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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
81417 Current Rating: 81417 + 81533 = 162950 votesCurrent Rating: 81417 + 81533 = 162950 votes 81533

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
77309 Current Rating: 77309 + 77084 = 154393 votesCurrent Rating: 77309 + 77084 = 154393 votes 77084

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
61823 Current Rating: 61823 + 58515 = 120338 votesCurrent Rating: 61823 + 58515 = 120338 votes 58515

[126] 14: Oh No! What’s happened?
95420 Current Rating: 95420 + 95678 = 191098 votesCurrent Rating: 95420 + 95678 = 191098 votes 95678

[125] 11: You’ve asked our daughter to marry you
38710 Current Rating: 38710 + 37820 = 76530 votesCurrent Rating: 38710 + 37820 = 76530 votes 37820

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
30431 Current Rating: 30431 + 29163 = 59594 votesCurrent Rating: 30431 + 29163 = 59594 votes 29163

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
37216 Current Rating: 37216 + 35543 = 72759 votesCurrent Rating: 37216 + 35543 = 72759 votes 35543

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
63360 Current Rating: 63360 + 62267 = 125627 votesCurrent Rating: 63360 + 62267 = 125627 votes 62267

[121] 7: What is it now?
57014 Current Rating: 57014 + 49217 = 106231 votesCurrent Rating: 57014 + 49217 = 106231 votes 49217

[120] 3: Come back to my place
27478 Current Rating: 27478 + 23937 = 51415 votesCurrent Rating: 27478 + 23937 = 51415 votes 23937

[119] 2: Morning
40828 Current Rating: 40828 + 38084 = 78912 votesCurrent Rating: 40828 + 38084 = 78912 votes 38084

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
17305 Current Rating: 17305 + 16625 = 33930 votesCurrent Rating: 17305 + 16625 = 33930 votes 16625


Nov 2009
[117] 26: I’ve got bad news
20379 Current Rating: 20379 + 17714 = 38093 votesCurrent Rating: 20379 + 17714 = 38093 votes 17714

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
56572 Current Rating: 56572 + 55103 = 111675 votesCurrent Rating: 56572 + 55103 = 111675 votes 55103

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
20008 Current Rating: 20008 + 18658 = 38666 votesCurrent Rating: 20008 + 18658 = 38666 votes 18658

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
86292 Current Rating: 86292 + 83378 = 169670 votesCurrent Rating: 86292 + 83378 = 169670 votes 83378

[113] 20: My friend over there
37686 Current Rating: 37686 + 35960 = 73646 votesCurrent Rating: 37686 + 35960 = 73646 votes 35960

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
67503 Current Rating: 67503 + 66061 = 133564 votesCurrent Rating: 67503 + 66061 = 133564 votes 66061

[111] 18: I like my job more
83652 Current Rating: 83652 + 80880 = 164532 votesCurrent Rating: 83652 + 80880 = 164532 votes 80880

[110] 17: Grandma’s got a prawn
41861 Current Rating: 41861 + 37330 = 79191 votesCurrent Rating: 41861 + 37330 = 79191 votes 37330

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
53087 Current Rating: 53087 + 47503 = 100590 votesCurrent Rating: 53087 + 47503 = 100590 votes 47503

[108] 13: When we get married
79198 Current Rating: 79198 + 77236 = 156434 votesCurrent Rating: 79198 + 77236 = 156434 votes 77236

[107] 12: A name for the baby
37570 Current Rating: 37570 + 31421 = 68991 votesCurrent Rating: 37570 + 31421 = 68991 votes 31421

[106] 11: Would you have married me
92104 Current Rating: 92104 + 90441 = 182545 votesCurrent Rating: 92104 + 90441 = 182545 votes 90441

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
46070 Current Rating: 46070 + 44352 = 90422 votesCurrent Rating: 46070 + 44352 = 90422 votes 44352

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
43065 Current Rating: 43065 + 41925 = 84990 votesCurrent Rating: 43065 + 41925 = 84990 votes 41925

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
36211 Current Rating: 36211 + 35000 = 71211 votesCurrent Rating: 36211 + 35000 = 71211 votes 35000

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
90381 Current Rating: 90381 + 88879 = 179260 votesCurrent Rating: 90381 + 88879 = 179260 votes 88879

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
65697 Current Rating: 65697 + 64264 = 129961 votesCurrent Rating: 65697 + 64264 = 129961 votes 64264

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
66135 Current Rating: 66135 + 66657 = 132792 votesCurrent Rating: 66135 + 66657 = 132792 votes 66657


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
34698 Current Rating: 34698 + 33190 = 67888 votesCurrent Rating: 34698 + 33190 = 67888 votes 33190

