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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
24338 Current Rating: 24338 + 27777 = 52115 votesCurrent Rating: 24338 + 27777 = 52115 votes 27777

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
11927 Current Rating: 11927 + 13925 = 25852 votesCurrent Rating: 11927 + 13925 = 25852 votes 13925

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
20768 Current Rating: 20768 + 21783 = 42551 votesCurrent Rating: 20768 + 21783 = 42551 votes 21783

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
7168 Current Rating: 7168 + 6880 = 14048 votesCurrent Rating: 7168 + 6880 = 14048 votes 6880

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
8369 Current Rating: 8369 + 7564 = 15933 votesCurrent Rating: 8369 + 7564 = 15933 votes 7564

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
8036 Current Rating: 8036 + 7365 = 15401 votesCurrent Rating: 8036 + 7365 = 15401 votes 7365

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
7765 Current Rating: 7765 + 6983 = 14748 votesCurrent Rating: 7765 + 6983 = 14748 votes 6983

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
7376 Current Rating: 7376 + 6514 = 13890 votesCurrent Rating: 7376 + 6514 = 13890 votes 6514

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
17760 Current Rating: 17760 + 16846 = 34606 votesCurrent Rating: 17760 + 16846 = 34606 votes 16846

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
8479 Current Rating: 8479 + 7627 = 16106 votesCurrent Rating: 8479 + 7627 = 16106 votes 7627

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
10709 Current Rating: 10709 + 10404 = 21113 votesCurrent Rating: 10709 + 10404 = 21113 votes 10404


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
8799 Current Rating: 8799 + 10850 = 19649 votesCurrent Rating: 8799 + 10850 = 19649 votes 10850

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
7207 Current Rating: 7207 + 6429 = 13636 votesCurrent Rating: 7207 + 6429 = 13636 votes 6429

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
11474 Current Rating: 11474 + 16477 = 27951 votesCurrent Rating: 11474 + 16477 = 27951 votes 16477

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
9865 Current Rating: 9865 + 9132 = 18997 votesCurrent Rating: 9865 + 9132 = 18997 votes 9132

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
13471 Current Rating: 13471 + 12637 = 26108 votesCurrent Rating: 13471 + 12637 = 26108 votes 12637

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
21779 Current Rating: 21779 + 21601 = 43380 votesCurrent Rating: 21779 + 21601 = 43380 votes 21601

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
9090 Current Rating: 9090 + 8679 = 17769 votesCurrent Rating: 9090 + 8679 = 17769 votes 8679

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
11589 Current Rating: 11589 + 12206 = 23795 votesCurrent Rating: 11589 + 12206 = 23795 votes 12206

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
8755 Current Rating: 8755 + 8529 = 17284 votesCurrent Rating: 8755 + 8529 = 17284 votes 8529

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
7878 Current Rating: 7878 + 6932 = 14810 votesCurrent Rating: 7878 + 6932 = 14810 votes 6932

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
9964 Current Rating: 9964 + 9051 = 19015 votesCurrent Rating: 9964 + 9051 = 19015 votes 9051

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
8873 Current Rating: 8873 + 8816 = 17689 votesCurrent Rating: 8873 + 8816 = 17689 votes 8816

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
9007 Current Rating: 9007 + 8072 = 17079 votesCurrent Rating: 9007 + 8072 = 17079 votes 8072

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
6846 Current Rating: 6846 + 5845 = 12691 votesCurrent Rating: 6846 + 5845 = 12691 votes 5845

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
10790 Current Rating: 10790 + 9985 = 20775 votesCurrent Rating: 10790 + 9985 = 20775 votes 9985

[314] 2: What should we do now
6865 Current Rating: 6865 + 5984 = 12849 votesCurrent Rating: 6865 + 5984 = 12849 votes 5984

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
12541 Current Rating: 12541 + 11792 = 24333 votesCurrent Rating: 12541 + 11792 = 24333 votes 11792


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
265690 Current Rating: 265690 + 263714 = 529404 votesCurrent Rating: 265690 + 263714 = 529404 votes 263714

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
8073 Current Rating: 8073 + 7225 = 15298 votesCurrent Rating: 8073 + 7225 = 15298 votes 7225

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
7798 Current Rating: 7798 + 7867 = 15665 votesCurrent Rating: 7798 + 7867 = 15665 votes 7867

