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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
25023 Current Rating: 25023 + 28478 = 53501 votesCurrent Rating: 25023 + 28478 = 53501 votes 28478

[339] 17: I’ve been waiting at the baggage carousel
12783 Current Rating: 12783 + 15065 = 27848 votesCurrent Rating: 12783 + 15065 = 27848 votes 15065

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
24194 Current Rating: 24194 + 24900 = 49094 votesCurrent Rating: 24194 + 24900 = 49094 votes 24900

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
7900 Current Rating: 7900 + 7563 = 15463 votesCurrent Rating: 7900 + 7563 = 15463 votes 7563

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
9222 Current Rating: 9222 + 8338 = 17560 votesCurrent Rating: 9222 + 8338 = 17560 votes 8338

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
8499 Current Rating: 8499 + 7854 = 16353 votesCurrent Rating: 8499 + 7854 = 16353 votes 7854

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
8297 Current Rating: 8297 + 7529 = 15826 votesCurrent Rating: 8297 + 7529 = 15826 votes 7529

[333] 7: I’m from the Red Cross
7819 Current Rating: 7819 + 6952 = 14771 votesCurrent Rating: 7819 + 6952 = 14771 votes 6952

[332] 6: I’ve got a riddle for you
22471 Current Rating: 22471 + 24199 = 46670 votesCurrent Rating: 22471 + 24199 = 46670 votes 24199

[331] 3: I know you’re a prostitute
9214 Current Rating: 9214 + 8374 = 17588 votesCurrent Rating: 9214 + 8374 = 17588 votes 8374

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
11316 Current Rating: 11316 + 11097 = 22413 votesCurrent Rating: 11316 + 11097 = 22413 votes 11097


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, it’ll be R650 please
9376 Current Rating: 9376 + 11468 = 20844 votesCurrent Rating: 9376 + 11468 = 20844 votes 11468

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
7783 Current Rating: 7783 + 7123 = 14906 votesCurrent Rating: 7783 + 7123 = 14906 votes 7123

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
12919 Current Rating: 12919 + 19511 = 32430 votesCurrent Rating: 12919 + 19511 = 32430 votes 19511

[326] 24: I’m so happy that we’re now engaged
10495 Current Rating: 10495 + 9821 = 20316 votesCurrent Rating: 10495 + 9821 = 20316 votes 9821

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
14612 Current Rating: 14612 + 14045 = 28657 votesCurrent Rating: 14612 + 14045 = 28657 votes 14045

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
22293 Current Rating: 22293 + 22109 = 44402 votesCurrent Rating: 22293 + 22109 = 44402 votes 22109

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
9782 Current Rating: 9782 + 9408 = 19190 votesCurrent Rating: 9782 + 9408 = 19190 votes 9408

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
12304 Current Rating: 12304 + 13278 = 25582 votesCurrent Rating: 12304 + 13278 = 25582 votes 13278

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
9305 Current Rating: 9305 + 9105 = 18410 votesCurrent Rating: 9305 + 9105 = 18410 votes 9105

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
8411 Current Rating: 8411 + 7458 = 15869 votesCurrent Rating: 8411 + 7458 = 15869 votes 7458

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
10557 Current Rating: 10557 + 9638 = 20195 votesCurrent Rating: 10557 + 9638 = 20195 votes 9638

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
9303 Current Rating: 9303 + 9264 = 18567 votesCurrent Rating: 9303 + 9264 = 18567 votes 9264

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
9601 Current Rating: 9601 + 8738 = 18339 votesCurrent Rating: 9601 + 8738 = 18339 votes 8738

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has “Hoover`s Disease”
7242 Current Rating: 7242 + 6297 = 13539 votesCurrent Rating: 7242 + 6297 = 13539 votes 6297

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
11575 Current Rating: 11575 + 10782 = 22357 votesCurrent Rating: 11575 + 10782 = 22357 votes 10782

[314] 2: What should we do now
7345 Current Rating: 7345 + 6472 = 13817 votesCurrent Rating: 7345 + 6472 = 13817 votes 6472

