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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
8343 Current Rating: 8343 + 8362 = 16705 votesCurrent Rating: 8343 + 8362 = 16705 votes 8362

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
6828 Current Rating: 6828 + 8653 = 15481 votesCurrent Rating: 6828 + 8653 = 15481 votes 8653

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
14244 Current Rating: 14244 + 15044 = 29288 votesCurrent Rating: 14244 + 15044 = 29288 votes 15044

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
7871 Current Rating: 7871 + 7081 = 14952 votesCurrent Rating: 7871 + 7081 = 14952 votes 7081

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
5876 Current Rating: 5876 + 6782 = 12658 votesCurrent Rating: 5876 + 6782 = 12658 votes 6782

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
8971 Current Rating: 8971 + 8062 = 17033 votesCurrent Rating: 8971 + 8062 = 17033 votes 8062

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
6931 Current Rating: 6931 + 6066 = 12997 votesCurrent Rating: 6931 + 6066 = 12997 votes 6066

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
13508 Current Rating: 13508 + 14837 = 28345 votesCurrent Rating: 13508 + 14837 = 28345 votes 14837

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
9449 Current Rating: 9449 + 9481 = 18930 votesCurrent Rating: 9449 + 9481 = 18930 votes 9481

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
11485 Current Rating: 11485 + 12383 = 23868 votesCurrent Rating: 11485 + 12383 = 23868 votes 12383

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
10381 Current Rating: 10381 + 12024 = 22405 votesCurrent Rating: 10381 + 12024 = 22405 votes 12024

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
7672 Current Rating: 7672 + 7714 = 15386 votesCurrent Rating: 7672 + 7714 = 15386 votes 7714


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
6558 Current Rating: 6558 + 6776 = 13334 votesCurrent Rating: 6558 + 6776 = 13334 votes 6776

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
8395 Current Rating: 8395 + 10066 = 18461 votesCurrent Rating: 8395 + 10066 = 18461 votes 10066

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
8754 Current Rating: 8754 + 10395 = 19149 votesCurrent Rating: 8754 + 10395 = 19149 votes 10395

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
8071 Current Rating: 8071 + 6863 = 14934 votesCurrent Rating: 8071 + 6863 = 14934 votes 6863

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
13837 Current Rating: 13837 + 15312 = 29149 votesCurrent Rating: 13837 + 15312 = 29149 votes 15312

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
8424 Current Rating: 8424 + 9423 = 17847 votesCurrent Rating: 8424 + 9423 = 17847 votes 9423

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
7796 Current Rating: 7796 + 7165 = 14961 votesCurrent Rating: 7796 + 7165 = 14961 votes 7165

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
10963 Current Rating: 10963 + 13651 = 24614 votesCurrent Rating: 10963 + 13651 = 24614 votes 13651

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
7695 Current Rating: 7695 + 8644 = 16339 votesCurrent Rating: 7695 + 8644 = 16339 votes 8644

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
7005 Current Rating: 7005 + 7048 = 14053 votesCurrent Rating: 7005 + 7048 = 14053 votes 7048

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
8901 Current Rating: 8901 + 10089 = 18990 votesCurrent Rating: 8901 + 10089 = 18990 votes 10089

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
8320 Current Rating: 8320 + 10146 = 18466 votesCurrent Rating: 8320 + 10146 = 18466 votes 10146

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
13556 Current Rating: 13556 + 15455 = 29011 votesCurrent Rating: 13556 + 15455 = 29011 votes 15455

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
8339 Current Rating: 8339 + 10075 = 18414 votesCurrent Rating: 8339 + 10075 = 18414 votes 10075

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
7211 Current Rating: 7211 + 6149 = 13360 votesCurrent Rating: 7211 + 6149 = 13360 votes 6149

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
6981 Current Rating: 6981 + 6217 = 13198 votesCurrent Rating: 6981 + 6217 = 13198 votes 6217