[309] 21: I feel horrible
11448 Current Rating: 11448 + 10677 = 22125 votesCurrent Rating: 11448 + 10677 = 22125 votes 10677

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
9395 Current Rating: 9395 + 10606 = 20001 votesCurrent Rating: 9395 + 10606 = 20001 votes 10606

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
8021 Current Rating: 8021 + 7166 = 15187 votesCurrent Rating: 8021 + 7166 = 15187 votes 7166

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
8532 Current Rating: 8532 + 7674 = 16206 votesCurrent Rating: 8532 + 7674 = 16206 votes 7674

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
7926 Current Rating: 7926 + 7042 = 14968 votesCurrent Rating: 7926 + 7042 = 14968 votes 7042

[304] 13: What are you doing?
9116 Current Rating: 9116 + 8257 = 17373 votesCurrent Rating: 9116 + 8257 = 17373 votes 8257

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
8164 Current Rating: 8164 + 7303 = 15467 votesCurrent Rating: 8164 + 7303 = 15467 votes 7303

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
10558 Current Rating: 10558 + 10742 = 21300 votesCurrent Rating: 10558 + 10742 = 21300 votes 10742

[301] 7: Iím from the church
8311 Current Rating: 8311 + 8647 = 16958 votesCurrent Rating: 8311 + 8647 = 16958 votes 8647

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
8449 Current Rating: 8449 + 7640 = 16089 votesCurrent Rating: 8449 + 7640 = 16089 votes 7640

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
9930 Current Rating: 9930 + 9376 = 19306 votesCurrent Rating: 9930 + 9376 = 19306 votes 9376

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
19688 Current Rating: 19688 + 21255 = 40943 votesCurrent Rating: 19688 + 21255 = 40943 votes 21255

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
9490 Current Rating: 9490 + 8417 = 17907 votesCurrent Rating: 9490 + 8417 = 17907 votes 8417


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
8049 Current Rating: 8049 + 7297 = 15346 votesCurrent Rating: 8049 + 7297 = 15346 votes 7297

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
9434 Current Rating: 9434 + 9125 = 18559 votesCurrent Rating: 9434 + 9125 = 18559 votes 9125

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
6574 Current Rating: 6574 + 6579 = 13153 votesCurrent Rating: 6574 + 6579 = 13153 votes 6579

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
6965 Current Rating: 6965 + 6149 = 13114 votesCurrent Rating: 6965 + 6149 = 13114 votes 6149

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
6734 Current Rating: 6734 + 6401 = 13135 votesCurrent Rating: 6734 + 6401 = 13135 votes 6401

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
7918 Current Rating: 7918 + 7247 = 15165 votesCurrent Rating: 7918 + 7247 = 15165 votes 7247

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
11678 Current Rating: 11678 + 10799 = 22477 votesCurrent Rating: 11678 + 10799 = 22477 votes 10799

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
7500 Current Rating: 7500 + 6621 = 14121 votesCurrent Rating: 7500 + 6621 = 14121 votes 6621

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
8417 Current Rating: 8417 + 7816 = 16233 votesCurrent Rating: 8417 + 7816 = 16233 votes 7816

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
8836 Current Rating: 8836 + 8225 = 17061 votesCurrent Rating: 8836 + 8225 = 17061 votes 8225

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
8325 Current Rating: 8325 + 7670 = 15995 votesCurrent Rating: 8325 + 7670 = 15995 votes 7670

[285] 9: Why so sad?
6535 Current Rating: 6535 + 5910 = 12445 votesCurrent Rating: 6535 + 5910 = 12445 votes 5910

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
7726 Current Rating: 7726 + 7371 = 15097 votesCurrent Rating: 7726 + 7371 = 15097 votes 7371

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
7952 Current Rating: 7952 + 7167 = 15119 votesCurrent Rating: 7952 + 7167 = 15119 votes 7167

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
8089 Current Rating: 8089 + 7400 = 15489 votesCurrent Rating: 8089 + 7400 = 15489 votes 7400

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
8646 Current Rating: 8646 + 7605 = 16251 votesCurrent Rating: 8646 + 7605 = 16251 votes 7605

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
6685 Current Rating: 6685 + 6033 = 12718 votesCurrent Rating: 6685 + 6033 = 12718 votes 6033


