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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
6498 Current Rating: 6498 + 5988 = 12486 votesCurrent Rating: 6498 + 5988 = 12486 votes 5988

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
9014 Current Rating: 9014 + 10288 = 19302 votesCurrent Rating: 9014 + 10288 = 19302 votes 10288

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
5216 Current Rating: 5216 + 4800 = 10016 votesCurrent Rating: 5216 + 4800 = 10016 votes 4800

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
5252 Current Rating: 5252 + 4374 = 9626 votesCurrent Rating: 5252 + 4374 = 9626 votes 4374

[557] 19: Save a cow
5896 Current Rating: 5896 + 8601 = 14497 votesCurrent Rating: 5896 + 8601 = 14497 votes 8601

[556] 15: You know the idiom
18127 Current Rating: 18127 + 19108 = 37235 votesCurrent Rating: 18127 + 19108 = 37235 votes 19108

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
13068 Current Rating: 13068 + 15012 = 28080 votesCurrent Rating: 13068 + 15012 = 28080 votes 15012

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
18983 Current Rating: 18983 + 26844 = 45827 votesCurrent Rating: 18983 + 26844 = 45827 votes 26844

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
15851 Current Rating: 15851 + 17555 = 33406 votesCurrent Rating: 15851 + 17555 = 33406 votes 17555

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
22691 Current Rating: 22691 + 26655 = 49346 votesCurrent Rating: 22691 + 26655 = 49346 votes 26655

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
15288 Current Rating: 15288 + 18029 = 33317 votesCurrent Rating: 15288 + 18029 = 33317 votes 18029

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
9087 Current Rating: 9087 + 9809 = 18896 votesCurrent Rating: 9087 + 9809 = 18896 votes 9809

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
8246 Current Rating: 8246 + 9552 = 17798 votesCurrent Rating: 8246 + 9552 = 17798 votes 9552

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
6795 Current Rating: 6795 + 6191 = 12986 votesCurrent Rating: 6795 + 6191 = 12986 votes 6191

[547] 1: I think all of those people
21318 Current Rating: 21318 + 25087 = 46405 votesCurrent Rating: 21318 + 25087 = 46405 votes 25087


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
12973 Current Rating: 12973 + 15513 = 28486 votesCurrent Rating: 12973 + 15513 = 28486 votes 15513

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
8108 Current Rating: 8108 + 7340 = 15448 votesCurrent Rating: 8108 + 7340 = 15448 votes 7340

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
9686 Current Rating: 9686 + 12098 = 21784 votesCurrent Rating: 9686 + 12098 = 21784 votes 12098

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
15019 Current Rating: 15019 + 17004 = 32023 votesCurrent Rating: 15019 + 17004 = 32023 votes 17004

[542] 23: Have you noticed
8074 Current Rating: 8074 + 7246 = 15320 votesCurrent Rating: 8074 + 7246 = 15320 votes 7246

[541] 22: I canít believe it
15463 Current Rating: 15463 + 15996 = 31459 votesCurrent Rating: 15463 + 15996 = 31459 votes 15996

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
14178 Current Rating: 14178 + 14946 = 29124 votesCurrent Rating: 14178 + 14946 = 29124 votes 14946

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
23365 Current Rating: 23365 + 27171 = 50536 votesCurrent Rating: 23365 + 27171 = 50536 votes 27171

[538] 17: A real man
8636 Current Rating: 8636 + 9990 = 18626 votesCurrent Rating: 8636 + 9990 = 18626 votes 9990

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
17232 Current Rating: 17232 + 19345 = 36577 votesCurrent Rating: 17232 + 19345 = 36577 votes 19345

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
8629 Current Rating: 8629 + 10140 = 18769 votesCurrent Rating: 8629 + 10140 = 18769 votes 10140

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
18795 Current Rating: 18795 + 21534 = 40329 votesCurrent Rating: 18795 + 21534 = 40329 votes 21534