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
7728 Current Rating: 7728 + 6768 = 14496 votesCurrent Rating: 7728 + 6768 = 14496 votes 6768

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
11411 Current Rating: 11411 + 11518 = 22929 votesCurrent Rating: 11411 + 11518 = 22929 votes 11518

[995] 5: Back already?
9592 Current Rating: 9592 + 9440 = 19032 votesCurrent Rating: 9592 + 9440 = 19032 votes 9440

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
11768 Current Rating: 11768 + 12479 = 24247 votesCurrent Rating: 11768 + 12479 = 24247 votes 12479

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
9940 Current Rating: 9940 + 11056 = 20996 votesCurrent Rating: 9940 + 11056 = 20996 votes 11056


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
24690 Current Rating: 24690 + 23964 = 48654 votesCurrent Rating: 24690 + 23964 = 48654 votes 23964

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
10895 Current Rating: 10895 + 11158 = 22053 votesCurrent Rating: 10895 + 11158 = 22053 votes 11158

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
6265 Current Rating: 6265 + 6192 = 12457 votesCurrent Rating: 6265 + 6192 = 12457 votes 6192

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
8152 Current Rating: 8152 + 7336 = 15488 votesCurrent Rating: 8152 + 7336 = 15488 votes 7336

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
8844 Current Rating: 8844 + 11022 = 19866 votesCurrent Rating: 8844 + 11022 = 19866 votes 11022

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
9018 Current Rating: 9018 + 11645 = 20663 votesCurrent Rating: 9018 + 11645 = 20663 votes 11645

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
7913 Current Rating: 7913 + 7356 = 15269 votesCurrent Rating: 7913 + 7356 = 15269 votes 7356

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
9829 Current Rating: 9829 + 10508 = 20337 votesCurrent Rating: 9829 + 10508 = 20337 votes 10508

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
7808 Current Rating: 7808 + 7024 = 14832 votesCurrent Rating: 7808 + 7024 = 14832 votes 7024

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
7931 Current Rating: 7931 + 7427 = 15358 votesCurrent Rating: 7931 + 7427 = 15358 votes 7427

[982] 17: Today s science class
7778 Current Rating: 7778 + 9543 = 17321 votesCurrent Rating: 7778 + 9543 = 17321 votes 9543

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
6860 Current Rating: 6860 + 5957 = 12817 votesCurrent Rating: 6860 + 5957 = 12817 votes 5957

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
6761 Current Rating: 6761 + 5837 = 12598 votesCurrent Rating: 6761 + 5837 = 12598 votes 5837

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
8302 Current Rating: 8302 + 7953 = 16255 votesCurrent Rating: 8302 + 7953 = 16255 votes 7953

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
31647 Current Rating: 31647 + 34597 = 66244 votesCurrent Rating: 31647 + 34597 = 66244 votes 34597

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
8639 Current Rating: 8639 + 8307 = 16946 votesCurrent Rating: 8639 + 8307 = 16946 votes 8307

[976] 8: Good morning sir
6420 Current Rating: 6420 + 6668 = 13088 votesCurrent Rating: 6420 + 6668 = 13088 votes 6668

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
8285 Current Rating: 8285 + 7579 = 15864 votesCurrent Rating: 8285 + 7579 = 15864 votes 7579

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
10709 Current Rating: 10709 + 11010 = 21719 votesCurrent Rating: 10709 + 11010 = 21719 votes 11010

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
6650 Current Rating: 6650 + 6402 = 13052 votesCurrent Rating: 6650 + 6402 = 13052 votes 6402

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
7119 Current Rating: 7119 + 6498 = 13617 votesCurrent Rating: 7119 + 6498 = 13617 votes 6498

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
8436 Current Rating: 8436 + 7586 = 16022 votesCurrent Rating: 8436 + 7586 = 16022 votes 7586


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
7625 Current Rating: 7625 + 6994 = 14619 votesCurrent Rating: 7625 + 6994 = 14619 votes 6994

