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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
6797 Current Rating: 6797 + 6267 = 13064 votesCurrent Rating: 6797 + 6267 = 13064 votes 6267

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
9302 Current Rating: 9302 + 10579 = 19881 votesCurrent Rating: 9302 + 10579 = 19881 votes 10579

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
5555 Current Rating: 5555 + 5122 = 10677 votesCurrent Rating: 5555 + 5122 = 10677 votes 5122

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
5575 Current Rating: 5575 + 4690 = 10265 votesCurrent Rating: 5575 + 4690 = 10265 votes 4690

[557] 19: Save a cow
6211 Current Rating: 6211 + 8904 = 15115 votesCurrent Rating: 6211 + 8904 = 15115 votes 8904

[556] 15: You know the idiom
18537 Current Rating: 18537 + 19484 = 38021 votesCurrent Rating: 18537 + 19484 = 38021 votes 19484

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
13506 Current Rating: 13506 + 15431 = 28937 votesCurrent Rating: 13506 + 15431 = 28937 votes 15431

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
19725 Current Rating: 19725 + 27538 = 47263 votesCurrent Rating: 19725 + 27538 = 47263 votes 27538

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
16254 Current Rating: 16254 + 17940 = 34194 votesCurrent Rating: 16254 + 17940 = 34194 votes 17940

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
23418 Current Rating: 23418 + 27338 = 50756 votesCurrent Rating: 23418 + 27338 = 50756 votes 27338

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
15716 Current Rating: 15716 + 18430 = 34146 votesCurrent Rating: 15716 + 18430 = 34146 votes 18430

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
9406 Current Rating: 9406 + 10102 = 19508 votesCurrent Rating: 9406 + 10102 = 19508 votes 10102

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
8533 Current Rating: 8533 + 9814 = 18347 votesCurrent Rating: 8533 + 9814 = 18347 votes 9814

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
7099 Current Rating: 7099 + 6471 = 13570 votesCurrent Rating: 7099 + 6471 = 13570 votes 6471

[547] 1: I think all of those people
22007 Current Rating: 22007 + 25746 = 47753 votesCurrent Rating: 22007 + 25746 = 47753 votes 25746


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
13403 Current Rating: 13403 + 15952 = 29355 votesCurrent Rating: 13403 + 15952 = 29355 votes 15952

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
8406 Current Rating: 8406 + 7646 = 16052 votesCurrent Rating: 8406 + 7646 = 16052 votes 7646

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
9998 Current Rating: 9998 + 12373 = 22371 votesCurrent Rating: 9998 + 12373 = 22371 votes 12373

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
15426 Current Rating: 15426 + 17410 = 32836 votesCurrent Rating: 15426 + 17410 = 32836 votes 17410

[542] 23: Have you noticed
8355 Current Rating: 8355 + 7512 = 15867 votesCurrent Rating: 8355 + 7512 = 15867 votes 7512

[541] 22: I canít believe it
15859 Current Rating: 15859 + 16379 = 32238 votesCurrent Rating: 15859 + 16379 = 32238 votes 16379

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
14600 Current Rating: 14600 + 15338 = 29938 votesCurrent Rating: 14600 + 15338 = 29938 votes 15338

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
24086 Current Rating: 24086 + 27885 = 51971 votesCurrent Rating: 24086 + 27885 = 51971 votes 27885

[538] 17: A real man
8960 Current Rating: 8960 + 10271 = 19231 votesCurrent Rating: 8960 + 10271 = 19231 votes 10271

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
17647 Current Rating: 17647 + 19772 = 37419 votesCurrent Rating: 17647 + 19772 = 37419 votes 19772

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
8918 Current Rating: 8918 + 10403 = 19321 votesCurrent Rating: 8918 + 10403 = 19321 votes 10403

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
19249 Current Rating: 19249 + 21961 = 41210 votesCurrent Rating: 19249 + 21961 = 41210 votes 21961

