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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
24198 Current Rating: 24198 + 24941 = 49139 votesCurrent Rating: 24198 + 24941 = 49139 votes 24941

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
23629 Current Rating: 23629 + 24220 = 47849 votesCurrent Rating: 23629 + 24220 = 47849 votes 24220

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
10813 Current Rating: 10813 + 10299 = 21112 votesCurrent Rating: 10813 + 10299 = 21112 votes 10299

[126] 14: Oh No! What’s happened?
12485 Current Rating: 12485 + 12446 = 24931 votesCurrent Rating: 12485 + 12446 = 24931 votes 12446

[125] 11: You’ve asked our daughter to marry you
10740 Current Rating: 10740 + 10681 = 21421 votesCurrent Rating: 10740 + 10681 = 21421 votes 10681

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
9590 Current Rating: 9590 + 8970 = 18560 votesCurrent Rating: 9590 + 8970 = 18560 votes 8970

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
9360 Current Rating: 9360 + 8890 = 18250 votesCurrent Rating: 9360 + 8890 = 18250 votes 8890

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
9566 Current Rating: 9566 + 8854 = 18420 votesCurrent Rating: 9566 + 8854 = 18420 votes 8854

[121] 7: What is it now?
11144 Current Rating: 11144 + 10685 = 21829 votesCurrent Rating: 11144 + 10685 = 21829 votes 10685

[120] 3: Come back to my place
8670 Current Rating: 8670 + 8094 = 16764 votesCurrent Rating: 8670 + 8094 = 16764 votes 8094

[119] 2: Morning
8931 Current Rating: 8931 + 7953 = 16884 votesCurrent Rating: 8931 + 7953 = 16884 votes 7953

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
10986 Current Rating: 10986 + 11142 = 22128 votesCurrent Rating: 10986 + 11142 = 22128 votes 11142


Nov 2009
[117] 26: I’ve got bad news
8669 Current Rating: 8669 + 8219 = 16888 votesCurrent Rating: 8669 + 8219 = 16888 votes 8219

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
10238 Current Rating: 10238 + 9896 = 20134 votesCurrent Rating: 10238 + 9896 = 20134 votes 9896

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
10171 Current Rating: 10171 + 9457 = 19628 votesCurrent Rating: 10171 + 9457 = 19628 votes 9457

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
21525 Current Rating: 21525 + 20413 = 41938 votesCurrent Rating: 21525 + 20413 = 41938 votes 20413

[113] 20: My friend over there
10351 Current Rating: 10351 + 9369 = 19720 votesCurrent Rating: 10351 + 9369 = 19720 votes 9369

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
9913 Current Rating: 9913 + 8925 = 18838 votesCurrent Rating: 9913 + 8925 = 18838 votes 8925

[111] 18: I like my job more
14882 Current Rating: 14882 + 12652 = 27534 votesCurrent Rating: 14882 + 12652 = 27534 votes 12652

[110] 17: Grandma’s got a prawn
21518 Current Rating: 21518 + 17754 = 39272 votesCurrent Rating: 21518 + 17754 = 39272 votes 17754

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
15719 Current Rating: 15719 + 11367 = 27086 votesCurrent Rating: 15719 + 11367 = 27086 votes 11367

[108] 13: When we get married
15792 Current Rating: 15792 + 13797 = 29589 votesCurrent Rating: 15792 + 13797 = 29589 votes 13797

[107] 12: A name for the baby
14811 Current Rating: 14811 + 9482 = 24293 votesCurrent Rating: 14811 + 9482 = 24293 votes 9482

[106] 11: Would you have married me
19404 Current Rating: 19404 + 17877 = 37281 votesCurrent Rating: 19404 + 17877 = 37281 votes 17877

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
9682 Current Rating: 9682 + 9091 = 18773 votesCurrent Rating: 9682 + 9091 = 18773 votes 9091

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
10832 Current Rating: 10832 + 10082 = 20914 votesCurrent Rating: 10832 + 10082 = 20914 votes 10082

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
10972 Current Rating: 10972 + 10161 = 21133 votesCurrent Rating: 10972 + 10161 = 21133 votes 10161

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
10869 Current Rating: 10869 + 10458 = 21327 votesCurrent Rating: 10869 + 10458 = 21327 votes 10458

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
10412 Current Rating: 10412 + 10223 = 20635 votesCurrent Rating: 10412 + 10223 = 20635 votes 10223

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
12542 Current Rating: 12542 + 13534 = 26076 votesCurrent Rating: 12542 + 13534 = 26076 votes 13534


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
8791 Current Rating: 8791 + 7893 = 16684 votesCurrent Rating: 8791 + 7893 = 16684 votes 7893

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
9405 Current Rating: 9405 + 8723 = 18128 votesCurrent Rating: 9405 + 8723 = 18128 votes 8723

