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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
6726 Current Rating: 6726 + 6186 = 12912 votesCurrent Rating: 6726 + 6186 = 12912 votes 6186

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
9227 Current Rating: 9227 + 10492 = 19719 votesCurrent Rating: 9227 + 10492 = 19719 votes 10492

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
5475 Current Rating: 5475 + 5038 = 10513 votesCurrent Rating: 5475 + 5038 = 10513 votes 5038

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
5496 Current Rating: 5496 + 4595 = 10091 votesCurrent Rating: 5496 + 4595 = 10091 votes 4595

[557] 19: Save a cow
6134 Current Rating: 6134 + 8822 = 14956 votesCurrent Rating: 6134 + 8822 = 14956 votes 8822

[556] 15: You know the idiom
18434 Current Rating: 18434 + 19387 = 37821 votesCurrent Rating: 18434 + 19387 = 37821 votes 19387

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
13392 Current Rating: 13392 + 15319 = 28711 votesCurrent Rating: 13392 + 15319 = 28711 votes 15319

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
19545 Current Rating: 19545 + 27359 = 46904 votesCurrent Rating: 19545 + 27359 = 46904 votes 27359

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
16147 Current Rating: 16147 + 17841 = 33988 votesCurrent Rating: 16147 + 17841 = 33988 votes 17841

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
23221 Current Rating: 23221 + 27157 = 50378 votesCurrent Rating: 23221 + 27157 = 50378 votes 27157

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
15609 Current Rating: 15609 + 18329 = 33938 votesCurrent Rating: 15609 + 18329 = 33938 votes 18329

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
9316 Current Rating: 9316 + 10009 = 19325 votesCurrent Rating: 9316 + 10009 = 19325 votes 10009

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
8454 Current Rating: 8454 + 9739 = 18193 votesCurrent Rating: 8454 + 9739 = 18193 votes 9739

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
7026 Current Rating: 7026 + 6391 = 13417 votesCurrent Rating: 7026 + 6391 = 13417 votes 6391

[547] 1: I think all of those people
21860 Current Rating: 21860 + 25591 = 47451 votesCurrent Rating: 21860 + 25591 = 47451 votes 25591


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
13307 Current Rating: 13307 + 15861 = 29168 votesCurrent Rating: 13307 + 15861 = 29168 votes 15861

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
8321 Current Rating: 8321 + 7550 = 15871 votesCurrent Rating: 8321 + 7550 = 15871 votes 7550

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
9902 Current Rating: 9902 + 12280 = 22182 votesCurrent Rating: 9902 + 12280 = 22182 votes 12280

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
15321 Current Rating: 15321 + 17312 = 32633 votesCurrent Rating: 15321 + 17312 = 32633 votes 17312

[542] 23: Have you noticed
8278 Current Rating: 8278 + 7429 = 15707 votesCurrent Rating: 8278 + 7429 = 15707 votes 7429

[541] 22: I canít believe it
15764 Current Rating: 15764 + 16285 = 32049 votesCurrent Rating: 15764 + 16285 = 32049 votes 16285

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
14499 Current Rating: 14499 + 15241 = 29740 votesCurrent Rating: 14499 + 15241 = 29740 votes 15241

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
23897 Current Rating: 23897 + 27702 = 51599 votesCurrent Rating: 23897 + 27702 = 51599 votes 27702

[538] 17: A real man
8864 Current Rating: 8864 + 10188 = 19052 votesCurrent Rating: 8864 + 10188 = 19052 votes 10188

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
17544 Current Rating: 17544 + 19671 = 37215 votesCurrent Rating: 17544 + 19671 = 37215 votes 19671

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
8839 Current Rating: 8839 + 10327 = 19166 votesCurrent Rating: 8839 + 10327 = 19166 votes 10327

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
19134 Current Rating: 19134 + 21856 = 40990 votesCurrent Rating: 19134 + 21856 = 40990 votes 21856

