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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
13056 Current Rating: 13056 + 14532 = 27588 votesCurrent Rating: 13056 + 14532 = 27588 votes 14532

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
15435 Current Rating: 15435 + 16692 = 32127 votesCurrent Rating: 15435 + 16692 = 32127 votes 16692

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
10428 Current Rating: 10428 + 11259 = 21687 votesCurrent Rating: 10428 + 11259 = 21687 votes 11259

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
16598 Current Rating: 16598 + 18079 = 34677 votesCurrent Rating: 16598 + 18079 = 34677 votes 18079

[557] 19: Save a cow
11362 Current Rating: 11362 + 14047 = 25409 votesCurrent Rating: 11362 + 14047 = 25409 votes 14047

[556] 15: You know the idiom
32180 Current Rating: 32180 + 30839 = 63019 votesCurrent Rating: 32180 + 30839 = 63019 votes 30839

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
21391 Current Rating: 21391 + 23187 = 44578 votesCurrent Rating: 21391 + 23187 = 44578 votes 23187

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
30215 Current Rating: 30215 + 37300 = 67515 votesCurrent Rating: 30215 + 37300 = 67515 votes 37300

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
28177 Current Rating: 28177 + 29488 = 57665 votesCurrent Rating: 28177 + 29488 = 57665 votes 29488

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
31072 Current Rating: 31072 + 33854 = 64926 votesCurrent Rating: 31072 + 33854 = 64926 votes 33854

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
25617 Current Rating: 25617 + 27669 = 53286 votesCurrent Rating: 25617 + 27669 = 53286 votes 27669

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
14582 Current Rating: 14582 + 15168 = 29750 votesCurrent Rating: 14582 + 15168 = 29750 votes 15168

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
12927 Current Rating: 12927 + 14226 = 27153 votesCurrent Rating: 12927 + 14226 = 27153 votes 14226

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
13682 Current Rating: 13682 + 15198 = 28880 votesCurrent Rating: 13682 + 15198 = 28880 votes 15198

[547] 1: I think all of those people
30459 Current Rating: 30459 + 33225 = 63684 votesCurrent Rating: 30459 + 33225 = 63684 votes 33225


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
20492 Current Rating: 20492 + 22522 = 43014 votesCurrent Rating: 20492 + 22522 = 43014 votes 22522

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
13063 Current Rating: 13063 + 12229 = 25292 votesCurrent Rating: 13063 + 12229 = 25292 votes 12229

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
18196 Current Rating: 18196 + 19303 = 37499 votesCurrent Rating: 18196 + 19303 = 37499 votes 19303

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
20991 Current Rating: 20991 + 22239 = 43230 votesCurrent Rating: 20991 + 22239 = 43230 votes 22239

[542] 23: Have you noticed
14126 Current Rating: 14126 + 13371 = 27497 votesCurrent Rating: 14126 + 13371 = 27497 votes 13371

[541] 22: I can’t believe it
22046 Current Rating: 22046 + 21555 = 43601 votesCurrent Rating: 22046 + 21555 = 43601 votes 21555

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
20751 Current Rating: 20751 + 20946 = 41697 votesCurrent Rating: 20751 + 20946 = 41697 votes 20946

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
31020 Current Rating: 31020 + 33974 = 64994 votesCurrent Rating: 31020 + 33974 = 64994 votes 33974

[538] 17: A real man
14405 Current Rating: 14405 + 15411 = 29816 votesCurrent Rating: 14405 + 15411 = 29816 votes 15411

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
25144 Current Rating: 25144 + 26852 = 51996 votesCurrent Rating: 25144 + 26852 = 51996 votes 26852

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
21574 Current Rating: 21574 + 24389 = 45963 votesCurrent Rating: 21574 + 24389 = 45963 votes 24389

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
24416 Current Rating: 24416 + 26405 = 50821 votesCurrent Rating: 24416 + 26405 = 50821 votes 26405

