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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
19330 Current Rating: 19330 + 23240 = 42570 votesCurrent Rating: 19330 + 23240 = 42570 votes 23240

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
8070 Current Rating: 8070 + 8735 = 16805 votesCurrent Rating: 8070 + 8735 = 16805 votes 8735

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
14451 Current Rating: 14451 + 15310 = 29761 votesCurrent Rating: 14451 + 15310 = 29761 votes 15310

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
3700 Current Rating: 3700 + 3278 = 6978 votesCurrent Rating: 3700 + 3278 = 6978 votes 3278

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
4233 Current Rating: 4233 + 3478 = 7711 votesCurrent Rating: 4233 + 3478 = 7711 votes 3478

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
4043 Current Rating: 4043 + 3380 = 7423 votesCurrent Rating: 4043 + 3380 = 7423 votes 3380

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
4005 Current Rating: 4005 + 3289 = 7294 votesCurrent Rating: 4005 + 3289 = 7294 votes 3289

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
3921 Current Rating: 3921 + 3070 = 6991 votesCurrent Rating: 3921 + 3070 = 6991 votes 3070

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
5236 Current Rating: 5236 + 4376 = 9612 votesCurrent Rating: 5236 + 4376 = 9612 votes 4376

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
4140 Current Rating: 4140 + 3379 = 7519 votesCurrent Rating: 4140 + 3379 = 7519 votes 3379

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
5652 Current Rating: 5652 + 5244 = 10896 votesCurrent Rating: 5652 + 5244 = 10896 votes 5244


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
4549 Current Rating: 4549 + 6478 = 11027 votesCurrent Rating: 4549 + 6478 = 11027 votes 6478

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
3755 Current Rating: 3755 + 2782 = 6537 votesCurrent Rating: 3755 + 2782 = 6537 votes 2782

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
6111 Current Rating: 6111 + 6050 = 12161 votesCurrent Rating: 6111 + 6050 = 12161 votes 6050

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
4744 Current Rating: 4744 + 3982 = 8726 votesCurrent Rating: 4744 + 3982 = 8726 votes 3982

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
5335 Current Rating: 5335 + 4388 = 9723 votesCurrent Rating: 5335 + 4388 = 9723 votes 4388

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
17613 Current Rating: 17613 + 17488 = 35101 votesCurrent Rating: 17613 + 17488 = 35101 votes 17488

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
4626 Current Rating: 4626 + 4285 = 8911 votesCurrent Rating: 4626 + 4285 = 8911 votes 4285

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
7945 Current Rating: 7945 + 7406 = 15351 votesCurrent Rating: 7945 + 7406 = 15351 votes 7406

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
4418 Current Rating: 4418 + 4201 = 8619 votesCurrent Rating: 4418 + 4201 = 8619 votes 4201

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
3795 Current Rating: 3795 + 2971 = 6766 votesCurrent Rating: 3795 + 2971 = 6766 votes 2971

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
4760 Current Rating: 4760 + 4036 = 8796 votesCurrent Rating: 4760 + 4036 = 8796 votes 4036

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
6077 Current Rating: 6077 + 6113 = 12190 votesCurrent Rating: 6077 + 6113 = 12190 votes 6113

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
4043 Current Rating: 4043 + 3257 = 7300 votesCurrent Rating: 4043 + 3257 = 7300 votes 3257

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
3714 Current Rating: 3714 + 2744 = 6458 votesCurrent Rating: 3714 + 2744 = 6458 votes 2744

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
6717 Current Rating: 6717 + 6023 = 12740 votesCurrent Rating: 6717 + 6023 = 12740 votes 6023

[314] 2: What should we do now
3938 Current Rating: 3938 + 3193 = 7131 votesCurrent Rating: 3938 + 3193 = 7131 votes 3193

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
4823 Current Rating: 4823 + 4077 = 8900 votesCurrent Rating: 4823 + 4077 = 8900 votes 4077


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
5780 Current Rating: 5780 + 5185 = 10965 votesCurrent Rating: 5780 + 5185 = 10965 votes 5185

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
4354 Current Rating: 4354 + 3561 = 7915 votesCurrent Rating: 4354 + 3561 = 7915 votes 3561