[97] 28: You are getting fat
18821 Current Rating: 18821 + 17806 = 36627 votesCurrent Rating: 18821 + 17806 = 36627 votes 17806

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
8615 Current Rating: 8615 + 7957 = 16572 votesCurrent Rating: 8615 + 7957 = 16572 votes 7957

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
12987 Current Rating: 12987 + 12536 = 25523 votesCurrent Rating: 12987 + 12536 = 25523 votes 12536

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
8224 Current Rating: 8224 + 7598 = 15822 votesCurrent Rating: 8224 + 7598 = 15822 votes 7598

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
19437 Current Rating: 19437 + 20392 = 39829 votesCurrent Rating: 19437 + 20392 = 39829 votes 20392

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
9457 Current Rating: 9457 + 9044 = 18501 votesCurrent Rating: 9457 + 9044 = 18501 votes 9044

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
12255 Current Rating: 12255 + 11171 = 23426 votesCurrent Rating: 12255 + 11171 = 23426 votes 11171

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
9101 Current Rating: 9101 + 8368 = 17469 votesCurrent Rating: 9101 + 8368 = 17469 votes 8368

[89] 16: I just can’t log in
10702 Current Rating: 10702 + 10545 = 21247 votesCurrent Rating: 10702 + 10545 = 21247 votes 10545

[88] 15: It’s so sweet
8486 Current Rating: 8486 + 8104 = 16590 votesCurrent Rating: 8486 + 8104 = 16590 votes 8104

[87] 14: What are you doing?
8902 Current Rating: 8902 + 7894 = 16796 votesCurrent Rating: 8902 + 7894 = 16796 votes 7894

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
11549 Current Rating: 11549 + 10835 = 22384 votesCurrent Rating: 11549 + 10835 = 22384 votes 10835

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
10112 Current Rating: 10112 + 9524 = 19636 votesCurrent Rating: 10112 + 9524 = 19636 votes 9524

[84] 9: You’re so much more frisky these days
10598 Current Rating: 10598 + 9659 = 20257 votesCurrent Rating: 10598 + 9659 = 20257 votes 9659

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
8513 Current Rating: 8513 + 7591 = 16104 votesCurrent Rating: 8513 + 7591 = 16104 votes 7591

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
11704 Current Rating: 11704 + 10856 = 22560 votesCurrent Rating: 11704 + 10856 = 22560 votes 10856

[81] 6: What’s your wife’s name
9292 Current Rating: 9292 + 8404 = 17696 votesCurrent Rating: 9292 + 8404 = 17696 votes 8404

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
10403 Current Rating: 10403 + 9369 = 19772 votesCurrent Rating: 10403 + 9369 = 19772 votes 9369

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
11962 Current Rating: 11962 + 11084 = 23046 votesCurrent Rating: 11962 + 11084 = 23046 votes 11084

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
13304 Current Rating: 13304 + 12545 = 25849 votesCurrent Rating: 13304 + 12545 = 25849 votes 12545


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
12924 Current Rating: 12924 + 13016 = 25940 votesCurrent Rating: 12924 + 13016 = 25940 votes 13016

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
14314 Current Rating: 14314 + 13465 = 27779 votesCurrent Rating: 14314 + 13465 = 27779 votes 13465

[75] 28: Hi Mom, I’m home
9586 Current Rating: 9586 + 8651 = 18237 votesCurrent Rating: 9586 + 8651 = 18237 votes 8651

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
12821 Current Rating: 12821 + 12364 = 25185 votesCurrent Rating: 12821 + 12364 = 25185 votes 12364

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
26417 Current Rating: 26417 + 25023 = 51440 votesCurrent Rating: 26417 + 25023 = 51440 votes 25023

[72] 22: Dad, why are Mom’s feet
11131 Current Rating: 11131 + 10504 = 21635 votesCurrent Rating: 11131 + 10504 = 21635 votes 10504

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
10852 Current Rating: 10852 + 10160 = 21012 votesCurrent Rating: 10852 + 10160 = 21012 votes 10160

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
11023 Current Rating: 11023 + 10704 = 21727 votesCurrent Rating: 11023 + 10704 = 21727 votes 10704

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
10831 Current Rating: 10831 + 10365 = 21196 votesCurrent Rating: 10831 + 10365 = 21196 votes 10365

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
10638 Current Rating: 10638 + 13067 = 23705 votesCurrent Rating: 10638 + 13067 = 23705 votes 13067

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
14212 Current Rating: 14212 + 13515 = 27727 votesCurrent Rating: 14212 + 13515 = 27727 votes 13515

[66] 14: I came home early ...
10691 Current Rating: 10691 + 10075 = 20766 votesCurrent Rating: 10691 + 10075 = 20766 votes 10075

