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Dec 2010 [340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year! 26721   29225 [339] 17: I’ve been waiting at the baggage carousel 13606   16172 [338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking 25270   25496 [337] 13: How was your trip to the States? 9179   8754 [336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche 9921   9065 [335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel 9134   8506 [334] 8: One must not become attached to animals 8938   8145 [333] 7: I’m from the Red Cross 8397   7564 [332] 6: I’ve got a riddle for you 24272   25514 [331] 3: I know you’re a prostitute 9911   9109 [330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order? 12062   11946
| | Nov 2010 [329] 30: If that is all, it’ll be R650 please 10050   12113 [328] 29: What do you say to a woman 8488   7941 [327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God? 14071   21782 [326] 24: I’m so happy that we’re now engaged 11310   10692 [325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium 15672   15480 [324] 21: The new Faceless book 23319   22771 [323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend 10572   10250 [322] 15: I have a new chat up line 13000   14192 [321] 12: Can you spare me some change? 10185   9975 [320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow 9163   8151 [319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby 11459   10569 [318] 9: I`d like to return these 9803   9762 [317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn 10375   9578 [316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has “Hoover`s Disease” 7972   6847 [315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife 12205   11452 [314] 2: What should we do now 7818   6978 [313] 1: Thank goodness I’m out of the house 14293   13948
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| Oct 2010 [312] 28: My goldfish is sick 308013   378983 [311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny 9246   8500 [310] 25: I got caught masturbating 9318   9211 [309] 21: I feel horrible 13750   13047 [308] 20: Can I buy you a drink 10370   11662 [307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again 9066   8255 [306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons 10627   10219 [305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once 9015   8123 [304] 13: What are you doing? 10431   9561 [303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here 9855   8794 [302] 11: Check out my new digital camera 11776   12068 [301] 7: I’m from the church 9552   9978 [300] 6: Why are you crying? 9592   8869 [299] 5: I hate crushing pills up 11286   10923 [298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious 25903   32378 [297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers 11957   10959
| | Sep 2010 [296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job 9155   8518 [295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News 10591   10425 [294] 27: It`s my wife`s job 7692   7537 [293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box 8380   7447 [292] 22: I`m looking for my wife 7715   7425 [291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets 9052   8434 [290] 17: I’ve decided to dye my hair 14209   14524 [289] 16: You don’t seem at all satisfied 8914   7830 [288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday? 9721   9092 [287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty? 10691   10292 [286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer? 9742   9020 [285] 9: Why so sad? 7888   7180 [284] 8: It’s that part of your annual check-up 9061   8766 [283] 7: So what have you been up to lately? 9286   8473 [282] 6: How was the pub quiz? 9402   8687 [281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do? 9824   8898 [280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now 7860   6986
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| Aug 2010 [279] 31: Do you need a bag? 8838   7994 [278] 30: Would you like to make a donation 9373   8582 [277] 27: The divorce is now finalised 9606   8969 [276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl 11326   10896 [275] 25: What are you crying about? 9041   8189 [274] 24: I am the manager 10375   11967 [273] 23: Haven’t we met before? 8120   7241 [272] 20: Why are you so fat? 10608   10445 [271] 18: You’re like a box of chocolates 10129   10887 [270] 17: I can never win an argument 7784   6780 [269] 16: My parents are so fanatical 9428   8500 [268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir? 9908   9238 [267] 12: We’ve got a GHOST in our house! 9067   8564 [266] 11: I think it’s time I got married 7427   6521 [265] 10: I hear that guy’s a gynaecologist 10829   10579 [264] 5: I’m so glad it’s payday tomorrow 16944   17499 [263] 4: Happy birthday my boy 7528   6698 [262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please? 10192   9340
| | Jul 2010 [261] 30: My wife doesn’t understand me 7765   6716 [260] 29: Wait here 9714   9074 [259] 28: How do you always stay so happy? 9762   8910 [258] 27: What’s going on? 9121   8593 [257] 26: A real man is a woman 9570   9119 [256] 23: As my lawyer 10040   9273 [255] 22: Sex is the price 8200   10105 [254] 20: I’ve done something to add some spice 8231   7419 [253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health 9229   8334 [252] 16: I know you’re growing up 36854   46047 [251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV 12067   14451 [250] 14: Those look heavy 10120   9621 [249] 13: What would you like for dinner? 16595   28747 [248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat? 9521   10229 [247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay 9060   7971 [246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ... 8103   7295 [245] 7: Down in the dumps again? 9722   8998 [244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards? 10412   9865 [243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again 10435   9683 [242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby 7437   9805 [241] 1: Yesterday at granny’s funeral 12359   11861
