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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
23142 Current Rating: 23142 + 26544 = 49686 votesCurrent Rating: 23142 + 26544 = 49686 votes 26544

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
10987 Current Rating: 10987 + 12714 = 23701 votesCurrent Rating: 10987 + 12714 = 23701 votes 12714

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
19161 Current Rating: 19161 + 20173 = 39334 votesCurrent Rating: 19161 + 20173 = 39334 votes 20173

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
6485 Current Rating: 6485 + 6164 = 12649 votesCurrent Rating: 6485 + 6164 = 12649 votes 6164

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
7513 Current Rating: 7513 + 6719 = 14232 votesCurrent Rating: 7513 + 6719 = 14232 votes 6719

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
7375 Current Rating: 7375 + 6679 = 14054 votesCurrent Rating: 7375 + 6679 = 14054 votes 6679

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
7077 Current Rating: 7077 + 6287 = 13364 votesCurrent Rating: 7077 + 6287 = 13364 votes 6287

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
6795 Current Rating: 6795 + 5915 = 12710 votesCurrent Rating: 6795 + 5915 = 12710 votes 5915

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
11220 Current Rating: 11220 + 10357 = 21577 votesCurrent Rating: 11220 + 10357 = 21577 votes 10357

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
7632 Current Rating: 7632 + 6828 = 14460 votesCurrent Rating: 7632 + 6828 = 14460 votes 6828

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
9748 Current Rating: 9748 + 9412 = 19160 votesCurrent Rating: 9748 + 9412 = 19160 votes 9412


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
8043 Current Rating: 8043 + 10055 = 18098 votesCurrent Rating: 8043 + 10055 = 18098 votes 10055

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
6547 Current Rating: 6547 + 5725 = 12272 votesCurrent Rating: 6547 + 5725 = 12272 votes 5725

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
10492 Current Rating: 10492 + 14435 = 24927 votesCurrent Rating: 10492 + 14435 = 24927 votes 14435

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
9005 Current Rating: 9005 + 8269 = 17274 votesCurrent Rating: 9005 + 8269 = 17274 votes 8269

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
11974 Current Rating: 11974 + 11160 = 23134 votesCurrent Rating: 11974 + 11160 = 23134 votes 11160

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
21046 Current Rating: 21046 + 20872 = 41918 votesCurrent Rating: 21046 + 20872 = 41918 votes 20872

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
8210 Current Rating: 8210 + 7797 = 16007 votesCurrent Rating: 8210 + 7797 = 16007 votes 7797

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
10867 Current Rating: 10867 + 10898 = 21765 votesCurrent Rating: 10867 + 10898 = 21765 votes 10898

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
7972 Current Rating: 7972 + 7733 = 15705 votesCurrent Rating: 7972 + 7733 = 15705 votes 7733

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
7156 Current Rating: 7156 + 6219 = 13375 votesCurrent Rating: 7156 + 6219 = 13375 votes 6219

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
9020 Current Rating: 9020 + 8108 = 17128 votesCurrent Rating: 9020 + 8108 = 17128 votes 8108

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
8342 Current Rating: 8342 + 8258 = 16600 votesCurrent Rating: 8342 + 8258 = 16600 votes 8258

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
8149 Current Rating: 8149 + 7214 = 15363 votesCurrent Rating: 8149 + 7214 = 15363 votes 7214

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
6276 Current Rating: 6276 + 5260 = 11536 votesCurrent Rating: 6276 + 5260 = 11536 votes 5260

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
10092 Current Rating: 10092 + 9298 = 19390 votesCurrent Rating: 10092 + 9298 = 19390 votes 9298

[314] 2: What should we do now
6388 Current Rating: 6388 + 5526 = 11914 votesCurrent Rating: 6388 + 5526 = 11914 votes 5526

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
10594 Current Rating: 10594 + 9808 = 20402 votesCurrent Rating: 10594 + 9808 = 20402 votes 9808


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
74723 Current Rating: 74723 + 73674 = 148397 votesCurrent Rating: 74723 + 73674 = 148397 votes 73674

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
7413 Current Rating: 7413 + 6564 = 13977 votesCurrent Rating: 7413 + 6564 = 13977 votes 6564

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
7006 Current Rating: 7006 + 7022 = 14028 votesCurrent Rating: 7006 + 7022 = 14028 votes 7022

