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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
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[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
9014 10288
[559] 21: It is so hard for women
5216 4800
[558] 20: Give me a double anything
5252 4374
[557] 19: Save a cow
5896 8601
[556] 15: You know the idiom
18127 19108
[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
13068 15012
[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
18983 26844
[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
15851 17555
[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
22691 26655
[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
15288 18029
[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
9087 9809
[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
8246 9552
[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
6795 6191
[547] 1: I think all of those people
21318 25087
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Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
12973 15513
[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
8108 7340
[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
9686 12098
[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
15019 17004
[542] 23: Have you noticed
8074 7246
[541] 22: I can’t believe it
15463 15996
[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
14178 14946
[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
23365 27171
[538] 17: A real man
8636 9990
[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
17232 19345
[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
8629 10140
[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
18795 21534
[534] 11: Thanks Google
17704 20114
[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
15941 18352
[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
13572 15585
[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
4655 4268
[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
4189 3541
[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
5925 5434
[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
4024 5002
[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
3720 3104
[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
3633 3036
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Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
3883 3150
[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
4247 5449
[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
4659 4595
[522] 26: Hey babe
4629 4591
[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
7601 7497
[520] 24: My wife is so fat
9359 11099
[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
27081 27936
[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
11595 13725
[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
14717 17335
[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
12752 15384
[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
29558 29942
[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
44593 46575
[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
27002 27171
[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
14287 15858
[511] 11: What the hell!?!
29327 31087
[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
4379 3754
[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in
31011 37811
[508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident
8325 9905
[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
15039 17518
[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
11967 13596
[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
10274 11261
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Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here
30769 33007
[503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely
6958 6295
[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
6227 7227
[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong?
10037 12326
[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
8278 10031
[499] 23: You need to cut down
8759 10847
[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
6461 5782
[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
7871 7123
[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
7138 6293
[495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me
15859 20963
[494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel
16349 17998
[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
11383 13196
[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
10634 11701
[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
10272 10777
[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
9343 11370
[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
23934 25881
[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
14834 16263
[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
11881 13767
[486] 6: I’m ready, we can go
12223 14182
[485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful
13294 15601
[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
33813 37502
[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
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Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
12982 15238
[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
14954 15782
[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
15629 16374
[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
29491 31140
[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
15584 16526
[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
35706 39450
[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
13378 15151
[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
13032 15049
[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
29739 31254
[473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months
12187 14064
[472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town
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[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
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[470] 15: Now that we’re engaged
14290 15587
[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
9690 11334
[468] 11: I think I’m getting old
7951 9369
[467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt
8771 10236
[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
12044 13194
[465] 4: I discovered three things today
8236 9217
[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
7259 6827
[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
8035 10315
[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
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Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
13278 15215
[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
7065 8943
[459] 27: Good morning Professor
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[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
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[457] 25: I realised that my wife
5927 8591
[456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
8968 10187
[455] 21: We are gathered here today
7319 8600
[454] 20: You look flipping angry
4389 4030
[453] 19: That’s just disgusting ...
5886 8823
[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
5140 4369
[451] 15: You women are so vain
3894 2976
[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
6499 8446
[449] 13: So you’re crying again
5713 6609
[448] 12: She’s hot
8294 9128
[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
6353 5786
[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
4923 5801
[445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support
9567 11646
[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
4885 4229
[443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour
7478 8318
[442] 4: A woman marries a man
8213 9958
[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
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Jun 2011
[440] 29: I’m really not happy
5434 4715
[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
7987 10327
[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
2263 2598
[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
41481 42311
[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
18370 20661
[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
4853 5877
[434] 21: If you went camping
5626 5140
[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
16029 24882
[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
16748 24758
[431] 14: I saw a news program
7155 7888
[430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere
6396 7859
[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
4671 4112
[428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible
6978 10299
[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
5751 7722
[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
4837 4043
[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
15038 15443
[424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot
4653 5636
[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
5658 5509
[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
5748 8112
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May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
5741 5124
[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
6316 8269
[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 3348
[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
5907 7839
[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
5511 4697
[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
5947 7863
[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
8732 11500
[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
10951 13000
[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
10711 12575
[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
6057 5121
[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
5762 5014
[410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today
10238 11884
[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
6407 5545
[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
6546 5616
[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
7748 9497
[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
6737 7055
[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
16829 18633
[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
6995 7821
[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
3619 5610
[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
6254 7704
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Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support
16363 17494
[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
12757 13251
[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
6353 7166
[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
15637 17755
[397] 15: I Love you
40270 41240
[396] 14: Hey, come on
8377 9792
[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
61311 63702
[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
6122 8034
[393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant!
6185 8080
[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
6693 5896
[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
5950 4995
[390] 4: What are you doing?
6725 7713
[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
10953 12290
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Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
8025 8959
[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
6241 5604
[386] 28: I’m always amazed
18929 20770
[385] 25: Can you please call security
11893 14533
[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
5688 4875
[383] 23: This book says
6617 7475
[382] 22: Tell your mother
6707 8667
[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
12960 14762
[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
7607 9488
[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
6814 5918
[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
17210 20399
[377] 11: To be happy with a man
16515 17522
[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
12180 15082
[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
9770 11767
[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
8904 9757
[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
6887 8310
[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
13041 14734
[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
18282 20657
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Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
13664 15414
[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
8801 10490
[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
7897 9400
[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
7033 9480
[366] 22: You look like crap
7224 8826
[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
15821 16050
[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
16224 19721
[363] 16: What happened to him?
9973 12803
[362] 15: What was shopping like
5947 6265
[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
6319 6175
[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about
8355 9677
[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
6737 9348
[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
7228 6326
[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
15831 18785
[356] 3: What are you doing?
6018 5575
[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
6184 5623
[354] 1: In the old days
7983 9942
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Jan 2011
[353] 31: What’s the difference between
10623 12177
[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
6597 5969
[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
5336 4676
[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
5899 6890
[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
6374 5501
[348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink?
6277 5822
[347] 19: Left a bit...
6573 7587
[346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now
5790 5035
[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
5670 5122
[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
6752 9392
[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
7357 8618
[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
5320 4824
[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
7014 6905
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