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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
25240 Current Rating: 25240 + 25739 = 50979 votesCurrent Rating: 25240 + 25739 = 50979 votes 25739

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
25074 Current Rating: 25074 + 24848 = 49922 votesCurrent Rating: 25074 + 24848 = 49922 votes 24848

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
11408 Current Rating: 11408 + 10570 = 21978 votesCurrent Rating: 11408 + 10570 = 21978 votes 10570

[126] 14: Oh No! What’s happened?
13227 Current Rating: 13227 + 12873 = 26100 votesCurrent Rating: 13227 + 12873 = 26100 votes 12873

[125] 11: You’ve asked our daughter to marry you
12014 Current Rating: 12014 + 11113 = 23127 votesCurrent Rating: 12014 + 11113 = 23127 votes 11113

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
10273 Current Rating: 10273 + 9229 = 19502 votesCurrent Rating: 10273 + 9229 = 19502 votes 9229

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
10529 Current Rating: 10529 + 9238 = 19767 votesCurrent Rating: 10529 + 9238 = 19767 votes 9238

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
10304 Current Rating: 10304 + 9130 = 19434 votesCurrent Rating: 10304 + 9130 = 19434 votes 9130

[121] 7: What is it now?
11851 Current Rating: 11851 + 11071 = 22922 votesCurrent Rating: 11851 + 11071 = 22922 votes 11071

[120] 3: Come back to my place
9806 Current Rating: 9806 + 8343 = 18149 votesCurrent Rating: 9806 + 8343 = 18149 votes 8343

[119] 2: Morning
9993 Current Rating: 9993 + 8369 = 18362 votesCurrent Rating: 9993 + 8369 = 18362 votes 8369

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
11572 Current Rating: 11572 + 11536 = 23108 votesCurrent Rating: 11572 + 11536 = 23108 votes 11536


Nov 2009
[117] 26: I’ve got bad news
9829 Current Rating: 9829 + 8528 = 18357 votesCurrent Rating: 9829 + 8528 = 18357 votes 8528

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
11130 Current Rating: 11130 + 10397 = 21527 votesCurrent Rating: 11130 + 10397 = 21527 votes 10397

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
10966 Current Rating: 10966 + 9818 = 20784 votesCurrent Rating: 10966 + 9818 = 20784 votes 9818

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
23184 Current Rating: 23184 + 20773 = 43957 votesCurrent Rating: 23184 + 20773 = 43957 votes 20773

[113] 20: My friend over there
10819 Current Rating: 10819 + 9625 = 20444 votesCurrent Rating: 10819 + 9625 = 20444 votes 9625

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
10370 Current Rating: 10370 + 9216 = 19586 votesCurrent Rating: 10370 + 9216 = 19586 votes 9216

[111] 18: I like my job more
15500 Current Rating: 15500 + 13012 = 28512 votesCurrent Rating: 15500 + 13012 = 28512 votes 13012

[110] 17: Grandma’s got a prawn
23897 Current Rating: 23897 + 19726 = 43623 votesCurrent Rating: 23897 + 19726 = 43623 votes 19726

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
16383 Current Rating: 16383 + 11688 = 28071 votesCurrent Rating: 16383 + 11688 = 28071 votes 11688

[108] 13: When we get married
16258 Current Rating: 16258 + 14145 = 30403 votesCurrent Rating: 16258 + 14145 = 30403 votes 14145

[107] 12: A name for the baby
15407 Current Rating: 15407 + 9850 = 25257 votesCurrent Rating: 15407 + 9850 = 25257 votes 9850

[106] 11: Would you have married me
20048 Current Rating: 20048 + 18413 = 38461 votesCurrent Rating: 20048 + 18413 = 38461 votes 18413

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
10137 Current Rating: 10137 + 9306 = 19443 votesCurrent Rating: 10137 + 9306 = 19443 votes 9306

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
11393 Current Rating: 11393 + 10414 = 21807 votesCurrent Rating: 11393 + 10414 = 21807 votes 10414

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
11743 Current Rating: 11743 + 10638 = 22381 votesCurrent Rating: 11743 + 10638 = 22381 votes 10638

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
11498 Current Rating: 11498 + 10937 = 22435 votesCurrent Rating: 11498 + 10937 = 22435 votes 10937

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
11125 Current Rating: 11125 + 10521 = 21646 votesCurrent Rating: 11125 + 10521 = 21646 votes 10521

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
13104 Current Rating: 13104 + 13947 = 27051 votesCurrent Rating: 13104 + 13947 = 27051 votes 13947


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
9857 Current Rating: 9857 + 8207 = 18064 votesCurrent Rating: 9857 + 8207 = 18064 votes 8207

