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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
21351 Current Rating: 21351 + 22124 = 43475 votesCurrent Rating: 21351 + 22124 = 43475 votes 22124

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
23253 Current Rating: 23253 + 23783 = 47036 votesCurrent Rating: 23253 + 23783 = 47036 votes 23783

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
10573 Current Rating: 10573 + 10115 = 20688 votesCurrent Rating: 10573 + 10115 = 20688 votes 10115

[126] 14: Oh No! What’s happened?
12241 Current Rating: 12241 + 12177 = 24418 votesCurrent Rating: 12241 + 12177 = 24418 votes 12177

[125] 11: You’ve asked our daughter to marry you
10423 Current Rating: 10423 + 10405 = 20828 votesCurrent Rating: 10423 + 10405 = 20828 votes 10405

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
9368 Current Rating: 9368 + 8795 = 18163 votesCurrent Rating: 9368 + 8795 = 18163 votes 8795

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
9122 Current Rating: 9122 + 8666 = 17788 votesCurrent Rating: 9122 + 8666 = 17788 votes 8666

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
9359 Current Rating: 9359 + 8673 = 18032 votesCurrent Rating: 9359 + 8673 = 18032 votes 8673

[121] 7: What is it now?
10922 Current Rating: 10922 + 10505 = 21427 votesCurrent Rating: 10922 + 10505 = 21427 votes 10505

[120] 3: Come back to my place
8429 Current Rating: 8429 + 7921 = 16350 votesCurrent Rating: 8429 + 7921 = 16350 votes 7921

[119] 2: Morning
8720 Current Rating: 8720 + 7805 = 16525 votesCurrent Rating: 8720 + 7805 = 16525 votes 7805

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
10724 Current Rating: 10724 + 10906 = 21630 votesCurrent Rating: 10724 + 10906 = 21630 votes 10906


Nov 2009
[117] 26: I’ve got bad news
8414 Current Rating: 8414 + 8021 = 16435 votesCurrent Rating: 8414 + 8021 = 16435 votes 8021

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
9981 Current Rating: 9981 + 9683 = 19664 votesCurrent Rating: 9981 + 9683 = 19664 votes 9683

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
9946 Current Rating: 9946 + 9248 = 19194 votesCurrent Rating: 9946 + 9248 = 19194 votes 9248

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
21037 Current Rating: 21037 + 20175 = 41212 votesCurrent Rating: 21037 + 20175 = 41212 votes 20175

[113] 20: My friend over there
10126 Current Rating: 10126 + 9175 = 19301 votesCurrent Rating: 10126 + 9175 = 19301 votes 9175

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
9716 Current Rating: 9716 + 8766 = 18482 votesCurrent Rating: 9716 + 8766 = 18482 votes 8766

[111] 18: I like my job more
14607 Current Rating: 14607 + 12385 = 26992 votesCurrent Rating: 14607 + 12385 = 26992 votes 12385

[110] 17: Grandma’s got a prawn
20554 Current Rating: 20554 + 16658 = 37212 votesCurrent Rating: 20554 + 16658 = 37212 votes 16658

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
15464 Current Rating: 15464 + 11145 = 26609 votesCurrent Rating: 15464 + 11145 = 26609 votes 11145

[108] 13: When we get married
15550 Current Rating: 15550 + 13591 = 29141 votesCurrent Rating: 15550 + 13591 = 29141 votes 13591

[107] 12: A name for the baby
14565 Current Rating: 14565 + 9303 = 23868 votesCurrent Rating: 14565 + 9303 = 23868 votes 9303

[106] 11: Would you have married me
19076 Current Rating: 19076 + 17587 = 36663 votesCurrent Rating: 19076 + 17587 = 36663 votes 17587

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
9509 Current Rating: 9509 + 8925 = 18434 votesCurrent Rating: 9509 + 8925 = 18434 votes 8925

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
10555 Current Rating: 10555 + 9863 = 20418 votesCurrent Rating: 10555 + 9863 = 20418 votes 9863

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
10741 Current Rating: 10741 + 9945 = 20686 votesCurrent Rating: 10741 + 9945 = 20686 votes 9945

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
10571 Current Rating: 10571 + 10222 = 20793 votesCurrent Rating: 10571 + 10222 = 20793 votes 10222

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
10197 Current Rating: 10197 + 10024 = 20221 votesCurrent Rating: 10197 + 10024 = 20221 votes 10024

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
12278 Current Rating: 12278 + 13275 = 25553 votesCurrent Rating: 12278 + 13275 = 25553 votes 13275


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
8486 Current Rating: 8486 + 7684 = 16170 votesCurrent Rating: 8486 + 7684 = 16170 votes 7684

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
9078 Current Rating: 9078 + 8518 = 17596 votesCurrent Rating: 9078 + 8518 = 17596 votes 8518

