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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
13969 Current Rating: 13969 + 15836 = 29805 votesCurrent Rating: 13969 + 15836 = 29805 votes 15836

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
4222 Current Rating: 4222 + 3537 = 7759 votesCurrent Rating: 4222 + 3537 = 7759 votes 3537

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
3626 Current Rating: 3626 + 2975 = 6601 votesCurrent Rating: 3626 + 2975 = 6601 votes 2975

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
3864 Current Rating: 3864 + 3111 = 6975 votesCurrent Rating: 3864 + 3111 = 6975 votes 3111

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
4493 Current Rating: 4493 + 6192 = 10685 votesCurrent Rating: 4493 + 6192 = 10685 votes 6192

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
4631 Current Rating: 4631 + 6409 = 11040 votesCurrent Rating: 4631 + 6409 = 11040 votes 6409

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
4029 Current Rating: 4029 + 3478 = 7507 votesCurrent Rating: 4029 + 3478 = 7507 votes 3478

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
3976 Current Rating: 3976 + 3300 = 7276 votesCurrent Rating: 3976 + 3300 = 7276 votes 3300

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
3371 Current Rating: 3371 + 2522 = 5893 votesCurrent Rating: 3371 + 2522 = 5893 votes 2522

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
3857 Current Rating: 3857 + 2942 = 6799 votesCurrent Rating: 3857 + 2942 = 6799 votes 2942

[783] 7: What now?
4339 Current Rating: 4339 + 3845 = 8184 votesCurrent Rating: 4339 + 3845 = 8184 votes 3845

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
4066 Current Rating: 4066 + 3614 = 7680 votesCurrent Rating: 4066 + 3614 = 7680 votes 3614

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
4031 Current Rating: 4031 + 3235 = 7266 votesCurrent Rating: 4031 + 3235 = 7266 votes 3235

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3818 Current Rating: 3818 + 3123 = 6941 votesCurrent Rating: 3818 + 3123 = 6941 votes 3123

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
3872 Current Rating: 3872 + 3503 = 7375 votesCurrent Rating: 3872 + 3503 = 7375 votes 3503


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
4279 Current Rating: 4279 + 3740 = 8019 votesCurrent Rating: 4279 + 3740 = 8019 votes 3740

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
3879 Current Rating: 3879 + 4530 = 8409 votesCurrent Rating: 3879 + 4530 = 8409 votes 4530

[776] 28: Are you awake?
4030 Current Rating: 4030 + 3271 = 7301 votesCurrent Rating: 4030 + 3271 = 7301 votes 3271

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
3788 Current Rating: 3788 + 3580 = 7368 votesCurrent Rating: 3788 + 3580 = 7368 votes 3580

[774] 26: When I got home last night
4185 Current Rating: 4185 + 3514 = 7699 votesCurrent Rating: 4185 + 3514 = 7699 votes 3514

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
6582 Current Rating: 6582 + 7077 = 13659 votesCurrent Rating: 6582 + 7077 = 13659 votes 7077

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
3862 Current Rating: 3862 + 3523 = 7385 votesCurrent Rating: 3862 + 3523 = 7385 votes 3523

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 2712 = 6336 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 2712 = 6336 votes 2712

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
3687 Current Rating: 3687 + 5616 = 9303 votesCurrent Rating: 3687 + 5616 = 9303 votes 5616

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
4406 Current Rating: 4406 + 4004 = 8410 votesCurrent Rating: 4406 + 4004 = 8410 votes 4004

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
3675 Current Rating: 3675 + 2817 = 6492 votesCurrent Rating: 3675 + 2817 = 6492 votes 2817

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
4579 Current Rating: 4579 + 6562 = 11141 votesCurrent Rating: 4579 + 6562 = 11141 votes 6562

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
5493 Current Rating: 5493 + 7645 = 13138 votesCurrent Rating: 5493 + 7645 = 13138 votes 7645

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
3681 Current Rating: 3681 + 2863 = 6544 votesCurrent Rating: 3681 + 2863 = 6544 votes 2863

