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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
5342 Current Rating: 5342 + 5506 = 10848 votesCurrent Rating: 5342 + 5506 = 10848 votes 5506

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
3587 Current Rating: 3587 + 5319 = 8906 votesCurrent Rating: 3587 + 5319 = 8906 votes 5319

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
9954 Current Rating: 9954 + 10702 = 20656 votesCurrent Rating: 9954 + 10702 = 20656 votes 10702

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
4203 Current Rating: 4203 + 3413 = 7616 votesCurrent Rating: 4203 + 3413 = 7616 votes 3413

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
3433 Current Rating: 3433 + 4404 = 7837 votesCurrent Rating: 3433 + 4404 = 7837 votes 4404

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
4285 Current Rating: 4285 + 3490 = 7775 votesCurrent Rating: 4285 + 3490 = 7775 votes 3490

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
3886 Current Rating: 3886 + 3145 = 7031 votesCurrent Rating: 3886 + 3145 = 7031 votes 3145

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
10712 Current Rating: 10712 + 12045 = 22757 votesCurrent Rating: 10712 + 12045 = 22757 votes 12045

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
6073 Current Rating: 6073 + 6306 = 12379 votesCurrent Rating: 6073 + 6306 = 12379 votes 6306

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
8263 Current Rating: 8263 + 7300 = 15563 votesCurrent Rating: 8263 + 7300 = 15563 votes 7300

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
4332 Current Rating: 4332 + 5879 = 10211 votesCurrent Rating: 4332 + 5879 = 10211 votes 5879

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
4143 Current Rating: 4143 + 4248 = 8391 votesCurrent Rating: 4143 + 4248 = 8391 votes 4248


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
3580 Current Rating: 3580 + 3882 = 7462 votesCurrent Rating: 3580 + 3882 = 7462 votes 3882

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
4382 Current Rating: 4382 + 6137 = 10519 votesCurrent Rating: 4382 + 6137 = 10519 votes 6137

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
4540 Current Rating: 4540 + 6329 = 10869 votesCurrent Rating: 4540 + 6329 = 10869 votes 6329

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
3593 Current Rating: 3593 + 2664 = 6257 votesCurrent Rating: 3593 + 2664 = 6257 votes 2664

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
4155 Current Rating: 4155 + 3387 = 7542 votesCurrent Rating: 4155 + 3387 = 7542 votes 3387

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
4419 Current Rating: 4419 + 5175 = 9594 votesCurrent Rating: 4419 + 5175 = 9594 votes 5175

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
3929 Current Rating: 3929 + 3229 = 7158 votesCurrent Rating: 3929 + 3229 = 7158 votes 3229

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
4536 Current Rating: 4536 + 6442 = 10978 votesCurrent Rating: 4536 + 6442 = 10978 votes 6442

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
4483 Current Rating: 4483 + 5451 = 9934 votesCurrent Rating: 4483 + 5451 = 9934 votes 5451

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
3836 Current Rating: 3836 + 3931 = 7767 votesCurrent Rating: 3836 + 3931 = 7767 votes 3931

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
5570 Current Rating: 5570 + 6810 = 12380 votesCurrent Rating: 5570 + 6810 = 12380 votes 6810

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
5277 Current Rating: 5277 + 7197 = 12474 votesCurrent Rating: 5277 + 7197 = 12474 votes 7197

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
9209 Current Rating: 9209 + 11045 = 20254 votesCurrent Rating: 9209 + 11045 = 20254 votes 11045

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
5035 Current Rating: 5035 + 6906 = 11941 votesCurrent Rating: 5035 + 6906 = 11941 votes 6906

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
3892 Current Rating: 3892 + 2980 = 6872 votesCurrent Rating: 3892 + 2980 = 6872 votes 2980

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
3821 Current Rating: 3821 + 3129 = 6950 votesCurrent Rating: 3821 + 3129 = 6950 votes 3129

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
3991 Current Rating: 3991 + 3232 = 7223 votesCurrent Rating: 3991 + 3232 = 7223 votes 3232

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
8435 Current Rating: 8435 + 8652 = 17087 votesCurrent Rating: 8435 + 8652 = 17087 votes 8652

