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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
5103 Current Rating: 5103 + 4113 = 9216 votesCurrent Rating: 5103 + 4113 = 9216 votes 4113

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
3265 Current Rating: 3265 + 5016 = 8281 votesCurrent Rating: 3265 + 5016 = 8281 votes 5016

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
9721 Current Rating: 9721 + 10508 = 20229 votesCurrent Rating: 9721 + 10508 = 20229 votes 10508

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
3890 Current Rating: 3890 + 3114 = 7004 votesCurrent Rating: 3890 + 3114 = 7004 votes 3114

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
3105 Current Rating: 3105 + 4068 = 7173 votesCurrent Rating: 3105 + 4068 = 7173 votes 4068

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
3637 Current Rating: 3637 + 2876 = 6513 votesCurrent Rating: 3637 + 2876 = 6513 votes 2876

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
3575 Current Rating: 3575 + 2858 = 6433 votesCurrent Rating: 3575 + 2858 = 6433 votes 2858

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
10388 Current Rating: 10388 + 11738 = 22126 votesCurrent Rating: 10388 + 11738 = 22126 votes 11738

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
5811 Current Rating: 5811 + 6104 = 11915 votesCurrent Rating: 5811 + 6104 = 11915 votes 6104

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
8022 Current Rating: 8022 + 7101 = 15123 votesCurrent Rating: 8022 + 7101 = 15123 votes 7101

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
4032 Current Rating: 4032 + 5647 = 9679 votesCurrent Rating: 4032 + 5647 = 9679 votes 5647

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
3845 Current Rating: 3845 + 2852 = 6697 votesCurrent Rating: 3845 + 2852 = 6697 votes 2852


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
3256 Current Rating: 3256 + 3559 = 6815 votesCurrent Rating: 3256 + 3559 = 6815 votes 3559

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
4084 Current Rating: 4084 + 5929 = 10013 votesCurrent Rating: 4084 + 5929 = 10013 votes 5929

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
4248 Current Rating: 4248 + 6104 = 10352 votesCurrent Rating: 4248 + 6104 = 10352 votes 6104

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
3231 Current Rating: 3231 + 2325 = 5556 votesCurrent Rating: 3231 + 2325 = 5556 votes 2325

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
3838 Current Rating: 3838 + 3077 = 6915 votesCurrent Rating: 3838 + 3077 = 6915 votes 3077

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
4136 Current Rating: 4136 + 4955 = 9091 votesCurrent Rating: 4136 + 4955 = 9091 votes 4955

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
3627 Current Rating: 3627 + 2941 = 6568 votesCurrent Rating: 3627 + 2941 = 6568 votes 2941

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
4268 Current Rating: 4268 + 6234 = 10502 votesCurrent Rating: 4268 + 6234 = 10502 votes 6234

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
4210 Current Rating: 4210 + 5219 = 9429 votesCurrent Rating: 4210 + 5219 = 9429 votes 5219

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
3523 Current Rating: 3523 + 2530 = 6053 votesCurrent Rating: 3523 + 2530 = 6053 votes 2530

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
5315 Current Rating: 5315 + 6605 = 11920 votesCurrent Rating: 5315 + 6605 = 11920 votes 6605

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
5009 Current Rating: 5009 + 6983 = 11992 votesCurrent Rating: 5009 + 6983 = 11992 votes 6983

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
8964 Current Rating: 8964 + 10841 = 19805 votesCurrent Rating: 8964 + 10841 = 19805 votes 10841

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
4759 Current Rating: 4759 + 6690 = 11449 votesCurrent Rating: 4759 + 6690 = 11449 votes 6690

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
3440 Current Rating: 3440 + 2566 = 6006 votesCurrent Rating: 3440 + 2566 = 6006 votes 2566

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
3448 Current Rating: 3448 + 2769 = 6217 votesCurrent Rating: 3448 + 2769 = 6217 votes 2769

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
3700 Current Rating: 3700 + 2958 = 6658 votesCurrent Rating: 3700 + 2958 = 6658 votes 2958

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
8229 Current Rating: 8229 + 8465 = 16694 votesCurrent Rating: 8229 + 8465 = 16694 votes 8465

[995] 5: Back already?
3195 Current Rating: 3195 + 2588 = 5783 votesCurrent Rating: 3195 + 2588 = 5783 votes 2588

