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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
10785 Current Rating: 10785 + 10988 = 21773 votesCurrent Rating: 10785 + 10988 = 21773 votes 10988

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
13367 Current Rating: 13367 + 14583 = 27950 votesCurrent Rating: 13367 + 14583 = 27950 votes 14583

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
8423 Current Rating: 8423 + 9126 = 17549 votesCurrent Rating: 8423 + 9126 = 17549 votes 9126

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
9084 Current Rating: 9084 + 9797 = 18881 votesCurrent Rating: 9084 + 9797 = 18881 votes 9797

[557] 19: Save a cow
9557 Current Rating: 9557 + 12146 = 21703 votesCurrent Rating: 9557 + 12146 = 21703 votes 12146

[556] 15: You know the idiom
29312 Current Rating: 29312 + 28214 = 57526 votesCurrent Rating: 29312 + 28214 = 57526 votes 28214

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
18178 Current Rating: 18178 + 20204 = 38382 votesCurrent Rating: 18178 + 20204 = 38382 votes 20204

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
25700 Current Rating: 25700 + 33272 = 58972 votesCurrent Rating: 25700 + 33272 = 58972 votes 33272

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
23799 Current Rating: 23799 + 25170 = 48969 votesCurrent Rating: 23799 + 25170 = 48969 votes 25170

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
27637 Current Rating: 27637 + 31353 = 58990 votesCurrent Rating: 27637 + 31353 = 58990 votes 31353

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
20878 Current Rating: 20878 + 23822 = 44700 votesCurrent Rating: 20878 + 23822 = 44700 votes 23822

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
12773 Current Rating: 12773 + 13348 = 26121 votesCurrent Rating: 12773 + 13348 = 26121 votes 13348

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
11521 Current Rating: 11521 + 12650 = 24171 votesCurrent Rating: 11521 + 12650 = 24171 votes 12650

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
10965 Current Rating: 10965 + 11603 = 22568 votesCurrent Rating: 10965 + 11603 = 22568 votes 11603

[547] 1: I think all of those people
26848 Current Rating: 26848 + 30453 = 57301 votesCurrent Rating: 26848 + 30453 = 57301 votes 30453


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
17727 Current Rating: 17727 + 20214 = 37941 votesCurrent Rating: 17727 + 20214 = 37941 votes 20214

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
11385 Current Rating: 11385 + 10492 = 21877 votesCurrent Rating: 11385 + 10492 = 21877 votes 10492

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
13207 Current Rating: 13207 + 15519 = 28726 votesCurrent Rating: 13207 + 15519 = 28726 votes 15519

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
18888 Current Rating: 18888 + 20589 = 39477 votesCurrent Rating: 18888 + 20589 = 39477 votes 20589

[542] 23: Have you noticed
12202 Current Rating: 12202 + 11288 = 23490 votesCurrent Rating: 12202 + 11288 = 23490 votes 11288

[541] 22: I canít believe it
19933 Current Rating: 19933 + 19879 = 39812 votesCurrent Rating: 19933 + 19879 = 39812 votes 19879

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
18550 Current Rating: 18550 + 19211 = 37761 votesCurrent Rating: 18550 + 19211 = 37761 votes 19211

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
28152 Current Rating: 28152 + 31873 = 60025 votesCurrent Rating: 28152 + 31873 = 60025 votes 31873

[538] 17: A real man
12648 Current Rating: 12648 + 13636 = 26284 votesCurrent Rating: 12648 + 13636 = 26284 votes 13636

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
22609 Current Rating: 22609 + 24460 = 47069 votesCurrent Rating: 22609 + 24460 = 47069 votes 24460

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
14416 Current Rating: 14416 + 15801 = 30217 votesCurrent Rating: 14416 + 15801 = 30217 votes 15801

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
22436 Current Rating: 22436 + 24837 = 47273 votesCurrent Rating: 22436 + 24837 = 47273 votes 24837

