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Dec 2020 [1879] 18: Son I think you should know something important 6370 7286 [1878] 15: I fancy my chances with her 4436 4440 [1877] 11: I ve found it so hard to start dating again 5560 5786 [1876] 8: You look pitiful 4393 4215 [1875] 4: I heard also you got the new iPhone 4677 4344 [1874] 2: You arsehole! 4804 4669
| | Nov 2020 [1873] 27: As I m your lawyer 4345 4255 [1872] 24: How about we stay in for some NetfliX and chill tonight? 6671 6123 [1871] 20: I thought you were joining us for some poker 8475 8492 [1870] 17: For today s session, is there anything you d like to ask 6661 6667 [1869] 13: I see he s over there chatting up yet another woman 6973 6572 [1868] 10: Thanks for popping over 6018 6072 [1867] 6: I hear you re the best divorce lawyer 4834 4749 [1866] 3: I can t believe you re late again! 3829 3642
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| Oct 2020 [1865] 30: I have to go 3914 3667 [1864] 27: WOW! Your new car is fantastic! 7012 7045 [1863] 23: You say things are not going so well this week 4013 3660 [1862] 20: I m buying, drinks for everyone! 4143 4175 [1861] 16: Your wife is certainly looking fit these days 6524 6656 [1860] 13: Have you been crying? 4887 4827 [1859] 9: I m being sued, I hope you can help 10318 9938 [1858] 6: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 4284 4079 [1857] 2: Just when you think the world can t get any crazier 6270 5961
| | Sep 2020 [1856] 29: I wonder how many parents 19738 21735 [1855] 25: I spent the weekend with a high-class escort 9747 9816 [1854] 22: Welcome back, how was your trip? 6581 6167 [1853] 18: You re back, I thought you were heading home? 7120 6774 [1852] 15: Where were you yesterday 6068 5859 [1851] 11: I need a damn drink now! 7404 6412 [1850] 8: Do you think you re ready 4454 4299 [1849] 4: I had to catch the train 4531 4402 [1848] 1: You seem jolly pleased with yourself 6778 6220
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| Aug 2020 [1847] 28: The lead-up to the United States Presidential Elections 4312 4130 [1846] 25: We found out my cousin has a peanut allergy 4593 4527 [1845] 21: Thankfully we got you out 6118 5614 [1844] 18: I m getting really tired of all of these protests 8747 8402 [1843] 14: Okay quick, change the channel 9820 9704 [1842] 11: I need you to represent me 4435 4257 [1841] 7: I saw that you managed to get that girl to go home 6131 5667 [1840] 4: Doc, how long before you get the Coronavirus test results back? 7348 7154
| | Jul 2020 [1839] 31: So how s your sister s new baby? 5517 5290 [1838] 28: So we ve had enough sessions 6594 6179 [1837] 24: Where have you been, it s 11 O clock already? 6744 6641 [1836] 21: I thought you were going to your colleague s baby s Christening 4781 4646 [1835] 17: My girlfriend is furious with me 6439 5416 [1834] 14: I ve had a look at your article for the website 6318 6644 [1833] 10: You seem pleased with yourself 7789 7157 [1832] 7: Hi there, how was the weekend? 11827 8275 [1831] 3: So son, tomorrow you re getting married 9641 6213
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| Jun 2020 [1830] 30: Excuse me did you happen to hook your tee shot 13408 6625 [1829] 26: So did you try the exercises I set out 12270 7325 [1828] 23: The world is totally messed up these days ... 10315 7818 [1827] 19: You ve been found guilty of shoplifting 5749 4819 [1826] 16: It s two in the morning already 6251 5541 [1825] 12: If you win the lottery 5393 4900 [1824] 9: Doctor you ve looked after me so well 5206 4829 [1823] 5: Apparently being obese increases the risk of dementia 12518 14797 [1822] 2: You need to know something about your cousin 5890 5563
| | May 2020 [1821] 29: You need to get rid of some of these jars 11513 12863 [1820] 26: I really hope the scientists make a breakthrough 5105 5007 [1819] 22: You say you want to improve your self esteem 6740 6524 [1818] 19: I see Apple are releasing a new version 5820 5551 [1817] 15: Drinks for everyone on me! 4346 4043 [1816] 12: You ve been spending a lot of time on that phone 5086 4781 [1815] 8: This Coronavirus pandemic is terrible 5388 4996 [1814] 5: I m home, I still didn t manage to get everything 5260 4892 [1813] 1: My wife and I were shopping 5091 4721
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| Apr 2020 [1812] 28: I know we re just starting out 7325 7328 [1811] 24: I need a divorce quick 8549 8264 [1808] 21: Nice hat, is it new? 5606 5407 [1807] 17: Trying to find ways to keep busy under lockdown 5569 5360 [1806] 14: Did you hear they've cancelled Wimbledon 5692 5548 [1805] 10: Hey, how are you doing? 6455 6367 [1804] 7: I ve had enough of the way you treat me 5867 5726 [1803] 3: Sorry I m late, I got so drunk last night 5020 4712
| | Mar 2020 [1802] 31: Well that was a surreal experience 5686 5624 [1801] 27: What s it like being an Uber driver? 5403 5320 [1800] 24: Good morning dad, how are things? 5255 5124 [1799] 20: I m so tired of all of these smart ads 18277 19069 [1798] 17: I see the SETI@home internet-connected screensaver 5291 5067 [1797] 13: I m back, shopping all done for another week 5420 5101 [1796] 10: Do you mind if I sleep over at your place tonight? 5563 5569 [1795] 6: Did you see an Amazon tribe has been discovered 5843 5751 [1794] 3: What s wrong, why are you so upset? 5993 5828
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| Feb 2020 [1793] 28: Have you guys tried tantric sex 5042 4854 [1792] 25: Can I have a latte with half non-fat 5293 5014 [1791] 21: It s only been a week since your husband passed 6235 6153 [1790] 18: So how did your big Valentine s Day date go? 5566 5423 [1789] 14: What are you doing? 7037 6942 [1788] 11: Here comes one of those SJW vegan activists 11389 10905 [1787] 7: You re late 6894 6785 [1786] 4: It s Valentine s Day next week 5885 5554
| | Jan 2020 [1785] 31: Do you have a number or email address 6339 6476 [1784] 28: Darling, now that we re married 16854 36854 [1783] 25: I see that astronaut Christina Koch 7614 7687 [1782] 21: I m starving 7906 8074 [1781] 17: As this is our first session 9067 7827 [1780] 14: I want to sue the Police 14095 13922 [1779] 10: Welcome back, how was your Christmas and New Year s 11495 11163 [1778] 7: How were the holidays? 7194 6871
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