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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
7301 Current Rating: 7301 + 6618 = 13919 votesCurrent Rating: 7301 + 6618 = 13919 votes 6618

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
9795 Current Rating: 9795 + 10952 = 20747 votesCurrent Rating: 9795 + 10952 = 20747 votes 10952

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
5954 Current Rating: 5954 + 5351 = 11305 votesCurrent Rating: 5954 + 5351 = 11305 votes 5351

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
5996 Current Rating: 5996 + 4952 = 10948 votesCurrent Rating: 5996 + 4952 = 10948 votes 4952

[557] 19: Save a cow
6697 Current Rating: 6697 + 9224 = 15921 votesCurrent Rating: 6697 + 9224 = 15921 votes 9224

[556] 15: You know the idiom
19290 Current Rating: 19290 + 20059 = 39349 votesCurrent Rating: 19290 + 20059 = 39349 votes 20059

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
14328 Current Rating: 14328 + 16183 = 30511 votesCurrent Rating: 14328 + 16183 = 30511 votes 16183

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
20592 Current Rating: 20592 + 28129 = 48721 votesCurrent Rating: 20592 + 28129 = 48721 votes 28129

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
17419 Current Rating: 17419 + 18819 = 36238 votesCurrent Rating: 17419 + 18819 = 36238 votes 18819

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
24157 Current Rating: 24157 + 27897 = 52054 votesCurrent Rating: 24157 + 27897 = 52054 votes 27897

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
16639 Current Rating: 16639 + 19060 = 35699 votesCurrent Rating: 16639 + 19060 = 35699 votes 19060

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
9849 Current Rating: 9849 + 10401 = 20250 votesCurrent Rating: 9849 + 10401 = 20250 votes 10401

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
8923 Current Rating: 8923 + 10076 = 18999 votesCurrent Rating: 8923 + 10076 = 18999 votes 10076

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
7586 Current Rating: 7586 + 6829 = 14415 votesCurrent Rating: 7586 + 6829 = 14415 votes 6829

[547] 1: I think all of those people
22761 Current Rating: 22761 + 26332 = 49093 votesCurrent Rating: 22761 + 26332 = 49093 votes 26332


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
14280 Current Rating: 14280 + 16752 = 31032 votesCurrent Rating: 14280 + 16752 = 31032 votes 16752

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
8798 Current Rating: 8798 + 7912 = 16710 votesCurrent Rating: 8798 + 7912 = 16710 votes 7912

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
10637 Current Rating: 10637 + 12966 = 23603 votesCurrent Rating: 10637 + 12966 = 23603 votes 12966

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
16301 Current Rating: 16301 + 17969 = 34270 votesCurrent Rating: 16301 + 17969 = 34270 votes 17969

[542] 23: Have you noticed
8848 Current Rating: 8848 + 7877 = 16725 votesCurrent Rating: 8848 + 7877 = 16725 votes 7877

[541] 22: I canít believe it
16762 Current Rating: 16762 + 16964 = 33726 votesCurrent Rating: 16762 + 16964 = 33726 votes 16964

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
15512 Current Rating: 15512 + 16077 = 31589 votesCurrent Rating: 15512 + 16077 = 31589 votes 16077

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
24824 Current Rating: 24824 + 28446 = 53270 votesCurrent Rating: 24824 + 28446 = 53270 votes 28446

[538] 17: A real man
9401 Current Rating: 9401 + 10567 = 19968 votesCurrent Rating: 9401 + 10567 = 19968 votes 10567

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
18447 Current Rating: 18447 + 20318 = 38765 votesCurrent Rating: 18447 + 20318 = 38765 votes 20318

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
9413 Current Rating: 9413 + 10761 = 20174 votesCurrent Rating: 9413 + 10761 = 20174 votes 10761

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
19883 Current Rating: 19883 + 22372 = 42255 votesCurrent Rating: 19883 + 22372 = 42255 votes 22372

