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Dec 2021 [1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas 1537   2110 [1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these 504   608 [1971] 14: Drinks on me 412   478 [1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something 672   787 [1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well 553   642 [1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening 553   690
| | Nov 2021 [1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like 558   637 [1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again? 599   821 [1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust 520   577 [1964] 16: We want a divorce 557   702 [1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night? 593   776 [1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you? 509   578 [1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes 743   886 [1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth 573   734
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| Oct 2021 [1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic 928   1076 [1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy 1197   1379 [1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore 1480   1922 [1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary 904   1108 [1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women? 942   1123 [1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos 864   1100 [1953] 1: I ll call you later 859   1084
| | Sep 2021 [1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me 1204   1404 [1951] 24: Since our last session 1239   1438 [1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please 811   925 [1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink 886   1215 [1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately 5971   6189 [1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take 1516   1793 [1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again 910   1031 [1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again? 999   1089
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| Aug 2021 [1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon 862   1012 [1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here 1023   1120 [1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases 1068   1116 [1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there? 3130   3033 [1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later 1149   1211 [1939] 13: So did you ask her out? 1097   1431 [1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double 2290   1986 [1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here 2963   2416 [1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning 2114   1608
| | Jul 2021 [1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything 4316   4202 [1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased 1288   1267 [1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here 1208   1140 [1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you? 1205   1170 [1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening 1377   1434 [1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely 1443   1323 [1929] 9: So, what s news today? 1234   1236 [1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID 1170   1158 [1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow 1638   1383
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| Jun 2021 [1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team 1488   1468 [1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you 1464   1439 [1924] 22: What the hell happened to you? 1534   1397 [1923] 18: Have a good day honey 1381   1344 [1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym 1573   1317 [1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England 1688   1442 [1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday 1672   1677 [1919] 4: Congratulations! 1278   1162 [1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing 1415   1171
| | May 2021 [1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days 1377   1334 [1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions 1422   1151 [1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website 1381   1311 [1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today? 1192   1214 [1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about 1141   1276 [1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be 1675   1663 [1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting 1482   1442
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| Apr 2021 [1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV? 2607   3123 [1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps 1162   1235 [1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy 1119   1142 [1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going? 1233   1194 [1906] 13: I need you to represent me 1186   1275 [1905] 9: You look exhausted 1529   1511 [1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement? 1407   1285 [1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars 1083   1068
| | Mar 2021 [1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber 1053   1010 [1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps? 1101   1068 [1900] 23: I ll have another 1076   1035 [1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place! 1189   1064 [1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end 1112   1039 [1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me! 1090   1071 [1896] 9: What are you watching? 1085   1064 [1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife 1285   1158 [1894] 2: What are you doing here? 1515   1201
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| Feb 2021 [1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done 1076   1116 [1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks 1086   1091 [1891] 19: What are you watching? 1207   1190 [1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training 1328   1274 [1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day? 1110   1119 [1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order 1086   1075 [1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here 1098   1070 [1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19 1378   1165
| | Jan 2021 [1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app 1538   1510 [1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt 1402   1307 [1883] 22: I am surprised you need me 1500   1271 [1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up 2366   1733 [1881] 16: Welcome back 1704   1548 [1880] 12: Happy New Year! 1731   1645
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