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Dec 2012 [793] 21: You 19416 21061 [792] 20: Ah, young love ... 8034 7232 [791] 19: So we’re going to court tomorrow 8423 7631 [790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday 7702 6590 [789] 17: Dad, I’m hungry! 22585 26765 [788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight? 10374 12320 [787] 13: Good morning, how are you? 8434 7622 [786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot! 19292 20874 [785] 11: What’s wrong now? 9705 8254 [784] 10: What’s going on? 9911 7205 [783] 7: What now? 14487 9489 [782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy 18011 13104 [781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers 15551 12165 [780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 11592 8184 [779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor 8560 6966
| | Nov 2012 [778] 30: This internet survey says 9503 8631 [777] 29: My mates down at the pub 8684 9122 [776] 28: Are you awake? 10607 9654 [775] 27: What’s all this? 8372 7911 [774] 26: When I got home last night 9630 8589 [773] 23: You know, I’m actually glad it’s a work day today 11945 12622 [772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed 8482 7919 [771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex 7075 5958 [770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me? 9084 10836 [769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist 10029 9332 [768] 15: What's all the banging for? 12463 11692 [767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend? 11086 12595 [766] 13: How’s it going with your new girlfriend? 11413 13355 [765] 12: You're awfully grumpy 8451 7472 [764] 9: Hi, where’s the baby? 8469 7430 [763] 8: Would you love me more 9252 9109 [762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary 14525 16790 [761] 6: So how did the audition go? 8829 8065 [760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please? 7784 6898 [759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done 9674 9007 [758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present 7538 6947
| | | Oct 2012 [757] 31: What`s up? 8190 7596 [756] 30: Good morning sir 9387 8140 [755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams 10828 8210 [754] 26: Well, last night was fun ... 16608 10498 [753] 25: Why are you sitting out here 10692 8646 [752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping 9002 9047 [751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home 9857 7884 [750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door 8758 7876 [749] 19: You wash your car every week 8900 7877 [748] 18: What are you watching? 10261 9300 [747] 17: See you later 10423 9207 [746] 16: Please sign here for your package 6172 7026 [745] 15: This looks like a good camera 8131 11406 [744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me 39419 42143 [743] 11: So you`re the lawyer 17529 25031 [742] 10: You look miserable 11070 10537 [741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are 9107 8263 [740] 8: What are you reading? 8125 7307 [739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit! 9454 8682 [738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again! 10188 9162 [737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair 7497 6534 [736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning 9768 11140 [735] 1: Again with the tears! 27231 28865
| | Sep 2012 [734] 28: You look down 8584 8032 [733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend 16167 16617 [732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old 9995 10410 [731] 21: What have you got there? 9867 8930 [730] 20: Where have you been? 25223 26684 [729] 19: What do you think of these flowers? 10742 9973 [728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 7756 6859 [727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers 8640 9030 [726] 14: Do you know what 9383 8308 [725] 13: I just don t understand my wife 8911 8213 [724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing? 8290 7383 [723] 11: How much have you had to drink? 9905 10568 [722] 10: Police! Open up! 7779 8405 [721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days? 9448 8977 [720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work? 9917 8917 [719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here 8930 8454 [718] 3: What are you watching? 8440 10092
| | | Aug 2012 [717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on? 8782 8383 [716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor 11092 10449 [715] 29: Want to come back to my place? 7332 8211 [714] 28: Honey, I want to try 8311 7417 [713] 27: And now Mom? 7714 8716 [712] 24: So are you going to invest 8653 7748 [711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning? 8546 8519 [710] 22: You re not serious, are you? 10684 9730 [709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here 8886 8162 [708] 20: So how was your date last night? 7507 6508 [707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm 8827 7636 [706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail 9074 10775 [705] 15: I’m not calling her a slut 13789 13170 [704] 14: So I got you bailed out 10417 11407 [703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing? 9813 8905 [702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on 8375 7807 [701] 8: We need to talk ... 9045 8231 [700] 6: There, all finished 10412 10947 [699] 3: There, all finished 89117 100449 [698] 2: How did the surgery go? 10024 12063 [697] 1: What the hell happened to you? 9017 8048
| | Jul 2012 [696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure 9520 8844 [695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you? 16850 18423 [694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you? 10323 9415 [693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you? 8266 9108 [692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me? 8881 8030 [691] 24: Howdy neighbour 7551 6703 [690] 23: The papers are signed 10123 11314 [689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend? 10010 11558 [688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw 9326 8870 [687] 18: I caught my son masturbating 7273 6101 [686] 17: I have something to confess 8537 7454 [685] 16: How your location can change 8637 7785 [684] 12: I ve got some bad news 8902 8853 [683] 11: Is this the time to get work? 10987 12436 [682] 10: Look what I found outside 10323 9945 [681] 9: Why does everything 10865 10080 [680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink? 7209 7015 [679] 5: You re late again 62140 61737 [678] 4: How s the new girlfriend? 27023 26561 [677] 3: What s the difference 8343 7299 [676] 2: Can I buy you a drink? 9528 8661