[534] 11: Thanks Google
18010 Current Rating: 18010 + 20396 = 38406 votesCurrent Rating: 18010 + 20396 = 38406 votes 20396

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
16277 Current Rating: 16277 + 18651 = 34928 votesCurrent Rating: 16277 + 18651 = 34928 votes 18651

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
13926 Current Rating: 13926 + 15923 = 29849 votesCurrent Rating: 13926 + 15923 = 29849 votes 15923

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
4898 Current Rating: 4898 + 4474 = 9372 votesCurrent Rating: 4898 + 4474 = 9372 votes 4474

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
4469 Current Rating: 4469 + 3760 = 8229 votesCurrent Rating: 4469 + 3760 = 8229 votes 3760

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
6153 Current Rating: 6153 + 5640 = 11793 votesCurrent Rating: 6153 + 5640 = 11793 votes 5640

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
4342 Current Rating: 4342 + 5242 = 9584 votesCurrent Rating: 4342 + 5242 = 9584 votes 5242

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
4013 Current Rating: 4013 + 3393 = 7406 votesCurrent Rating: 4013 + 3393 = 7406 votes 3393

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
3931 Current Rating: 3931 + 3347 = 7278 votesCurrent Rating: 3931 + 3347 = 7278 votes 3347


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
4177 Current Rating: 4177 + 3424 = 7601 votesCurrent Rating: 4177 + 3424 = 7601 votes 3424

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
4513 Current Rating: 4513 + 5677 = 10190 votesCurrent Rating: 4513 + 5677 = 10190 votes 5677

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
4895 Current Rating: 4895 + 4804 = 9699 votesCurrent Rating: 4895 + 4804 = 9699 votes 4804

[522] 26: Hey babe
4871 Current Rating: 4871 + 4801 = 9672 votesCurrent Rating: 4871 + 4801 = 9672 votes 4801

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
7814 Current Rating: 7814 + 7687 = 15501 votesCurrent Rating: 7814 + 7687 = 15501 votes 7687

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
9573 Current Rating: 9573 + 11290 = 20863 votesCurrent Rating: 9573 + 11290 = 20863 votes 11290

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
27402 Current Rating: 27402 + 28220 = 55622 votesCurrent Rating: 27402 + 28220 = 55622 votes 28220

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
11909 Current Rating: 11909 + 14003 = 25912 votesCurrent Rating: 11909 + 14003 = 25912 votes 14003

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
15035 Current Rating: 15035 + 17642 = 32677 votesCurrent Rating: 15035 + 17642 = 32677 votes 17642

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
13073 Current Rating: 13073 + 15680 = 28753 votesCurrent Rating: 13073 + 15680 = 28753 votes 15680

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
29862 Current Rating: 29862 + 30230 = 60092 votesCurrent Rating: 29862 + 30230 = 60092 votes 30230

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
44891 Current Rating: 44891 + 46838 = 91729 votesCurrent Rating: 44891 + 46838 = 91729 votes 46838

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
27333 Current Rating: 27333 + 27516 = 54849 votesCurrent Rating: 27333 + 27516 = 54849 votes 27516

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
14662 Current Rating: 14662 + 16191 = 30853 votesCurrent Rating: 14662 + 16191 = 30853 votes 16191

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
29675 Current Rating: 29675 + 31420 = 61095 votesCurrent Rating: 29675 + 31420 = 61095 votes 31420

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
4653 Current Rating: 4653 + 3989 = 8642 votesCurrent Rating: 4653 + 3989 = 8642 votes 3989

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
31685 Current Rating: 31685 + 38474 = 70159 votesCurrent Rating: 31685 + 38474 = 70159 votes 38474

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
8552 Current Rating: 8552 + 10118 = 18670 votesCurrent Rating: 8552 + 10118 = 18670 votes 10118

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
15338 Current Rating: 15338 + 17803 = 33141 votesCurrent Rating: 15338 + 17803 = 33141 votes 17803

