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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
6222 Current Rating: 6222 + 6304 = 12526 votesCurrent Rating: 6222 + 6304 = 12526 votes 6304

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
4504 Current Rating: 4504 + 6211 = 10715 votesCurrent Rating: 4504 + 6211 = 10715 votes 6211

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
10957 Current Rating: 10957 + 11720 = 22677 votesCurrent Rating: 10957 + 11720 = 22677 votes 11720

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
5279 Current Rating: 5279 + 4460 = 9739 votesCurrent Rating: 5279 + 4460 = 9739 votes 4460

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
4203 Current Rating: 4203 + 5123 = 9326 votesCurrent Rating: 4203 + 5123 = 9326 votes 5123

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
5362 Current Rating: 5362 + 4517 = 9879 votesCurrent Rating: 5362 + 4517 = 9879 votes 4517

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
4800 Current Rating: 4800 + 4006 = 8806 votesCurrent Rating: 4800 + 4006 = 8806 votes 4006

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
11525 Current Rating: 11525 + 12832 = 24357 votesCurrent Rating: 11525 + 12832 = 24357 votes 12832

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
7050 Current Rating: 7050 + 7191 = 14241 votesCurrent Rating: 7050 + 7191 = 14241 votes 7191

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
9175 Current Rating: 9175 + 8157 = 17332 votesCurrent Rating: 9175 + 8157 = 17332 votes 8157

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
5323 Current Rating: 5323 + 6850 = 12173 votesCurrent Rating: 5323 + 6850 = 12173 votes 6850

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
5123 Current Rating: 5123 + 5182 = 10305 votesCurrent Rating: 5123 + 5182 = 10305 votes 5182


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
4499 Current Rating: 4499 + 4729 = 9228 votesCurrent Rating: 4499 + 4729 = 9228 votes 4729

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
5387 Current Rating: 5387 + 7100 = 12487 votesCurrent Rating: 5387 + 7100 = 12487 votes 7100

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
5741 Current Rating: 5741 + 7462 = 13203 votesCurrent Rating: 5741 + 7462 = 13203 votes 7462

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
4578 Current Rating: 4578 + 3617 = 8195 votesCurrent Rating: 4578 + 3617 = 8195 votes 3617

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
5231 Current Rating: 5231 + 4387 = 9618 votesCurrent Rating: 5231 + 4387 = 9618 votes 4387

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
5428 Current Rating: 5428 + 6112 = 11540 votesCurrent Rating: 5428 + 6112 = 11540 votes 6112

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
4999 Current Rating: 4999 + 4266 = 9265 votesCurrent Rating: 4999 + 4266 = 9265 votes 4266

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
5631 Current Rating: 5631 + 7459 = 13090 votesCurrent Rating: 5631 + 7459 = 13090 votes 7459

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
5454 Current Rating: 5454 + 6391 = 11845 votesCurrent Rating: 5454 + 6391 = 11845 votes 6391

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
4715 Current Rating: 4715 + 4757 = 9472 votesCurrent Rating: 4715 + 4757 = 9472 votes 4757

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
6561 Current Rating: 6561 + 7739 = 14300 votesCurrent Rating: 6561 + 7739 = 14300 votes 7739

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
6243 Current Rating: 6243 + 8087 = 14330 votesCurrent Rating: 6243 + 8087 = 14330 votes 8087

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
10455 Current Rating: 10455 + 12271 = 22726 votesCurrent Rating: 10455 + 12271 = 22726 votes 12271

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
6083 Current Rating: 6083 + 7870 = 13953 votesCurrent Rating: 6083 + 7870 = 13953 votes 7870

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
4987 Current Rating: 4987 + 3981 = 8968 votesCurrent Rating: 4987 + 3981 = 8968 votes 3981

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
4819 Current Rating: 4819 + 4074 = 8893 votesCurrent Rating: 4819 + 4074 = 8893 votes 4074

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
5191 Current Rating: 5191 + 4352 = 9543 votesCurrent Rating: 5191 + 4352 = 9543 votes 4352

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
9278 Current Rating: 9278 + 9400 = 18678 votesCurrent Rating: 9278 + 9400 = 18678 votes 9400

[995] 5: Back already?
4361 Current Rating: 4361 + 3619 = 7980 votesCurrent Rating: 4361 + 3619 = 7980 votes 3619