[534] 11: Thanks Google
24694 Current Rating: 24694 + 26390 = 51084 votesCurrent Rating: 24694 + 26390 = 51084 votes 26390

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
21891 Current Rating: 21891 + 23531 = 45422 votesCurrent Rating: 21891 + 23531 = 45422 votes 23531

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
20208 Current Rating: 20208 + 21571 = 41779 votesCurrent Rating: 20208 + 21571 = 41779 votes 21571

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
10397 Current Rating: 10397 + 9949 = 20346 votesCurrent Rating: 10397 + 9949 = 20346 votes 9949

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
10501 Current Rating: 10501 + 9889 = 20390 votesCurrent Rating: 10501 + 9889 = 20390 votes 9889

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
12307 Current Rating: 12307 + 12209 = 24516 votesCurrent Rating: 12307 + 12209 = 24516 votes 12209

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
9621 Current Rating: 9621 + 10540 = 20161 votesCurrent Rating: 9621 + 10540 = 20161 votes 10540

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
12100 Current Rating: 12100 + 13536 = 25636 votesCurrent Rating: 12100 + 13536 = 25636 votes 13536

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
9271 Current Rating: 9271 + 8577 = 17848 votesCurrent Rating: 9271 + 8577 = 17848 votes 8577


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
10387 Current Rating: 10387 + 10726 = 21113 votesCurrent Rating: 10387 + 10726 = 21113 votes 10726

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
10581 Current Rating: 10581 + 11708 = 22289 votesCurrent Rating: 10581 + 11708 = 22289 votes 11708

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
12573 Current Rating: 12573 + 12864 = 25437 votesCurrent Rating: 12573 + 12864 = 25437 votes 12864

[522] 26: Hey babe
9989 Current Rating: 9989 + 9912 = 19901 votesCurrent Rating: 9989 + 9912 = 19901 votes 9912

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
14044 Current Rating: 14044 + 13878 = 27922 votesCurrent Rating: 14044 + 13878 = 27922 votes 13878

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
14737 Current Rating: 14737 + 16136 = 30873 votesCurrent Rating: 14737 + 16136 = 30873 votes 16136

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
32833 Current Rating: 32833 + 33248 = 66081 votesCurrent Rating: 32833 + 33248 = 66081 votes 33248

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
19085 Current Rating: 19085 + 20220 = 39305 votesCurrent Rating: 19085 + 20220 = 39305 votes 20220

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
23223 Current Rating: 23223 + 25389 = 48612 votesCurrent Rating: 23223 + 25389 = 48612 votes 25389

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
21314 Current Rating: 21314 + 23332 = 44646 votesCurrent Rating: 21314 + 23332 = 44646 votes 23332

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
35915 Current Rating: 35915 + 35479 = 71394 votesCurrent Rating: 35915 + 35479 = 71394 votes 35479

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
51738 Current Rating: 51738 + 53806 = 105544 votesCurrent Rating: 51738 + 53806 = 105544 votes 53806

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
37522 Current Rating: 37522 + 36831 = 74353 votesCurrent Rating: 37522 + 36831 = 74353 votes 36831

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
21879 Current Rating: 21879 + 22698 = 44577 votesCurrent Rating: 21879 + 22698 = 44577 votes 22698

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
44087 Current Rating: 44087 + 47033 = 91120 votesCurrent Rating: 44087 + 47033 = 91120 votes 47033

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
18196 Current Rating: 18196 + 18346 = 36542 votesCurrent Rating: 18196 + 18346 = 36542 votes 18346

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in
43431 Current Rating: 43431 + 48662 = 92093 votesCurrent Rating: 43431 + 48662 = 92093 votes 48662

[508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident
14154 Current Rating: 14154 + 15482 = 29636 votesCurrent Rating: 14154 + 15482 = 29636 votes 15482

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
22689 Current Rating: 22689 + 24464 = 47153 votesCurrent Rating: 22689 + 24464 = 47153 votes 24464

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
19031 Current Rating: 19031 + 19580 = 38611 votesCurrent Rating: 19031 + 19580 = 38611 votes 19580