[534] 11: Thanks Google
17704 Current Rating: 17704 + 20114 = 37818 votesCurrent Rating: 17704 + 20114 = 37818 votes 20114

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
15941 Current Rating: 15941 + 18352 = 34293 votesCurrent Rating: 15941 + 18352 = 34293 votes 18352

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
13572 Current Rating: 13572 + 15585 = 29157 votesCurrent Rating: 13572 + 15585 = 29157 votes 15585

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
4655 Current Rating: 4655 + 4268 = 8923 votesCurrent Rating: 4655 + 4268 = 8923 votes 4268

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
4189 Current Rating: 4189 + 3541 = 7730 votesCurrent Rating: 4189 + 3541 = 7730 votes 3541

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
5925 Current Rating: 5925 + 5434 = 11359 votesCurrent Rating: 5925 + 5434 = 11359 votes 5434

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
4024 Current Rating: 4024 + 5002 = 9026 votesCurrent Rating: 4024 + 5002 = 9026 votes 5002

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
3720 Current Rating: 3720 + 3104 = 6824 votesCurrent Rating: 3720 + 3104 = 6824 votes 3104

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 3036 = 6669 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 3036 = 6669 votes 3036


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
3883 Current Rating: 3883 + 3150 = 7033 votesCurrent Rating: 3883 + 3150 = 7033 votes 3150

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
4247 Current Rating: 4247 + 5449 = 9696 votesCurrent Rating: 4247 + 5449 = 9696 votes 5449

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
4659 Current Rating: 4659 + 4595 = 9254 votesCurrent Rating: 4659 + 4595 = 9254 votes 4595

[522] 26: Hey babe
4629 Current Rating: 4629 + 4591 = 9220 votesCurrent Rating: 4629 + 4591 = 9220 votes 4591

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
7601 Current Rating: 7601 + 7497 = 15098 votesCurrent Rating: 7601 + 7497 = 15098 votes 7497

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
9359 Current Rating: 9359 + 11099 = 20458 votesCurrent Rating: 9359 + 11099 = 20458 votes 11099

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
27081 Current Rating: 27081 + 27936 = 55017 votesCurrent Rating: 27081 + 27936 = 55017 votes 27936

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
11595 Current Rating: 11595 + 13725 = 25320 votesCurrent Rating: 11595 + 13725 = 25320 votes 13725

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
14717 Current Rating: 14717 + 17335 = 32052 votesCurrent Rating: 14717 + 17335 = 32052 votes 17335

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
12752 Current Rating: 12752 + 15384 = 28136 votesCurrent Rating: 12752 + 15384 = 28136 votes 15384

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
29558 Current Rating: 29558 + 29942 = 59500 votesCurrent Rating: 29558 + 29942 = 59500 votes 29942

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
44593 Current Rating: 44593 + 46575 = 91168 votesCurrent Rating: 44593 + 46575 = 91168 votes 46575

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
27002 Current Rating: 27002 + 27171 = 54173 votesCurrent Rating: 27002 + 27171 = 54173 votes 27171

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
14287 Current Rating: 14287 + 15858 = 30145 votesCurrent Rating: 14287 + 15858 = 30145 votes 15858

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
29327 Current Rating: 29327 + 31087 = 60414 votesCurrent Rating: 29327 + 31087 = 60414 votes 31087

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
4379 Current Rating: 4379 + 3754 = 8133 votesCurrent Rating: 4379 + 3754 = 8133 votes 3754

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
31011 Current Rating: 31011 + 37811 = 68822 votesCurrent Rating: 31011 + 37811 = 68822 votes 37811

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
8325 Current Rating: 8325 + 9905 = 18230 votesCurrent Rating: 8325 + 9905 = 18230 votes 9905

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
15039 Current Rating: 15039 + 17518 = 32557 votesCurrent Rating: 15039 + 17518 = 32557 votes 17518