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
10471 Current Rating: 10471 + 9027 = 19498 votesCurrent Rating: 10471 + 9027 = 19498 votes 9027

[97] 28: You are getting fat
20570 Current Rating: 20570 + 19308 = 39878 votesCurrent Rating: 20570 + 19308 = 39878 votes 19308

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
9680 Current Rating: 9680 + 8229 = 17909 votesCurrent Rating: 9680 + 8229 = 17909 votes 8229

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
13686 Current Rating: 13686 + 13054 = 26740 votesCurrent Rating: 13686 + 13054 = 26740 votes 13054

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
9312 Current Rating: 9312 + 7921 = 17233 votesCurrent Rating: 9312 + 7921 = 17233 votes 7921

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
22809 Current Rating: 22809 + 23282 = 46091 votesCurrent Rating: 22809 + 23282 = 46091 votes 23282

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
10267 Current Rating: 10267 + 9354 = 19621 votesCurrent Rating: 10267 + 9354 = 19621 votes 9354

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
12873 Current Rating: 12873 + 11569 = 24442 votesCurrent Rating: 12873 + 11569 = 24442 votes 11569

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
10171 Current Rating: 10171 + 8872 = 19043 votesCurrent Rating: 10171 + 8872 = 19043 votes 8872

[89] 16: I just can’t log in
11805 Current Rating: 11805 + 10927 = 22732 votesCurrent Rating: 11805 + 10927 = 22732 votes 10927

[88] 15: It’s so sweet
9536 Current Rating: 9536 + 8355 = 17891 votesCurrent Rating: 9536 + 8355 = 17891 votes 8355

[87] 14: What are you doing?
9642 Current Rating: 9642 + 8136 = 17778 votesCurrent Rating: 9642 + 8136 = 17778 votes 8136

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
12148 Current Rating: 12148 + 11280 = 23428 votesCurrent Rating: 12148 + 11280 = 23428 votes 11280

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
10725 Current Rating: 10725 + 9806 = 20531 votesCurrent Rating: 10725 + 9806 = 20531 votes 9806

[84] 9: You’re so much more frisky these days
11480 Current Rating: 11480 + 9865 = 21345 votesCurrent Rating: 11480 + 9865 = 21345 votes 9865

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
10030 Current Rating: 10030 + 8295 = 18325 votesCurrent Rating: 10030 + 8295 = 18325 votes 8295

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
12465 Current Rating: 12465 + 11364 = 23829 votesCurrent Rating: 12465 + 11364 = 23829 votes 11364

[81] 6: What’s your wife’s name
10518 Current Rating: 10518 + 8766 = 19284 votesCurrent Rating: 10518 + 8766 = 19284 votes 8766

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
11427 Current Rating: 11427 + 9693 = 21120 votesCurrent Rating: 11427 + 9693 = 21120 votes 9693

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
13562 Current Rating: 13562 + 11805 = 25367 votesCurrent Rating: 13562 + 11805 = 25367 votes 11805

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
14790 Current Rating: 14790 + 13420 = 28210 votesCurrent Rating: 14790 + 13420 = 28210 votes 13420


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
14331 Current Rating: 14331 + 13908 = 28239 votesCurrent Rating: 14331 + 13908 = 28239 votes 13908

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
16679 Current Rating: 16679 + 14879 = 31558 votesCurrent Rating: 16679 + 14879 = 31558 votes 14879

[75] 28: Hi Mom, I’m home
10513 Current Rating: 10513 + 8891 = 19404 votesCurrent Rating: 10513 + 8891 = 19404 votes 8891

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
13403 Current Rating: 13403 + 12827 = 26230 votesCurrent Rating: 13403 + 12827 = 26230 votes 12827

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
27197 Current Rating: 27197 + 25576 = 52773 votesCurrent Rating: 27197 + 25576 = 52773 votes 25576

[72] 22: Dad, why are Mom’s feet
12137 Current Rating: 12137 + 10859 = 22996 votesCurrent Rating: 12137 + 10859 = 22996 votes 10859

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
11925 Current Rating: 11925 + 10648 = 22573 votesCurrent Rating: 11925 + 10648 = 22573 votes 10648

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
12164 Current Rating: 12164 + 11140 = 23304 votesCurrent Rating: 12164 + 11140 = 23304 votes 11140

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
11728 Current Rating: 11728 + 10696 = 22424 votesCurrent Rating: 11728 + 10696 = 22424 votes 10696

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
11662 Current Rating: 11662 + 13828 = 25490 votesCurrent Rating: 11662 + 13828 = 25490 votes 13828

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
16045 Current Rating: 16045 + 14986 = 31031 votesCurrent Rating: 16045 + 14986 = 31031 votes 14986

