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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
17870 Current Rating: 17870 + 19598 = 37468 votesCurrent Rating: 17870 + 19598 = 37468 votes 19598

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
6989 Current Rating: 6989 + 6126 = 13115 votesCurrent Rating: 6989 + 6126 = 13115 votes 6126

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
7056 Current Rating: 7056 + 6112 = 13168 votesCurrent Rating: 7056 + 6112 = 13168 votes 6112

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
6694 Current Rating: 6694 + 5634 = 12328 votesCurrent Rating: 6694 + 5634 = 12328 votes 5634

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
12036 Current Rating: 12036 + 13575 = 25611 votesCurrent Rating: 12036 + 13575 = 25611 votes 13575

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
8749 Current Rating: 8749 + 10531 = 19280 votesCurrent Rating: 8749 + 10531 = 19280 votes 10531

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
7243 Current Rating: 7243 + 6466 = 13709 votesCurrent Rating: 7243 + 6466 = 13709 votes 6466

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
16184 Current Rating: 16184 + 18924 = 35108 votesCurrent Rating: 16184 + 18924 = 35108 votes 18924

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
6968 Current Rating: 6968 + 5972 = 12940 votesCurrent Rating: 6968 + 5972 = 12940 votes 5972

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
7061 Current Rating: 7061 + 5960 = 13021 votesCurrent Rating: 7061 + 5960 = 13021 votes 5960

[783] 7: What now?
8371 Current Rating: 8371 + 7666 = 16037 votesCurrent Rating: 8371 + 7666 = 16037 votes 7666

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
7919 Current Rating: 7919 + 7328 = 15247 votesCurrent Rating: 7919 + 7328 = 15247 votes 7328

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
8609 Current Rating: 8609 + 7635 = 16244 votesCurrent Rating: 8609 + 7635 = 16244 votes 7635

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
7235 Current Rating: 7235 + 6451 = 13686 votesCurrent Rating: 7235 + 6451 = 13686 votes 6451

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
6509 Current Rating: 6509 + 5949 = 12458 votesCurrent Rating: 6509 + 5949 = 12458 votes 5949


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
7955 Current Rating: 7955 + 7275 = 15230 votesCurrent Rating: 7955 + 7275 = 15230 votes 7275

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
7063 Current Rating: 7063 + 7537 = 14600 votesCurrent Rating: 7063 + 7537 = 14600 votes 7537

[776] 28: Are you awake?
7599 Current Rating: 7599 + 6647 = 14246 votesCurrent Rating: 7599 + 6647 = 14246 votes 6647

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
6949 Current Rating: 6949 + 6482 = 13431 votesCurrent Rating: 6949 + 6482 = 13431 votes 6482

[774] 26: When I got home last night
7371 Current Rating: 7371 + 6415 = 13786 votesCurrent Rating: 7371 + 6415 = 13786 votes 6415

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
10473 Current Rating: 10473 + 10910 = 21383 votesCurrent Rating: 10473 + 10910 = 21383 votes 10910

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
7057 Current Rating: 7057 + 6488 = 13545 votesCurrent Rating: 7057 + 6488 = 13545 votes 6488

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
6176 Current Rating: 6176 + 5041 = 11217 votesCurrent Rating: 6176 + 5041 = 11217 votes 5041

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
6887 Current Rating: 6887 + 8628 = 15515 votesCurrent Rating: 6887 + 8628 = 15515 votes 8628

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
8131 Current Rating: 8131 + 7721 = 15852 votesCurrent Rating: 8131 + 7721 = 15852 votes 7721

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
9609 Current Rating: 9609 + 8965 = 18574 votesCurrent Rating: 9609 + 8965 = 18574 votes 8965

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
9211 Current Rating: 9211 + 10757 = 19968 votesCurrent Rating: 9211 + 10757 = 19968 votes 10757

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
9799 Current Rating: 9799 + 11695 = 21494 votesCurrent Rating: 9799 + 11695 = 21494 votes 11695

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
7072 Current Rating: 7072 + 6039 = 13111 votesCurrent Rating: 7072 + 6039 = 13111 votes 6039

