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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
73257 Current Rating: 73257 + 73914 = 147171 votesCurrent Rating: 73257 + 73914 = 147171 votes 73914

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
69196 Current Rating: 69196 + 68907 = 138103 votesCurrent Rating: 69196 + 68907 = 138103 votes 68907

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
54435 Current Rating: 54435 + 51392 = 105827 votesCurrent Rating: 54435 + 51392 = 105827 votes 51392

[126] 14: Oh No! What’s happened?
83086 Current Rating: 83086 + 83175 = 166261 votesCurrent Rating: 83086 + 83175 = 166261 votes 83175

[125] 11: You’ve asked our daughter to marry you
34347 Current Rating: 34347 + 33508 = 67855 votesCurrent Rating: 34347 + 33508 = 67855 votes 33508

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
27223 Current Rating: 27223 + 25991 = 53214 votesCurrent Rating: 27223 + 25991 = 53214 votes 25991

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
32775 Current Rating: 32775 + 31214 = 63989 votesCurrent Rating: 32775 + 31214 = 63989 votes 31214

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
56258 Current Rating: 56258 + 55052 = 111310 votesCurrent Rating: 56258 + 55052 = 111310 votes 55052

[121] 7: What is it now?
49267 Current Rating: 49267 + 43656 = 92923 votesCurrent Rating: 49267 + 43656 = 92923 votes 43656

[120] 3: Come back to my place
23824 Current Rating: 23824 + 20481 = 44305 votesCurrent Rating: 23824 + 20481 = 44305 votes 20481

[119] 2: Morning
36272 Current Rating: 36272 + 33576 = 69848 votesCurrent Rating: 36272 + 33576 = 69848 votes 33576

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
15708 Current Rating: 15708 + 15216 = 30924 votesCurrent Rating: 15708 + 15216 = 30924 votes 15216


Nov 2009
[117] 26: I’ve got bad news
18420 Current Rating: 18420 + 15782 = 34202 votesCurrent Rating: 18420 + 15782 = 34202 votes 15782

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
49740 Current Rating: 49740 + 48534 = 98274 votesCurrent Rating: 49740 + 48534 = 98274 votes 48534

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
18268 Current Rating: 18268 + 16838 = 35106 votesCurrent Rating: 18268 + 16838 = 35106 votes 16838

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
76498 Current Rating: 76498 + 73726 = 150224 votesCurrent Rating: 76498 + 73726 = 150224 votes 73726

[113] 20: My friend over there
32867 Current Rating: 32867 + 31216 = 64083 votesCurrent Rating: 32867 + 31216 = 64083 votes 31216

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
59373 Current Rating: 59373 + 57790 = 117163 votesCurrent Rating: 59373 + 57790 = 117163 votes 57790

[111] 18: I like my job more
72942 Current Rating: 72942 + 70187 = 143129 votesCurrent Rating: 72942 + 70187 = 143129 votes 70187

[110] 17: Grandma’s got a prawn
37206 Current Rating: 37206 + 32706 = 69912 votesCurrent Rating: 37206 + 32706 = 69912 votes 32706

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
47227 Current Rating: 47227 + 41520 = 88747 votesCurrent Rating: 47227 + 41520 = 88747 votes 41520

[108] 13: When we get married
69353 Current Rating: 69353 + 67176 = 136529 votesCurrent Rating: 69353 + 67176 = 136529 votes 67176

[107] 12: A name for the baby
33113 Current Rating: 33113 + 27052 = 60165 votesCurrent Rating: 33113 + 27052 = 60165 votes 27052

[106] 11: Would you have married me
80915 Current Rating: 80915 + 79735 = 160650 votesCurrent Rating: 80915 + 79735 = 160650 votes 79735

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
40719 Current Rating: 40719 + 38990 = 79709 votesCurrent Rating: 40719 + 38990 = 79709 votes 38990

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
38307 Current Rating: 38307 + 37194 = 75501 votesCurrent Rating: 38307 + 37194 = 75501 votes 37194

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
32318 Current Rating: 32318 + 31071 = 63389 votesCurrent Rating: 32318 + 31071 = 63389 votes 31071

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
78892 Current Rating: 78892 + 77645 = 156537 votesCurrent Rating: 78892 + 77645 = 156537 votes 77645

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
56855 Current Rating: 56855 + 55518 = 112373 votesCurrent Rating: 56855 + 55518 = 112373 votes 55518

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
59119 Current Rating: 59119 + 59392 = 118511 votesCurrent Rating: 59119 + 59392 = 118511 votes 59392


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
30626 Current Rating: 30626 + 29088 = 59714 votesCurrent Rating: 30626 + 29088 = 59714 votes 29088

