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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
7981 Current Rating: 7981 + 7288 = 15269 votesCurrent Rating: 7981 + 7288 = 15269 votes 7288

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
10470 Current Rating: 10470 + 11629 = 22099 votesCurrent Rating: 10470 + 11629 = 22099 votes 11629

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
6348 Current Rating: 6348 + 5742 = 12090 votesCurrent Rating: 6348 + 5742 = 12090 votes 5742

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
6387 Current Rating: 6387 + 5326 = 11713 votesCurrent Rating: 6387 + 5326 = 11713 votes 5326

[557] 19: Save a cow
7283 Current Rating: 7283 + 9792 = 17075 votesCurrent Rating: 7283 + 9792 = 17075 votes 9792

[556] 15: You know the idiom
19969 Current Rating: 19969 + 20747 = 40716 votesCurrent Rating: 19969 + 20747 = 40716 votes 20747

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
14932 Current Rating: 14932 + 16832 = 31764 votesCurrent Rating: 14932 + 16832 = 31764 votes 16832

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
21180 Current Rating: 21180 + 28737 = 49917 votesCurrent Rating: 21180 + 28737 = 49917 votes 28737

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
18181 Current Rating: 18181 + 19599 = 37780 votesCurrent Rating: 18181 + 19599 = 37780 votes 19599

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
24884 Current Rating: 24884 + 28644 = 53528 votesCurrent Rating: 24884 + 28644 = 53528 votes 28644

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
17266 Current Rating: 17266 + 19692 = 36958 votesCurrent Rating: 17266 + 19692 = 36958 votes 19692

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
10426 Current Rating: 10426 + 10974 = 21400 votesCurrent Rating: 10426 + 10974 = 21400 votes 10974

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
9391 Current Rating: 9391 + 10526 = 19917 votesCurrent Rating: 9391 + 10526 = 19917 votes 10526

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
8317 Current Rating: 8317 + 7536 = 15853 votesCurrent Rating: 8317 + 7536 = 15853 votes 7536

[547] 1: I think all of those people
23571 Current Rating: 23571 + 27160 = 50731 votesCurrent Rating: 23571 + 27160 = 50731 votes 27160


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
14847 Current Rating: 14847 + 17355 = 32202 votesCurrent Rating: 14847 + 17355 = 32202 votes 17355

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
9289 Current Rating: 9289 + 8390 = 17679 votesCurrent Rating: 9289 + 8390 = 17679 votes 8390

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
11105 Current Rating: 11105 + 13440 = 24545 votesCurrent Rating: 11105 + 13440 = 24545 votes 13440

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
16800 Current Rating: 16800 + 18496 = 35296 votesCurrent Rating: 16800 + 18496 = 35296 votes 18496

[542] 23: Have you noticed
9532 Current Rating: 9532 + 8550 = 18082 votesCurrent Rating: 9532 + 8550 = 18082 votes 8550

[541] 22: I canít believe it
17317 Current Rating: 17317 + 17552 = 34869 votesCurrent Rating: 17317 + 17552 = 34869 votes 17552

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
16134 Current Rating: 16134 + 16718 = 32852 votesCurrent Rating: 16134 + 16718 = 32852 votes 16718

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
25602 Current Rating: 25602 + 29255 = 54857 votesCurrent Rating: 25602 + 29255 = 54857 votes 29255

[538] 17: A real man
9971 Current Rating: 9971 + 11115 = 21086 votesCurrent Rating: 9971 + 11115 = 21086 votes 11115

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
19069 Current Rating: 19069 + 20945 = 40014 votesCurrent Rating: 19069 + 20945 = 40014 votes 20945

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
10103 Current Rating: 10103 + 11459 = 21562 votesCurrent Rating: 10103 + 11459 = 21562 votes 11459

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
20388 Current Rating: 20388 + 22866 = 43254 votesCurrent Rating: 20388 + 22866 = 43254 votes 22866

