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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
15367 Current Rating: 15367 + 17139 = 32506 votesCurrent Rating: 15367 + 17139 = 32506 votes 17139

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
5101 Current Rating: 5101 + 4238 = 9339 votesCurrent Rating: 5101 + 4238 = 9339 votes 4238

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
4744 Current Rating: 4744 + 3867 = 8611 votesCurrent Rating: 4744 + 3867 = 8611 votes 3867

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
4836 Current Rating: 4836 + 3876 = 8712 votesCurrent Rating: 4836 + 3876 = 8712 votes 3876

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
5604 Current Rating: 5604 + 7138 = 12742 votesCurrent Rating: 5604 + 7138 = 12742 votes 7138

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
5512 Current Rating: 5512 + 7108 = 12620 votesCurrent Rating: 5512 + 7108 = 12620 votes 7108

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
5075 Current Rating: 5075 + 4332 = 9407 votesCurrent Rating: 5075 + 4332 = 9407 votes 4332

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
5097 Current Rating: 5097 + 4197 = 9294 votesCurrent Rating: 5097 + 4197 = 9294 votes 4197

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
4355 Current Rating: 4355 + 3312 = 7667 votesCurrent Rating: 4355 + 3312 = 7667 votes 3312

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
4904 Current Rating: 4904 + 3801 = 8705 votesCurrent Rating: 4904 + 3801 = 8705 votes 3801

[783] 7: What now?
5540 Current Rating: 5540 + 4876 = 10416 votesCurrent Rating: 5540 + 4876 = 10416 votes 4876

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
5335 Current Rating: 5335 + 4729 = 10064 votesCurrent Rating: 5335 + 4729 = 10064 votes 4729

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
5284 Current Rating: 5284 + 4319 = 9603 votesCurrent Rating: 5284 + 4319 = 9603 votes 4319

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
4766 Current Rating: 4766 + 3875 = 8641 votesCurrent Rating: 4766 + 3875 = 8641 votes 3875

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
4790 Current Rating: 4790 + 4227 = 9017 votesCurrent Rating: 4790 + 4227 = 9017 votes 4227


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
5447 Current Rating: 5447 + 4736 = 10183 votesCurrent Rating: 5447 + 4736 = 10183 votes 4736

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
4862 Current Rating: 4862 + 5328 = 10190 votesCurrent Rating: 4862 + 5328 = 10190 votes 5328

[776] 28: Are you awake?
5227 Current Rating: 5227 + 4305 = 9532 votesCurrent Rating: 5227 + 4305 = 9532 votes 4305

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
4854 Current Rating: 4854 + 4426 = 9280 votesCurrent Rating: 4854 + 4426 = 9280 votes 4426

[774] 26: When I got home last night
5299 Current Rating: 5299 + 4425 = 9724 votesCurrent Rating: 5299 + 4425 = 9724 votes 4425

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
7833 Current Rating: 7833 + 8135 = 15968 votesCurrent Rating: 7833 + 8135 = 15968 votes 8135

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
4764 Current Rating: 4764 + 4226 = 8990 votesCurrent Rating: 4764 + 4226 = 8990 votes 4226

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
4614 Current Rating: 4614 + 3494 = 8108 votesCurrent Rating: 4614 + 3494 = 8108 votes 3494

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
4723 Current Rating: 4723 + 6406 = 11129 votesCurrent Rating: 4723 + 6406 = 11129 votes 6406

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
5513 Current Rating: 5513 + 4947 = 10460 votesCurrent Rating: 5513 + 4947 = 10460 votes 4947

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
4670 Current Rating: 4670 + 3581 = 8251 votesCurrent Rating: 4670 + 3581 = 8251 votes 3581

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
5697 Current Rating: 5697 + 7522 = 13219 votesCurrent Rating: 5697 + 7522 = 13219 votes 7522

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
6819 Current Rating: 6819 + 8756 = 15575 votesCurrent Rating: 6819 + 8756 = 15575 votes 8756

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
4776 Current Rating: 4776 + 3736 = 8512 votesCurrent Rating: 4776 + 3736 = 8512 votes 3736

