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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
11632 Current Rating: 11632 + 12524 = 24156 votesCurrent Rating: 11632 + 12524 = 24156 votes 12524

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
14083 Current Rating: 14083 + 15337 = 29420 votesCurrent Rating: 14083 + 15337 = 29420 votes 15337

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
9218 Current Rating: 9218 + 9949 = 19167 votesCurrent Rating: 9218 + 9949 = 19167 votes 9949

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
12661 Current Rating: 12661 + 13468 = 26129 votesCurrent Rating: 12661 + 13468 = 26129 votes 13468

[557] 19: Save a cow
10308 Current Rating: 10308 + 12901 = 23209 votesCurrent Rating: 10308 + 12901 = 23209 votes 12901

[556] 15: You know the idiom
30284 Current Rating: 30284 + 29210 = 59494 votesCurrent Rating: 30284 + 29210 = 59494 votes 29210

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
19200 Current Rating: 19200 + 21192 = 40392 votesCurrent Rating: 19200 + 21192 = 40392 votes 21192

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
27328 Current Rating: 27328 + 34871 = 62199 votesCurrent Rating: 27328 + 34871 = 62199 votes 34871

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
25599 Current Rating: 25599 + 26925 = 52524 votesCurrent Rating: 25599 + 26925 = 52524 votes 26925

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
28713 Current Rating: 28713 + 32482 = 61195 votesCurrent Rating: 28713 + 32482 = 61195 votes 32482

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
22071 Current Rating: 22071 + 25021 = 47092 votesCurrent Rating: 22071 + 25021 = 47092 votes 25021

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
13515 Current Rating: 13515 + 14072 = 27587 votesCurrent Rating: 13515 + 14072 = 27587 votes 14072

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
12094 Current Rating: 12094 + 13272 = 25366 votesCurrent Rating: 12094 + 13272 = 25366 votes 13272

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
11941 Current Rating: 11941 + 12986 = 24927 votesCurrent Rating: 11941 + 12986 = 24927 votes 12986

[547] 1: I think all of those people
27690 Current Rating: 27690 + 31310 = 59000 votesCurrent Rating: 27690 + 31310 = 59000 votes 31310


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
18604 Current Rating: 18604 + 21103 = 39707 votesCurrent Rating: 18604 + 21103 = 39707 votes 21103

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
12071 Current Rating: 12071 + 11177 = 23248 votesCurrent Rating: 12071 + 11177 = 23248 votes 11177

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
13848 Current Rating: 13848 + 16174 = 30022 votesCurrent Rating: 13848 + 16174 = 30022 votes 16174

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
19506 Current Rating: 19506 + 21178 = 40684 votesCurrent Rating: 19506 + 21178 = 40684 votes 21178

[542] 23: Have you noticed
13013 Current Rating: 13013 + 12145 = 25158 votesCurrent Rating: 13013 + 12145 = 25158 votes 12145

[541] 22: I canít believe it
20650 Current Rating: 20650 + 20557 = 41207 votesCurrent Rating: 20650 + 20557 = 41207 votes 20557

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
19252 Current Rating: 19252 + 19922 = 39174 votesCurrent Rating: 19252 + 19922 = 39174 votes 19922

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
29059 Current Rating: 29059 + 32795 = 61854 votesCurrent Rating: 29059 + 32795 = 61854 votes 32795

[538] 17: A real man
13361 Current Rating: 13361 + 14353 = 27714 votesCurrent Rating: 13361 + 14353 = 27714 votes 14353

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
23460 Current Rating: 23460 + 25305 = 48765 votesCurrent Rating: 23460 + 25305 = 48765 votes 25305

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
19780 Current Rating: 19780 + 21197 = 40977 votesCurrent Rating: 19780 + 21197 = 40977 votes 21197

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
23059 Current Rating: 23059 + 25494 = 48553 votesCurrent Rating: 23059 + 25494 = 48553 votes 25494

