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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
14770 Current Rating: 14770 + 16536 = 31306 votesCurrent Rating: 14770 + 16536 = 31306 votes 16536

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
4710 Current Rating: 4710 + 3844 = 8554 votesCurrent Rating: 4710 + 3844 = 8554 votes 3844

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
4269 Current Rating: 4269 + 3401 = 7670 votesCurrent Rating: 4269 + 3401 = 7670 votes 3401

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
4434 Current Rating: 4434 + 3475 = 7909 votesCurrent Rating: 4434 + 3475 = 7909 votes 3475

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
5048 Current Rating: 5048 + 6598 = 11646 votesCurrent Rating: 5048 + 6598 = 11646 votes 6598

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
5108 Current Rating: 5108 + 6723 = 11831 votesCurrent Rating: 5108 + 6723 = 11831 votes 6723

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
4613 Current Rating: 4613 + 3866 = 8479 votesCurrent Rating: 4613 + 3866 = 8479 votes 3866

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
4589 Current Rating: 4589 + 3716 = 8305 votesCurrent Rating: 4589 + 3716 = 8305 votes 3716

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
3972 Current Rating: 3972 + 2926 = 6898 votesCurrent Rating: 3972 + 2926 = 6898 votes 2926

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
4451 Current Rating: 4451 + 3337 = 7788 votesCurrent Rating: 4451 + 3337 = 7788 votes 3337

[783] 7: What now?
4939 Current Rating: 4939 + 4294 = 9233 votesCurrent Rating: 4939 + 4294 = 9233 votes 4294

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
4717 Current Rating: 4717 + 4086 = 8803 votesCurrent Rating: 4717 + 4086 = 8803 votes 4086

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
4651 Current Rating: 4651 + 3704 = 8355 votesCurrent Rating: 4651 + 3704 = 8355 votes 3704

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
4382 Current Rating: 4382 + 3487 = 7869 votesCurrent Rating: 4382 + 3487 = 7869 votes 3487

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
4408 Current Rating: 4408 + 3841 = 8249 votesCurrent Rating: 4408 + 3841 = 8249 votes 3841


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
4868 Current Rating: 4868 + 4157 = 9025 votesCurrent Rating: 4868 + 4157 = 9025 votes 4157

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
4453 Current Rating: 4453 + 4904 = 9357 votesCurrent Rating: 4453 + 4904 = 9357 votes 4904

[776] 28: Are you awake?
4632 Current Rating: 4632 + 3713 = 8345 votesCurrent Rating: 4632 + 3713 = 8345 votes 3713

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
4407 Current Rating: 4407 + 3981 = 8388 votesCurrent Rating: 4407 + 3981 = 8388 votes 3981

[774] 26: When I got home last night
4750 Current Rating: 4750 + 3911 = 8661 votesCurrent Rating: 4750 + 3911 = 8661 votes 3911

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
7171 Current Rating: 7171 + 7507 = 14678 votesCurrent Rating: 7171 + 7507 = 14678 votes 7507

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
4414 Current Rating: 4414 + 3857 = 8271 votesCurrent Rating: 4414 + 3857 = 8271 votes 3857

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
4227 Current Rating: 4227 + 3105 = 7332 votesCurrent Rating: 4227 + 3105 = 7332 votes 3105

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
4299 Current Rating: 4299 + 5998 = 10297 votesCurrent Rating: 4299 + 5998 = 10297 votes 5998

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
4955 Current Rating: 4955 + 4395 = 9350 votesCurrent Rating: 4955 + 4395 = 9350 votes 4395

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
4280 Current Rating: 4280 + 3192 = 7472 votesCurrent Rating: 4280 + 3192 = 7472 votes 3192

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
5088 Current Rating: 5088 + 6934 = 12022 votesCurrent Rating: 5088 + 6934 = 12022 votes 6934

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
6129 Current Rating: 6129 + 8086 = 14215 votesCurrent Rating: 6129 + 8086 = 14215 votes 8086

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
4306 Current Rating: 4306 + 3269 = 7575 votesCurrent Rating: 4306 + 3269 = 7575 votes 3269