[534] 11: Thanks Google
19429 Current Rating: 19429 + 21608 = 41037 votesCurrent Rating: 19429 + 21608 = 41037 votes 21608

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
17605 Current Rating: 17605 + 19662 = 37267 votesCurrent Rating: 17605 + 19662 = 37267 votes 19662

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
15587 Current Rating: 15587 + 17403 = 32990 votesCurrent Rating: 15587 + 17403 = 32990 votes 17403

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
5965 Current Rating: 5965 + 5383 = 11348 votesCurrent Rating: 5965 + 5383 = 11348 votes 5383

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
5657 Current Rating: 5657 + 4784 = 10441 votesCurrent Rating: 5657 + 4784 = 10441 votes 4784

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
7296 Current Rating: 7296 + 6639 = 13935 votesCurrent Rating: 7296 + 6639 = 13935 votes 6639

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
5397 Current Rating: 5397 + 6196 = 11593 votesCurrent Rating: 5397 + 6196 = 11593 votes 6196

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
5417 Current Rating: 5417 + 4634 = 10051 votesCurrent Rating: 5417 + 4634 = 10051 votes 4634

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
5014 Current Rating: 5014 + 4303 = 9317 votesCurrent Rating: 5014 + 4303 = 9317 votes 4303


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
5825 Current Rating: 5825 + 4591 = 10416 votesCurrent Rating: 5825 + 4591 = 10416 votes 4591

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
5793 Current Rating: 5793 + 6776 = 12569 votesCurrent Rating: 5793 + 6776 = 12569 votes 6776

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
6249 Current Rating: 6249 + 5980 = 12229 votesCurrent Rating: 6249 + 5980 = 12229 votes 5980

[522] 26: Hey babe
5952 Current Rating: 5952 + 5737 = 11689 votesCurrent Rating: 5952 + 5737 = 11689 votes 5737

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
9138 Current Rating: 9138 + 8822 = 17960 votesCurrent Rating: 9138 + 8822 = 17960 votes 8822

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
10630 Current Rating: 10630 + 12207 = 22837 votesCurrent Rating: 10630 + 12207 = 22837 votes 12207

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
28558 Current Rating: 28558 + 29206 = 57764 votesCurrent Rating: 28558 + 29206 = 57764 votes 29206

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
13210 Current Rating: 13210 + 15316 = 28526 votesCurrent Rating: 13210 + 15316 = 28526 votes 15316

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
16592 Current Rating: 16592 + 18905 = 35497 votesCurrent Rating: 16592 + 18905 = 35497 votes 18905

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
14701 Current Rating: 14701 + 17213 = 31914 votesCurrent Rating: 14701 + 17213 = 31914 votes 17213

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
31237 Current Rating: 31237 + 31405 = 62642 votesCurrent Rating: 31237 + 31405 = 62642 votes 31405

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
46171 Current Rating: 46171 + 47968 = 94139 votesCurrent Rating: 46171 + 47968 = 94139 votes 47968

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
28740 Current Rating: 28740 + 28755 = 57495 votesCurrent Rating: 28740 + 28755 = 57495 votes 28755

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
16570 Current Rating: 16570 + 17891 = 34461 votesCurrent Rating: 16570 + 17891 = 34461 votes 17891

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
30857 Current Rating: 30857 + 32378 = 63235 votesCurrent Rating: 30857 + 32378 = 63235 votes 32378

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
6056 Current Rating: 6056 + 5197 = 11253 votesCurrent Rating: 6056 + 5197 = 11253 votes 5197

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
33094 Current Rating: 33094 + 39782 = 72876 votesCurrent Rating: 33094 + 39782 = 72876 votes 39782

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
9570 Current Rating: 9570 + 11020 = 20590 votesCurrent Rating: 9570 + 11020 = 20590 votes 11020

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
17188 Current Rating: 17188 + 19349 = 36537 votesCurrent Rating: 17188 + 19349 = 36537 votes 19349