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
7618 Current Rating: 7618 + 6773 = 14391 votesCurrent Rating: 7618 + 6773 = 14391 votes 6773

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
7979 Current Rating: 7979 + 7257 = 15236 votesCurrent Rating: 7979 + 7257 = 15236 votes 7257

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
8423 Current Rating: 8423 + 7711 = 16134 votesCurrent Rating: 8423 + 7711 = 16134 votes 7711

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
9899 Current Rating: 9899 + 9390 = 19289 votesCurrent Rating: 9899 + 9390 = 19289 votes 9390

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
7875 Current Rating: 7875 + 7026 = 14901 votesCurrent Rating: 7875 + 7026 = 14901 votes 7026

[274] 24: I am the manager
9050 Current Rating: 9050 + 10647 = 19697 votesCurrent Rating: 9050 + 10647 = 19697 votes 10647

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
6812 Current Rating: 6812 + 6054 = 12866 votesCurrent Rating: 6812 + 6054 = 12866 votes 6054

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
9205 Current Rating: 9205 + 8817 = 18022 votesCurrent Rating: 9205 + 8817 = 18022 votes 8817

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
8716 Current Rating: 8716 + 9179 = 17895 votesCurrent Rating: 8716 + 9179 = 17895 votes 9179

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
6565 Current Rating: 6565 + 5696 = 12261 votesCurrent Rating: 6565 + 5696 = 12261 votes 5696

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
8212 Current Rating: 8212 + 7307 = 15519 votesCurrent Rating: 8212 + 7307 = 15519 votes 7307

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
8476 Current Rating: 8476 + 7806 = 16282 votesCurrent Rating: 8476 + 7806 = 16282 votes 7806

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
7871 Current Rating: 7871 + 7341 = 15212 votesCurrent Rating: 7871 + 7341 = 15212 votes 7341

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
6274 Current Rating: 6274 + 5525 = 11799 votesCurrent Rating: 6274 + 5525 = 11799 votes 5525

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
9040 Current Rating: 9040 + 8439 = 17479 votesCurrent Rating: 9040 + 8439 = 17479 votes 8439

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
13549 Current Rating: 13549 + 12047 = 25596 votesCurrent Rating: 13549 + 12047 = 25596 votes 12047

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
6332 Current Rating: 6332 + 5800 = 12132 votesCurrent Rating: 6332 + 5800 = 12132 votes 5800

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
8876 Current Rating: 8876 + 8030 = 16906 votesCurrent Rating: 8876 + 8030 = 16906 votes 8030


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
6527 Current Rating: 6527 + 5720 = 12247 votesCurrent Rating: 6527 + 5720 = 12247 votes 5720

[260] 29: Wait here
8306 Current Rating: 8306 + 7606 = 15912 votesCurrent Rating: 8306 + 7606 = 15912 votes 7606

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
8415 Current Rating: 8415 + 7621 = 16036 votesCurrent Rating: 8415 + 7621 = 16036 votes 7621

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
7875 Current Rating: 7875 + 7378 = 15253 votesCurrent Rating: 7875 + 7378 = 15253 votes 7378

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
8242 Current Rating: 8242 + 7666 = 15908 votesCurrent Rating: 8242 + 7666 = 15908 votes 7666

[256] 23: As my lawyer
8771 Current Rating: 8771 + 7971 = 16742 votesCurrent Rating: 8771 + 7971 = 16742 votes 7971

[255] 22: Sex is the price
7053 Current Rating: 7053 + 8925 = 15978 votesCurrent Rating: 7053 + 8925 = 15978 votes 8925

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
7166 Current Rating: 7166 + 6253 = 13419 votesCurrent Rating: 7166 + 6253 = 13419 votes 6253

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
7630 Current Rating: 7630 + 6862 = 14492 votesCurrent Rating: 7630 + 6862 = 14492 votes 6862

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
30413 Current Rating: 30413 + 31316 = 61729 votesCurrent Rating: 30413 + 31316 = 61729 votes 31316

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
10654 Current Rating: 10654 + 12825 = 23479 votesCurrent Rating: 10654 + 12825 = 23479 votes 12825

[250] 14: Those look heavy
8986 Current Rating: 8986 + 8412 = 17398 votesCurrent Rating: 8986 + 8412 = 17398 votes 8412

