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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
13653 Current Rating: 13653 + 15540 = 29193 votesCurrent Rating: 13653 + 15540 = 29193 votes 15540

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
3899 Current Rating: 3899 + 3236 = 7135 votesCurrent Rating: 3899 + 3236 = 7135 votes 3236

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
3329 Current Rating: 3329 + 2674 = 6003 votesCurrent Rating: 3329 + 2674 = 6003 votes 2674

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
3560 Current Rating: 3560 + 2817 = 6377 votesCurrent Rating: 3560 + 2817 = 6377 votes 2817

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
4244 Current Rating: 4244 + 5980 = 10224 votesCurrent Rating: 4244 + 5980 = 10224 votes 5980

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
4375 Current Rating: 4375 + 6194 = 10569 votesCurrent Rating: 4375 + 6194 = 10569 votes 6194

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
3698 Current Rating: 3698 + 3138 = 6836 votesCurrent Rating: 3698 + 3138 = 6836 votes 3138

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
3687 Current Rating: 3687 + 3033 = 6720 votesCurrent Rating: 3687 + 3033 = 6720 votes 3033

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
3051 Current Rating: 3051 + 2200 = 5251 votesCurrent Rating: 3051 + 2200 = 5251 votes 2200

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
3571 Current Rating: 3571 + 2659 = 6230 votesCurrent Rating: 3571 + 2659 = 6230 votes 2659

[783] 7: What now?
3977 Current Rating: 3977 + 3548 = 7525 votesCurrent Rating: 3977 + 3548 = 7525 votes 3548

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
3748 Current Rating: 3748 + 3309 = 7057 votesCurrent Rating: 3748 + 3309 = 7057 votes 3309

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
3738 Current Rating: 3738 + 2950 = 6688 votesCurrent Rating: 3738 + 2950 = 6688 votes 2950

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3447 Current Rating: 3447 + 2754 = 6201 votesCurrent Rating: 3447 + 2754 = 6201 votes 2754

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
3571 Current Rating: 3571 + 3219 = 6790 votesCurrent Rating: 3571 + 3219 = 6790 votes 3219


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
3993 Current Rating: 3993 + 3498 = 7491 votesCurrent Rating: 3993 + 3498 = 7491 votes 3498

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
3534 Current Rating: 3534 + 4177 = 7711 votesCurrent Rating: 3534 + 4177 = 7711 votes 4177

[776] 28: Are you awake?
3737 Current Rating: 3737 + 2981 = 6718 votesCurrent Rating: 3737 + 2981 = 6718 votes 2981

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
3495 Current Rating: 3495 + 3299 = 6794 votesCurrent Rating: 3495 + 3299 = 6794 votes 3299

[774] 26: When I got home last night
3924 Current Rating: 3924 + 3279 = 7203 votesCurrent Rating: 3924 + 3279 = 7203 votes 3279

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
6384 Current Rating: 6384 + 6904 = 13288 votesCurrent Rating: 6384 + 6904 = 13288 votes 6904

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
3478 Current Rating: 3478 + 3148 = 6626 votesCurrent Rating: 3478 + 3148 = 6626 votes 3148

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
3206 Current Rating: 3206 + 2365 = 5571 votesCurrent Rating: 3206 + 2365 = 5571 votes 2365

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
3362 Current Rating: 3362 + 5308 = 8670 votesCurrent Rating: 3362 + 5308 = 8670 votes 5308

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
4154 Current Rating: 4154 + 3791 = 7945 votesCurrent Rating: 4154 + 3791 = 7945 votes 3791

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
3357 Current Rating: 3357 + 2528 = 5885 votesCurrent Rating: 3357 + 2528 = 5885 votes 2528

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
4239 Current Rating: 4239 + 6233 = 10472 votesCurrent Rating: 4239 + 6233 = 10472 votes 6233

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
5256 Current Rating: 5256 + 7409 = 12665 votesCurrent Rating: 5256 + 7409 = 12665 votes 7409

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
3383 Current Rating: 3383 + 2591 = 5974 votesCurrent Rating: 3383 + 2591 = 5974 votes 2591

