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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
9399 Current Rating: 9399 + 9402 = 18801 votesCurrent Rating: 9399 + 9402 = 18801 votes 9402

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
8104 Current Rating: 8104 + 9983 = 18087 votesCurrent Rating: 8104 + 9983 = 18087 votes 9983

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
41873 Current Rating: 41873 + 45928 = 87801 votesCurrent Rating: 41873 + 45928 = 87801 votes 45928

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
9092 Current Rating: 9092 + 8273 = 17365 votesCurrent Rating: 9092 + 8273 = 17365 votes 8273

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
7277 Current Rating: 7277 + 8043 = 15320 votesCurrent Rating: 7277 + 8043 = 15320 votes 8043

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
10207 Current Rating: 10207 + 9273 = 19480 votesCurrent Rating: 10207 + 9273 = 19480 votes 9273

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
7837 Current Rating: 7837 + 6946 = 14783 votesCurrent Rating: 7837 + 6946 = 14783 votes 6946

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
15108 Current Rating: 15108 + 16584 = 31692 votesCurrent Rating: 15108 + 16584 = 31692 votes 16584

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
10449 Current Rating: 10449 + 10566 = 21015 votesCurrent Rating: 10449 + 10566 = 21015 votes 10566

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
12883 Current Rating: 12883 + 14212 = 27095 votesCurrent Rating: 12883 + 14212 = 27095 votes 14212

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
11949 Current Rating: 11949 + 13745 = 25694 votesCurrent Rating: 11949 + 13745 = 25694 votes 13745

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
8963 Current Rating: 8963 + 9035 = 17998 votesCurrent Rating: 8963 + 9035 = 17998 votes 9035


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
7582 Current Rating: 7582 + 7741 = 15323 votesCurrent Rating: 7582 + 7741 = 15323 votes 7741

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
9601 Current Rating: 9601 + 11426 = 21027 votesCurrent Rating: 9601 + 11426 = 21027 votes 11426

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
10174 Current Rating: 10174 + 11766 = 21940 votesCurrent Rating: 10174 + 11766 = 21940 votes 11766

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
9667 Current Rating: 9667 + 8507 = 18174 votesCurrent Rating: 9667 + 8507 = 18174 votes 8507

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
34116 Current Rating: 34116 + 33386 = 67502 votesCurrent Rating: 34116 + 33386 = 67502 votes 33386

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
11021 Current Rating: 11021 + 11796 = 22817 votesCurrent Rating: 11021 + 11796 = 22817 votes 11796

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
12100 Current Rating: 12100 + 10863 = 22963 votesCurrent Rating: 12100 + 10863 = 22963 votes 10863

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
17663 Current Rating: 17663 + 20104 = 37767 votesCurrent Rating: 17663 + 20104 = 37767 votes 20104

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
9082 Current Rating: 9082 + 9987 = 19069 votesCurrent Rating: 9082 + 9987 = 19069 votes 9987

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
8455 Current Rating: 8455 + 8598 = 17053 votesCurrent Rating: 8455 + 8598 = 17053 votes 8598

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
10440 Current Rating: 10440 + 11457 = 21897 votesCurrent Rating: 10440 + 11457 = 21897 votes 11457

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
9413 Current Rating: 9413 + 11280 = 20693 votesCurrent Rating: 9413 + 11280 = 20693 votes 11280

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
14976 Current Rating: 14976 + 16884 = 31860 votesCurrent Rating: 14976 + 16884 = 31860 votes 16884

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
9538 Current Rating: 9538 + 11308 = 20846 votesCurrent Rating: 9538 + 11308 = 20846 votes 11308

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
8197 Current Rating: 8197 + 7128 = 15325 votesCurrent Rating: 8197 + 7128 = 15325 votes 7128

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
8152 Current Rating: 8152 + 7294 = 15446 votesCurrent Rating: 8152 + 7294 = 15446 votes 7294

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
8896 Current Rating: 8896 + 7849 = 16745 votesCurrent Rating: 8896 + 7849 = 16745 votes 7849

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
13042 Current Rating: 13042 + 13141 = 26183 votesCurrent Rating: 13042 + 13141 = 26183 votes 13141

[995] 5: Back already?
13248 Current Rating: 13248 + 14047 = 27295 votesCurrent Rating: 13248 + 14047 = 27295 votes 14047

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
20121 Current Rating: 20121 + 21036 = 41157 votesCurrent Rating: 20121 + 21036 = 41157 votes 21036

