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Dec 2010 [340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year! 28744   29605 [339] 17: I’ve been waiting at the baggage carousel 14384   17036 [338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking 26064   25833 [337] 13: How was your trip to the States? 10464   9393 [336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche 11132   9578 [335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel 10436   8944 [334] 8: One must not become attached to animals 10161   8634 [333] 7: I’m from the Red Cross 9614   7966 [332] 6: I’ve got a riddle for you 25740   26120 [331] 3: I know you’re a prostitute 11244   9682 [330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order? 12717   12433
| | Nov 2010 [329] 30: If that is all, it’ll be R650 please 10870   12574 [328] 29: What do you say to a woman 9838   8608 [327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God? 14901   23924 [326] 24: I’m so happy that we’re now engaged 12089   11239 [325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium 16721   16694 [324] 21: The new Faceless book 24110   23216 [323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend 11495   10899 [322] 15: I have a new chat up line 13813   14934 [321] 12: Can you spare me some change? 11207   10529 [320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow 10414   8673 [319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby 12474   11291 [318] 9: I`d like to return these 10391   10140 [317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn 11711   10405 [316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has “Hoover`s Disease” 9262   7237 [315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife 12786   11843 [314] 2: What should we do now 9019   7313 [313] 1: Thank goodness I’m out of the house 15209   14789
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| Oct 2010 [312] 28: My goldfish is sick 9191   17692 [311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny 10188   9085 [310] 25: I got caught masturbating 10157   9597 [309] 21: I feel horrible 14537   13569 [308] 20: Can I buy you a drink 10994   12074 [307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again 10007   8722 [306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons 12082   10716 [305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once 10072   8523 [304] 13: What are you doing? 11232   10114 [303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here 11024   9315 [302] 11: Check out my new digital camera 12530   12648 [301] 7: I’m from the church 10523   10546 [300] 6: Why are you crying? 10534   9311 [299] 5: I hate crushing pills up 12119   11466 [298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious 27978   33078 [297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers 12747   11537
| | Sep 2010 [296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job 10299   8920 [295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News 11242   10941 [294] 27: It`s my wife`s job 8982   7902 [293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box 9849   7976 [292] 22: I`m looking for my wife 9046   7889 [291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets 10243   8893 [290] 17: I’ve decided to dye my hair 15836   15521 [289] 16: You don’t seem at all satisfied 10406   8519 [288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday? 11079   9721 [287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty? 12111   10827 [286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer? 11043   9511 [285] 9: Why so sad? 9060   7756 [284] 8: It’s that part of your annual check-up 10898   9860 [283] 7: So what have you been up to lately? 10522   8951 [282] 6: How was the pub quiz? 10774   9264 [281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do? 10593   9452 [280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now 8813   7360
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| Aug 2010 [279] 31: Do you need a bag? 10158   8553 [278] 30: Would you like to make a donation 10728   9138 [277] 27: The divorce is now finalised 10878   9447 [276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl 12659   11583 [275] 25: What are you crying about? 10288   8653 [274] 24: I am the manager 11700   12429 [273] 23: Haven’t we met before? 9166   7794 [272] 20: Why are you so fat? 11759   11021 [271] 18: You’re like a box of chocolates 11165   11559 [270] 17: I can never win an argument 8726   7257 [269] 16: My parents are so fanatical 10604   8936 [268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir? 10800   9697 [267] 12: We’ve got a GHOST in our house! 10107   8967 [266] 11: I think it’s time I got married 8355   6949 [265] 10: I hear that guy’s a gynaecologist 12290   11307 [264] 5: I’m so glad it’s payday tomorrow 18918   18504 [263] 4: Happy birthday my boy 8429   7118 [262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please? 11170   9811
| | Jul 2010 [261] 30: My wife doesn’t understand me 8691   7149 [260] 29: Wait here 11046   9584 [259] 28: How do you always stay so happy? 11070   9425 [258] 27: What’s going on? 10306   9041 [257] 26: A real man is a woman 10707   9603 [256] 23: As my lawyer 10985   9766 [255] 22: Sex is the price 9651   10609 [254] 20: I’ve done something to add some spice 9596   7836 [253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health 10616   8872 [252] 16: I know you’re growing up 39197   48510 [251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV 12727   15020 [250] 14: Those look heavy 10818   10111 [249] 13: What would you like for dinner? 17608   31103 [248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat? 10401   10616 [247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay 10445   8547 [246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ... 9304   7651 [245] 7: Down in the dumps again? 10865   9467 [244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards? 11184   10450 [243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again 11407   10181 [242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby 8606   10070 [241] 1: Yesterday at granny’s funeral 13164   12397
