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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
5211 Current Rating: 5211 + 5393 = 10604 votesCurrent Rating: 5211 + 5393 = 10604 votes 5393

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
3417 Current Rating: 3417 + 5168 = 8585 votesCurrent Rating: 3417 + 5168 = 8585 votes 5168

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
9839 Current Rating: 9839 + 10603 = 20442 votesCurrent Rating: 9839 + 10603 = 20442 votes 10603

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
4033 Current Rating: 4033 + 3252 = 7285 votesCurrent Rating: 4033 + 3252 = 7285 votes 3252

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
3254 Current Rating: 3254 + 4235 = 7489 votesCurrent Rating: 3254 + 4235 = 7489 votes 4235

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
3948 Current Rating: 3948 + 3163 = 7111 votesCurrent Rating: 3948 + 3163 = 7111 votes 3163

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
3718 Current Rating: 3718 + 2988 = 6706 votesCurrent Rating: 3718 + 2988 = 6706 votes 2988

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
10545 Current Rating: 10545 + 11883 = 22428 votesCurrent Rating: 10545 + 11883 = 22428 votes 11883

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
5936 Current Rating: 5936 + 6186 = 12122 votesCurrent Rating: 5936 + 6186 = 12122 votes 6186

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
8153 Current Rating: 8153 + 7206 = 15359 votesCurrent Rating: 8153 + 7206 = 15359 votes 7206

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
4166 Current Rating: 4166 + 5729 = 9895 votesCurrent Rating: 4166 + 5729 = 9895 votes 5729

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
3976 Current Rating: 3976 + 4083 = 8059 votesCurrent Rating: 3976 + 4083 = 8059 votes 4083


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
3401 Current Rating: 3401 + 3712 = 7113 votesCurrent Rating: 3401 + 3712 = 7113 votes 3712

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
4221 Current Rating: 4221 + 6006 = 10227 votesCurrent Rating: 4221 + 6006 = 10227 votes 6006

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
4363 Current Rating: 4363 + 6193 = 10556 votesCurrent Rating: 4363 + 6193 = 10556 votes 6193

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
3394 Current Rating: 3394 + 2477 = 5871 votesCurrent Rating: 3394 + 2477 = 5871 votes 2477

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
3979 Current Rating: 3979 + 3215 = 7194 votesCurrent Rating: 3979 + 3215 = 7194 votes 3215

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
4256 Current Rating: 4256 + 5043 = 9299 votesCurrent Rating: 4256 + 5043 = 9299 votes 5043

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
3763 Current Rating: 3763 + 3080 = 6843 votesCurrent Rating: 3763 + 3080 = 6843 votes 3080

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
4376 Current Rating: 4376 + 6320 = 10696 votesCurrent Rating: 4376 + 6320 = 10696 votes 6320

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
4325 Current Rating: 4325 + 5324 = 9649 votesCurrent Rating: 4325 + 5324 = 9649 votes 5324

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
3664 Current Rating: 3664 + 3771 = 7435 votesCurrent Rating: 3664 + 3771 = 7435 votes 3771

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
5429 Current Rating: 5429 + 6691 = 12120 votesCurrent Rating: 5429 + 6691 = 12120 votes 6691

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
5119 Current Rating: 5119 + 7075 = 12194 votesCurrent Rating: 5119 + 7075 = 12194 votes 7075

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
9089 Current Rating: 9089 + 10933 = 20022 votesCurrent Rating: 9089 + 10933 = 20022 votes 10933

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
4873 Current Rating: 4873 + 6784 = 11657 votesCurrent Rating: 4873 + 6784 = 11657 votes 6784

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
3643 Current Rating: 3643 + 2757 = 6400 votesCurrent Rating: 3643 + 2757 = 6400 votes 2757

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 2973 = 6609 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 2973 = 6609 votes 2973

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 3091 = 6917 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 3091 = 6917 votes 3091

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
8337 Current Rating: 8337 + 8553 = 16890 votesCurrent Rating: 8337 + 8553 = 16890 votes 8553

[995] 5: Back already?
3452 Current Rating: 3452 + 2789 = 6241 votesCurrent Rating: 3452 + 2789 = 6241 votes 2789

