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Dec 2022
[2068] 22: Hey! Listen up!
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[2067] 20: We leave for the coast tomorrow
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[2066] 16: I hate coming in to the office these days
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[2065] 13: Well I m off
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[2064] 9: Where are you going now?
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[2063] 6: Bye honey, have a good day
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Nov 2022
[2062] 29: Daddy, can I sleep with you tonight?
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[2061] 25: I heard you bought an electric vehicle
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[2060] 22: Let s do some revision for your spelling test
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[2059] 18: So let me get this straight
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[2058] 15: Thank you for seeing me on short notice doc
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[2057] 11: Forgive me for being so nervous
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[2056] 8: Do you feel like popping in at the pub for a drink?
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[2055] 4: Everything looks good
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[2054] 1: Happy anniversary darling
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Oct 2022
[2053] 28: You re back early ...
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[2052] 26: I ll have a double cheese burger
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[2051] 21: What s on Discovery today?
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[2050] 18: Your phone beeped
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[2049] 7: This stupid computer has frozen again!
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[2048] 4: So have these power-cuts affected your business too?
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Sep 2022
[2047] 27: Welcome back, how was the flight?
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[2046] 23: It's been a while
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[2045] 20: I announced the date and time of my wife s funeral
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[2044] 16: Sorry I m late
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[2043] 13: You have multiple fractures
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[2042] 9: So woke-ness has reached religion too
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[2041] 6: Sure you can take me on a date
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[2040] 2: I ll have another beer please
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Aug 2022
[2038] 30: Do you want to hear a disturbing statistic?
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[2037] 26: Doc, is masturbation wrong?
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[2036] 23: I m getting old for sure
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[2035] 16: So Warner Brothers has now also caved to the woke mob
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[2034] 12: I don t understand this whole woke
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[2033] 9: I couldn t get it up for a girl
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[2032] 5: Isn t that your ex-wife crossing the road
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[2031] 2: Anything interesting in the news tonight?
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Jul 2022
[2030] 26: Water again?
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[2029] 22: Give me all the money and jewellery in the house!
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[2028] 19: Your crop is looking pretty good this season
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[2027] 15: I can t believe how much it costs to fill up now
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[2026] 12: Your brother is uninvited to the wedding
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[2025] 8: Thank you for inviting us over for dinner
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[2024] 5: Wakey wakey!
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[2023] 1: I saw an article saying that they re considering
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Jun 2022
[2022] 28: My wife told me to find my own way home
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[2021] 24: Your annual checkup is looking pretty good
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[2020] 21: I love these classic car shows
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[2019] 17: You re watching Animal Planet again
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[2018] 14: My wife and I decided to spice things up a bit
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[2017] 10: I met a girl at the pub
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[2016] 7: It s our twentieth anniversary tomorrow
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[2015] 3: Give me my usual but make it a double please
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May 2022
[2014] 31: Since working from home during COVID
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[2013] 27: I need your advice
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[2012] 24: You look ponderous
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[2011] 20: You never seem to have a shortage of men
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[2010] 17: Can I have a cappuccino please?
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[2009] 13: I really don t understand women
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[2008] 10: As this is our first session
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[2007] 6: The company email about preferred pronouns
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[2006] 3: I m surprised you're here
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Apr 2022
[2005] 29: When two vegans get in an argument
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[2004] 26: It s disgusting the way you make fun of everyone
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[2003] 24: I heard how good VR porn is supposed to be ...
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[2002] 19: When you get angry speaking to someone
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[2001] 12: You look depressed, what s upsetting you?
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[2000] 8: It seems that Spring is here already
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[1999] 5: The price of petrol is insane these days
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[1998] 1: It s wonderful to be able to do lunch again
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Mar 2022
[1997] 29: Is he gone?
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[1996] 25: Tomorrow is your big day
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[1995] 22: Where have you been?
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[1994] 18: Apparently the obesity problem
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[1993] 15: Chess rules are so confusing
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[1992] 11: I really enjoy having sex
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[1991] 8: I ve decided to go ahead with the divorce
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[1990] 4: I saw you having an argument
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[1989] 1: This is Couples Therapy
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Feb 2022
[1988] 25: Good morning sir, can I see your passport
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[1987] 22: My wife and I can t agree on our holiday plans
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[1986] 18: Thank goodness this whole Valentine s day
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[1985] 15: So did you have a good Valentine s?
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[1984] 11: I ve had enough
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[1983] 8: Good morning ma am
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[1982] 4: Happy Anniversary
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[1981] 1: Hey buddy, my eyes are up here!
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Jan 2022
[1980] 28: Welcome back, so how was your trip to Dubai?
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[1979] 25: With the economy in the toilet and no signs of improving
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[1978] 21: I m so glad they finally lifted the curfew
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[1977] 18: Take a few photos of me
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[1976] 14: Did you do anything special
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[1975] 11: I m glad to be back at work
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