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Dec 2013 [1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe! 6222   6304 [1024] 11: Can I get the bill? 4504   6211 [1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad 10957   11720 [1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow 5279   4460 [1021] 8: Why are you so late? 4203   5123 [1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before 5362   4517 [1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived 4800   4006 [1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba 11525   12832 [1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now 7050   7191 [1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy 9175   8157 [1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip? 5323   6850 [1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please? 5123   5182
| | Nov 2013 [1013] 27: What are you watching? 4499   4729 [1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death! 5387   7100 [1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out 5741   7462 [1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened? 4578   3617 [1009] 23: Did it go well last night? 5231   4387 [1008] 22: I need to check my email 5428   6112 [1007] 21: Why the long face? 4999   4266 [1006] 20: Oh shit! 5631   7459 [1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon 5454   6391 [1004] 18: Modern society dictates 4715   4757 [1003] 15: You arsehole! 6561   7739 [1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch 6243   8087 [1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now 10455   12271 [1000] 12: I want a divorce 6083   7870 [999] 11: You ve been in here every night 4987   3981 [998] 8: My wife wants a divorce 4819   4074 [997] 7: My wife s knickers 5191   4352 [996] 6: So how was school today my boy? 9278   9400 [995] 5: Back already? 4361   3619 [994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail 4511   5424 [993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead 7234   8468
| | | Oct 2013 [992] 31: You look annoyed 5453   4797 [991] 30: I got fired from my job 8564   8672 [990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while 4556   4546 [989] 28: I just don t understand men 4524   3833 [988] 25: Did you get the promotion? 5767   7408 [987] 24: You don t look satisfied 6609   9151 [986] 23: Struck out again did you? 5244   4685 [985] 22: Please accept my condolences 7217   7895 [984] 21: I ve been following an online auction 5365   4468 [983] 18: Celebrities try so hard 4636   3927 [982] 17: Today s science class 5095   6873 [981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today? 4749   3826 [980] 15: Good evening and welcome 4679   3841 [979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling 5708   5436 [978] 11: Do you have any children? 29543   32392 [977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day? 5768   5482 [976] 8: Good morning sir 4503   4771 [975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday 5342   4566 [974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson 7049   6361 [973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight 4720   4544 [972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight 4757   4185 [971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up 5498   4577
| | Sep 2013 [970] 30: You are charged with murder 4663   4011 [969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet? 5551   5028 [968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga 4996   4353 [967] 25: I heard your wife left you 5101   5060 [966] 20: Hi ladies 7591   6491 [965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance 5211   4365 [964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply? 4953   3981 [963] 17: Knock knock! 6801   6282 [962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge? 4689   3967 [961] 13: How did the operation go? 34590   39915 [960] 12: We need your legal help 5502   4641 [959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy 5335   4371 [958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me! 4414   3508 [957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission 4544   7156 [956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then 5245   7066 [955] 5: So, what s news? 5371   6021 [954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight 4757   3838 [953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days? 4382   5579 [952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird 4677   3772
| | | Aug 2013 [951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book 4388   4539 [950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over 3893   3034 [949] 27: Things are really becoming boring 5105   4617 [948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please? 4387   3378 [947] 23: I have to find a new job 5964   5201 [946] 22: So how s your new phone? 5338   4372 [945] 21: I need you to represent me 5882   5075 [944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 6776   7722 [943] 19: You just know what he s after 5526   4634 [942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out? 6988   6091 [941] 15: I need to get a new phone 5633   5039 [940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains 10064   11444 [939] 13: She s a hottie 5285   4672 [938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap 4511   3799 [937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies 4701   3874 [936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car? 4767   3986 [935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday? 4408   3622 [934] 5: With all of these keen women around 5284   4323 [933] 2: Happy anniversary 4985   4063
| | Jul 2013 [932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife 7115   6824 [931] 30: Nice to see you again 4602   4688 [930] 29: I need your help 4391   5304 [929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait? 6861   6131 [928] 25: Who was that at the door? 4061   4083 [927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo 5177   4432 [926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome 4714   3710 [925] 22: I need a drink NOW! 6590   5592 [924] 19: Did things go well? 6513   5714 [923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already? 5260   6897 [922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet? 13426   15074 [921] 16: You look wretched 7987   7457 [920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day? 34998   37385 [919] 12: Who was at the door? 10782   11889 [918] 11: You look like you need a drink 6620   8491 [917] 10: Do you know of anyone 32902   36117 [916] 9: Can I buy you a drink? 64640   68431 [915] 8: Damn it to hell! 9439   10171 [914] 5: Packing for a trip? 6494   5370 [913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games 4622   4718 [912] 3: Good morning all 4550   4182 [911] 2: He s cute ... 6518   5828 [910] 1: A bunch of researchers 10340   11228