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
75347 Current Rating: 75347 + 71461 = 146808 votesCurrent Rating: 75347 + 71461 = 146808 votes 71461

[97] 28: You are getting fat
46884 Current Rating: 46884 + 44290 = 91174 votesCurrent Rating: 46884 + 44290 = 91174 votes 44290

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
54964 Current Rating: 54964 + 53023 = 107987 votesCurrent Rating: 54964 + 53023 = 107987 votes 53023

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
25757 Current Rating: 25757 + 24878 = 50635 votesCurrent Rating: 25757 + 24878 = 50635 votes 24878

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
28957 Current Rating: 28957 + 27550 = 56507 votesCurrent Rating: 28957 + 27550 = 56507 votes 27550

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
80482 Current Rating: 80482 + 79654 = 160136 votesCurrent Rating: 80482 + 79654 = 160136 votes 79654

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
33758 Current Rating: 33758 + 27375 = 61133 votesCurrent Rating: 33758 + 27375 = 61133 votes 27375

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
41137 Current Rating: 41137 + 38912 = 80049 votesCurrent Rating: 41137 + 38912 = 80049 votes 38912

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
66983 Current Rating: 66983 + 64789 = 131772 votesCurrent Rating: 66983 + 64789 = 131772 votes 64789

[89] 16: I just can’t log in
62991 Current Rating: 62991 + 61698 = 124689 votesCurrent Rating: 62991 + 61698 = 124689 votes 61698

[88] 15: It’s so sweet
48009 Current Rating: 48009 + 45517 = 93526 votesCurrent Rating: 48009 + 45517 = 93526 votes 45517

[87] 14: What are you doing?
82341 Current Rating: 82341 + 80812 = 163153 votesCurrent Rating: 82341 + 80812 = 163153 votes 80812

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
51821 Current Rating: 51821 + 50772 = 102593 votesCurrent Rating: 51821 + 50772 = 102593 votes 50772

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
50086 Current Rating: 50086 + 48334 = 98420 votesCurrent Rating: 50086 + 48334 = 98420 votes 48334

[84] 9: You’re so much more frisky these days
67694 Current Rating: 67694 + 65913 = 133607 votesCurrent Rating: 67694 + 65913 = 133607 votes 65913

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
42123 Current Rating: 42123 + 39601 = 81724 votesCurrent Rating: 42123 + 39601 = 81724 votes 39601

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
103161 Current Rating: 103161 + 101717 = 204878 votesCurrent Rating: 103161 + 101717 = 204878 votes 101717

[81] 6: What’s your wife’s name
72674 Current Rating: 72674 + 70945 = 143619 votesCurrent Rating: 72674 + 70945 = 143619 votes 70945

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
46976 Current Rating: 46976 + 44098 = 91074 votesCurrent Rating: 46976 + 44098 = 91074 votes 44098

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
67591 Current Rating: 67591 + 65153 = 132744 votesCurrent Rating: 67591 + 65153 = 132744 votes 65153

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
72871 Current Rating: 72871 + 71184 = 144055 votesCurrent Rating: 72871 + 71184 = 144055 votes 71184


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
50393 Current Rating: 50393 + 45305 = 95698 votesCurrent Rating: 50393 + 45305 = 95698 votes 45305

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
38396 Current Rating: 38396 + 36667 = 75063 votesCurrent Rating: 38396 + 36667 = 75063 votes 36667

[75] 28: Hi Mom, I’m home
70648 Current Rating: 70648 + 68846 = 139494 votesCurrent Rating: 70648 + 68846 = 139494 votes 68846

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
76626 Current Rating: 76626 + 75877 = 152503 votesCurrent Rating: 76626 + 75877 = 152503 votes 75877

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
80146 Current Rating: 80146 + 78245 = 158391 votesCurrent Rating: 80146 + 78245 = 158391 votes 78245

[72] 22: Dad, why are Mom’s feet
61367 Current Rating: 61367 + 59737 = 121104 votesCurrent Rating: 61367 + 59737 = 121104 votes 59737

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
57059 Current Rating: 57059 + 54932 = 111991 votesCurrent Rating: 57059 + 54932 = 111991 votes 54932

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
58209 Current Rating: 58209 + 57486 = 115695 votesCurrent Rating: 58209 + 57486 = 115695 votes 57486

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
35682 Current Rating: 35682 + 34481 = 70163 votesCurrent Rating: 35682 + 34481 = 70163 votes 34481

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
104425 Current Rating: 104425 + 107479 = 211904 votesCurrent Rating: 104425 + 107479 = 211904 votes 107479

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
41381 Current Rating: 41381 + 37528 = 78909 votesCurrent Rating: 41381 + 37528 = 78909 votes 37528

