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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
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[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
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[559] 21: It is so hard for women
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[558] 20: Give me a double anything
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[557] 19: Save a cow
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[556] 15: You know the idiom
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[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
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[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
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[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
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[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
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[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
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[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
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[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
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[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
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[547] 1: I think all of those people
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Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
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[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
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[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
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[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
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[542] 23: Have you noticed
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[541] 22: I can’t believe it
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[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
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[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
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[538] 17: A real man
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[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
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[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
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[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
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[534] 11: Thanks Google
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[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
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[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
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[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
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[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
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[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
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[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
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[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
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[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
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Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
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[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
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[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
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[522] 26: Hey babe
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[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
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[520] 24: My wife is so fat
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[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
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[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
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[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
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[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
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[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
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[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
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[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
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[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
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[511] 11: What the hell!?!
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[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
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[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in
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[508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident
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[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
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[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
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[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
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Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here
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[503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely
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[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
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[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong?
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[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
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[499] 23: You need to cut down
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[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
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[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
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[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
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[495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me
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[494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel
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[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
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[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
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[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
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[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
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[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
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[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
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[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
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[486] 6: I’m ready, we can go
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[485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful
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[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
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[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
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Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
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[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
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[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
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[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
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[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
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[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
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[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
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[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
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[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
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[473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months
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[472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town
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[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
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[470] 15: Now that we’re engaged
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[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
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[468] 11: I think I’m getting old
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[467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt
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[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
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[465] 4: I discovered three things today
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[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
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[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
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[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
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Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
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[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
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[459] 27: Good morning Professor
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[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
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[457] 25: I realised that my wife
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[456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
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[455] 21: We are gathered here today
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[454] 20: You look flipping angry
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[453] 19: That’s just disgusting ...
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[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
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[451] 15: You women are so vain
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[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
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[449] 13: So you’re crying again
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[448] 12: She’s hot
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[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
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[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
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[445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support
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[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
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[443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour
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[442] 4: A woman marries a man
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[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
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Jun 2011
[440] 29: I’m really not happy
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[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
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[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
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[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
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[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
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[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
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[434] 21: If you went camping
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[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
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[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
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[431] 14: I saw a news program
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[430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere
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[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
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[428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible
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[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
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[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
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[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
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[424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot
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[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
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[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
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May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
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[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
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[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
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[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
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[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
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[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
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[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
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[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
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[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
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[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
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[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
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[410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today
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[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
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[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
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[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
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[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
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[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
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[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
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[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
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[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
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Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support
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[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
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[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
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[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
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[397] 15: I Love you
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[396] 14: Hey, come on
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[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
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[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
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[393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant!
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[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
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[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
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[390] 4: What are you doing?
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[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
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Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
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[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
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[386] 28: I’m always amazed
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[385] 25: Can you please call security
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[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
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[383] 23: This book says
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[382] 22: Tell your mother
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[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
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[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
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[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
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[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
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[377] 11: To be happy with a man
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[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
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[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
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[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
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[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
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[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
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[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
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Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
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[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
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[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
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[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
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[366] 22: You look like crap
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[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
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[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
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[363] 16: What happened to him?
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[362] 15: What was shopping like
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[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
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[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about
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[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
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[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
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[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
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[356] 3: What are you doing?
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[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
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[354] 1: In the old days
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Jan 2011
[353] 31: What’s the difference between
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[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
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[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
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[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
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[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
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[348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink?
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[347] 19: Left a bit...
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[346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now
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[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
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[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
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[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
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[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
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[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
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