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
8609 Current Rating: 8609 + 8108 = 16717 votesCurrent Rating: 8609 + 8108 = 16717 votes 8108

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
7156 Current Rating: 7156 + 6523 = 13679 votesCurrent Rating: 7156 + 6523 = 13679 votes 6523

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
8013 Current Rating: 8013 + 8271 = 16284 votesCurrent Rating: 8013 + 8271 = 16284 votes 8271

[966] 20: Hi ladies
9774 Current Rating: 9774 + 8852 = 18626 votesCurrent Rating: 9774 + 8852 = 18626 votes 8852

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
7568 Current Rating: 7568 + 6796 = 14364 votesCurrent Rating: 7568 + 6796 = 14364 votes 6796

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
6913 Current Rating: 6913 + 5873 = 12786 votesCurrent Rating: 6913 + 5873 = 12786 votes 5873

[963] 17: Knock knock!
9714 Current Rating: 9714 + 9052 = 18766 votesCurrent Rating: 9714 + 9052 = 18766 votes 9052

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
7388 Current Rating: 7388 + 6675 = 14063 votesCurrent Rating: 7388 + 6675 = 14063 votes 6675

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
37840 Current Rating: 37840 + 43191 = 81031 votesCurrent Rating: 37840 + 43191 = 81031 votes 43191

[960] 12: We need your legal help
8319 Current Rating: 8319 + 7472 = 15791 votesCurrent Rating: 8319 + 7472 = 15791 votes 7472

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
8259 Current Rating: 8259 + 7368 = 15627 votesCurrent Rating: 8259 + 7368 = 15627 votes 7368

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
6369 Current Rating: 6369 + 5420 = 11789 votesCurrent Rating: 6369 + 5420 = 11789 votes 5420

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
6956 Current Rating: 6956 + 9597 = 16553 votesCurrent Rating: 6956 + 9597 = 16553 votes 9597

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
7692 Current Rating: 7692 + 9522 = 17214 votesCurrent Rating: 7692 + 9522 = 17214 votes 9522

[955] 5: So, what s news?
7732 Current Rating: 7732 + 8356 = 16088 votesCurrent Rating: 7732 + 8356 = 16088 votes 8356

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
7068 Current Rating: 7068 + 6064 = 13132 votesCurrent Rating: 7068 + 6064 = 13132 votes 6064

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
6231 Current Rating: 6231 + 7325 = 13556 votesCurrent Rating: 6231 + 7325 = 13556 votes 7325

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
6972 Current Rating: 6972 + 6054 = 13026 votesCurrent Rating: 6972 + 6054 = 13026 votes 6054


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
6206 Current Rating: 6206 + 6284 = 12490 votesCurrent Rating: 6206 + 6284 = 12490 votes 6284

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
14044 Current Rating: 14044 + 14231 = 28275 votesCurrent Rating: 14044 + 14231 = 28275 votes 14231

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
7601 Current Rating: 7601 + 7150 = 14751 votesCurrent Rating: 7601 + 7150 = 14751 votes 7150

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
6181 Current Rating: 6181 + 5184 = 11365 votesCurrent Rating: 6181 + 5184 = 11365 votes 5184

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
10708 Current Rating: 10708 + 9925 = 20633 votesCurrent Rating: 10708 + 9925 = 20633 votes 9925

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
8271 Current Rating: 8271 + 7220 = 15491 votesCurrent Rating: 8271 + 7220 = 15491 votes 7220

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
8482 Current Rating: 8482 + 7592 = 16074 votesCurrent Rating: 8482 + 7592 = 16074 votes 7592

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
8468 Current Rating: 8468 + 9427 = 17895 votesCurrent Rating: 8468 + 9427 = 17895 votes 9427

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
8740 Current Rating: 8740 + 7853 = 16593 votesCurrent Rating: 8740 + 7853 = 16593 votes 7853

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
9681 Current Rating: 9681 + 8880 = 18561 votesCurrent Rating: 9681 + 8880 = 18561 votes 8880

