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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
26721 Current Rating: 26721 + 29225 = 55946 votesCurrent Rating: 26721 + 29225 = 55946 votes 29225

[339] 17: I’ve been waiting at the baggage carousel
13606 Current Rating: 13606 + 16172 = 29778 votesCurrent Rating: 13606 + 16172 = 29778 votes 16172

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
25270 Current Rating: 25270 + 25496 = 50766 votesCurrent Rating: 25270 + 25496 = 50766 votes 25496

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
9179 Current Rating: 9179 + 8754 = 17933 votesCurrent Rating: 9179 + 8754 = 17933 votes 8754

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
9921 Current Rating: 9921 + 9065 = 18986 votesCurrent Rating: 9921 + 9065 = 18986 votes 9065

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
9134 Current Rating: 9134 + 8506 = 17640 votesCurrent Rating: 9134 + 8506 = 17640 votes 8506

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
8938 Current Rating: 8938 + 8145 = 17083 votesCurrent Rating: 8938 + 8145 = 17083 votes 8145

[333] 7: I’m from the Red Cross
8397 Current Rating: 8397 + 7564 = 15961 votesCurrent Rating: 8397 + 7564 = 15961 votes 7564

[332] 6: I’ve got a riddle for you
24272 Current Rating: 24272 + 25514 = 49786 votesCurrent Rating: 24272 + 25514 = 49786 votes 25514

[331] 3: I know you’re a prostitute
9911 Current Rating: 9911 + 9109 = 19020 votesCurrent Rating: 9911 + 9109 = 19020 votes 9109

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
12062 Current Rating: 12062 + 11946 = 24008 votesCurrent Rating: 12062 + 11946 = 24008 votes 11946


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, it’ll be R650 please
10050 Current Rating: 10050 + 12113 = 22163 votesCurrent Rating: 10050 + 12113 = 22163 votes 12113

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
8488 Current Rating: 8488 + 7941 = 16429 votesCurrent Rating: 8488 + 7941 = 16429 votes 7941

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
14071 Current Rating: 14071 + 21782 = 35853 votesCurrent Rating: 14071 + 21782 = 35853 votes 21782

[326] 24: I’m so happy that we’re now engaged
11310 Current Rating: 11310 + 10692 = 22002 votesCurrent Rating: 11310 + 10692 = 22002 votes 10692

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
15672 Current Rating: 15672 + 15480 = 31152 votesCurrent Rating: 15672 + 15480 = 31152 votes 15480

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
23319 Current Rating: 23319 + 22771 = 46090 votesCurrent Rating: 23319 + 22771 = 46090 votes 22771

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
10572 Current Rating: 10572 + 10250 = 20822 votesCurrent Rating: 10572 + 10250 = 20822 votes 10250

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
13000 Current Rating: 13000 + 14192 = 27192 votesCurrent Rating: 13000 + 14192 = 27192 votes 14192

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
10185 Current Rating: 10185 + 9975 = 20160 votesCurrent Rating: 10185 + 9975 = 20160 votes 9975

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
9163 Current Rating: 9163 + 8151 = 17314 votesCurrent Rating: 9163 + 8151 = 17314 votes 8151

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
11459 Current Rating: 11459 + 10569 = 22028 votesCurrent Rating: 11459 + 10569 = 22028 votes 10569

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
9803 Current Rating: 9803 + 9762 = 19565 votesCurrent Rating: 9803 + 9762 = 19565 votes 9762

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
10375 Current Rating: 10375 + 9578 = 19953 votesCurrent Rating: 10375 + 9578 = 19953 votes 9578

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has “Hoover`s Disease”
7972 Current Rating: 7972 + 6847 = 14819 votesCurrent Rating: 7972 + 6847 = 14819 votes 6847

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
12205 Current Rating: 12205 + 11452 = 23657 votesCurrent Rating: 12205 + 11452 = 23657 votes 11452

[314] 2: What should we do now
7818 Current Rating: 7818 + 6978 = 14796 votesCurrent Rating: 7818 + 6978 = 14796 votes 6978