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
4575 Current Rating: 4575 + 4682 = 9257 votesCurrent Rating: 4575 + 4682 = 9257 votes 4682

[309] 21: I feel horrible
5443 Current Rating: 5443 + 4627 = 10070 votesCurrent Rating: 5443 + 4627 = 10070 votes 4627

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
5777 Current Rating: 5777 + 6857 = 12634 votesCurrent Rating: 5777 + 6857 = 12634 votes 6857

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
4361 Current Rating: 4361 + 3551 = 7912 votesCurrent Rating: 4361 + 3551 = 7912 votes 3551

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
3894 Current Rating: 3894 + 3111 = 7005 votesCurrent Rating: 3894 + 3111 = 7005 votes 3111

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 3342 = 7544 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 3342 = 7544 votes 3342

[304] 13: What are you doing?
4814 Current Rating: 4814 + 4054 = 8868 votesCurrent Rating: 4814 + 4054 = 8868 votes 4054

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
3965 Current Rating: 3965 + 3200 = 7165 votesCurrent Rating: 3965 + 3200 = 7165 votes 3200

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
6561 Current Rating: 6561 + 6660 = 13221 votesCurrent Rating: 6561 + 6660 = 13221 votes 6660

[301] 7: Iím from the church
4312 Current Rating: 4312 + 4537 = 8849 votesCurrent Rating: 4312 + 4537 = 8849 votes 4537

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
4385 Current Rating: 4385 + 3717 = 8102 votesCurrent Rating: 4385 + 3717 = 8102 votes 3717

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
4890 Current Rating: 4890 + 4241 = 9131 votesCurrent Rating: 4890 + 4241 = 9131 votes 4241

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
4773 Current Rating: 4773 + 6489 = 11262 votesCurrent Rating: 4773 + 6489 = 11262 votes 6489

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
4737 Current Rating: 4737 + 3783 = 8520 votesCurrent Rating: 4737 + 3783 = 8520 votes 3783


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
4149 Current Rating: 4149 + 3398 = 7547 votesCurrent Rating: 4149 + 3398 = 7547 votes 3398

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
4893 Current Rating: 4893 + 4440 = 9333 votesCurrent Rating: 4893 + 4440 = 9333 votes 4440

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
3709 Current Rating: 3709 + 3835 = 7544 votesCurrent Rating: 3709 + 3835 = 7544 votes 3835

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
3758 Current Rating: 3758 + 2957 = 6715 votesCurrent Rating: 3758 + 2957 = 6715 votes 2957

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
3746 Current Rating: 3746 + 3449 = 7195 votesCurrent Rating: 3746 + 3449 = 7195 votes 3449

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
3897 Current Rating: 3897 + 3286 = 7183 votesCurrent Rating: 3897 + 3286 = 7183 votes 3286

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
4285 Current Rating: 4285 + 3369 = 7654 votesCurrent Rating: 4285 + 3369 = 7654 votes 3369

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
3703 Current Rating: 3703 + 2886 = 6589 votesCurrent Rating: 3703 + 2886 = 6589 votes 2886

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
3971 Current Rating: 3971 + 3478 = 7449 votesCurrent Rating: 3971 + 3478 = 7449 votes 3478

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
3936 Current Rating: 3936 + 3297 = 7233 votesCurrent Rating: 3936 + 3297 = 7233 votes 3297

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
3718 Current Rating: 3718 + 3139 = 6857 votesCurrent Rating: 3718 + 3139 = 6857 votes 3139

[285] 9: Why so sad?
3467 Current Rating: 3467 + 2924 = 6391 votesCurrent Rating: 3467 + 2924 = 6391 votes 2924

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
3978 Current Rating: 3978 + 3524 = 7502 votesCurrent Rating: 3978 + 3524 = 7502 votes 3524

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
3755 Current Rating: 3755 + 3074 = 6829 votesCurrent Rating: 3755 + 3074 = 6829 votes 3074

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
3748 Current Rating: 3748 + 3045 = 6793 votesCurrent Rating: 3748 + 3045 = 6793 votes 3045

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
4746 Current Rating: 4746 + 3774 = 8520 votesCurrent Rating: 4746 + 3774 = 8520 votes 3774

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
3545 Current Rating: 3545 + 2980 = 6525 votesCurrent Rating: 3545 + 2980 = 6525 votes 2980


