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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
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[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
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[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
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[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
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[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
3433 4404
[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
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[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
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[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
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[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
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[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
8263 7300
[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
4332 5879
[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
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Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
3580 3882
[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
4382 6137
[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
4540 6329
[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
3593 2664
[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
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[1008] 22: I need to check my email
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[1007] 21: Why the long face?
3929 3229
[1006] 20: Oh shit!
4536 6442
[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
4483 5451
[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
3836 3931
[1003] 15: You arsehole!
5570 6810
[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
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[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
9209 11045
[1000] 12: I want a divorce
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[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
3892 2980
[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
3821 3129
[997] 7: My wife s knickers
3991 3232
[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
8435 8652
[995] 5: Back already?
3609 2942
[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
3801 4755
[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
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Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
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[991] 30: I got fired from my job
7454 7671
[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
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[989] 28: I just don t understand men
3623 2986
[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
4629 6373
[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
5536 8226
[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
4202 3742
[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
6026 6879
[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
4175 3365
[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
3659 2949
[982] 17: Today s science class
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[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
3858 3001
[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
3684 2921
[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
4406 4279
[978] 11: Do you have any children?
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[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
4537 4362
[976] 8: Good morning sir
3636 3934
[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
4249 3619
[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
6259 5663
[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
3830 3759
[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
3821 3288
[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
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Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
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[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
4180 3771
[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
3944 3329
[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
3934 3956
[966] 20: Hi ladies
6549 5596
[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
4139 3396
[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
4092 3172
[963] 17: Knock knock!
5451 5114
[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
3629 2960
[961] 13: How did the operation go?
33118 38510
[960] 12: We need your legal help
4252 3527
[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
4357 3513
[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
3565 2713
[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
3675 6334
[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
4158 6123
[955] 5: So, what s news?
4250 5034
[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
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[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
3624 4851
[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
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Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
3625 3831
[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
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[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
3937 3493
[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
3627 2701
[947] 23: I have to find a new job
4636 4029
[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
4108 3316
[945] 21: I need you to represent me
4580 3883
[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
5997 7063
[943] 19: You just know what he s after
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[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
5783 4984
[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
4514 4004
[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
8776 10279
[939] 13: She s a hottie
4075 3584
[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
3629 2950
[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
3870 3086
[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
3822 3070
[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
3393 2649
[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
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[933] 2: Happy anniversary
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Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
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[931] 30: Nice to see you again
3729 3851
[930] 29: I need your help
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[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
5777 5224
[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
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[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
4097 3444
[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
3822 2919
[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
5263 4417
[924] 19: Did things go well?
5357 4687
[923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already?
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[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
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[921] 16: You look wretched
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[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
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[919] 12: Who was at the door?
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[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
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[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
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[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
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[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
8375 9233
[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
5382 4429
[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
3900 4032
[912] 3: Good morning all
3801 3489
[911] 2: He s cute ...
5352 4798
[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
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Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
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[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
6016 7377
[907] 26: Knock knock!
4072 3764
[906] 25: I heard you published a book
4368 3922
[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
4016 3411
[904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her
4449 3958
[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
6415 7053
[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
7406 9188
[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
4424 3712
[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
5269 4821
[899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything...
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[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
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[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
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[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
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[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
3871 3312
[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
4576 3660
[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
4192 3730
[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
4048 3343
[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
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May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
3827 2959
[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
4056 3550
[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
4203 3444
[887] 28: I’m glad you could make it
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[886] 27: I’m pleased to say
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[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
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[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
3669 3105
[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
4001 3298
[882] 21: Yes ...
3840 3142
[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
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[880] 17: Thanks for the game
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[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
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[878] 15: Nice to meet you
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[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
4371 3876
[876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road
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[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
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[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
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[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
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[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
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[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
4137 3522
[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
3964 3735
[869] 2: So have you patched things up
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Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
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[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
4174 5026
[866] 26: What are you listening to?
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[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
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[864] 24: You look grumpy
4170 3363
[863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home
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[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
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[861] 19: So how was “date night” last night?
4854 4689
[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
4096 3575
[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
3858 3200
[858] 16: I work for the bank
3903 3177
[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
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[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
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[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
3812 3106
[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
3784 4222
[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
4292 3417
[852] 8: Short back and sides today
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[851] 5: I can
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[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
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[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
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Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
10270 12535
[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
7898 8013
[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
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[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
4140 4339
[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
5401 4421
[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
9339 10837
[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
4971 4007
[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
6652 7404
[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
5108 4336
[839] 12: I don’t understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home
4755 5456
[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
8135 8368
[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
4859 4781
[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
5513 4705
[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
4009 3342
[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
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[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
4992 4324
[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
4001 3643
[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
5410 4663
[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
5967 7576
[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
4070 4065
[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
3880 3122
[817] 8: What are you reading?
3957 3257
[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
3848 4656
[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
3917 4901
[813] 4: You look out of sorts
3986 3726
[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
5153 4660
[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
4383 3774
[806] 23: Sign here please
4226 3611
[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
3916 3279
[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
4128 3414
[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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