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
9939 Current Rating: 9939 + 9300 = 19239 votesCurrent Rating: 9939 + 9300 = 19239 votes 9300

[64] 10: I’m horny
17173 Current Rating: 17173 + 16743 = 33916 votesCurrent Rating: 17173 + 16743 = 33916 votes 16743

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
18906 Current Rating: 18906 + 19499 = 38405 votesCurrent Rating: 18906 + 19499 = 38405 votes 19499

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
9258 Current Rating: 9258 + 8247 = 17505 votesCurrent Rating: 9258 + 8247 = 17505 votes 8247

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
10510 Current Rating: 10510 + 9739 = 20249 votesCurrent Rating: 10510 + 9739 = 20249 votes 9739

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
9244 Current Rating: 9244 + 8048 = 17292 votesCurrent Rating: 9244 + 8048 = 17292 votes 8048


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
8419 Current Rating: 8419 + 7628 = 16047 votesCurrent Rating: 8419 + 7628 = 16047 votes 7628

[58] 28: I’ve got a huge problem
11824 Current Rating: 11824 + 11278 = 23102 votesCurrent Rating: 11824 + 11278 = 23102 votes 11278

[57] 27: I’m not going to America any more
13876 Current Rating: 13876 + 13794 = 27670 votesCurrent Rating: 13876 + 13794 = 27670 votes 13794

[56] 26: I don’t understand my wife
11555 Current Rating: 11555 + 10987 = 22542 votesCurrent Rating: 11555 + 10987 = 22542 votes 10987

[55] 25: I haven’t seen you in ages
11490 Current Rating: 11490 + 11703 = 23193 votesCurrent Rating: 11490 + 11703 = 23193 votes 11703

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
10762 Current Rating: 10762 + 12693 = 23455 votesCurrent Rating: 10762 + 12693 = 23455 votes 12693

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
8822 Current Rating: 8822 + 7545 = 16367 votesCurrent Rating: 8822 + 7545 = 16367 votes 7545

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
8242 Current Rating: 8242 + 7410 = 15652 votesCurrent Rating: 8242 + 7410 = 15652 votes 7410

[51] 19: What’s the matter with you?
10528 Current Rating: 10528 + 9838 = 20366 votesCurrent Rating: 10528 + 9838 = 20366 votes 9838

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
10221 Current Rating: 10221 + 10168 = 20389 votesCurrent Rating: 10221 + 10168 = 20389 votes 10168

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
21650 Current Rating: 21650 + 20883 = 42533 votesCurrent Rating: 21650 + 20883 = 42533 votes 20883

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
8790 Current Rating: 8790 + 8850 = 17640 votesCurrent Rating: 8790 + 8850 = 17640 votes 8850

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
12662 Current Rating: 12662 + 11894 = 24556 votesCurrent Rating: 12662 + 11894 = 24556 votes 11894

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
9096 Current Rating: 9096 + 8415 = 17511 votesCurrent Rating: 9096 + 8415 = 17511 votes 8415

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
11004 Current Rating: 11004 + 10816 = 21820 votesCurrent Rating: 11004 + 10816 = 21820 votes 10816

[44] 7: What those men said ...
11928 Current Rating: 11928 + 11941 = 23869 votesCurrent Rating: 11928 + 11941 = 23869 votes 11941

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
10382 Current Rating: 10382 + 12348 = 22730 votesCurrent Rating: 10382 + 12348 = 22730 votes 12348

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
10576 Current Rating: 10576 + 9684 = 20260 votesCurrent Rating: 10576 + 9684 = 20260 votes 9684

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
70607 Current Rating: 70607 + 76730 = 147337 votesCurrent Rating: 70607 + 76730 = 147337 votes 76730

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
15125 Current Rating: 15125 + 23588 = 38713 votesCurrent Rating: 15125 + 23588 = 38713 votes 23588


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
14451 Current Rating: 14451 + 15936 = 30387 votesCurrent Rating: 14451 + 15936 = 30387 votes 15936

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
9420 Current Rating: 9420 + 8426 = 17846 votesCurrent Rating: 9420 + 8426 = 17846 votes 8426

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
11046 Current Rating: 11046 + 10631 = 21677 votesCurrent Rating: 11046 + 10631 = 21677 votes 10631

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
10660 Current Rating: 10660 + 12979 = 23639 votesCurrent Rating: 10660 + 12979 = 23639 votes 12979

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
11215 Current Rating: 11215 + 12029 = 23244 votesCurrent Rating: 11215 + 12029 = 23244 votes 12029

[34] 24: If I die ...
8760 Current Rating: 8760 + 8176 = 16936 votesCurrent Rating: 8760 + 8176 = 16936 votes 8176

