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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
20835 Current Rating: 20835 + 24356 = 45191 votesCurrent Rating: 20835 + 24356 = 45191 votes 24356

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
8684 Current Rating: 8684 + 9296 = 17980 votesCurrent Rating: 8684 + 9296 = 17980 votes 9296

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
15330 Current Rating: 15330 + 16161 = 31491 votesCurrent Rating: 15330 + 16161 = 31491 votes 16161

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
4353 Current Rating: 4353 + 3876 = 8229 votesCurrent Rating: 4353 + 3876 = 8229 votes 3876

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
5128 Current Rating: 5128 + 4316 = 9444 votesCurrent Rating: 5128 + 4316 = 9444 votes 4316

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
4899 Current Rating: 4899 + 4172 = 9071 votesCurrent Rating: 4899 + 4172 = 9071 votes 4172

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
4817 Current Rating: 4817 + 4039 = 8856 votesCurrent Rating: 4817 + 4039 = 8856 votes 4039

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
4744 Current Rating: 4744 + 3858 = 8602 votesCurrent Rating: 4744 + 3858 = 8602 votes 3858

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
6300 Current Rating: 6300 + 5390 = 11690 votesCurrent Rating: 6300 + 5390 = 11690 votes 5390

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
5022 Current Rating: 5022 + 4219 = 9241 votesCurrent Rating: 5022 + 4219 = 9241 votes 4219

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
6739 Current Rating: 6739 + 6298 = 13037 votesCurrent Rating: 6739 + 6298 = 13037 votes 6298


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
5433 Current Rating: 5433 + 7291 = 12724 votesCurrent Rating: 5433 + 7291 = 12724 votes 7291

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
4386 Current Rating: 4386 + 3371 = 7757 votesCurrent Rating: 4386 + 3371 = 7757 votes 3371

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
7226 Current Rating: 7226 + 7117 = 14343 votesCurrent Rating: 7226 + 7117 = 14343 votes 7117

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
5863 Current Rating: 5863 + 5079 = 10942 votesCurrent Rating: 5863 + 5079 = 10942 votes 5079

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
6438 Current Rating: 6438 + 5431 = 11869 votesCurrent Rating: 6438 + 5431 = 11869 votes 5431

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
18545 Current Rating: 18545 + 18402 = 36947 votesCurrent Rating: 18545 + 18402 = 36947 votes 18402

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
5446 Current Rating: 5446 + 5027 = 10473 votesCurrent Rating: 5446 + 5027 = 10473 votes 5027

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
8517 Current Rating: 8517 + 7919 = 16436 votesCurrent Rating: 8517 + 7919 = 16436 votes 7919

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
5295 Current Rating: 5295 + 5045 = 10340 votesCurrent Rating: 5295 + 5045 = 10340 votes 5045

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
4684 Current Rating: 4684 + 3820 = 8504 votesCurrent Rating: 4684 + 3820 = 8504 votes 3820

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
5861 Current Rating: 5861 + 5064 = 10925 votesCurrent Rating: 5861 + 5064 = 10925 votes 5064

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
6667 Current Rating: 6667 + 6637 = 13304 votesCurrent Rating: 6667 + 6637 = 13304 votes 6637

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
4811 Current Rating: 4811 + 3953 = 8764 votesCurrent Rating: 4811 + 3953 = 8764 votes 3953

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
4322 Current Rating: 4322 + 3328 = 7650 votesCurrent Rating: 4322 + 3328 = 7650 votes 3328

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
7671 Current Rating: 7671 + 6932 = 14603 votesCurrent Rating: 7671 + 6932 = 14603 votes 6932

[314] 2: What should we do now
4518 Current Rating: 4518 + 3732 = 8250 votesCurrent Rating: 4518 + 3732 = 8250 votes 3732

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
5952 Current Rating: 5952 + 5189 = 11141 votesCurrent Rating: 5952 + 5189 = 11141 votes 5189


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
6823 Current Rating: 6823 + 6222 = 13045 votesCurrent Rating: 6823 + 6222 = 13045 votes 6222

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
5107 Current Rating: 5107 + 4240 = 9347 votesCurrent Rating: 5107 + 4240 = 9347 votes 4240

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
5205 Current Rating: 5205 + 5263 = 10468 votesCurrent Rating: 5205 + 5263 = 10468 votes 5263

