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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
6609 Current Rating: 6609 + 6086 = 12695 votesCurrent Rating: 6609 + 6086 = 12695 votes 6086

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
9121 Current Rating: 9121 + 10395 = 19516 votesCurrent Rating: 9121 + 10395 = 19516 votes 10395

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
5349 Current Rating: 5349 + 4928 = 10277 votesCurrent Rating: 5349 + 4928 = 10277 votes 4928

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
5366 Current Rating: 5366 + 4483 = 9849 votesCurrent Rating: 5366 + 4483 = 9849 votes 4483

[557] 19: Save a cow
6010 Current Rating: 6010 + 8712 = 14722 votesCurrent Rating: 6010 + 8712 = 14722 votes 8712

[556] 15: You know the idiom
18273 Current Rating: 18273 + 19243 = 37516 votesCurrent Rating: 18273 + 19243 = 37516 votes 19243

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
13227 Current Rating: 13227 + 15166 = 28393 votesCurrent Rating: 13227 + 15166 = 28393 votes 15166

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
19284 Current Rating: 19284 + 27112 = 46396 votesCurrent Rating: 19284 + 27112 = 46396 votes 27112

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
15999 Current Rating: 15999 + 17692 = 33691 votesCurrent Rating: 15999 + 17692 = 33691 votes 17692

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
22958 Current Rating: 22958 + 26913 = 49871 votesCurrent Rating: 22958 + 26913 = 49871 votes 26913

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
15461 Current Rating: 15461 + 18174 = 33635 votesCurrent Rating: 15461 + 18174 = 33635 votes 18174

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
9201 Current Rating: 9201 + 9912 = 19113 votesCurrent Rating: 9201 + 9912 = 19113 votes 9912

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
8353 Current Rating: 8353 + 9638 = 17991 votesCurrent Rating: 8353 + 9638 = 17991 votes 9638

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
6902 Current Rating: 6902 + 6280 = 13182 votesCurrent Rating: 6902 + 6280 = 13182 votes 6280

[547] 1: I think all of those people
21601 Current Rating: 21601 + 25352 = 46953 votesCurrent Rating: 21601 + 25352 = 46953 votes 25352


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
13146 Current Rating: 13146 + 15713 = 28859 votesCurrent Rating: 13146 + 15713 = 28859 votes 15713

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
8218 Current Rating: 8218 + 7443 = 15661 votesCurrent Rating: 8218 + 7443 = 15661 votes 7443

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
9799 Current Rating: 9799 + 12183 = 21982 votesCurrent Rating: 9799 + 12183 = 21982 votes 12183

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
15173 Current Rating: 15173 + 17172 = 32345 votesCurrent Rating: 15173 + 17172 = 32345 votes 17172

[542] 23: Have you noticed
8177 Current Rating: 8177 + 7335 = 15512 votesCurrent Rating: 8177 + 7335 = 15512 votes 7335

[541] 22: I canít believe it
15611 Current Rating: 15611 + 16131 = 31742 votesCurrent Rating: 15611 + 16131 = 31742 votes 16131

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
14338 Current Rating: 14338 + 15086 = 29424 votesCurrent Rating: 14338 + 15086 = 29424 votes 15086

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
23633 Current Rating: 23633 + 27450 = 51083 votesCurrent Rating: 23633 + 27450 = 51083 votes 27450

[538] 17: A real man
8761 Current Rating: 8761 + 10089 = 18850 votesCurrent Rating: 8761 + 10089 = 18850 votes 10089

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
17392 Current Rating: 17392 + 19523 = 36915 votesCurrent Rating: 17392 + 19523 = 36915 votes 19523

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
8740 Current Rating: 8740 + 10232 = 18972 votesCurrent Rating: 8740 + 10232 = 18972 votes 10232

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
18970 Current Rating: 18970 + 21700 = 40670 votesCurrent Rating: 18970 + 21700 = 40670 votes 21700

