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Dec 2019
[1777] 17: What a rip off!
1806 Current Rating: 1806 + 2934 = 4740 votesCurrent Rating: 1806 + 2934 = 4740 votes 2934

[1776] 13: I see you put a poster up in the break room
1595 Current Rating: 1595 + 1528 = 3123 votesCurrent Rating: 1595 + 1528 = 3123 votes 1528

[1775] 10: I scared the pizza deliveryman last night
2178 Current Rating: 2178 + 2156 = 4334 votesCurrent Rating: 2178 + 2156 = 4334 votes 2156

[1774] 6: I think it s time to pull the trigger
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1540 = 3153 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1540 = 3153 votes 1540

[1773] 3: Hey there, how was your weekend?
1733 Current Rating: 1733 + 1716 = 3449 votesCurrent Rating: 1733 + 1716 = 3449 votes 1716


Nov 2019
[1772] 29: I m off to donate blood ...
3224 Current Rating: 3224 + 3167 = 6391 votesCurrent Rating: 3224 + 3167 = 6391 votes 3167

[1771] 26: You left the pub early last night
6133 Current Rating: 6133 + 5341 = 11474 votesCurrent Rating: 6133 + 5341 = 11474 votes 5341

[1770] 15: You seem a lot happier
1625 Current Rating: 1625 + 1590 = 3215 votesCurrent Rating: 1625 + 1590 = 3215 votes 1590

[1769] 12: You re a bit late this morning
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1498 = 3025 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1498 = 3025 votes 1498

[1768] 8: So how have you been
1522 Current Rating: 1522 + 1460 = 2982 votesCurrent Rating: 1522 + 1460 = 2982 votes 1460

[1767] 3: What do you call an Englishman
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1982 = 3571 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1982 = 3571 votes 1982

[1766] 1: I ll see you later
1514 Current Rating: 1514 + 1442 = 2956 votesCurrent Rating: 1514 + 1442 = 2956 votes 1442


Oct 2019
[1765] 29: Welcome to South Africa
1596 Current Rating: 1596 + 1520 = 3116 votesCurrent Rating: 1596 + 1520 = 3116 votes 1520

[1764] 25: Don t forget I won t be coming in tomorrow
1774 Current Rating: 1774 + 1741 = 3515 votesCurrent Rating: 1774 + 1741 = 3515 votes 1741

[1763] 22: So I see you ve decided to come out of the closet
1670 Current Rating: 1670 + 1603 = 3273 votesCurrent Rating: 1670 + 1603 = 3273 votes 1603

[1762] 18: As a modern chef
6250 Current Rating: 6250 + 5631 = 11881 votesCurrent Rating: 6250 + 5631 = 11881 votes 5631

[1761] 15: I need to change doctors
1701 Current Rating: 1701 + 1617 = 3318 votesCurrent Rating: 1701 + 1617 = 3318 votes 1617

[1760] 11: My wife wants a divorce
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1482 = 3007 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1482 = 3007 votes 1482

[1759] 8: Well what brings you in to the hospital today?
1715 Current Rating: 1715 + 1679 = 3394 votesCurrent Rating: 1715 + 1679 = 3394 votes 1679

[1758] 4: So is there anything interesting on TV?
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 1789 = 3587 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 1789 = 3587 votes 1789

[1757] 1: Welcome back, I m glad you two decided
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1482 = 3071 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1482 = 3071 votes 1482


Sep 2019
[1756] 27: I m surprised to see you here
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1664 = 3324 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1664 = 3324 votes 1664

[1755] 20: Go straight ahead for a little bit
1648 Current Rating: 1648 + 1599 = 3247 votesCurrent Rating: 1648 + 1599 = 3247 votes 1599

[1754] 17: What are you reading?
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1493 = 3051 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1493 = 3051 votes 1493

[1753] 13: Darling, I don t have much time left
3836 Current Rating: 3836 + 3721 = 7557 votesCurrent Rating: 3836 + 3721 = 7557 votes 3721

[1752] 10: Doc, I m frantic
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1632 = 3255 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1632 = 3255 votes 1632

[1751] 6: Is that your motorcycle parked outside?
1667 Current Rating: 1667 + 1665 = 3332 votesCurrent Rating: 1667 + 1665 = 3332 votes 1665

[1750] 3: What are you doing?
1783 Current Rating: 1783 + 1731 = 3514 votesCurrent Rating: 1783 + 1731 = 3514 votes 1731


Aug 2019
[1749] 30: Can I get a lift home with you tonight?
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 1680 = 3356 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 1680 = 3356 votes 1680

[1748] 27: How was your 50th wedding anniversary
7394 Current Rating: 7394 + 8507 = 15901 votesCurrent Rating: 7394 + 8507 = 15901 votes 8507

[1747] 23: Stupid phone!
5016 Current Rating: 5016 + 5060 = 10076 votesCurrent Rating: 5016 + 5060 = 10076 votes 5060

[1746] 20: I m not sure if I should show you this or not
3653 Current Rating: 3653 + 4441 = 8094 votesCurrent Rating: 3653 + 4441 = 8094 votes 4441