[534] 11: Thanks Google
21720 Current Rating: 21720 + 24028 = 45748 votesCurrent Rating: 21720 + 24028 = 45748 votes 24028

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
19600 Current Rating: 19600 + 21673 = 41273 votesCurrent Rating: 19600 + 21673 = 41273 votes 21673

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
18034 Current Rating: 18034 + 19822 = 37856 votesCurrent Rating: 18034 + 19822 = 37856 votes 19822

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
8291 Current Rating: 8291 + 7718 = 16009 votesCurrent Rating: 8291 + 7718 = 16009 votes 7718

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
8166 Current Rating: 8166 + 7291 = 15457 votesCurrent Rating: 8166 + 7291 = 15457 votes 7291

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
10353 Current Rating: 10353 + 9982 = 20335 votesCurrent Rating: 10353 + 9982 = 20335 votes 9982

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
7780 Current Rating: 7780 + 8650 = 16430 votesCurrent Rating: 7780 + 8650 = 16430 votes 8650

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
9610 Current Rating: 9610 + 11034 = 20644 votesCurrent Rating: 9610 + 11034 = 20644 votes 11034

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
7349 Current Rating: 7349 + 6650 = 13999 votesCurrent Rating: 7349 + 6650 = 13999 votes 6650


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
8186 Current Rating: 8186 + 8514 = 16700 votesCurrent Rating: 8186 + 8514 = 16700 votes 8514

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
8543 Current Rating: 8543 + 9519 = 18062 votesCurrent Rating: 8543 + 9519 = 18062 votes 9519

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
9513 Current Rating: 9513 + 9388 = 18901 votesCurrent Rating: 9513 + 9388 = 18901 votes 9388

[522] 26: Hey babe
8124 Current Rating: 8124 + 8000 = 16124 votesCurrent Rating: 8124 + 8000 = 16124 votes 8000

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
11785 Current Rating: 11785 + 11574 = 23359 votesCurrent Rating: 11785 + 11574 = 23359 votes 11574

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
12798 Current Rating: 12798 + 14310 = 27108 votesCurrent Rating: 12798 + 14310 = 27108 votes 14310

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
30561 Current Rating: 30561 + 31268 = 61829 votesCurrent Rating: 30561 + 31268 = 61829 votes 31268

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
16594 Current Rating: 16594 + 18624 = 35218 votesCurrent Rating: 16594 + 18624 = 35218 votes 18624

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
19872 Current Rating: 19872 + 22179 = 42051 votesCurrent Rating: 19872 + 22179 = 42051 votes 22179

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
19047 Current Rating: 19047 + 21482 = 40529 votesCurrent Rating: 19047 + 21482 = 40529 votes 21482

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
33664 Current Rating: 33664 + 33756 = 67420 votesCurrent Rating: 33664 + 33756 = 67420 votes 33756

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
49698 Current Rating: 49698 + 51650 = 101348 votesCurrent Rating: 49698 + 51650 = 101348 votes 51650

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
31804 Current Rating: 31804 + 31857 = 63661 votesCurrent Rating: 31804 + 31857 = 63661 votes 31857

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
19466 Current Rating: 19466 + 20699 = 40165 votesCurrent Rating: 19466 + 20699 = 40165 votes 20699

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
34511 Current Rating: 34511 + 35997 = 70508 votesCurrent Rating: 34511 + 35997 = 70508 votes 35997

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
13122 Current Rating: 13122 + 13243 = 26365 votesCurrent Rating: 13122 + 13243 = 26365 votes 13243

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
40174 Current Rating: 40174 + 45943 = 86117 votesCurrent Rating: 40174 + 45943 = 86117 votes 45943

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
12148 Current Rating: 12148 + 13467 = 25615 votesCurrent Rating: 12148 + 13467 = 25615 votes 13467

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
19998 Current Rating: 19998 + 22102 = 42100 votesCurrent Rating: 19998 + 22102 = 42100 votes 22102