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 4606 = 8242 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 4606 = 8242 votes 4606

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
5942 Current Rating: 5942 + 7335 = 13277 votesCurrent Rating: 5942 + 7335 = 13277 votes 7335


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
4288 Current Rating: 4288 + 3776 = 8064 votesCurrent Rating: 4288 + 3776 = 8064 votes 3776

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
7353 Current Rating: 7353 + 7577 = 14930 votesCurrent Rating: 7353 + 7577 = 14930 votes 7577

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
3647 Current Rating: 3647 + 3687 = 7334 votesCurrent Rating: 3647 + 3687 = 7334 votes 3687

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
3457 Current Rating: 3457 + 2833 = 6290 votesCurrent Rating: 3457 + 2833 = 6290 votes 2833

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
4498 Current Rating: 4498 + 6267 = 10765 votesCurrent Rating: 4498 + 6267 = 10765 votes 6267

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
5423 Current Rating: 5423 + 8131 = 13554 votesCurrent Rating: 5423 + 8131 = 13554 votes 8131

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
4051 Current Rating: 4051 + 3609 = 7660 votesCurrent Rating: 4051 + 3609 = 7660 votes 3609

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
5913 Current Rating: 5913 + 6781 = 12694 votesCurrent Rating: 5913 + 6781 = 12694 votes 6781

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
4032 Current Rating: 4032 + 3240 = 7272 votesCurrent Rating: 4032 + 3240 = 7272 votes 3240

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
3481 Current Rating: 3481 + 2788 = 6269 votesCurrent Rating: 3481 + 2788 = 6269 votes 2788

[982] 17: Today s science class
3865 Current Rating: 3865 + 5732 = 9597 votesCurrent Rating: 3865 + 5732 = 9597 votes 5732

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
3683 Current Rating: 3683 + 2854 = 6537 votesCurrent Rating: 3683 + 2854 = 6537 votes 2854

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
3523 Current Rating: 3523 + 2776 = 6299 votesCurrent Rating: 3523 + 2776 = 6299 votes 2776

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
4265 Current Rating: 4265 + 4173 = 8438 votesCurrent Rating: 4265 + 4173 = 8438 votes 4173

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
28570 Current Rating: 28570 + 31499 = 60069 votesCurrent Rating: 28570 + 31499 = 60069 votes 31499

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
4409 Current Rating: 4409 + 4259 = 8668 votesCurrent Rating: 4409 + 4259 = 8668 votes 4259

[976] 8: Good morning sir
3464 Current Rating: 3464 + 3778 = 7242 votesCurrent Rating: 3464 + 3778 = 7242 votes 3778

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
4102 Current Rating: 4102 + 3490 = 7592 votesCurrent Rating: 4102 + 3490 = 7592 votes 3490

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
6147 Current Rating: 6147 + 5569 = 11716 votesCurrent Rating: 6147 + 5569 = 11716 votes 5569

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
3666 Current Rating: 3666 + 3603 = 7269 votesCurrent Rating: 3666 + 3603 = 7269 votes 3603

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
3654 Current Rating: 3654 + 3136 = 6790 votesCurrent Rating: 3654 + 3136 = 6790 votes 3136

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
4066 Current Rating: 4066 + 3281 = 7347 votesCurrent Rating: 4066 + 3281 = 7347 votes 3281


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
3507 Current Rating: 3507 + 2950 = 6457 votesCurrent Rating: 3507 + 2950 = 6457 votes 2950

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
4014 Current Rating: 4014 + 3628 = 7642 votesCurrent Rating: 4014 + 3628 = 7642 votes 3628

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
3782 Current Rating: 3782 + 3180 = 6962 votesCurrent Rating: 3782 + 3180 = 6962 votes 3180

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 3806 = 7571 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 3806 = 7571 votes 3806

[966] 20: Hi ladies
6440 Current Rating: 6440 + 5501 = 11941 votesCurrent Rating: 6440 + 5501 = 11941 votes 5501

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
3991 Current Rating: 3991 + 3260 = 7251 votesCurrent Rating: 3991 + 3260 = 7251 votes 3260

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
3953 Current Rating: 3953 + 3040 = 6993 votesCurrent Rating: 3953 + 3040 = 6993 votes 3040

