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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
7981    7288
[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
10470 11629
[559] 21: It is so hard for women
6348 5742
[558] 20: Give me a double anything
6387 5326
[557] 19: Save a cow
7283 9792
[556] 15: You know the idiom
19969 20747
[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
14932 16832
[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
21180 28737
[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
18181 19599
[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
24884 28644
[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
17266 19692
[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
10426 10974
[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
9391 10526
[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
8317 7536
[547] 1: I think all of those people
23571 27160
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Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
14847 17355
[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
9289 8390
[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
11105 13440
[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
16800 18496
[542] 23: Have you noticed
9532 8550
[541] 22: I can’t believe it
17317 17552
[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
16134 16718
[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
25602 29255
[538] 17: A real man
9971 11115
[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
19069 20945
[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
10103 11459
[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
20388 22866
[534] 11: Thanks Google
19429 21608
[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
17605 19662
[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
15587 17403
[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
5965 5383
[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
5657 4784
[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
7296 6639
[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
5397 6196
[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
5417 4634
[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
5014 4303
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Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
5825 4591
[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
5793 6776
[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
6249 5980
[522] 26: Hey babe
5952 5737
[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
9138 8822
[520] 24: My wife is so fat
10630 12207
[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
28558 29206
[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
13210 15316
[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
16592 18905
[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
14701 17213
[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
31237 31405
[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
46171 47968
[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
28740 28755
[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
16570 17891
[511] 11: What the hell!?!
30857 32378
[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
6056 5197
[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in
33094 39782
[508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident
9570 11020
[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
17188 19349
[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
13760 15363
[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
12352 13309
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Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here
32190 34229
[503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely
8177 7342
[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
7555 8302
[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong?
11992 14265
[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
9678 11280
[499] 23: You need to cut down
10304 12241
[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
7775 6916
[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
9318 8429
[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
8773 7785
[495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me
18791 23338
[494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel
18400 19707
[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
13042 14806
[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
12336 13374
[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
12073 12541
[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
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[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
25916 27622
[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
16944 18068
[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
13349 15209
[486] 6: I’m ready, we can go
14511 16411
[485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful
15183 17359
[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
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[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
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Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
14908 17047
[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
16629 17161
[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
17523 17877
[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
30819 32234
[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
17694 18309
[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
37297 40835
[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
15005 16615
[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
14863 16765
[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
31330 32643
[473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months
14131 15973
[472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town
18956 18579
[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
16548 17839
[470] 15: Now that we’re engaged
16510 17573
[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
11231 12820
[468] 11: I think I’m getting old
9954 11160
[467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt
9940 11276
[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
13542 14599
[465] 4: I discovered three things today
9709 10481
[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
8697 8122
[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
9209 11330
[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
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Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
15087 16901
[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
8591 10271
[459] 27: Good morning Professor
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[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
8284 10726
[457] 25: I realised that my wife
7208 9660
[456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
10250 11293
[455] 21: We are gathered here today
8660 9743
[454] 20: You look flipping angry
5724 5184
[453] 19: That’s just disgusting ...
7467 10256
[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
6742 5749
[451] 15: You women are so vain
5123 3997
[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
8114 9875
[449] 13: So you’re crying again
7272 8031
[448] 12: She’s hot
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[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
7593 6992
[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
5893 6694
[445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support
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[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
5898 5174
[443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour
8901 9633
[442] 4: A woman marries a man
9334 10988
[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
21611 24389
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Jun 2011
[440] 29: I’m really not happy
6788 5988
[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
9070 11330
[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
3596 3917
[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
42751 43518
[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
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[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
5894 6804
[434] 21: If you went camping
6909 6319
[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
23020 31369
[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
19196 26725
[431] 14: I saw a news program
8410 9045
[430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere
7698 9091
[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
5671 5025
[428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible
8200 11423
[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
7152 9106
[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
5829 4920
[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
16660 16975
[424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot
5608 6493
[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
6953 6729
[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
6718 9012
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May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
7061 6399
[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
7590 9501
[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 3352
[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
7038 8899
[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
6741 5883
[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
7137 8941
[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
9822 12519
[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
12166 14175
[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
11953 13767
[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
7415 6408
[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
6797 5966
[410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today
11425 12967
[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
7676 6808
[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
7665 6709
[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
9062 10730
[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
7715 7972
[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
18215 20013
[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
8352 9061
[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
4807 6734
[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
7426 8750
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Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support
17737 18786
[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
14210 14634
[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
7503 8249
[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
17179 19282
[397] 15: I Love you
41601 42496
[396] 14: Hey, come on
9417 10738
[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
62180 64520
[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
7312 9155
[393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant!
7067 8920
[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
8089 7223
[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
7123 7193
[390] 4: What are you doing?
7620 8518
[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
12527 13828
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Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
9395 10250
[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
7668 6969
[386] 28: I’m always amazed
20523 22330
[385] 25: Can you please call security
13285 15874
[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
6727 5849
[383] 23: This book says
7864 8676
[382] 22: Tell your mother
8340 10186
[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
14206 16001
[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
8660 10509
[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
7858 6896
[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
18575 21755
[377] 11: To be happy with a man
17588 18527
[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
13459 16330
[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
11286 13267
[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
10034 10784
[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
8232 9519
[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
14421 16069
[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
19431 21798
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Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
15095 16818
[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
9916 11543
[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
9114 10534
[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
8273 10641
[366] 22: You look like crap
8357 9916
[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
16981 17161
[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
17519 20971
[363] 16: What happened to him?
11566 14287
[362] 15: What was shopping like
6922 7184
[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
7456 7215
[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about
9433 10659
[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
7604 10160
[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
8502 7476
[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
17390 20360
[356] 3: What are you doing?
7240 6745
[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
7400 6804
[354] 1: In the old days
9173 11062
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Jan 2011
[353] 31: What’s the difference between
12056 13553
[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
8071 7323
[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
6382 5651
[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
6795 7710
[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
7656 6674
[348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink?
7395 6886
[347] 19: Left a bit...
7415 8376
[346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now
7113 6276
[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
6797 6183
[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
7873 10466
[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
8512 9674
[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
6550 5948
[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
8491 8277
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