[995] 5: Back already?
3609 Current Rating: 3609 + 2942 = 6551 votesCurrent Rating: 3609 + 2942 = 6551 votes 2942

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
3801 Current Rating: 3801 + 4755 = 8556 votesCurrent Rating: 3801 + 4755 = 8556 votes 4755

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
6069 Current Rating: 6069 + 7452 = 13521 votesCurrent Rating: 6069 + 7452 = 13521 votes 7452


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
4425 Current Rating: 4425 + 3878 = 8303 votesCurrent Rating: 4425 + 3878 = 8303 votes 3878

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
7454 Current Rating: 7454 + 7671 = 15125 votesCurrent Rating: 7454 + 7671 = 15125 votes 7671

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
3808 Current Rating: 3808 + 3841 = 7649 votesCurrent Rating: 3808 + 3841 = 7649 votes 3841

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 2986 = 6609 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 2986 = 6609 votes 2986

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
4629 Current Rating: 4629 + 6373 = 11002 votesCurrent Rating: 4629 + 6373 = 11002 votes 6373

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
5536 Current Rating: 5536 + 8226 = 13762 votesCurrent Rating: 5536 + 8226 = 13762 votes 8226

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 3742 = 7944 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 3742 = 7944 votes 3742

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
6026 Current Rating: 6026 + 6879 = 12905 votesCurrent Rating: 6026 + 6879 = 12905 votes 6879

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
4175 Current Rating: 4175 + 3365 = 7540 votesCurrent Rating: 4175 + 3365 = 7540 votes 3365

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
3659 Current Rating: 3659 + 2949 = 6608 votesCurrent Rating: 3659 + 2949 = 6608 votes 2949

[982] 17: Today s science class
4032 Current Rating: 4032 + 5879 = 9911 votesCurrent Rating: 4032 + 5879 = 9911 votes 5879

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
3858 Current Rating: 3858 + 3001 = 6859 votesCurrent Rating: 3858 + 3001 = 6859 votes 3001

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
3684 Current Rating: 3684 + 2921 = 6605 votesCurrent Rating: 3684 + 2921 = 6605 votes 2921

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
4406 Current Rating: 4406 + 4279 = 8685 votesCurrent Rating: 4406 + 4279 = 8685 votes 4279

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
28747 Current Rating: 28747 + 31650 = 60397 votesCurrent Rating: 28747 + 31650 = 60397 votes 31650

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
4537 Current Rating: 4537 + 4362 = 8899 votesCurrent Rating: 4537 + 4362 = 8899 votes 4362

[976] 8: Good morning sir
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 3934 = 7570 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 3934 = 7570 votes 3934

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
4249 Current Rating: 4249 + 3619 = 7868 votesCurrent Rating: 4249 + 3619 = 7868 votes 3619

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
6259 Current Rating: 6259 + 5663 = 11922 votesCurrent Rating: 6259 + 5663 = 11922 votes 5663

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
3830 Current Rating: 3830 + 3759 = 7589 votesCurrent Rating: 3830 + 3759 = 7589 votes 3759

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
3821 Current Rating: 3821 + 3288 = 7109 votesCurrent Rating: 3821 + 3288 = 7109 votes 3288

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
4223 Current Rating: 4223 + 3421 = 7644 votesCurrent Rating: 4223 + 3421 = 7644 votes 3421


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
3691 Current Rating: 3691 + 3113 = 6804 votesCurrent Rating: 3691 + 3113 = 6804 votes 3113

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
4180 Current Rating: 4180 + 3771 = 7951 votesCurrent Rating: 4180 + 3771 = 7951 votes 3771

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
3944 Current Rating: 3944 + 3329 = 7273 votesCurrent Rating: 3944 + 3329 = 7273 votes 3329

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
3934 Current Rating: 3934 + 3956 = 7890 votesCurrent Rating: 3934 + 3956 = 7890 votes 3956

[966] 20: Hi ladies
6549 Current Rating: 6549 + 5596 = 12145 votesCurrent Rating: 6549 + 5596 = 12145 votes 5596

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
4139 Current Rating: 4139 + 3396 = 7535 votesCurrent Rating: 4139 + 3396 = 7535 votes 3396

