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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
14054 Current Rating: 14054 + 15923 = 29977 votesCurrent Rating: 14054 + 15923 = 29977 votes 15923

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
4306 Current Rating: 4306 + 3610 = 7916 votesCurrent Rating: 4306 + 3610 = 7916 votes 3610

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
3716 Current Rating: 3716 + 3062 = 6778 votesCurrent Rating: 3716 + 3062 = 6778 votes 3062

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
3969 Current Rating: 3969 + 3214 = 7183 votesCurrent Rating: 3969 + 3214 = 7183 votes 3214

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
4570 Current Rating: 4570 + 6276 = 10846 votesCurrent Rating: 4570 + 6276 = 10846 votes 6276

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
4705 Current Rating: 4705 + 6492 = 11197 votesCurrent Rating: 4705 + 6492 = 11197 votes 6492

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
4129 Current Rating: 4129 + 3567 = 7696 votesCurrent Rating: 4129 + 3567 = 7696 votes 3567

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
4072 Current Rating: 4072 + 3398 = 7470 votesCurrent Rating: 4072 + 3398 = 7470 votes 3398

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
3461 Current Rating: 3461 + 2614 = 6075 votesCurrent Rating: 3461 + 2614 = 6075 votes 2614

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
3954 Current Rating: 3954 + 3030 = 6984 votesCurrent Rating: 3954 + 3030 = 6984 votes 3030

[783] 7: What now?
4425 Current Rating: 4425 + 3957 = 8382 votesCurrent Rating: 4425 + 3957 = 8382 votes 3957

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
4180 Current Rating: 4180 + 3724 = 7904 votesCurrent Rating: 4180 + 3724 = 7904 votes 3724

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
4126 Current Rating: 4126 + 3342 = 7468 votesCurrent Rating: 4126 + 3342 = 7468 votes 3342

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3918 Current Rating: 3918 + 3226 = 7144 votesCurrent Rating: 3918 + 3226 = 7144 votes 3226

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
3963 Current Rating: 3963 + 3596 = 7559 votesCurrent Rating: 3963 + 3596 = 7559 votes 3596


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
4379 Current Rating: 4379 + 3837 = 8216 votesCurrent Rating: 4379 + 3837 = 8216 votes 3837

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
3982 Current Rating: 3982 + 4642 = 8624 votesCurrent Rating: 3982 + 4642 = 8624 votes 4642

[776] 28: Are you awake?
4128 Current Rating: 4128 + 3370 = 7498 votesCurrent Rating: 4128 + 3370 = 7498 votes 3370

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
3880 Current Rating: 3880 + 3673 = 7553 votesCurrent Rating: 3880 + 3673 = 7553 votes 3673

[774] 26: When I got home last night
4264 Current Rating: 4264 + 3603 = 7867 votesCurrent Rating: 4264 + 3603 = 7867 votes 3603

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
6654 Current Rating: 6654 + 7151 = 13805 votesCurrent Rating: 6654 + 7151 = 13805 votes 7151

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
3961 Current Rating: 3961 + 3611 = 7572 votesCurrent Rating: 3961 + 3611 = 7572 votes 3611

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
3715 Current Rating: 3715 + 2807 = 6522 votesCurrent Rating: 3715 + 2807 = 6522 votes 2807

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
3785 Current Rating: 3785 + 5703 = 9488 votesCurrent Rating: 3785 + 5703 = 9488 votes 5703

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
4479 Current Rating: 4479 + 4093 = 8572 votesCurrent Rating: 4479 + 4093 = 8572 votes 4093

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
3774 Current Rating: 3774 + 2911 = 6685 votesCurrent Rating: 3774 + 2911 = 6685 votes 2911

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
4655 Current Rating: 4655 + 6635 = 11290 votesCurrent Rating: 4655 + 6635 = 11290 votes 6635

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
5580 Current Rating: 5580 + 7719 = 13299 votesCurrent Rating: 5580 + 7719 = 13299 votes 7719

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
3772 Current Rating: 3772 + 2955 = 6727 votesCurrent Rating: 3772 + 2955 = 6727 votes 2955