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
12272 Current Rating: 12272 + 13885 = 26157 votesCurrent Rating: 12272 + 13885 = 26157 votes 13885

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
10586 Current Rating: 10586 + 11555 = 22141 votesCurrent Rating: 10586 + 11555 = 22141 votes 11555


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
31090 Current Rating: 31090 + 33344 = 64434 votesCurrent Rating: 31090 + 33344 = 64434 votes 33344

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
7168 Current Rating: 7168 + 6472 = 13640 votesCurrent Rating: 7168 + 6472 = 13640 votes 6472

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
6454 Current Rating: 6454 + 7412 = 13866 votesCurrent Rating: 6454 + 7412 = 13866 votes 7412

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
10386 Current Rating: 10386 + 12679 = 23065 votesCurrent Rating: 10386 + 12679 = 23065 votes 12679

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
8557 Current Rating: 8557 + 10265 = 18822 votesCurrent Rating: 8557 + 10265 = 18822 votes 10265

[499] 23: You need to cut down
8965 Current Rating: 8965 + 11033 = 19998 votesCurrent Rating: 8965 + 11033 = 19998 votes 11033

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
6671 Current Rating: 6671 + 5962 = 12633 votesCurrent Rating: 6671 + 5962 = 12633 votes 5962

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
8099 Current Rating: 8099 + 7334 = 15433 votesCurrent Rating: 8099 + 7334 = 15433 votes 7334

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
7382 Current Rating: 7382 + 6515 = 13897 votesCurrent Rating: 7382 + 6515 = 13897 votes 6515

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
16414 Current Rating: 16414 + 21501 = 37915 votesCurrent Rating: 16414 + 21501 = 37915 votes 21501

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
16685 Current Rating: 16685 + 18294 = 34979 votesCurrent Rating: 16685 + 18294 = 34979 votes 18294

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
11688 Current Rating: 11688 + 13481 = 25169 votesCurrent Rating: 11688 + 13481 = 25169 votes 13481

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
10960 Current Rating: 10960 + 11990 = 22950 votesCurrent Rating: 10960 + 11990 = 22950 votes 11990

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
10589 Current Rating: 10589 + 11088 = 21677 votesCurrent Rating: 10589 + 11088 = 21677 votes 11088

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
9561 Current Rating: 9561 + 11555 = 21116 votesCurrent Rating: 9561 + 11555 = 21116 votes 11555

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
24405 Current Rating: 24405 + 26324 = 50729 votesCurrent Rating: 24405 + 26324 = 50729 votes 26324

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
15136 Current Rating: 15136 + 16551 = 31687 votesCurrent Rating: 15136 + 16551 = 31687 votes 16551

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
12177 Current Rating: 12177 + 14044 = 26221 votesCurrent Rating: 12177 + 14044 = 26221 votes 14044

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
12582 Current Rating: 12582 + 14504 = 27086 votesCurrent Rating: 12582 + 14504 = 27086 votes 14504

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
13658 Current Rating: 13658 + 15945 = 29603 votesCurrent Rating: 13658 + 15945 = 29603 votes 15945

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
34127 Current Rating: 34127 + 37793 = 71920 votesCurrent Rating: 34127 + 37793 = 71920 votes 37793

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
12207 Current Rating: 12207 + 14121 = 26328 votesCurrent Rating: 12207 + 14121 = 26328 votes 14121


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
13446 Current Rating: 13446 + 15693 = 29139 votesCurrent Rating: 13446 + 15693 = 29139 votes 15693

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
15313 Current Rating: 15313 + 16137 = 31450 votesCurrent Rating: 15313 + 16137 = 31450 votes 16137

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
15936 Current Rating: 15936 + 16654 = 32590 votesCurrent Rating: 15936 + 16654 = 32590 votes 16654

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
29817 Current Rating: 29817 + 31443 = 61260 votesCurrent Rating: 29817 + 31443 = 61260 votes 31443