[313] 1: Thank goodness I’m out of the house
14293 Current Rating: 14293 + 13948 = 28241 votesCurrent Rating: 14293 + 13948 = 28241 votes 13948


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
308013 Current Rating: 308013 + 378983 = 686996 votesCurrent Rating: 308013 + 378983 = 686996 votes 378983

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
9246 Current Rating: 9246 + 8500 = 17746 votesCurrent Rating: 9246 + 8500 = 17746 votes 8500

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
9318 Current Rating: 9318 + 9211 = 18529 votesCurrent Rating: 9318 + 9211 = 18529 votes 9211

[309] 21: I feel horrible
13750 Current Rating: 13750 + 13047 = 26797 votesCurrent Rating: 13750 + 13047 = 26797 votes 13047

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
10370 Current Rating: 10370 + 11662 = 22032 votesCurrent Rating: 10370 + 11662 = 22032 votes 11662

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
9066 Current Rating: 9066 + 8255 = 17321 votesCurrent Rating: 9066 + 8255 = 17321 votes 8255

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
10627 Current Rating: 10627 + 10219 = 20846 votesCurrent Rating: 10627 + 10219 = 20846 votes 10219

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
9015 Current Rating: 9015 + 8123 = 17138 votesCurrent Rating: 9015 + 8123 = 17138 votes 8123

[304] 13: What are you doing?
10431 Current Rating: 10431 + 9561 = 19992 votesCurrent Rating: 10431 + 9561 = 19992 votes 9561

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
9855 Current Rating: 9855 + 8794 = 18649 votesCurrent Rating: 9855 + 8794 = 18649 votes 8794

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
11776 Current Rating: 11776 + 12068 = 23844 votesCurrent Rating: 11776 + 12068 = 23844 votes 12068

[301] 7: I’m from the church
9552 Current Rating: 9552 + 9978 = 19530 votesCurrent Rating: 9552 + 9978 = 19530 votes 9978

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
9592 Current Rating: 9592 + 8869 = 18461 votesCurrent Rating: 9592 + 8869 = 18461 votes 8869

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
11286 Current Rating: 11286 + 10923 = 22209 votesCurrent Rating: 11286 + 10923 = 22209 votes 10923

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
25903 Current Rating: 25903 + 32378 = 58281 votesCurrent Rating: 25903 + 32378 = 58281 votes 32378

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
11957 Current Rating: 11957 + 10959 = 22916 votesCurrent Rating: 11957 + 10959 = 22916 votes 10959


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
9155 Current Rating: 9155 + 8518 = 17673 votesCurrent Rating: 9155 + 8518 = 17673 votes 8518

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
10591 Current Rating: 10591 + 10425 = 21016 votesCurrent Rating: 10591 + 10425 = 21016 votes 10425

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
7692 Current Rating: 7692 + 7537 = 15229 votesCurrent Rating: 7692 + 7537 = 15229 votes 7537

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
8380 Current Rating: 8380 + 7447 = 15827 votesCurrent Rating: 8380 + 7447 = 15827 votes 7447

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
7715 Current Rating: 7715 + 7425 = 15140 votesCurrent Rating: 7715 + 7425 = 15140 votes 7425

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
9052 Current Rating: 9052 + 8434 = 17486 votesCurrent Rating: 9052 + 8434 = 17486 votes 8434

[290] 17: I’ve decided to dye my hair
14209 Current Rating: 14209 + 14524 = 28733 votesCurrent Rating: 14209 + 14524 = 28733 votes 14524

[289] 16: You don’t seem at all satisfied
8914 Current Rating: 8914 + 7830 = 16744 votesCurrent Rating: 8914 + 7830 = 16744 votes 7830

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
9721 Current Rating: 9721 + 9092 = 18813 votesCurrent Rating: 9721 + 9092 = 18813 votes 9092

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
10691 Current Rating: 10691 + 10292 = 20983 votesCurrent Rating: 10691 + 10292 = 20983 votes 10292