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
13211 Current Rating: 13211 + 22569 = 35780 votesCurrent Rating: 13211 + 22569 = 35780 votes 22569

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
8288 Current Rating: 8288 + 9062 = 17350 votesCurrent Rating: 8288 + 9062 = 17350 votes 9062

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
7635 Current Rating: 7635 + 6693 = 14328 votesCurrent Rating: 7635 + 6693 = 14328 votes 6693

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
7068 Current Rating: 7068 + 6248 = 13316 votesCurrent Rating: 7068 + 6248 = 13316 votes 6248

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
8510 Current Rating: 8510 + 7723 = 16233 votesCurrent Rating: 8510 + 7723 = 16233 votes 7723

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
9205 Current Rating: 9205 + 8537 = 17742 votesCurrent Rating: 9205 + 8537 = 17742 votes 8537

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
9158 Current Rating: 9158 + 8272 = 17430 votesCurrent Rating: 9158 + 8272 = 17430 votes 8272

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
6566 Current Rating: 6566 + 8990 = 15556 votesCurrent Rating: 6566 + 8990 = 15556 votes 8990

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
10096 Current Rating: 10096 + 9424 = 19520 votesCurrent Rating: 10096 + 9424 = 19520 votes 9424


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
9961 Current Rating: 9961 + 9083 = 19044 votesCurrent Rating: 9961 + 9083 = 19044 votes 9083

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
8747 Current Rating: 8747 + 7921 = 16668 votesCurrent Rating: 8747 + 7921 = 16668 votes 7921

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
7633 Current Rating: 7633 + 6708 = 14341 votesCurrent Rating: 7633 + 6708 = 14341 votes 6708

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
6730 Current Rating: 6730 + 5929 = 12659 votesCurrent Rating: 6730 + 5929 = 12659 votes 5929

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
12403 Current Rating: 12403 + 11341 = 23744 votesCurrent Rating: 12403 + 11341 = 23744 votes 11341

[235] 23: My dog died last week
7365 Current Rating: 7365 + 6324 = 13689 votesCurrent Rating: 7365 + 6324 = 13689 votes 6324

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
16701 Current Rating: 16701 + 16243 = 32944 votesCurrent Rating: 16701 + 16243 = 32944 votes 16243

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
7743 Current Rating: 7743 + 8600 = 16343 votesCurrent Rating: 7743 + 8600 = 16343 votes 8600

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
7691 Current Rating: 7691 + 6798 = 14489 votesCurrent Rating: 7691 + 6798 = 14489 votes 6798

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
8091 Current Rating: 8091 + 7216 = 15307 votesCurrent Rating: 8091 + 7216 = 15307 votes 7216

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
7904 Current Rating: 7904 + 7287 = 15191 votesCurrent Rating: 7904 + 7287 = 15191 votes 7287

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
7884 Current Rating: 7884 + 7030 = 14914 votesCurrent Rating: 7884 + 7030 = 14914 votes 7030

[228] 10: You have to defend me
10327 Current Rating: 10327 + 10505 = 20832 votesCurrent Rating: 10327 + 10505 = 20832 votes 10505

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
9059 Current Rating: 9059 + 8379 = 17438 votesCurrent Rating: 9059 + 8379 = 17438 votes 8379

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
9828 Current Rating: 9828 + 9047 = 18875 votesCurrent Rating: 9828 + 9047 = 18875 votes 9047

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
8308 Current Rating: 8308 + 7493 = 15801 votesCurrent Rating: 8308 + 7493 = 15801 votes 7493

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
7229 Current Rating: 7229 + 9474 = 16703 votesCurrent Rating: 7229 + 9474 = 16703 votes 9474

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
9720 Current Rating: 9720 + 8790 = 18510 votesCurrent Rating: 9720 + 8790 = 18510 votes 8790

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
8547 Current Rating: 8547 + 8167 = 16714 votesCurrent Rating: 8547 + 8167 = 16714 votes 8167

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
8564 Current Rating: 8564 + 10122 = 18686 votesCurrent Rating: 8564 + 10122 = 18686 votes 10122


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
13666 Current Rating: 13666 + 15113 = 28779 votesCurrent Rating: 13666 + 15113 = 28779 votes 15113

