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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
5713 Current Rating: 5713 + 5811 = 11524 votesCurrent Rating: 5713 + 5811 = 11524 votes 5811

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
4013 Current Rating: 4013 + 5708 = 9721 votesCurrent Rating: 4013 + 5708 = 9721 votes 5708

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
10412 Current Rating: 10412 + 11146 = 21558 votesCurrent Rating: 10412 + 11146 = 21558 votes 11146

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
4651 Current Rating: 4651 + 3821 = 8472 votesCurrent Rating: 4651 + 3821 = 8472 votes 3821

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
3820 Current Rating: 3820 + 4725 = 8545 votesCurrent Rating: 3820 + 4725 = 8545 votes 4725

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
4789 Current Rating: 4789 + 3947 = 8736 votesCurrent Rating: 4789 + 3947 = 8736 votes 3947

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
4311 Current Rating: 4311 + 3516 = 7827 votesCurrent Rating: 4311 + 3516 = 7827 votes 3516

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
11116 Current Rating: 11116 + 12414 = 23530 votesCurrent Rating: 11116 + 12414 = 23530 votes 12414

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
6478 Current Rating: 6478 + 6642 = 13120 votesCurrent Rating: 6478 + 6642 = 13120 votes 6642

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
8620 Current Rating: 8620 + 7625 = 16245 votesCurrent Rating: 8620 + 7625 = 16245 votes 7625

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
4765 Current Rating: 4765 + 6283 = 11048 votesCurrent Rating: 4765 + 6283 = 11048 votes 6283

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
4560 Current Rating: 4560 + 4619 = 9179 votesCurrent Rating: 4560 + 4619 = 9179 votes 4619


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
4001 Current Rating: 4001 + 4251 = 8252 votesCurrent Rating: 4001 + 4251 = 8252 votes 4251

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
4809 Current Rating: 4809 + 6523 = 11332 votesCurrent Rating: 4809 + 6523 = 11332 votes 6523

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
5034 Current Rating: 5034 + 6759 = 11793 votesCurrent Rating: 5034 + 6759 = 11793 votes 6759

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
4054 Current Rating: 4054 + 3077 = 7131 votesCurrent Rating: 4054 + 3077 = 7131 votes 3077

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
4615 Current Rating: 4615 + 3789 = 8404 votesCurrent Rating: 4615 + 3789 = 8404 votes 3789

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
4857 Current Rating: 4857 + 5557 = 10414 votesCurrent Rating: 4857 + 5557 = 10414 votes 5557

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
4393 Current Rating: 4393 + 3634 = 8027 votesCurrent Rating: 4393 + 3634 = 8027 votes 3634

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
4991 Current Rating: 4991 + 6827 = 11818 votesCurrent Rating: 4991 + 6827 = 11818 votes 6827

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
4898 Current Rating: 4898 + 5836 = 10734 votesCurrent Rating: 4898 + 5836 = 10734 votes 5836

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
4259 Current Rating: 4259 + 4279 = 8538 votesCurrent Rating: 4259 + 4279 = 8538 votes 4279

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
6005 Current Rating: 6005 + 7194 = 13199 votesCurrent Rating: 6005 + 7194 = 13199 votes 7194

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
5704 Current Rating: 5704 + 7561 = 13265 votesCurrent Rating: 5704 + 7561 = 13265 votes 7561

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
9708 Current Rating: 9708 + 11510 = 21218 votesCurrent Rating: 9708 + 11510 = 21218 votes 11510

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
5527 Current Rating: 5527 + 7311 = 12838 votesCurrent Rating: 5527 + 7311 = 12838 votes 7311

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
4410 Current Rating: 4410 + 3401 = 7811 votesCurrent Rating: 4410 + 3401 = 7811 votes 3401

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
4255 Current Rating: 4255 + 3493 = 7748 votesCurrent Rating: 4255 + 3493 = 7748 votes 3493

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
4487 Current Rating: 4487 + 3665 = 8152 votesCurrent Rating: 4487 + 3665 = 8152 votes 3665

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
8807 Current Rating: 8807 + 8959 = 17766 votesCurrent Rating: 8807 + 8959 = 17766 votes 8959

[995] 5: Back already?
3944 Current Rating: 3944 + 3227 = 7171 votesCurrent Rating: 3944 + 3227 = 7171 votes 3227

