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Dec 2010 [340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year! 20835   24356 [339] 17: I’ve been waiting at the baggage carousel 8684   9296 [338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking 15330   16161 [337] 13: How was your trip to the States? 4353   3876 [336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche 5128   4316 [335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel 4899   4172 [334] 8: One must not become attached to animals 4817   4039 [333] 7: I’m from the Red Cross 4744   3858 [332] 6: I’ve got a riddle for you 6300   5390 [331] 3: I know you’re a prostitute 5022   4219 [330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order? 6739   6298
| | Nov 2010 [329] 30: If that is all, it’ll be R650 please 5433   7291 [328] 29: What do you say to a woman 4386   3371 [327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God? 7226   7117 [326] 24: I’m so happy that we’re now engaged 5863   5079 [325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium 6438   5431 [324] 21: The new Faceless book 18545   18402 [323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend 5446   5027 [322] 15: I have a new chat up line 8517   7919 [321] 12: Can you spare me some change? 5295   5045 [320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow 4684   3820 [319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby 5861   5064 [318] 9: I`d like to return these 6667   6637 [317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn 4811   3953 [316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has “Hoover`s Disease” 4322   3328 [315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife 7671   6932 [314] 2: What should we do now 4518   3732 [313] 1: Thank goodness I’m out of the house 5952   5189
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| Oct 2010 [312] 28: My goldfish is sick 6823   6222 [311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny 5107   4240 [310] 25: I got caught masturbating 5205   5263 [309] 21: I feel horrible 6631   5748 [308] 20: Can I buy you a drink 6645   7702 [307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again 5116   4264 [306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons 4518   3704 [305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once 5075   4173 [304] 13: What are you doing? 5810   5017 [303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here 4833   3993 [302] 11: Check out my new digital camera 7415   7491 [301] 7: I’m from the church 5135   5349 [300] 6: Why are you crying? 5335   4580 [299] 5: I hate crushing pills up 6026   5354 [298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious 5491   7156 [297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers 5804   4768
| | Sep 2010 [296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job 4999   4186 [295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News 5947   5491 [294] 27: It`s my wife`s job 4326   4408 [293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box 4426   3563 [292] 22: I`m looking for my wife 4380   4028 [291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets 4725   4069 [290] 17: I’ve decided to dye my hair 5139   4174 [289] 16: You don’t seem at all satisfied 4509   3651 [288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday? 5055   4510 [287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty? 4839   4166 [286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer? 4550   3929 [285] 9: Why so sad? 4072   3506 [284] 8: It’s that part of your annual check-up 4840   4383 [283] 7: So what have you been up to lately? 4680   3930 [282] 6: How was the pub quiz? 4379   3613 [281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do? 5569   4542 [280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now 4305   3708
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| Aug 2010 [279] 31: Do you need a bag? 4652   3906 [278] 30: Would you like to make a donation 4687   3970 [277] 27: The divorce is now finalised 4911   4198 [276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl 5177   4611 [275] 25: What are you crying about? 4861   4075 [274] 24: I am the manager 4558   3873 [273] 23: Haven’t we met before? 4071   3334 [272] 20: Why are you so fat? 5350   4862 [271] 18: You’re like a box of chocolates 5331   5451 [270] 17: I can never win an argument 4061   3220 [269] 16: My parents are so fanatical 5095   4270 [268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir? 5349   4688 [267] 12: We’ve got a GHOST in our house! 5110   4560 [266] 11: I think it’s time I got married 4068   3355 [265] 10: I hear that guy’s a gynaecologist 4674   4008 [264] 5: I’m so glad it’s payday tomorrow 4498   3497 [263] 4: Happy birthday my boy 4088   3557 [262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please? 5428   4668
| | Jul 2010 [261] 30: My wife doesn’t understand me 4080   3387 [260] 29: Wait here 5049   4333 [259] 28: How do you always stay so happy? 5096   4317 [258] 27: What’s going on? 4893   4307 [257] 26: A real man is a woman 5070   4433 [256] 23: As my lawyer 5467   4601 [255] 22: Sex is the price 4497   6342 [254] 20: I’ve done something to add some spice 4664   3827 [253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health 4494   3794 [252] 16: I know you’re growing up 5742   7745 [251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV 7002   8997 [250] 14: Those look heavy 5767   5060 [249] 13: What would you like for dinner? 8646   10147 [248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat? 5237   6059 [247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay 4578   3639 [246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ... 4552   3762 [245] 7: Down in the dumps again? 5270   4459 [244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards? 6118   5348 [243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again 5602   4765 [242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby 4664   7159 [241] 1: Yesterday at granny’s funeral 6052   5323