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
5210 Current Rating: 5210 + 4168 = 9378 votesCurrent Rating: 5210 + 4168 = 9378 votes 4168

[763] 8: Would you love me more
5168 Current Rating: 5168 + 5090 = 10258 votesCurrent Rating: 5168 + 5090 = 10258 votes 5090

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
7782 Current Rating: 7782 + 8749 = 16531 votesCurrent Rating: 7782 + 8749 = 16531 votes 8749

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
4842 Current Rating: 4842 + 3997 = 8839 votesCurrent Rating: 4842 + 3997 = 8839 votes 3997

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
4617 Current Rating: 4617 + 3767 = 8384 votesCurrent Rating: 4617 + 3767 = 8384 votes 3767

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
5684 Current Rating: 5684 + 5088 = 10772 votesCurrent Rating: 5684 + 5088 = 10772 votes 5088

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
4857 Current Rating: 4857 + 4443 = 9300 votesCurrent Rating: 4857 + 4443 = 9300 votes 4443


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
4727 Current Rating: 4727 + 4027 = 8754 votesCurrent Rating: 4727 + 4027 = 8754 votes 4027

[756] 30: Good morning sir
4774 Current Rating: 4774 + 3995 = 8769 votesCurrent Rating: 4774 + 3995 = 8769 votes 3995

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
5315 Current Rating: 5315 + 4351 = 9666 votesCurrent Rating: 5315 + 4351 = 9666 votes 4351

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
5949 Current Rating: 5949 + 4987 = 10936 votesCurrent Rating: 5949 + 4987 = 10936 votes 4987

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
5317 Current Rating: 5317 + 4471 = 9788 votesCurrent Rating: 5317 + 4471 = 9788 votes 4471

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
5257 Current Rating: 5257 + 5143 = 10400 votesCurrent Rating: 5257 + 5143 = 10400 votes 5143

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
5009 Current Rating: 5009 + 4155 = 9164 votesCurrent Rating: 5009 + 4155 = 9164 votes 4155

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
5039 Current Rating: 5039 + 4223 = 9262 votesCurrent Rating: 5039 + 4223 = 9262 votes 4223

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
4869 Current Rating: 4869 + 3846 = 8715 votesCurrent Rating: 4869 + 3846 = 8715 votes 3846

[748] 18: What are you watching?
5740 Current Rating: 5740 + 4934 = 10674 votesCurrent Rating: 5740 + 4934 = 10674 votes 4934

[747] 17: See you later
5804 Current Rating: 5804 + 4838 = 10642 votesCurrent Rating: 5804 + 4838 = 10642 votes 4838

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
4931 Current Rating: 4931 + 3785 = 8716 votesCurrent Rating: 4931 + 3785 = 8716 votes 3785

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
5143 Current Rating: 5143 + 8348 = 13491 votesCurrent Rating: 5143 + 8348 = 13491 votes 8348

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
35558 Current Rating: 35558 + 38189 = 73747 votesCurrent Rating: 35558 + 38189 = 73747 votes 38189

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
9082 Current Rating: 9082 + 10747 = 19829 votesCurrent Rating: 9082 + 10747 = 19829 votes 10747

[742] 10: You look miserable
5499 Current Rating: 5499 + 4428 = 9927 votesCurrent Rating: 5499 + 4428 = 9927 votes 4428

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
5346 Current Rating: 5346 + 4470 = 9816 votesCurrent Rating: 5346 + 4470 = 9816 votes 4470

[740] 8: What are you reading?
4959 Current Rating: 4959 + 4000 = 8959 votesCurrent Rating: 4959 + 4000 = 8959 votes 4000

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
5338 Current Rating: 5338 + 4528 = 9866 votesCurrent Rating: 5338 + 4528 = 9866 votes 4528

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
5659 Current Rating: 5659 + 4729 = 10388 votesCurrent Rating: 5659 + 4729 = 10388 votes 4729

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
4879 Current Rating: 4879 + 3989 = 8868 votesCurrent Rating: 4879 + 3989 = 8868 votes 3989

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
6183 Current Rating: 6183 + 7622 = 13805 votesCurrent Rating: 6183 + 7622 = 13805 votes 7622

