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Dec 2021
[1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas
660 Current Rating: 660 + 1542 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 660 + 1542 = 2202 votes 1542

[1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these
109 Current Rating: 109 + 248 = 357 votesCurrent Rating: 109 + 248 = 357 votes 248

[1971] 14: Drinks on me
82 Current Rating: 82 + 189 = 271 votesCurrent Rating: 82 + 189 = 271 votes 189

[1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something
270 Current Rating: 270 + 398 = 668 votesCurrent Rating: 270 + 398 = 668 votes 398

[1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well
171 Current Rating: 171 + 337 = 508 votesCurrent Rating: 171 + 337 = 508 votes 337

[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
121 Current Rating: 121 + 269 = 390 votesCurrent Rating: 121 + 269 = 390 votes 269


Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
186 Current Rating: 186 + 298 = 484 votesCurrent Rating: 186 + 298 = 484 votes 298

[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
207 Current Rating: 207 + 448 = 655 votesCurrent Rating: 207 + 448 = 655 votes 448

[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
134 Current Rating: 134 + 260 = 394 votesCurrent Rating: 134 + 260 = 394 votes 260

[1964] 16: We want a divorce
128 Current Rating: 128 + 278 = 406 votesCurrent Rating: 128 + 278 = 406 votes 278

[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
207 Current Rating: 207 + 420 = 627 votesCurrent Rating: 207 + 420 = 627 votes 420

[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
153 Current Rating: 153 + 260 = 413 votesCurrent Rating: 153 + 260 = 413 votes 260

[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
230 Current Rating: 230 + 389 = 619 votesCurrent Rating: 230 + 389 = 619 votes 389

[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
189 Current Rating: 189 + 340 = 529 votesCurrent Rating: 189 + 340 = 529 votes 340


Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
388 Current Rating: 388 + 620 = 1008 votesCurrent Rating: 388 + 620 = 1008 votes 620

[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
626 Current Rating: 626 + 827 = 1453 votesCurrent Rating: 626 + 827 = 1453 votes 827

[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
890 Current Rating: 890 + 1336 = 2226 votesCurrent Rating: 890 + 1336 = 2226 votes 1336

[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
448 Current Rating: 448 + 645 = 1093 votesCurrent Rating: 448 + 645 = 1093 votes 645

[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
493 Current Rating: 493 + 699 = 1192 votesCurrent Rating: 493 + 699 = 1192 votes 699

[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
382 Current Rating: 382 + 607 = 989 votesCurrent Rating: 382 + 607 = 989 votes 607

[1953] 1: I ll call you later
478 Current Rating: 478 + 701 = 1179 votesCurrent Rating: 478 + 701 = 1179 votes 701


Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
524 Current Rating: 524 + 747 = 1271 votesCurrent Rating: 524 + 747 = 1271 votes 747

[1951] 24: Since our last session
908 Current Rating: 908 + 1095 = 2003 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 1095 = 2003 votes 1095

[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
507 Current Rating: 507 + 619 = 1126 votesCurrent Rating: 507 + 619 = 1126 votes 619

[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
502 Current Rating: 502 + 736 = 1238 votesCurrent Rating: 502 + 736 = 1238 votes 736

[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
679 Current Rating: 679 + 952 = 1631 votesCurrent Rating: 679 + 952 = 1631 votes 952

[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
828 Current Rating: 828 + 1124 = 1952 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 1124 = 1952 votes 1124

[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
488 Current Rating: 488 + 628 = 1116 votesCurrent Rating: 488 + 628 = 1116 votes 628

[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
523 Current Rating: 523 + 637 = 1160 votesCurrent Rating: 523 + 637 = 1160 votes 637


Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
440 Current Rating: 440 + 588 = 1028 votesCurrent Rating: 440 + 588 = 1028 votes 588

[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
547 Current Rating: 547 + 709 = 1256 votesCurrent Rating: 547 + 709 = 1256 votes 709

[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
514 Current Rating: 514 + 593 = 1107 votesCurrent Rating: 514 + 593 = 1107 votes 593

[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1379 = 2668 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1379 = 2668 votes 1379

[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
561 Current Rating: 561 + 679 = 1240 votesCurrent Rating: 561 + 679 = 1240 votes 679

[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
607 Current Rating: 607 + 915 = 1522 votesCurrent Rating: 607 + 915 = 1522 votes 915

[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
1761 Current Rating: 1761 + 1467 = 3228 votesCurrent Rating: 1761 + 1467 = 3228 votes 1467

[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
2516 Current Rating: 2516 + 1987 = 4503 votesCurrent Rating: 2516 + 1987 = 4503 votes 1987

[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
1682 Current Rating: 1682 + 1197 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1682 + 1197 = 2879 votes 1197


Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 1077 = 2235 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 1077 = 2235 votes 1077

[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
794 Current Rating: 794 + 767 = 1561 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 767 = 1561 votes 767