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
3771 Current Rating: 3771 + 3084 = 6855 votesCurrent Rating: 3771 + 3084 = 6855 votes 3084

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
3780 Current Rating: 3780 + 3118 = 6898 votesCurrent Rating: 3780 + 3118 = 6898 votes 3118

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
3922 Current Rating: 3922 + 3250 = 7172 votesCurrent Rating: 3922 + 3250 = 7172 votes 3250

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
4079 Current Rating: 4079 + 3514 = 7593 votesCurrent Rating: 4079 + 3514 = 7593 votes 3514

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
3993 Current Rating: 3993 + 3247 = 7240 votesCurrent Rating: 3993 + 3247 = 7240 votes 3247

[274] 24: I am the manager
3709 Current Rating: 3709 + 3042 = 6751 votesCurrent Rating: 3709 + 3042 = 6751 votes 3042

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
3431 Current Rating: 3431 + 2717 = 6148 votesCurrent Rating: 3431 + 2717 = 6148 votes 2717

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
4236 Current Rating: 4236 + 3774 = 8010 votesCurrent Rating: 4236 + 3774 = 8010 votes 3774

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
4445 Current Rating: 4445 + 4622 = 9067 votesCurrent Rating: 4445 + 4622 = 9067 votes 4622

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
3434 Current Rating: 3434 + 2624 = 6058 votesCurrent Rating: 3434 + 2624 = 6058 votes 2624

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
4175 Current Rating: 4175 + 3423 = 7598 votesCurrent Rating: 4175 + 3423 = 7598 votes 3423

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
4345 Current Rating: 4345 + 3726 = 8071 votesCurrent Rating: 4345 + 3726 = 8071 votes 3726

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
4270 Current Rating: 4270 + 3759 = 8029 votesCurrent Rating: 4270 + 3759 = 8029 votes 3759

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
3435 Current Rating: 3435 + 2762 = 6197 votesCurrent Rating: 3435 + 2762 = 6197 votes 2762

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
3782 Current Rating: 3782 + 3142 = 6924 votesCurrent Rating: 3782 + 3142 = 6924 votes 3142

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
3738 Current Rating: 3738 + 2808 = 6546 votesCurrent Rating: 3738 + 2808 = 6546 votes 2808

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
3438 Current Rating: 3438 + 2947 = 6385 votesCurrent Rating: 3438 + 2947 = 6385 votes 2947

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
4289 Current Rating: 4289 + 3580 = 7869 votesCurrent Rating: 4289 + 3580 = 7869 votes 3580


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
3448 Current Rating: 3448 + 2767 = 6215 votesCurrent Rating: 3448 + 2767 = 6215 votes 2767

[260] 29: Wait here
4049 Current Rating: 4049 + 3366 = 7415 votesCurrent Rating: 4049 + 3366 = 7415 votes 3366

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
4085 Current Rating: 4085 + 3356 = 7441 votesCurrent Rating: 4085 + 3356 = 7441 votes 3356

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
3968 Current Rating: 3968 + 3435 = 7403 votesCurrent Rating: 3968 + 3435 = 7403 votes 3435

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
4185 Current Rating: 4185 + 3560 = 7745 votesCurrent Rating: 4185 + 3560 = 7745 votes 3560

[256] 23: As my lawyer
4371 Current Rating: 4371 + 3546 = 7917 votesCurrent Rating: 4371 + 3546 = 7917 votes 3546

[255] 22: Sex is the price
3768 Current Rating: 3768 + 5640 = 9408 votesCurrent Rating: 3768 + 5640 = 9408 votes 5640

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
3939 Current Rating: 3939 + 3152 = 7091 votesCurrent Rating: 3939 + 3152 = 7091 votes 3152

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
3733 Current Rating: 3733 + 3039 = 6772 votesCurrent Rating: 3733 + 3039 = 6772 votes 3039

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
4988 Current Rating: 4988 + 7031 = 12019 votesCurrent Rating: 4988 + 7031 = 12019 votes 7031

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
5863 Current Rating: 5863 + 7900 = 13763 votesCurrent Rating: 5863 + 7900 = 13763 votes 7900