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
11967 Current Rating: 11967 + 13596 = 25563 votesCurrent Rating: 11967 + 13596 = 25563 votes 13596

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
10274 Current Rating: 10274 + 11261 = 21535 votesCurrent Rating: 10274 + 11261 = 21535 votes 11261


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
30769 Current Rating: 30769 + 33007 = 63776 votesCurrent Rating: 30769 + 33007 = 63776 votes 33007

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
6958 Current Rating: 6958 + 6295 = 13253 votesCurrent Rating: 6958 + 6295 = 13253 votes 6295

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
6227 Current Rating: 6227 + 7227 = 13454 votesCurrent Rating: 6227 + 7227 = 13454 votes 7227

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
10037 Current Rating: 10037 + 12326 = 22363 votesCurrent Rating: 10037 + 12326 = 22363 votes 12326

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
8278 Current Rating: 8278 + 10031 = 18309 votesCurrent Rating: 8278 + 10031 = 18309 votes 10031

[499] 23: You need to cut down
8759 Current Rating: 8759 + 10847 = 19606 votesCurrent Rating: 8759 + 10847 = 19606 votes 10847

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
6461 Current Rating: 6461 + 5782 = 12243 votesCurrent Rating: 6461 + 5782 = 12243 votes 5782

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
7871 Current Rating: 7871 + 7123 = 14994 votesCurrent Rating: 7871 + 7123 = 14994 votes 7123

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
7138 Current Rating: 7138 + 6293 = 13431 votesCurrent Rating: 7138 + 6293 = 13431 votes 6293

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
15859 Current Rating: 15859 + 20963 = 36822 votesCurrent Rating: 15859 + 20963 = 36822 votes 20963

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
16349 Current Rating: 16349 + 17998 = 34347 votesCurrent Rating: 16349 + 17998 = 34347 votes 17998

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
11383 Current Rating: 11383 + 13196 = 24579 votesCurrent Rating: 11383 + 13196 = 24579 votes 13196

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
10634 Current Rating: 10634 + 11701 = 22335 votesCurrent Rating: 10634 + 11701 = 22335 votes 11701

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
10272 Current Rating: 10272 + 10777 = 21049 votesCurrent Rating: 10272 + 10777 = 21049 votes 10777

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
9343 Current Rating: 9343 + 11370 = 20713 votesCurrent Rating: 9343 + 11370 = 20713 votes 11370

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
23934 Current Rating: 23934 + 25881 = 49815 votesCurrent Rating: 23934 + 25881 = 49815 votes 25881

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
14834 Current Rating: 14834 + 16263 = 31097 votesCurrent Rating: 14834 + 16263 = 31097 votes 16263

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
11881 Current Rating: 11881 + 13767 = 25648 votesCurrent Rating: 11881 + 13767 = 25648 votes 13767

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
12223 Current Rating: 12223 + 14182 = 26405 votesCurrent Rating: 12223 + 14182 = 26405 votes 14182

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
13294 Current Rating: 13294 + 15601 = 28895 votesCurrent Rating: 13294 + 15601 = 28895 votes 15601

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
33813 Current Rating: 33813 + 37502 = 71315 votesCurrent Rating: 33813 + 37502 = 71315 votes 37502

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
11813 Current Rating: 11813 + 13763 = 25576 votesCurrent Rating: 11813 + 13763 = 25576 votes 13763


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
12982 Current Rating: 12982 + 15238 = 28220 votesCurrent Rating: 12982 + 15238 = 28220 votes 15238

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
14954 Current Rating: 14954 + 15782 = 30736 votesCurrent Rating: 14954 + 15782 = 30736 votes 15782

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
15629 Current Rating: 15629 + 16374 = 32003 votesCurrent Rating: 15629 + 16374 = 32003 votes 16374

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
29491 Current Rating: 29491 + 31140 = 60631 votesCurrent Rating: 29491 + 31140 = 60631 votes 31140