[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
725 Current Rating: 725 + 702 = 1427 votesCurrent Rating: 725 + 702 = 1427 votes 702

[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
747 Current Rating: 747 + 752 = 1499 votesCurrent Rating: 747 + 752 = 1499 votes 752

[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
803 Current Rating: 803 + 867 = 1670 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 867 = 1670 votes 867

[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
900 Current Rating: 900 + 798 = 1698 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 798 = 1698 votes 798

[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
873 Current Rating: 873 + 884 = 1757 votesCurrent Rating: 873 + 884 = 1757 votes 884

[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
756 Current Rating: 756 + 773 = 1529 votesCurrent Rating: 756 + 773 = 1529 votes 773

[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1011 = 2213 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1011 = 2213 votes 1011


Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1074 = 2171 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1074 = 2171 votes 1074

[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 1077 = 2156 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 1077 = 2156 votes 1077

[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 1058 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 1058 = 2253 votes 1058

[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
971 Current Rating: 971 + 926 = 1897 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 926 = 1897 votes 926

[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 947 = 2153 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 947 = 2153 votes 947

[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 850 = 1951 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 850 = 1951 votes 850

[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1274 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1274 = 2532 votes 1274

[1919] 4: Congratulations!
898 Current Rating: 898 + 787 = 1685 votesCurrent Rating: 898 + 787 = 1685 votes 787

[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 861 = 1965 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 861 = 1965 votes 861


May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 968 = 1973 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 968 = 1973 votes 968

[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 830 = 1936 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 830 = 1936 votes 830

[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
1028 Current Rating: 1028 + 981 = 2009 votesCurrent Rating: 1028 + 981 = 2009 votes 981

[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
894 Current Rating: 894 + 923 = 1817 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 923 = 1817 votes 923

[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
837 Current Rating: 837 + 976 = 1813 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 976 = 1813 votes 976

[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1306 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1306 = 2586 votes 1306

[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1139 = 2293 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1139 = 2293 votes 1139


Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
2115 Current Rating: 2115 + 2623 = 4738 votesCurrent Rating: 2115 + 2623 = 4738 votes 2623

[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
850 Current Rating: 850 + 909 = 1759 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 909 = 1759 votes 909

[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
828 Current Rating: 828 + 844 = 1672 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 844 = 1672 votes 844

[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
931 Current Rating: 931 + 890 = 1821 votesCurrent Rating: 931 + 890 = 1821 votes 890

[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
894 Current Rating: 894 + 986 = 1880 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 986 = 1880 votes 986

[1905] 9: You look exhausted
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1165 = 2338 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1165 = 2338 votes 1165

[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 987 = 2093 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 987 = 2093 votes 987

[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
829 Current Rating: 829 + 833 = 1662 votesCurrent Rating: 829 + 833 = 1662 votes 833


Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
788 Current Rating: 788 + 754 = 1542 votesCurrent Rating: 788 + 754 = 1542 votes 754

[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
832 Current Rating: 832 + 822 = 1654 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 822 = 1654 votes 822

[1900] 23: I ll have another
823 Current Rating: 823 + 797 = 1620 votesCurrent Rating: 823 + 797 = 1620 votes 797

[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
927 Current Rating: 927 + 824 = 1751 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 824 = 1751 votes 824

[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
864 Current Rating: 864 + 802 = 1666 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 802 = 1666 votes 802

[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
835 Current Rating: 835 + 833 = 1668 votesCurrent Rating: 835 + 833 = 1668 votes 833

[1896] 9: What are you watching?
829 Current Rating: 829 + 821 = 1650 votesCurrent Rating: 829 + 821 = 1650 votes 821

[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 897 = 1922 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 897 = 1922 votes 897

[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 875 = 1979 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 875 = 1979 votes 875


Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
819 Current Rating: 819 + 863 = 1682 votesCurrent Rating: 819 + 863 = 1682 votes 863

[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
822 Current Rating: 822 + 839 = 1661 votesCurrent Rating: 822 + 839 = 1661 votes 839

[1891] 19: What are you watching?
939 Current Rating: 939 + 936 = 1875 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 936 = 1875 votes 936

[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1023 = 2091 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1023 = 2091 votes 1023

[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
844 Current Rating: 844 + 854 = 1698 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 854 = 1698 votes 854

[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
830 Current Rating: 830 + 838 = 1668 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 838 = 1668 votes 838

[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
827 Current Rating: 827 + 827 = 1654 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 827 = 1654 votes 827

[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 906 = 2003 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 906 = 2003 votes 906


Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1220 = 2484 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1220 = 2484 votes 1220

[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1008 = 2094 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1008 = 2094 votes 1008

[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 974 = 2143 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 974 = 2143 votes 974

[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1258 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1258 = 2631 votes 1258

[1881] 16: Welcome back
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1195 = 2557 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1195 = 2557 votes 1195

[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1306 = 2701 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1306 = 2701 votes 1306






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