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
7357 Current Rating: 7357 + 6268 = 13625 votesCurrent Rating: 7357 + 6268 = 13625 votes 6268

[763] 8: Would you love me more
7656 Current Rating: 7656 + 7563 = 15219 votesCurrent Rating: 7656 + 7563 = 15219 votes 7563

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
11273 Current Rating: 11273 + 13159 = 24432 votesCurrent Rating: 11273 + 13159 = 24432 votes 13159

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
7419 Current Rating: 7419 + 6580 = 13999 votesCurrent Rating: 7419 + 6580 = 13999 votes 6580

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
6478 Current Rating: 6478 + 5554 = 12032 votesCurrent Rating: 6478 + 5554 = 12032 votes 5554

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
8208 Current Rating: 8208 + 7616 = 15824 votesCurrent Rating: 8208 + 7616 = 15824 votes 7616

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
6598 Current Rating: 6598 + 6081 = 12679 votesCurrent Rating: 6598 + 6081 = 12679 votes 6081


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
6839 Current Rating: 6839 + 6191 = 13030 votesCurrent Rating: 6839 + 6191 = 13030 votes 6191

[756] 30: Good morning sir
7223 Current Rating: 7223 + 6502 = 13725 votesCurrent Rating: 7223 + 6502 = 13725 votes 6502

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
7727 Current Rating: 7727 + 6764 = 14491 votesCurrent Rating: 7727 + 6764 = 14491 votes 6764

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
8919 Current Rating: 8919 + 8137 = 17056 votesCurrent Rating: 8919 + 8137 = 17056 votes 8137

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
7986 Current Rating: 7986 + 7147 = 15133 votesCurrent Rating: 7986 + 7147 = 15133 votes 7147

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
7702 Current Rating: 7702 + 7617 = 15319 votesCurrent Rating: 7702 + 7617 = 15319 votes 7617

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
7224 Current Rating: 7224 + 6288 = 13512 votesCurrent Rating: 7224 + 6288 = 13512 votes 6288

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
7368 Current Rating: 7368 + 6602 = 13970 votesCurrent Rating: 7368 + 6602 = 13970 votes 6602

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
7378 Current Rating: 7378 + 6359 = 13737 votesCurrent Rating: 7378 + 6359 = 13737 votes 6359

[748] 18: What are you watching?
8678 Current Rating: 8678 + 7736 = 16414 votesCurrent Rating: 8678 + 7736 = 16414 votes 7736

[747] 17: See you later
8749 Current Rating: 8749 + 7766 = 16515 votesCurrent Rating: 8749 + 7766 = 16515 votes 7766

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
5027 Current Rating: 5027 + 5845 = 10872 votesCurrent Rating: 5027 + 5845 = 10872 votes 5845

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
7007 Current Rating: 7007 + 10245 = 17252 votesCurrent Rating: 7007 + 10245 = 17252 votes 10245

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
38044 Current Rating: 38044 + 40673 = 78717 votesCurrent Rating: 38044 + 40673 = 78717 votes 40673

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
13460 Current Rating: 13460 + 18134 = 31594 votesCurrent Rating: 13460 + 18134 = 31594 votes 18134

[742] 10: You look miserable
8772 Current Rating: 8772 + 7649 = 16421 votesCurrent Rating: 8772 + 7649 = 16421 votes 7649

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
7784 Current Rating: 7784 + 6935 = 14719 votesCurrent Rating: 7784 + 6935 = 14719 votes 6935

[740] 8: What are you reading?
7008 Current Rating: 7008 + 6104 = 13112 votesCurrent Rating: 7008 + 6104 = 13112 votes 6104

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
7997 Current Rating: 7997 + 7155 = 15152 votesCurrent Rating: 7997 + 7155 = 15152 votes 7155

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
8705 Current Rating: 8705 + 7717 = 16422 votesCurrent Rating: 8705 + 7717 = 16422 votes 7717

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
6480 Current Rating: 6480 + 5514 = 11994 votesCurrent Rating: 6480 + 5514 = 11994 votes 5514

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
8098 Current Rating: 8098 + 9526 = 17624 votesCurrent Rating: 8098 + 9526 = 17624 votes 9526

