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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
18640 Current Rating: 18640 + 22603 = 41243 votesCurrent Rating: 18640 + 22603 = 41243 votes 22603

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
7782 Current Rating: 7782 + 8469 = 16251 votesCurrent Rating: 7782 + 8469 = 16251 votes 8469

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
13979 Current Rating: 13979 + 14877 = 28856 votesCurrent Rating: 13979 + 14877 = 28856 votes 14877

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
3151 Current Rating: 3151 + 2790 = 5941 votesCurrent Rating: 3151 + 2790 = 5941 votes 2790

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
3821 Current Rating: 3821 + 3064 = 6885 votesCurrent Rating: 3821 + 3064 = 6885 votes 3064

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
3650 Current Rating: 3650 + 2989 = 6639 votesCurrent Rating: 3650 + 2989 = 6639 votes 2989

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
3627 Current Rating: 3627 + 2911 = 6538 votesCurrent Rating: 3627 + 2911 = 6538 votes 2911

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
3546 Current Rating: 3546 + 2692 = 6238 votesCurrent Rating: 3546 + 2692 = 6238 votes 2692

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
4877 Current Rating: 4877 + 4054 = 8931 votesCurrent Rating: 4877 + 4054 = 8931 votes 4054

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
3719 Current Rating: 3719 + 2954 = 6673 votesCurrent Rating: 3719 + 2954 = 6673 votes 2954

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
5324 Current Rating: 5324 + 4943 = 10267 votesCurrent Rating: 5324 + 4943 = 10267 votes 4943


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
4162 Current Rating: 4162 + 6152 = 10314 votesCurrent Rating: 4162 + 6152 = 10314 votes 6152

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
3226 Current Rating: 3226 + 2307 = 5533 votesCurrent Rating: 3226 + 2307 = 5533 votes 2307

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
5817 Current Rating: 5817 + 5781 = 11598 votesCurrent Rating: 5817 + 5781 = 11598 votes 5781

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
4396 Current Rating: 4396 + 3688 = 8084 votesCurrent Rating: 4396 + 3688 = 8084 votes 3688

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
5009 Current Rating: 5009 + 4103 = 9112 votesCurrent Rating: 5009 + 4103 = 9112 votes 4103

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
17194 Current Rating: 17194 + 17079 = 34273 votesCurrent Rating: 17194 + 17079 = 34273 votes 17079

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
4243 Current Rating: 4243 + 3920 = 8163 votesCurrent Rating: 4243 + 3920 = 8163 votes 3920

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
7642 Current Rating: 7642 + 7132 = 14774 votesCurrent Rating: 7642 + 7132 = 14774 votes 7132

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
4037 Current Rating: 4037 + 3837 = 7874 votesCurrent Rating: 4037 + 3837 = 7874 votes 3837

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
3261 Current Rating: 3261 + 2468 = 5729 votesCurrent Rating: 3261 + 2468 = 5729 votes 2468

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
4386 Current Rating: 4386 + 3712 = 8098 votesCurrent Rating: 4386 + 3712 = 8098 votes 3712

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
5771 Current Rating: 5771 + 5846 = 11617 votesCurrent Rating: 5771 + 5846 = 11617 votes 5846

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
3654 Current Rating: 3654 + 2867 = 6521 votesCurrent Rating: 3654 + 2867 = 6521 votes 2867

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
3166 Current Rating: 3166 + 2268 = 5434 votesCurrent Rating: 3166 + 2268 = 5434 votes 2268

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
6266 Current Rating: 6266 + 5629 = 11895 votesCurrent Rating: 6266 + 5629 = 11895 votes 5629

[314] 2: What should we do now
3548 Current Rating: 3548 + 2822 = 6370 votesCurrent Rating: 3548 + 2822 = 6370 votes 2822

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
4402 Current Rating: 4402 + 3673 = 8075 votesCurrent Rating: 4402 + 3673 = 8075 votes 3673


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
5449 Current Rating: 5449 + 4890 = 10339 votesCurrent Rating: 5449 + 4890 = 10339 votes 4890

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
3979 Current Rating: 3979 + 3211 = 7190 votesCurrent Rating: 3979 + 3211 = 7190 votes 3211