[313] 1: Thank goodness I’m out of the house
13399 Current Rating: 13399 + 12899 = 26298 votesCurrent Rating: 13399 + 12899 = 26298 votes 12899


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
299250 Current Rating: 299250 + 338823 = 638073 votesCurrent Rating: 299250 + 338823 = 638073 votes 338823

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
8611 Current Rating: 8611 + 7753 = 16364 votesCurrent Rating: 8611 + 7753 = 16364 votes 7753

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
8567 Current Rating: 8567 + 8593 = 17160 votesCurrent Rating: 8567 + 8593 = 17160 votes 8593

[309] 21: I feel horrible
12750 Current Rating: 12750 + 12147 = 24897 votesCurrent Rating: 12750 + 12147 = 24897 votes 12147

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
9849 Current Rating: 9849 + 11074 = 20923 votesCurrent Rating: 9849 + 11074 = 20923 votes 11074

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
8455 Current Rating: 8455 + 7619 = 16074 votesCurrent Rating: 8455 + 7619 = 16074 votes 7619

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
9712 Current Rating: 9712 + 9458 = 19170 votesCurrent Rating: 9712 + 9458 = 19170 votes 9458

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
8422 Current Rating: 8422 + 7514 = 15936 votesCurrent Rating: 8422 + 7514 = 15936 votes 7514

[304] 13: What are you doing?
9666 Current Rating: 9666 + 8776 = 18442 votesCurrent Rating: 9666 + 8776 = 18442 votes 8776

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
9027 Current Rating: 9027 + 8099 = 17126 votesCurrent Rating: 9027 + 8099 = 17126 votes 8099

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
11124 Current Rating: 11124 + 11357 = 22481 votesCurrent Rating: 11124 + 11357 = 22481 votes 11357

[301] 7: I’m from the church
8942 Current Rating: 8942 + 9295 = 18237 votesCurrent Rating: 8942 + 9295 = 18237 votes 9295

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
8978 Current Rating: 8978 + 8179 = 17157 votesCurrent Rating: 8978 + 8179 = 17157 votes 8179

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
10529 Current Rating: 10529 + 10082 = 20611 votesCurrent Rating: 10529 + 10082 = 20611 votes 10082

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
23943 Current Rating: 23943 + 30581 = 54524 votesCurrent Rating: 23943 + 30581 = 54524 votes 30581

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
11190 Current Rating: 11190 + 10120 = 21310 votesCurrent Rating: 11190 + 10120 = 21310 votes 10120


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
8513 Current Rating: 8513 + 7825 = 16338 votesCurrent Rating: 8513 + 7825 = 16338 votes 7825

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
9956 Current Rating: 9956 + 9699 = 19655 votesCurrent Rating: 9956 + 9699 = 19655 votes 9699

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
6995 Current Rating: 6995 + 7033 = 14028 votesCurrent Rating: 6995 + 7033 = 14028 votes 7033

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
7679 Current Rating: 7679 + 6848 = 14527 votesCurrent Rating: 7679 + 6848 = 14527 votes 6848

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
7171 Current Rating: 7171 + 6889 = 14060 votesCurrent Rating: 7171 + 6889 = 14060 votes 6889

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
8452 Current Rating: 8452 + 7817 = 16269 votesCurrent Rating: 8452 + 7817 = 16269 votes 7817

[290] 17: I’ve decided to dye my hair
13229 Current Rating: 13229 + 13315 = 26544 votesCurrent Rating: 13229 + 13315 = 26544 votes 13315

[289] 16: You don’t seem at all satisfied
8035 Current Rating: 8035 + 7167 = 15202 votesCurrent Rating: 8035 + 7167 = 15202 votes 7167

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
8997 Current Rating: 8997 + 8386 = 17383 votesCurrent Rating: 8997 + 8386 = 17383 votes 8386

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
9843 Current Rating: 9843 + 9552 = 19395 votesCurrent Rating: 9843 + 9552 = 19395 votes 9552