[534] 11: Thanks Google
17858 Current Rating: 17858 + 20260 = 38118 votesCurrent Rating: 17858 + 20260 = 38118 votes 20260

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
16106 Current Rating: 16106 + 18489 = 34595 votesCurrent Rating: 16106 + 18489 = 34595 votes 18489

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
13772 Current Rating: 13772 + 15773 = 29545 votesCurrent Rating: 13772 + 15773 = 29545 votes 15773

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
4772 Current Rating: 4772 + 4372 = 9144 votesCurrent Rating: 4772 + 4372 = 9144 votes 4372

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
4319 Current Rating: 4319 + 3647 = 7966 votesCurrent Rating: 4319 + 3647 = 7966 votes 3647

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
6040 Current Rating: 6040 + 5542 = 11582 votesCurrent Rating: 6040 + 5542 = 11582 votes 5542

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
4186 Current Rating: 4186 + 5113 = 9299 votesCurrent Rating: 4186 + 5113 = 9299 votes 5113

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
3852 Current Rating: 3852 + 3240 = 7092 votesCurrent Rating: 3852 + 3240 = 7092 votes 3240

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
3766 Current Rating: 3766 + 3195 = 6961 votesCurrent Rating: 3766 + 3195 = 6961 votes 3195


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
4037 Current Rating: 4037 + 3288 = 7325 votesCurrent Rating: 4037 + 3288 = 7325 votes 3288

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
4361 Current Rating: 4361 + 5561 = 9922 votesCurrent Rating: 4361 + 5561 = 9922 votes 5561

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
4770 Current Rating: 4770 + 4702 = 9472 votesCurrent Rating: 4770 + 4702 = 9472 votes 4702

[522] 26: Hey babe
4737 Current Rating: 4737 + 4694 = 9431 votesCurrent Rating: 4737 + 4694 = 9431 votes 4694

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
7715 Current Rating: 7715 + 7586 = 15301 votesCurrent Rating: 7715 + 7586 = 15301 votes 7586

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
9476 Current Rating: 9476 + 11195 = 20671 votesCurrent Rating: 9476 + 11195 = 20671 votes 11195

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
27266 Current Rating: 27266 + 28087 = 55353 votesCurrent Rating: 27266 + 28087 = 55353 votes 28087

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
11754 Current Rating: 11754 + 13862 = 25616 votesCurrent Rating: 11754 + 13862 = 25616 votes 13862

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
14877 Current Rating: 14877 + 17480 = 32357 votesCurrent Rating: 14877 + 17480 = 32357 votes 17480

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
12910 Current Rating: 12910 + 15529 = 28439 votesCurrent Rating: 12910 + 15529 = 28439 votes 15529

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
29698 Current Rating: 29698 + 30086 = 59784 votesCurrent Rating: 29698 + 30086 = 59784 votes 30086

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
44733 Current Rating: 44733 + 46705 = 91438 votesCurrent Rating: 44733 + 46705 = 91438 votes 46705

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
27178 Current Rating: 27178 + 27344 = 54522 votesCurrent Rating: 27178 + 27344 = 54522 votes 27344

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
14476 Current Rating: 14476 + 16034 = 30510 votesCurrent Rating: 14476 + 16034 = 30510 votes 16034

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
29496 Current Rating: 29496 + 31267 = 60763 votesCurrent Rating: 29496 + 31267 = 60763 votes 31267

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
4507 Current Rating: 4507 + 3872 = 8379 votesCurrent Rating: 4507 + 3872 = 8379 votes 3872

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
31285 Current Rating: 31285 + 38105 = 69390 votesCurrent Rating: 31285 + 38105 = 69390 votes 38105

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
8428 Current Rating: 8428 + 9994 = 18422 votesCurrent Rating: 8428 + 9994 = 18422 votes 9994

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
15190 Current Rating: 15190 + 17660 = 32850 votesCurrent Rating: 15190 + 17660 = 32850 votes 17660

