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Dec 2018
[1687] 19: Once again we see the insanity of the modern world
15016 Current Rating: 15016 + 15282 = 30298 votesCurrent Rating: 15016 + 15282 = 30298 votes 15282

[1686] 14: I hate the world we live in
6254 Current Rating: 6254 + 6296 = 12550 votesCurrent Rating: 6254 + 6296 = 12550 votes 6296

[1685] 11: I ve broken the world record
5830 Current Rating: 5830 + 5840 = 11670 votesCurrent Rating: 5830 + 5840 = 11670 votes 5840

[1684] 7: I ve had enough
5847 Current Rating: 5847 + 6373 = 12220 votesCurrent Rating: 5847 + 6373 = 12220 votes 6373

[1683] 4: How about one more game
7347 Current Rating: 7347 + 7085 = 14432 votesCurrent Rating: 7347 + 7085 = 14432 votes 7085


Nov 2018
[1682] 30: What are you reading?
5642 Current Rating: 5642 + 5546 = 11188 votesCurrent Rating: 5642 + 5546 = 11188 votes 5546

[1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it
5881 Current Rating: 5881 + 5912 = 11793 votesCurrent Rating: 5881 + 5912 = 11793 votes 5912

[1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument
6812 Current Rating: 6812 + 6796 = 13608 votesCurrent Rating: 6812 + 6796 = 13608 votes 6796

[1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night
6085 Current Rating: 6085 + 6082 = 12167 votesCurrent Rating: 6085 + 6082 = 12167 votes 6082

[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
6030 Current Rating: 6030 + 6050 = 12080 votesCurrent Rating: 6030 + 6050 = 12080 votes 6050

[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
5463 Current Rating: 5463 + 5437 = 10900 votesCurrent Rating: 5463 + 5437 = 10900 votes 5437

[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
6521 Current Rating: 6521 + 6450 = 12971 votesCurrent Rating: 6521 + 6450 = 12971 votes 6450

[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
5601 Current Rating: 5601 + 5722 = 11323 votesCurrent Rating: 5601 + 5722 = 11323 votes 5722


Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
6778 Current Rating: 6778 + 6928 = 13706 votesCurrent Rating: 6778 + 6928 = 13706 votes 6928

[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
6442 Current Rating: 6442 + 6460 = 12902 votesCurrent Rating: 6442 + 6460 = 12902 votes 6460

[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
6541 Current Rating: 6541 + 6602 = 13143 votesCurrent Rating: 6541 + 6602 = 13143 votes 6602

[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
5719 Current Rating: 5719 + 5666 = 11385 votesCurrent Rating: 5719 + 5666 = 11385 votes 5666

[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
6219 Current Rating: 6219 + 6202 = 12421 votesCurrent Rating: 6219 + 6202 = 12421 votes 6202

[1669] 12: It s getting late
5268 Current Rating: 5268 + 5177 = 10445 votesCurrent Rating: 5268 + 5177 = 10445 votes 5177

[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
8496 Current Rating: 8496 + 8927 = 17423 votesCurrent Rating: 8496 + 8927 = 17423 votes 8927

[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
7653 Current Rating: 7653 + 7839 = 15492 votesCurrent Rating: 7653 + 7839 = 15492 votes 7839


Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
6645 Current Rating: 6645 + 6831 = 13476 votesCurrent Rating: 6645 + 6831 = 13476 votes 6831

[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
6016 Current Rating: 6016 + 6120 = 12136 votesCurrent Rating: 6016 + 6120 = 12136 votes 6120

[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
7067 Current Rating: 7067 + 7101 = 14168 votesCurrent Rating: 7067 + 7101 = 14168 votes 7101

[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
6051 Current Rating: 6051 + 5973 = 12024 votesCurrent Rating: 6051 + 5973 = 12024 votes 5973

[1662] 14: I d like a double
6784 Current Rating: 6784 + 6829 = 13613 votesCurrent Rating: 6784 + 6829 = 13613 votes 6829

[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
6118 Current Rating: 6118 + 6482 = 12600 votesCurrent Rating: 6118 + 6482 = 12600 votes 6482

[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
6542 Current Rating: 6542 + 6582 = 13124 votesCurrent Rating: 6542 + 6582 = 13124 votes 6582

[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
5978 Current Rating: 5978 + 5957 = 11935 votesCurrent Rating: 5978 + 5957 = 11935 votes 5957


Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
6348 Current Rating: 6348 + 6402 = 12750 votesCurrent Rating: 6348 + 6402 = 12750 votes 6402

[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
12351 Current Rating: 12351 + 12123 = 24474 votesCurrent Rating: 12351 + 12123 = 24474 votes 12123

[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
5765 Current Rating: 5765 + 6138 = 11903 votesCurrent Rating: 5765 + 6138 = 11903 votes 6138

[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
6258 Current Rating: 6258 + 6268 = 12526 votesCurrent Rating: 6258 + 6268 = 12526 votes 6268

[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
6680 Current Rating: 6680 + 6610 = 13290 votesCurrent Rating: 6680 + 6610 = 13290 votes 6610

[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
6495 Current Rating: 6495 + 6581 = 13076 votesCurrent Rating: 6495 + 6581 = 13076 votes 6581

[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
7803 Current Rating: 7803 + 8255 = 16058 votesCurrent Rating: 7803 + 8255 = 16058 votes 8255

[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
7546 Current Rating: 7546 + 7574 = 15120 votesCurrent Rating: 7546 + 7574 = 15120 votes 7574

[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
6437 Current Rating: 6437 + 6373 = 12810 votesCurrent Rating: 6437 + 6373 = 12810 votes 6373


Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
6717 Current Rating: 6717 + 6750 = 13467 votesCurrent Rating: 6717 + 6750 = 13467 votes 6750

[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
6787 Current Rating: 6787 + 6913 = 13700 votesCurrent Rating: 6787 + 6913 = 13700 votes 6913

[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
6756 Current Rating: 6756 + 6785 = 13541 votesCurrent Rating: 6756 + 6785 = 13541 votes 6785

[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
6075 Current Rating: 6075 + 6033 = 12108 votesCurrent Rating: 6075 + 6033 = 12108 votes 6033

[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
7107 Current Rating: 7107 + 7218 = 14325 votesCurrent Rating: 7107 + 7218 = 14325 votes 7218

[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
7937 Current Rating: 7937 + 7966 = 15903 votesCurrent Rating: 7937 + 7966 = 15903 votes 7966

[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
6925 Current Rating: 6925 + 7045 = 13970 votesCurrent Rating: 6925 + 7045 = 13970 votes 7045


Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
7074 Current Rating: 7074 + 7114 = 14188 votesCurrent Rating: 7074 + 7114 = 14188 votes 7114

[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
6806 Current Rating: 6806 + 6785 = 13591 votesCurrent Rating: 6806 + 6785 = 13591 votes 6785

[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
7253 Current Rating: 7253 + 7482 = 14735 votesCurrent Rating: 7253 + 7482 = 14735 votes 7482

[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
7333 Current Rating: 7333 + 7394 = 14727 votesCurrent Rating: 7333 + 7394 = 14727 votes 7394

[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
7487 Current Rating: 7487 + 7455 = 14942 votesCurrent Rating: 7487 + 7455 = 14942 votes 7455

[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
7818 Current Rating: 7818 + 8012 = 15830 votesCurrent Rating: 7818 + 8012 = 15830 votes 8012

[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
8193 Current Rating: 8193 + 8161 = 16354 votesCurrent Rating: 8193 + 8161 = 16354 votes 8161

[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
8294 Current Rating: 8294 + 8326 = 16620 votesCurrent Rating: 8294 + 8326 = 16620 votes 8326


May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
6832 Current Rating: 6832 + 6861 = 13693 votesCurrent Rating: 6832 + 6861 = 13693 votes 6861

[1633] 25: What are you watching?
7055 Current Rating: 7055 + 7069 = 14124 votesCurrent Rating: 7055 + 7069 = 14124 votes 7069

[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
6531 Current Rating: 6531 + 6491 = 13022 votesCurrent Rating: 6531 + 6491 = 13022 votes 6491

[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
6652 Current Rating: 6652 + 6643 = 13295 votesCurrent Rating: 6652 + 6643 = 13295 votes 6643

[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
8532 Current Rating: 8532 + 8771 = 17303 votesCurrent Rating: 8532 + 8771 = 17303 votes 8771

[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
8107 Current Rating: 8107 + 8084 = 16191 votesCurrent Rating: 8107 + 8084 = 16191 votes 8084

