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Dec 2018
[1687] 19: Once again we see the insanity of the modern world
2825 Current Rating: 2825 + 2907 = 5732 votesCurrent Rating: 2825 + 2907 = 5732 votes 2907

[1686] 14: I hate the world we live in
2411 Current Rating: 2411 + 2555 = 4966 votesCurrent Rating: 2411 + 2555 = 4966 votes 2555

[1685] 11: I ve broken the world record
2357 Current Rating: 2357 + 2453 = 4810 votesCurrent Rating: 2357 + 2453 = 4810 votes 2453

[1684] 7: I ve had enough
2616 Current Rating: 2616 + 3029 = 5645 votesCurrent Rating: 2616 + 3029 = 5645 votes 3029

[1683] 4: How about one more game
2340 Current Rating: 2340 + 2391 = 4731 votesCurrent Rating: 2340 + 2391 = 4731 votes 2391


Nov 2018
[1682] 30: What are you reading?
2379 Current Rating: 2379 + 2399 = 4778 votesCurrent Rating: 2379 + 2399 = 4778 votes 2399

[1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it
2578 Current Rating: 2578 + 2599 = 5177 votesCurrent Rating: 2578 + 2599 = 5177 votes 2599

[1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument
3058 Current Rating: 3058 + 3137 = 6195 votesCurrent Rating: 3058 + 3137 = 6195 votes 3137

[1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night
2686 Current Rating: 2686 + 2738 = 5424 votesCurrent Rating: 2686 + 2738 = 5424 votes 2738

[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
2462 Current Rating: 2462 + 2571 = 5033 votesCurrent Rating: 2462 + 2571 = 5033 votes 2571

[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
2181 Current Rating: 2181 + 2253 = 4434 votesCurrent Rating: 2181 + 2253 = 4434 votes 2253

[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
2639 Current Rating: 2639 + 2652 = 5291 votesCurrent Rating: 2639 + 2652 = 5291 votes 2652

[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
2567 Current Rating: 2567 + 2608 = 5175 votesCurrent Rating: 2567 + 2608 = 5175 votes 2608


Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
2724 Current Rating: 2724 + 2801 = 5525 votesCurrent Rating: 2724 + 2801 = 5525 votes 2801

[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
2767 Current Rating: 2767 + 2857 = 5624 votesCurrent Rating: 2767 + 2857 = 5624 votes 2857

[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
2624 Current Rating: 2624 + 2727 = 5351 votesCurrent Rating: 2624 + 2727 = 5351 votes 2727

[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
2481 Current Rating: 2481 + 2522 = 5003 votesCurrent Rating: 2481 + 2522 = 5003 votes 2522

[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
2653 Current Rating: 2653 + 2704 = 5357 votesCurrent Rating: 2653 + 2704 = 5357 votes 2704

[1669] 12: It s getting late
2207 Current Rating: 2207 + 2237 = 4444 votesCurrent Rating: 2207 + 2237 = 4444 votes 2237

[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
2594 Current Rating: 2594 + 2950 = 5544 votesCurrent Rating: 2594 + 2950 = 5544 votes 2950

[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
2697 Current Rating: 2697 + 2744 = 5441 votesCurrent Rating: 2697 + 2744 = 5441 votes 2744


Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
2802 Current Rating: 2802 + 2906 = 5708 votesCurrent Rating: 2802 + 2906 = 5708 votes 2906

[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
2659 Current Rating: 2659 + 2779 = 5438 votesCurrent Rating: 2659 + 2779 = 5438 votes 2779

[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
3746 Current Rating: 3746 + 3750 = 7496 votesCurrent Rating: 3746 + 3750 = 7496 votes 3750

[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
2622 Current Rating: 2622 + 2704 = 5326 votesCurrent Rating: 2622 + 2704 = 5326 votes 2704

[1662] 14: I d like a double
2781 Current Rating: 2781 + 2823 = 5604 votesCurrent Rating: 2781 + 2823 = 5604 votes 2823

[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
2674 Current Rating: 2674 + 3021 = 5695 votesCurrent Rating: 2674 + 3021 = 5695 votes 3021

[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
2303 Current Rating: 2303 + 2327 = 4630 votesCurrent Rating: 2303 + 2327 = 4630 votes 2327

[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
2643 Current Rating: 2643 + 2717 = 5360 votesCurrent Rating: 2643 + 2717 = 5360 votes 2717


Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
2664 Current Rating: 2664 + 2713 = 5377 votesCurrent Rating: 2664 + 2713 = 5377 votes 2713

[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
3775 Current Rating: 3775 + 3953 = 7728 votesCurrent Rating: 3775 + 3953 = 7728 votes 3953

[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
2511 Current Rating: 2511 + 2880 = 5391 votesCurrent Rating: 2511 + 2880 = 5391 votes 2880

[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
2696 Current Rating: 2696 + 2758 = 5454 votesCurrent Rating: 2696 + 2758 = 5454 votes 2758

[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
2858 Current Rating: 2858 + 2939 = 5797 votesCurrent Rating: 2858 + 2939 = 5797 votes 2939

[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
2832 Current Rating: 2832 + 2886 = 5718 votesCurrent Rating: 2832 + 2886 = 5718 votes 2886

[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
2563 Current Rating: 2563 + 2981 = 5544 votesCurrent Rating: 2563 + 2981 = 5544 votes 2981

[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
2856 Current Rating: 2856 + 2897 = 5753 votesCurrent Rating: 2856 + 2897 = 5753 votes 2897

[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
2679 Current Rating: 2679 + 2739 = 5418 votesCurrent Rating: 2679 + 2739 = 5418 votes 2739


Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
2830 Current Rating: 2830 + 2910 = 5740 votesCurrent Rating: 2830 + 2910 = 5740 votes 2910

[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
2877 Current Rating: 2877 + 2980 = 5857 votesCurrent Rating: 2877 + 2980 = 5857 votes 2980

[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
2848 Current Rating: 2848 + 2913 = 5761 votesCurrent Rating: 2848 + 2913 = 5761 votes 2913

[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
2967 Current Rating: 2967 + 3022 = 5989 votesCurrent Rating: 2967 + 3022 = 5989 votes 3022

[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
3450 Current Rating: 3450 + 3523 = 6973 votesCurrent Rating: 3450 + 3523 = 6973 votes 3523

[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
3260 Current Rating: 3260 + 3332 = 6592 votesCurrent Rating: 3260 + 3332 = 6592 votes 3332

[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
3067 Current Rating: 3067 + 3113 = 6180 votesCurrent Rating: 3067 + 3113 = 6180 votes 3113


Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
3015 Current Rating: 3015 + 3103 = 6118 votesCurrent Rating: 3015 + 3103 = 6118 votes 3103

[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
2855 Current Rating: 2855 + 2938 = 5793 votesCurrent Rating: 2855 + 2938 = 5793 votes 2938

[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
3436 Current Rating: 3436 + 3565 = 7001 votesCurrent Rating: 3436 + 3565 = 7001 votes 3565

[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
3074 Current Rating: 3074 + 3168 = 6242 votesCurrent Rating: 3074 + 3168 = 6242 votes 3168

[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
3591 Current Rating: 3591 + 3624 = 7215 votesCurrent Rating: 3591 + 3624 = 7215 votes 3624

[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
2961 Current Rating: 2961 + 3047 = 6008 votesCurrent Rating: 2961 + 3047 = 6008 votes 3047

[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
2769 Current Rating: 2769 + 2944 = 5713 votesCurrent Rating: 2769 + 2944 = 5713 votes 2944

[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
3113 Current Rating: 3113 + 3240 = 6353 votesCurrent Rating: 3113 + 3240 = 6353 votes 3240


May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
3125 Current Rating: 3125 + 3172 = 6297 votesCurrent Rating: 3125 + 3172 = 6297 votes 3172

[1633] 25: What are you watching?
3515 Current Rating: 3515 + 3590 = 7105 votesCurrent Rating: 3515 + 3590 = 7105 votes 3590

[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
2968 Current Rating: 2968 + 3029 = 5997 votesCurrent Rating: 2968 + 3029 = 5997 votes 3029

[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
3282 Current Rating: 3282 + 3345 = 6627 votesCurrent Rating: 3282 + 3345 = 6627 votes 3345

[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
3734 Current Rating: 3734 + 3781 = 7515 votesCurrent Rating: 3734 + 3781 = 7515 votes 3781

[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
3450 Current Rating: 3450 + 3557 = 7007 votesCurrent Rating: 3450 + 3557 = 7007 votes 3557