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
4126 Current Rating: 4126 + 5031 = 9157 votesCurrent Rating: 4126 + 5031 = 9157 votes 5031

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
6561 Current Rating: 6561 + 7841 = 14402 votesCurrent Rating: 6561 + 7841 = 14402 votes 7841


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
4886 Current Rating: 4886 + 4247 = 9133 votesCurrent Rating: 4886 + 4247 = 9133 votes 4247

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
7942 Current Rating: 7942 + 8071 = 16013 votesCurrent Rating: 7942 + 8071 = 16013 votes 8071

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
4150 Current Rating: 4150 + 4131 = 8281 votesCurrent Rating: 4150 + 4131 = 8281 votes 4131

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
4018 Current Rating: 4018 + 3330 = 7348 votesCurrent Rating: 4018 + 3330 = 7348 votes 3330

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
5130 Current Rating: 5130 + 6773 = 11903 votesCurrent Rating: 5130 + 6773 = 11903 votes 6773

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
6016 Current Rating: 6016 + 8594 = 14610 votesCurrent Rating: 6016 + 8594 = 14610 votes 8594

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
4684 Current Rating: 4684 + 4127 = 8811 votesCurrent Rating: 4684 + 4127 = 8811 votes 4127

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
6534 Current Rating: 6534 + 7270 = 13804 votesCurrent Rating: 6534 + 7270 = 13804 votes 7270

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
4709 Current Rating: 4709 + 3792 = 8501 votesCurrent Rating: 4709 + 3792 = 8501 votes 3792

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
4086 Current Rating: 4086 + 3343 = 7429 votesCurrent Rating: 4086 + 3343 = 7429 votes 3343

[982] 17: Today s science class
4509 Current Rating: 4509 + 6284 = 10793 votesCurrent Rating: 4509 + 6284 = 10793 votes 6284

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
4250 Current Rating: 4250 + 3324 = 7574 votesCurrent Rating: 4250 + 3324 = 7574 votes 3324

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
4115 Current Rating: 4115 + 3286 = 7401 votesCurrent Rating: 4115 + 3286 = 7401 votes 3286

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
4948 Current Rating: 4948 + 4738 = 9686 votesCurrent Rating: 4948 + 4738 = 9686 votes 4738

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
29093 Current Rating: 29093 + 31958 = 61051 votesCurrent Rating: 29093 + 31958 = 61051 votes 31958

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
5072 Current Rating: 5072 + 4794 = 9866 votesCurrent Rating: 5072 + 4794 = 9866 votes 4794

[976] 8: Good morning sir
4023 Current Rating: 4023 + 4268 = 8291 votesCurrent Rating: 4023 + 4268 = 8291 votes 4268

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
4729 Current Rating: 4729 + 3994 = 8723 votesCurrent Rating: 4729 + 3994 = 8723 votes 3994

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
6627 Current Rating: 6627 + 5949 = 12576 votesCurrent Rating: 6627 + 5949 = 12576 votes 5949

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
4221 Current Rating: 4221 + 4067 = 8288 votesCurrent Rating: 4221 + 4067 = 8288 votes 4067

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
4223 Current Rating: 4223 + 3649 = 7872 votesCurrent Rating: 4223 + 3649 = 7872 votes 3649

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
4771 Current Rating: 4771 + 3874 = 8645 votesCurrent Rating: 4771 + 3874 = 8645 votes 3874


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
4131 Current Rating: 4131 + 3453 = 7584 votesCurrent Rating: 4131 + 3453 = 7584 votes 3453

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
4783 Current Rating: 4783 + 4263 = 9046 votesCurrent Rating: 4783 + 4263 = 9046 votes 4263

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
4416 Current Rating: 4416 + 3729 = 8145 votesCurrent Rating: 4416 + 3729 = 8145 votes 3729

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
4456 Current Rating: 4456 + 4392 = 8848 votesCurrent Rating: 4456 + 4392 = 8848 votes 4392

[966] 20: Hi ladies
6993 Current Rating: 6993 + 5952 = 12945 votesCurrent Rating: 6993 + 5952 = 12945 votes 5952

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
4639 Current Rating: 4639 + 3793 = 8432 votesCurrent Rating: 4639 + 3793 = 8432 votes 3793

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
4486 Current Rating: 4486 + 3497 = 7983 votesCurrent Rating: 4486 + 3497 = 7983 votes 3497