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
4092 Current Rating: 4092 + 3172 = 7264 votesCurrent Rating: 4092 + 3172 = 7264 votes 3172

[963] 17: Knock knock!
5451 Current Rating: 5451 + 5114 = 10565 votesCurrent Rating: 5451 + 5114 = 10565 votes 5114

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
3629 Current Rating: 3629 + 2960 = 6589 votesCurrent Rating: 3629 + 2960 = 6589 votes 2960

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
33118 Current Rating: 33118 + 38510 = 71628 votesCurrent Rating: 33118 + 38510 = 71628 votes 38510

[960] 12: We need your legal help
4252 Current Rating: 4252 + 3527 = 7779 votesCurrent Rating: 4252 + 3527 = 7779 votes 3527

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
4357 Current Rating: 4357 + 3513 = 7870 votesCurrent Rating: 4357 + 3513 = 7870 votes 3513

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
3565 Current Rating: 3565 + 2713 = 6278 votesCurrent Rating: 3565 + 2713 = 6278 votes 2713

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
3675 Current Rating: 3675 + 6334 = 10009 votesCurrent Rating: 3675 + 6334 = 10009 votes 6334

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
4158 Current Rating: 4158 + 6123 = 10281 votesCurrent Rating: 4158 + 6123 = 10281 votes 6123

[955] 5: So, what s news?
4250 Current Rating: 4250 + 5034 = 9284 votesCurrent Rating: 4250 + 5034 = 9284 votes 5034

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
3796 Current Rating: 3796 + 2956 = 6752 votesCurrent Rating: 3796 + 2956 = 6752 votes 2956

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 4851 = 8475 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 4851 = 8475 votes 4851

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
3692 Current Rating: 3692 + 2846 = 6538 votesCurrent Rating: 3692 + 2846 = 6538 votes 2846


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
3625 Current Rating: 3625 + 3831 = 7456 votesCurrent Rating: 3625 + 3831 = 7456 votes 3831

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
3149 Current Rating: 3149 + 2356 = 5505 votesCurrent Rating: 3149 + 2356 = 5505 votes 2356

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
3937 Current Rating: 3937 + 3493 = 7430 votesCurrent Rating: 3937 + 3493 = 7430 votes 3493

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
3627 Current Rating: 3627 + 2701 = 6328 votesCurrent Rating: 3627 + 2701 = 6328 votes 2701

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
4636 Current Rating: 4636 + 4029 = 8665 votesCurrent Rating: 4636 + 4029 = 8665 votes 4029

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
4108 Current Rating: 4108 + 3316 = 7424 votesCurrent Rating: 4108 + 3316 = 7424 votes 3316

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
4580 Current Rating: 4580 + 3883 = 8463 votesCurrent Rating: 4580 + 3883 = 8463 votes 3883

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
5997 Current Rating: 5997 + 7063 = 13060 votesCurrent Rating: 5997 + 7063 = 13060 votes 7063

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
4234 Current Rating: 4234 + 3477 = 7711 votesCurrent Rating: 4234 + 3477 = 7711 votes 3477

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
5783 Current Rating: 5783 + 4984 = 10767 votesCurrent Rating: 5783 + 4984 = 10767 votes 4984

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
4514 Current Rating: 4514 + 4004 = 8518 votesCurrent Rating: 4514 + 4004 = 8518 votes 4004

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
8776 Current Rating: 8776 + 10279 = 19055 votesCurrent Rating: 8776 + 10279 = 19055 votes 10279

[939] 13: She s a hottie
4075 Current Rating: 4075 + 3584 = 7659 votesCurrent Rating: 4075 + 3584 = 7659 votes 3584

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
3629 Current Rating: 3629 + 2950 = 6579 votesCurrent Rating: 3629 + 2950 = 6579 votes 2950

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
3870 Current Rating: 3870 + 3086 = 6956 votesCurrent Rating: 3870 + 3086 = 6956 votes 3086

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
3822 Current Rating: 3822 + 3070 = 6892 votesCurrent Rating: 3822 + 3070 = 6892 votes 3070

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
3393 Current Rating: 3393 + 2649 = 6042 votesCurrent Rating: 3393 + 2649 = 6042 votes 2649