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
3996 Current Rating: 3996 + 3142 = 7138 votesCurrent Rating: 3996 + 3142 = 7138 votes 3142

[763] 8: Would you love me more
3973 Current Rating: 3973 + 4103 = 8076 votesCurrent Rating: 3973 + 4103 = 8076 votes 4103

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
6390 Current Rating: 6390 + 7570 = 13960 votesCurrent Rating: 6390 + 7570 = 13960 votes 7570

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
3606 Current Rating: 3606 + 2963 = 6569 votesCurrent Rating: 3606 + 2963 = 6569 votes 2963

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
3606 Current Rating: 3606 + 2958 = 6564 votesCurrent Rating: 3606 + 2958 = 6564 votes 2958

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
4492 Current Rating: 4492 + 4060 = 8552 votesCurrent Rating: 4492 + 4060 = 8552 votes 4060

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
3907 Current Rating: 3907 + 3695 = 7602 votesCurrent Rating: 3907 + 3695 = 7602 votes 3695


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
3807 Current Rating: 3807 + 3276 = 7083 votesCurrent Rating: 3807 + 3276 = 7083 votes 3276

[756] 30: Good morning sir
3656 Current Rating: 3656 + 3066 = 6722 votesCurrent Rating: 3656 + 3066 = 6722 votes 3066

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
4054 Current Rating: 4054 + 3309 = 7363 votesCurrent Rating: 4054 + 3309 = 7363 votes 3309

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
4619 Current Rating: 4619 + 3820 = 8439 votesCurrent Rating: 4619 + 3820 = 8439 votes 3820

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
4056 Current Rating: 4056 + 3402 = 7458 votesCurrent Rating: 4056 + 3402 = 7458 votes 3402

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
4222 Current Rating: 4222 + 4232 = 8454 votesCurrent Rating: 4222 + 4232 = 8454 votes 4232

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
3937 Current Rating: 3937 + 3310 = 7247 votesCurrent Rating: 3937 + 3310 = 7247 votes 3310

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
3845 Current Rating: 3845 + 3183 = 7028 votesCurrent Rating: 3845 + 3183 = 7028 votes 3183

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
3625 Current Rating: 3625 + 2812 = 6437 votesCurrent Rating: 3625 + 2812 = 6437 votes 2812

[748] 18: What are you watching?
4388 Current Rating: 4388 + 3724 = 8112 votesCurrent Rating: 4388 + 3724 = 8112 votes 3724

[747] 17: See you later
4378 Current Rating: 4378 + 3568 = 7946 votesCurrent Rating: 4378 + 3568 = 7946 votes 3568

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
3793 Current Rating: 3793 + 2912 = 6705 votesCurrent Rating: 3793 + 2912 = 6705 votes 2912

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
4297 Current Rating: 4297 + 7646 = 11943 votesCurrent Rating: 4297 + 7646 = 11943 votes 7646

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
34296 Current Rating: 34296 + 37093 = 71389 votesCurrent Rating: 34296 + 37093 = 71389 votes 37093

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
8349 Current Rating: 8349 + 10141 = 18490 votesCurrent Rating: 8349 + 10141 = 18490 votes 10141

[742] 10: You look miserable
4357 Current Rating: 4357 + 3465 = 7822 votesCurrent Rating: 4357 + 3465 = 7822 votes 3465

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
4156 Current Rating: 4156 + 3458 = 7614 votesCurrent Rating: 4156 + 3458 = 7614 votes 3458

[740] 8: What are you reading?
3850 Current Rating: 3850 + 3077 = 6927 votesCurrent Rating: 3850 + 3077 = 6927 votes 3077

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
4180 Current Rating: 4180 + 3555 = 7735 votesCurrent Rating: 4180 + 3555 = 7735 votes 3555

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
4277 Current Rating: 4277 + 3527 = 7804 votesCurrent Rating: 4277 + 3527 = 7804 votes 3527

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
3980 Current Rating: 3980 + 3268 = 7248 votesCurrent Rating: 3980 + 3268 = 7248 votes 3268