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
15584 Current Rating: 15584 + 16526 = 32110 votesCurrent Rating: 15584 + 16526 = 32110 votes 16526

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
35706 Current Rating: 35706 + 39450 = 75156 votesCurrent Rating: 35706 + 39450 = 75156 votes 39450

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
13378 Current Rating: 13378 + 15151 = 28529 votesCurrent Rating: 13378 + 15151 = 28529 votes 15151

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
13032 Current Rating: 13032 + 15049 = 28081 votesCurrent Rating: 13032 + 15049 = 28081 votes 15049

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
29739 Current Rating: 29739 + 31254 = 60993 votesCurrent Rating: 29739 + 31254 = 60993 votes 31254

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
12187 Current Rating: 12187 + 14064 = 26251 votesCurrent Rating: 12187 + 14064 = 26251 votes 14064

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
16961 Current Rating: 16961 + 16911 = 33872 votesCurrent Rating: 16961 + 16911 = 33872 votes 16911

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
14360 Current Rating: 14360 + 15867 = 30227 votesCurrent Rating: 14360 + 15867 = 30227 votes 15867

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
14290 Current Rating: 14290 + 15587 = 29877 votesCurrent Rating: 14290 + 15587 = 29877 votes 15587

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
9690 Current Rating: 9690 + 11334 = 21024 votesCurrent Rating: 9690 + 11334 = 21024 votes 11334

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
7951 Current Rating: 7951 + 9369 = 17320 votesCurrent Rating: 7951 + 9369 = 17320 votes 9369

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
8771 Current Rating: 8771 + 10236 = 19007 votesCurrent Rating: 8771 + 10236 = 19007 votes 10236

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
12044 Current Rating: 12044 + 13194 = 25238 votesCurrent Rating: 12044 + 13194 = 25238 votes 13194

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
8236 Current Rating: 8236 + 9217 = 17453 votesCurrent Rating: 8236 + 9217 = 17453 votes 9217

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
7259 Current Rating: 7259 + 6827 = 14086 votesCurrent Rating: 7259 + 6827 = 14086 votes 6827

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
8035 Current Rating: 8035 + 10315 = 18350 votesCurrent Rating: 8035 + 10315 = 18350 votes 10315

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
17077 Current Rating: 17077 + 19513 = 36590 votesCurrent Rating: 17077 + 19513 = 36590 votes 19513


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
13278 Current Rating: 13278 + 15215 = 28493 votesCurrent Rating: 13278 + 15215 = 28493 votes 15215

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
7065 Current Rating: 7065 + 8943 = 16008 votesCurrent Rating: 7065 + 8943 = 16008 votes 8943

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
4395 Current Rating: 4395 + 5340 = 9735 votesCurrent Rating: 4395 + 5340 = 9735 votes 5340

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
6862 Current Rating: 6862 + 9486 = 16348 votesCurrent Rating: 6862 + 9486 = 16348 votes 9486

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
5927 Current Rating: 5927 + 8591 = 14518 votesCurrent Rating: 5927 + 8591 = 14518 votes 8591

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
8968 Current Rating: 8968 + 10187 = 19155 votesCurrent Rating: 8968 + 10187 = 19155 votes 10187

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
7319 Current Rating: 7319 + 8600 = 15919 votesCurrent Rating: 7319 + 8600 = 15919 votes 8600

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
4389 Current Rating: 4389 + 4030 = 8419 votesCurrent Rating: 4389 + 4030 = 8419 votes 4030

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
5886 Current Rating: 5886 + 8823 = 14709 votesCurrent Rating: 5886 + 8823 = 14709 votes 8823

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
5140 Current Rating: 5140 + 4369 = 9509 votesCurrent Rating: 5140 + 4369 = 9509 votes 4369

[451] 15: You women are so vain
3894 Current Rating: 3894 + 2976 = 6870 votesCurrent Rating: 3894 + 2976 = 6870 votes 2976