[534] 11: Thanks Google
18880 Current Rating: 18880 + 21019 = 39899 votesCurrent Rating: 18880 + 21019 = 39899 votes 21019

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
17220 Current Rating: 17220 + 19267 = 36487 votesCurrent Rating: 17220 + 19267 = 36487 votes 19267

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
14914 Current Rating: 14914 + 16732 = 31646 votesCurrent Rating: 14914 + 16732 = 31646 votes 16732

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
5437 Current Rating: 5437 + 4869 = 10306 votesCurrent Rating: 5437 + 4869 = 10306 votes 4869

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
5042 Current Rating: 5042 + 4176 = 9218 votesCurrent Rating: 5042 + 4176 = 9218 votes 4176

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
6711 Current Rating: 6711 + 6052 = 12763 votesCurrent Rating: 6711 + 6052 = 12763 votes 6052

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
4851 Current Rating: 4851 + 5638 = 10489 votesCurrent Rating: 4851 + 5638 = 10489 votes 5638

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
4681 Current Rating: 4681 + 3901 = 8582 votesCurrent Rating: 4681 + 3901 = 8582 votes 3901

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
4461 Current Rating: 4461 + 3766 = 8227 votesCurrent Rating: 4461 + 3766 = 8227 votes 3766


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
5217 Current Rating: 5217 + 4028 = 9245 votesCurrent Rating: 5217 + 4028 = 9245 votes 4028

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
5155 Current Rating: 5155 + 6155 = 11310 votesCurrent Rating: 5155 + 6155 = 11310 votes 6155

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
5531 Current Rating: 5531 + 5283 = 10814 votesCurrent Rating: 5531 + 5283 = 10814 votes 5283

[522] 26: Hey babe
5409 Current Rating: 5409 + 5182 = 10591 votesCurrent Rating: 5409 + 5182 = 10591 votes 5182

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
8420 Current Rating: 8420 + 8142 = 16562 votesCurrent Rating: 8420 + 8142 = 16562 votes 8142

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
10048 Current Rating: 10048 + 11653 = 21701 votesCurrent Rating: 10048 + 11653 = 21701 votes 11653

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
28067 Current Rating: 28067 + 28708 = 56775 votesCurrent Rating: 28067 + 28708 = 56775 votes 28708

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
12735 Current Rating: 12735 + 14814 = 27549 votesCurrent Rating: 12735 + 14814 = 27549 votes 14814

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
16032 Current Rating: 16032 + 18338 = 34370 votesCurrent Rating: 16032 + 18338 = 34370 votes 18338

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
14141 Current Rating: 14141 + 16666 = 30807 votesCurrent Rating: 14141 + 16666 = 30807 votes 16666

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
30587 Current Rating: 30587 + 30767 = 61354 votesCurrent Rating: 30587 + 30767 = 61354 votes 30767

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
45514 Current Rating: 45514 + 47316 = 92830 votesCurrent Rating: 45514 + 47316 = 92830 votes 47316

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
28070 Current Rating: 28070 + 28085 = 56155 votesCurrent Rating: 28070 + 28085 = 56155 votes 28085

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
15808 Current Rating: 15808 + 17138 = 32946 votesCurrent Rating: 15808 + 17138 = 32946 votes 17138

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
30452 Current Rating: 30452 + 31990 = 62442 votesCurrent Rating: 30452 + 31990 = 62442 votes 31990

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
5306 Current Rating: 5306 + 4476 = 9782 votesCurrent Rating: 5306 + 4476 = 9782 votes 4476

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
32387 Current Rating: 32387 + 39084 = 71471 votesCurrent Rating: 32387 + 39084 = 71471 votes 39084

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
9058 Current Rating: 9058 + 10511 = 19569 votesCurrent Rating: 9058 + 10511 = 19569 votes 10511

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
16457 Current Rating: 16457 + 18613 = 35070 votesCurrent Rating: 16457 + 18613 = 35070 votes 18613