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
3699 Current Rating: 3699 + 2864 = 6563 votesCurrent Rating: 3699 + 2864 = 6563 votes 2864

[763] 8: Would you love me more
3657 Current Rating: 3657 + 2711 = 6368 votesCurrent Rating: 3657 + 2711 = 6368 votes 2711

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
6139 Current Rating: 6139 + 7337 = 13476 votesCurrent Rating: 6139 + 7337 = 13476 votes 7337

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
3289 Current Rating: 3289 + 2641 = 5930 votesCurrent Rating: 3289 + 2641 = 5930 votes 2641

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
3279 Current Rating: 3279 + 2648 = 5927 votesCurrent Rating: 3279 + 2648 = 5927 votes 2648

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 3832 = 8034 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 3832 = 8034 votes 3832

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
3486 Current Rating: 3486 + 3285 = 6771 votesCurrent Rating: 3486 + 3285 = 6771 votes 3285


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
3505 Current Rating: 3505 + 2979 = 6484 votesCurrent Rating: 3505 + 2979 = 6484 votes 2979

[756] 30: Good morning sir
3272 Current Rating: 3272 + 2700 = 5972 votesCurrent Rating: 3272 + 2700 = 5972 votes 2700

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
3761 Current Rating: 3761 + 3015 = 6776 votesCurrent Rating: 3761 + 3015 = 6776 votes 3015

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
4340 Current Rating: 4340 + 3574 = 7914 votesCurrent Rating: 4340 + 3574 = 7914 votes 3574

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
3768 Current Rating: 3768 + 3121 = 6889 votesCurrent Rating: 3768 + 3121 = 6889 votes 3121

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
3929 Current Rating: 3929 + 2957 = 6886 votesCurrent Rating: 3929 + 2957 = 6886 votes 2957

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
3644 Current Rating: 3644 + 3032 = 6676 votesCurrent Rating: 3644 + 3032 = 6676 votes 3032

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
3549 Current Rating: 3549 + 2894 = 6443 votesCurrent Rating: 3549 + 2894 = 6443 votes 2894

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 2429 = 5593 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 2429 = 5593 votes 2429

[748] 18: What are you watching?
4099 Current Rating: 4099 + 3492 = 7591 votesCurrent Rating: 4099 + 3492 = 7591 votes 3492

[747] 17: See you later
4097 Current Rating: 4097 + 3350 = 7447 votesCurrent Rating: 4097 + 3350 = 7447 votes 3350

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
3500 Current Rating: 3500 + 2633 = 6133 votesCurrent Rating: 3500 + 2633 = 6133 votes 2633

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
4017 Current Rating: 4017 + 7413 = 11430 votesCurrent Rating: 4017 + 7413 = 11430 votes 7413

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
33987 Current Rating: 33987 + 36790 = 70777 votesCurrent Rating: 33987 + 36790 = 70777 votes 36790

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
8155 Current Rating: 8155 + 9958 = 18113 votesCurrent Rating: 8155 + 9958 = 18113 votes 9958

[742] 10: You look miserable
4048 Current Rating: 4048 + 3225 = 7273 votesCurrent Rating: 4048 + 3225 = 7273 votes 3225

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
3868 Current Rating: 3868 + 3165 = 7033 votesCurrent Rating: 3868 + 3165 = 7033 votes 3165

[740] 8: What are you reading?
3537 Current Rating: 3537 + 2768 = 6305 votesCurrent Rating: 3537 + 2768 = 6305 votes 2768

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
3911 Current Rating: 3911 + 3304 = 7215 votesCurrent Rating: 3911 + 3304 = 7215 votes 3304

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
4005 Current Rating: 4005 + 3299 = 7304 votesCurrent Rating: 4005 + 3299 = 7304 votes 3299

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
3701 Current Rating: 3701 + 3015 = 6716 votesCurrent Rating: 3701 + 3015 = 6716 votes 3015

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
4998 Current Rating: 4998 + 6653 = 11651 votesCurrent Rating: 4998 + 6653 = 11651 votes 6653