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
18561 Current Rating: 18561 + 18240 = 36801 votesCurrent Rating: 18561 + 18240 = 36801 votes 18240


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here
36402 Current Rating: 36402 + 38099 = 74501 votesCurrent Rating: 36402 + 38099 = 74501 votes 38099

[503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely
12917 Current Rating: 12917 + 12373 = 25290 votesCurrent Rating: 12917 + 12373 = 25290 votes 12373

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
11556 Current Rating: 11556 + 12207 = 23763 votesCurrent Rating: 11556 + 12207 = 23763 votes 12207

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong?
18144 Current Rating: 18144 + 19334 = 37478 votesCurrent Rating: 18144 + 19334 = 37478 votes 19334

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
14005 Current Rating: 14005 + 15773 = 29778 votesCurrent Rating: 14005 + 15773 = 29778 votes 15773

[499] 23: You need to cut down
15354 Current Rating: 15354 + 17241 = 32595 votesCurrent Rating: 15354 + 17241 = 32595 votes 17241

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
12169 Current Rating: 12169 + 11444 = 23613 votesCurrent Rating: 12169 + 11444 = 23613 votes 11444

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
14384 Current Rating: 14384 + 13463 = 27847 votesCurrent Rating: 14384 + 13463 = 27847 votes 13463

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
14724 Current Rating: 14724 + 14187 = 28911 votesCurrent Rating: 14724 + 14187 = 28911 votes 14187

[495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me
27160 Current Rating: 27160 + 30674 = 57834 votesCurrent Rating: 27160 + 30674 = 57834 votes 30674

[494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel
24760 Current Rating: 24760 + 25615 = 50375 votesCurrent Rating: 24760 + 25615 = 50375 votes 25615

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
18390 Current Rating: 18390 + 18926 = 37316 votesCurrent Rating: 18390 + 18926 = 37316 votes 18926

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
18460 Current Rating: 18460 + 18170 = 36630 votesCurrent Rating: 18460 + 18170 = 36630 votes 18170

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
18360 Current Rating: 18360 + 17603 = 35963 votesCurrent Rating: 18360 + 17603 = 35963 votes 17603

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
13297 Current Rating: 13297 + 15127 = 28424 votesCurrent Rating: 13297 + 15127 = 28424 votes 15127

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
30780 Current Rating: 30780 + 31835 = 62615 votesCurrent Rating: 30780 + 31835 = 62615 votes 31835

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
22007 Current Rating: 22007 + 22511 = 44518 votesCurrent Rating: 22007 + 22511 = 44518 votes 22511

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
16996 Current Rating: 16996 + 17828 = 34824 votesCurrent Rating: 16996 + 17828 = 34824 votes 17828

[486] 6: I’m ready, we can go
20651 Current Rating: 20651 + 21988 = 42639 votesCurrent Rating: 20651 + 21988 = 42639 votes 21988

[485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful
19545 Current Rating: 19545 + 21147 = 40692 votesCurrent Rating: 19545 + 21147 = 40692 votes 21147

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
38998 Current Rating: 38998 + 42347 = 81345 votesCurrent Rating: 38998 + 42347 = 81345 votes 42347

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
18234 Current Rating: 18234 + 19162 = 37396 votesCurrent Rating: 18234 + 19162 = 37396 votes 19162


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
20386 Current Rating: 20386 + 21804 = 42190 votesCurrent Rating: 20386 + 21804 = 42190 votes 21804

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
22433 Current Rating: 22433 + 21712 = 44145 votesCurrent Rating: 22433 + 21712 = 44145 votes 21712

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
28163 Current Rating: 28163 + 25098 = 53261 votesCurrent Rating: 28163 + 25098 = 53261 votes 25098

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
35476 Current Rating: 35476 + 36434 = 71910 votesCurrent Rating: 35476 + 36434 = 71910 votes 36434

