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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
5102 Current Rating: 5102 + 4112 = 9214 votesCurrent Rating: 5102 + 4112 = 9214 votes 4112

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
3263 Current Rating: 3263 + 5014 = 8277 votesCurrent Rating: 3263 + 5014 = 8277 votes 5014

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
9720 Current Rating: 9720 + 10506 = 20226 votesCurrent Rating: 9720 + 10506 = 20226 votes 10506

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
3889 Current Rating: 3889 + 3113 = 7002 votesCurrent Rating: 3889 + 3113 = 7002 votes 3113

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
3103 Current Rating: 3103 + 4066 = 7169 votesCurrent Rating: 3103 + 4066 = 7169 votes 4066

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 2875 = 6511 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 2875 = 6511 votes 2875

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
3574 Current Rating: 3574 + 2856 = 6430 votesCurrent Rating: 3574 + 2856 = 6430 votes 2856

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
10386 Current Rating: 10386 + 11737 = 22123 votesCurrent Rating: 10386 + 11737 = 22123 votes 11737

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
5809 Current Rating: 5809 + 6102 = 11911 votesCurrent Rating: 5809 + 6102 = 11911 votes 6102

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
8018 Current Rating: 8018 + 7099 = 15117 votesCurrent Rating: 8018 + 7099 = 15117 votes 7099

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
4031 Current Rating: 4031 + 5646 = 9677 votesCurrent Rating: 4031 + 5646 = 9677 votes 5646

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
3844 Current Rating: 3844 + 2851 = 6695 votesCurrent Rating: 3844 + 2851 = 6695 votes 2851


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
3255 Current Rating: 3255 + 3558 = 6813 votesCurrent Rating: 3255 + 3558 = 6813 votes 3558

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
4082 Current Rating: 4082 + 5927 = 10009 votesCurrent Rating: 4082 + 5927 = 10009 votes 5927

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
4246 Current Rating: 4246 + 6103 = 10349 votesCurrent Rating: 4246 + 6103 = 10349 votes 6103

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
3228 Current Rating: 3228 + 2322 = 5550 votesCurrent Rating: 3228 + 2322 = 5550 votes 2322

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
3836 Current Rating: 3836 + 3075 = 6911 votesCurrent Rating: 3836 + 3075 = 6911 votes 3075

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
4135 Current Rating: 4135 + 4953 = 9088 votesCurrent Rating: 4135 + 4953 = 9088 votes 4953

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 2939 = 6562 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 2939 = 6562 votes 2939

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
4266 Current Rating: 4266 + 6232 = 10498 votesCurrent Rating: 4266 + 6232 = 10498 votes 6232

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
4209 Current Rating: 4209 + 5217 = 9426 votesCurrent Rating: 4209 + 5217 = 9426 votes 5217

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
3521 Current Rating: 3521 + 2529 = 6050 votesCurrent Rating: 3521 + 2529 = 6050 votes 2529

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
5313 Current Rating: 5313 + 6602 = 11915 votesCurrent Rating: 5313 + 6602 = 11915 votes 6602

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
5007 Current Rating: 5007 + 6982 = 11989 votesCurrent Rating: 5007 + 6982 = 11989 votes 6982

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
8962 Current Rating: 8962 + 10839 = 19801 votesCurrent Rating: 8962 + 10839 = 19801 votes 10839

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
4756 Current Rating: 4756 + 6689 = 11445 votesCurrent Rating: 4756 + 6689 = 11445 votes 6689

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
3438 Current Rating: 3438 + 2565 = 6003 votesCurrent Rating: 3438 + 2565 = 6003 votes 2565

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
3447 Current Rating: 3447 + 2769 = 6216 votesCurrent Rating: 3447 + 2769 = 6216 votes 2769

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
3698 Current Rating: 3698 + 2958 = 6656 votesCurrent Rating: 3698 + 2958 = 6656 votes 2958

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
8227 Current Rating: 8227 + 8463 = 16690 votesCurrent Rating: 8227 + 8463 = 16690 votes 8463

[995] 5: Back already?
3192 Current Rating: 3192 + 2588 = 5780 votesCurrent Rating: 3192 + 2588 = 5780 votes 2588

