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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
28744 Current Rating: 28744 + 29605 = 58349 votesCurrent Rating: 28744 + 29605 = 58349 votes 29605

[339] 17: I’ve been waiting at the baggage carousel
14384 Current Rating: 14384 + 17036 = 31420 votesCurrent Rating: 14384 + 17036 = 31420 votes 17036

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
26064 Current Rating: 26064 + 25833 = 51897 votesCurrent Rating: 26064 + 25833 = 51897 votes 25833

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
10464 Current Rating: 10464 + 9393 = 19857 votesCurrent Rating: 10464 + 9393 = 19857 votes 9393

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
11132 Current Rating: 11132 + 9578 = 20710 votesCurrent Rating: 11132 + 9578 = 20710 votes 9578

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
10436 Current Rating: 10436 + 8944 = 19380 votesCurrent Rating: 10436 + 8944 = 19380 votes 8944

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
10161 Current Rating: 10161 + 8634 = 18795 votesCurrent Rating: 10161 + 8634 = 18795 votes 8634

[333] 7: I’m from the Red Cross
9614 Current Rating: 9614 + 7966 = 17580 votesCurrent Rating: 9614 + 7966 = 17580 votes 7966

[332] 6: I’ve got a riddle for you
25740 Current Rating: 25740 + 26120 = 51860 votesCurrent Rating: 25740 + 26120 = 51860 votes 26120

[331] 3: I know you’re a prostitute
11244 Current Rating: 11244 + 9682 = 20926 votesCurrent Rating: 11244 + 9682 = 20926 votes 9682

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
12717 Current Rating: 12717 + 12433 = 25150 votesCurrent Rating: 12717 + 12433 = 25150 votes 12433


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, it’ll be R650 please
10870 Current Rating: 10870 + 12574 = 23444 votesCurrent Rating: 10870 + 12574 = 23444 votes 12574

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
9838 Current Rating: 9838 + 8608 = 18446 votesCurrent Rating: 9838 + 8608 = 18446 votes 8608

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
14901 Current Rating: 14901 + 23924 = 38825 votesCurrent Rating: 14901 + 23924 = 38825 votes 23924

[326] 24: I’m so happy that we’re now engaged
12089 Current Rating: 12089 + 11239 = 23328 votesCurrent Rating: 12089 + 11239 = 23328 votes 11239

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
16721 Current Rating: 16721 + 16694 = 33415 votesCurrent Rating: 16721 + 16694 = 33415 votes 16694

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
24110 Current Rating: 24110 + 23216 = 47326 votesCurrent Rating: 24110 + 23216 = 47326 votes 23216

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
11495 Current Rating: 11495 + 10899 = 22394 votesCurrent Rating: 11495 + 10899 = 22394 votes 10899

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
13813 Current Rating: 13813 + 14934 = 28747 votesCurrent Rating: 13813 + 14934 = 28747 votes 14934

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
11207 Current Rating: 11207 + 10529 = 21736 votesCurrent Rating: 11207 + 10529 = 21736 votes 10529

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
10414 Current Rating: 10414 + 8673 = 19087 votesCurrent Rating: 10414 + 8673 = 19087 votes 8673

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
12474 Current Rating: 12474 + 11291 = 23765 votesCurrent Rating: 12474 + 11291 = 23765 votes 11291

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
10391 Current Rating: 10391 + 10140 = 20531 votesCurrent Rating: 10391 + 10140 = 20531 votes 10140

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
11711 Current Rating: 11711 + 10405 = 22116 votesCurrent Rating: 11711 + 10405 = 22116 votes 10405

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has “Hoover`s Disease”
9262 Current Rating: 9262 + 7237 = 16499 votesCurrent Rating: 9262 + 7237 = 16499 votes 7237

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
12786 Current Rating: 12786 + 11843 = 24629 votesCurrent Rating: 12786 + 11843 = 24629 votes 11843

[314] 2: What should we do now
9019 Current Rating: 9019 + 7313 = 16332 votesCurrent Rating: 9019 + 7313 = 16332 votes 7313

