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Dec 2012 [793] 21: You 15367   17139 [792] 20: Ah, young love ... 5101   4238 [791] 19: So we’re going to court tomorrow 4744   3867 [790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday 4836   3876 [789] 17: Dad, I’m hungry! 5604   7138 [788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight? 5512   7108 [787] 13: Good morning, how are you? 5075   4332 [786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot! 5097   4197 [785] 11: What’s wrong now? 4355   3312 [784] 10: What’s going on? 4904   3801 [783] 7: What now? 5540   4876 [782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy 5335   4729 [781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers 5284   4319 [780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 4766   3875 [779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor 4790   4227
| | Nov 2012 [778] 30: This internet survey says 5447   4736 [777] 29: My mates down at the pub 4862   5328 [776] 28: Are you awake? 5227   4305 [775] 27: What’s all this? 4854   4426 [774] 26: When I got home last night 5299   4425 [773] 23: You know, I’m actually glad it’s a work day today 7833   8135 [772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed 4764   4226 [771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex 4614   3494 [770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me? 4723   6406 [769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist 5513   4947 [768] 15: What's all the banging for? 4670   3581 [767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend? 5697   7522 [766] 13: How’s it going with your new girlfriend? 6819   8756 [765] 12: You're awfully grumpy 4776   3736 [764] 9: Hi, where’s the baby? 5210   4168 [763] 8: Would you love me more 5168   5090 [762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary 7782   8749 [761] 6: So how did the audition go? 4842   3997 [760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please? 4617   3767 [759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done 5684   5088 [758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present 4857   4443
| | | Oct 2012 [757] 31: What`s up? 4727   4027 [756] 30: Good morning sir 4774   3995 [755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams 5315   4351 [754] 26: Well, last night was fun ... 5949   4987 [753] 25: Why are you sitting out here 5317   4471 [752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping 5257   5143 [751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home 5009   4155 [750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door 5039   4223 [749] 19: You wash your car every week 4869   3846 [748] 18: What are you watching? 5740   4934 [747] 17: See you later 5804   4838 [746] 16: Please sign here for your package 4931   3785 [745] 15: This looks like a good camera 5143   8348 [744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me 35558   38189 [743] 11: So you`re the lawyer 9082   10747 [742] 10: You look miserable 5499   4428 [741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are 5346   4470 [740] 8: What are you reading? 4959   4000 [739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit! 5338   4528 [738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again! 5659   4729 [737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair 4879   3989 [736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning 6183   7622 [735] 1: Again with the tears! 20827   22464
| | Sep 2012 [734] 28: You look down 5217   4668 [733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend 13028   13502 [732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old 5549   4616 [731] 21: What have you got there? 5845   4747 [730] 20: Where have you been? 21044   22546 [729] 19: What do you think of these flowers? 4657   3758 [728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 4764   3897 [727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers 5817   6189 [726] 14: Do you know what 5351   4360 [725] 13: I just don t understand my wife 5240   4397 [724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing? 4884   3929 [723] 11: How much have you had to drink? 5117   4196 [722] 10: Police! Open up! 4774   5496 [721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days? 4718   3821 [720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work? 5591   4636 [719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here 4729   4251 [718] 3: What are you watching? 4811   6482
| | | Aug 2012 [717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on? 4905   4465 [716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor 5199   4133 [715] 29: Want to come back to my place? 4614   5503 [714] 28: Honey, I want to try 5220   4263 [713] 27: And now Mom? 4707   5728 [712] 24: So are you going to invest 5198   4268 [711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning? 5134   5086 [710] 22: You re not serious, are you? 5301   4329 [709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here 5173   4276 [708] 20: So how was your date last night? 4598   3530 [707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm 4547   3440 [706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail 5203   6716 [705] 15: I’m not calling her a slut 5012   4417 [704] 14: So I got you bailed out 6950   7701 [703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing? 5608   4653 [702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on 5172   4649 [701] 8: We need to talk ... 5230   4382 [700] 6: There, all finished 5714   6182 [699] 3: There, all finished 5303   5711 [698] 2: How did the surgery go? 4927   6671 [697] 1: What the hell happened to you? 5215   4236
| | Jul 2012 [696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure 5536   4718 [695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you? 5756   5178 [694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you? 5862   5076 [693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you? 4859   3798 [692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me? 5268   4381 [691] 24: Howdy neighbour 4578   3627 [690] 23: The papers are signed 6648   7873 [689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend? 6641   8241 [688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw 5395   4722 [687] 18: I caught my son masturbating 4715   3629 [686] 17: I have something to confess 4893   3916 [685] 16: How your location can change 5125   4369 [684] 12: I ve got some bad news 5574   5321 [683] 11: Is this the time to get work? 6165   7663 [682] 10: Look what I found outside 6614   6401 [681] 9: Why does everything 5662   4868 [680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink? 4756   4560 [679] 5: You re late again 4777   3752 [678] 4: How s the new girlfriend? 5932   5134 [677] 3: What s the difference 4790   3836 [676] 2: Can I buy you a drink? 5257   4525