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
32339 Current Rating: 32339 + 31097 = 63436 votesCurrent Rating: 32339 + 31097 = 63436 votes 31097

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
41909 Current Rating: 41909 + 45601 = 87510 votesCurrent Rating: 41909 + 45601 = 87510 votes 45601

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
19667 Current Rating: 19667 + 21084 = 40751 votesCurrent Rating: 19667 + 21084 = 40751 votes 21084

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
19146 Current Rating: 19146 + 20562 = 39708 votesCurrent Rating: 19146 + 20562 = 39708 votes 20562

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
35771 Current Rating: 35771 + 36569 = 72340 votesCurrent Rating: 35771 + 36569 = 72340 votes 36569

[473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months
23318 Current Rating: 23318 + 25996 = 49314 votesCurrent Rating: 23318 + 25996 = 49314 votes 25996

[472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town
30210 Current Rating: 30210 + 30934 = 61144 votesCurrent Rating: 30210 + 30934 = 61144 votes 30934

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
21917 Current Rating: 21917 + 23006 = 44923 votesCurrent Rating: 21917 + 23006 = 44923 votes 23006

[470] 15: Now that we’re engaged
27155 Current Rating: 27155 + 29252 = 56407 votesCurrent Rating: 27155 + 29252 = 56407 votes 29252

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
16460 Current Rating: 16460 + 16881 = 33341 votesCurrent Rating: 16460 + 16881 = 33341 votes 16881

[468] 11: I think I’m getting old
14118 Current Rating: 14118 + 15381 = 29499 votesCurrent Rating: 14118 + 15381 = 29499 votes 15381

[467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt
13841 Current Rating: 13841 + 15095 = 28936 votesCurrent Rating: 13841 + 15095 = 28936 votes 15095

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
18712 Current Rating: 18712 + 18884 = 37596 votesCurrent Rating: 18712 + 18884 = 37596 votes 18884

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
13975 Current Rating: 13975 + 14776 = 28751 votesCurrent Rating: 13975 + 14776 = 28751 votes 14776

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
13763 Current Rating: 13763 + 17105 = 30868 votesCurrent Rating: 13763 + 17105 = 30868 votes 17105

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
13822 Current Rating: 13822 + 17091 = 30913 votesCurrent Rating: 13822 + 17091 = 30913 votes 17091

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
24330 Current Rating: 24330 + 25990 = 50320 votesCurrent Rating: 24330 + 25990 = 50320 votes 25990


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
20090 Current Rating: 20090 + 21280 = 41370 votesCurrent Rating: 20090 + 21280 = 41370 votes 21280

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
13690 Current Rating: 13690 + 15678 = 29368 votesCurrent Rating: 13690 + 15678 = 29368 votes 15678

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
9852 Current Rating: 9852 + 10742 = 20594 votesCurrent Rating: 9852 + 10742 = 20594 votes 10742

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
12872 Current Rating: 12872 + 17898 = 30770 votesCurrent Rating: 12872 + 17898 = 30770 votes 17898

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
11526 Current Rating: 11526 + 14376 = 25902 votesCurrent Rating: 11526 + 14376 = 25902 votes 14376

[456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
14849 Current Rating: 14849 + 15953 = 30802 votesCurrent Rating: 14849 + 15953 = 30802 votes 15953

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
19686 Current Rating: 19686 + 47456 = 67142 votesCurrent Rating: 19686 + 47456 = 67142 votes 47456

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
10161 Current Rating: 10161 + 9671 = 19832 votesCurrent Rating: 10161 + 9671 = 19832 votes 9671

[453] 19: That’s just disgusting ...
12975 Current Rating: 12975 + 16299 = 29274 votesCurrent Rating: 12975 + 16299 = 29274 votes 16299

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
11574 Current Rating: 11574 + 10547 = 22121 votesCurrent Rating: 11574 + 10547 = 22121 votes 10547

[451] 15: You women are so vain
8199 Current Rating: 8199 + 7054 = 15253 votesCurrent Rating: 8199 + 7054 = 15253 votes 7054

