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Dec 2017
[1597] 22: Dad, I m not sure there REALLY is a Santa Claus
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[1596] 18: My wife wants a divorce, you better help me
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[1595] 15: Are you any good with crosswords?
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[1594] 11: You re late again, what happened this time?
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[1593] 8: So doc, what are we talking about today?
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[1592] 4: How did it go at the animal rescue shelter
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[1591] 1: Do you know why I pulled you over?
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Nov 2017
[1590] 27: After almost a year in a coma
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[1589] 24: At school today
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[1588] 20: In for his check-up
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[1587] 17: I really don t understand these people
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[1586] 13: I ll have a beer please
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[1585] 10: What on earth are you doing
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[1584] 6: I d like a table for one please
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[1583] 3: You lying piece of shit!
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Oct 2017
[1582] 30: I m sorry to have to tell you this
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[1581] 23: I m sorry to hear you and your fiance broke it off
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[1580] 20: Is there anything specific you'd like for your birthday
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[1579] 16: You re accused of murdering your husband
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[1578] 13: Boss, can I take a personal day
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[1577] 6: Doc, I know I shouldn t be hung up and insecure
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[1576] 2: Wow, that s an attractive looking woman
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Sep 2017
[1575] 29: To move forward and get on with the rest of your life
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[1574] 22: Mom can we have a talk?
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[1573] 18: So how was the family reunion?
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[1572] 15: I m so glad my divorce is finally through
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[1571] 11: Who are all those youngsters?
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[1570] 8: Modern journalism is basically sensationalism
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[1569] 4: I got into serious trouble
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[1568] 1: Do you know what I find really annoying?
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Aug 2017
[1567] 28: Doc these sessions are not helping
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[1566] 25: I want to start divorce proceedings
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[1565] 21: Scientists say that pet owners
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[1564] 18: Dad, how long is an elephant s trunk?
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[1563] 14: Excuse me sir, are you sure
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[1562] 11: Oh for heavens sake!
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[1561] 7: Love you babe XXX
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[1560] 4: How was your anniversary dinner?
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Jul 2017
[1559] 31: Line up three shots please
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[1558] 28: I just don t get it ...
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[1557] 24: Hey, how was the first date last night?
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[1556] 21: So how are you getting on with understanding
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[1555] 17: Happy Birthday darling, I hope you like the it
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[1554] 14: Welcome back, how was the wedding
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[1553] 10: Good morning, how was the weekend?
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[1552] 7: Don t you think it s time you should get out there again?
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[1551] 3: It s amazing how people constantly bitch and moan
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Jun 2017
[1550] 30: Sorry I m late
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[1549] 26: The people who put these internet surveys together
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[1548] 23: Doc I think I m making progress
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[1547] 19: I need your help, my wife is divorcing me
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[1546] 12: So how did it go at your daughter s wedding yesterday?
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[1545] 9: I know you ve got a few tattoos
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[1544] 5: So what the hell happened to you?
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[1543] 2: We got divorced after I found out she was cheating
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May 2017
[1542] 29: Bring me a double-double martini now!
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[1541] 26: So how s your new business
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[1540] 22: I want a divorce now!
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[1539] 19: Good morning, how was your evening?
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[1538] 15: So did my suggestion of role playing help
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[1537] 12: There is just no pleasing women!
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[1536] 5: So aren t you glad you got back into cycling?
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Apr 2017
[1535] 28: Why do you look so miserable?
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[1534] 24: You say your wife wants a divorce
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[1533] 21: What do you suppose is the best way
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[1532] 17: Hi I m home
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[1531] 10: Don t cry what s wrong?
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[1530] 7: Hi Dad we re back ...
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[1529] 3: We re almost at the end of today s session
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Mar 2017
[1528] 27: I tried to call you earlier
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[1527] 24: I ve been thinking
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[1526] 17: Do you remember when we went to the marriage counsellor
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[1525] 13: Did you know it was International Women s Day
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[1524] 10: I d like two vegetarian burgers please
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[1523] 6: I think society is far too quick
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[1522] 3: You shouldnt be smoking so close to your son
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Feb 2017
[1521] 27: This documentary says the oceans levels are rising
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[1520] 17: Are you going out?
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[1519] 14: I need to find a new hobby
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[1518] 10: You really shouldn t smoke you know
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[1517] 6: I can t stand this rubbish anymore
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[1516] 3: Again with the Public Indecency charges
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Jan 2017
[1515] 31: Dad we have to have a chat ...
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[1514] 27: You know I envy you married guys
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[1513] 23: What are you watching?
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[1512] 20: I d like you to disable my mobile phone
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[1511] 16: Are you seriously still not talking to me?
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[1510] 13: You look a bit knackered
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[1509] 9: This is not a good way to start the year
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