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
5245 Current Rating: 5245 + 6874 = 12119 votesCurrent Rating: 5245 + 6874 = 12119 votes 6874

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
19409 Current Rating: 19409 + 21268 = 40677 votesCurrent Rating: 19409 + 21268 = 40677 votes 21268


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
3997 Current Rating: 3997 + 3661 = 7658 votesCurrent Rating: 3997 + 3661 = 7658 votes 3661

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
11740 Current Rating: 11740 + 12196 = 23936 votesCurrent Rating: 11740 + 12196 = 23936 votes 12196

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
4306 Current Rating: 4306 + 3582 = 7888 votesCurrent Rating: 4306 + 3582 = 7888 votes 3582

[731] 21: What have you got there?
4715 Current Rating: 4715 + 3815 = 8530 votesCurrent Rating: 4715 + 3815 = 8530 votes 3815

[730] 20: Where have you been?
19731 Current Rating: 19731 + 21344 = 41075 votesCurrent Rating: 19731 + 21344 = 41075 votes 21344

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
3697 Current Rating: 3697 + 2994 = 6691 votesCurrent Rating: 3697 + 2994 = 6691 votes 2994

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3634 Current Rating: 3634 + 2998 = 6632 votesCurrent Rating: 3634 + 2998 = 6632 votes 2998

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
4971 Current Rating: 4971 + 5516 = 10487 votesCurrent Rating: 4971 + 5516 = 10487 votes 5516

[726] 14: Do you know what
4215 Current Rating: 4215 + 3403 = 7618 votesCurrent Rating: 4215 + 3403 = 7618 votes 3403

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
4076 Current Rating: 4076 + 3385 = 7461 votesCurrent Rating: 4076 + 3385 = 7461 votes 3385

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
3790 Current Rating: 3790 + 3034 = 6824 votesCurrent Rating: 3790 + 3034 = 6824 votes 3034

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
3970 Current Rating: 3970 + 3257 = 7227 votesCurrent Rating: 3970 + 3257 = 7227 votes 3257

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 4714 = 8513 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 4714 = 8513 votes 4714

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
3630 Current Rating: 3630 + 2914 = 6544 votesCurrent Rating: 3630 + 2914 = 6544 votes 2914

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
4334 Current Rating: 4334 + 3551 = 7885 votesCurrent Rating: 4334 + 3551 = 7885 votes 3551

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
3635 Current Rating: 3635 + 3342 = 6977 votesCurrent Rating: 3635 + 3342 = 6977 votes 3342

[718] 3: What are you watching?
3599 Current Rating: 3599 + 5474 = 9073 votesCurrent Rating: 3599 + 5474 = 9073 votes 5474


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
3855 Current Rating: 3855 + 3588 = 7443 votesCurrent Rating: 3855 + 3588 = 7443 votes 3588

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
4039 Current Rating: 4039 + 3191 = 7230 votesCurrent Rating: 4039 + 3191 = 7230 votes 3191

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 4724 = 8347 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 4724 = 8347 votes 4724

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
3999 Current Rating: 3999 + 3221 = 7220 votesCurrent Rating: 3999 + 3221 = 7220 votes 3221

[713] 27: And now Mom?
3575 Current Rating: 3575 + 4788 = 8363 votesCurrent Rating: 3575 + 4788 = 8363 votes 4788

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
3995 Current Rating: 3995 + 3267 = 7262 votesCurrent Rating: 3995 + 3267 = 7262 votes 3267

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
3961 Current Rating: 3961 + 4083 = 8044 votesCurrent Rating: 3961 + 4083 = 8044 votes 4083

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 3260 = 7288 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 3260 = 7288 votes 3260

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
3964 Current Rating: 3964 + 3260 = 7224 votesCurrent Rating: 3964 + 3260 = 7224 votes 3260

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
3627 Current Rating: 3627 + 2750 = 6377 votesCurrent Rating: 3627 + 2750 = 6377 votes 2750