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
4624 Current Rating: 4624 + 3601 = 8225 votesCurrent Rating: 4624 + 3601 = 8225 votes 3601

[763] 8: Would you love me more
4593 Current Rating: 4593 + 4522 = 9115 votesCurrent Rating: 4593 + 4522 = 9115 votes 4522

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
7027 Current Rating: 7027 + 8043 = 15070 votesCurrent Rating: 7027 + 8043 = 15070 votes 8043

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
4286 Current Rating: 4286 + 3434 = 7720 votesCurrent Rating: 4286 + 3434 = 7720 votes 3434

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
4214 Current Rating: 4214 + 3357 = 7571 votesCurrent Rating: 4214 + 3357 = 7571 votes 3357

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
5080 Current Rating: 5080 + 4476 = 9556 votesCurrent Rating: 5080 + 4476 = 9556 votes 4476

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
4453 Current Rating: 4453 + 4043 = 8496 votesCurrent Rating: 4453 + 4043 = 8496 votes 4043


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
4350 Current Rating: 4350 + 3634 = 7984 votesCurrent Rating: 4350 + 3634 = 7984 votes 3634

[756] 30: Good morning sir
4294 Current Rating: 4294 + 3503 = 7797 votesCurrent Rating: 4294 + 3503 = 7797 votes 3503

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
4676 Current Rating: 4676 + 3756 = 8432 votesCurrent Rating: 4676 + 3756 = 8432 votes 3756

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
5243 Current Rating: 5243 + 4289 = 9532 votesCurrent Rating: 5243 + 4289 = 9532 votes 4289

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
4696 Current Rating: 4696 + 3862 = 8558 votesCurrent Rating: 4696 + 3862 = 8558 votes 3862

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
4758 Current Rating: 4758 + 4631 = 9389 votesCurrent Rating: 4758 + 4631 = 9389 votes 4631

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
4537 Current Rating: 4537 + 3698 = 8235 votesCurrent Rating: 4537 + 3698 = 8235 votes 3698

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
4483 Current Rating: 4483 + 3638 = 8121 votesCurrent Rating: 4483 + 3638 = 8121 votes 3638

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
4308 Current Rating: 4308 + 3280 = 7588 votesCurrent Rating: 4308 + 3280 = 7588 votes 3280

[748] 18: What are you watching?
5006 Current Rating: 5006 + 4207 = 9213 votesCurrent Rating: 5006 + 4207 = 9213 votes 4207

[747] 17: See you later
5034 Current Rating: 5034 + 4083 = 9117 votesCurrent Rating: 5034 + 4083 = 9117 votes 4083

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
4416 Current Rating: 4416 + 3316 = 7732 votesCurrent Rating: 4416 + 3316 = 7732 votes 3316

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
4762 Current Rating: 4762 + 7972 = 12734 votesCurrent Rating: 4762 + 7972 = 12734 votes 7972

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
34984 Current Rating: 34984 + 37610 = 72594 votesCurrent Rating: 34984 + 37610 = 72594 votes 37610

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
8725 Current Rating: 8725 + 10409 = 19134 votesCurrent Rating: 8725 + 10409 = 19134 votes 10409

[742] 10: You look miserable
4920 Current Rating: 4920 + 3866 = 8786 votesCurrent Rating: 4920 + 3866 = 8786 votes 3866

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
4759 Current Rating: 4759 + 3897 = 8656 votesCurrent Rating: 4759 + 3897 = 8656 votes 3897

[740] 8: What are you reading?
4457 Current Rating: 4457 + 3510 = 7967 votesCurrent Rating: 4457 + 3510 = 7967 votes 3510

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
4743 Current Rating: 4743 + 3956 = 8699 votesCurrent Rating: 4743 + 3956 = 8699 votes 3956

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
4931 Current Rating: 4931 + 4012 = 8943 votesCurrent Rating: 4931 + 4012 = 8943 votes 4012

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
4506 Current Rating: 4506 + 3612 = 8118 votesCurrent Rating: 4506 + 3612 = 8118 votes 3612

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
5759 Current Rating: 5759 + 7199 = 12958 votesCurrent Rating: 5759 + 7199 = 12958 votes 7199