[534] 11: Thanks Google
22573 Current Rating: 22573 + 24927 = 47500 votesCurrent Rating: 22573 + 24927 = 47500 votes 24927

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
20349 Current Rating: 20349 + 22444 = 42793 votesCurrent Rating: 20349 + 22444 = 42793 votes 22444

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
18742 Current Rating: 18742 + 20539 = 39281 votesCurrent Rating: 18742 + 20539 = 39281 votes 20539

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
9246 Current Rating: 9246 + 8699 = 17945 votesCurrent Rating: 9246 + 8699 = 17945 votes 8699

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
9195 Current Rating: 9195 + 8329 = 17524 votesCurrent Rating: 9195 + 8329 = 17524 votes 8329

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
11147 Current Rating: 11147 + 10805 = 21952 votesCurrent Rating: 11147 + 10805 = 21952 votes 10805

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
8569 Current Rating: 8569 + 9441 = 18010 votesCurrent Rating: 8569 + 9441 = 18010 votes 9441

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
10616 Current Rating: 10616 + 12081 = 22697 votesCurrent Rating: 10616 + 12081 = 22697 votes 12081

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
8140 Current Rating: 8140 + 7429 = 15569 votesCurrent Rating: 8140 + 7429 = 15569 votes 7429


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
9185 Current Rating: 9185 + 9465 = 18650 votesCurrent Rating: 9185 + 9465 = 18650 votes 9465

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
9507 Current Rating: 9507 + 10527 = 20034 votesCurrent Rating: 9507 + 10527 = 20034 votes 10527

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
10875 Current Rating: 10875 + 10842 = 21717 votesCurrent Rating: 10875 + 10842 = 21717 votes 10842

[522] 26: Hey babe
8760 Current Rating: 8760 + 8648 = 17408 votesCurrent Rating: 8760 + 8648 = 17408 votes 8648

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
12572 Current Rating: 12572 + 12386 = 24958 votesCurrent Rating: 12572 + 12386 = 24958 votes 12386

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
13456 Current Rating: 13456 + 14930 = 28386 votesCurrent Rating: 13456 + 14930 = 28386 votes 14930

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
31334 Current Rating: 31334 + 32041 = 63375 votesCurrent Rating: 31334 + 32041 = 63375 votes 32041

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
17225 Current Rating: 17225 + 19207 = 36432 votesCurrent Rating: 17225 + 19207 = 36432 votes 19207

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
21139 Current Rating: 21139 + 23442 = 44581 votesCurrent Rating: 21139 + 23442 = 44581 votes 23442

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
19765 Current Rating: 19765 + 22206 = 41971 votesCurrent Rating: 19765 + 22206 = 41971 votes 22206

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
34383 Current Rating: 34383 + 34455 = 68838 votesCurrent Rating: 34383 + 34455 = 68838 votes 34455

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
50516 Current Rating: 50516 + 52517 = 103033 votesCurrent Rating: 50516 + 52517 = 103033 votes 52517

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
32816 Current Rating: 32816 + 32862 = 65678 votesCurrent Rating: 32816 + 32862 = 65678 votes 32862

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
20304 Current Rating: 20304 + 21509 = 41813 votesCurrent Rating: 20304 + 21509 = 41813 votes 21509

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
39369 Current Rating: 39369 + 40762 = 80131 votesCurrent Rating: 39369 + 40762 = 80131 votes 40762

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
15587 Current Rating: 15587 + 15461 = 31048 votesCurrent Rating: 15587 + 15461 = 31048 votes 15461

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
41152 Current Rating: 41152 + 46971 = 88123 votesCurrent Rating: 41152 + 46971 = 88123 votes 46971

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
12921 Current Rating: 12921 + 14226 = 27147 votesCurrent Rating: 12921 + 14226 = 27147 votes 14226

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
20822 Current Rating: 20822 + 22929 = 43751 votesCurrent Rating: 20822 + 22929 = 43751 votes 22929

