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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
14062 Current Rating: 14062 + 16845 = 30907 votesCurrent Rating: 14062 + 16845 = 30907 votes 16845

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
4796 Current Rating: 4796 + 4087 = 8883 votesCurrent Rating: 4796 + 4087 = 8883 votes 4087

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
5924 Current Rating: 5924 + 5136 = 11060 votesCurrent Rating: 5924 + 5136 = 11060 votes 5136

[126] 14: Oh No! Whatís happened?
5532 Current Rating: 5532 + 4733 = 10265 votesCurrent Rating: 5532 + 4733 = 10265 votes 4733

[125] 11: Youíve asked our daughter to marry you
4898 Current Rating: 4898 + 4345 = 9243 votesCurrent Rating: 4898 + 4345 = 9243 votes 4345

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
5342 Current Rating: 5342 + 4651 = 9993 votesCurrent Rating: 5342 + 4651 = 9993 votes 4651

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
4793 Current Rating: 4793 + 4057 = 8850 votesCurrent Rating: 4793 + 4057 = 8850 votes 4057

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
5329 Current Rating: 5329 + 4572 = 9901 votesCurrent Rating: 5329 + 4572 = 9901 votes 4572

[121] 7: What is it now?
5580 Current Rating: 5580 + 5009 = 10589 votesCurrent Rating: 5580 + 5009 = 10589 votes 5009

[120] 3: Come back to my place
4732 Current Rating: 4732 + 4101 = 8833 votesCurrent Rating: 4732 + 4101 = 8833 votes 4101

[119] 2: Morning
5065 Current Rating: 5065 + 4249 = 9314 votesCurrent Rating: 5065 + 4249 = 9314 votes 4249

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
5816 Current Rating: 5816 + 5557 = 11373 votesCurrent Rating: 5816 + 5557 = 11373 votes 5557


Nov 2009
[117] 26: Iíve got bad news
4834 Current Rating: 4834 + 4316 = 9150 votesCurrent Rating: 4834 + 4316 = 9150 votes 4316

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
5336 Current Rating: 5336 + 5117 = 10453 votesCurrent Rating: 5336 + 5117 = 10453 votes 5117

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
5280 Current Rating: 5280 + 4732 = 10012 votesCurrent Rating: 5280 + 4732 = 10012 votes 4732

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
4672 Current Rating: 4672 + 4398 = 9070 votesCurrent Rating: 4672 + 4398 = 9070 votes 4398

[113] 20: My friend over there
5899 Current Rating: 5899 + 5092 = 10991 votesCurrent Rating: 5899 + 5092 = 10991 votes 5092

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
5529 Current Rating: 5529 + 4784 = 10313 votesCurrent Rating: 5529 + 4784 = 10313 votes 4784

[111] 18: I like my job more
6480 Current Rating: 6480 + 5942 = 12422 votesCurrent Rating: 6480 + 5942 = 12422 votes 5942

[110] 17: Grandmaís got a prawn
5382 Current Rating: 5382 + 4712 = 10094 votesCurrent Rating: 5382 + 4712 = 10094 votes 4712

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
5640 Current Rating: 5640 + 4984 = 10624 votesCurrent Rating: 5640 + 4984 = 10624 votes 4984

[108] 13: When we get married
8975 Current Rating: 8975 + 8876 = 17851 votesCurrent Rating: 8975 + 8876 = 17851 votes 8876

[107] 12: A name for the baby
5747 Current Rating: 5747 + 4772 = 10519 votesCurrent Rating: 5747 + 4772 = 10519 votes 4772

[106] 11: Would you have married me
11147 Current Rating: 11147 + 11333 = 22480 votesCurrent Rating: 11147 + 11333 = 22480 votes 11333

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
5364 Current Rating: 5364 + 4803 = 10167 votesCurrent Rating: 5364 + 4803 = 10167 votes 4803

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
5672 Current Rating: 5672 + 5110 = 10782 votesCurrent Rating: 5672 + 5110 = 10782 votes 5110

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
6472 Current Rating: 6472 + 5466 = 11938 votesCurrent Rating: 6472 + 5466 = 11938 votes 5466

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
6138 Current Rating: 6138 + 5466 = 11604 votesCurrent Rating: 6138 + 5466 = 11604 votes 5466

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
5395 Current Rating: 5395 + 4877 = 10272 votesCurrent Rating: 5395 + 4877 = 10272 votes 4877

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
7469 Current Rating: 7469 + 8107 = 15576 votesCurrent Rating: 7469 + 8107 = 15576 votes 8107


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
4504 Current Rating: 4504 + 3686 = 8190 votesCurrent Rating: 4504 + 3686 = 8190 votes 3686

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
4564 Current Rating: 4564 + 3853 = 8417 votesCurrent Rating: 4564 + 3853 = 8417 votes 3853