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
19101 Current Rating: 19101 + 20973 = 40074 votesCurrent Rating: 19101 + 20973 = 40074 votes 20973


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
3722 Current Rating: 3722 + 3400 = 7122 votesCurrent Rating: 3722 + 3400 = 7122 votes 3400

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
11443 Current Rating: 11443 + 11924 = 23367 votesCurrent Rating: 11443 + 11924 = 23367 votes 11924

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
4021 Current Rating: 4021 + 3360 = 7381 votesCurrent Rating: 4021 + 3360 = 7381 votes 3360

[731] 21: What have you got there?
4457 Current Rating: 4457 + 3585 = 8042 votesCurrent Rating: 4457 + 3585 = 8042 votes 3585

[730] 20: Where have you been?
19397 Current Rating: 19397 + 21025 = 40422 votesCurrent Rating: 19397 + 21025 = 40422 votes 21025

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
3412 Current Rating: 3412 + 2720 = 6132 votesCurrent Rating: 3412 + 2720 = 6132 votes 2720

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3313 Current Rating: 3313 + 2678 = 5991 votesCurrent Rating: 3313 + 2678 = 5991 votes 2678

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
4728 Current Rating: 4728 + 5296 = 10024 votesCurrent Rating: 4728 + 5296 = 10024 votes 5296

[726] 14: Do you know what
3937 Current Rating: 3937 + 3139 = 7076 votesCurrent Rating: 3937 + 3139 = 7076 votes 3139

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
3803 Current Rating: 3803 + 3111 = 6914 votesCurrent Rating: 3803 + 3111 = 6914 votes 3111

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
3431 Current Rating: 3431 + 2680 = 6111 votesCurrent Rating: 3431 + 2680 = 6111 votes 2680

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
3704 Current Rating: 3704 + 3000 = 6704 votesCurrent Rating: 3704 + 3000 = 6704 votes 3000

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
3496 Current Rating: 3496 + 4437 = 7933 votesCurrent Rating: 3496 + 4437 = 7933 votes 4437

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
3262 Current Rating: 3262 + 2567 = 5829 votesCurrent Rating: 3262 + 2567 = 5829 votes 2567

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
4023 Current Rating: 4023 + 3320 = 7343 votesCurrent Rating: 4023 + 3320 = 7343 votes 3320

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
3322 Current Rating: 3322 + 3044 = 6366 votesCurrent Rating: 3322 + 3044 = 6366 votes 3044

[718] 3: What are you watching?
3327 Current Rating: 3327 + 5206 = 8533 votesCurrent Rating: 3327 + 5206 = 8533 votes 5206


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
3560 Current Rating: 3560 + 3294 = 6854 votesCurrent Rating: 3560 + 3294 = 6854 votes 3294

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 2929 = 6694 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 2929 = 6694 votes 2929

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
3269 Current Rating: 3269 + 2280 = 5549 votesCurrent Rating: 3269 + 2280 = 5549 votes 2280

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
3703 Current Rating: 3703 + 2949 = 6652 votesCurrent Rating: 3703 + 2949 = 6652 votes 2949

[713] 27: And now Mom?
3280 Current Rating: 3280 + 2293 = 5573 votesCurrent Rating: 3280 + 2293 = 5573 votes 2293

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
3700 Current Rating: 3700 + 3001 = 6701 votesCurrent Rating: 3700 + 3001 = 6701 votes 3001

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
3686 Current Rating: 3686 + 3825 = 7511 votesCurrent Rating: 3686 + 3825 = 7511 votes 3825

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
3695 Current Rating: 3695 + 2947 = 6642 votesCurrent Rating: 3695 + 2947 = 6642 votes 2947

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
3666 Current Rating: 3666 + 2975 = 6641 votesCurrent Rating: 3666 + 2975 = 6641 votes 2975

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
3207 Current Rating: 3207 + 2392 = 5599 votesCurrent Rating: 3207 + 2392 = 5599 votes 2392

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
3240 Current Rating: 3240 + 2344 = 5584 votesCurrent Rating: 3240 + 2344 = 5584 votes 2344

