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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
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[339] 17: I’ve been waiting at the baggage carousel
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[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
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[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
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[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
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[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
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[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
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[333] 7: I’m from the Red Cross
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[332] 6: I’ve got a riddle for you
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[331] 3: I know you’re a prostitute
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[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
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Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, it’ll be R650 please
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[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
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[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
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[326] 24: I’m so happy that we’re now engaged
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[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
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[324] 21: The new Faceless book
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[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
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[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
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[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
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[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
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[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
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[318] 9: I`d like to return these
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[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
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[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has “Hoover`s Disease”
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[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
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[314] 2: What should we do now
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[313] 1: Thank goodness I’m out of the house
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Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
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[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
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[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
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[309] 21: I feel horrible
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[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
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[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
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[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
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[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
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[304] 13: What are you doing?
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[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
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[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
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[301] 7: I’m from the church
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[300] 6: Why are you crying?
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[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
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[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
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[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
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Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
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[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
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[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
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[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
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[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
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[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
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[290] 17: I’ve decided to dye my hair
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[289] 16: You don’t seem at all satisfied
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[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
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[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
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[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
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[285] 9: Why so sad?
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[284] 8: It’s that part of your annual check-up
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[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
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[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
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[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
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[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
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Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
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[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
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[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
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[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
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[275] 25: What are you crying about?
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[274] 24: I am the manager
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[273] 23: Haven’t we met before?
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[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
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[271] 18: You’re like a box of chocolates
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[270] 17: I can never win an argument
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[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
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[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
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[267] 12: We’ve got a GHOST in our house!
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[266] 11: I think it’s time I got married
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[265] 10: I hear that guy’s a gynaecologist
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[264] 5: I’m so glad it’s payday tomorrow
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[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
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[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
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Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesn’t understand me
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[260] 29: Wait here
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[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
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[258] 27: What’s going on?
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[257] 26: A real man is a woman
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[256] 23: As my lawyer
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[255] 22: Sex is the price
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[254] 20: I’ve done something to add some spice
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[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
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[252] 16: I know you’re growing up
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[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
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[250] 14: Those look heavy
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[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
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[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
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[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
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[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
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[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
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[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
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[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
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[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
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[241] 1: Yesterday at granny’s funeral
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Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
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[239] 29: I got into trouble again
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[238] 28: You’re looking gorgeous
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[237] 25: Would you like to try these
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[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
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[235] 23: My dog died last week
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[234] 22: I’ve got a tough question to ask you
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[233] 21: Hey, what’s new?
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[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
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[231] 17: Daddy, what’s between my mom’s legs?
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[230] 15: I’m surprised to see you here
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[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
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[228] 10: You have to defend me
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[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
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[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
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[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
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[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
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[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
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[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
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[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
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May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
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[219] 28: You’re very good at pulling the ladies
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[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
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[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
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[216] 25: I’m so tired of being hit on
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[215] 24: If I die before you do?
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[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
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[213] 20: He’s asked me out, should I go?
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[212] 19: My husband is impotent
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[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
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[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
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[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
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[208] 12: Since we got married
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[207] 11: We’ve both been given parts
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[206] 10: Why are you crying?
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[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
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[204] 5: What`s the matter?
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[203] 4: We live in confusing times
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[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
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Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
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[200] 29: I’m sick to death of people knocking
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[199] 28: It’s time for the baby’s bath
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[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
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[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
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[196] 21: I’ve decided to get into shape
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[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
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[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
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[193] 16: You haven’t complimented me
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[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
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[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
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[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
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[189] 12: I’m from PC Support
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[188] 9: I’m so glad that you
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[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
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[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
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[185] 6: Hi, I’m from IT Support
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Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
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[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
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[182] 26: Where do women mostly
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[181] 25: So I hear you’ve changed
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[180] 24: The good news is that
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[179] 23: Do you know how men are
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[178] 19: My doctor told me
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[177] 18: As my lawyer
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[176] 17: What do you get when you give
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[175] 16: It’s my wedding anniversary
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[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
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[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
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[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
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[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
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[170] 9: I just had another fight
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[169] 8: What`s the big idea
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[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
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[167] 4: Do you know why
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[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
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[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
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[164] 1: I don’t understand my wife
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Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
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[162] 25: What?
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[161] 24: I’ve met this wonderful girl
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[160] 23: I’m looking for something to spice up
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[159] 22: She’s pretty hot
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[158] 19: You look well rested
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[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
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[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
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[155] 16: Have a drink on me
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[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
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[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
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[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
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[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
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[150] 9: I’m so tired of faking
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[149] 8: I don’t know what to do
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[148] 5: How was your Valentine’s Day?
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[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
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[146] 3: What do women and dog
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[145] 2: You look happy
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[144] 1: What`s the best thing
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Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
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[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
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[141] 27: I haven’t seen you for a while
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[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
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[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
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[138] 22: I love your forehead
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[137] 21: I got banned
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[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
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[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
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[134] 15: What are you watching?
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[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
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[132] 13: I just want you to know
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[131] 12: I just read that the female
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[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
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