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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
13819 Current Rating: 13819 + 15690 = 29509 votesCurrent Rating: 13819 + 15690 = 29509 votes 15690

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
4087 Current Rating: 4087 + 3405 = 7492 votesCurrent Rating: 4087 + 3405 = 7492 votes 3405

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
3462 Current Rating: 3462 + 2812 = 6274 votesCurrent Rating: 3462 + 2812 = 6274 votes 2812

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
3684 Current Rating: 3684 + 2948 = 6632 votesCurrent Rating: 3684 + 2948 = 6632 votes 2948

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
4360 Current Rating: 4360 + 6088 = 10448 votesCurrent Rating: 4360 + 6088 = 10448 votes 6088

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
4494 Current Rating: 4494 + 6304 = 10798 votesCurrent Rating: 4494 + 6304 = 10798 votes 6304

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
3876 Current Rating: 3876 + 3341 = 7217 votesCurrent Rating: 3876 + 3341 = 7217 votes 3341

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
3815 Current Rating: 3815 + 3159 = 6974 votesCurrent Rating: 3815 + 3159 = 6974 votes 3159

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
3208 Current Rating: 3208 + 2372 = 5580 votesCurrent Rating: 3208 + 2372 = 5580 votes 2372

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
3691 Current Rating: 3691 + 2784 = 6475 votesCurrent Rating: 3691 + 2784 = 6475 votes 2784

[783] 7: What now?
4172 Current Rating: 4172 + 3692 = 7864 votesCurrent Rating: 4172 + 3692 = 7864 votes 3692

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
3888 Current Rating: 3888 + 3452 = 7340 votesCurrent Rating: 3888 + 3452 = 7340 votes 3452

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
3865 Current Rating: 3865 + 3083 = 6948 votesCurrent Rating: 3865 + 3083 = 6948 votes 3083

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3648 Current Rating: 3648 + 2970 = 6618 votesCurrent Rating: 3648 + 2970 = 6618 votes 2970

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
3706 Current Rating: 3706 + 3348 = 7054 votesCurrent Rating: 3706 + 3348 = 7054 votes 3348


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
4120 Current Rating: 4120 + 3595 = 7715 votesCurrent Rating: 4120 + 3595 = 7715 votes 3595

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
3687 Current Rating: 3687 + 4351 = 8038 votesCurrent Rating: 3687 + 4351 = 8038 votes 4351

[776] 28: Are you awake?
3872 Current Rating: 3872 + 3116 = 6988 votesCurrent Rating: 3872 + 3116 = 6988 votes 3116

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
3615 Current Rating: 3615 + 3427 = 7042 votesCurrent Rating: 3615 + 3427 = 7042 votes 3427

[774] 26: When I got home last night
4039 Current Rating: 4039 + 3386 = 7425 votesCurrent Rating: 4039 + 3386 = 7425 votes 3386

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
6487 Current Rating: 6487 + 6986 = 13473 votesCurrent Rating: 6487 + 6986 = 13473 votes 6986

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
3677 Current Rating: 3677 + 3350 = 7027 votesCurrent Rating: 3677 + 3350 = 7027 votes 3350

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
3458 Current Rating: 3458 + 2562 = 6020 votesCurrent Rating: 3458 + 2562 = 6020 votes 2562

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
3516 Current Rating: 3516 + 5466 = 8982 votesCurrent Rating: 3516 + 5466 = 8982 votes 5466

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
4266 Current Rating: 4266 + 3893 = 8159 votesCurrent Rating: 4266 + 3893 = 8159 votes 3893

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
3499 Current Rating: 3499 + 2662 = 6161 votesCurrent Rating: 3499 + 2662 = 6161 votes 2662

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
4449 Current Rating: 4449 + 6459 = 10908 votesCurrent Rating: 4449 + 6459 = 10908 votes 6459

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
5369 Current Rating: 5369 + 7532 = 12901 votesCurrent Rating: 5369 + 7532 = 12901 votes 7532

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
3508 Current Rating: 3508 + 2717 = 6225 votesCurrent Rating: 3508 + 2717 = 6225 votes 2717