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
15924 Current Rating: 15924 + 17567 = 33491 votesCurrent Rating: 15924 + 17567 = 33491 votes 17567

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
15075 Current Rating: 15075 + 16054 = 31129 votesCurrent Rating: 15075 + 16054 = 31129 votes 16054


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
34001 Current Rating: 34001 + 36062 = 70063 votesCurrent Rating: 34001 + 36062 = 70063 votes 36062

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
10746 Current Rating: 10746 + 10028 = 20774 votesCurrent Rating: 10746 + 10028 = 20774 votes 10028

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
9718 Current Rating: 9718 + 10376 = 20094 votesCurrent Rating: 9718 + 10376 = 20094 votes 10376

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
14706 Current Rating: 14706 + 17012 = 31718 votesCurrent Rating: 14706 + 17012 = 31718 votes 17012

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
12158 Current Rating: 12158 + 13794 = 25952 votesCurrent Rating: 12158 + 13794 = 25952 votes 13794

[499] 23: You need to cut down
13171 Current Rating: 13171 + 15022 = 28193 votesCurrent Rating: 13171 + 15022 = 28193 votes 15022

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
9922 Current Rating: 9922 + 9156 = 19078 votesCurrent Rating: 9922 + 9156 = 19078 votes 9156

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
12177 Current Rating: 12177 + 11246 = 23423 votesCurrent Rating: 12177 + 11246 = 23423 votes 11246

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
12629 Current Rating: 12629 + 11833 = 24462 votesCurrent Rating: 12629 + 11833 = 24462 votes 11833

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
22474 Current Rating: 22474 + 26983 = 49457 votesCurrent Rating: 22474 + 26983 = 49457 votes 26983

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
21418 Current Rating: 21418 + 22837 = 44255 votesCurrent Rating: 21418 + 22837 = 44255 votes 22837

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
15267 Current Rating: 15267 + 17066 = 32333 votesCurrent Rating: 15267 + 17066 = 32333 votes 17066

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
14867 Current Rating: 14867 + 15937 = 30804 votesCurrent Rating: 14867 + 15937 = 30804 votes 15937

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
14282 Current Rating: 14282 + 14806 = 29088 votesCurrent Rating: 14282 + 14806 = 29088 votes 14806

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
11893 Current Rating: 11893 + 13702 = 25595 votesCurrent Rating: 11893 + 13702 = 25595 votes 13702

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
28498 Current Rating: 28498 + 30062 = 58560 votesCurrent Rating: 28498 + 30062 = 58560 votes 30062

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
19597 Current Rating: 19597 + 20603 = 40200 votesCurrent Rating: 19597 + 20603 = 40200 votes 20603

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
14807 Current Rating: 14807 + 16618 = 31425 votesCurrent Rating: 14807 + 16618 = 31425 votes 16618

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
17751 Current Rating: 17751 + 19576 = 37327 votesCurrent Rating: 17751 + 19576 = 37327 votes 19576

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
17355 Current Rating: 17355 + 19505 = 36860 votesCurrent Rating: 17355 + 19505 = 36860 votes 19505

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
37322 Current Rating: 37322 + 40671 = 77993 votesCurrent Rating: 37322 + 40671 = 77993 votes 40671

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
15731 Current Rating: 15731 + 17597 = 33328 votesCurrent Rating: 15731 + 17597 = 33328 votes 17597


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
17416 Current Rating: 17416 + 19457 = 36873 votesCurrent Rating: 17416 + 19457 = 36873 votes 19457

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
20165 Current Rating: 20165 + 19812 = 39977 votesCurrent Rating: 20165 + 19812 = 39977 votes 19812

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
24737 Current Rating: 24737 + 22350 = 47087 votesCurrent Rating: 24737 + 22350 = 47087 votes 22350

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
33233 Current Rating: 33233 + 34536 = 67769 votesCurrent Rating: 33233 + 34536 = 67769 votes 34536