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
11124 Current Rating: 11124 + 12195 = 23319 votesCurrent Rating: 11124 + 12195 = 23319 votes 12195


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
38027 Current Rating: 38027 + 45391 = 83418 votesCurrent Rating: 38027 + 45391 = 83418 votes 45391

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
12223 Current Rating: 12223 + 12585 = 24808 votesCurrent Rating: 12223 + 12585 = 24808 votes 12585

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
7199 Current Rating: 7199 + 7078 = 14277 votesCurrent Rating: 7199 + 7078 = 14277 votes 7078

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
9578 Current Rating: 9578 + 8813 = 18391 votesCurrent Rating: 9578 + 8813 = 18391 votes 8813

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
10367 Current Rating: 10367 + 12651 = 23018 votesCurrent Rating: 10367 + 12651 = 23018 votes 12651

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
10116 Current Rating: 10116 + 12737 = 22853 votesCurrent Rating: 10116 + 12737 = 22853 votes 12737

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
9049 Current Rating: 9049 + 8442 = 17491 votesCurrent Rating: 9049 + 8442 = 17491 votes 8442

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
11019 Current Rating: 11019 + 11741 = 22760 votesCurrent Rating: 11019 + 11741 = 22760 votes 11741

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
8835 Current Rating: 8835 + 8067 = 16902 votesCurrent Rating: 8835 + 8067 = 16902 votes 8067

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
9694 Current Rating: 9694 + 9037 = 18731 votesCurrent Rating: 9694 + 9037 = 18731 votes 9037

[982] 17: Today s science class
9216 Current Rating: 9216 + 10967 = 20183 votesCurrent Rating: 9216 + 10967 = 20183 votes 10967

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
7946 Current Rating: 7946 + 7030 = 14976 votesCurrent Rating: 7946 + 7030 = 14976 votes 7030

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
7846 Current Rating: 7846 + 6872 = 14718 votesCurrent Rating: 7846 + 6872 = 14718 votes 6872

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
9497 Current Rating: 9497 + 9174 = 18671 votesCurrent Rating: 9497 + 9174 = 18671 votes 9174

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
32721 Current Rating: 32721 + 35678 = 68399 votesCurrent Rating: 32721 + 35678 = 68399 votes 35678

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
9930 Current Rating: 9930 + 11941 = 21871 votesCurrent Rating: 9930 + 11941 = 21871 votes 11941

[976] 8: Good morning sir
7519 Current Rating: 7519 + 7775 = 15294 votesCurrent Rating: 7519 + 7775 = 15294 votes 7775

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
10250 Current Rating: 10250 + 9818 = 20068 votesCurrent Rating: 10250 + 9818 = 20068 votes 9818

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
15739 Current Rating: 15739 + 16576 = 32315 votesCurrent Rating: 15739 + 16576 = 32315 votes 16576

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
7719 Current Rating: 7719 + 7433 = 15152 votesCurrent Rating: 7719 + 7433 = 15152 votes 7433

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
10078 Current Rating: 10078 + 8098 = 18176 votesCurrent Rating: 10078 + 8098 = 18176 votes 8098

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
12219 Current Rating: 12219 + 9059 = 21278 votesCurrent Rating: 12219 + 9059 = 21278 votes 9059


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
11516 Current Rating: 11516 + 8463 = 19979 votesCurrent Rating: 11516 + 8463 = 19979 votes 8463

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
10511 Current Rating: 10511 + 9458 = 19969 votesCurrent Rating: 10511 + 9458 = 19969 votes 9458

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
9516 Current Rating: 9516 + 7666 = 17182 votesCurrent Rating: 9516 + 7666 = 17182 votes 7666

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
10732 Current Rating: 10732 + 10924 = 21656 votesCurrent Rating: 10732 + 10924 = 21656 votes 10924

[966] 20: Hi ladies
10809 Current Rating: 10809 + 9932 = 20741 votesCurrent Rating: 10809 + 9932 = 20741 votes 9932

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
8805 Current Rating: 8805 + 8081 = 16886 votesCurrent Rating: 8805 + 8081 = 16886 votes 8081

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
7823 Current Rating: 7823 + 6740 = 14563 votesCurrent Rating: 7823 + 6740 = 14563 votes 6740

[963] 17: Knock knock!
10985 Current Rating: 10985 + 10280 = 21265 votesCurrent Rating: 10985 + 10280 = 21265 votes 10280

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
9256 Current Rating: 9256 + 8640 = 17896 votesCurrent Rating: 9256 + 8640 = 17896 votes 8640