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 3004 = 6841 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 3004 = 6841 votes 3004

[763] 8: Would you love me more
3797 Current Rating: 3797 + 3938 = 7735 votesCurrent Rating: 3797 + 3938 = 7735 votes 3938

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
6274 Current Rating: 6274 + 7469 = 13743 votesCurrent Rating: 6274 + 7469 = 13743 votes 7469

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
3438 Current Rating: 3438 + 2806 = 6244 votesCurrent Rating: 3438 + 2806 = 6244 votes 2806

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
3432 Current Rating: 3432 + 2797 = 6229 votesCurrent Rating: 3432 + 2797 = 6229 votes 2797

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
4341 Current Rating: 4341 + 3940 = 8281 votesCurrent Rating: 4341 + 3940 = 8281 votes 3940

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
3732 Current Rating: 3732 + 3536 = 7268 votesCurrent Rating: 3732 + 3536 = 7268 votes 3536


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
3628 Current Rating: 3628 + 3115 = 6743 votesCurrent Rating: 3628 + 3115 = 6743 votes 3115

[756] 30: Good morning sir
3479 Current Rating: 3479 + 2903 = 6382 votesCurrent Rating: 3479 + 2903 = 6382 votes 2903

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
3888 Current Rating: 3888 + 3158 = 7046 votesCurrent Rating: 3888 + 3158 = 7046 votes 3158

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
4466 Current Rating: 4466 + 3692 = 8158 votesCurrent Rating: 4466 + 3692 = 8158 votes 3692

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
3897 Current Rating: 3897 + 3251 = 7148 votesCurrent Rating: 3897 + 3251 = 7148 votes 3251

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
4065 Current Rating: 4065 + 4090 = 8155 votesCurrent Rating: 4065 + 4090 = 8155 votes 4090

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
3770 Current Rating: 3770 + 3161 = 6931 votesCurrent Rating: 3770 + 3161 = 6931 votes 3161

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
3680 Current Rating: 3680 + 3033 = 6713 votesCurrent Rating: 3680 + 3033 = 6713 votes 3033

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
3452 Current Rating: 3452 + 2656 = 6108 votesCurrent Rating: 3452 + 2656 = 6108 votes 2656

[748] 18: What are you watching?
4247 Current Rating: 4247 + 3615 = 7862 votesCurrent Rating: 4247 + 3615 = 7862 votes 3615

[747] 17: See you later
4241 Current Rating: 4241 + 3459 = 7700 votesCurrent Rating: 4241 + 3459 = 7700 votes 3459

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 2753 = 6376 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 2753 = 6376 votes 2753

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
4164 Current Rating: 4164 + 7521 = 11685 votesCurrent Rating: 4164 + 7521 = 11685 votes 7521

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
34125 Current Rating: 34125 + 36935 = 71060 votesCurrent Rating: 34125 + 36935 = 71060 votes 36935

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
8257 Current Rating: 8257 + 10053 = 18310 votesCurrent Rating: 8257 + 10053 = 18310 votes 10053

[742] 10: You look miserable
4204 Current Rating: 4204 + 3331 = 7535 votesCurrent Rating: 4204 + 3331 = 7535 votes 3331

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
4007 Current Rating: 4007 + 3311 = 7318 votesCurrent Rating: 4007 + 3311 = 7318 votes 3311

[740] 8: What are you reading?
3680 Current Rating: 3680 + 2922 = 6602 votesCurrent Rating: 3680 + 2922 = 6602 votes 2922

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
4032 Current Rating: 4032 + 3428 = 7460 votesCurrent Rating: 4032 + 3428 = 7460 votes 3428

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
4139 Current Rating: 4139 + 3397 = 7536 votesCurrent Rating: 4139 + 3397 = 7536 votes 3397

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
3824 Current Rating: 3824 + 3136 = 6960 votesCurrent Rating: 3824 + 3136 = 6960 votes 3136

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
5111 Current Rating: 5111 + 6765 = 11876 votesCurrent Rating: 5111 + 6765 = 11876 votes 6765

