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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
20318 Current Rating: 20318 + 23867 = 44185 votesCurrent Rating: 20318 + 23867 = 44185 votes 23867

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
8288 Current Rating: 8288 + 8925 = 17213 votesCurrent Rating: 8288 + 8925 = 17213 votes 8925

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
14793 Current Rating: 14793 + 15626 = 30419 votesCurrent Rating: 14793 + 15626 = 30419 votes 15626

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
3956 Current Rating: 3956 + 3484 = 7440 votesCurrent Rating: 3956 + 3484 = 7440 votes 3484

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
4546 Current Rating: 4546 + 3747 = 8293 votesCurrent Rating: 4546 + 3747 = 8293 votes 3747

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
4353 Current Rating: 4353 + 3632 = 7985 votesCurrent Rating: 4353 + 3632 = 7985 votes 3632

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
4291 Current Rating: 4291 + 3519 = 7810 votesCurrent Rating: 4291 + 3519 = 7810 votes 3519

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
4220 Current Rating: 4220 + 3322 = 7542 votesCurrent Rating: 4220 + 3322 = 7542 votes 3322

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
5597 Current Rating: 5597 + 4697 = 10294 votesCurrent Rating: 5597 + 4697 = 10294 votes 4697

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
4433 Current Rating: 4433 + 3632 = 8065 votesCurrent Rating: 4433 + 3632 = 8065 votes 3632

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
6026 Current Rating: 6026 + 5572 = 11598 votesCurrent Rating: 6026 + 5572 = 11598 votes 5572


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
4843 Current Rating: 4843 + 6733 = 11576 votesCurrent Rating: 4843 + 6733 = 11576 votes 6733

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
3999 Current Rating: 3999 + 2978 = 6977 votesCurrent Rating: 3999 + 2978 = 6977 votes 2978

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
6494 Current Rating: 6494 + 6386 = 12880 votesCurrent Rating: 6494 + 6386 = 12880 votes 6386

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
5137 Current Rating: 5137 + 4328 = 9465 votesCurrent Rating: 5137 + 4328 = 9465 votes 4328

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
5718 Current Rating: 5718 + 4719 = 10437 votesCurrent Rating: 5718 + 4719 = 10437 votes 4719

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
17956 Current Rating: 17956 + 17822 = 35778 votesCurrent Rating: 17956 + 17822 = 35778 votes 17822

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
4901 Current Rating: 4901 + 4524 = 9425 votesCurrent Rating: 4901 + 4524 = 9425 votes 4524

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
8136 Current Rating: 8136 + 7564 = 15700 votesCurrent Rating: 8136 + 7564 = 15700 votes 7564

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
4712 Current Rating: 4712 + 4461 = 9173 votesCurrent Rating: 4712 + 4461 = 9173 votes 4461

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
4120 Current Rating: 4120 + 3246 = 7366 votesCurrent Rating: 4120 + 3246 = 7366 votes 3246

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
5115 Current Rating: 5115 + 4358 = 9473 votesCurrent Rating: 5115 + 4358 = 9473 votes 4358

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
6280 Current Rating: 6280 + 6275 = 12555 votesCurrent Rating: 6280 + 6275 = 12555 votes 6275

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
4335 Current Rating: 4335 + 3486 = 7821 votesCurrent Rating: 4335 + 3486 = 7821 votes 3486

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
3948 Current Rating: 3948 + 2945 = 6893 votesCurrent Rating: 3948 + 2945 = 6893 votes 2945

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
7040 Current Rating: 7040 + 6308 = 13348 votesCurrent Rating: 7040 + 6308 = 13348 votes 6308

[314] 2: What should we do now
4156 Current Rating: 4156 + 3362 = 7518 votesCurrent Rating: 4156 + 3362 = 7518 votes 3362

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
5205 Current Rating: 5205 + 4425 = 9630 votesCurrent Rating: 5205 + 4425 = 9630 votes 4425


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
6136 Current Rating: 6136 + 5520 = 11656 votesCurrent Rating: 6136 + 5520 = 11656 votes 5520

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
4605 Current Rating: 4605 + 3772 = 8377 votesCurrent Rating: 4605 + 3772 = 8377 votes 3772