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
13651 Current Rating: 13651 + 16422 = 30073 votesCurrent Rating: 13651 + 16422 = 30073 votes 16422

[449] 13: So you’re crying again
12903 Current Rating: 12903 + 17880 = 30783 votesCurrent Rating: 12903 + 17880 = 30783 votes 17880

[448] 12: She’s hot
13323 Current Rating: 13323 + 13990 = 27313 votesCurrent Rating: 13323 + 13990 = 27313 votes 13990

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
11402 Current Rating: 11402 + 10820 = 22222 votesCurrent Rating: 11402 + 10820 = 22222 votes 10820

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
9775 Current Rating: 9775 + 10506 = 20281 votesCurrent Rating: 9775 + 10506 = 20281 votes 10506

[445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support
15970 Current Rating: 15970 + 17512 = 33482 votesCurrent Rating: 15970 + 17512 = 33482 votes 17512

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
8871 Current Rating: 8871 + 8206 = 17077 votesCurrent Rating: 8871 + 8206 = 17077 votes 8206

[443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour
13906 Current Rating: 13906 + 14518 = 28424 votesCurrent Rating: 13906 + 14518 = 28424 votes 14518

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
12730 Current Rating: 12730 + 14543 = 27273 votesCurrent Rating: 12730 + 14543 = 27273 votes 14543

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
27208 Current Rating: 27208 + 29544 = 56752 votesCurrent Rating: 27208 + 29544 = 56752 votes 29544


Jun 2011
[440] 29: I’m really not happy
11315 Current Rating: 11315 + 10579 = 21894 votesCurrent Rating: 11315 + 10579 = 21894 votes 10579

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
13247 Current Rating: 13247 + 15811 = 29058 votesCurrent Rating: 13247 + 15811 = 29058 votes 15811

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
26007 Current Rating: 26007 + 24544 = 50551 votesCurrent Rating: 26007 + 24544 = 50551 votes 24544

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
46709 Current Rating: 46709 + 47526 = 94235 votesCurrent Rating: 46709 + 47526 = 94235 votes 47526

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
24840 Current Rating: 24840 + 26669 = 51509 votesCurrent Rating: 24840 + 26669 = 51509 votes 26669

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
9464 Current Rating: 9464 + 10460 = 19924 votesCurrent Rating: 9464 + 10460 = 19924 votes 10460

[434] 21: If you went camping
16065 Current Rating: 16065 + 15675 = 31740 votesCurrent Rating: 16065 + 15675 = 31740 votes 15675

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
32663 Current Rating: 32663 + 40033 = 72696 votesCurrent Rating: 32663 + 40033 = 72696 votes 40033

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
24731 Current Rating: 24731 + 31452 = 56183 votesCurrent Rating: 24731 + 31452 = 56183 votes 31452

[431] 14: I saw a news program
18452 Current Rating: 18452 + 19500 = 37952 votesCurrent Rating: 18452 + 19500 = 37952 votes 19500

[430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere
14891 Current Rating: 14891 + 16227 = 31118 votesCurrent Rating: 14891 + 16227 = 31118 votes 16227

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
10324 Current Rating: 10324 + 9809 = 20133 votesCurrent Rating: 10324 + 9809 = 20133 votes 9809

[428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible
18044 Current Rating: 18044 + 28674 = 46718 votesCurrent Rating: 18044 + 28674 = 46718 votes 28674

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
11845 Current Rating: 11845 + 14014 = 25859 votesCurrent Rating: 11845 + 14014 = 25859 votes 14014

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
12236 Current Rating: 12236 + 11598 = 23834 votesCurrent Rating: 12236 + 11598 = 23834 votes 11598

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
21994 Current Rating: 21994 + 21628 = 43622 votesCurrent Rating: 21994 + 21628 = 43622 votes 21628

[424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot
9467 Current Rating: 9467 + 10337 = 19804 votesCurrent Rating: 9467 + 10337 = 19804 votes 10337