[963] 17: Knock knock!
6013 Current Rating: 6013 + 5555 = 11568 votesCurrent Rating: 6013 + 5555 = 11568 votes 5555

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
4070 Current Rating: 4070 + 3355 = 7425 votesCurrent Rating: 4070 + 3355 = 7425 votes 3355

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
33772 Current Rating: 33772 + 39079 = 72851 votesCurrent Rating: 33772 + 39079 = 72851 votes 39079

[960] 12: We need your legal help
4790 Current Rating: 4790 + 3968 = 8758 votesCurrent Rating: 4790 + 3968 = 8758 votes 3968

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
4855 Current Rating: 4855 + 3922 = 8777 votesCurrent Rating: 4855 + 3922 = 8777 votes 3922

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
3951 Current Rating: 3951 + 3033 = 6984 votesCurrent Rating: 3951 + 3033 = 6984 votes 3033

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
4057 Current Rating: 4057 + 6670 = 10727 votesCurrent Rating: 4057 + 6670 = 10727 votes 6670

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
4654 Current Rating: 4654 + 6510 = 11164 votesCurrent Rating: 4654 + 6510 = 11164 votes 6510

[955] 5: So, what s news?
4749 Current Rating: 4749 + 5427 = 10176 votesCurrent Rating: 4749 + 5427 = 10176 votes 5427

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 3291 = 7493 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 3291 = 7493 votes 3291

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
3966 Current Rating: 3966 + 5154 = 9120 votesCurrent Rating: 3966 + 5154 = 9120 votes 5154

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
4134 Current Rating: 4134 + 3218 = 7352 votesCurrent Rating: 4134 + 3218 = 7352 votes 3218


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
3971 Current Rating: 3971 + 4123 = 8094 votesCurrent Rating: 3971 + 4123 = 8094 votes 4123

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
3487 Current Rating: 3487 + 2641 = 6128 votesCurrent Rating: 3487 + 2641 = 6128 votes 2641

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
4454 Current Rating: 4454 + 3930 = 8384 votesCurrent Rating: 4454 + 3930 = 8384 votes 3930

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
3977 Current Rating: 3977 + 2979 = 6956 votesCurrent Rating: 3977 + 2979 = 6956 votes 2979

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
5205 Current Rating: 5205 + 4472 = 9677 votesCurrent Rating: 5205 + 4472 = 9677 votes 4472

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
4646 Current Rating: 4646 + 3728 = 8374 votesCurrent Rating: 4646 + 3728 = 8374 votes 3728

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
5144 Current Rating: 5144 + 4350 = 9494 votesCurrent Rating: 5144 + 4350 = 9494 votes 4350

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
6372 Current Rating: 6372 + 7326 = 13698 votesCurrent Rating: 6372 + 7326 = 13698 votes 7326

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
4797 Current Rating: 4797 + 3924 = 8721 votesCurrent Rating: 4797 + 3924 = 8721 votes 3924

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
6311 Current Rating: 6311 + 5387 = 11698 votesCurrent Rating: 6311 + 5387 = 11698 votes 5387

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
5011 Current Rating: 5011 + 4412 = 9423 votesCurrent Rating: 5011 + 4412 = 9423 votes 4412

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
9318 Current Rating: 9318 + 10727 = 20045 votesCurrent Rating: 9318 + 10727 = 20045 votes 10727

[939] 13: She s a hottie
4599 Current Rating: 4599 + 4012 = 8611 votesCurrent Rating: 4599 + 4012 = 8611 votes 4012

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
4036 Current Rating: 4036 + 3304 = 7340 votesCurrent Rating: 4036 + 3304 = 7340 votes 3304

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
4229 Current Rating: 4229 + 3397 = 7626 votesCurrent Rating: 4229 + 3397 = 7626 votes 3397

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
4221 Current Rating: 4221 + 3424 = 7645 votesCurrent Rating: 4221 + 3424 = 7645 votes 3424

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
3813 Current Rating: 3813 + 3035 = 6848 votesCurrent Rating: 3813 + 3035 = 6848 votes 3035

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
4647 Current Rating: 4647 + 3685 = 8332 votesCurrent Rating: 4647 + 3685 = 8332 votes 3685

