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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
19147 Current Rating: 19147 + 23070 = 42217 votesCurrent Rating: 19147 + 23070 = 42217 votes 23070

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
7993 Current Rating: 7993 + 8653 = 16646 votesCurrent Rating: 7993 + 8653 = 16646 votes 8653

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
14348 Current Rating: 14348 + 15221 = 29569 votesCurrent Rating: 14348 + 15221 = 29569 votes 15221

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
3608 Current Rating: 3608 + 3178 = 6786 votesCurrent Rating: 3608 + 3178 = 6786 votes 3178

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
4118 Current Rating: 4118 + 3358 = 7476 votesCurrent Rating: 4118 + 3358 = 7476 votes 3358

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
3945 Current Rating: 3945 + 3276 = 7221 votesCurrent Rating: 3945 + 3276 = 7221 votes 3276

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
3909 Current Rating: 3909 + 3188 = 7097 votesCurrent Rating: 3909 + 3188 = 7097 votes 3188

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
3835 Current Rating: 3835 + 2966 = 6801 votesCurrent Rating: 3835 + 2966 = 6801 votes 2966

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
5150 Current Rating: 5150 + 4280 = 9430 votesCurrent Rating: 5150 + 4280 = 9430 votes 4280

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
4035 Current Rating: 4035 + 3266 = 7301 votesCurrent Rating: 4035 + 3266 = 7301 votes 3266

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
5569 Current Rating: 5569 + 5159 = 10728 votesCurrent Rating: 5569 + 5159 = 10728 votes 5159


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
4462 Current Rating: 4462 + 6378 = 10840 votesCurrent Rating: 4462 + 6378 = 10840 votes 6378

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
3650 Current Rating: 3650 + 2677 = 6327 votesCurrent Rating: 3650 + 2677 = 6327 votes 2677

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
6032 Current Rating: 6032 + 5976 = 12008 votesCurrent Rating: 6032 + 5976 = 12008 votes 5976

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
4662 Current Rating: 4662 + 3910 = 8572 votesCurrent Rating: 4662 + 3910 = 8572 votes 3910

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
5256 Current Rating: 5256 + 4304 = 9560 votesCurrent Rating: 5256 + 4304 = 9560 votes 4304

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
17519 Current Rating: 17519 + 17379 = 34898 votesCurrent Rating: 17519 + 17379 = 34898 votes 17379

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
4534 Current Rating: 4534 + 4165 = 8699 votesCurrent Rating: 4534 + 4165 = 8699 votes 4165

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
7861 Current Rating: 7861 + 7323 = 15184 votesCurrent Rating: 7861 + 7323 = 15184 votes 7323

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
4341 Current Rating: 4341 + 4094 = 8435 votesCurrent Rating: 4341 + 4094 = 8435 votes 4094

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
3687 Current Rating: 3687 + 2868 = 6555 votesCurrent Rating: 3687 + 2868 = 6555 votes 2868

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
4669 Current Rating: 4669 + 3950 = 8619 votesCurrent Rating: 4669 + 3950 = 8619 votes 3950

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
5999 Current Rating: 5999 + 6040 = 12039 votesCurrent Rating: 5999 + 6040 = 12039 votes 6040

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
3952 Current Rating: 3952 + 3152 = 7104 votesCurrent Rating: 3952 + 3152 = 7104 votes 3152

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
3612 Current Rating: 3612 + 2645 = 6257 votesCurrent Rating: 3612 + 2645 = 6257 votes 2645

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
6632 Current Rating: 6632 + 5941 = 12573 votesCurrent Rating: 6632 + 5941 = 12573 votes 5941

[314] 2: What should we do now
3841 Current Rating: 3841 + 3101 = 6942 votesCurrent Rating: 3841 + 3101 = 6942 votes 3101

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
4723 Current Rating: 4723 + 3956 = 8679 votesCurrent Rating: 4723 + 3956 = 8679 votes 3956


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
5704 Current Rating: 5704 + 5109 = 10813 votesCurrent Rating: 5704 + 5109 = 10813 votes 5109

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
4269 Current Rating: 4269 + 3463 = 7732 votesCurrent Rating: 4269 + 3463 = 7732 votes 3463