[66] 14: I came home early ...
19621 Current Rating: 19621 + 18168 = 37789 votesCurrent Rating: 19621 + 18168 = 37789 votes 18168

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
20451 Current Rating: 20451 + 19251 = 39702 votesCurrent Rating: 20451 + 19251 = 39702 votes 19251

[64] 10: I’m horny
78595 Current Rating: 78595 + 77910 = 156505 votesCurrent Rating: 78595 + 77910 = 156505 votes 77910

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
74921 Current Rating: 74921 + 75114 = 150035 votesCurrent Rating: 74921 + 75114 = 150035 votes 75114

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
44123 Current Rating: 44123 + 41992 = 86115 votesCurrent Rating: 44123 + 41992 = 86115 votes 41992

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
49953 Current Rating: 49953 + 48316 = 98269 votesCurrent Rating: 49953 + 48316 = 98269 votes 48316

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
35859 Current Rating: 35859 + 33712 = 69571 votesCurrent Rating: 35859 + 33712 = 69571 votes 33712


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
48571 Current Rating: 48571 + 47386 = 95957 votesCurrent Rating: 48571 + 47386 = 95957 votes 47386

[58] 28: I’ve got a huge problem
35027 Current Rating: 35027 + 33674 = 68701 votesCurrent Rating: 35027 + 33674 = 68701 votes 33674

[57] 27: I’m not going to America any more
97488 Current Rating: 97488 + 97092 = 194580 votesCurrent Rating: 97488 + 97092 = 194580 votes 97092

[56] 26: I don’t understand my wife
74889 Current Rating: 74889 + 73839 = 148728 votesCurrent Rating: 74889 + 73839 = 148728 votes 73839

[55] 25: I haven’t seen you in ages
88109 Current Rating: 88109 + 87528 = 175637 votesCurrent Rating: 88109 + 87528 = 175637 votes 87528

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
19610 Current Rating: 19610 + 21709 = 41319 votesCurrent Rating: 19610 + 21709 = 41319 votes 21709

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
84718 Current Rating: 84718 + 82526 = 167244 votesCurrent Rating: 84718 + 82526 = 167244 votes 82526

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
16604 Current Rating: 16604 + 14764 = 31368 votesCurrent Rating: 16604 + 14764 = 31368 votes 14764

[51] 19: What’s the matter with you?
29948 Current Rating: 29948 + 28563 = 58511 votesCurrent Rating: 29948 + 28563 = 58511 votes 28563

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
40804 Current Rating: 40804 + 39213 = 80017 votesCurrent Rating: 40804 + 39213 = 80017 votes 39213

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
35056 Current Rating: 35056 + 33077 = 68133 votesCurrent Rating: 35056 + 33077 = 68133 votes 33077

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
33794 Current Rating: 33794 + 31938 = 65732 votesCurrent Rating: 33794 + 31938 = 65732 votes 31938

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
79740 Current Rating: 79740 + 79276 = 159016 votesCurrent Rating: 79740 + 79276 = 159016 votes 79276

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
25521 Current Rating: 25521 + 23618 = 49139 votesCurrent Rating: 25521 + 23618 = 49139 votes 23618

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
48381 Current Rating: 48381 + 47456 = 95837 votesCurrent Rating: 48381 + 47456 = 95837 votes 47456

[44] 7: What those men said ...
22739 Current Rating: 22739 + 21907 = 44646 votesCurrent Rating: 22739 + 21907 = 44646 votes 21907

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
13186 Current Rating: 13186 + 14179 = 27365 votesCurrent Rating: 13186 + 14179 = 27365 votes 14179

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
36627 Current Rating: 36627 + 35068 = 71695 votesCurrent Rating: 36627 + 35068 = 71695 votes 35068

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
164023 Current Rating: 164023 + 168704 = 332727 votesCurrent Rating: 164023 + 168704 = 332727 votes 168704

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
129324 Current Rating: 129324 + 140097 = 269421 votesCurrent Rating: 129324 + 140097 = 269421 votes 140097


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
78250 Current Rating: 78250 + 79359 = 157609 votesCurrent Rating: 78250 + 79359 = 157609 votes 79359

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
38067 Current Rating: 38067 + 34796 = 72863 votesCurrent Rating: 38067 + 34796 = 72863 votes 34796

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
80457 Current Rating: 80457 + 79842 = 160299 votesCurrent Rating: 80457 + 79842 = 160299 votes 79842

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
68631 Current Rating: 68631 + 67706 = 136337 votesCurrent Rating: 68631 + 67706 = 136337 votes 67706

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
52862 Current Rating: 52862 + 53019 = 105881 votesCurrent Rating: 52862 + 53019 = 105881 votes 53019

[34] 24: If I die ...
49756 Current Rating: 49756 + 48496 = 98252 votesCurrent Rating: 49756 + 48496 = 98252 votes 48496

