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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
19416 Current Rating: 19416 + 21061 = 40477 votesCurrent Rating: 19416 + 21061 = 40477 votes 21061

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
8034 Current Rating: 8034 + 7232 = 15266 votesCurrent Rating: 8034 + 7232 = 15266 votes 7232

[791] 19: So we’re going to court tomorrow
8423 Current Rating: 8423 + 7631 = 16054 votesCurrent Rating: 8423 + 7631 = 16054 votes 7631

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
7702 Current Rating: 7702 + 6590 = 14292 votesCurrent Rating: 7702 + 6590 = 14292 votes 6590

[789] 17: Dad, I’m hungry!
22585 Current Rating: 22585 + 26765 = 49350 votesCurrent Rating: 22585 + 26765 = 49350 votes 26765

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
10374 Current Rating: 10374 + 12320 = 22694 votesCurrent Rating: 10374 + 12320 = 22694 votes 12320

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
8434 Current Rating: 8434 + 7622 = 16056 votesCurrent Rating: 8434 + 7622 = 16056 votes 7622

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
19292 Current Rating: 19292 + 20874 = 40166 votesCurrent Rating: 19292 + 20874 = 40166 votes 20874

[785] 11: What’s wrong now?
9705 Current Rating: 9705 + 8254 = 17959 votesCurrent Rating: 9705 + 8254 = 17959 votes 8254

[784] 10: What’s going on?
9911 Current Rating: 9911 + 7205 = 17116 votesCurrent Rating: 9911 + 7205 = 17116 votes 7205

[783] 7: What now?
14487 Current Rating: 14487 + 9489 = 23976 votesCurrent Rating: 14487 + 9489 = 23976 votes 9489

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
18011 Current Rating: 18011 + 13104 = 31115 votesCurrent Rating: 18011 + 13104 = 31115 votes 13104

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
15551 Current Rating: 15551 + 12165 = 27716 votesCurrent Rating: 15551 + 12165 = 27716 votes 12165

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
11592 Current Rating: 11592 + 8184 = 19776 votesCurrent Rating: 11592 + 8184 = 19776 votes 8184

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
8560 Current Rating: 8560 + 6966 = 15526 votesCurrent Rating: 8560 + 6966 = 15526 votes 6966


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
9503 Current Rating: 9503 + 8631 = 18134 votesCurrent Rating: 9503 + 8631 = 18134 votes 8631

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
8684 Current Rating: 8684 + 9122 = 17806 votesCurrent Rating: 8684 + 9122 = 17806 votes 9122

[776] 28: Are you awake?
10607 Current Rating: 10607 + 9654 = 20261 votesCurrent Rating: 10607 + 9654 = 20261 votes 9654

[775] 27: What’s all this?
8372 Current Rating: 8372 + 7911 = 16283 votesCurrent Rating: 8372 + 7911 = 16283 votes 7911

[774] 26: When I got home last night
9630 Current Rating: 9630 + 8589 = 18219 votesCurrent Rating: 9630 + 8589 = 18219 votes 8589

[773] 23: You know, I’m actually glad it’s a work day today
11945 Current Rating: 11945 + 12622 = 24567 votesCurrent Rating: 11945 + 12622 = 24567 votes 12622

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
8482 Current Rating: 8482 + 7919 = 16401 votesCurrent Rating: 8482 + 7919 = 16401 votes 7919

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
7075 Current Rating: 7075 + 5958 = 13033 votesCurrent Rating: 7075 + 5958 = 13033 votes 5958

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
9084 Current Rating: 9084 + 10836 = 19920 votesCurrent Rating: 9084 + 10836 = 19920 votes 10836

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
10029 Current Rating: 10029 + 9332 = 19361 votesCurrent Rating: 10029 + 9332 = 19361 votes 9332

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
12463 Current Rating: 12463 + 11692 = 24155 votesCurrent Rating: 12463 + 11692 = 24155 votes 11692

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
11086 Current Rating: 11086 + 12595 = 23681 votesCurrent Rating: 11086 + 12595 = 23681 votes 12595

[766] 13: How’s it going with your new girlfriend?
11413 Current Rating: 11413 + 13355 = 24768 votesCurrent Rating: 11413 + 13355 = 24768 votes 13355