[963] 17: Knock knock!
5334 Current Rating: 5334 + 5013 = 10347 votesCurrent Rating: 5334 + 5013 = 10347 votes 5013

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
3457 Current Rating: 3457 + 2801 = 6258 votesCurrent Rating: 3457 + 2801 = 6258 votes 2801

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
32836 Current Rating: 32836 + 38256 = 71092 votesCurrent Rating: 32836 + 38256 = 71092 votes 38256

[960] 12: We need your legal help
4107 Current Rating: 4107 + 3391 = 7498 votesCurrent Rating: 4107 + 3391 = 7498 votes 3391

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
4224 Current Rating: 4224 + 3395 = 7619 votesCurrent Rating: 4224 + 3395 = 7619 votes 3395

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
3409 Current Rating: 3409 + 2561 = 5970 votesCurrent Rating: 3409 + 2561 = 5970 votes 2561

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
3500 Current Rating: 3500 + 6178 = 9678 votesCurrent Rating: 3500 + 6178 = 9678 votes 6178

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
4001 Current Rating: 4001 + 5987 = 9988 votesCurrent Rating: 4001 + 5987 = 9988 votes 5987

[955] 5: So, what s news?
4104 Current Rating: 4104 + 4908 = 9012 votesCurrent Rating: 4104 + 4908 = 9012 votes 4908

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
3632 Current Rating: 3632 + 2800 = 6432 votesCurrent Rating: 3632 + 2800 = 6432 votes 2800

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
3454 Current Rating: 3454 + 4696 = 8150 votesCurrent Rating: 3454 + 4696 = 8150 votes 4696

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
3514 Current Rating: 3514 + 2686 = 6200 votesCurrent Rating: 3514 + 2686 = 6200 votes 2686


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
3468 Current Rating: 3468 + 3676 = 7144 votesCurrent Rating: 3468 + 3676 = 7144 votes 3676

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
2985 Current Rating: 2985 + 2204 = 5189 votesCurrent Rating: 2985 + 2204 = 5189 votes 2204

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
3771 Current Rating: 3771 + 3340 = 7111 votesCurrent Rating: 3771 + 3340 = 7111 votes 3340

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
3460 Current Rating: 3460 + 2549 = 6009 votesCurrent Rating: 3460 + 2549 = 6009 votes 2549

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
4509 Current Rating: 4509 + 3932 = 8441 votesCurrent Rating: 4509 + 3932 = 8441 votes 3932

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
3976 Current Rating: 3976 + 3189 = 7165 votesCurrent Rating: 3976 + 3189 = 7165 votes 3189

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
4450 Current Rating: 4450 + 3783 = 8233 votesCurrent Rating: 4450 + 3783 = 8233 votes 3783

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
5876 Current Rating: 5876 + 6961 = 12837 votesCurrent Rating: 5876 + 6961 = 12837 votes 6961

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
4096 Current Rating: 4096 + 3357 = 7453 votesCurrent Rating: 4096 + 3357 = 7453 votes 3357

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
5664 Current Rating: 5664 + 4881 = 10545 votesCurrent Rating: 5664 + 4881 = 10545 votes 4881

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
4372 Current Rating: 4372 + 3896 = 8268 votesCurrent Rating: 4372 + 3896 = 8268 votes 3896

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
8659 Current Rating: 8659 + 10184 = 18843 votesCurrent Rating: 8659 + 10184 = 18843 votes 10184

[939] 13: She s a hottie
3922 Current Rating: 3922 + 3449 = 7371 votesCurrent Rating: 3922 + 3449 = 7371 votes 3449

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
3446 Current Rating: 3446 + 2789 = 6235 votesCurrent Rating: 3446 + 2789 = 6235 votes 2789

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
3711 Current Rating: 3711 + 2940 = 6651 votesCurrent Rating: 3711 + 2940 = 6651 votes 2940

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
3634 Current Rating: 3634 + 2901 = 6535 votesCurrent Rating: 3634 + 2901 = 6535 votes 2901

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
3231 Current Rating: 3231 + 2496 = 5727 votesCurrent Rating: 3231 + 2496 = 5727 votes 2496