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
9742 Current Rating: 9742 + 9020 = 18762 votesCurrent Rating: 9742 + 9020 = 18762 votes 9020

[285] 9: Why so sad?
7888 Current Rating: 7888 + 7180 = 15068 votesCurrent Rating: 7888 + 7180 = 15068 votes 7180

[284] 8: It’s that part of your annual check-up
9061 Current Rating: 9061 + 8766 = 17827 votesCurrent Rating: 9061 + 8766 = 17827 votes 8766

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
9286 Current Rating: 9286 + 8473 = 17759 votesCurrent Rating: 9286 + 8473 = 17759 votes 8473

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
9402 Current Rating: 9402 + 8687 = 18089 votesCurrent Rating: 9402 + 8687 = 18089 votes 8687

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
9824 Current Rating: 9824 + 8898 = 18722 votesCurrent Rating: 9824 + 8898 = 18722 votes 8898

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
7860 Current Rating: 7860 + 6986 = 14846 votesCurrent Rating: 7860 + 6986 = 14846 votes 6986


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
8838 Current Rating: 8838 + 7994 = 16832 votesCurrent Rating: 8838 + 7994 = 16832 votes 7994

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
9373 Current Rating: 9373 + 8582 = 17955 votesCurrent Rating: 9373 + 8582 = 17955 votes 8582

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
9606 Current Rating: 9606 + 8969 = 18575 votesCurrent Rating: 9606 + 8969 = 18575 votes 8969

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
11326 Current Rating: 11326 + 10896 = 22222 votesCurrent Rating: 11326 + 10896 = 22222 votes 10896

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
9041 Current Rating: 9041 + 8189 = 17230 votesCurrent Rating: 9041 + 8189 = 17230 votes 8189

[274] 24: I am the manager
10375 Current Rating: 10375 + 11967 = 22342 votesCurrent Rating: 10375 + 11967 = 22342 votes 11967

[273] 23: Haven’t we met before?
8120 Current Rating: 8120 + 7241 = 15361 votesCurrent Rating: 8120 + 7241 = 15361 votes 7241

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
10608 Current Rating: 10608 + 10445 = 21053 votesCurrent Rating: 10608 + 10445 = 21053 votes 10445

[271] 18: You’re like a box of chocolates
10129 Current Rating: 10129 + 10887 = 21016 votesCurrent Rating: 10129 + 10887 = 21016 votes 10887

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
7784 Current Rating: 7784 + 6780 = 14564 votesCurrent Rating: 7784 + 6780 = 14564 votes 6780

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
9428 Current Rating: 9428 + 8500 = 17928 votesCurrent Rating: 9428 + 8500 = 17928 votes 8500

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
9908 Current Rating: 9908 + 9238 = 19146 votesCurrent Rating: 9908 + 9238 = 19146 votes 9238

[267] 12: We’ve got a GHOST in our house!
9067 Current Rating: 9067 + 8564 = 17631 votesCurrent Rating: 9067 + 8564 = 17631 votes 8564

[266] 11: I think it’s time I got married
7427 Current Rating: 7427 + 6521 = 13948 votesCurrent Rating: 7427 + 6521 = 13948 votes 6521

[265] 10: I hear that guy’s a gynaecologist
10829 Current Rating: 10829 + 10579 = 21408 votesCurrent Rating: 10829 + 10579 = 21408 votes 10579

[264] 5: I’m so glad it’s payday tomorrow
16944 Current Rating: 16944 + 17499 = 34443 votesCurrent Rating: 16944 + 17499 = 34443 votes 17499

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
7528 Current Rating: 7528 + 6698 = 14226 votesCurrent Rating: 7528 + 6698 = 14226 votes 6698

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
10192 Current Rating: 10192 + 9340 = 19532 votesCurrent Rating: 10192 + 9340 = 19532 votes 9340


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesn’t understand me
7765 Current Rating: 7765 + 6716 = 14481 votesCurrent Rating: 7765 + 6716 = 14481 votes 6716