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
20827 Current Rating: 20827 + 22464 = 43291 votesCurrent Rating: 20827 + 22464 = 43291 votes 22464


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
5217 Current Rating: 5217 + 4668 = 9885 votesCurrent Rating: 5217 + 4668 = 9885 votes 4668

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
13028 Current Rating: 13028 + 13502 = 26530 votesCurrent Rating: 13028 + 13502 = 26530 votes 13502

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
5549 Current Rating: 5549 + 4616 = 10165 votesCurrent Rating: 5549 + 4616 = 10165 votes 4616

[731] 21: What have you got there?
5845 Current Rating: 5845 + 4747 = 10592 votesCurrent Rating: 5845 + 4747 = 10592 votes 4747

[730] 20: Where have you been?
21044 Current Rating: 21044 + 22546 = 43590 votesCurrent Rating: 21044 + 22546 = 43590 votes 22546

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
4657 Current Rating: 4657 + 3758 = 8415 votesCurrent Rating: 4657 + 3758 = 8415 votes 3758

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
4764 Current Rating: 4764 + 3897 = 8661 votesCurrent Rating: 4764 + 3897 = 8661 votes 3897

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
5817 Current Rating: 5817 + 6189 = 12006 votesCurrent Rating: 5817 + 6189 = 12006 votes 6189

[726] 14: Do you know what
5351 Current Rating: 5351 + 4360 = 9711 votesCurrent Rating: 5351 + 4360 = 9711 votes 4360

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
5240 Current Rating: 5240 + 4397 = 9637 votesCurrent Rating: 5240 + 4397 = 9637 votes 4397

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
4884 Current Rating: 4884 + 3929 = 8813 votesCurrent Rating: 4884 + 3929 = 8813 votes 3929

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
5117 Current Rating: 5117 + 4196 = 9313 votesCurrent Rating: 5117 + 4196 = 9313 votes 4196

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
4774 Current Rating: 4774 + 5496 = 10270 votesCurrent Rating: 4774 + 5496 = 10270 votes 5496

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
4718 Current Rating: 4718 + 3821 = 8539 votesCurrent Rating: 4718 + 3821 = 8539 votes 3821

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
5591 Current Rating: 5591 + 4636 = 10227 votesCurrent Rating: 5591 + 4636 = 10227 votes 4636

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
4729 Current Rating: 4729 + 4251 = 8980 votesCurrent Rating: 4729 + 4251 = 8980 votes 4251

[718] 3: What are you watching?
4811 Current Rating: 4811 + 6482 = 11293 votesCurrent Rating: 4811 + 6482 = 11293 votes 6482


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
4905 Current Rating: 4905 + 4465 = 9370 votesCurrent Rating: 4905 + 4465 = 9370 votes 4465

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
5199 Current Rating: 5199 + 4133 = 9332 votesCurrent Rating: 5199 + 4133 = 9332 votes 4133

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
4614 Current Rating: 4614 + 5503 = 10117 votesCurrent Rating: 4614 + 5503 = 10117 votes 5503

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
5220 Current Rating: 5220 + 4263 = 9483 votesCurrent Rating: 5220 + 4263 = 9483 votes 4263

[713] 27: And now Mom?
4707 Current Rating: 4707 + 5728 = 10435 votesCurrent Rating: 4707 + 5728 = 10435 votes 5728

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
5198 Current Rating: 5198 + 4268 = 9466 votesCurrent Rating: 5198 + 4268 = 9466 votes 4268

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
5134 Current Rating: 5134 + 5086 = 10220 votesCurrent Rating: 5134 + 5086 = 10220 votes 5086

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
5301 Current Rating: 5301 + 4329 = 9630 votesCurrent Rating: 5301 + 4329 = 9630 votes 4329

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
5173 Current Rating: 5173 + 4276 = 9449 votesCurrent Rating: 5173 + 4276 = 9449 votes 4276

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
4598 Current Rating: 4598 + 3530 = 8128 votesCurrent Rating: 4598 + 3530 = 8128 votes 3530

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
4547 Current Rating: 4547 + 3440 = 7987 votesCurrent Rating: 4547 + 3440 = 7987 votes 3440