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
19256 Current Rating: 19256 + 21118 = 40374 votesCurrent Rating: 19256 + 21118 = 40374 votes 21118


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
3836 Current Rating: 3836 + 3527 = 7363 votesCurrent Rating: 3836 + 3527 = 7363 votes 3527

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
11591 Current Rating: 11591 + 12058 = 23649 votesCurrent Rating: 11591 + 12058 = 23649 votes 12058

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
4169 Current Rating: 4169 + 3458 = 7627 votesCurrent Rating: 4169 + 3458 = 7627 votes 3458

[731] 21: What have you got there?
4587 Current Rating: 4587 + 3715 = 8302 votesCurrent Rating: 4587 + 3715 = 8302 votes 3715

[730] 20: Where have you been?
19569 Current Rating: 19569 + 21190 = 40759 votesCurrent Rating: 19569 + 21190 = 40759 votes 21190

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
3530 Current Rating: 3530 + 2839 = 6369 votesCurrent Rating: 3530 + 2839 = 6369 votes 2839

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3469 Current Rating: 3469 + 2841 = 6310 votesCurrent Rating: 3469 + 2841 = 6310 votes 2841

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
4839 Current Rating: 4839 + 5406 = 10245 votesCurrent Rating: 4839 + 5406 = 10245 votes 5406

[726] 14: Do you know what
4064 Current Rating: 4064 + 3261 = 7325 votesCurrent Rating: 4064 + 3261 = 7325 votes 3261

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
3926 Current Rating: 3926 + 3243 = 7169 votesCurrent Rating: 3926 + 3243 = 7169 votes 3243

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
3621 Current Rating: 3621 + 2880 = 6501 votesCurrent Rating: 3621 + 2880 = 6501 votes 2880

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
3820 Current Rating: 3820 + 3125 = 6945 votesCurrent Rating: 3820 + 3125 = 6945 votes 3125

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
3629 Current Rating: 3629 + 4565 = 8194 votesCurrent Rating: 3629 + 4565 = 8194 votes 4565

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
3459 Current Rating: 3459 + 2756 = 6215 votesCurrent Rating: 3459 + 2756 = 6215 votes 2756

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
4188 Current Rating: 4188 + 3425 = 7613 votesCurrent Rating: 4188 + 3425 = 7613 votes 3425

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 3182 = 6645 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 3182 = 6645 votes 3182

[718] 3: What are you watching?
3439 Current Rating: 3439 + 5326 = 8765 votesCurrent Rating: 3439 + 5326 = 8765 votes 5326


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
3682 Current Rating: 3682 + 3428 = 7110 votesCurrent Rating: 3682 + 3428 = 7110 votes 3428

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
3890 Current Rating: 3890 + 3060 = 6950 votesCurrent Rating: 3890 + 3060 = 6950 votes 3060

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
3456 Current Rating: 3456 + 4570 = 8026 votesCurrent Rating: 3456 + 4570 = 8026 votes 4570

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
3827 Current Rating: 3827 + 3082 = 6909 votesCurrent Rating: 3827 + 3082 = 6909 votes 3082

[713] 27: And now Mom?
3412 Current Rating: 3412 + 4629 = 8041 votesCurrent Rating: 3412 + 4629 = 8041 votes 4629

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
3818 Current Rating: 3818 + 3125 = 6943 votesCurrent Rating: 3818 + 3125 = 6943 votes 3125

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
3812 Current Rating: 3812 + 3949 = 7761 votesCurrent Rating: 3812 + 3949 = 7761 votes 3949

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
3840 Current Rating: 3840 + 3094 = 6934 votesCurrent Rating: 3840 + 3094 = 6934 votes 3094

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
3789 Current Rating: 3789 + 3105 = 6894 votesCurrent Rating: 3789 + 3105 = 6894 votes 3105

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 2592 = 6055 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 2592 = 6055 votes 2592

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
3441 Current Rating: 3441 + 2532 = 5973 votesCurrent Rating: 3441 + 2532 = 5973 votes 2532