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
3775 Current Rating: 3775 + 5481 = 9256 votesCurrent Rating: 3775 + 5481 = 9256 votes 5481

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
3674 Current Rating: 3674 + 3275 = 6949 votesCurrent Rating: 3674 + 3275 = 6949 votes 3275

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
5604 Current Rating: 5604 + 6551 = 12155 votesCurrent Rating: 5604 + 6551 = 12155 votes 6551

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
4057 Current Rating: 4057 + 3338 = 7395 votesCurrent Rating: 4057 + 3338 = 7395 votes 3338

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
3728 Current Rating: 3728 + 3438 = 7166 votesCurrent Rating: 3728 + 3438 = 7166 votes 3438

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
3683 Current Rating: 3683 + 3064 = 6747 votesCurrent Rating: 3683 + 3064 = 6747 votes 3064

[700] 6: There, all finished
4116 Current Rating: 4116 + 3755 = 7871 votesCurrent Rating: 4116 + 3755 = 7871 votes 3755

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
3198 Current Rating: 3198 + 2207 = 5405 votesCurrent Rating: 3198 + 2207 = 5405 votes 2207

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
3552 Current Rating: 3552 + 5523 = 9075 votesCurrent Rating: 3552 + 5523 = 9075 votes 5523

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 3032 = 6858 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 3032 = 6858 votes 3032


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
3958 Current Rating: 3958 + 3368 = 7326 votesCurrent Rating: 3958 + 3368 = 7326 votes 3368

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
4080 Current Rating: 4080 + 3710 = 7790 votesCurrent Rating: 4080 + 3710 = 7790 votes 3710

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
4190 Current Rating: 4190 + 3626 = 7816 votesCurrent Rating: 4190 + 3626 = 7816 votes 3626

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
3268 Current Rating: 3268 + 2407 = 5675 votesCurrent Rating: 3268 + 2407 = 5675 votes 2407

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
3861 Current Rating: 3861 + 3188 = 7049 votesCurrent Rating: 3861 + 3188 = 7049 votes 3188

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
3170 Current Rating: 3170 + 2479 = 5649 votesCurrent Rating: 3170 + 2479 = 5649 votes 2479

[690] 23: The papers are signed
5417 Current Rating: 5417 + 6880 = 12297 votesCurrent Rating: 5417 + 6880 = 12297 votes 6880

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
5483 Current Rating: 5483 + 7352 = 12835 votesCurrent Rating: 5483 + 7352 = 12835 votes 7352

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 3302 = 7101 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 3302 = 7101 votes 3302

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
3190 Current Rating: 3190 + 2420 = 5610 votesCurrent Rating: 3190 + 2420 = 5610 votes 2420

[686] 17: I have something to confess
3438 Current Rating: 3438 + 2626 = 6064 votesCurrent Rating: 3438 + 2626 = 6064 votes 2626

[685] 16: How your location can change
3684 Current Rating: 3684 + 3147 = 6831 votesCurrent Rating: 3684 + 3147 = 6831 votes 3147

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
4029 Current Rating: 4029 + 3976 = 8005 votesCurrent Rating: 4029 + 3976 = 8005 votes 3976

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
4622 Current Rating: 4622 + 6320 = 10942 votesCurrent Rating: 4622 + 6320 = 10942 votes 6320

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
5221 Current Rating: 5221 + 5240 = 10461 votesCurrent Rating: 5221 + 5240 = 10461 votes 5240

[681] 9: Why does everything
4073 Current Rating: 4073 + 3490 = 7563 votesCurrent Rating: 4073 + 3490 = 7563 votes 3490

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
3482 Current Rating: 3482 + 2526 = 6008 votesCurrent Rating: 3482 + 2526 = 6008 votes 2526

[679] 5: You re late again
3344 Current Rating: 3344 + 2538 = 5882 votesCurrent Rating: 3344 + 2538 = 5882 votes 2538

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
4299 Current Rating: 4299 + 3718 = 8017 votesCurrent Rating: 4299 + 3718 = 8017 votes 3718