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
4196 Current Rating: 4196 + 4342 = 8538 votesCurrent Rating: 4196 + 4342 = 8538 votes 4342

[309] 21: I feel horrible
5126 Current Rating: 5126 + 4326 = 9452 votesCurrent Rating: 5126 + 4326 = 9452 votes 4326

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
5448 Current Rating: 5448 + 6556 = 12004 votesCurrent Rating: 5448 + 6556 = 12004 votes 6556

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
3913 Current Rating: 3913 + 3120 = 7033 votesCurrent Rating: 3913 + 3120 = 7033 votes 3120

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
3433 Current Rating: 3433 + 2653 = 6086 votesCurrent Rating: 3433 + 2653 = 6086 votes 2653

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 2963 = 6800 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 2963 = 6800 votes 2963

[304] 13: What are you doing?
4472 Current Rating: 4472 + 3735 = 8207 votesCurrent Rating: 4472 + 3735 = 8207 votes 3735

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
3494 Current Rating: 3494 + 2733 = 6227 votesCurrent Rating: 3494 + 2733 = 6227 votes 2733

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
6256 Current Rating: 6256 + 6380 = 12636 votesCurrent Rating: 6256 + 6380 = 12636 votes 6380

[301] 7: Iím from the church
3932 Current Rating: 3932 + 2996 = 6928 votesCurrent Rating: 3932 + 2996 = 6928 votes 2996

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
4005 Current Rating: 4005 + 3383 = 7388 votesCurrent Rating: 4005 + 3383 = 7388 votes 3383

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
4521 Current Rating: 4521 + 3924 = 8445 votesCurrent Rating: 4521 + 3924 = 8445 votes 3924

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
4412 Current Rating: 4412 + 6168 = 10580 votesCurrent Rating: 4412 + 6168 = 10580 votes 6168

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
4368 Current Rating: 4368 + 3449 = 7817 votesCurrent Rating: 4368 + 3449 = 7817 votes 3449


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
3737 Current Rating: 3737 + 2998 = 6735 votesCurrent Rating: 3737 + 2998 = 6735 votes 2998

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
4542 Current Rating: 4542 + 4135 = 8677 votesCurrent Rating: 4542 + 4135 = 8677 votes 4135

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
3159 Current Rating: 3159 + 2164 = 5323 votesCurrent Rating: 3159 + 2164 = 5323 votes 2164

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
3224 Current Rating: 3224 + 2461 = 5685 votesCurrent Rating: 3224 + 2461 = 5685 votes 2461

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
3342 Current Rating: 3342 + 3058 = 6400 votesCurrent Rating: 3342 + 3058 = 6400 votes 3058

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
3504 Current Rating: 3504 + 2907 = 6411 votesCurrent Rating: 3504 + 2907 = 6411 votes 2907

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
3923 Current Rating: 3923 + 3011 = 6934 votesCurrent Rating: 3923 + 3011 = 6934 votes 3011

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
3162 Current Rating: 3162 + 2418 = 5580 votesCurrent Rating: 3162 + 2418 = 5580 votes 2418

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
3586 Current Rating: 3586 + 3105 = 6691 votesCurrent Rating: 3586 + 3105 = 6691 votes 3105

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
3482 Current Rating: 3482 + 2860 = 6342 votesCurrent Rating: 3482 + 2860 = 6342 votes 2860

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
3286 Current Rating: 3286 + 2722 = 6008 votesCurrent Rating: 3286 + 2722 = 6008 votes 2722

[285] 9: Why so sad?
3073 Current Rating: 3073 + 2535 = 5608 votesCurrent Rating: 3073 + 2535 = 5608 votes 2535

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
3597 Current Rating: 3597 + 3152 = 6749 votesCurrent Rating: 3597 + 3152 = 6749 votes 3152

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
3291 Current Rating: 3291 + 2633 = 5924 votesCurrent Rating: 3291 + 2633 = 5924 votes 2633

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
3228 Current Rating: 3228 + 2589 = 5817 votesCurrent Rating: 3228 + 2589 = 5817 votes 2589

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
4362 Current Rating: 4362 + 3428 = 7790 votesCurrent Rating: 4362 + 3428 = 7790 votes 3428