[1745] 16: It s not often a man lays an assault charge
3620 Current Rating: 3620 + 4234 = 7854 votesCurrent Rating: 3620 + 4234 = 7854 votes 4234

[1744] 13: Thank you for coming in
3590 Current Rating: 3590 + 4125 = 7715 votesCurrent Rating: 3590 + 4125 = 7715 votes 4125

[1743] 6: I heard you re training for a marathon
3673 Current Rating: 3673 + 4418 = 8091 votesCurrent Rating: 3673 + 4418 = 8091 votes 4418

[1742] 2: Finally done with the grocery shopping
4052 Current Rating: 4052 + 4529 = 8581 votesCurrent Rating: 4052 + 4529 = 8581 votes 4529


Jul 2019
[1741] 30: I think I should find a new doctor
3944 Current Rating: 3944 + 4502 = 8446 votesCurrent Rating: 3944 + 4502 = 8446 votes 4502

[1740] 26: What are you reading so intently?
3809 Current Rating: 3809 + 4344 = 8153 votesCurrent Rating: 3809 + 4344 = 8153 votes 4344

[1739] 23: I want you to sue my wife s psychiatrist
4066 Current Rating: 4066 + 4612 = 8678 votesCurrent Rating: 4066 + 4612 = 8678 votes 4612

[1738] 19: Give me another drink please
4055 Current Rating: 4055 + 4657 = 8712 votesCurrent Rating: 4055 + 4657 = 8712 votes 4657

[1737] 16: Hey, where were you yesterday?
3691 Current Rating: 3691 + 4332 = 8023 votesCurrent Rating: 3691 + 4332 = 8023 votes 4332

[1736] 12: I heard there is cake in the break room
3512 Current Rating: 3512 + 4510 = 8022 votesCurrent Rating: 3512 + 4510 = 8022 votes 4510

[1735] 9: Back already?
5952 Current Rating: 5952 + 5840 = 11792 votesCurrent Rating: 5952 + 5840 = 11792 votes 5840

[1734] 5: Can you tell me what the differences between
4051 Current Rating: 4051 + 5019 = 9070 votesCurrent Rating: 4051 + 5019 = 9070 votes 5019

[1733] 2: I suppose I should go
3627 Current Rating: 3627 + 4754 = 8381 votesCurrent Rating: 3627 + 4754 = 8381 votes 4754


Jun 2019
[1732] 28: Good morning, how was your evening?
4110 Current Rating: 4110 + 5013 = 9123 votesCurrent Rating: 4110 + 5013 = 9123 votes 5013

[1731] 25: Do you think you ll ever buy one
3961 Current Rating: 3961 + 4638 = 8599 votesCurrent Rating: 3961 + 4638 = 8599 votes 4638

[1730] 21: It must be really tough to be blind
4827 Current Rating: 4827 + 6657 = 11484 votesCurrent Rating: 4827 + 6657 = 11484 votes 6657

[1729] 18: Are there any vacancies at your company?
4578 Current Rating: 4578 + 6064 = 10642 votesCurrent Rating: 4578 + 6064 = 10642 votes 6064

[1728] 14: Everything has gone to shit
4247 Current Rating: 4247 + 4955 = 9202 votesCurrent Rating: 4247 + 4955 = 9202 votes 4955

[1727] 11: How did it go at the hospital yesterday?
4076 Current Rating: 4076 + 4794 = 8870 votesCurrent Rating: 4076 + 4794 = 8870 votes 4794

[1726] 7: We haven t seen you here for a few weeks ...
4189 Current Rating: 4189 + 4984 = 9173 votesCurrent Rating: 4189 + 4984 = 9173 votes 4984

[1725] 4: Stupid Google, auto corrected
3923 Current Rating: 3923 + 4757 = 8680 votesCurrent Rating: 3923 + 4757 = 8680 votes 4757


May 2019
[1724] 31: How difficult is it
3984 Current Rating: 3984 + 4794 = 8778 votesCurrent Rating: 3984 + 4794 = 8778 votes 4794

[1723] 28: I think you need another drink
3946 Current Rating: 3946 + 4788 = 8734 votesCurrent Rating: 3946 + 4788 = 8734 votes 4788

[1722] 24: Welcome to Games Night
3910 Current Rating: 3910 + 4676 = 8586 votesCurrent Rating: 3910 + 4676 = 8586 votes 4676

[1721] 21: I am a failure as a father
4030 Current Rating: 4030 + 4867 = 8897 votesCurrent Rating: 4030 + 4867 = 8897 votes 4867

[1720] 17: I m in so much trouble
3978 Current Rating: 3978 + 4688 = 8666 votesCurrent Rating: 3978 + 4688 = 8666 votes 4688

[1719] 14: Here are the notarised documents
4546 Current Rating: 4546 + 6188 = 10734 votesCurrent Rating: 4546 + 6188 = 10734 votes 6188

[1718] 10: Hang on, it s probably my neighbour
4555 Current Rating: 4555 + 5345 = 9900 votesCurrent Rating: 4555 + 5345 = 9900 votes 5345

