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Dec 2013 [1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe! 5211   5393 [1024] 11: Can I get the bill? 3417   5168 [1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad 9839   10603 [1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow 4033   3252 [1021] 8: Why are you so late? 3254   4235 [1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before 3948   3163 [1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived 3718   2988 [1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba 10545   11883 [1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now 5936   6186 [1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy 8153   7206 [1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip? 4166   5729 [1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please? 3976   4083
| | Nov 2013 [1013] 27: What are you watching? 3401   3712 [1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death! 4221   6006 [1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out 4363   6193 [1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened? 3394   2477 [1009] 23: Did it go well last night? 3979   3215 [1008] 22: I need to check my email 4256   5043 [1007] 21: Why the long face? 3763   3080 [1006] 20: Oh shit! 4376   6320 [1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon 4325   5324 [1004] 18: Modern society dictates 3664   3771 [1003] 15: You arsehole! 5429   6691 [1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch 5119   7075 [1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now 9089   10933 [1000] 12: I want a divorce 4873   6784 [999] 11: You ve been in here every night 3643   2757 [998] 8: My wife wants a divorce 3636   2973 [997] 7: My wife s knickers 3826   3091 [996] 6: So how was school today my boy? 8337   8553 [995] 5: Back already? 3452   2789 [994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail 3636   4606 [993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead 5942   7335
| | | Oct 2013 [992] 31: You look annoyed 4288   3776 [991] 30: I got fired from my job 7353   7577 [990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while 3647   3687 [989] 28: I just don t understand men 3457   2833 [988] 25: Did you get the promotion? 4498   6267 [987] 24: You don t look satisfied 5423   8131 [986] 23: Struck out again did you? 4051   3609 [985] 22: Please accept my condolences 5913   6781 [984] 21: I ve been following an online auction 4032   3240 [983] 18: Celebrities try so hard 3481   2788 [982] 17: Today s science class 3865   5732 [981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today? 3683   2854 [980] 15: Good evening and welcome 3523   2776 [979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling 4265   4173 [978] 11: Do you have any children? 28570   31499 [977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day? 4409   4259 [976] 8: Good morning sir 3464   3778 [975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday 4102   3490 [974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson 6147   5569 [973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight 3666   3603 [972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight 3654   3136 [971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up 4066   3281
| | Sep 2013 [970] 30: You are charged with murder 3507   2950 [969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet? 4014   3628 [968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga 3782   3180 [967] 25: I heard your wife left you 3765   3806 [966] 20: Hi ladies 6440   5501 [965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance 3991   3260 [964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply? 3953   3040 [963] 17: Knock knock! 5334   5013 [962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge? 3457   2801 [961] 13: How did the operation go? 32836   38256 [960] 12: We need your legal help 4107   3391 [959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy 4224   3395 [958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me! 3409   2561 [957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission 3500   6178 [956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then 4001   5987 [955] 5: So, what s news? 4104   4908 [954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight 3632   2800 [953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days? 3454   4696 [952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird 3514   2686
| | | Aug 2013 [951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book 3468   3676 [950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over 2985   2204 [949] 27: Things are really becoming boring 3771   3340 [948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please? 3460   2549 [947] 23: I have to find a new job 4509   3932 [946] 22: So how s your new phone? 3976   3189 [945] 21: I need you to represent me 4450   3783 [944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 5876   6961 [943] 19: You just know what he s after 4096   3357 [942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out? 5664   4881 [941] 15: I need to get a new phone 4372   3896 [940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains 8659   10184 [939] 13: She s a hottie 3922   3449 [938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap 3446   2789 [937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies 3711   2940 [936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car? 3634   2901 [935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday? 3231   2496 [934] 5: With all of these keen women around 3937   3122 [933] 2: Happy anniversary 3841   2954
| | Jul 2013 [932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife 6090   5932 [931] 30: Nice to see you again 3546   3686 [930] 29: I need your help 3435   4416 [929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait? 5659   5118 [928] 25: Who was that at the door? 3117   3240 [927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo 3962   3312 [926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome 3656   2769 [925] 22: I need a drink NOW! 5128   4312 [924] 19: Did things go well? 5235   4579 [923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already? 4326   6129 [922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet? 12144   13792 [921] 16: You look wretched 6676   6317 [920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day? 33732   36150 [919] 12: Who was at the door? 9565   10748 [918] 11: You look like you need a drink 5312   7314 [917] 10: Do you know of anyone 31647   34950 [916] 9: Can I buy you a drink? 63215   67238 [915] 8: Damn it to hell! 8281   9137 [914] 5: Packing for a trip? 5246   4319 [913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games 3742   3884 [912] 3: Good morning all 3630   3330 [911] 2: He s cute ... 5236   4699 [910] 1: A bunch of researchers 9040   10038
