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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
13545    15053
[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
15779 17101
[559] 21: It is so hard for women
10794 11586
[558] 20: Give me a double anything
17217 18555
[557] 19: Save a cow
11665 14359
[556] 15: You know the idiom
32568 31180
[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
22305 23547
[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
30755 37829
[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
28575 29845
[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
31598 34298
[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
25990 28001
[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
14988 15494
[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
13273 14471
[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
14097 15763
[547] 1: I think all of those people
30818 33543
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Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
21600 23081
[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
13472 12556
[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
18576 19599
[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
21342 22522
[542] 23: Have you noticed
14545 13726
[541] 22: I can’t believe it
22432 21852
[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
21168 21300
[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
31368 34312
[538] 17: A real man
14881 15785
[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
25533 27260
[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
22054 25038
[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
24750 26680
[534] 11: Thanks Google
24998 26675
[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
22318 23920
[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
21108 21918
[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
10719 10304
[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
10923 10225
[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
12726 12751
[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
9947 10900
[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
12497 13937
[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
9655 8885
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Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
10769 11086
[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
10928 12024
[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
13067 13366
[522] 26: Hey babe
10302 10178
[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
14448 14221
[520] 24: My wife is so fat
15072 16417
[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
33175 33612
[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
19486 20552
[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
23739 25874
[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
22314 23691
[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
36254 35754
[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
52171 54171
[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
37954 37374
[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
22329 23077
[511] 11: What the hell!?!
44634 47802
[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
18624 18839
[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in
43888 49181
[508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident
14544 15852
[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
23120 24885
[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
19663 20000
[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
18879 18545
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Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here
36714 38455
[503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely
13291 12733
[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
11918 12575
[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong?
18524 19634
[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
14463 16147
[499] 23: You need to cut down
15864 17626
[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
12521 11824
[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
14808 13821
[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
15213 14694
[495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me
27561 31047
[494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel
25310 26113
[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
18785 19304
[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
18869 18575
[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
18688 17885
[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
13565 15367
[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
31120 32136
[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
22386 22818
[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
17318 18100
[486] 6: I’m ready, we can go
21789 22477
[485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful
20437 21464
[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
39750 42621
[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
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Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
21371 22192
[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
22821 22079
[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
28729 25678
[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
35913 36781
[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
33031 31757
[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
42266 45942
[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
20554 21473
[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
20060 20877
[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
36075 36893
[473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months
24420 26486
[472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town
30985 31398
[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
22312 23346
[470] 15: Now that we’re engaged
27711 29741
[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
16838 17300
[468] 11: I think I’m getting old
14455 15672
[467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt
14195 15394
[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
19390 19229
[465] 4: I discovered three things today
14373 15091
[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
14214 17907
[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
14235 17555
[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
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Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
21081 21666
[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
14094 16054
[459] 27: Good morning Professor
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[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
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[457] 25: I realised that my wife
11966 14802
[456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
15773 16905
[455] 21: We are gathered here today
20285 50840
[454] 20: You look flipping angry
10687 10156
[453] 19: That’s just disgusting ...
13417 16764
[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
11926 10913
[451] 15: You women are so vain
8512 7317
[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
14108 16862
[449] 13: So you’re crying again
13340 19186
[448] 12: She’s hot
13667 14262
[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
11719 11106
[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
10184 10867
[445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support
16331 17825
[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
9193 8537
[443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour
14342 14897
[442] 4: A woman marries a man
13054 14826
[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
27555 29846
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Jun 2011
[440] 29: I’m really not happy
11679 10908
[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
13548 16095
[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
29517 27561
[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
47023 47792
[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
25243 27053
[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
9787 10800
[434] 21: If you went camping
16421 15971
[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
33056 40416
[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
25168 31789
[431] 14: I saw a news program
18811 19859
[430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere
15276 16547
[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
10651 10098
[428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible
18738 31603
[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
12241 14367
[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
12564 11840
[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
22446 22009
[424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot
9730 10624
[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
12975 14621
[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
11197 13600
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May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
11781 11343
[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
12425 16751
[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 3355
[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
11122 13098
[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
11253 10404
[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
11144 13159
[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
16296 19420
[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
16987 18567
[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
18914 20647
[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
14254 19329
[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
16616 16979
[410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today
15312 16067
[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
13650 19119
[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
12511 12007
[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
14656 15968
[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
13734 15554
[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
23457 24884
[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
14017 15692
[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
9136 11521
[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
11831 13302
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Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support
23214 23779
[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
19584 19305
[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
13535 14955
[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
22499 24039
[397] 15: I Love you
46107 47193
[396] 14: Hey, come on
13544 14883
[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
69944 72325
[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
12496 17822
[393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant!
11536 13563
[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
14248 22951
[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
11602 11855
[390] 4: What are you doing?
11062 12074
[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
18366 19132
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Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
15340 16254
[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
15094 15118
[386] 28: I’m always amazed
26679 28080
[385] 25: Can you please call security
18215 20146
[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
43492 50373
[383] 23: This book says
13099 14817
[382] 22: Tell your mother
13605 16671
[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
19268 20619
[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
22517 35626
[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
16059 17021
[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
24006 26854
[377] 11: To be happy with a man
24336 23083
[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
18472 20862
[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
19007 18500
[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
14546 15450
[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
14253 22836
[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
21591 23104
[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
26886 29756
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Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
21896 23451
[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
14356 15942
[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
14690 16100
[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
14766 18570
[366] 22: You look like crap
13111 19024
[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
21042 20898
[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
22309 25291
[363] 16: What happened to him?
17321 19327
[362] 15: What was shopping like
14443 15724
[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
11785 11863
[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about
13642 14836
[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
11746 14443
[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
18865 23980
[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
23218 25971
[356] 3: What are you doing?
11419 11094
[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
17464 18672
[354] 1: In the old days
13917 17003
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Jan 2011
[353] 31: What’s the difference between
18368 19203
[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
13906 13274
[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
10230 9571
[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
10085 11355
[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
13632 14244
[348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink?
22055 22688
[347] 19: Left a bit...
11466 13361
[346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now
11802 10919
[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
12696 12621
[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
12041 14621
[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
17664 32185
[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
11819 11228
[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
15884 19460
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