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
4098 Current Rating: 4098 + 3266 = 7364 votesCurrent Rating: 4098 + 3266 = 7364 votes 3266

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
3997 Current Rating: 3997 + 3096 = 7093 votesCurrent Rating: 3997 + 3096 = 7093 votes 3096


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
6206 Current Rating: 6206 + 6031 = 12237 votesCurrent Rating: 6206 + 6031 = 12237 votes 6031

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
3729 Current Rating: 3729 + 3851 = 7580 votesCurrent Rating: 3729 + 3851 = 7580 votes 3851

[930] 29: I need your help
3613 Current Rating: 3613 + 4571 = 8184 votesCurrent Rating: 3613 + 4571 = 8184 votes 4571

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
5777 Current Rating: 5777 + 5224 = 11001 votesCurrent Rating: 5777 + 5224 = 11001 votes 5224

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
3286 Current Rating: 3286 + 3404 = 6690 votesCurrent Rating: 3286 + 3404 = 6690 votes 3404

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
4097 Current Rating: 4097 + 3444 = 7541 votesCurrent Rating: 4097 + 3444 = 7541 votes 3444

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
3822 Current Rating: 3822 + 2919 = 6741 votesCurrent Rating: 3822 + 2919 = 6741 votes 2919

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
5263 Current Rating: 5263 + 4417 = 9680 votesCurrent Rating: 5263 + 4417 = 9680 votes 4417

[924] 19: Did things go well?
5357 Current Rating: 5357 + 4687 = 10044 votesCurrent Rating: 5357 + 4687 = 10044 votes 4687

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
4461 Current Rating: 4461 + 6232 = 10693 votesCurrent Rating: 4461 + 6232 = 10693 votes 6232

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
12281 Current Rating: 12281 + 13922 = 26203 votesCurrent Rating: 12281 + 13922 = 26203 votes 13922

[921] 16: You look wretched
6786 Current Rating: 6786 + 6407 = 13193 votesCurrent Rating: 6786 + 6407 = 13193 votes 6407

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
33896 Current Rating: 33896 + 36295 = 70191 votesCurrent Rating: 33896 + 36295 = 70191 votes 36295

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
9665 Current Rating: 9665 + 10841 = 20506 votesCurrent Rating: 9665 + 10841 = 20506 votes 10841

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
5439 Current Rating: 5439 + 7424 = 12863 votesCurrent Rating: 5439 + 7424 = 12863 votes 7424

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
31815 Current Rating: 31815 + 35098 = 66913 votesCurrent Rating: 31815 + 35098 = 66913 votes 35098

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
63391 Current Rating: 63391 + 67395 = 130786 votesCurrent Rating: 63391 + 67395 = 130786 votes 67395

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
8375 Current Rating: 8375 + 9233 = 17608 votesCurrent Rating: 8375 + 9233 = 17608 votes 9233

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
5382 Current Rating: 5382 + 4429 = 9811 votesCurrent Rating: 5382 + 4429 = 9811 votes 4429

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
3900 Current Rating: 3900 + 4032 = 7932 votesCurrent Rating: 3900 + 4032 = 7932 votes 4032

[912] 3: Good morning all
3801 Current Rating: 3801 + 3489 = 7290 votesCurrent Rating: 3801 + 3489 = 7290 votes 3489

[911] 2: He s cute ...
5352 Current Rating: 5352 + 4798 = 10150 votesCurrent Rating: 5352 + 4798 = 10150 votes 4798

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
9146 Current Rating: 9146 + 10133 = 19279 votesCurrent Rating: 9146 + 10133 = 19279 votes 10133


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
29657 Current Rating: 29657 + 31218 = 60875 votesCurrent Rating: 29657 + 31218 = 60875 votes 31218

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
6016 Current Rating: 6016 + 7377 = 13393 votesCurrent Rating: 6016 + 7377 = 13393 votes 7377

[907] 26: Knock knock!
4072 Current Rating: 4072 + 3764 = 7836 votesCurrent Rating: 4072 + 3764 = 7836 votes 3764

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
4368 Current Rating: 4368 + 3922 = 8290 votesCurrent Rating: 4368 + 3922 = 8290 votes 3922

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
4016 Current Rating: 4016 + 3411 = 7427 votesCurrent Rating: 4016 + 3411 = 7427 votes 3411

