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Dec 2011 [561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas 13056   14532 [560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV 15435   16692 [559] 21: It is so hard for women 10428   11259 [558] 20: Give me a double anything 16598   18079 [557] 19: Save a cow 11362   14047 [556] 15: You know the idiom 32180   30839 [555] 14: I am here to fulfil your 21391   23187 [554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend 30215   37300 [553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate 28177   29488 [552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you? 31072   33854 [551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow 25617   27669 [550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock 14582   15168 [549] 6: Can I buy you a drink? 12927   14226 [548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten 13682   15198 [547] 1: I think all of those people 30459   33225
| | Nov 2011 [546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is? 20492   22522 [545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing? 13063   12229 [544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand 18196   19303 [543] 24: The more I get to understand men 20991   22239 [542] 23: Have you noticed 14126   13371 [541] 22: I can’t believe it 22046   21555 [540] 21: How did you get the black eye? 20751   20946 [539] 18: Happy birthday darling 31020   33974 [538] 17: A real man 14405   15411 [537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man 25144   26852 [536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking? 21574   24389 [535] 14: You look furious, what is going on? 24416   26405 [534] 11: Thanks Google 24694   26390 [533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question 21891   23531 [532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her 20208   21571 [531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented 10397   9949 [530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend 10501   9889 [529] 4: That`s a nice new phone 12307   12209 [528] 3: I was down at the security shop 9621   10540 [527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you? 12100   13536 [526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son 9271   8577
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| Oct 2011 [525] 31: Why do people say 10387   10726 [524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change 10581   11708 [523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday 12573   12864 [522] 26: Hey babe 9989   9912 [521] 25: Facebook asks me what I 14044   13878 [520] 24: My wife is so fat 14737   16136 [519] 21: I got banned from the disco 32833   33248 [518] 20: Are you coming out tonight? 19085   20220 [517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night 23223   25389 [516] 18: I am in deep trouble again 21314   23332 [515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter 35915   35479 [514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight 51738   53806 [513] 13: Smoking is bad for you 37522   36831 [512] 12: Take away all of the vowels 21879   22698 [511] 11: What the hell!?! 44087   47033 [510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank 18196   18346 [509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in 43431   48662 [508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident 14154   15482 [507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid 22689   24464 [506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law 19031   19580 [505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend 18561   18240
| | Sep 2011 [504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here 36402   38099 [503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely 12917   12373 [502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer 11556   12207 [501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong? 18144   19334 [500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit 14005   15773 [499] 23: You need to cut down 15354   17241 [498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover 12169   11444 [497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning 14384   13463 [496] 20: Johnny Walker, single 14724   14187 [495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me 27160   30674 [494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel 24760   25615 [493] 15: Are you going to be long? 18390   18926 [492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway 18460   18170 [491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant 18360   17603 [490] 12: MWWAAAHHH! 13297   15127 [489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop? 30780   31835 [488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist 22007   22511 [487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks! 16996   17828 [486] 6: I’m ready, we can go 20651   21988 [485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful 19545   21147 [484] 2: You said you were going to complain 38998   42347 [483] 1: With you being over two metres tall 18234   19162
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| Aug 2011 [482] 31: You look tired 20386   21804 [481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you 22433   21712 [480] 29: I love Edward Cullen 28163   25098 [479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere? 35476   36434 [478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I 32339   31097 [477] 24: Happy birthday Dad 41909   45601 [476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend 19667   21084 [475] 22: Do you believe in psychics? 19146   20562 [474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce 35771   36569 [473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months 23318   25996 [472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town 30210   30934 [471] 16: I was shagging this bird 21917   23006 [470] 15: Now that we’re engaged 27155   29252 [469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard 16460   16881 [468] 11: I think I’m getting old 14118   15381 [467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt 13841   15095 [466] 5: Hi there gorgeous 18712   18884 [465] 4: I discovered three things today 13975   14776 [464] 3: You know, I love oral sex 13763   17105 [463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now? 13822   17091 [462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today 24330   25990
| | Jul 2011 [461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why? 20090   21280 [460] 28: So your wife told my wife 13690   15678 [459] 27: Good morning Professor 9852   10742 [458] 26: So what do the results say doctor? 12872   17898 [457] 25: I realised that my wife 11526   14376 [456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman 14849   15953 [455] 21: We are gathered here today 19686   47456 [454] 20: You look flipping angry 10161   9671 [453] 19: That’s just disgusting ... 12975   16299 [452] 18: I think you should see a doctor 11574   10547 [451] 15: You women are so vain 8199   7054 [450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate 13651   16422 [449] 13: So you’re crying again 12903   17880 [448] 12: She’s hot 13323   13990 [447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation 11402   10820 [446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living? 9775   10506 [445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support 15970   17512 [444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth? 8871   8206 [443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour 13906   14518 [442] 4: A woman marries a man 12730   14543 [441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night? 27208   29544
