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Dec 2021
[1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas
6465 Current Rating: 6465 + 6571 = 13036 votesCurrent Rating: 6465 + 6571 = 13036 votes 6571

[1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these
56141 Current Rating: 56141 + 55701 = 111842 votesCurrent Rating: 56141 + 55701 = 111842 votes 55701

[1971] 14: Drinks on me
1933 Current Rating: 1933 + 1971 = 3904 votesCurrent Rating: 1933 + 1971 = 3904 votes 1971

[1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something
2520 Current Rating: 2520 + 2646 = 5166 votesCurrent Rating: 2520 + 2646 = 5166 votes 2646

[1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well
7053 Current Rating: 7053 + 7412 = 14465 votesCurrent Rating: 7053 + 7412 = 14465 votes 7412

[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
5591 Current Rating: 5591 + 7112 = 12703 votesCurrent Rating: 5591 + 7112 = 12703 votes 7112


Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
2119 Current Rating: 2119 + 2214 = 4333 votesCurrent Rating: 2119 + 2214 = 4333 votes 2214

[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
3208 Current Rating: 3208 + 3644 = 6852 votesCurrent Rating: 3208 + 3644 = 6852 votes 3644

[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
29198 Current Rating: 29198 + 28300 = 57498 votesCurrent Rating: 29198 + 28300 = 57498 votes 28300

[1964] 16: We want a divorce
2889 Current Rating: 2889 + 3167 = 6056 votesCurrent Rating: 2889 + 3167 = 6056 votes 3167

[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
3047 Current Rating: 3047 + 3245 = 6292 votesCurrent Rating: 3047 + 3245 = 6292 votes 3245

[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
4957 Current Rating: 4957 + 5027 = 9984 votesCurrent Rating: 4957 + 5027 = 9984 votes 5027

[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
2443 Current Rating: 2443 + 2542 = 4985 votesCurrent Rating: 2443 + 2542 = 4985 votes 2542

[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
3068 Current Rating: 3068 + 3567 = 6635 votesCurrent Rating: 3068 + 3567 = 6635 votes 3567


Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
5060 Current Rating: 5060 + 5190 = 10250 votesCurrent Rating: 5060 + 5190 = 10250 votes 5190

[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
3210 Current Rating: 3210 + 3336 = 6546 votesCurrent Rating: 3210 + 3336 = 6546 votes 3336

[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
131041 Current Rating: 131041 + 128477 = 259518 votesCurrent Rating: 131041 + 128477 = 259518 votes 128477

[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
9932 Current Rating: 9932 + 10201 = 20133 votesCurrent Rating: 9932 + 10201 = 20133 votes 10201

[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
3617 Current Rating: 3617 + 3717 = 7334 votesCurrent Rating: 3617 + 3717 = 7334 votes 3717

[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
3108 Current Rating: 3108 + 3407 = 6515 votesCurrent Rating: 3108 + 3407 = 6515 votes 3407

[1953] 1: I ll call you later
3028 Current Rating: 3028 + 3215 = 6243 votesCurrent Rating: 3028 + 3215 = 6243 votes 3215


Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
5509 Current Rating: 5509 + 5340 = 10849 votesCurrent Rating: 5509 + 5340 = 10849 votes 5340

[1951] 24: Since our last session
3235 Current Rating: 3235 + 3380 = 6615 votesCurrent Rating: 3235 + 3380 = 6615 votes 3380

[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
2466 Current Rating: 2466 + 2598 = 5064 votesCurrent Rating: 2466 + 2598 = 5064 votes 2598

[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
3706 Current Rating: 3706 + 4076 = 7782 votesCurrent Rating: 3706 + 4076 = 7782 votes 4076

[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
16619 Current Rating: 16619 + 16736 = 33355 votesCurrent Rating: 16619 + 16736 = 33355 votes 16736

[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
3562 Current Rating: 3562 + 3850 = 7412 votesCurrent Rating: 3562 + 3850 = 7412 votes 3850

[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
12518 Current Rating: 12518 + 12554 = 25072 votesCurrent Rating: 12518 + 12554 = 25072 votes 12554

[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
3816 Current Rating: 3816 + 3897 = 7713 votesCurrent Rating: 3816 + 3897 = 7713 votes 3897


Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
3453 Current Rating: 3453 + 3679 = 7132 votesCurrent Rating: 3453 + 3679 = 7132 votes 3679

[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
3075 Current Rating: 3075 + 3251 = 6326 votesCurrent Rating: 3075 + 3251 = 6326 votes 3251