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| Jun 2010 [240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF 11984   11003 [239] 29: I got into trouble again 9991   9339 [238] 28: You’re looking gorgeous 8781   7895 [237] 25: Would you like to try these 8074   7206 [236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong 13633   12551 [235] 23: My dog died last week 8583   7490 [234] 22: I’ve got a tough question to ask you 25389   24978 [233] 21: Hey, what’s new? 9105   9797 [232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me 9020   8095 [231] 17: Daddy, what’s between my mom’s legs? 9331   8492 [230] 15: I’m surprised to see you here 9180   8587 [229] 14: Why are you so cross? 9156   8341 [228] 10: You have to defend me 11627   12219 [227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please? 10315   10029 [226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong? 12108   12042 [225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana 9581   8697 [224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer 8261   10442 [223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife 10788   9995 [222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms? 9592   9233 [221] 1: I can`t wait to get home 9748   11382
| | May 2010 [220] 31: If you firmed your bum up 15505   16327 [219] 28: You’re very good at pulling the ladies 10135   9227 [218] 27: I need some cyanide please 10012   11929 [217] 26: There goes a funeral procession 7675   10263 [216] 25: I’m so tired of being hit on 8537   10034 [215] 24: If I die before you do? 10636   12423 [214] 21: What are you so angry about? 9222   9379 [213] 20: He’s asked me out, should I go? 8241   7003 [212] 19: My husband is impotent 9934   10238 [211] 18: We place all our emphasis 9627   8769 [210] 14: Can I buy you a drink? 8099   7490 [209] 13: Dad what is that thing between 14858   14204 [208] 12: Since we got married 8897   8548 [207] 11: We’ve both been given parts 12748   12339 [206] 10: Why are you crying? 13853   15162 [205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!! 8787   8386 [204] 5: What`s the matter? 8760   9747 [203] 4: We live in confusing times 12327   13496 [202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women 8750   7680
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| Apr 2010 [201] 30: For her birthday 8871   8272 [200] 29: I’m sick to death of people knocking 13964   14637 [199] 28: It’s time for the baby’s bath 13849   14199 [198] 23: Did you lose a parrot 10804   11953 [197] 22: We shagged four times last night 8166   8935 [196] 21: I’ve decided to get into shape 15424   16984 [195] 20: The oldest woman in the country 7380   6500 [194] 19: Will sit-ups help 15909   17269 [193] 16: You haven’t complimented me 8331   7434 [192] 15: I married a Miss Right 11706   15778 [191] 14: I know this is our first baby 9614   11160 [190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday 8826   8036 [189] 12: I’m from PC Support 11353   10433 [188] 9: I’m so glad that you 8276   7629 [187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum 34755   35442 [186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye? 9232   8339 [185] 6: Hi, I’m from IT Support 9171   8397
| | Mar 2010 [184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town 8116   7096 [183] 29: I had to promise my wife 11765   11210 [182] 26: Where do women mostly 15553   14755 [181] 25: So I hear you’ve changed 9111   8353 [180] 24: The good news is that 8963   7958 [179] 23: Do you know how men are 10032   9082 [178] 19: My doctor told me 9321   8488 [177] 18: As my lawyer 9907   11553 [176] 17: What do you get when you give 9238   10940 [175] 16: It’s my wedding anniversary 11116   10878 [174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from? 9494   8585 [173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me 9613   8705 [172] 11: I just broke up with a girl 8794   8149 [171] 10: Why did you have to die? 11125   13012 [170] 9: I just had another fight 10154   9232 [169] 8: What`s the big idea 9212   8842 [168] 5: You eat too much junk food 8218   7332 [167] 4: Do you know why 14218   14419 [166] 3: I bought you new underpants 11331   10183 [165] 2: I now have Olympic sex 10150   10044 [164] 1: I don’t understand my wife 8867   8086
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| Feb 2010 [163] 26: I love you 7452   6258 [162] 25: What? 10601   9820 [161] 24: I’ve met this wonderful girl 9498   8812 [160] 23: I’m looking for something to spice up 8765   7806 [159] 22: She’s pretty hot 7433   6184 [158] 19: You look well rested 9744   9039 [157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby 11870   11204 [156] 17: Can I buy you a drink? 9143   8377 [155] 16: Have a drink on me 7315   6392 [154] 15: Sex is like shaving 7019   6242 [153] 12: Babe, I would go to 8709   8156 [152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words 9962   9290 [151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce 9304   8366 [150] 9: I’m so tired of faking 9878   9161 [149] 8: I don’t know what to do 10356   9745 [148] 5: How was your Valentine’s Day? 10282   10109 [147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot 9233   8355 [146] 3: What do women and dog 7988   7090 [145] 2: You look happy 8027   7176 [144] 1: What`s the best thing 11865   11651
| | Jan 2010 [143] 29: You want to play magic? 9551   8827 [142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do 9031   8177 [141] 27: I haven’t seen you for a while 9294   8551 [140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels? 14225   13306 [139] 25: I hear you bought a new car 9538   8917 [138] 22: I love your forehead 12759   11895 [137] 21: I got banned 9214   8293 [136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please 9155   8409 [135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you? 9179   8693 [134] 15: What are you watching? 9530   8666 [133] 14: Doctor, I need help 8695   7576 [132] 13: I just want you to know 9125   8197 [131] 12: I just read that the female 8080   10780 [130] 11: What are you doing with my gun? 17684   17302
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