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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
18908 Current Rating: 18908 + 22844 = 41752 votesCurrent Rating: 18908 + 22844 = 41752 votes 22844

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
7895 Current Rating: 7895 + 8560 = 16455 votesCurrent Rating: 7895 + 8560 = 16455 votes 8560

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
14204 Current Rating: 14204 + 15074 = 29278 votesCurrent Rating: 14204 + 15074 = 29278 votes 15074

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
3439 Current Rating: 3439 + 3019 = 6458 votesCurrent Rating: 3439 + 3019 = 6458 votes 3019

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
3964 Current Rating: 3964 + 3216 = 7180 votesCurrent Rating: 3964 + 3216 = 7180 votes 3216

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
3780 Current Rating: 3780 + 3120 = 6900 votesCurrent Rating: 3780 + 3120 = 6900 votes 3120

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
3753 Current Rating: 3753 + 3044 = 6797 votesCurrent Rating: 3753 + 3044 = 6797 votes 3044

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
3673 Current Rating: 3673 + 2820 = 6493 votesCurrent Rating: 3673 + 2820 = 6493 votes 2820

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
5010 Current Rating: 5010 + 4175 = 9185 votesCurrent Rating: 5010 + 4175 = 9185 votes 4175

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
3873 Current Rating: 3873 + 3116 = 6989 votesCurrent Rating: 3873 + 3116 = 6989 votes 3116

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
5444 Current Rating: 5444 + 5055 = 10499 votesCurrent Rating: 5444 + 5055 = 10499 votes 5055


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
4308 Current Rating: 4308 + 6267 = 10575 votesCurrent Rating: 4308 + 6267 = 10575 votes 6267

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
3479 Current Rating: 3479 + 2519 = 5998 votesCurrent Rating: 3479 + 2519 = 5998 votes 2519

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
5931 Current Rating: 5931 + 5886 = 11817 votesCurrent Rating: 5931 + 5886 = 11817 votes 5886

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
4533 Current Rating: 4533 + 3808 = 8341 votesCurrent Rating: 4533 + 3808 = 8341 votes 3808

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
5128 Current Rating: 5128 + 4207 = 9335 votesCurrent Rating: 5128 + 4207 = 9335 votes 4207

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
17368 Current Rating: 17368 + 17239 = 34607 votesCurrent Rating: 17368 + 17239 = 34607 votes 17239

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
4375 Current Rating: 4375 + 4043 = 8418 votesCurrent Rating: 4375 + 4043 = 8418 votes 4043

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
7765 Current Rating: 7765 + 7233 = 14998 votesCurrent Rating: 7765 + 7233 = 14998 votes 7233

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
4199 Current Rating: 4199 + 3959 = 8158 votesCurrent Rating: 4199 + 3959 = 8158 votes 3959

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
3517 Current Rating: 3517 + 2717 = 6234 votesCurrent Rating: 3517 + 2717 = 6234 votes 2717

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
4518 Current Rating: 4518 + 3833 = 8351 votesCurrent Rating: 4518 + 3833 = 8351 votes 3833

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
5880 Current Rating: 5880 + 5941 = 11821 votesCurrent Rating: 5880 + 5941 = 11821 votes 5941

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
3784 Current Rating: 3784 + 2999 = 6783 votesCurrent Rating: 3784 + 2999 = 6783 votes 2999

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
3436 Current Rating: 3436 + 2487 = 5923 votesCurrent Rating: 3436 + 2487 = 5923 votes 2487

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
6487 Current Rating: 6487 + 5808 = 12295 votesCurrent Rating: 6487 + 5808 = 12295 votes 5808

[314] 2: What should we do now
3677 Current Rating: 3677 + 2953 = 6630 votesCurrent Rating: 3677 + 2953 = 6630 votes 2953

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
4547 Current Rating: 4547 + 3807 = 8354 votesCurrent Rating: 4547 + 3807 = 8354 votes 3807


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
5568 Current Rating: 5568 + 5000 = 10568 votesCurrent Rating: 5568 + 5000 = 10568 votes 5000

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
4125 Current Rating: 4125 + 3332 = 7457 votesCurrent Rating: 4125 + 3332 = 7457 votes 3332