[250] 14: Those look heavy
5118 Current Rating: 5118 + 4444 = 9562 votesCurrent Rating: 5118 + 4444 = 9562 votes 4444

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
7868 Current Rating: 7868 + 9406 = 17274 votesCurrent Rating: 7868 + 9406 = 17274 votes 9406

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
4330 Current Rating: 4330 + 5211 = 9541 votesCurrent Rating: 4330 + 5211 = 9541 votes 5211

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
3807 Current Rating: 3807 + 2890 = 6697 votesCurrent Rating: 3807 + 2890 = 6697 votes 2890

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
3781 Current Rating: 3781 + 3012 = 6793 votesCurrent Rating: 3781 + 3012 = 6793 votes 3012

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
4355 Current Rating: 4355 + 3621 = 7976 votesCurrent Rating: 4355 + 3621 = 7976 votes 3621

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
5216 Current Rating: 5216 + 4503 = 9719 votesCurrent Rating: 5216 + 4503 = 9719 votes 4503

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
4469 Current Rating: 4469 + 3687 = 8156 votesCurrent Rating: 4469 + 3687 = 8156 votes 3687

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
4097 Current Rating: 4097 + 6650 = 10747 votesCurrent Rating: 4097 + 6650 = 10747 votes 6650

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
4932 Current Rating: 4932 + 4225 = 9157 votesCurrent Rating: 4932 + 4225 = 9157 votes 4225


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
4848 Current Rating: 4848 + 3994 = 8842 votesCurrent Rating: 4848 + 3994 = 8842 votes 3994

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
4396 Current Rating: 4396 + 3652 = 8048 votesCurrent Rating: 4396 + 3652 = 8048 votes 3652

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
4139 Current Rating: 4139 + 3206 = 7345 votesCurrent Rating: 4139 + 3206 = 7345 votes 3206

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
3491 Current Rating: 3491 + 2714 = 6205 votesCurrent Rating: 3491 + 2714 = 6205 votes 2714

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
4045 Current Rating: 4045 + 3284 = 7329 votesCurrent Rating: 4045 + 3284 = 7329 votes 3284

[235] 23: My dog died last week
3956 Current Rating: 3956 + 3031 = 6987 votesCurrent Rating: 3956 + 3031 = 6987 votes 3031

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
4297 Current Rating: 4297 + 3641 = 7938 votesCurrent Rating: 4297 + 3641 = 7938 votes 3641

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
3991 Current Rating: 3991 + 4977 = 8968 votesCurrent Rating: 3991 + 4977 = 8968 votes 4977

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 3240 = 7268 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 3240 = 7268 votes 3240

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
4151 Current Rating: 4151 + 3198 = 7349 votesCurrent Rating: 4151 + 3198 = 7349 votes 3198

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
3920 Current Rating: 3920 + 3340 = 7260 votesCurrent Rating: 3920 + 3340 = 7260 votes 3340

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
3963 Current Rating: 3963 + 3189 = 7152 votesCurrent Rating: 3963 + 3189 = 7152 votes 3189

[228] 10: You have to defend me
6253 Current Rating: 6253 + 5531 = 11784 votesCurrent Rating: 6253 + 5531 = 11784 votes 5531

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
4118 Current Rating: 4118 + 3356 = 7474 votesCurrent Rating: 4118 + 3356 = 7474 votes 3356

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
3970 Current Rating: 3970 + 3304 = 7274 votesCurrent Rating: 3970 + 3304 = 7274 votes 3304

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
4047 Current Rating: 4047 + 3243 = 7290 votesCurrent Rating: 4047 + 3243 = 7290 votes 3243

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
4443 Current Rating: 4443 + 6768 = 11211 votesCurrent Rating: 4443 + 6768 = 11211 votes 6768

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
5842 Current Rating: 5842 + 4872 = 10714 votesCurrent Rating: 5842 + 4872 = 10714 votes 4872

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
5178 Current Rating: 5178 + 4849 = 10027 votesCurrent Rating: 5178 + 4849 = 10027 votes 4849

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
4591 Current Rating: 4591 + 6359 = 10950 votesCurrent Rating: 4591 + 6359 = 10950 votes 6359


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
10621 Current Rating: 10621 + 12082 = 22703 votesCurrent Rating: 10621 + 12082 = 22703 votes 12082