[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
7054 Current Rating: 7054 + 7069 = 14123 votesCurrent Rating: 7054 + 7069 = 14123 votes 7069

[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
7403 Current Rating: 7403 + 7567 = 14970 votesCurrent Rating: 7403 + 7567 = 14970 votes 7567


Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
6791 Current Rating: 6791 + 6820 = 13611 votesCurrent Rating: 6791 + 6820 = 13611 votes 6820

[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
7823 Current Rating: 7823 + 9831 = 17654 votesCurrent Rating: 7823 + 9831 = 17654 votes 9831

[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
7747 Current Rating: 7747 + 9621 = 17368 votesCurrent Rating: 7747 + 9621 = 17368 votes 9621

[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
9433 Current Rating: 9433 + 11539 = 20972 votesCurrent Rating: 9433 + 11539 = 20972 votes 11539

[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
8723 Current Rating: 8723 + 8747 = 17470 votesCurrent Rating: 8723 + 8747 = 17470 votes 8747

[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
7372 Current Rating: 7372 + 7546 = 14918 votesCurrent Rating: 7372 + 7546 = 14918 votes 7546

[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
7207 Current Rating: 7207 + 7172 = 14379 votesCurrent Rating: 7207 + 7172 = 14379 votes 7172

[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
5669 Current Rating: 5669 + 5690 = 11359 votesCurrent Rating: 5669 + 5690 = 11359 votes 5690


Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
8086 Current Rating: 8086 + 8186 = 16272 votesCurrent Rating: 8086 + 8186 = 16272 votes 8186

[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
8804 Current Rating: 8804 + 8897 = 17701 votesCurrent Rating: 8804 + 8897 = 17701 votes 8897

[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
7088 Current Rating: 7088 + 7018 = 14106 votesCurrent Rating: 7088 + 7018 = 14106 votes 7018

[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
8137 Current Rating: 8137 + 8157 = 16294 votesCurrent Rating: 8137 + 8157 = 16294 votes 8157

[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
9122 Current Rating: 9122 + 9331 = 18453 votesCurrent Rating: 9122 + 9331 = 18453 votes 9331

[1613] 9: Drinks on me
7609 Current Rating: 7609 + 7709 = 15318 votesCurrent Rating: 7609 + 7709 = 15318 votes 7709

[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
7100 Current Rating: 7100 + 7115 = 14215 votesCurrent Rating: 7100 + 7115 = 14215 votes 7115


Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
7219 Current Rating: 7219 + 7254 = 14473 votesCurrent Rating: 7219 + 7254 = 14473 votes 7254

[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
6648 Current Rating: 6648 + 6885 = 13533 votesCurrent Rating: 6648 + 6885 = 13533 votes 6885

[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
6344 Current Rating: 6344 + 6384 = 12728 votesCurrent Rating: 6344 + 6384 = 12728 votes 6384

[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
7346 Current Rating: 7346 + 7434 = 14780 votesCurrent Rating: 7346 + 7434 = 14780 votes 7434

[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
7974 Current Rating: 7974 + 8042 = 16016 votesCurrent Rating: 7974 + 8042 = 16016 votes 8042

[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
6662 Current Rating: 6662 + 6755 = 13417 votesCurrent Rating: 6662 + 6755 = 13417 votes 6755

[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
8236 Current Rating: 8236 + 8222 = 16458 votesCurrent Rating: 8236 + 8222 = 16458 votes 8222


Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
8715 Current Rating: 8715 + 8764 = 17479 votesCurrent Rating: 8715 + 8764 = 17479 votes 8764

[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
19600 Current Rating: 19600 + 18483 = 38083 votesCurrent Rating: 19600 + 18483 = 38083 votes 18483

[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
19741 Current Rating: 19741 + 17773 = 37514 votesCurrent Rating: 19741 + 17773 = 37514 votes 17773

[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
7252 Current Rating: 7252 + 7353 = 14605 votesCurrent Rating: 7252 + 7353 = 14605 votes 7353

[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
10341 Current Rating: 10341 + 10283 = 20624 votesCurrent Rating: 10341 + 10283 = 20624 votes 10283

[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
8567 Current Rating: 8567 + 8805 = 17372 votesCurrent Rating: 8567 + 8805 = 17372 votes 8805

[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
6435 Current Rating: 6435 + 6452 = 12887 votesCurrent Rating: 6435 + 6452 = 12887 votes 6452






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