[97] 28: You are getting fat
6260 Current Rating: 6260 + 6124 = 12384 votesCurrent Rating: 6260 + 6124 = 12384 votes 6124

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
4735 Current Rating: 4735 + 4122 = 8857 votesCurrent Rating: 4735 + 4122 = 8857 votes 4122

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
6233 Current Rating: 6233 + 5421 = 11654 votesCurrent Rating: 6233 + 5421 = 11654 votes 5421

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
4564 Current Rating: 4564 + 4051 = 8615 votesCurrent Rating: 4564 + 4051 = 8615 votes 4051

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
5422 Current Rating: 5422 + 4551 = 9973 votesCurrent Rating: 5422 + 4551 = 9973 votes 4551

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
5157 Current Rating: 5157 + 4209 = 9366 votesCurrent Rating: 5157 + 4209 = 9366 votes 4209

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
6259 Current Rating: 6259 + 5215 = 11474 votesCurrent Rating: 6259 + 5215 = 11474 votes 5215

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
4578 Current Rating: 4578 + 3675 = 8253 votesCurrent Rating: 4578 + 3675 = 8253 votes 3675

[89] 16: I just canít log in
5132 Current Rating: 5132 + 4505 = 9637 votesCurrent Rating: 5132 + 4505 = 9637 votes 4505

[88] 15: Itís so sweet
4617 Current Rating: 4617 + 4244 = 8861 votesCurrent Rating: 4617 + 4244 = 8861 votes 4244

[87] 14: What are you doing?
5244 Current Rating: 5244 + 4177 = 9421 votesCurrent Rating: 5244 + 4177 = 9421 votes 4177

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
5679 Current Rating: 5679 + 4770 = 10449 votesCurrent Rating: 5679 + 4770 = 10449 votes 4770

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
5649 Current Rating: 5649 + 5005 = 10654 votesCurrent Rating: 5649 + 5005 = 10654 votes 5005

[84] 9: Youíre so much more frisky these days
5392 Current Rating: 5392 + 4566 = 9958 votesCurrent Rating: 5392 + 4566 = 9958 votes 4566

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
4606 Current Rating: 4606 + 3697 = 8303 votesCurrent Rating: 4606 + 3697 = 8303 votes 3697

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
5995 Current Rating: 5995 + 5242 = 11237 votesCurrent Rating: 5995 + 5242 = 11237 votes 5242

[81] 6: Whatís your wifeís name
4997 Current Rating: 4997 + 4086 = 9083 votesCurrent Rating: 4997 + 4086 = 9083 votes 4086

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
5340 Current Rating: 5340 + 4250 = 9590 votesCurrent Rating: 5340 + 4250 = 9590 votes 4250

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
5231 Current Rating: 5231 + 4220 = 9451 votesCurrent Rating: 5231 + 4220 = 9451 votes 4220

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
5173 Current Rating: 5173 + 4429 = 9602 votesCurrent Rating: 5173 + 4429 = 9602 votes 4429


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
5286 Current Rating: 5286 + 4374 = 9660 votesCurrent Rating: 5286 + 4374 = 9660 votes 4374

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
4824 Current Rating: 4824 + 3910 = 8734 votesCurrent Rating: 4824 + 3910 = 8734 votes 3910

[75] 28: Hi Mom, Iím home
5273 Current Rating: 5273 + 4277 = 9550 votesCurrent Rating: 5273 + 4277 = 9550 votes 4277

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
6643 Current Rating: 6643 + 5996 = 12639 votesCurrent Rating: 6643 + 5996 = 12639 votes 5996

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
5926 Current Rating: 5926 + 4933 = 10859 votesCurrent Rating: 5926 + 4933 = 10859 votes 4933

[72] 22: Dad, why are Momís feet
5428 Current Rating: 5428 + 4594 = 10022 votesCurrent Rating: 5428 + 4594 = 10022 votes 4594

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
5537 Current Rating: 5537 + 4916 = 10453 votesCurrent Rating: 5537 + 4916 = 10453 votes 4916

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
5221 Current Rating: 5221 + 4695 = 9916 votesCurrent Rating: 5221 + 4695 = 9916 votes 4695

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
5461 Current Rating: 5461 + 4659 = 10120 votesCurrent Rating: 5461 + 4659 = 10120 votes 4659

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
5455 Current Rating: 5455 + 4789 = 10244 votesCurrent Rating: 5455 + 4789 = 10244 votes 4789

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
6051 Current Rating: 6051 + 5109 = 11160 votesCurrent Rating: 6051 + 5109 = 11160 votes 5109

[66] 14: I came home early ...
5529 Current Rating: 5529 + 4711 = 10240 votesCurrent Rating: 5529 + 4711 = 10240 votes 4711

