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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
8769 Current Rating: 8769 + 8799 = 17568 votesCurrent Rating: 8769 + 8799 = 17568 votes 8799

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
7280 Current Rating: 7280 + 9167 = 16447 votesCurrent Rating: 7280 + 9167 = 16447 votes 9167

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
33210 Current Rating: 33210 + 37199 = 70409 votesCurrent Rating: 33210 + 37199 = 70409 votes 37199

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
8364 Current Rating: 8364 + 7598 = 15962 votesCurrent Rating: 8364 + 7598 = 15962 votes 7598

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
6315 Current Rating: 6315 + 7191 = 13506 votesCurrent Rating: 6315 + 7191 = 13506 votes 7191

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
9597 Current Rating: 9597 + 8686 = 18283 votesCurrent Rating: 9597 + 8686 = 18283 votes 8686

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
7338 Current Rating: 7338 + 6458 = 13796 votesCurrent Rating: 7338 + 6458 = 13796 votes 6458

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
14265 Current Rating: 14265 + 15592 = 29857 votesCurrent Rating: 14265 + 15592 = 29857 votes 15592

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
9868 Current Rating: 9868 + 9911 = 19779 votesCurrent Rating: 9868 + 9911 = 19779 votes 9911

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
11945 Current Rating: 11945 + 12940 = 24885 votesCurrent Rating: 11945 + 12940 = 24885 votes 12940

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
11179 Current Rating: 11179 + 12822 = 24001 votesCurrent Rating: 11179 + 12822 = 24001 votes 12822

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
8211 Current Rating: 8211 + 8275 = 16486 votesCurrent Rating: 8211 + 8275 = 16486 votes 8275


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
6934 Current Rating: 6934 + 7166 = 14100 votesCurrent Rating: 6934 + 7166 = 14100 votes 7166

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
8912 Current Rating: 8912 + 10585 = 19497 votesCurrent Rating: 8912 + 10585 = 19497 votes 10585

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
9342 Current Rating: 9342 + 10967 = 20309 votesCurrent Rating: 9342 + 10967 = 20309 votes 10967

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
8892 Current Rating: 8892 + 7674 = 16566 votesCurrent Rating: 8892 + 7674 = 16566 votes 7674

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
15577 Current Rating: 15577 + 17056 = 32633 votesCurrent Rating: 15577 + 17056 = 32633 votes 17056

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
9216 Current Rating: 9216 + 10171 = 19387 votesCurrent Rating: 9216 + 10171 = 19387 votes 10171

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
8334 Current Rating: 8334 + 7675 = 16009 votesCurrent Rating: 8334 + 7675 = 16009 votes 7675

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
13192 Current Rating: 13192 + 15828 = 29020 votesCurrent Rating: 13192 + 15828 = 29020 votes 15828

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
8176 Current Rating: 8176 + 9108 = 17284 votesCurrent Rating: 8176 + 9108 = 17284 votes 9108

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
7651 Current Rating: 7651 + 7690 = 15341 votesCurrent Rating: 7651 + 7690 = 15341 votes 7690

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
9484 Current Rating: 9484 + 10650 = 20134 votesCurrent Rating: 9484 + 10650 = 20134 votes 10650

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
8815 Current Rating: 8815 + 10690 = 19505 votesCurrent Rating: 8815 + 10690 = 19505 votes 10690

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
14155 Current Rating: 14155 + 16067 = 30222 votesCurrent Rating: 14155 + 16067 = 30222 votes 16067

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
8794 Current Rating: 8794 + 10538 = 19332 votesCurrent Rating: 8794 + 10538 = 19332 votes 10538

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
7643 Current Rating: 7643 + 6599 = 14242 votesCurrent Rating: 7643 + 6599 = 14242 votes 6599

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
7531 Current Rating: 7531 + 6730 = 14261 votesCurrent Rating: 7531 + 6730 = 14261 votes 6730

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
8240 Current Rating: 8240 + 7264 = 15504 votesCurrent Rating: 8240 + 7264 = 15504 votes 7264