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
3455 Current Rating: 3455 + 4418 = 7873 votesCurrent Rating: 3455 + 4418 = 7873 votes 4418

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
5841 Current Rating: 5841 + 7243 = 13084 votesCurrent Rating: 5841 + 7243 = 13084 votes 7243


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
4162 Current Rating: 4162 + 3675 = 7837 votesCurrent Rating: 4162 + 3675 = 7837 votes 3675

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
7245 Current Rating: 7245 + 7499 = 14744 votesCurrent Rating: 7245 + 7499 = 14744 votes 7499

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
3460 Current Rating: 3460 + 2492 = 5952 votesCurrent Rating: 3460 + 2492 = 5952 votes 2492

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
3238 Current Rating: 3238 + 2629 = 5867 votesCurrent Rating: 3238 + 2629 = 5867 votes 2629

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
4373 Current Rating: 4373 + 6160 = 10533 votesCurrent Rating: 4373 + 6160 = 10533 votes 6160

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
5304 Current Rating: 5304 + 8031 = 13335 votesCurrent Rating: 5304 + 8031 = 13335 votes 8031

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
3934 Current Rating: 3934 + 3507 = 7441 votesCurrent Rating: 3934 + 3507 = 7441 votes 3507

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
5805 Current Rating: 5805 + 6686 = 12491 votesCurrent Rating: 5805 + 6686 = 12491 votes 6686

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
3915 Current Rating: 3915 + 3117 = 7032 votesCurrent Rating: 3915 + 3117 = 7032 votes 3117

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
3219 Current Rating: 3219 + 2590 = 5809 votesCurrent Rating: 3219 + 2590 = 5809 votes 2590

[982] 17: Today s science class
3733 Current Rating: 3733 + 5593 = 9326 votesCurrent Rating: 3733 + 5593 = 9326 votes 5593

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
3560 Current Rating: 3560 + 2730 = 6290 votesCurrent Rating: 3560 + 2730 = 6290 votes 2730

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
3406 Current Rating: 3406 + 2657 = 6063 votesCurrent Rating: 3406 + 2657 = 6063 votes 2657

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
4141 Current Rating: 4141 + 4073 = 8214 votesCurrent Rating: 4141 + 4073 = 8214 votes 4073

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
28419 Current Rating: 28419 + 31347 = 59766 votesCurrent Rating: 28419 + 31347 = 59766 votes 31347

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
4292 Current Rating: 4292 + 4152 = 8444 votesCurrent Rating: 4292 + 4152 = 8444 votes 4152

[976] 8: Good morning sir
3251 Current Rating: 3251 + 3555 = 6806 votesCurrent Rating: 3251 + 3555 = 6806 votes 3555

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
3975 Current Rating: 3975 + 3397 = 7372 votesCurrent Rating: 3975 + 3397 = 7372 votes 3397

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
6034 Current Rating: 6034 + 5477 = 11511 votesCurrent Rating: 6034 + 5477 = 11511 votes 5477

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
3531 Current Rating: 3531 + 3475 = 7006 votesCurrent Rating: 3531 + 3475 = 7006 votes 3475

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
3530 Current Rating: 3530 + 3005 = 6535 votesCurrent Rating: 3530 + 3005 = 6535 votes 3005

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
3932 Current Rating: 3932 + 3162 = 7094 votesCurrent Rating: 3932 + 3162 = 7094 votes 3162


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
3351 Current Rating: 3351 + 2804 = 6155 votesCurrent Rating: 3351 + 2804 = 6155 votes 2804

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
3876 Current Rating: 3876 + 3485 = 7361 votesCurrent Rating: 3876 + 3485 = 7361 votes 3485

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
3660 Current Rating: 3660 + 3057 = 6717 votesCurrent Rating: 3660 + 3057 = 6717 votes 3057

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
3640 Current Rating: 3640 + 2672 = 6312 votesCurrent Rating: 3640 + 2672 = 6312 votes 2672

[966] 20: Hi ladies
6303 Current Rating: 6303 + 5380 = 11683 votesCurrent Rating: 6303 + 5380 = 11683 votes 5380

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3099 = 6941 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3099 = 6941 votes 3099

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
3828 Current Rating: 3828 + 2909 = 6737 votesCurrent Rating: 3828 + 2909 = 6737 votes 2909