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
4498 Current Rating: 4498 + 4579 = 9077 votesCurrent Rating: 4498 + 4579 = 9077 votes 4579

[309] 21: I feel horrible
5362 Current Rating: 5362 + 4539 = 9901 votesCurrent Rating: 5362 + 4539 = 9901 votes 4539

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
5701 Current Rating: 5701 + 6777 = 12478 votesCurrent Rating: 5701 + 6777 = 12478 votes 6777

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
4254 Current Rating: 4254 + 3437 = 7691 votesCurrent Rating: 4254 + 3437 = 7691 votes 3437

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
3793 Current Rating: 3793 + 3006 = 6799 votesCurrent Rating: 3793 + 3006 = 6799 votes 3006

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
4109 Current Rating: 4109 + 3232 = 7341 votesCurrent Rating: 4109 + 3232 = 7341 votes 3232

[304] 13: What are you doing?
4726 Current Rating: 4726 + 3965 = 8691 votesCurrent Rating: 4726 + 3965 = 8691 votes 3965

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
3846 Current Rating: 3846 + 3087 = 6933 votesCurrent Rating: 3846 + 3087 = 6933 votes 3087

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
6485 Current Rating: 6485 + 6580 = 13065 votesCurrent Rating: 6485 + 6580 = 13065 votes 6580

[301] 7: Iím from the church
4231 Current Rating: 4231 + 4431 = 8662 votesCurrent Rating: 4231 + 4431 = 8662 votes 4431

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
4291 Current Rating: 4291 + 3625 = 7916 votesCurrent Rating: 4291 + 3625 = 7916 votes 3625

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
4800 Current Rating: 4800 + 4154 = 8954 votesCurrent Rating: 4800 + 4154 = 8954 votes 4154

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
4684 Current Rating: 4684 + 6401 = 11085 votesCurrent Rating: 4684 + 6401 = 11085 votes 6401

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
4643 Current Rating: 4643 + 3686 = 8329 votesCurrent Rating: 4643 + 3686 = 8329 votes 3686


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
4045 Current Rating: 4045 + 3285 = 7330 votesCurrent Rating: 4045 + 3285 = 7330 votes 3285

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
4804 Current Rating: 4804 + 4353 = 9157 votesCurrent Rating: 4804 + 4353 = 9157 votes 4353

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
3603 Current Rating: 3603 + 3738 = 7341 votesCurrent Rating: 3603 + 3738 = 7341 votes 3738

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
3654 Current Rating: 3654 + 2853 = 6507 votesCurrent Rating: 3654 + 2853 = 6507 votes 2853

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
3649 Current Rating: 3649 + 3349 = 6998 votesCurrent Rating: 3649 + 3349 = 6998 votes 3349

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 3185 = 6984 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 3185 = 6984 votes 3185

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
4192 Current Rating: 4192 + 3277 = 7469 votesCurrent Rating: 4192 + 3277 = 7469 votes 3277

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
3606 Current Rating: 3606 + 2790 = 6396 votesCurrent Rating: 3606 + 2790 = 6396 votes 2790

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
3875 Current Rating: 3875 + 3382 = 7257 votesCurrent Rating: 3875 + 3382 = 7257 votes 3382

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3200 = 7042 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3200 = 7042 votes 3200

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 3045 = 6668 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 3045 = 6668 votes 3045

[285] 9: Why so sad?
3383 Current Rating: 3383 + 2826 = 6209 votesCurrent Rating: 3383 + 2826 = 6209 votes 2826

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
3881 Current Rating: 3881 + 3427 = 7308 votesCurrent Rating: 3881 + 3427 = 7308 votes 3427

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
3647 Current Rating: 3647 + 2964 = 6611 votesCurrent Rating: 3647 + 2964 = 6611 votes 2964

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
3637 Current Rating: 3637 + 2952 = 6589 votesCurrent Rating: 3637 + 2952 = 6589 votes 2952

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
4657 Current Rating: 4657 + 3695 = 8352 votesCurrent Rating: 4657 + 3695 = 8352 votes 3695

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
3447 Current Rating: 3447 + 2877 = 6324 votesCurrent Rating: 3447 + 2877 = 6324 votes 2877