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
3454 Current Rating: 3454 + 4418 = 7872 votesCurrent Rating: 3454 + 4418 = 7872 votes 4418

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
5838 Current Rating: 5838 + 7241 = 13079 votesCurrent Rating: 5838 + 7241 = 13079 votes 7241


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
4159 Current Rating: 4159 + 3673 = 7832 votesCurrent Rating: 4159 + 3673 = 7832 votes 3673

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
7243 Current Rating: 7243 + 7499 = 14742 votesCurrent Rating: 7243 + 7499 = 14742 votes 7499

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
3458 Current Rating: 3458 + 2491 = 5949 votesCurrent Rating: 3458 + 2491 = 5949 votes 2491

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
3234 Current Rating: 3234 + 2628 = 5862 votesCurrent Rating: 3234 + 2628 = 5862 votes 2628

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
4372 Current Rating: 4372 + 6160 = 10532 votesCurrent Rating: 4372 + 6160 = 10532 votes 6160

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
5302 Current Rating: 5302 + 8030 = 13332 votesCurrent Rating: 5302 + 8030 = 13332 votes 8030

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
3933 Current Rating: 3933 + 3506 = 7439 votesCurrent Rating: 3933 + 3506 = 7439 votes 3506

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
5804 Current Rating: 5804 + 6686 = 12490 votesCurrent Rating: 5804 + 6686 = 12490 votes 6686

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
3914 Current Rating: 3914 + 3117 = 7031 votesCurrent Rating: 3914 + 3117 = 7031 votes 3117

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
3217 Current Rating: 3217 + 2589 = 5806 votesCurrent Rating: 3217 + 2589 = 5806 votes 2589

[982] 17: Today s science class
3732 Current Rating: 3732 + 5591 = 9323 votesCurrent Rating: 3732 + 5591 = 9323 votes 5591

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
3557 Current Rating: 3557 + 2730 = 6287 votesCurrent Rating: 3557 + 2730 = 6287 votes 2730

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
3403 Current Rating: 3403 + 2657 = 6060 votesCurrent Rating: 3403 + 2657 = 6060 votes 2657

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
4139 Current Rating: 4139 + 4070 = 8209 votesCurrent Rating: 4139 + 4070 = 8209 votes 4070

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
28416 Current Rating: 28416 + 31344 = 59760 votesCurrent Rating: 28416 + 31344 = 59760 votes 31344

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
4290 Current Rating: 4290 + 4150 = 8440 votesCurrent Rating: 4290 + 4150 = 8440 votes 4150

[976] 8: Good morning sir
3249 Current Rating: 3249 + 3553 = 6802 votesCurrent Rating: 3249 + 3553 = 6802 votes 3553

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
3974 Current Rating: 3974 + 3396 = 7370 votesCurrent Rating: 3974 + 3396 = 7370 votes 3396

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
6033 Current Rating: 6033 + 5477 = 11510 votesCurrent Rating: 6033 + 5477 = 11510 votes 5477

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
3530 Current Rating: 3530 + 3474 = 7004 votesCurrent Rating: 3530 + 3474 = 7004 votes 3474

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
3528 Current Rating: 3528 + 3005 = 6533 votesCurrent Rating: 3528 + 3005 = 6533 votes 3005

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
3931 Current Rating: 3931 + 3161 = 7092 votesCurrent Rating: 3931 + 3161 = 7092 votes 3161


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
3346 Current Rating: 3346 + 2802 = 6148 votesCurrent Rating: 3346 + 2802 = 6148 votes 2802

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
3875 Current Rating: 3875 + 3485 = 7360 votesCurrent Rating: 3875 + 3485 = 7360 votes 3485

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
3658 Current Rating: 3658 + 3057 = 6715 votesCurrent Rating: 3658 + 3057 = 6715 votes 3057

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
3639 Current Rating: 3639 + 2671 = 6310 votesCurrent Rating: 3639 + 2671 = 6310 votes 2671

[966] 20: Hi ladies
6302 Current Rating: 6302 + 5379 = 11681 votesCurrent Rating: 6302 + 5379 = 11681 votes 5379

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
3840 Current Rating: 3840 + 3099 = 6939 votesCurrent Rating: 3840 + 3099 = 6939 votes 3099

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 2909 = 6735 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 2909 = 6735 votes 2909