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
20204 Current Rating: 20204 + 21850 = 42054 votesCurrent Rating: 20204 + 21850 = 42054 votes 21850


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
4602 Current Rating: 4602 + 4089 = 8691 votesCurrent Rating: 4602 + 4089 = 8691 votes 4089

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
12557 Current Rating: 12557 + 13001 = 25558 votesCurrent Rating: 12557 + 13001 = 25558 votes 13001

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
4894 Current Rating: 4894 + 3998 = 8892 votesCurrent Rating: 4894 + 3998 = 8892 votes 3998

[731] 21: What have you got there?
5274 Current Rating: 5274 + 4206 = 9480 votesCurrent Rating: 5274 + 4206 = 9480 votes 4206

[730] 20: Where have you been?
20488 Current Rating: 20488 + 21944 = 42432 votesCurrent Rating: 20488 + 21944 = 42432 votes 21944

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
4294 Current Rating: 4294 + 3387 = 7681 votesCurrent Rating: 4294 + 3387 = 7681 votes 3387

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
4285 Current Rating: 4285 + 3424 = 7709 votesCurrent Rating: 4285 + 3424 = 7709 votes 3424

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
5436 Current Rating: 5436 + 5822 = 11258 votesCurrent Rating: 5436 + 5822 = 11258 votes 5822

[726] 14: Do you know what
4789 Current Rating: 4789 + 3817 = 8606 votesCurrent Rating: 4789 + 3817 = 8606 votes 3817

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
4662 Current Rating: 4662 + 3829 = 8491 votesCurrent Rating: 4662 + 3829 = 8491 votes 3829

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
4408 Current Rating: 4408 + 3440 = 7848 votesCurrent Rating: 4408 + 3440 = 7848 votes 3440

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
4582 Current Rating: 4582 + 3683 = 8265 votesCurrent Rating: 4582 + 3683 = 8265 votes 3683

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
4389 Current Rating: 4389 + 5092 = 9481 votesCurrent Rating: 4389 + 5092 = 9481 votes 5092

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
4274 Current Rating: 4274 + 3359 = 7633 votesCurrent Rating: 4274 + 3359 = 7633 votes 3359

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
4940 Current Rating: 4940 + 3994 = 8934 votesCurrent Rating: 4940 + 3994 = 8934 votes 3994

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
4274 Current Rating: 4274 + 3781 = 8055 votesCurrent Rating: 4274 + 3781 = 8055 votes 3781

[718] 3: What are you watching?
4277 Current Rating: 4277 + 5935 = 10212 votesCurrent Rating: 4277 + 5935 = 10212 votes 5935


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
4450 Current Rating: 4450 + 3992 = 8442 votesCurrent Rating: 4450 + 3992 = 8442 votes 3992

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
4645 Current Rating: 4645 + 3613 = 8258 votesCurrent Rating: 4645 + 3613 = 8258 votes 3613

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
4228 Current Rating: 4228 + 5111 = 9339 votesCurrent Rating: 4228 + 5111 = 9339 votes 5111

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
4621 Current Rating: 4621 + 3678 = 8299 votesCurrent Rating: 4621 + 3678 = 8299 votes 3678

[713] 27: And now Mom?
4230 Current Rating: 4230 + 5240 = 9470 votesCurrent Rating: 4230 + 5240 = 9470 votes 5240

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
4619 Current Rating: 4619 + 3699 = 8318 votesCurrent Rating: 4619 + 3699 = 8318 votes 3699

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
4574 Current Rating: 4574 + 4521 = 9095 votesCurrent Rating: 4574 + 4521 = 9095 votes 4521

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
4669 Current Rating: 4669 + 3749 = 8418 votesCurrent Rating: 4669 + 3749 = 8418 votes 3749

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
4586 Current Rating: 4586 + 3697 = 8283 votesCurrent Rating: 4586 + 3697 = 8283 votes 3697

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
4226 Current Rating: 4226 + 3140 = 7366 votesCurrent Rating: 4226 + 3140 = 7366 votes 3140

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
4189 Current Rating: 4189 + 3061 = 7250 votesCurrent Rating: 4189 + 3061 = 7250 votes 3061