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
8486 Current Rating: 8486 + 7668 = 16154 votesCurrent Rating: 8486 + 7668 = 16154 votes 7668

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
8702 Current Rating: 8702 + 10588 = 19290 votesCurrent Rating: 8702 + 10588 = 19290 votes 10588

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
6767 Current Rating: 6767 + 9309 = 16076 votesCurrent Rating: 6767 + 9309 = 16076 votes 9309

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
7446 Current Rating: 7446 + 8953 = 16399 votesCurrent Rating: 7446 + 8953 = 16399 votes 8953

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
9252 Current Rating: 9252 + 10979 = 20231 votesCurrent Rating: 9252 + 10979 = 20231 votes 10979

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
8172 Current Rating: 8172 + 8272 = 16444 votesCurrent Rating: 8172 + 8272 = 16444 votes 8272

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
6720 Current Rating: 6720 + 5618 = 12338 votesCurrent Rating: 6720 + 5618 = 12338 votes 5618

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
8539 Current Rating: 8539 + 9071 = 17610 votesCurrent Rating: 8539 + 9071 = 17610 votes 9071

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
8283 Current Rating: 8283 + 7419 = 15702 votesCurrent Rating: 8283 + 7419 = 15702 votes 7419

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
6854 Current Rating: 6854 + 6434 = 13288 votesCurrent Rating: 6854 + 6434 = 13288 votes 6434

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
13196 Current Rating: 13196 + 12036 = 25232 votesCurrent Rating: 13196 + 12036 = 25232 votes 12036

[208] 12: Since we got married
6641 Current Rating: 6641 + 7422 = 14063 votesCurrent Rating: 6641 + 7422 = 14063 votes 7422

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
10914 Current Rating: 10914 + 10165 = 21079 votesCurrent Rating: 10914 + 10165 = 21079 votes 10165

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
12265 Current Rating: 12265 + 13233 = 25498 votesCurrent Rating: 12265 + 13233 = 25498 votes 13233

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
7774 Current Rating: 7774 + 7340 = 15114 votesCurrent Rating: 7774 + 7340 = 15114 votes 7340

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
7742 Current Rating: 7742 + 8581 = 16323 votesCurrent Rating: 7742 + 8581 = 16323 votes 8581

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
10958 Current Rating: 10958 + 11897 = 22855 votesCurrent Rating: 10958 + 11897 = 22855 votes 11897

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
7572 Current Rating: 7572 + 6554 = 14126 votesCurrent Rating: 7572 + 6554 = 14126 votes 6554


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
7765 Current Rating: 7765 + 7150 = 14915 votesCurrent Rating: 7765 + 7150 = 14915 votes 7150

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
12105 Current Rating: 12105 + 12296 = 24401 votesCurrent Rating: 12105 + 12296 = 24401 votes 12296

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
12477 Current Rating: 12477 + 12697 = 25174 votesCurrent Rating: 12477 + 12697 = 25174 votes 12697

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
9328 Current Rating: 9328 + 10314 = 19642 votesCurrent Rating: 9328 + 10314 = 19642 votes 10314

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
7120 Current Rating: 7120 + 7942 = 15062 votesCurrent Rating: 7120 + 7942 = 15062 votes 7942

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
13325 Current Rating: 13325 + 14420 = 27745 votesCurrent Rating: 13325 + 14420 = 27745 votes 14420

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
6423 Current Rating: 6423 + 5596 = 12019 votesCurrent Rating: 6423 + 5596 = 12019 votes 5596

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
13021 Current Rating: 13021 + 12934 = 25955 votesCurrent Rating: 13021 + 12934 = 25955 votes 12934

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
7472 Current Rating: 7472 + 6466 = 13938 votesCurrent Rating: 7472 + 6466 = 13938 votes 6466

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
10359 Current Rating: 10359 + 14255 = 24614 votesCurrent Rating: 10359 + 14255 = 24614 votes 14255

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
8547 Current Rating: 8547 + 10096 = 18643 votesCurrent Rating: 8547 + 10096 = 18643 votes 10096

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
7766 Current Rating: 7766 + 6988 = 14754 votesCurrent Rating: 7766 + 6988 = 14754 votes 6988

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
9923 Current Rating: 9923 + 8903 = 18826 votesCurrent Rating: 9923 + 8903 = 18826 votes 8903