[260] 29: Wait here
9714 Current Rating: 9714 + 9074 = 18788 votesCurrent Rating: 9714 + 9074 = 18788 votes 9074

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
9762 Current Rating: 9762 + 8910 = 18672 votesCurrent Rating: 9762 + 8910 = 18672 votes 8910

[258] 27: What’s going on?
9121 Current Rating: 9121 + 8593 = 17714 votesCurrent Rating: 9121 + 8593 = 17714 votes 8593

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
9570 Current Rating: 9570 + 9119 = 18689 votesCurrent Rating: 9570 + 9119 = 18689 votes 9119

[256] 23: As my lawyer
10040 Current Rating: 10040 + 9273 = 19313 votesCurrent Rating: 10040 + 9273 = 19313 votes 9273

[255] 22: Sex is the price
8200 Current Rating: 8200 + 10105 = 18305 votesCurrent Rating: 8200 + 10105 = 18305 votes 10105

[254] 20: I’ve done something to add some spice
8231 Current Rating: 8231 + 7419 = 15650 votesCurrent Rating: 8231 + 7419 = 15650 votes 7419

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
9229 Current Rating: 9229 + 8334 = 17563 votesCurrent Rating: 9229 + 8334 = 17563 votes 8334

[252] 16: I know you’re growing up
36854 Current Rating: 36854 + 46047 = 82901 votesCurrent Rating: 36854 + 46047 = 82901 votes 46047

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
12067 Current Rating: 12067 + 14451 = 26518 votesCurrent Rating: 12067 + 14451 = 26518 votes 14451

[250] 14: Those look heavy
10120 Current Rating: 10120 + 9621 = 19741 votesCurrent Rating: 10120 + 9621 = 19741 votes 9621

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
16595 Current Rating: 16595 + 28747 = 45342 votesCurrent Rating: 16595 + 28747 = 45342 votes 28747

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
9521 Current Rating: 9521 + 10229 = 19750 votesCurrent Rating: 9521 + 10229 = 19750 votes 10229

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
9060 Current Rating: 9060 + 7971 = 17031 votesCurrent Rating: 9060 + 7971 = 17031 votes 7971

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
8103 Current Rating: 8103 + 7295 = 15398 votesCurrent Rating: 8103 + 7295 = 15398 votes 7295

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
9722 Current Rating: 9722 + 8998 = 18720 votesCurrent Rating: 9722 + 8998 = 18720 votes 8998

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
10412 Current Rating: 10412 + 9865 = 20277 votesCurrent Rating: 10412 + 9865 = 20277 votes 9865

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
10435 Current Rating: 10435 + 9683 = 20118 votesCurrent Rating: 10435 + 9683 = 20118 votes 9683

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
7437 Current Rating: 7437 + 9805 = 17242 votesCurrent Rating: 7437 + 9805 = 17242 votes 9805

[241] 1: Yesterday at granny’s funeral
12359 Current Rating: 12359 + 11861 = 24220 votesCurrent Rating: 12359 + 11861 = 24220 votes 11861


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
11984 Current Rating: 11984 + 11003 = 22987 votesCurrent Rating: 11984 + 11003 = 22987 votes 11003

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
9991 Current Rating: 9991 + 9339 = 19330 votesCurrent Rating: 9991 + 9339 = 19330 votes 9339

[238] 28: You’re looking gorgeous
8781 Current Rating: 8781 + 7895 = 16676 votesCurrent Rating: 8781 + 7895 = 16676 votes 7895

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
8074 Current Rating: 8074 + 7206 = 15280 votesCurrent Rating: 8074 + 7206 = 15280 votes 7206

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
13633 Current Rating: 13633 + 12551 = 26184 votesCurrent Rating: 13633 + 12551 = 26184 votes 12551

[235] 23: My dog died last week
8583 Current Rating: 8583 + 7490 = 16073 votesCurrent Rating: 8583 + 7490 = 16073 votes 7490