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
13760 Current Rating: 13760 + 15363 = 29123 votesCurrent Rating: 13760 + 15363 = 29123 votes 15363

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
12352 Current Rating: 12352 + 13309 = 25661 votesCurrent Rating: 12352 + 13309 = 25661 votes 13309


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
32190 Current Rating: 32190 + 34229 = 66419 votesCurrent Rating: 32190 + 34229 = 66419 votes 34229

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
8177 Current Rating: 8177 + 7342 = 15519 votesCurrent Rating: 8177 + 7342 = 15519 votes 7342

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
7555 Current Rating: 7555 + 8302 = 15857 votesCurrent Rating: 7555 + 8302 = 15857 votes 8302

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
11992 Current Rating: 11992 + 14265 = 26257 votesCurrent Rating: 11992 + 14265 = 26257 votes 14265

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
9678 Current Rating: 9678 + 11280 = 20958 votesCurrent Rating: 9678 + 11280 = 20958 votes 11280

[499] 23: You need to cut down
10304 Current Rating: 10304 + 12241 = 22545 votesCurrent Rating: 10304 + 12241 = 22545 votes 12241

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
7775 Current Rating: 7775 + 6916 = 14691 votesCurrent Rating: 7775 + 6916 = 14691 votes 6916

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
9318 Current Rating: 9318 + 8429 = 17747 votesCurrent Rating: 9318 + 8429 = 17747 votes 8429

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
8773 Current Rating: 8773 + 7785 = 16558 votesCurrent Rating: 8773 + 7785 = 16558 votes 7785

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
18791 Current Rating: 18791 + 23338 = 42129 votesCurrent Rating: 18791 + 23338 = 42129 votes 23338

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
18400 Current Rating: 18400 + 19707 = 38107 votesCurrent Rating: 18400 + 19707 = 38107 votes 19707

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
13042 Current Rating: 13042 + 14806 = 27848 votesCurrent Rating: 13042 + 14806 = 27848 votes 14806

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
12336 Current Rating: 12336 + 13374 = 25710 votesCurrent Rating: 12336 + 13374 = 25710 votes 13374

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
12073 Current Rating: 12073 + 12541 = 24614 votesCurrent Rating: 12073 + 12541 = 24614 votes 12541

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
10349 Current Rating: 10349 + 12192 = 22541 votesCurrent Rating: 10349 + 12192 = 22541 votes 12192

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
25916 Current Rating: 25916 + 27622 = 53538 votesCurrent Rating: 25916 + 27622 = 53538 votes 27622

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
16944 Current Rating: 16944 + 18068 = 35012 votesCurrent Rating: 16944 + 18068 = 35012 votes 18068

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
13349 Current Rating: 13349 + 15209 = 28558 votesCurrent Rating: 13349 + 15209 = 28558 votes 15209

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
14511 Current Rating: 14511 + 16411 = 30922 votesCurrent Rating: 14511 + 16411 = 30922 votes 16411

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
15183 Current Rating: 15183 + 17359 = 32542 votesCurrent Rating: 15183 + 17359 = 32542 votes 17359

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
35250 Current Rating: 35250 + 38719 = 73969 votesCurrent Rating: 35250 + 38719 = 73969 votes 38719

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
13592 Current Rating: 13592 + 15508 = 29100 votesCurrent Rating: 13592 + 15508 = 29100 votes 15508


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
14908 Current Rating: 14908 + 17047 = 31955 votesCurrent Rating: 14908 + 17047 = 31955 votes 17047

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
16629 Current Rating: 16629 + 17161 = 33790 votesCurrent Rating: 16629 + 17161 = 33790 votes 17161

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
17523 Current Rating: 17523 + 17877 = 35400 votesCurrent Rating: 17523 + 17877 = 35400 votes 17877

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
30819 Current Rating: 30819 + 32234 = 63053 votesCurrent Rating: 30819 + 32234 = 63053 votes 32234