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
87514 Current Rating: 87514 + 86527 = 174041 votesCurrent Rating: 87514 + 86527 = 174041 votes 86527

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
46364 Current Rating: 46364 + 46614 = 92978 votesCurrent Rating: 46364 + 46614 = 92978 votes 46614

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
50285 Current Rating: 50285 + 48417 = 98702 votesCurrent Rating: 50285 + 48417 = 98702 votes 48417

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
20888 Current Rating: 20888 + 20169 = 41057 votesCurrent Rating: 20888 + 20169 = 41057 votes 20169

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
42251 Current Rating: 42251 + 40726 = 82977 votesCurrent Rating: 42251 + 40726 = 82977 votes 40726

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
47614 Current Rating: 47614 + 46197 = 93811 votesCurrent Rating: 47614 + 46197 = 93811 votes 46197

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
64760 Current Rating: 64760 + 64991 = 129751 votesCurrent Rating: 64760 + 64991 = 129751 votes 64991

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
131869 Current Rating: 131869 + 130610 = 262479 votesCurrent Rating: 131869 + 130610 = 262479 votes 130610

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
37118 Current Rating: 37118 + 35232 = 72350 votesCurrent Rating: 37118 + 35232 = 72350 votes 35232

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
75926 Current Rating: 75926 + 75439 = 151365 votesCurrent Rating: 75926 + 75439 = 151365 votes 75439

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
82277 Current Rating: 82277 + 81721 = 163998 votesCurrent Rating: 82277 + 81721 = 163998 votes 81721

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
31774 Current Rating: 31774 + 31711 = 63485 votesCurrent Rating: 31774 + 31711 = 63485 votes 31711

[21] 6: After your bath ...
71869 Current Rating: 71869 + 72404 = 144273 votesCurrent Rating: 71869 + 72404 = 144273 votes 72404

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
54322 Current Rating: 54322 + 54225 = 108547 votesCurrent Rating: 54322 + 54225 = 108547 votes 54225

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
43525 Current Rating: 43525 + 45812 = 89337 votesCurrent Rating: 43525 + 45812 = 89337 votes 45812


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
46650 Current Rating: 46650 + 45081 = 91731 votesCurrent Rating: 46650 + 45081 = 91731 votes 45081

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
54778 Current Rating: 54778 + 53782 = 108560 votesCurrent Rating: 54778 + 53782 = 108560 votes 53782

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
39022 Current Rating: 39022 + 38090 = 77112 votesCurrent Rating: 39022 + 38090 = 77112 votes 38090

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
58940 Current Rating: 58940 + 58273 = 117213 votesCurrent Rating: 58940 + 58273 = 117213 votes 58273

[14] 24: Mom, I don’t want you to
54222 Current Rating: 54222 + 53320 = 107542 votesCurrent Rating: 54222 + 53320 = 107542 votes 53320

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
166084 Current Rating: 166084 + 179322 = 345406 votesCurrent Rating: 166084 + 179322 = 345406 votes 179322

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
33153 Current Rating: 33153 + 32772 = 65925 votesCurrent Rating: 33153 + 32772 = 65925 votes 32772

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
81080 Current Rating: 81080 + 81123 = 162203 votesCurrent Rating: 81080 + 81123 = 162203 votes 81123

[10] 18: What would happen ...
72332 Current Rating: 72332 + 71641 = 143973 votesCurrent Rating: 72332 + 71641 = 143973 votes 71641

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
53507 Current Rating: 53507 + 55115 = 108622 votesCurrent Rating: 53507 + 55115 = 108622 votes 55115

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
39983 Current Rating: 39983 + 38497 = 78480 votesCurrent Rating: 39983 + 38497 = 78480 votes 38497

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
30153 Current Rating: 30153 + 29106 = 59259 votesCurrent Rating: 30153 + 29106 = 59259 votes 29106

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
39184 Current Rating: 39184 + 40077 = 79261 votesCurrent Rating: 39184 + 40077 = 79261 votes 40077

[5] 9: I have great news ...
15196 Current Rating: 15196 + 13648 = 28844 votesCurrent Rating: 15196 + 13648 = 28844 votes 13648

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
48320 Current Rating: 48320 + 47923 = 96243 votesCurrent Rating: 48320 + 47923 = 96243 votes 47923

[3] 5: Sorry, I can’t come into work today
118684 Current Rating: 118684 + 118726 = 237410 votesCurrent Rating: 118684 + 118726 = 237410 votes 118726

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
328498 Current Rating: 328498 + 330621 = 659119 votesCurrent Rating: 328498 + 330621 = 659119 votes 330621

[1] 2: Why so down ...
373622 Current Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votesCurrent Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votes 411850







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