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
3892 Current Rating: 3892 + 5605 = 9497 votesCurrent Rating: 3892 + 5605 = 9497 votes 5605

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
3800 Current Rating: 3800 + 3397 = 7197 votesCurrent Rating: 3800 + 3397 = 7197 votes 3397

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
5721 Current Rating: 5721 + 6665 = 12386 votesCurrent Rating: 5721 + 6665 = 12386 votes 6665

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
4205 Current Rating: 4205 + 3437 = 7642 votesCurrent Rating: 4205 + 3437 = 7642 votes 3437

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
3848 Current Rating: 3848 + 3563 = 7411 votesCurrent Rating: 3848 + 3563 = 7411 votes 3563

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
3822 Current Rating: 3822 + 3219 = 7041 votesCurrent Rating: 3822 + 3219 = 7041 votes 3219

[700] 6: There, all finished
4248 Current Rating: 4248 + 4869 = 9117 votesCurrent Rating: 4248 + 4869 = 9117 votes 4869

[699] 3: There, all finished
4248 Current Rating: 4248 + 4858 = 9106 votesCurrent Rating: 4248 + 4858 = 9106 votes 4858

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
3695 Current Rating: 3695 + 5666 = 9361 votesCurrent Rating: 3695 + 5666 = 9361 votes 5666

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
3949 Current Rating: 3949 + 3169 = 7118 votesCurrent Rating: 3949 + 3169 = 7118 votes 3169


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
4104 Current Rating: 4104 + 3462 = 7566 votesCurrent Rating: 4104 + 3462 = 7566 votes 3462

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
4232 Current Rating: 4232 + 3814 = 8046 votesCurrent Rating: 4232 + 3814 = 8046 votes 3814

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
4310 Current Rating: 4310 + 3728 = 8038 votesCurrent Rating: 4310 + 3728 = 8038 votes 3728

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
3473 Current Rating: 3473 + 2615 = 6088 votesCurrent Rating: 3473 + 2615 = 6088 votes 2615

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
3980 Current Rating: 3980 + 3306 = 7286 votesCurrent Rating: 3980 + 3306 = 7286 votes 3306

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
3453 Current Rating: 3453 + 2711 = 6164 votesCurrent Rating: 3453 + 2711 = 6164 votes 2711

[690] 23: The papers are signed
5526 Current Rating: 5526 + 6985 = 12511 votesCurrent Rating: 5526 + 6985 = 12511 votes 6985

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
5594 Current Rating: 5594 + 7457 = 13051 votesCurrent Rating: 5594 + 7457 = 13051 votes 7457

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
3915 Current Rating: 3915 + 3420 = 7335 votesCurrent Rating: 3915 + 3420 = 7335 votes 3420

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
3469 Current Rating: 3469 + 2638 = 6107 votesCurrent Rating: 3469 + 2638 = 6107 votes 2638

[686] 17: I have something to confess
3630 Current Rating: 3630 + 2830 = 6460 votesCurrent Rating: 3630 + 2830 = 6460 votes 2830

[685] 16: How your location can change
3800 Current Rating: 3800 + 3267 = 7067 votesCurrent Rating: 3800 + 3267 = 7067 votes 3267

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
4189 Current Rating: 4189 + 4084 = 8273 votesCurrent Rating: 4189 + 4084 = 8273 votes 4084

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
4750 Current Rating: 4750 + 6451 = 11201 votesCurrent Rating: 4750 + 6451 = 11201 votes 6451

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
5321 Current Rating: 5321 + 5338 = 10659 votesCurrent Rating: 5321 + 5338 = 10659 votes 5338

[681] 9: Why does everything
4225 Current Rating: 4225 + 3587 = 7812 votesCurrent Rating: 4225 + 3587 = 7812 votes 3587

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
3665 Current Rating: 3665 + 3706 = 7371 votesCurrent Rating: 3665 + 3706 = 7371 votes 3706

[679] 5: You re late again
3482 Current Rating: 3482 + 2674 = 6156 votesCurrent Rating: 3482 + 2674 = 6156 votes 2674

