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Dec 2020 [1879] 18: Son I think you should know something important 9910   10819 [1878] 15: I fancy my chances with her 9569   9013 [1877] 11: I ve found it so hard to start dating again 9084   8822 [1876] 8: You look pitiful 10640   9718 [1875] 4: I heard also you got the new iPhone 7071   6350 [1874] 2: You arsehole! 8344   7947
| | Nov 2020 [1873] 27: As I m your lawyer 11532   11076 [1872] 24: How about we stay in for some NetfliX and chill tonight? 10069   9174 [1871] 20: I thought you were joining us for some poker 14437   14137 [1870] 17: For today s session, is there anything you d like to ask 11852   11309 [1869] 13: I see he s over there chatting up yet another woman 12427   11595 [1868] 10: Thanks for popping over 11447   11138 [1867] 6: I hear you re the best divorce lawyer 11473   10830 [1866] 3: I can t believe you re late again! 9565   8836
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| Oct 2020 [1865] 30: I have to go 9339   8657 [1864] 27: WOW! Your new car is fantastic! 12661   12766 [1863] 23: You say things are not going so well this week 10048   9313 [1862] 20: I m buying, drinks for everyone! 7813   7617 [1861] 16: Your wife is certainly looking fit these days 14203   13890 [1860] 13: Have you been crying? 12764   12221 [1859] 9: I m being sued, I hope you can help 15019   14711 [1858] 6: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 8101   7382 [1857] 2: Just when you think the world can t get any crazier 11190   10438
| | Sep 2020 [1856] 29: I wonder how many parents 26382   29086 [1855] 25: I spent the weekend with a high-class escort 12125   12159 [1854] 22: Welcome back, how was your trip? 11440   10690 [1853] 18: You re back, I thought you were heading home? 10748   10048 [1852] 15: Where were you yesterday 11671   11043 [1851] 11: I need a damn drink now! 12576   11129 [1850] 8: Do you think you re ready 9828   9149 [1849] 4: I had to catch the train 7603   6979 [1848] 1: You seem jolly pleased with yourself 13712   12816
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| Aug 2020 [1847] 28: The lead-up to the United States Presidential Elections 10353   9407 [1846] 25: We found out my cousin has a peanut allergy 9540   9033 [1845] 21: Thankfully we got you out 14639   13450 [1844] 18: I m getting really tired of all of these protests 13751   13144 [1843] 14: Okay quick, change the channel 18106   17791 [1842] 11: I need you to represent me 14163   13684 [1841] 7: I saw that you managed to get that girl to go home 13963   13234 [1840] 4: Doc, how long before you get the Coronavirus test results back? 9685   9439
| | Jul 2020 [1839] 31: So how s your sister s new baby? 11941   11036 [1838] 28: So we ve had enough sessions 11131   10520 [1837] 24: Where have you been, it s 11 O clock already? 11616   11094 [1836] 21: I thought you were going to your colleague s baby s Christening 9037   8278 [1835] 17: My girlfriend is furious with me 11887   10473 [1834] 14: I ve had a look at your article for the website 12142   11992 [1833] 10: You seem pleased with yourself 13489   12571 [1832] 7: Hi there, how was the weekend? 15971   12298 [1831] 3: So son, tomorrow you re getting married 16889   13018
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| Jun 2020 [1830] 30: Excuse me did you happen to hook your tee shot 18787   11617 [1829] 26: So did you try the exercises I set out 19443   14433 [1828] 23: The world is totally messed up these days ... 17993   14705 [1827] 19: You ve been found guilty of shoplifting 14017   12584 [1826] 16: It s two in the morning already 11389   10883 [1825] 12: If you win the lottery 10458   9483 [1824] 9: Doctor you ve looked after me so well 9010   8350 [1823] 5: Apparently being obese increases the risk of dementia 17218   18875 [1822] 2: You need to know something about your cousin 9340   8602
| | May 2020 [1821] 29: You need to get rid of some of these jars 17219   18610 [1820] 26: I really hope the scientists make a breakthrough 12381   11745 [1819] 22: You say you want to improve your self esteem 11240   10840 [1818] 19: I see Apple are releasing a new version 14218   13672 [1817] 15: Drinks for everyone on me! 10813   10000 [1816] 12: You ve been spending a lot of time on that phone 10930   10078 [1815] 8: This Coronavirus pandemic is terrible 13228   12409 [1814] 5: I m home, I still didn t manage to get everything 12507   11761 [1813] 1: My wife and I were shopping 10327   9584
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| Apr 2020 [1812] 28: I know we re just starting out 11963   11648 [1811] 24: I need a divorce quick 15182   14327 [1808] 21: Nice hat, is it new? 9789   9044 [1807] 17: Trying to find ways to keep busy under lockdown 11868   10964 [1806] 14: Did you hear they've cancelled Wimbledon 8960   8114 [1805] 10: Hey, how are you doing? 12282   11856 [1804] 7: I ve had enough of the way you treat me 11048   10390 [1803] 3: Sorry I m late, I got so drunk last night 10331   9425
| | Mar 2020 [1802] 31: Well that was a surreal experience 9899   9322 [1801] 27: What s it like being an Uber driver? 12595   11953 [1800] 24: Good morning dad, how are things? 10541   9853 [1799] 20: I m so tired of all of these smart ads 24419   23434 [1798] 17: I see the SETI@home internet-connected screensaver 13379   12549 [1797] 13: I m back, shopping all done for another week 8655   7706 [1796] 10: Do you mind if I sleep over at your place tonight? 14014   13559 [1795] 6: Did you see an Amazon tribe has been discovered 12225   11326 [1794] 3: What s wrong, why are you so upset? 11692   11141
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| Feb 2020 [1793] 28: Have you guys tried tantric sex 12115   11181 [1792] 25: Can I have a latte with half non-fat 9310   8067 [1791] 21: It s only been a week since your husband passed 10561   10245 [1790] 18: So how did your big Valentine s Day date go? 12475   11692 [1789] 14: What are you doing? 12749   12057 [1788] 11: Here comes one of those SJW vegan activists 17005   16457 [1787] 7: You re late 17085   15843 [1786] 4: It s Valentine s Day next week 11341   10407
| | Jan 2020 [1785] 31: Do you have a number or email address 16231   16004 [1784] 28: Darling, now that we re married 27779   49891 [1783] 25: I see that astronaut Christina Koch 15352   14815 [1782] 21: I m starving 16408   15819 [1781] 17: As this is our first session 16009   14680 [1780] 14: I want to sue the Police 24187   21445 [1779] 10: Welcome back, how was your Christmas and New Year s 20667   19726 [1778] 7: How were the holidays? 12033   11417
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