[313] 1: Thank goodness I’m out of the house
15209 Current Rating: 15209 + 14789 = 29998 votesCurrent Rating: 15209 + 14789 = 29998 votes 14789


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
9191 Current Rating: 9191 + 17692 = 26883 votesCurrent Rating: 9191 + 17692 = 26883 votes 17692

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
10188 Current Rating: 10188 + 9085 = 19273 votesCurrent Rating: 10188 + 9085 = 19273 votes 9085

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
10157 Current Rating: 10157 + 9597 = 19754 votesCurrent Rating: 10157 + 9597 = 19754 votes 9597

[309] 21: I feel horrible
14537 Current Rating: 14537 + 13569 = 28106 votesCurrent Rating: 14537 + 13569 = 28106 votes 13569

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
10994 Current Rating: 10994 + 12074 = 23068 votesCurrent Rating: 10994 + 12074 = 23068 votes 12074

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
10007 Current Rating: 10007 + 8722 = 18729 votesCurrent Rating: 10007 + 8722 = 18729 votes 8722

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
12082 Current Rating: 12082 + 10716 = 22798 votesCurrent Rating: 12082 + 10716 = 22798 votes 10716

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
10072 Current Rating: 10072 + 8523 = 18595 votesCurrent Rating: 10072 + 8523 = 18595 votes 8523

[304] 13: What are you doing?
11232 Current Rating: 11232 + 10114 = 21346 votesCurrent Rating: 11232 + 10114 = 21346 votes 10114

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
11024 Current Rating: 11024 + 9315 = 20339 votesCurrent Rating: 11024 + 9315 = 20339 votes 9315

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
12530 Current Rating: 12530 + 12648 = 25178 votesCurrent Rating: 12530 + 12648 = 25178 votes 12648

[301] 7: I’m from the church
10523 Current Rating: 10523 + 10546 = 21069 votesCurrent Rating: 10523 + 10546 = 21069 votes 10546

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
10534 Current Rating: 10534 + 9311 = 19845 votesCurrent Rating: 10534 + 9311 = 19845 votes 9311

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
12119 Current Rating: 12119 + 11466 = 23585 votesCurrent Rating: 12119 + 11466 = 23585 votes 11466

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
27978 Current Rating: 27978 + 33078 = 61056 votesCurrent Rating: 27978 + 33078 = 61056 votes 33078

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
12747 Current Rating: 12747 + 11537 = 24284 votesCurrent Rating: 12747 + 11537 = 24284 votes 11537


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
10299 Current Rating: 10299 + 8920 = 19219 votesCurrent Rating: 10299 + 8920 = 19219 votes 8920

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
11242 Current Rating: 11242 + 10941 = 22183 votesCurrent Rating: 11242 + 10941 = 22183 votes 10941

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
8982 Current Rating: 8982 + 7902 = 16884 votesCurrent Rating: 8982 + 7902 = 16884 votes 7902

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
9849 Current Rating: 9849 + 7976 = 17825 votesCurrent Rating: 9849 + 7976 = 17825 votes 7976

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
9046 Current Rating: 9046 + 7889 = 16935 votesCurrent Rating: 9046 + 7889 = 16935 votes 7889

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
10243 Current Rating: 10243 + 8893 = 19136 votesCurrent Rating: 10243 + 8893 = 19136 votes 8893

[290] 17: I’ve decided to dye my hair
15836 Current Rating: 15836 + 15521 = 31357 votesCurrent Rating: 15836 + 15521 = 31357 votes 15521

[289] 16: You don’t seem at all satisfied
10406 Current Rating: 10406 + 8519 = 18925 votesCurrent Rating: 10406 + 8519 = 18925 votes 8519

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
11079 Current Rating: 11079 + 9721 = 20800 votesCurrent Rating: 11079 + 9721 = 20800 votes 9721

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
12111 Current Rating: 12111 + 10827 = 22938 votesCurrent Rating: 12111 + 10827 = 22938 votes 10827