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
5203 Current Rating: 5203 + 6716 = 11919 votesCurrent Rating: 5203 + 6716 = 11919 votes 6716

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
5012 Current Rating: 5012 + 4417 = 9429 votesCurrent Rating: 5012 + 4417 = 9429 votes 4417

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
6950 Current Rating: 6950 + 7701 = 14651 votesCurrent Rating: 6950 + 7701 = 14651 votes 7701

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
5608 Current Rating: 5608 + 4653 = 10261 votesCurrent Rating: 5608 + 4653 = 10261 votes 4653

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
5172 Current Rating: 5172 + 4649 = 9821 votesCurrent Rating: 5172 + 4649 = 9821 votes 4649

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
5230 Current Rating: 5230 + 4382 = 9612 votesCurrent Rating: 5230 + 4382 = 9612 votes 4382

[700] 6: There, all finished
5714 Current Rating: 5714 + 6182 = 11896 votesCurrent Rating: 5714 + 6182 = 11896 votes 6182

[699] 3: There, all finished
5303 Current Rating: 5303 + 5711 = 11014 votesCurrent Rating: 5303 + 5711 = 11014 votes 5711

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
4927 Current Rating: 4927 + 6671 = 11598 votesCurrent Rating: 4927 + 6671 = 11598 votes 6671

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
5215 Current Rating: 5215 + 4236 = 9451 votesCurrent Rating: 5215 + 4236 = 9451 votes 4236


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
5536 Current Rating: 5536 + 4718 = 10254 votesCurrent Rating: 5536 + 4718 = 10254 votes 4718

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
5756 Current Rating: 5756 + 5178 = 10934 votesCurrent Rating: 5756 + 5178 = 10934 votes 5178

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
5862 Current Rating: 5862 + 5076 = 10938 votesCurrent Rating: 5862 + 5076 = 10938 votes 5076

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
4859 Current Rating: 4859 + 3798 = 8657 votesCurrent Rating: 4859 + 3798 = 8657 votes 3798

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
5268 Current Rating: 5268 + 4381 = 9649 votesCurrent Rating: 5268 + 4381 = 9649 votes 4381

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
4578 Current Rating: 4578 + 3627 = 8205 votesCurrent Rating: 4578 + 3627 = 8205 votes 3627

[690] 23: The papers are signed
6648 Current Rating: 6648 + 7873 = 14521 votesCurrent Rating: 6648 + 7873 = 14521 votes 7873

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
6641 Current Rating: 6641 + 8241 = 14882 votesCurrent Rating: 6641 + 8241 = 14882 votes 8241

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
5395 Current Rating: 5395 + 4722 = 10117 votesCurrent Rating: 5395 + 4722 = 10117 votes 4722

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
4715 Current Rating: 4715 + 3629 = 8344 votesCurrent Rating: 4715 + 3629 = 8344 votes 3629

[686] 17: I have something to confess
4893 Current Rating: 4893 + 3916 = 8809 votesCurrent Rating: 4893 + 3916 = 8809 votes 3916

[685] 16: How your location can change
5125 Current Rating: 5125 + 4369 = 9494 votesCurrent Rating: 5125 + 4369 = 9494 votes 4369

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
5574 Current Rating: 5574 + 5321 = 10895 votesCurrent Rating: 5574 + 5321 = 10895 votes 5321

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
6165 Current Rating: 6165 + 7663 = 13828 votesCurrent Rating: 6165 + 7663 = 13828 votes 7663

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
6614 Current Rating: 6614 + 6401 = 13015 votesCurrent Rating: 6614 + 6401 = 13015 votes 6401

[681] 9: Why does everything
5662 Current Rating: 5662 + 4868 = 10530 votesCurrent Rating: 5662 + 4868 = 10530 votes 4868

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
4756 Current Rating: 4756 + 4560 = 9316 votesCurrent Rating: 4756 + 4560 = 9316 votes 4560

[679] 5: You re late again
4777 Current Rating: 4777 + 3752 = 8529 votesCurrent Rating: 4777 + 3752 = 8529 votes 3752