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
13197 Current Rating: 13197 + 14759 = 27956 votesCurrent Rating: 13197 + 14759 = 27956 votes 14759

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
11589 Current Rating: 11589 + 12539 = 24128 votesCurrent Rating: 11589 + 12539 = 24128 votes 12539


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
31808 Current Rating: 31808 + 33835 = 65643 votesCurrent Rating: 31808 + 33835 = 65643 votes 33835

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
7652 Current Rating: 7652 + 6830 = 14482 votesCurrent Rating: 7652 + 6830 = 14482 votes 6830

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
7015 Current Rating: 7015 + 7791 = 14806 votesCurrent Rating: 7015 + 7791 = 14806 votes 7791

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
11260 Current Rating: 11260 + 13522 = 24782 votesCurrent Rating: 11260 + 13522 = 24782 votes 13522

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
9106 Current Rating: 9106 + 10702 = 19808 votesCurrent Rating: 9106 + 10702 = 19808 votes 10702

[499] 23: You need to cut down
9581 Current Rating: 9581 + 11501 = 21082 votesCurrent Rating: 9581 + 11501 = 21082 votes 11501

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
7230 Current Rating: 7230 + 6357 = 13587 votesCurrent Rating: 7230 + 6357 = 13587 votes 6357

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
8634 Current Rating: 8634 + 7777 = 16411 votesCurrent Rating: 8634 + 7777 = 16411 votes 7777

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
8003 Current Rating: 8003 + 7023 = 15026 votesCurrent Rating: 8003 + 7023 = 15026 votes 7023

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
18048 Current Rating: 18048 + 22592 = 40640 votesCurrent Rating: 18048 + 22592 = 40640 votes 22592

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
17766 Current Rating: 17766 + 19042 = 36808 votesCurrent Rating: 17766 + 19042 = 36808 votes 19042

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
12525 Current Rating: 12525 + 14303 = 26828 votesCurrent Rating: 12525 + 14303 = 26828 votes 14303

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
11822 Current Rating: 11822 + 12842 = 24664 votesCurrent Rating: 11822 + 12842 = 24664 votes 12842

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
11467 Current Rating: 11467 + 11940 = 23407 votesCurrent Rating: 11467 + 11940 = 23407 votes 11940

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
9944 Current Rating: 9944 + 11839 = 21783 votesCurrent Rating: 9944 + 11839 = 21783 votes 11839

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
25186 Current Rating: 25186 + 26922 = 52108 votesCurrent Rating: 25186 + 26922 = 52108 votes 26922

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
16202 Current Rating: 16202 + 17321 = 33523 votesCurrent Rating: 16202 + 17321 = 33523 votes 17321

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
12977 Current Rating: 12977 + 14818 = 27795 votesCurrent Rating: 12977 + 14818 = 27795 votes 14818

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
13767 Current Rating: 13767 + 15630 = 29397 votesCurrent Rating: 13767 + 15630 = 29397 votes 15630

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
14614 Current Rating: 14614 + 16793 = 31407 votesCurrent Rating: 14614 + 16793 = 31407 votes 16793

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
34782 Current Rating: 34782 + 38260 = 73042 votesCurrent Rating: 34782 + 38260 = 73042 votes 38260

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
13050 Current Rating: 13050 + 14957 = 28007 votesCurrent Rating: 13050 + 14957 = 28007 votes 14957


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
14373 Current Rating: 14373 + 16520 = 30893 votesCurrent Rating: 14373 + 16520 = 30893 votes 16520

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
16236 Current Rating: 16236 + 16762 = 32998 votesCurrent Rating: 16236 + 16762 = 32998 votes 16762

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
16966 Current Rating: 16966 + 17343 = 34309 votesCurrent Rating: 16966 + 17343 = 34309 votes 17343

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
30426 Current Rating: 30426 + 31849 = 62275 votesCurrent Rating: 30426 + 31849 = 62275 votes 31849

