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Dec 2012 [793] 21: You 20449   21590 [792] 20: Ah, young love ... 8471   7741 [791] 19: So we’re going to court tomorrow 8958   8207 [790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday 8158   7011 [789] 17: Dad, I’m hungry! 24162   27756 [788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight? 10997   13017 [787] 13: Good morning, how are you? 8937   8122 [786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot! 20082   21511 [785] 11: What’s wrong now? 10482   8979 [784] 10: What’s going on? 10507   7691 [783] 7: What now? 15428   10040 [782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy 19261   13638 [781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers 16395   13060 [780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 12277   8673 [779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor 9049   7385
| | Nov 2012 [778] 30: This internet survey says 10133   9332 [777] 29: My mates down at the pub 9261   9687 [776] 28: Are you awake? 11591   10446 [775] 27: What’s all this? 8906   8394 [774] 26: When I got home last night 11795   10613 [773] 23: You know, I’m actually glad it’s a work day today 12449   13246 [772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed 8931   8379 [771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex 7655   6349 [770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me? 9535   11291 [769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist 10552   9915 [768] 15: What's all the banging for? 13355   12479 [767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend? 11581   13111 [766] 13: How’s it going with your new girlfriend? 11991   14030 [765] 12: You're awfully grumpy 8971   7977 [764] 9: Hi, where’s the baby? 8990   7895 [763] 8: Would you love me more 9763   9603 [762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary 15091   17494 [761] 6: So how did the audition go? 9630   8838 [760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please? 8353   7426 [759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done 10274   9623 [758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present 7916   7335
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| Oct 2012 [757] 31: What`s up? 8796   8146 [756] 30: Good morning sir 10211   8907 [755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams 11428   8750 [754] 26: Well, last night was fun ... 17488   11111 [753] 25: Why are you sitting out here 11378   9160 [752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping 9443   9610 [751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home 10318   8364 [750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door 9329   8442 [749] 19: You wash your car every week 9638   8436 [748] 18: What are you watching? 10846   9882 [747] 17: See you later 11011   9772 [746] 16: Please sign here for your package 6679   7487 [745] 15: This looks like a good camera 8532   11783 [744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me 39936   42767 [743] 11: So you`re the lawyer 18688   26684 [742] 10: You look miserable 11658   11213 [741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are 9613   8793 [740] 8: What are you reading? 8636   7813 [739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit! 9960   9232 [738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again! 10784   9777 [737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair 7894   6935 [736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning 10210   11591 [735] 1: Again with the tears! 28262   29458
| | Sep 2012 [734] 28: You look down 9050   8501 [733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend 17531   17010 [732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old 10544   11267 [731] 21: What have you got there? 10431   9518 [730] 20: Where have you been? 26205   27255 [729] 19: What do you think of these flowers? 11220   10389 [728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 8218   7289 [727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers 9075   9453 [726] 14: Do you know what 9937   8903 [725] 13: I just don t understand my wife 9459   8774 [724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing? 8862   7925 [723] 11: How much have you had to drink? 10415   11073 [722] 10: Police! Open up! 8289   8856 [721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days? 10194   9619 [720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work? 10523   9537 [719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here 9888   9246 [718] 3: What are you watching? 8995   10607
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| Aug 2012 [717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on? 9555   9061 [716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor 11778   11010 [715] 29: Want to come back to my place? 7806   8593 [714] 28: Honey, I want to try 8837   7920 [713] 27: And now Mom? 8264   9195 [712] 24: So are you going to invest 9181   8252 [711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning? 9021   8992 [710] 22: You re not serious, are you? 11242   10291 [709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here 9483   8742 [708] 20: So how was your date last night? 8141   6999 [707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm 9314   8062 [706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail 9690   11279 [705] 15: I’m not calling her a slut 14405   13977 [704] 14: So I got you bailed out 10879   11940 [703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing? 10425   9530 [702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on 8819   8219 [701] 8: We need to talk ... 9605   8793 [700] 6: There, all finished 11045   11594 [699] 3: There, all finished 91681   106735 [698] 2: How did the surgery go? 10899   12984 [697] 1: What the hell happened to you? 9569   8616
| | Jul 2012 [696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure 10087   9463 [695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you? 17652   19725 [694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you? 10888   10010 [693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you? 8898   9569 [692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me? 9398   8510 [691] 24: Howdy neighbour 8131   7172 [690] 23: The papers are signed 10512   11751 [689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend? 10462   12099 [688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw 9869   9401 [687] 18: I caught my son masturbating 7861   6519 [686] 17: I have something to confess 9005   7921 [685] 16: How your location can change 9135   8315 [684] 12: I ve got some bad news 9413   9418 [683] 11: Is this the time to get work? 11522   13026 [682] 10: Look what I found outside 10879   10539 [681] 9: Why does everything 11435   10645 [680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink? 7597   7377 [679] 5: You re late again 62717   62232 [678] 4: How s the new girlfriend? 27625   27221 [677] 3: What s the difference 8817   7753 [676] 2: Can I buy you a drink? 10077   9234