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
4406 Current Rating: 4406 + 3817 = 8223 votesCurrent Rating: 4406 + 3817 = 8223 votes 3817

[677] 3: What s the difference
3479 Current Rating: 3479 + 2780 = 6259 votesCurrent Rating: 3479 + 2780 = 6259 votes 2780

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
3964 Current Rating: 3964 + 3376 = 7340 votesCurrent Rating: 3964 + 3376 = 7340 votes 3376


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
3452 Current Rating: 3452 + 2690 = 6142 votesCurrent Rating: 3452 + 2690 = 6142 votes 2690

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
3883 Current Rating: 3883 + 3422 = 7305 votesCurrent Rating: 3883 + 3422 = 7305 votes 3422

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
3688 Current Rating: 3688 + 4572 = 8260 votesCurrent Rating: 3688 + 4572 = 8260 votes 4572

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
3456 Current Rating: 3456 + 3127 = 6583 votesCurrent Rating: 3456 + 3127 = 6583 votes 3127

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
3985 Current Rating: 3985 + 3397 = 7382 votesCurrent Rating: 3985 + 3397 = 7382 votes 3397

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
3232 Current Rating: 3232 + 4447 = 7679 votesCurrent Rating: 3232 + 4447 = 7679 votes 4447

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
3788 Current Rating: 3788 + 3030 = 6818 votesCurrent Rating: 3788 + 3030 = 6818 votes 3030

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
3816 Current Rating: 3816 + 4239 = 8055 votesCurrent Rating: 3816 + 4239 = 8055 votes 4239

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
3448 Current Rating: 3448 + 2609 = 6057 votesCurrent Rating: 3448 + 2609 = 6057 votes 2609

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
3462 Current Rating: 3462 + 2664 = 6126 votesCurrent Rating: 3462 + 2664 = 6126 votes 2664

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
3519 Current Rating: 3519 + 2782 = 6301 votesCurrent Rating: 3519 + 2782 = 6301 votes 2782

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
3620 Current Rating: 3620 + 3051 = 6671 votesCurrent Rating: 3620 + 3051 = 6671 votes 3051

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
3650 Current Rating: 3650 + 3161 = 6811 votesCurrent Rating: 3650 + 3161 = 6811 votes 3161

[662] 11: You look miserable
3273 Current Rating: 3273 + 2653 = 5926 votesCurrent Rating: 3273 + 2653 = 5926 votes 2653

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
3916 Current Rating: 3916 + 3640 = 7556 votesCurrent Rating: 3916 + 3640 = 7556 votes 3640

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
3456 Current Rating: 3456 + 2861 = 6317 votesCurrent Rating: 3456 + 2861 = 6317 votes 2861

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
3426 Current Rating: 3426 + 2485 = 5911 votesCurrent Rating: 3426 + 2485 = 5911 votes 2485

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
3787 Current Rating: 3787 + 3094 = 6881 votesCurrent Rating: 3787 + 3094 = 6881 votes 3094

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 3246 = 7254 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 3246 = 7254 votes 3246

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
3952 Current Rating: 3952 + 3122 = 7074 votesCurrent Rating: 3952 + 3122 = 7074 votes 3122


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
3167 Current Rating: 3167 + 2350 = 5517 votesCurrent Rating: 3167 + 2350 = 5517 votes 2350

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
3663 Current Rating: 3663 + 2908 = 6571 votesCurrent Rating: 3663 + 2908 = 6571 votes 2908

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
3828 Current Rating: 3828 + 3122 = 6950 votesCurrent Rating: 3828 + 3122 = 6950 votes 3122

[652] 28: How come men always look
3525 Current Rating: 3525 + 2739 = 6264 votesCurrent Rating: 3525 + 2739 = 6264 votes 2739

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
3868 Current Rating: 3868 + 3110 = 6978 votesCurrent Rating: 3868 + 3110 = 6978 votes 3110

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 4372 = 7835 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 4372 = 7835 votes 4372

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
3880 Current Rating: 3880 + 3256 = 7136 votesCurrent Rating: 3880 + 3256 = 7136 votes 3256