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
4349 Current Rating: 4349 + 4474 = 8823 votesCurrent Rating: 4349 + 4474 = 8823 votes 4474

[309] 21: I feel horrible
5235 Current Rating: 5235 + 4438 = 9673 votesCurrent Rating: 5235 + 4438 = 9673 votes 4438

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
5555 Current Rating: 5555 + 6655 = 12210 votesCurrent Rating: 5555 + 6655 = 12210 votes 6655

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
4050 Current Rating: 4050 + 3262 = 7312 votesCurrent Rating: 4050 + 3262 = 7312 votes 3262

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
3632 Current Rating: 3632 + 2856 = 6488 votesCurrent Rating: 3632 + 2856 = 6488 votes 2856

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
3965 Current Rating: 3965 + 3102 = 7067 votesCurrent Rating: 3965 + 3102 = 7067 votes 3102

[304] 13: What are you doing?
4591 Current Rating: 4591 + 3854 = 8445 votesCurrent Rating: 4591 + 3854 = 8445 votes 3854

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
3619 Current Rating: 3619 + 2877 = 6496 votesCurrent Rating: 3619 + 2877 = 6496 votes 2877

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
6372 Current Rating: 6372 + 6475 = 12847 votesCurrent Rating: 6372 + 6475 = 12847 votes 6475

[301] 7: Iím from the church
4090 Current Rating: 4090 + 4304 = 8394 votesCurrent Rating: 4090 + 4304 = 8394 votes 4304

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
4136 Current Rating: 4136 + 3476 = 7612 votesCurrent Rating: 4136 + 3476 = 7612 votes 3476

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
4656 Current Rating: 4656 + 4041 = 8697 votesCurrent Rating: 4656 + 4041 = 8697 votes 4041

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
4530 Current Rating: 4530 + 6285 = 10815 votesCurrent Rating: 4530 + 6285 = 10815 votes 6285

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
4502 Current Rating: 4502 + 3566 = 8068 votesCurrent Rating: 4502 + 3566 = 8068 votes 3566


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
3873 Current Rating: 3873 + 3135 = 7008 votesCurrent Rating: 3873 + 3135 = 7008 votes 3135

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
4666 Current Rating: 4666 + 4244 = 8910 votesCurrent Rating: 4666 + 4244 = 8910 votes 4244

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
3441 Current Rating: 3441 + 3583 = 7024 votesCurrent Rating: 3441 + 3583 = 7024 votes 3583

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
3481 Current Rating: 3481 + 2685 = 6166 votesCurrent Rating: 3481 + 2685 = 6166 votes 2685

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
3489 Current Rating: 3489 + 3200 = 6689 votesCurrent Rating: 3489 + 3200 = 6689 votes 3200

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 3029 = 6662 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 3029 = 6662 votes 3029

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
4045 Current Rating: 4045 + 3138 = 7183 votesCurrent Rating: 4045 + 3138 = 7183 votes 3138

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
3440 Current Rating: 3440 + 2633 = 6073 votesCurrent Rating: 3440 + 2633 = 6073 votes 2633

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
3714 Current Rating: 3714 + 3238 = 6952 votesCurrent Rating: 3714 + 3238 = 6952 votes 3238

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
3680 Current Rating: 3680 + 3056 = 6736 votesCurrent Rating: 3680 + 3056 = 6736 votes 3056

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
3455 Current Rating: 3455 + 2895 = 6350 votesCurrent Rating: 3455 + 2895 = 6350 votes 2895

[285] 9: Why so sad?
3220 Current Rating: 3220 + 2684 = 5904 votesCurrent Rating: 3220 + 2684 = 5904 votes 2684

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
3718 Current Rating: 3718 + 3281 = 6999 votesCurrent Rating: 3718 + 3281 = 6999 votes 3281

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
3469 Current Rating: 3469 + 2807 = 6276 votesCurrent Rating: 3469 + 2807 = 6276 votes 2807

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
3476 Current Rating: 3476 + 2803 = 6279 votesCurrent Rating: 3476 + 2803 = 6279 votes 2803

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
4524 Current Rating: 4524 + 3591 = 8115 votesCurrent Rating: 4524 + 3591 = 8115 votes 3591