[234] 22: I’ve got a tough question to ask you
25389 Current Rating: 25389 + 24978 = 50367 votesCurrent Rating: 25389 + 24978 = 50367 votes 24978

[233] 21: Hey, what’s new?
9105 Current Rating: 9105 + 9797 = 18902 votesCurrent Rating: 9105 + 9797 = 18902 votes 9797

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
9020 Current Rating: 9020 + 8095 = 17115 votesCurrent Rating: 9020 + 8095 = 17115 votes 8095

[231] 17: Daddy, what’s between my mom’s legs?
9331 Current Rating: 9331 + 8492 = 17823 votesCurrent Rating: 9331 + 8492 = 17823 votes 8492

[230] 15: I’m surprised to see you here
9180 Current Rating: 9180 + 8587 = 17767 votesCurrent Rating: 9180 + 8587 = 17767 votes 8587

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
9156 Current Rating: 9156 + 8341 = 17497 votesCurrent Rating: 9156 + 8341 = 17497 votes 8341

[228] 10: You have to defend me
11627 Current Rating: 11627 + 12219 = 23846 votesCurrent Rating: 11627 + 12219 = 23846 votes 12219

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
10315 Current Rating: 10315 + 10029 = 20344 votesCurrent Rating: 10315 + 10029 = 20344 votes 10029

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
12108 Current Rating: 12108 + 12042 = 24150 votesCurrent Rating: 12108 + 12042 = 24150 votes 12042

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
9581 Current Rating: 9581 + 8697 = 18278 votesCurrent Rating: 9581 + 8697 = 18278 votes 8697

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
8261 Current Rating: 8261 + 10442 = 18703 votesCurrent Rating: 8261 + 10442 = 18703 votes 10442

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
10788 Current Rating: 10788 + 9995 = 20783 votesCurrent Rating: 10788 + 9995 = 20783 votes 9995

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
9592 Current Rating: 9592 + 9233 = 18825 votesCurrent Rating: 9592 + 9233 = 18825 votes 9233

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
9748 Current Rating: 9748 + 11382 = 21130 votesCurrent Rating: 9748 + 11382 = 21130 votes 11382


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
15505 Current Rating: 15505 + 16327 = 31832 votesCurrent Rating: 15505 + 16327 = 31832 votes 16327

[219] 28: You’re very good at pulling the ladies
10135 Current Rating: 10135 + 9227 = 19362 votesCurrent Rating: 10135 + 9227 = 19362 votes 9227

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
10012 Current Rating: 10012 + 11929 = 21941 votesCurrent Rating: 10012 + 11929 = 21941 votes 11929

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
7675 Current Rating: 7675 + 10263 = 17938 votesCurrent Rating: 7675 + 10263 = 17938 votes 10263

[216] 25: I’m so tired of being hit on
8537 Current Rating: 8537 + 10034 = 18571 votesCurrent Rating: 8537 + 10034 = 18571 votes 10034

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
10636 Current Rating: 10636 + 12423 = 23059 votesCurrent Rating: 10636 + 12423 = 23059 votes 12423

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
9222 Current Rating: 9222 + 9379 = 18601 votesCurrent Rating: 9222 + 9379 = 18601 votes 9379

[213] 20: He’s asked me out, should I go?
8241 Current Rating: 8241 + 7003 = 15244 votesCurrent Rating: 8241 + 7003 = 15244 votes 7003

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
9934 Current Rating: 9934 + 10238 = 20172 votesCurrent Rating: 9934 + 10238 = 20172 votes 10238

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
9627 Current Rating: 9627 + 8769 = 18396 votesCurrent Rating: 9627 + 8769 = 18396 votes 8769

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
8099 Current Rating: 8099 + 7490 = 15589 votesCurrent Rating: 8099 + 7490 = 15589 votes 7490

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
14858 Current Rating: 14858 + 14204 = 29062 votesCurrent Rating: 14858 + 14204 = 29062 votes 14204