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
8451 Current Rating: 8451 + 7472 = 15923 votesCurrent Rating: 8451 + 7472 = 15923 votes 7472

[764] 9: Hi, where’s the baby?
8469 Current Rating: 8469 + 7430 = 15899 votesCurrent Rating: 8469 + 7430 = 15899 votes 7430

[763] 8: Would you love me more
9252 Current Rating: 9252 + 9109 = 18361 votesCurrent Rating: 9252 + 9109 = 18361 votes 9109

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
14525 Current Rating: 14525 + 16790 = 31315 votesCurrent Rating: 14525 + 16790 = 31315 votes 16790

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
8829 Current Rating: 8829 + 8065 = 16894 votesCurrent Rating: 8829 + 8065 = 16894 votes 8065

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
7784 Current Rating: 7784 + 6898 = 14682 votesCurrent Rating: 7784 + 6898 = 14682 votes 6898

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
9674 Current Rating: 9674 + 9007 = 18681 votesCurrent Rating: 9674 + 9007 = 18681 votes 9007

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
7538 Current Rating: 7538 + 6947 = 14485 votesCurrent Rating: 7538 + 6947 = 14485 votes 6947


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
8190 Current Rating: 8190 + 7596 = 15786 votesCurrent Rating: 8190 + 7596 = 15786 votes 7596

[756] 30: Good morning sir
9387 Current Rating: 9387 + 8140 = 17527 votesCurrent Rating: 9387 + 8140 = 17527 votes 8140

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
10828 Current Rating: 10828 + 8210 = 19038 votesCurrent Rating: 10828 + 8210 = 19038 votes 8210

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
16608 Current Rating: 16608 + 10498 = 27106 votesCurrent Rating: 16608 + 10498 = 27106 votes 10498

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
10692 Current Rating: 10692 + 8646 = 19338 votesCurrent Rating: 10692 + 8646 = 19338 votes 8646

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
9002 Current Rating: 9002 + 9047 = 18049 votesCurrent Rating: 9002 + 9047 = 18049 votes 9047

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
9857 Current Rating: 9857 + 7884 = 17741 votesCurrent Rating: 9857 + 7884 = 17741 votes 7884

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
8758 Current Rating: 8758 + 7876 = 16634 votesCurrent Rating: 8758 + 7876 = 16634 votes 7876

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
8900 Current Rating: 8900 + 7877 = 16777 votesCurrent Rating: 8900 + 7877 = 16777 votes 7877

[748] 18: What are you watching?
10261 Current Rating: 10261 + 9300 = 19561 votesCurrent Rating: 10261 + 9300 = 19561 votes 9300

[747] 17: See you later
10423 Current Rating: 10423 + 9207 = 19630 votesCurrent Rating: 10423 + 9207 = 19630 votes 9207

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
6172 Current Rating: 6172 + 7026 = 13198 votesCurrent Rating: 6172 + 7026 = 13198 votes 7026

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
8131 Current Rating: 8131 + 11406 = 19537 votesCurrent Rating: 8131 + 11406 = 19537 votes 11406

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
39419 Current Rating: 39419 + 42143 = 81562 votesCurrent Rating: 39419 + 42143 = 81562 votes 42143

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
17529 Current Rating: 17529 + 25031 = 42560 votesCurrent Rating: 17529 + 25031 = 42560 votes 25031

[742] 10: You look miserable
11070 Current Rating: 11070 + 10537 = 21607 votesCurrent Rating: 11070 + 10537 = 21607 votes 10537

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
9107 Current Rating: 9107 + 8263 = 17370 votesCurrent Rating: 9107 + 8263 = 17370 votes 8263

[740] 8: What are you reading?
8125 Current Rating: 8125 + 7307 = 15432 votesCurrent Rating: 8125 + 7307 = 15432 votes 7307

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
9454 Current Rating: 9454 + 8682 = 18136 votesCurrent Rating: 9454 + 8682 = 18136 votes 8682

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
10188 Current Rating: 10188 + 9162 = 19350 votesCurrent Rating: 10188 + 9162 = 19350 votes 9162

