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Dec 2016 [1508] 16: I used to love this time of year 129653   130658 [1507] 12: Sorry it took so long to get ready 125441   124714 [1506] 9: So what are you up to? 71583   70480 [1505] 5: Do you feel like popping down to the pub for a beer? 111899   111127 [1504] 2: I think you ve gone too far this time 140565   139841
| | Nov 2016 [1503] 28: A while ago, you told me to watch 72090   70861 [1502] 21: There is something to be said 174138   174410 [1501] 16: Thank you for coming in, your results are back ... 116101   71994 [1500] 14: Have you enabled SIRI on your phone yet? 127839   144451 [1499] 4: Can I buy you a drink? 103854   108112 [1498] 2: I have an important meeting with a client today 443108   159703
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| Oct 2016 [1497] 31: Where were you last night? 123818   123925 [1496] 28: What can I do for you today? 66077   66404 [1495] 26: Man it s good to be home 148520   148959 [1494] 24: Do you think autonomous cars will be mainstream 186641   188723 [1493] 17: Dad, why do people adopt children 152587   157935 [1492] 12: Enjoy your trip 86966   86960 [1491] 10: And you re back again, what happened this time? 159582   160268
| | Sep 2016 [1490] 30: You look upset, what s wrong? 126127   125307 [1489] 28: This place looks like a tip! 146359   148125 [1488] 26: Children are really different these days 150337   152670 [1487] 23: Hi honey, I m home 146428   146697 [1486] 21: Good morning, how was your weekend? 84306   86456 [1485] 14: I can t find a woman that s right for me 117381   117299 [1484] 12: Do you have any special requests 102321   104334 [1483] 9: We re all out of Coke, will Pepsi do? 42793   44303 [1482] 7: What s going on down there? 202751   83477
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| Aug 2016 [1481] 31: Have you been following 180396   180644 [1480] 29: I ll have whatever your largest drink is 119605   52333 [1479] 24: What on earth are you watching? 73717   74073 [1478] 22: Next month is Prostate Cancer Awareness Month 123285   124657 [1477] 17: So how was school today my girl? 171466   177159 [1476] 15: So how was the past week? 183537   184648 [1475] 12: I feel so sorry for her 208058   209424 [1474] 5: Can I finish off in your ear? 183656   184709 [1473] 1: Do you want to come with me to help out 128780   129966
| | Jul 2016 [1472] 29: Would either of you like to come back to my place 149474   149453 [1471] 27: I'm off to watch my son play 74072   73465 [1470] 22: Your oral hygiene is terrible 123915   129182 [1469] 20: Do you have a vegan menu please 80081   80927 [1468] 18: I went to watch my first ice hockey match 125817   127300 [1467] 15: Sorry I m late 46968   46275 [1466] 13: So how was the Track Day on your motorcycle? 116772   116542 [1465] 11: So what do you do for a living? 177817   178043 [1464] 8: So apparently the thing to achieve 142144   142658 [1463] 4: My kids watched Disney s Up 120174   125605 [1462] 1: Will there be anything else? 163707   164126
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| Jun 2016 [1461] 29: Shouldn t you be heading home? 98553   98072 [1460] 27: This is just so messed up 202721   203980 [1459] 24: Please donate to support the Cancer awareness campaign 493830   488549 [1458] 22: Finally you 264179   119786 [1457] 15: In all my years as a lawyer 104185   105603 [1456] 10: I doubt very much 179760   182172 [1455] 8: Please officer, please don t give me a ticket 127761   127979 [1454] 3: So what s in the news today? 71732   74546 [1453] 1: Beep Beep! Aargh! 90655   90991
| | May 2016 [1452] 30: I want to divorce my husband 150265   150669 [1451] 25: I just found my high school girlfriend s Facebook profile 101475   101583 [1450] 23: Okay I m off 162647   162410 [1449] 20: So how do you feel today? 175575   178171 [1448] 18: Have you seen those two over there? 72892   70782 [1447] 16: I don t think we re making any progress 49408   50098 [1446] 13: I can t believe this! 154923   154713 [1445] 11: Good afternoon sir, this is a great car 74093   74558 [1444] 6: I think I need to drastically reduce 137142   138528 [1443] 4: It s amazing the categories of porn 50739   51593
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| Apr 2016 [1442] 29: I really don t know what to do 50081   51381 [1441] 25: Please doctor, I need you to prescribe something stronger 115662   116719 [1440] 20: Hey granddad, how are you doing? 122145   121689 [1439] 18: You have a great wife 113119   94425 [1438] 15: I heard your EX has a new girlfriend 106330   106032 [1437] 13: What are you reading so intently? 153543   163194 [1436] 11: Doc, I need your advice please 196568   103682 [1435] 8: I don t think I ll ever be coming back 167256   165554 [1434] 6: It s been a while, how are you doing? 78080   78502 [1433] 4: So how s it going with your new girlfriend? 60711   59573 [1432] 1: So how are things? 209150   211664
| | Mar 2016 [1431] 30: I believe she s got a new boyfriend 78950   79381 [1430] 23: Wow, she s so hot 109823   107945 [1429] 18: So what s news? 119094   119714 [1428] 16: So last night at the pub 110270   114212 [1427] 14: You re late, the boss wants to see you 160079   158994 [1426] 11: I 68131   68557 [1425] 9: I need a double, I just lost my wife 149965   150753 [1424] 7: Can you recommend a good doctor? 130895   130770
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| Feb 2016 [1423] 17: There is just no understanding women 143942   145280 [1422] 15: I need feminism because 122230   121014 [1421] 12: These charges of theft are absolutely bogus 136462   135854 [1420] 10: Congratulations son 109665   109135 [1419] 8: Doc, you need to do something 67600   67228 [1418] 5: Did you really give your girlfriend the boot? 148228   184402 [1417] 3: This is a very serious charge 137035   143629 [1416] 1: You look miserable, what s the matter? 144663   162670
| | Jan 2016 [1415] 29: How s the studying going son? 157286   155963 [1414] 27: So I heard you have a new boyfriend ... 123973   124760 [1413] 25: I want you to sue the EMTs 135193   135553 [1412] 15: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter 149207   154808 [1411] 13: I m off to the shops 81997   82046 [1410] 11: Listen guys, but could you speed it a up bit 39145   39015
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