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| Jun 2011 [440] 29: I’m really not happy 11315   10579 [439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away 13247   15811 [438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product 26007   24544 [437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink? 46709   47526 [436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks 24840   26669 [435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times 9464   10460 [434] 21: If you went camping 16065   15675 [433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight 32663   40033 [432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym 24731   31452 [431] 14: I saw a news program 18452   19500 [430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere 14891   16227 [429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick 10324   9809 [428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible 18044   28674 [427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed? 11845   14014 [426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife 12236   11598 [425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday 21994   21628 [424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot 9467   10337 [423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel 12506   14022 [422] 1: You logged a call for IT support 10890   13327
| | May 2011 [421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom? 11394   10936 [420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed 12041   16154 [419] 27: You reported your wife missing 3842   3355 [418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married? 10756   12741 [417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated 10886   10051 [416] 24: My wife is so stupid 10809   12740 [415] 23: Went for my routine check up today 15821   18981 [414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I 16650   18305 [413] 19: I hate the flipping internet! 18443   20161 [412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you? 13847   17882 [411] 16: I got so embarrassed 15832   16403 [410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today 15019   15833 [409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour 13222   17909 [408] 11: I`m 79 years old now 12169   11644 [407] 10: I met a girl in the park 14262   15622 [406] 9: Dad, I hear you 13294   15000 [405] 6: Are you growing a moustache 23065   24491 [404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance 13598   15201 [403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school 8762   11085 [402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail 11361   12799
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| Apr 2011 [401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support 22861   23473 [400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner 19113   18911 [399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant 13109   14487 [398] 18: What is it when a man talks 22142   23743 [397] 15: I Love you 45685   46822 [396] 14: Hey, come on 13208   14570 [395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable 69356   71858 [394] 11: Welcome to our clinic 12125   16794 [393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant! 11149   13116 [392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment 13750   21644 [391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle? 11248   11455 [390] 4: What are you doing? 10787   11834 [389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop 17974   18754
| | Mar 2011 [388] 31: Can we try something 14857   15833 [387] 30: How is your meal so far? 14579   14638 [386] 28: I’m always amazed 26357   27775 [385] 25: Can you please call security 17791   19789 [384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid 42678   48402 [383] 23: This book says 12574   14212 [382] 22: Tell your mother 13174   16221 [381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women 18481   19966 [380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance 21818   34002 [379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet? 15400   16208 [378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire 23573   26483 [377] 11: To be happy with a man 24044   22831 [376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary 18068   20439 [375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive 18619   18155 [374] 8: Your pizza is ready 14232   15139 [373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site 13710   21643 [372] 3: Why do you call your wife 20972   22515 [371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards... 26449   29247
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| Feb 2011 [370] 28: What are you reading? 21392   22959 [369] 25: Drinks are on me! 13962   15604 [368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play! 14374   15796 [367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife 14151   17893 [366] 22: You look like crap 12721   18303 [365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun? 20721   20631 [364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife 21978   25011 [363] 16: What happened to him? 16946   19026 [362] 15: What was shopping like 13854   15090 [361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge 11399   11476 [360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about 13294   14554 [359] 8: Happy Birthday Son! 11363   14056 [358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag? 18395   22821 [357] 4: In all my time on the bench 22757   25594 [356] 3: What are you doing? 11058   10749 [355] 2: So your baby is nearly due 16956   18040 [354] 1: In the old days 13537   16545
| | Jan 2011 [353] 31: What’s the difference between 18014   18883 [352] 27: Good morning and welcome 13476   12881 [351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir? 9887   9258 [350] 25: My wife is getting really fat 9761   11056 [349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you? 13204   13639 [348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink? 21358   22355 [347] 19: Left a bit... 11074   12782 [346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now 11405   10564 [345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago 12067   11964 [344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday 11678   14317 [343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying? 17094   30618 [342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb 11427   10866 [341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone 15317   18547
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