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
6918 Current Rating: 6918 + 6164 = 13082 votesCurrent Rating: 6918 + 6164 = 13082 votes 6164

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
31360 Current Rating: 31360 + 32209 = 63569 votesCurrent Rating: 31360 + 32209 = 63569 votes 32209

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
7932 Current Rating: 7932 + 7130 = 15062 votesCurrent Rating: 7932 + 7130 = 15062 votes 7130

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
7872 Current Rating: 7872 + 7167 = 15039 votesCurrent Rating: 7872 + 7167 = 15039 votes 7167


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
6851 Current Rating: 6851 + 5968 = 12819 votesCurrent Rating: 6851 + 5968 = 12819 votes 5968

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
10169 Current Rating: 10169 + 9482 = 19651 votesCurrent Rating: 10169 + 9482 = 19651 votes 9482

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
10821 Current Rating: 10821 + 10950 = 21771 votesCurrent Rating: 10821 + 10950 = 21771 votes 10950

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
7778 Current Rating: 7778 + 7036 = 14814 votesCurrent Rating: 7778 + 7036 = 14814 votes 7036

[180] 24: The good news is that
7715 Current Rating: 7715 + 6708 = 14423 votesCurrent Rating: 7715 + 6708 = 14423 votes 6708

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
8847 Current Rating: 8847 + 7893 = 16740 votesCurrent Rating: 8847 + 7893 = 16740 votes 7893

[178] 19: My doctor told me
7908 Current Rating: 7908 + 7124 = 15032 votesCurrent Rating: 7908 + 7124 = 15032 votes 7124

[177] 18: As my lawyer
8732 Current Rating: 8732 + 10233 = 18965 votesCurrent Rating: 8732 + 10233 = 18965 votes 10233

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
8112 Current Rating: 8112 + 9886 = 17998 votesCurrent Rating: 8112 + 9886 = 17998 votes 9886

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
9604 Current Rating: 9604 + 9074 = 18678 votesCurrent Rating: 9604 + 9074 = 18678 votes 9074

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
8188 Current Rating: 8188 + 7169 = 15357 votesCurrent Rating: 8188 + 7169 = 15357 votes 7169

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
8437 Current Rating: 8437 + 7451 = 15888 votesCurrent Rating: 8437 + 7451 = 15888 votes 7451

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
7611 Current Rating: 7611 + 6955 = 14566 votesCurrent Rating: 7611 + 6955 = 14566 votes 6955

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
9836 Current Rating: 9836 + 11580 = 21416 votesCurrent Rating: 9836 + 11580 = 21416 votes 11580

[170] 9: I just had another fight
8732 Current Rating: 8732 + 7850 = 16582 votesCurrent Rating: 8732 + 7850 = 16582 votes 7850

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
7958 Current Rating: 7958 + 7549 = 15507 votesCurrent Rating: 7958 + 7549 = 15507 votes 7549

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
7355 Current Rating: 7355 + 6400 = 13755 votesCurrent Rating: 7355 + 6400 = 13755 votes 6400

[167] 4: Do you know why
11670 Current Rating: 11670 + 10718 = 22388 votesCurrent Rating: 11670 + 10718 = 22388 votes 10718

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
10029 Current Rating: 10029 + 8873 = 18902 votesCurrent Rating: 10029 + 8873 = 18902 votes 8873

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
8865 Current Rating: 8865 + 8664 = 17529 votesCurrent Rating: 8865 + 8664 = 17529 votes 8664

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
7736 Current Rating: 7736 + 7022 = 14758 votesCurrent Rating: 7736 + 7022 = 14758 votes 7022


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
6201 Current Rating: 6201 + 5284 = 11485 votesCurrent Rating: 6201 + 5284 = 11485 votes 5284

[162] 25: What?
9074 Current Rating: 9074 + 8287 = 17361 votesCurrent Rating: 9074 + 8287 = 17361 votes 8287

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
8194 Current Rating: 8194 + 7477 = 15671 votesCurrent Rating: 8194 + 7477 = 15671 votes 7477

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
6887 Current Rating: 6887 + 6261 = 13148 votesCurrent Rating: 6887 + 6261 = 13148 votes 6261

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
6293 Current Rating: 6293 + 5254 = 11547 votesCurrent Rating: 6293 + 5254 = 11547 votes 5254