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
12506 Current Rating: 12506 + 14022 = 26528 votesCurrent Rating: 12506 + 14022 = 26528 votes 14022

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
10890 Current Rating: 10890 + 13327 = 24217 votesCurrent Rating: 10890 + 13327 = 24217 votes 13327


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
11394 Current Rating: 11394 + 10936 = 22330 votesCurrent Rating: 11394 + 10936 = 22330 votes 10936

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
12041 Current Rating: 12041 + 16154 = 28195 votesCurrent Rating: 12041 + 16154 = 28195 votes 16154

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3355 = 7197 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3355 = 7197 votes 3355

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
10756 Current Rating: 10756 + 12741 = 23497 votesCurrent Rating: 10756 + 12741 = 23497 votes 12741

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
10886 Current Rating: 10886 + 10051 = 20937 votesCurrent Rating: 10886 + 10051 = 20937 votes 10051

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
10809 Current Rating: 10809 + 12740 = 23549 votesCurrent Rating: 10809 + 12740 = 23549 votes 12740

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
15821 Current Rating: 15821 + 18981 = 34802 votesCurrent Rating: 15821 + 18981 = 34802 votes 18981

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
16650 Current Rating: 16650 + 18305 = 34955 votesCurrent Rating: 16650 + 18305 = 34955 votes 18305

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
18443 Current Rating: 18443 + 20161 = 38604 votesCurrent Rating: 18443 + 20161 = 38604 votes 20161

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
13847 Current Rating: 13847 + 17882 = 31729 votesCurrent Rating: 13847 + 17882 = 31729 votes 17882

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
15832 Current Rating: 15832 + 16403 = 32235 votesCurrent Rating: 15832 + 16403 = 32235 votes 16403

[410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today
15019 Current Rating: 15019 + 15833 = 30852 votesCurrent Rating: 15019 + 15833 = 30852 votes 15833

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
13222 Current Rating: 13222 + 17909 = 31131 votesCurrent Rating: 13222 + 17909 = 31131 votes 17909

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
12169 Current Rating: 12169 + 11644 = 23813 votesCurrent Rating: 12169 + 11644 = 23813 votes 11644

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
14262 Current Rating: 14262 + 15622 = 29884 votesCurrent Rating: 14262 + 15622 = 29884 votes 15622

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
13294 Current Rating: 13294 + 15000 = 28294 votesCurrent Rating: 13294 + 15000 = 28294 votes 15000

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
23065 Current Rating: 23065 + 24491 = 47556 votesCurrent Rating: 23065 + 24491 = 47556 votes 24491

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
13598 Current Rating: 13598 + 15201 = 28799 votesCurrent Rating: 13598 + 15201 = 28799 votes 15201

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
8762 Current Rating: 8762 + 11085 = 19847 votesCurrent Rating: 8762 + 11085 = 19847 votes 11085

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
11361 Current Rating: 11361 + 12799 = 24160 votesCurrent Rating: 11361 + 12799 = 24160 votes 12799


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support
22861 Current Rating: 22861 + 23473 = 46334 votesCurrent Rating: 22861 + 23473 = 46334 votes 23473

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
19113 Current Rating: 19113 + 18911 = 38024 votesCurrent Rating: 19113 + 18911 = 38024 votes 18911

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
13109 Current Rating: 13109 + 14487 = 27596 votesCurrent Rating: 13109 + 14487 = 27596 votes 14487

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
22142 Current Rating: 22142 + 23743 = 45885 votesCurrent Rating: 22142 + 23743 = 45885 votes 23743

[397] 15: I Love you
45685 Current Rating: 45685 + 46822 = 92507 votesCurrent Rating: 45685 + 46822 = 92507 votes 46822

[396] 14: Hey, come on
13208 Current Rating: 13208 + 14570 = 27778 votesCurrent Rating: 13208 + 14570 = 27778 votes 14570

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
69356 Current Rating: 69356 + 71858 = 141214 votesCurrent Rating: 69356 + 71858 = 141214 votes 71858