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
28075 Current Rating: 28075 + 27648 = 55723 votesCurrent Rating: 28075 + 27648 = 55723 votes 27648

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
39572 Current Rating: 39572 + 43108 = 82680 votesCurrent Rating: 39572 + 43108 = 82680 votes 43108

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
17155 Current Rating: 17155 + 18860 = 36015 votesCurrent Rating: 17155 + 18860 = 36015 votes 18860

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
16990 Current Rating: 16990 + 18883 = 35873 votesCurrent Rating: 16990 + 18883 = 35873 votes 18883

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
33441 Current Rating: 33441 + 34758 = 68199 votesCurrent Rating: 33441 + 34758 = 68199 votes 34758

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
18668 Current Rating: 18668 + 21107 = 39775 votesCurrent Rating: 18668 + 21107 = 39775 votes 21107

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
23792 Current Rating: 23792 + 23292 = 47084 votesCurrent Rating: 23792 + 23292 = 47084 votes 23292

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
19259 Current Rating: 19259 + 20631 = 39890 votesCurrent Rating: 19259 + 20631 = 39890 votes 20631

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
24237 Current Rating: 24237 + 26697 = 50934 votesCurrent Rating: 24237 + 26697 = 50934 votes 26697

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
13521 Current Rating: 13521 + 14900 = 28421 votesCurrent Rating: 13521 + 14900 = 28421 votes 14900

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
12316 Current Rating: 12316 + 13519 = 25835 votesCurrent Rating: 12316 + 13519 = 25835 votes 13519

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
12026 Current Rating: 12026 + 13273 = 25299 votesCurrent Rating: 12026 + 13273 = 25299 votes 13273

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
15339 Current Rating: 15339 + 16406 = 31745 votesCurrent Rating: 15339 + 16406 = 31745 votes 16406

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
12117 Current Rating: 12117 + 12850 = 24967 votesCurrent Rating: 12117 + 12850 = 24967 votes 12850

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
11156 Current Rating: 11156 + 12543 = 23699 votesCurrent Rating: 11156 + 12543 = 23699 votes 12543

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
11442 Current Rating: 11442 + 14119 = 25561 votesCurrent Rating: 11442 + 14119 = 25561 votes 14119

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
21087 Current Rating: 21087 + 23268 = 44355 votesCurrent Rating: 21087 + 23268 = 44355 votes 23268


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
17443 Current Rating: 17443 + 19202 = 36645 votesCurrent Rating: 17443 + 19202 = 36645 votes 19202

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
11260 Current Rating: 11260 + 13132 = 24392 votesCurrent Rating: 11260 + 13132 = 24392 votes 13132

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
8168 Current Rating: 8168 + 8923 = 17091 votesCurrent Rating: 8168 + 8923 = 17091 votes 8923

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
10786 Current Rating: 10786 + 14654 = 25440 votesCurrent Rating: 10786 + 14654 = 25440 votes 14654

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
9677 Current Rating: 9677 + 12196 = 21873 votesCurrent Rating: 9677 + 12196 = 21873 votes 12196

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
12643 Current Rating: 12643 + 13723 = 26366 votesCurrent Rating: 12643 + 13723 = 26366 votes 13723

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
13456 Current Rating: 13456 + 26412 = 39868 votesCurrent Rating: 13456 + 26412 = 39868 votes 26412

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
8006 Current Rating: 8006 + 7533 = 15539 votesCurrent Rating: 8006 + 7533 = 15539 votes 7533

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
10308 Current Rating: 10308 + 13229 = 23537 votesCurrent Rating: 10308 + 13229 = 23537 votes 13229

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
9497 Current Rating: 9497 + 8456 = 17953 votesCurrent Rating: 9497 + 8456 = 17953 votes 8456

[451] 15: You women are so vain
6653 Current Rating: 6653 + 5524 = 12177 votesCurrent Rating: 6653 + 5524 = 12177 votes 5524