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
16682 Current Rating: 16682 + 18366 = 35048 votesCurrent Rating: 16682 + 18366 = 35048 votes 18366

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
15861 Current Rating: 15861 + 16897 = 32758 votesCurrent Rating: 15861 + 16897 = 32758 votes 16897


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
35035 Current Rating: 35035 + 37143 = 72178 votesCurrent Rating: 35035 + 37143 = 72178 votes 37143

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
11462 Current Rating: 11462 + 10772 = 22234 votesCurrent Rating: 11462 + 10772 = 22234 votes 10772

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
10494 Current Rating: 10494 + 11119 = 21613 votesCurrent Rating: 10494 + 11119 = 21613 votes 11119

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
15690 Current Rating: 15690 + 17973 = 33663 votesCurrent Rating: 15690 + 17973 = 33663 votes 17973

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
12932 Current Rating: 12932 + 14608 = 27540 votesCurrent Rating: 12932 + 14608 = 27540 votes 14608

[499] 23: You need to cut down
14019 Current Rating: 14019 + 15867 = 29886 votesCurrent Rating: 14019 + 15867 = 29886 votes 15867

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
10787 Current Rating: 10787 + 9979 = 20766 votesCurrent Rating: 10787 + 9979 = 20766 votes 9979

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
13002 Current Rating: 13002 + 12067 = 25069 votesCurrent Rating: 13002 + 12067 = 25069 votes 12067

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
13429 Current Rating: 13429 + 12790 = 26219 votesCurrent Rating: 13429 + 12790 = 26219 votes 12790

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
23902 Current Rating: 23902 + 28390 = 52292 votesCurrent Rating: 23902 + 28390 = 52292 votes 28390

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
22299 Current Rating: 22299 + 23751 = 46050 votesCurrent Rating: 22299 + 23751 = 46050 votes 23751

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
16035 Current Rating: 16035 + 17831 = 33866 votesCurrent Rating: 16035 + 17831 = 33866 votes 17831

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
15601 Current Rating: 15601 + 16715 = 32316 votesCurrent Rating: 15601 + 16715 = 32316 votes 16715

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
14914 Current Rating: 14914 + 15453 = 30367 votesCurrent Rating: 14914 + 15453 = 30367 votes 15453

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
12389 Current Rating: 12389 + 14210 = 26599 votesCurrent Rating: 12389 + 14210 = 26599 votes 14210

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
29238 Current Rating: 29238 + 30792 = 60030 votesCurrent Rating: 29238 + 30792 = 60030 votes 30792

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
20391 Current Rating: 20391 + 21350 = 41741 votesCurrent Rating: 20391 + 21350 = 41741 votes 21350

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
15276 Current Rating: 15276 + 17089 = 32365 votesCurrent Rating: 15276 + 17089 = 32365 votes 17089

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
18698 Current Rating: 18698 + 20570 = 39268 votesCurrent Rating: 18698 + 20570 = 39268 votes 20570

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
18065 Current Rating: 18065 + 20178 = 38243 votesCurrent Rating: 18065 + 20178 = 38243 votes 20178

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
38011 Current Rating: 38011 + 41329 = 79340 votesCurrent Rating: 38011 + 41329 = 79340 votes 41329

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
16389 Current Rating: 16389 + 18245 = 34634 votesCurrent Rating: 16389 + 18245 = 34634 votes 18245


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
18188 Current Rating: 18188 + 20235 = 38423 votesCurrent Rating: 18188 + 20235 = 38423 votes 20235

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
20801 Current Rating: 20801 + 20449 = 41250 votesCurrent Rating: 20801 + 20449 = 41250 votes 20449

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
25952 Current Rating: 25952 + 23338 = 49290 votesCurrent Rating: 25952 + 23338 = 49290 votes 23338

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
33902 Current Rating: 33902 + 35224 = 69126 votesCurrent Rating: 33902 + 35224 = 69126 votes 35224