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
3108 Current Rating: 3108 + 2546 = 5654 votesCurrent Rating: 3108 + 2546 = 5654 votes 2546


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
3363 Current Rating: 3363 + 2670 = 6033 votesCurrent Rating: 3363 + 2670 = 6033 votes 2670

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
3368 Current Rating: 3368 + 2713 = 6081 votesCurrent Rating: 3368 + 2713 = 6081 votes 2713

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
3525 Current Rating: 3525 + 2849 = 6374 votesCurrent Rating: 3525 + 2849 = 6374 votes 2849

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
3706 Current Rating: 3706 + 3165 = 6871 votesCurrent Rating: 3706 + 3165 = 6871 votes 3165

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
3598 Current Rating: 3598 + 2873 = 6471 votesCurrent Rating: 3598 + 2873 = 6471 votes 2873

[274] 24: I am the manager
3300 Current Rating: 3300 + 2666 = 5966 votesCurrent Rating: 3300 + 2666 = 5966 votes 2666

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
2975 Current Rating: 2975 + 2285 = 5260 votesCurrent Rating: 2975 + 2285 = 5260 votes 2285

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
3868 Current Rating: 3868 + 3408 = 7276 votesCurrent Rating: 3868 + 3408 = 7276 votes 3408

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 3089 = 7117 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 3089 = 7117 votes 3089

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
2984 Current Rating: 2984 + 2201 = 5185 votesCurrent Rating: 2984 + 2201 = 5185 votes 2201

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
3798 Current Rating: 3798 + 3056 = 6854 votesCurrent Rating: 3798 + 3056 = 6854 votes 3056

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
3991 Current Rating: 3991 + 3412 = 7403 votesCurrent Rating: 3991 + 3412 = 7403 votes 3412

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
3838 Current Rating: 3838 + 3365 = 7203 votesCurrent Rating: 3838 + 3365 = 7203 votes 3365

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
3022 Current Rating: 3022 + 2359 = 5381 votesCurrent Rating: 3022 + 2359 = 5381 votes 2359

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
3364 Current Rating: 3364 + 2733 = 6097 votesCurrent Rating: 3364 + 2733 = 6097 votes 2733

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
3222 Current Rating: 3222 + 2348 = 5570 votesCurrent Rating: 3222 + 2348 = 5570 votes 2348

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
2996 Current Rating: 2996 + 2496 = 5492 votesCurrent Rating: 2996 + 2496 = 5492 votes 2496

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
3929 Current Rating: 3929 + 3229 = 7158 votesCurrent Rating: 3929 + 3229 = 7158 votes 3229


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
2959 Current Rating: 2959 + 2251 = 5210 votesCurrent Rating: 2959 + 2251 = 5210 votes 2251

[260] 29: Wait here
3610 Current Rating: 3610 + 2959 = 6569 votesCurrent Rating: 3610 + 2959 = 6569 votes 2959

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 2926 = 6562 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 2926 = 6562 votes 2926

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
3561 Current Rating: 3561 + 3053 = 6614 votesCurrent Rating: 3561 + 3053 = 6614 votes 3053

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
3555 Current Rating: 3555 + 3019 = 6574 votesCurrent Rating: 3555 + 3019 = 6574 votes 3019

[256] 23: As my lawyer
3983 Current Rating: 3983 + 3217 = 7200 votesCurrent Rating: 3983 + 3217 = 7200 votes 3217

[255] 22: Sex is the price
3312 Current Rating: 3312 + 5223 = 8535 votesCurrent Rating: 3312 + 5223 = 8535 votes 5223

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
3460 Current Rating: 3460 + 2698 = 6158 votesCurrent Rating: 3460 + 2698 = 6158 votes 2698

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
3155 Current Rating: 3155 + 2513 = 5668 votesCurrent Rating: 3155 + 2513 = 5668 votes 2513

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
4588 Current Rating: 4588 + 6669 = 11257 votesCurrent Rating: 4588 + 6669 = 11257 votes 6669

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
5512 Current Rating: 5512 + 7582 = 13094 votesCurrent Rating: 5512 + 7582 = 13094 votes 7582