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 2543 = 6006 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 2543 = 6006 votes 2543

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
3455 Current Rating: 3455 + 2542 = 5997 votesCurrent Rating: 3455 + 2542 = 5997 votes 2542

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
4118 Current Rating: 4118 + 3291 = 7409 votesCurrent Rating: 4118 + 3291 = 7409 votes 3291

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
3657 Current Rating: 3657 + 3703 = 7360 votesCurrent Rating: 3657 + 3703 = 7360 votes 3703

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
3450 Current Rating: 3450 + 2515 = 5965 votesCurrent Rating: 3450 + 2515 = 5965 votes 2515

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
4075 Current Rating: 4075 + 3660 = 7735 votesCurrent Rating: 4075 + 3660 = 7735 votes 3660

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
3474 Current Rating: 3474 + 2605 = 6079 votesCurrent Rating: 3474 + 2605 = 6079 votes 2605

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
3475 Current Rating: 3475 + 3600 = 7075 votesCurrent Rating: 3475 + 3600 = 7075 votes 3600

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
3861 Current Rating: 3861 + 4567 = 8428 votesCurrent Rating: 3861 + 4567 = 8428 votes 4567

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
3744 Current Rating: 3744 + 5569 = 9313 votesCurrent Rating: 3744 + 5569 = 9313 votes 5569

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
3520 Current Rating: 3520 + 2751 = 6271 votesCurrent Rating: 3520 + 2751 = 6271 votes 2751

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
4044 Current Rating: 4044 + 3291 = 7335 votesCurrent Rating: 4044 + 3291 = 7335 votes 3291

[636] 3: When I die
4030 Current Rating: 4030 + 4102 = 8132 votesCurrent Rating: 4030 + 4102 = 8132 votes 4102

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
3702 Current Rating: 3702 + 2910 = 6612 votesCurrent Rating: 3702 + 2910 = 6612 votes 2910


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
3284 Current Rating: 3284 + 2604 = 5888 votesCurrent Rating: 3284 + 2604 = 5888 votes 2604

[633] 25: You are looking good
3497 Current Rating: 3497 + 2734 = 6231 votesCurrent Rating: 3497 + 2734 = 6231 votes 2734

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
4290 Current Rating: 4290 + 3698 = 7988 votesCurrent Rating: 4290 + 3698 = 7988 votes 3698

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
3270 Current Rating: 3270 + 2550 = 5820 votesCurrent Rating: 3270 + 2550 = 5820 votes 2550

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
3751 Current Rating: 3751 + 3257 = 7008 votesCurrent Rating: 3751 + 3257 = 7008 votes 3257

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
3669 Current Rating: 3669 + 2848 = 6517 votesCurrent Rating: 3669 + 2848 = 6517 votes 2848

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
3880 Current Rating: 3880 + 3120 = 7000 votesCurrent Rating: 3880 + 3120 = 7000 votes 3120

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
3237 Current Rating: 3237 + 2552 = 5789 votesCurrent Rating: 3237 + 2552 = 5789 votes 2552

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
4227 Current Rating: 4227 + 3847 = 8074 votesCurrent Rating: 4227 + 3847 = 8074 votes 3847

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
3859 Current Rating: 3859 + 3382 = 7241 votesCurrent Rating: 3859 + 3382 = 7241 votes 3382

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
3664 Current Rating: 3664 + 3048 = 6712 votesCurrent Rating: 3664 + 3048 = 6712 votes 3048

[623] 11: What is the difference
4187 Current Rating: 4187 + 3661 = 7848 votesCurrent Rating: 4187 + 3661 = 7848 votes 3661

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
3468 Current Rating: 3468 + 2654 = 6122 votesCurrent Rating: 3468 + 2654 = 6122 votes 2654

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
3926 Current Rating: 3926 + 3261 = 7187 votesCurrent Rating: 3926 + 3261 = 7187 votes 3261

[620] 3: Hey big boy
3704 Current Rating: 3704 + 2985 = 6689 votesCurrent Rating: 3704 + 2985 = 6689 votes 2985