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
8990 Current Rating: 8990 + 8288 = 17278 votesCurrent Rating: 8990 + 8288 = 17278 votes 8288

[285] 9: Why so sad?
6950 Current Rating: 6950 + 6378 = 13328 votesCurrent Rating: 6950 + 6378 = 13328 votes 6378

[284] 8: It’s that part of your annual check-up
8239 Current Rating: 8239 + 7927 = 16166 votesCurrent Rating: 8239 + 7927 = 16166 votes 7927

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
8514 Current Rating: 8514 + 7727 = 16241 votesCurrent Rating: 8514 + 7727 = 16241 votes 7727

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
8639 Current Rating: 8639 + 7977 = 16616 votesCurrent Rating: 8639 + 7977 = 16616 votes 7977

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
9171 Current Rating: 9171 + 8146 = 17317 votesCurrent Rating: 9171 + 8146 = 17317 votes 8146

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
7134 Current Rating: 7134 + 6456 = 13590 votesCurrent Rating: 7134 + 6456 = 13590 votes 6456


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
8170 Current Rating: 8170 + 7340 = 15510 votesCurrent Rating: 8170 + 7340 = 15510 votes 7340

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
8548 Current Rating: 8548 + 7820 = 16368 votesCurrent Rating: 8548 + 7820 = 16368 votes 7820

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
8946 Current Rating: 8946 + 8313 = 17259 votesCurrent Rating: 8946 + 8313 = 17259 votes 8313

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
10491 Current Rating: 10491 + 10047 = 20538 votesCurrent Rating: 10491 + 10047 = 20538 votes 10047

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
8396 Current Rating: 8396 + 7536 = 15932 votesCurrent Rating: 8396 + 7536 = 15932 votes 7536

[274] 24: I am the manager
9705 Current Rating: 9705 + 11321 = 21026 votesCurrent Rating: 9705 + 11321 = 21026 votes 11321

[273] 23: Haven’t we met before?
7292 Current Rating: 7292 + 6592 = 13884 votesCurrent Rating: 7292 + 6592 = 13884 votes 6592

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
9812 Current Rating: 9812 + 9525 = 19337 votesCurrent Rating: 9812 + 9525 = 19337 votes 9525

[271] 18: You’re like a box of chocolates
9322 Current Rating: 9322 + 9945 = 19267 votesCurrent Rating: 9322 + 9945 = 19267 votes 9945

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
6996 Current Rating: 6996 + 6162 = 13158 votesCurrent Rating: 6996 + 6162 = 13158 votes 6162

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
8804 Current Rating: 8804 + 7878 = 16682 votesCurrent Rating: 8804 + 7878 = 16682 votes 7878

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
9141 Current Rating: 9141 + 8527 = 17668 votesCurrent Rating: 9141 + 8527 = 17668 votes 8527

[267] 12: We’ve got a GHOST in our house!
8391 Current Rating: 8391 + 7877 = 16268 votesCurrent Rating: 8391 + 7877 = 16268 votes 7877

[266] 11: I think it’s time I got married
6687 Current Rating: 6687 + 5947 = 12634 votesCurrent Rating: 6687 + 5947 = 12634 votes 5947

[265] 10: I hear that guy’s a gynaecologist
9921 Current Rating: 9921 + 9540 = 19461 votesCurrent Rating: 9921 + 9540 = 19461 votes 9540

[264] 5: I’m so glad it’s payday tomorrow
15618 Current Rating: 15618 + 15846 = 31464 votesCurrent Rating: 15618 + 15846 = 31464 votes 15846

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
6730 Current Rating: 6730 + 6174 = 12904 votesCurrent Rating: 6730 + 6174 = 12904 votes 6174

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
9489 Current Rating: 9489 + 8649 = 18138 votesCurrent Rating: 9489 + 8649 = 18138 votes 8649


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesn’t understand me
6963 Current Rating: 6963 + 6111 = 13074 votesCurrent Rating: 6963 + 6111 = 13074 votes 6111