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
4124 Current Rating: 4124 + 3364 = 7488 votesCurrent Rating: 4124 + 3364 = 7488 votes 3364

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
4512 Current Rating: 4512 + 6463 = 10975 votesCurrent Rating: 4512 + 6463 = 10975 votes 6463

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
4052 Current Rating: 4052 + 6741 = 10793 votesCurrent Rating: 4052 + 6741 = 10793 votes 6741

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
4273 Current Rating: 4273 + 5994 = 10267 votesCurrent Rating: 4273 + 5994 = 10267 votes 5994

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
4795 Current Rating: 4795 + 6641 = 11436 votesCurrent Rating: 4795 + 6641 = 11436 votes 6641

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
4495 Current Rating: 4495 + 4560 = 9055 votesCurrent Rating: 4495 + 4560 = 9055 votes 4560

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
3245 Current Rating: 3245 + 2261 = 5506 votesCurrent Rating: 3245 + 2261 = 5506 votes 2261

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
3360 Current Rating: 3360 + 2620 = 5980 votesCurrent Rating: 3360 + 2620 = 5980 votes 2620

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 3321 = 7349 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 3321 = 7349 votes 3321

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
3831 Current Rating: 3831 + 3341 = 7172 votesCurrent Rating: 3831 + 3341 = 7172 votes 3341

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
4634 Current Rating: 4634 + 3819 = 8453 votesCurrent Rating: 4634 + 3819 = 8453 votes 3819

[208] 12: Since we got married
3718 Current Rating: 3718 + 4642 = 8360 votesCurrent Rating: 3718 + 4642 = 8360 votes 4642

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
5291 Current Rating: 5291 + 4566 = 9857 votesCurrent Rating: 5291 + 4566 = 9857 votes 4566

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
6266 Current Rating: 6266 + 6643 = 12909 votesCurrent Rating: 6266 + 6643 = 12909 votes 6643

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
5191 Current Rating: 5191 + 4750 = 9941 votesCurrent Rating: 5191 + 4750 = 9941 votes 4750

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
4060 Current Rating: 4060 + 5056 = 9116 votesCurrent Rating: 4060 + 5056 = 9116 votes 5056

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
6340 Current Rating: 6340 + 6912 = 13252 votesCurrent Rating: 6340 + 6912 = 13252 votes 6912

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
4120 Current Rating: 4120 + 3253 = 7373 votesCurrent Rating: 4120 + 3253 = 7373 votes 3253


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
4219 Current Rating: 4219 + 3644 = 7863 votesCurrent Rating: 4219 + 3644 = 7863 votes 3644

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
6650 Current Rating: 6650 + 6800 = 13450 votesCurrent Rating: 6650 + 6800 = 13450 votes 6800

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
7972 Current Rating: 7972 + 8329 = 16301 votesCurrent Rating: 7972 + 8329 = 16301 votes 8329

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
5513 Current Rating: 5513 + 6502 = 12015 votesCurrent Rating: 5513 + 6502 = 12015 votes 6502

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
3987 Current Rating: 3987 + 4933 = 8920 votesCurrent Rating: 3987 + 4933 = 8920 votes 4933

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
5889 Current Rating: 5889 + 5154 = 11043 votesCurrent Rating: 5889 + 5154 = 11043 votes 5154

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
3728 Current Rating: 3728 + 3073 = 6801 votesCurrent Rating: 3728 + 3073 = 6801 votes 3073

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
4896 Current Rating: 4896 + 4949 = 9845 votesCurrent Rating: 4896 + 4949 = 9845 votes 4949

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
4419 Current Rating: 4419 + 3582 = 8001 votesCurrent Rating: 4419 + 3582 = 8001 votes 3582

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
5396 Current Rating: 5396 + 9091 = 14487 votesCurrent Rating: 5396 + 9091 = 14487 votes 9091

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
4344 Current Rating: 4344 + 6214 = 10558 votesCurrent Rating: 4344 + 6214 = 10558 votes 6214

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
3993 Current Rating: 3993 + 3313 = 7306 votesCurrent Rating: 3993 + 3313 = 7306 votes 3313

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
4378 Current Rating: 4378 + 3406 = 7784 votesCurrent Rating: 4378 + 3406 = 7784 votes 3406