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
11043 Current Rating: 11043 + 9511 = 20554 votesCurrent Rating: 11043 + 9511 = 20554 votes 9511

[285] 9: Why so sad?
9060 Current Rating: 9060 + 7756 = 16816 votesCurrent Rating: 9060 + 7756 = 16816 votes 7756

[284] 8: It’s that part of your annual check-up
10898 Current Rating: 10898 + 9860 = 20758 votesCurrent Rating: 10898 + 9860 = 20758 votes 9860

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
10522 Current Rating: 10522 + 8951 = 19473 votesCurrent Rating: 10522 + 8951 = 19473 votes 8951

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
10774 Current Rating: 10774 + 9264 = 20038 votesCurrent Rating: 10774 + 9264 = 20038 votes 9264

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
10593 Current Rating: 10593 + 9452 = 20045 votesCurrent Rating: 10593 + 9452 = 20045 votes 9452

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
8813 Current Rating: 8813 + 7360 = 16173 votesCurrent Rating: 8813 + 7360 = 16173 votes 7360


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
10158 Current Rating: 10158 + 8553 = 18711 votesCurrent Rating: 10158 + 8553 = 18711 votes 8553

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
10728 Current Rating: 10728 + 9138 = 19866 votesCurrent Rating: 10728 + 9138 = 19866 votes 9138

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
10878 Current Rating: 10878 + 9447 = 20325 votesCurrent Rating: 10878 + 9447 = 20325 votes 9447

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
12659 Current Rating: 12659 + 11583 = 24242 votesCurrent Rating: 12659 + 11583 = 24242 votes 11583

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
10288 Current Rating: 10288 + 8653 = 18941 votesCurrent Rating: 10288 + 8653 = 18941 votes 8653

[274] 24: I am the manager
11700 Current Rating: 11700 + 12429 = 24129 votesCurrent Rating: 11700 + 12429 = 24129 votes 12429

[273] 23: Haven’t we met before?
9166 Current Rating: 9166 + 7794 = 16960 votesCurrent Rating: 9166 + 7794 = 16960 votes 7794

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
11759 Current Rating: 11759 + 11021 = 22780 votesCurrent Rating: 11759 + 11021 = 22780 votes 11021

[271] 18: You’re like a box of chocolates
11165 Current Rating: 11165 + 11559 = 22724 votesCurrent Rating: 11165 + 11559 = 22724 votes 11559

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
8726 Current Rating: 8726 + 7257 = 15983 votesCurrent Rating: 8726 + 7257 = 15983 votes 7257

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
10604 Current Rating: 10604 + 8936 = 19540 votesCurrent Rating: 10604 + 8936 = 19540 votes 8936

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
10800 Current Rating: 10800 + 9697 = 20497 votesCurrent Rating: 10800 + 9697 = 20497 votes 9697

[267] 12: We’ve got a GHOST in our house!
10107 Current Rating: 10107 + 8967 = 19074 votesCurrent Rating: 10107 + 8967 = 19074 votes 8967

[266] 11: I think it’s time I got married
8355 Current Rating: 8355 + 6949 = 15304 votesCurrent Rating: 8355 + 6949 = 15304 votes 6949

[265] 10: I hear that guy’s a gynaecologist
12290 Current Rating: 12290 + 11307 = 23597 votesCurrent Rating: 12290 + 11307 = 23597 votes 11307

[264] 5: I’m so glad it’s payday tomorrow
18918 Current Rating: 18918 + 18504 = 37422 votesCurrent Rating: 18918 + 18504 = 37422 votes 18504

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
8429 Current Rating: 8429 + 7118 = 15547 votesCurrent Rating: 8429 + 7118 = 15547 votes 7118

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
11170 Current Rating: 11170 + 9811 = 20981 votesCurrent Rating: 11170 + 9811 = 20981 votes 9811


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesn’t understand me
8691 Current Rating: 8691 + 7149 = 15840 votesCurrent Rating: 8691 + 7149 = 15840 votes 7149