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
4632 Current Rating: 4632 + 6148 = 10780 votesCurrent Rating: 4632 + 6148 = 10780 votes 6148

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
4549 Current Rating: 4549 + 3932 = 8481 votesCurrent Rating: 4549 + 3932 = 8481 votes 3932

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
6419 Current Rating: 6419 + 7182 = 13601 votesCurrent Rating: 6419 + 7182 = 13601 votes 7182

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
4963 Current Rating: 4963 + 4027 = 8990 votesCurrent Rating: 4963 + 4027 = 8990 votes 4027

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
4614 Current Rating: 4614 + 4115 = 8729 votesCurrent Rating: 4614 + 4115 = 8729 votes 4115

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
4622 Current Rating: 4622 + 3816 = 8438 votesCurrent Rating: 4622 + 3816 = 8438 votes 3816

[700] 6: There, all finished
5019 Current Rating: 5019 + 5474 = 10493 votesCurrent Rating: 5019 + 5474 = 10493 votes 5474

[699] 3: There, all finished
4883 Current Rating: 4883 + 5314 = 10197 votesCurrent Rating: 4883 + 5314 = 10197 votes 5314

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
4460 Current Rating: 4460 + 6206 = 10666 votesCurrent Rating: 4460 + 6206 = 10666 votes 6206

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
4670 Current Rating: 4670 + 3712 = 8382 votesCurrent Rating: 4670 + 3712 = 8382 votes 3712


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
4857 Current Rating: 4857 + 4046 = 8903 votesCurrent Rating: 4857 + 4046 = 8903 votes 4046

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
5007 Current Rating: 5007 + 4431 = 9438 votesCurrent Rating: 5007 + 4431 = 9438 votes 4431

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
5109 Current Rating: 5109 + 4336 = 9445 votesCurrent Rating: 5109 + 4336 = 9445 votes 4336

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
4344 Current Rating: 4344 + 3300 = 7644 votesCurrent Rating: 4344 + 3300 = 7644 votes 3300

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
4711 Current Rating: 4711 + 3842 = 8553 votesCurrent Rating: 4711 + 3842 = 8553 votes 3842

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
4214 Current Rating: 4214 + 3252 = 7466 votesCurrent Rating: 4214 + 3252 = 7466 votes 3252

[690] 23: The papers are signed
6174 Current Rating: 6174 + 7437 = 13611 votesCurrent Rating: 6174 + 7437 = 13611 votes 7437

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
6251 Current Rating: 6251 + 7891 = 14142 votesCurrent Rating: 6251 + 7891 = 14142 votes 7891

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
4732 Current Rating: 4732 + 4052 = 8784 votesCurrent Rating: 4732 + 4052 = 8784 votes 4052

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
4347 Current Rating: 4347 + 3264 = 7611 votesCurrent Rating: 4347 + 3264 = 7611 votes 3264

[686] 17: I have something to confess
4399 Current Rating: 4399 + 3400 = 7799 votesCurrent Rating: 4399 + 3400 = 7799 votes 3400

[685] 16: How your location can change
4592 Current Rating: 4592 + 3847 = 8439 votesCurrent Rating: 4592 + 3847 = 8439 votes 3847

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
4935 Current Rating: 4935 + 4668 = 9603 votesCurrent Rating: 4935 + 4668 = 9603 votes 4668

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
5502 Current Rating: 5502 + 7013 = 12515 votesCurrent Rating: 5502 + 7013 = 12515 votes 7013

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
6022 Current Rating: 6022 + 5845 = 11867 votesCurrent Rating: 6022 + 5845 = 11867 votes 5845

[681] 9: Why does everything
4972 Current Rating: 4972 + 4183 = 9155 votesCurrent Rating: 4972 + 4183 = 9155 votes 4183

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
4393 Current Rating: 4393 + 4202 = 8595 votesCurrent Rating: 4393 + 4202 = 8595 votes 4202

[679] 5: You re late again
4296 Current Rating: 4296 + 3273 = 7569 votesCurrent Rating: 4296 + 3273 = 7569 votes 3273