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
4435 Current Rating: 4435 + 3462 = 7897 votesCurrent Rating: 4435 + 3462 = 7897 votes 3462


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
6622 Current Rating: 6622 + 6362 = 12984 votesCurrent Rating: 6622 + 6362 = 12984 votes 6362

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
4116 Current Rating: 4116 + 4203 = 8319 votesCurrent Rating: 4116 + 4203 = 8319 votes 4203

[930] 29: I need your help
3958 Current Rating: 3958 + 4876 = 8834 votesCurrent Rating: 3958 + 4876 = 8834 votes 4876

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
6251 Current Rating: 6251 + 5574 = 11825 votesCurrent Rating: 6251 + 5574 = 11825 votes 5574

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
3638 Current Rating: 3638 + 3678 = 7316 votesCurrent Rating: 3638 + 3678 = 7316 votes 3678

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
4614 Current Rating: 4614 + 3847 = 8461 votesCurrent Rating: 4614 + 3847 = 8461 votes 3847

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
4334 Current Rating: 4334 + 3312 = 7646 votesCurrent Rating: 4334 + 3312 = 7646 votes 3312

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
5821 Current Rating: 5821 + 4878 = 10699 votesCurrent Rating: 5821 + 4878 = 10699 votes 4878

[924] 19: Did things go well?
5852 Current Rating: 5852 + 5085 = 10937 votesCurrent Rating: 5852 + 5085 = 10937 votes 5085

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
4843 Current Rating: 4843 + 6521 = 11364 votesCurrent Rating: 4843 + 6521 = 11364 votes 6521

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
12834 Current Rating: 12834 + 14445 = 27279 votesCurrent Rating: 12834 + 14445 = 27279 votes 14445

[921] 16: You look wretched
7289 Current Rating: 7289 + 6811 = 14100 votesCurrent Rating: 7289 + 6811 = 14100 votes 6811

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
34352 Current Rating: 34352 + 36710 = 71062 votesCurrent Rating: 34352 + 36710 = 71062 votes 36710

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
10144 Current Rating: 10144 + 11233 = 21377 votesCurrent Rating: 10144 + 11233 = 21377 votes 11233

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
5958 Current Rating: 5958 + 7836 = 13794 votesCurrent Rating: 5958 + 7836 = 13794 votes 7836

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
32261 Current Rating: 32261 + 35496 = 67757 votesCurrent Rating: 32261 + 35496 = 67757 votes 35496

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
63991 Current Rating: 63991 + 67813 = 131804 votesCurrent Rating: 63991 + 67813 = 131804 votes 67813

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
8829 Current Rating: 8829 + 9594 = 18423 votesCurrent Rating: 8829 + 9594 = 18423 votes 9594

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
5898 Current Rating: 5898 + 4814 = 10712 votesCurrent Rating: 5898 + 4814 = 10712 votes 4814

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
4227 Current Rating: 4227 + 4311 = 8538 votesCurrent Rating: 4227 + 4311 = 8538 votes 4311

[912] 3: Good morning all
4131 Current Rating: 4131 + 3763 = 7894 votesCurrent Rating: 4131 + 3763 = 7894 votes 3763

[911] 2: He s cute ...
5852 Current Rating: 5852 + 5199 = 11051 votesCurrent Rating: 5852 + 5199 = 11051 votes 5199

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
9632 Current Rating: 9632 + 10542 = 20174 votesCurrent Rating: 9632 + 10542 = 20174 votes 10542


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
30140 Current Rating: 30140 + 31678 = 61818 votesCurrent Rating: 30140 + 31678 = 61818 votes 31678

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
6372 Current Rating: 6372 + 7630 = 14002 votesCurrent Rating: 6372 + 7630 = 14002 votes 7630

[907] 26: Knock knock!
4466 Current Rating: 4466 + 4089 = 8555 votesCurrent Rating: 4466 + 4089 = 8555 votes 4089

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
4843 Current Rating: 4843 + 4326 = 9169 votesCurrent Rating: 4843 + 4326 = 9169 votes 4326

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
4456 Current Rating: 4456 + 3780 = 8236 votesCurrent Rating: 4456 + 3780 = 8236 votes 3780

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
4916 Current Rating: 4916 + 4325 = 9241 votesCurrent Rating: 4916 + 4325 = 9241 votes 4325