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
5932 Current Rating: 5932 + 5134 = 11066 votesCurrent Rating: 5932 + 5134 = 11066 votes 5134

[677] 3: What s the difference
4790 Current Rating: 4790 + 3836 = 8626 votesCurrent Rating: 4790 + 3836 = 8626 votes 3836

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
5257 Current Rating: 5257 + 4525 = 9782 votesCurrent Rating: 5257 + 4525 = 9782 votes 4525


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
4608 Current Rating: 4608 + 3627 = 8235 votesCurrent Rating: 4608 + 3627 = 8235 votes 3627

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
5177 Current Rating: 5177 + 4532 = 9709 votesCurrent Rating: 5177 + 4532 = 9709 votes 4532

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
4919 Current Rating: 4919 + 5554 = 10473 votesCurrent Rating: 4919 + 5554 = 10473 votes 5554

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
4846 Current Rating: 4846 + 4277 = 9123 votesCurrent Rating: 4846 + 4277 = 9123 votes 4277

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
5457 Current Rating: 5457 + 4698 = 10155 votesCurrent Rating: 5457 + 4698 = 10155 votes 4698

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
4353 Current Rating: 4353 + 5360 = 9713 votesCurrent Rating: 4353 + 5360 = 9713 votes 5360

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
5155 Current Rating: 5155 + 4161 = 9316 votesCurrent Rating: 5155 + 4161 = 9316 votes 4161

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
5228 Current Rating: 5228 + 5402 = 10630 votesCurrent Rating: 5228 + 5402 = 10630 votes 5402

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
4590 Current Rating: 4590 + 3526 = 8116 votesCurrent Rating: 4590 + 3526 = 8116 votes 3526

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
4889 Current Rating: 4889 + 3820 = 8709 votesCurrent Rating: 4889 + 3820 = 8709 votes 3820

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
4807 Current Rating: 4807 + 3842 = 8649 votesCurrent Rating: 4807 + 3842 = 8649 votes 3842

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
4879 Current Rating: 4879 + 4087 = 8966 votesCurrent Rating: 4879 + 4087 = 8966 votes 4087

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
5005 Current Rating: 5005 + 4331 = 9336 votesCurrent Rating: 5005 + 4331 = 9336 votes 4331

[662] 11: You look miserable
4400 Current Rating: 4400 + 3552 = 7952 votesCurrent Rating: 4400 + 3552 = 7952 votes 3552

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
5337 Current Rating: 5337 + 4843 = 10180 votesCurrent Rating: 5337 + 4843 = 10180 votes 4843

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
4626 Current Rating: 4626 + 3824 = 8450 votesCurrent Rating: 4626 + 3824 = 8450 votes 3824

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
4617 Current Rating: 4617 + 3463 = 8080 votesCurrent Rating: 4617 + 3463 = 8080 votes 3463

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
5179 Current Rating: 5179 + 4277 = 9456 votesCurrent Rating: 5179 + 4277 = 9456 votes 4277

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
5366 Current Rating: 5366 + 4380 = 9746 votesCurrent Rating: 5366 + 4380 = 9746 votes 4380

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
5524 Current Rating: 5524 + 4455 = 9979 votesCurrent Rating: 5524 + 4455 = 9979 votes 4455


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
4376 Current Rating: 4376 + 3318 = 7694 votesCurrent Rating: 4376 + 3318 = 7694 votes 3318

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
5053 Current Rating: 5053 + 4071 = 9124 votesCurrent Rating: 5053 + 4071 = 9124 votes 4071

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
5131 Current Rating: 5131 + 4240 = 9371 votesCurrent Rating: 5131 + 4240 = 9371 votes 4240

[652] 28: How come men always look
4634 Current Rating: 4634 + 3648 = 8282 votesCurrent Rating: 4634 + 3648 = 8282 votes 3648

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
5296 Current Rating: 5296 + 4570 = 9866 votesCurrent Rating: 5296 + 4570 = 9866 votes 4570

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
4602 Current Rating: 4602 + 5304 = 9906 votesCurrent Rating: 4602 + 5304 = 9906 votes 5304