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
4449 Current Rating: 4449 + 3958 = 8407 votesCurrent Rating: 4449 + 3958 = 8407 votes 3958

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
6415 Current Rating: 6415 + 7053 = 13468 votesCurrent Rating: 6415 + 7053 = 13468 votes 7053

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
7406 Current Rating: 7406 + 9188 = 16594 votesCurrent Rating: 7406 + 9188 = 16594 votes 9188

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
4424 Current Rating: 4424 + 3712 = 8136 votesCurrent Rating: 4424 + 3712 = 8136 votes 3712

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
5269 Current Rating: 5269 + 4821 = 10090 votesCurrent Rating: 5269 + 4821 = 10090 votes 4821

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
4126 Current Rating: 4126 + 3499 = 7625 votesCurrent Rating: 4126 + 3499 = 7625 votes 3499

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
13486 Current Rating: 13486 + 15295 = 28781 votesCurrent Rating: 13486 + 15295 = 28781 votes 15295

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
28804 Current Rating: 28804 + 29042 = 57846 votesCurrent Rating: 28804 + 29042 = 57846 votes 29042

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
35667 Current Rating: 35667 + 37029 = 72696 votesCurrent Rating: 35667 + 37029 = 72696 votes 37029

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
3871 Current Rating: 3871 + 3312 = 7183 votesCurrent Rating: 3871 + 3312 = 7183 votes 3312

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
4576 Current Rating: 4576 + 3660 = 8236 votesCurrent Rating: 4576 + 3660 = 8236 votes 3660

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
4192 Current Rating: 4192 + 3730 = 7922 votesCurrent Rating: 4192 + 3730 = 7922 votes 3730

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
4048 Current Rating: 4048 + 3343 = 7391 votesCurrent Rating: 4048 + 3343 = 7391 votes 3343

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
4966 Current Rating: 4966 + 6216 = 11182 votesCurrent Rating: 4966 + 6216 = 11182 votes 6216


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
3827 Current Rating: 3827 + 2959 = 6786 votesCurrent Rating: 3827 + 2959 = 6786 votes 2959

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
4056 Current Rating: 4056 + 3550 = 7606 votesCurrent Rating: 4056 + 3550 = 7606 votes 3550

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
4203 Current Rating: 4203 + 3444 = 7647 votesCurrent Rating: 4203 + 3444 = 7647 votes 3444

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
12126 Current Rating: 12126 + 12978 = 25104 votesCurrent Rating: 12126 + 12978 = 25104 votes 12978

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
3949 Current Rating: 3949 + 3237 = 7186 votesCurrent Rating: 3949 + 3237 = 7186 votes 3237

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
3910 Current Rating: 3910 + 3160 = 7070 votesCurrent Rating: 3910 + 3160 = 7070 votes 3160

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
3669 Current Rating: 3669 + 3105 = 6774 votesCurrent Rating: 3669 + 3105 = 6774 votes 3105

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
4001 Current Rating: 4001 + 3298 = 7299 votesCurrent Rating: 4001 + 3298 = 7299 votes 3298

[882] 21: Yes ...
3840 Current Rating: 3840 + 3142 = 6982 votesCurrent Rating: 3840 + 3142 = 6982 votes 3142

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
4394 Current Rating: 4394 + 3535 = 7929 votesCurrent Rating: 4394 + 3535 = 7929 votes 3535

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
5400 Current Rating: 5400 + 10646 = 16046 votesCurrent Rating: 5400 + 10646 = 16046 votes 10646

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
5923 Current Rating: 5923 + 6503 = 12426 votesCurrent Rating: 5923 + 6503 = 12426 votes 6503

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
5645 Current Rating: 5645 + 7635 = 13280 votesCurrent Rating: 5645 + 7635 = 13280 votes 7635

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
4371 Current Rating: 4371 + 3876 = 8247 votesCurrent Rating: 4371 + 3876 = 8247 votes 3876

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
21639 Current Rating: 21639 + 22650 = 44289 votesCurrent Rating: 21639 + 22650 = 44289 votes 22650

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
18983 Current Rating: 18983 + 21644 = 40627 votesCurrent Rating: 18983 + 21644 = 40627 votes 21644