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
8648 Current Rating: 8648 + 8172 = 16820 votesCurrent Rating: 8648 + 8172 = 16820 votes 8172

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
13031 Current Rating: 13031 + 14335 = 27366 votesCurrent Rating: 13031 + 14335 = 27366 votes 14335

[939] 13: She s a hottie
7818 Current Rating: 7818 + 7156 = 14974 votesCurrent Rating: 7818 + 7156 = 14974 votes 7156

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
6631 Current Rating: 6631 + 6068 = 12699 votesCurrent Rating: 6631 + 6068 = 12699 votes 6068

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
6641 Current Rating: 6641 + 5806 = 12447 votesCurrent Rating: 6641 + 5806 = 12447 votes 5806

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
7306 Current Rating: 7306 + 6584 = 13890 votesCurrent Rating: 7306 + 6584 = 13890 votes 6584

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
6760 Current Rating: 6760 + 5984 = 12744 votesCurrent Rating: 6760 + 5984 = 12744 votes 5984

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
7712 Current Rating: 7712 + 6789 = 14501 votesCurrent Rating: 7712 + 6789 = 14501 votes 6789

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
7003 Current Rating: 7003 + 6114 = 13117 votesCurrent Rating: 7003 + 6114 = 13117 votes 6114


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
9019 Current Rating: 9019 + 8646 = 17665 votesCurrent Rating: 9019 + 8646 = 17665 votes 8646

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
6565 Current Rating: 6565 + 6674 = 13239 votesCurrent Rating: 6565 + 6674 = 13239 votes 6674

[930] 29: I need your help
6951 Current Rating: 6951 + 7810 = 14761 votesCurrent Rating: 6951 + 7810 = 14761 votes 7810

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
8855 Current Rating: 8855 + 8190 = 17045 votesCurrent Rating: 8855 + 8190 = 17045 votes 8190

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
5810 Current Rating: 5810 + 5835 = 11645 votesCurrent Rating: 5810 + 5835 = 11645 votes 5835

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
7433 Current Rating: 7433 + 6699 = 14132 votesCurrent Rating: 7433 + 6699 = 14132 votes 6699

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
6431 Current Rating: 6431 + 5426 = 11857 votesCurrent Rating: 6431 + 5426 = 11857 votes 5426

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
10091 Current Rating: 10091 + 9343 = 19434 votesCurrent Rating: 10091 + 9343 = 19434 votes 9343

[924] 19: Did things go well?
9196 Current Rating: 9196 + 8415 = 17611 votesCurrent Rating: 9196 + 8415 = 17611 votes 8415

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
7230 Current Rating: 7230 + 8923 = 16153 votesCurrent Rating: 7230 + 8923 = 16153 votes 8923

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
17922 Current Rating: 17922 + 19631 = 37553 votesCurrent Rating: 17922 + 19631 = 37553 votes 19631

[921] 16: You look wretched
12848 Current Rating: 12848 + 14238 = 27086 votesCurrent Rating: 12848 + 14238 = 27086 votes 14238

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
37701 Current Rating: 37701 + 40072 = 77773 votesCurrent Rating: 37701 + 40072 = 77773 votes 40072

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
13099 Current Rating: 13099 + 14209 = 27308 votesCurrent Rating: 13099 + 14209 = 27308 votes 14209

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
9185 Current Rating: 9185 + 11033 = 20218 votesCurrent Rating: 9185 + 11033 = 20218 votes 11033

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
35483 Current Rating: 35483 + 38765 = 74248 votesCurrent Rating: 35483 + 38765 = 74248 votes 38765

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
67498 Current Rating: 67498 + 71270 = 138768 votesCurrent Rating: 67498 + 71270 = 138768 votes 71270

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
12256 Current Rating: 12256 + 12992 = 25248 votesCurrent Rating: 12256 + 12992 = 25248 votes 12992

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
9081 Current Rating: 9081 + 9913 = 18994 votesCurrent Rating: 9081 + 9913 = 18994 votes 9913