[260] 29: Wait here
11046 Current Rating: 11046 + 9584 = 20630 votesCurrent Rating: 11046 + 9584 = 20630 votes 9584

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
11070 Current Rating: 11070 + 9425 = 20495 votesCurrent Rating: 11070 + 9425 = 20495 votes 9425

[258] 27: What’s going on?
10306 Current Rating: 10306 + 9041 = 19347 votesCurrent Rating: 10306 + 9041 = 19347 votes 9041

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
10707 Current Rating: 10707 + 9603 = 20310 votesCurrent Rating: 10707 + 9603 = 20310 votes 9603

[256] 23: As my lawyer
10985 Current Rating: 10985 + 9766 = 20751 votesCurrent Rating: 10985 + 9766 = 20751 votes 9766

[255] 22: Sex is the price
9651 Current Rating: 9651 + 10609 = 20260 votesCurrent Rating: 9651 + 10609 = 20260 votes 10609

[254] 20: I’ve done something to add some spice
9596 Current Rating: 9596 + 7836 = 17432 votesCurrent Rating: 9596 + 7836 = 17432 votes 7836

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
10616 Current Rating: 10616 + 8872 = 19488 votesCurrent Rating: 10616 + 8872 = 19488 votes 8872

[252] 16: I know you’re growing up
39197 Current Rating: 39197 + 48510 = 87707 votesCurrent Rating: 39197 + 48510 = 87707 votes 48510

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
12727 Current Rating: 12727 + 15020 = 27747 votesCurrent Rating: 12727 + 15020 = 27747 votes 15020

[250] 14: Those look heavy
10818 Current Rating: 10818 + 10111 = 20929 votesCurrent Rating: 10818 + 10111 = 20929 votes 10111

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
17608 Current Rating: 17608 + 31103 = 48711 votesCurrent Rating: 17608 + 31103 = 48711 votes 31103

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
10401 Current Rating: 10401 + 10616 = 21017 votesCurrent Rating: 10401 + 10616 = 21017 votes 10616

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
10445 Current Rating: 10445 + 8547 = 18992 votesCurrent Rating: 10445 + 8547 = 18992 votes 8547

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
9304 Current Rating: 9304 + 7651 = 16955 votesCurrent Rating: 9304 + 7651 = 16955 votes 7651

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
10865 Current Rating: 10865 + 9467 = 20332 votesCurrent Rating: 10865 + 9467 = 20332 votes 9467

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
11184 Current Rating: 11184 + 10450 = 21634 votesCurrent Rating: 11184 + 10450 = 21634 votes 10450

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
11407 Current Rating: 11407 + 10181 = 21588 votesCurrent Rating: 11407 + 10181 = 21588 votes 10181

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
8606 Current Rating: 8606 + 10070 = 18676 votesCurrent Rating: 8606 + 10070 = 18676 votes 10070

[241] 1: Yesterday at granny’s funeral
13164 Current Rating: 13164 + 12397 = 25561 votesCurrent Rating: 13164 + 12397 = 25561 votes 12397


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
12715 Current Rating: 12715 + 11503 = 24218 votesCurrent Rating: 12715 + 11503 = 24218 votes 11503

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
11075 Current Rating: 11075 + 9817 = 20892 votesCurrent Rating: 11075 + 9817 = 20892 votes 9817

[238] 28: You’re looking gorgeous
9998 Current Rating: 9998 + 8307 = 18305 votesCurrent Rating: 9998 + 8307 = 18305 votes 8307

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
9197 Current Rating: 9197 + 7781 = 16978 votesCurrent Rating: 9197 + 7781 = 16978 votes 7781

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
14924 Current Rating: 14924 + 13075 = 27999 votesCurrent Rating: 14924 + 13075 = 27999 votes 13075

[235] 23: My dog died last week
9917 Current Rating: 9917 + 7891 = 17808 votesCurrent Rating: 9917 + 7891 = 17808 votes 7891