[963] 17: Knock knock!
5231 Current Rating: 5231 + 4918 = 10149 votesCurrent Rating: 5231 + 4918 = 10149 votes 4918

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
3320 Current Rating: 3320 + 2659 = 5979 votesCurrent Rating: 3320 + 2659 = 5979 votes 2659

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
32214 Current Rating: 32214 + 37820 = 70034 votesCurrent Rating: 32214 + 37820 = 70034 votes 37820

[960] 12: We need your legal help
3981 Current Rating: 3981 + 3292 = 7273 votesCurrent Rating: 3981 + 3292 = 7273 votes 3292

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
4075 Current Rating: 4075 + 3303 = 7378 votesCurrent Rating: 4075 + 3303 = 7378 votes 3303

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
3270 Current Rating: 3270 + 2424 = 5694 votesCurrent Rating: 3270 + 2424 = 5694 votes 2424

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
3357 Current Rating: 3357 + 6030 = 9387 votesCurrent Rating: 3357 + 6030 = 9387 votes 6030

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
3881 Current Rating: 3881 + 5856 = 9737 votesCurrent Rating: 3881 + 5856 = 9737 votes 5856

[955] 5: So, what s news?
3973 Current Rating: 3973 + 4811 = 8784 votesCurrent Rating: 3973 + 4811 = 8784 votes 4811

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
3440 Current Rating: 3440 + 2607 = 6047 votesCurrent Rating: 3440 + 2607 = 6047 votes 2607

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
3307 Current Rating: 3307 + 2352 = 5659 votesCurrent Rating: 3307 + 2352 = 5659 votes 2352

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
3370 Current Rating: 3370 + 2550 = 5920 votesCurrent Rating: 3370 + 2550 = 5920 votes 2550


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
3208 Current Rating: 3208 + 2278 = 5486 votesCurrent Rating: 3208 + 2278 = 5486 votes 2278

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
2837 Current Rating: 2837 + 2051 = 4888 votesCurrent Rating: 2837 + 2051 = 4888 votes 2051

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
3631 Current Rating: 3631 + 3196 = 6827 votesCurrent Rating: 3631 + 3196 = 6827 votes 3196

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
3174 Current Rating: 3174 + 2338 = 5512 votesCurrent Rating: 3174 + 2338 = 5512 votes 2338

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
4383 Current Rating: 4383 + 3828 = 8211 votesCurrent Rating: 4383 + 3828 = 8211 votes 3828

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
3843 Current Rating: 3843 + 3055 = 6898 votesCurrent Rating: 3843 + 3055 = 6898 votes 3055

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
4335 Current Rating: 4335 + 3676 = 8011 votesCurrent Rating: 4335 + 3676 = 8011 votes 3676

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
5760 Current Rating: 5760 + 6840 = 12600 votesCurrent Rating: 5760 + 6840 = 12600 votes 6840

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
3923 Current Rating: 3923 + 3221 = 7144 votesCurrent Rating: 3923 + 3221 = 7144 votes 3221

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
5555 Current Rating: 5555 + 4782 = 10337 votesCurrent Rating: 5555 + 4782 = 10337 votes 4782

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
4253 Current Rating: 4253 + 3783 = 8036 votesCurrent Rating: 4253 + 3783 = 8036 votes 3783

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
8537 Current Rating: 8537 + 10070 = 18607 votesCurrent Rating: 8537 + 10070 = 18607 votes 10070

[939] 13: She s a hottie
3789 Current Rating: 3789 + 3321 = 7110 votesCurrent Rating: 3789 + 3321 = 7110 votes 3321

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
3292 Current Rating: 3292 + 2639 = 5931 votesCurrent Rating: 3292 + 2639 = 5931 votes 2639

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
3590 Current Rating: 3590 + 2814 = 6404 votesCurrent Rating: 3590 + 2814 = 6404 votes 2814

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
3507 Current Rating: 3507 + 2756 = 6263 votesCurrent Rating: 3507 + 2756 = 6263 votes 2756

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
3067 Current Rating: 3067 + 2334 = 5401 votesCurrent Rating: 3067 + 2334 = 5401 votes 2334

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 2988 = 6787 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 2988 = 6787 votes 2988