[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
3132 Current Rating: 3132 + 3183 = 6315 votesCurrent Rating: 3132 + 3183 = 6315 votes 3183

[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
8102 Current Rating: 8102 + 8111 = 16213 votesCurrent Rating: 8102 + 8111 = 16213 votes 8111

[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
4473 Current Rating: 4473 + 4638 = 9111 votesCurrent Rating: 4473 + 4638 = 9111 votes 4638

[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
3468 Current Rating: 3468 + 3853 = 7321 votesCurrent Rating: 3468 + 3853 = 7321 votes 3853

[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
13976 Current Rating: 13976 + 14181 = 28157 votesCurrent Rating: 13976 + 14181 = 28157 votes 14181

[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
5289 Current Rating: 5289 + 4704 = 9993 votesCurrent Rating: 5289 + 4704 = 9993 votes 4704

[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
4148 Current Rating: 4148 + 3528 = 7676 votesCurrent Rating: 4148 + 3528 = 7676 votes 3528


Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
6281 Current Rating: 6281 + 6250 = 12531 votesCurrent Rating: 6281 + 6250 = 12531 votes 6250

[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
94359 Current Rating: 94359 + 94093 = 188452 votesCurrent Rating: 94359 + 94093 = 188452 votes 94093

[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
5840 Current Rating: 5840 + 5691 = 11531 votesCurrent Rating: 5840 + 5691 = 11531 votes 5691

[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
3235 Current Rating: 3235 + 3228 = 6463 votesCurrent Rating: 3235 + 3228 = 6463 votes 3228

[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
3617 Current Rating: 3617 + 3713 = 7330 votesCurrent Rating: 3617 + 3713 = 7330 votes 3713

[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
4439 Current Rating: 4439 + 4094 = 8533 votesCurrent Rating: 4439 + 4094 = 8533 votes 4094

[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
14863 Current Rating: 14863 + 15024 = 29887 votesCurrent Rating: 14863 + 15024 = 29887 votes 15024

[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
5951 Current Rating: 5951 + 5780 = 11731 votesCurrent Rating: 5951 + 5780 = 11731 votes 5780

[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
5207 Current Rating: 5207 + 4912 = 10119 votesCurrent Rating: 5207 + 4912 = 10119 votes 4912


Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
3396 Current Rating: 3396 + 3440 = 6836 votesCurrent Rating: 3396 + 3440 = 6836 votes 3440

[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
3692 Current Rating: 3692 + 3602 = 7294 votesCurrent Rating: 3692 + 3602 = 7294 votes 3602

[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
4068 Current Rating: 4068 + 3946 = 8014 votesCurrent Rating: 4068 + 3946 = 8014 votes 3946

[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
3931 Current Rating: 3931 + 3886 = 7817 votesCurrent Rating: 3931 + 3886 = 7817 votes 3886

[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
4820 Current Rating: 4820 + 4605 = 9425 votesCurrent Rating: 4820 + 4605 = 9425 votes 4605

[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
3969 Current Rating: 3969 + 3744 = 7713 votesCurrent Rating: 3969 + 3744 = 7713 votes 3744

[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
4381 Current Rating: 4381 + 4567 = 8948 votesCurrent Rating: 4381 + 4567 = 8948 votes 4567

[1919] 4: Congratulations!
3291 Current Rating: 3291 + 3283 = 6574 votesCurrent Rating: 3291 + 3283 = 6574 votes 3283

[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
7828 Current Rating: 7828 + 7068 = 14896 votesCurrent Rating: 7828 + 7068 = 14896 votes 7068


May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
3417 Current Rating: 3417 + 3378 = 6795 votesCurrent Rating: 3417 + 3378 = 6795 votes 3378

[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
4830 Current Rating: 4830 + 4634 = 9464 votesCurrent Rating: 4830 + 4634 = 9464 votes 4634

[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
4138 Current Rating: 4138 + 3853 = 7991 votesCurrent Rating: 4138 + 3853 = 7991 votes 3853

[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
4292 Current Rating: 4292 + 4268 = 8560 votesCurrent Rating: 4292 + 4268 = 8560 votes 4268

[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
4097 Current Rating: 4097 + 4226 = 8323 votesCurrent Rating: 4097 + 4226 = 8323 votes 4226

[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
12342 Current Rating: 12342 + 12168 = 24510 votesCurrent Rating: 12342 + 12168 = 24510 votes 12168

[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
8578 Current Rating: 8578 + 8588 = 17166 votesCurrent Rating: 8578 + 8588 = 17166 votes 8588


Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
7566 Current Rating: 7566 + 8141 = 15707 votesCurrent Rating: 7566 + 8141 = 15707 votes 8141

[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
3817 Current Rating: 3817 + 3883 = 7700 votesCurrent Rating: 3817 + 3883 = 7700 votes 3883

[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
3769 Current Rating: 3769 + 3925 = 7694 votesCurrent Rating: 3769 + 3925 = 7694 votes 3925

[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
3759 Current Rating: 3759 + 3689 = 7448 votesCurrent Rating: 3759 + 3689 = 7448 votes 3689

[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
4364 Current Rating: 4364 + 4330 = 8694 votesCurrent Rating: 4364 + 4330 = 8694 votes 4330

[1905] 9: You look exhausted
3697 Current Rating: 3697 + 3696 = 7393 votesCurrent Rating: 3697 + 3696 = 7393 votes 3696

[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
41976 Current Rating: 41976 + 41992 = 83968 votesCurrent Rating: 41976 + 41992 = 83968 votes 41992

[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
2824 Current Rating: 2824 + 2875 = 5699 votesCurrent Rating: 2824 + 2875 = 5699 votes 2875


Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
3272 Current Rating: 3272 + 3217 = 6489 votesCurrent Rating: 3272 + 3217 = 6489 votes 3217

[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
3066 Current Rating: 3066 + 3080 = 6146 votesCurrent Rating: 3066 + 3080 = 6146 votes 3080

[1900] 23: I ll have another
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 3942 = 7950 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 3942 = 7950 votes 3942

[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
3137 Current Rating: 3137 + 2946 = 6083 votesCurrent Rating: 3137 + 2946 = 6083 votes 2946

[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
3276 Current Rating: 3276 + 3208 = 6484 votesCurrent Rating: 3276 + 3208 = 6484 votes 3208

[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
2700 Current Rating: 2700 + 2675 = 5375 votesCurrent Rating: 2700 + 2675 = 5375 votes 2675

[1896] 9: What are you watching?
3217 Current Rating: 3217 + 3203 = 6420 votesCurrent Rating: 3217 + 3203 = 6420 votes 3203

[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
2778 Current Rating: 2778 + 2678 = 5456 votesCurrent Rating: 2778 + 2678 = 5456 votes 2678

[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
3393 Current Rating: 3393 + 2995 = 6388 votesCurrent Rating: 3393 + 2995 = 6388 votes 2995


Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
7299 Current Rating: 7299 + 6789 = 14088 votesCurrent Rating: 7299 + 6789 = 14088 votes 6789

[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
2561 Current Rating: 2561 + 2629 = 5190 votesCurrent Rating: 2561 + 2629 = 5190 votes 2629

[1891] 19: What are you watching?
3001 Current Rating: 3001 + 3001 = 6002 votesCurrent Rating: 3001 + 3001 = 6002 votes 3001

[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
4230 Current Rating: 4230 + 4232 = 8462 votesCurrent Rating: 4230 + 4232 = 8462 votes 4232

[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
2968 Current Rating: 2968 + 2957 = 5925 votesCurrent Rating: 2968 + 2957 = 5925 votes 2957

[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
15707 Current Rating: 15707 + 15244 = 30951 votesCurrent Rating: 15707 + 15244 = 30951 votes 15244

[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
3191 Current Rating: 3191 + 3174 = 6365 votesCurrent Rating: 3191 + 3174 = 6365 votes 3174

[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
8116 Current Rating: 8116 + 7915 = 16031 votesCurrent Rating: 8116 + 7915 = 16031 votes 7915


Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
3259 Current Rating: 3259 + 3238 = 6497 votesCurrent Rating: 3259 + 3238 = 6497 votes 3238

[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
6574 Current Rating: 6574 + 6386 = 12960 votesCurrent Rating: 6574 + 6386 = 12960 votes 6386

[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
3588 Current Rating: 3588 + 3333 = 6921 votesCurrent Rating: 3588 + 3333 = 6921 votes 3333

[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
4603 Current Rating: 4603 + 3976 = 8579 votesCurrent Rating: 4603 + 3976 = 8579 votes 3976

[1881] 16: Welcome back
3938 Current Rating: 3938 + 3807 = 7745 votesCurrent Rating: 3938 + 3807 = 7745 votes 3807

[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
4848 Current Rating: 4848 + 4810 = 9658 votesCurrent Rating: 4848 + 4810 = 9658 votes 4810






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