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Dec 2021
[1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas
5842 Current Rating: 5842 + 5958 = 11800 votesCurrent Rating: 5842 + 5958 = 11800 votes 5958

[1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these
16405 Current Rating: 16405 + 16233 = 32638 votesCurrent Rating: 16405 + 16233 = 32638 votes 16233

[1971] 14: Drinks on me
1635 Current Rating: 1635 + 1663 = 3298 votesCurrent Rating: 1635 + 1663 = 3298 votes 1663

[1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something
2114 Current Rating: 2114 + 2231 = 4345 votesCurrent Rating: 2114 + 2231 = 4345 votes 2231

[1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well
4644 Current Rating: 4644 + 5037 = 9681 votesCurrent Rating: 4644 + 5037 = 9681 votes 5037

[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
4283 Current Rating: 4283 + 5091 = 9374 votesCurrent Rating: 4283 + 5091 = 9374 votes 5091


Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1916 = 3719 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1916 = 3719 votes 1916

[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
2553 Current Rating: 2553 + 2968 = 5521 votesCurrent Rating: 2553 + 2968 = 5521 votes 2968

[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
12260 Current Rating: 12260 + 11164 = 23424 votesCurrent Rating: 12260 + 11164 = 23424 votes 11164

[1964] 16: We want a divorce
2507 Current Rating: 2507 + 2773 = 5280 votesCurrent Rating: 2507 + 2773 = 5280 votes 2773

[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
2575 Current Rating: 2575 + 2766 = 5341 votesCurrent Rating: 2575 + 2766 = 5341 votes 2766

[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
3573 Current Rating: 3573 + 3680 = 7253 votesCurrent Rating: 3573 + 3680 = 7253 votes 3680

[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
2137 Current Rating: 2137 + 2244 = 4381 votesCurrent Rating: 2137 + 2244 = 4381 votes 2244

[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
2586 Current Rating: 2586 + 3064 = 5650 votesCurrent Rating: 2586 + 3064 = 5650 votes 3064


Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
4286 Current Rating: 4286 + 4408 = 8694 votesCurrent Rating: 4286 + 4408 = 8694 votes 4408

[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
2848 Current Rating: 2848 + 2984 = 5832 votesCurrent Rating: 2848 + 2984 = 5832 votes 2984

[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
38277 Current Rating: 38277 + 37171 = 75448 votesCurrent Rating: 38277 + 37171 = 75448 votes 37171

[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
7583 Current Rating: 7583 + 7811 = 15394 votesCurrent Rating: 7583 + 7811 = 15394 votes 7811

[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
3170 Current Rating: 3170 + 3282 = 6452 votesCurrent Rating: 3170 + 3282 = 6452 votes 3282

[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
2739 Current Rating: 2739 + 3033 = 5772 votesCurrent Rating: 2739 + 3033 = 5772 votes 3033

[1953] 1: I ll call you later
2581 Current Rating: 2581 + 2788 = 5369 votesCurrent Rating: 2581 + 2788 = 5369 votes 2788


Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
5091 Current Rating: 5091 + 4985 = 10076 votesCurrent Rating: 5091 + 4985 = 10076 votes 4985

[1951] 24: Since our last session
2954 Current Rating: 2954 + 3099 = 6053 votesCurrent Rating: 2954 + 3099 = 6053 votes 3099

[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
2158 Current Rating: 2158 + 2278 = 4436 votesCurrent Rating: 2158 + 2278 = 4436 votes 2278

[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
3180 Current Rating: 3180 + 3573 = 6753 votesCurrent Rating: 3180 + 3573 = 6753 votes 3573

[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
14119 Current Rating: 14119 + 14246 = 28365 votesCurrent Rating: 14119 + 14246 = 28365 votes 14246

[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
3209 Current Rating: 3209 + 3483 = 6692 votesCurrent Rating: 3209 + 3483 = 6692 votes 3483

[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
5492 Current Rating: 5492 + 5630 = 11122 votesCurrent Rating: 5492 + 5630 = 11122 votes 5630

[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
3371 Current Rating: 3371 + 3437 = 6808 votesCurrent Rating: 3371 + 3437 = 6808 votes 3437


Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
3000 Current Rating: 3000 + 3244 = 6244 votesCurrent Rating: 3000 + 3244 = 6244 votes 3244

[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
2702 Current Rating: 2702 + 2865 = 5567 votesCurrent Rating: 2702 + 2865 = 5567 votes 2865