[158] 19: You look well rested
8350 Current Rating: 8350 + 7566 = 15916 votesCurrent Rating: 8350 + 7566 = 15916 votes 7566

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
10440 Current Rating: 10440 + 9696 = 20136 votesCurrent Rating: 10440 + 9696 = 20136 votes 9696

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
8065 Current Rating: 8065 + 7291 = 15356 votesCurrent Rating: 8065 + 7291 = 15356 votes 7291

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
6270 Current Rating: 6270 + 5368 = 11638 votesCurrent Rating: 6270 + 5368 = 11638 votes 5368

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
6161 Current Rating: 6161 + 5408 = 11569 votesCurrent Rating: 6161 + 5408 = 11569 votes 5408

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
7655 Current Rating: 7655 + 6921 = 14576 votesCurrent Rating: 7655 + 6921 = 14576 votes 6921

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
8412 Current Rating: 8412 + 7593 = 16005 votesCurrent Rating: 8412 + 7593 = 16005 votes 7593

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
8351 Current Rating: 8351 + 7327 = 15678 votesCurrent Rating: 8351 + 7327 = 15678 votes 7327

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
8437 Current Rating: 8437 + 7679 = 16116 votesCurrent Rating: 8437 + 7679 = 16116 votes 7679

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
8625 Current Rating: 8625 + 7782 = 16407 votesCurrent Rating: 8625 + 7782 = 16407 votes 7782

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
8896 Current Rating: 8896 + 8576 = 17472 votesCurrent Rating: 8896 + 8576 = 17472 votes 8576

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
7854 Current Rating: 7854 + 6931 = 14785 votesCurrent Rating: 7854 + 6931 = 14785 votes 6931

[146] 3: What do women and dog
6745 Current Rating: 6745 + 5991 = 12736 votesCurrent Rating: 6745 + 5991 = 12736 votes 5991

[145] 2: You look happy
6688 Current Rating: 6688 + 5949 = 12637 votesCurrent Rating: 6688 + 5949 = 12637 votes 5949

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
10390 Current Rating: 10390 + 10012 = 20402 votesCurrent Rating: 10390 + 10012 = 20402 votes 10012


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
8268 Current Rating: 8268 + 7533 = 15801 votesCurrent Rating: 8268 + 7533 = 15801 votes 7533

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
7854 Current Rating: 7854 + 7023 = 14877 votesCurrent Rating: 7854 + 7023 = 14877 votes 7023

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
6573 Current Rating: 6573 + 5931 = 12504 votesCurrent Rating: 6573 + 5931 = 12504 votes 5931

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
10067 Current Rating: 10067 + 9196 = 19263 votesCurrent Rating: 10067 + 9196 = 19263 votes 9196

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
8188 Current Rating: 8188 + 7562 = 15750 votesCurrent Rating: 8188 + 7562 = 15750 votes 7562

[138] 22: I love your forehead
11503 Current Rating: 11503 + 10845 = 22348 votesCurrent Rating: 11503 + 10845 = 22348 votes 10845

[137] 21: I got banned
7853 Current Rating: 7853 + 7026 = 14879 votesCurrent Rating: 7853 + 7026 = 14879 votes 7026

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
7932 Current Rating: 7932 + 7190 = 15122 votesCurrent Rating: 7932 + 7190 = 15122 votes 7190

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
7931 Current Rating: 7931 + 7407 = 15338 votesCurrent Rating: 7931 + 7407 = 15338 votes 7407

[134] 15: What are you watching?
8299 Current Rating: 8299 + 7402 = 15701 votesCurrent Rating: 8299 + 7402 = 15701 votes 7402

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
7492 Current Rating: 7492 + 6404 = 13896 votesCurrent Rating: 7492 + 6404 = 13896 votes 6404

[132] 13: I just want you to know
7397 Current Rating: 7397 + 6666 = 14063 votesCurrent Rating: 7397 + 6666 = 14063 votes 6666

[131] 12: I just read that the female
7041 Current Rating: 7041 + 9726 = 16767 votesCurrent Rating: 7041 + 9726 = 16767 votes 9726

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
15824 Current Rating: 15824 + 15254 = 31078 votesCurrent Rating: 15824 + 15254 = 31078 votes 15254






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