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Dec 2021
[1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas
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[1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these
504 608
[1971] 14: Drinks on me
412 478
[1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something
672 787
[1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well
553 642
[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
553 690
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Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
558 637
[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
599 821
[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
520 577
[1964] 16: We want a divorce
557 702
[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
593 776
[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
509 578
[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
743 886
[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
573 734
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Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
928 1076
[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
1197 1379
[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
1480 1922
[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
904 1108
[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
942 1123
[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
864 1100
[1953] 1: I ll call you later
859 1084
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Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
1204 1404
[1951] 24: Since our last session
1239 1438
[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
811 925
[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
886 1215
[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
5971 6189
[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
1516 1793
[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
910 1031
[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
999 1089
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Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
862 1012
[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
1023 1120
[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
1068 1116
[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
3130 3033
[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
1149 1211
[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
1097 1431
[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
2290 1986
[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
2963 2416
[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
2114 1608
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Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
4316 4202
[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
1288 1267
[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
1208 1140
[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
1205 1170
[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
1377 1434
[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
1443 1323
[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
1234 1236
[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
1170 1158
[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
1638 1383
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Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
1488 1468
[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
1464 1439
[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
1534 1397
[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
1381 1344
[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
1573 1317
[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
1688 1442
[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
1672 1677
[1919] 4: Congratulations!
1278 1162
[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
1415 1171
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May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
1377 1334
[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
1422 1151
[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
1381 1311
[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
1192 1214
[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
1141 1276
[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
1675 1663
[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
1482 1442
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Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
2607 3123
[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
1162 1235
[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
1119 1142
[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
1233 1194
[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
1186 1275
[1905] 9: You look exhausted
1529 1511
[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
1407 1285
[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
1083 1068
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Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
1053 1010
[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
1101 1068
[1900] 23: I ll have another
1076 1035
[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
1189 1064
[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
1112 1039
[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
1090 1071
[1896] 9: What are you watching?
1085 1064
[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
1285 1158
[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
1515 1201
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Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
1076 1116
[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
1086 1091
[1891] 19: What are you watching?
1207 1190
[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
1328 1274
[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
1110 1119
[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
1086 1075
[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
1098 1070
[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
1378 1165
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Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
1538 1510
[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
1402 1307
[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
1500 1271
[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
2366 1733
[1881] 16: Welcome back
1704 1548
[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
1731 1645
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