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Dec 2018
[1687] 19: Once again we see the insanity of the modern world
28286 Current Rating: 28286 + 28430 = 56716 votesCurrent Rating: 28286 + 28430 = 56716 votes 28430

[1686] 14: I hate the world we live in
7231 Current Rating: 7231 + 7296 = 14527 votesCurrent Rating: 7231 + 7296 = 14527 votes 7296

[1685] 11: I ve broken the world record
6673 Current Rating: 6673 + 6652 = 13325 votesCurrent Rating: 6673 + 6652 = 13325 votes 6652

[1684] 7: I ve had enough
6568 Current Rating: 6568 + 7166 = 13734 votesCurrent Rating: 6568 + 7166 = 13734 votes 7166

[1683] 4: How about one more game
14089 Current Rating: 14089 + 13787 = 27876 votesCurrent Rating: 14089 + 13787 = 27876 votes 13787


Nov 2018
[1682] 30: What are you reading?
6490 Current Rating: 6490 + 6356 = 12846 votesCurrent Rating: 6490 + 6356 = 12846 votes 6356

[1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it
6570 Current Rating: 6570 + 6619 = 13189 votesCurrent Rating: 6570 + 6619 = 13189 votes 6619

[1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument
7617 Current Rating: 7617 + 7592 = 15209 votesCurrent Rating: 7617 + 7592 = 15209 votes 7592

[1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night
6854 Current Rating: 6854 + 6819 = 13673 votesCurrent Rating: 6854 + 6819 = 13673 votes 6819

[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
6981 Current Rating: 6981 + 6894 = 13875 votesCurrent Rating: 6981 + 6894 = 13875 votes 6894

[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
6519 Current Rating: 6519 + 6254 = 12773 votesCurrent Rating: 6519 + 6254 = 12773 votes 6254

[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
7754 Current Rating: 7754 + 7437 = 15191 votesCurrent Rating: 7754 + 7437 = 15191 votes 7437

[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
6844 Current Rating: 6844 + 6410 = 13254 votesCurrent Rating: 6844 + 6410 = 13254 votes 6410


Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
9126 Current Rating: 9126 + 8177 = 17303 votesCurrent Rating: 9126 + 8177 = 17303 votes 8177

[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
9071 Current Rating: 9071 + 7376 = 16447 votesCurrent Rating: 9071 + 7376 = 16447 votes 7376

[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
8728 Current Rating: 8728 + 7707 = 16435 votesCurrent Rating: 8728 + 7707 = 16435 votes 7707

[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
7062 Current Rating: 7062 + 6459 = 13521 votesCurrent Rating: 7062 + 6459 = 13521 votes 6459

[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
7462 Current Rating: 7462 + 7069 = 14531 votesCurrent Rating: 7462 + 7069 = 14531 votes 7069

[1669] 12: It s getting late
6211 Current Rating: 6211 + 6043 = 12254 votesCurrent Rating: 6211 + 6043 = 12254 votes 6043

[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
11224 Current Rating: 11224 + 11680 = 22904 votesCurrent Rating: 11224 + 11680 = 22904 votes 11680

[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
9176 Current Rating: 9176 + 9369 = 18545 votesCurrent Rating: 9176 + 9369 = 18545 votes 9369


Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
7802 Current Rating: 7802 + 7997 = 15799 votesCurrent Rating: 7802 + 7997 = 15799 votes 7997

[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
6746 Current Rating: 6746 + 6868 = 13614 votesCurrent Rating: 6746 + 6868 = 13614 votes 6868

[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
7717 Current Rating: 7717 + 7753 = 15470 votesCurrent Rating: 7717 + 7753 = 15470 votes 7753

[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
7167 Current Rating: 7167 + 7024 = 14191 votesCurrent Rating: 7167 + 7024 = 14191 votes 7024

[1662] 14: I d like a double
8550 Current Rating: 8550 + 8556 = 17106 votesCurrent Rating: 8550 + 8556 = 17106 votes 8556

[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
7140 Current Rating: 7140 + 7493 = 14633 votesCurrent Rating: 7140 + 7493 = 14633 votes 7493

[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
7643 Current Rating: 7643 + 7568 = 15211 votesCurrent Rating: 7643 + 7568 = 15211 votes 7568

[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
6832 Current Rating: 6832 + 6815 = 13647 votesCurrent Rating: 6832 + 6815 = 13647 votes 6815


Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
7182 Current Rating: 7182 + 7267 = 14449 votesCurrent Rating: 7182 + 7267 = 14449 votes 7267

[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
13673 Current Rating: 13673 + 13288 = 26961 votesCurrent Rating: 13673 + 13288 = 26961 votes 13288

[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
7389 Current Rating: 7389 + 7579 = 14968 votesCurrent Rating: 7389 + 7579 = 14968 votes 7579

[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
7158 Current Rating: 7158 + 7094 = 14252 votesCurrent Rating: 7158 + 7094 = 14252 votes 7094

[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
8135 Current Rating: 8135 + 7761 = 15896 votesCurrent Rating: 8135 + 7761 = 15896 votes 7761

[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
7941 Current Rating: 7941 + 7707 = 15648 votesCurrent Rating: 7941 + 7707 = 15648 votes 7707

[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
10189 Current Rating: 10189 + 9891 = 20080 votesCurrent Rating: 10189 + 9891 = 20080 votes 9891

[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
11434 Current Rating: 11434 + 9243 = 20677 votesCurrent Rating: 11434 + 9243 = 20677 votes 9243

[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
8518 Current Rating: 8518 + 7365 = 15883 votesCurrent Rating: 8518 + 7365 = 15883 votes 7365


Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
9726 Current Rating: 9726 + 7912 = 17638 votesCurrent Rating: 9726 + 7912 = 17638 votes 7912

[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
7769 Current Rating: 7769 + 7855 = 15624 votesCurrent Rating: 7769 + 7855 = 15624 votes 7855

[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
8409 Current Rating: 8409 + 8351 = 16760 votesCurrent Rating: 8409 + 8351 = 16760 votes 8351

[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
7216 Current Rating: 7216 + 7186 = 14402 votesCurrent Rating: 7216 + 7186 = 14402 votes 7186

[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
15266 Current Rating: 15266 + 23984 = 39250 votesCurrent Rating: 15266 + 23984 = 39250 votes 23984

[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
9118 Current Rating: 9118 + 9102 = 18220 votesCurrent Rating: 9118 + 9102 = 18220 votes 9102

[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
8095 Current Rating: 8095 + 8229 = 16324 votesCurrent Rating: 8095 + 8229 = 16324 votes 8229


Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
8082 Current Rating: 8082 + 8184 = 16266 votesCurrent Rating: 8082 + 8184 = 16266 votes 8184

[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
10201 Current Rating: 10201 + 8157 = 18358 votesCurrent Rating: 10201 + 8157 = 18358 votes 8157

[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
8127 Current Rating: 8127 + 8364 = 16491 votesCurrent Rating: 8127 + 8364 = 16491 votes 8364

[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
9384 Current Rating: 9384 + 9273 = 18657 votesCurrent Rating: 9384 + 9273 = 18657 votes 9273

[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
10054 Current Rating: 10054 + 9660 = 19714 votesCurrent Rating: 10054 + 9660 = 19714 votes 9660

[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
10590 Current Rating: 10590 + 10336 = 20926 votesCurrent Rating: 10590 + 10336 = 20926 votes 10336

[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
11451 Current Rating: 11451 + 10185 = 21636 votesCurrent Rating: 11451 + 10185 = 21636 votes 10185

[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
13330 Current Rating: 13330 + 11723 = 25053 votesCurrent Rating: 13330 + 11723 = 25053 votes 11723


May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
10105 Current Rating: 10105 + 8064 = 18169 votesCurrent Rating: 10105 + 8064 = 18169 votes 8064

[1633] 25: What are you watching?
9200 Current Rating: 9200 + 8101 = 17301 votesCurrent Rating: 9200 + 8101 = 17301 votes 8101

[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
8173 Current Rating: 8173 + 7615 = 15788 votesCurrent Rating: 8173 + 7615 = 15788 votes 7615

[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
7937 Current Rating: 7937 + 7489 = 15426 votesCurrent Rating: 7937 + 7489 = 15426 votes 7489

[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
13225 Current Rating: 13225 + 13251 = 26476 votesCurrent Rating: 13225 + 13251 = 26476 votes 13251

[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
9241 Current Rating: 9241 + 9208 = 18449 votesCurrent Rating: 9241 + 9208 = 18449 votes 9208