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
4511 Current Rating: 4511 + 5424 = 9935 votesCurrent Rating: 4511 + 5424 = 9935 votes 5424

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
7234 Current Rating: 7234 + 8468 = 15702 votesCurrent Rating: 7234 + 8468 = 15702 votes 8468


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
5453 Current Rating: 5453 + 4797 = 10250 votesCurrent Rating: 5453 + 4797 = 10250 votes 4797

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
8564 Current Rating: 8564 + 8672 = 17236 votesCurrent Rating: 8564 + 8672 = 17236 votes 8672

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
4556 Current Rating: 4556 + 4546 = 9102 votesCurrent Rating: 4556 + 4546 = 9102 votes 4546

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
4524 Current Rating: 4524 + 3833 = 8357 votesCurrent Rating: 4524 + 3833 = 8357 votes 3833

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
5767 Current Rating: 5767 + 7408 = 13175 votesCurrent Rating: 5767 + 7408 = 13175 votes 7408

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
6609 Current Rating: 6609 + 9151 = 15760 votesCurrent Rating: 6609 + 9151 = 15760 votes 9151

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
5244 Current Rating: 5244 + 4685 = 9929 votesCurrent Rating: 5244 + 4685 = 9929 votes 4685

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
7217 Current Rating: 7217 + 7895 = 15112 votesCurrent Rating: 7217 + 7895 = 15112 votes 7895

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
5365 Current Rating: 5365 + 4468 = 9833 votesCurrent Rating: 5365 + 4468 = 9833 votes 4468

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
4636 Current Rating: 4636 + 3927 = 8563 votesCurrent Rating: 4636 + 3927 = 8563 votes 3927

[982] 17: Today s science class
5095 Current Rating: 5095 + 6873 = 11968 votesCurrent Rating: 5095 + 6873 = 11968 votes 6873

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
4749 Current Rating: 4749 + 3826 = 8575 votesCurrent Rating: 4749 + 3826 = 8575 votes 3826

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
4679 Current Rating: 4679 + 3841 = 8520 votesCurrent Rating: 4679 + 3841 = 8520 votes 3841

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
5708 Current Rating: 5708 + 5436 = 11144 votesCurrent Rating: 5708 + 5436 = 11144 votes 5436

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
29543 Current Rating: 29543 + 32392 = 61935 votesCurrent Rating: 29543 + 32392 = 61935 votes 32392

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
5768 Current Rating: 5768 + 5482 = 11250 votesCurrent Rating: 5768 + 5482 = 11250 votes 5482

[976] 8: Good morning sir
4503 Current Rating: 4503 + 4771 = 9274 votesCurrent Rating: 4503 + 4771 = 9274 votes 4771

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
5342 Current Rating: 5342 + 4566 = 9908 votesCurrent Rating: 5342 + 4566 = 9908 votes 4566

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
7049 Current Rating: 7049 + 6361 = 13410 votesCurrent Rating: 7049 + 6361 = 13410 votes 6361

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
4720 Current Rating: 4720 + 4544 = 9264 votesCurrent Rating: 4720 + 4544 = 9264 votes 4544

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
4757 Current Rating: 4757 + 4185 = 8942 votesCurrent Rating: 4757 + 4185 = 8942 votes 4185

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
5498 Current Rating: 5498 + 4577 = 10075 votesCurrent Rating: 5498 + 4577 = 10075 votes 4577


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
4663 Current Rating: 4663 + 4011 = 8674 votesCurrent Rating: 4663 + 4011 = 8674 votes 4011

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
5551 Current Rating: 5551 + 5028 = 10579 votesCurrent Rating: 5551 + 5028 = 10579 votes 5028

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
4996 Current Rating: 4996 + 4353 = 9349 votesCurrent Rating: 4996 + 4353 = 9349 votes 4353

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
5101 Current Rating: 5101 + 5060 = 10161 votesCurrent Rating: 5101 + 5060 = 10161 votes 5060

[966] 20: Hi ladies
7591 Current Rating: 7591 + 6491 = 14082 votesCurrent Rating: 7591 + 6491 = 14082 votes 6491

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
5211 Current Rating: 5211 + 4365 = 9576 votesCurrent Rating: 5211 + 4365 = 9576 votes 4365

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
4953 Current Rating: 4953 + 3981 = 8934 votesCurrent Rating: 4953 + 3981 = 8934 votes 3981