[208] 12: Since we got married
8897 Current Rating: 8897 + 8548 = 17445 votesCurrent Rating: 8897 + 8548 = 17445 votes 8548

[207] 11: We’ve both been given parts
12748 Current Rating: 12748 + 12339 = 25087 votesCurrent Rating: 12748 + 12339 = 25087 votes 12339

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
13853 Current Rating: 13853 + 15162 = 29015 votesCurrent Rating: 13853 + 15162 = 29015 votes 15162

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
8787 Current Rating: 8787 + 8386 = 17173 votesCurrent Rating: 8787 + 8386 = 17173 votes 8386

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
8760 Current Rating: 8760 + 9747 = 18507 votesCurrent Rating: 8760 + 9747 = 18507 votes 9747

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
12327 Current Rating: 12327 + 13496 = 25823 votesCurrent Rating: 12327 + 13496 = 25823 votes 13496

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
8750 Current Rating: 8750 + 7680 = 16430 votesCurrent Rating: 8750 + 7680 = 16430 votes 7680


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
8871 Current Rating: 8871 + 8272 = 17143 votesCurrent Rating: 8871 + 8272 = 17143 votes 8272

[200] 29: I’m sick to death of people knocking
13964 Current Rating: 13964 + 14637 = 28601 votesCurrent Rating: 13964 + 14637 = 28601 votes 14637

[199] 28: It’s time for the baby’s bath
13849 Current Rating: 13849 + 14199 = 28048 votesCurrent Rating: 13849 + 14199 = 28048 votes 14199

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
10804 Current Rating: 10804 + 11953 = 22757 votesCurrent Rating: 10804 + 11953 = 22757 votes 11953

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
8166 Current Rating: 8166 + 8935 = 17101 votesCurrent Rating: 8166 + 8935 = 17101 votes 8935

[196] 21: I’ve decided to get into shape
15424 Current Rating: 15424 + 16984 = 32408 votesCurrent Rating: 15424 + 16984 = 32408 votes 16984

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
7380 Current Rating: 7380 + 6500 = 13880 votesCurrent Rating: 7380 + 6500 = 13880 votes 6500

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
15909 Current Rating: 15909 + 17269 = 33178 votesCurrent Rating: 15909 + 17269 = 33178 votes 17269

[193] 16: You haven’t complimented me
8331 Current Rating: 8331 + 7434 = 15765 votesCurrent Rating: 8331 + 7434 = 15765 votes 7434

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
11706 Current Rating: 11706 + 15778 = 27484 votesCurrent Rating: 11706 + 15778 = 27484 votes 15778

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
9614 Current Rating: 9614 + 11160 = 20774 votesCurrent Rating: 9614 + 11160 = 20774 votes 11160

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
8826 Current Rating: 8826 + 8036 = 16862 votesCurrent Rating: 8826 + 8036 = 16862 votes 8036

[189] 12: I’m from PC Support
11353 Current Rating: 11353 + 10433 = 21786 votesCurrent Rating: 11353 + 10433 = 21786 votes 10433

[188] 9: I’m so glad that you
8276 Current Rating: 8276 + 7629 = 15905 votesCurrent Rating: 8276 + 7629 = 15905 votes 7629

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
34755 Current Rating: 34755 + 35442 = 70197 votesCurrent Rating: 34755 + 35442 = 70197 votes 35442

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
9232 Current Rating: 9232 + 8339 = 17571 votesCurrent Rating: 9232 + 8339 = 17571 votes 8339

[185] 6: Hi, I’m from IT Support
9171 Current Rating: 9171 + 8397 = 17568 votesCurrent Rating: 9171 + 8397 = 17568 votes 8397


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
8116 Current Rating: 8116 + 7096 = 15212 votesCurrent Rating: 8116 + 7096 = 15212 votes 7096

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
11765 Current Rating: 11765 + 11210 = 22975 votesCurrent Rating: 11765 + 11210 = 22975 votes 11210

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
15553 Current Rating: 15553 + 14755 = 30308 votesCurrent Rating: 15553 + 14755 = 30308 votes 14755

