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Dec 2010 [340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year! 18908   22844 [339] 17: I’ve been waiting at the baggage carousel 7895   8560 [338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking 14204   15074 [337] 13: How was your trip to the States? 3439   3019 [336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche 3964   3216 [335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel 3780   3120 [334] 8: One must not become attached to animals 3753   3044 [333] 7: I’m from the Red Cross 3673   2820 [332] 6: I’ve got a riddle for you 5010   4175 [331] 3: I know you’re a prostitute 3873   3116 [330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order? 5444   5055
| | Nov 2010 [329] 30: If that is all, it’ll be R650 please 4308   6267 [328] 29: What do you say to a woman 3479   2519 [327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God? 5931   5886 [326] 24: I’m so happy that we’re now engaged 4533   3808 [325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium 5128   4207 [324] 21: The new Faceless book 17368   17239 [323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend 4375   4043 [322] 15: I have a new chat up line 7765   7233 [321] 12: Can you spare me some change? 4199   3959 [320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow 3517   2717 [319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby 4518   3833 [318] 9: I`d like to return these 5880   5941 [317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn 3784   2999 [316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has “Hoover`s Disease” 3436   2487 [315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife 6487   5808 [314] 2: What should we do now 3677   2953 [313] 1: Thank goodness I’m out of the house 4547   3807
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| Oct 2010 [312] 28: My goldfish is sick 5568   5000 [311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny 4125   3332 [310] 25: I got caught masturbating 4349   4474 [309] 21: I feel horrible 5235   4438 [308] 20: Can I buy you a drink 5555   6655 [307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again 4050   3262 [306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons 3632   2856 [305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once 3965   3102 [304] 13: What are you doing? 4591   3854 [303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here 3619   2877 [302] 11: Check out my new digital camera 6372   6475 [301] 7: I’m from the church 4090   4304 [300] 6: Why are you crying? 4136   3476 [299] 5: I hate crushing pills up 4656   4041 [298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious 4530   6285 [297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers 4502   3566
| | Sep 2010 [296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job 3873   3135 [295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News 4666   4244 [294] 27: It`s my wife`s job 3441   3583 [293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box 3481   2685 [292] 22: I`m looking for my wife 3489   3200 [291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets 3633   3029 [290] 17: I’ve decided to dye my hair 4045   3138 [289] 16: You don’t seem at all satisfied 3440   2633 [288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday? 3714   3238 [287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty? 3680   3056 [286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer? 3455   2895 [285] 9: Why so sad? 3220   2684 [284] 8: It’s that part of your annual check-up 3718   3281 [283] 7: So what have you been up to lately? 3469   2807 [282] 6: How was the pub quiz? 3476   2803 [281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do? 4524   3591 [280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now 3262   2709
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| Aug 2010 [279] 31: Do you need a bag? 3510   2818 [278] 30: Would you like to make a donation 3511   2864 [277] 27: The divorce is now finalised 3662   2994 [276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl 3833   3285 [275] 25: What are you crying about? 3728   3007 [274] 24: I am the manager 3452   2801 [273] 23: Haven’t we met before? 3144   2448 [272] 20: Why are you so fat? 4002   3552 [271] 18: You’re like a box of chocolates 4190   3197 [270] 17: I can never win an argument 3153   2363 [269] 16: My parents are so fanatical 3929   3192 [268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir? 4114   3503 [267] 12: We’ve got a GHOST in our house! 3977   3497 [266] 11: I think it’s time I got married 3187   2519 [265] 10: I hear that guy’s a gynaecologist 3507   2876 [264] 5: I’m so glad it’s payday tomorrow 3476   2563 [263] 4: Happy birthday my boy 3162   2670 [262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please? 4066   3353
| | Jul 2010 [261] 30: My wife doesn’t understand me 3160   2484 [260] 29: Wait here 3759   3103 [259] 28: How do you always stay so happy? 3818   3104 [258] 27: What’s going on? 3691   3187 [257] 26: A real man is a woman 3701   3156 [256] 23: As my lawyer 4114   3314 [255] 22: Sex is the price 3478   5375 [254] 20: I’ve done something to add some spice 3654   2895 [253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health 3444   2763 [252] 16: I know you’re growing up 4730   6806 [251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV 5630   7692 [250] 14: Those look heavy 4870   4224 [249] 13: What would you like for dinner? 7649   9162 [248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat? 4068   4957 [247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay 3485   2611 [246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ... 3494   2762 [245] 7: Down in the dumps again? 4032   3348 [244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards? 4921   4271 [243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again 4194   3443 [242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby 3822   6419 [241] 1: Yesterday at granny’s funeral 4693   4010