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
17028 Current Rating: 17028 + 17631 = 34659 votesCurrent Rating: 17028 + 17631 = 34659 votes 17631

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
36753 Current Rating: 36753 + 40299 = 77052 votesCurrent Rating: 36753 + 40299 = 77052 votes 40299

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
14561 Current Rating: 14561 + 16192 = 30753 votesCurrent Rating: 14561 + 16192 = 30753 votes 16192

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
14296 Current Rating: 14296 + 16202 = 30498 votesCurrent Rating: 14296 + 16202 = 30498 votes 16202

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
30789 Current Rating: 30789 + 32116 = 62905 votesCurrent Rating: 30789 + 32116 = 62905 votes 32116

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
13441 Current Rating: 13441 + 15238 = 28679 votesCurrent Rating: 13441 + 15238 = 28679 votes 15238

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
18374 Current Rating: 18374 + 17999 = 36373 votesCurrent Rating: 18374 + 17999 = 36373 votes 17999

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
15809 Current Rating: 15809 + 17088 = 32897 votesCurrent Rating: 15809 + 17088 = 32897 votes 17088

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
15764 Current Rating: 15764 + 16819 = 32583 votesCurrent Rating: 15764 + 16819 = 32583 votes 16819

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
10715 Current Rating: 10715 + 12303 = 23018 votesCurrent Rating: 10715 + 12303 = 23018 votes 12303

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
9246 Current Rating: 9246 + 10513 = 19759 votesCurrent Rating: 9246 + 10513 = 19759 votes 10513

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
9476 Current Rating: 9476 + 10819 = 20295 votesCurrent Rating: 9476 + 10819 = 20295 votes 10819

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
13138 Current Rating: 13138 + 14189 = 27327 votesCurrent Rating: 13138 + 14189 = 27327 votes 14189

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
9051 Current Rating: 9051 + 9853 = 18904 votesCurrent Rating: 9051 + 9853 = 18904 votes 9853

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
8121 Current Rating: 8121 + 7546 = 15667 votesCurrent Rating: 8121 + 7546 = 15667 votes 7546

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
8726 Current Rating: 8726 + 10858 = 19584 votesCurrent Rating: 8726 + 10858 = 19584 votes 10858

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
18293 Current Rating: 18293 + 20460 = 38753 votesCurrent Rating: 18293 + 20460 = 38753 votes 20460


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
14530 Current Rating: 14530 + 16347 = 30877 votesCurrent Rating: 14530 + 16347 = 30877 votes 16347

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
7898 Current Rating: 7898 + 9591 = 17489 votesCurrent Rating: 7898 + 9591 = 17489 votes 9591

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
5245 Current Rating: 5245 + 5987 = 11232 votesCurrent Rating: 5245 + 5987 = 11232 votes 5987

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
7642 Current Rating: 7642 + 10086 = 17728 votesCurrent Rating: 7642 + 10086 = 17728 votes 10086

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
6712 Current Rating: 6712 + 9175 = 15887 votesCurrent Rating: 6712 + 9175 = 15887 votes 9175

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
9713 Current Rating: 9713 + 10769 = 20482 votesCurrent Rating: 9713 + 10769 = 20482 votes 10769

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
8111 Current Rating: 8111 + 9227 = 17338 votesCurrent Rating: 8111 + 9227 = 17338 votes 9227

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
5252 Current Rating: 5252 + 4722 = 9974 votesCurrent Rating: 5252 + 4722 = 9974 votes 4722

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
6753 Current Rating: 6753 + 9538 = 16291 votesCurrent Rating: 6753 + 9538 = 16291 votes 9538

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
6071 Current Rating: 6071 + 5100 = 11171 votesCurrent Rating: 6071 + 5100 = 11171 votes 5100

[451] 15: You women are so vain
4715 Current Rating: 4715 + 3600 = 8315 votesCurrent Rating: 4715 + 3600 = 8315 votes 3600