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
86597 Current Rating: 86597 + 82883 = 169480 votesCurrent Rating: 86597 + 82883 = 169480 votes 82883

[97] 28: You are getting fat
51117 Current Rating: 51117 + 48593 = 99710 votesCurrent Rating: 51117 + 48593 = 99710 votes 48593

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
60494 Current Rating: 60494 + 58503 = 118997 votesCurrent Rating: 60494 + 58503 = 118997 votes 58503

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
28102 Current Rating: 28102 + 27115 = 55217 votesCurrent Rating: 28102 + 27115 = 55217 votes 27115

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
32915 Current Rating: 32915 + 31422 = 64337 votesCurrent Rating: 32915 + 31422 = 64337 votes 31422

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
89251 Current Rating: 89251 + 88396 = 177647 votesCurrent Rating: 89251 + 88396 = 177647 votes 88396

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
36493 Current Rating: 36493 + 30220 = 66713 votesCurrent Rating: 36493 + 30220 = 66713 votes 30220

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
45744 Current Rating: 45744 + 43558 = 89302 votesCurrent Rating: 45744 + 43558 = 89302 votes 43558

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
77167 Current Rating: 77167 + 74888 = 152055 votesCurrent Rating: 77167 + 74888 = 152055 votes 74888

[89] 16: I just can’t log in
71430 Current Rating: 71430 + 70252 = 141682 votesCurrent Rating: 71430 + 70252 = 141682 votes 70252

[88] 15: It’s so sweet
54387 Current Rating: 54387 + 51760 = 106147 votesCurrent Rating: 54387 + 51760 = 106147 votes 51760

[87] 14: What are you doing?
95396 Current Rating: 95396 + 93855 = 189251 votesCurrent Rating: 95396 + 93855 = 189251 votes 93855

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
58733 Current Rating: 58733 + 57624 = 116357 votesCurrent Rating: 58733 + 57624 = 116357 votes 57624

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
57542 Current Rating: 57542 + 55776 = 113318 votesCurrent Rating: 57542 + 55776 = 113318 votes 55776

[84] 9: You’re so much more frisky these days
76577 Current Rating: 76577 + 74905 = 151482 votesCurrent Rating: 76577 + 74905 = 151482 votes 74905

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
47217 Current Rating: 47217 + 44742 = 91959 votesCurrent Rating: 47217 + 44742 = 91959 votes 44742

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
117554 Current Rating: 117554 + 116094 = 233648 votesCurrent Rating: 117554 + 116094 = 233648 votes 116094

[81] 6: What’s your wife’s name
82872 Current Rating: 82872 + 80824 = 163696 votesCurrent Rating: 82872 + 80824 = 163696 votes 80824

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
53206 Current Rating: 53206 + 50036 = 103242 votesCurrent Rating: 53206 + 50036 = 103242 votes 50036

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
76541 Current Rating: 76541 + 74069 = 150610 votesCurrent Rating: 76541 + 74069 = 150610 votes 74069

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
83052 Current Rating: 83052 + 81529 = 164581 votesCurrent Rating: 83052 + 81529 = 164581 votes 81529


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
61908 Current Rating: 61908 + 51217 = 113125 votesCurrent Rating: 61908 + 51217 = 113125 votes 51217

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
42551 Current Rating: 42551 + 40856 = 83407 votesCurrent Rating: 42551 + 40856 = 83407 votes 40856

[75] 28: Hi Mom, I’m home
81012 Current Rating: 81012 + 79342 = 160354 votesCurrent Rating: 81012 + 79342 = 160354 votes 79342

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
87342 Current Rating: 87342 + 86723 = 174065 votesCurrent Rating: 87342 + 86723 = 174065 votes 86723

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
88804 Current Rating: 88804 + 86774 = 175578 votesCurrent Rating: 88804 + 86774 = 175578 votes 86774

[72] 22: Dad, why are Mom’s feet
69882 Current Rating: 69882 + 67995 = 137877 votesCurrent Rating: 69882 + 67995 = 137877 votes 67995

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
65054 Current Rating: 65054 + 62874 = 127928 votesCurrent Rating: 65054 + 62874 = 127928 votes 62874

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
66789 Current Rating: 66789 + 65863 = 132652 votesCurrent Rating: 66789 + 65863 = 132652 votes 65863

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
40386 Current Rating: 40386 + 39315 = 79701 votesCurrent Rating: 40386 + 39315 = 79701 votes 39315

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
119839 Current Rating: 119839 + 122913 = 242752 votesCurrent Rating: 119839 + 122913 = 242752 votes 122913

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
45276 Current Rating: 45276 + 41487 = 86763 votesCurrent Rating: 45276 + 41487 = 86763 votes 41487