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
12125 Current Rating: 12125 + 16794 = 28919 votesCurrent Rating: 12125 + 16794 = 28919 votes 16794

[393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant!
11149 Current Rating: 11149 + 13116 = 24265 votesCurrent Rating: 11149 + 13116 = 24265 votes 13116

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
13750 Current Rating: 13750 + 21644 = 35394 votesCurrent Rating: 13750 + 21644 = 35394 votes 21644

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
11248 Current Rating: 11248 + 11455 = 22703 votesCurrent Rating: 11248 + 11455 = 22703 votes 11455

[390] 4: What are you doing?
10787 Current Rating: 10787 + 11834 = 22621 votesCurrent Rating: 10787 + 11834 = 22621 votes 11834

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
17974 Current Rating: 17974 + 18754 = 36728 votesCurrent Rating: 17974 + 18754 = 36728 votes 18754


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
14857 Current Rating: 14857 + 15833 = 30690 votesCurrent Rating: 14857 + 15833 = 30690 votes 15833

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
14579 Current Rating: 14579 + 14638 = 29217 votesCurrent Rating: 14579 + 14638 = 29217 votes 14638

[386] 28: I’m always amazed
26357 Current Rating: 26357 + 27775 = 54132 votesCurrent Rating: 26357 + 27775 = 54132 votes 27775

[385] 25: Can you please call security
17791 Current Rating: 17791 + 19789 = 37580 votesCurrent Rating: 17791 + 19789 = 37580 votes 19789

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
42678 Current Rating: 42678 + 48402 = 91080 votesCurrent Rating: 42678 + 48402 = 91080 votes 48402

[383] 23: This book says
12574 Current Rating: 12574 + 14212 = 26786 votesCurrent Rating: 12574 + 14212 = 26786 votes 14212

[382] 22: Tell your mother
13174 Current Rating: 13174 + 16221 = 29395 votesCurrent Rating: 13174 + 16221 = 29395 votes 16221

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
18481 Current Rating: 18481 + 19966 = 38447 votesCurrent Rating: 18481 + 19966 = 38447 votes 19966

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
21818 Current Rating: 21818 + 34002 = 55820 votesCurrent Rating: 21818 + 34002 = 55820 votes 34002

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
15400 Current Rating: 15400 + 16208 = 31608 votesCurrent Rating: 15400 + 16208 = 31608 votes 16208

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
23573 Current Rating: 23573 + 26483 = 50056 votesCurrent Rating: 23573 + 26483 = 50056 votes 26483

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
24044 Current Rating: 24044 + 22831 = 46875 votesCurrent Rating: 24044 + 22831 = 46875 votes 22831

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
18068 Current Rating: 18068 + 20439 = 38507 votesCurrent Rating: 18068 + 20439 = 38507 votes 20439

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
18619 Current Rating: 18619 + 18155 = 36774 votesCurrent Rating: 18619 + 18155 = 36774 votes 18155

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
14232 Current Rating: 14232 + 15139 = 29371 votesCurrent Rating: 14232 + 15139 = 29371 votes 15139

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
13710 Current Rating: 13710 + 21643 = 35353 votesCurrent Rating: 13710 + 21643 = 35353 votes 21643

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
20972 Current Rating: 20972 + 22515 = 43487 votesCurrent Rating: 20972 + 22515 = 43487 votes 22515

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
26449 Current Rating: 26449 + 29247 = 55696 votesCurrent Rating: 26449 + 29247 = 55696 votes 29247


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
21392 Current Rating: 21392 + 22959 = 44351 votesCurrent Rating: 21392 + 22959 = 44351 votes 22959

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
13962 Current Rating: 13962 + 15604 = 29566 votesCurrent Rating: 13962 + 15604 = 29566 votes 15604

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
14374 Current Rating: 14374 + 15796 = 30170 votesCurrent Rating: 14374 + 15796 = 30170 votes 15796