[963] 17: Knock knock!
5232 Current Rating: 5232 + 4918 = 10150 votesCurrent Rating: 5232 + 4918 = 10150 votes 4918

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
3323 Current Rating: 3323 + 2660 = 5983 votesCurrent Rating: 3323 + 2660 = 5983 votes 2660

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
32219 Current Rating: 32219 + 37821 = 70040 votesCurrent Rating: 32219 + 37821 = 70040 votes 37821

[960] 12: We need your legal help
3983 Current Rating: 3983 + 3292 = 7275 votesCurrent Rating: 3983 + 3292 = 7275 votes 3292

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
4076 Current Rating: 4076 + 3303 = 7379 votesCurrent Rating: 4076 + 3303 = 7379 votes 3303

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
3271 Current Rating: 3271 + 2424 = 5695 votesCurrent Rating: 3271 + 2424 = 5695 votes 2424

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 6030 = 9388 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 6030 = 9388 votes 6030

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
3882 Current Rating: 3882 + 5856 = 9738 votesCurrent Rating: 3882 + 5856 = 9738 votes 5856

[955] 5: So, what s news?
3974 Current Rating: 3974 + 4811 = 8785 votesCurrent Rating: 3974 + 4811 = 8785 votes 4811

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
3442 Current Rating: 3442 + 2607 = 6049 votesCurrent Rating: 3442 + 2607 = 6049 votes 2607

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
3310 Current Rating: 3310 + 2355 = 5665 votesCurrent Rating: 3310 + 2355 = 5665 votes 2355

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
3372 Current Rating: 3372 + 2551 = 5923 votesCurrent Rating: 3372 + 2551 = 5923 votes 2551


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
3209 Current Rating: 3209 + 2280 = 5489 votesCurrent Rating: 3209 + 2280 = 5489 votes 2280

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
2841 Current Rating: 2841 + 2054 = 4895 votesCurrent Rating: 2841 + 2054 = 4895 votes 2054

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 3196 = 6829 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 3196 = 6829 votes 3196

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
3177 Current Rating: 3177 + 2338 = 5515 votesCurrent Rating: 3177 + 2338 = 5515 votes 2338

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
4384 Current Rating: 4384 + 3830 = 8214 votesCurrent Rating: 4384 + 3830 = 8214 votes 3830

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
3845 Current Rating: 3845 + 3057 = 6902 votesCurrent Rating: 3845 + 3057 = 6902 votes 3057

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
4336 Current Rating: 4336 + 3676 = 8012 votesCurrent Rating: 4336 + 3676 = 8012 votes 3676

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
5761 Current Rating: 5761 + 6841 = 12602 votesCurrent Rating: 5761 + 6841 = 12602 votes 6841

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
3924 Current Rating: 3924 + 3221 = 7145 votesCurrent Rating: 3924 + 3221 = 7145 votes 3221

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
5556 Current Rating: 5556 + 4782 = 10338 votesCurrent Rating: 5556 + 4782 = 10338 votes 4782

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
4257 Current Rating: 4257 + 3785 = 8042 votesCurrent Rating: 4257 + 3785 = 8042 votes 3785

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
8539 Current Rating: 8539 + 10072 = 18611 votesCurrent Rating: 8539 + 10072 = 18611 votes 10072

[939] 13: She s a hottie
3791 Current Rating: 3791 + 3321 = 7112 votesCurrent Rating: 3791 + 3321 = 7112 votes 3321

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
3294 Current Rating: 3294 + 2639 = 5933 votesCurrent Rating: 3294 + 2639 = 5933 votes 2639

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
3591 Current Rating: 3591 + 2814 = 6405 votesCurrent Rating: 3591 + 2814 = 6405 votes 2814

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
3508 Current Rating: 3508 + 2757 = 6265 votesCurrent Rating: 3508 + 2757 = 6265 votes 2757

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
3069 Current Rating: 3069 + 2336 = 5405 votesCurrent Rating: 3069 + 2336 = 5405 votes 2336

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
3801 Current Rating: 3801 + 2988 = 6789 votesCurrent Rating: 3801 + 2988 = 6789 votes 2988

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
3720 Current Rating: 3720 + 2828 = 6548 votesCurrent Rating: 3720 + 2828 = 6548 votes 2828