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
12120 Current Rating: 12120 + 13744 = 25864 votesCurrent Rating: 12120 + 13744 = 25864 votes 13744

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
10426 Current Rating: 10426 + 11415 = 21841 votesCurrent Rating: 10426 + 11415 = 21841 votes 11415


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
30919 Current Rating: 30919 + 33195 = 64114 votesCurrent Rating: 30919 + 33195 = 64114 votes 33195

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
7060 Current Rating: 7060 + 6377 = 13437 votesCurrent Rating: 7060 + 6377 = 13437 votes 6377

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
6349 Current Rating: 6349 + 7318 = 13667 votesCurrent Rating: 6349 + 7318 = 13667 votes 7318

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
10191 Current Rating: 10191 + 12480 = 22671 votesCurrent Rating: 10191 + 12480 = 22671 votes 12480

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
8418 Current Rating: 8418 + 10147 = 18565 votesCurrent Rating: 8418 + 10147 = 18565 votes 10147

[499] 23: You need to cut down
8865 Current Rating: 8865 + 10940 = 19805 votesCurrent Rating: 8865 + 10940 = 19805 votes 10940

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
6566 Current Rating: 6566 + 5868 = 12434 votesCurrent Rating: 6566 + 5868 = 12434 votes 5868

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
7986 Current Rating: 7986 + 7234 = 15220 votesCurrent Rating: 7986 + 7234 = 15220 votes 7234

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
7263 Current Rating: 7263 + 6402 = 13665 votesCurrent Rating: 7263 + 6402 = 13665 votes 6402

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
16136 Current Rating: 16136 + 21211 = 37347 votesCurrent Rating: 16136 + 21211 = 37347 votes 21211

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
16514 Current Rating: 16514 + 18137 = 34651 votesCurrent Rating: 16514 + 18137 = 34651 votes 18137

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
11528 Current Rating: 11528 + 13339 = 24867 votesCurrent Rating: 11528 + 13339 = 24867 votes 13339

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
10798 Current Rating: 10798 + 11847 = 22645 votesCurrent Rating: 10798 + 11847 = 22645 votes 11847

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
10441 Current Rating: 10441 + 10950 = 21391 votesCurrent Rating: 10441 + 10950 = 21391 votes 10950

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
9452 Current Rating: 9452 + 11464 = 20916 votesCurrent Rating: 9452 + 11464 = 20916 votes 11464

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
24163 Current Rating: 24163 + 26122 = 50285 votesCurrent Rating: 24163 + 26122 = 50285 votes 26122

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
14981 Current Rating: 14981 + 16401 = 31382 votesCurrent Rating: 14981 + 16401 = 31382 votes 16401

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
12032 Current Rating: 12032 + 13908 = 25940 votesCurrent Rating: 12032 + 13908 = 25940 votes 13908

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
12405 Current Rating: 12405 + 14347 = 26752 votesCurrent Rating: 12405 + 14347 = 26752 votes 14347

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
13472 Current Rating: 13472 + 15769 = 29241 votesCurrent Rating: 13472 + 15769 = 29241 votes 15769

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
33951 Current Rating: 33951 + 37642 = 71593 votesCurrent Rating: 33951 + 37642 = 71593 votes 37642

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
12034 Current Rating: 12034 + 13970 = 26004 votesCurrent Rating: 12034 + 13970 = 26004 votes 13970


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
13289 Current Rating: 13289 + 15554 = 28843 votesCurrent Rating: 13289 + 15554 = 28843 votes 15554

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
15162 Current Rating: 15162 + 15980 = 31142 votesCurrent Rating: 15162 + 15980 = 31142 votes 15980

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
15779 Current Rating: 15779 + 16513 = 32292 votesCurrent Rating: 15779 + 16513 = 32292 votes 16513

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
29645 Current Rating: 29645 + 31291 = 60936 votesCurrent Rating: 29645 + 31291 = 60936 votes 31291