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
3262 Current Rating: 3262 + 2709 = 5971 votesCurrent Rating: 3262 + 2709 = 5971 votes 2709


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
3510 Current Rating: 3510 + 2818 = 6328 votesCurrent Rating: 3510 + 2818 = 6328 votes 2818

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
3511 Current Rating: 3511 + 2864 = 6375 votesCurrent Rating: 3511 + 2864 = 6375 votes 2864

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
3662 Current Rating: 3662 + 2994 = 6656 votesCurrent Rating: 3662 + 2994 = 6656 votes 2994

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
3833 Current Rating: 3833 + 3285 = 7118 votesCurrent Rating: 3833 + 3285 = 7118 votes 3285

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
3728 Current Rating: 3728 + 3007 = 6735 votesCurrent Rating: 3728 + 3007 = 6735 votes 3007

[274] 24: I am the manager
3452 Current Rating: 3452 + 2801 = 6253 votesCurrent Rating: 3452 + 2801 = 6253 votes 2801

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
3144 Current Rating: 3144 + 2448 = 5592 votesCurrent Rating: 3144 + 2448 = 5592 votes 2448

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
4002 Current Rating: 4002 + 3552 = 7554 votesCurrent Rating: 4002 + 3552 = 7554 votes 3552

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
4190 Current Rating: 4190 + 3197 = 7387 votesCurrent Rating: 4190 + 3197 = 7387 votes 3197

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
3153 Current Rating: 3153 + 2363 = 5516 votesCurrent Rating: 3153 + 2363 = 5516 votes 2363

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
3929 Current Rating: 3929 + 3192 = 7121 votesCurrent Rating: 3929 + 3192 = 7121 votes 3192

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
4114 Current Rating: 4114 + 3503 = 7617 votesCurrent Rating: 4114 + 3503 = 7617 votes 3503

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
3977 Current Rating: 3977 + 3497 = 7474 votesCurrent Rating: 3977 + 3497 = 7474 votes 3497

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
3187 Current Rating: 3187 + 2519 = 5706 votesCurrent Rating: 3187 + 2519 = 5706 votes 2519

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
3507 Current Rating: 3507 + 2876 = 6383 votesCurrent Rating: 3507 + 2876 = 6383 votes 2876

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
3476 Current Rating: 3476 + 2563 = 6039 votesCurrent Rating: 3476 + 2563 = 6039 votes 2563

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
3162 Current Rating: 3162 + 2670 = 5832 votesCurrent Rating: 3162 + 2670 = 5832 votes 2670

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
4066 Current Rating: 4066 + 3353 = 7419 votesCurrent Rating: 4066 + 3353 = 7419 votes 3353


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
3160 Current Rating: 3160 + 2484 = 5644 votesCurrent Rating: 3160 + 2484 = 5644 votes 2484

[260] 29: Wait here
3759 Current Rating: 3759 + 3103 = 6862 votesCurrent Rating: 3759 + 3103 = 6862 votes 3103

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
3818 Current Rating: 3818 + 3104 = 6922 votesCurrent Rating: 3818 + 3104 = 6922 votes 3104

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
3691 Current Rating: 3691 + 3187 = 6878 votesCurrent Rating: 3691 + 3187 = 6878 votes 3187

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
3701 Current Rating: 3701 + 3156 = 6857 votesCurrent Rating: 3701 + 3156 = 6857 votes 3156

[256] 23: As my lawyer
4114 Current Rating: 4114 + 3314 = 7428 votesCurrent Rating: 4114 + 3314 = 7428 votes 3314

[255] 22: Sex is the price
3478 Current Rating: 3478 + 5375 = 8853 votesCurrent Rating: 3478 + 5375 = 8853 votes 5375

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
3654 Current Rating: 3654 + 2895 = 6549 votesCurrent Rating: 3654 + 2895 = 6549 votes 2895

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
3444 Current Rating: 3444 + 2763 = 6207 votesCurrent Rating: 3444 + 2763 = 6207 votes 2763

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
4730 Current Rating: 4730 + 6806 = 11536 votesCurrent Rating: 4730 + 6806 = 11536 votes 6806

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
5630 Current Rating: 5630 + 7692 = 13322 votesCurrent Rating: 5630 + 7692 = 13322 votes 7692