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
3937 Current Rating: 3937 + 3122 = 7059 votesCurrent Rating: 3937 + 3122 = 7059 votes 3122

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
3841 Current Rating: 3841 + 2954 = 6795 votesCurrent Rating: 3841 + 2954 = 6795 votes 2954


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
6090 Current Rating: 6090 + 5932 = 12022 votesCurrent Rating: 6090 + 5932 = 12022 votes 5932

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
3546 Current Rating: 3546 + 3686 = 7232 votesCurrent Rating: 3546 + 3686 = 7232 votes 3686

[930] 29: I need your help
3435 Current Rating: 3435 + 4416 = 7851 votesCurrent Rating: 3435 + 4416 = 7851 votes 4416

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
5659 Current Rating: 5659 + 5118 = 10777 votesCurrent Rating: 5659 + 5118 = 10777 votes 5118

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
3117 Current Rating: 3117 + 3240 = 6357 votesCurrent Rating: 3117 + 3240 = 6357 votes 3240

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
3962 Current Rating: 3962 + 3312 = 7274 votesCurrent Rating: 3962 + 3312 = 7274 votes 3312

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
3656 Current Rating: 3656 + 2769 = 6425 votesCurrent Rating: 3656 + 2769 = 6425 votes 2769

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
5128 Current Rating: 5128 + 4312 = 9440 votesCurrent Rating: 5128 + 4312 = 9440 votes 4312

[924] 19: Did things go well?
5235 Current Rating: 5235 + 4579 = 9814 votesCurrent Rating: 5235 + 4579 = 9814 votes 4579

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
4326 Current Rating: 4326 + 6129 = 10455 votesCurrent Rating: 4326 + 6129 = 10455 votes 6129

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
12144 Current Rating: 12144 + 13792 = 25936 votesCurrent Rating: 12144 + 13792 = 25936 votes 13792

[921] 16: You look wretched
6676 Current Rating: 6676 + 6317 = 12993 votesCurrent Rating: 6676 + 6317 = 12993 votes 6317

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
33732 Current Rating: 33732 + 36150 = 69882 votesCurrent Rating: 33732 + 36150 = 69882 votes 36150

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
9565 Current Rating: 9565 + 10748 = 20313 votesCurrent Rating: 9565 + 10748 = 20313 votes 10748

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
5312 Current Rating: 5312 + 7314 = 12626 votesCurrent Rating: 5312 + 7314 = 12626 votes 7314

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
31647 Current Rating: 31647 + 34950 = 66597 votesCurrent Rating: 31647 + 34950 = 66597 votes 34950

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
63215 Current Rating: 63215 + 67238 = 130453 votesCurrent Rating: 63215 + 67238 = 130453 votes 67238

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
8281 Current Rating: 8281 + 9137 = 17418 votesCurrent Rating: 8281 + 9137 = 17418 votes 9137

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
5246 Current Rating: 5246 + 4319 = 9565 votesCurrent Rating: 5246 + 4319 = 9565 votes 4319

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
3742 Current Rating: 3742 + 3884 = 7626 votesCurrent Rating: 3742 + 3884 = 7626 votes 3884

[912] 3: Good morning all
3630 Current Rating: 3630 + 3330 = 6960 votesCurrent Rating: 3630 + 3330 = 6960 votes 3330

[911] 2: He s cute ...
5236 Current Rating: 5236 + 4699 = 9935 votesCurrent Rating: 5236 + 4699 = 9935 votes 4699

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
9040 Current Rating: 9040 + 10038 = 19078 votesCurrent Rating: 9040 + 10038 = 19078 votes 10038


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
29495 Current Rating: 29495 + 31070 = 60565 votesCurrent Rating: 29495 + 31070 = 60565 votes 31070

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
5900 Current Rating: 5900 + 7275 = 13175 votesCurrent Rating: 5900 + 7275 = 13175 votes 7275

[907] 26: Knock knock!
3925 Current Rating: 3925 + 3637 = 7562 votesCurrent Rating: 3925 + 3637 = 7562 votes 3637

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
4231 Current Rating: 4231 + 3809 = 8040 votesCurrent Rating: 4231 + 3809 = 8040 votes 3809

