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Dec 2011 [561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas 12466 13723 [560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV 14857 16062 [559] 21: It is so hard for women 9937 10784 [558] 20: Give me a double anything 15656 17345 [557] 19: Save a cow 10948 13621 [556] 15: You know the idiom 31115 30193 [555] 14: I am here to fulfil your 20460 22669 [554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend 28359 36400 [553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate 26754 28419 [552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you? 29526 33308 [551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow 24746 27178 [550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock 14031 14626 [549] 6: Can I buy you a drink? 12519 13777 [548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten 12953 14296 [547] 1: I think all of those people 28382 31965
| | Nov 2011 [546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is? 19553 22000 [545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing? 12586 11730 [544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand 16283 18565 [543] 24: The more I get to understand men 20168 21810 [542] 23: Have you noticed 13582 12791 [541] 22: I can’t believe it 21154 21076 [540] 21: How did you get the black eye? 19756 20450 [539] 18: Happy birthday darling 29644 33492 [538] 17: A real man 13895 14898 [537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man 24200 26225 [536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking? 20903 23363 [535] 14: You look furious, what is going on? 23531 25965 [534] 11: Thanks Google 23684 25888 [533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question 20972 23037 [532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her 19280 21082 [531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented 9911 9453 [530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend 10028 9329 [529] 4: That`s a nice new phone 11772 11604 [528] 3: I was down at the security shop 9141 10038 [527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you? 11570 12968 [526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son 8761 8087
| | | Oct 2011 [525] 31: Why do people say 9844 10131 [524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change 10112 11214 [523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday 11812 12056 [522] 26: Hey babe 9560 9440 [521] 25: Facebook asks me what I 13476 13265 [520] 24: My wife is so fat 14065 15600 [519] 21: I got banned from the disco 31969 32765 [518] 20: Are you coming out tonight? 17697 19740 [517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night 22128 24715 [516] 18: I am in deep trouble again 20428 22863 [515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter 34932 34996 [514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight 51142 53182 [513] 13: Smoking is bad for you 36183 36045 [512] 12: Take away all of the vowels 20919 22142 [511] 11: What the hell!?! 42471 45442 [510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank 17563 17539 [509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in 42010 47941 [508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident 13629 14956 [507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid 21762 23914 [506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law 17467 19054 [505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend 16517 17614
| | Sep 2011 [504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here 35555 37630 [503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely 12428 11849 [502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer 11093 11729 [501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong? 16354 18658 [500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit 13460 15214 [499] 23: You need to cut down 14750 16629 [498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover 11683 10928 [497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning 13804 12888 [496] 20: Johnny Walker, single 14102 13563 [495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me 25577 30044 [494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel 23108 24573 [493] 15: Are you going to be long? 16631 18420 [492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway 16424 17598 [491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant 15451 16004 [490] 12: MWWAAAHHH! 12836 14735 [489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop? 29812 31356 [488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist 21040 21952 [487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks! 15710 17503 [486] 6: I’m ready, we can go 19391 21347 [485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful 18615 20690 [484] 2: You said you were going to complain 38541 41798 [483] 1: With you being over two metres tall 16872 18710
| | | Aug 2011 [482] 31: You look tired 19288 21237 [481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you 21410 21119 [480] 29: I love Edward Cullen 26803 24185 [479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere? 34524 35885 [478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I 30760 29989 [477] 24: Happy birthday Dad 41447 45081 [476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend 18822 20557 [475] 22: Do you believe in psychics? 18252 20130 [474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce 34798 36103 [473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months 22018 25272 [472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town 28865 30074 [471] 16: I was shagging this bird 20978 22449 [470] 15: Now that we’re engaged 26093 28563 [469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard 14905 16315 [468] 11: I think I’m getting old 13634 14906 [467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt 13366 14623 [466] 5: Hi there gorgeous 17358 18453 [465] 4: I discovered three things today 13443 14244 [464] 3: You know, I love oral sex 13051 16080 [463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now? 13303 16453 [462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today 23202 25391
| | Jul 2011 [461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why? 19064 20702 [460] 28: So your wife told my wife 13056 15025 [459] 27: Good morning Professor 9395 10190 [458] 26: So what do the results say doctor? 12282 17020 [457] 25: I realised that my wife 11038 13809 [456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman 14078 15181 [455] 21: We are gathered here today 18442 44117 [454] 20: You look flipping angry 9510 9033 [453] 19: That’s just disgusting ... 12300 15563 [452] 18: I think you should see a doctor 11011 9939 [451] 15: You women are so vain 7799 6665 [450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate 12799 15484 [449] 13: So you’re crying again 12197 17126 [448] 12: She’s hot 12846 13502 [447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation 10956 10340 [446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living? 9227 9947 [445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support 15059 16988 [444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth? 8508 7805 [443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour 13340 13947 [442] 4: A woman marries a man 12353 14094 [441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night? 26184 29029