[234] 22: I’ve got a tough question to ask you
26554 Current Rating: 26554 + 25454 = 52008 votesCurrent Rating: 26554 + 25454 = 52008 votes 25454

[233] 21: Hey, what’s new?
10376 Current Rating: 10376 + 10191 = 20567 votesCurrent Rating: 10376 + 10191 = 20567 votes 10191

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
10327 Current Rating: 10327 + 8550 = 18877 votesCurrent Rating: 10327 + 8550 = 18877 votes 8550

[231] 17: Daddy, what’s between my mom’s legs?
10566 Current Rating: 10566 + 8975 = 19541 votesCurrent Rating: 10566 + 8975 = 19541 votes 8975

[230] 15: I’m surprised to see you here
10484 Current Rating: 10484 + 9032 = 19516 votesCurrent Rating: 10484 + 9032 = 19516 votes 9032

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
10578 Current Rating: 10578 + 8786 = 19364 votesCurrent Rating: 10578 + 8786 = 19364 votes 8786

[228] 10: You have to defend me
12485 Current Rating: 12485 + 12979 = 25464 votesCurrent Rating: 12485 + 12979 = 25464 votes 12979

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
11550 Current Rating: 11550 + 10651 = 22201 votesCurrent Rating: 11550 + 10651 = 22201 votes 10651

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
13642 Current Rating: 13642 + 12502 = 26144 votesCurrent Rating: 13642 + 12502 = 26144 votes 12502

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
10784 Current Rating: 10784 + 9088 = 19872 votesCurrent Rating: 10784 + 9088 = 19872 votes 9088

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
9093 Current Rating: 9093 + 10813 = 19906 votesCurrent Rating: 9093 + 10813 = 19906 votes 10813

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
11372 Current Rating: 11372 + 10497 = 21869 votesCurrent Rating: 11372 + 10497 = 21869 votes 10497

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
10166 Current Rating: 10166 + 9619 = 19785 votesCurrent Rating: 10166 + 9619 = 19785 votes 9619

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
10641 Current Rating: 10641 + 11898 = 22539 votesCurrent Rating: 10641 + 11898 = 22539 votes 11898


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
16220 Current Rating: 16220 + 16762 = 32982 votesCurrent Rating: 16220 + 16762 = 32982 votes 16762

[219] 28: You’re very good at pulling the ladies
11430 Current Rating: 11430 + 9741 = 21171 votesCurrent Rating: 11430 + 9741 = 21171 votes 9741

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
11049 Current Rating: 11049 + 12432 = 23481 votesCurrent Rating: 11049 + 12432 = 23481 votes 12432

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
9003 Current Rating: 9003 + 10602 = 19605 votesCurrent Rating: 9003 + 10602 = 19605 votes 10602

[216] 25: I’m so tired of being hit on
9576 Current Rating: 9576 + 10410 = 19986 votesCurrent Rating: 9576 + 10410 = 19986 votes 10410

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
11371 Current Rating: 11371 + 12905 = 24276 votesCurrent Rating: 11371 + 12905 = 24276 votes 12905

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
10183 Current Rating: 10183 + 9812 = 19995 votesCurrent Rating: 10183 + 9812 = 19995 votes 9812

[213] 20: He’s asked me out, should I go?
9144 Current Rating: 9144 + 7475 = 16619 votesCurrent Rating: 9144 + 7475 = 16619 votes 7475

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
10992 Current Rating: 10992 + 10622 = 21614 votesCurrent Rating: 10992 + 10622 = 21614 votes 10622

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
10978 Current Rating: 10978 + 9271 = 20249 votesCurrent Rating: 10978 + 9271 = 20249 votes 9271

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
9408 Current Rating: 9408 + 7932 = 17340 votesCurrent Rating: 9408 + 7932 = 17340 votes 7932

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
15935 Current Rating: 15935 + 15228 = 31163 votesCurrent Rating: 15935 + 15228 = 31163 votes 15228