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
39316 Current Rating: 39316 + 44685 = 84001 votesCurrent Rating: 39316 + 44685 = 84001 votes 44685

[960] 12: We need your legal help
9512 Current Rating: 9512 + 8710 = 18222 votesCurrent Rating: 9512 + 8710 = 18222 votes 8710

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
9479 Current Rating: 9479 + 8630 = 18109 votesCurrent Rating: 9479 + 8630 = 18109 votes 8630

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
8019 Current Rating: 8019 + 7275 = 15294 votesCurrent Rating: 8019 + 7275 = 15294 votes 7275

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
8006 Current Rating: 8006 + 10686 = 18692 votesCurrent Rating: 8006 + 10686 = 18692 votes 10686

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
8849 Current Rating: 8849 + 10680 = 19529 votesCurrent Rating: 8849 + 10680 = 19529 votes 10680

[955] 5: So, what s news?
8940 Current Rating: 8940 + 9598 = 18538 votesCurrent Rating: 8940 + 9598 = 18538 votes 9598

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
8226 Current Rating: 8226 + 7250 = 15476 votesCurrent Rating: 8226 + 7250 = 15476 votes 7250

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
7255 Current Rating: 7255 + 8281 = 15536 votesCurrent Rating: 7255 + 8281 = 15536 votes 8281

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
27735 Current Rating: 27735 + 27110 = 54845 votesCurrent Rating: 27735 + 27110 = 54845 votes 27110


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
7538 Current Rating: 7538 + 7586 = 15124 votesCurrent Rating: 7538 + 7586 = 15124 votes 7586

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
19635 Current Rating: 19635 + 20176 = 39811 votesCurrent Rating: 19635 + 20176 = 39811 votes 20176

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
8858 Current Rating: 8858 + 8492 = 17350 votesCurrent Rating: 8858 + 8492 = 17350 votes 8492

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
7035 Current Rating: 7035 + 6025 = 13060 votesCurrent Rating: 7035 + 6025 = 13060 votes 6025

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
14642 Current Rating: 14642 + 13858 = 28500 votesCurrent Rating: 14642 + 13858 = 28500 votes 13858

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
9819 Current Rating: 9819 + 8807 = 18626 votesCurrent Rating: 9819 + 8807 = 18626 votes 8807

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
9566 Current Rating: 9566 + 8673 = 18239 votesCurrent Rating: 9566 + 8673 = 18239 votes 8673

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
9438 Current Rating: 9438 + 10436 = 19874 votesCurrent Rating: 9438 + 10436 = 19874 votes 10436

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
10383 Current Rating: 10383 + 9599 = 19982 votesCurrent Rating: 10383 + 9599 = 19982 votes 9599

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
11084 Current Rating: 11084 + 10296 = 21380 votesCurrent Rating: 11084 + 10296 = 21380 votes 10296

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
10157 Current Rating: 10157 + 9801 = 19958 votesCurrent Rating: 10157 + 9801 = 19958 votes 9801

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
14503 Current Rating: 14503 + 15745 = 30248 votesCurrent Rating: 14503 + 15745 = 30248 votes 15745

[939] 13: She s a hottie
9045 Current Rating: 9045 + 8340 = 17385 votesCurrent Rating: 9045 + 8340 = 17385 votes 8340

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
7961 Current Rating: 7961 + 7438 = 15399 votesCurrent Rating: 7961 + 7438 = 15399 votes 7438

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
7690 Current Rating: 7690 + 6856 = 14546 votesCurrent Rating: 7690 + 6856 = 14546 votes 6856

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
8704 Current Rating: 8704 + 8129 = 16833 votesCurrent Rating: 8704 + 8129 = 16833 votes 8129

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
7959 Current Rating: 7959 + 7154 = 15113 votesCurrent Rating: 7959 + 7154 = 15113 votes 7154

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
9079 Current Rating: 9079 + 8122 = 17201 votesCurrent Rating: 9079 + 8122 = 17201 votes 8122

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
7992 Current Rating: 7992 + 7063 = 15055 votesCurrent Rating: 7992 + 7063 = 15055 votes 7063


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
9934 Current Rating: 9934 + 9551 = 19485 votesCurrent Rating: 9934 + 9551 = 19485 votes 9551

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
7628 Current Rating: 7628 + 7699 = 15327 votesCurrent Rating: 7628 + 7699 = 15327 votes 7699

