Faceless
The Second Collection
NOW AVAILABLE
|
| | Archives: 2020 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014
2013 2012 2011 2010 2009
Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
7301    6618
[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
9795 10952
[559] 21: It is so hard for women
5954 5351
[558] 20: Give me a double anything
5996 4952
[557] 19: Save a cow
6697 9224
[556] 15: You know the idiom
19290 20059
[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
14328 16183
[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
20592 28129
[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
17419 18819
[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
24157 27897
[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
16639 19060
[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
9849 10401
[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
8923 10076
[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
7586 6829
[547] 1: I think all of those people
22761 26332
| |
Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
14280 16752
[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
8798 7912
[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
10637 12966
[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
16301 17969
[542] 23: Have you noticed
8848 7877
[541] 22: I can’t believe it
16762 16964
[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
15512 16077
[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
24824 28446
[538] 17: A real man
9401 10567
[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
18447 20318
[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
9413 10761
[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
19883 22372
[534] 11: Thanks Google
18880 21019
[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
17220 19267
[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
14914 16732
[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
5437 4869
[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
5042 4176
[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
6711 6052
[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
4851 5638
[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
4681 3901
[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
4461 3766
| | |
Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
5217 4028
[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
5155 6155
[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
5531 5283
[522] 26: Hey babe
5409 5182
[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
8420 8142
[520] 24: My wife is so fat
10048 11653
[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
28067 28708
[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
12735 14814
[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
16032 18338
[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
14141 16666
[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
30587 30767
[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
45514 47316
[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
28070 28085
[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
15808 17138
[511] 11: What the hell!?!
30452 31990
[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
5306 4476
[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in
32387 39084
[508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident
9058 10511
[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
16457 18613
[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
13197 14759
[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
11589 12539
| |
Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here
31808 33835
[503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely
7652 6830
[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
7015 7791
[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong?
11260 13522
[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
9106 10702
[499] 23: You need to cut down
9581 11501
[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
7230 6357
[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
8634 7777
[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
8003 7023
[495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me
18048 22592
[494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel
17766 19042
[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
12525 14303
[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
11822 12842
[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
11467 11940
[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
9944 11839
[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
25186 26922
[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
16202 17321
[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
12977 14818
[486] 6: I’m ready, we can go
13767 15630
[485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful
14614 16793
[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
34782 38260
[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
13050 14957
| | |
Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
14373 16520
[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
16236 16762
[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
16966 17343
[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
30426 31849
[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
17028 17631
[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
36753 40299
[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
14561 16192
[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
14296 16202
[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
30789 32116
[473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months
13441 15238
[472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town
18374 17999
[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
15809 17088
[470] 15: Now that we’re engaged
15764 16819
[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
10715 12303
[468] 11: I think I’m getting old
9246 10513
[467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt
9476 10819
[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
13138 14189
[465] 4: I discovered three things today
9051 9853
[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
8121 7546
[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
8726 10858
[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
18293 20460
| |
Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
14530 16347
[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
7898 9591
[459] 27: Good morning Professor
5245 5987
[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
7642 10086
[457] 25: I realised that my wife
6712 9175
[456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
9713 10769
[455] 21: We are gathered here today
8111 9227
[454] 20: You look flipping angry
5252 4722
[453] 19: That’s just disgusting ...
6753 9538
[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
6071 5100
[451] 15: You women are so vain
4715 3600
[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
7392 9170
[449] 13: So you’re crying again
6558 7312
[448] 12: She’s hot
8932 9703
[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
6989 6381
[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
5495 6314
[445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support
10325 12352
[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
5482 4768
[443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour
8165 8938
[442] 4: A woman marries a man
8810 10481
[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
20963 23738
| | |
Jun 2011
[440] 29: I’m really not happy
6110 5319
[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
8541 10837
[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
3049 3342
[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
42376 43106
[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
19216 21432
[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
5487 6427
[434] 21: If you went camping
6326 5731
[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
18221 26527
[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
18668 26167
[431] 14: I saw a news program
7805 8474
[430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere
7062 8467
[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
5284 4642
[428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible
7606 10846
[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
6468 8418
[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
5431 4543
[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
15899 16238
[424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot
5232 6119
[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
6333 6117
[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
6338 8636
| |
May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
6436 5761
[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
6970 8874
[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 3348
[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
6506 8377
[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
6162 5293
[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
6608 8472
[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
9277 12007
[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
11711 13698
[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
11476 13280
[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
6752 5755
[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
6328 5510
[410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today
11038 12560
[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
7039 6161
[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
7130 6157
[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
8379 10083
[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
7298 7557
[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
17617 19385
[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
7689 8440
[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
4327 6245
[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
6850 8207
| | |
Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support
17152 18220
[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
13581 13998
[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
6964 7716
[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
16463 18534
[397] 15: I Love you
41003 41888
[396] 14: Hey, come on
8926 10289
[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
61807 64147
[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
6751 8592
[393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant!
6692 8550
[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
7371 6505
[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
6577 6655
[390] 4: What are you doing?
7226 8150
[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
11804 13100
| |
Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
8685 9566
[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
6918 6232
[386] 28: I’m always amazed
19797 21577
[385] 25: Can you please call security
12703 15296
[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
6258 5385
[383] 23: This book says
7251 8053
[382] 22: Tell your mother
7641 9498
[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
13658 15435
[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
8158 10013
[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
7374 6432
[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
17997 21155
[377] 11: To be happy with a man
17184 18143
[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
12907 15770
[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
10537 12506
[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
9488 10273
[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
7674 8993
[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
13876 15503
[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
18964 21310
| | |
Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
14455 16173
[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
9367 11001
[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
8493 9938
[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
7684 10080
[366] 22: You look like crap
7807 9350
[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
16500 16681
[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
16970 20422
[363] 16: What happened to him?
10832 13590
[362] 15: What was shopping like
6535 6784
[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
6908 6679
[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about
8923 10168
[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
7225 9782
[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
7860 6873
[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
16654 19583
[356] 3: What are you doing?
6660 6153
[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
6801 6188
[354] 1: In the old days
8566 10487
| |
Jan 2011
[353] 31: What’s the difference between
11391 12915
[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
7309 6597
[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
5913 5179
[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
6418 7340
[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
7003 6049
[348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink?
6858 6328
[347] 19: Left a bit...
7038 7998
[346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now
6450 5624
[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
6262 5657
[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
7321 9909
[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
7943 9142
[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
5982 5402
[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
7749 7539
| | |
|
|
twitter 
facebook 