[260] 29: Wait here
8946 Current Rating: 8946 + 8271 = 17217 votesCurrent Rating: 8946 + 8271 = 17217 votes 8271

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
8998 Current Rating: 8998 + 8184 = 17182 votesCurrent Rating: 8998 + 8184 = 17182 votes 8184

[258] 27: What’s going on?
8377 Current Rating: 8377 + 7906 = 16283 votesCurrent Rating: 8377 + 7906 = 16283 votes 7906

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
8831 Current Rating: 8831 + 8353 = 17184 votesCurrent Rating: 8831 + 8353 = 17184 votes 8353

[256] 23: As my lawyer
9335 Current Rating: 9335 + 8548 = 17883 votesCurrent Rating: 9335 + 8548 = 17883 votes 8548

[255] 22: Sex is the price
7560 Current Rating: 7560 + 9419 = 16979 votesCurrent Rating: 7560 + 9419 = 16979 votes 9419

[254] 20: I’ve done something to add some spice
7649 Current Rating: 7649 + 6832 = 14481 votesCurrent Rating: 7649 + 6832 = 14481 votes 6832

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
8281 Current Rating: 8281 + 7624 = 15905 votesCurrent Rating: 8281 + 7624 = 15905 votes 7624

[252] 16: I know you’re growing up
34926 Current Rating: 34926 + 41884 = 76810 votesCurrent Rating: 34926 + 41884 = 76810 votes 41884

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
11329 Current Rating: 11329 + 13598 = 24927 votesCurrent Rating: 11329 + 13598 = 24927 votes 13598

[250] 14: Those look heavy
9492 Current Rating: 9492 + 8978 = 18470 votesCurrent Rating: 9492 + 8978 = 18470 votes 8978

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
14850 Current Rating: 14850 + 25682 = 40532 votesCurrent Rating: 14850 + 25682 = 40532 votes 25682

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
8891 Current Rating: 8891 + 9624 = 18515 votesCurrent Rating: 8891 + 9624 = 18515 votes 9624

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
8210 Current Rating: 8210 + 7288 = 15498 votesCurrent Rating: 8210 + 7288 = 15498 votes 7288

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
7504 Current Rating: 7504 + 6695 = 14199 votesCurrent Rating: 7504 + 6695 = 14199 votes 6695

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
9078 Current Rating: 9078 + 8311 = 17389 votesCurrent Rating: 9078 + 8311 = 17389 votes 8311

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
9716 Current Rating: 9716 + 9078 = 18794 votesCurrent Rating: 9716 + 9078 = 18794 votes 9078

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
9766 Current Rating: 9766 + 8928 = 18694 votesCurrent Rating: 9766 + 8928 = 18694 votes 8928

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
6972 Current Rating: 6972 + 9348 = 16320 votesCurrent Rating: 6972 + 9348 = 16320 votes 9348

[241] 1: Yesterday at granny’s funeral
11292 Current Rating: 11292 + 10955 = 22247 votesCurrent Rating: 11292 + 10955 = 22247 votes 10955


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
10621 Current Rating: 10621 + 9715 = 20336 votesCurrent Rating: 10621 + 9715 = 20336 votes 9715

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
9331 Current Rating: 9331 + 8628 = 17959 votesCurrent Rating: 9331 + 8628 = 17959 votes 8628

[238] 28: You’re looking gorgeous
8115 Current Rating: 8115 + 7215 = 15330 votesCurrent Rating: 8115 + 7215 = 15330 votes 7215

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
7251 Current Rating: 7251 + 6533 = 13784 votesCurrent Rating: 7251 + 6533 = 13784 votes 6533

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
12920 Current Rating: 12920 + 11888 = 24808 votesCurrent Rating: 12920 + 11888 = 24808 votes 11888

[235] 23: My dog died last week
7955 Current Rating: 7955 + 6903 = 14858 votesCurrent Rating: 7955 + 6903 = 14858 votes 6903