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
17694 Current Rating: 17694 + 18309 = 36003 votesCurrent Rating: 17694 + 18309 = 36003 votes 18309

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
37297 Current Rating: 37297 + 40835 = 78132 votesCurrent Rating: 37297 + 40835 = 78132 votes 40835

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
15005 Current Rating: 15005 + 16615 = 31620 votesCurrent Rating: 15005 + 16615 = 31620 votes 16615

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
14863 Current Rating: 14863 + 16765 = 31628 votesCurrent Rating: 14863 + 16765 = 31628 votes 16765

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
31330 Current Rating: 31330 + 32643 = 63973 votesCurrent Rating: 31330 + 32643 = 63973 votes 32643

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
14131 Current Rating: 14131 + 15973 = 30104 votesCurrent Rating: 14131 + 15973 = 30104 votes 15973

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
18956 Current Rating: 18956 + 18579 = 37535 votesCurrent Rating: 18956 + 18579 = 37535 votes 18579

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
16548 Current Rating: 16548 + 17839 = 34387 votesCurrent Rating: 16548 + 17839 = 34387 votes 17839

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
16510 Current Rating: 16510 + 17573 = 34083 votesCurrent Rating: 16510 + 17573 = 34083 votes 17573

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
11231 Current Rating: 11231 + 12820 = 24051 votesCurrent Rating: 11231 + 12820 = 24051 votes 12820

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
9954 Current Rating: 9954 + 11160 = 21114 votesCurrent Rating: 9954 + 11160 = 21114 votes 11160

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
9940 Current Rating: 9940 + 11276 = 21216 votesCurrent Rating: 9940 + 11276 = 21216 votes 11276

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
13542 Current Rating: 13542 + 14599 = 28141 votesCurrent Rating: 13542 + 14599 = 28141 votes 14599

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
9709 Current Rating: 9709 + 10481 = 20190 votesCurrent Rating: 9709 + 10481 = 20190 votes 10481

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
8697 Current Rating: 8697 + 8122 = 16819 votesCurrent Rating: 8697 + 8122 = 16819 votes 8122

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
9209 Current Rating: 9209 + 11330 = 20539 votesCurrent Rating: 9209 + 11330 = 20539 votes 11330

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
18802 Current Rating: 18802 + 20956 = 39758 votesCurrent Rating: 18802 + 20956 = 39758 votes 20956


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
15087 Current Rating: 15087 + 16901 = 31988 votesCurrent Rating: 15087 + 16901 = 31988 votes 16901

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
8591 Current Rating: 8591 + 10271 = 18862 votesCurrent Rating: 8591 + 10271 = 18862 votes 10271

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
5808 Current Rating: 5808 + 6542 = 12350 votesCurrent Rating: 5808 + 6542 = 12350 votes 6542

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
8284 Current Rating: 8284 + 10726 = 19010 votesCurrent Rating: 8284 + 10726 = 19010 votes 10726

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
7208 Current Rating: 7208 + 9660 = 16868 votesCurrent Rating: 7208 + 9660 = 16868 votes 9660

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
10250 Current Rating: 10250 + 11293 = 21543 votesCurrent Rating: 10250 + 11293 = 21543 votes 11293

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
8660 Current Rating: 8660 + 9743 = 18403 votesCurrent Rating: 8660 + 9743 = 18403 votes 9743

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
5724 Current Rating: 5724 + 5184 = 10908 votesCurrent Rating: 5724 + 5184 = 10908 votes 5184

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
7467 Current Rating: 7467 + 10256 = 17723 votesCurrent Rating: 7467 + 10256 = 17723 votes 10256

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
6742 Current Rating: 6742 + 5749 = 12491 votesCurrent Rating: 6742 + 5749 = 12491 votes 5749

[451] 15: You women are so vain
5123 Current Rating: 5123 + 3997 = 9120 votesCurrent Rating: 5123 + 3997 = 9120 votes 3997