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
12345 Current Rating: 12345 + 12425 = 24770 votesCurrent Rating: 12345 + 12425 = 24770 votes 12425

[995] 5: Back already?
11666 Current Rating: 11666 + 11484 = 23150 votesCurrent Rating: 11666 + 11484 = 23150 votes 11484

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
17167 Current Rating: 17167 + 17812 = 34979 votesCurrent Rating: 17167 + 17812 = 34979 votes 17812

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
10506 Current Rating: 10506 + 11595 = 22101 votesCurrent Rating: 10506 + 11595 = 22101 votes 11595


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
30711 Current Rating: 30711 + 29760 = 60471 votesCurrent Rating: 30711 + 29760 = 60471 votes 29760

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
11570 Current Rating: 11570 + 11863 = 23433 votesCurrent Rating: 11570 + 11863 = 23433 votes 11863

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
6719 Current Rating: 6719 + 6625 = 13344 votesCurrent Rating: 6719 + 6625 = 13344 votes 6625

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
8799 Current Rating: 8799 + 7952 = 16751 votesCurrent Rating: 8799 + 7952 = 16751 votes 7952

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
9486 Current Rating: 9486 + 11713 = 21199 votesCurrent Rating: 9486 + 11713 = 21199 votes 11713

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
9463 Current Rating: 9463 + 12088 = 21551 votesCurrent Rating: 9463 + 12088 = 21551 votes 12088

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
8469 Current Rating: 8469 + 7882 = 16351 votesCurrent Rating: 8469 + 7882 = 16351 votes 7882

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
10292 Current Rating: 10292 + 10972 = 21264 votesCurrent Rating: 10292 + 10972 = 21264 votes 10972

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
8297 Current Rating: 8297 + 7515 = 15812 votesCurrent Rating: 8297 + 7515 = 15812 votes 7515

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
8560 Current Rating: 8560 + 8053 = 16613 votesCurrent Rating: 8560 + 8053 = 16613 votes 8053

[982] 17: Today s science class
8399 Current Rating: 8399 + 10174 = 18573 votesCurrent Rating: 8399 + 10174 = 18573 votes 10174

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
7355 Current Rating: 7355 + 6454 = 13809 votesCurrent Rating: 7355 + 6454 = 13809 votes 6454

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
7251 Current Rating: 7251 + 6293 = 13544 votesCurrent Rating: 7251 + 6293 = 13544 votes 6293

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
8836 Current Rating: 8836 + 8508 = 17344 votesCurrent Rating: 8836 + 8508 = 17344 votes 8508

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
32104 Current Rating: 32104 + 35087 = 67191 votesCurrent Rating: 32104 + 35087 = 67191 votes 35087

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
9228 Current Rating: 9228 + 8902 = 18130 votesCurrent Rating: 9228 + 8902 = 18130 votes 8902

[976] 8: Good morning sir
6873 Current Rating: 6873 + 7135 = 14008 votesCurrent Rating: 6873 + 7135 = 14008 votes 7135

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
9163 Current Rating: 9163 + 8413 = 17576 votesCurrent Rating: 9163 + 8413 = 17576 votes 8413

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
11487 Current Rating: 11487 + 11765 = 23252 votesCurrent Rating: 11487 + 11765 = 23252 votes 11765

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
7216 Current Rating: 7216 + 6929 = 14145 votesCurrent Rating: 7216 + 6929 = 14145 votes 6929

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
7818 Current Rating: 7818 + 7178 = 14996 votesCurrent Rating: 7818 + 7178 = 14996 votes 7178

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
9077 Current Rating: 9077 + 8242 = 17319 votesCurrent Rating: 9077 + 8242 = 17319 votes 8242


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
8305 Current Rating: 8305 + 7638 = 15943 votesCurrent Rating: 8305 + 7638 = 15943 votes 7638

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
9212 Current Rating: 9212 + 8724 = 17936 votesCurrent Rating: 9212 + 8724 = 17936 votes 8724