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
5977 Current Rating: 5977 + 5822 = 11799 votesCurrent Rating: 5977 + 5822 = 11799 votes 5822

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
3394 Current Rating: 3394 + 2522 = 5916 votesCurrent Rating: 3394 + 2522 = 5916 votes 2522

[930] 29: I need your help
3154 Current Rating: 3154 + 2194 = 5348 votesCurrent Rating: 3154 + 2194 = 5348 votes 2194

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
5546 Current Rating: 5546 + 5016 = 10562 votesCurrent Rating: 5546 + 5016 = 10562 votes 5016

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
2970 Current Rating: 2970 + 1991 = 4961 votesCurrent Rating: 2970 + 1991 = 4961 votes 1991

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
3839 Current Rating: 3839 + 3174 = 7013 votesCurrent Rating: 3839 + 3174 = 7013 votes 3174

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
3530 Current Rating: 3530 + 2631 = 6161 votesCurrent Rating: 3530 + 2631 = 6161 votes 2631

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
4979 Current Rating: 4979 + 4170 = 9149 votesCurrent Rating: 4979 + 4170 = 9149 votes 4170

[924] 19: Did things go well?
5123 Current Rating: 5123 + 4472 = 9595 votesCurrent Rating: 5123 + 4472 = 9595 votes 4472

[923] 18: Good morning, how come you池e awake already?
4196 Current Rating: 4196 + 6020 = 10216 votesCurrent Rating: 4196 + 6020 = 10216 votes 6020

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
11987 Current Rating: 11987 + 13642 = 25629 votesCurrent Rating: 11987 + 13642 = 25629 votes 13642

[921] 16: You look wretched
6558 Current Rating: 6558 + 6212 = 12770 votesCurrent Rating: 6558 + 6212 = 12770 votes 6212

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
33594 Current Rating: 33594 + 36017 = 69611 votesCurrent Rating: 33594 + 36017 = 69611 votes 36017

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
9455 Current Rating: 9455 + 10655 = 20110 votesCurrent Rating: 9455 + 10655 = 20110 votes 10655

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
5200 Current Rating: 5200 + 7212 = 12412 votesCurrent Rating: 5200 + 7212 = 12412 votes 7212

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
31494 Current Rating: 31494 + 34784 = 66278 votesCurrent Rating: 31494 + 34784 = 66278 votes 34784

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
63029 Current Rating: 63029 + 67096 = 130125 votesCurrent Rating: 63029 + 67096 = 130125 votes 67096

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
8175 Current Rating: 8175 + 9051 = 17226 votesCurrent Rating: 8175 + 9051 = 17226 votes 9051

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
5133 Current Rating: 5133 + 4207 = 9340 votesCurrent Rating: 5133 + 4207 = 9340 votes 4207

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
3554 Current Rating: 3554 + 3677 = 7231 votesCurrent Rating: 3554 + 3677 = 7231 votes 3677

[912] 3: Good morning all
3502 Current Rating: 3502 + 3196 = 6698 votesCurrent Rating: 3502 + 3196 = 6698 votes 3196

[911] 2: He s cute ...
5102 Current Rating: 5102 + 4587 = 9689 votesCurrent Rating: 5102 + 4587 = 9689 votes 4587

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
8916 Current Rating: 8916 + 9942 = 18858 votesCurrent Rating: 8916 + 9942 = 18858 votes 9942


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
29356 Current Rating: 29356 + 30921 = 60277 votesCurrent Rating: 29356 + 30921 = 60277 votes 30921

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
5765 Current Rating: 5765 + 7169 = 12934 votesCurrent Rating: 5765 + 7169 = 12934 votes 7169

[907] 26: Knock knock!
3808 Current Rating: 3808 + 3513 = 7321 votesCurrent Rating: 3808 + 3513 = 7321 votes 3513

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
4090 Current Rating: 4090 + 3696 = 7786 votesCurrent Rating: 4090 + 3696 = 7786 votes 3696

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
3737 Current Rating: 3737 + 3154 = 6891 votesCurrent Rating: 3737 + 3154 = 6891 votes 3154

[904] 21: And once again, they池e all over her
4194 Current Rating: 4194 + 3756 = 7950 votesCurrent Rating: 4194 + 3756 = 7950 votes 3756