| | | Jun 2012 [675] 29: Hey, how are you doing? 8588 7648 [674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women 9880 9352 [673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again 8438 9142 [672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend? 10130 9233 [671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day? 11271 10518 [670] 22: There, your car is fixed 7176 8110 [669] 21: I just hate this time of the month 9065 8236 [668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife 8578 8834 [667] 19: That coffee smells great 7423 6373 [666] 18: She s not bad looking 8042 7048 [665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware 9395 8977 [664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to? 8071 7206 [663] 12: Damn! That stinks! 9318 8745 [662] 11: You look miserable 17559 18477 [661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink? 9099 8569 [660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away 7552 6680 [659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second? 7290 7718 [658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please? 9642 8952 [657] 4: I havent seen you in a while 8518 7434 [656] 1: Are you leaving already? 10580 9501
| | May 2012 [655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend 7478 6323 [654] 30: Why do you look so sad? 9371 8310 [653] 29: Do you use twitter 8911 7812 [652] 28: How come men always look 7754 6810 [651] 25: Good day, how may I help you? 9249 8401 [650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital 7446 8141 [649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye? 11314 10673 [648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening? 7716 7842 [647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling 8012 6863 [646] 18: Look out, here he comes again 10369 9315 [645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming 8964 8701 [644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man 10079 9503 [643] 15: Lets split the bill 10263 9993 [642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow 12732 12330 [641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me 10004 9850 [640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents 8321 8830 [639] 8: Darling, did you change the password? 8265 9748 [638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend? 7055 6051 [637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life 9189 9266 [636] 3: When I die 10683 10510 [635] 2: Wow, she is hot 8418 7239
| | | Apr 2012 [634] 26: My wife called me sexist 6895 5820 [633] 25: You are looking good 8474 7269 [632] 24: Oh my goodness! 9588 8737 [631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence 8037 6945 [630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth 8912 8296 [629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much 8523 7593 [628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does 8238 7192 [627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging 7069 6108 [626] 16: Then God created woman ... 10311 9738 [625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor 28996 28274 [624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617 9149 8641 [623] 11: What is the difference 10557 9865 [622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son 9174 8175 [621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble 9679 9277 [620] 3: Hey big boy 8392 7444 [619] 2: Hi darling, I am back 6918 5847
| | Mar 2012 [618] 30: What are you watching? 7536 6970 [617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband 8101 7306 [616] 28: This cooking show on TV 11153 10893 [615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful 9620 8962 [614] 26: Well, everything looks fine 9084 8446 [613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class 8841 8056 [612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink? 9318 8399 [611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week 7294 6986 [610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping 8454 8381 [609] 16: I wish I had a penis 7242 7254 [608] 15: What is the most awkward thing you’ve ever had to do? 8599 8114 [607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ... 8724 7648 [606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you? 7540 9255 [605] 12: When I was at school 10172 9190 [604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood 8474 7831 [603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted 9686 8615 [602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms 8788 7991 [601] 2: We need to talk ... 7442 6479 [600] 1: Can you believe it? 8321 7394
| | | Feb 2012 [599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis 7838 6867 [598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink? 8682 7712 [597] 27: I want a divorce 10691 12198 [596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians 9564 8395 [595] 23: You know some women 7879 7715 [594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies 10263 13045 [593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game 9542 10931 [592] 20: So it is girls night 7438 8097 [591] 17: Ow, that’s a heck of a black eye 8305 7568 [590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves 9600 10280 [589] 15: My fantasy is having two men 8779 7737 [588] 14: Hey, what is up? 9923 8980 [587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice 10021 9453 [586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ... 7533 6713 [585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir 8726 7688 [584] 8: You know I like blow jobs 10469 9990 [583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door 7962 6979 [582] 6: This is a stick-up! 9105 8778 [581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay 7847 6800 [580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire 11120 14602 [579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat 9555 8434
| | Jan 2012 [578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night? 9284 9333 [577] 30: What are you pondering? 7713 8413 [576] 27: What a babe 9471 8450 [575] 26: Do you know what is the difference 7197 6340 [574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend 8388 7539 [573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again 7900 8579 [572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night 11680 11524 [571] 20: What is the difference 14632 25454 [570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame 27657 36039 [569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned 8970 8092 [568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed 7961 6744 [567] 16: You do not tell me any more 8189 7377 [566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG! 8667 7633 [565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women? 8985 10610 [564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common 8743 7982 [563] 10: You look terrible 9190 9734 [562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages 7403 6779
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