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
7574 Current Rating: 7574 + 6977 = 14551 votesCurrent Rating: 7574 + 6977 = 14551 votes 6977

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
8508 Current Rating: 8508 + 8780 = 17288 votesCurrent Rating: 8508 + 8780 = 17288 votes 8780

[966] 20: Hi ladies
10216 Current Rating: 10216 + 9315 = 19531 votesCurrent Rating: 10216 + 9315 = 19531 votes 9315

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
8149 Current Rating: 8149 + 7456 = 15605 votesCurrent Rating: 8149 + 7456 = 15605 votes 7456

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
7308 Current Rating: 7308 + 6258 = 13566 votesCurrent Rating: 7308 + 6258 = 13566 votes 6258

[963] 17: Knock knock!
10280 Current Rating: 10280 + 9618 = 19898 votesCurrent Rating: 10280 + 9618 = 19898 votes 9618

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
8477 Current Rating: 8477 + 7813 = 16290 votesCurrent Rating: 8477 + 7813 = 16290 votes 7813

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
38497 Current Rating: 38497 + 43858 = 82355 votesCurrent Rating: 38497 + 43858 = 82355 votes 43858

[960] 12: We need your legal help
8838 Current Rating: 8838 + 8006 = 16844 votesCurrent Rating: 8838 + 8006 = 16844 votes 8006

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
8981 Current Rating: 8981 + 8111 = 17092 votesCurrent Rating: 8981 + 8111 = 17092 votes 8111

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
7190 Current Rating: 7190 + 6195 = 13385 votesCurrent Rating: 7190 + 6195 = 13385 votes 6195

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
7415 Current Rating: 7415 + 10068 = 17483 votesCurrent Rating: 7415 + 10068 = 17483 votes 10068

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
8171 Current Rating: 8171 + 10014 = 18185 votesCurrent Rating: 8171 + 10014 = 18185 votes 10014

[955] 5: So, what s news?
8303 Current Rating: 8303 + 8945 = 17248 votesCurrent Rating: 8303 + 8945 = 17248 votes 8945

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
7572 Current Rating: 7572 + 6547 = 14119 votesCurrent Rating: 7572 + 6547 = 14119 votes 6547

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
6666 Current Rating: 6666 + 7736 = 14402 votesCurrent Rating: 6666 + 7736 = 14402 votes 7736

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
26953 Current Rating: 26953 + 26284 = 53237 votesCurrent Rating: 26953 + 26284 = 53237 votes 26284


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
6795 Current Rating: 6795 + 6850 = 13645 votesCurrent Rating: 6795 + 6850 = 13645 votes 6850

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
16999 Current Rating: 16999 + 17097 = 34096 votesCurrent Rating: 16999 + 17097 = 34096 votes 17097

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
8169 Current Rating: 8169 + 7729 = 15898 votesCurrent Rating: 8169 + 7729 = 15898 votes 7729

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
6538 Current Rating: 6538 + 5555 = 12093 votesCurrent Rating: 6538 + 5555 = 12093 votes 5555

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
11573 Current Rating: 11573 + 10816 = 22389 votesCurrent Rating: 11573 + 10816 = 22389 votes 10816

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
8936 Current Rating: 8936 + 7886 = 16822 votesCurrent Rating: 8936 + 7886 = 16822 votes 7886

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
8955 Current Rating: 8955 + 8058 = 17013 votesCurrent Rating: 8955 + 8058 = 17013 votes 8058

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
8969 Current Rating: 8969 + 9926 = 18895 votesCurrent Rating: 8969 + 9926 = 18895 votes 9926

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
9666 Current Rating: 9666 + 8735 = 18401 votesCurrent Rating: 9666 + 8735 = 18401 votes 8735

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
10245 Current Rating: 10245 + 9440 = 19685 votesCurrent Rating: 10245 + 9440 = 19685 votes 9440

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
9282 Current Rating: 9282 + 8794 = 18076 votesCurrent Rating: 9282 + 8794 = 18076 votes 8794

