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Dec 2019
[1777] 17: What a rip off!
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[1776] 13: I see you put a poster up in the break room
335 414
[1775] 10: I scared the pizza deliveryman last night
358 406
[1774] 6: I think it s time to pull the trigger
384 416
[1773] 3: Hey there, how was your weekend?
305 348
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Nov 2019
[1772] 29: I m off to donate blood ...
400 458
[1771] 26: You left the pub early last night
249 289
[1770] 15: You seem a lot happier
441 505
[1769] 12: You re a bit late this morning
309 381
[1768] 8: So how have you been
275 338
[1767] 3: What do you call an Englishman
378 911
[1766] 1: I ll see you later
311 332
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Oct 2019
[1765] 29: Welcome to South Africa
382 430
[1764] 25: Don t forget I won t be coming in tomorrow
421 452
[1763] 22: So I see you ve decided to come out of the closet
358 408
[1762] 18: As a modern chef
523 602
[1761] 15: I need to change doctors
440 470
[1760] 11: My wife wants a divorce
354 379
[1759] 8: Well what brings you in to the hospital today?
439 474
[1758] 4: So is there anything interesting on TV?
502 540
[1757] 1: Welcome back, I m glad you two decided
401 421
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Sep 2019
[1756] 27: I m surprised to see you here
434 495
[1755] 20: Go straight ahead for a little bit
429 472
[1754] 17: What are you reading?
393 435
[1753] 13: Darling, I don t have much time left
498 540
[1752] 10: Doc, I m frantic
432 518
[1751] 6: Is that your motorcycle parked outside?
503 587
[1750] 3: What are you doing?
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Aug 2019
[1749] 30: Can I get a lift home with you tonight?
515 586
[1748] 27: How was your 50th wedding anniversary
6326 7591
[1747] 23: Stupid phone!
3648 3806
[1746] 20: I m not sure if I should show you this or not
2399 3210
[1745] 16: It s not often a man lays an assault charge
2328 3026
[1744] 13: Thank you for coming in
2351 2973
[1743] 6: I heard you re training for a marathon
2296 3111
[1742] 2: Finally done with the grocery shopping
2607 3207
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Jul 2019
[1741] 30: I think I should find a new doctor
2497 3137
[1740] 26: What are you reading so intently?
2446 3073
[1739] 23: I want you to sue my wife s psychiatrist
2605 3211
[1738] 19: Give me another drink please
2567 3259
[1737] 16: Hey, where were you yesterday?
2387 3093
[1736] 12: I heard there is cake in the break room
2220 3259
[1735] 9: Back already?
4688 4739
[1734] 5: Can you tell me what the differences between
2867 3873
[1733] 2: I suppose I should go
2291 3467
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Jun 2019
[1732] 28: Good morning, how was your evening?
2719 3705
[1731] 25: Do you think you ll ever buy one
2415 3286
[1730] 21: It must be really tough to be blind
3492 5423
[1729] 18: Are there any vacancies at your company?
3269 4833
[1728] 14: Everything has gone to shit
2936 3695
[1727] 11: How did it go at the hospital yesterday?
2719 3473
[1726] 7: We haven t seen you here for a few weeks ...
2919 3722
[1725] 4: Stupid Google, auto corrected
2640 3491
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May 2019
[1724] 31: How difficult is it
2697 3538
[1723] 28: I think you need another drink
2614 3536
[1722] 24: Welcome to Games Night
2588 3497
[1721] 21: I am a failure as a father
2682 3527
[1720] 17: I m in so much trouble
2638 3490
[1719] 14: Here are the notarised documents
3265 4974
[1718] 10: Hang on, it s probably my neighbour
3322 4125
[1717] 7: I was so embarrassed last night with my new girlfriend
2558 3472
[1716] 3: I read an interesting article online today
2763 3549
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Apr 2019
[1715] 30: I need a new job, I just got fired
2560 4384
[1714] 26: The latest YouTube challenge
2653 4530
[1713] 23: Doc you have to help, my penis hurts like crazy
2537 4474
[1712] 16: My husband is struggling to maintain an erection
2757 4534
[1711] 12: Honey, I have something I need to tell you
2769 4601
[1710] 9: A round of drinks for everyone
2650 4606
[1709] 5: We completed the colonoscopy
2697 4513
[1708] 2: I think the guy who invented the hot air balloon
2700 4567
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Mar 2019
[1707] 29: So I see you went out and got yourself a motorcycle
2806 4558
[1706] 26: You said I needed to get more in touch
2909 4771
[1705] 22: Those are pretty flowers
2800 4617
[1704] 15: You know you can never please some people
2812 4713
[1703] 12: Good afternoon sir, how can I assist you?
2553 4455
[1702] 8: Dude, can you sit still please
2905 4625
[1701] 5: I went for my annual medical check-up today
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Feb 2019
[1700] 26: I saw a survey a while back
2604 4531
[1699] 19: What are you sulking about?
2573 4522
[1698] 15: The wife and I decided to spice up our marriage
2831 4670
[1697] 12: What s on your mind today?
2799 3562
[1696] 8: What did you buy now?
2656 4575
[1695] 5: I am offended
2905 4753
[1694] 1: You seem to be in a jolly mood ...
2907 4655
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Jan 2019
[1692] 29: So what s this weeks
2874 4702
[1691] 25: Dad, can you read me a bedtime story please?
2853 4671
[1690] 22: Nice to see you again
2731 4557
[1689] 18: Welcome back
2885 4729
[1688] 14: Well we re back at work
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