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
29737 Current Rating: 29737 + 29088 = 58825 votesCurrent Rating: 29737 + 29088 = 58825 votes 29088

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
40837 Current Rating: 40837 + 44455 = 85292 votesCurrent Rating: 40837 + 44455 = 85292 votes 44455

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
18165 Current Rating: 18165 + 19874 = 38039 votesCurrent Rating: 18165 + 19874 = 38039 votes 19874

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
17698 Current Rating: 17698 + 19566 = 37264 votesCurrent Rating: 17698 + 19566 = 37264 votes 19566

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
34151 Current Rating: 34151 + 35457 = 69608 votesCurrent Rating: 34151 + 35457 = 69608 votes 35457

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
20035 Current Rating: 20035 + 22473 = 42508 votesCurrent Rating: 20035 + 22473 = 42508 votes 22473

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
26530 Current Rating: 26530 + 26022 = 52552 votesCurrent Rating: 26530 + 26022 = 52552 votes 26022

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
20247 Current Rating: 20247 + 21650 = 41897 votesCurrent Rating: 20247 + 21650 = 41897 votes 21650

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
25229 Current Rating: 25229 + 27678 = 52907 votesCurrent Rating: 25229 + 27678 = 52907 votes 27678

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
14328 Current Rating: 14328 + 15765 = 30093 votesCurrent Rating: 14328 + 15765 = 30093 votes 15765

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
13015 Current Rating: 13015 + 14239 = 27254 votesCurrent Rating: 13015 + 14239 = 27254 votes 14239

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
12694 Current Rating: 12694 + 13956 = 26650 votesCurrent Rating: 12694 + 13956 = 26650 votes 13956

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
15989 Current Rating: 15989 + 17076 = 33065 votesCurrent Rating: 15989 + 17076 = 33065 votes 17076

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
12885 Current Rating: 12885 + 13629 = 26514 votesCurrent Rating: 12885 + 13629 = 26514 votes 13629

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
12022 Current Rating: 12022 + 14597 = 26619 votesCurrent Rating: 12022 + 14597 = 26619 votes 14597

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
12355 Current Rating: 12355 + 15388 = 27743 votesCurrent Rating: 12355 + 15388 = 27743 votes 15388

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
21931 Current Rating: 21931 + 24142 = 46073 votesCurrent Rating: 21931 + 24142 = 46073 votes 24142


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
18179 Current Rating: 18179 + 19938 = 38117 votesCurrent Rating: 18179 + 19938 = 38117 votes 19938

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
12150 Current Rating: 12150 + 14136 = 26286 votesCurrent Rating: 12150 + 14136 = 26286 votes 14136

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
8812 Current Rating: 8812 + 9577 = 18389 votesCurrent Rating: 8812 + 9577 = 18389 votes 9577

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
11510 Current Rating: 11510 + 15797 = 27307 votesCurrent Rating: 11510 + 15797 = 27307 votes 15797

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
10474 Current Rating: 10474 + 13082 = 23556 votesCurrent Rating: 10474 + 13082 = 23556 votes 13082

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
13440 Current Rating: 13440 + 14521 = 27961 votesCurrent Rating: 13440 + 14521 = 27961 votes 14521

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
14988 Current Rating: 14988 + 36509 = 51497 votesCurrent Rating: 14988 + 36509 = 51497 votes 36509

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
8941 Current Rating: 8941 + 8461 = 17402 votesCurrent Rating: 8941 + 8461 = 17402 votes 8461

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
11491 Current Rating: 11491 + 14524 = 26015 votesCurrent Rating: 11491 + 14524 = 26015 votes 14524

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
10450 Current Rating: 10450 + 9348 = 19798 votesCurrent Rating: 10450 + 9348 = 19798 votes 9348

[451] 15: You women are so vain
7238 Current Rating: 7238 + 6071 = 13309 votesCurrent Rating: 7238 + 6071 = 13309 votes 6071