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
3867 Current Rating: 3867 + 3278 = 7145 votesCurrent Rating: 3867 + 3278 = 7145 votes 3278

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
4313 Current Rating: 4313 + 3855 = 8168 votesCurrent Rating: 4313 + 3855 = 8168 votes 3855

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
6310 Current Rating: 6310 + 6960 = 13270 votesCurrent Rating: 6310 + 6960 = 13270 votes 6960

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
7304 Current Rating: 7304 + 9096 = 16400 votesCurrent Rating: 7304 + 9096 = 16400 votes 9096

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
4291 Current Rating: 4291 + 3608 = 7899 votesCurrent Rating: 4291 + 3608 = 7899 votes 3608

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
5138 Current Rating: 5138 + 4722 = 9860 votesCurrent Rating: 5138 + 4722 = 9860 votes 4722

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
3984 Current Rating: 3984 + 3368 = 7352 votesCurrent Rating: 3984 + 3368 = 7352 votes 3368

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
13333 Current Rating: 13333 + 15159 = 28492 votesCurrent Rating: 13333 + 15159 = 28492 votes 15159

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
28645 Current Rating: 28645 + 28891 = 57536 votesCurrent Rating: 28645 + 28891 = 57536 votes 28891

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
35502 Current Rating: 35502 + 36880 = 72382 votesCurrent Rating: 35502 + 36880 = 72382 votes 36880

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
3640 Current Rating: 3640 + 3100 = 6740 votesCurrent Rating: 3640 + 3100 = 6740 votes 3100

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
4438 Current Rating: 4438 + 3548 = 7986 votesCurrent Rating: 4438 + 3548 = 7986 votes 3548

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
4030 Current Rating: 4030 + 3577 = 7607 votesCurrent Rating: 4030 + 3577 = 7607 votes 3577

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
3877 Current Rating: 3877 + 3191 = 7068 votesCurrent Rating: 3877 + 3191 = 7068 votes 3191

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
4808 Current Rating: 4808 + 6100 = 10908 votesCurrent Rating: 4808 + 6100 = 10908 votes 6100


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
3658 Current Rating: 3658 + 2795 = 6453 votesCurrent Rating: 3658 + 2795 = 6453 votes 2795

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
3916 Current Rating: 3916 + 3419 = 7335 votesCurrent Rating: 3916 + 3419 = 7335 votes 3419

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
4039 Current Rating: 4039 + 3305 = 7344 votesCurrent Rating: 4039 + 3305 = 7344 votes 3305

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
11974 Current Rating: 11974 + 12832 = 24806 votesCurrent Rating: 11974 + 12832 = 24806 votes 12832

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
3781 Current Rating: 3781 + 3088 = 6869 votesCurrent Rating: 3781 + 3088 = 6869 votes 3088

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
3755 Current Rating: 3755 + 3022 = 6777 votesCurrent Rating: 3755 + 3022 = 6777 votes 3022

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
3497 Current Rating: 3497 + 2936 = 6433 votesCurrent Rating: 3497 + 2936 = 6433 votes 2936

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 3160 = 6997 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 3160 = 6997 votes 3160

[882] 21: Yes ...
3658 Current Rating: 3658 + 2970 = 6628 votesCurrent Rating: 3658 + 2970 = 6628 votes 2970

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
4214 Current Rating: 4214 + 3380 = 7594 votesCurrent Rating: 4214 + 3380 = 7594 votes 3380

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
5196 Current Rating: 5196 + 10478 = 15674 votesCurrent Rating: 5196 + 10478 = 15674 votes 10478

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
5806 Current Rating: 5806 + 6395 = 12201 votesCurrent Rating: 5806 + 6395 = 12201 votes 6395

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
5527 Current Rating: 5527 + 7525 = 13052 votesCurrent Rating: 5527 + 7525 = 13052 votes 7525

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
4240 Current Rating: 4240 + 3772 = 8012 votesCurrent Rating: 4240 + 3772 = 8012 votes 3772

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
21482 Current Rating: 21482 + 22502 = 43984 votesCurrent Rating: 21482 + 22502 = 43984 votes 22502

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
18835 Current Rating: 18835 + 21501 = 40336 votesCurrent Rating: 18835 + 21501 = 40336 votes 21501