[963] 17: Knock knock!
6801 Current Rating: 6801 + 6282 = 13083 votesCurrent Rating: 6801 + 6282 = 13083 votes 6282

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
4689 Current Rating: 4689 + 3967 = 8656 votesCurrent Rating: 4689 + 3967 = 8656 votes 3967

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
34590 Current Rating: 34590 + 39915 = 74505 votesCurrent Rating: 34590 + 39915 = 74505 votes 39915

[960] 12: We need your legal help
5502 Current Rating: 5502 + 4641 = 10143 votesCurrent Rating: 5502 + 4641 = 10143 votes 4641

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
5335 Current Rating: 5335 + 4371 = 9706 votesCurrent Rating: 5335 + 4371 = 9706 votes 4371

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
4414 Current Rating: 4414 + 3508 = 7922 votesCurrent Rating: 4414 + 3508 = 7922 votes 3508

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
4544 Current Rating: 4544 + 7156 = 11700 votesCurrent Rating: 4544 + 7156 = 11700 votes 7156

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
5245 Current Rating: 5245 + 7066 = 12311 votesCurrent Rating: 5245 + 7066 = 12311 votes 7066

[955] 5: So, what s news?
5371 Current Rating: 5371 + 6021 = 11392 votesCurrent Rating: 5371 + 6021 = 11392 votes 6021

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
4757 Current Rating: 4757 + 3838 = 8595 votesCurrent Rating: 4757 + 3838 = 8595 votes 3838

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
4382 Current Rating: 4382 + 5579 = 9961 votesCurrent Rating: 4382 + 5579 = 9961 votes 5579

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
4677 Current Rating: 4677 + 3772 = 8449 votesCurrent Rating: 4677 + 3772 = 8449 votes 3772


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
4388 Current Rating: 4388 + 4539 = 8927 votesCurrent Rating: 4388 + 4539 = 8927 votes 4539

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
3893 Current Rating: 3893 + 3034 = 6927 votesCurrent Rating: 3893 + 3034 = 6927 votes 3034

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
5105 Current Rating: 5105 + 4617 = 9722 votesCurrent Rating: 5105 + 4617 = 9722 votes 4617

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
4387 Current Rating: 4387 + 3378 = 7765 votesCurrent Rating: 4387 + 3378 = 7765 votes 3378

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
5964 Current Rating: 5964 + 5201 = 11165 votesCurrent Rating: 5964 + 5201 = 11165 votes 5201

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
5338 Current Rating: 5338 + 4372 = 9710 votesCurrent Rating: 5338 + 4372 = 9710 votes 4372

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
5882 Current Rating: 5882 + 5075 = 10957 votesCurrent Rating: 5882 + 5075 = 10957 votes 5075

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
6776 Current Rating: 6776 + 7722 = 14498 votesCurrent Rating: 6776 + 7722 = 14498 votes 7722

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
5526 Current Rating: 5526 + 4634 = 10160 votesCurrent Rating: 5526 + 4634 = 10160 votes 4634

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
6988 Current Rating: 6988 + 6091 = 13079 votesCurrent Rating: 6988 + 6091 = 13079 votes 6091

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
5633 Current Rating: 5633 + 5039 = 10672 votesCurrent Rating: 5633 + 5039 = 10672 votes 5039

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
10064 Current Rating: 10064 + 11444 = 21508 votesCurrent Rating: 10064 + 11444 = 21508 votes 11444

[939] 13: She s a hottie
5285 Current Rating: 5285 + 4672 = 9957 votesCurrent Rating: 5285 + 4672 = 9957 votes 4672

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
4511 Current Rating: 4511 + 3799 = 8310 votesCurrent Rating: 4511 + 3799 = 8310 votes 3799

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
4701 Current Rating: 4701 + 3874 = 8575 votesCurrent Rating: 4701 + 3874 = 8575 votes 3874

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
4767 Current Rating: 4767 + 3986 = 8753 votesCurrent Rating: 4767 + 3986 = 8753 votes 3986

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
4408 Current Rating: 4408 + 3622 = 8030 votesCurrent Rating: 4408 + 3622 = 8030 votes 3622

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
5284 Current Rating: 5284 + 4323 = 9607 votesCurrent Rating: 5284 + 4323 = 9607 votes 4323