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
11941 Current Rating: 11941 + 14348 = 26289 votesCurrent Rating: 11941 + 14348 = 26289 votes 14348

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
10875 Current Rating: 10875 + 14864 = 25739 votesCurrent Rating: 10875 + 14864 = 25739 votes 14864

[448] 12: Sheís hot
12338 Current Rating: 12338 + 12964 = 25302 votesCurrent Rating: 12338 + 12964 = 25302 votes 12964

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
10460 Current Rating: 10460 + 9824 = 20284 votesCurrent Rating: 10460 + 9824 = 20284 votes 9824

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
8639 Current Rating: 8639 + 9344 = 17983 votesCurrent Rating: 8639 + 9344 = 17983 votes 9344

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
14524 Current Rating: 14524 + 16427 = 30951 votesCurrent Rating: 14524 + 16427 = 30951 votes 16427

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
8048 Current Rating: 8048 + 7319 = 15367 votesCurrent Rating: 8048 + 7319 = 15367 votes 7319

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
12634 Current Rating: 12634 + 13185 = 25819 votesCurrent Rating: 12634 + 13185 = 25819 votes 13185

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
11859 Current Rating: 11859 + 13546 = 25405 votesCurrent Rating: 11859 + 13546 = 25405 votes 13546

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
25182 Current Rating: 25182 + 28041 = 53223 votesCurrent Rating: 25182 + 28041 = 53223 votes 28041


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
10162 Current Rating: 10162 + 9319 = 19481 votesCurrent Rating: 10162 + 9319 = 19481 votes 9319

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
11646 Current Rating: 11646 + 14144 = 25790 votesCurrent Rating: 11646 + 14144 = 25790 votes 14144

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
7008 Current Rating: 7008 + 7326 = 14334 votesCurrent Rating: 7008 + 7326 = 14334 votes 7326

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
45678 Current Rating: 45678 + 46436 = 92114 votesCurrent Rating: 45678 + 46436 = 92114 votes 46436

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
23020 Current Rating: 23020 + 25325 = 48345 votesCurrent Rating: 23020 + 25325 = 48345 votes 25325

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
8571 Current Rating: 8571 + 9462 = 18033 votesCurrent Rating: 8571 + 9462 = 18033 votes 9462

[434] 21: If you went camping
15149 Current Rating: 15149 + 14716 = 29865 votesCurrent Rating: 15149 + 14716 = 29865 votes 14716

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
30380 Current Rating: 30380 + 38675 = 69055 votesCurrent Rating: 30380 + 38675 = 69055 votes 38675

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
22652 Current Rating: 22652 + 30151 = 52803 votesCurrent Rating: 22652 + 30151 = 52803 votes 30151

[431] 14: I saw a news program
16775 Current Rating: 16775 + 17718 = 34493 votesCurrent Rating: 16775 + 17718 = 34493 votes 17718

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
10933 Current Rating: 10933 + 12495 = 23428 votesCurrent Rating: 10933 + 12495 = 23428 votes 12495

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
8959 Current Rating: 8959 + 8283 = 17242 votesCurrent Rating: 8959 + 8283 = 17242 votes 8283

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
13270 Current Rating: 13270 + 15716 = 28986 votesCurrent Rating: 13270 + 15716 = 28986 votes 15716

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
10709 Current Rating: 10709 + 12746 = 23455 votesCurrent Rating: 10709 + 12746 = 23455 votes 12746

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
8573 Current Rating: 8573 + 7702 = 16275 votesCurrent Rating: 8573 + 7702 = 16275 votes 7702

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
20043 Current Rating: 20043 + 20230 = 40273 votesCurrent Rating: 20043 + 20230 = 40273 votes 20230

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
8063 Current Rating: 8063 + 9075 = 17138 votesCurrent Rating: 8063 + 9075 = 17138 votes 9075