[309] 21: I feel horrible
6631 Current Rating: 6631 + 5748 = 12379 votesCurrent Rating: 6631 + 5748 = 12379 votes 5748

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
6645 Current Rating: 6645 + 7702 = 14347 votesCurrent Rating: 6645 + 7702 = 14347 votes 7702

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
5116 Current Rating: 5116 + 4264 = 9380 votesCurrent Rating: 5116 + 4264 = 9380 votes 4264

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
4518 Current Rating: 4518 + 3704 = 8222 votesCurrent Rating: 4518 + 3704 = 8222 votes 3704

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
5075 Current Rating: 5075 + 4173 = 9248 votesCurrent Rating: 5075 + 4173 = 9248 votes 4173

[304] 13: What are you doing?
5810 Current Rating: 5810 + 5017 = 10827 votesCurrent Rating: 5810 + 5017 = 10827 votes 5017

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
4833 Current Rating: 4833 + 3993 = 8826 votesCurrent Rating: 4833 + 3993 = 8826 votes 3993

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
7415 Current Rating: 7415 + 7491 = 14906 votesCurrent Rating: 7415 + 7491 = 14906 votes 7491

[301] 7: Iím from the church
5135 Current Rating: 5135 + 5349 = 10484 votesCurrent Rating: 5135 + 5349 = 10484 votes 5349

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
5335 Current Rating: 5335 + 4580 = 9915 votesCurrent Rating: 5335 + 4580 = 9915 votes 4580

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
6026 Current Rating: 6026 + 5354 = 11380 votesCurrent Rating: 6026 + 5354 = 11380 votes 5354

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
5491 Current Rating: 5491 + 7156 = 12647 votesCurrent Rating: 5491 + 7156 = 12647 votes 7156

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
5804 Current Rating: 5804 + 4768 = 10572 votesCurrent Rating: 5804 + 4768 = 10572 votes 4768


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
4999 Current Rating: 4999 + 4186 = 9185 votesCurrent Rating: 4999 + 4186 = 9185 votes 4186

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
5947 Current Rating: 5947 + 5491 = 11438 votesCurrent Rating: 5947 + 5491 = 11438 votes 5491

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
4326 Current Rating: 4326 + 4408 = 8734 votesCurrent Rating: 4326 + 4408 = 8734 votes 4408

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
4426 Current Rating: 4426 + 3563 = 7989 votesCurrent Rating: 4426 + 3563 = 7989 votes 3563

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
4380 Current Rating: 4380 + 4028 = 8408 votesCurrent Rating: 4380 + 4028 = 8408 votes 4028

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
4725 Current Rating: 4725 + 4069 = 8794 votesCurrent Rating: 4725 + 4069 = 8794 votes 4069

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
5139 Current Rating: 5139 + 4174 = 9313 votesCurrent Rating: 5139 + 4174 = 9313 votes 4174

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
4509 Current Rating: 4509 + 3651 = 8160 votesCurrent Rating: 4509 + 3651 = 8160 votes 3651

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
5055 Current Rating: 5055 + 4510 = 9565 votesCurrent Rating: 5055 + 4510 = 9565 votes 4510

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
4839 Current Rating: 4839 + 4166 = 9005 votesCurrent Rating: 4839 + 4166 = 9005 votes 4166

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
4550 Current Rating: 4550 + 3929 = 8479 votesCurrent Rating: 4550 + 3929 = 8479 votes 3929

[285] 9: Why so sad?
4072 Current Rating: 4072 + 3506 = 7578 votesCurrent Rating: 4072 + 3506 = 7578 votes 3506

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
4840 Current Rating: 4840 + 4383 = 9223 votesCurrent Rating: 4840 + 4383 = 9223 votes 4383

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
4680 Current Rating: 4680 + 3930 = 8610 votesCurrent Rating: 4680 + 3930 = 8610 votes 3930

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
4379 Current Rating: 4379 + 3613 = 7992 votesCurrent Rating: 4379 + 3613 = 7992 votes 3613

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
5569 Current Rating: 5569 + 4542 = 10111 votesCurrent Rating: 5569 + 4542 = 10111 votes 4542

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
4305 Current Rating: 4305 + 3708 = 8013 votesCurrent Rating: 4305 + 3708 = 8013 votes 3708