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
15741 Current Rating: 15741 + 16676 = 32417 votesCurrent Rating: 15741 + 16676 = 32417 votes 16676

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
35840 Current Rating: 35840 + 39591 = 75431 votesCurrent Rating: 35840 + 39591 = 75431 votes 39591

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
13533 Current Rating: 13533 + 15294 = 28827 votesCurrent Rating: 13533 + 15294 = 28827 votes 15294

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
13203 Current Rating: 13203 + 15203 = 28406 votesCurrent Rating: 13203 + 15203 = 28406 votes 15203

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
29930 Current Rating: 29930 + 31460 = 61390 votesCurrent Rating: 29930 + 31460 = 61390 votes 31460

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
12345 Current Rating: 12345 + 14204 = 26549 votesCurrent Rating: 12345 + 14204 = 26549 votes 14204

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
17135 Current Rating: 17135 + 17074 = 34209 votesCurrent Rating: 17135 + 17074 = 34209 votes 17074

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
14543 Current Rating: 14543 + 16026 = 30569 votesCurrent Rating: 14543 + 16026 = 30569 votes 16026

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
14457 Current Rating: 14457 + 15737 = 30194 votesCurrent Rating: 14457 + 15737 = 30194 votes 15737

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
9831 Current Rating: 9831 + 11461 = 21292 votesCurrent Rating: 9831 + 11461 = 21292 votes 11461

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
8179 Current Rating: 8179 + 9604 = 17783 votesCurrent Rating: 8179 + 9604 = 17783 votes 9604

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
8924 Current Rating: 8924 + 10405 = 19329 votesCurrent Rating: 8924 + 10405 = 19329 votes 10405

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
12203 Current Rating: 12203 + 13329 = 25532 votesCurrent Rating: 12203 + 13329 = 25532 votes 13329

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
8362 Current Rating: 8362 + 9318 = 17680 votesCurrent Rating: 8362 + 9318 = 17680 votes 9318

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
7414 Current Rating: 7414 + 6975 = 14389 votesCurrent Rating: 7414 + 6975 = 14389 votes 6975

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
8141 Current Rating: 8141 + 10404 = 18545 votesCurrent Rating: 8141 + 10404 = 18545 votes 10404

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
17252 Current Rating: 17252 + 19664 = 36916 votesCurrent Rating: 17252 + 19664 = 36916 votes 19664


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
13439 Current Rating: 13439 + 15378 = 28817 votesCurrent Rating: 13439 + 15378 = 28817 votes 15378

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
7197 Current Rating: 7197 + 9049 = 16246 votesCurrent Rating: 7197 + 9049 = 16246 votes 9049

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
4518 Current Rating: 4518 + 5453 = 9971 votesCurrent Rating: 4518 + 5453 = 9971 votes 5453

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
6971 Current Rating: 6971 + 9573 = 16544 votesCurrent Rating: 6971 + 9573 = 16544 votes 9573

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
6040 Current Rating: 6040 + 8689 = 14729 votesCurrent Rating: 6040 + 8689 = 14729 votes 8689

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
9094 Current Rating: 9094 + 10286 = 19380 votesCurrent Rating: 9094 + 10286 = 19380 votes 10286

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
7504 Current Rating: 7504 + 8735 = 16239 votesCurrent Rating: 7504 + 8735 = 16239 votes 8735

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
4539 Current Rating: 4539 + 4167 = 8706 votesCurrent Rating: 4539 + 4167 = 8706 votes 4167

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
6000 Current Rating: 6000 + 8922 = 14922 votesCurrent Rating: 6000 + 8922 = 14922 votes 8922

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
5238 Current Rating: 5238 + 4466 = 9704 votesCurrent Rating: 5238 + 4466 = 9704 votes 4466

[451] 15: You women are so vain
4018 Current Rating: 4018 + 3102 = 7120 votesCurrent Rating: 4018 + 3102 = 7120 votes 3102