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
3716 Current Rating: 3716 + 2826 = 6542 votesCurrent Rating: 3716 + 2826 = 6542 votes 2826


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
5976 Current Rating: 5976 + 5820 = 11796 votesCurrent Rating: 5976 + 5820 = 11796 votes 5820

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
3392 Current Rating: 3392 + 2520 = 5912 votesCurrent Rating: 3392 + 2520 = 5912 votes 2520

[930] 29: I need your help
3149 Current Rating: 3149 + 2191 = 5340 votesCurrent Rating: 3149 + 2191 = 5340 votes 2191

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
5542 Current Rating: 5542 + 5014 = 10556 votesCurrent Rating: 5542 + 5014 = 10556 votes 5014

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
2969 Current Rating: 2969 + 1990 = 4959 votesCurrent Rating: 2969 + 1990 = 4959 votes 1990

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 3172 = 7009 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 3172 = 7009 votes 3172

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
3526 Current Rating: 3526 + 2629 = 6155 votesCurrent Rating: 3526 + 2629 = 6155 votes 2629

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
4977 Current Rating: 4977 + 4170 = 9147 votesCurrent Rating: 4977 + 4170 = 9147 votes 4170

[924] 19: Did things go well?
5120 Current Rating: 5120 + 4471 = 9591 votesCurrent Rating: 5120 + 4471 = 9591 votes 4471

[923] 18: Good morning, how come you池e awake already?
4194 Current Rating: 4194 + 6020 = 10214 votesCurrent Rating: 4194 + 6020 = 10214 votes 6020

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
11986 Current Rating: 11986 + 13640 = 25626 votesCurrent Rating: 11986 + 13640 = 25626 votes 13640

[921] 16: You look wretched
6556 Current Rating: 6556 + 6212 = 12768 votesCurrent Rating: 6556 + 6212 = 12768 votes 6212

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
33591 Current Rating: 33591 + 36016 = 69607 votesCurrent Rating: 33591 + 36016 = 69607 votes 36016

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
9454 Current Rating: 9454 + 10654 = 20108 votesCurrent Rating: 9454 + 10654 = 20108 votes 10654

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
5199 Current Rating: 5199 + 7211 = 12410 votesCurrent Rating: 5199 + 7211 = 12410 votes 7211

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
31492 Current Rating: 31492 + 34782 = 66274 votesCurrent Rating: 31492 + 34782 = 66274 votes 34782

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
63023 Current Rating: 63023 + 67092 = 130115 votesCurrent Rating: 63023 + 67092 = 130115 votes 67092

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
8173 Current Rating: 8173 + 9051 = 17224 votesCurrent Rating: 8173 + 9051 = 17224 votes 9051

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
5131 Current Rating: 5131 + 4207 = 9338 votesCurrent Rating: 5131 + 4207 = 9338 votes 4207

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
3552 Current Rating: 3552 + 3677 = 7229 votesCurrent Rating: 3552 + 3677 = 7229 votes 3677

[912] 3: Good morning all
3500 Current Rating: 3500 + 3195 = 6695 votesCurrent Rating: 3500 + 3195 = 6695 votes 3195

[911] 2: He s cute ...
5100 Current Rating: 5100 + 4586 = 9686 votesCurrent Rating: 5100 + 4586 = 9686 votes 4586

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
8913 Current Rating: 8913 + 9939 = 18852 votesCurrent Rating: 8913 + 9939 = 18852 votes 9939


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
29355 Current Rating: 29355 + 30920 = 60275 votesCurrent Rating: 29355 + 30920 = 60275 votes 30920

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
5762 Current Rating: 5762 + 7167 = 12929 votesCurrent Rating: 5762 + 7167 = 12929 votes 7167

[907] 26: Knock knock!
3804 Current Rating: 3804 + 3510 = 7314 votesCurrent Rating: 3804 + 3510 = 7314 votes 3510

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
4089 Current Rating: 4089 + 3696 = 7785 votesCurrent Rating: 4089 + 3696 = 7785 votes 3696

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
3736 Current Rating: 3736 + 3154 = 6890 votesCurrent Rating: 3736 + 3154 = 6890 votes 3154

[904] 21: And once again, they池e all over her
4192 Current Rating: 4192 + 3756 = 7948 votesCurrent Rating: 4192 + 3756 = 7948 votes 3756

