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Dec 2011 [561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas 7981   7288 [560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV 10470   11629 [559] 21: It is so hard for women 6348   5742 [558] 20: Give me a double anything 6387   5326 [557] 19: Save a cow 7283   9792 [556] 15: You know the idiom 19969   20747 [555] 14: I am here to fulfil your 14932   16832 [554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend 21180   28737 [553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate 18181   19599 [552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you? 24884   28644 [551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow 17266   19692 [550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock 10426   10974 [549] 6: Can I buy you a drink? 9391   10526 [548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten 8317   7536 [547] 1: I think all of those people 23571   27160
| | Nov 2011 [546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is? 14847   17355 [545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing? 9289   8390 [544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand 11105   13440 [543] 24: The more I get to understand men 16800   18496 [542] 23: Have you noticed 9532   8550 [541] 22: I can’t believe it 17317   17552 [540] 21: How did you get the black eye? 16134   16718 [539] 18: Happy birthday darling 25602   29255 [538] 17: A real man 9971   11115 [537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man 19069   20945 [536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking? 10103   11459 [535] 14: You look furious, what is going on? 20388   22866 [534] 11: Thanks Google 19429   21608 [533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question 17605   19662 [532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her 15587   17403 [531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented 5965   5383 [530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend 5657   4784 [529] 4: That`s a nice new phone 7296   6639 [528] 3: I was down at the security shop 5397   6196 [527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you? 5417   4634 [526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son 5014   4303
| | | Oct 2011 [525] 31: Why do people say 5825   4591 [524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change 5793   6776 [523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday 6249   5980 [522] 26: Hey babe 5952   5737 [521] 25: Facebook asks me what I 9138   8822 [520] 24: My wife is so fat 10630   12207 [519] 21: I got banned from the disco 28558   29206 [518] 20: Are you coming out tonight? 13210   15316 [517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night 16592   18905 [516] 18: I am in deep trouble again 14701   17213 [515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter 31237   31405 [514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight 46171   47968 [513] 13: Smoking is bad for you 28740   28755 [512] 12: Take away all of the vowels 16570   17891 [511] 11: What the hell!?! 30857   32378 [510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank 6056   5197 [509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in 33094   39782 [508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident 9570   11020 [507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid 17188   19349 [506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law 13760   15363 [505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend 12352   13309
| | Sep 2011 [504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here 32190   34229 [503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely 8177   7342 [502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer 7555   8302 [501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong? 11992   14265 [500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit 9678   11280 [499] 23: You need to cut down 10304   12241 [498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover 7775   6916 [497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning 9318   8429 [496] 20: Johnny Walker, single 8773   7785 [495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me 18791   23338 [494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel 18400   19707 [493] 15: Are you going to be long? 13042   14806 [492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway 12336   13374 [491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant 12073   12541 [490] 12: MWWAAAHHH! 10349   12192 [489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop? 25916   27622 [488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist 16944   18068 [487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks! 13349   15209 [486] 6: I’m ready, we can go 14511   16411 [485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful 15183   17359 [484] 2: You said you were going to complain 35250   38719 [483] 1: With you being over two metres tall 13592   15508
| | | Aug 2011 [482] 31: You look tired 14908   17047 [481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you 16629   17161 [480] 29: I love Edward Cullen 17523   17877 [479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere? 30819   32234 [478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I 17694   18309 [477] 24: Happy birthday Dad 37297   40835 [476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend 15005   16615 [475] 22: Do you believe in psychics? 14863   16765 [474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce 31330   32643 [473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months 14131   15973 [472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town 18956   18579 [471] 16: I was shagging this bird 16548   17839 [470] 15: Now that we’re engaged 16510   17573 [469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard 11231   12820 [468] 11: I think I’m getting old 9954   11160 [467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt 9940   11276 [466] 5: Hi there gorgeous 13542   14599 [465] 4: I discovered three things today 9709   10481 [464] 3: You know, I love oral sex 8697   8122 [463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now? 9209   11330 [462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today 18802   20956
| | Jul 2011 [461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why? 15087   16901 [460] 28: So your wife told my wife 8591   10271 [459] 27: Good morning Professor 5808   6542 [458] 26: So what do the results say doctor? 8284   10726 [457] 25: I realised that my wife 7208   9660 [456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman 10250   11293 [455] 21: We are gathered here today 8660   9743 [454] 20: You look flipping angry 5724   5184 [453] 19: That’s just disgusting ... 7467   10256 [452] 18: I think you should see a doctor 6742   5749 [451] 15: You women are so vain 5123   3997 [450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate 8114   9875 [449] 13: So you’re crying again 7272   8031 [448] 12: She’s hot 9506   10238 [447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation 7593   6992 [446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living? 5893   6694 [445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support 11082   13088 [444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth? 5898   5174 [443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour 8901   9633 [442] 4: A woman marries a man 9334   10988 [441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night? 21611   24389