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
4093 Current Rating: 4093 + 3252 = 7345 votesCurrent Rating: 4093 + 3252 = 7345 votes 3252

[763] 8: Would you love me more
4074 Current Rating: 4074 + 4199 = 8273 votesCurrent Rating: 4074 + 4199 = 8273 votes 4199

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
6465 Current Rating: 6465 + 7640 = 14105 votesCurrent Rating: 6465 + 7640 = 14105 votes 7640

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
3696 Current Rating: 3696 + 3063 = 6759 votesCurrent Rating: 3696 + 3063 = 6759 votes 3063

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
3711 Current Rating: 3711 + 3057 = 6768 votesCurrent Rating: 3711 + 3057 = 6768 votes 3057

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
4586 Current Rating: 4586 + 4150 = 8736 votesCurrent Rating: 4586 + 4150 = 8736 votes 4150

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
3997 Current Rating: 3997 + 3784 = 7781 votesCurrent Rating: 3997 + 3784 = 7781 votes 3784


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
3902 Current Rating: 3902 + 3381 = 7283 votesCurrent Rating: 3902 + 3381 = 7283 votes 3381

[756] 30: Good morning sir
3751 Current Rating: 3751 + 3166 = 6917 votesCurrent Rating: 3751 + 3166 = 6917 votes 3166

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
4158 Current Rating: 4158 + 3413 = 7571 votesCurrent Rating: 4158 + 3413 = 7571 votes 3413

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
4705 Current Rating: 4705 + 3907 = 8612 votesCurrent Rating: 4705 + 3907 = 8612 votes 3907

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
4164 Current Rating: 4164 + 3513 = 7677 votesCurrent Rating: 4164 + 3513 = 7677 votes 3513

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
4310 Current Rating: 4310 + 4337 = 8647 votesCurrent Rating: 4310 + 4337 = 8647 votes 4337

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
4027 Current Rating: 4027 + 3397 = 7424 votesCurrent Rating: 4027 + 3397 = 7424 votes 3397

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
3947 Current Rating: 3947 + 3289 = 7236 votesCurrent Rating: 3947 + 3289 = 7236 votes 3289

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
3722 Current Rating: 3722 + 2913 = 6635 votesCurrent Rating: 3722 + 2913 = 6635 votes 2913

[748] 18: What are you watching?
4476 Current Rating: 4476 + 3819 = 8295 votesCurrent Rating: 4476 + 3819 = 8295 votes 3819

[747] 17: See you later
4456 Current Rating: 4456 + 3666 = 8122 votesCurrent Rating: 4456 + 3666 = 8122 votes 3666

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
3880 Current Rating: 3880 + 2999 = 6879 votesCurrent Rating: 3880 + 2999 = 6879 votes 2999

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
4372 Current Rating: 4372 + 7747 = 12119 votesCurrent Rating: 4372 + 7747 = 12119 votes 7747

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
34391 Current Rating: 34391 + 37193 = 71584 votesCurrent Rating: 34391 + 37193 = 71584 votes 37193

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
8421 Current Rating: 8421 + 10219 = 18640 votesCurrent Rating: 8421 + 10219 = 18640 votes 10219

[742] 10: You look miserable
4436 Current Rating: 4436 + 3552 = 7988 votesCurrent Rating: 4436 + 3552 = 7988 votes 3552

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
4254 Current Rating: 4254 + 3561 = 7815 votesCurrent Rating: 4254 + 3561 = 7815 votes 3561

[740] 8: What are you reading?
3945 Current Rating: 3945 + 3190 = 7135 votesCurrent Rating: 3945 + 3190 = 7135 votes 3190

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
4253 Current Rating: 4253 + 3641 = 7894 votesCurrent Rating: 4253 + 3641 = 7894 votes 3641

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
4366 Current Rating: 4366 + 3620 = 7986 votesCurrent Rating: 4366 + 3620 = 7986 votes 3620

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
4069 Current Rating: 4069 + 3356 = 7425 votesCurrent Rating: 4069 + 3356 = 7425 votes 3356

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
5328 Current Rating: 5328 + 6952 = 12280 votesCurrent Rating: 5328 + 6952 = 12280 votes 6952