[1717] 7: I was so embarrassed last night with my new girlfriend
4038 Current Rating: 4038 + 4898 = 8936 votesCurrent Rating: 4038 + 4898 = 8936 votes 4898

[1716] 3: I read an interesting article online today
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 4750 = 8758 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 4750 = 8758 votes 4750


Apr 2019
[1715] 30: I need a new job, I just got fired
3864 Current Rating: 3864 + 5579 = 9443 votesCurrent Rating: 3864 + 5579 = 9443 votes 5579

[1714] 26: The latest YouTube challenge
3990 Current Rating: 3990 + 5782 = 9772 votesCurrent Rating: 3990 + 5782 = 9772 votes 5782

[1713] 23: Doc you have to help, my penis hurts like crazy
3862 Current Rating: 3862 + 5713 = 9575 votesCurrent Rating: 3862 + 5713 = 9575 votes 5713

[1712] 16: My husband is struggling to maintain an erection
4024 Current Rating: 4024 + 5723 = 9747 votesCurrent Rating: 4024 + 5723 = 9747 votes 5723

[1711] 12: Honey, I have something I need to tell you
4112 Current Rating: 4112 + 5925 = 10037 votesCurrent Rating: 4112 + 5925 = 10037 votes 5925

[1710] 9: A round of drinks for everyone
4005 Current Rating: 4005 + 5906 = 9911 votesCurrent Rating: 4005 + 5906 = 9911 votes 5906

[1709] 5: We completed the colonoscopy
3950 Current Rating: 3950 + 5718 = 9668 votesCurrent Rating: 3950 + 5718 = 9668 votes 5718

[1708] 2: I think the guy who invented the hot air balloon
4088 Current Rating: 4088 + 5927 = 10015 votesCurrent Rating: 4088 + 5927 = 10015 votes 5927


Mar 2019
[1707] 29: So I see you went out and got yourself a motorcycle
4057 Current Rating: 4057 + 5769 = 9826 votesCurrent Rating: 4057 + 5769 = 9826 votes 5769

[1706] 26: You said I needed to get more in touch
4270 Current Rating: 4270 + 6098 = 10368 votesCurrent Rating: 4270 + 6098 = 10368 votes 6098

[1705] 22: Those are pretty flowers
4107 Current Rating: 4107 + 5843 = 9950 votesCurrent Rating: 4107 + 5843 = 9950 votes 5843

[1704] 15: You know you can never please some people
4136 Current Rating: 4136 + 6012 = 10148 votesCurrent Rating: 4136 + 6012 = 10148 votes 6012

[1703] 12: Good afternoon sir, how can I assist you?
4026 Current Rating: 4026 + 5815 = 9841 votesCurrent Rating: 4026 + 5815 = 9841 votes 5815

[1702] 8: Dude, can you sit still please
4281 Current Rating: 4281 + 5943 = 10224 votesCurrent Rating: 4281 + 5943 = 10224 votes 5943

[1701] 5: I went for my annual medical check-up today
4130 Current Rating: 4130 + 4869 = 8999 votesCurrent Rating: 4130 + 4869 = 8999 votes 4869


Feb 2019
[1700] 26: I saw a survey a while back
4135 Current Rating: 4135 + 6013 = 10148 votesCurrent Rating: 4135 + 6013 = 10148 votes 6013

[1699] 19: What are you sulking about?
3990 Current Rating: 3990 + 5819 = 9809 votesCurrent Rating: 3990 + 5819 = 9809 votes 5819

[1698] 15: The wife and I decided to spice up our marriage
4165 Current Rating: 4165 + 5977 = 10142 votesCurrent Rating: 4165 + 5977 = 10142 votes 5977

[1697] 12: What s on your mind today?
4135 Current Rating: 4135 + 4849 = 8984 votesCurrent Rating: 4135 + 4849 = 8984 votes 4849

[1696] 8: What did you buy now?
4076 Current Rating: 4076 + 5914 = 9990 votesCurrent Rating: 4076 + 5914 = 9990 votes 5914

[1695] 5: I am offended
4249 Current Rating: 4249 + 6057 = 10306 votesCurrent Rating: 4249 + 6057 = 10306 votes 6057

[1694] 1: You seem to be in a jolly mood ...
4302 Current Rating: 4302 + 6014 = 10316 votesCurrent Rating: 4302 + 6014 = 10316 votes 6014


Jan 2019
[1692] 29: So what s this weeks
4199 Current Rating: 4199 + 5980 = 10179 votesCurrent Rating: 4199 + 5980 = 10179 votes 5980

[1691] 25: Dad, can you read me a bedtime story please?
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 5986 = 10188 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 5986 = 10188 votes 5986

[1690] 22: Nice to see you again
3994 Current Rating: 3994 + 5797 = 9791 votesCurrent Rating: 3994 + 5797 = 9791 votes 5797

[1689] 18: Welcome back
4263 Current Rating: 4263 + 6052 = 10315 votesCurrent Rating: 4263 + 6052 = 10315 votes 6052

[1688] 14: Well we re back at work
4094 Current Rating: 4094 + 4826 = 8920 votesCurrent Rating: 4094 + 4826 = 8920 votes 4826






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