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
3421 Current Rating: 3421 + 2743 = 6164 votesCurrent Rating: 3421 + 2743 = 6164 votes 2743

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
3924 Current Rating: 3924 + 3191 = 7115 votesCurrent Rating: 3924 + 3191 = 7115 votes 3191

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
3729 Current Rating: 3729 + 2966 = 6695 votesCurrent Rating: 3729 + 2966 = 6695 votes 2966

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
3956 Current Rating: 3956 + 3354 = 7310 votesCurrent Rating: 3956 + 3354 = 7310 votes 3354


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
3776 Current Rating: 3776 + 3034 = 6810 votesCurrent Rating: 3776 + 3034 = 6810 votes 3034

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
4504 Current Rating: 4504 + 3883 = 8387 votesCurrent Rating: 4504 + 3883 = 8387 votes 3883

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
4010 Current Rating: 4010 + 3335 = 7345 votesCurrent Rating: 4010 + 3335 = 7345 votes 3335

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
3807 Current Rating: 3807 + 3223 = 7030 votesCurrent Rating: 3807 + 3223 = 7030 votes 3223

[180] 24: The good news is that
4035 Current Rating: 4035 + 3145 = 7180 votesCurrent Rating: 4035 + 3145 = 7180 votes 3145

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
4502 Current Rating: 4502 + 3707 = 8209 votesCurrent Rating: 4502 + 3707 = 8209 votes 3707

[178] 19: My doctor told me
3810 Current Rating: 3810 + 3015 = 6825 votesCurrent Rating: 3810 + 3015 = 6825 votes 3015

[177] 18: As my lawyer
4820 Current Rating: 4820 + 6363 = 11183 votesCurrent Rating: 4820 + 6363 = 11183 votes 6363

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
3949 Current Rating: 3949 + 3292 = 7241 votesCurrent Rating: 3949 + 3292 = 7241 votes 3292

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
4390 Current Rating: 4390 + 3874 = 8264 votesCurrent Rating: 4390 + 3874 = 8264 votes 3874

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
4018 Current Rating: 4018 + 3137 = 7155 votesCurrent Rating: 4018 + 3137 = 7155 votes 3137

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
4507 Current Rating: 4507 + 3515 = 8022 votesCurrent Rating: 4507 + 3515 = 8022 votes 3515

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
4000 Current Rating: 4000 + 3353 = 7353 votesCurrent Rating: 4000 + 3353 = 7353 votes 3353

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
5270 Current Rating: 5270 + 7136 = 12406 votesCurrent Rating: 5270 + 7136 = 12406 votes 7136

[170] 9: I just had another fight
4313 Current Rating: 4313 + 3503 = 7816 votesCurrent Rating: 4313 + 3503 = 7816 votes 3503

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
4095 Current Rating: 4095 + 3774 = 7869 votesCurrent Rating: 4095 + 3774 = 7869 votes 3774

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
4537 Current Rating: 4537 + 3636 = 8173 votesCurrent Rating: 4537 + 3636 = 8173 votes 3636

[167] 4: Do you know why
4482 Current Rating: 4482 + 3760 = 8242 votesCurrent Rating: 4482 + 3760 = 8242 votes 3760

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
5367 Current Rating: 5367 + 4415 = 9782 votesCurrent Rating: 5367 + 4415 = 9782 votes 4415

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
4651 Current Rating: 4651 + 4581 = 9232 votesCurrent Rating: 4651 + 4581 = 9232 votes 4581

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
3757 Current Rating: 3757 + 3076 = 6833 votesCurrent Rating: 3757 + 3076 = 6833 votes 3076


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
3413 Current Rating: 3413 + 2586 = 5999 votesCurrent Rating: 3413 + 2586 = 5999 votes 2586

[162] 25: What?
4469 Current Rating: 4469 + 3772 = 8241 votesCurrent Rating: 4469 + 3772 = 8241 votes 3772

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
4223 Current Rating: 4223 + 3594 = 7817 votesCurrent Rating: 4223 + 3594 = 7817 votes 3594

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
3309 Current Rating: 3309 + 2685 = 5994 votesCurrent Rating: 3309 + 2685 = 5994 votes 2685