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
6626 Current Rating: 6626 + 8556 = 15182 votesCurrent Rating: 6626 + 8556 = 15182 votes 8556

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
5835 Current Rating: 5835 + 6732 = 12567 votesCurrent Rating: 5835 + 6732 = 12567 votes 6732

[448] 12: Sheís hot
8406 Current Rating: 8406 + 9229 = 17635 votesCurrent Rating: 8406 + 9229 = 17635 votes 9229

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
6466 Current Rating: 6466 + 5880 = 12346 votesCurrent Rating: 6466 + 5880 = 12346 votes 5880

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
5031 Current Rating: 5031 + 5920 = 10951 votesCurrent Rating: 5031 + 5920 = 10951 votes 5920

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
9685 Current Rating: 9685 + 11749 = 21434 votesCurrent Rating: 9685 + 11749 = 21434 votes 11749

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
5011 Current Rating: 5011 + 4347 = 9358 votesCurrent Rating: 5011 + 4347 = 9358 votes 4347

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
7588 Current Rating: 7588 + 8405 = 15993 votesCurrent Rating: 7588 + 8405 = 15993 votes 8405

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
8321 Current Rating: 8321 + 10042 = 18363 votesCurrent Rating: 8321 + 10042 = 18363 votes 10042

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
20127 Current Rating: 20127 + 22970 = 43097 votesCurrent Rating: 20127 + 22970 = 43097 votes 22970


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
5540 Current Rating: 5540 + 4815 = 10355 votesCurrent Rating: 5540 + 4815 = 10355 votes 4815

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
8106 Current Rating: 8106 + 10416 = 18522 votesCurrent Rating: 8106 + 10416 = 18522 votes 10416

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
2426 Current Rating: 2426 + 2761 = 5187 votesCurrent Rating: 2426 + 2761 = 5187 votes 2761

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
41629 Current Rating: 41629 + 42429 = 84058 votesCurrent Rating: 41629 + 42429 = 84058 votes 42429

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
18557 Current Rating: 18557 + 20847 = 39404 votesCurrent Rating: 18557 + 20847 = 39404 votes 20847

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
4986 Current Rating: 4986 + 6012 = 10998 votesCurrent Rating: 4986 + 6012 = 10998 votes 6012

[434] 21: If you went camping
5740 Current Rating: 5740 + 5248 = 10988 votesCurrent Rating: 5740 + 5248 = 10988 votes 5248

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
16297 Current Rating: 16297 + 25119 = 41416 votesCurrent Rating: 16297 + 25119 = 41416 votes 25119

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
17025 Current Rating: 17025 + 25015 = 42040 votesCurrent Rating: 17025 + 25015 = 42040 votes 25015

[431] 14: I saw a news program
7262 Current Rating: 7262 + 7982 = 15244 votesCurrent Rating: 7262 + 7982 = 15244 votes 7982

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
6510 Current Rating: 6510 + 7950 = 14460 votesCurrent Rating: 6510 + 7950 = 14460 votes 7950

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
4803 Current Rating: 4803 + 4237 = 9040 votesCurrent Rating: 4803 + 4237 = 9040 votes 4237

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
7093 Current Rating: 7093 + 10387 = 17480 votesCurrent Rating: 7093 + 10387 = 17480 votes 10387

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
5881 Current Rating: 5881 + 7884 = 13765 votesCurrent Rating: 5881 + 7884 = 13765 votes 7884

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
4964 Current Rating: 4964 + 4163 = 9127 votesCurrent Rating: 4964 + 4163 = 9127 votes 4163

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
15189 Current Rating: 15189 + 15585 = 30774 votesCurrent Rating: 15189 + 15585 = 30774 votes 15585

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
4771 Current Rating: 4771 + 5743 = 10514 votesCurrent Rating: 4771 + 5743 = 10514 votes 5743