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
4652 Current Rating: 4652 + 3906 = 8558 votesCurrent Rating: 4652 + 3906 = 8558 votes 3906

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
4687 Current Rating: 4687 + 3970 = 8657 votesCurrent Rating: 4687 + 3970 = 8657 votes 3970

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
4911 Current Rating: 4911 + 4198 = 9109 votesCurrent Rating: 4911 + 4198 = 9109 votes 4198

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
5177 Current Rating: 5177 + 4611 = 9788 votesCurrent Rating: 5177 + 4611 = 9788 votes 4611

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
4861 Current Rating: 4861 + 4075 = 8936 votesCurrent Rating: 4861 + 4075 = 8936 votes 4075

[274] 24: I am the manager
4558 Current Rating: 4558 + 3873 = 8431 votesCurrent Rating: 4558 + 3873 = 8431 votes 3873

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
4071 Current Rating: 4071 + 3334 = 7405 votesCurrent Rating: 4071 + 3334 = 7405 votes 3334

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
5350 Current Rating: 5350 + 4862 = 10212 votesCurrent Rating: 5350 + 4862 = 10212 votes 4862

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
5331 Current Rating: 5331 + 5451 = 10782 votesCurrent Rating: 5331 + 5451 = 10782 votes 5451

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
4061 Current Rating: 4061 + 3220 = 7281 votesCurrent Rating: 4061 + 3220 = 7281 votes 3220

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
5095 Current Rating: 5095 + 4270 = 9365 votesCurrent Rating: 5095 + 4270 = 9365 votes 4270

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
5349 Current Rating: 5349 + 4688 = 10037 votesCurrent Rating: 5349 + 4688 = 10037 votes 4688

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
5110 Current Rating: 5110 + 4560 = 9670 votesCurrent Rating: 5110 + 4560 = 9670 votes 4560

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
4068 Current Rating: 4068 + 3355 = 7423 votesCurrent Rating: 4068 + 3355 = 7423 votes 3355

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
4674 Current Rating: 4674 + 4008 = 8682 votesCurrent Rating: 4674 + 4008 = 8682 votes 4008

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
4498 Current Rating: 4498 + 3497 = 7995 votesCurrent Rating: 4498 + 3497 = 7995 votes 3497

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
4088 Current Rating: 4088 + 3557 = 7645 votesCurrent Rating: 4088 + 3557 = 7645 votes 3557

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
5428 Current Rating: 5428 + 4668 = 10096 votesCurrent Rating: 5428 + 4668 = 10096 votes 4668


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
4080 Current Rating: 4080 + 3387 = 7467 votesCurrent Rating: 4080 + 3387 = 7467 votes 3387

[260] 29: Wait here
5049 Current Rating: 5049 + 4333 = 9382 votesCurrent Rating: 5049 + 4333 = 9382 votes 4333

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
5096 Current Rating: 5096 + 4317 = 9413 votesCurrent Rating: 5096 + 4317 = 9413 votes 4317

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
4893 Current Rating: 4893 + 4307 = 9200 votesCurrent Rating: 4893 + 4307 = 9200 votes 4307

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
5070 Current Rating: 5070 + 4433 = 9503 votesCurrent Rating: 5070 + 4433 = 9503 votes 4433

[256] 23: As my lawyer
5467 Current Rating: 5467 + 4601 = 10068 votesCurrent Rating: 5467 + 4601 = 10068 votes 4601

[255] 22: Sex is the price
4497 Current Rating: 4497 + 6342 = 10839 votesCurrent Rating: 4497 + 6342 = 10839 votes 6342

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
4664 Current Rating: 4664 + 3827 = 8491 votesCurrent Rating: 4664 + 3827 = 8491 votes 3827

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
4494 Current Rating: 4494 + 3794 = 8288 votesCurrent Rating: 4494 + 3794 = 8288 votes 3794

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
5742 Current Rating: 5742 + 7745 = 13487 votesCurrent Rating: 5742 + 7745 = 13487 votes 7745

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
7002 Current Rating: 7002 + 8997 = 15999 votesCurrent Rating: 7002 + 8997 = 15999 votes 8997

[250] 14: Those look heavy
5767 Current Rating: 5767 + 5060 = 10827 votesCurrent Rating: 5767 + 5060 = 10827 votes 5060