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
19507 Current Rating: 19507 + 21371 = 40878 votesCurrent Rating: 19507 + 21371 = 40878 votes 21371


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
4090 Current Rating: 4090 + 3750 = 7840 votesCurrent Rating: 4090 + 3750 = 7840 votes 3750

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
11831 Current Rating: 11831 + 12280 = 24111 votesCurrent Rating: 11831 + 12280 = 24111 votes 12280

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
4388 Current Rating: 4388 + 3672 = 8060 votesCurrent Rating: 4388 + 3672 = 8060 votes 3672

[731] 21: What have you got there?
4792 Current Rating: 4792 + 3893 = 8685 votesCurrent Rating: 4792 + 3893 = 8685 votes 3893

[730] 20: Where have you been?
19828 Current Rating: 19828 + 21449 = 41277 votesCurrent Rating: 19828 + 21449 = 41277 votes 21449

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
3788 Current Rating: 3788 + 3101 = 6889 votesCurrent Rating: 3788 + 3101 = 6889 votes 3101

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3730 Current Rating: 3730 + 3092 = 6822 votesCurrent Rating: 3730 + 3092 = 6822 votes 3092

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
5048 Current Rating: 5048 + 5593 = 10641 votesCurrent Rating: 5048 + 5593 = 10641 votes 5593

[726] 14: Do you know what
4296 Current Rating: 4296 + 3497 = 7793 votesCurrent Rating: 4296 + 3497 = 7793 votes 3497

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
4165 Current Rating: 4165 + 3489 = 7654 votesCurrent Rating: 4165 + 3489 = 7654 votes 3489

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
3881 Current Rating: 3881 + 3118 = 6999 votesCurrent Rating: 3881 + 3118 = 6999 votes 3118

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
4057 Current Rating: 4057 + 3353 = 7410 votesCurrent Rating: 4057 + 3353 = 7410 votes 3353

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
3888 Current Rating: 3888 + 4804 = 8692 votesCurrent Rating: 3888 + 4804 = 8692 votes 4804

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
3726 Current Rating: 3726 + 3018 = 6744 votesCurrent Rating: 3726 + 3018 = 6744 votes 3018

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
4410 Current Rating: 4410 + 3643 = 8053 votesCurrent Rating: 4410 + 3643 = 8053 votes 3643

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
3732 Current Rating: 3732 + 3445 = 7177 votesCurrent Rating: 3732 + 3445 = 7177 votes 3445

[718] 3: What are you watching?
3691 Current Rating: 3691 + 5558 = 9249 votesCurrent Rating: 3691 + 5558 = 9249 votes 5558


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
3959 Current Rating: 3959 + 3697 = 7656 votesCurrent Rating: 3959 + 3697 = 7656 votes 3697

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
4135 Current Rating: 4135 + 3283 = 7418 votesCurrent Rating: 4135 + 3283 = 7418 votes 3283

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
3713 Current Rating: 3713 + 4812 = 8525 votesCurrent Rating: 3713 + 4812 = 8525 votes 4812

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
4086 Current Rating: 4086 + 3323 = 7409 votesCurrent Rating: 4086 + 3323 = 7409 votes 3323

[713] 27: And now Mom?
3665 Current Rating: 3665 + 4879 = 8544 votesCurrent Rating: 3665 + 4879 = 8544 votes 4879

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
4088 Current Rating: 4088 + 3362 = 7450 votesCurrent Rating: 4088 + 3362 = 7450 votes 3362

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
4054 Current Rating: 4054 + 4179 = 8233 votesCurrent Rating: 4054 + 4179 = 8233 votes 4179

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
4142 Current Rating: 4142 + 3381 = 7523 votesCurrent Rating: 4142 + 3381 = 7523 votes 3381

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
4053 Current Rating: 4053 + 3357 = 7410 votesCurrent Rating: 4053 + 3357 = 7410 votes 3357

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
3726 Current Rating: 3726 + 2849 = 6575 votesCurrent Rating: 3726 + 2849 = 6575 votes 2849