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
4985 Current Rating: 4985 + 4063 = 9048 votesCurrent Rating: 4985 + 4063 = 9048 votes 4063


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
7115 Current Rating: 7115 + 6824 = 13939 votesCurrent Rating: 7115 + 6824 = 13939 votes 6824

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
4602 Current Rating: 4602 + 4688 = 9290 votesCurrent Rating: 4602 + 4688 = 9290 votes 4688

[930] 29: I need your help
4391 Current Rating: 4391 + 5304 = 9695 votesCurrent Rating: 4391 + 5304 = 9695 votes 5304

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
6861 Current Rating: 6861 + 6131 = 12992 votesCurrent Rating: 6861 + 6131 = 12992 votes 6131

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
4061 Current Rating: 4061 + 4083 = 8144 votesCurrent Rating: 4061 + 4083 = 8144 votes 4083

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
5177 Current Rating: 5177 + 4432 = 9609 votesCurrent Rating: 5177 + 4432 = 9609 votes 4432

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
4714 Current Rating: 4714 + 3710 = 8424 votesCurrent Rating: 4714 + 3710 = 8424 votes 3710

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
6590 Current Rating: 6590 + 5592 = 12182 votesCurrent Rating: 6590 + 5592 = 12182 votes 5592

[924] 19: Did things go well?
6513 Current Rating: 6513 + 5714 = 12227 votesCurrent Rating: 6513 + 5714 = 12227 votes 5714

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
5260 Current Rating: 5260 + 6897 = 12157 votesCurrent Rating: 5260 + 6897 = 12157 votes 6897

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
13426 Current Rating: 13426 + 15074 = 28500 votesCurrent Rating: 13426 + 15074 = 28500 votes 15074

[921] 16: You look wretched
7987 Current Rating: 7987 + 7457 = 15444 votesCurrent Rating: 7987 + 7457 = 15444 votes 7457

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
34998 Current Rating: 34998 + 37385 = 72383 votesCurrent Rating: 34998 + 37385 = 72383 votes 37385

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
10782 Current Rating: 10782 + 11889 = 22671 votesCurrent Rating: 10782 + 11889 = 22671 votes 11889

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
6620 Current Rating: 6620 + 8491 = 15111 votesCurrent Rating: 6620 + 8491 = 15111 votes 8491

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
32902 Current Rating: 32902 + 36117 = 69019 votesCurrent Rating: 32902 + 36117 = 69019 votes 36117

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
64640 Current Rating: 64640 + 68431 = 133071 votesCurrent Rating: 64640 + 68431 = 133071 votes 68431

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
9439 Current Rating: 9439 + 10171 = 19610 votesCurrent Rating: 9439 + 10171 = 19610 votes 10171

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
6494 Current Rating: 6494 + 5370 = 11864 votesCurrent Rating: 6494 + 5370 = 11864 votes 5370

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
4622 Current Rating: 4622 + 4718 = 9340 votesCurrent Rating: 4622 + 4718 = 9340 votes 4718

[912] 3: Good morning all
4550 Current Rating: 4550 + 4182 = 8732 votesCurrent Rating: 4550 + 4182 = 8732 votes 4182

[911] 2: He s cute ...
6518 Current Rating: 6518 + 5828 = 12346 votesCurrent Rating: 6518 + 5828 = 12346 votes 5828

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
10340 Current Rating: 10340 + 11228 = 21568 votesCurrent Rating: 10340 + 11228 = 21568 votes 11228


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
30862 Current Rating: 30862 + 32418 = 63280 votesCurrent Rating: 30862 + 32418 = 63280 votes 32418

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
6779 Current Rating: 6779 + 8019 = 14798 votesCurrent Rating: 6779 + 8019 = 14798 votes 8019

[907] 26: Knock knock!
4930 Current Rating: 4930 + 4555 = 9485 votesCurrent Rating: 4930 + 4555 = 9485 votes 4555

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
5454 Current Rating: 5454 + 4960 = 10414 votesCurrent Rating: 5454 + 4960 = 10414 votes 4960

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
5006 Current Rating: 5006 + 4375 = 9381 votesCurrent Rating: 5006 + 4375 = 9381 votes 4375

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
5503 Current Rating: 5503 + 4881 = 10384 votesCurrent Rating: 5503 + 4881 = 10384 votes 4881