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
15909 Current Rating: 15909 + 16836 = 32745 votesCurrent Rating: 15909 + 16836 = 32745 votes 16836

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
36017 Current Rating: 36017 + 39754 = 75771 votesCurrent Rating: 36017 + 39754 = 75771 votes 39754

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
13682 Current Rating: 13682 + 15439 = 29121 votesCurrent Rating: 13682 + 15439 = 29121 votes 15439

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
13359 Current Rating: 13359 + 15341 = 28700 votesCurrent Rating: 13359 + 15341 = 28700 votes 15341

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
30105 Current Rating: 30105 + 31620 = 61725 votesCurrent Rating: 30105 + 31620 = 61725 votes 31620

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
12506 Current Rating: 12506 + 14343 = 26849 votesCurrent Rating: 12506 + 14343 = 26849 votes 14343

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
17312 Current Rating: 17312 + 17246 = 34558 votesCurrent Rating: 17312 + 17246 = 34558 votes 17246

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
14705 Current Rating: 14705 + 16178 = 30883 votesCurrent Rating: 14705 + 16178 = 30883 votes 16178

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
14641 Current Rating: 14641 + 15909 = 30550 votesCurrent Rating: 14641 + 15909 = 30550 votes 15909

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
9943 Current Rating: 9943 + 11576 = 21519 votesCurrent Rating: 9943 + 11576 = 21519 votes 11576

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
8546 Current Rating: 8546 + 9972 = 18518 votesCurrent Rating: 8546 + 9972 = 18518 votes 9972

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
9025 Current Rating: 9025 + 10493 = 19518 votesCurrent Rating: 9025 + 10493 = 19518 votes 10493

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
12356 Current Rating: 12356 + 13463 = 25819 votesCurrent Rating: 12356 + 13463 = 25819 votes 13463

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
8471 Current Rating: 8471 + 9420 = 17891 votesCurrent Rating: 8471 + 9420 = 17891 votes 9420

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
7585 Current Rating: 7585 + 7131 = 14716 votesCurrent Rating: 7585 + 7131 = 14716 votes 7131

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
8244 Current Rating: 8244 + 10501 = 18745 votesCurrent Rating: 8244 + 10501 = 18745 votes 10501

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
17420 Current Rating: 17420 + 19815 = 37235 votesCurrent Rating: 17420 + 19815 = 37235 votes 19815


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
13597 Current Rating: 13597 + 15518 = 29115 votesCurrent Rating: 13597 + 15518 = 29115 votes 15518

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
7307 Current Rating: 7307 + 9142 = 16449 votesCurrent Rating: 7307 + 9142 = 16449 votes 9142

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
4684 Current Rating: 4684 + 5588 = 10272 votesCurrent Rating: 4684 + 5588 = 10272 votes 5588

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
7086 Current Rating: 7086 + 9673 = 16759 votesCurrent Rating: 7086 + 9673 = 16759 votes 9673

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
6173 Current Rating: 6173 + 8797 = 14970 votesCurrent Rating: 6173 + 8797 = 14970 votes 8797

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
9209 Current Rating: 9209 + 10394 = 19603 votesCurrent Rating: 9209 + 10394 = 19603 votes 10394

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
7611 Current Rating: 7611 + 8835 = 16446 votesCurrent Rating: 7611 + 8835 = 16446 votes 8835

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
4690 Current Rating: 4690 + 4296 = 8986 votesCurrent Rating: 4690 + 4296 = 8986 votes 4296

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
6113 Current Rating: 6113 + 9030 = 15143 votesCurrent Rating: 6113 + 9030 = 15143 votes 9030

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
5422 Current Rating: 5422 + 4632 = 10054 votesCurrent Rating: 5422 + 4632 = 10054 votes 4632

[451] 15: You women are so vain
4174 Current Rating: 4174 + 3243 = 7417 votesCurrent Rating: 4174 + 3243 = 7417 votes 3243

