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Dec 2021
[1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 2110 = 3647 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 2110 = 3647 votes 2110

[1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these
504 Current Rating: 504 + 608 = 1112 votesCurrent Rating: 504 + 608 = 1112 votes 608

[1971] 14: Drinks on me
412 Current Rating: 412 + 478 = 890 votesCurrent Rating: 412 + 478 = 890 votes 478

[1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something
672 Current Rating: 672 + 787 = 1459 votesCurrent Rating: 672 + 787 = 1459 votes 787

[1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well
553 Current Rating: 553 + 642 = 1195 votesCurrent Rating: 553 + 642 = 1195 votes 642

[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
553 Current Rating: 553 + 690 = 1243 votesCurrent Rating: 553 + 690 = 1243 votes 690


Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
558 Current Rating: 558 + 637 = 1195 votesCurrent Rating: 558 + 637 = 1195 votes 637

[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
599 Current Rating: 599 + 821 = 1420 votesCurrent Rating: 599 + 821 = 1420 votes 821

[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
520 Current Rating: 520 + 577 = 1097 votesCurrent Rating: 520 + 577 = 1097 votes 577

[1964] 16: We want a divorce
557 Current Rating: 557 + 702 = 1259 votesCurrent Rating: 557 + 702 = 1259 votes 702

[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
593 Current Rating: 593 + 776 = 1369 votesCurrent Rating: 593 + 776 = 1369 votes 776

[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
509 Current Rating: 509 + 578 = 1087 votesCurrent Rating: 509 + 578 = 1087 votes 578

[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
743 Current Rating: 743 + 886 = 1629 votesCurrent Rating: 743 + 886 = 1629 votes 886

[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
573 Current Rating: 573 + 734 = 1307 votesCurrent Rating: 573 + 734 = 1307 votes 734


Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
928 Current Rating: 928 + 1076 = 2004 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 1076 = 2004 votes 1076

[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1379 = 2576 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1379 = 2576 votes 1379

[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1922 = 3402 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1922 = 3402 votes 1922

[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
904 Current Rating: 904 + 1108 = 2012 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 1108 = 2012 votes 1108

[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
942 Current Rating: 942 + 1123 = 2065 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 1123 = 2065 votes 1123

[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
864 Current Rating: 864 + 1100 = 1964 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 1100 = 1964 votes 1100

[1953] 1: I ll call you later
859 Current Rating: 859 + 1084 = 1943 votesCurrent Rating: 859 + 1084 = 1943 votes 1084


Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1404 = 2608 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1404 = 2608 votes 1404

[1951] 24: Since our last session
1239 Current Rating: 1239 + 1438 = 2677 votesCurrent Rating: 1239 + 1438 = 2677 votes 1438

[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
811 Current Rating: 811 + 925 = 1736 votesCurrent Rating: 811 + 925 = 1736 votes 925

[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
886 Current Rating: 886 + 1215 = 2101 votesCurrent Rating: 886 + 1215 = 2101 votes 1215

[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
5971 Current Rating: 5971 + 6189 = 12160 votesCurrent Rating: 5971 + 6189 = 12160 votes 6189

[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
1516 Current Rating: 1516 + 1793 = 3309 votesCurrent Rating: 1516 + 1793 = 3309 votes 1793

[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
910 Current Rating: 910 + 1031 = 1941 votesCurrent Rating: 910 + 1031 = 1941 votes 1031

[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
999 Current Rating: 999 + 1089 = 2088 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 1089 = 2088 votes 1089


Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
862 Current Rating: 862 + 1012 = 1874 votesCurrent Rating: 862 + 1012 = 1874 votes 1012

[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 1120 = 2143 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 1120 = 2143 votes 1120

[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1116 = 2184 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1116 = 2184 votes 1116

[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
3130 Current Rating: 3130 + 3033 = 6163 votesCurrent Rating: 3130 + 3033 = 6163 votes 3033

[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 1211 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 1211 = 2360 votes 1211

[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1431 = 2528 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1431 = 2528 votes 1431

[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
2290 Current Rating: 2290 + 1986 = 4276 votesCurrent Rating: 2290 + 1986 = 4276 votes 1986

[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
2963 Current Rating: 2963 + 2416 = 5379 votesCurrent Rating: 2963 + 2416 = 5379 votes 2416

[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
2114 Current Rating: 2114 + 1608 = 3722 votesCurrent Rating: 2114 + 1608 = 3722 votes 1608


Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
4316 Current Rating: 4316 + 4202 = 8518 votesCurrent Rating: 4316 + 4202 = 8518 votes 4202