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
23561 Current Rating: 23561 + 25040 = 48601 votesCurrent Rating: 23561 + 25040 = 48601 votes 25040


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
7286 Current Rating: 7286 + 6695 = 13981 votesCurrent Rating: 7286 + 6695 = 13981 votes 6695

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
14906 Current Rating: 14906 + 15375 = 30281 votesCurrent Rating: 14906 + 15375 = 30281 votes 15375

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
8161 Current Rating: 8161 + 8197 = 16358 votesCurrent Rating: 8161 + 8197 = 16358 votes 8197

[731] 21: What have you got there?
8252 Current Rating: 8252 + 7254 = 15506 votesCurrent Rating: 8252 + 7254 = 15506 votes 7254

[730] 20: Where have you been?
23496 Current Rating: 23496 + 24961 = 48457 votesCurrent Rating: 23496 + 24961 = 48457 votes 24961

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
7472 Current Rating: 7472 + 6776 = 14248 votesCurrent Rating: 7472 + 6776 = 14248 votes 6776

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
6695 Current Rating: 6695 + 5790 = 12485 votesCurrent Rating: 6695 + 5790 = 12485 votes 5790

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
7573 Current Rating: 7573 + 7964 = 15537 votesCurrent Rating: 7573 + 7964 = 15537 votes 7964

[726] 14: Do you know what
7779 Current Rating: 7779 + 6766 = 14545 votesCurrent Rating: 7779 + 6766 = 14545 votes 6766

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
7582 Current Rating: 7582 + 6781 = 14363 votesCurrent Rating: 7582 + 6781 = 14363 votes 6781

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
7086 Current Rating: 7086 + 6186 = 13272 votesCurrent Rating: 7086 + 6186 = 13272 votes 6186

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
8491 Current Rating: 8491 + 9158 = 17649 votesCurrent Rating: 8491 + 9158 = 17649 votes 9158

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
6702 Current Rating: 6702 + 7346 = 14048 votesCurrent Rating: 6702 + 7346 = 14048 votes 7346

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
8150 Current Rating: 8150 + 7710 = 15860 votesCurrent Rating: 8150 + 7710 = 15860 votes 7710

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
8115 Current Rating: 8115 + 7086 = 15201 votesCurrent Rating: 8115 + 7086 = 15201 votes 7086

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
6593 Current Rating: 6593 + 6128 = 12721 votesCurrent Rating: 6593 + 6128 = 12721 votes 6128

[718] 3: What are you watching?
7074 Current Rating: 7074 + 8698 = 15772 votesCurrent Rating: 7074 + 8698 = 15772 votes 8698


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
7333 Current Rating: 7333 + 6886 = 14219 votesCurrent Rating: 7333 + 6886 = 14219 votes 6886

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
8493 Current Rating: 8493 + 7295 = 15788 votesCurrent Rating: 8493 + 7295 = 15788 votes 7295

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
6267 Current Rating: 6267 + 7194 = 13461 votesCurrent Rating: 6267 + 7194 = 13461 votes 7194

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
7164 Current Rating: 7164 + 6224 = 13388 votesCurrent Rating: 7164 + 6224 = 13388 votes 6224

[713] 27: And now Mom?
6595 Current Rating: 6595 + 7614 = 14209 votesCurrent Rating: 6595 + 7614 = 14209 votes 7614

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
7297 Current Rating: 7297 + 6351 = 13648 votesCurrent Rating: 7297 + 6351 = 13648 votes 6351

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
7277 Current Rating: 7277 + 7260 = 14537 votesCurrent Rating: 7277 + 7260 = 14537 votes 7260

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
8381 Current Rating: 8381 + 7457 = 15838 votesCurrent Rating: 8381 + 7457 = 15838 votes 7457

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
7417 Current Rating: 7417 + 6612 = 14029 votesCurrent Rating: 7417 + 6612 = 14029 votes 6612

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
6331 Current Rating: 6331 + 5266 = 11597 votesCurrent Rating: 6331 + 5266 = 11597 votes 5266

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
7462 Current Rating: 7462 + 6355 = 13817 votesCurrent Rating: 7462 + 6355 = 13817 votes 6355