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
3677 Current Rating: 3677 + 2971 = 6648 votesCurrent Rating: 3677 + 2971 = 6648 votes 2971

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
3677 Current Rating: 3677 + 3014 = 6691 votesCurrent Rating: 3677 + 3014 = 6691 votes 3014

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 3156 = 6982 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 3156 = 6982 votes 3156

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
3982 Current Rating: 3982 + 3418 = 7400 votesCurrent Rating: 3982 + 3418 = 7400 votes 3418

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
3896 Current Rating: 3896 + 3155 = 7051 votesCurrent Rating: 3896 + 3155 = 7051 votes 3155

[274] 24: I am the manager
3611 Current Rating: 3611 + 2954 = 6565 votesCurrent Rating: 3611 + 2954 = 6565 votes 2954

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
3325 Current Rating: 3325 + 2607 = 5932 votesCurrent Rating: 3325 + 2607 = 5932 votes 2607

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
4144 Current Rating: 4144 + 3681 = 7825 votesCurrent Rating: 4144 + 3681 = 7825 votes 3681

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
4348 Current Rating: 4348 + 4537 = 8885 votesCurrent Rating: 4348 + 4537 = 8885 votes 4537

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
3333 Current Rating: 3333 + 2519 = 5852 votesCurrent Rating: 3333 + 2519 = 5852 votes 2519

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
4080 Current Rating: 4080 + 3321 = 7401 votesCurrent Rating: 4080 + 3321 = 7401 votes 3321

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
4254 Current Rating: 4254 + 3630 = 7884 votesCurrent Rating: 4254 + 3630 = 7884 votes 3630

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
4154 Current Rating: 4154 + 3656 = 7810 votesCurrent Rating: 4154 + 3656 = 7810 votes 3656

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
3345 Current Rating: 3345 + 2668 = 6013 votesCurrent Rating: 3345 + 2668 = 6013 votes 2668

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
3681 Current Rating: 3681 + 3034 = 6715 votesCurrent Rating: 3681 + 3034 = 6715 votes 3034

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
3639 Current Rating: 3639 + 2711 = 6350 votesCurrent Rating: 3639 + 2711 = 6350 votes 2711

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
3339 Current Rating: 3339 + 2839 = 6178 votesCurrent Rating: 3339 + 2839 = 6178 votes 2839

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
4206 Current Rating: 4206 + 3479 = 7685 votesCurrent Rating: 4206 + 3479 = 7685 votes 3479


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
3340 Current Rating: 3340 + 2650 = 5990 votesCurrent Rating: 3340 + 2650 = 5990 votes 2650

[260] 29: Wait here
3935 Current Rating: 3935 + 3256 = 7191 votesCurrent Rating: 3935 + 3256 = 7191 votes 3256

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
3981 Current Rating: 3981 + 3251 = 7232 votesCurrent Rating: 3981 + 3251 = 7232 votes 3251

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
3871 Current Rating: 3871 + 3344 = 7215 votesCurrent Rating: 3871 + 3344 = 7215 votes 3344

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
4025 Current Rating: 4025 + 3420 = 7445 votesCurrent Rating: 4025 + 3420 = 7445 votes 3420

[256] 23: As my lawyer
4258 Current Rating: 4258 + 3437 = 7695 votesCurrent Rating: 4258 + 3437 = 7695 votes 3437

[255] 22: Sex is the price
3634 Current Rating: 3634 + 5523 = 9157 votesCurrent Rating: 3634 + 5523 = 9157 votes 5523

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
3812 Current Rating: 3812 + 3046 = 6858 votesCurrent Rating: 3812 + 3046 = 6858 votes 3046

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
3596 Current Rating: 3596 + 2925 = 6521 votesCurrent Rating: 3596 + 2925 = 6521 votes 2925

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
4873 Current Rating: 4873 + 6916 = 11789 votesCurrent Rating: 4873 + 6916 = 11789 votes 6916

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
5761 Current Rating: 5761 + 7796 = 13557 votesCurrent Rating: 5761 + 7796 = 13557 votes 7796

[250] 14: Those look heavy
5011 Current Rating: 5011 + 4333 = 9344 votesCurrent Rating: 5011 + 4333 = 9344 votes 4333