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
5775 Current Rating: 5775 + 5627 = 11402 votesCurrent Rating: 5775 + 5627 = 11402 votes 5627

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
5897 Current Rating: 5897 + 8253 = 14150 votesCurrent Rating: 5897 + 8253 = 14150 votes 8253


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
5859 Current Rating: 5859 + 5237 = 11096 votesCurrent Rating: 5859 + 5237 = 11096 votes 5237

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
6451 Current Rating: 6451 + 8365 = 14816 votesCurrent Rating: 6451 + 8365 = 14816 votes 8365

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3348 = 7190 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3348 = 7190 votes 3348

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
6025 Current Rating: 6025 + 7935 = 13960 votesCurrent Rating: 6025 + 7935 = 13960 votes 7935

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
5623 Current Rating: 5623 + 4799 = 10422 votesCurrent Rating: 5623 + 4799 = 10422 votes 4799

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
6117 Current Rating: 6117 + 8008 = 14125 votesCurrent Rating: 6117 + 8008 = 14125 votes 8008

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
8835 Current Rating: 8835 + 11589 = 20424 votesCurrent Rating: 8835 + 11589 = 20424 votes 11589

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
11146 Current Rating: 11146 + 13166 = 24312 votesCurrent Rating: 11146 + 13166 = 24312 votes 13166

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
10870 Current Rating: 10870 + 12725 = 23595 votesCurrent Rating: 10870 + 12725 = 23595 votes 12725

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
6190 Current Rating: 6190 + 5245 = 11435 votesCurrent Rating: 6190 + 5245 = 11435 votes 5245

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
5878 Current Rating: 5878 + 5111 = 10989 votesCurrent Rating: 5878 + 5111 = 10989 votes 5111

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
10420 Current Rating: 10420 + 12047 = 22467 votesCurrent Rating: 10420 + 12047 = 22467 votes 12047

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
6517 Current Rating: 6517 + 5643 = 12160 votesCurrent Rating: 6517 + 5643 = 12160 votes 5643

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
6656 Current Rating: 6656 + 5714 = 12370 votesCurrent Rating: 6656 + 5714 = 12370 votes 5714

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
7857 Current Rating: 7857 + 9591 = 17448 votesCurrent Rating: 7857 + 9591 = 17448 votes 9591

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
6858 Current Rating: 6858 + 7160 = 14018 votesCurrent Rating: 6858 + 7160 = 14018 votes 7160

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
16979 Current Rating: 16979 + 18776 = 35755 votesCurrent Rating: 16979 + 18776 = 35755 votes 18776

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
7110 Current Rating: 7110 + 7927 = 15037 votesCurrent Rating: 7110 + 7927 = 15037 votes 7927

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
3755 Current Rating: 3755 + 5759 = 9514 votesCurrent Rating: 3755 + 5759 = 9514 votes 5759

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
6369 Current Rating: 6369 + 7796 = 14165 votesCurrent Rating: 6369 + 7796 = 14165 votes 7796


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
16517 Current Rating: 16517 + 17642 = 34159 votesCurrent Rating: 16517 + 17642 = 34159 votes 17642

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
12917 Current Rating: 12917 + 13398 = 26315 votesCurrent Rating: 12917 + 13398 = 26315 votes 13398

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
6472 Current Rating: 6472 + 7266 = 13738 votesCurrent Rating: 6472 + 7266 = 13738 votes 7266

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
15783 Current Rating: 15783 + 17895 = 33678 votesCurrent Rating: 15783 + 17895 = 33678 votes 17895

[397] 15: I Love you
40389 Current Rating: 40389 + 41344 = 81733 votesCurrent Rating: 40389 + 41344 = 81733 votes 41344

[396] 14: Hey, come on
8500 Current Rating: 8500 + 9889 = 18389 votesCurrent Rating: 8500 + 9889 = 18389 votes 9889

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
61418 Current Rating: 61418 + 63811 = 125229 votesCurrent Rating: 61418 + 63811 = 125229 votes 63811