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
7612 Current Rating: 7612 + 9071 = 16683 votesCurrent Rating: 7612 + 9071 = 16683 votes 9071

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
11079 Current Rating: 11079 + 10173 = 21252 votesCurrent Rating: 11079 + 10173 = 21252 votes 10173

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
9185 Current Rating: 9185 + 10039 = 19224 votesCurrent Rating: 9185 + 10039 = 19224 votes 10039

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
8317 Current Rating: 8317 + 7413 = 15730 votesCurrent Rating: 8317 + 7413 = 15730 votes 7413

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
7187 Current Rating: 7187 + 6643 = 13830 votesCurrent Rating: 7187 + 6643 = 13830 votes 6643

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
7705 Current Rating: 7705 + 6865 = 14570 votesCurrent Rating: 7705 + 6865 = 14570 votes 6865

[700] 6: There, all finished
8608 Current Rating: 8608 + 9047 = 17655 votesCurrent Rating: 8608 + 9047 = 17655 votes 9047

[699] 3: There, all finished
26876 Current Rating: 26876 + 28045 = 54921 votesCurrent Rating: 26876 + 28045 = 54921 votes 28045

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
7893 Current Rating: 7893 + 9697 = 17590 votesCurrent Rating: 7893 + 9697 = 17590 votes 9697

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
7634 Current Rating: 7634 + 6698 = 14332 votesCurrent Rating: 7634 + 6698 = 14332 votes 6698


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
8071 Current Rating: 8071 + 7374 = 15445 votesCurrent Rating: 8071 + 7374 = 15445 votes 7374

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
10077 Current Rating: 10077 + 9604 = 19681 votesCurrent Rating: 10077 + 9604 = 19681 votes 9604

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
8754 Current Rating: 8754 + 7920 = 16674 votesCurrent Rating: 8754 + 7920 = 16674 votes 7920

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
7142 Current Rating: 7142 + 7968 = 15110 votesCurrent Rating: 7142 + 7968 = 15110 votes 7968

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
7526 Current Rating: 7526 + 6652 = 14178 votesCurrent Rating: 7526 + 6652 = 14178 votes 6652

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
6175 Current Rating: 6175 + 5266 = 11441 votesCurrent Rating: 6175 + 5266 = 11441 votes 5266

[690] 23: The papers are signed
8549 Current Rating: 8549 + 9733 = 18282 votesCurrent Rating: 8549 + 9733 = 18282 votes 9733

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
8475 Current Rating: 8475 + 10058 = 18533 votesCurrent Rating: 8475 + 10058 = 18533 votes 10058

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
7924 Current Rating: 7924 + 7307 = 15231 votesCurrent Rating: 7924 + 7307 = 15231 votes 7307

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
6266 Current Rating: 6266 + 5161 = 11427 votesCurrent Rating: 6266 + 5161 = 11427 votes 5161

[686] 17: I have something to confess
7013 Current Rating: 7013 + 5965 = 12978 votesCurrent Rating: 7013 + 5965 = 12978 votes 5965

[685] 16: How your location can change
7379 Current Rating: 7379 + 6586 = 13965 votesCurrent Rating: 7379 + 6586 = 13965 votes 6586

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
7670 Current Rating: 7670 + 7529 = 15199 votesCurrent Rating: 7670 + 7529 = 15199 votes 7529

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
9009 Current Rating: 9009 + 10626 = 19635 votesCurrent Rating: 9009 + 10626 = 19635 votes 10626

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
9010 Current Rating: 9010 + 8700 = 17710 votesCurrent Rating: 9010 + 8700 = 17710 votes 8700

[681] 9: Why does everything
8594 Current Rating: 8594 + 7983 = 16577 votesCurrent Rating: 8594 + 7983 = 16577 votes 7983

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
6258 Current Rating: 6258 + 6044 = 12302 votesCurrent Rating: 6258 + 6044 = 12302 votes 6044

[679] 5: You re late again
22239 Current Rating: 22239 + 26974 = 49213 votesCurrent Rating: 22239 + 26974 = 49213 votes 26974

