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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
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[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
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[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
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[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
4651 3821
[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
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[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
4789 3947
[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
4311 3516
[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
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[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
6478 6642
[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
8620 7625
[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
4765 6283
[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
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Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
4001 4251
[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
4809 6523
[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
5034 6759
[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
4054 3077
[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
4615 3789
[1008] 22: I need to check my email
4857 5557
[1007] 21: Why the long face?
4393 3634
[1006] 20: Oh shit!
4991 6827
[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
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[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
4259 4279
[1003] 15: You arsehole!
6005 7194
[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
5704 7561
[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
9708 11510
[1000] 12: I want a divorce
5527 7311
[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
4410 3401
[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
4255 3493
[997] 7: My wife s knickers
4487 3665
[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
8807 8959
[995] 5: Back already?
3944 3227
[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
4126 5031
[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
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Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
4886 4247
[991] 30: I got fired from my job
7942 8071
[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
4150 4131
[989] 28: I just don t understand men
4018 3330
[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
5130 6773
[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
6016 8594
[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
4684 4127
[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
6534 7270
[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
4709 3792
[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
4086 3343
[982] 17: Today s science class
4509 6284
[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
4250 3324
[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
4115 3286
[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
4948 4738
[978] 11: Do you have any children?
29093 31958
[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
5072 4794
[976] 8: Good morning sir
4023 4268
[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
4729 3994
[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
6627 5949
[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
4221 4067
[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
4223 3649
[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
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Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
4131 3453
[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
4783 4263
[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
4416 3729
[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
4456 4392
[966] 20: Hi ladies
6993 5952
[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
4639 3793
[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
4486 3497
[963] 17: Knock knock!
6013 5555
[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
4070 3355
[961] 13: How did the operation go?
33772 39079
[960] 12: We need your legal help
4790 3968
[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
4855 3922
[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
3951 3033
[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
4057 6670
[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
4654 6510
[955] 5: So, what s news?
4749 5427
[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
4202 3291
[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
3966 5154
[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
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Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
3971 4123
[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
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[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
4454 3930
[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
3977 2979
[947] 23: I have to find a new job
5205 4472
[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
4646 3728
[945] 21: I need you to represent me
5144 4350
[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
6372 7326
[943] 19: You just know what he s after
4797 3924
[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
6311 5387
[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
5011 4412
[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
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[939] 13: She s a hottie
4599 4012
[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
4036 3304
[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
4229 3397
[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
4221 3424
[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
3813 3035
[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
4647 3685
[933] 2: Happy anniversary
4435 3462
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Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
6622 6362
[931] 30: Nice to see you again
4116 4203
[930] 29: I need your help
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[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
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[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
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[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
4614 3847
[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
4334 3312
[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
5821 4878
[924] 19: Did things go well?
5852 5085
[923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already?
4843 6521
[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
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[921] 16: You look wretched
7289 6811
[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
34352 36710
[919] 12: Who was at the door?
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[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
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[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
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[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
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[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
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[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
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[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
4227 4311
[912] 3: Good morning all
4131 3763
[911] 2: He s cute ...
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[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
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Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
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[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
6372 7630
[907] 26: Knock knock!
4466 4089
[906] 25: I heard you published a book
4843 4326
[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
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[904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her
4916 4325
[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
6924 7473
[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
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[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
4911 4104
[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
5712 5159
[899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything...
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[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
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[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
29180 29391
[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
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[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
4226 3616
[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
5112 4084
[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
4748 4201
[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
4565 3787
[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
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May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
4176 3247
[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
4496 3910
[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
4718 3854
[887] 28: I’m glad you could make it
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[886] 27: I’m pleased to say
4373 3578
[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
4282 3461
[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
4000 3388
[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
4523 3740
[882] 21: Yes ...
4274 3528
[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
4948 4024
[880] 17: Thanks for the game
6150 11165
[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
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[878] 15: Nice to meet you
6124 7999
[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
4800 4210
[876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road
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[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
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[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
4039 3312
[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
8703 8981
[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
7026 6454
[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
4602 3919
[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
4411 4120
[869] 2: So have you patched things up
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Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
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[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
4649 5397
[866] 26: What are you listening to?
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[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
6196 5738
[864] 24: You look grumpy
4668 3738
[863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home
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[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
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[861] 19: So how was “date night” last night?
5370 5092
[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
4601 4000
[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
4269 3546
[858] 16: I work for the bank
4341 3527
[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
5155 5154
[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
5789 5929
[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
4130 3368
[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
4194 4579
[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
4818 3860
[852] 8: Short back and sides today
4695 3851
[851] 5: I can
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[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
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[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
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Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
11057 13278
[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
8363 8396
[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
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[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
4643 4724
[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
5909 4784
[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
9890 11317
[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
5445 4343
[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
7167 7833
[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
5669 4769
[839] 12: I don’t understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
6695 6701
[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
8573 8710
[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
5463 5235
[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
5930 4983
[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
4531 3764
[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
5268 5246
[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
8010 9075
[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
5535 4752
[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
4487 4005
[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
4414 3690
[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
6584 6291
[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
6039 5161
[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
6602 8038
[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
4613 4445
[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
4453 3506
[817] 8: What are you reading?
4543 3668
[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
5394 6224
[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
4444 5068
[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
4503 5300
[813] 4: You look out of sorts
4597 4143
[812] 1: You look distracted
4795 6337
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
5776 5130
[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
10359 11879
[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
63432 69691
[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
11985 12245
[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
5021 4264
[806] 23: Sign here please
4809 4050
[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
4517 3694
[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
5267 5142
[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
4421 3652
[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
4361 3609
[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
4558 3836
[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
4603 3777
[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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