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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
6726    6186
[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
9227 10492
[559] 21: It is so hard for women
5475 5038
[558] 20: Give me a double anything
5496 4595
[557] 19: Save a cow
6134 8822
[556] 15: You know the idiom
18434 19387
[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
13392 15319
[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
19545 27359
[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
16147 17841
[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
23221 27157
[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
15609 18329
[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
9316 10009
[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
8454 9739
[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
7026 6391
[547] 1: I think all of those people
21860 25591
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Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
13307 15861
[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
8321 7550
[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
9902 12280
[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
15321 17312
[542] 23: Have you noticed
8278 7429
[541] 22: I can’t believe it
15764 16285
[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
14499 15241
[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
23897 27702
[538] 17: A real man
8864 10188
[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
17544 19671
[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
8839 10327
[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
19134 21856
[534] 11: Thanks Google
18010 20396
[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
16277 18651
[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
13926 15923
[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
4898 4474
[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
4469 3760
[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
6153 5640
[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
4342 5242
[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
4013 3393
[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
3931 3347
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Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
4177 3424
[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
4513 5677
[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
4895 4804
[522] 26: Hey babe
4871 4801
[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
7814 7687
[520] 24: My wife is so fat
9573 11290
[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
27402 28220
[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
11909 14003
[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
15035 17642
[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
13073 15680
[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
29862 30230
[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
44891 46838
[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
27333 27516
[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
14662 16191
[511] 11: What the hell!?!
29675 31420
[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
4653 3989
[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in
31685 38474
[508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident
8552 10118
[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
15338 17803
[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
12272 13885
[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
10586 11555
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Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here
31090 33344
[503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely
7168 6472
[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
6454 7412
[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong?
10386 12679
[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
8557 10265
[499] 23: You need to cut down
8965 11033
[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
6671 5962
[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
8099 7334
[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
7382 6515
[495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me
16414 21501
[494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel
16685 18294
[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
11688 13481
[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
10960 11990
[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
10589 11088
[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
9561 11555
[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
24405 26324
[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
15136 16551
[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
12177 14044
[486] 6: I’m ready, we can go
12582 14504
[485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful
13658 15945
[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
34127 37793
[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
12207 14121
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Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
13446 15693
[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
15313 16137
[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
15936 16654
[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
29817 31443
[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
15909 16836
[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
36017 39754
[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
13682 15439
[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
13359 15341
[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
30105 31620
[473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months
12506 14343
[472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town
17312 17246
[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
14705 16178
[470] 15: Now that we’re engaged
14641 15909
[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
9943 11576
[468] 11: I think I’m getting old
8546 9972
[467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt
9025 10493
[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
12356 13463
[465] 4: I discovered three things today
8471 9420
[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
7585 7131
[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
8244 10501
[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
17420 19815
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Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
13597 15518
[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
7307 9142
[459] 27: Good morning Professor
4684 5588
[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
7086 9673
[457] 25: I realised that my wife
6173 8797
[456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
9209 10394
[455] 21: We are gathered here today
7611 8835
[454] 20: You look flipping angry
4690 4296
[453] 19: That’s just disgusting ...
6113 9030
[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
5422 4632
[451] 15: You women are so vain
4174 3243
[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
6747 8655
[449] 13: So you’re crying again
5975 6846
[448] 12: She’s hot
8525 9333
[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
6578 5976
[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
5168 6027
[445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support
9793 11860
[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
5152 4468
[443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour
7691 8498
[442] 4: A woman marries a man
8427 10140
[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
20434 23248
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Jun 2011
[440] 29: I’m really not happy
5654 4912
[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
8200 10507
[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
2587 2903
[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
41774 42558
[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
18732 21003
[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
5129 6125
[434] 21: If you went camping
5869 5353
[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
16567 25386
[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
17265 25244
[431] 14: I saw a news program
7370 8086
[430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere
6625 8058
[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
4946 4355
[428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible
7207 10486
[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
5999 7992
[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
5101 4272
[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
15351 15738
[424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot
4910 5852
[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
5910 5737
[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
6021 8378
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May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
6002 5355
[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
6564 8463
[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 3348
[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
6146 8038
[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
5750 4907
[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
6267 8130
[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
8935 11677
[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
11291 13303
[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
11039 12868
[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
6313 5346
[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
6005 5214
[410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today
10606 12203
[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
6631 5754
[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
6770 5808
[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
7954 9683
[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
6983 7269
[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
17128 18917
[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
7239 8033
[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
3910 5905
[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
6479 7888
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Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support
16678 17797
[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
13073 13537
[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
6579 7372
[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
15937 18035
[397] 15: I Love you
40531 41478
[396] 14: Hey, come on
8597 9981
[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
61523 63909
[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
6354 8244
[393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant!
6403 8284
[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
6906 6078
[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
6212 6315
[390] 4: What are you doing?
6948 7889
[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
11280 12590
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Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
8253 9151
[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
6454 5798
[386] 28: I’m always amazed
19249 21064
[385] 25: Can you please call security
12230 14862
[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
5919 5082
[383] 23: This book says
6847 7667
[382] 22: Tell your mother
7126 9041
[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
13256 15045
[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
7827 9689
[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
7048 6131
[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
17547 20708
[377] 11: To be happy with a man
16827 17805
[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
12483 15371
[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
9985 11968
[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
9131 9955
[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
7266 8633
[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
13415 15074
[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
18580 20941
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Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
13982 15709
[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
9023 10679
[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
8109 9588
[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
7299 9729
[366] 22: You look like crap
7437 9027
[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
16115 16317
[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
16527 20001
[363] 16: What happened to him?
10272 13072
[362] 15: What was shopping like
6199 6484
[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
6537 6348
[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about
8570 9857
[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
6969 9547
[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
7453 6509
[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
16128 19072
[356] 3: What are you doing?
6256 5785
[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
6397 5825
[354] 1: In the old days
8191 10131
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Jan 2011
[353] 31: What’s the difference between
10925 12466
[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
6828 6165
[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
5579 4899
[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
6139 7100
[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
6595 5686
[348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink?
6495 6001
[347] 19: Left a bit...
6771 7761
[346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now
6023 5242
[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
5897 5329
[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
6971 9584
[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
7562 8808
[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
5569 5057
[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
7257 7114
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