[208] 12: Since we got married
10102 Current Rating: 10102 + 8855 = 18957 votesCurrent Rating: 10102 + 8855 = 18957 votes 8855

[207] 11: We’ve both been given parts
13457 Current Rating: 13457 + 12950 = 26407 votesCurrent Rating: 13457 + 12950 = 26407 votes 12950

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
14518 Current Rating: 14518 + 16012 = 30530 votesCurrent Rating: 14518 + 16012 = 30530 votes 16012

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
9279 Current Rating: 9279 + 8751 = 18030 votesCurrent Rating: 9279 + 8751 = 18030 votes 8751

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
12283 Current Rating: 12283 + 12436 = 24719 votesCurrent Rating: 12283 + 12436 = 24719 votes 12436

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
12855 Current Rating: 12855 + 14093 = 26948 votesCurrent Rating: 12855 + 14093 = 26948 votes 14093

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
9899 Current Rating: 9899 + 7995 = 17894 votesCurrent Rating: 9899 + 7995 = 17894 votes 7995


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
10047 Current Rating: 10047 + 8715 = 18762 votesCurrent Rating: 10047 + 8715 = 18762 votes 8715

[200] 29: I’m sick to death of people knocking
14806 Current Rating: 14806 + 15227 = 30033 votesCurrent Rating: 14806 + 15227 = 30033 votes 15227

[199] 28: It’s time for the baby’s bath
14561 Current Rating: 14561 + 14613 = 29174 votesCurrent Rating: 14561 + 14613 = 29174 votes 14613

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
11474 Current Rating: 11474 + 12391 = 23865 votesCurrent Rating: 11474 + 12391 = 23865 votes 12391

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
9536 Current Rating: 9536 + 9382 = 18918 votesCurrent Rating: 9536 + 9382 = 18918 votes 9382

[196] 21: I’ve decided to get into shape
16364 Current Rating: 16364 + 17574 = 33938 votesCurrent Rating: 16364 + 17574 = 33938 votes 17574

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
8779 Current Rating: 8779 + 6840 = 15619 votesCurrent Rating: 8779 + 6840 = 15619 votes 6840

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
16994 Current Rating: 16994 + 18019 = 35013 votesCurrent Rating: 16994 + 18019 = 35013 votes 18019

[193] 16: You haven’t complimented me
9182 Current Rating: 9182 + 7785 = 16967 votesCurrent Rating: 9182 + 7785 = 16967 votes 7785

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
12371 Current Rating: 12371 + 16321 = 28692 votesCurrent Rating: 12371 + 16321 = 28692 votes 16321

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
10483 Current Rating: 10483 + 11546 = 22029 votesCurrent Rating: 10483 + 11546 = 22029 votes 11546

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
10040 Current Rating: 10040 + 8431 = 18471 votesCurrent Rating: 10040 + 8431 = 18471 votes 8431

[189] 12: I’m from PC Support
12351 Current Rating: 12351 + 10941 = 23292 votesCurrent Rating: 12351 + 10941 = 23292 votes 10941

[188] 9: I’m so glad that you
9190 Current Rating: 9190 + 8019 = 17209 votesCurrent Rating: 9190 + 8019 = 17209 votes 8019

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
37198 Current Rating: 37198 + 37148 = 74346 votesCurrent Rating: 37198 + 37148 = 74346 votes 37148

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
10553 Current Rating: 10553 + 8796 = 19349 votesCurrent Rating: 10553 + 8796 = 19349 votes 8796

[185] 6: Hi, I’m from IT Support
10603 Current Rating: 10603 + 8844 = 19447 votesCurrent Rating: 10603 + 8844 = 19447 votes 8844


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
9556 Current Rating: 9556 + 7535 = 17091 votesCurrent Rating: 9556 + 7535 = 17091 votes 7535

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
12803 Current Rating: 12803 + 11908 = 24711 votesCurrent Rating: 12803 + 11908 = 24711 votes 11908

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
17149 Current Rating: 17149 + 15375 = 32524 votesCurrent Rating: 17149 + 15375 = 32524 votes 15375