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
3269 Current Rating: 3269 + 2439 = 5708 votesCurrent Rating: 3269 + 2439 = 5708 votes 2439


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
3461 Current Rating: 3461 + 3060 = 6521 votesCurrent Rating: 3461 + 3060 = 6521 votes 3060

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
3290 Current Rating: 3290 + 2592 = 5882 votesCurrent Rating: 3290 + 2592 = 5882 votes 2592

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
3740 Current Rating: 3740 + 3330 = 7070 votesCurrent Rating: 3740 + 3330 = 7070 votes 3330

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
3775 Current Rating: 3775 + 3095 = 6870 votesCurrent Rating: 3775 + 3095 = 6870 votes 3095

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
4147 Current Rating: 4147 + 3544 = 7691 votesCurrent Rating: 4147 + 3544 = 7691 votes 3544

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
3853 Current Rating: 3853 + 3213 = 7066 votesCurrent Rating: 3853 + 3213 = 7066 votes 3213

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
4642 Current Rating: 4642 + 3811 = 8453 votesCurrent Rating: 4642 + 3811 = 8453 votes 3811

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
3467 Current Rating: 3467 + 3495 = 6962 votesCurrent Rating: 3467 + 3495 = 6962 votes 3495

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
3931 Current Rating: 3931 + 4079 = 8010 votesCurrent Rating: 3931 + 4079 = 8010 votes 4079

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
3151 Current Rating: 3151 + 3366 = 6517 votesCurrent Rating: 3151 + 3366 = 6517 votes 3366

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
3349 Current Rating: 3349 + 2788 = 6137 votesCurrent Rating: 3349 + 2788 = 6137 votes 2788

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
3779 Current Rating: 3779 + 2889 = 6668 votesCurrent Rating: 3779 + 2889 = 6668 votes 2889

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
3519 Current Rating: 3519 + 5478 = 8997 votesCurrent Rating: 3519 + 5478 = 8997 votes 5478

[605] 12: When I was at school
4693 Current Rating: 4693 + 3922 = 8615 votesCurrent Rating: 4693 + 3922 = 8615 votes 3922

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 3188 = 6821 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 3188 = 6821 votes 3188

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
3041 Current Rating: 3041 + 2198 = 5239 votesCurrent Rating: 3041 + 2198 = 5239 votes 2198

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
3873 Current Rating: 3873 + 3303 = 7176 votesCurrent Rating: 3873 + 3303 = 7176 votes 3303

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
3453 Current Rating: 3453 + 2690 = 6143 votesCurrent Rating: 3453 + 2690 = 6143 votes 2690

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
3431 Current Rating: 3431 + 2590 = 6021 votesCurrent Rating: 3431 + 2590 = 6021 votes 2590


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 2782 = 6406 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 2782 = 6406 votes 2782

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
3643 Current Rating: 3643 + 2849 = 6492 votesCurrent Rating: 3643 + 2849 = 6492 votes 2849

[597] 27: I want a divorce
6787 Current Rating: 6787 + 7768 = 14555 votesCurrent Rating: 6787 + 7768 = 14555 votes 7768

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
4151 Current Rating: 4151 + 3207 = 7358 votesCurrent Rating: 4151 + 3207 = 7358 votes 3207

[595] 23: You know some women
3657 Current Rating: 3657 + 3700 = 7357 votesCurrent Rating: 3657 + 3700 = 7357 votes 3700

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
5773 Current Rating: 5773 + 8672 = 14445 votesCurrent Rating: 5773 + 8672 = 14445 votes 8672

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
4528 Current Rating: 4528 + 6389 = 10917 votesCurrent Rating: 4528 + 6389 = 10917 votes 6389

[592] 20: So it is girls night
3698 Current Rating: 3698 + 4675 = 8373 votesCurrent Rating: 3698 + 4675 = 8373 votes 4675

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
3512 Current Rating: 3512 + 2835 = 6347 votesCurrent Rating: 3512 + 2835 = 6347 votes 2835

