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Dec 2010 [340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year! 25023 28478 [339] 17: I’ve been waiting at the baggage carousel 12783 15065 [338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking 24194 24900 [337] 13: How was your trip to the States? 7900 7563 [336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche 9222 8338 [335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel 8499 7854 [334] 8: One must not become attached to animals 8297 7529 [333] 7: I’m from the Red Cross 7819 6952 [332] 6: I’ve got a riddle for you 22471 24199 [331] 3: I know you’re a prostitute 9214 8374 [330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order? 11316 11097
| | Nov 2010 [329] 30: If that is all, it’ll be R650 please 9376 11468 [328] 29: What do you say to a woman 7783 7123 [327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God? 12919 19511 [326] 24: I’m so happy that we’re now engaged 10495 9821 [325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium 14612 14045 [324] 21: The new Faceless book 22293 22109 [323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend 9782 9408 [322] 15: I have a new chat up line 12304 13278 [321] 12: Can you spare me some change? 9305 9105 [320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow 8411 7458 [319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby 10557 9638 [318] 9: I`d like to return these 9303 9264 [317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn 9601 8738 [316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has “Hoover`s Disease” 7242 6297 [315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife 11575 10782 [314] 2: What should we do now 7345 6472 [313] 1: Thank goodness I’m out of the house 13399 12899
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| Oct 2010 [312] 28: My goldfish is sick 299250 338823 [311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny 8611 7753 [310] 25: I got caught masturbating 8567 8593 [309] 21: I feel horrible 12750 12147 [308] 20: Can I buy you a drink 9849 11074 [307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again 8455 7619 [306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons 9712 9458 [305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once 8422 7514 [304] 13: What are you doing? 9666 8776 [303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here 9027 8099 [302] 11: Check out my new digital camera 11124 11357 [301] 7: I’m from the church 8942 9295 [300] 6: Why are you crying? 8978 8179 [299] 5: I hate crushing pills up 10529 10082 [298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious 23943 30581 [297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers 11190 10120
| | Sep 2010 [296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job 8513 7825 [295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News 9956 9699 [294] 27: It`s my wife`s job 6995 7033 [293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box 7679 6848 [292] 22: I`m looking for my wife 7171 6889 [291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets 8452 7817 [290] 17: I’ve decided to dye my hair 13229 13315 [289] 16: You don’t seem at all satisfied 8035 7167 [288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday? 8997 8386 [287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty? 9843 9552 [286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer? 8990 8288 [285] 9: Why so sad? 6950 6378 [284] 8: It’s that part of your annual check-up 8239 7927 [283] 7: So what have you been up to lately? 8514 7727 [282] 6: How was the pub quiz? 8639 7977 [281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do? 9171 8146 [280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now 7134 6456
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| Aug 2010 [279] 31: Do you need a bag? 8170 7340 [278] 30: Would you like to make a donation 8548 7820 [277] 27: The divorce is now finalised 8946 8313 [276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl 10491 10047 [275] 25: What are you crying about? 8396 7536 [274] 24: I am the manager 9705 11321 [273] 23: Haven’t we met before? 7292 6592 [272] 20: Why are you so fat? 9812 9525 [271] 18: You’re like a box of chocolates 9322 9945 [270] 17: I can never win an argument 6996 6162 [269] 16: My parents are so fanatical 8804 7878 [268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir? 9141 8527 [267] 12: We’ve got a GHOST in our house! 8391 7877 [266] 11: I think it’s time I got married 6687 5947 [265] 10: I hear that guy’s a gynaecologist 9921 9540 [264] 5: I’m so glad it’s payday tomorrow 15618 15846 [263] 4: Happy birthday my boy 6730 6174 [262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please? 9489 8649
| | Jul 2010 [261] 30: My wife doesn’t understand me 6963 6111 [260] 29: Wait here 8946 8271 [259] 28: How do you always stay so happy? 8998 8184 [258] 27: What’s going on? 8377 7906 [257] 26: A real man is a woman 8831 8353 [256] 23: As my lawyer 9335 8548 [255] 22: Sex is the price 7560 9419 [254] 20: I’ve done something to add some spice 7649 6832 [253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health 8281 7624 [252] 16: I know you’re growing up 34926 41884 [251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV 11329 13598 [250] 14: Those look heavy 9492 8978 [249] 13: What would you like for dinner? 14850 25682 [248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat? 8891 9624 [247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay 8210 7288 [246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ... 7504 6695 [245] 7: Down in the dumps again? 9078 8311 [244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards? 9716 9078 [243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again 9766 8928 [242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby 6972 9348 [241] 1: Yesterday at granny’s funeral 11292 10955