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| Jun 2010 [240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF 12715   11503 [239] 29: I got into trouble again 11075   9817 [238] 28: You’re looking gorgeous 9998   8307 [237] 25: Would you like to try these 9197   7781 [236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong 14924   13075 [235] 23: My dog died last week 9917   7891 [234] 22: I’ve got a tough question to ask you 26554   25454 [233] 21: Hey, what’s new? 10376   10191 [232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me 10327   8550 [231] 17: Daddy, what’s between my mom’s legs? 10566   8975 [230] 15: I’m surprised to see you here 10484   9032 [229] 14: Why are you so cross? 10578   8786 [228] 10: You have to defend me 12485   12979 [227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please? 11550   10651 [226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong? 13642   12502 [225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana 10784   9088 [224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer 9093   10813 [223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife 11372   10497 [222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms? 10166   9619 [221] 1: I can`t wait to get home 10641   11898
| | May 2010 [220] 31: If you firmed your bum up 16220   16762 [219] 28: You’re very good at pulling the ladies 11430   9741 [218] 27: I need some cyanide please 11049   12432 [217] 26: There goes a funeral procession 9003   10602 [216] 25: I’m so tired of being hit on 9576   10410 [215] 24: If I die before you do? 11371   12905 [214] 21: What are you so angry about? 10183   9812 [213] 20: He’s asked me out, should I go? 9144   7475 [212] 19: My husband is impotent 10992   10622 [211] 18: We place all our emphasis 10978   9271 [210] 14: Can I buy you a drink? 9408   7932 [209] 13: Dad what is that thing between 15935   15228 [208] 12: Since we got married 10102   8855 [207] 11: We’ve both been given parts 13457   12950 [206] 10: Why are you crying? 14518   16012 [205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!! 9279   8751 [204] 5: What`s the matter? 12283   12436 [203] 4: We live in confusing times 12855   14093 [202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women 9899   7995
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| Apr 2010 [201] 30: For her birthday 10047   8715 [200] 29: I’m sick to death of people knocking 14806   15227 [199] 28: It’s time for the baby’s bath 14561   14613 [198] 23: Did you lose a parrot 11474   12391 [197] 22: We shagged four times last night 9536   9382 [196] 21: I’ve decided to get into shape 16364   17574 [195] 20: The oldest woman in the country 8779   6840 [194] 19: Will sit-ups help 16994   18019 [193] 16: You haven’t complimented me 9182   7785 [192] 15: I married a Miss Right 12371   16321 [191] 14: I know this is our first baby 10483   11546 [190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday 10040   8431 [189] 12: I’m from PC Support 12351   10941 [188] 9: I’m so glad that you 9190   8019 [187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum 37198   37148 [186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye? 10553   8796 [185] 6: Hi, I’m from IT Support 10603   8844
| | Mar 2010 [184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town 9556   7535 [183] 29: I had to promise my wife 12803   11908 [182] 26: Where do women mostly 17149   15375 [181] 25: So I hear you’ve changed 10332   8786 [180] 24: The good news is that 10244   8435 [179] 23: Do you know how men are 10821   9515 [178] 19: My doctor told me 10765   9159 [177] 18: As my lawyer 10679   12019 [176] 17: What do you get when you give 10577   11320 [175] 16: It’s my wedding anniversary 12189   11515 [174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from? 10759   8945 [173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me 10532   9216 [172] 11: I just broke up with a girl 10104   8549 [171] 10: Why did you have to die? 11843   13513 [170] 9: I just had another fight 11283   9803 [169] 8: What`s the big idea 10601   9254 [168] 5: You eat too much junk food 9085   7722 [167] 4: Do you know why 15403   14861 [166] 3: I bought you new underpants 12100   10815 [165] 2: I now have Olympic sex 11060   10627 [164] 1: I don’t understand my wife 10099   8472
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| Feb 2010 [163] 26: I love you 8397   6686 [162] 25: What? 11585   10345 [161] 24: I’ve met this wonderful girl 10657   9231 [160] 23: I’m looking for something to spice up 9798   8310 [159] 22: She’s pretty hot 8376   6566 [158] 19: You look well rested 10915   9512 [157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby 12597   11777 [156] 17: Can I buy you a drink? 9799   8736 [155] 16: Have a drink on me 8459   6762 [154] 15: Sex is like shaving 8343   6556 [153] 12: Babe, I would go to 10031   8588 [152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words 11479   9759 [151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce 10094   8828 [150] 9: I’m so tired of faking 11439   9752 [149] 8: I don’t know what to do 11666   10261 [148] 5: How was your Valentine’s Day? 11530   10776 [147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot 10637   8787 [146] 3: What do women and dog 9044   7498 [145] 2: You look happy 9156   7715 [144] 1: What`s the best thing 12639   12175
| | Jan 2010 [143] 29: You want to play magic? 10952   9411 [142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do 10338   8567 [141] 27: I haven’t seen you for a while 10344   8949 [140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels? 15156   13906 [139] 25: I hear you bought a new car 10880   9549 [138] 22: I love your forehead 13806   12347 [137] 21: I got banned 10656   8781 [136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please 10328   8887 [135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you? 10463   9227 [134] 15: What are you watching? 10892   9152 [133] 14: Doctor, I need help 10086   8076 [132] 13: I just want you to know 10126   8638 [131] 12: I just read that the female 9454   11209 [130] 11: What are you doing with my gun? 18967   18430
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