[309] 21: I feel horrible
10461 Current Rating: 10461 + 9674 = 20135 votesCurrent Rating: 10461 + 9674 = 20135 votes 9674

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
8802 Current Rating: 8802 + 9965 = 18767 votesCurrent Rating: 8802 + 9965 = 18767 votes 9965

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
7338 Current Rating: 7338 + 6498 = 13836 votesCurrent Rating: 7338 + 6498 = 13836 votes 6498

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
7252 Current Rating: 7252 + 6339 = 13591 votesCurrent Rating: 7252 + 6339 = 13591 votes 6339

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
7245 Current Rating: 7245 + 6343 = 13588 votesCurrent Rating: 7245 + 6343 = 13588 votes 6343

[304] 13: What are you doing?
8216 Current Rating: 8216 + 7401 = 15617 votesCurrent Rating: 8216 + 7401 = 15617 votes 7401

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
7447 Current Rating: 7447 + 6609 = 14056 votesCurrent Rating: 7447 + 6609 = 14056 votes 6609

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
9776 Current Rating: 9776 + 9961 = 19737 votesCurrent Rating: 9776 + 9961 = 19737 votes 9961

[301] 7: Iím from the church
7593 Current Rating: 7593 + 7931 = 15524 votesCurrent Rating: 7593 + 7931 = 15524 votes 7931

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
7766 Current Rating: 7766 + 6920 = 14686 votesCurrent Rating: 7766 + 6920 = 14686 votes 6920

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
8930 Current Rating: 8930 + 8385 = 17315 votesCurrent Rating: 8930 + 8385 = 17315 votes 8385

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
13082 Current Rating: 13082 + 14666 = 27748 votesCurrent Rating: 13082 + 14666 = 27748 votes 14666

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
8636 Current Rating: 8636 + 7562 = 16198 votesCurrent Rating: 8636 + 7562 = 16198 votes 7562


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
7358 Current Rating: 7358 + 6582 = 13940 votesCurrent Rating: 7358 + 6582 = 13940 votes 6582

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
8536 Current Rating: 8536 + 8184 = 16720 votesCurrent Rating: 8536 + 8184 = 16720 votes 8184

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
5982 Current Rating: 5982 + 6002 = 11984 votesCurrent Rating: 5982 + 6002 = 11984 votes 6002

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
6361 Current Rating: 6361 + 5480 = 11841 votesCurrent Rating: 6361 + 5480 = 11841 votes 5480

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
6168 Current Rating: 6168 + 5800 = 11968 votesCurrent Rating: 6168 + 5800 = 11968 votes 5800

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
6995 Current Rating: 6995 + 6349 = 13344 votesCurrent Rating: 6995 + 6349 = 13344 votes 6349

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
8268 Current Rating: 8268 + 7396 = 15664 votesCurrent Rating: 8268 + 7396 = 15664 votes 7396

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
6805 Current Rating: 6805 + 5909 = 12714 votesCurrent Rating: 6805 + 5909 = 12714 votes 5909

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
7656 Current Rating: 7656 + 7062 = 14718 votesCurrent Rating: 7656 + 7062 = 14718 votes 7062

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
7442 Current Rating: 7442 + 6871 = 14313 votesCurrent Rating: 7442 + 6871 = 14313 votes 6871

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
7547 Current Rating: 7547 + 6894 = 14441 votesCurrent Rating: 7547 + 6894 = 14441 votes 6894

[285] 9: Why so sad?
5972 Current Rating: 5972 + 5377 = 11349 votesCurrent Rating: 5972 + 5377 = 11349 votes 5377

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
7075 Current Rating: 7075 + 6700 = 13775 votesCurrent Rating: 7075 + 6700 = 13775 votes 6700

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
7143 Current Rating: 7143 + 6389 = 13532 votesCurrent Rating: 7143 + 6389 = 13532 votes 6389

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
6996 Current Rating: 6996 + 6284 = 13280 votesCurrent Rating: 6996 + 6284 = 13280 votes 6284

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
7877 Current Rating: 7877 + 6834 = 14711 votesCurrent Rating: 7877 + 6834 = 14711 votes 6834

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
6101 Current Rating: 6101 + 5460 = 11561 votesCurrent Rating: 6101 + 5460 = 11561 votes 5460