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
13296 Current Rating: 13296 + 14383 = 27679 votesCurrent Rating: 13296 + 14383 = 27679 votes 14383

[677] 3: What s the difference
6901 Current Rating: 6901 + 5798 = 12699 votesCurrent Rating: 6901 + 5798 = 12699 votes 5798

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
7784 Current Rating: 7784 + 6970 = 14754 votesCurrent Rating: 7784 + 6970 = 14754 votes 6970


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
6846 Current Rating: 6846 + 5897 = 12743 votesCurrent Rating: 6846 + 5897 = 12743 votes 5897

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
7817 Current Rating: 7817 + 7243 = 15060 votesCurrent Rating: 7817 + 7243 = 15060 votes 7243

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
6944 Current Rating: 6944 + 7665 = 14609 votesCurrent Rating: 6944 + 7665 = 14609 votes 7665

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
8822 Current Rating: 8822 + 7927 = 16749 votesCurrent Rating: 8822 + 7927 = 16749 votes 7927

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
8739 Current Rating: 8739 + 8437 = 17176 votesCurrent Rating: 8739 + 8437 = 17176 votes 8437

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
5862 Current Rating: 5862 + 6810 = 12672 votesCurrent Rating: 5862 + 6810 = 12672 votes 6810

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
7266 Current Rating: 7266 + 6356 = 13622 votesCurrent Rating: 7266 + 6356 = 13622 votes 6356

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
7391 Current Rating: 7391 + 7607 = 14998 votesCurrent Rating: 7391 + 7607 = 14998 votes 7607

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
6243 Current Rating: 6243 + 5265 = 11508 votesCurrent Rating: 6243 + 5265 = 11508 votes 5265

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
6935 Current Rating: 6935 + 5892 = 12827 votesCurrent Rating: 6935 + 5892 = 12827 votes 5892

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
7315 Current Rating: 7315 + 6294 = 13609 votesCurrent Rating: 7315 + 6294 = 13609 votes 6294

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
6837 Current Rating: 6837 + 5994 = 12831 votesCurrent Rating: 6837 + 5994 = 12831 votes 5994

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
7639 Current Rating: 7639 + 6919 = 14558 votesCurrent Rating: 7639 + 6919 = 14558 votes 6919

[662] 11: You look miserable
8423 Current Rating: 8423 + 7529 = 15952 votesCurrent Rating: 8423 + 7529 = 15952 votes 7529

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
7767 Current Rating: 7767 + 7288 = 15055 votesCurrent Rating: 7767 + 7288 = 15055 votes 7288

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
6405 Current Rating: 6405 + 5555 = 11960 votesCurrent Rating: 6405 + 5555 = 11960 votes 5555

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
6264 Current Rating: 6264 + 6685 = 12949 votesCurrent Rating: 6264 + 6685 = 12949 votes 6685

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
7926 Current Rating: 7926 + 7101 = 15027 votesCurrent Rating: 7926 + 7101 = 15027 votes 7101

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
7419 Current Rating: 7419 + 6348 = 13767 votesCurrent Rating: 7419 + 6348 = 13767 votes 6348

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
8539 Current Rating: 8539 + 7587 = 16126 votesCurrent Rating: 8539 + 7587 = 16126 votes 7587


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
6128 Current Rating: 6128 + 5018 = 11146 votesCurrent Rating: 6128 + 5018 = 11146 votes 5018

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
7456 Current Rating: 7456 + 6388 = 13844 votesCurrent Rating: 7456 + 6388 = 13844 votes 6388

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
7448 Current Rating: 7448 + 6407 = 13855 votesCurrent Rating: 7448 + 6407 = 13855 votes 6407

[652] 28: How come men always look
6359 Current Rating: 6359 + 5415 = 11774 votesCurrent Rating: 6359 + 5415 = 11774 votes 5415

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
7286 Current Rating: 7286 + 6513 = 13799 votesCurrent Rating: 7286 + 6513 = 13799 votes 6513

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
6275 Current Rating: 6275 + 6986 = 13261 votesCurrent Rating: 6275 + 6986 = 13261 votes 6986

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
8448 Current Rating: 8448 + 7675 = 16123 votesCurrent Rating: 8448 + 7675 = 16123 votes 7675