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
7497 Current Rating: 7497 + 6534 = 14031 votesCurrent Rating: 7497 + 6534 = 14031 votes 6534

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
9768 Current Rating: 9768 + 11140 = 20908 votesCurrent Rating: 9768 + 11140 = 20908 votes 11140

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
27231 Current Rating: 27231 + 28865 = 56096 votesCurrent Rating: 27231 + 28865 = 56096 votes 28865


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
8584 Current Rating: 8584 + 8032 = 16616 votesCurrent Rating: 8584 + 8032 = 16616 votes 8032

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
16167 Current Rating: 16167 + 16617 = 32784 votesCurrent Rating: 16167 + 16617 = 32784 votes 16617

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
9995 Current Rating: 9995 + 10410 = 20405 votesCurrent Rating: 9995 + 10410 = 20405 votes 10410

[731] 21: What have you got there?
9867 Current Rating: 9867 + 8930 = 18797 votesCurrent Rating: 9867 + 8930 = 18797 votes 8930

[730] 20: Where have you been?
25223 Current Rating: 25223 + 26684 = 51907 votesCurrent Rating: 25223 + 26684 = 51907 votes 26684

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
10742 Current Rating: 10742 + 9973 = 20715 votesCurrent Rating: 10742 + 9973 = 20715 votes 9973

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
7756 Current Rating: 7756 + 6859 = 14615 votesCurrent Rating: 7756 + 6859 = 14615 votes 6859

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
8640 Current Rating: 8640 + 9030 = 17670 votesCurrent Rating: 8640 + 9030 = 17670 votes 9030

[726] 14: Do you know what
9383 Current Rating: 9383 + 8308 = 17691 votesCurrent Rating: 9383 + 8308 = 17691 votes 8308

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
8911 Current Rating: 8911 + 8213 = 17124 votesCurrent Rating: 8911 + 8213 = 17124 votes 8213

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
8290 Current Rating: 8290 + 7383 = 15673 votesCurrent Rating: 8290 + 7383 = 15673 votes 7383

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
9905 Current Rating: 9905 + 10568 = 20473 votesCurrent Rating: 9905 + 10568 = 20473 votes 10568

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
7779 Current Rating: 7779 + 8405 = 16184 votesCurrent Rating: 7779 + 8405 = 16184 votes 8405

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
9448 Current Rating: 9448 + 8977 = 18425 votesCurrent Rating: 9448 + 8977 = 18425 votes 8977

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
9917 Current Rating: 9917 + 8917 = 18834 votesCurrent Rating: 9917 + 8917 = 18834 votes 8917

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
8930 Current Rating: 8930 + 8454 = 17384 votesCurrent Rating: 8930 + 8454 = 17384 votes 8454

[718] 3: What are you watching?
8440 Current Rating: 8440 + 10092 = 18532 votesCurrent Rating: 8440 + 10092 = 18532 votes 10092


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
8782 Current Rating: 8782 + 8383 = 17165 votesCurrent Rating: 8782 + 8383 = 17165 votes 8383

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
11092 Current Rating: 11092 + 10449 = 21541 votesCurrent Rating: 11092 + 10449 = 21541 votes 10449

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
7332 Current Rating: 7332 + 8211 = 15543 votesCurrent Rating: 7332 + 8211 = 15543 votes 8211

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
8311 Current Rating: 8311 + 7417 = 15728 votesCurrent Rating: 8311 + 7417 = 15728 votes 7417

[713] 27: And now Mom?
7714 Current Rating: 7714 + 8716 = 16430 votesCurrent Rating: 7714 + 8716 = 16430 votes 8716

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
8653 Current Rating: 8653 + 7748 = 16401 votesCurrent Rating: 8653 + 7748 = 16401 votes 7748

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
8546 Current Rating: 8546 + 8519 = 17065 votesCurrent Rating: 8546 + 8519 = 17065 votes 8519

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
10684 Current Rating: 10684 + 9730 = 20414 votesCurrent Rating: 10684 + 9730 = 20414 votes 9730

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
8886 Current Rating: 8886 + 8162 = 17048 votesCurrent Rating: 8886 + 8162 = 17048 votes 8162

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
7507 Current Rating: 7507 + 6508 = 14015 votesCurrent Rating: 7507 + 6508 = 14015 votes 6508