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
6926 Current Rating: 6926 + 6093 = 13019 votesCurrent Rating: 6926 + 6093 = 13019 votes 6093

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
7174 Current Rating: 7174 + 6475 = 13649 votesCurrent Rating: 7174 + 6475 = 13649 votes 6475

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
7481 Current Rating: 7481 + 6772 = 14253 votesCurrent Rating: 7481 + 6772 = 14253 votes 6772

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
8890 Current Rating: 8890 + 8417 = 17307 votesCurrent Rating: 8890 + 8417 = 17307 votes 8417

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
7131 Current Rating: 7131 + 6284 = 13415 votesCurrent Rating: 7131 + 6284 = 13415 votes 6284

[274] 24: I am the manager
8367 Current Rating: 8367 + 9989 = 18356 votesCurrent Rating: 8367 + 9989 = 18356 votes 9989

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
6080 Current Rating: 6080 + 5330 = 11410 votesCurrent Rating: 6080 + 5330 = 11410 votes 5330

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
8326 Current Rating: 8326 + 7868 = 16194 votesCurrent Rating: 8326 + 7868 = 16194 votes 7868

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
7844 Current Rating: 7844 + 8184 = 16028 votesCurrent Rating: 7844 + 8184 = 16028 votes 8184

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
5902 Current Rating: 5902 + 5044 = 10946 votesCurrent Rating: 5902 + 5044 = 10946 votes 5044

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
7447 Current Rating: 7447 + 6552 = 13999 votesCurrent Rating: 7447 + 6552 = 13999 votes 6552

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
7698 Current Rating: 7698 + 7063 = 14761 votesCurrent Rating: 7698 + 7063 = 14761 votes 7063

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
7148 Current Rating: 7148 + 6633 = 13781 votesCurrent Rating: 7148 + 6633 = 13781 votes 6633

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
5709 Current Rating: 5709 + 4989 = 10698 votesCurrent Rating: 5709 + 4989 = 10698 votes 4989

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
7544 Current Rating: 7544 + 6939 = 14483 votesCurrent Rating: 7544 + 6939 = 14483 votes 6939

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
8491 Current Rating: 8491 + 7075 = 15566 votesCurrent Rating: 8491 + 7075 = 15566 votes 7075

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
5786 Current Rating: 5786 + 5238 = 11024 votesCurrent Rating: 5786 + 5238 = 11024 votes 5238

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
8060 Current Rating: 8060 + 7219 = 15279 votesCurrent Rating: 8060 + 7219 = 15279 votes 7219


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
5909 Current Rating: 5909 + 5151 = 11060 votesCurrent Rating: 5909 + 5151 = 11060 votes 5151

[260] 29: Wait here
7542 Current Rating: 7542 + 6867 = 14409 votesCurrent Rating: 7542 + 6867 = 14409 votes 6867

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
7604 Current Rating: 7604 + 6823 = 14427 votesCurrent Rating: 7604 + 6823 = 14427 votes 6823

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
7212 Current Rating: 7212 + 6670 = 13882 votesCurrent Rating: 7212 + 6670 = 13882 votes 6670

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
7467 Current Rating: 7467 + 6870 = 14337 votesCurrent Rating: 7467 + 6870 = 14337 votes 6870

[256] 23: As my lawyer
8011 Current Rating: 8011 + 7168 = 15179 votesCurrent Rating: 8011 + 7168 = 15179 votes 7168

[255] 22: Sex is the price
6410 Current Rating: 6410 + 8278 = 14688 votesCurrent Rating: 6410 + 8278 = 14688 votes 8278

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
6552 Current Rating: 6552 + 5634 = 12186 votesCurrent Rating: 6552 + 5634 = 12186 votes 5634

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
6852 Current Rating: 6852 + 6092 = 12944 votesCurrent Rating: 6852 + 6092 = 12944 votes 6092

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
19042 Current Rating: 19042 + 19993 = 39035 votesCurrent Rating: 19042 + 19993 = 39035 votes 19993

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
9807 Current Rating: 9807 + 11961 = 21768 votesCurrent Rating: 9807 + 11961 = 21768 votes 11961

[250] 14: Those look heavy
7945 Current Rating: 7945 + 7306 = 15251 votesCurrent Rating: 7945 + 7306 = 15251 votes 7306

