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Dec 2019 [1777] 17: What a rip off! 709   1751 [1776] 13: I see you put a poster up in the break room 485   554 [1775] 10: I scared the pizza deliveryman last night 552   590 [1774] 6: I think it s time to pull the trigger 537   564 [1773] 3: Hey there, how was your weekend? 466   503
| | Nov 2019 [1772] 29: I m off to donate blood ... 557   598 [1771] 26: You left the pub early last night 2466   2492 [1770] 15: You seem a lot happier 568   627 [1769] 12: You re a bit late this morning 465   549 [1768] 8: So how have you been 452   515 [1767] 3: What do you call an Englishman 531   1037 [1766] 1: I ll see you later 507   532
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| Oct 2019 [1765] 29: Welcome to South Africa 493   527 [1764] 25: Don t forget I won t be coming in tomorrow 681   677 [1763] 22: So I see you ve decided to come out of the closet 528   579 [1762] 18: As a modern chef 2361   2621 [1761] 15: I need to change doctors 576   605 [1760] 11: My wife wants a divorce 500   525 [1759] 8: Well what brings you in to the hospital today? 590   622 [1758] 4: So is there anything interesting on TV? 642   673 [1757] 1: Welcome back, I m glad you two decided 557   580
| | Sep 2019 [1756] 27: I m surprised to see you here 597   652 [1755] 20: Go straight ahead for a little bit 598   616 [1754] 17: What are you reading? 516   553 [1753] 13: Darling, I don t have much time left 1296   1329 [1752] 10: Doc, I m frantic 579   662 [1751] 6: Is that your motorcycle parked outside? 621   691 [1750] 3: What are you doing? 652   696
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| Aug 2019 [1749] 30: Can I get a lift home with you tonight? 631   721 [1748] 27: How was your 50th wedding anniversary 6437   7690 [1747] 23: Stupid phone! 3787   3945 [1746] 20: I m not sure if I should show you this or not 2553   3367 [1745] 16: It s not often a man lays an assault charge 2508   3199 [1744] 13: Thank you for coming in 2494   3109 [1743] 6: I heard you re training for a marathon 2455   3263 [1742] 2: Finally done with the grocery shopping 2757   3355
| | Jul 2019 [1741] 30: I think I should find a new doctor 2678   3330 [1740] 26: What are you reading so intently? 2616   3235 [1739] 23: I want you to sue my wife s psychiatrist 2808   3416 [1738] 19: Give me another drink please 2743   3436 [1737] 16: Hey, where were you yesterday? 2562   3253 [1736] 12: I heard there is cake in the break room 2378   3411 [1735] 9: Back already? 4813   4866 [1734] 5: Can you tell me what the differences between 3015   4026 [1733] 2: I suppose I should go 2436   3612
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| Jun 2019 [1732] 28: Good morning, how was your evening? 2865   3859 [1731] 25: Do you think you ll ever buy one 2618   3479 [1730] 21: It must be really tough to be blind 3610   5547 [1729] 18: Are there any vacancies at your company? 3485   5054 [1728] 14: Everything has gone to shit 3095   3862 [1727] 11: How did it go at the hospital yesterday? 2883   3638 [1726] 7: We haven t seen you here for a few weeks ... 3067   3887 [1725] 4: Stupid Google, auto corrected 2798   3647
| | May 2019 [1724] 31: How difficult is it 2833   3689 [1723] 28: I think you need another drink 2775   3702 [1722] 24: Welcome to Games Night 2752   3656 [1721] 21: I am a failure as a father 2854   3714 [1720] 17: I m in so much trouble 2781   3634 [1719] 14: Here are the notarised documents 3460   5176 [1718] 10: Hang on, it s probably my neighbour 3437   4249 [1717] 7: I was so embarrassed last night with my new girlfriend 2764   3672 [1716] 3: I read an interesting article online today 2916   3706
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| Apr 2019 [1715] 30: I need a new job, I just got fired 2736   4554 [1714] 26: The latest YouTube challenge 2797   4684 [1713] 23: Doc you have to help, my penis hurts like crazy 2774   4730 [1712] 16: My husband is struggling to maintain an erection 2895   4679 [1711] 12: Honey, I have something I need to tell you 2947   4794 [1710] 9: A round of drinks for everyone 2793   4754 [1709] 5: We completed the colonoscopy 2844   4660 [1708] 2: I think the guy who invented the hot air balloon 2861   4740
| | Mar 2019 [1707] 29: So I see you went out and got yourself a motorcycle 2975   4718 [1706] 26: You said I needed to get more in touch 3053   4934 [1705] 22: Those are pretty flowers 2964   4787 [1704] 15: You know you can never please some people 2962   4874 [1703] 12: Good afternoon sir, how can I assist you? 2830   4714 [1702] 8: Dude, can you sit still please 3064   4799 [1701] 5: I went for my annual medical check-up today 2952   3750
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| Feb 2019 [1700] 26: I saw a survey a while back 2770   4698 [1699] 19: What are you sulking about? 2723   4677 [1698] 15: The wife and I decided to spice up our marriage 2980   4827 [1697] 12: What s on your mind today? 2947   3719 [1696] 8: What did you buy now? 2823   4734 [1695] 5: I am offended 3040   4908 [1694] 1: You seem to be in a jolly mood ... 3073   4839
| | Jan 2019 [1692] 29: So what s this weeks 3046   4890 [1691] 25: Dad, can you read me a bedtime story please? 2994   4830 [1690] 22: Nice to see you again 2880   4729 [1689] 18: Welcome back 3080   4923 [1688] 14: Well we re back at work 2893   3693
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