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
3497 Current Rating: 3497 + 2591 = 6088 votesCurrent Rating: 3497 + 2591 = 6088 votes 2591

[158] 19: You look well rested
4277 Current Rating: 4277 + 3503 = 7780 votesCurrent Rating: 4277 + 3503 = 7780 votes 3503

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
5508 Current Rating: 5508 + 4873 = 10381 votesCurrent Rating: 5508 + 4873 = 10381 votes 4873

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
4849 Current Rating: 4849 + 4239 = 9088 votesCurrent Rating: 4849 + 4239 = 9088 votes 4239

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
3577 Current Rating: 3577 + 2805 = 6382 votesCurrent Rating: 3577 + 2805 = 6382 votes 2805

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
3755 Current Rating: 3755 + 3054 = 6809 votesCurrent Rating: 3755 + 3054 = 6809 votes 3054

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
4062 Current Rating: 4062 + 3243 = 7305 votesCurrent Rating: 4062 + 3243 = 7305 votes 3243

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
3962 Current Rating: 3962 + 3341 = 7303 votesCurrent Rating: 3962 + 3341 = 7303 votes 3341

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
4866 Current Rating: 4866 + 4000 = 8866 votesCurrent Rating: 4866 + 4000 = 8866 votes 4000

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
3947 Current Rating: 3947 + 3431 = 7378 votesCurrent Rating: 3947 + 3431 = 7378 votes 3431

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
4134 Current Rating: 4134 + 3389 = 7523 votesCurrent Rating: 4134 + 3389 = 7523 votes 3389

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
4252 Current Rating: 4252 + 3827 = 8079 votesCurrent Rating: 4252 + 3827 = 8079 votes 3827

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
3975 Current Rating: 3975 + 3121 = 7096 votesCurrent Rating: 3975 + 3121 = 7096 votes 3121

[146] 3: What do women and dog
3558 Current Rating: 3558 + 2910 = 6468 votesCurrent Rating: 3558 + 2910 = 6468 votes 2910

[145] 2: You look happy
3518 Current Rating: 3518 + 2764 = 6282 votesCurrent Rating: 3518 + 2764 = 6282 votes 2764

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
4725 Current Rating: 4725 + 4089 = 8814 votesCurrent Rating: 4725 + 4089 = 8814 votes 4089


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
4019 Current Rating: 4019 + 3320 = 7339 votesCurrent Rating: 4019 + 3320 = 7339 votes 3320

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
4055 Current Rating: 4055 + 3278 = 7333 votesCurrent Rating: 4055 + 3278 = 7333 votes 3278

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
3560 Current Rating: 3560 + 2930 = 6490 votesCurrent Rating: 3560 + 2930 = 6490 votes 2930

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
5248 Current Rating: 5248 + 4529 = 9777 votesCurrent Rating: 5248 + 4529 = 9777 votes 4529

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
4097 Current Rating: 4097 + 3439 = 7536 votesCurrent Rating: 4097 + 3439 = 7536 votes 3439

[138] 22: I love your forehead
3497 Current Rating: 3497 + 2922 = 6419 votesCurrent Rating: 3497 + 2922 = 6419 votes 2922

[137] 21: I got banned
4095 Current Rating: 4095 + 3308 = 7403 votesCurrent Rating: 4095 + 3308 = 7403 votes 3308

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
4087 Current Rating: 4087 + 3350 = 7437 votesCurrent Rating: 4087 + 3350 = 7437 votes 3350

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
4050 Current Rating: 4050 + 3463 = 7513 votesCurrent Rating: 4050 + 3463 = 7513 votes 3463

[134] 15: What are you watching?
4112 Current Rating: 4112 + 3386 = 7498 votesCurrent Rating: 4112 + 3386 = 7498 votes 3386

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
3748 Current Rating: 3748 + 2869 = 6617 votesCurrent Rating: 3748 + 2869 = 6617 votes 2869

[132] 13: I just want you to know
3399 Current Rating: 3399 + 2710 = 6109 votesCurrent Rating: 3399 + 2710 = 6109 votes 2710

[131] 12: I just read that the female
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 6791 = 10799 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 6791 = 10799 votes 6791

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
4340 Current Rating: 4340 + 3457 = 7797 votesCurrent Rating: 4340 + 3457 = 7797 votes 3457






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