[534] 11: Thanks Google
18106 Current Rating: 18106 + 20496 = 38602 votesCurrent Rating: 18106 + 20496 = 38602 votes 20496

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
16388 Current Rating: 16388 + 18747 = 35135 votesCurrent Rating: 16388 + 18747 = 35135 votes 18747

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
14023 Current Rating: 14023 + 16012 = 30035 votesCurrent Rating: 14023 + 16012 = 30035 votes 16012

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
4971 Current Rating: 4971 + 4563 = 9534 votesCurrent Rating: 4971 + 4563 = 9534 votes 4563

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
4550 Current Rating: 4550 + 3845 = 8395 votesCurrent Rating: 4550 + 3845 = 8395 votes 3845

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
6224 Current Rating: 6224 + 5722 = 11946 votesCurrent Rating: 6224 + 5722 = 11946 votes 5722

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
4420 Current Rating: 4420 + 5332 = 9752 votesCurrent Rating: 4420 + 5332 = 9752 votes 5332

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
4123 Current Rating: 4123 + 3500 = 7623 votesCurrent Rating: 4123 + 3500 = 7623 votes 3500

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
4035 Current Rating: 4035 + 3449 = 7484 votesCurrent Rating: 4035 + 3449 = 7484 votes 3449


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
4256 Current Rating: 4256 + 3527 = 7783 votesCurrent Rating: 4256 + 3527 = 7783 votes 3527

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
4600 Current Rating: 4600 + 5772 = 10372 votesCurrent Rating: 4600 + 5772 = 10372 votes 5772

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
4977 Current Rating: 4977 + 4890 = 9867 votesCurrent Rating: 4977 + 4890 = 9867 votes 4890

[522] 26: Hey babe
4943 Current Rating: 4943 + 4878 = 9821 votesCurrent Rating: 4943 + 4878 = 9821 votes 4878

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
7895 Current Rating: 7895 + 7766 = 15661 votesCurrent Rating: 7895 + 7766 = 15661 votes 7766

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
9658 Current Rating: 9658 + 11373 = 21031 votesCurrent Rating: 9658 + 11373 = 21031 votes 11373

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
27498 Current Rating: 27498 + 28321 = 55819 votesCurrent Rating: 27498 + 28321 = 55819 votes 28321

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
12005 Current Rating: 12005 + 14092 = 26097 votesCurrent Rating: 12005 + 14092 = 26097 votes 14092

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
15138 Current Rating: 15138 + 17733 = 32871 votesCurrent Rating: 15138 + 17733 = 32871 votes 17733

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
13185 Current Rating: 13185 + 15769 = 28954 votesCurrent Rating: 13185 + 15769 = 28954 votes 15769

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
29946 Current Rating: 29946 + 30322 = 60268 votesCurrent Rating: 29946 + 30322 = 60268 votes 30322

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
44983 Current Rating: 44983 + 46938 = 91921 votesCurrent Rating: 44983 + 46938 = 91921 votes 46938

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
27440 Current Rating: 27440 + 27631 = 55071 votesCurrent Rating: 27440 + 27631 = 55071 votes 27631

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
14767 Current Rating: 14767 + 16280 = 31047 votesCurrent Rating: 14767 + 16280 = 31047 votes 16280

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
29773 Current Rating: 29773 + 31523 = 61296 votesCurrent Rating: 29773 + 31523 = 61296 votes 31523

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
4753 Current Rating: 4753 + 4076 = 8829 votesCurrent Rating: 4753 + 4076 = 8829 votes 4076

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
31921 Current Rating: 31921 + 38698 = 70619 votesCurrent Rating: 31921 + 38698 = 70619 votes 38698

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
8645 Current Rating: 8645 + 10216 = 18861 votesCurrent Rating: 8645 + 10216 = 18861 votes 10216

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
15430 Current Rating: 15430 + 17887 = 33317 votesCurrent Rating: 15430 + 17887 = 33317 votes 17887