[97] 28: You are getting fat
18194 Current Rating: 18194 + 17125 = 35319 votesCurrent Rating: 18194 + 17125 = 35319 votes 17125

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
8417 Current Rating: 8417 + 7787 = 16204 votesCurrent Rating: 8417 + 7787 = 16204 votes 7787

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
12690 Current Rating: 12690 + 12259 = 24949 votesCurrent Rating: 12690 + 12259 = 24949 votes 12259

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
7993 Current Rating: 7993 + 7456 = 15449 votesCurrent Rating: 7993 + 7456 = 15449 votes 7456

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
18647 Current Rating: 18647 + 19384 = 38031 votesCurrent Rating: 18647 + 19384 = 38031 votes 19384

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
9226 Current Rating: 9226 + 8803 = 18029 votesCurrent Rating: 9226 + 8803 = 18029 votes 8803

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
11973 Current Rating: 11973 + 10910 = 22883 votesCurrent Rating: 11973 + 10910 = 22883 votes 10910

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
8812 Current Rating: 8812 + 8108 = 16920 votesCurrent Rating: 8812 + 8108 = 16920 votes 8108

[89] 16: I just can’t log in
10452 Current Rating: 10452 + 10325 = 20777 votesCurrent Rating: 10452 + 10325 = 20777 votes 10325

[88] 15: It’s so sweet
8259 Current Rating: 8259 + 7926 = 16185 votesCurrent Rating: 8259 + 7926 = 16185 votes 7926

[87] 14: What are you doing?
8728 Current Rating: 8728 + 7740 = 16468 votesCurrent Rating: 8728 + 7740 = 16468 votes 7740

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
11364 Current Rating: 11364 + 10630 = 21994 votesCurrent Rating: 11364 + 10630 = 21994 votes 10630

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
9906 Current Rating: 9906 + 9367 = 19273 votesCurrent Rating: 9906 + 9367 = 19273 votes 9367

[84] 9: You’re so much more frisky these days
10410 Current Rating: 10410 + 9494 = 19904 votesCurrent Rating: 10410 + 9494 = 19904 votes 9494

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
8211 Current Rating: 8211 + 7437 = 15648 votesCurrent Rating: 8211 + 7437 = 15648 votes 7437

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
11420 Current Rating: 11420 + 10593 = 22013 votesCurrent Rating: 11420 + 10593 = 22013 votes 10593

[81] 6: What’s your wife’s name
9058 Current Rating: 9058 + 8207 = 17265 votesCurrent Rating: 9058 + 8207 = 17265 votes 8207

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
10195 Current Rating: 10195 + 9198 = 19393 votesCurrent Rating: 10195 + 9198 = 19393 votes 9198

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
11631 Current Rating: 11631 + 10741 = 22372 votesCurrent Rating: 11631 + 10741 = 22372 votes 10741

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
9693 Current Rating: 9693 + 9023 = 18716 votesCurrent Rating: 9693 + 9023 = 18716 votes 9023


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
10184 Current Rating: 10184 + 10183 = 20367 votesCurrent Rating: 10184 + 10183 = 20367 votes 10183

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
9102 Current Rating: 9102 + 8229 = 17331 votesCurrent Rating: 9102 + 8229 = 17331 votes 8229

[75] 28: Hi Mom, I’m home
9365 Current Rating: 9365 + 8472 = 17837 votesCurrent Rating: 9365 + 8472 = 17837 votes 8472

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
12545 Current Rating: 12545 + 12126 = 24671 votesCurrent Rating: 12545 + 12126 = 24671 votes 12126

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
26168 Current Rating: 26168 + 24787 = 50955 votesCurrent Rating: 26168 + 24787 = 50955 votes 24787

[72] 22: Dad, why are Mom’s feet
10890 Current Rating: 10890 + 10326 = 21216 votesCurrent Rating: 10890 + 10326 = 21216 votes 10326

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
10556 Current Rating: 10556 + 9947 = 20503 votesCurrent Rating: 10556 + 9947 = 20503 votes 9947

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
10781 Current Rating: 10781 + 10428 = 21209 votesCurrent Rating: 10781 + 10428 = 21209 votes 10428

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
10635 Current Rating: 10635 + 10140 = 20775 votesCurrent Rating: 10635 + 10140 = 20775 votes 10140

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
10415 Current Rating: 10415 + 12646 = 23061 votesCurrent Rating: 10415 + 12646 = 23061 votes 12646

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
13938 Current Rating: 13938 + 13230 = 27168 votesCurrent Rating: 13938 + 13230 = 27168 votes 13230

[66] 14: I came home early ...
10454 Current Rating: 10454 + 9844 = 20298 votesCurrent Rating: 10454 + 9844 = 20298 votes 9844