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
6747 Current Rating: 6747 + 8655 = 15402 votesCurrent Rating: 6747 + 8655 = 15402 votes 8655

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
5975 Current Rating: 5975 + 6846 = 12821 votesCurrent Rating: 5975 + 6846 = 12821 votes 6846

[448] 12: Sheís hot
8525 Current Rating: 8525 + 9333 = 17858 votesCurrent Rating: 8525 + 9333 = 17858 votes 9333

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
6578 Current Rating: 6578 + 5976 = 12554 votesCurrent Rating: 6578 + 5976 = 12554 votes 5976

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
5168 Current Rating: 5168 + 6027 = 11195 votesCurrent Rating: 5168 + 6027 = 11195 votes 6027

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
9793 Current Rating: 9793 + 11860 = 21653 votesCurrent Rating: 9793 + 11860 = 21653 votes 11860

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
5152 Current Rating: 5152 + 4468 = 9620 votesCurrent Rating: 5152 + 4468 = 9620 votes 4468

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
7691 Current Rating: 7691 + 8498 = 16189 votesCurrent Rating: 7691 + 8498 = 16189 votes 8498

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
8427 Current Rating: 8427 + 10140 = 18567 votesCurrent Rating: 8427 + 10140 = 18567 votes 10140

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
20434 Current Rating: 20434 + 23248 = 43682 votesCurrent Rating: 20434 + 23248 = 43682 votes 23248


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
5654 Current Rating: 5654 + 4912 = 10566 votesCurrent Rating: 5654 + 4912 = 10566 votes 4912

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
8200 Current Rating: 8200 + 10507 = 18707 votesCurrent Rating: 8200 + 10507 = 18707 votes 10507

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
2587 Current Rating: 2587 + 2903 = 5490 votesCurrent Rating: 2587 + 2903 = 5490 votes 2903

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
41774 Current Rating: 41774 + 42558 = 84332 votesCurrent Rating: 41774 + 42558 = 84332 votes 42558

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
18732 Current Rating: 18732 + 21003 = 39735 votesCurrent Rating: 18732 + 21003 = 39735 votes 21003

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
5129 Current Rating: 5129 + 6125 = 11254 votesCurrent Rating: 5129 + 6125 = 11254 votes 6125

[434] 21: If you went camping
5869 Current Rating: 5869 + 5353 = 11222 votesCurrent Rating: 5869 + 5353 = 11222 votes 5353

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
16567 Current Rating: 16567 + 25386 = 41953 votesCurrent Rating: 16567 + 25386 = 41953 votes 25386

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
17265 Current Rating: 17265 + 25244 = 42509 votesCurrent Rating: 17265 + 25244 = 42509 votes 25244

[431] 14: I saw a news program
7370 Current Rating: 7370 + 8086 = 15456 votesCurrent Rating: 7370 + 8086 = 15456 votes 8086

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
6625 Current Rating: 6625 + 8058 = 14683 votesCurrent Rating: 6625 + 8058 = 14683 votes 8058

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
4946 Current Rating: 4946 + 4355 = 9301 votesCurrent Rating: 4946 + 4355 = 9301 votes 4355

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
7207 Current Rating: 7207 + 10486 = 17693 votesCurrent Rating: 7207 + 10486 = 17693 votes 10486

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
5999 Current Rating: 5999 + 7992 = 13991 votesCurrent Rating: 5999 + 7992 = 13991 votes 7992

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
5101 Current Rating: 5101 + 4272 = 9373 votesCurrent Rating: 5101 + 4272 = 9373 votes 4272

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
15351 Current Rating: 15351 + 15738 = 31089 votesCurrent Rating: 15351 + 15738 = 31089 votes 15738

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
4910 Current Rating: 4910 + 5852 = 10762 votesCurrent Rating: 4910 + 5852 = 10762 votes 5852