| | | Jun 2011 [440] 29: I’m really not happy 10792 10003 [439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away 12805 15351 [438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product 16237 16277 [437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink? 46278 47091 [436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks 23761 26088 [435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times 9054 9984 [434] 21: If you went camping 15610 15186 [433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight 31105 39438 [432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym 23277 30796 [431] 14: I saw a news program 17508 18513 [430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere 12931 14353 [429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick 9614 9052 [428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible 16894 24782 [427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed? 11334 13434 [426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife 10179 9514 [425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday 20745 20859 [424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot 9072 9936 [423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel 11961 13186 [422] 1: You logged a call for IT support 10509 12876
| | May 2011 [421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom? 10856 10376 [420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed 11476 15303 [419] 27: You reported your wife missing 3842 3355 [418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married? 10279 12266 [417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated 10388 9510 [416] 24: My wife is so stupid 10178 12041 [415] 23: Went for my routine check up today 15151 18254 [414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I 15523 17852 [413] 19: I hate the flipping internet! 17225 19466 [412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you? 13224 16963 [411] 16: I got so embarrassed 14629 15169 [410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today 13890 15425 [409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour 12560 16797 [408] 11: I`m 79 years old now 11722 11175 [407] 10: I met a girl in the park 13190 14690 [406] 9: Dad, I hear you 12442 13961 [405] 6: Are you growing a moustache 22040 23954 [404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance 12958 14472 [403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school 8295 10563 [402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail 10884 12293
| | | Apr 2011 [401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support 21927 22994 [400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner 18110 18394 [399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant 12551 13910 [398] 18: What is it when a man talks 21180 23238 [397] 15: I Love you 45234 46313 [396] 14: Hey, come on 12644 13976 [395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable 68481 71092 [394] 11: Welcome to our clinic 11567 16183 [393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant! 10606 12518 [392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment 12809 19760 [391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle? 10748 10944 [390] 4: What are you doing? 10328 11359 [389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop 16779 18214
| | Mar 2011 [388] 31: Can we try something 13721 14659 [387] 30: How is your meal so far? 13887 13876 [386] 28: I’m always amazed 25240 27202 [385] 25: Can you please call security 16737 19321 [384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid 41846 45941 [383] 23: This book says 11929 13463 [382] 22: Tell your mother 12593 15484 [381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women 17512 19424 [380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance 20717 31488 [379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet? 14536 14943 [378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire 22585 25886 [377] 11: To be happy with a man 23096 22327 [376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary 17119 19962 [375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive 17719 17624 [374] 8: Your pizza is ready 13744 14622 [373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site 12910 20130 [372] 3: Why do you call your wife 19883 21744 [371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards... 25497 28527
| | | Feb 2011 [370] 28: What are you reading? 20357 22238 [369] 25: Drinks are on me! 13372 15031 [368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play! 12712 14128 [367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife 13362 16953 [366] 22: You look like crap 12017 16961 [365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun? 19897 20228 [364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife 21129 24566 [363] 16: What happened to him? 15736 18310 [362] 15: What was shopping like 13249 14318 [361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge 10973 10983 [360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about 12712 13961 [359] 8: Happy Birthday Son! 10847 13553 [358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag? 17583 21266 [357] 4: In all my time on the bench 21840 25023 [356] 3: What are you doing? 10634 10234 [355] 2: So your baby is nearly due 16311 16992 [354] 1: In the old days 13029 15937
| | Jan 2011 [353] 31: What’s the difference between 16301 17725 [352] 27: Good morning and welcome 12314 11723 [351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir? 9269 8586 [350] 25: My wife is getting really fat 9323 10560 [349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you? 12273 12606 [348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink? 20322 21667 [347] 19: Left a bit... 10681 12320 [346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now 10884 10070 [345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago 11377 11334 [344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday 11224 13845 [343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying? 15965 28067 [342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb 10937 10328 [341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone 14251 17399
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