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
3683 Current Rating: 3683 + 2768 = 6451 votesCurrent Rating: 3683 + 2768 = 6451 votes 2768

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
4128 Current Rating: 4128 + 5823 = 9951 votesCurrent Rating: 4128 + 5823 = 9951 votes 5823

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
4052 Current Rating: 4052 + 3630 = 7682 votesCurrent Rating: 4052 + 3630 = 7682 votes 3630

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
5941 Current Rating: 5941 + 6866 = 12807 votesCurrent Rating: 5941 + 6866 = 12807 votes 6866

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
4431 Current Rating: 4431 + 3667 = 8098 votesCurrent Rating: 4431 + 3667 = 8098 votes 3667

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
4095 Current Rating: 4095 + 3776 = 7871 votesCurrent Rating: 4095 + 3776 = 7871 votes 3776

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
4093 Current Rating: 4093 + 3470 = 7563 votesCurrent Rating: 4093 + 3470 = 7563 votes 3470

[700] 6: There, all finished
4468 Current Rating: 4468 + 5078 = 9546 votesCurrent Rating: 4468 + 5078 = 9546 votes 5078

[699] 3: There, all finished
4478 Current Rating: 4478 + 5086 = 9564 votesCurrent Rating: 4478 + 5086 = 9564 votes 5086

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
3960 Current Rating: 3960 + 5905 = 9865 votesCurrent Rating: 3960 + 5905 = 9865 votes 5905

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
4185 Current Rating: 4185 + 3395 = 7580 votesCurrent Rating: 4185 + 3395 = 7580 votes 3395


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
4323 Current Rating: 4323 + 3678 = 8001 votesCurrent Rating: 4323 + 3678 = 8001 votes 3678

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
4437 Current Rating: 4437 + 4019 = 8456 votesCurrent Rating: 4437 + 4019 = 8456 votes 4019

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
4540 Current Rating: 4540 + 3930 = 8470 votesCurrent Rating: 4540 + 3930 = 8470 votes 3930

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
3785 Current Rating: 3785 + 2949 = 6734 votesCurrent Rating: 3785 + 2949 = 6734 votes 2949

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
4220 Current Rating: 4220 + 3525 = 7745 votesCurrent Rating: 4220 + 3525 = 7745 votes 3525

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
3704 Current Rating: 3704 + 2949 = 6653 votesCurrent Rating: 3704 + 2949 = 6653 votes 2949

[690] 23: The papers are signed
5719 Current Rating: 5719 + 7165 = 12884 votesCurrent Rating: 5719 + 7165 = 12884 votes 7165

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
5826 Current Rating: 5826 + 7659 = 13485 votesCurrent Rating: 5826 + 7659 = 13485 votes 7659

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
4152 Current Rating: 4152 + 3648 = 7800 votesCurrent Rating: 4152 + 3648 = 7800 votes 3648

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 2977 = 6814 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 2977 = 6814 votes 2977

[686] 17: I have something to confess
3887 Current Rating: 3887 + 3079 = 6966 votesCurrent Rating: 3887 + 3079 = 6966 votes 3079

[685] 16: How your location can change
4050 Current Rating: 4050 + 3508 = 7558 votesCurrent Rating: 4050 + 3508 = 7558 votes 3508

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
4403 Current Rating: 4403 + 4295 = 8698 votesCurrent Rating: 4403 + 4295 = 8698 votes 4295

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
4972 Current Rating: 4972 + 6642 = 11614 votesCurrent Rating: 4972 + 6642 = 11614 votes 6642

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
5520 Current Rating: 5520 + 5520 = 11040 votesCurrent Rating: 5520 + 5520 = 11040 votes 5520

[681] 9: Why does everything
4425 Current Rating: 4425 + 3798 = 8223 votesCurrent Rating: 4425 + 3798 = 8223 votes 3798

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
3927 Current Rating: 3927 + 3940 = 7867 votesCurrent Rating: 3927 + 3940 = 7867 votes 3940

[679] 5: You re late again
3737 Current Rating: 3737 + 2920 = 6657 votesCurrent Rating: 3737 + 2920 = 6657 votes 2920