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
6231 Current Rating: 6231 + 8129 = 14360 votesCurrent Rating: 6231 + 8129 = 14360 votes 8129

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
6292 Current Rating: 6292 + 8190 = 14482 votesCurrent Rating: 6292 + 8190 = 14482 votes 8190

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
6799 Current Rating: 6799 + 5983 = 12782 votesCurrent Rating: 6799 + 5983 = 12782 votes 5983

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
6078 Current Rating: 6078 + 6204 = 12282 votesCurrent Rating: 6078 + 6204 = 12282 votes 6204

[390] 4: What are you doing?
6829 Current Rating: 6829 + 7792 = 14621 votesCurrent Rating: 6829 + 7792 = 14621 votes 7792

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
11120 Current Rating: 11120 + 12449 = 23569 votesCurrent Rating: 11120 + 12449 = 23569 votes 12449


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
8139 Current Rating: 8139 + 9050 = 17189 votesCurrent Rating: 8139 + 9050 = 17189 votes 9050

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
6348 Current Rating: 6348 + 5699 = 12047 votesCurrent Rating: 6348 + 5699 = 12047 votes 5699

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
19100 Current Rating: 19100 + 20927 = 40027 votesCurrent Rating: 19100 + 20927 = 40027 votes 20927

[385] 25: Can you please call security
12064 Current Rating: 12064 + 14703 = 26767 votesCurrent Rating: 12064 + 14703 = 26767 votes 14703

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
5802 Current Rating: 5802 + 4979 = 10781 votesCurrent Rating: 5802 + 4979 = 10781 votes 4979

[383] 23: This book says
6724 Current Rating: 6724 + 7561 = 14285 votesCurrent Rating: 6724 + 7561 = 14285 votes 7561

[382] 22: Tell your mother
6819 Current Rating: 6819 + 8770 = 15589 votesCurrent Rating: 6819 + 8770 = 15589 votes 8770

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
13107 Current Rating: 13107 + 14905 = 28012 votesCurrent Rating: 13107 + 14905 = 28012 votes 14905

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
7719 Current Rating: 7719 + 9583 = 17302 votesCurrent Rating: 7719 + 9583 = 17302 votes 9583

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
6914 Current Rating: 6914 + 6018 = 12932 votesCurrent Rating: 6914 + 6018 = 12932 votes 6018

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
17369 Current Rating: 17369 + 20558 = 37927 votesCurrent Rating: 17369 + 20558 = 37927 votes 20558

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
16672 Current Rating: 16672 + 17661 = 34333 votesCurrent Rating: 16672 + 17661 = 34333 votes 17661

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
12336 Current Rating: 12336 + 15226 = 27562 votesCurrent Rating: 12336 + 15226 = 27562 votes 15226

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
9877 Current Rating: 9877 + 11867 = 21744 votesCurrent Rating: 9877 + 11867 = 21744 votes 11867

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
9012 Current Rating: 9012 + 9839 = 18851 votesCurrent Rating: 9012 + 9839 = 18851 votes 9839

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
7008 Current Rating: 7008 + 8406 = 15414 votesCurrent Rating: 7008 + 8406 = 15414 votes 8406

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
13218 Current Rating: 13218 + 14898 = 28116 votesCurrent Rating: 13218 + 14898 = 28116 votes 14898

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
18436 Current Rating: 18436 + 20801 = 39237 votesCurrent Rating: 18436 + 20801 = 39237 votes 20801


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
13824 Current Rating: 13824 + 15557 = 29381 votesCurrent Rating: 13824 + 15557 = 29381 votes 15557

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
8909 Current Rating: 8909 + 10581 = 19490 votesCurrent Rating: 8909 + 10581 = 19490 votes 10581

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
8003 Current Rating: 8003 + 9489 = 17492 votesCurrent Rating: 8003 + 9489 = 17492 votes 9489