[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1267 = 2555 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1267 = 2555 votes 1267

[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1140 = 2348 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1140 = 2348 votes 1140

[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1170 = 2375 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1170 = 2375 votes 1170

[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1434 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1434 = 2811 votes 1434

[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1323 = 2766 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1323 = 2766 votes 1323

[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 1236 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 1236 = 2470 votes 1236

[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1158 = 2328 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1158 = 2328 votes 1158

[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1383 = 3021 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1383 = 3021 votes 1383


Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1468 = 2956 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1468 = 2956 votes 1468

[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1439 = 2903 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1439 = 2903 votes 1439

[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1397 = 2931 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1397 = 2931 votes 1397

[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
1381 Current Rating: 1381 + 1344 = 2725 votesCurrent Rating: 1381 + 1344 = 2725 votes 1344

[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
1573 Current Rating: 1573 + 1317 = 2890 votesCurrent Rating: 1573 + 1317 = 2890 votes 1317

[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1442 = 3130 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1442 = 3130 votes 1442

[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
1672 Current Rating: 1672 + 1677 = 3349 votesCurrent Rating: 1672 + 1677 = 3349 votes 1677

[1919] 4: Congratulations!
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1162 = 2440 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1162 = 2440 votes 1162

[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1171 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1171 = 2586 votes 1171


May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1334 = 2711 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1334 = 2711 votes 1334

[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
1422 Current Rating: 1422 + 1151 = 2573 votesCurrent Rating: 1422 + 1151 = 2573 votes 1151

[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
1381 Current Rating: 1381 + 1311 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1381 + 1311 = 2692 votes 1311

[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 1214 = 2406 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 1214 = 2406 votes 1214

[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 1276 = 2417 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 1276 = 2417 votes 1276

[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 1663 = 3338 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 1663 = 3338 votes 1663

[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
1482 Current Rating: 1482 + 1442 = 2924 votesCurrent Rating: 1482 + 1442 = 2924 votes 1442


Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
2607 Current Rating: 2607 + 3123 = 5730 votesCurrent Rating: 2607 + 3123 = 5730 votes 3123

[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 1235 = 2397 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 1235 = 2397 votes 1235

[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
1119 Current Rating: 1119 + 1142 = 2261 votesCurrent Rating: 1119 + 1142 = 2261 votes 1142

[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1194 = 2427 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1194 = 2427 votes 1194

[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 1275 = 2461 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 1275 = 2461 votes 1275

[1905] 9: You look exhausted
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1511 = 3040 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1511 = 3040 votes 1511

[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1285 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1285 = 2692 votes 1285

[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 1068 = 2151 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 1068 = 2151 votes 1068


Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 1010 = 2063 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 1010 = 2063 votes 1010

[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 1068 = 2169 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 1068 = 2169 votes 1068

[1900] 23: I ll have another
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1035 = 2111 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1035 = 2111 votes 1035

[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 1064 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 1064 = 2253 votes 1064

[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1039 = 2151 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1039 = 2151 votes 1039

[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 1071 = 2161 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 1071 = 2161 votes 1071

[1896] 9: What are you watching?
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1064 = 2149 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1064 = 2149 votes 1064

[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 1158 = 2443 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 1158 = 2443 votes 1158

[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1201 = 2716 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1201 = 2716 votes 1201


Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1116 = 2192 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1116 = 2192 votes 1116

[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1091 = 2177 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1091 = 2177 votes 1091

[1891] 19: What are you watching?
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1190 = 2397 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1190 = 2397 votes 1190

[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1274 = 2602 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1274 = 2602 votes 1274

[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
1110 Current Rating: 1110 + 1119 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1110 + 1119 = 2229 votes 1119

[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1075 = 2161 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1075 = 2161 votes 1075

[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 1070 = 2168 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 1070 = 2168 votes 1070

[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1165 = 2543 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1165 = 2543 votes 1165


Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 1510 = 3048 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 1510 = 3048 votes 1510

[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1307 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1307 = 2709 votes 1307

[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1271 = 2771 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1271 = 2771 votes 1271

[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
2366 Current Rating: 2366 + 1733 = 4099 votesCurrent Rating: 2366 + 1733 = 4099 votes 1733

[1881] 16: Welcome back
1704 Current Rating: 1704 + 1548 = 3252 votesCurrent Rating: 1704 + 1548 = 3252 votes 1548

[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
1731 Current Rating: 1731 + 1645 = 3376 votesCurrent Rating: 1731 + 1645 = 3376 votes 1645






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