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
3593 Current Rating: 3593 + 2681 = 6274 votesCurrent Rating: 3593 + 2681 = 6274 votes 2681

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
4038 Current Rating: 4038 + 5737 = 9775 votesCurrent Rating: 4038 + 5737 = 9775 votes 5737

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
3956 Current Rating: 3956 + 3545 = 7501 votesCurrent Rating: 3956 + 3545 = 7501 votes 3545

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
5854 Current Rating: 5854 + 6773 = 12627 votesCurrent Rating: 5854 + 6773 = 12627 votes 6773

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
4352 Current Rating: 4352 + 3571 = 7923 votesCurrent Rating: 4352 + 3571 = 7923 votes 3571

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
4004 Current Rating: 4004 + 3685 = 7689 votesCurrent Rating: 4004 + 3685 = 7689 votes 3685

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
3992 Current Rating: 3992 + 3366 = 7358 votesCurrent Rating: 3992 + 3366 = 7358 votes 3366

[700] 6: There, all finished
4387 Current Rating: 4387 + 4982 = 9369 votesCurrent Rating: 4387 + 4982 = 9369 votes 4982

[699] 3: There, all finished
4379 Current Rating: 4379 + 4978 = 9357 votesCurrent Rating: 4379 + 4978 = 9357 votes 4978

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
3873 Current Rating: 3873 + 5818 = 9691 votesCurrent Rating: 3873 + 5818 = 9691 votes 5818

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
4088 Current Rating: 4088 + 3302 = 7390 votesCurrent Rating: 4088 + 3302 = 7390 votes 3302


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
4243 Current Rating: 4243 + 3587 = 7830 votesCurrent Rating: 4243 + 3587 = 7830 votes 3587

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
4364 Current Rating: 4364 + 3920 = 8284 votesCurrent Rating: 4364 + 3920 = 8284 votes 3920

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
4463 Current Rating: 4463 + 3845 = 8308 votesCurrent Rating: 4463 + 3845 = 8308 votes 3845

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
3682 Current Rating: 3682 + 2830 = 6512 votesCurrent Rating: 3682 + 2830 = 6512 votes 2830

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
4129 Current Rating: 4129 + 3433 = 7562 votesCurrent Rating: 4129 + 3433 = 7562 votes 3433

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 2860 = 6478 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 2860 = 6478 votes 2860

[690] 23: The papers are signed
5643 Current Rating: 5643 + 7087 = 12730 votesCurrent Rating: 5643 + 7087 = 12730 votes 7087

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
5730 Current Rating: 5730 + 7575 = 13305 votesCurrent Rating: 5730 + 7575 = 13305 votes 7575

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
4066 Current Rating: 4066 + 3556 = 7622 votesCurrent Rating: 4066 + 3556 = 7622 votes 3556

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
3722 Current Rating: 3722 + 2871 = 6593 votesCurrent Rating: 3722 + 2871 = 6593 votes 2871

[686] 17: I have something to confess
3801 Current Rating: 3801 + 2982 = 6783 votesCurrent Rating: 3801 + 2982 = 6783 votes 2982

[685] 16: How your location can change
3964 Current Rating: 3964 + 3419 = 7383 votesCurrent Rating: 3964 + 3419 = 7383 votes 3419

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
4336 Current Rating: 4336 + 4212 = 8548 votesCurrent Rating: 4336 + 4212 = 8548 votes 4212

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
4896 Current Rating: 4896 + 6564 = 11460 votesCurrent Rating: 4896 + 6564 = 11460 votes 6564

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
5445 Current Rating: 5445 + 5440 = 10885 votesCurrent Rating: 5445 + 5440 = 10885 votes 5440

[681] 9: Why does everything
4353 Current Rating: 4353 + 3711 = 8064 votesCurrent Rating: 4353 + 3711 = 8064 votes 3711

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 3851 = 7680 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 3851 = 7680 votes 3851

[679] 5: You re late again
3649 Current Rating: 3649 + 2831 = 6480 votesCurrent Rating: 3649 + 2831 = 6480 votes 2831