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
5251 Current Rating: 5251 + 4415 = 9666 votesCurrent Rating: 5251 + 4415 = 9666 votes 4415

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
4644 Current Rating: 4644 + 3490 = 8134 votesCurrent Rating: 4644 + 3490 = 8134 votes 3490

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
4700 Current Rating: 4700 + 3571 = 8271 votesCurrent Rating: 4700 + 3571 = 8271 votes 3571

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
5599 Current Rating: 5599 + 4582 = 10181 votesCurrent Rating: 5599 + 4582 = 10181 votes 4582

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
5016 Current Rating: 5016 + 4853 = 9869 votesCurrent Rating: 5016 + 4853 = 9869 votes 4853

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
4565 Current Rating: 4565 + 3443 = 8008 votesCurrent Rating: 4565 + 3443 = 8008 votes 3443

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
5563 Current Rating: 5563 + 4982 = 10545 votesCurrent Rating: 5563 + 4982 = 10545 votes 4982

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
4598 Current Rating: 4598 + 3514 = 8112 votesCurrent Rating: 4598 + 3514 = 8112 votes 3514

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
4628 Current Rating: 4628 + 4538 = 9166 votesCurrent Rating: 4628 + 4538 = 9166 votes 4538

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
5160 Current Rating: 5160 + 5646 = 10806 votesCurrent Rating: 5160 + 5646 = 10806 votes 5646

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
4916 Current Rating: 4916 + 6526 = 11442 votesCurrent Rating: 4916 + 6526 = 11442 votes 6526

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
4640 Current Rating: 4640 + 3666 = 8306 votesCurrent Rating: 4640 + 3666 = 8306 votes 3666

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
5444 Current Rating: 5444 + 5513 = 10957 votesCurrent Rating: 5444 + 5513 = 10957 votes 5513

[636] 3: When I die
6606 Current Rating: 6606 + 6449 = 13055 votesCurrent Rating: 6606 + 6449 = 13055 votes 6449

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
5112 Current Rating: 5112 + 4050 = 9162 votesCurrent Rating: 5112 + 4050 = 9162 votes 4050


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
4444 Current Rating: 4444 + 3524 = 7968 votesCurrent Rating: 4444 + 3524 = 7968 votes 3524

[633] 25: You are looking good
4846 Current Rating: 4846 + 3818 = 8664 votesCurrent Rating: 4846 + 3818 = 8664 votes 3818

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
5809 Current Rating: 5809 + 5017 = 10826 votesCurrent Rating: 5809 + 5017 = 10826 votes 5017

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
4410 Current Rating: 4410 + 3478 = 7888 votesCurrent Rating: 4410 + 3478 = 7888 votes 3478

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
5112 Current Rating: 5112 + 4387 = 9499 votesCurrent Rating: 5112 + 4387 = 9499 votes 4387

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
4977 Current Rating: 4977 + 3942 = 8919 votesCurrent Rating: 4977 + 3942 = 8919 votes 3942

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
5146 Current Rating: 5146 + 4161 = 9307 votesCurrent Rating: 5146 + 4161 = 9307 votes 4161

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
4383 Current Rating: 4383 + 3466 = 7849 votesCurrent Rating: 4383 + 3466 = 7849 votes 3466

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
5754 Current Rating: 5754 + 5181 = 10935 votesCurrent Rating: 5754 + 5181 = 10935 votes 5181

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
5165 Current Rating: 5165 + 4478 = 9643 votesCurrent Rating: 5165 + 4478 = 9643 votes 4478

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
5003 Current Rating: 5003 + 4250 = 9253 votesCurrent Rating: 5003 + 4250 = 9253 votes 4250

[623] 11: What is the difference
5643 Current Rating: 5643 + 4946 = 10589 votesCurrent Rating: 5643 + 4946 = 10589 votes 4946

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
4846 Current Rating: 4846 + 3754 = 8600 votesCurrent Rating: 4846 + 3754 = 8600 votes 3754

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
5253 Current Rating: 5253 + 4417 = 9670 votesCurrent Rating: 5253 + 4417 = 9670 votes 4417