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
7392 Current Rating: 7392 + 9170 = 16562 votesCurrent Rating: 7392 + 9170 = 16562 votes 9170

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
6558 Current Rating: 6558 + 7312 = 13870 votesCurrent Rating: 6558 + 7312 = 13870 votes 7312

[448] 12: Sheís hot
8932 Current Rating: 8932 + 9703 = 18635 votesCurrent Rating: 8932 + 9703 = 18635 votes 9703

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
6989 Current Rating: 6989 + 6381 = 13370 votesCurrent Rating: 6989 + 6381 = 13370 votes 6381

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
5495 Current Rating: 5495 + 6314 = 11809 votesCurrent Rating: 5495 + 6314 = 11809 votes 6314

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
10325 Current Rating: 10325 + 12352 = 22677 votesCurrent Rating: 10325 + 12352 = 22677 votes 12352

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
5482 Current Rating: 5482 + 4768 = 10250 votesCurrent Rating: 5482 + 4768 = 10250 votes 4768

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
8165 Current Rating: 8165 + 8938 = 17103 votesCurrent Rating: 8165 + 8938 = 17103 votes 8938

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
8810 Current Rating: 8810 + 10481 = 19291 votesCurrent Rating: 8810 + 10481 = 19291 votes 10481

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
20963 Current Rating: 20963 + 23738 = 44701 votesCurrent Rating: 20963 + 23738 = 44701 votes 23738


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
6110 Current Rating: 6110 + 5319 = 11429 votesCurrent Rating: 6110 + 5319 = 11429 votes 5319

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
8541 Current Rating: 8541 + 10837 = 19378 votesCurrent Rating: 8541 + 10837 = 19378 votes 10837

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
3049 Current Rating: 3049 + 3342 = 6391 votesCurrent Rating: 3049 + 3342 = 6391 votes 3342

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
42376 Current Rating: 42376 + 43106 = 85482 votesCurrent Rating: 42376 + 43106 = 85482 votes 43106

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
19216 Current Rating: 19216 + 21432 = 40648 votesCurrent Rating: 19216 + 21432 = 40648 votes 21432

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
5487 Current Rating: 5487 + 6427 = 11914 votesCurrent Rating: 5487 + 6427 = 11914 votes 6427

[434] 21: If you went camping
6326 Current Rating: 6326 + 5731 = 12057 votesCurrent Rating: 6326 + 5731 = 12057 votes 5731

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
18221 Current Rating: 18221 + 26527 = 44748 votesCurrent Rating: 18221 + 26527 = 44748 votes 26527

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
18668 Current Rating: 18668 + 26167 = 44835 votesCurrent Rating: 18668 + 26167 = 44835 votes 26167

[431] 14: I saw a news program
7805 Current Rating: 7805 + 8474 = 16279 votesCurrent Rating: 7805 + 8474 = 16279 votes 8474

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
7062 Current Rating: 7062 + 8467 = 15529 votesCurrent Rating: 7062 + 8467 = 15529 votes 8467

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
5284 Current Rating: 5284 + 4642 = 9926 votesCurrent Rating: 5284 + 4642 = 9926 votes 4642

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
7606 Current Rating: 7606 + 10846 = 18452 votesCurrent Rating: 7606 + 10846 = 18452 votes 10846

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
6468 Current Rating: 6468 + 8418 = 14886 votesCurrent Rating: 6468 + 8418 = 14886 votes 8418

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
5431 Current Rating: 5431 + 4543 = 9974 votesCurrent Rating: 5431 + 4543 = 9974 votes 4543

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
15899 Current Rating: 15899 + 16238 = 32137 votesCurrent Rating: 15899 + 16238 = 32137 votes 16238

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
5232 Current Rating: 5232 + 6119 = 11351 votesCurrent Rating: 5232 + 6119 = 11351 votes 6119