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
13723 Current Rating: 13723 + 15001 = 28724 votesCurrent Rating: 13723 + 15001 = 28724 votes 15001

[939] 13: She s a hottie
8344 Current Rating: 8344 + 7667 = 16011 votesCurrent Rating: 8344 + 7667 = 16011 votes 7667

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
7259 Current Rating: 7259 + 6728 = 13987 votesCurrent Rating: 7259 + 6728 = 13987 votes 6728

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
7076 Current Rating: 7076 + 6252 = 13328 votesCurrent Rating: 7076 + 6252 = 13328 votes 6252

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
7891 Current Rating: 7891 + 7192 = 15083 votesCurrent Rating: 7891 + 7192 = 15083 votes 7192

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
7250 Current Rating: 7250 + 6475 = 13725 votesCurrent Rating: 7250 + 6475 = 13725 votes 6475

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
8236 Current Rating: 8236 + 7314 = 15550 votesCurrent Rating: 8236 + 7314 = 15550 votes 7314

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
7456 Current Rating: 7456 + 6548 = 14004 votesCurrent Rating: 7456 + 6548 = 14004 votes 6548


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
9422 Current Rating: 9422 + 9070 = 18492 votesCurrent Rating: 9422 + 9070 = 18492 votes 9070

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
7017 Current Rating: 7017 + 7112 = 14129 votesCurrent Rating: 7017 + 7112 = 14129 votes 7112

[930] 29: I need your help
8302 Current Rating: 8302 + 9233 = 17535 votesCurrent Rating: 8302 + 9233 = 17535 votes 9233

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
9337 Current Rating: 9337 + 8661 = 17998 votesCurrent Rating: 9337 + 8661 = 17998 votes 8661

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
6210 Current Rating: 6210 + 6226 = 12436 votesCurrent Rating: 6210 + 6226 = 12436 votes 6226

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
7978 Current Rating: 7978 + 7258 = 15236 votesCurrent Rating: 7978 + 7258 = 15236 votes 7258

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
6843 Current Rating: 6843 + 5831 = 12674 votesCurrent Rating: 6843 + 5831 = 12674 votes 5831

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
10897 Current Rating: 10897 + 10176 = 21073 votesCurrent Rating: 10897 + 10176 = 21073 votes 10176

[924] 19: Did things go well?
9901 Current Rating: 9901 + 9127 = 19028 votesCurrent Rating: 9901 + 9127 = 19028 votes 9127

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
7767 Current Rating: 7767 + 9453 = 17220 votesCurrent Rating: 7767 + 9453 = 17220 votes 9453

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
19537 Current Rating: 19537 + 21270 = 40807 votesCurrent Rating: 19537 + 21270 = 40807 votes 21270

[921] 16: You look wretched
14131 Current Rating: 14131 + 16550 = 30681 votesCurrent Rating: 14131 + 16550 = 30681 votes 16550

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
38630 Current Rating: 38630 + 41008 = 79638 votesCurrent Rating: 38630 + 41008 = 79638 votes 41008

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
13632 Current Rating: 13632 + 14744 = 28376 votesCurrent Rating: 13632 + 14744 = 28376 votes 14744

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
9899 Current Rating: 9899 + 11728 = 21627 votesCurrent Rating: 9899 + 11728 = 21627 votes 11728

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
36218 Current Rating: 36218 + 39508 = 75726 votesCurrent Rating: 36218 + 39508 = 75726 votes 39508

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
68280 Current Rating: 68280 + 72071 = 140351 votesCurrent Rating: 68280 + 72071 = 140351 votes 72071

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
14301 Current Rating: 14301 + 15029 = 29330 votesCurrent Rating: 14301 + 15029 = 29330 votes 15029

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
9858 Current Rating: 9858 + 10699 = 20557 votesCurrent Rating: 9858 + 10699 = 20557 votes 10699

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
6604 Current Rating: 6604 + 6652 = 13256 votesCurrent Rating: 6604 + 6652 = 13256 votes 6652