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
5257 Current Rating: 5257 + 4470 = 9727 votesCurrent Rating: 5257 + 4470 = 9727 votes 4470

[677] 3: What s the difference
4304 Current Rating: 4304 + 3377 = 7681 votesCurrent Rating: 4304 + 3377 = 7681 votes 3377

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
4629 Current Rating: 4629 + 3918 = 8547 votesCurrent Rating: 4629 + 3918 = 8547 votes 3918


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
4232 Current Rating: 4232 + 3252 = 7484 votesCurrent Rating: 4232 + 3252 = 7484 votes 3252

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
4629 Current Rating: 4629 + 3984 = 8613 votesCurrent Rating: 4629 + 3984 = 8613 votes 3984

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
4443 Current Rating: 4443 + 5110 = 9553 votesCurrent Rating: 4443 + 5110 = 9553 votes 5110

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
4348 Current Rating: 4348 + 3774 = 8122 votesCurrent Rating: 4348 + 3774 = 8122 votes 3774

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
4792 Current Rating: 4792 + 4012 = 8804 votesCurrent Rating: 4792 + 4012 = 8804 votes 4012

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
3985 Current Rating: 3985 + 4997 = 8982 votesCurrent Rating: 3985 + 4997 = 8982 votes 4997

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
4591 Current Rating: 4591 + 3621 = 8212 votesCurrent Rating: 4591 + 3621 = 8212 votes 3621

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
4670 Current Rating: 4670 + 4836 = 9506 votesCurrent Rating: 4670 + 4836 = 9506 votes 4836

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
4218 Current Rating: 4218 + 3148 = 7366 votesCurrent Rating: 4218 + 3148 = 7366 votes 3148

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
4325 Current Rating: 4325 + 3285 = 7610 votesCurrent Rating: 4325 + 3285 = 7610 votes 3285

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
4336 Current Rating: 4336 + 3375 = 7711 votesCurrent Rating: 4336 + 3375 = 7711 votes 3375

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
4394 Current Rating: 4394 + 3607 = 8001 votesCurrent Rating: 4394 + 3607 = 8001 votes 3607

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
4455 Current Rating: 4455 + 3770 = 8225 votesCurrent Rating: 4455 + 3770 = 8225 votes 3770

[662] 11: You look miserable
4040 Current Rating: 4040 + 3184 = 7224 votesCurrent Rating: 4040 + 3184 = 7224 votes 3184

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
4699 Current Rating: 4699 + 4235 = 8934 votesCurrent Rating: 4699 + 4235 = 8934 votes 4235

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
4250 Current Rating: 4250 + 3438 = 7688 votesCurrent Rating: 4250 + 3438 = 7688 votes 3438

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
4228 Current Rating: 4228 + 3069 = 7297 votesCurrent Rating: 4228 + 3069 = 7297 votes 3069

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
4589 Current Rating: 4589 + 3708 = 8297 votesCurrent Rating: 4589 + 3708 = 8297 votes 3708

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
4809 Current Rating: 4809 + 3847 = 8656 votesCurrent Rating: 4809 + 3847 = 8656 votes 3847

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
4839 Current Rating: 4839 + 3813 = 8652 votesCurrent Rating: 4839 + 3813 = 8652 votes 3813


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
3986 Current Rating: 3986 + 2933 = 6919 votesCurrent Rating: 3986 + 2933 = 6919 votes 2933

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
4486 Current Rating: 4486 + 3525 = 8011 votesCurrent Rating: 4486 + 3525 = 8011 votes 3525

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
4586 Current Rating: 4586 + 3702 = 8288 votesCurrent Rating: 4586 + 3702 = 8288 votes 3702

[652] 28: How come men always look
4271 Current Rating: 4271 + 3273 = 7544 votesCurrent Rating: 4271 + 3273 = 7544 votes 3273

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
4723 Current Rating: 4723 + 4011 = 8734 votesCurrent Rating: 4723 + 4011 = 8734 votes 4011

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
4228 Current Rating: 4228 + 4928 = 9156 votesCurrent Rating: 4228 + 4928 = 9156 votes 4928

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
4660 Current Rating: 4660 + 3853 = 8513 votesCurrent Rating: 4660 + 3853 = 8513 votes 3853