[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
3954 Current Rating: 3954 + 4005 = 7959 votesCurrent Rating: 3954 + 4005 = 7959 votes 4005

[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
3588 Current Rating: 3588 + 3709 = 7297 votesCurrent Rating: 3588 + 3709 = 7297 votes 3709


Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
2985 Current Rating: 2985 + 3059 = 6044 votesCurrent Rating: 2985 + 3059 = 6044 votes 3059

[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
4357 Current Rating: 4357 + 6508 = 10865 votesCurrent Rating: 4357 + 6508 = 10865 votes 6508

[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
3805 Current Rating: 3805 + 5744 = 9549 votesCurrent Rating: 3805 + 5744 = 9549 votes 5744

[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
4546 Current Rating: 4546 + 6734 = 11280 votesCurrent Rating: 4546 + 6734 = 11280 votes 6734

[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
3407 Current Rating: 3407 + 3477 = 6884 votesCurrent Rating: 3407 + 3477 = 6884 votes 3477

[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
3525 Current Rating: 3525 + 3613 = 7138 votesCurrent Rating: 3525 + 3613 = 7138 votes 3613

[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
3689 Current Rating: 3689 + 3746 = 7435 votesCurrent Rating: 3689 + 3746 = 7435 votes 3746

[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
2723 Current Rating: 2723 + 2810 = 5533 votesCurrent Rating: 2723 + 2810 = 5533 votes 2810


Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
4904 Current Rating: 4904 + 4950 = 9854 votesCurrent Rating: 4904 + 4950 = 9854 votes 4950

[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
3490 Current Rating: 3490 + 3566 = 7056 votesCurrent Rating: 3490 + 3566 = 7056 votes 3566

[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
3190 Current Rating: 3190 + 3262 = 6452 votesCurrent Rating: 3190 + 3262 = 6452 votes 3262

[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
3486 Current Rating: 3486 + 3547 = 7033 votesCurrent Rating: 3486 + 3547 = 7033 votes 3547

[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
3018 Current Rating: 3018 + 3116 = 6134 votesCurrent Rating: 3018 + 3116 = 6134 votes 3116

[1613] 9: Drinks on me
3513 Current Rating: 3513 + 3629 = 7142 votesCurrent Rating: 3513 + 3629 = 7142 votes 3629

[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
3578 Current Rating: 3578 + 3682 = 7260 votesCurrent Rating: 3578 + 3682 = 7260 votes 3682


Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
3517 Current Rating: 3517 + 3586 = 7103 votesCurrent Rating: 3517 + 3586 = 7103 votes 3586

[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
3340 Current Rating: 3340 + 3545 = 6885 votesCurrent Rating: 3340 + 3545 = 6885 votes 3545

[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
3198 Current Rating: 3198 + 3239 = 6437 votesCurrent Rating: 3198 + 3239 = 6437 votes 3239

[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
3745 Current Rating: 3745 + 3803 = 7548 votesCurrent Rating: 3745 + 3803 = 7548 votes 3803

[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
3775 Current Rating: 3775 + 3877 = 7652 votesCurrent Rating: 3775 + 3877 = 7652 votes 3877

[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
3263 Current Rating: 3263 + 3359 = 6622 votesCurrent Rating: 3263 + 3359 = 6622 votes 3359

[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
3813 Current Rating: 3813 + 3875 = 7688 votesCurrent Rating: 3813 + 3875 = 7688 votes 3875


Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
3521 Current Rating: 3521 + 3570 = 7091 votesCurrent Rating: 3521 + 3570 = 7091 votes 3570

[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
3816 Current Rating: 3816 + 3853 = 7669 votesCurrent Rating: 3816 + 3853 = 7669 votes 3853

[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
3812 Current Rating: 3812 + 5603 = 9415 votesCurrent Rating: 3812 + 5603 = 9415 votes 5603

[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
3752 Current Rating: 3752 + 3875 = 7627 votesCurrent Rating: 3752 + 3875 = 7627 votes 3875

[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
3952 Current Rating: 3952 + 4015 = 7967 votesCurrent Rating: 3952 + 4015 = 7967 votes 4015

[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
3499 Current Rating: 3499 + 3584 = 7083 votesCurrent Rating: 3499 + 3584 = 7083 votes 3584

[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
2660 Current Rating: 2660 + 2709 = 5369 votesCurrent Rating: 2660 + 2709 = 5369 votes 2709






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