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
12365 Current Rating: 12365 + 13970 = 26335 votesCurrent Rating: 12365 + 13970 = 26335 votes 13970

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
10683 Current Rating: 10683 + 11657 = 22340 votesCurrent Rating: 10683 + 11657 = 22340 votes 11657


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
31198 Current Rating: 31198 + 33446 = 64644 votesCurrent Rating: 31198 + 33446 = 64644 votes 33446

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
7238 Current Rating: 7238 + 6542 = 13780 votesCurrent Rating: 7238 + 6542 = 13780 votes 6542

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
6538 Current Rating: 6538 + 7490 = 14028 votesCurrent Rating: 6538 + 7490 = 14028 votes 7490

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
10485 Current Rating: 10485 + 12780 = 23265 votesCurrent Rating: 10485 + 12780 = 23265 votes 12780

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
8657 Current Rating: 8657 + 10371 = 19028 votesCurrent Rating: 8657 + 10371 = 19028 votes 10371

[499] 23: You need to cut down
9046 Current Rating: 9046 + 11115 = 20161 votesCurrent Rating: 9046 + 11115 = 20161 votes 11115

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
6748 Current Rating: 6748 + 6034 = 12782 votesCurrent Rating: 6748 + 6034 = 12782 votes 6034

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
8179 Current Rating: 8179 + 7422 = 15601 votesCurrent Rating: 8179 + 7422 = 15601 votes 7422

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
7476 Current Rating: 7476 + 6619 = 14095 votesCurrent Rating: 7476 + 6619 = 14095 votes 6619

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
16616 Current Rating: 16616 + 21670 = 38286 votesCurrent Rating: 16616 + 21670 = 38286 votes 21670

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
16808 Current Rating: 16808 + 18390 = 35198 votesCurrent Rating: 16808 + 18390 = 35198 votes 18390

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
11782 Current Rating: 11782 + 13567 = 25349 votesCurrent Rating: 11782 + 13567 = 25349 votes 13567

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
11067 Current Rating: 11067 + 12081 = 23148 votesCurrent Rating: 11067 + 12081 = 23148 votes 12081

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
10679 Current Rating: 10679 + 11177 = 21856 votesCurrent Rating: 10679 + 11177 = 21856 votes 11177

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
9644 Current Rating: 9644 + 11642 = 21286 votesCurrent Rating: 9644 + 11642 = 21286 votes 11642

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
24499 Current Rating: 24499 + 26428 = 50927 votesCurrent Rating: 24499 + 26428 = 50927 votes 26428

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
15225 Current Rating: 15225 + 16637 = 31862 votesCurrent Rating: 15225 + 16637 = 31862 votes 16637

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
12284 Current Rating: 12284 + 14123 = 26407 votesCurrent Rating: 12284 + 14123 = 26407 votes 14123

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
12693 Current Rating: 12693 + 14612 = 27305 votesCurrent Rating: 12693 + 14612 = 27305 votes 14612

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
13778 Current Rating: 13778 + 16058 = 29836 votesCurrent Rating: 13778 + 16058 = 29836 votes 16058

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
34231 Current Rating: 34231 + 37898 = 72129 votesCurrent Rating: 34231 + 37898 = 72129 votes 37898

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
12296 Current Rating: 12296 + 14209 = 26505 votesCurrent Rating: 12296 + 14209 = 26505 votes 14209


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
13538 Current Rating: 13538 + 15777 = 29315 votesCurrent Rating: 13538 + 15777 = 29315 votes 15777

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
15409 Current Rating: 15409 + 16234 = 31643 votesCurrent Rating: 15409 + 16234 = 31643 votes 16234

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
16035 Current Rating: 16035 + 16743 = 32778 votesCurrent Rating: 16035 + 16743 = 32778 votes 16743

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
29908 Current Rating: 29908 + 31538 = 61446 votesCurrent Rating: 29908 + 31538 = 61446 votes 31538