[677] 3: What s the difference
3342 Current Rating: 3342 + 2644 = 5986 votesCurrent Rating: 3342 + 2644 = 5986 votes 2644

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
3845 Current Rating: 3845 + 3249 = 7094 votesCurrent Rating: 3845 + 3249 = 7094 votes 3249


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
3233 Current Rating: 3233 + 2475 = 5708 votesCurrent Rating: 3233 + 2475 = 5708 votes 2475

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
3755 Current Rating: 3755 + 3279 = 7034 votesCurrent Rating: 3755 + 3279 = 7034 votes 3279

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
3482 Current Rating: 3482 + 4368 = 7850 votesCurrent Rating: 3482 + 4368 = 7850 votes 4368

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
3290 Current Rating: 3290 + 2963 = 6253 votesCurrent Rating: 3290 + 2963 = 6253 votes 2963

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
3858 Current Rating: 3858 + 3261 = 7119 votesCurrent Rating: 3858 + 3261 = 7119 votes 3261

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
3084 Current Rating: 3084 + 2098 = 5182 votesCurrent Rating: 3084 + 2098 = 5182 votes 2098

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
3669 Current Rating: 3669 + 2904 = 6573 votesCurrent Rating: 3669 + 2904 = 6573 votes 2904

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
3651 Current Rating: 3651 + 4076 = 7727 votesCurrent Rating: 3651 + 4076 = 7727 votes 4076

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
3241 Current Rating: 3241 + 2417 = 5658 votesCurrent Rating: 3241 + 2417 = 5658 votes 2417

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
3204 Current Rating: 3204 + 2467 = 5671 votesCurrent Rating: 3204 + 2467 = 5671 votes 2467

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
3403 Current Rating: 3403 + 2660 = 6063 votesCurrent Rating: 3403 + 2660 = 6063 votes 2660

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
3429 Current Rating: 3429 + 2851 = 6280 votesCurrent Rating: 3429 + 2851 = 6280 votes 2851

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 2965 = 6428 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 2965 = 6428 votes 2965

[662] 11: You look miserable
3135 Current Rating: 3135 + 2504 = 5639 votesCurrent Rating: 3135 + 2504 = 5639 votes 2504

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
3789 Current Rating: 3789 + 3504 = 7293 votesCurrent Rating: 3789 + 3504 = 7293 votes 3504

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
3202 Current Rating: 3202 + 2654 = 5856 votesCurrent Rating: 3202 + 2654 = 5856 votes 2654

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
3160 Current Rating: 3160 + 2271 = 5431 votesCurrent Rating: 3160 + 2271 = 5431 votes 2271

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
3667 Current Rating: 3667 + 2963 = 6630 votesCurrent Rating: 3667 + 2963 = 6630 votes 2963

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
3783 Current Rating: 3783 + 3028 = 6811 votesCurrent Rating: 3783 + 3028 = 6811 votes 3028

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 2924 = 6689 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 2924 = 6689 votes 2924


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
3008 Current Rating: 3008 + 2191 = 5199 votesCurrent Rating: 3008 + 2191 = 5199 votes 2191

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
3518 Current Rating: 3518 + 2742 = 6260 votesCurrent Rating: 3518 + 2742 = 6260 votes 2742

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
3689 Current Rating: 3689 + 2976 = 6665 votesCurrent Rating: 3689 + 2976 = 6665 votes 2976

[652] 28: How come men always look
3346 Current Rating: 3346 + 2540 = 5886 votesCurrent Rating: 3346 + 2540 = 5886 votes 2540

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
3748 Current Rating: 3748 + 2980 = 6728 votesCurrent Rating: 3748 + 2980 = 6728 votes 2980

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
3235 Current Rating: 3235 + 4159 = 7394 votesCurrent Rating: 3235 + 4159 = 7394 votes 4159

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
3753 Current Rating: 3753 + 3124 = 6877 votesCurrent Rating: 3753 + 3124 = 6877 votes 3124

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
3232 Current Rating: 3232 + 2345 = 5577 votesCurrent Rating: 3232 + 2345 = 5577 votes 2345