[930] 29: I need your help
9207 Current Rating: 9207 + 10455 = 19662 votesCurrent Rating: 9207 + 10455 = 19662 votes 10455

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
9898 Current Rating: 9898 + 9210 = 19108 votesCurrent Rating: 9898 + 9210 = 19108 votes 9210

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
6708 Current Rating: 6708 + 6736 = 13444 votesCurrent Rating: 6708 + 6736 = 13444 votes 6736

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
8568 Current Rating: 8568 + 7809 = 16377 votesCurrent Rating: 8568 + 7809 = 16377 votes 7809

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
7388 Current Rating: 7388 + 6348 = 13736 votesCurrent Rating: 7388 + 6348 = 13736 votes 6348

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
11800 Current Rating: 11800 + 11180 = 22980 votesCurrent Rating: 11800 + 11180 = 22980 votes 11180

[924] 19: Did things go well?
10611 Current Rating: 10611 + 9868 = 20479 votesCurrent Rating: 10611 + 9868 = 20479 votes 9868

[923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already?
8288 Current Rating: 8288 + 9952 = 18240 votesCurrent Rating: 8288 + 9952 = 18240 votes 9952

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
21063 Current Rating: 21063 + 22826 = 43889 votesCurrent Rating: 21063 + 22826 = 43889 votes 22826

[921] 16: You look wretched
16072 Current Rating: 16072 + 19552 = 35624 votesCurrent Rating: 16072 + 19552 = 35624 votes 19552

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
39386 Current Rating: 39386 + 41749 = 81135 votesCurrent Rating: 39386 + 41749 = 81135 votes 41749

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
14316 Current Rating: 14316 + 15425 = 29741 votesCurrent Rating: 14316 + 15425 = 29741 votes 15425

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
10806 Current Rating: 10806 + 12599 = 23405 votesCurrent Rating: 10806 + 12599 = 23405 votes 12599

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
36985 Current Rating: 36985 + 40255 = 77240 votesCurrent Rating: 36985 + 40255 = 77240 votes 40255

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
69253 Current Rating: 69253 + 72932 = 142185 votesCurrent Rating: 69253 + 72932 = 142185 votes 72932

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
15654 Current Rating: 15654 + 16756 = 32410 votesCurrent Rating: 15654 + 16756 = 32410 votes 16756

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
10839 Current Rating: 10839 + 11795 = 22634 votesCurrent Rating: 10839 + 11795 = 22634 votes 11795

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
7009 Current Rating: 7009 + 7055 = 14064 votesCurrent Rating: 7009 + 7055 = 14064 votes 7055

[912] 3: Good morning all
9271 Current Rating: 9271 + 8960 = 18231 votesCurrent Rating: 9271 + 8960 = 18231 votes 8960

[911] 2: He s cute ...
9711 Current Rating: 9711 + 9475 = 19186 votesCurrent Rating: 9711 + 9475 = 19186 votes 9475

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
14249 Current Rating: 14249 + 15040 = 29289 votesCurrent Rating: 14249 + 15040 = 29289 votes 15040


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
34869 Current Rating: 34869 + 36550 = 71419 votesCurrent Rating: 34869 + 36550 = 71419 votes 36550

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
9438 Current Rating: 9438 + 10670 = 20108 votesCurrent Rating: 9438 + 10670 = 20108 votes 10670

[907] 26: Knock knock!
7621 Current Rating: 7621 + 7118 = 14739 votesCurrent Rating: 7621 + 7118 = 14739 votes 7118

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
9020 Current Rating: 9020 + 8549 = 17569 votesCurrent Rating: 9020 + 8549 = 17569 votes 8549

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
8670 Current Rating: 8670 + 8131 = 16801 votesCurrent Rating: 8670 + 8131 = 16801 votes 8131

[904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her
9280 Current Rating: 9280 + 8690 = 17970 votesCurrent Rating: 9280 + 8690 = 17970 votes 8690

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
11388 Current Rating: 11388 + 11993 = 23381 votesCurrent Rating: 11388 + 11993 = 23381 votes 11993

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
12063 Current Rating: 12063 + 15431 = 27494 votesCurrent Rating: 12063 + 15431 = 27494 votes 15431

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
9053 Current Rating: 9053 + 8223 = 17276 votesCurrent Rating: 9053 + 8223 = 17276 votes 8223

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
9331 Current Rating: 9331 + 8803 = 18134 votesCurrent Rating: 9331 + 8803 = 18134 votes 8803