[250] 14: Those look heavy
4705 Current Rating: 4705 + 4026 = 8731 votesCurrent Rating: 4705 + 4026 = 8731 votes 4026

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
7522 Current Rating: 7522 + 9051 = 16573 votesCurrent Rating: 7522 + 9051 = 16573 votes 9051

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
3914 Current Rating: 3914 + 4831 = 8745 votesCurrent Rating: 3914 + 4831 = 8745 votes 4831

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
3208 Current Rating: 3208 + 2390 = 5598 votesCurrent Rating: 3208 + 2390 = 5598 votes 2390

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
3320 Current Rating: 3320 + 2575 = 5895 votesCurrent Rating: 3320 + 2575 = 5895 votes 2575

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 3145 = 6971 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 3145 = 6971 votes 3145

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
4794 Current Rating: 4794 + 4160 = 8954 votesCurrent Rating: 4794 + 4160 = 8954 votes 4160

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
4036 Current Rating: 4036 + 3336 = 7372 votesCurrent Rating: 4036 + 3336 = 7372 votes 3336

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
3694 Current Rating: 3694 + 6288 = 9982 votesCurrent Rating: 3694 + 6288 = 9982 votes 6288

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
4572 Current Rating: 4572 + 3893 = 8465 votesCurrent Rating: 4572 + 3893 = 8465 votes 3893


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
4484 Current Rating: 4484 + 3643 = 8127 votesCurrent Rating: 4484 + 3643 = 8127 votes 3643

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
3784 Current Rating: 3784 + 3074 = 6858 votesCurrent Rating: 3784 + 3074 = 6858 votes 3074

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
3724 Current Rating: 3724 + 2837 = 6561 votesCurrent Rating: 3724 + 2837 = 6561 votes 2837

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
3030 Current Rating: 3030 + 2290 = 5320 votesCurrent Rating: 3030 + 2290 = 5320 votes 2290

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
3558 Current Rating: 3558 + 2841 = 6399 votesCurrent Rating: 3558 + 2841 = 6399 votes 2841

[235] 23: My dog died last week
3469 Current Rating: 3469 + 2577 = 6046 votesCurrent Rating: 3469 + 2577 = 6046 votes 2577

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
3903 Current Rating: 3903 + 3261 = 7164 votesCurrent Rating: 3903 + 3261 = 7164 votes 3261

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
3473 Current Rating: 3473 + 4479 = 7952 votesCurrent Rating: 3473 + 4479 = 7952 votes 4479

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
3621 Current Rating: 3621 + 2851 = 6472 votesCurrent Rating: 3621 + 2851 = 6472 votes 2851

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
3728 Current Rating: 3728 + 2814 = 6542 votesCurrent Rating: 3728 + 2814 = 6542 votes 2814

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
3501 Current Rating: 3501 + 2948 = 6449 votesCurrent Rating: 3501 + 2948 = 6449 votes 2948

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
3478 Current Rating: 3478 + 2730 = 6208 votesCurrent Rating: 3478 + 2730 = 6208 votes 2730

[228] 10: You have to defend me
3440 Current Rating: 3440 + 2719 = 6159 votesCurrent Rating: 3440 + 2719 = 6159 votes 2719

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
3551 Current Rating: 3551 + 2812 = 6363 votesCurrent Rating: 3551 + 2812 = 6363 votes 2812

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
3491 Current Rating: 3491 + 2857 = 6348 votesCurrent Rating: 3491 + 2857 = 6348 votes 2857

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 2853 = 6486 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 2853 = 6486 votes 2853

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
3974 Current Rating: 3974 + 6372 = 10346 votesCurrent Rating: 3974 + 6372 = 10346 votes 6372

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
5490 Current Rating: 5490 + 4549 = 10039 votesCurrent Rating: 5490 + 4549 = 10039 votes 4549

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
4802 Current Rating: 4802 + 4524 = 9326 votesCurrent Rating: 4802 + 4524 = 9326 votes 4524

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
4208 Current Rating: 4208 + 6054 = 10262 votesCurrent Rating: 4208 + 6054 = 10262 votes 6054


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
10158 Current Rating: 10158 + 11682 = 21840 votesCurrent Rating: 10158 + 11682 = 21840 votes 11682

