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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
5452 Current Rating: 5452 + 5600 = 11052 votesCurrent Rating: 5452 + 5600 = 11052 votes 5600

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
3715 Current Rating: 3715 + 5451 = 9166 votesCurrent Rating: 3715 + 5451 = 9166 votes 5451

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
10038 Current Rating: 10038 + 10796 = 20834 votesCurrent Rating: 10038 + 10796 = 20834 votes 10796

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
4315 Current Rating: 4315 + 3531 = 7846 votesCurrent Rating: 4315 + 3531 = 7846 votes 3531

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
3563 Current Rating: 3563 + 4528 = 8091 votesCurrent Rating: 3563 + 4528 = 8091 votes 4528

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
4483 Current Rating: 4483 + 3694 = 8177 votesCurrent Rating: 4483 + 3694 = 8177 votes 3694

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
4025 Current Rating: 4025 + 3285 = 7310 votesCurrent Rating: 4025 + 3285 = 7310 votes 3285

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
10831 Current Rating: 10831 + 12161 = 22992 votesCurrent Rating: 10831 + 12161 = 22992 votes 12161

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
6185 Current Rating: 6185 + 6403 = 12588 votesCurrent Rating: 6185 + 6403 = 12588 votes 6403

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
8353 Current Rating: 8353 + 7392 = 15745 votesCurrent Rating: 8353 + 7392 = 15745 votes 7392

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
4449 Current Rating: 4449 + 6019 = 10468 votesCurrent Rating: 4449 + 6019 = 10468 votes 6019

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
4264 Current Rating: 4264 + 4369 = 8633 votesCurrent Rating: 4264 + 4369 = 8633 votes 4369


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
3703 Current Rating: 3703 + 4004 = 7707 votesCurrent Rating: 3703 + 4004 = 7707 votes 4004

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
4502 Current Rating: 4502 + 6261 = 10763 votesCurrent Rating: 4502 + 6261 = 10763 votes 6261

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
4662 Current Rating: 4662 + 6455 = 11117 votesCurrent Rating: 4662 + 6455 = 11117 votes 6455

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
3744 Current Rating: 3744 + 2814 = 6558 votesCurrent Rating: 3744 + 2814 = 6558 votes 2814

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
4294 Current Rating: 4294 + 3517 = 7811 votesCurrent Rating: 4294 + 3517 = 7811 votes 3517

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
4539 Current Rating: 4539 + 5302 = 9841 votesCurrent Rating: 4539 + 5302 = 9841 votes 5302

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
4062 Current Rating: 4062 + 3355 = 7417 votesCurrent Rating: 4062 + 3355 = 7417 votes 3355

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
4647 Current Rating: 4647 + 6547 = 11194 votesCurrent Rating: 4647 + 6547 = 11194 votes 6547

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
4604 Current Rating: 4604 + 5573 = 10177 votesCurrent Rating: 4604 + 5573 = 10177 votes 5573

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
3957 Current Rating: 3957 + 4045 = 8002 votesCurrent Rating: 3957 + 4045 = 8002 votes 4045

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
5690 Current Rating: 5690 + 6920 = 12610 votesCurrent Rating: 5690 + 6920 = 12610 votes 6920

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
5381 Current Rating: 5381 + 7303 = 12684 votesCurrent Rating: 5381 + 7303 = 12684 votes 7303

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
9310 Current Rating: 9310 + 11155 = 20465 votesCurrent Rating: 9310 + 11155 = 20465 votes 11155

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
5142 Current Rating: 5142 + 7024 = 12166 votesCurrent Rating: 5142 + 7024 = 12166 votes 7024

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
4042 Current Rating: 4042 + 3117 = 7159 votesCurrent Rating: 4042 + 3117 = 7159 votes 3117

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
3923 Current Rating: 3923 + 3232 = 7155 votesCurrent Rating: 3923 + 3232 = 7155 votes 3232

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
4089 Current Rating: 4089 + 3327 = 7416 votesCurrent Rating: 4089 + 3327 = 7416 votes 3327

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
8503 Current Rating: 8503 + 8730 = 17233 votesCurrent Rating: 8503 + 8730 = 17233 votes 8730