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
6407 Current Rating: 6407 + 6543 = 12950 votesCurrent Rating: 6407 + 6543 = 12950 votes 6543

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
6511 Current Rating: 6511 + 5391 = 11902 votesCurrent Rating: 6511 + 5391 = 11902 votes 5391

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
8407 Current Rating: 8407 + 7439 = 15846 votesCurrent Rating: 8407 + 7439 = 15846 votes 7439

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
7220 Current Rating: 7220 + 7026 = 14246 votesCurrent Rating: 7220 + 7026 = 14246 votes 7026

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
6525 Current Rating: 6525 + 5478 = 12003 votesCurrent Rating: 6525 + 5478 = 12003 votes 5478

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
8330 Current Rating: 8330 + 7851 = 16181 votesCurrent Rating: 8330 + 7851 = 16181 votes 7851

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
9149 Current Rating: 9149 + 8119 = 17268 votesCurrent Rating: 9149 + 8119 = 17268 votes 8119

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
8069 Current Rating: 8069 + 7897 = 15966 votesCurrent Rating: 8069 + 7897 = 15966 votes 7897

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
7185 Current Rating: 7185 + 7686 = 14871 votesCurrent Rating: 7185 + 7686 = 14871 votes 7686

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
6841 Current Rating: 6841 + 8422 = 15263 votesCurrent Rating: 6841 + 8422 = 15263 votes 8422

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
6130 Current Rating: 6130 + 5129 = 11259 votesCurrent Rating: 6130 + 5129 = 11259 votes 5129

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
7812 Current Rating: 7812 + 7902 = 15714 votesCurrent Rating: 7812 + 7902 = 15714 votes 7902

[636] 3: When I die
9178 Current Rating: 9178 + 9072 = 18250 votesCurrent Rating: 9178 + 9072 = 18250 votes 9072

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
7243 Current Rating: 7243 + 6090 = 13333 votesCurrent Rating: 7243 + 6090 = 13333 votes 6090


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
5895 Current Rating: 5895 + 4870 = 10765 votesCurrent Rating: 5895 + 4870 = 10765 votes 4870

[633] 25: You are looking good
7084 Current Rating: 7084 + 5934 = 13018 votesCurrent Rating: 7084 + 5934 = 13018 votes 5934

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
8266 Current Rating: 8266 + 7445 = 15711 votesCurrent Rating: 8266 + 7445 = 15711 votes 7445

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
5949 Current Rating: 5949 + 5029 = 10978 votesCurrent Rating: 5949 + 5029 = 10978 votes 5029

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
7379 Current Rating: 7379 + 6710 = 14089 votesCurrent Rating: 7379 + 6710 = 14089 votes 6710

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
6972 Current Rating: 6972 + 5944 = 12916 votesCurrent Rating: 6972 + 5944 = 12916 votes 5944

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
7142 Current Rating: 7142 + 6083 = 13225 votesCurrent Rating: 7142 + 6083 = 13225 votes 6083

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
6033 Current Rating: 6033 + 5100 = 11133 votesCurrent Rating: 6033 + 5100 = 11133 votes 5100

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
8532 Current Rating: 8532 + 7971 = 16503 votesCurrent Rating: 8532 + 7971 = 16503 votes 7971

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
7181 Current Rating: 7181 + 6557 = 13738 votesCurrent Rating: 7181 + 6557 = 13738 votes 6557

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
7334 Current Rating: 7334 + 6727 = 14061 votesCurrent Rating: 7334 + 6727 = 14061 votes 6727

[623] 11: What is the difference
8470 Current Rating: 8470 + 7724 = 16194 votesCurrent Rating: 8470 + 7724 = 16194 votes 7724

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
7463 Current Rating: 7463 + 6392 = 13855 votesCurrent Rating: 7463 + 6392 = 13855 votes 6392

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
7952 Current Rating: 7952 + 7202 = 15154 votesCurrent Rating: 7952 + 7202 = 15154 votes 7202

[620] 3: Hey big boy
7111 Current Rating: 7111 + 6199 = 13310 votesCurrent Rating: 7111 + 6199 = 13310 votes 6199