[181] 25: So I hear you’ve changed
9111 Current Rating: 9111 + 8353 = 17464 votesCurrent Rating: 9111 + 8353 = 17464 votes 8353

[180] 24: The good news is that
8963 Current Rating: 8963 + 7958 = 16921 votesCurrent Rating: 8963 + 7958 = 16921 votes 7958

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
10032 Current Rating: 10032 + 9082 = 19114 votesCurrent Rating: 10032 + 9082 = 19114 votes 9082

[178] 19: My doctor told me
9321 Current Rating: 9321 + 8488 = 17809 votesCurrent Rating: 9321 + 8488 = 17809 votes 8488

[177] 18: As my lawyer
9907 Current Rating: 9907 + 11553 = 21460 votesCurrent Rating: 9907 + 11553 = 21460 votes 11553

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
9238 Current Rating: 9238 + 10940 = 20178 votesCurrent Rating: 9238 + 10940 = 20178 votes 10940

[175] 16: It’s my wedding anniversary
11116 Current Rating: 11116 + 10878 = 21994 votesCurrent Rating: 11116 + 10878 = 21994 votes 10878

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
9494 Current Rating: 9494 + 8585 = 18079 votesCurrent Rating: 9494 + 8585 = 18079 votes 8585

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
9613 Current Rating: 9613 + 8705 = 18318 votesCurrent Rating: 9613 + 8705 = 18318 votes 8705

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
8794 Current Rating: 8794 + 8149 = 16943 votesCurrent Rating: 8794 + 8149 = 16943 votes 8149

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
11125 Current Rating: 11125 + 13012 = 24137 votesCurrent Rating: 11125 + 13012 = 24137 votes 13012

[170] 9: I just had another fight
10154 Current Rating: 10154 + 9232 = 19386 votesCurrent Rating: 10154 + 9232 = 19386 votes 9232

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
9212 Current Rating: 9212 + 8842 = 18054 votesCurrent Rating: 9212 + 8842 = 18054 votes 8842

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
8218 Current Rating: 8218 + 7332 = 15550 votesCurrent Rating: 8218 + 7332 = 15550 votes 7332

[167] 4: Do you know why
14218 Current Rating: 14218 + 14419 = 28637 votesCurrent Rating: 14218 + 14419 = 28637 votes 14419

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
11331 Current Rating: 11331 + 10183 = 21514 votesCurrent Rating: 11331 + 10183 = 21514 votes 10183

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
10150 Current Rating: 10150 + 10044 = 20194 votesCurrent Rating: 10150 + 10044 = 20194 votes 10044

[164] 1: I don’t understand my wife
8867 Current Rating: 8867 + 8086 = 16953 votesCurrent Rating: 8867 + 8086 = 16953 votes 8086


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
7452 Current Rating: 7452 + 6258 = 13710 votesCurrent Rating: 7452 + 6258 = 13710 votes 6258

[162] 25: What?
10601 Current Rating: 10601 + 9820 = 20421 votesCurrent Rating: 10601 + 9820 = 20421 votes 9820

[161] 24: I’ve met this wonderful girl
9498 Current Rating: 9498 + 8812 = 18310 votesCurrent Rating: 9498 + 8812 = 18310 votes 8812

[160] 23: I’m looking for something to spice up
8765 Current Rating: 8765 + 7806 = 16571 votesCurrent Rating: 8765 + 7806 = 16571 votes 7806

[159] 22: She’s pretty hot
7433 Current Rating: 7433 + 6184 = 13617 votesCurrent Rating: 7433 + 6184 = 13617 votes 6184

[158] 19: You look well rested
9744 Current Rating: 9744 + 9039 = 18783 votesCurrent Rating: 9744 + 9039 = 18783 votes 9039

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
11870 Current Rating: 11870 + 11204 = 23074 votesCurrent Rating: 11870 + 11204 = 23074 votes 11204

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
9143 Current Rating: 9143 + 8377 = 17520 votesCurrent Rating: 9143 + 8377 = 17520 votes 8377