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
8827 Current Rating: 8827 + 7636 = 16463 votesCurrent Rating: 8827 + 7636 = 16463 votes 7636

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
9074 Current Rating: 9074 + 10775 = 19849 votesCurrent Rating: 9074 + 10775 = 19849 votes 10775

[705] 15: I’m not calling her a slut
13789 Current Rating: 13789 + 13170 = 26959 votesCurrent Rating: 13789 + 13170 = 26959 votes 13170

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
10417 Current Rating: 10417 + 11407 = 21824 votesCurrent Rating: 10417 + 11407 = 21824 votes 11407

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
9813 Current Rating: 9813 + 8905 = 18718 votesCurrent Rating: 9813 + 8905 = 18718 votes 8905

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
8375 Current Rating: 8375 + 7807 = 16182 votesCurrent Rating: 8375 + 7807 = 16182 votes 7807

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
9045 Current Rating: 9045 + 8231 = 17276 votesCurrent Rating: 9045 + 8231 = 17276 votes 8231

[700] 6: There, all finished
10412 Current Rating: 10412 + 10947 = 21359 votesCurrent Rating: 10412 + 10947 = 21359 votes 10947

[699] 3: There, all finished
89117 Current Rating: 89117 + 100449 = 189566 votesCurrent Rating: 89117 + 100449 = 189566 votes 100449

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
10024 Current Rating: 10024 + 12063 = 22087 votesCurrent Rating: 10024 + 12063 = 22087 votes 12063

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
9017 Current Rating: 9017 + 8048 = 17065 votesCurrent Rating: 9017 + 8048 = 17065 votes 8048


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
9520 Current Rating: 9520 + 8844 = 18364 votesCurrent Rating: 9520 + 8844 = 18364 votes 8844

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
16850 Current Rating: 16850 + 18423 = 35273 votesCurrent Rating: 16850 + 18423 = 35273 votes 18423

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
10323 Current Rating: 10323 + 9415 = 19738 votesCurrent Rating: 10323 + 9415 = 19738 votes 9415

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
8266 Current Rating: 8266 + 9108 = 17374 votesCurrent Rating: 8266 + 9108 = 17374 votes 9108

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
8881 Current Rating: 8881 + 8030 = 16911 votesCurrent Rating: 8881 + 8030 = 16911 votes 8030

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
7551 Current Rating: 7551 + 6703 = 14254 votesCurrent Rating: 7551 + 6703 = 14254 votes 6703

[690] 23: The papers are signed
10123 Current Rating: 10123 + 11314 = 21437 votesCurrent Rating: 10123 + 11314 = 21437 votes 11314

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
10010 Current Rating: 10010 + 11558 = 21568 votesCurrent Rating: 10010 + 11558 = 21568 votes 11558

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
9326 Current Rating: 9326 + 8870 = 18196 votesCurrent Rating: 9326 + 8870 = 18196 votes 8870

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
7273 Current Rating: 7273 + 6101 = 13374 votesCurrent Rating: 7273 + 6101 = 13374 votes 6101

[686] 17: I have something to confess
8537 Current Rating: 8537 + 7454 = 15991 votesCurrent Rating: 8537 + 7454 = 15991 votes 7454

[685] 16: How your location can change
8637 Current Rating: 8637 + 7785 = 16422 votesCurrent Rating: 8637 + 7785 = 16422 votes 7785

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
8902 Current Rating: 8902 + 8853 = 17755 votesCurrent Rating: 8902 + 8853 = 17755 votes 8853

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
10987 Current Rating: 10987 + 12436 = 23423 votesCurrent Rating: 10987 + 12436 = 23423 votes 12436

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
10323 Current Rating: 10323 + 9945 = 20268 votesCurrent Rating: 10323 + 9945 = 20268 votes 9945

[681] 9: Why does everything
10865 Current Rating: 10865 + 10080 = 20945 votesCurrent Rating: 10865 + 10080 = 20945 votes 10080

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
7209 Current Rating: 7209 + 7015 = 14224 votesCurrent Rating: 7209 + 7015 = 14224 votes 7015