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
12263 Current Rating: 12263 + 11845 = 24108 votesCurrent Rating: 12263 + 11845 = 24108 votes 11845

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
13999 Current Rating: 13999 + 13942 = 27941 votesCurrent Rating: 13999 + 13942 = 27941 votes 13942

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
10808 Current Rating: 10808 + 11183 = 21991 votesCurrent Rating: 10808 + 11183 = 21991 votes 11183

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
10574 Current Rating: 10574 + 10769 = 21343 votesCurrent Rating: 10574 + 10769 = 21343 votes 10769

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
11459 Current Rating: 11459 + 10946 = 22405 votesCurrent Rating: 11459 + 10946 = 22405 votes 10946

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
9413 Current Rating: 9413 + 9421 = 18834 votesCurrent Rating: 9413 + 9421 = 18834 votes 9421

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
21407 Current Rating: 21407 + 22296 = 43703 votesCurrent Rating: 21407 + 22296 = 43703 votes 22296

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
10059 Current Rating: 10059 + 9389 = 19448 votesCurrent Rating: 10059 + 9389 = 19448 votes 9389

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
9137 Current Rating: 9137 + 8908 = 18045 votesCurrent Rating: 9137 + 8908 = 18045 votes 8908

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
11582 Current Rating: 11582 + 11904 = 23486 votesCurrent Rating: 11582 + 11904 = 23486 votes 11904

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
9485 Current Rating: 9485 + 8894 = 18379 votesCurrent Rating: 9485 + 8894 = 18379 votes 8894

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
11959 Current Rating: 11959 + 11982 = 23941 votesCurrent Rating: 11959 + 11982 = 23941 votes 11982

[21] 6: After your bath ...
15722 Current Rating: 15722 + 16428 = 32150 votesCurrent Rating: 15722 + 16428 = 32150 votes 16428

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
10095 Current Rating: 10095 + 10145 = 20240 votesCurrent Rating: 10095 + 10145 = 20240 votes 10145

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
12830 Current Rating: 12830 + 14337 = 27167 votesCurrent Rating: 12830 + 14337 = 27167 votes 14337


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
8926 Current Rating: 8926 + 8136 = 17062 votesCurrent Rating: 8926 + 8136 = 17062 votes 8136

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
12513 Current Rating: 12513 + 12369 = 24882 votesCurrent Rating: 12513 + 12369 = 24882 votes 12369

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
9774 Current Rating: 9774 + 9740 = 19514 votesCurrent Rating: 9774 + 9740 = 19514 votes 9740

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
11778 Current Rating: 11778 + 11922 = 23700 votesCurrent Rating: 11778 + 11922 = 23700 votes 11922

[14] 24: Mom, I don’t want you to
13486 Current Rating: 13486 + 13556 = 27042 votesCurrent Rating: 13486 + 13556 = 27042 votes 13556

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
76094 Current Rating: 76094 + 79729 = 155823 votesCurrent Rating: 76094 + 79729 = 155823 votes 79729

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
13919 Current Rating: 13919 + 14441 = 28360 votesCurrent Rating: 13919 + 14441 = 28360 votes 14441

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
16537 Current Rating: 16537 + 16545 = 33082 votesCurrent Rating: 16537 + 16545 = 33082 votes 16545

[10] 18: What would happen ...
11003 Current Rating: 11003 + 10875 = 21878 votesCurrent Rating: 11003 + 10875 = 21878 votes 10875

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
14519 Current Rating: 14519 + 16874 = 31393 votesCurrent Rating: 14519 + 16874 = 31393 votes 16874

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
11299 Current Rating: 11299 + 10785 = 22084 votesCurrent Rating: 11299 + 10785 = 22084 votes 10785

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
10550 Current Rating: 10550 + 9709 = 20259 votesCurrent Rating: 10550 + 9709 = 20259 votes 9709

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
17004 Current Rating: 17004 + 18200 = 35204 votesCurrent Rating: 17004 + 18200 = 35204 votes 18200

[5] 9: I have great news ...
9631 Current Rating: 9631 + 9231 = 18862 votesCurrent Rating: 9631 + 9231 = 18862 votes 9231

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
14027 Current Rating: 14027 + 15829 = 29856 votesCurrent Rating: 14027 + 15829 = 29856 votes 15829

[3] 5: Sorry, I can’t come into work today
14862 Current Rating: 14862 + 14442 = 29304 votesCurrent Rating: 14862 + 14442 = 29304 votes 14442

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
60093 Current Rating: 60093 + 63184 = 123277 votesCurrent Rating: 60093 + 63184 = 123277 votes 63184

[1] 2: Why so down ...
2339 Current Rating: 2339 + 2628 = 4967 votesCurrent Rating: 2339 + 2628 = 4967 votes 2628







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