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
7165 Current Rating: 7165 + 9600 = 16765 votesCurrent Rating: 7165 + 9600 = 16765 votes 9600

[366] 22: You look like crap
7339 Current Rating: 7339 + 8933 = 16272 votesCurrent Rating: 7339 + 8933 = 16272 votes 8933

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
15968 Current Rating: 15968 + 16182 = 32150 votesCurrent Rating: 15968 + 16182 = 32150 votes 16182

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
16378 Current Rating: 16378 + 19859 = 36237 votesCurrent Rating: 16378 + 19859 = 36237 votes 19859

[363] 16: What happened to him?
10104 Current Rating: 10104 + 12932 = 23036 votesCurrent Rating: 10104 + 12932 = 23036 votes 12932

[362] 15: What was shopping like
6074 Current Rating: 6074 + 6371 = 12445 votesCurrent Rating: 6074 + 6371 = 12445 votes 6371

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
6422 Current Rating: 6422 + 6254 = 12676 votesCurrent Rating: 6422 + 6254 = 12676 votes 6254

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
8464 Current Rating: 8464 + 9764 = 18228 votesCurrent Rating: 8464 + 9764 = 18228 votes 9764

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
6850 Current Rating: 6850 + 9443 = 16293 votesCurrent Rating: 6850 + 9443 = 16293 votes 9443

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
7340 Current Rating: 7340 + 6415 = 13755 votesCurrent Rating: 7340 + 6415 = 13755 votes 6415

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
15983 Current Rating: 15983 + 18923 = 34906 votesCurrent Rating: 15983 + 18923 = 34906 votes 18923

[356] 3: What are you doing?
6137 Current Rating: 6137 + 5683 = 11820 votesCurrent Rating: 6137 + 5683 = 11820 votes 5683

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
6290 Current Rating: 6290 + 5723 = 12013 votesCurrent Rating: 6290 + 5723 = 12013 votes 5723

[354] 1: In the old days
8094 Current Rating: 8094 + 10041 = 18135 votesCurrent Rating: 8094 + 10041 = 18135 votes 10041


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
10773 Current Rating: 10773 + 12319 = 23092 votesCurrent Rating: 10773 + 12319 = 23092 votes 12319

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
6716 Current Rating: 6716 + 6065 = 12781 votesCurrent Rating: 6716 + 6065 = 12781 votes 6065

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
5455 Current Rating: 5455 + 4785 = 10240 votesCurrent Rating: 5455 + 4785 = 10240 votes 4785

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
6028 Current Rating: 6028 + 7004 = 13032 votesCurrent Rating: 6028 + 7004 = 13032 votes 7004

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
6483 Current Rating: 6483 + 5589 = 12072 votesCurrent Rating: 6483 + 5589 = 12072 votes 5589

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
6390 Current Rating: 6390 + 5905 = 12295 votesCurrent Rating: 6390 + 5905 = 12295 votes 5905

[347] 19: Left a bit...
6670 Current Rating: 6670 + 7669 = 14339 votesCurrent Rating: 6670 + 7669 = 14339 votes 7669

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
5899 Current Rating: 5899 + 5136 = 11035 votesCurrent Rating: 5899 + 5136 = 11035 votes 5136

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
5774 Current Rating: 5774 + 5219 = 10993 votesCurrent Rating: 5774 + 5219 = 10993 votes 5219

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
6862 Current Rating: 6862 + 9476 = 16338 votesCurrent Rating: 6862 + 9476 = 16338 votes 9476

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
7463 Current Rating: 7463 + 8714 = 16177 votesCurrent Rating: 7463 + 8714 = 16177 votes 8714

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
5447 Current Rating: 5447 + 4954 = 10401 votesCurrent Rating: 5447 + 4954 = 10401 votes 4954

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
7155 Current Rating: 7155 + 7012 = 14167 votesCurrent Rating: 7155 + 7012 = 14167 votes 7012






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