[679] 5: You re late again
62140 Current Rating: 62140 + 61737 = 123877 votesCurrent Rating: 62140 + 61737 = 123877 votes 61737

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
27023 Current Rating: 27023 + 26561 = 53584 votesCurrent Rating: 27023 + 26561 = 53584 votes 26561

[677] 3: What s the difference
8343 Current Rating: 8343 + 7299 = 15642 votesCurrent Rating: 8343 + 7299 = 15642 votes 7299

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
9528 Current Rating: 9528 + 8661 = 18189 votesCurrent Rating: 9528 + 8661 = 18189 votes 8661


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
8588 Current Rating: 8588 + 7648 = 16236 votesCurrent Rating: 8588 + 7648 = 16236 votes 7648

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
9880 Current Rating: 9880 + 9352 = 19232 votesCurrent Rating: 9880 + 9352 = 19232 votes 9352

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
8438 Current Rating: 8438 + 9142 = 17580 votesCurrent Rating: 8438 + 9142 = 17580 votes 9142

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
10130 Current Rating: 10130 + 9233 = 19363 votesCurrent Rating: 10130 + 9233 = 19363 votes 9233

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
11271 Current Rating: 11271 + 10518 = 21789 votesCurrent Rating: 11271 + 10518 = 21789 votes 10518

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
7176 Current Rating: 7176 + 8110 = 15286 votesCurrent Rating: 7176 + 8110 = 15286 votes 8110

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
9065 Current Rating: 9065 + 8236 = 17301 votesCurrent Rating: 9065 + 8236 = 17301 votes 8236

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
8578 Current Rating: 8578 + 8834 = 17412 votesCurrent Rating: 8578 + 8834 = 17412 votes 8834

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
7423 Current Rating: 7423 + 6373 = 13796 votesCurrent Rating: 7423 + 6373 = 13796 votes 6373

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
8042 Current Rating: 8042 + 7048 = 15090 votesCurrent Rating: 8042 + 7048 = 15090 votes 7048

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
9395 Current Rating: 9395 + 8977 = 18372 votesCurrent Rating: 9395 + 8977 = 18372 votes 8977

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
8071 Current Rating: 8071 + 7206 = 15277 votesCurrent Rating: 8071 + 7206 = 15277 votes 7206

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
9318 Current Rating: 9318 + 8745 = 18063 votesCurrent Rating: 9318 + 8745 = 18063 votes 8745

[662] 11: You look miserable
17559 Current Rating: 17559 + 18477 = 36036 votesCurrent Rating: 17559 + 18477 = 36036 votes 18477

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
9099 Current Rating: 9099 + 8569 = 17668 votesCurrent Rating: 9099 + 8569 = 17668 votes 8569

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
7552 Current Rating: 7552 + 6680 = 14232 votesCurrent Rating: 7552 + 6680 = 14232 votes 6680

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
7290 Current Rating: 7290 + 7718 = 15008 votesCurrent Rating: 7290 + 7718 = 15008 votes 7718

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
9642 Current Rating: 9642 + 8952 = 18594 votesCurrent Rating: 9642 + 8952 = 18594 votes 8952

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
8518 Current Rating: 8518 + 7434 = 15952 votesCurrent Rating: 8518 + 7434 = 15952 votes 7434

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
10580 Current Rating: 10580 + 9501 = 20081 votesCurrent Rating: 10580 + 9501 = 20081 votes 9501


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
7478 Current Rating: 7478 + 6323 = 13801 votesCurrent Rating: 7478 + 6323 = 13801 votes 6323

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
9371 Current Rating: 9371 + 8310 = 17681 votesCurrent Rating: 9371 + 8310 = 17681 votes 8310

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
8911 Current Rating: 8911 + 7812 = 16723 votesCurrent Rating: 8911 + 7812 = 16723 votes 7812

[652] 28: How come men always look
7754 Current Rating: 7754 + 6810 = 14564 votesCurrent Rating: 7754 + 6810 = 14564 votes 6810

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
9249 Current Rating: 9249 + 8401 = 17650 votesCurrent Rating: 9249 + 8401 = 17650 votes 8401

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
7446 Current Rating: 7446 + 8141 = 15587 votesCurrent Rating: 7446 + 8141 = 15587 votes 8141