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
4239 Current Rating: 4239 + 3083 = 7322 votesCurrent Rating: 4239 + 3083 = 7322 votes 3083

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
4252 Current Rating: 4252 + 3121 = 7373 votesCurrent Rating: 4252 + 3121 = 7373 votes 3121

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
4906 Current Rating: 4906 + 3927 = 8833 votesCurrent Rating: 4906 + 3927 = 8833 votes 3927

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
4470 Current Rating: 4470 + 4334 = 8804 votesCurrent Rating: 4470 + 4334 = 8804 votes 4334

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
4223 Current Rating: 4223 + 3068 = 7291 votesCurrent Rating: 4223 + 3068 = 7291 votes 3068

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
4859 Current Rating: 4859 + 4278 = 9137 votesCurrent Rating: 4859 + 4278 = 9137 votes 4278

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
4231 Current Rating: 4231 + 3145 = 7376 votesCurrent Rating: 4231 + 3145 = 7376 votes 3145

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
4258 Current Rating: 4258 + 4162 = 8420 votesCurrent Rating: 4258 + 4162 = 8420 votes 4162

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
4626 Current Rating: 4626 + 5123 = 9749 votesCurrent Rating: 4626 + 5123 = 9749 votes 5123

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
4502 Current Rating: 4502 + 6104 = 10606 votesCurrent Rating: 4502 + 6104 = 10606 votes 6104

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
4282 Current Rating: 4282 + 3296 = 7578 votesCurrent Rating: 4282 + 3296 = 7578 votes 3296

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
4795 Current Rating: 4795 + 4870 = 9665 votesCurrent Rating: 4795 + 4870 = 9665 votes 4870

[636] 3: When I die
4801 Current Rating: 4801 + 4713 = 9514 votesCurrent Rating: 4801 + 4713 = 9514 votes 4713

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
4534 Current Rating: 4534 + 3512 = 8046 votesCurrent Rating: 4534 + 3512 = 8046 votes 3512


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
4061 Current Rating: 4061 + 3154 = 7215 votesCurrent Rating: 4061 + 3154 = 7215 votes 3154

[633] 25: You are looking good
4363 Current Rating: 4363 + 3363 = 7726 votesCurrent Rating: 4363 + 3363 = 7726 votes 3363

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
5094 Current Rating: 5094 + 4321 = 9415 votesCurrent Rating: 5094 + 4321 = 9415 votes 4321

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
4032 Current Rating: 4032 + 3093 = 7125 votesCurrent Rating: 4032 + 3093 = 7125 votes 3093

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
4565 Current Rating: 4565 + 3842 = 8407 votesCurrent Rating: 4565 + 3842 = 8407 votes 3842

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
4457 Current Rating: 4457 + 3423 = 7880 votesCurrent Rating: 4457 + 3423 = 7880 votes 3423

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
4616 Current Rating: 4616 + 3665 = 8281 votesCurrent Rating: 4616 + 3665 = 8281 votes 3665

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
4000 Current Rating: 4000 + 3106 = 7106 votesCurrent Rating: 4000 + 3106 = 7106 votes 3106

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
5055 Current Rating: 5055 + 4487 = 9542 votesCurrent Rating: 5055 + 4487 = 9542 votes 4487

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
4608 Current Rating: 4608 + 3941 = 8549 votesCurrent Rating: 4608 + 3941 = 8549 votes 3941

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
4478 Current Rating: 4478 + 3679 = 8157 votesCurrent Rating: 4478 + 3679 = 8157 votes 3679

[623] 11: What is the difference
4973 Current Rating: 4973 + 4262 = 9235 votesCurrent Rating: 4973 + 4262 = 9235 votes 4262

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
4335 Current Rating: 4335 + 3258 = 7593 votesCurrent Rating: 4335 + 3258 = 7593 votes 3258

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
4681 Current Rating: 4681 + 3839 = 8520 votesCurrent Rating: 4681 + 3839 = 8520 votes 3839

[620] 3: Hey big boy
4462 Current Rating: 4462 + 3535 = 7997 votesCurrent Rating: 4462 + 3535 = 7997 votes 3535