| | | Jun 2013 [909] 28: Hello? Hello? 30862   32418 [908] 27: Hey, what are you watching? 6779   8019 [907] 26: Knock knock! 4930   4555 [906] 25: I heard you published a book 5454   4960 [905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated 5006   4375 [904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her 5503   4881 [903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha! 7663   8177 [902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night? 8173   9825 [901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs 5497   4646 [900] 14: I'll have the usual please 6236   5653 [899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything... 5297   4557 [898] 12: Can you pick up the boys 14622   16357 [897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day! 29695   29911 [896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids 36571   37892 [895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand 4623   4019 [894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own 5757   4744 [893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish 5476   4899 [892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before 5258   4464 [891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous 5964   7078
| | May 2013 [890] 31: There is an interesting article 4548   3646 [889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean? 5037   4452 [888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today 5314   4438 [887] 28: I’m glad you could make it 13160   13976 [886] 27: I’m pleased to say 4858   4053 [885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks 4773   3918 [884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling 4372   3791 [883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in 5220   4413 [882] 21: Yes ... 4876   4139 [881] 20: I do like men with big biceps 5638   4723 [880] 17: Thanks for the game 6897   11840 [879] 16: You look completely exhausted 6884   7308 [878] 15: Nice to meet you 6662   8555 [877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman 5276   4669 [876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road 23105   24019 [875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday 20306   22865 [874] 9: How was your party on the weekend? 4571   3868 [873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car? 9223   9492 [872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey 7400   6803 [871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing 5095   4422 [870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom 4955   4693 [869] 2: So have you patched things up 5586   6333
| | | Apr 2013 [868] 30: How much for those? 18631   20216 [867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please? 5189   5949 [866] 26: What are you listening to? 10278   12303 [865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier 6764   6272 [864] 24: You look grumpy 5236   4282 [863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home 5152   5206 [862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders 9981   11757 [861] 19: So how was “date night” last night? 6030   5712 [860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies 5228   4629 [859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth 4834   4113 [858] 16: I work for the bank 4870   4081 [857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag? 5864   5856 [856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks? 6355   6485 [855] 11: You know how women are always going on about 4501   3755 [854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts? 4729   5111 [853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub 5496   4526 [852] 8: Short back and sides today 5421   4569 [851] 5: I can 12365   14557 [850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away 21564   21464 [849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair 15798   17504
| | Mar 2013 [848] 28: Thanks for picking me up 11625   13854 [847] 27: I know this is only your second session 8972   8957 [846] 26: I had to put in three fillings 21902   28028 [845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me! 5196   5249 [844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ... 6424   5268 [843] 19: Okay, back to court again 10671   12104 [842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break 5922   4814 [841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us 7800   8455 [840] 14: How was your blind date last night? 6351   5429 [839] 12: I don’t understand women ... 55460   55733 [838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home 5701   6280 [837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY! 7253   7233 [836] 7: You look pissed 17679   17663 [835] 6: Dad! We have to talk! 9084   9186 [834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please? 6195   5933 [833] 4: Updated to be current ... 6660   5804 [832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days? 16901   17817
| | | Feb 2013 [831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today? 6331   5365 [830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 6236   5481 [829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend? 5655   5623 [828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy 6307   5336 [827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD? 8537   9590 [826] 21: How about a bit of nookie? 6197   5390 [825] 20: So how was the weekend? 4975   4481 [824] 19: Holy Cow! 14357   14240 [823] 18: You look miserable 4810   4090 [822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex 7296   7016 [821] 14: It s Valentine s Day 6759   5877 [820] 13: And now whats with the bags? 7261   8675 [819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas? 5082   4938 [818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ... 4833   3890 [817] 8: What are you reading? 5026   4152 [816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer? 6038   6874 [815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting 4895   5547 [814] 5: So how was date night last night? 4960   5791 [813] 4: You look out of sorts 5157   4704 [812] 1: You look distracted 5193   6731
| | Jan 2013 [811] 31: Why are you so sad 6446   5760 [810] 30: Ill be back in a minute 10771   12312 [809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession 63956   70194 [808] 28: You havent listened to a word 12542   12809 [807] 25: Do you know a good doctor? 5788   4973 [806] 23: Sign here please 5425   4666 [805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months 5027   4219 [804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses 5986   5861 [803] 18: Have a look at this ... 4858   4086 [802] 17: I 7025   8324 [801] 16: Baby, let 10381   12050 [800] 15: How was your day at school son? 5235   4700 [799] 14: Every night it 12322   13595 [798] 11: So how are you feeling today? 4748   4055 [797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today? 5096   4340 [796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day? 5153   4304 [795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time? 27162   27926 [794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back 4790   3944
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