[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
2777 Current Rating: 2777 + 2811 = 5588 votesCurrent Rating: 2777 + 2811 = 5588 votes 2811

[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
7368 Current Rating: 7368 + 7324 = 14692 votesCurrent Rating: 7368 + 7324 = 14692 votes 7324

[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
3379 Current Rating: 3379 + 3488 = 6867 votesCurrent Rating: 3379 + 3488 = 6867 votes 3488

[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
3056 Current Rating: 3056 + 3444 = 6500 votesCurrent Rating: 3056 + 3444 = 6500 votes 3444

[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
10769 Current Rating: 10769 + 10899 = 21668 votesCurrent Rating: 10769 + 10899 = 21668 votes 10899

[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
4793 Current Rating: 4793 + 4217 = 9010 votesCurrent Rating: 4793 + 4217 = 9010 votes 4217

[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
3764 Current Rating: 3764 + 3176 = 6940 votesCurrent Rating: 3764 + 3176 = 6940 votes 3176


Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
5947 Current Rating: 5947 + 5873 = 11820 votesCurrent Rating: 5947 + 5873 = 11820 votes 5873

[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
41478 Current Rating: 41478 + 41255 = 82733 votesCurrent Rating: 41478 + 41255 = 82733 votes 41255

[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
4793 Current Rating: 4793 + 4663 = 9456 votesCurrent Rating: 4793 + 4663 = 9456 votes 4663

[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
2864 Current Rating: 2864 + 2836 = 5700 votesCurrent Rating: 2864 + 2836 = 5700 votes 2836

[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
3253 Current Rating: 3253 + 3338 = 6591 votesCurrent Rating: 3253 + 3338 = 6591 votes 3338

[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
3865 Current Rating: 3865 + 3521 = 7386 votesCurrent Rating: 3865 + 3521 = 7386 votes 3521

[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
11688 Current Rating: 11688 + 11952 = 23640 votesCurrent Rating: 11688 + 11952 = 23640 votes 11952

[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
4929 Current Rating: 4929 + 4765 = 9694 votesCurrent Rating: 4929 + 4765 = 9694 votes 4765

[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
4151 Current Rating: 4151 + 3834 = 7985 votesCurrent Rating: 4151 + 3834 = 7985 votes 3834


Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
3007 Current Rating: 3007 + 3067 = 6074 votesCurrent Rating: 3007 + 3067 = 6074 votes 3067

[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
3230 Current Rating: 3230 + 3143 = 6373 votesCurrent Rating: 3230 + 3143 = 6373 votes 3143

[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
3555 Current Rating: 3555 + 3416 = 6971 votesCurrent Rating: 3555 + 3416 = 6971 votes 3416

[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
3305 Current Rating: 3305 + 3254 = 6559 votesCurrent Rating: 3305 + 3254 = 6559 votes 3254

[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
3787 Current Rating: 3787 + 3588 = 7375 votesCurrent Rating: 3787 + 3588 = 7375 votes 3588

[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
3481 Current Rating: 3481 + 3230 = 6711 votesCurrent Rating: 3481 + 3230 = 6711 votes 3230

[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
3866 Current Rating: 3866 + 4021 = 7887 votesCurrent Rating: 3866 + 4021 = 7887 votes 4021

[1919] 4: Congratulations!
2898 Current Rating: 2898 + 2861 = 5759 votesCurrent Rating: 2898 + 2861 = 5759 votes 2861

[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
6449 Current Rating: 6449 + 5691 = 12140 votesCurrent Rating: 6449 + 5691 = 12140 votes 5691


May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
3016 Current Rating: 3016 + 2976 = 5992 votesCurrent Rating: 3016 + 2976 = 5992 votes 2976

[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
3472 Current Rating: 3472 + 3238 = 6710 votesCurrent Rating: 3472 + 3238 = 6710 votes 3238

[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
3420 Current Rating: 3420 + 3156 = 6576 votesCurrent Rating: 3420 + 3156 = 6576 votes 3156

[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
3634 Current Rating: 3634 + 3582 = 7216 votesCurrent Rating: 3634 + 3582 = 7216 votes 3582

[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
3188 Current Rating: 3188 + 3334 = 6522 votesCurrent Rating: 3188 + 3334 = 6522 votes 3334

[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
9670 Current Rating: 9670 + 9548 = 19218 votesCurrent Rating: 9670 + 9548 = 19218 votes 9548

[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
7054 Current Rating: 7054 + 7061 = 14115 votesCurrent Rating: 7054 + 7061 = 14115 votes 7061


Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
6295 Current Rating: 6295 + 6867 = 13162 votesCurrent Rating: 6295 + 6867 = 13162 votes 6867

[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
3052 Current Rating: 3052 + 3106 = 6158 votesCurrent Rating: 3052 + 3106 = 6158 votes 3106

[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
3267 Current Rating: 3267 + 3416 = 6683 votesCurrent Rating: 3267 + 3416 = 6683 votes 3416

[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
3284 Current Rating: 3284 + 3206 = 6490 votesCurrent Rating: 3284 + 3206 = 6490 votes 3206

[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
3212 Current Rating: 3212 + 3253 = 6465 votesCurrent Rating: 3212 + 3253 = 6465 votes 3253

[1905] 9: You look exhausted
3267 Current Rating: 3267 + 3238 = 6505 votesCurrent Rating: 3267 + 3238 = 6505 votes 3238

[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
16640 Current Rating: 16640 + 16934 = 33574 votesCurrent Rating: 16640 + 16934 = 33574 votes 16934

[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
2492 Current Rating: 2492 + 2529 = 5021 votesCurrent Rating: 2492 + 2529 = 5021 votes 2529


Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
2715 Current Rating: 2715 + 2660 = 5375 votesCurrent Rating: 2715 + 2660 = 5375 votes 2660

[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
2684 Current Rating: 2684 + 2685 = 5369 votesCurrent Rating: 2684 + 2685 = 5369 votes 2685

[1900] 23: I ll have another
3253 Current Rating: 3253 + 3206 = 6459 votesCurrent Rating: 3253 + 3206 = 6459 votes 3206

[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
2648 Current Rating: 2648 + 2452 = 5100 votesCurrent Rating: 2648 + 2452 = 5100 votes 2452

[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
2626 Current Rating: 2626 + 2556 = 5182 votesCurrent Rating: 2626 + 2556 = 5182 votes 2556

[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
2382 Current Rating: 2382 + 2387 = 4769 votesCurrent Rating: 2382 + 2387 = 4769 votes 2387

[1896] 9: What are you watching?
2808 Current Rating: 2808 + 2792 = 5600 votesCurrent Rating: 2808 + 2792 = 5600 votes 2792

[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
2487 Current Rating: 2487 + 2376 = 4863 votesCurrent Rating: 2487 + 2376 = 4863 votes 2376

[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
3075 Current Rating: 3075 + 2673 = 5748 votesCurrent Rating: 3075 + 2673 = 5748 votes 2673


Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
4849 Current Rating: 4849 + 4431 = 9280 votesCurrent Rating: 4849 + 4431 = 9280 votes 4431

[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
2221 Current Rating: 2221 + 2306 = 4527 votesCurrent Rating: 2221 + 2306 = 4527 votes 2306

[1891] 19: What are you watching?
2641 Current Rating: 2641 + 2613 = 5254 votesCurrent Rating: 2641 + 2613 = 5254 votes 2613

[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
3553 Current Rating: 3553 + 3530 = 7083 votesCurrent Rating: 3553 + 3530 = 7083 votes 3530

[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
2594 Current Rating: 2594 + 2597 = 5191 votesCurrent Rating: 2594 + 2597 = 5191 votes 2597

[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
6900 Current Rating: 6900 + 6380 = 13280 votesCurrent Rating: 6900 + 6380 = 13280 votes 6380

[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
2663 Current Rating: 2663 + 2633 = 5296 votesCurrent Rating: 2663 + 2633 = 5296 votes 2633

[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
6195 Current Rating: 6195 + 5954 = 12149 votesCurrent Rating: 6195 + 5954 = 12149 votes 5954


Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
2936 Current Rating: 2936 + 2918 = 5854 votesCurrent Rating: 2936 + 2918 = 5854 votes 2918

[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
4108 Current Rating: 4108 + 3884 = 7992 votesCurrent Rating: 4108 + 3884 = 7992 votes 3884

[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
3156 Current Rating: 3156 + 2878 = 6034 votesCurrent Rating: 3156 + 2878 = 6034 votes 2878

[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
4018 Current Rating: 4018 + 3359 = 7377 votesCurrent Rating: 4018 + 3359 = 7377 votes 3359

[1881] 16: Welcome back
3508 Current Rating: 3508 + 3366 = 6874 votesCurrent Rating: 3508 + 3366 = 6874 votes 3366

[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
4196 Current Rating: 4196 + 4157 = 8353 votesCurrent Rating: 4196 + 4157 = 8353 votes 4157






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