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
4040 Current Rating: 4040 + 2988 = 7028 votesCurrent Rating: 4040 + 2988 = 7028 votes 2988


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
4232 Current Rating: 4232 + 3629 = 7861 votesCurrent Rating: 4232 + 3629 = 7861 votes 3629

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
4156 Current Rating: 4156 + 3273 = 7429 votesCurrent Rating: 4156 + 3273 = 7429 votes 3273

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
4551 Current Rating: 4551 + 3917 = 8468 votesCurrent Rating: 4551 + 3917 = 8468 votes 3917

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
4618 Current Rating: 4618 + 3783 = 8401 votesCurrent Rating: 4618 + 3783 = 8401 votes 3783

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
4865 Current Rating: 4865 + 4111 = 8976 votesCurrent Rating: 4865 + 4111 = 8976 votes 4111

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
4883 Current Rating: 4883 + 4062 = 8945 votesCurrent Rating: 4883 + 4062 = 8945 votes 4062

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
5347 Current Rating: 5347 + 4340 = 9687 votesCurrent Rating: 5347 + 4340 = 9687 votes 4340

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
4243 Current Rating: 4243 + 4042 = 8285 votesCurrent Rating: 4243 + 4042 = 8285 votes 4042

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
4684 Current Rating: 4684 + 4649 = 9333 votesCurrent Rating: 4684 + 4649 = 9333 votes 4649

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
3982 Current Rating: 3982 + 3984 = 7966 votesCurrent Rating: 3982 + 3984 = 7966 votes 3984

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
4208 Current Rating: 4208 + 3442 = 7650 votesCurrent Rating: 4208 + 3442 = 7650 votes 3442

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
4571 Current Rating: 4571 + 3481 = 8052 votesCurrent Rating: 4571 + 3481 = 8052 votes 3481

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
4294 Current Rating: 4294 + 6031 = 10325 votesCurrent Rating: 4294 + 6031 = 10325 votes 6031

[605] 12: When I was at school
5470 Current Rating: 5470 + 4509 = 9979 votesCurrent Rating: 5470 + 4509 = 9979 votes 4509

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
4407 Current Rating: 4407 + 3749 = 8156 votesCurrent Rating: 4407 + 3749 = 8156 votes 3749

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
3808 Current Rating: 3808 + 2747 = 6555 votesCurrent Rating: 3808 + 2747 = 6555 votes 2747

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
4659 Current Rating: 4659 + 3892 = 8551 votesCurrent Rating: 4659 + 3892 = 8551 votes 3892

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
4314 Current Rating: 4314 + 3338 = 7652 votesCurrent Rating: 4314 + 3338 = 7652 votes 3338

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
4252 Current Rating: 4252 + 3203 = 7455 votesCurrent Rating: 4252 + 3203 = 7455 votes 3203


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
4420 Current Rating: 4420 + 3375 = 7795 votesCurrent Rating: 4420 + 3375 = 7795 votes 3375

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
4391 Current Rating: 4391 + 3421 = 7812 votesCurrent Rating: 4391 + 3421 = 7812 votes 3421

[597] 27: I want a divorce
7353 Current Rating: 7353 + 8179 = 15532 votesCurrent Rating: 7353 + 8179 = 15532 votes 8179

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
4847 Current Rating: 4847 + 3715 = 8562 votesCurrent Rating: 4847 + 3715 = 8562 votes 3715

[595] 23: You know some women
4368 Current Rating: 4368 + 4240 = 8608 votesCurrent Rating: 4368 + 4240 = 8608 votes 4240

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
6447 Current Rating: 6447 + 9161 = 15608 votesCurrent Rating: 6447 + 9161 = 15608 votes 9161

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
5233 Current Rating: 5233 + 6878 = 12111 votesCurrent Rating: 5233 + 6878 = 12111 votes 6878

[592] 20: So it is girls night
4443 Current Rating: 4443 + 5189 = 9632 votesCurrent Rating: 4443 + 5189 = 9632 votes 5189

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
4448 Current Rating: 4448 + 3559 = 8007 votesCurrent Rating: 4448 + 3559 = 8007 votes 3559