[250] 14: Those look heavy
4870 Current Rating: 4870 + 4224 = 9094 votesCurrent Rating: 4870 + 4224 = 9094 votes 4224

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
7649 Current Rating: 7649 + 9162 = 16811 votesCurrent Rating: 7649 + 9162 = 16811 votes 9162

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
4068 Current Rating: 4068 + 4957 = 9025 votesCurrent Rating: 4068 + 4957 = 9025 votes 4957

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
3485 Current Rating: 3485 + 2611 = 6096 votesCurrent Rating: 3485 + 2611 = 6096 votes 2611

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
3494 Current Rating: 3494 + 2762 = 6256 votesCurrent Rating: 3494 + 2762 = 6256 votes 2762

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
4032 Current Rating: 4032 + 3348 = 7380 votesCurrent Rating: 4032 + 3348 = 7380 votes 3348

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
4921 Current Rating: 4921 + 4271 = 9192 votesCurrent Rating: 4921 + 4271 = 9192 votes 4271

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
4194 Current Rating: 4194 + 3443 = 7637 votesCurrent Rating: 4194 + 3443 = 7637 votes 3443

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
3822 Current Rating: 3822 + 6419 = 10241 votesCurrent Rating: 3822 + 6419 = 10241 votes 6419

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
4693 Current Rating: 4693 + 4010 = 8703 votesCurrent Rating: 4693 + 4010 = 8703 votes 4010


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
4613 Current Rating: 4613 + 3760 = 8373 votesCurrent Rating: 4613 + 3760 = 8373 votes 3760

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
3920 Current Rating: 3920 + 3215 = 7135 votesCurrent Rating: 3920 + 3215 = 7135 votes 3215

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
3862 Current Rating: 3862 + 2974 = 6836 votesCurrent Rating: 3862 + 2974 = 6836 votes 2974

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
3191 Current Rating: 3191 + 2449 = 5640 votesCurrent Rating: 3191 + 2449 = 5640 votes 2449

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
3698 Current Rating: 3698 + 2989 = 6687 votesCurrent Rating: 3698 + 2989 = 6687 votes 2989

[235] 23: My dog died last week
3665 Current Rating: 3665 + 2776 = 6441 votesCurrent Rating: 3665 + 2776 = 6441 votes 2776

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 3398 = 7426 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 3398 = 7426 votes 3398

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
3679 Current Rating: 3679 + 4698 = 8377 votesCurrent Rating: 3679 + 4698 = 8377 votes 4698

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
3753 Current Rating: 3753 + 2978 = 6731 votesCurrent Rating: 3753 + 2978 = 6731 votes 2978

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
3872 Current Rating: 3872 + 2949 = 6821 votesCurrent Rating: 3872 + 2949 = 6821 votes 2949

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 3085 = 6718 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 3085 = 6718 votes 3085

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
3669 Current Rating: 3669 + 2931 = 6600 votesCurrent Rating: 3669 + 2931 = 6600 votes 2931

[228] 10: You have to defend me
4845 Current Rating: 4845 + 4193 = 9038 votesCurrent Rating: 4845 + 4193 = 9038 votes 4193

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
3683 Current Rating: 3683 + 2964 = 6647 votesCurrent Rating: 3683 + 2964 = 6647 votes 2964

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
3690 Current Rating: 3690 + 3054 = 6744 votesCurrent Rating: 3690 + 3054 = 6744 votes 3054

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 2991 = 6756 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 2991 = 6756 votes 2991

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
4191 Current Rating: 4191 + 6535 = 10726 votesCurrent Rating: 4191 + 6535 = 10726 votes 6535

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
5602 Current Rating: 5602 + 4650 = 10252 votesCurrent Rating: 5602 + 4650 = 10252 votes 4650

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
4927 Current Rating: 4927 + 4629 = 9556 votesCurrent Rating: 4927 + 4629 = 9556 votes 4629

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
4336 Current Rating: 4336 + 6150 = 10486 votesCurrent Rating: 4336 + 6150 = 10486 votes 6150


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
10329 Current Rating: 10329 + 11834 = 22163 votesCurrent Rating: 10329 + 11834 = 22163 votes 11834