[995] 5: Back already?
3698 Current Rating: 3698 + 3030 = 6728 votesCurrent Rating: 3698 + 3030 = 6728 votes 3030

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
3884 Current Rating: 3884 + 4842 = 8726 votesCurrent Rating: 3884 + 4842 = 8726 votes 4842

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
6144 Current Rating: 6144 + 7522 = 13666 votesCurrent Rating: 6144 + 7522 = 13666 votes 7522


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
4499 Current Rating: 4499 + 3959 = 8458 votesCurrent Rating: 4499 + 3959 = 8458 votes 3959

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
7534 Current Rating: 7534 + 7753 = 15287 votesCurrent Rating: 7534 + 7753 = 15287 votes 7753

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
3908 Current Rating: 3908 + 3944 = 7852 votesCurrent Rating: 3908 + 3944 = 7852 votes 3944

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
3717 Current Rating: 3717 + 3079 = 6796 votesCurrent Rating: 3717 + 3079 = 6796 votes 3079

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
4712 Current Rating: 4712 + 6456 = 11168 votesCurrent Rating: 4712 + 6456 = 11168 votes 6456

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
5615 Current Rating: 5615 + 8312 = 13927 votesCurrent Rating: 5615 + 8312 = 13927 votes 8312

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
4283 Current Rating: 4283 + 3836 = 8119 votesCurrent Rating: 4283 + 3836 = 8119 votes 3836

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
6100 Current Rating: 6100 + 6949 = 13049 votesCurrent Rating: 6100 + 6949 = 13049 votes 6949

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
4259 Current Rating: 4259 + 3453 = 7712 votesCurrent Rating: 4259 + 3453 = 7712 votes 3453

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
3763 Current Rating: 3763 + 3049 = 6812 votesCurrent Rating: 3763 + 3049 = 6812 votes 3049

[982] 17: Today s science class
4142 Current Rating: 4142 + 5987 = 10129 votesCurrent Rating: 4142 + 5987 = 10129 votes 5987

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
3955 Current Rating: 3955 + 3093 = 7048 votesCurrent Rating: 3955 + 3093 = 7048 votes 3093

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
3775 Current Rating: 3775 + 3019 = 6794 votesCurrent Rating: 3775 + 3019 = 6794 votes 3019

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
4478 Current Rating: 4478 + 4371 = 8849 votesCurrent Rating: 4478 + 4371 = 8849 votes 4371

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
28843 Current Rating: 28843 + 31744 = 60587 votesCurrent Rating: 28843 + 31744 = 60587 votes 31744

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
4619 Current Rating: 4619 + 4442 = 9061 votesCurrent Rating: 4619 + 4442 = 9061 votes 4442

[976] 8: Good morning sir
3732 Current Rating: 3732 + 4031 = 7763 votesCurrent Rating: 3732 + 4031 = 7763 votes 4031

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
4328 Current Rating: 4328 + 3704 = 8032 votesCurrent Rating: 4328 + 3704 = 8032 votes 3704

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
6331 Current Rating: 6331 + 5739 = 12070 votesCurrent Rating: 6331 + 5739 = 12070 votes 5739

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
3929 Current Rating: 3929 + 3853 = 7782 votesCurrent Rating: 3929 + 3853 = 7782 votes 3853

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
3911 Current Rating: 3911 + 3390 = 7301 votesCurrent Rating: 3911 + 3390 = 7301 votes 3390

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
4309 Current Rating: 4309 + 3520 = 7829 votesCurrent Rating: 4309 + 3520 = 7829 votes 3520


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
3812 Current Rating: 3812 + 3214 = 7026 votesCurrent Rating: 3812 + 3214 = 7026 votes 3214

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
4287 Current Rating: 4287 + 3885 = 8172 votesCurrent Rating: 4287 + 3885 = 8172 votes 3885

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
4037 Current Rating: 4037 + 3427 = 7464 votesCurrent Rating: 4037 + 3427 = 7464 votes 3427

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
4030 Current Rating: 4030 + 4051 = 8081 votesCurrent Rating: 4030 + 4051 = 8081 votes 4051

[966] 20: Hi ladies
6626 Current Rating: 6626 + 5675 = 12301 votesCurrent Rating: 6626 + 5675 = 12301 votes 5675