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
7767 Current Rating: 7767 + 9279 = 17046 votesCurrent Rating: 7767 + 9279 = 17046 votes 9279

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
4219 Current Rating: 4219 + 5091 = 9310 votesCurrent Rating: 4219 + 5091 = 9310 votes 5091

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
3679 Current Rating: 3679 + 2782 = 6461 votesCurrent Rating: 3679 + 2782 = 6461 votes 2782

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
3652 Current Rating: 3652 + 2906 = 6558 votesCurrent Rating: 3652 + 2906 = 6558 votes 2906

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
4220 Current Rating: 4220 + 3502 = 7722 votesCurrent Rating: 4220 + 3502 = 7722 votes 3502

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
5086 Current Rating: 5086 + 4392 = 9478 votesCurrent Rating: 5086 + 4392 = 9478 votes 4392

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
4357 Current Rating: 4357 + 3580 = 7937 votesCurrent Rating: 4357 + 3580 = 7937 votes 3580

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
3973 Current Rating: 3973 + 6549 = 10522 votesCurrent Rating: 3973 + 6549 = 10522 votes 6549

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
4827 Current Rating: 4827 + 4113 = 8940 votesCurrent Rating: 4827 + 4113 = 8940 votes 4113


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
4746 Current Rating: 4746 + 3872 = 8618 votesCurrent Rating: 4746 + 3872 = 8618 votes 3872

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
4265 Current Rating: 4265 + 3522 = 7787 votesCurrent Rating: 4265 + 3522 = 7787 votes 3522

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
4005 Current Rating: 4005 + 3100 = 7105 votesCurrent Rating: 4005 + 3100 = 7105 votes 3100

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
3356 Current Rating: 3356 + 2606 = 5962 votesCurrent Rating: 3356 + 2606 = 5962 votes 2606

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
3903 Current Rating: 3903 + 3160 = 7063 votesCurrent Rating: 3903 + 3160 = 7063 votes 3160

[235] 23: My dog died last week
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 2927 = 6753 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 2927 = 6753 votes 2927

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
4165 Current Rating: 4165 + 3525 = 7690 votesCurrent Rating: 4165 + 3525 = 7690 votes 3525

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
3860 Current Rating: 3860 + 4861 = 8721 votesCurrent Rating: 3860 + 4861 = 8721 votes 4861

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
3908 Current Rating: 3908 + 3126 = 7034 votesCurrent Rating: 3908 + 3126 = 7034 votes 3126

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
4027 Current Rating: 4027 + 3084 = 7111 votesCurrent Rating: 4027 + 3084 = 7111 votes 3084

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
3804 Current Rating: 3804 + 3236 = 7040 votesCurrent Rating: 3804 + 3236 = 7040 votes 3236

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
3833 Current Rating: 3833 + 3078 = 6911 votesCurrent Rating: 3833 + 3078 = 6911 votes 3078

[228] 10: You have to defend me
6108 Current Rating: 6108 + 5381 = 11489 votesCurrent Rating: 6108 + 5381 = 11489 votes 5381

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
3956 Current Rating: 3956 + 3206 = 7162 votesCurrent Rating: 3956 + 3206 = 7162 votes 3206

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
3850 Current Rating: 3850 + 3203 = 7053 votesCurrent Rating: 3850 + 3203 = 7053 votes 3203

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
3912 Current Rating: 3912 + 3125 = 7037 votesCurrent Rating: 3912 + 3125 = 7037 votes 3125

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
4328 Current Rating: 4328 + 6666 = 10994 votesCurrent Rating: 4328 + 6666 = 10994 votes 6666

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
5742 Current Rating: 5742 + 4765 = 10507 votesCurrent Rating: 5742 + 4765 = 10507 votes 4765

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
5062 Current Rating: 5062 + 4740 = 9802 votesCurrent Rating: 5062 + 4740 = 9802 votes 4740

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
4483 Current Rating: 4483 + 6256 = 10739 votesCurrent Rating: 4483 + 6256 = 10739 votes 6256


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
10490 Current Rating: 10490 + 11987 = 22477 votesCurrent Rating: 10490 + 11987 = 22477 votes 11987