| | | Jun 2012 [675] 29: Hey, how are you doing? 4608   3627 [674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women 5177   4532 [673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again 4919   5554 [672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend? 4846   4277 [671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day? 5457   4698 [670] 22: There, your car is fixed 4353   5360 [669] 21: I just hate this time of the month 5155   4161 [668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife 5228   5402 [667] 19: That coffee smells great 4590   3526 [666] 18: She s not bad looking 4889   3820 [665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware 4807   3842 [664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to? 4879   4087 [663] 12: Damn! That stinks! 5005   4331 [662] 11: You look miserable 4400   3552 [661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink? 5337   4843 [660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away 4626   3824 [659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second? 4617   3463 [658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please? 5179   4277 [657] 4: I havent seen you in a while 5366   4380 [656] 1: Are you leaving already? 5524   4455
| | May 2012 [655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend 4376   3318 [654] 30: Why do you look so sad? 5053   4071 [653] 29: Do you use twitter 5131   4240 [652] 28: How come men always look 4634   3648 [651] 25: Good day, how may I help you? 5296   4570 [650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital 4602   5304 [649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye? 5251   4415 [648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening? 4644   3490 [647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling 4700   3571 [646] 18: Look out, here he comes again 5599   4582 [645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming 5016   4853 [644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man 4565   3443 [643] 15: Lets split the bill 5563   4982 [642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow 4598   3514 [641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me 4628   4538 [640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents 5160   5646 [639] 8: Darling, did you change the password? 4916   6526 [638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend? 4640   3666 [637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life 5444   5513 [636] 3: When I die 6606   6449 [635] 2: Wow, she is hot 5112   4050
| | | Apr 2012 [634] 26: My wife called me sexist 4444   3524 [633] 25: You are looking good 4846   3818 [632] 24: Oh my goodness! 5809   5017 [631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence 4410   3478 [630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth 5112   4387 [629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much 4977   3942 [628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does 5146   4161 [627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging 4383   3466 [626] 16: Then God created woman ... 5754   5181 [625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor 5165   4478 [624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617 5003   4250 [623] 11: What is the difference 5643   4946 [622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son 4846   3754 [621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble 5253   4417 [620] 3: Hey big boy 4982   4009 [619] 2: Hi darling, I am back 4415   3376
| | Mar 2012 [618] 30: What are you watching? 4602   4000 [617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband 4700   3840 [616] 28: This cooking show on TV 5087   4425 [615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful 5242   4395 [614] 26: Well, everything looks fine 5472   4715 [613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class 5453   4603 [612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink? 5902   4909 [611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week 4648   4420 [610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping 5267   5219 [609] 16: I wish I had a penis 4465   4465 [608] 15: What is the most awkward thing you’ve ever had to do? 4777   4017 [607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ... 5108   4000 [606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you? 4678   6422 [605] 12: When I was at school 6212   5237 [604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood 4891   4220 [603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted 4202   3131 [602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms 5252   4458 [601] 2: We need to talk ... 4684   3709 [600] 1: Can you believe it? 4732   3721
| | | Feb 2012 [599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis 4947   3920 [598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink? 4901   3925 [597] 27: I want a divorce 7735   8554 [596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians 5408   4236 [595] 23: You know some women 4752   4629 [594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies 6932   9635 [593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game 5804   7411 [592] 20: So it is girls night 4869   5580 [591] 17: Ow, that’s a heck of a black eye 4935   4052 [590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves 5238   5735 [589] 15: My fantasy is having two men 5349   4395 [588] 14: Hey, what is up? 6428   5463 [587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice 5797   5213 [586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ... 4732   3881 [585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir 5211   4279 [584] 8: You know I like blow jobs 4545   3641 [583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door 4682   3755 [582] 6: This is a stick-up! 5317   4906 [581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay 4667   3705 [580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire 8218   10589 [579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat 6083   5115
| | Jan 2012 [578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night? 5420   4286 [577] 30: What are you pondering? 4578   5280 [576] 27: What a babe 5143   4082 [575] 26: Do you know what is the difference 4277   3239 [574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend 4797   3768 [573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again 4351   3201 [572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night 7620   7281 [571] 20: What is the difference 8729   8242 [570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame 4742   6375 [569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned 5389   4530 [568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed 4542   3377 [567] 16: You do not tell me any more 4830   4002 [566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG! 5120   4027 [565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women? 5542   7090 [564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common 5126   4408 [563] 10: You look terrible 5540   6292 [562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages 4665   3948
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