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
8646 Current Rating: 8646 + 10147 = 18793 votesCurrent Rating: 8646 + 10147 = 18793 votes 10147

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
5237 Current Rating: 5237 + 6059 = 11296 votesCurrent Rating: 5237 + 6059 = 11296 votes 6059

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
4578 Current Rating: 4578 + 3639 = 8217 votesCurrent Rating: 4578 + 3639 = 8217 votes 3639

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
4552 Current Rating: 4552 + 3762 = 8314 votesCurrent Rating: 4552 + 3762 = 8314 votes 3762

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
5270 Current Rating: 5270 + 4459 = 9729 votesCurrent Rating: 5270 + 4459 = 9729 votes 4459

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
6118 Current Rating: 6118 + 5348 = 11466 votesCurrent Rating: 6118 + 5348 = 11466 votes 5348

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
5602 Current Rating: 5602 + 4765 = 10367 votesCurrent Rating: 5602 + 4765 = 10367 votes 4765

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
4664 Current Rating: 4664 + 7159 = 11823 votesCurrent Rating: 4664 + 7159 = 11823 votes 7159

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
6052 Current Rating: 6052 + 5323 = 11375 votesCurrent Rating: 6052 + 5323 = 11375 votes 5323


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
6014 Current Rating: 6014 + 5109 = 11123 votesCurrent Rating: 6014 + 5109 = 11123 votes 5109

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
5357 Current Rating: 5357 + 4550 = 9907 votesCurrent Rating: 5357 + 4550 = 9907 votes 4550

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
5005 Current Rating: 5005 + 4024 = 9029 votesCurrent Rating: 5005 + 4024 = 9029 votes 4024

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
4148 Current Rating: 4148 + 3322 = 7470 votesCurrent Rating: 4148 + 3322 = 7470 votes 3322

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
4927 Current Rating: 4927 + 4128 = 9055 votesCurrent Rating: 4927 + 4128 = 9055 votes 4128

[235] 23: My dog died last week
4815 Current Rating: 4815 + 3858 = 8673 votesCurrent Rating: 4815 + 3858 = 8673 votes 3858

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
5323 Current Rating: 5323 + 4622 = 9945 votesCurrent Rating: 5323 + 4622 = 9945 votes 4622

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
4833 Current Rating: 4833 + 5782 = 10615 votesCurrent Rating: 4833 + 5782 = 10615 votes 5782

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
4916 Current Rating: 4916 + 4054 = 8970 votesCurrent Rating: 4916 + 4054 = 8970 votes 4054

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
5065 Current Rating: 5065 + 4068 = 9133 votesCurrent Rating: 5065 + 4068 = 9133 votes 4068

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
4845 Current Rating: 4845 + 4231 = 9076 votesCurrent Rating: 4845 + 4231 = 9076 votes 4231

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
4830 Current Rating: 4830 + 3992 = 8822 votesCurrent Rating: 4830 + 3992 = 8822 votes 3992

[228] 10: You have to defend me
7089 Current Rating: 7089 + 6344 = 13433 votesCurrent Rating: 7089 + 6344 = 13433 votes 6344

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
4945 Current Rating: 4945 + 4156 = 9101 votesCurrent Rating: 4945 + 4156 = 9101 votes 4156

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
4866 Current Rating: 4866 + 4160 = 9026 votesCurrent Rating: 4866 + 4160 = 9026 votes 4160

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
5044 Current Rating: 5044 + 4188 = 9232 votesCurrent Rating: 5044 + 4188 = 9232 votes 4188

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
5193 Current Rating: 5193 + 7447 = 12640 votesCurrent Rating: 5193 + 7447 = 12640 votes 7447

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
7278 Current Rating: 7278 + 6255 = 13533 votesCurrent Rating: 7278 + 6255 = 13533 votes 6255

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
5969 Current Rating: 5969 + 5551 = 11520 votesCurrent Rating: 5969 + 5551 = 11520 votes 5551

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
5494 Current Rating: 5494 + 7169 = 12663 votesCurrent Rating: 5494 + 7169 = 12663 votes 7169


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
11300 Current Rating: 11300 + 12768 = 24068 votesCurrent Rating: 11300 + 12768 = 24068 votes 12768