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
6333 Current Rating: 6333 + 6117 = 12450 votesCurrent Rating: 6333 + 6117 = 12450 votes 6117

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
6338 Current Rating: 6338 + 8636 = 14974 votesCurrent Rating: 6338 + 8636 = 14974 votes 8636


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
6436 Current Rating: 6436 + 5761 = 12197 votesCurrent Rating: 6436 + 5761 = 12197 votes 5761

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
6970 Current Rating: 6970 + 8874 = 15844 votesCurrent Rating: 6970 + 8874 = 15844 votes 8874

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3348 = 7190 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3348 = 7190 votes 3348

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
6506 Current Rating: 6506 + 8377 = 14883 votesCurrent Rating: 6506 + 8377 = 14883 votes 8377

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
6162 Current Rating: 6162 + 5293 = 11455 votesCurrent Rating: 6162 + 5293 = 11455 votes 5293

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
6608 Current Rating: 6608 + 8472 = 15080 votesCurrent Rating: 6608 + 8472 = 15080 votes 8472

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
9277 Current Rating: 9277 + 12007 = 21284 votesCurrent Rating: 9277 + 12007 = 21284 votes 12007

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
11711 Current Rating: 11711 + 13698 = 25409 votesCurrent Rating: 11711 + 13698 = 25409 votes 13698

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
11476 Current Rating: 11476 + 13280 = 24756 votesCurrent Rating: 11476 + 13280 = 24756 votes 13280

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
6752 Current Rating: 6752 + 5755 = 12507 votesCurrent Rating: 6752 + 5755 = 12507 votes 5755

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
6328 Current Rating: 6328 + 5510 = 11838 votesCurrent Rating: 6328 + 5510 = 11838 votes 5510

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
11038 Current Rating: 11038 + 12560 = 23598 votesCurrent Rating: 11038 + 12560 = 23598 votes 12560

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
7039 Current Rating: 7039 + 6161 = 13200 votesCurrent Rating: 7039 + 6161 = 13200 votes 6161

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
7130 Current Rating: 7130 + 6157 = 13287 votesCurrent Rating: 7130 + 6157 = 13287 votes 6157

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
8379 Current Rating: 8379 + 10083 = 18462 votesCurrent Rating: 8379 + 10083 = 18462 votes 10083

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
7298 Current Rating: 7298 + 7557 = 14855 votesCurrent Rating: 7298 + 7557 = 14855 votes 7557

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
17617 Current Rating: 17617 + 19385 = 37002 votesCurrent Rating: 17617 + 19385 = 37002 votes 19385

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
7689 Current Rating: 7689 + 8440 = 16129 votesCurrent Rating: 7689 + 8440 = 16129 votes 8440

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
4327 Current Rating: 4327 + 6245 = 10572 votesCurrent Rating: 4327 + 6245 = 10572 votes 6245

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
6850 Current Rating: 6850 + 8207 = 15057 votesCurrent Rating: 6850 + 8207 = 15057 votes 8207


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
17152 Current Rating: 17152 + 18220 = 35372 votesCurrent Rating: 17152 + 18220 = 35372 votes 18220

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
13581 Current Rating: 13581 + 13998 = 27579 votesCurrent Rating: 13581 + 13998 = 27579 votes 13998

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
6964 Current Rating: 6964 + 7716 = 14680 votesCurrent Rating: 6964 + 7716 = 14680 votes 7716

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
16463 Current Rating: 16463 + 18534 = 34997 votesCurrent Rating: 16463 + 18534 = 34997 votes 18534

[397] 15: I Love you
41003 Current Rating: 41003 + 41888 = 82891 votesCurrent Rating: 41003 + 41888 = 82891 votes 41888

[396] 14: Hey, come on
8926 Current Rating: 8926 + 10289 = 19215 votesCurrent Rating: 8926 + 10289 = 19215 votes 10289

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
61807 Current Rating: 61807 + 64147 = 125954 votesCurrent Rating: 61807 + 64147 = 125954 votes 64147