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
16029 Current Rating: 16029 + 16947 = 32976 votesCurrent Rating: 16029 + 16947 = 32976 votes 16947

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
36162 Current Rating: 36162 + 39893 = 76055 votesCurrent Rating: 36162 + 39893 = 76055 votes 39893

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
13790 Current Rating: 13790 + 15530 = 29320 votesCurrent Rating: 13790 + 15530 = 29320 votes 15530

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
13454 Current Rating: 13454 + 15429 = 28883 votesCurrent Rating: 13454 + 15429 = 28883 votes 15429

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
30207 Current Rating: 30207 + 31725 = 61932 votesCurrent Rating: 30207 + 31725 = 61932 votes 31725

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
12606 Current Rating: 12606 + 14432 = 27038 votesCurrent Rating: 12606 + 14432 = 27038 votes 14432

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
17447 Current Rating: 17447 + 17372 = 34819 votesCurrent Rating: 17447 + 17372 = 34819 votes 17372

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
14821 Current Rating: 14821 + 16274 = 31095 votesCurrent Rating: 14821 + 16274 = 31095 votes 16274

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
14763 Current Rating: 14763 + 16016 = 30779 votesCurrent Rating: 14763 + 16016 = 30779 votes 16016

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
10057 Current Rating: 10057 + 11680 = 21737 votesCurrent Rating: 10057 + 11680 = 21737 votes 11680

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
8742 Current Rating: 8742 + 10161 = 18903 votesCurrent Rating: 8742 + 10161 = 18903 votes 10161

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
9108 Current Rating: 9108 + 10578 = 19686 votesCurrent Rating: 9108 + 10578 = 19686 votes 10578

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
12455 Current Rating: 12455 + 13550 = 26005 votesCurrent Rating: 12455 + 13550 = 26005 votes 13550

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
8563 Current Rating: 8563 + 9511 = 18074 votesCurrent Rating: 8563 + 9511 = 18074 votes 9511

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
7672 Current Rating: 7672 + 7225 = 14897 votesCurrent Rating: 7672 + 7225 = 14897 votes 7225

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
8322 Current Rating: 8322 + 10591 = 18913 votesCurrent Rating: 8322 + 10591 = 18913 votes 10591

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
17527 Current Rating: 17527 + 19933 = 37460 votesCurrent Rating: 17527 + 19933 = 37460 votes 19933


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
13704 Current Rating: 13704 + 15617 = 29321 votesCurrent Rating: 13704 + 15617 = 29321 votes 15617

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
7377 Current Rating: 7377 + 9213 = 16590 votesCurrent Rating: 7377 + 9213 = 16590 votes 9213

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
4772 Current Rating: 4772 + 5680 = 10452 votesCurrent Rating: 4772 + 5680 = 10452 votes 5680

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
7160 Current Rating: 7160 + 9747 = 16907 votesCurrent Rating: 7160 + 9747 = 16907 votes 9747

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
6251 Current Rating: 6251 + 8881 = 15132 votesCurrent Rating: 6251 + 8881 = 15132 votes 8881

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
9292 Current Rating: 9292 + 10473 = 19765 votesCurrent Rating: 9292 + 10473 = 19765 votes 10473

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
7688 Current Rating: 7688 + 8922 = 16610 votesCurrent Rating: 7688 + 8922 = 16610 votes 8922

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
4812 Current Rating: 4812 + 4426 = 9238 votesCurrent Rating: 4812 + 4426 = 9238 votes 4426

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
6204 Current Rating: 6204 + 9136 = 15340 votesCurrent Rating: 6204 + 9136 = 15340 votes 9136

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
5533 Current Rating: 5533 + 4741 = 10274 votesCurrent Rating: 5533 + 4741 = 10274 votes 4741

[451] 15: You women are so vain
4296 Current Rating: 4296 + 3354 = 7650 votesCurrent Rating: 4296 + 3354 = 7650 votes 3354