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
8114 Current Rating: 8114 + 9875 = 17989 votesCurrent Rating: 8114 + 9875 = 17989 votes 9875

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
7272 Current Rating: 7272 + 8031 = 15303 votesCurrent Rating: 7272 + 8031 = 15303 votes 8031

[448] 12: Sheís hot
9506 Current Rating: 9506 + 10238 = 19744 votesCurrent Rating: 9506 + 10238 = 19744 votes 10238

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
7593 Current Rating: 7593 + 6992 = 14585 votesCurrent Rating: 7593 + 6992 = 14585 votes 6992

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
5893 Current Rating: 5893 + 6694 = 12587 votesCurrent Rating: 5893 + 6694 = 12587 votes 6694

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
11082 Current Rating: 11082 + 13088 = 24170 votesCurrent Rating: 11082 + 13088 = 24170 votes 13088

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
5898 Current Rating: 5898 + 5174 = 11072 votesCurrent Rating: 5898 + 5174 = 11072 votes 5174

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
8901 Current Rating: 8901 + 9633 = 18534 votesCurrent Rating: 8901 + 9633 = 18534 votes 9633

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
9334 Current Rating: 9334 + 10988 = 20322 votesCurrent Rating: 9334 + 10988 = 20322 votes 10988

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
21611 Current Rating: 21611 + 24389 = 46000 votesCurrent Rating: 21611 + 24389 = 46000 votes 24389


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
6788 Current Rating: 6788 + 5988 = 12776 votesCurrent Rating: 6788 + 5988 = 12776 votes 5988

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
9070 Current Rating: 9070 + 11330 = 20400 votesCurrent Rating: 9070 + 11330 = 20400 votes 11330

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
3596 Current Rating: 3596 + 3917 = 7513 votesCurrent Rating: 3596 + 3917 = 7513 votes 3917

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
42751 Current Rating: 42751 + 43518 = 86269 votesCurrent Rating: 42751 + 43518 = 86269 votes 43518

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
19803 Current Rating: 19803 + 22021 = 41824 votesCurrent Rating: 19803 + 22021 = 41824 votes 22021

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
5894 Current Rating: 5894 + 6804 = 12698 votesCurrent Rating: 5894 + 6804 = 12698 votes 6804

[434] 21: If you went camping
6909 Current Rating: 6909 + 6319 = 13228 votesCurrent Rating: 6909 + 6319 = 13228 votes 6319

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
23020 Current Rating: 23020 + 31369 = 54389 votesCurrent Rating: 23020 + 31369 = 54389 votes 31369

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
19196 Current Rating: 19196 + 26725 = 45921 votesCurrent Rating: 19196 + 26725 = 45921 votes 26725

[431] 14: I saw a news program
8410 Current Rating: 8410 + 9045 = 17455 votesCurrent Rating: 8410 + 9045 = 17455 votes 9045

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
7698 Current Rating: 7698 + 9091 = 16789 votesCurrent Rating: 7698 + 9091 = 16789 votes 9091

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
5671 Current Rating: 5671 + 5025 = 10696 votesCurrent Rating: 5671 + 5025 = 10696 votes 5025

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
8200 Current Rating: 8200 + 11423 = 19623 votesCurrent Rating: 8200 + 11423 = 19623 votes 11423

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
7152 Current Rating: 7152 + 9106 = 16258 votesCurrent Rating: 7152 + 9106 = 16258 votes 9106

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
5829 Current Rating: 5829 + 4920 = 10749 votesCurrent Rating: 5829 + 4920 = 10749 votes 4920

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
16660 Current Rating: 16660 + 16975 = 33635 votesCurrent Rating: 16660 + 16975 = 33635 votes 16975

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
5608 Current Rating: 5608 + 6493 = 12101 votesCurrent Rating: 5608 + 6493 = 12101 votes 6493