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| Jun 2010 [240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF 10621 9715 [239] 29: I got into trouble again 9331 8628 [238] 28: You’re looking gorgeous 8115 7215 [237] 25: Would you like to try these 7251 6533 [236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong 12920 11888 [235] 23: My dog died last week 7955 6903 [234] 22: I’ve got a tough question to ask you 24483 24229 [233] 21: Hey, what’s new? 8498 9229 [232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me 8366 7471 [231] 17: Daddy, what’s between my mom’s legs? 8665 7784 [230] 15: I’m surprised to see you here 8488 7927 [229] 14: Why are you so cross? 8431 7597 [228] 10: You have to defend me 10995 11274 [227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please? 9675 9199 [226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong? 11188 11253 [225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana 8931 8089 [224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer 7740 9941 [223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife 10269 9374 [222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms? 8998 8629 [221] 1: I can`t wait to get home 9070 10648
| | May 2010 [220] 31: If you firmed your bum up 14246 15694 [219] 28: You’re very good at pulling the ladies 9261 8449 [218] 27: I need some cyanide please 9242 11145 [217] 26: There goes a funeral procession 7191 9714 [216] 25: I’m so tired of being hit on 7987 9471 [215] 24: If I die before you do? 9921 11689 [214] 21: What are you so angry about? 8609 8729 [213] 20: He’s asked me out, should I go? 7362 6372 [212] 19: My husband is impotent 8967 9563 [211] 18: We place all our emphasis 8911 8057 [210] 14: Can I buy you a drink? 7390 6956 [209] 13: Dad what is that thing between 14063 13202 [208] 12: Since we got married 8277 8029 [207] 11: We’ve both been given parts 11850 11427 [206] 10: Why are you crying? 13032 14224 [205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!! 8272 7828 [204] 5: What`s the matter? 8216 9162 [203] 4: We live in confusing times 11606 12671 [202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women 8189 7128
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| Apr 2010 [201] 30: For her birthday 8294 7678 [200] 29: I’m sick to death of people knocking 13179 13814 [199] 28: It’s time for the baby’s bath 13207 13518 [198] 23: Did you lose a parrot 10184 11226 [197] 22: We shagged four times last night 7575 8371 [196] 21: I’ve decided to get into shape 14480 16061 [195] 20: The oldest woman in the country 6806 6019 [194] 19: Will sit-ups help 14852 16007 [193] 16: You haven’t complimented me 7852 6896 [192] 15: I married a Miss Right 10991 14986 [191] 14: I know this is our first baby 9028 10593 [190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday 8225 7468 [189] 12: I’m from PC Support 10633 9699 [188] 9: I’m so glad that you 7527 7018 [187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum 32910 33603 [186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye? 8464 7688 [185] 6: Hi, I’m from IT Support 8482 7757
| | Mar 2010 [184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town 7375 6486 [183] 29: I had to promise my wife 11034 10363 [182] 26: Where do women mostly 14785 13975 [181] 25: So I hear you’ve changed 8467 7730 [180] 24: The good news is that 8398 7365 [179] 23: Do you know how men are 9374 8415 [178] 19: My doctor told me 8555 7741 [177] 18: As my lawyer 9232 10808 [176] 17: What do you get when you give 8578 10344 [175] 16: It’s my wedding anniversary 10352 9988 [174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from? 8795 7906 [173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me 8962 8004 [172] 11: I just broke up with a girl 8167 7510 [171] 10: Why did you have to die? 10449 12249 [170] 9: I just had another fight 9362 8424 [169] 8: What`s the big idea 8536 8160 [168] 5: You eat too much junk food 7729 6820 [167] 4: Do you know why 13281 13501 [166] 3: I bought you new underpants 10636 9444 [165] 2: I now have Olympic sex 9394 9245 [164] 1: I don’t understand my wife 8228 7497
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| Feb 2010 [163] 26: I love you 6694 5794 [162] 25: What? 9871 9107 [161] 24: I’ve met this wonderful girl 8856 8161 [160] 23: I’m looking for something to spice up 7718 7042 [159] 22: She’s pretty hot 6707 5688 [158] 19: You look well rested 9104 8375 [157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby 11104 10353 [156] 17: Can I buy you a drink? 8617 7831 [155] 16: Have a drink on me 6689 5838 [154] 15: Sex is like shaving 6503 5784 [153] 12: Babe, I would go to 8169 7506 [152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words 9199 8552 [151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce 8765 7791 [150] 9: I’m so tired of faking 9078 8366 [149] 8: I don’t know what to do 9750 9045 [148] 5: How was your Valentine’s Day? 9535 9244 [147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot 8600 7712 [146] 3: What do women and dog 7238 6507 [145] 2: You look happy 7234 6524 [144] 1: What`s the best thing 11092 10816
| | Jan 2010 [143] 29: You want to play magic? 8776 8038 [142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do 8374 7541 [141] 27: I haven’t seen you for a while 8469 7880 [140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels? 12984 12183 [139] 25: I hear you bought a new car 8821 8165 [138] 22: I love your forehead 11944 11301 [137] 21: I got banned 8588 7674 [136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please 8440 7706 [135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you? 8517 7939 [134] 15: What are you watching? 8833 7952 [133] 14: Doctor, I need help 8014 6937 [132] 13: I just want you to know 8142 7508 [131] 12: I just read that the female 7496 10219 [130] 11: What are you doing with my gun? 16806 16264
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