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
4789 Current Rating: 4789 + 4860 = 9649 votesCurrent Rating: 4789 + 4860 = 9649 votes 4860

[309] 21: I feel horrible
5851 Current Rating: 5851 + 4979 = 10830 votesCurrent Rating: 5851 + 4979 = 10830 votes 4979

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
6074 Current Rating: 6074 + 7111 = 13185 votesCurrent Rating: 6074 + 7111 = 13185 votes 7111

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
4618 Current Rating: 4618 + 3762 = 8380 votesCurrent Rating: 4618 + 3762 = 8380 votes 3762

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
4138 Current Rating: 4138 + 3308 = 7446 votesCurrent Rating: 4138 + 3308 = 7446 votes 3308

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
4500 Current Rating: 4500 + 3605 = 8105 votesCurrent Rating: 4500 + 3605 = 8105 votes 3605

[304] 13: What are you doing?
5175 Current Rating: 5175 + 4379 = 9554 votesCurrent Rating: 5175 + 4379 = 9554 votes 4379

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
4271 Current Rating: 4271 + 3458 = 7729 votesCurrent Rating: 4271 + 3458 = 7729 votes 3458

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
6842 Current Rating: 6842 + 6917 = 13759 votesCurrent Rating: 6842 + 6917 = 13759 votes 6917

[301] 7: Iím from the church
4589 Current Rating: 4589 + 4793 = 9382 votesCurrent Rating: 4589 + 4793 = 9382 votes 4793

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
4705 Current Rating: 4705 + 3977 = 8682 votesCurrent Rating: 4705 + 3977 = 8682 votes 3977

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
5282 Current Rating: 5282 + 4588 = 9870 votesCurrent Rating: 5282 + 4588 = 9870 votes 4588

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
5020 Current Rating: 5020 + 6697 = 11717 votesCurrent Rating: 5020 + 6697 = 11717 votes 6697

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
5088 Current Rating: 5088 + 4099 = 9187 votesCurrent Rating: 5088 + 4099 = 9187 votes 4099


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
4458 Current Rating: 4458 + 3656 = 8114 votesCurrent Rating: 4458 + 3656 = 8114 votes 3656

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
5248 Current Rating: 5248 + 4774 = 10022 votesCurrent Rating: 5248 + 4774 = 10022 votes 4774

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
3954 Current Rating: 3954 + 4030 = 7984 votesCurrent Rating: 3954 + 4030 = 7984 votes 4030

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
4013 Current Rating: 4013 + 3158 = 7171 votesCurrent Rating: 4013 + 3158 = 7171 votes 3158

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
3996 Current Rating: 3996 + 3641 = 7637 votesCurrent Rating: 3996 + 3641 = 7637 votes 3641

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 3540 = 7742 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 3540 = 7742 votes 3540

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
4585 Current Rating: 4585 + 3625 = 8210 votesCurrent Rating: 4585 + 3625 = 8210 votes 3625

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
4000 Current Rating: 4000 + 3154 = 7154 votesCurrent Rating: 4000 + 3154 = 7154 votes 3154

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
4356 Current Rating: 4356 + 3814 = 8170 votesCurrent Rating: 4356 + 3814 = 8170 votes 3814

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
4259 Current Rating: 4259 + 3576 = 7835 votesCurrent Rating: 4259 + 3576 = 7835 votes 3576

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
4026 Current Rating: 4026 + 3399 = 7425 votesCurrent Rating: 4026 + 3399 = 7425 votes 3399

[285] 9: Why so sad?
3701 Current Rating: 3701 + 3125 = 6826 votesCurrent Rating: 3701 + 3125 = 6826 votes 3125

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
4293 Current Rating: 4293 + 3802 = 8095 votesCurrent Rating: 4293 + 3802 = 8095 votes 3802

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
4080 Current Rating: 4080 + 3367 = 7447 votesCurrent Rating: 4080 + 3367 = 7447 votes 3367

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
3986 Current Rating: 3986 + 3236 = 7222 votesCurrent Rating: 3986 + 3236 = 7222 votes 3236

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
5029 Current Rating: 5029 + 4011 = 9040 votesCurrent Rating: 5029 + 4011 = 9040 votes 4011

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 3226 = 7055 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 3226 = 7055 votes 3226