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
11454 Current Rating: 11454 + 18619 = 30073 votesCurrent Rating: 11454 + 18619 = 30073 votes 18619

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
7505 Current Rating: 7505 + 8277 = 15782 votesCurrent Rating: 7505 + 8277 = 15782 votes 8277

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
6845 Current Rating: 6845 + 5926 = 12771 votesCurrent Rating: 6845 + 5926 = 12771 votes 5926

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
6472 Current Rating: 6472 + 5680 = 12152 votesCurrent Rating: 6472 + 5680 = 12152 votes 5680

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
7613 Current Rating: 7613 + 6835 = 14448 votesCurrent Rating: 7613 + 6835 = 14448 votes 6835

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
8454 Current Rating: 8454 + 7752 = 16206 votesCurrent Rating: 8454 + 7752 = 16206 votes 7752

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
8308 Current Rating: 8308 + 7454 = 15762 votesCurrent Rating: 8308 + 7454 = 15762 votes 7454

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
6029 Current Rating: 6029 + 8446 = 14475 votesCurrent Rating: 6029 + 8446 = 14475 votes 8446

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
9196 Current Rating: 9196 + 8513 = 17709 votesCurrent Rating: 9196 + 8513 = 17709 votes 8513


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
9219 Current Rating: 9219 + 8303 = 17522 votesCurrent Rating: 9219 + 8303 = 17522 votes 8303

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
7877 Current Rating: 7877 + 7050 = 14927 votesCurrent Rating: 7877 + 7050 = 14927 votes 7050

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
7003 Current Rating: 7003 + 6059 = 13062 votesCurrent Rating: 7003 + 6059 = 13062 votes 6059

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
6066 Current Rating: 6066 + 5263 = 11329 votesCurrent Rating: 6066 + 5263 = 11329 votes 5263

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
11563 Current Rating: 11563 + 10531 = 22094 votesCurrent Rating: 11563 + 10531 = 22094 votes 10531

[235] 23: My dog died last week
6750 Current Rating: 6750 + 5716 = 12466 votesCurrent Rating: 6750 + 5716 = 12466 votes 5716

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
9807 Current Rating: 9807 + 9252 = 19059 votesCurrent Rating: 9807 + 9252 = 19059 votes 9252

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
6939 Current Rating: 6939 + 7795 = 14734 votesCurrent Rating: 6939 + 7795 = 14734 votes 7795

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
7055 Current Rating: 7055 + 6132 = 13187 votesCurrent Rating: 7055 + 6132 = 13187 votes 6132

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
7317 Current Rating: 7317 + 6388 = 13705 votesCurrent Rating: 7317 + 6388 = 13705 votes 6388

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
7132 Current Rating: 7132 + 6556 = 13688 votesCurrent Rating: 7132 + 6556 = 13688 votes 6556

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
7075 Current Rating: 7075 + 6246 = 13321 votesCurrent Rating: 7075 + 6246 = 13321 votes 6246

[228] 10: You have to defend me
9445 Current Rating: 9445 + 9444 = 18889 votesCurrent Rating: 9445 + 9444 = 18889 votes 9444

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
7404 Current Rating: 7404 + 6741 = 14145 votesCurrent Rating: 7404 + 6741 = 14145 votes 6741

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
7410 Current Rating: 7410 + 6646 = 14056 votesCurrent Rating: 7410 + 6646 = 14056 votes 6646

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
7528 Current Rating: 7528 + 6703 = 14231 votesCurrent Rating: 7528 + 6703 = 14231 votes 6703

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
6713 Current Rating: 6713 + 8971 = 15684 votesCurrent Rating: 6713 + 8971 = 15684 votes 8971

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
9078 Current Rating: 9078 + 8131 = 17209 votesCurrent Rating: 9078 + 8131 = 17209 votes 8131

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
7945 Current Rating: 7945 + 7559 = 15504 votesCurrent Rating: 7945 + 7559 = 15504 votes 7559

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
7829 Current Rating: 7829 + 9447 = 17276 votesCurrent Rating: 7829 + 9447 = 17276 votes 9447


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
12919 Current Rating: 12919 + 14332 = 27251 votesCurrent Rating: 12919 + 14332 = 27251 votes 14332