[66] 14: I came home early ...
22128 Current Rating: 22128 + 20758 = 42886 votesCurrent Rating: 22128 + 20758 = 42886 votes 20758

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
22795 Current Rating: 22795 + 21484 = 44279 votesCurrent Rating: 22795 + 21484 = 44279 votes 21484

[64] 10: I’m horny
88543 Current Rating: 88543 + 87745 = 176288 votesCurrent Rating: 88543 + 87745 = 176288 votes 87745

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
84727 Current Rating: 84727 + 84197 = 168924 votesCurrent Rating: 84727 + 84197 = 168924 votes 84197

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
50023 Current Rating: 50023 + 48075 = 98098 votesCurrent Rating: 50023 + 48075 = 98098 votes 48075

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
55771 Current Rating: 55771 + 54139 = 109910 votesCurrent Rating: 55771 + 54139 = 109910 votes 54139

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
41918 Current Rating: 41918 + 39858 = 81776 votesCurrent Rating: 41918 + 39858 = 81776 votes 39858


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
55570 Current Rating: 55570 + 54433 = 110003 votesCurrent Rating: 55570 + 54433 = 110003 votes 54433

[58] 28: I’ve got a huge problem
39312 Current Rating: 39312 + 38138 = 77450 votesCurrent Rating: 39312 + 38138 = 77450 votes 38138

[57] 27: I’m not going to America any more
110979 Current Rating: 110979 + 110301 = 221280 votesCurrent Rating: 110979 + 110301 = 221280 votes 110301

[56] 26: I don’t understand my wife
84441 Current Rating: 84441 + 83070 = 167511 votesCurrent Rating: 84441 + 83070 = 167511 votes 83070

[55] 25: I haven’t seen you in ages
100929 Current Rating: 100929 + 100139 = 201068 votesCurrent Rating: 100929 + 100139 = 201068 votes 100139

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
22185 Current Rating: 22185 + 24300 = 46485 votesCurrent Rating: 22185 + 24300 = 46485 votes 24300

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
96442 Current Rating: 96442 + 94040 = 190482 votesCurrent Rating: 96442 + 94040 = 190482 votes 94040

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
18438 Current Rating: 18438 + 16703 = 35141 votesCurrent Rating: 18438 + 16703 = 35141 votes 16703

[51] 19: What’s the matter with you?
32941 Current Rating: 32941 + 31474 = 64415 votesCurrent Rating: 32941 + 31474 = 64415 votes 31474

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
46103 Current Rating: 46103 + 44590 = 90693 votesCurrent Rating: 46103 + 44590 = 90693 votes 44590

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
37585 Current Rating: 37585 + 35692 = 73277 votesCurrent Rating: 37585 + 35692 = 73277 votes 35692

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
38529 Current Rating: 38529 + 36611 = 75140 votesCurrent Rating: 38529 + 36611 = 75140 votes 36611

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
90708 Current Rating: 90708 + 90066 = 180774 votesCurrent Rating: 90708 + 90066 = 180774 votes 90066

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
29736 Current Rating: 29736 + 27668 = 57404 votesCurrent Rating: 29736 + 27668 = 57404 votes 27668

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
54313 Current Rating: 54313 + 53372 = 107685 votesCurrent Rating: 54313 + 53372 = 107685 votes 53372

[44] 7: What those men said ...
25825 Current Rating: 25825 + 24997 = 50822 votesCurrent Rating: 25825 + 24997 = 50822 votes 24997

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
14569 Current Rating: 14569 + 15384 = 29953 votesCurrent Rating: 14569 + 15384 = 29953 votes 15384

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
41412 Current Rating: 41412 + 39749 = 81161 votesCurrent Rating: 41412 + 39749 = 81161 votes 39749

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
178761 Current Rating: 178761 + 183272 = 362033 votesCurrent Rating: 178761 + 183272 = 362033 votes 183272

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
151638 Current Rating: 151638 + 159091 = 310729 votesCurrent Rating: 151638 + 159091 = 310729 votes 159091


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
87168 Current Rating: 87168 + 88213 = 175381 votesCurrent Rating: 87168 + 88213 = 175381 votes 88213

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
42900 Current Rating: 42900 + 39688 = 82588 votesCurrent Rating: 42900 + 39688 = 82588 votes 39688

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
92555 Current Rating: 92555 + 91926 = 184481 votesCurrent Rating: 92555 + 91926 = 184481 votes 91926

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
78110 Current Rating: 78110 + 77039 = 155149 votesCurrent Rating: 78110 + 77039 = 155149 votes 77039

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
60181 Current Rating: 60181 + 60077 = 120258 votesCurrent Rating: 60181 + 60077 = 120258 votes 60077

[34] 24: If I die ...
57696 Current Rating: 57696 + 56541 = 114237 votesCurrent Rating: 57696 + 56541 = 114237 votes 56541