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| Jun 2010 [240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF 6014   5109 [239] 29: I got into trouble again 5357   4550 [238] 28: You’re looking gorgeous 5005   4024 [237] 25: Would you like to try these 4148   3322 [236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong 4927   4128 [235] 23: My dog died last week 4815   3858 [234] 22: I’ve got a tough question to ask you 5323   4622 [233] 21: Hey, what’s new? 4833   5782 [232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me 4916   4054 [231] 17: Daddy, what’s between my mom’s legs? 5065   4068 [230] 15: I’m surprised to see you here 4845   4231 [229] 14: Why are you so cross? 4830   3992 [228] 10: You have to defend me 7089   6344 [227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please? 4945   4156 [226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong? 4866   4160 [225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana 5044   4188 [224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer 5193   7447 [223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife 7278   6255 [222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms? 5969   5551 [221] 1: I can`t wait to get home 5494   7169
| | May 2010 [220] 31: If you firmed your bum up 11300   12768 [219] 28: You’re very good at pulling the ladies 5018   4225 [218] 27: I need some cyanide please 5448   7378 [217] 26: There goes a funeral procession 4657   7265 [216] 25: I’m so tired of being hit on 5013   6671 [215] 24: If I die before you do? 5793   7558 [214] 21: What are you so angry about? 5360   5381 [213] 20: He’s asked me out, should I go? 3905   2862 [212] 19: My husband is impotent 4016   3213 [211] 18: We place all our emphasis 4927   4183 [210] 14: Can I buy you a drink? 4504   3942 [209] 13: Dad what is that thing between 5776   4866 [208] 12: Since we got married 4305   5194 [207] 11: We’ve both been given parts 6416   5658 [206] 10: Why are you crying? 7365   7672 [205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!! 5778   5261 [204] 5: What`s the matter? 4661   5613 [203] 4: We live in confusing times 7420   7987 [202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women 4999   4070
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| Apr 2010 [201] 30: For her birthday 5064   4432 [200] 29: I’m sick to death of people knocking 7731   7870 [199] 28: It’s time for the baby’s bath 8940   9221 [198] 23: Did you lose a parrot 6348   7286 [197] 22: We shagged four times last night 4630   5553 [196] 21: I’ve decided to get into shape 7009   6232 [195] 20: The oldest woman in the country 4338   3618 [194] 19: Will sit-ups help 5772   5759 [193] 16: You haven’t complimented me 5077   4163 [192] 15: I married a Miss Right 6661   10270 [191] 14: I know this is our first baby 5270   7030 [190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday 4864   4127 [189] 12: I’m from PC Support 5387   4362 [188] 9: I’m so glad that you 4060   3337 [187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum 4828   4060 [186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye? 4654   3842 [185] 6: Hi, I’m from IT Support 4868   4231
| | Mar 2010 [184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town 4469   3646 [183] 29: I had to promise my wife 5645   4972 [182] 26: Where do women mostly 4919   4222 [181] 25: So I hear you’ve changed 4721   4065 [180] 24: The good news is that 4888   3961 [179] 23: Do you know how men are 5605   4743 [178] 19: My doctor told me 4683   3833 [177] 18: As my lawyer 5683   7161 [176] 17: What do you get when you give 4838   4130 [175] 16: It’s my wedding anniversary 5571   5014 [174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from? 4861   3918 [173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me 5368   4342 [172] 11: I just broke up with a girl 4869   4187 [171] 10: Why did you have to die? 6362   8154 [170] 9: I just had another fight 5331   4432 [169] 8: What`s the big idea 4957   4597 [168] 5: You eat too much junk food 5160   4188 [167] 4: Do you know why 5640   4832 [166] 3: I bought you new underpants 6504   5466 [165] 2: I now have Olympic sex 5528   5410 [164] 1: I don’t understand my wife 4657   3936
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| Feb 2010 [163] 26: I love you 4058   3164 [162] 25: What? 5561   4819 [161] 24: I’ve met this wonderful girl 5113   4409 [160] 23: I’m looking for something to spice up 3984   3278 [159] 22: She’s pretty hot 4139   3173 [158] 19: You look well rested 5167   4356 [157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby 6650   5924 [156] 17: Can I buy you a drink? 5603   4896 [155] 16: Have a drink on me 4212   3392 [154] 15: Sex is like shaving 4377   3627 [153] 12: Babe, I would go to 4886   4042 [152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words 4895   4199 [151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce 5616   4678 [150] 9: I’m so tired of faking 4848   4282 [149] 8: I don’t know what to do 5072   4252 [148] 5: How was your Valentine’s Day? 5127   4657 [147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot 4835   3942 [146] 3: What do women and dog 4317   3615 [145] 2: You look happy 4166   3369 [144] 1: What`s the best thing 5874   5220
| | Jan 2010 [143] 29: You want to play magic? 4926   4181 [142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do 5018   4186 [141] 27: I haven’t seen you for a while 4226   3550 [140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels? 6357   5576 [139] 25: I hear you bought a new car 4980   4254 [138] 22: I love your forehead 4239   3641 [137] 21: I got banned 4948   4124 [136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please 4944   4191 [135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you? 4948   4302 [134] 15: What are you watching? 5018   4205 [133] 14: Doctor, I need help 4576   3609 [132] 13: I just want you to know 4288   3546 [131] 12: I just read that the female 4659   7388 [130] 11: What are you doing with my gun? 5291   4382
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