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
5018 Current Rating: 5018 + 4225 = 9243 votesCurrent Rating: 5018 + 4225 = 9243 votes 4225

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
5448 Current Rating: 5448 + 7378 = 12826 votesCurrent Rating: 5448 + 7378 = 12826 votes 7378

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
4657 Current Rating: 4657 + 7265 = 11922 votesCurrent Rating: 4657 + 7265 = 11922 votes 7265

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
5013 Current Rating: 5013 + 6671 = 11684 votesCurrent Rating: 5013 + 6671 = 11684 votes 6671

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
5793 Current Rating: 5793 + 7558 = 13351 votesCurrent Rating: 5793 + 7558 = 13351 votes 7558

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
5360 Current Rating: 5360 + 5381 = 10741 votesCurrent Rating: 5360 + 5381 = 10741 votes 5381

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
3905 Current Rating: 3905 + 2862 = 6767 votesCurrent Rating: 3905 + 2862 = 6767 votes 2862

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
4016 Current Rating: 4016 + 3213 = 7229 votesCurrent Rating: 4016 + 3213 = 7229 votes 3213

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
4927 Current Rating: 4927 + 4183 = 9110 votesCurrent Rating: 4927 + 4183 = 9110 votes 4183

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
4504 Current Rating: 4504 + 3942 = 8446 votesCurrent Rating: 4504 + 3942 = 8446 votes 3942

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
5776 Current Rating: 5776 + 4866 = 10642 votesCurrent Rating: 5776 + 4866 = 10642 votes 4866

[208] 12: Since we got married
4305 Current Rating: 4305 + 5194 = 9499 votesCurrent Rating: 4305 + 5194 = 9499 votes 5194

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
6416 Current Rating: 6416 + 5658 = 12074 votesCurrent Rating: 6416 + 5658 = 12074 votes 5658

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
7365 Current Rating: 7365 + 7672 = 15037 votesCurrent Rating: 7365 + 7672 = 15037 votes 7672

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
5778 Current Rating: 5778 + 5261 = 11039 votesCurrent Rating: 5778 + 5261 = 11039 votes 5261

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
4661 Current Rating: 4661 + 5613 = 10274 votesCurrent Rating: 4661 + 5613 = 10274 votes 5613

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
7420 Current Rating: 7420 + 7987 = 15407 votesCurrent Rating: 7420 + 7987 = 15407 votes 7987

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
4999 Current Rating: 4999 + 4070 = 9069 votesCurrent Rating: 4999 + 4070 = 9069 votes 4070


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
5064 Current Rating: 5064 + 4432 = 9496 votesCurrent Rating: 5064 + 4432 = 9496 votes 4432

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
7731 Current Rating: 7731 + 7870 = 15601 votesCurrent Rating: 7731 + 7870 = 15601 votes 7870

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
8940 Current Rating: 8940 + 9221 = 18161 votesCurrent Rating: 8940 + 9221 = 18161 votes 9221

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
6348 Current Rating: 6348 + 7286 = 13634 votesCurrent Rating: 6348 + 7286 = 13634 votes 7286

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
4630 Current Rating: 4630 + 5553 = 10183 votesCurrent Rating: 4630 + 5553 = 10183 votes 5553

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
7009 Current Rating: 7009 + 6232 = 13241 votesCurrent Rating: 7009 + 6232 = 13241 votes 6232

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
4338 Current Rating: 4338 + 3618 = 7956 votesCurrent Rating: 4338 + 3618 = 7956 votes 3618

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
5772 Current Rating: 5772 + 5759 = 11531 votesCurrent Rating: 5772 + 5759 = 11531 votes 5759

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
5077 Current Rating: 5077 + 4163 = 9240 votesCurrent Rating: 5077 + 4163 = 9240 votes 4163

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
6661 Current Rating: 6661 + 10270 = 16931 votesCurrent Rating: 6661 + 10270 = 16931 votes 10270

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
5270 Current Rating: 5270 + 7030 = 12300 votesCurrent Rating: 5270 + 7030 = 12300 votes 7030

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
4864 Current Rating: 4864 + 4127 = 8991 votesCurrent Rating: 4864 + 4127 = 8991 votes 4127

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
5387 Current Rating: 5387 + 4362 = 9749 votesCurrent Rating: 5387 + 4362 = 9749 votes 4362