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
4093 Current Rating: 4093 + 3361 = 7454 votesCurrent Rating: 4093 + 3361 = 7454 votes 3361

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
4113 Current Rating: 4113 + 3409 = 7522 votesCurrent Rating: 4113 + 3409 = 7522 votes 3409

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
4289 Current Rating: 4289 + 3563 = 7852 votesCurrent Rating: 4289 + 3563 = 7852 votes 3563

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
4471 Current Rating: 4471 + 3877 = 8348 votesCurrent Rating: 4471 + 3877 = 8348 votes 3877

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
4315 Current Rating: 4315 + 3514 = 7829 votesCurrent Rating: 4315 + 3514 = 7829 votes 3514

[274] 24: I am the manager
4029 Current Rating: 4029 + 3318 = 7347 votesCurrent Rating: 4029 + 3318 = 7347 votes 3318

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
3670 Current Rating: 3670 + 2933 = 6603 votesCurrent Rating: 3670 + 2933 = 6603 votes 2933

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
4617 Current Rating: 4617 + 4123 = 8740 votesCurrent Rating: 4617 + 4123 = 8740 votes 4123

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
4745 Current Rating: 4745 + 4877 = 9622 votesCurrent Rating: 4745 + 4877 = 9622 votes 4877

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
3675 Current Rating: 3675 + 2831 = 6506 votesCurrent Rating: 3675 + 2831 = 6506 votes 2831

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
4492 Current Rating: 4492 + 3698 = 8190 votesCurrent Rating: 4492 + 3698 = 8190 votes 3698

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
4681 Current Rating: 4681 + 4024 = 8705 votesCurrent Rating: 4681 + 4024 = 8705 votes 4024

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
4551 Current Rating: 4551 + 4013 = 8564 votesCurrent Rating: 4551 + 4013 = 8564 votes 4013

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
3673 Current Rating: 3673 + 2958 = 6631 votesCurrent Rating: 3673 + 2958 = 6631 votes 2958

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
4106 Current Rating: 4106 + 3426 = 7532 votesCurrent Rating: 4106 + 3426 = 7532 votes 3426

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
4019 Current Rating: 4019 + 3038 = 7057 votesCurrent Rating: 4019 + 3038 = 7057 votes 3038

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
3683 Current Rating: 3683 + 3149 = 6832 votesCurrent Rating: 3683 + 3149 = 6832 votes 3149

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
4674 Current Rating: 4674 + 3936 = 8610 votesCurrent Rating: 4674 + 3936 = 8610 votes 3936


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
3688 Current Rating: 3688 + 2968 = 6656 votesCurrent Rating: 3688 + 2968 = 6656 votes 2968

[260] 29: Wait here
4407 Current Rating: 4407 + 3676 = 8083 votesCurrent Rating: 4407 + 3676 = 8083 votes 3676

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
4432 Current Rating: 4432 + 3661 = 8093 votesCurrent Rating: 4432 + 3661 = 8093 votes 3661

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
4290 Current Rating: 4290 + 3714 = 8004 votesCurrent Rating: 4290 + 3714 = 8004 votes 3714

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
4492 Current Rating: 4492 + 3831 = 8323 votesCurrent Rating: 4492 + 3831 = 8323 votes 3831

[256] 23: As my lawyer
4736 Current Rating: 4736 + 3877 = 8613 votesCurrent Rating: 4736 + 3877 = 8613 votes 3877

[255] 22: Sex is the price
4037 Current Rating: 4037 + 5876 = 9913 votesCurrent Rating: 4037 + 5876 = 9913 votes 5876

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
4208 Current Rating: 4208 + 3369 = 7577 votesCurrent Rating: 4208 + 3369 = 7577 votes 3369

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
4019 Current Rating: 4019 + 3284 = 7303 votesCurrent Rating: 4019 + 3284 = 7303 votes 3284

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
5231 Current Rating: 5231 + 7247 = 12478 votesCurrent Rating: 5231 + 7247 = 12478 votes 7247

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
6244 Current Rating: 6244 + 8239 = 14483 votesCurrent Rating: 6244 + 8239 = 14483 votes 8239

[250] 14: Those look heavy
5336 Current Rating: 5336 + 4622 = 9958 votesCurrent Rating: 5336 + 4622 = 9958 votes 4622