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
7604 Current Rating: 7604 + 6834 = 14438 votesCurrent Rating: 7604 + 6834 = 14438 votes 6834

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
7937 Current Rating: 7937 + 9825 = 17762 votesCurrent Rating: 7937 + 9825 = 17762 votes 9825

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
6229 Current Rating: 6229 + 8769 = 14998 votesCurrent Rating: 6229 + 8769 = 14998 votes 8769

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
6821 Current Rating: 6821 + 8371 = 15192 votesCurrent Rating: 6821 + 8371 = 15192 votes 8371

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
8369 Current Rating: 8369 + 10120 = 18489 votesCurrent Rating: 8369 + 10120 = 18489 votes 10120

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
7492 Current Rating: 7492 + 7561 = 15053 votesCurrent Rating: 7492 + 7561 = 15053 votes 7561

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
5709 Current Rating: 5709 + 4633 = 10342 votesCurrent Rating: 5709 + 4633 = 10342 votes 4633

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
7944 Current Rating: 7944 + 8487 = 16431 votesCurrent Rating: 7944 + 8487 = 16431 votes 8487

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
7397 Current Rating: 7397 + 6561 = 13958 votesCurrent Rating: 7397 + 6561 = 13958 votes 6561

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
6200 Current Rating: 6200 + 5757 = 11957 votesCurrent Rating: 6200 + 5757 = 11957 votes 5757

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
10780 Current Rating: 10780 + 9573 = 20353 votesCurrent Rating: 10780 + 9573 = 20353 votes 9573

[208] 12: Since we got married
5892 Current Rating: 5892 + 6688 = 12580 votesCurrent Rating: 5892 + 6688 = 12580 votes 6688

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
9769 Current Rating: 9769 + 9024 = 18793 votesCurrent Rating: 9769 + 9024 = 18793 votes 9024

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
10034 Current Rating: 10034 + 10873 = 20907 votesCurrent Rating: 10034 + 10873 = 20907 votes 10873

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
7254 Current Rating: 7254 + 6827 = 14081 votesCurrent Rating: 7254 + 6827 = 14081 votes 6827

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
6613 Current Rating: 6613 + 7499 = 14112 votesCurrent Rating: 6613 + 7499 = 14112 votes 7499

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
9990 Current Rating: 9990 + 10869 = 20859 votesCurrent Rating: 9990 + 10869 = 20859 votes 10869

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
6941 Current Rating: 6941 + 5923 = 12864 votesCurrent Rating: 6941 + 5923 = 12864 votes 5923


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
7107 Current Rating: 7107 + 6501 = 13608 votesCurrent Rating: 7107 + 6501 = 13608 votes 6501

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
11022 Current Rating: 11022 + 11225 = 22247 votesCurrent Rating: 11022 + 11225 = 22247 votes 11225

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
11593 Current Rating: 11593 + 11852 = 23445 votesCurrent Rating: 11593 + 11852 = 23445 votes 11852

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
8567 Current Rating: 8567 + 9490 = 18057 votesCurrent Rating: 8567 + 9490 = 18057 votes 9490

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
6435 Current Rating: 6435 + 7312 = 13747 votesCurrent Rating: 6435 + 7312 = 13747 votes 7312

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
11175 Current Rating: 11175 + 12303 = 23478 votesCurrent Rating: 11175 + 12303 = 23478 votes 12303

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
5856 Current Rating: 5856 + 5053 = 10909 votesCurrent Rating: 5856 + 5053 = 10909 votes 5053

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
9906 Current Rating: 9906 + 9790 = 19696 votesCurrent Rating: 9906 + 9790 = 19696 votes 9790

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
6930 Current Rating: 6930 + 5937 = 12867 votesCurrent Rating: 6930 + 5937 = 12867 votes 5937

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
9625 Current Rating: 9625 + 13458 = 23083 votesCurrent Rating: 9625 + 13458 = 23083 votes 13458

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
7806 Current Rating: 7806 + 9426 = 17232 votesCurrent Rating: 7806 + 9426 = 17232 votes 9426

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
7142 Current Rating: 7142 + 6372 = 13514 votesCurrent Rating: 7142 + 6372 = 13514 votes 6372

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
8283 Current Rating: 8283 + 7227 = 15510 votesCurrent Rating: 8283 + 7227 = 15510 votes 7227