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
6838 Current Rating: 6838 + 8770 = 15608 votesCurrent Rating: 6838 + 8770 = 15608 votes 8770

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
6076 Current Rating: 6076 + 6950 = 13026 votesCurrent Rating: 6076 + 6950 = 13026 votes 6950

[448] 12: Sheís hot
8618 Current Rating: 8618 + 9445 = 18063 votesCurrent Rating: 8618 + 9445 = 18063 votes 9445

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
6672 Current Rating: 6672 + 6083 = 12755 votesCurrent Rating: 6672 + 6083 = 12755 votes 6083

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
5276 Current Rating: 5276 + 6138 = 11414 votesCurrent Rating: 5276 + 6138 = 11414 votes 6138

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
9890 Current Rating: 9890 + 11961 = 21851 votesCurrent Rating: 9890 + 11961 = 21851 votes 11961

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
5258 Current Rating: 5258 + 4589 = 9847 votesCurrent Rating: 5258 + 4589 = 9847 votes 4589

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
7771 Current Rating: 7771 + 8597 = 16368 votesCurrent Rating: 7771 + 8597 = 16368 votes 8597

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
8526 Current Rating: 8526 + 10242 = 18768 votesCurrent Rating: 8526 + 10242 = 18768 votes 10242

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
20584 Current Rating: 20584 + 23385 = 43969 votesCurrent Rating: 20584 + 23385 = 43969 votes 23385


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
5761 Current Rating: 5761 + 5016 = 10777 votesCurrent Rating: 5761 + 5016 = 10777 votes 5016

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
8285 Current Rating: 8285 + 10604 = 18889 votesCurrent Rating: 8285 + 10604 = 18889 votes 10604

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
2726 Current Rating: 2726 + 3037 = 5763 votesCurrent Rating: 2726 + 3037 = 5763 votes 3037

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
41881 Current Rating: 41881 + 42662 = 84543 votesCurrent Rating: 41881 + 42662 = 84543 votes 42662

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
18865 Current Rating: 18865 + 21115 = 39980 votesCurrent Rating: 18865 + 21115 = 39980 votes 21115

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
5237 Current Rating: 5237 + 6236 = 11473 votesCurrent Rating: 5237 + 6236 = 11473 votes 6236

[434] 21: If you went camping
5982 Current Rating: 5982 + 5462 = 11444 votesCurrent Rating: 5982 + 5462 = 11444 votes 5462

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
16756 Current Rating: 16756 + 25552 = 42308 votesCurrent Rating: 16756 + 25552 = 42308 votes 25552

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
17456 Current Rating: 17456 + 25413 = 42869 votesCurrent Rating: 17456 + 25413 = 42869 votes 25413

[431] 14: I saw a news program
7469 Current Rating: 7469 + 8199 = 15668 votesCurrent Rating: 7469 + 8199 = 15668 votes 8199

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
6732 Current Rating: 6732 + 8160 = 14892 votesCurrent Rating: 6732 + 8160 = 14892 votes 8160

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
5060 Current Rating: 5060 + 4468 = 9528 votesCurrent Rating: 5060 + 4468 = 9528 votes 4468

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
7296 Current Rating: 7296 + 10583 = 17879 votesCurrent Rating: 7296 + 10583 = 17879 votes 10583

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
6091 Current Rating: 6091 + 8100 = 14191 votesCurrent Rating: 6091 + 8100 = 14191 votes 8100

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
5211 Current Rating: 5211 + 4378 = 9589 votesCurrent Rating: 5211 + 4378 = 9589 votes 4378

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
15475 Current Rating: 15475 + 15835 = 31310 votesCurrent Rating: 15475 + 15835 = 31310 votes 15835

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
5020 Current Rating: 5020 + 5959 = 10979 votesCurrent Rating: 5020 + 5959 = 10979 votes 5959