[912] 3: Good morning all
8705 Current Rating: 8705 + 8326 = 17031 votesCurrent Rating: 8705 + 8326 = 17031 votes 8326

[911] 2: He s cute ...
9184 Current Rating: 9184 + 8445 = 17629 votesCurrent Rating: 9184 + 8445 = 17629 votes 8445

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
13502 Current Rating: 13502 + 14345 = 27847 votesCurrent Rating: 13502 + 14345 = 27847 votes 14345


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
34138 Current Rating: 34138 + 35769 = 69907 votesCurrent Rating: 34138 + 35769 = 69907 votes 35769

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
8948 Current Rating: 8948 + 10166 = 19114 votesCurrent Rating: 8948 + 10166 = 19114 votes 10166

[907] 26: Knock knock!
7131 Current Rating: 7131 + 6642 = 13773 votesCurrent Rating: 7131 + 6642 = 13773 votes 6642

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
8123 Current Rating: 8123 + 7703 = 15826 votesCurrent Rating: 8123 + 7703 = 15826 votes 7703

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
7893 Current Rating: 7893 + 7350 = 15243 votesCurrent Rating: 7893 + 7350 = 15243 votes 7350

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
8427 Current Rating: 8427 + 7826 = 16253 votesCurrent Rating: 8427 + 7826 = 16253 votes 7826

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
10743 Current Rating: 10743 + 11326 = 22069 votesCurrent Rating: 10743 + 11326 = 22069 votes 11326

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
11023 Current Rating: 11023 + 13787 = 24810 votesCurrent Rating: 11023 + 13787 = 24810 votes 13787

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
8310 Current Rating: 8310 + 7524 = 15834 votesCurrent Rating: 8310 + 7524 = 15834 votes 7524

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
8730 Current Rating: 8730 + 8225 = 16955 votesCurrent Rating: 8730 + 8225 = 16955 votes 8225

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
8086 Current Rating: 8086 + 7320 = 15406 votesCurrent Rating: 8086 + 7320 = 15406 votes 7320

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
17066 Current Rating: 17066 + 18866 = 35932 votesCurrent Rating: 17066 + 18866 = 35932 votes 18866

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
31978 Current Rating: 31978 + 32147 = 64125 votesCurrent Rating: 31978 + 32147 = 64125 votes 32147

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
39530 Current Rating: 39530 + 40582 = 80112 votesCurrent Rating: 39530 + 40582 = 80112 votes 40582

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
6646 Current Rating: 6646 + 6098 = 12744 votesCurrent Rating: 6646 + 6098 = 12744 votes 6098

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
8838 Current Rating: 8838 + 8015 = 16853 votesCurrent Rating: 8838 + 8015 = 16853 votes 8015

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
8903 Current Rating: 8903 + 8232 = 17135 votesCurrent Rating: 8903 + 8232 = 17135 votes 8232

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
9147 Current Rating: 9147 + 8319 = 17466 votesCurrent Rating: 9147 + 8319 = 17466 votes 8319

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
8630 Current Rating: 8630 + 9788 = 18418 votesCurrent Rating: 8630 + 9788 = 18418 votes 9788


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
7028 Current Rating: 7028 + 6194 = 13222 votesCurrent Rating: 7028 + 6194 = 13222 votes 6194

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
7665 Current Rating: 7665 + 7060 = 14725 votesCurrent Rating: 7665 + 7060 = 14725 votes 7060

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
8720 Current Rating: 8720 + 7775 = 16495 votesCurrent Rating: 8720 + 7775 = 16495 votes 7775

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
15725 Current Rating: 15725 + 16471 = 32196 votesCurrent Rating: 15725 + 16471 = 32196 votes 16471

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
7411 Current Rating: 7411 + 6579 = 13990 votesCurrent Rating: 7411 + 6579 = 13990 votes 6579

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
7247 Current Rating: 7247 + 6350 = 13597 votesCurrent Rating: 7247 + 6350 = 13597 votes 6350