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
4233 Current Rating: 4233 + 3490 = 7723 votesCurrent Rating: 4233 + 3490 = 7723 votes 3490

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
4183 Current Rating: 4183 + 3260 = 7443 votesCurrent Rating: 4183 + 3260 = 7443 votes 3260

[963] 17: Knock knock!
5531 Current Rating: 5531 + 5191 = 10722 votesCurrent Rating: 5531 + 5191 = 10722 votes 5191

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
3725 Current Rating: 3725 + 3066 = 6791 votesCurrent Rating: 3725 + 3066 = 6791 votes 3066

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
33300 Current Rating: 33300 + 38680 = 71980 votesCurrent Rating: 33300 + 38680 = 71980 votes 38680

[960] 12: We need your legal help
4343 Current Rating: 4343 + 3628 = 7971 votesCurrent Rating: 4343 + 3628 = 7971 votes 3628

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
4432 Current Rating: 4432 + 3598 = 8030 votesCurrent Rating: 4432 + 3598 = 8030 votes 3598

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
3663 Current Rating: 3663 + 2797 = 6460 votesCurrent Rating: 3663 + 2797 = 6460 votes 2797

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
3769 Current Rating: 3769 + 6433 = 10202 votesCurrent Rating: 3769 + 6433 = 10202 votes 6433

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
4250 Current Rating: 4250 + 6220 = 10470 votesCurrent Rating: 4250 + 6220 = 10470 votes 6220

[955] 5: So, what s news?
4330 Current Rating: 4330 + 5124 = 9454 votesCurrent Rating: 4330 + 5124 = 9454 votes 5124

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
3891 Current Rating: 3891 + 3046 = 6937 votesCurrent Rating: 3891 + 3046 = 6937 votes 3046

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
3715 Current Rating: 3715 + 4944 = 8659 votesCurrent Rating: 3715 + 4944 = 8659 votes 4944

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
3805 Current Rating: 3805 + 2947 = 6752 votesCurrent Rating: 3805 + 2947 = 6752 votes 2947


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
3720 Current Rating: 3720 + 3917 = 7637 votesCurrent Rating: 3720 + 3917 = 7637 votes 3917

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
3236 Current Rating: 3236 + 2439 = 5675 votesCurrent Rating: 3236 + 2439 = 5675 votes 2439

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
4043 Current Rating: 4043 + 3594 = 7637 votesCurrent Rating: 4043 + 3594 = 7637 votes 3594

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
3724 Current Rating: 3724 + 2788 = 6512 votesCurrent Rating: 3724 + 2788 = 6512 votes 2788

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
4713 Current Rating: 4713 + 4102 = 8815 votesCurrent Rating: 4713 + 4102 = 8815 votes 4102

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
4194 Current Rating: 4194 + 3402 = 7596 votesCurrent Rating: 4194 + 3402 = 7596 votes 3402

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
4659 Current Rating: 4659 + 3966 = 8625 votesCurrent Rating: 4659 + 3966 = 8625 votes 3966

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
6073 Current Rating: 6073 + 7136 = 13209 votesCurrent Rating: 6073 + 7136 = 13209 votes 7136

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
4310 Current Rating: 4310 + 3566 = 7876 votesCurrent Rating: 4310 + 3566 = 7876 votes 3566

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
5866 Current Rating: 5866 + 5058 = 10924 votesCurrent Rating: 5866 + 5058 = 10924 votes 5058

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
4585 Current Rating: 4585 + 4087 = 8672 votesCurrent Rating: 4585 + 4087 = 8672 votes 4087

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
8859 Current Rating: 8859 + 10366 = 19225 votesCurrent Rating: 8859 + 10366 = 19225 votes 10366

[939] 13: She s a hottie
4167 Current Rating: 4167 + 3679 = 7846 votesCurrent Rating: 4167 + 3679 = 7846 votes 3679

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
3735 Current Rating: 3735 + 3052 = 6787 votesCurrent Rating: 3735 + 3052 = 6787 votes 3052

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
3955 Current Rating: 3955 + 3173 = 7128 votesCurrent Rating: 3955 + 3173 = 7128 votes 3173

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
3916 Current Rating: 3916 + 3167 = 7083 votesCurrent Rating: 3916 + 3167 = 7083 votes 3167