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
6011 Current Rating: 6011 + 5839 = 11850 votesCurrent Rating: 6011 + 5839 = 11850 votes 5839

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
6127 Current Rating: 6127 + 8479 = 14606 votesCurrent Rating: 6127 + 8479 = 14606 votes 8479


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
6106 Current Rating: 6106 + 5467 = 11573 votesCurrent Rating: 6106 + 5467 = 11573 votes 5467

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
6661 Current Rating: 6661 + 8571 = 15232 votesCurrent Rating: 6661 + 8571 = 15232 votes 8571

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3348 = 7190 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3348 = 7190 votes 3348

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
6228 Current Rating: 6228 + 8137 = 14365 votesCurrent Rating: 6228 + 8137 = 14365 votes 8137

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
5854 Current Rating: 5854 + 5023 = 10877 votesCurrent Rating: 5854 + 5023 = 10877 votes 5023

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
6359 Current Rating: 6359 + 8262 = 14621 votesCurrent Rating: 6359 + 8262 = 14621 votes 8262

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
9019 Current Rating: 9019 + 11771 = 20790 votesCurrent Rating: 9019 + 11771 = 20790 votes 11771

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
11416 Current Rating: 11416 + 13406 = 24822 votesCurrent Rating: 11416 + 13406 = 24822 votes 13406

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
11174 Current Rating: 11174 + 12976 = 24150 votesCurrent Rating: 11174 + 12976 = 24150 votes 12976

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
6403 Current Rating: 6403 + 5451 = 11854 votesCurrent Rating: 6403 + 5451 = 11854 votes 5451

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
6093 Current Rating: 6093 + 5314 = 11407 votesCurrent Rating: 6093 + 5314 = 11407 votes 5314

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
10752 Current Rating: 10752 + 12309 = 23061 votesCurrent Rating: 10752 + 12309 = 23061 votes 12309

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
6718 Current Rating: 6718 + 5864 = 12582 votesCurrent Rating: 6718 + 5864 = 12582 votes 5864

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
6859 Current Rating: 6859 + 5915 = 12774 votesCurrent Rating: 6859 + 5915 = 12774 votes 5915

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
8037 Current Rating: 8037 + 9780 = 17817 votesCurrent Rating: 8037 + 9780 = 17817 votes 9780

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
7084 Current Rating: 7084 + 7386 = 14470 votesCurrent Rating: 7084 + 7386 = 14470 votes 7386

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
17260 Current Rating: 17260 + 19020 = 36280 votesCurrent Rating: 17260 + 19020 = 36280 votes 19020

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
7352 Current Rating: 7352 + 8153 = 15505 votesCurrent Rating: 7352 + 8153 = 15505 votes 8153

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
4054 Current Rating: 4054 + 6019 = 10073 votesCurrent Rating: 4054 + 6019 = 10073 votes 6019

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
6571 Current Rating: 6571 + 7983 = 14554 votesCurrent Rating: 6571 + 7983 = 14554 votes 7983


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
16811 Current Rating: 16811 + 17895 = 34706 votesCurrent Rating: 16811 + 17895 = 34706 votes 17895

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
13201 Current Rating: 13201 + 13641 = 26842 votesCurrent Rating: 13201 + 13641 = 26842 votes 13641

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
6675 Current Rating: 6675 + 7474 = 14149 votesCurrent Rating: 6675 + 7474 = 14149 votes 7474

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
16061 Current Rating: 16061 + 18133 = 34194 votesCurrent Rating: 16061 + 18133 = 34194 votes 18133

[397] 15: I Love you
40655 Current Rating: 40655 + 41584 = 82239 votesCurrent Rating: 40655 + 41584 = 82239 votes 41584

[396] 14: Hey, come on
8693 Current Rating: 8693 + 10077 = 18770 votesCurrent Rating: 8693 + 10077 = 18770 votes 10077

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
61608 Current Rating: 61608 + 64003 = 125611 votesCurrent Rating: 61608 + 64003 = 125611 votes 64003