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
3734 Current Rating: 3734 + 3005 = 6739 votesCurrent Rating: 3734 + 3005 = 6739 votes 3005

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
3870 Current Rating: 3870 + 5891 = 9761 votesCurrent Rating: 3870 + 5891 = 9761 votes 5891

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 6354 = 9987 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 6354 = 9987 votes 6354

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
3863 Current Rating: 3863 + 5620 = 9483 votesCurrent Rating: 3863 + 5620 = 9483 votes 5620

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
4452 Current Rating: 4452 + 6333 = 10785 votesCurrent Rating: 4452 + 6333 = 10785 votes 6333

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
4076 Current Rating: 4076 + 3118 = 7194 votesCurrent Rating: 4076 + 3118 = 7194 votes 3118

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
2773 Current Rating: 2773 + 1841 = 4614 votesCurrent Rating: 2773 + 1841 = 4614 votes 1841

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
2890 Current Rating: 2890 + 2149 = 5039 votesCurrent Rating: 2890 + 2149 = 5039 votes 2149

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
3595 Current Rating: 3595 + 2918 = 6513 votesCurrent Rating: 3595 + 2918 = 6513 votes 2918

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
3209 Current Rating: 3209 + 2845 = 6054 votesCurrent Rating: 3209 + 2845 = 6054 votes 2845

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
4247 Current Rating: 4247 + 3459 = 7706 votesCurrent Rating: 4247 + 3459 = 7706 votes 3459

[208] 12: Since we got married
3294 Current Rating: 3294 + 4235 = 7529 votesCurrent Rating: 3294 + 4235 = 7529 votes 4235

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
4948 Current Rating: 4948 + 4257 = 9205 votesCurrent Rating: 4948 + 4257 = 9205 votes 4257

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
5947 Current Rating: 5947 + 6359 = 12306 votesCurrent Rating: 5947 + 6359 = 12306 votes 6359

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
4870 Current Rating: 4870 + 4471 = 9341 votesCurrent Rating: 4870 + 4471 = 9341 votes 4471

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
3656 Current Rating: 3656 + 2669 = 6325 votesCurrent Rating: 3656 + 2669 = 6325 votes 2669

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
5957 Current Rating: 5957 + 6504 = 12461 votesCurrent Rating: 5957 + 6504 = 12461 votes 6504

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
3700 Current Rating: 3700 + 2877 = 6577 votesCurrent Rating: 3700 + 2877 = 6577 votes 2877


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
3833 Current Rating: 3833 + 3269 = 7102 votesCurrent Rating: 3833 + 3269 = 7102 votes 3269

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
6327 Current Rating: 6327 + 6507 = 12834 votesCurrent Rating: 6327 + 6507 = 12834 votes 6507

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
7668 Current Rating: 7668 + 8035 = 15703 votesCurrent Rating: 7668 + 8035 = 15703 votes 8035

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
5136 Current Rating: 5136 + 6152 = 11288 votesCurrent Rating: 5136 + 6152 = 11288 votes 6152

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
3567 Current Rating: 3567 + 4546 = 8113 votesCurrent Rating: 3567 + 4546 = 8113 votes 4546

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
5540 Current Rating: 5540 + 4837 = 10377 votesCurrent Rating: 5540 + 4837 = 10377 votes 4837

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
3232 Current Rating: 3232 + 2637 = 5869 votesCurrent Rating: 3232 + 2637 = 5869 votes 2637

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
4528 Current Rating: 4528 + 4617 = 9145 votesCurrent Rating: 4528 + 4617 = 9145 votes 4617

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
4040 Current Rating: 4040 + 3268 = 7308 votesCurrent Rating: 4040 + 3268 = 7308 votes 3268

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
5077 Current Rating: 5077 + 8817 = 13894 votesCurrent Rating: 5077 + 8817 = 13894 votes 8817

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
3996 Current Rating: 3996 + 5919 = 9915 votesCurrent Rating: 3996 + 5919 = 9915 votes 5919

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
3599 Current Rating: 3599 + 2947 = 6546 votesCurrent Rating: 3599 + 2947 = 6546 votes 2947

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 3074 = 7082 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 3074 = 7082 votes 3074

