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Dec 2019
[1777] 17: What a rip off!
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[1776] 13: I see you put a poster up in the break room
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[1775] 10: I scared the pizza deliveryman last night
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[1774] 6: I think it s time to pull the trigger
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[1773] 3: Hey there, how was your weekend?
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Nov 2019
[1772] 29: I m off to donate blood ...
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[1771] 26: You left the pub early last night
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[1770] 15: You seem a lot happier
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[1769] 12: You re a bit late this morning
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[1768] 8: So how have you been
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[1767] 3: What do you call an Englishman
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[1766] 1: I ll see you later
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Oct 2019
[1765] 29: Welcome to South Africa
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[1764] 25: Don t forget I won t be coming in tomorrow
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[1763] 22: So I see you ve decided to come out of the closet
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[1762] 18: As a modern chef
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[1761] 15: I need to change doctors
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[1760] 11: My wife wants a divorce
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[1759] 8: Well what brings you in to the hospital today?
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[1758] 4: So is there anything interesting on TV?
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[1757] 1: Welcome back, I m glad you two decided
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Sep 2019
[1756] 27: I m surprised to see you here
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[1755] 20: Go straight ahead for a little bit
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[1754] 17: What are you reading?
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[1753] 13: Darling, I don t have much time left
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[1752] 10: Doc, I m frantic
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[1751] 6: Is that your motorcycle parked outside?
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[1750] 3: What are you doing?
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Aug 2019
[1749] 30: Can I get a lift home with you tonight?
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[1748] 27: How was your 50th wedding anniversary
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[1747] 23: Stupid phone!
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[1746] 20: I m not sure if I should show you this or not
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[1745] 16: It s not often a man lays an assault charge
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[1744] 13: Thank you for coming in
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[1743] 6: I heard you re training for a marathon
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[1742] 2: Finally done with the grocery shopping
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Jul 2019
[1741] 30: I think I should find a new doctor
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[1740] 26: What are you reading so intently?
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[1739] 23: I want you to sue my wife s psychiatrist
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[1738] 19: Give me another drink please
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[1737] 16: Hey, where were you yesterday?
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[1736] 12: I heard there is cake in the break room
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[1735] 9: Back already?
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[1734] 5: Can you tell me what the differences between
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[1733] 2: I suppose I should go
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Jun 2019
[1732] 28: Good morning, how was your evening?
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[1731] 25: Do you think you ll ever buy one
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[1730] 21: It must be really tough to be blind
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[1729] 18: Are there any vacancies at your company?
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[1728] 14: Everything has gone to shit
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[1727] 11: How did it go at the hospital yesterday?
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[1726] 7: We haven t seen you here for a few weeks ...
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[1725] 4: Stupid Google, auto corrected
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May 2019
[1724] 31: How difficult is it
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[1723] 28: I think you need another drink
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[1722] 24: Welcome to Games Night
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[1721] 21: I am a failure as a father
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[1720] 17: I m in so much trouble
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[1719] 14: Here are the notarised documents
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[1718] 10: Hang on, it s probably my neighbour
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[1717] 7: I was so embarrassed last night with my new girlfriend
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[1716] 3: I read an interesting article online today
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Apr 2019
[1715] 30: I need a new job, I just got fired
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[1714] 26: The latest YouTube challenge
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[1713] 23: Doc you have to help, my penis hurts like crazy
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[1712] 16: My husband is struggling to maintain an erection
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[1711] 12: Honey, I have something I need to tell you
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[1710] 9: A round of drinks for everyone
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[1709] 5: We completed the colonoscopy
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[1708] 2: I think the guy who invented the hot air balloon
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Mar 2019
[1707] 29: So I see you went out and got yourself a motorcycle
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[1706] 26: You said I needed to get more in touch
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[1705] 22: Those are pretty flowers
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[1704] 15: You know you can never please some people
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[1703] 12: Good afternoon sir, how can I assist you?
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[1702] 8: Dude, can you sit still please
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[1701] 5: I went for my annual medical check-up today
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Feb 2019
[1700] 26: I saw a survey a while back
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[1699] 19: What are you sulking about?
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[1698] 15: The wife and I decided to spice up our marriage
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[1697] 12: What s on your mind today?
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[1696] 8: What did you buy now?
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[1695] 5: I am offended
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[1694] 1: You seem to be in a jolly mood ...
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Jan 2019
[1692] 29: So what s this weeks
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[1691] 25: Dad, can you read me a bedtime story please?
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[1690] 22: Nice to see you again
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[1689] 18: Welcome back
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[1688] 14: Well we re back at work
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