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Dec 2013 [1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe! 9399 9402 [1024] 11: Can I get the bill? 8104 9983 [1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad 41873 45928 [1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow 9092 8273 [1021] 8: Why are you so late? 7277 8043 [1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before 10207 9273 [1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived 7837 6946 [1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba 15108 16584 [1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now 10449 10566 [1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy 12883 14212 [1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip? 11949 13745 [1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please? 8963 9035
| | Nov 2013 [1013] 27: What are you watching? 7582 7741 [1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death! 9601 11426 [1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out 10174 11766 [1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened? 9667 8507 [1009] 23: Did it go well last night? 34116 33386 [1008] 22: I need to check my email 11021 11796 [1007] 21: Why the long face? 12100 10863 [1006] 20: Oh shit! 17663 20104 [1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon 9082 9987 [1004] 18: Modern society dictates 8455 8598 [1003] 15: You arsehole! 10440 11457 [1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch 9413 11280 [1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now 14976 16884 [1000] 12: I want a divorce 9538 11308 [999] 11: You ve been in here every night 8197 7128 [998] 8: My wife wants a divorce 8152 7294 [997] 7: My wife s knickers 8896 7849 [996] 6: So how was school today my boy? 13042 13141 [995] 5: Back already? 13248 14047 [994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail 20121 21036 [993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead 11124 12195
| | | Oct 2013 [992] 31: You look annoyed 38027 45391 [991] 30: I got fired from my job 12223 12585 [990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while 7199 7078 [989] 28: I just don t understand men 9578 8813 [988] 25: Did you get the promotion? 10367 12651 [987] 24: You don t look satisfied 10116 12737 [986] 23: Struck out again did you? 9049 8442 [985] 22: Please accept my condolences 11019 11741 [984] 21: I ve been following an online auction 8835 8067 [983] 18: Celebrities try so hard 9694 9037 [982] 17: Today s science class 9216 10967 [981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today? 7946 7030 [980] 15: Good evening and welcome 7846 6872 [979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling 9497 9174 [978] 11: Do you have any children? 32721 35678 [977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day? 9930 11941 [976] 8: Good morning sir 7519 7775 [975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday 10250 9818 [974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson 15739 16576 [973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight 7719 7433 [972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight 10078 8098 [971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up 12219 9059
| | Sep 2013 [970] 30: You are charged with murder 11516 8463 [969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet? 10511 9458 [968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga 9516 7666 [967] 25: I heard your wife left you 10732 10924 [966] 20: Hi ladies 10809 9932 [965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance 8805 8081 [964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply? 7823 6740 [963] 17: Knock knock! 10985 10280 [962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge? 9256 8640 [961] 13: How did the operation go? 39316 44685 [960] 12: We need your legal help 9512 8710 [959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy 9479 8630 [958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me! 8019 7275 [957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission 8006 10686 [956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then 8849 10680 [955] 5: So, what s news? 8940 9598 [954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight 8226 7250 [953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days? 7255 8281 [952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird 27735 27110
| | | Aug 2013 [951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book 7538 7586 [950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over 19635 20176 [949] 27: Things are really becoming boring 8858 8492 [948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please? 7035 6025 [947] 23: I have to find a new job 14642 13858 [946] 22: So how s your new phone? 9819 8807 [945] 21: I need you to represent me 9566 8673 [944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 9438 10436 [943] 19: You just know what he s after 10383 9599 [942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out? 11084 10296 [941] 15: I need to get a new phone 10157 9801 [940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains 14503 15745 [939] 13: She s a hottie 9045 8340 [938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap 7961 7438 [937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies 7690 6856 [936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car? 8704 8129 [935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday? 7959 7154 [934] 5: With all of these keen women around 9079 8122 [933] 2: Happy anniversary 7992 7063
| | Jul 2013 [932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife 9934 9551 [931] 30: Nice to see you again 7628 7699 [930] 29: I need your help 9207 10455 [929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait? 9898 9210 [928] 25: Who was that at the door? 6708 6736 [927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo 8568 7809 [926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome 7388 6348 [925] 22: I need a drink NOW! 11800 11180 [924] 19: Did things go well? 10611 9868 [923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already? 8288 9952 [922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet? 21063 22826 [921] 16: You look wretched 16072 19552 [920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day? 39386 41749 [919] 12: Who was at the door? 14316 15425 [918] 11: You look like you need a drink 10806 12599 [917] 10: Do you know of anyone 36985 40255 [916] 9: Can I buy you a drink? 69253 72932 [915] 8: Damn it to hell! 15654 16756 [914] 5: Packing for a trip? 10839 11795 [913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games 7009 7055 [912] 3: Good morning all 9271 8960 [911] 2: He s cute ... 9711 9475 [910] 1: A bunch of researchers 14249 15040