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
3267 Current Rating: 3267 + 2347 = 5614 votesCurrent Rating: 3267 + 2347 = 5614 votes 2347

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
3960 Current Rating: 3960 + 3181 = 7141 votesCurrent Rating: 3960 + 3181 = 7141 votes 3181

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
3525 Current Rating: 3525 + 2572 = 6097 votesCurrent Rating: 3525 + 2572 = 6097 votes 2572

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
3203 Current Rating: 3203 + 2314 = 5517 votesCurrent Rating: 3203 + 2314 = 5517 votes 2314

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
3930 Current Rating: 3930 + 3528 = 7458 votesCurrent Rating: 3930 + 3528 = 7458 votes 3528

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
3218 Current Rating: 3218 + 2404 = 5622 votesCurrent Rating: 3218 + 2404 = 5622 votes 2404

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
3216 Current Rating: 3216 + 3401 = 6617 votesCurrent Rating: 3216 + 3401 = 6617 votes 3401

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
3743 Current Rating: 3743 + 4443 = 8186 votesCurrent Rating: 3743 + 4443 = 8186 votes 4443

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
3599 Current Rating: 3599 + 5410 = 9009 votesCurrent Rating: 3599 + 5410 = 9009 votes 5410

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
3399 Current Rating: 3399 + 2623 = 6022 votesCurrent Rating: 3399 + 2623 = 6022 votes 2623

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
3920 Current Rating: 3920 + 3162 = 7082 votesCurrent Rating: 3920 + 3162 = 7082 votes 3162

[636] 3: When I die
3881 Current Rating: 3881 + 3944 = 7825 votesCurrent Rating: 3881 + 3944 = 7825 votes 3944

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
3551 Current Rating: 3551 + 2750 = 6301 votesCurrent Rating: 3551 + 2750 = 6301 votes 2750


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
3136 Current Rating: 3136 + 2464 = 5600 votesCurrent Rating: 3136 + 2464 = 5600 votes 2464

[633] 25: You are looking good
3359 Current Rating: 3359 + 2597 = 5956 votesCurrent Rating: 3359 + 2597 = 5956 votes 2597

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
4142 Current Rating: 4142 + 3579 = 7721 votesCurrent Rating: 4142 + 3579 = 7721 votes 3579

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
3112 Current Rating: 3112 + 2388 = 5500 votesCurrent Rating: 3112 + 2388 = 5500 votes 2388

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
3571 Current Rating: 3571 + 3071 = 6642 votesCurrent Rating: 3571 + 3071 = 6642 votes 3071

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
3482 Current Rating: 3482 + 2649 = 6131 votesCurrent Rating: 3482 + 2649 = 6131 votes 2649

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
3728 Current Rating: 3728 + 2968 = 6696 votesCurrent Rating: 3728 + 2968 = 6696 votes 2968

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
3095 Current Rating: 3095 + 2395 = 5490 votesCurrent Rating: 3095 + 2395 = 5490 votes 2395

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
4058 Current Rating: 4058 + 3716 = 7774 votesCurrent Rating: 4058 + 3716 = 7774 votes 3716

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
3740 Current Rating: 3740 + 3257 = 6997 votesCurrent Rating: 3740 + 3257 = 6997 votes 3257

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
3532 Current Rating: 3532 + 2916 = 6448 votesCurrent Rating: 3532 + 2916 = 6448 votes 2916

[623] 11: What is the difference
3989 Current Rating: 3989 + 3518 = 7507 votesCurrent Rating: 3989 + 3518 = 7507 votes 3518

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
3329 Current Rating: 3329 + 2518 = 5847 votesCurrent Rating: 3329 + 2518 = 5847 votes 2518

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
3802 Current Rating: 3802 + 3125 = 6927 votesCurrent Rating: 3802 + 3125 = 6927 votes 3125

[620] 3: Hey big boy
3560 Current Rating: 3560 + 2845 = 6405 votesCurrent Rating: 3560 + 2845 = 6405 votes 2845