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
4188 Current Rating: 4188 + 4903 = 9091 votesCurrent Rating: 4188 + 4903 = 9091 votes 4903

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
4057 Current Rating: 4057 + 3304 = 7361 votesCurrent Rating: 4057 + 3304 = 7361 votes 3304

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
5152 Current Rating: 5152 + 4419 = 9571 votesCurrent Rating: 5152 + 4419 = 9571 votes 4419

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
4261 Current Rating: 4261 + 3821 = 8082 votesCurrent Rating: 4261 + 3821 = 8082 votes 3821

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
3561 Current Rating: 3561 + 2951 = 6512 votesCurrent Rating: 3561 + 2951 = 6512 votes 2951

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
3865 Current Rating: 3865 + 3145 = 7010 votesCurrent Rating: 3865 + 3145 = 7010 votes 3145

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
3297 Current Rating: 3297 + 2590 = 5887 votesCurrent Rating: 3297 + 2590 = 5887 votes 2590

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
3452 Current Rating: 3452 + 2750 = 6202 votesCurrent Rating: 3452 + 2750 = 6202 votes 2750

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
3939 Current Rating: 3939 + 3703 = 7642 votesCurrent Rating: 3939 + 3703 = 7642 votes 3703

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
3437 Current Rating: 3437 + 2694 = 6131 votesCurrent Rating: 3437 + 2694 = 6131 votes 2694

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
7174 Current Rating: 7174 + 9663 = 16837 votesCurrent Rating: 7174 + 9663 = 16837 votes 9663

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
4916 Current Rating: 4916 + 4167 = 9083 votesCurrent Rating: 4916 + 4167 = 9083 votes 4167


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
4100 Current Rating: 4100 + 3163 = 7263 votesCurrent Rating: 4100 + 3163 = 7263 votes 3163

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
3430 Current Rating: 3430 + 4356 = 7786 votesCurrent Rating: 3430 + 4356 = 7786 votes 4356

[576] 27: What a babe
3773 Current Rating: 3773 + 2911 = 6684 votesCurrent Rating: 3773 + 2911 = 6684 votes 2911

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
3085 Current Rating: 3085 + 2258 = 5343 votesCurrent Rating: 3085 + 2258 = 5343 votes 2258

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
3514 Current Rating: 3514 + 2721 = 6235 votesCurrent Rating: 3514 + 2721 = 6235 votes 2721

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
3211 Current Rating: 3211 + 2259 = 5470 votesCurrent Rating: 3211 + 2259 = 5470 votes 2259

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
6478 Current Rating: 6478 + 6347 = 12825 votesCurrent Rating: 6478 + 6347 = 12825 votes 6347

[571] 20: What is the difference
7832 Current Rating: 7832 + 7487 = 15319 votesCurrent Rating: 7832 + 7487 = 15319 votes 7487

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
3424 Current Rating: 3424 + 5277 = 8701 votesCurrent Rating: 3424 + 5277 = 8701 votes 5277

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
4030 Current Rating: 4030 + 3371 = 7401 votesCurrent Rating: 4030 + 3371 = 7401 votes 3371

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
3409 Current Rating: 3409 + 2461 = 5870 votesCurrent Rating: 3409 + 2461 = 5870 votes 2461

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
3445 Current Rating: 3445 + 2843 = 6288 votesCurrent Rating: 3445 + 2843 = 6288 votes 2843

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
3815 Current Rating: 3815 + 2929 = 6744 votesCurrent Rating: 3815 + 2929 = 6744 votes 2929

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
4203 Current Rating: 4203 + 5947 = 10150 votesCurrent Rating: 4203 + 5947 = 10150 votes 5947

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
3751 Current Rating: 3751 + 3262 = 7013 votesCurrent Rating: 3751 + 3262 = 7013 votes 3262

[563] 10: You look terrible
4311 Current Rating: 4311 + 5249 = 9560 votesCurrent Rating: 4311 + 5249 = 9560 votes 5249

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
3525 Current Rating: 3525 + 3032 = 6557 votesCurrent Rating: 3525 + 3032 = 6557 votes 3032






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