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
9762 Current Rating: 9762 + 9120 = 18882 votesCurrent Rating: 9762 + 9120 = 18882 votes 9120

[64] 10: I’m horny
16827 Current Rating: 16827 + 16400 = 33227 votesCurrent Rating: 16827 + 16400 = 33227 votes 16400

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
18027 Current Rating: 18027 + 19252 = 37279 votesCurrent Rating: 18027 + 19252 = 37279 votes 19252

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
9022 Current Rating: 9022 + 8066 = 17088 votesCurrent Rating: 9022 + 8066 = 17088 votes 8066

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
10296 Current Rating: 10296 + 9560 = 19856 votesCurrent Rating: 10296 + 9560 = 19856 votes 9560

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
8885 Current Rating: 8885 + 7799 = 16684 votesCurrent Rating: 8885 + 7799 = 16684 votes 7799


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
8193 Current Rating: 8193 + 7422 = 15615 votesCurrent Rating: 8193 + 7422 = 15615 votes 7422

[58] 28: I’ve got a huge problem
11516 Current Rating: 11516 + 11018 = 22534 votesCurrent Rating: 11516 + 11018 = 22534 votes 11018

[57] 27: I’m not going to America any more
13633 Current Rating: 13633 + 13563 = 27196 votesCurrent Rating: 13633 + 13563 = 27196 votes 13563

[56] 26: I don’t understand my wife
11316 Current Rating: 11316 + 10763 = 22079 votesCurrent Rating: 11316 + 10763 = 22079 votes 10763

[55] 25: I haven’t seen you in ages
11247 Current Rating: 11247 + 11458 = 22705 votesCurrent Rating: 11247 + 11458 = 22705 votes 11458

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
10559 Current Rating: 10559 + 12422 = 22981 votesCurrent Rating: 10559 + 12422 = 22981 votes 12422

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
8538 Current Rating: 8538 + 7333 = 15871 votesCurrent Rating: 8538 + 7333 = 15871 votes 7333

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
8023 Current Rating: 8023 + 7270 = 15293 votesCurrent Rating: 8023 + 7270 = 15293 votes 7270

[51] 19: What’s the matter with you?
10321 Current Rating: 10321 + 9662 = 19983 votesCurrent Rating: 10321 + 9662 = 19983 votes 9662

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
10013 Current Rating: 10013 + 9952 = 19965 votesCurrent Rating: 10013 + 9952 = 19965 votes 9952

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
21419 Current Rating: 21419 + 20709 = 42128 votesCurrent Rating: 21419 + 20709 = 42128 votes 20709

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
8507 Current Rating: 8507 + 8661 = 17168 votesCurrent Rating: 8507 + 8661 = 17168 votes 8661

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
12474 Current Rating: 12474 + 11702 = 24176 votesCurrent Rating: 12474 + 11702 = 24176 votes 11702

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
8853 Current Rating: 8853 + 8191 = 17044 votesCurrent Rating: 8853 + 8191 = 17044 votes 8191

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
10725 Current Rating: 10725 + 10569 = 21294 votesCurrent Rating: 10725 + 10569 = 21294 votes 10569

[44] 7: What those men said ...
11650 Current Rating: 11650 + 11679 = 23329 votesCurrent Rating: 11650 + 11679 = 23329 votes 11679

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
10147 Current Rating: 10147 + 12151 = 22298 votesCurrent Rating: 10147 + 12151 = 22298 votes 12151

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
10283 Current Rating: 10283 + 9469 = 19752 votesCurrent Rating: 10283 + 9469 = 19752 votes 9469

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
70265 Current Rating: 70265 + 76468 = 146733 votesCurrent Rating: 70265 + 76468 = 146733 votes 76468

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
14824 Current Rating: 14824 + 23010 = 37834 votesCurrent Rating: 14824 + 23010 = 37834 votes 23010


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
14217 Current Rating: 14217 + 15731 = 29948 votesCurrent Rating: 14217 + 15731 = 29948 votes 15731

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
9240 Current Rating: 9240 + 8273 = 17513 votesCurrent Rating: 9240 + 8273 = 17513 votes 8273

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
10851 Current Rating: 10851 + 10464 = 21315 votesCurrent Rating: 10851 + 10464 = 21315 votes 10464

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
10469 Current Rating: 10469 + 12729 = 23198 votesCurrent Rating: 10469 + 12729 = 23198 votes 12729

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
11012 Current Rating: 11012 + 11796 = 22808 votesCurrent Rating: 11012 + 11796 = 22808 votes 11796

[34] 24: If I die ...
8572 Current Rating: 8572 + 8005 = 16577 votesCurrent Rating: 8572 + 8005 = 16577 votes 8005