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
4721 Current Rating: 4721 + 4086 = 8807 votesCurrent Rating: 4721 + 4086 = 8807 votes 4086

[677] 3: What s the difference
3738 Current Rating: 3738 + 3033 = 6771 votesCurrent Rating: 3738 + 3033 = 6771 votes 3033

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
4201 Current Rating: 4201 + 3598 = 7799 votesCurrent Rating: 4201 + 3598 = 7799 votes 3598


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
3713 Current Rating: 3713 + 2945 = 6658 votesCurrent Rating: 3713 + 2945 = 6658 votes 2945

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
4117 Current Rating: 4117 + 3646 = 7763 votesCurrent Rating: 4117 + 3646 = 7763 votes 3646

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
3953 Current Rating: 3953 + 4817 = 8770 votesCurrent Rating: 3953 + 4817 = 8770 votes 4817

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
3773 Current Rating: 3773 + 3407 = 7180 votesCurrent Rating: 3773 + 3407 = 7180 votes 3407

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
4227 Current Rating: 4227 + 3623 = 7850 votesCurrent Rating: 4227 + 3623 = 7850 votes 3623

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
3485 Current Rating: 3485 + 4692 = 8177 votesCurrent Rating: 3485 + 4692 = 8177 votes 4692

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
4041 Current Rating: 4041 + 3267 = 7308 votesCurrent Rating: 4041 + 3267 = 7308 votes 3267

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
4063 Current Rating: 4063 + 4459 = 8522 votesCurrent Rating: 4063 + 4459 = 8522 votes 4459

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
3705 Current Rating: 3705 + 2843 = 6548 votesCurrent Rating: 3705 + 2843 = 6548 votes 2843

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
3723 Current Rating: 3723 + 2912 = 6635 votesCurrent Rating: 3723 + 2912 = 6635 votes 2912

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
3776 Current Rating: 3776 + 3031 = 6807 votesCurrent Rating: 3776 + 3031 = 6807 votes 3031

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
3889 Current Rating: 3889 + 3291 = 7180 votesCurrent Rating: 3889 + 3291 = 7180 votes 3291

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
3914 Current Rating: 3914 + 3418 = 7332 votesCurrent Rating: 3914 + 3418 = 7332 votes 3418

[662] 11: You look miserable
3535 Current Rating: 3535 + 2890 = 6425 votesCurrent Rating: 3535 + 2890 = 6425 votes 2890

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
4164 Current Rating: 4164 + 3873 = 8037 votesCurrent Rating: 4164 + 3873 = 8037 votes 3873

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
3741 Current Rating: 3741 + 3133 = 6874 votesCurrent Rating: 3741 + 3133 = 6874 votes 3133

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
3710 Current Rating: 3710 + 2756 = 6466 votesCurrent Rating: 3710 + 2756 = 6466 votes 2756

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
4045 Current Rating: 4045 + 3350 = 7395 votesCurrent Rating: 4045 + 3350 = 7395 votes 3350

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
4308 Current Rating: 4308 + 3525 = 7833 votesCurrent Rating: 4308 + 3525 = 7833 votes 3525

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
4272 Current Rating: 4272 + 3434 = 7706 votesCurrent Rating: 4272 + 3434 = 7706 votes 3434


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
3467 Current Rating: 3467 + 2617 = 6084 votesCurrent Rating: 3467 + 2617 = 6084 votes 2617

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
3931 Current Rating: 3931 + 3172 = 7103 votesCurrent Rating: 3931 + 3172 = 7103 votes 3172

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
4076 Current Rating: 4076 + 3361 = 7437 votesCurrent Rating: 4076 + 3361 = 7437 votes 3361

[652] 28: How come men always look
3806 Current Rating: 3806 + 3004 = 6810 votesCurrent Rating: 3806 + 3004 = 6810 votes 3004

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
4213 Current Rating: 4213 + 3679 = 7892 votesCurrent Rating: 4213 + 3679 = 7892 votes 3679

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
3724 Current Rating: 3724 + 4624 = 8348 votesCurrent Rating: 3724 + 4624 = 8348 votes 4624