| | | Jun 2013 [909] 28: Hello? Hello? 29495   31070 [908] 27: Hey, what are you watching? 5900   7275 [907] 26: Knock knock! 3925   3637 [906] 25: I heard you published a book 4231   3809 [905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated 3867   3278 [904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her 4313   3855 [903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha! 6310   6960 [902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night? 7304   9096 [901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs 4291   3608 [900] 14: I'll have the usual please 5138   4722 [899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything... 3984   3368 [898] 12: Can you pick up the boys 13333   15159 [897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day! 28645   28891 [896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids 35502   36880 [895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand 3640   3100 [894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own 4438   3548 [893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish 4030   3577 [892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before 3877   3191 [891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous 4808   6100
| | May 2013 [890] 31: There is an interesting article 3658   2795 [889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean? 3916   3419 [888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today 4039   3305 [887] 28: I’m glad you could make it 11974   12832 [886] 27: I’m pleased to say 3781   3088 [885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks 3755   3022 [884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling 3497   2936 [883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in 3837   3160 [882] 21: Yes ... 3658   2970 [881] 20: I do like men with big biceps 4214   3380 [880] 17: Thanks for the game 5196   10478 [879] 16: You look completely exhausted 5806   6395 [878] 15: Nice to meet you 5527   7525 [877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman 4240   3772 [876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road 21482   22502 [875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday 18835   21501 [874] 9: How was your party on the weekend? 3450   2773 [873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car? 8182   8544 [872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey 6571   6097 [871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing 3996   3386 [870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom 3799   3587 [869] 2: So have you patched things up 4602   5503
| | | Apr 2013 [868] 30: How much for those? 16855   18624 [867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please? 4025   4894 [866] 26: What are you listening to? 8939   10874 [865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier 5588   5273 [864] 24: You look grumpy 4024   3224 [863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home 3970   4170 [862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders 8651   10532 [861] 19: So how was “date night” last night? 4714   4574 [860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies 3957   3446 [859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth 3694   3053 [858] 16: I work for the bank 3749   3035 [857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag? 4479   4622 [856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks? 5164   5409 [855] 11: You know how women are always going on about 3653   2961 [854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts? 3622   4074 [853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub 4133   3278 [852] 8: Short back and sides today 3969   3249 [851] 5: I can 10694   12865 [850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away 19987   20027 [849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair 13942   15770
| | Mar 2013 [848] 28: Thanks for picking me up 10087   12394 [847] 27: I know this is only your second session 7787   7906 [846] 26: I had to put in three fillings 19517   25954 [845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me! 3994   4198 [844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ... 5261   4305 [843] 19: Okay, back to court again 9238   10737 [842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break 4844   3894 [841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us 6538   7296 [840] 14: How was your blind date last night? 4985   4232 [839] 12: I don’t understand women ... 54537   54972 [838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home 4624   5349 [837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY! 6109   6243 [836] 7: You look pissed 15794   16076 [835] 6: Dad! We have to talk! 8042   8280 [834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please? 4729   4683 [833] 4: Updated to be current ... 5231   4554 [832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days? 15101   16300
| | | Feb 2013 [831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today? 5399   4606 [830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 3853   3205 [829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend? 4710   4837 [828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy 4860   4061 [827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD? 7468   8646 [826] 21: How about a bit of nookie? 4863   4223 [825] 20: So how was the weekend? 3855   3514 [824] 19: Holy Cow! 12853   12763 [823] 18: You look miserable 3750   3169 [822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex 5839   5685 [821] 14: It s Valentine s Day 5106   4407 [820] 13: And now whats with the bags? 5831   7464 [819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas? 3922   3929 [818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ... 3642   2909 [817] 8: What are you reading? 3784   3102 [816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer? 4658   5666 [815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting 3653   4490 [814] 5: So how was date night last night? 3759   4766 [813] 4: You look out of sorts 3834   3591 [812] 1: You look distracted 4181   5907
| | Jan 2013 [811] 31: Why are you so sad 5012   4545 [810] 30: Ill be back in a minute 9743   11303 [809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession 62634   69106 [808] 28: You havent listened to a word 10950   11263 [807] 25: Do you know a good doctor? 4251   3669 [806] 23: Sign here please 4088   3486 [805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months 3755   3144 [804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses 4536   4574 [803] 18: Have a look at this ... 3683   3136 [802] 17: I 5744   7319 [801] 16: Baby, let 9406   11204 [800] 15: How was your day at school son? 3946   3623 [799] 14: Every night it 10832   12145 [798] 11: So how are you feeling today? 3650   3092 [797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today? 3835   3310 [796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day? 3988   3287 [795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time? 26005   26981 [794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back 3528   2883
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