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
10626 Current Rating: 10626 + 11781 = 22407 votesCurrent Rating: 10626 + 11781 = 22407 votes 11781

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
9529 Current Rating: 9529 + 11795 = 21324 votesCurrent Rating: 9529 + 11795 = 21324 votes 11795


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
10269 Current Rating: 10269 + 9753 = 20022 votesCurrent Rating: 10269 + 9753 = 20022 votes 9753

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
10724 Current Rating: 10724 + 14275 = 24999 votesCurrent Rating: 10724 + 14275 = 24999 votes 14275

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3355 = 7197 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3355 = 7197 votes 3355

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
9727 Current Rating: 9727 + 11668 = 21395 votesCurrent Rating: 9727 + 11668 = 21395 votes 11668

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
9846 Current Rating: 9846 + 8981 = 18827 votesCurrent Rating: 9846 + 8981 = 18827 votes 8981

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
9698 Current Rating: 9698 + 11562 = 21260 votesCurrent Rating: 9698 + 11562 = 21260 votes 11562

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
14327 Current Rating: 14327 + 17120 = 31447 votesCurrent Rating: 14327 + 17120 = 31447 votes 17120

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
15043 Current Rating: 15043 + 17093 = 32136 votesCurrent Rating: 15043 + 17093 = 32136 votes 17093

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
16480 Current Rating: 16480 + 18328 = 34808 votesCurrent Rating: 16480 + 18328 = 34808 votes 18328

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
11924 Current Rating: 11924 + 14259 = 26183 votesCurrent Rating: 11924 + 14259 = 26183 votes 14259

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
12933 Current Rating: 12933 + 12123 = 25056 votesCurrent Rating: 12933 + 12123 = 25056 votes 12123

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
13389 Current Rating: 13389 + 14932 = 28321 votesCurrent Rating: 13389 + 14932 = 28321 votes 14932

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
11398 Current Rating: 11398 + 14446 = 25844 votesCurrent Rating: 11398 + 14446 = 25844 votes 14446

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
11013 Current Rating: 11013 + 10208 = 21221 votesCurrent Rating: 11013 + 10208 = 21221 votes 10208

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
12512 Current Rating: 12512 + 14010 = 26522 votesCurrent Rating: 12512 + 14010 = 26522 votes 14010

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
11473 Current Rating: 11473 + 12446 = 23919 votesCurrent Rating: 11473 + 12446 = 23919 votes 12446

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
21477 Current Rating: 21477 + 23403 = 44880 votesCurrent Rating: 21477 + 23403 = 44880 votes 23403

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
12119 Current Rating: 12119 + 13358 = 25477 votesCurrent Rating: 12119 + 13358 = 25477 votes 13358

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
7669 Current Rating: 7669 + 9814 = 17483 votesCurrent Rating: 7669 + 9814 = 17483 votes 9814

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
10359 Current Rating: 10359 + 11742 = 22101 votesCurrent Rating: 10359 + 11742 = 22101 votes 11742


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
21123 Current Rating: 21123 + 22109 = 43232 votesCurrent Rating: 21123 + 22109 = 43232 votes 22109

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
17474 Current Rating: 17474 + 17772 = 35246 votesCurrent Rating: 17474 + 17772 = 35246 votes 17772

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
11367 Current Rating: 11367 + 12477 = 23844 votesCurrent Rating: 11367 + 12477 = 23844 votes 12477

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
20217 Current Rating: 20217 + 22376 = 42593 votesCurrent Rating: 20217 + 22376 = 42593 votes 22376

[397] 15: I Love you
44653 Current Rating: 44653 + 45660 = 90313 votesCurrent Rating: 44653 + 45660 = 90313 votes 45660

[396] 14: Hey, come on
12135 Current Rating: 12135 + 13470 = 25605 votesCurrent Rating: 12135 + 13470 = 25605 votes 13470

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
66818 Current Rating: 66818 + 69117 = 135935 votesCurrent Rating: 66818 + 69117 = 135935 votes 69117