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
4153 Current Rating: 4153 + 3505 = 7658 votesCurrent Rating: 4153 + 3505 = 7658 votes 3505

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
3715 Current Rating: 3715 + 2775 = 6490 votesCurrent Rating: 3715 + 2775 = 6490 votes 2775

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
3719 Current Rating: 3719 + 2794 = 6513 votesCurrent Rating: 3719 + 2794 = 6513 votes 2794

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
4372 Current Rating: 4372 + 3548 = 7920 votesCurrent Rating: 4372 + 3548 = 7920 votes 3548

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
3931 Current Rating: 3931 + 3985 = 7916 votesCurrent Rating: 3931 + 3985 = 7916 votes 3985

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
3712 Current Rating: 3712 + 2760 = 6472 votesCurrent Rating: 3712 + 2760 = 6472 votes 2760

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
4300 Current Rating: 4300 + 3877 = 8177 votesCurrent Rating: 4300 + 3877 = 8177 votes 3877

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
3727 Current Rating: 3727 + 2837 = 6564 votesCurrent Rating: 3727 + 2837 = 6564 votes 2837

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
3742 Current Rating: 3742 + 3862 = 7604 votesCurrent Rating: 3742 + 3862 = 7604 votes 3862

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
4112 Current Rating: 4112 + 4788 = 8900 votesCurrent Rating: 4112 + 4788 = 8900 votes 4788

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
4019 Current Rating: 4019 + 5821 = 9840 votesCurrent Rating: 4019 + 5821 = 9840 votes 5821

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
3778 Current Rating: 3778 + 3001 = 6779 votesCurrent Rating: 3778 + 3001 = 6779 votes 3001

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
4280 Current Rating: 4280 + 4512 = 8792 votesCurrent Rating: 4280 + 4512 = 8792 votes 4512

[636] 3: When I die
4250 Current Rating: 4250 + 4329 = 8579 votesCurrent Rating: 4250 + 4329 = 8579 votes 4329

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
3983 Current Rating: 3983 + 3155 = 7138 votesCurrent Rating: 3983 + 3155 = 7138 votes 3155


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
3546 Current Rating: 3546 + 2850 = 6396 votesCurrent Rating: 3546 + 2850 = 6396 votes 2850

[633] 25: You are looking good
3810 Current Rating: 3810 + 3036 = 6846 votesCurrent Rating: 3810 + 3036 = 6846 votes 3036

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
4521 Current Rating: 4521 + 3910 = 8431 votesCurrent Rating: 4521 + 3910 = 8431 votes 3910

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
3529 Current Rating: 3529 + 2787 = 6316 votesCurrent Rating: 3529 + 2787 = 6316 votes 2787

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
4014 Current Rating: 4014 + 3501 = 7515 votesCurrent Rating: 4014 + 3501 = 7515 votes 3501

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
3913 Current Rating: 3913 + 3089 = 7002 votesCurrent Rating: 3913 + 3089 = 7002 votes 3089

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
4131 Current Rating: 4131 + 3351 = 7482 votesCurrent Rating: 4131 + 3351 = 7482 votes 3351

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
3495 Current Rating: 3495 + 2797 = 6292 votesCurrent Rating: 3495 + 2797 = 6292 votes 2797

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
4488 Current Rating: 4488 + 4082 = 8570 votesCurrent Rating: 4488 + 4082 = 8570 votes 4082

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
4095 Current Rating: 4095 + 3609 = 7704 votesCurrent Rating: 4095 + 3609 = 7704 votes 3609

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
3937 Current Rating: 3937 + 3323 = 7260 votesCurrent Rating: 3937 + 3323 = 7260 votes 3323

[623] 11: What is the difference
4418 Current Rating: 4418 + 3885 = 8303 votesCurrent Rating: 4418 + 3885 = 8303 votes 3885

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
3762 Current Rating: 3762 + 2919 = 6681 votesCurrent Rating: 3762 + 2919 = 6681 votes 2919

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
4173 Current Rating: 4173 + 3496 = 7669 votesCurrent Rating: 4173 + 3496 = 7669 votes 3496