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
4060 Current Rating: 4060 + 3337 = 7397 votesCurrent Rating: 4060 + 3337 = 7397 votes 3337

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
4828 Current Rating: 4828 + 4060 = 8888 votesCurrent Rating: 4828 + 4060 = 8888 votes 4060

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
4654 Current Rating: 4654 + 3842 = 8496 votesCurrent Rating: 4654 + 3842 = 8496 votes 3842

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
4868 Current Rating: 4868 + 4231 = 9099 votesCurrent Rating: 4868 + 4231 = 9099 votes 4231


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
4469 Current Rating: 4469 + 3646 = 8115 votesCurrent Rating: 4469 + 3646 = 8115 votes 3646

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
5645 Current Rating: 5645 + 4972 = 10617 votesCurrent Rating: 5645 + 4972 = 10617 votes 4972

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
4919 Current Rating: 4919 + 4222 = 9141 votesCurrent Rating: 4919 + 4222 = 9141 votes 4222

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
4721 Current Rating: 4721 + 4065 = 8786 votesCurrent Rating: 4721 + 4065 = 8786 votes 4065

[180] 24: The good news is that
4888 Current Rating: 4888 + 3961 = 8849 votesCurrent Rating: 4888 + 3961 = 8849 votes 3961

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
5605 Current Rating: 5605 + 4743 = 10348 votesCurrent Rating: 5605 + 4743 = 10348 votes 4743

[178] 19: My doctor told me
4683 Current Rating: 4683 + 3833 = 8516 votesCurrent Rating: 4683 + 3833 = 8516 votes 3833

[177] 18: As my lawyer
5683 Current Rating: 5683 + 7161 = 12844 votesCurrent Rating: 5683 + 7161 = 12844 votes 7161

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
4838 Current Rating: 4838 + 4130 = 8968 votesCurrent Rating: 4838 + 4130 = 8968 votes 4130

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
5571 Current Rating: 5571 + 5014 = 10585 votesCurrent Rating: 5571 + 5014 = 10585 votes 5014

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
4861 Current Rating: 4861 + 3918 = 8779 votesCurrent Rating: 4861 + 3918 = 8779 votes 3918

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
5368 Current Rating: 5368 + 4342 = 9710 votesCurrent Rating: 5368 + 4342 = 9710 votes 4342

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
4869 Current Rating: 4869 + 4187 = 9056 votesCurrent Rating: 4869 + 4187 = 9056 votes 4187

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
6362 Current Rating: 6362 + 8154 = 14516 votesCurrent Rating: 6362 + 8154 = 14516 votes 8154

[170] 9: I just had another fight
5331 Current Rating: 5331 + 4432 = 9763 votesCurrent Rating: 5331 + 4432 = 9763 votes 4432

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
4957 Current Rating: 4957 + 4597 = 9554 votesCurrent Rating: 4957 + 4597 = 9554 votes 4597

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
5160 Current Rating: 5160 + 4188 = 9348 votesCurrent Rating: 5160 + 4188 = 9348 votes 4188

[167] 4: Do you know why
5640 Current Rating: 5640 + 4832 = 10472 votesCurrent Rating: 5640 + 4832 = 10472 votes 4832

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
6504 Current Rating: 6504 + 5466 = 11970 votesCurrent Rating: 6504 + 5466 = 11970 votes 5466

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
5528 Current Rating: 5528 + 5410 = 10938 votesCurrent Rating: 5528 + 5410 = 10938 votes 5410

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
4657 Current Rating: 4657 + 3936 = 8593 votesCurrent Rating: 4657 + 3936 = 8593 votes 3936


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
4058 Current Rating: 4058 + 3164 = 7222 votesCurrent Rating: 4058 + 3164 = 7222 votes 3164

[162] 25: What?
5561 Current Rating: 5561 + 4819 = 10380 votesCurrent Rating: 5561 + 4819 = 10380 votes 4819

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
5113 Current Rating: 5113 + 4409 = 9522 votesCurrent Rating: 5113 + 4409 = 9522 votes 4409

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
3984 Current Rating: 3984 + 3278 = 7262 votesCurrent Rating: 3984 + 3278 = 7262 votes 3278

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
4139 Current Rating: 4139 + 3173 = 7312 votesCurrent Rating: 4139 + 3173 = 7312 votes 3173