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| Jun 2012 [675] 29: Hey, how are you doing? 9231   8183 [674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women 10354   9910 [673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again 8942   9622 [672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend? 10793   9873 [671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day? 11791   11025 [670] 22: There, your car is fixed 7708   8454 [669] 21: I just hate this time of the month 9637   8744 [668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife 9047   9302 [667] 19: That coffee smells great 7909   6770 [666] 18: She s not bad looking 8733   7568 [665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware 9935   9533 [664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to? 8549   7662 [663] 12: Damn! That stinks! 9954   9386 [662] 11: You look miserable 19265   19969 [661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink? 9649   9110 [660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away 8178   7157 [659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second? 7856   8104 [658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please? 10211   9707 [657] 4: I havent seen you in a while 8977   7912 [656] 1: Are you leaving already? 11288   10193
| | May 2012 [655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend 8153   6719 [654] 30: Why do you look so sad? 9982   8865 [653] 29: Do you use twitter 9459   8288 [652] 28: How come men always look 8209   7239 [651] 25: Good day, how may I help you? 9893   8918 [650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital 8010   8602 [649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye? 11960   11385 [648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening? 8249   8256 [647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling 8595   7398 [646] 18: Look out, here he comes again 10921   9952 [645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming 9496   9190 [644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man 10891   9967 [643] 15: Lets split the bill 10815   10598 [642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow 13836   13294 [641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me 10657   10384 [640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents 8867   9302 [639] 8: Darling, did you change the password? 8874   10252 [638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend? 7455   6399 [637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life 9906   10003 [636] 3: When I die 11182   11033 [635] 2: Wow, she is hot 8929   7710
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| Apr 2012 [634] 26: My wife called me sexist 7393   6137 [633] 25: You are looking good 9041   7883 [632] 24: Oh my goodness! 10101   9276 [631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence 8608   7316 [630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth 9386   8750 [629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much 9055   8061 [628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does 8703   7634 [627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging 7808   6649 [626] 16: Then God created woman ... 10948   10375 [625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor 51938   50223 [624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617 9677   9196 [623] 11: What is the difference 11138   10487 [622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son 9796   8731 [621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble 10208   9825 [620] 3: Hey big boy 8866   7935 [619] 2: Hi darling, I am back 7445   6206
| | Mar 2012 [618] 30: What are you watching? 8050   7445 [617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband 8764   7770 [616] 28: This cooking show on TV 11925   11590 [615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful 10396   9751 [614] 26: Well, everything looks fine 9724   8960 [613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class 9324   8537 [612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink? 9746   8843 [611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week 7782   7335 [610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping 8869   8811 [609] 16: I wish I had a penis 7875   7666 [608] 15: What is the most awkward thing you’ve ever had to do? 9207   8693 [607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ... 9209   8138 [606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you? 7911   9598 [605] 12: When I was at school 10712   9762 [604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood 9005   8270 [603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted 10575   9172 [602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms 9320   8494 [601] 2: We need to talk ... 7943   6911 [600] 1: Can you believe it? 8951   7855
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| Feb 2012 [599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis 8244   7268 [598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink? 9211   8256 [597] 27: I want a divorce 11123   12762 [596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians 10032   8876 [595] 23: You know some women 8314   8082 [594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies 10713   13565 [593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game 10102   11424 [592] 20: So it is girls night 7833   8487 [591] 17: Ow, that’s a heck of a black eye 8795   8009 [590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves 9991   10675 [589] 15: My fantasy is having two men 9251   8205 [588] 14: Hey, what is up? 10528   9522 [587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice 10584   10014 [586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ... 7952   7161 [585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir 9245   8200 [584] 8: You know I like blow jobs 12129   12182 [583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door 8519   7437 [582] 6: This is a stick-up! 9655   9290 [581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay 8360   7248 [580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire 11516   15030 [579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat 10048   8926
| | Jan 2012 [578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night? 9852   9866 [577] 30: What are you pondering? 8219   8816 [576] 27: What a babe 10302   9210 [575] 26: Do you know what is the difference 7886   6890 [574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend 8939   8090 [573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again 8520   9004 [572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night 12232   12098 [571] 20: What is the difference 17522   29270 [570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame 29167   38898 [569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned 9485   8606 [568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed 8614   7315 [567] 16: You do not tell me any more 8671   7857 [566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG! 9344   8330 [565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women? 9475   11135 [564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common 9316   8506 [563] 10: You look terrible 9725   10252 [562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages 7793   7163
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