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
6751 Current Rating: 6751 + 8592 = 15343 votesCurrent Rating: 6751 + 8592 = 15343 votes 8592

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
6692 Current Rating: 6692 + 8550 = 15242 votesCurrent Rating: 6692 + 8550 = 15242 votes 8550

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
7371 Current Rating: 7371 + 6505 = 13876 votesCurrent Rating: 7371 + 6505 = 13876 votes 6505

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
6577 Current Rating: 6577 + 6655 = 13232 votesCurrent Rating: 6577 + 6655 = 13232 votes 6655

[390] 4: What are you doing?
7226 Current Rating: 7226 + 8150 = 15376 votesCurrent Rating: 7226 + 8150 = 15376 votes 8150

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
11804 Current Rating: 11804 + 13100 = 24904 votesCurrent Rating: 11804 + 13100 = 24904 votes 13100


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
8685 Current Rating: 8685 + 9566 = 18251 votesCurrent Rating: 8685 + 9566 = 18251 votes 9566

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
6918 Current Rating: 6918 + 6232 = 13150 votesCurrent Rating: 6918 + 6232 = 13150 votes 6232

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
19797 Current Rating: 19797 + 21577 = 41374 votesCurrent Rating: 19797 + 21577 = 41374 votes 21577

[385] 25: Can you please call security
12703 Current Rating: 12703 + 15296 = 27999 votesCurrent Rating: 12703 + 15296 = 27999 votes 15296

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
6258 Current Rating: 6258 + 5385 = 11643 votesCurrent Rating: 6258 + 5385 = 11643 votes 5385

[383] 23: This book says
7251 Current Rating: 7251 + 8053 = 15304 votesCurrent Rating: 7251 + 8053 = 15304 votes 8053

[382] 22: Tell your mother
7641 Current Rating: 7641 + 9498 = 17139 votesCurrent Rating: 7641 + 9498 = 17139 votes 9498

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
13658 Current Rating: 13658 + 15435 = 29093 votesCurrent Rating: 13658 + 15435 = 29093 votes 15435

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
8158 Current Rating: 8158 + 10013 = 18171 votesCurrent Rating: 8158 + 10013 = 18171 votes 10013

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
7374 Current Rating: 7374 + 6432 = 13806 votesCurrent Rating: 7374 + 6432 = 13806 votes 6432

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
17997 Current Rating: 17997 + 21155 = 39152 votesCurrent Rating: 17997 + 21155 = 39152 votes 21155

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
17184 Current Rating: 17184 + 18143 = 35327 votesCurrent Rating: 17184 + 18143 = 35327 votes 18143

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
12907 Current Rating: 12907 + 15770 = 28677 votesCurrent Rating: 12907 + 15770 = 28677 votes 15770

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
10537 Current Rating: 10537 + 12506 = 23043 votesCurrent Rating: 10537 + 12506 = 23043 votes 12506

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
9488 Current Rating: 9488 + 10273 = 19761 votesCurrent Rating: 9488 + 10273 = 19761 votes 10273

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
7674 Current Rating: 7674 + 8993 = 16667 votesCurrent Rating: 7674 + 8993 = 16667 votes 8993

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
13876 Current Rating: 13876 + 15503 = 29379 votesCurrent Rating: 13876 + 15503 = 29379 votes 15503

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
18964 Current Rating: 18964 + 21310 = 40274 votesCurrent Rating: 18964 + 21310 = 40274 votes 21310


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
14455 Current Rating: 14455 + 16173 = 30628 votesCurrent Rating: 14455 + 16173 = 30628 votes 16173

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
9367 Current Rating: 9367 + 11001 = 20368 votesCurrent Rating: 9367 + 11001 = 20368 votes 11001

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
8493 Current Rating: 8493 + 9938 = 18431 votesCurrent Rating: 8493 + 9938 = 18431 votes 9938