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
3861 Current Rating: 3861 + 3132 = 6993 votesCurrent Rating: 3861 + 3132 = 6993 votes 3132

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
4093 Current Rating: 4093 + 6105 = 10198 votesCurrent Rating: 4093 + 6105 = 10198 votes 6105

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
3774 Current Rating: 3774 + 6490 = 10264 votesCurrent Rating: 3774 + 6490 = 10264 votes 6490

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
4001 Current Rating: 4001 + 5748 = 9749 votesCurrent Rating: 4001 + 5748 = 9749 votes 5748

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
4565 Current Rating: 4565 + 6437 = 11002 votesCurrent Rating: 4565 + 6437 = 11002 votes 6437

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
4233 Current Rating: 4233 + 4318 = 8551 votesCurrent Rating: 4233 + 4318 = 8551 votes 4318

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 1990 = 4929 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 1990 = 4929 votes 1990

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
3044 Current Rating: 3044 + 2325 = 5369 votesCurrent Rating: 3044 + 2325 = 5369 votes 2325

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
3740 Current Rating: 3740 + 3047 = 6787 votesCurrent Rating: 3740 + 3047 = 6787 votes 3047

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
3507 Current Rating: 3507 + 3044 = 6551 votesCurrent Rating: 3507 + 3044 = 6551 votes 3044

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
4373 Current Rating: 4373 + 3575 = 7948 votesCurrent Rating: 4373 + 3575 = 7948 votes 3575

[208] 12: Since we got married
3437 Current Rating: 3437 + 4387 = 7824 votesCurrent Rating: 3437 + 4387 = 7824 votes 4387

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
5068 Current Rating: 5068 + 4364 = 9432 votesCurrent Rating: 5068 + 4364 = 9432 votes 4364

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
6063 Current Rating: 6063 + 6456 = 12519 votesCurrent Rating: 6063 + 6456 = 12519 votes 6456

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
4972 Current Rating: 4972 + 4558 = 9530 votesCurrent Rating: 4972 + 4558 = 9530 votes 4558

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
3778 Current Rating: 3778 + 4803 = 8581 votesCurrent Rating: 3778 + 4803 = 8581 votes 4803

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
6106 Current Rating: 6106 + 6693 = 12799 votesCurrent Rating: 6106 + 6693 = 12799 votes 6693

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
3833 Current Rating: 3833 + 3004 = 6837 votesCurrent Rating: 3833 + 3004 = 6837 votes 3004


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
3964 Current Rating: 3964 + 3408 = 7372 votesCurrent Rating: 3964 + 3408 = 7372 votes 3408

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
6434 Current Rating: 6434 + 6594 = 13028 votesCurrent Rating: 6434 + 6594 = 13028 votes 6594

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
7786 Current Rating: 7786 + 8142 = 15928 votesCurrent Rating: 7786 + 8142 = 15928 votes 8142

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
5255 Current Rating: 5255 + 6277 = 11532 votesCurrent Rating: 5255 + 6277 = 11532 votes 6277

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
3698 Current Rating: 3698 + 4678 = 8376 votesCurrent Rating: 3698 + 4678 = 8376 votes 4678

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
5657 Current Rating: 5657 + 4937 = 10594 votesCurrent Rating: 5657 + 4937 = 10594 votes 4937

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
3459 Current Rating: 3459 + 2835 = 6294 votesCurrent Rating: 3459 + 2835 = 6294 votes 2835

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
4650 Current Rating: 4650 + 4732 = 9382 votesCurrent Rating: 4650 + 4732 = 9382 votes 4732

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
4184 Current Rating: 4184 + 3361 = 7545 votesCurrent Rating: 4184 + 3361 = 7545 votes 3361

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
5187 Current Rating: 5187 + 8908 = 14095 votesCurrent Rating: 5187 + 8908 = 14095 votes 8908

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
4116 Current Rating: 4116 + 6001 = 10117 votesCurrent Rating: 4116 + 6001 = 10117 votes 6001

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
3720 Current Rating: 3720 + 3070 = 6790 votesCurrent Rating: 3720 + 3070 = 6790 votes 3070

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
4136 Current Rating: 4136 + 3168 = 7304 votesCurrent Rating: 4136 + 3168 = 7304 votes 3168