[158] 19: You look well rested
5167 Current Rating: 5167 + 4356 = 9523 votesCurrent Rating: 5167 + 4356 = 9523 votes 4356

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
6650 Current Rating: 6650 + 5924 = 12574 votesCurrent Rating: 6650 + 5924 = 12574 votes 5924

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
5603 Current Rating: 5603 + 4896 = 10499 votesCurrent Rating: 5603 + 4896 = 10499 votes 4896

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
4212 Current Rating: 4212 + 3392 = 7604 votesCurrent Rating: 4212 + 3392 = 7604 votes 3392

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
4377 Current Rating: 4377 + 3627 = 8004 votesCurrent Rating: 4377 + 3627 = 8004 votes 3627

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
4886 Current Rating: 4886 + 4042 = 8928 votesCurrent Rating: 4886 + 4042 = 8928 votes 4042

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
4895 Current Rating: 4895 + 4199 = 9094 votesCurrent Rating: 4895 + 4199 = 9094 votes 4199

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
5616 Current Rating: 5616 + 4678 = 10294 votesCurrent Rating: 5616 + 4678 = 10294 votes 4678

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
4848 Current Rating: 4848 + 4282 = 9130 votesCurrent Rating: 4848 + 4282 = 9130 votes 4282

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
5072 Current Rating: 5072 + 4252 = 9324 votesCurrent Rating: 5072 + 4252 = 9324 votes 4252

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
5127 Current Rating: 5127 + 4657 = 9784 votesCurrent Rating: 5127 + 4657 = 9784 votes 4657

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
4835 Current Rating: 4835 + 3942 = 8777 votesCurrent Rating: 4835 + 3942 = 8777 votes 3942

[146] 3: What do women and dog
4317 Current Rating: 4317 + 3615 = 7932 votesCurrent Rating: 4317 + 3615 = 7932 votes 3615

[145] 2: You look happy
4166 Current Rating: 4166 + 3369 = 7535 votesCurrent Rating: 4166 + 3369 = 7535 votes 3369

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
5874 Current Rating: 5874 + 5220 = 11094 votesCurrent Rating: 5874 + 5220 = 11094 votes 5220


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
4926 Current Rating: 4926 + 4181 = 9107 votesCurrent Rating: 4926 + 4181 = 9107 votes 4181

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
5018 Current Rating: 5018 + 4186 = 9204 votesCurrent Rating: 5018 + 4186 = 9204 votes 4186

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
4226 Current Rating: 4226 + 3550 = 7776 votesCurrent Rating: 4226 + 3550 = 7776 votes 3550

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
6357 Current Rating: 6357 + 5576 = 11933 votesCurrent Rating: 6357 + 5576 = 11933 votes 5576

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
4980 Current Rating: 4980 + 4254 = 9234 votesCurrent Rating: 4980 + 4254 = 9234 votes 4254

[138] 22: I love your forehead
4239 Current Rating: 4239 + 3641 = 7880 votesCurrent Rating: 4239 + 3641 = 7880 votes 3641

[137] 21: I got banned
4948 Current Rating: 4948 + 4124 = 9072 votesCurrent Rating: 4948 + 4124 = 9072 votes 4124

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
4944 Current Rating: 4944 + 4191 = 9135 votesCurrent Rating: 4944 + 4191 = 9135 votes 4191

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
4948 Current Rating: 4948 + 4302 = 9250 votesCurrent Rating: 4948 + 4302 = 9250 votes 4302

[134] 15: What are you watching?
5018 Current Rating: 5018 + 4205 = 9223 votesCurrent Rating: 5018 + 4205 = 9223 votes 4205

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
4576 Current Rating: 4576 + 3609 = 8185 votesCurrent Rating: 4576 + 3609 = 8185 votes 3609

[132] 13: I just want you to know
4288 Current Rating: 4288 + 3546 = 7834 votesCurrent Rating: 4288 + 3546 = 7834 votes 3546

[131] 12: I just read that the female
4659 Current Rating: 4659 + 7388 = 12047 votesCurrent Rating: 4659 + 7388 = 12047 votes 7388

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
5291 Current Rating: 5291 + 4382 = 9673 votesCurrent Rating: 5291 + 4382 = 9673 votes 4382






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