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
11314 Current Rating: 11314 + 10673 = 21987 votesCurrent Rating: 11314 + 10673 = 21987 votes 10673

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
7716 Current Rating: 7716 + 7842 = 15558 votesCurrent Rating: 7716 + 7842 = 15558 votes 7842

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
8012 Current Rating: 8012 + 6863 = 14875 votesCurrent Rating: 8012 + 6863 = 14875 votes 6863

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
10369 Current Rating: 10369 + 9315 = 19684 votesCurrent Rating: 10369 + 9315 = 19684 votes 9315

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
8964 Current Rating: 8964 + 8701 = 17665 votesCurrent Rating: 8964 + 8701 = 17665 votes 8701

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
10079 Current Rating: 10079 + 9503 = 19582 votesCurrent Rating: 10079 + 9503 = 19582 votes 9503

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
10263 Current Rating: 10263 + 9993 = 20256 votesCurrent Rating: 10263 + 9993 = 20256 votes 9993

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
12732 Current Rating: 12732 + 12330 = 25062 votesCurrent Rating: 12732 + 12330 = 25062 votes 12330

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
10004 Current Rating: 10004 + 9850 = 19854 votesCurrent Rating: 10004 + 9850 = 19854 votes 9850

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
8321 Current Rating: 8321 + 8830 = 17151 votesCurrent Rating: 8321 + 8830 = 17151 votes 8830

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
8265 Current Rating: 8265 + 9748 = 18013 votesCurrent Rating: 8265 + 9748 = 18013 votes 9748

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
7055 Current Rating: 7055 + 6051 = 13106 votesCurrent Rating: 7055 + 6051 = 13106 votes 6051

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
9189 Current Rating: 9189 + 9266 = 18455 votesCurrent Rating: 9189 + 9266 = 18455 votes 9266

[636] 3: When I die
10683 Current Rating: 10683 + 10510 = 21193 votesCurrent Rating: 10683 + 10510 = 21193 votes 10510

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
8418 Current Rating: 8418 + 7239 = 15657 votesCurrent Rating: 8418 + 7239 = 15657 votes 7239


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
6895 Current Rating: 6895 + 5820 = 12715 votesCurrent Rating: 6895 + 5820 = 12715 votes 5820

[633] 25: You are looking good
8474 Current Rating: 8474 + 7269 = 15743 votesCurrent Rating: 8474 + 7269 = 15743 votes 7269

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
9588 Current Rating: 9588 + 8737 = 18325 votesCurrent Rating: 9588 + 8737 = 18325 votes 8737

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
8037 Current Rating: 8037 + 6945 = 14982 votesCurrent Rating: 8037 + 6945 = 14982 votes 6945

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
8912 Current Rating: 8912 + 8296 = 17208 votesCurrent Rating: 8912 + 8296 = 17208 votes 8296

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
8523 Current Rating: 8523 + 7593 = 16116 votesCurrent Rating: 8523 + 7593 = 16116 votes 7593

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
8238 Current Rating: 8238 + 7192 = 15430 votesCurrent Rating: 8238 + 7192 = 15430 votes 7192

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
7069 Current Rating: 7069 + 6108 = 13177 votesCurrent Rating: 7069 + 6108 = 13177 votes 6108

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
10311 Current Rating: 10311 + 9738 = 20049 votesCurrent Rating: 10311 + 9738 = 20049 votes 9738

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
28996 Current Rating: 28996 + 28274 = 57270 votesCurrent Rating: 28996 + 28274 = 57270 votes 28274

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
9149 Current Rating: 9149 + 8641 = 17790 votesCurrent Rating: 9149 + 8641 = 17790 votes 8641

[623] 11: What is the difference
10557 Current Rating: 10557 + 9865 = 20422 votesCurrent Rating: 10557 + 9865 = 20422 votes 9865

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
9174 Current Rating: 9174 + 8175 = 17349 votesCurrent Rating: 9174 + 8175 = 17349 votes 8175

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
9679 Current Rating: 9679 + 9277 = 18956 votesCurrent Rating: 9679 + 9277 = 18956 votes 9277

[620] 3: Hey big boy
8392 Current Rating: 8392 + 7444 = 15836 votesCurrent Rating: 8392 + 7444 = 15836 votes 7444