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
3450 Current Rating: 3450 + 2773 = 6223 votesCurrent Rating: 3450 + 2773 = 6223 votes 2773

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
8182 Current Rating: 8182 + 8544 = 16726 votesCurrent Rating: 8182 + 8544 = 16726 votes 8544

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
6571 Current Rating: 6571 + 6097 = 12668 votesCurrent Rating: 6571 + 6097 = 12668 votes 6097

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
3996 Current Rating: 3996 + 3386 = 7382 votesCurrent Rating: 3996 + 3386 = 7382 votes 3386

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 3587 = 7386 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 3587 = 7386 votes 3587

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
4602 Current Rating: 4602 + 5503 = 10105 votesCurrent Rating: 4602 + 5503 = 10105 votes 5503


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
16855 Current Rating: 16855 + 18624 = 35479 votesCurrent Rating: 16855 + 18624 = 35479 votes 18624

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
4025 Current Rating: 4025 + 4894 = 8919 votesCurrent Rating: 4025 + 4894 = 8919 votes 4894

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
8939 Current Rating: 8939 + 10874 = 19813 votesCurrent Rating: 8939 + 10874 = 19813 votes 10874

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
5588 Current Rating: 5588 + 5273 = 10861 votesCurrent Rating: 5588 + 5273 = 10861 votes 5273

[864] 24: You look grumpy
4024 Current Rating: 4024 + 3224 = 7248 votesCurrent Rating: 4024 + 3224 = 7248 votes 3224

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
3970 Current Rating: 3970 + 4170 = 8140 votesCurrent Rating: 3970 + 4170 = 8140 votes 4170

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
8651 Current Rating: 8651 + 10532 = 19183 votesCurrent Rating: 8651 + 10532 = 19183 votes 10532

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
4714 Current Rating: 4714 + 4574 = 9288 votesCurrent Rating: 4714 + 4574 = 9288 votes 4574

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
3957 Current Rating: 3957 + 3446 = 7403 votesCurrent Rating: 3957 + 3446 = 7403 votes 3446

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
3694 Current Rating: 3694 + 3053 = 6747 votesCurrent Rating: 3694 + 3053 = 6747 votes 3053

[858] 16: I work for the bank
3749 Current Rating: 3749 + 3035 = 6784 votesCurrent Rating: 3749 + 3035 = 6784 votes 3035

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
4479 Current Rating: 4479 + 4622 = 9101 votesCurrent Rating: 4479 + 4622 = 9101 votes 4622

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
5164 Current Rating: 5164 + 5409 = 10573 votesCurrent Rating: 5164 + 5409 = 10573 votes 5409

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
3653 Current Rating: 3653 + 2961 = 6614 votesCurrent Rating: 3653 + 2961 = 6614 votes 2961

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
3622 Current Rating: 3622 + 4074 = 7696 votesCurrent Rating: 3622 + 4074 = 7696 votes 4074

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
4133 Current Rating: 4133 + 3278 = 7411 votesCurrent Rating: 4133 + 3278 = 7411 votes 3278

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
3969 Current Rating: 3969 + 3249 = 7218 votesCurrent Rating: 3969 + 3249 = 7218 votes 3249

[851] 5: I can
10694 Current Rating: 10694 + 12865 = 23559 votesCurrent Rating: 10694 + 12865 = 23559 votes 12865

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
19987 Current Rating: 19987 + 20027 = 40014 votesCurrent Rating: 19987 + 20027 = 40014 votes 20027

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
13942 Current Rating: 13942 + 15770 = 29712 votesCurrent Rating: 13942 + 15770 = 29712 votes 15770


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
10087 Current Rating: 10087 + 12394 = 22481 votesCurrent Rating: 10087 + 12394 = 22481 votes 12394

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
7787 Current Rating: 7787 + 7906 = 15693 votesCurrent Rating: 7787 + 7906 = 15693 votes 7906

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
19517 Current Rating: 19517 + 25954 = 45471 votesCurrent Rating: 19517 + 25954 = 45471 votes 25954

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
3994 Current Rating: 3994 + 4198 = 8192 votesCurrent Rating: 3994 + 4198 = 8192 votes 4198

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
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[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
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[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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