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
4625 Current Rating: 4625 + 3991 = 8616 votesCurrent Rating: 4625 + 3991 = 8616 votes 3991

[677] 3: What s the difference
3650 Current Rating: 3650 + 2935 = 6585 votesCurrent Rating: 3650 + 2935 = 6585 votes 2935

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
4114 Current Rating: 4114 + 3510 = 7624 votesCurrent Rating: 4114 + 3510 = 7624 votes 3510


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 2848 = 6472 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 2848 = 6472 votes 2848

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
4034 Current Rating: 4034 + 3557 = 7591 votesCurrent Rating: 4034 + 3557 = 7591 votes 3557

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
3858 Current Rating: 3858 + 4728 = 8586 votesCurrent Rating: 3858 + 4728 = 8586 votes 4728

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
3647 Current Rating: 3647 + 3298 = 6945 votesCurrent Rating: 3647 + 3298 = 6945 votes 3298

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
4131 Current Rating: 4131 + 3534 = 7665 votesCurrent Rating: 4131 + 3534 = 7665 votes 3534

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
3393 Current Rating: 3393 + 4602 = 7995 votesCurrent Rating: 3393 + 4602 = 7995 votes 4602

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
3952 Current Rating: 3952 + 3175 = 7127 votesCurrent Rating: 3952 + 3175 = 7127 votes 3175

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
3971 Current Rating: 3971 + 4368 = 8339 votesCurrent Rating: 3971 + 4368 = 8339 votes 4368

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 2756 = 6374 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 2756 = 6374 votes 2756

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 2824 = 6457 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 2824 = 6457 votes 2824

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
3687 Current Rating: 3687 + 2943 = 6630 votesCurrent Rating: 3687 + 2943 = 6630 votes 2943

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
3794 Current Rating: 3794 + 3198 = 6992 votesCurrent Rating: 3794 + 3198 = 6992 votes 3198

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
3819 Current Rating: 3819 + 3318 = 7137 votesCurrent Rating: 3819 + 3318 = 7137 votes 3318

[662] 11: You look miserable
3440 Current Rating: 3440 + 2805 = 6245 votesCurrent Rating: 3440 + 2805 = 6245 votes 2805

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
4074 Current Rating: 4074 + 3776 = 7850 votesCurrent Rating: 4074 + 3776 = 7850 votes 3776

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 3028 = 6664 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 3028 = 6664 votes 3028

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
3610 Current Rating: 3610 + 2657 = 6267 votesCurrent Rating: 3610 + 2657 = 6267 votes 2657

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
3958 Current Rating: 3958 + 3254 = 7212 votesCurrent Rating: 3958 + 3254 = 7212 votes 3254

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
4200 Current Rating: 4200 + 3416 = 7616 votesCurrent Rating: 4200 + 3416 = 7616 votes 3416

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
4144 Current Rating: 4144 + 3311 = 7455 votesCurrent Rating: 4144 + 3311 = 7455 votes 3311


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
3353 Current Rating: 3353 + 2514 = 5867 votesCurrent Rating: 3353 + 2514 = 5867 votes 2514

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
3832 Current Rating: 3832 + 3072 = 6904 votesCurrent Rating: 3832 + 3072 = 6904 votes 3072

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
3980 Current Rating: 3980 + 3261 = 7241 votesCurrent Rating: 3980 + 3261 = 7241 votes 3261

[652] 28: How come men always look
3703 Current Rating: 3703 + 2895 = 6598 votesCurrent Rating: 3703 + 2895 = 6598 votes 2895

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
4099 Current Rating: 4099 + 3329 = 7428 votesCurrent Rating: 4099 + 3329 = 7428 votes 3329

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
3634 Current Rating: 3634 + 4528 = 8162 votesCurrent Rating: 3634 + 4528 = 8162 votes 4528

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
4059 Current Rating: 4059 + 3408 = 7467 votesCurrent Rating: 4059 + 3408 = 7467 votes 3408

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 2691 = 6314 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 2691 = 6314 votes 2691