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
3124 Current Rating: 3124 + 2281 = 5405 votesCurrent Rating: 3124 + 2281 = 5405 votes 2281


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
3312 Current Rating: 3312 + 2919 = 6231 votesCurrent Rating: 3312 + 2919 = 6231 votes 2919

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
3136 Current Rating: 3136 + 2421 = 5557 votesCurrent Rating: 3136 + 2421 = 5557 votes 2421

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
3603 Current Rating: 3603 + 3181 = 6784 votesCurrent Rating: 3603 + 3181 = 6784 votes 3181

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
3549 Current Rating: 3549 + 2876 = 6425 votesCurrent Rating: 3549 + 2876 = 6425 votes 2876

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
4011 Current Rating: 4011 + 3436 = 7447 votesCurrent Rating: 4011 + 3436 = 7447 votes 3436

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
3632 Current Rating: 3632 + 2992 = 6624 votesCurrent Rating: 3632 + 2992 = 6624 votes 2992

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
4517 Current Rating: 4517 + 3698 = 8215 votesCurrent Rating: 4517 + 3698 = 8215 votes 3698

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
3243 Current Rating: 3243 + 2279 = 5522 votesCurrent Rating: 3243 + 2279 = 5522 votes 2279

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
3806 Current Rating: 3806 + 3130 = 6936 votesCurrent Rating: 3806 + 3130 = 6936 votes 3130

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
3002 Current Rating: 3002 + 2011 = 5013 votesCurrent Rating: 3002 + 2011 = 5013 votes 2011

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
3205 Current Rating: 3205 + 2642 = 5847 votesCurrent Rating: 3205 + 2642 = 5847 votes 2642

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
3651 Current Rating: 3651 + 2761 = 6412 votesCurrent Rating: 3651 + 2761 = 6412 votes 2761

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
3391 Current Rating: 3391 + 5352 = 8743 votesCurrent Rating: 3391 + 5352 = 8743 votes 5352

[605] 12: When I was at school
4570 Current Rating: 4570 + 3808 = 8378 votesCurrent Rating: 4570 + 3808 = 8378 votes 3808

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
3471 Current Rating: 3471 + 3010 = 6481 votesCurrent Rating: 3471 + 3010 = 6481 votes 3010

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
2878 Current Rating: 2878 + 2038 = 4916 votesCurrent Rating: 2878 + 2038 = 4916 votes 2038

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
3750 Current Rating: 3750 + 3167 = 6917 votesCurrent Rating: 3750 + 3167 = 6917 votes 3167

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
3237 Current Rating: 3237 + 2474 = 5711 votesCurrent Rating: 3237 + 2474 = 5711 votes 2474

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
3284 Current Rating: 3284 + 2446 = 5730 votesCurrent Rating: 3284 + 2446 = 5730 votes 2446


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
3499 Current Rating: 3499 + 2640 = 6139 votesCurrent Rating: 3499 + 2640 = 6139 votes 2640

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
3495 Current Rating: 3495 + 2717 = 6212 votesCurrent Rating: 3495 + 2717 = 6212 votes 2717

[597] 27: I want a divorce
6663 Current Rating: 6663 + 7656 = 14319 votesCurrent Rating: 6663 + 7656 = 14319 votes 7656

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
4016 Current Rating: 4016 + 3117 = 7133 votesCurrent Rating: 4016 + 3117 = 7133 votes 3117

[595] 23: You know some women
3516 Current Rating: 3516 + 2553 = 6069 votesCurrent Rating: 3516 + 2553 = 6069 votes 2553

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
5654 Current Rating: 5654 + 8559 = 14213 votesCurrent Rating: 5654 + 8559 = 14213 votes 8559

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
4400 Current Rating: 4400 + 6271 = 10671 votesCurrent Rating: 4400 + 6271 = 10671 votes 6271

[592] 20: So it is girls night
3568 Current Rating: 3568 + 4545 = 8113 votesCurrent Rating: 3568 + 4545 = 8113 votes 4545

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
3372 Current Rating: 3372 + 2696 = 6068 votesCurrent Rating: 3372 + 2696 = 6068 votes 2696