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
2993 Current Rating: 2993 + 2328 = 5321 votesCurrent Rating: 2993 + 2328 = 5321 votes 2328

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
3449 Current Rating: 3449 + 2733 = 6182 votesCurrent Rating: 3449 + 2733 = 6182 votes 2733

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
3277 Current Rating: 3277 + 2526 = 5803 votesCurrent Rating: 3277 + 2526 = 5803 votes 2526

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
3529 Current Rating: 3529 + 2937 = 6466 votesCurrent Rating: 3529 + 2937 = 6466 votes 2937


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
3185 Current Rating: 3185 + 2547 = 5732 votesCurrent Rating: 3185 + 2547 = 5732 votes 2547

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
4113 Current Rating: 4113 + 3551 = 7664 votesCurrent Rating: 4113 + 3551 = 7664 votes 3551

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
3538 Current Rating: 3538 + 2860 = 6398 votesCurrent Rating: 3538 + 2860 = 6398 votes 2860

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
3362 Current Rating: 3362 + 2784 = 6146 votesCurrent Rating: 3362 + 2784 = 6146 votes 2784

[180] 24: The good news is that
3593 Current Rating: 3593 + 2718 = 6311 votesCurrent Rating: 3593 + 2718 = 6311 votes 2718

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
4103 Current Rating: 4103 + 3334 = 7437 votesCurrent Rating: 4103 + 3334 = 7437 votes 3334

[178] 19: My doctor told me
3298 Current Rating: 3298 + 2533 = 5831 votesCurrent Rating: 3298 + 2533 = 5831 votes 2533

[177] 18: As my lawyer
4441 Current Rating: 4441 + 6032 = 10473 votesCurrent Rating: 4441 + 6032 = 10473 votes 6032

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
3513 Current Rating: 3513 + 2876 = 6389 votesCurrent Rating: 3513 + 2876 = 6389 votes 2876

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
3943 Current Rating: 3943 + 3465 = 7408 votesCurrent Rating: 3943 + 3465 = 7408 votes 3465

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
3595 Current Rating: 3595 + 2728 = 6323 votesCurrent Rating: 3595 + 2728 = 6323 votes 2728

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
4074 Current Rating: 4074 + 3155 = 7229 votesCurrent Rating: 4074 + 3155 = 7229 votes 3155

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
3577 Current Rating: 3577 + 2940 = 6517 votesCurrent Rating: 3577 + 2940 = 6517 votes 2940

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
4919 Current Rating: 4919 + 6826 = 11745 votesCurrent Rating: 4919 + 6826 = 11745 votes 6826

[170] 9: I just had another fight
3904 Current Rating: 3904 + 3108 = 7012 votesCurrent Rating: 3904 + 3108 = 7012 votes 3108

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
3651 Current Rating: 3651 + 3336 = 6987 votesCurrent Rating: 3651 + 3336 = 6987 votes 3336

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
4079 Current Rating: 4079 + 3233 = 7312 votesCurrent Rating: 4079 + 3233 = 7312 votes 3233

[167] 4: Do you know why
4104 Current Rating: 4104 + 3438 = 7542 votesCurrent Rating: 4104 + 3438 = 7542 votes 3438

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
4997 Current Rating: 4997 + 4081 = 9078 votesCurrent Rating: 4997 + 4081 = 9078 votes 4081

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
4214 Current Rating: 4214 + 4197 = 8411 votesCurrent Rating: 4214 + 4197 = 8411 votes 4197

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
3293 Current Rating: 3293 + 2638 = 5931 votesCurrent Rating: 3293 + 2638 = 5931 votes 2638


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
2954 Current Rating: 2954 + 2145 = 5099 votesCurrent Rating: 2954 + 2145 = 5099 votes 2145

[162] 25: What?
4069 Current Rating: 4069 + 3436 = 7505 votesCurrent Rating: 4069 + 3436 = 7505 votes 3436

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
3805 Current Rating: 3805 + 3201 = 7006 votesCurrent Rating: 3805 + 3201 = 7006 votes 3201

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
2848 Current Rating: 2848 + 2257 = 5105 votesCurrent Rating: 2848 + 2257 = 5105 votes 2257