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
3622 Current Rating: 3622 + 2697 = 6319 votesCurrent Rating: 3622 + 2697 = 6319 votes 2697

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
4278 Current Rating: 4278 + 3442 = 7720 votesCurrent Rating: 4278 + 3442 = 7720 votes 3442

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
3832 Current Rating: 3832 + 3873 = 7705 votesCurrent Rating: 3832 + 3873 = 7705 votes 3873

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
3622 Current Rating: 3622 + 2662 = 6284 votesCurrent Rating: 3622 + 2662 = 6284 votes 2662

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
4225 Current Rating: 4225 + 3796 = 8021 votesCurrent Rating: 4225 + 3796 = 8021 votes 3796

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 2751 = 6384 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 2751 = 6384 votes 2751

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
3644 Current Rating: 3644 + 3769 = 7413 votesCurrent Rating: 3644 + 3769 = 7413 votes 3769

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
4021 Current Rating: 4021 + 4701 = 8722 votesCurrent Rating: 4021 + 4701 = 8722 votes 4701

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
3914 Current Rating: 3914 + 5725 = 9639 votesCurrent Rating: 3914 + 5725 = 9639 votes 5725

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
3687 Current Rating: 3687 + 2904 = 6591 votesCurrent Rating: 3687 + 2904 = 6591 votes 2904

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
4192 Current Rating: 4192 + 4417 = 8609 votesCurrent Rating: 4192 + 4417 = 8609 votes 4417

[636] 3: When I die
4172 Current Rating: 4172 + 4237 = 8409 votesCurrent Rating: 4172 + 4237 = 8409 votes 4237

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
3881 Current Rating: 3881 + 3063 = 6944 votesCurrent Rating: 3881 + 3063 = 6944 votes 3063


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
3451 Current Rating: 3451 + 2755 = 6206 votesCurrent Rating: 3451 + 2755 = 6206 votes 2755

[633] 25: You are looking good
3707 Current Rating: 3707 + 2923 = 6630 votesCurrent Rating: 3707 + 2923 = 6630 votes 2923

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
4438 Current Rating: 4438 + 3808 = 8246 votesCurrent Rating: 4438 + 3808 = 8246 votes 3808

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
3435 Current Rating: 3435 + 2701 = 6136 votesCurrent Rating: 3435 + 2701 = 6136 votes 2701

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
3916 Current Rating: 3916 + 3407 = 7323 votesCurrent Rating: 3916 + 3407 = 7323 votes 3407

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
3827 Current Rating: 3827 + 2994 = 6821 votesCurrent Rating: 3827 + 2994 = 6821 votes 2994

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
4032 Current Rating: 4032 + 3260 = 7292 votesCurrent Rating: 4032 + 3260 = 7292 votes 3260

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
3402 Current Rating: 3402 + 2703 = 6105 votesCurrent Rating: 3402 + 2703 = 6105 votes 2703

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
4398 Current Rating: 4398 + 3985 = 8383 votesCurrent Rating: 4398 + 3985 = 8383 votes 3985

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
4011 Current Rating: 4011 + 3516 = 7527 votesCurrent Rating: 4011 + 3516 = 7527 votes 3516

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
3831 Current Rating: 3831 + 3212 = 7043 votesCurrent Rating: 3831 + 3212 = 7043 votes 3212

[623] 11: What is the difference
4335 Current Rating: 4335 + 3790 = 8125 votesCurrent Rating: 4335 + 3790 = 8125 votes 3790

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
3659 Current Rating: 3659 + 2820 = 6479 votesCurrent Rating: 3659 + 2820 = 6479 votes 2820

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
4080 Current Rating: 4080 + 3400 = 7480 votesCurrent Rating: 4080 + 3400 = 7480 votes 3400

[620] 3: Hey big boy
3876 Current Rating: 3876 + 3133 = 7009 votesCurrent Rating: 3876 + 3133 = 7009 votes 3133

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
3436 Current Rating: 3436 + 2591 = 6027 votesCurrent Rating: 3436 + 2591 = 6027 votes 2591