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
11194 Current Rating: 11194 + 13463 = 24657 votesCurrent Rating: 11194 + 13463 = 24657 votes 13463

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
10021 Current Rating: 10021 + 13653 = 23674 votesCurrent Rating: 10021 + 13653 = 23674 votes 13653

[448] 12: Sheís hot
11667 Current Rating: 11667 + 12309 = 23976 votesCurrent Rating: 11667 + 12309 = 23976 votes 12309

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
9794 Current Rating: 9794 + 9177 = 18971 votesCurrent Rating: 9794 + 9177 = 18971 votes 9177

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
7925 Current Rating: 7925 + 8671 = 16596 votesCurrent Rating: 7925 + 8671 = 16596 votes 8671

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
13716 Current Rating: 13716 + 15620 = 29336 votesCurrent Rating: 13716 + 15620 = 29336 votes 15620

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
7517 Current Rating: 7517 + 6789 = 14306 votesCurrent Rating: 7517 + 6789 = 14306 votes 6789

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
11782 Current Rating: 11782 + 12324 = 24106 votesCurrent Rating: 11782 + 12324 = 24106 votes 12324

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
11262 Current Rating: 11262 + 12942 = 24204 votesCurrent Rating: 11262 + 12942 = 24204 votes 12942

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
24329 Current Rating: 24329 + 27145 = 51474 votesCurrent Rating: 24329 + 27145 = 51474 votes 27145


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
9386 Current Rating: 9386 + 8509 = 17895 votesCurrent Rating: 9386 + 8509 = 17895 votes 8509

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
11009 Current Rating: 11009 + 13480 = 24489 votesCurrent Rating: 11009 + 13480 = 24489 votes 13480

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
6173 Current Rating: 6173 + 6508 = 12681 votesCurrent Rating: 6173 + 6508 = 12681 votes 6508

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
44598 Current Rating: 44598 + 45355 = 89953 votesCurrent Rating: 44598 + 45355 = 89953 votes 45355

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
22241 Current Rating: 22241 + 24546 = 46787 votesCurrent Rating: 22241 + 24546 = 46787 votes 24546

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
7893 Current Rating: 7893 + 8811 = 16704 votesCurrent Rating: 7893 + 8811 = 16704 votes 8811

[434] 21: If you went camping
14467 Current Rating: 14467 + 13992 = 28459 votesCurrent Rating: 14467 + 13992 = 28459 votes 13992

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
28808 Current Rating: 28808 + 37137 = 65945 votesCurrent Rating: 28808 + 37137 = 65945 votes 37137

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
21735 Current Rating: 21735 + 29288 = 51023 votesCurrent Rating: 21735 + 29288 = 51023 votes 29288

[431] 14: I saw a news program
15895 Current Rating: 15895 + 16745 = 32640 votesCurrent Rating: 15895 + 16745 = 32640 votes 16745

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
10154 Current Rating: 10154 + 11672 = 21826 votesCurrent Rating: 10154 + 11672 = 21826 votes 11672

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
8290 Current Rating: 8290 + 7609 = 15899 votesCurrent Rating: 8290 + 7609 = 15899 votes 7609

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
11348 Current Rating: 11348 + 27433 = 38781 votesCurrent Rating: 11348 + 27433 = 38781 votes 27433

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
9895 Current Rating: 9895 + 11897 = 21792 votesCurrent Rating: 9895 + 11897 = 21792 votes 11897

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
7420 Current Rating: 7420 + 6563 = 13983 votesCurrent Rating: 7420 + 6563 = 13983 votes 6563

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
19277 Current Rating: 19277 + 19466 = 38743 votesCurrent Rating: 19277 + 19466 = 38743 votes 19466

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
7427 Current Rating: 7427 + 8447 = 15874 votesCurrent Rating: 7427 + 8447 = 15874 votes 8447