[181] 25: So I hear you’ve changed
10332 Current Rating: 10332 + 8786 = 19118 votesCurrent Rating: 10332 + 8786 = 19118 votes 8786

[180] 24: The good news is that
10244 Current Rating: 10244 + 8435 = 18679 votesCurrent Rating: 10244 + 8435 = 18679 votes 8435

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
10821 Current Rating: 10821 + 9515 = 20336 votesCurrent Rating: 10821 + 9515 = 20336 votes 9515

[178] 19: My doctor told me
10765 Current Rating: 10765 + 9159 = 19924 votesCurrent Rating: 10765 + 9159 = 19924 votes 9159

[177] 18: As my lawyer
10679 Current Rating: 10679 + 12019 = 22698 votesCurrent Rating: 10679 + 12019 = 22698 votes 12019

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
10577 Current Rating: 10577 + 11320 = 21897 votesCurrent Rating: 10577 + 11320 = 21897 votes 11320

[175] 16: It’s my wedding anniversary
12189 Current Rating: 12189 + 11515 = 23704 votesCurrent Rating: 12189 + 11515 = 23704 votes 11515

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
10759 Current Rating: 10759 + 8945 = 19704 votesCurrent Rating: 10759 + 8945 = 19704 votes 8945

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
10532 Current Rating: 10532 + 9216 = 19748 votesCurrent Rating: 10532 + 9216 = 19748 votes 9216

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
10104 Current Rating: 10104 + 8549 = 18653 votesCurrent Rating: 10104 + 8549 = 18653 votes 8549

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
11843 Current Rating: 11843 + 13513 = 25356 votesCurrent Rating: 11843 + 13513 = 25356 votes 13513

[170] 9: I just had another fight
11283 Current Rating: 11283 + 9803 = 21086 votesCurrent Rating: 11283 + 9803 = 21086 votes 9803

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
10601 Current Rating: 10601 + 9254 = 19855 votesCurrent Rating: 10601 + 9254 = 19855 votes 9254

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
9085 Current Rating: 9085 + 7722 = 16807 votesCurrent Rating: 9085 + 7722 = 16807 votes 7722

[167] 4: Do you know why
15403 Current Rating: 15403 + 14861 = 30264 votesCurrent Rating: 15403 + 14861 = 30264 votes 14861

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
12100 Current Rating: 12100 + 10815 = 22915 votesCurrent Rating: 12100 + 10815 = 22915 votes 10815

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
11060 Current Rating: 11060 + 10627 = 21687 votesCurrent Rating: 11060 + 10627 = 21687 votes 10627

[164] 1: I don’t understand my wife
10099 Current Rating: 10099 + 8472 = 18571 votesCurrent Rating: 10099 + 8472 = 18571 votes 8472


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
8397 Current Rating: 8397 + 6686 = 15083 votesCurrent Rating: 8397 + 6686 = 15083 votes 6686

[162] 25: What?
11585 Current Rating: 11585 + 10345 = 21930 votesCurrent Rating: 11585 + 10345 = 21930 votes 10345

[161] 24: I’ve met this wonderful girl
10657 Current Rating: 10657 + 9231 = 19888 votesCurrent Rating: 10657 + 9231 = 19888 votes 9231

[160] 23: I’m looking for something to spice up
9798 Current Rating: 9798 + 8310 = 18108 votesCurrent Rating: 9798 + 8310 = 18108 votes 8310

[159] 22: She’s pretty hot
8376 Current Rating: 8376 + 6566 = 14942 votesCurrent Rating: 8376 + 6566 = 14942 votes 6566

[158] 19: You look well rested
10915 Current Rating: 10915 + 9512 = 20427 votesCurrent Rating: 10915 + 9512 = 20427 votes 9512

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
12597 Current Rating: 12597 + 11777 = 24374 votesCurrent Rating: 12597 + 11777 = 24374 votes 11777

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
9799 Current Rating: 9799 + 8736 = 18535 votesCurrent Rating: 9799 + 8736 = 18535 votes 8736