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
3622 Current Rating: 3622 + 3219 = 6841 votesCurrent Rating: 3622 + 3219 = 6841 votes 3219

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 2752 = 6215 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 2752 = 6215 votes 2752

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
3927 Current Rating: 3927 + 3494 = 7421 votesCurrent Rating: 3927 + 3494 = 7421 votes 3494

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
3968 Current Rating: 3968 + 3278 = 7246 votesCurrent Rating: 3968 + 3278 = 7246 votes 3278

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
4288 Current Rating: 4288 + 3670 = 7958 votesCurrent Rating: 4288 + 3670 = 7958 votes 3670

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
4031 Current Rating: 4031 + 3375 = 7406 votesCurrent Rating: 4031 + 3375 = 7406 votes 3375

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
4778 Current Rating: 4778 + 3920 = 8698 votesCurrent Rating: 4778 + 3920 = 8698 votes 3920

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
3635 Current Rating: 3635 + 3654 = 7289 votesCurrent Rating: 3635 + 3654 = 7289 votes 3654

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
4080 Current Rating: 4080 + 4214 = 8294 votesCurrent Rating: 4080 + 4214 = 8294 votes 4214

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
3319 Current Rating: 3319 + 3518 = 6837 votesCurrent Rating: 3319 + 3518 = 6837 votes 3518

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
3525 Current Rating: 3525 + 2952 = 6477 votesCurrent Rating: 3525 + 2952 = 6477 votes 2952

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
3941 Current Rating: 3941 + 3038 = 6979 votesCurrent Rating: 3941 + 3038 = 6979 votes 3038

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
3689 Current Rating: 3689 + 5641 = 9330 votesCurrent Rating: 3689 + 5641 = 9330 votes 5641

[605] 12: When I was at school
4820 Current Rating: 4820 + 4024 = 8844 votesCurrent Rating: 4820 + 4024 = 8844 votes 4024

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
3803 Current Rating: 3803 + 3343 = 7146 votesCurrent Rating: 3803 + 3343 = 7146 votes 3343

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
3219 Current Rating: 3219 + 2355 = 5574 votesCurrent Rating: 3219 + 2355 = 5574 votes 2355

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
4031 Current Rating: 4031 + 3443 = 7474 votesCurrent Rating: 4031 + 3443 = 7474 votes 3443

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
3694 Current Rating: 3694 + 2905 = 6599 votesCurrent Rating: 3694 + 2905 = 6599 votes 2905

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
3602 Current Rating: 3602 + 2744 = 6346 votesCurrent Rating: 3602 + 2744 = 6346 votes 2744


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
3789 Current Rating: 3789 + 2931 = 6720 votesCurrent Rating: 3789 + 2931 = 6720 votes 2931

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
3813 Current Rating: 3813 + 3008 = 6821 votesCurrent Rating: 3813 + 3008 = 6821 votes 3008

[597] 27: I want a divorce
6895 Current Rating: 6895 + 7865 = 14760 votesCurrent Rating: 6895 + 7865 = 14760 votes 7865

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
4289 Current Rating: 4289 + 3333 = 7622 votesCurrent Rating: 4289 + 3333 = 7622 votes 3333

[595] 23: You know some women
3823 Current Rating: 3823 + 3857 = 7680 votesCurrent Rating: 3823 + 3857 = 7680 votes 3857

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
5899 Current Rating: 5899 + 8787 = 14686 votesCurrent Rating: 5899 + 8787 = 14686 votes 8787

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
4670 Current Rating: 4670 + 6505 = 11175 votesCurrent Rating: 4670 + 6505 = 11175 votes 6505

[592] 20: So it is girls night
3859 Current Rating: 3859 + 4824 = 8683 votesCurrent Rating: 3859 + 4824 = 8683 votes 4824

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
3807 Current Rating: 3807 + 3109 = 6916 votesCurrent Rating: 3807 + 3109 = 6916 votes 3109

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
4354 Current Rating: 4354 + 5052 = 9406 votesCurrent Rating: 4354 + 5052 = 9406 votes 5052