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
6953 Current Rating: 6953 + 6729 = 13682 votesCurrent Rating: 6953 + 6729 = 13682 votes 6729

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
6718 Current Rating: 6718 + 9012 = 15730 votesCurrent Rating: 6718 + 9012 = 15730 votes 9012


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
7061 Current Rating: 7061 + 6399 = 13460 votesCurrent Rating: 7061 + 6399 = 13460 votes 6399

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
7590 Current Rating: 7590 + 9501 = 17091 votesCurrent Rating: 7590 + 9501 = 17091 votes 9501

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3352 = 7194 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3352 = 7194 votes 3352

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
7038 Current Rating: 7038 + 8899 = 15937 votesCurrent Rating: 7038 + 8899 = 15937 votes 8899

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
6741 Current Rating: 6741 + 5883 = 12624 votesCurrent Rating: 6741 + 5883 = 12624 votes 5883

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
7137 Current Rating: 7137 + 8941 = 16078 votesCurrent Rating: 7137 + 8941 = 16078 votes 8941

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
9822 Current Rating: 9822 + 12519 = 22341 votesCurrent Rating: 9822 + 12519 = 22341 votes 12519

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
12166 Current Rating: 12166 + 14175 = 26341 votesCurrent Rating: 12166 + 14175 = 26341 votes 14175

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
11953 Current Rating: 11953 + 13767 = 25720 votesCurrent Rating: 11953 + 13767 = 25720 votes 13767

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
7415 Current Rating: 7415 + 6408 = 13823 votesCurrent Rating: 7415 + 6408 = 13823 votes 6408

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
6797 Current Rating: 6797 + 5966 = 12763 votesCurrent Rating: 6797 + 5966 = 12763 votes 5966

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
11425 Current Rating: 11425 + 12967 = 24392 votesCurrent Rating: 11425 + 12967 = 24392 votes 12967

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
7676 Current Rating: 7676 + 6808 = 14484 votesCurrent Rating: 7676 + 6808 = 14484 votes 6808

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
7665 Current Rating: 7665 + 6709 = 14374 votesCurrent Rating: 7665 + 6709 = 14374 votes 6709

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
9062 Current Rating: 9062 + 10730 = 19792 votesCurrent Rating: 9062 + 10730 = 19792 votes 10730

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
7715 Current Rating: 7715 + 7972 = 15687 votesCurrent Rating: 7715 + 7972 = 15687 votes 7972

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
18215 Current Rating: 18215 + 20013 = 38228 votesCurrent Rating: 18215 + 20013 = 38228 votes 20013

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
8352 Current Rating: 8352 + 9061 = 17413 votesCurrent Rating: 8352 + 9061 = 17413 votes 9061

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
4807 Current Rating: 4807 + 6734 = 11541 votesCurrent Rating: 4807 + 6734 = 11541 votes 6734

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
7426 Current Rating: 7426 + 8750 = 16176 votesCurrent Rating: 7426 + 8750 = 16176 votes 8750


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
17737 Current Rating: 17737 + 18786 = 36523 votesCurrent Rating: 17737 + 18786 = 36523 votes 18786

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
14210 Current Rating: 14210 + 14634 = 28844 votesCurrent Rating: 14210 + 14634 = 28844 votes 14634

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
7503 Current Rating: 7503 + 8249 = 15752 votesCurrent Rating: 7503 + 8249 = 15752 votes 8249

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
17179 Current Rating: 17179 + 19282 = 36461 votesCurrent Rating: 17179 + 19282 = 36461 votes 19282

[397] 15: I Love you
41601 Current Rating: 41601 + 42496 = 84097 votesCurrent Rating: 41601 + 42496 = 84097 votes 42496

[396] 14: Hey, come on
9417 Current Rating: 9417 + 10738 = 20155 votesCurrent Rating: 9417 + 10738 = 20155 votes 10738

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
62180 Current Rating: 62180 + 64520 = 126700 votesCurrent Rating: 62180 + 64520 = 126700 votes 64520