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
3147 Current Rating: 3147 + 2496 = 5643 votesCurrent Rating: 3147 + 2496 = 5643 votes 2496

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
3646 Current Rating: 3646 + 2932 = 6578 votesCurrent Rating: 3646 + 2932 = 6578 votes 2932

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
3430 Current Rating: 3430 + 2677 = 6107 votesCurrent Rating: 3430 + 2677 = 6107 votes 2677

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
3652 Current Rating: 3652 + 3070 = 6722 votesCurrent Rating: 3652 + 3070 = 6722 votes 3070


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
3474 Current Rating: 3474 + 2755 = 6229 votesCurrent Rating: 3474 + 2755 = 6229 votes 2755

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
4256 Current Rating: 4256 + 3652 = 7908 votesCurrent Rating: 4256 + 3652 = 7908 votes 3652

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
3680 Current Rating: 3680 + 3013 = 6693 votesCurrent Rating: 3680 + 3013 = 6693 votes 3013

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
3511 Current Rating: 3511 + 2938 = 6449 votesCurrent Rating: 3511 + 2938 = 6449 votes 2938

[180] 24: The good news is that
3726 Current Rating: 3726 + 2861 = 6587 votesCurrent Rating: 3726 + 2861 = 6587 votes 2861

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
4249 Current Rating: 4249 + 3468 = 7717 votesCurrent Rating: 4249 + 3468 = 7717 votes 3468

[178] 19: My doctor told me
3448 Current Rating: 3448 + 2678 = 6126 votesCurrent Rating: 3448 + 2678 = 6126 votes 2678

[177] 18: As my lawyer
4565 Current Rating: 4565 + 6141 = 10706 votesCurrent Rating: 4565 + 6141 = 10706 votes 6141

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
3642 Current Rating: 3642 + 3005 = 6647 votesCurrent Rating: 3642 + 3005 = 6647 votes 3005

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
4119 Current Rating: 4119 + 3609 = 7728 votesCurrent Rating: 4119 + 3609 = 7728 votes 3609

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
3718 Current Rating: 3718 + 2854 = 6572 votesCurrent Rating: 3718 + 2854 = 6572 votes 2854

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
4244 Current Rating: 4244 + 3281 = 7525 votesCurrent Rating: 4244 + 3281 = 7525 votes 3281

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
3702 Current Rating: 3702 + 3067 = 6769 votesCurrent Rating: 3702 + 3067 = 6769 votes 3067

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
5034 Current Rating: 5034 + 6932 = 11966 votesCurrent Rating: 5034 + 6932 = 11966 votes 6932

[170] 9: I just had another fight
4036 Current Rating: 4036 + 3241 = 7277 votesCurrent Rating: 4036 + 3241 = 7277 votes 3241

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
3797 Current Rating: 3797 + 3481 = 7278 votesCurrent Rating: 3797 + 3481 = 7278 votes 3481

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
4249 Current Rating: 4249 + 3373 = 7622 votesCurrent Rating: 4249 + 3373 = 7622 votes 3373

[167] 4: Do you know why
4238 Current Rating: 4238 + 3535 = 7773 votesCurrent Rating: 4238 + 3535 = 7773 votes 3535

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
5111 Current Rating: 5111 + 4189 = 9300 votesCurrent Rating: 5111 + 4189 = 9300 votes 4189

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
4358 Current Rating: 4358 + 4322 = 8680 votesCurrent Rating: 4358 + 4322 = 8680 votes 4322

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
3461 Current Rating: 3461 + 2795 = 6256 votesCurrent Rating: 3461 + 2795 = 6256 votes 2795


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
3115 Current Rating: 3115 + 2307 = 5422 votesCurrent Rating: 3115 + 2307 = 5422 votes 2307

[162] 25: What?
4216 Current Rating: 4216 + 3528 = 7744 votesCurrent Rating: 4216 + 3528 = 7744 votes 3528

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
3939 Current Rating: 3939 + 3335 = 7274 votesCurrent Rating: 3939 + 3335 = 7274 votes 3335

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
3009 Current Rating: 3009 + 2409 = 5418 votesCurrent Rating: 3009 + 2409 = 5418 votes 2409