| | | Jun 2013 [909] 28: Hello? Hello? 34869 36550 [908] 27: Hey, what are you watching? 9438 10670 [907] 26: Knock knock! 7621 7118 [906] 25: I heard you published a book 9020 8549 [905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated 8670 8131 [904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her 9280 8690 [903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha! 11388 11993 [902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night? 12063 15431 [901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs 9053 8223 [900] 14: I'll have the usual please 9331 8803 [899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything... 8758 7999 [898] 12: Can you pick up the boys 17698 19508 [897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day! 32492 32599 [896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids 40130 41127 [895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand 8014 6586 [894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own 10214 8712 [893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish 11187 8925 [892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before 11299 9522 [891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous 10059 10446
| | May 2013 [890] 31: There is an interesting article 7637 6788 [889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean? 8267 7672 [888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today 9482 8672 [887] 28: I’m glad you could make it 16331 17058 [886] 27: I’m pleased to say 8019 7188 [885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks 7752 6839 [884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling 7150 6293 [883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in 16939 16100 [882] 21: Yes ... 12229 9271 [881] 20: I do like men with big biceps 11140 8976 [880] 17: Thanks for the game 12018 16866 [879] 16: You look completely exhausted 16999 17478 [878] 15: Nice to meet you 20775 23809 [877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman 12975 11984 [876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road 29583 31196 [875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday 23844 26550 [874] 9: How was your party on the weekend? 7903 7197 [873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car? 12624 12964 [872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey 9536 8894 [871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing 8395 7703 [870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom 7975 7792 [869] 2: So have you patched things up 8219 8968
| | | Apr 2013 [868] 30: How much for those? 24981 26869 [867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please? 8606 9490 [866] 26: What are you listening to? 14961 17662 [865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier 10481 9883 [864] 24: You look grumpy 8537 7364 [863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home 8404 8492 [862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders 13964 15599 [861] 19: So how was “date night” last night? 9689 9243 [860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies 8855 8315 [859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth 7962 7216 [858] 16: I work for the bank 8364 7510 [857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag? 9917 9933 [856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks? 10161 9703 [855] 11: You know how women are always going on about 7477 6080 [854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts? 9245 8581 [853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub 10153 8148 [852] 8: Short back and sides today 12866 11197 [851] 5: I can 16917 19262 [850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away 26999 26998 [849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair 19578 21347
| | Mar 2013 [848] 28: Thanks for picking me up 14891 17178 [847] 27: I know this is only your second session 18707 18984 [846] 26: I had to put in three fillings 39289 46536 [845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me! 9038 9189 [844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ... 10083 10903 [843] 19: Okay, back to court again 17078 18997 [842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break 9436 8374 [841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us 12218 14079 [840] 14: How was your blind date last night? 9856 9039 [839] 12: I don’t understand women ... 58139 58405 [838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home 8832 9413 [837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY! 10486 10509 [836] 7: You look pissed 21153 21172 [835] 6: Dad! We have to talk! 12135 12818 [834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please? 10166 9699 [833] 4: Updated to be current ... 10838 10173 [832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days? 19821 20852
| | | Feb 2013 [831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today? 9379 8463 [830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 9881 9507 [829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend? 11302 11420 [828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy 10860 9987 [827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD? 12932 22094 [826] 21: How about a bit of nookie? 11791 11137 [825] 20: So how was the weekend? 8709 8268 [824] 19: Holy Cow! 18325 18092 [823] 18: You look miserable 11030 10714 [822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex 11767 11825 [821] 14: It s Valentine s Day 10470 9485 [820] 13: And now whats with the bags? 11247 12986 [819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas? 8056 7959 [818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ... 7710 6691 [817] 8: What are you reading? 8741 7998 [816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer? 9642 10566 [815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting 8239 8949 [814] 5: So how was date night last night? 9847 10782 [813] 4: You look out of sorts 11600 10702 [812] 1: You look distracted 11822 13538
| | Jan 2013 [811] 31: Why are you so sad 10150 9459 [810] 30: Ill be back in a minute 15280 17271 [809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession 71641 78858 [808] 28: You havent listened to a word 20423 20527 [807] 25: Do you know a good doctor? 9915 9067 [806] 23: Sign here please 8489 7826 [805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months 11861 12110 [804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses 10207 10414 [803] 18: Have a look at this ... 8104 7329 [802] 17: I 10152 11801 [801] 16: Baby, let 13304 15147 [800] 15: How was your day at school son? 8258 7695 [799] 14: Every night it 19731 21387 [798] 11: So how are you feeling today? 8308 7809 [797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today? 8113 7394 [796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day? 8657 7807 [795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time? 31511 32269 [794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back 8742 7983
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