| | | Jun 2011 [440] 29: I’m really not happy 6788   5988 [439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away 9070   11330 [438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product 3596   3917 [437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink? 42751   43518 [436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks 19803   22021 [435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times 5894   6804 [434] 21: If you went camping 6909   6319 [433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight 23020   31369 [432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym 19196   26725 [431] 14: I saw a news program 8410   9045 [430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere 7698   9091 [429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick 5671   5025 [428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible 8200   11423 [427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed? 7152   9106 [426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife 5829   4920 [425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday 16660   16975 [424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot 5608   6493 [423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel 6953   6729 [422] 1: You logged a call for IT support 6718   9012
| | May 2011 [421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom? 7061   6399 [420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed 7590   9501 [419] 27: You reported your wife missing 3842   3352 [418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married? 7038   8899 [417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated 6741   5883 [416] 24: My wife is so stupid 7137   8941 [415] 23: Went for my routine check up today 9822   12519 [414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I 12166   14175 [413] 19: I hate the flipping internet! 11953   13767 [412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you? 7415   6408 [411] 16: I got so embarrassed 6797   5966 [410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today 11425   12967 [409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour 7676   6808 [408] 11: I`m 79 years old now 7665   6709 [407] 10: I met a girl in the park 9062   10730 [406] 9: Dad, I hear you 7715   7972 [405] 6: Are you growing a moustache 18215   20013 [404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance 8352   9061 [403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school 4807   6734 [402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail 7426   8750
| | | Apr 2011 [401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support 17737   18786 [400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner 14210   14634 [399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant 7503   8249 [398] 18: What is it when a man talks 17179   19282 [397] 15: I Love you 41601   42496 [396] 14: Hey, come on 9417   10738 [395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable 62180   64520 [394] 11: Welcome to our clinic 7312   9155 [393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant! 7067   8920 [392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment 8089   7223 [391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle? 7123   7193 [390] 4: What are you doing? 7620   8518 [389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop 12527   13828
| | Mar 2011 [388] 31: Can we try something 9395   10250 [387] 30: How is your meal so far? 7668   6969 [386] 28: I’m always amazed 20523   22330 [385] 25: Can you please call security 13285   15874 [384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid 6727   5849 [383] 23: This book says 7864   8676 [382] 22: Tell your mother 8340   10186 [381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women 14206   16001 [380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance 8660   10509 [379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet? 7858   6896 [378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire 18575   21755 [377] 11: To be happy with a man 17588   18527 [376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary 13459   16330 [375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive 11286   13267 [374] 8: Your pizza is ready 10034   10784 [373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site 8232   9519 [372] 3: Why do you call your wife 14421   16069 [371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards... 19431   21798
| | | Feb 2011 [370] 28: What are you reading? 15095   16818 [369] 25: Drinks are on me! 9916   11543 [368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play! 9114   10534 [367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife 8273   10641 [366] 22: You look like crap 8357   9916 [365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun? 16981   17161 [364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife 17519   20971 [363] 16: What happened to him? 11566   14287 [362] 15: What was shopping like 6922   7184 [361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge 7456   7215 [360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about 9433   10659 [359] 8: Happy Birthday Son! 7604   10160 [358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag? 8502   7476 [357] 4: In all my time on the bench 17390   20360 [356] 3: What are you doing? 7240   6745 [355] 2: So your baby is nearly due 7400   6804 [354] 1: In the old days 9173   11062
| | Jan 2011 [353] 31: What’s the difference between 12056   13553 [352] 27: Good morning and welcome 8071   7323 [351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir? 6382   5651 [350] 25: My wife is getting really fat 6795   7710 [349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you? 7656   6674 [348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink? 7395   6886 [347] 19: Left a bit... 7415   8376 [346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now 7113   6276 [345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago 6797   6183 [344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday 7873   10466 [343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying? 8512   9674 [342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb 6550   5948 [341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone 8491   8277
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