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| Jun 2010 [240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF 4613   3760 [239] 29: I got into trouble again 3920   3215 [238] 28: You’re looking gorgeous 3862   2974 [237] 25: Would you like to try these 3191   2449 [236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong 3698   2989 [235] 23: My dog died last week 3665   2776 [234] 22: I’ve got a tough question to ask you 4028   3398 [233] 21: Hey, what’s new? 3679   4698 [232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me 3753   2978 [231] 17: Daddy, what’s between my mom’s legs? 3872   2949 [230] 15: I’m surprised to see you here 3633   3085 [229] 14: Why are you so cross? 3669   2931 [228] 10: You have to defend me 4845   4193 [227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please? 3683   2964 [226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong? 3690   3054 [225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana 3765   2991 [224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer 4191   6535 [223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife 5602   4650 [222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms? 4927   4629 [221] 1: I can`t wait to get home 4336   6150
| | May 2010 [220] 31: If you firmed your bum up 10329   11834 [219] 28: You’re very good at pulling the ladies 3861   3132 [218] 27: I need some cyanide please 4093   6105 [217] 26: There goes a funeral procession 3774   6490 [216] 25: I’m so tired of being hit on 4001   5748 [215] 24: If I die before you do? 4565   6437 [214] 21: What are you so angry about? 4233   4318 [213] 20: He’s asked me out, should I go? 2939   1990 [212] 19: My husband is impotent 3044   2325 [211] 18: We place all our emphasis 3740   3047 [210] 14: Can I buy you a drink? 3507   3044 [209] 13: Dad what is that thing between 4373   3575 [208] 12: Since we got married 3437   4387 [207] 11: We’ve both been given parts 5068   4364 [206] 10: Why are you crying? 6063   6456 [205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!! 4972   4558 [204] 5: What`s the matter? 3778   4803 [203] 4: We live in confusing times 6106   6693 [202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women 3833   3004
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| Apr 2010 [201] 30: For her birthday 3964   3408 [200] 29: I’m sick to death of people knocking 6434   6594 [199] 28: It’s time for the baby’s bath 7786   8142 [198] 23: Did you lose a parrot 5255   6277 [197] 22: We shagged four times last night 3698   4678 [196] 21: I’ve decided to get into shape 5657   4937 [195] 20: The oldest woman in the country 3459   2835 [194] 19: Will sit-ups help 4650   4732 [193] 16: You haven’t complimented me 4184   3361 [192] 15: I married a Miss Right 5187   8908 [191] 14: I know this is our first baby 4116   6001 [190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday 3720   3070 [189] 12: I’m from PC Support 4136   3168 [188] 9: I’m so glad that you 3147   2496 [187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum 3646   2932 [186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye? 3430   2677 [185] 6: Hi, I’m from IT Support 3652   3070
| | Mar 2010 [184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town 3474   2755 [183] 29: I had to promise my wife 4256   3652 [182] 26: Where do women mostly 3680   3013 [181] 25: So I hear you’ve changed 3511   2938 [180] 24: The good news is that 3726   2861 [179] 23: Do you know how men are 4249   3468 [178] 19: My doctor told me 3448   2678 [177] 18: As my lawyer 4565   6141 [176] 17: What do you get when you give 3642   3005 [175] 16: It’s my wedding anniversary 4119   3609 [174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from? 3718   2854 [173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me 4244   3281 [172] 11: I just broke up with a girl 3702   3067 [171] 10: Why did you have to die? 5034   6932 [170] 9: I just had another fight 4036   3241 [169] 8: What`s the big idea 3797   3481 [168] 5: You eat too much junk food 4249   3373 [167] 4: Do you know why 4238   3535 [166] 3: I bought you new underpants 5111   4189 [165] 2: I now have Olympic sex 4358   4322 [164] 1: I don’t understand my wife 3461   2795
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| Feb 2010 [163] 26: I love you 3115   2307 [162] 25: What? 4216   3528 [161] 24: I’ve met this wonderful girl 3939   3335 [160] 23: I’m looking for something to spice up 3009   2409 [159] 22: She’s pretty hot 3187   2306 [158] 19: You look well rested 3979   3217 [157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby 5263   4658 [156] 17: Can I buy you a drink? 4572   4025 [155] 16: Have a drink on me 3288   2522 [154] 15: Sex is like shaving 3459   2770 [153] 12: Babe, I would go to 3755   2955 [152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words 3650   3044 [151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce 4229   3457 [150] 9: I’m so tired of faking 3639   3144 [149] 8: I don’t know what to do 3848   3114 [148] 5: How was your Valentine’s Day? 3963   3552 [147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot 3671   2825 [146] 3: What do women and dog 3264   2640 [145] 2: You look happy 3210   2466 [144] 1: What`s the best thing 4470   3870
| | Jan 2010 [143] 29: You want to play magic? 3684   2997 [142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do 3733   2964 [141] 27: I haven’t seen you for a while 3244   2634 [140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels? 4515   3903 [139] 25: I hear you bought a new car 3765   3130 [138] 22: I love your forehead 3210   2647 [137] 21: I got banned 3799   3022 [136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please 3647   2936 [135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you? 3753   3173 [134] 15: What are you watching? 3792   3091 [133] 14: Doctor, I need help 3450   2570 [132] 13: I just want you to know 3092   2431 [131] 12: I just read that the female 3713   6503 [130] 11: What are you doing with my gun? 4050   3181
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