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
6918 Current Rating: 6918 + 5847 = 12765 votesCurrent Rating: 6918 + 5847 = 12765 votes 5847


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
7536 Current Rating: 7536 + 6970 = 14506 votesCurrent Rating: 7536 + 6970 = 14506 votes 6970

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
8101 Current Rating: 8101 + 7306 = 15407 votesCurrent Rating: 8101 + 7306 = 15407 votes 7306

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
11153 Current Rating: 11153 + 10893 = 22046 votesCurrent Rating: 11153 + 10893 = 22046 votes 10893

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
9620 Current Rating: 9620 + 8962 = 18582 votesCurrent Rating: 9620 + 8962 = 18582 votes 8962

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
9084 Current Rating: 9084 + 8446 = 17530 votesCurrent Rating: 9084 + 8446 = 17530 votes 8446

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
8841 Current Rating: 8841 + 8056 = 16897 votesCurrent Rating: 8841 + 8056 = 16897 votes 8056

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
9318 Current Rating: 9318 + 8399 = 17717 votesCurrent Rating: 9318 + 8399 = 17717 votes 8399

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
7294 Current Rating: 7294 + 6986 = 14280 votesCurrent Rating: 7294 + 6986 = 14280 votes 6986

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
8454 Current Rating: 8454 + 8381 = 16835 votesCurrent Rating: 8454 + 8381 = 16835 votes 8381

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
7242 Current Rating: 7242 + 7254 = 14496 votesCurrent Rating: 7242 + 7254 = 14496 votes 7254

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing you’ve ever had to do?
8599 Current Rating: 8599 + 8114 = 16713 votesCurrent Rating: 8599 + 8114 = 16713 votes 8114

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
8724 Current Rating: 8724 + 7648 = 16372 votesCurrent Rating: 8724 + 7648 = 16372 votes 7648

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
7540 Current Rating: 7540 + 9255 = 16795 votesCurrent Rating: 7540 + 9255 = 16795 votes 9255

[605] 12: When I was at school
10172 Current Rating: 10172 + 9190 = 19362 votesCurrent Rating: 10172 + 9190 = 19362 votes 9190

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
8474 Current Rating: 8474 + 7831 = 16305 votesCurrent Rating: 8474 + 7831 = 16305 votes 7831

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
9686 Current Rating: 9686 + 8615 = 18301 votesCurrent Rating: 9686 + 8615 = 18301 votes 8615

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
8788 Current Rating: 8788 + 7991 = 16779 votesCurrent Rating: 8788 + 7991 = 16779 votes 7991

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
7442 Current Rating: 7442 + 6479 = 13921 votesCurrent Rating: 7442 + 6479 = 13921 votes 6479

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
8321 Current Rating: 8321 + 7394 = 15715 votesCurrent Rating: 8321 + 7394 = 15715 votes 7394


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
7838 Current Rating: 7838 + 6867 = 14705 votesCurrent Rating: 7838 + 6867 = 14705 votes 6867

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
8682 Current Rating: 8682 + 7712 = 16394 votesCurrent Rating: 8682 + 7712 = 16394 votes 7712

[597] 27: I want a divorce
10691 Current Rating: 10691 + 12198 = 22889 votesCurrent Rating: 10691 + 12198 = 22889 votes 12198

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
9564 Current Rating: 9564 + 8395 = 17959 votesCurrent Rating: 9564 + 8395 = 17959 votes 8395

[595] 23: You know some women
7879 Current Rating: 7879 + 7715 = 15594 votesCurrent Rating: 7879 + 7715 = 15594 votes 7715

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
10263 Current Rating: 10263 + 13045 = 23308 votesCurrent Rating: 10263 + 13045 = 23308 votes 13045

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
9542 Current Rating: 9542 + 10931 = 20473 votesCurrent Rating: 9542 + 10931 = 20473 votes 10931

[592] 20: So it is girls night
7438 Current Rating: 7438 + 8097 = 15535 votesCurrent Rating: 7438 + 8097 = 15535 votes 8097

[591] 17: Ow, that’s a heck of a black eye
8305 Current Rating: 8305 + 7568 = 15873 votesCurrent Rating: 8305 + 7568 = 15873 votes 7568