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
6499 Current Rating: 6499 + 8446 = 14945 votesCurrent Rating: 6499 + 8446 = 14945 votes 8446

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
5713 Current Rating: 5713 + 6609 = 12322 votesCurrent Rating: 5713 + 6609 = 12322 votes 6609

[448] 12: Sheís hot
8294 Current Rating: 8294 + 9128 = 17422 votesCurrent Rating: 8294 + 9128 = 17422 votes 9128

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
6353 Current Rating: 6353 + 5786 = 12139 votesCurrent Rating: 6353 + 5786 = 12139 votes 5786

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
4923 Current Rating: 4923 + 5801 = 10724 votesCurrent Rating: 4923 + 5801 = 10724 votes 5801

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
9567 Current Rating: 9567 + 11646 = 21213 votesCurrent Rating: 9567 + 11646 = 21213 votes 11646

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
4885 Current Rating: 4885 + 4229 = 9114 votesCurrent Rating: 4885 + 4229 = 9114 votes 4229

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
7478 Current Rating: 7478 + 8318 = 15796 votesCurrent Rating: 7478 + 8318 = 15796 votes 8318

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
8213 Current Rating: 8213 + 9958 = 18171 votesCurrent Rating: 8213 + 9958 = 18171 votes 9958

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
19969 Current Rating: 19969 + 22820 = 42789 votesCurrent Rating: 19969 + 22820 = 42789 votes 22820


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
5434 Current Rating: 5434 + 4715 = 10149 votesCurrent Rating: 5434 + 4715 = 10149 votes 4715

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
7987 Current Rating: 7987 + 10327 = 18314 votesCurrent Rating: 7987 + 10327 = 18314 votes 10327

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
2263 Current Rating: 2263 + 2598 = 4861 votesCurrent Rating: 2263 + 2598 = 4861 votes 2598

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
41481 Current Rating: 41481 + 42311 = 83792 votesCurrent Rating: 41481 + 42311 = 83792 votes 42311

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
18370 Current Rating: 18370 + 20661 = 39031 votesCurrent Rating: 18370 + 20661 = 39031 votes 20661

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
4853 Current Rating: 4853 + 5877 = 10730 votesCurrent Rating: 4853 + 5877 = 10730 votes 5877

[434] 21: If you went camping
5626 Current Rating: 5626 + 5140 = 10766 votesCurrent Rating: 5626 + 5140 = 10766 votes 5140

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
16029 Current Rating: 16029 + 24882 = 40911 votesCurrent Rating: 16029 + 24882 = 40911 votes 24882

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
16748 Current Rating: 16748 + 24758 = 41506 votesCurrent Rating: 16748 + 24758 = 41506 votes 24758

[431] 14: I saw a news program
7155 Current Rating: 7155 + 7888 = 15043 votesCurrent Rating: 7155 + 7888 = 15043 votes 7888

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
6396 Current Rating: 6396 + 7859 = 14255 votesCurrent Rating: 6396 + 7859 = 14255 votes 7859

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
4671 Current Rating: 4671 + 4112 = 8783 votesCurrent Rating: 4671 + 4112 = 8783 votes 4112

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
6978 Current Rating: 6978 + 10299 = 17277 votesCurrent Rating: 6978 + 10299 = 17277 votes 10299

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
5751 Current Rating: 5751 + 7722 = 13473 votesCurrent Rating: 5751 + 7722 = 13473 votes 7722

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
4837 Current Rating: 4837 + 4043 = 8880 votesCurrent Rating: 4837 + 4043 = 8880 votes 4043

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
15038 Current Rating: 15038 + 15443 = 30481 votesCurrent Rating: 15038 + 15443 = 30481 votes 15443

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
4653 Current Rating: 4653 + 5636 = 10289 votesCurrent Rating: 4653 + 5636 = 10289 votes 5636