[234] 22: I’ve got a tough question to ask you
24483 Current Rating: 24483 + 24229 = 48712 votesCurrent Rating: 24483 + 24229 = 48712 votes 24229

[233] 21: Hey, what’s new?
8498 Current Rating: 8498 + 9229 = 17727 votesCurrent Rating: 8498 + 9229 = 17727 votes 9229

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
8366 Current Rating: 8366 + 7471 = 15837 votesCurrent Rating: 8366 + 7471 = 15837 votes 7471

[231] 17: Daddy, what’s between my mom’s legs?
8665 Current Rating: 8665 + 7784 = 16449 votesCurrent Rating: 8665 + 7784 = 16449 votes 7784

[230] 15: I’m surprised to see you here
8488 Current Rating: 8488 + 7927 = 16415 votesCurrent Rating: 8488 + 7927 = 16415 votes 7927

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
8431 Current Rating: 8431 + 7597 = 16028 votesCurrent Rating: 8431 + 7597 = 16028 votes 7597

[228] 10: You have to defend me
10995 Current Rating: 10995 + 11274 = 22269 votesCurrent Rating: 10995 + 11274 = 22269 votes 11274

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
9675 Current Rating: 9675 + 9199 = 18874 votesCurrent Rating: 9675 + 9199 = 18874 votes 9199

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
11188 Current Rating: 11188 + 11253 = 22441 votesCurrent Rating: 11188 + 11253 = 22441 votes 11253

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
8931 Current Rating: 8931 + 8089 = 17020 votesCurrent Rating: 8931 + 8089 = 17020 votes 8089

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
7740 Current Rating: 7740 + 9941 = 17681 votesCurrent Rating: 7740 + 9941 = 17681 votes 9941

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
10269 Current Rating: 10269 + 9374 = 19643 votesCurrent Rating: 10269 + 9374 = 19643 votes 9374

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
8998 Current Rating: 8998 + 8629 = 17627 votesCurrent Rating: 8998 + 8629 = 17627 votes 8629

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
9070 Current Rating: 9070 + 10648 = 19718 votesCurrent Rating: 9070 + 10648 = 19718 votes 10648


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
14246 Current Rating: 14246 + 15694 = 29940 votesCurrent Rating: 14246 + 15694 = 29940 votes 15694

[219] 28: You’re very good at pulling the ladies
9261 Current Rating: 9261 + 8449 = 17710 votesCurrent Rating: 9261 + 8449 = 17710 votes 8449

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
9242 Current Rating: 9242 + 11145 = 20387 votesCurrent Rating: 9242 + 11145 = 20387 votes 11145

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
7191 Current Rating: 7191 + 9714 = 16905 votesCurrent Rating: 7191 + 9714 = 16905 votes 9714

[216] 25: I’m so tired of being hit on
7987 Current Rating: 7987 + 9471 = 17458 votesCurrent Rating: 7987 + 9471 = 17458 votes 9471

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
9921 Current Rating: 9921 + 11689 = 21610 votesCurrent Rating: 9921 + 11689 = 21610 votes 11689

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
8609 Current Rating: 8609 + 8729 = 17338 votesCurrent Rating: 8609 + 8729 = 17338 votes 8729

[213] 20: He’s asked me out, should I go?
7362 Current Rating: 7362 + 6372 = 13734 votesCurrent Rating: 7362 + 6372 = 13734 votes 6372

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
8967 Current Rating: 8967 + 9563 = 18530 votesCurrent Rating: 8967 + 9563 = 18530 votes 9563

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
8911 Current Rating: 8911 + 8057 = 16968 votesCurrent Rating: 8911 + 8057 = 16968 votes 8057

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
7390 Current Rating: 7390 + 6956 = 14346 votesCurrent Rating: 7390 + 6956 = 14346 votes 6956

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
14063 Current Rating: 14063 + 13202 = 27265 votesCurrent Rating: 14063 + 13202 = 27265 votes 13202