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
8121 Current Rating: 8121 + 9641 = 17762 votesCurrent Rating: 8121 + 9641 = 17762 votes 9641

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
4624 Current Rating: 4624 + 5472 = 10096 votesCurrent Rating: 4624 + 5472 = 10096 votes 5472

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
4091 Current Rating: 4091 + 3131 = 7222 votesCurrent Rating: 4091 + 3131 = 7222 votes 3131

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
4068 Current Rating: 4068 + 3258 = 7326 votesCurrent Rating: 4068 + 3258 = 7326 votes 3258

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
4668 Current Rating: 4668 + 3871 = 8539 votesCurrent Rating: 4668 + 3871 = 8539 votes 3871

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
5515 Current Rating: 5515 + 4761 = 10276 votesCurrent Rating: 5515 + 4761 = 10276 votes 4761

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
4848 Current Rating: 4848 + 4023 = 8871 votesCurrent Rating: 4848 + 4023 = 8871 votes 4023

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
4302 Current Rating: 4302 + 6812 = 11114 votesCurrent Rating: 4302 + 6812 = 11114 votes 6812

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
5308 Current Rating: 5308 + 4565 = 9873 votesCurrent Rating: 5308 + 4565 = 9873 votes 4565


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
5238 Current Rating: 5238 + 4334 = 9572 votesCurrent Rating: 5238 + 4334 = 9572 votes 4334

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
4707 Current Rating: 4707 + 3920 = 8627 votesCurrent Rating: 4707 + 3920 = 8627 votes 3920

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
4449 Current Rating: 4449 + 3463 = 7912 votesCurrent Rating: 4449 + 3463 = 7912 votes 3463

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
3743 Current Rating: 3743 + 2921 = 6664 votesCurrent Rating: 3743 + 2921 = 6664 votes 2921

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
4358 Current Rating: 4358 + 3542 = 7900 votesCurrent Rating: 4358 + 3542 = 7900 votes 3542

[235] 23: My dog died last week
4269 Current Rating: 4269 + 3281 = 7550 votesCurrent Rating: 4269 + 3281 = 7550 votes 3281

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
4651 Current Rating: 4651 + 3947 = 8598 votesCurrent Rating: 4651 + 3947 = 8598 votes 3947

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
4299 Current Rating: 4299 + 5226 = 9525 votesCurrent Rating: 4299 + 5226 = 9525 votes 5226

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
4349 Current Rating: 4349 + 3500 = 7849 votesCurrent Rating: 4349 + 3500 = 7849 votes 3500

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
4463 Current Rating: 4463 + 3462 = 7925 votesCurrent Rating: 4463 + 3462 = 7925 votes 3462

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
4273 Current Rating: 4273 + 3624 = 7897 votesCurrent Rating: 4273 + 3624 = 7897 votes 3624

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
4278 Current Rating: 4278 + 3442 = 7720 votesCurrent Rating: 4278 + 3442 = 7720 votes 3442

[228] 10: You have to defend me
6554 Current Rating: 6554 + 5793 = 12347 votesCurrent Rating: 6554 + 5793 = 12347 votes 5793

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
4423 Current Rating: 4423 + 3606 = 8029 votesCurrent Rating: 4423 + 3606 = 8029 votes 3606

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
4303 Current Rating: 4303 + 3575 = 7878 votesCurrent Rating: 4303 + 3575 = 7878 votes 3575

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
4411 Current Rating: 4411 + 3544 = 7955 votesCurrent Rating: 4411 + 3544 = 7955 votes 3544

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
4795 Current Rating: 4795 + 7078 = 11873 votesCurrent Rating: 4795 + 7078 = 11873 votes 7078

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
6238 Current Rating: 6238 + 5217 = 11455 votesCurrent Rating: 6238 + 5217 = 11455 votes 5217

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
5459 Current Rating: 5459 + 5075 = 10534 votesCurrent Rating: 5459 + 5075 = 10534 votes 5075

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
4912 Current Rating: 4912 + 6615 = 11527 votesCurrent Rating: 4912 + 6615 = 11527 votes 6615


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
10910 Current Rating: 10910 + 12354 = 23264 votesCurrent Rating: 10910 + 12354 = 23264 votes 12354