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
6200 Current Rating: 6200 + 6861 = 13061 votesCurrent Rating: 6200 + 6861 = 13061 votes 6861

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
7187 Current Rating: 7187 + 8992 = 16179 votesCurrent Rating: 7187 + 8992 = 16179 votes 8992

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
4142 Current Rating: 4142 + 3490 = 7632 votesCurrent Rating: 4142 + 3490 = 7632 votes 3490

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
5026 Current Rating: 5026 + 4610 = 9636 votesCurrent Rating: 5026 + 4610 = 9636 votes 4610

[899] 13: I知 not homophobic or anything...
3855 Current Rating: 3855 + 3230 = 7085 votesCurrent Rating: 3855 + 3230 = 7085 votes 3230

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
13186 Current Rating: 13186 + 15020 = 28206 votesCurrent Rating: 13186 + 15020 = 28206 votes 15020

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
28506 Current Rating: 28506 + 28745 = 57251 votesCurrent Rating: 28506 + 28745 = 57251 votes 28745

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
35350 Current Rating: 35350 + 36739 = 72089 votesCurrent Rating: 35350 + 36739 = 72089 votes 36739

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
3497 Current Rating: 3497 + 2946 = 6443 votesCurrent Rating: 3497 + 2946 = 6443 votes 2946

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
4322 Current Rating: 4322 + 3434 = 7756 votesCurrent Rating: 4322 + 3434 = 7756 votes 3434

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
3881 Current Rating: 3881 + 3443 = 7324 votesCurrent Rating: 3881 + 3443 = 7324 votes 3443

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
3740 Current Rating: 3740 + 3046 = 6786 votesCurrent Rating: 3740 + 3046 = 6786 votes 3046

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
4691 Current Rating: 4691 + 5988 = 10679 votesCurrent Rating: 4691 + 5988 = 10679 votes 5988


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
3427 Current Rating: 3427 + 2553 = 5980 votesCurrent Rating: 3427 + 2553 = 5980 votes 2553

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
3793 Current Rating: 3793 + 3297 = 7090 votesCurrent Rating: 3793 + 3297 = 7090 votes 3297

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
3909 Current Rating: 3909 + 3163 = 7072 votesCurrent Rating: 3909 + 3163 = 7072 votes 3163

[887] 28: I知 glad you could make it
11807 Current Rating: 11807 + 12689 = 24496 votesCurrent Rating: 11807 + 12689 = 24496 votes 12689

[886] 27: I知 pleased to say
3654 Current Rating: 3654 + 2954 = 6608 votesCurrent Rating: 3654 + 2954 = 6608 votes 2954

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
3628 Current Rating: 3628 + 2897 = 6525 votesCurrent Rating: 3628 + 2897 = 6525 votes 2897

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 2804 = 6162 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 2804 = 6162 votes 2804

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
3710 Current Rating: 3710 + 3028 = 6738 votesCurrent Rating: 3710 + 3028 = 6738 votes 3028

[882] 21: Yes ...
3518 Current Rating: 3518 + 2825 = 6343 votesCurrent Rating: 3518 + 2825 = 6343 votes 2825

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
4041 Current Rating: 4041 + 3253 = 7294 votesCurrent Rating: 4041 + 3253 = 7294 votes 3253

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
5019 Current Rating: 5019 + 10314 = 15333 votesCurrent Rating: 5019 + 10314 = 15333 votes 10314

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
5691 Current Rating: 5691 + 6293 = 11984 votesCurrent Rating: 5691 + 6293 = 11984 votes 6293

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
5419 Current Rating: 5419 + 7421 = 12840 votesCurrent Rating: 5419 + 7421 = 12840 votes 7421

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
4106 Current Rating: 4106 + 3664 = 7770 votesCurrent Rating: 4106 + 3664 = 7770 votes 3664

[876] 13: ... and that痴 why the semen crossed the road
21331 Current Rating: 21331 + 22362 = 43693 votesCurrent Rating: 21331 + 22362 = 43693 votes 22362

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
18688 Current Rating: 18688 + 21364 = 40052 votesCurrent Rating: 18688 + 21364 = 40052 votes 21364