[208] 12: Since we got married
8277 Current Rating: 8277 + 8029 = 16306 votesCurrent Rating: 8277 + 8029 = 16306 votes 8029

[207] 11: We’ve both been given parts
11850 Current Rating: 11850 + 11427 = 23277 votesCurrent Rating: 11850 + 11427 = 23277 votes 11427

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
13032 Current Rating: 13032 + 14224 = 27256 votesCurrent Rating: 13032 + 14224 = 27256 votes 14224

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
8272 Current Rating: 8272 + 7828 = 16100 votesCurrent Rating: 8272 + 7828 = 16100 votes 7828

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
8216 Current Rating: 8216 + 9162 = 17378 votesCurrent Rating: 8216 + 9162 = 17378 votes 9162

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
11606 Current Rating: 11606 + 12671 = 24277 votesCurrent Rating: 11606 + 12671 = 24277 votes 12671

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
8189 Current Rating: 8189 + 7128 = 15317 votesCurrent Rating: 8189 + 7128 = 15317 votes 7128


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
8294 Current Rating: 8294 + 7678 = 15972 votesCurrent Rating: 8294 + 7678 = 15972 votes 7678

[200] 29: I’m sick to death of people knocking
13179 Current Rating: 13179 + 13814 = 26993 votesCurrent Rating: 13179 + 13814 = 26993 votes 13814

[199] 28: It’s time for the baby’s bath
13207 Current Rating: 13207 + 13518 = 26725 votesCurrent Rating: 13207 + 13518 = 26725 votes 13518

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
10184 Current Rating: 10184 + 11226 = 21410 votesCurrent Rating: 10184 + 11226 = 21410 votes 11226

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
7575 Current Rating: 7575 + 8371 = 15946 votesCurrent Rating: 7575 + 8371 = 15946 votes 8371

[196] 21: I’ve decided to get into shape
14480 Current Rating: 14480 + 16061 = 30541 votesCurrent Rating: 14480 + 16061 = 30541 votes 16061

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
6806 Current Rating: 6806 + 6019 = 12825 votesCurrent Rating: 6806 + 6019 = 12825 votes 6019

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
14852 Current Rating: 14852 + 16007 = 30859 votesCurrent Rating: 14852 + 16007 = 30859 votes 16007

[193] 16: You haven’t complimented me
7852 Current Rating: 7852 + 6896 = 14748 votesCurrent Rating: 7852 + 6896 = 14748 votes 6896

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
10991 Current Rating: 10991 + 14986 = 25977 votesCurrent Rating: 10991 + 14986 = 25977 votes 14986

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
9028 Current Rating: 9028 + 10593 = 19621 votesCurrent Rating: 9028 + 10593 = 19621 votes 10593

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
8225 Current Rating: 8225 + 7468 = 15693 votesCurrent Rating: 8225 + 7468 = 15693 votes 7468

[189] 12: I’m from PC Support
10633 Current Rating: 10633 + 9699 = 20332 votesCurrent Rating: 10633 + 9699 = 20332 votes 9699

[188] 9: I’m so glad that you
7527 Current Rating: 7527 + 7018 = 14545 votesCurrent Rating: 7527 + 7018 = 14545 votes 7018

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
32910 Current Rating: 32910 + 33603 = 66513 votesCurrent Rating: 32910 + 33603 = 66513 votes 33603

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
8464 Current Rating: 8464 + 7688 = 16152 votesCurrent Rating: 8464 + 7688 = 16152 votes 7688

[185] 6: Hi, I’m from IT Support
8482 Current Rating: 8482 + 7757 = 16239 votesCurrent Rating: 8482 + 7757 = 16239 votes 7757


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
7375 Current Rating: 7375 + 6486 = 13861 votesCurrent Rating: 7375 + 6486 = 13861 votes 6486

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
11034 Current Rating: 11034 + 10363 = 21397 votesCurrent Rating: 11034 + 10363 = 21397 votes 10363

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
14785 Current Rating: 14785 + 13975 = 28760 votesCurrent Rating: 14785 + 13975 = 28760 votes 13975