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
6450 Current Rating: 6450 + 8341 = 14791 votesCurrent Rating: 6450 + 8341 = 14791 votes 8341

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
6493 Current Rating: 6493 + 8385 = 14878 votesCurrent Rating: 6493 + 8385 = 14878 votes 8385

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
6996 Current Rating: 6996 + 6176 = 13172 votesCurrent Rating: 6996 + 6176 = 13172 votes 6176

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
6305 Current Rating: 6305 + 6416 = 12721 votesCurrent Rating: 6305 + 6416 = 12721 votes 6416

[390] 4: What are you doing?
7034 Current Rating: 7034 + 7988 = 15022 votesCurrent Rating: 7034 + 7988 = 15022 votes 7988

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
11399 Current Rating: 11399 + 12689 = 24088 votesCurrent Rating: 11399 + 12689 = 24088 votes 12689


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
8343 Current Rating: 8343 + 9262 = 17605 votesCurrent Rating: 8343 + 9262 = 17605 votes 9262

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
6544 Current Rating: 6544 + 5898 = 12442 votesCurrent Rating: 6544 + 5898 = 12442 votes 5898

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
19383 Current Rating: 19383 + 21179 = 40562 votesCurrent Rating: 19383 + 21179 = 40562 votes 21179

[385] 25: Can you please call security
12364 Current Rating: 12364 + 14974 = 27338 votesCurrent Rating: 12364 + 14974 = 27338 votes 14974

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
6013 Current Rating: 6013 + 5192 = 11205 votesCurrent Rating: 6013 + 5192 = 11205 votes 5192

[383] 23: This book says
6940 Current Rating: 6940 + 7768 = 14708 votesCurrent Rating: 6940 + 7768 = 14708 votes 7768

[382] 22: Tell your mother
7274 Current Rating: 7274 + 9176 = 16450 votesCurrent Rating: 7274 + 9176 = 16450 votes 9176

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
13350 Current Rating: 13350 + 15125 = 28475 votesCurrent Rating: 13350 + 15125 = 28475 votes 15125

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
7903 Current Rating: 7903 + 9775 = 17678 votesCurrent Rating: 7903 + 9775 = 17678 votes 9775

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
7130 Current Rating: 7130 + 6221 = 13351 votesCurrent Rating: 7130 + 6221 = 13351 votes 6221

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
17653 Current Rating: 17653 + 20821 = 38474 votesCurrent Rating: 17653 + 20821 = 38474 votes 20821

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
16923 Current Rating: 16923 + 17892 = 34815 votesCurrent Rating: 16923 + 17892 = 34815 votes 17892

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
12576 Current Rating: 12576 + 15447 = 28023 votesCurrent Rating: 12576 + 15447 = 28023 votes 15447

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
10074 Current Rating: 10074 + 12073 = 22147 votesCurrent Rating: 10074 + 12073 = 22147 votes 12073

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
9218 Current Rating: 9218 + 10040 = 19258 votesCurrent Rating: 9218 + 10040 = 19258 votes 10040

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
7393 Current Rating: 7393 + 8757 = 16150 votesCurrent Rating: 7393 + 8757 = 16150 votes 8757

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
13534 Current Rating: 13534 + 15175 = 28709 votesCurrent Rating: 13534 + 15175 = 28709 votes 15175

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
18668 Current Rating: 18668 + 21037 = 39705 votesCurrent Rating: 18668 + 21037 = 39705 votes 21037


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
14085 Current Rating: 14085 + 15800 = 29885 votesCurrent Rating: 14085 + 15800 = 29885 votes 15800

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
9102 Current Rating: 9102 + 10763 = 19865 votesCurrent Rating: 9102 + 10763 = 19865 votes 10763

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
8184 Current Rating: 8184 + 9665 = 17849 votesCurrent Rating: 8184 + 9665 = 17849 votes 9665