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
100102 Current Rating: 100102 + 99041 = 199143 votesCurrent Rating: 100102 + 99041 = 199143 votes 99041

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
52547 Current Rating: 52547 + 52857 = 105404 votesCurrent Rating: 52547 + 52857 = 105404 votes 52857

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
57531 Current Rating: 57531 + 54795 = 112326 votesCurrent Rating: 57531 + 54795 = 112326 votes 54795

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
24237 Current Rating: 24237 + 23470 = 47707 votesCurrent Rating: 24237 + 23470 = 47707 votes 23470

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
47799 Current Rating: 47799 + 46225 = 94024 votesCurrent Rating: 47799 + 46225 = 94024 votes 46225

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
54505 Current Rating: 54505 + 52957 = 107462 votesCurrent Rating: 54505 + 52957 = 107462 votes 52957

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
72332 Current Rating: 72332 + 72420 = 144752 votesCurrent Rating: 72332 + 72420 = 144752 votes 72420

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
149743 Current Rating: 149743 + 148535 = 298278 votesCurrent Rating: 149743 + 148535 = 298278 votes 148535

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
42811 Current Rating: 42811 + 40739 = 83550 votesCurrent Rating: 42811 + 40739 = 83550 votes 40739

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
86665 Current Rating: 86665 + 86259 = 172924 votesCurrent Rating: 86665 + 86259 = 172924 votes 86259

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
94235 Current Rating: 94235 + 93553 = 187788 votesCurrent Rating: 94235 + 93553 = 187788 votes 93553

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
36354 Current Rating: 36354 + 36383 = 72737 votesCurrent Rating: 36354 + 36383 = 72737 votes 36383

[21] 6: After your bath ...
81916 Current Rating: 81916 + 82299 = 164215 votesCurrent Rating: 81916 + 82299 = 164215 votes 82299

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
62328 Current Rating: 62328 + 62204 = 124532 votesCurrent Rating: 62328 + 62204 = 124532 votes 62204

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
49071 Current Rating: 49071 + 51795 = 100866 votesCurrent Rating: 49071 + 51795 = 100866 votes 51795


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
54333 Current Rating: 54333 + 52553 = 106886 votesCurrent Rating: 54333 + 52553 = 106886 votes 52553

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
62767 Current Rating: 62767 + 61818 = 124585 votesCurrent Rating: 62767 + 61818 = 124585 votes 61818

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
44123 Current Rating: 44123 + 43372 = 87495 votesCurrent Rating: 44123 + 43372 = 87495 votes 43372

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
67034 Current Rating: 67034 + 66457 = 133491 votesCurrent Rating: 67034 + 66457 = 133491 votes 66457

[14] 24: Mom, I don’t want you to
61221 Current Rating: 61221 + 60329 = 121550 votesCurrent Rating: 61221 + 60329 = 121550 votes 60329

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
178055 Current Rating: 178055 + 193162 = 371217 votesCurrent Rating: 178055 + 193162 = 371217 votes 193162

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
36630 Current Rating: 36630 + 36358 = 72988 votesCurrent Rating: 36630 + 36358 = 72988 votes 36358

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
91149 Current Rating: 91149 + 91244 = 182393 votesCurrent Rating: 91149 + 91244 = 182393 votes 91244

[10] 18: What would happen ...
82310 Current Rating: 82310 + 81444 = 163754 votesCurrent Rating: 82310 + 81444 = 163754 votes 81444

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
60019 Current Rating: 60019 + 61707 = 121726 votesCurrent Rating: 60019 + 61707 = 121726 votes 61707

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
44989 Current Rating: 44989 + 43563 = 88552 votesCurrent Rating: 44989 + 43563 = 88552 votes 43563

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
33449 Current Rating: 33449 + 32472 = 65921 votesCurrent Rating: 33449 + 32472 = 65921 votes 32472

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
43286 Current Rating: 43286 + 44176 = 87462 votesCurrent Rating: 43286 + 44176 = 87462 votes 44176

[5] 9: I have great news ...
16289 Current Rating: 16289 + 14743 = 31032 votesCurrent Rating: 16289 + 14743 = 31032 votes 14743

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
54273 Current Rating: 54273 + 53719 = 107992 votesCurrent Rating: 54273 + 53719 = 107992 votes 53719

[3] 5: Sorry, I can’t come into work today
134277 Current Rating: 134277 + 134285 = 268562 votesCurrent Rating: 134277 + 134285 = 268562 votes 134285

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
370074 Current Rating: 370074 + 370810 = 740884 votesCurrent Rating: 370074 + 370810 = 740884 votes 370810

[1] 2: Why so down ...
373622 Current Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votesCurrent Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votes 411850







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