[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
8000 Current Rating: 8000 + 8053 = 16053 votesCurrent Rating: 8000 + 8053 = 16053 votes 8053

[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
8645 Current Rating: 8645 + 8790 = 17435 votesCurrent Rating: 8645 + 8790 = 17435 votes 8790


Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
8361 Current Rating: 8361 + 8287 = 16648 votesCurrent Rating: 8361 + 8287 = 16648 votes 8287

[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
12804 Current Rating: 12804 + 10780 = 23584 votesCurrent Rating: 12804 + 10780 = 23584 votes 10780

[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
12000 Current Rating: 12000 + 12031 = 24031 votesCurrent Rating: 12000 + 12031 = 24031 votes 12031

[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
11609 Current Rating: 11609 + 12762 = 24371 votesCurrent Rating: 11609 + 12762 = 24371 votes 12762

[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
12370 Current Rating: 12370 + 11727 = 24097 votesCurrent Rating: 12370 + 11727 = 24097 votes 11727

[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
8955 Current Rating: 8955 + 8916 = 17871 votesCurrent Rating: 8955 + 8916 = 17871 votes 8916

[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
8546 Current Rating: 8546 + 8365 = 16911 votesCurrent Rating: 8546 + 8365 = 16911 votes 8365

[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
6524 Current Rating: 6524 + 6529 = 13053 votesCurrent Rating: 6524 + 6529 = 13053 votes 6529


Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
8952 Current Rating: 8952 + 9080 = 18032 votesCurrent Rating: 8952 + 9080 = 18032 votes 9080

[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
10419 Current Rating: 10419 + 10364 = 20783 votesCurrent Rating: 10419 + 10364 = 20783 votes 10364

[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
8143 Current Rating: 8143 + 8049 = 16192 votesCurrent Rating: 8143 + 8049 = 16192 votes 8049

[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
12122 Current Rating: 12122 + 10001 = 22123 votesCurrent Rating: 12122 + 10001 = 22123 votes 10001

[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
12756 Current Rating: 12756 + 11884 = 24640 votesCurrent Rating: 12756 + 11884 = 24640 votes 11884

[1613] 9: Drinks on me
10972 Current Rating: 10972 + 10475 = 21447 votesCurrent Rating: 10972 + 10475 = 21447 votes 10475

[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
8763 Current Rating: 8763 + 8522 = 17285 votesCurrent Rating: 8763 + 8522 = 17285 votes 8522


Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
8473 Current Rating: 8473 + 8381 = 16854 votesCurrent Rating: 8473 + 8381 = 16854 votes 8381

[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
7904 Current Rating: 7904 + 8136 = 16040 votesCurrent Rating: 7904 + 8136 = 16040 votes 8136

[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
7162 Current Rating: 7162 + 7209 = 14371 votesCurrent Rating: 7162 + 7209 = 14371 votes 7209

[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
8402 Current Rating: 8402 + 8458 = 16860 votesCurrent Rating: 8402 + 8458 = 16860 votes 8458

[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
9294 Current Rating: 9294 + 9379 = 18673 votesCurrent Rating: 9294 + 9379 = 18673 votes 9379

[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
7780 Current Rating: 7780 + 7842 = 15622 votesCurrent Rating: 7780 + 7842 = 15622 votes 7842

[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
9407 Current Rating: 9407 + 9273 = 18680 votesCurrent Rating: 9407 + 9273 = 18680 votes 9273


Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
10703 Current Rating: 10703 + 10686 = 21389 votesCurrent Rating: 10703 + 10686 = 21389 votes 10686

[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
21119 Current Rating: 21119 + 19964 = 41083 votesCurrent Rating: 21119 + 19964 = 41083 votes 19964

[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
56493 Current Rating: 56493 + 55771 = 112264 votesCurrent Rating: 56493 + 55771 = 112264 votes 55771

[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
8526 Current Rating: 8526 + 8568 = 17094 votesCurrent Rating: 8526 + 8568 = 17094 votes 8568

[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
12453 Current Rating: 12453 + 12386 = 24839 votesCurrent Rating: 12453 + 12386 = 24839 votes 12386

[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
10417 Current Rating: 10417 + 10560 = 20977 votesCurrent Rating: 10417 + 10560 = 20977 votes 10560

[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
7720 Current Rating: 7720 + 7783 = 15503 votesCurrent Rating: 7720 + 7783 = 15503 votes 7783






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