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
7663 Current Rating: 7663 + 8177 = 15840 votesCurrent Rating: 7663 + 8177 = 15840 votes 8177

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
8173 Current Rating: 8173 + 9825 = 17998 votesCurrent Rating: 8173 + 9825 = 17998 votes 9825

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
5497 Current Rating: 5497 + 4646 = 10143 votesCurrent Rating: 5497 + 4646 = 10143 votes 4646

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
6236 Current Rating: 6236 + 5653 = 11889 votesCurrent Rating: 6236 + 5653 = 11889 votes 5653

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
5297 Current Rating: 5297 + 4557 = 9854 votesCurrent Rating: 5297 + 4557 = 9854 votes 4557

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
14622 Current Rating: 14622 + 16357 = 30979 votesCurrent Rating: 14622 + 16357 = 30979 votes 16357

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
29695 Current Rating: 29695 + 29911 = 59606 votesCurrent Rating: 29695 + 29911 = 59606 votes 29911

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
36571 Current Rating: 36571 + 37892 = 74463 votesCurrent Rating: 36571 + 37892 = 74463 votes 37892

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
4623 Current Rating: 4623 + 4019 = 8642 votesCurrent Rating: 4623 + 4019 = 8642 votes 4019

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
5757 Current Rating: 5757 + 4744 = 10501 votesCurrent Rating: 5757 + 4744 = 10501 votes 4744

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
5476 Current Rating: 5476 + 4899 = 10375 votesCurrent Rating: 5476 + 4899 = 10375 votes 4899

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
5258 Current Rating: 5258 + 4464 = 9722 votesCurrent Rating: 5258 + 4464 = 9722 votes 4464

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
5964 Current Rating: 5964 + 7078 = 13042 votesCurrent Rating: 5964 + 7078 = 13042 votes 7078


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
4548 Current Rating: 4548 + 3646 = 8194 votesCurrent Rating: 4548 + 3646 = 8194 votes 3646

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
5037 Current Rating: 5037 + 4452 = 9489 votesCurrent Rating: 5037 + 4452 = 9489 votes 4452

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
5314 Current Rating: 5314 + 4438 = 9752 votesCurrent Rating: 5314 + 4438 = 9752 votes 4438

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
13160 Current Rating: 13160 + 13976 = 27136 votesCurrent Rating: 13160 + 13976 = 27136 votes 13976

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
4858 Current Rating: 4858 + 4053 = 8911 votesCurrent Rating: 4858 + 4053 = 8911 votes 4053

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
4773 Current Rating: 4773 + 3918 = 8691 votesCurrent Rating: 4773 + 3918 = 8691 votes 3918

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
4372 Current Rating: 4372 + 3791 = 8163 votesCurrent Rating: 4372 + 3791 = 8163 votes 3791

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
5220 Current Rating: 5220 + 4413 = 9633 votesCurrent Rating: 5220 + 4413 = 9633 votes 4413

[882] 21: Yes ...
4876 Current Rating: 4876 + 4139 = 9015 votesCurrent Rating: 4876 + 4139 = 9015 votes 4139

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
5638 Current Rating: 5638 + 4723 = 10361 votesCurrent Rating: 5638 + 4723 = 10361 votes 4723

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
6897 Current Rating: 6897 + 11840 = 18737 votesCurrent Rating: 6897 + 11840 = 18737 votes 11840

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
6884 Current Rating: 6884 + 7308 = 14192 votesCurrent Rating: 6884 + 7308 = 14192 votes 7308

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
6662 Current Rating: 6662 + 8555 = 15217 votesCurrent Rating: 6662 + 8555 = 15217 votes 8555

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
5276 Current Rating: 5276 + 4669 = 9945 votesCurrent Rating: 5276 + 4669 = 9945 votes 4669

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
23105 Current Rating: 23105 + 24019 = 47124 votesCurrent Rating: 23105 + 24019 = 47124 votes 24019

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
20306 Current Rating: 20306 + 22865 = 43171 votesCurrent Rating: 20306 + 22865 = 43171 votes 22865

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
4571 Current Rating: 4571 + 3868 = 8439 votesCurrent Rating: 4571 + 3868 = 8439 votes 3868

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
9223 Current Rating: 9223 + 9492 = 18715 votesCurrent Rating: 9223 + 9492 = 18715 votes 9492