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
4453 Current Rating: 4453 + 3636 = 8089 votesCurrent Rating: 4453 + 3636 = 8089 votes 3636

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
4824 Current Rating: 4824 + 6735 = 11559 votesCurrent Rating: 4824 + 6735 = 11559 votes 6735

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
4291 Current Rating: 4291 + 6915 = 11206 votesCurrent Rating: 4291 + 6915 = 11206 votes 6915

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
4552 Current Rating: 4552 + 6206 = 10758 votesCurrent Rating: 4552 + 6206 = 10758 votes 6206

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
5145 Current Rating: 5145 + 6925 = 12070 votesCurrent Rating: 5145 + 6925 = 12070 votes 6925

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
4794 Current Rating: 4794 + 4814 = 9608 votesCurrent Rating: 4794 + 4814 = 9608 votes 4814

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
3506 Current Rating: 3506 + 2479 = 5985 votesCurrent Rating: 3506 + 2479 = 5985 votes 2479

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
3617 Current Rating: 3617 + 2829 = 6446 votesCurrent Rating: 3617 + 2829 = 6446 votes 2829

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
4359 Current Rating: 4359 + 3600 = 7959 votesCurrent Rating: 4359 + 3600 = 7959 votes 3600

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
4091 Current Rating: 4091 + 3536 = 7627 votesCurrent Rating: 4091 + 3536 = 7627 votes 3536

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
5022 Current Rating: 5022 + 4150 = 9172 votesCurrent Rating: 5022 + 4150 = 9172 votes 4150

[208] 12: Since we got married
3958 Current Rating: 3958 + 4839 = 8797 votesCurrent Rating: 3958 + 4839 = 8797 votes 4839

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
5686 Current Rating: 5686 + 4902 = 10588 votesCurrent Rating: 5686 + 4902 = 10588 votes 4902

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
6633 Current Rating: 6633 + 6969 = 13602 votesCurrent Rating: 6633 + 6969 = 13602 votes 6969

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
5406 Current Rating: 5406 + 4914 = 10320 votesCurrent Rating: 5406 + 4914 = 10320 votes 4914

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
4288 Current Rating: 4288 + 5239 = 9527 votesCurrent Rating: 4288 + 5239 = 9527 votes 5239

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
6721 Current Rating: 6721 + 7261 = 13982 votesCurrent Rating: 6721 + 7261 = 13982 votes 7261

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
4439 Current Rating: 4439 + 3524 = 7963 votesCurrent Rating: 4439 + 3524 = 7963 votes 3524


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
4523 Current Rating: 4523 + 3894 = 8417 votesCurrent Rating: 4523 + 3894 = 8417 votes 3894

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
7024 Current Rating: 7024 + 7139 = 14163 votesCurrent Rating: 7024 + 7139 = 14163 votes 7139

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
8297 Current Rating: 8297 + 8615 = 16912 votesCurrent Rating: 8297 + 8615 = 16912 votes 8615

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
5812 Current Rating: 5812 + 6760 = 12572 votesCurrent Rating: 5812 + 6760 = 12572 votes 6760

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
4247 Current Rating: 4247 + 5140 = 9387 votesCurrent Rating: 4247 + 5140 = 9387 votes 5140

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
6280 Current Rating: 6280 + 5500 = 11780 votesCurrent Rating: 6280 + 5500 = 11780 votes 5500

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
3981 Current Rating: 3981 + 3263 = 7244 votesCurrent Rating: 3981 + 3263 = 7244 votes 3263

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
5195 Current Rating: 5195 + 5206 = 10401 votesCurrent Rating: 5195 + 5206 = 10401 votes 5206

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
4645 Current Rating: 4645 + 3746 = 8391 votesCurrent Rating: 4645 + 3746 = 8391 votes 3746

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
5794 Current Rating: 5794 + 9445 = 15239 votesCurrent Rating: 5794 + 9445 = 15239 votes 9445

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
4657 Current Rating: 4657 + 6455 = 11112 votesCurrent Rating: 4657 + 6455 = 11112 votes 6455

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
4316 Current Rating: 4316 + 3577 = 7893 votesCurrent Rating: 4316 + 3577 = 7893 votes 3577

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
4729 Current Rating: 4729 + 3696 = 8425 votesCurrent Rating: 4729 + 3696 = 8425 votes 3696