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
5910 Current Rating: 5910 + 5737 = 11647 votesCurrent Rating: 5910 + 5737 = 11647 votes 5737

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
6021 Current Rating: 6021 + 8378 = 14399 votesCurrent Rating: 6021 + 8378 = 14399 votes 8378


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
6002 Current Rating: 6002 + 5355 = 11357 votesCurrent Rating: 6002 + 5355 = 11357 votes 5355

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
6564 Current Rating: 6564 + 8463 = 15027 votesCurrent Rating: 6564 + 8463 = 15027 votes 8463

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3348 = 7190 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3348 = 7190 votes 3348

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
6146 Current Rating: 6146 + 8038 = 14184 votesCurrent Rating: 6146 + 8038 = 14184 votes 8038

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
5750 Current Rating: 5750 + 4907 = 10657 votesCurrent Rating: 5750 + 4907 = 10657 votes 4907

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
6267 Current Rating: 6267 + 8130 = 14397 votesCurrent Rating: 6267 + 8130 = 14397 votes 8130

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
8935 Current Rating: 8935 + 11677 = 20612 votesCurrent Rating: 8935 + 11677 = 20612 votes 11677

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
11291 Current Rating: 11291 + 13303 = 24594 votesCurrent Rating: 11291 + 13303 = 24594 votes 13303

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
11039 Current Rating: 11039 + 12868 = 23907 votesCurrent Rating: 11039 + 12868 = 23907 votes 12868

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
6313 Current Rating: 6313 + 5346 = 11659 votesCurrent Rating: 6313 + 5346 = 11659 votes 5346

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
6005 Current Rating: 6005 + 5214 = 11219 votesCurrent Rating: 6005 + 5214 = 11219 votes 5214

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
10606 Current Rating: 10606 + 12203 = 22809 votesCurrent Rating: 10606 + 12203 = 22809 votes 12203

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
6631 Current Rating: 6631 + 5754 = 12385 votesCurrent Rating: 6631 + 5754 = 12385 votes 5754

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
6770 Current Rating: 6770 + 5808 = 12578 votesCurrent Rating: 6770 + 5808 = 12578 votes 5808

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
7954 Current Rating: 7954 + 9683 = 17637 votesCurrent Rating: 7954 + 9683 = 17637 votes 9683

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
6983 Current Rating: 6983 + 7269 = 14252 votesCurrent Rating: 6983 + 7269 = 14252 votes 7269

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
17128 Current Rating: 17128 + 18917 = 36045 votesCurrent Rating: 17128 + 18917 = 36045 votes 18917

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
7239 Current Rating: 7239 + 8033 = 15272 votesCurrent Rating: 7239 + 8033 = 15272 votes 8033

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
3910 Current Rating: 3910 + 5905 = 9815 votesCurrent Rating: 3910 + 5905 = 9815 votes 5905

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
6479 Current Rating: 6479 + 7888 = 14367 votesCurrent Rating: 6479 + 7888 = 14367 votes 7888


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
16678 Current Rating: 16678 + 17797 = 34475 votesCurrent Rating: 16678 + 17797 = 34475 votes 17797

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
13073 Current Rating: 13073 + 13537 = 26610 votesCurrent Rating: 13073 + 13537 = 26610 votes 13537

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
6579 Current Rating: 6579 + 7372 = 13951 votesCurrent Rating: 6579 + 7372 = 13951 votes 7372

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
15937 Current Rating: 15937 + 18035 = 33972 votesCurrent Rating: 15937 + 18035 = 33972 votes 18035

[397] 15: I Love you
40531 Current Rating: 40531 + 41478 = 82009 votesCurrent Rating: 40531 + 41478 = 82009 votes 41478

[396] 14: Hey, come on
8597 Current Rating: 8597 + 9981 = 18578 votesCurrent Rating: 8597 + 9981 = 18578 votes 9981

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
61523 Current Rating: 61523 + 63909 = 125432 votesCurrent Rating: 61523 + 63909 = 125432 votes 63909