[620] 3: Hey big boy
3983 Current Rating: 3983 + 3235 = 7218 votesCurrent Rating: 3983 + 3235 = 7218 votes 3235

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
3527 Current Rating: 3527 + 2684 = 6211 votesCurrent Rating: 3527 + 2684 = 6211 votes 2684


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
3724 Current Rating: 3724 + 3321 = 7045 votesCurrent Rating: 3724 + 3321 = 7045 votes 3321

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
3558 Current Rating: 3558 + 2868 = 6426 votesCurrent Rating: 3558 + 2868 = 6426 votes 2868

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
4031 Current Rating: 4031 + 3593 = 7624 votesCurrent Rating: 4031 + 3593 = 7624 votes 3593

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
4068 Current Rating: 4068 + 3400 = 7468 votesCurrent Rating: 4068 + 3400 = 7468 votes 3400

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
4369 Current Rating: 4369 + 3765 = 8134 votesCurrent Rating: 4369 + 3765 = 8134 votes 3765

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
4143 Current Rating: 4143 + 3498 = 7641 votesCurrent Rating: 4143 + 3498 = 7641 votes 3498

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
4857 Current Rating: 4857 + 3998 = 8855 votesCurrent Rating: 4857 + 3998 = 8855 votes 3998

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
3734 Current Rating: 3734 + 3748 = 7482 votesCurrent Rating: 3734 + 3748 = 7482 votes 3748

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
4173 Current Rating: 4173 + 4311 = 8484 votesCurrent Rating: 4173 + 4311 = 8484 votes 4311

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
3414 Current Rating: 3414 + 3620 = 7034 votesCurrent Rating: 3414 + 3620 = 7034 votes 3620

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
3615 Current Rating: 3615 + 3040 = 6655 votesCurrent Rating: 3615 + 3040 = 6655 votes 3040

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
4026 Current Rating: 4026 + 3131 = 7157 votesCurrent Rating: 4026 + 3131 = 7157 votes 3131

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
3785 Current Rating: 3785 + 5734 = 9519 votesCurrent Rating: 3785 + 5734 = 9519 votes 5734

[605] 12: When I was at school
4896 Current Rating: 4896 + 4105 = 9001 votesCurrent Rating: 4896 + 4105 = 9001 votes 4105

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
3898 Current Rating: 3898 + 3440 = 7338 votesCurrent Rating: 3898 + 3440 = 7338 votes 3440

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
3329 Current Rating: 3329 + 2452 = 5781 votesCurrent Rating: 3329 + 2452 = 5781 votes 2452

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
4127 Current Rating: 4127 + 3539 = 7666 votesCurrent Rating: 4127 + 3539 = 7666 votes 3539

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
3818 Current Rating: 3818 + 3042 = 6860 votesCurrent Rating: 3818 + 3042 = 6860 votes 3042

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
3702 Current Rating: 3702 + 2845 = 6547 votesCurrent Rating: 3702 + 2845 = 6547 votes 2845


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
3885 Current Rating: 3885 + 3040 = 6925 votesCurrent Rating: 3885 + 3040 = 6925 votes 3040

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
3903 Current Rating: 3903 + 3107 = 7010 votesCurrent Rating: 3903 + 3107 = 7010 votes 3107

[597] 27: I want a divorce
6969 Current Rating: 6969 + 7945 = 14914 votesCurrent Rating: 6969 + 7945 = 14914 votes 7945

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
4368 Current Rating: 4368 + 3417 = 7785 votesCurrent Rating: 4368 + 3417 = 7785 votes 3417

[595] 23: You know some women
3919 Current Rating: 3919 + 3970 = 7889 votesCurrent Rating: 3919 + 3970 = 7889 votes 3970

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
5980 Current Rating: 5980 + 8871 = 14851 votesCurrent Rating: 5980 + 8871 = 14851 votes 8871

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
4749 Current Rating: 4749 + 6582 = 11331 votesCurrent Rating: 4749 + 6582 = 11331 votes 6582

[592] 20: So it is girls night
3961 Current Rating: 3961 + 4915 = 8876 votesCurrent Rating: 3961 + 4915 = 8876 votes 4915

