13277 votesCurrent Rating: 7047 + 6230 = 13277 votes 6230

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
8240 Current Rating: 8240 + 7194 = 15434 votesCurrent Rating: 8240 + 7194 = 15434 votes 7194

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
9714 Current Rating: 9714 + 8885 = 18599 votesCurrent Rating: 9714 + 8885 = 18599 votes 8885

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
7281 Current Rating: 7281 + 6307 = 13588 votesCurrent Rating: 7281 + 6307 = 13588 votes 6307

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
8543 Current Rating: 8543 + 8197 = 16740 votesCurrent Rating: 8543 + 8197 = 16740 votes 8197

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
7395 Current Rating: 7395 + 6346 = 13741 votesCurrent Rating: 7395 + 6346 = 13741 votes 6346

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
10636 Current Rating: 10636 + 13932 = 24568 votesCurrent Rating: 10636 + 13932 = 24568 votes 13932

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
8915 Current Rating: 8915 + 7853 = 16768 votesCurrent Rating: 8915 + 7853 = 16768 votes 7853


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
8668 Current Rating: 8668 + 8758 = 17426 votesCurrent Rating: 8668 + 8758 = 17426 votes 8758

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
7187 Current Rating: 7187 + 7864 = 15051 votesCurrent Rating: 7187 + 7864 = 15051 votes 7864

[576] 27: What a babe
8777 Current Rating: 8777 + 7791 = 16568 votesCurrent Rating: 8777 + 7791 = 16568 votes 7791

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
6690 Current Rating: 6690 + 5754 = 12444 votesCurrent Rating: 6690 + 5754 = 12444 votes 5754

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
7699 Current Rating: 7699 + 6766 = 14465 votesCurrent Rating: 7699 + 6766 = 14465 votes 6766

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
6703 Current Rating: 6703 + 7465 = 14168 votesCurrent Rating: 6703 + 7465 = 14168 votes 7465

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
10889 Current Rating: 10889 + 10676 = 21565 votesCurrent Rating: 10889 + 10676 = 21565 votes 10676

[571] 20: What is the difference
11633 Current Rating: 11633 + 20461 = 32094 votesCurrent Rating: 11633 + 20461 = 32094 votes 20461

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
24012 Current Rating: 24012 + 25167 = 49179 votesCurrent Rating: 24012 + 25167 = 49179 votes 25167

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
8404 Current Rating: 8404 + 7509 = 15913 votesCurrent Rating: 8404 + 7509 = 15913 votes 7509

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
7170 Current Rating: 7170 + 5994 = 13164 votesCurrent Rating: 7170 + 5994 = 13164 votes 5994

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
7640 Current Rating: 7640 + 6815 = 14455 votesCurrent Rating: 7640 + 6815 = 14455 votes 6815

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
8127 Current Rating: 8127 + 6986 = 15113 votesCurrent Rating: 8127 + 6986 = 15113 votes 6986

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
8492 Current Rating: 8492 + 10070 = 18562 votesCurrent Rating: 8492 + 10070 = 18562 votes 10070

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
8179 Current Rating: 8179 + 7427 = 15606 votesCurrent Rating: 8179 + 7427 = 15606 votes 7427

[563] 10: You look terrible
8620 Current Rating: 8620 + 9205 = 17825 votesCurrent Rating: 8620 + 9205 = 17825 votes 9205

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
6874 Current Rating: 6874 + 6190 = 13064 votesCurrent Rating: 6874 + 6190 = 13064 votes 6190






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