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
7312 Current Rating: 7312 + 9155 = 16467 votesCurrent Rating: 7312 + 9155 = 16467 votes 9155

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
7067 Current Rating: 7067 + 8920 = 15987 votesCurrent Rating: 7067 + 8920 = 15987 votes 8920

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
8089 Current Rating: 8089 + 7223 = 15312 votesCurrent Rating: 8089 + 7223 = 15312 votes 7223

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
7123 Current Rating: 7123 + 7193 = 14316 votesCurrent Rating: 7123 + 7193 = 14316 votes 7193

[390] 4: What are you doing?
7620 Current Rating: 7620 + 8518 = 16138 votesCurrent Rating: 7620 + 8518 = 16138 votes 8518

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
12527 Current Rating: 12527 + 13828 = 26355 votesCurrent Rating: 12527 + 13828 = 26355 votes 13828


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
9395 Current Rating: 9395 + 10250 = 19645 votesCurrent Rating: 9395 + 10250 = 19645 votes 10250

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
7668 Current Rating: 7668 + 6969 = 14637 votesCurrent Rating: 7668 + 6969 = 14637 votes 6969

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
20523 Current Rating: 20523 + 22330 = 42853 votesCurrent Rating: 20523 + 22330 = 42853 votes 22330

[385] 25: Can you please call security
13285 Current Rating: 13285 + 15874 = 29159 votesCurrent Rating: 13285 + 15874 = 29159 votes 15874

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
6727 Current Rating: 6727 + 5849 = 12576 votesCurrent Rating: 6727 + 5849 = 12576 votes 5849

[383] 23: This book says
7864 Current Rating: 7864 + 8676 = 16540 votesCurrent Rating: 7864 + 8676 = 16540 votes 8676

[382] 22: Tell your mother
8340 Current Rating: 8340 + 10186 = 18526 votesCurrent Rating: 8340 + 10186 = 18526 votes 10186

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
14206 Current Rating: 14206 + 16001 = 30207 votesCurrent Rating: 14206 + 16001 = 30207 votes 16001

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
8660 Current Rating: 8660 + 10509 = 19169 votesCurrent Rating: 8660 + 10509 = 19169 votes 10509

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
7858 Current Rating: 7858 + 6896 = 14754 votesCurrent Rating: 7858 + 6896 = 14754 votes 6896

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
18575 Current Rating: 18575 + 21755 = 40330 votesCurrent Rating: 18575 + 21755 = 40330 votes 21755

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
17588 Current Rating: 17588 + 18527 = 36115 votesCurrent Rating: 17588 + 18527 = 36115 votes 18527

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
13459 Current Rating: 13459 + 16330 = 29789 votesCurrent Rating: 13459 + 16330 = 29789 votes 16330

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
11286 Current Rating: 11286 + 13267 = 24553 votesCurrent Rating: 11286 + 13267 = 24553 votes 13267

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
10034 Current Rating: 10034 + 10784 = 20818 votesCurrent Rating: 10034 + 10784 = 20818 votes 10784

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
8232 Current Rating: 8232 + 9519 = 17751 votesCurrent Rating: 8232 + 9519 = 17751 votes 9519

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
14421 Current Rating: 14421 + 16069 = 30490 votesCurrent Rating: 14421 + 16069 = 30490 votes 16069

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
19431 Current Rating: 19431 + 21798 = 41229 votesCurrent Rating: 19431 + 21798 = 41229 votes 21798


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
15095 Current Rating: 15095 + 16818 = 31913 votesCurrent Rating: 15095 + 16818 = 31913 votes 16818

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
9916 Current Rating: 9916 + 11543 = 21459 votesCurrent Rating: 9916 + 11543 = 21459 votes 11543

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
9114 Current Rating: 9114 + 10534 = 19648 votesCurrent Rating: 9114 + 10534 = 19648 votes 10534