[899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything...
8758 Current Rating: 8758 + 7999 = 16757 votesCurrent Rating: 8758 + 7999 = 16757 votes 7999

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
17698 Current Rating: 17698 + 19508 = 37206 votesCurrent Rating: 17698 + 19508 = 37206 votes 19508

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
32492 Current Rating: 32492 + 32599 = 65091 votesCurrent Rating: 32492 + 32599 = 65091 votes 32599

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
40130 Current Rating: 40130 + 41127 = 81257 votesCurrent Rating: 40130 + 41127 = 81257 votes 41127

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
8014 Current Rating: 8014 + 6586 = 14600 votesCurrent Rating: 8014 + 6586 = 14600 votes 6586

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
10214 Current Rating: 10214 + 8712 = 18926 votesCurrent Rating: 10214 + 8712 = 18926 votes 8712

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
11187 Current Rating: 11187 + 8925 = 20112 votesCurrent Rating: 11187 + 8925 = 20112 votes 8925

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
11299 Current Rating: 11299 + 9522 = 20821 votesCurrent Rating: 11299 + 9522 = 20821 votes 9522

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
10059 Current Rating: 10059 + 10446 = 20505 votesCurrent Rating: 10059 + 10446 = 20505 votes 10446


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
7637 Current Rating: 7637 + 6788 = 14425 votesCurrent Rating: 7637 + 6788 = 14425 votes 6788

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
8267 Current Rating: 8267 + 7672 = 15939 votesCurrent Rating: 8267 + 7672 = 15939 votes 7672

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
9482 Current Rating: 9482 + 8672 = 18154 votesCurrent Rating: 9482 + 8672 = 18154 votes 8672

[887] 28: I’m glad you could make it
16331 Current Rating: 16331 + 17058 = 33389 votesCurrent Rating: 16331 + 17058 = 33389 votes 17058

[886] 27: I’m pleased to say
8019 Current Rating: 8019 + 7188 = 15207 votesCurrent Rating: 8019 + 7188 = 15207 votes 7188

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
7752 Current Rating: 7752 + 6839 = 14591 votesCurrent Rating: 7752 + 6839 = 14591 votes 6839

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
7150 Current Rating: 7150 + 6293 = 13443 votesCurrent Rating: 7150 + 6293 = 13443 votes 6293

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
16939 Current Rating: 16939 + 16100 = 33039 votesCurrent Rating: 16939 + 16100 = 33039 votes 16100

[882] 21: Yes ...
12229 Current Rating: 12229 + 9271 = 21500 votesCurrent Rating: 12229 + 9271 = 21500 votes 9271

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
11140 Current Rating: 11140 + 8976 = 20116 votesCurrent Rating: 11140 + 8976 = 20116 votes 8976

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
12018 Current Rating: 12018 + 16866 = 28884 votesCurrent Rating: 12018 + 16866 = 28884 votes 16866

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
16999 Current Rating: 16999 + 17478 = 34477 votesCurrent Rating: 16999 + 17478 = 34477 votes 17478

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
20775 Current Rating: 20775 + 23809 = 44584 votesCurrent Rating: 20775 + 23809 = 44584 votes 23809

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
12975 Current Rating: 12975 + 11984 = 24959 votesCurrent Rating: 12975 + 11984 = 24959 votes 11984

[876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road
29583 Current Rating: 29583 + 31196 = 60779 votesCurrent Rating: 29583 + 31196 = 60779 votes 31196

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
23844 Current Rating: 23844 + 26550 = 50394 votesCurrent Rating: 23844 + 26550 = 50394 votes 26550

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
7903 Current Rating: 7903 + 7197 = 15100 votesCurrent Rating: 7903 + 7197 = 15100 votes 7197

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
12624 Current Rating: 12624 + 12964 = 25588 votesCurrent Rating: 12624 + 12964 = 25588 votes 12964

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
9536 Current Rating: 9536 + 8894 = 18430 votesCurrent Rating: 9536 + 8894 = 18430 votes 8894

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
8395 Current Rating: 8395 + 7703 = 16098 votesCurrent Rating: 8395 + 7703 = 16098 votes 7703

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
7975 Current Rating: 7975 + 7792 = 15767 votesCurrent Rating: 7975 + 7792 = 15767 votes 7792

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
8219 Current Rating: 8219 + 8968 = 17187 votesCurrent Rating: 8219 + 8968 = 17187 votes 8968


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
24981 Current Rating: 24981 + 26869 = 51850 votesCurrent Rating: 24981 + 26869 = 51850 votes 26869