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
6354 Current Rating: 6354 + 8244 = 14598 votesCurrent Rating: 6354 + 8244 = 14598 votes 8244

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
6403 Current Rating: 6403 + 8284 = 14687 votesCurrent Rating: 6403 + 8284 = 14687 votes 8284

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
6906 Current Rating: 6906 + 6078 = 12984 votesCurrent Rating: 6906 + 6078 = 12984 votes 6078

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
6212 Current Rating: 6212 + 6315 = 12527 votesCurrent Rating: 6212 + 6315 = 12527 votes 6315

[390] 4: What are you doing?
6948 Current Rating: 6948 + 7889 = 14837 votesCurrent Rating: 6948 + 7889 = 14837 votes 7889

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
11280 Current Rating: 11280 + 12590 = 23870 votesCurrent Rating: 11280 + 12590 = 23870 votes 12590


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
8253 Current Rating: 8253 + 9151 = 17404 votesCurrent Rating: 8253 + 9151 = 17404 votes 9151

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
6454 Current Rating: 6454 + 5798 = 12252 votesCurrent Rating: 6454 + 5798 = 12252 votes 5798

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
19249 Current Rating: 19249 + 21064 = 40313 votesCurrent Rating: 19249 + 21064 = 40313 votes 21064

[385] 25: Can you please call security
12230 Current Rating: 12230 + 14862 = 27092 votesCurrent Rating: 12230 + 14862 = 27092 votes 14862

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
5919 Current Rating: 5919 + 5082 = 11001 votesCurrent Rating: 5919 + 5082 = 11001 votes 5082

[383] 23: This book says
6847 Current Rating: 6847 + 7667 = 14514 votesCurrent Rating: 6847 + 7667 = 14514 votes 7667

[382] 22: Tell your mother
7126 Current Rating: 7126 + 9041 = 16167 votesCurrent Rating: 7126 + 9041 = 16167 votes 9041

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
13256 Current Rating: 13256 + 15045 = 28301 votesCurrent Rating: 13256 + 15045 = 28301 votes 15045

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
7827 Current Rating: 7827 + 9689 = 17516 votesCurrent Rating: 7827 + 9689 = 17516 votes 9689

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
7048 Current Rating: 7048 + 6131 = 13179 votesCurrent Rating: 7048 + 6131 = 13179 votes 6131

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
17547 Current Rating: 17547 + 20708 = 38255 votesCurrent Rating: 17547 + 20708 = 38255 votes 20708

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
16827 Current Rating: 16827 + 17805 = 34632 votesCurrent Rating: 16827 + 17805 = 34632 votes 17805

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
12483 Current Rating: 12483 + 15371 = 27854 votesCurrent Rating: 12483 + 15371 = 27854 votes 15371

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
9985 Current Rating: 9985 + 11968 = 21953 votesCurrent Rating: 9985 + 11968 = 21953 votes 11968

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
9131 Current Rating: 9131 + 9955 = 19086 votesCurrent Rating: 9131 + 9955 = 19086 votes 9955

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
7266 Current Rating: 7266 + 8633 = 15899 votesCurrent Rating: 7266 + 8633 = 15899 votes 8633

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
13415 Current Rating: 13415 + 15074 = 28489 votesCurrent Rating: 13415 + 15074 = 28489 votes 15074

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
18580 Current Rating: 18580 + 20941 = 39521 votesCurrent Rating: 18580 + 20941 = 39521 votes 20941


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
13982 Current Rating: 13982 + 15709 = 29691 votesCurrent Rating: 13982 + 15709 = 29691 votes 15709

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
9023 Current Rating: 9023 + 10679 = 19702 votesCurrent Rating: 9023 + 10679 = 19702 votes 10679

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
8109 Current Rating: 8109 + 9588 = 17697 votesCurrent Rating: 8109 + 9588 = 17697 votes 9588