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
3309 Current Rating: 3309 + 2624 = 5933 votesCurrent Rating: 3309 + 2624 = 5933 votes 2624

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
8075 Current Rating: 8075 + 8457 = 16532 votesCurrent Rating: 8075 + 8457 = 16532 votes 8457

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
6432 Current Rating: 6432 + 5994 = 12426 votesCurrent Rating: 6432 + 5994 = 12426 votes 5994

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
3872 Current Rating: 3872 + 3259 = 7131 votesCurrent Rating: 3872 + 3259 = 7131 votes 3259

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
3656 Current Rating: 3656 + 3458 = 7114 votesCurrent Rating: 3656 + 3458 = 7114 votes 3458

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
4478 Current Rating: 4478 + 5382 = 9860 votesCurrent Rating: 4478 + 5382 = 9860 votes 5382


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
16687 Current Rating: 16687 + 18464 = 35151 votesCurrent Rating: 16687 + 18464 = 35151 votes 18464

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
3896 Current Rating: 3896 + 4761 = 8657 votesCurrent Rating: 3896 + 4761 = 8657 votes 4761

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
8826 Current Rating: 8826 + 10788 = 19614 votesCurrent Rating: 8826 + 10788 = 19614 votes 10788

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
5477 Current Rating: 5477 + 5178 = 10655 votesCurrent Rating: 5477 + 5178 = 10655 votes 5178

[864] 24: You look grumpy
3894 Current Rating: 3894 + 3071 = 6965 votesCurrent Rating: 3894 + 3071 = 6965 votes 3071

[863] 23: Hi Honey, I知 home
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 4036 = 7878 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 4036 = 7878 votes 4036

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
8517 Current Rating: 8517 + 10424 = 18941 votesCurrent Rating: 8517 + 10424 = 18941 votes 10424

[861] 19: So how was 電ate night last night?
4587 Current Rating: 4587 + 4464 = 9051 votesCurrent Rating: 4587 + 4464 = 9051 votes 4464

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 3283 = 7082 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 3283 = 7082 votes 3283

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
3532 Current Rating: 3532 + 2890 = 6422 votesCurrent Rating: 3532 + 2890 = 6422 votes 2890

[858] 16: I work for the bank
3625 Current Rating: 3625 + 2909 = 6534 votesCurrent Rating: 3625 + 2909 = 6534 votes 2909

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
4362 Current Rating: 4362 + 3411 = 7773 votesCurrent Rating: 4362 + 3411 = 7773 votes 3411

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
5055 Current Rating: 5055 + 5304 = 10359 votesCurrent Rating: 5055 + 5304 = 10359 votes 5304

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
3468 Current Rating: 3468 + 2764 = 6232 votesCurrent Rating: 3468 + 2764 = 6232 votes 2764

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
3496 Current Rating: 3496 + 3946 = 7442 votesCurrent Rating: 3496 + 3946 = 7442 votes 3946

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
3977 Current Rating: 3977 + 3133 = 7110 votesCurrent Rating: 3977 + 3133 = 7110 votes 3133

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
3839 Current Rating: 3839 + 3108 = 6947 votesCurrent Rating: 3839 + 3108 = 6947 votes 3108

[851] 5: I can
10524 Current Rating: 10524 + 12713 = 23237 votesCurrent Rating: 10524 + 12713 = 23237 votes 12713

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
19804 Current Rating: 19804 + 19867 = 39671 votesCurrent Rating: 19804 + 19867 = 39671 votes 19867

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
13767 Current Rating: 13767 + 15621 = 29388 votesCurrent Rating: 13767 + 15621 = 29388 votes 15621


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
9906 Current Rating: 9906 + 12260 = 22166 votesCurrent Rating: 9906 + 12260 = 22166 votes 12260

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
7672 Current Rating: 7672 + 7810 = 15482 votesCurrent Rating: 7672 + 7810 = 15482 votes 7810

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
19248 Current Rating: 19248 + 25704 = 44952 votesCurrent Rating: 19248 + 25704 = 44952 votes 25704

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
3856 Current Rating: 3856 + 4055 = 7911 votesCurrent Rating: 3856 + 4055 = 7911 votes 4055

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I don稚 understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, I知 so glad you池e home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
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[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
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[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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