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
9711 Current Rating: 9711 + 10574 = 20285 votesCurrent Rating: 9711 + 10574 = 20285 votes 10574

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
8589 Current Rating: 8589 + 10849 = 19438 votesCurrent Rating: 8589 + 10849 = 19438 votes 10849


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
9450 Current Rating: 9450 + 8929 = 18379 votesCurrent Rating: 9450 + 8929 = 18379 votes 8929

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
9925 Current Rating: 9925 + 12896 = 22821 votesCurrent Rating: 9925 + 12896 = 22821 votes 12896

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3355 = 7197 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3355 = 7197 votes 3355

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
9089 Current Rating: 9089 + 11017 = 20106 votesCurrent Rating: 9089 + 11017 = 20106 votes 11017

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
9030 Current Rating: 9030 + 8168 = 17198 votesCurrent Rating: 9030 + 8168 = 17198 votes 8168

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
8994 Current Rating: 8994 + 10838 = 19832 votesCurrent Rating: 8994 + 10838 = 19832 votes 10838

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
12611 Current Rating: 12611 + 15378 = 27989 votesCurrent Rating: 12611 + 15378 = 27989 votes 15378

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
14162 Current Rating: 14162 + 16264 = 30426 votesCurrent Rating: 14162 + 16264 = 30426 votes 16264

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
14389 Current Rating: 14389 + 16185 = 30574 votesCurrent Rating: 14389 + 16185 = 30574 votes 16185

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
10645 Current Rating: 10645 + 12544 = 23189 votesCurrent Rating: 10645 + 12544 = 23189 votes 12544

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
10500 Current Rating: 10500 + 9686 = 20186 votesCurrent Rating: 10500 + 9686 = 20186 votes 9686

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
12903 Current Rating: 12903 + 14431 = 27334 votesCurrent Rating: 12903 + 14431 = 27334 votes 14431

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
10450 Current Rating: 10450 + 12497 = 22947 votesCurrent Rating: 10450 + 12497 = 22947 votes 12497

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
9776 Current Rating: 9776 + 9227 = 19003 votesCurrent Rating: 9776 + 9227 = 19003 votes 9227

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
11709 Current Rating: 11709 + 13235 = 24944 votesCurrent Rating: 11709 + 13235 = 24944 votes 13235

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
10545 Current Rating: 10545 + 11234 = 21779 votesCurrent Rating: 10545 + 11234 = 21779 votes 11234

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
20707 Current Rating: 20707 + 22613 = 43320 votesCurrent Rating: 20707 + 22613 = 43320 votes 22613

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
11125 Current Rating: 11125 + 12238 = 23363 votesCurrent Rating: 11125 + 12238 = 23363 votes 12238

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
6971 Current Rating: 6971 + 9111 = 16082 votesCurrent Rating: 6971 + 9111 = 16082 votes 9111

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
9666 Current Rating: 9666 + 11007 = 20673 votesCurrent Rating: 9666 + 11007 = 20673 votes 11007


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
20003 Current Rating: 20003 + 20979 = 40982 votesCurrent Rating: 20003 + 20979 = 40982 votes 20979

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
16663 Current Rating: 16663 + 16978 = 33641 votesCurrent Rating: 16663 + 16978 = 33641 votes 16978

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
9968 Current Rating: 9968 + 11036 = 21004 votesCurrent Rating: 9968 + 11036 = 21004 votes 11036

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
19499 Current Rating: 19499 + 21644 = 41143 votesCurrent Rating: 19499 + 21644 = 41143 votes 21644

[397] 15: I Love you
43932 Current Rating: 43932 + 44923 = 88855 votesCurrent Rating: 43932 + 44923 = 88855 votes 44923

[396] 14: Hey, come on
11467 Current Rating: 11467 + 12760 = 24227 votesCurrent Rating: 11467 + 12760 = 24227 votes 12760

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
64823 Current Rating: 64823 + 67138 = 131961 votesCurrent Rating: 64823 + 67138 = 131961 votes 67138