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
7395 Current Rating: 7395 + 9819 = 17214 votesCurrent Rating: 7395 + 9819 = 17214 votes 9819

[366] 22: You look like crap
7520 Current Rating: 7520 + 9103 = 16623 votesCurrent Rating: 7520 + 9103 = 16623 votes 9103

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
16211 Current Rating: 16211 + 16403 = 32614 votesCurrent Rating: 16211 + 16403 = 32614 votes 16403

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
16636 Current Rating: 16636 + 20090 = 36726 votesCurrent Rating: 16636 + 20090 = 36726 votes 20090

[363] 16: What happened to him?
10396 Current Rating: 10396 + 13176 = 23572 votesCurrent Rating: 10396 + 13176 = 23572 votes 13176

[362] 15: What was shopping like
6334 Current Rating: 6334 + 6611 = 12945 votesCurrent Rating: 6334 + 6611 = 12945 votes 6611

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
6621 Current Rating: 6621 + 6434 = 13055 votesCurrent Rating: 6621 + 6434 = 13055 votes 6434

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
8663 Current Rating: 8663 + 9937 = 18600 votesCurrent Rating: 8663 + 9937 = 18600 votes 9937

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
7036 Current Rating: 7036 + 9627 = 16663 votesCurrent Rating: 7036 + 9627 = 16663 votes 9627

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
7534 Current Rating: 7534 + 6590 = 14124 votesCurrent Rating: 7534 + 6590 = 14124 votes 6590

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
16221 Current Rating: 16221 + 19158 = 35379 votesCurrent Rating: 16221 + 19158 = 35379 votes 19158

[356] 3: What are you doing?
6337 Current Rating: 6337 + 5871 = 12208 votesCurrent Rating: 6337 + 5871 = 12208 votes 5871

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
6477 Current Rating: 6477 + 5910 = 12387 votesCurrent Rating: 6477 + 5910 = 12387 votes 5910

[354] 1: In the old days
8268 Current Rating: 8268 + 10222 = 18490 votesCurrent Rating: 8268 + 10222 = 18490 votes 10222


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
11019 Current Rating: 11019 + 12547 = 23566 votesCurrent Rating: 11019 + 12547 = 23566 votes 12547

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
6910 Current Rating: 6910 + 6253 = 13163 votesCurrent Rating: 6910 + 6253 = 13163 votes 6253

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
5658 Current Rating: 5658 + 4981 = 10639 votesCurrent Rating: 5658 + 4981 = 10639 votes 4981

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
6213 Current Rating: 6213 + 7174 = 13387 votesCurrent Rating: 6213 + 7174 = 13387 votes 7174

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
6672 Current Rating: 6672 + 5760 = 12432 votesCurrent Rating: 6672 + 5760 = 12432 votes 5760

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
6574 Current Rating: 6574 + 6075 = 12649 votesCurrent Rating: 6574 + 6075 = 12649 votes 6075

[347] 19: Left a bit...
6838 Current Rating: 6838 + 7836 = 14674 votesCurrent Rating: 6838 + 7836 = 14674 votes 7836

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
6105 Current Rating: 6105 + 5316 = 11421 votesCurrent Rating: 6105 + 5316 = 11421 votes 5316

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
5972 Current Rating: 5972 + 5407 = 11379 votesCurrent Rating: 5972 + 5407 = 11379 votes 5407

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
7040 Current Rating: 7040 + 9660 = 16700 votesCurrent Rating: 7040 + 9660 = 16700 votes 9660

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
7634 Current Rating: 7634 + 8887 = 16521 votesCurrent Rating: 7634 + 8887 = 16521 votes 8887

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
5658 Current Rating: 5658 + 5142 = 10800 votesCurrent Rating: 5658 + 5142 = 10800 votes 5142

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
7332 Current Rating: 7332 + 7187 = 14519 votesCurrent Rating: 7332 + 7187 = 14519 votes 7187






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