[66] 14: I came home early ...
11609 Current Rating: 11609 + 10444 = 22053 votesCurrent Rating: 11609 + 10444 = 22053 votes 10444

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
10589 Current Rating: 10589 + 9577 = 20166 votesCurrent Rating: 10589 + 9577 = 20166 votes 9577

[64] 10: I’m horny
18401 Current Rating: 18401 + 17458 = 35859 votesCurrent Rating: 18401 + 17458 = 35859 votes 17458

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
19532 Current Rating: 19532 + 19898 = 39430 votesCurrent Rating: 19532 + 19898 = 39430 votes 19898

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
10441 Current Rating: 10441 + 8559 = 19000 votesCurrent Rating: 10441 + 8559 = 19000 votes 8559

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
11397 Current Rating: 11397 + 10023 = 21420 votesCurrent Rating: 11397 + 10023 = 21420 votes 10023

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
10442 Current Rating: 10442 + 8443 = 18885 votesCurrent Rating: 10442 + 8443 = 18885 votes 8443


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
9766 Current Rating: 9766 + 8274 = 18040 votesCurrent Rating: 9766 + 8274 = 18040 votes 8274

[58] 28: I’ve got a huge problem
12798 Current Rating: 12798 + 11715 = 24513 votesCurrent Rating: 12798 + 11715 = 24513 votes 11715

[57] 27: I’m not going to America any more
14474 Current Rating: 14474 + 14243 = 28717 votesCurrent Rating: 14474 + 14243 = 28717 votes 14243

[56] 26: I don’t understand my wife
12594 Current Rating: 12594 + 11388 = 23982 votesCurrent Rating: 12594 + 11388 = 23982 votes 11388

[55] 25: I haven’t seen you in ages
12474 Current Rating: 12474 + 12166 = 24640 votesCurrent Rating: 12474 + 12166 = 24640 votes 12166

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
11483 Current Rating: 11483 + 13196 = 24679 votesCurrent Rating: 11483 + 13196 = 24679 votes 13196

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
10346 Current Rating: 10346 + 8173 = 18519 votesCurrent Rating: 10346 + 8173 = 18519 votes 8173

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
9437 Current Rating: 9437 + 7781 = 17218 votesCurrent Rating: 9437 + 7781 = 17218 votes 7781

[51] 19: What’s the matter with you?
11182 Current Rating: 11182 + 10307 = 21489 votesCurrent Rating: 11182 + 10307 = 21489 votes 10307

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
11447 Current Rating: 11447 + 10606 = 22053 votesCurrent Rating: 11447 + 10606 = 22053 votes 10606

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
23104 Current Rating: 23104 + 21396 = 44500 votesCurrent Rating: 23104 + 21396 = 44500 votes 21396

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
10020 Current Rating: 10020 + 9189 = 19209 votesCurrent Rating: 10020 + 9189 = 19209 votes 9189

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
13542 Current Rating: 13542 + 12251 = 25793 votesCurrent Rating: 13542 + 12251 = 25793 votes 12251

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
10511 Current Rating: 10511 + 8871 = 19382 votesCurrent Rating: 10511 + 8871 = 19382 votes 8871

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
11934 Current Rating: 11934 + 11241 = 23175 votesCurrent Rating: 11934 + 11241 = 23175 votes 11241

[44] 7: What those men said ...
13144 Current Rating: 13144 + 12395 = 25539 votesCurrent Rating: 13144 + 12395 = 25539 votes 12395

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
11351 Current Rating: 11351 + 12725 = 24076 votesCurrent Rating: 11351 + 12725 = 24076 votes 12725

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
11497 Current Rating: 11497 + 10171 = 21668 votesCurrent Rating: 11497 + 10171 = 21668 votes 10171

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
71279 Current Rating: 71279 + 77160 = 148439 votesCurrent Rating: 71279 + 77160 = 148439 votes 77160

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
15786 Current Rating: 15786 + 24525 = 40311 votesCurrent Rating: 15786 + 24525 = 40311 votes 24525


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
15002 Current Rating: 15002 + 16326 = 31328 votesCurrent Rating: 15002 + 16326 = 31328 votes 16326

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
10157 Current Rating: 10157 + 8947 = 19104 votesCurrent Rating: 10157 + 8947 = 19104 votes 8947

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
11521 Current Rating: 11521 + 10912 = 22433 votesCurrent Rating: 11521 + 10912 = 22433 votes 10912

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
11095 Current Rating: 11095 + 13320 = 24415 votesCurrent Rating: 11095 + 13320 = 24415 votes 13320

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
11758 Current Rating: 11758 + 12408 = 24166 votesCurrent Rating: 11758 + 12408 = 24166 votes 12408

[34] 24: If I die ...
9585 Current Rating: 9585 + 8539 = 18124 votesCurrent Rating: 9585 + 8539 = 18124 votes 8539