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 2746 = 6230 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 2746 = 6230 votes 2746

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 3359 = 7561 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 3359 = 7561 votes 3359

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
4091 Current Rating: 4091 + 3184 = 7275 votesCurrent Rating: 4091 + 3184 = 7275 votes 3184


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
6276 Current Rating: 6276 + 6107 = 12383 votesCurrent Rating: 6276 + 6107 = 12383 votes 6107

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
3822 Current Rating: 3822 + 3962 = 7784 votesCurrent Rating: 3822 + 3962 = 7784 votes 3962

[930] 29: I need your help
3715 Current Rating: 3715 + 4671 = 8386 votesCurrent Rating: 3715 + 4671 = 8386 votes 4671

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
5858 Current Rating: 5858 + 5298 = 11156 votesCurrent Rating: 5858 + 5298 = 11156 votes 5298

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
3386 Current Rating: 3386 + 3484 = 6870 votesCurrent Rating: 3386 + 3484 = 6870 votes 3484

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
4200 Current Rating: 4200 + 3546 = 7746 votesCurrent Rating: 4200 + 3546 = 7746 votes 3546

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
3959 Current Rating: 3959 + 3055 = 7014 votesCurrent Rating: 3959 + 3055 = 7014 votes 3055

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
5353 Current Rating: 5353 + 4507 = 9860 votesCurrent Rating: 5353 + 4507 = 9860 votes 4507

[924] 19: Did things go well?
5439 Current Rating: 5439 + 4759 = 10198 votesCurrent Rating: 5439 + 4759 = 10198 votes 4759

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
4535 Current Rating: 4535 + 6321 = 10856 votesCurrent Rating: 4535 + 6321 = 10856 votes 6321

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
12363 Current Rating: 12363 + 14001 = 26364 votesCurrent Rating: 12363 + 14001 = 26364 votes 14001

[921] 16: You look wretched
6853 Current Rating: 6853 + 6481 = 13334 votesCurrent Rating: 6853 + 6481 = 13334 votes 6481

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
33987 Current Rating: 33987 + 36387 = 70374 votesCurrent Rating: 33987 + 36387 = 70374 votes 36387

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
9740 Current Rating: 9740 + 10918 = 20658 votesCurrent Rating: 9740 + 10918 = 20658 votes 10918

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
5520 Current Rating: 5520 + 7503 = 13023 votesCurrent Rating: 5520 + 7503 = 13023 votes 7503

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
31917 Current Rating: 31917 + 35198 = 67115 votesCurrent Rating: 31917 + 35198 = 67115 votes 35198

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
63536 Current Rating: 63536 + 67536 = 131072 votesCurrent Rating: 63536 + 67536 = 131072 votes 67536

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
8452 Current Rating: 8452 + 9309 = 17761 votesCurrent Rating: 8452 + 9309 = 17761 votes 9309

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
5480 Current Rating: 5480 + 4518 = 9998 votesCurrent Rating: 5480 + 4518 = 9998 votes 4518

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
3993 Current Rating: 3993 + 4132 = 8125 votesCurrent Rating: 3993 + 4132 = 8125 votes 4132

[912] 3: Good morning all
3890 Current Rating: 3890 + 3582 = 7472 votesCurrent Rating: 3890 + 3582 = 7472 votes 3582

[911] 2: He s cute ...
5420 Current Rating: 5420 + 4869 = 10289 votesCurrent Rating: 5420 + 4869 = 10289 votes 4869

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
9226 Current Rating: 9226 + 10212 = 19438 votesCurrent Rating: 9226 + 10212 = 19438 votes 10212


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
29746 Current Rating: 29746 + 31308 = 61054 votesCurrent Rating: 29746 + 31308 = 61054 votes 31308

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
6098 Current Rating: 6098 + 7443 = 13541 votesCurrent Rating: 6098 + 7443 = 13541 votes 7443

[907] 26: Knock knock!
4153 Current Rating: 4153 + 3851 = 8004 votesCurrent Rating: 4153 + 3851 = 8004 votes 3851

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
4443 Current Rating: 4443 + 4006 = 8449 votesCurrent Rating: 4443 + 4006 = 8449 votes 4006

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
4108 Current Rating: 4108 + 3509 = 7617 votesCurrent Rating: 4108 + 3509 = 7617 votes 3509