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
7299 Current Rating: 7299 + 9729 = 17028 votesCurrent Rating: 7299 + 9729 = 17028 votes 9729

[366] 22: You look like crap
7437 Current Rating: 7437 + 9027 = 16464 votesCurrent Rating: 7437 + 9027 = 16464 votes 9027

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
16115 Current Rating: 16115 + 16317 = 32432 votesCurrent Rating: 16115 + 16317 = 32432 votes 16317

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
16527 Current Rating: 16527 + 20001 = 36528 votesCurrent Rating: 16527 + 20001 = 36528 votes 20001

[363] 16: What happened to him?
10272 Current Rating: 10272 + 13072 = 23344 votesCurrent Rating: 10272 + 13072 = 23344 votes 13072

[362] 15: What was shopping like
6199 Current Rating: 6199 + 6484 = 12683 votesCurrent Rating: 6199 + 6484 = 12683 votes 6484

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
6537 Current Rating: 6537 + 6348 = 12885 votesCurrent Rating: 6537 + 6348 = 12885 votes 6348

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
8570 Current Rating: 8570 + 9857 = 18427 votesCurrent Rating: 8570 + 9857 = 18427 votes 9857

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
6969 Current Rating: 6969 + 9547 = 16516 votesCurrent Rating: 6969 + 9547 = 16516 votes 9547

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
7453 Current Rating: 7453 + 6509 = 13962 votesCurrent Rating: 7453 + 6509 = 13962 votes 6509

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
16128 Current Rating: 16128 + 19072 = 35200 votesCurrent Rating: 16128 + 19072 = 35200 votes 19072

[356] 3: What are you doing?
6256 Current Rating: 6256 + 5785 = 12041 votesCurrent Rating: 6256 + 5785 = 12041 votes 5785

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
6397 Current Rating: 6397 + 5825 = 12222 votesCurrent Rating: 6397 + 5825 = 12222 votes 5825

[354] 1: In the old days
8191 Current Rating: 8191 + 10131 = 18322 votesCurrent Rating: 8191 + 10131 = 18322 votes 10131


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
10925 Current Rating: 10925 + 12466 = 23391 votesCurrent Rating: 10925 + 12466 = 23391 votes 12466

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
6828 Current Rating: 6828 + 6165 = 12993 votesCurrent Rating: 6828 + 6165 = 12993 votes 6165

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
5579 Current Rating: 5579 + 4899 = 10478 votesCurrent Rating: 5579 + 4899 = 10478 votes 4899

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
6139 Current Rating: 6139 + 7100 = 13239 votesCurrent Rating: 6139 + 7100 = 13239 votes 7100

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
6595 Current Rating: 6595 + 5686 = 12281 votesCurrent Rating: 6595 + 5686 = 12281 votes 5686

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
6495 Current Rating: 6495 + 6001 = 12496 votesCurrent Rating: 6495 + 6001 = 12496 votes 6001

[347] 19: Left a bit...
6771 Current Rating: 6771 + 7761 = 14532 votesCurrent Rating: 6771 + 7761 = 14532 votes 7761

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
6023 Current Rating: 6023 + 5242 = 11265 votesCurrent Rating: 6023 + 5242 = 11265 votes 5242

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
5897 Current Rating: 5897 + 5329 = 11226 votesCurrent Rating: 5897 + 5329 = 11226 votes 5329

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
6971 Current Rating: 6971 + 9584 = 16555 votesCurrent Rating: 6971 + 9584 = 16555 votes 9584

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
7562 Current Rating: 7562 + 8808 = 16370 votesCurrent Rating: 7562 + 8808 = 16370 votes 8808

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
5569 Current Rating: 5569 + 5057 = 10626 votesCurrent Rating: 5569 + 5057 = 10626 votes 5057

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
7257 Current Rating: 7257 + 7114 = 14371 votesCurrent Rating: 7257 + 7114 = 14371 votes 7114






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