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
6205 Current Rating: 6205 + 6865 = 13070 votesCurrent Rating: 6205 + 6865 = 13070 votes 6865

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
7189 Current Rating: 7189 + 8994 = 16183 votesCurrent Rating: 7189 + 8994 = 16183 votes 8994

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
4144 Current Rating: 4144 + 3492 = 7636 votesCurrent Rating: 4144 + 3492 = 7636 votes 3492

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
5028 Current Rating: 5028 + 4612 = 9640 votesCurrent Rating: 5028 + 4612 = 9640 votes 4612

[899] 13: I知 not homophobic or anything...
3856 Current Rating: 3856 + 3231 = 7087 votesCurrent Rating: 3856 + 3231 = 7087 votes 3231

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
13187 Current Rating: 13187 + 15021 = 28208 votesCurrent Rating: 13187 + 15021 = 28208 votes 15021

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
28507 Current Rating: 28507 + 28746 = 57253 votesCurrent Rating: 28507 + 28746 = 57253 votes 28746

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
35352 Current Rating: 35352 + 36739 = 72091 votesCurrent Rating: 35352 + 36739 = 72091 votes 36739

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
3500 Current Rating: 3500 + 2947 = 6447 votesCurrent Rating: 3500 + 2947 = 6447 votes 2947

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
4323 Current Rating: 4323 + 3434 = 7757 votesCurrent Rating: 4323 + 3434 = 7757 votes 3434

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
3884 Current Rating: 3884 + 3443 = 7327 votesCurrent Rating: 3884 + 3443 = 7327 votes 3443

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
3741 Current Rating: 3741 + 3047 = 6788 votesCurrent Rating: 3741 + 3047 = 6788 votes 3047

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
4692 Current Rating: 4692 + 5990 = 10682 votesCurrent Rating: 4692 + 5990 = 10682 votes 5990


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
3430 Current Rating: 3430 + 2553 = 5983 votesCurrent Rating: 3430 + 2553 = 5983 votes 2553

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
3794 Current Rating: 3794 + 3297 = 7091 votesCurrent Rating: 3794 + 3297 = 7091 votes 3297

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
3910 Current Rating: 3910 + 3163 = 7073 votesCurrent Rating: 3910 + 3163 = 7073 votes 3163

[887] 28: I知 glad you could make it
11808 Current Rating: 11808 + 12690 = 24498 votesCurrent Rating: 11808 + 12690 = 24498 votes 12690

[886] 27: I知 pleased to say
3655 Current Rating: 3655 + 2954 = 6609 votesCurrent Rating: 3655 + 2954 = 6609 votes 2954

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
3630 Current Rating: 3630 + 2897 = 6527 votesCurrent Rating: 3630 + 2897 = 6527 votes 2897

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
3359 Current Rating: 3359 + 2804 = 6163 votesCurrent Rating: 3359 + 2804 = 6163 votes 2804

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
3712 Current Rating: 3712 + 3030 = 6742 votesCurrent Rating: 3712 + 3030 = 6742 votes 3030

[882] 21: Yes ...
3519 Current Rating: 3519 + 2825 = 6344 votesCurrent Rating: 3519 + 2825 = 6344 votes 2825

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
4043 Current Rating: 4043 + 3255 = 7298 votesCurrent Rating: 4043 + 3255 = 7298 votes 3255

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
5023 Current Rating: 5023 + 10315 = 15338 votesCurrent Rating: 5023 + 10315 = 15338 votes 10315

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
5692 Current Rating: 5692 + 6293 = 11985 votesCurrent Rating: 5692 + 6293 = 11985 votes 6293

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
5420 Current Rating: 5420 + 7421 = 12841 votesCurrent Rating: 5420 + 7421 = 12841 votes 7421

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
4107 Current Rating: 4107 + 3664 = 7771 votesCurrent Rating: 4107 + 3664 = 7771 votes 3664

[876] 13: ... and that痴 why the semen crossed the road
21332 Current Rating: 21332 + 22364 = 43696 votesCurrent Rating: 21332 + 22364 = 43696 votes 22364

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
18689 Current Rating: 18689 + 21365 = 40054 votesCurrent Rating: 18689 + 21365 = 40054 votes 21365