[181] 25: So I hear you’ve changed
8467 Current Rating: 8467 + 7730 = 16197 votesCurrent Rating: 8467 + 7730 = 16197 votes 7730

[180] 24: The good news is that
8398 Current Rating: 8398 + 7365 = 15763 votesCurrent Rating: 8398 + 7365 = 15763 votes 7365

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
9374 Current Rating: 9374 + 8415 = 17789 votesCurrent Rating: 9374 + 8415 = 17789 votes 8415

[178] 19: My doctor told me
8555 Current Rating: 8555 + 7741 = 16296 votesCurrent Rating: 8555 + 7741 = 16296 votes 7741

[177] 18: As my lawyer
9232 Current Rating: 9232 + 10808 = 20040 votesCurrent Rating: 9232 + 10808 = 20040 votes 10808

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
8578 Current Rating: 8578 + 10344 = 18922 votesCurrent Rating: 8578 + 10344 = 18922 votes 10344

[175] 16: It’s my wedding anniversary
10352 Current Rating: 10352 + 9988 = 20340 votesCurrent Rating: 10352 + 9988 = 20340 votes 9988

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
8795 Current Rating: 8795 + 7906 = 16701 votesCurrent Rating: 8795 + 7906 = 16701 votes 7906

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
8962 Current Rating: 8962 + 8004 = 16966 votesCurrent Rating: 8962 + 8004 = 16966 votes 8004

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
8167 Current Rating: 8167 + 7510 = 15677 votesCurrent Rating: 8167 + 7510 = 15677 votes 7510

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
10449 Current Rating: 10449 + 12249 = 22698 votesCurrent Rating: 10449 + 12249 = 22698 votes 12249

[170] 9: I just had another fight
9362 Current Rating: 9362 + 8424 = 17786 votesCurrent Rating: 9362 + 8424 = 17786 votes 8424

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
8536 Current Rating: 8536 + 8160 = 16696 votesCurrent Rating: 8536 + 8160 = 16696 votes 8160

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
7729 Current Rating: 7729 + 6820 = 14549 votesCurrent Rating: 7729 + 6820 = 14549 votes 6820

[167] 4: Do you know why
13281 Current Rating: 13281 + 13501 = 26782 votesCurrent Rating: 13281 + 13501 = 26782 votes 13501

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
10636 Current Rating: 10636 + 9444 = 20080 votesCurrent Rating: 10636 + 9444 = 20080 votes 9444

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
9394 Current Rating: 9394 + 9245 = 18639 votesCurrent Rating: 9394 + 9245 = 18639 votes 9245

[164] 1: I don’t understand my wife
8228 Current Rating: 8228 + 7497 = 15725 votesCurrent Rating: 8228 + 7497 = 15725 votes 7497


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
6694 Current Rating: 6694 + 5794 = 12488 votesCurrent Rating: 6694 + 5794 = 12488 votes 5794

[162] 25: What?
9871 Current Rating: 9871 + 9107 = 18978 votesCurrent Rating: 9871 + 9107 = 18978 votes 9107

[161] 24: I’ve met this wonderful girl
8856 Current Rating: 8856 + 8161 = 17017 votesCurrent Rating: 8856 + 8161 = 17017 votes 8161

[160] 23: I’m looking for something to spice up
7718 Current Rating: 7718 + 7042 = 14760 votesCurrent Rating: 7718 + 7042 = 14760 votes 7042

[159] 22: She’s pretty hot
6707 Current Rating: 6707 + 5688 = 12395 votesCurrent Rating: 6707 + 5688 = 12395 votes 5688

[158] 19: You look well rested
9104 Current Rating: 9104 + 8375 = 17479 votesCurrent Rating: 9104 + 8375 = 17479 votes 8375

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
11104 Current Rating: 11104 + 10353 = 21457 votesCurrent Rating: 11104 + 10353 = 21457 votes 10353

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
8617 Current Rating: 8617 + 7831 = 16448 votesCurrent Rating: 8617 + 7831 = 16448 votes 7831