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
8459 Current Rating: 8459 + 6762 = 15221 votesCurrent Rating: 8459 + 6762 = 15221 votes 6762

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
8343 Current Rating: 8343 + 6556 = 14899 votesCurrent Rating: 8343 + 6556 = 14899 votes 6556

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
10031 Current Rating: 10031 + 8588 = 18619 votesCurrent Rating: 10031 + 8588 = 18619 votes 8588

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
11479 Current Rating: 11479 + 9759 = 21238 votesCurrent Rating: 11479 + 9759 = 21238 votes 9759

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
10094 Current Rating: 10094 + 8828 = 18922 votesCurrent Rating: 10094 + 8828 = 18922 votes 8828

[150] 9: I’m so tired of faking
11439 Current Rating: 11439 + 9752 = 21191 votesCurrent Rating: 11439 + 9752 = 21191 votes 9752

[149] 8: I don’t know what to do
11666 Current Rating: 11666 + 10261 = 21927 votesCurrent Rating: 11666 + 10261 = 21927 votes 10261

[148] 5: How was your Valentine’s Day?
11530 Current Rating: 11530 + 10776 = 22306 votesCurrent Rating: 11530 + 10776 = 22306 votes 10776

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
10637 Current Rating: 10637 + 8787 = 19424 votesCurrent Rating: 10637 + 8787 = 19424 votes 8787

[146] 3: What do women and dog
9044 Current Rating: 9044 + 7498 = 16542 votesCurrent Rating: 9044 + 7498 = 16542 votes 7498

[145] 2: You look happy
9156 Current Rating: 9156 + 7715 = 16871 votesCurrent Rating: 9156 + 7715 = 16871 votes 7715

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
12639 Current Rating: 12639 + 12175 = 24814 votesCurrent Rating: 12639 + 12175 = 24814 votes 12175


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
10952 Current Rating: 10952 + 9411 = 20363 votesCurrent Rating: 10952 + 9411 = 20363 votes 9411

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
10338 Current Rating: 10338 + 8567 = 18905 votesCurrent Rating: 10338 + 8567 = 18905 votes 8567

[141] 27: I haven’t seen you for a while
10344 Current Rating: 10344 + 8949 = 19293 votesCurrent Rating: 10344 + 8949 = 19293 votes 8949

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
15156 Current Rating: 15156 + 13906 = 29062 votesCurrent Rating: 15156 + 13906 = 29062 votes 13906

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
10880 Current Rating: 10880 + 9549 = 20429 votesCurrent Rating: 10880 + 9549 = 20429 votes 9549

[138] 22: I love your forehead
13806 Current Rating: 13806 + 12347 = 26153 votesCurrent Rating: 13806 + 12347 = 26153 votes 12347

[137] 21: I got banned
10656 Current Rating: 10656 + 8781 = 19437 votesCurrent Rating: 10656 + 8781 = 19437 votes 8781

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
10328 Current Rating: 10328 + 8887 = 19215 votesCurrent Rating: 10328 + 8887 = 19215 votes 8887

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
10463 Current Rating: 10463 + 9227 = 19690 votesCurrent Rating: 10463 + 9227 = 19690 votes 9227

[134] 15: What are you watching?
10892 Current Rating: 10892 + 9152 = 20044 votesCurrent Rating: 10892 + 9152 = 20044 votes 9152

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
10086 Current Rating: 10086 + 8076 = 18162 votesCurrent Rating: 10086 + 8076 = 18162 votes 8076

[132] 13: I just want you to know
10126 Current Rating: 10126 + 8638 = 18764 votesCurrent Rating: 10126 + 8638 = 18764 votes 8638

[131] 12: I just read that the female
9454 Current Rating: 9454 + 11209 = 20663 votesCurrent Rating: 9454 + 11209 = 20663 votes 11209

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
18967 Current Rating: 18967 + 18430 = 37397 votesCurrent Rating: 18967 + 18430 = 37397 votes 18430






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