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
10478 Current Rating: 10478 + 14480 = 24958 votesCurrent Rating: 10478 + 14480 = 24958 votes 14480

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
9938 Current Rating: 9938 + 11723 = 21661 votesCurrent Rating: 9938 + 11723 = 21661 votes 11723

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
11527 Current Rating: 11527 + 17000 = 28527 votesCurrent Rating: 11527 + 17000 = 28527 votes 17000

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
10107 Current Rating: 10107 + 10304 = 20411 votesCurrent Rating: 10107 + 10304 = 20411 votes 10304

[390] 4: What are you doing?
9891 Current Rating: 9891 + 10886 = 20777 votesCurrent Rating: 9891 + 10886 = 20777 votes 10886

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
16082 Current Rating: 16082 + 17475 = 33557 votesCurrent Rating: 16082 + 17475 = 33557 votes 17475


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
13111 Current Rating: 13111 + 13948 = 27059 votesCurrent Rating: 13111 + 13948 = 27059 votes 13948

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
12715 Current Rating: 12715 + 12153 = 24868 votesCurrent Rating: 12715 + 12153 = 24868 votes 12153

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
24236 Current Rating: 24236 + 26145 = 50381 votesCurrent Rating: 24236 + 26145 = 50381 votes 26145

[385] 25: Can you please call security
16258 Current Rating: 16258 + 18798 = 35056 votesCurrent Rating: 16258 + 18798 = 35056 votes 18798

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
38743 Current Rating: 38743 + 37221 = 75964 votesCurrent Rating: 38743 + 37221 = 75964 votes 37221

[383] 23: This book says
11294 Current Rating: 11294 + 12635 = 23929 votesCurrent Rating: 11294 + 12635 = 23929 votes 12635

[382] 22: Tell your mother
11613 Current Rating: 11613 + 14335 = 25948 votesCurrent Rating: 11613 + 14335 = 25948 votes 14335

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
16908 Current Rating: 16908 + 18827 = 35735 votesCurrent Rating: 16908 + 18827 = 35735 votes 18827

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
18072 Current Rating: 18072 + 26503 = 44575 votesCurrent Rating: 18072 + 26503 = 44575 votes 26503

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
13593 Current Rating: 13593 + 13298 = 26891 votesCurrent Rating: 13593 + 13298 = 26891 votes 13298

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
22018 Current Rating: 22018 + 25272 = 47290 votesCurrent Rating: 22018 + 25272 = 47290 votes 25272

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
22454 Current Rating: 22454 + 21703 = 44157 votesCurrent Rating: 22454 + 21703 = 44157 votes 21703

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
16573 Current Rating: 16573 + 19377 = 35950 votesCurrent Rating: 16573 + 19377 = 35950 votes 19377

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
17101 Current Rating: 17101 + 16960 = 34061 votesCurrent Rating: 17101 + 16960 = 34061 votes 16960

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
13224 Current Rating: 13224 + 13909 = 27133 votesCurrent Rating: 13224 + 13909 = 27133 votes 13909

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
11756 Current Rating: 11756 + 17856 = 29612 votesCurrent Rating: 11756 + 17856 = 29612 votes 17856

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
19109 Current Rating: 19109 + 20800 = 39909 votesCurrent Rating: 19109 + 20800 = 39909 votes 20800

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
24662 Current Rating: 24662 + 26939 = 51601 votesCurrent Rating: 24662 + 26939 = 51601 votes 26939


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
19606 Current Rating: 19606 + 21231 = 40837 votesCurrent Rating: 19606 + 21231 = 40837 votes 21231

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
12830 Current Rating: 12830 + 14439 = 27269 votesCurrent Rating: 12830 + 14439 = 27269 votes 14439

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
12033 Current Rating: 12033 + 13417 = 25450 votesCurrent Rating: 12033 + 13417 = 25450 votes 13417