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
12913 Current Rating: 12913 + 12273 = 25186 votesCurrent Rating: 12913 + 12273 = 25186 votes 12273

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
14765 Current Rating: 14765 + 14548 = 29313 votesCurrent Rating: 14765 + 14548 = 29313 votes 14548

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
11694 Current Rating: 11694 + 11788 = 23482 votesCurrent Rating: 11694 + 11788 = 23482 votes 11788

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
11244 Current Rating: 11244 + 11219 = 22463 votesCurrent Rating: 11244 + 11219 = 22463 votes 11219

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
12031 Current Rating: 12031 + 11325 = 23356 votesCurrent Rating: 12031 + 11325 = 23356 votes 11325

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
10965 Current Rating: 10965 + 10237 = 21202 votesCurrent Rating: 10965 + 10237 = 21202 votes 10237

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
22144 Current Rating: 22144 + 22878 = 45022 votesCurrent Rating: 22144 + 22878 = 45022 votes 22878

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
10970 Current Rating: 10970 + 9643 = 20613 votesCurrent Rating: 10970 + 9643 = 20613 votes 9643

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
9978 Current Rating: 9978 + 9215 = 19193 votesCurrent Rating: 9978 + 9215 = 19193 votes 9215

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
12333 Current Rating: 12333 + 12495 = 24828 votesCurrent Rating: 12333 + 12495 = 24828 votes 12495

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
10307 Current Rating: 10307 + 9122 = 19429 votesCurrent Rating: 10307 + 9122 = 19429 votes 9122

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
12630 Current Rating: 12630 + 12440 = 25070 votesCurrent Rating: 12630 + 12440 = 25070 votes 12440

[21] 6: After your bath ...
16316 Current Rating: 16316 + 16907 = 33223 votesCurrent Rating: 16316 + 16907 = 33223 votes 16907

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
10855 Current Rating: 10855 + 10532 = 21387 votesCurrent Rating: 10855 + 10532 = 21387 votes 10532

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
13689 Current Rating: 13689 + 15073 = 28762 votesCurrent Rating: 13689 + 15073 = 28762 votes 15073


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
9490 Current Rating: 9490 + 8372 = 17862 votesCurrent Rating: 9490 + 8372 = 17862 votes 8372

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
13014 Current Rating: 13014 + 12711 = 25725 votesCurrent Rating: 13014 + 12711 = 25725 votes 12711

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
10260 Current Rating: 10260 + 10001 = 20261 votesCurrent Rating: 10260 + 10001 = 20261 votes 10001

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
12427 Current Rating: 12427 + 12331 = 24758 votesCurrent Rating: 12427 + 12331 = 24758 votes 12331

[14] 24: Mom, I don’t want you to
14338 Current Rating: 14338 + 14111 = 28449 votesCurrent Rating: 14338 + 14111 = 28449 votes 14111

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
84849 Current Rating: 84849 + 91110 = 175959 votesCurrent Rating: 84849 + 91110 = 175959 votes 91110

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
14383 Current Rating: 14383 + 14712 = 29095 votesCurrent Rating: 14383 + 14712 = 29095 votes 14712

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
17203 Current Rating: 17203 + 17093 = 34296 votesCurrent Rating: 17203 + 17093 = 34296 votes 17093

[10] 18: What would happen ...
12217 Current Rating: 12217 + 11274 = 23491 votesCurrent Rating: 12217 + 11274 = 23491 votes 11274

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
15512 Current Rating: 15512 + 17439 = 32951 votesCurrent Rating: 15512 + 17439 = 32951 votes 17439

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
12269 Current Rating: 12269 + 11149 = 23418 votesCurrent Rating: 12269 + 11149 = 23418 votes 11149

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
11121 Current Rating: 11121 + 10034 = 21155 votesCurrent Rating: 11121 + 10034 = 21155 votes 10034

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
17863 Current Rating: 17863 + 18953 = 36816 votesCurrent Rating: 17863 + 18953 = 36816 votes 18953

[5] 9: I have great news ...
10831 Current Rating: 10831 + 9588 = 20419 votesCurrent Rating: 10831 + 9588 = 20419 votes 9588

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
14651 Current Rating: 14651 + 16269 = 30920 votesCurrent Rating: 14651 + 16269 = 30920 votes 16269

[3] 5: Sorry, I can’t come into work today
15386 Current Rating: 15386 + 14870 = 30256 votesCurrent Rating: 15386 + 14870 = 30256 votes 14870

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
62306 Current Rating: 62306 + 64304 = 126610 votesCurrent Rating: 62306 + 64304 = 126610 votes 64304

[1] 2: Why so down ...
373622 Current Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votesCurrent Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votes 411850







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