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
9700 Current Rating: 9700 + 13496 = 23196 votesCurrent Rating: 9700 + 13496 = 23196 votes 13496

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
9049 Current Rating: 9049 + 10885 = 19934 votesCurrent Rating: 9049 + 10885 = 19934 votes 10885

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
10674 Current Rating: 10674 + 14862 = 25536 votesCurrent Rating: 10674 + 14862 = 25536 votes 14862

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
9381 Current Rating: 9381 + 9541 = 18922 votesCurrent Rating: 9381 + 9541 = 18922 votes 9541

[390] 4: What are you doing?
9246 Current Rating: 9246 + 10184 = 19430 votesCurrent Rating: 9246 + 10184 = 19430 votes 10184

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
15099 Current Rating: 15099 + 16454 = 31553 votesCurrent Rating: 15099 + 16454 = 31553 votes 16454


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
12187 Current Rating: 12187 + 13010 = 25197 votesCurrent Rating: 12187 + 13010 = 25197 votes 13010

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
11246 Current Rating: 11246 + 10641 = 21887 votesCurrent Rating: 11246 + 10641 = 21887 votes 10641

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
23339 Current Rating: 23339 + 25187 = 48526 votesCurrent Rating: 23339 + 25187 = 48526 votes 25187

[385] 25: Can you please call security
15534 Current Rating: 15534 + 18061 = 33595 votesCurrent Rating: 15534 + 18061 = 33595 votes 18061

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
15353 Current Rating: 15353 + 13823 = 29176 votesCurrent Rating: 15353 + 13823 = 29176 votes 13823

[383] 23: This book says
10393 Current Rating: 10393 + 11612 = 22005 votesCurrent Rating: 10393 + 11612 = 22005 votes 11612

[382] 22: Tell your mother
10856 Current Rating: 10856 + 13340 = 24196 votesCurrent Rating: 10856 + 13340 = 24196 votes 13340

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
16208 Current Rating: 16208 + 18109 = 34317 votesCurrent Rating: 16208 + 18109 = 34317 votes 18109

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
12251 Current Rating: 12251 + 19310 = 31561 votesCurrent Rating: 12251 + 19310 = 31561 votes 19310

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
12143 Current Rating: 12143 + 11745 = 23888 votesCurrent Rating: 12143 + 11745 = 23888 votes 11745

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
20976 Current Rating: 20976 + 24175 = 45151 votesCurrent Rating: 20976 + 24175 = 45151 votes 24175

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
21455 Current Rating: 21455 + 20669 = 42124 votesCurrent Rating: 21455 + 20669 = 42124 votes 20669

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
15708 Current Rating: 15708 + 18505 = 34213 votesCurrent Rating: 15708 + 18505 = 34213 votes 18505

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
16344 Current Rating: 16344 + 16174 = 32518 votesCurrent Rating: 16344 + 16174 = 32518 votes 16174

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
12065 Current Rating: 12065 + 12749 = 24814 votesCurrent Rating: 12065 + 12749 = 24814 votes 12749

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
10876 Current Rating: 10876 + 15996 = 26872 votesCurrent Rating: 10876 + 15996 = 26872 votes 15996

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
17654 Current Rating: 17654 + 19346 = 37000 votesCurrent Rating: 17654 + 19346 = 37000 votes 19346

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
23230 Current Rating: 23230 + 25504 = 48734 votesCurrent Rating: 23230 + 25504 = 48734 votes 25504


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
18435 Current Rating: 18435 + 20110 = 38545 votesCurrent Rating: 18435 + 20110 = 38545 votes 20110

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
12155 Current Rating: 12155 + 13745 = 25900 votesCurrent Rating: 12155 + 13745 = 25900 votes 13745

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
11333 Current Rating: 11333 + 12733 = 24066 votesCurrent Rating: 11333 + 12733 = 24066 votes 12733