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
6411 Current Rating: 6411 + 5853 = 12264 votesCurrent Rating: 6411 + 5853 = 12264 votes 5853

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
12972 Current Rating: 12972 + 12257 = 25229 votesCurrent Rating: 12972 + 12257 = 25229 votes 12257

[882] 21: Yes ...
9145 Current Rating: 9145 + 8506 = 17651 votesCurrent Rating: 9145 + 8506 = 17651 votes 8506

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
9130 Current Rating: 9130 + 8217 = 17347 votesCurrent Rating: 9130 + 8217 = 17347 votes 8217

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
10859 Current Rating: 10859 + 15901 = 26760 votesCurrent Rating: 10859 + 15901 = 26760 votes 15901

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
12468 Current Rating: 12468 + 14015 = 26483 votesCurrent Rating: 12468 + 14015 = 26483 votes 14015

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
16987 Current Rating: 16987 + 20146 = 37133 votesCurrent Rating: 16987 + 20146 = 37133 votes 20146

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
12041 Current Rating: 12041 + 11182 = 23223 votesCurrent Rating: 12041 + 11182 = 23223 votes 11182

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
27973 Current Rating: 27973 + 29050 = 57023 votesCurrent Rating: 27973 + 29050 = 57023 votes 29050

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
23151 Current Rating: 23151 + 25816 = 48967 votesCurrent Rating: 23151 + 25816 = 48967 votes 25816

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
7215 Current Rating: 7215 + 6532 = 13747 votesCurrent Rating: 7215 + 6532 = 13747 votes 6532

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
11993 Current Rating: 11993 + 12324 = 24317 votesCurrent Rating: 11993 + 12324 = 24317 votes 12324

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
9120 Current Rating: 9120 + 8485 = 17605 votesCurrent Rating: 9120 + 8485 = 17605 votes 8485

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
7840 Current Rating: 7840 + 7087 = 14927 votesCurrent Rating: 7840 + 7087 = 14927 votes 7087

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
7436 Current Rating: 7436 + 7243 = 14679 votesCurrent Rating: 7436 + 7243 = 14679 votes 7243

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
7657 Current Rating: 7657 + 8388 = 16045 votesCurrent Rating: 7657 + 8388 = 16045 votes 8388


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
23708 Current Rating: 23708 + 25363 = 49071 votesCurrent Rating: 23708 + 25363 = 49071 votes 25363

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
7910 Current Rating: 7910 + 8815 = 16725 votesCurrent Rating: 7910 + 8815 = 16725 votes 8815

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
14216 Current Rating: 14216 + 16974 = 31190 votesCurrent Rating: 14216 + 16974 = 31190 votes 16974

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
9725 Current Rating: 9725 + 9141 = 18866 votesCurrent Rating: 9725 + 9141 = 18866 votes 9141

[864] 24: You look grumpy
7895 Current Rating: 7895 + 6789 = 14684 votesCurrent Rating: 7895 + 6789 = 14684 votes 6789

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
7774 Current Rating: 7774 + 7863 = 15637 votesCurrent Rating: 7774 + 7863 = 15637 votes 7863

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
13286 Current Rating: 13286 + 14937 = 28223 votesCurrent Rating: 13286 + 14937 = 28223 votes 14937

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
9026 Current Rating: 9026 + 8553 = 17579 votesCurrent Rating: 9026 + 8553 = 17579 votes 8553

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
8157 Current Rating: 8157 + 7618 = 15775 votesCurrent Rating: 8157 + 7618 = 15775 votes 7618

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
7426 Current Rating: 7426 + 6664 = 14090 votesCurrent Rating: 7426 + 6664 = 14090 votes 6664

[858] 16: I work for the bank
7624 Current Rating: 7624 + 6781 = 14405 votesCurrent Rating: 7624 + 6781 = 14405 votes 6781

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
9159 Current Rating: 9159 + 9205 = 18364 votesCurrent Rating: 9159 + 9205 = 18364 votes 9205