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
5641 Current Rating: 5641 + 5000 = 10641 votesCurrent Rating: 5641 + 5000 = 10641 votes 5000

[64] 10: Iím horny
5442 Current Rating: 5442 + 4762 = 10204 votesCurrent Rating: 5442 + 4762 = 10204 votes 4762

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
14411 Current Rating: 14411 + 16024 = 30435 votesCurrent Rating: 14411 + 16024 = 30435 votes 16024

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
5048 Current Rating: 5048 + 4210 = 9258 votesCurrent Rating: 5048 + 4210 = 9258 votes 4210

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
5337 Current Rating: 5337 + 4528 = 9865 votesCurrent Rating: 5337 + 4528 = 9865 votes 4528

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
4722 Current Rating: 4722 + 3767 = 8489 votesCurrent Rating: 4722 + 3767 = 8489 votes 3767


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
4360 Current Rating: 4360 + 3569 = 7929 votesCurrent Rating: 4360 + 3569 = 7929 votes 3569

[58] 28: Iíve got a huge problem
5790 Current Rating: 5790 + 5071 = 10861 votesCurrent Rating: 5790 + 5071 = 10861 votes 5071

[57] 27: Iím not going to America any more
9019 Current Rating: 9019 + 8268 = 17287 votesCurrent Rating: 9019 + 8268 = 17287 votes 8268

[56] 26: I donít understand my wife
5445 Current Rating: 5445 + 4700 = 10145 votesCurrent Rating: 5445 + 4700 = 10145 votes 4700

[55] 25: I havenít seen you in ages
5664 Current Rating: 5664 + 6082 = 11746 votesCurrent Rating: 5664 + 6082 = 11746 votes 6082

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
5450 Current Rating: 5450 + 5586 = 11036 votesCurrent Rating: 5450 + 5586 = 11036 votes 5586

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
4687 Current Rating: 4687 + 3675 = 8362 votesCurrent Rating: 4687 + 3675 = 8362 votes 3675

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
4843 Current Rating: 4843 + 4110 = 8953 votesCurrent Rating: 4843 + 4110 = 8953 votes 4110

[51] 19: Whatís the matter with you?
5745 Current Rating: 5745 + 4971 = 10716 votesCurrent Rating: 5745 + 4971 = 10716 votes 4971

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
5198 Current Rating: 5198 + 4696 = 9894 votesCurrent Rating: 5198 + 4696 = 9894 votes 4696

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
5330 Current Rating: 5330 + 4542 = 9872 votesCurrent Rating: 5330 + 4542 = 9872 votes 4542

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
4751 Current Rating: 4751 + 4861 = 9612 votesCurrent Rating: 4751 + 4861 = 9612 votes 4861

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
5568 Current Rating: 5568 + 4644 = 10212 votesCurrent Rating: 5568 + 4644 = 10212 votes 4644

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
4991 Current Rating: 4991 + 4284 = 9275 votesCurrent Rating: 4991 + 4284 = 9275 votes 4284

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
5740 Current Rating: 5740 + 5423 = 11163 votesCurrent Rating: 5740 + 5423 = 11163 votes 5423

[44] 7: What those men said ...
5180 Current Rating: 5180 + 4861 = 10041 votesCurrent Rating: 5180 + 4861 = 10041 votes 4861

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
5372 Current Rating: 5372 + 7294 = 12666 votesCurrent Rating: 5372 + 7294 = 12666 votes 7294

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
5286 Current Rating: 5286 + 4362 = 9648 votesCurrent Rating: 5286 + 4362 = 9648 votes 4362

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
62735 Current Rating: 62735 + 69715 = 132450 votesCurrent Rating: 62735 + 69715 = 132450 votes 69715

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
7760 Current Rating: 7760 + 9582 = 17342 votesCurrent Rating: 7760 + 9582 = 17342 votes 9582


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
9467 Current Rating: 9467 + 10972 = 20439 votesCurrent Rating: 9467 + 10972 = 20439 votes 10972

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
5671 Current Rating: 5671 + 4621 = 10292 votesCurrent Rating: 5671 + 4621 = 10292 votes 4621

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
6192 Current Rating: 6192 + 5816 = 12008 votesCurrent Rating: 6192 + 5816 = 12008 votes 5816

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
6884 Current Rating: 6884 + 8524 = 15408 votesCurrent Rating: 6884 + 8524 = 15408 votes 8524

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
6627 Current Rating: 6627 + 7112 = 13739 votesCurrent Rating: 6627 + 7112 = 13739 votes 7112

[34] 24: If I die ...
5200 Current Rating: 5200 + 4552 = 9752 votesCurrent Rating: 5200 + 4552 = 9752 votes 4552