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
6924 Current Rating: 6924 + 7473 = 14397 votesCurrent Rating: 6924 + 7473 = 14397 votes 7473

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
7775 Current Rating: 7775 + 9450 = 17225 votesCurrent Rating: 7775 + 9450 = 17225 votes 9450

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
4911 Current Rating: 4911 + 4104 = 9015 votesCurrent Rating: 4911 + 4104 = 9015 votes 4104

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
5712 Current Rating: 5712 + 5159 = 10871 votesCurrent Rating: 5712 + 5159 = 10871 votes 5159

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
4650 Current Rating: 4650 + 3918 = 8568 votesCurrent Rating: 4650 + 3918 = 8568 votes 3918

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
14053 Current Rating: 14053 + 15768 = 29821 votesCurrent Rating: 14053 + 15768 = 29821 votes 15768

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
29180 Current Rating: 29180 + 29391 = 58571 votesCurrent Rating: 29180 + 29391 = 58571 votes 29391

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
36064 Current Rating: 36064 + 37381 = 73445 votesCurrent Rating: 36064 + 37381 = 73445 votes 37381

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
4226 Current Rating: 4226 + 3616 = 7842 votesCurrent Rating: 4226 + 3616 = 7842 votes 3616

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
5112 Current Rating: 5112 + 4084 = 9196 votesCurrent Rating: 5112 + 4084 = 9196 votes 4084

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
4748 Current Rating: 4748 + 4201 = 8949 votesCurrent Rating: 4748 + 4201 = 8949 votes 4201

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
4565 Current Rating: 4565 + 3787 = 8352 votesCurrent Rating: 4565 + 3787 = 8352 votes 3787

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
5421 Current Rating: 5421 + 6565 = 11986 votesCurrent Rating: 5421 + 6565 = 11986 votes 6565


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
4176 Current Rating: 4176 + 3247 = 7423 votesCurrent Rating: 4176 + 3247 = 7423 votes 3247

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
4496 Current Rating: 4496 + 3910 = 8406 votesCurrent Rating: 4496 + 3910 = 8406 votes 3910

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
4718 Current Rating: 4718 + 3854 = 8572 votesCurrent Rating: 4718 + 3854 = 8572 votes 3854

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
12677 Current Rating: 12677 + 13478 = 26155 votesCurrent Rating: 12677 + 13478 = 26155 votes 13478

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
4373 Current Rating: 4373 + 3578 = 7951 votesCurrent Rating: 4373 + 3578 = 7951 votes 3578

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
4282 Current Rating: 4282 + 3461 = 7743 votesCurrent Rating: 4282 + 3461 = 7743 votes 3461

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
4000 Current Rating: 4000 + 3388 = 7388 votesCurrent Rating: 4000 + 3388 = 7388 votes 3388

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
4523 Current Rating: 4523 + 3740 = 8263 votesCurrent Rating: 4523 + 3740 = 8263 votes 3740

[882] 21: Yes ...
4274 Current Rating: 4274 + 3528 = 7802 votesCurrent Rating: 4274 + 3528 = 7802 votes 3528

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
4948 Current Rating: 4948 + 4024 = 8972 votesCurrent Rating: 4948 + 4024 = 8972 votes 4024

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
6150 Current Rating: 6150 + 11165 = 17315 votesCurrent Rating: 6150 + 11165 = 17315 votes 11165

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
6375 Current Rating: 6375 + 6830 = 13205 votesCurrent Rating: 6375 + 6830 = 13205 votes 6830

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
6124 Current Rating: 6124 + 7999 = 14123 votesCurrent Rating: 6124 + 7999 = 14123 votes 7999

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
4800 Current Rating: 4800 + 4210 = 9010 votesCurrent Rating: 4800 + 4210 = 9010 votes 4210

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
22343 Current Rating: 22343 + 23232 = 45575 votesCurrent Rating: 22343 + 23232 = 45575 votes 23232

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
19683 Current Rating: 19683 + 22195 = 41878 votesCurrent Rating: 19683 + 22195 = 41878 votes 22195

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
4039 Current Rating: 4039 + 3312 = 7351 votesCurrent Rating: 4039 + 3312 = 7351 votes 3312

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
8703 Current Rating: 8703 + 8981 = 17684 votesCurrent Rating: 8703 + 8981 = 17684 votes 8981