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
5658 Current Rating: 5658 + 5509 = 11167 votesCurrent Rating: 5658 + 5509 = 11167 votes 5509

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
5748 Current Rating: 5748 + 8112 = 13860 votesCurrent Rating: 5748 + 8112 = 13860 votes 8112


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
5741 Current Rating: 5741 + 5124 = 10865 votesCurrent Rating: 5741 + 5124 = 10865 votes 5124

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
6316 Current Rating: 6316 + 8269 = 14585 votesCurrent Rating: 6316 + 8269 = 14585 votes 8269

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3348 = 7190 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3348 = 7190 votes 3348

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
5907 Current Rating: 5907 + 7839 = 13746 votesCurrent Rating: 5907 + 7839 = 13746 votes 7839

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
5511 Current Rating: 5511 + 4697 = 10208 votesCurrent Rating: 5511 + 4697 = 10208 votes 4697

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
5947 Current Rating: 5947 + 7863 = 13810 votesCurrent Rating: 5947 + 7863 = 13810 votes 7863

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
8732 Current Rating: 8732 + 11500 = 20232 votesCurrent Rating: 8732 + 11500 = 20232 votes 11500

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
10951 Current Rating: 10951 + 13000 = 23951 votesCurrent Rating: 10951 + 13000 = 23951 votes 13000

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
10711 Current Rating: 10711 + 12575 = 23286 votesCurrent Rating: 10711 + 12575 = 23286 votes 12575

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
6057 Current Rating: 6057 + 5121 = 11178 votesCurrent Rating: 6057 + 5121 = 11178 votes 5121

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
5762 Current Rating: 5762 + 5014 = 10776 votesCurrent Rating: 5762 + 5014 = 10776 votes 5014

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
10238 Current Rating: 10238 + 11884 = 22122 votesCurrent Rating: 10238 + 11884 = 22122 votes 11884

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
6407 Current Rating: 6407 + 5545 = 11952 votesCurrent Rating: 6407 + 5545 = 11952 votes 5545

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
6546 Current Rating: 6546 + 5616 = 12162 votesCurrent Rating: 6546 + 5616 = 12162 votes 5616

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
7748 Current Rating: 7748 + 9497 = 17245 votesCurrent Rating: 7748 + 9497 = 17245 votes 9497

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
6737 Current Rating: 6737 + 7055 = 13792 votesCurrent Rating: 6737 + 7055 = 13792 votes 7055

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
16829 Current Rating: 16829 + 18633 = 35462 votesCurrent Rating: 16829 + 18633 = 35462 votes 18633

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
6995 Current Rating: 6995 + 7821 = 14816 votesCurrent Rating: 6995 + 7821 = 14816 votes 7821

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
3619 Current Rating: 3619 + 5610 = 9229 votesCurrent Rating: 3619 + 5610 = 9229 votes 5610

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
6254 Current Rating: 6254 + 7704 = 13958 votesCurrent Rating: 6254 + 7704 = 13958 votes 7704


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
16363 Current Rating: 16363 + 17494 = 33857 votesCurrent Rating: 16363 + 17494 = 33857 votes 17494

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
12757 Current Rating: 12757 + 13251 = 26008 votesCurrent Rating: 12757 + 13251 = 26008 votes 13251

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
6353 Current Rating: 6353 + 7166 = 13519 votesCurrent Rating: 6353 + 7166 = 13519 votes 7166

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
15637 Current Rating: 15637 + 17755 = 33392 votesCurrent Rating: 15637 + 17755 = 33392 votes 17755

[397] 15: I Love you
40270 Current Rating: 40270 + 41240 = 81510 votesCurrent Rating: 40270 + 41240 = 81510 votes 41240

[396] 14: Hey, come on
8377 Current Rating: 8377 + 9792 = 18169 votesCurrent Rating: 8377 + 9792 = 18169 votes 9792

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
61311 Current Rating: 61311 + 63702 = 125013 votesCurrent Rating: 61311 + 63702 = 125013 votes 63702