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
8273 Current Rating: 8273 + 10641 = 18914 votesCurrent Rating: 8273 + 10641 = 18914 votes 10641

[366] 22: You look like crap
8357 Current Rating: 8357 + 9916 = 18273 votesCurrent Rating: 8357 + 9916 = 18273 votes 9916

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
16981 Current Rating: 16981 + 17161 = 34142 votesCurrent Rating: 16981 + 17161 = 34142 votes 17161

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
17519 Current Rating: 17519 + 20971 = 38490 votesCurrent Rating: 17519 + 20971 = 38490 votes 20971

[363] 16: What happened to him?
11566 Current Rating: 11566 + 14287 = 25853 votesCurrent Rating: 11566 + 14287 = 25853 votes 14287

[362] 15: What was shopping like
6922 Current Rating: 6922 + 7184 = 14106 votesCurrent Rating: 6922 + 7184 = 14106 votes 7184

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
7456 Current Rating: 7456 + 7215 = 14671 votesCurrent Rating: 7456 + 7215 = 14671 votes 7215

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
9433 Current Rating: 9433 + 10659 = 20092 votesCurrent Rating: 9433 + 10659 = 20092 votes 10659

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
7604 Current Rating: 7604 + 10160 = 17764 votesCurrent Rating: 7604 + 10160 = 17764 votes 10160

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
8502 Current Rating: 8502 + 7476 = 15978 votesCurrent Rating: 8502 + 7476 = 15978 votes 7476

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
17390 Current Rating: 17390 + 20360 = 37750 votesCurrent Rating: 17390 + 20360 = 37750 votes 20360

[356] 3: What are you doing?
7240 Current Rating: 7240 + 6745 = 13985 votesCurrent Rating: 7240 + 6745 = 13985 votes 6745

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
7400 Current Rating: 7400 + 6804 = 14204 votesCurrent Rating: 7400 + 6804 = 14204 votes 6804

[354] 1: In the old days
9173 Current Rating: 9173 + 11062 = 20235 votesCurrent Rating: 9173 + 11062 = 20235 votes 11062


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
12056 Current Rating: 12056 + 13553 = 25609 votesCurrent Rating: 12056 + 13553 = 25609 votes 13553

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
8071 Current Rating: 8071 + 7323 = 15394 votesCurrent Rating: 8071 + 7323 = 15394 votes 7323

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
6382 Current Rating: 6382 + 5651 = 12033 votesCurrent Rating: 6382 + 5651 = 12033 votes 5651

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
6795 Current Rating: 6795 + 7710 = 14505 votesCurrent Rating: 6795 + 7710 = 14505 votes 7710

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
7656 Current Rating: 7656 + 6674 = 14330 votesCurrent Rating: 7656 + 6674 = 14330 votes 6674

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
7395 Current Rating: 7395 + 6886 = 14281 votesCurrent Rating: 7395 + 6886 = 14281 votes 6886

[347] 19: Left a bit...
7415 Current Rating: 7415 + 8376 = 15791 votesCurrent Rating: 7415 + 8376 = 15791 votes 8376

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
7113 Current Rating: 7113 + 6276 = 13389 votesCurrent Rating: 7113 + 6276 = 13389 votes 6276

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
6797 Current Rating: 6797 + 6183 = 12980 votesCurrent Rating: 6797 + 6183 = 12980 votes 6183

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
7873 Current Rating: 7873 + 10466 = 18339 votesCurrent Rating: 7873 + 10466 = 18339 votes 10466

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
8512 Current Rating: 8512 + 9674 = 18186 votesCurrent Rating: 8512 + 9674 = 18186 votes 9674

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
6550 Current Rating: 6550 + 5948 = 12498 votesCurrent Rating: 6550 + 5948 = 12498 votes 5948

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
8491 Current Rating: 8491 + 8277 = 16768 votesCurrent Rating: 8491 + 8277 = 16768 votes 8277






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