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Dec 2020
[1879] 18: Son I think you should know something important
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[1878] 15: I fancy my chances with her
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[1877] 11: I ve found it so hard to start dating again
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[1876] 8: You look pitiful
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[1875] 4: I heard also you got the new iPhone
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[1874] 2: You arsehole!
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Nov 2020
[1873] 27: As I m your lawyer
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[1872] 24: How about we stay in for some NetfliX and chill tonight?
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[1871] 20: I thought you were joining us for some poker
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[1870] 17: For today s session, is there anything you d like to ask
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[1869] 13: I see he s over there chatting up yet another woman
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[1868] 10: Thanks for popping over
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[1867] 6: I hear you re the best divorce lawyer
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[1866] 3: I can t believe you re late again!
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Oct 2020
[1865] 30: I have to go
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[1864] 27: WOW! Your new car is fantastic!
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[1863] 23: You say things are not going so well this week
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[1862] 20: I m buying, drinks for everyone!
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[1861] 16: Your wife is certainly looking fit these days
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[1860] 13: Have you been crying?
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[1859] 9: I m being sued, I hope you can help
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[1858] 6: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
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[1857] 2: Just when you think the world can t get any crazier
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Sep 2020
[1856] 29: I wonder how many parents
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[1855] 25: I spent the weekend with a high-class escort
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[1854] 22: Welcome back, how was your trip?
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[1853] 18: You re back, I thought you were heading home?
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[1852] 15: Where were you yesterday
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[1851] 11: I need a damn drink now!
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[1850] 8: Do you think you re ready
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[1849] 4: I had to catch the train
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[1848] 1: You seem jolly pleased with yourself
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Aug 2020
[1847] 28: The lead-up to the United States Presidential Elections
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[1846] 25: We found out my cousin has a peanut allergy
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[1845] 21: Thankfully we got you out
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[1844] 18: I m getting really tired of all of these protests
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[1843] 14: Okay quick, change the channel
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[1842] 11: I need you to represent me
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[1841] 7: I saw that you managed to get that girl to go home
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[1840] 4: Doc, how long before you get the Coronavirus test results back?
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Jul 2020
[1839] 31: So how s your sister s new baby?
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[1838] 28: So we ve had enough sessions
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[1837] 24: Where have you been, it s 11 O clock already?
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[1836] 21: I thought you were going to your colleague s baby s Christening
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[1835] 17: My girlfriend is furious with me
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[1834] 14: I ve had a look at your article for the website
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[1833] 10: You seem pleased with yourself
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[1832] 7: Hi there, how was the weekend?
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[1831] 3: So son, tomorrow you re getting married
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Jun 2020
[1830] 30: Excuse me did you happen to hook your tee shot
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[1829] 26: So did you try the exercises I set out
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[1828] 23: The world is totally messed up these days ...
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[1827] 19: You ve been found guilty of shoplifting
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[1826] 16: It s two in the morning already
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[1825] 12: If you win the lottery
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[1824] 9: Doctor you ve looked after me so well
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[1823] 5: Apparently being obese increases the risk of dementia
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[1822] 2: You need to know something about your cousin
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May 2020
[1821] 29: You need to get rid of some of these jars
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[1820] 26: I really hope the scientists make a breakthrough
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[1819] 22: You say you want to improve your self esteem
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[1818] 19: I see Apple are releasing a new version
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[1817] 15: Drinks for everyone on me!
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[1816] 12: You ve been spending a lot of time on that phone
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[1815] 8: This Coronavirus pandemic is terrible
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[1814] 5: I m home, I still didn t manage to get everything
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[1813] 1: My wife and I were shopping
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Apr 2020
[1812] 28: I know we re just starting out
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[1811] 24: I need a divorce quick
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[1808] 21: Nice hat, is it new?
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[1807] 17: Trying to find ways to keep busy under lockdown
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[1806] 14: Did you hear they've cancelled Wimbledon
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[1805] 10: Hey, how are you doing?
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[1804] 7: I ve had enough of the way you treat me
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[1803] 3: Sorry I m late, I got so drunk last night
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Mar 2020
[1802] 31: Well that was a surreal experience
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[1801] 27: What s it like being an Uber driver?
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[1800] 24: Good morning dad, how are things?
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[1799] 20: I m so tired of all of these smart ads
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[1798] 17: I see the SETI@home internet-connected screensaver
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[1797] 13: I m back, shopping all done for another week
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[1796] 10: Do you mind if I sleep over at your place tonight?
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[1795] 6: Did you see an Amazon tribe has been discovered
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[1794] 3: What s wrong, why are you so upset?
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Feb 2020
[1793] 28: Have you guys tried tantric sex
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[1792] 25: Can I have a latte with half non-fat
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[1791] 21: It s only been a week since your husband passed
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[1790] 18: So how did your big Valentine s Day date go?
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[1789] 14: What are you doing?
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[1788] 11: Here comes one of those SJW vegan activists
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[1787] 7: You re late
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[1786] 4: It s Valentine s Day next week
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Jan 2020
[1785] 31: Do you have a number or email address
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[1784] 28: Darling, now that we re married
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[1783] 25: I see that astronaut Christina Koch
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[1782] 21: I m starving
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[1781] 17: As this is our first session
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[1780] 14: I want to sue the Police
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[1779] 10: Welcome back, how was your Christmas and New Year s
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[1778] 7: How were the holidays?
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