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
14151 Current Rating: 14151 + 17893 = 32044 votesCurrent Rating: 14151 + 17893 = 32044 votes 17893

[366] 22: You look like crap
12721 Current Rating: 12721 + 18303 = 31024 votesCurrent Rating: 12721 + 18303 = 31024 votes 18303

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
20721 Current Rating: 20721 + 20631 = 41352 votesCurrent Rating: 20721 + 20631 = 41352 votes 20631

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
21978 Current Rating: 21978 + 25011 = 46989 votesCurrent Rating: 21978 + 25011 = 46989 votes 25011

[363] 16: What happened to him?
16946 Current Rating: 16946 + 19026 = 35972 votesCurrent Rating: 16946 + 19026 = 35972 votes 19026

[362] 15: What was shopping like
13854 Current Rating: 13854 + 15090 = 28944 votesCurrent Rating: 13854 + 15090 = 28944 votes 15090

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
11399 Current Rating: 11399 + 11476 = 22875 votesCurrent Rating: 11399 + 11476 = 22875 votes 11476

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about
13294 Current Rating: 13294 + 14554 = 27848 votesCurrent Rating: 13294 + 14554 = 27848 votes 14554

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
11363 Current Rating: 11363 + 14056 = 25419 votesCurrent Rating: 11363 + 14056 = 25419 votes 14056

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
18395 Current Rating: 18395 + 22821 = 41216 votesCurrent Rating: 18395 + 22821 = 41216 votes 22821

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
22757 Current Rating: 22757 + 25594 = 48351 votesCurrent Rating: 22757 + 25594 = 48351 votes 25594

[356] 3: What are you doing?
11058 Current Rating: 11058 + 10749 = 21807 votesCurrent Rating: 11058 + 10749 = 21807 votes 10749

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
16956 Current Rating: 16956 + 18040 = 34996 votesCurrent Rating: 16956 + 18040 = 34996 votes 18040

[354] 1: In the old days
13537 Current Rating: 13537 + 16545 = 30082 votesCurrent Rating: 13537 + 16545 = 30082 votes 16545


Jan 2011
[353] 31: What’s the difference between
18014 Current Rating: 18014 + 18883 = 36897 votesCurrent Rating: 18014 + 18883 = 36897 votes 18883

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
13476 Current Rating: 13476 + 12881 = 26357 votesCurrent Rating: 13476 + 12881 = 26357 votes 12881

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
9887 Current Rating: 9887 + 9258 = 19145 votesCurrent Rating: 9887 + 9258 = 19145 votes 9258

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
9761 Current Rating: 9761 + 11056 = 20817 votesCurrent Rating: 9761 + 11056 = 20817 votes 11056

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
13204 Current Rating: 13204 + 13639 = 26843 votesCurrent Rating: 13204 + 13639 = 26843 votes 13639

[348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink?
21358 Current Rating: 21358 + 22355 = 43713 votesCurrent Rating: 21358 + 22355 = 43713 votes 22355

[347] 19: Left a bit...
11074 Current Rating: 11074 + 12782 = 23856 votesCurrent Rating: 11074 + 12782 = 23856 votes 12782

[346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now
11405 Current Rating: 11405 + 10564 = 21969 votesCurrent Rating: 11405 + 10564 = 21969 votes 10564

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
12067 Current Rating: 12067 + 11964 = 24031 votesCurrent Rating: 12067 + 11964 = 24031 votes 11964

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
11678 Current Rating: 11678 + 14317 = 25995 votesCurrent Rating: 11678 + 14317 = 25995 votes 14317

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
17094 Current Rating: 17094 + 30618 = 47712 votesCurrent Rating: 17094 + 30618 = 47712 votes 30618

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
11427 Current Rating: 11427 + 10866 = 22293 votesCurrent Rating: 11427 + 10866 = 22293 votes 10866

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
15317 Current Rating: 15317 + 18547 = 33864 votesCurrent Rating: 15317 + 18547 = 33864 votes 18547






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