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Dec 2020 [1879] 18: Son I think you should know something important 26811   27636 [1878] 15: I fancy my chances with her 26359   25764 [1877] 11: I ve found it so hard to start dating again 12907   12617 [1876] 8: You look pitiful 38348   37334 [1875] 4: I heard also you got the new iPhone 16958   16097 [1874] 2: You arsehole! 19925   19391
| | Nov 2020 [1873] 27: As I m your lawyer 49411   49118 [1872] 24: How about we stay in for some NetfliX and chill tonight? 17518   16453 [1871] 20: I thought you were joining us for some poker 57796   57420 [1870] 17: For today s session, is there anything you d like to ask 53280   52751 [1869] 13: I see he s over there chatting up yet another woman 39817   39028 [1868] 10: Thanks for popping over 20195   19802 [1867] 6: I hear you re the best divorce lawyer 39149   38551 [1866] 3: I can t believe you re late again! 53114   52304
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| Oct 2020 [1865] 30: I have to go 32341   31638 [1864] 27: WOW! Your new car is fantastic! 43732   43386 [1863] 23: You say things are not going so well this week 36410   35782 [1862] 20: I m buying, drinks for everyone! 18402   18256 [1861] 16: Your wife is certainly looking fit these days 60879   60714 [1860] 13: Have you been crying? 46429   45664 [1859] 9: I m being sued, I hope you can help 46916   46870 [1858] 6: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 23206   22280 [1857] 2: Just when you think the world can t get any crazier 29101   28205
| | Sep 2020 [1856] 29: I wonder how many parents 57030   59796 [1855] 25: I spent the weekend with a high-class escort 18154   18345 [1854] 22: Welcome back, how was your trip? 45138   44382 [1853] 18: You re back, I thought you were heading home? 38525   37853 [1852] 15: Where were you yesterday 44559   43586 [1851] 11: I need a damn drink now! 47353   45788 [1850] 8: Do you think you re ready 49501   48666 [1849] 4: I had to catch the train 19551   19014 [1848] 1: You seem jolly pleased with yourself 43102   42108
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| Aug 2020 [1847] 28: The lead-up to the United States Presidential Elections 43026   42219 [1846] 25: We found out my cousin has a peanut allergy 45808   45132 [1845] 21: Thankfully we got you out 65126   63654 [1844] 18: I m getting really tired of all of these protests 32971   32409 [1843] 14: Okay quick, change the channel 53147   53152 [1842] 11: I need you to represent me 58834   58091 [1841] 7: I saw that you managed to get that girl to go home 52967   52397 [1840] 4: Doc, how long before you get the Coronavirus test results back? 18375   18135
| | Jul 2020 [1839] 31: So how s your sister s new baby? 41996   41021 [1838] 28: So we ve had enough sessions 37223   36870 [1837] 24: Where have you been, it s 11 O clock already? 39444   38752 [1836] 21: I thought you were going to your colleague s baby s Christening 24405   23329 [1835] 17: My girlfriend is furious with me 40899   39254 [1834] 14: I ve had a look at your article for the website 38736   38281 [1833] 10: You seem pleased with yourself 34685   33732 [1832] 7: Hi there, how was the weekend? 31521   27945 [1831] 3: So son, tomorrow you re getting married 63276   59084
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| Jun 2020 [1830] 30: Excuse me did you happen to hook your tee shot 50691   43658 [1829] 26: So did you try the exercises I set out 64794   59483 [1828] 23: The world is totally messed up these days ... 59496   56468 [1827] 19: You ve been found guilty of shoplifting 76567   75074 [1826] 16: It s two in the morning already 32580   32453 [1825] 12: If you win the lottery 33405   32354 [1824] 9: Doctor you ve looked after me so well 29743   28870 [1823] 5: Apparently being obese increases the risk of dementia 26749   28314 [1822] 2: You need to know something about your cousin 15819   15073
| | May 2020 [1821] 29: You need to get rid of some of these jars 43227   44505 [1820] 26: I really hope the scientists make a breakthrough 64546   64060 [1819] 22: You say you want to improve your self esteem 32805   32335 [1818] 19: I see Apple are releasing a new version 72421   71815 [1817] 15: Drinks for everyone on me! 48919   47809 [1816] 12: You ve been spending a lot of time on that phone 20411   19359 [1815] 8: This Coronavirus pandemic is terrible 77957   77180 [1814] 5: I m home, I still didn t manage to get everything 54051   53272 [1813] 1: My wife and I were shopping 37065   36125
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| Apr 2020 [1812] 28: I know we re just starting out 36455   36163 [1811] 24: I need a divorce quick 47884   46948 [1808] 21: Nice hat, is it new? 15152   14379 [1807] 17: Trying to find ways to keep busy under lockdown 35918   34793 [1806] 14: Did you hear they've cancelled Wimbledon 11393   10449 [1805] 10: Hey, how are you doing? 31139   30688 [1804] 7: I ve had enough of the way you treat me 27999   27180 [1803] 3: Sorry I m late, I got so drunk last night 44690   43716
| | Mar 2020 [1802] 31: Well that was a surreal experience 29178   28780 [1801] 27: What s it like being an Uber driver? 51957   51502 [1800] 24: Good morning dad, how are things? 45018   44389 [1799] 20: I m so tired of all of these smart ads 37874   36920 [1798] 17: I see the SETI@home internet-connected screensaver 61423   60956 [1797] 13: I m back, shopping all done for another week 11080   10060 [1796] 10: Do you mind if I sleep over at your place tonight? 59521   59070 [1795] 6: Did you see an Amazon tribe has been discovered 28378   27582 [1794] 3: What s wrong, why are you so upset? 43274   43075
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| Feb 2020 [1793] 28: Have you guys tried tantric sex 48048   46825 [1792] 25: Can I have a latte with half non-fat 33371   31838 [1791] 21: It s only been a week since your husband passed 19075   18606 [1790] 18: So how did your big Valentine s Day date go? 42977   42225 [1789] 14: What are you doing? 33008   32326 [1788] 11: Here comes one of those SJW vegan activists 37762   37209 [1787] 7: You re late 63326   61722 [1786] 4: It s Valentine s Day next week 23178   22431
| | Jan 2020 [1785] 31: Do you have a number or email address 47750   47761 [1784] 28: Darling, now that we re married 80831   104206 [1783] 25: I see that astronaut Christina Koch 46493   46129 [1782] 21: I m starving 43790   43086 [1781] 17: As this is our first session 48432   47453 [1780] 14: I want to sue the Police 57106   54610 [1779] 10: Welcome back, how was your Christmas and New Year s 45313   44094 [1778] 7: How were the holidays? 34725   34253
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