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
3680 Current Rating: 3680 + 2945 = 6625 votesCurrent Rating: 3680 + 2945 = 6625 votes 2945

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
4273 Current Rating: 4273 + 3485 = 7758 votesCurrent Rating: 4273 + 3485 = 7758 votes 3485

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
4085 Current Rating: 4085 + 3263 = 7348 votesCurrent Rating: 4085 + 3263 = 7348 votes 3263

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
4296 Current Rating: 4296 + 3629 = 7925 votesCurrent Rating: 4296 + 3629 = 7925 votes 3629


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
4056 Current Rating: 4056 + 3243 = 7299 votesCurrent Rating: 4056 + 3243 = 7299 votes 3243

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
4909 Current Rating: 4909 + 4233 = 9142 votesCurrent Rating: 4909 + 4233 = 9142 votes 4233

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
4345 Current Rating: 4345 + 3624 = 7969 votesCurrent Rating: 4345 + 3624 = 7969 votes 3624

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
4168 Current Rating: 4168 + 3511 = 7679 votesCurrent Rating: 4168 + 3511 = 7679 votes 3511

[180] 24: The good news is that
4357 Current Rating: 4357 + 3404 = 7761 votesCurrent Rating: 4357 + 3404 = 7761 votes 3404

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
4878 Current Rating: 4878 + 4039 = 8917 votesCurrent Rating: 4878 + 4039 = 8917 votes 4039

[178] 19: My doctor told me
4149 Current Rating: 4149 + 3289 = 7438 votesCurrent Rating: 4149 + 3289 = 7438 votes 3289

[177] 18: As my lawyer
5126 Current Rating: 5126 + 6617 = 11743 votesCurrent Rating: 5126 + 6617 = 11743 votes 6617

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
4282 Current Rating: 4282 + 3572 = 7854 votesCurrent Rating: 4282 + 3572 = 7854 votes 3572

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
4793 Current Rating: 4793 + 4232 = 9025 votesCurrent Rating: 4793 + 4232 = 9025 votes 4232

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
4343 Current Rating: 4343 + 3386 = 7729 votesCurrent Rating: 4343 + 3386 = 7729 votes 3386

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
4808 Current Rating: 4808 + 3775 = 8583 votesCurrent Rating: 4808 + 3775 = 8583 votes 3775

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
4317 Current Rating: 4317 + 3620 = 7937 votesCurrent Rating: 4317 + 3620 = 7937 votes 3620

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
5659 Current Rating: 5659 + 7470 = 13129 votesCurrent Rating: 5659 + 7470 = 13129 votes 7470

[170] 9: I just had another fight
4664 Current Rating: 4664 + 3806 = 8470 votesCurrent Rating: 4664 + 3806 = 8470 votes 3806

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
4405 Current Rating: 4405 + 4043 = 8448 votesCurrent Rating: 4405 + 4043 = 8448 votes 4043

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
4759 Current Rating: 4759 + 3805 = 8564 votesCurrent Rating: 4759 + 3805 = 8564 votes 3805

[167] 4: Do you know why
4892 Current Rating: 4892 + 4112 = 9004 votesCurrent Rating: 4892 + 4112 = 9004 votes 4112

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
5758 Current Rating: 5758 + 4756 = 10514 votesCurrent Rating: 5758 + 4756 = 10514 votes 4756

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
4966 Current Rating: 4966 + 4838 = 9804 votesCurrent Rating: 4966 + 4838 = 9804 votes 4838

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
4104 Current Rating: 4104 + 3360 = 7464 votesCurrent Rating: 4104 + 3360 = 7464 votes 3360


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
3680 Current Rating: 3680 + 2780 = 6460 votesCurrent Rating: 3680 + 2780 = 6460 votes 2780

[162] 25: What?
4845 Current Rating: 4845 + 4104 = 8949 votesCurrent Rating: 4845 + 4104 = 8949 votes 4104

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
4542 Current Rating: 4542 + 3852 = 8394 votesCurrent Rating: 4542 + 3852 = 8394 votes 3852

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
3576 Current Rating: 3576 + 2898 = 6474 votesCurrent Rating: 3576 + 2898 = 6474 votes 2898

