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Dec 2021
[1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas
660    1542
[1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these
109 248
[1971] 14: Drinks on me
82 189
[1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something
270 398
[1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well
171 337
[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
121 269
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Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
186 298
[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
207 448
[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
134 260
[1964] 16: We want a divorce
128 278
[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
207 420
[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
153 260
[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
230 389
[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
189 340
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Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
388 620
[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
626 827
[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
890 1336
[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
448 645
[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
493 699
[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
382 607
[1953] 1: I ll call you later
478 701
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Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
524 747
[1951] 24: Since our last session
908 1095
[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
507 619
[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
502 736
[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
679 952
[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
828 1124
[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
488 628
[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
523 637
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Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
440 588
[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
547 709
[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
514 593
[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
1289 1379
[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
561 679
[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
607 915
[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
1761 1467
[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
2516 1987
[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
1682 1197
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Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
1158 1077
[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
794 767
[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
725 702
[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
747 752
[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
803 867
[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
900 798
[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
873 884
[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
756 773
[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
1202 1011
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Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
1097 1074
[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
1079 1077
[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
1195 1058
[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
971 926
[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
1206 947
[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
1101 850
[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
1258 1274
[1919] 4: Congratulations!
898 787
[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
1104 861
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May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
1005 968
[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
1106 830
[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
1028 981
[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
894 923
[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
837 976
[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
1280 1306
[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
1154 1139
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Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
2115 2623
[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
850 909
[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
828 844
[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
931 890
[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
894 986
[1905] 9: You look exhausted
1173 1165
[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
1106 987
[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
829 833
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Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
788 754
[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
832 822
[1900] 23: I ll have another
823 797
[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
927 824
[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
864 802
[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
835 833
[1896] 9: What are you watching?
829 821
[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
1025 897
[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
1104 875
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Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
819 863
[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
822 839
[1891] 19: What are you watching?
939 936
[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
1068 1023
[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
844 854
[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
830 838
[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
827 827
[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
1097 906
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Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
1264 1220
[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
1086 1008
[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
1169 974
[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
1373 1258
[1881] 16: Welcome back
1362 1195
[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
1395 1306
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