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
6122 Current Rating: 6122 + 8034 = 14156 votesCurrent Rating: 6122 + 8034 = 14156 votes 8034

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
6185 Current Rating: 6185 + 8080 = 14265 votesCurrent Rating: 6185 + 8080 = 14265 votes 8080

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
6693 Current Rating: 6693 + 5896 = 12589 votesCurrent Rating: 6693 + 5896 = 12589 votes 5896

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
5950 Current Rating: 5950 + 4995 = 10945 votesCurrent Rating: 5950 + 4995 = 10945 votes 4995

[390] 4: What are you doing?
6725 Current Rating: 6725 + 7713 = 14438 votesCurrent Rating: 6725 + 7713 = 14438 votes 7713

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
10953 Current Rating: 10953 + 12290 = 23243 votesCurrent Rating: 10953 + 12290 = 23243 votes 12290


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
8025 Current Rating: 8025 + 8959 = 16984 votesCurrent Rating: 8025 + 8959 = 16984 votes 8959

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
6241 Current Rating: 6241 + 5604 = 11845 votesCurrent Rating: 6241 + 5604 = 11845 votes 5604

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
18929 Current Rating: 18929 + 20770 = 39699 votesCurrent Rating: 18929 + 20770 = 39699 votes 20770

[385] 25: Can you please call security
11893 Current Rating: 11893 + 14533 = 26426 votesCurrent Rating: 11893 + 14533 = 26426 votes 14533

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
5688 Current Rating: 5688 + 4875 = 10563 votesCurrent Rating: 5688 + 4875 = 10563 votes 4875

[383] 23: This book says
6617 Current Rating: 6617 + 7475 = 14092 votesCurrent Rating: 6617 + 7475 = 14092 votes 7475

[382] 22: Tell your mother
6707 Current Rating: 6707 + 8667 = 15374 votesCurrent Rating: 6707 + 8667 = 15374 votes 8667

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
12960 Current Rating: 12960 + 14762 = 27722 votesCurrent Rating: 12960 + 14762 = 27722 votes 14762

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
7607 Current Rating: 7607 + 9488 = 17095 votesCurrent Rating: 7607 + 9488 = 17095 votes 9488

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
6814 Current Rating: 6814 + 5918 = 12732 votesCurrent Rating: 6814 + 5918 = 12732 votes 5918

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
17210 Current Rating: 17210 + 20399 = 37609 votesCurrent Rating: 17210 + 20399 = 37609 votes 20399

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
16515 Current Rating: 16515 + 17522 = 34037 votesCurrent Rating: 16515 + 17522 = 34037 votes 17522

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
12180 Current Rating: 12180 + 15082 = 27262 votesCurrent Rating: 12180 + 15082 = 27262 votes 15082

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
9770 Current Rating: 9770 + 11767 = 21537 votesCurrent Rating: 9770 + 11767 = 21537 votes 11767

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
8904 Current Rating: 8904 + 9757 = 18661 votesCurrent Rating: 8904 + 9757 = 18661 votes 9757

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
6887 Current Rating: 6887 + 8310 = 15197 votesCurrent Rating: 6887 + 8310 = 15197 votes 8310

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
13041 Current Rating: 13041 + 14734 = 27775 votesCurrent Rating: 13041 + 14734 = 27775 votes 14734

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
18282 Current Rating: 18282 + 20657 = 38939 votesCurrent Rating: 18282 + 20657 = 38939 votes 20657


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
13664 Current Rating: 13664 + 15414 = 29078 votesCurrent Rating: 13664 + 15414 = 29078 votes 15414

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
8801 Current Rating: 8801 + 10490 = 19291 votesCurrent Rating: 8801 + 10490 = 19291 votes 10490

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
7897 Current Rating: 7897 + 9400 = 17297 votesCurrent Rating: 7897 + 9400 = 17297 votes 9400