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
11999 Current Rating: 11999 + 11582 = 23581 votesCurrent Rating: 11999 + 11582 = 23581 votes 11582

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
13609 Current Rating: 13609 + 13516 = 27125 votesCurrent Rating: 13609 + 13516 = 27125 votes 13516

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
10533 Current Rating: 10533 + 10822 = 21355 votesCurrent Rating: 10533 + 10822 = 21355 votes 10822

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
10365 Current Rating: 10365 + 10593 = 20958 votesCurrent Rating: 10365 + 10593 = 20958 votes 10593

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
11245 Current Rating: 11245 + 10760 = 22005 votesCurrent Rating: 11245 + 10760 = 22005 votes 10760

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
9198 Current Rating: 9198 + 9237 = 18435 votesCurrent Rating: 9198 + 9237 = 18435 votes 9237

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
21001 Current Rating: 21001 + 21891 = 42892 votesCurrent Rating: 21001 + 21891 = 42892 votes 21891

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
9793 Current Rating: 9793 + 9233 = 19026 votesCurrent Rating: 9793 + 9233 = 19026 votes 9233

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
8958 Current Rating: 8958 + 8764 = 17722 votesCurrent Rating: 8958 + 8764 = 17722 votes 8764

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
11307 Current Rating: 11307 + 11556 = 22863 votesCurrent Rating: 11307 + 11556 = 22863 votes 11556

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
9198 Current Rating: 9198 + 8653 = 17851 votesCurrent Rating: 9198 + 8653 = 17851 votes 8653

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
11731 Current Rating: 11731 + 11707 = 23438 votesCurrent Rating: 11731 + 11707 = 23438 votes 11707

[21] 6: After your bath ...
15478 Current Rating: 15478 + 16133 = 31611 votesCurrent Rating: 15478 + 16133 = 31611 votes 16133

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
9884 Current Rating: 9884 + 9873 = 19757 votesCurrent Rating: 9884 + 9873 = 19757 votes 9873

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
12414 Current Rating: 12414 + 13819 = 26233 votesCurrent Rating: 12414 + 13819 = 26233 votes 13819


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
8761 Current Rating: 8761 + 8009 = 16770 votesCurrent Rating: 8761 + 8009 = 16770 votes 8009

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
12285 Current Rating: 12285 + 12182 = 24467 votesCurrent Rating: 12285 + 12182 = 24467 votes 12182

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
9582 Current Rating: 9582 + 9579 = 19161 votesCurrent Rating: 9582 + 9579 = 19161 votes 9579

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
11517 Current Rating: 11517 + 11666 = 23183 votesCurrent Rating: 11517 + 11666 = 23183 votes 11666

[14] 24: Mom, I don’t want you to
13184 Current Rating: 13184 + 13305 = 26489 votesCurrent Rating: 13184 + 13305 = 26489 votes 13305

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
75094 Current Rating: 75094 + 77251 = 152345 votesCurrent Rating: 75094 + 77251 = 152345 votes 77251

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
13700 Current Rating: 13700 + 14255 = 27955 votesCurrent Rating: 13700 + 14255 = 27955 votes 14255

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
16241 Current Rating: 16241 + 16203 = 32444 votesCurrent Rating: 16241 + 16203 = 32444 votes 16203

[10] 18: What would happen ...
10635 Current Rating: 10635 + 10643 = 21278 votesCurrent Rating: 10635 + 10643 = 21278 votes 10643

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
14159 Current Rating: 14159 + 16590 = 30749 votesCurrent Rating: 14159 + 16590 = 30749 votes 16590

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
11064 Current Rating: 11064 + 10563 = 21627 votesCurrent Rating: 11064 + 10563 = 21627 votes 10563

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
10342 Current Rating: 10342 + 9528 = 19870 votesCurrent Rating: 10342 + 9528 = 19870 votes 9528

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
16566 Current Rating: 16566 + 17787 = 34353 votesCurrent Rating: 16566 + 17787 = 34353 votes 17787

[5] 9: I have great news ...
9390 Current Rating: 9390 + 9016 = 18406 votesCurrent Rating: 9390 + 9016 = 18406 votes 9016

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
13767 Current Rating: 13767 + 15594 = 29361 votesCurrent Rating: 13767 + 15594 = 29361 votes 15594

[3] 5: Sorry, I can’t come into work today
14599 Current Rating: 14599 + 14143 = 28742 votesCurrent Rating: 14599 + 14143 = 28742 votes 14143

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
58105 Current Rating: 58105 + 61985 = 120090 votesCurrent Rating: 58105 + 61985 = 120090 votes 61985

[1] 2: Why so down ...
609623 Current Rating: 609623 + 520109 = 1129732 votesCurrent Rating: 609623 + 520109 = 1129732 votes 520109







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