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
7315 Current Rating: 7315 + 6392 = 13707 votesCurrent Rating: 7315 + 6392 = 13707 votes 6392

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
7019 Current Rating: 7019 + 6242 = 13261 votesCurrent Rating: 7019 + 6242 = 13261 votes 6242

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
8709 Current Rating: 8709 + 8156 = 16865 votesCurrent Rating: 8709 + 8156 = 16865 votes 8156

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
9962 Current Rating: 9962 + 9290 = 19252 votesCurrent Rating: 9962 + 9290 = 19252 votes 9290

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
9304 Current Rating: 9304 + 8366 = 17670 votesCurrent Rating: 9304 + 8366 = 17670 votes 8366

[150] 9: I’m so tired of faking
9878 Current Rating: 9878 + 9161 = 19039 votesCurrent Rating: 9878 + 9161 = 19039 votes 9161

[149] 8: I don’t know what to do
10356 Current Rating: 10356 + 9745 = 20101 votesCurrent Rating: 10356 + 9745 = 20101 votes 9745

[148] 5: How was your Valentine’s Day?
10282 Current Rating: 10282 + 10109 = 20391 votesCurrent Rating: 10282 + 10109 = 20391 votes 10109

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
9233 Current Rating: 9233 + 8355 = 17588 votesCurrent Rating: 9233 + 8355 = 17588 votes 8355

[146] 3: What do women and dog
7988 Current Rating: 7988 + 7090 = 15078 votesCurrent Rating: 7988 + 7090 = 15078 votes 7090

[145] 2: You look happy
8027 Current Rating: 8027 + 7176 = 15203 votesCurrent Rating: 8027 + 7176 = 15203 votes 7176

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
11865 Current Rating: 11865 + 11651 = 23516 votesCurrent Rating: 11865 + 11651 = 23516 votes 11651


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
9551 Current Rating: 9551 + 8827 = 18378 votesCurrent Rating: 9551 + 8827 = 18378 votes 8827

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
9031 Current Rating: 9031 + 8177 = 17208 votesCurrent Rating: 9031 + 8177 = 17208 votes 8177

[141] 27: I haven’t seen you for a while
9294 Current Rating: 9294 + 8551 = 17845 votesCurrent Rating: 9294 + 8551 = 17845 votes 8551

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
14225 Current Rating: 14225 + 13306 = 27531 votesCurrent Rating: 14225 + 13306 = 27531 votes 13306

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
9538 Current Rating: 9538 + 8917 = 18455 votesCurrent Rating: 9538 + 8917 = 18455 votes 8917

[138] 22: I love your forehead
12759 Current Rating: 12759 + 11895 = 24654 votesCurrent Rating: 12759 + 11895 = 24654 votes 11895

[137] 21: I got banned
9214 Current Rating: 9214 + 8293 = 17507 votesCurrent Rating: 9214 + 8293 = 17507 votes 8293

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
9155 Current Rating: 9155 + 8409 = 17564 votesCurrent Rating: 9155 + 8409 = 17564 votes 8409

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
9179 Current Rating: 9179 + 8693 = 17872 votesCurrent Rating: 9179 + 8693 = 17872 votes 8693

[134] 15: What are you watching?
9530 Current Rating: 9530 + 8666 = 18196 votesCurrent Rating: 9530 + 8666 = 18196 votes 8666

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
8695 Current Rating: 8695 + 7576 = 16271 votesCurrent Rating: 8695 + 7576 = 16271 votes 7576

[132] 13: I just want you to know
9125 Current Rating: 9125 + 8197 = 17322 votesCurrent Rating: 9125 + 8197 = 17322 votes 8197

[131] 12: I just read that the female
8080 Current Rating: 8080 + 10780 = 18860 votesCurrent Rating: 8080 + 10780 = 18860 votes 10780

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
17684 Current Rating: 17684 + 17302 = 34986 votesCurrent Rating: 17684 + 17302 = 34986 votes 17302






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