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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
6797    6267
[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
9302 10579
[559] 21: It is so hard for women
5555 5122
[558] 20: Give me a double anything
5575 4690
[557] 19: Save a cow
6211 8904
[556] 15: You know the idiom
18537 19484
[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
13506 15431
[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
19725 27538
[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
16254 17940
[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
23418 27338
[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
15716 18430
[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
9406 10102
[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
8533 9814
[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
7099 6471
[547] 1: I think all of those people
22007 25746
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Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
13403 15952
[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
8406 7646
[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
9998 12373
[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
15426 17410
[542] 23: Have you noticed
8355 7512
[541] 22: I can’t believe it
15859 16379
[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
14600 15338
[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
24086 27885
[538] 17: A real man
8960 10271
[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
17647 19772
[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
8918 10403
[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
19249 21961
[534] 11: Thanks Google
18106 20496
[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
16388 18747
[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
14023 16012
[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
4971 4563
[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
4550 3845
[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
6224 5722
[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
4420 5332
[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
4123 3500
[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
4035 3449
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Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
4256 3527
[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
4600 5772
[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
4977 4890
[522] 26: Hey babe
4943 4878
[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
7895 7766
[520] 24: My wife is so fat
9658 11373
[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
27498 28321
[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
12005 14092
[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
15138 17733
[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
13185 15769
[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
29946 30322
[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
44983 46938
[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
27440 27631
[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
14767 16280
[511] 11: What the hell!?!
29773 31523
[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
4753 4076
[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in
31921 38698
[508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident
8645 10216
[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
15430 17887
[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
12365 13970
[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
10683 11657
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Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here
31198 33446
[503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely
7238 6542
[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
6538 7490
[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong?
10485 12780
[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
8657 10371
[499] 23: You need to cut down
9046 11115
[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
6748 6034
[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
8179 7422
[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
7476 6619
[495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me
16616 21670
[494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel
16808 18390
[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
11782 13567
[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
11067 12081
[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
10679 11177
[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
9644 11642
[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
24499 26428
[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
15225 16637
[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
12284 14123
[486] 6: I’m ready, we can go
12693 14612
[485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful
13778 16058
[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
34231 37898
[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
12296 14209
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Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
13538 15777
[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
15409 16234
[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
16035 16743
[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
29908 31538
[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
16029 16947
[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
36162 39893
[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
13790 15530
[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
13454 15429
[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
30207 31725
[473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months
12606 14432
[472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town
17447 17372
[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
14821 16274
[470] 15: Now that we’re engaged
14763 16016
[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
10057 11680
[468] 11: I think I’m getting old
8742 10161
[467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt
9108 10578
[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
12455 13550
[465] 4: I discovered three things today
8563 9511
[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
7672 7225
[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
8322 10591
[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
17527 19933
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Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
13704 15617
[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
7377 9213
[459] 27: Good morning Professor
4772 5680
[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
7160 9747
[457] 25: I realised that my wife
6251 8881
[456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
9292 10473
[455] 21: We are gathered here today
7688 8922
[454] 20: You look flipping angry
4812 4426
[453] 19: That’s just disgusting ...
6204 9136
[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
5533 4741
[451] 15: You women are so vain
4296 3354
[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
6838 8770
[449] 13: So you’re crying again
6076 6950
[448] 12: She’s hot
8618 9445
[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
6672 6083
[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
5276 6138
[445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support
9890 11961
[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
5258 4589
[443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour
7771 8597
[442] 4: A woman marries a man
8526 10242
[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
20584 23385
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Jun 2011
[440] 29: I’m really not happy
5761 5016
[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
8285 10604
[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
2726 3037
[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
41881 42662
[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
18865 21115
[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
5237 6236
[434] 21: If you went camping
5982 5462
[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
16756 25552
[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
17456 25413
[431] 14: I saw a news program
7469 8199
[430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere
6732 8160
[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
5060 4468
[428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible
7296 10583
[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
6091 8100
[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
5211 4378
[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
15475 15835
[424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot
5020 5959
[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
6011 5839
[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
6127 8479
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May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
6106 5467
[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
6661 8571
[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 3348
[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
6228 8137
[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
5854 5023
[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
6359 8262
[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
9019 11771
[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
11416 13406
[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
11174 12976
[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
6403 5451
[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
6093 5314
[410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today
10752 12309
[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
6718 5864
[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
6859 5915
[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
8037 9780
[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
7084 7386
[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
17260 19020
[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
7352 8153
[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
4054 6019
[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
6571 7983
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Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support
16811 17895
[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
13201 13641
[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
6675 7474
[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
16061 18133
[397] 15: I Love you
40655 41584
[396] 14: Hey, come on
8693 10077
[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
61608 64003
[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
6450 8341
[393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant!
6493 8385
[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
6996 6176
[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
6305 6416
[390] 4: What are you doing?
7034 7988
[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
11399 12689
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Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
8343 9262
[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
6544 5898
[386] 28: I’m always amazed
19383 21179
[385] 25: Can you please call security
12364 14974
[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
6013 5192
[383] 23: This book says
6940 7768
[382] 22: Tell your mother
7274 9176
[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
13350 15125
[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
7903 9775
[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
7130 6221
[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
17653 20821
[377] 11: To be happy with a man
16923 17892
[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
12576 15447
[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
10074 12073
[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
9218 10040
[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
7393 8757
[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
13534 15175
[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
18668 21037
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Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
14085 15800
[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
9102 10763
[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
8184 9665
[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
7395 9819
[366] 22: You look like crap
7520 9103
[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
16211 16403
[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
16636 20090
[363] 16: What happened to him?
10396 13176
[362] 15: What was shopping like
6334 6611
[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
6621 6434
[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about
8663 9937
[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
7036 9627
[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
7534 6590
[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
16221 19158
[356] 3: What are you doing?
6337 5871
[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
6477 5910
[354] 1: In the old days
8268 10222
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Jan 2011
[353] 31: What’s the difference between
11019 12547
[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
6910 6253
[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
5658 4981
[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
6213 7174
[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
6672 5760
[348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink?
6574 6075
[347] 19: Left a bit...
6838 7836
[346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now
6105 5316
[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
5972 5407
[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
7040 9660
[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
7634 8887
[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
5658 5142
[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
7332 7187
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