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
6300 Current Rating: 6300 + 5546 = 11846 votesCurrent Rating: 6300 + 5546 = 11846 votes 5546

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
23822 Current Rating: 23822 + 22704 = 46526 votesCurrent Rating: 23822 + 22704 = 46526 votes 22704

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
6990 Current Rating: 6990 + 6198 = 13188 votesCurrent Rating: 6990 + 6198 = 13188 votes 6198

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
7143 Current Rating: 7143 + 6458 = 13601 votesCurrent Rating: 7143 + 6458 = 13601 votes 6458


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
6225 Current Rating: 6225 + 5352 = 11577 votesCurrent Rating: 6225 + 5352 = 11577 votes 5352

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
8384 Current Rating: 8384 + 7695 = 16079 votesCurrent Rating: 8384 + 7695 = 16079 votes 7695

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
9481 Current Rating: 9481 + 9565 = 19046 votesCurrent Rating: 9481 + 9565 = 19046 votes 9565

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
7047 Current Rating: 7047 + 6290 = 13337 votesCurrent Rating: 7047 + 6290 = 13337 votes 6290

[180] 24: The good news is that
7082 Current Rating: 7082 + 6085 = 13167 votesCurrent Rating: 7082 + 6085 = 13167 votes 6085

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
8102 Current Rating: 8102 + 7186 = 15288 votesCurrent Rating: 8102 + 7186 = 15288 votes 7186

[178] 19: My doctor told me
7084 Current Rating: 7084 + 6326 = 13410 votesCurrent Rating: 7084 + 6326 = 13410 votes 6326

[177] 18: As my lawyer
8007 Current Rating: 8007 + 9486 = 17493 votesCurrent Rating: 8007 + 9486 = 17493 votes 9486

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
7485 Current Rating: 7485 + 9222 = 16707 votesCurrent Rating: 7485 + 9222 = 16707 votes 9222

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
8502 Current Rating: 8502 + 7957 = 16459 votesCurrent Rating: 8502 + 7957 = 16459 votes 7957

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
7110 Current Rating: 7110 + 6096 = 13206 votesCurrent Rating: 7110 + 6096 = 13206 votes 6096

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
7687 Current Rating: 7687 + 6674 = 14361 votesCurrent Rating: 7687 + 6674 = 14361 votes 6674

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
6936 Current Rating: 6936 + 6262 = 13198 votesCurrent Rating: 6936 + 6262 = 13198 votes 6262

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
9052 Current Rating: 9052 + 10780 = 19832 votesCurrent Rating: 9052 + 10780 = 19832 votes 10780

[170] 9: I just had another fight
7888 Current Rating: 7888 + 7008 = 14896 votesCurrent Rating: 7888 + 7008 = 14896 votes 7008

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
7247 Current Rating: 7247 + 6847 = 14094 votesCurrent Rating: 7247 + 6847 = 14094 votes 6847

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
6775 Current Rating: 6775 + 5813 = 12588 votesCurrent Rating: 6775 + 5813 = 12588 votes 5813

[167] 4: Do you know why
8689 Current Rating: 8689 + 7785 = 16474 votesCurrent Rating: 8689 + 7785 = 16474 votes 7785

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
9219 Current Rating: 9219 + 8077 = 17296 votesCurrent Rating: 9219 + 8077 = 17296 votes 8077

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
7975 Current Rating: 7975 + 7808 = 15783 votesCurrent Rating: 7975 + 7808 = 15783 votes 7808

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
6839 Current Rating: 6839 + 6091 = 12930 votesCurrent Rating: 6839 + 6091 = 12930 votes 6091


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
5558 Current Rating: 5558 + 4656 = 10214 votesCurrent Rating: 5558 + 4656 = 10214 votes 4656

[162] 25: What?
8191 Current Rating: 8191 + 7367 = 15558 votesCurrent Rating: 8191 + 7367 = 15558 votes 7367

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
7324 Current Rating: 7324 + 6638 = 13962 votesCurrent Rating: 7324 + 6638 = 13962 votes 6638

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
6150 Current Rating: 6150 + 5527 = 11677 votesCurrent Rating: 6150 + 5527 = 11677 votes 5527

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
5786 Current Rating: 5786 + 4729 = 10515 votesCurrent Rating: 5786 + 4729 = 10515 votes 4729