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
8917 Current Rating: 8917 + 9132 = 18049 votesCurrent Rating: 8917 + 9132 = 18049 votes 9132

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
6283 Current Rating: 6283 + 5638 = 11921 votesCurrent Rating: 6283 + 5638 = 11921 votes 5638

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
7397 Current Rating: 7397 + 7809 = 15206 votesCurrent Rating: 7397 + 7809 = 15206 votes 7809

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
8435 Current Rating: 8435 + 7503 = 15938 votesCurrent Rating: 8435 + 7503 = 15938 votes 7503

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
10586 Current Rating: 10586 + 9733 = 20319 votesCurrent Rating: 10586 + 9733 = 20319 votes 9733

[851] 5: I can
16161 Current Rating: 16161 + 18498 = 34659 votesCurrent Rating: 16161 + 18498 = 34659 votes 18498

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
26385 Current Rating: 26385 + 26371 = 52756 votesCurrent Rating: 26385 + 26371 = 52756 votes 26371

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
18822 Current Rating: 18822 + 20601 = 39423 votesCurrent Rating: 18822 + 20601 = 39423 votes 20601


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
14299 Current Rating: 14299 + 16560 = 30859 votesCurrent Rating: 14299 + 16560 = 30859 votes 16560

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
17949 Current Rating: 17949 + 18218 = 36167 votesCurrent Rating: 17949 + 18218 = 36167 votes 18218

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
35615 Current Rating: 35615 + 41375 = 76990 votesCurrent Rating: 35615 + 41375 = 76990 votes 41375

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
8315 Current Rating: 8315 + 8381 = 16696 votesCurrent Rating: 8315 + 8381 = 16696 votes 8381

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
9144 Current Rating: 9144 + 8343 = 17487 votesCurrent Rating: 9144 + 8343 = 17487 votes 8343

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
8318 Current Rating: 8318 + 8853 = 17171 votesCurrent Rating: 8318 + 8853 = 17171 votes 8853

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
9893 Current Rating: 9893 + 9893 = 19786 votesCurrent Rating: 9893 + 9893 = 19786 votes 9893

[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
11555 Current Rating: 11555 + 12127 = 23682 votesCurrent Rating: 11555 + 12127 = 23682 votes 12127

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
8738 Current Rating: 8738 + 7799 = 16537 votesCurrent Rating: 8738 + 7799 = 16537 votes 7799

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
9928 Current Rating: 9928 + 9073 = 19001 votesCurrent Rating: 9928 + 9073 = 19001 votes 9073

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
11471 Current Rating: 11471 + 18493 = 29964 votesCurrent Rating: 11471 + 18493 = 29964 votes 18493

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
10670 Current Rating: 10670 + 9858 = 20528 votesCurrent Rating: 10670 + 9858 = 20528 votes 9858

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
9791 Current Rating: 9791 + 8846 = 18637 votesCurrent Rating: 9791 + 8846 = 18637 votes 8846

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
10508 Current Rating: 10508 + 12199 = 22707 votesCurrent Rating: 10508 + 12199 = 22707 votes 12199

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
7474 Current Rating: 7474 + 7366 = 14840 votesCurrent Rating: 7474 + 7366 = 14840 votes 7366

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
7136 Current Rating: 7136 + 6132 = 13268 votesCurrent Rating: 7136 + 6132 = 13268 votes 6132

[817] 8: What are you reading?
7994 Current Rating: 7994 + 7203 = 15197 votesCurrent Rating: 7994 + 7203 = 15197 votes 7203

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
9270 Current Rating: 9270 + 10177 = 19447 votesCurrent Rating: 9270 + 10177 = 19447 votes 10177

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
30498 Current Rating: 30498 + 31174 = 61672 votesCurrent Rating: 30498 + 31174 = 61672 votes 31174

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
8188 Current Rating: 8188 + 7390 = 15578 votesCurrent Rating: 8188 + 7390 = 15578 votes 7390






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