[620] 3: Hey big boy
4982 Current Rating: 4982 + 4009 = 8991 votesCurrent Rating: 4982 + 4009 = 8991 votes 4009

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
4415 Current Rating: 4415 + 3376 = 7791 votesCurrent Rating: 4415 + 3376 = 7791 votes 3376


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
4602 Current Rating: 4602 + 4000 = 8602 votesCurrent Rating: 4602 + 4000 = 8602 votes 4000

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
4700 Current Rating: 4700 + 3840 = 8540 votesCurrent Rating: 4700 + 3840 = 8540 votes 3840

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
5087 Current Rating: 5087 + 4425 = 9512 votesCurrent Rating: 5087 + 4425 = 9512 votes 4425

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
5242 Current Rating: 5242 + 4395 = 9637 votesCurrent Rating: 5242 + 4395 = 9637 votes 4395

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
5472 Current Rating: 5472 + 4715 = 10187 votesCurrent Rating: 5472 + 4715 = 10187 votes 4715

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
5453 Current Rating: 5453 + 4603 = 10056 votesCurrent Rating: 5453 + 4603 = 10056 votes 4603

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
5902 Current Rating: 5902 + 4909 = 10811 votesCurrent Rating: 5902 + 4909 = 10811 votes 4909

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
4648 Current Rating: 4648 + 4420 = 9068 votesCurrent Rating: 4648 + 4420 = 9068 votes 4420

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
5267 Current Rating: 5267 + 5219 = 10486 votesCurrent Rating: 5267 + 5219 = 10486 votes 5219

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
4465 Current Rating: 4465 + 4465 = 8930 votesCurrent Rating: 4465 + 4465 = 8930 votes 4465

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
4777 Current Rating: 4777 + 4017 = 8794 votesCurrent Rating: 4777 + 4017 = 8794 votes 4017

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
5108 Current Rating: 5108 + 4000 = 9108 votesCurrent Rating: 5108 + 4000 = 9108 votes 4000

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
4678 Current Rating: 4678 + 6422 = 11100 votesCurrent Rating: 4678 + 6422 = 11100 votes 6422

[605] 12: When I was at school
6212 Current Rating: 6212 + 5237 = 11449 votesCurrent Rating: 6212 + 5237 = 11449 votes 5237

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
4891 Current Rating: 4891 + 4220 = 9111 votesCurrent Rating: 4891 + 4220 = 9111 votes 4220

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 3131 = 7333 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 3131 = 7333 votes 3131

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
5252 Current Rating: 5252 + 4458 = 9710 votesCurrent Rating: 5252 + 4458 = 9710 votes 4458

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
4684 Current Rating: 4684 + 3709 = 8393 votesCurrent Rating: 4684 + 3709 = 8393 votes 3709

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
4732 Current Rating: 4732 + 3721 = 8453 votesCurrent Rating: 4732 + 3721 = 8453 votes 3721


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
4947 Current Rating: 4947 + 3920 = 8867 votesCurrent Rating: 4947 + 3920 = 8867 votes 3920

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
4901 Current Rating: 4901 + 3925 = 8826 votesCurrent Rating: 4901 + 3925 = 8826 votes 3925

[597] 27: I want a divorce
7735 Current Rating: 7735 + 8554 = 16289 votesCurrent Rating: 7735 + 8554 = 16289 votes 8554

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
5408 Current Rating: 5408 + 4236 = 9644 votesCurrent Rating: 5408 + 4236 = 9644 votes 4236

[595] 23: You know some women
4752 Current Rating: 4752 + 4629 = 9381 votesCurrent Rating: 4752 + 4629 = 9381 votes 4629

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
6932 Current Rating: 6932 + 9635 = 16567 votesCurrent Rating: 6932 + 9635 = 16567 votes 9635

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
5804 Current Rating: 5804 + 7411 = 13215 votesCurrent Rating: 5804 + 7411 = 13215 votes 7411

[592] 20: So it is girls night
4869 Current Rating: 4869 + 5580 = 10449 votesCurrent Rating: 4869 + 5580 = 10449 votes 5580

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
4935 Current Rating: 4935 + 4052 = 8987 votesCurrent Rating: 4935 + 4052 = 8987 votes 4052

