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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
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[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
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[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
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[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
3890 3114
[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
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[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
3637 2876
[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
3575 2858
[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
10388 11738
[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
5811 6104
[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
8022 7101
[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
4032 5647
[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
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Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
3256 3559
[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
4084 5929
[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
4248 6104
[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
3231 2325
[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
3838 3077
[1008] 22: I need to check my email
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[1007] 21: Why the long face?
3627 2941
[1006] 20: Oh shit!
4268 6234
[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
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[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
3523 2530
[1003] 15: You arsehole!
5315 6605
[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
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[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
8964 10841
[1000] 12: I want a divorce
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[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
3440 2566
[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
3448 2769
[997] 7: My wife s knickers
3700 2958
[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
8229 8465
[995] 5: Back already?
3195 2588
[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
3455 4418
[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
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Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
4162 3675
[991] 30: I got fired from my job
7245 7499
[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
3460 2492
[989] 28: I just don t understand men
3238 2629
[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
4373 6160
[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
5304 8031
[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
3934 3507
[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
5805 6686
[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
3915 3117
[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
3219 2590
[982] 17: Today s science class
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[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
3560 2730
[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
3406 2657
[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
4141 4073
[978] 11: Do you have any children?
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[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
4292 4152
[976] 8: Good morning sir
3251 3555
[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
3975 3397
[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
6034 5477
[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
3531 3475
[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
3530 3005
[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
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Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
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[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
3876 3485
[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
3660 3057
[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
3640 2672
[966] 20: Hi ladies
6303 5380
[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
3842 3099
[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
3828 2909
[963] 17: Knock knock!
5232 4918
[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
3323 2660
[961] 13: How did the operation go?
32219 37821
[960] 12: We need your legal help
3983 3292
[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
4076 3303
[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
3271 2424
[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
3358 6030
[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
3882 5856
[955] 5: So, what s news?
3974 4811
[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
3442 2607
[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
3310 2355
[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
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Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
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[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
2841 2054
[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
3633 3196
[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
3177 2338
[947] 23: I have to find a new job
4384 3830
[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
3845 3057
[945] 21: I need you to represent me
4336 3676
[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
5761 6841
[943] 19: You just know what he s after
3924 3221
[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
5556 4782
[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
4257 3785
[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
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[939] 13: She s a hottie
3791 3321
[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
3294 2639
[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
3591 2814
[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
3508 2757
[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
3069 2336
[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
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[933] 2: Happy anniversary
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Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
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[931] 30: Nice to see you again
3394 2522
[930] 29: I need your help
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[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
5546 5016
[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
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[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
3839 3174
[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
3530 2631
[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
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[924] 19: Did things go well?
5123 4472
[923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already?
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[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
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[921] 16: You look wretched
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[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
33594 36017
[919] 12: Who was at the door?
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[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
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[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
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[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
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[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
8175 9051
[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
5133 4207
[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
3554 3677
[912] 3: Good morning all
3502 3196
[911] 2: He s cute ...
5102 4587
[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
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Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
29356 30921
[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
5765 7169
[907] 26: Knock knock!
3808 3513
[906] 25: I heard you published a book
4090 3696
[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
3737 3154
[904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her
4194 3756
[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
6205 6865
[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
7189 8994
[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
4144 3492
[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
5028 4612
[899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything...
3856 3231
[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
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[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
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[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
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[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
3500 2947
[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
4323 3434
[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
3884 3443
[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
3741 3047
[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
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May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
3430 2553
[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
3794 3297
[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
3910 3163
[887] 28: I’m glad you could make it
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[886] 27: I’m pleased to say
3655 2954
[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
3630 2897
[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
3359 2804
[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
3712 3030
[882] 21: Yes ...
3519 2825
[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
4043 3255
[880] 17: Thanks for the game
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[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
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[878] 15: Nice to meet you
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[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
4107 3664
[876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road
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[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
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[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
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[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
8076 8457
[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
6433 5994
[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
3874 3260
[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
3658 3460
[869] 2: So have you patched things up
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Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
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[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
3898 4761
[866] 26: What are you listening to?
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[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
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[864] 24: You look grumpy
3896 3073
[863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home
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[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
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[861] 19: So how was “date night” last night?
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[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
3800 3283
[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
3536 2892
[858] 16: I work for the bank
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[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
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[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
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[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
3471 2765
[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
3500 3949
[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
3979 3134
[852] 8: Short back and sides today
3842 3108
[851] 5: I can
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[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
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[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
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Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
9907 12260
[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
7677 7815
[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
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[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
3859 4056
[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
5151 4196
[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
9122 10640
[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
4701 3739
[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
6433 7201
[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
4826 4076
[839] 12: I don’t understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
5994 5039
[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
4617 4580
[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
5131 4461
[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
5288 4504
[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
3725 3061
[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
7363 8563
[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
4729 4110
[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
3736 3385
[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
3619 3026
[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
5719 7355
[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
3801 3802
[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
3449 2699
[817] 8: What are you reading?
3658 2970
[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
4541 5551
[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
3534 2750
[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
3601 2605
[813] 4: You look out of sorts
3712 3458
[812] 1: You look distracted
4033 5807
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
4879 4422
[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
9643 11219
[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
10805 11125
[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
4102 3546
[806] 23: Sign here please
3976 3398
[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
3638 3024
[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
4426 4469
[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
3567 3017
[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
9303 11120
[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
3527 2964
[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
3710 3181
[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
3855 3146
[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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