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
6243 Current Rating: 6243 + 6262 = 12505 votesCurrent Rating: 6243 + 6262 = 12505 votes 6262

[912] 3: Good morning all
7819 Current Rating: 7819 + 7456 = 15275 votesCurrent Rating: 7819 + 7456 = 15275 votes 7456

[911] 2: He s cute ...
8770 Current Rating: 8770 + 8018 = 16788 votesCurrent Rating: 8770 + 8018 = 16788 votes 8018

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
12951 Current Rating: 12951 + 13773 = 26724 votesCurrent Rating: 12951 + 13773 = 26724 votes 13773


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
33501 Current Rating: 33501 + 35110 = 68611 votesCurrent Rating: 33501 + 35110 = 68611 votes 35110

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
8538 Current Rating: 8538 + 9760 = 18298 votesCurrent Rating: 8538 + 9760 = 18298 votes 9760

[907] 26: Knock knock!
6726 Current Rating: 6726 + 6247 = 12973 votesCurrent Rating: 6726 + 6247 = 12973 votes 6247

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
7685 Current Rating: 7685 + 7267 = 14952 votesCurrent Rating: 7685 + 7267 = 14952 votes 7267

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
7415 Current Rating: 7415 + 6858 = 14273 votesCurrent Rating: 7415 + 6858 = 14273 votes 6858

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
7900 Current Rating: 7900 + 7302 = 15202 votesCurrent Rating: 7900 + 7302 = 15202 votes 7302

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
10210 Current Rating: 10210 + 10785 = 20995 votesCurrent Rating: 10210 + 10785 = 20995 votes 10785

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
10361 Current Rating: 10361 + 12894 = 23255 votesCurrent Rating: 10361 + 12894 = 23255 votes 12894

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
7807 Current Rating: 7807 + 7035 = 14842 votesCurrent Rating: 7807 + 7035 = 14842 votes 7035

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
8268 Current Rating: 8268 + 7713 = 15981 votesCurrent Rating: 8268 + 7713 = 15981 votes 7713

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
7563 Current Rating: 7563 + 6801 = 14364 votesCurrent Rating: 7563 + 6801 = 14364 votes 6801

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
16592 Current Rating: 16592 + 18371 = 34963 votesCurrent Rating: 16592 + 18371 = 34963 votes 18371

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
31562 Current Rating: 31562 + 31745 = 63307 votesCurrent Rating: 31562 + 31745 = 63307 votes 31745

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
38717 Current Rating: 38717 + 39793 = 78510 votesCurrent Rating: 38717 + 39793 = 78510 votes 39793

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
6299 Current Rating: 6299 + 5742 = 12041 votesCurrent Rating: 6299 + 5742 = 12041 votes 5742

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
8332 Current Rating: 8332 + 7476 = 15808 votesCurrent Rating: 8332 + 7476 = 15808 votes 7476

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
8276 Current Rating: 8276 + 7609 = 15885 votesCurrent Rating: 8276 + 7609 = 15885 votes 7609

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
8380 Current Rating: 8380 + 7549 = 15929 votesCurrent Rating: 8380 + 7549 = 15929 votes 7549

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
8198 Current Rating: 8198 + 9328 = 17526 votesCurrent Rating: 8198 + 9328 = 17526 votes 9328


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
6589 Current Rating: 6589 + 5755 = 12344 votesCurrent Rating: 6589 + 5755 = 12344 votes 5755

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
7121 Current Rating: 7121 + 6515 = 13636 votesCurrent Rating: 7121 + 6515 = 13636 votes 6515

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
7906 Current Rating: 7906 + 6966 = 14872 votesCurrent Rating: 7906 + 6966 = 14872 votes 6966

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
15246 Current Rating: 15246 + 15986 = 31232 votesCurrent Rating: 15246 + 15986 = 31232 votes 15986

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
6951 Current Rating: 6951 + 6132 = 13083 votesCurrent Rating: 6951 + 6132 = 13083 votes 6132