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
3017 Current Rating: 3017 + 2151 = 5168 votesCurrent Rating: 3017 + 2151 = 5168 votes 2151

[158] 19: You look well rested
3825 Current Rating: 3825 + 3064 = 6889 votesCurrent Rating: 3825 + 3064 = 6889 votes 3064

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
5156 Current Rating: 5156 + 4552 = 9708 votesCurrent Rating: 5156 + 4552 = 9708 votes 4552

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
4450 Current Rating: 4450 + 3920 = 8370 votesCurrent Rating: 4450 + 3920 = 8370 votes 3920

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
3135 Current Rating: 3135 + 2382 = 5517 votesCurrent Rating: 3135 + 2382 = 5517 votes 2382

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
3302 Current Rating: 3302 + 2620 = 5922 votesCurrent Rating: 3302 + 2620 = 5922 votes 2620

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
3627 Current Rating: 3627 + 2821 = 6448 votesCurrent Rating: 3627 + 2821 = 6448 votes 2821

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
3522 Current Rating: 3522 + 2917 = 6439 votesCurrent Rating: 3522 + 2917 = 6439 votes 2917

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
3434 Current Rating: 3434 + 2702 = 6136 votesCurrent Rating: 3434 + 2702 = 6136 votes 2702

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
3441 Current Rating: 3441 + 2948 = 6389 votesCurrent Rating: 3441 + 2948 = 6389 votes 2948

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
3716 Current Rating: 3716 + 2980 = 6696 votesCurrent Rating: 3716 + 2980 = 6696 votes 2980

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
3820 Current Rating: 3820 + 3418 = 7238 votesCurrent Rating: 3820 + 3418 = 7238 votes 3418

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
3540 Current Rating: 3540 + 2691 = 6231 votesCurrent Rating: 3540 + 2691 = 6231 votes 2691

[146] 3: What do women and dog
3097 Current Rating: 3097 + 2475 = 5572 votesCurrent Rating: 3097 + 2475 = 5572 votes 2475

[145] 2: You look happy
3039 Current Rating: 3039 + 2293 = 5332 votesCurrent Rating: 3039 + 2293 = 5332 votes 2293

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
4347 Current Rating: 4347 + 3765 = 8112 votesCurrent Rating: 4347 + 3765 = 8112 votes 3765


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
3539 Current Rating: 3539 + 2854 = 6393 votesCurrent Rating: 3539 + 2854 = 6393 votes 2854

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
3600 Current Rating: 3600 + 2825 = 6425 votesCurrent Rating: 3600 + 2825 = 6425 votes 2825

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
3088 Current Rating: 3088 + 2471 = 5559 votesCurrent Rating: 3088 + 2471 = 5559 votes 2471

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
4307 Current Rating: 4307 + 3698 = 8005 votesCurrent Rating: 4307 + 3698 = 8005 votes 3698

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 2989 = 6613 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 2989 = 6613 votes 2989

[138] 22: I love your forehead
3043 Current Rating: 3043 + 2491 = 5534 votesCurrent Rating: 3043 + 2491 = 5534 votes 2491

[137] 21: I got banned
3663 Current Rating: 3663 + 2892 = 6555 votesCurrent Rating: 3663 + 2892 = 6555 votes 2892

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
3505 Current Rating: 3505 + 2798 = 6303 votesCurrent Rating: 3505 + 2798 = 6303 votes 2798

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
3621 Current Rating: 3621 + 3028 = 6649 votesCurrent Rating: 3621 + 3028 = 6649 votes 3028

[134] 15: What are you watching?
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 2923 = 6559 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 2923 = 6559 votes 2923

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
3294 Current Rating: 3294 + 2420 = 5714 votesCurrent Rating: 3294 + 2420 = 5714 votes 2420

[132] 13: I just want you to know
2925 Current Rating: 2925 + 2273 = 5198 votesCurrent Rating: 2925 + 2273 = 5198 votes 2273

[131] 12: I just read that the female
3583 Current Rating: 3583 + 6371 = 9954 votesCurrent Rating: 3583 + 6371 = 9954 votes 6371

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
3900 Current Rating: 3900 + 3029 = 6929 votesCurrent Rating: 3900 + 3029 = 6929 votes 3029






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