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
6689 Current Rating: 6689 + 5838 = 12527 votesCurrent Rating: 6689 + 5838 = 12527 votes 5838

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
6503 Current Rating: 6503 + 5784 = 12287 votesCurrent Rating: 6503 + 5784 = 12287 votes 5784

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
8169 Current Rating: 8169 + 7506 = 15675 votesCurrent Rating: 8169 + 7506 = 15675 votes 7506

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
9199 Current Rating: 9199 + 8552 = 17751 votesCurrent Rating: 9199 + 8552 = 17751 votes 8552

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
8765 Current Rating: 8765 + 7791 = 16556 votesCurrent Rating: 8765 + 7791 = 16556 votes 7791

[150] 9: I’m so tired of faking
9078 Current Rating: 9078 + 8366 = 17444 votesCurrent Rating: 9078 + 8366 = 17444 votes 8366

[149] 8: I don’t know what to do
9750 Current Rating: 9750 + 9045 = 18795 votesCurrent Rating: 9750 + 9045 = 18795 votes 9045

[148] 5: How was your Valentine’s Day?
9535 Current Rating: 9535 + 9244 = 18779 votesCurrent Rating: 9535 + 9244 = 18779 votes 9244

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
8600 Current Rating: 8600 + 7712 = 16312 votesCurrent Rating: 8600 + 7712 = 16312 votes 7712

[146] 3: What do women and dog
7238 Current Rating: 7238 + 6507 = 13745 votesCurrent Rating: 7238 + 6507 = 13745 votes 6507

[145] 2: You look happy
7234 Current Rating: 7234 + 6524 = 13758 votesCurrent Rating: 7234 + 6524 = 13758 votes 6524

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
11092 Current Rating: 11092 + 10816 = 21908 votesCurrent Rating: 11092 + 10816 = 21908 votes 10816


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
8776 Current Rating: 8776 + 8038 = 16814 votesCurrent Rating: 8776 + 8038 = 16814 votes 8038

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
8374 Current Rating: 8374 + 7541 = 15915 votesCurrent Rating: 8374 + 7541 = 15915 votes 7541

[141] 27: I haven’t seen you for a while
8469 Current Rating: 8469 + 7880 = 16349 votesCurrent Rating: 8469 + 7880 = 16349 votes 7880

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
12984 Current Rating: 12984 + 12183 = 25167 votesCurrent Rating: 12984 + 12183 = 25167 votes 12183

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
8821 Current Rating: 8821 + 8165 = 16986 votesCurrent Rating: 8821 + 8165 = 16986 votes 8165

[138] 22: I love your forehead
11944 Current Rating: 11944 + 11301 = 23245 votesCurrent Rating: 11944 + 11301 = 23245 votes 11301

[137] 21: I got banned
8588 Current Rating: 8588 + 7674 = 16262 votesCurrent Rating: 8588 + 7674 = 16262 votes 7674

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
8440 Current Rating: 8440 + 7706 = 16146 votesCurrent Rating: 8440 + 7706 = 16146 votes 7706

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
8517 Current Rating: 8517 + 7939 = 16456 votesCurrent Rating: 8517 + 7939 = 16456 votes 7939

[134] 15: What are you watching?
8833 Current Rating: 8833 + 7952 = 16785 votesCurrent Rating: 8833 + 7952 = 16785 votes 7952

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
8014 Current Rating: 8014 + 6937 = 14951 votesCurrent Rating: 8014 + 6937 = 14951 votes 6937

[132] 13: I just want you to know
8142 Current Rating: 8142 + 7508 = 15650 votesCurrent Rating: 8142 + 7508 = 15650 votes 7508

[131] 12: I just read that the female
7496 Current Rating: 7496 + 10219 = 17715 votesCurrent Rating: 7496 + 10219 = 17715 votes 10219

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
16806 Current Rating: 16806 + 16264 = 33070 votesCurrent Rating: 16806 + 16264 = 33070 votes 16264






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