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
3311 Current Rating: 3311 + 2626 = 5937 votesCurrent Rating: 3311 + 2626 = 5937 votes 2626

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
8076 Current Rating: 8076 + 8457 = 16533 votesCurrent Rating: 8076 + 8457 = 16533 votes 8457

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
6433 Current Rating: 6433 + 5994 = 12427 votesCurrent Rating: 6433 + 5994 = 12427 votes 5994

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
3874 Current Rating: 3874 + 3260 = 7134 votesCurrent Rating: 3874 + 3260 = 7134 votes 3260

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
3658 Current Rating: 3658 + 3460 = 7118 votesCurrent Rating: 3658 + 3460 = 7118 votes 3460

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
4480 Current Rating: 4480 + 5382 = 9862 votesCurrent Rating: 4480 + 5382 = 9862 votes 5382


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
16688 Current Rating: 16688 + 18466 = 35154 votesCurrent Rating: 16688 + 18466 = 35154 votes 18466

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
3898 Current Rating: 3898 + 4761 = 8659 votesCurrent Rating: 3898 + 4761 = 8659 votes 4761

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
8827 Current Rating: 8827 + 10789 = 19616 votesCurrent Rating: 8827 + 10789 = 19616 votes 10789

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
5480 Current Rating: 5480 + 5178 = 10658 votesCurrent Rating: 5480 + 5178 = 10658 votes 5178

[864] 24: You look grumpy
3896 Current Rating: 3896 + 3073 = 6969 votesCurrent Rating: 3896 + 3073 = 6969 votes 3073

[863] 23: Hi Honey, I知 home
3843 Current Rating: 3843 + 4036 = 7879 votesCurrent Rating: 3843 + 4036 = 7879 votes 4036

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
8520 Current Rating: 8520 + 10425 = 18945 votesCurrent Rating: 8520 + 10425 = 18945 votes 10425

[861] 19: So how was 電ate night last night?
4589 Current Rating: 4589 + 4464 = 9053 votesCurrent Rating: 4589 + 4464 = 9053 votes 4464

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
3800 Current Rating: 3800 + 3283 = 7083 votesCurrent Rating: 3800 + 3283 = 7083 votes 3283

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
3536 Current Rating: 3536 + 2892 = 6428 votesCurrent Rating: 3536 + 2892 = 6428 votes 2892

[858] 16: I work for the bank
3626 Current Rating: 3626 + 2909 = 6535 votesCurrent Rating: 3626 + 2909 = 6535 votes 2909

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
4365 Current Rating: 4365 + 3411 = 7776 votesCurrent Rating: 4365 + 3411 = 7776 votes 3411

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
5056 Current Rating: 5056 + 5306 = 10362 votesCurrent Rating: 5056 + 5306 = 10362 votes 5306

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
3471 Current Rating: 3471 + 2765 = 6236 votesCurrent Rating: 3471 + 2765 = 6236 votes 2765

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
3500 Current Rating: 3500 + 3949 = 7449 votesCurrent Rating: 3500 + 3949 = 7449 votes 3949

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
3979 Current Rating: 3979 + 3134 = 7113 votesCurrent Rating: 3979 + 3134 = 7113 votes 3134

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3108 = 6950 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3108 = 6950 votes 3108

[851] 5: I can
10526 Current Rating: 10526 + 12715 = 23241 votesCurrent Rating: 10526 + 12715 = 23241 votes 12715

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
19807 Current Rating: 19807 + 19869 = 39676 votesCurrent Rating: 19807 + 19869 = 39676 votes 19869

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
13770 Current Rating: 13770 + 15622 = 29392 votesCurrent Rating: 13770 + 15622 = 29392 votes 15622


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
9907 Current Rating: 9907 + 12260 = 22167 votesCurrent Rating: 9907 + 12260 = 22167 votes 12260

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
7677 Current Rating: 7677 + 7815 = 15492 votesCurrent Rating: 7677 + 7815 = 15492 votes 7815

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
19254 Current Rating: 19254 + 25709 = 44963 votesCurrent Rating: 19254 + 25709 = 44963 votes 25709

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
3859 Current Rating: 3859 + 4056 = 7915 votesCurrent Rating: 3859 + 4056 = 7915 votes 4056

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I don稚 understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, I知 so glad you池e home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
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[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
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[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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