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
8606 Current Rating: 8606 + 9490 = 18096 votesCurrent Rating: 8606 + 9490 = 18096 votes 9490

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
14961 Current Rating: 14961 + 17662 = 32623 votesCurrent Rating: 14961 + 17662 = 32623 votes 17662

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
10481 Current Rating: 10481 + 9883 = 20364 votesCurrent Rating: 10481 + 9883 = 20364 votes 9883

[864] 24: You look grumpy
8537 Current Rating: 8537 + 7364 = 15901 votesCurrent Rating: 8537 + 7364 = 15901 votes 7364

[863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home
8404 Current Rating: 8404 + 8492 = 16896 votesCurrent Rating: 8404 + 8492 = 16896 votes 8492

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
13964 Current Rating: 13964 + 15599 = 29563 votesCurrent Rating: 13964 + 15599 = 29563 votes 15599

[861] 19: So how was “date night” last night?
9689 Current Rating: 9689 + 9243 = 18932 votesCurrent Rating: 9689 + 9243 = 18932 votes 9243

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
8855 Current Rating: 8855 + 8315 = 17170 votesCurrent Rating: 8855 + 8315 = 17170 votes 8315

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
7962 Current Rating: 7962 + 7216 = 15178 votesCurrent Rating: 7962 + 7216 = 15178 votes 7216

[858] 16: I work for the bank
8364 Current Rating: 8364 + 7510 = 15874 votesCurrent Rating: 8364 + 7510 = 15874 votes 7510

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
9917 Current Rating: 9917 + 9933 = 19850 votesCurrent Rating: 9917 + 9933 = 19850 votes 9933

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
10161 Current Rating: 10161 + 9703 = 19864 votesCurrent Rating: 10161 + 9703 = 19864 votes 9703

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
7477 Current Rating: 7477 + 6080 = 13557 votesCurrent Rating: 7477 + 6080 = 13557 votes 6080

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
9245 Current Rating: 9245 + 8581 = 17826 votesCurrent Rating: 9245 + 8581 = 17826 votes 8581

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
10153 Current Rating: 10153 + 8148 = 18301 votesCurrent Rating: 10153 + 8148 = 18301 votes 8148

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
12866 Current Rating: 12866 + 11197 = 24063 votesCurrent Rating: 12866 + 11197 = 24063 votes 11197

[851] 5: I can
16917 Current Rating: 16917 + 19262 = 36179 votesCurrent Rating: 16917 + 19262 = 36179 votes 19262

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
26999 Current Rating: 26999 + 26998 = 53997 votesCurrent Rating: 26999 + 26998 = 53997 votes 26998

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
19578 Current Rating: 19578 + 21347 = 40925 votesCurrent Rating: 19578 + 21347 = 40925 votes 21347


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
14891 Current Rating: 14891 + 17178 = 32069 votesCurrent Rating: 14891 + 17178 = 32069 votes 17178

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
18707 Current Rating: 18707 + 18984 = 37691 votesCurrent Rating: 18707 + 18984 = 37691 votes 18984

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
39289 Current Rating: 39289 + 46536 = 85825 votesCurrent Rating: 39289 + 46536 = 85825 votes 46536

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
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[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I don’t understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
12932 Current Rating: 12932 + 22094 = 35026 votesCurrent Rating: 12932 + 22094 = 35026 votes 22094

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
11791 Current Rating: 11791 + 11137 = 22928 votesCurrent Rating: 11791 + 11137 = 22928 votes 11137

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
10470 Current Rating: 10470 + 9485 = 19955 votesCurrent Rating: 10470 + 9485 = 19955 votes 9485

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
8056 Current Rating: 8056 + 7959 = 16015 votesCurrent Rating: 8056 + 7959 = 16015 votes 7959

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
9642 Current Rating: 9642 + 10566 = 20208 votesCurrent Rating: 9642 + 10566 = 20208 votes 10566

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
9847 Current Rating: 9847 + 10782 = 20629 votesCurrent Rating: 9847 + 10782 = 20629 votes 10782

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
8489 Current Rating: 8489 + 7826 = 16315 votesCurrent Rating: 8489 + 7826 = 16315 votes 7826

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
8113 Current Rating: 8113 + 7394 = 15507 votesCurrent Rating: 8113 + 7394 = 15507 votes 7394

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
8742 Current Rating: 8742 + 7983 = 16725 votesCurrent Rating: 8742 + 7983 = 16725 votes 7983






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