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 3255 = 7263 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 3255 = 7263 votes 3255

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
4372 Current Rating: 4372 + 6335 = 10707 votesCurrent Rating: 4372 + 6335 = 10707 votes 6335

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
3929 Current Rating: 3929 + 6630 = 10559 votesCurrent Rating: 3929 + 6630 = 10559 votes 6630

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
4150 Current Rating: 4150 + 5884 = 10034 votesCurrent Rating: 4150 + 5884 = 10034 votes 5884

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
4694 Current Rating: 4694 + 6536 = 11230 votesCurrent Rating: 4694 + 6536 = 11230 votes 6536

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
4380 Current Rating: 4380 + 4440 = 8820 votesCurrent Rating: 4380 + 4440 = 8820 votes 4440

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
3114 Current Rating: 3114 + 2152 = 5266 votesCurrent Rating: 3114 + 2152 = 5266 votes 2152

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
3224 Current Rating: 3224 + 2493 = 5717 votesCurrent Rating: 3224 + 2493 = 5717 votes 2493

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
3900 Current Rating: 3900 + 3199 = 7099 votesCurrent Rating: 3900 + 3199 = 7099 votes 3199

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
3688 Current Rating: 3688 + 3214 = 6902 votesCurrent Rating: 3688 + 3214 = 6902 votes 3214

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
4527 Current Rating: 4527 + 3705 = 8232 votesCurrent Rating: 4527 + 3705 = 8232 votes 3705

[208] 12: Since we got married
3593 Current Rating: 3593 + 4540 = 8133 votesCurrent Rating: 3593 + 4540 = 8133 votes 4540

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
5195 Current Rating: 5195 + 4467 = 9662 votesCurrent Rating: 5195 + 4467 = 9662 votes 4467

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
6175 Current Rating: 6175 + 6548 = 12723 votesCurrent Rating: 6175 + 6548 = 12723 votes 6548

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
5096 Current Rating: 5096 + 4657 = 9753 votesCurrent Rating: 5096 + 4657 = 9753 votes 4657

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
3939 Current Rating: 3939 + 4949 = 8888 votesCurrent Rating: 3939 + 4949 = 8888 votes 4949

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
6240 Current Rating: 6240 + 6806 = 13046 votesCurrent Rating: 6240 + 6806 = 13046 votes 6806

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
3996 Current Rating: 3996 + 3144 = 7140 votesCurrent Rating: 3996 + 3144 = 7140 votes 3144


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
4103 Current Rating: 4103 + 3538 = 7641 votesCurrent Rating: 4103 + 3538 = 7641 votes 3538

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
6552 Current Rating: 6552 + 6692 = 13244 votesCurrent Rating: 6552 + 6692 = 13244 votes 6692

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
7881 Current Rating: 7881 + 8229 = 16110 votesCurrent Rating: 7881 + 8229 = 16110 votes 8229

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
5426 Current Rating: 5426 + 6412 = 11838 votesCurrent Rating: 5426 + 6412 = 11838 votes 6412

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
3862 Current Rating: 3862 + 4822 = 8684 votesCurrent Rating: 3862 + 4822 = 8684 votes 4822

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
5788 Current Rating: 5788 + 5056 = 10844 votesCurrent Rating: 5788 + 5056 = 10844 votes 5056

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
3613 Current Rating: 3613 + 2979 = 6592 votesCurrent Rating: 3613 + 2979 = 6592 votes 2979

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
4791 Current Rating: 4791 + 4845 = 9636 votesCurrent Rating: 4791 + 4845 = 9636 votes 4845

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
4326 Current Rating: 4326 + 3487 = 7813 votesCurrent Rating: 4326 + 3487 = 7813 votes 3487

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
5309 Current Rating: 5309 + 9006 = 14315 votesCurrent Rating: 5309 + 9006 = 14315 votes 9006

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
4252 Current Rating: 4252 + 6128 = 10380 votesCurrent Rating: 4252 + 6128 = 10380 votes 6128

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
3879 Current Rating: 3879 + 3213 = 7092 votesCurrent Rating: 3879 + 3213 = 7092 votes 3213

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
4278 Current Rating: 4278 + 3308 = 7586 votesCurrent Rating: 4278 + 3308 = 7586 votes 3308