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 4800 = 8828 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 4800 = 8828 votes 4800

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
3934 Current Rating: 3934 + 3175 = 7109 votesCurrent Rating: 3934 + 3175 = 7109 votes 3175

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
5038 Current Rating: 5038 + 4312 = 9350 votesCurrent Rating: 5038 + 4312 = 9350 votes 4312

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
4127 Current Rating: 4127 + 3676 = 7803 votesCurrent Rating: 4127 + 3676 = 7803 votes 3676

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
3426 Current Rating: 3426 + 2826 = 6252 votesCurrent Rating: 3426 + 2826 = 6252 votes 2826

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
3712 Current Rating: 3712 + 2991 = 6703 votesCurrent Rating: 3712 + 2991 = 6703 votes 2991

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
3101 Current Rating: 3101 + 2401 = 5502 votesCurrent Rating: 3101 + 2401 = 5502 votes 2401

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
3241 Current Rating: 3241 + 2527 = 5768 votesCurrent Rating: 3241 + 2527 = 5768 votes 2527

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
3789 Current Rating: 3789 + 3536 = 7325 votesCurrent Rating: 3789 + 3536 = 7325 votes 3536

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
3281 Current Rating: 3281 + 2539 = 5820 votesCurrent Rating: 3281 + 2539 = 5820 votes 2539

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
7062 Current Rating: 7062 + 9565 = 16627 votesCurrent Rating: 7062 + 9565 = 16627 votes 9565

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
4786 Current Rating: 4786 + 4044 = 8830 votesCurrent Rating: 4786 + 4044 = 8830 votes 4044


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
3967 Current Rating: 3967 + 3046 = 7013 votesCurrent Rating: 3967 + 3046 = 7013 votes 3046

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
3289 Current Rating: 3289 + 4213 = 7502 votesCurrent Rating: 3289 + 4213 = 7502 votes 4213

[576] 27: What a babe
3641 Current Rating: 3641 + 2776 = 6417 votesCurrent Rating: 3641 + 2776 = 6417 votes 2776

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
2936 Current Rating: 2936 + 2095 = 5031 votesCurrent Rating: 2936 + 2095 = 5031 votes 2095

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
3389 Current Rating: 3389 + 2594 = 5983 votesCurrent Rating: 3389 + 2594 = 5983 votes 2594

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
3059 Current Rating: 3059 + 2107 = 5166 votesCurrent Rating: 3059 + 2107 = 5166 votes 2107

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
6359 Current Rating: 6359 + 6251 = 12610 votesCurrent Rating: 6359 + 6251 = 12610 votes 6251

[571] 20: What is the difference
7707 Current Rating: 7707 + 7386 = 15093 votesCurrent Rating: 7707 + 7386 = 15093 votes 7386

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
3280 Current Rating: 3280 + 5132 = 8412 votesCurrent Rating: 3280 + 5132 = 8412 votes 5132

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
3896 Current Rating: 3896 + 3235 = 7131 votesCurrent Rating: 3896 + 3235 = 7131 votes 3235

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
3272 Current Rating: 3272 + 2326 = 5598 votesCurrent Rating: 3272 + 2326 = 5598 votes 2326

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
3326 Current Rating: 3326 + 2723 = 6049 votesCurrent Rating: 3326 + 2723 = 6049 votes 2723

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
3678 Current Rating: 3678 + 2790 = 6468 votesCurrent Rating: 3678 + 2790 = 6468 votes 2790

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
4041 Current Rating: 4041 + 5843 = 9884 votesCurrent Rating: 4041 + 5843 = 9884 votes 5843

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
3617 Current Rating: 3617 + 3125 = 6742 votesCurrent Rating: 3617 + 3125 = 6742 votes 3125

[563] 10: You look terrible
4184 Current Rating: 4184 + 5147 = 9331 votesCurrent Rating: 4184 + 5147 = 9331 votes 5147

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
3406 Current Rating: 3406 + 2888 = 6294 votesCurrent Rating: 3406 + 2888 = 6294 votes 2888






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