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
12203 Current Rating: 12203 + 15630 = 27833 votesCurrent Rating: 12203 + 15630 = 27833 votes 15630

[366] 22: You look like crap
11040 Current Rating: 11040 + 15217 = 26257 votesCurrent Rating: 11040 + 15217 = 26257 votes 15217

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
19357 Current Rating: 19357 + 19708 = 39065 votesCurrent Rating: 19357 + 19708 = 39065 votes 19708

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
20463 Current Rating: 20463 + 23844 = 44307 votesCurrent Rating: 20463 + 23844 = 44307 votes 23844

[363] 16: What happened to him?
14964 Current Rating: 14964 + 17531 = 32495 votesCurrent Rating: 14964 + 17531 = 32495 votes 17531

[362] 15: What was shopping like
12194 Current Rating: 12194 + 12530 = 24724 votesCurrent Rating: 12194 + 12530 = 24724 votes 12530

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
10412 Current Rating: 10412 + 10300 = 20712 votesCurrent Rating: 10412 + 10300 = 20712 votes 10300

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
12233 Current Rating: 12233 + 13444 = 25677 votesCurrent Rating: 12233 + 13444 = 25677 votes 13444

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
10149 Current Rating: 10149 + 12833 = 22982 votesCurrent Rating: 10149 + 12833 = 22982 votes 12833

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
16083 Current Rating: 16083 + 18579 = 34662 votesCurrent Rating: 16083 + 18579 = 34662 votes 18579

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
21186 Current Rating: 21186 + 24240 = 45426 votesCurrent Rating: 21186 + 24240 = 45426 votes 24240

[356] 3: What are you doing?
10135 Current Rating: 10135 + 9707 = 19842 votesCurrent Rating: 10135 + 9707 = 19842 votes 9707

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
15067 Current Rating: 15067 + 14460 = 29527 votesCurrent Rating: 15067 + 14460 = 29527 votes 14460

[354] 1: In the old days
12278 Current Rating: 12278 + 15070 = 27348 votesCurrent Rating: 12278 + 15070 = 27348 votes 15070


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
15659 Current Rating: 15659 + 17131 = 32790 votesCurrent Rating: 15659 + 17131 = 32790 votes 17131

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
11713 Current Rating: 11713 + 11071 = 22784 votesCurrent Rating: 11713 + 11071 = 22784 votes 11071

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
8823 Current Rating: 8823 + 8092 = 16915 votesCurrent Rating: 8823 + 8092 = 16915 votes 8092

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
8894 Current Rating: 8894 + 10067 = 18961 votesCurrent Rating: 8894 + 10067 = 18961 votes 10067

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
11505 Current Rating: 11505 + 11394 = 22899 votesCurrent Rating: 11505 + 11394 = 22899 votes 11394

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
16170 Current Rating: 16170 + 15642 = 31812 votesCurrent Rating: 16170 + 15642 = 31812 votes 15642

[347] 19: Left a bit...
9902 Current Rating: 9902 + 11527 = 21429 votesCurrent Rating: 9902 + 11527 = 21429 votes 11527

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
10313 Current Rating: 10313 + 9442 = 19755 votesCurrent Rating: 10313 + 9442 = 19755 votes 9442

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
9941 Current Rating: 9941 + 9711 = 19652 votesCurrent Rating: 9941 + 9711 = 19652 votes 9711

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
10600 Current Rating: 10600 + 13203 = 23803 votesCurrent Rating: 10600 + 13203 = 23803 votes 13203

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
12334 Current Rating: 12334 + 22807 = 35141 votesCurrent Rating: 12334 + 22807 = 35141 votes 22807

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
9865 Current Rating: 9865 + 9252 = 19117 votesCurrent Rating: 9865 + 9252 = 19117 votes 9252

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
12557 Current Rating: 12557 + 15176 = 27733 votesCurrent Rating: 12557 + 15176 = 27733 votes 15176






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