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
9600 Current Rating: 9600 + 10280 = 19880 votesCurrent Rating: 9600 + 10280 = 19880 votes 10280

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
8779 Current Rating: 8779 + 7737 = 16516 votesCurrent Rating: 8779 + 7737 = 16516 votes 7737

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
9923 Current Rating: 9923 + 8980 = 18903 votesCurrent Rating: 9923 + 8980 = 18903 votes 8980

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
10021 Current Rating: 10021 + 9453 = 19474 votesCurrent Rating: 10021 + 9453 = 19474 votes 9453

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
7533 Current Rating: 7533 + 6713 = 14246 votesCurrent Rating: 7533 + 6713 = 14246 votes 6713

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
8726 Current Rating: 8726 + 7688 = 16414 votesCurrent Rating: 8726 + 7688 = 16414 votes 7688

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
10469 Current Rating: 10469 + 9990 = 20459 votesCurrent Rating: 10469 + 9990 = 20459 votes 9990

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
7962 Current Rating: 7962 + 6979 = 14941 votesCurrent Rating: 7962 + 6979 = 14941 votes 6979

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
9105 Current Rating: 9105 + 8778 = 17883 votesCurrent Rating: 9105 + 8778 = 17883 votes 8778

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
7847 Current Rating: 7847 + 6800 = 14647 votesCurrent Rating: 7847 + 6800 = 14647 votes 6800

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
11120 Current Rating: 11120 + 14602 = 25722 votesCurrent Rating: 11120 + 14602 = 25722 votes 14602

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
9555 Current Rating: 9555 + 8434 = 17989 votesCurrent Rating: 9555 + 8434 = 17989 votes 8434


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
9284 Current Rating: 9284 + 9333 = 18617 votesCurrent Rating: 9284 + 9333 = 18617 votes 9333

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
7713 Current Rating: 7713 + 8413 = 16126 votesCurrent Rating: 7713 + 8413 = 16126 votes 8413

[576] 27: What a babe
9471 Current Rating: 9471 + 8450 = 17921 votesCurrent Rating: 9471 + 8450 = 17921 votes 8450

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
7197 Current Rating: 7197 + 6340 = 13537 votesCurrent Rating: 7197 + 6340 = 13537 votes 6340

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
8388 Current Rating: 8388 + 7539 = 15927 votesCurrent Rating: 8388 + 7539 = 15927 votes 7539

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
7900 Current Rating: 7900 + 8579 = 16479 votesCurrent Rating: 7900 + 8579 = 16479 votes 8579

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
11680 Current Rating: 11680 + 11524 = 23204 votesCurrent Rating: 11680 + 11524 = 23204 votes 11524

[571] 20: What is the difference
14632 Current Rating: 14632 + 25454 = 40086 votesCurrent Rating: 14632 + 25454 = 40086 votes 25454

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
27657 Current Rating: 27657 + 36039 = 63696 votesCurrent Rating: 27657 + 36039 = 63696 votes 36039

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
8970 Current Rating: 8970 + 8092 = 17062 votesCurrent Rating: 8970 + 8092 = 17062 votes 8092

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
7961 Current Rating: 7961 + 6744 = 14705 votesCurrent Rating: 7961 + 6744 = 14705 votes 6744

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
8189 Current Rating: 8189 + 7377 = 15566 votesCurrent Rating: 8189 + 7377 = 15566 votes 7377

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
8667 Current Rating: 8667 + 7633 = 16300 votesCurrent Rating: 8667 + 7633 = 16300 votes 7633

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
8985 Current Rating: 8985 + 10610 = 19595 votesCurrent Rating: 8985 + 10610 = 19595 votes 10610

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
8743 Current Rating: 8743 + 7982 = 16725 votesCurrent Rating: 8743 + 7982 = 16725 votes 7982

[563] 10: You look terrible
9190 Current Rating: 9190 + 9734 = 18924 votesCurrent Rating: 9190 + 9734 = 18924 votes 9734

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
7403 Current Rating: 7403 + 6779 = 14182 votesCurrent Rating: 7403 + 6779 = 14182 votes 6779






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