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
4216 Current Rating: 4216 + 3453 = 7669 votesCurrent Rating: 4216 + 3453 = 7669 votes 3453

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
5297 Current Rating: 5297 + 4536 = 9833 votesCurrent Rating: 5297 + 4536 = 9833 votes 4536

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
4403 Current Rating: 4403 + 3936 = 8339 votesCurrent Rating: 4403 + 3936 = 8339 votes 3936

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
3727 Current Rating: 3727 + 3100 = 6827 votesCurrent Rating: 3727 + 3100 = 6827 votes 3100

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
4021 Current Rating: 4021 + 3289 = 7310 votesCurrent Rating: 4021 + 3289 = 7310 votes 3289

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
3473 Current Rating: 3473 + 2764 = 6237 votesCurrent Rating: 3473 + 2764 = 6237 votes 2764

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
3629 Current Rating: 3629 + 2926 = 6555 votesCurrent Rating: 3629 + 2926 = 6555 votes 2926

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
4109 Current Rating: 4109 + 3847 = 7956 votesCurrent Rating: 4109 + 3847 = 7956 votes 3847

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
3615 Current Rating: 3615 + 2859 = 6474 votesCurrent Rating: 3615 + 2859 = 6474 votes 2859

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
7275 Current Rating: 7275 + 9764 = 17039 votesCurrent Rating: 7275 + 9764 = 17039 votes 9764

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
5042 Current Rating: 5042 + 4273 = 9315 votesCurrent Rating: 5042 + 4273 = 9315 votes 4273


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
4255 Current Rating: 4255 + 3305 = 7560 votesCurrent Rating: 4255 + 3305 = 7560 votes 3305

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
3594 Current Rating: 3594 + 4506 = 8100 votesCurrent Rating: 3594 + 4506 = 8100 votes 4506

[576] 27: What a babe
3945 Current Rating: 3945 + 3069 = 7014 votesCurrent Rating: 3945 + 3069 = 7014 votes 3069

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
3278 Current Rating: 3278 + 2419 = 5697 votesCurrent Rating: 3278 + 2419 = 5697 votes 2419

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
3693 Current Rating: 3693 + 2878 = 6571 votesCurrent Rating: 3693 + 2878 = 6571 votes 2878

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
3376 Current Rating: 3376 + 2418 = 5794 votesCurrent Rating: 3376 + 2418 = 5794 votes 2418

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
6599 Current Rating: 6599 + 6461 = 13060 votesCurrent Rating: 6599 + 6461 = 13060 votes 6461

[571] 20: What is the difference
7945 Current Rating: 7945 + 7592 = 15537 votesCurrent Rating: 7945 + 7592 = 15537 votes 7592

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
3595 Current Rating: 3595 + 5434 = 9029 votesCurrent Rating: 3595 + 5434 = 9029 votes 5434

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
4188 Current Rating: 4188 + 3511 = 7699 votesCurrent Rating: 4188 + 3511 = 7699 votes 3511

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
3573 Current Rating: 3573 + 2611 = 6184 votesCurrent Rating: 3573 + 2611 = 6184 votes 2611

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
3611 Current Rating: 3611 + 2988 = 6599 votesCurrent Rating: 3611 + 2988 = 6599 votes 2988

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
3974 Current Rating: 3974 + 3073 = 7047 votesCurrent Rating: 3974 + 3073 = 7047 votes 3073

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
4352 Current Rating: 4352 + 6077 = 10429 votesCurrent Rating: 4352 + 6077 = 10429 votes 6077

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
3922 Current Rating: 3922 + 3423 = 7345 votesCurrent Rating: 3922 + 3423 = 7345 votes 3423

[563] 10: You look terrible
4449 Current Rating: 4449 + 5362 = 9811 votesCurrent Rating: 4449 + 5362 = 9811 votes 5362

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
3690 Current Rating: 3690 + 3185 = 6875 votesCurrent Rating: 3690 + 3185 = 6875 votes 3185






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