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
6752 Current Rating: 6752 + 5829 = 12581 votesCurrent Rating: 6752 + 5829 = 12581 votes 5829

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
6023 Current Rating: 6023 + 5467 = 11490 votesCurrent Rating: 6023 + 5467 = 11490 votes 5467

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
9715 Current Rating: 9715 + 8980 = 18695 votesCurrent Rating: 9715 + 8980 = 18695 votes 8980

[882] 21: Yes ...
8577 Current Rating: 8577 + 7923 = 16500 votesCurrent Rating: 8577 + 7923 = 16500 votes 7923

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
8497 Current Rating: 8497 + 7601 = 16098 votesCurrent Rating: 8497 + 7601 = 16098 votes 7601

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
10272 Current Rating: 10272 + 15285 = 25557 votesCurrent Rating: 10272 + 15285 = 25557 votes 15285

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
11517 Current Rating: 11517 + 13064 = 24581 votesCurrent Rating: 11517 + 13064 = 24581 votes 13064

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
16073 Current Rating: 16073 + 19236 = 35309 votesCurrent Rating: 16073 + 19236 = 35309 votes 19236

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
11530 Current Rating: 11530 + 10715 = 22245 votesCurrent Rating: 11530 + 10715 = 22245 votes 10715

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
26538 Current Rating: 26538 + 27653 = 54191 votesCurrent Rating: 26538 + 27653 = 54191 votes 27653

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
22594 Current Rating: 22594 + 25238 = 47832 votesCurrent Rating: 22594 + 25238 = 47832 votes 25238

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
6781 Current Rating: 6781 + 6090 = 12871 votesCurrent Rating: 6781 + 6090 = 12871 votes 6090

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
11499 Current Rating: 11499 + 11821 = 23320 votesCurrent Rating: 11499 + 11821 = 23320 votes 11821

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
8800 Current Rating: 8800 + 8171 = 16971 votesCurrent Rating: 8800 + 8171 = 16971 votes 8171

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
7172 Current Rating: 7172 + 6430 = 13602 votesCurrent Rating: 7172 + 6430 = 13602 votes 6430

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
6979 Current Rating: 6979 + 6820 = 13799 votesCurrent Rating: 6979 + 6820 = 13799 votes 6820

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
7265 Current Rating: 7265 + 8012 = 15277 votesCurrent Rating: 7265 + 8012 = 15277 votes 8012


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
21718 Current Rating: 21718 + 23415 = 45133 votesCurrent Rating: 21718 + 23415 = 45133 votes 23415

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
7413 Current Rating: 7413 + 8262 = 15675 votesCurrent Rating: 7413 + 8262 = 15675 votes 8262

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
13228 Current Rating: 13228 + 15980 = 29208 votesCurrent Rating: 13228 + 15980 = 29208 votes 15980

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
9222 Current Rating: 9222 + 8664 = 17886 votesCurrent Rating: 9222 + 8664 = 17886 votes 8664

[864] 24: You look grumpy
7417 Current Rating: 7417 + 6337 = 13754 votesCurrent Rating: 7417 + 6337 = 13754 votes 6337

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
7287 Current Rating: 7287 + 7368 = 14655 votesCurrent Rating: 7287 + 7368 = 14655 votes 7368

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
12718 Current Rating: 12718 + 14391 = 27109 votesCurrent Rating: 12718 + 14391 = 27109 votes 14391

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
8510 Current Rating: 8510 + 8041 = 16551 votesCurrent Rating: 8510 + 8041 = 16551 votes 8041

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
7621 Current Rating: 7621 + 7073 = 14694 votesCurrent Rating: 7621 + 7073 = 14694 votes 7073

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
6983 Current Rating: 6983 + 6206 = 13189 votesCurrent Rating: 6983 + 6206 = 13189 votes 6206

[858] 16: I work for the bank
7147 Current Rating: 7147 + 6315 = 13462 votesCurrent Rating: 7147 + 6315 = 13462 votes 6315