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
7033 Current Rating: 7033 + 9480 = 16513 votesCurrent Rating: 7033 + 9480 = 16513 votes 9480

[366] 22: You look like crap
7224 Current Rating: 7224 + 8826 = 16050 votesCurrent Rating: 7224 + 8826 = 16050 votes 8826

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
15821 Current Rating: 15821 + 16050 = 31871 votesCurrent Rating: 15821 + 16050 = 31871 votes 16050

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
16224 Current Rating: 16224 + 19721 = 35945 votesCurrent Rating: 16224 + 19721 = 35945 votes 19721

[363] 16: What happened to him?
9973 Current Rating: 9973 + 12803 = 22776 votesCurrent Rating: 9973 + 12803 = 22776 votes 12803

[362] 15: What was shopping like
5947 Current Rating: 5947 + 6265 = 12212 votesCurrent Rating: 5947 + 6265 = 12212 votes 6265

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
6319 Current Rating: 6319 + 6175 = 12494 votesCurrent Rating: 6319 + 6175 = 12494 votes 6175

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
8355 Current Rating: 8355 + 9677 = 18032 votesCurrent Rating: 8355 + 9677 = 18032 votes 9677

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
6737 Current Rating: 6737 + 9348 = 16085 votesCurrent Rating: 6737 + 9348 = 16085 votes 9348

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
7228 Current Rating: 7228 + 6326 = 13554 votesCurrent Rating: 7228 + 6326 = 13554 votes 6326

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
15831 Current Rating: 15831 + 18785 = 34616 votesCurrent Rating: 15831 + 18785 = 34616 votes 18785

[356] 3: What are you doing?
6018 Current Rating: 6018 + 5575 = 11593 votesCurrent Rating: 6018 + 5575 = 11593 votes 5575

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
6184 Current Rating: 6184 + 5623 = 11807 votesCurrent Rating: 6184 + 5623 = 11807 votes 5623

[354] 1: In the old days
7983 Current Rating: 7983 + 9942 = 17925 votesCurrent Rating: 7983 + 9942 = 17925 votes 9942


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
10623 Current Rating: 10623 + 12177 = 22800 votesCurrent Rating: 10623 + 12177 = 22800 votes 12177

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
6597 Current Rating: 6597 + 5969 = 12566 votesCurrent Rating: 6597 + 5969 = 12566 votes 5969

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
5336 Current Rating: 5336 + 4676 = 10012 votesCurrent Rating: 5336 + 4676 = 10012 votes 4676

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
5899 Current Rating: 5899 + 6890 = 12789 votesCurrent Rating: 5899 + 6890 = 12789 votes 6890

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
6374 Current Rating: 6374 + 5501 = 11875 votesCurrent Rating: 6374 + 5501 = 11875 votes 5501

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
6277 Current Rating: 6277 + 5822 = 12099 votesCurrent Rating: 6277 + 5822 = 12099 votes 5822

[347] 19: Left a bit...
6573 Current Rating: 6573 + 7587 = 14160 votesCurrent Rating: 6573 + 7587 = 14160 votes 7587

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
5790 Current Rating: 5790 + 5035 = 10825 votesCurrent Rating: 5790 + 5035 = 10825 votes 5035

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
5670 Current Rating: 5670 + 5122 = 10792 votesCurrent Rating: 5670 + 5122 = 10792 votes 5122

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
6752 Current Rating: 6752 + 9392 = 16144 votesCurrent Rating: 6752 + 9392 = 16144 votes 9392

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
7357 Current Rating: 7357 + 8618 = 15975 votesCurrent Rating: 7357 + 8618 = 15975 votes 8618

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
5320 Current Rating: 5320 + 4824 = 10144 votesCurrent Rating: 5320 + 4824 = 10144 votes 4824

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
7014 Current Rating: 7014 + 6905 = 13919 votesCurrent Rating: 7014 + 6905 = 13919 votes 6905






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