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
11113 Current Rating: 11113 + 14316 = 25429 votesCurrent Rating: 11113 + 14316 = 25429 votes 14316

[366] 22: You look like crap
10286 Current Rating: 10286 + 13718 = 24004 votesCurrent Rating: 10286 + 13718 = 24004 votes 13718

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
18751 Current Rating: 18751 + 19088 = 37839 votesCurrent Rating: 18751 + 19088 = 37839 votes 19088

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
19668 Current Rating: 19668 + 23049 = 42717 votesCurrent Rating: 19668 + 23049 = 42717 votes 23049

[363] 16: What happened to him?
14195 Current Rating: 14195 + 16767 = 30962 votesCurrent Rating: 14195 + 16767 = 30962 votes 16767

[362] 15: What was shopping like
10797 Current Rating: 10797 + 11137 = 21934 votesCurrent Rating: 10797 + 11137 = 21934 votes 11137

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
9641 Current Rating: 9641 + 9529 = 19170 votesCurrent Rating: 9641 + 9529 = 19170 votes 9529

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
11551 Current Rating: 11551 + 12705 = 24256 votesCurrent Rating: 11551 + 12705 = 24256 votes 12705

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
9446 Current Rating: 9446 + 12133 = 21579 votesCurrent Rating: 9446 + 12133 = 21579 votes 12133

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
13967 Current Rating: 13967 + 15690 = 29657 votesCurrent Rating: 13967 + 15690 = 29657 votes 15690

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
20124 Current Rating: 20124 + 23175 = 43299 votesCurrent Rating: 20124 + 23175 = 43299 votes 23175

[356] 3: What are you doing?
9475 Current Rating: 9475 + 9019 = 18494 votesCurrent Rating: 9475 + 9019 = 18494 votes 9019

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
11682 Current Rating: 11682 + 10986 = 22668 votesCurrent Rating: 11682 + 10986 = 22668 votes 10986

[354] 1: In the old days
11514 Current Rating: 11514 + 14039 = 25553 votesCurrent Rating: 11514 + 14039 = 25553 votes 14039


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
14727 Current Rating: 14727 + 16207 = 30934 votesCurrent Rating: 14727 + 16207 = 30934 votes 16207

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
10914 Current Rating: 10914 + 10217 = 21131 votesCurrent Rating: 10914 + 10217 = 21131 votes 10217

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
8225 Current Rating: 8225 + 7518 = 15743 votesCurrent Rating: 8225 + 7518 = 15743 votes 7518

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
8348 Current Rating: 8348 + 9474 = 17822 votesCurrent Rating: 8348 + 9474 = 17822 votes 9474

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
10215 Current Rating: 10215 + 9928 = 20143 votesCurrent Rating: 10215 + 9928 = 20143 votes 9928

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
10293 Current Rating: 10293 + 9806 = 20099 votesCurrent Rating: 10293 + 9806 = 20099 votes 9806

[347] 19: Left a bit...
9108 Current Rating: 9108 + 10671 = 19779 votesCurrent Rating: 9108 + 10671 = 19779 votes 10671

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
9528 Current Rating: 9528 + 8652 = 18180 votesCurrent Rating: 9528 + 8652 = 18180 votes 8652

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
9195 Current Rating: 9195 + 8944 = 18139 votesCurrent Rating: 9195 + 8944 = 18139 votes 8944

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
9937 Current Rating: 9937 + 12515 = 22452 votesCurrent Rating: 9937 + 12515 = 22452 votes 12515

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
11295 Current Rating: 11295 + 20205 = 31500 votesCurrent Rating: 11295 + 20205 = 31500 votes 20205

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
9018 Current Rating: 9018 + 8391 = 17409 votesCurrent Rating: 9018 + 8391 = 17409 votes 8391

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
11640 Current Rating: 11640 + 13093 = 24733 votesCurrent Rating: 11640 + 13093 = 24733 votes 13093






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