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
3306 Current Rating: 3306 + 2643 = 5949 votesCurrent Rating: 3306 + 2643 = 5949 votes 2643

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
3814 Current Rating: 3814 + 3088 = 6902 votesCurrent Rating: 3814 + 3088 = 6902 votes 3088

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
3590 Current Rating: 3590 + 2827 = 6417 votesCurrent Rating: 3590 + 2827 = 6417 votes 2827

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
3819 Current Rating: 3819 + 3220 = 7039 votesCurrent Rating: 3819 + 3220 = 7039 votes 3220


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 2909 = 6542 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 2909 = 6542 votes 2909

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
4388 Current Rating: 4388 + 3759 = 8147 votesCurrent Rating: 4388 + 3759 = 8147 votes 3759

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
3857 Current Rating: 3857 + 3171 = 7028 votesCurrent Rating: 3857 + 3171 = 7028 votes 3171

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
3678 Current Rating: 3678 + 3085 = 6763 votesCurrent Rating: 3678 + 3085 = 6763 votes 3085

[180] 24: The good news is that
3898 Current Rating: 3898 + 3013 = 6911 votesCurrent Rating: 3898 + 3013 = 6911 votes 3013

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
4382 Current Rating: 4382 + 3573 = 7955 votesCurrent Rating: 4382 + 3573 = 7955 votes 3573

[178] 19: My doctor told me
3650 Current Rating: 3650 + 2865 = 6515 votesCurrent Rating: 3650 + 2865 = 6515 votes 2865

[177] 18: As my lawyer
4699 Current Rating: 4699 + 6253 = 10952 votesCurrent Rating: 4699 + 6253 = 10952 votes 6253

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
3815 Current Rating: 3815 + 3155 = 6970 votesCurrent Rating: 3815 + 3155 = 6970 votes 3155

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
4270 Current Rating: 4270 + 3748 = 8018 votesCurrent Rating: 4270 + 3748 = 8018 votes 3748

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
3878 Current Rating: 3878 + 3005 = 6883 votesCurrent Rating: 3878 + 3005 = 6883 votes 3005

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
4382 Current Rating: 4382 + 3387 = 7769 votesCurrent Rating: 4382 + 3387 = 7769 votes 3387

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
3867 Current Rating: 3867 + 3214 = 7081 votesCurrent Rating: 3867 + 3214 = 7081 votes 3214

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
5160 Current Rating: 5160 + 7030 = 12190 votesCurrent Rating: 5160 + 7030 = 12190 votes 7030

[170] 9: I just had another fight
4185 Current Rating: 4185 + 3377 = 7562 votesCurrent Rating: 4185 + 3377 = 7562 votes 3377

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
3953 Current Rating: 3953 + 3629 = 7582 votesCurrent Rating: 3953 + 3629 = 7582 votes 3629

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
4403 Current Rating: 4403 + 3496 = 7899 votesCurrent Rating: 4403 + 3496 = 7899 votes 3496

[167] 4: Do you know why
4369 Current Rating: 4369 + 3641 = 8010 votesCurrent Rating: 4369 + 3641 = 8010 votes 3641

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
5249 Current Rating: 5249 + 4298 = 9547 votesCurrent Rating: 5249 + 4298 = 9547 votes 4298

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
4516 Current Rating: 4516 + 4443 = 8959 votesCurrent Rating: 4516 + 4443 = 8959 votes 4443

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 2944 = 6567 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 2944 = 6567 votes 2944


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
3286 Current Rating: 3286 + 2455 = 5741 votesCurrent Rating: 3286 + 2455 = 5741 votes 2455

[162] 25: What?
4353 Current Rating: 4353 + 3647 = 8000 votesCurrent Rating: 4353 + 3647 = 8000 votes 3647

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
4086 Current Rating: 4086 + 3467 = 7553 votesCurrent Rating: 4086 + 3467 = 7553 votes 3467

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
3177 Current Rating: 3177 + 2559 = 5736 votesCurrent Rating: 3177 + 2559 = 5736 votes 2559

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
3356 Current Rating: 3356 + 2457 = 5813 votesCurrent Rating: 3356 + 2457 = 5813 votes 2457