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
5946 Current Rating: 5946 + 4869 = 10815 votesCurrent Rating: 5946 + 4869 = 10815 votes 4869


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
6365 Current Rating: 6365 + 5810 = 12175 votesCurrent Rating: 6365 + 5810 = 12175 votes 5810

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
6887 Current Rating: 6887 + 6083 = 12970 votesCurrent Rating: 6887 + 6083 = 12970 votes 6083

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
8365 Current Rating: 8365 + 7661 = 16026 votesCurrent Rating: 8365 + 7661 = 16026 votes 7661

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
7824 Current Rating: 7824 + 7007 = 14831 votesCurrent Rating: 7824 + 7007 = 14831 votes 7007

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
7612 Current Rating: 7612 + 6957 = 14569 votesCurrent Rating: 7612 + 6957 = 14569 votes 6957

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
7651 Current Rating: 7651 + 6827 = 14478 votesCurrent Rating: 7651 + 6827 = 14478 votes 6827

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
8036 Current Rating: 8036 + 7027 = 15063 votesCurrent Rating: 8036 + 7027 = 15063 votes 7027

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
6313 Current Rating: 6313 + 6001 = 12314 votesCurrent Rating: 6313 + 6001 = 12314 votes 6001

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
7350 Current Rating: 7350 + 7269 = 14619 votesCurrent Rating: 7350 + 7269 = 14619 votes 7269

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
6266 Current Rating: 6266 + 6304 = 12570 votesCurrent Rating: 6266 + 6304 = 12570 votes 6304

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
7168 Current Rating: 7168 + 6546 = 13714 votesCurrent Rating: 7168 + 6546 = 13714 votes 6546

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
7423 Current Rating: 7423 + 6300 = 13723 votesCurrent Rating: 7423 + 6300 = 13723 votes 6300

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
6338 Current Rating: 6338 + 8054 = 14392 votesCurrent Rating: 6338 + 8054 = 14392 votes 8054

[605] 12: When I was at school
8809 Current Rating: 8809 + 7831 = 16640 votesCurrent Rating: 8809 + 7831 = 16640 votes 7831

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
7093 Current Rating: 7093 + 6321 = 13414 votesCurrent Rating: 7093 + 6321 = 13414 votes 6321

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
6854 Current Rating: 6854 + 6029 = 12883 votesCurrent Rating: 6854 + 6029 = 12883 votes 6029

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
7483 Current Rating: 7483 + 6719 = 14202 votesCurrent Rating: 7483 + 6719 = 14202 votes 6719

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
6387 Current Rating: 6387 + 5383 = 11770 votesCurrent Rating: 6387 + 5383 = 11770 votes 5383

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
6710 Current Rating: 6710 + 5743 = 12453 votesCurrent Rating: 6710 + 5743 = 12453 votes 5743


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
6802 Current Rating: 6802 + 5824 = 12626 votesCurrent Rating: 6802 + 5824 = 12626 votes 5824

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
7234 Current Rating: 7234 + 6316 = 13550 votesCurrent Rating: 7234 + 6316 = 13550 votes 6316

[597] 27: I want a divorce
9503 Current Rating: 9503 + 10717 = 20220 votesCurrent Rating: 9503 + 10717 = 20220 votes 10717

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
7900 Current Rating: 7900 + 6763 = 14663 votesCurrent Rating: 7900 + 6763 = 14663 votes 6763

[595] 23: You know some women
6424 Current Rating: 6424 + 6361 = 12785 votesCurrent Rating: 6424 + 6361 = 12785 votes 6361

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
8798 Current Rating: 8798 + 11552 = 20350 votesCurrent Rating: 8798 + 11552 = 20350 votes 11552

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
8091 Current Rating: 8091 + 9522 = 17613 votesCurrent Rating: 8091 + 9522 = 17613 votes 9522

[592] 20: So it is girls night
6465 Current Rating: 6465 + 7145 = 13610 votesCurrent Rating: 6465 + 7145 = 13610 votes 7145

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
6994 Current Rating: 6994 + 6248 = 13242 votesCurrent Rating: 6994 + 6248 = 13242 votes 6248