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
4833 Current Rating: 4833 + 5373 = 10206 votesCurrent Rating: 4833 + 5373 = 10206 votes 5373

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
4801 Current Rating: 4801 + 3860 = 8661 votesCurrent Rating: 4801 + 3860 = 8661 votes 3860

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
5864 Current Rating: 5864 + 4927 = 10791 votesCurrent Rating: 5864 + 4927 = 10791 votes 4927

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
5050 Current Rating: 5050 + 4438 = 9488 votesCurrent Rating: 5050 + 4438 = 9488 votes 4438

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
4341 Current Rating: 4341 + 3480 = 7821 votesCurrent Rating: 4341 + 3480 = 7821 votes 3480

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
4643 Current Rating: 4643 + 3730 = 8373 votesCurrent Rating: 4643 + 3730 = 8373 votes 3730

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
4129 Current Rating: 4129 + 3204 = 7333 votesCurrent Rating: 4129 + 3204 = 7333 votes 3204

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
4251 Current Rating: 4251 + 3338 = 7589 votesCurrent Rating: 4251 + 3338 = 7589 votes 3338

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
4707 Current Rating: 4707 + 4283 = 8990 votesCurrent Rating: 4707 + 4283 = 8990 votes 4283

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
4235 Current Rating: 4235 + 3268 = 7503 votesCurrent Rating: 4235 + 3268 = 7503 votes 3268

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
7745 Current Rating: 7745 + 10117 = 17862 votesCurrent Rating: 7745 + 10117 = 17862 votes 10117

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
5572 Current Rating: 5572 + 4628 = 10200 votesCurrent Rating: 5572 + 4628 = 10200 votes 4628


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
4820 Current Rating: 4820 + 3713 = 8533 votesCurrent Rating: 4820 + 3713 = 8533 votes 3713

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
4192 Current Rating: 4192 + 4896 = 9088 votesCurrent Rating: 4192 + 4896 = 9088 votes 4896

[576] 27: What a babe
4577 Current Rating: 4577 + 3511 = 8088 votesCurrent Rating: 4577 + 3511 = 8088 votes 3511

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
3899 Current Rating: 3899 + 2837 = 6736 votesCurrent Rating: 3899 + 2837 = 6736 votes 2837

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
4334 Current Rating: 4334 + 3305 = 7639 votesCurrent Rating: 4334 + 3305 = 7639 votes 3305

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
3981 Current Rating: 3981 + 2823 = 6804 votesCurrent Rating: 3981 + 2823 = 6804 votes 2823

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
7124 Current Rating: 7124 + 6814 = 13938 votesCurrent Rating: 7124 + 6814 = 13938 votes 6814

[571] 20: What is the difference
8365 Current Rating: 8365 + 7898 = 16263 votesCurrent Rating: 8365 + 7898 = 16263 votes 7898

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
4255 Current Rating: 4255 + 5893 = 10148 votesCurrent Rating: 4255 + 5893 = 10148 votes 5893

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
4788 Current Rating: 4788 + 3958 = 8746 votesCurrent Rating: 4788 + 3958 = 8746 votes 3958

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
4177 Current Rating: 4177 + 3006 = 7183 votesCurrent Rating: 4177 + 3006 = 7183 votes 3006

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
4287 Current Rating: 4287 + 3450 = 7737 votesCurrent Rating: 4287 + 3450 = 7737 votes 3450

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
4582 Current Rating: 4582 + 3499 = 8081 votesCurrent Rating: 4582 + 3499 = 8081 votes 3499

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
4938 Current Rating: 4938 + 6504 = 11442 votesCurrent Rating: 4938 + 6504 = 11442 votes 6504

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
4568 Current Rating: 4568 + 3864 = 8432 votesCurrent Rating: 4568 + 3864 = 8432 votes 3864

[563] 10: You look terrible
4989 Current Rating: 4989 + 5757 = 10746 votesCurrent Rating: 4989 + 5757 = 10746 votes 5757

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
4287 Current Rating: 4287 + 3570 = 7857 votesCurrent Rating: 4287 + 3570 = 7857 votes 3570






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