[158] 19: You look well rested
7454 Current Rating: 7454 + 6657 = 14111 votesCurrent Rating: 7454 + 6657 = 14111 votes 6657

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
9601 Current Rating: 9601 + 8853 = 18454 votesCurrent Rating: 9601 + 8853 = 18454 votes 8853

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
7448 Current Rating: 7448 + 6714 = 14162 votesCurrent Rating: 7448 + 6714 = 14162 votes 6714

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
5738 Current Rating: 5738 + 4874 = 10612 votesCurrent Rating: 5738 + 4874 = 10612 votes 4874

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
5733 Current Rating: 5733 + 4954 = 10687 votesCurrent Rating: 5733 + 4954 = 10687 votes 4954

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
7045 Current Rating: 7045 + 6272 = 13317 votesCurrent Rating: 7045 + 6272 = 13317 votes 6272

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
7312 Current Rating: 7312 + 6519 = 13831 votesCurrent Rating: 7312 + 6519 = 13831 votes 6519

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
7547 Current Rating: 7547 + 6569 = 14116 votesCurrent Rating: 7547 + 6569 = 14116 votes 6569

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
7528 Current Rating: 7528 + 6804 = 14332 votesCurrent Rating: 7528 + 6804 = 14332 votes 6804

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
7770 Current Rating: 7770 + 6922 = 14692 votesCurrent Rating: 7770 + 6922 = 14692 votes 6922

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
7827 Current Rating: 7827 + 7525 = 15352 votesCurrent Rating: 7827 + 7525 = 15352 votes 7525

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
7106 Current Rating: 7106 + 6151 = 13257 votesCurrent Rating: 7106 + 6151 = 13257 votes 6151

[146] 3: What do women and dog
6152 Current Rating: 6152 + 5390 = 11542 votesCurrent Rating: 6152 + 5390 = 11542 votes 5390

[145] 2: You look happy
5977 Current Rating: 5977 + 5218 = 11195 votesCurrent Rating: 5977 + 5218 = 11195 votes 5218

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
8606 Current Rating: 8606 + 8176 = 16782 votesCurrent Rating: 8606 + 8176 = 16782 votes 8176


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
7376 Current Rating: 7376 + 6634 = 14010 votesCurrent Rating: 7376 + 6634 = 14010 votes 6634

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
7214 Current Rating: 7214 + 6388 = 13602 votesCurrent Rating: 7214 + 6388 = 13602 votes 6388

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
5956 Current Rating: 5956 + 5271 = 11227 votesCurrent Rating: 5956 + 5271 = 11227 votes 5271

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
9217 Current Rating: 9217 + 8352 = 17569 votesCurrent Rating: 9217 + 8352 = 17569 votes 8352

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
7455 Current Rating: 7455 + 6781 = 14236 votesCurrent Rating: 7455 + 6781 = 14236 votes 6781

[138] 22: I love your forehead
6052 Current Rating: 6052 + 5398 = 11450 votesCurrent Rating: 6052 + 5398 = 11450 votes 5398

[137] 21: I got banned
7097 Current Rating: 7097 + 6266 = 13363 votesCurrent Rating: 7097 + 6266 = 13363 votes 6266

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
7208 Current Rating: 7208 + 6462 = 13670 votesCurrent Rating: 7208 + 6462 = 13670 votes 6462

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
7234 Current Rating: 7234 + 6682 = 13916 votesCurrent Rating: 7234 + 6682 = 13916 votes 6682

[134] 15: What are you watching?
7501 Current Rating: 7501 + 6624 = 14125 votesCurrent Rating: 7501 + 6624 = 14125 votes 6624

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
6822 Current Rating: 6822 + 5736 = 12558 votesCurrent Rating: 6822 + 5736 = 12558 votes 5736

[132] 13: I just want you to know
6660 Current Rating: 6660 + 5942 = 12602 votesCurrent Rating: 6660 + 5942 = 12602 votes 5942

[131] 12: I just read that the female
6424 Current Rating: 6424 + 9146 = 15570 votesCurrent Rating: 6424 + 9146 = 15570 votes 9146

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
13194 Current Rating: 13194 + 12728 = 25922 votesCurrent Rating: 13194 + 12728 = 25922 votes 12728






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