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
7400 Current Rating: 7400 + 6803 = 14203 votesCurrent Rating: 7400 + 6803 = 14203 votes 6803

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
5095 Current Rating: 5095 + 4422 = 9517 votesCurrent Rating: 5095 + 4422 = 9517 votes 4422

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
4955 Current Rating: 4955 + 4693 = 9648 votesCurrent Rating: 4955 + 4693 = 9648 votes 4693

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
5586 Current Rating: 5586 + 6333 = 11919 votesCurrent Rating: 5586 + 6333 = 11919 votes 6333


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
18631 Current Rating: 18631 + 20216 = 38847 votesCurrent Rating: 18631 + 20216 = 38847 votes 20216

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
5189 Current Rating: 5189 + 5949 = 11138 votesCurrent Rating: 5189 + 5949 = 11138 votes 5949

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
10278 Current Rating: 10278 + 12303 = 22581 votesCurrent Rating: 10278 + 12303 = 22581 votes 12303

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
6764 Current Rating: 6764 + 6272 = 13036 votesCurrent Rating: 6764 + 6272 = 13036 votes 6272

[864] 24: You look grumpy
5236 Current Rating: 5236 + 4282 = 9518 votesCurrent Rating: 5236 + 4282 = 9518 votes 4282

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
5152 Current Rating: 5152 + 5206 = 10358 votesCurrent Rating: 5152 + 5206 = 10358 votes 5206

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
9981 Current Rating: 9981 + 11757 = 21738 votesCurrent Rating: 9981 + 11757 = 21738 votes 11757

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
6030 Current Rating: 6030 + 5712 = 11742 votesCurrent Rating: 6030 + 5712 = 11742 votes 5712

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
5228 Current Rating: 5228 + 4629 = 9857 votesCurrent Rating: 5228 + 4629 = 9857 votes 4629

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
4834 Current Rating: 4834 + 4113 = 8947 votesCurrent Rating: 4834 + 4113 = 8947 votes 4113

[858] 16: I work for the bank
4870 Current Rating: 4870 + 4081 = 8951 votesCurrent Rating: 4870 + 4081 = 8951 votes 4081

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
5864 Current Rating: 5864 + 5856 = 11720 votesCurrent Rating: 5864 + 5856 = 11720 votes 5856

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
6355 Current Rating: 6355 + 6485 = 12840 votesCurrent Rating: 6355 + 6485 = 12840 votes 6485

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
4501 Current Rating: 4501 + 3755 = 8256 votesCurrent Rating: 4501 + 3755 = 8256 votes 3755

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
4729 Current Rating: 4729 + 5111 = 9840 votesCurrent Rating: 4729 + 5111 = 9840 votes 5111

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
5496 Current Rating: 5496 + 4526 = 10022 votesCurrent Rating: 5496 + 4526 = 10022 votes 4526

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
5421 Current Rating: 5421 + 4569 = 9990 votesCurrent Rating: 5421 + 4569 = 9990 votes 4569

[851] 5: I can
12365 Current Rating: 12365 + 14557 = 26922 votesCurrent Rating: 12365 + 14557 = 26922 votes 14557

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
21564 Current Rating: 21564 + 21464 = 43028 votesCurrent Rating: 21564 + 21464 = 43028 votes 21464

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
15798 Current Rating: 15798 + 17504 = 33302 votesCurrent Rating: 15798 + 17504 = 33302 votes 17504


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
11625 Current Rating: 11625 + 13854 = 25479 votesCurrent Rating: 11625 + 13854 = 25479 votes 13854

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
8972 Current Rating: 8972 + 8957 = 17929 votesCurrent Rating: 8972 + 8957 = 17929 votes 8957

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
21902 Current Rating: 21902 + 28028 = 49930 votesCurrent Rating: 21902 + 28028 = 49930 votes 28028

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
5196 Current Rating: 5196 + 5249 = 10445 votesCurrent Rating: 5196 + 5249 = 10445 votes 5249

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
8537 Current Rating: 8537 + 9590 = 18127 votesCurrent Rating: 8537 + 9590 = 18127 votes 9590

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
6759 Current Rating: 6759 + 5877 = 12636 votesCurrent Rating: 6759 + 5877 = 12636 votes 5877

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
7261 Current Rating: 7261 + 8675 = 15936 votesCurrent Rating: 7261 + 8675 = 15936 votes 8675

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
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[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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