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
7684 Current Rating: 7684 + 10080 = 17764 votesCurrent Rating: 7684 + 10080 = 17764 votes 10080

[366] 22: You look like crap
7807 Current Rating: 7807 + 9350 = 17157 votesCurrent Rating: 7807 + 9350 = 17157 votes 9350

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
16500 Current Rating: 16500 + 16681 = 33181 votesCurrent Rating: 16500 + 16681 = 33181 votes 16681

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
16970 Current Rating: 16970 + 20422 = 37392 votesCurrent Rating: 16970 + 20422 = 37392 votes 20422

[363] 16: What happened to him?
10832 Current Rating: 10832 + 13590 = 24422 votesCurrent Rating: 10832 + 13590 = 24422 votes 13590

[362] 15: What was shopping like
6535 Current Rating: 6535 + 6784 = 13319 votesCurrent Rating: 6535 + 6784 = 13319 votes 6784

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
6908 Current Rating: 6908 + 6679 = 13587 votesCurrent Rating: 6908 + 6679 = 13587 votes 6679

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
8923 Current Rating: 8923 + 10168 = 19091 votesCurrent Rating: 8923 + 10168 = 19091 votes 10168

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
7225 Current Rating: 7225 + 9782 = 17007 votesCurrent Rating: 7225 + 9782 = 17007 votes 9782

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
7860 Current Rating: 7860 + 6873 = 14733 votesCurrent Rating: 7860 + 6873 = 14733 votes 6873

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
16654 Current Rating: 16654 + 19583 = 36237 votesCurrent Rating: 16654 + 19583 = 36237 votes 19583

[356] 3: What are you doing?
6660 Current Rating: 6660 + 6153 = 12813 votesCurrent Rating: 6660 + 6153 = 12813 votes 6153

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
6801 Current Rating: 6801 + 6188 = 12989 votesCurrent Rating: 6801 + 6188 = 12989 votes 6188

[354] 1: In the old days
8566 Current Rating: 8566 + 10487 = 19053 votesCurrent Rating: 8566 + 10487 = 19053 votes 10487


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
11391 Current Rating: 11391 + 12915 = 24306 votesCurrent Rating: 11391 + 12915 = 24306 votes 12915

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
7309 Current Rating: 7309 + 6597 = 13906 votesCurrent Rating: 7309 + 6597 = 13906 votes 6597

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
5913 Current Rating: 5913 + 5179 = 11092 votesCurrent Rating: 5913 + 5179 = 11092 votes 5179

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
6418 Current Rating: 6418 + 7340 = 13758 votesCurrent Rating: 6418 + 7340 = 13758 votes 7340

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
7003 Current Rating: 7003 + 6049 = 13052 votesCurrent Rating: 7003 + 6049 = 13052 votes 6049

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
6858 Current Rating: 6858 + 6328 = 13186 votesCurrent Rating: 6858 + 6328 = 13186 votes 6328

[347] 19: Left a bit...
7038 Current Rating: 7038 + 7998 = 15036 votesCurrent Rating: 7038 + 7998 = 15036 votes 7998

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
6450 Current Rating: 6450 + 5624 = 12074 votesCurrent Rating: 6450 + 5624 = 12074 votes 5624

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
6262 Current Rating: 6262 + 5657 = 11919 votesCurrent Rating: 6262 + 5657 = 11919 votes 5657

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
7321 Current Rating: 7321 + 9909 = 17230 votesCurrent Rating: 7321 + 9909 = 17230 votes 9909

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
7943 Current Rating: 7943 + 9142 = 17085 votesCurrent Rating: 7943 + 9142 = 17085 votes 9142

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
5982 Current Rating: 5982 + 5402 = 11384 votesCurrent Rating: 5982 + 5402 = 11384 votes 5402

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
7749 Current Rating: 7749 + 7539 = 15288 votesCurrent Rating: 7749 + 7539 = 15288 votes 7539






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