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 2927 = 6545 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 2927 = 6545 votes 2927

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
8281 Current Rating: 8281 + 8630 = 16911 votesCurrent Rating: 8281 + 8630 = 16911 votes 8630

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
6675 Current Rating: 6675 + 6193 = 12868 votesCurrent Rating: 6675 + 6193 = 12868 votes 6193

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
4137 Current Rating: 4137 + 3522 = 7659 votesCurrent Rating: 4137 + 3522 = 7659 votes 3522

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
3964 Current Rating: 3964 + 3735 = 7699 votesCurrent Rating: 3964 + 3735 = 7699 votes 3735

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
4807 Current Rating: 4807 + 5672 = 10479 votesCurrent Rating: 4807 + 5672 = 10479 votes 5672


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
17010 Current Rating: 17010 + 18762 = 35772 votesCurrent Rating: 17010 + 18762 = 35772 votes 18762

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
4174 Current Rating: 4174 + 5026 = 9200 votesCurrent Rating: 4174 + 5026 = 9200 votes 5026

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
9038 Current Rating: 9038 + 10963 = 20001 votesCurrent Rating: 9038 + 10963 = 20001 votes 10963

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
5714 Current Rating: 5714 + 5378 = 11092 votesCurrent Rating: 5714 + 5378 = 11092 votes 5378

[864] 24: You look grumpy
4170 Current Rating: 4170 + 3363 = 7533 votesCurrent Rating: 4170 + 3363 = 7533 votes 3363

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
4115 Current Rating: 4115 + 4309 = 8424 votesCurrent Rating: 4115 + 4309 = 8424 votes 4309

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
8757 Current Rating: 8757 + 10633 = 19390 votesCurrent Rating: 8757 + 10633 = 19390 votes 10633

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
4854 Current Rating: 4854 + 4689 = 9543 votesCurrent Rating: 4854 + 4689 = 9543 votes 4689

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
4096 Current Rating: 4096 + 3575 = 7671 votesCurrent Rating: 4096 + 3575 = 7671 votes 3575

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
3858 Current Rating: 3858 + 3200 = 7058 votesCurrent Rating: 3858 + 3200 = 7058 votes 3200

[858] 16: I work for the bank
3903 Current Rating: 3903 + 3177 = 7080 votesCurrent Rating: 3903 + 3177 = 7080 votes 3177

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
4611 Current Rating: 4611 + 4725 = 9336 votesCurrent Rating: 4611 + 4725 = 9336 votes 4725

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
5336 Current Rating: 5336 + 5548 = 10884 votesCurrent Rating: 5336 + 5548 = 10884 votes 5548

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
3812 Current Rating: 3812 + 3106 = 6918 votesCurrent Rating: 3812 + 3106 = 6918 votes 3106

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
3784 Current Rating: 3784 + 4222 = 8006 votesCurrent Rating: 3784 + 4222 = 8006 votes 4222

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
4292 Current Rating: 4292 + 3417 = 7709 votesCurrent Rating: 4292 + 3417 = 7709 votes 3417

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
4128 Current Rating: 4128 + 3394 = 7522 votesCurrent Rating: 4128 + 3394 = 7522 votes 3394

[851] 5: I can
10852 Current Rating: 10852 + 13011 = 23863 votesCurrent Rating: 10852 + 13011 = 23863 votes 13011

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
20146 Current Rating: 20146 + 20169 = 40315 votesCurrent Rating: 20146 + 20169 = 40315 votes 20169

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
14097 Current Rating: 14097 + 15918 = 30015 votesCurrent Rating: 14097 + 15918 = 30015 votes 15918


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
10270 Current Rating: 10270 + 12535 = 22805 votesCurrent Rating: 10270 + 12535 = 22805 votes 12535

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
7898 Current Rating: 7898 + 8013 = 15911 votesCurrent Rating: 7898 + 8013 = 15911 votes 8013

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
19762 Current Rating: 19762 + 26195 = 45957 votesCurrent Rating: 19762 + 26195 = 45957 votes 26195

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
4140 Current Rating: 4140 + 4339 = 8479 votesCurrent Rating: 4140 + 4339 = 8479 votes 4339

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
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[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
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[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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