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
6551 Current Rating: 6551 + 5949 = 12500 votesCurrent Rating: 6551 + 5949 = 12500 votes 5949

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
6482 Current Rating: 6482 + 5600 = 12082 votesCurrent Rating: 6482 + 5600 = 12082 votes 5600

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
5089 Current Rating: 5089 + 4885 = 9974 votesCurrent Rating: 5089 + 4885 = 9974 votes 4885

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
6192 Current Rating: 6192 + 6061 = 12253 votesCurrent Rating: 6192 + 6061 = 12253 votes 6061

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
6534 Current Rating: 6534 + 6132 = 12666 votesCurrent Rating: 6534 + 6132 = 12666 votes 6132

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
4902 Current Rating: 4902 + 4970 = 9872 votesCurrent Rating: 4902 + 4970 = 9872 votes 4970

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
5837 Current Rating: 5837 + 5539 = 11376 votesCurrent Rating: 5837 + 5539 = 11376 votes 5539

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
4640 Current Rating: 4640 + 4149 = 8789 votesCurrent Rating: 4640 + 4149 = 8789 votes 4149

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
5221 Current Rating: 5221 + 5047 = 10268 votesCurrent Rating: 5221 + 5047 = 10268 votes 5047

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
5818 Current Rating: 5818 + 5282 = 11100 votesCurrent Rating: 5818 + 5282 = 11100 votes 5282

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
4219 Current Rating: 4219 + 3783 = 8002 votesCurrent Rating: 4219 + 3783 = 8002 votes 3783

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
5688 Current Rating: 5688 + 5370 = 11058 votesCurrent Rating: 5688 + 5370 = 11058 votes 5370

[21] 6: After your bath ...
7506 Current Rating: 7506 + 7799 = 15305 votesCurrent Rating: 7506 + 7799 = 15305 votes 7799

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
5422 Current Rating: 5422 + 4734 = 10156 votesCurrent Rating: 5422 + 4734 = 10156 votes 4734

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
6062 Current Rating: 6062 + 5533 = 11595 votesCurrent Rating: 6062 + 5533 = 11595 votes 5533


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
5253 Current Rating: 5253 + 4379 = 9632 votesCurrent Rating: 5253 + 4379 = 9632 votes 4379

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
6219 Current Rating: 6219 + 5817 = 12036 votesCurrent Rating: 6219 + 5817 = 12036 votes 5817

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
5543 Current Rating: 5543 + 5377 = 10920 votesCurrent Rating: 5543 + 5377 = 10920 votes 5377

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
6030 Current Rating: 6030 + 6011 = 12041 votesCurrent Rating: 6030 + 6011 = 12041 votes 6011

[14] 24: Mom, I donít want you to
5386 Current Rating: 5386 + 5048 = 10434 votesCurrent Rating: 5386 + 5048 = 10434 votes 5048

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
8322 Current Rating: 8322 + 8642 = 16964 votesCurrent Rating: 8322 + 8642 = 16964 votes 8642

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
7247 Current Rating: 7247 + 7856 = 15103 votesCurrent Rating: 7247 + 7856 = 15103 votes 7856

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
6085 Current Rating: 6085 + 5798 = 11883 votesCurrent Rating: 6085 + 5798 = 11883 votes 5798

[10] 18: What would happen ...
4611 Current Rating: 4611 + 4191 = 8802 votesCurrent Rating: 4611 + 4191 = 8802 votes 4191

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
5542 Current Rating: 5542 + 6348 = 11890 votesCurrent Rating: 5542 + 6348 = 11890 votes 6348

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
5514 Current Rating: 5514 + 4796 = 10310 votesCurrent Rating: 5514 + 4796 = 10310 votes 4796

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
5884 Current Rating: 5884 + 5074 = 10958 votesCurrent Rating: 5884 + 5074 = 10958 votes 5074

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
6119 Current Rating: 6119 + 5734 = 11853 votesCurrent Rating: 6119 + 5734 = 11853 votes 5734

[5] 9: I have great news ...
5167 Current Rating: 5167 + 4567 = 9734 votesCurrent Rating: 5167 + 4567 = 9734 votes 4567

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
5742 Current Rating: 5742 + 7478 = 13220 votesCurrent Rating: 5742 + 7478 = 13220 votes 7478

[3] 5: Sorry, I canít come into work today
7576 Current Rating: 7576 + 6573 = 14149 votesCurrent Rating: 7576 + 6573 = 14149 votes 6573

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
15442 Current Rating: 15442 + 17576 = 33018 votesCurrent Rating: 15442 + 17576 = 33018 votes 17576

[1] 2: Why so down ...
13857 Current Rating: 13857 + 15457 = 29314 votesCurrent Rating: 13857 + 15457 = 29314 votes 15457







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