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
7026 Current Rating: 7026 + 6454 = 13480 votesCurrent Rating: 7026 + 6454 = 13480 votes 6454

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
4602 Current Rating: 4602 + 3919 = 8521 votesCurrent Rating: 4602 + 3919 = 8521 votes 3919

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
4411 Current Rating: 4411 + 4120 = 8531 votesCurrent Rating: 4411 + 4120 = 8531 votes 4120

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
5222 Current Rating: 5222 + 5966 = 11188 votesCurrent Rating: 5222 + 5966 = 11188 votes 5966


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
17900 Current Rating: 17900 + 19456 = 37356 votesCurrent Rating: 17900 + 19456 = 37356 votes 19456

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
4649 Current Rating: 4649 + 5397 = 10046 votesCurrent Rating: 4649 + 5397 = 10046 votes 5397

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
9537 Current Rating: 9537 + 11370 = 20907 votesCurrent Rating: 9537 + 11370 = 20907 votes 11370

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
6196 Current Rating: 6196 + 5738 = 11934 votesCurrent Rating: 6196 + 5738 = 11934 votes 5738

[864] 24: You look grumpy
4668 Current Rating: 4668 + 3738 = 8406 votesCurrent Rating: 4668 + 3738 = 8406 votes 3738

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
4611 Current Rating: 4611 + 4671 = 9282 votesCurrent Rating: 4611 + 4671 = 9282 votes 4671

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
9284 Current Rating: 9284 + 11080 = 20364 votesCurrent Rating: 9284 + 11080 = 20364 votes 11080

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
5370 Current Rating: 5370 + 5092 = 10462 votesCurrent Rating: 5370 + 5092 = 10462 votes 5092

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
4601 Current Rating: 4601 + 4000 = 8601 votesCurrent Rating: 4601 + 4000 = 8601 votes 4000

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
4269 Current Rating: 4269 + 3546 = 7815 votesCurrent Rating: 4269 + 3546 = 7815 votes 3546

[858] 16: I work for the bank
4341 Current Rating: 4341 + 3527 = 7868 votesCurrent Rating: 4341 + 3527 = 7868 votes 3527

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
5155 Current Rating: 5155 + 5154 = 10309 votesCurrent Rating: 5155 + 5154 = 10309 votes 5154

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
5789 Current Rating: 5789 + 5929 = 11718 votesCurrent Rating: 5789 + 5929 = 11718 votes 5929

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
4130 Current Rating: 4130 + 3368 = 7498 votesCurrent Rating: 4130 + 3368 = 7498 votes 3368

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
4194 Current Rating: 4194 + 4579 = 8773 votesCurrent Rating: 4194 + 4579 = 8773 votes 4579

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
4818 Current Rating: 4818 + 3860 = 8678 votesCurrent Rating: 4818 + 3860 = 8678 votes 3860

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
4695 Current Rating: 4695 + 3851 = 8546 votesCurrent Rating: 4695 + 3851 = 8546 votes 3851

[851] 5: I can
11570 Current Rating: 11570 + 13723 = 25293 votesCurrent Rating: 11570 + 13723 = 25293 votes 13723

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
20869 Current Rating: 20869 + 20759 = 41628 votesCurrent Rating: 20869 + 20759 = 41628 votes 20759

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
15225 Current Rating: 15225 + 16882 = 32107 votesCurrent Rating: 15225 + 16882 = 32107 votes 16882


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
11057 Current Rating: 11057 + 13278 = 24335 votesCurrent Rating: 11057 + 13278 = 24335 votes 13278

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
8363 Current Rating: 8363 + 8396 = 16759 votesCurrent Rating: 8363 + 8396 = 16759 votes 8396

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
20980 Current Rating: 20980 + 27090 = 48070 votesCurrent Rating: 20980 + 27090 = 48070 votes 27090

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
4643 Current Rating: 4643 + 4724 = 9367 votesCurrent Rating: 4643 + 4724 = 9367 votes 4724

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
8010 Current Rating: 8010 + 9075 = 17085 votesCurrent Rating: 8010 + 9075 = 17085 votes 9075

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
6039 Current Rating: 6039 + 5161 = 11200 votesCurrent Rating: 6039 + 5161 = 11200 votes 5161

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
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[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
4328 Current Rating: 4328 + 3440 = 7768 votesCurrent Rating: 4328 + 3440 = 7768 votes 3440






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