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
3745 Current Rating: 3745 + 2792 = 6537 votesCurrent Rating: 3745 + 2792 = 6537 votes 2792

[158] 19: You look well rested
4588 Current Rating: 4588 + 3766 = 8354 votesCurrent Rating: 4588 + 3766 = 8354 votes 3766

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
5921 Current Rating: 5921 + 5213 = 11134 votesCurrent Rating: 5921 + 5213 = 11134 votes 5213

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
5124 Current Rating: 5124 + 4444 = 9568 votesCurrent Rating: 5124 + 4444 = 9568 votes 4444

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
3834 Current Rating: 3834 + 3011 = 6845 votesCurrent Rating: 3834 + 3011 = 6845 votes 3011

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
4017 Current Rating: 4017 + 3259 = 7276 votesCurrent Rating: 4017 + 3259 = 7276 votes 3259

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
4362 Current Rating: 4362 + 3502 = 7864 votesCurrent Rating: 4362 + 3502 = 7864 votes 3502

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
4315 Current Rating: 4315 + 3614 = 7929 votesCurrent Rating: 4315 + 3614 = 7929 votes 3614

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
5141 Current Rating: 5141 + 4214 = 9355 votesCurrent Rating: 5141 + 4214 = 9355 votes 4214

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
4268 Current Rating: 4268 + 3708 = 7976 votesCurrent Rating: 4268 + 3708 = 7976 votes 3708

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
4490 Current Rating: 4490 + 3660 = 8150 votesCurrent Rating: 4490 + 3660 = 8150 votes 3660

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
4554 Current Rating: 4554 + 4085 = 8639 votesCurrent Rating: 4554 + 4085 = 8639 votes 4085

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
4300 Current Rating: 4300 + 3393 = 7693 votesCurrent Rating: 4300 + 3393 = 7693 votes 3393

[146] 3: What do women and dog
3857 Current Rating: 3857 + 3146 = 7003 votesCurrent Rating: 3857 + 3146 = 7003 votes 3146

[145] 2: You look happy
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 2956 = 6721 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 2956 = 6721 votes 2956

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
5119 Current Rating: 5119 + 4434 = 9553 votesCurrent Rating: 5119 + 4434 = 9553 votes 4434


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
4362 Current Rating: 4362 + 3586 = 7948 votesCurrent Rating: 4362 + 3586 = 7948 votes 3586

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
4433 Current Rating: 4433 + 3580 = 8013 votesCurrent Rating: 4433 + 3580 = 8013 votes 3580

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
3836 Current Rating: 3836 + 3144 = 6980 votesCurrent Rating: 3836 + 3144 = 6980 votes 3144

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
5648 Current Rating: 5648 + 4864 = 10512 votesCurrent Rating: 5648 + 4864 = 10512 votes 4864

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
4421 Current Rating: 4421 + 3704 = 8125 votesCurrent Rating: 4421 + 3704 = 8125 votes 3704

[138] 22: I love your forehead
3791 Current Rating: 3791 + 3175 = 6966 votesCurrent Rating: 3791 + 3175 = 6966 votes 3175

[137] 21: I got banned
4400 Current Rating: 4400 + 3568 = 7968 votesCurrent Rating: 4400 + 3568 = 7968 votes 3568

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
4402 Current Rating: 4402 + 3619 = 8021 votesCurrent Rating: 4402 + 3619 = 8021 votes 3619

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
4377 Current Rating: 4377 + 3733 = 8110 votesCurrent Rating: 4377 + 3733 = 8110 votes 3733

[134] 15: What are you watching?
4438 Current Rating: 4438 + 3650 = 8088 votesCurrent Rating: 4438 + 3650 = 8088 votes 3650

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
4065 Current Rating: 4065 + 3120 = 7185 votesCurrent Rating: 4065 + 3120 = 7185 votes 3120

[132] 13: I just want you to know
3739 Current Rating: 3739 + 2995 = 6734 votesCurrent Rating: 3739 + 2995 = 6734 votes 2995

[131] 12: I just read that the female
4264 Current Rating: 4264 + 6984 = 11248 votesCurrent Rating: 4264 + 6984 = 11248 votes 6984

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
4670 Current Rating: 4670 + 3734 = 8404 votesCurrent Rating: 4670 + 3734 = 8404 votes 3734






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