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
3947 Current Rating: 3947 + 3242 = 7189 votesCurrent Rating: 3947 + 3242 = 7189 votes 3242

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
4439 Current Rating: 4439 + 5147 = 9586 votesCurrent Rating: 4439 + 5147 = 9586 votes 5147

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
4299 Current Rating: 4299 + 3554 = 7853 votesCurrent Rating: 4299 + 3554 = 7853 votes 3554

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
5378 Current Rating: 5378 + 4624 = 10002 votesCurrent Rating: 5378 + 4624 = 10002 votes 4624

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
4482 Current Rating: 4482 + 4038 = 8520 votesCurrent Rating: 4482 + 4038 = 8520 votes 4038

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 3195 = 7021 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 3195 = 7021 votes 3195

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
4128 Current Rating: 4128 + 3397 = 7525 votesCurrent Rating: 4128 + 3397 = 7525 votes 3397

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
3592 Current Rating: 3592 + 2875 = 6467 votesCurrent Rating: 3592 + 2875 = 6467 votes 2875

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
3730 Current Rating: 3730 + 3030 = 6760 votesCurrent Rating: 3730 + 3030 = 6760 votes 3030

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
4206 Current Rating: 4206 + 3947 = 8153 votesCurrent Rating: 4206 + 3947 = 8153 votes 3947

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
3726 Current Rating: 3726 + 2967 = 6693 votesCurrent Rating: 3726 + 2967 = 6693 votes 2967

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
7351 Current Rating: 7351 + 9851 = 17202 votesCurrent Rating: 7351 + 9851 = 17202 votes 9851

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
5117 Current Rating: 5117 + 4355 = 9472 votesCurrent Rating: 5117 + 4355 = 9472 votes 4355


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
4336 Current Rating: 4336 + 3401 = 7737 votesCurrent Rating: 4336 + 3401 = 7737 votes 3401

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
3688 Current Rating: 3688 + 4597 = 8285 votesCurrent Rating: 3688 + 4597 = 8285 votes 4597

[576] 27: What a babe
4039 Current Rating: 4039 + 3170 = 7209 votesCurrent Rating: 4039 + 3170 = 7209 votes 3170

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
3380 Current Rating: 3380 + 2523 = 5903 votesCurrent Rating: 3380 + 2523 = 5903 votes 2523

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
3793 Current Rating: 3793 + 2976 = 6769 votesCurrent Rating: 3793 + 2976 = 6769 votes 2976

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
3473 Current Rating: 3473 + 2513 = 5986 votesCurrent Rating: 3473 + 2513 = 5986 votes 2513

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
6683 Current Rating: 6683 + 6537 = 13220 votesCurrent Rating: 6683 + 6537 = 13220 votes 6537

[571] 20: What is the difference
8021 Current Rating: 8021 + 7689 = 15710 votesCurrent Rating: 8021 + 7689 = 15710 votes 7689

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
3695 Current Rating: 3695 + 5537 = 9232 votesCurrent Rating: 3695 + 5537 = 9232 votes 5537

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
4275 Current Rating: 4275 + 3626 = 7901 votesCurrent Rating: 4275 + 3626 = 7901 votes 3626

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
3677 Current Rating: 3677 + 2708 = 6385 votesCurrent Rating: 3677 + 2708 = 6385 votes 2708

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
3701 Current Rating: 3701 + 3078 = 6779 votesCurrent Rating: 3701 + 3078 = 6779 votes 3078

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
4086 Current Rating: 4086 + 3179 = 7265 votesCurrent Rating: 4086 + 3179 = 7265 votes 3179

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
4431 Current Rating: 4431 + 6172 = 10603 votesCurrent Rating: 4431 + 6172 = 10603 votes 6172

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
4027 Current Rating: 4027 + 3531 = 7558 votesCurrent Rating: 4027 + 3531 = 7558 votes 3531

[563] 10: You look terrible
4522 Current Rating: 4522 + 5454 = 9976 votesCurrent Rating: 4522 + 5454 = 9976 votes 5454

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
3785 Current Rating: 3785 + 3284 = 7069 votesCurrent Rating: 3785 + 3284 = 7069 votes 3284






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