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
4525 Current Rating: 4525 + 4041 = 8566 votesCurrent Rating: 4525 + 4041 = 8566 votes 4041

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
6478 Current Rating: 6478 + 7127 = 13605 votesCurrent Rating: 6478 + 7127 = 13605 votes 7127

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
7488 Current Rating: 7488 + 9258 = 16746 votesCurrent Rating: 7488 + 9258 = 16746 votes 9258

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
4505 Current Rating: 4505 + 3808 = 8313 votesCurrent Rating: 4505 + 3808 = 8313 votes 3808

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
5353 Current Rating: 5353 + 4904 = 10257 votesCurrent Rating: 5353 + 4904 = 10257 votes 4904

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
4214 Current Rating: 4214 + 3593 = 7807 votesCurrent Rating: 4214 + 3593 = 7807 votes 3593

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
13577 Current Rating: 13577 + 15382 = 28959 votesCurrent Rating: 13577 + 15382 = 28959 votes 15382

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
28889 Current Rating: 28889 + 29129 = 58018 votesCurrent Rating: 28889 + 29129 = 58018 votes 29129

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
35765 Current Rating: 35765 + 37128 = 72893 votesCurrent Rating: 35765 + 37128 = 72893 votes 37128

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
3982 Current Rating: 3982 + 3429 = 7411 votesCurrent Rating: 3982 + 3429 = 7411 votes 3429

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
4667 Current Rating: 4667 + 3746 = 8413 votesCurrent Rating: 4667 + 3746 = 8413 votes 3746

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
4287 Current Rating: 4287 + 3838 = 8125 votesCurrent Rating: 4287 + 3838 = 8125 votes 3838

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
4161 Current Rating: 4161 + 3454 = 7615 votesCurrent Rating: 4161 + 3454 = 7615 votes 3454

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
5056 Current Rating: 5056 + 6301 = 11357 votesCurrent Rating: 5056 + 6301 = 11357 votes 6301


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
3934 Current Rating: 3934 + 3054 = 6988 votesCurrent Rating: 3934 + 3054 = 6988 votes 3054

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
4145 Current Rating: 4145 + 3636 = 7781 votesCurrent Rating: 4145 + 3636 = 7781 votes 3636

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
4294 Current Rating: 4294 + 3549 = 7843 votesCurrent Rating: 4294 + 3549 = 7843 votes 3549

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
12227 Current Rating: 12227 + 13067 = 25294 votesCurrent Rating: 12227 + 13067 = 25294 votes 13067

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
4045 Current Rating: 4045 + 3331 = 7376 votesCurrent Rating: 4045 + 3331 = 7376 votes 3331

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
4002 Current Rating: 4002 + 3250 = 7252 votesCurrent Rating: 4002 + 3250 = 7252 votes 3250

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
3768 Current Rating: 3768 + 3193 = 6961 votesCurrent Rating: 3768 + 3193 = 6961 votes 3193

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
4100 Current Rating: 4100 + 3397 = 7497 votesCurrent Rating: 4100 + 3397 = 7497 votes 3397

[882] 21: Yes ...
3937 Current Rating: 3937 + 3243 = 7180 votesCurrent Rating: 3937 + 3243 = 7180 votes 3243

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
4496 Current Rating: 4496 + 3660 = 8156 votesCurrent Rating: 4496 + 3660 = 8156 votes 3660

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
5550 Current Rating: 5550 + 10795 = 16345 votesCurrent Rating: 5550 + 10795 = 16345 votes 10795

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
6003 Current Rating: 6003 + 6582 = 12585 votesCurrent Rating: 6003 + 6582 = 12585 votes 6582

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
5736 Current Rating: 5736 + 7715 = 13451 votesCurrent Rating: 5736 + 7715 = 13451 votes 7715

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
4450 Current Rating: 4450 + 3964 = 8414 votesCurrent Rating: 4450 + 3964 = 8414 votes 3964

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
21745 Current Rating: 21745 + 22747 = 44492 votesCurrent Rating: 21745 + 22747 = 44492 votes 22747

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
19068 Current Rating: 19068 + 21729 = 40797 votesCurrent Rating: 19068 + 21729 = 40797 votes 21729