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
8589 Current Rating: 8589 + 8620 = 17209 votesCurrent Rating: 8589 + 8620 = 17209 votes 8620

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
8432 Current Rating: 8432 + 8642 = 17074 votesCurrent Rating: 8432 + 8642 = 17074 votes 8642

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
5919 Current Rating: 5919 + 5252 = 11171 votesCurrent Rating: 5919 + 5252 = 11171 votes 5252

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
6885 Current Rating: 6885 + 7273 = 14158 votesCurrent Rating: 6885 + 7273 = 14158 votes 7273

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
7900 Current Rating: 7900 + 6952 = 14852 votesCurrent Rating: 7900 + 6952 = 14852 votes 6952

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
8852 Current Rating: 8852 + 8032 = 16884 votesCurrent Rating: 8852 + 8032 = 16884 votes 8032

[851] 5: I can
15605 Current Rating: 15605 + 17907 = 33512 votesCurrent Rating: 15605 + 17907 = 33512 votes 17907

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
25851 Current Rating: 25851 + 25828 = 51679 votesCurrent Rating: 25851 + 25828 = 51679 votes 25828

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
18335 Current Rating: 18335 + 20119 = 38454 votesCurrent Rating: 18335 + 20119 = 38454 votes 20119


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
13834 Current Rating: 13834 + 16070 = 29904 votesCurrent Rating: 13834 + 16070 = 29904 votes 16070

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
17340 Current Rating: 17340 + 17611 = 34951 votesCurrent Rating: 17340 + 17611 = 34951 votes 17611

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
29308 Current Rating: 29308 + 34954 = 64262 votesCurrent Rating: 29308 + 34954 = 64262 votes 34954

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
7620 Current Rating: 7620 + 7669 = 15289 votesCurrent Rating: 7620 + 7669 = 15289 votes 7669

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
7876 Current Rating: 7876 + 8405 = 16281 votesCurrent Rating: 7876 + 8405 = 16281 votes 8405

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
8889 Current Rating: 8889 + 8473 = 17362 votesCurrent Rating: 8889 + 8473 = 17362 votes 8473

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
8257 Current Rating: 8257 + 7314 = 15571 votesCurrent Rating: 8257 + 7314 = 15571 votes 7314

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
8744 Current Rating: 8744 + 8314 = 17058 votesCurrent Rating: 8744 + 8314 = 17058 votes 8314

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
10752 Current Rating: 10752 + 17137 = 27889 votesCurrent Rating: 10752 + 17137 = 27889 votes 17137

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
9542 Current Rating: 9542 + 8697 = 18239 votesCurrent Rating: 9542 + 8697 = 18239 votes 8697

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
9279 Current Rating: 9279 + 8345 = 17624 votesCurrent Rating: 9279 + 8345 = 17624 votes 8345

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
9916 Current Rating: 9916 + 11572 = 21488 votesCurrent Rating: 9916 + 11572 = 21488 votes 11572

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
7017 Current Rating: 7017 + 6888 = 13905 votesCurrent Rating: 7017 + 6888 = 13905 votes 6888

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
7528 Current Rating: 7528 + 6704 = 14232 votesCurrent Rating: 7528 + 6704 = 14232 votes 6704

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
8429 Current Rating: 8429 + 9362 = 17791 votesCurrent Rating: 8429 + 9362 = 17791 votes 9362

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
8731 Current Rating: 8731 + 9628 = 18359 votesCurrent Rating: 8731 + 9628 = 18359 votes 9628

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
67657 Current Rating: 67657 + 73854 = 141511 votesCurrent Rating: 67657 + 73854 = 141511 votes 73854

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
8530 Current Rating: 8530 + 7697 = 16227 votesCurrent Rating: 8530 + 7697 = 16227 votes 7697

[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
7462 Current Rating: 7462 + 6690 = 14152 votesCurrent Rating: 7462 + 6690 = 14152 votes 6690






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