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
3187 Current Rating: 3187 + 2306 = 5493 votesCurrent Rating: 3187 + 2306 = 5493 votes 2306

[158] 19: You look well rested
3979 Current Rating: 3979 + 3217 = 7196 votesCurrent Rating: 3979 + 3217 = 7196 votes 3217

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
5263 Current Rating: 5263 + 4658 = 9921 votesCurrent Rating: 5263 + 4658 = 9921 votes 4658

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
4572 Current Rating: 4572 + 4025 = 8597 votesCurrent Rating: 4572 + 4025 = 8597 votes 4025

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
3288 Current Rating: 3288 + 2522 = 5810 votesCurrent Rating: 3288 + 2522 = 5810 votes 2522

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
3459 Current Rating: 3459 + 2770 = 6229 votesCurrent Rating: 3459 + 2770 = 6229 votes 2770

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
3755 Current Rating: 3755 + 2955 = 6710 votesCurrent Rating: 3755 + 2955 = 6710 votes 2955

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
3650 Current Rating: 3650 + 3044 = 6694 votesCurrent Rating: 3650 + 3044 = 6694 votes 3044

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
4229 Current Rating: 4229 + 3457 = 7686 votesCurrent Rating: 4229 + 3457 = 7686 votes 3457

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
3639 Current Rating: 3639 + 3144 = 6783 votesCurrent Rating: 3639 + 3144 = 6783 votes 3144

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
3848 Current Rating: 3848 + 3114 = 6962 votesCurrent Rating: 3848 + 3114 = 6962 votes 3114

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
3963 Current Rating: 3963 + 3552 = 7515 votesCurrent Rating: 3963 + 3552 = 7515 votes 3552

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
3671 Current Rating: 3671 + 2825 = 6496 votesCurrent Rating: 3671 + 2825 = 6496 votes 2825

[146] 3: What do women and dog
3264 Current Rating: 3264 + 2640 = 5904 votesCurrent Rating: 3264 + 2640 = 5904 votes 2640

[145] 2: You look happy
3210 Current Rating: 3210 + 2466 = 5676 votesCurrent Rating: 3210 + 2466 = 5676 votes 2466

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
4470 Current Rating: 4470 + 3870 = 8340 votesCurrent Rating: 4470 + 3870 = 8340 votes 3870


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
3684 Current Rating: 3684 + 2997 = 6681 votesCurrent Rating: 3684 + 2997 = 6681 votes 2997

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
3733 Current Rating: 3733 + 2964 = 6697 votesCurrent Rating: 3733 + 2964 = 6697 votes 2964

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
3244 Current Rating: 3244 + 2634 = 5878 votesCurrent Rating: 3244 + 2634 = 5878 votes 2634

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
4515 Current Rating: 4515 + 3903 = 8418 votesCurrent Rating: 4515 + 3903 = 8418 votes 3903

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 3130 = 6895 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 3130 = 6895 votes 3130

[138] 22: I love your forehead
3210 Current Rating: 3210 + 2647 = 5857 votesCurrent Rating: 3210 + 2647 = 5857 votes 2647

[137] 21: I got banned
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 3022 = 6821 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 3022 = 6821 votes 3022

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
3647 Current Rating: 3647 + 2936 = 6583 votesCurrent Rating: 3647 + 2936 = 6583 votes 2936

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
3753 Current Rating: 3753 + 3173 = 6926 votesCurrent Rating: 3753 + 3173 = 6926 votes 3173

[134] 15: What are you watching?
3792 Current Rating: 3792 + 3091 = 6883 votesCurrent Rating: 3792 + 3091 = 6883 votes 3091

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
3450 Current Rating: 3450 + 2570 = 6020 votesCurrent Rating: 3450 + 2570 = 6020 votes 2570

[132] 13: I just want you to know
3092 Current Rating: 3092 + 2431 = 5523 votesCurrent Rating: 3092 + 2431 = 5523 votes 2431

[131] 12: I just read that the female
3713 Current Rating: 3713 + 6503 = 10216 votesCurrent Rating: 3713 + 6503 = 10216 votes 6503

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
4050 Current Rating: 4050 + 3181 = 7231 votesCurrent Rating: 4050 + 3181 = 7231 votes 3181






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