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
5238 Current Rating: 5238 + 5735 = 10973 votesCurrent Rating: 5238 + 5735 = 10973 votes 5735

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
5349 Current Rating: 5349 + 4395 = 9744 votesCurrent Rating: 5349 + 4395 = 9744 votes 4395

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
6428 Current Rating: 6428 + 5463 = 11891 votesCurrent Rating: 6428 + 5463 = 11891 votes 5463

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
5797 Current Rating: 5797 + 5213 = 11010 votesCurrent Rating: 5797 + 5213 = 11010 votes 5213

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
4732 Current Rating: 4732 + 3881 = 8613 votesCurrent Rating: 4732 + 3881 = 8613 votes 3881

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
5211 Current Rating: 5211 + 4279 = 9490 votesCurrent Rating: 5211 + 4279 = 9490 votes 4279

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
4545 Current Rating: 4545 + 3641 = 8186 votesCurrent Rating: 4545 + 3641 = 8186 votes 3641

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
4682 Current Rating: 4682 + 3755 = 8437 votesCurrent Rating: 4682 + 3755 = 8437 votes 3755

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
5317 Current Rating: 5317 + 4906 = 10223 votesCurrent Rating: 5317 + 4906 = 10223 votes 4906

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
4667 Current Rating: 4667 + 3705 = 8372 votesCurrent Rating: 4667 + 3705 = 8372 votes 3705

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
8218 Current Rating: 8218 + 10589 = 18807 votesCurrent Rating: 8218 + 10589 = 18807 votes 10589

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
6083 Current Rating: 6083 + 5115 = 11198 votesCurrent Rating: 6083 + 5115 = 11198 votes 5115


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
5420 Current Rating: 5420 + 4286 = 9706 votesCurrent Rating: 5420 + 4286 = 9706 votes 4286

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
4578 Current Rating: 4578 + 5280 = 9858 votesCurrent Rating: 4578 + 5280 = 9858 votes 5280

[576] 27: What a babe
5143 Current Rating: 5143 + 4082 = 9225 votesCurrent Rating: 5143 + 4082 = 9225 votes 4082

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
4277 Current Rating: 4277 + 3239 = 7516 votesCurrent Rating: 4277 + 3239 = 7516 votes 3239

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
4797 Current Rating: 4797 + 3768 = 8565 votesCurrent Rating: 4797 + 3768 = 8565 votes 3768

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
4351 Current Rating: 4351 + 3201 = 7552 votesCurrent Rating: 4351 + 3201 = 7552 votes 3201

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
7620 Current Rating: 7620 + 7281 = 14901 votesCurrent Rating: 7620 + 7281 = 14901 votes 7281

[571] 20: What is the difference
8729 Current Rating: 8729 + 8242 = 16971 votesCurrent Rating: 8729 + 8242 = 16971 votes 8242

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
4742 Current Rating: 4742 + 6375 = 11117 votesCurrent Rating: 4742 + 6375 = 11117 votes 6375

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
5389 Current Rating: 5389 + 4530 = 9919 votesCurrent Rating: 5389 + 4530 = 9919 votes 4530

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
4542 Current Rating: 4542 + 3377 = 7919 votesCurrent Rating: 4542 + 3377 = 7919 votes 3377

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
4830 Current Rating: 4830 + 4002 = 8832 votesCurrent Rating: 4830 + 4002 = 8832 votes 4002

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
5120 Current Rating: 5120 + 4027 = 9147 votesCurrent Rating: 5120 + 4027 = 9147 votes 4027

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
5542 Current Rating: 5542 + 7090 = 12632 votesCurrent Rating: 5542 + 7090 = 12632 votes 7090

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
5126 Current Rating: 5126 + 4408 = 9534 votesCurrent Rating: 5126 + 4408 = 9534 votes 4408

[563] 10: You look terrible
5540 Current Rating: 5540 + 6292 = 11832 votesCurrent Rating: 5540 + 6292 = 11832 votes 6292

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
4665 Current Rating: 4665 + 3948 = 8613 votesCurrent Rating: 4665 + 3948 = 8613 votes 3948






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