[158] 19: You look well rested
4139 Current Rating: 4139 + 3368 = 7507 votesCurrent Rating: 4139 + 3368 = 7507 votes 3368

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
5392 Current Rating: 5392 + 4766 = 10158 votesCurrent Rating: 5392 + 4766 = 10158 votes 4766

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
4713 Current Rating: 4713 + 4129 = 8842 votesCurrent Rating: 4713 + 4129 = 8842 votes 4129

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
3447 Current Rating: 3447 + 2672 = 6119 votesCurrent Rating: 3447 + 2672 = 6119 votes 2672

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 2929 = 6552 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 2929 = 6552 votes 2929

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
3919 Current Rating: 3919 + 3100 = 7019 votesCurrent Rating: 3919 + 3100 = 7019 votes 3100

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
3815 Current Rating: 3815 + 3199 = 7014 votesCurrent Rating: 3815 + 3199 = 7014 votes 3199

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
4703 Current Rating: 4703 + 3862 = 8565 votesCurrent Rating: 4703 + 3862 = 8565 votes 3862

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
3801 Current Rating: 3801 + 3290 = 7091 votesCurrent Rating: 3801 + 3290 = 7091 votes 3290

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
3993 Current Rating: 3993 + 3247 = 7240 votesCurrent Rating: 3993 + 3247 = 7240 votes 3247

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
4114 Current Rating: 4114 + 3689 = 7803 votesCurrent Rating: 4114 + 3689 = 7803 votes 3689

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
3834 Current Rating: 3834 + 2983 = 6817 votesCurrent Rating: 3834 + 2983 = 6817 votes 2983

[146] 3: What do women and dog
3427 Current Rating: 3427 + 2787 = 6214 votesCurrent Rating: 3427 + 2787 = 6214 votes 2787

[145] 2: You look happy
3379 Current Rating: 3379 + 2627 = 6006 votesCurrent Rating: 3379 + 2627 = 6006 votes 2627

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
4601 Current Rating: 4601 + 3983 = 8584 votesCurrent Rating: 4601 + 3983 = 8584 votes 3983


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
3870 Current Rating: 3870 + 3170 = 7040 votesCurrent Rating: 3870 + 3170 = 7040 votes 3170

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
3904 Current Rating: 3904 + 3127 = 7031 votesCurrent Rating: 3904 + 3127 = 7031 votes 3127

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
3415 Current Rating: 3415 + 2793 = 6208 votesCurrent Rating: 3415 + 2793 = 6208 votes 2793

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
5023 Current Rating: 5023 + 4334 = 9357 votesCurrent Rating: 5023 + 4334 = 9357 votes 4334

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
3938 Current Rating: 3938 + 3282 = 7220 votesCurrent Rating: 3938 + 3282 = 7220 votes 3282

[138] 22: I love your forehead
3367 Current Rating: 3367 + 2794 = 6161 votesCurrent Rating: 3367 + 2794 = 6161 votes 2794

[137] 21: I got banned
3952 Current Rating: 3952 + 3169 = 7121 votesCurrent Rating: 3952 + 3169 = 7121 votes 3169

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
3946 Current Rating: 3946 + 3209 = 7155 votesCurrent Rating: 3946 + 3209 = 7155 votes 3209

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
3920 Current Rating: 3920 + 3322 = 7242 votesCurrent Rating: 3920 + 3322 = 7242 votes 3322

[134] 15: What are you watching?
3963 Current Rating: 3963 + 3244 = 7207 votesCurrent Rating: 3963 + 3244 = 7207 votes 3244

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
3610 Current Rating: 3610 + 2723 = 6333 votesCurrent Rating: 3610 + 2723 = 6333 votes 2723

[132] 13: I just want you to know
3257 Current Rating: 3257 + 2581 = 5838 votesCurrent Rating: 3257 + 2581 = 5838 votes 2581

[131] 12: I just read that the female
3875 Current Rating: 3875 + 6652 = 10527 votesCurrent Rating: 3875 + 6652 = 10527 votes 6652

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
4206 Current Rating: 4206 + 3323 = 7529 votesCurrent Rating: 4206 + 3323 = 7529 votes 3323






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