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
3713 Current Rating: 3713 + 3021 = 6734 votesCurrent Rating: 3713 + 3021 = 6734 votes 3021

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
8359 Current Rating: 8359 + 8714 = 17073 votesCurrent Rating: 8359 + 8714 = 17073 votes 8714

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
6747 Current Rating: 6747 + 6260 = 13007 votesCurrent Rating: 6747 + 6260 = 13007 votes 6260

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
4229 Current Rating: 4229 + 3634 = 7863 votesCurrent Rating: 4229 + 3634 = 7863 votes 3634

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
4060 Current Rating: 4060 + 3827 = 7887 votesCurrent Rating: 4060 + 3827 = 7887 votes 3827

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
4883 Current Rating: 4883 + 5755 = 10638 votesCurrent Rating: 4883 + 5755 = 10638 votes 5755


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
17109 Current Rating: 17109 + 18856 = 35965 votesCurrent Rating: 17109 + 18856 = 35965 votes 18856

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
4258 Current Rating: 4258 + 5116 = 9374 votesCurrent Rating: 4258 + 5116 = 9374 votes 5116

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
9110 Current Rating: 9110 + 11036 = 20146 votesCurrent Rating: 9110 + 11036 = 20146 votes 11036

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
5794 Current Rating: 5794 + 5457 = 11251 votesCurrent Rating: 5794 + 5457 = 11251 votes 5457

[864] 24: You look grumpy
4261 Current Rating: 4261 + 3450 = 7711 votesCurrent Rating: 4261 + 3450 = 7711 votes 3450

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
4213 Current Rating: 4213 + 4395 = 8608 votesCurrent Rating: 4213 + 4395 = 8608 votes 4395

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
8848 Current Rating: 8848 + 10717 = 19565 votesCurrent Rating: 8848 + 10717 = 19565 votes 10717

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
4940 Current Rating: 4940 + 4766 = 9706 votesCurrent Rating: 4940 + 4766 = 9706 votes 4766

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
4185 Current Rating: 4185 + 3673 = 7858 votesCurrent Rating: 4185 + 3673 = 7858 votes 3673

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
3950 Current Rating: 3950 + 3293 = 7243 votesCurrent Rating: 3950 + 3293 = 7243 votes 3293

[858] 16: I work for the bank
4000 Current Rating: 4000 + 3265 = 7265 votesCurrent Rating: 4000 + 3265 = 7265 votes 3265

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
4682 Current Rating: 4682 + 4800 = 9482 votesCurrent Rating: 4682 + 4800 = 9482 votes 4800

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
5419 Current Rating: 5419 + 5638 = 11057 votesCurrent Rating: 5419 + 5638 = 11057 votes 5638

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
3899 Current Rating: 3899 + 3195 = 7094 votesCurrent Rating: 3899 + 3195 = 7094 votes 3195

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
3874 Current Rating: 3874 + 4310 = 8184 votesCurrent Rating: 3874 + 4310 = 8184 votes 4310

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
4379 Current Rating: 4379 + 3511 = 7890 votesCurrent Rating: 4379 + 3511 = 7890 votes 3511

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
4226 Current Rating: 4226 + 3489 = 7715 votesCurrent Rating: 4226 + 3489 = 7715 votes 3489

[851] 5: I can
10952 Current Rating: 10952 + 13100 = 24052 votesCurrent Rating: 10952 + 13100 = 24052 votes 13100

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
20242 Current Rating: 20242 + 20262 = 40504 votesCurrent Rating: 20242 + 20262 = 40504 votes 20262

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
14195 Current Rating: 14195 + 16008 = 30203 votesCurrent Rating: 14195 + 16008 = 30203 votes 16008


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
10386 Current Rating: 10386 + 12632 = 23018 votesCurrent Rating: 10386 + 12632 = 23018 votes 12632

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
7979 Current Rating: 7979 + 8094 = 16073 votesCurrent Rating: 7979 + 8094 = 16073 votes 8094

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
19946 Current Rating: 19946 + 26373 = 46319 votesCurrent Rating: 19946 + 26373 = 46319 votes 26373

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
4238 Current Rating: 4238 + 4442 = 8680 votesCurrent Rating: 4238 + 4442 = 8680 votes 4442

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
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[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
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[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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