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
7527 Current Rating: 7527 + 8221 = 15748 votesCurrent Rating: 7527 + 8221 = 15748 votes 8221

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
7521 Current Rating: 7521 + 6500 = 14021 votesCurrent Rating: 7521 + 6500 = 14021 votes 6500

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
8557 Current Rating: 8557 + 7614 = 16171 votesCurrent Rating: 8557 + 7614 = 16171 votes 7614

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
8580 Current Rating: 8580 + 7990 = 16570 votesCurrent Rating: 8580 + 7990 = 16570 votes 7990

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
6493 Current Rating: 6493 + 5661 = 12154 votesCurrent Rating: 6493 + 5661 = 12154 votes 5661

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
7532 Current Rating: 7532 + 6493 = 14025 votesCurrent Rating: 7532 + 6493 = 14025 votes 6493

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
7554 Current Rating: 7554 + 7346 = 14900 votesCurrent Rating: 7554 + 7346 = 14900 votes 7346

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
6622 Current Rating: 6622 + 5682 = 12304 votesCurrent Rating: 6622 + 5682 = 12304 votes 5682

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
7750 Current Rating: 7750 + 7382 = 15132 votesCurrent Rating: 7750 + 7382 = 15132 votes 7382

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
6707 Current Rating: 6707 + 5664 = 12371 votesCurrent Rating: 6707 + 5664 = 12371 votes 5664

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
10052 Current Rating: 10052 + 13232 = 23284 votesCurrent Rating: 10052 + 13232 = 23284 votes 13232

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
8163 Current Rating: 8163 + 7130 = 15293 votesCurrent Rating: 8163 + 7130 = 15293 votes 7130


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
7876 Current Rating: 7876 + 7995 = 15871 votesCurrent Rating: 7876 + 7995 = 15871 votes 7995

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
6514 Current Rating: 6514 + 7192 = 13706 votesCurrent Rating: 6514 + 7192 = 13706 votes 7192

[576] 27: What a babe
8054 Current Rating: 8054 + 7051 = 15105 votesCurrent Rating: 8054 + 7051 = 15105 votes 7051

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
5983 Current Rating: 5983 + 5021 = 11004 votesCurrent Rating: 5983 + 5021 = 11004 votes 5021

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
6963 Current Rating: 6963 + 5973 = 12936 votesCurrent Rating: 6963 + 5973 = 12936 votes 5973

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
6049 Current Rating: 6049 + 6831 = 12880 votesCurrent Rating: 6049 + 6831 = 12880 votes 6831

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
10021 Current Rating: 10021 + 9799 = 19820 votesCurrent Rating: 10021 + 9799 = 19820 votes 9799

[571] 20: What is the difference
10707 Current Rating: 10707 + 15372 = 26079 votesCurrent Rating: 10707 + 15372 = 26079 votes 15372

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
12818 Current Rating: 12818 + 13955 = 26773 votesCurrent Rating: 12818 + 13955 = 26773 votes 13955

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
7648 Current Rating: 7648 + 6805 = 14453 votesCurrent Rating: 7648 + 6805 = 14453 votes 6805

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
6314 Current Rating: 6314 + 5154 = 11468 votesCurrent Rating: 6314 + 5154 = 11468 votes 5154

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
6982 Current Rating: 6982 + 6173 = 13155 votesCurrent Rating: 6982 + 6173 = 13155 votes 6173

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
7260 Current Rating: 7260 + 6147 = 13407 votesCurrent Rating: 7260 + 6147 = 13407 votes 6147

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
7792 Current Rating: 7792 + 9339 = 17131 votesCurrent Rating: 7792 + 9339 = 17131 votes 9339

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
7393 Current Rating: 7393 + 6658 = 14051 votesCurrent Rating: 7393 + 6658 = 14051 votes 6658

[563] 10: You look terrible
7829 Current Rating: 7829 + 8464 = 16293 votesCurrent Rating: 7829 + 8464 = 16293 votes 8464

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
6302 Current Rating: 6302 + 5614 = 11916 votesCurrent Rating: 6302 + 5614 = 11916 votes 5614






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